I forgot the fucking dash.
And the pepe is a fake png.

>>302778
Shit gen tbh.

I am posting here in the first thread despite its flaws.

>>302781
A 303 is a rifle round, not a pistols.
And fuck the redcoats.

>>302783
>despite its flaws.
Go on. You will at some point anyway.

>>302781
You are just salty you were too slow.

Someone should create a third thread as a compromise.

>>302785
I couldn't find a SMLE pepe unfortunately.

>>302787
I do not know what you mean but it sounds sexual.

>>302770
We were all going to get in the pool with you afterwards, you didn't let me finish the story.

I don't like the seppo flag poster. He refuses to fit in.

>>302790
>SMLE
What is that?

>>302794
Yeah he's a gay cunt.

>>302794
>He refuses to fit in
You just need to relax.

>>302797
Hot!

>>302798
Why don't you give me a cheeky little rub?

>>302772
WE WERE ACTUALLY LISTENING TO THIS

https://youtube.com/watch?v=jaVSf2UyFfk [Embed]

>>302808
>>302809
you dumb sick fuck have another valium

>>302810
>>302809
>>302808
>>302807
wtf nuro?

Nuro is Possum's regular You-Know-Who.

Good night friends.

Nuro gives me manlet vibes.

Strongly in the mood for curried sausages.

>>302815
Good night my friend.

>>302817
>curried sausage
That's what you get after fucking a poojeeta.

Pissed in my mouth.

Hungry for NEET rump.

>>302814
based buddy ?

Another goon refill.

I'm not real.

>>302824
You've got to keep it real brother.

floppy indigenous penis

Watching Underworld (2003).
I'd fuck the shit out of Selene and the blonde one.

>>302828
Yeah.

>>302823
i too know this feel

and its already gone

thick aboriginal penis

oh how i wish that were me

Are there actually veterinarians that treat humans with injuries sustained through crime?

Server went down
Fixed it pretty quick given the benzos

>>302833
>tying to trigger a spergout

dumb fucking cunt

Shove it up me bum!

>>302838
I'll shove your arse up your bum!

I'm off to bed now noots.
Good night.

>>302839
Hot!

Just came on to say goodnight

>>302839
well bantered

>>302614
>>302615
>>302617
>>302619
>>302620
Thanks, fellas.

Morndandenings

Woke up at a decent hour. Will head to the tow yard after this black instant. Another very groggy morning, almost like I physically couldn't get out of bed. I guess a 6 pack and 12.5m of valium will do that. I did only have 25mg of seroquel tough, half the normal dose.

Mong pills going down. Today should have some semblance of normality, productivity, and clarity, Inshallah.

morning all
at victor

>>302850
Do you have time off work or something? You're always out and about.

>>302848
That name tag with Chad looks appealing. Good luck with the day.

>>302850
>at victor
Good drive?

>>302848
>>302850
Good morning NEETs.

>>302851
I had last Friday through Tuesday off.
I work from home two days a week, typically Thursday and Friday, so yesterday (Wednesday) was the only day in the office this week.
Thanks to the wonders of technology, I can just as effectively from Victor as I can from Lizbef.

>Good drive?
Not too bad. Couple of idiots on the Victor Highway, but that's to be expected.
New dash mat slips a bit. Need to ponder a solution that doesn't involve double-sided tape.

>>302854
>New dash mat slips a bit. Need to ponder a solution that doesn't involve double-sided tape.
I am not sure if there is much other alternative other than using a drill to secure it. If you have used strong adhesive tape there might be more to do.

Hurr durr there creep shots are legal
>'Pervert', 52, is accused of taking photos of girls as young as 11 at a beach before being taken down by furious witnesses on the sand
>>A man, 52, accused of taking photos of girls as young as 11 while at the beach
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9191187/Pervert-52-accused-taking-photos-girls-young-11-Wollongong-Harbour.html

>>302855
It came with double sided sticky squares, but I haven't deployed them. I imagine after a few days of 40c they turn to liquid goop that can never be removed from the dashboard.
I might try putting some of that non-slip rubber matting you can get at $2 shops underneath first.

>>302857
>non-slip rubber matting you can get at $2 shops underneath first.
Give it a go and see how it turns out. Hopefully it fixes it.

>>302859
Loves it.

(((josh))) does this shit every 12 months or so

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2021-01-27/far-right-proud-boys-symbols-in-melbourne-frightening-frydenberg/13094492

>>302817
With saltanas?

>>302822
kino cinematography.

>>302852
>>302850
>>302848
Good morning friends.

>>302867
Good morning my friend.

>>302862
Hearty kek I saw the headline and it just made me laugh. Next thing people will find out that this will follow them around for life.

>>302863
It keeps him busy and gives him a sense of achievement. Cenno will continue debt recovery today after the robo-debt saga I remember he hail as a great success that is now costing the government millions that might be double the cost of the money recoup because of how they fucked it up.

>>302850
Can you get me a fresh fingerbun and a spinach and cheese sausage roll please?

>>302869
There is a reason you hear this song regularly:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=LDU_Txk06tM [Embed]

>>302854
Safety pins.

>>302871
Sure thing. Would you like a beverage to go with that?

>>302873
Explain please.

>>302859
Awesome.

>>302861
Bottlo lady looks like she's going to give him a discount.

>>302868
Sup bub

>>302869
I need one of those shoulder harnesses. I was up for hours last night trying to crack my shoulder and get comfy so I could sleep.

>>302879
You need a cetaphil massage.

>>302874
Thank you, just a flat white, with three sugars and an extra shot.
Are we cool to sit out the front and eat?
I don't want to spill anything in your car.

>>302867
Good morning NEET.

>>302875
It'll fuck your dash but I vaguely remember my dad having one down with them.

>>302880
I need a remedial massage from a strong man with big hands.

>>302882
Hello dear.

>>302884
Hot!

>>302881
That's fine.

>>302885
How you are whippersnapper?

>>302888
Maybe afterwards we can go for a long stroll around Middleton, I hope you brought a jacket. That sea breeze is cold.

>>302889
I have a sore shoulder and I'm late for work.

Good doggo.
I should be saving for a vacuum truck, and a mini excavator.
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2021-01-28/opal-mining-pooch-collects-shoes-at-night/13095138

>>302892
Based doggo.

Morning neeties. Slept better than I have in the past few days, but I'm still low energy as fuck this morning. Maybe need a second energy drink.

>>302894
Morning, you need a v8 with Worcestershire sauce.

>>302894
Good morning NEET.

>>302892
>a vacuum truck, and a mini excavator.
How much do they cost?

>>302899
Me on the left.

>>302899
Me in the back with the hat on.

Time for a black instant.
The car has been taken from the tow yard to the fucking scrap yard, which is all the way out at the fucking airport. Apparently it'll sit there for a while before they salvage it for parts so I still have a chance to get the HDD thats in there, just really don't wanna take time off work to go there because I've been using my leave to be a boong.

>>302904
>I've been using my leave to be a boong.
You can lose the hard drive or take the time off work.

>>302903
I couldn't handle the repetition.

>>302900
$150k round abouts.

>>302904
Can they post it?

An hour and a half late.
Oh well.
I have a couple of meetings today and will probably work late.
>tfw freshly dry cleaned suit feel
Better get going.

>>302907
That's a big investment.

>>302910
Have a good day. See you when you get home.

There is an illegal thread.

>>302899
me in the tux

morno noots

SHOCKED I TELL YOU

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9192815/Bill-Gates-says-hes-shocked-crazy-evil-conspiracy-theories-linking-COVID-19.html

>>302911
Ideally, I'd want a rotating excavator thing with a vacuum.
They're the only thing you can use for straight walls. In that link, the dog is lying by one.
I don't know how much they cost.

>>302914
Morning Nuro

Oven guy came. I accidentally left the homemade bong ok the kitchen bench

https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/health/coronavirus-testing-china-trials-anal-swabbing-for-highrisk-cases/news-story/4b4d71274e89120a77c70e282e419704

Hope they start this here.

>>302917
lol

I'll get tested every day.

>>302918
Hopefully every anal swab comes with a free coffee enema

>>302922
Nice one

boonged on blaCK label

>>302917
Unna

>>302914
Morning Nuro.

>Calling the theories 'evil', Gates said he 'hopes it goes away'
kek

>>302922
How lovely.

I am doing a 24 hour fast, ending at 10:20 tomorrow.
I can drink water and black instants but that is it. I am slightly overweight but that is it. My main goals are to:
>1) Develop a tolerance for hunger, ie. train myself to go without eating.
>2) Speed up my weight loss a bit.
>3) Investigate the cognitive benefits I've heard about although I am pretty sure that requires a fast of several days.

bottle shop had run out of yellow tops
had to get two longnecks of sparkling

Smashing it at the wage today.
Feels fucking great to not be hungover.

Gonna sneak out for a bit and get some cafe food.

>>302930
I'm sure they had some Pink Moscato available.

flibbidy dibbidy doo dah!

Pack of Cheese and Bbq shapes going down with a white monster

heckin ebay idiot provided the courier tracking this morning, only for said tracking to reveal it being delivered today by some weirdos i've never heard of
i'm at victor so they apparently drove off again with my parcel

>>302934
Weber is a white monster.

>>302936
Whitezilla

Nearly two hours into my fast and I am already hungry.

>>302938
have some fast food

>>302939
Hmmmmmmm.

>>302940
It's fast, that means you burn calories trying to catch it.

motherbat's iphones for seniors for dummies book just arrived

Are there any Hobart NEETs here?

>>302942
A book like that would be useful for some people in my family. Sad thing is I know they'll just throw it to the side and continue asking me.

>>302943
All the good neets are AdelaideNEETs although there are some alright MelbourneNEETs.
BrisbaneNEETs are the worst.

>>302936
A magnificent blond beast, as nietzche would say.

>>302945
PerthNEETs abandoned us

Are there any DarwinNEETS?

Did a half day, was prepped for nightshift, which just got canned. Spewing. Boss warned me out for weekend both days union rates though, so that'll be respectable at least come pay day.

I am laughing my fucken arse off over the little hats losing so much coin in this wallstreetbets caper. Wish I had skin in that game.

>>302950
You could earn a lot of money but at this stage could lose just as much.

Are we back?

The board was down for you lads, yeah? I tried .org, .gg, .net, none worked.

https://www.cancer.org.au/cancer-information/causes-and-prevention/diet-and-exercise/meat-and-cancer-risk
>In Australia, fresh sausages are separate to processed meat as our food regulations control nitrate levels and fat content in sausages (ANZ Food Code Standards).
I'm glad that is the case.

>>302953
Just Endchan things.

I am watching cooking videos and fantasizing about food.
Still 19 hours of the fast to go. Christ give me strength.

>>302956
The fact I am at home not doing anything is making it worse.

>>302955
The tape must have broken.

>should have wrote at least 1500 words of assignment today
>wrote 500 then shitposted on 4chan all day
kill me

Afternoon crash is hitting hard

fuck netscalers
that is my thought for the afternoon

>>302960
have a pick-me-up

>>302957
drink some black tea and have a smoke
or a wank

>>302959
What's it about?

>>302964
boring ass discussion of kantian ethics in relation to corporate governance in the context of a case study
like i give a fuck about business ethics, i signed up for accounting

>>302965
I'm going to go piss.

>>302966
thats good, stay hydrated

Had some Smiths "Duos" Beef Burger & Burger Sauce chips. Not impressed. I wish Motherbat would not experiment with my snacking.

Fish and chips and wine for dinner.

https://www.news.com.au/national/victoria/news/heil-hitler-nazis-invade-tourist-town-of-halls-gap-victoria/news-story/0dd95e91f0e1d376af16bedcb965f02c

Did i miss the NEET meet up?

>>302969
Based.

>>302963
I had a black instant and I have gotten through the worst of it I reckon. I still feel hunger but I don't feel as though I am on the verge of giving in. I am surprised it peaked that early but it might be that the worst is yet to come.

>>302971
I know this is a dumb question, but how do you make your black instants?

>>302972
I put the coffee in a mug with a little bit of cold water. I splash in a small amount of boiling water, stir, bit more boiling water, etc. until full. Supposedly it helps with the flavour, you don't want to rehydrate the coffee in boiling water, you want to do it gradually for better flavour. Probably makes no difference in the cheap coffee I drink though.

>>302974
Fark off cunt.

>>302975
i will do this next time

Strange question, but how would you make Achelous into an adjective?
Like Hercules can be made into Herculean, what is the equivalent for Achelous?

>>302978
Works fine for me.
I made an archive:
https://web.archive.org/web/20210128060936/https://crystal.cafe/b/res/55098.html

>>302976
How new are you? I've brought up crystal cafe for more than a year.

>>302982
Has nothing to do with my post.

>>302969
>“They asked what they were doing and they said they were neo Nazis and KKK
Cops.

>>302983
Except that your response was to a crystal.cafe link you mong.

>>302974
What is the point of this post?

>>302985
And your "How new are you?" remark has nothing to do with my response. You mouth breathing retard. Go larp as a girl there with them you tranny.

>>302986
There is no point, he's just a trannyNEET.

Happy Planting, Neetums in Victoristan.

>>302988
>>302987
I'm definitely a tranny m8.
Go have another look at my post: >>302982
See if you find another sentence immediately after "How new are you?".

>>302986
A comparison of male and female neet behaviour.

>>302990
Dilate, trannyNEET.

>>302989
Time to plant beans.

>>302991
You can call me a tranny all day m8.

I am planning on going to Aldi tonight.

>>302994
What are you getting us?

Who is the new narky neet?

>>302997
pissum

>>302999
That's Duke Pissum to you.

>>303000
not dusty pissum?

>>302996
I am going to stock up on meat as supposedly it is nicer than the Coles stuff. Coles is more convenient so I don't shop at Aldi all that often; long walk.

>>303002
Aldi meat is bretty gud

Hunger rising.

>>303004
n-nofun?

>>303006
I don't know if that is me or not. Nuro has accused me of being nofun but he accuses many neets of all being the same neet. Similar to imissfather thinking everyone is the pedoposter.

>>303003
I bet your meat is pretty good.
>>303007
Nuro is imissfather.

So GME seems to have literally broken retail investors access to the market right now. Trading212 down. ETrade down. Robinhood in the US down. Ameritrade down.

>>303008
As ridiculous as imissfather is with his pandering to nuro, he isn't quite heavy handed enough to be nuro. Nuro would have banned everyone by now for some perceived slight during his bouts of hypersensitivity.

>>303009
hedgelords

>>303009
I take it you understand what all that means.
What is going on with reddit, the stock market, and Gamestop?

>>303009
Burn the rich!

24 degrees today in Shitbourne, think I'll go buy a longneck or two soon.

>>303012
i am not the tendieman

>>303010
Nuro is playing 4D chess.

>>303015
Well bantered.

>>303015
Fuck, I could really go for a good tendie now. It has only been seven hours and I am already willing to do unspeakable things for the feed.

Might start the egg and protein shake diet.

>>303019
God that sounds good. I am really in the mood for something warm.
Eggs, meat, cheese.

Possum once gave me a warm salty protein shake.

>>303012
Do any neets have money invested on gamestop?

>>303021
You didn't miss a drop I heard.

120% run speed and 126% attack speed.

Hungry Man gonna fuck you all up

Tempted to get on the goon but that would obviously break the fast.

news.com.au has some great analysis on Gamestop ($GME). It's comforting to know these people might get their jobs protected by the government if Google has to pay them for these top quality articles.
>How Reddit users set out to stick it to the ‘fat cats’ of Wall Street by raiding GameStop stocks
>>According to analytical firm S3 Partners, short sellers in GameStop were down $US5 billion ($A6.5 million), which included $876 million of losses early Tuesday, reported the New York Post.
https://www.news.com.au/finance/money/investing/how-reddit-users-set-out-to-stick-it-to-the-fat-cats-of-wall-street-by-raiding-gamestop-stocks/news-story/ad81ad57d7df5cc65138f096dc2e2e47

>>303026
Have a refreshing glass of water instead.

🎵🎵🎵🎵 Who's the NEET with the big ol' NEET dick? 🎵🎵🎵🎵

>>303026
HELLO NEETS

Home from work first delicious, soothing cold glass of goon down the hatch :)

>>303030
Good evening Nuro. Did you have it chilling in the fridge?

>>303030
Hi Nuro. Keep it to just two cups of goon tonight please. You know the goon makes you emotional.

>>303032
Hearty kek. Poor bloke.

>>303031
Still looking young and slim there, in spite of your weight gain, nuro.

>>303004
>>303007

THE BATCOMPUTER SAYS that level of asian cope, condescension and pure out cringe means it can only be Nofun

>>303037
Low quality post.

>>303037
Not your best work Nuro.

>>303037
I think we are in for another spergout tonight!

>>303037
Very poorly bantered.

Nuro posted memes from his tumblr account on ausneets once.

>>303033
no i got my (2) local bottlo's to chill it for me

>>303034
no thats being strung out, 5 days no cody

>>303036
thanks

>>303038
>>303039
>>303040
>>303041
YIKES ! That was quick

> it mad



> 038 [X] del
> >>303037 (you)
> Low quality post.

>>303037
Think a bit harder before you press post please Nuro.

>>303037
I think if we get rid of the computer and move boy wonder a few feet to the left, this'll be good wanking material.

>>303045
What about Col. Sanders?

>>303043
>YIKES
Oof, there's a lot to unpack there.

>>302930
How'd they go down?

>>302941
Usually full of empty carbs so there's basically nothing to it.

what a low quality neet nofun is, one trick pony i told you alll

>>303048
they were ok
would have rathered stout
ended up spending like 4 hours doing actual work after that

>>302952
>>302953
Yeah, it was dead.
I came home for lunch in between meetings and couldn't talk to any of you.
I felt so alone.

>>303054
IKFTN

>>302965
Just say he was a kant.

>>302983
Fark off cunt.

Gently swinging in the breeze.

Hangers swaying.

>>303057
How new are you?

Going to go in for a shop to Coles.
God grant me the strength to resist the need for feed tonight.

>>303006
I'm guessing crystal cafe is his hovel now that 8 is dead. It's full of anime and looks like a girls website.

>>303010
The end result is to ban them all.
Skip the foreplay.

>>303014
Spergo, you good cunt.

>>303039
But he's right.
Imagine questioning.

>>303061
Be careful. The need to binge might take over.

>>303065
Thicc NEET?

>>303052
Stout is more of a mans meal than girly redtops.

>>303055
Mhh.

>>303060
Second week, what's this I hear about elbows?

>>303068
Adequate.

>>303067
I am worried about that.

>>303074
👏👏👏👏

>>303075
Might go lay down, had a long day.

>>303076
The have something to eat and drink.

>>303072
>Adequate.
Sounds like something someone inadequate would say. Hmmmmm.

i bet at leat 4 of these are nofun

nuro stole my wank once

>>303079
They're all nofun.

Nuro got a raise once.

Melbourne is having its annual car assisted fun run down bourke street again.

NEET erotic roleplay.

>>303083
Executives would be safe though. A true CEO would take out the radiator on impact so they would be avoided by the youth.

I was behind a car today that was driving with its petrol tank hatch thingo open and also the screw-in cap was loose as well it was hanging down the side of the car attached by a wire. I do not know what was going on there. I assumed some dumb woman was responsible but I don't know.

https://crystal.cafe/b/res/55098.html

Which one of you neets is raiding the femoids board?

>>303086
Lose much fuel?

>>303087
Women should be banned from the internet, or at very least from imageboards.

>>303088
I did not see any escape.

>>303090
I hope this is used for a future thread.

might go to bed shortly

>>303092
That meme is anti-executive propaganda.

Going back to the office after 11 months working from home tomorrow bros. Having a somber little boong session. Had to travel to pick up my monitors and whatnot. Really not keen to go back to peak hour traffic and the grim, grey 90s cubicle aesthetic combined with ringing phones and cunts sighing and talking, but it might be good to get back into a bit of a routine. Just hoping for some flexibility in working from home to be introduced.

>>302969
Kek, heckin based
They were talking about it on tripple J earlier. Had some dumb cunt NPC professor from a university talking about how we need to deplatform people they don't agree with because otherwise we'll have a Christchurch massacre or in Melbourne or some shit.
>omg people with opposing views to me are camping in the Grampians someone call the police

>>303094
I connect to the wojack.

I waited outside the bakery with that NEET’s order for three hours this morning and he didn’t show up :(

>>303097
what a boong

>>303097
Did you at least eat it?

>>303093
Meet you there tall-ly.

>>303097
Are you posting from under the doona now?

Violent diarrhea

>>303102
Yummy.

I need to buy a new keyboard for work now. I refuse to use the trash $20 logitech ones they give us.
There's also the issue of using macOS at home and windowns at work.
Will probably spend half of tomorrow configuring my OS. Might get another Microsoft sculpt but fuck they're expensive for a plastic membrane board.

>>303104
Logitech is a trash company.

>>303102
gassy?

>>303101
On top of it

You are all trash company.

>>303105
Their mice are decent

>>303099
Couldn’t even find a dog that would eat that spinach thing

>>303104
Get the loudest mechanical one you can find and drive the Sirs crazy

>>303106
muddy

>>303111
Good idea. It's just my team back in the cage. Maybe they'll put me in the CTOs office to keep me quiet.

>>303112
spongy?

>>303107
You didn't wait.

>>303108
We don't cost $20 each.

Kek. I was on my doorstep melting the end of a bit of rope with a scalpel between my teeth and the new chinkette scurrys past into her flat. I wonder if she could smell the kraut from my dinner. How embarrassing

“Ίησοῦς Χριστός, Θεοῦ Υἱός, Σωτήρ”

>>303118
Hmmmmmmmmmm

>>302969
/ausneets/ now with 40% AFP/ASIO up from 10% in 2016

https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/relationships/sex/tiktok-user-mollie-miller-keeps-sex-cards-for-people-shes-slept-with/news-story/7fcf96375fd46c7516050e616f44e4df

Look at how many cards she is holding.

>>303119
How rude

>>303121
I haven’t put on that much weight

>>303108
Thank you.

Imagine being a second generation Sir, pressured by your family to work your ass off, you finally get your double degree in cybersecurity and criminology and land a prestigious job at the AFP, only to be tasked with monitoring /ausneets/ where half the posts are complaining about pajeet IT workers, naming delivery drivers, asking them for darts, and chasing poojeeta women.
Pissing myself at the thought

>>303110
So who were you waiting for?

>>303124
Well bantered

>>303127
They deserve it.

>>303128
That NEET who seemed to know which bakery I would be at and what I looked like.

>>303119
Google translate didn't work.

>>303132
It was rude of him.

>>303120
I couldn't find the add youtube recommended me.
It was good.
Going to check out the channel later.

Some foods taste nice which means I need to eat large quantities of them.

>>303121
You're not allowed to say that.

>>303137
Science

Going to buy some chicken drumsticks tomorrow.

>>303133
Jesus Christ, Son of God, Saviour.

>>303139
Pleasure.

>>303140
What kind of drums do they play?

>>303137
We need a pill that makes all food taste gross for a week. Could be great for weightloss.

>>303144
Bongo.

>>303145
There’s that one that stops you digesting fat and causes you to shit yourself randomly multiple times a day.

>>303147
Gremlin pill?

Big boy neets need to get on the DNP

>>303149
Illegal

>>303145
That won't stop a true Exec from eating.

>>303067
>>303073
I am back. I went to Aldi, came back and then went to Coles (opposite direction).
The need for feed caused me to buy a large quantity of food so I won't need to shop for a while.
I managed to put all the food away without succumbing. I am looking forward to eating tomorrow. I have planned out all my food for tomorrow.
Hopefully when I wake up it is close to 10:20 so I can start eating.

>>303104
I've been using one for a couple of years now and it has been fine.

>>303153
>so I can start eating.
*so I can start binging.

Just occurred to me that I should switch to light beer, and drink progressively lighter beer.
I think part of the appeal to me after all these years of boongery is that walk to the fridge, that euphoric feeling of seeing 5 cans left. The weight of the full can in my hand. Lifting it up to my mouth.
The habit is almost more appealing than the intoxication. I never drink wine or spirits probably for this reason. Most hardcore alcos seem to drink vodka or whiskey or whatever but I prefer a slow, function kind of drunkenness.
Also saw alcohol-free peronis at IGA today, $18 for a 6 pack, what a joke.

>>303154
I enjoy it too but to buy the bundle at officeworks is over $100 from memory. It's really only worth 30 bucks

>>303156
Beer can give you a belly.

>>303156
>Most hardcore alcos seem to drink vodka or whiskey
Not in this country m8.

>>303104
Some name brand ergonomic keyboards can start at $200 and up. What I saw a few years ago $300 for similar features.

>>303155
Do you distinguish between the two?

>>303156
>The weight of the full can in my hand. Lifting it up to my mouth.
This is an erotic story in the making, finish it!

>>303161
Yes. Eating is for getting nutrients with a portion, while binging is a competition to see how much food you can fit down the hatch.

>>303160
I was looking at an ergodox or an ergodox moonlander, but its $500.
There are some cool options on r/ErgoMechKeyboards/ but these are all a bit too niche and I can't be bothered going down that rabbit hole.

>>303163
>binging is a competition to see how much food you can fit down the hatch
It's for the flavour, not the competition.

Had a can of baked beans for dinner. Hobo special.

>>303164
That's how I ended up with the Microsoft option. Cheap mostly, and if I didn't like it with Officeworks I was going to return it.

I wonder why some people eat like some of you big boys
Sometimes I have a couple meusli bars for dinner out of laziness.

Die Fahrkarte.

>>303153
>Hopefully when I wake up it is close to 10:20 so I can start eating.
Start with a nice big bowl of fibre

>>303168
Typical ignorant skellie. check your privilege.

Tempted to cook some more chicken tenders.

>>303172
How many have you had? Which brand/flavour?

Nicotine suppresses appetite by the way.

Next time a sir at work says "today morning" instead of "this morning" I'm going to correct him.

>>303173
Steggles Sweet Chilli Chicken Tenders. I had about 500g worth, there's another 500g left in the bag.

>>303170
I was planning on making pancakes.
I might just have porridge instead in my desperation.

>>303175
Based.

>>303165
Do you eat slowly?

>>303176
Go for the full kilo m8. A nice round number.

>>303175
Pajeets are werid creatures.

>>303177
>porridge
How do you do your porridge m8?

>>303143
Learning about Qumran, the dead sea scrolls and the Essenes sect.

>>303182
Rolled oats with milk, microwaved.
I'll mix in some other stuff like chopped dried apricots, sultanas, frozen mango, frozen berries etc.
Sometimes honey or a little bit of jam.

>>303153
It's just sitting there. Waiting for you.

Good night NEETs. Sleep tight.

>>303186
Night

>>303186
Goodnight, I'll tuck you in shortly.