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NEET General #300 - NURO IS A NIGGER Edition NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 07:13:06 [Preview] No. 299767
What are your favourite moments with Nuro?

OLD: >>298758
Edited last time by imissfather on 01/22/2021 (Fri) 07:19:05.


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 07:14:11 [Preview] No.299768 del
I am very concerned for the safety of this puppy. I also hope they release all those ducks and the goat on the boat so they aren't stuck on it.


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 07:14:20 [Preview] No.299769 del
NURO BEST NEET


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 07:15:28 [Preview] No.299770 del
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UFC 374: Heavyweight Championship
MonkNEET vs. Weber

Live at the Mohegan Sun.


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 07:15:40 [Preview] No.299771 del
>>299693
I remember two years ago during my first attempt at uni these 2 Malaysian chicks started being really flirty with me, but being much more autistic back then than I am now I didn't know what to do.
>>299717
iktf


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 07:16:05 [Preview] No.299772 del
>>299770
Can I fight SoyFree?


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 07:16:39 [Preview] No.299773 del
Apocalypse Now edition next thread please


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 07:17:25 [Preview] No.299774 del
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BOONG LYFE
BEST LYFE


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 07:19:43 [Preview] No.299777 del
>>299765
I'm not a seppo, but this article from 2017 has all the relevant countries prices in GBP for comparison:
https://metro.co.uk/2017/02/09/why-is-dominos-so-expensive-in-the-uk-6432174/


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 07:19:58 [Preview] No.299778 del
I updated the post with you because forgot the question/statement.
There has been 300 threads, you cannot feign ignorance.


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 07:21:15 [Preview] No.299779 del
>>299777
18.99 pound for a vegetarian pizza fuck me.


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 07:24:04 [Preview] No.299780 del
pizza consumed
they never do enough chilli seeds
having a bourbong and pepsi now


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 07:25:17 [Preview] No.299781 del
>>299768
Was there a different OP picture or something?


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 07:25:55 [Preview] No.299782 del
>>299770
It would be one of those surprise matches where half way through they join forces and destroy some other cunts


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 07:26:38 [Preview] No.299783 del
>>299771
>Malaysian
Chinks, or ethnic malay jungle gooks?


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 07:26:45 [Preview] No.299784 del
>>299782
probably possum, cruisey and the ref


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 07:28:03 [Preview] No.299785 del
>>299781
I was going to use this but this NEET beat me to it.


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 07:29:17 [Preview] No.299786 del
>>299785
it's too late now
this rare and unusual pepe will be lost to the sands of time


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 07:30:20 [Preview] No.299787 del
>>299781
The picture is the same.
The text was added by the BO.
He says this here: >>299778
It wasn't ignorance, I was just in a hurry and the board kept fucking up.
It is just another day where imissfather can't stop sucking nuro's cock.
PRAISE NURO, PLEASE DON'T BAN ME
I HOPE I HAVE SHOWN SUFFICIENT REVERENCE FOR THE BASED ONE


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 07:34:49 [Preview] No.299788 del
https://www.theguardian.com/media/2021/jan/22/google-threatens-to-shut-down-search-in-australia-if-digital-news-code-goes-ahead

>Google threatens to shut down search in Australia if digital news code goes ahead
>Google and Facebook are fighting legislation which would force them to enter into negotiations with news media companies for payment for content

I'm beginning to feel like the internet as we know it is coming to an end


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 07:35:51 [Preview] No.299789 del
>>299787
>It wasn't ignorance, I was just in a hurry and the board kept fucking up.
You have to enter six numbers or letters. You can refresh the page and none of the content is lost.

>It is just another day
If you are coming back here to keep string the pot because that's what you like doing, will be banned again.


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 07:37:13 [Preview] No.299790 del
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>>299767
Some of my favourite moments with nuro would include:
>Nuro admitting he doesn't know calculus but claiming to be an engineer
>Nuro not knowing what a group is but claiming to have "worked on E8"
>Nuro claiming that Brisbane family were related to him. There would be unquestionable proof of this after the funeral and the BO would be forced to ban anyone that questioned him ever again. The funeral happened and he 'wasn't invited' lol.
>Nuro introducing coffee enemas to the board
>The toilet drug saga where he faked a collapse and a hospital trip. That one was actually brilliant.
Pic related is my all time favourite nuro moment.


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 07:38:05 [Preview] No.299791 del
>>299788
>No google
>No facebook
But who will keep the goyim under surveillance?


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 07:41:24 [Preview] No.299793 del
>>299788
I would cum for 40 days and 40 nights if the google search engine shut down here.
The people retarded enough to use google are mostly too retarded to get around the block too.


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 07:43:17 [Preview] No.299794 del
>>299788
That was the globohomo part of the internet that we always hated.
Fuck them, we need to unplug the electric jew


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 07:44:56 [Preview] No.299795 del
>>299793
>>299794
Still sets a poor precedent for how Murdoch and his Jewish buddies are essentially lobbying the government to control the internet.


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 07:46:53 [Preview] No.299796 del
>>299795
Even a local monolpoly is better than a Jewish one


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 07:47:23 [Preview] No.299797 del
The puppy seems to have gone missing.


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 07:48:27 [Preview] No.299798 del
>>299787
so what was the post about animals about?


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 07:48:51 [Preview] No.299799 del
Rupert Murdoch looks like a jew.


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 07:49:08 [Preview] No.299800 del
>>299788
Motherbat rang to say I might need to "install" an alternative to google on her computer


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 07:50:02 [Preview] No.299801 del
>>299793
what are the alternatives for searching though? bing is MS and duckduckgo is complete shit


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 07:51:11 [Preview] No.299802 del
>>299801
I use yandex.
I would rather have the FSBniggers reading my shit then the ASIOniggers.


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 07:53:59 [Preview] No.299803 del
>>299800
Was she able to solve her iPhone difficulties?


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 07:54:47 [Preview] No.299804 del
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>>299801
Yandex or Startpage or SearX

My birthday is tomorrow :D gonna be 21, getting lunch and watching anime with a few friends. Hope you cunts have a good day as well. Gonna get maccas sometime tomorrow. Brother is getting me Hungry Jacks for dinner so comfy.


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 07:54:55 [Preview] No.299805 del
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NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 07:55:21 [Preview] No.299806 del
>>299804
Have a good day NEET.


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 07:55:57 [Preview] No.299807 del
>>299788
I hope Google does it honestly to show the government cannot always have its way on laws around ICT.


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 07:56:20 [Preview] No.299808 del
NURO!!!!


After days and days of searching, I've finally found the song I've been looking for. Probably one of my favourite tracks in the world.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=gFV9IBnQYzc [Embed] [Embed]
Excuse the image, its not the real album cover.

@Nuro, where and how do I download this album, or even purchase it on vinyl or CD?
https://www.discogs.com/Various-SYLT-Finest-Lounge-Music-No-1/release/690484


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 07:57:11 [Preview] No.299809 del
>>299803
She sent me a text yesterday afternoon, so "sort of".
She sent me an email this morning about turning off some things it keeps hassling her about.
I dropped $90 on an iPhones for Seniors book that is getting delivered in a couple of days. Cost more for the expedited shipping from the US than for the book.
I'll probably go back Monday and lock it all down for her.
She sent my sister a $500 cheque for the phone today (roughly what a new iPhone 7 costs), so I think she is resigned to adapting to it.


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 07:57:18 [Preview] No.299810 del
>>299805
She looks pretty good 39 years old. How old was she when it was taken?


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 07:57:35 [Preview] No.299811 del
>>299804
Happy birthday for tomorrow, mate.


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 07:58:22 [Preview] No.299812 del
>>299804
>21
Happy birthday. Don't waste your life like the rest of us mongs


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 07:58:31 [Preview] No.299813 del
>>299809
That sounds more positive.


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 07:58:33 [Preview] No.299814 del
>>299807
The only problem with this is that it reinforces the idea that Google and Facebook are beholden to nobody.


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 07:59:30 [Preview] No.299815 del
Two hours in and he still hasn't met Kurtz?


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 08:00:01 [Preview] No.299816 del
>>299814
It's a private company.


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 08:00:05 [Preview] No.299817 del
>>299814
That part sucks though.


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 08:00:17 [Preview] No.299818 del
>>299813
She said in her email that if her old phone had broken she'd have had to adapt to a "slidey phone" regardless.
It's still a hell of a lot of electronics for somebody who just wants to make and receive calls and send an SMS.


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 08:00:20 [Preview] No.299819 del
>>299804
>21
The years go fast NEET, venture forth and at least kiss a woman


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 08:00:21 [Preview] No.299820 del
>>299815
You just wait. It's worth it.


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 08:00:58 [Preview] No.299821 del
>>299815
Brando was so drug fucked that his role in the moofie is basically slurring for 5 minutes. 2 minute appearance at the end.


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 08:01:07 [Preview] No.299822 del
>>299816
Most comply with local laws because they process payments in Australia.


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 08:02:00 [Preview] No.299823 del
>>299816
Which could be nationalised at the point of a gun.


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 08:02:26 [Preview] No.299824 del
>>299818
> had to adapt to a "slidey phone" regardless.
She might like the games they have on it. My mother primarily uses her older Galaxy phone to play games, calls and texts.


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 08:03:42 [Preview] No.299825 del
>>299824
I don't think iPhones have games out of the box. My work 7 doesn't. I'll check the 12 or 13 or whatever they gave me on Friday when I CBF unboxing it.


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 08:04:40 [Preview] No.299826 del
>>299825
Get her on the App store. I got my motherbot on Google Play store and she downloads games. She is on prepaid and doesn't shop on her phone so there isn't too much risk to her.


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 08:05:20 [Preview] No.299827 del
>>299812
This is good advice.
The other NEET turning 27 the other day reminded me of when I was 27 and the local bar wench gave me her number and I fucked it all up as usual


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 08:06:32 [Preview] No.299828 del
>>299826
I'll have to create her an apple store ID (this is one of the hassle prompts), but I don't think she'll install random shit.


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 08:08:00 [Preview] No.299829 del
>>299828
>I don't think she'll install random shit.
My mother installs Casino games and other random shit.


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 08:10:39 [Preview] No.299830 del
Big gust has knocked old girl off the windowsill to a tragic end.
RIP in peace, $25 chink tobacconist billy


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 08:11:04 [Preview] No.299831 del


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 08:11:21 [Preview] No.299832 del
>>299830
Imagine the smell.


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 08:12:34 [Preview] No.299833 del
>>299830
use the opportunity to stop being a druger fucker


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 08:19:09 [Preview] No.299835 del
>>299834
A wholesome meme.


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 08:19:24 [Preview] No.299836 del
>>299833
They need it!


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 08:21:09 [Preview] No.299837 del
>>299833
Your fuckin narky arent ya

My pipe is in the ruined car too. Gonna have to roll big spliffies


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 08:22:32 [Preview] No.299838 del
>>299837
how much shit are you on at the moment, Mongk?


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 08:23:45 [Preview] No.299839 del
>>299838
6 standards. You?


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 08:24:20 [Preview] No.299840 del
>>299837
>My pipe is in the ruined car too
This alone should be enough to invalidate insurance. If I was an accident cop I'd search the wrecks for evidence like this and notify the insurers.


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 08:27:07 [Preview] No.299841 del
Two people have gone to hospital since knocking off, so far.


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 08:27:07 [Preview] No.299842 del
>>299840
It's not illegal to own a pipe. It doesn't imply fault.
You're no saint either big man


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 08:28:09 [Preview] No.299843 del
>>299842
>It's not illegal to own a pipe.
It is in SA. We have a paraphernalia law.


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 08:29:21 [Preview] No.299844 del
Where is cruisey


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 08:30:52 [Preview] No.299845 del
>>299842
>You're no saint either big man
Apart from being fat and getting a $1000 worth of speeding fines in 28 minutes, I haven't done anything wrong in 2020 or 2021.


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 08:31:21 [Preview] No.299846 del
>>299844
nerd jail
i reported him


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 08:32:35 [Preview] No.299847 del
>>299845
and thought crimes maybe


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 08:32:57 [Preview] No.299848 del
>>299845
Your drinking would be considered boongery by the board standard.
I don't know how you live an otherwise normal life while maintaining it but nevertheless, I'm confident you could throw some choof into the mix and function fine.
You're overly judgemental of us choofers and I don't understand why


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 08:34:30 [Preview] No.299849 del
>>299842
If it's been used and they take it off to test it would be drug paraphernalia. It's like having needles and not having diabetes.


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 08:36:09 [Preview] No.299850 del
>>299788
that Urbit thing looks promising.


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 08:36:18 [Preview] No.299851 del
>>299849
>It's like having needles and not having diabetes.
it's how i mix my scale model paints, your honour


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 08:36:21 [Preview] No.299852 del
>>299847
None of the sort.


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 08:37:46 [Preview] No.299853 del
>>299851
That work, but if it had trace elements like most dirty cunts that wouldn't fly.


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 08:38:00 [Preview] No.299854 del
>>299850
the same way bitcoin's blockchain looked promising until people filled it with CP and other shit
Urbit will be a few thousand neckbeards and not much else


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 08:38:23 [Preview] No.299855 del
>>299851
>>299853
I meant for bongs. But if the needle had blood in it that would be pretty suspect.


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 08:39:09 [Preview] No.299856 del
>>299854
I would fill it with poo pictures tbh


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 08:39:22 [Preview] No.299857 del
>>299856
you might as well


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 08:39:40 [Preview] No.299858 del
>>299856
just remember they're forever


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 08:39:47 [Preview] No.299859 del
>>299854
Aww now it wont. Lots of ppl have Data they want to keep around.

I have about 100GB of files, images and books. How about you neets?


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 08:42:36 [Preview] No.299860 del
>>299857
>>299858
That's very comforting to know. The eternal poo pictures.


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 08:43:51 [Preview] No.299861 del
>>299859
Most of my data isn't of value. Perhaps 10g of pictures over the year.


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 08:46:20 [Preview] No.299862 del
Really in the mood for some icecream atm. I wish I had some.


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 08:47:20 [Preview] No.299863 del
>>299862
Acquire some!


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 08:47:56 [Preview] No.299864 del
Do you NOOTs smoke indoors?
I think I'd smoke cigars more if I didn't have to sit outside.


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 08:48:01 [Preview] No.299865 del
>>299862
>tfw when trying to go on a diet but food is just tempting


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 08:48:21 [Preview] No.299866 del
>>299865
they should make food illegal


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 08:49:33 [Preview] No.299867 del
>>299863
It is too hot to go to Coles.


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 08:49:58 [Preview] No.299868 del
>>299867
go at 6am


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 08:50:36 [Preview] No.299869 del
I might go really early tomorrow to do my shopping. I am out of milk too.


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 08:51:45 [Preview] No.299870 del
>>299869
it's the best time
I go at opening


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 08:51:56 [Preview] No.299871 del
>>299865
Do you find junk food helps you concentrate?


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 08:52:43 [Preview] No.299872 del
I've been long procrastinating a big data backup.
Maybe 2 years ago I was plugging a drive into my PC while it was still on, I suspect the contact between the metal case and the carpet is to blame but the 1TB disk literally caught on fire. All my movies and porn lost. Not a big deal.

Now I have a lot of real life photos of ex-gf's, nights out, workplaces, that kind of shit. I do still have quite a bit of *chan related stuff that I'd like to keep too. I plan on backing this up so that I'm still able to view it as an old man. I think a few mirrored disks kept in a safety deposit box and a couple different cloud providers should be enough but I'm open to suggestions on this kind of backup protocol.


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 08:54:08 [Preview] No.299873 del
>>299872
>I suspect the contact between the metal case and the carpet is to blame but the 1TB disk literally caught on fire


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 08:54:40 [Preview] No.299874 del
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friday night


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 08:57:31 [Preview] No.299875 del
I need a protein neet in my life


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 08:58:44 [Preview] No.299876 del
>>299871
Maybe but my main problem is boredom.


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NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 09:01:18 [Preview] No.299878 del
>>299844
I posted just before this post.
The laptop is updating.
Been at 27% for ages.


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 09:02:20 [Preview] No.299879 del
The French are having a very loud conversation. The French girl looking at Captain Willard is very pretty.


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 09:02:27 [Preview] No.299880 del
>>299864
Never.


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 09:03:11 [Preview] No.299881 del
>>299875
I can lease him out.


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 09:03:13 [Preview] No.299882 del
My local Coles often have the self-serve checkouts shut in the morning for some reason. I dislike it when that is the case.


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 09:05:00 [Preview] No.299883 del
>>299878
You didn't get all the beer out of it.


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 09:05:28 [Preview] No.299884 del
>>299874
What are you up to neet? It's gotta be cooler than what I'm doing.


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 09:06:26 [Preview] No.299885 del
>>299875
Provider or receiver?


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 09:09:08 [Preview] No.299886 del
The libraries here still insist on taking your details for contact tracing, so I can't go there and use the wifi to look at boong porn. When will this nightmare end?


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 09:09:28 [Preview] No.299887 del
>>299882
Whats worse is the poo girl thanking you for shopping at Coles
Like yeah, its here or woolies across the road cunt


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 09:10:40 [Preview] No.299888 del
fuck it, i'm going to smoke a cigar in my living room and let the air conditioner bloke the smoke around


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 09:11:34 [Preview] No.299889 del
>>299886
it won't end
it's the new normal
sapol chief pig just started threatening everybody with bazillion dollar fines for not using the shitty surveilance app


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 09:12:18 [Preview] No.299890 del
If anyone wants $80,000 a year job without a degree, a local council near me wants someone to make sure all the white dogs use the REAL name of local areas


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 09:12:23 [Preview] No.299891 del
"contact tracing only" until they need to pin something on you


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 09:13:56 [Preview] No.299892 del
>>299890
i'd need 160k to get out of bed for that
"that park isn't [anglo name], it's [mashes keyboard] ngggrlslskfdlsjkfdsljda"


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 09:14:28 [Preview] No.299893 del
>>299884
thinking about food


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 09:23:51 [Preview] No.299894 del
>>299888
It will stink. Do it outside
Motherbat will also be pissed when she smells it.


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 09:24:25 [Preview] No.299895 del
>>299872
Post link or fake news.


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 09:24:53 [Preview] No.299896 del
>>299883
Saving it for later


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 09:25:51 [Preview] No.299897 del
8 standards, 4 choofs
Going to have to call the rah and the qlh later, lucky no sapol


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 09:27:18 [Preview] No.299898 del
>>299889
>>299888
You won't be able to get the smell out.


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 09:28:05 [Preview] No.299899 del
>>299890
That sounds good.


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 09:28:52 [Preview] No.299900 del
It went from 60% to 57%


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 09:29:29 [Preview] No.299901 del


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 09:30:07 [Preview] No.299902 del
what if buy air purifier from harvey norbam


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 09:31:16 [Preview] No.299903 del
>>299902
Smoke lingers.


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 09:31:51 [Preview] No.299904 del
>>299903
so australians can only smok 6 months a years?? racist


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 09:32:42 [Preview] No.299905 del
>>299902
It's your own house faggot
Smoke what you want


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 09:34:10 [Preview] No.299906 del
>>299904
If your motherbat has a powerful nose. Most of the smell will go but it will linger.


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 09:38:46 [Preview] No.299907 del
Wish it wasn't so hot.


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 09:39:38 [Preview] No.299908 del
Going to make a last minute run to Coles.


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 09:58:51 [Preview] No.299910 del
I am now on my old laptop.
/ausneets/ folder is a sub folder, inside /australia/, inside /int/ inside /the chans/


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 09:59:40 [Preview] No.299912 del
>>299909
>>299910
Find the rare lost bulges.


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 10:00:11 [Preview] No.299913 del
>>299911
>/artneet/
He was a talent.


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 10:00:19 [Preview] No.299914 del
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He was more than we deserved.


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 10:00:41 [Preview] No.299915 del
Did you tell your Monaro about the mishap you had with your laptop?


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 10:03:08 [Preview] No.299917 del
Choof on cuz!


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 10:03:53 [Preview] No.299919 del
>>299917
Big choof bag.


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 10:04:09 [Preview] No.299920 del
>>299916
Kek, I've been thinking about both of those images lately. Fuck do I miss that pool


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 10:04:52 [Preview] No.299921 del
>>299916
Monk legs before he got fat.


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 10:05:11 [Preview] No.299922 del
>>299915
I said it stopped working.
I have this pic in my office now.


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 10:08:04 [Preview] No.299924 del
>>299920
That was a terrible time.
You left and didn't care to tell us, then never called in and then when you did, never looked at the repiles.
Didn't even know who I was.


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 10:08:29 [Preview] No.299925 del
I got a hand-written one page letter sent to me by post today. No name on the envelope, just my address. The letter was from a Jehovah's Witness woman. She signed with her first name only and gave a PO Box as the return address. I wonder if I was targeted for the letter or they just send them out randomly.


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 10:10:26 [Preview] No.299926 del
>>299924
I had a lot going on. I still thought about my NEET brothers daily. I do think I told you however. I remember posting that leg pic in Singapore airport, many (You)s and good vibes.
As you know, a NEET never leaves the NEETboard


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 10:10:56 [Preview] No.299927 del
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>>299921
Now he's a chungus.


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 10:11:49 [Preview] No.299928 del
>>299927
I was the original poster of that varg pic.
Same filename too.


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 10:13:39 [Preview] No.299929 del
>>299927
>Ringing the bells
lol I remember that.


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 10:13:47 [Preview] No.299930 del
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>>299925
I got one of those too a while back.


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 10:14:27 [Preview] No.299932 del
>>299930
check out those delts


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 10:16:45 [Preview] No.299934 del
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Hello Neets


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 10:21:28 [Preview] No.299935 del
>>299934
Evening Nuro.


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 10:23:07 [Preview] No.299936 del
>>299933
First pic isnt me btw

>>299935
>>299808


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 10:24:33 [Preview] No.299937 del
Good night NEETs. Sleep tight.


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 10:24:59 [Preview] No.299938 del
>>299936
First pic is NK.


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 10:25:16 [Preview] No.299939 del
>>299937
Good night TightNEET.


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 10:27:37 [Preview] No.299940 del
>>299935
evening.. doubt ill be up for long

>>299936
stop the drama


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 10:28:11 [Preview] No.299941 del
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Goodnight NEETs

>>299937
Goodnight NEET


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 10:28:43 [Preview] No.299942 del
>>299940
My dude nurosis, I need your assistance in finding that obscure album. Whether its today or tomorrow, please offer your expertise.


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>>299934
Evening. I don't think there are any based pics f you.


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 10:31:05 [Preview] No.299945 del
>>299943
I wish you would stop posting these images. It makes me want to leave the board sometimes. To distance myself from my old persona.
I'd appreciate if you'd delete this post.


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 10:32:20 [Preview] No.299946 del
>>299783
Chinks.
>>299804
Happy birthday for tommorow mate.
>>299864
No, smoking inside is boong tier behaviour.
>>299865
Iktf
>>299910
I should sort out my memes.
>>299916
What beer is that in the can in the first photo?
Having a longneck of stout at the moment. Feeling good, had a good lift at the gym and a pastie for dinner. Good times.


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 10:33:01 [Preview] No.299948 del
>>299908
Made it, got my icecream. Having a big bowl now. None for the rest of you expect SoyFree.


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 10:33:01 [Preview] No.299949 del
>>299946
Carlsberg, cost me about $12 from memory.


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 10:34:14 [Preview] No.299950 del
>>299947
I remember that day when NK hung out with mates at a warehouse.
3rd pic is me.


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 10:34:58 [Preview] No.299951 del
>>299947
yeah mate i drink a bottle remy twice a week, i told you it was stellar


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 10:35:17 [Preview] No.299952 del
>>299949
Fair enough, that's a good beer, I'm having another Danish beer tonight, Tuborg.


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>>299945
You're the same old NEET.
Eat some painkillers with me and stay up all night talking shit.


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 10:38:32 [Preview] No.299955 del
>>299946
I hve no memes on my new laptop. I should've save some of them.


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 10:40:06 [Preview] No.299956 del
6 purples down. 4 tall heinekens en route to the liver.
Not exactly impressed that you posted that pic of me cruisey, I'm quite insecure about it.
I'd appreciate if you wouldn't do that again, honestly.


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 10:40:35 [Preview] No.299957 del
>>299950
>3rd pic is me.
Are you sure?
I savedit as NK and I am rarely wrong.


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 10:41:37 [Preview] No.299958 del
>>299957
Yeah, I used to wear that blue and white striped t-shirt a fair bit


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 10:41:44 [Preview] No.299959 del
56:22 left and still no Kurtz?


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 10:42:35 [Preview] No.299960 del
>>299951
>stellar
Do you know this sick cunt?
This is what you could easily be in 10 years.


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 10:42:38 [Preview] No.299961 del
>>299959
Just be patient. It's worth the wait.


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 10:42:50 [Preview] No.299962 del
Badly running out of clothes. Down to just two shirts now. I keep putting off purchasing more.


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 10:43:38 [Preview] No.299963 del
>>299962
Is that you shitemeister? We can go shopping at Bourke St mall together. There's a uniqlo and a H&M there


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 10:43:56 [Preview] No.299964 del
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>>299956
In front of the booze?


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 10:44:02 [Preview] No.299965 del
>>299961
I am just surprised by the pacing of the film.


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 10:48:21 [Preview] No.299967 del
Feel like smoking this whole ounce because cruisey disrespected me


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 10:48:43 [Preview] No.299968 del
>>299966
I thought the second was a music clip and the third was a video.


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 10:49:21 [Preview] No.299969 del
>>299888
* Morbid obesity
* Alcoholism
* Smoking
You sir are a role model to the younger neets.


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 10:49:51 [Preview] No.299970 del
>>299963
What is uniqlo value like? I am tempted to do a big order with them and just get it over with.


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 10:50:17 [Preview] No.299971 del
>>299967
I did not.
My NEETlore was just bit off.


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 10:50:46 [Preview] No.299972 del
>>299969
Which neet is it?


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 10:50:57 [Preview] No.299973 del
>>299967
Cruisey loves you, you just don't know how to love him back.


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 10:52:05 [Preview] No.299974 del
>>299971
I don't think he wants you posting his face Cruisedog.


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 10:54:22 [Preview] No.299975 del
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>>299973
He doesn't even know who I am.


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 10:54:59 [Preview] No.299976 del
>>299971
That is exactly how I pictured NK. Also, how many neets are on SSRI's?


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 10:58:56 [Preview] No.299977 del
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>>299974
I was just sharing something that was once special to us both.
I'll stop.


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 10:59:36 [Preview] No.299978 del
>>299976
Me too but that isn;t him.


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 11:54:51 [Preview] No.299980 del
All by myself.
DONT wanT TO BE

ALL BY MYYY SSEELLLLFFF


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 11:55:05 [Preview] No.299981 del
I reckon all the normie neets are out partying.


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 12:09:38 [Preview] No.299982 del
who else here is /directionless in life/?
>be me
>22
>never worked
>uni drop out
>no drivers license
>no valid ID
how fucked am I?


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 12:23:16 [Preview] No.299983 del
>>299982
Once you get the ball rolling things get easier.
First we need to get you a job, are you in a city? Can you commute to inner suburban areas within one hour each way?
Once you get some cash behind you we can get your drivers license and then a car. Before you know it you will be able to afford a one bedroom flat.

Tell me your situation and I'll give you further advice.


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 12:33:30 [Preview] No.299984 del
>>299983
I have given up hope and lack motivation to do simple things
>live with parents
>like $100 in total savings
>parents earn too much for me to get centrelink
>spent last 2 years in my room


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 12:40:53 [Preview] No.299985 del
>>299984
From memory, once you're over 21 your parents' income doesn't affect your eligibility. I remember mates from good homes on youth allowance when we were in uni.
Either way its not much even if you do get it.

If I went back in time to your situation, I'd look for pick packing jobs on seek and apply to any that are accessible by public transport. It will suck commuting and the work is monotonous but the cash is alright. Do that for a few months and you should have a nice little savings fund. Just having money will increase your outlook, your potential to do even simple shit will boost your self-esteem. Don't listen to cunts telling you money doesn't matter, it does.
Then you can get the license and the car and whatever else you want from there. It's fairly common for people to start out at any given rookie position and move into the office (in this pick pack example) and management and fuck before you know it you're working in freight forwarding making 80k bonuses. It's cliche but the start is the hardest part


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 12:41:54 [Preview] No.299986 del
I might visit Hobart for a week later this year.


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 12:42:15 [Preview] No.299987 del
>>299986
Can I come with you?


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 12:43:34 [Preview] No.299988 del
>>299987
I'm not sure when I'll be going, most likely in winter in between my uni semesters.


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 12:49:27 [Preview] No.299989 del
Spent 45 minutes with my head on the desk too baked to function after smoking that spliff.
Back alive and having a heineken now.


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 12:58:04 [Preview] No.299990 del
Jst turned the aircon back on.


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 13:02:09 [Preview] No.299991 del
Feel like having a punt on the nags


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 13:11:10 [Preview] No.299992 del
Really not impressed cruisey.


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 13:24:22 [Preview] No.299993 del
Two handed crotch scratch


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 13:24:44 [Preview] No.299994 del
>>299992
I didn;t mean to offend


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 13:25:08 [Preview] No.299995 del
Wizzy better not fuck this up.


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 13:42:00 [Preview] No.299996 del
I'm angry with the head development lead regarding something petty


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 13:45:16 [Preview] No.299997 del
Thinking about NEET arse.


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 14:01:51 [Preview] No.299998 del
A man's heart is a firework that once in its time flashes heavenward. Meteor-like, it blazes for a moment and lights with its glory the whole world beneath. Then the night of our sordid commonplace life closes in around it, and the burned-out case, falling back to earth, lies useless and uncared for, slowly smouldering into ashes.


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 14:02:22 [Preview] No.299999 del
LARGE NEET CLAPPERS
EXECUTIVE NEET THRUSTS


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 14:15:41 [Preview] No.300000 del
Wonder what Apocalypse NowNEET thought of Kurtz


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 14:18:38 [Preview] No.300001 del
I need to pee.


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 14:35:47 [Preview] No.300002 del
I still haven't pissed.


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 19:21:02 [Preview] No.300003 del
>>299999
👏👏👏👏


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 19:21:19 [Preview] No.300004 del
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 19:24:46 [Preview] No.300005 del
>>299804
HAPPY BIRTHDAY NEET


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 19:29:03 [Preview] No.300006 del
>>300002
Keep us updated.


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 19:54:52 [Preview] No.300007 del
mordning
was going to sleep in but it sounded like somebody jumped my back fence so i got up to look


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 20:04:56 [Preview] No.300008 del
>>299804
God bless you, fella.


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 20:30:02 [Preview] No.300009 del
>>300007
Morning NEET.

>>300008
Morning Fella.


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 20:36:13 [Preview] No.300010 del
>>300009
morning mate
what are your plans for the day?


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 20:38:58 [Preview] No.300011 del
https://hk.appledaily.com/news/20210117/FLXATT4LKVBGVEBRLAECJPTCHM/

China was running a railway using Flash. The entire railway shut down and everything stopped working. They fixed it by installing a pirate copy of Flash.


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 20:44:47 [Preview] No.300012 del
>>300009
Evening to you as well.

>>300011
Railman retires, the company throws a party for him. They celebrate his good work, they give him plaque as distinguished worker.
Finally he turns to his former employers:
- Care to tell me now, why did I have to knock on the wheels all the time...


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 20:45:11 [Preview] No.300013 del
>>300010
>what are your plans for the day?
Walked the dog and I am now having breakfast. Then I will do some yoga before it gets too hot and then keep reading a book on databases. What about you?


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 20:46:27 [Preview] No.300014 del
>>300011
Hearty kek that is a truly a story of don't fix if it is not broken until it fails.


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 20:50:07 [Preview] No.300015 del
>'I was duped by Trump!' QAnon Shaman 'regrets' Capitol invasion as his lawyer says ex-president's failure to issue a pardon was a 'betrayal' by the man who 'led him down the primrose path' - so how many more rioters will claim the same?
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9176681/I-duped-Trump-QAnon-Shaman-regrets-participating-Capitol-riot.html


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 20:51:07 [Preview] No.300016 del
>>300013
I am going to do the dishes, then go to the shops at 9am. I would normally go at 7am for opening, but I need a couple of things from other stores that don't open until 9am.
Then I might do some scale modeling and cook a lamb roast.


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 20:51:23 [Preview] No.300017 del
Morning NEETs.


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 20:51:45 [Preview] No.300018 del
I wish a woman some times
>Homeless charity founder who was sacked over claims she stole $440k is labelled a 'trickster' in extraordinary unfair dismissal hearing after all charges were DROPPED
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9174019/Charity-founder-sacked-fraud-claims-labelled-trickster-unfair-dismissal-case.html


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 20:52:16 [Preview] No.300019 del
>>300016
Sounds like a lovely day.

>>300017
Morning NEET.


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 20:57:09 [Preview] No.300020 del
>Denmark sets a target of ZERO asylum seeker applications to protect 'social cohesion'
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9176397/Denmark-sets-target-ZERO-asylum-seeker-applications-protect-social-cohesion.html


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 21:00:19 [Preview] No.300021 del
>>300017
Morning.


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 21:00:48 [Preview] No.300022 del
dishes have been done
might just go to the supermarket now and go back for the other bits and bobs


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>>300019
>>300021
Good Morning Neets

>>300022
i cant remember going to woolies last night but i went there, thank god, sot some flavourtown for this morn.


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 21:21:38 [Preview] No.300024 del
>Tradie cuts a gcuddle-sized cyst out of his hand with a STANLEY KNIFE claiming he was waiting on a public hospital list for two years for elective surgery
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9174747/Tradie-cuts-gcuddle-sized-cyst-hand-STANLEY-KNIFE-TWO-YEARS-public-waiting-list.html


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 21:22:14 [Preview] No.300025 del
>>300023
Good morning Nuro.

>some flavourtown for this morn.
Toot toot!


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 21:25:05 [Preview] No.300026 del
>British shoppers hit with unexpectedly high fees on products from EU after Brexit
>>One consumer asked to pay £140 in fees says she won’t order anything from Europe again any time soon
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/brexit-uk-eu-delivery-charges-vat-b1791148.html


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NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 21:31:39 [Preview] No.300028 del
>>300023
Morning nuro. This is how I imagine webby if he were a gook.


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 21:41:09 [Preview] No.300029 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=6n3pFFPSlW4 [Embed]


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 21:51:23 [Preview] No.300031 del
did the supermarket shopping
very disappointed in woolworths today


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 21:51:49 [Preview] No.300032 del
having a 750ml dare double espresso
i wish they made the triple in this size


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 21:52:38 [Preview] No.300033 del
>>300032
Triple in that size is probably too hardcore


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 21:55:21 [Preview] No.300034 del
>>300033
they should just ban skellies from buying it


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 21:57:47 [Preview] No.300035 del
>>300031
>very disappointed in woolworths today
No monster?


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 21:59:15 [Preview] No.300036 del
Got boonged last night.
Fell asleep on the couch and stayed there all night.
Could go to bed now, but I think I'll stay up an suffer through the day so that I sleep easy tonight


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 22:01:35 [Preview] No.300037 del
>>300031
gonna need a QRD on this

>>300036
i didnt even get maggoted and drank plenty of water but i have a fucking super boonged tier headache this morn... what the actual fuck


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 22:02:45 [Preview] No.300038 del
0.058 BAC
Gonna go get a monster, a tall asahi, and clean up the flat.


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 22:04:12 [Preview] No.300039 del
>>300035
no fresh herbs
I was after some rosemary and thyme
I will check Coles when I am doing my other errands at 9am.


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 22:06:56 [Preview] No.300040 del
>>300039
>no fresh herbs
That's fucked.


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 22:07:55 [Preview] No.300041 del
Charlie don't surf!


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 22:10:41 [Preview] No.300042 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=1Jaaq2Z3QI4 [Embed]


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 22:11:39 [Preview] No.300043 del
>>300038
ooooooffff


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 22:16:14 [Preview] No.300044 del
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you may be fat but at least you aint fat and mentally retarded


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 22:17:27 [Preview] No.300045 del
>>300044
I'm not so sure..


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 22:23:23 [Preview] No.300047 del
>>299804
Happy birthday neet.


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 22:23:51 [Preview] No.300048 del
>>300044
>>300046
Do you think she gives him sexual relief?


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 22:27:57 [Preview] No.300049 del
>>300044
He's in care now. I forgot to post the article a week ago but his motherbat put him into care.


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 22:31:32 [Preview] No.300050 del
Insufferable Gook Assholes still haven't restocked the sugar free monster or the gummi pizzas.
Having 2.7 standards before the guava monster.
Totally forgot about all the things I had on my to-do list for the weekend, but theres always tomorrow and the chores can be done today if nothing else.

Mong pills down the hatch


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 22:33:31 [Preview] No.300051 del
102.2kg
Boong life making me thick again.


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 22:33:52 [Preview] No.300052 del
>>300050
>standards for breakfast


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>>300052
Alcoholism
D-Doctors order, h-heh heh...


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 22:43:01 [Preview] No.300054 del
>>300050
>but theres always tomorrow


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 22:43:18 [Preview] No.300055 del


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 22:46:18 [Preview] No.300056 del
Got some fresh herbs at Coles.
Off to Spotlight and Dan shortly.


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 22:47:00 [Preview] No.300057 del
>>300056
>spotlight


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 22:48:53 [Preview] No.300059 del
Having a smoke with a standard, watching the late morning Melbourne skyline. Absolutely kino


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 22:49:40 [Preview] No.300060 del
>>300059
how do you plan on feeling around lunch ?


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 22:50:52 [Preview] No.300061 del
>>300060
Pretty average


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 22:55:31 [Preview] No.300062 del
Nuro I await your ratings of these tracks

Poolside - Harvest Moon
https://youtube.com/watch?v=suWbFPaVoEA [Embed]

Khruangbin - Maria Tambien
https://youtube.com/watch?v=7hlGqj3ImQI [Embed]


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 22:58:26 [Preview] No.300063 del
bit'a black label in the mouth


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 23:00:15 [Preview] No.300064 del
>>300057
>light


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 23:04:45 [Preview] No.300065 del
>>300062
second ones ok, im in the synth equivalent of ketamine hole at the moment and i ain getting out soon

http://theasc.blogspot.com/p/auxcast.html


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 23:09:08 [Preview] No.300066 del
@Nuro,

How much would I need to outlay for a vinyl player and some speakers?
Will I need a DAC? Will I need an amp?

t. can configure pulseaudio but doesn't know shit about hardware


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 23:14:30 [Preview] No.300067 del
Perhaps your taste in a different setting Nuro

https://youtube.com/watch?v=AxM_sgMM2rQ [Embed]
Onra - Chinoiseries Pt. 1 (2007)


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 23:19:30 [Preview] No.300068 del
>>299985
>over 21
They've been increasing that for ages. I think it is 22 now.


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 23:19:52 [Preview] No.300069 del
>>299804
HAPPY BIRTHDAY NOOT


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 23:21:41 [Preview] No.300070 del
>>300060
I want you to make sexist remarks whilst Possum and I have a girls night in watching "Sex and the City" and drinking fruity, sweet concoctions.
Will you help us indulge this fantasy nuro?


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 23:22:06 [Preview] No.300071 del
In the mood to throw bricks at riot police


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 23:23:01 [Preview] No.300072 del
>>299996
Ah yeah.


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 23:23:09 [Preview] No.300073 del
>>300066
>How much would I need to outlay for a vinyl player and some speakers?
too much
>Will I need a DAC?
hell no its analogue
>Will I need an amp?
you will need a phono stage and amp


i would not bother unless you have a good stash of records

if you just want the novelty try this

https://www.jaycar.com.au/turntable-stereo-hi-fi-with-cd-player/p/GE4100


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 23:23:17 [Preview] No.300074 del


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 23:23:50 [Preview] No.300075 del
>>300023
>cant remember
Do you have a faint smell of NK?


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 23:24:06 [Preview] No.300076 del
>>300070
you are such a slut you panties are showing through that dress


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 23:25:20 [Preview] No.300077 del
>>300071
Have a wank instead.


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 23:25:30 [Preview] No.300078 del
>>300076
I'm not wearing knickers!
I never do when you're around.


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 23:25:46 [Preview] No.300079 del
>>300030
>>300028
>>300025
>>300023
>>300021
>>300019
>>300017
>>300010
>>300009
>>300008
>>300007
>>300005
>>300004
Good morning friends.
Woken up by the after hours.
I then had to call a sup. coord. who seems new, and woke her up.
She said she had to call someone else.
Meanwhile this client could be dead.


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 23:26:11 [Preview] No.300080 del
>>300073
Do you have any autistic opinions on video files and their codecs?


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 23:26:21 [Preview] No.300081 del
>>300073
The reason I want a vinyl player is so that I am forced to listen to a record and can't obsessively skip songs or scrub through a track and choose a random album etc. I'm to ADD to appreciate the music i listen to on spotify or youtube because its too available.


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 23:26:51 [Preview] No.300082 del
I like how everyone is being nicer to nuro in this edition. We should have similar editions in general.


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 23:28:06 [Preview] No.300083 del
>>300079
Good morning NEET.

>Meanwhile this client could be dead.
Ba careful, you might hurt her feelings with this language even though the job has professional responsibilities and duty of care for the clients.


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 23:29:56 [Preview] No.300084 del
Another day that cruisey doesn't say good morning to me.
I'm not worth of him apparently.
Fucking choof head nigger loving cunt!!!


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 23:31:31 [Preview] No.300085 del
>>300082
It's literally one NEET. When I banned him yesterday after he posted on a new IP with no post history in this thread or last thread (that had been running for five days since Monday). People need to keep calling him out on this behaviour as all he does is shit post about people and then explodes when questioned about it.


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 23:31:51 [Preview] No.300086 del
>>300084
Based. I wouldn't say good morning to such a narky neet either.


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 23:32:16 [Preview] No.300087 del
>>300084
>Another day that cruisey doesn't say good morning to me.
He said good morning to me and I was the first to say it. Please show us your post.


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 23:32:52 [Preview] No.300088 del
>>300085
nah it's at least two


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 23:33:01 [Preview] No.300089 del
>>300085
Do you generally check post history? I find that disturbing.


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 23:33:18 [Preview] No.300090 del
>>300088
I second this.


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 23:41:21 [Preview] No.300091 del
>>299804
Happy Birthday Neetie


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 23:41:44 [Preview] No.300092 del
So far this morning I have called three hospitals and will need to call sapol in a sec. Fuarrrk.


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 23:42:10 [Preview] No.300093 del
>>300002
Have you yet?


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 23:42:45 [Preview] No.300094 del
>>300007
kill 'em Webby.
Probably those axe throwing drongos or someone associated.


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 23:43:08 [Preview] No.300095 del
>>300092
How do you handle it?
Did you get your boong on last night?


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 23:43:18 [Preview] No.300096 del
>>300092
What is going on?


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 23:44:22 [Preview] No.300097 del
>>300088
>>300090
It's okay to not like someone and post about it. But if you make a thread making fun of someone, then continue in your attempt to make fun of them and explode after being told to stop that's is not acceptable. There are several NEETs who do not like Nuro.

>>300089
No I don't specifically. I find a post, copy the IP hash and use the find function in the browser.

Yes, if you are going to make a random post telling someone to "fuck off", is generally awful in the tone towards someone (I have banned other NEETs for posts not involving Nuro over disgusting comments), or I get a report I will look it up.


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 23:44:28 [Preview] No.300098 del
>>300024
The only issue is the knife, if they used a scalpel no one would care.


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 23:45:14 [Preview] No.300099 del
>>300031
Didn't any cute girls wait on you at the checkout?


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 23:46:27 [Preview] No.300100 del
>>300098
I think it is that in failing to treat him in a reasonable period of time over the issue could mean they are liable. I can imagine there are people for much minor conditions getting follow up treatment while this bloke is in constant pain. If he was working though I don't know why he didn't see a specialist.


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 23:47:30 [Preview] No.300101 del
>>300039
Go to bunnings, just take some handfulls from the pot plants.


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 23:47:56 [Preview] No.300102 del
>>300024
My old man has drilled into his thumb nail to release bleeding underneath it.
I'm not that hardcore


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 23:48:00 [Preview] No.300103 del
>>300045
You fake your mongness.


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 23:48:46 [Preview] No.300104 del
>>300050
>2.7 standards before the guava monster.
The wagon can wait.


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 23:49:01 [Preview] No.300105 del
>>300102
What a manly man. I don't think I could do that either.


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 23:49:21 [Preview] No.300106 del
>>300051
Big chungo frame.


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 23:52:01 [Preview] No.300107 del
>>300084
Where did you say mordnign?


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 23:52:14 [Preview] No.300108 del
>>300102
He used a powerdrill?


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 23:52:26 [Preview] No.300109 del


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 23:53:31 [Preview] No.300110 del
>>300109
<4: Could I have one (1) more dexie?


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 23:53:35 [Preview] No.300111 del
>>300109
Hmmmmmmmmm


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 23:53:36 [Preview] No.300112 del
130.3 kg this morning. Just 400 grams off my first target.


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 23:53:48 [Preview] No.300113 del
>>300107
I didn't so I take it back.
In a big mood

>>300108
Si


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 23:53:50 [Preview] No.300114 del
>>300095
Slight boongery, was alright because the biggest thing was an old unna lady missing her dialysis so I just talked to her half cut for half an hour.
We got on pretty well tbh.
Her niece sounded like she was on smack.


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 23:54:28 [Preview] No.300115 del
>>300096
No answer at the door.
she's probably down the shops or something but her phone can be heard from the door and there's no answer.


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 23:54:33 [Preview] No.300116 del
>>300112
Good news. Then I want to see you working towards 120kg.


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 23:54:53 [Preview] No.300117 del
>>300097
Fuck off monaro


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 23:55:55 [Preview] No.300118 del
>>300100
>why he didn't see a specialist.
Cause he's a wagie trying to use NEET resources.
If it hurt that much, go to a pprivate cunt.


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 23:56:18 [Preview] No.300119 del
>>300102
real unna.


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 23:56:54 [Preview] No.300120 del


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 23:57:38 [Preview] No.300121 del
>>300112
Good going.


NEET 01/22/2021 (Fri) 23:57:53 [Preview] No.300122 del
>>300113
>mood
I prefer it when you are happy.


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 00:00:55 [Preview] No.300123 del
>>300118
>Cause he's a wagie trying to use NEET resources.
I remember when I tried to get into the public hospital respiratory clinic after being admitted to the hopsital and I was given a date and time. I told them I had work and if could be an hour or two later by asking if there other another time being told directly "no". I booked the appointment with their private clinic at a later time in the day in an appointment that was earlier. Public hospitals can be a joke.


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 00:05:37 [Preview] No.300124 del
Keep getting these kind of targeted ads in my feeds
Anti-boong algorithms


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 00:10:02 [Preview] No.300125 del
>>300124
You need them!


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 00:15:15 [Preview] No.300126 del
Contemplating making pancakes.


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 00:16:33 [Preview] No.300127 del
Contemplating a schooner at the local.


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 00:18:14 [Preview] No.300128 del
Contemplating giving imissfather a good therapy session.


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 00:18:17 [Preview] No.300129 del
I am fucking sick of this hot weather.


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 00:19:05 [Preview] No.300130 del
I piss out my dick hole.


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 00:19:21 [Preview] No.300131 del
>>300128
>good therapy session.
Rub and tug?


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 00:19:27 [Preview] No.300132 del
This is an automated response to inform you that your request for liberation forces is approved. Liberation will commence shortly.


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 00:19:42 [Preview] No.300133 del
>>300130
You should learn to piss out of your arse.


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 00:20:07 [Preview] No.300134 del
>>300093
Yeah. >300130


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 00:20:39 [Preview] No.300135 del
>>300133
I haven't eaten anything to cause that in a while.


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 00:21:01 [Preview] No.300136 del
uh uh uh uh
FLAVOURTOWN
FLAVOURTOWN


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 00:21:16 [Preview] No.300137 del
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NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 00:21:52 [Preview] No.300138 del
Does anyone else get extremely horny when they're hungover?
I predict a lot of wanks today. Wank the day away, even.
Just looking at that mug image spurs something naughty down stairs.


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 00:22:29 [Preview] No.300139 del
>>300138
>Wank the day away, even.
From 9 to 5?


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 00:22:54 [Preview] No.300140 del
>>300137
>tfw my bottle'o black label only lasted 2.5 days


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 00:24:20 [Preview] No.300141 del
Need to suck on some big NEET tits.


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 00:24:39 [Preview] No.300142 del
>>300136
>tfw you will never know what is FLAVOURTOWN without the image


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 00:24:45 [Preview] No.300143 del
>>300112
Awesome


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 00:24:57 [Preview] No.300144 del
>>300141
Giggly ones?


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 00:25:15 [Preview] No.300145 del
BIG
HAIRY
NEET
TITS


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 00:26:56 [Preview] No.300146 del
Fucking hell.
Two people have gone to hospital so far and this net one might be dead.
The HSW is going to put in a complaint against me (I would) but I'm just following the procedure.
There is no body so I wouldn't class that as an emergency.


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 00:30:04 [Preview] No.300147 del
>>300099
The cute girl who was dressed as an evil nun a few months back served me in Woolies.
The cute girl at Dans served me.
The girl who served me in spotlight was reasonably attractive but had a bad personality.
The woman who served me in Autobarn wasn't very attractive, but she called me sweetie and told me to stay out of the heat.


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 00:30:20 [Preview] No.300148 del
>>300146
>this net one might be dead
You win some, you lose some.

>but I'm just following the procedure.
Who cares then. You can't violate their rights for privacy unless there is immediate cause and if there is not you follow the procedure. You are doing everything by the book.

>I wouldn't class that as an emergency.
People die all the time. They could have had a heart attack several hours and there is nothing you could have done. You need to crack open a cold one.


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 00:31:58 [Preview] No.300149 del
>>300148
>You need to crack open a cold one.


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 00:31:59 [Preview] No.300150 del
>>300146
Your on-call sounds worse than mine. I'm on-call next week.
Sounds grim, but none of it is your fault.
Agree with NEET above, crack a coldie, it's what I'm gonna do - have to shower first.


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 00:32:55 [Preview] No.300151 del
>>300146
>The HSW is going to put in a complaint against me
tell them to get fucked and pre-emptively sue them


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 00:33:37 [Preview] No.300152 del
>>300138
yes i wank a lot after a big night
not sure why


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 00:34:34 [Preview] No.300153 del
>>300107
that wasn't me being a rude neet


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 00:35:30 [Preview] No.300154 del
>>300147
>sweetie
sweaty


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 00:36:52 [Preview] No.300155 del
That Dare has stirred up my poo bag.
Might take a shit before I start on these VBs.


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 00:38:29 [Preview] No.300156 del
>>300155
>Dare
>VBs
fugg are you purposely trying to make yourself sick?


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 00:39:19 [Preview] No.300157 del
d>>300156
>fugg


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 00:42:15 [Preview] No.300158 del
XD>>30-0157


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 00:42:52 [Preview] No.300159 del
fs>>300158
>XD>>30-0157


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 00:43:00 [Preview] No.300160 del
>>300079
Good morning my friend.

I'm sorry to hear you had a rough night. I hope your client is okay.


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 00:43:22 [Preview] No.300161 del
Singlet on
Thongs on
Aftershave on
Durries at the ready
Headin to the local!


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 00:46:12 [Preview] No.300162 del
>>300147
>spotlight
>bad personality.
They all seem like bitches.
The Autobarn one sounds best.


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 00:47:42 [Preview] No.300163 del
>>300148
yeah, but from the support workers point of view I'm probably uncaring.
I sort of am, still upset that I can't get a proper boong on because of this shit.
Plus all these people are not under my case load and I have no attachment to them.


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 00:49:48 [Preview] No.300164 del
>>300150
It's better than the last place. I get paid fuck all for it ($140 for the week), the last place I didn't get paid for on call.
The last place I did it all too, here I am mostly just the accountable side (approving shifts and making managerial decisions) and there's still rostering staff dealing with the basic shit.


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 00:50:19 [Preview] No.300165 del
>>300153
I hope I gave you your mordnig (You).


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 00:50:44 [Preview] No.300166 del
>>300158
>>300159
>>300157
Thumbs up emoji.


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 00:51:18 [Preview] No.300167 del
>>300160
Sup baby, you need to start going to bed at a decent hour.


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 00:51:50 [Preview] No.300168 del
>>300161
Put some shorts on.


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 00:54:29 [Preview] No.300169 del


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 00:55:55 [Preview] No.300170 del
>>300169
sad big vilone


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 01:01:07 [Preview] No.300171 del
Her dog is inside and isn't moving from the bedroom.
The police are breaking in.
Fuck.


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 01:01:28 [Preview] No.300172 del
>>300163
>I'm probably uncaring.
At the end of the day you are meeting your obligations, if a company gets sued or in trouble because they did foresee or rectify that an issue that's their problem.

I would see any complaints as a positive that it is an opportunity to improve the service. If the company fails to address them, they are ultimately at fault and you just to push any responsibilities onto them. People above you are probably getting paid way more to handle that risk management.


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 01:02:06 [Preview] No.300173 del
>>300171
ask for a photo of her cunny


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 01:02:45 [Preview] No.300174 del
I tried the new Aussie Angus at McDonalds. The onion rings on it were hard and overall were underwhelming. There was so much sauce I had to wash my hands and face. The meat and rest of the burger was fine.


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 01:03:51 [Preview] No.300175 del
>>300171
RIP doggy.


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 01:03:56 [Preview] No.300176 del
>>300174
Thank you for your review, NEET.
What score would you give it out of 500?


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 01:03:56 [Preview] No.300177 del
>>300171
You need to care less about these people in these cases. It's going to hurt you and it isn't worth suffering over.


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 01:04:16 [Preview] No.300178 del
>>300172
>People above you
There's a director. Who has no idea who is under my caseload.


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 01:04:47 [Preview] No.300179 del
>>300176
300/500 - The ingredients were nice, the sauce was too much and the onion rings were underwhelming. It was good size burger though but for $14.95 for the large meal you expect that.


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 01:04:50 [Preview] No.300180 del
>>300175
It's a big dog, I wouldn't be surprised if the cops need to 'subdue' it.


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 01:05:40 [Preview] No.300181 del
>>300178
>There's a director.
Ultimately the buck stops with them. If you followed the procedures and something went tits up, it lands on their desk.


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 01:05:43 [Preview] No.300182 del
>>300180
it probably ate her face and one of her tits


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 01:05:47 [Preview] No.300183 del
Thinking about a binge.
Maybe a double angus in a hunger tamer.


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 01:09:46 [Preview] No.300184 del
>>300183
Hungry jack's connoisseurs here have long been enthusiasts of the ultimate double smoky bbq angus. When in doubt, just go to hj's and order the most expensive burger on the menu. It's never let me down.


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 01:11:17 [Preview] No.300185 del
Genuinely don’t understand how you cunts eat so much
Not having a dig, I’ve just never get the desire for a food binge


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 01:11:44 [Preview] No.300186 del
I wish Shire would post his mobile number so we could contact him with car question any time of the day or night.


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 01:12:15 [Preview] No.300187 del
>>300185
It's called comfort eating and some of us need lots of comfort.


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 01:12:38 [Preview] No.300188 del
I keep thinking of that time in Iron Man when tony stark orders a bunch of cheeseburgers after escaping captivity. And I keep thinking if I eat a bag full of cheeseburgers I'm sure to transform into a billionaire genius playboy philanthropist. I'll master 3d printing, cnc milling, and then start building flying powered exoskeletons and robot girls. It'll work, right?


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 01:12:44 [Preview] No.300189 del
>>300185
Do you do much physical activity or activities that require you to focus for long periods of time?

>>300187
Feed = Power.


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 01:12:59 [Preview] No.300190 del
>>300186
also hack his phone and steal tasteful pictures of cindy with no clothes on


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 01:13:42 [Preview] No.300191 del
>>300184
>ultimate double smoky bbq angus
Have you had the chorizo one?


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 01:13:48 [Preview] No.300192 del
might have a VB or six


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 01:13:48 [Preview] No.300193 del
>>300186
>car question any time of the day or night.
<3:30 am - "So, yeah I am going to Supercheap Auto at 9 and what do you think about X?"


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 01:14:04 [Preview] No.300194 del
>>300185
Skele scum


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 01:14:09 [Preview] No.300195 del
>>300188
>It'll work, right?
Yes.


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 01:14:45 [Preview] No.300196 del
>>300192
You need it!


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 01:14:53 [Preview] No.300197 del
>>300190
>tasteful
You can send me the rest.


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 01:17:35 [Preview] No.300198 del
>>300196
this first one is going down a treat


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 01:20:25 [Preview] No.300199 del
Large double whopper cheese meal, I can feel the food coma approaching.


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 01:27:52 [Preview] No.300200 del
>>300198
Just bought a slab of goats


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 01:34:39 [Preview] No.300201 del
>>300137
Well bantered Dan.


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 01:36:16 [Preview] No.300202 del
>>300146
>The HSW
What is an HSW?


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 01:46:04 [Preview] No.300203 del
I’m an Uber with an Aussie driver, feels weird


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 01:46:36 [Preview] No.300204 del
>>300202
Hot Sweaty Wankers


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 01:47:53 [Preview] No.300205 del
>>300203
might be shire


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 01:48:03 [Preview] No.300206 del
>>300193
<so there's this uggo bitch at autobarn but she called me sweaty.. wat do?


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 01:48:28 [Preview] No.300207 del
>>300199
OOOOH YEEEAH


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 01:49:06 [Preview] No.300208 del
>>300202
Home Support Worker, as opposed to facility staff.


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 01:49:41 [Preview] No.300209 del
She didn't die. Just heavily inebriated and potentially inhaled vomit.


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 01:50:30 [Preview] No.300210 del
>>300209
doin a monk as we call it in the biz


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 01:51:36 [Preview] No.300211 del
>>300191
No, I'm holding out for one which includes **churros*


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 01:51:59 [Preview] No.300212 del
>>300210
Apparently half dressed, half in the bed with an empty bottle on the ground next to her.
But I can't say intoxicated.. because that'd be presumptuous.


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 01:52:04 [Preview] No.300213 del


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 01:52:20 [Preview] No.300214 del
>>300211
On a donut.


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 01:52:34 [Preview] No.300215 del
>>300209
She'll be as good as gold.


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 01:53:17 [Preview] No.300216 del
>>300215
i think she has COPD so they may need to drain her lungs.


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 01:54:13 [Preview] No.300217 del
Comforting to know that when I’m an old dying pisshead I’ll have someone like cruisey to look after me on after hours


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 01:54:54 [Preview] No.300218 del
>>300216
>they may need to drain her lungs.
That sounds fun, hopefully it was worth it last night.


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 01:54:57 [Preview] No.300219 del
Yeah, fuck this I want a boigur.
Can't be a boong because the cops or ambos will probably call me.


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 01:55:29 [Preview] No.300220 del
hi neets


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 01:56:56 [Preview] No.300221 del
>>300219
if her house catches on fire you might hear from the fireies too


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 01:57:12 [Preview] No.300222 del


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 01:57:17 [Preview] No.300223 del
>>300217
>I’ll have someone like cruisey to look after me on after hours
Having him work for you is a blessing. I can imagine most people would ignore you until Monday morning tbqh.


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 01:57:36 [Preview] No.300224 del
>>300220
Hi NEET.


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 01:57:51 [Preview] No.300225 del
>>300221
I hope the dog is okay tbh


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 01:58:04 [Preview] No.300226 del


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 01:59:20 [Preview] No.300227 del
>>300167
I was up at 7:30 this morning.


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 01:59:46 [Preview] No.300228 del


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 02:00:28 [Preview] No.300229 del
>>300227
Were you preoccupied with someone else?


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 02:01:19 [Preview] No.300230 del
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NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 02:01:53 [Preview] No.300231 del
>>300209
>She didn't die
That is good to hear.


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 02:02:07 [Preview] No.300232 del
>>300230
hahahaha thats actually really good


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 02:02:35 [Preview] No.300233 del
helloo neets just awoke refreshed from the most delightfull nap


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 02:02:57 [Preview] No.300234 del
>>300229
Yes. Nikocado.


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 02:03:19 [Preview] No.300235 del
>>300233
Good afternoon Nuro. Good to hear. What's the plan for the rest of the day?


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 02:03:45 [Preview] No.300236 del
>>300230
I am not smart enough to understand it.


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 02:03:59 [Preview] No.300237 del
>>300234
Any good updates on his progression to a human blob?


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 02:04:12 [Preview] No.300238 del
>>300233
Well done Nuro.


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 02:05:00 [Preview] No.300239 del
>>300233
That's extremely highly based.


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 02:05:10 [Preview] No.300240 del
>>300184
the ultimate angus is a masterpiece but you need to do a preparation fast for it. if you starve yourself and hit that burger its better than heroin


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 02:06:16 [Preview] No.300241 del
>>300236
full moon turned house into warehouse


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 02:06:35 [Preview] No.300242 del
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NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 02:06:40 [Preview] No.300243 del
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>>300186
i too wish i had shires number i actually have a problem with my lancia and i am too embarrased to post it here


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 02:08:17 [Preview] No.300244 del
>>300243
post it here nuro


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 02:10:55 [Preview] No.300245 del
69


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 02:13:55 [Preview] No.300246 del
>>300245
teh sex number


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 02:14:23 [Preview] No.300247 del
>>300246
tee hee hee


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 02:14:47 [Preview] No.300248 del
>>300235
its a beatiful sunny 25 degrees with fresh south easterly, got a nice ride planned to the point. unfortunately the tides are wrong today so no beach hooning, but on plus side there is gorgeous moon rise at 2pm and i got a pack of codeine :)


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 02:21:38 [Preview] No.300249 del
>>300244
the car engine was runnning fine, it got left outside at the mechanincs for 6 weeks while they were figuring out how to install and adjust some new gearlinkages

since i got it back from the mechanics it has develeoped a very odd but very consistant intermittant problem

after 5 minutes of driving it the engine power begins to cut in and out

every time i get the same distance to work everymorning it starts cutting out.

i though it was ignition and i went over and cleaned and sanded the distributor and rotor which i thought fixed it but it appeared again

i went over the fuel pump and fuel lines and found and air lock and thought i fixed it but its appeared again

it has to be some contamination / blockage in the fuel line or carburetor ?

its really doing my head in


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 02:24:05 [Preview] No.300250 del
>>300234
How long until the weight loss arc?


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 02:24:24 [Preview] No.300251 del


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 02:25:39 [Preview] No.300252 del
Got the smokey angus in a hunger tamer.
Put a shot of A-bleh in the coke.


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 02:26:08 [Preview] No.300253 del
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>>300240
Oh I've been preparing for years.


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 02:26:42 [Preview] No.300254 del
>>300248
My car just then read 40 degrees while going to HJs. It's going to get hotter.


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 02:26:59 [Preview] No.300255 del
>>300248
>codeine
Bit jelly tbh


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 02:27:05 [Preview] No.300256 del
Porn


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 02:27:41 [Preview] No.300257 del
>>300249
You should've come to us sooner with this problem.


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 02:27:43 [Preview] No.300258 del
>>300254
It's going to get hotter with you around here.


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 02:28:50 [Preview] No.300259 del
>>300258
Lather me up with a cooling gel.


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 02:30:40 [Preview] No.300260 del
>>300249
is it actually stalling or just losing power?


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 02:31:14 [Preview] No.300261 del
>>300249
and do all cylinders keep firing?


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 02:31:20 [Preview] No.300262 del
Hungry for some NEET angus.


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 02:31:58 [Preview] No.300263 del
>>300262
Tight ones?


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 02:32:15 [Preview] No.300264 del
The royale was better than this angus.


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 02:32:43 [Preview] No.300265 del
>>300264
A royale with cheese?


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 02:32:50 [Preview] No.300266 del
spicy wombo angus


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 02:33:38 [Preview] No.300267 del
>>300265
No. Just the normal.


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 02:34:19 [Preview] No.300268 del
>>300267
Try the dick cheese special next time.


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 02:35:42 [Preview] No.300269 del
>>300260
loosing power on and off in 2 second bursts to the point of stalling and having to pull over. But then it starts fine and keep driving again

it feels like i am loosing spark, but the fact it happens after the exact same distance makes me think its a fuel flow issue

>>300261
all are firing and then all cut out

its a devilish fault. has something to do with the fact it was left outside in the elements for a few weeks. its not electrical because i rewired the entire system from scratch and know its good


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 02:35:51 [Preview] No.300270 del
>>300268
He said no cheese.


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 02:36:36 [Preview] No.300271 del
>>300249
has the fuel pump been replaced recently? could be dying gradually, which might explain the strong start and then going to shit a few minutes down the track


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 02:36:51 [Preview] No.300272 del
have you ever experienced an ittermittant ignition coil ?


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 02:38:05 [Preview] No.300273 del
>>300269
Have any chinks been seen near your car?


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 02:39:38 [Preview] No.300274 del
>>300271
no i am looking strongly at the fuel pump tho its ancient, i am going to do a flow test and let it pump some fuel into a jerry can over 5 minutes and see how it behaves

also goona blow all the lines out and inspect

yah a smeelly messy dangerous job


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 02:40:05 [Preview] No.300275 del
>>300273
there are no chinks where i live thank god


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 02:40:11 [Preview] No.300276 del
>>300273
What do the chinks do around cars?


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 02:40:17 [Preview] No.300277 del
>>300269
given the age of the car and the relative simplicity, it can really only be fuel delivery or spark delivery
i'm not expert though


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 02:45:12 [Preview] No.300278 del
>>300272
you could check its resistance cold and after it's been running that amount of time too
might start acting weird at a certain temperature


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 02:47:45 [Preview] No.300279 del
>>300249
Carburetor probably needs a good cleaning, they can be delicate things, especially after they have been left for a week weeks with nothing going on, old fuel in the jets and stuff turns into goop and blocks stuff. or it could just be even on of the spark plug leads.


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 02:48:19 [Preview] No.300280 del
>>300279
left for a few weeks**


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 02:52:00 [Preview] No.300281 del
>>300279
that would give him intermittent starts though, wouldn't it?
from what he's said, she starts strong and then goes to shit 10 minutes later


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 02:52:31 [Preview] No.300282 del
>>300279
Is that you Shire?


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 02:52:42 [Preview] No.300283 del
Another thing, since it seems to happen after driving, it could be that heat is causing something within the ignition system to expand and disconnect, causing the misfire.


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 02:53:03 [Preview] No.300284 del


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 02:54:19 [Preview] No.300285 del
>>300284
Good afternoon.
Is it true that if your (old) car has been running on mineral oil for most of its life that putting synthetic in will cause it to start leaking as the detergents losen up gunk and stuff?


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 02:56:27 [Preview] No.300286 del
>>300285
I don't think so, I've heard of this happening with using E10 in old cars, although I've never seen it happen.


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 02:57:16 [Preview] No.300287 del
>>300285
also is it ok to just look up a nnW-n equivalent to SAE 60 LS gear oil for the diff? it works out to something like 80w-90 or something


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 02:57:28 [Preview] No.300288 del
>>300281
>>300277
yep its simply either fuel or spark, but its being very illusive

>>300279
i have actually an old carby expert on standby to look at it if my recent avenues of fault tracing come up dry

>>300285
its actually leaded too


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 02:57:38 [Preview] No.300289 del
>>300272
In Possum. He's so off and on.


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 02:59:22 [Preview] No.300290 del
Too boong'd. The initial bit is sometimes too heavy.
Should be functional in about half an hour. I walked in and got the oyster sauce out of the fridge instead of the wine.


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 02:59:41 [Preview] No.300291 del
>>300289
He runs pretty hot and it gets my gear stick shifting.


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 02:59:52 [Preview] No.300292 del
Should've got the tropical Whopper/


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 03:00:12 [Preview] No.300293 del
>>300290
>Should be functional in about half an hour.
Have a wank.


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 03:01:11 [Preview] No.300294 del
>>300288
>i have actually an old carby expert on standby to look at it if my recent avenues of fault tracing come up dry

Good idea, first motorbike I actually bought was an old 95 CBR250RR, had 4 carbies on it, anyway after a ride it'd have trouble starting again and get a misfire, one of the pilot jets would get blocked due to gunk.


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 03:01:25 [Preview] No.300295 del
>>300293
I have, i should've just had that probably.


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 03:03:41 [Preview] No.300296 del
>>300294
my daddybot had a CB250 in the 90s. I remember be disappointed about how gay and boring it looked when he brought it home


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 03:07:33 [Preview] No.300297 del
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>>300296
lol, the one I got was cool, an MC22, 250cc 4 cylinder 18000rpm redline, was exactly the same as the 900cc Fireblade at the time.

It was a cool little bike but old, started getting other problems that's when I stopped buying old stuff.


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 03:07:40 [Preview] No.300298 del
>>300250
A year and a bit.


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 03:08:15 [Preview] No.300299 del
>>300263
Sloppy ones.


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 03:08:49 [Preview] No.300300 del
>>300298
I doubt it.


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 03:09:27 [Preview] No.300301 del
>>300298
Where did you go?
Were you doing something, rather than sitting here posting?


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 03:09:48 [Preview] No.300302 del
Do you NEETs do stuff other than type here?


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 03:10:08 [Preview] No.300303 del
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>>300297
that looks cool
daddybot's was more this variety
and then he put a stupid box thing on the back like a nerd
he fell off in gravel at like 0 km/hr after returning some video tapes and broke his arm and motherbat made him sell it


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 03:10:08 [Preview] No.300304 del
How much does studying affect your need for feed? I eat way more on the days that I am studying.


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 03:10:19 [Preview] No.300305 del
I don't anways type here.
Sometimes I click refresh several times in a row.


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 03:11:23 [Preview] No.300306 del
>>300301
I have been out watering the garden and doing a few things in the shed.


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 03:12:31 [Preview] No.300307 del
>>300306
>doing a few things in the shed
let weber go


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 03:12:48 [Preview] No.300308 del
Vroom
https://youtube.com/watch?v=JC38axv1DcQ [Embed]

>>300303
Yeah the CB is more of an everyday bike.


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 03:13:11 [Preview] No.300309 del
>>300249
Why is this an embarrassing problem?


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 03:13:46 [Preview] No.300310 del
>>300302
No. I'm dedicated to my work here as a shitposter. No time for family or friends.


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 03:14:01 [Preview] No.300311 del
>>300299
*Lubricated


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 03:14:25 [Preview] No.300312 del
>>300302
Yes, read. I minimise the window.


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 03:14:43 [Preview] No.300313 del
>>300309
Well, you see somebody here has previously made himself out to be some kind of NASA-grade engineer...


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 03:14:55 [Preview] No.300314 del
21st Century NEEToid man


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 03:15:02 [Preview] No.300315 del
>>300304
Sitting and focusing can be very tiring especially when it is something new. Short breaks help too.


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 03:15:19 [Preview] No.300316 del
>>300302
I drop in here for little breaks during study or long edging sessions.


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 03:15:27 [Preview] No.300317 del


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 03:15:40 [Preview] No.300318 del
>>300306
Hot.
Have they got some shade?


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 03:16:23 [Preview] No.300319 del
>>300310
Well you don't seem dedicated enough.
there are very obvious lulls in your posting speed.


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 03:16:44 [Preview] No.300320 del
>>300314
neetoid detect


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 03:17:32 [Preview] No.300321 del
>>300312
How do you decide to go back and look at it?
I have it open all the time and every time I go past it I look.
Right now I have wet washing in the basket but had to stop here and look.


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 03:18:00 [Preview] No.300322 del
>>300316
Which one is it now?


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 03:18:42 [Preview] No.300323 del
>>300318
No shade. They are all quite advanced they need to sink or swim on their own.


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 03:18:48 [Preview] No.300324 del
>I wish I had a lush forest of frangipanis to water


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 03:20:02 [Preview] No.300325 del
might have a wine now those vbs are in my tumbly


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 03:20:42 [Preview] No.300326 del
>>300321
>How do you decide to go back and look at it?
When I either am not making sense of it or get bored of it. More the latter today. I typically have times and events that I use as reference points stop.


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 03:23:10 [Preview] No.300327 del
>>300324
Frangipanis are shit, they leak cum sap everywhere.


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 03:25:39 [Preview] No.300328 del
Weber got into scale modeling to cover his glue sniffing habit once.


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 03:27:14 [Preview] No.300329 del
>>300323
You are a rough garden master.


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 03:28:17 [Preview] No.300330 del
>>300326
> times and events
Go on.


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 03:28:42 [Preview] No.300331 del
>>300328
Scale modelling addiction is no laughing matter.


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 03:29:37 [Preview] No.300332 del
>>300322
the latter


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 03:29:44 [Preview] No.300333 del
wank


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 03:30:11 [Preview] No.300334 del


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 03:31:01 [Preview] No.300335 del
>>300329
The rougher you treat them the firmer the cucumbers get.


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 03:31:43 [Preview] No.300336 del
>>300335
wewewewew
uwu *gasp*


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 03:32:14 [Preview] No.300337 del
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I missed it.
Spring Gully's better anyhow.


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 03:37:18 [Preview] No.300338 del
fuck


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 03:38:28 [Preview] No.300339 del
>>300338
YEAAAAAAAAH


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 03:39:06 [Preview] No.300340 del
imissfather offered me a mod position in excange for sexual favours once


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 03:39:38 [Preview] No.300341 del
>>300330
This schedule is more on being off on holiday.

Time:
1. I don't like doing anything after 5:00 pm as I keep working into the night especially if it is not urgent it is not warranted. I don't start working on anything productive until after 9:30 to 10:00 am
2. When it is approaching lunch/dinner time I need to stop what I am doing because I become frustrated and achieve little. I need to sort out feed before I continue.

Event: If motherbot needs help with something, or I know I need to help her with something I limit the scope on what I am doing. More around limiting what I am doing to what will happen or asking when it will happen.

I also have set reminders for events like appointments and a timer to remind me to do things like feed the dog that must be done each day or I will often more than not forget. I feel a day is lost without a general structure because you waste your time on other minor tasks, unless that is the focus and typically that day is Sunday for me.


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 03:42:05 [Preview] No.300342 del
>>300340
I lost my mod stuff for this one, I'll need to offer some again.


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 03:43:17 [Preview] No.300343 del
>>300341
>set reminders for events
I need to do this too.


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 03:44:07 [Preview] No.300344 del
>>300343
Just make sure it vibrates or makes a loud noise. I ignore most notifications otherwise.


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 03:50:42 [Preview] No.300346 del
I wish the race war in the USA would start already.


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 03:54:36 [Preview] No.300347 del
>>300346
It has, it's just that the white side has been ordered to surrender.


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 03:59:11 [Preview] No.300348 del
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After a few weeks of this diet, with no sugar or junk food, no massive amount of calories, and only a limited amount of junk food, I've been feeling very calm. Usually my brain is full of impulses, frustration, desires and ADHD like behaviour. What if that's always just been the sugar?


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 04:21:33 [Preview] No.300349 del
>>300348
>What if that's always just been the sugar?
There are naturally occurring sugars. I can imagine you are feeling better if you are eating regular meals. I think snacking on absolute crap is a real downfall for some people.


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 04:27:15 [Preview] No.300350 del
heckin 39.5 outside


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 04:27:22 [Preview] No.300351 del
21 minutes left.
Kurtz has been introduced. No clue how the resolution will pan out.


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 04:30:06 [Preview] No.300352 del
>>300350
37 for me.


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 04:31:34 [Preview] No.300353 del
>>300351
No spoilers please.


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 04:33:15 [Preview] No.300354 del
>>300350
>>300352
Heck, it's just above 30 here but tomorrow will be hotter but not that hot.


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 04:35:19 [Preview] No.300355 del
>>300350
40 for me.


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 04:35:49 [Preview] No.300356 del
Nothing below 40 even counts as hot any more. As averages rise we adjust our expectations accordingly.


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 04:35:56 [Preview] No.300357 del
>>300348
>impulses
Impulses are good. They drive us to do things which we enjoy.


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 04:37:17 [Preview] No.300358 del
>>300356
>As averages rise we adjust our expectations accordingly.
This applies to NEET bulges, too.


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 04:40:24 [Preview] No.300359 del
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NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 04:43:01 [Preview] No.300360 del
“My family knew him as ‘The Forger’. Bob McKay was his name. As a fi ve year old I would travel with my father Jim to the small settlement of Armagh and watch in awe as this true craftsman stood by the red hot coals of the forge, working his magic of turning molten steel into all shapes and sizes. Sparks would fl y as The Forger’s mighty hammer crashed down on the anvil’s edge, shaping the steel. Wiping his brow, he would plunge the fi nished piece into a bucket of cold water. ‘Gives it strength,’ Bob would say.“This wine not only pays tribute to Bob McKay but all other pioneers of the Clare Valley who created a legacy of hard work and superb craftsmanship.“I would like to think we have followed the skill and craftsmanship in producing this wine. You be the judge.” – Peter Barry

Medium red with a purple hue in the glass, this wine opens with a brooding array of purple fruits; dark plum and blackberry with a hint of violet lift. This primary fruit is countered with notes of cinnamon and sweet oak char. The palate is packed with the rich brambly fruit which follows on from the nose. Fine, chalky tannins give the wine a plush, velvety texture that fi lls the length of the palate. The Forger has a rich, lingering, persistent fi nish and is ideal for cellaring.


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 04:45:30 [Preview] No.300361 del
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NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 04:46:17 [Preview] No.300362 del
>>300360
Tip it down the sink.


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 04:47:02 [Preview] No.300364 del
>>300362
my belly is a kind of sink


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 04:47:09 [Preview] No.300365 del
Hot sauce enema.


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 04:53:52 [Preview] No.300366 del
Cruisey, does Possum become more affectionate when he's had a glass or two of wine?


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 05:05:29 [Preview] No.300368 del
Might purchase a bucket hat.


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 05:12:48 [Preview] No.300369 del


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 05:12:48 [Preview] No.300370 del
>>300360
Big drop.


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 05:13:06 [Preview] No.300371 del


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 05:14:10 [Preview] No.300372 del
>>300369
They're stylish for an exec.


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 05:14:28 [Preview] No.300373 del


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 05:15:03 [Preview] No.300374 del


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 05:15:50 [Preview] No.300375 del
>>300361
Whimsical response, is it a personal account?


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 05:17:14 [Preview] No.300376 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=mtdOgJ3DKJY [Embed]


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 05:39:16 [Preview] No.300377 del
>>292492
So this nigga messaged me to say she's got a job in Minlaton and not coming back to Adelaide anytime soon


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 05:48:28 [Preview] No.300379 del
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it's probably all bullshit anyway


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 06:03:08 [Preview] No.300380 del
are drugs cheaper than alcohol by volume?
like can i get a better high than i do from alcohol for less than i spent at dan or bws each day?


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 06:07:10 [Preview] No.300381 del
dont fuck all post at once or anything jesus


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 06:07:53 [Preview] No.300382 del
>>300380
A cone or two will get you pretty munted for a few hours, a lot less than consuming a six pack.


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 06:13:58 [Preview] No.300383 del
>>300382
how much does heroin cost?
can i take 4 weeks leave and do heroin for 1 week and then use 3 weeks to sober up?


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 06:15:52 [Preview] No.300384 del
>>300383
I've got no clue, I wouldn't fuck around with it, far too addictive.


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 06:17:16 [Preview] No.300386 del
>>300385
i can get one of everything for $585


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 06:17:40 [Preview] No.300387 del
>>300385
The Cannabis and MDMA prices are pretty accurate.


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 06:20:43 [Preview] No.300388 del
gonna punch a victor harbor horse and steal its ketamine


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 06:21:23 [Preview] No.300389 del
>>300378
Thank you.


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 06:21:50 [Preview] No.300390 del
>>300381
Have a wank.


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 06:26:52 [Preview] No.300391 del
imagine being shitey's turtle and being happy with the fucking lamp being turned on for a few hours or getting a piece of bacon


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 06:36:56 [Preview] No.300392 del
>>300391
or watching Shitey rail a hot poojie while Mum and Dad are out


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 06:38:57 [Preview] No.300393 del
>>300391
Simple things that matter.


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 06:41:36 [Preview] No.300394 del
>>300381
>>300383
If there is one drug you shouldn't touch - it's heroin.


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 06:41:51 [Preview] No.300395 del
how did they even discover turtles like pig meat
even the biggest archipelago tortoise couldn't kill a wild pig


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 06:42:36 [Preview] No.300396 del
>>300385
Just go cruising around Brisbane public toilets on an ebike.


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 06:42:48 [Preview] No.300397 del
>>300249
the heat from the engine is causing some loose electrical connections to expand and open circuit. take it to a auto electritian when its in that condition.

you're welcome.


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 06:42:56 [Preview] No.300398 del
>>300394
they told us that as school kids in the 80s, but most people from the 80s are still alive


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 06:43:38 [Preview] No.300399 del
>>300395
m8, they had pork lying around and some pet turtles. You figure it out.


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 06:44:15 [Preview] No.300400 del
>>300269
no u missed something maybe the ignition system.


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 06:44:42 [Preview] No.300401 del
Just had a big bowl of icecream. Immediately wanted more. Fighting the urge. I'm not exec but I've been slightly chubby for too long.


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 06:45:01 [Preview] No.300402 del
Do any of you watch Isaac Arthur on youtube?


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 06:46:15 [Preview] No.300403 del
>>300402
isaac arthur < isaac assimov


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 06:47:46 [Preview] No.300404 del
>>300403
Isaac Arthur would probably agree.


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 06:49:02 [Preview] No.300405 del
i meand gallapagos tortoise not archupelago tortoise


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 06:49:21 [Preview] No.300406 del
>>300400
u just wait until powa owa


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 06:51:45 [Preview] No.300407 del
Nuro said he doesn't know how to drive a manual once.


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 06:52:21 [Preview] No.300408 del
>>300383
I scream, You scream, We all scream for Heroin.


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 06:52:42 [Preview] No.300409 del
>>300407
he did not
he spent lots of money getting the linkage bushings fixed and shit


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 07:06:21 [Preview] No.300410 del
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(2.55 MB 4032x3024 smart guy 2.jpg)


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 07:08:00 [Preview] No.300411 del
Thinking of watching BR2049 yet again.


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 07:12:00 [Preview] No.300412 del
>>300411
is that the full title?


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 07:12:16 [Preview] No.300413 del
oh hang on you meanted blade runger


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 07:13:11 [Preview] No.300414 del
his hologram gf seemed nice


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 07:16:05 [Preview] No.300415 del
we should all watch it together sincei itis saturday night and the pariprika nigga aint putting moofieon


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 07:21:48 [Preview] No.300416 del
dropped a knife onmy foot lol
chotcolate lava cake for puddnig


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 07:26:47 [Preview] No.300417 del
hA mesagged about day
like what you even car ebrown bicth
just treat me lik oerbitor


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 07:28:40 [Preview] No.300418 del
>>300410
Does he tow that trailer with the motorbike?


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 07:29:34 [Preview] No.300419 del
How many of you cunts are really A.I. platforms?


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 07:30:17 [Preview] No.300420 del
>>300418
no soilly
bik ego in tralilerwhen notd riding
car tow trailer
aslo sleep in tailers


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 07:38:05 [Preview] No.300421 del
https://sterkowski.com/hats/568-7860-bucket-fishing-golf-cotton-hat.html

I have some boonie hats from sterkowski. They are based, they dont make tiny hats for jews.


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 07:50:24 [Preview] No.300422 del
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Replace white culture with boong artwork. Le epic trolle. Gronks are Inbound rolling hot.
REEEEEEEEE REEEEEEEEE


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 07:52:51 [Preview] No.300423 del
>>300421
i want go tsifhing with posusugm


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 07:55:46 [Preview] No.300424 del
strewth


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 07:59:50 [Preview] No.300425 del
>>300423
You wouldn't if you'd seen some of the lewd acts possum has performed on others with a fishing rod and barbed hook


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 08:00:43 [Preview] No.300426 del
>>300383
Why would you start with that?


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 08:02:00 [Preview] No.300427 del
>>300426
i sadand trainspodinting funiny


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 08:02:14 [Preview] No.300428 del
>>300426
This neet is a hero. He needs hero drugs.


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 08:03:02 [Preview] No.300429 del
>>300426
also i cna take mondster no prons


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 08:03:18 [Preview] No.300430 del
probs


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 08:04:53 [Preview] No.300431 del
I might have a vegemite sandwich for dinner.


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 08:05:20 [Preview] No.300432 del
>>300415
That prick should do more for us.
We are his best customers.


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 08:06:07 [Preview] No.300433 del
>>300429
y u post like mong?


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 08:06:26 [Preview] No.300434 del
>>300422
>portrait faces shift
Spooky


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 08:06:55 [Preview] No.300435 del


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 08:07:03 [Preview] No.300436 del
>>300433
He fakes his mong.


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 08:07:12 [Preview] No.300437 del
durnk


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 08:07:33 [Preview] No.300438 del
drunk


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 08:07:53 [Preview] No.300439 del
If I was to do a harder drug, it would be heroin.
I guess it would be like the calmest nap you've ever had.


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 08:08:03 [Preview] No.300440 del
>>300433
When in rome, post like a mongoloid


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 08:08:10 [Preview] No.300441 del
>>300438
Happy*


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 08:08:35 [Preview] No.300442 del
It is hot.


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 08:09:06 [Preview] No.300443 del
>>300439
thwy call is nov


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 08:09:23 [Preview] No.300444 del
nod


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 08:09:56 [Preview] No.300445 del
>>300147
Pussay slayer.
31 degrees today in Shitbourne, bought myself a cigar, a Cohiba Siglo I, going to enjoy it later.


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 08:11:30 [Preview] No.300446 del
>>300419
None. You need I. for that, not just A.


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 08:12:34 [Preview] No.300447 del
>>300431
Toasted?


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 08:15:49 [Preview] No.300448 del
>>300446
we am smart :(


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 08:15:58 [Preview] No.300449 del
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Heroin is a terrible narcotc for NEETs, Why not come on down to my anti-drug centres and get one of my upright staff members to help you with a selection to banish those cravings to escape reality.


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 08:17:23 [Preview] No.300450 del


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 08:18:18 [Preview] No.300451 del
>>300449
I've got some goon. Thinking of getting started on it thanks to your post Dan. I bought it from Cellarbrations.


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 08:18:54 [Preview] No.300452 del
>>300419
Not yet, but I wasted most of 2018 fucking around with keras and deep learning trying to make deepfakes.


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 08:19:12 [Preview] No.300453 del
>>300445
Let me kwonw wehn u sutart
i smok epardronos to


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 08:21:25 [Preview] No.300454 del
>>300451
Its all the same to me, you're no good to my backers if you're sober


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 08:22:50 [Preview] No.300455 del
>>300452
for what ends? High quality deepfake boong porn?


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 08:24:24 [Preview] No.300456 del
>>300446
helo gipzeey


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 08:24:48 [Preview] No.300457 del
Gonna go for a little neetwalk to exercise my mind. You neets stay out of trouble while I'm gone, ok?


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 08:25:51 [Preview] No.300458 del
>>300455
The same reason I do everything. World domination and to win possum's heart


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 08:27:25 [Preview] No.300459 del
Nuro dominated ausneets and broke possums heart once.


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 08:29:13 [Preview] No.300460 del
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me reaudy sporg
hope rmember unrwap


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 08:31:02 [Preview] No.300461 del
>>300460
Why does it look like a sex toy?


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 08:36:05 [Preview] No.300462 del
Possum spent years impersonating a rabbi and performing unlicensed circumscisions with a cigar cutter once.


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 08:37:40 [Preview] No.300463 del
>>300461
pardron dasmaos 32 no fro sexaul


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 08:55:10 [Preview] No.300464 del


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 08:55:35 [Preview] No.300465 del
general greetings.


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 08:55:58 [Preview] No.300466 del
Never overcook your squab.


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 08:57:08 [Preview] No.300467 del
>>300460
Smoke it outside.


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 09:03:17 [Preview] No.300468 del
spereg


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 09:09:55 [Preview] No.300469 del
Fuck you Adam Sandler.


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 09:13:45 [Preview] No.300470 del
>>300469
r u watichin 50 firs datse


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 09:14:11 [Preview] No.300471 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=NjxNnqTcHhg [Embed]


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 09:25:48 [Preview] No.300472 del
BR2049 is going on soon. I wish I could have some more icecream but I have already had some for today.


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 09:26:07 [Preview] No.300473 del
Any suggestions as to where to buy ties?


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 09:27:28 [Preview] No.300474 del
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no moteherbots no rules


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 09:28:26 [Preview] No.300475 del
>>300473
eabay
myer


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 09:29:08 [Preview] No.300476 del
Will more expensive undies last longer? My cheap ones from big-w did not last long at all. The elastic was shot after a few months and holes developed at the bottom.


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 09:30:22 [Preview] No.300477 del
>>300476
bitch dowdse roll at top
no fat freindly


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 09:31:49 [Preview] No.300478 del
>>300476
Real neets wear undies or pants but not both.


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 09:31:50 [Preview] No.300479 del
>>300477
Thank you my friend, are wisdom.


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 09:32:54 [Preview] No.300480 del
>>300479
no prons
probs


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 09:33:38 [Preview] No.300481 del
>>300476
It is the quality of bulge presentation and photo quality that matters in undies, not trivial things like lifespan.


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 09:34:18 [Preview] No.300482 del
>>300481
vitch dowds good fro bugle


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 09:34:44 [Preview] No.300483 del
==mega bulgle=


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 09:36:49 [Preview] No.300484 del
>>300474
You boong.


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 09:37:42 [Preview] No.300485 del
>>300476
I got some new target ones the other day and they seem very durable.
More than the ones with the day printed on the elastic.


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 09:38:13 [Preview] No.300486 del
>>300483
Stick that cigar in your bum and take a pic.


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 09:39:41 [Preview] No.300487 del
>>300482
>>300485
I have posted Mitch Dowd bulge photos twice now (my aunt bought them for me). The photos were very well received.


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 09:42:19 [Preview] No.300488 del
>>300487
It has been a long time since the last one. Why are you depriving us?


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 09:46:40 [Preview] No.300489 del
>>300474
Webbylyfe


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 09:46:41 [Preview] No.300490 del
Bugle lust!


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 09:48:45 [Preview] No.300491 del
NEETs gone wild!
I am looking forward to the uncensored box set


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 09:50:04 [Preview] No.300492 del
I went out for dinner. Sisterbot broke down. I don't have any feeling any more and just kept eating like fat pig I am. Food was nice though.


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 09:50:36 [Preview] No.300493 del
Oink Oink!


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 09:51:07 [Preview] No.300494 del
>>300492
What did you have?


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 09:52:07 [Preview] No.300495 del
>>300492
>Sisterbot broke down
What caused her break down?


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 09:52:45 [Preview] No.300496 del
>>300492
Did you keep eating while she was crying?


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 09:52:59 [Preview] No.300497 del
>>300495
Might be the same issue the Lancia has.


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 09:54:57 [Preview] No.300498 del
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I haven't seen my sister in more then a decade. She cut the whole family off. I don't blame her considering how fucked our family is.


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 09:55:43 [Preview] No.300499 del
>>300488
I will post one tomorrow.
I hope that neet that told me I have the hips of a 12 year old girl doesn't respond.


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 09:56:58 [Preview] No.300500 del
>>300495
Ongoing family law matter. The husband is trying to sell multimillion dollar properties and trying to leave her with more than four kids with not even a house. Is behind in child support by several thousand. Drives an expensive car and pays at least $1k in renting his expenses each week. Nasty old man.


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 09:57:06 [Preview] No.300501 del
I might need schizo pills.


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 09:58:01 [Preview] No.300502 del
>>300496
Yes, see >>300493

>>300494
Mixed plates of Greek food.


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 09:58:19 [Preview] No.300503 del
>>300500
Get wombo to rough him up.


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 09:58:27 [Preview] No.300504 del
i ekept eatning wjile sistgot h d szieure onec


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 09:58:40 [Preview] No.300505 del
>>300501
There is no shame in that.


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 09:58:56 [Preview] No.300506 del
>>300500
>more than four kids
How many more?


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 09:59:36 [Preview] No.300507 del
>>300503
Motherbot is going to punch his teeth out when family court matter is settled. She's ready to go to jail and family friend will pay her legal fees.


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 09:59:58 [Preview] No.300508 del
>>300505
There should be.
A lack of shame allows this shit to take place at all.


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 10:00:10 [Preview] No.300509 del
>>300501
If they work and help, acquire them!


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 10:00:51 [Preview] No.300510 del
>>300506
Less than 10 and more than four with a number between. I don't want to be specific.


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 10:01:30 [Preview] No.300511 del
>>300510
big fagiana


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 10:01:54 [Preview] No.300512 del
Had a vegemite sandwich.


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 10:02:22 [Preview] No.300513 del
>>300504
Thank you for your kind words. I hope our humble board is up to your standards Mr Polish man.


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 10:03:16 [Preview] No.300514 del
>>300511
All his kids. One day he packed some clothes in front of the kids and left. Nasty man.


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 10:03:47 [Preview] No.300515 del
BLADE RUNNER 2049 IS ON


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 10:03:55 [Preview] No.300517 del
>>300513
Well bantered.


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 10:03:55 [Preview] No.300516 del
>>300504
You needed it!
Like I did.


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 10:04:12 [Preview] No.300518 del
>>300514
Go hold him against a wall and wank him against his will.


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 10:05:11 [Preview] No.300519 del
>>300514
My dad used to make me stand on the verandah and wank as the neighbours went about their business.


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 10:06:11 [Preview] No.300520 del
>>300515
BR2049 IS SHIT


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 10:06:21 [Preview] No.300521 del
My dad forced entry into my room and sniffed my neetstick to see if I had wanked that day. He got angry that I hadn't wanked and made me wank in the lounge room as he drank Vietnamese beer and watched women's tennis.


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 10:06:30 [Preview] No.300522 del
>>300518
>>300519
I don't think I agree with either family intervention in these matters.


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 10:07:04 [Preview] No.300523 del
>>300521
Was he a kind man?


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 10:08:26 [Preview] No.300524 del
A poo picture speaks a million words.


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 10:11:07 [Preview] No.300525 del
>>300523
He was known as cuddledad for a reason. 🤗🤗


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 10:11:35 [Preview] No.300526 del
>>300520
I'll fucking cuddle you cunt.


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 10:13:57 [Preview] No.300527 del
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NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 10:15:02 [Preview] No.300528 del
>>300519
NK is that you?


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 10:17:57 [Preview] No.300529 del
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NUROS LAMB ROAST IS DELICIOUS


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 10:18:22 [Preview] No.300530 del
Thanks for listening NEETs. It's time for me to try to get some sleep.

Good night NEETs. Sleep well.


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 10:21:11 [Preview] No.300531 del
>>300529
Looks very dry.


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 10:21:45 [Preview] No.300532 del
Has nuro ever cooked anything that wasn't just something from coles flung into the oven?


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 10:21:54 [Preview] No.300533 del
>>300531
It always does.


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 10:22:58 [Preview] No.300534 del
>>300532
Wow, okay, I'll have you know Nuro puts a lot of time and skill into his cooking. You're just jealous.


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 10:24:15 [Preview] No.300535 del
Enjoying my rewatch of blade runner.


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 10:25:00 [Preview] No.300536 del
>>300530
Good night NEET


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 10:25:23 [Preview] No.300537 del
>>300529
Looks dry. You need to get into gravy.


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 10:27:23 [Preview] No.300538 del
Got sausages in the microwave.
I have become one of you.


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 10:27:40 [Preview] No.300539 del
UH UH UH FLAVOURTOWN
UH UH UH FLAVOURTOWN
UH UH UH FLAVOURTOWN


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 10:29:27 [Preview] No.300540 del
Sperg failed a Voight-Kampf test once.


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 10:32:06 [Preview] No.300542 del
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Goodnight NEETs


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 10:33:33 [Preview] No.300543 del
>>300542
Goodnight.


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NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 10:36:31 [Preview] No.300546 del
2 x two sausages in a roll with paresan, wholegrain mustard sand aoili.
The next one I might put chili and bbq,


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 10:42:57 [Preview] No.300547 del
>>300546
Your image didn't upload.

>chili and bbq
A good combo.


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 10:43:07 [Preview] No.300548 del
I'm kind of tempted to post a photo of myself to have my attractiveness rated but I know that isn't a good idea.


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 10:44:44 [Preview] No.300549 del
>>300548
Post the nudes.


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 10:48:04 [Preview] No.300550 del
>>300453
I'll let you know how it goes.
>>300460
>>300468
It should sober you up a bit.
>>300468
>>300474
I'm going to get mine going in an hour or so, was driving around running errands earlier.
Think the A/C filter in my car is shot, after a few hours of sitting in the car today I have a scratchy throat.


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 10:58:13 [Preview] No.300551 del
>>300542
This one's much better than usual. Goodnight.


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 11:04:09 [Preview] No.300552 del
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Had a good 2 hour neet night walk in the nice cool evening air. Very satisfying.


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 11:05:30 [Preview] No.300553 del
>>300552
>nice cool evening air
It's still in the 30's here


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 11:17:55 [Preview] No.300554 del
Shire if you're ITT, where abouts is the cabin air filter located in the XV40 Aurion? Is it in the glovebox or under the bonnet? Also can I get that sort of thing in SuperCheap or Repco or do I need to look online or go to the stealership?


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 12:00:22 [Preview] No.300555 del
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NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 12:36:05 [Preview] No.300556 del
Thinking about which cleaning product would work best on Cruisey's tiles.


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 12:58:24 [Preview] No.300557 del
>>300556
NEET skeet


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 13:04:31 [Preview] No.300558 del
Hey cunnos how are we
Been at a bbq drinking for the last 12 hours. Think I drank most of a slab.

>>300542
Wonderful. Excites me and invokes nostalgia.


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 13:07:05 [Preview] No.300559 del
>>300558
Watching a thing about the Ferriby boats


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 13:09:59 [Preview] No.300560 del
Bataratanac means land of tin.


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 13:33:02 [Preview] No.300561 del
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John Williamson is King


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 14:17:43 [Preview] No.300562 del
It's still very hot


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 15:13:42 [Preview] No.300563 del
>>300562
You're still very hot.


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NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 19:34:14 [Preview] No.300565 del
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 19:36:07 [Preview] No.300566 del
>>300564
Probably floating off to Mecca.


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 19:37:48 [Preview] No.300567 del
Morning neets. 129kg this morning! Hard to believe.
>>300565
Morning neet


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 19:53:03 [Preview] No.300568 del
>>300567
Morning. Well done.


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 20:46:03 [Preview] No.300569 del
>Psychic dubbed 'mystic veg' who predicts the future using ASPARAGUS claims Australians will be able to travel to the UK by June - but it's bad news for Nadal fans at the upcoming tennis tournament
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9178155/Psychic-uses-ASPARAGUS-predict-future-says-Australians-travel-UK-June.html


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 20:50:15 [Preview] No.300570 del
>'Deny it's Australia Day, that'll help petrol sniffing': Liberal National MP is slammed for 'hate speech' over Facebook post about January 26 - but he denies his comments were racist
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9178569/Liberal-National-MP-slammed-racist-grubby-Facebook-post-Australia-Day.html


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 21:10:27 [Preview] No.300571 del
>>300570
Well, that's not nice.


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 21:13:48 [Preview] No.300572 del
>>300571
If NK was still here he would post it.


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 21:17:21 [Preview] No.300573 del
>>300572
Cunt's would be getting speared UNNA


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NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 21:33:25 [Preview] No.300576 del
What's on for today neeties?


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 21:37:36 [Preview] No.300577 del
mordning


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 21:41:05 [Preview] No.300578 del
>>300576
I am thinking of playing Red Dead Redemption 2. You?


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 21:41:22 [Preview] No.300579 del
>>300577
Morning NEET.


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 21:43:26 [Preview] No.300580 del
>>300578
Gonna have a binge and use my sugared up brain to start learning windows exploitation, the last major area I have to learn for my OSCP.


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 21:48:28 [Preview] No.300581 del
>>300576
Having a Dare double espresso.
Contemplating apologising for being a boong yesterday.


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 21:49:43 [Preview] No.300582 del
>>300580
Good luck.


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 21:50:06 [Preview] No.300583 del
>>300581
You loved it!


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 21:58:20 [Preview] No.300584 del
>>300581
Have you ever seen a boong apologise for being a boong? You should be proud to be black.


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 21:58:32 [Preview] No.300585 del
>>300576
Gardening. Also taking care of my 2 daughters. Gonna rig up a tree for them to climb. Pretty happy with this effort.

How about you?


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 22:05:06 [Preview] No.300586 del
>>300585
>Also taking care of my 2 daughters.
I do not recall this arc. Please go on.


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 22:09:44 [Preview] No.300587 del
>>300585
Quality family time. Noice.

>>300576
Wanna whittle a backscratcher. I found a good hazel branch, cut it, debarked it, but I've reservations to continue. It's just so suitable for hitting people the air, I've hard time to continue.


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 22:13:06 [Preview] No.300588 del
>>300587
>Wanna whittle a backscratcher.
Will you have a drink during it and or listen to music?


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 22:21:12 [Preview] No.300589 del
>>300588
>drink
Only if non-alcoholic. Whittling is done with sharp knife applied with force, it needs clear mind and judgement.
>music
Unlikely I do my whittling outside. Wood chips flew everywhere, it's just further effort to restrict the cuts so they don't do that.


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 22:39:29 [Preview] No.300590 del
>>300589
>it needs clear mind and judgement.
Without it I can imagine you could lose a finger.


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 23:04:16 [Preview] No.300591 del
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Good Morning Neets

I have become mong, killer of braincells.


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 23:08:53 [Preview] No.300592 del
>>300591
Good morning Nuro. How are you going to rectify this issue.


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 23:12:35 [Preview] No.300593 del
I have become pajeet, shitter of streets
>>300591
Good morning nuro


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 23:14:58 [Preview] No.300594 del
Linux neets - what's your favourite distro for every day use? I'm about to install ubuntu on yet another vm, but wondering if I should try something new.


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 23:17:06 [Preview] No.300595 del
>>300594
Chungus 64-bit


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 23:18:47 [Preview] No.300596 del
>>300594
Alpine. But it really depends on what you want to do.


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 23:22:02 [Preview] No.300597 del
>>300594
Gentoo.


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 23:22:37 [Preview] No.300598 del
Apparently negresses take banned substances to gain weight, like bodybuilders doing roids, except for fat.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=MM25WVq72To [Embed]


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 23:23:09 [Preview] No.300599 del
>>300596
If I'm honest I mainly just want to run a web browser.


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 23:25:27 [Preview] No.300600 del
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>>300598
I am guessing there is a risk of other issues linked to cancer that will make a good YouTube arc when it comes.

I started laughing at the quality of the graphics she uses though.


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 23:27:47 [Preview] No.300601 del
>>300598
bizarre


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 23:27:57 [Preview] No.300602 del
>>300592
i cant afford any more cognac, i am caffeinated (not orally), and got a flask of my healthy juice i prepared early in the week

actually feeling pretty good

>>300593
morn'n


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 23:29:44 [Preview] No.300603 del
>>300602
>actually feeling pretty good
That's good to hear.


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 23:30:29 [Preview] No.300604 del
nigger youtube is amazing https://youtube.com/watch?v=dfT87hb-YqA [Embed]


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 23:32:55 [Preview] No.300606 del
>>300604
I am honestly surprised she didn't advertise onlyfans. I can only watch so much of these videos.


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 23:34:22 [Preview] No.300607 del
>>300604
Monaro watches this sort of shit but they're usually doing make up at the same time.
Wonders why I'm a grumpyt cunt.


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 23:34:48 [Preview] No.300608 del
>>300567
>129kg
Good on you mate.


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 23:35:36 [Preview] No.300609 del
>>300606
>>300607
https://youtube.com/watch?v=snRsbTFb0SE [Embed]


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NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 23:38:49 [Preview] No.300611 del
>>300607
>Wonders why I'm a grumpyt cunt.
You need her >>300609 high Sunday energy.


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 23:38:59 [Preview] No.300612 del
>>300575
Also magic


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 23:39:38 [Preview] No.300613 del
>>300576
I should do some shopping.
It is much cooler in Adelaide today.


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 23:40:16 [Preview] No.300614 del
>>300581
Does the house stink of cigar?


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NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 23:42:41 [Preview] No.300616 del
>>300614
The living room does, but only when I first walk into it

>>300613
>It is much cooler in Adelaide today.
43 forecast in Lizbef
37 outside now


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 23:44:04 [Preview] No.300617 del
>>300616
That breeze makes it feel cooler, I have the windows open.
I don't think it will get that hot.


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 23:46:37 [Preview] No.300618 del
>>300617
There is no breeze here


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 23:47:15 [Preview] No.300619 del
>>300618
There's a slight breeze, look at the gum.


NEET 01/23/2021 (Sat) 23:47:47 [Preview] No.300620 del
What does this mean

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