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NEET General #301 - Mounted Upon a Doge Edition NEET 01/24/2021 (Sun) 05:53:52 [Preview] No. 300770
Do you NEETs sometimes feel like your life is a burden being carried relentlessly forward by a faithful doge?

Old Thread: >>299767

NEET 01/24/2021 (Sun) 05:54:36 [Preview] No.300772 del
SA Best A

NEET 01/24/2021 (Sun) 06:00:14 [Preview] No.300774 del
What a fucking sick fight card. Pub went nuts when Gregor got done. Fucking awesome to watch, way better than gayFL by a stellar margin

NEET 01/24/2021 (Sun) 06:00:50 [Preview] No.300775 del
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>nigger neet here, anyone else get ashy?

NEET 01/24/2021 (Sun) 06:13:13 [Preview] No.300778 del
Kind of. I would be bigger if I didn't want doggo.

NEET 01/24/2021 (Sun) 06:14:33 [Preview] No.300779 del
Installed some new fans in my PC that I got build from Mwave. The case got so hot on touch. It now feels better and runs 5-10 degrees cooler when I am playing games.

NEET 01/24/2021 (Sun) 06:16:52 [Preview] No.300780 del
Too drunks to be in public

NEET 01/24/2021 (Sun) 06:17:15 [Preview] No.300781 del
go home mongk

NEET 01/24/2021 (Sun) 06:18:59 [Preview] No.300782 del
After this pint
Got the hiccups

NEET 01/24/2021 (Sun) 06:19:59 [Preview] No.300783 del
toasted cheese sanga for dindins

NEET 01/24/2021 (Sun) 06:22:08 [Preview] No.300784 del
try for another alcohol free day tomorrow

NEET 01/24/2021 (Sun) 06:22:36 [Preview] No.300785 del
That’s the plan

NEET 01/24/2021 (Sun) 06:24:29 [Preview] No.300786 del

NEET 01/24/2021 (Sun) 06:26:49 [Preview] No.300787 del

NEET 01/24/2021 (Sun) 06:27:23 [Preview] No.300788 del
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NEET 01/24/2021 (Sun) 06:30:06 [Preview] No.300789 del

NEET 01/24/2021 (Sun) 06:30:37 [Preview] No.300790 del
great thred

NEET 01/24/2021 (Sun) 06:34:22 [Preview] No.300791 del
You're a great thread.

NEET 01/24/2021 (Sun) 06:34:50 [Preview] No.300792 del
Planning that wank

NEET 01/24/2021 (Sun) 06:35:44 [Preview] No.300793 del
leisurely, well thought out wank

NEET 01/24/2021 (Sun) 06:39:33 [Preview] No.300794 del
Poorly thought out wank.

NEET 01/24/2021 (Sun) 06:43:21 [Preview] No.300795 del
Pissed at a train station on a Sunday afternoon with the hiccups getting half baked off an old woman’s perfume

NEET 01/24/2021 (Sun) 06:46:20 [Preview] No.300796 del

NEET 01/24/2021 (Sun) 06:49:17 [Preview] No.300797 del
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>Planning that wank

umm , details? what exactly are you doing to ready yourself? and how are you wanking to? dont be selfish annon.

NEET 01/24/2021 (Sun) 06:55:03 [Preview] No.300798 del
Pants are off
Wank imminent
Waiting to see if this girl is gonna help me out or not

NEET 01/24/2021 (Sun) 06:56:11 [Preview] No.300799 del
Which girl?

NEET 01/24/2021 (Sun) 06:56:24 [Preview] No.300800 del
Wait til you get home, that old lady isn't interested, even if she smirked at you.

NEET 01/24/2021 (Sun) 06:57:51 [Preview] No.300801 del
The one who sent me nudes the other night.
If you tell me plainly how to convert whatsapp video files to webms I'll post it here

NEET 01/24/2021 (Sun) 06:59:09 [Preview] No.300802 del
she didn't consent to that

NEET 01/24/2021 (Sun) 07:00:40 [Preview] No.300803 del
Yes we did.

NEET 01/24/2021 (Sun) 07:04:03 [Preview] No.300804 del
Yes she did
Thats how the internet works

NEET 01/24/2021 (Sun) 07:07:03 [Preview] No.300805 del
A NEET wanked without our consent once.

NEET 01/24/2021 (Sun) 07:10:18 [Preview] No.300806 del
Looked at the radar before I left and the brief rain looked to be passing through. Then it stalled and just went tits up. Fuck me neets. I wanted a kino moonrise ! FUCK

NEET 01/24/2021 (Sun) 07:13:35 [Preview] No.300807 del
Thinking big tittie negro women for that wank

NEET 01/24/2021 (Sun) 07:20:19 [Preview] No.300808 del
Yeah, same.

NEET 01/24/2021 (Sun) 07:35:35 [Preview] No.300809 del
Are aldi pizzas any good neets?

NEET 01/24/2021 (Sun) 07:39:15 [Preview] No.300810 del
The beetroot and goats cheese one is very good.

NEET 01/24/2021 (Sun) 07:42:14 [Preview] No.300811 del
Look up and imagine the moon is there looking down at you.

NEET 01/24/2021 (Sun) 07:46:31 [Preview] No.300812 del
New zealand's been pozzed again. Prepare for more bat aids.

NEET 01/24/2021 (Sun) 07:54:40 [Preview] No.300813 del

NEET 01/24/2021 (Sun) 07:55:40 [Preview] No.300814 del
>beetroot and goats cheese

NEET 01/24/2021 (Sun) 07:58:53 [Preview] No.300815 del
You'll want two.
The tandoori chicken one is good too.

NEET 01/24/2021 (Sun) 07:59:39 [Preview] No.300816 del
Craving a glass of wine and a choof

NEET 01/24/2021 (Sun) 08:00:19 [Preview] No.300817 del
Have a small choof and a glass of water.

NEET 01/24/2021 (Sun) 08:00:34 [Preview] No.300818 del
>tandoori chicken
It sounds like I've been missing out.

NEET 01/24/2021 (Sun) 08:03:47 [Preview] No.300819 del
I need the glass of wine to sort of hide the choof, I blame it on having a drink.

NEET 01/24/2021 (Sun) 08:04:12 [Preview] No.300820 del
The real cheap ones are good too, and more filling than the fancier sounding ones.

NEET 01/24/2021 (Sun) 08:05:25 [Preview] No.300821 del
42 degrees

NEET 01/24/2021 (Sun) 08:08:29 [Preview] No.300822 del
Listening to my stories beside the wireless.

NEET 01/24/2021 (Sun) 08:11:50 [Preview] No.300823 del
Good story?

NEET 01/24/2021 (Sun) 08:20:54 [Preview] No.300824 del
37 degrees
Way too drunk for a sunday arvo

That wank is well procrastinated

NEET 01/24/2021 (Sun) 08:24:25 [Preview] No.300825 del
Put the wank in your bum and save it for later.

NEET 01/24/2021 (Sun) 08:33:32 [Preview] No.300826 del
Strategic advice.

NEET 01/24/2021 (Sun) 08:35:52 [Preview] No.300827 del
Air con is on.
A dozen videos of lesbian double anal dildo porn have been opened in the browser.

NEET 01/24/2021 (Sun) 08:45:25 [Preview] No.300828 del
Apparently there is a big fire in the Adelaide Hills.

NEET 01/24/2021 (Sun) 08:48:05 [Preview] No.300829 del
Larry King uninstalled life.

NEET 01/24/2021 (Sun) 08:48:29 [Preview] No.300830 del
jew goblin

NEET 01/24/2021 (Sun) 08:50:18 [Preview] No.300831 del
That area burned out a couple of years ago too.

NEET 01/24/2021 (Sun) 08:54:43 [Preview] No.300832 del
Ultimately I have a love hate relationship with Asa Akira

NEET 01/24/2021 (Sun) 08:54:49 [Preview] No.300833 del
It's further south than I thought.
It can be seen from Victor.

NEET 01/24/2021 (Sun) 08:55:43 [Preview] No.300834 del
>fake tits

NEET 01/24/2021 (Sun) 09:02:49 [Preview] No.300835 del
Nuro showed me some tricks with his zippo and lit a palm tree on fire once.

NEET 01/24/2021 (Sun) 09:06:19 [Preview] No.300836 del

home now got fucking soaked, whole trip was a waste of drugs and booze, actually pretty angry

pizza in oven, gonna take a long shower

NEET 01/24/2021 (Sun) 09:07:56 [Preview] No.300837 del
Asa Akira is pregnant

NEET 01/24/2021 (Sun) 09:09:49 [Preview] No.300838 del
I'm driving there again tomorrow morning.

NEET 01/24/2021 (Sun) 09:09:56 [Preview] No.300839 del
>pizza in oven
At least that will be kino.

NEET 01/24/2021 (Sun) 09:12:16 [Preview] No.300840 del
Has she got her phone sorted?

NEET 01/24/2021 (Sun) 09:14:22 [Preview] No.300841 del
she can text sort of
i'll do some more set up of her phone tomorrow
also going the rip the cunts who live across with her a new one... their friends keep parking over her driveway

NEET 01/24/2021 (Sun) 09:15:09 [Preview] No.300842 del
Punch the slut in the tit.

NEET 01/24/2021 (Sun) 09:16:14 [Preview] No.300843 del
if the cars are still there when I get there, they're going to find holes in their tyre side walls

NEET 01/24/2021 (Sun) 09:18:06 [Preview] No.300844 del
yOu're a mad cunt

NEET 01/24/2021 (Sun) 09:18:32 [Preview] No.300845 del
I feel quite dissatisfied that with all this pro-gay culture going around its almost taboo to say the word "faggot" or "gay cunt".
They're my favourite swear words.

NEET 01/24/2021 (Sun) 09:18:34 [Preview] No.300846 del
No standards or choofs today.
Been absolutely craving them all day though.

NEET 01/24/2021 (Sun) 09:21:34 [Preview] No.300847 del
Have a wank instead.

NEET 01/24/2021 (Sun) 09:22:34 [Preview] No.300848 del
you can't accidentally park across somebody's gate
what if an ambulance needed to get to her?

NEET 01/24/2021 (Sun) 09:23:17 [Preview] No.300849 del
always remember what they took from us

NEET 01/24/2021 (Sun) 09:24:26 [Preview] No.300850 del

How many wanks?

NEET 01/24/2021 (Sun) 09:28:59 [Preview] No.300851 del
Nah, that's right.
Slashing their tires seems a bit full on though.

NEET 01/24/2021 (Sun) 09:29:16 [Preview] No.300852 del
Been too hot.

NEET 01/24/2021 (Sun) 09:29:56 [Preview] No.300853 del
Kill em webby
Get the jack out and just take the wheels off their car, lesson fucking learned

NEET 01/24/2021 (Sun) 09:33:07 [Preview] No.300854 del
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NEET 01/24/2021 (Sun) 09:34:35 [Preview] No.300855 del
Thinking about hiring the professional services of a sex worker tonight.

NEET 01/24/2021 (Sun) 09:35:47 [Preview] No.300856 del

NEET 01/24/2021 (Sun) 09:38:55 [Preview] No.300857 del
A very artistic Pepe.

NEET 01/24/2021 (Sun) 09:40:23 [Preview] No.300858 del
I have taken the mattress off my bed and dragged it into the living room and put it on the floor. I cannot sleep in an non air-conditioned part of the house tonight.

NEET 01/24/2021 (Sun) 09:41:26 [Preview] No.300859 del
The house will hold the heat, even when this cool change finally comes in.

NEET 01/24/2021 (Sun) 09:44:51 [Preview] No.300860 del
What's the temperature?

NEET 01/24/2021 (Sun) 09:45:09 [Preview] No.300861 del
Bust a nut guy got arrested.


NEET 01/24/2021 (Sun) 09:46:07 [Preview] No.300862 del
Will you be sleeping naked?

NEET 01/24/2021 (Sun) 09:46:52 [Preview] No.300863 del
Is that normal?

NEET 01/24/2021 (Sun) 09:47:27 [Preview] No.300864 del
> Mr Brown's mother, who lives with him, declined to comment

NEET 01/24/2021 (Sun) 09:47:50 [Preview] No.300865 del
I will have on a pair of loose and filmy shorts.

NEET 01/24/2021 (Sun) 09:48:16 [Preview] No.300866 del
What a mong cunt.
They didn't need to look for any evidence because he had that video detailing everything.

NEET 01/24/2021 (Sun) 09:50:20 [Preview] No.300867 del
Sounds not legit.

NEET 01/24/2021 (Sun) 09:51:45 [Preview] No.300868 del

NEET 01/24/2021 (Sun) 09:52:39 [Preview] No.300869 del
Don't do it. You will feel soiled and regretful after.

NEET 01/24/2021 (Sun) 09:53:57 [Preview] No.300870 del
Go on.

NEET 01/24/2021 (Sun) 09:54:16 [Preview] No.300871 del
You may be correct.
I have been fooled.

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NEET 01/24/2021 (Sun) 10:06:42 [Preview] No.300873 del
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today was so mother fucking shit i am legit mad

NEET 01/24/2021 (Sun) 10:07:49 [Preview] No.300874 del
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Goodnight NEETs

NEET 01/24/2021 (Sun) 10:10:23 [Preview] No.300875 del
Something very wrong with this one. More so than the last half dozen. Disturbing.

NEET 01/24/2021 (Sun) 10:10:54 [Preview] No.300876 del
Gook night NEET. Sleep tight and don't let the gook bugs bite.

NEET 01/24/2021 (Sun) 10:11:13 [Preview] No.300877 del
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at least i talked to some dumb gook bitch today unlike (You)

NEET 01/24/2021 (Sun) 10:12:00 [Preview] No.300878 del
Your based enough Nuro.

NEET 01/24/2021 (Sun) 10:12:23 [Preview] No.300879 del
Gook night poster is an asset to this board.

NEET 01/24/2021 (Sun) 10:12:29 [Preview] No.300880 del
How did the convo go?

NEET 01/24/2021 (Sun) 10:12:47 [Preview] No.300881 del
Was she impressed by your audio codecs?

NEET 01/24/2021 (Sun) 10:16:17 [Preview] No.300882 del
>when youre down the beach and some weird e-bike fanatic dude with a pepe the frog pinned to his laptop bag starts taking photos of you

NEET 01/24/2021 (Sun) 10:18:06 [Preview] No.300883 del
bust a nut guy is talking about you blokes, it’s over, he’s gonna destroy your board

NEET 01/24/2021 (Sun) 10:18:40 [Preview] No.300884 del
Whatever keeps him busy.

NEET 01/24/2021 (Sun) 10:19:27 [Preview] No.300885 del
is he known to shitpost and destroy here as well?

NEET 01/24/2021 (Sun) 10:21:30 [Preview] No.300886 del
He has posted here. He's normal fine.

NEET 01/24/2021 (Sun) 10:21:31 [Preview] No.300887 del
Hey Nuro,
I am looking to buy a bike. I intend to use it for infrequent but long distance fishing trips. Riding some 40-80km each way. I do lots of running so I'm not concerned about fitness but I am clueless as to what to look for.
Do you have any advice for buying a bike suited to that sort of riding?
Cheers mate.

NEET 01/24/2021 (Sun) 10:22:44 [Preview] No.300888 del
interesting... he’s annoying as fuck over on the site that shan’t be named

NEET 01/24/2021 (Sun) 10:24:45 [Preview] No.300889 del
bust a nut guy is possibly the most cringeworty person on the internet by several orders of magnitude

NEET 01/24/2021 (Sun) 10:26:30 [Preview] No.300890 del
I concur

NEET 01/24/2021 (Sun) 10:26:41 [Preview] No.300891 del
hard to say mate, your timing is not good, there is a huge supply chain disrutption and if i reccomend anything good there is a high probability it wont be in stock and you will be waiting 6 months

NEET 01/24/2021 (Sun) 10:29:33 [Preview] No.300892 del
Much of the information was gathered from a video titled "the legend of bust a nut guy and the art of the chadfish."

NEET 01/24/2021 (Sun) 10:29:52 [Preview] No.300893 del
Good night NEETs. Sleep tight.

NEET 01/24/2021 (Sun) 10:32:00 [Preview] No.300894 del
Good night TightNEET.

NEET 01/24/2021 (Sun) 10:37:04 [Preview] No.300895 del
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NEET 01/24/2021 (Sun) 10:37:09 [Preview] No.300896 del
go on gumtree. Heaps of bikes and a buyers market.
get a steel frame bike and hydraulic brakes with easy to obtain pads.

Also get a belmet and wear it because its the law.

NEET 01/24/2021 (Sun) 10:47:46 [Preview] No.300897 del
That's hotwheels post-op

NEET 01/24/2021 (Sun) 10:47:50 [Preview] No.300898 del
12 minutes till craigs closes
Need to decide now

NEET 01/24/2021 (Sun) 10:54:13 [Preview] No.300899 del

NEET 01/24/2021 (Sun) 10:54:52 [Preview] No.300900 del
thats good advice untill ablsolutely no casual buyer knows if the bike frame actuallly fits them properly or if the bearings and drivetrain are flogged out

bikes are better to bought new, but as i said the supply chain is pozed.

i bought my ebike in sept and it was the last one in QLD, i was tolad new units would arice in march but thats actually been put back to sept 2021.....

>if only you knew how bad things really are

NEET 01/24/2021 (Sun) 10:57:22 [Preview] No.300901 del
What did you decide?

NEET 01/24/2021 (Sun) 11:11:06 [Preview] No.300902 del
Went for a walk. The night sky over melbourne is fairly clear, hopefully things should start cooling down without any clouds to act as insulation.

NEET 01/24/2021 (Sun) 11:13:20 [Preview] No.300903 del
My neighbour are either having sex, or watching a porn video.

NEET 01/24/2021 (Sun) 11:17:26 [Preview] No.300904 del
Go have a look and find out;

NEET 01/24/2021 (Sun) 11:17:35 [Preview] No.300905 del

NEET 01/24/2021 (Sun) 11:24:08 [Preview] No.300907 del
Cheers nuro, I'll keep an eye on gumtree but will probably just wait. I'm not in any rush.

NEET 01/24/2021 (Sun) 11:37:45 [Preview] No.300908 del
Watching The Usual Suspects.
Not that great.

NEET 01/24/2021 (Sun) 11:39:09 [Preview] No.300909 del
Actually, I can hear tv now. Probably it was just people having sex on tv.

NEET 01/24/2021 (Sun) 11:40:02 [Preview] No.300910 del
I got there but they shut their booze section before 10pm.

I have been watching porn for approximately 2 hours now. Maybe 3.

NEET 01/24/2021 (Sun) 11:40:44 [Preview] No.300911 del
4 eggs and a bowl of muesli for dinner.

NEET 01/24/2021 (Sun) 11:41:11 [Preview] No.300912 del
The lesbian porn marathon?

NEET 01/24/2021 (Sun) 11:51:53 [Preview] No.300913 del
bit late since I only got home just now, thank you frens :D I got a cheap laptop I'm gonna upgrade and also a album with photos and some chocolates.

NEET 01/24/2021 (Sun) 12:03:05 [Preview] No.300914 del
Nice. Hope you had a great day.

NEET 01/24/2021 (Sun) 12:11:20 [Preview] No.300915 del
Dash Cam Owners Australia January 2021 On the Road Compilation

https://youtube.com/watch?v=39fC1EzAhbQ [Embed]

NEET 01/24/2021 (Sun) 12:11:56 [Preview] No.300916 del
Good on you m8.

NEET 01/24/2021 (Sun) 12:50:35 [Preview] No.300917 del
Nuro at 12:10
15:18 was cool

NEET 01/24/2021 (Sun) 12:56:13 [Preview] No.300918 del
Good night friends.

NEET 01/24/2021 (Sun) 12:58:13 [Preview] No.300919 del
Good night my friend.

NEET 01/24/2021 (Sun) 13:11:21 [Preview] No.300920 del
Fuck you Dan Andrews.

NEET 01/24/2021 (Sun) 13:46:46 [Preview] No.300921 del
Nasty little tart.

NEET 01/24/2021 (Sun) 13:49:47 [Preview] No.300922 del

NEET 01/24/2021 (Sun) 13:56:42 [Preview] No.300923 del
Raw eggs.

NEET 01/24/2021 (Sun) 14:21:55 [Preview] No.300924 del
Can't sleep.

NEET 01/24/2021 (Sun) 14:26:59 [Preview] No.300925 del
I did, the cashier at Aldi who gave me a refund on those expired franks was a chink woman, it was not a pleasurable experience.
I'm sure he can't do anything worse than the Fr*nchie has.
That video of the catfishing was pretty funny but yeah you are kind of right.

NEET 01/24/2021 (Sun) 14:29:08 [Preview] No.300926 del
Have you tried counting sheep? People think it is a joke but it works. You will be asleep before you reach 20 sheep.

NEET 01/24/2021 (Sun) 14:52:27 [Preview] No.300927 del
I just did, kept losing track after two or three because I kept thinking of cartoon ones, then tried to focus on seeing more lifelike ones.
I could hear them okay.

NEET 01/24/2021 (Sun) 14:53:38 [Preview] No.300928 del
Did you get something different or more franks?

NEET 01/24/2021 (Sun) 14:54:00 [Preview] No.300929 del
You are not trying hard enough.

NEET 01/24/2021 (Sun) 14:55:05 [Preview] No.300930 del
Doggo wanted to go out, while out there it started spitting.
It's still warm and sticky inside.

NEET 01/24/2021 (Sun) 14:56:02 [Preview] No.300931 del
Do you count Shaun the sheep type ones or lifelike ones?

NEET 01/24/2021 (Sun) 14:56:51 [Preview] No.300932 del
🐑 one sheep

NEET 01/24/2021 (Sun) 14:57:11 [Preview] No.300933 del
🐑 🐑 two sheep

NEET 01/24/2021 (Sun) 14:57:46 [Preview] No.300934 del
🐑 🐑 🐑 three sheep

NEET 01/24/2021 (Sun) 14:59:53 [Preview] No.300935 del
I do not picture them that clearly.

NEET 01/24/2021 (Sun) 15:00:10 [Preview] No.300936 del
>It's still warm and sticky inside.

NEET 01/24/2021 (Sun) 15:06:39 [Preview] No.300937 del
More franks.

NEET 01/24/2021 (Sun) 15:13:20 [Preview] No.300938 del
So you're just counting?

NEET 01/24/2021 (Sun) 15:13:33 [Preview] No.300939 del

NEET 01/24/2021 (Sun) 15:14:07 [Preview] No.300940 del
I don't get what her problem is then.

NEET 01/24/2021 (Sun) 15:16:17 [Preview] No.300941 del
Thinking about chucking a good day at work.
lol, I was just following the suggested words, that isn't what I expected it to say.
What I was going to say was, thinking about loose fitting shorts.

NEET 01/24/2021 (Sun) 15:17:10 [Preview] No.300942 del

NEET 01/24/2021 (Sun) 15:19:15 [Preview] No.300943 del
I kept thinking about what type of sheep and how they wouldn't just stand there while I counted.

NEET 01/24/2021 (Sun) 15:20:30 [Preview] No.300944 del
You just need to lose yourself in the empty rhythm of the count. You don't want visual distractions.

NEET 01/24/2021 (Sun) 15:24:24 [Preview] No.300945 del
I am laying here watching the auto refresh.
I'm not getting lost in it.

NEET 01/24/2021 (Sun) 15:24:57 [Preview] No.300946 del
which auto refresh are you using?

NEET 01/24/2021 (Sun) 15:25:29 [Preview] No.300947 del
You are thinking about those loose shorts too much.

NEET 01/24/2021 (Sun) 15:27:31 [Preview] No.300948 del
Fly blown merino bleating in the heat over a snotty water trough. Saltbush and bullants. Barbed wire fence. A four wheeler bike. Hot northerly.

NEET 01/24/2021 (Sun) 15:28:36 [Preview] No.300949 del
The one down the bottom.
Is there another?

NEET 01/24/2021 (Sun) 15:29:13 [Preview] No.300950 del
They're tight in all the right places.

NEET 01/24/2021 (Sun) 15:29:54 [Preview] No.300951 del
A charming rural scene.

NEET 01/24/2021 (Sun) 15:32:03 [Preview] No.300952 del
The elastic is looser than it used to be.

NEET 01/24/2021 (Sun) 15:32:17 [Preview] No.300953 del
A ram in a separate paddock under an almond tree with giant balls touching the ground. Bees in the tree. Half eaten unripe almonds all over the ground from the cockies.

NEET 01/24/2021 (Sun) 15:33:26 [Preview] No.300954 del
You don't need it.

NEET 01/24/2021 (Sun) 15:34:24 [Preview] No.300955 del
>with giant balls touching the ground.
An impressive rural snapshot.

NEET 01/24/2021 (Sun) 15:36:10 [Preview] No.300956 del
A diesel water pump made from some old loco parts pumping bore water up to the cement troughs. A line of algae around the rim.

NEET 01/24/2021 (Sun) 15:37:10 [Preview] No.300957 del
There's a name for it, lots of rams have it.

NEET 01/24/2021 (Sun) 15:39:28 [Preview] No.300958 del
I can hear the sound of the pump.

NEET 01/24/2021 (Sun) 15:40:22 [Preview] No.300959 del
18 naked NEETs at Ram Ranch.

NEET 01/24/2021 (Sun) 15:40:25 [Preview] No.300960 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=jcOO6-WuEQ0 [Embed]

I've seen bigger

NEET 01/24/2021 (Sun) 15:41:05 [Preview] No.300961 del
Oh! I use and add on in the browser. tab auto refresh.

NEET 01/24/2021 (Sun) 15:41:22 [Preview] No.300962 del
Might go raiding for passionfruit

NEET 01/24/2021 (Sun) 15:41:36 [Preview] No.300963 del
Big boys. No horns though.

NEET 01/24/2021 (Sun) 15:41:47 [Preview] No.300964 del
Puffing out black smoke as it starts up and glistening with grease.

NEET 01/24/2021 (Sun) 15:42:07 [Preview] No.300965 del
Only pick the ripe ones.

NEET 01/24/2021 (Sun) 15:42:23 [Preview] No.300966 del
We will need to make a roster

NEET 01/24/2021 (Sun) 15:43:28 [Preview] No.300967 del
I think I have that too, but I'm on my phone now.

NEET 01/24/2021 (Sun) 15:44:37 [Preview] No.300968 del
Do you eat them by themselves or with something?

NEET 01/24/2021 (Sun) 15:45:43 [Preview] No.300969 del

NEET 01/24/2021 (Sun) 15:46:16 [Preview] No.300970 del
They may be young, I'm not sure.

NEET 01/24/2021 (Sun) 15:49:08 [Preview] No.300971 del
Three and a half hours til my alarm goes off.
This happens too often.
Even when I don't have naps in the day.

NEET 01/24/2021 (Sun) 15:49:58 [Preview] No.300972 del
Going to give counting ram balls a go. Good night again.

NEET 01/24/2021 (Sun) 15:50:55 [Preview] No.300973 del
Did you have naps today?

NEET 01/24/2021 (Sun) 15:51:14 [Preview] No.300974 del
Good night. I am off to bed too.

NEET 01/24/2021 (Sun) 15:55:59 [Preview] No.300975 del
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nah they're not ready yet. plenty there tho.
maybe i shoulda checked the plum tree in the rich cunts front yard too

NEET 01/24/2021 (Sun) 19:27:02 [Preview] No.300976 del

NEET 01/24/2021 (Sun) 20:24:33 [Preview] No.300977 del
went and got some macdolans

NEET 01/24/2021 (Sun) 20:28:21 [Preview] No.300978 del
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NEET 01/24/2021 (Sun) 20:31:04 [Preview] No.300979 del
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NEET 01/24/2021 (Sun) 20:38:57 [Preview] No.300980 del
Morning neets. Slept like shit last night, sleep was interrupted from 1-3, sorry I didn't drop by and post here. News says it's 30 outside already. I hope to god that's not true.
A mistake.

NEET 01/24/2021 (Sun) 20:40:30 [Preview] No.300981 del
it's 28 and spitting with rain in lizbef
going to be humid and shitty

NEET 01/24/2021 (Sun) 20:59:13 [Preview] No.300982 del
Way under.

NEET 01/24/2021 (Sun) 21:00:37 [Preview] No.300983 del
Good morning friends.
I had a shitty sleep too.

NEET 01/24/2021 (Sun) 21:04:29 [Preview] No.300984 del
Fucking hell, afterhours are not letting up.

NEET 01/24/2021 (Sun) 21:24:00 [Preview] No.300985 del
Clouds also keep the heat in...

>Maybe 3.
Wanking the night away.

Thank you, I was looking for this a few days ago to see if a new one came out.

I hope you made it to sleep.

I think a few days after they go off the tree when they are just ripe makes them better.

Just turn up late to work tbh. They cannot fire you if you're technically on the job and someone at work should take early in the morning.

Good morning NEETs.

NEET 01/24/2021 (Sun) 21:31:01 [Preview] No.300986 del
>British SAS marksman kills five Islamic State fighters with a single sniper shot from 3,000ft away (about a 1km)

NEET 01/24/2021 (Sun) 21:32:28 [Preview] No.300987 del
It is actually 30 degrees outside in melbourne right now. It feels a bit cooler because of the breeze and cloud cover, but if neets want to do anything outside you should do it soon. They're setting up tents in the nearby park, hopefully they're not holding a concert or anything.

NEET 01/24/2021 (Sun) 21:34:50 [Preview] No.300988 del
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Its A PSYOP Edition

NEET 01/24/2021 (Sun) 21:35:52 [Preview] No.300989 del
It is warming up in Shitney too.

NEET 01/24/2021 (Sun) 21:35:54 [Preview] No.300990 del
>In syria
While ignoring all the terrorism and crime muslims cause in europe.

NEET 01/24/2021 (Sun) 21:36:20 [Preview] No.300991 del
>Its A PSYOP Edition
Is this another Nuro edition?

NEET 01/24/2021 (Sun) 21:39:07 [Preview] No.300992 del
Nuro dissed 16chan /ausneets/ once

NEET 01/24/2021 (Sun) 21:39:43 [Preview] No.300993 del

NEET 01/24/2021 (Sun) 21:40:02 [Preview] No.300994 del
Nuro was accused of dissing 16chan /ausneets/ once.

NEET 01/24/2021 (Sun) 21:44:22 [Preview] No.300995 del
>BBC sex education programme tells 9-year-olds there are 'over 100 genders' and shows kids talking to adults about 'bi-gender', 'genderqueer' and 'pansexual' identities

NEET 01/24/2021 (Sun) 21:44:24 [Preview] No.300996 del
Nuro posted on 16chan /ausneets/ once

NEET 01/24/2021 (Sun) 22:01:45 [Preview] No.300997 del
Heading out to aldi. You neets want anything?

NEET 01/24/2021 (Sun) 22:09:12 [Preview] No.300998 del
30 Air fryers please.

NEET 01/24/2021 (Sun) 22:12:26 [Preview] No.300999 del
a packet of chocolate wheatons and a cute checkout girl please

NEET 01/24/2021 (Sun) 22:19:26 [Preview] No.301000 del
Any packet of biscuits please.

NEET 01/24/2021 (Sun) 22:20:06 [Preview] No.301001 del
30 kilo of metamucil please.

NEET 01/24/2021 (Sun) 22:27:13 [Preview] No.301002 del
Pop in to Bunnings Edwardstown.

NEET 01/24/2021 (Sun) 22:31:02 [Preview] No.301003 del
Bunnings is branching into health care? I'd go there to get a covax booster and a snag.

NEET 01/24/2021 (Sun) 22:32:06 [Preview] No.301004 del
I miss being able to get a snag or three.

NEET 01/24/2021 (Sun) 22:34:20 [Preview] No.301005 del
>a snag or three
Correct response. Only a skellie gets one.

NEET 01/24/2021 (Sun) 22:52:15 [Preview] No.301006 del
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Back when there were the troubles i told the nasty neets they could have fucking 16chan and i would stay here

heh, funny innit

Good Morning Neets, A fucking weird ass sleep and whack dreams.

NEET 01/24/2021 (Sun) 22:53:19 [Preview] No.301007 del
Good morning Nuro.

>whack dreams.
You should tell us more.

NEET 01/24/2021 (Sun) 22:58:10 [Preview] No.301008 del
Looks like they have things under control already

NEET 01/24/2021 (Sun) 22:58:16 [Preview] No.301009 del
i have been getting fever dreams every time i eat one of those popcorn chicken pizzas, must be some nasty stuff in them :/

NEET 01/24/2021 (Sun) 22:59:20 [Preview] No.301010 del
Nuro went to flavourtown late one night and got rolled

NEET 01/24/2021 (Sun) 23:03:34 [Preview] No.301011 del
Sounds like it. If it is followed by nasty poos I would chuck 'em.

NEET 01/24/2021 (Sun) 23:27:48 [Preview] No.301012 del
Had a strepsil this morning as my throat was a bit sore.
Doing some more online clothes shopping.

NEET 01/24/2021 (Sun) 23:28:50 [Preview] No.301013 del
16chan was dead back then, and it has since stayed dead you mong. Do you really think we come here because of (you)?

NEET 01/24/2021 (Sun) 23:31:42 [Preview] No.301014 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=YI8KeFNZlsQ [Embed]

NEET 01/24/2021 (Sun) 23:32:40 [Preview] No.301015 del
Vick throat ones are also good. Good for the nose too.

NEET 01/24/2021 (Sun) 23:35:02 [Preview] No.301016 del
um sweety there was a time when both 8chan and endchan were offline and we were all on 16, then endchan came back and there was a quite a schizism as where to actually stay

NEET 01/24/2021 (Sun) 23:35:18 [Preview] No.301017 del
I got to sleep around 3, then the dog woke me up at 4.
Got to the wage half an hour late.

NEET 01/24/2021 (Sun) 23:36:26 [Preview] No.301018 del
Of course we did. We love Nuro.

NEET 01/24/2021 (Sun) 23:36:57 [Preview] No.301019 del
16chan might be the one to survive the coming purges. All it takes is one wikileaks dump or shooting stream.

NEET 01/24/2021 (Sun) 23:38:31 [Preview] No.301020 del
>tfw when ausneets eventually ends up on discord

NEET 01/24/2021 (Sun) 23:38:51 [Preview] No.301021 del
Once endchan was back, most neets were here not on 16.

NEET 01/24/2021 (Sun) 23:40:00 [Preview] No.301022 del
I like how nuro thinks he is some NEETscholar despite having negative neetlore and being a recent blow-in.

NEET 01/24/2021 (Sun) 23:40:28 [Preview] No.301023 del
Nuro is the cornerstone of this community. Without him we are nothing.

NEET 01/24/2021 (Sun) 23:40:29 [Preview] No.301024 del
That one neet that stayed there sure seems like a recluse, even for this crowd.

NEET 01/24/2021 (Sun) 23:42:12 [Preview] No.301025 del

NEET 01/24/2021 (Sun) 23:42:13 [Preview] No.301026 del
Nuro decided to make a backwater imageboard BASED once.

NEET 01/24/2021 (Sun) 23:42:13 [Preview] No.301027 del
That's unfortunate.

NEET 01/24/2021 (Sun) 23:42:57 [Preview] No.301028 del
Morning NEET.

>the dog woke me up at 4.
Did he have the evil poos?

NEET 01/24/2021 (Sun) 23:43:17 [Preview] No.301029 del
/ausneets/ didn't even exist until nuro founded it on the 15th of March, 2019.

NEET 01/24/2021 (Sun) 23:43:42 [Preview] No.301030 del
I remember the other when a NEET was reminiscing how this place is /nuro/. The love some have for Nuro is unmatched.

NEET 01/24/2021 (Sun) 23:47:53 [Preview] No.301031 del
A thank Nuro every day for being Nuro.

NEET 01/24/2021 (Sun) 23:48:35 [Preview] No.301032 del

NEET 01/24/2021 (Sun) 23:51:01 [Preview] No.301033 del
Nuro gave us words like Moofies, mummybot, mike lando and gape.

NEET 01/24/2021 (Sun) 23:53:53 [Preview] No.301034 del
Enema, based, e-bike...

NEET 01/24/2021 (Sun) 23:56:47 [Preview] No.301035 del
Honestly, if it weren't for him we wouldn't even have the English language.

NEET 01/24/2021 (Sun) 23:58:09 [Preview] No.301036 del
blue blocks

NEET 01/24/2021 (Sun) 23:58:38 [Preview] No.301037 del
How many of you are on twitter?

NEET 01/24/2021 (Sun) 23:59:58 [Preview] No.301038 del
I post many Reddit videos and pictures but not many threads. This thread hits home for me:

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 00:00:55 [Preview] No.301039 del
I have a Twitter account to message companies that use it because 7/10 they are faster to respond and escalate claims then emailing them directly because their are often a dedicated social media employees.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 00:01:13 [Preview] No.301040 del

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 00:02:13 [Preview] No.301041 del
I use it for political stuff and for stalking my professors.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 00:04:20 [Preview] No.301042 del
>I use it for political stuff
I wouldn't use it for that purpose.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 00:04:36 [Preview] No.301043 del
weber = biggie smalls
nuro = slim jesus
monk = eminem?

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 00:05:19 [Preview] No.301044 del
What if I am teaching them the ways of NasBoong?

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 00:06:26 [Preview] No.301045 del
100% allowed.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 00:06:32 [Preview] No.301046 del
I've got no need for one but I am tempted to buy a suit.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 00:06:46 [Preview] No.301047 del
ethanolstate when?

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 00:06:51 [Preview] No.301048 del
I think he was just hot and bothered.
Speaking of which, I would like an update on those flimsy loose-fitting shorts.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 00:07:51 [Preview] No.301049 del
> on those flimsy loose-fitting shorts.
Me too.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 00:10:31 [Preview] No.301050 del
Do you neets have any suggestions for dressing somewhat nicely despite wearing shorts in hot weather?

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 00:10:57 [Preview] No.301051 del
A see through sarong

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 00:11:55 [Preview] No.301052 del
No all my clothes are starting to become tatty and I don't care anymore.


NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 00:20:25 [Preview] No.301055 del
Is this like to gotcha Nuro card you keep pulling out?

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 00:20:49 [Preview] No.301056 del
This link is completely fucked.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 00:22:28 [Preview] No.301057 del
Didn't end up going to Victor. She asked me to come down on Thursday instead.

Went to the hobby shop and Dan and Coles.

Having a VB.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 00:24:04 [Preview] No.301058 del
That's a boong beer.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 00:24:23 [Preview] No.301059 del
3/8 over

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 00:25:08 [Preview] No.301060 del
I'm drinking it out of a boong cozie.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 00:25:32 [Preview] No.301061 del
Why the change to VB?

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 00:27:00 [Preview] No.301062 del

It is available in 750 mL bottles (commonly referred to as a "Longneck", "Seven-Fifty", "Bomber", "King Brown", or a "Tallie"), 500 mL cans ("Lunch greens"), 375 mL bottles ("Stubbies", a "Pint" or "Short-neck"), 375 mL cans ("Tinnies", "Boonies", "Green Cans" or "Gweens"), and 250 mL bottles ("Grenades", "Twisties" or "Throwies"). For a limited time only, VB was available in the Northern Territory in a 1-litre can nicknamed a 'Killer can' (Kilo can).

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 00:27:47 [Preview] No.301063 del
Felt nostalgic. I'll back to stout after a period of sobriety after tomorrow.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 00:29:12 [Preview] No.301064 del
yes go to aldi and get some nice new well fitting 12 dollar shorts, then go to op shop and get some nice well fitting collared dress shirts ( i got a tonne from my DAD ) .... easy

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 00:29:30 [Preview] No.301065 del
You should start pondering your career goals for that meeting this week. See if you can get them to pay for any training before you leave.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 00:33:59 [Preview] No.301066 del
I think some of you may have depression.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 00:37:03 [Preview] No.301067 del
I never knew my dad and he wasn't upper-middle class like yours.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 00:37:50 [Preview] No.301068 del
That's why my medicine is here to treat them!

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 00:39:50 [Preview] No.301069 del
and knee-high socks?

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 00:40:05 [Preview] No.301070 del
well get your ass to the op shop and gets some shirts off some other middle class dad !

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 00:44:08 [Preview] No.301072 del
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 00:47:54 [Preview] No.301073 del
The boomer look isn't complete without it.
I own several high socks and wear them with pride tbh

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 00:49:22 [Preview] No.301074 del
I bought a tomahawk steak while I was out because I always wanted to try cooking one instead of spending $90 at a meat restaurant.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 00:53:05 [Preview] No.301075 del
As you would be aware, take extra time for cooking them. Will you have any sides with it?

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 00:53:10 [Preview] No.301076 del
>political stuff

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 00:55:37 [Preview] No.301077 del

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 00:57:00 [Preview] No.301078 del
I'll probably do some cast iron taters or something.

I'll be watching a few videos on the best way to do them in the Weber.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 00:58:25 [Preview] No.301079 del
Have a wank.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 00:58:58 [Preview] No.301080 del
bitch mummy wont buy me tendies

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 00:59:30 [Preview] No.301081 del
>I'll probably do some cast iron taters
Lovely that is what I have had with it and it is nice.

>I'll be watching a few videos
Good. The thickness makes it a lovely piece of meat but people hate it because of the extra effort and time to cook it.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 01:05:06 [Preview] No.301082 del
Add them to the list anyway.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 01:06:33 [Preview] No.301083 del
I was at a pub once and the chef told us they will cut the meat in half because it was too thick and took too long to cook. I think she disappeared a month or two later after several complaints.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 01:07:33 [Preview] No.301084 del
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NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 01:07:39 [Preview] No.301085 del
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NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 01:08:13 [Preview] No.301086 del
Morning neets, i just woke up. had 2 really strange dreams

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 01:08:19 [Preview] No.301087 del

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 01:08:22 [Preview] No.301088 del
If that is a Pepe there is something wrong with the image that it always breaks.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 01:08:39 [Preview] No.301089 del
Hi NEET. Tell us.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 01:08:46 [Preview] No.301090 del
Morning NEET.

>2 really strange dreams
Provide us a with a brief overview.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 01:09:14 [Preview] No.301091 del
should shoulda miked it too

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 01:09:50 [Preview] No.301092 del
she shoulda*

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 01:10:22 [Preview] No.301093 del
I hate women.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 01:10:35 [Preview] No.301094 del
I was younger at the time and didn't realise how fuck up it makes the meal. I had two piece of meat and it was just weird.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 01:11:25 [Preview] No.301095 del
It was like ~5cm+ when cooked it was a thicc piece of meat.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 01:11:46 [Preview] No.301096 del
You're a thicc piece of meat.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 01:12:42 [Preview] No.301097 del

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 01:13:32 [Preview] No.301098 del
first dream i was in some kind of anarchic no rule of law situation, where it was night and me and my sister were trying to travel somewhere (not sure where we were going). A gang of people grabbed her and chopped off her hand with a machete and i saw the bone and the meat inside, and they held me down whilst they did it and laughed. Then they chopped off her arm at the shoulder too, and i saw all the mangled bone and meat, then she bled out and i woke up in a sweat.
That’s the first dream

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 01:14:27 [Preview] No.301099 del
Fucking hell.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 01:15:05 [Preview] No.301100 del
Yeah it was really graphic and my sister was screaming and crying and shit and i was trying to break free to help her. I wonder what it means, you know how they say dreams have meaning?

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 01:15:21 [Preview] No.301101 del
That's intense.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 01:16:28 [Preview] No.301102 del
fugg. go to your (((doctor))) and get some seroquel or amitriptyline.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 01:16:39 [Preview] No.301103 del
Good Afternoon, NEETS

Its hot in Victoria.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 01:17:19 [Preview] No.301104 del
Yes, Dr Monk

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 01:17:46 [Preview] No.301105 del

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 01:18:07 [Preview] No.301106 del
lmao i’m not taking that tiny hat poison, i rarely ever dream, this is the first one i’ve had in months. If i do dream it’s usually about my ex and i wake up feeling sad.
I’ll give a rundown on the second dream i had last night in a sec

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 01:19:05 [Preview] No.301107 del

would rather a blow to the head with a sledgehammer

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 01:19:25 [Preview] No.301108 del
Daughter makes fun of cancer survivor, falls asleep on cam and people find her fathers personal information as he yells at another daughter. He loses his job, she calls the cops and is kicked out:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=98ybulh95Rg [Embed]

Father responds to her trash:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Yy6rwCGc7NQ [Embed]

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 01:19:26 [Preview] No.301109 del
That can be arranged, Nuro.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 01:19:45 [Preview] No.301110 del
i had wack dreams last night

must be the new moon / some fucking alignment

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 01:19:49 [Preview] No.301111 del
Good afternoon NEET. I think you're hot enough.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 01:20:03 [Preview] No.301112 del

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 01:20:18 [Preview] No.301113 del
That would put him really out alignment.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 01:21:50 [Preview] No.301114 del
Thotlyfe is worse than boonglyfe

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 01:22:18 [Preview] No.301115 del
Holy shit
What a wild hangover. Didn't even drink that much yesterday but all I could do is writh around in bed this morning before barely chucking a sickie.
Actually scary.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 01:22:23 [Preview] No.301116 del
Its the MSG in your diet you mong

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 01:22:44 [Preview] No.301117 del
everybody wants to whack nuro

> that sounds like a hit sitcom

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 01:23:09 [Preview] No.301118 del
39 degrees outside, 25 degrees in here. I had a pepe for this but left them all on my old vm.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 01:23:39 [Preview] No.301119 del
isnt that shiet heavily regulated in au >/

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 01:24:12 [Preview] No.301120 del
you're about to get a rude awakening janet

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 01:25:22 [Preview] No.301121 del
It is. The dad claimed in the second video he has spent over $40,000 in America and overseas. She didn't take to medication because it could cause weight gain when trying to get stimulants.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 01:25:42 [Preview] No.301122 del

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 01:26:02 [Preview] No.301123 del
You need mong tablets.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 01:26:38 [Preview] No.301124 del
Pretty sure you're not allowed to use it in a business but can use it for personal use.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 01:27:11 [Preview] No.301125 del
Are any of you neets into prion diseases?

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 01:27:48 [Preview] No.301126 del
Not going to watch it all, but the speed with which she went from the phone call with her old man telling her to get out of the house to her getting on the phone to the police and making shit up about him was insane. Women really are evil.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 01:28:01 [Preview] No.301127 del
Female roommate Mk.I had some. Mk.II doesn't.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 01:28:07 [Preview] No.301128 del

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 01:28:28 [Preview] No.301129 del
Looks bad. Do you?

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 01:28:42 [Preview] No.301130 del
never trust a hoe don’t trust a hoe
https://youtube.com/watch?v=mdB3Oyd5HtU [Embed]

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 01:29:28 [Preview] No.301131 del
im sure we have at least one neet that studies prion bulges

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 01:29:34 [Preview] No.301132 del
No thanks, I've got enough problems.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 01:30:02 [Preview] No.301133 del
Fingering on a Monday? Hot!

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 01:34:58 [Preview] No.301135 del
How hard is it to make your own board on endchan. Us aus/fit/fags are being unfairly persecuted by a deranged tranny janny constantly deleting our threads.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 01:35:30 [Preview] No.301136 del
Perhaps this is the transition to that new Black 007

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 01:36:23 [Preview] No.301137 del
>new Black 007
The names Bond... Bail bond.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 01:36:56 [Preview] No.301138 del
You make an account and make a board. Don't link people to this board please. You need to moderate it for the global rules.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 01:37:11 [Preview] No.301139 del
Hearty kek

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 01:37:36 [Preview] No.301140 del
thanks, does it cost money

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NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 01:38:35 [Preview] No.301142 del
So fucking ashamed that I chucked a sickie because I went on a weekend bender.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 01:39:06 [Preview] No.301143 del
have fun providing that medical ceritifcate when asked

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 01:39:45 [Preview] No.301144 del
You will spend time moderating the board. If your time is worthless, it will cost nothing.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 01:40:20 [Preview] No.301145 del
If he goes to Dr Pajeets and talks about rehab with a plan on moving past his relapse he will get a certificate.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 01:40:24 [Preview] No.301146 del
Do I look bad or do I am I into prion diseases? Yes to the latter.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 01:40:49 [Preview] No.301147 del
if he goes today
which he wont

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 01:41:50 [Preview] No.301148 del
Dr Pajeet will write a medical certificate for anything, just say “i felt sick” and he’ll happily oblige. He doesn’t care he just wants the $200 per appointment he gets from the govt.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 01:45:24 [Preview] No.301149 del
What's your interest in the disease?

I agree. If he finds a medical centre that is open for a phone appointment he'll be fine.

>He doesn’t care he just wants the $200 per appointment he gets from the govt.
Most basic appointments are charged at $35 and the next tier up is ~$50 and then it needs to be longer than 10 minutes and they need to justify the length. Just find a Bulk Billing place that does it for you and doesn't charge.

It also teaches you to advocate for yourself when you have something wrong with you. Last proper doctor clinic I went to treated my asthma as anxiety that got progressively worse.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 01:45:50 [Preview] No.301150 del
not really, The chinks would claim its their cultural thing anyway.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 01:46:43 [Preview] No.301151 del
the mad cow scare decades back was like corona chan backinnadae

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 01:48:05 [Preview] No.301152 del
why do you watch that shit? its probabally all fake lol cow cringe core anyway.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 01:49:46 [Preview] No.301153 del
I don't need medical certificates.
I'll work the rest of the day and blame the new meds on being absent in the morning.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 01:52:37 [Preview] No.301154 del
>why do you watch that shit?
More often than not you will deal with people in your life like that and need to understand how toxic they are so you can cut them out.

I also find her down fall from grace funny. She has had amply opportunity to receive treatment and probably could receive much more support from her father. Chances are if he wasted $40k on mental health care for her, he would probably pay her way through college. She threw it all away to be a thot on Onlyfans. That's hilarious when she has a few years left before she really has to start whoring herself out on cam.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 01:53:01 [Preview] No.301155 del
>new meds on being absent in the morning.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 01:53:41 [Preview] No.301156 del
Fuck Bedford's, Fuck cenno and fuck feros

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 01:56:32 [Preview] No.301157 del
Having a black instant bros. Few errands to run today.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 01:56:56 [Preview] No.301158 del
>She threw it all away to be a thot on Onlyfans.
I give it a year or two before these hoes try and blame men for enabling them with OnlyFans.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 01:57:12 [Preview] No.301159 del
Do you still have that car? What car will you be getting?

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 01:58:17 [Preview] No.301160 del
>Having a black instant bros
Me too, 3 sugars

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 01:58:43 [Preview] No.301161 del
Most likely. I can imagine feminist having more trouble with the trannies though. That they want women to be empowered but only those born are birth showing their true colours. Either way it will be great entertainment.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 01:59:50 [Preview] No.301162 del
If anyone is interested in Database and algorithms for them this YouTube is very nice:

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 02:02:32 [Preview] No.301163 del
how the fuck do i get this site to display on mobile, do they really not have a mobile version? It’s impossible to use

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 02:03:24 [Preview] No.301165 del
get a real computer mate

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 02:03:49 [Preview] No.301166 del
i want to post when i’m on the move

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 02:04:28 [Preview] No.301167 del
might have a shiraz or six

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 02:04:59 [Preview] No.301168 del
I use it all the time on my phone. There is no mobile support. There are threads on

Where they have discussed updating the site to support this change. Add your post there if you want to provide this feedback.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 02:06:20 [Preview] No.301169 del
I'm interested in Jung's work, but I don't want to read the whole lot. Is there one particular book I can read to give me some insight into his ideas?

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 02:06:37 [Preview] No.301170 del
Thanks mate. Looks like i’m stuck with pinching and zooming and scrolling around

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 02:06:39 [Preview] No.301171 del
The family will probably try to sue for negligence over poor lighting and the home owner will her to counter sue over her negligence of being drunk.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 02:06:45 [Preview] No.301172 del
not going to read, but they basically need to detect the user-agent upstream and then point to a different set of css when it corresponds to a homo

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 02:07:22 [Preview] No.301173 del
yes, guard rails and signs are just male oppression

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 02:09:49 [Preview] No.301174 del
>Jung's work
From what I recall he isn't that special. From what I remember a while back his theories connect to what was relevant to at the time even though he had a few good ideas. It depends on what specifically you want to know about him.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 02:12:02 [Preview] No.301175 del
me am speshul

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 02:15:44 [Preview] No.301176 del
Have a wank.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 02:16:25 [Preview] No.301177 del
mummy wank speshul boy for being good

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 02:17:41 [Preview] No.301178 del
Get her to wipe your mouth too.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 02:24:37 [Preview] No.301179 del
already did

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 02:27:27 [Preview] No.301180 del
I zoom in.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 02:28:56 [Preview] No.301181 del
itchy greasy bumhole

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 02:29:30 [Preview] No.301182 del
>that sweetcorn itch.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 02:30:12 [Preview] No.301183 del
Two weeks today and Helen will have been dead for three months. It still hurts.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 02:31:45 [Preview] No.301184 del

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 02:32:19 [Preview] No.301185 del
That was the last time you got KFC right?

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 02:33:15 [Preview] No.301186 del
no, i had some on saturday

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 02:34:09 [Preview] No.301187 del
helen dead :(

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 02:34:49 [Preview] No.301188 del
the c in kfc is cat

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 02:34:57 [Preview] No.301190 del

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 02:35:05 [Preview] No.301191 del
So you're mourning a pet chook and eating chicken. You are no better than a ching chong wearing a fur trimmed coat while walking their pet dog.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 02:35:25 [Preview] No.301192 del

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 02:35:45 [Preview] No.301193 del
Helen was a slut of a hen.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 02:35:45 [Preview] No.301194 del
I here by christen you MongTooNEET

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 02:36:11 [Preview] No.301195 del
Accidentally added too much cayenne pepper to my curry. Bit spicy, I'll manage but I have to take it slow with milk.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 02:36:25 [Preview] No.301196 del
you am slut of hen

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 02:37:12 [Preview] No.301197 del
I'll slut you often

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 02:38:13 [Preview] No.301198 del
Might have a half or a quarter of a valium so I don't feel personally threatened every time someone sends me a DM on Slack.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 02:38:47 [Preview] No.301199 del
Can you add some cream be it diary or coconut to reduce the impact?

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 02:39:21 [Preview] No.301200 del
You care too much about them and need to take less Valium. That's how the abuse progresses on.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 02:40:02 [Preview] No.301201 del
He came up with the OCEAN scale iirc
Also the indp type shit

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 02:42:43 [Preview] No.301202 del
>OCEAN scale iirc
They have their purpose but no one should box themselves in these labels.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 02:46:56 [Preview] No.301203 del
I could and I might add some coconut milk/cream.
I think it will dissuade me from eating too much and help me lose a bit of fat.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 02:47:13 [Preview] No.301204 del
>indp type shit
You don't mean MBTI, do you?

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 02:48:23 [Preview] No.301205 del
Holy monster of weber, its farkin almost 41 degrees

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 02:50:17 [Preview] No.301206 del
>Holy monster of weber

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 02:50:29 [Preview] No.301207 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=E_PIi8tRcCo [Embed]
What accent is this? Is it German?

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 02:51:12 [Preview] No.301208 del
I'm just south of the city and it is nominally 31 but feels very comfortable. Probably more like 23ish.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 02:53:23 [Preview] No.301209 del
Mediaeval squirt torture

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 02:55:39 [Preview] No.301210 del

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 02:58:22 [Preview] No.301211 del
Of course.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 02:58:41 [Preview] No.301212 del
The drugs aren't taking a toll on his brain or anything though.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 02:59:25 [Preview] No.301213 del
just look up the actress on wikipedia

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 03:01:13 [Preview] No.301214 del
She is Swiss but actors bang on accents all the time.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 03:02:25 [Preview] No.301215 del
Had a big bowl of curry, a glass of milk and a mug of icecream.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 03:03:44 [Preview] No.301216 del
>tfw no Joi hologram gf

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 03:04:41 [Preview] No.301217 del
About halfway through BR2049. On day 3 of my rewatch.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 03:09:24 [Preview] No.301218 del
Will there be squirts tomorrow and what type of curry is it?

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 03:09:56 [Preview] No.301219 del
green curry?

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 03:10:39 [Preview] No.301220 del
sounds about right

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 03:36:30 [Preview] No.301221 del
I had a dream where I was back at uni and had met a woman who was a bit chubby and had sand coloured hair, I got to feel her boobs and then the dream ended, had a couple of wanks after I woke up.
36 degrees today in Shitbourne, going to book an appointment with my GP and then go to Hungry Jack's for some chicken nuggets.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 03:36:35 [Preview] No.301222 del
Just got chicken breast, beef mince and a coles ready made korma curry all at half price.
Nice little speshies haul on my hungover walk of shame.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 03:39:03 [Preview] No.301223 del
My normal GP is away till March, should I see a chinese or a pajeet NEETs?

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 03:40:41 [Preview] No.301224 del
>I got to feel her boobs and then the dream ended,

>going to book an appointment with my GP
For a particular issue and or prescription?

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 03:41:10 [Preview] No.301225 del
Depends on what you need. If it is a prescription and not a controlled substance then yes.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 03:43:18 [Preview] No.301226 del
>I see a chinese or a pajeet NEETs?
I also ask to see a doctor who is available at my bulk billing clinic. Last time I was there for 20 minutes.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 03:46:31 [Preview] No.301227 del
I-I like girl boobs

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 03:47:11 [Preview] No.301228 del
I'm going because I have a cyst between my shoulder and neck that I want looked at/popped.
I ended up choosing the pajeet, I've seen him before when I sliced up my finger at the wage last year and he did a pretty decent job at fixing me up.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 03:48:57 [Preview] No.301229 del
>I want looked at/popped.
Most Pajeet and Chinese doctors won't do it unless they specialise in it. Chances are you will be given antibiotics if it looks bad and or a cream. Chance of getting a secondary infection is high and most of them don't want to take that risk.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 03:50:13 [Preview] No.301230 del
If it really bad and the pain increases after you get antibiotics go to a hospital.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 03:50:48 [Preview] No.301231 del
>I'm going because I have a cyst between my shoulder and neck that I want looked at/popped.
i just tried finding that video of the bodybuilder whose cyst/abcess burst on stage while posing
i think youtube memoryholed it

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 03:52:22 [Preview] No.301232 del
If you find it, I would like to see that video.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 03:52:41 [Preview] No.301233 del
just pop it yourself

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 03:52:56 [Preview] No.301234 del
It's an alternative to the ocean thing. I can't remember what it's called. It's about personality types

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 03:54:27 [Preview] No.301235 del
if it's an abcess it will need to be cleaned or he'll be in the same place (or worse) in a few days

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 03:54:41 [Preview] No.301236 del
If it is a cyst that does nothing. Unless the sack is removed it will regrow.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 03:56:27 [Preview] No.301237 del

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 03:58:34 [Preview] No.301238 del
One way to pop it.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 03:59:11 [Preview] No.301239 del
I've had it for several months now, it's not painful and it doesn't seem to be infected, it's just bothering me and I'd prefer for it be gone.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 03:59:45 [Preview] No.301240 del
probably hurt like hell
the aids niggers in africa with gigantic abcesses scream like bitches when those are popped and they dermabraid to expose fresh meat

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 04:00:41 [Preview] No.301241 del
Chances are you'll get a steroid cream.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 04:02:16 [Preview] No.301242 del
not the good kind

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 04:02:25 [Preview] No.301243 del
If you rub a whole tube of steroid cream on your pecker it'll get twice as big.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 04:03:42 [Preview] No.301244 del
i-is this true bros?!?
asking for a friend...

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 04:09:53 [Preview] No.301245 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=9gg_jjUb-S4 [Embed]

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 04:10:25 [Preview] No.301246 del
Make sure you ask for something to 'help with the anxiety' and then send them to me

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 04:14:57 [Preview] No.301247 del
want to do sex on 1979 Anne Lonnberg

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 04:15:52 [Preview] No.301248 del
I look forward to the pictures of it cooked.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 04:16:28 [Preview] No.301249 del
It'll destroy it because steroids thin the skin over time.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 04:18:03 [Preview] No.301250 del
the nerve endings just before it gets destroyed would be lovely
especially if it fell apart in a girl

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 04:19:01 [Preview] No.301251 del
Ordered some GrillGrates (TM) express, so I'll cook it on Friday or Saturday. It's vacuum sealed, so good until Feb 5 or some bullshit.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 04:22:21 [Preview] No.301252 del
The one thing I like is how the Americans and I know other countries is cut it up into slices. Instead of cutting it with shitty steak knifes and tugging away with cuts. Compared to those nice clean ready to eat pieces.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 04:22:58 [Preview] No.301253 del
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NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 04:23:06 [Preview] No.301254 del
>GrillGrates (TM) express,
Look interesting. I will also want to know how they go. I have never heard of them before.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 04:23:23 [Preview] No.301255 del
thank fuck the expensive headphones i returned just cleared chink customs,

relieved now i will get that 270 buckerinos back

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 04:24:00 [Preview] No.301256 del
Yes. Although if I ordered one of these at a restaurant I'd damn well want to see the bone it was cooked on.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 04:25:19 [Preview] No.301257 del
>to see the bone it was cooked on.
That should be a standard.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 04:25:35 [Preview] No.301258 del
They've been around for ten years or more. I've exprimented with other things and I can't get a really good hatchmark sear on a steak with standard round bars on the Weber.
Ordered one of those weight plates too, which I think is part of the secret.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 04:25:41 [Preview] No.301259 del
What was wrong with them?

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 04:29:12 [Preview] No.301260 del
>Ordered one of those weight plates too, which I think is part of the secret.
I am guessing you keep it on after putting on/after turning then taking off? So you don't loose all the liquid or is it a lighter weight that you can keep on?

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 04:29:29 [Preview] No.301261 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=B8ISzf2pryI [Embed]

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 04:31:45 [Preview] No.301262 del
41 degrees right now

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 04:32:12 [Preview] No.301263 del
kek that was good

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 04:33:13 [Preview] No.301264 del
reddit tuning

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 04:34:16 [Preview] No.301265 del
yeah its fucked

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 04:37:21 [Preview] No.301266 del

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 04:39:07 [Preview] No.301267 del
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Basically it just sits on top of the meat while it sears. In the case of one of the tomahawk ones, you'd only use it at the start or end (depending on cook method) to put the grill marks on.

Like this https://youtu.be/sT8Rw8tFInQ?t=557 (be warned dude is annoying)

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 04:44:37 [Preview] No.301268 del
More I know. I have never cooked to get those hatch mark sears only when I go out and order a steak have I seen them.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 04:47:38 [Preview] No.301269 del
I'm sure the marks don't really do anything for blind tasting, but visually they do.

Those weight plates are also used to keep thin cuts like bacon from curling apparently.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 04:49:08 [Preview] No.301270 del
>but visually they do.
I agree, I always enjoy a steak out when cooking in. Mostly because they are cooked over a flame which makes everything taste better.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 04:50:14 [Preview] No.301271 del
Fucked up day at the wage
Have done basically nothing
The hangover is pretty intense, the heat doesn't help.
On after hours this week, gonna have a go at no standards all week but we all know how these plans end up

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 04:50:54 [Preview] No.301272 del
True. I reckon I've pan fried steak maybe twice since I started Weber-ing back in 2008 or so.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 04:51:27 [Preview] No.301273 del
just take it one day at a time

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 04:51:49 [Preview] No.301274 del
hello cunts, are you still full?

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 04:52:21 [Preview] No.301275 del
Lol well news memed

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 04:52:30 [Preview] No.301276 del
>Have done basically nothing
You existed for another day and collected money. That's an achievement mate.

>but we all know how these plans end up
You need, no crave those anti-mong pills.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 04:52:43 [Preview] No.301277 del
Post an elbow and we will tell you.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 04:52:59 [Preview] No.301278 del
Hello, that depends. Stay if you want.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 04:53:14 [Preview] No.301279 del
it's eel week

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 04:53:19 [Preview] No.301280 del
It is wet in Adelaide

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 04:54:08 [Preview] No.301281 del
Limit them enough to make it seem you are sober.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 04:54:23 [Preview] No.301282 del
are you a cute czech girl?

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 04:54:38 [Preview] No.301283 del
2 mong pills and 2.5mg of valium down the hatch.
Time to get positively gabanergic

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 04:55:09 [Preview] No.301284 del
humid and grey, but not particularly wet out north
not enough to shift the shit off the commie at any rate

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 04:57:24 [Preview] No.301285 del
The organs in my lower back hurt.
This has become pretty common after benders, the doctor I saw even said it was normal after you'd reached "a certain level of abuse"

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 04:57:48 [Preview] No.301286 del
your kidneys are struggling

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 04:58:17 [Preview] No.301287 del
terrible tuning on the iems, it was advertised as a sub-bass monster but it was actually following diffuse field or harman tuning which is a reddit meme and fucking sucks

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 04:59:06 [Preview] No.301288 del
yer kidneys are pissed of at you, show them whose boss

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 04:59:48 [Preview] No.301289 del
Aluminium soft drink cans seem much lighter and thinner than they were when I was young.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 05:00:38 [Preview] No.301290 del
even glass has thinned out slightly

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 05:01:00 [Preview] No.301291 del
Fucking hell I just wrote an e-mail with so many typos in it I had to send another one afterwards explaining what I actually meant
Didn't realise benzos turn you into a retard so quickly

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 05:02:07 [Preview] No.301292 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=uNT_AxXrUGs [Embed]

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 05:02:23 [Preview] No.301293 del
you were warned repeatedly

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 05:07:58 [Preview] No.301294 del
what are you trying to say here ?

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 05:08:51 [Preview] No.301295 del
Good steamy wank will sort you out.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 05:09:44 [Preview] No.301296 del
>2 mong pills

>2.5mg of valium down the hatch.
Reasonable dose, keep cutting it down.

The goon processing centres need a break.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 05:09:51 [Preview] No.301297 del
>no standards all week
Good idea. You can do it. Prove it to yourself. I believe in you.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 05:10:06 [Preview] No.301298 del
any females in this general

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 05:11:24 [Preview] No.301299 del
Some NEETs can wear a wig if that'll get you by.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 05:13:00 [Preview] No.301300 del
Mummybot called the protesting boongs white. That she won't get the COVID vaccine because she doesn't want to die. I like watching the news with her.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 05:14:16 [Preview] No.301301 del
No one to blame but myself, like usual.
The 2.5mg of valium is already doing its thing. Kidneys hurt but mind is otherwise back to baseline.
Probably the best hangover 'cure' I've tried besides just drinking more. But I suppose the benzos are chemically similar to alcohol too so I'm not sure if they really count.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 05:14:27 [Preview] No.301302 del
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i need to know
for you

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 05:14:48 [Preview] No.301303 del
based motherbat

the boomers here are genuinely concerned they're being used as a vaccination experiment here as the first cab off the rank

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 05:15:13 [Preview] No.301304 del

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 05:16:46 [Preview] No.301305 del
finished a bottle of shiraz
might have a cheeky pint of bourbon and pepsi

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 05:17:07 [Preview] No.301306 del
You need to work towards nothing. If you could honestly have a week off and not do any boong behaviour to stay sober the whole week chances are you would be fine or in a much position next week.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 05:17:50 [Preview] No.301307 del
>might have a cheeky pint of bourbon and pepsi
What are you having for dinner tonight to absorb all this drink?

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 05:17:58 [Preview] No.301308 del
we thought that with sober october and he went right back to being a boong after a week or somethign

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 05:19:15 [Preview] No.301309 del
His boongery increased and peaked after NYE. He needs sobriety, craves it!

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 05:21:17 [Preview] No.301310 del
prolly a pizza or somethink
tomorrow I will cook a lamb leg like a good boong
need to collect the 'vette in the morning and try out my new ramps and give it a detail

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 05:22:19 [Preview] No.301311 del
supposedly 23 outside
feels like a 45 degree swamp

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 05:23:35 [Preview] No.301312 del
>try out my new ramps
What happens if you half way through entering and you hear crunching?

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 05:24:32 [Preview] No.301313 del
you cunts dont even know how lucky you are, have you ever seen snow? its been -5c with shitty salty snow for weeks here

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 05:25:04 [Preview] No.301314 del
October 21st thankyou very much.

This is true. The NYE binge ultimately ended me up in hospital after what one could almost consider a psychotic episode.
Boongin' aint easy

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 05:25:18 [Preview] No.301315 del
35 here. have a winge

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 05:27:36 [Preview] No.301316 del
>its been -5c with shitty salty snow for weeks here
That sounds lovely. I would much rather pack on the clothes and have a small heat source warm the room than have an air conditioner cooling the room when it gets hot as hell.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 05:28:17 [Preview] No.301317 del
>Boongin' aint easy
My favourite moment was the interpretative knife dancing around the unit.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 05:28:20 [Preview] No.301318 del
back or push through I guess
commie hasn't had a problem and ramps haven't squashed, so I hope they provide the requisite lift the 'vette needs

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 05:29:07 [Preview] No.301319 del
lucky? 40C+ is fucking terribly hot and oppressive

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 05:29:14 [Preview] No.301320 del
Very nice elbow.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 05:29:43 [Preview] No.301321 del
it was 43 yesterday and now it's raining
the rain has made it worse even if the temperature has dropped

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 05:30:23 [Preview] No.301322 del
I don't understand

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 05:30:29 [Preview] No.301323 del
always easier to get warm than to get cool
(ignoring arctic and shit)

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 05:31:12 [Preview] No.301324 del
You need an air conditioner in the rooms you use to suck that humidity out. I keep it running on 27 degrees on cool to just removing the stickiness makes it more tolerable. I also have it on mild dry so it doesn't suck it all out.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 05:31:46 [Preview] No.301325 del
although hopefully it's killed that cunting bushfire down south

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 05:32:12 [Preview] No.301326 del
idk, id rather trade all year sunshine for shitty overcast/rain and cold for half of the year
depends how humid. i can deal with 40+ if its dry heat

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 05:32:49 [Preview] No.301327 del
I've got the 70's AC running in the living room and door snakes on the 3 doors off that room.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 05:33:31 [Preview] No.301328 del
All these fucking la-di-da cunts with aircons and more than 2 rooms in their residence.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 05:34:02 [Preview] No.301329 del
We should never have left northern europe. I hate the heat and skin cancer.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 05:34:13 [Preview] No.301330 del
you need to get the council to put AC in that toilet block you live in, m8

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 05:34:48 [Preview] No.301331 del
I've often wondered what our forbears were thinking (the non-criminal ones).

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 05:36:34 [Preview] No.301332 del
looks like its 10pm outside

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 05:36:40 [Preview] No.301333 del
This post >>283048 where I suggested >>283053

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 05:36:49 [Preview] No.301334 del
Ah yes, the gooned up, drugged up Martin Sheen-esque dance around the flat holding a knife and only wearing my undies.
There's a mark on a kitchen cabinet from where I slashed it as The Doors played. Now I remember.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 05:36:58 [Preview] No.301335 del
australians have snakes that live in your door? ive heard of toilet spiders but this is new

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 05:38:28 [Preview] No.301336 del
You could be singing in the rain.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 05:39:02 [Preview] No.301337 del
It's a door stop thing that stops the cold air from escaping that looks like a snake

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 05:39:03 [Preview] No.301338 del
no, fabric "sausages" filled with sand that keep air from moving under the door
helps keep rooms colder or hotter, depending on season

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 05:39:28 [Preview] No.301339 del
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NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 05:40:34 [Preview] No.301340 del
Feeling pretty tired and angry at the moment

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 05:41:08 [Preview] No.301341 del
thats pretty cool, never seen one of those

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 05:41:20 [Preview] No.301342 del
let bygones be bygones

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 05:41:21 [Preview] No.301343 del
Have a wank.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 05:42:59 [Preview] No.301344 del
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You've never seen one of these?

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 05:43:32 [Preview] No.301345 del

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 05:44:42 [Preview] No.301346 del
0-4 and i coom 5-9 and i dont coom

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 05:45:00 [Preview] No.301347 del

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 05:45:28 [Preview] No.301348 del
Enjoy your wank.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 05:45:41 [Preview] No.301349 del
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NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 05:46:08 [Preview] No.301350 del
5-9 was no wank m8

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 05:46:16 [Preview] No.301351 del
no, its not a thing here. idk why, maybe the houses are built different, from what ive seen on the internet a lot of american or aussie houses are 1 story only.
this one is cute

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 05:47:38 [Preview] No.301352 del
Yours would almost certainly be designed to retain heat one way or another.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 05:48:21 [Preview] No.301353 del
Do you have under-floor heating?

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 05:48:37 [Preview] No.301354 del
There was too many and's

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 05:49:20 [Preview] No.301355 del
no thats only for ultimate richfags

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 05:49:58 [Preview] No.301356 del
>ultimate richfags
The new one is heated drive ways.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 05:52:27 [Preview] No.301357 del
yeah, my house is from the 1930s and the outside walls are almost 1m thick and made of brick. double paned windows and insulated roof too.
only in the bathroom, wood floors everywhere so it wouldnt work anyway. ive been to richfag houses where they have it everywhere, even in the hallways. i think thats a waste of money on marble floors, i prefer comfy carpets or wood.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 05:54:02 [Preview] No.301358 del
Here, sure.
Pretty sure pleb-tier seppos and eurofags have had it for a while.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 05:55:41 [Preview] No.301359 del
>outside walls are almost 1m thick
do you live in a castle?

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 05:59:11 [Preview] No.301360 del
Fucking aids
All the firmware upgrades I sent out while boonged this morning didn't go through
Pajeet probably forgot a dependancy or something

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 06:00:27 [Preview] No.301361 del
firmware on what?

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 06:00:34 [Preview] No.301362 del
maybe im overestimating, probably something like 60-70cm. newer houses have much thinner walls because of modern bricks and insulation material. guy who built this house was an architect, from what rumor i heard it later came into the hands of the gestapo or communist police at one point

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 06:00:40 [Preview] No.301363 del
>the outside walls are almost 1m thick
When houses were built to last.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 06:00:58 [Preview] No.301364 del
Get him to do the needful.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 06:03:31 [Preview] No.301365 del
These ancient WinCE terminals used to manually input arriving inventory levels
Absolutely barbarian

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 06:06:26 [Preview] No.301366 del
Why are you updating firmware?
CE hasn't been updated in seven or eight years and I imagine the hardware you're running on is at least that old too.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 06:07:50 [Preview] No.301367 del
Firmware is probably not even the right term.
There are some patches for this new RF gun. Everything is called 'firmware' when we deal with WinCE.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 06:12:30 [Preview] No.301368 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=l1U16VZuBaQ [Embed]

Should have seen the crowd at the pub as the TKO was happening.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 06:12:47 [Preview] No.301369 del
Do you prefer Czechia or Czech Republic?

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 06:12:56 [Preview] No.301370 del
That's the term Pajeet learned.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 06:18:56 [Preview] No.301371 del
The Czech Republic, of course. its the proper name of the country. czechia is just some marketing phrase made up for foreigners by some idiot bureaucrat. noone actually uses it, i think ive only seen it on google on some other website when selecting country

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 06:23:38 [Preview] No.301372 del
that makes sense because i saw it as Czechia on google maps a while ago and wonder that was

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 06:24:58 [Preview] No.301373 del
if its on google or google maps, you can guarantee its pozzed newspeak

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 06:28:43 [Preview] No.301374 del
The local is calling to me

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 06:28:50 [Preview] No.301375 del
fucking phone is running about 3000 degrees and every app crashes after a few seconds

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 06:29:29 [Preview] No.301376 del
pretty much, they should have called it bohemia but then the moravian halfbreeds would get mad lol

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 06:37:51 [Preview] No.301377 del
Aren't Bohemians basically Germans pretending to be Slavic?

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 06:40:49 [Preview] No.301378 del
Going for a schooner or two. Will get some heineken zeros before coming and maybe doing some more wage

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 06:41:53 [Preview] No.301379 del
It is not.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 06:42:24 [Preview] No.301380 del
so much for no alcohol today

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 06:43:22 [Preview] No.301381 del
Kingdom of Bohemia was CZ

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 06:44:21 [Preview] No.301382 del
nah, were still slavs. lately its the other way around with retards butthurt about russia larping that were germanic, usually pro-EU left wing types. lots of german influence historically but bohemia is still just a region of the czech lands

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 06:48:32 [Preview] No.301383 del
placed a menulog order 30 minutes ago and they still haven't assigned a driver

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 06:49:59 [Preview] No.301384 del
He needs the local, craves it!

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 06:52:22 [Preview] No.301385 del
tbh im just shit talking as im half Moravian because my dad is from Brno.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 06:52:36 [Preview] No.301386 del
Not feeling the local tbh. Sitting here just feeling like a mopey boong

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 06:53:11 [Preview] No.301387 del
at least your dad comes from somewhere know for making guns

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 06:53:43 [Preview] No.301388 del
go home
you owe your employer like 4 hours anyway

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 06:53:49 [Preview] No.301389 del

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 06:54:06 [Preview] No.301390 del
Do you at least understand why that is?

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 06:57:42 [Preview] No.301391 del
brno? whats that? must be some provinical village.
t. prague resident))

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 06:59:51 [Preview] No.301392 del
Thinking about the whole of Gator by Jerry Reed done on a bass.
In my underwear, drenched.
I got a $50 but it was two bags, I thought they were the same but one wasn't.
Second Big Drop this meme will take off.
I have controlled the minds of the NEETs before bumrash
...of the night.
BWS $15 2019 Chapel Hill cabsav.
Not that I would know.
This is good weed.
The newer type tasted a bit fruity, a bit funky. I stopped listening to Gator, in my head.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=-q8-6_WiPnU [Embed]

Weber's going to call me a druggie cunt. He should come get stoned with me.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 07:00:08 [Preview] No.301393 del
I hadn't finished writing.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 07:01:15 [Preview] No.301394 del
HAARP man. In the Great Australian Bight. Look in to it.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 07:01:49 [Preview] No.301395 del
There wasn't much cohesion with the post tbqh

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 07:02:05 [Preview] No.301396 del
>Weber's going to call me a druggie cunt.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 07:03:17 [Preview] No.301397 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=SdlzxVW_BQU [Embed]


NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 07:03:33 [Preview] No.301398 del
> the council
The price will be high.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 07:04:05 [Preview] No.301399 del
Fuck yeah.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 07:04:51 [Preview] No.301400 del
>my drenched underwear
Your image didn't upload.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 07:05:48 [Preview] No.301401 del
Do tyou think ASIO has his arse snooped on now?

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 07:06:12 [Preview] No.301402 del
It was a big threat.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 07:06:24 [Preview] No.301403 del
You druggie cunt? Are you off the on-call phone now? It's my week to do it.
Gonna have one more schooner and pray to Allah that there'll be no more standards this week.
It's a matter of practical military necessity

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 07:07:12 [Preview] No.301404 del

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 07:07:31 [Preview] No.301405 del
You need a new phone.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 07:09:01 [Preview] No.301406 del
I accidentally caught an express train which will cause me to overshoot my stop.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 07:11:16 [Preview] No.301407 del
A boong's boong.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 07:11:24 [Preview] No.301408 del
I went and got two chicken royales and a one dollar chips from hjs and a pink iced jam donut from the servo.
Pajoot tried to charge me $5.99, it was on the shelf that said $2 specials.
I had to tell him what's what.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=iGuBFj91hCU [Embed]

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 07:12:14 [Preview] No.301409 del
Play some pool with someone and hit on his missus.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 07:13:09 [Preview] No.301410 del
>I had to tell him what's what.
Did he become upset at applying the discount?

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 07:14:27 [Preview] No.301411 del
I am no longer on call. Last week was fucked. On the weekend I had three people go to hospital.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 07:16:37 [Preview] No.301412 del
He was hesitant to come over to the shelf and look at the sign I was pointing at.
He gave me a head wobble and a very sorry. There wasn't a sir afterwards but I let him off.
It better be a good pink iced jam donut.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 07:17:51 [Preview] No.301413 del
>It better be a good pink iced jam donut.
From the discount rack at a servo? Good luck m80.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 07:18:33 [Preview] No.301414 del
He made me work for it.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 07:18:55 [Preview] No.301415 del

https://youtube.com/watch?v=ZaF7NjG9DJM [Embed]

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 07:20:17 [Preview] No.301416 del
Eager to get home, have a snack and then head to the gym.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 07:21:43 [Preview] No.301417 del
Got a chicken breast, potato and coconut milk satay curry in the slow cooker.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 07:27:31 [Preview] No.301418 del
>It better be a good pink iced jam donut
It was last week when it was fresh.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 07:29:19 [Preview] No.301419 del
Optimist neet.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 07:35:27 [Preview] No.301420 del
accidentally caught the last half of the 199th episode of How I Met Your Mother
feel sad

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 07:38:45 [Preview] No.301421 del
What do you mean accidentally caught?

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 07:39:39 [Preview] No.301422 del
What happens in it?

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 07:40:06 [Preview] No.301423 del
He accidentally meets my mother

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 07:41:14 [Preview] No.301424 del
Listening to The Doors and doing a post-bender cleanup of the flat.
Feeling ok after those two schooners. Didn't get any takeaways.

1h19m until a week of anxious on-call clock watching starts

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 07:41:34 [Preview] No.301425 del
just got my xtreme clutch kit for my mx-5
you aussies make some good shit

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 07:41:43 [Preview] No.301426 del
had the tv on waiting for wheeler dealers, which i thought was on at 5.30

it's the last series
all the late-20, early-30 somethings end up married and with kids and all the normal shit

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 07:46:27 [Preview] No.301427 del
>normal shi
That's a shame.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 07:47:16 [Preview] No.301428 del
not if that's what you wanted

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 07:48:59 [Preview] No.301429 del
we don't make much at all these days
everything comes from china

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 07:51:21 [Preview] No.301430 del
What should I have for dinner

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 07:52:35 [Preview] No.301431 del
bread and poison

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 07:53:48 [Preview] No.301432 del
Already had the poison, and I'm all out of bread.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 07:54:22 [Preview] No.301433 del
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NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 07:54:40 [Preview] No.301434 del
I ate mine too quick. I am going to need a second dinner.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 08:09:15 [Preview] No.301435 del
Well, I woke up this morning, I got myself a beer
Well, I woke up this morning, and I got myself a beer
The future's uncertain, and the end is always near

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 08:21:54 [Preview] No.301436 del
Got offered a new job. Finished up at the current wage last week. Gave three days notice even though it's only one day required in my contract. Was awkward dropping all my shit back today, boss was clearly not happy I was leaving and that I hadn't kept working longer with them before my new wage starts. Shook hands then said goodbye.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 08:27:54 [Preview] No.301437 del
Congratulations! Same type of job?

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 08:29:06 [Preview] No.301438 del
Good luck with the new job NEET.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 08:31:12 [Preview] No.301439 del
Is this why he doesn't post here any more?

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 08:35:27 [Preview] No.301440 del
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hello neets 17 standards in and emotionally unstable

sun has npt even set yet. fuck

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 08:36:07 [Preview] No.301441 del
Hi Nuro.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 08:37:00 [Preview] No.301442 del

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 08:37:35 [Preview] No.301443 del
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It's not really a massive upgrade at all. Was working as a traffic controller(hell). Now I'm going to become a plant
operator(rollers,water carts, graders etc) for a civil construction company. One of my old coworkers boyfriend worked there and put a word in for me. Will still be long days and away work. Better pay and they are going to pay for all my training.
Not something I ever thought I would end up doing 10 years ago.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 08:39:28 [Preview] No.301444 del
Good evening Nuro. You are a goon machine.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 08:40:36 [Preview] No.301445 del
Well done. Sounds like an improvement.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 08:41:19 [Preview] No.301446 del
Well done neet.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 08:44:01 [Preview] No.301447 del
So fucking tired and lazy after those two beers, two burritos and half a valium.
Can't even be fucked doing the dishes.

Feeling depressed but not all that stressed.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 08:44:11 [Preview] No.301448 del
Thanks. Going to try take care of myself going into this new job. It's going to be hard not to hit the piss when it's what everyone does after work at the hotel/ site camp.
If can't keep the piss and woes at bay I'm sure I wont last long.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 08:46:27 [Preview] No.301449 del
The big binge is to blame. I'm the same. Boonglyfe blow outs on the weekend have me fucked up for a week.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 08:49:35 [Preview] No.301450 del
Yeah. Lets see what tomorrow has to offer. Still haven't got the shit out of my car either so I hope they don't scrap it before I can get there. Will have to go early tomorrow morning if I can.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 08:51:21 [Preview] No.301451 del
Don't let the binge ruin you on Wednesday

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 08:51:37 [Preview] No.301452 del
iktf with less standards

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 08:52:26 [Preview] No.301453 del
Fuck yeah. That's excellent.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 08:52:34 [Preview] No.301454 del
If they're paid you, it's their car. Not wise keeping shit in it.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 08:55:02 [Preview] No.301455 del
It's stressing me out. The only time I can go there is at 8am

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 09:00:45 [Preview] No.301456 del
I would get your arse there at 7:50am tomorrow before it's their stuff. How are you going smuggle out the pipe?

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 09:01:00 [Preview] No.301457 del
The potato in this curry is taking a long time to soften. I'm hungry. Getting impatient.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 09:02:38 [Preview] No.301458 del
I'm sure theres a coles bag or something in there.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 09:03:30 [Preview] No.301459 del
Listening to a Moby lounge compilation.

What'd I'd do to see the ex laugh and smile at me in the kitchen on a relaxing Friday afternoon again... ;_;

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 09:06:20 [Preview] No.301460 del
>see the ex laugh and smile at me

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 09:06:32 [Preview] No.301461 del
Just get a NEET to wear a wig.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 09:07:52 [Preview] No.301462 del
It is beginning.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 09:09:12 [Preview] No.301463 del
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NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 09:10:55 [Preview] No.301464 del
Gremlins are knocking. Stress of after-hours doesn't help.
Gonna have a smoke I won't enjoy, a wank I probably won't enjoy, and then watch some boring netflix show that I won't enjoy. Depression woes.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 09:13:56 [Preview] No.301466 del
stay strong bro

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 09:14:49 [Preview] No.301467 del
Explore Netflix for new shows. I normally find something that way.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 09:14:58 [Preview] No.301468 del
It has ended. We have survived another day.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 09:16:04 [Preview] No.301469 del
You should try looking up podcasts about topics you enjoy. Might not help too much but could ease things a bit.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 09:17:25 [Preview] No.301470 del
A few NEETs here could probably put that away and ask for desert an hour later. Imagine the toilet blockage though.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 09:17:27 [Preview] No.301471 del
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NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 09:19:37 [Preview] No.301472 del
Thank you boong shaman.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 09:19:49 [Preview] No.301473 del
>a whole head of lettuce and vegetables


NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 09:25:35 [Preview] No.301474 del
I don't know what I enjoy anymore. I have to admit, after drinking thousands of beers I don't even know the difference between lager and ale.

Looking at the Venetians and waiting for this half a valium to kick in. Shaking with anxiety and shame, but that'll pass as my body and brain return to 'normal'.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 09:29:07 [Preview] No.301475 del
When is your next rehab appointment?

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 09:32:56 [Preview] No.301476 del
2 weeks basically. Need to get my blood test done but haven't managed to get around to it.
Was gonna organise all these things over the weekend, but..

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 09:49:44 [Preview] No.301477 del
A new bong king arises!

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 09:51:33 [Preview] No.301478 del
10 years ago I thought I was going to be a scientist, working on stem cell biology. I got to spend 6 months in a lab, and most of the time since then sitting in my room in front of the computer.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 09:52:40 [Preview] No.301479 del
>24 degrees outside
>27 degrees inside
Fuck this.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 10:02:06 [Preview] No.301480 del
Did you enjoy your time in the lab?

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 10:03:11 [Preview] No.301481 del
Board boong shifts suddenly.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 10:05:17 [Preview] No.301482 del
Do it after your car tomorrow.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 10:07:23 [Preview] No.301483 del
Not really, because of constant anxiety issues, but I wish it had worked out otherwise.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 10:09:10 [Preview] No.301484 del
I'll ring around but it'll have to be at a place open before or after 9am/5pm

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 10:12:27 [Preview] No.301485 del
It might be an issue with the public holiday tomorrow.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 10:15:43 [Preview] No.301486 del
Will this be the last australia day ever?

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 10:21:28 [Preview] No.301487 del
Feeling a bit better now. Had a quick wank.
Ate dinner tonight for the first time in days.
Listed out the things I need to do. Feeling sober again, or close enough to it.

Having a bit of a wage and thinking about a second dinner.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 10:21:57 [Preview] No.301488 del
It always was, always will be a boong's boong day.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 10:22:28 [Preview] No.301489 del
Good night NEETs. Sleep tight.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 10:29:24 [Preview] No.301490 del
Australia has been dead for a long time now.
Goodnight mate.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 10:32:18 [Preview] No.301491 del
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Goodnight NEETs

Goodnight NEET

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 10:34:21 [Preview] No.301492 del

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 10:34:33 [Preview] No.301493 del

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 10:34:43 [Preview] No.301494 del
Just accidentally smashed the fancy pepper grinder the ex got me.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 10:37:55 [Preview] No.301495 del
An honest accident, don't be so harsh on yourself.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 10:46:15 [Preview] No.301496 del
Gook night. Absolutely hideous one tonight. You must be trolling us.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 10:48:38 [Preview] No.301497 del

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 10:49:50 [Preview] No.301498 del
I quite like this one

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 10:51:24 [Preview] No.301499 del
I'd gladly use her as a urinal.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 11:01:13 [Preview] No.301500 del
Not being able to sleep before noight shift sucks big HOT boong dick

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 11:02:09 [Preview] No.301501 del

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 11:02:18 [Preview] No.301502 del
It says it's 21 outside. but I am sweating like a bitch.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 11:06:24 [Preview] No.301503 del
Just ate two taters.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 11:07:27 [Preview] No.301504 del
My house is a fucking heat trap too. It's bullshit.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 11:11:26 [Preview] No.301505 del
I have both aircons on high fan and the windows open but it's not doing much.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 11:12:58 [Preview] No.301506 del
>windows open

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 11:14:10 [Preview] No.301507 del
Thinking about standards.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 11:14:37 [Preview] No.301508 del
>displacing the hot air by pushing it out with aircon

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 11:19:45 [Preview] No.301509 del
You close the windows at some point.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 11:22:21 [Preview] No.301510 del
I will after the heat is out.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 11:27:30 [Preview] No.301511 del
Browsing 4chan, esp. /g/ for the first time in a while.
Makes me sad, 27 years old now and I never really progressed past the programming/web dev/linux etc etc knowledge I had at 22 because I became a boong and even with a job in the field I'm still not learning anything.

Melancholy night. Wish my neighbour would shut the fuck up and go inside instead of talking on the phone for so long.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 11:30:19 [Preview] No.301512 del
The other day someone mentioned mencius moldbug had written some new stuff. Does anyone still have a link?

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 11:32:31 [Preview] No.301513 del
Be warned, /g/ is pretty fucking retarded.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 11:33:50 [Preview] No.301514 del
His blog is here: https://graymirror.substack.com/

"Big Tech has no power at all" is the best of his new posts. A brilliant piece of writing.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 11:35:08 [Preview] No.301515 del
Yeah I know but I haven't been part of or even really browsed anything apart from this place and a few reddit subs for the past few years.
Feels sad. I used to love exploring stuff on the web but now I don't know where to go.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 11:37:36 [Preview] No.301516 del
same and then I only typically will go on other imageboards, though /g/ is decent for tech stuff apart from shilling and aids threads about apple, browser shit and what not.
still need to sort out loonix shit me self with VFIO vms.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 11:49:15 [Preview] No.301517 del
5mg valium and a browse on Netflix
Hopefully tomorrow's better.
It will be

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 15:35:41 [Preview] No.301518 del
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>ask for beautiful auzzie
>consistently bombarded with abo gorilla like creatures
>log in to see this is aussie woman of the year
>bros have been lying to me all this time

my question is , why bros?
i want a cozy aussie wife

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 15:51:10 [Preview] No.301520 del
Piss off seppo cunt, go fuck a nigger.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 19:57:07 [Preview] No.301521 del
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If ya get a bun in a boong oven then ya kid is paid for 4 lyfe.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 20:34:09 [Preview] No.301522 del
>Browsing 4chan, esp. /g/ for the first time in a while.
You can find some good memes but nothing of value comes from there.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 20:34:39 [Preview] No.301523 del
Good morning NEETs.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 20:36:53 [Preview] No.301524 del

Barely slept at all for me. Maybe an hour.
Now I've gotta drive fatigued in the rain to the scrap yard in hopes my stuff hasn't been ruined.
Gonna get a maccas breakfast on the way.
At very least there were no standards consumed after the two schooners last night.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 20:42:07 [Preview] No.301525 del
The car depot is shut.
Fucking fuck. This cunt that is meant to pick it up to scrap it hasn't called me or sent me anything.
Guess its another day of being stuck inside all day on-call. Fucking public hoilday.
Fucking seroquel. Fucking boongs and rehab and wasted years.

If I get a mcspicy it'll be shit but nothing else is open at this hour.
Maybe I should get a cask.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 20:44:20 [Preview] No.301526 del
Don't be a boong

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 20:56:17 [Preview] No.301527 del
Good Morning Neets

cook yourself a nice breakfast and dont be a boong

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 21:06:00 [Preview] No.301528 del
Good morning Monk.

Gook morning NEET.

Good morning Nuro.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 21:10:59 [Preview] No.301529 del
No McSpicys until 10 o'clock.
Triple J were talking about youth Australian of the year being some girl donating tampons to Uganda

Fuck this cuntree

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 21:11:08 [Preview] No.301530 del
>Dipjit Bose worked for Telstra when he seemingly hacked into his next-door neighbour's phone and distributed their personal details on public forums, advertising sexual acts and directing strangers to their front door.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 21:11:41 [Preview] No.301531 del
Struggled heroically to get some bowel movement, eventually did a small poo.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 21:11:53 [Preview] No.301532 del
I heard that too. I ignored it.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 21:13:59 [Preview] No.301533 del
Did you push while breathing in and out?

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 21:14:43 [Preview] No.301534 del
>I heard that too. I ignored it.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 21:14:51 [Preview] No.301535 del
Good story
>'Paedophile' school principal is extradited from Israel to Australia to face 74 charges of sex abuse, ending six-year legal battle

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 21:19:38 [Preview] No.301536 del
Do Mighty McMuffins not have bbq sauce anymore or did they just fuck up my order like usual?

This case is literally close to home for me.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 21:24:10 [Preview] No.301537 del
>Do Mighty McMuffins
They should come with some sauce. I think it's a relish now? Yes I searched a tomato relish because BBQ is too much for soys.

>This case is literally close to home for me.
They said he rights to privacy were violated when they posted pictures of her handcuffed. Despite the fact she fled Australia when she knew she would be charged and kept this proceeding going for six years.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 21:24:48 [Preview] No.301538 del
there are means of assistance available

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 21:25:28 [Preview] No.301539 del
Trace doesn't know the difference between hacking and phreaking.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 21:25:48 [Preview] No.301540 del
How is your hangover Nuro?
You're typically not up this early after a binge.
Still planning on getting some weed?

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 21:26:14 [Preview] No.301541 del
Probably a fuckup

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 21:26:27 [Preview] No.301542 del
It will still go free. One of Gxd's chosen.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 21:27:19 [Preview] No.301543 del
>This case is literally close to home for me.
are you a judenschwein?

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 21:27:56 [Preview] No.301544 del
tomato relish

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 21:29:29 [Preview] No.301545 del
Trace could break my NEET stick any day.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 21:30:18 [Preview] No.301546 del
I bought my maccas from the same road that Jew school is on.
I think I live in the biggest Jewish suburb in Australia.

Hmm, not quite.
>There are numerous active congregations in the Jewish community, many concentrated in Caulfield and the St. Kilda suburbs, although other areas such as Bentleigh house a significant number of communities.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 21:31:44 [Preview] No.301547 del
surprised they put bacon on your mighty mcmuffin

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 21:32:47 [Preview] No.301548 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=tX7VrIR3sUo [Embed]

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 21:34:35 [Preview] No.301549 del
Could you give me a hand nuro? I just need someone to reach in and help pull it out, and I'd feel safer if it was someone I knew and trusted. No homo.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 21:36:30 [Preview] No.301550 del
just noticed a security bug in the uber eats iphone app

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 21:36:47 [Preview] No.301551 del
>'You going to hit me?' Road rage driver in a company car is FIRED after he launches a homophobic rant at another motorist he accused of cutting him off at a roundabout

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 21:37:28 [Preview] No.301552 del
>How is your hangover Nuro?
im not hungover
>You're typically not up this early after a binge.
i have been up since 5am
>Still planning on getting some weed?
the only contact i have sells bush at dank prices and i cant be fucked, i dont enjoy his stuff


NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 21:37:45 [Preview] No.301553 del
Go on...

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 21:38:16 [Preview] No.301554 del
>Tesco worker, 45, dumped by her 25-year-old holiday waiter lover for being 'old and fat' after she left her husband for him says her new Egyptian toyboy, 38, is the real thing

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 21:38:37 [Preview] No.301555 del
Exploit it!

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 21:39:58 [Preview] No.301556 del
if you re-install the app if asks for your phone number and texts you an OTP token to proceed
if you then force kill the app and re-open it, it just loads your details from the cloud and is ready to go. No password or OTP required.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 21:40:54 [Preview] No.301557 del
Do you see crowds of jews dressed up in their garb going to synagogue every saturday?

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 21:41:40 [Preview] No.301558 del
the one time monk should be drink driving

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 21:43:15 [Preview] No.301559 del
Usually I'd laugh but this is sad. No sex for 10 years with her husband. Imagine being stuck in that relationship.

Daily. Some of the girls are hot tbh

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 21:45:02 [Preview] No.301560 del
There might even be similar behaviour on Android.
One of the apps we sell at work has been troublesome because I think Android 9 caches certain app info that it didn't previously when the app is uninstalled.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 21:45:20 [Preview] No.301561 del
>Usually I'd laugh but this is sad.
She's literally simping for 3rd world people.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 21:45:38 [Preview] No.301562 del
A lot of Jews in and around Bondi

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 21:48:44 [Preview] No.301563 del
boss has a suncorp banking app that does that stupid shit

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 21:49:05 [Preview] No.301564 del
I still find ironic that no one wanted to live there around the war.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 21:51:29 [Preview] No.301565 del
I should report it, but effort vs reward tends to be low

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 21:53:57 [Preview] No.301566 del
I once did a survey fora $10 Amazon Australia voucher and at the end it was paid for by Uber Eats. I said they are doing plenty to keep everyone safe. It was around the time that all those Indians were getting flattened on the road

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 21:54:26 [Preview] No.301567 del

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 21:55:51 [Preview] No.301568 del
I watched 3 seconds. I can't watch more incase his fingers get sliced.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 21:57:33 [Preview] No.301569 del

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 21:57:54 [Preview] No.301570 del
should have just printed with no buttholes and saved some time aye

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 21:58:18 [Preview] No.301571 del
No one replied to my post on /g/ last night :(

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 21:58:28 [Preview] No.301572 del
damn that word filter

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 21:59:00 [Preview] No.301573 del
you are worse than pajeet level

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 21:59:39 [Preview] No.301574 del
successfully FLAVORTOWNED

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 22:00:29 [Preview] No.301575 del
You become the company you keep, so they say

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 22:00:38 [Preview] No.301576 del
my hash browns were soggy and the sausage mcmuffin buns weren't hard and crispy either

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 22:04:35 [Preview] No.301577 del
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The 19 year old chad Aussie manager probably took the day off and left a shitskin in charge.
I'm also wondering if I got a large meal or not. It was like $11.45 minus one dollar for the extra hashbrown. I only got a medium late.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 22:05:03 [Preview] No.301578 del
If it's from TikTok there is no to little gore.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 22:05:20 [Preview] No.301579 del
I thought most printers have a gap they cannot do.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 22:05:46 [Preview] No.301580 del

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 22:07:01 [Preview] No.301581 del
My Sausage and egg was awful too. The top bun part almost fell apart and I had to wait 5 minutes to get it. Some idiot was on his phone and I didn't want to let him reverse so he had to drive up a gutter (dumb cunt kept letting the car roll back and took forever to move forward)

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 22:14:12 [Preview] No.301582 del
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Look at what is healthy in China.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 22:16:54 [Preview] No.301583 del
China's pollution issues are part of a spectrum of intractable issues that will eventually collapse their society.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 22:17:05 [Preview] No.301584 del
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>so you drove to pay for shit food when you could have just stayed at home and been in flavourtown ?

tsk tsk

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 22:19:30 [Preview] No.301585 del
The houses are made of pure salt in Flavourtown™

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 22:21:45 [Preview] No.301586 del
>tsk tsk
I already had two slices of rasin toast at home?

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 22:23:10 [Preview] No.301587 del
gilded in polyunsaturated fat :)

literally 3 dollars worth of food

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 22:24:17 [Preview] No.301588 del
this makes no fucking sense

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 22:24:37 [Preview] No.301589 del
In Russia explosion watches over you.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 22:28:49 [Preview] No.301590 del
It demonstrates how each country/trading block evaluates air quality. These particles are linked to cancer and early death so the higher they are, the sicker you become. What is consider excellent in china is consider moderate/poor in most developed countries. Advice for asthmatics is to limit time outside and for those who are healthy to reduce time outside. Good in China is unhealthy elsewhere that means everyone stay inside because air is filled with cancer.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 22:32:45 [Preview] No.301591 del
It's also tied to regulations in China around pollution so even though there is smog it is still fine until it becomes dangerously unhealthy where air becomes more difficult to breath.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 22:33:31 [Preview] No.301592 del
noticed uber participate in a bounty program with hackerone
signed up
can't submit a report to uber as my 'signal' number isn't high enough

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 22:38:33 [Preview] No.301593 del
I have read that a lot of companies misuse these programs or make strange terms. That is if you manipulate traffic and cause undefined behaviour that is not an issue in most of these programs. There are other stores online of companies not paying out or closing tickets but using the information to fix it without paying.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 22:41:08 [Preview] No.301594 del
post it on the darkweb hacker forums

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 22:42:04 [Preview] No.301595 del
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NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 23:02:36 [Preview] No.301596 del
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Sleep deprived as fuck but at least there's no alcohol and hangover involved. Bossman told me to write down what I'll be doing at work today so that I can get the double pay rate for the holiday.
Will just make some bullshit ticket replies and do some back end stuff that execs don't even know how to check.
Will need to venture out for some caffeinated beverages soon.

Muscle memory for the microsoft sculpt has returned and I'm back to using the comfy vimium browser plugin again. Might get out the Logitech M570 trackball just for laughs and see how it goes.
Browsing /g/, left a hidden post that Nuro might see and thinking about changes to my desk setup. Might have 2.5mg valium, might not.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 23:04:44 [Preview] No.301597 del

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 23:06:31 [Preview] No.301598 del
>no standards consumed after the two schooners
You can't count that as a 0.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 23:07:39 [Preview] No.301599 del
Why didn't you call before going?

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 23:08:04 [Preview] No.301600 del
They'll probably ban that graphic and call it Western propaganda.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 23:08:50 [Preview] No.301601 del
>Will just make some bullshit ticket replies and do some back end stuff that execs don't even know how to check.
Good idea.

>Browsing /g/, left a hidden post that Nuro might see
Unless it's audio related, chances are he won't.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 23:09:39 [Preview] No.301602 del
I'm not. I put 3 standards in my spreadsheet but hesitated and considered lying to myself.

I did.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 23:10:34 [Preview] No.301603 del
I bet they loved it.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 23:10:57 [Preview] No.301604 del
You don't push on the in and the out.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 23:11:41 [Preview] No.301605 del
Good morning NEET.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 23:12:00 [Preview] No.301606 del
I remember when that was first happening.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 23:12:41 [Preview] No.301607 del
They kept getting men tapping on their door and ringing up about sex for years.

If he wants a blown hole he will.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 23:12:56 [Preview] No.301608 del
>close to home

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 23:14:09 [Preview] No.301609 del
She wants to be taught.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 23:15:29 [Preview] No.301610 del
found a bedbug despite washing my sheets two days ago, i am fucking pissed off, no wonder i was feeling sick

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 23:15:55 [Preview] No.301611 del

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 23:16:26 [Preview] No.301612 del
Snoop it!

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 23:16:41 [Preview] No.301613 del
>found a bedbug despite
Disgusting. Spray it!

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 23:17:08 [Preview] No.301614 del
Didn't read but calling someone a faggot in that situation doesn't mean homosexual.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 23:18:16 [Preview] No.301615 del
I think it was more his tone, given he overtook a car on double white lines in a residential zone and before all that nearly caused an accident by not giving way.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 23:22:04 [Preview] No.301616 del
That bend in the top quarter of paper means they are uneven. Not good.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 23:22:16 [Preview] No.301617 del
going nuts while driving your employer's car probably isn't ever going to work in your favour

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 23:22:34 [Preview] No.301618 del
cleaned out the weber for the first time in years

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 23:23:05 [Preview] No.301619 del
I worried when he only used that tool at the end to straighten it all up because if it wasn't all straight he is cutting on an angle.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 23:23:25 [Preview] No.301620 del
i put my chicken royales in the airfryer last night.
They don't crisp up correctly, it's like they have a film/seal over them.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 23:24:15 [Preview] No.301621 del
The person who recorded it on Tiktok tried contact the company with the footage while it was surging in popularity but they didn't respond to him. The company could have handled it a bit better.

Did it require much work?

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 23:24:27 [Preview] No.301622 del
did you take them out of the bag first?

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 23:25:37 [Preview] No.301623 del
Go get some choof and mong out with me today.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 23:26:03 [Preview] No.301624 del
>Did it require much work?
Nah, just emptied the ash catcher and brushed the heaped up ash in the kettle out through the vents.
There are some rock-like formations where ash and fat have combined that I'll need to chisel off at some point, but it should be fine for the time being.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 23:27:11 [Preview] No.301625 del
Monk will tell the pajoot receiving it to make a ticket.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 23:27:27 [Preview] No.301626 del
>mong out with me today.
Board mong may be shifting today/tomorrow morning. Be careful.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 23:28:13 [Preview] No.301627 del
>execs don't even know how to check.
Put it on the back of your thigh.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 23:29:03 [Preview] No.301628 del
>considered lying to myself
I do that to myself often, especially if I have a beer with lunch.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 23:30:18 [Preview] No.301629 del
no im feeling good and the weather is good, will no doubt be going for a kino ride, i expect there will be alot of shielas out

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 23:31:03 [Preview] No.301630 del
How do you get them?
How would I know if I have them?

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 23:31:14 [Preview] No.301631 del
What are the parameters for shifting of board mong?
Is there a maximum standards threshold over a given hour period before the transfer of power is completed?
I've had 3 standards in the past 36 hours. No choof. Just darts and medications as prescribed or less.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 23:31:59 [Preview] No.301632 del
Did it smell good?

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 23:33:03 [Preview] No.301633 del
Yeah, I think they must spray them with a sugar seal or something to preserve them.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 23:33:15 [Preview] No.301634 del
>What are the parameters for shifting of board mong?
You will know when you see a post.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 23:34:11 [Preview] No.301635 del
Are you cleaning it for a big cook up today?
Have you ever had sweetbread?
Can you cook that on the grill?

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 23:35:22 [Preview] No.301636 del
I found that new type of choof in my tin last night.
It is quality mong material.
I meditated with a hard on while listening to headspace for about an hour last night.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 23:35:56 [Preview] No.301637 del
Get some mindies then.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 23:36:38 [Preview] No.301638 del
Wombler was almost at the benchmark a couple days ago.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 23:37:20 [Preview] No.301639 del
He'd never accept the title.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 23:38:55 [Preview] No.301640 del
Looking at an ad on Seek thats paying 66k to do point of sale support for Aldi
Sounds pretty easy

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 23:39:07 [Preview] No.301641 del
>I meditated with a hard on while listening to headspace for about an hour last night.
I don't think it works like that but you made me laugh hard.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 23:39:27 [Preview] No.301642 del
You don't have to, it is given to you.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 23:39:43 [Preview] No.301643 del
It smell bad, but it didn't smell particularly good either.

I have a 1kg butterflied lamb leg I am going to rub with olive oil, rosemary, thyme, and garlic.

>Have you ever had sweetbread?
Offal doesn't really appeal to me

>Can you cook that on the grill?
I guess you could

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 23:40:20 [Preview] No.301644 del
Aldi would be pretty ruthless to work for, I imagine.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 23:40:31 [Preview] No.301645 del
They'll probably require/expect a degree. Aldi pays reasonably well and expect high quality candidates so put some effort into your application and you might get an interview.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 23:40:36 [Preview] No.301646 del
>It smell bad

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 23:41:54 [Preview] No.301647 del
With great responfstibilid scomm gwet dbuldge.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 23:43:05 [Preview] No.301648 del
I just laid on my back and listened to it.
Was pretty good tbh.
I think I fell asleep the first time, then woke up and couldn't get back in to the chilled out feel.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 23:43:33 [Preview] No.301649 del
Can't be that hard.
Probably just a whole bunch of 'systemctl restart posclient'

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 23:43:43 [Preview] No.301650 del
That lamb sounds great.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 23:43:43 [Preview] No.301651 del
was pretty close yesterday too, just elected not to post

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 23:44:03 [Preview] No.301652 del
Seems like the urban communists are out and about already.
>A speaker at the event, Gwenda Stanley, told a crowd of more than 500 people that it was time Indigenous Australians were given proper reparations.
>“A million dollars for each black person,” she said.
>“Don’t be fooled by the Uluru statement from the arse. Let’s do reparations before treaty. A million dollars for each black person and than we can talk treaty.”

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 23:44:21 [Preview] No.301653 del
Put the tendies on special.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 23:46:14 [Preview] No.301654 del
>Interesting project work
Complex and aggregating.

>Please state your residency status; citizen or permanent resident only to apply. Please state your experience in each area listed above under the heading of Industry Experience Preferred.
Hopefully removing these applicants.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 23:47:26 [Preview] No.301655 del

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 23:47:37 [Preview] No.301656 del
I like it when you are happy.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 23:49:46 [Preview] No.301657 del

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 23:50:22 [Preview] No.301658 del
I'd be onboard with this if it meant we could guarantee they never received a cent of government assistance ever again.
Better still, fence off a portion of central Australia and make them move their with their $1m.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 23:50:43 [Preview] No.301659 del
No NEET should refrain from posting. Ever.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 23:52:29 [Preview] No.301660 del
Once I lied about how many standards I'd had. Felt guilty as fuck after that, never again.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 23:53:18 [Preview] No.301661 del
I doubt it. It would never be enough.

I honestly cannot remember 95% of what I did last week. I find it quite impressive people are remembering what happened in the 19th century.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 23:53:46 [Preview] No.301662 del
I have done that too, especially with choof.
There are certain NEETs who (although they may say they don't) shame boong NEETs

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 23:57:25 [Preview] No.301663 del
Weber shames boong neets too sometimes.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 23:58:55 [Preview] No.301664 del
Possum's disapproval is the worst feeling.

NEET 01/25/2021 (Mon) 23:59:51 [Preview] No.301665 del

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 00:00:19 [Preview] No.301666 del
You can get boonged, you just have to be classy about it.

Actually, I just get frustrated with the ones who lament their life style and then never change, instead posting 'woe is me' groundhog day bullshit.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 00:01:10 [Preview] No.301667 del
>shame boong NEETs
If they're talking about driving and or consuming more drugs, I don't see why it isn't warranted. There is a difference between a stiff drink and downing a whole goon bag in an hour.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 00:01:34 [Preview] No.301668 del
>'woe is me' groundhog day bullshit.
That's why we have the sad violine, I love it so much.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 00:04:34 [Preview] No.301669 del
I think I have a dug bag of heat beads that might have gotten wet at some point. Half an hour on and a few are barely lit. Chucking more firelighters in. Can't use liquid accelerant as there's enough heat there to turn me into Nuro's flag.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 00:04:47 [Preview] No.301670 del
>woe is me
Everyone does that sometimes.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 00:05:28 [Preview] No.301671 del
>there's enough heat there to turn me into Nuro's flag
kek, stay safe.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 00:05:43 [Preview] No.301672 del

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 00:06:52 [Preview] No.301673 del
None of us drink goon anymore.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 00:07:17 [Preview] No.301674 del
Going to hungry jack's to grab an ultimate double smoky bbq angus meal for breakfast. You neets want anything?