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NEET General #302 - Cook's Cook Edition NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 02:13:39 [Preview] No. 301765
What is your favourite brand for nuggos?
What is the best way to cook them?

OLD: >>300770

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 02:14:09 [Preview] No.301766 del

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 02:17:22 [Preview] No.301777 del
HA could have been having some Weber meat but instead went to Monaro zoo.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 02:17:27 [Preview] No.301778 del
mcdonalds and sweet and sour
fuck im driving to mcdonalds for breakfast tommorow

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 02:18:12 [Preview] No.301779 del
Can you get nuggers for breakfast there?

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 02:18:24 [Preview] No.301780 del
You could've got a gazelle from there and cooked it up for her.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 02:18:43 [Preview] No.301781 del
Aldi nuggoes in the airfryer

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 02:19:42 [Preview] No.301782 del
Monaro is now doing some hair shit, I thought she was going out.
I need to get Dan'd.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 02:19:55 [Preview] No.301783 del
shot it with the ol' .303

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 02:20:18 [Preview] No.301784 del
doesn't she have a protest to be at or something?

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 02:21:11 [Preview] No.301785 del

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 02:21:43 [Preview] No.301786 del
nah but i wake up at 11 anyway

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 02:21:48 [Preview] No.301787 del
had one of those chocolate lava cake things you do in the microwave lined up for puddin, but too full to eat it

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 02:21:58 [Preview] No.301788 del
Good morning my friend.

>There are certain NEETs who (although they may say they don't) shame boong NEETs
False allegations. Slander.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 02:22:15 [Preview] No.301789 del
Why would you think that?

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 02:22:37 [Preview] No.301790 del
everybody non-white is in alignment on days like today right?

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 02:23:15 [Preview] No.301791 del
I could not do that/

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 02:23:31 [Preview] No.301792 del
Give it an hour or two.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 02:23:42 [Preview] No.301793 del
I suppose the HA is protesting in the zoo too.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 02:24:11 [Preview] No.301794 del
Sup baby, you keep sleeping in too late.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 02:24:57 [Preview] No.301795 del
no the true nasboongs are probably seething that invasion day is some sort of cultural appropriation it is

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 02:26:24 [Preview] No.301796 del
>you keep sleeping in too late.
It is what it is. Doggo doesn't like it, he likes to be fed early.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 02:27:26 [Preview] No.301797 del
None of us like it.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 02:27:38 [Preview] No.301798 del
For a peaceful Hindi, she sure hates chinks.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 02:28:45 [Preview] No.301799 del
more than she hates Sikhs who murdered her father and uncle

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 02:29:37 [Preview] No.301800 del
Just get boonged anyway cruisey.
It's the one day of the year where you can get boonged guilt free. She needs to learn our cultural traditions.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 02:30:00 [Preview] No.301801 del
true. fuck its its 3 am im going to bed
good night

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 02:30:22 [Preview] No.301802 del
cruisey grew here she flew here

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 02:30:38 [Preview] No.301803 del
night check mate

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 02:30:41 [Preview] No.301804 del
Seems that someone in Parramatta NSW decided that they are otherwise unavailable by launching themselves off a 37 story building.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 02:31:26 [Preview] No.301805 del
white guilt probably

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 02:32:19 [Preview] No.301806 del

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 02:32:33 [Preview] No.301807 del
You're in a weird mood today.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 02:33:28 [Preview] No.301808 del
Good night CzechNEET. Sleep tight.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 02:33:37 [Preview] No.301809 del
Made the mistsake of looking at news and twitter.
I hate today for the exact opposite reason the boongs hate it.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 02:33:40 [Preview] No.301810 del
I will, I just didn't want to start too early with her here.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 02:34:32 [Preview] No.301811 del
A few loud wankers and dumb cunts who think the news reflects reality don't represent all of us.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 02:36:26 [Preview] No.301812 del
Yes, but they, combined with the media, run the country.
Watch what happens the next couple of years in the US. We're on the same trajectory.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 02:37:25 [Preview] No.301813 del
I feel that there are more pressing matters to deal with at the moment.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 02:38:16 [Preview] No.301814 del
The sheletered workshop published an anti-slavery policy when BLM was in full swing, and is currently interviewing for an abbo advisory panel so that white staff can receive more abbo training and acknowledge that the abbos own the country and railways every meeting.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 02:38:23 [Preview] No.301815 del
The scenery from my front door looks the same.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 02:39:14 [Preview] No.301816 del
Another 1.25mg down the hatch. Party hard.
Got some painful chafing where my balls meet my leg.
3 calls so far.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 02:39:49 [Preview] No.301817 del
>Got some painful chafing where my balls meet my leg.
Release them!

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 02:39:56 [Preview] No.301818 del
As a land owner and a gun owner, I genuinely worry I'm going to lose one or both. We've already lost free speech and free expression.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 02:41:23 [Preview] No.301819 del
You genuinely think the ZOG are going to come and take your house deed?

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 02:42:26 [Preview] No.301820 del
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NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 02:42:46 [Preview] No.301821 del
I not going to use terms like ZOG, but being forced to take in tenants for spare bedrooms is happening in other 'enlightened' countries. The UK had a window tax at one point.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 02:44:09 [Preview] No.301822 del
he will be cited for refusing to vaccinated and disapeared

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 02:45:51 [Preview] No.301823 del
I don't know. That sounds shit.
I don't want to be upset about what ifs and stuff I don't understand.
I'll just keep my head in the sand I guess.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 02:47:13 [Preview] No.301824 del
Now I'm in a shit mood.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 02:47:42 [Preview] No.301825 del
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Definitely not these, they always destroy my gums/roof of my mouth.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 02:49:27 [Preview] No.301826 del
Have a wank.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 02:50:00 [Preview] No.301827 del

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 02:50:21 [Preview] No.301828 del
Might have some lunch instead.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 02:50:27 [Preview] No.301829 del
Chafed wank

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 02:51:36 [Preview] No.301830 del
>my gums/roof of my mouth.
The heat they retain?

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 02:51:45 [Preview] No.301831 del
Nah just the crumb shit is like razor blades, have you never had this brand b4?

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 02:51:50 [Preview] No.301832 del
Chicken cutletts from the supermarket are just large chicken nuggets

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 02:51:59 [Preview] No.301833 del
I will have to buy an air fryer one day.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 02:52:12 [Preview] No.301834 del
We need to make a 30kg NEETburger

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 02:53:34 [Preview] No.301835 del
I find this pretty funny that no one is talking about. Google not identify this as a valid search term but Google has changed their banner.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 02:54:02 [Preview] No.301836 del
They make single servings easy to cook.
Just put a pack of tendies and half a pack of wedges in it.
Going to defrost some burger buns and have the tendies in that.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 02:54:54 [Preview] No.301837 del
I have, in both nuggers and tendies form. Can't say I've ever experienced that problem.
Sometimes I'll eat food before it's a manageable temperature and have chunks of skin lift off the roof of my mouth or gums, but that's not brand-specific

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 02:55:08 [Preview] No.301838 del
I have a feeling it would make me a second breakfasted if I had an air fryer through from over eating.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 02:55:26 [Preview] No.301839 del
All NOOTs need a non-descript charcoal grill and an air fryer and a george foreman electric skillet

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 02:55:55 [Preview] No.301840 del
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Imagine how good it'd be to get boonged with a comfy view like this

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 02:56:09 [Preview] No.301841 del
did you see today's google.com.au graphic of a bird?

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 02:56:18 [Preview] No.301842 del
I'd probably jump.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 02:57:00 [Preview] No.301843 del
Yes. That was nice. That search result was after me pressing that I wanted to search specifically for "blak history".

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 02:57:35 [Preview] No.301844 del
Maybe it is from heat, I stopped buying the crumbed ones a while ago and have been buy the tempura batter ones instead

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 02:57:46 [Preview] No.301845 del
Imagine the cost. Reasonably nice view but I don't think I could fathom the cost.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 02:58:20 [Preview] No.301846 del
Fuck that's pretty comfy

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 02:58:43 [Preview] No.301847 del
Ring Bolt cab sauv is pretty good for $20

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 02:58:46 [Preview] No.301848 del
Don't know why so many NEETs are caught up in politics. It doesn't concern them.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 02:59:17 [Preview] No.301849 del
Until it does.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 03:00:13 [Preview] No.301850 del
i wish this fucking website would decide on one flag or another for me
seppo randomly then aussie randomly

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 03:00:22 [Preview] No.301851 del
Monk have you considered that perhaps that Pajeet is celebrating this today and will not contact you?

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 03:00:58 [Preview] No.301852 del
Any fellow NEETs know when they're lowering the dole back to baseline?

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 03:01:49 [Preview] No.301853 del
That's sketch, I figured the seppo flags were you cunts using VPNs or some shit

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 03:02:02 [Preview] No.301854 del
When Britain basically gave up and the Empire crumbled.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 03:03:20 [Preview] No.301855 del
Fucking hope so.
A pajeet called me and I could barely understand him. He didn't have any of the serial numbers or IP addresses I needed either.
Felt like hanging up on him.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 03:04:26 [Preview] No.301856 del
They should have held on 2 more years and then withdrawn and nuked India in 1952 when Britain got nuclear weapons.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 03:04:32 [Preview] No.301857 del
I've always wanted to live up in a high apartmet like that.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 03:05:04 [Preview] No.301858 del
You have a right to a workplace where English is spoken correctly. State you cannot understand them and hang up, pending a phone call from somebody who can speak English.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 03:05:25 [Preview] No.301859 del
Was he like "Sir, can you please help me?" and you said no by asking him for these details?

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 03:06:40 [Preview] No.301860 del
>pending a phone call from somebody who can speak English.
He better be careful though, they might start sending tickets with garbled English that require several replies to establish it is a problem they deal with.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 03:06:42 [Preview] No.301861 del
They can't actually sack you for this, btw.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 03:07:10 [Preview] No.301862 del

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 03:07:56 [Preview] No.301863 del
One thing I like about the HA is that she tells the other Indians to speak English if they try their jibber jabber shit in the office.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 03:08:51 [Preview] No.301864 del
Australian IT infrastructure is fucking sketch in general.
We have symultaniously one of the most expensive and one of the most expensive, most unreliable and slowest networks in the world.

It's a trail of tears and has held us back for decades.
The third world legitimately has better services than we do, a whole lot of key industry is just dead in the water and outsourcing is leaving us venurable to being pushed around by foreign countries because we rely on their services.

Google is threatening to block Australians content- and they can make those kind of threats because we don't have a local provider who can take the place of google.
Australians have no data security, no privacy and no national security- China hacks us whenever they like.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 03:09:04 [Preview] No.301865 del
She has truly earned her status.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 03:09:56 [Preview] No.301866 del
She's right though: it is rude to speak some other language in front of white people.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 03:10:23 [Preview] No.301867 del
I had a jap flag before, just go to the top and select australian flag.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 03:10:45 [Preview] No.301868 del
I had to basically ask him yes or no questions.
I used the phonetic alphabet at one point but he didn't understand. Funnily enough, ex-gf and I were shopping and she used the phonetic alphabet to give her membership number at some girls clothing shop, and the white aussie girl working there said "sorry, i dont understand that system" lol

Is this true? Probably pretty blurred tbh.

Some of the Indians in the office walk over to other Indians and speak their pajeet language to help each other out. Makes my blood boil.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 03:10:49 [Preview] No.301869 del
>Australians have no data security, no privacy and no national security- China hacks us whenever they like.
oh right
just magick their way in, do they?

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 03:11:32 [Preview] No.301870 del
>Google is threatening to block Australians content
If it's just Google search I could give two fucks less. If it's YouTube that's when I am become concerned.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 03:11:35 [Preview] No.301871 del
I know how to fix it, but they've obviously got n reverse proxies with different geolocation libraries on them.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 03:12:47 [Preview] No.301872 del
>Is this true? Probably pretty blurred tbh.
You're in a country where English is the de facto professional language. If you --a native English speaker-- can't understand them, the fault lies with them not you.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 03:13:00 [Preview] No.301873 del
>I used the phonetic alphabet at one
It is very useful system. I use it every month or two I need to call TPG support when there is a local area outage. I am surprised that lady hasn't talked on the phone to foreigners where either party cannot understand each other.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 03:14:08 [Preview] No.301874 del
I like the way the Australia Media countries haven't discovered robots.txt[1] a standard that existed since 1994:


NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 03:14:29 [Preview] No.301875 del

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 03:15:01 [Preview] No.301876 del
Yeah but ultimately I can understand them if I ask them to clarify, sometimes multiple times if its over e-mail.
I'd say work wouldn't be too happy if I simply declined to work with people based on their English proficiency. Sometimes I have to ask the "Hi Pooja, do you mean to imply xyz" etc.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 03:16:12 [Preview] No.301877 del
When I worked at Internode and had to call Sun or Cisco, I would routinely ask to be put onto somebody who could speak English. Eventually you end up with an Aussie or American on the line.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 03:16:15 [Preview] No.301878 del
>just magick their way in, do they?
In European countries you have the right to request what information a company holds about, get them to delete that information using a simple request and can sue them if they violate your rights to privacy. We have very little that we have a right to have our data protected in healthcare, something about secure systems elsewhere but there is no regulation about disclosing leaks/hacks. Protection the personal freedoms of people comes at a cost but it makes a better systems. Similar to accessibility support on websites that can make it better overall to view and use.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 03:17:20 [Preview] No.301879 del
Time for a standard.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 03:17:24 [Preview] No.301880 del
>there is no regulation about disclosing leaks/hacks
Yes there is. Has been a Federal requirement for a year or two.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 03:17:40 [Preview] No.301881 del
An opal-hearted country,
A wilful, lavish land
All you who have not loved her,
You will not understand

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 03:18:56 [Preview] No.301883 del
Do you know how hard it is to type:

In that file?
Seriously the news outlets wants more money and sees it as a way of surviving when they have been cutting jobs and reducing the quality of their output. News outlets want to become a protected species.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 03:24:46 [Preview] No.301884 del
Two tendies cut up on a burger bun with garlic mayo

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 03:27:10 [Preview] No.301885 del
I wasn't aware of that change but I did read something about a change that wasn't good enough. Didn't know it became law though.

It still seems piss weak given that most HR drones probably will misinterpret this:
>Generally, an organisation or agency has 30 days to assess whether a data breach is likely to result in serious harm.
In the sense that foreseen harm in some circumstances is not always clear to the drones.

Even how they advertise it is pretty vague:
>If an organisation or agency isn’t able to contact everyone they need to, they must put the data breach notification on their website. They must also promote this data breach notification, for example, through social media, news articles or advertisements.
One of those news articles on their website that no one reads. One post about Information Security and phishing scams on the Facebook page with a note about the breach.

Even then this recourse sucks:
>If they don’t respond to your complaint, or you’re not satisfied with their response, you may complain to us.
A decent change but still very disappointing. Pretty sure you can sue in Europe for damages:

>You can claim compensation if a company or organisation hasn’t respected the data protection law and you’ve suffered material damages (for example financial loss) or non-material damages (for example distress or loss of reputation).

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 03:28:11 [Preview] No.301886 del
Where is the pic? Where is the bulge? Where is the joy?

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 03:29:03 [Preview] No.301887 del
It's a standard satisfying NOOT meal.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 03:29:07 [Preview] No.301888 del
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>Where is the joy?

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 03:29:21 [Preview] No.301889 del
A 6 pack of oaties would go down pretty well right now
I feel left out in this boongery

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 03:30:20 [Preview] No.301890 del
Get back to work.
If you're a good boy I'll make you a lamb and gravy roll afterward.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 03:30:56 [Preview] No.301891 del
>I feel left out in this boongery
I am watching those videos on databases from Berkeley.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 03:33:46 [Preview] No.301892 del
Just 6 would be fine, but you'd probably have more and become an ultraboong.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 03:33:55 [Preview] No.301893 del
I keep checking the temperature for the weather. I have lasted pretty long without the air con. It is time to power it up.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 03:39:08 [Preview] No.301894 del
Had mine on since 12

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 03:40:11 [Preview] No.301895 del
I haven't started mine.
Monaro just left though.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 03:40:33 [Preview] No.301896 del
even though it's only 24 here at the moment i feel like i need the AC on
a few days of 40 degrees and living in AC and it fucks with your perception of hot

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 03:40:56 [Preview] No.301897 del
Doors wide open m8
What google is basically threatening is to de-platform our whole country.
>google takes you off search
>other search engines that piggyback google results loose you as well
>you loose all advertising revenue through google addsense- probably your website's only income
>you loose linking services to facebook, and the advertising revenue from facebook- google owns that too.
>you loose management tools, Gmail, viewer analytics
And we just don't have another option domestically, because our IT networks are so monumentally fucked that companies all move overseas.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 03:41:56 [Preview] No.301898 del
ur loose

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 03:43:09 [Preview] No.301899 del
Maybe if I run this kind of setup the pajeets will get scared, and the white engineers will respect me more.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 03:43:30 [Preview] No.301900 del
I feel this entire google and making them pay media companies is just bizarre, if anything it's free advertising for the media companies when they appear in googles search results.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 03:43:41 [Preview] No.301901 del
I don't think search engines that piggyback google results are going to be affected. Google will just block access to their site from Australian connections

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 03:44:30 [Preview] No.301902 del
>a few days of 40 degrees
Sounds horrible

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 03:46:05 [Preview] No.301903 del
I have in 27. What is yours on?

For me it's the computer running bit by bit the temperature rises. It is still tolerable in other parts but I am starting to feel drowsy from the heat.

>it fucks with your perception of hot
True. I mostly use it for taking the edge off the heat. I have it in the bedroom but turn it off when the temperate is same as 27-25 or will be colder. I then turn on the fan on a higher setting.

>>google takes you off search
I can live with this change tbh

>>other search engines that piggyback google results loose you as well
This one will probably piss me off tbh but I will probably use ProtonVPN to get around it. Pretty good service for free.

>>you loose all advertising revenue through google addsense- probably your website's only income
Doesn't concern me.

>>you loose linking services to facebook, and the advertising revenue from facebook- google owns that too.
I don't think I will be concerned about it.

>>you loose management tools, Gmail, viewer analytics
It would be interesting to see how Google does this given I am paying extra for Google Drive ($25 a year) mostly for documents I am working on both computers and can be accessed at university. Get around this given I am a paying customer.

We both know that you will never get respect from them and that their respect isn't worth much.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 03:47:18 [Preview] No.301904 del
Murdoch is just being a fucking jew like usual

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 03:47:49 [Preview] No.301905 del
News Companies just want an alternative source of revenue and are leverage the changes as a way of getting it. Google has already formed agreements with several companies, but big two News Limited and FairFax are holding out because they won't succumb to the pressure. For some reason their industry doesn't require innovation given specific and wide range changes in the economy that happen each year.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 03:49:40 [Preview] No.301906 del
I'm surprised Google haven't stopped indexing his shit voluntarily just to hammer the point home.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 03:50:24 [Preview] No.301907 del
This was more or less my thoughts.


NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 03:51:31 [Preview] No.301908 del
They honestly should just do this if they already have agreements with other companies, just shitcan their stuff, it's mostly trash anyway.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 03:56:28 [Preview] No.301909 del
Almost 3pm.
Requesting all NEETs report in their standards consumption so far.
Who will be willing?

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 03:57:20 [Preview] No.301910 del
2 standards

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 03:59:26 [Preview] No.301911 del

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 03:59:38 [Preview] No.301912 del
half a bottle of bourbon and pepsi
nearly through this bottle of cab sauv
then i'll move onto the monsters

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 04:00:58 [Preview] No.301913 del
I had one of those white monsters the other day, they are pretty good.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 04:02:53 [Preview] No.301914 del
fucking (0) of VSOP

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 04:04:33 [Preview] No.301915 del

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 04:07:50 [Preview] No.301916 del
>be dyslexic
>try to into online
>experience difficulties
That is 100% the Jew line.
>give me the thing you made for free
>I will pay you in 'exposure'
Tech companies have been allowed to create a global monopoly which piggybacks on national taxpayer funded infrastructure and local content creators- and then spits in our eye.

Without content there is nothing to search, no users for them to spy on, no traffic to data-mine and analyse, nowhere to display adds and nobody to pay for them

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 04:10:16 [Preview] No.301917 del
>Google censorship
FOr the individual citizen it's just going to harm productivity if you work in an office or something.
But for Australian business, they could be totally cut off from global consumers and it's an execution order for domestic tech industries.

Big tech has a monopoly, and they are playing one country off against another.
They put their offices wherever there is the least tax, they move their labs wherever the taxpayer builds them the best infrastructure, they get workers from whoever funds the universities the most, they provide services to whoever lets them rip off the citizens.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 04:11:42 [Preview] No.301918 del
That's aprox 14. You're in the lead.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 04:11:50 [Preview] No.301919 del
It's true. Those companies have already cut half their work force if not more in the last ten years. Their current reporting of matters is already severely underwhelming. There are no more dedicated court reporters unless the case is high profile. Blog posts and other advertising garbage is becoming news.

It annoys me these two news companies want more and more while providing less and less. Go into any news agency and see how thin the papers published daily have become. Even when I was paying for a discounted student rate for online news, I was disappointed at how slow the news cycle moved some days. It deeply annoys me.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 04:15:14 [Preview] No.301920 del
Oh I agree with you, was just thinking how it's those two companies, and it's always those two companies who are always doing shit things.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 04:16:35 [Preview] No.301921 del
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NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 04:17:06 [Preview] No.301922 del
8.6 for the wine and 11 assuming an equal half bottle of bourbon

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 04:18:19 [Preview] No.301923 del
Based and fair dinkum'

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 04:20:46 [Preview] No.301924 del
it's fair to say our birds are cheeky cunts

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 04:21:43 [Preview] No.301925 del
>FOr the individual citizen it's just going to harm productivity if you work in an office or something.
People are expected to innovate and improve their employment skills. If you cannot be bother switching your search engine because it becomes too complicated, I feel that they are dead weight and should be fired if they cannot learn these basic skills.

>they get workers from whoever funds the universities the most, they provide services to whoever lets them rip off the citizens.
If other country want those jobs they can because I certainly don't want to do these jobs:
>Facebook’s dirty work in Ireland: ‘I had to watch footage of a person being beaten to death’
>>A year on, he says he can still picture clearly some of the content he moderated: Islamic State executions, murders, beatings, child exploitation, the torture of animals. Compounding the stress of exposure to disturbing images and videos was, he says, the pressure to make the right decision about what to do with it.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 04:22:08 [Preview] No.301926 del
off for a ride neets , expect to consoom (10) in t minus 30.....

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 04:22:09 [Preview] No.301927 del
I always enjoy these tiktoks.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 04:22:47 [Preview] No.301928 del
They are.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 04:22:59 [Preview] No.301929 del
Good luck Nuro, stay safe.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 04:23:58 [Preview] No.301931 del
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>stay safe
hell no

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 04:25:07 [Preview] No.301932 del
This news is BASED.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 04:25:47 [Preview] No.301933 del
Maybe just a 6 pack of goats...
Or a couple long necks.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 04:26:40 [Preview] No.301934 del
Keep us updated and do not use your phone as padding.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 04:27:03 [Preview] No.301935 del
You do not need them.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 04:28:02 [Preview] No.301936 del
no, dude

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 04:33:48 [Preview] No.301938 del
I don't know what else to do.
There's only so many pics you can look at on r/battlestations

Too tired to do any work or anything productive.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 04:34:06 [Preview] No.301939 del
Did someone report her?

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 04:35:16 [Preview] No.301940 del
her sister, Cheap Wine Cox

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 04:35:56 [Preview] No.301941 del
She has that methylamphetamine look.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 04:37:41 [Preview] No.301942 del
Go have a browse of r/cozyplaces

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 04:37:52 [Preview] No.301943 del
>methylamphetamine look.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 04:39:09 [Preview] No.301944 del
what's that about?

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 04:40:36 [Preview] No.301945 del
Very good recommendation.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 04:42:04 [Preview] No.301946 del
I'm gonna do some googling on how to use keyboard shortcuts to alternate between Chrome windows in different workspaces on macOS. You can switch between windows of the same app within the same workspace with Cmd + ~, but not between workspaces which is probably the biggest limit of my workflow.
I either have to change to the workspace of the different browser by navigating to that workspace (Cmd + shift + number) but the downfall of this is that I can't have workspaces keep the same number permanently which makes me bring up the workspace overview with my mouses thumb button and clicking on the workspace I see the other browser in. Which means I have to use the mouse. Just awful.

Why can't I apply this level of autism to profitable areas of my life.
might get a green top

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 04:44:29 [Preview] No.301947 del
>profitable areas of my life.
Like wank output?

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 04:46:17 [Preview] No.301948 del
Going through previous gens to try and see how many standards I'd consumed. My spreadsheet is overdue by 6 days.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 04:47:34 [Preview] No.301949 del
Good idea.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 04:48:33 [Preview] No.301950 del
Did you sort that blood test out?

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 04:49:28 [Preview] No.301951 del
Nope, I doubt places are open today.
I can do it tomorrow its not that urgent.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 04:50:36 [Preview] No.301952 del
You need to do it sooner rather than later while you're going off the piss. I am guessing they want to know how the piss has impacted your body. As bad as it sounds, the worse the results are the more support you will get.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 04:53:34 [Preview] No.301954 del
I'll sort it out, doc reckons it should be fine. I have no physical symptoms of anything. I'm otherwise in perfect health. Wonder what my lungs are like though.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 04:55:07 [Preview] No.301955 del
I still don't understand why they don't get the ID side with the photograph showing. If it is some old ladies permit and Habib with his mates are getting out of the car then it should obvious to everyone they're violating the law.

Pretty easy to determine with 90% certainty where the RBTs are with current apps. I don't recommended doing it though. It's shame we don't have the service in Australia they have in Japan where someone will come and drive your car home.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 04:56:19 [Preview] No.301956 del
> I have no physical symptoms of anything.
I am pretty certain it was you were complaining about abdomen pains. I said your body is a goon processing machine.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 04:56:54 [Preview] No.301957 del
>It's shame we don't have the service in Australia they have in Japan where someone will come and drive your car home.
There used to be such a service advertised on TV in the mid-late 90's, I'm sure of it.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 04:57:47 [Preview] No.301958 del

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 05:00:11 [Preview] No.301959 del
>Pretty easy to determine with 90% certainty where the RBTs are with current apps.
Which ones?

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 05:00:16 [Preview] No.301960 del
None. Haven't had any since than can of lamb last week.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 05:01:07 [Preview] No.301961 del
Think the big ass/high res TV as monitor + split keyboard is the way to go.

Only temporary.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 05:03:27 [Preview] No.301962 del
Hey, I used to have that brand of chair until I got so fat it broke and I needed to upgrade to one with 125 kg weight limit

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 05:06:08 [Preview] No.301963 del
I like the third one

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 05:06:43 [Preview] No.301964 del
One of those gaemer chairs? they are horrible ayway.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 05:09:57 [Preview] No.301965 del
>Love how we invaded this shithole and turned it into one of the most liveable countries on the planet within a few decades.
It's worth remembering this today, if you find yourself wondering why we should have an australia day, and what's worth celebrating. Most of the rest of the world's countries are shitholes, made that way by the people who live there. Let's keep them out of our home.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 05:11:26 [Preview] No.301966 del

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 05:12:37 [Preview] No.301967 del
Please take the time to remember this statement in whole. Always was, always will be:
Betterment of the balls at the detriment of the cock.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 05:13:12 [Preview] No.301968 del

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 05:15:47 [Preview] No.301969 del
It exists. But they charge an arm and leg. No where near as mainstream in Japan where you get pissed out of your mind and order it.

Waze, most people report police. I would avoid any areas with police as all police cars are RBTs.

There is always a lot of shit on the desks. Second one looks better for space, but I would like the third one for audio set-up.


NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 05:17:59 [Preview] No.301970 del
Making people learn new systems is incredibly time consuming, and when you as an employer must pay for training the cost is huge.

One of the reasons many moderators face so much stress is that their employer is not being transparent.
If you are transparent about what you are blocking and why, then you can have several layers of process (flagging, blocking, censoring, review etc.)
But without transparency the user does not know if their content has been flagged, other users do not know if it is blocked, and interest groups can't monitor active censorship.
Instead of having a sensible process you just expect your moderator to make the right call all the time, are forced to burn the ones who get caught slipping and create a cover-up culture to protect key staff.
Police should have to be clear whether or not they have or intent to charge someone- they are basically insinuating through mass media someone is a criminal, if the person did nothing they have no way of defending their reputation and it also puts people at risk from vigilantes.
Our state police are rats.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 05:20:44 [Preview] No.301971 del
Weber would be very unhappy if I told you all what I just got at IGA.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 05:22:12 [Preview] No.301972 del
What did you get?

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 05:23:13 [Preview] No.301973 del
and Awomen

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 05:23:27 [Preview] No.301974 del
A hand job at the checkout from the qt?

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 05:24:05 [Preview] No.301975 del
haha yeah

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 05:24:10 [Preview] No.301976 del
That cute checkout girl I ordered yesterday?

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 05:24:11 [Preview] No.301977 del
>Making people learn new systems is incredibly time consuming, and when you as an employer must pay for training the cost is huge.
You could write a script that forces each browser to change the default search domain to bing/yandex or whatever crap you wanted to run each time on boot.

>One of the reasons many moderators face so much stress is that their employer is not being transparent.
I once reported gore on Facebook. Someone mouth splattered as they were wrapped around a pole. Most likely their body was flung off a bike and wrapped around it. They said they found no problem with it in response to my report. I replied with something about how they would be smiling but their body is splattered across the road. It was deleted then.

Anyway, I don't see the benefit of having those jobs in Australia. They're truly awful. The only equivalent job is probably in the police force. It would truly traumatic and I can imagine Cenno would probably force people into these jobs.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 05:26:29 [Preview] No.301978 del
I used to hunt mermaids.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 05:27:33 [Preview] No.301979 del
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Which neet asked out that chick in the HJ's drive thru a few years ago?

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 05:27:45 [Preview] No.301980 del
I want to cuddle a woman.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 05:28:59 [Preview] No.301981 del
I would like to report creepshots are off to a good start thisafternoon.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 05:29:53 [Preview] No.301982 del
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I heard lizard lady is available

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 05:29:59 [Preview] No.301983 del
Pics or it didn't happen.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 05:30:52 [Preview] No.301984 del
Big hauls?

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 05:31:02 [Preview] No.301985 del
Not much, what about you?

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 05:31:06 [Preview] No.301986 del
In uni I took a creepshot on the bus and the flash went off
True story

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 05:31:10 [Preview] No.301987 del
Good to hear and not see them.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 05:31:13 [Preview] No.301988 del

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 05:31:37 [Preview] No.301989 del
Did you wank the image afterwards?

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 05:32:26 [Preview] No.301990 del
It's probably on a hard drive somewhere.
Been meaning to consolidate them all for like 2 years now. Still haven't found the energy.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 05:33:23 [Preview] No.301991 del
I don't like this Pepe.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 05:35:21 [Preview] No.301992 del
Betterment of the balls at the detriment of the cock.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 05:35:39 [Preview] No.301993 del
That's okay, I still like you. I had chicken wings for lunch, what about you?

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 05:37:23 [Preview] No.301994 del
Kek you noob. Although I have been wondering if I attached my phone to my belt, and had a program running in the background to take pictures every few seconds, if I could get some good creepshots that way.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 05:37:48 [Preview] No.301995 del
You have the wrong fast food chain.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 05:37:56 [Preview] No.301996 del
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Farkin Happy Australia Day ya woit dogs

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 05:38:02 [Preview] No.301997 del
I left over Chicken Parma in a sandwich with mayo.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 05:38:27 [Preview] No.301998 del
You almost had trips. Thanks anyway Wizzy.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 05:38:46 [Preview] No.301999 del
I say we celebrate australia day by getting rid of the boong flag and banning boong posts, continuing our proud traditions that began 132 years ago.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 05:39:30 [Preview] No.302001 del

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 05:39:54 [Preview] No.302002 del
Extremely poorly posted.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 05:41:13 [Preview] No.302003 del
Feeling scared and anxiety, but not sure of what.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 05:41:38 [Preview] No.302004 del
Why are parts of wizzy white? Is he only half boong?

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 05:41:54 [Preview] No.302005 del
Fucking mongodiazepines. Fuckity fuck fuck. Fuck.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 05:43:06 [Preview] No.302006 del
Have some more valium

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 05:43:27 [Preview] No.302007 del
>just change browser
I don't think you really get that Google is in control of far more than the search engine.
>We do we need these jobs
If we rely on US tech they start making demands like they are now.
If we rely on India for cheap labor they start demanding the rights of citizens.
If we rely on Chinese trade they demand Chinese law.

We should nationalize telstra on the basis of under-performance, at the very least the taxpayer would stop paying corporate profits

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 05:45:36 [Preview] No.302008 del
Google tongues my anus.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 05:45:59 [Preview] No.302009 del
>If we rely on India for cheap labor they start demanding the rights of citizens.
>If we rely on Chinese trade they demand Chinese law.
They're already doing that though.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 05:46:26 [Preview] No.302010 del
I am surprised this post isn't your standard capitalisation.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 05:47:44 [Preview] No.302011 del
>your standard capitalisation
Who do you think I am?

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 05:49:09 [Preview] No.302012 del

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 05:49:16 [Preview] No.302013 del
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Going to make this chunky chungus cry before the evening is out. Or get banned.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 05:49:58 [Preview] No.302014 del

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 05:51:03 [Preview] No.302015 del
I think you have gotten good value out of that site tbh

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 05:51:17 [Preview] No.302016 del
A pointless endeavour

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 05:52:24 [Preview] No.302017 del
In so much as discovering womens' true nature? Maybe.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 05:52:33 [Preview] No.302018 del
It's good entertainment for us other NEETs.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 05:53:00 [Preview] No.302019 del

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 05:53:35 [Preview] No.302020 del
I think it's really drawn out your whimsical side.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 05:55:06 [Preview] No.302021 del

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 05:55:33 [Preview] No.302022 del
>tfw no redheaded gf

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 05:56:26 [Preview] No.302023 del
I think this is worth more than a vile.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 05:57:37 [Preview] No.302024 del
You think this is bad, you wait

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 05:57:43 [Preview] No.302025 del
It bothers me that Nuro uses a laptop and not a real desk setup.
His disregard for ergonomics surprises me.
His situation in life may well improve if his computing productivity did as a result of getting a desk and a proper chair.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 05:58:30 [Preview] No.302026 del
He is too based to be locked down to a desk.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 05:59:09 [Preview] No.302027 del
It is surprising, given his apparent engineering and CAD/CAM experience.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 05:59:27 [Preview] No.302029 del
Imagine trying to chain someone like Nuro to a desk.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 05:59:27 [Preview] No.302028 del
might put the AC on

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 06:00:07 [Preview] No.302030 del
What's even more troubling is that the laptop he uses is an apple.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 06:01:20 [Preview] No.302031 del
running BasedOS

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 06:01:25 [Preview] No.302032 del
Well have you know, Apple has the best hardware around. So says Nuro.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 06:03:03 [Preview] No.302033 del
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How about a nice, ginger jewess?

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 06:03:28 [Preview] No.302034 del
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Come home, Nuroman

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 06:04:15 [Preview] No.302035 del
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NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 06:06:06 [Preview] No.302036 del
I imagine nuro attaches his laptop to his BASED bicycle, and shitposts while riding around and drinking goon, sometimes at the beach, sometimes on the streets, sometimes around his house.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 06:06:10 [Preview] No.302037 del
No, a white one.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 06:06:40 [Preview] No.302038 del
Indeed it is.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 06:16:56 [Preview] No.302039 del
Nuro doesn't use DNS over HTTPS.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 06:18:20 [Preview] No.302040 del
Still at 0.
Just after Monaro left I called Dad who said I was a shitcunt for not calling him for a month.
He had to go get my Nan from Cockburn because she was in NSW, which then mad him and her have to go into lockdown for 2 weeks.
Nan's home now and he's back at work.
I went and saw Nan. Now.. Finally.. I can be a boong.
Almost too exhausted to, but I must continue the eternal struggle.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 06:19:36 [Preview] No.302041 del
Awesome, that gave me a good chuckle.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 06:20:06 [Preview] No.302042 del
I have some catching up to do.
Where are you at now?
How do choofs equate to standards?

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 06:20:36 [Preview] No.302043 del
Post your choof pipe please.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 06:20:39 [Preview] No.302044 del
I haven't called or seen my Nan in ages. That situation sucks. I spoke to my Dad for the first time in a little while only because of the insurance fiasco.
I faltered, getting my boong on. Don't tell womby

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 06:20:44 [Preview] No.302045 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Et5G-SXC8Rc [Embed]

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 06:21:19 [Preview] No.302046 del

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 06:22:33 [Preview] No.302047 del
A qt gf?

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 06:22:37 [Preview] No.302048 del

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 06:22:54 [Preview] No.302049 del
Big boong energy

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 06:23:11 [Preview] No.302050 del
You too cuz

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 06:24:39 [Preview] No.302051 del
I don't have paint anymore to screencap pics.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 06:25:13 [Preview] No.302052 del
Wombler's looks of disapproval are almost as bad as Posso's.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 06:28:17 [Preview] No.302053 del
How bad is this? It only recently occurred to me that this is a bit dirty. Motherbot might be coming over next week so I should probably do something about it.

How much boong/10?

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 06:28:59 [Preview] No.302054 del
Download it you boong.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 06:29:44 [Preview] No.302055 del
That soapholder is filthy. Used and abused.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 06:30:08 [Preview] No.302056 del
Post the choof pipe. Post the bulge.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 06:30:30 [Preview] No.302057 del
That's grotty.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 06:31:01 [Preview] No.302058 del
I might have a long shower tonight. In one of those moods now.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 06:31:20 [Preview] No.302059 del
Pretty boongy.
Give it a pressure wash.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 06:36:40 [Preview] No.302060 del
How much you charging for a lick of that soap holder?

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 06:38:41 [Preview] No.302061 del
It'll have to a scrub

2 dexies


NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 06:41:24 [Preview] No.302062 del

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 06:42:09 [Preview] No.302063 del
Going to have a nap.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 06:45:10 [Preview] No.302065 del
>cleaning things

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 06:45:31 [Preview] No.302066 del
Imagine if you could find a use for the common grass that grows naturally to produce a greater yielding seed.
I don't think it would be that hard.
You could go out into your back yard, and rather than getting thousands of grass seeds stabbing in to your socks and growing wild, it had a grain yielding seed that you could grind up and make bread with.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 06:46:38 [Preview] No.302067 del
She'll be right. Just tell her not to step in the grimy bits, she's in the shower anyway so she can wash it off.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 06:47:01 [Preview] No.302068 del
My memeing internet days are over.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 06:47:20 [Preview] No.302069 del
It needs a clean.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 06:47:37 [Preview] No.302070 del
Go on.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 06:49:10 [Preview] No.302071 del
I think the dirty soap holder is the greatest shame.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 06:51:08 [Preview] No.302072 del
That was the previous tenant. I use those 'man wash' liquids that have shampoo and soap in one.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 06:53:29 [Preview] No.302073 del
I got my phone out and thought of an interesting pose where i put the bulge infront of the lense, a redtop in my bum and a light behind it.
There is a bit of gymnastics involved, but i dont have paint.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 06:54:41 [Preview] No.302074 del
You just need a good spray down with mild killer also known as bleach you dumb cunt. Absolutely vile.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 06:57:05 [Preview] No.302075 del
>Absolutely vile.
It does the job.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 06:58:00 [Preview] No.302076 del

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 06:58:10 [Preview] No.302077 del
Gotta give your showers and tubs a good cleaning once a week NEEToes, just like your penis.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 06:58:38 [Preview] No.302078 del
Post it you boong.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 06:59:47 [Preview] No.302079 del
Hey fellas.
Happy Australia Day. Or sad Invasion Day? Not sure.
What's up with this?

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 07:01:01 [Preview] No.302080 del
Today is our national day, but there's rarely a huge celebration because people are preparing to send kids back to school or driving to and from the beach

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 07:01:05 [Preview] No.302081 del
Women are fulfilled by cleaning and caring for others. Be a good son and leave it for your mummybot to take care of. She may or may not thank you for it verbally, but deep down it's what she longs for.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 07:01:16 [Preview] No.302082 del
Happy invasion day for me.
I for one am prepared to celebrate the invasion and destruction of niggers.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 07:01:51 [Preview] No.302083 del
4.8 standos and 2.5mg down the hatch
Feel like a fugitive on the run but at the same time trapped in my flat.
Need to repent at the Church of Womberism

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 07:01:57 [Preview] No.302084 del
Good morning fella. I don't really care. It is just another day.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 07:03:31 [Preview] No.302085 del

Take a rag and some iso or metho to the grout and/or silicone between the tiles. Don't let that shit stain, its dogs balls. Clean your mirrors and windows. Clean the dunny. Fish the hair out of the drain.

Best of luck

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 07:04:31 [Preview] No.302086 del
You will repent with your angus

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 07:04:37 [Preview] No.302087 del
>Need to repent at the Church of Womberism
See >>302081

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 07:04:44 [Preview] No.302088 del

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 07:05:52 [Preview] No.302089 del
Post the photos, I can't wank to drawings.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 07:06:03 [Preview] No.302090 del
The dusty Venetians have never been cleaned despite their often use. I feel bath tub will suffer the same fait.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 07:06:07 [Preview] No.302091 del
Well, then you have a day to rest. Do some work.
Have a good one.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 07:06:21 [Preview] No.302092 del
Straight into the arse?

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 07:06:38 [Preview] No.302093 del
Invasion day for the aboriginals and others that agree with them, a public holiday for most.

It's the day the first fleet arrived at the penal colony of new south wales.

Regardless, I think it's a dumb day to have our national day, it should be 1st of Jan when Australia Federated and became Independent from the British Empire.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 07:06:40 [Preview] No.302094 del
Thanks fella.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 07:06:49 [Preview] No.302095 del
I'll probably re-silicone where the tiles meet the bath. I should do the windows, but the dunny is cleaned almost daily.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 07:07:14 [Preview] No.302096 del
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That is the question our people face.
The fact that western culture existed and we must adapt to it, reaping what is good and bad from it.
But we are our blood and our culture runs deep. This is our land unna.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 07:07:44 [Preview] No.302097 del
Its a day to veg out usually

But since the rise of the justice warrior there are people who seem to gloat and revel in the pantomime of affecting offence at a practice that predates them.

Theyre pushing change just for the sake of it. I wonder what happens when they run out of causes to champion?

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 07:08:11 [Preview] No.302098 del
Have a good one m8

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 07:08:28 [Preview] No.302099 del
I wouldn't have told you it was an unopened one.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 07:08:36 [Preview] No.302100 del
Have you ever thrown a bunch of coins onto a homeless man from up there?

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 07:09:32 [Preview] No.302101 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=lQlIhraqL7o [Embed]

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 07:09:50 [Preview] No.302102 del
I'm a fucking surgeon with a gollie.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 07:09:53 [Preview] No.302103 del
I thought you were in a room and that was dirty carpet.
You're up in the air. That's not where people belong.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 07:09:55 [Preview] No.302104 del
Venetians are a cunt to clean. I'll do them too.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 07:10:32 [Preview] No.302105 del
That's pretty high aye, fuck that.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 07:11:13 [Preview] No.302106 del
Beautifully done neet.
Looks moist.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 07:11:20 [Preview] No.302107 del
Just get a duster and hit them with it.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 07:12:00 [Preview] No.302108 del
You could make a real change to society by dropping a bit of change.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 07:12:37 [Preview] No.302109 del
Imagine the amount of quarks in cruisey's bathtub

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 07:13:20 [Preview] No.302110 del
Just looking at the pic makes my head spin

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 07:14:34 [Preview] No.302111 del
Who is this working-at-heights NEETs? He's Victorian from memory. Is it constructionNEET? I thought he was a traffic controller.
Keeping track of all these anonymous cunts is doin my head in.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 07:14:41 [Preview] No.302112 del
Same, I'm scared shitless of heights.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 07:15:05 [Preview] No.302113 del
Might be a roofer

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 07:16:08 [Preview] No.302114 del
He cleans windows. He is a window cleaner chad. There was a good meme posted about it once.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 07:17:42 [Preview] No.302115 del
>the phonetic alphabet
Which one? The NATO one?

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 07:18:18 [Preview] No.302116 del
So a window licker?

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 07:19:17 [Preview] No.302117 del
Yes here is the image.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 07:19:25 [Preview] No.302118 del
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I love it, its fun. That building is the 2nd tallest in our hemisphere. I was a Combat Engineer before this so it's all relative I guess.

94 stories to abseil off as at construction, but ostensibly it lists as 86 stories. Chinese money and the phobia of 4's explains this. It was a probuild building (if you're up on melbourne infrastructure politics)

I want to do a podcast, drop knowledge instead. Have lots of ideas.

I'm abseilNEET. Plumber/Veteran/Abseiler in Vic. I lurk.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 07:20:40 [Preview] No.302119 del

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 07:20:48 [Preview] No.302120 del
I do it all bruh. Everything. Windows are the lowest tier of a huge ladder.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 07:23:18 [Preview] No.302121 del
Eureka tower?
Ever do that big tower in south yarra? I'd be able to see you if it was the south side.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 07:23:44 [Preview] No.302122 del
Only if you fill my poof pipe

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 07:24:17 [Preview] No.302123 del
>Combat Engineer

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 07:25:13 [Preview] No.302124 del

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 07:25:24 [Preview] No.302125 del
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Aurora. Youre thinking of 108. Eureka is 3rd place now. Shit building also FUCK CROWN.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 07:25:50 [Preview] No.302126 del
Have a beer with me.


Wish we were all at Posso's and Weber brought the grill, and the banjo. Shire would bring Cindy and let her talk to Monaro. Monk wouldn't hit on either of them. He would do lines and dexies in Posso's garlic growing shed with Shitey and Spergo. Monaro would hide in the house scuttling around in the laundry with Ratdog. 10k and Nuro would be in a caravan out the front with the lights on and smoke pouring out the aircon vent occasionally jumping out and scaring unnamedNEETs walking by to civic club. NK would drive by slowly pretending not to recognise us.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 07:26:08 [Preview] No.302127 del
He's in a banner too.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 07:26:20 [Preview] No.302128 del
Were you that neet on /aus/ around 2016 that advised someone interested in being a rifleman to apply to be an adgie instead?

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 07:26:56 [Preview] No.302129 del
Ok, later. Have to remove the geotag from THAT one.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 07:27:10 [Preview] No.302130 del
>10k and Nuro
10k would pin nuro down and cuddle his flabby arse.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 07:27:14 [Preview] No.302131 del
Heights scare the fuck out of me.
How do you get over the stomach in your mouth feeling?

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 07:27:39 [Preview] No.302132 del
I don't have paint.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 07:27:54 [Preview] No.302133 del
That'd be a fun get together

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 07:28:56 [Preview] No.302134 del
They'd love each other, so yeah.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 07:28:57 [Preview] No.302135 del
Fuck no. ADGies aren't much of shit. I used to post on the aussie army.org forums or whatever the url was (run by some old miner called digrar) if that helps?

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 07:29:19 [Preview] No.302136 del
Download it. Stop being silly. I am getting upset.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 07:29:55 [Preview] No.302137 del

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 07:31:18 [Preview] No.302138 del
Dunno bro, I've always been a thrillseeker. I don't know how people can sit still for so long myself. I've had a rough life though so I guess again it's relative to you.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 07:32:55 [Preview] No.302139 del
Please do not post this without a spoiler.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 07:32:58 [Preview] No.302140 del
Okay. The bloke claimed to have been in the army (I don't remember what role) and he said that the ADGies get better conditions or something.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 07:34:25 [Preview] No.302141 del
Going to go shave my face and neck.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 07:35:10 [Preview] No.302142 del
All the gym NEETs would go from the garlic growing shed to the big shed, Possum Zion and feed them your cucumbers. Then get on your squatting press, leaving in dripping in chadNEET sweat. They'd walk through your pumpkin patch while going back and forth from the squatter to the shed for more lines and getting beers out of the 3ft blow up pool full of ice you're sitting in.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 07:36:34 [Preview] No.302143 del
I'd have long talks with Weber in 10's caravan. Everyone here needs to get a few things straight. I think I'd have to have a straight talk with a few of you there.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 07:37:18 [Preview] No.302144 del
Did you get vertigo or something when you first did it?

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 07:37:24 [Preview] No.302145 del
Honestly yeah, air force are treated better, its more casual with rank and they have a higher personal responsibility. It's a classier service. I dislike ADG over my corps for the fact they are stationary and their dogs only do cop dog shit. Ay dogs do bombs AND (ostensibly) personnel too. More robust. Just a personal preference. You WILL get hazed by real men if you're an ADGie. Fair is fair.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 07:37:38 [Preview] No.302146 del
>Monk wouldn't hit on either of them. He would do lines and dexies in Posso's garlic growing shed with Shitey and Spergo
I literally spat coffee all over my computer monitors when I read that bit. It was s fine mist. It is everywhere.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 07:40:33 [Preview] No.302147 del
We really need to do a NEET meetup. I'd genuinely drive to SA to get boonged in cruiseys backyard or some random paddock somewhere.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 07:41:45 [Preview] No.302148 del
No, more like the desire to take a million selfies tbh.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 07:42:52 [Preview] No.302149 del
Fuuuuck some cunt on a minesite 3 hours south of port headland in bum fuck idaho wants me to update SSL on his Windows Server 2012 box

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 07:42:54 [Preview] No.302150 del
I'm in Sydney

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 07:43:09 [Preview] No.302151 del
I bet girls are impressed by the job lol.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 07:44:03 [Preview] No.302152 del
I'd give ya a lift.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 07:44:24 [Preview] No.302153 del
There's not really a convenient location for a NEETup.
Maybe some country town between Melbourne, adelaide and sydney

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 07:45:45 [Preview] No.302154 del
I'll probably be driving to my friends house in Dubbo in march/april, could stop somewhere on the way

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 07:46:47 [Preview] No.302155 del
Lets just go to Canberra, I've never been

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 07:47:12 [Preview] No.302156 del

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 07:47:20 [Preview] No.302157 del
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Yup. I've seen some tiddies n shid.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 07:47:31 [Preview] No.302158 del
What is he consuming?

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 07:47:55 [Preview] No.302160 del

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 07:48:09 [Preview] No.302161 del
Looks like a can of corn to me

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 07:48:13 [Preview] No.302162 del
Canberra is a nice clean, albeit boring city.

I enjoyed my trip there in 2019.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 07:48:32 [Preview] No.302163 del

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 07:49:32 [Preview] No.302164 del
A big bonfire near a river with swags.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 07:49:44 [Preview] No.302165 del
Sounds hot

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 07:50:51 [Preview] No.302166 del

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 07:51:13 [Preview] No.302167 del

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 07:51:33 [Preview] No.302168 del
Meet at Craigs.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 07:51:51 [Preview] No.302169 del
Finally finished my first windows machine. It's similar to exploiting linux machines during the early stages, but I find it much harder when you get shell access because I don't really understand how the fuck windows works internally.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 07:51:55 [Preview] No.302170 del
30 mins.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 07:52:14 [Preview] No.302171 del
Good playlist, listening through it now

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 07:52:25 [Preview] No.302172 del
You're a lucky fella.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 07:52:45 [Preview] No.302173 del
It's a bit far for Sydney neets

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 07:52:58 [Preview] No.302174 del
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Old miner, guaranteed HODL fag

Charge him in link. He'll ask you how you know.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 07:53:20 [Preview] No.302175 del
Wipe it!

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 07:53:41 [Preview] No.302176 del
The esky lid would serve as a floating platter of wicked wings, with sides of potato and gravy for dipping.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 07:58:34 [Preview] No.302177 del
I'm married, G

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 08:01:43 [Preview] No.302178 del
I'd be up for it, like I said, I'd give some syd NEETs a lift, got 3 seats available.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 08:02:46 [Preview] No.302179 del
Do you have to do it onsite?

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 08:02:54 [Preview] No.302180 del
They were almost something big.
In my mind they were the closest to an Australian revival. There was a fair few people in it for a bit.
My dad lived with a band called Bullamakanka in Toowoomba who were part of it. It had all the right bits of Australiana in it. Especially for where it was from. It was a mix of jackeroos from out towards Mt Isa and some sort of city surfy hippy tradie thing that I don't know if it has a name.
Driving a xb ute, listening to ozarks mt band on 8track, working for the railways smoking dope and burning your moustace. A high vis and hardhat.
Lizbef has the same makings of it.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 08:04:39 [Preview] No.302181 del
The caravan will be Nuro's, i wasn't paying attention on how 10k and whore got there. Nuro will go down the coast and pick you all up in it, and you will all thank him for being as based as he is.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 08:05:05 [Preview] No.302182 del

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 08:05:09 [Preview] No.302183 del
Whereabouts in the states are you?

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 08:05:15 [Preview] No.302184 del
>potato and gravy for dipping

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 08:05:42 [Preview] No.302185 del
I'm not sure it's legal to smuggle NEETs interstate in a caravan.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 08:06:11 [Preview] No.302186 del
I want nuro to give me a dink from brisbane to the nsw butthole on his bike. And maybe a cheeky coffee enema too, no homo.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 08:06:35 [Preview] No.302187 del
I am a best Aian.
That should be a word filter.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 08:06:50 [Preview] No.302188 del
South Australia = best A

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 08:07:18 [Preview] No.302189 del
Imagine telling Nuro the enema is no homo but then when he puts the syringe in he sees how hard you get.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 08:07:41 [Preview] No.302190 del
I can hear you gasping from here.
You're going to need another bag of ice in the pool.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 08:07:57 [Preview] No.302191 del
Nuro is above the law.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 08:08:50 [Preview] No.302192 del
In the caravan shower, there's just clamps and a hose.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 08:09:42 [Preview] No.302193 del
Don't pretend you wouldn't crack a woody when Nuro snapped the glove.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 08:11:20 [Preview] No.302194 del

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 08:15:32 [Preview] No.302195 del
Screaming Carrington Cabaret

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 08:16:28 [Preview] No.302196 del
Big Drop?

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 08:19:27 [Preview] No.302197 del
On my 6th beer.
Hoping for no more calls. Could go a long neck.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 08:21:13 [Preview] No.302198 del
4.9 standards
6 or 7 choofs
It was a vote against communists and i hope that you did too.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 08:22:23 [Preview] No.302199 del
plz poast

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 08:24:07 [Preview] No.302200 del
You drink too much.
You all need way more than I do to get smashed.
I'm on my third beer and this is the most I've had in ages.
You need to start smoking choof.
Ideally then getting a regular supply of codeine. There's just some days, you know.
Only need a little of each at regular, consistent intervals.
He's been driving for years, sometimes it feels like forever.
Peak hour, five minutes. You think that's easy, just try it.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 08:24:33 [Preview] No.302201 del
I have no memes lef.t.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 08:25:48 [Preview] No.302202 del
Fucking redgum.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 08:26:07 [Preview] No.302203 del

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 08:26:35 [Preview] No.302204 del
Post that bulge.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 08:26:40 [Preview] No.302205 del
Heavy poofter sports feels.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 08:27:04 [Preview] No.302206 del

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 08:27:18 [Preview] No.302207 del
Not in a state to be smoking choof. The standards and valium are enough.
Just said 'no worries dude' to a female customer who called up regarding server performance.
Pissing myself about this wallstreetbets hedge fund fiasco.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 08:30:27 [Preview] No.302208 del
>>302201 I'd have a beer with you, just to shake your hand

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 08:32:35 [Preview] No.302209 del
If I were you, I'd pop a valium to keep the anxiety away then pack a massive mt fuji cone and trip balls without any fear.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 08:39:52 [Preview] No.302210 del
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It'd have to be a joint which I'd be keen for.
I just know that if that happened someone would call with a complex issue and I'd end up needing to write a powershell script to dump queued packets from a private queue with certain headers or whatever

I might have a little choof, a longneck or two, some more valies and get zonked on the couch watching a doco on military naval history or some shit. In a decent mood despite the sleep dep

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 08:43:46 [Preview] No.302211 del
This has been a great thread

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 08:45:00 [Preview] No.302212 del
Cooking chicken.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 08:45:13 [Preview] No.302213 del
Is anyone else besides mong on benzos at the moment? We could have a group tally, as well as group tally of standards. Together we are stronger.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 08:46:20 [Preview] No.302214 del
It'll be great when nuro gives me a coffee enema while showing me the creepshots he got at the beach today, so I can pretend my little neetstick is hard and throbbing for non homo reasons.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 08:46:35 [Preview] No.302215 del
I fucked up and smoked weed last week, if I didn't I would have made it to three months without it.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 08:50:10 [Preview] No.302216 del
Chicken helmets.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 08:50:16 [Preview] No.302217 del
Palindromic approval.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 08:51:03 [Preview] No.302218 del
>Not in a state to be smoking choof.
You're a gay cunt. Smoke your cone.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 08:52:29 [Preview] No.302219 del
Mildura, on the river. With a sheet of acid and 30kg of oranges. 30 min.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 08:52:49 [Preview] No.302220 del
Gerbil up my arse.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 08:53:01 [Preview] No.302221 del
I think I have found happiness.
Craig is the key.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 08:53:55 [Preview] No.302222 del
I have a bottle of valium incase I have a panic attack, I don't use them for recreational use though, they just make me sleepy and tired.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 08:55:08 [Preview] No.302223 del
Some other day

Its my bedtime.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 08:55:45 [Preview] No.302224 del
The bong is smashed. I don't have any plastic bottles either.
I kept the stem and cone. Might have a powerade bottle in the bin somewhere.
That kind of boongery is below me though.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 08:56:03 [Preview] No.302225 del
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Helloo Nyets.

Kino Afternoone, Das Moonrise.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 08:56:40 [Preview] No.302226 del
>That kind of boongery is below me

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 08:56:59 [Preview] No.302227 del
Hi Nuro. I hope the moon recharged your chakras.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 08:57:41 [Preview] No.302228 del
You're an excellent person.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 08:57:47 [Preview] No.302229 del
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obligiatory creepshot, this chick was arguing with her frends after getting slapped on the ass. She was randy as fuck. Quite possibly steve irwins neice...

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 08:58:09 [Preview] No.302230 del
The pillars of pill popping.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 08:58:34 [Preview] No.302231 del
Too many munted gravity bongs and garden hoses back in the day
I've inhaled enough burnt plastic for a lifetime

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 08:58:53 [Preview] No.302232 del
Mate. It's fucking Australia Day and you need to crack another one and listen to red gum with me.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 08:59:17 [Preview] No.302233 del
Get some garden hose.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 08:59:30 [Preview] No.302234 del
roll a jay you dumb fuck

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 08:59:44 [Preview] No.302235 del
You do this to make us randy.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 09:00:09 [Preview] No.302236 del
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>>302232 senpai I...

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 09:00:53 [Preview] No.302237 del
I ate chicken.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 09:01:23 [Preview] No.302238 del
Red Gum? More like RED BUM

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 09:02:45 [Preview] No.302239 del
Did you go down there and give her a lecture on sun safety?

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 09:02:52 [Preview] No.302240 del
a very good joke

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 09:03:56 [Preview] No.302241 del
Post that hard bulge.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 09:04:03 [Preview] No.302242 del

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 09:04:44 [Preview] No.302243 del
If I fuckin want
Only got one dart left, the joint will have to be weak
Friday night I greened out and slept on the couch
Saturday night I gooned out and slept on the couch

I haven't done any cone head engineering in years, I'm sure I could make something with the stem I kept and have a cheeky little cone

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 09:05:00 [Preview] No.302244 del
I'll give you a red bum in a minute.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 09:05:07 [Preview] No.302245 del
Too many steps.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 09:05:23 [Preview] No.302246 del
With what?

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 09:05:30 [Preview] No.302247 del
Don't let the balls touch.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 09:05:52 [Preview] No.302248 del
My mouth.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 09:05:56 [Preview] No.302249 del
Build me up just wont you tear me down.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 09:06:08 [Preview] No.302250 del
Evening Nuro. Based as usual.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 09:06:54 [Preview] No.302251 del
Use a can. Just punch some holes in avb tinnie.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 09:07:14 [Preview] No.302252 del
Keep your morals intact.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 09:08:25 [Preview] No.302253 del
Easier to just use an apple

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 09:11:37 [Preview] No.302254 del
Okay. Have you got an apple.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 09:13:01 [Preview] No.302255 del
A capsicum might do

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 09:13:14 [Preview] No.302256 del
This is very good.
Do any of you listen to this.
This is some incredibly good Australian culture.


NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 09:13:26 [Preview] No.302257 del

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 09:14:21 [Preview] No.302258 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=EVOIg_lHRzk [Embed]

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 09:15:27 [Preview] No.302259 del
As far as Redgum goes, I only like HMAS Australia.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 09:15:34 [Preview] No.302260 del

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 09:18:20 [Preview] No.302261 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=RN6OmOvQqNA [Embed]

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 09:26:14 [Preview] No.302262 del
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I need some boong pussy. Prime boong sluts from Pt Pirie or Augusta. UNNA fucking AAAAAAAAAAAARgh. Need to smash that always was slit.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 09:26:35 [Preview] No.302263 del
Don't have any capsicums

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 09:26:47 [Preview] No.302264 del
That is pretty good. Never heard of that.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 09:27:51 [Preview] No.302265 del
Looks like a gook though

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 09:28:02 [Preview] No.302266 del
She is very attractive. Probably only about 10% boong though.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 09:29:22 [Preview] No.302267 del
10% is enough to feel connection to country. It's a spiritual endeavour.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 09:30:07 [Preview] No.302268 del
You want to feel connection to pussy.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 09:30:44 [Preview] No.302269 del
I might cook more chicken legs.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 09:32:43 [Preview] No.302270 del
Got it on the first shot
Master boong engineer

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 09:33:19 [Preview] No.302271 del
I'd piss on her.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 09:40:34 [Preview] No.302272 del

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 09:44:18 [Preview] No.302273 del
I'm not sharing.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 09:46:42 [Preview] No.302274 del
Fucking cruisey gets me all hyped up for his australia day shit and has nothing to say about my bong
Just fucking typical

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 09:53:33 [Preview] No.302275 del
He's probably just hitting the bong himself.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 09:55:01 [Preview] No.302276 del
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My mate seemed to have liked the bong you made.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 09:56:14 [Preview] No.302277 del

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 09:56:22 [Preview] No.302278 del
It was cruiseys design

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 10:02:14 [Preview] No.302279 del
Nice bilge, the trick to getting an air tight fit is to just burn a small hole, then jam the hose in and gape it.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 10:03:30 [Preview] No.302280 del
Gotta agree with anons mate, this bong is poopoo.
Those water bottles are flimsy as fuck too aren't they? Gonna be aids ripping cones through it.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 10:03:48 [Preview] No.302281 del
Went with the old heat up the scissors, pierce a small hole, open it a bit with a flame and ram that stem right in

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 10:05:16 [Preview] No.302282 del
Looks like something Nuro would engineer.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 10:07:29 [Preview] No.302283 del
Why don't computer nerds form unions to protect themselves against 457/h1b visas, and other depredations? I bet if they went on strike and turned off all the country's business and government IT systems, those programs would soon be cancelled.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 10:08:18 [Preview] No.302284 del
was it kfc?

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 10:09:01 [Preview] No.302285 del
>gape it
Is that an industry term?

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 10:10:00 [Preview] No.302286 del
Good unna

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 10:10:09 [Preview] No.302287 del
Because Pajeet would join and make a fuss about anti-discrimination laws for the union got disbanded.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 10:11:10 [Preview] No.302288 del
I was off rubbing my cock on Monaro's arse while she did the dishes. then said that she needs to fix a broken nail before nyhting.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 10:12:06 [Preview] No.302289 del
Cruiser's Cone Construction Co

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 10:12:25 [Preview] No.302290 del

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 10:13:30 [Preview] No.302291 del
Did you have a wank to that boong chick Cruisey?

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 10:14:22 [Preview] No.302293 del
No, I saved her for you.
She is still pure.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 10:15:40 [Preview] No.302294 del
Fun as I remember it. Mine would becoming laughingly annoyed when I got the cock near her face while she was watching her gook netflix shows

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 10:16:26 [Preview] No.302295 del
Weber would never come to Posso's and Posso would crack the shits I brought him and invited everyone else.
The Mildura trek sounds like the best bet.
Monaro can cook us bakes goods in weber's charcoal oven.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 10:17:32 [Preview] No.302296 del
Monaro starts yelling in korea
Tesso mihani, chin chah.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 10:17:39 [Preview] No.302297 del
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Had two pints with two ex coworkers as a goodbye thing. Now I'm back at home. Tried testing the waters to see if anyone was keen to hang for a bit, no bites.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 10:18:11 [Preview] No.302298 del
Man it will be awkward meeting you guys not sure I will come, Ive only met a handful of people off the internet. (But I knew them for a while online and both in Sydney)

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 10:18:34 [Preview] No.302299 del
My life is not as bad as i makes me feel.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 10:19:13 [Preview] No.302300 del
It will probably be just as gay.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 10:19:43 [Preview] No.302301 del
Going to stop drinking.
Going to start eating.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 10:20:30 [Preview] No.302302 del
Good. Im 50 days clean of booze

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 10:20:38 [Preview] No.302303 del
I have most of a pack of tendies and a half pack of wedges that I half cooked in the airfryer, then took out because I only wat=nted two tendies.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 10:21:09 [Preview] No.302304 del
What do you do a=with all your precioius spare time?

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 10:21:32 [Preview] No.302305 del

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 10:22:47 [Preview] No.302306 del
Gym, read, whatever. Was going to do ket but my friends online order got fked

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 10:24:38 [Preview] No.302307 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=_-JzxX75oYc [Embed]

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 10:24:43 [Preview] No.302308 del

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 10:24:59 [Preview] No.302309 del
Good night NEETs. Sleep right.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 10:25:23 [Preview] No.302310 del
Was the online order for domnoes?

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 10:25:42 [Preview] No.302311 del

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 10:26:39 [Preview] No.302312 del

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 10:27:56 [Preview] No.302313 del
when do i have to be in mildura?

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 10:29:57 [Preview] No.302314 del

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 10:30:30 [Preview] No.302315 del
don't lie to me
you cunts aren't that organised

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 10:31:49 [Preview] No.302316 del
I was jking, not sure I will even go...

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 10:32:49 [Preview] No.302317 del
you'll get in the corvette and shut the fuck up

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 10:33:11 [Preview] No.302319 del
Fk u, why are you so rude

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 10:34:14 [Preview] No.302320 del
Anyone here watch/listen to any conspiracy stuff? Just for fun, not to believe

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 10:34:21 [Preview] No.302321 del
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Goodnight NEETs

Goodnight NEET

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 10:34:40 [Preview] No.302322 del
I used to

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 10:34:52 [Preview] No.302323 del
Want an erotic story of Cruisey making love to his Monaro.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 10:34:57 [Preview] No.302324 del
weber is grunting on the zapruder tape

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 10:36:31 [Preview] No.302325 del
Gook night.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 10:36:58 [Preview] No.302326 del
We could all take the same long weekend one time and head to Mildura. Should take the best part of a day for all of us to get there.
Boonged on Friday and Saturday, head back Sunday/Monday.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 10:37:05 [Preview] No.302327 del
A video would be better.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 10:37:21 [Preview] No.302328 del
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NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 10:39:49 [Preview] No.302329 del
TGAT ois the ANGKLe

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 10:41:19 [Preview] No.302331 del
She has let me film a couple times, but then delete it afterwards,

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 10:41:49 [Preview] No.302332 del
That would be perfect

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 10:43:06 [Preview] No.302333 del
You pretend to delete it afterwards.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 10:43:23 [Preview] No.302334 del
What act did you film?

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 10:46:50 [Preview] No.302335 del
Considered this many times with ex. She was up for it. I was lazy and didn't do my research into apps or scripts that would save video files into hidden folders.
Fuck, imagine the wank bank I'd have now...

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 10:47:45 [Preview] No.302336 del
Hidden cameras are the way to go.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 10:49:31 [Preview] No.302337 del
Thanks to the vac tube, we're able to post here today on /ausneets/

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 10:53:01 [Preview] No.302338 del
Had some benzos.
Gonna have a wank and sleep.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 10:54:42 [Preview] No.302339 del
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NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 10:56:15 [Preview] No.302340 del
She just smiled and turned away.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 10:56:32 [Preview] No.302341 del

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 10:57:59 [Preview] No.302342 del
Honk honk.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 10:58:40 [Preview] No.302343 del
There's a corregated road up north fron pt augusta

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 10:58:57 [Preview] No.302344 del
cattle grids and river beds

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 10:59:15 [Preview] No.302345 del
night all
Gonna dream of driving to Mildura while shouting at cruisey

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 10:59:50 [Preview] No.302346 del
That's a highway.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 11:00:15 [Preview] No.302347 del
Unfollowed the ex on instagram
Been trying to do it for months
Thankyou diazepam. Now to download her facebook photos and do the same there

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 11:00:20 [Preview] No.302348 del
I'd going to dream about being yelled at.
Good night.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 11:01:10 [Preview] No.302349 del
Thank yu rofu the correction. You are right.
The open gap between the truth and lies.
Politicials sell it's heart for a passtime.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 11:02:46 [Preview] No.302350 del
The pa
Band is blowing dixe
you feel alright when you hear the mucis ring

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 11:03:22 [Preview] No.302351 del
Having a wine. A Big Drop.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 11:04:14 [Preview] No.302352 del
It's over.
I think she's in Brisbane anyway.
Feel like having a blister pack of valium and a bottle of bowlers run.
I want a dart.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 11:04:31 [Preview] No.302353 del

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 11:04:52 [Preview] No.302354 del
Nuro is going to use her as a slampig.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 11:05:45 [Preview] No.302355 del

You shut your fucking trap cunt

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 11:06:01 [Preview] No.302356 del
I want off this ride.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 11:07:41 [Preview] No.302357 del
I'm at that awkward point in the night where I think there's another beer in the fridge but I can't be sure.
Preparing for the disappointment.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 11:09:34 [Preview] No.302358 del
A big old Melbourne Bitter! Fuck yeah!


NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 11:12:51 [Preview] No.302359 del
A Columbian cum slut for the based one.
Spitting cum on to her puckered arsehole so he can smash that ring and cum of her perky tits.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 11:13:11 [Preview] No.302360 del
>tfw thingking about monks ex

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 11:13:43 [Preview] No.302361 del
Reach deeper into the pool, possum is sitting on one.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 11:18:03 [Preview] No.302362 del

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 11:19:20 [Preview] No.302363 del
>Bad juju man, bad juju!
I can't stop thinking about how modern leftism has just reinvented all of the centuries old beliefs in mystical forces, magical phrases, names and curses.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 11:21:46 [Preview] No.302364 del
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Another valium going down
Don't give a fuck anymore
Let me wake up on a beach in Geelong drinking rocket fuels for all I care

I was always destined for the boong life, ever since I was a kid
My head is so fucking full of shit, I don't even know which conversations I've said out loud, which I've had internally, or which I've muttered to myself while checking out the hard rubbish through the venetians
It doesn't even matter anymore. This is it for me. A fucking povo deadshit cunt in a 1 bedroom looking at the walls with an empty drug fucked head.
Sorry to be a poofter, I've just been stressed for far too long.
You know that scene in Midnight Express (1978) where they're all walking in circles in an underground cell? That's fucking me on the daily mate

https://youtube.com/watch?v=uO7DiYjgfRs [Embed]

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 11:22:56 [Preview] No.302365 del
Still waiting for that erotic story.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 11:24:30 [Preview] No.302366 del
Oh mother, tell your children
Not to do what I have done

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 11:25:51 [Preview] No.302367 del
Possum worked as an uncreditted session musician for mark knopfler once.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 11:26:56 [Preview] No.302368 del
It's okay, you never needed to be some super successful whatever.

Just settle for what you can be, but be virtuous about it, also keep on going with kicking the grog.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 11:28:07 [Preview] No.302369 del

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 11:30:30 [Preview] No.302370 del
>you never needed to be some super successful whatever.

It was near beaten into me that I had to be. I was to be the first university graduate and first non-bluecollar, non-pisshead of the lineage. Funy how thats turned out

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 11:35:20 [Preview] No.302371 del
I thought this may have been the case, a lot of parents drum this into their kids these days, or even teachers do it.

Honestly it's your life, you can do what ever the fuck you want, don't do something for your parents, teachers or society for that matter.

Do what matters to you.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 11:35:43 [Preview] No.302372 del
fuck me its snowing again
i wanna go out and do skids but ive got finals tommorow FUUUCK

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 11:38:16 [Preview] No.302373 del
Have a wank.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 11:38:56 [Preview] No.302374 del
It is genetic.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 11:41:10 [Preview] No.302375 del
Wrote the seneca quote on the wall

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 11:45:14 [Preview] No.302377 del
Listening to Hotel California, wondering how I can get more darts and a long neck delivered

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 11:47:13 [Preview] No.302378 del
We are all just prisoners here, of our device

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 11:47:38 [Preview] No.302379 del
arent cigs overpriced as fuck in australia?

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 11:49:27 [Preview] No.302380 del
$40 for 20 ciggies

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 11:53:29 [Preview] No.302381 del
fuck me i can buy almost 6 packs of marlboro gold for that
and i thought its too expensive when they raised the price by 20czk last year

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 11:54:13 [Preview] No.302382 del
Ordered beers on uber eats. Left pajeet a note to get me some darts for a 50 dollar golden ticket, lets see if he pulls through.
Boongin aint easy cunts. Being stuck in these 4 walls with no one to talk to but you blokes is like a form of torture

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 11:55:54 [Preview] No.302383 del
I wish we could help you

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 11:56:26 [Preview] No.302384 del
Pajeet will be silently judging sir.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 11:56:48 [Preview] No.302385 del
Wish anyone could

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 11:58:58 [Preview] No.302386 del

Thinking of that scene from Life of Brian where brian writes 'Romanes eunt domus' on the wall.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 12:00:49 [Preview] No.302387 del
I am becometh Cpt. Willard

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 12:08:20 [Preview] No.302388 del
Disappointed in Cruisey.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 12:11:18 [Preview] No.302389 del
For encouraging you to get boonged?

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 12:13:11 [Preview] No.302390 del
Encouraging me, and then abandoning me.
Like most things, I'll just have to do it my fucking self. If this shitskin cunt doesn't bring darts I'm just gonna go to bed.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 12:14:58 [Preview] No.302391 del
Cruisey is feckless.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 12:18:36 [Preview] No.302392 del
>There's a delay. Its taking longer than expected to find a "delivery person".
Get your fucking shit together Kamal. It's a 30 dollar order with the offer of an extra 50.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 12:23:18 [Preview] No.302393 del
Lets see if Nabeel will get my smokes

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 12:25:35 [Preview] No.302394 del
Monk and the indecent proposal

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 12:27:34 [Preview] No.302395 del
You're davo from fat pizza

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 12:28:20 [Preview] No.302396 del
Fucking pajeets... They just lie through their teeth.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 12:31:42 [Preview] No.302397 del
I should not laugh at you.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 12:32:30 [Preview] No.302398 del

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 12:34:16 [Preview] No.302399 del
Old mate came through in the end. Bringing me fuckin darts like a champ. Guess he found his card after all

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 12:38:07 [Preview] No.302400 del
Show him bobs and vagene.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 12:39:44 [Preview] No.302401 del
Monks an iPhone chad

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 12:42:02 [Preview] No.302402 del
>iPhone chad

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 12:49:25 [Preview] No.302403 del
Dhanyavaad Nabeel, enjoying my peroni and dart and benzos and The Doors

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 12:50:13 [Preview] No.302404 del
We need a photograph of this boonglyfe scene.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 12:51:21 [Preview] No.302405 del
Describe a scene Francis Ford Coppola might use to capture the moment

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 13:06:49 [Preview] No.302406 del
Feel like monk after he’s blasted a rothy

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 13:20:30 [Preview] No.302407 del
Just made a drunken benzo'd post on Slack.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 13:59:05 [Preview] No.302408 del
Made a big slack post about that issue between web and app servers.
Something API related I could't figure out.
Not waking up any engineers. Too fucked up to deal with that.

Seroquel time

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 14:51:00 [Preview] No.302409 del
This is bullshit
Production server goes down and all I can do is post logs and wait for an engineer to do something about it.

Feel like complaining to the CTO.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 15:32:59 [Preview] No.302410 del
Want food

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 16:19:41 [Preview] No.302411 del
I'm cooking food.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 16:25:34 [Preview] No.302412 del
dont forget to eat big boy

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 16:29:16 [Preview] No.302413 del
My room has curtains.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 16:41:16 [Preview] No.302414 del
Microwaves don't work in space.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 18:18:07 [Preview] No.302415 del
Morning Neets
We're up early to catch the train into the city, yay.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 19:05:16 [Preview] No.302416 del
Haven't really slept. Been drifting in and out of sleep all night while I lay on my beanbag watching youtube videos. This is fucked.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 19:28:40 [Preview] No.302417 del
Good morning NEETs. I have had a poor sleep too. I am off to Jambaroo Action Park soon.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 19:31:37 [Preview] No.302418 del
Screens don't let you sleep, silly


NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 19:47:01 [Preview] No.302419 del
It is a quality piece of boong technology.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 19:55:51 [Preview] No.302420 del
>no one to talk to but you blokes is like a form of torture
wwll I never.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 19:57:03 [Preview] No.302421 del
Oof. I sort of blacked out there. Sorry.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 19:59:34 [Preview] No.302422 del
>Dhanyavaad Nabeel
this came up when looking at it. #
https://youtube.com/watch?v=4XM1b8NgbRE [Embed]

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NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 20:01:56 [Preview] No.302424 del
Good morning friends.
Still half cut, the room is spinning, my stomach is gurgling and the tendons in my leg feel over stretched.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 20:34:30 [Preview] No.302425 del

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 20:55:26 [Preview] No.302428 del

Uber boonged. UltraBoonged. Boongerificated.
4-5 hours sleep. Still have standards and benzos flowing through me. Significant loss of fine motor control. Heavily stumbled to the kitchen sink to drink water like someone just rescued from sea.
"Not tonight" I think to myself in my half baked half asleep state.
Here we go again.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 21:01:24 [Preview] No.302430 del
Good morning my friend.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 21:01:41 [Preview] No.302431 del
Even lesbians hate tranny freaks.
Even notice how you don't really hear about older lesbians? It's literally just young dumb girls experimenting and gaining social media points.

Trannies get the rope

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 21:08:34 [Preview] No.302432 del
1.25mg valium, half a scoop of pre-workout down the hatch.
This will be a tough morning

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 21:10:24 [Preview] No.302433 del
Vile behaviour.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 21:14:50 [Preview] No.302434 del
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NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 21:18:57 [Preview] No.302436 del
Cut the shit out of my thumb on the broken pepper grinder the ex got me as I was taking out the bin.
Deserve it

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 21:19:42 [Preview] No.302437 del
Sitting in an empty car park with a small big breaky burger meal with a short white and an extra shot.
Cool breeze is making my eyes water.
The gremlins are on a new level of gurgling, think I'm still pissed, I feel too good.
Straight up kino, got Nuro vibes.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 21:21:18 [Preview] No.302438 del
Morning, you're up early.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 21:22:36 [Preview] No.302439 del
Sorry I crashed before you got your boong on. You started too late.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 21:25:39 [Preview] No.302440 del
An empty steel blue box slaps against the chicken wire fence, leaves rustle along the footpath. Thinking about a beer for lunch. Late for the wage but feeling OK. Hope I don't get the runs. The grog bog is still to come.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 21:27:30 [Preview] No.302441 del
Can't find my darts
Don't know where they could possibly be

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 21:30:37 [Preview] No.302444 del
I can only imagine I chucked them in the bin but I doubt it

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 21:39:02 [Preview] No.302445 del
18 standards last night.
This can't go on.
No more. For real.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 21:40:28 [Preview] No.302446 del
yeah yeah yeah

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 21:46:21 [Preview] No.302447 del
if you spread your dick hole with your fingers a tiny bit before sending nudes tghe girl will think youre a Leo. i read it in Cosmopolitan

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 21:49:58 [Preview] No.302448 del
$50 well spent

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 21:50:05 [Preview] No.302449 del
(2.40 MB 1280x720 -oiTDosenQ9zfGFo.mp4)
Someone telling Joe Biden through an ear piece to salute the marines, instead of saluting he says, "salute the marines" to them.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 21:50:53 [Preview] No.302450 del
That was just the tip he gave pajeet. So it was more like $90 or $100 well spent. Booze extra.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 21:51:17 [Preview] No.302451 del
They can all tell I am a Libra, I lack the confidence to gape my doodle

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 21:52:25 [Preview] No.302452 del
I looked up pajoots name this morning.
He does iPhone comparison videos.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 21:53:13 [Preview] No.302453 del
he should do gaped doodle comparison videos

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 21:53:49 [Preview] No.302454 del
I found em. Had put them in my boong box in the wardrobe like a good boy

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 21:53:57 [Preview] No.302455 del
Had to clench my arse when I went in to a cow orkers office.
These gremlins are particularly ravenous this morning.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 21:54:22 [Preview] No.302456 del
if only you'd put a lit one in there and passed out

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 22:09:51 [Preview] No.302457 del
I hope there's still at least half a pack

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 22:11:00 [Preview] No.302458 del
ffs, fell asleep for 90 minutes, then some mongs woke me up with powersaws and hammers in the same building

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 22:15:39 [Preview] No.302459 del
Trying to hold off on having a poo
Don't want to go back and forth

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 22:19:58 [Preview] No.302460 del
poo your pants

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 22:20:10 [Preview] No.302461 del
The guy's out to lunch. Good thing the jews are switched on and in control.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 22:22:25 [Preview] No.302462 del
Might get an uber eats brekky

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 22:22:32 [Preview] No.302463 del
>you're up early.
I could not stand being shamed any longer.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 22:24:19 [Preview] No.302464 del
Embrace the shame

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 22:39:56 [Preview] No.302465 del
$8 delivery fee from maccas
Just fucked

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 22:52:20 [Preview] No.302466 del
What are you getting?

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 22:58:43 [Preview] No.302467 del
Do you NEETs reckon i should do a free course at TAFE?

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 22:59:08 [Preview] No.302468 del
depends on what and which neet you are

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 22:59:34 [Preview] No.302469 del
going to have schnitty brunch and then visit shannons

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 23:00:47 [Preview] No.302470 del
There's nothing good. Only maccas, subway, and hipster bagel joints etc

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 23:06:33 [Preview] No.302471 del
An Unnamed NEET, i was thinking a of a diploma in either Business Administration or IT

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 23:13:40 [Preview] No.302472 del
Are computers a meme field? You have to compete with pajeets. Smarter to go into a field where there are natural or legal barriers to getting overrun by foreign workers and outsourcing.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 23:14:32 [Preview] No.302473 del
what fields would they be?

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 23:15:57 [Preview] No.302474 del
Get a cert in mong mogging

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 23:18:26 [Preview] No.302475 del
Are you NEETs following this r/WallStreetBets Gamestop happening? Pretty funny stuff.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 23:19:16 [Preview] No.302476 del
I mentioned it yesterday.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 23:20:47 [Preview] No.302477 del
Ausneets certified mong expert.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 23:21:24 [Preview] No.302478 del
Got Grill'd for breakfast. A spicy chicken burger and some chippies.

Yes its hilarious

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 23:22:08 [Preview] No.302479 del
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NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 23:41:50 [Preview] No.302481 del
anything where you need to interact with the actual aussie community like psych health worker or legal or pigs.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 23:48:40 [Preview] No.302482 del
The 1.25mg valium, the caffeine, the wank and the feed has me feeling more ready to face the day.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 23:49:28 [Preview] No.302483 del
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Morno Lads.

Not Monged. Just lazy.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 23:52:37 [Preview] No.302484 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=zABYSsgw7ic [Embed]

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 23:55:49 [Preview] No.302485 del
Morning Nuro.

NEET 01/26/2021 (Tue) 23:59:35 [Preview] No.302486 del
Nuro had limits once

NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 00:01:34 [Preview] No.302487 del
Waiting on a schnitzel.
Also fuck pajeets who can’t drive or park even little cars properly.

NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 00:11:55 [Preview] No.302488 del
could have done without the valium and wank

NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 00:12:15 [Preview] No.302489 del
kiev and has brown in oven

NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 00:15:58 [Preview] No.302490 del
Just one of each I hope.

NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 00:18:36 [Preview] No.302491 del
>This plan is written in an easy to read way.
>We use pictures to explain some ideas
>We have written some words in bold.
>This means the letters are thicker and darker.

So a mong like me will be able to understand it

NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 00:42:48 [Preview] No.302492 del
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NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 00:56:19 [Preview] No.302493 del
Where did you get this video of me?

NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 00:58:53 [Preview] No.302494 del
Uh uh uh uh

NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 00:59:52 [Preview] No.302495 del
Prime specimen

NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 01:01:21 [Preview] No.302496 del
Just put the BBQ together.
Going to spend the afternoon cooking chops for the wage.
They haven't even got the bottle or the meat yet.

NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 01:13:22 [Preview] No.302497 del
back from the shanons
had to park the commie between some kind of aston martin and a lambo

NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 01:16:29 [Preview] No.302498 del
Flex on those rich cunts. Did you get out with your sunnies on and give them a nod?

NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 01:17:03 [Preview] No.302499 del
No emails, notes are up to date.
Good feel.

NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 01:18:34 [Preview] No.302500 del
Assuming the owners were the two guys on the verandah watching me, yes I gave them a nod.
I took my blue-tinted aviators off in the car before I got out.

NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 01:18:44 [Preview] No.302501 del
Sleep deprived hangovers are the worst.

NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 01:24:41 [Preview] No.302503 del
Is she a Jew?

NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 01:26:59 [Preview] No.302504 del
the monaro, the boong neet from canberra
not a gf

NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 01:44:23 [Preview] No.302506 del
Probably a Youth.

NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 01:46:59 [Preview] No.302508 del
if he's a boong and he did it on straya day, he's guaranteed to walk away scott free

NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 02:00:35 [Preview] No.302509 del
Chad mofo

NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 02:11:40 [Preview] No.302510 del
They're still not back with the meat

NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 02:12:06 [Preview] No.302511 del
so much for a lunchtime bbq

NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 02:12:20 [Preview] No.302512 del
It confuses me how they talk about how someone "killed an unborn baby" but this is ok when the woman does it to her own child.

NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 02:14:42 [Preview] No.302513 del
anybody who consumes lunch after 12.30 is a fucking savage

NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 02:17:52 [Preview] No.302514 del
having a mondsta

NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 02:27:28 [Preview] No.302515 del
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NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 02:34:37 [Preview] No.302516 del
late lunches are vile

NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 02:39:29 [Preview] No.302517 del
True NEETs have little regard for the time of day.

NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 02:41:51 [Preview] No.302518 del
>True NEETs have little regard for the time of day.
this is not true, fast food chains have specific opening hours and sometimes even menu options dependant on the time of day

NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 02:48:07 [Preview] No.302519 del
i have little regard for time, my stomach craves flavourtown, goon and pizza at certain times of the day, it is all that matters

NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 02:58:23 [Preview] No.302520 del
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Guess this is my first proper alcohol and benzo hangover.
Holy monster of weber, I'm almost scared off the boongery for real this time. Granted, I got a mother and an asahi for a little pick me up.
This is not the best day to learning about geolocation APIs. Fuck.

Almost started crying on my walk home from the shops listening to this
https://youtube.com/watch?v=iB7E1D_3Na4 [Embed]

Can't keep doing this shit mang

NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 02:59:43 [Preview] No.302521 del

>I got a mother and an asahi for a little pick me up

NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 03:02:40 [Preview] No.302522 del
harden up buttercup :)

NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 03:20:31 [Preview] No.302523 del
My mental state changes every quarter hour
I don't even know who I am anymore

NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 03:22:33 [Preview] No.302524 del
couldn't possibly be the combination of weed, alcohol, schitzo medication, benzos, and whatever else you've consumed in the past week

NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 03:23:29 [Preview] No.302525 del
Yeah I get that. It's just a perpetual cycle. I'm worried I'm too weak to rise above it all.

NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 03:23:56 [Preview] No.302526 del
Fuck you Pfizer.

NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 03:28:34 [Preview] No.302527 del
who is first on the kill list ?

NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 03:30:30 [Preview] No.302528 del

NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 03:33:13 [Preview] No.302529 del
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NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 03:34:00 [Preview] No.302530 del
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NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 03:36:59 [Preview] No.302531 del
> climate is worse than covid

.... oh vey ,,,

NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 03:39:27 [Preview] No.302532 del
Neither exist.

NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 03:40:01 [Preview] No.302533 del
wine is a myth too

NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 03:40:17 [Preview] No.302534 del
and gcuddles

NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 03:40:36 [Preview] No.302535 del
the gcuddles of wrath

NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 03:47:58 [Preview] No.302536 del
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Just been to see my m8 Dan got 6 longnecks of VB for $24 (on special for members)even though I'm not a member, thanks Dan.

NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 03:48:07 [Preview] No.302537 del
Not happy.

NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 03:49:29 [Preview] No.302538 del
Not sad.

NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 03:51:47 [Preview] No.302539 del
Not Chad.

NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 03:55:48 [Preview] No.302540 del
I've spent thousands of dollars at Dans and BWS etc but never became a member

NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 03:59:48 [Preview] No.302541 del
They still see you as a family member regardless.

NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 04:18:52 [Preview] No.302542 del
its only worth being a member if you like trying new things, not like it makes you favourite goon any cheaper

NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 04:23:33 [Preview] No.302543 del
Dan gives me goon for free.

NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 04:28:10 [Preview] No.302544 del
Fuck, all the cunts are back on the trains in smellbourne, just like the old days

NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 04:31:06 [Preview] No.302545 del
how many degrees ? bit warmish up here today

NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 04:33:45 [Preview] No.302546 del
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Only 25, but the humidity reminds me of the tropics. 11 on the UV index.

Saw one of our crews getting at it today. Yay.

NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 04:38:02 [Preview] No.302547 del
The cheeky beer, monster and small benzo dose have cured the hangover. Working productively.
Feeling sober and normal again. Fucking public holiday benders I tell ya...

NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 04:44:00 [Preview] No.302548 del
Going to maccas.
My wrist is hurting likely as a result of the microsoft sculpt.

NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 04:45:35 [Preview] No.302549 del
Nuro dreamt of moving to Melbourne once.

NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 04:46:47 [Preview] No.302550 del
My left knee is sore atm. Not sure why. Probably just overuse as I have been going at it pretty hard with running. I will take some time off.

NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 04:47:54 [Preview] No.302551 del
>My wrist is hurting likely as a result of the Wanking

NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 04:49:21 [Preview] No.302552 del

NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 04:59:05 [Preview] No.302553 del
i almost did fixing helis on the mornington peninsula

NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 05:11:41 [Preview] No.302554 del
(you) should've done it. You could've started stealing spare parts on the job and assembling a fleet of heliocopters for Dan's Flying Goon Delivery Service
You'd probably need those big ones used for fighting bushfires.

NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 05:16:42 [Preview] No.302555 del
I don't use my knees when I wank.
Am I doing it wrong?

NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 05:19:02 [Preview] No.302556 del
>he wanks with his hands

NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 05:19:31 [Preview] No.302557 del
Good thing it only took a short time to cook

NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 05:19:59 [Preview] No.302558 del
What about second lunch?

NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 05:23:02 [Preview] No.302559 del
I just had second lunch
Large mcspicy meal from McDannies
Absolute trash, nothing like it used to be. Its just chicken and some lettuce in bread. Had to wait in the fucking waiting bay for my iced coffee too. Then had to wait in the fucking drive thru line because it was backed up all the way past the exit.

NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 05:26:14 [Preview] No.302560 del
Boys, boys! Fellas!!
the chonky bitch at BWS gave me a free longneck of stout

NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 05:27:04 [Preview] No.302561 del
She wants your pecker.

NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 05:27:32 [Preview] No.302562 del
Everything from McDonald's is underwhelming.

NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 05:30:25 [Preview] No.302563 del
Motherbat buys a lot of continental cucumbers. I know this because we both have a copy of my Woolworths Rewards card and they're always offering special savings on our 'favourites'.

NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 05:30:46 [Preview] No.302564 del
I shall ask what she does with these when I visit tomorrow.

NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 05:31:55 [Preview] No.302565 del
>Had to wait in the fucking waiting bay for my iced coffee too.
Should have got a 750ml Dare from the supermarket when you got your Monster.

NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 05:33:20 [Preview] No.302566 del
She wants you.

NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 05:36:08 [Preview] No.302567 del
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NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 05:51:37 [Preview] No.302568 del
Weber did that to me for real once.

NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 05:51:55 [Preview] No.302569 del
Sloppy post-bender, caffeinated poo

NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 05:55:27 [Preview] No.302570 del
roast lamb rolls for dindins

NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 05:57:15 [Preview] No.302571 del
I heard something absolutely outrageous today:
Possum doesn't wash his penis.

NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 05:57:42 [Preview] No.302572 del
That chicken ceaser wrap they had 13 years ago was BASED AF

NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 05:59:50 [Preview] No.302573 del
This is starting to get a bit ridiculous

NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 06:00:26 [Preview] No.302574 del
When was the last time you had Guzzman Gonad or whatever that Mexican chain is?

NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 06:01:34 [Preview] No.302575 del
Your phone is more secure un-jail-broken, for what it's worth.

NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 06:04:17 [Preview] No.302576 del
In case any of you want a good wank.


NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 06:05:13 [Preview] No.302577 del
I really wish I didn't have the same flag now.

NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 06:05:26 [Preview] No.302578 del
A couple month their ain’t shiet round here. Been planning a Brissy day trip the past few weeks but it hasn’t materialised

No shit I keep my main iPhone a major release behind and my second iPhone jailbroken

NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 06:09:19 [Preview] No.302579 del
Just did one like that myself.

NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 06:09:58 [Preview] No.302580 del
What a fucking loser, holy shit I hate these fucking retards.

NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 06:12:11 [Preview] No.302581 del
Go up to the top and set it to the Australian flag.

NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 06:13:34 [Preview] No.302582 del
I'd prefer the Paprika Man fixes the geolocation stuff.

NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 06:15:20 [Preview] No.302583 del
That mcspicy has me feeling ill
Never again

NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 06:19:59 [Preview] No.302584 del
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NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 06:33:15 [Preview] No.302587 del
Watching a wine show on the community TV channel. Not impressed.

NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 06:38:34 [Preview] No.302588 del
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One fat guy with a pork pie hat and a silver chain around his neck.
One skank who pulls a face every time she takes a sip of something.
One fuckhead wearing a lumberjack shirt with a puffer vest, a baseball cap and a fucking pirate eye patch.

NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 06:39:09 [Preview] No.302589 del
That's her private business.

NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 06:39:54 [Preview] No.302590 del
Sometimes it seems like that's all he does.

NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 06:41:13 [Preview] No.302591 del
iktf, people will think I wank to the same things Weber does.

NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 06:41:58 [Preview] No.302592 del
I only wank to thoughts of Possum

NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 06:42:30 [Preview] No.302593 del
That lamb was even better a day later. Might have another roll a bit later.

NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 06:43:17 [Preview] No.302594 del
If you look through the comments in that thread, you can see he posts there.
Maybe that's where he is these days.

NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 06:43:53 [Preview] No.302595 del
Preoccupied with Nicado, wh gave up what he wanted from us.

NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 06:44:05 [Preview] No.302596 del
the bar for being a wine 'expert' is pretty fucking low it seems

NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 06:44:55 [Preview] No.302597 del
What does that mean?

NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 06:45:23 [Preview] No.302598 del
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NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 06:46:21 [Preview] No.302599 del
It's very clean.

NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 06:47:19 [Preview] No.302600 del
That is just common courtesy.

NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 06:49:50 [Preview] No.302601 del
I just jam a jatz in my japs eye and tell them I brought them some cheese and crackers

NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 06:50:06 [Preview] No.302602 del
It's a novelty compared to the other NEETs.

NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 06:50:22 [Preview] No.302603 del
Fun fact: I don't wash my penis. I have phimosis and can't pull my foreskin back past the glans. I did get some stretching cream for it years ago and managed to get it back a few times. A nicely fragrant, well preserved layer of dick cheese was ready to be harvested. It takes many wanks to get that kind of quality.

NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 06:51:28 [Preview] No.302604 del
can't you just stick the karcher nozzle up the entrance or something?

NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 06:52:48 [Preview] No.302605 del
Post pics please.

NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 06:53:17 [Preview] No.302606 del
Stretch it every day and you'll be good

NEET Admin 01/27/2021 (Wed) 07:02:13 [Preview] No.302607 del
How many here have this problem? If just one there's probably not much to fix.
Also try using .net or .gg.
.org can screw up the geolocation, it is known.

NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 07:03:06 [Preview] No.302608 del
Mine does it too.
Just ban anyone that whinges.

NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 07:04:47 [Preview] No.302609 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=pOXBkDxmzbE [Embed]

NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 07:09:02 [Preview] No.302610 del
Maybe we should do a test.
All of you who get misflagged post on all three domains (that will be three posts), and note what flags you get. Then post a report of your findings.
Like this:
.net = burundi flag
.gg = uganda flag
.org = kenya flag

Gonna check the thread later.

NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 07:09:56 [Preview] No.302611 del
Obviously you guys should write what flag you got, not the African ones I listed.

NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 07:10:35 [Preview] No.302612 del
Botswana flag.

NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 07:10:37 [Preview] No.302613 del

NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 07:11:30 [Preview] No.302614 del
My current IP (major Australian Telco) shows a seppo flag for .net and .org.
Just got an Australian flag for .gg

NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 07:13:09 [Preview] No.302615 del
On .org Im american.

Testing on .gg now

NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 07:13:22 [Preview] No.302616 del
.net randomly switches between seppo and australian sometimes, but is primarily showing seppo

NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 07:14:50 [Preview] No.302617 del
using .net, never had a different flag
not using major telco isp

NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 07:15:00 [Preview] No.302618 del

NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 07:16:06 [Preview] No.302619 del
net and org are yank.

NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 07:16:39 [Preview] No.302620 del

NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 07:23:47 [Preview] No.302621 del
> getting nuro to Norbert use his flag


NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 07:32:39 [Preview] No.302622 del
An actually decent one for once.
Yeah there's a lot of jews in the bayside area.
With the exception of the time I tried that goon Nuro always shills for a few weeks ago I haven't drunk for over a year if not a year and a half now.
My favourite nuggets are the Hungry Jack's ones, dipped in some Hungry Jack's spicy sauce.
Technically we're still not really independent from Britain since the head of state is the Queen and she can dismiss the PM and the parliament at her pleasure.
25 degrees today in Shitbourne, had an Aussie Angus burger from Mcdonalds for lunch earlier, it was a good burger but a has a bit too much stuff in it which causes things to fall out of the sides and get messy, I'd give it a 7.25 out of 10, might go to the gym later.

NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 07:33:14 [Preview] No.302623 del
He's probably been fucked over before.

No one was down there as there fine mist all day. My toboggan the one time I got to ride it due to the rain and friction brakes kept stopping every metre. I told someone and he told me if I was perhaps ridding correctly. Some guy later came down with it and had to kept pushing it hard to work on the down slopes. I walked down the slope when it broke defeated.

Overall going down on a rainy day is a good option as no one is down there and you can keep going on the rides. I feel completely fucked as I wore no sunscreen.


I feel flat polymorphic design is better.

Perhaps she should have eaten the bugs.

Half the time the agreements aren't even clear. I don't think some gals would object to a weekly fuck, but it is house work and fucked daily or haul your shit to the gutter, I don't think that's right.

Sounds cute.

Sleepy Jo.

Did they try to escape during your talk?

If it is something you care, about sure.

If you are able to think logically and rationally about what you learn, no. If not, yes.

>... and we all had to think
The terror.

A unique video.

Sounds lovely.


Will you be wearing your full uniform?

>Elaine Stead, the former managing director of venture capital at the now-defunct Blue Sky Alternative Investments, sued the newspaper and Rear Window columnist Joe Aston over two columns from 2019, one of which referred to her as a “feminist cretin”.
I don't get it she failed the company and calling her names over her fail to act properly in the directors role is defamation?

>“The damages awarded of $280,000 are low compared to many other judgments in this area of law. They are dwarfed by both sides’ legal fees which exceed $2 million.”
At least that is a positive outcome.

Interpretative dance lessons?

They gave them 24 hours to release their moderation policy and they couldn't do it. Only apps on the App store will run on Apple devices.

Have a wank.

Nice Pepes.

Oh well.

I use .org

NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 07:33:46 [Preview] No.302624 del
Spergo you good cunt.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=-syhUVhO304 [Embed]

NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 07:36:18 [Preview] No.302625 del
>Did they try to escape
Multiple times, sometimes successfully.
Yeah wasn't bad.
They took a picture of me using a fork to cook onions because they didn't have a spatula and sent t around the company.

NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 07:39:58 [Preview] No.302626 del
Big tower post. A scroller.

NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 07:41:24 [Preview] No.302627 del
Have you thought about your goals for tomorrow?

NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 07:43:58 [Preview] No.302628 del
You love it!

NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 07:44:24 [Preview] No.302629 del
How are you doing? That didgeridoo music is actually kind of catchy.

NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 07:45:39 [Preview] No.302630 del
I am literally waiting for the Panadol to hit after going too fast on rides. Multiple points on my body hurt.

NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 07:46:03 [Preview] No.302631 del
Does NEET KING still come here? test btw

NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 07:46:23 [Preview] No.302632 del
how do i red text

NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 07:47:01 [Preview] No.302633 del
He is a normie now.

NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 07:47:56 [Preview] No.302634 del
Ah fair enough

NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 07:49:52 [Preview] No.302635 del
Put a dashmat in the commie. NFI how the little airbag flap on the passenger side corresponds in any way to the top of the dashboard.
Oh well.
I don't sit on that side.

NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 07:50:47 [Preview] No.302636 del
might get some uberpajeets pudding

NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 07:51:54 [Preview] No.302637 del
Having a big clean up.

NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 07:52:51 [Preview] No.302638 del
It'll disappoint you. Most things delivered by Pajeet do.

NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 07:53:24 [Preview] No.302639 del
Start with your mind, then your body.

NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 07:54:01 [Preview] No.302640 del
all of their sundaes are supposedly unavailable
not bothering

NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 07:55:30 [Preview] No.302641 del
same for HJs
this is a fucking con
they don't want to work the ice cream machines during "peak hour"

NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 08:02:11 [Preview] No.302642 del
No.? Have you?

NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 08:02:48 [Preview] No.302643 del
found two (2) apple pies in the freezer
roasting those

NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 08:03:22 [Preview] No.302644 del
It's one of the songs on Nuro's mix flac mp3 that we'll all get our clothes off to after eating all of Shitey's dexies.

NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 08:09:13 [Preview] No.302645 del
Was tempted to go out to officeworks and get the Logitech MX Ergo trackball but it doesn't have the same kind of ratchet scrolling the MX Master mice have which I think would kill it for me.

NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 08:21:39 [Preview] No.302646 del
didnt ride too far
didnt drink too much
got some thai on the way home
havent even had a dab yet

yep its the coast, its healing me lads

NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 08:26:35 [Preview] No.302647 del

NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 08:26:46 [Preview] No.302648 del
Farmers Union is back in Aussie hands. You can now drink them with a clearer conscience.


NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 08:27:53 [Preview] No.302649 del
Evening Nuro. You need to cut out codeine for the healing to be complete.

NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 08:29:40 [Preview] No.302650 del
In the mood for a moofie.
Any recommendations?

NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 08:30:01 [Preview] No.302651 del
have not had any since saturday you gooch im out restocking on friday

NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 08:32:13 [Preview] No.302652 del
That's not cutting it out.

NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 08:32:49 [Preview] No.302653 del
Bad Boy Bubby

NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 08:37:44 [Preview] No.302654 del
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