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NEET General #297 - NEET Culture Edition NEET 01/16/2021 (Sat) 04:08:47 [Preview] No. 296739
What makes you feel classy as a NEET? Is it swirling your Monster before taking a *sip*?

OLD: >>295726


NEET 01/16/2021 (Sat) 04:12:42 [Preview] No.296749 del
How?


NEET 01/16/2021 (Sat) 04:13:37 [Preview] No.296750 del
>>296746
Cruisey Blepe Chungus lost his arms and legs mate?


NEET 01/16/2021 (Sat) 04:14:20 [Preview] No.296751 del
I thought this thread was to shit on Wombler not to praise him?


NEET 01/16/2021 (Sat) 04:17:15 [Preview] No.296752 del
>>296751
It was going to be a Monk thread around the start of last thread, but I didn't have a Pepe for that. The Pepes influence the thread.


NEET 01/16/2021 (Sat) 04:19:05 [Preview] No.296753 del
>>296752
monk needs to show some actual improvement first


NEET 01/16/2021 (Sat) 04:22:58 [Preview] No.296754 del
>>296753
It wasn't about his improvement, it was >>296281


NEET 01/16/2021 (Sat) 04:23:40 [Preview] No.296755 del
>>296754
My apologies.


NEET 01/16/2021 (Sat) 04:30:40 [Preview] No.296756 del
I can't believe nuro wrote his own compiler.


NEET 01/16/2021 (Sat) 04:32:52 [Preview] No.296757 del
>>296756
Was Yacc involved?


NEET 01/16/2021 (Sat) 04:33:17 [Preview] No.296758 del
>>296746
What a good chungo.


NEET 01/16/2021 (Sat) 04:33:30 [Preview] No.296759 del
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My orange pumpkin is coming along quite well. Unfortunately it is the only one the vine put out and then the vine stopped growing.

There are another couple of pumpkins on the other vines but all in all it has been a disappointing season in the garden.


NEET 01/16/2021 (Sat) 04:33:35 [Preview] No.296760 del
>>296739
Mayonnaise.


NEET 01/16/2021 (Sat) 04:34:36 [Preview] No.296761 del
>>296759
Spectacular. Looks very good.


NEET 01/16/2021 (Sat) 04:36:23 [Preview] No.296762 del
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The cucumbers have been particularly disappointing. Very few fruits and now the plants are going yellow and dying.


NEET 01/16/2021 (Sat) 04:37:14 [Preview] No.296763 del
>>296759
Has that creature stopped attacking them?


NEET 01/16/2021 (Sat) 04:37:59 [Preview] No.296764 del
>>296762
Are you just growing them in the soil that came with your house?


NEET 01/16/2021 (Sat) 04:39:12 [Preview] No.296765 del
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That is an eggplant on the left and a couple of chillies on the right. They seem to be doing well but they have not started to put out fruit yet. I am cautiously optimistic.


NEET 01/16/2021 (Sat) 04:40:05 [Preview] No.296766 del
>>296764
They are growing in pots with good potting mix and manure. I think the pots are too small they are clogged with roots and no longer draining properly.


NEET 01/16/2021 (Sat) 04:41:04 [Preview] No.296767 del
>>296739
where is the hat ?
i was expecting a pointy hat


NEET 01/16/2021 (Sat) 04:41:20 [Preview] No.296768 del
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My zinnia flowers have been a bit more of a success story, although they have taken damage from strong winds recently and may continue to in the future.


NEET 01/16/2021 (Sat) 04:43:00 [Preview] No.296769 del
>>296762
T-that girth.


NEET 01/16/2021 (Sat) 04:43:53 [Preview] No.296770 del
>>296759
Looks fantastic. If you can get one big enough I think that would be good for this year.

>>296762
Thicc.

>>296765
Homegrown chillis would nice. Egg plant as well.

>>296768
A beautiful amount of colour.


NEET 01/16/2021 (Sat) 04:44:31 [Preview] No.296771 del
>>296767
It was down to 10 posts before the thread ended. Who ever else wanted to make the thread had more than enough opportunity.


NEET 01/16/2021 (Sat) 04:45:44 [Preview] No.296772 del
>>296765
Hope they produce lots. How old are they?
>>296768
Pretty.


NEET 01/16/2021 (Sat) 04:45:48 [Preview] No.296773 del
>>296766
So is that other stuff growing under the cucumber part of the cucumber plant, or a weed?


NEET 01/16/2021 (Sat) 04:47:33 [Preview] No.296774 del
A BULLET IN YOUR FUCKIN HEAD!!!!!!!!


NEET 01/16/2021 (Sat) 04:50:24 [Preview] No.296775 del
>>296771
Enough excuses. Go sit in the corner and think about what you did.


NEET 01/16/2021 (Sat) 04:51:04 [Preview] No.296776 del
>>296763
I think it was a bird, the attacks seem to have mostly stopped. The orange pumpkin is covered in scars though, and on the green one you can see a long horizontal line caused by a beak.


NEET 01/16/2021 (Sat) 04:53:42 [Preview] No.296777 del
>>296772
>How old are they?
The eggplant seed was sown on October 10th. The chilli seeds were sown on November 7th.

>>296773
Those are weeds.

>>296769
The secret is not to be intimidated by it.


NEET 01/16/2021 (Sat) 04:55:17 [Preview] No.296778 del
>>292945
Hey nuro, remember this?


NEET 01/16/2021 (Sat) 04:55:47 [Preview] No.296779 del
THE BASED ONE thinks he is hackerman for installing linux mint.


NEET 01/16/2021 (Sat) 05:12:23 [Preview] No.296780 del
>>296777
I'll sow my seed in (you) if you aren't careful.


NEET 01/16/2021 (Sat) 05:23:51 [Preview] No.296781 del
thinking about a few standards


NEET 01/16/2021 (Sat) 05:28:06 [Preview] No.296782 del
Lunch time.


NEET 01/16/2021 (Sat) 05:29:37 [Preview] No.296783 del
>>296781
Me too.
>>296782
Thinking about this too.


NEET 01/16/2021 (Sat) 05:44:11 [Preview] No.296784 del
>>296781
been drunk since like 8 o clock


NEET 01/16/2021 (Sat) 05:44:55 [Preview] No.296785 del
>>296784
had a bottle of red for afternoon tea, might get in the car and buy another


NEET 01/16/2021 (Sat) 05:46:32 [Preview] No.296786 del
>>296785
>might get in the car
please don't bro


NEET 01/16/2021 (Sat) 05:47:30 [Preview] No.296787 del
>>296785
Get Pajeet to deliver it.


NEET 01/16/2021 (Sat) 05:48:08 [Preview] No.296788 del
>>296787
sa best a doesn't allow this


NEET 01/16/2021 (Sat) 05:50:52 [Preview] No.296789 del
>>296788
that's gay


NEET 01/16/2021 (Sat) 05:51:40 [Preview] No.296790 del
>>296788
Order some dinner and pudding instead.


NEET 01/16/2021 (Sat) 05:55:14 [Preview] No.296791 del
>>296790
you just want to call me a fatty


NEET 01/16/2021 (Sat) 05:55:31 [Preview] No.296792 del
peanut m&ms hurting my teeth


NEET 01/16/2021 (Sat) 05:56:56 [Preview] No.296793 del
>>296792
peanuts are basically wood mate


NEET 01/16/2021 (Sat) 05:57:38 [Preview] No.296794 del
My wood wont hurt your teeth.


NEET 01/16/2021 (Sat) 05:58:35 [Preview] No.296795 del
Possum solved the Lament Configuration and opened a portal to hell once.


NEET 01/16/2021 (Sat) 05:59:58 [Preview] No.296796 del
5 o’clock. No standards.
The sunset goblins are pounding on the door to my mind.


NEET 01/16/2021 (Sat) 06:01:00 [Preview] No.296797 del
>>296796
If you can get to 9:30, she'll be right.


NEET 01/16/2021 (Sat) 06:05:42 [Preview] No.296798 del
Watching The Buddha: The Story Of Siddhartha (2010). Literally every white person in it has a jewish surname. What is it about jews and buddhism?


NEET 01/16/2021 (Sat) 06:06:23 [Preview] No.296799 del
>>296798
>What is it about jews and film?


NEET 01/16/2021 (Sat) 06:13:36 [Preview] No.296800 del
Some balls are held for charity
And some for fancy dress
But when they're held for pleasure
They're the balls that I like best
My balls are always bouncing
To the left and to the right
It's my belief that my big balls
Should be held every night


NEET 01/16/2021 (Sat) 06:15:56 [Preview] No.296801 del
got a headache


NEET 01/16/2021 (Sat) 06:16:56 [Preview] No.296802 del
>>296801
>headache
Which head?


NEET 01/16/2021 (Sat) 06:18:29 [Preview] No.296803 del
might see if that awful pizza shop cruisey recommended is still in business


NEET 01/16/2021 (Sat) 06:23:41 [Preview] No.296804 del
>>296803
Get the pig and ink.


NEET 01/16/2021 (Sat) 06:24:09 [Preview] No.296805 del
>>296803
Or the lamb yiros pizza.


NEET 01/16/2021 (Sat) 06:30:36 [Preview] No.296806 del
monk orgasm denial


NEET 01/16/2021 (Sat) 06:33:44 [Preview] No.296807 del
possum creampie bukkake


NEET 01/16/2021 (Sat) 06:43:32 [Preview] No.296808 del


NEET 01/16/2021 (Sat) 06:43:54 [Preview] No.296809 del
>>296805
I think he had that once and it came with a lot of sauce.


NEET 01/16/2021 (Sat) 06:46:22 [Preview] No.296810 del
>>296807
I think he had that once and it came with a lot of sauce.


NEET 01/16/2021 (Sat) 06:46:40 [Preview] No.296811 del


NEET 01/16/2021 (Sat) 06:47:08 [Preview] No.296812 del
Possum trolled Peter Cundall once.


NEET 01/16/2021 (Sat) 06:47:30 [Preview] No.296813 del
>>296809
He had the chicken one, the tzatziki is what makes it a yiros.


NEET 01/16/2021 (Sat) 06:49:14 [Preview] No.296814 del
>>296813
It was swimming in "garlic sauce".

Just consumed their garlic bread.
I have a pizza and a mango cheesecake to follow.


NEET 01/16/2021 (Sat) 06:50:49 [Preview] No.296815 del
>>296814
Tzatziki*
What type of pizza did you get today?


NEET 01/16/2021 (Sat) 06:51:59 [Preview] No.296816 del
>>296815
Meat pizza.
I told them to chop it properly so there was no repeat of the ham incident.


NEET 01/16/2021 (Sat) 06:55:19 [Preview] No.296817 del
>>296814
What happened to >>296791


NEET 01/16/2021 (Sat) 06:57:58 [Preview] No.296818 del
>>296817
you people will call me that anyway


NEET 01/16/2021 (Sat) 07:01:07 [Preview] No.296819 del
>>296818
You're one of us people.


NEET 01/16/2021 (Sat) 07:02:30 [Preview] No.296820 del
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>>296818
>you people


NEET 01/16/2021 (Sat) 07:02:48 [Preview] No.296821 del
i have three (3) slices in the fridge for tomorrow


NEET 01/16/2021 (Sat) 07:05:11 [Preview] No.296822 del
Monk would make a good character in a Vietnam war movie


NEET 01/16/2021 (Sat) 07:13:35 [Preview] No.296823 del
>>296822
there's a few noots in Platoon and Full Metal Jacket


NEET 01/16/2021 (Sat) 07:18:47 [Preview] No.296824 del
>>296823
We have plenty of executives to play the fat guy out of full metal jacker.


NEET 01/16/2021 (Sat) 07:19:52 [Preview] No.296825 del
I gave mong a hit of horse through the barrel of a M16 once.


NEET 01/16/2021 (Sat) 07:20:30 [Preview] No.296826 del
>>296824
Only queers and sailors are named Lawrence.


NEET 01/16/2021 (Sat) 07:24:07 [Preview] No.296827 del
>>296825
That was a shotgun, not an M16.


NEET 01/16/2021 (Sat) 07:25:26 [Preview] No.296828 del
swinger lasso


NEET 01/16/2021 (Sat) 07:25:45 [Preview] No.296829 del
>>296827
I can't even remember the movie. Was it Apocalypse Now?


NEET 01/16/2021 (Sat) 07:26:28 [Preview] No.296830 del
>>296829
Platoon.


NEET 01/16/2021 (Sat) 07:30:03 [Preview] No.296831 del
who said you could make a new thread


NEET 01/16/2021 (Sat) 07:30:54 [Preview] No.296832 del
The sunset gremlins are taking a rest. They’ll be back shortly.


NEET 01/16/2021 (Sat) 07:35:32 [Preview] No.296833 del
arse goblins


NEET 01/16/2021 (Sat) 07:37:27 [Preview] No.296834 del
semen demons


NEET 01/16/2021 (Sat) 07:37:32 [Preview] No.296835 del
>>296832
Imodium them!


NEET 01/16/2021 (Sat) 07:37:47 [Preview] No.296836 del
Hello NYETs. Nuro reporting live from the beach...


NEET 01/16/2021 (Sat) 07:38:49 [Preview] No.296837 del
>>296836
Fuck off cunt.


NEET 01/16/2021 (Sat) 07:44:44 [Preview] No.296838 del
Suck my big long rainbow dick to heaven faggot


NEET 01/16/2021 (Sat) 07:45:40 [Preview] No.296839 del
>>296836
Evening Nuro.


NEET 01/16/2021 (Sat) 07:45:55 [Preview] No.296840 del


NEET 01/16/2021 (Sat) 07:47:03 [Preview] No.296841 del
>>296836
Hi Nuro.


NEET 01/16/2021 (Sat) 07:47:51 [Preview] No.296842 del
Antibiotics are making me feel nauseous. In bed watching Satellite Boy on Netflix.


NEET 01/16/2021 (Sat) 07:48:25 [Preview] No.296843 del
>>296838
How is your compiler going?


NEET 01/16/2021 (Sat) 07:52:35 [Preview] No.296844 del
The boong keeps laughing when he's irritated by the boy.


NEET 01/16/2021 (Sat) 07:53:33 [Preview] No.296845 del
How many of you are genuinely autistic?


NEET 01/16/2021 (Sat) 07:54:00 [Preview] No.296846 del
>>296845
What's the difference between autistic and genuinely autistic?


NEET 01/16/2021 (Sat) 07:54:24 [Preview] No.296847 del
Some NEETs are artistic.


NEET 01/16/2021 (Sat) 07:55:21 [Preview] No.296848 del
Genuinely artistic.


NEET 01/16/2021 (Sat) 07:55:58 [Preview] No.296849 del
Bored and lonely this saturday night, so I'll go to the only place an autist like me knows woolies, and do some shopping


NEET 01/16/2021 (Sat) 07:56:41 [Preview] No.296850 del


NEET 01/16/2021 (Sat) 07:56:48 [Preview] No.296851 del
>>296849
im gonna wathc a moofie and drink monsters
night all


NEET 01/16/2021 (Sat) 07:57:28 [Preview] No.296852 del
>>296846
A diagnosis.


NEET 01/16/2021 (Sat) 07:57:50 [Preview] No.296853 del
>>296849
>woolies, and do some shopping
Big night out?


NEET 01/16/2021 (Sat) 07:59:28 [Preview] No.296854 del


NEET 01/16/2021 (Sat) 08:02:17 [Preview] No.296855 del
One guy in melbourne told me when he was bored he'd go to the southern cross railway station. I never understood what he meant. Was it a euphemism for buying drugs, an anonymous gay hookup spot, or are there genuinely interesting things there to do which I just don't know about?


NEET 01/16/2021 (Sat) 08:03:09 [Preview] No.296856 del
>>296845
Pretty sure I'm either asperger's, or schizoid, or both.


NEET 01/16/2021 (Sat) 08:04:12 [Preview] No.296857 del
>>296854
Are you that talking mushroom?


NEET 01/16/2021 (Sat) 08:05:15 [Preview] No.296858 del
>>296855
Sometimes feeling you are in a community makes you feel connected like going to a train station to be around people.


NEET 01/16/2021 (Sat) 08:07:09 [Preview] No.296859 del
>>296855
There is a thing called "people watching".


NEET 01/16/2021 (Sat) 08:09:24 [Preview] No.296860 del
>>296855
Maybe he used to go there to see if he could find any random pills left in the public toilet.


NEET 01/16/2021 (Sat) 08:10:04 [Preview] No.296861 del
>>296859
Is it something normies do? I could perv and the young female people, I suppose.


NEET 01/16/2021 (Sat) 08:11:09 [Preview] No.296862 del
>>296861
>the young female people
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm


NEET 01/16/2021 (Sat) 08:21:00 [Preview] No.296863 del
Feeling a bit bloated and sluggish today.


NEET 01/16/2021 (Sat) 08:21:56 [Preview] No.296864 del
>>296863
You look terrible too.


NEET 01/16/2021 (Sat) 08:22:05 [Preview] No.296865 del


NEET 01/16/2021 (Sat) 08:22:28 [Preview] No.296866 del
>>296845
Autism isn't real.


NEET 01/16/2021 (Sat) 08:22:36 [Preview] No.296867 del
>>296855
You wouldn't go to a particular spot in Melbourne for a gay hookup.


NEET 01/16/2021 (Sat) 08:22:57 [Preview] No.296868 del


NEET 01/16/2021 (Sat) 08:23:05 [Preview] No.296869 del
>>296864
Yes he doesn't very well, I hope he is not coming down with anything.


NEET 01/16/2021 (Sat) 08:24:00 [Preview] No.296870 del


NEET 01/16/2021 (Sat) 08:24:58 [Preview] No.296871 del
>>296857
>no answer


NEET 01/16/2021 (Sat) 08:25:14 [Preview] No.296872 del
>>296863
What have you been eating? Are you on your period?


NEET 01/16/2021 (Sat) 08:28:58 [Preview] No.296873 del
>>296872
We should give him a good cuddle while he isn't fertile.


NEET 01/16/2021 (Sat) 08:29:29 [Preview] No.296874 del
>>296872
Pretty sure I've just overeaten and I keep telling myself I'll feel better if I eat [insert food].


NEET 01/16/2021 (Sat) 08:33:34 [Preview] No.296875 del
>>296874
That's how winning is done.


NEET 01/16/2021 (Sat) 08:33:39 [Preview] No.296876 del
Weber told me I'm a "good brap-hog" once.


NEET 01/16/2021 (Sat) 08:33:53 [Preview] No.296877 del
The sunset gremlins have evaporated. I was just in a car crash, someone turning right at the intersection while I was going through. I think it might be a write off.
Happy days


NEET 01/16/2021 (Sat) 08:35:41 [Preview] No.296878 del
>>296877
That is bad news m8. Post a pic of the wreckage for us please.


NEET 01/16/2021 (Sat) 08:36:27 [Preview] No.296879 del
>>296878
I will later


NEET 01/16/2021 (Sat) 08:40:56 [Preview] No.296880 del
>>296876
I am not Weber and I agree with him.


NEET 01/16/2021 (Sat) 08:42:02 [Preview] No.296881 del
>>296877
I hope you're okay NEET. Take a picture for the NEETs. Spooky though someone mentioned a car crash last thread.


NEET 01/16/2021 (Sat) 08:42:08 [Preview] No.296882 del
>>296879
Thank you.


NEET 01/16/2021 (Sat) 08:44:07 [Preview] No.296883 del
>>296879
Try to get a bit of bulge in there too.


NEET 01/16/2021 (Sat) 08:44:08 [Preview] No.296884 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=cUcVUpGOejM [Embed]


NEET 01/16/2021 (Sat) 08:46:37 [Preview] No.296885 del
>>296883
There is a time and a place for bulge pics, and a car crash is one of them. Good call.


NEET 01/16/2021 (Sat) 08:48:39 [Preview] No.296886 del
>>296877
That sucks m8, hope you are ok.


NEET 01/16/2021 (Sat) 08:53:17 [Preview] No.296887 del


NEET 01/16/2021 (Sat) 09:06:40 [Preview] No.296888 del
I got a car crash in my pants only possum can fix.


NEET 01/16/2021 (Sat) 09:09:00 [Preview] No.296889 del
>>296853
Yeah, so I went to woolies, bought some sensible healthy food, and came home. How are you neets spending saturday night?


NEET 01/16/2021 (Sat) 09:18:34 [Preview] No.296890 del
>>296889
I'm waiting to go to the gym.


NEET 01/16/2021 (Sat) 09:26:00 [Preview] No.296892 del
>>296889
I'm playing Minecraft and listening to Nikocado.


NEET 01/16/2021 (Sat) 09:43:24 [Preview] No.296893 del
>>296892
What's that lard man up to now?


NEET 01/16/2021 (Sat) 09:45:32 [Preview] No.296894 del
>>296893
He has his husband dressed up in a panda suit and is pretending it is a new boyfriend he is having an affair with.


NEET 01/16/2021 (Sat) 10:11:15 [Preview] No.296895 del
>>296894
Surely youtube has some cute girls we can watch instead?


NEET 01/16/2021 (Sat) 10:13:21 [Preview] No.296896 del
>>296895
Vile thots.


NEET 01/16/2021 (Sat) 10:15:26 [Preview] No.296897 del
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Goodnight NEETs


NEET 01/16/2021 (Sat) 10:16:56 [Preview] No.296898 del
>>296897
Goodnight


NEET 01/16/2021 (Sat) 10:18:01 [Preview] No.296899 del
>>296897
Gook night NEET. Sleep tight and don't let the gook bugs bite.

That's me too.

Good night NEETs. Sleep tight.


NEET 01/16/2021 (Sat) 10:19:19 [Preview] No.296900 del
>>296897
Gook night.

>>296899
Good night TightNEET.


NEET 01/16/2021 (Sat) 10:25:36 [Preview] No.296901 del
>>296595
Are women who go and go comedy capable of having anything other than jokes about their vaginas in their repertoire?
>>296597
Might go buy some more beer, go to the gym, cook some more burgers and then drink the beer and watch a movie or something.
>>296664
Spooky.
>>296845
A psych told me that I am "right on the buttholeline" for the criteria to be diagnosed with autism.
>>296855
Southern Cross is one of the main stations for both metropolitan and regional trains, I guess he goes there to look at all the trains coming and going, there's also a pretty decent Hungry Jack's there.
>>296876
lol.
>>296877
That's not good.
20 degrees today in Shitbourne, listened to some music and watched some youtube, made myself an egg sandwich then went to the bottle shop for some beer. Going to do some cooking now.


NEET 01/16/2021 (Sat) 10:34:22 [Preview] No.296902 del
>>296901
>I guess he goes there to look at all the trains coming and going, there's also a pretty decent Hungry Jack's there.
Nah, this guy wasn't a sperg. I dunno what's going on. It's just gonna have to be one of those normie mysteries.


NEET 01/16/2021 (Sat) 10:36:04 [Preview] No.296903 del
>>296901
So Sperg isn't an actual sperg? I feel mislead


NEET 01/16/2021 (Sat) 10:39:21 [Preview] No.296904 del
SPERG LIKE THE EGG SANDERWITCH


NEET 01/16/2021 (Sat) 10:40:09 [Preview] No.296905 del
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>>296897
ggod nignight NPC


NEET 01/16/2021 (Sat) 10:59:23 [Preview] No.296906 del
>>296903
And CricketChad isn't much of a Chad. His whole backstory is bullshit.


NEET 01/16/2021 (Sat) 11:02:10 [Preview] No.296907 del
Went for a night neet walk, and tonight I managed to find the last house with christmas lights in the whole neighbourhood - a santa in a sleigh on the roof, and white flashing lights dripping from the eaves. It's more than 3 weeks after christmas - I wonder if they're just too lazy to bother taking them down.


NEET 01/16/2021 (Sat) 11:02:33 [Preview] No.296908 del
>>296903
I WANT MY MONEY BACK


NEET 01/16/2021 (Sat) 11:40:53 [Preview] No.296910 del
>>296902
>I dunno what's going on. It's just gonna have to be one of those normie mysteries
>>296903
It is a matter of dispute among medical professionals.


NEET 01/16/2021 (Sat) 11:59:36 [Preview] No.296915 del
>>296911
>>296912
>>296913
>>296914
Please excuse me for interjecting but I noticed you've begun posting voice messages on a text & image board.


NEET 01/16/2021 (Sat) 12:01:04 [Preview] No.296916 del
My shoulders hurting after the crash
Having standards with an old mate though, should be right


NEET 01/16/2021 (Sat) 12:19:24 [Preview] No.296919 del


NEET 01/16/2021 (Sat) 12:30:41 [Preview] No.296920 del
>>296909
What's the topic of the convo?


NEET 01/16/2021 (Sat) 12:37:01 [Preview] No.296921 del
I hate you normies with your sleep and your voice posts.


NEET 01/16/2021 (Sat) 12:39:16 [Preview] No.296922 del
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what is this technology


NEET 01/16/2021 (Sat) 12:41:04 [Preview] No.296923 del
>>296921
We love you.


NEET 01/16/2021 (Sat) 12:42:49 [Preview] No.296924 del
>>296922
It's a kot.


NEET 01/16/2021 (Sat) 12:43:34 [Preview] No.296925 del
>>296901
Spergo yuou fucking hgooesod cuntttt.


NEET 01/16/2021 (Sat) 12:43:58 [Preview] No.296926 del
i just died in your heart tionight


NEET 01/16/2021 (Sat) 12:47:09 [Preview] No.296927 del
>>296926
>>296925
Drunken boong.


NEET 01/16/2021 (Sat) 12:51:37 [Preview] No.296928 del
the neets are in an absolute state tonight


NEET 01/16/2021 (Sat) 12:55:55 [Preview] No.296929 del
>>296924
How is it doing that?


NEET 01/16/2021 (Sat) 12:59:25 [Preview] No.296930 del
>>296925
What are you drinking tonight mate?


NEET 01/16/2021 (Sat) 13:01:35 [Preview] No.296931 del
>>296929
It moves its legs forward one by one.


NEET 01/16/2021 (Sat) 13:05:50 [Preview] No.296932 del
>>296931
does it have something to do with the total number of legs?


NEET 01/16/2021 (Sat) 13:06:19 [Preview] No.296933 del
ŻYWIEC


NEET 01/16/2021 (Sat) 13:08:17 [Preview] No.296934 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=OpwT5bK6K44 [Embed]


NEET 01/16/2021 (Sat) 13:10:19 [Preview] No.296935 del
>>296932
I imagine.


NEET 01/16/2021 (Sat) 13:11:26 [Preview] No.296936 del
>>296935
Do Hungarians not have legs?


NEET 01/16/2021 (Sat) 13:15:48 [Preview] No.296937 del
>>296936
In my experience we do have.


NEET 01/16/2021 (Sat) 13:58:37 [Preview] No.296938 del
100mg of seroquel and only one of two longnecks down the hatch.
Have to deal with insurance and tow trucks and mechanics tomorrow so my responsible good boy side is making a long overdue appearance.


NEET 01/16/2021 (Sat) 14:01:06 [Preview] No.296939 del
>>296938
Well done mate. I am very impressed by how you are handling things.


NEET 01/16/2021 (Sat) 14:08:33 [Preview] No.296940 del
>what the fucks a red top

Pissing myself


NEET 01/16/2021 (Sat) 14:14:33 [Preview] No.296941 del
Scratch that, second longneck going down the hatch


NEET 01/16/2021 (Sat) 14:25:17 [Preview] No.296942 del
>>296937
Imaginary legs or real legs?


NEET 01/16/2021 (Sat) 14:26:46 [Preview] No.296943 del
“I think you’re an alcoholic, you think drinking a a race.”
Me and cruisey and both


NEET 01/16/2021 (Sat) 14:40:07 [Preview] No.296944 del
Cruisey drinks like a teenager, his relationship with alcohol needs to evolve.


NEET 01/16/2021 (Sat) 14:41:55 [Preview] No.296945 del
My wrists hurt from the crash.
5mg Valium down the hatch


NEET 01/16/2021 (Sat) 14:55:26 [Preview] No.296946 del
I worry about you Monk.


NEET 01/16/2021 (Sat) 14:57:28 [Preview] No.296947 del
>>296946
Tell me why. I have my ups and downs, not exactly kicking goals but riding the roller coaster and it seems to be going up.


NEET 01/16/2021 (Sat) 15:05:09 [Preview] No.296948 del
>>296946
who the fuck is this 'Monk'?
Never heard of a neet named Monk before.


NEET 01/16/2021 (Sat) 15:08:52 [Preview] No.296949 del
Might have a Valium, a dart and a pre-sleep wank.
See ya on the morrow neetfriends


NEET 01/16/2021 (Sat) 15:09:45 [Preview] No.296950 del
>>296949
Good night.


NEET 01/16/2021 (Sat) 15:12:06 [Preview] No.296951 del
>>296946
Is this an attempt at humour? I do not understand.


NEET 01/16/2021 (Sat) 18:08:08 [Preview] No.296953 del
Did monk crash his car?


NEET 01/16/2021 (Sat) 19:06:21 [Preview] No.296954 del
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 01/16/2021 (Sat) 19:06:51 [Preview] No.296955 del
>>296953
Sounds like it.


NEET 01/16/2021 (Sat) 19:25:06 [Preview] No.296956 del
>>296907
They could be all dead inside and no one noticed.


NEET 01/16/2021 (Sat) 20:33:07 [Preview] No.296957 del
Morning neeties.
>>296956
I could be dead on the inside and nobody would notice. If I died in my flat today (not an impossibility, given my weight), how long would it take anyone to notice? Probably the landlord would after I failed to pay my rent.


NEET 01/16/2021 (Sat) 20:42:35 [Preview] No.296958 del
Morning NEEToes.

>>296954
>>296957
Mornin'


NEET 01/16/2021 (Sat) 20:45:35 [Preview] No.296959 del
>>296957
Mike Lando would not be impressed if he found you.


NEET 01/16/2021 (Sat) 20:54:44 [Preview] No.296960 del
mordnings


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NEET 01/16/2021 (Sat) 20:58:40 [Preview] No.296963 del
>>296957
I'd miss you neet.


NEET 01/16/2021 (Sat) 21:01:14 [Preview] No.296964 del
>tfw having to listen to twenty (20) minutes of vocaroos to see if you were shit-talked again


NEET 01/16/2021 (Sat) 21:02:05 [Preview] No.296965 del
>>296964
There was a mention at one point about a particular pizza joint. Was that one?


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NEET 01/16/2021 (Sat) 21:03:42 [Preview] No.296967 del
Hmmmmmmmmm


NEET 01/16/2021 (Sat) 21:04:11 [Preview] No.296968 del
I did wonder if that proteinNEET is a provider or receiver.


NEET 01/16/2021 (Sat) 21:07:26 [Preview] No.296969 del
>>296966
You two should meet up that joint.


NEET 01/16/2021 (Sat) 21:14:56 [Preview] No.296970 del
New week, new carton of Monster to get through.


NEET 01/16/2021 (Sat) 21:28:41 [Preview] No.296971 del
tfw getting rid of cursed gear on Gumtree


NEET 01/16/2021 (Sat) 21:29:33 [Preview] No.296972 del
>>296971
big curses?


NEET 01/16/2021 (Sat) 21:32:33 [Preview] No.296974 del
>>296972
I feel better getting rid of it. I predict the other guy will do the same eventually. keke


NEET 01/16/2021 (Sat) 21:35:13 [Preview] No.296975 del
>>296969
I will meet him in Crystal Brook.


NEET 01/16/2021 (Sat) 21:37:22 [Preview] No.296976 del
>>296973
SA BEST A


NEET 01/16/2021 (Sat) 21:39:18 [Preview] No.296977 del
Unsubscribed my onlyfans thot. I didnt realize it was taking money out of my account for three months.


NEET 01/16/2021 (Sat) 21:39:44 [Preview] No.296978 del
>>296977
you duffer


NEET 01/16/2021 (Sat) 21:48:14 [Preview] No.296979 del
>>296977
>paying to wank


NEET 01/16/2021 (Sat) 21:58:33 [Preview] No.296981 del
>>296980
>Bokody
Sounds Hungarian.


NEET 01/16/2021 (Sat) 21:59:09 [Preview] No.296982 del
>>296978
>>296979
Downloaded images and forgotten about.


NEET 01/16/2021 (Sat) 22:00:15 [Preview] No.296983 del
>>296980
I just got past the headline and something about a lie women tell. Then it became too much and I closed it.


NEET 01/16/2021 (Sat) 22:00:34 [Preview] No.296984 del
>>296981
She is a low quality whore.


NEET 01/16/2021 (Sat) 22:04:31 [Preview] No.296985 del
e-bike goes whirllllllll


NEET 01/16/2021 (Sat) 22:04:36 [Preview] No.296986 del
>>296981
Please collect her.


NEET 01/16/2021 (Sat) 22:05:05 [Preview] No.296987 del
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Good Morning Neetizens

Coomfy Rainy Day


NEET 01/16/2021 (Sat) 22:05:33 [Preview] No.296988 del
>>296975
Based.


NEET 01/16/2021 (Sat) 22:06:06 [Preview] No.296989 del
>>296985
lmao
pity spleen hadn't ruptured


NEET 01/16/2021 (Sat) 22:09:20 [Preview] No.296990 del
>>296987
Wasnt there supposed to be a storm cell up there?


NEET 01/16/2021 (Sat) 22:10:44 [Preview] No.296991 del
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NEET 01/16/2021 (Sat) 22:15:53 [Preview] No.296992 del
>>296984
Not exactly a counterargument.

>>296980
>research shows we climax just 63 per cent of the time during sex
>just
63% is way more what I would expect considering all the bitching about it.


NEET 01/16/2021 (Sat) 22:16:51 [Preview] No.296993 del
>>296987
Good morning Nuro.


NEET 01/16/2021 (Sat) 22:17:19 [Preview] No.296994 del
>>296991
I like how the bulk goes towards the lower end.


NEET 01/16/2021 (Sat) 22:17:58 [Preview] No.296995 del
>>296992
>Not exactly a counterargument.
She writes each week about her sex life. That's all she writes about and they often put her on the front page.


NEET 01/16/2021 (Sat) 22:18:24 [Preview] No.296996 del
>>296994
definitely not a 'normal' distribution


NEET 01/16/2021 (Sat) 22:19:30 [Preview] No.296997 del
>>296995
and all the photos are of her in long sleeves to try and hide the multitude of self-harm scars she has


NEET 01/16/2021 (Sat) 22:22:17 [Preview] No.296998 del
>>296996
The warning signs are when (current) employees give 5/5 for everything.


NEET 01/16/2021 (Sat) 22:24:27 [Preview] No.296999 del
>>296990
a big cell rolled through brisbane yesterday but missed us

>>296993
mornin'

TUNE

https://youtube.com/watch?v=cVDqZ9L7dns [Embed]


NEET 01/16/2021 (Sat) 22:26:00 [Preview] No.297000 del
>>296998
that doesn't happen, even with internal polling
one of the goals/metrics for this year improved employee satisfaction


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NEET 01/16/2021 (Sat) 22:54:06 [Preview] No.297002 del
>>296985
this is the reason we cant have nice things (more than 250watts)


NEET 01/16/2021 (Sat) 22:55:49 [Preview] No.297003 del
>>297002
Which is dumb, because a low power e-bike wouldn't even budge with Weber on it.


NEET 01/16/2021 (Sat) 22:58:07 [Preview] No.297004 del
>>297000
A former company I worked for used a specific platform to advertise jobs and their overall score was plummeting because they were terminating people. To boost the score, a few (current) employees next to their name gave 5/5 scores. The reviews that were by previous employees were better written and represented the issues clearly with examples.

>one of the goals/metrics for this year
Was it like something about work/life balance that improve because everyone could work more flexibility at home?


NEET 01/16/2021 (Sat) 23:01:10 [Preview] No.297005 del
The reviews on glassdoor represent this trend for that company. The current employees have review that the place is "good" without specific examples, but previous employees provide specific examples of why a company is trash.


NEET 01/16/2021 (Sat) 23:02:44 [Preview] No.297006 del
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>>297003
it does tho

my ebike is 250watts, but the motor puts out 70nm of tourqe then you have gears on top of that


NEET 01/16/2021 (Sat) 23:08:50 [Preview] No.297007 del
>>297006
I guess with it being electric, you also get that 70nm of torques instantly.


NEET 01/16/2021 (Sat) 23:13:08 [Preview] No.297008 del
>>297007
>instantly
that would imply the speed of light and infinite mass, m9


NEET 01/16/2021 (Sat) 23:13:32 [Preview] No.297009 del
Possum hit Weber in the snout with a rolled up newspaper once.


NEET 01/16/2021 (Sat) 23:14:48 [Preview] No.297010 del
Off to Supercheap and Dan, does anybody need anything?


NEET 01/16/2021 (Sat) 23:16:40 [Preview] No.297011 del
>>297008
Galaxy Brain NEET.


NEET 01/16/2021 (Sat) 23:17:08 [Preview] No.297012 del
>>297010
30kg of 10mm sockets please.


NEET 01/16/2021 (Sat) 23:17:16 [Preview] No.297013 del
>>297008
When Nuro puts his mind to something it just goes.


NEET 01/16/2021 (Sat) 23:17:47 [Preview] No.297014 del
>>297010
Nothing thank you, but thank you for asking.


NEET 01/16/2021 (Sat) 23:20:02 [Preview] No.297015 del
>>297009
Yes, but only because it was part of a BDSM pet play scene they were doing.


NEET 01/16/2021 (Sat) 23:20:05 [Preview] No.297016 del
>>297007
pretty much, the crank arms have torque sensing and the motor goes through a sprag clutch, its effortlesslly smooth power delivery based on rider force applied


NEET 01/16/2021 (Sat) 23:34:15 [Preview] No.297017 del
My shoulder hurts and it was a little difficult to pick up the kettle.
Not sure if this is normal whiplash or not.
I’m embarrassed to admit I learned a valuable lesson on the importance of wearing a seatbelt. My forehead hit the wheel and my shoulder must have jerked somehow. I’ll be wearing one from now on, Mong life


NEET 01/16/2021 (Sat) 23:41:39 [Preview] No.297018 del
>>297017
>valuable lesson on the importance of wearing a seatbelt.
Jesus Christ.

We are still yet to receive that image.

>I’ll be wearing one from now on, Mong life
You are very lucky.


NEET 01/16/2021 (Sat) 23:46:11 [Preview] No.297019 del
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NEET 01/16/2021 (Sat) 23:55:07 [Preview] No.297020 del
>>297017
You gotta think about your safety when you drive danned or boonged.


NEET 01/16/2021 (Sat) 23:57:20 [Preview] No.297021 del
>>297006
Kek. Check out the granny gears on Nuro's pedal assist bike. Its practically a disability setup.


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 00:03:27 [Preview] No.297022 del
>>297017
it's bad enough when i thought you were just an alco druggie fuck, but now i know you don't wear seatbelts and drive under the influence i think you're a heckin fucker


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 00:04:09 [Preview] No.297023 del
>>297021
no all moden mountain bikes come with pie plates now

also you would not be able to pedal up the hill to my place its a 25% grade


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 00:04:12 [Preview] No.297024 del
>>297021
he's got it on the slowest setting too


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 00:05:14 [Preview] No.297025 del
Really cute and friendly new girl served me in Dans. Kinda makes me regret being me.


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 00:06:58 [Preview] No.297026 del
What temperature and how long to reheat pizza in an oven please?


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 00:07:49 [Preview] No.297027 del
>>297006
Put the rear mudguard back on please.


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 00:08:15 [Preview] No.297028 del
>>297025
>Kinda makes me regret being me.
That's why he sells you medicine.


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 00:09:47 [Preview] No.297029 del
>>297027
i like the way he always puts the seat back on for photos


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 00:12:50 [Preview] No.297030 del
>>297029
i actually rode a bike with no seat for a few years


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 00:13:51 [Preview] No.297031 del
>>297030
The Arse Puncher 2000


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 00:18:19 [Preview] No.297032 del
>>297028
I bet it's deliberate. He hires cuties so you get sad and come back for more booze and the cycle continues.
We need to start a class action and sue Dan.


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 00:20:33 [Preview] No.297033 del
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NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 00:27:05 [Preview] No.297034 del
>>297031
nuro was very well respected in the trials bike community

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Z7Nhi39tnCQ [Embed]


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 00:27:20 [Preview] No.297035 del
Crown casino is back open. Might chuck a 50 on blackjack later.


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 00:31:25 [Preview] No.297036 del
>>297035
Unless you have basic strategy down cold, don't bother. Don't worry about learning to count, even Adelaide Casino has switched permanently to shuffling machines.


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 00:34:09 [Preview] No.297037 del
>>297034
what a pointless abuse of bikes


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 00:36:27 [Preview] No.297038 del
>>297035
Straight to Packer.


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 00:38:02 [Preview] No.297039 del
>>297035
That better not be you Monk.


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 00:38:51 [Preview] No.297040 del
>>297039
of course it fucking is
shitey and sperg have more sense


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 00:40:07 [Preview] No.297041 del
>>297035
$50 isn't even enough for a potential hand on a $5 table if you split and double as required


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 00:40:39 [Preview] No.297042 del
>>297037
>pointless

it gives you mad skills that improve your riding on any bike, plus i was the fittest i had had ever been when i was doing trials


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 00:41:59 [Preview] No.297043 del
>>297041
Yes it is, I’ve been up but didn’t walk 350 once.

>>297040
We and shitey could rob the house if only he would give me a chance


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 00:44:37 [Preview] No.297044 del
>>297043
>Yes it is
Most casinos in Australia allow you to split to 3 hands AND double after split. Do the math and see how much change you have left assuming the worst case on the first hand.


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 00:46:04 [Preview] No.297045 del
>>297042
The BMX guys beat him in this video: https://youtube.com/watch?v=wlVC8dZiW7k [Embed]

I'm sure it's fun but all that squeaking says the bike is hurting.


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 01:05:16 [Preview] No.297046 del
https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/health/health-problems/federal-health-minister-greg-hunt-says-no-covid19-hot-spots-left-in-australia/news-story/35e101a55a2d489a24d7c357a6ce7c3b
>The Australian government is seeking ‘immediate’ advice after Norway reported 29 deaths related to the Pfizer vaccine.


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 01:07:15 [Preview] No.297047 del
>>297046
If the microchips are in it to keep track of people, why do they keep killing people?


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 01:09:30 [Preview] No.297048 del
>>297047
>why do they keep killing people
because fucking with people's mRNA hasn't been tried before and they don't know what happens


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NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 01:12:17 [Preview] No.297051 del
>>297049
As one of the first comments says, pointless if military aren't onboard. US Generals all signed some BS last week condemning Trump.


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 01:13:34 [Preview] No.297052 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ofvdMLW2Tg4 [Embed]

new sausage vdeo


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 01:14:37 [Preview] No.297053 del
>>297026
Ten (10) minutes at one hundred and eighty (180) seemed to do the trick. Thank you for the helpful responses.


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 01:14:53 [Preview] No.297054 del
>>297050
Probably because all the political shilling was rained in more for the election and they find that offensive. Especially the fact checkers that was a whole new level of atomic communism.


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 01:20:55 [Preview] No.297055 del
>>297052
>that banana
wut?

Meh. Do we have a similar 'Impossible whopper' in Australia?


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 01:22:48 [Preview] No.297056 del
Monk were you at fault for the car crash?


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 01:23:24 [Preview] No.297057 del
>>297056
and
Did the Police arrive?
Were you breathe tested?


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 01:23:56 [Preview] No.297058 del
>>297057
and
If not, did you attend a Police station to report the accident?


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 01:25:00 [Preview] No.297059 del
>>297057
These are very important questions.

He needs to provide a daily boong forecast on the weekend. A fairly light Saturday became a terrible downpour.


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 01:28:49 [Preview] No.297060 del
>>297059
he crashed ?


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 01:29:56 [Preview] No.297061 del
>>297052
https://youtube.com/watch?v=3zooGrFmgto [Embed]


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 01:31:42 [Preview] No.297062 del
chanology.com/teardrop

What's this about then?


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 01:32:22 [Preview] No.297063 del
I wasn’t at fault. Went straight through an intersection and an oncoming driver turned right. I called the cops because there was glass everywhere and they’d need to manage traffic when the tow trucks came. We both got breatho’d of course.
Driver was on his red P’s with his sister in the car. After a little 5 second spergout and 5 seconds to make sure my skull was still intact I got out and opened their door to ask if they were alright etc. the guy was in massive shock so I had to deal with the situation, my first real crash so it was kind of exciting tbh.
His parents came and everything was fine, they admitted fault.
I’m surprised I wasn’t in my shock myself, I’ve been more in shock from close calls, guess you just go into a mode where you have to get shit done.
Could likely end up with a nicer car from the payout.
Worst part is I'll have to get the fucking train everywhere for a while. Won't be able to go to the gym.


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 01:35:22 [Preview] No.297064 del
>>297063
It sounds like you did well. When are we getting the photo of the wreckage?


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 01:35:39 [Preview] No.297065 del
>>297063
>my first real crash so it was kind of exciting tbh.
Hot!

>Could likely end up with a nicer car from the payout.
What are thinking about getting if this happens?

>Won't be able to go to the gym.
Do some yoga at home. All you need is a mat.


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 01:36:22 [Preview] No.297066 del
>>297063
pics or it didnt happen


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 01:37:16 [Preview] No.297067 del
Want to install my ramps and the fucking gook monkey bitch next door is sweeping her driveway and verge.


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 01:38:23 [Preview] No.297068 del
>>297067
Just start drilling. Assert your dominance.


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 01:38:48 [Preview] No.297069 del
>>297067
>the fucking gook monkey bitch next door


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 01:44:04 [Preview] No.297071 del
>>297070
Her face while taking the picture, kek. Is he leaned over with his hands over his neck?


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 01:45:31 [Preview] No.297072 del
>>297071
Yeah, poor kid was probably having the worst day of his life lol


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 01:48:32 [Preview] No.297073 del
>>297070
Thank you for the photos. Did the airbags go off?


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 01:53:34 [Preview] No.297074 del
>>297070
why don't you have hubcaps you mong?


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 01:56:21 [Preview] No.297075 del
>>297070
dickhead was obviously on his phone or something

someone make a banner for the lore


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 01:59:31 [Preview] No.297076 del
>>297074
if you loose one 90s hubcaps are incredibly hard to find so you take em all off

happened with my last car


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 02:00:25 [Preview] No.297077 del
>>297073
Nah. Was doing maybe 55 with a second to brake.

>>297074
They look shit


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 02:01:02 [Preview] No.297078 del
>>297077
>They look shit
you should have some mags on your Toyota Gaylord


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 02:01:53 [Preview] No.297079 del
>>297077
Why didn't you bash the other driver? You can claim self defence as they just tried to kill you with a 1.5 tonne car.


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 02:07:01 [Preview] No.297080 del
do you need a mask to drill concrete?


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 02:08:04 [Preview] No.297081 del
>>297079
Monk is experiencing utter devastation that his car with the faulty ignition is now being written off.


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 02:08:20 [Preview] No.297082 del
>>297080
put sum wata on it 2 keep da dust down


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 02:09:12 [Preview] No.297083 del
>>297081
I bet he sprayed WD-40 on the road and caused it.


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 02:10:54 [Preview] No.297084 del
I actually replaced all the tyres a few months ago :/
Oh well


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 02:11:39 [Preview] No.297085 del
>>297084
Take them off it.


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 02:13:25 [Preview] No.297086 del
>>297085
you cant, they are now the property of the insurance company


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 02:14:19 [Preview] No.297087 del
>>297086
I know somebody driving a written-off car since November.


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 02:22:31 [Preview] No.297088 del
>>297070
RIP Camry


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 02:23:01 [Preview] No.297089 del
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>>297087
yeah pretty easy to do when its drivable and not at the police impound lot


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 02:23:08 [Preview] No.297090 del
>>296916
Where were the drunken vocaroos?


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 02:24:14 [Preview] No.297091 del
>>297089
RIP whoever's legs were in that.


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 02:24:28 [Preview] No.297092 del
>>296920
Kerry Packer I think.


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 02:25:20 [Preview] No.297093 del
>>296930
Scotch, rum and red tops.


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 02:26:09 [Preview] No.297094 del
>>296943
The floor's the limit.


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 02:26:51 [Preview] No.297095 del
>>297083
<Likely


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 02:26:51 [Preview] No.297096 del
>>296944
I don't like long drinking sessions, just hard and fast to pass out.


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 02:27:21 [Preview] No.297097 del
>>297087
She's still going??


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 02:27:28 [Preview] No.297098 del
Might have a few cans, been almost two weeks since I've had any.


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 02:27:55 [Preview] No.297099 del
>>297091
those would be my boss's legs and yes they are filled with metal and simply not healing after many months

it was his own fault too so no payout and had to buy his own new van too


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 02:28:25 [Preview] No.297100 del
>>297096
>to pass out
Not the correct objective when drinking.


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 02:29:12 [Preview] No.297101 del
>>297099
>it was his own fault too so no payout
He had no insurance and or was he under the influence of drugs?


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 02:29:19 [Preview] No.297102 del
>>297099
>it was his own fault too so no payout
Does your insurance not pay if you are at fault?


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 02:29:20 [Preview] No.297103 del
>>297099
Well that sucks, he's lucky to still have his legs tbh.


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 02:30:16 [Preview] No.297104 del
>>297096
>just hard and fast to pass out.
Your inner boong needs it!


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 02:32:27 [Preview] No.297105 del
>>297102
>>297101
>insurance

>>297103
yeah but the surgeons fucked up, they put in a metal rod instead of a metal matrix, he might require another fucking brutal surgery cause he has zero bone growth


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 02:32:36 [Preview] No.297106 del
>>296960
>>296958
>>296957
>>296954
>>296981
>>296987
Good afternoon friends.
I forgot to post this gem last night.
https://voca.ro/18HJ2hVdIiBV


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 02:32:41 [Preview] No.297107 del
Schooner
Local
Standards
Two


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 02:33:42 [Preview] No.297108 del
>>297106
Good afternoon my friend.


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 02:33:50 [Preview] No.297109 del
>>296964
I would never shit talk you.


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 02:34:21 [Preview] No.297110 del
>>297106
Some hardcore boongery going on with this.


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 02:34:31 [Preview] No.297111 del
>>296968
Provider, without consent.


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 02:34:52 [Preview] No.297112 del
>>296971
What gear?


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 02:35:58 [Preview] No.297113 del
>>297105
>>insurance
So he had to pay to get it towed from the police lot to the scrapyard?


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 02:36:14 [Preview] No.297114 del


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 02:36:32 [Preview] No.297115 del
>>297106
good afternnon, aint clicking that shit tho


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 02:36:45 [Preview] No.297116 del
>>297106
#boonglyfe


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 02:36:52 [Preview] No.297117 del
>>297106
>I forgot to post this gem last night.
Sounds like even ProteinNEET is embarrassed by your behaviour. Not good.


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 02:37:40 [Preview] No.297118 del
I will be showing these recordings to the rehab doctors so they know the kind of people I associate with


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 02:38:17 [Preview] No.297119 del
>>297118
Quality boongs.


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 02:38:26 [Preview] No.297120 del
>>296975
A vile town.
Back in the late 80's there was a bunch of 'satanists' there. There was a story about them tying one of the young fellas to their car with a rope, then went through town doing burnouts. My grandfather told me about a church there (sort of - at the intersection where you either go there or Pirie) that he went to and he found a sheep that had been gutted, then it's chest cavity broken so it could have it's front legs stretched out to look like it had been crucified. It was left in the church garden.


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 02:40:58 [Preview] No.297121 del


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 02:41:37 [Preview] No.297122 del


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 02:42:15 [Preview] No.297123 del
>>297097
They took delivery of a brand new CX-3 or CX-5 on Wednesday night, but she chickened out of driving it to work on Thursday.


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 02:42:49 [Preview] No.297124 del
>>297008
Big brained NEET


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 02:43:33 [Preview] No.297125 del
>>297017
Why don't you wear one?


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 02:44:08 [Preview] No.297126 del
Drilling 12x100mm holes in concrete is hard work.
Done four (4) so far. Stopping for a Monster.


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 02:45:01 [Preview] No.297127 del
>>297126
To clarify, that's 12mm diameter holes 100mm deep. I have done four (4) of eight (8).


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 02:46:55 [Preview] No.297128 del
>>297106
Fucken pisswreck


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 02:48:41 [Preview] No.297129 del
Might have a poo


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 02:49:01 [Preview] No.297130 del
drunk again


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 02:49:41 [Preview] No.297131 del


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 02:49:52 [Preview] No.297132 del
>>297106
a shameful nigger


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 02:50:13 [Preview] No.297133 del
>>297052
Hmm. Not real keen on this fella.


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 02:50:42 [Preview] No.297134 del
>>297053
>Thank you for the helpful responses.
Microwave for 1 min.


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 02:50:56 [Preview] No.297135 del
>>297131
apparently my new mtb is in sydney
maybe i can unbooong myself


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 02:50:58 [Preview] No.297136 del
>>297055
I didn't get that either.


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 02:51:26 [Preview] No.297137 del
I'm imagining a scenario where proteinNEET is possum, and instead of having another shot, cruisey is influencing him to have another suck.


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 02:51:50 [Preview] No.297138 del
>>297137
strewth


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 02:52:57 [Preview] No.297139 del
>>297063
>a nicer car from the payout.
That's good, also good that they didn't try and pin it on you.


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 02:53:22 [Preview] No.297140 del
>>297139
> they didn't try and pin it on you
yet


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 02:54:26 [Preview] No.297141 del
>>297134
produces soggy bullshit


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 02:54:37 [Preview] No.297142 del
>>297075
You make it.


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 02:55:15 [Preview] No.297143 del
>>297080
You need a vacuum.


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 02:55:32 [Preview] No.297144 del
Big hangover cruise?


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 02:55:47 [Preview] No.297145 del
>>297143
I'll vacuum the holes out when I'm done.


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 02:56:02 [Preview] No.297146 del
>>297144
I bet he missed chonch


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 02:57:04 [Preview] No.297147 del
>>297135
>new mtb

why did you not consult me, you did this to yourself

>>297142
what rez are banners meant to made to ?


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 02:57:21 [Preview] No.297148 del
>>297118
In certain circles, you are a reserved, sensible boong.


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 02:57:27 [Preview] No.297149 del
>>297147
>what rez are banners meant to made to ?
just right click an existing banner you heckin linux noob


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 02:57:57 [Preview] No.297150 del
>>297148
a classy boong
a gentleman boong


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 02:58:07 [Preview] No.297151 del
>>297147
it's a steel hardtail


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 02:58:39 [Preview] No.297152 del
>>297150
a boong's boong


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 02:58:46 [Preview] No.297153 del
>>297126
>>297127
Make sure you have it on hammer. I burnt out a drill by not doing that.


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 02:59:23 [Preview] No.297154 del
>>297153
It's on hammer. I am not a retart neet


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 02:59:34 [Preview] No.297155 del
>>297137
He'd take up the offer of staying in the spare bed.


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 03:00:13 [Preview] No.297156 del


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 03:00:59 [Preview] No.297157 del
>>297137
Disturbing.


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 03:01:24 [Preview] No.297158 del
>>297144
I was up at 3am, and my head was rocking.
Then was up vomiting when the sun come up, I had a little choof and went back to bed, got up about an hour ago.
Feel pretty scattered now but okay.
Need to do some washing and thinking about making some wedges with gravy and cheese.


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 03:01:32 [Preview] No.297159 del
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>>297154
>retart


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 03:02:07 [Preview] No.297160 del
>>297145
I hope you are wearing a mask or a bandana or something.
Brick dust isn't great to breathe in.


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 03:02:08 [Preview] No.297161 del
>>297149
i am currently looking at the fish facism banner and its not very wide you fucking idiot


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 03:02:14 [Preview] No.297162 del
>>297158
> wedges with gravy and cheese
wtf


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 03:02:23 [Preview] No.297163 del
>>297146
>chonch


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 03:02:47 [Preview] No.297164 del
>>297163
take me to chonch


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 03:03:24 [Preview] No.297165 del
>>297147
>banners
300x100 pixels (despite what some of the NEETs may say), and it has to have ausneets written.
Preferably in Arial.


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 03:03:29 [Preview] No.297166 del
>>297160
nah
I took my respirator outside, but the dust isn't really billowing because I'm drilling straight down into the ground.


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 03:03:48 [Preview] No.297167 del
>>297165
>Preferably in Arial.
comic sans ms


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 03:03:53 [Preview] No.297168 del
>>297154
Fucking rightio.


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 03:04:20 [Preview] No.297169 del
> no F35 girlfriend
fuck my life

https://youtube.com/watch?v=FoIbyrJFNaE [Embed]


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 03:04:22 [Preview] No.297170 del
>>297168
you having a go at me?
you want a donnybrook?


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 03:04:24 [Preview] No.297171 del
>>297162
Good hangover feed.


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 03:04:51 [Preview] No.297172 del
>>297164
I will need directions.


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 03:05:13 [Preview] No.297173 del
>>297169
>F35
she'll be dead soon


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 03:05:20 [Preview] No.297174 del
>>297166
>respirator
Your cpap machine?


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 03:06:21 [Preview] No.297175 del
>>297174
no, one of those masks with the two circle thingos painters wear


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 03:09:00 [Preview] No.297176 del
>>297169
Would have liked to see the cockpit.


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 03:09:39 [Preview] No.297177 del
>>297176
box office when a sheila is flyin it


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 03:10:22 [Preview] No.297178 del


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 03:12:07 [Preview] No.297179 del
Might buy a Mazda 3


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 03:12:37 [Preview] No.297180 del
>>297179
They are a nice car.


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 03:12:49 [Preview] No.297181 del
>>297179
They seem okay.


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 03:12:53 [Preview] No.297182 del
>>297112
Trials bike frame and a mazrocci fork


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 03:13:22 [Preview] No.297183 del
current mazda sedans are all ugly


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 03:15:09 [Preview] No.297184 del
>>297183
I like the Mazda 6, I'd go for the wagon though, and diesel if they still offer that option.


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 03:16:20 [Preview] No.297185 del
>>297184
my doc sold his nissan GTR and got a rav 4 electric hybrid, they are that good


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 03:17:12 [Preview] No.297187 del
>>297185
surprised he didn't just get an e-bike


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 03:18:21 [Preview] No.297188 del
>>297185
I'm thinking of getting a Corolla Hybrid to replace my Civic in a few years.


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 03:18:28 [Preview] No.297189 del
off to drill some more holes


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 03:22:05 [Preview] No.297190 del
>>297186
Why did you post this gaslighting shit?


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 03:24:41 [Preview] No.297191 del
Might buy a BMW 640d


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 03:24:52 [Preview] No.297192 del
>>297186
Not a good post Nuro. Random Seppo poofter sports article.


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 03:25:55 [Preview] No.297193 del
>>297191
I wouldn't


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 03:27:37 [Preview] No.297194 del
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>>297188
bosses partner has that new corolla, its awesome

>>297190
>>297192
its literal insanity


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 03:29:04 [Preview] No.297195 del
>>297194
That's a serious set of chompers


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 03:29:52 [Preview] No.297196 del
I'm really surprised cruisey didn't know the difference between stakeholders and shareholders.


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 03:29:52 [Preview] No.297197 del
>>297195
Wouldn't like him to bite me.


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 03:33:39 [Preview] No.297198 del
>>297197
mine either


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 03:34:03 [Preview] No.297199 del
>>297195
>>297197
Do you think he has a reputation for biting?


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 03:34:32 [Preview] No.297200 del
>>297195
he eats babys with them


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 03:36:07 [Preview] No.297201 del
The normal guy isn't working at the local and some girl is filling in.
She isn't bringing the schooners to the table like he does and she also just poured one that was 3/4 foam. Wanted to tell her to tip it out and try again. She was also passive aggressive about me not scanning the qr code


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 03:43:17 [Preview] No.297202 del
Gonna cook up some steaks for dindins


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 03:44:29 [Preview] No.297203 del
fucking cell networks down reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 03:47:43 [Preview] No.297204 del
>>297200
That's how he keeps his skin so soft.


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 04:00:44 [Preview] No.297205 del
How the fuck is an insurance provider not open on a weekend


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 04:02:14 [Preview] No.297206 del
Why the fuck can't you wear thongs to a casino


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 04:04:27 [Preview] No.297207 del
>>297206
No boongs allowed.


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 04:09:03 [Preview] No.297208 del
>>297189
Hope they're straight.


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 04:09:24 [Preview] No.297209 del
>>297191
Get a 3 series.


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 04:09:58 [Preview] No.297210 del
>>297196
I'm not convinced Moo-Man's response was correct.


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 04:10:45 [Preview] No.297211 del
>>297201
>3/4 foam.
Not on.


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 04:11:08 [Preview] No.297212 del
Finally the seppo flag is gone.


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 04:12:19 [Preview] No.297213 del
>>297206
boong repellant


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 04:12:42 [Preview] No.297214 del
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NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 04:15:16 [Preview] No.297215 del
>>297214
I was wrong to think I could maintain being the flag NEET.


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 04:15:31 [Preview] No.297216 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=uU8TTLSh7gM [Embed]

Starting to feel good.


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 04:20:28 [Preview] No.297217 del
lol, that'd be right.


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 04:22:35 [Preview] No.297218 del
>>297216
What a bop


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 04:23:19 [Preview] No.297219 del
>>297218
We was the papa with the Mamas and the Papas.


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 04:24:10 [Preview] No.297220 del
>>297189
>thinking about this NEET getting hot and sweaty


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 04:24:29 [Preview] No.297221 del
>>297194
>bosses partner has that new corolla, its awesome
The sports performance once?


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 04:25:10 [Preview] No.297222 del
>>297201
You should have asked back where the rest of the schooner is.


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 04:25:52 [Preview] No.297223 del
>>297215
Some top shizos say it is the flag of immunity.


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 04:25:58 [Preview] No.297224 del
>>297219
You still got that bass guitar cruisey?


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 04:30:08 [Preview] No.297225 del
>>297220
I'm done.
Cunt of a job.
Sitting naked under the fan drinking waters now.
Be interesting to see if they're still there in the mordnbing.


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 04:31:04 [Preview] No.297226 del
>>297225
Sweaty swingers swinging in the breeze?


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 04:31:13 [Preview] No.297227 del
>>297225
and how long before somebody complains


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 04:32:32 [Preview] No.297228 del
>>297225
>mordnbing.
I do not like and any of its derivatives.


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 04:32:48 [Preview] No.297229 del
>>297225
>Sitting naked under the fan drinking waters now.
Your image didn't seem to upload.


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 04:32:54 [Preview] No.297230 del
>>297224
I have three that are all broken.
The one easiest to fix needs the battery wires soldered.


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 04:33:10 [Preview] No.297231 del
>>297225
Pour a glass over your chest.


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 04:33:41 [Preview] No.297232 del


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 04:34:03 [Preview] No.297233 del
>>297228
You don't give anyone morning (You)'s anymore.


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 04:34:45 [Preview] No.297234 del
>>297230
>wires soldered
Send it express to Nuro.


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 04:37:04 [Preview] No.297235 del
>>297234
Do you think he could make it so it gets power from the amp? I trust his wiring abilities.


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 04:37:49 [Preview] No.297236 del
Heading to the CBD to do some walking, people watching, Shitey stalking, beer drinking and blackjack playing


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 04:38:12 [Preview] No.297237 del
thinking about a few standards


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 04:38:15 [Preview] No.297238 del
>>297235
>I trust his wiring abilities
Then you are an intelligent NEET. I doubt there is much he can't do, laws of physics allowing.


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 04:38:26 [Preview] No.297239 del
>>297236
Got some charlie to get rid of for a fresh start tomorrow?


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 04:38:59 [Preview] No.297240 del
>>297236
Have fun, don't spend too much at the casino. Scan your QR codes if asked, don't make a fuss.


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 04:39:19 [Preview] No.297241 del
drank a litre of water and still thirsdy


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 04:39:24 [Preview] No.297242 del
>>297233
It is the responsibility of the people after to give them out. The early bird catches all (You)s.


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 04:39:48 [Preview] No.297243 del
>>297236
tl;dr high level boongery


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 04:39:58 [Preview] No.297244 del
Weber should shoot the early bird and his worm with the air rifle


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 04:40:35 [Preview] No.297245 del
>>297238
>allowing
You underestimate the Nuro.


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 04:41:30 [Preview] No.297246 del
>>297239
There might be some on the card I'd been using to chop it

>>297240
I do sign in but the regular guy doesn't ask

>>297243
High functioning!


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 04:41:45 [Preview] No.297247 del
>>297241
Pour one on your chest.


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 04:42:47 [Preview] No.297248 del
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NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 04:43:55 [Preview] No.297249 del
>>297248
What a time to be alive.


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 04:44:29 [Preview] No.297250 del
>>297246
https://youtube.com/watch?v=CY5zcH_hTEU [Embed]
Wear some heeled boots and a big belt buckle.
The cas may put you up for the night.


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 04:44:35 [Preview] No.297251 del
>>297248
They should put some sort of barrier between the steak and the closest can. I would not want to hold a beer can with raw meat residue on it.


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 04:45:20 [Preview] No.297252 del
>>297248
AAA, that's great.


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 04:45:36 [Preview] No.297253 del
>>297251
Give it a lick and she'll be right.


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 04:46:18 [Preview] No.297254 del
>>297251
> I would not want to hold a beer can with raw meat residue on it.
do you want a gf at some point?


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 04:46:28 [Preview] No.297255 del
(53.28 KB 940x470 BROKELADS.jpg)
>>297236
Blackjack is based on luck. Putting your stake on the winner in a race is more of a skill than a casino.


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 04:47:56 [Preview] No.297256 del
>>297254
What is the connection between the two things?


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 04:48:04 [Preview] No.297257 del
>>297255
Even looks like Mongk.


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 04:50:57 [Preview] No.297258 del
>>297256
girls are basically raw meat and blood comes out their thingo


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 04:51:31 [Preview] No.297259 del
https://discussingfilm.net/2021/01/11/darren-aronofsky-set-to-direct-the-whale-for-a24-exclusive/

>Brendan Fraser has been cast in Darren Aronofsky’s ‘THE WHALE’ for A24.
>The film follows a 600-hundred-pound recluse who is hiding away from the world and slowly eating himself to death.


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 04:53:00 [Preview] No.297260 del
>>297258
Are you telling him to put his dick in the steak?


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 04:53:33 [Preview] No.297261 del
>>297260
I'm saying drinking from that beer can is no more gross than being intimate with a girl.


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 04:55:40 [Preview] No.297262 del
(80.32 KB 677x420 0465834964.JPG)
That's a paddlin'


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 04:56:59 [Preview] No.297263 del
>>297262
Good on him. Fathers are supposed to protect and avenge their children.


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 04:58:36 [Preview] No.297264 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=fDkyL9c0QdY [Embed]


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 04:58:50 [Preview] No.297265 del
(285.87 KB 1241x1240 wombo.jpg)


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 05:02:36 [Preview] No.297266 del
>>297259
Let's hope he continues to bloom.


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 05:03:15 [Preview] No.297267 del
>>297265
Just needs a fan.


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 05:05:18 [Preview] No.297268 del
>>297265
Pour a glass of water of your chest.


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 05:08:22 [Preview] No.297269 del
Watching the cricket ok the pub. Having a pint.
No sight of a certain hospital orderly.


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 05:09:07 [Preview] No.297270 del
>>297269
shitey spends his weekends wanking or balls deep in the indian lady


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 05:11:01 [Preview] No.297271 del
>>297270
He doesn't just eat kebabs. He has to leave his apartment eventually


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 05:11:56 [Preview] No.297272 del
>>297271
the indian lady cooks for him and he only leaves to go to work, uni, or Sale.


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 05:15:27 [Preview] No.297273 del
>>297263
I was always just extremely embarrassed when my father tried doing that sort of thing.


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 05:17:34 [Preview] No.297274 del
>>297273
I guess it'd make you look like a pussy if needed your dad to go beat up your bullies.


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 05:19:08 [Preview] No.297275 del
Wonder if groolombler likes cricket


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 05:19:14 [Preview] No.297276 del
>>297274
Depends. I had a friend who grew up in Mildura and his father was one of the local coppers. One day when the show was in town he got beaten and robbed by abbos and his father put him in the car and drove around until they found them and them and then beat the shit out of the boongs.


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 05:20:24 [Preview] No.297277 del
>>297275
If you mean me, no I hate cricket. Absolutely boring faggot sport.


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 05:22:45 [Preview] No.297278 del
Cruisey was in my dream last night. Pretty sure you all were, there was the neet yacht and we were in some kind of simulation, cruisey being bo had some kind of admin powers on the simulation and was spawning all kinds of scary shit


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 05:25:28 [Preview] No.297279 del
need a poo


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 05:29:00 [Preview] No.297280 del
>>297279
Have a poo


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 05:29:02 [Preview] No.297281 del
Toilet posting


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 05:38:37 [Preview] No.297282 del
Still pooing


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 05:42:50 [Preview] No.297283 del
https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/girl-16-forced-use-colostomy-13866091
I'm pretty sure this article has been posted before but I don't recall any discussion about this line:
>It is believed to be particularly prevalent in Australia.
Is this true? Why would it be the case?
My first guess would be Abos but they talk to a Tasmanian doctor about it and there aren't really any boongs there.


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 05:43:52 [Preview] No.297284 del
Hmmmmmmmmm

https://youtube.com/watch?v=uNWd0Dqq2QI [Embed]


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 05:45:07 [Preview] No.297285 del
>>297283
Stretching can be dangerous and life changing.


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 05:46:52 [Preview] No.297286 del
>>297283
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6595871/Online-porn-horror-Girl-16-forced-colostomy-bag-attempting-group-anal-sex.html
Another article on it.
>'There's no debate that it's happened, that the kind of things that were seen as pushing the boundaries in the late 1990s have become very much normal and mainstream. So things like double and triple anal... and things like choking as well,' she said.
This fits pretty well with my observations over the years.
Is that neet that worked in a porn shop in Sydney in the 90s still here?


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 05:47:52 [Preview] No.297287 del
Second pub
Second pint


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 05:48:55 [Preview] No.297288 del
>>297283
>Is this true? Why would it be the case?
Pretty sure the original article mentioned multiple boys, ie a gangbang. Probably all just tore her a new one.


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 05:50:20 [Preview] No.297289 del
>>297288
I meant that shit being particularly prevalent in Australia.


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 05:50:49 [Preview] No.297290 del
also if it was a melbourne teenagers than big donkey dick niggers could have rearranged her poo bag too


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 05:51:44 [Preview] No.297291 del
>>297289
Apparently it's a normal part of sex for later millenials and zoomers.


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 05:52:53 [Preview] No.297292 del
>>297291
Why would we be worse off than the US/UK?


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 05:53:15 [Preview] No.297293 del
having a glass of wine


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 05:53:42 [Preview] No.297294 del
>>297293
Goon or actual wine?


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 05:54:48 [Preview] No.297295 del
>>297292
US medical system is fucked, so people probably don't seek treatment for things like roids and fissures. Also insane amount of church shit in US, so stigma etc.

Dunno about the UK. Their slags are absolutely vile, so maybe they just have bigger bumholes or something.


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 05:55:18 [Preview] No.297296 del
>>297294
Chateau Tanunda's 'Grand Barossa' cabernet sauvignon (2019)


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 05:55:52 [Preview] No.297297 del
>>297296
Well la-di-da.


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 05:55:58 [Preview] No.297298 del
>>297278
Part of it was a warning not to disclose any info.


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 05:56:19 [Preview] No.297299 del
[red]test[/red]
test2


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 05:56:33 [Preview] No.297300 del
>>297287
Stop looking for mongs selling dandruff.


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 05:57:01 [Preview] No.297301 del
>>297297
Don't you dare la-di-da me, you sheep shagging fuck.


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 05:57:29 [Preview] No.297302 del
Bro how do I make the text red pls help


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 05:57:34 [Preview] No.297303 del
>>297295
Yeah the U.S is completely fucked for medical stuff unless you are a millionaire.

From what I've heard, the U.K's NHS has been severely defunded so it's pretty shit.


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 05:58:48 [Preview] No.297304 del
>>297302
Like this.


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 05:59:50 [Preview] No.297305 del
>>297302
equals equals front and rear, Ivan.


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 06:00:02 [Preview] No.297306 del
>>297300
Most of my usual hangs are shut for some reason
At some cringy Irish pub


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 06:00:08 [Preview] No.297307 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Eo2OIUpWznY [Embed]


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 06:00:30 [Preview] No.297308 del
>>297301
I'm going to take a shit in your corvette. Better get waddling.


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 06:01:21 [Preview] No.297309 del
>>297305
Thank you neetbro


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 06:02:16 [Preview] No.297310 del


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 06:02:36 [Preview] No.297311 del
Назад до пекла російська собака!


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 06:03:48 [Preview] No.297312 del
>>297311
"Back before the rosіyska dog baked!"

?


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 06:04:10 [Preview] No.297313 del
I thought it was asians who ate dogs.


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 06:05:38 [Preview] No.297314 del
>>297312
It was meant to say: "Back to hell Russian dog!" with a Ukrainian flag.


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 06:06:20 [Preview] No.297315 del
>>297314
Well now you have to go bake a dog.


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 06:06:44 [Preview] No.297316 del
>>297313
Ivan if he seems hungry enough will cook one.


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 06:08:36 [Preview] No.297317 del
>>297035
You stupid boong.
>>297040
A few years ago I went through a phase where I was reading a whole bunch of sports news and doing sports betting. Haven't gambled since though.
>>297070
>XV20 Camry
Fucking based, is it a 4 or 6 cylinder?
>>297093
A good combination. What brand of Scotch and rum?
>>297236
Sounds like a plan for an entertaining day.
>>297314
>ukraine
21 degrees today in Shitbourne, went to Coles and bought a pack of buttermilk chicken tenders, got home, cooked them, ate a bunch of them, now sitting around plotting my next move.


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 06:10:18 [Preview] No.297318 del
>>297317
Good afternoon, Sperg.


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 06:14:10 [Preview] No.297319 del
>>297318
Hello, how's your day been so far?


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 06:14:37 [Preview] No.297320 del
>>297317
I see you know your Camrys.

V6 1MZFE if you gotta go fast

And and the 5SFE if you want it to last for half a century.

That being said, it look's like Monks ded Camry was a 4 banger.


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 06:16:15 [Preview] No.297321 del
>>297319
Productive, but tiring.
I drilled 8 holes in the council gutter and installed some rubber ramps with sleeve anchors.
Having a wine now.


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 06:32:53 [Preview] No.297322 del
Fuck off sperg, you have your boong moments I'm sure
Come to crown


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 06:38:01 [Preview] No.297323 del
>>297317
>brand
A-bleh and Tanduay.


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 06:39:13 [Preview] No.297324 del
>>297322
You just want his mong pills.


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 06:40:28 [Preview] No.297325 del
Imagine meeting Monk and discovering he is even worse in person.


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 06:40:37 [Preview] No.297326 del
Had a shower and a shave.
Next week is it.
I have a meeting with the CEO about getting into SDA housing, I think he wants me to be the manager of it.


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 06:42:17 [Preview] No.297327 del
>>297325
I think Monk would be okay to meet, he'd probably bum a bunch of cigs off you, but would take turns in shouting drinks.


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 06:42:24 [Preview] No.297328 del
>>297326
>I have a meeting with the CEO about getting into SDA housing, I think he wants me to be the manager of it.
First customer: Posso.


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 06:44:28 [Preview] No.297329 del
>>297327
I have a full pack of darts
Heading to the casino now, I will update you on my big wins


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 06:44:46 [Preview] No.297330 del
>>297326
Good luck.


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 06:45:10 [Preview] No.297331 del
vrap

https://youtube.com/watch?v=d9qYCUjrrYs [Embed]


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NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 06:49:00 [Preview] No.297333 del
>>297328
It'd have a cucumber farm out the back.


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 06:49:17 [Preview] No.297334 del
>>297331
I don't like cars that sound like motorbikes.


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 06:52:06 [Preview] No.297335 del
>>297333
Not if he fills the bathtub with dirt and grows them in there.


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 06:58:34 [Preview] No.297336 del
>>297320
Mummybot had an XV20 with the 1MZ engine, it was a real good car.
>>297321
Sounds like you had a busy day, what wine are you having.
>>297323
Never had any of those, they sound nice though.
All this playing of GTA is getting a tad boring, might give my room a bit of a clean, maybe open a beer later.


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 07:02:17 [Preview] No.297337 del
>>297336
>what wine are you having
>>297296


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 07:07:32 [Preview] No.297338 del
>>297326
Good luck.

>>297328
I was thinking exactly this thought.

>>297331
Imagine driving to Dan's in it.

>>297334
Could be something to do with environmental concerns of limiting the overall impact.


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 07:11:52 [Preview] No.297339 del
Cruisers second client:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=bI_-sMPe5hU [Embed]


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 07:12:40 [Preview] No.297340 del
>>297322
I don't gamble and I'm busy later tonight, I wouldn't mind meeting up for a beer one day though.
>>297324
The only pills I've ever been given are benzos, I don't want to give an of those to Monk though.
>>297337
Sounds alright.


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 07:18:31 [Preview] No.297341 del
>>297339
>Get a larger house cause your legs don't work

Which one of you NEEToes wanna break my spine?


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 07:18:49 [Preview] No.297342 del
Lost $60 before I could finish a pot. Didn't win a hand.
Mong life, going home.


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 07:20:32 [Preview] No.297343 del
>>297342
We told you not to gamble.


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 07:21:21 [Preview] No.297344 del
>>297343
>Mong
>Listening to our advice


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 07:21:33 [Preview] No.297345 del
>>297343
I went in expecting to lose, it's just more fun when it lasts more than 5 minutes


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 07:21:46 [Preview] No.297346 del
>>297342
Lucky you have that credit card.


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 07:23:22 [Preview] No.297347 del
>>297346
He needs to tap it, he loves to tap it!


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 07:24:34 [Preview] No.297348 del
>>297341
It'll be interesting how it all happens this year and next when they seem to be reviewing the support plans much more thoroughly on what can be approved for and for how much.


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 07:24:49 [Preview] No.297349 del
>one line
>swears
https://youtube.com/watch?v=X-HpfPEFmaU [Embed]


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 07:28:12 [Preview] No.297350 del
>>297349
I don't blame her living in a nursing home. It also seems to be some private institution and not government so that's why there is the swearing.


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 07:30:05 [Preview] No.297351 del
>>297349
I fucked Lisa once.


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 07:40:49 [Preview] No.297352 del
>>297351
blew her back out


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 07:43:42 [Preview] No.297353 del


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 07:45:08 [Preview] No.297354 del
>>297351
Was she tight?


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 07:50:05 [Preview] No.297355 del
saving half this bottle of wine for tomorrow


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 07:51:32 [Preview] No.297356 del
Having another pint but not feeling like drinking at all. Might just go home and sober up which is something I'd never consider. Having the valium makes me feel way more secure in my ability to sleep, I feel comfortable with the prospect of just sitting on the couch watching YouTube videos.
A new development.


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 07:52:20 [Preview] No.297357 del


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 07:53:16 [Preview] No.297358 del
>>297356
Good, although I'd use the valium if you get a craving for booze, use the seroquel for sleep.


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 07:53:47 [Preview] No.297359 del
>>297356
>A new development
We have heard it all before Mongk.


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 07:54:49 [Preview] No.297360 del
>>297358
I meant to say just having it at home makes me more comfortable with the prospect of not drinking


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 07:56:08 [Preview] No.297361 del
going to do the dishes and watch some tv
night all


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 07:56:19 [Preview] No.297362 del
>>297356
Good luck.


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 07:58:24 [Preview] No.297363 del
>>297360
Tomorrow is the start of a new week, see if you can go all week without having a beer.

If feel the need, pop a valium or two and see how you go.

Also follow up with any rehab services that kind doctor offered you.


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 08:00:59 [Preview] No.297364 del
>>297363
That's the plan.
Got a temporary car for free too


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 08:03:18 [Preview] No.297365 del
>>297364
Nice, is the Camry a write off? if so how much did insurance give you and what will you get to replace it?


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 08:06:04 [Preview] No.297366 del
>>297365
I reckon it will be, I haven't been able to deal with it because apparently Allianz aren't open on a Sunday? Either way someone will have to inspect it in the tow yard to determine that afaik.
I don't really know how this shit works, my insurance told me to deal with the other parties insurance. I have the claim number I'll follow up on tomorrow.


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 08:06:13 [Preview] No.297367 del


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 08:10:44 [Preview] No.297368 del
>>297366
Well if it's a write off, they give you the current market value of the car or what ever you insured it for, if it's not a write off a panel beater will fix it and you'll have it back.


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 08:11:02 [Preview] No.297369 del
>>297361
Goodnight neet


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 08:13:53 [Preview] No.297370 del
>>297355
Good decision.


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 08:14:19 [Preview] No.297371 del
>>297344
True.
>>297345
Fair enough, still a bit of among move considering you have debts to pay.


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 08:15:04 [Preview] No.297372 del
>>297366
>my insurance told me to deal with the other parties insurance
no, that's their job


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 08:15:05 [Preview] No.297373 del
>>297356
Watching YouTube is probably only going to increase your insomnia. Staring at a blue light from a screen what I have read is not good for melatonin production.


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 08:15:47 [Preview] No.297374 del
>>297361
Good night NEET. Sleep tight.


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 08:16:32 [Preview] No.297375 del
Monk reminds me of the Jewish protagonist in Uncut Gems in some ways.


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 08:18:38 [Preview] No.297376 del
>>297372
It is but I think they're saying to claim it through the other parties insurance. So he won't have to pay it out of pocket if their insurer covers everything. If you have an accident and you want your cat fixed fast you have to pay the excess and then get it back later.


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 08:19:06 [Preview] No.297377 del
>>297376
*car fixed


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 08:20:09 [Preview] No.297378 del
>>297375
Lol
I liked that movie and in part for the same reason
Might watch it again tonight


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 08:21:32 [Preview] No.297379 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=uCwIkmvIK50 [Embed]

Those Donut Media idiots spent $17,500 USD over the course of the last few months upgrading a Miata. That money cut a whopping 22 milliseconds off of their lap time.
The car is also pissing oil everywhere the whole time, so you know they are professional mechanics.


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 08:22:15 [Preview] No.297380 del
>>297376
That's correct, but the two insurers negotiate/argue back and forth with each other. Other than lodging the claim with his insurer, Monk should never need contact the other party's insurer.


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 08:23:56 [Preview] No.297381 del
>>297380
That's not what RACV (my insurer) said. I’m meant to contact Allianz and quote the claim number


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 08:25:20 [Preview] No.297382 del
>>297381
That's weird.
Do what they say I guess.


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 08:26:30 [Preview] No.297383 del
>>297381
Do you have comprehensive insurance, or just 3rd party?


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 08:27:21 [Preview] No.297384 del
>>297383
Are you taking the piss? 3rd party of course


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 08:28:36 [Preview] No.297385 del
>>297384
right, that explains why RACV have fobbed you off...
up to you to chase the other insurer and hope they play nice


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 08:35:55 [Preview] No.297386 del
>>297385
Aren’t they obligated to? Do these things lapse in a short amount of time?
If they fuck me I will show up at that kids house out for blood


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 08:41:40 [Preview] No.297388 del
>>297386
shoulda got comprehensive


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 08:42:30 [Preview] No.297389 del
>>297386
That's why 3rd party is cheaper. Have fun.


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 08:44:24 [Preview] No.297390 del
>>297387
Cunt must have been tripping 24/7


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 08:45:11 [Preview] No.297391 del
>>297387
Stupid cunt, will probably will have life long implications.


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 08:45:12 [Preview] No.297392 del
>>297386
I'd call their insurer tomorrow morning.
Be nice until it's clear that's not working.
Do NOT threaten the insurer, as they'll be recording everything.
Do NOT admit anything to the insurer, or tell them anything about your "lifestyle", past driving offences, or anything else.


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 08:47:42 [Preview] No.297393 del
>>297390
>>297391
If he had of died, the shrooms would've lived off his carcass.


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 08:50:23 [Preview] No.297394 del
>>297393
Self-composting.


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 08:51:14 [Preview] No.297395 del
>>297394
harbourer of life


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 08:53:55 [Preview] No.297396 del
>>297393
I wonder if his soul would be injected into your body if you ate the shrooms coming out of his corpse


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 08:56:19 [Preview] No.297397 del
It doesn’t matter if I only have 3rd party, the other cunt is at fault and must pay, right? I thought that’s how it works. Isn’t that why I have 3rd party after all, so my insurer will pay if I’m at fault?

>>297392
I think I have everything I need except an actual admission of guilt. The tow driver told me that he had admitted guilt to them and the police. I’ll contact the station if I need to if that nets me written evidence of his admission to fault.

Even if I did tell them my lifestyle and history I don’t think that’s admissible in court. I did nothing wrong.


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 08:57:08 [Preview] No.297398 del
>>297387
Wonder if the same thing would happen if you were to ingest them and had a cut in your intestinal tract.


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 08:57:45 [Preview] No.297399 del
>>297397
How much is camry valued at?


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 08:58:32 [Preview] No.297400 del
>>297399
No fucking idea
How would I even know


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 08:58:49 [Preview] No.297401 del
>>297399
I think with 3rd party it's just market value, so he'd probably get like $2500


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 08:58:56 [Preview] No.297402 del
>>297396
There's only one way to find out.


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 08:59:56 [Preview] No.297403 del
>>297397
>>297400
They'll pay but you will need to negotiate either repair or write off price. That's up to you to do. That's why you pay extra for comprehensive.


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 09:02:17 [Preview] No.297404 del
>>297403
How do I do that? I thought if it’s a write off then it can’t be roadworthy’d again, hence making repair pointless.

Why should I get comprehensive if it’s not even my fault? Some cunt wrote my car off, don’t they have to pay? I thought that’s how it works


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 09:02:56 [Preview] No.297405 del
Keen on getting to the gym.


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 09:05:39 [Preview] No.297406 del
>>297404
Yes you get paid.

I meant in the future. Comprehensive insurance in the future deals with your car damage and other insurance party. That's why you pay them.


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 09:17:10 [Preview] No.297407 del
>>297398
You'd have a talking mushroom coming out your bum.


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 09:17:23 [Preview] No.297408 del
Feel guilty drinking now monks thinking about getting his act together.


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 09:18:03 [Preview] No.297409 del
>>297408
I was wondering why I was sober. Looks like it's your turn to be board mong.


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 09:18:57 [Preview] No.297410 del
>>297408
No stress.
I said I didn’t feel like drinking but picked up two longnecks on the way home like a Mong.


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 09:20:04 [Preview] No.297411 del
>>297410
You're a boongs boong.


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 09:21:19 [Preview] No.297412 del
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>>297286
The really horrible porno videos were specifically marked as "rough Trade" and in the homo section. Backinnadae the pigs could potentially raid your store and seixe your videos if they were too nasty but It never happened within the porno shop community when i was there. This was at the peak time of Danny Karam and John Ibrahim in the cross so the pigs were def corrupt.

I think the superabundance of porn has pushed the boundaries but the ultra-hardcore shit has always been available, just not on your iphone.

This guy (pic related) does an excellent zine about just such content.


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 09:22:37 [Preview] No.297413 del
>>297409
>your turn to be board mong.
I hope not. I was worse than board mong for a while before I got tarred and feathered a few times.
>>297410
I got a carton like a boong.

Two long necks is not too bad. See if you can make tonight with out ordering any more piss later.


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NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 09:24:16 [Preview] No.297415 del
>>297413
I won’t be ordering more, my manic episode is over and I’m almost keen to get back to achieving things at work again.
I might chuck some choof and Valium into the mix though


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 09:25:37 [Preview] No.297416 del
>>297387
Man i am not getting enough fungus in my body from smoking mouldy budz. I NEED to blast that shit.


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 09:38:46 [Preview] No.297417 del
What is it with Indians and sticks to hit people?


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 09:40:26 [Preview] No.297418 del
Big moldy choof


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 09:42:08 [Preview] No.297419 del
>>297418
Straight to the lungs to grow and coughed out the mouth.


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 09:46:24 [Preview] No.297420 del
>tfw no tomcat


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 09:46:56 [Preview] No.297421 del
Just ripped a big fart and it made the coil springs in the bed resonate.

Pith perfect.


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 09:47:53 [Preview] No.297422 del
>>297421
Were there any stains?


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 09:49:10 [Preview] No.297423 del


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 09:53:22 [Preview] No.297424 del
Having some beers.


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 09:54:15 [Preview] No.297425 del
Having some benzos


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 09:55:45 [Preview] No.297426 del
Think I'll go and get some shisha.


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 09:56:36 [Preview] No.297427 del
Is it just me or is the entire internet broken at the moment ??


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 09:57:34 [Preview] No.297428 del
>>297427
4chan isn't working for me but other than that


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 09:58:20 [Preview] No.297429 del
>>297427
Yeah my shit is chugging along pretty slow.


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 09:58:58 [Preview] No.297430 del
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my iphone and optus had had network issues all day

i get home and my phone still wont connect to sites on wifi and my computer cant coonect to various sites

are we under attack ??

something aint right here. please chime in Webster


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 09:59:45 [Preview] No.297431 del
Woolies garlic and chilli olives(in the chilled section) are better than coles ones. The woolies ones actually have a bit of heat.


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 09:59:52 [Preview] No.297432 del
fragrant neet stick


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 10:00:40 [Preview] No.297433 del
Clean and fresh neet helmet after a soapy scrub.


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 10:02:37 [Preview] No.297434 del
>>297433
Marvelous


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 10:03:09 [Preview] No.297435 del
Can’t load 4chan, but can ping and curl it.
What’s up AFP


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 10:03:39 [Preview] No.297436 del
Why won't he do this Tiktok with me?


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 10:04:20 [Preview] No.297437 del
>>297436
Large lads


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 10:04:27 [Preview] No.297438 del
Hmmm 4chan is down.
its happening cunts


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 10:04:48 [Preview] No.297439 del
>>297430
Evening Nuro.

Webby is probably asleep.


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 10:05:42 [Preview] No.297440 del
>>297438
Nothing of real value lost tbqh


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 10:07:01 [Preview] No.297441 del
3.6 standards in
https://youtube.com/watch?v=w4JCC_KLgdM [Embed]


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 10:07:35 [Preview] No.297442 del
>>297439
something really fucky is going on....

no coincedence the internet get shut down before the biden / harris inauguration


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 10:08:15 [Preview] No.297443 del
>>297435
Same here, spoopy. Proxies don't work either.


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 10:08:44 [Preview] No.297444 del
>>297438
>Hmmm 4chan is down.
Good, hope it stays down.


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 10:09:16 [Preview] No.297445 del
>>297438
The sites been on borrowed time for a while given the way things have gone. Part of me says to hell with it. I would still be a bit sad/nolstalgic. It was only a fun place for a short period of time. I spent a stupid amount of my life on that shit hole.


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 10:09:48 [Preview] No.297446 del
im actually really concerned cant acces 4chan either


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 10:10:23 [Preview] No.297447 del
FUCK GUYS LISTEN TO ME ITS REALLY HAPPENING


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 10:10:56 [Preview] No.297448 del
nice knowing ya ll


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 10:11:33 [Preview] No.297449 del
>>297447
Calm down please.


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 10:11:44 [Preview] No.297450 del
>>297446
>>297447
NOTHING OF VALUE IS LOST


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 10:12:31 [Preview] No.297451 del
>>297446
>>297447
Get a life m8


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 10:12:38 [Preview] No.297452 del
>>297438
LoL is also down


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 10:12:48 [Preview] No.297453 del
>>297448
I honestly think endchan would fly under the radar and survive a shoah of online alternative/counter culture sites whatever


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 10:14:03 [Preview] No.297454 del
>>297449
THIS IS BAD MATE TAKE SOME PILLS

>>297450
>>297451
HELLO NPC CHINESE AGENTS WITH SMALL DICKS


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 10:15:53 [Preview] No.297455 del
>>297454
Deep breaths, in and out.


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 10:16:26 [Preview] No.297456 del


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 10:18:09 [Preview] No.297458 del
Nicely benzo’d
Enjoying the happening


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 10:18:49 [Preview] No.297459 del
>>297458
how many mg and how many standards?


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 10:20:12 [Preview] No.297461 del
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>>297457
>>297456
>>297455
WHAT CANT YOU UNDERSTAND MOTHERFUCKERS ?? WE ARE UNDER ATTACK


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 10:20:27 [Preview] No.297462 del
>>297459
Estimate 12 standards.
5mg


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 10:21:15 [Preview] No.297463 del
>>297460
#BO BAN THIS CHINESE AGENT


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 10:22:14 [Preview] No.297464 del
>>297461
shhhhh, it's okay, deep breaths, one two three inhale, one two three exhale.


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 10:22:38 [Preview] No.297465 del
>>297462
Will you wage tomorrow?


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 10:22:38 [Preview] No.297466 del
At least youtube still works


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 10:23:04 [Preview] No.297467 del
Thy boongdom come, thy will become.


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 10:23:55 [Preview] No.297468 del
on the gen
as it is in the commune


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 10:24:18 [Preview] No.297469 del
>>297464
going to knife you cunt


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 10:24:19 [Preview] No.297470 del
4chans back up bros


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 10:24:40 [Preview] No.297471 del
>>297465
Yeah, that’s still 12h away


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 10:26:41 [Preview] No.297472 del
>>297469
It'll all be okay, think happy thoughts.

deep blue ocean deep blue ocean, now breath in - one two three, and out, one two three, relax.


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 10:27:20 [Preview] No.297473 del
Good night NEETs. Sleep well.


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 10:27:47 [Preview] No.297474 del
>>297472
What is this the code that activates the ausneets sleeper agents?
Fuck your MK Ultra program you reptile person.


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 10:28:52 [Preview] No.297475 del
Boong Ultra ASIO programming on the gen driving neets to the drink


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 10:29:02 [Preview] No.297476 del
>>297474
Don't worry about the agents, they're here to help, just focus on your breathing.


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 10:29:09 [Preview] No.297477 del
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>>297461
Day of the FARKIN SPEAR
is here whyte carnt,our farkin land, always was, always will be


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 10:29:50 [Preview] No.297478 del
Monk is a victim of BoongUltra


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 10:30:27 [Preview] No.297479 del
Day of the boomerang


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 10:31:29 [Preview] No.297481 del
The Valium got me nice and wobbly and chill
Another long neck and another 5mg I reckon


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 10:33:35 [Preview] No.297482 del
>>297481
>Another long neck and another 5mg I reckon
cmon mate can't fuck around with benzos and piss too much. Have a few darts on the balcony and listen to some music instead.


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 10:34:40 [Preview] No.297483 del
>>297482
Is like to do both


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 10:35:12 [Preview] No.297484 del
>>297470
happening cancelled


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 10:35:54 [Preview] No.297485 del
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>>297483
I can't condone both m8


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 10:37:17 [Preview] No.297486 del
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Might put a few springies in the airfryer bros


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 10:38:39 [Preview] No.297487 del
>>297481
No more, put on some good music and chill.


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 10:40:31 [Preview] No.297488 del
>>297481
No more.


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 10:41:36 [Preview] No.297489 del
Alright alright, just the longneck then


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 10:43:25 [Preview] No.297490 del
might spend all my savings on scratchies


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 10:44:13 [Preview] No.297491 del
Cruisey did you post your dick on here once? In a photo of some aioli on a wrap that looked like cum?


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 10:45:51 [Preview] No.297492 del
4.8 standos


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 10:46:45 [Preview] No.297493 del
Having standos at Mike Lando's.


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 10:48:51 [Preview] No.297494 del
>>297421
>Pith
Did one come out?


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 10:49:03 [Preview] No.297495 del
A bullet in ya head!!!


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 10:51:47 [Preview] No.297496 del
>>297439
Weber probably did it.


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 10:52:44 [Preview] No.297497 del


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 10:53:21 [Preview] No.297498 del
>>297491
>looked


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 10:57:54 [Preview] No.297499 del
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How long have you known about this Nuro?


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 10:58:55 [Preview] No.297500 del
>>297496
I did not.
Just thought I’d check in one last time this evening, and I see I missed Nuro doing his thing.
Night all again


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 11:02:09 [Preview] No.297501 del
we never joke about the commune anymore


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 11:02:18 [Preview] No.297502 del
>>297498
No way your loads are that thick and creamy.


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 11:04:40 [Preview] No.297503 del
>>297501
We have realised that the NEETs from bad homes would ruin it.


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 11:05:30 [Preview] No.297504 del
shout out to the camry
rip


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 11:07:06 [Preview] No.297505 del
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Goodnight NEETs


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 11:08:24 [Preview] No.297506 del
>>297505
Goodnight oriental fancier.


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 11:08:37 [Preview] No.297507 del
Possum got arrested for trying to steal a new soap holder from Frank Walker once.


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 11:08:46 [Preview] No.297508 del
>>297504
I will never forget my elbow hangin out the window with the music up loud


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 11:09:30 [Preview] No.297509 del
>>297508
crashed wagon crashed wagon crashed wagon


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 11:10:34 [Preview] No.297510 del


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 11:13:07 [Preview] No.297511 del
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>>297508
I have an 07 camry altise
looks like shit compared to the older models
they had way more soul


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 11:15:45 [Preview] No.297512 del
Don’t mothers
Make good fathers


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 11:16:53 [Preview] No.297513 del


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 11:17:02 [Preview] No.297514 del
I wish had a pre 2001 camry


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 11:17:11 [Preview] No.297515 del
>>297511
Plenty of them still on the roads, mostly now owned by pajeet delivery drivers though.


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 11:19:52 [Preview] No.297517 del
6.0 standos


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 11:22:38 [Preview] No.297518 del
>>297517
No more.


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 11:27:17 [Preview] No.297519 del
A choof and 5mg of Valium has been consumed


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 11:27:44 [Preview] No.297520 del
Wasted another weekend. I spent much the afternoon listening to a lecture from rudolf steiner. The man was a complete wackjob.


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 11:28:55 [Preview] No.297521 del
>>297518
I'm going to have a few more. Contemplating throwing the rest of the carton in the bin tomorrow(bin day).


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 11:31:21 [Preview] No.297522 del
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Imagine the progress you could make if you just faced reality each day, taking action above all else.


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 11:32:15 [Preview] No.297523 del
Can't keep track of all the druggie neets consuming all their drugs anymore. Is it just monk on the benzos?


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 11:33:21 [Preview] No.297524 del
The internet was a mistake. Seeing the full rich tapestry of humanity is too much.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=6vz4O_lNbZ4 [Embed]


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 11:34:25 [Preview] No.297525 del
>>297523
Yeah im pretty sure it's just monk on the valis


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 11:36:50 [Preview] No.297526 del
>>297519
Have some meth to counteract the depressant effects


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 11:37:11 [Preview] No.297527 del
>>297524
what in god's cock.


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 11:39:39 [Preview] No.297528 del
>>297526
Noticed that dexies seem to make me socially withdrawn. I took some this afternoon because I was tired, then my dad called and I didn't feel like answering.


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 11:42:24 [Preview] No.297529 del
It’s not just me. Stop disrespecting nonameNEETs


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 11:42:34 [Preview] No.297530 del
>>297502
It's like mayonnaise.


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 11:43:38 [Preview] No.297531 del


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 11:46:13 [Preview] No.297532 del
Thinking about writing some favourite quotes on the wall with a sharpie


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 11:47:17 [Preview] No.297533 del
>>297532
you might lose your bond


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 11:47:39 [Preview] No.297534 del
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NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 11:48:01 [Preview] No.297535 del
>>297532
Ask mum and dad for permission first.


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 11:48:32 [Preview] No.297536 del
>>297533
I could paint over it


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 11:49:10 [Preview] No.297537 del
>>297536
fuck it
go on then


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 11:51:47 [Preview] No.297538 del
Yeah I’m not sure I’m the biggest fan of benzos. I’m basically just retarded. It’s not that great


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 11:54:02 [Preview] No.297539 del
>>297538
> I’m basically just retarded
IKTF


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 11:55:47 [Preview] No.297540 del
>>297538
Nothing out of the ordinary


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 12:02:03 [Preview] No.297541 del
7.2 standos


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 12:18:28 [Preview] No.297542 del
>sister texts me asks how I'm doing
>she stops responding mid convo


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 12:19:25 [Preview] No.297543 del
>>297542
She knows you haven't killed yourself yet. She has all she needs or wants from you.


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 12:21:30 [Preview] No.297544 del


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 12:26:11 [Preview] No.297545 del
Might bust open the ketttle sea salts


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 12:27:41 [Preview] No.297546 del
>>297545
Good choice.


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 12:27:50 [Preview] No.297547 del
You neets overestimate the power of valium. Got bored having a wank, gonna eat and watch the second half of a brad pit spy movie and go to bed


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 12:30:15 [Preview] No.297548 del
>>297547
You are a seasoned veteran of the boonglyfe. Not surprised it doesn't do much for you.


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 12:46:10 [Preview] No.297549 del
8.4 standos


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 13:09:57 [Preview] No.297550 del
>>297547
>valium
It does nothing for me


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 13:22:55 [Preview] No.297551 del
neet space station


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 13:23:05 [Preview] No.297552 del
>>297534
BBQ and chilli doesn't compare.


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 13:24:15 [Preview] No.297553 del


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 13:24:42 [Preview] No.297554 del
Wide awake. I hate this shit.


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 13:25:24 [Preview] No.297555 del
>>297551
0 g bulge


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 13:28:28 [Preview] No.297556 del
NEET spice station


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 13:33:26 [Preview] No.297557 del
>>297555
10.8 standos


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 13:34:17 [Preview] No.297558 del
>>297557
Is it helping you sleep?


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 13:34:59 [Preview] No.297559 del
>>297558
I wish I was monk
but yes it does intially


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 13:53:45 [Preview] No.297560 del
Milo ice cream


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 14:04:51 [Preview] No.297561 del
12.0 standos


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 14:21:17 [Preview] No.297562 del
Weber's middle name is Stavros.


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 14:25:25 [Preview] No.297563 del
>>297562
That's his brother in law.


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 14:33:58 [Preview] No.297564 del
13.2 standos


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 14:37:27 [Preview] No.297565 del
>>297564
That's enough. Go to bed.


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 14:39:58 [Preview] No.297566 del
>>297565
once I finish this movie


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 15:15:32 [Preview] No.297567 del
14.4 standos


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 16:03:05 [Preview] No.297568 del
15.6 standos


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 16:41:44 [Preview] No.297569 del
16.8 standos


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 17:06:27 [Preview] No.297570 del
`18 styansoa


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 19:41:30 [Preview] No.297571 del
Good morning neets.
>>297570
...and that was the last post ever made by monk before his disappearance.


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 20:22:02 [Preview] No.297572 del
mordning all


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 20:27:28 [Preview] No.297573 del
>>297572
>>297571
Good morning friends.


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 20:28:12 [Preview] No.297574 del
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Based Grannybot


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 21:16:42 [Preview] No.297575 del
>>297572
reeeeeee

>>297571
>>297572
>>297573
Good morning NEETs. I had to wash the dogs this morning and somehow we finished that and took them for a walk while having breakfast before it all started.


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 21:27:07 [Preview] No.297576 del
>'There's going to be hell to pay': Church of Satan threatens to 'hex' arsonist who burned down their famous 'Halloween House' owned by 'dark Martha Stewart' who performed NY state's first same-sex, Satanic wedding
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9156987/Church-Satan-promises-hex-arsonist-burned-famous-New-York-Halloween-House.html


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 21:28:27 [Preview] No.297577 del
>>297574
Based.


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 21:31:31 [Preview] No.297578 del
>'She has taken over my life': Drag Queen, 27, reveals how his glamorous on-stage alter-ego threatens who he is as a man - but admits he can never walk away from her
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-9130925/Drag-Queen-27-reveals-glamorous-stage-alter-ego-threatens-man.html


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 21:42:29 [Preview] No.297579 del
Standards and benzos make it very difficult to wake up. Nevertheless I’m well rested and ready to attack the day.
Aiming for 0 standards tonight.


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 21:47:36 [Preview] No.297580 del
>>297579
>Standards and benzos make it very difficult to wake up
We told you not to mix them. Benzos are bad enough on their own.


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 21:48:33 [Preview] No.297581 del
>>297579
>Aiming for 0 standards tonight.
I hope so.


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 21:49:12 [Preview] No.297582 del
>>297579
>Aiming for 0 standards tonight.
kek


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 22:03:07 [Preview] No.297583 del
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Gonna head down to woolies to grab some bread and vegies. You neets want anything?


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 22:05:14 [Preview] No.297584 del
>>297583
30kg of monster please


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 22:11:58 [Preview] No.297585 del
>>297583
30kg rice please.


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 22:21:55 [Preview] No.297586 del
>>297583
30kg of tendies please.


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 22:48:48 [Preview] No.297588 del
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I feel tired.


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 22:49:21 [Preview] No.297589 del
>>297587
Hearty kek


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 23:02:40 [Preview] No.297592 del
>>297590
keke fukn pigs.


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 23:06:33 [Preview] No.297593 del
Possum placed a harmonica in my mouth instead of a ballgag once.

*spank*
*harmonica noise*


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 23:08:06 [Preview] No.297594 del
GitHub has unfired the Jewish employee who mentioned the Nazis in the Capitol in the team Slack, and instead has parted with the person who fired him.

https://github.blog/2021-01-17-update-on-an-employee-matter/


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 23:09:30 [Preview] No.297595 del
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Deep into organizing the big move. Had the nerves this morning, bravery ebbs and flows. Being able to do what you know needs to be done despite it getting pretty uncomfy. I hope I dont have to start shedding too much gear, I was thinking about my comics book collection that I havent perused since I got broadband.

tfw increased risk.


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 23:12:15 [Preview] No.297596 del
>>297595
Where are you going?


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 23:14:42 [Preview] No.297597 del
>>297596
Two or three hours drive from here, either to the bush or up the coast.
Out of the city I grew up in basically.


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 23:16:42 [Preview] No.297598 del
>>297597
So you haven't decided yet?


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 23:23:11 [Preview] No.297599 del
>>297598
Phase one is to move out and start squatting the gully


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 23:24:32 [Preview] No.297600 del
>>297599
are you the 'preparing for the collapse' guy?


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 23:40:44 [Preview] No.297601 del
>>297600
Western civilisation isn't gonna end with a bang, but with a whimper.


NEET 01/17/2021 (Sun) 23:42:30 [Preview] No.297602 del
>>297590
kek

>>297591
I wonder how long it took them to remove it.

>>297594
>Employees are free to express concerns about Nazis, antisemitism, white supremacy or any other form of discrimination or harassment in internal discussions. We expect all employees to be respectful, professional, and follow GitHub policies on discrimination and harassment.
I wonder what that means? From what I understand it typically means that you don't discuss it but raising concerns is fine?

I wonder what the HR drone will do now with such a public departure.

>>297595
Good luck. Keep us updated.


NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 00:02:43 [Preview] No.297603 del
Good Morning Neets.

Slept in. Now I am in flavourtown.


NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 00:03:22 [Preview] No.297604 del
Good Morning Neets.

Sailed in. Now I am in harbourtown.


NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 00:03:58 [Preview] No.297605 del
>>297603
Good morning Nuro.

>>297604
Good morning NEET.


NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 00:11:53 [Preview] No.297606 del
Killing it at the wage this morning
Rage free


NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 00:15:09 [Preview] No.297607 del
>>297606
Well done.


NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 00:20:08 [Preview] No.297608 del
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>>297606
Wage against the machine.


NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 00:22:39 [Preview] No.297609 del
>>297603
Your body gets used to the salt in your food, just like a codeine addict gets a tolerance for the +'s.


NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 00:23:14 [Preview] No.297610 del
Having a ginger beer. Waiting on a steak burger and chips.


NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 00:26:02 [Preview] No.297611 del
Me and Weber used to play MTG together during the late 90s.


NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 00:29:23 [Preview] No.297612 del
>>297610
A lovely feed.


NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 00:30:15 [Preview] No.297613 del
>>297604
Your body gets used to the sea in your day, just like a salt addict gets a tolerance for the sodium.


NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 00:46:51 [Preview] No.297614 del
Having tempura chicken nuggets for lunch


NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 00:49:51 [Preview] No.297615 del
>>297614
How many?


NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 00:50:29 [Preview] No.297616 del
>>297612
It was very good. Steak, bacon, egg, cheese, tomato, lettuce, and relish.


NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 00:51:26 [Preview] No.297617 del
>>297615
Don't know


NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 00:52:10 [Preview] No.297618 del
>>297617
Twelve (12) is your limit.


NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 00:52:38 [Preview] No.297619 del
>>297616
Good to hear.

The one that can annoy me is when they don't give a fuck about the ingredients placement on the bun and slap them on.


NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 00:54:42 [Preview] No.297620 del
>>297619
This was prepared with care and came with a skewer to hold it together.


NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 00:55:40 [Preview] No.297621 del
Mwave has finally acknowledged the CPU pump is dodgy but delayed a refund until they could test it as a faulty, despite saying they would give a refund when it is returned. They are saying the cable outside of jacket is normal, despite my concerns the cable was very taut (to plug it in required you to position your hands on either side of the case) and it was in contact with CPU back plate.


NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 00:56:34 [Preview] No.297622 del
>>297621
Mwave more like Nwave cos they're niggers


NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 00:59:23 [Preview] No.297623 del
>>297622
There was a rude tone in his last message that he had to accept it was a fault in the product. I was going to write an angry response but choose a more calm approach of asking questions. Such as, what is the refund for because I don't exactly know.

What annoys me as well is you have to use their website to respond to their ticket not like most companies where you can reply to the email and that is lodged in the ticket as the customer response.


NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 00:59:47 [Preview] No.297624 del
>>297609
shut up


NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 00:59:57 [Preview] No.297625 del
>>297618
Tempura chicken nuggets taste nice which means that I need to eat a lot of them because they are enjoyable


NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 01:00:20 [Preview] No.297626 del
>>297621
did you get an AIO ?


NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 01:01:53 [Preview] No.297627 del
>>297623
>>297621
PC builders will always cut corners to save a buck. I bought PC back in 2014 premade, it didn't have any issues like the ones you're facing, but all the parts they were the cheapest they could find


NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 01:05:45 [Preview] No.297628 del
Princess Diana woulda loved air fryers


NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 01:08:58 [Preview] No.297629 del
>>297628
They are the best thing since sliced bread


NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 01:09:14 [Preview] No.297630 del
>>297626
Yes.

>>297627
I upgraded a lot of the parts provided and that increased the price for that reason. What annoys me is the cable management elsewhere is perfect. It isn't even awkward installation for CPU cooler because there is a 2cm gap between the screws and the cooler attached to the CPU (remove one of those screws would have meant they didn't have to make the cable extremely taut). It is just incompetence and they have a "fault free" guarantee about the build that has failed within three months. Then telling me I could have brought the computer in to get fixed despite it taking them originally two weeks to respond to the ticket.


NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 01:14:33 [Preview] No.297631 del
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https://www.justice.gov/opa/page/file/1355921/download

>This defendant, an avowed white supremacist, wore his court-ordered ankle bracelet to Trump’s speech on the Ellipse and then to the Capitol on January 6th.
>He told his probation officer he would be distributing bibles with the Gideons that day.


NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 01:16:10 [Preview] No.297632 del
>>297631
Did they change his bail conditions?


NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 01:18:59 [Preview] No.297633 del
>>297632
He violated whatever his state bail conditions were, which means a trip back to prison for the time being.


NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 01:26:44 [Preview] No.297634 del
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Feeling very lonely this morning.
I know that no matter what I do I will always be a miserable failure and therefore unwanted by any woman.


NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 01:29:11 [Preview] No.297636 del
>>297634
>Feeling very lonely this morning.
Have a wank.

>I will always be a miserable failure
At what exactly? That seems to be what you need to work on

>>297635
I didn't like that article and closed it after I saw a few of those pictures.


NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 01:30:21 [Preview] No.297637 del
>>297636
>At what exactly
Anything.


NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 01:32:38 [Preview] No.297638 del
>>297611
Possum made me perform a lewd act involving a pack of mythic rare cards once.


NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 01:33:34 [Preview] No.297639 del
Nuro received a Turing Award once.


NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 01:34:19 [Preview] No.297640 del
The refresh button keeps disappearing and the auto-refresh countdown keeps spazzing out.


NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 01:35:10 [Preview] No.297641 del
>>297640
stop picking on it


NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 01:35:21 [Preview] No.297642 del
>>297637
Find something specific to work on or find a professional who can help you address it.


NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 01:35:21 [Preview] No.297643 del
>>297639
im rather proud of quantitized geometrodynamics


NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 01:35:56 [Preview] No.297644 del
>>297640
Uncheck the tick box, then check it again.


NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 01:37:54 [Preview] No.297645 del
>>297643
Wowwee nuro, for someone that doesn't know single variable calculus nor any group theory, you sure are knowledgeable on maths and physics!


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NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 01:39:36 [Preview] No.297647 del
>>297644
That doesn't work for me. Changing the layout can help though it is unreliable in its ability to do so.


NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 01:40:51 [Preview] No.297648 del
>>297603
>flavourtown
What did you do? Throw a hunk of meat in the oven or put an olive on a bit of bread?


NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 01:43:39 [Preview] No.297649 del
I made pancakes this morning. Female roommate has run off with the baking powder (long story) so I used bicarb soda with a little bit of lemon juice instead. It worked fine.
Going to have a second (2nd) coffee and then get cracking on the day.


NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 01:47:37 [Preview] No.297651 del
>>297645
stop larping you silly bug


NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 01:48:07