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NEET General #298 - Off To Rehab Edition NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 03:14:41 [Preview] No. 297732
Have you ever been to rehab or have you ever seen a psychologist/psychiatrist that has resulted in a positive health outcome?

OLD: >>296739

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 03:17:30 [Preview] No.297735 del

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 03:24:07 [Preview] No.297751 del

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 03:25:33 [Preview] No.297752 del
Blessed meme.

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 03:26:09 [Preview] No.297753 del
I heard nuro use the terms "problematic", "toxic" and "dumpster fire" once.

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 03:26:55 [Preview] No.297754 del
Weber dropped the most abominable, foul smelling shit in my toilet and didn't flush once.

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 03:27:02 [Preview] No.297755 del
In a sequence or as a set?

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 03:27:27 [Preview] No.297756 del
Did the smell get to you?

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 03:29:04 [Preview] No.297757 del
I did flush but it wouldn't go down.

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 03:31:31 [Preview] No.297758 del
Protein-neet started quoting FBI Table 43A in front of Cruisey's in-laws once.

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 03:31:40 [Preview] No.297759 del
In a sequence converging to based.

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 03:33:45 [Preview] No.297760 del
>tfw severe beer sweats

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 03:34:57 [Preview] No.297761 del
Weber used a spherical bessel function to model the jiggle of my moobs once.

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 03:35:59 [Preview] No.297762 del

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 03:37:09 [Preview] No.297763 del
i prefer to use the word "abortion" in all those use cases

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 03:41:12 [Preview] No.297764 del
I might go abort this monstrous shit into the toilet.

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 03:43:45 [Preview] No.297765 del
But now I laugh and pull so hard, see you swinging on the gallows pole, yeah
But now I laugh and pull so hard, see you swinging on the gallows pole, pole, pole
Swingin' on the gallows pole!
Swingin' on the gallows pole!
Swingin' on the gallows pole!
Swingin' on the gallows pole!

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 03:45:18 [Preview] No.297766 del
They told him to stop citing seppo poofter sports.

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 03:50:27 [Preview] No.297767 del
Remember to flush.

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 03:52:32 [Preview] No.297768 del
>There are some neets on here who actually flush their toilets rather than using the natural approach and letting gravity do its work when sufficient mass is piled up.

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 03:53:59 [Preview] No.297769 del
(75.75 MB 1280x720 720.mp4)

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 03:57:36 [Preview] No.297770 del

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 04:01:52 [Preview] No.297771 del
>There are "neets" here who actually bother going to the toilet and risk missing a once in a lifetime event on the gen like overuse of a dead meme or a nuro spergout

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 04:03:57 [Preview] No.297772 del
Please post a YouTube link next time the size of files load slowly.

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 04:05:39 [Preview] No.297773 del
Pretty sure the first one isn't on youtube.
Second one is here:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=XQrM51Ku8lM [Embed]

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 04:07:08 [Preview] No.297774 del
>nuro spergout

i am reformed shitballs

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 04:07:40 [Preview] No.297775 del
ur doin it naow

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 04:08:32 [Preview] No.297776 del

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 04:19:01 [Preview] No.297777 del
Nuro is eliminating the bugs who question him. Nuro shouldn't be questioned.

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 04:20:32 [Preview] No.297778 del
https://www.bitchute.com/video/b5gvzWneSYYj/ [Embed]

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 04:31:08 [Preview] No.297779 del
I'm out of ritalin

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 04:31:28 [Preview] No.297780 del
Straight to the psychiatrist.

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 04:35:24 [Preview] No.297781 del

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 04:36:45 [Preview] No.297782 del

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 04:37:38 [Preview] No.297783 del
Swinging into action.

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 04:41:03 [Preview] No.297784 del
Next appointment is in February. I'll be switching to my dexamfetamine supply cache for the meantime

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 04:45:35 [Preview] No.297785 del
Back from rehab. More scripts for seroquel and valium. I've got plenty of both now.
Got to see a GP specialising in drug and alcohol issues. I was fairly honest, except for the part where I'd smoked meth before. Didn't wanna ring any alarms.
I was totally honest about the drinking of course, and he knew all about its interactions with insomnia and whatnot. He, like the doctor at the hospital, was surprised I'd been taking seroquel for so long. Other than that there's really not much to say. Got a script for campral, to take the cravings away.

Getting some bloodwork done before returning in 3 weeks and maybe setting up something with a psychiatrist there to see if I'm a proper bipolar spaz. But yeah, the plan now is to basically just replace drinking with the valium, and try to cut back as is appropriate on the seroquel. If the valium takes away the need to drink, I think the process will be easier than I had first imagined. I feel a lot more positive now that I've got a move on with changing my prescription. Dunno what the fuck was happening with my mind last week. I'm almost sure its the big benders that send me schitz.
There were so many junkies and ratty looking cunts there that I probably looked like a staff member.

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 04:46:03 [Preview] No.297786 del
Rest of the carton has been tipped down the sink.

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 04:49:21 [Preview] No.297787 del
>except for the part where I'd smoked meth before
This is news to me
>was surprised I'd been taking seroquel for so long
What did he think about its use for sleep?
>the plan now is to basically just replace drinking with the valium
Did they say for how long?

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 04:51:08 [Preview] No.297788 del
He said it was probably prescribed for mood stabilisation and I agreed, he said it was a shit sleep aid, and I agreed.
He gave me 50 valiums, and I still have maybe 15, and I'll likely get more when I go back. Hopefully the whole process doesn't take more than 6 months.

For the best. Is that you, 18 standards NEET?

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 04:51:37 [Preview] No.297789 del
Good luck Monk. We will know you are doing better once you stop viewing medical help as a way for you to score drugs, and instead you resolve to actually quit drinking.

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 04:51:41 [Preview] No.297790 del
Sounds positive. Do you have another appointment with them?

>I probably looked like a staff member.
A chad psychiatrist.

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 04:53:47 [Preview] No.297791 del
>18 standards NEET?
Yep was a very stupid move. Should have listened to the sensible neets.

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 05:06:36 [Preview] No.297792 del
Good work mate.
23 degrees today in Shitbourne, craving some Hungry Jack's.

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 05:13:15 [Preview] No.297793 del
>craving some Hungry Jack's
Have a whopper!

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 05:22:03 [Preview] No.297794 del
>50 valiums, and I still have maybe 15
How long you been taking them for?

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 05:28:58 [Preview] No.297795 del
Could really go a double smokey bbq angus meal.

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 05:29:53 [Preview] No.297796 del
Eat that angus!

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 05:30:44 [Preview] No.297797 del
I'm leaning more towards a baconator.

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 05:34:47 [Preview] No.297798 del
2 days.

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 05:38:32 [Preview] No.297799 del
It's good that you're linked in with a good GP that you can see on the regular. No more having to worry about the pajeet doctors

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 05:39:34 [Preview] No.297800 del
>18 valiums a day
Are you taking these orally?

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 05:41:54 [Preview] No.297801 del
Are you going standard free tonight?

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 05:43:20 [Preview] No.297802 del
You’ll be doing equally stupid shit without any recollection on more than 3 valiums a day. Don’t get stuck in benzo land

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 05:44:34 [Preview] No.297804 del
Benzos are a hell of a drug to get off, be careful NEET.

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 05:45:19 [Preview] No.297805 del

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 05:47:04 [Preview] No.297806 del
Monk got 50 new valiums and still has 15 of the original 20 he got from the other doctor. He has not taken 35 valiums in two days.

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 05:47:25 [Preview] No.297807 del
I got confused with this post >>297805 please ignore.

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 05:47:39 [Preview] No.297808 del
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NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 05:48:13 [Preview] No.297809 del
Yeah, reading comprehension fail. But we wanted it to be true.

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 05:48:39 [Preview] No.297810 del
Hearty kek

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 05:49:14 [Preview] No.297811 del
>But we wanted it to be true.
I don't. I want him to get control of his life and cut down most of the boongery.

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 05:51:03 [Preview] No.297812 del
Do you go by another NEETname, HeartyKekNEET?

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 05:53:44 [Preview] No.297813 del
Enrolled in a short course and exam certification today and brought some hardware for the lab exercises.
Going to try and knock a few more certs out before I leave the sheltered workshop in July.

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 05:55:11 [Preview] No.297814 del
A kek is a good laugh while a hearty laugh is a hearty kek

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 05:55:46 [Preview] No.297815 del
Call me TikTokNEET. I love her so much.

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 05:56:12 [Preview] No.297816 del
“We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... and also a quart of goon, a quart of bundy, a case of longnecks, a pint of raw ether and two dozen amyls...The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon.”
― Possum, My First Night at a Neet Council Meeting

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 05:56:53 [Preview] No.297817 del
>Enrolled in a short course and exam certification today
What is the name of the course?

>Going to try and knock a few more certs out
Good luck.

>the sheltered workshop in July.
Any specific reason for the month?

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 05:58:26 [Preview] No.297818 del
We can't stop here! This is white cunts country!

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 05:59:59 [Preview] No.297819 del
>What is the name of the course?
OSWP or 'WiFu'. I have two of the other certifications from that organisation, so I might as well get the rest.

>Good luck.
Thank you.

>Any specific reason for the month?
I started there on July 3 2017.
I will have been there four years, and everything I have read says that if you haven't progressed in three to four years you aren't going to.

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 06:02:25 [Preview] No.297820 del
>so I might as well get the rest.
Please keep us updated on how it goes and what you think of the assessment. I will be interested to hear what you think.

>I will have been there four years,
Good decision. Are you going to do it suddenly by turning in the notice or give them more notice than two weeks?

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 06:06:37 [Preview] No.297821 del
I am required to give them 4 weeks notice.

I have a half-yearly review with my manager on the 29th of this month, so I might mention I am thinking of moving on later in the year.

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 06:08:44 [Preview] No.297822 del
Even if the rumour of the large valium intake is false my point still stands.

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 06:25:44 [Preview] No.297823 del

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 06:26:14 [Preview] No.297824 del
Have a wank.

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 06:28:36 [Preview] No.297825 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=b8nOUpj85FE [Embed]

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 06:38:16 [Preview] No.297826 del
Noice. Although I've read about that course and it sounds kinda disappointing compared to the OSCP.

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 06:40:06 [Preview] No.297827 del
>progressed in three to four years you aren't going to.
What were you going to get promoted to?

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 06:40:59 [Preview] No.297828 del
Been a regular/daily user of ausneets for 3 and a half years.

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 06:41:48 [Preview] No.297829 del
Yeah. Already got that though.
Just want something easy to get back into things.

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 06:43:53 [Preview] No.297830 del
I don't know. There was a senior position in the security team I didn't get. They hired the faggy twat instead.
Various other people have been in my larger division less time than me and have had temporary assignments to higher positions and the like.
It is what it is. Time to recognise that and move on.

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 06:43:56 [Preview] No.297831 del
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it's crazy how fast time is going

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 06:44:09 [Preview] No.297832 del
Did you look at the OSEP and the other new certification offensive security is rolling out?

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 06:45:38 [Preview] No.297833 del
I shouldn't encourage you, but kek.

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 06:46:21 [Preview] No.297834 del
I need to do some reading, but I have OSCP and the older OSCE, which I think has been replaced?

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 06:46:46 [Preview] No.297835 del
pop pop ret

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 06:49:51 [Preview] No.297836 del
They're going to make people get 3 certs to qualify as OSCE - the OSEP (which sounds like the old OSCE), the web one (AWAE), and a soon to be released one on windows userland exploitation.

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 06:55:06 [Preview] No.297837 del
Sunset gremlins

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 06:56:09 [Preview] No.297838 del
Imodium them!

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 07:03:39 [Preview] No.297839 del
> I probably looked like a staff member.
Lets keep it that way.
No more thongs and jeans, and daily boonglyf.

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 07:04:34 [Preview] No.297840 del
You're making me hungry.

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 07:06:13 [Preview] No.297841 del
Fucking on call.
The italian milf has called and found out I'm on this week, and now text me four times.

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 07:07:15 [Preview] No.297842 del
Go and see her.

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 07:07:31 [Preview] No.297843 del

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 07:08:04 [Preview] No.297844 del
You're now an old man.

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 07:08:44 [Preview] No.297845 del
You go see her.

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 07:08:47 [Preview] No.297846 del
I wear thongs everywhere, boong style. I own 3 pairs of shoes, plus thongs.

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 07:09:15 [Preview] No.297847 del
You need a good pair of slippers.

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 07:13:07 [Preview] No.297848 del
She loves you. How is old protein receiving gal going?

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 07:17:31 [Preview] No.297849 del
The local is calling me, I can taste the schooners

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 07:27:15 [Preview] No.297850 del
I go through thongs too quick.
I have a fancy pair of tommy hillfinger ones that have lasted but that's because they're made out of tyre tread and are uncomfortable.

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 07:27:51 [Preview] No.297851 del
She text me the other day saying she could hear fireworks. I didn't reply.

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 07:28:09 [Preview] No.297852 del
Sit your arse down.

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 07:28:52 [Preview] No.297853 del
She wanted to be banged into the new year.

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 07:29:05 [Preview] No.297854 del
only mongs wear thongs

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 07:29:33 [Preview] No.297855 del
i really should've dropped off a bag of choof.

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 07:29:51 [Preview] No.297856 del
I took a page out of Monk's chad playbook and installed tinder, ended up matching with an okay 5/10 girl and had a pretty decent conversation with her, asked her for her number in my last message. We'll see how this goes gf2021 is off to a better start than previous years. Think I'll go and get that baconator soon.

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 07:31:28 [Preview] No.297857 del
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Get yourself a few pairs of these.
The oversized ones are good.

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 07:31:43 [Preview] No.297858 del
g-flagon g-flagon g-flagon

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 07:31:55 [Preview] No.297859 del
Get it in a hunger tamer.

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 07:32:18 [Preview] No.297860 del
Yeah, I've had some of those. They're the only ones that are bearable. The rest hurt like fuck.

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 07:32:20 [Preview] No.297861 del
fragrant neet stick

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 07:32:50 [Preview] No.297862 del
my statement stands though
unless you're at the beach or in a camp shower block, thongs are for mongs

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 07:33:02 [Preview] No.297863 del
Let us know how fat she is when you meet her in person.

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 07:33:18 [Preview] No.297864 del
Good luck.

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 07:34:07 [Preview] No.297865 del
The normal black and white ones break too often and the soles are too weak.

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 07:34:33 [Preview] No.297866 del
What do you do when you are too lazy to lace up shoes?

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 07:35:38 [Preview] No.297867 del
i have velcro dunlops

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 07:36:21 [Preview] No.297868 del
I think I might do that.
She has pictures in her profile with her entire body visible and from those it's obvious that she's a bit chubby.
Thanks NEET.

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 07:36:23 [Preview] No.297869 del
Not very breathy.

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 07:38:31 [Preview] No.297870 del
Well done NEET!

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 07:38:51 [Preview] No.297871 del
Yeah well they look fucking great with a charcoal or navy business suit.

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 07:39:43 [Preview] No.297872 del
You NEETs need to get yourselves some crocs. They've changed my life.

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 07:40:25 [Preview] No.297873 del
Nuro is more a sandal man, I can tell.

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 07:40:32 [Preview] No.297874 del
Disgusting. Velcro KT26s are where it's at. Dress them up, dress them down. The ladies love them.

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 07:40:46 [Preview] No.297875 del
So do velcro dunlops.

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 07:40:53 [Preview] No.297876 del
Buy ones a size larger than you need, leave the laces always tied up, and use them as slip ons.

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 07:41:24 [Preview] No.297877 del
This is why you need some comfy slippers.

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 07:41:33 [Preview] No.297878 del
That's what I just said, dickhead.

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 07:42:00 [Preview] No.297879 del
Get some Grosbys

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 07:42:39 [Preview] No.297880 del
I think Monsters and alcohol are contraindicated.

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 07:44:53 [Preview] No.297881 del
Moccasin slippers are what you need.

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 07:45:17 [Preview] No.297882 del
Calm down you froot loop.

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 07:45:49 [Preview] No.297883 del
Having a schooner
Only true chads wear thongs btw, shoes are for weak bitches

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 07:45:52 [Preview] No.297884 del

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 07:46:29 [Preview] No.297885 del
Speaking of weak bitches, so much for no alcohol tonight.

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 07:47:01 [Preview] No.297886 del
Doctors orders.

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 07:47:30 [Preview] No.297887 del
Almost a record.

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 07:48:08 [Preview] No.297888 del
I wear pink thongs

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 07:48:47 [Preview] No.297889 del
What sort of footwear though?

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 07:49:36 [Preview] No.297890 del
Chad wear

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 07:58:14 [Preview] No.297891 del
Second schooner was half price because I’m a regular.
Patience pays off in the end

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 07:58:21 [Preview] No.297892 del
>Nuro is more a sandal man, I can tell.


i am actually a puma speedcat man for lyfe

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 07:59:32 [Preview] No.297893 del
That is not an open footwear option.

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 07:59:40 [Preview] No.297894 del
10 standards later...

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 07:59:55 [Preview] No.297895 del
New medication in last day isn't written on the medication chart.

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 08:00:14 [Preview] No.297896 del
That wasn't in your trip report.

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 08:00:55 [Preview] No.297897 del
you don't drive...

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 08:02:25 [Preview] No.297898 del
Jordan Peterson says after his benzo withdrawals: “I couldn‘t type because I couldn’t remember how to put my hands on the keyboard … I couldn’t do up buttons … one night I got up to use the washroom, I couldn’t remember how to lay down. I tried for several minutes. I couldn’t remember the sequence of actions that would enable me to lay down”.
Clearly the trick is to never stop using them.

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 08:03:13 [Preview] No.297899 del
im Home Neets

Feeling wierd all day, had a huge binge the past few days, managed to get out for a ride and just felt numb. really need a haircut too

Cant help but feel massive anxiety with the presence in DC. This is the end of the republic ia macalling it. This week is going to suck i can tell. my best strategy is score some weed (i havent smoked for months) and have a break from the booze and try and eat healthy.

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 08:03:16 [Preview] No.297900 del
ol' grandpa benzo

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 08:03:34 [Preview] No.297901 del
couldn't remember how to wash his penis

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 08:04:46 [Preview] No.297902 del
um yeah i do, why is your chinese communist party file on me so horrendously out of date ?

if you were in my agency i would fire your incompetent arse

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 08:05:26 [Preview] No.297903 del
There are huge swathes of the USA that DGAF what happens in Washington or Commiefornia.
That ex-Marine sniper boss of mine is living in potato country in Idaho and doesn't have to worry about anything. Population is just good, hard working white people.

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 08:08:28 [Preview] No.297904 del
Nuro might take my place as resident boong

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 08:10:03 [Preview] No.297905 del
Once a boong always a boong

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 08:11:01 [Preview] No.297906 del
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Get some Piloti's.
I think they were embarrassed about Lancia, so you probably can't get some Lancia branded ones.

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 08:11:32 [Preview] No.297907 del
But once a Knight is enough

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 08:16:33 [Preview] No.297908 del
Fuck, some cunt having a heart attack while a med error is going on.

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 08:17:17 [Preview] No.297909 del
What’s a Med error? Could you handle this if you were boonged and choofed?

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 08:20:15 [Preview] No.297910 del
I had a little choof.

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 08:26:56 [Preview] No.297911 del
Evening Nuro.

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 08:32:16 [Preview] No.297912 del
Sorted it all out.
Hopefully that's it for tonight.

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 08:40:29 [Preview] No.297913 del
Got a long neck to take away.
An approximate total of 5.7 standards. I'll open it later as a nightcap.
Gonna do the dishes, heat up a meal, and maybe crank out some work. Forgot to call the electrician about the kitchen exhaust today.

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 08:41:37 [Preview] No.297914 del
5.7 is an improvement.
Good stuff.

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 08:42:15 [Preview] No.297915 del
That's better.

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 08:43:12 [Preview] No.297916 del
New batteries?

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 08:43:51 [Preview] No.297917 del
It is, but a bit too close to the 8 that a 6 pack would be.
It's probably all negligible and not worth worrying about anyway.
Probably best to taper a bit after yesterdays ~14 too.

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 08:44:36 [Preview] No.297918 del
There might be some left in the elbow under the sink.

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 08:46:44 [Preview] No.297919 del
lol well bantered.

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 08:50:27 [Preview] No.297920 del
>tfw none of you even asked about how I saved a med incident becoming an error or a man from having a heart attack

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 08:51:46 [Preview] No.297921 del
Nuro called me a bitch nigger once.

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 08:52:04 [Preview] No.297922 del
Wtf is a med error cunt
Go on then, tell us. You didn't answer my question so I thought fuck it

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 08:53:52 [Preview] No.297923 del
You didn't explain what it meant you boong.

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 08:54:59 [Preview] No.297924 del
Giving someone the wrong meds or too much (double dosing etc.).

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 08:55:33 [Preview] No.297925 del
Was your company at fault for the dosing mishap?

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 08:55:34 [Preview] No.297926 del
Fucking hell, I still act interested when you faggots go on about C++ shit.

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 08:55:38 [Preview] No.297927 del
How did you remedy that?

Doctor Cruisey

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 08:56:37 [Preview] No.297928 del
Nah, fuck ya's.
I don't need your sympathetic attention.

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 08:59:01 [Preview] No.297929 del
Please keep posting.

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 08:59:18 [Preview] No.297930 del
You've said that before.

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 09:00:20 [Preview] No.297931 del

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 09:00:36 [Preview] No.297932 del
What a spergout.

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 09:00:57 [Preview] No.297933 del
>tfw going to find somewhere where I can download some Swedish Dicks

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 09:01:21 [Preview] No.297934 del
I wish I could dance like this

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 09:02:09 [Preview] No.297935 del
There are many instances of deja vu on this board.

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 09:02:22 [Preview] No.297936 del
He's awful.

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 09:03:22 [Preview] No.297937 del
NEETs during the sperg out on the right

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 09:06:22 [Preview] No.297938 del
I'm reporting your company to ACA

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 09:06:40 [Preview] No.297939 del
I used to watch Toasted TV.

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 09:06:42 [Preview] No.297940 del
Think work is gonna be a driving force in cutting out the boongin' for a bit.
Working on a 1.8 million dollar deal with the boomer sales prick. I could potentially fuck it up if I'm not on point and spending the first half of the day hungover watching youtube videos and shitposting.

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 09:07:06 [Preview] No.297941 del
Yeah. Monglife.
They called again to say that a lady going in for a colonoscopy has shit everywhere. They needed my approval to send a worker in..?

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 09:07:11 [Preview] No.297942 del
doesn't seem too hard

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 09:07:49 [Preview] No.297943 del
>They needed my approval to send a worker in..?
into her arse?

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 09:08:20 [Preview] No.297944 del

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 09:08:31 [Preview] No.297945 del

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 09:08:48 [Preview] No.297946 del
We're best practice tbh.

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 09:10:27 [Preview] No.297947 del
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Send in Tone

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 09:10:35 [Preview] No.297948 del


NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 09:11:46 [Preview] No.297949 del
I hate my flag.

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 09:11:47 [Preview] No.297950 del
Imagine being a young Indian woman whos come to Australia to do a certificate or degree in aged care health related shit, thinking it will secure you a visa and transform your life, only to have cruisey order you to go clean fresh shit off the floor of a doctors practice at 8 oclock on a Monday

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 09:11:49 [Preview] No.297951 del
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> TFW Monk on his 4th valium starts posting tick tock memes

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 09:12:37 [Preview] No.297952 del
Most of them that come over were nurses, but their qualifications don't transfer.

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 09:14:52 [Preview] No.297953 del
You can select "Australia" in the flag drop-down at the top of the page, you mong monger.

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 09:15:26 [Preview] No.297954 del

What monk could've been if he didn't straighten his life out.

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 09:15:43 [Preview] No.297955 del

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 09:16:09 [Preview] No.297956 del

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 09:16:49 [Preview] No.297957 del
I feel like dexies could have easily sent monk into a stim psychosis, he's better off with downers

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 09:20:38 [Preview] No.297958 del
Shitey saved his life by not meeting him.

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 09:22:24 [Preview] No.297959 del
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Going to have a:
- Wank
- Dart
- Meal
- Long neck and valium
- Read of Marcus Aurellius' 'Meditations'
- Mentally picture alternative layouts of my furniture

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 09:24:47 [Preview] No.297960 del
Have another

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 09:27:28 [Preview] No.297961 del
Sliced ham big slices and greek salad in fresh buns for dinner.

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 09:27:34 [Preview] No.297962 del
good night to you all
going to watch moofies

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 09:28:05 [Preview] No.297963 del

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 09:29:51 [Preview] No.297964 del
Kalamata olives are much better than green olives.

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 09:31:38 [Preview] No.297965 del
Yes, they are very tasty.

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 09:34:24 [Preview] No.297966 del
i'm sorry for being a sperg.

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 09:35:15 [Preview] No.297967 del
Good night NEET. Sleep tight.

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 09:35:24 [Preview] No.297968 del
We are still yet to have a good tiktok posted on ausneets.

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 09:35:47 [Preview] No.297969 del
>fresh buns

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 09:35:54 [Preview] No.297970 del
You should download Tiktoks.

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 09:36:09 [Preview] No.297972 del
What does the word sperg even mean anymore? My world was shook yesterday when I found out that Sperg isn't even an actual sperg.

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 09:36:09 [Preview] No.297971 del
That is okay. We all have our moments.

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 09:36:33 [Preview] No.297973 del
That last one was ok

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 09:36:48 [Preview] No.297974 del
I found this recently

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 09:36:57 [Preview] No.297975 del
nite m8

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 09:38:09 [Preview] No.297976 del

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 09:38:47 [Preview] No.297977 del
It's one of the top ones for that music.

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 09:38:57 [Preview] No.297978 del

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 09:40:08 [Preview] No.297979 del
Watching something called 'Pretend It's A City'. As soon as I saw the main lady, I knew it would be something I would be into. A lot of Woody vibes.

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 09:41:32 [Preview] No.297980 del
You're more of an emotional boong tonight than I usually am

Feeling too tired and lazy to have a wank, just gonna sit on the couch and sip this green top. Might even skip the valium. Early night I reckon

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 09:42:00 [Preview] No.297981 del
She's not bad. You could have her running in the background as audio.

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 09:42:16 [Preview] No.297982 del
>Pretend It's A City
8.2/10 on imdb.

>A lot of Woody vibes
Very Jewish.

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 09:43:25 [Preview] No.297983 del
She's like 100% jew without the gear.

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 09:48:09 [Preview] No.297984 del
Hope you get a good nights sleep.

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 09:49:59 [Preview] No.297985 del
Big knock on the door by the gremlins
Never thought I’d say it but I’m keen for daylight savings to end

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 09:51:18 [Preview] No.297986 del
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> webby
> 2024
> neet compound
> (colourised)

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 09:54:03 [Preview] No.297987 del
You can select "UNNA" in the flag drop-down at the top of the page, you mong mongers.

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 09:54:34 [Preview] No.297988 del
Good luck.

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 09:55:49 [Preview] No.297989 del
After watching a bit, I'm not really impressed.
It's been the same joke for 20 mins about people on their phones and not looking where they're going.
Also, Martin Scorsese laughing at her jokes too much is irritating.

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 09:58:44 [Preview] No.297990 del
I wish I could be that motivated.

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 09:59:18 [Preview] No.297991 del
People in the city complaining about the city. Ain't much too it.

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 09:59:35 [Preview] No.297992 del
Why not click it?

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 10:05:30 [Preview] No.297993 del
5mg Valium down the hatch

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 10:09:10 [Preview] No.297994 del
You are becoming redpilled on the Jewish question.

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 10:11:55 [Preview] No.297995 del
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NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 10:13:07 [Preview] No.297996 del
i miss this meme.

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 10:15:13 [Preview] No.297997 del
I still watch this tribute to Dusty and shed a tear or two every now and then. RIP.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=npKZ-W5pUXE [Embed]

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 10:20:00 [Preview] No.297998 del
Good night NEETs. Sleep well.

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 10:20:29 [Preview] No.297999 del
Can't remember why I replied to that post either.

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 10:20:37 [Preview] No.298000 del
Good night NEET

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 10:24:38 [Preview] No.298001 del
I'm going to bed too, going to watch cuntg Fu Hustle.
Good night friends.

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 10:25:14 [Preview] No.298002 del
Good night my friend.

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 10:25:57 [Preview] No.298003 del
>Read of Marcus Aurellius' 'Meditations'
Try listening to the audiobook. Far easier, and you can fall asleep comfy.

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 10:32:00 [Preview] No.298004 del
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Goodnight NEETs

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 10:36:08 [Preview] No.298005 del

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 10:38:57 [Preview] No.298006 del
Gook night. Very ugly one tonight.

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 10:45:17 [Preview] No.298007 del
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NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 11:06:03 [Preview] No.298008 del
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How do I get off this ride? If I switch to chrome, google owns me instead.

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 11:10:55 [Preview] No.298009 del
You need to cut your cords. Get off the internet entirely.

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 11:11:31 [Preview] No.298010 del
vivaldi cunt

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 11:11:50 [Preview] No.298011 del
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vivaldi cunt

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 11:13:17 [Preview] No.298012 del
Got up to have another ham and salad roll.

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 11:14:03 [Preview] No.298013 del

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 11:15:02 [Preview] No.298014 del
No, just raw.
Was going to put some garlic aoili on but didn't.
Might on the next one.

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 11:18:33 [Preview] No.298015 del
Going to have a salami and cheese toastie and a cup of noodles. Back to the wage tomorrow after taking time off for 'personal reasons'. Should have used that time to get healthy. I'm still justed.

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 11:18:37 [Preview] No.298016 del
What sort of ham?

We always had virginian when I was growing up but it seems to have gone out of fashion. It is all about leg ham now. Often glazed.

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 11:19:42 [Preview] No.298017 del
Wage, Wage never changes.
Good luck.

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 11:20:53 [Preview] No.298018 del
Bertocchi Aussie leg ham.
They are very big slices.

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 11:27:42 [Preview] No.298019 del
50mg seroqul down the pill hole.
In bed before 10:30. The reformation has begun.
Goodnight fellow degenerates

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 11:29:30 [Preview] No.298020 del
sleep tight

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 11:30:23 [Preview] No.298021 del
webby sleeps in jeans

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 11:30:55 [Preview] No.298022 del
Good night. Well done. Sleep well.

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 11:38:59 [Preview] No.298023 del
hej see you early tomorrow morning

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 12:06:30 [Preview] No.298024 del
Thinking about DSP life. It would be doable if you were frugal. Feel like I'm not made for waging.

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 12:13:34 [Preview] No.298025 del
It's a good fallback to have when the waging gets too much.

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 12:16:03 [Preview] No.298026 del
> it should be doable

famous NEET last words

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 12:17:51 [Preview] No.298027 del
You should get on the DSP nuro

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 12:21:42 [Preview] No.298028 del
no i have dignity we will see how my thumb and elbow surgery goes

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 12:22:57 [Preview] No.298029 del
how long were you on the dole before your friend gave you the charity gig?

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 12:23:02 [Preview] No.298030 del
There's actually more DSP NEETs here than there are JobSeeker NEETs and more wagies than there are DSP NEETs and JobSeeker NEETs combined. Food for thought.

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 12:27:30 [Preview] No.298031 del
yeah so much for being the neet board haha
was a lot more newstart neets a few years ago, lots of memes about WFD and job providers

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 12:36:50 [Preview] No.298032 del
bout three fiddy

and if you look at the federal bulge pensioner spending dwarfs DSP and the unemployed. Food for thought.

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 12:38:22 [Preview] No.298033 del
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um seweety work for the dole is getting replaced with Jab for the dole

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 13:05:55 [Preview] No.298034 del
Today was a great day NEETS.
I bought 6 large matching plastic tubs with lids to store my beans- and now I have all 25KGs of beans neatly sorted and insect proof.
My rice will all fit in another two tubs, and I might go get a few more for all my spices and tea

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 13:19:07 [Preview] No.298036 del

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 13:50:04 [Preview] No.298037 del
Well done BeanNEET. I would like to see a photograph of your stored goods please.

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 14:10:26 [Preview] No.298038 del
Even if I scrub the Exif I'm scared raiders will find me and my beans when SHTF

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 14:24:01 [Preview] No.298039 del
I will put those beans in my sack right next to Tiffin's lemons.

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 14:36:33 [Preview] No.298040 del
Nobody is taking my beans

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 14:55:30 [Preview] No.298041 del
I've got big pair of beans, swinging and swaying into the early hours of the morning.

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 15:44:02 [Preview] No.298043 del
Posting gore on Omegle again NEET

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 16:15:20 [Preview] No.298044 del
Australia as a shitty satanic bowl of lames, salutes you son.

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 18:27:52 [Preview] No.298047 del
Morning neets. 131kg this morning.

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 18:44:40 [Preview] No.298048 del
Good morning NEET. Good news. Keep at it.

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 19:03:30 [Preview] No.298049 del
fuck you

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 19:05:00 [Preview] No.298050 del
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Alizee is 36 years old...

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 19:05:46 [Preview] No.298051 del
She's still fine.

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 19:06:12 [Preview] No.298052 del
Eh and I mean:
>she's soooo damn fiiiiiine

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 19:07:18 [Preview] No.298053 del
Okay, I'm gonna give this another try.
I don't mean:
>she's soooo damn fiiiiiine
I mean just:

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 19:18:24 [Preview] No.298054 del
She's too fine for you.

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 19:28:25 [Preview] No.298055 del
Ouch. French women likes Hungarians.

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 19:49:36 [Preview] No.298056 del
You can afford and need a better model.

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 19:50:17 [Preview] No.298057 del
I wonder if Monk will appear one day.

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 20:01:23 [Preview] No.298058 del
Well I'm not really longing for her or something.

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 20:45:28 [Preview] No.298059 del
is this a compliment or an insult?

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 20:47:01 [Preview] No.298060 del

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 20:58:15 [Preview] No.298061 del

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 21:18:02 [Preview] No.298063 del

Good morning NEETs.

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 21:20:34 [Preview] No.298064 del
>Grandmother, 50, who lowered her age preference to 19 on Tinder after getting divorced is now planning to marry her boyfriend, 22, but admits people mistake her for his mother

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 21:21:18 [Preview] No.298065 del
>5ft 11 man undergoes $75,000 surgery to LENGTHEN his limbs and increase his height by 2in - because he's always dreamed of being tall like his basketball heroes

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 21:23:15 [Preview] No.298066 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Lz5B8fpTiyI [Embed]

>Finally, a REAL tradies calendar: Workers drink VB, smash meat pies and proudly show off their lack of abs to raise mental health awareness

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 21:29:33 [Preview] No.298067 del
NEET calendar when?

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 21:31:57 [Preview] No.298068 del
We should do it like:
January >>297986
February >>297995
March >>298004
April >>298007
May >>298019
June >>298033

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 21:33:12 [Preview] No.298069 del
Motherbot wants a new shed any recommendations for a decent brand that delivers? Motherbot is looking at easysheds at the moment but I want to see if I can find something 3m by 3m with at least 2m height.

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 21:33:33 [Preview] No.298070 del
5.7 standards, 5mg valium, 100mg seroquel in the end. Quite difficult to wake up, many snooze buttons pressed.
Oh well, decently well rested.
Will attempt 4 standards tonight.

Morning. Big day at the wage today, few projects kicking off with everyone back from holidays.

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 21:35:52 [Preview] No.298071 del

>Will attempt 4 standards tonight.
It is good to see the numbers staying the in the single digits.

Good luck at the wage.

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 21:44:07 [Preview] No.298072 del
What is the shed going to store? 3x3 is pretty small.

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 21:44:52 [Preview] No.298073 del
Those chompy binder machines are a fucking pain in the arse. Office NEETs will know what I'm talking about.

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 21:46:12 [Preview] No.298074 del
Get the fruit while it's fresh.

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 21:46:51 [Preview] No.298075 del
Should've gotten that done years ago, although I was always worried it would cripple my legs.

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 21:49:19 [Preview] No.298076 del
Fuark. Why did the ex cop get out of his car armed with his wife's fucking mobile phone?

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 21:50:29 [Preview] No.298077 del
They'll still have better success than me.

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 21:51:36 [Preview] No.298078 del
because he was a retard

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 21:55:15 [Preview] No.298079 del
Reading about the comparative strengths of various benzos. 1mg of clonazepam is reckoned to be equivalent to about 10-20mg of valium.

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 21:56:15 [Preview] No.298080 del
something about how long they last.

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 21:58:39 [Preview] No.298081 del
retired cops can't give up their authoritarian streak

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 21:59:41 [Preview] No.298082 del
1mg was how much I was taking every other night for years. Since it came in 2mg tablets, I figured it wasn't so bad.

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 22:09:03 [Preview] No.298084 del
A ride on lawn mower. Instead of buying something useful like a decent car they bought a ride on lawn mower.


NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 22:11:14 [Preview] No.298085 del
>It was my friends who introduced me to marijuana. I became highly addicted to the drug and I couldn't find a way out. I'd use this drug almost daily to help me face reality.

>Seeing a psychiatrist was the best thing that happened to me. So today I now see a psychiatrist and a psychologist and am working through my traumas one step at a time.
She must loaded with cash to see both simultaneously.

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 22:30:31 [Preview] No.298086 del
>She must loaded with cash to see both simultaneously.
My taxes are paying for this.

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 22:39:24 [Preview] No.298087 del
>I didn't want people, especially those from my own community, to tease me because of my disability. I hid it for so many years.
Did see what her disability was?

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 22:40:37 [Preview] No.298088 del
she's an abbo

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 22:47:54 [Preview] No.298089 del
>I'm a 43-year-old Aboriginal woman from the Wakka Wakka tribe in Cherbourg, Queensland, where I was born and raised.


NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 22:55:19 [Preview] No.298091 del
Its useful to them. Who can fathom the mind of boomers who have retired and done the same with their brains?

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 23:03:09 [Preview] No.298092 del
Zoomers dont know this.

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 23:11:19 [Preview] No.298093 del
I told her once that it was unnecessary. It was hard to mow before because we had some cheap chink lawnmower. I bought at $500-600 brand thing from Bunnings last year that works flawlessly.

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 23:13:26 [Preview] No.298094 del
a ride-on will require a bit more effort for them to maintain too
tyres etc

NEET 01/18/2021 (Mon) 23:23:03 [Preview] No.298095 del
It was just a complete waste of money. I doubt I could have convinced her otherwise though. It pisses me off.

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 00:20:41 [Preview] No.298097 del
I don't understand why they didn't return it.

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 00:20:59 [Preview] No.298098 del
I mean why they did and just didn't throw it out.

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 00:20:59 [Preview] No.298099 del
slow news day. "keddie writes in picture book, parents worried about potential for bad language."

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 00:30:44 [Preview] No.298100 del
I had to bind books with that all the time when I was a ward clerk

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 00:37:41 [Preview] No.298101 del
I have said it once before but there is too much dam talking on ABC Classic.

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 00:47:05 [Preview] No.298102 del
That would make one 2mg pill of clonazepam equivalent to a box of valium.

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 00:47:42 [Preview] No.298103 del
overnight music is the best. there are too many promos and basically ads, plus one of the presenter has some 8 syllable nigger name that shits me to the core.

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 00:48:09 [Preview] No.298104 del
Just spent the last 2 hours trying to figure out why something wouldn't work.
I had forgotten to save the config file with the updated connection string.

Benzo zombification here I come

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 00:54:13 [Preview] No.298105 del
It is.

>Benzo zombification here I come
You need to cut it out as soon as possible.

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 01:01:14 [Preview] No.298106 del
I printed a 400 page document today and bound it with the biggest floopy dooflicky I could find.

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 01:02:18 [Preview] No.298107 del
It has also become far too woke for my liking. The fucking computer game soundtrack show and the interviews with indigneous one-legged lesbians and all teh rest of it.

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 01:03:49 [Preview] No.298108 del
i hope you printed that out sustainably on office paper on the office machine.

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 01:04:59 [Preview] No.298109 del
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Hunting wombats.

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 01:05:03 [Preview] No.298110 del
I fucking hate the cheap arse office paper they use because they are often too stingy to pay $5 extra or so for the carton.

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 01:06:03 [Preview] No.298111 del
Isn't that the brand of wine that a NEET was drinking the other night?

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 01:06:44 [Preview] No.298112 del
follow the grunting

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 01:07:04 [Preview] No.298113 del

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 01:07:07 [Preview] No.298114 del
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>Drivers across Australia are risking hundreds of dollars in fines by dangling face masks on rear-view mirrors.
>However, to avoid a fine for being caught without a mask, many motorists are unwittingly risking another fine if police determine a dangling face mask is blocking the driver’s view of the road.
>The fine in NSW is $349 and three demerit points for “driving without a clear view”.

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 01:07:28 [Preview] No.298115 del
Look for signs of scat under the palm trees.

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 01:08:06 [Preview] No.298116 del
fuzzy dice, prayer beads, etc continue to be ok
cop cars with illegal tint and officers on mobile phones continues to be ok

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 01:08:33 [Preview] No.298117 del
Please keep us updated on the hunt, it looks like a lovely place.

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 01:09:05 [Preview] No.298118 del
I put mine in the door pouch.

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 01:09:28 [Preview] No.298119 del
Better to just stay at home until this shit is over.

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 01:09:41 [Preview] No.298120 del
It's not going away

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 01:10:42 [Preview] No.298121 del
Well that's dumb.

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 01:11:41 [Preview] No.298122 del
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The scent is strongest at the phallic landmark.

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 01:11:54 [Preview] No.298123 del
The only safe way to travel is in full doomsday suit attire with breathing apparatus.

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 01:12:55 [Preview] No.298124 del
Good luck catching lunch/dinner.

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 01:35:28 [Preview] No.298126 del

they should have interviewed that young australian of the year who did the "street swags" thing who got fired from her own charity for embezzling $400k and then got a 250 page judgement against her in the fair work commission

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 01:44:08 [Preview] No.298127 del
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NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 01:44:45 [Preview] No.298128 del
My favourite articles I found today are:

>Nearly 13000 Indian international students depart Australia while hundreds wait to return

>Super Retail Group returns $1.7m from jobkeeper amid calls for Harvey Norman to follow suit
>>Super Retail Group – the owner of brands including Supercheap Auto, Rebel and Macpac – announced the decision on Monday, as it revealed a record $170m net profit after tax.
>>Leigh told Guardian Australia that Premier Investments had received an estimated $45m in jobkeeper payments, but had gone on to pay a “multi-million bonus to its chief executive and deliver a stonking dividend to shareholders”.
>>Leigh said Harvey Norman had also declared a “profit bonanza” and “doesn’t appear to need taxpayer support in the same way that 1 million Australians do right now as they face the prospect of jobseeker [unemployment benefits] being cut”.

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 01:45:36 [Preview] No.298129 del
Catching a Dallas burger.

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 01:45:36 [Preview] No.298130 del
>thing who got fired from her own charity for embezzling $400k
From what I read it could be higher as she gave her boyfriend a $500k job to build cabins for the homeless. What a disgusting piece of shit she is.

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 01:46:38 [Preview] No.298131 del
kek, I didn't read that one but saw a screen capture where he talks about the massive gains and then had that title.

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 01:46:56 [Preview] No.298132 del

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 01:48:11 [Preview] No.298133 del
Woes of the lowly gourd sculpturer.

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 01:48:43 [Preview] No.298134 del
I thought it was Possum, but then I realised he would grow his own not import them.

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 01:48:59 [Preview] No.298135 del
You never take me out for boigers

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 01:49:17 [Preview] No.298136 del

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 01:50:40 [Preview] No.298137 del
yeah no tender contract to your bfs insolvent business plus expenses for a product you didnt really need and without the approval of the board

wouldnt expect anything less from someone who started a charity that gives homeless people tents

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 01:50:45 [Preview] No.298138 del
His big veggies are not for sculpting.

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 01:51:18 [Preview] No.298139 del
Labelling someone a national hero for merely saying "what if we made being homeless slightly more comfortable?" Is the most Australian thing ever.

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 01:51:57 [Preview] No.298140 del
I would've got at least two and asked them to cut them in half so we can share.

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 01:52:35 [Preview] No.298141 del
Nuro: Mexico has 1.5 days to pay for the wall.

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 01:56:16 [Preview] No.298142 del
There was an interesting article I read back about the logic around how that worked (i.e. slap a bunch of tariffs on Mexico), but the principles around the trade negotiations were also applied to China. It shows that the US benefited when blocking goods and or adding tariffs in the short term but over the long term the impact was minimal and could be argued as having a detriment impact on the domestic production of goods in the USA.

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 01:56:53 [Preview] No.298143 del
>1.5 days
Don't worry, trump's got this in the bag.

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 01:58:54 [Preview] No.298144 del
That would be nice. We could have got two different burgs and had a bit of each.

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 02:01:12 [Preview] No.298145 del
> invited to take a twilight cruise [2 laps] of The Bend plus a two course dinner [@ 6:00 p.m.] in Rydges Restaurant and a optional night accommodation in either a ‘Paddock King’ or a ‘Trackside King’ room.

This 2 laps would just be a slow-ass crawl around the track, right? Not go as fast as you can so it's actually fun?

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 02:03:26 [Preview] No.298146 del
From what I read it sounds like a show lap to show off the car.

>Not go as fast as you can so it's actually fun?
There would be some boomer has a piece of shit that he cherishes and believes in the best car. It then proceeds to break down, safety flag goes and everyone goes back to a crawl.

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 02:19:34 [Preview] No.298148 del
You're probably right.
It would be an opportunity to clog some relatively new toilets however.

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 02:22:15 [Preview] No.298149 del
>opportunity to clog some relatively new toilets
Sure would be. I would look at what "Rydges Restaurant" provides though before making a decision.

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 02:22:16 [Preview] No.298150 del
whats up neets. who is the hottest Australian chick? i know yall have some cuties.

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 02:25:11 [Preview] No.298151 del

>hottest Australian chick

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 02:25:37 [Preview] No.298152 del
>Tanya Hosch, a Torres Strait Islander woman who is the AFL's executive general manager for inclusion and social policy,
already in an executive level gig with the AFL, but needs an Australia Day award for some reason

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 02:26:45 [Preview] No.298153 del
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Howdy NEEToes, went out and bought that guitar I posted the other, plays great.

Now relaxing with a standard

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 02:27:45 [Preview] No.298154 del
After the Coon cheese saga I doubt even the first line will hold true tbqh:
>South Australia's Australian of the Year finalist says Australia Day should be moved away from January 26 so it can become a public holiday celebrated by everyone.

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 02:28:21 [Preview] No.298155 del
this legit scares me. i cant look at it too long. what is it? and how do i make it go away?

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 02:28:37 [Preview] No.298156 del
Good afternoon NEET.

Looks snazzy. When you feel more confident post a Vocaroo of you playing it.

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 02:29:06 [Preview] No.298157 del
Farken racist whoight dog unna.

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 02:29:14 [Preview] No.298158 del
Looks good, Shire.

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 02:29:55 [Preview] No.298159 del
>and how do i make it go away?

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 02:29:57 [Preview] No.298160 del
I will do some playing later.

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 02:33:20 [Preview] No.298161 del
of course not
every change just results in more outlandish pushes

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 02:34:01 [Preview] No.298162 del

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 02:43:40 [Preview] No.298163 del
These boong pills to take the standards craving away were 40 bucks
Would have been cheaper to get a carton of emu

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 02:45:42 [Preview] No.298164 del
>These boong pills
What is the name of them?

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 02:46:04 [Preview] No.298165 del

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 02:49:08 [Preview] No.298166 del
3 instants down, going to get a monster and maybe some hot chippies

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 02:50:10 [Preview] No.298167 del
That price is better than $112.99.

Do you have 180 tablets?

How many do you take each time?


NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 02:50:45 [Preview] No.298168 del
I'm sippin on a monster right now.
Chippies sounds good.

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 02:51:13 [Preview] No.298169 del
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NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 02:52:33 [Preview] No.298170 del
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NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 02:54:06 [Preview] No.298171 del
Looks foul. I wonder how it tasted.

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 03:01:08 [Preview] No.298172 del
Why does that exist?

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 03:02:14 [Preview] No.298173 del

2 tablets 3 times a day. I'll have to decide when I start, maybe tomorrow.

Got a tropical guava rockstar and 3 gummi pizzas instead.

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 03:02:57 [Preview] No.298174 del
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NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 03:03:24 [Preview] No.298175 del
>tropical guava rockstar
is that the purple can? i don't mind that one

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 03:03:28 [Preview] No.298176 del
>maybe tomorrow.
Make it today.

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 03:06:48 [Preview] No.298177 del
Today I will make fallafel and hummus, because I have many beans re-hydrated from last night.

There are a whole bunch of police cars in my neibourhood, I hope they aren't after NEETs from bad homes

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 03:08:00 [Preview] No.298178 del
>I hope they aren't after NEETs from bad homes
Could be after Methany.

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 03:16:01 [Preview] No.298179 del
Gonna start a band called The Midnight Coomers.

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 03:18:05 [Preview] No.298180 del
Incorporate this clip into a song:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=mMJSiZArup0 [Embed]

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 03:18:21 [Preview] No.298181 del
They know about the illegal piss bottle collection.

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 03:18:56 [Preview] No.298182 del
It would make for a good intro.

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 03:20:33 [Preview] No.298183 del
Makes a good horn as well.

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 03:21:15 [Preview] No.298184 del

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 03:24:03 [Preview] No.298185 del
I am probably showing my age/ignorance/whatever, but what is the significance of this soundbite?

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 03:29:23 [Preview] No.298186 del
Think I might have an energy drink too. The day's just so bleak.

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 03:30:43 [Preview] No.298187 del
>but what is the significance of this soundbite?
It's from some terribly scripted porno between the two characters.

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 03:31:55 [Preview] No.298188 del
I need to do something different, get out of my flat, but all I know how to do is go out and eat stuff at food courts.

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 03:33:23 [Preview] No.298189 del
Go out, buy some ingredients and cook a nice meal.

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 03:34:07 [Preview] No.298190 del
did you sort that insurance out monk?

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 03:38:39 [Preview] No.298192 del
I saw methany last night running around like sonic the hedgehog.
She likes to go fast.
I once was sent to rescue a NEET who had not been seen from in three months.
Turns out he broke his computer and had a meltdown, he and his abode were in a terrible state.
I shall not disclose what I encountered upon entering the property, but it took several interventions to restore it's habitability.

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 03:39:53 [Preview] No.298193 del
> shall not disclose what I encountered upon entering the property

poop socks?

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 03:40:01 [Preview] No.298194 del

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 03:40:57 [Preview] No.298195 del
>She likes to go fast.
Throw something at her next time if she keeps up the disturbance.

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 03:41:43 [Preview] No.298196 del
Cars getting inspected on Thursday
Driving a holden SUV thing at the moment, it’s fucking powerful and I sit so high up I feel like a truck driver

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 03:43:27 [Preview] No.298197 del
>I feel like a truck driver
Do you toot the horn often?

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 03:49:48 [Preview] No.298198 del
I enjoy driving my Dad's Mazda CX-5, I see the appeal of crossovers.

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 03:50:25 [Preview] No.298199 del
The HA showed me her new CX-5 this morning. Looks alright.

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 03:54:29 [Preview] No.298200 del
Dad's is a 2019 top of the line Akera, turbo diesel too, very nice to drive, very comfy and has a solid well made feel to it.

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 04:03:29 [Preview] No.298201 del
Very highly caffeinated
Sparky coming sometime this arvo to fix the kitchen exhaust

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 04:18:22 [Preview] No.298202 del
She wasn't disturbing anyone, just running around from place to place like sonic.
Methany is like a pigeon or a stray cat, she is a part of the environment.

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 04:18:47 [Preview] No.298203 del
I ate a piece of anise by accident NEETS
Am I going to die?

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 04:21:31 [Preview] No.298204 del
Have a wank.

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 04:23:18 [Preview] No.298205 del
Yes, your best bet is to do this >>298204

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 04:28:52 [Preview] No.298206 del
Out of darts. Back on the mints then, gotta make that loot

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 04:37:27 [Preview] No.298207 del
I'm worried because the anise is dry and sharp- it could hurt my insides.

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 04:38:37 [Preview] No.298208 del
Bloody poos in your future.

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 04:38:47 [Preview] No.298209 del
>it could hurt my insides.
It's gonna hurt when it comes out of your NEETbottom

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 04:41:48 [Preview] No.298210 del
All I can find are articles about babies- I'm not sure if being bigger means I can eat bigger things.
>bloody poos
I just ate so much chilli oil, maybe this will help me

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 04:48:13 [Preview] No.298211 del
A beautiful instrument.

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 04:57:08 [Preview] No.298212 del
Back in the office next month.
Not happy.

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 05:07:22 [Preview] No.298213 del
Thanks, been really enjoying it so far, so much more comfortable to play than my Les Paul.

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 05:15:29 [Preview] No.298214 del
Hasing a stout.
Got to drive to victor tomorrow to see Motherbat and 'work' from her house and drive back on Thursday.

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 05:18:53 [Preview] No.298215 del
Work says they’ll give us all laptops and allow some kind of flexibility to work from home.
I suspect that’s a blatant lie.
Genuinely don’t wanna go in and interact with pajeets again

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 05:21:39 [Preview] No.298216 del
The sheltered workshop have some policy document regarding flexible working that's about to be released. I suspect this is going to be the end of WFH for most people.

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 05:32:32 [Preview] No.298217 del
Had their wfh arrangement been the same as yours, 2 days a week iirc?

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 05:33:36 [Preview] No.298218 del
Yeah, from September it was 3 days in the office, 2 days from home.

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 05:38:07 [Preview] No.298219 del
What do you think will happen with your arrangement? What’s your commute like? Google estimates 50 minute drive for me from my new place
Time to tidy up my resume

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 05:47:07 [Preview] No.298220 del
Commute is about 25 minutes in the morning. Closer to 45 in the afternoon.

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 05:53:06 [Preview] No.298221 del
Commute rage

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 06:11:33 [Preview] No.298222 del
Did they say why?

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 06:11:38 [Preview] No.298223 del
Nah, I'd just binge eat.

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 06:19:05 [Preview] No.298224 del
She doesn't even have children and they have raised over $55k
>‘Beautiful’ Sydney PR worker Michele Singh loses battle with depression
>>The “clever and courageous” Sydney woman has been remembered by friends after a GoFundMe for her heartbroken fiance was created in her memory.

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 06:22:01 [Preview] No.298225 del
>Ms Singh, who had previously worked for popular make up brand ModelCo, died after battling depression and is being remembered for her “innate ability to bring people together”.
>died after battling depression
Did she just drop dead from the feels?

I don't understand this article. She became Ann Hiro and gets a news article?

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 06:22:59 [Preview] No.298226 del
I guess the money will to some charity or something? anyway, sad.

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 06:23:27 [Preview] No.298227 del
Victorian laws now allow 50% office capacity.
I'm a pleb so that means I have to go in and risk it while higher ups get to stay home.
If there's another outbreak I'm not going in.

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 06:25:01 [Preview] No.298228 del
Self termination is a symptom of depression.

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 06:25:10 [Preview] No.298229 del
Yes. I was under the impression that the Press Council had a thing about not publicising suicides.

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 06:33:55 [Preview] No.298230 del
dirty rotten ham & pineapple for dindins

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 06:36:13 [Preview] No.298231 del
On pizza?

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 06:36:39 [Preview] No.298232 del
I'm having tacos

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 06:38:05 [Preview] No.298233 del
Weber probably thought I slighted him with the Tanunda pics.
It's a homage to you.
I think about you even when we're not together.

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 06:38:42 [Preview] No.298234 del

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 06:40:03 [Preview] No.298235 del
I posted the grunting thing

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 06:40:31 [Preview] No.298236 del
>I think about you even when we're not together.
How romantic.

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 06:42:28 [Preview] No.298237 del
I worry that you are always on the defensive.

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 06:43:44 [Preview] No.298238 del
I do not approve of Domino's now robo-dialing my phone when a delivery is due.

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 06:45:34 [Preview] No.298239 del
Tell them to fuck off and to speed up the feed.

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 06:46:01 [Preview] No.298240 del
Press many buttons on the keypad to see if that breaks it.

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 06:46:57 [Preview] No.298241 del
I don't give a heck most of the time.

I wish I could drive to wineries. That is one of those activities you need a partner or some friends for.

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 06:47:02 [Preview] No.298242 del
lmao this one really lighted up my morning

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 06:50:26 [Preview] No.298243 del
I think motherbot is losing her mind. She somehow lost her credit card in the space of what could be no more than two minutes. I handed her back the card, we got out of the car and walked to a show less than 10 metres and it was gone. That or someone took it but I don't understand.

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 06:51:55 [Preview] No.298244 del
How old is she?

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 06:53:04 [Preview] No.298245 del
60+ years.

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 06:53:52 [Preview] No.298246 del
Can't find the psychological energy to move from my chair anymore neets. Is this the end? If I can't leave, eventually I'll starve to death in...*does calculations*...about 18 months.

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 06:55:39 [Preview] No.298247 del
Have a revitalising wank.

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 06:55:55 [Preview] No.298248 del
You will probably have a heart attack before starving to death.

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 07:18:55 [Preview] No.298249 del
He definitely is in relation to me and my defence of my drinking.

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 07:19:46 [Preview] No.298250 del
I have cardio and laundry on my to-do list. Feel like going to the local instead.
The gremlins have started their shift.

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 07:23:47 [Preview] No.298251 del
One of my knees is buggered from leg press.
Skipping the cardio, but I will do the laundry which is across the road from the local

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 07:25:29 [Preview] No.298252 del
You can't see it in the pic, but that crack along the side of it was covered in bees.
it's a chimney hive.

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 07:26:22 [Preview] No.298253 del
I think you will die because of the lack of liquids rather than the lack of food

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 07:26:27 [Preview] No.298254 del
Pretty thing.

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 07:28:17 [Preview] No.298255 del
Weber's granddad put a lot of jews through that chimney.

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 07:28:31 [Preview] No.298256 del
That's a fucked up product disclaimer.

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 07:29:00 [Preview] No.298257 del
Some say he was smoking hot.

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 07:29:07 [Preview] No.298258 del
Dexies Midnight Coomers.

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 07:29:32 [Preview] No.298259 del
>which is across the road from the local
Reflect on this old screen capture.

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 07:30:29 [Preview] No.298260 del
eventually you will have to shit

good afternoon neets

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 07:30:37 [Preview] No.298261 del
the closest I have is energizzzed mountain dew with no sugar.
Absolutely vile.

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 07:31:03 [Preview] No.298262 del
Good evening Nuro.

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 07:31:31 [Preview] No.298263 del
Was it in private or for all the boys?

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 07:34:23 [Preview] No.298264 del
Very impersonal.

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 07:35:10 [Preview] No.298265 del
>most of the time.
That's good to hear.
The only real time was the Pirie slut and I said sorry afterwards.

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 07:35:58 [Preview] No.298266 del
Typical Krauts.

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 07:38:39 [Preview] No.298267 del
evening, i think i finally got to the bottom of the issue with lancia

i had an ignition issue due to the corrosive salt air that i fixed and today i found i had an bizare airlock in my fuel line the past few weeks causing me to loose power but only after driving on the highway for 5 minutes until the pump statted to cavitate

FFS didnt go far over the holidays because this shit was fucking with my head

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 07:40:01 [Preview] No.298268 del
Apparently my meeting tomorrow will not only be presenting a business proposal, structure and funding availability for SDA housing, it will also be doing the same for Support Coordination.
My team leader asked me why I was printing stuff and that was enough to make me literally start sweating.
She then called me and asked if I wanted to do it at her house tonight (the Sup. coord. but, which she says is all they want... even when the calendar invite specifically says SDA), i said no.
Not handling shit well at all.

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 07:41:45 [Preview] No.298270 del
It is getting close to the time for you to sell it.

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 07:42:41 [Preview] No.298271 del
>Apparently my meeting tomorrow will not only be presenting a business proposal, structure and funding availability for SDA housing, it will also be doing the same for Support Coordination.
So they want to load you up with even more work and pay you less because you are doing two jobs.

>Not handling shit well at all.
Have a refreshing wank.

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 07:43:21 [Preview] No.298272 del
>Based australia !!!

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 07:43:35 [Preview] No.298273 del
fuck no i just got on it on the fucking road after 10 years cunt

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 07:43:41 [Preview] No.298274 del
4 jobs.

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 07:43:46 [Preview] No.298275 del
A good mechanic could have told you all this weeks ago, nigga.

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 07:44:50 [Preview] No.298276 del
waiting for BO to chuck a fit in 3...2...

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 07:45:08 [Preview] No.298277 del
For how much? It better at least be $200k

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 07:46:29 [Preview] No.298279 del
Big load on.
At the local.

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 07:46:30 [Preview] No.298280 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=7NvVkNjJhBk [Embed]

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 07:46:34 [Preview] No.298281 del
This board isn't his safe psychosis space.

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 07:47:10 [Preview] No.298283 del
I did not really understand what you were saying but I gathered that it is stressing you out. You will do fine. Everything will go well on the day.

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 07:47:41 [Preview] No.298284 del
Apart from this word it is.

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 07:47:57 [Preview] No.298285 del

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 07:49:43 [Preview] No.298286 del
Why do we attract the bat shit insane ones?

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 07:49:54 [Preview] No.298287 del
shut up you condecending prick

i gave it to the mechanics in november to fix a gear linkage hein joint issue, i supplied the parts, fitting them turned out to much more labour intensive then anyone imagined, it sat for a few weeks outside.

i got it back literally the friday afternoon they shut down for christmas and new years. I just got it back and the problem presented itself, they were closed for 2.5 weeks and considering i know the car backwards thought i had fixed the ignition issue but it turns out it was 2 seperatel problems fucking jerkooff

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 07:50:27 [Preview] No.298288 del
>shut up you condecending prick
Calm down.

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 07:50:39 [Preview] No.298289 del

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 07:50:43 [Preview] No.298290 del
>shut up you condecending prick
>fucking jerkooff

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 07:51:55 [Preview] No.298291 del
Should just go in with nothing prepared.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ARr2l4TLDsE [Embed]

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 07:52:04 [Preview] No.298292 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Pkdci55adqk [Embed]

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 07:52:12 [Preview] No.298293 del
>false sense of security
>no hardened kernel

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 07:52:16 [Preview] No.298294 del

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 07:52:39 [Preview] No.298295 del
The support coordination model, I told the boss close to a year ago and I have that worked out in my head.

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 07:53:52 [Preview] No.298296 del
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NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 07:53:53 [Preview] No.298297 del
Why do they make you take on extra responsibilities but not compensate you for it

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 07:54:03 [Preview] No.298298 del
what does a hardened kernel mean when you have googles telemetry up your ass and back ?

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 07:54:33 [Preview] No.298299 del
Narky night

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 07:55:23 [Preview] No.298300 del
>Should just go in with nothing prepared.
This method has served me well in my professional career. Also remember that attack is the best form of defense.

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 07:56:06 [Preview] No.298301 del
My arse is pre lubed from the last cunt fucking me.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=xcuP3VLFj70 [Embed]

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 07:56:36 [Preview] No.298302 del
You posted that disgusting French goblinoid in the other image. You have to learn to not post goblinoids. I will add another ban.
Edited last time by imissfather on 01/19/2021 (Tue) 07:57:58.

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 07:56:40 [Preview] No.298303 del
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How I contact admin?

He banned me for false reason !!!

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 07:57:06 [Preview] No.298304 del
This is sort of my angle I'm thinking.
I'll dumb everything down to basic steps, then tell them to pay $500 so I can get taught by some fuckhead who does 2 day courses.

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 07:57:16 [Preview] No.298305 del
Ok I contact admin.

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 07:58:12 [Preview] No.298306 del
I’m talking about your kernel numbnuts

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 07:58:27 [Preview] No.298307 del
I am admin.
Why have I been contacted?

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 07:58:50 [Preview] No.298308 del
Whatever keeps you busy.

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 07:59:17 [Preview] No.298309 del
Corn kernels

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 08:00:01 [Preview] No.298310 del
Everyone just chill out and have some diazepam

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 08:02:14 [Preview] No.298312 del
Do you have to make multiple trips back home to charge your non M1 MacBook?

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 08:02:20 [Preview] No.298313 del
Nuro still hasn’t realised the power of security through obscurity aka being a normal on the web

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 08:03:50 [Preview] No.298314 del
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NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 08:05:07 [Preview] No.298316 del
Some NEET penises are obscured by large mounds of fat, some are even claimed by it.

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 08:05:13 [Preview] No.298317 del

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 08:05:33 [Preview] No.298318 del
>She then called me and asked if I wanted to do it at her house tonight
Tell her you're saving yourself for marriage.

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 08:05:40 [Preview] No.298319 del
18 degrees today in Shitbourne, got the $4.95 fill up box from the Colonel's today, the slider they put in it was shit, but the chicken was pretty good. Looks like the Fr*nch spammer is back, an awful shame as I thought he had killed himself.

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 08:05:45 [Preview] No.298320 del
Might go to the dishes and watch some TV.

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 08:07:27 [Preview] No.298321 del
Spergo you good cunt.

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 08:07:39 [Preview] No.298322 del
i am normal enough i have an iphone and browse normy shit and pay for icloud

dont even say any real shit on connections that are tied to me

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 08:11:17 [Preview] No.298323 del
He posted his other ban message where he told me to "fuck off" this morning and I banned him for four hours.

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 08:11:51 [Preview] No.298324 del
How are you going?

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 08:12:27 [Preview] No.298325 del
>I thought he had killed himself.
We can dream.

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 08:13:54 [Preview] No.298326 del
Shit mate, wage is a cunt.

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 08:14:13 [Preview] No.298327 del
Punch her in the tit.

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 08:19:10 [Preview] No.298328 del
i wonder where it goes when its not here

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 08:21:08 [Preview] No.298329 del
God damn it, first one wants freedom, then the whole damn world wants freedom.
Nostalgia, that's what we want...: the good ol' days, when we gave'em hell.
When the buck stopped somewhere and you could still buy something with it.
To a time when movies were in black and white, and so was everything else.

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 08:25:20 [Preview] No.298330 del
Lovely view.

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 08:28:24 [Preview] No.298331 del
That place he mentioned is filled with spam with a thread titled "Another day in Greasy Surrender Monkey Land" with some naked woman. He must agitate boards and redirect them there. I told him someone should curb stomp him.

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 08:39:00 [Preview] No.298332 del
Load in dryer, second schooner.
The takeaway long neck tempts me.

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 08:40:28 [Preview] No.298333 del
Toad in the hole.

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 08:42:43 [Preview] No.298334 del
You need to take those tablets.

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 08:43:46 [Preview] No.298335 del
I’ve lost 12% at max brightness and Remote Desktop, chrome, etc since I’ve been out, almost an hour

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 08:44:02 [Preview] No.298336 del
Something I discovered the other day - if you search on youtube for 'adhd focus music' it brings up this really repetitive trancelike music that calms down my inner sperg and helps me do actual work. Like dexies without the soaring blood pressure and heart rate.

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 08:50:45 [Preview] No.298337 del
>adhd focus music
I'm listening to it.

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 08:54:02 [Preview] No.298338 del
All these hypnotic things make me feel like crying.

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 08:54:27 [Preview] No.298339 del
Let it out NEET. Let the tears flow.

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 08:55:04 [Preview] No.298340 del
I have heard it before and it is lovely.

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 08:58:16 [Preview] No.298341 del
Reading the NDIS practice standards and indicators while listening to some 'clean your pineal gland' trance thing.
Everything I read sounds like a hippy mantra in my head.

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 08:59:12 [Preview] No.298342 del
Nice hills.
Is that a lancia I See?

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 08:59:46 [Preview] No.298343 del
Didn't get that long neck.

Where can I find more pics of Belle Delphines butthole?

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 09:02:24 [Preview] No.298345 del
I saw a video of her fucking a big ball with dildos all over it.

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 09:04:19 [Preview] No.298347 del
I saw that too somewhere. I don't like her but that board linked has a nice pic

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 09:14:32 [Preview] No.298349 del
Turns out you have to add your card details to onlyfans even for free accounts. Bummer.
Just a regular wank it'll be then.

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 09:26:17 [Preview] No.298350 del
emptying out my gallbradder

shit is real horroshow

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 09:29:10 [Preview] No.298351 del
I only subscribe to OnlyFrens

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 09:30:43 [Preview] No.298352 del
You need a two week detox. Clean living.

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 09:32:51 [Preview] No.298353 del
All of the IT NEETs drink a lot.

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 09:35:23 [Preview] No.298354 del
Some do more than drinking.

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 09:36:27 [Preview] No.298355 del
Sorry to hear that, I went for a walk and had a beef and mushroom pie for dinner, that 5/10 from tinder hasn't responded, ah well, as a famous man once said - such is life.

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 09:45:37 [Preview] No.298356 del
Just stripped the doona cover, chucked it on the floor next to the clean one, went to have a piss and then came back and put the dirty one back on it.

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 09:46:10 [Preview] No.298357 del
You need to take those tablets.

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 09:47:43 [Preview] No.298358 del
accurate but i just got some carbon 60 suppliments

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 09:48:54 [Preview] No.298359 del
in this weather what the fuck ?

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 09:49:45 [Preview] No.298360 del
Seems like Com Truise has put out a new album, I might check it out later.

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 09:51:10 [Preview] No.298361 del
Maybe. At 3 standards today. Will try for true 0 tomorrow.

16 and comfy here

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 09:55:28 [Preview] No.298362 del
Gonna go get some onions and taco seasoning.
Already got mince and wraps. Gonna have a go at beef burritos. Full of beans, hopefully the valium does its job in place of standards.

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 10:00:43 [Preview] No.298363 del
Night all. I shall say mordning from Victor tomorrow.

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 10:01:22 [Preview] No.298364 del
Say hi to Victor for me.

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 10:01:58 [Preview] No.298365 del
You need zero standards.

Good night NEET. Sleep tight.

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 10:05:23 [Preview] No.298366 del
ahh thanks i can just tidal it now... sweeet

Nuro's Well respected synthwave pick of the week https://avalonemerson.bandcamp.com/track/rotting-hills

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 10:07:38 [Preview] No.298367 del

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 10:10:26 [Preview] No.298368 del
Hmmm, just discovered that the board I've been using to support my keyboard and mouse all these years isn't melamine like I thought, but really pinboard

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 10:11:55 [Preview] No.298369 del
Does this bother you?

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 10:13:25 [Preview] No.298370 del
I hope these selections become a weekly event.

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 10:16:55 [Preview] No.298371 del
>beef and mushroom pie
>5/10 from tinder
About 4 billion more in the sea.

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 10:17:21 [Preview] No.298372 del
i found one of those swags abandoned at a homeless camp. They are shit useless in my opinion. It was basically a long canvas bag with a carrymat loose inside.

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 10:17:26 [Preview] No.298373 del
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>We approve of the pins

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 10:17:34 [Preview] No.298374 del
How often do you change them?

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 10:18:11 [Preview] No.298375 del
True NEET.

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 10:18:39 [Preview] No.298376 del
Night, Post a pic of your bakery goods.

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 10:21:13 [Preview] No.298377 del
Good night NEETs. Sleep tight.

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 10:21:37 [Preview] No.298378 del
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Goodnight NEETs

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 10:22:09 [Preview] No.298379 del
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i actually do DSD picks of the weeks in other forums but you lot are not autistic enough to buy the expensive hardware for that format.

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 10:23:18 [Preview] No.298380 del
Nuro's bowel movements sequestered atmospheric carbon once.

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 10:23:25 [Preview] No.298381 del
I was confused by why it didn't seem to be waterproof, and was covered in what looked like paper/cardboard. I thought maybe I had some sort of unsealed/half treated melamine.

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 10:23:31 [Preview] No.298382 del
Goodnight neets.

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 10:24:56 [Preview] No.298383 del
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Good night

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 10:25:21 [Preview] No.298384 del
>Reading about the dangers of PVC

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 10:28:27 [Preview] No.298386 del
Once ever 2 months maybe.

Didn't swerve into BWS after getting the taco seasoning

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 10:34:18 [Preview] No.298387 del

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 10:34:36 [Preview] No.298388 del
Microwaved rice and curry chicken.
feed = power

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 10:39:50 [Preview] No.298389 del

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 10:40:50 [Preview] No.298390 del
Gahoole is irrelevant now.

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 10:41:18 [Preview] No.298391 del
La di da.

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 10:43:35 [Preview] No.298392 del
um seweety emirates is cancelled

https://youtube.com/watch?v=9FDA1ddUH3s [Embed]

lol !

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 10:44:52 [Preview] No.298393 del
Intro to that track is a bit questionable but the rest is decent. Also do you reckon you can help me ID the background music in this video?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=I44pNafVk78 [Embed]
It was a nice pie.
>About 4 billion more in the sea
True, although if we're going to keep running with the metaphor, for as unskilled of a fisherman as I am it is a rare catch.

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 10:47:39 [Preview] No.298394 del
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When you were a little neet did your mummybot ever make cookies or cake and let you lick the batter off the bowl?

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 10:50:50 [Preview] No.298396 del
All the time

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 10:53:16 [Preview] No.298397 del
You're a rare catch.

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 10:53:47 [Preview] No.298398 del
She locked me in a room and got bashed by my step dad.

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 10:55:21 [Preview] No.298399 del
I want to have some choc chip cake batter for dinner.

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 11:05:11 [Preview] No.298400 del
I can't do this housing thing. it is too hard.

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 11:07:28 [Preview] No.298401 del
You can do it. You will pick it up as you go. no-one else will be able to do it better.

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 11:07:55 [Preview] No.298402 del
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Find yourself a nice warm brown puddle somewhere.

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 11:08:47 [Preview] No.298403 del
>no-one else will be able to do it better
https://youtube.com/watch?v=uWWwKDttHnM [Embed]

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 11:11:23 [Preview] No.298404 del
One of the better Bond songs.

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 11:13:46 [Preview] No.298405 del
That's bullshit. They need a conveyancer or a property manager. I'm expected to know all the guidelines and practice standards not only with NDIA, but the state guidelines, 'Healthy By Design' guidelines, the process for registration, funding (both how to process a service booking and payment and how to ensure participants are eligible), Assessor bullshit (private, from construction and NDIA), design building types, location and category and how that affects residency and payments.
And whatever else I don't know.

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 11:15:03 [Preview] No.298406 del
Do it. List the sub-tasks you need to complete and then have a crack at the first one.

Just for you I'm gonna start taking these campral cravings pills tomorrow, first two right after breakfast. I'll even make myself breakfast just to take them.
We can get there mate. One foot in front of the other.

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 11:15:11 [Preview] No.298407 del
This is a sensible alternative.
What's the best mong pill for stress, and stress induced burnout, and stress induced suicidal idealisation?

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 11:15:42 [Preview] No.298408 del
It reminds me of the old LJ Hooker ads.

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 11:16:26 [Preview] No.298409 del
Alcohol in my experience. That hasn't ended well for me as you might have noticed.

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 11:17:06 [Preview] No.298410 del
I'm too unproductive goon'd.

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 11:17:22 [Preview] No.298411 del
I'm unproductive enough now.

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 11:27:03 [Preview] No.298412 del
Just took the first dose of those mong pills.
They take about a week to start working. Let’s hope I can keep the standards low or at zero.
3 standards today. A slight smirk as I swallowed them, I may have finally admitted my weakness to myself but we can only go up from here.

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 11:36:00 [Preview] No.298413 del
Good luck.

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 11:39:15 [Preview] No.298414 del
Can't blame them honestly, because of the government regs they can only bring in between 50 and 100 people passengers per flight on a plane which seats well over 200. That many empty seats on a 15+ hour flight a few times a week translates into massive losses for the airline.
Thank (you).
Good work mate, you are doing very well.

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 11:43:43 [Preview] No.298415 del
>3 standards
Great work. That's a huge step.

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 11:46:48 [Preview] No.298416 del
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Based and mong pilled.

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 11:48:29 [Preview] No.298417 del
6th vile green gallbladder stone purge of the evening

it wasnt really nice knowing you lot. see you in valhalla

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 11:49:37 [Preview] No.298418 del
They would not let you in Nuro. In the end you were not based enough.

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 11:50:13 [Preview] No.298419 del
Show me a picture of your green balls.

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 12:05:52 [Preview] No.298420 del
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I found my man.
This cunt is going to do what I tell him to.
Fucking Bruce.

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 12:25:02 [Preview] No.298422 del
Can't sleep. Fuck this.

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 12:26:27 [Preview] No.298423 del
Tell me about what you were doing when you were 17.

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 12:40:21 [Preview] No.298424 del
Just put 100mg seroquel down my gullet

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 12:41:54 [Preview] No.298425 del
And didn't tell me about your formative teenage years.

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 12:48:21 [Preview] No.298426 del
Any of you still up?

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 12:53:00 [Preview] No.298427 del
I know at least a couple of you are.

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 12:54:10 [Preview] No.298428 del

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 12:54:57 [Preview] No.298429 del
>I know at least a couple of you are.
How did you know that?

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 12:56:14 [Preview] No.298430 del
there you both are.
I could hear the door creaking, come on in.

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 12:56:30 [Preview] No.298431 del
What are you up to?

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 12:56:47 [Preview] No.298432 del
Please talk to me and don't leave me alone.

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 12:57:48 [Preview] No.298433 del
I'm cooking dim sims

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 12:58:28 [Preview] No.298434 del
What has got you feeling so anxious?

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 13:01:44 [Preview] No.298435 del
What are you going to be dipping them in?

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 13:02:01 [Preview] No.298436 del
This housing shit.

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 13:03:07 [Preview] No.298437 del
>7th vile green gallbladder stone purge of the evening

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 13:03:26 [Preview] No.298438 del
You do not need to go for it. There is nothing wrong with staying where you are.

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 13:04:18 [Preview] No.298439 del
I got told that a lot of gall bladder issues are a result of liver issues. The toxins get stored there.

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 13:05:03 [Preview] No.298440 del
No for work, I need to come up with a you beaut proposal by tomorrow about something i barely understand.
And make it convincing.

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 13:07:43 [Preview] No.298441 del
>I need to come up with a you beaut proposal by tomorrow
IS this something you have volunteered to do, or something your boss is making you do?

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 13:08:21 [Preview] No.298442 del
The compliance guy put it in his head that I should run it.

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 13:08:56 [Preview] No.298443 del
Some year old soy sauce

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 13:09:04 [Preview] No.298444 del
>The compliance guy
He has faith in you. He knows your capabilities.

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 13:09:39 [Preview] No.298445 del
I know how it feels to have a fear of homelessness

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 13:09:39 [Preview] No.298446 del
The salt should keep it good.
got any honey?

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 13:10:21 [Preview] No.298447 del
He has faith in a lot of things that I doubt.
It is nice but I think he overestimates what i am capable of.

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 13:10:57 [Preview] No.298448 del
How's things going in that department?

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 13:12:01 [Preview] No.298449 del
Google all the relevant policies in separate tabs and put them all side by side and then brainstorm

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 13:12:20 [Preview] No.298450 del
>he overestimates what i am capable of.
Perhaps it is you who underestimates what you are capable of.

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 13:16:14 [Preview] No.298451 del
I have but I think I will just tell them a basic spiel from this consultancy site to make myself seem like I know what I am on about, then get them to use the consultancy firm.
tbh, it's so new that just stating this shit probably puts me at an 'expertise' level because no one really understands it.

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 13:16:49 [Preview] No.298452 del
Nah, I'm a mong.
I'm relatively good interpersonally, but academically I'm a retard.

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 13:25:35 [Preview] No.298453 del

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 13:26:48 [Preview] No.298454 del
You are.

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 13:27:48 [Preview] No.298455 del

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 13:28:12 [Preview] No.298456 del
I'm sorry. I didn't mean it.

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 13:29:04 [Preview] No.298457 del
Rude NEET.

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 13:46:39 [Preview] No.298458 del
I did not make the post you replied to, but perhaps you thought it was me. Things for me on the housing front are unchanged. Still waiting.

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 14:25:20 [Preview] No.298459 del
I'm sorry to hear that, same here. I haven't heard anything either.

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 14:27:04 [Preview] No.298460 del
I have three pages of stuff to discuss with the boss tomorrow. I think that'll do.
It's a pretty decent start tbh.
Judging by what I've been reading, I have probably compiled the most layman draft of SDA that is out there, even simpler than the consultancy place I was basing it off of.
Didn't start on the Support Coordination one but that's okay.. i hope.

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 14:32:04 [Preview] No.298461 del
You have done well. You will know much more about it than the boss.

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 14:32:30 [Preview] No.298462 del
It took them 20 days to process my registration form.

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 14:37:38 [Preview] No.298463 del
That isn't too hard, it's not the boss' job to know stuff. But thank you.

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 14:37:53 [Preview] No.298464 del
Social services in prime form.

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 14:44:22 [Preview] No.298465 del
Good night my friend.

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 14:46:09 [Preview] No.298466 del
That is my line.

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 14:47:04 [Preview] No.298467 del
Went to the gym, had a pretty good session, going to play some GTA now then go to bed.

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 14:50:51 [Preview] No.298468 del
You say it better

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 14:51:16 [Preview] No.298469 del
You need to go to sleep earlier.

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 20:28:03 [Preview] No.298471 del
Good morning NEEToes.

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 20:52:28 [Preview] No.298472 del
<Nuro's Synthwave Suggestions Weekly

Tell them your four step plan for wanking.

That's very complicated and why I said you should be paid at least $200k

Good luck and please continue. You need them!

Emirates is a copy of Etihad. We also have Singapore airlines and planes to Hong Kong and Japan, if those are cut then we doomed.

Bruce was probably travelling to Dan's.

Good morning NEET.

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 20:57:08 [Preview] No.298473 del
Good mordenidng from Victor

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 20:57:58 [Preview] No.298474 del
Gooooooood morning cunny groolers!!!!

Slept well last night, a bit groggy now but that seems to be the norm.
The 3 standards I had after work had definitely worn off by the time I went to bed, so I effectively sleep with 0 but we'll jot down 3 on the spreadsheet just to be honest.
Another dose of those anti-cravers has going down with a black instant.

At emmmm!

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 20:59:09 [Preview] No.298475 del

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 21:02:15 [Preview] No.298476 del
>four step
Barely one step.
I doubt it but it would be nice.
He's the guy who wrote the standards for the house thing.

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 21:02:42 [Preview] No.298477 del
Good to hear you made it okay.
How's the little bitch?

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 21:04:13 [Preview] No.298478 del
Which one?

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 21:04:37 [Preview] No.298479 del
>effectively sleep with 0
Fantastic. How long do you think it's been since the last time that happened?

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 21:05:06 [Preview] No.298480 del
The littler one.
Are you getting some baked goods this morning?

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 21:06:02 [Preview] No.298481 del
Probably October 20th I'd say, before I caved in on soctober.
Thats 3 months, fuck.

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 21:06:46 [Preview] No.298482 del
Sweetie is good. She has settled in well with Motherbat and her routine.

I will be visiting the bakery. Mother wants to drop some things at the op shop next door.

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 21:07:50 [Preview] No.298483 del
>3 months
it gets away from you easily. Boonglyf takes no prisoners.

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 21:08:36 [Preview] No.298484 del
That's good, I was worried that a dog like that would be too active for her, even with the long beach walks.

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 21:09:38 [Preview] No.298485 del
No, she's quite content to take it easy the rest of the day.

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 21:09:46 [Preview] No.298486 del

>Another dose of those anti-cravers has going down with a black instant.

>I doubt it but it would be nice.
You are working for free, unless you are expecting to move onto a higher position later on. Otherwise there is no benefit for you.

Good morning NEETs.

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 21:10:18 [Preview] No.298487 del
Are those spruce trees? Don't see em often around melbourne

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 21:13:21 [Preview] No.298488 del
What breed is she?
She looks liek a red heeler or Australian shepherd.. or something.

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 21:14:09 [Preview] No.298489 del
>higher position
Yeah, that's hopefully what'll happen

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 21:15:17 [Preview] No.298490 del
She's a boong dog, they just keep breading with each other until the government or what organisation takes them away.

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 21:15:32 [Preview] No.298491 del
some kind of terrier x aussie dog x abbo

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 21:16:10 [Preview] No.298492 del
Morning neets. 130 kg this morning.

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 21:17:17 [Preview] No.298493 del
The team leader who asked me to go to her place last night is in a cranky mood because I'm not going in to our office this morning before going to see the boss.
I don't really get it, I don't think she wants me to change my role. partly because I'm the only one willing to go bush and she'll have to... which she keeps telling people she wants to do.

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 21:18:38 [Preview] No.298494 del
They have them along the shore line at Glenelg too.
I was in Pt Broughton a few weeks ago and they have them there too. Seems like a common trait along the bigger coastal towns.

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 21:19:06 [Preview] No.298495 del
Good boong bitch.

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 21:19:22 [Preview] No.298496 del
It's dropping quick.

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 21:23:14 [Preview] No.298497 del
Very good news.

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 21:23:40 [Preview] No.298498 del
Very nice. 101.7 here, going up all week.

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 21:24:04 [Preview] No.298499 del
Wait and see that's all you can do.

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 21:27:05 [Preview] No.298500 del
>Moment TV journalist faces sexual harassment from a driver during a live broadcast and says 'abuse of female reporters needs to stop' - but some claim she's being too sensitive

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 21:33:57 [Preview] No.298501 del
>Tesla's Hot Wheels production line: Elon Musk shows off the workshop of giant casting machines that make cells for his electric cars

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 21:37:51 [Preview] No.298502 del
>Millions of FREE $100 restaurant and pub vouchers will be available within weeks to kick start the economy - here's where to apply

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 21:40:29 [Preview] No.298503 del
>AJ, 24, from Scotland, who is non-binary, saw their weight balloon to 41st (~260kg)
>Sharon was in charge of shopping and cooking, with AJ consuming 5,000 a day

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 21:42:32 [Preview] No.298504 del
>The amazing Nissan 'business' van that comes with a built-in OFFICE (and it even slides out so you can work in the fresh air)

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 21:42:44 [Preview] No.298505 del
The most common side effect of campral is diarrhoea. Combine that with all the nicotine mints and black instants, its gonna be squirt city here.

Also managed to make and skilfully flip an omelette, much better than last time. Bought a small pan just for that. Basically Tony Stark.

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 21:44:23 [Preview] No.298506 del
Yeah, it's going well. Back on new year's eve I weighed 138 kg and vowed to go on a strict diet to get below 130 kg, as a first step. I figured that'd take until febuary, but at this rate I might get there by the weekend.

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 21:44:58 [Preview] No.298507 del
>Tesla is hiring a remote ‘customer support specialist’ to defend Elon Musk from angry customers and trolls on social media

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 21:45:20 [Preview] No.298508 del
Any noticeable changes in physique? Make sure you're taking progress photos to look back on and motivate yourself with your progress.

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 21:45:28 [Preview] No.298509 del
>as a first step.
Continue to set the goal lower.

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 21:46:18 [Preview] No.298510 del
I try not to look at myself too much.

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 21:47:46 [Preview] No.298511 del
Your brain as an egg
>Egg experiment reveals what happens to your brain when you get hit in the head - and may explain why 'rotating' uppercut punches knock boxers out

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 21:49:07 [Preview] No.298512 del
>China 'recruits as many as 600 top scholars and scientists in Australia' - sounding alarm bells that Beijing could be using them to get clandestine access to the latest technology

>Putin defies rumours about his health by dipping into freezing waters in -17C temperatures to mark Orthodox Epiphany

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 22:00:03 [Preview] No.298513 del
Trust the plan, there are less than 24 hours to go.

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 22:04:57 [Preview] No.298514 del
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Trump's still got this in the bag, r-right neets?

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 22:21:40 [Preview] No.298515 del
>>Putin defies rumours about his health by dipping into freezing waters in -17C temperatures to mark Orthodox Epiphany


NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 22:30:16 [Preview] No.298516 del
Well bantered, you are doing great man!

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 22:46:26 [Preview] No.298517 del
Might go and wash my penis.

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 22:49:52 [Preview] No.298518 del
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Do you have to find it?

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 22:52:15 [Preview] No.298519 del

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 23:09:27 [Preview] No.298520 del
>Chowdhury was charged with grooming and sexually assaulting the 14-year-old girl. Picture: FacebookSource:Supplied
>During his police interview, the 22-year-old denied all charges against him and claimed the teenage girl signed into his social media account and sent the messages to herself, the court heard.

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 23:13:45 [Preview] No.298521 del
The sheltered workhop has an Azure architect by that name. He objects to being referred to as 'Cloudcurry'.

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 23:16:23 [Preview] No.298522 del
kek, based wogs

What kind of weird horny fantasy a 14 year old girl must have to wanna fuck a skinny poo man like him.

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 23:21:28 [Preview] No.298523 del
Hearty kek.

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 23:50:23 [Preview] No.298524 del
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Good Morning Neets

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 23:53:52 [Preview] No.298525 del

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 23:56:50 [Preview] No.298527 del
Good morning Nuro.

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 23:57:19 [Preview] No.298528 del
ayyyy lmao 2021 year of the tranny

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 23:58:08 [Preview] No.298529 del
How many standards last night? You don't often detail your alcohol consumption by volume.

NEET 01/19/2021 (Tue) 23:58:57 [Preview] No.298530 del
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There are some interesting folk in that crowd.

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 00:03:12 [Preview] No.298531 del
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im down to half a goon a day

no those are just attention seeking faggots

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 00:17:57 [Preview] No.298532 del
How big is the cask? 2L? 4L?

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 00:19:40 [Preview] No.298533 del
Giving the microsoft sculpt keyboard a crack again.
The Apple magic keyboard was giving me the shits because of the numpad. It was making me lazy because I couldn't be fucked moving my mouse hand back to the keyboard to type and vice versa.

Combining this keyboard with the vimium browser plugin that allows you to navigate links, scroll, etc with keyboard shortcuts will hopefully improve my productivity and ergonomics.

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 00:22:41 [Preview] No.298534 del
>Giving the microsoft sculpt keyboard a crack again.
It will take a day or two to get use to. After that you will be fine using it.

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 00:31:47 [Preview] No.298535 del
When Habib fails to disable the traction control
>Wealthy driver of $100,000 Mercedes AMG whose luxury car burst into flames is charged with dangerous driving after ‘doing a burnout on a suburban road’

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 00:33:20 [Preview] No.298536 del
2L premium

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 00:36:29 [Preview] No.298537 del
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(1.74 MB 4032x3024 IMG_1309.jpg)
(1.63 MB 4032x3024 IMG_1310.jpg)

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 00:37:16 [Preview] No.298538 del
Absolutely lovely.

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 00:37:54 [Preview] No.298539 del
Is that fresh cream?

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 00:38:03 [Preview] No.298540 del
Thank you.
I have cut that turnover in half and insisted that Motherbot eat the second portion.

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 00:38:23 [Preview] No.298541 del

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 00:43:41 [Preview] No.298542 del
Looks very tasty.

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 00:44:28 [Preview] No.298543 del
My bloody sister gave Motherbat an iPhone. Had to go an organise a new micro SIM as her existing $30 phone has an old style SIM in it.
There is no way she is going to cope with an iPhone.

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 00:46:36 [Preview] No.298545 del
Christ I had Outlook. I've been using the web client all year because its superior in every way for my use case. Just opened outlook on my work box and my license is expired, I can't see attachments in chains for some reason, and I can't see attachments in the preview pane.

I wish we'd just use gsuite instead.

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 00:48:13 [Preview] No.298546 del
3 instants down. Time to get some monster and gummi pizzas.

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 00:48:31 [Preview] No.298547 del
The UI might be easier but the initial set-up will be daunting.

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 00:49:53 [Preview] No.298548 del
The delusion in the comments is strong who still believe that something will happen.

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 00:51:48 [Preview] No.298549 del
>I've been using the web client all year because its superior in every way for my use case.
In works a lot faster than the desktop client.

>I wish we'd just use gsuite instead.
I personally hate Google Docs. I don't how much they have improved it but it was rubbish before when I used it a few years ago.

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 00:52:45 [Preview] No.298550 del
A lot of cope, I wonder if they will just continue to think that Trump is secretly the president or something.

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 00:57:31 [Preview] No.298551 del
god i hate Qtards so much

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 01:11:40 [Preview] No.298552 del
On December 16, 2020, 10:21 AM, Pajeet Singh said:

"i will updating in 10 mins"

Now I just copped some shit because he's a fucking retard and didn't even do it, and now the clients user acceptance testing is delayed by months and they think its my fault.
I fucking hate Indians, holy shit I wish I could just schedule them all to work late and then light the building on fire

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 01:12:56 [Preview] No.298553 del
escalate it with the manager you had a chat to the other week

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 01:15:23 [Preview] No.298554 del
You need to start writing passive aggressive emails asking for clarification on what work was completed and focus on the impact of the client from the Pajeet. If he cannot answer or provide a clear answer raise it as an issue to management as said >>298553

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 01:19:50 [Preview] No.298555 del
Being absolutely calm and logical in your decision making is also a good way to piss off people, if you can maintain it being calm without the rage just making it about the facts.

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 01:20:14 [Preview] No.298556 del
I try and get all requests and directives in writing.

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 01:23:46 [Preview] No.298557 del
Better advice than my previous post. Having an email trail is very important to establish such facts.

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 01:31:47 [Preview] No.298558 del
You need more image board culture in your work communications

Dear Mr Singh

>On December 16, 2020, 10:21 AM,
>"i will updating in 10 mins"
> 10 minutes
> Not doing the needfull

i had to fix your shit faggot

t. your boss

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 01:34:11 [Preview] No.298559 del
The only problem I have found with the approach is that sometimes they'll try and say that you should have guided or managed the other person, to which the answer should be something along the lines of "my title, job description, and salary are do not align with those of a manager"

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 01:40:22 [Preview] No.298560 del
>Not doing the needfull
The reason you don't this as it gives rise to nepotism. Pajeet didn't do the job because he felt threatened talking to you because of your use of bad words... *add a sob story*

You make Pajeet look like a dumb arse because he didn't do his job, didn't document his job and the impact of his decisions on the client that costs the company money. People will manipulate others by blaming something that is happening at home, in their personal life or someone other bullshit crisis they feel they are facing (i.e. "protected species" is workplace slang for some of these employees).

>you should have guided or managed the other person
Did they ask for assistance would be my reply. I would add on the email "if you have any comments or concerns about X, please contact me" when it would be in relation to work needing to be done. I would also ignore the email for a while if I had other things to do and it is not due technical incompetence.

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 01:42:37 [Preview] No.298561 del
>if you have any comments or concerns about X,
I would also drag this out by being vague to make it more difficult and time consuming to ask me than doing it themselves.

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 01:43:41 [Preview] No.298562 del
Unfortunately these kind of tasks are split between 3 platforms. JIRA, a non-dev ticketing system and standard e-mails, so it's no as easy as you'd hope to keep all the evidence within one chain. Also direct messages on Slack.

I am tempted to start a fresh e-mail chain about the issue, sent to the customer and CC'ing pajeet, my manager, quoting the ticket ID and asking for estimated time required to have it completed. Pajeet isn't in a real team either so he reports directly to the CTO, maybe I should CC him too.

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 01:47:57 [Preview] No.298563 del
That's confusing. So there isn't a single location where information about a project is logged as updates for the project? That sounds like a problem in itself that needs to be addressed. Perhaps speak to your manager about the workflow procedure in this instance on where the updates should be logged and where the updates by Pajeet should be for the project.

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 01:51:40 [Preview] No.298564 del
Well, technically all the platforms are integrated in one way or another.
I get notified of his updates on his platform, and he gets notified of my updates on mine.
Also I even told him to wait for my go-ahead before going live with the project, and then he says what he did about updating in 10 mins. Less competence than a highschooler.

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 01:52:52 [Preview] No.298565 del
when cunts message me on teams I tell them to make a ticket
when cunts email me work I tell them to make a ticket

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 01:54:56 [Preview] No.298566 del
Speaking to my manager also pajeet and he is asking if its gone live yet

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 01:56:08 [Preview] No.298567 del
Reply back with something like that. Take out the fuck, but the rest is fine.

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 01:57:49 [Preview] No.298568 del
I made a kitchen bin cover for Motherbat from an $8 Big W chopping board and a $4.85 cupboard handle from Bunnings.

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 01:58:31 [Preview] No.298569 del

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 02:03:52 [Preview] No.298570 del
Sounds like a quality solution.

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 02:04:33 [Preview] No.298571 del
kek I thought something was going to happen with the bus.

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 02:06:05 [Preview] No.298572 del
What exactly is that turnover? I don't think I've seen them in the local bakeries around here.

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 02:07:56 [Preview] No.298574 del
Reminds me of the penguin

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 02:10:34 [Preview] No.298575 del
This one was berries and cream inside a sweet bun made that contained sultanas, along with a swirl of icing on top.
They also more commonly contain apple and cream.
Another variety uses a pastry instead of bun and has sugar on it.

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 02:10:58 [Preview] No.298576 del
It looks just like a bought one.

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 02:14:07 [Preview] No.298577 del
I've never seen them in melbourne

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 02:15:41 [Preview] No.298578 del
Because you have made it so well.

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 02:17:11 [Preview] No.298579 del
There's a reason SA is BEST A

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 02:24:35 [Preview] No.298580 del
Absolutely fiending for a dart
Weathers perfect for it

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 02:25:37 [Preview] No.298581 del
Hello NEETs. Are you happy today?

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 02:27:46 [Preview] No.298582 del
I am reasonably contempt with life, how about you?

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 02:28:00 [Preview] No.298583 del
Feeling pretty decent yeah, the wage rage is a good release for my pent up frustration.

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 02:28:31 [Preview] No.298584 del
I was wondering when this was going to happen because the code for it has been around for a few years.
>Kogan fined $310,800 for marketing spam
>>Made recipients set up an account in order to unsubscribe.

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 02:29:28 [Preview] No.298585 del
I'm cruising the imageboards for some nice young neet bussy. When I find some, then I'll be happy.

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 02:33:44 [Preview] No.298586 del
hey aussies, there was some fag from our site earlier trying to stir shit up and make you hate us. we're good anons, we just have an abnormal amount of dedicated and highly autistic tripfags. i apologize on behalf of tvch.moe and hope that all remains well between us.

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 02:35:36 [Preview] No.298587 del
There was a blue tongue lizard outside but now there is not.

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 02:38:19 [Preview] No.298588 del
We know who is and he has been doing it here for a few years. We understand there is no malice between us.

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 02:39:02 [Preview] No.298589 del
>but now there is not.
Are you more or less hungry?

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 02:45:56 [Preview] No.298590 del
more hungry

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 02:48:48 [Preview] No.298591 del
Keep your nose on alert for any boong deodorant smells and any youths starting a fire.

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 02:51:53 [Preview] No.298592 del
Three (3) more antibiotics tablets to go that smell of cat piss before I have finished them. Most of the bacterial skin infections are gone. I am looking forward to the nausea going away.

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 02:56:13 [Preview] No.298593 del
Lack of standards and eating real food has produced a dragon dildo sized poo

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 02:57:25 [Preview] No.298594 del
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I walked passed female roommate's room and noticed a collar with a lead on the floor.
I am about to start watching Interstellar (2014). Nuro said it was bad so it is probably excellent.

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 02:58:30 [Preview] No.298595 del
Sounds good. I hope you and mummybat liked it.

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 02:59:38 [Preview] No.298596 del
Break it's back!

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 03:00:41 [Preview] No.298597 del
>Interstellar (2014)
I have never watched this film but it seems to rate well among the different review sites.

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 03:01:24 [Preview] No.298598 del
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NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 03:01:36 [Preview] No.298599 del
Did you enjoy the feeling of being gaped? Did you get an erection? No homo.

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 03:02:06 [Preview] No.298600 del
>noticed a collar with a lead on the floor.
Does she bring any simps to the house?

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 03:02:24 [Preview] No.298601 del
>Collar with a lead
She needs a big strong neet to dom her. This is your chance to call in possum

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 03:03:15 [Preview] No.298602 del
>fellow skier
Good memorial posts I agree it made me laugh.

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 03:03:16 [Preview] No.298603 del
Like most Nolan movies, it's vastly overrated. His last decent movie was probably inception.

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 03:07:09 [Preview] No.298604 del
>it's vastly overrated.
From what I have seen in some trailers, I doubt I will watch it because it seems very similar in theme to other Anime series I have watched (I don't see it bring anything new).

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 03:08:59 [Preview] No.298605 del
Or she may be looking for a weak NEET to boss around.

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 03:10:41 [Preview] No.298606 del
Doubt she'll find that here then.

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 03:11:49 [Preview] No.298607 del
My understanding is that very few women want to be doms. Which is why men keep having to pay professionals like possum

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 03:13:26 [Preview] No.298608 del
>why men keep having to pay professionals
Every hole is gaped!

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 03:14:03 [Preview] No.298609 del
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>have bad dream
>wake up
>have bad dream
>wake up
>have bad dream
>wake up

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 03:14:11 [Preview] No.298610 del
A guy was here last night which would explain it. Still a bit disturbed by it.

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 03:17:35 [Preview] No.298611 del
Is your room excessively hot and or cold, and is your bedding fit for the weather?

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 03:19:08 [Preview] No.298612 del
There are too many simps in the world. We have to accept their existence.

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 03:28:41 [Preview] No.298613 del
I'm still betting she's the sub. Are there any cat ear hairbands around?

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 03:57:19 [Preview] No.298614 del
yes i just had a nice steak lunch with my dad who drove up the coast for half a day

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 03:59:38 [Preview] No.298615 del
Its bad and you smell bad

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 04:07:41 [Preview] No.298616 del
How will I ever recover from this insult?!

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 04:08:42 [Preview] No.298617 del
Have a shower NEET

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 04:08:52 [Preview] No.298618 del
Search her room next time she's out. I bet she has some interesting stuff.

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 04:13:25 [Preview] No.298619 del
Motherbat just remembered she had bought me a can of Monster. She showed me the can and it's Mother not Monster.

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 04:17:08 [Preview] No.298620 del
Does Dad report back to your Mom on how you are doing, or do you think you are a banned topic in the house and he doesn't mention you?

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 04:18:35 [Preview] No.298621 del
Kek, I'd expect it to be the latter.

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 04:19:39 [Preview] No.298622 del
A monstrosity of a disaster. Can it still be sipped?

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 04:20:29 [Preview] No.298623 del
Give us the review. I’m heading out for another monster and maybe a gummy burger

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 04:21:01 [Preview] No.298624 del
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NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 04:21:13 [Preview] No.298625 del
I shall try to drink it this evening. I didn't tell her of her mistake, as she had made a point of buying it specially in preparation for my arrival.

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 04:29:38 [Preview] No.298626 del
Nuro this video is probably something you like:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=1WXroiXWfcI [Embed]

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 04:31:06 [Preview] No.298627 del
Nuro this video is probably something you like:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=1jJsYbVBnaE [Embed]

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 04:31:44 [Preview] No.298628 del
oh i am extrabanned especially since i started driving the car my mum said very loudly and frequently i would never get on the road for 10 years, and got my shit relatively together

im still not a normie despite her best efforts to break me, and now i am succeding she has to eat her own words... delicious

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 04:33:09 [Preview] No.298629 del
>now i am succeding

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 04:34:12 [Preview] No.298630 del
Nuro is very well respected in the WFD community.

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 04:34:57 [Preview] No.298631 del
You should make amends with your mother, Nuro.

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 04:34:58 [Preview] No.298632 del
I must have pressed the post box twice?