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NEET General #295 - Rough Exterior Edition NEET 01/12/2021 (Tue) 11:27:53 [Preview] No. 294731
Would you NEETs describe yourselves as having a bit of a "rough exterior"? Does it hide a heart of gold? I have a feeling it might.

Old Thread: >>293720


NEET 01/12/2021 (Tue) 11:29:32 [Preview] No.294732 del
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SA Best A

Bigger than my body gives me credit for.


NEET 01/12/2021 (Tue) 11:38:39 [Preview] No.294739 del
OP is that your OC?


NEET 01/12/2021 (Tue) 11:39:39 [Preview] No.294740 del


NEET 01/12/2021 (Tue) 11:41:47 [Preview] No.294743 del
>>294740
Nice pepe selection anyway.


NEET 01/12/2021 (Tue) 11:43:38 [Preview] No.294747 del
>>294743
Thank you.


NEET 01/12/2021 (Tue) 11:44:49 [Preview] No.294749 del
>>294731
I have a nerdy autistic exterior, which I wear to disguise my inner mong.


NEET 01/12/2021 (Tue) 11:46:50 [Preview] No.294750 del
Possum once invited me to a movie night, where he made me perform unspeakably lewd acts while he videoed them. I enjoyed it


NEET 01/12/2021 (Tue) 11:47:08 [Preview] No.294751 del
>>294749
We see right through you m8. And you're beautiful.


NEET 01/12/2021 (Tue) 11:47:46 [Preview] No.294752 del
Bean NEET here.
Today I am branching out, drumsticks were $2.50/kilo at the supermarket which is retarded-cheap, so I made satay last night and I'm making tandoori tonight.
Both with couscous and capsicum, satay with penuts


NEET 01/12/2021 (Tue) 11:50:56 [Preview] No.294753 del
>>294752
Sounds good. A NEET cannot survive on beans alone.


NEET 01/12/2021 (Tue) 12:04:22 [Preview] No.294754 del
Possum once kept me chained up in a pit and fed me on a diet of nothing but beans and semen. And he was charging me by the hour for it


NEET 01/12/2021 (Tue) 12:08:36 [Preview] No.294755 del
>>294754
You maxed out the credit cards paying for it.


NEET 01/12/2021 (Tue) 12:13:36 [Preview] No.294756 del
>>294755
The most awkward part was at the end when he allowed me to make eye contact, tousled my hair and called me 'a good little sub'. I wish he hadn't done that.


NEET 01/12/2021 (Tue) 12:15:07 [Preview] No.294757 del
>>294756
And yet you came back the next day.


NEET 01/12/2021 (Tue) 12:40:36 [Preview] No.294758 del
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Dammit, not sleepy. I hate all you normie neets for just going to sleep everynight without insomnia. Might have a little night neet walk.


NEET 01/12/2021 (Tue) 12:41:13 [Preview] No.294759 del
>>294758
NEET didn't you make that exact same post last night?


NEET 01/12/2021 (Tue) 12:52:38 [Preview] No.294760 del
>>294759
Probably. I have insomnia pretty much every night.


NEET 01/12/2021 (Tue) 13:54:54 [Preview] No.294761 del
>>294760
Its 1AM, everyone here insomnia.
Last night I had one of those exploding head hallucination things and I don't want it to happen again


NEET 01/12/2021 (Tue) 14:10:38 [Preview] No.294762 del
>>294761
>exploding head hallucination things
Tell us more about this phenomenon.


NEET 01/12/2021 (Tue) 14:40:30 [Preview] No.294763 del
>>294761
>exploding head
Which head?


NEET 01/12/2021 (Tue) 14:40:33 [Preview] No.294764 del
>>294762
Well I'm not an expert, I thought I was going mad but turns out it's a recognized phenomenon.
So you have a regular nightmare, I get them every night.
Then you have a night terror/sleep paralysis, might get one a month.
But this is on a whole nother level.

You get auditory or visual hallucinations when you are waking up or falling asleep
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Exploding_head_syndrome
I had a nightmare, but then when I woke up there was this high pitched alien sound coming from my neck (I know, doesn't make sense) and I started seeing shadows of objects in the room- like the silhouette of an object that isn't there.
I saw the silhouette of my ironing board in my room- there wasn't really anything there, my ironing board has never even been in my room.
>how did you know it was your ironing board
It just was, it's my hallucination so of course I know what it was.

It's poorly understood, no known cause, nothing really in the way of treatment.
Shit fucked me up, I thought I was going crazy- maybe I am


NEET 01/12/2021 (Tue) 14:43:42 [Preview] No.294765 del
>>294763
early morningly bantered.


NEET 01/12/2021 (Tue) 14:44:03 [Preview] No.294766 del
>>294764
That is pretty freaky.


NEET 01/12/2021 (Tue) 14:44:36 [Preview] No.294767 del
>>294764
I've had this before a long time ago. I don't why they call it exploding head though, for me it felt like my bed was shaking and there was a really high pitch sound


NEET 01/12/2021 (Tue) 14:49:46 [Preview] No.294768 del
>>294767
>my bed was shaking
>there was a really high pitch sound
Could have been possum paying you a visit.


NEET 01/12/2021 (Tue) 15:03:29 [Preview] No.294769 del
>>294767
>there was a really high pitch sound
Yea what the fuck.
Why do our brains do this to us?


NEET 01/12/2021 (Tue) 15:50:25 [Preview] No.294770 del
The NEET brain is a treasonous organ.


NEET 01/12/2021 (Tue) 19:13:25 [Preview] No.294771 del
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Morning. Another night without a minute of sleep.
Many people are probably unaware of this but when you're massively hungover after a several day bender your have almost psychedelic like experiences when in bed and trying to sleep. It's not exactly pleasant like though, I was just riddled with anxiety all night with my mind just filling in the blanks and going at 120k's an hour.
Pretty heavy shit really.

Not gonna bother chucking a sickie today, I'll just have to try and power through it.
This shit isnt fun


NEET 01/12/2021 (Tue) 19:14:10 [Preview] No.294772 del
>>294771
Good morning. You need to give up the booze.


NEET 01/12/2021 (Tue) 19:18:09 [Preview] No.294773 del
>>294772
He can't by himself.

>>294771
How about trying rehab?


NEET 01/12/2021 (Tue) 19:18:57 [Preview] No.294774 del
>>294772
Yes I do. Getting too old to behave like this.

>>294773
Rehab costs money


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NEET 01/12/2021 (Tue) 19:20:12 [Preview] No.294776 del
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 01/12/2021 (Tue) 19:20:36 [Preview] No.294777 del
>>294774
Booze costs money.


NEET 01/12/2021 (Tue) 19:23:02 [Preview] No.294778 del
>>294771
>>294772
>>294776
Good evening btw.


NEET 01/12/2021 (Tue) 19:24:48 [Preview] No.294779 del
>>294778
Good evening Hungo. What was for dinner?


NEET 01/12/2021 (Tue) 19:30:42 [Preview] No.294780 del
>>294779
Instant pasta (ramen basically, made in Poland, "chicken" flavored) with mushroom I collected in the woods and the garden, dried. Also a bit of carrot.


NEET 01/12/2021 (Tue) 19:35:33 [Preview] No.294781 del
>>294780
Sounds nice. Are there any mushrooms in your area that are poisonous?


NEET 01/12/2021 (Tue) 19:39:32 [Preview] No.294782 del
>>294781
Yes.
Do you like mushrooms? For eating.


NEET 01/12/2021 (Tue) 19:41:27 [Preview] No.294783 del
>>294782
I don't mind mushrooms but I don't go out of my way to eat them. I am too scared to pick my own I am worried I might get a poisonous one.


NEET 01/12/2021 (Tue) 19:50:26 [Preview] No.294784 del
>>294783
It can be learnt to securely identify a few (even a bunch of) species, but if you aren't especially like them or interested, does not worth the hassle.
This makes me think maybe our alcoholic friend needs to find something he really interested in, and concentrate on that.


NEET 01/12/2021 (Tue) 19:55:16 [Preview] No.294785 del
>>294777
You can get 30 standards for ten dollars.


NEET 01/12/2021 (Tue) 20:00:10 [Preview] No.294786 del
Good pepe


NEET 01/12/2021 (Tue) 20:04:29 [Preview] No.294788 del
>>294764
Ghosts of linen past.
Maybe you need to iron your shirts better


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NEET 01/12/2021 (Tue) 20:07:45 [Preview] No.294790 del
>>294771
Stop getting deliveries for starters, gooklady convenience is no good for you.


NEET 01/12/2021 (Tue) 20:09:42 [Preview] No.294791 del
>>294789
Good morning my friend.


NEET 01/12/2021 (Tue) 20:11:31 [Preview] No.294792 del
>>294780
>I collected in the woods and the garden, dried
Cool.


NEET 01/12/2021 (Tue) 20:11:57 [Preview] No.294793 del
>>294782
Our board is run by one.. Also, yes.


NEET 01/12/2021 (Tue) 20:13:01 [Preview] No.294794 del
>>294793
>Our board is run by one
lol well bantered.


NEET 01/12/2021 (Tue) 20:13:16 [Preview] No.294795 del
>>294791
>>294789
>>294776
>>294771
Morning neeties. I slept surprisingly well last night, probably because I ate heartily yesterday. Strict dieting seems to be causing my insomnia.


NEET 01/12/2021 (Tue) 20:13:39 [Preview] No.294796 del
>>294784
> really interested in
His previous pastime was spreading venerial diseases to ethnic chicks.


NEET 01/12/2021 (Tue) 20:13:57 [Preview] No.294797 del
>>294795
>Strict dieting seems to be causing my insomnia
I have experienced something similar. When on a restrictive diet I sleep very lightly.


NEET 01/12/2021 (Tue) 20:14:14 [Preview] No.294798 del
>>294796
A noble calling.


NEET 01/12/2021 (Tue) 20:14:59 [Preview] No.294799 del
>>294791
Sup baby


NEET 01/12/2021 (Tue) 20:15:38 [Preview] No.294800 del
>>294795
I'm not sure if that's a good thing or not.


NEET 01/12/2021 (Tue) 20:18:44 [Preview] No.294801 del
>>294764
I think it's normal to have hypnogogic hallucinations when you transition between sleep and being awake. One time I woke up and saw dragons silhouettes outlined in sparks fighting on the ceiling. I jumped out of bed and turned on the light and they vanished as my brain became awake.


NEET 01/12/2021 (Tue) 20:21:27 [Preview] No.294802 del
I hear a voice calling my name just before I get to sleep sometimes. That is also a lyric in the rainbow connection song so it must be a common experience.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=WS3Lkc6Gzlk [Embed]


NEET 01/12/2021 (Tue) 20:21:55 [Preview] No.294803 del
mordning
slept on the couch las tnight. woke up with a sore throat from snoring
having an mosnter


NEET 01/12/2021 (Tue) 20:22:55 [Preview] No.294804 del
>>294802
Wish I had frogs whispering sweet nothing's to me.


NEET 01/12/2021 (Tue) 20:23:13 [Preview] No.294805 del
>>294803
mnornig


NEET 01/12/2021 (Tue) 20:25:19 [Preview] No.294806 del
Let's start the day with some trailer music.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=u2IJDRFeUb0 [Embed]


NEET 01/12/2021 (Tue) 20:29:02 [Preview] No.294807 del
Tripping off the beat kinda, dripping off the meat grinder


NEET 01/12/2021 (Tue) 20:30:15 [Preview] No.294808 del
>>294802
Huh, this song also starts similarly:
https://tube.cadence.moe/watch?v=d2E_iiTd9hQ


NEET 01/12/2021 (Tue) 20:30:48 [Preview] No.294809 del
Got Corvette Club tonight. I wonder if that's like Civic club.
I don't own a tiffin or a bugle.


NEET 01/12/2021 (Tue) 20:37:12 [Preview] No.294810 del
>>294809
I hope to see a photo of the sunset from the cliffs.


NEET 01/12/2021 (Tue) 20:39:32 [Preview] No.294811 del
>>294809
tfw you will never play trumpet fanfare to get the boomers to shut up before orders at civic club.


NEET 01/12/2021 (Tue) 20:42:39 [Preview] No.294813 del
>>294810
Sunset is 8:32pm tonight. I'll be in the meeting then.


NEET 01/12/2021 (Tue) 20:52:28 [Preview] No.294814 del
>>294812
Morning


NEET 01/12/2021 (Tue) 20:52:59 [Preview] No.294815 del
>>294813
Even half an hour before would look good.


NEET 01/12/2021 (Tue) 20:55:46 [Preview] No.294817 del
>>294816
Is that what this is all really about?


NEET 01/12/2021 (Tue) 21:05:00 [Preview] No.294819 del
>>294816
kek

>>294817
The smell.

>>294818
Chef Pepe.


NEET 01/12/2021 (Tue) 21:05:51 [Preview] No.294820 del
>>294819
>The smell.
Flavourtown


NEET 01/12/2021 (Tue) 21:05:55 [Preview] No.294821 del
>>294809
>I don't own a tiffin or a bugle.
Take a plastic container and start learning the Harmonica.


NEET 01/12/2021 (Tue) 21:09:47 [Preview] No.294822 del
>>294821
what key harmonica should I get?


NEET 01/12/2021 (Tue) 21:14:37 [Preview] No.294824 del
>>294823
Normies will swallow it like lambs.


NEET 01/12/2021 (Tue) 21:14:45 [Preview] No.294825 del
Another COVID death
>EXCLUSIVE: Trump supporter, 53, who was arrested at Capitol riot is found dead at his home after his wife called 911 to say 'there's blood everywhere' and cops found two rifles at his home
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9138405/Trump-fan-53-dead-just-days-arrested-Capitol-Hill-riot.html


NEET 01/12/2021 (Tue) 21:15:35 [Preview] No.294827 del
>>294824
Almost makes me want to buy a cheese factory and start selling Nigger brand cheese.


NEET 01/12/2021 (Tue) 21:16:15 [Preview] No.294828 del
>>294827
Is your last name Nigger?


NEET 01/12/2021 (Tue) 21:16:39 [Preview] No.294829 del
>>294825
killed himself after realising the cheeto in chief had thrown them all under the bus


NEET 01/12/2021 (Tue) 21:17:14 [Preview] No.294830 del
>>294828
Yes. Sambo Nigger is my name.


NEET 01/12/2021 (Tue) 21:18:08 [Preview] No.294831 del
>>294824
I wonder if there will be a noticeable sales dip. Not that they'd admit it.


NEET 01/12/2021 (Tue) 21:19:59 [Preview] No.294832 del
>>294830
Good morning Sambo.


NEET 01/12/2021 (Tue) 21:21:29 [Preview] No.294833 del
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Sea shanty tiktok is reasonably good.


NEET 01/12/2021 (Tue) 21:23:47 [Preview] No.294835 del
>>294833
I like this.


NEET 01/12/2021 (Tue) 21:25:21 [Preview] No.294836 del
>>294834
>he looks like a cheer
lol well done


NEET 01/12/2021 (Tue) 21:25:38 [Preview] No.294837 del
>>294832
mornin' massa


NEET 01/12/2021 (Tue) 21:25:55 [Preview] No.294838 del
>>294834
>cheer.
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm


NEET 01/12/2021 (Tue) 21:26:00 [Preview] No.294839 del
>>294826
If it's transmitted via oral sex, why isn't it transmitted by kissing?


NEET 01/12/2021 (Tue) 21:27:23 [Preview] No.294840 del
>>294839
hpv grows on your smelly bits?


NEET 01/12/2021 (Tue) 21:29:49 [Preview] No.294841 del
>>294839
Cum has a viral load.


NEET 01/12/2021 (Tue) 21:32:00 [Preview] No.294842 del
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NEET 01/12/2021 (Tue) 21:34:09 [Preview] No.294843 del
>>294842
Dear of me.


NEET 01/12/2021 (Tue) 21:37:57 [Preview] No.294844 del
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NEET 01/12/2021 (Tue) 21:55:12 [Preview] No.294848 del
>>294846
Oh Yeah. I can totally see its a psyop now. Thank goodness the Qlarpers are still in the refractory phase of their decline into obscurity.


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NEET 01/12/2021 (Tue) 22:18:53 [Preview] No.294853 del
>>294846
I don't get these Memes is this an attempt to rewrite history that as they say it was really ANTIFA dressed as Trump supporters.


NEET 01/12/2021 (Tue) 22:19:54 [Preview] No.294854 del
>>294849
>>294850
Please check the Spoiler box for your porn.


NEET 01/12/2021 (Tue) 22:20:28 [Preview] No.294855 del
homer is one of the most famous simpsons characters of all time


NEET 01/12/2021 (Tue) 22:21:20 [Preview] No.294856 del
>>294854
birth is a part of nature


NEET 01/12/2021 (Tue) 22:22:04 [Preview] No.294857 del
Tired as all fuck
Doubt this coffee will help


NEET 01/12/2021 (Tue) 22:25:31 [Preview] No.294858 del
>>294857
Have a dexie.


NEET 01/12/2021 (Tue) 22:29:13 [Preview] No.294859 del
>>294856
It's porn:
> that are regarded as emphasizing the sensuous or sensational aspects of a non-sexual subject and stimulating a compulsive interest in their audience.


NEET 01/12/2021 (Tue) 22:33:52 [Preview] No.294860 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=vtm_TLQXu4k [Embed]

pretty good


NEET 01/12/2021 (Tue) 22:58:43 [Preview] No.294861 del
>>294860
That was good video.


NEET 01/12/2021 (Tue) 23:06:00 [Preview] No.294862 del
>>294860
Lots of talk about the bucket.


NEET 01/12/2021 (Tue) 23:28:45 [Preview] No.294863 del
Severely lonely this morning.


NEET 01/12/2021 (Tue) 23:30:42 [Preview] No.294864 del
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NEET 01/12/2021 (Tue) 23:36:46 [Preview] No.294865 del
>>294864
I don't get it.


NEET 01/12/2021 (Tue) 23:39:44 [Preview] No.294866 del
>>294865
The joke is that the purple-shirted man became gay after being molested as a child.


NEET 01/12/2021 (Tue) 23:41:47 [Preview] No.294867 del
>>294863
I am tempted to get on the goon but that probably isn't a good idea just yet.
I feel fucking awful.


NEET 01/12/2021 (Tue) 23:42:06 [Preview] No.294868 del
>>294866
oh right
I didn't notice the shadow in the two yellow boxes.


NEET 01/12/2021 (Tue) 23:43:33 [Preview] No.294869 del
>>294867
I'm going to go have a shower and hope I feel better.


NEET 01/12/2021 (Tue) 23:49:24 [Preview] No.294870 del
Sleep deprivation kicking in strongly. Cold sweats, goosebumps, shrivelled ballsack. Not the comfiest feel.
Time for another coffee, gonna take the last half of the workday off.


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NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 00:27:18 [Preview] No.294872 del
>>294822
D. Blow the big D.


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 00:33:15 [Preview] No.294873 del
>>294864
Do you want to talk about it?


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 00:38:38 [Preview] No.294874 del
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NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 00:42:53 [Preview] No.294875 del
>>294864
I think the premise of this stonetoss is that at least some gay people are that way because of childhood sexual abuse.

This feeds into the predicate that homosexuality is spread by pedopliles.


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 00:52:16 [Preview] No.294876 del
>>294801
Yea, it's a recognized phenomenon.
Lost of people get jerks before they fall asleep


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NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 01:01:58 [Preview] No.294878 del
IM CONFUSED DID SOME FAGGOT JUST DISCOVER STONETOSS ?


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 01:03:22 [Preview] No.294879 del
>>294878
That's not a proper good morning, Nuro. Please try again.


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 01:03:48 [Preview] No.294880 del
>>294869
>>294867
>>294863
>tfw ignored by the neets
At least Dan loves me.


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 01:06:08 [Preview] No.294881 del
REAL BOOMER HOURS ON THE GEN THIS MORNING I TELL YOU WHAT


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NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 01:13:45 [Preview] No.294884 del
Had the McRib feed and it was strange texture, sauce was too much and the onions were not caramelised.


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 01:14:16 [Preview] No.294885 del
>>294882
Wagies from bad homes.


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 01:15:54 [Preview] No.294886 del
>>294882
Just clean up after yourself instead of posting the emails.


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 01:16:19 [Preview] No.294887 del
>>294884
> the onions were not caramelised
seppos eat white onion raw like that


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 01:17:02 [Preview] No.294888 del
Stressful day at the wage.
A sales guy is hitting the roof about what he thinks is something gone wrong. Myself and an engineer are laughing at him because he sold a feature he didn't even understand.
I can't be bothered.


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 01:17:09 [Preview] No.294889 del
>>294886
I don't use their dishes or kitchen facilities.
I'm also removing those two people's ability to post to that distribution list.


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 01:18:12 [Preview] No.294890 del
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NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 01:18:16 [Preview] No.294891 del
Weber is a libertarian when it comes to chores.


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 01:23:22 [Preview] No.294892 del
>>294864
>>294875
At least he was able to get some laughs out of it out. Really made a strong point.


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 01:24:54 [Preview] No.294893 del
>>294882
Some people are disgusting.


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 01:25:53 [Preview] No.294894 del
>>294887
Oh, I like the purple one raw but I felt strange eating it.


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 01:26:32 [Preview] No.294895 del
>>294889
>ability to post to that distribution list.
Based.


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 01:29:04 [Preview] No.294896 del
>>294894
I don't mind white onion raw, but I usually dice it finer than that.


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 01:30:13 [Preview] No.294897 del
>>294896
That would nicer. Much better.


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 01:32:37 [Preview] No.294898 del
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>>294894
>>294896
You should be eating them raw like Tone


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 01:34:23 [Preview] No.294899 del
>>294898
That's a brown onion.


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 01:35:04 [Preview] No.294900 del
>>294898
He's too wild for me. I also don't want an enema.


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 01:35:27 [Preview] No.294901 del
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NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 01:36:32 [Preview] No.294902 del
>>294901
Heavy loads.


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 01:36:58 [Preview] No.294903 del
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NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 01:38:49 [Preview] No.294904 del
>>294903
Almost time for the bi-yearly boong march in each CBD.


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 01:42:52 [Preview] No.294905 del
Any update on why cock.li is kinda of working now but their status page doesn't load:
https://status.cock.li

They said in their financial report they are experiencing I/O issues that they are going to address by expanding the service but haven't said anything about the exact impact it is having.


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 01:52:56 [Preview] No.294906 del
>>294879
BUT ITS NOT A GOOD MORNING NOR WILL IT BE A GOOD AFTERNNON IN 8 MINUTES

TERRIBLE SLEEP
EVIL POOS
FEEL CRACKED OUT


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 01:54:27 [Preview] No.294907 del
Nuro 3D printed a double sized gatorade bottle so he could rip double sized cones once


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 01:55:07 [Preview] No.294908 del
>>294906
Have a wank.


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 01:59:22 [Preview] No.294909 del
Oh, Nuro, Nuro, Nuro, I made you out of clay
Nuro, Nuro, Nuro, with Nuro I shall play


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 02:00:37 [Preview] No.294910 del
Here's a little Nuro
That's small and made of clay
But I'm not gonna play with it
'Cause Nuro's fucking gay


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 02:02:13 [Preview] No.294911 del
>>294888
What features do you sell?


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 02:08:53 [Preview] No.294912 del
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>My 800lb Life
>What happens when you take the #healthyateverysize and strap a NASA-grade rocket booster to it?
https://efukt.com/23292_My_800lb_Life.html


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 02:10:58 [Preview] No.294913 del
>>294912
She resembles a beanbag


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 02:11:53 [Preview] No.294914 del
>>294913
Do you think she can get to 1000lb?


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 02:12:22 [Preview] No.294915 del
>>294911
AWS related data streams


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 02:13:00 [Preview] No.294916 del
>>294914
I guess it's not far off.


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 02:13:45 [Preview] No.294917 del
having a monster


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 02:15:52 [Preview] No.294918 del
Having a black instant


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 02:17:56 [Preview] No.294919 del
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I need to practice better sleep hygiene. Tha laptops in bed with me every night. When I'm sperging out in bed all agitated I just open up the laptop and find something to distract myself. Next thing I know its 3:57am.


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 02:20:46 [Preview] No.294920 del
>>294919
>When I'm sperging out in bed

What?


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 02:20:56 [Preview] No.294921 del
>>294919
I need to change my covers. Sweating out heaps of alcohol makes them putrid really fast, unsurprisingly.


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 02:21:25 [Preview] No.294922 del
>>294919
Set a time and turn it off. I do it with my phone or I do similar.


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 02:22:00 [Preview] No.294923 del
Having a shower.


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 02:23:02 [Preview] No.294924 del
(457.58 KB 1080x995 kg44bxpfita61.jpg)


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 02:24:18 [Preview] No.294925 del
>>294923
Wash your penis.


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 02:27:29 [Preview] No.294927 del
>>294926
is this work safe?


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 02:29:07 [Preview] No.294928 del
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NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 02:30:48 [Preview] No.294930 del
>>294929
Thank you.


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 02:32:25 [Preview] No.294931 del


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 02:32:41 [Preview] No.294932 del
Sleep deprived mania and grandiose planning.


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 02:33:20 [Preview] No.294933 del
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>>294918
I saved this image the other day for this post


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 02:38:08 [Preview] No.294934 del
>>294933
I thought that was a gravy boat at first.


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 02:44:50 [Preview] No.294935 del
30 degrees. Bedrooms gonna be so fucking hot tonight. The anxiety is already beginning.


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 02:45:17 [Preview] No.294936 del
>>294935
I slept in the living room last night with the aircon.


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 02:46:21 [Preview] No.294937 del
>>294934
It's a bowl-to-bowl transport device


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 02:47:18 [Preview] No.294938 del
>>294936
My aircon is old and way too loud for me to sleep. I can turn it on before bed but then I wake up in a pool of sweat anyway.


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 02:53:06 [Preview] No.294939 del
I feel a poo coming on but I am at work. Might have to go home.


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 02:56:44 [Preview] No.294940 del
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>>294939
Have a black instant and let it all out.


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 02:58:44 [Preview] No.294941 del
>>294939
Have a wagie poo


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 03:00:16 [Preview] No.294942 del
Been playing a lot of guitar, fingers hurt.


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 03:01:33 [Preview] No.294943 del
>>294942
got your first real six string?


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 03:03:52 [Preview] No.294944 del
>>294943
Nah just haven't played this much in a long a time.


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 03:05:04 [Preview] No.294945 del
>>294944
i was making a joke about that song


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NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 03:07:15 [Preview] No.294947 del
>>294942
Pick it!


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 03:09:59 [Preview] No.294948 del
I wonder why Coon went with Cheer instead of Chungus


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 03:13:31 [Preview] No.294949 del
>>294948
or Cruisey


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 03:14:01 [Preview] No.294950 del
>>294948
It was a decision of focus groups who believed it made people happy about the brand or some other shit is what they spouted.


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 03:15:12 [Preview] No.294951 del
>>294950
I bet somebody made some good money off it, and it won't be the cheese people.


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 03:16:33 [Preview] No.294952 del
Was Dick Smith 'Dick Cheese' a real thing, or was it only ever a joke?


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 03:17:56 [Preview] No.294953 del
>>294951
Of course probably at least one hundred thousand. They did an interview with the company that purchased the brand in 2015 and the CEO lives in Florida when he did an interview on Sunrise that mummybot had on this morning.


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 03:18:34 [Preview] No.294954 del
>>294952
Head on over the Terrey Hills and ask Dick yourself.


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NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 03:25:53 [Preview] No.294957 del
>>294920
When he is in bed and he starts sperging.


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 03:28:47 [Preview] No.294958 del
Imagine if there were flightless bats the way there are emus, cassowaries and ostriches.


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 03:30:08 [Preview] No.294959 del
Imagine if women had four to six breasts instead of two.


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 03:30:52 [Preview] No.294960 del
>>294959
Imagine if they had two (2) bumholes


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 03:30:53 [Preview] No.294961 del
Imagine if alcohol didn't cause hangovers, and rather supplied the body with a dose of essential nutrients.


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 03:31:11 [Preview] No.294962 del
>>294959
Horizontally or vertically?


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 03:31:59 [Preview] No.294963 del
>>294961
For some NEETs that is a reality.


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 03:32:44 [Preview] No.294964 del
>>294963
Vitamin Dan, an essential part of any NEET's diet.


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 03:33:15 [Preview] No.294965 del
>>294962
2 across, 3 down.


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 03:34:20 [Preview] No.294966 del
Pacified NEET swingers.


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 03:37:42 [Preview] No.294967 del
>>294961
Some people don't get hangovers. I am pretty sure I am in this category.
No matter how much I drink I feel fine the next day. The only problem I've ever had is dehydration from goon. I make sure to get enough water or beer in to cancel it out though.


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 03:38:18 [Preview] No.294968 del
>>294965
Horrifying.


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 03:39:24 [Preview] No.294969 del
>>294967
I am much the same.
Worst I've ever experienced is just some lethargy and being thirsty.


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 03:40:00 [Preview] No.294970 del
Some pairs need to be locked away for good.


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 03:48:19 [Preview] No.294971 del
could go for a big choof right now.


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 03:49:20 [Preview] No.294972 del
swinging through the trees


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 03:50:04 [Preview] No.294973 del
swinging in the breeze


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 03:50:10 [Preview] No.294974 del


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 03:53:01 [Preview] No.294975 del
Swinging through the IGA booze isle for a long neck or two


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 03:54:31 [Preview] No.294976 del
>>294974
Good justification to support it to.


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 03:54:45 [Preview] No.294977 del
Oral HPV nightmares.


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 03:55:43 [Preview] No.294978 del
Binge watching MIT cryptography lectures.


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 03:55:52 [Preview] No.294979 del
>>294977
https://youtube.com/watch?v=5Y8QuNAZ8iM [Embed]


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 03:55:59 [Preview] No.294980 del
Hanging with Pajeet to swing by Craigs.


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 03:56:24 [Preview] No.294981 del
>>294978
The Dan Boneh series?


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 03:56:41 [Preview] No.294982 del
>>294981
oh wait, he's Stamford


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 04:03:26 [Preview] No.294983 del
NEET accelerationism.


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 04:04:59 [Preview] No.294984 del
>>294980
>swing


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 04:05:12 [Preview] No.294985 del
Knocked off from the wage early. What a ring worm of a day.
Had to deal with someone from a train company, maybe there are e-mails from webby in my inbox and I've never noticed.


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NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 04:07:10 [Preview] No.294987 del
>>294985
>Had to deal with someone from a train company
Did he berate you?


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 04:08:05 [Preview] No.294988 del
>>294987
He paired with my penis-cage.


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 04:08:48 [Preview] No.294989 del
>>294988
Did he lock it?


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 04:09:58 [Preview] No.294990 del
>>294987
He forwarded me an e-mail from his colleague and didn't even explain the issue. Said "See below e-mail chain".
I could half see wombler doing that tbh.


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 04:11:48 [Preview] No.294991 del
>>294990
>I could half see wombler doing that tbh.
It sounds like one of those incompetent bosses at the workshop.


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 04:11:50 [Preview] No.294992 del
Big chromed danglers


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 04:12:39 [Preview] No.294993 del
Big thick e-mail chains swingin through the tubes


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NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 04:18:32 [Preview] No.294995 del
A few standards won't hurt I suppose.


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 04:18:42 [Preview] No.294996 del
AMP website has an issue where a single security code can be used multiple times. I feel grateful I am withdrawing the last of my money out of their accounts through the ATO.


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 04:20:26 [Preview] No.294997 del
Lock the cage and throw away the key.


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 04:20:28 [Preview] No.294998 del
No it seems like I am too late for the scheme now...


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 04:22:10 [Preview] No.294999 del
>>294981
Gary gensler. soon to be biden's crypto czar


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 04:25:09 [Preview] No.295000 del
The mortality makers.


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 04:29:10 [Preview] No.295001 del
Off to spotlight to get some material. You guys want anything?


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 04:30:33 [Preview] No.295002 del
>>295001
30kg of of sheets


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 04:33:53 [Preview] No.295003 del
>>294900
>>294949
I am still coon, always was.


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 04:34:51 [Preview] No.295004 del
>>294952
Pretty sure it was, I know dickheads were real.


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 04:35:58 [Preview] No.295005 del
The swingers are at the helm of this ship.


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 04:38:57 [Preview] No.295006 del
>>295001
Grab me as much as you can of Black double velvet or Fidelio velvet, you will need to check the clearance bin as they can no longer get this material.


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 04:43:12 [Preview] No.295007 del
A chaotic set.


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 04:45:48 [Preview] No.295008 del
4 (four) white instants resulting in three (3) sloppy poos.


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 04:46:16 [Preview] No.295009 del
Prestige Patisserie at Carlton if you want a good pudding feed Shire.


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 04:47:19 [Preview] No.295010 del
>>295008
Artistic artwork.


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 04:48:28 [Preview] No.295011 del
>>295009
I'll giv'em a go if I need a pudding.


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 04:50:09 [Preview] No.295012 del
>>295011
I had the Chocolate Mouse and it was very nice. This little piggy is full.


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 04:53:34 [Preview] No.295013 del
Did the fastingNEET break his fast with a KFC binge?


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 04:55:11 [Preview] No.295014 del
Half an hour to go


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 05:00:09 [Preview] No.295015 del
As some standards flow through me, I find a durry in my dirty jeans.

Having a durry


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 05:01:33 [Preview] No.295016 del
If I wasn't broke and 2 grand in debt I'd probably stay at a hotel tonight, sweating buckets and its only 30 degrees


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 05:03:02 [Preview] No.295017 del
Left the office and drove home. Had to jump straight on the shitter. Very close call.


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 05:03:48 [Preview] No.295018 del
>>295016
Is there a nearby beach where you could go and sit neck deep in water?


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 05:04:25 [Preview] No.295019 del
>>295018
Even if there is, the house will be hot until tomorrow morning.


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 05:07:58 [Preview] No.295020 del
Bossman is not happy I left early. We will discuss it tomorrow apparently.


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 05:09:05 [Preview] No.295021 del
>>295020
How early?


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 05:09:54 [Preview] No.295022 del
Early to leave, late to arrive and straight to Dan's.


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 05:10:52 [Preview] No.295023 del
>>295021
2 hours. I also started an hour and a half early. Not that it fucking matters. Time is not productivity.


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 05:11:24 [Preview] No.295024 del
>>295022
An undisciplined wagie


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 05:11:55 [Preview] No.295025 del
>>295023
>Time is not productivity.

It is for bossman.


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 05:17:12 [Preview] No.295026 del
>>295006Ssorry. some guy in a black fedora just got it before me.
They only had fluro yellow ripstop nylon for some reason.
Big drink of hydro before I go up the gully.


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 05:20:54 [Preview] No.295027 del
>>295026
Thanks for looking neet, I may have to find some triple velvet, that should work almost as well.


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NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 05:26:31 [Preview] No.295029 del
>>295020
Tell him to go fuck himself.


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 05:27:48 [Preview] No.295030 del
>>295029
Based and I assume Webby pilled.


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 05:31:55 [Preview] No.295031 del
>>295029
My performance and productivity has been shit for at least all year, maybe the past month plus. I've kind of just given up and can't be fucked anymore. It's the same endless shit day in day out with no opportunity in sight to move to a different team etc. Been spending more time watching videos and shitposting than I do working.
Ah well, let him warn me.


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 05:33:03 [Preview] No.295032 del
>>295031
Is this Monk?
Throw the pajeets under the bus.


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 05:34:12 [Preview] No.295033 del
>>295032
>Throw the pajeets under the bus.
A billion more where they came from.


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 05:40:02 [Preview] No.295034 del
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NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 05:43:25 [Preview] No.295035 del
>>295031
If you still have root access to everything, put in some cronjobs for later tomorrow that destroy everything. If you keep your job you can remove them before they go off.


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 05:43:27 [Preview] No.295036 del
>>295032
Still doesn't quite excuse my performance.

I've got a toothache too, as if things couldn't get any more annoying.


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NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 05:50:46 [Preview] No.295038 del
>>295035
I'd just change the connection strings and shit in the config for every different service.
Bet they'd take hours to figure it out.


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 05:58:00 [Preview] No.295039 del
>>295038
Just ask yourself if you want to use any of these people as references before making any decisions.


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 06:10:09 [Preview] No.295040 del
My current lifting plan for an A/B workout is:
>Bench
>Squat
>Rows
<Deadlift
<Lat pulldown
<OHP
What sort of row variation should I be doing here considering my other lifts?


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 06:12:27 [Preview] No.295041 del
Having a schooner


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 06:15:51 [Preview] No.295042 del
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NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 06:16:57 [Preview] No.295043 del
>>295040
Gotta do some weighted swinger stretching


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 06:18:38 [Preview] No.295044 del
>>295043
How about I grab you by the swingers and swing you around the room?


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 06:19:11 [Preview] No.295045 del
Only got 4 doses of seroquel left. Gonna have to beg every pajeet under the sun to get a new script.
The stress level is palpable.


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 06:20:13 [Preview] No.295046 del
>>295045
Have a wank.


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NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 06:21:47 [Preview] No.295048 del
>>295045
Seroquel whore


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 06:22:53 [Preview] No.295049 del
Polished Pajeet knobs in exchange for seroquels


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 06:26:28 [Preview] No.295050 del
Hangers swinging around the drain


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 06:30:09 [Preview] No.295051 del
>>295047
We can start the NEET Olympics with events like that.


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 06:30:46 [Preview] No.295052 del
>>294823
I went to the shops and looked for this. Could only find Coon.
When I got there, a qt was taking some cardboard boxes to her car.
One blew off so I helped her take them, she gave me the sexy eyes. I could see her bra through the gap in her blouse.
Also, I think it'd be cheaper to buy take away. Cost me $15 for a loaf of bread, some silverside, a pack of burger rings and some dog food.


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 06:32:14 [Preview] No.295053 del
>>295017
Invest in some bumplugs.


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 06:33:25 [Preview] No.295054 del
I saw Webby get out of the shower and put fancy cologne on to impress the 'Vette clubmen.


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 06:33:40 [Preview] No.295055 del
ONCE


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 06:34:53 [Preview] No.295056 del
>>295054
I hope we get an image tonight.


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 06:35:50 [Preview] No.295057 del
Yesterday when I was up north, my client's wife said that she had been to Kadina and spoke to some random guy at the beach and somehow mentioned me.
This random guy apparently knew me and said to her that he was surprised that I hadn't killed myself.


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 06:36:11 [Preview] No.295058 del
>>295056
I hope it's of the sunset over the cliffs at Seaton.


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 06:36:59 [Preview] No.295059 del
>>295057
God damn


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 06:37:55 [Preview] No.295060 del
>>295057
> that he was surprised that I hadn't killed myself.
Perhaps the boonglyfe has a greater toll than we think.


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 06:38:21 [Preview] No.295061 del
>>295058
A video would clip with "G'day cunts" would be prefect.


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 06:38:39 [Preview] No.295062 del
>>295059
Yeah. She said his name was David, he said he come from my home town and that's how my name got brought up. I lived with a David that's not his name about a decade ago there.


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 06:39:51 [Preview] No.295063 del
lol, forgot the cold slab in the car.
It's probably warm now.


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 06:40:12 [Preview] No.295064 del
>>295061
He'd do it if he loved us.


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 06:40:15 [Preview] No.295065 del
>>295062
>I lived with a David about a decade ago there.
was this a homosexual relationship?


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 06:45:11 [Preview] No.295066 del
>>295065
It was a boong commune.
Him and another mate moved in after two other mates had enough of my boonglyf and used to shout me drugs.
They both lived with their parents and had expendable cash and I just had enough for a pouch and rent.


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 06:46:00 [Preview] No.295067 del
>>295060
Stimulation at any cost.


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 06:47:30 [Preview] No.295068 del
>>295067
I will stimulate you.


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 06:48:11 [Preview] No.295069 del
>>295060
I read this but didn't get it..
Are you saying this is heaven?


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 06:50:09 [Preview] No.295070 del
>>295069
I was saying that perhaps his previous lifestyle choices concerned people (that I am assumed was also the boonglyfe) and that the current boonglyfe is not sustainable.


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 06:50:40 [Preview] No.295071 del
Reformed boongs with resentful former friends

Perhaps better than a non-reformed boong with enabling friends


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 06:50:51 [Preview] No.295072 del
Deep heavy anal attack


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 06:51:25 [Preview] No.295073 del
light soft anal fingering


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 06:53:20 [Preview] No.295074 del
cruisey mogged me once


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 06:54:14 [Preview] No.295075 del
>>295068
Big cost?


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 06:54:27 [Preview] No.295076 del
Cruisey cruised far once


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 06:54:58 [Preview] No.295077 del
What did you do for work when you were younger cruise?


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 06:55:06 [Preview] No.295078 del
cruisey cruised to a dogging spot and became known as cruisedog as a result


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 07:01:24 [Preview] No.295079 del
>>295070
The current boonglyf is barely even noticeable.
I used to drink warm MB before having my morning durry.


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 07:01:48 [Preview] No.295080 del
>>295071
I don't think he knows I'm reformed.


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 07:02:19 [Preview] No.295081 del
>>295077
I was a fishmonger.
Always mong in one way or another.


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 07:04:24 [Preview] No.295082 del
>>295079
is that a monster flavour?


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 07:06:41 [Preview] No.295083 del
>>295082
Your arse is a limited edition monster flavour.


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 07:07:51 [Preview] No.295084 del
>>295079
A vile lifestyle.


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 07:08:10 [Preview] No.295085 del
>>295083
Monster Choccy Bugman


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 07:09:01 [Preview] No.295086 del
Cruisey used to come home from the wage stinking of fish. When he made love to me I would imagine we were on a fishing trawler and he was the captain and I was the first mate.


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NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 07:09:57 [Preview] No.295088 del
>>295087
I don't think many of us go to the gym.


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 07:09:59 [Preview] No.295089 del
What did the blind man say when he walked past the fish market?
Morning ladies.


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 07:10:16 [Preview] No.295090 del
>>295086
Romantic tale.


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 07:10:44 [Preview] No.295091 del
>>295088
There are at least 3 or 4 of us.


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 07:10:48 [Preview] No.295092 del
When I eat a drumstick ice cream I put the whole top in my mouth and blow it until the ice cream is down to the level of the cone.


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 07:11:06 [Preview] No.295093 del
>>295086
Sometimes you sucked on a Fisherman's Friend to change the sensation for him.


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 07:11:10 [Preview] No.295094 del
>>295057
You are a NEET success story.


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 07:11:35 [Preview] No.295095 del
>>295087
Why did you take the 5x5 and replace the second lot of squats with fucking lat pulldowns?


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 07:13:24 [Preview] No.295096 del
>>295074
He is only adequate.


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 07:13:35 [Preview] No.295097 del
>>295088
errybody wanna be a bodybuilder but dont nobody wanna lift no heavy ass weights


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 07:14:38 [Preview] No.295098 del
>>295087
dat dere celltech


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 07:15:33 [Preview] No.295099 del
>>295084
I look back on it with deep wistfulness.


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 07:15:58 [Preview] No.295100 del
>>295086
You loved it when I rubbed my cockles on your mutton chops.


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NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 07:17:13 [Preview] No.295102 del
>>295094
I posted this on a different place.
I changed the town names to protect their identities.

>Talking about Cockburn, a mate and I got a lift from his dad to Broken Hill from Whyte Yarcowie once. We were living the boonglyf and ate a bunch of his brothers schizo pills. His dad was driving a ute and I was in the middle. I kept getting the nods and my head would fall and crack one of their shoulders, then that'd wake me up, then fall back down on the opposite shoulder.. the whole way. I vomitted at cockburn but can barely remember the drive. Or the week or so in Broken Hill.


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 07:17:34 [Preview] No.295103 del
>>295096
More than adequate in the mogging department.


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 07:18:02 [Preview] No.295104 del
>>295095
You've gotten me mixed up with a different neet.
The lat pulldown is preparation for pullups as I can only manage a few at the moment. I don't want squats in both workouts as it goes:
A: Mon, Thurs
B: Tues, Fri
With Wednesday and the weekend being rest/running days.
If I did squats in both I'd be squatting two days in a row.
Given I am currently doing 3x5 at 125kg that is too much squatting for me to deal with long term.


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 07:19:14 [Preview] No.295105 del
Just had that pocket dart that I think would have been from new years.
Almost fucking vommited at the end of it, lots of spitting in the sink. Had to light it on the stove element too.
Boong life


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 07:19:18 [Preview] No.295106 del
>>295102
>ate a bunch of his brothers schizo pills


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 07:19:32 [Preview] No.295107 del
>>295104
The A/B workout plan you posted is identical to the A/B 5x5 except for the substitution I mentioned. That is why I asked. You failed to mention workouts C/D.


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 07:19:46 [Preview] No.295108 del
>>295092
That's not normal m8


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 07:21:44 [Preview] No.295109 del
>>295107
It is a pretty common arrangement:
https://www.bodybuilding.com/content/6-compound-movements-build-mass.html
>You failed to mention workouts C/D.
There is no C/D.


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NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 07:22:18 [Preview] No.295111 del
>>295104
>The lat pulldown is preparation for pullups as I can only manage a few at the moment.
Your gym probably has an assisted pullup machine. Have you had a good look around?


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 07:23:37 [Preview] No.295112 del
>>295109
So why the fuck aren't you just doing week 1: A/B/A, week 2: B/A/B or choosing a proper 4 day split?


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 07:25:04 [Preview] No.295113 del
Moldbug has been writing some fire shit recently over on his gray mirror substack. For any intelligent NEETs.


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 07:26:25 [Preview] No.295114 del
>>295111
Fuck me it does.
Christ I'm a mong; that didn't even occur to me.
>>295112
Because I am following a different routine to your fucking cavefish bullshit m8.


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 07:27:19 [Preview] No.295115 del
>>295089
Hmmmmmmmm


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 07:28:33 [Preview] No.295116 del
>>295105
Fuck yeah. Culture.


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 07:28:56 [Preview] No.295117 del
What did the blind man say when we walked past the fish market?
Fuck this place stinks


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 07:29:13 [Preview] No.295118 del
>>295106
It was a different time, people did things differently back then.


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 07:31:26 [Preview] No.295119 del
>>295118
It was before you could google the drug names to find out what they do.


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 07:32:16 [Preview] No.295120 del
>>295119
We were all crash test dummies.


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 07:32:59 [Preview] No.295121 del
inb4 Hmm Hmm Hmm Hmmmmm


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 07:35:54 [Preview] No.295122 del
>>295121
BO is one of the Hmmmm-ers.


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 07:36:11 [Preview] No.295123 del
>>295113
Link plz


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 07:36:59 [Preview] No.295124 del
>>295122
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 07:37:18 [Preview] No.295125 del
>>295122
He's been Hmm'd out to much I can barely hear it.


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 07:37:24 [Preview] No.295126 del
>>295123
m8 highlight "gray mirror substack" and search it.


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 07:38:21 [Preview] No.295127 del
>>295126
It was just gay porn.


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NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 07:39:01 [Preview] No.295129 del
>>295126
you did say for intelligent neets
he failed step 1


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 07:44:33 [Preview] No.295130 del
(2.91 MB 498x343 1610494999491.gif)
High heart rate
Schizo anxiety
Restless legs
36 hours awake and not tired
Hot bedroom
Not promising


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 07:47:05 [Preview] No.295131 del
>>295130
Have a wank.


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 07:47:09 [Preview] No.295132 del
Monk you should go to a treatment facility. Your mum will pay she is flush with cash after the inheritance.


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 07:47:14 [Preview] No.295133 del
>>295130
Have a wank


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 07:48:13 [Preview] No.295134 del
>>295132
A good idea, or some sort of rehab and a halfway house.


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NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 07:50:27 [Preview] No.295136 del
>>295132
If I get sacked tomorrow, on later on, I will have to decide if I grovel back to her, again, or try my luck on the streets and in the system.
Either way I feel like I'm looking over a cliff
What a fucking ride man hahaha


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 07:53:02 [Preview] No.295137 del
>>295136
Either way, our relationship will grow stronger together.


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 07:53:59 [Preview] No.295138 del
>>295137
hmmmmm


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 07:55:36 [Preview] No.295139 del
>>295137
It might be time I got a members card.


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 07:57:12 [Preview] No.295140 del
Looking forward to the monk's street neet adventures.


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 07:58:29 [Preview] No.295142 del
>>295140
You know I will keep you all updated. Shitey might even see me on the street and give me some fucking dexies


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 08:02:52 [Preview] No.295143 del
>>295142
I hope he gives you a kick from me.


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 08:03:57 [Preview] No.295144 del
>>295143
Big kick?


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 08:04:53 [Preview] No.295145 del
>>295142
If I see you out on the street I promise I'll rent your bussy and squeeze every cent out of it.


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 08:05:29 [Preview] No.295146 del
>>295145
>t. KindNEET


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NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 08:05:49 [Preview] No.295148 del
Monk will get a warning tomorrow morning and then continue on being an alcoholic fuckwit tomorrow night.


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 08:07:25 [Preview] No.295149 del
Nuro expertly deduced who the killer of biggie smalls was once.


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 08:10:42 [Preview] No.295150 del
>>295148
I think I will try and see another doctor before the weekend.
Though I wonder what a GP can realistically do about it. The walls are closing in.


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 08:12:03 [Preview] No.295151 del
>>295150
Have you ever been honest with them? told them you are a full blown alco? they can probably point you in the direction of a detox clinic at a hospital, pretty sure they are free.


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 08:13:51 [Preview] No.295152 del
>thinking about Weber pressing accelerator as the approaches the meeting


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 08:15:54 [Preview] No.295153 del
>>295149
All in afternoon.


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 08:19:33 [Preview] No.295154 del
>>295151
Yeah. Got a naltrexone script ages ago, was too proud to take it. Half got my shit together.
I don't think there are free rehabilitation centres, not that I've seen through my research.
I mean, I don't see how it can possibly be free. I obviously don't have private health insurance


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 08:22:18 [Preview] No.295155 del
>>295154
Just find a good GP and ask if you can see them daily while going through withdrawal for treatment and support. If you can get all the appointments bulk billed, you'll be laughing.


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 08:23:13 [Preview] No.295156 del
>>295150
As the other neet said be honest with them and tell them what you want to do, cut down, stop whatever.
But in the end thay can only advise/support, point you towards other people that can help you on what to do, But in the end it will be up to you to stop drinking/drugs etc, they can't do that for you, you have to want it.


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 08:26:53 [Preview] No.295157 del
>>295154
Detox isn't rehab, they basically lock you in a hospital ward for a week or so and give you medication to manage the withdrawals, then refer you to rehab.


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 08:27:49 [Preview] No.295158 del
god damn it 10k...


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 08:28:56 [Preview] No.295159 del
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>>295155
That's not a bad idea. A regular GP wrote me the naltrexone but I haven't really looked into how effective it is. Worth a shot regardless. Plus those cunts get paid by the session as far as I'm aware.

>>295156
I do want it but as the sun sets I stop giving a fuck and the boonglord takes over my soul. I go through these phases that some of you may have recognised where I am exercising and making an effort to get it together and then all that work just crumbles. Maybe I'm bipolar, maybe I'm just a weak cunt with very low stress tolerance and no self-discipline.
The worst part is keeping the secret and trying to appear normal at work and shit.

>>295157
Where do I sign up? Serious question


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 08:29:19 [Preview] No.295160 del
>>295158
*Doktor 10k


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 08:29:43 [Preview] No.295161 del
>>295102
>Cockburn


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 08:30:22 [Preview] No.295162 del
>>295159
>Where do I sign up?
I'm not that neet but a GP would be a good place to start and could point you in the right direction.


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 08:30:34 [Preview] No.295163 del
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Could use a little detox time from the chocolate and chips aisles at woolies tbqh.


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 08:30:42 [Preview] No.295164 del
>>295159
>Where do I sign up?

Most hospitals have a detox centre.


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 08:33:20 [Preview] No.295165 del
Waiting for a crisis support worker to respond to my chat request.
Lol


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 08:33:27 [Preview] No.295166 del
>>295163
Maybe some qts to distract me from my hunger with sex. Why isn't binge eating taken as seriously as anorexia or alcoholism?


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 08:33:33 [Preview] No.295167 del
>>295163
Just start building toward my 800lb life and create a modelling site.


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 08:34:02 [Preview] No.295168 del
>>295160
shut up 10k


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 08:35:32 [Preview] No.295169 del
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NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 08:37:56 [Preview] No.295170 del
Whats for dinner lads?


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 08:40:45 [Preview] No.295171 del
Any recommendations for films set in America before 1900?
I liked The Revenant and Bone Tomahawk.


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 08:42:01 [Preview] No.295172 del
>>295170
Salad and a rare Porterhouse steak later.


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 08:43:38 [Preview] No.295173 del
>>295170
A mixed salad and ham.


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 08:44:46 [Preview] No.295174 del
i want to beat the shit out of belle delphine while fucking her


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 08:46:03 [Preview] No.295175 del
>>295174
Go out make your dreams come too m8


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 08:47:10 [Preview] No.295176 del
>>295175
>come too


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 08:50:05 [Preview] No.295177 del
>>295176
I'd come too if that neet did to me.


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 08:51:41 [Preview] No.295178 del
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NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 08:57:48 [Preview] No.295179 del
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NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 08:59:38 [Preview] No.295180 del
big coom


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 09:02:30 [Preview] No.295181 del
i can read minds


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 09:04:14 [Preview] No.295182 del
>>295181
Did you implant thoughts?


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 09:04:47 [Preview] No.295183 del
>>295181
you can not


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 09:06:05 [Preview] No.295184 del
2007 was 40 years ago...


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 09:06:53 [Preview] No.295185 del
>>295183
shut up!


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 09:07:59 [Preview] No.295186 del
Jo the chatbot at Lifeline linked me this when I asked about cost-free detox centres near me.
Infact, she asked her supervisor who gave her the link.

https://www1.health.gov.au/internet/publications/publishing.nsf/Content/drugtreat-pubs-modpsy-toc~drugtreat-pubs-modpsy-3~drugtreat-pubs-modpsy-3-7~drugtreat-pubs-modpsy-3-7-set#hos

Did she even read this shit? Why am I given a fucking study on detoxification environments?
Probably didn't trigger the NotifyAgent() function because I didn't cry about killing myself or some shit.
She keeps asking me if I'm going to self harm but I've written the whole chat like a corporate e-mail.
Guess I'll just do it myself like fuckin everything else


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 09:08:04 [Preview] No.295187 del
>>295136
>cliff
I hope Webby takes that picture.


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 09:09:19 [Preview] No.295188 del
>>295165
What did you ask them?


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 09:10:41 [Preview] No.295189 del
Spilt a beer on my laptop.
I've turned it on and off four times now trying to get it to work.
Phone posting means I can't catch up.


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 09:12:02 [Preview] No.295190 del
>>295170
Silverside, pickled onions, sweet mustard pickles and Doritos sandwiches.


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 09:13:51 [Preview] No.295191 del
>>295186
They gave me links to clubs I could donate to.


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 09:14:33 [Preview] No.295192 del
>>295189
>Spilt a beer on my laptop.
You boong.

>I can't catch up.
You double boong.

>>295190
>and Doritos
No no no. Triple boong.


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 09:14:59 [Preview] No.295193 del
>>295186
Apointments closing soon!


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 09:15:47 [Preview] No.295194 del
Is it wrong for me to like this song? It is one of those I feel like I shouldn't like as much as I do. There is some embarrassment involved.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=s82D5yNESng [Embed]


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 09:16:59 [Preview] No.295195 del
What do you NEETs think of this song? I have been enjoying it.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=ccZuKOTb6ug [Embed]


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 09:17:33 [Preview] No.295196 del
>>295194
i hate women, niggers and faggots


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 09:17:37 [Preview] No.295197 del
>>295186
It says you need to be an addict, be homeless or be really fucked up mentally to get into hospital Rehab program at the hospital for free.


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 09:18:15 [Preview] No.295198 del
>>295196
Poorly bantered.


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 09:19:32 [Preview] No.295200 del
>>295197
You are an addict and really fucked up mentally.


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 09:20:09 [Preview] No.295201 del
>>294729
Good to hear your studies are going well, I've been doing alright just been relaxing of late.
>>294752
Bean NEET where you on /aus/ in 2017? I seem to remember someone talking about eating beans a lot on there as well.
>>295150
An astute prediction, sadly.
>>295194
I remember this song was very popular when I was in high school, for some unkown reason it always made me think of one of my physics teachers who was a tall skinny blonde Dutch woman.
32 degrees today in Shitbourne, bought a new cable for my external HDD as the old one was fucked, going to go buy some jap beers soon.


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 09:21:37 [Preview] No.295202 del
>>295201
Hello Sperg.

>my external HDD
How many TB?


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 09:22:33 [Preview] No.295203 del
>>295198
>bantered
you're such a fucking retard, it wasn't meant as banter you mouth breathing retard


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 09:23:04 [Preview] No.295204 del
>>295202
Hello.
>How many TB?
Only 1, back when I bought it several years ago that seemed like a lot but not anymore.


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 09:23:14 [Preview] No.295205 del
>>295203
More weak banter.


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 09:23:55 [Preview] No.295206 del
>>295205
extremely poorly posted


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 09:24:04 [Preview] No.295207 del
hello neetos


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 09:24:47 [Preview] No.295208 del
>>295207
Hello NEET. What have you been up to?


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NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 09:26:30 [Preview] No.295210 del
>>295193
Craigs open till 10.

>>295197
I'm probably not addicted enough. Maybe if I rock up with a bag of coke they'll buy my story.


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 09:26:43 [Preview] No.295211 del
>>295200
It needs to be psychosis and only when that disappears they will kick you out.


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 09:27:15 [Preview] No.295212 del
Re-installing windows >>295206
Well bantered


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 09:27:54 [Preview] No.295213 del
i like the smell of


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 09:28:26 [Preview] No.295214 del
>>295207
Evening NEET.


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 09:28:58 [Preview] No.295215 del
I also like the smell of Evening NEET.


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 09:29:19 [Preview] No.295216 del
Now my Mums texting me asking if I'm still alive
Fuckin hell
May as well just resign at this point


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 09:29:25 [Preview] No.295217 del
>>295210
See >>295211
Rehab in this country is shit.


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 09:30:13 [Preview] No.295218 del
>>295216
Call mum. It will be good to have someone to talk to. Lay the whole truth out to her. Hold nothing back.


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 09:30:26 [Preview] No.295219 del
>>295216
You need sort your life out.


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 09:30:38 [Preview] No.295220 del
>>295216
is she hot?


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 09:30:46 [Preview] No.295221 del
>>295216
She said it light heatedly.


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 09:31:04 [Preview] No.295222 del
>>295216
She cares and is worried about you, I have no one like that.


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 09:31:44 [Preview] No.295223 del
i bet 10k hates chicken crimpy shapes


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 09:31:56 [Preview] No.295224 del
>>295222
I worry about you.


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 09:32:09 [Preview] No.295225 del
>>295218
He should not do that if he calls her.
He's fine and will catch up for lunch in a week.


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 09:32:51 [Preview] No.295226 del
>>295224
Kiss him already.


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 09:33:48 [Preview] No.295227 del
>>295216
Text your mum, or even better call her. Hold your fire in making any decision regarding work.


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 09:33:50 [Preview] No.295228 del
I don't know where to go without my laptop


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 09:33:58 [Preview] No.295229 del


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 09:36:21 [Preview] No.295230 del
>>295227
Get the old laptop out.


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 09:36:25 [Preview] No.295231 del
>>295227
Told her I was ok.
She hasn't responded yet. Maybe I'll bitch about doctors again and she'll tell me to chill out and follow the process or some other hippie boomer bollocks.
1 beer left and then I'm off to the land of nod (inshallah) before facing King of Poo in the morning.


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 09:36:43 [Preview] No.295232 del
>>295154
I cant imagine being one of the counsellors trying to get some itchy ice zombie to calm down after their daddy warbux drops them off.

Half of em take loading doses of drugz at the last minute before going in.

They should have work camps like in that moofie "a scanner darkly" where the druggos have to work on open air dope farms or pick cotton or some shit.


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 09:36:58 [Preview] No.295233 del
Lupin is #2 in Australia today.
Looks okay.


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 09:38:42 [Preview] No.295234 del
>>295209
yes. why?


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 09:40:01 [Preview] No.295235 del
>>295232
>a scanner darkly

That movie is crazy


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 09:40:20 [Preview] No.295236 del
>>295233
has a nigger in it


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 09:41:36 [Preview] No.295237 del
>>295232
A good moofie I haven't seen in years.
I'm not like that though, just your average dropkick trying to write powershell scripts while 0.05 at 9am.


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 09:42:11 [Preview] No.295238 del
>>295201
>tall skinny blonde Dutch woman
Feels.


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 09:44:07 [Preview] No.295239 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=NnilaaFrza4 [Embed]
Drunk and nostalgic.


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 09:47:44 [Preview] No.295240 del
High velocity ejaculate


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 09:48:57 [Preview] No.295241 del
>>295232
Never speak to a therapist or counsellor about your issues. Most are greatly under qualified and will give you shit advice.


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 09:50:04 [Preview] No.295242 del
>>295241
Who is there to talk to then?


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 09:50:23 [Preview] No.295243 del
>>295241
You forgot to put your Dan flag on.


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 09:51:22 [Preview] No.295244 del
>>295236
It also looks like 007 rip off. Netflix is adding a bunch of movies and some classics. Just watch the movies.


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 09:53:18 [Preview] No.295245 del
>>295242
Nurse, GP, psychologists and or psychiatrist in that order of importance except for the last two. You can become a therapist in under a year or two. All the people listed would need at least 3 years and registration by an accrediting body that certifiers they meet basic standards of a graduate level at least.


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 09:56:03 [Preview] No.295246 del


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 09:56:08 [Preview] No.295247 del
>>295243
You can become a councillor by completing a Tafe course. People with complex mental problems need someone with more experience and qualification.


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 09:56:55 [Preview] No.295248 del
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Hello Neets.

Had a Based day at work, drove the lancia there, made some money, covered for the boss that was getting an CAT scan, finished early, went to the pharmacy, filled some scripts, shilled at the point, got some thai on on the way home.

[autism] i feel like a normal functioning memeber of society feels good man [/austism]


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 09:58:09 [Preview] No.295249 del
>>295248
Good evening Nuro. Sounds like a based day.


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 09:59:53 [Preview] No.295250 del
>>295248
Hello Nuro. You are doing well. More based by the day.


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 10:00:05 [Preview] No.295251 del
BRAAAAAAAP


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 10:00:46 [Preview] No.295252 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=LBXH99t9UYE [Embed]


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 10:01:40 [Preview] No.295253 del
>>295249
>>295250
thanks frens, based until my BBCODE fail. still i can feel my powah rising by the hour


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 10:02:23 [Preview] No.295254 del
>>295248
Pretty based my dude
What scripts? You got any seroquel you can chuck in the express post?


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 10:03:56 [Preview] No.295255 del
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Goodnight NEETs


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 10:04:54 [Preview] No.295256 del
>>295255
Gook night NEET. Sleep tight and don't let the gook bugs bite.


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 10:06:12 [Preview] No.295257 del
>>295254
I am guessing any payment to him is a cash advance on the credit card?


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 10:07:15 [Preview] No.295258 del
I'm baking some cookies for those who arrive early tomorrow. goodnight neets.


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 10:07:51 [Preview] No.295259 del
>>295258
Good night NEET. Sleep tight.


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 10:08:34 [Preview] No.295260 del
>>295255
Goodnight oriental fancier.


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 10:11:55 [Preview] No.295261 del
Good night NEETs. Sleep tight.


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 10:12:51 [Preview] No.295262 del
>>295248
you are so. fucking. BASED


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 10:24:49 [Preview] No.295263 del
>>295248
Dangerously BASED
I'd aspire to be as based as the BASED ONE but it is blasphemy to even suggest it!


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 10:25:44 [Preview] No.295264 del
I was going to have a wank but I restrained myself. I am now going for a run instead.


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 10:26:16 [Preview] No.295265 del
>>295264
Have a wank after your run.


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 10:27:33 [Preview] No.295266 del
>>295165
Is she asking you for a credit card so you can log into her website?


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 10:29:43 [Preview] No.295267 del
>>295179
We've gotten so fat that if they were around today, the girl on the left would be targeted by feminists for being too thin.


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 10:31:13 [Preview] No.295268 del
50mg of seroquel down the hatch
150mg remain


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 10:39:31 [Preview] No.295270 del
Gonna give that old sleep thing a crack
Night neets


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 10:57:31 [Preview] No.295271 del
>>295269
I hope that is not the real Nuro posting that unspoilered filth.


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 10:57:48 [Preview] No.295272 del
>>295270
Good Night NEET.


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 10:58:47 [Preview] No.295273 del
>>295270
Goodnight normie. Real neets all have chronic insomnia, and are going to stay up all night on here with me.


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 11:02:36 [Preview] No.295274 del
>Wondering if seroquel counters the effects of dexie addiction


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 11:05:21 [Preview] No.295275 del
I spent the evening looking through the old online journal of a girl, discovered she went to the same uni as me at the same time for years. I probably saw her many times, but never realised it. Someday I need to stop living in the past, and exist in the present. before it's all gone. some day


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 11:06:58 [Preview] No.295276 del
>>295275
pathetic


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 11:10:11 [Preview] No.295277 del
Possum once verbally humiliated me, singling out each and every one of my personal, life, and anatomical shortcomings. By the time it was over my credit cards were maxed out from what he was charging me


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 11:14:05 [Preview] No.295278 del
Ok, gonna get comfy on the beanbag, watch some history stuff on youtube, and see if I can fall asleep.


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 11:17:31 [Preview] No.295279 del
>>295278
Goodnight Beanbagger NEET.


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 11:22:10 [Preview] No.295280 del
I have more Seroquel than I know what to do with.


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 11:27:57 [Preview] No.295281 del
Feral seroquel junkies sleeping in their lairs.


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 11:28:46 [Preview] No.295282 del
>>295281
>seroquel junkies
>sleeping


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 11:39:11 [Preview] No.295285 del
is Genshin Impact the new hotness?


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 11:39:40 [Preview] No.295286 del
Pleasant sensations feel nice.


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 11:40:37 [Preview] No.295287 del


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 12:15:35 [Preview] No.295288 del
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you lot are a stiff bunch tonite


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 12:17:04 [Preview] No.295289 del
>>295288
Lot of Jew names in those credits.


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 12:21:36 [Preview] No.295290 del


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 12:25:09 [Preview] No.295291 del
might shit my paints just to spite 10k because


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 12:32:20 [Preview] No.295292 del


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 12:34:16 [Preview] No.295293 del
>>295292
That webm made me a bit nervous.


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 12:36:01 [Preview] No.295294 del


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 12:44:57 [Preview] No.295295 del
niggers. what are they?


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 13:13:13 [Preview] No.295296 del
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NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 13:19:48 [Preview] No.295297 del
>>295296
Those negroes had unrealistically good general knowledge.


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 13:20:31 [Preview] No.295298 del
I am the late night NEET. Listening to some Blink 182.


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 13:24:32 [Preview] No.295299 del
time.. for.. sandwich


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 13:26:31 [Preview] No.295300 del
>>295298
noice. i recomend some https://youtube.com/watch?v=l-aypharQ64 [Embed]


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 13:26:35 [Preview] No.295301 del
>>295299
Bread, butter, meat, salad, yes, yes yes!


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 13:32:00 [Preview] No.295302 del
>>295301
this is a shout out to my best fren for life 10k

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Oyk79gO0jiQ [Embed]


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 14:17:12 [Preview] No.295303 del
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Anyone ITT?


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 14:52:21 [Preview] No.295305 del
>>295304
What are you up to?


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 14:58:11 [Preview] No.295306 del
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>>295305
Watching some Star Trek Voyager.

How about you?


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 15:24:39 [Preview] No.295307 del
>>295306
Nice, I remember NK was a trekky,

looking at a rekt thread on /gif/
its horrible

an


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 15:25:29 [Preview] No.295308 del
>>295231
Fair enough.
>>295238
She was mildly attractive, not a total stunner, just kinda hot.
>>295298
Sounds like a comfy evening mate.


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 15:28:57 [Preview] No.295309 del
>>295273
I bet you're asleep.


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 15:29:15 [Preview] No.295310 del
My laptop is fucked.


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 15:32:40 [Preview] No.295311 del
My alarm goes off in four hours.
Thinking about chucking a sicky.


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 15:33:10 [Preview] No.295312 del


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 15:34:32 [Preview] No.295313 del
>>295311
Do you usually have to wake up that early?


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 15:37:09 [Preview] No.295314 del
>>295313
I need t least half an hour to wake up and have a coffee.
Every morning is usually a mad rush.


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 15:43:54 [Preview] No.295315 del
>>295310
Boong lyfe.


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 15:49:40 [Preview] No.295316 del
>The self-discrepancy theory states that individuals compare their “actual” self to internalized standards or the “ideal/ought self”. Inconsistencies between “actual”, “ideal” (idealized version of yourself created from life experiences) and “ought” (who persons feel they should be or should become) are associated with emotional discomforts (e.g., fear, threat, restlessness). Self-discrepancy is the gap between two of these self-representations that leads to negative emotions.


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 16:26:47 [Preview] No.295317 del
Managed to get 4 hours sleep.
Not enough. Don’t know how to describe this past week of mania or whatever to a doctor.
25mg of seroquel down the hatch. Alarming.


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 19:22:33 [Preview] No.295318 del
Morning I guess


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 19:54:58 [Preview] No.295319 del
>>295318
Morning neets. 132kg this morning. Looks like it's gonna be a nice cool day.


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 20:19:21 [Preview] No.295320 del
Sleep deprived psycho morning motivation is in full effect.
So sick of complacence!


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 20:22:47 [Preview] No.295321 del
>>295320
You might enjoy Soulfly.


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 20:37:37 [Preview] No.295322 del
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NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 20:41:44 [Preview] No.295323 del
Neets, I need to get a board of wood or something to support my keyboard and mouse - my desk has a pullout tray, but it's too small, so I need to get a second board to lay on top of it. What sort of material is best? Is it ok to have your hands in constant contact with the chemicals in chipboard or melamine or whatever's in mdf?


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 20:44:11 [Preview] No.295324 del
>>295323
some kind of laminated melamine piece would be best
mdf and plain timber will soak up oil from your skin and anything you spill
chemical risk is nil


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 21:14:07 [Preview] No.295327 del
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pretty based


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 21:14:30 [Preview] No.295328 del
>>295327
nuro and nero are only one letter apart


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 21:28:27 [Preview] No.295329 del
Based.
>Trump impeached for ‘inciting’ US Capitol riots
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-55656385


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 21:29:51 [Preview] No.295330 del
>>295319
>>295318
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 21:32:37 [Preview] No.295331 del
>>295329
two day old news
he still has to be 'tried'


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 21:35:04 [Preview] No.295332 del
>>295331
>two days
It just happened?


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 21:35:57 [Preview] No.295333 del
>>295332
they might have just voted to proceed
they said they were doing it at least two days ago


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 21:36:56 [Preview] No.295334 del


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 21:38:57 [Preview] No.295335 del
Motherbot is waiting outside of Cenno while she submits her paperwork. I am going to get the car washed and use her concession card to get a discount.


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 21:39:24 [Preview] No.295336 del
As if thing couldn’t get any worse, the ignition in my car seems broken and I can’t start it


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 21:39:41 [Preview] No.295337 del
Motherbot has been let in. Two (2) people are now waiting outside.


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 21:40:42 [Preview] No.295338 del
>>295336
Try wanking it and see if that works. Slowly put the key in and out then increase the speed.


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 21:41:13 [Preview] No.295339 del
>>295336
What is it doing?


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 21:41:38 [Preview] No.295340 del
Add some lube (graphite)


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 21:42:00 [Preview] No.295341 del
mongk better provide an update as soon as practical this morning


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 21:42:38 [Preview] No.295342 del
>>295340
I'm sure his key turns.


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 21:42:57 [Preview] No.295343 del
>>295341
Check-in update!


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 21:43:02 [Preview] No.295344 del
>>295339
Just doesn’t turn past the ‘lock’ part into accessories. Happened the other day and I was able to just keep trying it to get it to work.
Great, boss man will probably call at 9 and I’m fucking stuck here.
Fuck


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 21:45:57 [Preview] No.295345 del
>>295344
Have you tried wanking it?


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 21:46:40 [Preview] No.295346 del
>>295344
Does jiggling the steering wheel help it?


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 21:47:07 [Preview] No.295347 del
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NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 21:47:22 [Preview] No.295348 del
>>295346
Nope, just tried that and now I’ve locked the steering wheel


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 21:47:35 [Preview] No.295349 del
A nasty poo is building and motherbot is not back from Cenno yet.


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 21:48:03 [Preview] No.295350 del


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 21:48:19 [Preview] No.295351 del
>>295348
steal somebody else's car


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 21:50:06 [Preview] No.295352 del
>>295347
Your Cock Is Mine Edition.


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 21:53:58 [Preview] No.295353 del
>>295336
Check the battery


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 21:55:19 [Preview] No.295354 del
>>295344
Did you have the steering lock on? try jiggling the the wheel around while turning the key.


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 21:56:21 [Preview] No.295355 del
>>295353
that shouldn't stop the key physically moving


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 21:56:58 [Preview] No.295356 del
>>295355
I didn't see that bit before commenting.


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 21:57:55 [Preview] No.295357 del
>>295329
*yawn*


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 21:59:45 [Preview] No.295358 del
>>295344
why were you out and about at this time of the morning if you work from home and were expecting a call from the boss?


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 22:05:50 [Preview] No.295359 del
>>295152
Hmm. ?


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 22:07:29 [Preview] No.295360 del
>>295192
The doritos were good.


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 22:08:55 [Preview] No.295361 del
>>295195
The 30 secs I listened to was okay.


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 22:09:51 [Preview] No.295362 del
>>295358
It's 5 minutes walk away, I drove to the coin laundry to wash my bedsheets in hopes of improving my sleep hygiene because it was raining.
At home now waiting on the bossman and figuring out how to get RACV out.

It's in a 1 hour parking zone. Just what I needed to start my day.
Having a red bull.


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 22:10:38 [Preview] No.295363 del
>>295199
I didn't do any of that.
It just comes up with the boot screen and I can't press any of the F function buttons.


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 22:15:04 [Preview] No.295364 del


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 22:15:27 [Preview] No.295365 del
Bit disappointed that Wombler didn't post that pic.


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 22:17:05 [Preview] No.295366 del
>>295365
you should be used to disappointment by now


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 22:17:36 [Preview] No.295367 del


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 22:19:19 [Preview] No.295368 del
>>295327
I thought that was to do with the garden of unearthly delights.
Bit surprised that is going ahead in adelaide this year.


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 22:23:26 [Preview] No.295369 del
>>295366
Not from the NEETs.


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 22:24:08 [Preview] No.295370 del
>>295369
i don't even know where the cliffs are
just the football oval


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 22:25:58 [Preview] No.295371 del
>>295370
At the end of beach rd.


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 22:27:12 [Preview] No.295372 del
>>295371
is there a sign or can you just drive off it?


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 22:29:09 [Preview] No.295373 del
>>295370
>>295371
Turns out Beach Rd is to Christies.
I meant Seaford, not Seaton.
Sorry.


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 22:30:44 [Preview] No.295374 del
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NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 22:34:39 [Preview] No.295375 del
>>295374
Yeah, sorry. I had the wrong place in my head.
Surprised that those two golf courses are still there.


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 22:37:50 [Preview] No.295376 del
>>295373
I know that road now. THat's miles away.


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 22:38:41 [Preview] No.295377 del
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NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 22:42:10 [Preview] No.295378 del
>>295376
How'd your get together thing go yesterday?


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 22:42:26 [Preview] No.295379 del
>>295377
Morning Nuro.


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 22:42:56 [Preview] No.295380 del
Chucked a sicky.
Dr Pajoot will call me this afternoon then send me a sick cert.


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 22:44:44 [Preview] No.295381 del
>>295378
it was alright
most of them are quite a bit older than me
might do a couple of day cruises with them, but I don't think I'd do any multi-day trips
we'll see


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 22:45:15 [Preview] No.295382 del
Having a second Monster


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 22:46:15 [Preview] No.295383 del
>>295381
Were there any of the 'rock-a-billy' types there? I hate those pricks.
They rock up at heaps of show and shine type functions.


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 22:47:46 [Preview] No.295384 del
>>295383
nah, they seemed fairly normal in that regard
nothing worse than some 50 year old slapper in a skirt and bobby socks


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 22:48:14 [Preview] No.295385 del
My laptop just flicked and made a beep.
It's now installing software.
Looks promising.


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 22:49:21 [Preview] No.295386 del
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>>295379
gmorn, i posted the wrong image. oh wells.


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 22:49:47 [Preview] No.295387 del
>>295384
Cool, that sounds pretty good then.
How often do the meet?


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 22:50:13 [Preview] No.295388 del
>>295386
Neighbour*


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 22:51:56 [Preview] No.295389 del
More fucking bullshit with this dumb cunt sales prick at the wage.
I've explained to him how this feature works several times and he still doesn't get it. He can't even accurately explain the problem to me over text and needs a phone call to get anything done.
Stupid boomer.


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 22:52:41 [Preview] No.295390 del
>pre consultation questionnaire
It's like I'm doing the GPs job for them.


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 22:53:19 [Preview] No.295391 del
>>295387
there is a meeting one evening a month and usually a drive or event one a month


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 22:53:34 [Preview] No.295392 del
>>295389
He just wants to listen to your soothing voice.


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 22:54:30 [Preview] No.295393 del
>>295391
That's very regular, sounds good.


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 22:56:57 [Preview] No.295394 del
>>295388
just stop


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 22:57:31 [Preview] No.295395 del
>>295394
Who am I to question the giga-Nuro?


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 22:59:44 [Preview] No.295396 del
>>295393
This Sunday they're driving from the Lyndoch bakery to Caudo winery at Cadell.
That's a bit further than I want to drive, there's a prison camp there, and last time I camped at Morgan it smelled bad.


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 23:02:06 [Preview] No.295397 del
>>295396
I also don't like that transition from green to dirty brown Australia.


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 23:04:03 [Preview] No.295398 del
>>295396
Can't say I've been to Cadell.
That sounds like a bit of a boring drive, just following the freeway.
I saw a place called Wombat's Rest on the way though.


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 23:04:59 [Preview] No.295399 del
>>295397
Everywhere is dirty brown at the moment.


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 23:05:28 [Preview] No.295400 del
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NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 23:07:06 [Preview] No.295401 del
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NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 23:09:29 [Preview] No.295403 del
>>295400
That lake is apparently pink sometimes.
I've been through there before a bunch of times but can't remember it.


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 23:09:46 [Preview] No.295404 del


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 23:12:53 [Preview] No.295405 del
Waiting for mechanic pajeet
Really hope it’s not my key that’s fucked, don’t really know the process for getting a new one from the dealership


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 23:14:09 [Preview] No.295406 del
>>295405
If it's a physical fault it will more likely be the lock cylinder than your key.
If they replace that you'll get new keys with it.


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 23:16:49 [Preview] No.295407 del
Could the NSW Premier look any more like a jew if she tried?


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 23:17:38 [Preview] No.295408 del
>>295406
My old astra needed the barrel changed but that meant you needed to change the ecu as well. Cost $3k.


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 23:19:02 [Preview] No.295409 del
Bit of WD40 has done the job
That was a lot easier than I expected


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 23:19:09 [Preview] No.295410 del
>>295408
lol really?
My VP Commodore barrel shat itself and it was just rekeyed.


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 23:19:51 [Preview] No.295411 del
>>295409
WD-40 gums up with heat
pajeet just fucked your lock for a short term fix


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 23:23:32 [Preview] No.295412 del


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 23:25:15 [Preview] No.295413 del
>>295411
Ah well, at least it's at home now. I don't really need a car where I'm living which is lucky.
It was a white guy surprisingly.


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 23:26:16 [Preview] No.295414 del
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>Bit of WD40 has done the job

Not superior INOX MX3 or a silicone based lube.


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 23:27:40 [Preview] No.295415 del
my ebike battery lock jammed up the other day, turns out it just needed some spray lube as well :)


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 23:28:38 [Preview] No.295416 del
>>295415
should have just shat some blend 43 into it


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 23:32:04 [Preview] No.295418 del
A customer has passive aggressively CC'd me in their automatically generated reports which are getting triggered like every minute because of a software bug.
They mustn't realise that I can just edit the report and remove myself, like they can remove themselves.
They also musn't realise that I'm smart enough to be able to delete all these 1000+ emails in one go.

Wage rage things.


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 23:35:04 [Preview] No.295419 del
>>295410
Had to go through the dealership as well, then get the barrel sent to Vic.
And they said it needed replacing.
There's a code in the ecu and barrel and they need to be the same so you cant get the ecu from u pull it or wherever.


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 23:51:26 [Preview] No.295420 del
Might crack the shits in an e-mail chain.


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 23:52:10 [Preview] No.295421 del
>>295420
have you had your chat yet?
dont add fuel to the fire


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 23:58:19 [Preview] No.295422 del
>>295421
No I haven't.
Wouldn't surprise me if bossman just forgot like he does with a lot of other things.
This is with the sales prick, I might just ignore him instead.


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 23:59:26 [Preview] No.295423 del


NEET 01/13/2021 (Wed) 23:59:39 [Preview] No.295424 del
>>295422
Wait and see with the boss first.
Ignore the sales guy for now.
If the sales guy is bringing in a lot of business, he will be virtually untouchable.


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 00:00:21 [Preview] No.295425 del
Might go and get a schnitty


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 00:02:25 [Preview] No.295426 del


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 00:07:30 [Preview] No.295427 del
>>295426
I'm not que, you're que.


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 00:21:11 [Preview] No.295428 del
>>295425
I hope it's better than my disappointing chinkies. I truly got CHINKED on a meal I was waiting weeks on (honey chicken with very little flavour).


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 00:30:43 [Preview] No.295429 del
>>295364
Good morning NEET.

>>295377
Good morning Nuro.

>>295385
I would back everything up. I doubt it will last long.

>>295392
I would too.

>>295401
That would be a lovely place to drive to.

>>295402
kek

>>295409
I would look into get it fixed or getting a new car based if it is too old.

>>295412
It is the needful.

>>295418
>be able to delete all these 1000+ emails in one go.
That's doing the needful.

>>295422
If it is a disciplinary meeting and several managers are there, walk out until they provide you written notice of the meeting and what they want to address in the meeting as to provide you time to respond to those claims. You are also allowed a third party support person for you in the meeting.


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 00:33:17 [Preview] No.295430 del
8 choc mini cupcakes went off on the 11th.
They'll still be alright won't they?


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 00:35:41 [Preview] No.295431 del
>>295429
>back everything up
I didn't. It has taken 12 hours of just sitting there after turning it on and off again a few times. It went to the HP diagnostic screen, rather than the black, start up prompt screen.


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 00:36:16 [Preview] No.295432 del
>>295401
Is there an actual name of this line?


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 00:36:53 [Preview] No.295433 del
Daytime NEETs are slow.


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 00:38:27 [Preview] No.295434 del
>>295431
I think it's toast. If you have anything on the hard drive, you get it recovered but the chances of recovery at a cheap price are decreasing.


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 00:41:32 [Preview] No.295435 del
A woman who cut a baby that survived out of a mothers womb as one of her crimes had a brain injury and news.com.au believe she shouldn't have been executed:
>Lisa Montgomery, first woman executed on federal death row, had brain injury
https://www.news.com.au/world/north-america/lisa-montgomery-first-woman-executed-on-federal-death-row-had-brain-injury/news-story/560c2aa8d2c7b870258571b10000368f


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 00:54:24 [Preview] No.295436 del
Firm handshakes and looking them straight in the eye
>Some farmers flaunted attractive wage figures, saying it was possible to make $3,000 per week, while Deputy Prime Minister Michael McCormack told teens regional work might make for interesting Instagram content, and even lead to finding "the love of your life".
>Things on the farm ended "rather sourly" for Mr Rolston when his wages for six 10-hour working days came through — three weeks after he first started.
>"And then, when we did end up getting paid, we didn't get the full amount," he said.
>"I was supposed to earn around $550, I ended up getting $450.
>"There was no way that we'd be making over a $1,000."
>His friend Luka Wighton, who also worked on the farm, said he had gone along hoping for "a bit of an adventure" — but ended up feeling "a little bit taken advantage of".
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2021-01-14/when-backpackers-went-home-these-australians-tried-farm-work/13047062


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 00:58:33 [Preview] No.295437 del
someone needs to make a bajo version of this


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 00:59:21 [Preview] No.295438 del
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>Daughter who flew to Perth to say goodbye to her dying mother was held for seven hours without water while her mum died alone after WA introduced radical new butthole rules DURING her flight
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9144487/Daughter-flew-Perth-say-goodbye-dying-mother-held-seven-hours.html


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 00:59:52 [Preview] No.295439 del
>>295429
>If it is a disciplinary meeting and several managers are there, walk out until they provide you written notice of the meeting and what they want to address in the meeting as to provide you time to respond to those claims. You are also allowed a third party support person for you in the meeting.

Wasn't aware of that, is there a name for this?


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 01:00:29 [Preview] No.295440 del
>>295437
Your mp4 do not play in the web browser. One the other day did not work but it works when downloaded.


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 01:01:15 [Preview] No.295441 del


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 01:08:09 [Preview] No.295442 del
>>295429
>You are also allowed a third party support person for you in the meeting.
I did this once and brought a lawyer. They cancelled the meeting on the spot.


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 01:08:41 [Preview] No.295443 del
>>295432
Not sure, but the change in scenery is dramatic.


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 01:09:32 [Preview] No.295444 del
>>295434
the hard drive is a sealed unit
any linux mong can dd a sector-by-sector copy of the drive elsewhere


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 01:11:01 [Preview] No.295445 del
>>295437
>bajo version
I want the hex version


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 01:11:45 [Preview] No.295446 del
>>295440
i noticed this too, must be a bug in skyload


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 01:13:32 [Preview] No.295447 del
>>295439
>>295441
For serious misconduct or misconduct that has not been addressed in a previous meeting/s, the conditions of how the meeting is structured must be stated. Often for serious misconduct or ongoing leading to termination they often need to tell you before and say what it is about (i.e. not saying "we need to talk" probably isn't satisfactory). If you walk away from the meeting because they:
1. Haven't told you what it is about,
2. In the meeting have not given you an appropriate period of time to respond, and or
3. In some instances made the decision to terminate you during the meeting (i.e. it has something to do with procedural fairness that you cannot terminate someone on the spot, but they can tell you to leave and tell you of the decision later).

If they don't do it correctly and document everything, that in itself can be grounds for a case at Fair Work Australia.

https://www.fairwork.gov.au/employee-entitlements/managing-performance-and-warnings

>>295442
Well done, you did the right thing.

I left my previous job and I didn't know my rights. I was interrogated over different things, wasn't even told before I got in the room it was a disciplinary meeting, had to respond during the meeting without delay without statements from my accusers and was told that my employment was ending during the meeting. I should walked out, but I was given a 4 weeks pay and said "I do not feel comfortable here anymore" that they didn't address so I submit my 3-4 line brief resignation letter an hour and half later. They were shocked but the cunts didn't do anything to support me and if they did that to me once, chances are they would do it again to get me.


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 01:14:10 [Preview] No.295448 del
>>295444
If they charge per hour to watch the program depending on the size and speed (especially after damage) it might not be cheap.


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 01:16:00 [Preview] No.295449 del
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UH UH UH UH
FLAVOURTOWN
FLAVOURTOWN


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 01:17:28 [Preview] No.295450 del
>>295448
The company IT mong could do it.


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 01:18:22 [Preview] No.295451 del
>>295438
> radical new butthole rules


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 01:19:03 [Preview] No.295452 del
>>295447
>Well done, you did the right thing.
One of those times I wished I knew some patched OMG bikie types. Two of those as support people would have been entertaining.


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 01:19:20 [Preview] No.295453 del
>>295451
gnarly


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 01:19:42 [Preview] No.295454 del
Lamb chops for dinner.


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 01:24:55 [Preview] No.295455 del
ASD emailed me while I was getting schnitty.


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 01:26:12 [Preview] No.295456 del
>>295450
Anyone can as you have said, but depending on how they charge it starts to add up.

>>295451
They are radical rules involving arseholes.

Notice how all the TikToks from medical professionals are no longer posted dancing because they had the epiphany oh how unprofessional it looks.

>>295452
But they cannot talk during the meeting for you and it should be explained to them that they are there to support you.

Either way, if you are involved in a meeting where the purpose isn't disclosed or you feel your rights are being violated, just walk out and I would grab anything you own on your desk.

I was ironically told that they couldn't support my position anymore and by leaving I believe the damage was at least $15-20k if not more by paying me out and having someone do my job. Money they would also have to justified as to why it is being paid in advanced instead of out of salaries.

>>295455
Telling you are doing a good job and that to keep an eye pealed for unknown arses hanging and swinging around the network?


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 01:28:12 [Preview] No.295457 del
>>295456
>But they cannot talk during the meeting for you and it should be explained to them that they are there to support you.
No, but two OMG types staring down HR and Managers and making indirect threats would be hilarious.


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 01:29:41 [Preview] No.295458 del


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 01:30:29 [Preview] No.295459 del
>>295457
Would be. I would like to watch them "um" and "er".


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 01:30:53 [Preview] No.295460 del
Immeasurable amounts of influence originating from a single pair.


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 01:31:10 [Preview] No.295461 del
>>295456
>Telling you are doing a good job and that to keep an eye pealed for unknown arses hanging and swinging around the network?
Telling me to check something I had already checked two days ago.


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 01:31:22 [Preview] No.295462 del
>>295458
I wonder why they didn't sedate it and transport it in a truck. Perhaps some mong thought it was easy to do it that way.


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 01:36:22 [Preview] No.295463 del
>>295456
>Anyone can as you have said, but depending on how they charge it starts to add up.
I'd do it for him for nothing, assuming he just wants his data copied to a dvd or something.


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 01:37:07 [Preview] No.295464 del
Bossman called, went well.
He wasn't actually aware of my insomnia issues and was very diplomatic in hinting at any productivity issues in the past weeks. I just cut him off and said that I'd been doing pretty shit at work lately and missing things etc. He tries to be diplomatic with people because they get all emotional and shit but I can't speak to people like that when I've been pissed with them before at the work party.
He was sympathetic to my issues and asked if there was anything he could do, if I needed days off, etc. Told him I'd figure it out and try to be back to normal soon. Told him I might take the 7-3 shift. He also said he was thinking about giving me the responsibility of support VIP for Linfox (biggest and most important client) but told me to have a think about it and see if I'm up for it. Would be pretty good, I'd get a lot more exposure to the dev team.

Better than expected, having a black instant.


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 01:43:05 [Preview] No.295466 del
>>295464
>Better than expected, having a black instant.
How you keep walking into these opportunities and keep moving forward surprises me greatly. Well done.


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 01:43:53 [Preview] No.295467 del
>>295464
It is good he has offered to help you and offered an opportunity.
I would not accept this opportunity unless you are genuinely getting your life under control. Otherwise you'll fuck it all up.


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 01:49:23 [Preview] No.295468 del
>>295349
A worrying situation.
>>295464
Good to hear mate, you could and should use this opportunity with that Linfox thing as a pretext to keep getting your act together.
21 degrees today in Shitbourne, bought myself a sandwich and coffee for breakfast from cafe to see what it's like, as it's not something I do often. it was a bit shit, not worth the money.


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 01:52:48 [Preview] No.295469 del
Really lethargic and weak today. Picking anything up is difficult. I am shaking a bit despite having very little caffeine. I think I might be coming down with something.
Having a black instant. Enormously hungry for some reason too. I am struggling to eat enough.


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 01:54:38 [Preview] No.295470 del
>>295468
>A worrying situation.
I made to a toilet and I may have clogged the drain with poo/toilet paper.


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 01:56:00 [Preview] No.295471 del
>>295468
>it was a bit shit, not worth the money.
I experienced a similar feel to day. It sucks.


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 01:56:08 [Preview] No.295472 del
if i am forced to look like an idiot i might as well own the look


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 01:57:41 [Preview] No.295474 del
>>295472
>>295473
Scan it for microchips before wearing it. That price is a $1 cheaper than what they sell at Australia post for just the face mask.


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 01:59:22 [Preview] No.295475 del
>>295474
even if it had one or more chips, how is it going to exfiltrate any data?


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 02:01:26 [Preview] No.295476 del
>>295475
Though the ZOG UFOs that track its location.


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 02:03:31 [Preview] No.295477 del
Nuro was gangstalked once.


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 02:05:10 [Preview] No.295478 del
>>295475
A good conspiracy theorist would assume it would be 5G.


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 02:05:52 [Preview] No.295479 del
>>295478
still needs an antenna


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 02:06:00 [Preview] No.295480 del
millimetre swings


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 02:06:07 [Preview] No.295481 del
>>295470
Good to hear.
>>295471
Yeah this is why I don't go to cafes for food often, as when I do I am usually disappointed.


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 02:06:44 [Preview] No.295482 del
>>295474
just put in the microwave for 2 seconds seweety


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 02:07:13 [Preview] No.295483 del
>>295482
Based advice.


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 02:09:39 [Preview] No.295484 del
>>295466
Same. Maybe I'm not as much of a retarded fuckup as often think.

>>295467
Yeah, I have a bit of time to decide. Lets see if I can get it together.


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 02:16:11 [Preview] No.295485 del
>>295484
>Lets see if I can get it together.
it starts now
not tomorrow


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 02:16:51 [Preview] No.295486 del
>>295470
>That smirk you get when your turds are so HUGE and POWERFUL that they literally DESTROY young, tight toilet pipes...


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 02:18:19 [Preview] No.295487 del
>>295486
i'm waiting for the massive crack that has developed in my toilet bowl to start leaking or fall apart when I sit on it


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 02:18:44 [Preview] No.295488 del
>>295486
It was making a strange gurgle after the bulk of it flushed down. I didn't get the design of the toilet, it was designed for those in a wheel chair but I had to stand up just to reach the flush button.


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 02:19:50 [Preview] No.295489 del
>>295488
blockages make more of a "glub glub" noise, usually more noticeable outside


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 02:20:11 [Preview] No.295490 del
The irony will not be lost
>Employees of a hipster burger bar have made stunning allegations about its toxic culture with one former manager claiming he was expected to work upwards of 60 hours per week.
>Former staff members from the Mary’s Group, including senior figures, have told news.com.au of an unhealthy work culture, 18-hour shifts and what they considered to be manipulation tactics.
>They allege that working for the Mary’s Group – which operates a number of popular venues across Sydney – left them exhausted, ruined their relationships and left them feeling used.
>The claims come after the co-owners, Kenny Graham and Jake Smyth, made national headlines in November when they dubbed most young hospitality workers “whining” and “entitled”.
>“It was one of the worst experiences working for those guys.”
https://www.news.com.au/finance/work/at-work/staff-from-hip-sydney-burger-bar-marys-whose-owners-recently-slammed-entitled-workers-allege-a-toxic-culture/news-story/7b644c5c5db1eb2793971d209bda9c0c


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 02:21:04 [Preview] No.295491 del
>>295490
Firm handshakes
>News.com.au has seen payslips and documentary evidence that show a senior staff member worked 71 hours in a single week, and was only paid for 37 hours. He accrued no time in lieu for this period.
>In another pay period, the same staff member worked a 54-hour week, and was only paid for 38 hours work. This period included a public holiday, where the staff member worked a 15-hour shift. His pay slip included 7.6 hours of time in lieu.


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 02:26:33 [Preview] No.295492 del
>>295487
Overseas, otherwise unavailable or hospitalised due to broken shitter.


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 02:27:14 [Preview] No.295493 del
>>295492
yeah porcelain will cut you up like a chef's knife


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 02:29:42 [Preview] No.295494 del
>>295449
Look nice Nuro. Maybe use some paper towel to soak up the unsightly grease smears next time though. 7.5/10.


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 02:31:37 [Preview] No.295495 del
>>295472
>>295473
Nuro have you been following the Jack Ma saga? I thought it might be a bit concerning for you, I know you are a big fan of Ali.


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 02:32:19 [Preview] No.295496 del
>>295449
I like the crispness of the bacon.


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 02:33:49 [Preview] No.295497 del
>>295496
Crispy bacon lines the road to Flavourtown.


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 02:42:16 [Preview] No.295500 del
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Seems that reporting content that is removed from 4chan for a violation of a Not For Safe Board because they refuse to moderate the board is a bannable offence.


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 02:42:52 [Preview] No.295501 del
>>295499
Marker or key?


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 02:44:32 [Preview] No.295502 del
>>295501
marker


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 02:45:29 [Preview] No.295503 del
>>295502
I think that's acceptable then.


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 02:48:27 [Preview] No.295504 del
I keyed webbys corvette once.


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 02:48:52 [Preview] No.295505 del
>>295504
I doubt it.


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 02:49:24 [Preview] No.295506 del
>>295499
Despite the fact he's parked somewhere he shouldn't, what's the deal that parking angle? what a mong.


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 02:50:22 [Preview] No.295507 del
Overstimulated twitching NEET twinkies.


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 02:51:25 [Preview] No.295508 del
>>295380
What ailment are you claiming to have?


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 02:51:51 [Preview] No.295509 del


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 02:52:26 [Preview] No.295510 del
Since 9am Tuesday I've had 3 hours sleep.
Somehow I'm still able to analyse database extracts, kind of impressed.


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 02:52:51 [Preview] No.295511 del
>>295509
Well reply bantered.


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 03:13:04 [Preview] No.295513 del
>>295512
Me in the middle image, in the back.


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 03:14:20 [Preview] No.295514 del
>>295510
>able to analyse database extracts
Out of curiosity, what is involved in this process?


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 03:16:08 [Preview] No.295515 del
Monk will wake up tomorrow and realise he wasn't analysing data extracts but rather was delirious and just reading the ingredients list on the back of the tear and share bag.


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 03:19:48 [Preview] No.295516 del
>>295512
based neoclasical pepe


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 03:26:18 [Preview] No.295517 del
tfw no northface jacket


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 03:31:54 [Preview] No.295518 del
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This will be a common sight at the NEET commune's gym.


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 03:33:20 [Preview] No.295519 del
>>295518
no wonder shitey is popular with the ladies


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 03:34:48 [Preview] No.295520 del
>>295515
Keke

>>295514
Just filtering csv dumps basically


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 03:56:41 [Preview] No.295521 del
hmmmmm it seems the coronavirus supplement has gone down 100 bucks :/


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 03:57:53 [Preview] No.295523 del
>>295521
It's been in the news before NYE and for the week after.


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 03:59:19 [Preview] No.295524 del
>>295523
as if i watch the news...


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 04:00:02 [Preview] No.295525 del
>>295521
I don't even get a constant supplement on the DSP, just the one off $250


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 04:00:59 [Preview] No.295526 del
>>295524
Pretty sure NEETs were also talking about it, but I may be wrong. Do you read the posts that are missed?


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 04:03:39 [Preview] No.295527 del
Third poo of the day coming up.


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 04:04:24 [Preview] No.295528 del
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Hello. Is anybody out there?


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 04:05:47 [Preview] No.295529 del
>>295528
Hello. No.


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 04:06:34 [Preview] No.295530 del
>>295528
I'm in there.


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 04:07:11 [Preview] No.295531 del
>>295522
I love how pajeet incompetence is so widespread. Cracks me up.


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 04:08:07 [Preview] No.295532 del
>>295531
They do a lot of jugaad


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 04:14:20 [Preview] No.295533 del
>>295531
SUPERPOWER 2020


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 04:14:58 [Preview] No.295534 del
>>295529
>>295530
Sup fellas. Hows your day treating you?....
And why the fuck does it think I'm in Germany? Ah whatever.


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 04:16:08 [Preview] No.295535 del
>>295534
>Hows your day treating you?.
It's partly cloudy and 23 degrees. I'm sitting at my desk currently


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 04:16:23 [Preview] No.295536 del
>>295534
I am going okay, coping with the heat for now. Yourself?

The sites understanding of where each IP is getting progressively worse. There is an Australian flag, but each time the page is refreshed it will need to be pressed again.


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 04:22:05 [Preview] No.295537 del
>>295534
Highly sleep deprived.
Gonna go get a long neck? What colour top does everyone want?


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 04:24:27 [Preview] No.295538 del
>>295537
Yellow.


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 04:30:03 [Preview] No.295539 del
>>295526
>corrona pozz flares up in brisbane
>brisbane locked down
> corrona supliment reduced

shiggidy


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 04:30:12 [Preview] No.295540 del
>>295537
>Gonna go get a long neck? What colour top does everyone want?
How about none?


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 04:33:02 [Preview] No.295541 del
>>295539
The government doesn't care, they are actually going around now and talking about the stimulus measures have helped the economy. So unless it really hits the fan not much is going to change because they are already distributing their narrative that everyone is better off.


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 04:33:40 [Preview] No.295542 del
>>295540
Just one to take the the goosebumps away


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 04:36:27 [Preview] No.295543 del
>>295541
>stimulus
That's what I need.


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 04:36:36 [Preview] No.295544 del
Y'ever find yourself in a situation where you need to face the weight of bad decisions you have made?
I moved to SA on a whim from Victoria in December. I don't know anyone here and it's a little scary/overwhelming. I was alone back in vic too, but being here and not knowing anything feels... Alone...er if that makes any sense.


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 04:37:58 [Preview] No.295545 del


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 04:38:31 [Preview] No.295546 del
>>295544
Why did you move?


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 04:39:45 [Preview] No.295547 del
>>295544
Leave the window open and you wont be alone.


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 04:40:04 [Preview] No.295548 del
My computer came back on.


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 04:40:54 [Preview] No.295549 del
>>295464
YOu have a nice bossman


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 04:41:27 [Preview] No.295550 del
>>295548
it was taking a break. it did not like what you did on it.


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 04:43:31 [Preview] No.295551 del
>>295528
>mannequin-


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 04:44:03 [Preview] No.295552 del
>>295550
I couldn't scrub it clean.


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 04:44:48 [Preview] No.295553 del
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NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 05:02:02 [Preview] No.295554 del
>>295546
>Why did you move?
On paper I wanted to escape Vic after 9 months of lockdown. In practice... Lets just say I should have looked before I leapt and leave it at that.


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 05:02:59 [Preview] No.295555 del
WE'RE TAKING DOWN THE ZOG MACHINE
JEW BY JEW BY JEW


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 05:03:14 [Preview] No.295556 del
>>295553
https://youtube.com/watch?v=jVMb5QN9TS8 [Embed]


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 05:03:23 [Preview] No.295557 del
>>295554
What do you do in SA now, are you a NEET?


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 05:03:52 [Preview] No.295558 del
>>295554
What do you think of the North Terrace boongs?


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 05:04:28 [Preview] No.295559 del
>>295495
Bit rude to ask about his family like that m8.


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 05:07:31 [Preview] No.295560 del
>>295557
>What do you do in SA now, are you a NEET?
For the time being. Plan on chilling until March and then finding some kind of casual work after that.
>>295558
>What do you think of the North Terrace boongs?
Haven't met any yet, But Ive not had many good experiences with boongs in general. My first mission is finding and getting a picture of those balls touching somewhere in the CBD.


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 05:08:32 [Preview] No.295561 del
>>295560
The mall's balls?
Are you not in Adelaide?


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 05:09:51 [Preview] No.295562 del
>>295560
>casual work
That will be hard to find with Possum and Monk flooding the NOOTchute market.


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 05:14:28 [Preview] No.295563 del


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 05:15:27 [Preview] No.295564 del
>>295561
>Are you not in Adelaide?
Bout a half hour away from the CBD. Anything you'd recommend I see or do while I'm here? Apart from sellin' my NOOTchute ofcourse.


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 05:16:43 [Preview] No.295565 del


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 05:17:59 [Preview] No.295566 del
NEETs thrusting their hips forward resulting in massive sacks flapping up and down.


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 05:22:31 [Preview] No.295567 del
>>295560
How are you supporting yourself?


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 05:23:28 [Preview] No.295568 del
>>295562
The grip is very tight from what I have experienced.


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 05:31:20 [Preview] No.295569 del
Has that NEET been able to seen his penis since the obesity claimed it?


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 05:32:22 [Preview] No.295570 del
You've been paid 3795.84 into your account ending with 1488.

No more shameful credit card long necks for me boys, back to tapping that debit card.


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 05:33:33 [Preview] No.295571 del
>>295569
He working on reclaiming it.


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 05:33:42 [Preview] No.295572 del
>>295570
>1488.
What an account number.


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 05:34:34 [Preview] No.295573 del
>>295570
How much do you earn a year?


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 05:36:02 [Preview] No.295574 del
>>295573
50 large, raking it in


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 05:37:26 [Preview] No.295575 del
>>295574
Do you have get paid each month?
I thought it was a fortnight.


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 05:42:22 [Preview] No.295576 del
>>295575
Monthly, kinda sucks


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 05:43:40 [Preview] No.295577 del
>>295570
>No more shameful credit card long necks for me boys, back to tapping that debit card.
how about you stop drinking now and start fixing yourself?


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 05:45:18 [Preview] No.295578 del
>>295574
>>295576
When will you be back @Deakin? You need to finish your uni course and increase your earning potential.


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 05:46:02 [Preview] No.295579 del
>>295548
Start copying anything important to usb or interwebs before it dies again.


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 05:46:51 [Preview] No.295580 del
>>295544
You should hang out with Cruisey and Possum. They'll show you about.


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 05:47:52 [Preview] No.295581 del
I find it strange that Cruisey hasn't met up with Weber yet.


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 05:48:29 [Preview] No.295582 del
>>295578
he needs to stop drinking and get his job back on track before he can study


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 05:49:12 [Preview] No.295583 del
>>295582
>he needs to stop drinking
Yeah but he isn't, so he needs to learn to work with it.


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 05:49:22 [Preview] No.295584 del
>>295581
I find it strange that we have received neither a report on the meeting or an image last night.


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 05:49:32 [Preview] No.295585 del
>>295581
Possum poisoned his mind.


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 05:50:42 [Preview] No.295586 del
>>295584
Perhaps you should READ THE FUCKING POSTS YOU MISS


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 05:51:24 [Preview] No.295587 del
having a longneck of stout
bottle of shiraz to follow


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 05:51:34 [Preview] No.295588 del
>>295586
I am not yet ready to accept the disappointment.


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 05:52:10 [Preview] No.295589 del
That Harry Potter Wizarding bar is probably bankrupt and closed now.


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 05:52:22 [Preview] No.295590 del
Swings of hope.


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 05:53:15 [Preview] No.295591 del
>>295582
This is true, couldn’t manage even one subject last semester.
I’ll make a proper effort not to drink tonight. Feeling a lot more normal than the rest of the week.


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 05:54:32 [Preview] No.295592 del
Found some construction work NEETs, I now have many blisters but some money.

Should I tell cenno?


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 05:55:37 [Preview] No.295593 del
>>295592
Cash in hand? If so, fuck em. Not their business.


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 05:56:00 [Preview] No.295594 del
>>295591
How many units have you got left?


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 05:56:48 [Preview] No.295595 del
>>295592
Post blister pics please.

>Should I tell cenno?
If you are on the books, yes. If cash in hand, no.


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 05:57:27 [Preview] No.295596 del
>>295592
Is it cash work?


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 05:58:23 [Preview] No.295597 del
>>295580
>You should hang out with Cruisey and Possum. They'll show you about.
Yeah, Im down to meet up with some NEETbros. Just don't cuddle me is all.


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 06:04:37 [Preview] No.295599 del
>>295597
They're good NEETs. But on that note, you need to be careful about which NEETs you choose to meet up with, some of them are exploitative.


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 06:05:09 [Preview] No.295600 del
>>295593
>>295595
>>295596
Yea, cashies.
cenno cut me off for two months and I didn't get jobkeeper so I'm not overly sympathetic


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NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 06:09:52 [Preview] No.295602 del
>>295594
Like 4 maybe? I think I have enough time. That NEET that mentioned the 10 years thing scared the shit out of me. Started in like, 2014 or so


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 06:11:23 [Preview] No.295603 del
>>295599
>some of them are exploitative.
I'm not following. Exploitative in what sense?


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 06:12:05 [Preview] No.295604 del
>>295603
Before you know it Cruisey is filming your swingers in his backyard while he has a choof


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 06:13:15 [Preview] No.295605 del
There were no tear and shares at coles this morning, it was after 7 oclock too.
They call it a bakery.


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 06:13:55 [Preview] No.295606 del
Let's be honest, did anyone even like coon cheese? I though it was pretty shit compared to bega.


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 06:15:46 [Preview] No.295607 del
>>295604
Romantic.


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 06:15:59 [Preview] No.295608 del
>>295606
Coon melted well.


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 06:18:22 [Preview] No.295609 del
>>295608
High heat?


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 06:21:11 [Preview] No.295610 del
>tfw 12mm wad punch is missing


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 06:21:32 [Preview] No.295611 del
>tfw 12mm wad punch is missing


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 06:21:55 [Preview] No.295612 del
>tfw 12mm wand is missing


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 06:22:05 [Preview] No.295613 del
>>295610
>>295611
jesus fuck this website


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 06:25:06 [Preview] No.295614 del
>tfw 12mm stretching ring is missing


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 06:25:48 [Preview] No.295615 del
>>295612
Weber took it.


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 06:26:24 [Preview] No.295616 del
>>295614
You should upgrade to the 15mm for a superior stretch.


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 06:31:02 [Preview] No.295617 del
>>295615
did not


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 06:31:32 [Preview] No.295618 del
Might cook some samosas for dindins


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 06:32:52 [Preview] No.295619 del
Wage complete.
Not sure what to do, except that thing I'm not supposed to do anymore.


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 06:34:45 [Preview] No.295620 del
>>295619
Have a wank.


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 06:47:45 [Preview] No.295621 del
>>295619
Go for a walk, prep tomorrow's meals, work out, watch a movie, go to bed?


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 06:49:57 [Preview] No.295622 del
I love her so much.


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 06:53:02 [Preview] No.295623 del
>>295584
The fabled Seaton Cliffs never really existed.


NEET 01/14/2021 (Thu) 06:54:00 [Preview] No.295624 del
>>295589
It was marketed to the perfect crowd, I bet they even sold giant nuggoes.