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NEET General #264 - Hard And Dry Edition NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 03:44:05 [Preview] No. 263607
When will the relief come?

OLD: >>262625


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 03:44:39 [Preview] No.263608 del
How does he do it?


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 03:53:13 [Preview] No.263629 del
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Another good one NEETs. Well done.

πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘ πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 04:00:20 [Preview] No.263630 del
What is the most red pilled genre of music? Most the genres I listen to don't even make it onto lists like this.


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 04:00:57 [Preview] No.263631 del
>>263608
With style and aplomb!


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 04:04:10 [Preview] No.263632 del
Trying to score a free pizza from Dominos as GregO did in his latest vid. But the app is fucking not working.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=DZnD3LPckTs [Embed]


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 04:15:09 [Preview] No.263633 del
Spicy farts


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 04:19:08 [Preview] No.263634 del
>>263632
I posted this earlier but I am glad to see his smile again.


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 04:20:23 [Preview] No.263635 del
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My weight has spiked after visiting home for a bit. I'm yet to fully recover


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 04:21:14 [Preview] No.263636 del
>>263632
I had a free pizza available from Domino's but I never bothered to go get it. Just not worth the effort. Very mediocre pizza. Hygiene concerns with Pajeet too.


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 04:21:30 [Preview] No.263637 del
>>263635
M8......
You do know the Execs round here frequently eat the smallest NEET don't you?


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 04:22:42 [Preview] No.263638 del
>>263636
I gave up on Dominos after a retarded child delivery driver decided to park his 4wd on my lawn and take out 2 sprinklers


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 04:23:44 [Preview] No.263639 del
>>263635
>visiting home for a bit
And yet not a single turtle pic was posted?


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 04:24:05 [Preview] No.263640 del
>>263635
Why do you need to be so thin?


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 04:24:33 [Preview] No.263641 del
>>263638
>take out 2 sprinklers
Did you complain to Dominos?


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 04:24:35 [Preview] No.263642 del
>>263640
I suspect he craves vore.


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 04:24:53 [Preview] No.263643 del
>>263640
He posted a pic he doesn't look too thin. It is better than looking skinnyfat.


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 04:25:08 [Preview] No.263644 del
>>263642
Thinspiration is very toxic.


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 04:25:27 [Preview] No.263645 del
>>263641
Yeah, I called the store and the guy said they could send out an insurance assessor so I called him a cunt with a shit business and hung up.


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 04:25:47 [Preview] No.263646 del
>>263640
So the plump Indian mummies can cuddle him and feed him samosas and breast milk


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 04:28:00 [Preview] No.263647 del
>tfw dadbod


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 04:29:37 [Preview] No.263648 del
>tfw wide hips


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 04:30:07 [Preview] No.263649 del
>>263648
No Indos allowed


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 04:32:35 [Preview] No.263650 del
>>263634
I missed it. Sorry. Seems even the Dominos website is down.

>>263636
I wouldn't bother if it was just for their 'traditional' or 'value' range, Apparently the premium pizzas are included in the deal.


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 04:32:55 [Preview] No.263651 del
>>263649
How new are you? Flags on this site are cooked you mong.


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 04:33:25 [Preview] No.263652 del
>>263645
Well handled...


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 04:33:35 [Preview] No.263653 del
>>263651
Doh, really?


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 04:34:15 [Preview] No.263654 del
>>263650
>I missed it. Sorry. Seems even the Dominos website is down.
No need. There is never enough Greg-O.


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 04:34:22 [Preview] No.263655 del
>>263652
Ah, I was angry and had visions of paperwork and unwanted phone calls and shit


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 04:34:44 [Preview] No.263656 del
>>263651
>are cooked
I wonder how that NEET is going to cook his steak sandwiches for dinner.


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 04:35:35 [Preview] No.263657 del
>>263656
Sensually.


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 04:35:38 [Preview] No.263658 del
>>263655
If you have home insurance you should have made a claim and let them deal with it all.


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 04:36:30 [Preview] No.263659 del
>>263658
I just fixed them myself the next day and never ordered dominos again.


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 04:37:31 [Preview] No.263660 del
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>>263639
It's hard to get good pictures of the turtle, the water's nice and clean, the new filter I bought has done a good job of keeping it that way, but the glass/plastic needs a good, thorough clean


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 04:38:06 [Preview] No.263661 del
>>263660
TOIDLE!


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 04:38:55 [Preview] No.263662 del
>>263660
That turtle's face has a NEET look.


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 04:39:35 [Preview] No.263663 del
>>263661
He watches shitey performing martial arts moves, and imitates them.


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 04:40:29 [Preview] No.263664 del
Might cancel todays gym booking and just drink long necks in my undies all arvo


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 04:40:51 [Preview] No.263665 del
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NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 04:42:26 [Preview] No.263666 del
>>263660
He is such a cute.


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 04:42:39 [Preview] No.263667 del
>>263665
With his spread out eyes and that looks reminds me of him tbh


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 04:42:45 [Preview] No.263668 del
>>263665
Well imaged.


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 04:43:38 [Preview] No.263669 del
>>263667
It's the lolcow look, they all have those eyes.


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 04:43:57 [Preview] No.263670 del
>>263664
Go to the gym.


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 04:44:26 [Preview] No.263671 del
Can someone say something to motivate me please?


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 04:45:36 [Preview] No.263673 del
>>263671
You're going to die.


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 04:46:05 [Preview] No.263674 del
>>263672
That boong with all the cushions must be the chad boong


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 04:46:22 [Preview] No.263675 del
>>263673
.. if?


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 04:47:16 [Preview] No.263677 del


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 04:47:42 [Preview] No.263678 del
>>263676
That sort of works a bit
Cheers Dan


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 04:48:21 [Preview] No.263679 del
>The Moral of the Story
>Goon motivates NEETs more than death.


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 04:50:08 [Preview] No.263680 del
>>263671
Motivate my arse!


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 04:50:45 [Preview] No.263681 del
anal motivation services


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 04:52:25 [Preview] No.263683 del
>>263682
I have a level 12 Butthole with +12 Aboriginal Resistance


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 04:56:58 [Preview] No.263685 del
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Meanwhile at the NEET Compound


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 04:57:50 [Preview] No.263686 del
>>263660
He is enjoying his bask


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 04:59:03 [Preview] No.263687 del
>>263664
Better off at the gym m8


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 05:00:01 [Preview] No.263688 del
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NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 05:00:19 [Preview] No.263689 del
>>263685
Those must be new neets, I don't recognise their names.


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 05:00:40 [Preview] No.263690 del
>>263688
Please kys.


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 05:04:46 [Preview] No.263691 del
>>263690
I used to quite like courage wolf.


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 05:05:55 [Preview] No.263692 del
>>263667
Glad to see someone is getting some use out of the images I hastily put together. Cheers!


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 05:09:11 [Preview] No.263693 del
>>263691
I wonder if Cruisey still uses those cockrings?


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 05:10:20 [Preview] No.263694 del
>>263672
Is that NK top right?


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 05:12:47 [Preview] No.263695 del
I will go to the gym.

5:15 Anytime Fitness South Melbourne.
See you there Shitey.


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 05:13:48 [Preview] No.263696 del
>>263692
I enjoy watching his life fall apart and thank you for screen capturing this progress.


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 05:14:11 [Preview] No.263697 del
>>263694
He's always where you least expect him.


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 05:14:31 [Preview] No.263698 del
>>263695
Are you trying to get his pills?


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 05:15:38 [Preview] No.263699 del
Sad that Monk has fallen so low that he only cares about Shitey's pills and not Shitey himself now. Shitey deserves better.


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 05:19:49 [Preview] No.263700 del
>>263699
Turtle blessed dexies = Power


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 05:22:09 [Preview] No.263701 del
Finished The Revenant (2015).
Really liked it.


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 05:23:26 [Preview] No.263702 del
>>263701
It's good. The bear maul scene is great.


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 05:23:55 [Preview] No.263703 del
>>263701
8.0/10 on imdb. I might give it a look.


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 05:28:21 [Preview] No.263704 del
>>263702
Do you remember the scene where Glass uses blackpowder to cauterize the wound on his neck?
He goes to have a drink but the water leaks out of the neck wound. He places some blackpowder on there and lights it. Would that work in real life? I thought cauterisation was to stop bleeding. I wouldn't expect it to be very good at sealing over an actual hole like that.


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 05:36:02 [Preview] No.263705 del
Keen to hear an update on Cruisey's Cow Orker situation.


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 05:40:16 [Preview] No.263706 del
>>263705
What if she's a Cow Oinker?


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 05:45:46 [Preview] No.263707 del
Turtle dexie


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 06:11:37 [Preview] No.263708 del
too bad if you wanted a friday night takeaway in sa


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 06:13:59 [Preview] No.263709 del
>>263708
jesus I can't even get a pizza delivered from victoria


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 06:15:31 [Preview] No.263710 del
manager at woolies wont send somebody here with a hot chook in their car


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 06:16:34 [Preview] No.263711 del
On the treadmill
Girl in front has a great ass


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 06:17:51 [Preview] No.263712 del
>>263711
walking so slowly you can phone post
weak


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 06:18:15 [Preview] No.263713 del
supercheap must like my reviews, they keep giving me $10 store credit


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 06:18:48 [Preview] No.263714 del
might start reviewing things I haven't even bought


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 06:19:55 [Preview] No.263715 del
>>263708
Pajeet could deliver it with bonus COVID-19


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 06:20:14 [Preview] No.263716 del
>>263711
Snap it!


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 06:20:36 [Preview] No.263717 del
>>263713
(You) earned it!


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 06:21:14 [Preview] No.263718 del
Every NEET is Sacred
Every NEET is Good
Don't let good NEETs get wasted
In bad neighbourhoods


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 06:21:43 [Preview] No.263719 del
>>263718
monk isn't


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 06:22:25 [Preview] No.263720 del
>>263719
Clause 14c of the NEET charter absolves Monk of any moral NEET responsibilities.


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 06:23:33 [Preview] No.263721 del
Shitey is a good NEET. I like him.


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 06:24:27 [Preview] No.263722 del
>>263721
He's a good NEET but he really should post more Indian lady NEEtporn.


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 06:24:50 [Preview] No.263723 del
>>263722
Agreed.


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 06:26:06 [Preview] No.263724 del
>>263723
And Shire should post Cindys bum.


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 06:27:05 [Preview] No.263725 del
>>263722
I third (3rd) this motion.


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 06:27:38 [Preview] No.263726 del
IO Interactive are making a James Bond game. Might be decent if the last Hitman games were anything to go by.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=slAhuh21ii8 [Embed]


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 06:28:09 [Preview] No.263727 del
>>263726
Isn't James Bond a black woman now?


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 06:29:15 [Preview] No.263728 del
>>263727
Doesn't mean the game won't be Daniel Craig based, if they're even using a movie tie-in.


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 06:29:37 [Preview] No.263729 del
>>263727
Good for when she goes undercover at night.


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 06:33:39 [Preview] No.263730 del
I had a vodka martini once.
It wasn't very good.


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 06:35:03 [Preview] No.263731 del
>>263730
They're an acquired taste, like gin.


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 06:39:02 [Preview] No.263732 del
>>263731
Your an acquired taste.


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 06:44:21 [Preview] No.263733 del
I am downloading Wind River (2017).
I will either watch it or Dances with Wolves (1990).


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 06:50:01 [Preview] No.263734 del
>>263733
>Wind River (2017).
7.7/10 on imdb.

>Dances with Wolves (1990)
8.0/10 on imdb.

I always liked Dances With Wolves. Great soundtrack.


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 06:51:29 [Preview] No.263735 del
No-one ever acquired a taste for me. If anything I was considered quite distasteful. I don't even hand out samples any more.


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 06:53:49 [Preview] No.263736 del
Did the dishes.
CBF cooking the rest of those steak sandwiches. Might have them for breakfast.


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 06:57:50 [Preview] No.263737 del
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NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 07:00:29 [Preview] No.263738 del
Race 4 MOONEE-VALLEY


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 07:01:29 [Preview] No.263739 del
>>263735
Find an escort and hand out some samples.


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 07:01:46 [Preview] No.263740 del
>>263736
What will be for din dins then?


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 07:01:48 [Preview] No.263741 del
lol, covid's a fucking joke.
What a day.. again.
I brought up the ritual of outside in my undies with a beer.
The cow orker asked if I had been caught or if 'the neighbours get an eyefull of package'.
I think she's a bulge enthusiast.
>>263391
Your a stun gun
>>263392
My sides will wear out if I see you walking around in them.
>>263434
Meaty.
>>263472
lol
>>263496
I saw him in green undies with a stiffy.
>>263510
Dirty beast
>>263525
Yum yum.
>>263572
Put that heat on my arse.
>>263575
The after hours has started already.
Two calls about stuffs.
>>263591
>spoilered emojis
What have we become?

Fuck, took over an hour to write that and deal with the afterhours.
Time for dreamtime.


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 07:02:22 [Preview] No.263742 del


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 07:02:43 [Preview] No.263743 del
>>263740
Might just have some toast later.
Having more stout now.


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 07:08:02 [Preview] No.263744 del
>>263741
Well caught up.

>I think she's a bulge enthusiast.
Show her the bulge folder.


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 07:09:09 [Preview] No.263745 del
>>263741
>My sides will wear out if I see you walking around in them.
They came today. I think I look very stylish. You better not laugh.


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 07:09:53 [Preview] No.263746 del
Weber implored me to cross state lines when he found I was 16 once.


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 07:12:48 [Preview] No.263747 del
>>263746
I bet he was disappointed when he found out you were actually 16 stone.


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 07:13:09 [Preview] No.263748 del
Weber kept pestering me with questions about when I was turning 17 once.


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 07:13:32 [Preview] No.263749 del
Weber made inappropriate comments about my physical development once.


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 07:14:04 [Preview] No.263750 del
Weber kept referring to me as a woman and saying I was "all grown up" once.


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 07:15:28 [Preview] No.263751 del
>>263710
Been a long time since I've had a hot bird in the car


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 07:16:20 [Preview] No.263752 del
Weber made me sit on his lap at an age where that was no longer appropriate once.


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 07:16:38 [Preview] No.263753 del
Weber offered to take me to my swimming lessons in his corvette once.


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 07:17:20 [Preview] No.263754 del
>>263751
>>263747
Well bantered.


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 07:19:41 [Preview] No.263755 del
>>263726
I'm looking forward to the new Hitman


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 07:20:07 [Preview] No.263756 del
Not a huge fan of the latest Weber slander.


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 07:21:54 [Preview] No.263757 del
>>263756
But you are huge, yes?


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 07:22:23 [Preview] No.263758 del
not quite sure what Heilongjiang Lav v Xinjiang Tiansha is but I bet $25 on it


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 07:26:42 [Preview] No.263759 del
Got my desktop PC set up for everyday computing. Took care of Windows telemetry using 'O&OShutUp10'. Still have to get youtube-dl running. Might do that tomorrow. It's beer time now.


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 07:26:46 [Preview] No.263760 del
>>263758
Sounds like the sort of thing Shitey would cook in his air fryer.


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 07:27:17 [Preview] No.263761 del
>>263759
Well done NEET. You've earned that beer. Just have one.


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 07:29:09 [Preview] No.263762 del
>>263712
I was warming up dog
2km took me 15 minutes.
Then I did assisted dips, curlz, shoulder press. Feels good, nice pump and my pheromones and sweaty singlet were atracting looks from all the hot chickie dees out for drinks in south melb. The chad life is tops aye NEEToes

Time for a draught of dreamtime I reckon


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 07:30:47 [Preview] No.263763 del
>>263762
Learn to spell arse.


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 07:32:30 [Preview] No.263764 del
>>263762
You did well Monk. We are proud of you.


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 07:33:20 [Preview] No.263765 del
>>263764
Speak for yourself, please.


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 07:33:54 [Preview] No.263766 del
>>263761
Thanks, and I will be having just one. Just one binge-drinking sesh.


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 07:36:54 [Preview] No.263768 del
Just went on a 20 min frantic hunt looking for the dog.
Went down the block and had to look at people.
There was some cunt with a shaved head, he was wearing a mask.
The dog was out the back.


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 07:37:34 [Preview] No.263769 del
https://www.news.com.au/national/politics/ben-robertssmith-flogs-medal-for-legal-fight/news-story/a06f4ad15bf7dcbd89963f265cbb07af

What would happen if these SAS soldiers on trial just killed everybody in teh courtroom?


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 07:39:07 [Preview] No.263770 del
>>263767
They won't be there forever though. The chance will come soon.


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 07:39:35 [Preview] No.263771 del
>>263671
Your arse is no longer two round, muscular, plump balls of fun.
It's now just a flat, loose pad of cold pudding with a line through it.


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 07:40:01 [Preview] No.263772 del
>>263768
Poor NEET and doggo worried about each other.


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 07:40:21 [Preview] No.263773 del
>>263691
>>263688
I was not on the internet when these types of memes were around.


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 07:40:38 [Preview] No.263774 del
>>263693
I broke them all.


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 07:40:48 [Preview] No.263775 del
Today's MyMaccas app deal: 2 large fries and 18 nuggers $8. Saturday: 2 small big mac meals $8. Sunday: small cheeseburger meal with extra cheeseburger $4.


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 07:41:02 [Preview] No.263776 del
>>263769
Military tribunals are worst courts you can be forced to attend. It'll be straight to the hole if you act up in that court.


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 07:41:21 [Preview] No.263777 del
>>263699
>Shitey deserves better.
He probably likes it better this way.


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 07:41:34 [Preview] No.263778 del
>>263768
Choof-induced irrational panic.


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 07:42:03 [Preview] No.263779 del


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 07:42:50 [Preview] No.263780 del
>>263770
>The chance will come soon
For a bbq meatlovers?


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 07:42:53 [Preview] No.263781 del
>>263704
You could cover it in superglue.
The most important thing is keeping foreign entities out of it.
I like it when I accidently make bait


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 07:43:52 [Preview] No.263782 del
>>263705
She's like a guy to hang out with.
The other cow orkers think it's weird that we have such a good relationship.


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 07:44:01 [Preview] No.263783 del
>>263768
I want some of what youre smoking


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 07:44:46 [Preview] No.263784 del
>>263774
Hmmmmm


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 07:44:56 [Preview] No.263785 del
>>263708
We should be allowed to now.
That guy lied and it's all for nothing.


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 07:45:08 [Preview] No.263786 del
>>263776
The AFP has been investigating though, which suggests it would go to a civilian court.


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 07:45:10 [Preview] No.263787 del
>>263780
Is that where that ham slice pizza came from?


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 07:45:52 [Preview] No.263788 del
>>263767
How did the man lie?


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 07:47:08 [Preview] No.263789 del
>>263788
Said he was a customer of the pizza shop, instead of a cash-in-hand employee of the pizza shop.


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 07:47:24 [Preview] No.263790 del
>>263733
I've seen both, can't really remember either.


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 07:47:50 [Preview] No.263791 del
>>263788
He has poor moral character.


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 07:49:02 [Preview] No.263792 del
>>263789
>cash-in-hand employee of the pizza shop
Very common with pizza shops


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 07:49:31 [Preview] No.263793 del
>>263792
Very common with shitskin businesses.


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 07:49:40 [Preview] No.263794 del
>>263789
But what difference does that make?
Does the fact he was an employee put a bunch more customers at risk?


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 07:49:50 [Preview] No.263795 del
>>263744
She can't handle the bulge folder.


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 07:50:11 [Preview] No.263796 del
>>263745
Clown shoes/.


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 07:50:30 [Preview] No.263797 del
>>263792
yeah, too bad he was also doing security for a quarantine hotel and working as a kitchen hand at the stamford plaza


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 07:50:47 [Preview] No.263798 del
>>263747
>>263746
I don't get it


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 07:51:37 [Preview] No.263799 del
>>263794
He was the common factor in the infections and lied to contact tracers who were frantically trying to work out the connection between these seemingly disparate groups of people.
That is why they called the strictest lockdown in AU.
Would not have been necessary if they had told the truth.


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 07:51:55 [Preview] No.263800 del
>>263762
I need to work out.
My arse has gone flat from sitting all the time.


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 07:52:17 [Preview] No.263801 del
>>263798
Age of consent in most states is 16, but in SA and Tassie it's 17.


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 07:52:34 [Preview] No.263802 del
>>263772
I don't think he noticed.


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 07:52:52 [Preview] No.263803 del
>>263799
Righto, sorry for asking these questions. I'm pretty monged after a hard day and I'm on the grog rn.
Thanks neet.


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 07:52:55 [Preview] No.263804 del
>>263775
Heaps good.


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 07:53:26 [Preview] No.263805 del
>>263778
I couldn't find the dog, it's rational.


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 07:53:37 [Preview] No.263806 del
>>263800
A shame. It was a nice arse once.


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 07:53:57 [Preview] No.263807 del
>>263783
You can try it.


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 07:55:10 [Preview] No.263808 del
>>263805
One of our neighbours couldn't find his kid once and had everyone in the street out looking for him. In the end it turned out he had been home asleep the entire time, just in a different room than usual.


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 07:55:45 [Preview] No.263809 del
>>263806
It was a robust set of melons.


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 07:56:11 [Preview] No.263810 del
>>263786
That's a shame. They might get a fair trial there.


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 07:56:25 [Preview] No.263811 del
>>263808
I hope he murdered the child as punishment.


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 07:57:07 [Preview] No.263812 del
>>263810
If I was on the jury it would be not guilty. I'd just sleep or browse this board on my phone while they were talking.


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 07:57:08 [Preview] No.263813 del
6 pack of Coopers purple
1.5 standies each.
Cheer NEETs, get it in ya


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 07:57:11 [Preview] No.263814 del
Crapulous NEETs.


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 07:59:18 [Preview] No.263815 del
>>263813
A steady stream of carbs will always be welcomed by the arse and pissed by the cock.


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 07:59:53 [Preview] No.263816 del
Coopers should not have been available to other states while BEST A was in lockdown.


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 08:08:43 [Preview] No.263817 del
>>263813
>purple
Absolute shit.


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 08:10:27 [Preview] No.263818 del
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NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 08:13:01 [Preview] No.263819 del
>>263818
Quit while you're ahead. Withdraw the cash.


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 08:14:37 [Preview] No.263820 del
>>263819
I will when that chink pooftaball game ends in the next hour and I win that too.


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 08:19:41 [Preview] No.263821 del
Finally called my Nan
40 minutes till the wage phone starts. Might have a cheeky choof


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 08:20:26 [Preview] No.263822 del
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>>263818
Its a sure thing, you should double down.


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 08:20:36 [Preview] No.263823 del
>>263821
How is Nan going?


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 08:21:59 [Preview] No.263824 del
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>>263796
>Clown shoes
You say the most hurtful things sometimes.


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 08:24:05 [Preview] No.263825 del
>>263823
Seems alright. All her friends live inner bush so it must be pretty lonely for her living alone in a retirement village kind of place. Kind of why I get guilty about not calling or popping in.

I've got her and my other Nan on Mums side, everyone else has carked it.


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 08:25:39 [Preview] No.263826 del
Gonna drink big to get big


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 08:26:11 [Preview] No.263827 del
>>263822
>Its a sure thing, you should double down.
I only bet because the 7 horse race had 3 scratchings, making picking the first 3 or first 4 a sure thing. You can usually find one of these races per day.
No point dropping major coin, because the pool on those small races isn't huge. But it's free money.


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 08:27:19 [Preview] No.263828 del
>>263824
They are an appropriate shoe for walking in a sauna.


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 08:32:11 [Preview] No.263829 del
Wondering if Weber is into that Massive Attack, DJ Shadow triphop-ish kinda sound.


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 08:33:51 [Preview] No.263830 del
>>263829
provide an example


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 08:34:07 [Preview] No.263831 del
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Aww brehs just drove back up the noth coast. While in Brissy i picked up (5) of my fav chicken parma pizzas that i cant get up here, add some fancy deli olives and goon and lads I AM IN FLAVOURTOWN


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 08:35:25 [Preview] No.263832 del
>>263830
https://youtube.com/watch?v=InFbBlpDTfQ [Embed]
https://youtube.com/watch?v=p_pg29keUCU [Embed]


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 08:35:45 [Preview] No.263833 del
>>263831
Do you have an olive with each slice/bite?


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 08:37:12 [Preview] No.263834 del
that meal has about ten grams of sodium.
your going to get essential hypertension and risk a coronary event.


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 08:38:05 [Preview] No.263836 del
>>263832
DJ Shadow's stuff is alright.


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 08:39:02 [Preview] No.263837 del
>>263831
Evening Nuro. Based as usual.


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 08:39:25 [Preview] No.263838 del
Then of course there's this whole album by Thievery Corporation


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 08:39:29 [Preview] No.263839 del
>>263834
He'll go out with a bang.


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 08:39:53 [Preview] No.263840 del
Which is a bit more world/lounge-y but still I find a similar sound


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 08:39:57 [Preview] No.263841 del
>>263836
Cut Chemist's stuff too: https://youtube.com/watch?v=j2hXyau2ZOM [Embed]


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 08:40:15 [Preview] No.263842 del
>>263831
Hi Nuro, glad you made it safely to flavourtown.


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 08:40:44 [Preview] No.263843 del
>>263831
I would smash those olives right now


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 08:41:33 [Preview] No.263844 del
Didn't even link the album, what a boong I am
https://youtube.com/watch?v=MQIWVm95k7I [Embed]


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 08:41:38 [Preview] No.263845 del
>>263839
He'll die on the dunny seat taking a big shit.


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 08:42:28 [Preview] No.263846 del
>>263831
That wooden board looks burnt, do you put it in the oven?


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 08:43:55 [Preview] No.263847 del
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>the latest ep of Mandalorian still isn't out


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 08:46:29 [Preview] No.263848 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=AQ_eEfmtVC0 [Embed]


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 08:46:45 [Preview] No.263849 del
>>263847
9.5/10 on imdb. Early days, number will come down. Still looks promising though. I counsel patience.


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 08:46:49 [Preview] No.263850 del
>>263832
tuuuuuuuune

>>263833
usually do that for pepperoni but these parmas are just next level, i will save the olives for later

BTW this is my fav massive attack tune

https://youtube.com/watch?v=-2Vm1-AU3VE [Embed]


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NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 08:49:37 [Preview] No.263852 del
Fark, the choof has got me really visualising, remembering and feeling nostalgic for a sunset at a South-East Asian bar


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 08:50:37 [Preview] No.263853 del
>>263850
Also a great track I recently had on repeat for half a morning


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 08:51:56 [Preview] No.263854 del
>>263852
Sexy ladyboy rubbing his crotch on your hip, Ah those were the days...


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 08:51:57 [Preview] No.263855 del
>>263837
thanks a Based (You) too

>>263842
>safely
this train has no brakes

>>263843
you can smash my olive anytime

>>263846
no


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 08:56:10 [Preview] No.263856 del
Weber puts on Smack My Bitch Up before he beats me.


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 08:57:44 [Preview] No.263857 del
>>263845
A hard and dry one


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 09:04:14 [Preview] No.263859 del
>>263856
I've taken ecstacy in a parked car and listened to that song on repeat for hours once


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 09:04:32 [Preview] No.263860 del
>>263858
Very nice Bulge


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 09:05:01 [Preview] No.263861 del
>>263860
No it isn't.


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 09:06:17 [Preview] No.263862 del
>>263858
I appreciate the effort you put in with arranging your obscenely large frozen food feasts.


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 09:06:30 [Preview] No.263863 del
>>263861
Don't mateguard, Possum.


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 09:06:44 [Preview] No.263864 del
>>263856
Did you deserve it?


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 09:06:51 [Preview] No.263865 del
>>263858
Some crocs would be just the thing to keep your feet off those dirty tiles.


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 09:07:06 [Preview] No.263866 del
>>263864
Sometimes.


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 09:08:55 [Preview] No.263867 del
>>263858
Thats an oversized feed.
I'm having nothing but my liquid dinner and maybe a roll with mustard and salami.


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 09:09:06 [Preview] No.263868 del
>>263858
this has potential but its going to be hard to pull off. pre heat the oven to full temp first before putting them in


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 09:12:23 [Preview] No.263869 del
> dirty tiles.
>>263865


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 09:12:42 [Preview] No.263870 del
>>263867
>a roll with mustard and salami.
Can I have one too?


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 09:12:58 [Preview] No.263871 del
>>263868
They are already in.


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 09:13:57 [Preview] No.263872 del
Made you look you dirty chook!
#REKT


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 09:14:15 [Preview] No.263873 del
>>263871
Mix up some gravy.


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 09:15:53 [Preview] No.263874 del
>>263873
He has a wide assortment of dipping sauces.


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 09:17:27 [Preview] No.263875 del
Might write some erotic literature about weber raping shitey and killing the turtle


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 09:18:42 [Preview] No.263876 del
>>263875
Remember to include the snorkel.


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 09:19:22 [Preview] No.263877 del
The boongs up north used to flip the sea turtles over and leave them to die in the sun.
I die a little inside when I hear some urbanites say that abos "care for the land" but they don't believe me when I say this shit.


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 09:19:33 [Preview] No.263878 del
>>263874
>>263873
But gravy does sound good.
What type?


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 09:19:52 [Preview] No.263879 del
I have no garlic, only garlic powder.


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 09:20:28 [Preview] No.263880 del
>>263879
Is this a metaphor for the state of your life?

Food for thought.


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 09:20:57 [Preview] No.263881 del
>>263876
Perhaps that character could be the Hero.


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 09:21:20 [Preview] No.263882 del
>>263877
I have one that's a client that's called me twice today trying to get us to pay for her and her mob to go stay in a caravan park.
Anglicare have refused to have them back.


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 09:21:23 [Preview] No.263883 del
>>263880
I have no soul, only choof and tins


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 09:21:40 [Preview] No.263884 del
>>263880
Gravy for thinking.


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 09:22:02 [Preview] No.263885 del
>>263883
But it's close enough.


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 09:22:23 [Preview] No.263886 del
I'm going to run out of time to make gravy.


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 09:22:51 [Preview] No.263887 del
>>263882
>Anglicare have refused to have them back.
Were they flipping turtles?


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 09:23:11 [Preview] No.263888 del
>>263883
Straight to the lungs.


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 09:23:30 [Preview] No.263889 del
I have some lamb fat in the fridge that I cut off a chop that I could put in the gravy.


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 09:24:26 [Preview] No.263890 del
>>263887
They're from west of darwin, so probably.


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 09:24:49 [Preview] No.263891 del
That chink soccer game is over. I wonded.


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 09:28:40 [Preview] No.263892 del
>>263891
Big win?


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 09:29:06 [Preview] No.263893 del
>>263858
Don't know what all that is but it looks good. I'm cooking some wagyu burger patties right now.


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 09:31:22 [Preview] No.263894 del
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NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 09:31:28 [Preview] No.263895 del
>>263890
The boongs larp as guardians of the land by burning the paddocks of the boong reserves.


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 09:33:24 [Preview] No.263896 del
might go to bed now
night all


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 09:36:14 [Preview] No.263897 del
>>263896
Good night NEET. Sleep tight.


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 09:36:18 [Preview] No.263898 del


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 09:36:35 [Preview] No.263899 del
>>263893
>wagyu
Fancy.


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 09:36:50 [Preview] No.263900 del
>>263896
I'll be in shortly and we can snuggle for an hour or so.


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 09:36:53 [Preview] No.263901 del


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 09:36:58 [Preview] No.263902 del
>>263898
A wonderful animal.


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 09:37:39 [Preview] No.263903 del
>>263897
>>263896
same last of the olives are all gone


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 09:38:29 [Preview] No.263904 del
>>263898
You can never have enough mallards or doomsday suits.


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 09:39:00 [Preview] No.263905 del
it was wholesome but shit... helen on the other hand........


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 09:39:36 [Preview] No.263906 del
Might put some watered down homebrand tomato sauce on my wagyu.


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 09:40:16 [Preview] No.263907 del
>>263906
You should have just microwaved the wagyu.


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 09:43:03 [Preview] No.263908 del
Might have another cone of choof and put the headphones on


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 09:43:07 [Preview] No.263909 del


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 09:43:22 [Preview] No.263910 del
>>263905
your but shit


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 09:43:37 [Preview] No.263911 del
>>263906
A waste


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 09:44:12 [Preview] No.263912 del
Where did this "Might [do action]" meme/culture come from? I think I might have started it.


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 09:44:20 [Preview] No.263913 del
>>263908
>headphones
cuck muffs.


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 09:44:41 [Preview] No.263914 del
>>263909
A handsome bird.


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 09:45:52 [Preview] No.263915 del
>>263909
On the Google app you can use augmented reality to have a Mallard in your room using the camera


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 09:55:08 [Preview] No.263916 del
6th and likely final beer.


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 09:55:45 [Preview] No.263917 del


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 10:06:06 [Preview] No.263918 del
Where is the photo of the cooked goods?


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 10:06:27 [Preview] No.263919 del
Had this track on for the past two days
Almost bought me to tears during the workout

If you don't like Rage Against The Machine you probably won't like it
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ZuG-IsivaDw [Embed]


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 10:16:02 [Preview] No.263920 del
Good night NEETs. Sleep tight.


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 10:16:44 [Preview] No.263921 del
>>263918
They have been eaten.
None of you helped me make a gravy.
Good night friends.


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 10:17:14 [Preview] No.263922 del


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 10:17:20 [Preview] No.263923 del
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>>263899
Bought 'em half price.


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 10:17:51 [Preview] No.263924 del
>>263921
Good night my friend.


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 10:18:20 [Preview] No.263925 del


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 10:18:21 [Preview] No.263926 del


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 10:19:55 [Preview] No.263927 del
Useless sight can't handle 3 pics at the same time. All I got is 'connection failed'.


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 10:20:52 [Preview] No.263928 del


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 10:26:18 [Preview] No.263929 del
Gonna go on a walk for some darts


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 10:27:23 [Preview] No.263930 del
>>263919
>Almost bought me to tears
Because you fear dying?

I'm a pretty big RATM fan but this is the first time hearing of this collab.


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 10:27:28 [Preview] No.263931 del
The little NEET arse that could.


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 10:28:26 [Preview] No.263932 del
>>263925
>>263928
Thank you, it was nice and I've got the other patty for brekky.


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 10:29:36 [Preview] No.263933 del
Off I go then


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 10:30:13 [Preview] No.263934 del
>>263929
You buying some or looking for bumpers?


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 10:39:22 [Preview] No.263935 del


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 10:44:43 [Preview] No.263936 del
Smoking's actually pretty awesome. The nicotine gets absorbed through the lungs, right into the bloodstream and straight to the brain, bypassing the liver that would normally intercept any drugs taken orally.


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 10:47:06 [Preview] No.263937 del
>>263936
Only losers smoke these days. It is very low class.


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 10:48:49 [Preview] No.263938 del
>>263937
>Only losers
You've come to the right place then.


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 10:55:27 [Preview] No.263939 del
Had an incident with a medium-sized flying cockroach that has thankfully been resolved.


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 10:57:52 [Preview] No.263940 del
Turns out the liqourland attached to that coles express is open till at least 10.
Got 6 more cans, a pack of darts and some chocolate licorice bullets


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 11:01:01 [Preview] No.263941 del
Someday I'm gonna spend friday nights with other people.


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 11:02:52 [Preview] No.263942 del
>>263939
Peacefully I hope.


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 11:03:45 [Preview] No.263943 del
>>263940
You boong. Remember when you drunkenly dropped your pack of darts on the way home one time and then had to go back and buy another one?


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 11:07:41 [Preview] No.263944 del
>>263943
Lol.
No but I believe you


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 11:14:15 [Preview] No.263945 del
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Goodnight NEETs


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 11:16:10 [Preview] No.263946 del
>>263942
I pick 'em up with a tissue and quickly chuck 'em outside. I don't like using bug spray or smashing them dead due to the sticky mess.


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 11:17:19 [Preview] No.263947 del
>>263945
Good night dude, I hope you dream of fucking Ms Sayuri


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 11:25:51 [Preview] No.263948 del
>>263945
Gook night.


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 11:26:25 [Preview] No.263949 del
Oh course after my 1st dart and my 7th beer while taking a dirty floating chocolate cake of a shit I get a call on the work phone.
A really aussie bloke from the mining industry asking me about some details regarding CCTV camera firmware that I have no idea about.
Told him "basically you can send the disk to me, which I know isn't time critical like you've mentioned, or keep trying to guess the boot password but otherwise you're shit out of luck"
I'd say my Indian co-workers might have copped it a bit from him. Naturally I was ok.


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 11:54:09 [Preview] No.263951 del
Not even 11 oclock on a Friday and all you poofs are nowhere to be seen
You all call me a chad and a normie but here I am boonged looking to hangout with some NEETs even while I'm working

I'M IN WITH THE SPIRIT OF ALI TOURE AS I TARGET MORE HEADS THAN A PRIEST ON ASH WEDNESDAY

i'm in with the spirit of Ali TourΓ©
as I target more heads than a priest on ash wednesday


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 12:28:43 [Preview] No.263952 del
Wish I was drunk


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 13:46:38 [Preview] No.263953 del
18 standards in.
Time for a choof.
All of you are gaylords who leave the board once you spill your daily guts and head off to your Monaros and tomatoes
See I'm a proper NEET frothing the gen on a prime Friday night and none of you are here to reinforce my poor behaviour


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 14:14:18 [Preview] No.263954 del
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>>263953
I've been here the whole time I just didn't want to be rude


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 14:37:45 [Preview] No.263955 del
>>263953
I went to bed four hours ago but haven't been able to get to sleep.
The eczema keeps flaring up and I'm sober again.


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 18:56:59 [Preview] No.263956 del
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 19:20:23 [Preview] No.263957 del
>>263953
I wonder how big >tfw depressed will be?


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 19:24:31 [Preview] No.263958 del
>>263957
Let's find out, since : = two, everyone knows that u retard.


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 19:37:49 [Preview] No.263959 del
Morning neeties.
>>263955
Rub some alcohol on it.


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 19:39:12 [Preview] No.263960 del
>>263956
Good morning.

I might try visiting the supermarket at opening.
Supposed to be 38 in Lizbef today.


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 19:39:21 [Preview] No.263961 del
>>263958
It been a week since you last posted.


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 19:46:25 [Preview] No.263962 del
>>263960
Good luck. Go early avoid the heat.


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 20:26:22 [Preview] No.263964 del
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>>263963
It's money related, no one lives here then disappears without a trace.


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 20:55:39 [Preview] No.263965 del
>>263964
Well duh, nobody gets raided by ASIC unless it's about money.
We need to find her active wear. And smell it.


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 20:57:08 [Preview] No.263966 del
>>263959
>>263956
Good morning.


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 20:57:35 [Preview] No.263967 del
Supermarket has been done. My mask kept riding up and poking me in the eyes.
The bread aisle was empty.
Having a Dare and a custard tart now.


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 20:57:40 [Preview] No.263968 del
>>263963
>>263964
She probably jumped off a cliff. Suicide. She is shark food now.


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 20:58:12 [Preview] No.263969 del
>>263955
>eczema
Post pictures of this rash please.


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 20:59:43 [Preview] No.263970 del
>>263968
She probably got murdered by her husband.
It's that Ristevski case all over again.


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 21:02:03 [Preview] No.263971 del
Baby, love really hurts without poo,
Love really hurts without poo,
And it's breaking my heart,
But what can I do, baby,
Love really hurts without poo,
Love really hurts through and through
And it's breaking my heart
But what can I do without poo


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 21:11:41 [Preview] No.263972 del
>>263971
Strain it out!


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 21:11:57 [Preview] No.263973 del
I keep thinking back to those first years of uni, all the girls I had the pleasure of meeting: the stoner Halo 2 player with great DSL who only seemed to wear hoodies; the green-haired goth who would always bring up Neon Evangelion; the Warcraft chick always going around the campus saying 'zug zug'. All of them were great dames that I had no success with.


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 21:14:47 [Preview] No.263974 del
>>263973
>with great DSL
It's been a long time since I have heard DSL, and I have never heard it in the context of women.


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 21:15:57 [Preview] No.263975 del
>>263974
dick sucking lips?


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 21:17:19 [Preview] No.263977 del


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 21:18:43 [Preview] No.263978 del
>>263977
Not sure what circles you frequent, mate, but I'm all about heterosexual dick sucking.


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 21:20:58 [Preview] No.263979 del


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 21:21:45 [Preview] No.263981 del
>>263978
It more an observation and comment. These days the word thicc would be used.


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 21:22:13 [Preview] No.263982 del
>>263979
>>263980
Good morning Nuro. Better luck tomorrow.


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 21:22:34 [Preview] No.263983 del
>>263959
>alcohol on it.
Nyet


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 21:23:05 [Preview] No.263984 del
>>263981
I thought that referred to the short chunky body type, or big buttocks?


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 21:23:33 [Preview] No.263985 del
Better check the form guide.


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 21:23:51 [Preview] No.263986 del
>>263960
I should go supermarketting today too.
Looks like it's going to rain, not a nice sounding day if it is going to get that hot.


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 21:23:55 [Preview] No.263987 del
>>263984
You are correct.


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 21:24:46 [Preview] No.263988 del
>>263979
Good morning my friend.


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 21:24:55 [Preview] No.263989 del
>>263986
Hot and humid. A vile combination.


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 21:25:03 [Preview] No.263990 del
>>263967
Was there lots of people?


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 21:25:58 [Preview] No.263991 del
>>263969
It doesn't look that bad but it woke me up again.


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 21:26:07 [Preview] No.263992 del
>>263990
About normal for 7am on a Saturday, which surprised me.
Large chunks of their stock were gone though, which might explain it.


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 21:26:56 [Preview] No.263993 del
wombo is thicc


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 21:27:00 [Preview] No.263994 del
>>263973
You should track them down, and lure them to this park >>263964


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 21:28:52 [Preview] No.263995 del
>>263982
I beg your fucking pardon cunt.


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 21:28:58 [Preview] No.263996 del
Imagine living in the early 80s in Sydney with Shire and going out drinking on Friday night and then chucking a few pooftas off the cliffs for fun.


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 21:30:30 [Preview] No.263997 del
>>263988
Morning.
>>263989
I'm not looking forward to it.
Maybe it's what is setting off the rash.


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 21:31:06 [Preview] No.263998 del
>>263992
Hmm, I might avoid it til tomorrow.


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 21:32:37 [Preview] No.263999 del
>>263996
I had a mate who used to do that in Adelaide.
He said that one of them would drive around and the rest would lay down with each other in the back seat or the boot to not be seen.
Sounded a bit gay tbh.


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 21:33:18 [Preview] No.264000 del
>>263997
>Maybe it's what is setting off the rash.
Mine flares up around this time of year.


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 21:33:24 [Preview] No.264001 del
Where did this >>263954 come from?


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 21:33:41 [Preview] No.264002 del
>>263995
My apologies I thought the images were connect. Have these pictures of Tony.


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 21:34:21 [Preview] No.264003 del
>>264000
This year has been worse for it than any year I can recall.


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 21:35:21 [Preview] No.264004 del
>>264002
I've been saying 'good morning/night friends' for close to five years to you.. and you think it's nuro?

????


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 21:36:27 [Preview] No.264005 del


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 21:40:07 [Preview] No.264006 del
Fuck yeah, just got paged for a security non-issue. 6.5 hours paid for 5 minutes work.


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 21:40:24 [Preview] No.264007 del
>>264005
STOP LYING


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 21:41:24 [Preview] No.264008 del
>>264007
Calm down.


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 21:44:58 [Preview] No.264009 del
>>264006
Well done neet.


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 21:46:50 [Preview] No.264010 del
>>264006
I hope that's at a time and a half rate too.


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 21:53:33 [Preview] No.264011 del
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>>263982
You wished the vile impersonator a good morning. You were duped.

Good Morning Nyets

>>264000
whoite dog witnessed


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 21:56:30 [Preview] No.264012 del
>>264011
Good morning Nuro.


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 21:56:44 [Preview] No.264013 del
>>264010
They pay 4 hours for a call out: 3 hours at 1.5x and 1 hour at 2x.

12 call outs a fortnight and you've effectively doubled your salary.


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 22:00:31 [Preview] No.264014 del
>>264011
Excuse you, did I hurt your feelings by not believing again? Four o clock, not a minute sooner. Not nice, and you're not the original,>so take that post and fuck yourself with it.


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 22:01:05 [Preview] No.264015 del
>>264013
Sounds like a nice little earner.


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 22:02:04 [Preview] No.264016 del
>>264014
You finally turned off Wi-Fi network that was not connecting to the internet. Well done.


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 22:03:53 [Preview] No.264017 del
>>264015
Speaking of, I put:
$25 on Manchester United to beat West Brom
$25 on Chelsea to beat Newcastle
$25 on Levante to beat Elche Cf
$25 on Sevilla to beat Celta Vigo
Should return a touch over $150

No good horse races yet. Need to wait and see if some die or something.


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 22:05:29 [Preview] No.264018 del
>>264015
You seem to mistake me for someone who has time for fuzzy logic. Fine, who was that supposed to be, go ahead and sell me on it for once, maybe the freakshow will stop bawling about it. Yeah, I felt that.


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NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 22:09:09 [Preview] No.264020 del
>>264018
What was @ your door?


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 22:09:36 [Preview] No.264021 del
>>264019
>risperdal
kek


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 22:14:30 [Preview] No.264022 del
>>264017
Are we ever going to have one interaction without you panicking over my lack of magic, cunt? One second post dupe.
>>264020
>>264021
Certainly no one real. Because real people don't have an attention span of less than a minute, they try the front desk.
lol
It wasn't hu, that's too cliche.


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 22:14:49 [Preview] No.264023 del
I also watched this a few nights ago. Talks about this treatment for the most serve cases of depression was phased out when pharmacology began to release of anti-depressants from his perspective of suffering schizophrenia with a major depressive disorder:

>How electroshock therapy changed me
https://www.ted.com/talks/sherwin_nuland_how_electroshock_therapy_changed_me?language=en


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 22:16:33 [Preview] No.264024 del
>>264017
Good luck. Don't get too invested in it.


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 22:36:29 [Preview] No.264025 del
Why do people enter careers with inherit with risk, enjoy the entitlements of the job and then complain when it all becomes inconvenient for them?
>The nurse, who is passionate about her work, was heavily pregnant, on the frontline of the coronavirus pandemic and very nervous.
>As Zoe prepares to return to nursing next month, she remains worried about being exposed to the potentially deadly virus.
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2020-11-21/covid-19-coronavirus-australia-jobs-careers-family/12864550?nw=0


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 22:37:20 [Preview] No.264026 del
>>264025
>women


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 22:42:50 [Preview] No.264027 del
>>263959
>>263960
>>263966
>>263979
>>263988
>>264011
Good morning to all, another aimless day begins.


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 22:44:02 [Preview] No.264028 del
>>264026
>jobs
>careers
>family


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 22:44:19 [Preview] No.264029 del
>>264026
Yes, their employers occasionally pay their bills because equality:
>The CBA features standardised minimum wage rises for rostered and development players over the next three years, and improved health care standards, including private health insurance and physiotherapy when travelling interstate for games.
>There will be a greater emphasis on culture and community player education, and engagement and other basic conditions such as advanced scheduling and improved travel conditions, in addition to apparel and professional services.
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2020-11-21/wnbl-cba-described-as-a-step-forward-for-australian-basketball/12904718


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 22:45:43 [Preview] No.264030 del
>>264028
There's a bitch at work in the 'People' department who got the company to let her take 2 days off a week (paid) to complete a university degree, then once that was done immediately got herself knocked up and took 6 months maternity leave.


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 22:47:26 [Preview] No.264031 del
>>264030
meanwhile the blokes get no training or career development, and get knocked back if they ask to do a specific course or training on something


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 22:48:23 [Preview] No.264032 del
>>264030
I am guessing she is expecting a raise upon returning to the full time position to cover child care expenses?


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 22:48:59 [Preview] No.264033 del
>>264027
Good morning. Set yourself a goal for the day.


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 22:51:02 [Preview] No.264034 del
>>264027
Morning


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 22:52:23 [Preview] No.264035 del
>>264032
Yes. She has also decided she is going to Africa next year. Somebody is going to have to pay for that.


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 22:52:28 [Preview] No.264036 del
No better way to bring yourself out of the Dreamtime than the work phone
I think, therefore I am hungover.
Might have a long neck


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 22:54:07 [Preview] No.264037 del
>>264036
>Might have a long neck
Have a tall glass of water instead.


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 22:54:40 [Preview] No.264038 del


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 22:55:00 [Preview] No.264039 del
>>264035
>Somebody is going to have to pay for that.
Be careful you don't bring it up in a harsh tone, you don't want to be discriminating against her.


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 22:56:15 [Preview] No.264040 del
there were no mignons or hashbrowns in the deli yesterday, i was devastated.

got a chicken kiev in the oven, not getting my hopes up TBPH......


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 22:57:48 [Preview] No.264041 del
Another day on earth bros


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 22:58:20 [Preview] No.264042 del
>>264040
You need to start making these breakfast foods to lower the sodium in them. Anyway, enjoy your breakfast.


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 22:58:38 [Preview] No.264043 del
>>264041
You should have a tall glass of water too.


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 23:00:25 [Preview] No.264044 del
>>264043
There’s one on my bedside table.


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 23:03:26 [Preview] No.264045 del
>>264044
Start working on getting it into you.


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 23:05:35 [Preview] No.264046 del
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NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 23:06:34 [Preview] No.264047 del
Hungover in my undies again
I wish they would just ship me off to some foreign war so I could properly struggle


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 23:09:13 [Preview] No.264048 del
>>264046
>sustaining diversity and inclusion initiatives
Yuck.


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 23:09:14 [Preview] No.264049 del
2000ml of water down the hatch.
Holding off on the caffeine for now.


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 23:14:17 [Preview] No.264051 del
>>264047
Have a glass of water.

>>264049
>2000ml of water down the hatch.
That's a big load. You should have had at least 500ml to 1000ml at most.

>>264050
Thank you, I needed this video. I have a test later today and the video made laugh.

The change in the colour of his carpet is spooky.


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 23:14:59 [Preview] No.264052 del
>>264033
OK, the goal will be to buy a lotto ticket.


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 23:19:51 [Preview] No.264053 del
2 calls and 2 missed calls so far
Really not keen on a boonged day of busy work. I haven't had a chance to raid the IGA yet


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 23:22:28 [Preview] No.264054 del
>>264050
A strange character.


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 23:23:00 [Preview] No.264055 del
>>264053
I've only had two emails.
Both were hard to write.


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 23:34:01 [Preview] No.264057 del
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Meant to be finishing up next week at the wage. Might ask my boss if I can redact my resignation.


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 23:37:17 [Preview] No.264058 del
>>264057
Good luck, explain that you were having mental health difficulties and perhaps mention any issues on the job that led you to that decision.


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 23:39:12 [Preview] No.264059 del


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 23:39:30 [Preview] No.264060 del
>>264057
>redact
retract.


/ligamx/ NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 23:39:35 [Preview] No.264061 del
>>264057
Assuming of course a word of your post is truthful...I'm guessing Cato, Azazel is too flighty and hu just backs out of everything.


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 23:39:43 [Preview] No.264062 del
what the fuck south australia ??

lockdown cancelled > the extreme lockdown was because of a lie ? this is not making sense at all

https://youtube.com/watch?v=vQQ9TkzTGrs [Embed]


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 23:42:26 [Preview] No.264063 del
>>264062
Someone did a mong.


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 23:42:49 [Preview] No.264064 del
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>>264062
They need someone like you Nuro to get to the bottom of it all.


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 23:43:10 [Preview] No.264065 del
>>264060
thanks bro
>>264058
Not sure if I could pull the mental health card. It didn't work out well at a previous wage. I would have to be subtle about it.


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 23:45:15 [Preview] No.264066 del
>>264065
>Not sure if I could pull the mental health card.
I mean from the point it was causing a lot of anxiety. Not I have been diagnosed with ... condition.


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 23:48:28 [Preview] No.264067 del
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>>264064
>>264063
it seems like a contact tracer vastly overestimated the contagion based on some off hand remarks by a simple pizza worker ...

the state overreacted and now they are blaming it on the pizza guy... fucking bizzare


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 23:48:55 [Preview] No.264068 del
Time for a bit of morning Dreamtime


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 23:50:07 [Preview] No.264069 del
This black instant is loosening everything up.

>>264066
Yeah I could go at it like that.


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 23:50:13 [Preview] No.264070 del
>>264062
Mong A Best A


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 23:50:27 [Preview] No.264071 del
>>264067
Heh, shit happens I guess.


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 23:50:43 [Preview] No.264072 del
>>264067
Woodville Pizza Bar is closed for good.


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 23:51:12 [Preview] No.264073 del
>>264065
>>264066
To add, if you have a disability (i.e. can be short term and or lifelong) and you were let go after disclosing it, you could take the matter to Fair Work Australia.

The employer should also open to supporting you.
>If a person with disability needs some adjustment to be able to work or to be able to participate equally in some aspect of working life, and that adjustment could reasonably have been provided but was not, then a finding of indirect discrimination could follow.
https://humanrights.gov.au/about/news/speeches/reasonable-adjustment

Although that depends on your type of employment. If it full-time or contract (with no contract renewal but the position was advertised elsewhere). You would have a strong case.


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 23:51:18 [Preview] No.264074 del
>>264068
I'll be back later, keep it warm.


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 23:52:21 [Preview] No.264075 del
>>264068
are you referring to a nap or hitting the piss/choof?


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 23:57:11 [Preview] No.264076 del
>>264075
Hitting the piss slash choof


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 23:58:26 [Preview] No.264077 del
>>264076
Too early.


NEET 11/20/2020 (Fri) 23:59:09 [Preview] No.264078 del
>>264073
I don't think I would have much of a case. Anxiety is what justed me at the wage. Stepping down from supervising sites might be the compromise I could talk to my boss about.

thanks, I'll sus it out.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 00:00:01 [Preview] No.264079 del
I never even told them my name, but they knew.
They knew who I was right away.
They knew I was the mallardNEET.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 00:01:18 [Preview] No.264080 del
>>264079
>the mallardNEET
He's notorious. Shits all over the verandah.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 00:02:27 [Preview] No.264081 del
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Successfully made a USB type-A power cable. Looks a little naff, but it will do.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 00:05:32 [Preview] No.264082 del
>>264081
Well cabled.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 00:07:25 [Preview] No.264083 del
Something in my flat smells like brand new leather but I didn't get anything new


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 00:08:00 [Preview] No.264084 del
>>264056
Hitting the choof early I see


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 00:08:09 [Preview] No.264085 del
>>264081
Nice, I also like the jacket that has been added to it.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 00:10:19 [Preview] No.264086 del
>>264083
>brand new leather
Any late night CBT sessions you don't remember?


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 00:10:37 [Preview] No.264087 del
>>264081
Looks like a job well done to me. Not sloppy looking at all.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 00:11:09 [Preview] No.264088 del
>>264083
That's the new GIMP suit I sent. Try it on.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 00:20:09 [Preview] No.264089 del
>>264083
You sure it's leather and not burned electronics?


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 00:22:01 [Preview] No.264090 del
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Everything is meaningless.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 00:23:41 [Preview] No.264091 del
>>264090
NEET's first existential crisis.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 00:24:19 [Preview] No.264092 del
It's not leather. It's paint. Bloke next door is painting the inside of his place. I'm a retard
Got a 6 pack of goat and some red rock chips plus a redbull.
Not the worst Saturday morning thats for sure

>>264090


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 00:25:32 [Preview] No.264093 del
Goal, achieved!


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 00:26:07 [Preview] No.264094 del
>>264093
Well done. Now set another goal for the rest of the day.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 00:26:42 [Preview] No.264095 del
>>264092
That's a tasty beer


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 00:27:37 [Preview] No.264096 del
>>264088
You are a kind NEET.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 00:28:57 [Preview] No.264098 del
>>264090
More or less.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 00:30:19 [Preview] No.264099 del
Might make a jaffle


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 00:31:56 [Preview] No.264100 del
>>264099
Toast it!


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 00:32:10 [Preview] No.264101 del
>>264099
Make two and clap them.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 00:33:23 [Preview] No.264102 del
Clapped jaff


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 00:35:51 [Preview] No.264103 del


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 00:36:55 [Preview] No.264104 del
I can imagine Cruisey as a Dad.
Early arvo on a hot Saturday in Adelaide, little half-negro kid running around the backyard chasing the dog and the chooks, Cruisey cooking a jaffle on the verandah next to a shitty couch he found on hard pickup where he sits and choofs and talks with Protein about life and boongery and the wage etc.
A dream life


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NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 00:46:39 [Preview] No.264106 del
>>264105
I don't like these memes that it's fine to make of someones disability:
https://twitter.com/DianaWintah/status/1329141359857594370


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 00:49:23 [Preview] No.264107 del
2nd tin

There's no way this ends well


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 00:50:32 [Preview] No.264108 del
Having a pipeline punch.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 00:51:24 [Preview] No.264109 del
>>264107
You
re
a
weak
willed
BITCH


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 00:52:26 [Preview] No.264110 del
>>264107
Stop now.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 00:55:07 [Preview] No.264111 del
>>264108
The perfect blend of the best flavors Hawaii has to offer - passion fruit, orange & guava, then "Monsterized" with a full load of our famous energy blend. And, just like the wave is named for, it is destined to become a legend!


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 00:55:20 [Preview] No.264112 del
I'M THE ORANGE JUMP SUIT THATS TAYLOR MADE!


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 00:55:24 [Preview] No.264113 del
>when you accidentally click the KFC app


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 00:56:06 [Preview] No.264114 del
>>264113
>accidentally


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 00:57:19 [Preview] No.264115 del
The Hungarian flag is:

Red - For their love of paprika and blood
White - Because they're not dirty niggers or jews or chinks
Green - Because they know to eat their vegetables


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 00:57:24 [Preview] No.264116 del
Still pretty warm in Radelaide.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 00:58:11 [Preview] No.264117 del
>>264116
shit nigga do you work for the bom or something?


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 00:58:49 [Preview] No.264118 del
>>264094
Already on it. Put a load of dirty clothes in the wash. Cheers!


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 00:58:55 [Preview] No.264119 del
>>264115
At least it isn't another red, blue and white flag.
It is a nice colour scheme but RBW is way overdone.
Black, white, and a third colour looks good. Red is verboten but green, blue (Estonia), yellow (Romanovs), purple etc would all look good.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 00:59:29 [Preview] No.264120 del
>>264117
Are you asking because I comment on the temperature frequently?
I am a massive sook and I can't stand the heat.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 01:00:32 [Preview] No.264121 del
Daddybot has asked what I want for Christmas
I'm way too old for this shit it feels so awkward


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 01:01:10 [Preview] No.264122 del
>>264120
No, I was asking, because that's about their level of detail and accuracy.

I don't like the heat either. 2 or 3 days and my house becomes oppressively hot.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 01:01:32 [Preview] No.264123 del
>>264121
Tell him he has to fuck you. See if he blushes.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 01:02:32 [Preview] No.264124 del
>>264113
The Colonel sends me too many emails.

>>264115
Based.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 01:02:33 [Preview] No.264125 del
>>264115
>Green - Because they know to eat their vegetables
also because the very hungry caterpillar is green


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 01:02:47 [Preview] No.264126 del
>>264121
Gift voucher to Dan's.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 01:04:06 [Preview] No.264127 del
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NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 01:10:47 [Preview] No.264128 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ByziUmdQEyk [Embed]


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 01:14:44 [Preview] No.264129 del
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>>264127
The Big Boong Theory


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 01:16:29 [Preview] No.264130 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=VuMRTxwEpLM [Embed]


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 01:16:37 [Preview] No.264131 del
Bloke from Adelaide called.
Complained about the heat

Tell me about this part of town, are these bay side suburbs upper class?


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 01:17:46 [Preview] No.264132 del
>>264131
That upper part is industrial land.
West Lakes and Semaphore are.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 01:18:44 [Preview] No.264133 del
>>264131
Big Penis suburb.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 01:23:30 [Preview] No.264134 del
>>264131
Torrens Island has a power station and a quarantine station. It is not accessible to residents.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 01:29:55 [Preview] No.264135 del
Play rooty-doot-toot on my booty shoot, noot!


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 01:30:35 [Preview] No.264136 del
>>264135
Don't be ridiculous.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 01:30:59 [Preview] No.264137 del
Even when you get just outside the CBD adelaide is just straight suburban streets with houses.
Where are the high rise apartment buildings?


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 01:31:54 [Preview] No.264138 del
>>264116
I have the aircon on high cool.
I covered myself all over in a soothing lotion and stood in front of it.
The soothing lotion just stung. I had to wash it off.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 01:32:20 [Preview] No.264139 del
>>264121
Say a card.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 01:32:26 [Preview] No.264140 del
>>264137
>Where are the high rise apartment buildings?
Why would we want that shit? They just bring more third world scum.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 01:32:43 [Preview] No.264141 del
>5 Things You Need to Know if You Want to Try Cock and Ball Torture
https://www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/a31102564/what-is-cock-and-ball-torture/


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 01:32:54 [Preview] No.264142 del
>>264129
Good oc


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 01:33:11 [Preview] No.264143 del
>>264138
That was peri peri sauce, mate.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 01:35:38 [Preview] No.264144 del
>>264138
>The soothing lotion just stung.
Sounds like you need a steroid cream. Go to the Chemist and get:
https://www.chemistwarehouse.com.au/buy/44825/dermaid-soft-0-5-eczema-cream-30g

Then see your doctor and tell them you were advised the steroid reduces swelling at the Chemist. If it is bacterial or fungal, I would see the doctor to get something else that has a steroid and can treat it. That cream won't treat it.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 01:36:09 [Preview] No.264145 del
>>264138
>>264144
There is also a thicker version of the cream if you need it to stay in place.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 01:42:37 [Preview] No.264146 del
>>264131
Port Adelaide is old and most of the centre is still original.
There's a lighthouse and a Sunday market thing there.
Also where fishmongers get the best fish in Adelaide.
Heaps of the buildings are up for lease though. I think it's pretty much dead.
Queenstown and Royal Park, south west of the river is where all the boongs live.
Ottoway is industrial.
Mansfield and Athol Park are getting new houses built. Same as Woodville.
West Lakes is kind of a McMansion village.
Semaphore is a social hub, they have a jetty and a little theme park thing.
Largs is an older suburb and most of those houses are still original.
Part of there is industrial.
Taperoo is a bit feral, Osbourne and North Haven have old people.
Outer Harbour is where the boats come in.
Torrens Island has a power station.


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NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 01:46:08 [Preview] No.264148 del
Have you ever heard that you shouldn't drink milk when you are phlegmy?


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 01:46:44 [Preview] No.264149 del
I bent over in front of the mirror and a had a good ol' look-see.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 01:47:31 [Preview] No.264150 del
>>264135
Play rooty-doot-toot on my booty shoot, noot!


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 01:48:42 [Preview] No.264151 del
3rd goat


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 01:49:22 [Preview] No.264152 del
>>264144
That's what I had on.
Antroquoril.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 01:51:04 [Preview] No.264153 del
>>264149
How were things?


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 01:58:34 [Preview] No.264154 del
>>264152
You might need another medication:
>a viral skin infection (such as cold sores, shingles or chicken pox)
>a fungal skin infection (such as thrush, tinea or ringworm)
>acne rosacea
https://www.nps.org.au/medicine-finder/antroquoril-cream


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 02:00:32 [Preview] No.264155 del
>>264148
Yes, I got that growing up.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 02:01:33 [Preview] No.264156 del
>>264147
Yes, every fridge should have a fucking internet-connected computer in it.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 02:02:58 [Preview] No.264157 del
>>264149
Hmmmmmmm the image didn't upload.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 02:03:46 [Preview] No.264158 del
>>264147
Almost good 2:1 down votes ratio. Not the required 3:1 though.


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NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 02:07:04 [Preview] No.264161 del
>>264159
I don't think that math works out.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 02:08:17 [Preview] No.264162 del
lol the prick that caused the SA lockdown can't be charged so they're going to deport him instead


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 02:08:35 [Preview] No.264163 del
>>264161
maths is classist and racist


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NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 02:12:34 [Preview] No.264166 del
>>264162
Good. Fuck him.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 02:16:57 [Preview] No.264167 del
It's alarming how this bullshit flu has people thinking it should be illegal to lie about going to a pizza shop to some fuckwit nurse


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 02:19:03 [Preview] No.264168 del
>>264160
Diet time.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 02:21:41 [Preview] No.264169 del
>>264167
>lie about going to a
*lie about working at


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 02:22:26 [Preview] No.264170 del
I was pissing outside.
Female roommate came out.
I had to quickly stop, tuck and play it cool.
Pissed my pants slightly.
I'm about to have a shower anyway though.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 02:23:08 [Preview] No.264171 del
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Grandpa doesn't fuck around.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 02:23:50 [Preview] No.264172 del
>>264170
she knew


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 02:24:01 [Preview] No.264173 del
>>264170
>I was pissing outside.
Why? A vile habit.


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NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 02:25:17 [Preview] No.264175 del
>>264170
Cobra?


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 02:25:27 [Preview] No.264176 del
>>264173
She was in the toilet.
She takes ages.
I was busting for a piss.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 02:25:39 [Preview] No.264177 del
>>264173
Not him, but often times Motherbat would be taking a shit when I woke up and needed a wee.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 02:26:08 [Preview] No.264178 del
>>264170
You should have just continued your neet pee while you talked to her.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 02:26:09 [Preview] No.264179 del
>>264176
girls have trouble poopin


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 02:28:03 [Preview] No.264180 del
>>264170
Should've kept it out.


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NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 02:31:34 [Preview] No.264182 del
It has just gone 1pm and I have completely forgotten to drink the stouts.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 02:32:20 [Preview] No.264183 del
>>264182
Forget for another two hours.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 02:33:50 [Preview] No.264184 del
>>264183
Too late.
Having a Scotch Finger or three too.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 02:36:09 [Preview] No.264185 del
>>264184
I'm defrosting some bog sauce.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 02:43:09 [Preview] No.264186 del
Day 3
The tomatoes are raping my anus


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 02:44:08 [Preview] No.264187 del
>>264186
You chose this life of crime.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 02:44:52 [Preview] No.264188 del
>>264187
I am suffering the torments of the damned.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 02:46:03 [Preview] No.264189 del
>>264188
Can't you set up some kind of motorised chopper and just feed bits in?


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 02:46:58 [Preview] No.264190 del
>>264186
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 02:47:03 [Preview] No.264191 del
>>264189
The only ones that work without mangling the buds cost 10 grand plus.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 02:47:48 [Preview] No.264192 del
>>264190
Hey Nuro, dobbed anyone in recently m8?


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 02:48:13 [Preview] No.264193 del
>>264191
Probably go straight on a list when you order one too.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 02:48:40 [Preview] No.264194 del
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NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 02:49:32 [Preview] No.264195 del
>>264193
I'd order it through one of the hydro stores if I did.
They do a surprisingly large amount of cash business.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 02:50:23 [Preview] No.264196 del
>>264194
I watched that last week or the week before.
Pfeiffer was good looking back then.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 02:50:23 [Preview] No.264197 del
>>264194
Sorry m8, I don't speak 4chan mong
No idea in hell what you're blathering about


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 02:51:10 [Preview] No.264198 del
Having a beer.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 02:51:47 [Preview] No.264199 del
>>264195
If I was an enterprising Police Chief with a decent bulge, I'd set up a hydroponics store and a chemical supply company.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 02:51:57 [Preview] No.264200 del
>>264198
I'm thinking about it too.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 02:52:11 [Preview] No.264201 del
>>264196
scarface is aguilty pleasure but i watched it to death many years ago


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 02:52:17 [Preview] No.264202 del
I'll wait til after I make lunch.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 02:53:02 [Preview] No.264203 del
>>264199
When hydro was new in the late 70s the seppo cops seized the records of the shops all over the place.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 02:53:46 [Preview] No.264204 del
(4.66 MB 640x360 dominion scam.mp4)
ladies and gentooman, democracy in action. this video was shot by PBS a week before the election


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 02:55:23 [Preview] No.264205 del
>>264204
*before the seppo election nobody gives a shit about


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 02:55:25 [Preview] No.264206 del
>>264203
Yes, but this is going one step further. Run it for profit, with the funds going back into the Police coffers and coincidentally raid all of your customers.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 02:56:41 [Preview] No.264207 del
>>264206
Hmm, decent plan.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 02:57:45 [Preview] No.264208 del
>>264205
shut up 10k you cretin i was posting it for white hat webby


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 02:58:26 [Preview] No.264209 del
>>264185
Flush some antifreeze


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 02:58:38 [Preview] No.264210 del
>>264208
Fuck yourself retard.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 02:59:49 [Preview] No.264211 del
>>264182
I just stuffed me gut with feed so I can't hit the piss for at least another 2 hours. Aiming for a 4pm start time.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 03:00:41 [Preview] No.264212 del
4th can.
Might be time to service the NEETstick.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 03:01:01 [Preview] No.264213 del
>>264211
Apart from that custard tart this morning and the 3 scotch fingers just recently, I haven't eaten today. My appetite disappears when it gets hot.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 03:01:07 [Preview] No.264214 del
>>264210
Cut the fucking attitude.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 03:01:07 [Preview] No.264215 del
>>264212
Make sure to wash it thoroughly.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 03:01:46 [Preview] No.264216 del
>>264214
You can fuck yourself too.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 03:02:01 [Preview] No.264217 del
>>264215
I don't wash my cock


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 03:02:26 [Preview] No.264218 del
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go have another cone and lament about whore some more you tomato nigger


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>>264190
HEY! I almost tripped on these when I got up to pee. Please pick them up!


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NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 03:06:02 [Preview] No.264223 del
Washed up 30 year old codeine fan who can't get real gear
Can install Debian but can't write code nor understand networking
Rides a pushy to the beach to attempt to talk to random girls with a goonbag in his backpack


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NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 03:07:23 [Preview] No.264225 del
>>264221
reported

>>264223
hehe u mad


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 03:08:14 [Preview] No.264226 del
Nuro does love a good dob.
His mommy told him that's what good bois do.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 03:08:21 [Preview] No.264227 del
errybody needs to take a chillout tablet


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 03:09:10 [Preview] No.264228 del
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NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 03:09:20 [Preview] No.264229 del
The IGA had some items marked down on price.
Bought a small pack of nobbys beer nuts for a buck twenty
They expired in July
Dodgy fucking chinks man


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 03:09:56 [Preview] No.264230 del
>>264229
They're safe to eat.
Still dodgy as hell on their part though.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 03:10:14 [Preview] No.264231 del
Spastics with "an emotional maturity equivalent to an 8 year olds" that live in glass houses should not throw stones.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 03:10:27 [Preview] No.264232 del
>>264228
just needs to say /ausneets/ somewhere and we have a new banner


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 03:11:02 [Preview] No.264233 del
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>>264223
its cognac today, and i ride to avoid a DUI, mr. i live in a shed in bumfuck nowhere


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 03:11:36 [Preview] No.264234 del
>>264232
and a picture of a possum


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 03:12:26 [Preview] No.264235 del
>>264233
>i ride to avoid a DUI
they can test you on a bicycle mate


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 03:13:10 [Preview] No.264236 del
It's DWI


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 03:16:36 [Preview] No.264237 del
Imagine having to live in a sharehouse because you can't get a real job and instead fix chains on kids bikes lmao


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 03:22:24 [Preview] No.264238 del
>>264235
they can but they dont


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 03:23:17 [Preview] No.264239 del
>>264237
nuro's sharehouse is worth a few mil, you are delusional


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 03:24:34 [Preview] No.264240 del
Been having a pretty good study.
Going to have a coffee and some stew for lunch before getting back into it.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 03:24:45 [Preview] No.264241 del
>>264237
define real job ? support worker ?


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 03:24:55 [Preview] No.264242 del
>>264210
KILL 'EM WEBBY


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 03:25:15 [Preview] No.264243 del
>>264237
Isn't nuro still living with his dad?


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 03:26:04 [Preview] No.264244 del
>>264221
Unbelievably based.
Nuro needs to be kept in line.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 03:27:05 [Preview] No.264245 del
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I've not heard of police specifically targeting bicyclists. If they noticed you swerving all over the road or footpath they'd do you for sure.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 03:30:25 [Preview] No.264246 del
I can imagine nuro getting done for being intoxicated while cycling, him denying any wrong doing, then they open his bag and find a big old goon sack in it, they then proceed to breathalyse him and then call for a paddy wagon.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 03:31:14 [Preview] No.264247 del
>>264242
That wasn't me. Please don't drag me into this stuff.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 03:32:33 [Preview] No.264248 del
>>264245
or drinking at the park/pier/jetty with a bike lying on the ground next to you


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 03:34:02 [Preview] No.264249 del
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The sharehouse has a unique 'security system' installed.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 03:36:14 [Preview] No.264250 del
>>264249
Very badly image bantered.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 03:40:01 [Preview] No.264251 del
>>264246
no they dont do any of that. the (2) times that happened to me over the past decade they just looked in my bag amd tipped my bottle of wine out and sent me on my way, if i had weed on me it would have been a different story

its certainly a law but in my experience it is certainly not enforced

>>264249
what is it with this shit meme ?

>>264250
agreed poor sod cant even meme


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 03:41:50 [Preview] No.264252 del
I'm thinking about getting a network enabled amplifier and some proper speakers. I'm tired of using my computer as a means of playing music. I want to be able to put an album on and kind of forget about it, whereas now I'm constantly changing songs and choosing different songs and adjusting volume etc.
Having a bit of a hard time finding the correct search terms to look into it


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 03:44:51 [Preview] No.264253 del
>>264248
no that isnt the case, especially since i drink goon out of stainless steel vacuum flasks they have no reason to assume so, police will only bother you if you have open bottles / cans with labels on them, its too hard for them to proove otherwise, besides there are no cops up the cost where i live, i can ride 20kms without a helmet everyday and not get bothered


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 03:46:31 [Preview] No.264254 del
>>264253
I never bought a helmet with that bike I got last year, still go out 3 times a week on it, never been booked and have ridden past a few cops, guess they have other things to worry about.


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NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 03:47:08 [Preview] No.264256 del
>>264252
sounds like you just need a boombox mate


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 03:49:12 [Preview] No.264257 del
>>264255
Lol who is this guy
The stream is immediately pretty sad

"I've been feeling down"


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 03:49:34 [Preview] No.264258 del
>>264250
>>264251
Why do yous take things posted here so seriously anyway?


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 03:51:01 [Preview] No.264259 del
>>264252
>>264252
you just want a bluetooth amplifier module they are pretty cheap

www.aliexpress.com/item/1005001295784555.html


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 03:52:29 [Preview] No.264260 del
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Wemt for a cruise. Dropped into specsavers and got my new glasses and sunnies. Felt like I was getting in everyones way trying to get a pepsi max at the servo. Got tailgated by some impatient cunt. I'm back at home having the days second black instant.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 03:54:09 [Preview] No.264261 del
>>264249
Good meme


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 03:54:28 [Preview] No.264262 del
>>264257
A former Cranbournian who lived in the shed of the property he 'shared' with his chink wife that wanted him gone for good. She got her wish and is trying to get him completely removed from their daughter's life. Use to stream almost daily from the shed and end up screaming hilarious shit. Cops called numerous times and food delivered he never ordered.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 03:54:35 [Preview] No.264263 del
>>264260
>pepsi max
regular pepsi is better than that


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 03:56:51 [Preview] No.264264 del
>>264263
not good for the figure


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 03:58:20 [Preview] No.264265 del


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 04:01:19 [Preview] No.264266 del
This dobby bloke is dropping some wise feels tbh
Makes me wonder where I'll end up at 60


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 04:01:47 [Preview] No.264267 del
Race 7 at Teh Gong
Dawn Passage (1)


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 04:02:01 [Preview] No.264268 del
>>264266
Where would you like to be at 60?


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 04:02:41 [Preview] No.264269 del
>>264268
I'd like to have been turned into snags and consumed by Webby.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 04:04:01 [Preview] No.264270 del
>>264269
tremendous


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 04:05:13 [Preview] No.264271 del


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 04:10:16 [Preview] No.264274 del
>>264262
Are you also Melbourne NEET?


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 04:12:15 [Preview] No.264275 del
>>264274
Nobody would admit to something like that.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 04:12:34 [Preview] No.264276 del
This stream is so sad


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 04:13:57 [Preview] No.264277 del
I don't like streams. People should script what they are going to say.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 04:14:42 [Preview] No.264278 del
>>264277
I'm slowly getting into them.
I like the community feel in the chat and whatnot


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 04:20:09 [Preview] No.264279 del
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Are you ready for more cases and more lockdowns, victoria neets?


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 04:23:55 [Preview] No.264280 del
>>264278
>community feel
Do they have group wanks, like we have here?


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 04:26:12 [Preview] No.264281 del
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Anyone else have parents who claim not to remember all the abusive shit they did to you that destroyed your life?


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 04:28:34 [Preview] No.264282 del
>>264281
I wasn't abused at all, but Motherbat seems to have a different recollection of things when I was growing up with regard to how awesome they were as parents and how good I had it.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 04:29:45 [Preview] No.264283 del
>>264281
Honestly I was a worthless little shit as a kid, and if my parents had come down harder on me I might not have grown up into a worthless big shit.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 04:30:05 [Preview] No.264284 del
Might watch a moofie to get through the afternoon.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 04:31:40 [Preview] No.264285 del
I don't think I was abused, and I don't know how good my parents were at raising me.
Don't have anything to compare it to so I couldn't know. My old man was a bit of a hard ass at times but I find myself following his task master attitude, even if I don't apply it to my own life


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 04:35:48 [Preview] No.264286 del
I wasn't allowed to socialise as a child. Couldn't go to anybody's house and nobody could come to ours.
That happened right through primary school and the first two years of highschool (when I still had 'friends').
When my sister started at my school (she was in year 7, I was in year 9), she came home every night and shit talked my 'friends' and the few girls that I had anything to do with. This re-enforced my parents' views of my friends and also stopped me expressing any interest in girls.
Having somebody call the house phone invoked shame and dread and more invasive questioning.
Wasn't allowed any hobbies or sports that involved going anywhere or doing anything because my sister did calisthenics and that involved every fucking weekend and evenings and bunch of bullshit like week-long concerts and competitions and shit.
Then by year 12 they were on at me about being a social retard and a loser and not being like other teenagers.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 04:38:21 [Preview] No.264287 del
>>264286
That is pretty fucked mate.

>Then by year 12 they were on at me about being a social retard and a loser and not being like other teenagers.
Have things improved since then?


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 04:38:35 [Preview] No.264288 del
>>264286
all of this carried into university and me making a complete mess of the first couple of years due to depression and no ability to connect with other students and not even knowing where anything was because I couldn't bring myself to attend an O-week tour


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 04:39:08 [Preview] No.264289 del
>>264283
>I was a worthless little shit as a kid
That is just how you reacted to what was being done to you.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 04:39:27 [Preview] No.264290 del
>>264279
Can we organise a protest or something against this? A 'rally against returnees' to protest people being allowed back into the country?


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 04:42:19 [Preview] No.264291 del
6 cans in


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 04:43:08 [Preview] No.264292 del
>>264287
>Have things improved since then?
Not really.
My first job was at my old school, where I was 19 and all the teaching staff were 25+ and so had no connection with any of them.
Second job where I was for 8 or 9 years I thought I had friends. They all vanished when the job did.
Current job I have largely kept work and private separate, with the exception of the Honorary Aryan, who was a complete waste of time. Largely regarded as angry and aloof.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 04:43:56 [Preview] No.264293 del
>>264291
On my 4th bottle


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 04:44:40 [Preview] No.264294 del
>>264293
Bottle of?


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 04:44:47 [Preview] No.264295 del
>>264286
> somebody call the house phone invoked shame and dread and more invasive questioning.
Hmm


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 04:45:13 [Preview] No.264296 del
>>264286
Well that's not cool.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 04:45:34 [Preview] No.264297 del
>>264294
Asahi.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 04:46:56 [Preview] No.264298 del
>>264295
In year 12 some boys convinced a girl that I liked her and she phoned on a Saturday morning. The phone was in the living room and my father answered it and then put me on.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 04:52:10 [Preview] No.264299 del
>>264292
webby?


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 04:53:00 [Preview] No.264300 del


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 04:57:31 [Preview] No.264301 del
>>264298
Did you have a nice convo with her?


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 04:58:01 [Preview] No.264302 del
I was never abused more that i was forgotten. i have two older brothers and a younger sister, so my parents never really paid attention to me.
Which really made me reserved and quiet, i never really speak up or complain and i hate attention.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 04:58:09 [Preview] No.264303 del
mmm aryans


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 04:59:29 [Preview] No.264304 del
>>264303
Delightful.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 05:00:30 [Preview] No.264305 del
>>264303
Don't mess it up.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 05:01:19 [Preview] No.264306 del
>>264301
I told her (truthfully) that I didn't know who she was and that she had been lied to.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 05:18:26 [Preview] No.264307 del
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I'm having a wank.
I just realised there is a photo of Marie Doro in the background.
She is one of those chicks that used to get posted here in the black and white photos.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 05:19:18 [Preview] No.264308 del
>>264307
activate windows, you fucking scrub


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 05:19:35 [Preview] No.264309 del
>>264307
>posting here midwank
I feel violated.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 05:19:57 [Preview] No.264310 del
>>264307
I should be a wank detective.
I could chase up wank evasion from naughty neets.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 05:20:13 [Preview] No.264311 del
>>264307
I'm multi-tasking, wanking and also using/learning youtube-dl for the first time.

This poo girl is keen, replies immediately every time


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 05:21:02 [Preview] No.264312 del
>>264308
I normally use mint but I broke it and can't be bothered fixing it today.
Win 10 is just for games.

>>264309
Left is for wanking. Right for typing.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 05:21:32 [Preview] No.264313 del
>>264311
why are you even bothering with internet pornography when you have actual girls on tap?


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 05:21:46 [Preview] No.264314 del
>>264307
>I'm having a wank
I hope you washed your hand before posting m8


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 05:23:00 [Preview] No.264315 del
>>264314
I am mid-wank.
Sitting naked, towel on my chair.
Fan pointed at me.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 05:23:25 [Preview] No.264316 del
>>264303
Post your profile, with the name and face scrubbed out.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 05:24:14 [Preview] No.264317 del
>>264315
Your image didn't upload.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 05:26:51 [Preview] No.264318 del
>>264298
Did fatherbat think you were a stud?


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 05:26:58 [Preview] No.264319 del
She said "absolutely" when I said we she get drinks one afternoon.
She's free on Friday but at this point of boongery in my life my self-esteem in my ability to pull off a date is pretty low.

>>264313
You overestimate my Chadness

>>264315
Similar settings here


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 05:28:02 [Preview] No.264320 del
>>264306
Oh well.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 05:29:51 [Preview] No.264321 del
>>264318
No, he thought I was a loser.
We were in the supermarket once as a family and my mother commented on how pretty some teenage girl was and starting ranting about how "I was too busy looking at my fucking shoes".


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 05:30:21 [Preview] No.264322 del
>>264319
>She's free on Friday but at this point of boongery in my life my self-esteem in my ability to pull off a date is pretty low.
Just sober up for a few days, you fuckign retard.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 05:30:42 [Preview] No.264323 del
>>264321
>was and starting
and he started ranting*


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 05:34:11 [Preview] No.264324 del
>>264321
>>264323
Your dad was a bit of a tosser.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 05:34:46 [Preview] No.264325 del
>>264319
>She said "absolutely" when I said we she get drinks one afternoon.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 05:35:41 [Preview] No.264326 del
>>264324
yeah well he's dead now
lived longer than I will


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 05:36:20 [Preview] No.264327 del
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Absolutely Waber.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 05:38:16 [Preview] No.264328 del
Going to have a beer.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 05:45:27 [Preview] No.264329 del
>>264328
(You) earned it!


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 05:46:18 [Preview] No.264330 del
Gonna have a smoke, finish this wank, then head back to IGA for more beer, then think about dinner and message some more girlies


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 05:57:34 [Preview] No.264331 del
>tfw webby opened up


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 05:58:13 [Preview] No.264332 del
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NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 06:01:46 [Preview] No.264333 del
>>264332
Quit while you're ahead. withdraw it all.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 06:02:14 [Preview] No.264334 del
>>264302
No sin zone touch?


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 06:03:39 [Preview] No.264335 del
>>264333
I think we should teach the NOOTs how to gamble money they don't have


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 06:07:06 [Preview] No.264336 del
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NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 06:11:18 [Preview] No.264337 del
we should be able to bet on council meetings and which noot is going to prolapse first


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 06:12:36 [Preview] No.264338 del
TAB is offering $1.05 on Possum's seedlings blowing over next Wednesday.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 06:15:32 [Preview] No.264339 del
It's beer o'clock


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 06:23:29 [Preview] No.264340 del
>>264338
Put me down for $50


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 06:25:11 [Preview] No.264341 del
>>264336
He normally has something interesting to say


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 06:25:14 [Preview] No.264342 del


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 06:26:10 [Preview] No.264343 del


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 06:27:15 [Preview] No.264344 del
>>264278
It's the only sense of in-real-time human connection I get


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 06:27:41 [Preview] No.264345 del
>>264336
Some Peado went to court last week in the city with crime being committed in Caringbah (NSW). What got me is bloke is the same age as I was. Took poor cunt ten years to come forward but hopefully he'll get the justice he deserves.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 06:28:36 [Preview] No.264346 del
3rd six pack of purples, and 4th overall, in 24 hours.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 06:30:34 [Preview] No.264347 del
>>264336
I'm not keen on Russell Brand, but I believe there is a lot of truth to this.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 06:31:31 [Preview] No.264348 del
>>264281
Define 'abuse'


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 06:33:10 [Preview] No.264349 del
>>264284
>The Afternoon (2020)
6/10 on IMDB. Not worth your time. Take a long nap instead.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 06:33:37 [Preview] No.264350 del
>>264349
Reasonably bantered.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 06:34:54 [Preview] No.264351 del
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NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 06:35:34 [Preview] No.264352 del
>>264351
Withdraw it all and close your account.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 06:36:06 [Preview] No.264353 del
>>264352
I can't close my account until they pay me for Biden winning the US election.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 06:36:13 [Preview] No.264354 del
>>264351
keep it going bro
all or nothing


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 06:37:17 [Preview] No.264355 del
>>264297
Not that shit brewed in China I hope


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 06:37:44 [Preview] No.264356 del
>>264354
There's a million dollar race at Royal Ascot in 2 hours.
I'm thinking Inspirational Girl (8) is a good each-way prospect.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 06:38:53 [Preview] No.264357 del
>>264355
The bottles are now made in Australia.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 06:39:18 [Preview] No.264358 del
>>264307
How do you only spoiler one image from a multi-image post?


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 06:40:12 [Preview] No.264359 del
>>264303
You may as well start off by telling her your hate non-whites, and that while you're willing to have sex with her, it'd be hate sex.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 06:40:37 [Preview] No.264360 del
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>>264356
fuck yeah


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 06:42:02 [Preview] No.264361 del
>>264357
Brewed and made in Australia under supervision of Asahi Breweries LTD Tokyo Japan, by Asahi Premium Beverages PTY LTD, 50 Swan Drive, Lverton, Vic 3028, Australia.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 06:42:45 [Preview] No.264362 del
I need Monk to start betting his next rent payment.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 06:44:43 [Preview] No.264363 del
>>264362
A gambler and an alco, truly a fallen state to be in.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 06:45:04 [Preview] No.264364 del
>>264330
Do you not realise how good of a life you have? Did someone fiddle you as a child?


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 06:45:30 [Preview] No.264365 del
>>264361
If I worked there I would carry a samurai sword to and from work on the train. I would grow a little pony tail and wear satin pyjamas.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 06:46:06 [Preview] No.264366 del
tfw piged out
i was meant to be fasting until dinner


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 06:46:26 [Preview] No.264367 del
>>264363
Monk got me into this racket. Nag placed the first time he recommended it and then failed every race thereafter.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 06:46:55 [Preview] No.264368 del
>>264336
Did that faggy twat actually say that?


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 06:47:28 [Preview] No.264369 del


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 06:47:35 [Preview] No.264370 del
>>264368
in between groping every woman in britain and talking commie shit, yes


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 06:47:45 [Preview] No.264371 del
>>264366
>tfw pigged out
What did you have?


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 06:48:07 [Preview] No.264372 del
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>>264364
>Did someone fiddle you as a child?
no need to bring up cuddling


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 06:48:27 [Preview] No.264373 del
put the oven on for a pastie
nearly forgot to set a timer for the warm up
could have burned the house down
same way I forgot a ceiling fan yesterday


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 06:48:35 [Preview] No.264374 del
>>264367
I've never been a fan of gambling, it's a fools game, maybe put like $5 in a the pokies, friendly game of poker with some m8s, never really bet on horses.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 06:48:55 [Preview] No.264375 del
This Ascot race is called the Railway Stakes. It's a fucking omen.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 06:49:03 [Preview] No.264376 del
>>264331
A complex character.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 06:49:03 [Preview] No.264377 del
>>264356
Can we think of some race horse names for an ausneets horse? Something that normies won't understand and will think is inoffensive?
Designated Street
My Wife's Son


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 06:49:52 [Preview] No.264378 del
>>264371
mrs mac microwave pie
chicken and mayo sandwich
tim tams
two bunderberg ginger beers


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 06:50:13 [Preview] No.264379 del
>>264353
Probably won't see the winnings from that until the inauguration


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 06:50:29 [Preview] No.264380 del
>>264373
Get an air fryer.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 06:50:46 [Preview] No.264381 del
>>264367
You're better at it than I am. I don't know much about gambling in general let alone horse racing and all the fancy things you seem to pull off.
Having said that, I'm feeling lucky tonight. Gonna have a shower then its straight to sportsbet to deposit a few hundred and see where the night takes us.
Got any games or races eyed tonight?


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 06:50:54 [Preview] No.264382 del
>>264378
Joondalup dumpster


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 06:51:02 [Preview] No.264383 del
>>264378
That is a light snack, not a pig out.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 06:51:15 [Preview] No.264384 del
>>264374
yeah, horses are cunts and a long term losing proposition
I've done enough post-graduate level mathematics to understand all of this
but
the bookies are usually right
place an each-way bet on the bookie's favourite and you'll win most of the time. return won't be great, but you can eek out some money
same goes for betting on small races with big scratchings as I mentioned earlier


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 06:51:37 [Preview] No.264385 del
>>264377
I've already mentioned Schnitzels and Nigger Death


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 06:52:05 [Preview] No.264386 del
>>264382
Ah that brings back memories.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 06:52:25 [Preview] No.264387 del
>>264379
at this rate, yeah
maybe the electoral college vote on the 8th of Dec or whenever
but the bookies know one could still die or be killed


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 06:55:12 [Preview] No.264389 del
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NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 06:55:22 [Preview] No.264390 del
>>264378
>tim tams
Just one tray, or two?


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 06:55:54 [Preview] No.264391 del
>>264388
Fuck I'm a dumb cunt I even read those posts knowing it was you.
Also what bookie/site did you use to bet on the Chinese poofter match? I want to see the odds on some obscure Indian womens volleyballs and shit


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 06:56:08 [Preview] No.264392 del


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 06:56:16 [Preview] No.264393 del
>>264390
You only get 11 in a tray, so a smart/autistic NEET knows to buy two packets.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 06:56:50 [Preview] No.264394 del
>>264391
I'm just with tab.com.au until they ban me next Tuesday or Wednesday.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 07:05:48 [Preview] No.264395 del
Listening to the Transplants and wishing I could go back a decade.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 07:06:38 [Preview] No.264396 del
Tondoori chickens for dindins


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 07:07:11 [Preview] No.264397 del
>>264346
>purples


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 07:07:40 [Preview] No.264398 del


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 07:08:34 [Preview] No.264399 del
>>264395
>go back a decade

Wouldn't be bad.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 07:09:18 [Preview] No.264400 del
>>264396
DID YOU GET BREAD?


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 07:09:41 [Preview] No.264401 del
>>264400
Got some naan breads


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 07:09:55 [Preview] No.264402 del
>>264399
Regerts forevor


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 07:10:14 [Preview] No.264403 del
>>264401
good man


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 07:10:32 [Preview] No.264404 del
How much you got on Inspiration Girl? Each way or?
Whats drinkin?


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 07:11:13 [Preview] No.264405 del
>>264402
I find the Transplants to be similar to Gorillaz


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 07:12:33 [Preview] No.264406 del
>>264405
I listened to them a fair bit at the time too.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 07:13:22 [Preview] No.264407 del
>>264396
How many?


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 07:13:30 [Preview] No.264408 del
>>264404
I dropped $200 on a place, for $330 return.
Coopers Extra Stout.

Please do not bet money you do not have, or money you require in the coming weeks.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 07:15:25 [Preview] No.264409 del
>>264407
Bunch of diced chicken, for me and Cindy, dunno how many grams, just buy a bunch at coles and marinate them with tandoori paste, fry up some papadams, naans and steam some rice.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 07:16:18 [Preview] No.264410 del
>>264408
Spare me the condescending concern, check out my fat stacks


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 07:16:55 [Preview] No.264411 del
>>264409
That should be good.
If you have a weber, you can do a good approximation of a tandoor with lots of coals and all the vents open.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 07:17:17 [Preview] No.264412 del
>>264410
RichNEET


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 07:17:34 [Preview] No.264413 del
BET EVERYTHING YOU HAVE AND WIN BIG!!!

Gotta be in it to win it.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 07:17:45 [Preview] No.264414 del
>>264410
Don't drop anything near $1k on anything. Jesus dude.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 07:17:58 [Preview] No.264415 del
>>264395
>the Transplants
They had a good song on that shampoo commercial.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 07:18:42 [Preview] No.264416 del
>>264411
I have a webber q, but don't do any curry stuff on it, we just get what ever pataks flavoured sauce thing and marinate the meat or simmer it in a pot then add meat.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 07:19:00 [Preview] No.264417 del
Monk is going to do another dumb dumb and I am going to feel guilty.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 07:19:08 [Preview] No.264418 del
>>264415
WHOO HOO
WHOO HOO


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 07:20:12 [Preview] No.264419 del
>>264416
Yeah, the Pataks stuff is good.
Traditionally actual tandoori is basically clay/kiln-fired meat. But whatever works really.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 07:20:38 [Preview] No.264420 del
BET IT ALL MONK YOU ARE SMART ENOUGH YOU WILL WIN


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 07:20:59 [Preview] No.264421 del
>>264394
Why ban you?


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 07:21:09 [Preview] No.264422 del
>>264408
I won't need it if I'm dead.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 07:21:09 [Preview] No.264423 del
Alright, $800 EW for Inspirational Girl


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 07:21:49 [Preview] No.264424 del
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How do you NEETs feel about Biblically accurate angels? Personally I think they are demons.

Be not afraid.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=40KcrrfbJ6o [Embed]


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 07:22:01 [Preview] No.264425 del
SHITEY:
Go and distract Monk with your bulge and dexie bottle.
Do NOT let him bet money on horses.
We are counting on you.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 07:22:29 [Preview] No.264426 del
>>264423
oh for fucks sake


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 07:22:50 [Preview] No.264427 del
Stay away from him Shitey, he is from a bad home.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 07:22:51 [Preview] No.264428 del
Agreed
Shite-o, come over for cones and some cheeky trifecta bets on the credit card


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 07:22:58 [Preview] No.264429 del
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NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 07:23:48 [Preview] No.264430 del
>>264423
GO HARD


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 07:23:57 [Preview] No.264431 del
I sincerely hope none of you have mutilated your earlobes like that fuckwit


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 07:24:07 [Preview] No.264432 del
>>264423
Farck that's like about 45 goon bags.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 07:24:10 [Preview] No.264433 del
>>264421
Apparently all the online Australian agencies ban any customer "who is not profitable".
ie anybody who wins too often
There is proposed legislation in at least one state to introduce a minimum threshold for which they cannot ban you for betting under for this reason.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 07:24:31 [Preview] No.264434 del
mong'd ears


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 07:25:24 [Preview] No.264435 del
>>264429
>>264431
Probably for penis fucking purposes.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 07:26:23 [Preview] No.264436 del
>>264424
Obviously ezekiel saw a flying saucer, with windows around the rim. Duh.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 07:26:32 [Preview] No.264437 del
>>264429
If you ever get into a scrap with a faggot like this, hook that ear loop and rip it open.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 07:26:50 [Preview] No.264438 del
>>264427
He is a bad home. No young neets should be around him.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 07:27:36 [Preview] No.264439 del
>>264436
Ezekiel is a kike demon


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 07:28:47 [Preview] No.264440 del
>>264436
>>264439
Ezekiel needed a few seroquels and some dexies.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 07:29:15 [Preview] No.264441 del
Shitey should go hang out with Monk.
the could go get a kebab together, then have a few beers, dexies and a couple lines.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 07:30:47 [Preview] No.264442 del
>>264436
>>264439
>>264440
https://youtube.com/watch?v=6CnQDDT2ryc [Embed]


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 07:30:57 [Preview] No.264443 del
>>264441
He does not need corrupting.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 07:31:54 [Preview] No.264444 del
>>264431
I had one once.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 07:32:21 [Preview] No.264445 del
>>264443
He may corrupt Monk.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 07:33:34 [Preview] No.264446 del
>>264445
Monk needs solid boong woman to slap him into shape when he's being too much of a boring.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 07:33:44 [Preview] No.264447 del
Smoke your bong cunt
https://youtube.com/watch?v=rIJXQE8kB6U [Embed]


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 07:33:55 [Preview] No.264448 del
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Look at those dainty ankles, that shapely but not excessive arse. Monk's not making a punt, he's making a blue chip investment.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 07:35:07 [Preview] No.264449 del
>>264445
>>264446
Of a boong, I mean.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 07:35:16 [Preview] No.264450 del
>>264446
your a boring


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 07:36:12 [Preview] No.264451 del
>>264448
Straight to the glue factory.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 07:40:38 [Preview] No.264452 del
>>264423
How much do you get if when you win?


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 07:42:29 [Preview] No.264453 del
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>>264451
If horses are brown, why is glue white?


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 07:43:57 [Preview] No.264455 del
>>264453
Probably bleach or some bleaching agents.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 07:44:56 [Preview] No.264456 del
>>264453
The skin is used to make cheap leather couches and stuff.
The glue comes from their spermies.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 07:45:54 [Preview] No.264457 del
imagine being a japanese race horse owner and just cutting its stupid giant head off with a samurai sword when it loses


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 07:46:47 [Preview] No.264458 del
>>264457
Then straight to Clag's.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 07:47:42 [Preview] No.264459 del
4 beers in and still no buzz. Saw a car drive past with a newly married couple. Wonder how many times they'll fuck tonight?


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 07:48:18 [Preview] No.264460 del
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NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 07:50:09 [Preview] No.264461 del
>>264456
>tfw you've eaten horse jizz


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 07:50:33 [Preview] No.264462 del
i CUM mould


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 07:51:54 [Preview] No.264463 del
>>264462
Based?


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 07:52:40 [Preview] No.264464 del
>>264373
Ceiling extractor fans left on are the big firestarters


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 07:54:13 [Preview] No.264465 del
>>264459
Have a wank.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 07:55:05 [Preview] No.264466 del
roast lamb and veggies for dindins so GET FUCKED


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 07:55:58 [Preview] No.264467 del
>>264396
All I have is a burger patty but no bun


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 07:55:59 [Preview] No.264468 del
large
bulge


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 07:56:32 [Preview] No.264469 del
I'm going to not drink for a few nights.
This has become a bit of a bad habit.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 07:56:41 [Preview] No.264470 del
Didn't actually put $800 on. I might chuck down a 50 or a 20 though.
Also I'd like you all to know that I'm from a pretty good home, Mum was a great homemaker and for my young years we always had a Christmas tree and all that jazz.

@Wombo, do you know anything about racing algorithms? I could easily crawl the sportsbet site for a given race and figure out a simple place bet difference on the bookies top three but I don't know the actual maths behind it.

>>264441
He actually should
I could teach him the chad ways and be a source of high quality intoxicants, and he could introduce me to ethnic women and teach me the ways of a sophisticated, turtle caring productive uni student life.
Me and Shitey could well be hanging out in South Melbourne now drinking pints and having nose beers and dexies but here am I, Shiteyless and alone.
He is too straight, I am too bong, we'd balance each other out well.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 07:56:55 [Preview] No.264471 del
>>264467
fuck yeah


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 08:02:12 [Preview] No.264472 del


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 08:02:22 [Preview] No.264473 del
That feel when you will never spot Shitey on the bench press as he pushes a new PR


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 08:02:57 [Preview] No.264474 del
nuro worked as a courtesan in colonial era hong kong


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 08:03:06 [Preview] No.264475 del
37 minutes


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 08:04:34 [Preview] No.264476 del
>>264475
hotdurger, hamdog


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 08:07:03 [Preview] No.264477 del
I'm going to not drink for a few nights.
This has become a bit of a bad habit.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 08:08:18 [Preview] No.264478 del
Thoughts wombie?


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 08:08:34 [Preview] No.264479 del
scoot scoot!!!!


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 08:09:30 [Preview] No.264480 del
>>264459
>>264470
> here am I, Shiteyless and alone.
iktf


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 08:10:21 [Preview] No.264481 del
Off my guts.
It's quite nice.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 08:10:30 [Preview] No.264482 del
>>264478
Not sure Red Can Man is going to make it over, but those numbers are fine.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 08:11:07 [Preview] No.264483 del
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NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 08:11:37 [Preview] No.264484 del
>>264482
Key Cee or Truly Great are probably better than Red Can Man.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 08:12:11 [Preview] No.264485 del
i'm so mad i shit blood


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 08:12:20 [Preview] No.264486 del
>>264483
That seriously looked like some kind of Chinese Takeaway that had overflowed for a second.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 08:13:51 [Preview] No.264487 del
>>264469
Good NEET.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 08:14:07 [Preview] No.264488 del
>>264483
Crunchy peanut butter?


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 08:14:18 [Preview] No.264489 del
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NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 08:14:57 [Preview] No.264490 del
>>264477
Good NEET.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 08:15:48 [Preview] No.264491 del
im a bad neet


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 08:17:19 [Preview] No.264492 del
150 on
Lets fucking go cunts


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 08:17:40 [Preview] No.264493 del
kitten chow mein


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 08:19:15 [Preview] No.264494 del
10th can, first cone
I am a fucking keen bean right now


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 08:19:29 [Preview] No.264495 del
>>264489
Equilibrium has a good samurai sword fight at the end.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 08:20:04 [Preview] No.264496 del
>>264492
20 minutes


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 08:20:30 [Preview] No.264497 del
>>264495
A great film which I have forgotten about for many years.
I might torrent it and veg out if the nags get up


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 08:20:54 [Preview] No.264498 del
>>264493
It's Chicken Chow Meow.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 08:24:52 [Preview] No.264499 del
Weber posted the NEET gen discord once


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 08:25:07 [Preview] No.264500 del
Downloading the new Mandalorian episode, in 4K!


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 08:26:50 [Preview] No.264501 del
shoud i watch that mandorin space wars sieries?


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 08:27:04 [Preview] No.264502 del
>>264499
What was his display picture?


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 08:27:32 [Preview] No.264503 del
>>264494
Wanna do some gay shit?


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 08:27:42 [Preview] No.264504 del
>>264498
>Chicken
he doesnt know...


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 08:27:57 [Preview] No.264505 del
>>264501
You should watch the Ascot race on Sky 1 in 12 minutes


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 08:28:19 [Preview] No.264506 del
>>264498
Good bantered


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 08:29:58 [Preview] No.264507 del
Could the man himself, the Webgasm please post the music he will be hearing during the racing dog food show?


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 08:31:14 [Preview] No.264508 del
i hate women


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 08:31:25 [Preview] No.264509