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NEET General #290 - Polo Shirt Edition NEET 01/04/2021 (Mon) 22:24:12 [Preview] No. 289713
Is the polo shirt the most kino NEET fashion? Is its image harmed when worn in 6XL by an executive NEET?

Old Thread: >>288710


NEET 01/04/2021 (Mon) 22:25:05 [Preview] No.289714 del
WA best A


NEET 01/04/2021 (Mon) 22:25:30 [Preview] No.289715 del
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SA Best A


NEET 01/04/2021 (Mon) 22:26:01 [Preview] No.289717 del
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>>289714
You mongrel cunt.


NEET 01/04/2021 (Mon) 22:35:20 [Preview] No.289726 del
TAS Best A


NEET 01/04/2021 (Mon) 22:37:27 [Preview] No.289731 del
>>289717
You snooze you lose mofo


NEET 01/04/2021 (Mon) 22:37:29 [Preview] No.289732 del
>>289729
>cooked breakfasts
I am impressed you had the energy to cook something in the mornings. I just stumble around for an hour or so.


NEET 01/04/2021 (Mon) 22:38:07 [Preview] No.289733 del
DA best A


NEET 01/04/2021 (Mon) 22:40:33 [Preview] No.289734 del
>>289713
>Is its image harmed when worn in 6XL by an executive NEET?
It's enhanced.


NEET 01/04/2021 (Mon) 22:40:49 [Preview] No.289735 del
>>289714
>>289717
How did he do it?


NEET 01/04/2021 (Mon) 22:41:25 [Preview] No.289736 del
>>289715
That picture is pretty based.


NEET 01/04/2021 (Mon) 22:41:41 [Preview] No.289737 del
>>289735
bribery
and corruption


NEET 01/04/2021 (Mon) 22:43:09 [Preview] No.289738 del
Dropped my on-call timesheets in with payroll. The hot girl who knows she's hot asked if I lost my razor over the break.

Left the wage to get Monsters
cute poojeeta works at the Coles Express petrol station. She wished me a lovely day.


NEET 01/04/2021 (Mon) 22:44:34 [Preview] No.289739 del
>>289738
>The hot girl who knows she's hot
The Russian?


NEET 01/04/2021 (Mon) 22:45:49 [Preview] No.289740 del
>>289739
No. The Russian girl is prettier and is far more modest and less self-absorbed.


NEET 01/04/2021 (Mon) 22:46:26 [Preview] No.289741 del
>>289740
Russian girl is hot without hotness needing to be questioned


NEET 01/04/2021 (Mon) 22:48:00 [Preview] No.289742 del
>>289741
Basically.
Other one makes up for shitty personality with fitness and short skirts.


NEET 01/04/2021 (Mon) 22:48:08 [Preview] No.289743 del
>>289713
>Neapolitan ice-cream


NEET 01/04/2021 (Mon) 22:49:56 [Preview] No.289744 del
Might do a quick grocery shop. Mostly need booze though.


NEET 01/04/2021 (Mon) 22:49:59 [Preview] No.289745 del
>>289742
Short skirts are hard to resist tbqh
You have to loo, no matter the calibre of the woman


NEET 01/04/2021 (Mon) 22:50:38 [Preview] No.289746 del
>>289745
>You have to loo if she's a poo


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NEET 01/04/2021 (Mon) 22:51:47 [Preview] No.289749 del
>>289746
>poojeeta in a short skirt
>does a poo near you
>now you must be alert
>or the poo will be on (you)


NEET 01/04/2021 (Mon) 23:01:23 [Preview] No.289750 del
https://www.news.com.au/entertainment/celebrity-life/celebrity-deaths/tanya-roberts-dead-bond-girl-and-that-70s-show-star-passes-away-at-65/news-story/152a9f99e7bfa1a8e893d7548ea6958a

>After confirming Bond star Tanya Roberts’ death overnight, the actress’ rep has now said the 65-year-old is still alive.


NEET 01/04/2021 (Mon) 23:05:03 [Preview] No.289751 del
>>289750
>>289750
>>After confirming Bond star
I thought it was that new thing.


NEET 01/04/2021 (Mon) 23:10:17 [Preview] No.289752 del
The shedding skin is coming off in tiny specks.
It is frustratingly itchy and stingy.
I have moisturised three times since getting to the wage.


NEET 01/04/2021 (Mon) 23:12:44 [Preview] No.289753 del
>>289751
No, this was back when the only niggers in Bond movies were henchmen.


NEET 01/04/2021 (Mon) 23:13:03 [Preview] No.289754 del
>>289752
Just keep drinking plenty of water. I don't think there is too much else you can do.


NEET 01/04/2021 (Mon) 23:13:47 [Preview] No.289755 del
Slightly taxed after last nights 12.
Going to IGA for a monster or two.


NEET 01/04/2021 (Mon) 23:14:12 [Preview] No.289756 del
Large and nefarious pairs are operating from behind the scenes.


NEET 01/04/2021 (Mon) 23:23:26 [Preview] No.289759 del
>>289752
Keep the shed skin for me please I plan to use it to cast spells.


NEET 01/04/2021 (Mon) 23:24:07 [Preview] No.289760 del
>>289758
BOM conspiracy.


NEET 01/04/2021 (Mon) 23:26:46 [Preview] No.289761 del
>>289760
The media will shift from covid to floods and/or fires for a time, and then resume with the covid shit.


NEET 01/04/2021 (Mon) 23:27:01 [Preview] No.289762 del
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NoFap stages. Read from the bottom up.

How far have you NEETs got when trying NoFap? I have never even tried.


NEET 01/04/2021 (Mon) 23:29:23 [Preview] No.289763 del
>>289762
2 weeks


NEET 01/04/2021 (Mon) 23:29:38 [Preview] No.289764 del
>>289762
>Read from the bottom up.
ffs


NEET 01/04/2021 (Mon) 23:30:22 [Preview] No.289765 del
>>289764
>ffs
Calm down.


NEET 01/04/2021 (Mon) 23:30:37 [Preview] No.289766 del
>>289763
Did you get superpowers?


NEET 01/04/2021 (Mon) 23:33:09 [Preview] No.289767 del
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>>289634
i actually did get it.

fell back asleep and got a few more hours zzzzzs thank fuck im motherfcuking functional

i have learned lately if i am up early at 3:30 or 4:30am its because of an evil poo


NEET 01/04/2021 (Mon) 23:38:06 [Preview] No.289768 del
>>289767
Very good pepe


NEET 01/04/2021 (Mon) 23:41:45 [Preview] No.289769 del
I can post better Pepes then Numo.


NEET 01/04/2021 (Mon) 23:42:03 [Preview] No.289770 del
There's an illegal thread in teh catalogue, but it has nice tits.


NEET 01/04/2021 (Mon) 23:48:05 [Preview] No.289771 del


NEET 01/04/2021 (Mon) 23:50:00 [Preview] No.289772 del
>>289771
shut the fuck up 10k you utter nigger


NEET 01/04/2021 (Mon) 23:53:33 [Preview] No.289773 del
>>289772
Based. He's a two faced tripple nigger


NEET 01/04/2021 (Mon) 23:59:07 [Preview] No.289774 del
theres discord for children...


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 00:01:28 [Preview] No.289775 del
>>289774
Leave those kids alone.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 00:07:31 [Preview] No.289776 del
>>289744
UPDATE: back with some grog and an assortment of perishable food items. Hot as fark and sweating bullets but still enjoying this hot cafe coffee. There was one (1) Insta-thot dressed in tight workout clothing. I regret not creepshotting her. It's as if I'm slowly becoming a decent law-abiding citizen. KEK


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 00:08:04 [Preview] No.289777 del
>>289762
>I have never even tried.
Never tried either. I don't care about it and believe that self-improvement comes from than this process.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 00:08:21 [Preview] No.289778 del


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 00:08:50 [Preview] No.289779 del
>>289767
>its because of an evil poo
What is the cause of them?


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 00:09:12 [Preview] No.289780 del
Second monster going down.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 00:09:56 [Preview] No.289781 del
I watched Weber take a monster down his throat


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 00:15:11 [Preview] No.289782 del
Snuck out for a cheeky schnitty brunch at Cafe de Villi’s.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 00:17:44 [Preview] No.289783 del
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NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 00:18:54 [Preview] No.289784 del
>>289782
(You) earned it!


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 00:30:55 [Preview] No.289785 del
>>289762
Never seen the point. Diet and total lack of study have always been the obvious things to work on for me.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 00:34:05 [Preview] No.289786 del
Is there any sort of volunteer work where you're likely to meet qts?


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 00:39:36 [Preview] No.289787 del
>>289781
Was it a white monster?


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 00:39:48 [Preview] No.289788 del
>>289786
Intern for a gynecologist?


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 00:44:24 [Preview] No.289789 del
That fucken snake's back


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 00:49:28 [Preview] No.289790 del
Even though I still can't play for shit, I'm looking at songs to buy for rocksmith. Any suggestions for the greatest guitar songs of all time to play in my living room?


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 00:51:42 [Preview] No.289791 del
>>289790
Just learn a bunch of 4 chord songs and mess around with the rhythm.
Beatles songs and country pop songs.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 00:52:50 [Preview] No.289792 del
>>289790
Pappadum by the Wiggles


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 00:55:02 [Preview] No.289793 del
>>289786
Only Hapas.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 00:55:03 [Preview] No.289794 del
Can't believe Numo doesn't live in Berserker 4701.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 00:55:30 [Preview] No.289795 del
>>289789
Did you chase it?


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 00:57:16 [Preview] No.289796 del
>>289795
Nah I got yelled at.
Apparently it was sitting in the other disabled bay (I park in the first one) when I was out getting schnitzel. It then disappeared into the shrubbery, which I walked through instead of using the path.
The property people and some wanker looking guy (probably a snake catcher) were piss farting about.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 00:58:50 [Preview] No.289797 del
>>289794
It's too far from the beach for him.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 01:00:06 [Preview] No.289798 del
>>289796
> It then disappeared into the shrubbery, which I walked through instead of using the path.
It knows not to fuck with you.

>were piss farting about.
Wasting time as usual.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 01:11:03 [Preview] No.289799 del
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Brunch


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 01:13:10 [Preview] No.289800 del
Possum once made me reach into his bush and grab his snake.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 01:15:30 [Preview] No.289801 del
>>289790
Battle without honour or humanity.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=gw5vAd5icAg [Embed]


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 01:19:32 [Preview] No.289802 del
>>289799
>Mrs Macs
Is she any good? I have seen them but never tried one.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 01:20:09 [Preview] No.289803 del
Highly imaginative bowl painting today


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 01:21:41 [Preview] No.289804 del
>>289803
True artistry.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 01:35:20 [Preview] No.289805 del
>>289802
I only get them when they're on special, today they were 50 cents off the full price but often they go half-price. I originally wanted a sausage roll but they were sold out. A few minutes in the mike and you've got a half-decent meal or snack if you're an exec.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 01:36:04 [Preview] No.289806 del
>>289804
The poo needs no direction, it paints itself.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 01:36:20 [Preview] No.289807 del
>>289805
>the mike
I cannot endorse this abbreviation.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 01:41:32 [Preview] No.289808 del
>>289799
Feed parcel.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 01:42:03 [Preview] No.289809 del
>>289807
I agree. I thought he was talking about Irish.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 01:42:04 [Preview] No.289811 del
Was the mandalorian 2020's biggest let down?


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 01:42:04 [Preview] No.289810 del
WHO WANTS A DONNYBROOK?


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 01:42:40 [Preview] No.289812 del


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 01:42:57 [Preview] No.289813 del
>>289811
>soy wars


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 01:43:29 [Preview] No.289814 del
where'd my fucking post go? >>289810


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 01:44:39 [Preview] No.289816 del
>>289814
who are you ??


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 01:45:42 [Preview] No.289817 del
>>289811
Close. 10k's girth was actually the bigger disappointment tbqh


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 01:45:57 [Preview] No.289818 del
>>289816
donnybrookNEET


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 01:46:12 [Preview] No.289819 del
>>289816
I'm batman


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 01:46:15 [Preview] No.289820 del
>>289814
Have you refreshed the page?


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 01:46:44 [Preview] No.289821 del
>>289817
true he made out he was hung like a monster can, when in fact he was hung like a crayola crayon


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 01:47:03 [Preview] No.289822 del
>>289820
Why would I do that?


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 01:48:37 [Preview] No.289823 del
>>289812
>?
It is you.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 01:50:27 [Preview] No.289824 del
The two monsters after the drinks last night has got me shaky and half dizzy


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 01:50:33 [Preview] No.289825 del
>>289822
To troubleshot the problem.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 01:52:34 [Preview] No.289826 del
>>289824
I will be consuming another Monster in 27 minutes.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 01:52:56 [Preview] No.289827 del
>>289825
sounds like something a Sir would do


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 01:54:16 [Preview] No.289828 del
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>>289824
>>289826
Why the sudden monster bingeing webby?


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 01:54:19 [Preview] No.289829 del
>>289799
A disheartening meal


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 01:55:23 [Preview] No.289831 del
>>289828
>Why the sudden monster bingeing webby?
Sudden? I have been imbibing Monster for some months now.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 01:56:13 [Preview] No.289832 del
>>289776
you wont fit in here soon...


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 01:58:15 [Preview] No.289833 del
I'll piss on you.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 01:58:53 [Preview] No.289834 del
>>289829
I'm sorry?

>>289807
If that NOOT can get away with 'lando' then I'm using this.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 01:59:11 [Preview] No.289835 del
>>289833
Large stream?


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 01:59:22 [Preview] No.289836 del


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 01:59:51 [Preview] No.289837 del
>>289834
That is moofie NEET he has been a problem offender for a long time now.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 02:01:08 [Preview] No.289838 del
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NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 02:01:18 [Preview] No.289839 del
cooking snags in the mike then i'll watch a moofie


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 02:01:48 [Preview] No.289840 del
>>289838
fuck off seppo shit


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 02:02:44 [Preview] No.289841 del
>>289840
u cant talk to me like that


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 02:03:25 [Preview] No.289842 del
>>289841
who are you ??


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 02:03:35 [Preview] No.289843 del
>>289826
Having a steel mug full of hydro before I start in the workshop


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 02:04:28 [Preview] No.289844 del
>>289842
mike lando


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 02:04:51 [Preview] No.289845 del
>>289843
is nuro training you today?


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 02:05:00 [Preview] No.289846 del
>>289838
I wonder if that will be said in any churches in a similar manner.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 02:05:05 [Preview] No.289847 del
>>289843
hydrolite for your diarrhoea?


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 02:05:28 [Preview] No.289848 del
>>289831
To suppress appetite?


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 02:05:59 [Preview] No.289849 del
>>289848
so i feel awake


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 02:09:10 [Preview] No.289850 del
crunchy bacon. what do you thin about htat 10k? you two faced tripple nigger cunt!!!!!!!!!!!!!


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 02:12:28 [Preview] No.289851 del
>>289844
lol well bantered.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 02:14:41 [Preview] No.289852 del


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 02:18:19 [Preview] No.289853 del
>>289850
>thin
>htat


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 02:20:06 [Preview] No.289854 del
>>289853
oh fuck off nofun, no one here likes you


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 02:28:44 [Preview] No.289855 del
>>289831
The secret of weight loss?


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 02:29:59 [Preview] No.289856 del
>>289855
Could be.
Just cracked a can.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 02:31:38 [Preview] No.289857 del
fuck you nofun!


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 02:33:22 [Preview] No.289858 del
>>289857
calm down


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 02:33:47 [Preview] No.289859 del
>>289856
How much have you lost?


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 02:35:05 [Preview] No.289860 del
>>289858
fuck off you fagioli


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 02:35:32 [Preview] No.289861 del
>>289839
>tfw you've helped expand the NEET vernacular


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 02:36:45 [Preview] No.289862 del
>>289860
Calm down.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 02:37:50 [Preview] No.289863 del
>>289859
dunno
been meaning to weigh myself this year


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 02:42:08 [Preview] No.289864 del
We had a teacher in high school called Mr. Landis. He was in the army so we called him "Lando the Commando". He was a bro and rolled with it.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 02:44:00 [Preview] No.289865 del
We had a teacher in high school called Mr. Jaensch. He had man boobs so we called him "Tits". He was hell mad about it.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 02:46:19 [Preview] No.289866 del
I’ve lost 6kg since Oct 1. In the habit of weighing myself each morning this year. Keen to see it graphed


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 02:47:17 [Preview] No.289867 del
>>289866
I stole your 6kg


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 02:48:13 [Preview] No.289868 del
>>289867
Can you steal 30kg from me, please?


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 02:50:24 [Preview] No.289869 del
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NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 02:57:53 [Preview] No.289870 del
>>289864
as if you wouldn't.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 02:59:45 [Preview] No.289871 del
Howdy NEEToes, how's things?


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 03:00:27 [Preview] No.289872 del
>>289871
hello Shire
good thank you
how ar eyou today?


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 03:00:42 [Preview] No.289873 del
>>289871
Good afternoon NEET. Going okay. You?


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 03:01:17 [Preview] No.289874 del
>>289873
>>289872
I'm doing well.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 03:01:31 [Preview] No.289875 del
>>289871
Hello m8.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 03:02:12 [Preview] No.289877 del
>>289845
I don't think nuro drinks hydro, he's more of a gatorade chud.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 03:02:41 [Preview] No.289878 del
>>289876
Interesting.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 03:04:41 [Preview] No.289879 del
>>289868
And my excess 60kg


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 03:04:45 [Preview] No.289880 del
>>289876
Great, give the normies ideas. I remember cctv of some guy in england smearing something on all the car door handles in the street. I immediately recalled this phenomenon. The melbourne outbreak was along these lines.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 03:04:45 [Preview] No.289881 del
>>289876
Great, give the normies ideas. I remember cctv of some guy in england smearing something on all the car door handles in the street. I immediately recalled this phenomenon. The melbourne outbreak was along these lines.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 03:11:48 [Preview] No.289883 del
>>289882
I don't get this part:
>“A young man has been seriously, seriously injured. We need to speak to the fourth male; he knows who he is. We need him to come to the police station to assist with inquiries.”
If they're going to charge him and they have his name, why are they holding out in identifying him? Unless he is 16 and below chances are he's going to get charged with manslaughter as an adult. If he has ran over someone or been involved in a violent crime isn't he a danger to society?


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 03:19:32 [Preview] No.289884 del
>>289883
>Unless he is 16 and below chances are he's going to get charged with manslaughter as an adult.
<Police believe one occupant, an 18-year-old male, exited the vehicle shortly after it struck the 17-year-old.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 03:20:33 [Preview] No.289885 del
>>289882
I also like the way the cops automatically assume the ones in the car were trying to steal from the Poo and not the other way around.


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NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 03:30:48 [Preview] No.289887 del
Possum once made me perform a lewd act on him he said would boost my testosterone.


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NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 03:40:08 [Preview] No.289891 del
I think I need to make a spreadsheet


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 03:40:56 [Preview] No.289892 del


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 03:41:33 [Preview] No.289893 del
>>289892
Daily tasks and things not-to-do.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 03:43:39 [Preview] No.289894 del


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 03:44:33 [Preview] No.289895 del
Those two monsters were a mistake
Feeling ready for bed. Time for a black instant


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 03:45:20 [Preview] No.289896 del
>>289895
>Time for a black instant
The squirts are coming.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 03:45:51 [Preview] No.289897 del
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>>289895
>Time for a black instant


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 03:47:06 [Preview] No.289898 del
>>289897
>boong235.jpg
I missed these numbered collections.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 03:52:37 [Preview] No.289899 del
If anyone has access to a C++ compiler would they mind putting this together to see if it works:
https://hg.icculus.org/icculus/lugaru/file/97b303e79826/Source/GameTick.cpp


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 04:03:41 [Preview] No.289901 del
>>289896
Just had a smoke too
I can feel the squirt powering up


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 04:03:55 [Preview] No.289902 del
>>289899
You'd need the header files it references to compile it.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 04:04:31 [Preview] No.289903 del
>>289900
These people are mongs.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 04:07:49 [Preview] No.289904 del


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 04:08:13 [Preview] No.289905 del
>>289901
Release it!


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 04:08:39 [Preview] No.289906 del
>>289893
That's a good idea. Perhaps I need to increase the ratio of things I shouldn't be doing during the day (eg drinking, fapping, spending too much time online etc) to tasks I have to do.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 04:09:52 [Preview] No.289907 del
>>289906
things we shouldn't do / fun = life


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 04:11:53 [Preview] No.289909 del
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>>289902
It came from the thread on halfchan /g/ with this image in the title requesting examples of "niggerlicious code"


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 04:12:16 [Preview] No.289910 del
>>289887
It would have if you'd swallowed it all.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 04:13:00 [Preview] No.289911 del
going to search my car for that fucken snake shortly


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 04:15:20 [Preview] No.289912 del
48 hours until Trump Declares a coup or Nuro is proven wrong


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 04:15:50 [Preview] No.289913 del
>>289912
numo has a smelly couper


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 04:16:17 [Preview] No.289914 del
>>289911
Tell him I said "hi."


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 04:17:39 [Preview] No.289916 del
>>289912
I don't think you understand how the true believers will see it. They'll move the goal post to another date and repeat the cycle; "This time, I know it'll be true."


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 04:18:06 [Preview] No.289917 del
>>289915
That is harmless snake and nothing like that NEETs precious brown snake.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 04:18:19 [Preview] No.289918 del
>>289911
I hid him in the last place you would expect. keke


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 04:19:03 [Preview] No.289919 del
>>289916
Yeah MAGA is a full blown cult now.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 04:19:16 [Preview] No.289920 del
>>289911
https://youtube.com/watch?v=pFAR8pG0FJo [Embed]


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 04:21:00 [Preview] No.289921 del
>>289920
That's not running at it...


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 04:21:44 [Preview] No.289922 del
>>289918
He'd never expect a snake up his bum


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 04:22:17 [Preview] No.289923 del
>>289922
What about the hissing and sweet release?


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 04:23:46 [Preview] No.289924 del
>>289895
How much did you sleep?


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 04:25:05 [Preview] No.289925 del
>>289909
I haven't touched c++ for years, but that's not a coding style I think highly of.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 04:29:59 [Preview] No.289926 del
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>>289925
Coincidentally, I just finishing going through the C++ textbook and wrote notes as a way to make sense of the content after learning designated Java. Time to move onto another subject tomorrow.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 04:30:05 [Preview] No.289927 del
might make a stew, what do you think about that huh 10k?


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 04:30:30 [Preview] No.289928 del
>>289925
you don't know how to program like nuro does, eat your own shit


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 04:31:41 [Preview] No.289929 del
>>289927
>huh 10k
Is that the doktors assistant?

>>289928
No one does.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 04:33:18 [Preview] No.289930 del
>>289926
>Java
hello sir HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 04:34:20 [Preview] No.289931 del


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 04:35:03 [Preview] No.289932 del
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NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 04:35:09 [Preview] No.289933 del
>>289926
My C++ and Java courses were very challenging for me but i'd be happy if i found a use for it. Ironically i want to learn matlab a bit more and i know that it compiles c++ code from block diagrams.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 04:36:43 [Preview] No.289934 del
>>289933
>were very challenging
nuro ended up taking over the classes when he did them, even taught the teacher a thing or two


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 04:37:05 [Preview] No.289935 del
>>289931
>>289932
nice fail HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 04:38:26 [Preview] No.289936 del


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 04:39:01 [Preview] No.289937 del
>>289927
A stew? In this heat? SMH


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 04:39:08 [Preview] No.289938 del
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>>289928
Rude. There is no need to bully python programmers just because we have small penises.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 04:41:36 [Preview] No.289939 del
>>289937
not everyone is autistic like you nofun


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 04:41:59 [Preview] No.289940 del
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NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 04:42:10 [Preview] No.289941 del
>>289938
Bully my tiny python


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 04:42:22 [Preview] No.289942 del
>>289939
That reply doesn't make any sense.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 04:42:25 [Preview] No.289943 del
hurr durr i can only eat food at certain times of hte year or i go into an autistic fit, what a fucking joke


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 04:43:04 [Preview] No.289944 del
>>289942
nurr gurr flurr hurr murr durr fucking dunce


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 04:43:04 [Preview] No.289945 del
>>289927
I think you should probably make a stew m8.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 04:43:41 [Preview] No.289946 del
>>289945
now i'm not going to make one, how do you feel about that 10k? you two faced tripple nigger CUNT1


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 04:44:29 [Preview] No.289947 del
>>289946
shut up 10K


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 04:44:43 [Preview] No.289948 del
>>289946
>how do you feel about that 10k?
Ambivalent,stoned and hungover.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 04:45:28 [Preview] No.289949 del
Has NEETlore made me a hater of stew in my absence or something?


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 04:45:51 [Preview] No.289950 del
I HATE STEW


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 04:46:26 [Preview] No.289951 del
Second work wank.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 04:46:52 [Preview] No.289952 del
>>289949
You are notorious for it don't blame anyone else.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 04:48:01 [Preview] No.289953 del
>>289949
you're a shit person that ruined everything, go dox someone else you shitheel!


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 04:48:03 [Preview] No.289954 del
>>289952
Stew murdered my parents in front of me when I was a child


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 04:48:57 [Preview] No.289955 del
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Time for a standard.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 04:49:38 [Preview] No.289956 del
>>289955
fat leg and stop wearing THONGS inside you filthy animal


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 04:50:54 [Preview] No.289957 del
>>289956
>THONGS

They are clearly slides you absolute pleb.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 04:51:06 [Preview] No.289958 del
>>289953
M8,I never even did mention this thing you can do where you take the name and date of birth that some gives out freely and enter it into the public computer at the courts.
Bloody amazing what you can find out about a bloke that way,


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 04:51:06 [Preview] No.289959 del
>>289915
The same thing happened on the last season to that tennis wanker Bernard Tomic, I laughed my arse off. IIRC he quit shortly after that.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 04:51:16 [Preview] No.289960 del
>>289949
You were never a stew person


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 04:51:43 [Preview] No.289961 del
>>289956
>fat leg
How rude. There is no shame in being a NEET of size.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 04:51:58 [Preview] No.289962 del
imagine STILL having your christmas tree up
how
em
bar
ra
ssing


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 04:52:50 [Preview] No.289963 del
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Cheese and beef sausage, chiko roll and a 600ml coke from the servo. No surprise that I feel fucking terrible


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 04:52:54 [Preview] No.289964 del
>>289962
It's going down on friday.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 04:53:06 [Preview] No.289965 del
>>289958
doxing doxing dozxing doxing stop doxing NURO your just jealous you snake


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 04:53:31 [Preview] No.289966 del
>>289964
take it down NOW


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 04:53:36 [Preview] No.289967 del
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>>289954
It killed me mum


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 04:53:38 [Preview] No.289968 del
https://www.healthline.com/health/jaw-wired-shut

>There was a period in the 1970s and 1980s when doctors wired shut the jaws of people for up to a year to help them lose weight.

>People did lose weight initially when their jaws were wired shut, comparable to those who received bariatric surgery, but many of them regained the weight after doctors removed the jaw wires.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 04:53:42 [Preview] No.289969 del
Now I am a stew hating snake
Such is life


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 04:53:51 [Preview] No.289970 del
>>289963
That shit is like airbrushed


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 04:54:31 [Preview] No.289971 del


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 04:54:41 [Preview] No.289972 del
>>289963
Poorly bantered.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 04:55:29 [Preview] No.289973 del
>>289969
you shouldn't even be allowed to post here, you should be banned and banished forevor


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 04:55:30 [Preview] No.289974 del
>>289955
You have clean and well kept living room.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 04:55:53 [Preview] No.289975 del
>>289943
Calm the fuck down. You can eat it whenever you want, it just ain't (IMO) as enjoyable as on a cold Winter's night.

>>289955
Take down the tree!


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 04:56:12 [Preview] No.289976 del
>>289955
You got three (3) Christmas cards?
I only got one.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 04:56:12 [Preview] No.289977 del
>>289972
you really need to learn what banter actually is you mong


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 04:57:40 [Preview] No.289978 del
>>289973
I am a miserable example of humanity,doomed to hate stew and cause trouble eternally.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 04:58:29 [Preview] No.289979 del
It is a well-decorated tree though I'll give you that. But nothing else.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 04:59:03 [Preview] No.289980 del
>>289972
It wasn't intended as banter. Poor image choice on my part, I'm sorry If I upset you mate.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 04:59:08 [Preview] No.289981 del
>>289979
You lust after his tree,admit it.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 05:00:42 [Preview] No.289982 del
Well-decorated danglers.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 05:00:44 [Preview] No.289983 del
>>289978
>doomed to hate stew
Racist.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 05:01:57 [Preview] No.289984 del
>>289975
iT jUsT aInT aS eNjOyAbLe
who the fuck cares, you're an annoying shit with your smarmy remarks and i called you out for it. stop being an autist about food
>>289980
nofun is a fuck head, just ignore it
>>289978
remember, the solution is painless and free


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 05:02:01 [Preview] No.289985 del
>>289981
He wants it so Possum will have somewhere to live.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 05:02:03 [Preview] No.289986 del
>>289983
Your stewpid


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 05:02:17 [Preview] No.289987 del
>>289965
>>289966
You'll be leaving if this continues.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 05:03:02 [Preview] No.289988 del
>>289985
I heard Possum can magically appear in any tree that NEETs have sex near.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 05:03:22 [Preview] No.289989 del


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NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 05:06:20 [Preview] No.289991 del
>>289971
Thanks, Comfiness is what I strive for.

>>289974
Thankyou.

>>289975
>Take down the tree!

It's coming down by the end of the week.

>>289976
One is a birthday card.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 05:06:54 [Preview] No.289992 del
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I wonder if the squirts are still going.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 05:08:20 [Preview] No.289993 del
>>289987
i'm not the one trying to dox nuro, that's 10k


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 05:08:37 [Preview] No.289994 del
10mg of temazepam down the hatch


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 05:08:48 [Preview] No.289995 del
>>289991
>end of the week
that's a strange way of saying now!


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 05:09:21 [Preview] No.289996 del
>>289993
I'm over nuro m8, I'm just trying to warn NEETs of the dangers of stew these days.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 05:09:30 [Preview] No.289997 del
everyone chillout and have a big glug of hydro


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 05:10:15 [Preview] No.289998 del
>>289994
is that your testosterone pills?


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 05:10:28 [Preview] No.289999 del
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APPY NEW YEAR YA WOIT DOG CARNTS


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 05:10:44 [Preview] No.290000 del
>>289996
rent fucking free, his basedness is too much for you. you shoudl be banished to the shadow realm for doxing him


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 05:11:45 [Preview] No.290001 del
>>289993
Hmmmmmmmmmmmm, both those are your posts.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 05:11:51 [Preview] No.290002 del
>>289999
Good digits wizzo. Well done.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 05:12:03 [Preview] No.290003 del
>>289998
It placates my swingers.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 05:12:15 [Preview] No.290004 del
>>290000
I haven't doxed him m8, he did that himself multiple times.
I did look him up with the information he provided, he's quite a naughty little boy tbh.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 05:12:18 [Preview] No.290005 del
>>289994
I have heard that temazepam can be rather euphoric.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 05:12:21 [Preview] No.290006 del
>>289999
Thank you Wizzy and thank you delivering.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 05:12:37 [Preview] No.290007 del
>>289999
Nice one Wizzy


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 05:12:53 [Preview] No.290008 del
>>290001
this is not me >>289958 he is trying to dox nuro and i'm making you aware of it
>Hmmmmmmmmmmmm
yourself


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 05:13:15 [Preview] No.290009 del
>>290001
I suspect there is malicious fuckery afoot.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 05:13:22 [Preview] No.290010 del


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 05:13:59 [Preview] No.290011 del
>>290001
see he's doing it here!!!!!!!! >>290004
BO do something


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 05:14:03 [Preview] No.290012 del
>>290008
So your saying you want me to talk more about this?
I'm confused here m8.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 05:15:31 [Preview] No.290013 del
>>290012
are you retarded? STOP doxing nuro!!!!


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 05:15:49 [Preview] No.290014 del
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>>290008
I am telling you to stop this >>289965 & >>289966

>>290011
See attached.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 05:15:58 [Preview] No.290015 del
i can't stand this disgusting treatment of nuro anymore goodBYE
Me either, see you tomorrow


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 05:16:11 [Preview] No.290016 del
Dense dual pendulums


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 05:16:51 [Preview] No.290017 del
>>290013
Can I post the google reviews of the bike shop at least ?
They are really fucking funny.
Seriously, most of them are complaints about seats and pedals falling off the rental bikes


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 05:17:18 [Preview] No.290018 del
>>290004
What did he do?


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 05:17:42 [Preview] No.290019 del
>>290015
Done :-)


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 05:18:18 [Preview] No.290020 del
>>290018
He's talking about something that happened long ago.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 05:18:33 [Preview] No.290021 del
>>290018
I shall not say, it's against the rules.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 05:20:19 [Preview] No.290022 del
>>290017
do it on a vpn quickly


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 05:20:20 [Preview] No.290023 del
If you say you are leaving, you will be leaving. Reflect on that before shit posting continuously.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 05:20:44 [Preview] No.290024 del
>>290021
>everyone else has nuros dox
I feel like the outsider


NEET Board owner 01/05/2021 (Tue) 05:21:11 [Preview] No.290025 del
>>290022
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 05:21:43 [Preview] No.290026 del
>>290017
Nah nuro's bike shop is high end and does customs for cunts with too much dosh


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 05:23:34 [Preview] No.290027 del
>>290023
shut up


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 05:27:19 [Preview] No.290028 del
>>290023
I'll reflect your shit


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 05:28:16 [Preview] No.290029 del
>>290027
Will you be leaving again?


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 05:28:33 [Preview] No.290030 del


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 05:29:52 [Preview] No.290031 del
Very sharp japanese knives


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 05:30:26 [Preview] No.290032 del
>>290029
who????


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 05:35:59 [Preview] No.290033 del
Listening to Cafe del Mar and watching some light rain reflect on the venetians. Thinking of where I’d rather be.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 05:38:04 [Preview] No.290034 del
>>290033
>Cafe del Mar
Is it this:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=5tF1DYLn_Bw [Embed]

It sounds reasonably comfy.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 05:38:13 [Preview] No.290035 del
This fart is definitely a squirt


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 05:38:58 [Preview] No.290036 del
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>>290033
where would you rather be , monk?


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 05:39:07 [Preview] No.290037 del
>>290033
nuro did backing tracks for that album once


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 05:39:42 [Preview] No.290038 del
>>290035
Wipe it!


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 05:47:48 [Preview] No.290039 del
>>289958
No, tell me more...


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 05:50:29 [Preview] No.290040 del
Started sanding my 'Lux down but he's got so much rust under him. Going to wait to my brother comes home so he can help me. Feel bad leaving it any longer


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 05:53:27 [Preview] No.290041 del
4x3


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 05:55:37 [Preview] No.290042 del


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NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 05:58:51 [Preview] No.290044 del
>>290036
Is that a tropical country with scantily clad Latina girls? Then yes


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 06:00:12 [Preview] No.290045 del
>>290040
>Lux

wat


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 06:05:38 [Preview] No.290046 del
>>290045
Toyota Hilux I think


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 06:05:59 [Preview] No.290047 del


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 06:09:30 [Preview] No.290048 del
>he doesn't know what 'Lux means


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 06:10:04 [Preview] No.290049 del
>>289782
I think I may need to venture back out for feed, another day where I didn't eat.
Not keen on 2 min noodles again.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 06:10:17 [Preview] No.290050 del
>>290045
mike 'lux' lando


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 06:11:08 [Preview] No.290051 del
The sunburn is progressively worse, multiple layers of skin are coming off and it is very painful.
I just had a shower, which hurt too but now I feel okay.
I think I will have several tonight.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 06:11:21 [Preview] No.290052 del
>>290050
Based name.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 06:11:29 [Preview] No.290053 del
>>289786
Shitey met one at the salvos.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 06:11:53 [Preview] No.290054 del
couldn't find that fucken snake


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 06:11:54 [Preview] No.290055 del
>>290051
>I think I will have several tonight.
You need a cold hard wank.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 06:12:26 [Preview] No.290056 del
>>290053
and fucked it all up


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 06:12:26 [Preview] No.290057 del
>>290054
I hope they haven't caught him...


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 06:12:33 [Preview] No.290058 del
>>289799
Is that on top of your mushroom sauce?


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 06:13:04 [Preview] No.290059 del
>>290056
But he has moved on to more a wholesome relationship.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 06:15:05 [Preview] No.290060 del
>>289837
He's got a tight arse so gets away with it.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 06:15:10 [Preview] No.290061 del
>>290049
Are you trying to lose weight?


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 06:15:15 [Preview] No.290062 del
it's probably cooked under the bonnet of the commie
I should have a look
snek and salad for dindins


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 06:15:49 [Preview] No.290063 del
>>290053
Was she the poojeta?


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 06:16:22 [Preview] No.290064 del
>>289871
Good, yourself?


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 06:16:41 [Preview] No.290065 del
>>289874
You better be.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 06:17:02 [Preview] No.290066 del
>>290063
The (married) poojie is his current squeeze from the hospital.

The girl at the salvos was half white half asian dog of some sort


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 06:18:39 [Preview] No.290067 del
>>290066
A happa would be perfectly acceptable. I wonder if I can salvos-shop until I run into a cute one.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 06:19:13 [Preview] No.290068 del
>>289886
I was going to edit this but got too much mental fog and tiredness.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 06:19:45 [Preview] No.290069 del
Also, trying to meet qts at volunteer work does have a certain logic to it. I'm a charity case.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 06:22:29 [Preview] No.290070 del
>>289949
Just mongs being mongs.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 06:23:26 [Preview] No.290071 del
>>289955
Noice, Monaro is on shift til late tonight. I might join you in a bit.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 06:24:01 [Preview] No.290072 del
>>290070
Mong leading the mong.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 06:24:09 [Preview] No.290073 del
>>289960
Very few neets can appreciate the subtle beauty of a good broth.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 06:26:04 [Preview] No.290074 del
>>289977
Well bantered.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 06:26:43 [Preview] No.290075 del
having a salad for dindins


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 06:27:24 [Preview] No.290076 del


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 06:28:17 [Preview] No.290077 del


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 06:29:19 [Preview] No.290078 del
Tfw not cucking a fat gay pooskin by fucking his poojeeta wife on the regular


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 06:30:30 [Preview] No.290079 del
>>290054
He'll find you.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 06:31:44 [Preview] No.290080 del
>>290055
I can barely move.
Not even enough to have a wank.
I should've moisurised after that shower instead of sitting here naked brushing the skin.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 06:32:01 [Preview] No.290081 del
>>290056
Kitty was best.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 06:32:22 [Preview] No.290082 del
>>290061
Nah, just haven't been having choofs or beer.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 06:32:34 [Preview] No.290083 del
>>290080
just get your gf to rub some vitamin e cream on it


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 06:32:43 [Preview] No.290084 del
>>290062
It's about time you truly embraced your culture.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 06:33:14 [Preview] No.290085 del
>>290063
Poor NEETlore.
It was the hapa


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 06:33:59 [Preview] No.290086 del
>>290067
They're all second hand, most have chips or are missing part of their set.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 06:34:27 [Preview] No.290087 del
>>290075
So no snek?


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 06:34:43 [Preview] No.290088 del
>>290078
tfw no >


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 06:34:53 [Preview] No.290089 del
>>290087
not tonight it would seem


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 06:35:09 [Preview] No.290090 del
>>290083
I already said she's at work.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 06:35:51 [Preview] No.290091 del
>>290089
Did motherbat come back to camp with any grubs or yams?


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 06:35:54 [Preview] No.290092 del
>>290086
The happas?


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 06:37:15 [Preview] No.290093 del
>>290091
I think the nutty tasting things in my salad is Witchetty grub


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 06:40:08 [Preview] No.290094 del
One of my favourite guitars died.

RIP King.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 06:40:28 [Preview] No.290095 del
>>290094
Guitarists*


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 06:41:11 [Preview] No.290096 del
>>290094
BB King died a long time ago, mate.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 06:41:39 [Preview] No.290097 del
Day 5 of nowank.
Horny. Rather irritable.
Bit more energetic than usual but in a very bad mood. I think this is something of a withdrawal from my pornography addiction. I've cut down on the grog too but that was never really a problem for me.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 06:42:20 [Preview] No.290098 del
>>290097
I might print off that graphic posted earlier today and start ticking the boxes.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 06:43:20 [Preview] No.290099 del
>>290097
You're going to end up having a massive wank.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 06:44:03 [Preview] No.290100 del
>>290098
Might be worth printing this one off to as a reminder >>289481


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 06:44:16 [Preview] No.290101 del
Been getting weird calls from overseas, it's a new number too and I don't think it's anywhere online.
Spooky NEETS


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 06:44:28 [Preview] No.290102 del
>>290100
a reminder to eat more salads


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 06:44:50 [Preview] No.290103 del
>>290101
Answer it and start mashing the keypad. Do NOT call it back.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 06:45:14 [Preview] No.290104 del
>>290093
She's a good woman.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 06:45:20 [Preview] No.290105 del
>>290101
It's Weber calling from inside your anus.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 06:45:37 [Preview] No.290106 del
>>290096
So did Freddy and Albert.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 06:46:41 [Preview] No.290107 del
Sir is meant to be completing my tax return started from last month, since he went on break for two weeks by the EOD today. It is looking more and more unlikely.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 06:46:54 [Preview] No.290108 del
>>290099
Yeah, I can make it to day ten or so without too much difficulty. Hopefully I can kick it for good though. I'm aiming for gf2021.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 06:47:23 [Preview] No.290109 del
I come back to the board after a week and sure as shit there is more nuro drama. We need a complete ban on flags.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 06:48:13 [Preview] No.290110 del
>>290109
The Power Hour will start soon. We can discuss it then.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 06:48:17 [Preview] No.290111 del
>>290103
Could just be one of those callback scams where you call back and are charged $99 an hour.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 06:48:49 [Preview] No.290112 del
>>290109
It's also just one (1) mong.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 06:49:26 [Preview] No.290113 del
>>290111
Yes, never call back and you can catch them if you are fast enough. If you can answer them in time do so. Otherwise do not call back.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 06:50:45 [Preview] No.290114 del
>>290046
Its me, I'm Calling from your bank, There is a problem with your account and i need your card details to sort it out.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 06:51:52 [Preview] No.290115 del
>>290108
How is not masturbating going to land you a gf? lmao wtf.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 06:52:22 [Preview] No.290116 del
>>290004
What crimes has he committed?


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 06:53:17 [Preview] No.290117 del
>>290115
>lmao wtf.
You will learn to read the posts you miss.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 06:53:46 [Preview] No.290118 del
>>290113
Why would I pick up and keymash? What would that achieve other than letting them know I got their call.
I remember in the 2008 pajeet plague they would just spam call to see when people were home


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 06:53:53 [Preview] No.290119 del
>>290116
Stole a jar of Blend 43.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 06:54:05 [Preview] No.290120 del
>>290117
I will not!


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 06:54:44 [Preview] No.290121 del
I had $0.81 in my bank account. I went to Aldi and bought a $0.79 packet of spaghetti. I am going to have it with canola oil and tomato sauce. All I have. The cupboard is bare.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 06:55:22 [Preview] No.290122 del
>>290118
>What would that achieve other than letting them know I got their call.
Most are people typing in the numbers manually and if they stay on the line it would piss them off, as they probably wear those headsets and cannot turn down the volume as quickly.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 06:55:38 [Preview] No.290123 del
>>290120
You will learn to love it!


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 06:55:57 [Preview] No.290124 del
>>290117
I read them and didn't get it.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 06:56:10 [Preview] No.290125 del
>>290121
are there any of those food things the charities have near you? the ones where you can get some cans of shit and a loaf of bread or whatever


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 06:56:13 [Preview] No.290126 del
>>290121
When is your next Cenno?


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 06:57:07 [Preview] No.290127 del
I have wet flannels on my shoulders.
I wet them with cold water and they are now luke warm.
This is going to go on for most of the week I think.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 06:57:35 [Preview] No.290128 del
>>290124
He's using it as some type of motivation.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 06:58:29 [Preview] No.290129 del
>>290127
It sounds like you have deep burns. Perhaps see a chemist to get some burn cream.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 06:58:45 [Preview] No.290130 del
Nuro tried to sort out some problems with my bank account once, sadly it was too late and scammers had already taken it all.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 06:58:54 [Preview] No.290131 del
>>290125
>charities
I would be too embarrassed to be an executive who walks into the food charity looking for free food.

>>290126
>When is your next Cenno?
Next week. I will just do a fast. I am trying to lose weight.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 06:59:51 [Preview] No.290132 del
>>290130
Tragic


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 07:00:26 [Preview] No.290133 del
>>290121
you shoulda gone to coles, there is nothing worth racking at aldi.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 07:01:36 [Preview] No.290134 del
>>290133
>racking
I could not stand the shame of getting caught.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 07:02:07 [Preview] No.290135 del
>>290129
I spent about 6 hours in the direct sun like a wanker. Each day it's hurting more. One of the RNs at work gave me some aloe vera spray that stings like a bitch but makes it better for about half an hour after.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 07:02:29 [Preview] No.290136 del
>>290127
If I was there I would give you a cetaphil massage, the type that would take your mind off all your problems.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 07:02:48 [Preview] No.290137 del
>>290131
>executive who walks into the food charity looking for free food.
They shouldn't judge. Going hungry is not worth it for your mindset. It drives me mad, find out a place near you:
https://ozharvest.org/food/receive-food-individuals/


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 07:04:24 [Preview] No.290138 del
>>290058
Thanks for noticing. Thought I'd make use of that instead of plain old bottled tomato sauce.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 07:04:53 [Preview] No.290139 del
>>290136
You would need to be tender with your touch.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 07:05:21 [Preview] No.290140 del
>>290138
It looked good yesterday.
What did you do with the mushrooms?


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 07:05:58 [Preview] No.290141 del
>>290135
You need something like this for the burn, as it dehydrates you and makes you feel like shit. If its a massive area that is deep, see or even call Dr Pajeet for a prescription for a higher quantity and dose at a lower price:
https://www.chemistwarehouse.com.au/buy/31066/burnaid-burn-gel-25g

A sunburn can equivalent to burning yourself with water depending on its thickness.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 07:06:13 [Preview] No.290142 del
>>290069
Partially well-bantered


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 07:06:25 [Preview] No.290143 del
I want some junk food.
What should I get?
I'm thinking a zinger box.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 07:06:27 [Preview] No.290144 del
>>290080
And yet still no pic


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 07:07:08 [Preview] No.290145 del
>>290081
She did meow nicely.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 07:07:27 [Preview] No.290146 del
Dehydrated foreskin


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 07:07:27 [Preview] No.290147 del
>>290134
Well think about it while you eat your pasta a la big red


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 07:08:08 [Preview] No.290148 del
after my salad I had some jelly, custard, and small can of pineapple rings


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 07:08:33 [Preview] No.290149 del
workshop day's done. see you neets later tonight


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 07:08:54 [Preview] No.290150 del
>>290148
>small can of pineapple rings
Interesting choice for pudding.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 07:09:12 [Preview] No.290151 del
>>290149
Have fun, stay safe.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 07:10:12 [Preview] No.290152 del
>>290150
hoping to improve the taste of my semen


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 07:10:35 [Preview] No.290153 del
>>290140
There was only 4 and they've now been eaten


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 07:10:58 [Preview] No.290154 del
The big power players.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 07:12:25 [Preview] No.290155 del
For that povo neet with the pack of pasta

https://youtube.com/watch?v=ehsFw84xHRA [Embed]


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 07:12:56 [Preview] No.290156 del
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NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 07:15:30 [Preview] No.290157 del
There once was a NEET, who ate too many tnedy treats.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 07:16:04 [Preview] No.290158 del
Cummies go in mummies tummies


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 07:17:46 [Preview] No.290159 del
>>290158
Hmmmmmmmmmm


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 07:19:19 [Preview] No.290160 del
Having one (1) scoop of vanilla flavoured Musashi protein powder and a teaspoon of creatine.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 07:20:57 [Preview] No.290161 del
>>290160
Creatine is carcinogenic to the swingers.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 07:21:42 [Preview] No.290162 del
>>290161
creatine is naturally produced


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 07:22:48 [Preview] No.290163 del
Large mutated carcinogenic swingers


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 07:26:44 [Preview] No.290164 del
Large 27 year old swingers producing a downregulated testosterone level of sub 300ng/dl due to continued daily alcohol consumption


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 07:28:09 [Preview] No.290165 del


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 07:32:13 [Preview] No.290166 del
>>290137
>They shouldn't judge.
No they won't say anything judgmental, but they must be thinking it. I can't stand the thought of them having those thoughts.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 07:34:17 [Preview] No.290167 del
>>290094
>>290096
https://youtube.com/watch?v=bWx_GyTLGmQ [Embed]


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 07:35:24 [Preview] No.290168 del
>>290139
I would be tender where I needed to be tender, and firm where I needed to be firm. The contrast would send a thrill right through your whole body.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 07:35:58 [Preview] No.290169 del
Feeling incredibly lethargic.
12 standards should not have me feeling like this especially after a decent breakfast and lunch on top of ~6+ hours of sleep.
I wish I had a local healthcare student friend who could assist me in acquiring dextroamphetamine.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 07:36:03 [Preview] No.290170 del


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 07:36:07 [Preview] No.290171 del
>>290168
Think I need another wank now.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 07:36:30 [Preview] No.290172 del
>>290155
That recipe needs tomato paste.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 07:38:15 [Preview] No.290173 del
>>290169
You're going to end up dying of liver failure.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 07:38:15 [Preview] No.290174 del
>>290169
Shitey is smart to have nothing to do with you. You should realise that but you are too consumed by your obsession with drugs.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 07:42:14 [Preview] No.290175 del
>>290169
You had a stressful day yesterday with doctor pooj


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 07:42:16 [Preview] No.290176 del
Cruisey I sent you an email.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 07:43:25 [Preview] No.290177 del
>>290174
It's only a matter of time before me and Shitey form the NEET dream team.
He will send one of his Asian harem members to come and take my blood and check my test levels, I will send her back with a bag of white powder.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 07:44:10 [Preview] No.290178 del
Observing Monk's reckless behavior through an Australian Unemployment forum and having an interest in Psychology, I would have to diagnose him with buttholeline personality disorder and bi-polar disorder type-II.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 07:44:16 [Preview] No.290179 del
>>290177
You stay away from that young man. He has a bright future ahead of him.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 07:45:01 [Preview] No.290180 del
>>290178
I diagnosed him with big hairy mong syndrome years ago.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 07:45:40 [Preview] No.290181 del
>>290176
Why don't you ever email Weber?


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 07:46:03 [Preview] No.290182 del
>>290178
I'm excited to share the actual diagnosis when I get it, see which NEET was closest.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 07:49:31 [Preview] No.290183 del
>>290178
>diagnose him with buttholeline personality disorder
So BUM RASH


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 07:50:08 [Preview] No.290184 del
>>290182
It will be unique if you have buttholeline personality disorder, it's mostly chicks that have that.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 07:52:31 [Preview] No.290185 del
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>A 2017 review evaluated the use of several stimulants for treating depression in bipolar disorder.
>One of these was dextroamphetamine, which is an active ingredient in Adderall. A significant improvement in depressive symptoms was observed when dextroamphetamine was used.

Hmmmmmm.....


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 07:54:06 [Preview] No.290186 del
>>289838
It just occurred to me that the one plausible way trump could still win the election is if his administration can prove extensive voter fraud in the special election in georgia tomorrow. Hmmm.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 07:55:29 [Preview] No.290187 del
>>290186
he should just declare martial law and tell the boogaloo boys to do their thing


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 07:57:09 [Preview] No.290188 del
>>290186
Honestly can't wait to see him fuck off and never be heard from again.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 07:58:14 [Preview] No.290189 del
The psychiatrist is a pooman too. Maybe he'll be dodgy and just chuck the whole prescription book at me.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 07:58:40 [Preview] No.290190 del
>>290188
There will the same level of glowing coverage for the new government. Remember the Australian media spent the first 10 minutes of every news broadcast telling us how wonderful Obama was for 8 years.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 08:02:05 [Preview] No.290191 del
>>290189
>just chuck the whole prescription book at me.
I think they all do that, or at least the 3 or 4 I have seen did.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 08:03:24 [Preview] No.290192 del
I replied to your email.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 08:05:08 [Preview] No.290193 del
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Do any neets here suffer from hypochondria?


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 08:06:20 [Preview] No.290194 del
Looks like shit but tasted good.
Also got some of this >>290141 while I was out. Thanks for the recommendation.
Monaro called me while I was out, obviously to try and catch me in boong mode. Sober as a judge. Time for a beer.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 08:06:47 [Preview] No.290195 del
>>290192
No, you replied to mine.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 08:07:11 [Preview] No.290196 del
>>290189
He'll just give you some SSRI which will prevent you from being able to wank.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 08:08:35 [Preview] No.290197 del
>>290193
No, but a friend does, he gets a cold or some other minor illness and thinks he has some terminal illness.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 08:08:47 [Preview] No.290198 del
wew hey guys, pretty shit humid day, home and hosed, cant believe schitzofag made a return today. what an absolute fuckwit. my condolances #BO


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 08:08:58 [Preview] No.290199 del
>>290194
Nice, does look tasty.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 08:09:07 [Preview] No.290200 del
>>290194
Big sloppy feed.

Looks good.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 08:09:16 [Preview] No.290201 del
>>290196
Last time I was on SSRIs it didn't affect my sex drive much.
Nor has the seroquel. My wanking powers are immune.

I'm wondering how I would go about getting a history of all the different prescriptions I've had over time.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 08:09:37 [Preview] No.290202 del
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>>290196
Which in turn will activate your nofap SUPERPOWERS


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 08:10:14 [Preview] No.290203 del
>>290198
You look in great shape for a guy your age nuro, don't believe what these mongs say.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 08:11:04 [Preview] No.290204 del
I unironically wish I was nuro, at least I'd be pleased with myself most the time even when I'd done nothing to deserve it.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 08:11:06 [Preview] No.290205 del
>>290144
I don't know if it's the camera or the light but it's barely visible on the camera.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 08:11:29 [Preview] No.290206 del
>>290153
They looked good. Better than the sauce even.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 08:11:54 [Preview] No.290207 del
>>290201
I guess if you've had the same Dr, you could get a list of everything, get them to print off your medical record.

The SSRI's I'm currently on were total boner killers when I first started, got the doc to prescribe me some dick pills.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 08:12:01 [Preview] No.290208 del
>>290198
>cant believe schitzofag made a return today. what an absolute fuckwit
he's a lot better than you dumbass


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 08:12:06 [Preview] No.290209 del


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 08:13:47 [Preview] No.290210 del
>>290177
Narcissistic personality disorder, asd lv2 and mild retardation.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 08:13:49 [Preview] No.290211 del
>>290207
Do you find them interfering with your memory?


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 08:13:53 [Preview] No.290212 del
>>290204
i call it [austism] rewardianism [/autism]


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 08:14:35 [Preview] No.290213 del
>>290208
bullshit he didnt even post any OC you fuckwit


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 08:14:40 [Preview] No.290214 del
>>290194
Good hearty feed.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 08:15:05 [Preview] No.290215 del
>>290195
I may have replied to several of you.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 08:15:29 [Preview] No.290216 del
>>290205
Post more skin please


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 08:15:46 [Preview] No.290217 del
How tall do you NEETs think Nuro is?
I'd say 5'8"


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 08:15:54 [Preview] No.290218 del
>austism
Fruedian every time


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 08:16:19 [Preview] No.290219 del
>>290205
Why did you take your shirt off? Were you trying to impress that Cow orker?


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 08:16:29 [Preview] No.290220 del
>>290218
It needs to be in capitals too mong.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 08:17:16 [Preview] No.290221 del
I replied to your reply.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 08:17:23 [Preview] No.290222 del
>>290211
Nope, I've been on over half a dozen different SSRI's and an SNRI in my troubled life, none of them have fucked with my memory, just my dick and made me feel a bit sick for the first week or so of taking them


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 08:17:31 [Preview] No.290223 del
>>290198
why are you posting a kid?


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 08:17:32 [Preview] No.290224 del
(444.51 KB 640x645 brain_damage.jpg)


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 08:17:56 [Preview] No.290225 del
To the NEET who asked how much that cocaina cost me the other day, it was $320.
I've probably spent the same on smokes in the past 2-3 weeks too.
Too ashamed to check the booze expenditure too.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 08:18:01 [Preview] No.290226 del
>>290223
its a meme jackass


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 08:18:07 [Preview] No.290227 del
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NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 08:18:59 [Preview] No.290228 del
>>290226
how is it a meme? why do you keep posting that kid?


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 08:19:07 [Preview] No.290229 del
FUCK
That Burn aid shit stings like a cunt.
This is fucked.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 08:19:14 [Preview] No.290230 del
>>290205
They say a sunburn is good for your immune system and general health.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 08:20:56 [Preview] No.290231 del
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NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 08:21:08 [Preview] No.290232 del
>>290229
Stay out of the sun neet, I know what it's like to get blisters all over my back because of sunburn.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 08:21:14 [Preview] No.290233 del
>>290219
I am no longer impressive.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 08:21:32 [Preview] No.290234 del
>>290231
thats hot


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 08:21:59 [Preview] No.290235 del
>>290228
im not posting a kid i am posting a meme your smoothbrain cannot interpret


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 08:22:03 [Preview] No.290236 del
>>290231
ummmmmm


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 08:22:39 [Preview] No.290237 del
>discontinue if irritation occurs
I think where I sprayed must be cracked open and it got in to the meat.
Fuaaark.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 08:22:55 [Preview] No.290238 del
>>290198
Hi Nuro, welcome home.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 08:23:00 [Preview] No.290239 del
>>290231
Keep the skin flakes and make a broth with them.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 08:23:34 [Preview] No.290240 del
>>290235
what is the meme?


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 08:23:38 [Preview] No.290241 del
>>290234
>>290236
I sunburnt my dick.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 08:23:54 [Preview] No.290242 del
>>290237
>got in to the meat
Finally an erotic story.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 08:24:11 [Preview] No.290243 del


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 08:25:17 [Preview] No.290244 del
>>290196
>>290207
The SSRIs make it harder to ejaculate. The first wank on them you can't even cum but over time you adjust to it and after a few weeks you are almost wanking normally again. You just have to give it time.

Symptoms may vary though I suppose.

I told my doctor about my ejaculation problem and he said he uses the same drug to treat people with premature ejaculation.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 08:25:33 [Preview] No.290245 del
>>290241
Nude beach?


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 08:26:05 [Preview] No.290246 del
>>290245
I don't think it explicitly said that anywhere.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 08:28:21 [Preview] No.290247 del
>>290244
The first few weeks I couldn't even get a stiffy on the ones I am on now (citalopram) which is why I got some dick
pills.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 08:29:43 [Preview] No.290248 del
>>290167
Sorry for your loss, I know what it feels like to lose a musician you look up to.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 08:32:09 [Preview] No.290249 del
That wine I got from the crying lady has gone sort of sour.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 08:32:11 [Preview] No.290250 del
6 standards tonight.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 08:32:29 [Preview] No.290251 del
the gypsies are outside again...


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 08:32:38 [Preview] No.290252 del
>>290249
Wine doesn't keep once opened...


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 08:32:56 [Preview] No.290253 del
I haven't had alcohol for 4 days.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 08:33:29 [Preview] No.290254 del
>>290223
>>290228
Settle down m8. It goes for the little girls, not the boys.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 08:34:15 [Preview] No.290255 del
>>290217
There's been a debate about this on celebheights.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 08:34:21 [Preview] No.290256 del
>>290254
going back to nuro's catholic school days huh


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 08:34:31 [Preview] No.290257 del
>>290248
Cheers, listening to some of his albums now.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 08:35:05 [Preview] No.290258 del
>>290225
Jesus, imagine how much healthier you'd be if you were unemployed.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 08:35:11 [Preview] No.290259 del
>>290251
Cuddle them.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 08:35:51 [Preview] No.290260 del
>>290172
Used to just mix some cheap frozen veg with spaghetti when I lived alone.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 08:35:52 [Preview] No.290261 del
That spaghetti with canola oil and ketchup was better than it had any right to be. I used a lot of salt in the pasta water. I only added a little bit of ketchup to the drained noodles to avoid the vinegariness overpowering the dish. There was just a hint of ketchup stirred through the spaghetti. Lots of cracked black pepper. Very good.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 08:35:53 [Preview] No.290262 del
Extreme LB augmentations.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 08:36:10 [Preview] No.290263 del
>>290250
...and here's the same guy, somewhat later in life.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 08:37:13 [Preview] No.290264 del
>>290261
>ketchup


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 08:38:00 [Preview] No.290265 del
$790.93 balance due on the credit card


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 08:38:28 [Preview] No.290266 del
>>290217
It's hard to tell with him being chubby but he looks to be about there.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 08:38:42 [Preview] No.290267 del
>>290263
Brother of Terrence?


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 08:39:18 [Preview] No.290268 del
>>290264
Heinz brand.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 08:39:58 [Preview] No.290270 del
>>290265
Get on my level


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 08:40:10 [Preview] No.290271 del
>>290185
A review is just looking at what has been researched. It's not conclusive but suggests a link may exist based on their analysis of previous data.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 08:40:22 [Preview] No.290272 del
>>290265
Do you have the money to pay it?


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 08:41:11 [Preview] No.290273 del


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 08:41:17 [Preview] No.290274 del
>>290185
I would love to try treating my chronic sads with a stimulant. It just seems like a logical thing to do imo.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 08:41:36 [Preview] No.290275 del
nuro egy néger


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 08:41:53 [Preview] No.290276 del
>>290272
And if not, how much will you be renting your bussy out for (asking for a friend)


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 08:42:06 [Preview] No.290277 del
>>290275
'sup bro?


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 08:42:26 [Preview] No.290278 del
>>290275
Based.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 08:42:55 [Preview] No.290279 del
>>290270
Big interest?


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 08:43:00 [Preview] No.290280 del
>>290275
Based Hungbro.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 08:43:20 [Preview] No.290281 del
>>290269
>>290269
haahahahahahahha

https://youtube.com/watch?v=ec0XKhAHR5I [Embed]


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 08:43:26 [Preview] No.290282 del
>>290275
italian flag looks wrong


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 08:43:38 [Preview] No.290283 del
Cat's foot, iron claw
Neuro-surgeons scream for more
At paranoia's poison door
Twenty-first century schizoid man

Blood rack, barbed wire
Politicians' funeral pyre
Innocents cuddled with napalm fire
Twenty-first century schizoid man

Death seed, blind man's greed
Poets' starving, children bleed
Nothing he's got he really needs
Twenty-first century schizoid man


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 08:43:54 [Preview] No.290284 del
>>290275
sorry mate my best friend is bulgarian


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 08:43:55 [Preview] No.290285 del
>>290240
It's a picture of kindergarten asleep during his zoom school class.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 08:44:25 [Preview] No.290286 del
>>290281
Why did you have a meltdown when 10k posted it then?


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 08:44:36 [Preview] No.290287 del
>>290279
It was 0% when I got it but that must have expired by now. I'm too anxious to even look into it.
I'm gonna put a grand towards it when I get paid next week, save a grand for rent, pay my car rego and then try and keep the boongin' on the downlow to get by with the rest.
Wanna try and save 3.5k in 6 months if not earlier.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 08:44:50 [Preview] No.290288 del
>nuro
>friend
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 08:45:25 [Preview] No.290290 del
>>290285
why post a kid for no reason? it's creepy and very nonce-y, of course it will be an exception since the rules don't apply to nuro


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 08:45:52 [Preview] No.290291 del
>>290286
to cause trouble for no good reason


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 08:45:58 [Preview] No.290292 del
>>290213
Of-age Cuties?


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 08:46:05 [Preview] No.290293 del
>>290289
that was deep


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 08:46:13 [Preview] No.290294 del
>>290285
>kindergarten
too old


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 08:46:38 [Preview] No.290295 del
>>290289
Get it in ya


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 08:47:12 [Preview] No.290296 del
>>290294
like them even younger? damn nuro, you're showing those catholic priests how it's done


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 08:47:20 [Preview] No.290297 del
Imagine thinking that rules apply to nuro.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 08:47:27 [Preview] No.290298 del
13 minutes until the boongery begins


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 08:47:32 [Preview] No.290299 del
>>290289
Food for thought.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 08:48:16 [Preview] No.290300 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=3eBroYj_Qv0 [Embed]


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 08:48:29 [Preview] No.290301 del
>>290289
The bottle top at the end was a nice touch.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 08:48:34 [Preview] No.290302 del
>>290298
I have started early.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 08:48:55 [Preview] No.290303 del
>>290230
I've heard that too. The damage to your body stimulates the immune system to heal and/or protect from further damage/infection. Or perhaps it was just one of them old whore's tales.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 08:49:10 [Preview] No.290304 del
>>290288
he's too based for friends


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 08:49:18 [Preview] No.290305 del
>>290275
mit vacsorázott ma


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 08:50:37 [Preview] No.290306 del
>>290288
Nuro was my friend once


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 08:50:43 [Preview] No.290307 del
>>290305
boong sperma


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 08:50:49 [Preview] No.290308 del
>>290265
Pay that off.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 08:51:38 [Preview] No.290309 del
>>290307
tegyen paprikát a túradrágjába


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 08:51:45 [Preview] No.290310 del
>>290286
i have not been on the gen all day

>>290291
oooffffff look as this projection *shitballls**


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 08:51:56 [Preview] No.290311 del
Oh noes! The mando just took his helmet off, all this time he was really the red viper of dorne


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 08:52:15 [Preview] No.290312 del
>>290310
>i have not been on the gen all day
I wondered why today was good.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 08:52:53 [Preview] No.290313 del
>>290261
Probably tasted really good because you are really hungry and have nothing else


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 08:52:53 [Preview] No.290314 del
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>>290290
shits changed bitch nigger


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 08:53:04 [Preview] No.290315 del
>>290310
>all day
When it was first posted you disingenuous mong.
Is your drugged up brain unable to recall things from more than a few seconds ago?


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 08:53:18 [Preview] No.290316 del
>>290310
that neet is talking about last year when it was posted you mongoloid


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 08:53:36 [Preview] No.290317 del
>>290309
Forró!


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 08:53:55 [Preview] No.290318 del
>>290301. >>290293, >>290299. >>290295!

The replies have secret messages.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 08:54:10 [Preview] No.290319 del
>>290314
Honestly that's the most attractive shot of her I've seen, less is more.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 08:54:17 [Preview] No.290320 del
>>290294
>>290297
#BO BAN THIS FAGLORD THANKS

nuro out


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 08:54:54 [Preview] No.290321 del
>>290314
always knew you were the nonce NEET


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 08:55:00 [Preview] No.290322 del
Nuro called me an attentionwhore last night.
I'd like to know what NEETs think about mine and Nuros attentionwhoring; is it the same, is it different? Am I a bigger attention whore? Who is more wholesome?

t. credit card debt guy


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 08:55:06 [Preview] No.290323 del
>>290314
>i-is that a recently legal f-f-female girl??
>huhhh I'M GONNA COOM
>HUGHHH I'M COOOOOOOMMMMING


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 08:55:18 [Preview] No.290324 del
>>290311
waiting for winds of winter


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 08:55:41 [Preview] No.290325 del
And just like that, the gen's quality improved sharply.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 08:55:59 [Preview] No.290326 del
>>290322
you never gave yourself a name and constantly use a flag, your attentionwhoring is nowhere near nuro's level and that's a good thing


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 08:56:34 [Preview] No.290327 del
>>290313
You might be right. It is like how water tastes better when you're really thirsty.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 08:56:40 [Preview] No.290328 del
>>290319
She reminds me of the kid in the movie Logan


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 08:56:56 [Preview] No.290329 del
Remember when nuro got upset because the BO updated the flags which meant his posts from previous threads no longer had flags?


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 08:56:57 [Preview] No.290330 del
Why is there no NZ flag option?


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 08:57:50 [Preview] No.290331 del
>>290326
My name is Monk


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 08:57:55 [Preview] No.290332 del
>>290329
good thing he isn't an attention seeking crybaby


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 08:58:30 [Preview] No.290333 del
Chef neet returns?


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 08:58:36 [Preview] No.290334 del


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 08:59:12 [Preview] No.290335 del
>>290333
i like his cooking posts, they're the best oc we have


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 08:59:20 [Preview] No.290336 del
Time for a G&T.
Have any of you neets seen the new Jack Ryan reboot? I watched the first episode the other day. It was about what I expected from a Tom Clancy tv show. Nice to just put on and relax with.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 08:59:39 [Preview] No.290337 del
I miss Monaro.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 09:00:02 [Preview] No.290338 del
>>290335
Was he the stirfry neet? Some other neet said he was a pedo.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 09:00:04 [Preview] No.290339 del
>>290336
What is it called?


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 09:00:14 [Preview] No.290340 del
>>290335
Indeed


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 09:00:26 [Preview] No.290341 del
nuro used his superb engineering skills to create an air fryer once


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 09:00:37 [Preview] No.290342 del
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>>290331
Mine also. Our mother's must have thought alike.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 09:01:05 [Preview] No.290343 del
>>290338
there's no evidence to back up that claim


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 09:02:50 [Preview] No.290344 del
The tonic is a bit flat and I have fuck all left so it is very heavy on the gin. I can't believe how quickly I've gone through it. I fucking hate the taxes in this country.
>>290339
Jack Ryan.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Ryan_(TV_series)


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 09:03:21 [Preview] No.290345 del
>>290342
this was not in the wiki.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 09:03:54 [Preview] No.290346 del
>>290338
Don't believe everything you read on the internet neet, except when you read that I have the biggest NEETstick of all.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 09:06:05 [Preview] No.290347 del
>>290346
>>290343
I found the claim: >>169871


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 09:07:55 [Preview] No.290348 del
>>290347
yes, but there's no evidence other than a wild accusation. i'd rather not lose a neet that actually contributes quality oc to this board for no good reason


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 09:08:55 [Preview] No.290349 del
Wearing socks AND sandals


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 09:09:16 [Preview] No.290350 del
crocs btfo


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 09:09:43 [Preview] No.290351 del
>>290348
>a wild accusation
I made the accusation and it is not wild. I am absolutely certain of it. My NEETlore is unsurpassed and should not be questioned.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 09:09:57 [Preview] No.290352 del
Large pairs, heavyset.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 09:10:21 [Preview] No.290353 del
>>290348
Yeah, you're right. I misremembered and thought that imissfather had said that stirfry neet was the pedoposter.
Sorry about the confusion and slander.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 09:10:43 [Preview] No.290354 del
I think I have quite a round, feminine arse apart from how hairy it is.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 09:10:45 [Preview] No.290355 del
>>290351
pretty sure you're the pedoneet trying to pass off the blame then


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 09:11:57 [Preview] No.290357 del


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 09:12:06 [Preview] No.290358 del
old home filler up and keep on truckin cafe


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 09:12:35 [Preview] No.290359 del
>>290355
Fuck you.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 09:13:06 [Preview] No.290360 del
Do neets have a groove in their chair?


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 09:13:41 [Preview] No.290361 del
>>290359
calm down


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 09:14:21 [Preview] No.290362 del
Still haven't cleaned the lube and vaginal juices off the chair I took from the office. Gonna give it a go with the pressure cleaner this weekend.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 09:14:42 [Preview] No.290363 del
>>290344
What kind of gin?


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 09:15:18 [Preview] No.290364 del
>>290362
Should have used the Karcher on her undercarriage before you let her sit on your chair.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 09:15:25 [Preview] No.290365 del
Once again, mong hour on the gen has arrived.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 09:15:32 [Preview] No.290366 del
>>290349
That sounds comfy.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 09:15:49 [Preview] No.290367 del
>>290362
imagine the smell


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 09:16:02 [Preview] No.290369 del
>>290354
I am now flabby with a loose bum.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 09:17:21 [Preview] No.290371 del
>>290363
Vickers.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 09:18:13 [Preview] No.290372 del
I bet Shitey doesn't listen to vocaroo's.
He seems like the type who would be unimpressed.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 09:18:21 [Preview] No.290373 del
>>290315
>Is your drugged up brain unable to recall things from more than a few seconds ago?
Schizophrenia medication is not meant to be combined with gutter drugs and booze, this causes short and long term memory problems.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 09:18:21 [Preview] No.290374 del
It's like a vocaroo nomination drinking game.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 09:19:03 [Preview] No.290375 del
>>290373
>gutter drugs
Toilet drugs!


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 09:19:29 [Preview] No.290376 del
>>290372
I don't think he reads much of each thread anyway. Just pops in to say hello from time to time.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 09:19:40 [Preview] No.290377 del
>>290365
I wish BO and Posso would have a beer with me.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 09:20:07 [Preview] No.290378 del
>>290348
Wild accusations must be taken seriously, they're basically facts after all.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 09:20:44 [Preview] No.290379 del


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 09:20:56 [Preview] No.290380 del
>>290314
She was underage at Christmas time. Hence this is an Illegal image. The Greta image chain forked yesterday with that twitter post.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 09:22:00 [Preview] No.290381 del
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>>290379
>Cycle of boong.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 09:22:37 [Preview] No.290382 del
>>290347
How do you even bring up an almost 4-month old post anyway? Are you even human or some sort of AI?


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 09:23:00 [Preview] No.290383 del
Might go to bed in a minute.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 09:23:41 [Preview] No.290384 del
>>290382
I heard he recites every post made here in order before he can sleep at night.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 09:23:42 [Preview] No.290385 del
>>290376
That's what keeps all you needy NEETs loving him. You don't get excited for any of the NEETs who are here all the time. We're now just used and abused meat. But any time him, or shire, or some other Bulge connected to a name comes, you're panties get wet lusting for their (You)s. Literal notice me senpais. Vile. Looking like Weber's jumper. Fucking cum queens for Shitey.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 09:24:01 [Preview] No.290386 del
>>290370
Who's playing and who's winning?


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 09:24:56 [Preview] No.290387 del
>>290383
Goodnight m8


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 09:25:07 [Preview] No.290388 del
>>290385
>cum queens for Shitey
New board name next time there's a split.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 09:25:36 [Preview] No.290389 del
>>290383
G'night m8,have a good rest.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 09:25:43 [Preview] No.290390 del
>>290382
I just searched "stirfry neet" "pedo" with my query restricted to endhhan.net/ausneets/


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 09:25:45 [Preview] No.290391 del
I'll be his cum queen for a blister pack of dexies


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 09:26:46 [Preview] No.290393 del
>>290381
Well bantered. That could be the gang which beat Nuro up.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 09:27:26 [Preview] No.290394 del
>>290383
I'll join you. we can spoon a bit first


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 09:27:34 [Preview] No.290395 del
>>290390
I much prefer the idea that you have a warehouse full of cross referenced cards on each post,thread and NEET.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 09:27:54 [Preview] No.290396 del
>>290392
Hearty kek
You're a monster
Does sperg have the balls to challenge you?


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 09:27:56 [Preview] No.290397 del
>>290392
Disgusting.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 09:28:09 [Preview] No.290398 del
>>290390
I dislike that word posted here.
Asian food should never be said out loud.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 09:29:28 [Preview] No.290399 del
>>290396
>>290397
I kept forgetting to press record at the right time.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 09:30:17 [Preview] No.290400 del
>>290381
Be careful your posting kids you found on Google image using the quoted text. You might trigger the pedo who posts random picture of kids in tight outfits you can't find online except shady looking websites with gallaries of similar filth. It's not the same and he'll ignore the time he posted a screen capture of gymantic video of a prepubescent child. Yet again it's double standard. All someone else fault.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 09:30:54 [Preview] No.290401 del
>>290398
rent free


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 09:31:18 [Preview] No.290402 del
WORST THREAD IN AUSNEET HISTORY

ALL BECAUSE SOME MENTALLY ILL FUCKTARD RETURNED


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 09:31:44 [Preview] No.290403 del
>>290392
do any of you have an edit tool to cut out the 13sec to 15 sec bit?


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 09:32:26 [Preview] No.290404 del
>>290400
at least that post had some relevance unlike nuros
>shady looking websites
instagram
(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 09:32:40 [Preview] No.290405 del
>>290402
Playing Nuro isn't a good meme.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 09:32:51 [Preview] No.290406 del
>>290402
he posts here every day with his flag


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 09:33:38 [Preview] No.290407 del
>>290402
It's terrible when we don't talk about Nuro isn't it?


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 09:34:39 [Preview] No.290408 del
>>290406
he comes back and takes a steaming dump on the GEN


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 09:34:48 [Preview] No.290409 del
using a reaction gif that has a kid in it as a response to a post gets deleted, but nuro posting some kid sleeping on a chair for no reason is perfectly fine


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 09:35:01 [Preview] No.290410 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=gksUFITl9Rw [Embed]


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 09:35:22 [Preview] No.290411 del
>>290408
he posts here every day with his flag


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 09:35:35 [Preview] No.290412 del
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NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 09:36:25 [Preview] No.290413 del
>>290411
he eats shit for breakfast


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 09:36:26 [Preview] No.290414 del
>>290412
Boy I sure wish someone would post some vibrant new original memes here!


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 09:36:32 [Preview] No.290415 del
>>290412
hello nuro


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 09:36:51 [Preview] No.290416 del
>>290411
he lost life


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 09:37:23 [Preview] No.290417 del
>>290411
the internets is his only purpose


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 09:38:04 [Preview] No.290418 del
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NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 09:38:17 [Preview] No.290419 del
I have an interesting conversation topic.
Who here managed to rack up at least 12 restraining orders from women in 2020?
C'mon, hands up,don't be shy.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 09:38:33 [Preview] No.290420 del
>>290380
You sir are the sort of person who gives spergs everywhere a bad name.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 09:39:22 [Preview] No.290421 del
>>290418
Anime is gay.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 09:40:33 [Preview] No.290422 del
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>>290419
oh no no no no no


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 09:40:41 [Preview] No.290423 del
>>290394
Pictures please.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 09:40:51 [Preview] No.290424 del
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>>290420
i cant believe its back

the cringe levels, the projection, the gaslighting

hope it OD or just KIS


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 09:40:54 [Preview] No.290425 del
>>290419
I've still only had 1


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 09:40:56 [Preview] No.290426 del
I've got some fish in the oven. Going to have it with my spaghetti bolognese for dindins.
I am going to need to go for a shop tomorrow.


NEET Board owner 01/05/2021 (Tue) 09:41:14 [Preview] No.290427 del
I banned who I assumed was pedo poster. He knew images came from a source pretty well. I said before he would be banned.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 09:41:58 [Preview] No.290428 del
>>290427
the idiot pedophile's images had links to the girls instagram accounts, that's how we found them and could confirm their names and ages you fool...


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 09:42:20 [Preview] No.290429 del
This is not the image of the guy I had for this song.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 09:42:28 [Preview] No.290430 del
>>290420
I'll name your bad sperg.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 09:42:28 [Preview] No.290431 del


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 09:43:21 [Preview] No.290432 del
>>290430
Sperg is a good boy.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 09:43:34 [Preview] No.290433 del
>>290429
even wearing an eye patch cant make smoking cool


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 09:43:59 [Preview] No.290434 del
>>290427
>who I assumed
Fascist cunt.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 09:44:01 [Preview] No.290435 del
>>290419
I don't even know 1


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 09:44:08 [Preview] No.290436 del
>>290404
>banning someone who looked at the filenames of the pictures the pedo posted to find the girls instagram accounts and confirming without a doubt they're underage


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 09:44:31 [Preview] No.290437 del
How do you cunnos decide what to do eat each day?
I'm kind of embarrassed about my eating habits. I simply just don't know what to eat. Been living out of home for years now and I still haven't learnt much cooking. But again the problem is choice.
There's a few things I can cook, but at the moment I'm prepping just chicken and rice for lunch and then I'll have maybe a tear and share for dinner, or often just skip it and have beers.
Some of you have some really decent meals but I don't even know where to start. I've never been a big eater or much of a foodie at all, sure I like a good meal at a restaurant but otherwise I see it as basically just fuel.
I was thinking of starting an excel sheet with the ingredients of meals I'd cook so I at least know what to buy when I go shopping.
I routinely let food go off or unused because I don't know what to make.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 09:44:40 [Preview] No.290438 del
>>290433
Only a Galah would suck tar.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 09:44:57 [Preview] No.290439 del
>>290434
its really sad, i pointed out here how i knew >>290428 >>290436


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 09:45:23 [Preview] No.290440 del
>>290392
You answered nothing, fuck you.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 09:46:10 [Preview] No.290441 del
>>290422
M8, we can have a chat about a hypothetical number of public exposure charges one day too.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 09:46:23 [Preview] No.290442 del
>>290437
>>290437
I'm a bit the same.
I have ideas on what to cook when I go shopping but buy half the ingredients I need then only cook some of it and the rest goes off.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 09:47:02 [Preview] No.290443 del
>>290441
i look forward to it


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 09:47:33 [Preview] No.290444 del
>>290439
You take the job too seriously.
Ban whoever, you don't need to explain yourself.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 09:48:01 [Preview] No.290445 del
3 beers in 30 minutes
Is that normal?


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 09:48:13 [Preview] No.290446 del
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NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 09:48:36 [Preview] No.290447 del
>>290444
i'm not the bo...


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 09:49:41 [Preview] No.290448 del
>>290447
Ban everyone then.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 09:50:43 [Preview] No.290449 del
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NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 09:50:51 [Preview] No.290450 del
>>290445
Stop now. I am. It is time for a feed then watch youtube and fall asleep.
I'm eating 18 cinnamon donuts and will be watching
https://youtube.com/watch?v=kJG5iqip0NQ [Embed]
After a shower and a freshen up.
Learn how to control your boonglyf.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 09:51:03 [Preview] No.290451 del
ban everyone but the bo and nuro


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 09:51:16 [Preview] No.290452 del


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 09:51:55 [Preview] No.290453 del
Cruisey ignored my email again.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 09:52:06 [Preview] No.290454 del
>>290445
yeah, it's fine bro


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 09:52:15 [Preview] No.290455 del
18 mini cinnamon donuts, with milk.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 09:52:47 [Preview] No.290456 del
>>290450
>Learn how to control your boonglyf.

>I'm eating 18 cinnamon donuts

Hmmmmmmmmmmm


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 09:53:57 [Preview] No.290457 del
>>290456
he could be eating 19 instead, it all about perspective


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 09:54:27 [Preview] No.290458 del
>>290453
He sends them straight to his spam folder m8


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 09:54:36 [Preview] No.290459 del
>>290445
i can polish more than half a bottle of cognac in 30


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 09:55:09 [Preview] No.290460 del
>>290453
You need to make sure you have the words DICK PIC in the email header.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 09:55:31 [Preview] No.290461 del
>>290458
That's what I'm starting to think.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 09:56:01 [Preview] No.290462 del
>>290450
If I stop now I'll have to start sobering up before sleeping.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 09:56:15 [Preview] No.290463 del
>>290450
>18 cinnamon donuts

In awe


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 09:56:46 [Preview] No.290464 del
>>290460
Great that ransomware will spread through the network quick smart.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 09:56:54 [Preview] No.290465 del
Might buy a desk
This shitty old little table is starting to fuck my back I think


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 09:57:03 [Preview] No.290466 del
>>290463
I once saw my brother eat 24 weetbix in a giant mixing bowl.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 09:57:12 [Preview] No.290467 del
>>290460
Just title it Burn Cream, Big load.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 09:57:22 [Preview] No.290468 del
>>290426
Never had fish with spag bog. Actually I have, you know that 'marinara mix' sold at deli's? But served with a white sauce.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 09:57:48 [Preview] No.290469 del
i watch simpson with the mongolian dub, is that normal?


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 09:57:56 [Preview] No.290470 del
>>290466
Did he clog the shitter?


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 09:58:17 [Preview] No.290471 del
>>290470
Frequently.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 09:58:19 [Preview] No.290472 del
>>290466
A true blue weetbix kid.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 09:58:50 [Preview] No.290473 del
>>290469
I don't know what simpson is


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 09:59:14 [Preview] No.290474 del


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 09:59:23 [Preview] No.290475 del
>>290473
They make washing machines I think


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 10:00:30 [Preview] No.290476 del
Got my access travel pass a couple of days ago, finally I can travel around unabated


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 10:00:56 [Preview] No.290477 del
>>290476
>unabated
Have a bate


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 10:01:08 [Preview] No.290478 del
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NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 10:01:31 [Preview] No.290479 del
>>290453
That is okay.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 10:01:57 [Preview] No.290480 del
>>290456
mini donuts


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 10:02:28 [Preview] No.290481 del
>>290462
That's a good thing.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 10:02:44 [Preview] No.290482 del
>>290463
MINI DONUTS


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 10:02:54 [Preview] No.290483 del
Limitless power.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 10:03:03 [Preview] No.290484 del
>>290466
Big poos.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 10:03:11 [Preview] No.290485 del
>>290481
Your a good thing.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 10:03:59 [Preview] No.290486 del
Big thick WEETBRICK shit


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 10:04:08 [Preview] No.290487 del


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 10:04:45 [Preview] No.290488 del
>>290487
kek, good story.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 10:09:04 [Preview] No.290489 del
The boong life has made me almost forget about my sunburn.
Apart from not being able to move my neck, and feeling hot, I don't thik I've really noticed it.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 10:09:44 [Preview] No.290490 del
>>290489
How many standards and choofs?


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 10:12:48 [Preview] No.290491 del
I emailed you again Cruisey.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 10:13:20 [Preview] No.290492 del
>>290491
Stop sending him dick pics.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 10:13:41 [Preview] No.290493 del
>>290491
He's gone walkabout m8


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 10:13:56 [Preview] No.290494 del
>>290490
Four choofs, 3.4 standards.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 10:14:14 [Preview] No.290495 del
Would ya?


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 10:14:23 [Preview] No.290496 del
Good night NEETs. Sleep tight.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 10:14:33 [Preview] No.290497 del
>>290494
Dr Dan's pain relief formula.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 10:14:33 [Preview] No.290498 del
mammoth gape


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 10:14:59 [Preview] No.290499 del
Time for a shower and a look at those pics, I'll email ou later.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 10:15:36 [Preview] No.290500 del


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 10:15:58 [Preview] No.290501 del
>>290495
Why is it always south asians? Why can't it ever be gooks or white wimmenz?


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 10:16:16 [Preview] No.290502 del
>>290496
G'night m8


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 10:16:25 [Preview] No.290503 del


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 10:17:04 [Preview] No.290504 del
>>290501
I don't have the looks or the fucking instagram clout or whatever for Aussie chicks


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 10:18:08 [Preview] No.290505 del


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 10:19:01 [Preview] No.290506 del
>>290489
You are hot m8, don't let anyone tell you any different


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 10:20:39 [Preview] No.290507 del
My computer won't show my phone as a device all of a sudden.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 10:20:47 [Preview] No.290508 del
>>290496
Night neet


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 10:20:47 [Preview] No.290509 del
Almost starting to genuinely wish for some human contact again, for the first time in years.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 10:22:08 [Preview] No.290510 del
>>290495
Reeks of vanity and vapidity, but yes anyway.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 10:22:29 [Preview] No.290511 del
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NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 10:22:47 [Preview] No.290512 del
>>290510
All of them do


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 10:25:03 [Preview] No.290513 del
>>290511
Thanks m8. Think I'll go for a little neet walk and peer through people's windows.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 10:26:05 [Preview] No.290514 del
>>290509
I worry for you.
Are you a known NEET?


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 10:26:25 [Preview] No.290515 del
To that cunt who asked if you should change clothes after exercising. It got me thinking how Aussie schools (at least the public ones I attended) had no showers unlike Seppo schools which the cunts are made to use after sporting activities. All I remember is guys dowsing themselves with Lynx afterwards.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 10:27:59 [Preview] No.290516 del
>>290515
A bit of sweat never hurt anybody. We went millions of years without deodorant.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 10:29:40 [Preview] No.290517 del
A large, sweaty pair.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 10:31:07 [Preview] No.290518 del
>>290516
In the NEET Compound we shall be ranked by the strength and feculence of our musky aromas.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 10:32:11 [Preview] No.290519 del
>>290515
We had showers at mine but there was no dividers or privacy,just a long row of showerheads and tiles.
Nobody used them.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 10:34:40 [Preview] No.290520 del
Got a few beers. Felt like some darts but didn’t want to fork out 35-40 bucks just to have a couple drinking. Some Neet suggested single cigarillos. Got two ,they were 4 bucks each, no idea on the brand.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 10:34:54 [Preview] No.290521 del
Keen to do an at home testosterone test when I’m off the piss


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 10:36:16 [Preview] No.290522 del
>>290513
Hang in there m8,we all get these moments.
>>290520
My rollies are $46 for 25g now.
3 of them a week and I'm paying what I used to for a half ounce of weed.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 10:37:24 [Preview] No.290523 del
>>290497
The shower ruined it. I am near crying, hectic constant sting. Fucking dropped me to my knees. I'm now holding my shoulders near my ears because it feels like the skin is going to tear.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 10:37:49 [Preview] No.290524 del
Maybe then, I'll fade away
And not have to face the facts
It's not easy facing up
When your whole world is black


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 10:37:59 [Preview] No.290525 del


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NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 10:38:48 [Preview] No.290527 del
>>290523
Sounds horrible. Take a couple of painkillers.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 10:38:58 [Preview] No.290528 del
>>290504
Pooji and Asian chicks are easily as good as Aussie chicks.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 10:39:08 [Preview] No.290529 del
>>290523
You need to get a dog to piss on your back m8
Ancient boong remedy
aloe vera works wonders if it's that bad


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 10:39:17 [Preview] No.290530 del
>>290507
Show it your device.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 10:39:44 [Preview] No.290531 del
>>290527
I don't have any.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 10:39:53 [Preview] No.290532 del
>>290524
I look inside myself and see my arse is black
No colours anymore I think I'll smoke some crack


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 10:40:22 [Preview] No.290533 del
>>290529
I have an aloe vera plant in the back yard, I used it the other day, it doesn't work well either.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 10:40:48 [Preview] No.290534 del
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Goodnight NEETs


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 10:43:48 [Preview] No.290535 del
>>290534
G'night one eyed gook girl NEET


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 10:48:21 [Preview] No.290536 del
The desire to order some more standards from pajeet is rising.
I am sitting here in the glow of my computer monitors with the lights off. A sudden rage has come over me. My to-do list is again left incomplete, I haven't come up with a suitable response to the bumble date, and the growingly obvious fact that I am not mentally prepared to date and fugg a girl has me almost frothing at the mouth with self-loathing.
My BAC is .062 with more ethanol yet to digest. Maybe I should just drive and save the delivery money.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 10:49:21 [Preview] No.290537 del
>>290536
Get some standards and go to the pooj's house.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 10:49:37 [Preview] No.290538 del
>>290536
>Maybe I should just drive
Don't be a fool.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 10:49:47 [Preview] No.290539 del
>>290495
I'd pee in her butt


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 10:50:14 [Preview] No.290540 del
>>290534
Gook night.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 10:50:50 [Preview] No.290541 del
>>290538
That was a silly thing to say, I wouldn't do that.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 10:51:00 [Preview] No.290542 del
Hop on the bus, Gus.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 10:54:22 [Preview] No.290543 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=HKkLRon6cso [Embed]

Faaark


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 10:55:44 [Preview] No.290544 del
>>290536
You should go to bed


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 10:56:19 [Preview] No.290545 del
>>290543
He got the bash


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 10:56:29 [Preview] No.290546 del
I have read all the Attack on Titan manga. I wish I hadn't. Watching it on TV would have been better. It is the first manga I've read I didn't really like the format. The TV animation art is way better than the manga black and white drawing. It was hard to even tell characters apart. All the faces look the same.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 10:57:44 [Preview] No.290547 del
>>290544
Was that an offer?


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 10:58:54 [Preview] No.290548 del
>>290514
Nope. Been here for years, no neet name.


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NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 10:59:16 [Preview] No.290550 del
>>290546
arr rook teh same
Lots of dialogue in it as well compared to other mangoes.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 10:59:28 [Preview] No.290551 del
Oh, I forgot to say.
Both whore and my houses were severely threatened by two different bushfires for a few days.
Thought I was going to have to evacuate for a while.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 10:59:38 [Preview] No.290552 del
>>290548
>no neet name
Based. Named NEETs are a scourge.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 10:59:48 [Preview] No.290553 del
>>290534
Hideous, but I'd still rather go out with her than a south asian.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 11:00:17 [Preview] No.290554 del
>>290548
One of the unsung nameless NEET heroes.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 11:00:42 [Preview] No.290555 del
>>290552
Is that you ScourgeNEET?


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 11:00:53 [Preview] No.290556 del
>>290538
Let's not be so hasty - a severe car accident and hospitalisation could be just what monk needs to break his alcoholism.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 11:01:22 [Preview] No.290557 del
>>290551
who are you?


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 11:01:32 [Preview] No.290558 del
"Fuck is this my 4th or 5th beer, let me check"
"5th, fucking hell"

An often over-looked form of anxiety.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 11:01:32 [Preview] No.290559 del
>>290552
Damn straight.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 11:03:18 [Preview] No.290560 del
>>290556
as long as the idiot doesn't harm or even kill someone else in the process
>>290559
named neets are the true attentionwhores of this board


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 11:03:59 [Preview] No.290561 del
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I like to think there's an army of us unnamed neets who do all the real posting, while the decadent and degenerate celebrity named neets wallow in their own petty shit tier bitchfights.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 11:04:39 [Preview] No.290562 del
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They pretend not to be jealous but .....


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 11:05:39 [Preview] No.290564 del
>>290562
he doesn't even post here anymore


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 11:05:41 [Preview] No.290565 del
>>290557
I'm Cruisey, I hang out with whore


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 11:06:20 [Preview] No.290566 del
>>290564
That's because everyone kept looking at his arse.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 11:07:38 [Preview] No.290567 del
You guys seeing all the lightning in syd??


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 11:08:24 [Preview] No.290568 del
>>290567
No, I don't live in Northern Victoria ya poof.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 11:10:52 [Preview] No.290569 del
>>290564
Did possum ever post here? I wonder.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 11:11:32 [Preview] No.290570 del
>>290548
I hereby christen you UnknownNEET


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 11:12:44 [Preview] No.290571 del
>>290569
I believe.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 11:13:48 [Preview] No.290572 del
>>290570
Be careful, some of these nameless NEETs get angry when you try and name them.
Their years in the wilderness have made them hard and unruly.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 11:14:06 [Preview] No.290573 del
>>290556
What if he mows down a pedestrian or something?


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 11:15:48 [Preview] No.290574 del
>>290573
What if the pedestrian he runs over was a BASED on his way to murder someone?


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 11:16:42 [Preview] No.290575 del
kek


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NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 11:25:53 [Preview] No.290577 del
Having a cigarette


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 11:27:08 [Preview] No.290578 del
>>290577
Smells awful.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 11:27:19 [Preview] No.290579 del
>>290562
You wish.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 11:28:50 [Preview] No.290580 del
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Those cigarillos were horrible. First nicotine hit since I quit the darts on the 23rd of last month. Glad I didn't get a pack of cigs. I would be kidding myself if I thought I would only have 1 or 2 with a few beers. The cig gremlin would be re-awoken and I would be back to a pack a day.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 11:29:53 [Preview] No.290581 del
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Feeling better by the standard bros.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 11:30:25 [Preview] No.290582 del
>>290580
>cigarillos
You are not meant to inhale with those.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 11:30:46 [Preview] No.290583 del
>>290580
>BACK TO PACK A DAY
WEAK MAN


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 11:30:57 [Preview] No.290584 del
Word is bond son, NEETs been livin fat for fat too long, nahmsayin
Smokin bogeys, fuckin drinkin all types of shit
wailin out, not givin a fuck what they puttin in they bodies nahmsayin


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 11:31:08 [Preview] No.290585 del
>>290580
You have quit, you are free. Stop messing around with that shit.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 11:31:48 [Preview] No.290586 del
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>>290582
I tried just the mouth puff and the normal dart lung sip. They were rough as hell to try smoke like a cig.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 11:33:31 [Preview] No.290587 del
>>290585
I know. The psychological remnants of the addiction are still there. I get hit with cravings a few times a day. I need to keep brushing them aside.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 11:34:43 [Preview] No.290588 del
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BASADO


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 11:36:20 [Preview] No.290589 del
>>290580
Mate
You're meant to cut em up and roll em like normal darts
Cigars and cigarillos are for gay cunts taking instagram photos


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 11:37:12 [Preview] No.290590 del
I should try to go to sleep, but you guys are my only company and I'd feel lonely.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 11:39:27 [Preview] No.290591 del
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He has ignored my email. The boong lyfe is all that matters to him any more. Friends are just tossed aside.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 11:39:49 [Preview] No.290592 del
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NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 11:40:00 [Preview] No.290593 del
Half-drunk motivation that will disappear tomorrow.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 11:41:08 [Preview] No.290594 del
>>290591
Pursuing Cruisey is a fruitless endevour.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 11:41:32 [Preview] No.290595 del
Might go sober tomorrow bros.


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NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 11:44:22 [Preview] No.290598 del
can someone do a huge favour and post that bindi irwin meme with all the pepes at the camping ground



thx


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 11:45:22 [Preview] No.290599 del
>>290597
lets do it


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 11:48:09 [Preview] No.290600 del
>>290598
What do you want it for?


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 11:49:32 [Preview] No.290601 del
>>290600
some shit cunts on discord are trash talking bindi


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 11:51:19 [Preview] No.290602 del
>>290601
Where? Name the place. We'll thrash the blackguards.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 11:51:47 [Preview] No.290603 del
seppos and eurotrash are shit talking bindi TBPH


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 11:52:35 [Preview] No.290604 del
>>290602
> raiding discord

shiggidy


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 11:54:11 [Preview] No.290605 del
How long have you guys been alcoholics?


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 11:58:51 [Preview] No.290606 del
>>290599
Yeah maybe.
Just ordered 3 stubbies of perroni.
My excuse is I woke up at 10:30 today so I won't be asleep for a little bit still.

>>290605
Pretty much since I was 18 or 19 I'd say. I basically drank through all my Mums collection, often times replacing what I drank with water. I remember one time she had a friend over and they went to have some vodka and coke or something and the bottle was 75% water because I'd pinched it all. Even when I was young and social and I'd go out to pubs and stuff with people that was basically just my pre-drinks. I'd then get home and play video games while drinking until the sun rose.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 11:59:02 [Preview] No.290607 del
goodnight


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 12:03:03 [Preview] No.290608 del
>>290591
Cruisey regularly tosses his friends aside.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 12:03:16 [Preview] No.290609 del
Might have a warm glass of milk to help me sleep.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 12:03:53 [Preview] No.290610 del
>>290609
HAVE A WARM GLASS OF SHUT THE FUCK UP


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 12:04:04 [Preview] No.290611 del
>>290606
How long ago was that? Did anything drive it?


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 12:04:15 [Preview] No.290612 del
>>290592
Grogulatto


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 12:04:25 [Preview] No.290613 del
>>290605
I'm not an alcoholic I just like drinking as much and as frequently as possible.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 12:06:23 [Preview] No.290614 del
>>290598
I thought you got banned


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 12:09:20 [Preview] No.290615 del
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NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 12:11:28 [Preview] No.290616 del
>>290615
Well memed.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 12:11:40 [Preview] No.290617 del
>>290614
AND I THOUGHT YOU WERE A DICK SUCKING EDGELORD FAGGOT


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 12:13:00 [Preview] No.290618 del
>>290611
Maybe 8 years ago


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 12:13:38 [Preview] No.290619 del
>nuro calling others an edgelord


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 12:13:51 [Preview] No.290620 del
>>290617
No that's Nuro.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 12:15:26 [Preview] No.290621 del
Seems to be a shift overlap with the nuros tonight.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 12:15:53 [Preview] No.290622 del
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Back when I was in uni and suffered constantly from insomnia, I wanted to create an insomniacs club, a room where people could go late at night to watch movies, drink tea, have comfy company, and try and fall asleep. Late night ausneets is sort of a twisted and evil version of that.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 12:17:08 [Preview] No.290623 del
>>290622
>Late night
>completely dead by midnight


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 12:18:54 [Preview] No.290624 del
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NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 12:19:06 [Preview] No.290625 del
>>290606
>tfw remembering when you spilled the beans that you drank your mums wedding day bottle of wine


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 12:19:40 [Preview] No.290626 del
>>290622
Whenever I wake up in the middle of the night there always seems to be the same insomniac NEET here.
He seems quite nice.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 12:20:54 [Preview] No.290627 del
>>290622
A few years ago the gen was pretty active at night. Nk was always up late during his neet era and there were several very late night east coast neets. A comfy time.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 12:21:07 [Preview] No.290628 del
>>290625
Fuck sake


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 12:21:18 [Preview] No.290629 del
>>290620
stop blaming your lifes failures on nuro


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 12:22:10 [Preview] No.290630 del
How long has ausneets been around? Its been fucking ages at this point


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 12:22:22 [Preview] No.290631 del
>>290629
How am I doing that?
You are making no sense again.


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 12:22:35 [Preview] No.290632 del
>>290629
who are you talking about?


NEET 01/05/2021 (Tue) 12:23:06