10 more days edition

Good night everyone

>>242487
Until what?

>>242483
Quality OP Pepe image.

>>242497
Good night.

>>242508
Someone fucked her.

>>242518
GROSS

>>242518
The ancient bloodline prevails.

>>242483
Hey OP, found them >>242485

Going to get some toothpaste and a macchiato.

>>242525
Beer,wine,chicken,coleslaw and chips
Pretty sure that covers all the food groups

>>242525
It's not even noon, if you're in WA it's 9am

The wage rage and the oatie cravings are climbing again.

>>242527
*8:37am

>>242528
Get on it

>>242525
Feed = Power.

>>242528
Get off it

>>242528
Where you the NEET who made the verbal complaint? Did you get a response?

>>242530
>>242532
The duality of NEET

>>242533
Nah that wasn't me
I'm just a passive aggressive cunt to the dumb pajeets in my team.

I hate verbs.

>>242527
Time isn't real.

>>242525
god i hope you hit rock bottom soon

>>242525
Nice haul m8

>>242536
hate can be a verb

>>242525
Greasy chook feed. Well hauled.

>>242539
Why do you want that for him?

>>242538
I bet he hates nouns too especially pronouns

>>242539
An offputting comment.

>>242544
zer

>>242539
Such a lovely person.

I heard Nuro hits rock bottoms every night at the toilet block

I heard Nuro helps out at community events every night in the CBD.

>>242549
cock&ball district?

I heard Nuro sits alone in his apartment every night

>>242550
Yes.

I saw nuro boasting to some 15 years about how much sex he has once.

I hope all the NEETs have a good week and have a few ice things happen.

>>242554
*nice

>>242554
>>242555
Thank you, you too.

>>242555
Well thanks for taking my meth away from me.

>>242557
He gave you a good pointer on improving your life.

Are some NEETs better than others?

>>242561
No.

>>242561
Yes.

>>242561
Yes and then there is the Based one that tops them all.

>>242438
>The 'correct' way to pronounce the passionfruit soft drink
Call me a mong but I've always pronounced it 'pasito'.

>>242449
>Hope you have a good day
Cheers, you too!

>>242450
>Time for another Tiktok meme
It really isn't...

>>242451
Plants are looking very healthy.

>>242453
10/10-looking Breakfast. Enjoy!

>>242470
>t. former interlocker NEET
IKTF

>>242561
no

>>242561
This NEET >>242560

>>242561
Standard rules apply. Neets of germanic, anglo-saxon or scottish descent are superior to slavic and catholic untermensch

CRINFRWESIRGWSD

>>242539
So he can start his redemption arc?

>>242565
>pasito
that's a different brand by kirks

>>242566
Hot!

Are some NEETs bigger than others?

>>242574
Yes
by tens of kilograms

>>242565
>It really isn't...
Are you sure:
https://www.theguardian.com/society/2020/apr/09/nhs-staff-performing-tiktok-dance-routines-to-keep-morale-high

>>242526
No coughing today please

>>242527
Imagine buying 4X in WA. You'd probably get bashed on site!

>>242531
Amen sister!

>>242539
Don't think it's possible for me to get any lower. But thanks anyway.

>>242540
>>242542
Thanks you

>>242574
For sure.

>>242578
Five sure.

I have no tasks today so I'm having a big joint and a cuppa

>>242576
Couldn't be surer

That big cup of black instant has melted me. Gonna power squirt into the toilet bowl.

>>242577
>Don't think it's possible for me to get any lower. But thanks anyway

never assume this

>>242584
Yeah, he could be posting crap memes like that instead.

>>242583
Work on your power and accuracy neet. With enough training, you'll soon be able to bring down small marsupials.

>>242586
I heard Possum will no longer come within arse range of Weber these days.

>>242525
That's breaky sorted.

>>242583
>Gonna power squirt into the toilet bowl.
Clap those arse cheeks tight while going there.

>>242583
You should get together with KFC NEET.
Imagine the smell.

>>242591
A feculent fragrance.

>>242590
kek

>>242585
by that i meant lower in the ground and dead you dumb fuck

>>242587
Possum came within arse range of Weber once. That's why he doesn't post here anymore.

>>242594
Settle down and go for a bike ride.

>>242597
He's angry at the wrong NEET too unless this is just random.

>>242597
im nnot nuro shitwizz

>>242599
You sure do a good impression.

Imagine being accidently mistaken for nuro.

>>242600
settle down

>>242602
Cut the attitude.

>>242603
That's exactly what I'm talking about.

>>242605
okay...

>>242606
good

Went to 7/11 and got a large long black. Got some chewy too. I chew through a packet of juicy fruit in like half an hour.

That was a nice half hour little outing that should have been my lunch break. Oh well. Another boring day at the wage.

>>242607
You're not my real dad!

>>242608
>Oh well. Another boring day at the wage
Depending how fast the gum takes to get to the arse, it could be a day of a quick action.

I wonder if a skilled enough gum eater could blow bubbles with their arse
please no youtube links

>>242612
I wish to request links.

>>242608
This time tomorrow the wage week will be half over.

>>242613
I am sure there is footage of Asian girls doing such things

>>242614
Nah got Friday off as part of the AFL Grand Final eve holiday.
And I took Monday off for a #4dayweekend
Gonna chuck a sicky the Monday after the last weekend of the month too so I can boong it up on Sunday

>>242616
Noice, sounds like a good plan to end sobriety.

10 pieces of juicy fruit down the hatch

Thinking about NEET juicy fruit.

>>242618
*(ten)

Thinking about juicy NEET fruits.

Thinking about juicy NEET arse bubbles.

>>242603
CAT the attitude

Fruiting about thinking about bubbly NEET arse.

>>242624
Well bantered.

>>242625
me

i'm living a good life

>>242624
Cat the altitude

Thinking about cocaine and bonghits again.

>>242630
Good onya m8

>>242632
i want coke

I do not want cocaine.
Suprisingly

>>242634
THE ROCK

>>242635
No.

>>242631
Nothing better than pussy above you ready to catch.

>>242638
You're just a tease.

>>242639
Kek
>pussy inbound,11 o'clock

>>242629
I wonder if the one on the right is really in such demand?

Oblong NEET groinal arrangements

gg

no re

>>242646
bg

>>242610
Put that into the Pornhub search engine!

crackin' thread!

>>242649
into the NEET central mainframe

>>242618
Hope you remember to brush your teeth before bed

>>242652
I've done so every day this month. Probably the longest streak in my adult life.

>>242624
Cock & ball torture the attitude?

>>242629
>2 types of civilisations
Those who like Sprite and those that don't?

>>242654
Good NEET.

I'm a bad NEET.

>>242657
all NEETs are bad

>>242654
Well done. If I'm too lazy to brush at night I'll at least rinse me mouth out a few times with water.

>>242657
Do you need to be punished?

>>242658
What about the NEETs from good homes?

>>242661
ye

Terrence died for our NEETsins so we could all be good NEETs.

>>242661
there's no good homed NEETs
otherwise they'd have a job

Into the central NEET spankbank

>>242665
Stop looking at my tits

>>242661
What if you think you came from a good home, but it was really a bad home and you didn't understand that it was bad?

>>242654
Good work.

>>242667
Then you are me

>>242670
nuro does it again

>>242667
That hit me gradually when I moved out of home.

>>242667
That could be a good description of the NEET condition tbqh.

>>242670
kek, what a dumb arse

When you ask the KFC drive-thru chick for her number and get rejected, that's a 'webm'.

>>242667
Childhood does that

>>242676
which neet was that?
my lore is rusty

>>242674
It really sux. Don't forget the whole thing ends December 31 (I think).

>>242674
250 yeah?

>>242679
Yeah, $250 extra till then.

>>242676
If he'd been driving a delorean, she would've said yes.

>>242680
Yeah.

>>242682
And if she said no he could time travel and try again.

>>242678
Weber, hence my "that's a webm" remark. A play on words of the filename extension.

>>242685
You should be pun-ished for that

>>242685
clever neet

>>242685
no one likes a smartass

>>242688
*smartarse

When ordering this morn's KFC the app said there's a shortage of 'packing material' or something similar and therefore couldn't offer any large potato & gravy.

>>242688
You're just jealous you couldn't think that up yourself.

>>242690
Tell them you'll bring your own tub

>>242689
Thank you, but I prefer it my way.

>>242683
>>242683
>News Corp is reporting the payment will be permanently boosted to $715 a fortnight
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2020-06-28/reports-coronavirus-jobseeker-increase-factually-incorrect/12400860
it's gonna be ok

>>242694
Add on my rent assistance and that's not too bad.

>>242692
What's the height limit on the drive through?

>>242695
Would that be about $860 or so all up?

>>242694
Let's hope it is.

>>242690
>this morn's KFC
kfc for breaky aye
neetlyfe

>>242697
You must be at least 6ft to order KFC.

>>242699
Yeah. I'm going lite from now until next year so that should save me up a bit.

>>242686
>>242687
>>242688
Just some lighthearted fun. I doubt Weber would feel insulted.

>>242691
I could if I tried. I just don't feel like trying right now. or ever.

>>242705
I tried something once.
It was kinda meh.

>>242701
The only diet to get the approval tick from the neet council of australia

One of my job applications has been viewed.
I'm now emotionally invested and waiting for a call. I'm such a schmuck.

>>242710
They will have to pay the taller NEETs extra for their fix
As it should be

>>242694
>trusting MSM

>>242701
Someone wants me dead because of that

Just woke up. Had to take some seroquel to get to sleep last night and am now drowning in a sea of grogginess, drowsiness and brain fog this afternoon

>>242709
Good luck.

>>242709
Just imagine you already got the job,had a brief but fiery and turbulent affair with a co-worker,got drunk at Friday drinks and punched the boss and got fired already.

>>242709
Had a call from my local uni about my application for that TEP thing I'm thinking of doing next year. 1 minute and 6 seconds and I hated every second of it, I wish I wasn't such a spastic.

>>242711
trickle-up economy

>>242706
Depressed manlets eating their feelings are probably KFC's biggest customer demographic.

>>242709
what job is it?

>>242719
Colonel Sanders was 6'8" tall.

>>242709
Good luck to ya (if that's what you want?)

>>242716
Spare a few more details will ya? Such as was the application accepted?

>>242720
Software Support pleb role for a healthcare software development company.
This one seems more hands on with the code than my current position which is more than my current role which is glorified pajeet callcenter slavery.

>>242713
That sucks, go for a walk or do something to wake yourself up.

>>242721
Internet is telling me he was only 5'11". But this bit of info from Wikipedia was interesting.

>>242721
If only I'd been raised on a diet of kfc as a child, think of the chad like stature I'd have.

My mistake, only 5'10"

>>242699
I get $1083.90 a fortnight all up, but I'm a DSP NEET

>>242724
>Software Support pleb role for a healthcare software development company
Is it Cerner? They created the EMR for the hospital I work at

>>242727
I may have made it up

>>242726
Kek

>>242730
That's a nice cheque

That large long black has hit me deep and nice. A bit of milk would have had me gasping for more.

>>242483
My hobby is faking suicide attempts to waste gov resources. I've cost the state health department at least 24k this year alone. I receive subsidized antidepressants and flush them down the toilet. Is that normal?

PS. I'm trying to build a case for DSP. Will my mental health history help?

>>242736
You are being deliberately erotic now

>>242737
The department of sewerage are known to read NEET threads. Careful.

>>242733
Quit living a lie, be yourself!

>>242737
>My hobby is faking suicide attempts
> I'm trying to build a case for DSP. Will my mental health history help?
No, since it clearly shows your condition isn't stabilised.

Do NEETs prefer crunchy or smooth peanut butter?

>>242740
Never, I refuse to live in a world where Col Sanders is under 2m tall!

>>242742
Crunchy for sure

>>242742
Crunchy.

>>242736
>gasping
*gaping

>>242742
smooth

>>242747
Get out of here scum

Smooth, like the large long blacks

>>242746
New world filter?

>>242748
fkyocnt

>>242752
You gonna get bunyip'd

Made some nachos

>>242751
fucking crunchy is fucking retarded
the best is 100% and smooth

>>242755
Only the weak need pre chewed food

Smooth peanut butter for smooth peanut-brained NEETs.

>>242757
kek

>>242754
Lovely feed.

>>242757
brooke wylde

>>242757
Really gasping her gape for more.

>>242754
Noice.

>>242754
Beans?

I did read a story once about a guy who hurt his dick having bumsex with a girl who ate lots of peanuts but that may be an internet tale.

>>242743
Hate to break it to you, but he's under 6 feet.

>>242764
No, I don't like the texture of beans

>>242766
Filthy smooth peanut butter eater propaganda.
Colonel Sanders is at least 6'11" tall.

>>242742
Usually smooth but some times I'll get crunchy just to shake things up. Variety is the spice of life they say.

>>242769
You're bipeanut butter.

>>242754
An excellent choice on Taco Tuesday

I had Thai place for lunch. Boss paid. Then got custard berliner at Villi's. Boss paid.

>>242768
I wish you were smart enough to get my joke.
>tfw spend all day surrounded by mongs

Another mob has viewed my application

I heard Cruisey refused to fight in Vietnam on moral grounds.

>>242773
Boss owns you

>>242774
I wish I woz two

30k in tax withheld

>>242775
Your application should get an onlyfans

>>242777
I don't think she will want sexual favours.

>>242781
Maybe she's just playing hard to get?

>>242776
That's the only war I'd like to have experienced as an infantry soldier.

>>242779
you earned $110,000 last financial year?

>>242772
kek

>>242784
income tax scales hard

>>242783
Would have been fun shooting gooks and burning villages.

>>242773
Did you enjoy the meal at the Thai place?

>>242754
Look yum.

>>242788
Yes. I had pan fried pork, which came with a fried egg and rice and cucumber and tomato.

>>242778
'6 feet under' is an idiom for being dead/buried. I just reversed the order of words to make it seem like I was referring to a person's height.

>>242786
it's just 37% between 90k and 180k for FYE 19/20.

>>242791
Ah, sorry, I'm quite stoned today.
that was good

I'm not really sure how much I earn.
Need to keep better track of it.

>>242790
also 2 chicken satays and a spring roll

>>242797
47% income on Dan

I spend twice as much on tobacco as food.

>>242795
>>242054
nice

Shopping centre near Webby

>>242787
That and the intensity of it all. No rest whatsoever. No one side dominating the other (though the gooks had the advantage of knowing the geography and how to use it to their advantage). No war since has been that interesting/long or shocking. These days the wars are all political and modern technology/weapons has made for most hand-to-hand or close-combat redundant.

>>242793
Thanks. A reasonable excuse.

>>242802
>or shocking
media censorship is to blame for much of this
gooks and coallition forces weren't beheading captives with dull knives and doing some of the creative stuff ISIS were doing in the middle east

>>242792
No real NEET knows any of that

>>242804
same goes for Russia vs Chechnya or Bosnia vs Serbia
media blackout

>>242801
Bogan wear

>>242805
Real NEETs don't post here, we're all fakers.

There is a mong thread BO

Lord Dobby is back!!!

It's raining in boongtown.

>>242812
big wank boongs up top

>>242812
That's Yowie semen

Would a Bunyip beat a Yowie in a fight?

>>242815
Well memed.

Going to take half a dexie a tablet as I'm still feeling quite groggy. I won't take anymore as I felt terrible coming off them last time not to mention it'd just make me anxious to take anymore

https://www.news.com.au/entertainment/alex-shooter-williamson-comedian-pelted-with-glass-after-tirade-at-audience-member/news-story/47cbfb43eaf027a81216fcc17618d465

"Comedian" starts shit and News Ltd write a sympathetic article about him.

>>242815
The ancient boongs probably saw something similar after drifting off to the Dolby Atmosphere. Perhaps they got stoned off of eucalyptus leaves like the koalas. Don't know of any other substances they could've abused before whitey invaded.

>>242818
Wish I could at least try taking such medication to potentially treat depression.

Shitey, I’m still interested in buying dexies. I’m happy to pay 15 or more a pill.

>>242823
Do not try and turn Shitey into a drug dealer. He is a good boy.

>>242819
Pelted with glass?

>>242790
>>242795
>>242812
>>242815
Lovely.

>>242810
I have never heard of him before.

>>242826
He approached an audience member's talbe, kicked it hard enough to knock his drink over, called the audience member a cunt repeatedly, and then wonders why the audience member started hurling things at him as he's forced out of the venue.

I'm going out for another long black.

How much do I have to spend for a cheap but decent Dolby Atmosphere setup. My lounge room is kinda small so it would be nice to have full surround.

>>242830
just make a cardboard cone and attach it to your phone speaker

>>242829
Yeah but I saw no hurled glass in that video. Nothing more than a sensationalised MSM article I guess.

>>242821
>>242823
Have you considered seeing a psychiatrist about prescribing you some?

Poojeeta "business analyst" girl just released a new business process that she described as "now live!" in her e-mail.
After some questions were raised she said that we can keep doing what we were doing while she fixes her fuck ups.
I don't think she understands what live means.

I utterly despise working with these dumb brown morons

>>242834
but is she worthy of sexing?

>>242830
I don't even know why that's any better than a 5.1 surround setup. But the prices I saw on Harvey Norman/Good Guys aren't NEET-friendly

>>242832
yeah, and a link to mental health so as to completely absolve the subject of any wrongdoing

>>242836
Surround sound is the biggest con going. I wired up the living room in a previous house and it's shit. Disproportionate amounts of bass and a few shitty audio tricks like car sounds moving from left to right or vice versa

Can't concentrate on anything right now. Feel I should go for a walk but I still a few lectures I need to watch

>>242833
A psychiatrist, no. But I hold little hope considering every time I've mentioned symptoms of depression to multiple GPs I'm only ever suggested anti-depressants/SSRIs.

>>242838
Did you wire the speakers correctly?

>>242841
I believe so, yes.

>>242840
>every time I've mentioned symptoms of depression to multiple GPs I'm only ever suggested anti-depressants/SSRIs.
Yeah that's the first-line approach for depression. Stimulants do have antidepressant properties, which my psychiatrist has mentioned. However, they are not indicated for that use on the MBS. So while they are good for that use, I don't think anyone would ever be prescribed them for depression - only ever for ADHD. I don't know what the process would be for getting diagnosed with ADHD right now, as I was diagnosed as a child and just gave my current psychiatrist my medical records from back then in order to get a prescroption

Reuptake your own serotonin you street-shitting cunt!

>>242826
dont you know anything ?

https://youtube.com/watch?v=RdR6MN2jKYs [Embed]

>>242845
*coughs*

Webby looks like the fat blues brother

>>242846
weak

>>242835
Yeah, she's pretty hot tbh

>>242840
Also it's futile dealing with GPs, ask for a referral to a psychiatrist. As only a psychiatrist has the power to prescribe stimulant medications such as ritalin or dexies

>>242843
Appreciate your reply though from my research the only way to be diagnosed or treated with ADHD as an adult is to have first been diagnosed as a child. Things may change in the future however.

Possum once prescribed a stimulant to me. I was lit up like a Christmas tree for a week.

Went to Coles Express to get the long black. Drove on the wrong side of the road to get to the right turn lane and a range rover honked at me.
Went into the Coles Express with no thongs or mask on. Parked on a clearway.

#derrolife

>>242848
*coughs*
>>242016
>he is not even worth replying too

>>242853
People that go barefoot in public should be gassed.

>>242845
Don't fuck with me Numpy, I'm not in the mood.

>>242851
this is true, but they love giving them to kids because it burns them / rewires them... adults just get a boost and dont like that

>>242853
>Went into the Coles Express with no thongs or mask on.
You just sound like an alpha.

>That BASED older guy who isn't an older guy totally knows about the Blues Brothers
This is how I know Nuro is at least 30

Nuro is in his later 30s.

>>242851
>the only way to be diagnosed or treated with ADHD as an adult is to have first been diagnosed as a child
If I remember correctly, NK said that he had received an ADHD diagnosis as an adult and was prescribed dexies

>>242854
whats your exact problem with nuro ? i have been working which means not here and pretty chilled lately, you only start this shit when i have my flag enabled

>>242852
kek

>>242863
*coughs*

Just stop it, all of you.
Struth

>>242862
I'd like to be able to paint stuff like this. Do you happen to know the artist?

>>242865
fine then

#BO BAN THIS CUNT FOR BLATANT NURO ANTAGONISM

>>241508
>>241532
>>241970
>>242001
>>242350
>>242418
>>242846
>>242854
>>242865

>>242855
They must have some seriously calloused feet to walk barefoot on bitumen.

>>242870
#boongfeet

>>242868
Are you seriously trying to blackmail the volunteers into banning that neet under threat of you spamming the board with your pedo shit again?

>>242870
Ya woit dawgs couldn't handle it.

>>242867
https://commons.m.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Winslow_Homer_-_Girl_and_Laurel.jpg
Good luck neet.

>>242857
>burns them / rewires them
Jew medicine at its finest

>>242861
He was a goon addict

>>242874
Oh I'm never going to try, but thank you for the source.
>>242875
I'm a coon addict.

>>242863
I honestly thought that poster was 'coughing' because of being neglected by you (ie no (You) from Nuro).

You be the judge

>>242873
unna foot

>>242878
Guess it's time for wank number 4 for the day.

>>242878
>>242879
I see no difference.

As in 'cough, aren't you forgetting someone?'

>>242879
Lucky I saw this post before starting on my fourth wank.

>>242876
Yeah, I know the feeling.
He was largely self taught which makes me feel bad about having such easy access to so much information yet still being such a boong.

How many footfags do we have here?

>>242878
Those are soft wagie feet.

The longe black is about to come straight out my arse

>>242885
I'm not a full on footfag but I do kinda like womens feet.

>>242884
Visual art was never my strong suit, even as a kid my stuff looked like it was drawn by a blind kid mid seizure.
>>242885
Good god I hope we have no unironic ones.

>>242878
Hmmmmmm nice little pink toes.

>>242888
Yeah, I like the idea of the occasional bit of kissing but I find proper footfags very disturbing.

>>242891
Did nuro just post one of those antifa stonetoss edits?

This looks comfy as fuck.

>>242828
Get a load of this madman wearing the masks he makes for a living during this Rona nonsense (because you gotta stay safe in public with a mask...). BASED and ALPHA as fuck! While Nuro rides his enviromentally friendly bicycle to the beach while off his face on Big Pharma goods.

>>242892
Whores feet are incredibly ticklish which is fun

>>242893
Don't try to understand his 5D chess strategy.

>>242891
*coughs*

>>242897
Far too high iq for me.

>>242898
Based zhang.

Remember when nuro called for gooknight poster to be banned because he was upset by the pandemic?