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NEET GENERAL #303 Icarus Edition NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 11:22:15 [Preview] No. 302776
The indians say that the blackbird
Was flying too close to the sun
And the bright burning flames changed his wings and his name
To remind him how far he had come.

OLD >>301765


NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 11:22:54 [Preview] No.302778 del
I forgot the fucking dash.
And the pepe is a fake png.


NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 11:24:01 [Preview] No.302781 del
>>302778
Shit gen tbh.


NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 11:24:41 [Preview] No.302783 del
I am posting here in the first thread despite its flaws.


NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 11:25:16 [Preview] No.302785 del
>>302781
A 303 is a rifle round, not a pistols.
And fuck the redcoats.


NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 11:25:41 [Preview] No.302787 del
>>302783
>despite its flaws.
Go on. You will at some point anyway.


NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 11:25:53 [Preview] No.302788 del
>>302781
You are just salty you were too slow.


NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 11:26:00 [Preview] No.302789 del
Someone should create a third thread as a compromise.


NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 11:26:17 [Preview] No.302790 del
>>302785
I couldn't find a SMLE pepe unfortunately.


NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 11:26:21 [Preview] No.302791 del
>>302787
I do not know what you mean but it sounds sexual.


NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 11:26:56 [Preview] No.302793 del
>>302770
We were all going to get in the pool with you afterwards, you didn't let me finish the story.


NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 11:28:04 [Preview] No.302794 del
I don't like the seppo flag poster. He refuses to fit in.


NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 11:28:07 [Preview] No.302795 del
>>302790
>SMLE
What is that?


NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 11:28:43 [Preview] No.302797 del
>>302794
Yeah he's a gay cunt.


NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 11:28:45 [Preview] No.302798 del
>>302794
>He refuses to fit in
You just need to relax.


NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 11:29:55 [Preview] No.302801 del
DIS A MAORI BOARD NOW CUZ
FUCK THA BLACK DOGS AYE


NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 11:30:18 [Preview] No.302803 del


NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 11:32:26 [Preview] No.302805 del
>>302798
Why don't you give me a cheeky little rub?


NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 11:33:11 [Preview] No.302807 del
>>302772
WE WERE ACTUALLY LISTENING TO THIS

https://youtube.com/watch?v=jaVSf2UyFfk [Embed]


NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 11:33:44 [Preview] No.302808 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=1jJsYbVBnaE [Embed]


NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 11:34:03 [Preview] No.302809 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=jhl5afLEKdo [Embed]


NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 11:34:29 [Preview] No.302810 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=R6kXsSJlOio [Embed]


NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 11:34:53 [Preview] No.302811 del
>>302808
>>302809
you dumb sick fuck have another valium


NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 11:37:33 [Preview] No.302812 del


NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 11:39:53 [Preview] No.302813 del
>>302812
>nuurito


NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 11:42:58 [Preview] No.302814 del
Nuro is Possum's regular You-Know-Who.


NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 11:43:13 [Preview] No.302815 del
Good night friends.


NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 11:43:21 [Preview] No.302816 del
Nuro gives me manlet vibes.


NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 11:43:38 [Preview] No.302817 del
Strongly in the mood for curried sausages.


NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 11:45:03 [Preview] No.302818 del
>>302815
Good night my friend.


NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 11:45:30 [Preview] No.302819 del
>>302817
>curried sausage
That's what you get after fucking a poojeeta.


NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 11:49:48 [Preview] No.302820 del
Pissed in my mouth.


NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 11:53:04 [Preview] No.302821 del
Hungry for NEET rump.


NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 11:54:33 [Preview] No.302822 del
>>302814
based buddy ?


NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 12:00:45 [Preview] No.302823 del
Another goon refill.


NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 12:03:13 [Preview] No.302824 del
I'm not real.


NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 12:08:52 [Preview] No.302825 del
>>302824
You've got to keep it real brother.


NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 12:10:51 [Preview] No.302826 del
floppy indigenous penis


NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 12:11:23 [Preview] No.302827 del
>>302826
Stiffen it!


NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 12:12:00 [Preview] No.302828 del
Watching Underworld (2003).
I'd fuck the shit out of Selene and the blonde one.


NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 12:12:35 [Preview] No.302829 del


NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 12:15:56 [Preview] No.302830 del
>>302823
i too know this feel


NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 12:16:27 [Preview] No.302831 del
and its already gone


NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 12:17:43 [Preview] No.302832 del
thick aboriginal penis


NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 12:18:28 [Preview] No.302833 del
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oh how i wish that were me


NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 12:21:02 [Preview] No.302834 del
>tfw no vampire gf


NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 12:22:39 [Preview] No.302835 del
Are there actually veterinarians that treat humans with injuries sustained through crime?


NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 12:47:50 [Preview] No.302836 del
Server went down
Fixed it pretty quick given the benzos


NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 12:58:52 [Preview] No.302837 del
>>302833
>tying to trigger a spergout

dumb fucking cunt


NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 13:05:31 [Preview] No.302838 del
Shove it up me bum!


NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 13:08:34 [Preview] No.302839 del
>>302838
I'll shove your arse up your bum!


NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 13:10:42 [Preview] No.302840 del
I'm off to bed now noots.
Good night.


NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 13:10:49 [Preview] No.302841 del


NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 13:13:27 [Preview] No.302842 del
I AM THALL'NOSH THE UNRAVELER


NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 13:30:58 [Preview] No.302843 del
Just came on to say goodnight


NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 13:33:32 [Preview] No.302844 del
>>302839
well bantered


NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 18:45:44 [Preview] No.302847 del
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NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 20:44:59 [Preview] No.302848 del
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Morndandenings

Woke up at a decent hour. Will head to the tow yard after this black instant. Another very groggy morning, almost like I physically couldn't get out of bed. I guess a 6 pack and 12.5m of valium will do that. I did only have 25mg of seroquel tough, half the normal dose.

Mong pills going down. Today should have some semblance of normality, productivity, and clarity, Inshallah.


NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 20:47:12 [Preview] No.302850 del
morning all
at victor


NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 20:48:56 [Preview] No.302851 del
>>302850
Do you have time off work or something? You're always out and about.


NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 20:49:50 [Preview] No.302852 del
>>302848
That name tag with Chad looks appealing. Good luck with the day.

>>302850
>at victor
Good drive?

>>302848
>>302850
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 20:52:51 [Preview] No.302853 del
>Shocking moment a racist caller on a prime time radio show claimed Maori men are 'genetically predisposed to crime' and naturally do badly in school – before the host THANKED him and slammed their 'stone-age culture'
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9191825/Shocking-moment-radio-caller-New-Zealand-claimed-Maori-men-genetically-predisposed-crime.html


NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 20:55:13 [Preview] No.302854 del
>>302851
I had last Friday through Tuesday off.
I work from home two days a week, typically Thursday and Friday, so yesterday (Wednesday) was the only day in the office this week.
Thanks to the wonders of technology, I can just as effectively from Victor as I can from Lizbef.

>Good drive?
Not too bad. Couple of idiots on the Victor Highway, but that's to be expected.
New dash mat slips a bit. Need to ponder a solution that doesn't involve double-sided tape.


NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 20:58:55 [Preview] No.302855 del
>>302854
>New dash mat slips a bit. Need to ponder a solution that doesn't involve double-sided tape.
I am not sure if there is much other alternative other than using a drill to secure it. If you have used strong adhesive tape there might be more to do.


NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 21:07:11 [Preview] No.302856 del
Hurr durr there creep shots are legal
>'Pervert', 52, is accused of taking photos of girls as young as 11 at a beach before being taken down by furious witnesses on the sand
>>A man, 52, accused of taking photos of girls as young as 11 while at the beach
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9191187/Pervert-52-accused-taking-photos-girls-young-11-Wollongong-Harbour.html


NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 21:08:26 [Preview] No.302857 del
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>>302855
It came with double sided sticky squares, but I haven't deployed them. I imagine after a few days of 40c they turn to liquid goop that can never be removed from the dashboard.
I might try putting some of that non-slip rubber matting you can get at $2 shops underneath first.


NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 21:11:22 [Preview] No.302858 del
>>302857
>non-slip rubber matting you can get at $2 shops underneath first.
Give it a go and see how it turns out. Hopefully it fixes it.


NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 21:17:57 [Preview] No.302859 del
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NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 21:21:01 [Preview] No.302860 del
>>302859
Loves it.


NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 21:29:15 [Preview] No.302864 del
>>302817
With saltanas?


NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 21:29:59 [Preview] No.302865 del
>>302822
kino cinematography.


NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 21:30:54 [Preview] No.302866 del


NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 21:32:22 [Preview] No.302867 del
>>302852
>>302850
>>302848
Good morning friends.


NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 21:33:06 [Preview] No.302868 del
>>302867
Good morning my friend.


NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 21:34:20 [Preview] No.302869 del


NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 21:34:41 [Preview] No.302870 del
>>302862
Hearty kek I saw the headline and it just made me laugh. Next thing people will find out that this will follow them around for life.

>>302863
It keeps him busy and gives him a sense of achievement. Cenno will continue debt recovery today after the robo-debt saga I remember he hail as a great success that is now costing the government millions that might be double the cost of the money recoup because of how they fucked it up.


NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 21:35:05 [Preview] No.302871 del
>>302850
Can you get me a fresh fingerbun and a spinach and cheese sausage roll please?


NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 21:35:13 [Preview] No.302872 del
>>302869
There is a reason you hear this song regularly:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=LDU_Txk06tM [Embed]


NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 21:36:13 [Preview] No.302873 del
>>302854
Safety pins.


NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 21:36:18 [Preview] No.302874 del
>>302871
Sure thing. Would you like a beverage to go with that?


NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 21:36:42 [Preview] No.302875 del
>>302873
Explain please.


NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 21:40:29 [Preview] No.302876 del
>>302859
Awesome.


NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 21:41:27 [Preview] No.302877 del
>>302861
Bottlo lady looks like she's going to give him a discount.


NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 21:42:06 [Preview] No.302878 del
>>302868
Sup bub


NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 21:42:51 [Preview] No.302879 del
>>302869
I need one of those shoulder harnesses. I was up for hours last night trying to crack my shoulder and get comfy so I could sleep.


NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 21:44:09 [Preview] No.302880 del
>>302879
You need a cetaphil massage.


NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 21:44:13 [Preview] No.302881 del
>>302874
Thank you, just a flat white, with three sugars and an extra shot.
Are we cool to sit out the front and eat?
I don't want to spill anything in your car.


NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 21:44:24 [Preview] No.302882 del
>>302867
Good morning NEET.


NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 21:45:01 [Preview] No.302883 del
>>302875
It'll fuck your dash but I vaguely remember my dad having one down with them.


NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 21:45:32 [Preview] No.302884 del
>>302880
I need a remedial massage from a strong man with big hands.


NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 21:45:50 [Preview] No.302885 del
>>302882
Hello dear.


NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 21:46:30 [Preview] No.302886 del
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NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 21:47:33 [Preview] No.302887 del


NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 21:48:03 [Preview] No.302888 del
>>302881
That's fine.


NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 21:50:30 [Preview] No.302889 del
>>302885
How you are whippersnapper?


NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 21:54:13 [Preview] No.302890 del
>>302888
Maybe afterwards we can go for a long stroll around Middleton, I hope you brought a jacket. That sea breeze is cold.


NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 21:54:40 [Preview] No.302891 del
>>302889
I have a sore shoulder and I'm late for work.


NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 21:55:24 [Preview] No.302892 del
Good doggo.
I should be saving for a vacuum truck, and a mini excavator.
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2021-01-28/opal-mining-pooch-collects-shoes-at-night/13095138


NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 21:56:53 [Preview] No.302893 del
>>302892
Based doggo.


NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 21:58:30 [Preview] No.302894 del
Morning neeties. Slept better than I have in the past few days, but I'm still low energy as fuck this morning. Maybe need a second energy drink.


NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 21:59:35 [Preview] No.302896 del
>>302894
Morning, you need a v8 with Worcestershire sauce.


NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 22:02:29 [Preview] No.302897 del
>>302894
Good morning NEET.


NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 22:03:03 [Preview] No.302898 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=wCMrD712AkQ [Embed]


NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 22:06:52 [Preview] No.302900 del
>>302892
>a vacuum truck, and a mini excavator.
How much do they cost?


NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 22:10:18 [Preview] No.302901 del
>>302899
Me on the left.


NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 22:15:29 [Preview] No.302902 del
>>302899
Me in the back with the hat on.


NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 22:19:10 [Preview] No.302903 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ymA8T-ZWTCQ [Embed]


NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 22:20:39 [Preview] No.302904 del
Time for a black instant.
The car has been taken from the tow yard to the fucking scrap yard, which is all the way out at the fucking airport. Apparently it'll sit there for a while before they salvage it for parts so I still have a chance to get the HDD thats in there, just really don't wanna take time off work to go there because I've been using my leave to be a boong.


NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 22:22:30 [Preview] No.302905 del
>>302904
>I've been using my leave to be a boong.
You can lose the hard drive or take the time off work.


NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 22:23:34 [Preview] No.302906 del
>>302903
I couldn't handle the repetition.


NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 22:27:57 [Preview] No.302907 del
>>302900
$150k round abouts.


NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 22:28:50 [Preview] No.302908 del
>>302904
Can they post it?


NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 22:38:10 [Preview] No.302910 del
An hour and a half late.
Oh well.
I have a couple of meetings today and will probably work late.
>tfw freshly dry cleaned suit feel
Better get going.


NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 22:39:08 [Preview] No.302911 del
>>302907
That's a big investment.

>>302910
Have a good day. See you when you get home.


NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 22:54:54 [Preview] No.302912 del
There is an illegal thread.


NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 23:12:11 [Preview] No.302913 del
>>302899
me in the tux


NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 23:25:25 [Preview] No.302915 del
>>302911
Ideally, I'd want a rotating excavator thing with a vacuum.
They're the only thing you can use for straight walls. In that link, the dog is lying by one.
I don't know how much they cost.


NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 23:25:41 [Preview] No.302916 del
>>302914
Morning Nuro


NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 23:29:36 [Preview] No.302917 del
Oven guy came. I accidentally left the homemade bong ok the kitchen bench


NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 23:32:53 [Preview] No.302919 del


NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 23:32:58 [Preview] No.302920 del
I'll get tested every day.


NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 23:34:23 [Preview] No.302921 del
>>302918
Hopefully every anal swab comes with a free coffee enema


NEET 01/27/2021 (Wed) 23:50:30 [Preview] No.302922 del
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NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 00:07:57 [Preview] No.302923 del
>>302922
Nice one


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 00:09:16 [Preview] No.302924 del
boonged on blaCK label


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 00:11:58 [Preview] No.302925 del


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 00:14:44 [Preview] No.302926 del
>>302914
Morning Nuro.

>Calling the theories 'evil', Gates said he 'hopes it goes away'
kek


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 00:15:46 [Preview] No.302927 del
>>302922
How lovely.


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 00:22:25 [Preview] No.302928 del


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 00:50:20 [Preview] No.302929 del
I am doing a 24 hour fast, ending at 10:20 tomorrow.
I can drink water and black instants but that is it. I am slightly overweight but that is it. My main goals are to:
>1) Develop a tolerance for hunger, ie. train myself to go without eating.
>2) Speed up my weight loss a bit.
>3) Investigate the cognitive benefits I've heard about although I am pretty sure that requires a fast of several days.


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 01:01:16 [Preview] No.302930 del
bottle shop had run out of yellow tops
had to get two longnecks of sparkling


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 01:05:48 [Preview] No.302931 del
Smashing it at the wage today.
Feels fucking great to not be hungover.

Gonna sneak out for a bit and get some cafe food.


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 01:23:47 [Preview] No.302932 del
>>302930
I'm sure they had some Pink Moscato available.


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 01:24:09 [Preview] No.302933 del
flibbidy dibbidy doo dah!


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 01:25:57 [Preview] No.302934 del
Pack of Cheese and Bbq shapes going down with a white monster


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 01:27:21 [Preview] No.302935 del
heckin ebay idiot provided the courier tracking this morning, only for said tracking to reveal it being delivered today by some weirdos i've never heard of
i'm at victor so they apparently drove off again with my parcel


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 01:28:22 [Preview] No.302936 del
>>302934
Weber is a white monster.


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 01:29:27 [Preview] No.302937 del
>>302936
Whitezilla


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 01:31:54 [Preview] No.302938 del
Nearly two hours into my fast and I am already hungry.


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 01:32:55 [Preview] No.302939 del
>>302938
have some fast food


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 01:39:49 [Preview] No.302940 del
>>302939
Hmmmmmmm.


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 01:40:53 [Preview] No.302941 del
>>302940
It's fast, that means you burn calories trying to catch it.


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 01:46:22 [Preview] No.302942 del
motherbat's iphones for seniors for dummies book just arrived


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 01:46:55 [Preview] No.302943 del
Are there any Hobart NEETs here?


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 01:47:49 [Preview] No.302944 del
>>302942
A book like that would be useful for some people in my family. Sad thing is I know they'll just throw it to the side and continue asking me.


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 01:49:58 [Preview] No.302945 del
>>302943
All the good neets are AdelaideNEETs although there are some alright MelbourneNEETs.
BrisbaneNEETs are the worst.


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 01:51:17 [Preview] No.302946 del
>>302936
A magnificent blond beast, as nietzche would say.


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 01:51:33 [Preview] No.302947 del
>>302945
PerthNEETs abandoned us


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 01:52:20 [Preview] No.302948 del
Are there any DarwinNEETS?


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 01:58:51 [Preview] No.302949 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=FTsd_ILnHVU [Embed]


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 02:07:34 [Preview] No.302950 del
Did a half day, was prepped for nightshift, which just got canned. Spewing. Boss warned me out for weekend both days union rates though, so that'll be respectable at least come pay day.

I am laughing my fucken arse off over the little hats losing so much coin in this wallstreetbets caper. Wish I had skin in that game.


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 04:24:38 [Preview] No.302951 del
>>302950
You could earn a lot of money but at this stage could lose just as much.


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 04:27:46 [Preview] No.302952 del
Are we back?


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 04:28:26 [Preview] No.302953 del
The board was down for you lads, yeah? I tried .org, .gg, .net, none worked.


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 04:38:45 [Preview] No.302954 del
https://www.cancer.org.au/cancer-information/causes-and-prevention/diet-and-exercise/meat-and-cancer-risk
>In Australia, fresh sausages are separate to processed meat as our food regulations control nitrate levels and fat content in sausages (ANZ Food Code Standards).
I'm glad that is the case.


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 04:41:35 [Preview] No.302955 del
>>302953
Just Endchan things.


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 04:44:10 [Preview] No.302956 del
I am watching cooking videos and fantasizing about food.
Still 19 hours of the fast to go. Christ give me strength.


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 04:47:26 [Preview] No.302957 del
>>302956
The fact I am at home not doing anything is making it worse.


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 04:56:55 [Preview] No.302958 del
>>302955
The tape must have broken.


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 05:03:44 [Preview] No.302959 del
>should have wrote at least 1500 words of assignment today
>wrote 500 then shitposted on 4chan all day
kill me


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 05:33:07 [Preview] No.302960 del
Afternoon crash is hitting hard


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 05:34:30 [Preview] No.302961 del
fuck netscalers
that is my thought for the afternoon


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 05:35:21 [Preview] No.302962 del
>>302960
have a pick-me-up


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 05:37:29 [Preview] No.302963 del
>>302957
drink some black tea and have a smoke
or a wank


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 05:38:59 [Preview] No.302964 del
>>302959
What's it about?


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 05:41:56 [Preview] No.302965 del
>>302964
boring ass discussion of kantian ethics in relation to corporate governance in the context of a case study
like i give a fuck about business ethics, i signed up for accounting


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 05:42:38 [Preview] No.302966 del
>>302965
I'm going to go piss.


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 05:43:54 [Preview] No.302967 del
>>302966
thats good, stay hydrated


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 05:45:51 [Preview] No.302968 del
Had some Smiths "Duos" Beef Burger & Burger Sauce chips. Not impressed. I wish Motherbat would not experiment with my snacking.

Fish and chips and wine for dinner.


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 05:55:36 [Preview] No.302970 del
>>302969
Based.


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 05:57:03 [Preview] No.302971 del
>>302963
I had a black instant and I have gotten through the worst of it I reckon. I still feel hunger but I don't feel as though I am on the verge of giving in. I am surprised it peaked that early but it might be that the worst is yet to come.


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 05:58:14 [Preview] No.302972 del
>>302971
I know this is a dumb question, but how do you make your black instants?


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 06:02:11 [Preview] No.302973 del
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NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 06:03:14 [Preview] No.302974 del
https://crystal.cafe/b/res/55098.html
>/neetgen/ - NEET General


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 06:04:39 [Preview] No.302975 del
>>302972
I put the coffee in a mug with a little bit of cold water. I splash in a small amount of boiling water, stir, bit more boiling water, etc. until full. Supposedly it helps with the flavour, you don't want to rehydrate the coffee in boiling water, you want to do it gradually for better flavour. Probably makes no difference in the cheap coffee I drink though.


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 06:06:31 [Preview] No.302976 del
>>302974
Fark off cunt.


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 06:06:41 [Preview] No.302977 del
>>302975
i will do this next time


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 06:07:00 [Preview] No.302978 del
>>302974
500 Internal Server Error


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 06:07:03 [Preview] No.302979 del
Strange question, but how would you make Achelous into an adjective?
Like Hercules can be made into Herculean, what is the equivalent for Achelous?


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 06:09:21 [Preview] No.302980 del
>>302979
>Achelousahasapeemapetilon


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 06:09:24 [Preview] No.302981 del
>>302969
>‘DON’T SEEM TO BE VERY INTELLIGENT’


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 06:11:01 [Preview] No.302982 del
>>302978
Works fine for me.
I made an archive:
https://web.archive.org/web/20210128060936/https://crystal.cafe/b/res/55098.html

>>302976
How new are you? I've brought up crystal cafe for more than a year.


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 06:13:37 [Preview] No.302983 del
>>302982
Has nothing to do with my post.


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 06:14:19 [Preview] No.302984 del
>>302969
>“They asked what they were doing and they said they were neo Nazis and KKK
Cops.


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 06:15:00 [Preview] No.302985 del
>>302983
Except that your response was to a crystal.cafe link you mong.


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 06:16:21 [Preview] No.302986 del
>>302974
What is the point of this post?


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 06:17:26 [Preview] No.302987 del
>>302985
And your "How new are you?" remark has nothing to do with my response. You mouth breathing retard. Go larp as a girl there with them you tranny.


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 06:17:52 [Preview] No.302988 del
>>302986
There is no point, he's just a trannyNEET.


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 06:24:50 [Preview] No.302989 del
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Happy Planting, Neetums in Victoristan.


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 06:24:52 [Preview] No.302990 del
>>302988
>>302987
I'm definitely a tranny m8.
Go have another look at my post: >>302982
See if you find another sentence immediately after "How new are you?".

>>302986
A comparison of male and female neet behaviour.


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 06:25:39 [Preview] No.302991 del
>>302990
Dilate, trannyNEET.


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 06:27:05 [Preview] No.302992 del
>>302989
Time to plant beans.


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 06:27:07 [Preview] No.302993 del
>>302991
You can call me a tranny all day m8.


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 06:27:36 [Preview] No.302994 del
I am planning on going to Aldi tonight.


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 06:28:56 [Preview] No.302995 del
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NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 06:29:39 [Preview] No.302996 del
>>302994
What are you getting us?


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 06:30:12 [Preview] No.302997 del
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Who is the new narky neet?


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 06:31:51 [Preview] No.302998 del


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 06:34:10 [Preview] No.302999 del
>>302997
pissum


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 06:35:11 [Preview] No.303000 del
>>302999
That's Duke Pissum to you.


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 06:36:04 [Preview] No.303001 del
>>303000
not dusty pissum?


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 06:36:54 [Preview] No.303002 del
>>302996
I am going to stock up on meat as supposedly it is nicer than the Coles stuff. Coles is more convenient so I don't shop at Aldi all that often; long walk.


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 06:38:01 [Preview] No.303003 del
>>303002
Aldi meat is bretty gud


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 06:38:58 [Preview] No.303005 del
Hunger rising.


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 06:39:22 [Preview] No.303006 del
>>303004
n-nofun?


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 06:41:07 [Preview] No.303007 del
>>303006
I don't know if that is me or not. Nuro has accused me of being nofun but he accuses many neets of all being the same neet. Similar to imissfather thinking everyone is the pedoposter.


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 06:41:48 [Preview] No.303008 del
>>303003
I bet your meat is pretty good.
>>303007
Nuro is imissfather.


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 06:44:43 [Preview] No.303009 del
So GME seems to have literally broken retail investors access to the market right now. Trading212 down. ETrade down. Robinhood in the US down. Ameritrade down.


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 06:45:06 [Preview] No.303010 del
>>303008
As ridiculous as imissfather is with his pandering to nuro, he isn't quite heavy handed enough to be nuro. Nuro would have banned everyone by now for some perceived slight during his bouts of hypersensitivity.


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 06:45:18 [Preview] No.303011 del
>>303009
hedgelords


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 06:45:46 [Preview] No.303012 del
>>303009
I take it you understand what all that means.
What is going on with reddit, the stock market, and Gamestop?


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 06:45:53 [Preview] No.303013 del
>>303009
Burn the rich!


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 06:48:08 [Preview] No.303014 del
24 degrees today in Shitbourne, think I'll go buy a longneck or two soon.


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 06:48:22 [Preview] No.303015 del
>>303012
i am not the tendieman


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 06:49:29 [Preview] No.303016 del
>>303010
Nuro is playing 4D chess.


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 06:49:54 [Preview] No.303017 del
>>303015
Well bantered.


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 06:50:47 [Preview] No.303018 del
>>303015
Fuck, I could really go for a good tendie now. It has only been seven hours and I am already willing to do unspeakable things for the feed.


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 06:51:17 [Preview] No.303019 del
Might start the egg and protein shake diet.


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 06:53:16 [Preview] No.303020 del
>>303019
God that sounds good. I am really in the mood for something warm.
Eggs, meat, cheese.


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 06:54:07 [Preview] No.303021 del
Possum once gave me a warm salty protein shake.


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 06:54:30 [Preview] No.303022 del
>>303012
Do any neets have money invested on gamestop?


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 06:55:28 [Preview] No.303023 del
>>303021
You didn't miss a drop I heard.


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 06:55:34 [Preview] No.303024 del
120% run speed and 126% attack speed.


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 06:57:42 [Preview] No.303025 del
Hungry Man gonna fuck you all up


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 07:03:28 [Preview] No.303026 del
Tempted to get on the goon but that would obviously break the fast.


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 07:08:09 [Preview] No.303027 del
news.com.au has some great analysis on Gamestop ($GME). It's comforting to know these people might get their jobs protected by the government if Google has to pay them for these top quality articles.
>How Reddit users set out to stick it to the ‘fat cats’ of Wall Street by raiding GameStop stocks
>>According to analytical firm S3 Partners, short sellers in GameStop were down $US5 billion ($A6.5 million), which included $876 million of losses early Tuesday, reported the New York Post.
https://www.news.com.au/finance/money/investing/how-reddit-users-set-out-to-stick-it-to-the-fat-cats-of-wall-street-by-raiding-gamestop-stocks/news-story/ad81ad57d7df5cc65138f096dc2e2e47


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 07:09:47 [Preview] No.303028 del
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>>303026
Have a refreshing glass of water instead.


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 07:14:52 [Preview] No.303029 del
🎵🎵🎵🎵 Who's the NEET with the big ol' NEET dick? 🎵🎵🎵🎵


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 07:16:00 [Preview] No.303030 del
>>303026
HELLO NEETS

Home from work first delicious, soothing cold glass of goon down the hatch :)


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 07:17:30 [Preview] No.303031 del
>>303028
>Have a refreshing glass


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 07:17:30 [Preview] No.303032 del
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Guy in the Corvette club blew a cylinder head and then discovered his engine was a forgery.


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 07:18:04 [Preview] No.303033 del
>>303030
Good evening Nuro. Did you have it chilling in the fridge?


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 07:18:09 [Preview] No.303034 del
>>303030
Hi Nuro. Keep it to just two cups of goon tonight please. You know the goon makes you emotional.


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 07:19:26 [Preview] No.303035 del
>>303032
Hearty kek. Poor bloke.


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 07:21:04 [Preview] No.303036 del
>>303031
Still looking young and slim there, in spite of your weight gain, nuro.


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 07:23:46 [Preview] No.303037 del
>>303004
>>303007

THE BATCOMPUTER SAYS that level of asian cope, condescension and pure out cringe means it can only be Nofun


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 07:24:53 [Preview] No.303038 del
>>303037
Low quality post.


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 07:25:30 [Preview] No.303039 del
>>303037
Not your best work Nuro.


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 07:26:38 [Preview] No.303040 del
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>>303037
I think we are in for another spergout tonight!


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 07:27:07 [Preview] No.303041 del
>>303037
Very poorly bantered.


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 07:27:09 [Preview] No.303042 del
Nuro posted memes from his tumblr account on ausneets once.


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 07:29:03 [Preview] No.303043 del
>>303033
no i got my (2) local bottlo's to chill it for me

>>303034
no thats being strung out, 5 days no cody

>>303036
thanks

>>303038
>>303039
>>303040
>>303041
YIKES ! That was quick

> it mad



> 038 [X] del
> >>303037 (you)
> Low quality post.


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 07:29:17 [Preview] No.303044 del
>>303037
Think a bit harder before you press post please Nuro.


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 07:30:02 [Preview] No.303045 del
>>303037
I think if we get rid of the computer and move boy wonder a few feet to the left, this'll be good wanking material.


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 07:31:28 [Preview] No.303046 del
>>303045
What about Col. Sanders?


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 07:32:23 [Preview] No.303047 del
>>303043
>YIKES
Oof, there's a lot to unpack there.


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 07:38:08 [Preview] No.303048 del
>>302930
How'd they go down?


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 07:38:32 [Preview] No.303049 del
HECKIN' DOGGERINO BATMAN
NARWHAL BACON MIDNIGHT?


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 07:38:53 [Preview] No.303050 del
>>302941
Usually full of empty carbs so there's basically nothing to it.


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 07:39:42 [Preview] No.303051 del
what a low quality neet nofun is, one trick pony i told you alll


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 07:39:47 [Preview] No.303052 del
>>303048
they were ok
would have rathered stout
ended up spending like 4 hours doing actual work after that


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 07:39:51 [Preview] No.303053 del
>>303050
>empty carbs


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 07:40:33 [Preview] No.303054 del
>>302952
>>302953
Yeah, it was dead.
I came home for lunch in between meetings and couldn't talk to any of you.
I felt so alone.


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 07:41:19 [Preview] No.303055 del


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 07:41:30 [Preview] No.303056 del
>>302965
Just say he was a kant.


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 07:43:51 [Preview] No.303057 del
>>302983
Fark off cunt.


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 07:46:35 [Preview] No.303058 del
Gently swinging in the breeze.


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 07:46:59 [Preview] No.303059 del
Hangers swaying.


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 07:48:26 [Preview] No.303060 del
>>303057
How new are you?


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 07:49:47 [Preview] No.303061 del
Going to go in for a shop to Coles.
God grant me the strength to resist the need for feed tonight.


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 07:51:49 [Preview] No.303062 del
>>303006
I'm guessing crystal cafe is his hovel now that 8 is dead. It's full of anime and looks like a girls website.


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 07:52:38 [Preview] No.303063 del
>>303010
The end result is to ban them all.
Skip the foreplay.


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 07:52:59 [Preview] No.303064 del
>>303014
Spergo, you good cunt.


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 07:53:43 [Preview] No.303065 del
>>303029
DickNEET


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 07:54:45 [Preview] No.303066 del
>>303039
But he's right.
Imagine questioning.


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 07:55:03 [Preview] No.303067 del
>>303061
Be careful. The need to binge might take over.


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 07:55:56 [Preview] No.303068 del
>>303065
Thicc NEET?


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 07:56:03 [Preview] No.303069 del
>>303052
Stout is more of a mans meal than girly redtops.


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 07:56:28 [Preview] No.303070 del


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 07:56:54 [Preview] No.303071 del
>>303060
Second week, what's this I hear about elbows?


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 07:57:10 [Preview] No.303072 del
>>303068
Adequate.


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 07:57:13 [Preview] No.303073 del
>>303067
I am worried about that.


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 07:57:35 [Preview] No.303074 del
complete


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 07:59:52 [Preview] No.303075 del
>>303074
👏👏👏👏


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 08:00:51 [Preview] No.303076 del
>>303075
Might go lay down, had a long day.


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 08:05:18 [Preview] No.303077 del
>>303076
The have something to eat and drink.


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 08:06:19 [Preview] No.303078 del
>>303072
>Adequate.
Sounds like something someone inadequate would say. Hmmmmm.


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 08:11:36 [Preview] No.303079 del
i bet at leat 4 of these are nofun


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 08:15:42 [Preview] No.303080 del
nuro stole my wank once


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 08:20:52 [Preview] No.303081 del
>>303079
They're all nofun.


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 08:29:02 [Preview] No.303082 del
Nuro got a raise once.


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 08:31:25 [Preview] No.303083 del
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Melbourne is having its annual car assisted fun run down bourke street again.


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 08:31:26 [Preview] No.303084 del
NEET erotic roleplay.


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 08:34:25 [Preview] No.303085 del
>>303083
Executives would be safe though. A true CEO would take out the radiator on impact so they would be avoided by the youth.


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 08:40:38 [Preview] No.303086 del
I was behind a car today that was driving with its petrol tank hatch thingo open and also the screw-in cap was loose as well it was hanging down the side of the car attached by a wire. I do not know what was going on there. I assumed some dumb woman was responsible but I don't know.


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 08:41:47 [Preview] No.303087 del
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https://crystal.cafe/b/res/55098.html

Which one of you neets is raiding the femoids board?


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 08:44:05 [Preview] No.303088 del
>>303086
Lose much fuel?


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 08:44:11 [Preview] No.303089 del
>>303087
Women should be banned from the internet, or at very least from imageboards.


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 08:46:56 [Preview] No.303090 del
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NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 08:46:59 [Preview] No.303091 del
>>303088
I did not see any escape.


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 08:49:44 [Preview] No.303092 del
>>303090
I hope this is used for a future thread.


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 08:52:20 [Preview] No.303093 del
might go to bed shortly


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 08:52:49 [Preview] No.303094 del
>>303092
That meme is anti-executive propaganda.


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 08:57:30 [Preview] No.303095 del
Going back to the office after 11 months working from home tomorrow bros. Having a somber little boong session. Had to travel to pick up my monitors and whatnot. Really not keen to go back to peak hour traffic and the grim, grey 90s cubicle aesthetic combined with ringing phones and cunts sighing and talking, but it might be good to get back into a bit of a routine. Just hoping for some flexibility in working from home to be introduced.

>>302969
Kek, heckin based
They were talking about it on tripple J earlier. Had some dumb cunt NPC professor from a university talking about how we need to deplatform people they don't agree with because otherwise we'll have a Christchurch massacre or in Melbourne or some shit.
>omg people with opposing views to me are camping in the Grampians someone call the police


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 09:06:27 [Preview] No.303096 del
>>303094
I connect to the wojack.


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 09:07:10 [Preview] No.303097 del
I waited outside the bakery with that NEET’s order for three hours this morning and he didn’t show up :(


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 09:08:04 [Preview] No.303098 del
>>303097
what a boong


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 09:08:34 [Preview] No.303099 del
>>303097
Did you at least eat it?


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 09:09:01 [Preview] No.303100 del
>>303093
Meet you there tall-ly.


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 09:09:37 [Preview] No.303101 del
>>303097
Are you posting from under the doona now?


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 09:11:02 [Preview] No.303102 del
Violent diarrhea


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 09:12:20 [Preview] No.303103 del
>>303102
Yummy.


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 09:13:15 [Preview] No.303104 del
I need to buy a new keyboard for work now. I refuse to use the trash $20 logitech ones they give us.
There's also the issue of using macOS at home and windowns at work.
Will probably spend half of tomorrow configuring my OS. Might get another Microsoft sculpt but fuck they're expensive for a plastic membrane board.


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 09:14:13 [Preview] No.303105 del
>>303104
Logitech is a trash company.


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 09:14:31 [Preview] No.303106 del
>>303102
gassy?


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 09:14:55 [Preview] No.303107 del
>>303101
On top of it


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 09:15:05 [Preview] No.303108 del
You are all trash company.


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 09:15:19 [Preview] No.303109 del
>>303105
Their mice are decent


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 09:15:33 [Preview] No.303110 del
>>303099
Couldn’t even find a dog that would eat that spinach thing


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 09:16:31 [Preview] No.303111 del
>>303104
Get the loudest mechanical one you can find and drive the Sirs crazy


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 09:16:44 [Preview] No.303112 del


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 09:21:59 [Preview] No.303113 del
>>303111
Good idea. It's just my team back in the cage. Maybe they'll put me in the CTOs office to keep me quiet.


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 09:22:25 [Preview] No.303114 del
>>303112
spongy?


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 09:22:56 [Preview] No.303115 del
>>303107
You didn't wait.


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 09:23:26 [Preview] No.303116 del
>>303108
We don't cost $20 each.


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 09:24:11 [Preview] No.303117 del
Kek. I was on my doorstep melting the end of a bit of rope with a scalpel between my teeth and the new chinkette scurrys past into her flat. I wonder if she could smell the kraut from my dinner. How embarrassing


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 09:25:53 [Preview] No.303119 del
“Ίησοῦς Χριστός, Θεοῦ Υἱός, Σωτήρ”


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 09:26:39 [Preview] No.303120 del
>>303118
Hmmmmmmmmmm


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 09:26:48 [Preview] No.303121 del
>>302969
/ausneets/ now with 40% AFP/ASIO up from 10% in 2016


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 09:28:13 [Preview] No.303123 del
>>303119
How rude


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 09:28:37 [Preview] No.303124 del
>>303121
I haven’t put on that much weight


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 09:28:57 [Preview] No.303125 del
>>303119
PAY YOUR DEBTS


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 09:30:14 [Preview] No.303126 del
>>303108
Thank you.


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 09:30:30 [Preview] No.303127 del
Imagine being a second generation Sir, pressured by your family to work your ass off, you finally get your double degree in cybersecurity and criminology and land a prestigious job at the AFP, only to be tasked with monitoring /ausneets/ where half the posts are complaining about pajeet IT workers, naming delivery drivers, asking them for darts, and chasing poojeeta women.
Pissing myself at the thought


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 09:30:53 [Preview] No.303128 del
>>303110
So who were you waiting for?


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 09:31:29 [Preview] No.303129 del
>>303124
Well bantered


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 09:33:36 [Preview] No.303130 del
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NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 09:34:18 [Preview] No.303131 del
>>303127
They deserve it.


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 09:35:40 [Preview] No.303132 del
>>303128
That NEET who seemed to know which bakery I would be at and what I looked like.


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 09:35:46 [Preview] No.303133 del
>>303119
Google translate didn't work.


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 09:37:10 [Preview] No.303134 del


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 09:38:08 [Preview] No.303135 del
>>303132
It was rude of him.


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 09:42:18 [Preview] No.303136 del
>>303120
I couldn't find the add youtube recommended me.
It was good.
Going to check out the channel later.


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 09:43:00 [Preview] No.303137 del
Some foods taste nice which means I need to eat large quantities of them.


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 09:43:06 [Preview] No.303138 del
>>303121
You're not allowed to say that.


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 09:43:23 [Preview] No.303139 del
>>303137
Science


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 09:43:29 [Preview] No.303140 del
Going to buy some chicken drumsticks tomorrow.


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 09:43:42 [Preview] No.303141 del
>>303133
Jesus Christ, Son of God, Saviour.


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 09:44:16 [Preview] No.303142 del
>>303139
Pleasure.


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 09:44:55 [Preview] No.303143 del
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NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 09:44:59 [Preview] No.303144 del
>>303140
What kind of drums do they play?


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 09:45:15 [Preview] No.303145 del
>>303137
We need a pill that makes all food taste gross for a week. Could be great for weightloss.


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 09:45:38 [Preview] No.303146 del
>>303144
Bongo.


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 09:46:30 [Preview] No.303147 del
>>303145
There’s that one that stops you digesting fat and causes you to shit yourself randomly multiple times a day.


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 09:48:15 [Preview] No.303148 del
>>303147
Gremlin pill?


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 09:49:03 [Preview] No.303149 del
Big boy neets need to get on the DNP


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 09:49:27 [Preview] No.303150 del
>>303149
Illegal


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 09:49:30 [Preview] No.303151 del
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>>303145
That won't stop a true Exec from eating.


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 09:49:50 [Preview] No.303152 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=mBqVyWvXPKw [Embed]


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 09:50:26 [Preview] No.303153 del
>>303067
>>303073
I am back. I went to Aldi, came back and then went to Coles (opposite direction).
The need for feed caused me to buy a large quantity of food so I won't need to shop for a while.
I managed to put all the food away without succumbing. I am looking forward to eating tomorrow. I have planned out all my food for tomorrow.
Hopefully when I wake up it is close to 10:20 so I can start eating.


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 09:54:02 [Preview] No.303154 del
>>303104
I've been using one for a couple of years now and it has been fine.


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 09:54:07 [Preview] No.303155 del
>>303153
>so I can start eating.
*so I can start binging.


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 09:56:48 [Preview] No.303156 del
Just occurred to me that I should switch to light beer, and drink progressively lighter beer.
I think part of the appeal to me after all these years of boongery is that walk to the fridge, that euphoric feeling of seeing 5 cans left. The weight of the full can in my hand. Lifting it up to my mouth.
The habit is almost more appealing than the intoxication. I never drink wine or spirits probably for this reason. Most hardcore alcos seem to drink vodka or whiskey or whatever but I prefer a slow, function kind of drunkenness.
Also saw alcohol-free peronis at IGA today, $18 for a 6 pack, what a joke.


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 09:57:32 [Preview] No.303157 del
>>303154
I enjoy it too but to buy the bundle at officeworks is over $100 from memory. It's really only worth 30 bucks


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 09:58:24 [Preview] No.303158 del
>>303156
Beer can give you a belly.


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 09:59:29 [Preview] No.303159 del
>>303156
>Most hardcore alcos seem to drink vodka or whiskey
Not in this country m8.


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 10:00:41 [Preview] No.303160 del
>>303104
Some name brand ergonomic keyboards can start at $200 and up. What I saw a few years ago $300 for similar features.


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 10:01:36 [Preview] No.303161 del
>>303155
Do you distinguish between the two?


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 10:02:13 [Preview] No.303162 del
>>303156
>The weight of the full can in my hand. Lifting it up to my mouth.
This is an erotic story in the making, finish it!


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 10:03:58 [Preview] No.303163 del
>>303161
Yes. Eating is for getting nutrients with a portion, while binging is a competition to see how much food you can fit down the hatch.


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 10:05:19 [Preview] No.303164 del
>>303160
I was looking at an ergodox or an ergodox moonlander, but its $500.
There are some cool options on r/ErgoMechKeyboards/ but these are all a bit too niche and I can't be bothered going down that rabbit hole.


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 10:09:04 [Preview] No.303165 del
>>303163
>binging is a competition to see how much food you can fit down the hatch
It's for the flavour, not the competition.


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 10:09:59 [Preview] No.303166 del
Had a can of baked beans for dinner. Hobo special.


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 10:10:14 [Preview] No.303167 del
>>303164
That's how I ended up with the Microsoft option. Cheap mostly, and if I didn't like it with Officeworks I was going to return it.


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 10:10:27 [Preview] No.303168 del
I wonder why some people eat like some of you big boys
Sometimes I have a couple meusli bars for dinner out of laziness.


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 10:12:19 [Preview] No.303169 del
Die Fahrkarte.


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 10:13:51 [Preview] No.303170 del
>>303153
>Hopefully when I wake up it is close to 10:20 so I can start eating.
Start with a nice big bowl of fibre


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 10:14:06 [Preview] No.303171 del
>>303168
Typical ignorant skellie. check your privilege.


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 10:14:45 [Preview] No.303172 del
Tempted to cook some more chicken tenders.


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 10:15:55 [Preview] No.303173 del
>>303172
How many have you had? Which brand/flavour?


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 10:16:20 [Preview] No.303174 del
Nicotine suppresses appetite by the way.


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 10:17:12 [Preview] No.303175 del
Next time a sir at work says "today morning" instead of "this morning" I'm going to correct him.


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 10:17:41 [Preview] No.303176 del
>>303173
Steggles Sweet Chilli Chicken Tenders. I had about 500g worth, there's another 500g left in the bag.


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 10:18:00 [Preview] No.303177 del
>>303170
I was planning on making pancakes.
I might just have porridge instead in my desperation.


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 10:18:17 [Preview] No.303178 del
>>303175
Based.


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 10:19:13 [Preview] No.303179 del
>>303165
Do you eat slowly?


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 10:19:26 [Preview] No.303180 del
>>303176
Go for the full kilo m8. A nice round number.


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 10:20:42 [Preview] No.303181 del
>>303175
Pajeets are werid creatures.


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 10:21:09 [Preview] No.303182 del
>>303177
>porridge
How do you do your porridge m8?


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 10:25:33 [Preview] No.303183 del
>>303143
Learning about Qumran, the dead sea scrolls and the Essenes sect.


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 10:25:37 [Preview] No.303184 del
>>303182
Rolled oats with milk, microwaved.
I'll mix in some other stuff like chopped dried apricots, sultanas, frozen mango, frozen berries etc.
Sometimes honey or a little bit of jam.


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 10:26:24 [Preview] No.303185 del
>>303153
It's just sitting there. Waiting for you.


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 10:26:47 [Preview] No.303186 del
Good night NEETs. Sleep tight.


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 10:27:34 [Preview] No.303187 del


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 10:28:24 [Preview] No.303188 del
>>303186
Goodnight, I'll tuck you in shortly.


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 10:29:37 [Preview] No.303189 del
>>303185
Eh, another hour or two and I'll be in bed. Once I'm awake I'll be nearly done. May as well finish it at this point.


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 10:31:11 [Preview] No.303190 del
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>>303184
Add cinnamon


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 10:31:15 [Preview] No.303191 del
>>303184
Sounds nice.


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 10:31:33 [Preview] No.303192 del
>>303186
Good night TightNEET.


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 10:32:28 [Preview] No.303193 del
>>303190
I add it to my pancakes. Never tried it in the porridge. I'll give it a go, thanks neet.


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 10:33:59 [Preview] No.303194 del
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Goodnight NEETs

>>303186
Goodnight NEET


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 10:35:40 [Preview] No.303195 del
>>303194
Gook night.


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 10:35:55 [Preview] No.303196 del
>>303194
Good night noot.


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 10:36:39 [Preview] No.303197 del
>>303194
Goodnight.


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 10:40:48 [Preview] No.303198 del


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 10:42:43 [Preview] No.303199 del
Thinking of having a second dinner.


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 10:43:07 [Preview] No.303200 del
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NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 10:44:09 [Preview] No.303201 del
>>303199
I'm cooking two bits of fish after having had my beans.


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 10:49:46 [Preview] No.303202 del
Wondering if fasting-neet will have problems falling asleep.


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 10:50:21 [Preview] No.303203 del
I had some frozen Birds Eye fish fillets. Some lemon pepper crumbed ones and some battered ones. Both were terrible, especially the battered ones. Horrible flavour.


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 10:50:27 [Preview] No.303204 del
I am sitting here smiling.

>>303200
Many years since I've seen this image


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 10:53:01 [Preview] No.303205 del
>>303194
ahh good ill come back then


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 10:55:57 [Preview] No.303206 del
>>303205
Seethe.


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 10:57:22 [Preview] No.303207 del
>>303202
I am worried I might.


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 10:57:46 [Preview] No.303208 del
Nuro got cucked by a Chinaman once.


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 10:58:36 [Preview] No.303209 del


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 10:58:41 [Preview] No.303210 del
This executive king has a message for the fat shamers. It made me cry.


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 10:59:43 [Preview] No.303211 del
Dijon enema.


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 11:00:07 [Preview] No.303212 del
>>303210
>American
Point disregarded.


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 11:00:50 [Preview] No.303213 del
>>303212
American-style mustard enema.


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 11:01:32 [Preview] No.303214 del
>>303213
Dijon is more based.


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 11:01:53 [Preview] No.303215 del
>>303210
Were your tears sweet and salty?


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 11:02:27 [Preview] No.303216 del
>>303214
Dijon is for smearing, American is for squirting.


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 11:03:14 [Preview] No.303217 del
Fat shaming actually makes a lot of fatties lose weight


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 11:04:48 [Preview] No.303218 del
>>303210
The point of harassing second breakfasteds isn't to make them feel bad it's to make them stop being second breakfasteds.


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 11:05:51 [Preview] No.303219 del
>>303218
>>303217
You're going to get eaten.


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 11:05:51 [Preview] No.303220 del
>>303218
It rarely works.


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 11:06:40 [Preview] No.303221 del
I'm not even half way through my fast, Christ. At least sleep will knock me through most of the rest of it.


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 11:07:22 [Preview] No.303222 del
>>303221
You are doing well but you have been a massive bitch about it.


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 11:07:30 [Preview] No.303223 del
Might put some olives on a hashbrown and post a photo of it with the caption:
UH UH UH FLAVOURTOWN


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 11:07:39 [Preview] No.303224 del
>>303221
Stay strong.


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 11:08:21 [Preview] No.303225 del
>>303222
You're being a massive bitch without doing anything well.


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 11:08:28 [Preview] No.303226 del
>>303222
I know. I am hoping I get better. Telling you about it helps keep me accountable. I will try to not bring it up as much.
Will you want pancake photos tomorrow?


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 11:09:51 [Preview] No.303227 del
>>303226
Blueberry?


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 11:10:42 [Preview] No.303228 del
>>303226
>Will you want pancake photos tomorrow?
Yes please.


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 11:11:48 [Preview] No.303229 del
>>303217
And that's why it must be stopped.


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 11:12:20 [Preview] No.303230 del
An M is just a W upside down.


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 11:12:24 [Preview] No.303231 del
>>303223
Based.


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 11:12:50 [Preview] No.303232 del


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 11:14:23 [Preview] No.303233 del
>>303206
y im cool


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 11:14:24 [Preview] No.303234 del
>>303223
Have you posted any magnificent photos of food on here?


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 11:14:35 [Preview] No.303235 del
>>303226
Feel free to talk about it as much as you want.
I'm interested in your progress, I've never tried a fast before. Do you weigh yourself often?
I find talking about my alcoholism helps a bit too, there are other boongs on here, just like there are other executives on here.

Probably inappropriate to combine with this post, but I am considering garlic prawns as a meal prep option upon my return to office wageing.


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 11:16:10 [Preview] No.303236 del
>>303210
sorry sweety the globalhomo deems you a white guy and hence not oppresed


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 11:17:01 [Preview] No.303237 del
>>303223
> olives

ahah he cant even reach my pickle rick game


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 11:18:09 [Preview] No.303238 del
>>303234
I will sometimes cook some meat that daddy buys me. I just throw it in the oven as I don't know how to cook otherwise.


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 11:19:50 [Preview] No.303239 del
>>303238
Based.


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 11:21:39 [Preview] No.303240 del
>>303235
>Do you weigh yourself often?
No, every couple of months or so. I've got some scales; I don't know why I don't weigh myself more often. I am mostly motivated to lose a bit of weight for the sake of appearances. I am slightly overweight and rather insecure about having a bit of a paunch visible in a t-shirt.


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 11:26:52 [Preview] No.303242 del
Apparently my Nanna (Mum's Mum) is very unwell and my Mum has contacted Dad on facebook. NEETlore NEETs may recall this happening before I was joking about how my sister's son is the same age as my half brother, which turned into a conversation about bogans and Tasmanians. He ended it with 'How do you know when your sister is in her mensural cycle? your brother's dick tastes different
He gave me a number which may be my Nannas, but also may be Mums.
Last time I went on a long cruise and found a random phone box to call her from.


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 11:27:53 [Preview] No.303243 del
>>303226
What flavour?


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 11:30:12 [Preview] No.303244 del
>>303241
I do not like tha they are looking that far back.


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 11:31:27 [Preview] No.303245 del
>>303241
>>303241
I see it as pretty similar to setting up a fake voting booth which would almost certainly be illegal.
It is trying to deprive someone of their vote in both cases.


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 11:32:05 [Preview] No.303246 del
>>303243
Pancake flavour.


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 11:32:37 [Preview] No.303247 del
>>303242
A difficult situation. I am thinking of you.


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 11:32:44 [Preview] No.303248 del
True power comes from pissing into your own mouth.


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 11:33:33 [Preview] No.303249 del
>>303207
Are you an executive?


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 11:34:49 [Preview] No.303250 del
>>303249
I'll executive you.


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 11:36:13 [Preview] No.303251 del
>>303246
I want it fatty sweat flavour.


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 11:37:13 [Preview] No.303252 del
>>303247
She was very good to me when I was little.
When mum would go out, I would spend most of the time with Nanna and Grandpa.


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 11:38:13 [Preview] No.303253 del
I remember eating pears from the tree out the back, washing swaying in the hot north wind and counting carriages with her.
Fuark.


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 11:38:39 [Preview] No.303254 del
Good night friends.


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 11:39:21 [Preview] No.303255 del
>>303254
Good night my friend.


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 11:39:37 [Preview] No.303256 del


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 11:40:12 [Preview] No.303257 del
Nuro's neetlore was flawed once.


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 11:40:56 [Preview] No.303258 del
>>303257
Nuro can bend reality to whatever he wants.


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 11:41:13 [Preview] No.303259 del
Going to do the dishes and hang the washing out.


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 11:41:51 [Preview] No.303260 del
Going to do the dishes and hang myself.


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 11:42:49 [Preview] No.303261 del
I always binge at night. So far a can of beans, two of those frozen crumbed fish fillets (cooked) and a bowl of muesli now.


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 11:43:01 [Preview] No.303262 del
>>303241
It was fucking hysterical back in 2016. Unfortunately the humorless cultural marxists who have seized power in 2021 don't like cheeky pranks.


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 11:43:53 [Preview] No.303263 del
>>303261
At least it’s not extremely calorie dense junk


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 11:44:02 [Preview] No.303264 del
Going to do the dishes and hug myself


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 11:44:18 [Preview] No.303265 del
>>303258
i have always been accurate


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 11:44:40 [Preview] No.303266 del
I am going to rub my cock on all these dishwashing NEET arses.


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 11:44:53 [Preview] No.303267 del
>>303263
The quality is improving, the quantity needs to be my focus now.
>>303264
Can I hug you as well?


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 11:45:56 [Preview] No.303268 del
I questioned the based one and was labelled as a heretic by nice and narky NEETs alike once


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 11:47:24 [Preview] No.303269 del
>>303266
I hope the just smile and don't flinch their bottoms


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 11:48:07 [Preview] No.303270 del
>>303267
We can all hug it out.


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 11:50:55 [Preview] No.303271 del
I committed a hate crime once.


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 11:59:53 [Preview] No.303272 del
I commit hate crimes daily against myself.

Just made a potentially cringy post on slack asking a dev for guidance on which cloud skills to learn first


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 12:18:51 [Preview] No.303273 del
>>303272
Are the devs pajeets?


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 12:24:54 [Preview] No.303274 del
Does not working seriously make you more racist?

https://www.smh.com.au/politics/federal/neo-nazis-go-bush-grampians-gathering-highlights-rise-of-australia-s-far-right-20210127-p56xbf.html

>ASIO’s deputy director-general, Heather Cook, told a parliamentary committee last year the COVID-19 pandemic was fuelling a surge in radicalisation because “of the amount of time individuals are spending in isolation, working from home or not in school”.


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 12:32:46 [Preview] No.303275 del
>>303274
YOUR A WHITE MALE !


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 12:34:47 [Preview] No.303276 del
>>303275
White women are too busy in Dandenong getting fucked by Sudanese weed dealers who don't follow the joke lockdown restrictions and posting on tiktok about it.


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 12:52:04 [Preview] No.303277 del
This was actually really good

https://youtube.com/watch?v=FpKNFCFABp0 [Embed]


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 12:54:37 [Preview] No.303278 del
>07.Pirates, Crypto, and the Secret History of Windows Product Activation


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 13:04:35 [Preview] No.303279 del
I wonder what's it's like to wake up not hungover, and go surfing at the beach with a girl who likes you. I wish I had done more than just sit at home and drink for the past 8+ years


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 13:12:15 [Preview] No.303280 del
>>303279
its ok fren the timelines merged in 2012 everyone felt it, well get back


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 15:43:42 [Preview] No.303281 del
hecka plecka


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 18:26:01 [Preview] No.303282 del
Morning neeties. Drawing up another list of things todo today that I probably won't do.


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 18:58:39 [Preview] No.303283 del
mordning


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 19:10:51 [Preview] No.303284 del
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>>303274
Thats funny. How about maybe they look into the Khalid school in Coburg, the fucking open secret money laundering operation known as halal certification and the fucking radicals that get pumped out of campbellfield mosque. I know they're concerned about it.

They intend to isolate us, and sic their fucking hordes of shitskin hate mobs against us. For shame you fucking traitorous federal officers. Our ancestors would be ashamed of you.>>303275


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 20:00:32 [Preview] No.303285 del
Massive stormfront moving in on melbourne neets. Say goodbye to monk/sperg/shitey/numerous trash tier no-name neets.
http://www.bom.gov.au/products/IDR023.loop.shtml


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 20:27:15 [Preview] No.303286 del
>>303188
It must have been why I slept better last night.

>>303210
>big queens


>>303242
Have a wank while wondering family dynamics.

>>303271
Big crimes?

>>303285
>numerous trash tier no-name neets.
Back bone of the wank economy.

>>303282
>>303283
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 20:43:55 [Preview] No.303288 del
>>303286
>>303283
>>303282

Good Morning Neetizens


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 20:45:22 [Preview] No.303289 del
>>303288
Good morning Nuro.


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 20:51:58 [Preview] No.303290 del


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 20:55:56 [Preview] No.303291 del
>>303290
Good morning NEET.


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 21:05:13 [Preview] No.303292 del
>Aussie restaurant goes viral for using NEGATIVE reviews on its flyers - including one from a customer who complained 'I need a refund'
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9196513/Perth-Chinese-restaurant-goes-viral-including-negative-reviews-flyers.html


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 21:07:19 [Preview] No.303293 del
NEET council
>The 'paradise' in HELL: Unseen photos reveal inside of Auschwitz commandant Rudolf Hoess' luxury villa with its beautiful garden hidden behind high walls to shield his family from horrors of Nazi death camp
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9197209/Unseen-photos-reveal-inside-Auschwitz-commandant-Rudolf-Hoess-luxury-villa.html


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 21:09:22 [Preview] No.303294 del
>How smoking cannabis can affect your intelligence: Using the drug once a week for six months can knock off two IQ points and could have 'significant effects' on teens' verbal skills
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-9197029/People-use-cannabis-weekly-six-months-lose-two-IQ-points-study-warns.html


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 21:16:00 [Preview] No.303295 del
>>303293
They shouldn't print stuff like this. Uneducated conspiracy theorists might use the fact that hoss had his family living at auschwitz as evidence that maybe things weren't all that bad there.


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 21:23:55 [Preview] No.303296 del
>>303295
>that maybe things weren't all that bad there.
The Stanford prison experiment had an interesting perspective on the influence of power in authority.


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 21:31:52 [Preview] No.303297 del
Made it home. Doing big poo.


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 21:32:26 [Preview] No.303298 del
>>303293
He even had a computer


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 21:38:16 [Preview] No.303299 del
>>303298
I think that was people were in ownership of the place at a later date, as there is a comment about the tiles in the bathroom being the same as the one described in a book by the nanny.


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 21:54:43 [Preview] No.303300 del
>>303290
Good morning my friend.


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 22:16:47 [Preview] No.303301 del
time for a monster


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 22:17:21 [Preview] No.303302 del
Looking forward to those pancake pictures.


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 22:23:42 [Preview] No.303303 del
>>303301
White monster?


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 22:29:22 [Preview] No.303304 del


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 22:30:30 [Preview] No.303305 del
ordered a breaky roll deal from the cafe, will pick it up on the ride to work on the eeb, will do some shit and then grab the work van to drive to the hospital for my orthopedic appointment today, will get back and see the doc for some fresh repeats at 2:20 and then load up and head the point and get danned.

full day ahead


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 22:31:49 [Preview] No.303306 del
>>303305
Sounds based.


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 22:40:06 [Preview] No.303307 del
forgot i had a longneck of stout in the fridge
that's like winning the lottery


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 22:43:16 [Preview] No.303308 del
>>303307
Dan's desire.


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 22:44:43 [Preview] No.303309 del
>>303308
Can't drink it until I get back from Air Rifle tonight.


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 22:54:44 [Preview] No.303310 del
>>303309
Do they bretho you or is it more the condition of the license you hold?


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 22:58:13 [Preview] No.303312 del
>>303310
They don't, but as a general rule if you've been drinking you don't handle firearms.
The Firearms Act doesn't specify a quantity or BAC, when talking about maintaining effective control of a firearm. That sounds good in theory (you could treat it like driving and .05), but in practice it means it's one more way the Police could fuck you over if they wanted to.


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 22:58:22 [Preview] No.303313 del
A dog across the road is becoming progressively more squeaky as it keeps barking.


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 22:59:07 [Preview] No.303314 del
>>303313
It needs a squirt of WD40. It craves it!


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 22:59:43 [Preview] No.303315 del
>>303313
Becoming hoarse. A small horse.


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 22:59:49 [Preview] No.303316 del
>>303314
It honestly needs it!


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 23:03:36 [Preview] No.303317 del
>>303315
It has shut up for now but will start again when it hears something in the street.


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 23:11:38 [Preview] No.303318 del
First day back at the office and I've just woken up an hour after I'm supposed to be there


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 23:12:47 [Preview] No.303319 del
>>303318
You're going to have to work on getting up earlier because they'll know you're not available now.


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 23:21:42 [Preview] No.303320 del
>>303318
Perhaps being forced to go to work will help unfuck some of your problems/attitude.


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 23:38:49 [Preview] No.303321 del
Haven't posted here in a few hours. Just making this post so that I feel less lonely


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 23:42:38 [Preview] No.303322 del
>>303321
What did you have for breakfast?


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 23:49:25 [Preview] No.303323 del
>>303322
Spaghetti.


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 23:51:01 [Preview] No.303324 del
>>303323
spaghetts


NEET 01/28/2021 (Thu) 23:58:15 [Preview] No.303325 del
Specifically, 300 ml worth, reheated from a frozen container I put it in. Made up of 3 star mince (yuck, next time get quality stuff from the butcher), tinned tomatoes, pasta sauce, onions, garlic, pesto, crumbled feta, pepper, parmesan, pasta swirls, topped with two slices of vintage cheddar. The cheap mince was definitely a mistake.


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 00:02:11 [Preview] No.303326 del
>>303325
>3 star mince
Just get the stuff with a higher rating. 4/5 star is nicer.


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 00:04:47 [Preview] No.303327 del
cheap supermarket mince is absolute garbage
you need some fat for taste in burgers and things, but the cheap stuff is just dog food


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 00:07:09 [Preview] No.303328 del
>>303326
>>303327
I know, I know. Just trying to live like a poorfag for once.


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 00:07:31 [Preview] No.303329 del
>>303285
She's a wet one


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 00:08:38 [Preview] No.303330 del
>>303328
I get it, but you'll learn there are some things you don't scrimp on: mince and toilet paper are two.
You can use rolled oats or breadcrumb to absorb some of the fat when cooking mince.


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 00:08:49 [Preview] No.303331 del
>>303327
The issue is society want to keep peanuts for it and I think that's the problem. People don't really care about the quality but instead the quantity price per kilogram.


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 00:12:36 [Preview] No.303332 del
Aramex formally Fastway have had a parcel in Sydney since 27/1 where it was picked up and it still isn't with a driver. Expected time for delivery is one business day. I wish some companies would use Australia Post.


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 00:15:32 [Preview] No.303333 del
>>303332
yeah, i had an ebay seller send something with some mob called "direct freight express"
no notification they were coming
card in letterbox
hoops to jump through for re-delivery or collection
they should be forced to use AP so you can just collect something you've missed the same day from the post office


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 00:16:25 [Preview] No.303334 del
Just finished the second one. Already struggling. My stomach must have shrunk.


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 00:18:53 [Preview] No.303335 del
>>303333
>so you can just collect something you've missed the same day from the post office
The only downside is sometimes the cunts complain about the size of the package. One local news agency would only accept packages if it would fit into this cupboard. If you know a package is ready it's not like you're going to be longer than a day or two to pick it up.


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 00:25:06 [Preview] No.303336 del
>>303334
Looks good. Is that jam on top?


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 00:28:02 [Preview] No.303337 del
>>303336
Yes. I stocked up on fancy aldi jam since mummybot doesn't send it anymore.


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 00:28:49 [Preview] No.303338 del
>>303337
it looks a bit like a baby duck


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 00:29:40 [Preview] No.303339 del
>>303338
kek, it does.


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 00:51:05 [Preview] No.303340 del
>>303339
Plot twist - it was actually jelly made from collagen that pancake neet got from boiling a baby duck last night


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 00:53:55 [Preview] No.303341 del
>>303340
It's the mallard of good luck.


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 01:01:48 [Preview] No.303342 del
Electricity bill only $217 for the quarter. I don't think I have ever had a lower bill.


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 01:05:50 [Preview] No.303343 del
>>303334
Looks good.


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 01:06:51 [Preview] No.303344 del
Trying out a black instant like that NEET taught me.


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 01:07:45 [Preview] No.303345 del
>>303344
Be careful of the gremlins.


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 01:08:01 [Preview] No.303346 del
>>303342
That's pretty dam good.


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 01:09:22 [Preview] No.303347 del
>>303346
>dam good
I don't think any of it was hydro power.


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 01:09:30 [Preview] No.303348 del
>>303345
I honestly don't think I'll need to worry too much after this cup.


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 01:11:53 [Preview] No.303349 del
The black instants hype the gremlins up.


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 01:14:02 [Preview] No.303350 del
A post from reddit. Does anyone know the answer?:

There used to be this televangelist that was constantly on t.v. at my grandma's house in Adelaide in the 1990's and he'd always talk about how there was "so much pain in the world." The commercials were relentless and drove us all crazy. Do any of you remember his name?


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 01:17:32 [Preview] No.303351 del
Might cook a couple of chicken drumsticks for late-breakfast.


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 01:18:52 [Preview] No.303352 del
>>303350
Doesn't ring a bell to me.
I don't recall any evangalists having adverts on commercial television.
Lynn Arnold (former Premier, now Deacon) did voice overs for various christian adverts, along with Word Vision and Anglicare.


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 01:18:59 [Preview] No.303353 del
>>303351
Eat the Cartilage on the ends. You need the collagen.


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 01:23:09 [Preview] No.303354 del
>>303343
>>303336
>>303337
>>303338
>>303339
>>303340
>>303341
My 24 hour fast concluded at 10:20 this morning (Adelaide time).
When I woke up this morning I was expecting an extreme need4feed but it wasn't a problem. I felt hungry but in a way that I was perfectly in control of. It was there but I had no compulsion to eat. I made pancakes and had some greek yogurt for breakky. It was either that or two fish fillets in a hamburger. I should've gone with the latter in retrospect. I've gotten a bit sick of pancakes due to making them so often. It is nice being able to have milk in my coffee now. It is not so much the taste but the viscosity that I care about there.
My mental agility seemed to increase, I felt a bit sharper than usual but also a bit weaker but no less energetic. I will eat like normal for a few days and then try a 36 hour fast.


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 01:23:21 [Preview] No.303355 del
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NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 01:25:15 [Preview] No.303356 del
At the cage
Holy shit I'm sick of it already


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 01:26:24 [Preview] No.303357 del
>>303356
it's what you need right now


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 01:26:29 [Preview] No.303358 del
>>303355
Queensland still best land.


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 01:27:55 [Preview] No.303359 del
>>303358
The reference to Xi-Land was noice too.


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 01:29:46 [Preview] No.303360 del
>>303355
Did some print out that newspaper?


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 01:32:17 [Preview] No.303361 del
>>303354
You did well NEET.


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 01:32:34 [Preview] No.303362 del


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 01:38:23 [Preview] No.303363 del
having that stout
it will be out of my system soon enough


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 01:39:26 [Preview] No.303364 del
>>303356
Have you seen Pajeet yet?


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 01:40:43 [Preview] No.303365 del
>tfw want to go on a NEETwalk but its been drizzling all day so far and doesn't look like stopping.
I might put on my rain coat and go for a walk anyway.


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 01:40:48 [Preview] No.303366 del
>>303363
>it will be out of my system soon enough
>>303031


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 01:44:22 [Preview] No.303367 del
>>303366
heh
I made a chicken burger for lunch, so I am not drinking on an empty stomach.


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 01:45:32 [Preview] No.303368 del


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 01:46:52 [Preview] No.303369 del
>>303368
why would somebody make a spectacle of themselves like that?


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 01:49:55 [Preview] No.303370 del
>>303368
He's develop a thicc fupa

>>303369
I think for the attention and it probably provides him enough money. That half chan gif thread someone posted the other day had content was much more awful that I can imagine.


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 01:52:02 [Preview] No.303371 del
Tossing up between a Skyrim playthrough or HoI4.


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 01:53:59 [Preview] No.303372 del
>>303371
>a Skyrim playthrough
Do that and play as a Lizardman.


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 01:54:45 [Preview] No.303373 del
>>303371
>a Skyrim playthrough
Do that and play as Wombler.


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 01:55:23 [Preview] No.303374 del
>>303373
>>303372
I was going to play as a cat.


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 01:57:10 [Preview] No.303375 del
Apparently my office building just got a defibrillator. Have asked to audit it.


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 01:59:13 [Preview] No.303376 del
>>303364
Yes I asked him for a Display port to VGA adaptor and he told me to just use a VGA cable, even after I explained the only port I have left is DP
Gonna be a nightmare when I ask for updated office licenses


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 02:01:07 [Preview] No.303377 del
>>303376
Down tools and go home until you're furnished with the requisite adapters.


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 02:02:51 [Preview] No.303378 del
>>303376
just tell him to order you a Delock 62967 or you'll send him back to india


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 02:03:43 [Preview] No.303379 del
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>>303368
dont post it


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 02:04:47 [Preview] No.303380 del
>>303379
Czech it out.


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 02:06:10 [Preview] No.303381 del
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>>303380
nonononoooonoo


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 02:11:25 [Preview] No.303382 del
Just did a big poo.


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 02:11:54 [Preview] No.303383 del
>>303382
Did it flush?


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 02:12:40 [Preview] No.303384 del
Possum bankrupted my hedge fund once.


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 02:13:48 [Preview] No.303385 del
>>303383
Yes, minimal skidmarks.


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 02:15:08 [Preview] No.303386 del
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NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 02:15:57 [Preview] No.303387 del
Race War USA: 2021.


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 02:17:08 [Preview] No.303388 del
>>303387
last year was pretty fun to watch tbh


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 02:20:08 [Preview] No.303389 del
>>303388
Hopefully this season gets even better.


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 02:27:55 [Preview] No.303390 del
I am going to play HoI4.


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 02:30:04 [Preview] No.303391 del
>>303390
play some kenshi


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 02:33:04 [Preview] No.303392 del
Possum stopped me from purchasing stocks so his shorted stocks could expire at less than $200 on the 29th of Jan once.


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 02:41:22 [Preview] No.303394 del
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It reminds of this image tbh


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 02:48:18 [Preview] No.303395 del
The annoying thing is that the leftards have run with it and are now complaining about Wall Street Bets being taken over by "Nazis".


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 02:49:24 [Preview] No.303396 del
>>303395
They have to keep themselves busy with something.


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 02:50:07 [Preview] No.303397 del
>>303395
I immediately see anyone that calls another person a Nazi as nothing but a drooling, mouth breathing retard.


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 02:50:14 [Preview] No.303398 del
>>303396
It's like women and jews infiltrate everything white men have built and then shit it up.


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 02:51:56 [Preview] No.303399 del
>>303398
It's ultimately just Jews, every other group is just a pawn being used by the kvetching puppet masters.


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 02:54:28 [Preview] No.303400 del
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>>303398
Sometimes it is just entitlement. Those people who have nothing better to do.


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 03:06:16 [Preview] No.303402 del
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Hmmmm


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 03:07:29 [Preview] No.303403 del
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Hmmmmm


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 03:08:20 [Preview] No.303404 del
>>303401
>>303402
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 03:11:19 [Preview] No.303405 del
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NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 03:11:53 [Preview] No.303406 del
For many are called, but few are chosen. - Matthew 22:14


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 03:13:48 [Preview] No.303407 del


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 03:14:25 [Preview] No.303408 del
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NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 03:15:10 [Preview] No.303409 del
>>303405
Ye' old wank extractor.


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 03:19:57 [Preview] No.303410 del
For the wages of sin is death; but the gift of God is eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lord. - Romans 6:23


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 03:21:23 [Preview] No.303411 del
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NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 03:22:34 [Preview] No.303412 del
>>303410
>Incel Uprising at the Maid Cafe
>>Don't let the Twitch staff wardrobe and lack of muscle fiber fool you: This army of limp-wristed, mouth-breathing fun-seekers have reached their breaking point and shit just hit the fan water-cooled RTX 3080. Consider this a warning to all women that can fit in a rowboat.
https://efukt.com/23301_Incel_Uprising_at_the_Maid_Cafe.html


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 03:37:02 [Preview] No.303413 del
An ambulance is out in the street. They are here to take the crazy bitch next door away again. They have the gurney out and the straps ready to secure her. She is arguing with them in her yard. She sounds like she is possessed by Satan.


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 03:40:09 [Preview] No.303414 del
>>303413
>She sounds like she is possessed by Satan.
Throw some holy water onto her.


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 03:42:18 [Preview] No.303415 del
$7,600 savings so far from this fortnight's NEETbux payment. I've got $417.63 left for the rest of the fortnight, any left over from that will be dumped into my second account the night before my next payment.


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 03:43:01 [Preview] No.303416 del
>>303415
Big payment?


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 03:43:08 [Preview] No.303417 del
>>303415
What will you do with your savings?


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 03:43:40 [Preview] No.303418 del
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>>303413
>They are here to take the crazy bitch next door away again


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 03:44:12 [Preview] No.303419 del
>>303417
Spend it all on piss.


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 03:44:21 [Preview] No.303420 del
>>303417
I'm planning on going overseas if/when the buttholes open.


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 03:44:32 [Preview] No.303421 del
>>303415
You're going well neet.


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 03:45:34 [Preview] No.303422 del
>>303420
Nothing better than an open butthole tbh


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 03:46:06 [Preview] No.303423 del
>>303422
A gaped one is even better.


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 04:11:37 [Preview] No.303426 del
>>303424
All the culture.

>>303425
I am amazed that got through.


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 04:12:31 [Preview] No.303427 del
>>303426
>I am amazed that got through.
NT
they're a little more chillaxed up there


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 04:13:43 [Preview] No.303428 del
>>303427
>they're a little more chillaxed up there
Perhaps he can claim it's a cultural thing from India.


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 04:14:16 [Preview] No.303429 del
>>303413
Ambo's see this sort of thing all the time. She's just having her period.


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 04:15:04 [Preview] No.303430 del
>>303415
Invest it all on gamestop. Short squeeze possum's testicles.


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 04:15:33 [Preview] No.303431 del
>>303428
you could also register sndbobs pty ltd with asic and then claim it's a business related plate


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 04:15:49 [Preview] No.303432 del
Literally don't have the psychological energy to do anything. I need to pay bills TODAY, and study, but just cbf.


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 04:17:02 [Preview] No.303433 del
>>303432
paying bills is a 30 second job with internet banking and bpay or whatever


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 04:17:58 [Preview] No.303434 del
>>303433
I'll bpay your arse.


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 04:19:36 [Preview] No.303435 del
>>303433
I know, but I'd rather post here whining about it. Also I have anxiety about the money.


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 04:19:49 [Preview] No.303436 del
>>303434
promises, promises


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 04:20:11 [Preview] No.303437 del
>>303435
well you wont have any once you're done


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 04:29:29 [Preview] No.303438 del
60 bucks at Officeworks because pajeet didn't "approve" me having a 3rd monitor


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 04:29:46 [Preview] No.303439 del
Might have an energy drink and dexie to help motivate me. God my neurons must be burnt out.


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 04:31:07 [Preview] No.303440 del
>>303438
is pajeet an actual manager who makes decisions, or just the desktop support janitor trying to throw his weight around?


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 04:39:35 [Preview] No.303441 del
>>303438
Claim it back on tax.


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 04:39:55 [Preview] No.303442 del
>>303439
Have a wank


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 04:43:22 [Preview] No.303443 del
Finally found the christmas card my mum sent me more than a month ago, and put it on the table. It's the only christmas card I got this year.


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 04:43:31 [Preview] No.303444 del
>Regretfully, we are unable to confirm the location of your consignment at this time. A depot search has been requested and we will contact you as soon as new information becomes available.
>Fastway Couriers Sydney
How comforting.


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 04:45:05 [Preview] No.303445 del
I had a vegemite sandwich.


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 04:45:58 [Preview] No.303446 del
Watched my savings dropped below $1000 for the first time in 5 years.


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 04:46:59 [Preview] No.303447 del
>>303446
You'll be right. Just be frugal for the next fortnight or month until you get paid again.


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 04:47:27 [Preview] No.303448 del
My savings is currently at $37,000.00.


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 04:52:36 [Preview] No.303449 del
>>303448
What will you be doing with that amount?


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 04:56:15 [Preview] No.303450 del
>>303449
I want to invest it.


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 04:56:56 [Preview] No.303451 del
>>303448
Bigboi


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 04:57:15 [Preview] No.303452 del
>>303450
stonks


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 04:57:40 [Preview] No.303453 del
>>303450
Buy those gamestop stocks that all the cool kids are talking about.


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 05:12:51 [Preview] No.303454 del
prosnis samurai, ty OBOSRALSYA


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 05:14:39 [Preview] No.303455 del


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 05:17:16 [Preview] No.303456 del
>>303455
da ebalo zakroi gamburger


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 05:23:14 [Preview] No.303457 del
are there black girls in australia? what do they smell like?
and i mean black not abbos


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 05:23:31 [Preview] No.303458 del
>>303456
Pivo prosim


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 05:25:37 [Preview] No.303459 del
>>303457
Are you actually Czech?


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 05:25:53 [Preview] No.303460 del
>>303456
You had a nice Hamburger?


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 05:28:30 [Preview] No.303461 del
Switched to Ritalin for a bit.


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 05:31:30 [Preview] No.303462 del
>>303458
jasne sefe
>>303459
sort of, second generation russian
>>303460
i wish


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 05:54:34 [Preview] No.303463 del
Forgot to bring the mong pills to work
Feeling a bit weird


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 06:09:36 [Preview] No.303464 del


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 06:16:10 [Preview] No.303465 del
>>303457
They exist in some places.
Adelaide has quite a few Sudanese.


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 06:19:37 [Preview] No.303466 del
>>303463
You should tell them you left your medication and need to get it. Go straight home.


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 06:26:51 [Preview] No.303467 del
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Did a shiddy


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 06:27:04 [Preview] No.303468 del
Feeling woe'd.


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 06:28:08 [Preview] No.303469 del
>>303467
Big shiddy?


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 06:28:29 [Preview] No.303470 del
Have to have a shower and wash my neetstick shortly.


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 06:29:15 [Preview] No.303471 del
>>303470
Adjust your washing speed.


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 06:30:53 [Preview] No.303472 del
My knee is still sore. Considering going to the gym.
Would deadlifting put much strain on my knees?


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 06:31:36 [Preview] No.303473 del


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 06:32:41 [Preview] No.303474 del
>>303473
Wipe it!


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 06:34:56 [Preview] No.303475 del
It's taken news.com.au all day to write this article
>Google pop-up over media code is a bit rich considering their tax payments
https://www.news.com.au/technology/online/internet/google-popup-over-media-code-is-a-bit-rich-considering-their-tax-payments/news-story/22f8a4ef7252ab9f047e6abe12c9a66f


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 06:36:24 [Preview] No.303476 del
>>303472
I want to say not if you're doing it properly, but you'll hurt yourself, so don't do it.


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 06:37:15 [Preview] No.303477 del
>>303474
big mess


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 06:37:25 [Preview] No.303478 del
I would fuck the shit out of Kaja Kallas.
She is still slightly outranked by Sanna Marin though.


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 06:37:46 [Preview] No.303479 del
>>303475
Eh fuck murdoch shit, i'd rather trust google.


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 06:38:41 [Preview] No.303480 del
>>303475
It's taken news.com.au all week to write this article


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 06:39:28 [Preview] No.303481 del
>>303476
The knee injury is running related.
My form on the deadlift is pretty good. I'm going to do it but I'll take it easy.


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 06:39:49 [Preview] No.303482 del
>>303481
nek minit


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 06:44:30 [Preview] No.303483 del
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Me in the middle.


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 06:47:26 [Preview] No.303484 del
Anal.


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 06:48:24 [Preview] No.303486 del
>>303479
It's very poorly written about the issue Google is addressing instead talking about their tax but not explaining it's relevance in their current bargaining process.

>>303480
I don't doubt that fact.


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 06:48:46 [Preview] No.303487 del
'ate grey skins
'ate scalies
'ate knife eared faggots
luv skyrim
luv talos
luv mead
simple as


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 06:49:43 [Preview] No.303488 del
Murdoch is a seppo kike that sold Australia to the Chinks.


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 06:53:24 [Preview] No.303489 del
Having a browse of nuro's tiktok account.


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 06:54:31 [Preview] No.303490 del
I like how the shop he supposedly works for doesn't even list him amongst their staff.


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 06:54:56 [Preview] No.303491 del
>>303489
Lots of favourite videos?


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 06:55:34 [Preview] No.303492 del
>>303490
Not this shit again.


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 06:56:11 [Preview] No.303493 del
>>303492
Be careful, he'll start exploding about Nuro. It's all Nuro's fault.


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 06:58:56 [Preview] No.303494 del
>>303493
You as well. Both sides are dipshits.


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 06:59:06 [Preview] No.303495 del
>>303483
Very gay.


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 07:00:16 [Preview] No.303496 del
>>303495
You're just jealous you're not in there.


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 07:04:17 [Preview] No.303497 del
>>303496
What if he's in the shame corner?


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 07:04:27 [Preview] No.303498 del
>>303496
Hmmmmmmm


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 07:04:46 [Preview] No.303499 del
>>303483
'The Ausneets story - 5 bottoms in search of a top'


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 07:05:01 [Preview] No.303500 del
Hello gentlemen and bugmen. I had great day today. Nothings going to break my stride.

> good park at my hospital
> only had to wait 15 mins for my orthopaedic appointment
> doctor was professional and helpful
> got some Guzman’s on the way
> 2 burritos one for lunch
> got back to the shop
> got paid
> went to doctor appoint
> blood pressure way down
> got some more panadeine repeats
> had employment agency meeting
> got referred to new hot girl
> went to dans
> went to the point
> getting a nice positive buzz

Fuck Yeah.


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 07:05:19 [Preview] No.303501 del
>>303498
Hmmmmmmm yourself.


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 07:05:28 [Preview] No.303502 del
Wage pooooo


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 07:05:45 [Preview] No.303503 del
Wage pooooo


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 07:05:54 [Preview] No.303504 del
>>303499
Romantic tale of lust.


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 07:06:45 [Preview] No.303505 del
>>303500
Good afternoon Nuro.

>> doctor was professional and helpful
Are you going to have the operation?


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 07:07:03 [Preview] No.303506 del


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 07:07:26 [Preview] No.303507 del
>>303503
>>303502
Based double posting.


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 07:08:29 [Preview] No.303508 del
>>303502
Show us ya bulge, baby.


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 07:09:24 [Preview] No.303509 del
>>303508
I doubt Endchan could handle the file size he needs.


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 07:12:46 [Preview] No.303510 del
>>303506
Slow, it came out at its own pace, to push was no use


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 07:14:14 [Preview] No.303511 del
>>303510
If it smelt fear it would run back in.


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 07:21:27 [Preview] No.303512 del
test


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 07:21:34 [Preview] No.303513 del
>>303502
Nicely pooed


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 07:21:41 [Preview] No.303514 del
post


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 07:23:04 [Preview] No.303515 del
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:-(


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 07:24:11 [Preview] No.303516 del
>>303512
You passed!


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 07:24:36 [Preview] No.303517 del
This is annoying as shit. Some cunt got my VPN banned and now i have to post from the ConUS.


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 07:26:10 [Preview] No.303518 del
>>303517
Damn dude, that's crazy.


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 07:29:27 [Preview] No.303519 del
>>303517
You should pick a nice Pajeet server.


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 07:30:55 [Preview] No.303520 del
>>303517
Blame yakuza


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 07:32:57 [Preview] No.303521 del
>>303517
>Some cunt got my VPN banned
If it is a free service spammers (i.e. spam, illegal content, disgusting frenchmen) also use that particular service.


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 07:42:39 [Preview] No.303522 del
Might cook eggs.


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 07:44:41 [Preview] No.303523 del
>>303518
STFU Condacending prick


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 07:45:36 [Preview] No.303524 del
>>303312
Do they say anything about mescaline?


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 07:46:12 [Preview] No.303525 del
>>303319
>working on getting to work


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 07:46:20 [Preview] No.303526 del
>>303523
Take a chill pill seppoNEET.


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 07:46:54 [Preview] No.303527 del
>>303525
Who are you quoting?


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 07:47:22 [Preview] No.303528 del
>>303328
Don't listen to the fancy NEETs it's fine.
You're going to cover it in sauce or spices anyway.
They can't really tell the difference.


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 07:48:04 [Preview] No.303529 del
>>303329
>when you can/can't
I don't get it.


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 07:48:55 [Preview] No.303530 del
>>303334
That's not sugar and lemon juice.


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 07:49:44 [Preview] No.303531 del
Not enjoying this schooner at the local


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 07:50:15 [Preview] No.303532 del
>>303528
If it's Coles beef mince 3 star the amount of fat after cooking it is disgusting.


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 07:50:32 [Preview] No.303533 del
>>303531
Have you taken the mong tablets?


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 07:50:44 [Preview] No.303534 del
>>303350
I remember an ad on Central gts/bkn that was the thing about Jesus knocking three times for loaves of bread.
That was on daily.


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 07:51:03 [Preview] No.303535 del
>>303530
It's a mallard.


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 07:51:31 [Preview] No.303536 del
>>303531
Get a redbull and vodka


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 07:51:39 [Preview] No.303537 del
>>303354
Good work.


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 07:52:31 [Preview] No.303538 del
>>303363
THE RULES SAY NO ALCOHOL


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 07:52:38 [Preview] No.303539 del
>>303533
No, didn’t even go inside. Parked the car and came straight here. Poor choice


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 07:53:36 [Preview] No.303540 del
>>303368
I prefer the ones where he sucks the brazilians dick/


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 07:54:06 [Preview] No.303541 del
>>303375
Stick it on your dick.


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 07:55:24 [Preview] No.303542 del
>>303394
I thought the same thing when they said it was a gameshop.


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 07:56:19 [Preview] No.303543 del
>>303401
That was a good word filter.


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 07:57:11 [Preview] No.303544 del
>>303413
Maybe she is, you need to exercise her.


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 07:57:36 [Preview] No.303545 del


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 07:58:34 [Preview] No.303546 del
>>303433
He needs a credit card to do that.


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 07:58:57 [Preview] No.303547 del
>>303448
>.00
To the cent?


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 08:00:25 [Preview] No.303548 del
>>303494
I sit on the fence of Nuro.


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 08:00:52 [Preview] No.303549 del
>>303499
Speak of the devil >>303500


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 08:02:08 [Preview] No.303550 del
>>303515
That only sort of makes sense.


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 08:02:44 [Preview] No.303551 del
>>303540
I don't like those. It is more than I want to know.


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 08:02:59 [Preview] No.303552 del
>>303527
>Whom doth thou quoteth?


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 08:03:13 [Preview] No.303553 del
>>303544
>exercise her.
Exorcise her.


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 08:03:20 [Preview] No.303554 del
>>303531
Get some smack.


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 08:03:39 [Preview] No.303555 del
>>303532
I thought you said the fat was where the flavour was.


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 08:03:52 [Preview] No.303556 del
>>303554
Poorly bantered.


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 08:04:05 [Preview] No.303557 del
>>303535
I cover my mallard in lemon juice.


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 08:05:03 [Preview] No.303558 del
>>303551
His arse looks like a bored out coin slot that someone thought was a key hole.


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 08:05:19 [Preview] No.303559 del
>>303553
You haven't met that NEET.


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 08:07:38 [Preview] No.303560 del
>>303539
You need the mong tablets.


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 08:07:50 [Preview] No.303561 del
>>303556
Low quality post.


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 08:10:31 [Preview] No.303562 del
>>303558
Yours doesn't look any better.


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 08:13:48 [Preview] No.303563 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=FOz8i5nngcE [Embed]


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 08:15:34 [Preview] No.303564 del
>>303562
Mine looks like the end of the inside of a tied balloon.


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 08:17:18 [Preview] No.303565 del
Had a Red's burger today. They let me down.
Was like a chicken royale with a slice of cheese.
A large meal cost $14.


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 08:18:50 [Preview] No.303567 del
(51.91 KB 736x584 wank material.jpg)


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 08:19:32 [Preview] No.303568 del
>>303565
>Red's burger
You should have known better.


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 08:20:29 [Preview] No.303569 del
>>303568
I wanted some of their gravy and popcorn chicken then got persuaded by the billboard.


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 08:21:16 [Preview] No.303570 del


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 08:21:33 [Preview] No.303571 del
>>303560
Just had them, hopefully I'm not too under saturated.

Actually, what the fuck am I saying. I bought a 6 pack, these pills aren't working as well as advertised.
In a shitty mood. Fuck the wage, fuck commuting. What a waste of time. Had to stay late because some gook retard was conveniently sick on a Friday arvo after sounding full of beans during a meeting. Now I sit down and theres 40 minutes until on-call starts.
I accidentally left the TV on all day. I still haven't cooked the meats I got on special that expired 4 days ago.
My card got declined at the bottle-o again. Fuck it, I'll try again tomorrow. FUCK


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 08:22:53 [Preview] No.303572 del
5mg valium, 1.2 standards and a JPS Gold going down the hatch.


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 08:23:22 [Preview] No.303573 del
>>303571
>My card got declined at the bottle-o again


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 08:26:45 [Preview] No.303574 del
>>303571
>conveniently sick on a Friday
This is what you put them through when you chuck a sicky.


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 08:27:28 [Preview] No.303575 del
>>303574
I do the 9-5 shift, no one has to cover for me.


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 08:32:05 [Preview] No.303576 del
>>303575
A chain is as strong as it's weakest link. You are a team.


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 08:41:51 [Preview] No.303577 del
The walls are caving in again, the gremlins have breached the door


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 08:42:58 [Preview] No.303578 del


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 08:45:48 [Preview] No.303579 del
>>303577
They will have their revenge.


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 08:47:18 [Preview] No.303580 del


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 08:48:39 [Preview] No.303581 del
>>303571
Did you see the card declining as a sign?


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 08:50:52 [Preview] No.303582 del
>>303581
Of course, a sign I will ignore, and procrastinate further.
Too stressed out to check my bank account. Still 16 days until I get paid. Once I pay the power bill I'll have about 300 bucks before slipping back into credit.


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 09:01:14 [Preview] No.303583 del
>>303582
What's the limit on the card?


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 09:05:06 [Preview] No.303584 del
>>303583
10 grand


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 09:06:57 [Preview] No.303585 del
gooder


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 09:11:18 [Preview] No.303586 del
>>303584
A true >>303573 would try to get it extended to 15


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 09:15:47 [Preview] No.303587 del
Big mong energy.


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 09:27:57 [Preview] No.303588 del
Dunno how to stop being a loser


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 09:29:32 [Preview] No.303589 del
>>303588
If you ever find out can you tell me.


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 09:29:33 [Preview] No.303590 del
>>303588
Start being a winner


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 09:31:39 [Preview] No.303591 del
>>303589
I have the answer.

Wash your penis.


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 09:31:48 [Preview] No.303592 del
>>303588
>>303589
Start with a soothing wank.


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 09:32:13 [Preview] No.303593 del
>>303591
Hilarious.


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 09:33:55 [Preview] No.303594 del
>>303593
It is no laughing matter, washing my penis daily has put my life in order.


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 09:34:19 [Preview] No.303595 del
Back home nnets

Well danned, still got a burrito from today, feeling really high, might watch robocop again


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 09:34:55 [Preview] No.303596 del
>>303591
A clean Penis is a happy Penis.


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 09:35:33 [Preview] No.303597 del
>>303594
Unlike some NEETs here I already shower daily.


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 09:37:00 [Preview] No.303598 del
actually its basic instinct tonight


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 09:37:01 [Preview] No.303599 del
dont know what to do on the internet
dont know what to watch on tv
dont know what to do
just drink beer and refresh ausneets all night again i guess


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NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 09:38:11 [Preview] No.303601 del
>>303599
Listen to the wireless


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 09:38:29 [Preview] No.303602 del
>>303599
Have a wank


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 09:39:05 [Preview] No.303603 del
>>303601
Listening to your radio dramas?


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 09:39:28 [Preview] No.303604 del
>>303599
I'm going to start playing Grim Dawn and listen to a podcast.


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 09:46:51 [Preview] No.303605 del
>>303595
Based day.


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 09:49:07 [Preview] No.303606 del
FUCK YOU I WONT DO WHAT YOU TELL ME!


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 09:49:16 [Preview] No.303607 del
>>303599
I am listen to Reddit stories on YouTube.


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 09:51:28 [Preview] No.303608 del
>>303606
Have a wank.


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 09:53:10 [Preview] No.303609 del
>>303605
thanks


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 09:53:20 [Preview] No.303610 del
WANKS ON THE PARADE!


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 09:54:45 [Preview] No.303611 del
>>303610
At Norwood.


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 09:55:10 [Preview] No.303612 del
> NURO TRAMELL ?

yes officer...


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 09:57:48 [Preview] No.303613 del
There are no women good enough for Nuro in this country. He will need to head to Hollywood to find someone with the elegance, beauty and class to be the perfect counterpoint to his masculine Basedness.


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 09:59:44 [Preview] No.303614 del
>>303598
Let those flabby thighs free.


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 10:00:02 [Preview] No.303615 del
>>303599
It's a good feel.


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 10:00:33 [Preview] No.303616 del
Choof and goon is a primal hunger.


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NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 10:01:38 [Preview] No.303618 del
>>303613
>masculine


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 10:02:42 [Preview] No.303619 del
You are not pressing refresh enough.


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 10:03:11 [Preview] No.303620 del
>>303618
You're right, masculine doesn't even begin to describe how alpha nuro is.


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 10:03:27 [Preview] No.303621 del
>>303613
The New Based Order will ensure he'll find a top notch lady.


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 10:03:50 [Preview] No.303622 del
>>303619
How often should I?


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 10:04:11 [Preview] No.303623 del
Thinking about eventually moving to one of the capitals.


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 10:04:12 [Preview] No.303624 del
I might order 6 Big Drops tonight with my credit card.


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 10:04:43 [Preview] No.303625 del
>>303622
Three times the rate of posting.


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 10:05:11 [Preview] No.303626 del
>>303623
Why? Most places are awful and require you to earn big money to live there.


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 10:05:27 [Preview] No.303627 del
>>303625
That's fine then.


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 10:05:45 [Preview] No.303628 del
>>303624
Will it accept it?


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 10:07:01 [Preview] No.303629 del
>>303626
My meth town is like that.


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 10:07:17 [Preview] No.303630 del
>>303628
I don't know.


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 10:08:33 [Preview] No.303631 del
Well polished knob


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 10:09:13 [Preview] No.303632 del
>>303631
Your image didn't upload.


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 10:11:19 [Preview] No.303633 del
>>303629
Try and find nice middle class suburbian area. Less multiculturalism the better.


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 10:18:56 [Preview] No.303634 del
Country is full of methhead psychos, city is filled with pajeets.

What a dilemma.


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 10:19:05 [Preview] No.303635 del
WHAT THE FUCK DO NORMAL PEOPLE DO AFTER THEY GET HOME FROM WORK WHAT THE FUCK IS THERE EVEN TO DO EXCEPT DRINK BEER AND CONSIDER WHICH LYRICS TO WRITE ON THE WALLS WHAT THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO DO IN THESE FOUR WALLS IM JUST WAITING TO GO TO SLEEP BUT NEVER FEEL SATISFIED GOING TO SLEEP AND I CANT SLEEP BECAUSE IM GUILTY ANOUT NOT DOING ANYTHING BUT I DONT KNOW WHAT THERE IS I CAN EVEN DO OR ENJOY MY BRAIN DOESNT WORK LIKE ITS SUPPOSED TO CALM LIKE A BOMB!!!!!!


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 10:20:21 [Preview] No.303636 del
>>303635
Have a wank


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 10:21:09 [Preview] No.303637 del
>>303634
The Shire is okay. Not sure about it in 10 years but Cronulla riots have kept population pretty homogeneous compared to other areas buttholeing the Shire.


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 10:21:19 [Preview] No.303638 del
I'm moving in with Sperg.


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 10:21:19 [Preview] No.303639 del
>>303635
Play a guitar, it works for me.


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 10:21:19 [Preview] No.303640 del
>>303636
Having a walk to Craigs


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 10:22:14 [Preview] No.303641 del
>>303637
Heh, plenty of Chinese here.


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 10:22:36 [Preview] No.303642 del
>>303635
I told you to go straight home and take your mong tablets. So, >>303636 and start planning to go to sleep. Less is more.


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 10:22:54 [Preview] No.303643 del
>>303638
Upgrading to a King bed?


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 10:25:44 [Preview] No.303645 del
>>303641
Look towards Hurstville, North of Menia and Liverpool way. The population is much more diverse around the Shire than it is in it. It's changing and going to become worse but for Sydney it is still pretty white.


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 10:27:19 [Preview] No.303646 del
Good night NEETs. Sleep right.


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 10:27:29 [Preview] No.303647 del
I hate the French.


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 10:27:40 [Preview] No.303648 del
>>303635
>BUT NEVER FEEL SATISFIED
Interface with a wall socket.


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 10:28:32 [Preview] No.303649 del
I want to be Jackie Onassis
I want to wear a pair of dark sunglasses


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 10:28:48 [Preview] No.303650 del
>>303645
It really doesn't bother me tbh, I hope the entire cumberland county is swamped with foreigners.


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 10:30:19 [Preview] No.303651 del
>>303635
imagine being this unbased


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 10:31:15 [Preview] No.303652 del
>>303646
Good night RightNEET.


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NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 10:34:17 [Preview] No.303654 del
ridgy didge


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 10:35:32 [Preview] No.303655 del
>>303640
What did you get


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 10:42:33 [Preview] No.303656 del
>>303573
Time to hock your neet bussy


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 10:44:44 [Preview] No.303657 del
God I'm a sleepy neet: coffee, coke, chocolate, energy drinks, dexies all day and I'm struggling to keep my eyes open at 9:30 in the evening.


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 10:48:58 [Preview] No.303658 del
>>303657
Alcohol fixes this

Today I had large fries from maccas with a coffee on the way to work, a few cans of coke and a coffee at work, a sausage roll and white monster from 7/11, and then a meusli bar at home. Plus 4 beers.
No appetite. Truly the thinking mans diet.


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 10:49:51 [Preview] No.303659 del
>>303655
Yellow longneck, green long neck.
Prepared to be unimpressed by the stout. Weber is a maniac if this is what hes drinking.


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 10:54:18 [Preview] No.303660 del
What would happen if we surgically combined monk and webber into a single mighty blond neet beast?


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 10:55:05 [Preview] No.303661 del
>>303659
Nice
I’m having some heiny tall boys. Helps dampen the nightly sperg out.


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 10:59:26 [Preview] No.303662 del
>>303657
>>303657
A blessing, insomnia meets would be jealous.


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 11:00:00 [Preview] No.303663 del
>>303658
>Truly the the bad skin neets acne diet

FTFY


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 11:04:25 [Preview] No.303664 del
>>303662
I am insomnia neet...just not tonight.


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 11:05:22 [Preview] No.303665 del
>>303663
Webby has the soft, lucious and somewhat oily skin of a teenage neet.


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 11:11:31 [Preview] No.303666 del
>>303663
I have good skin. Maybe a couple pimples on my upper back sometimes. Never get anything on my face.
Must be that oily 1/8th wog genetics


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 11:14:03 [Preview] No.303667 del
The sundown spergout is over.

Recommend everyone watch the movie "Solo" on netflix. Its in Spanish, follows a drunk lost degenerate as he falls off a cliff while walking down the beach for a surf, breaks some bones and struggles between life and death. I connected with it really well, which is probably why I was late to work today.
Having another little white calming tablet.


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 11:19:24 [Preview] No.303668 del
>>303667
I only watch foreign films about teenage girls falling in love with each other and that have graphic depictions of the resulting sexual explorations.


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 11:22:13 [Preview] No.303669 del
>>303666
>666
>I have good skin.

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 11:24:55 [Preview] No.303670 del
What's gonna happen when we reach post 333333?


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 11:26:02 [Preview] No.303671 del
>>303670
I'll stop drinking for 12 months.


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 11:39:15 [Preview] No.303672 del
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>>303670
i snipe boong wizzy and post this

> butthurt intensifies


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 11:40:43 [Preview] No.303673 del
>>303671
< i think its doable


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 11:53:15 [Preview] No.303675 del
Back from the club.
Having a longneck of stout.


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 11:53:25 [Preview] No.303676 del
Me and weber sped through the streets of Lizbef blasting 'Cowboys from Hell' once


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 11:54:01 [Preview] No.303677 del
>>303675
i think thats doable at least


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 11:54:40 [Preview] No.303678 del
>>303677
I am doing it. What are you talking about?


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 11:56:16 [Preview] No.303679 del
>>303676
heh that my favourite track to play on my big sub if neighbors / roomates are being obnoxious with their sound levels

> bitch you bought a knife to a gun fight


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 12:00:52 [Preview] No.303681 del
>>303680
Can you send me some money?
I'll buy you a stout as interest


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 12:02:04 [Preview] No.303682 del
>>303681
You'd have millions by now if you'd bought GME stock.


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 12:12:26 [Preview] No.303683 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=9ejtlI_jyy4 [Embed]


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 12:16:34 [Preview] No.303684 del
>>303683
Best KO ever: https://youtube.com/watch?v=H08BBFsVsK8 [Embed]


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 12:19:26 [Preview] No.303685 del
>>303684
Lol thats awesome

https://youtube.com/watch?v=31VrKlRuIXE [Embed]


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 12:20:40 [Preview] No.303686 del
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Goodnight NEETs


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 12:21:34 [Preview] No.303687 del
>>303686
night babby


NEET 01/29/2021 (Fri) 12:23:04 [Preview] No.303688 del
I am keen for UFC Fight Night: Overeem vs. Volkov (also known as UFC Fight Night 184, UFC on ESPN+ 42 and UFC Vegas 18) on Feb 7.
Never been into sports but I was whoppin and hollerin like a true fan on the weekend watching McGregor get beat. It's pretty fucking exhilarating when watching live.
It's just a shame theres not more heavyweight fights, I'm not the biggest fan of half rounds on the ground grappling, even though I respect it as a discipline its just not as exciting.


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