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NEET General #299 - Ditty Bag Edition NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 07:48:13 [Preview] No. 298758
What do you NEETs carry in your ditty bag?

Old Thread: >>297732

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 07:49:58 [Preview] No.298764 del

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 07:50:30 [Preview] No.298767 del

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 07:51:16 [Preview] No.298768 del
Just why does he do it?

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 07:52:00 [Preview] No.298769 del
Why would you put all that shit in kernelspace? Secure operating systems shift as much shit out of kernelspace and into userland as they can.

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 07:52:35 [Preview] No.298770 del
Because he needs to!

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 07:53:25 [Preview] No.298771 del
50K lines of code. Maybe they are reinventing the wheel here

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 07:55:14 [Preview] No.298772 del
Is that a lot?

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 07:56:03 [Preview] No.298773 del
fucking hot in Adelaide.

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 07:56:12 [Preview] No.298774 del
blue sugar-free mother is alright in a pinch

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 07:57:18 [Preview] No.298775 del
How big is it?

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 07:57:34 [Preview] No.298776 del
Have a wank

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 07:57:37 [Preview] No.298777 del
for a full stack: filesystem, build system, application sandbox, web server, networking protocol and a terminal driver, it is apparently incredibly compact.

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 07:57:41 [Preview] No.298778 del
Hello Sperg. What were you going to get from K-mart?

On one of your vocaroos you were saying your digestive system has become so fucked up you think you might have IBS.

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 07:58:03 [Preview] No.298779 del
Welcome home. How did the Housing thing go?

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 07:58:35 [Preview] No.298780 del

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 07:59:16 [Preview] No.298781 del
I think there is a NEET who has been misusing the gremlins meme.

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 08:02:55 [Preview] No.298782 del
Uh oh. They can ban urbit ID's from the network.

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 08:04:17 [Preview] No.298783 del
Would it be possible to make an independent fork?

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 08:05:35 [Preview] No.298784 del
I'm reading about sponsors, perhaps if we had endchan equivalent as a sponsor then we couldnt get banned by the facebook equivalent

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 08:06:34 [Preview] No.298785 del
but abusive sponsors can be ignored. I.e. shadowbanned.

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 08:08:46 [Preview] No.298786 del
but you can move sponsors easily. like migrating the board to a new server, i dunno.

I got IRL shit to do now. might listen to those crypto lectures while im doing it.

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 08:12:33 [Preview] No.298787 del
Are you weber or the CSstudentNEET?

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 08:16:41 [Preview] No.298788 del
he's not weber

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 08:17:31 [Preview] No.298789 del
Blue V is bretty gud too.

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 08:19:35 [Preview] No.298790 del

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 08:20:28 [Preview] No.298791 del
What was your most memorable day of 2020, neets?

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 08:21:58 [Preview] No.298792 del
Shitty gym session. 10 minute walk/jog, and only two different lifts.

My thumb has decided to shed its skin.

The last or second last time I saw ex-miss

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 08:22:17 [Preview] No.298793 del
I am one of those students but it is not me.

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 08:22:55 [Preview] No.298794 del
Getting fingered by Possum.

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 08:23:26 [Preview] No.298795 del
Passing first semester of university that I could do the course and do it well with a passion. That's all that springs to mind.

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 08:23:48 [Preview] No.298796 del
Long session?

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 08:24:07 [Preview] No.298797 del
Eleven (11) minutes.

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 08:27:05 [Preview] No.298798 del
Good pepe

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 08:27:24 [Preview] No.298799 del
she found the poo

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 08:28:10 [Preview] No.298800 del
It is a shit weather feel.

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 08:29:17 [Preview] No.298801 del
>you might have IBS.
NEETlore NEET knows me better than I know myself.

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 08:29:47 [Preview] No.298802 del
Neither, I just have a project to move my desktop to a vps, this could be a better way.

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 08:31:37 [Preview] No.298803 del
Not bad, they want to start a new business and spoke briefly about me working for that rather than where I am.
If I was to, I'd sort of be a realtor and they said I'd need at least a cert III in real estate, which they'd pay for.
I said that I'd like to go to a SDA training seminar and they said to send them the details.

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 08:32:06 [Preview] No.298804 del
Useless without a knife.

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 08:32:23 [Preview] No.298805 del
I recall liking that one.

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 08:32:29 [Preview] No.298806 del
Did she break its back?

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 08:33:16 [Preview] No.298807 del
Sounds very promising.

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 08:33:22 [Preview] No.298808 del
Flag change.

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 08:36:38 [Preview] No.298809 del
Interesting. Keep us posted on any developments.

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 08:36:49 [Preview] No.298810 del
And the Based One has returned. You can suck my cock now :)

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 08:36:53 [Preview] No.298811 del
threatening to break mine

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 08:36:54 [Preview] No.298812 del
No cravings, no gremlins. As I got out of the shower I kind of wanted a beer, and funnily enough, it was because I wanted to join cruisey and the NEETs in a bit of debauchery.

Sometimes he brings up shit I've literally forgotten

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 08:41:19 [Preview] No.298813 del
Might go to the 24h Burwood Kmart and buy a new dish rack

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 08:48:09 [Preview] No.298814 del
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i wanted to have a comfy afternoon at home, my guts wasnt feeling so good, forced myself to go for a ride and just got pummeled by the wind that was out. Home now, comfy pizza in oven.

Watching the fanrip 35mm Jurasic park full frame film scan. Absolute Kino !


NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 08:49:28 [Preview] No.298815 del
>fanrip 35mm Jurasic park full frame film scan.
What makes it worth watching?

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 08:50:03 [Preview] No.298816 del
You should tell her "who smelt it, delt it!"

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 08:55:17 [Preview] No.298817 del
Any goon?
I wish I had a useable oven.

I can't just sit around watching movies unless I'm gooned or choofed or benzed or with a sweet girl resting her head on my shoulder ;_;

Meal prepping the usual chicken and rice.

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 08:55:48 [Preview] No.298818 del
Smells like hay.

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 08:56:42 [Preview] No.298819 del
>full frame

not cropped, literally 50% more footage to see

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 08:57:38 [Preview] No.298820 del
yes goon is involved, not getting any choof over xmas new years was huge mistake

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 08:57:49 [Preview] No.298821 del
Very nice Bulge.

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 08:57:54 [Preview] No.298822 del
Are you in a stable?

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 08:59:12 [Preview] No.298823 del
Maybe I'm in a stable of my own making.

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 09:01:11 [Preview] No.298824 del
such kino

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 09:01:41 [Preview] No.298825 del
A neet's big night out. I used to live a few minutes walk away from that place, and go there at 3 in the morning. You should grab some chocolate too.

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 09:01:45 [Preview] No.298826 del
Food for thought.

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 09:02:01 [Preview] No.298827 del
NEETs these days dont appreciate a good bulge like they used to

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 09:02:32 [Preview] No.298828 del
That is Jewish cinema.

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 09:03:24 [Preview] No.298829 del
All this talk of bulge has me thinking about haulNEET's bulge again.

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 09:05:28 [Preview] No.298830 del

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 09:07:27 [Preview] No.298831 del
I don't recall it.
I can recall shitey, cruisey, weber, and perhaps someone elses bulge.

We need a Nuro bulge

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 09:08:23 [Preview] No.298832 del
We have built up a tolerance. Only full nudes will satisfy us now.

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 09:08:26 [Preview] No.298833 del
I'll 50% more your arsehole

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 09:08:30 [Preview] No.298834 del
>I don't recall it.
Perhaps one of the NEETs have it in their collection ready to post.

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 09:08:40 [Preview] No.298835 del

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 09:09:21 [Preview] No.298836 del
>haulNEET's bulge
It was small and ugly. Not kino at all.

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 09:09:22 [Preview] No.298837 del
You couldn't handle nuro's bulge.

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 09:11:32 [Preview] No.298838 del

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 09:11:53 [Preview] No.298839 del
You get to see the boom mic and the edges of the negative

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 09:15:00 [Preview] No.298840 del
and thats when the other two Nuros come at you from the side that you didnt even know that were there

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 09:19:01 [Preview] No.298841 del

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 09:20:56 [Preview] No.298842 del
That guy makes some decent youtube videos if I recall correctly. Shame he's stooped to the level of 10 second 'transition' videos attempting humour.
Fortunately I'm not a developer so I don't deal with databases, only app and web servers. It's almost always a poor execution plan anyway, or a pajeet-written stored procedure.

Does Linux mint name screenshots with the same format as macOS? Hmmmmmm

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 09:21:30 [Preview] No.298843 del

see know one cares

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 09:33:34 [Preview] No.298845 del

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 09:41:52 [Preview] No.298846 del
Sam hyde, Now there's a blast from the past.

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 09:42:46 [Preview] No.298847 del
Is that your boyfriend? You're a lucky guy.

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 09:43:01 [Preview] No.298848 del
he can't keep getting away with it

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 09:46:41 [Preview] No.298849 del
your implying an image board comprised entirely of male neets will....breed ?

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 09:47:51 [Preview] No.298850 del
no.. im simply saying life, finds a way

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 09:48:37 [Preview] No.298851 del
going bed
nitght all

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 09:48:58 [Preview] No.298852 del
Today was a good day, for I made many beans

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 09:49:38 [Preview] No.298853 del
eat da beens

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 09:52:35 [Preview] No.298854 del
What happened to that NEET who was going to get us a Nikocado cameo?

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 09:53:14 [Preview] No.298855 del
he spent the money on booze and drugs

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 09:57:52 [Preview] No.298856 del
Good night NEET. Sleep tight.

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 09:58:30 [Preview] No.298857 del
I wanted to see it too.

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 10:00:13 [Preview] No.298858 del
Just sat on the bed and my boxer shorts ripped.

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 10:00:20 [Preview] No.298859 del
what you call shitposting i call the cuddle of the natural world

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 10:01:18 [Preview] No.298860 del
Night m8

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 10:02:57 [Preview] No.298861 del
Turn em around and have a wank

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 10:04:22 [Preview] No.298862 del
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Wondering what it would be like to live in new zealand. Would it at least be cooler?

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 10:10:07 [Preview] No.298863 del
im totally unappreciated in my time i can run this imageboard without staff for up to 3 days

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 10:10:36 [Preview] No.298864 del
The media says inauguration is in 7 hours, but trump's still got this in the bag, right?

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 10:11:33 [Preview] No.298865 del
Move to somewher like Liawenee in Tassie

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 10:12:30 [Preview] No.298866 del
He's in m8, don't worry about it.

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 10:13:14 [Preview] No.298867 del
Phew...I admit, I was worried.

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 10:13:52 [Preview] No.298868 del
Kek, how big was the download for this movie? cause it looks like it's from an old tape tbh.

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 10:13:56 [Preview] No.298869 del
Good night NEETs. Sleep well.

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 10:15:07 [Preview] No.298870 del
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NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 10:15:26 [Preview] No.298871 del

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 10:29:50 [Preview] No.298872 del
Just occurred to me its 9:30.
Barely even thought about drinking after I got home from the gym.
Not particularly tired at all. Taking the valium seems like a chore almost.

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 10:37:03 [Preview] No.298873 del
Good boy.

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 10:40:08 [Preview] No.298874 del
i could not find the original i was looking for, it seems to live inside some private tracker fortress, the screenshots are crap because i am streaming it from here


NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 10:51:41 [Preview] No.298875 del
Something from my wank adventure

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 10:53:41 [Preview] No.298876 del
Possum better have fucking done something about his housing today or I'll be pissed
I didn't drink, did a meal prep, e-mailed the real estate and worked for like 9.5 hours on this big project.
AND I started taking those fucking addict pills

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 10:57:12 [Preview] No.298877 del
so your that guy that comments on porn videos

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 10:59:55 [Preview] No.298878 del
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Goodnight NEETs

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 11:00:53 [Preview] No.298879 del

Weber would take the donut and walk away.

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 11:09:34 [Preview] No.298880 del
> a westernised nip

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 11:32:35 [Preview] No.298881 del
I would too right now.
t. diet neet

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 11:40:05 [Preview] No.298882 del
Could kinda go a 4 pack of jam donuts with chocolate icing. Or a 6 pack of freshly cooked jam donuts from a store. Or a chocolate eclair. Or all of them at once.

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 11:42:53 [Preview] No.298883 del
Cheers, yeah, I'll let you all know if anything eventuates.

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 11:43:38 [Preview] No.298884 del
>No cravings
Those mong tablets sound great.
Do they give you a buzz or just level you out?

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 11:44:18 [Preview] No.298885 del
Do you have mice?

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 11:45:24 [Preview] No.298886 del
There was no subtlety, no romance.

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 11:46:18 [Preview] No.298887 del
You should start dressing like Sam Neil.

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 11:46:42 [Preview] No.298888 del
>subtlety, romance.
They are overrated. Just flop it out.

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 11:47:09 [Preview] No.298889 del
Haven't had dinner.

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 11:47:53 [Preview] No.298890 del
A pig on antibiotics.

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 11:48:41 [Preview] No.298891 del
Go on.

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 11:50:11 [Preview] No.298892 del
Unworthy get.
You must learn the dance of lust to lure the NEET.
They want the chase.

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 11:50:13 [Preview] No.298893 del
Fitter, healthier and more productive.

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 11:51:01 [Preview] No.298894 del
We have been chasing for years. Now I want to catch it.

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 11:51:19 [Preview] No.298895 del
I was going to go to bed without eating but these jam donut posts have ruined it.
I want a big berlina now, and a custard éclair.

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 11:51:58 [Preview] No.298896 del
I started writing it as a reply to Monk's good boy posts.
I don't want to discourage him.

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 11:52:19 [Preview] No.298897 del
You wouldn't know what to do with it if you got your hands on one.

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 11:55:54 [Preview] No.298898 del
Goodie goodie two shoes monk

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 11:57:18 [Preview] No.298899 del
Don't discourage him.

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 11:57:38 [Preview] No.298900 del
Don't ruin the dream for me.

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 12:03:00 [Preview] No.298901 del
At the neet compound we will have a dodgy looking jam doughnut van, operating 24/7 to supply our hungrier neets with hot jam doughnuts. I think we'll call it based doughnuts.

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 12:03:39 [Preview] No.298902 del
I'm not sleepy neets, but too lazy to do anything productive. What do?

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 12:06:13 [Preview] No.298903 del
Eat a wank/

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 12:06:43 [Preview] No.298904 del
I’m very sleepy and haven’t even had seroquel yet
Gonna have only 25mg and see how I feel

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 12:17:14 [Preview] No.298905 del
I deleted multiple posts calling him a girl's blouse, a teacher's pet, giving money to charity and wanking the homeless because I didn't want to be discouraging.

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 12:19:34 [Preview] No.298906 del
>An uploaded file could not be parsed.

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 12:25:44 [Preview] No.298907 del
They have no psychological/intoxicating effect, something to do with the gaba receptor but not changing it, idk.
They say it takes a week to work so maybe I’m just placebo’d off my own gains

I’ve had no standards, 10mg val, only 25mg seroquel. In bed tired and laughing at some posts here. Feel ready to curl up in a ball and smile my way to sleep. I have long felt like low dose alcohol actually keeps me awake

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 12:26:42 [Preview] No.298908 del
dont !

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 12:27:52 [Preview] No.298909 del
>smile my way to sleep.
The world is wrong.
I can feel the board luring me into your position as mong.

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 12:29:15 [Preview] No.298911 del
You should be inspired by him and follow his lead and turn your life around.

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 12:31:13 [Preview] No.298912 del
i just found the discord of one of my mortal enemies tonight

time for slumber

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 12:32:09 [Preview] No.298913 del
Should I just?

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 12:33:34 [Preview] No.298914 del
Is this a synthwave rivalry?

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 12:33:39 [Preview] No.298915 del

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NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 12:35:26 [Preview] No.298917 del
Could probably do that.

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 12:39:59 [Preview] No.298918 del
night friends, another day awaits

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 12:40:04 [Preview] No.298919 del
Nuro created a schism within the Synthwave community once.

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 12:56:31 [Preview] No.298920 del
We must inaugurate a new board Mong

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 13:58:31 [Preview] No.298921 del
We need to wait a suitable period to see if Monk relapses or not.

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 18:41:26 [Preview] No.298922 del
I'd honk her right boob too.

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 18:43:25 [Preview] No.298923 del
mordniong all

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 18:49:28 [Preview] No.298924 del
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NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 18:56:27 [Preview] No.298925 del
>Trump supporter shocked after president commutes sentence of man who swindled him out of his life savings

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 19:18:02 [Preview] No.298927 del
Catboy Kami got busted in the usa.

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 19:34:06 [Preview] No.298928 del
Kami got busted up the arse.

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 19:49:20 [Preview] No.298929 del
What for?

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 20:02:12 [Preview] No.298930 del
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Good Morning, Gentlemen
Today we abseil off a building and attempt to fix leaks. Whats a ditty bag?

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 20:07:18 [Preview] No.298932 del
Morning neeties.

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 20:10:13 [Preview] No.298933 del
>The media says biden has now been sworn in as the next president
Trump's still got this in the bag, r-right neets? I'm starting to get nervous.

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 20:16:45 [Preview] No.298934 del
I am heartbroken.

Nothing for it. Time to start doing stand up comedy. The frustration is too real. Bidets gonna fuck us over

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 20:37:30 [Preview] No.298936 del
Oh my.

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 20:37:39 [Preview] No.298937 del
Good morning NEETs.

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 20:42:24 [Preview] No.298938 del
The first post sounds like me.

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 20:46:37 [Preview] No.298939 del

You can download the movie with any browser add on despite their limit to watch it.


>Possum better have fucking done something about his housing today
What did he need to do?

>AND I started taking those fucking addict pills
Good news.

I have finished my last antibiotic today. 20 tablets, four a day.

>I deleted multiple posts

Straight to the arse and out the cock.

Hearty kek

Can you post an article about it please.

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 20:49:25 [Preview] No.298940 del
>'I felt violated': Mum-of-three's shock after discovering an intruder was living in her ceiling for WEEKS - and how she almost caught him cooking chicken nuggets in her kitchen

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 20:52:16 [Preview] No.298941 del
She looks alright. I'd eat her nuggers.

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 20:53:33 [Preview] No.298942 del
You'd fall through her ceiling.

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 20:53:44 [Preview] No.298943 del

No alcoholic beverages were consumed last night, and only 25mg of seroquel went down the hatch, half my normal dose - assisted by the Valium however. A success nonetheless.

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 20:55:34 [Preview] No.298944 del
Why Cruiser needs a new Helen
>Incredible footage shows the 'fight to the death' between a backyard chicken and a snake - and the winner is a complete surprise

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 20:55:38 [Preview] No.298945 del
Morning. You slept well I assume.

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 20:56:00 [Preview] No.298946 del
Morning NEET.

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 20:56:27 [Preview] No.298947 del
Good on ya Monk.

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 20:57:52 [Preview] No.298948 del
Now get a taipan or a king brown and see how tough she is.

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 21:00:48 [Preview] No.298949 del
Pretty good. Woke up at 4;47 after a dream about my ex-gf fucking someone else in a way she never did with me. Managed to get back to sleep

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 21:01:26 [Preview] No.298950 del
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NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 21:07:39 [Preview] No.298951 del
just had a landline call from Motherbat crying about that fucking iPhone
fuck my sister is a stupid cunt

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 21:48:28 [Preview] No.298952 del
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Things aren't looking pretty in the QAnon group chat

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 21:50:55 [Preview] No.298953 del
>"By midday, a new spin to the conspiracy theory gripped the far right message boards: Biden was their savior all along, a twist multiple QAnon influencers threw their support behind."

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 21:52:16 [Preview] No.298954 del
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ron the con

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 21:57:48 [Preview] No.298956 del
2 monsters and 2 gummi pizzas cost me 10 bucks.
How much is a slab of monsters? Or do you have to buy them by the 4 pack?

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 22:00:12 [Preview] No.298957 del
Woolies has had 4 packs for $6.50 for a while now.

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 22:05:53 [Preview] No.298958 del
Got that sunny morning, energetic, work from home feeling.
A can of monster, sorting the morning e-mails and some great music on the speakers.
Fuck will I miss this when I go back to the cage next month.

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 22:17:25 [Preview] No.298959 del
have a wank

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 22:21:20 [Preview] No.298960 del
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Morning Neets

Slept Well, My guts are back on track on track after the evil purge on tuesday night thanks to taking it easy , a steak and some yakults

Avoiding flavourtown for a while back to juicing for breakfast.

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 22:30:47 [Preview] No.298961 del
The HA cooked me some pilaf and chipati for lunch.

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 22:41:12 [Preview] No.298963 del
Sounds nice

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 22:42:11 [Preview] No.298964 del
It was a nice gesture. Particularly given she cooked it specially for me as she knew I wouldn't like what she was going to eat.

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 22:45:25 [Preview] No.298965 del
When are you going to finally fuck her webby?

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 22:49:31 [Preview] No.298966 del
Second monster going down

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 22:52:16 [Preview] No.298967 del
don't think it's an option

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 22:53:07 [Preview] No.298968 del
Is she hot?

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 22:54:37 [Preview] No.298969 del
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NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 22:54:52 [Preview] No.298970 del
i don't mind her

NEET 01/20/2021 (Wed) 23:48:17 [Preview] No.298971 del


NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 00:01:09 [Preview] No.298972 del
Wage is death.

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 00:06:43 [Preview] No.298973 del

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 00:10:18 [Preview] No.298974 del
>never leave house
>loose something
>object never seen again
I found my old wallet in the cheese drawer of the fridge.
Trump killed da people
Trump virus bad

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 00:10:39 [Preview] No.298975 del
What a pseud that last commenter is.

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 00:15:19 [Preview] No.298976 del
Good morning Nuro.

>Avoiding flavourtown for a while
Probably a good idea. All that sodium and grease can't be good for your body.

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 00:15:39 [Preview] No.298977 del
Well done Monk. You are doing well. Keep going.

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 00:31:12 [Preview] No.298978 del
Thinking of taking up drinking to correct the cosmic balance.

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 00:32:36 [Preview] No.298979 del
monk, monk
lovely junk

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 00:32:52 [Preview] No.298980 del
For those not keeping track, Q has gone full gold-fringe-flag SovCit, and now claims Trump will be sworn in as the 19th president of the restored republic of 1870 on March 3rd (the original inauguration date).

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 00:33:06 [Preview] No.298981 del
>Those olives are bad for you. Just stick to the drugs and goon, nuro.

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 00:34:28 [Preview] No.298982 del

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 00:35:37 [Preview] No.298983 del
Need to find some more UFO documentaries. I fear I may have seen literally all of them.

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 00:38:33 [Preview] No.298984 del
i just came back from dan's with a bottle of black label
so maybe you can hold off?

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 00:41:24 [Preview] No.298985 del
How many standars in it?

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 00:42:56 [Preview] No.298986 del
It occurred to me that I used to drink more when I was on benzos than when I wasn't, because they made me more depressed and hopeless and uncaring.

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 00:53:29 [Preview] No.298987 del
had to cut an anti-theft beeper thing off it with a hacksaw
fucking dan making me work for my supper

>tfw on prozac
makes me hate life more

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 01:15:25 [Preview] No.298988 del
Stop taking them then.

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 01:27:20 [Preview] No.298989 del
should aye

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 01:31:32 [Preview] No.298990 del
I remember sitting inside my flat for two weeks in late march 2020, literally never going outside because I was afraid I'd get bad aids, until my mummybot called me and reminded me that vitamin D deficiency could make you sick. Also remember getting boxes of meat and vegies and fruit home delivered, and wiping them down with soapy water in case they had bat aids.

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 01:32:26 [Preview] No.298991 del
pretty sure i said you were crazy

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 01:32:46 [Preview] No.298992 del
>thinking about going to the otways during this 40+ shit that's coming

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 01:33:10 [Preview] No.298993 del
Halfway through my first can of lamb. Feeling FANTASTIC.

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 01:33:35 [Preview] No.298994 del
did you steal it?

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 01:35:00 [Preview] No.298995 del
>not the bottles


NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 01:35:37 [Preview] No.298996 del
why didn't they remove it?

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 01:36:35 [Preview] No.298997 del
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>mums doing a kfc run

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 01:37:13 [Preview] No.298998 del
>why didn't they remove it?
dunno it was in a box so they just scanned it
maybe it was a newbie

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 01:40:20 [Preview] No.298999 del
Big webster

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 01:42:58 [Preview] No.299000 del
I wish I had your mummybot. Thining of getting some kfc on ubereats

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 01:44:13 [Preview] No.299001 del
Going to have a study.

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 01:44:55 [Preview] No.299002 del

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 01:45:12 [Preview] No.299003 del
Have fun, Shitey

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 01:48:24 [Preview] No.299004 del
weber used to rap under the name biggie-smalls but faked his death and became "Big Wombo" in 1997.

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 01:50:34 [Preview] No.299005 del
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How is it that the kfc dipping bucket comes without ONE SINGLE piece of original recipe?

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 01:53:20 [Preview] No.299006 del
This watermelon flavoured lamb tastes kinda putrid. Not sure if I should keep drinking or not.

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 01:57:03 [Preview] No.299007 del
Tip it down the sink.

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 01:58:02 [Preview] No.299008 del
as a general rule, i find watermelon flavoured beverages and ice blocks yucky

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 02:00:25 [Preview] No.299009 del
>3 piece box down the hatch

>tfw too rich to drink bottom of the barrel piss
johnnie and pepsi max for me
but you should knock back what you've got

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 02:02:11 [Preview] No.299010 del
5 day weekend starting in 2.5 hours

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 02:03:58 [Preview] No.299012 del
go to the otways

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 02:04:27 [Preview] No.299013 del
ottoway in best a is very different

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 02:05:51 [Preview] No.299014 del
>watermelon flavoured lamb

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 02:05:55 [Preview] No.299015 del
go to the birdwood bakery and get a mug of joe

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 02:07:28 [Preview] No.299016 del
what's it called? google got no idea

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 02:07:43 [Preview] No.299017 del
phat lamb

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 02:13:04 [Preview] No.299019 del
Yeah, I think you're right. I'll try and visit it.

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 02:15:04 [Preview] No.299020 del

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 02:19:15 [Preview] No.299021 del
Yeah, just did that. An unaccustomed attack of common sense.

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 02:21:50 [Preview] No.299022 del
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what happened to this nice girlie?

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 02:42:30 [Preview] No.299023 del
Do government jobs pay significantly less than the equivalent private sector ones?

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 03:01:13 [Preview] No.299024 del
not significantly, but there can be differences

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 03:14:33 [Preview] No.299026 del
Lunch time.

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 03:16:14 [Preview] No.299027 del
Have all my fellow neets just expired in the heat or something?

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 03:16:31 [Preview] No.299028 del
ever heard of him but he seems like a scumbag.

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 03:17:18 [Preview] No.299029 del
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Imagine what this horrid old thing would look like without makeup.

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 03:29:32 [Preview] No.299030 del
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He's just not strong enough to handle a REAL woman.

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 03:29:56 [Preview] No.299031 del
Having a yellow top

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 03:34:19 [Preview] No.299032 del
1:22:43 into Interstellar.
Alright so far, not overly invested in it.

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 03:37:20 [Preview] No.299033 del
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>"You're telling me that I will never be a real woman? What if I told you that it's off to the asylum with you, you misgendering pig"
care of r/4chan

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 03:37:55 [Preview] No.299034 del
Do you like the cheeky talking robot?

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 03:39:13 [Preview] No.299035 del
I'm not sure, I find the way it walks pretty retarded.

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 03:39:40 [Preview] No.299036 del
I hope it finishes in 8 minutes. Movies should not be longer than 1:30

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 03:40:41 [Preview] No.299037 del
It is a curious thing that as attention spans got shorter the movies started getting longer.

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 03:41:41 [Preview] No.299038 del
And the woman Amelia is pissing me off.
There is a reason that women weren't allowed on ships. She is risking all of humanity for the sake of being in love with someone who is in all likelihood dead.
I hate women.

1:20 to go. Fucking long film. Considering cutting it short.

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 03:43:02 [Preview] No.299039 del
The soundtrack is nice.

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 03:44:12 [Preview] No.299040 del
Such a snarky bitch.
And now Batman's Butler is dying in hospital.

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 03:45:53 [Preview] No.299041 del
Alfred is dead.

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 03:46:36 [Preview] No.299042 del
Whose Alfred?

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 03:46:50 [Preview] No.299043 del
I wonder if the simpler plots being used up required films to get longer?

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 03:47:25 [Preview] No.299044 del
Professor Brand just died. It is the same actor as Alfred the Butler in Nolan's batman films. His name isn't actually Alfred in Interstellar.

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 03:48:26 [Preview] No.299045 del
I liked the almost plotless action movies of the 80's.

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 03:50:31 [Preview] No.299047 del
Nuro's in town.

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 03:51:13 [Preview] No.299048 del
Who was in the wrong?

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 03:52:19 [Preview] No.299049 del
Imagine how salty all the boomers must have been.

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 03:53:06 [Preview] No.299050 del
Given the old cunt was up on the footpath, I'd say the old cunt. Couldn't wait a couple of minutes for the truck to swing out and turn out of the side street.

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 03:55:10 [Preview] No.299051 del

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 03:55:48 [Preview] No.299052 del
Are trucks just allowed to take up more than one lane to do turns?

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 03:55:59 [Preview] No.299053 del
They'd be all on the phone to the coppers in no time.

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 03:56:07 [Preview] No.299054 del
Not Michael Caine, surely? He's too based to ever let himself die.

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 03:56:13 [Preview] No.299055 del
It's simple physics, mate. There's now "allowed" about it.

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 03:56:42 [Preview] No.299056 del
Yes, some turns are impossible without taking up a extra lane.

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 04:00:22 [Preview] No.299057 del
I didn't realize he was in Zulu.

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 04:04:52 [Preview] No.299058 del
The carlets should fear the semi.

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 04:37:34 [Preview] No.299059 del
Very quiet NEETs

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 04:37:40 [Preview] No.299060 del
You predicted this to the letter.

Top ranking shizos.

What happy memories?

Thank you.

>and some yakults
They are underrated in how important they can be for you.

>she cooked it specially for me as she knew
How lovely.

I could that would be an advertisement.

Those people that blame everything else are toxic. Probably did them a favour. I might see how it is.

He probably had a cheeky snooze on the way there.

The goon tax will come.

I would such a performance.

He looks like a entitled scum bag that cannot accept his past decisions then lashes at angrily at others (Going to court to tell his side of the story with that seventeen year old girl, the old perv)



NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 04:38:23 [Preview] No.299061 del
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>now claims Trump will be sworn in as the 19th president

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 04:38:59 [Preview] No.299062 del
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>He's just not strong enough to handle a REAL woman.
There have been some good counter memes

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 04:41:12 [Preview] No.299063 del

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 04:48:26 [Preview] No.299064 del
Back to watching Interstellar again.

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 04:50:19 [Preview] No.299065 del
>tfw nuro will never give you a dink on his BASED beach bike

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 04:58:45 [Preview] No.299066 del
Nuro's got a friend in Jesus.

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 05:04:42 [Preview] No.299067 del
How lovely.

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 05:12:51 [Preview] No.299068 del
I got ten (10) (You)'s from this post.

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 05:14:15 [Preview] No.299069 del
Home now for five (5) days. Having a stout in front of the airconditioner. Got a bottle of wine in the fridge.

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 05:18:18 [Preview] No.299070 del
In the mood for a snack. Nothing to really snack on though.
I was enjoying some cheese and crackers but I am out of crackers.

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 05:19:55 [Preview] No.299071 del
Feel a bit sick after that protein shake.

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 05:23:09 [Preview] No.299072 del
(You) earned them all because you replied.

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 05:23:15 [Preview] No.299073 del
What other makings do you have?

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 05:23:25 [Preview] No.299074 del
>front of the airconditioner.

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 05:23:30 [Preview] No.299075 del
55 minutes to go for Interstellar.
Going to stop and have a study instead.

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 05:24:13 [Preview] No.299076 del
I've got some stew and ingredients to make more stew. That is it.

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 05:27:02 [Preview] No.299077 del
Stew it is

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 05:27:57 [Preview] No.299078 del
Yes, although I’m presently in the toilet doing an urgent poo that came upon me with little warning.

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 05:30:33 [Preview] No.299079 del
It knew you were relaxing.

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 05:31:23 [Preview] No.299080 del
Or the HA has given me food poisoning for nearly amputating her leg...

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 05:34:01 [Preview] No.299081 del
>HA has given me food poisoning
Then causing food poisoning is a complement in Indian. You should be thankful.

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 05:35:20 [Preview] No.299082 del
I mean causing you to poo is the complement.

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 05:36:38 [Preview] No.299083 del
Kek, she went straight for your arse.

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 05:40:02 [Preview] No.299084 del
Lamb chops and mashed potato for dindins.

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 05:41:19 [Preview] No.299085 del
I trust you made enough for all of us...

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 05:47:46 [Preview] No.299086 del
Jack Ma showed up again.
I wonder if his anus is the same.

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 05:53:22 [Preview] No.299088 del
Nuro is going to have some explaining to do.

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 05:56:19 [Preview] No.299089 del
Some pretty decent posts were made today.

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 05:59:01 [Preview] No.299090 del
We've been infiltrated.

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 05:59:30 [Preview] No.299091 del
That's a shame.

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 06:04:43 [Preview] No.299092 del
It was hot today. Too damn hot.

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 06:05:12 [Preview] No.299093 del
I have y fronts and the aircon on.

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 06:07:11 [Preview] No.299094 del
Nuro has his reasons. Never question Nuro.

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 06:08:35 [Preview] No.299095 del
Possum said the banjo was a stupid instrument once.

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 06:09:46 [Preview] No.299096 del
having a green after me black label nap

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 06:09:47 [Preview] No.299097 del
Was just thinking about mad max, and I realised it's actually a western, with max as the wandering gunfighter. Humungous's tribe are really american indians, fighting white settlers. Some of them even have mowhawks, just like the historical indians did.

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 06:10:21 [Preview] No.299098 del
He meant as a sex toy. But he was right about it being stupid as a musical instrument as well.

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 06:10:38 [Preview] No.299099 del
101 emails.

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 06:11:17 [Preview] No.299100 del
Nigga Wikipedia even says this.

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 06:11:42 [Preview] No.299101 del
You're dead to me.

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 06:13:26 [Preview] No.299102 del
do two of them eat spaggets and kiss?

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 06:18:17 [Preview] No.299103 del
apparently Tina Turner is still alive
cruisey used to wank to beyond thunderdome

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 06:19:25 [Preview] No.299104 del
>cruisey used to wank to beyond thunderdome
that's the one with all the kids in it

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 06:22:03 [Preview] No.299105 del
I didn't mean it like that.
He just wanked to the giant mong with a midget on his back

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 06:22:30 [Preview] No.299106 del
Break a deal
Face the wheel

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 06:24:16 [Preview] No.299107 del
>tfw drugs

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 06:27:57 [Preview] No.299108 del
Absolutely fucking craving some standards. These mong pills haven't kicked in yet. Feel like going to get a 6 pack of oats to be honest.

Gotta leave early tomorrow. Went to pickup the stuff left in my car but you can't get into the yard with thongs on. Mong discrimination. Got 4 grand for the write off too. That's enough for 1992 cans of oatties.

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 06:29:46 [Preview] No.299109 del
Keep taking your anti-mong tablets and you'll be fine.

>Got 4 grand for the write off too
Well done.

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 06:31:42 [Preview] No.299110 del
I thought she died of a benzo overdose...no, that was another negress, whitney houston.

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 06:33:10 [Preview] No.299111 del
i wish
all they do is mong you more

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 06:34:38 [Preview] No.299112 del
Just had a plumber, a client, and a case manager on a 4 way call with two phones.
Absolute chaos.

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 06:35:05 [Preview] No.299113 del
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Mong pilled and based.

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 06:35:10 [Preview] No.299114 del
That took me a while to understand.
that's from Lady and the Tramp.

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 06:35:37 [Preview] No.299115 del
I liked her in Proud Mary while coked up.

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 06:36:26 [Preview] No.299116 del
>1992 cans of oatties.
boong lyf sorted.

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 06:36:47 [Preview] No.299117 del
>4 grand
How much charlie can you get?

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 06:38:33 [Preview] No.299118 del
Did someones shitter break?

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 06:38:37 [Preview] No.299119 del
I don't know how much it costs at higher volumes

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 06:41:12 [Preview] No.299120 del
>tfw bored

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 06:42:09 [Preview] No.299121 del
Have a valium, resist the standard.

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 06:45:18 [Preview] No.299122 del
had some macdolans
time for some fridge wine and maybe some james bong moofie

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 06:47:58 [Preview] No.299123 del
So badly just wanna get webber'd

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 06:48:19 [Preview] No.299124 del
No! Bad NEET!

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 06:48:59 [Preview] No.299125 del
Maybe I'll just drink every second day

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 06:53:02 [Preview] No.299126 del
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got these from aldi once
guess i'll never see them again

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 06:55:54 [Preview] No.299127 del
Not that the stuff you posted is weird, but Aldi has some weird stuff.

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 06:58:10 [Preview] No.299128 del
it does, i saw they were selling Japanese mayonnaise there once.

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 06:58:57 [Preview] No.299129 del
They were once selling kevlar motorbike jackets and jeans.

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 07:00:23 [Preview] No.299130 del

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 07:06:40 [Preview] No.299131 del
For people like Shire

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 07:06:50 [Preview] No.299132 del
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>some macdolans
What did you have? One of those big packs of chicken nuggets and fries, I hope?

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 07:06:58 [Preview] No.299133 del
The local is calling to me

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 07:08:13 [Preview] No.299134 del
The other day i saw they were selling a hatchet which made me laugh

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 07:08:18 [Preview] No.299135 del
It is not.

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 07:08:22 [Preview] No.299136 del
I went and checked them out, the quality seemed pretty bad compared to the already cheapo dririder gear I have.

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 07:09:09 [Preview] No.299137 del
This was my Executive Order: large big mac meal, triple cheeseburger, 10 nuggers, strawberry sundae

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 07:09:19 [Preview] No.299138 del
Any neets want to guess how many nuggets are in that heap?

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 07:10:02 [Preview] No.299139 del
a blob of cast iron in the shape of a hatchet

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 07:10:31 [Preview] No.299140 del
Listening to a covax webinar

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 07:10:31 [Preview] No.299141 del
Also in regards to cheapo gear, it will do it's job if you stack it, has kevlar lining and stuff, but you still get a heat burn if you go for a big slide, and the knee, hip and back padding probably won't help if you hit a tree or other solid object.

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 07:11:16 [Preview] No.299142 del
i could make a fairly accurate guess as it is basically a square step pyramid minus the point

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 07:11:55 [Preview] No.299143 del

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 07:11:57 [Preview] No.299144 del
Just one of those items except for the sundae would fill me up. Feed = Power

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 07:12:19 [Preview] No.299145 del
I'll estimate around 45 nuggers.

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 07:12:20 [Preview] No.299146 del
plus or minus 2

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 07:13:37 [Preview] No.299147 del
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BASED...wait, who the fuck prefers strawberry to chocolate or caramel?

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 07:13:42 [Preview] No.299148 del
Still feel a bit sick.

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 07:13:48 [Preview] No.299149 del
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>strawberry sundae

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 07:14:06 [Preview] No.299150 del
15 boxes x 18 nuggers = 270

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 07:14:45 [Preview] No.299151 del
1:57:18 into Interstellar.
Finding it pretty shit at this point.

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 07:14:50 [Preview] No.299152 del
>chocolate or caramel?
Chocolate is rich and Caramel is sickly. I am not him but strawberry is a reasonable alternative.

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 07:14:53 [Preview] No.299153 del
If each of those boxes contains 20 nuggets, that' probably about right. We'll call 180 chicken nuggets 1 helen

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 07:15:20 [Preview] No.299154 del
I think it's a pretty good moofie

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 07:15:58 [Preview] No.299155 del
We told you that at 0:00:00.

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 07:16:57 [Preview] No.299156 del
The 4d cube thingo at the end is pretty cool

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 07:16:59 [Preview] No.299157 del
It was a good moofie, Had a laff at the drone from the "Indian Navy"

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 07:17:20 [Preview] No.299158 del
HCP's can pay for stuff like that, but she wants an ivory one to replace the one she has. A plumber went there and then she kicked him out because the cistern was plastic. She then found one on facebook and wanted to get one second hand. I said no and her and her daughter sperged out.

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 07:17:38 [Preview] No.299159 del
Buy in bulk and save.

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 07:17:59 [Preview] No.299160 del
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NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 07:19:08 [Preview] No.299161 del
big coom

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 07:19:20 [Preview] No.299162 del
The last few minutes have been better.

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 07:19:35 [Preview] No.299163 del
I guess so? It's too lame to be fake spermies.

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 07:20:29 [Preview] No.299164 del
I got some of this today. 2017.
Currently chilling, might crack it later today, looks nice.
I was going to try a pinot but decided to go with something I knew.
I'm over shiraz's.


NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 07:20:53 [Preview] No.299165 del
Is her desire for a fancy toilet linked to some mental illness she has?

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 07:20:53 [Preview] No.299166 del
to be continued...

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 07:21:26 [Preview] No.299167 del
Getting hungry.

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 07:21:36 [Preview] No.299168 del
I saw it in shop but my jewdar went off too hard.

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 07:21:46 [Preview] No.299169 del
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Why are you people so fucking demented to literally simp over some random Disneyworld worker who's scared of you all?

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 07:22:36 [Preview] No.299170 del
I want a banana paddlepop.

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 07:22:50 [Preview] No.299171 del
What the fuck are you on about?

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 07:23:06 [Preview] No.299172 del
I am drinking this: https://www.danmurphys.com.au/product/DM_122102/nepenthe-sauvignon-blanc

I didn't choose it, I just told the wookie in the BWS drive through to get me a sauvignon blanc worth about $20

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 07:24:14 [Preview] No.299173 del
is it good?

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 07:24:49 [Preview] No.299174 del
it's not too bad
bws charged $22, 5 dollarydoos more than dan

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 07:26:25 [Preview] No.299175 del
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I find something about this image deeply disturbing and it isn't the camletoe.

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 07:28:20 [Preview] No.299176 del
was this from a story about trying to design a new space suit?
apparently the original ones are all fucked

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 07:28:30 [Preview] No.299177 del
Does she think that her funding is some type of bank account? She's sperging out because the government funding isn't buying the right shitter for her?

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 07:28:43 [Preview] No.299178 del
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So an incident in my life has lead me to become deeply introspective of myself and one thing that I've realized is that I'm dumb as hell. Like, my intelligence is so minuscule that I won't ever master any kind of skill, whether that is mastering a game like Age of Empires 2 or learning and mastering coding languages. My memory and critical thinking skills are just too below the normal to even become decent at these things and there is nothing I can do to fix this, so the only thing left to do is to cope.

How do you learn to accept this very grim reality? Best copes for low intelligence? I've lost all hope and I'm ready to ball my eyes out.

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 07:30:34 [Preview] No.299179 del
>I'm ready to ball my eyes out.
I am here for you my child.

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 07:30:46 [Preview] No.299180 del
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Does it come in black?

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 07:30:51 [Preview] No.299181 del
Apply for DSP with an intellectual disability and enjoy early retirement.

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 07:32:47 [Preview] No.299182 del
You write reasonably well, you can't be as stupid as you think. (You wrote ball instead of bawl though).

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 07:33:04 [Preview] No.299183 del
I know this feeling very well. I attribute it in part to my alcoholism.
You're probably just being a gay cunt and obsessing with shit that isn't as bad as it seems.
Take me for example, too much of a lazy ADD pisshead gay lord to focus on learning to code. Sure I can do some things but never properly put in the effort to start from the ground up.
You might find yourself more competent than you think, take for example the way I get pissed off at apparently intelligent people at work who don't know how to organise their inbox or other similar things. People in business don't know shit about technology (just one example) but they use their other skills to make up for it. I often get frustrated because I don't know how to cook and buy the wrong laundry detergent and other mong stuff like that, but I'm still competent enough to keep up with the rest of my life just

Take a chill pill, have a choof

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 07:34:10 [Preview] No.299184 del
nah, she's just old and wants the same type.

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 07:35:18 [Preview] No.299185 del
I clicked this and the sales rep called.
PC lagged and wouldn't mute.

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 07:35:58 [Preview] No.299186 del
break her hip
it's what possum would do

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 07:36:14 [Preview] No.299187 del
Lizbef scum wouldn't know a good drop.
Surprised he didn't come back with two goon bags.

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 07:37:02 [Preview] No.299188 del
Garn down the local


NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 07:37:09 [Preview] No.299189 del
Age Care sort of is.
They get told 'it's their money'.
Not that it's money you can use *conditions apply

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 07:37:43 [Preview] No.299190 del
it was a female
the two sheilas there think I have good taste

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 07:38:22 [Preview] No.299191 del
He's the big picture humanitarian.
One less mouth to feed.

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 07:38:55 [Preview] No.299192 del
Tell them they will learn to lick it.

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 07:39:05 [Preview] No.299193 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=k1qpgQr8wXk [Embed]

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 07:39:12 [Preview] No.299194 del
You loved it!

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 07:39:41 [Preview] No.299195 del
I can't remember who served me.
The dyke looking one was outside the whole time I was there, she must've had at least three smokes.

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 07:40:08 [Preview] No.299196 del

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 07:40:48 [Preview] No.299197 del
whats your elo in aoe2?

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 07:41:40 [Preview] No.299198 del
that just means nuro did some stuff with bits and shit, right?

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 07:46:31 [Preview] No.299199 del
So what is a complete list of nuro's occupations:
>Computer scientist
>Musician (synthwave)

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 07:46:48 [Preview] No.299200 del
Phone just opened up to that cumshot video at the local

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 07:48:40 [Preview] No.299201 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Clhg5PYsVpc [Embed]

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 07:48:44 [Preview] No.299202 del
They already know what you are like and expect it.

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 07:48:49 [Preview] No.299203 del

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 07:49:39 [Preview] No.299204 del
Pilot too - naval aviator I believe. I distinctly remember him starring in the documentary Top Gun, to which he also wrote the soundtrack.

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 07:53:51 [Preview] No.299205 del
still want to have a jam with nuro, he can even lay out some melody on his keyboard and I'll jam along with my guitar.

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 07:53:56 [Preview] No.299206 del
tom cruise told him he could ride his tail any time

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 07:55:14 [Preview] No.299207 del
Imagine getting double by tom cruise on that old kawasaki gpz900r down a runway.

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 07:55:51 [Preview] No.299208 del
Schooner going down way too fast

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 07:55:56 [Preview] No.299209 del

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 07:56:54 [Preview] No.299210 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=5p4QR-FstrE [Embed]

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 07:57:00 [Preview] No.299211 del
Did the publican have a wank?

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 07:57:03 [Preview] No.299212 del
The arse needs it and cock craves it.

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 07:57:19 [Preview] No.299213 del
23:50 left of Interstellar.

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 07:58:09 [Preview] No.299214 del
The soundtrack gives me feels though.

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 07:58:09 [Preview] No.299215 del
12 of those will be credits, fwiw

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 07:58:45 [Preview] No.299216 del
The sound track is pretty good.

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 08:01:50 [Preview] No.299217 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=2T6eJEJZHzo [Embed]

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 08:02:38 [Preview] No.299218 del
Nuro was the true creator of timecube.

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 08:06:26 [Preview] No.299219 del
The shouting of "Eureka" and the throwing of the paper is pretty cringe. 15:25 left.

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 08:07:27 [Preview] No.299220 del
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NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 08:08:27 [Preview] No.299221 del
I wonder if Shire watches Wheeler Dealers on the tele

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 08:12:00 [Preview] No.299222 del
I dunno if I can resist taking home a 6 pack

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 08:12:24 [Preview] No.299223 del
be strong, monk

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 08:13:23 [Preview] No.299224 del
As you drink your wine in your undies under the aircon.

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 08:13:55 [Preview] No.299225 del
Nope, I watch very little television.

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 08:14:37 [Preview] No.299226 del
This is the best drop I've had in a while.

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 08:14:57 [Preview] No.299227 del
I don't have paint to make memes.

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 08:15:23 [Preview] No.299228 del
What do you watch on youtube?
Are you doing any mechanic shit at home?

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 08:16:08 [Preview] No.299229 del
Download it!

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 08:16:21 [Preview] No.299230 del
I finished a while ago.

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 08:16:43 [Preview] No.299231 del
You probably couldn't even tell red from white if you had a blindfold on.

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 08:17:02 [Preview] No.299232 del
Did you drink the whole bottle?

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 08:17:26 [Preview] No.299233 del
yeah and a longneck of stout

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 08:18:00 [Preview] No.299234 del
I just watch random stuff on youtube that may interest me, at the moment some music theory stuff.

As for mechanical stuff, I need to service my bike next month, just a basic oil change and a checkup on other parts.

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 08:18:05 [Preview] No.299235 del
Finish the moofie.
It was strictly alright I guess.

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 08:18:06 [Preview] No.299236 del
he could so
i hope

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 08:18:42 [Preview] No.299237 del
you should stroke your bike
i will help you
i have hammer

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 08:20:10 [Preview] No.299238 del
lol, I'm thinking of trading it in for a bigger bike, probably a Yamaha XSR700

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 08:20:44 [Preview] No.299239 del
What does Cindy think of this idea?

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 08:20:53 [Preview] No.299240 del
I have good taste. That's why I needed paint, to make the wine connoisseur flag. A big purply/red drop called Big Drop. You'll have to imagine I'm doing it. Then not give me (You)s when you notice it a month later after the first two >tfw impressed and good job posts. Those two NEETs give everyone (You)s. Their (You)'s are stale. Pre-used (You)s.

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 08:22:22 [Preview] No.299241 del
She's okay with it, I've taken her for a ride on the R3 a few times, she liked it.

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 08:22:27 [Preview] No.299242 del
Why do you need so much to get boong'd?
You need a new drug.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=N6uEMOeDZsA [Embed]

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 08:22:36 [Preview] No.299243 del
Inflated (You) economy

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 08:24:13 [Preview] No.299244 del
You can build up a tolerance to alcohol pretty easily.

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 08:24:49 [Preview] No.299245 del
>Why do you need so much to get boong'd?
morbid obesity and genetic tolerance maybe?
i'm not shitfaced, just happy

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 08:26:05 [Preview] No.299246 del
is it comfortable for her to ride pillion for a couple of hours if you did a road trip?

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 08:26:27 [Preview] No.299247 del
Make that flag.

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 08:29:19 [Preview] No.299248 del
Nope, my bike really wasn't designed for a passenger but you can still do it, I've just taken her for a few a few blasts around the block on the back and down to Cronulla a few times.

Also feels weird with a passenger on the back.

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 08:31:27 [Preview] No.299249 del
Good Evening NEETs

Waiting at the fish and chip shop. You guys want anything ?

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 08:32:07 [Preview] No.299250 del
Any recommendations for where to buy clothes if you aren't a rich cunt?
I'm not an exec so I can wear human sizes.

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 08:32:19 [Preview] No.299251 del
30kg of potato fritters (not scollops or whatever you mongs call them)

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 08:32:40 [Preview] No.299252 del
A spergout tonight.

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 08:32:41 [Preview] No.299253 del
I got a tshirt at BigW for $8 yesterday

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 08:33:30 [Preview] No.299254 del
30kg of chiko rolls

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 08:33:55 [Preview] No.299255 del
kmart, it's where I get most of my clothes from.

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 08:37:43 [Preview] No.299256 del
I’m on my bikes I can’t carry that sorry.

On what topic ?

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 08:37:55 [Preview] No.299257 del
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Fuck cunt
Bought the 6 pack.

6 * 1.4 = 8.4, + 1.5 * 2 = 11.4 standards.
If it takes one hour per standard, and we negate that by 20% given my height and weight and lack of food, thats 9.2 hours to reach 00BAC. I have to drive at ~7:45 so we should be safe.
Also bought a pack of darts. Absolutely aboriginal. Fucking coon! Not sure what came over me, the late afternoon sun, the girl on bumble, the couple days of clarity and stress free wage, the self-implied reward for otherwise normal behaviour.
Might chuck some down the sink. Might eat the valium early and try to leave them in the fridge. Faaark. Boongin ain't easy but it sure is fun.

having a colonial draught

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 08:39:20 [Preview] No.299258 del
Good evening Nuro. No thanks.

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 08:39:57 [Preview] No.299259 del
>I’m on my bikes I can’t carry that sorry.
You have let me down.
You have let the gen down.
But most importantly, you have let yourself down.

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 08:40:20 [Preview] No.299260 del
Son I am disappoint

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 08:41:14 [Preview] No.299262 del
I like watching those.
I especially like drummers talking about rhythm, especially when they're so good and make it look so natural.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=NMI81yIlT0Q [Embed]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=AO6XKOV3vUU [Embed]

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 08:42:28 [Preview] No.299263 del
That's why you need to rotate through substances.

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 08:42:50 [Preview] No.299264 del
I like it when you are happy.

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 08:43:09 [Preview] No.299265 del
It's not worth it.

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 08:43:25 [Preview] No.299266 del
You getting calamari rings again?

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 08:43:30 [Preview] No.299267 del
Rivers or target.

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 08:43:38 [Preview] No.299268 del
You need to tip it all down the sink.

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 08:43:57 [Preview] No.299269 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=7Kx1GVYPOos [Embed]

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 08:44:04 [Preview] No.299270 del
Three crab sticks and a scollops pack.
Make sure they keep the roe on.

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 08:45:11 [Preview] No.299271 del

https://youtube.com/watch?v=345z3-CRacM [Embed]

The full vid was on reddit, he left the traction control on and kept trying to do a burnout.

looks like one of the turbos exploded.

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 08:45:27 [Preview] No.299272 del
Just remind yourself why you want to cut down/stop, remind yourself of the benefits and the cons, you will succeed because you want to. It wont be easy and it wont happen in a week or so but you will get there.

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 08:45:33 [Preview] No.299273 del
You need to have a run off filter in that elbow. It's still good.

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 08:47:15 [Preview] No.299274 del
>Waiting at the fish and chip shop
Straight to the gut and thighs.

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 08:47:16 [Preview] No.299275 del
Ba doom ba doom ba, I didn't think you were into NSM.

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 08:47:36 [Preview] No.299276 del
(NSM) Negro Sex Music*

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 08:49:33 [Preview] No.299277 del
Dave Brubeck Band NSM is alright.
I bought that other album on vinyl after you posted Caravan, remember?

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 08:49:57 [Preview] No.299278 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=2nMfi6ai0nQ [Embed]

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 08:50:11 [Preview] No.299279 del
Any insurance will not pay out because he's been charged. His $100k car he won is now rubbish.

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 08:50:42 [Preview] No.299280 del
Take 5 beers away from me

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 08:50:49 [Preview] No.299281 del
Time for another drop.

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 08:52:14 [Preview] No.299282 del
Wish I could drink like weber, he seems to have supraphisiological ethanol metabolism powers

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 08:52:20 [Preview] No.299283 del
Yep, fucking bin'd it, don't really think insurance covers mechanical damage anyway.

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 08:53:08 [Preview] No.299284 del
I remember you liking that song. I can't recall you getting that album.

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 08:53:22 [Preview] No.299285 del
even if he hadn't been filmed, Merc/AMG would have looked at the computer and known what he was doing when it blew

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 08:54:59 [Preview] No.299287 del
I wonder what the neurochemistry behind my sunset decision making is.
Surely there is some scientific explanation.
$124 left in my every day account that was meant to last me until payday, 3 weeks away.

Oh well, just a slip up, heh heh..

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 08:55:24 [Preview] No.299288 del
Yeah, and there have been a lot of horror stories about trying to get anything replaced or fixed under mercedes-benz warranty.

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 08:55:37 [Preview] No.299289 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=MQIWVm95k7I [Embed]

Bought this on vinyl the other day

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 08:55:44 [Preview] No.299290 del
This is from the start of the album, I haven't listened to this in ages.


NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 08:55:49 [Preview] No.299291 del
Sundown in dementia/alzheimers people is well documented. We're glorified apes, remember.

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 08:58:36 [Preview] No.299292 del

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 09:02:59 [Preview] No.299293 del

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 09:03:23 [Preview] No.299294 del
Think I need food.
Who does delivery with eftpos?

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 09:04:21 [Preview] No.299295 del
dumb uggo doesn't know gladys with the gonzo jew conch?

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 09:04:45 [Preview] No.299296 del

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 09:05:31 [Preview] No.299297 del

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 09:06:35 [Preview] No.299298 del
Not sure if boong or negress
still would

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 09:06:54 [Preview] No.299299 del
Does red rooter?

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 09:07:46 [Preview] No.299300 del
I vote yes.

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 09:11:36 [Preview] No.299301 del
Braids = nigger

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 09:13:07 [Preview] No.299302 del
I want to say maybe. Perhaps call before looking embarrassed later.

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 09:13:39 [Preview] No.299303 del
place an order through the website and see if you can select eftpos or cash

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 09:15:40 [Preview] No.299304 del
Are these meals not paid for on the website?

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 09:16:54 [Preview] No.299305 del
usually they are
have you bothered to check one?

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 09:17:41 [Preview] No.299306 del
I only use ubereats

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 09:18:24 [Preview] No.299307 del
so continue to use it?
why are we having this discussion?
can't afford the uber overhead?

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 09:20:58 [Preview] No.299308 del
lol message i sent somebody christmas morning is still sitting on delivered, not read

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 09:21:05 [Preview] No.299309 del
VOUCHER: 3 Large Traditional Pizzas*$29.95
4584KJClassic Crust
4320KJNew Deep Pan
4272KJClassic Crust
You Saved$23.90

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 09:21:06 [Preview] No.299310 del
It's not that I don't talk to girls. It's just that they prefer not to talk back.

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 09:21:50 [Preview] No.299311 del
I went with dominoes, they do eftpos.
You said they do anyway. I remember that they used to.

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 09:22:06 [Preview] No.299312 del
Is it run by whites or by chinks? I could do with a chink qt.

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 09:22:22 [Preview] No.299313 del
the website should prompt you for payment?

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 09:24:27 [Preview] No.299314 del
Using the delivery instructions box above, please provide additional information about where we should place your order

This no contact shit means i can't pay them.

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 09:25:26 [Preview] No.299315 del

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 09:25:40 [Preview] No.299316 del
I was just making conversation you narky bastard

Negress is keen for drinks

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 09:25:46 [Preview] No.299317 del



NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 09:26:29 [Preview] No.299319 del
Do you use paypal or something?
I asked if they used eftpos.

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 09:27:02 [Preview] No.299320 del

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 09:27:25 [Preview] No.299321 del
That's a debit card, not a credit card.

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 09:27:27 [Preview] No.299322 del

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 09:27:49 [Preview] No.299323 del
They work the same way? Are you dumb dumb?

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 09:28:03 [Preview] No.299324 del

high five

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 09:28:30 [Preview] No.299325 del
I've never used credit.

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 09:28:48 [Preview] No.299326 del
Does it have 16 digits on the front?
An expiry date on the back?

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 09:29:42 [Preview] No.299327 del
Nice saving.

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 09:29:44 [Preview] No.299328 del

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 09:30:07 [Preview] No.299329 del
The expiry is on the front.

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 09:30:14 [Preview] No.299330 del
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NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 09:30:15 [Preview] No.299331 del
or not, because he has a card like nobody else in australia

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 09:30:15 [Preview] No.299332 del

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 09:31:53 [Preview] No.299333 del
Good night NEETs. There is an outage with my internet and I am using my phones internet so I will read for the rest of the night. Sleep well.

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 09:32:25 [Preview] No.299334 del
Turns out this card is a credit card.
I better not get pajoots hacking me over this.

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 09:32:31 [Preview] No.299335 del
good night
the EFTPOS thing has made me angry so i am going to wathc moffies

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 09:32:42 [Preview] No.299336 del

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 09:33:16 [Preview] No.299337 del

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 09:33:39 [Preview] No.299338 del
I prefer you happy.
Crack another bottle.

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 09:33:40 [Preview] No.299339 del
This 6 pack is going down in record time.
Maybe the mong pills are to blame. Maybe not.
I almost feel confident in drinking them all quickly so it wears off faster.

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 09:34:26 [Preview] No.299340 del
buy some more on your not-a-credit-card

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 09:35:08 [Preview] No.299341 del
Webby popped my credit card cherry.

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 09:35:50 [Preview] No.299342 del
tfw never did get that inheritance money

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 09:36:37 [Preview] No.299343 del
Better luck next time.

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 09:36:53 [Preview] No.299344 del
Im thinking of downloading Xcom or Pillars of eternity. do any of you NEETs have a recommendation?

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 09:39:15 [Preview] No.299345 del
4th can

I can't enjoy video games anymore. Maybe I'm too old. I feel guilty for wasting time.

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 09:39:58 [Preview] No.299346 del
I have ruined Weber's happy.

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 09:42:31 [Preview] No.299347 del
7 choofs, 1 redtop, three big drops.

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 09:43:35 [Preview] No.299348 del
>big drops
Ghost drops?

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 09:43:58 [Preview] No.299349 del
Monaro is going to be angry that I ordered food when I never do for her.
We do pick up. I feel like I'm out of touch. Even Weber is more in touch. Monk has uber and bumble.

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 09:44:23 [Preview] No.299350 del
They come from a monastery.
They are Monk drops.

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 09:44:29 [Preview] No.299351 del
that doesnt really help me but ok

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 09:45:16 [Preview] No.299352 del
>7 choofs
A lot of choofs.

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 09:45:25 [Preview] No.299353 del
He's on his period. Settling for maccas when he could be licking curry paste off a certain womans tits does that to a man.
He needs to push her up against a wall and tell her whats gonna happen, even if it risks never seeing the HA again. Women love that shit. Weber is by all means a gun touting, fancy wine drinking, car loving, ticket requesting alpha male. He needs to implement this in his love life.
His potential for greatness is ever superior to mine, and mine is pretty potent. If only he'd turn that frown upside down.

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 09:45:34 [Preview] No.299354 del

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 09:46:04 [Preview] No.299355 del
Inspiring, gonna have a choof.

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 09:47:10 [Preview] No.299356 del
unless the NEETs are supplied with goon by us they slip into a coma and die

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 09:47:30 [Preview] No.299357 del
Fuck. Too whacked to deal with the deliveryer. Haven't had to deal with this in years.
Dominoes used to bring a swipe machine that you could use.

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 09:48:23 [Preview] No.299358 del
I'm still on call.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=DDUAk1dWWiE [Embed]

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 09:49:23 [Preview] No.299359 del
>Weber is by all means a gun touting, fancy wine drinking, car loving, ticket requesting alpha male.
This gave me wood.

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 09:49:43 [Preview] No.299360 del
Too many choofs.

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 09:49:55 [Preview] No.299361 del
I'm on call next week. Have to sit at home during australia day.
Wage slave blues.

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 09:50:13 [Preview] No.299362 del
Is this the netflix thing on crack?

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 09:50:55 [Preview] No.299363 del
I feel like my sinuses are blocked.
Might just be my brain falling out.

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 09:51:12 [Preview] No.299364 del

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 09:52:07 [Preview] No.299365 del
What would you have done otherwise?

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 09:52:53 [Preview] No.299366 del
I didn't need to order three pizzas.

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 09:53:22 [Preview] No.299367 del
But it tastes nice to eat so why not?

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 09:53:37 [Preview] No.299368 del
Your delivery driver is:


NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 09:53:37 [Preview] No.299369 del
Well, you'll have some left overs for a few days at least?

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 09:54:01 [Preview] No.299370 del
Monaro is going to know I've been a boong.

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 09:54:24 [Preview] No.299371 del

Something went wrong with the driver's GPS connection.

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 09:54:58 [Preview] No.299372 del
What is your favourite app?


NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 09:55:08 [Preview] No.299373 del
But it can taste nice to eat for her as well

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 09:55:26 [Preview] No.299374 del
Whilst you wait, read some fun facts about ARJUN

Spicy Veg Trio



Apple and Apple Music are trademarks of Apple Inc., registered in the U.S. and other countries.


fc barcelona

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 09:56:10 [Preview] No.299375 del
It'll be cold.

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 09:57:29 [Preview] No.299376 del
What a time to be alive.

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 09:58:09 [Preview] No.299377 del
Argen doesn't use his fucking driver's GPS connection.

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 09:58:30 [Preview] No.299378 del
ARJUN is either a bot, a pajeet or a NPC.

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 09:59:13 [Preview] No.299379 del

Argen, you're late.

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 10:00:01 [Preview] No.299380 del
He spelt his name wrong.
A NPC Pajeet bot.

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 10:00:41 [Preview] No.299381 del
Arjen fucked off with my pizza.

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 10:01:57 [Preview] No.299382 del
Fuck all

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 10:02:42 [Preview] No.299383 del
Feel like giving 15mg valium a shot

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 10:03:15 [Preview] No.299384 del
I usually order 2, lasts me 3 days

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 10:04:34 [Preview] No.299385 del
Does it feel nice?

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 10:06:23 [Preview] No.299386 del
He had a big wank on it

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 10:06:43 [Preview] No.299387 del
Rosterer called me and went on about all this shit she did, like my whole job. I didn't know what to say, so I said thanks, bye.

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 10:07:36 [Preview] No.299388 del
Crush it up on top of a cone.

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 10:08:00 [Preview] No.299389 del
I've done that before (not while on the piss), Just made me fall alseep.

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 10:08:08 [Preview] No.299390 del
The pizzas have arrived. The taco one is very good.

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 10:08:46 [Preview] No.299391 del
Savour it!

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 10:09:04 [Preview] No.299392 del
Fukken Mt Fuji cone with snow on top.

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 10:09:21 [Preview] No.299393 del
I bought pillars, because it was supposed to be a spiritual sequel to planescape torment, one of my favorite games of all time. But I never actually bothered playing pillars. I realised that what I really wanted to do was play planescape again. Then I realised that I didn't want that, what I really wanted to do was go back and replay my life from around the time I was playing planescape....So no, no recommendation.

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 10:10:08 [Preview] No.299394 del
Listening to Massive Attack and having a smoke on the balcony. Gotta say, I wish Nuro was here to chill with me and discuss audio codecs.

We'll find out.

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 10:10:31 [Preview] No.299395 del
I wonder if that name is a variant of the word Aryan

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 10:11:03 [Preview] No.299396 del
I shouldn't have been rude to her. Kind of hope she calls me again later.

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 10:11:24 [Preview] No.299397 del
He looked like he come from the steppe.

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 10:11:32 [Preview] No.299398 del
That is a very nice view

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 10:12:20 [Preview] No.299399 del
5mg diaz down the schizo hole

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 10:13:43 [Preview] No.299400 del
Put two up your bum.

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 10:14:20 [Preview] No.299401 del
Cruisey is a choof poof.

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 10:14:33 [Preview] No.299402 del
Possum invaded ancient india, conquered and destroyed the highly advanced harrapan civilisation that inhabited the indus valley, and imposed a strictly hierarchal social system on the survivors, with himself at the top, once.

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 10:15:13 [Preview] No.299403 del
You should've taken it hours so it would already be making you sleepy.

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 10:15:32 [Preview] No.299404 del
Starting as Bengal, I achieved the Hindustan achievement on EU4 once.

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 10:16:35 [Preview] No.299405 del
you're a big gaybo.

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 10:16:45 [Preview] No.299406 del

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 10:16:53 [Preview] No.299407 del
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Goodnight NEETs

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 10:18:00 [Preview] No.299408 del
I think I'm going to try to find a video about Ram Setu / Adam's Bridge.
I heard about it a while ago, some people think it's man made.

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 10:18:19 [Preview] No.299409 del

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 10:18:42 [Preview] No.299410 del
Goodnight oriental fancier.

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 10:18:50 [Preview] No.299411 del
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Cruisemong, how do you smoke your choof?
Just had a bong hit that bought tears to my eyes. Strapped in and ready to blast off.

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 10:20:16 [Preview] No.299412 del
I have a pipe made out of a garden hose and a guitar strap buckle thing.

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 10:20:41 [Preview] No.299413 del
I don't have paint to show you.

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 10:20:51 [Preview] No.299414 del
Gook night.

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 10:21:10 [Preview] No.299415 del
I gave Adgin a 10/10.

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 10:22:03 [Preview] No.299416 del
Possum once managed to conquer both china and india in EU4, even though he only started the game as holland in EU2

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 10:23:19 [Preview] No.299417 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=QyHtlmRqEHQ [Embed]

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 10:25:20 [Preview] No.299418 del
Oh, the autistic music thing on youtube mentioned the other day really does seem to work. Better than dexies maybe.

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 10:26:15 [Preview] No.299419 del
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NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 10:27:19 [Preview] No.299420 del
I once restored the mongol empire in EU3

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 10:28:11 [Preview] No.299421 del
Nice choof device.

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 10:29:10 [Preview] No.299422 del
Dude get a glassy
You can find a pipe in any smoke shop and if you ask em for a "glass beaker" they might have some in the back that they'll sell you for 25 bucks. At least thats how it is where glass bongs are illegal in victoria

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 10:29:56 [Preview] No.299423 del
greetings neetlings

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 10:30:28 [Preview] No.299424 del
I have a nice soap stone choof pipe, it's very flat and has a hatch over the cone, used to pack a bit of bud in it, close the hatch and have a little choof on my NEETwalks.

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 10:30:47 [Preview] No.299425 del
Imagine giving Cruisey advice on how to get his choof on.

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 10:30:55 [Preview] No.299426 del
if the world was age of empires, I'd start in sri lanka.

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 10:31:11 [Preview] No.299427 del
Greetings m8. How are you tonight?

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 10:32:04 [Preview] No.299428 del
I don't remember posting that.
That one is better made, I have changed the hose a few times.

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 10:32:59 [Preview] No.299429 del
>ask em for a "glass beaker"
I've been in to lots and asked for a pot pipe.

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 10:33:27 [Preview] No.299430 del
I am but a novice.

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 10:34:19 [Preview] No.299431 del
I'll bring you one when I come to Adelaide

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 10:35:42 [Preview] No.299432 del
Buegs made from garden hoses are a true blue fair dinkum aussie tradition, but the materials involved worry me for smoking out of them, sure you're inhaling combusted plant material which is bad enough, but I'm not sure i'd also like to be inhaling slightly combusted polymers.

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 10:36:10 [Preview] No.299433 del
Has trump still got this in the bag? Be honest with me guys.

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 10:36:27 [Preview] No.299434 del
I was keen and now I'm extra keen. Can you post some of the videos youve been listening to

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 10:36:52 [Preview] No.299435 del

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 10:37:05 [Preview] No.299436 del
not suicidal just idling insignificantly

how r u

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 10:40:00 [Preview] No.299437 del
Yes read this post earlier about him being sworn in as the 19th president of the restored republic of 1870 on March 3rd

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 10:40:08 [Preview] No.299438 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=72bSybRangA [Embed]

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 10:40:16 [Preview] No.299439 del
>Spicy Veg Trio
ooofff must be worried about the mystery meat

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 10:40:45 [Preview] No.299440 del
THE BASED ONE is back! NEET power hour!

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 10:41:38 [Preview] No.299441 del
oh shit

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 10:42:13 [Preview] No.299442 del

it ruins your tolerance

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 10:43:15 [Preview] No.299443 del
Wat if he puts them up his angus?

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 10:43:37 [Preview] No.299444 del
jesus wept, why not just roll a spliff FFS ?

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 10:44:14 [Preview] No.299445 del
Cheers, that'd be good.

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 10:44:56 [Preview] No.299446 del
You are a 1L of goon a day guy, a man of only 10 standards. What do you know of boongery? You have not ventured as far into the abyss as I.

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 10:45:19 [Preview] No.299447 del
Joints were too much at once.

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 10:46:59 [Preview] No.299448 del
It has often surprised me cruisey is a laptopNEET

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 10:47:13 [Preview] No.299449 del
the republic of the united states is over.

lasted a good 243 years :/

bio availabilty shows no difference between those differening routed of administration (non orally is only preferred when its being metabolized by the liver)

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 10:48:37 [Preview] No.299450 del
i was drinking a bottle of brandy straight every second day over christmas and new years (22 standards)

i am still paying the tax from that TBPH

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 10:50:18 [Preview] No.299451 del
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NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 10:51:53 [Preview] No.299453 del
>tfw turning 27 tomorrow

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 10:53:08 [Preview] No.299454 del
3 years to wizardry or have you given up your magical powers?

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 10:53:21 [Preview] No.299455 del
Still young.

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 10:54:34 [Preview] No.299456 del
Happy bday for tomorrow.

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 10:54:43 [Preview] No.299457 del
Did you think I just phone posted?

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 10:55:04 [Preview] No.299458 del
Nah lost it to a hooker when I was 24
Would have been more dignified to stay a virgin

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 10:55:12 [Preview] No.299459 del
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>the republic of the united states is over.
It was good while it lasted. Well, actually it was shit, but it had its moments. Press 'F' to pay your respects.

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 10:55:21 [Preview] No.299460 del
this was ages ago, when was it taken?

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 10:55:29 [Preview] No.299461 del
Thank you

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 10:55:45 [Preview] No.299462 del
It's a good age.

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 10:59:19 [Preview] No.299463 del
27 was the last age when I truly had a chance to turn my life around. And I failed. You still got another shot.

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 11:00:46 [Preview] No.299464 del
It says November 2019

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 11:04:20 [Preview] No.299466 del
Hopefully it’s year of the unjusting.

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 11:09:08 [Preview] No.299468 del
Fuck I didn't spoil...

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 11:09:28 [Preview] No.299469 del
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Are any other neets hitman fans and gonna buy hitman 3 when it comes out?

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 11:10:00 [Preview] No.299470 del
Me on the couch, Shitey in the middle, weber with the strapon

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 11:11:05 [Preview] No.299471 del
Your mistake was posting that filth at all.

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 11:13:29 [Preview] No.299472 del
>weber with the strapon
That really looks like possum from this angle

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 11:15:21 [Preview] No.299473 del
I played one of the hitman games years ago on PS2 at a friends house, I'm not a fan of stealth style games where you have to sneak around a lot but it was pretty good.

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 11:18:36 [Preview] No.299474 del
Happy birthday neet

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 11:18:58 [Preview] No.299475 del
Incels are and are hated, because they are submissive omega males. Almost all of them are into femdom.

They love fantasizing about a woman pursuing them like a confident man would a woman. They love anime pictures and hentai, that depict this kind of role-reversal.
Then you have a significant chunk of Incels being prison gay, because they are into traps. The hit or miss girl is literally only popular, because many people on 4chan have a trap fetish. Some only ironically, because they are NPCs and want to fit in, but don't want to actually have sex with crossdressed males.

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 11:19:17 [Preview] No.299476 del
Is /ausneets/ in decline? I feel it goes slower since we migrated to endchan.

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 11:21:12 [Preview] No.299477 del
5mg valium 9:10pm
5mg valium 9:50pm
5mg valium 10:20pm

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 11:25:29 [Preview] No.299478 del
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NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 11:25:52 [Preview] No.299479 del
Have a nap

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 11:26:48 [Preview] No.299480 del
thats cool but if you keep this up you will need 6 in 2 week and you will be a total mong off your head

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 11:27:39 [Preview] No.299481 del
The bo ban for nothing.

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 11:33:59 [Preview] No.299482 del
Just looked at old photos on my phone. Not a good idea. Nostalgia manifest.

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 11:40:41 [Preview] No.299483 del
Wipe the drive.

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 11:41:33 [Preview] No.299484 del
I've been looking through old social media accounts again tonight. Need to stop.

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 11:45:31 [Preview] No.299485 del
When I was younger I thought I could never be more helpless or depressed, but I’ve passed that threshold several times. I imagine I’m getting divorced, and how I’d wish I’d be where I am now.
Could always be worse

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NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 11:49:43 [Preview] No.299487 del
Wipe your penis.

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 11:51:28 [Preview] No.299488 del
Very nicely benzed watching that dick Chaney movie and soliciting nudes

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 11:54:25 [Preview] No.299489 del
>soliciting nudes
Post them here.

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 11:55:00 [Preview] No.299490 del
I will

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 11:57:38 [Preview] No.299491 del
meh it left out the 1980s when cheney was dealing with crashed alien craft at S4

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 12:07:12 [Preview] No.299492 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=kOvrvsPfx1Q [Embed]

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 12:07:35 [Preview] No.299493 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=kOvrvsPfx1Q [Embed]

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 12:21:29 [Preview] No.299494 del
goodnight neetlings

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 12:27:57 [Preview] No.299495 del
Hello, how's your day been?
>What were you going to get from K-mart?
A few new pairs of boxers since my old ones are a bit worn out, a pair of Dunlop volleys or similar non-branded shoes and a pair of board shorts in case I want to go the beach for a swim.
Don't know, last year was a pretty unremarkable year for me.
Best you can get is a 4 pack, the fact that monsters are so dear made me switch over to mother, cheaper and tastier if you ask me.
Sounds yummy.
Don't think I've ever had that one before, doesn't sound too great, I've had the strawberry one before and that was putrid.
Tip the beer down the sink.
Looks like you have better luck than me on those things, that 5/10 hasn't responded for three (3) days now, I don't think she will at this point bros...
Nice view, I went for a drive last night to the top of Mount Danadenong and the view from up there is amazing, lot of people up there though, you should do it one evening when you have again instead of tipping standards down your gullet.
That was an alright movie.
31 degrees today in Shitbourne, ended up going to Kmart today, the rest of the day was spent lazing under my fan in bed and listening to Redgum and Cold Chisel, going to have a few drinks now.

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 12:31:33 [Preview] No.299496 del
>Cold Chisel
Which are your favourite songs?

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 12:38:00 [Preview] No.299497 del
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own the look

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 12:45:54 [Preview] No.299498 del

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 12:53:53 [Preview] No.299499 del
In no particular order I'd say Cheap Wine, You've Got Nothing I Want, Khe Sanh, Standing On The Outside and Shipping Steel.

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 12:55:00 [Preview] No.299500 del
>Standing On The Outside
That one is my favourite.

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 12:59:51 [Preview] No.299501 del
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how we holding up neets ?

how many standards ?

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 13:04:13 [Preview] No.299502 del
Well giffed Nuro (pronounce jiffed).

No standards for me. I don't touch that poison.

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 13:11:15 [Preview] No.299503 del
>how many standards ?

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 13:14:14 [Preview] No.299504 del
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I fucking hate how I could've never had to work a day in my life if I wasn't a dumb kid. When I was thirteen, I was nearly murdered and I could've been put on disability and never had to work ever. But my stupid ass said "no, I wouldnt feel right if I took handouts". Now I'm miserable and poor.

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 13:22:33 [Preview] No.299505 del
>When I was thirteen, I was nearly murdered
Tell us more NEET. What happened?

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 13:25:24 [Preview] No.299506 del
So far 1.6, going to bring out the bottle of whisk so there's more to come soon.

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 13:26:28 [Preview] No.299507 del
>the bottle of whisk
Tip it down the sink.

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 13:33:43 [Preview] No.299508 del

gotta put it away now shit to do tomorrow :/

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 13:41:35 [Preview] No.299509 del

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 14:17:53 [Preview] No.299510 del
I'm out of bud.

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 14:30:55 [Preview] No.299511 del
I'm not Monk, I know of this weird thing called "moderation".
That Yalumba stuff you like is pretty easy to drink, compared to over goons it doesn't give you much of a tax.

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 18:24:02 [Preview] No.299512 del
Can't sleep anymore. Morning neets.

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 20:32:47 [Preview] No.299513 del
morngidng all

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 20:33:06 [Preview] No.299514 del
mrognig mate

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 20:33:32 [Preview] No.299515 del
lots i want to do next few days
need tomake a list

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 20:44:12 [Preview] No.299516 del
Off to get a blood glucose test. Do any neets have diabetes?

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 20:45:01 [Preview] No.299517 del

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NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 20:51:16 [Preview] No.299519 del
Happy birthday!

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 20:53:42 [Preview] No.299520 del
me prolly lol

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 20:55:46 [Preview] No.299521 del
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>compared to over goons it doesn't give you much of a tax.
thats why i drink it, lowest tax i have found


Good Morning Nyets

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 20:56:43 [Preview] No.299522 del

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 21:02:35 [Preview] No.299523 del

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 21:18:20 [Preview] No.299524 del
He should make clips for TikTok

Arjun is a busy poo.

It's saved in my collection so it a NEETs.

You're looking good.

You love it!


Have a wank.*

Good morning Nuro.

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 21:18:57 [Preview] No.299525 del
She's still scamming people
>EXCLUSIVE: Stunning emails reveal how 'cyber security expert' who failed to buy The Block's $4.2million house allegedly used the same 'doctored ANZ Bank receipts' trick before - over a piddling $1000 bill

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 21:22:14 [Preview] No.299526 del
Where is my good morning?!

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 21:23:41 [Preview] No.299527 del
Warning to any NEETs owning this product
>Laptop battery chargers sold at Officeworks are recalled after warning they could catch fire and KILL unsuspecting users

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 21:24:23 [Preview] No.299528 del
Bloody Hungarians

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 21:26:44 [Preview] No.299529 del
>Is VW's 1990s patchwork car making a comeback? German brand marks 25th anniversary of the Polo Harlequin with new version of the multi-colour motor

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 21:27:03 [Preview] No.299530 del
Here >>299517 in part 1.

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 21:27:12 [Preview] No.299531 del
Perfect for going overseas or otherwise unavailable

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 21:27:51 [Preview] No.299532 del
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hows clownworld going lads ?

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 21:28:01 [Preview] No.299533 del
Oh my mistake.

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 21:29:07 [Preview] No.299534 del

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 21:31:47 [Preview] No.299535 del
Had an appointment at 9
Set alarm for 8
Thought appointment was at 8
Set alarm for 7
Woke up/didn't sleep until 6:30
Thought I was going to be late for a 7pm appointment
Arrived 7pm, waiting two hours

This is why I'm unemployed

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 21:31:58 [Preview] No.299536 del
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NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 21:33:41 [Preview] No.299537 del
A Max appointment?

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 21:33:57 [Preview] No.299538 del
Is he one of those fat, unfunny jews that makes unfunny moofies?

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 21:36:43 [Preview] No.299539 del
Happy Birthday m8

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 21:36:53 [Preview] No.299540 del
>Taxpayers spent $17,600 on repairs for Scott Morrison's $250M VIP jet 'Shark One' last year – including recolouring leather seats with pen ink on them

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 21:39:24 [Preview] No.299541 del
Politician cannot handle bad words from constituents
>'You disgusting anti-Aussie cow': Greens senator shares vile email sent to her after she said January 26 should be a 'day of mourning'

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 21:42:11 [Preview] No.299542 del
Thinking about getting an executive sized macca's breakfast. What would be a breakfast version of this?
>Executive Order: large big mac meal, triple cheeseburger, 10 nuggers, strawberry sundae

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 21:42:29 [Preview] No.299543 del
kek thats probably the per hour running cost FFS

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 21:45:40 [Preview] No.299544 del
Well that executive had maccas again for breakfast.
Just two sausage mcmuffins, two hashbrowns, large orange juice and large flat white with skim milk (watching my figure)

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 21:47:52 [Preview] No.299545 del
>large flat white with skim milk

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 21:48:05 [Preview] No.299546 del
That's not as heavy as last night. The sausage can feel that way though.

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 21:51:04 [Preview] No.299547 del
Maybe both a mighty mcmuffin and big breakkie burger. With hash browns, and a ham and cheese wrap as a bonus side. And some hotcakes for sweets.

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 21:52:52 [Preview] No.299548 del
I fucking love the sausage mcmuffins maccas has. By far my favourite type of burger from them. Back when I was transitioning from a skellie to an executive in my early 20s, I used to have them every day for breakfast on my way to uni.

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 21:53:07 [Preview] No.299549 del
Fuark NEETs Too boong'd last night.
Hungover like a cunt. now late for wage

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 21:53:20 [Preview] No.299550 del
Motherbat always drank skim at home, so I generally don't like the cloying taste full cream milk has.

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 21:55:24 [Preview] No.299551 del
Did it help her keep a youthful, slim figure?

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 21:56:11 [Preview] No.299552 del
Yes. I wasn't fat until I left home and started 'looking after' myself.

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 21:59:24 [Preview] No.299553 del
yeha the plain sausage mcmuffin (no egg) is based

i however are back to juice diet, yakult and carbon 60 for breakfast, a week in and feeling much better outside flavourtown (ill keep it for a treat on weekends)

after 30 its just a loosing battle

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 22:04:20 [Preview] No.299554 del
Breakfast is the most important meal of the day - it's good to see the leading men of ausneets taking it as seriously as it deserves.

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 22:05:39 [Preview] No.299555 del
Might Weber a butterflied lamb leg for dindins. Need to look up how to do that.

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 22:11:56 [Preview] No.299556 del
>after 30 its just a loosing battle
I often wonder how much that's true. My own weight has had little to do with my age at the time, and has mostly been affected by my psychological state and self discipline.

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 22:18:18 [Preview] No.299557 del
Embarrassed. Back on the wagon, don't know what came over me.
Back on the wagon, anti-cravers down the hatch.

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 22:20:15 [Preview] No.299558 del
At the neet compound you will have the support of your brother neets, who will get boonged right alongside you, and help overcome the shame through peer pressure.

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 22:25:27 [Preview] No.299559 del
>anti-cravers down the hatch.
Needs them!

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 22:28:31 [Preview] No.299560 del
We will tie him to a chair and drink in front of him.

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 22:34:12 [Preview] No.299561 del
Ashamed about the darts too. My cardio already took a hit from all this boongin of late

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 22:38:29 [Preview] No.299562 del
>don't know what came over me
autopilot set to boong

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 22:39:21 [Preview] No.299563 del
Another reason why I hate news.com.au reporting on these types of articles. Whole families over there can be eliminated because of one family member.
>North Korea is apparently very worried about how we’re all doing in Australia, despite horrific new reports emerging from the hermit state.
>>“We reference the international human rights law and recommend that Australia follows it,” he said.
>>“First, Australia must end deep-rooted racism and treatment to ethnic minorities.
>>“Secondly, to cease inhumane treatment in detention centres.
>>“Third, to ensure the right for all to participate in elections.”

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 22:41:18 [Preview] No.299564 del
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Some people are deluded in what they want for free.

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 22:44:11 [Preview] No.299565 del
bloody hell

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 22:54:48 [Preview] No.299566 del
The bread is mouldy, ate maybe two slices in total.
Gonna venture out into meatspace while hungover, get some tissues, some monster, some gummie pizzas, and something of substance from a cafe.

After days and days of searching, I've finally found the song I've been looking for. Probably one of my favourite tracks in the world.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=gFV9IBnQYzc [Embed]
Excuse the image, its not the real album cover.

@Nuro, where and how do I download this album, or even purchase it on vinyl or CD?

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 23:15:15 [Preview] No.299567 del
lol, employers are the worst

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 23:21:50 [Preview] No.299568 del
set up bossmans new computer last week

on it this morning updating etube

he already has downloaded 2 50 gig torrents of porn onto the 512gb nvme


NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 23:23:22 [Preview] No.299569 del
Thats a lot of porn, anything good?

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 23:27:23 [Preview] No.299570 del
a fifty gig aletta ocean torrent

not bad taste ;)

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 23:37:44 [Preview] No.299571 del

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 23:41:20 [Preview] No.299572 del
Fuckin hell 11.4 standards shouldn't feel like this.

NEET 01/21/2021 (Thu) 23:59:36 [Preview] No.299573 del
Me and Nuro got matching tattoos of a jalapeno once

NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 00:13:06 [Preview] No.299574 del
The anti-boong tablets are starting to work, it's why you need them.

NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 00:34:43 [Preview] No.299575 del
Back from the hobby shop and dans.

NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 00:34:52 [Preview] No.299576 del
The two monsters have done their job, hangover beginning to fade. Work productivity increasing.
Kitchen is a bit of a mess, I'll tidy that before I shower.
The gremlins will punish me for my sins later.

NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 00:37:00 [Preview] No.299577 del
What did you get while shopping?

NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 00:38:57 [Preview] No.299578 del
Had a can of V as soon as I got back from the blood test this morning. Gonna have a second energy drink now, need it to make up for the blood loss.

NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 00:43:20 [Preview] No.299579 del
Tennis star whinges about quarantine and later tests positive for COVID and tries stepping back on her original position that quarantine was unfair.

NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 00:43:30 [Preview] No.299580 del
This rockstar 'watermelon freeze' tastes like cat piss. Not enjoyable but it will do.
Tastes awful when combined with a menthol cigarette.

NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 00:44:02 [Preview] No.299581 del
Some sanding sticks, some paint thinner, "metallic red" spray paint, 'pure white" spray paint, "black" acrylic paint, "red brown" acrylic paint, a miniature air compressor, an air brush, a bottle of cab sauv, a bottle of bourbon, a longneck of stout, and some petrol.

NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 00:45:54 [Preview] No.299582 del
>a miniature air compressor, an air brush
I look forward to seeing the next project.

>a bottle of bourbon
What type?

NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 00:50:04 [Preview] No.299583 del
>I look forward to seeing the next project.
It will be the attached.

>What type?
"Hogs 3". It was $40 with a Dan card.

NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 00:52:52 [Preview] No.299584 del
Both good choices.

NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 00:58:55 [Preview] No.299585 del
Currently reading The Secret Commonwealth of Elves, Fauns and Fairies written in the 17th century by a scottish kirk called Robert Kirk, about the otherworldy beings that were encountered by his parishioners in the scottish highlands. The book received increased attention in the 20th century when ufologists linked it to ufos and alien beings.

NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 00:59:31 [Preview] No.299586 del
Should've gone with the white monster.

NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 01:02:06 [Preview] No.299587 del
They were out. I've been buying em all week and they haven't restocked since I bought the last one yesterday.
Dumb IGA chinks probably don't even have an automated inventory system.

NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 01:04:44 [Preview] No.299588 del
I had one Monster for breakfast yesterday and haven't had any today. Tomorrow I will buy some more when I do the supermarket shopping.

NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 01:30:01 [Preview] No.299589 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=JR0XgbMqjv8 [Embed]

NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 01:30:29 [Preview] No.299590 del
Possum tweeted a number of damning allegations about me using the hashtag 'metoo' once.

NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 01:39:22 [Preview] No.299591 del
having a stout

NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 01:40:12 [Preview] No.299592 del
Why the fuck did I drink last night
Dumbest fucking mong in the postcode.
How easily one forgets the devastating effect of a hangover is truly a mystery.

NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 01:41:39 [Preview] No.299593 del
Have you learned anything? I guess we'll find out in a few hours.

NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 01:42:59 [Preview] No.299594 del
Cycle of mong is never acyclic.

NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 01:44:31 [Preview] No.299595 del
lol https://youtube.com/watch?v=iPYTJcWlNvc [Embed]

NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 01:46:11 [Preview] No.299596 del
I butterflied two Weber legs and put a stout in them to keep them moist once.

NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 01:46:35 [Preview] No.299597 del
Wage woes.

NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 01:46:45 [Preview] No.299598 del
They are addictive. I watched several of them. That one is good though.

NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 01:47:32 [Preview] No.299599 del
Your image didn't seem to upload.

NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 01:48:03 [Preview] No.299600 del
Body temperature rising.
Legs feel weird and tingly.
2 Monsters might have been a bad idea.

So long NEETs.

NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 01:49:12 [Preview] No.299601 del
>So long NEETs.
Good night NEET. Sleep tight.

NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 01:49:21 [Preview] No.299602 del

NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 01:52:10 [Preview] No.299603 del
Try having a third - you may have a paradoxical reaction to it and calm down. Or not. But it's worth a try, right?

NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 01:54:22 [Preview] No.299604 del
Some neets on here can't hold their stimulants. I've had two energy drinks, two double shots of espresso, some pepsi max and some dexies, and it's not even a big day for me.

NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 01:55:54 [Preview] No.299605 del
followed up that maccas breakfast with a large zinger stacker combo and 10 nuggers
that was about an hour ago
i held off posting it so i didn't look piggish

NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 01:59:43 [Preview] No.299606 del
Who is causing the woe? Give me their name I will sort them out.

NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 02:02:37 [Preview] No.299607 del
Feed = Power. That's all that matters.

NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 02:03:41 [Preview] No.299608 del
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You're doing ausneets proud m8.

NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 02:04:04 [Preview] No.299610 del
>it's not even a big day for me.
Describe a big day for you.

NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 02:05:11 [Preview] No.299611 del
I like his expression and in equal parts his doge.

NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 02:08:49 [Preview] No.299613 del
Christ allmighty caffeine usually doesn't do this to me. Shaking like a rattle snack.
Bossman called, my heart rate would have been through the roof.

NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 02:09:43 [Preview] No.299614 del
have a couple of lines of charlie

NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 02:10:47 [Preview] No.299615 del
You've got me hungry for some exec food

NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 02:13:28 [Preview] No.299616 del
>Shaking like a rattle snack.
Goon shakes.

NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 02:17:12 [Preview] No.299617 del
Might get a long neck after this stupid presentation is over.

NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 02:20:47 [Preview] No.299618 del
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Why is my chin getting more recessed as time goes on?

NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 02:21:33 [Preview] No.299619 del
If you are still taking and should continue to take the anti-boong tablets it will make you feel worse.

NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 02:22:07 [Preview] No.299620 del
Do you have issues with the allightment of your teeth that is causing an underbite?

NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 02:24:37 [Preview] No.299621 del
They have no interaction with alcohol as far as I know. I've been blowing my nose all day though.
Plus it's confirmed I'm taking on the linfox account, so I'll celebrate with one (1) green top longneck on the balcony.

NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 02:26:02 [Preview] No.299622 del
>one (1) green top longneck on the balcony.
I worry it will become more.

NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 02:28:26 [Preview] No.299623 del
>I'll celebrate with
You need to stop using booze in this way. You need to quit it completely. You should start going to AA meetings.

NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 02:29:20 [Preview] No.299624 del
you know you can't stop once you pop

NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 02:33:40 [Preview] No.299625 del
I can at this time of day. It's when I get on the bus at sunset that I miss my stop.

NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 02:43:22 [Preview] No.299626 del
Get a goon bag and roll a spliff

NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 02:43:51 [Preview] No.299627 del
I'll have some choof later maybe, Friday night and all.

NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 02:44:01 [Preview] No.299628 del
Crush up some Mong pills and put them in the J

NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 03:07:22 [Preview] No.299629 del
I presume lunch will be something even more impressive?

NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 03:08:58 [Preview] No.299630 del
that was lunch you heckin cheeky bugger

NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 03:09:32 [Preview] No.299631 del
might have a wank and some wine

NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 03:16:23 [Preview] No.299632 del
WW combo.

NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 03:20:24 [Preview] No.299633 del
Wombos whomesole whimsical wined wank

NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 03:24:13 [Preview] No.299634 del
wombo combo

NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 03:30:15 [Preview] No.299635 del
Enjo enjo enjo, the wombo he will grow

NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 03:32:01 [Preview] No.299636 del
>>This is modern, environmentally friendly technology trumping chemistry. The sophisticated ENJO fibres absorb the dirt using only cold water.

NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 03:43:53 [Preview] No.299637 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=iWgfdytTd8o [Embed]
Watching a Mark Rippetoe cooking video.
I quite like his humour. The length doesn't seem so bad in light of this.

NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 03:54:44 [Preview] No.299638 del
Weber swung my swingers into a CPU fan once.

NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 03:55:17 [Preview] No.299639 del
I got about 4 and half minutes into it and enjoy it. I will keep watching later.

NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 03:57:50 [Preview] No.299640 del
He's quite droll.
Knows his shit too.

NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 03:58:30 [Preview] No.299641 del
I heard you loved it and wanted it again.

NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 04:00:11 [Preview] No.299642 del
"oh honestly there's other shit in here too besides bacon grease"

NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 04:00:54 [Preview] No.299643 del
Watching Apocalypse Now (1979).

NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 04:02:27 [Preview] No.299644 del
Good choice.
Monk is Kurtz.
Weber is a fat Willard.

NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 04:02:38 [Preview] No.299645 del
He begged me to stop but I made him keep swinging my swingers.

NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 04:05:48 [Preview] No.