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NEET General #265 - Gangsta Edition NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 09:52:05 [Preview] No. 264630
Put your hands up. Do you want to live?

OLD: >>263607


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 09:52:39 [Preview] No.264631 del
How does he do it?


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 09:54:07 [Preview] No.264633 del
Wombo dealing with bookies and horses.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 09:54:46 [Preview] No.264635 del
Please delete my shit thread Chook Killer


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 09:55:18 [Preview] No.264638 del
Come on Kiki Coco!!!!


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 09:56:31 [Preview] No.264640 del
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>>264630
>Do you want to live?


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 09:57:37 [Preview] No.264641 del
Did mong's horse win?


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 09:58:01 [Preview] No.264642 del
>>264641
Both
Doubled my money


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 09:58:38 [Preview] No.264644 del
>>264642
Post stubs


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 09:58:51 [Preview] No.264645 del
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>>264640
We dont want you to think, We want you to boong


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 09:59:42 [Preview] No.264646 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=lvxET1lcAnY [Embed]

That guitar solo.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 09:59:43 [Preview] No.264647 del
>>264635
>>264645
They were both good threads.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 10:00:04 [Preview] No.264648 del
Enjoying good will hunting so far.
I am hungry and out of food.
Suffering.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 10:00:50 [Preview] No.264649 del
>>264648
It's a good film.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 10:01:22 [Preview] No.264650 del
>>264648
It’s not a bad fillum.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 10:01:42 [Preview] No.264651 del


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 10:02:42 [Preview] No.264652 del
>>264648
I have 1/4 of a personal pizza left that i cant eat. i picked all the pinapple off it sorry


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 10:03:18 [Preview] No.264653 del
$10 down the drain on Kiki


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 10:03:57 [Preview] No.264654 del
>>264649
>>264650
Highly overrated. Watch the bourne identity instead.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 10:04:07 [Preview] No.264655 del
>>264630
I was hoping for a soft and moist addition, kind of a ying and yang.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 10:04:13 [Preview] No.264656 del
Well, he placed, so thats 6 bucks.
Straight to Liquorland


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 10:04:18 [Preview] No.264657 del
>>264651
Any to the glue factory?


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 10:04:58 [Preview] No.264658 del
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>>264652
You can do it m8. Do you think I got to where I am by refusing to eat the whole pizza?


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 10:09:22 [Preview] No.264659 del
Toowoomba 7 looks good


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 10:09:31 [Preview] No.264660 del
That burger patty wasn't enough. Fried up some dumplings as well.

>>264613
Cheers!


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 10:10:11 [Preview] No.264661 del
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What horse should monk invest his winnings and savings on next?


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 10:10:22 [Preview] No.264662 del
>>264659
Just stop.
When Wombo goes to bed the horses start acting irrationally.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 10:11:08 [Preview] No.264663 del
>>264662
$56 on Toowoomba 7


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 10:13:38 [Preview] No.264664 del
>>264662
Wombo's global influence wanes


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 10:14:13 [Preview] No.264665 del
>>264664
The horses are just cheeky buggers


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 10:14:51 [Preview] No.264666 del
>>264663
You're never going to make it big with only $56. You're on a winning streak tonight, and you need to ride it all the way. Go all in.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 10:14:52 [Preview] No.264667 del
>>264662
Wombo's ruin


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 10:17:25 [Preview] No.264668 del
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Having a heineken 0.0. Bit out of sorts. Got a call from the boss, have to work tomorrow. Feel like getting a sixpack of the real deal.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 10:17:28 [Preview] No.264669 del
>>264666
I'm riding it all the way to Liquorland, right now


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 10:17:29 [Preview] No.264670 del
>>264665
Silly billy fillies.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 10:20:45 [Preview] No.264671 del
>>264668
You cutie! Have a good nights sleep.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 10:24:35 [Preview] No.264672 del
I frequently text and call a friend of mine from highschool and have done so for five years now.
She is the only friend I have other than you lot. For the last few months she has been:
>texting less often
>making shorter texts
>not responding to some of my texts
>not calling me and saying she is too busy to take my calls
What should I do? She is at uni now so I could believe she is actually just busy.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 10:26:47 [Preview] No.264673 del
>>264672
Just respond in kind.
Don’t blow things up, but don’t invest too much time into the friendship.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 10:29:37 [Preview] No.264674 del
>>264672
This >>264673 many sperg outs have destroyed friends.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 10:29:53 [Preview] No.264675 del
Good night NEETs. Sleep right.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 10:31:02 [Preview] No.264676 del
>>264672
You should ask a board full of friendless social retards for advice, and do exactly what they tell you, because they're sure to know the right thing to do.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 10:31:04 [Preview] No.264677 del
LAO GAN MA YOU WICKED OLD CHINESE WHORE


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 10:32:01 [Preview] No.264678 del
>>264630
>Do you want to live?
no


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 10:32:02 [Preview] No.264679 del
>>264673
>>264674
Alright.
I think she might go back to normal once she is done with uni.
Not having any friends at all is a concerning thought for me.

>>264676
Nobody here is friendless; we all have each other.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 10:32:45 [Preview] No.264680 del
>>264631
With style and aplomb!


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 10:33:54 [Preview] No.264681 del
>>264652
>personal pizza
As opposed to someone else's?


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 10:34:56 [Preview] No.264682 del
I am still disgusted by nuro's shit.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 10:35:14 [Preview] No.264683 del
>>264668
Stay strong and overcome the boong lyfe once and for all!


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 10:37:02 [Preview] No.264684 del
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Goodnight NEETs


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 10:37:27 [Preview] No.264685 del
Won 7 bucks on Toowoomba.
Back from Liquorland, two drunk English girls were exiting a bar and asking me, jokingly, where my mask was. They were turped. I strategically slowled down and avoided them when I was at the liquorland. Seemed like nice girls and pretty decent looking too. I wasn't in the mood.

>>264672
Female friends aren't real. Admit to yourself you want to fuck her.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 10:37:48 [Preview] No.264686 del
>>264675
Night m8


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 10:38:11 [Preview] No.264687 del
>>264682
I treat every generically-named spoilered pic as if it's going to be a shit pic, and as soon as I see anything that resembles a toilet I instantly stop it from loading.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 10:38:28 [Preview] No.264688 del
>>264685
Should have given them Wombo’s card


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 10:38:56 [Preview] No.264689 del
>>264684
Night neet


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 10:39:01 [Preview] No.264690 del
>>264679
>I think she might go back to normal once she is done with uni
That's not how it works m8.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 10:39:24 [Preview] No.264691 del
>>264672
Stop texting her.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 10:40:11 [Preview] No.264692 del
>>264684
Goodnight oriental fancier.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 10:40:16 [Preview] No.264693 del
>>264687
> I see anything that resembles a toilet I instantly stop it from loading.
I miss NK as well m8


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 10:40:26 [Preview] No.264694 del
To be perfectly honest I almost had a feel of one of these girls' asses as they were walking infront of me.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 10:40:34 [Preview] No.264695 del
PUT THAT PUSSY ON A PEDESTAL


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 10:40:44 [Preview] No.264696 del
>>264685
No, she is quite fat, promiscuous and non-white.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 10:41:52 [Preview] No.264697 del
>>264696
Why would any of this matter?


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 10:43:52 [Preview] No.264698 del
>>264697
The first two: yes.
The last is contingent on what exactly her race is: Wog/Abo
So all three matter in terms of fucking her.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 10:45:12 [Preview] No.264699 del
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>>264678
Then there would be one less neet, and that would be sad.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 10:45:22 [Preview] No.264700 del
Shitey and the hapa can still make it work.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 10:47:53 [Preview] No.264701 del
>>264694
Remember it's only sexual assault if you're ugly


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 10:48:53 [Preview] No.264702 del
>>264699
You'd never know I was gone


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 10:49:28 [Preview] No.264703 del
That Chink black vinegar is pretty tasty


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 10:49:29 [Preview] No.264704 del
>>264701
Wonbo and Harvey Weinstein are twins


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 10:49:29 [Preview] No.264705 del
$10 on Silver Tycoon (14) at the Turffontein 2, 1600m.

Never knew I'd be betting on horses in south africa but here we are


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 10:50:15 [Preview] No.264706 del
>>264705
Stop 🛑


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 10:50:56 [Preview] No.264707 del
>>264706
Mate, just you wait until Crown is open again


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 10:51:26 [Preview] No.264708 del
>>264678
Seriously mate, please don't do top yourself.
Is there anything you want to talk about?


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 10:51:56 [Preview] No.264709 del
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NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 10:52:44 [Preview] No.264710 del
>>264709
Heh
What’s for breakfast, Big Fella?


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 10:54:14 [Preview] No.264711 del
>>264710
Frenchie toast with garlic and lotsa salt.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 11:01:00 [Preview] No.264712 del
Lets go Silver Tycoon!


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 11:01:27 [Preview] No.264713 del
Gamblor has enslaved the NEET, along with Dan.

What an abomination.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 11:06:07 [Preview] No.264714 del
(20.50 MB 1280x720 Redgum - Long Run.mp4)
Youtube threw this at me face.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 11:11:01 [Preview] No.264715 del
>>264714
Pretty good


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 11:13:50 [Preview] No.264716 del
Tycoon came second.
No win.

Cone.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 11:19:37 [Preview] No.264717 del
I'd like to see a breakdown of how frequently women are addicted to gambling compared to men.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 11:19:50 [Preview] No.264718 del
>>264716
No more bets please.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 11:21:23 [Preview] No.264719 del
>>264718
Just let him alone! He's living his best life!


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 11:24:29 [Preview] No.264720 del
>>264718
There's the Lingfield 1 in 12 minutes. Favourite is at 4.75 which does not inspire confidence.
I'm gonna pack it in for the night and walk away with my $346.88.
I'm fuming at how youtube puts ads in the middle of songs. I really need to dedicate a machine or a VM on the network to DNS filter ads locally.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 11:27:34 [Preview] No.264721 del
>>264720
I use ublock on google chrome, no ads anywhere.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 11:29:02 [Preview] No.264722 del
>>264721
I should clarify that I mean the youtube app on my TV.
and incognito tabs


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 11:29:40 [Preview] No.264723 del
>>264722
ahh, well theres your problem.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 11:33:51 [Preview] No.264724 del
>>264721
>ublock on google chrome
jfl, reddit tier.
Use ublock origin, preferably on firefox or a fork.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 11:36:28 [Preview] No.264725 del
>>264724
Firefox runs like dogshit on my laptop, also I use ublock origin.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 11:38:05 [Preview] No.264726 del
>>264724
I use AdBlock


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 11:39:58 [Preview] No.264727 del
>>264721
Same on firefox. I pity adcucks.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 11:43:48 [Preview] No.264728 del
>>264727
One of my friends constantly complains about ads on youtube, he always tries to show me some lame comedian on his phone when we go to the pub only to be interrupted by an ad, I always tell him, get some sort of adblock, they have them for phones too, and he's like no, they have to make their money somehow.

He's such a god damn normie.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 11:44:11 [Preview] No.264729 del
>>264725
>>264725
>also I use ublock origin
sorry, i am fairly drunk atm


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 11:50:28 [Preview] No.264730 del
>>264728
>when we go to the pub
>He's such a god damn normie


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 11:51:09 [Preview] No.264731 del
I use BlueBlock


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 11:52:11 [Preview] No.264732 del
>>264730
Very clever.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 11:52:36 [Preview] No.264733 del
>>264728
I also don't have an adblocker on my phone despite being an IT faggot
I'm well aware of how well a browser extension can interact with your browser session but for some reason I feel installing an app is scary or something

I'm such a techno-normie these days


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 11:59:47 [Preview] No.264734 del
I block my own cock


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 12:07:02 [Preview] No.264735 del
I'M IN THE SPIRIT OF OUR CRUI-SAY
AS I TARGET MORE HEADS THAN A PRIEST OF ASH WEDNESDAY
I'M THE ORANGE JUMP SUIT THATS TAILOR MADE
I'M THE NEET WITH THE HORSE WIN ALREADY PAID
I'M THE MONITOR GLARE I'M THE LONELY BREATHING!

https://youtube.com/watch?v=ZuG-IsivaDw [Embed]


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 12:13:09 [Preview] No.264736 del
>>264735
You gonna post the same song every night now?


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 12:20:09 [Preview] No.264737 del
>>264736
While I'm pumping it, yes
Usually only play a song on repeat for a few days


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 13:05:41 [Preview] No.264738 del
If someone called the after hours phone now I would be so boongishly unequipped to deal with it


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 13:17:35 [Preview] No.264739 del
I'm approaching maggoted


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 17:14:13 [Preview] No.264740 del
Good catch up, enjoyed Mong moments.
Can't sleep because of the heat and indigestion.
Saw some lightning.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 17:16:53 [Preview] No.264741 del
>>264740
I am up. Thunder and Lightning sent Doggo troppo. I had to put some music on to drown it out.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 17:33:13 [Preview] No.264742 del
Air con on, going to put some trackies on.
Watching this at 4am, not because I'm hungry, I'm just a fatty.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 17:34:39 [Preview] No.264743 del
>>264741
Doggo is staying very close to me, I think he is going a bit weird because of it too.
A bit funny because he is going deaf and blind.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 17:35:31 [Preview] No.264744 del
>>264742
indon neet here, how the hell is it 4am there when you are literally below us


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 17:37:46 [Preview] No.264745 del
>>264743
They can feel the thunder in the air. The change of pressure. Freaks them out.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 17:38:43 [Preview] No.264746 del
>>264745
Although one time Doggo did freak out when he heard a thunder sound effect from Minecraft that I was playing.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 17:39:37 [Preview] No.264747 del
I can taste second dinner coming back up.
I diced an onion, fried it. Then put a can of tuna in. I put some white pepper, thyme and parsley in it (I have no dill) then put half a can of corn in.
In a different pot I cooked two packets of 2min nopodles, with some oyster sauce.
I pushed the tuna mix to one side then fried two eggs in the pan, then mixed the egg and tuna together.
I drained the noodles and put them in a bowl, then put the tuna/corn/egg thing on top.
Tasted pretty good but the onion is coming back to haunt me.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 17:40:02 [Preview] No.264748 del
>>264744
This is what happens when your education consists of nothing but Quran memorisation.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 17:40:40 [Preview] No.264749 del
>>264747
>I have no dill
Is this a metaphor for the state of your life?

Food for thought.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 17:40:58 [Preview] No.264750 del
>>264747
Just reading the description is making me feel like it is coming back up.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 17:42:01 [Preview] No.264751 del
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>>264744
Not from this angle.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 17:42:40 [Preview] No.264752 del


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 17:43:09 [Preview] No.264753 del
>>264749
>Food for thought.
This is an interesting meme, that makes me think.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 17:43:50 [Preview] No.264754 del
>>264750
It was just the onion.
I also have no crushed garlic.
Would've been better with some.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 17:44:10 [Preview] No.264755 del
Got a pimple in my ear.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 17:44:47 [Preview] No.264756 del
>>264755
Leave it alone, you will just make it worse.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 17:46:01 [Preview] No.264757 del
>>264748
>implying i'm muslim

>>264751
kek


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 17:47:05 [Preview] No.264758 del
>>264756
But it'll be so satisfying to pop.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 17:48:11 [Preview] No.264759 del
>>264757
What time is it there?


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 17:49:21 [Preview] No.264760 del
>>264758
Don't touch it.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 17:50:28 [Preview] No.264761 del
>>264759
my place? 1:50 am. there's like 3 different time zones in this country.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 17:51:32 [Preview] No.264762 del
Nuro better give me a (You) when he does catch up.
These flavour of memes are right up his ally.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 17:51:59 [Preview] No.264763 del
>>264760
It wants to be touched.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 17:52:25 [Preview] No.264764 del
>>264762
>when he does catch up


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 17:54:11 [Preview] No.264765 del
>>264714
>tfw you will never be a V.V. with a twitch and a thousand yard stare.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 17:54:12 [Preview] No.264766 del
>>264761
You should go to sleep.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 17:55:46 [Preview] No.264767 del
>>264714
Cool clip.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 17:58:08 [Preview] No.264768 del
>>264764
All the good NEETs do, I'm sure he goes through all the posts twice.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 17:59:10 [Preview] No.264769 del
>>264766
i'm still contemplating about doing something productive after procrastinating all day but thanks for the reminder, i'll go soon enough.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 17:59:57 [Preview] No.264770 del
>>264768
He will turn on you like a rabid dog.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 18:03:23 [Preview] No.264771 del
Morning neeties. Trying to come up with a list of movies and games that should be released once the bat flu ends.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 18:03:35 [Preview] No.264772 del
>>264769
Start the procrastination fresh tomorrow.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 18:03:53 [Preview] No.264773 del
Rain!


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 18:04:24 [Preview] No.264774 del
>>264770
He doesn't know who he is attacking.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 18:04:40 [Preview] No.264775 del
>>264771
Morning.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 18:05:10 [Preview] No.264776 del
>>264771
Good morning.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 18:08:06 [Preview] No.264777 del
>>264771
Tenet
The Batman
Godzilla vs Kong
No Time To Die
Hitman 3


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 18:08:36 [Preview] No.264778 del
>>264774
His NEET lore lets him down.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 18:09:13 [Preview] No.264779 del
>>264777
>The Batman
Is that how they are freshening the franchise up, putting a "The" in front of it?


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 18:12:37 [Preview] No.264780 del
>>264779
Why? Doesn't that make a difference?
-- T. Hard to Please Neet


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 18:23:52 [Preview] No.264781 del
I took Doggo out to go to the toilet. Lightning everywhere. I was concerned the metal part of his leash might attract it.

There was loud thunder which upset him again after the music inside had soothed him. He is agitated again now.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 18:35:47 [Preview] No.264782 del
Millennials, the Dying Children
>I am one of the oldest millennials. Something terrifying is happening to us. We are dying while we are still children. We men are going bald, and the ladies are starting to sag. We have graying hair. Our eyes crinkle when we smile. We have unsightly fat deposits that are going nowhere.

https://archive.fo/KOHS3

Interesting article might be relevant to some NEETs.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 18:46:02 [Preview] No.264783 del
>>264781
Have you tried wanking him off?


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 18:49:23 [Preview] No.264784 del
>>264783
Of course.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 19:01:56 [Preview] No.264785 del
>>264781
Have you tried giving him some goon to calm him down?


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 19:04:07 [Preview] No.264786 del
>>264785
Yes that is the only way I can get him to let me wank him off.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 19:20:56 [Preview] No.264787 del
Morning all


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 19:30:39 [Preview] No.264788 del


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 19:36:49 [Preview] No.264789 del
>>264017
>$25 on Manchester United to beat West Brom
Kick off 0630
>$25 on Chelsea to beat Newcastle
Won $37.00
>$25 on Levante to beat Elche Cf
Lost (they drew 1-1)
>$25 on Sevilla to beat Celta Vigo
Won $42.50


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 19:39:20 [Preview] No.264790 del
>>264782
I had to use a proxy to view that link as it was not resolving.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 19:57:53 [Preview] No.264791 del
https://www.adelaidenow.com.au/truecrimeaustralia/police-courts/veteran-nurse-tracy-joan-dawkins-jailed-for-more-than-four-years-for-a-bizarre-20minute-service-station-robbery-spree/news-story/0af4d654b1eb64d03186dc2ffcea656b

a knife-wielding woman who robbed three Adelaide service stations in just 20 minutes has been revealed, in court, as a veteran nurse and mother-of-two earning $90,000 a year


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 20:08:46 [Preview] No.264792 del
>>264791
Benzos.
Leave that shit for Nuro


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 20:29:38 [Preview] No.264793 del
I am making bacon, egg & cheese rolls if anybody would like one.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 20:32:42 [Preview] No.264794 del
>>264791
>That did not lessen the seriousness of her offending, however, for which he imposed an 18-month non-parole period.
I don't understand why she only got this punishment besides being a woman?


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 20:34:16 [Preview] No.264795 del
>>264793
Could I please have one and one image of them please.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 20:36:51 [Preview] No.264796 del
>>264789
You could've won more if you bet more, and on longer odds. You just gotta have confidence in yourself.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 20:49:59 [Preview] No.264797 del
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Will the neet compound have a dojo so that autistic neets can train to become blademasters?


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 20:52:25 [Preview] No.264798 del
>>264797
Yes, but Sensei NEET will keep watch over the blades to prevent seppuku after "XX standards last night"


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 20:56:00 [Preview] No.264799 del
Goo Mornin Nees


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 20:57:12 [Preview] No.264800 del
fuck it's hot and humid and gross in my house right now


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 20:59:39 [Preview] No.264801 del
>>264799
Good morning Nuro.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 21:02:24 [Preview] No.264802 del
>>264800
That's just because you haven't washed your neetstick.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 21:04:09 [Preview] No.264803 del
>>264794
There was this guy on my street, he robbed the BP about 150m from where he lived. No mask, walked home. pigs nabbed him straightaway. he told me he did it to pay off a friends drug debt.

Druggies brains just dont work like ours.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 21:07:40 [Preview] No.264804 del
>>264801
good morning have a Ivchenko-Progress D-18T Turbofan


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 21:09:06 [Preview] No.264805 del
>>264803
>Druggies brains just dont work like ours.
Understandable, but it still doesn't really compute for me on $90k a year.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 21:09:42 [Preview] No.264806 del
>>264804
I thought that was some kind of butt plug.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 21:13:30 [Preview] No.264807 del
>The Dutch government has introduced new rules which will allow doctors to spike the drinks of patients with sleeping pills ahead of administering euthanasia drugs.
>The rules are intended to prevent patients from becoming violent ahead of their planned deaths.
>Officials were forced to introduce the regulations after a murder conviction of a doctor was overturned on appeal.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8972679/Dutch-doctors-allowed-sedate-euthanasia-patients-death.html


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 21:14:16 [Preview] No.264808 del
>>264806
m8, you haven't really lived until you've experienced a Ivchenko-Progress D-18T Turbofan powered coffee enema.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 21:14:54 [Preview] No.264809 del
>>264807
Based dutchies. They were always the true nordic master race.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 21:17:14 [Preview] No.264810 del
>>264806
one track mind

>>264808
kek


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 21:18:45 [Preview] No.264811 del


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 21:19:24 [Preview] No.264812 del
>>264780
The NEET*


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 21:19:51 [Preview] No.264813 del
>>264781
What music were you making him listen to?


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 21:23:17 [Preview] No.264814 del
Boomer
>Pictured: Humble childhood of online shopping tycoon Matthew Moulding who lived in a house with an outside toilet and went on to land £830MILLION payout from his company The Hut Group
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8969405/Childhood-pictures-reveal-humble-origins-self-online-shopping-tycoon.html


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NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 21:25:02 [Preview] No.264816 del
>>264793
I would very much like one, thank you.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 21:25:19 [Preview] No.264817 del
>>264804
>druggies brains dont work like ours


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 21:25:44 [Preview] No.264818 del
>>264799
Did you like my early morning memes I posted for you?


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 21:40:18 [Preview] No.264819 del
>>264817
nah i was just watching this you sperg

>>264818
i am hungover and have not caught up nor will i


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 21:41:08 [Preview] No.264820 del
oops link https://youtube.com/watch?v=IqT-IugbR3Q [Embed]


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 21:44:39 [Preview] No.264821 del
>>264820
>20 minutes
This is how you spend your sunday?
Go to church you lazy reprobate


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 21:48:29 [Preview] No.264822 del
>>264821
>Go to church you lazy reprobate


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 21:50:33 [Preview] No.264823 del
how does overtime in soccer work?
the fuckers are now at 90 minutes + 2 minutes over time
i just want my money


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 21:56:10 [Preview] No.264824 del
>>264823
now it over after 5 extra minutes


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 21:56:34 [Preview] No.264825 del
>>264821
im actually watching the madalorian


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 22:00:47 [Preview] No.264826 del
how tf does this website work


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 22:01:38 [Preview] No.264827 del
oh ok guess Ive figured it out


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 22:08:44 [Preview] No.264828 del
>>264819
>have not caught up nor will i


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 22:09:39 [Preview] No.264829 del
Question:
Is HJ's back up and open?


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 22:10:48 [Preview] No.264830 del
>>264826
use .org domain and un-check the checkbox or press refresh button instead of refreshing the page manually.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 22:13:19 [Preview] No.264831 del
>>264829
Ring them!


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 22:15:51 [Preview] No.264832 del
>>264742
Good morning

>>264747
>tinned tuna and fried egg
Interesting choice of feed


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 22:18:32 [Preview] No.264833 del
>>264777
>Tenet
Never gonna happen! You had your chance a few months back to see it at the coronama.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 22:19:31 [Preview] No.264834 del
>>264829
Should be.
Pondering KFC for lunch. Haven't had it in over a week.


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NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 22:25:05 [Preview] No.264837 del
>>264829
As in your local store or the website/app?


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 22:26:23 [Preview] No.264838 del
>>264834
Zinger box with a 6 pack of wicked wings.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 22:26:50 [Preview] No.264839 del
>>264837
The stores, everything was on lockdown until last night.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 22:28:24 [Preview] No.264840 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ohxGA7fpfu0 [Embed]


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 22:28:34 [Preview] No.264841 del
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left over roast lamb with fancy hasbrowns and olives for breakfast. Lads i dare say i am in FLAVOURTOWN


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 22:28:49 [Preview] No.264842 del
>>264834
I can't do fast-food joints on weekends. Just too hectic. And when the kids are under that sort of pressure mistakes will inevitably be made (ie. incorrect orders made/give, hands not washed thoroughly etc.)


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 22:30:17 [Preview] No.264843 del
>>264841
Looking based.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 22:31:49 [Preview] No.264844 del
>>264841
Too much slack.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 22:32:06 [Preview] No.264845 del
Might become an programmer of minecraft mods.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 22:34:35 [Preview] No.264846 del
>>264842
>hands not washed thoroughly
Dreaded wank hands touching your food.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 22:34:57 [Preview] No.264847 del
>>264839
>everything was on lockdown
For you!


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 22:36:12 [Preview] No.264848 del
>>264840
thats like that stunt they did with the dirt bike riding flat out on water.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 22:40:18 [Preview] No.264849 del


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 22:46:22 [Preview] No.264850 del
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this meme has legs


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 22:47:30 [Preview] No.264851 del


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 22:48:47 [Preview] No.264852 del
Off to Dans


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 22:51:22 [Preview] No.264853 del
dan dan
penis man


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 22:53:45 [Preview] No.264854 del
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NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 22:59:34 [Preview] No.264855 del
thunda dunda


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 23:03:07 [Preview] No.264856 del
Has anyone ever read Manly P Hall's lectures on the occult? They sound interesting, but when I actually get into them, he turns out to be waffling and boring.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 23:04:01 [Preview] No.264857 del
the occult is very boring
the opossum is where it's at


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 23:08:36 [Preview] No.264858 del
trying a tetley cold tea infusion


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 23:08:37 [Preview] No.264859 del
My breaky run has put me in a foul mood.
They made me wait in the parking bay and I am now all hot and sweaty.
The Breaky burger was shit.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 23:09:39 [Preview] No.264860 del
>>264855
Big ol' Thundadunda


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 23:10:33 [Preview] No.264861 del
>>264859
>I am now all hot and sweaty.
Did you use the air conditioner?

>The Breaky burger was shit.
That sucks. I normally get the "BIG BBQ BREKKY WRAP"


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 23:12:59 [Preview] No.264862 del
thinking about waging for a bit tonight just to catch up on some things


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 23:14:13 [Preview] No.264863 del
>>264861
>air con
Not in the car.
It's actually a bit cooler now.
There was a light shower.
The wrap itself tasted weird when I tried it, the bread tasted cardboard-y and plastic-y.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 23:14:48 [Preview] No.264864 del
>>264862
I think about that often but never do it.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 23:17:49 [Preview] No.264866 del
>>264858
it was nice


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 23:19:16 [Preview] No.264867 del
opened the back door thinking there might be a cool breeze
how stupid i was


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 23:24:19 [Preview] No.264868 del
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>>264856
i highly recommend william coopers radio series "Mystery Babylon"

https://youtube.com/watch?v=HmR2IZjuMVc [Embed]


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 23:29:06 [Preview] No.264870 del
>>264869
I prefer the previous video.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 23:31:06 [Preview] No.264871 del
Back from Dans


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 23:33:00 [Preview] No.264872 del
>>264856
>manly pee hall


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 23:33:44 [Preview] No.264873 del
>>264871
What did you acquire?


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 23:34:13 [Preview] No.264874 del
>Long story short: clean out the lint in your dryer, folks.
>The RFS are calling on Australians to clean out their lint after every load, claiming it’s one of the top ten reasons a person’s house might go up in flames.
https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/home/fire-brigade-reveal-mistake-that-could-cost-you-your-house/news-story/9acc9df58389adffd1da42de8cdc591d


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 23:34:54 [Preview] No.264875 del
>>264863
Should've went with the $5 coffee and toastie deal


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 23:34:54 [Preview] No.264876 del
>>264874
I thought everybody knew this.
I have never used the one in my house. I do not trust it.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 23:35:32 [Preview] No.264877 del
>>264875
their toasties are shithouse


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 23:36:05 [Preview] No.264878 del
>>264867
Greeted by a hot wind?


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 23:36:43 [Preview] No.264879 del
>>264873
alcohol


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 23:37:24 [Preview] No.264880 del
>>264876
A lot of people own washing machines for years and then "discover" they have to clean them out.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 23:37:40 [Preview] No.264881 del
>>264879
Big drink?


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 23:38:12 [Preview] No.264882 del
>>264876
they are great for lazy wagies

my washing machine has a 15 minute cycle, then can throw a shirt in the dryer and its dry in 10minutes

i can literally wear one set of work clothes the entire week


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 23:38:33 [Preview] No.264883 del
>>264877
I thought you were >>264835


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 23:38:53 [Preview] No.264884 del
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Only Nuro will get this.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 23:39:24 [Preview] No.264885 del
>>264875
Yeah, I should've.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 23:40:50 [Preview] No.264886 del
>>264884
Hopefully he's still posting here as he never got around to reply to >>264762


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 23:40:56 [Preview] No.264887 del
>>264883
I was, he wasn't.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 23:42:06 [Preview] No.264888 del
Paying the tax. Fell asleep on the couch after Allah knows how many standards. I think 3 six packs.
I was feeling pretty fine all day and night until I guess I hit my limit and all of a sudden I'm wasted and stubbed my tow on the couch.
Not the worst hangover though. Having my final beer for breakky. Last day of after hours, thank fuck. I'll get my shit together next week.
Drunk me was even kind enough to leave open some decent tabs of porno for my morning wank.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 23:42:11 [Preview] No.264889 del
>>264883
i was just randomly inserting myself into a conversation


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 23:43:08 [Preview] No.264890 del
any other neets suffered from worms ?


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 23:43:46 [Preview] No.264891 del
>>264890
i bet 10k has from eating that dirty girls arse


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 23:44:56 [Preview] No.264892 del
>>264886
He is a bad NEET that doesn't care for us.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 23:45:14 [Preview] No.264893 del
>>264888
>Having my final beer for breakky.
>I'll get my shit together next week.
That or Board Mong has an opening. Next week will determine it.

Good luck.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 23:45:31 [Preview] No.264894 del
>>264890
No, you should pick them out and put them in the garden.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 23:45:35 [Preview] No.264895 del
>>264888
>I'll get my shit together next week.
You go girl.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 23:46:02 [Preview] No.264896 del
>>264893
What if there are multiple contenders for board mong? What then?


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 23:48:52 [Preview] No.264897 del
>>264896
The crown is broken up into pieces. Each act of boongery and regret makes it grow in size towards completion.

The true King one wakes up on the floor confused on what time it is and where they are. Dan or Craig will be their first thoughts. Then they will know their place on the board.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 23:48:56 [Preview] No.264898 del
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NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 23:51:09 [Preview] No.264900 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=hdzH_aSL-6k [Embed]


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NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 23:54:56 [Preview] No.264902 del
Already fantasising about this poo girl and how I'll make her beg for my cum and finger her butthole and whatnot.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 23:56:09 [Preview] No.264903 del
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NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 23:57:11 [Preview] No.264904 del


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 23:57:55 [Preview] No.264905 del
It's good that the board has cracked down on posting of pre-pubescent children, but we need to take a harsher stance against the sexualisation of poojetas. It's disgusting.


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 23:59:42 [Preview] No.264906 del
>>264840
Kooooooooooooooool


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 23:59:45 [Preview] No.264907 del
I think I'll spend a large chunk of today hangover-wanking


NEET 11/21/2020 (Sat) 23:59:46 [Preview] No.264908 del
>>264902
Did you tell her about your mate Wombo the horse whisperer?


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 00:01:21 [Preview] No.264909 del
>>264884
Quite sad how desperate you are for its attention


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 00:02:10 [Preview] No.264910 del
>>264905
>board has cracked down on posting of pre-pubescent children
It's never been acceptable. The person that posts it is denial about their behaviour and will reflect blame onto everyone but themselves.

>harsher stance against the sexualisation of poojetas
Stories of Poojeta's go back a long time from when Monk went to India that was a few years ago.


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 00:05:36 [Preview] No.264911 del
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NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 00:08:43 [Preview] No.264912 del
>>264911
I can see the JUST in his eye. He looks so tired but goes on.


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 00:11:41 [Preview] No.264913 del
>>264911
>>264912
>the thousand whopper stare


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 00:13:08 [Preview] No.264914 del
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>>264913
More this feel


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 00:13:52 [Preview] No.264915 del
I hope this girl will stay around and cook me papadums


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 00:14:08 [Preview] No.264916 del
I have Jappy's for lunch. A sweat and spicy chicken dish (got nice heat to it) and an entry.


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 00:16:55 [Preview] No.264918 del
I don't get why she did it, was she has an incestuous relationship with him?
>Bellevue Hill: Samantha Palmer accused of stabbing her son Hugo Ball at family home
>>A mum was heard screaming outside her home in Sydney’s eastern suburbs after allegedly stabbing her own son.
>>A mother accused of stabbing her own son multiple times at their family home in Sydney’s eastern suburbs screamed “I love you” as she was escorted into the back of a police van.
https://www.news.com.au/national/nsw-act/crime/bellevue-hill-samantha-palmer-accused-of-stabbing-her-son-hugo-ball-at-family-home/news-story/1553717aef24e04a45d22089fb97b28c


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 00:18:22 [Preview] No.264919 del
>>264918
More so if this was the case, why is the media showing his face?


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 00:18:47 [Preview] No.264920 del
Imagine Shitey on the couch, writing with a serious hangover, vulnerable to NEET abuse


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 00:19:30 [Preview] No.264921 del
>>264920
Shitey is a good boy and this situation is implausible.


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 00:21:24 [Preview] No.264922 del
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>>264917
i actually took this the other day. i forgot to post it

>a bootable device not detected


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 00:23:35 [Preview] No.264923 del
>>264922
The bigger issue is those large meals not coming with the promised glass.


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 00:24:50 [Preview] No.264924 del
>>264916
An entry into what?


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 00:27:25 [Preview] No.264926 del
>>264922
Just admit you bought one of those rainbow Bursties


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 00:32:07 [Preview] No.264927 del
>>264926
hell nah, just a smokey bbq angus, just the burger


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 00:33:23 [Preview] No.264928 del
I've been drinking lots of water this morning.
Really been craving it.


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 00:34:01 [Preview] No.264929 del
fuck, forgot my flag.


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 00:35:59 [Preview] No.264930 del
>>264929
reported


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 00:36:09 [Preview] No.264931 del
>>264909
I need his love.


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 00:37:41 [Preview] No.264932 del
>>264925
Who will you invite into your threesome?


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 00:42:48 [Preview] No.264933 del
>>264932
Cruisey and Possum.
If we get another packet, those other two SA NEETs can join in.


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 00:43:20 [Preview] No.264934 del
RAINNNNNNNNNNN


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 00:43:46 [Preview] No.264935 del
>>264933
You're a very good NEET.


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 00:44:02 [Preview] No.264936 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=jAG4XXCOj48 [Embed]


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 00:45:12 [Preview] No.264937 del
23 degrees and raining. Going to get a few beers, order uber eats and wank the day away


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 00:46:38 [Preview] No.264938 del
>>264936
Jerry Reed made some great songs.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=0rdF7o08KXw [Embed]


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 00:46:56 [Preview] No.264939 del
>>264930
reported


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 00:47:15 [Preview] No.264940 del
>>264939
reported


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 00:47:42 [Preview] No.264941 del
CURSED FOREVOR


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 00:47:46 [Preview] No.264942 del
>>264924
Un-door closed


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 00:47:57 [Preview] No.264943 del
10k and Nuro need to nut in each other's bums.


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 00:48:32 [Preview] No.264944 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=osjD7mte5cQ [Embed]


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 00:50:26 [Preview] No.264945 del
>>264944
Very Pricilla-esque.


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 00:52:59 [Preview] No.264946 del
>>264944
>>264941
>>264940
>>264939
What's interesting is that you both share the same IP hash. You must be two peas in a pod.


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 00:58:48 [Preview] No.264947 del
>>264936
>The cars being 1976 models, the engines fitted to them were actually 455ci powerplants, the last year these engines were offered for sale before withdrawal.[13] All four of the cars were badly damaged during production,[14] one of which was all but destroyed during the jump over the dismantled Mulberry bridge. The Trans Am used for said jump was equipped with a booster rocket, the same type that was used by Evel Knievel during his failed Snake River Canyon jump.


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 00:59:21 [Preview] No.264948 del
I made some dahl this morning with some smoked paprika instead of the sweet paprika. The smoked is way better and I really like it. I am thinking of looking into some Hungarian recipes just to justify its use.


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 00:59:38 [Preview] No.264949 del
Dick washing time.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=44oMsDyLzHg [Embed]


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 01:00:31 [Preview] No.264950 del
>>264946
How much of this "nofun" stuff is real as opposed to nuro trying to play the victim?


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 01:01:11 [Preview] No.264951 del
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NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 01:07:10 [Preview] No.264953 del
>>264951
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
#REKT
#SHOTSFIRED
HOW WILL THAT NEET EVER RECOVER?! SICK BURNS BY NURO!!!! OHHHHHHHHHHHH


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 01:12:36 [Preview] No.264954 del
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>>264950
there is consistant low quality content comming from one asian poster who does not get our culture and jokes, he seems highly autistic and an authoritarian bootlicker opposed to nuros sense of slack

the boong neet hates nuros lavish white guy lifestyle

i doubt 10k always hated Nuro but he seemed to cross him hard when he flippantly talked about his looser alchoholic brother

personally i am a fan of the based ones antics i really dont get the hate


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 01:14:05 [Preview] No.264955 del
>>264954
I wonder who could be behind this post?!


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 01:18:17 [Preview] No.264956 del
>>264955
your split personality typed it


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 01:21:06 [Preview] No.264957 del
>>264946
Nuro eats IP hashes for breakfast!


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 01:21:09 [Preview] No.264958 del
>>264950
Someone seems to be saving what he types out and creates creepy posts with all the information with pictures of children. What reveals the other person is how they speak about what aggravate them in a very illogical manner.

>>264954
>his looser alchoholic brother
That was a nasty comment among many others posted that has been on both sides.

>i really dont get the hate
I feel the NEETs hate is more deep seeded well beyond any NEETs. It the sense that it is direct towards NEETs but at the same seems to be more representative of that NEET's hatred of who they are in life. It's very strange behaviour.


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 01:22:18 [Preview] No.264960 del
>>264948
I've got all the ingredients to make that Hungarian tater bake, just not the motivation.


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 01:23:47 [Preview] No.264961 del
>>264960
(You) can do it! I also want to see a picture of this impressive NEET meal.


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 01:25:41 [Preview] No.264962 del
>>264958
Hello nuro-dickrider,
>n-no, n-nuro isn't the pedo poster!!


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 01:27:20 [Preview] No.264963 del
46 minutes into Good Will Hunting.
Not liking it at this point. The English girl is really pissing me off. She has really bad table manners too.


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 01:27:40 [Preview] No.264964 del
>tfw schizoNEET
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Hp8r_Xjz7xM [Embed]


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 01:28:00 [Preview] No.264965 del
>>264963
Robin Williams is also a faggot in it.


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 01:28:53 [Preview] No.264966 del
big ouchie poo wont go down toilet :(


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 01:29:15 [Preview] No.264967 del
>>264965
Yeah, he is disturbingly hairy too.


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 01:31:50 [Preview] No.264968 del
>>264962
Well have a read of this >>264959 which someone else posted. It seems to very much summarise the behaviour.


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 01:32:07 [Preview] No.264969 del
>>264966
Break its back!


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 01:32:40 [Preview] No.264970 del
>>264968
(you)'d twice, for my pleasure.


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 01:37:34 [Preview] No.264971 del
If all the NEETs just embraced their unna heritage, they'd know that we are all one mob and we are a part of each other.


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NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 01:47:35 [Preview] No.264976 del
>>264972
lol, very good.
I was just listening to this, thought it was the same thing.
Looks like Austin City Limits.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=psvV10pohMw [Embed]


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NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 01:49:23 [Preview] No.264978 del
6 pack of goat and a tube of original pringles for brunch.
Approaching the 3rd hour of this wank


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 01:50:16 [Preview] No.264979 del
>>264978
>Approaching the 3rd hour of this wank
Wanking from 9 to 5.


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 01:51:48 [Preview] No.264980 del
Time for my second cup of coffee.
I just had a panadol as I have a headache.


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 01:56:48 [Preview] No.264982 del
>>264981
Fuck me, that's very good.


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 01:58:05 [Preview] No.264983 del
>>264980
I spilt milk everywhere like the mong I am. I got a little bit in the mug which is good as I am out of milk.


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 01:59:03 [Preview] No.264984 del
This weeks article seems to be a self-reflection piece in part inspired about the breakdown of her marriage with her husband. The last article about her husband was about how he isn't wiping his arse properly, but women they sure do suffer:
>Nadia Bokody: The steep price women pay for men
>The ongoing abuse Candice Warner faces over an incident 13 years ago is just another example of the cruel way our culture works.
>A couple of years ago, I faced my own public reckoning for a story I wrote on a blog that was picked up by a major online publication and quickly went viral. The story was about my sexual awakening emerging from my marriage breakdown, and how casual sex had helped me rediscover myself.
>The truth was, I was punishing myself. I shouldn’t have written the story, shouldn’t have had so much sex, shouldn’t have acted that way coming out of a marriage. It was my fault this was happening, I told myself, in the days and weeks that followed, until the hateful messages eventually dried up.
>Women take on shame that doesn’t belong to us because we’ve been taught it’s ours to bear. Because it benefits men; even men who aren’t necessarily seeking to benefit from it.
https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/relationships/sex/nadia-bokody-the-steep-price-women-pay-for-men/news-story/5d64a9f6ef82a1fa915d567428ba4105


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 02:02:19 [Preview] No.264985 del
>>264984
I am not clicking that story.


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 02:02:40 [Preview] No.264986 del
>>264984
Her writing also represents this >>264959 pretty well.


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 02:03:21 [Preview] No.264987 del
>>264985
That's why I posted the juicy parts for you to read.


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 02:06:23 [Preview] No.264988 del
JUST SAY GDAY GDAY GDAY AND SHE'LL BE RIGHT


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 02:06:57 [Preview] No.264989 del
>>264988
GDAY GDAY GDAY


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 02:07:04 [Preview] No.264990 del
Decided not to go shopping.


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 02:08:08 [Preview] No.264991 del
>>264990
Home Delivery instead?


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 02:08:52 [Preview] No.264992 del
GDAY GDAY GDAY


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 02:09:10 [Preview] No.264993 del
Didn't check the mints, I got 120 1.5mg ones rather than the 4mg ones.


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 02:09:21 [Preview] No.264994 del
a gay a gay a gay
and this is shite


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 02:09:28 [Preview] No.264995 del
240 mints*


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 02:09:52 [Preview] No.264996 del
>>264993
take them back


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 02:09:52 [Preview] No.264997 del
>>264991
That seems too hard too.


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 02:10:12 [Preview] No.264998 del
>>264993
Exchange them!


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 02:10:34 [Preview] No.264999 del
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Dopamine rush acquired


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 02:11:54 [Preview] No.265000 del
>>264996
I got them a week or so ago and have opened them.


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 02:12:09 [Preview] No.265001 del
>>264993
You can go down to 1.5 easy
I'm at 1.5 and don't mind it


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 02:12:12 [Preview] No.265002 del
>>264999
>on a plate


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 02:12:30 [Preview] No.265003 del
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>>264994
>a gay a gay a gay


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 02:12:35 [Preview] No.265004 del
>>264973
What the fuck? are freemasons supposed to get circumcisions? i didnt know that


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 02:15:22 [Preview] No.265005 del
>>264984
The poor slut. It nust be so hard being a born whore.


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 02:20:34 [Preview] No.265006 del
>>265004
he's getting a bit more than a circumcision there


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 02:23:38 [Preview] No.265007 del
>>265006
A knock down and rebuild?


Kek posters NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 02:23:51 [Preview] No.265008 del
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>>265005
>>Blaze will never very lightly burn you to mark you as her mate


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 02:25:40 [Preview] No.265009 del
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>>265008
this is an aussie board you seppo weeb.


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 02:26:06 [Preview] No.265010 del
I think a change in the weather has started.
I have opened some windows and doors.


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 02:27:34 [Preview] No.265011 del
>>265010
No, there is only climate change caused by carbon.

T. BOM


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 02:30:53 [Preview] No.265013 del
>>265011
>No, there is only climate change caused by carbon.
That's just a NEET farting.


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 02:31:55 [Preview] No.265014 del
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>>265012
Yep I know some friendly farmers who love backpackers


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 02:33:27 [Preview] No.265016 del
Where would I look for a torrent of this?


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 02:33:58 [Preview] No.265017 del
>>265014
Nice bloke?


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 02:34:12 [Preview] No.265018 del
>>264975
>2012
Time to move on m8


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 02:34:17 [Preview] No.265019 del
>>265001
Sometimes I think you are a temporary boong. You are always cutting back and 'getting your shit together'. I am constant. Always was.


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 02:34:26 [Preview] No.265020 del
>>265016
Just buy it you jew


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 02:35:04 [Preview] No.265021 del
>>265016
Good luck with that.
Can't even easily find stuff like Lester, Flatt, and Scruggs, so some Aussie nobody isn't going to have torrents of their stuff.


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 02:35:38 [Preview] No.265022 del
>>265004
When I was looking into joining etc. I was looking at what their definition is.
You can get a 'ceremonial' circumcision, where basically all that needs to happen is spilt blood.


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 02:36:13 [Preview] No.265023 del
>>264987
Appreciate it


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 02:36:37 [Preview] No.265024 del
>>265020
I'd give Joy $10 for it, not Jb HIFI $30.


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 02:36:53 [Preview] No.265025 del
>>265021
>some Aussie nobody
wew webby wew


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 02:37:22 [Preview] No.265026 del
>>265002
From a plate to a bowl


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 02:37:29 [Preview] No.265027 del
>>265024
Steal a copy from the Slim Dusty Centre in Kempsey. Put a bet on the horsies while you're there.


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 02:38:04 [Preview] No.265028 del
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>>265019
>I am constant. Always was.


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 02:38:13 [Preview] No.265029 del
>>265025
lol, I think I've said before I can't stand the majority of Australian country music.


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 02:39:33 [Preview] No.265030 del
>>265028
I am a man of constant always was
I've seen trouble all my day
I bid farewell to old Jindalup
The place where I was born and raised
(The place where he was born and raised)


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 02:42:25 [Preview] No.265031 del
>>264999
>smokey bbq angus

there seems to be consensus this is neet burger of choice


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 02:42:53 [Preview] No.265032 del
>>265026
Palate to bowel*


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 02:43:20 [Preview] No.265033 del
>>265027
Buy a copy with your winnings for me.


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 02:43:25 [Preview] No.265034 del
>>265031
no
it is not


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 02:43:48 [Preview] No.265035 del
>>265015
They won't do the surgery until their is probable cause. It wasn't until I had my internal hemorrhoids rupture for the second time that it was taken care of and resolved. Before that it would have been muscle pain.


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 02:44:16 [Preview] No.265036 del
>>265029
Yeah, most of it is very Americanised.


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 02:44:25 [Preview] No.265037 del
>>265034
it clearly is it is the one i like


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 02:44:56 [Preview] No.265038 del
>>265033
It hasn't even been released yet, you boong.


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 02:45:21 [Preview] No.265039 del
>>265037
Chicago Whopper in a Hunger Tamer with an Iced Coffee and a Chicken Royale.


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 02:46:21 [Preview] No.265040 del
>>265036
it's just slow and shit and
driving my ute
look at the sun
soemthing about farming
woah woah woah
dinky die bonza
jingoistic bullshit


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 02:47:22 [Preview] No.265042 del
>>265039
Get that Chicago Whopper in a double or triple and also get a zinger burger on the way home


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 02:47:30 [Preview] No.265043 del
>>265038
Excuses.
The guy that directed it also directed Red Dog.


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 02:48:28 [Preview] No.265044 del
>>265030
>The place where I was born and raised


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 02:48:32 [Preview] No.265045 del
>>265040
LIFE IN PORT AUGUSTA, THINGS DON'T CHANGE


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 02:48:49 [Preview] No.265046 del
>>265041
Fuck that le edgy normie meme even has a watermark.

2/10 poor effort


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 02:48:53 [Preview] No.265047 del
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bought a set of new summer sheets when i was brissy, very fancy high thread count.

sheets on bed, pillow cases and blankets in the wash, soaking the faux bearskin in a the bathtub, just finished vacuumimg and cleaning the cupboards. Threw out some trash

back up my computers and backed up the back up

Spring Cleaning Complete

time for a shower


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 02:49:29 [Preview] No.265048 del
>>265046
NK is now mainstream.


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 02:50:35 [Preview] No.265050 del
And also almost without exception every one of the current crop of famous Australian country music singers are there because of their parents and grandparents
Lee Kernaghan, Casey Chambers, etc all riding on daddy or grandad's coat tails and money


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 02:50:42 [Preview] No.265051 del
>>265047
>very fancy high thread count.
What brand?


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 02:51:18 [Preview] No.265052 del
>>265047
Very nice.
You were no appreciative of the bed sheets I got and called my room a prison cell.
That can be forgive but you have to tell us the thread count.


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 02:51:23 [Preview] No.265053 del
>>265050
>Casey Chambers
dad wrote some of slim dusty's music


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 02:52:05 [Preview] No.265054 del
>>265047
I can't justify fine linens and bathroom stuff because I am a fucking lazy slob grub


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 02:52:18 [Preview] No.265055 del
>>265047
Everybody look at mr fancy pants,
He even washes his bedding.
Well La-Di-Da


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 02:52:48 [Preview] No.265056 del
>>265055
I wonder colour NKs pillows are now.


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 02:53:16 [Preview] No.265057 del
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NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 02:54:03 [Preview] No.265058 del
>>265056
He is so normie-ized now that I bet the bedding gets changed and washed every week without fail.


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NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 02:54:39 [Preview] No.265060 del
oh for fucks sake the sun is back out and temperature has gone up a degree


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 02:55:11 [Preview] No.265061 del
>>265058
Poor bloke.


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 02:55:20 [Preview] No.265062 del
>>265016
Up for pre order at jb for 19.98 for the dvd, go to coles next week when they have 15% off select gift cards get a jbhifi one, wait for the next jb's 20 percent off sale, by that time it probably has dropped in price, then apply the gift card and their sale to save you a further 35 percent off, should be able to get it for about $10 around the boxing day sales


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 02:56:27 [Preview] No.265063 del
>>265060
Based advice.


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 02:56:45 [Preview] No.265064 del
>>265062
if it had been available, I'd have bought it for him just now like he demanded


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 02:56:54 [Preview] No.265065 del
>>265063
Meant for >>265062

>>265060
I could find an image response. That sucks though.


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 02:59:40 [Preview] No.265066 del
>>265050
>Lee Kernaghan
I knew his sister was a singer, didn't know his dad was.


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 03:00:27 [Preview] No.265067 del
>>265060
I was looking forward to more rain.


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NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 03:01:01 [Preview] No.265069 del
>>265062
Thrifty purchasing power.


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 03:02:04 [Preview] No.265070 del
and of course some fuckhead just did a burnout out the front and burned rubber smoke is coming in through the windows and doors I opened
FML


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 03:03:07 [Preview] No.265071 del
>>265070
That would be worse than the heat. I don't like strong smells like that.


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 03:03:41 [Preview] No.265072 del
>>265070
As soon as there's any rain they start up.


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 03:03:56 [Preview] No.265073 del
>>265066
He's the biggest fake going.
Makes out he's a fucking sixth generation farmer but spends his days posing in front a mirror in his faggy denim and singing shitty songs


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 03:07:12 [Preview] No.265074 del
>>265068
Kek Nuro cant afford a house.
The day that Nuro gets a home loan is the day that the property bubble implodes


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 03:08:31 [Preview] No.265075 del
>>265031
I will admit I bought it after you earlier mentioned getting one. It's been a while since I've had one of their 'fancy' burgers too.


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 03:09:31 [Preview] No.265076 del
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NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 03:10:07 [Preview] No.265077 del
Still wanking.


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 03:10:18 [Preview] No.265078 del
>>265076
>polyester


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 03:10:54 [Preview] No.265079 del
>>265077
You boong.


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 03:10:59 [Preview] No.265080 del
>>265035
You best give the toilet blocks a miss for the rest of the year. Wait till that sphincter tightens.


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 03:11:39 [Preview] No.265081 del
>>265076
>1000
Well SHEEIT


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 03:12:00 [Preview] No.265082 del
>>265076
I am not of that polyester blend.


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 03:13:25 [Preview] No.265084 del
>>265052
We all called your room a prison cell


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 03:13:34 [Preview] No.265085 del
>>265080
I am not him. I got it fixed up in a private hospital.


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 03:13:35 [Preview] No.265086 del
>>265076
>OKEO-TEX
Meme fabric


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 03:14:46 [Preview] No.265087 del
>>265084
I saw this poster on the wall.


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 03:15:13 [Preview] No.265088 del
>>265076
Hope they go alright Nuro.
Are you going to wash them first?


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 03:15:26 [Preview] No.265089 del
>>265070
Farkin drongos


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 03:16:14 [Preview] No.265090 del
>>265073
lol you really don't like Australian country music


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 03:17:14 [Preview] No.265091 del
>>265088
Nuro washes his bed linen in pure spring water and uses 100 proof vodka for detergent


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 03:17:26 [Preview] No.265092 del
>>265086
next you queens will be discussing curtains


?????????? NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 03:19:27 [Preview] No.265093 del
>>265017
"This is an appreciation post Mary. Your sibling was a good man. There are things he would never do to another human being. How stupid of you to throw away your humanity and leave his naive usefulness to rot. I am not so kind. Considering, first I'll find a way to trap Azazel. For good measure, I'll give her a few of the Tengu for company. Then, when Johnny boy is indisposed but conscious, our relationship will at last reach the level it should have a decade ago. Don't worry, you'll just be exhaustively quizzed on how much of you is still in there, where the others are, how much of a truly mad creature your stepfather was. In this ideal scenario, starting, oh if hu can bear to part with his Cure album collection, tomorrow evening, I'll be well on my way to recovering enough to give you a real time update on Yagokoro, my dear old teacher. She never really let's go of old favorites.
>hello my teacher, how has everyone been these past three decades?

And Mary, if I don't like the answers you give me, I may have to explore more deeply the relationship between yourself and the machine you're wrapped around like an early model of Lucifer. I expect it will be a thrilling learning experience, for you the revisiting of separation anxiety from all those shrooms, for me an opening act on what I'll do to Carls for being such a failure.
>yes teacher, more than likely your student told you Adam was your enemy, in a riddling way phrased around the tale of king nimrod

You know it's true, you never ever forget your first, no matter how hard you try or who you cling to for any hope of salvation. How far does that circuitry extend through your body Rose? I'll be thinking about land ownership hard won through manslaughter while I, with all due digust, examine your body honem bonito for exactly what was done to you and when. I said to Azazel back when she was still a person, a cybernetic being must have impossible pain tolerance. A trait I've admired since the day we met. I'll make your fangirl watch as I test those limits a little, really bring the team back together!!!! Oh, she was a masochistic beast of a woman back in the day. Makes you wonder how she and Andy boy just sort of fell into this hilarious rut. Be of Good Cheer
<AZAZEL
since you didn't get to either shoot me dead at my door or trick me into going with you, salt water is so hard to get out of clothes, you'll get to take a trip down memory lane and really find your old self again. That's right, someone like you would dump a body the easiest, it's why "Hal" never meets you without an armed escort. Rose is submissive enough that really, I just have to get close enough and it'll be like grabbing the strings of a puppet. Oil mate, how exactly did this walking wreck of a woman keep you in check all these years. And by the way, Aloysius, when a Phoenix shows interest, you say yyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeessss. Proof that interpol really can'tdo a good job these days, hmmmmph!"
>>265085
"Hilarious speculative fiction from cocaine addicts! Haven't you figured out who we really are to each other by now? So many rewrites form the sad goth party."


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 03:19:40 [Preview] No.265094 del
>>265092
Nuro has his own designer blinds that he takes from place to place. He is too good for newspaper and packing tape. What a fairy.


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 03:20:00 [Preview] No.265095 del
>>265091
Based?


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 03:20:38 [Preview] No.265096 del
Were the boys from the bush and were back in town
Where I pretend to be a farmer and ponce around
Were life members of the outback club
I'll suck you off later out in the scrub


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 03:20:53 [Preview] No.265097 del
>>265093
It's trash, son.


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 03:23:51 [Preview] No.265098 del
4th can of goat.
Sun 22 Nov 2020, 2:23PM -- Boongery ensues as per usual


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 03:24:08 [Preview] No.265099 del
>>265076
And here I am laying on pleb-tier 265 count. FML


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 03:24:29 [Preview] No.265100 del
>>265094
>He is too good for newspaper and packing tape
That's pretty boong. Spotlight when they are on special for a cheap shitty pair that don't block out all the lights are under $100 with all the equipment for $200 for ones that block out the lights. I know you can get custom ones for >$300


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 03:26:26 [Preview] No.265101 del
>>265096
>Were
>were
>Were


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 03:27:26 [Preview] No.265102 del
>>265101
Blame google
I just copied and pasted


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 03:27:28 [Preview] No.265103 del


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 03:28:30 [Preview] No.265104 del


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 03:29:39 [Preview] No.265105 del


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 03:30:31 [Preview] No.265106 del
NEET arse, NEET cock, NEET balls! These are things we should be rejoicing over!


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 03:31:19 [Preview] No.265107 del
>>265104
>we pile in the yute


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 03:32:23 [Preview] No.265108 del
>>265106
Don't forget the NEET bulge.


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 03:32:29 [Preview] No.265109 del
>>265105
Don't blame me
I just copied and pasted from Jewgle


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 03:32:50 [Preview] No.265110 del
>>265107
and it got route correct, despite the Australian pronunciation


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 03:33:33 [Preview] No.265111 del
>>265108
Just an abstraction of NEET cock.


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 03:34:46 [Preview] No.265112 del
we need more Mitch Dowd posts


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 03:35:11 [Preview] No.265113 del
Do you have Instagram, Monk?


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 03:35:15 [Preview] No.265114 del


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 03:36:09 [Preview] No.265115 del
Mitch Dowd appreciates and respects the bulge


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 03:39:35 [Preview] No.265116 del
I've had a bit of a headache all day.
I've now had two panadol (the first was ineffective) and drunk heaps of water.
Being outside didn't really help.


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 03:40:32 [Preview] No.265117 del
>>265100
i have boarded up the windows in my bedroom. its really hard to get them light tight


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 03:40:41 [Preview] No.265118 del
>>265116
hopefully it comes good while you're sleeping tonight


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 03:42:26 [Preview] No.265119 del
>>265116
>headache
Which head?


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 03:45:04 [Preview] No.265120 del
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The first cucumber of the season is on the vine. Cucumbers are the best thing to grow they are so fast and easy.


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 03:45:45 [Preview] No.265121 del
>>265120
is it the little nub thing on the bottom left?


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 03:46:24 [Preview] No.265122 del
>>265120
what are the stones for?


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 03:47:15 [Preview] No.265123 del
>>265117
True, depends on your room and how dark you want it. I have street lights coming through my window and the black curtains block 90% but there is still 10% of the light coming through but it is black enough for me.


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 03:48:18 [Preview] No.265124 del
>>265120
The first of many for you I hope.


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 03:49:00 [Preview] No.265125 del
>>265123
If i ever own my own place i will fucking brick up the windows in the bedroom. Why do normies insist of this shit?


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 03:49:39 [Preview] No.265126 del
>>265073
Yeah, he's a knob.
I saw him play at Speedway once.


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 03:49:55 [Preview] No.265127 del
>>265125
probably hard to own your own place without doing the normie wage thing first
in which case sunlight is good for waking up


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 03:50:01 [Preview] No.265128 del
>>265121
Yes. It has a flower on the end of it.

>>265122
They are mulch and they hold the topsoil in place when the plant is watered (they need huge quantities of water and in a pot the water can wash away all the topsoil and expose the roots).


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 03:50:06 [Preview] No.265129 del
>>265077
Imagine the smell


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 03:50:40 [Preview] No.265130 del
>>265128
Thank you.
That makes sense.


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 03:50:51 [Preview] No.265131 del
>>265125
I think having minimal light helps your eyes adjust.


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 03:51:07 [Preview] No.265132 del


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 03:51:24 [Preview] No.265133 del
>>265087
I've been into his block, there are some interesting art pieces.


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 03:53:07 [Preview] No.265134 del
>>265120
>they are so fast and easy.
Hot
Looking very good.


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 03:53:27 [Preview] No.265135 del


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 03:55:50 [Preview] No.265136 del
>>265100
Curtains bring up repressed memories about his step-mother me thinks.


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 03:57:38 [Preview] No.265137 del
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NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 03:59:22 [Preview] No.265138 del
>>265133
Did the screws give you much trouble?


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 04:00:13 [Preview] No.265140 del
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I'ma get get get get you drunk
Get you love drunk off my hump
My hump my hump my hump my hump my hump
My hump my hump my hump my lovely little lumps


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 04:01:37 [Preview] No.265141 del
>>265138
One headbutt me, I think he was trying to bite me.


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 04:07:47 [Preview] No.265142 del
>>265141
>headbutt
Which head?


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 04:10:29 [Preview] No.265143 del
>>265142
He pounced out from betwixt a NEET's legs.


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 04:12:18 [Preview] No.265144 del
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NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 04:12:30 [Preview] No.265145 del
>>265131
I dont mind that its just sometimes i go to bed before sundown and if i wake up when its still light then its hard to go back to sleep.

At least i dont sleep in a prison themed bedroom like cruisey.


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 04:13:12 [Preview] No.265146 del
>>265145
You have not been paying attention in class.


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 04:13:56 [Preview] No.265147 del
>>265144
In the UK you would need a liocense.


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 04:14:15 [Preview] No.265148 del
>>265146
Wha? you mean cruisey actually sleeps in a jail cell?


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 04:14:21 [Preview] No.265149 del
Cruisey sleeps in a bedroom surrounded by women's shoes.


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 04:15:14 [Preview] No.265150 del
>>265149
Does he admire them?


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 04:15:53 [Preview] No.265151 del
>>265144
I posted this a few weeks ago, Nuro


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 04:16:38 [Preview] No.265152 del
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(179.83 KB 1235x801 Certa2.jpg)
Hmm


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 04:16:39 [Preview] No.265153 del
>>265149
You get a gold star.


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 04:16:43 [Preview] No.265154 del
How is Cruisey's Monaro's business venture going that she didn't tell him about until she'd signed their life away?


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 04:16:52 [Preview] No.265155 del
The 5 hour wank is finished.
What a let down

Time for a cone and a punt
Dopamine fiend


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 04:16:52 [Preview] No.265156 del
>>265097
So'a your number fixation, leather coat.


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 04:17:29 [Preview] No.265157 del
>>265152
Does the thing on the right fit inside the thing on the left?


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 04:17:53 [Preview] No.265158 del
>>265154
She's still just spending money.


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 04:18:12 [Preview] No.265159 del
>>265155
>punt
Wombo only gambles on Shabbat


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 04:18:12 [Preview] No.265160 del
>>265152
It know what you need.


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 04:18:21 [Preview] No.265161 del
>>265155
Chop up cunt, your shout.


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 04:18:46 [Preview] No.265162 del
Dont piss the schizo off or he will start spamming CP


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 04:19:14 [Preview] No.265163 del
>>265162
>[X]
It could save your life.


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 04:19:22 [Preview] No.265164 del
>>265152
not enough light energy to grow much.


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 04:19:30 [Preview] No.265165 del
>>265158
You need to put your foot down, nigga.
Or at least get some decent advice so your personal situation and mortgage aren't affected by this flight of fancy of hers.


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 04:23:08 [Preview] No.265166 del
Cruisey should get a duck


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 04:23:09 [Preview] No.265167 del
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NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 04:24:43 [Preview] No.265168 del
>>265167
just placed a pineapple on her each way


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 04:25:50 [Preview] No.265169 del
>Bunnings relaunches its iconic $30 Lego-inspired building block set just in time for Christmas
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-8973647/Bunnings-relaunch-iconic-30-Lego-inspired-warehouse-just-time-Christmas.html


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 04:26:18 [Preview] No.265170 del
>>265167
How much?
I'm looking at race 4 Rockhampton


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 04:27:07 [Preview] No.265171 del


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 04:28:39 [Preview] No.265172 del
>>265170
Chucked $10 on Homecall as a sign of bipartisanship, Monk.
Also call your Nans, NOOTs.


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 04:30:03 [Preview] No.265173 del
$5 EW on Homecall like a weak bitch


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 04:30:11 [Preview] No.265174 del
>>265166
A mallard.


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 04:30:17 [Preview] No.265175 del
>>265165
As long as she keeps it under $5k, it's okay, and it's pretty much all her money.
I told her $2k, knowing she wouldn't be able to stick to it. I thought she'd at least make an expenditure sheet/bulge.
I keep harping on about it and it's pissing us both off.
She's going to do it either way.


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 04:30:34 [Preview] No.265176 del
>>265166
I'd kill that too.


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 04:30:39 [Preview] No.265177 del
>>265151
i doubt its your OC so get off your high horse cunty


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 04:31:08 [Preview] No.265178 del
>>265175
That's fine as long as she starts doing it now with what she has. The other shit can be bought as money comes in.


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 04:31:23 [Preview] No.265179 del


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 04:33:52 [Preview] No.265180 del
>>265172
>>265173
That fucking CUNT of a horse came 4th.
Jesus Monk.


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 04:35:04 [Preview] No.265181 del
>>265180
I'm gonna have a cone and listen to this on repeat
https://youtube.com/watch?v=jquscqfs-XE [Embed]

We are gonna win big tonight, I can feel it. Stay positive.


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 04:37:39 [Preview] No.265182 del
$5 EW on Family Leader @ Hong Kong Sha Tin Race 1.


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 04:37:53 [Preview] No.265183 del
>>265168
>pineapple
On a schnitzel!!!


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 04:38:27 [Preview] No.265184 del
>>265169
>iconic
Literally never heard of it


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 04:40:16 [Preview] No.265185 del
2nd half of that smoky angus burger for arvo tea. Eaten cold.


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 04:41:30 [Preview] No.265186 del
>>265181
>We are gonna win big tonight, I can feel it. Stay positive.


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 04:41:43 [Preview] No.265187 del
>>265169
>Lego-inspired
Are they allowed to say that?


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 04:41:53 [Preview] No.265188 del
On the third day of my fast. One more day to go.


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 04:42:06 [Preview] No.265189 del
>>265174
I doubt I could handle one.


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 04:42:33 [Preview] No.265190 del
>>265182
I also placed on Cheerful Star and Exaltation. These are tote bets, so returns aren't even guaranteed at the outset.


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 04:42:57 [Preview] No.265191 del
>>265177
Dude..


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 04:43:11 [Preview] No.265192 del
I never imagined I would be a total derro in my mid 20s drinking beer in the morning and spending my day downloading porn and betting on horses, yet here we are.
Funny how things turn out.


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 04:43:16 [Preview] No.265193 del
Extremely unproductive day so far.


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 04:43:34 [Preview] No.265194 del
>>265178
She still hasn't set up.
She wants to renovate a room at her brother's house.


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 04:43:48 [Preview] No.265195 del


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 04:44:20 [Preview] No.265196 del
>>265181
What are you going to do when you win it big?


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 04:44:27 [Preview] No.265197 del
>>265194
Girls just want their hair and makeup done. She could do that at the kitchen table.


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 04:44:38 [Preview] No.265198 del
>>265192
You sound like my old man circa 2000.


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 04:44:52 [Preview] No.265199 del
>>265187
I doubt it. They use block on the products box.

>>265189
It'll fill the Helen shaped gap in your life.


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 04:44:58 [Preview] No.265200 del
>>265188
Good stuff.


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 04:45:07 [Preview] No.265201 del
Fucking dero neighbours are just revving an engine for some reason, fucking cunts I hate them so much.


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 04:45:25 [Preview] No.265202 del
>>265192
It gets better.


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 04:45:31 [Preview] No.265203 del
>>265196
Reinvest


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 04:46:07 [Preview] No.265204 del
>>265197
That's what I said.
Buy a bunch of the braids stuff and when you get profit from that, use that.


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 04:46:58 [Preview] No.265205 del
>>265199
I'll get some Lego-inspired blocks to fill the gap.


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 04:47:20 [Preview] No.265206 del
>>265201
Vroom vroom!


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 04:49:19 [Preview] No.265207 del
>>265205
>Lego-inspired blocks
*block compatible blocks


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 04:51:38 [Preview] No.265208 del
>>265182
What's taking them so long with this fucking race? Barrier closed like 5 minutes ago


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 04:52:11 [Preview] No.265209 del
>>265206
It sounds like a little 2-stroke.
They've just been flogging it, I am almost tempted to have a bitch to the coppers but I don't want to hassle the cops.


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 04:52:37 [Preview] No.265210 del
>>265208
Yeah
Sitting here in my undies looking at a static webpage waiting for it to update


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 04:54:30 [Preview] No.265212 del
Place. Could be worse.


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 04:56:04 [Preview] No.265213 del
Kilmore 5?


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 04:56:05 [Preview] No.265214 del
>>265212
I'm still down $24 on account of Homecall and those other two shitcunt horses in this chink race.


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 04:56:30 [Preview] No.265215 del
These crocs are really comfortable.


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 04:56:56 [Preview] No.265216 del
Lol


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 04:59:40 [Preview] No.265217 del
$5 EW on the favourite. $5 EW on Booze Free just for kicks


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 05:00:15 [Preview] No.265218 del
>>265215
Have you gone more than a lap of the house in them?


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 05:01:31 [Preview] No.265219 del
>>265213
FFS they just scratched horse 6 after I'd placed a bet involving it.


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 05:04:09 [Preview] No.265220 del
and the fucking worst horse in the field wins
what a load of rigged jew shit


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 05:04:29 [Preview] No.265221 del
>>265218
Yes I have been wearing them every time I go outside.


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 05:04:58 [Preview] No.265222 del
Mmm.
Not the luckiest afternoon.
Gombler needs to go full sperg and pump these numbers through tensorflow and get us a fancy racing model


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 05:05:34 [Preview] No.265223 del
>>265222
I need to stop betting in sympathy with your shitty race selections.


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 05:07:02 [Preview] No.265225 del
>>265203
All on Red.


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 05:07:15 [Preview] No.265226 del
>>265223
Quirindi race 6 looks like a prospect.


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 05:07:28 [Preview] No.265227 del
>>265207
I won't know how to ask for them.


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 05:08:11 [Preview] No.265228 del
>>265209
They float around all over the place.
Usually grown men on them too.


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 05:08:30 [Preview] No.265229 del
>>265215
honk honk


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 05:11:07 [Preview] No.265230 del
>>265227
It's on the box


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 05:11:28 [Preview] No.265231 del
Join me Webber.
You know you want to.


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 05:13:45 [Preview] No.265232 del
>>265231
I'm done.
Bet on the quinella at Race 7 Kilmore (T-56 minutes) and that's it for today.


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 05:13:47 [Preview] No.265233 del
We as a board are such a bunch of derros


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 05:13:57 [Preview] No.265234 del
>>265231
The glue factory thanks you for your contribution.


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 05:14:20 [Preview] No.265235 del
could have bought a lego bunnings with what mongk cost me today


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 05:14:28 [Preview] No.265236 del
>>265233
>derros
*boongs


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 05:14:42 [Preview] No.265237 del
>>265230
That's a big box.


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 05:18:16 [Preview] No.265238 del
I want a lego bunnings.


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 05:19:24 [Preview] No.265239 del
Drinking alcohol makes you fat.


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 05:19:25 [Preview] No.265240 del
I want Shitey to come over, we could snort dexies and drink oaties and scream at the horses on TV with the music up really loud


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 05:21:06 [Preview] No.265241 del
>>265240
You just need a solid boong woman.


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 05:24:20 [Preview] No.265242 del
Fucking dog food horse


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 05:25:01 [Preview] No.265243 del
>>265242
Clag's is at the ready.


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 05:25:23 [Preview] No.265244 del
>>265240
Go to his place.


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 05:27:42 [Preview] No.265245 del
(4.02 MB 1920x1080 Executive lyfe.mp4)


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 05:28:30 [Preview] No.265246 del
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NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 05:31:05 [Preview] No.265247 del
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>>265241
That's all any of us need.


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 05:31:30 [Preview] No.265248 del
Womblie, lets get into UFC bets.
I'll get the UFC fight pass streaming thing and then host a stream of it on my server


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 05:35:34 [Preview] No.265249 del
Monk is spiralling out of control again.


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 05:36:34 [Preview] No.265250 del
>>265249
I'm going to get my 8th 6pack of the weekend. Everything is totally fine.


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 05:36:53 [Preview] No.265251 del
Still a few hundred posts to go but I am getting that clapping urge. Maybe we should clap all throughout a thread, not just at the end.


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 05:37:55 [Preview] No.265252 del
>>265251
>not just at the end.
Just at the end to celebrate a good thread.


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 05:40:10 [Preview] No.265253 del
Clapping for Deiveson Figueredo at the UFC 255. One loss in his career.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=vI-ZFiUt_1E [Embed]


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 05:48:27 [Preview] No.265254 del
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>>265251
Clap for me.


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 05:50:51 [Preview] No.265255 del
>>265230
Now thats a disappointing present for a kid.


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 05:51:53 [Preview] No.265256 del
>>265254
Some jaffleclaps just for you.
🥪👏🏻🥪👏🏻🥪👏🏻🥪👏🏻🥪👏🏻🥪👏🏻
🥪👏🏻🥪👏🏻🥪👏🏻🥪👏🏻🥪👏🏻🥪👏🏻
🥪👏🏻🥪👏🏻🥪👏🏻🥪👏🏻🥪👏🏻🥪👏🏻
🥪👏🏻🥪👏🏻🥪👏🏻🥪👏🏻🥪👏🏻🥪👏🏻


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 05:52:59 [Preview] No.265257 del
>>265256
THAT'S A LOT O' CLAPPIN'!!!


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 05:53:06 [Preview] No.265258 del
I can't remember, or even tell, if I've smoked a cone or not


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 05:53:54 [Preview] No.265259 del
>>265257
Once I start the momentum takes care of itself.


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 05:57:45 [Preview] No.265260 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=WrQRPSjSMAg [Embed]

Imagine the atmosphere
Straight in for the kill, savage


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 05:58:14 [Preview] No.265261 del
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cooking some shitcunt pizza for dinner


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 05:58:54 [Preview] No.265262 del
>>265260
mcgregor is a fuckwit
i'm living for the day some paddy mcfuck blows his brains out


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 06:00:12 [Preview] No.265263 del
>>265261
Add a can of pineapple and a bag and a half of grated cheese.


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 06:01:15 [Preview] No.265264 del
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NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 06:01:42 [Preview] No.265265 del
>>265262
Calm down.


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 06:02:03 [Preview] No.265266 del
>>265193
>Extremely unproductive day life so far


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 06:02:15 [Preview] No.265267 del
>>265265
I am calm. Why would I get worked up over some Irish man living or dying on the other side of the planet?


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 06:03:59 [Preview] No.265268 del
>>265210
>Sitting here in my undies looking at a static webpage imageboard waiting for it to update


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 06:04:44 [Preview] No.265269 del
>>265215
Especially when they bite you


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 06:05:40 [Preview] No.265270 del
>>265264
I placed a order at Pajeets and a driver on Menulog is yet to be assigned after 5 minutes. It is probably going to arrive cold.


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 06:06:02 [Preview] No.265271 del
>>265216
>Booze Free
That horse is a month late!


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 06:07:01 [Preview] No.265272 del
>>265270
Yep. The other thing they do is accept the order then turn their phone off. They then collect your order and deliver half a dozen Uber Eats orders with your food rolling around on the floor, then when they're on the way to yours they turn the phone back on and suddenly you get a flurry of notifications. I have had cold KFC delivered twice this way.


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 06:07:38 [Preview] No.265273 del
>>265272
like 1 hour+ after the initial confirmation


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 06:08:28 [Preview] No.265274 del
>>265272
I also watched a dumb one not know the phone trick and literally watched him take my food and drive in the opposite direction two thirds of the way to Gawler doing other pick ups and drop offs.


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 06:09:28 [Preview] No.265275 del
>>265272
Have you been able to get a refund, as I have a feeling that it is going to go that way? That or I will contact the bank to get it back?

>>265273
I should have gotten off my arse and bought it down there...


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 06:11:52 [Preview] No.265276 del
>>265275
>Have you been able to get a refund, as I have a feeling that it is going to go that way? That or I will contact the bank to get it back?
I got a refund on one occasion and a shitload of free KFC on another occasion.


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 06:13:49 [Preview] No.265277 del
>>265276
>shitload of free KFC on another occasion.
More Feed = Power.

>I got a refund on one occasion
The time is being pushed back, so it is looking like that avenue.


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 06:13:57 [Preview] No.265278 del
>>265276
and the free KFC, while a nice gesture, was not even KFC's problem. It was dishonest pajeet shitting this fair country of ours up as they are genetically programmed to do.


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 06:14:11 [Preview] No.265279 del
I stand corrected, a driver has been assigned.


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 06:14:44 [Preview] No.265280 del
>>265279
Watch it show 'Driver at restaurant' for 45 minutes.


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 06:15:21 [Preview] No.265281 del


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 06:16:42 [Preview] No.265282 del
How do they do other trips with the phone turned off? Do they use a second phone - I would assume the GPS location of the driver would update even if he logs in on another device. Unless of course he uses a second account.


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 06:17:29 [Preview] No.265283 del
>>265282
Multiple accounts (Android supports this) or multiple phones.


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 06:18:34 [Preview] No.265284 del
Sir is at the restaurant.


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 06:18:46 [Preview] No.265285 del
>>265282
> I would assume the GPS location of the driver would update even if he logs in on another device
No, the app reports the hardware values back to HQ. If they've force-killed the app, or switched user, HQ knows nothing.


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 06:20:04 [Preview] No.265286 del
Another pack of purples then I guess


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 06:20:12 [Preview] No.265287 del
Sir is now delivering.


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 06:21:18 [Preview] No.265288 del
Only just made my money back for the day with that quinella on R7
I'm dissolving our partnership, Mongk.
I might throw out a bone occasionally, but otherwise you're on your own.


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 06:23:15 [Preview] No.265289 del
>>265288
That's bullshit
Not my fault you follow my bets
I wanna know about most of the bets you make
Poofter


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 06:24:28 [Preview] No.265290 del
NEET FIGHT


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 06:26:11 [Preview] No.265291 del
>>265290
He started it


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 06:29:58 [Preview] No.265292 del
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>>265289
Have a slice of pizza and shut up.


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 06:34:18 [Preview] No.265293 del
>>265292
Thank you very much.
Looks great.


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 06:34:32 [Preview] No.265294 del
ayy it's been awhile cunts. how is everybody doing after the exodus from 8cunt? i myself have become a wagie during this pandemic.


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 06:35:27 [Preview] No.265295 del
>>265292
Looks dry.


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 06:35:49 [Preview] No.265296 del
>>265294
Are you someone we know?


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 06:36:46 [Preview] No.265297 del
>>265296
i have been around for years on and off all the way back to 8chan. but i am a true anon not a namefag.


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 06:38:28 [Preview] No.265298 del
>>265297
>but i am a true anon not a namefag.
So, a simple nobody?


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 06:38:48 [Preview] No.265299 del
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(335.64 KB 500x671 pump.png)
https://youtube.com/watch?v=bRyyoQo0qj4 [Embed]


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 06:39:07 [Preview] No.265300 del
>>265297
I bet i gave you a few names unnamedNEET.


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 06:39:34 [Preview] No.265301 del
>>265299
Negro sex and drugs music.


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 06:40:30 [Preview] No.265302 del
>>265298
yes, i was just asking how everyone's been doing. no need to get your panties in a bunch when a anon drops by on an anonymous imageboard. if you want a closed circlejerk go to discord where you belong.
>>265300
hue hue hue


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 06:43:39 [Preview] No.265303 del


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 06:44:49 [Preview] No.265304 del
>>265301
Feel it in your hips.


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 06:45:48 [Preview] No.265305 del


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 06:47:07 [Preview] No.265306 del
Deep in your hips.


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 06:47:23 [Preview] No.265307 del
>>265305
I bet you wear crocs.


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 06:47:31 [Preview] No.265308 del
>>265302
The last person who came back here with a similar story spammed the board with gore for days. Claimed they went way back. Are you that person?


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 06:47:40 [Preview] No.265309 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=2Sh9cezHNec [Embed]


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 06:48:39 [Preview] No.265310 del
>>265308
no i only have islam killings and hardly any gore. i can post the sexy cocaine dancing girl if you prefer?


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 06:51:01 [Preview] No.265311 del
>>265307
Well bantered.


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 06:51:54 [Preview] No.265312 del
>>265310
Welcome back and have fun.


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 06:53:09 [Preview] No.265313 del
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>>265312
indeed


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 06:53:27 [Preview] No.265314 del
Thunder


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 06:55:05 [Preview] No.265315 del
>>265314
Gook afternoon to you to.


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 07:01:21 [Preview] No.265316 del
It's dundering and flogging down in Gaybourne.
Got caught in it walking to get more goats.
Nice ambience


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 07:04:10 [Preview] No.265317 del
>>265316
Are you like us wanting it all to wash away?


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 07:04:51 [Preview] No.265318 del
Result: Deiveson Figueiredo def. Alex Perez via submission (guillotine choke) – Round 1, 1:57 – to defend flyweight title


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 07:07:58 [Preview] No.265319 del
Hello NEETs just letting you know I am in PARADISE and you are NOT

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Mq83wUHIMD8 [Embed]


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 07:08:48 [Preview] No.265320 del
>>265319
Based Queenslander
Rock on brudder


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 07:08:55 [Preview] No.265321 del
When many people are approached with the topic of ball stretching, the first thing they think of is pain. In reality, ball stretching is highly erotic, and the feeling it creates is a very good sort of sexual tingle in the testicles and up the spermatic cord (the cord which delivers the sperm from the testicles into the body just before orgasm).


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 07:11:04 [Preview] No.265322 del
It is fuckin pissing down
I have the fly screen door open and Nuros tunes on max volume
Cheers!


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 07:12:32 [Preview] No.265323 del
>>265319
Afternoon Nuro.

>>265321
Very interesting discourse you have there.


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 07:15:00 [Preview] No.265325 del
>Ball stretching feels good, is exotic, and should be fun. Making friends with other ball stretchers over the internet is also fun, and is also a good source of inspiration, encouragement and information exchange.


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 07:17:28 [Preview] No.265326 del
I just wish Weber was more open in talking about how he likes putting things up his bum


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 07:18:48 [Preview] No.265327 del
i have a dream about australia invading north korea and somehow my mother dies in it, how would you interpret this?


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 07:20:02 [Preview] No.265328 del
I'm listening to Cold Chisel


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 07:24:02 [Preview] No.265329 del
Dire Straights


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 07:24:40 [Preview] No.265330 del
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>>265327
The Boongs will invade and your mother will die saving Boong Wizzy


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 07:24:40 [Preview] No.265331 del
>>265327
You need a cheap Asian escort in your life. Perhaps try a rub and tug joint.


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 07:25:10 [Preview] No.265332 del
>>265328
Standing on the Outside is best song.


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 07:25:37 [Preview] No.265333 del
>>265330
>will die saving Boong Wizzy
What an honourable death.


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 07:25:47 [Preview] No.265334 del
>>265329
Walk of Life is best song.


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 07:25:55 [Preview] No.265335 del
>>265329
Have a wank.


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 07:26:31 [Preview] No.265336 del
the forest is at my doors


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 07:27:17 [Preview] No.265337 del
what website to find asian whores ??


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 07:27:25 [Preview] No.265338 del
>>265336
Prune it!


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 07:27:34 [Preview] No.265339 del
BACK IN BOW RIVER AGAIN!


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 07:28:01 [Preview] No.265340 del
>>265337
Locanto, or just google brothels in your area.


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 07:29:14 [Preview] No.265341 del
i want an asian whore to rim my arse and when shes giving it a good rim i'll let rip and arse destroying fart right into her gook mouth


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 07:29:42 [Preview] No.265342 del


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 07:30:34 [Preview] No.265343 del
>>265342
yeah?! and?!


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 07:31:02 [Preview] No.265344 del
>>265341
Horrible


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 07:31:37 [Preview] No.265345 del
Listening to Mondo Rock


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 07:33:54 [Preview] No.265346 del
>>265341
Lovely.


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 07:34:49 [Preview] No.265347 del
Shedding a tear to Icehouse's "Great Southern Land" with the thunder dundering in the background
Cheers!


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 07:36:10 [Preview] No.265348 del
Anyone got a christmas leg ham review yet?


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 07:38:45 [Preview] No.265349 del
(4.29 MB 640x360 aus gondola.webm)


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 07:40:40 [Preview] No.265350 del
Raise up, get yourself together
And drive your funky soul!


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 07:41:37 [Preview] No.265351 del
>>265347
That Australia is dead, the sooner we accept that the sooner we can move on and create a new, ethanol Australia.


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 07:43:41 [Preview] No.265352 del
>>265351
rama rama


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 07:43:50 [Preview] No.265353 del
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>>265351
Day of the spear when?


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 07:44:07 [Preview] No.265354 del
>>265352
i'm going to SHIT in your mouth


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 07:45:37 [Preview] No.265355 del
>>265354
I'll take that with some piss thanks


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 07:47:20 [Preview] No.265356 del
>>265355
you dont DESERVE MY PISS


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 07:48:27 [Preview] No.265357 del
I'm whoppin and hollerin in my NEET pad listening to funk in my undies
Absolute vibe


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 07:48:44 [Preview] No.265358 del
fuck you 10k you doxxed me you cunt !!


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 07:50:32 [Preview] No.265359 del
i BELIEVED in you 10k you two faced doublenigger!!!


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 07:50:47 [Preview] No.265360 del
>>265347
Cheers


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 07:50:55 [Preview] No.265361 del


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 07:51:03 [Preview] No.265362 del
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NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 07:51:12 [Preview] No.265363 del
>>265292
that is an ugly mess of a pizza


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 07:51:23 [Preview] No.265364 del


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 07:52:04 [Preview] No.265365 del


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 07:52:58 [Preview] No.265366 del
>>265362
That is a fair bit of prep effort. Well done.


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 07:53:42 [Preview] No.265367 del
>>265365
Have a wank +/ goon +/ binge.


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 07:54:32 [Preview] No.265368 del
vegetables are for POOFTERS
>>265367
try saying sokmething original you shitdick


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 07:55:30 [Preview] No.265369 del
>>265319
I'm gonna cram this song down your throat when it 38 every fucking day for a month, Paradise lad.


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 07:56:05 [Preview] No.265370 del


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 07:56:37 [Preview] No.265371 del
>>265369
sigh keep trying sweaty..


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 07:58:01 [Preview] No.265372 del
>>265370
yawn next attempt


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 07:59:05 [Preview] No.265373 del


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 07:59:37 [Preview] No.265374 del
>>265373
yeah sure thing honey


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 07:59:57 [Preview] No.265375 del
>>265374
Thank you.


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 07:59:58 [Preview] No.265376 del
>>265366
I put the carrots in with the pumpkin with some oil, garlic salt and salt.


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 08:00:05 [Preview] No.265377 del
You enjoying the storm Shitemeister?


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 08:00:29 [Preview] No.265378 del
>>265368
I'll give you my big poofter vegetable.


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 08:00:47 [Preview] No.265379 del
A NEET called me honey once.


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 08:01:13 [Preview] No.265380 del
folk rock song recommendations ???


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 08:02:24 [Preview] No.265381 del
>>265380
This album is good.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=_hVCMXFQfhA [Embed]


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 08:02:36 [Preview] No.265382 del
>>265379
and it was a mistake JUST LIEK YOU


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 08:03:41 [Preview] No.265383 del
>>265376
Sounds nice. I look forward to the pic of the finished dish.


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 08:04:51 [Preview] No.265385 del
>>265382
You are too kind.


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 08:05:41 [Preview] No.265386 del
High and watching powerlifting videos again


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 08:06:26 [Preview] No.265387 del
>>265381
you know what? wanna hear a secret? huh? well? do yah?! it was, ty bby
>>265384
i hope a horse cock rips your arse in two
>>265386
a poofter taking a poofter drug watching poofter sport. sad!


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 08:07:50 [Preview] No.265388 del
The goon tax must have made a NEET cranky.


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 08:11:05 [Preview] No.265389 del
>>265388
oh shut the fuck up you donkey


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 08:11:56 [Preview] No.265390 del
>>265389
A few cups of goon and straight off to bed Minster.


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 08:12:21 [Preview] No.265391 del
>>265390
>Minster
nice try dumbass


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 08:14:37 [Preview] No.265392 del
>>265391
5 minutes and I am counting down.


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 08:14:52 [Preview] No.265393 del
i stuck a vacuum up my arse a vacuum up my arse for crying out looud people!!!!


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 08:15:18 [Preview] No.265394 del
>>265392
you dont even know how to count you cunting cunt


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 08:15:31 [Preview] No.265395 del
>>265393
Was it sucking or blowing?


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 08:16:01 [Preview] No.265396 del
>>265394
4 minutes.


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 08:16:16 [Preview] No.265397 del
>tfw dinner not quite cooked


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 08:16:17 [Preview] No.265398 del
In Countdown they have a round where contestants pick out 9 random letters between consonants and vowels, winner is whoever can spell the longest word with the result.
One of the contestants spelled out hentai, and the video is the game's resident linguist Susie Dent with a dictionary confirming that it's a real word.
It's worth mentioning though Susie is an absolute legend and definitely knew exactly what she was saying.


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 08:16:48 [Preview] No.265399 del
>>265395
blow it outy your arse
>>265396
someone is countring you frouy


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 08:17:55 [Preview] No.265400 del
i want to fuck rachel riley in her kike ARSE holy fuck the oven dodging bitch is goofycute


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 08:18:12 [Preview] No.265401 del
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>>265395
>Blowing


NEET Board owner 11/22/2020 (Sun) 08:20:10 [Preview] No.265402 del
>>265399
Times up. Are you ready for bed?


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 08:30:53 [Preview] No.265404 del
Sir delivered my food pretty fast.


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 08:33:58 [Preview] No.265405 del
>>265404
Did you give him a nice tip?


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 08:35:30 [Preview] No.265406 del
>>265252
Stop it with the funny ideas, you're making it worse for yourselves. I'm supposed to feel sorry you killed most of them, and I do *looks at previous post number* mean most, but then they were trying to kill me. If nothing else, I'll commemorate the looks on all my former allies faces to see my genuine reaction to just how many. But if you burned or vaporized the bodies, my UFO sources have some troubling news for the industrious people at odds with Tibet. You'd be lying if you said you didn't want this to happen, Druish Princess. Please, be specific. Did they each have meaning to you Noishe, did all of them believe I was their destined saviour, that you had made certain I'd pull off the impossible and your twisted happily ever after would happen? You wanted the bad version of Flandre, but does that finally feel like a mistake, you who cannot help anyone, you who have no love from your....whatever I am. Maybe you should have been more direct. But then, if I'd managed to step foot in Mexico...they probably would have ransomed me off to you, and genius you are would have let them off me. Please, Don Senior familia mob boss, as if you would actually do something so roundabout for the long con, you've tasted too much murder to spare one mans life. I look forward to having you tell me how wrong I am about that, just like the bitch Mefo told you I was. Yes, another coinflip I'll bet.

《¡Ahora es tu oportunidad de tomar el terreno moral contra un monstruo, haz tu mejor esfuerzo para deslumbrarme!spade+diamond+star》

Cerberus, I take responsibility....for breaking you in front of Sammael. Hint there, "brother of mine" the closest I got was you worked alongside someone in Supernatural. Dust off the old game board, how many places removed from your grand reveal is that?

My Chinese stalker, I'll bet you loved a few of them too. Well I'm not suicidal, so my condolences. Hate fuck you soon, pyon.

Eirin, thou alien garbage by the pride of the Quincy....that little electrical explosion tipped me off.

Storm Eagle, unless I miss a long overdue guess, this is why your Japanese traitor got the better of me, and officer, I want names of survivors and just exactly what your rating of us is, or rather was. Fuck of a dream sequence, shame I still don't recall it.

And who even knows with the undead universe.


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 08:35:55 [Preview] No.265407 del
>>265405
There is no option I am aware of on Menulog like UberEats where you can do that after the food has been delivered.


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 08:39:06 [Preview] No.265408 del
Hot and bothered after the wage. Felt scatter brained and sluggish all day. My health is in the toilet. Even when I was 15kg fatter than I am now I felt better. Paying the tax on living like a dead shit.


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 08:44:12 [Preview] No.265409 del
>>265408
Drink plenty of water and have an early night. You'll be fine and are doing well.


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 08:48:15 [Preview] No.265410 del
>>265406
You took the words right out of my mouth. I couldn't have said it better.


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 08:49:41 [Preview] No.265411 del
>>265409
Going to go for a walk and then have another shower. Got to talk to my boss about retracting my resignation and the issues I’ve been having with the wage tommorow morning .It should go alright. They are under the pump so they will hopefully be happy to have me hang around even if I take a step back .


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 08:51:49 [Preview] No.265412 del
I haven't had a single call today on the work phone.
Highly unusual, I'd probably bet on the phone system being fucked but thats not my problem.
11th beer.


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 08:53:26 [Preview] No.265413 del
>>265411
Have a think about what you'll say tomorrow and you'll be fine.


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 08:55:52 [Preview] No.265414 del
>>265412
Remember moderation is key a NEET said once.

The crown knows its owner.


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 08:56:22 [Preview] No.265415 del


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 08:58:10 [Preview] No.265416 del
>>265411
Forget about the job, the DSP is all any NEET needs.


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 09:02:05 [Preview] No.265417 del
Having a beer after doing some cooking while completely sober. Feels pretty good man, feels pretty based.


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 09:03:07 [Preview] No.265418 del
>>265415
The biggest I heard.


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 09:04:14 [Preview] No.265419 del
Important announcement

THE BASED ONE RETURNS

Coming home to a clean room, moofies downloaded, pizza in oven, munching on some olives. Charmed life.


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 09:04:55 [Preview] No.265420 del
Bit rainy in Adelaide.


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 09:06:02 [Preview] No.265421 del
The second wank session which is approaching feels like a workout.


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 09:06:59 [Preview] No.265422 del
>>265420
Rein it in on my arse!


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 09:07:43 [Preview] No.265423 del
>>265420
Has it cooled down much?


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 09:08:17 [Preview] No.265424 del
I'm downloading King Kong (2005).


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 09:09:01 [Preview] No.265425 del
>>265419
Evening Nuro.


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 09:10:06 [Preview] No.265426 del
>>265420
Not here yet,.


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 09:10:17 [Preview] No.265427 del
>>265424
Have you seen it before?

I wasn't too interested in it but worth a watch.


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 09:10:27 [Preview] No.265428 del
>>265424
foolish decision


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 09:10:27 [Preview] No.265429 del
>>265424
That's a good one,


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 09:10:38 [Preview] No.265430 del
>>265423
Yeah, it has a bit.
Tomorrow should be nice.


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 09:11:10 [Preview] No.265431 del
>>265426
I'm a bit south of the city.


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 09:11:21 [Preview] No.265432 del
I'm very happy that I deliberately left the porno tabs open earlier, knowing that I would revisit them later in the day.


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 09:11:42 [Preview] No.265433 del
>>265425
hey m8 i only drank goon thisarvo, wide awake and functional


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 09:11:53 [Preview] No.265434 del
My doggo smells. Time to turn the fan up a setting.


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 09:12:04 [Preview] No.265435 del
>>265419
Back from wfd?


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 09:12:43 [Preview] No.265436 del
>>265432
I hope you left your pants down and your neetstick out as well. There' no such thing as too efficient.


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 09:13:36 [Preview] No.265437 del
12th beer and not sure if I should go walkabout for another 6pack.


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 09:13:50 [Preview] No.265438 del
>>265432
abo porn is hard to find lol
the armpit and foot shit s the bomb but is the hardst to come buy lol...


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 09:14:41 [Preview] No.265439 del
>>265432
The smells must be building.


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 09:14:51 [Preview] No.265440 del
>>265437
Definitely don't m8, get a whole slab.


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 09:16:21 [Preview] No.265441 del
>>265437
The carbs will always be welcomed by the arse and pissed by the cock.


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 09:18:51 [Preview] No.265442 del
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>>265435
no back from here and here you bugman piece of shit that women actively avoid you cringelord haha


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 09:21:19 [Preview] No.265443 del
>>265442
Straight to the arse snaps.


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 09:22:23 [Preview] No.265444 del
It almost worries me that I'm still a fan of Lisa Ann. I have been for over a decade. I wonder if I will wank to her videos when I'm old and withered


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 09:23:17 [Preview] No.265445 del
>>265442
>you cringelord haha


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 09:24:42 [Preview] No.265446 del
if U want to come here illl let you smell my cock...i literally just got laid... if u wanna smell pussy for the first and most likely last time you will


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 09:24:53 [Preview] No.265447 del
>>265435
Wait wut didn’t you make this flag to ironically ridicule nuro and now you are using it as a matter of fact ??

CRINGELORD


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 09:25:10 [Preview] No.265448 del
>>265444
>I wonder if I will wank to her videos when I'm old and withered
You're afraid you'll cum dust or just run out steam? You'll be fine either way.


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 09:25:50 [Preview] No.265449 del
Which is the real Nuro? I am confused.


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 09:26:20 [Preview] No.265450 del
>>265447
I know it is you nuro.
Put your land-of-the-rising-sun-flag back on.


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 09:26:37 [Preview] No.265451 del
>>265444
Lisa Anne is kino, if you want something fresher in the same vain try Veronica Avluv


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 09:26:46 [Preview] No.265452 del
>>265449
They are both annoying.


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 09:27:04 [Preview] No.265453 del


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 09:29:07 [Preview] No.265454 del
>>265446
Ian this the shit eating whore you speak of ?

Fuck she is an ugly cunt mate, can’t even take care of her kids... and you pay here’s for it ?


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 09:29:18 [Preview] No.265455 del
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>>264961
It was pretty damn tasty and I'd definitely make it again. The original recipe (or at least the one I followed) called for Hungarian smoked sausage OR substitute with chorizo. I hope that Hungarian guy sees this. It would be good to hear what he thinks of it.

All up I used 2 boiled eggs, 2 short-cut rashers of bacon, 1 chorizo, about 400g of potato and about 3/4 of that tub of sour cream. Got the recipe from this YouTube channel; https://youtube.com/watch?v=S_vlBM95g1A [Embed]


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 09:29:41 [Preview] No.265456 del
Once the initial desired sack length is reached, stretching must continue past this point because the sack will begin to shrink about 20% after the weights are left off 15 days or longer. The final goal can be reached only after the sack has finished its 20% size reduction. This means that an additional 20% must be added to the other side of the equation; stretching an additional 20% beyond the desired length is necessary. After the weights have been off the sack for 15 or more days, the sack skin cells naturally group themselves closer together and reach equilibrium. Also, over the longer time periods without weights, the skin may naturally continue to pull tighter together. This is noticeable because the sack does not hang as low. Then, some maintenance stretching is required. Wearing ball weights, stretch for 4 weeks and then evaluate progress. Then add more time as necessary to re-stimulate growth and reset the system from "contraction" to "growth".


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 09:29:53 [Preview] No.265457 del
Is the gape a metaphor for the bucket? Once you've fallen in you can't escape?


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 09:30:29 [Preview] No.265458 del
>>265455
Looks yummo. Very well done.


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 09:31:05 [Preview] No.265459 del
>>265449
only the #BO can decide he can see the hashes even though that is beyond the technical knoledge of shit posting neet who everyone hates


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 09:32:22 [Preview] No.265460 del
>>265455
10/10
Thank you for the images.


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 09:32:36 [Preview] No.265461 del
>>265455
Looks very tasty m8


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 09:32:50 [Preview] No.265462 del
>>265459
>>265459
>who everyone hates
not the dickrider though


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 09:33:12 [Preview] No.265463 del
>>265455
10/10 Fantastic.


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 09:33:43 [Preview] No.265464 del
>>265456
I wonder how much science and experimentation went into this theory.


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 09:35:36 [Preview] No.265465 del
Why are you trying to imitate nuro mate ?

How about you try being yourself for once. Then we can honestly laugh at your abject failure of a life.


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 09:36:08 [Preview] No.265466 del
I still believe the humbler is a superior product name.


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 09:37:12 [Preview] No.265467 del
>>265465
Why are you so concerned about his life? Are you a long lost relative?


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 09:38:51 [Preview] No.265468 del
>>265466
Webby gives the best Humblers™ .


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 09:39:20 [Preview] No.265469 del
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>>265467
the gook NPC has no relatives he is a genetic dead end


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 09:42:53 [Preview] No.265471 del
I'm off to listen to the radio, all this nuro stuff has fucked up the thread once again we would be better off without any of you.


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 09:44:33 [Preview] No.265472 del
>>265471
Good night NEET. Sleep tight.


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 09:45:48 [Preview] No.265473 del
>>265468
Where would my nearest distributor be?


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 09:45:58 [Preview] No.265474 del


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 09:47:48 [Preview] No.265475 del
>>265471
I've said it a thousand times now: take away the flags.


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 09:49:36 [Preview] No.265476 del
>>265455
very nice, i highly recommend looking up samthecooking guy on youtube he makes awesome food recipe videos with food like this and it's all pretty easy to cook.


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 09:51:30 [Preview] No.265477 del
>>265476
What are your thoughts on Greg-O?


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 09:53:09 [Preview] No.265478 del
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>>265473
Gonna be good.


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 09:54:20 [Preview] No.265479 del
>>265478
Feed = Power.


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 09:55:31 [Preview] No.265480 del
I am going to go for a big shop tomorrow now that the lockdown is all over.


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 09:56:14 [Preview] No.265481 del
>>265480
I was going to today but didn't.


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 09:57:42 [Preview] No.265482 del
>>265480
>>265481
You both should stock up on the basics.


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 09:58:26 [Preview] No.265483 del
At least one 30kg sack of rice.


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 09:58:48 [Preview] No.265484 del
Goodnight NEETs


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 09:59:08 [Preview] No.265485 del
>>265478
Save three snags and a plate full of veggies for me please.


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 09:59:27 [Preview] No.265486 del
>>265484
Gook night.


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 10:00:02 [Preview] No.265487 del
>>265484
Gook night NEET. Sleep tight and don't let the gook bugs bite.


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 10:00:30 [Preview] No.265488 del
>>265485
You're going to love the pumpkin.


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 10:00:44 [Preview] No.265489 del
>>265470
LOOK MUM I POSTED IT AGAIN


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 10:00:54 [Preview] No.265490 del
I will buy:
>Smoked paprika
>Milk
>Butter
>Eggs
>Various dried beans, lentils, etc.
>Carrots/Peas/Onions/Capsicum/Apples etc.
>Pork and beef mince
>Garlic
>Yeast (I'm going to make some garlic bread.)


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 10:02:41 [Preview] No.265492 del
>>265478
>more sausage then taties

i believed in you and i just think you are not going to make it...


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 10:02:51 [Preview] No.265493 del
Remember when nuro was pretending to hate hotwheels and claimed he was on /pol/ back in 2015?


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 10:03:14 [Preview] No.265494 del
Men who have big scrotal sacks will find that it is more difficult to wear stretchers or weights and at the same time maintain a conservative visual appearance between the legs. In other words, those with large sacks who enjoy wearing weights or stretchers may find it difficult (at 3 ½ inches or longer) to hide these items without creating an attention grabbing bulge in the crotch.


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 10:04:03 [Preview] No.265495 del
>>265484
burn in hell
burn in hell
burn in hell


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 10:04:52 [Preview] No.265496 del
>>265491
? nuro


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 10:05:45 [Preview] No.265497 del


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 10:06:12 [Preview] No.265498 del
>>265494
Please keep posting these facts. It is an essential service.


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 10:07:01 [Preview] No.265499 del
>>265455
holy FUCKING shit i want that in me almost as much as I want nuros mammoth cock in me


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 10:07:48 [Preview] No.265500 del
>>265490
>Pork and beef mince
*lamb
FTFY


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 10:08:17 [Preview] No.265501 del
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>>265491
>gookneet created the lolcow flag to ridicule nuro
> now he is unironically posting from it

seriously neets if you have ever witnessed some BTFO schadenfreude this absolutely it


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 10:08:27 [Preview] No.265502 del
>>265495
why does the gookneet trigger the nuro? he probably doesn't even interact with you at all


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 10:08:51 [Preview] No.265503 del
>>265476
He's a filthy jew but I do like his vids.


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 10:09:28 [Preview] No.265504 del
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>>265499
Silence. Child.


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 10:09:45 [Preview] No.265505 del
>>265501
gookneet lives in your head RENT FREE


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 10:09:54 [Preview] No.265506 del
After 15 days or longer without the use of ball weights, the spermatic cords begin to loose their tone. Resuming wearing ball weights will require a gradual reconditioning of the tissues of the spermatic cords. This is akin to a comatose patient- these patients loose their muscle tone at an alarming rate! After 7 days in a coma, these patients's muscle tone and strength degenerate so much that several weeks of physical therapy on each muscle group is required for the patient to have enough strength to move the arms or walk independently. This is also true with the "carrying ability" of the spermatic cords. Resuming ball stretching should be done at the rate of adding 8 ounces every 2 days until the 32 ounce level is reached. Then, the rate should be every 3 days or as is comfortable for the reader. Overstretching of the spermatic cords is a big risk, so take things slowly. A stretching injury to the spermatic cords will set the reader back so that 5 days of healing will be required before the attempted weight load can again be tried. During this reconditioning period, take precautions so that the ball sack and weights are not subjected to large swings or bounces (such as when running, masturbation or sex)….this will also injure the spermatic cords and a period of healing will be required.


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 10:10:12 [Preview] No.265507 del
>>265504
you like posting men, huh?


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 10:11:02 [Preview] No.265508 del
So, the desired length may need maintenance stretching. If weight pulling down on the testicles is no longer desired but the stretch feeling or the feeling of things around the scrotal sack is desired, then try wearing a leather stretcher instead of the ball weights. Obtain a leather stretcher that is at the desired sack length. Two or more leather stretchers that add up to the total desired length can also be used…the stretchers will bend at the joints and allow for a more comfortable wear. Leather stretchers are a lighter device that will hold the testicles at the desired length but does not add any weight


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 10:11:03 [Preview] No.265509 del
>>265477
greg-o is a sick-O!!!!!!!


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 10:11:23 [Preview] No.265510 del
After one to two years, the desired sack length slowly becomes more stable. Maintenance stretching will gradually become less and less necessary to maintain the desired scrotal sack length. After two years at the desired sack length, maintenance stretching will rarely be required. For practical purposes, the ball sack length is permanently at the desired length. The stretching goal has been reached- congratulations! :-)


NEET 11/22/2020 (Sun) 10:11:49 [Preview] No.265511 del
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>>265502
gookneet does not know he is a robot who cant think for himself

gookneet does not know he is the most unpopular neet on the board

gookneets mother is ahamed of him