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NEET General #306 - Cashed up benzo addict addition NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 02:52:04 [Preview] No. 306806
What would you NEETs do with 7 grand if it landed in your pocket today?

OLD: >>305802

Edit: updated old by adding ">" and note for whoever makes the next thread the edition must be +2
Edited last time by imissfather on 02/05/2021 (Fri) 05:00:32.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 02:53:52 [Preview] No.306807 del
QUEENSLAND


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 02:54:48 [Preview] No.306809 del
VHS PORN
BEST PORN


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 02:54:54 [Preview] No.306810 del
>>306805
What were the regulars like?


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 02:55:15 [Preview] No.306811 del
I got stuck in the old thread again.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 02:56:22 [Preview] No.306812 del
It's happening


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 02:57:20 [Preview] No.306813 del
Thought hard about calling my dying grandmother for about five minutes. Decided on having a cone.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 02:57:45 [Preview] No.306814 del
Not linked correctly.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 02:57:58 [Preview] No.306815 del
>>306810
Filthy catty gays


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 02:58:01 [Preview] No.306816 del
To this house of stone we flock
Hiding like the snails between the reeds and rocks
And they'll be searching the valleys in vain
As we'll be waiting for the rain

A nation reborn;
A lame shepherd

One must wait and go for the throat when hunting leopard
Now, we're blinking back each tear
There's no changing the balance of fear


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 02:58:02 [Preview] No.306817 del
Also, not Edition


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 02:58:12 [Preview] No.306818 del
>>306806
It should be #307

Botched thread.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 02:58:30 [Preview] No.306819 del
>>306806
I would save it.
I might get a hunger tamer with some of it.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 02:58:32 [Preview] No.306820 del
>>306814
>>306817
Also didn't up the version number.
Cruuuuuisey!


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 02:58:54 [Preview] No.306821 del
>>306820
He can't get anything right.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 02:58:57 [Preview] No.306822 del
>>306806
I've got 14 grand saved up. You cunts need to stop being boongs with your money. Just stop buying grog, drugs and fast food.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 02:59:56 [Preview] No.306823 del
>>306822
They should get a credit card so when they do they don't need to touch their savings.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 03:00:10 [Preview] No.306824 del
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>>306822
Well done NEET. Thats a pretty good stake. Just think, You could double that with the right stonks tip.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 03:00:35 [Preview] No.306825 del
>>306813
Do what is best for you. That side of your family loaded you up with trauma, do not feel guilty for whatever you choose to do. You should not have been put into the position you are in, it was not your fault.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 03:01:31 [Preview] No.306826 del
>>306825
She didn't though.
I have held her responsible for her fuckwit daughter's actions for 20 years.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 03:02:11 [Preview] No.306827 del
>>306826
call her or you'll regret it after shes gone


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 03:04:14 [Preview] No.306828 del
>>306826
Then give her a call.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 03:04:16 [Preview] No.306829 del
AT LEAST I MADE THE FUCKING THREAD YOU LAZY COONS


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 03:04:36 [Preview] No.306830 del
Making some beans
Have you eaten beans today NEETs?


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 03:04:57 [Preview] No.306831 del
>>306829
Yeah but what have (You) done for me lately?


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 03:07:26 [Preview] No.306832 del
>>306829
The autism over new threads is hilarious. They can toughen up, you did good NEET.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 03:10:12 [Preview] No.306833 del
>>306829
You need to learn how to do better.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 03:21:23 [Preview] No.306834 del
https://voca.ro/14Zyo4DYodBc

It wasn't a paved in patio.
Some of my memories I just make up.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 03:21:52 [Preview] No.306835 del
>>306830
I have not eaten beans for a long time.
Do you make bean salad?


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 03:22:21 [Preview] No.306836 del
Fuck man, I'm a cooked cunt.
Shouldn't have posted that.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 03:22:58 [Preview] No.306837 del
It's no incriminating or doxing, it's just too personal.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 03:24:29 [Preview] No.306838 del
Thought I better reiterate that, some of you hax0r NEETs would end up dissecting my vocaroo for personal data that could be used against my arse.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 03:26:46 [Preview] No.306839 del
I know what some of you are like.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 03:27:28 [Preview] No.306840 del
>>306836
You're a cooked chook.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 03:29:06 [Preview] No.306841 del
>>306840
I don't think there were tiles in the toilet either.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 03:29:24 [Preview] No.306842 del
>>306834
You don't have to go to the funeral.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 03:29:48 [Preview] No.306843 del
>>306835
Today I made bean and pasta stew.
When you have a bunch of random pastas add a tin of chickpeas.
>https://www.loveandoliveoil.com/2020/06/pasta-e-ceci.html


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 03:31:18 [Preview] No.306844 del
I want to email the deacon and see whats up because he hasnt been around lately. I dont have his email but i can text him. should I, NEETs?


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 03:32:53 [Preview] No.306845 del
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>>306842
I don't think I will.
I should call her though.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 03:33:27 [Preview] No.306846 del
Kek, cruisey shat in the toy chest!


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 03:34:53 [Preview] No.306847 del
>>306843
Where did you get escarole, or did you use something else?


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 03:35:24 [Preview] No.306848 del
>>306843
It's like lettuce that you cook.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 03:35:26 [Preview] No.306850 del
>>306846
haha xD


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 03:35:26 [Preview] No.306849 del
>>306845
lol imagine opening that up and finding a vile surprise.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 03:36:15 [Preview] No.306851 del
>>306850
I don't like this overly sarcastic tone.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 03:36:46 [Preview] No.306852 del
>>306846
Only a couple times.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 03:39:02 [Preview] No.306853 del
The big lump sum, Friday arvo, cruisey boongin, a post-thunderstorm sunshine all have me in a big boong energy mood
Wanna go get myself 15 standards and pull a Martin Sheen for the night


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 03:41:22 [Preview] No.306854 del
Wish Cruiseys Monaro would go on a girls weekend away with her church group and we could all have a boys night on the gen, all getting boonged and posting elbows and vocaroos


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 03:41:24 [Preview] No.306855 del
Big Drop.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 03:42:15 [Preview] No.306856 del
>>306854
She's working til 10 tinght.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 03:43:30 [Preview] No.306857 del
Nuro said "What's taters, precious?" in a major Hollywood movie once.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 03:43:38 [Preview] No.306858 del
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>>306853
0 standards all week, starting Monday.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 03:44:36 [Preview] No.306859 del
>>306858
>starting Monday


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 03:45:16 [Preview] No.306860 del


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 03:46:25 [Preview] No.306861 del
SA BEST A


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 03:47:16 [Preview] No.306862 del


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 03:48:23 [Preview] No.306863 del
I can only chew food with the left side of my mouth.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 03:49:12 [Preview] No.306864 del
Even having 12 standards wouldn’t be ‘fun’ like it used to be.
I could do 20 but that would ruin the weekend
Sigh


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 03:49:54 [Preview] No.306865 del
>>306864
One bottle of cheap wine and I'm done for the night.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 03:49:58 [Preview] No.306866 del
>>306864
how about you have none instead


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 03:50:07 [Preview] No.306867 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ejlsnuKyJEA [Embed]


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 03:51:04 [Preview] No.306868 del
>>306793
Nuro losing his car had grave consequences for the global economy.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 03:51:09 [Preview] No.306869 del
>>306863
I'm mostly on the right side.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 03:51:16 [Preview] No.306870 del
>>306860
>>306858
>>306867
and yet they call whitey's honkers


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 03:51:34 [Preview] No.306871 del
>>306806
Probably have a wank. Might even spend a few dollars getting a whore to give me a hand.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 03:53:29 [Preview] No.306872 del
>>306868
I heard NoFun was behind that.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 03:54:21 [Preview] No.306873 del
>>306847
All recipes online are trash.
They get paid for including stupid ingredients and NOT telling people how to make sensible food.
The classic is trying to make a expensive version of a foreign lazy food.
>escarole
Just use any bitter leaf vegetable, I often use Chinese mustard greens.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 03:54:50 [Preview] No.306874 del
>>306865
>>306866
I am thinking an early night with a cheap bottle of plonk too
But what will I do between 4 and bed time?
It’s hard to sit around doing nothing and not drink. It’s just so easy to drink and make things less boring


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 03:55:18 [Preview] No.306875 del
Can you cook a frozen pie in an airfryer?


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 03:56:05 [Preview] No.306876 del
>>306873
> Chinese mustard greens
That sounds as foreign to me as escarole.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 03:56:38 [Preview] No.306877 del
>>306844
Ask the Deacon whether a person would go tell hell after they die if they spent their life stealing from privately owned fruit trees.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 03:56:52 [Preview] No.306878 del
>>306875
i don't see why not
you can cook them in frying pans
old cunts used to do things like that


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 03:56:54 [Preview] No.306879 del
>>306857
That was a beautiful bit of linguistical historical nerdery. The hobbits, who are meant to be 18th-19th century english rustics, eat potatoes, a new world food that was imported from america after the columbian exchange. Gollum, who was born 600 years before the events in the movie and has been extremely isolated for most of that time, doesn't know what they are.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 03:57:20 [Preview] No.306880 del
>>306877
ask the deacon why so many clergy fuck kids


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 03:57:35 [Preview] No.306881 del
Falling asleep on the couch listening to sticky fingers again
Smiling as my eyes slowly start closing


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 03:57:44 [Preview] No.306882 del
test


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 03:57:56 [Preview] No.306883 del
>>306855
Good label and top aesthetics. A handsome drop.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 03:58:15 [Preview] No.306884 del
>>306838
Spoiler literally nobody ever listens to vocaroo posts


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 03:58:31 [Preview] No.306885 del


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 03:58:33 [Preview] No.306886 del
>>306878
Preheat the Air Fryer to 180°C or 360°F depending on where you live. This is normally around 3 minutes. Remove the frozen meat pie from your freezer and remove the aluminum foil tray. Place the meat pie into the Air Fryer basket and cook for 25 minutes.

I'm going to copy that, minus the alfoil tray.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 03:58:48 [Preview] No.306887 del
>>306880
The nuns fight back and make too much noise.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 03:59:09 [Preview] No.306888 del
Restarted my Desktop. Didnt lose my Lucky VPN slot, thank fuck.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 03:59:26 [Preview] No.306889 del
Nuro once featured on brokestraightboys.com in an effort to earn back his lancia.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 03:59:34 [Preview] No.306890 del
>>306879
>who are meant to be 18th-19th century english rustics
Ancient man arrives in Western Europe around 40,000 BCE, and Tolkien gives us an in-world description of this event, allowing us peg it in his timeline. Beor leads his people over the Blue Mountains and is discovered by Fingon in 305 FA. 300 more years elapse before the War of Wrath and the sinking of Beleriand. The Second and Third Ages together account for another 6,500 years roughly. Rounding up slightly to give Beor and his people some leeway, you're talking about 7,000 years between men arriving on the scene and the War of the Ring (when LoTR is set).

So the books imagine a European pre-history unfolding around 33,000 BCE or about 35,000 years ago.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 03:59:53 [Preview] No.306891 del
>>306877
The Lord helps those who help themselves.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 04:00:02 [Preview] No.306892 del
>>306885
It's behind Coles, opposite Yummy Box.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 04:00:04 [Preview] No.306893 del
>>306875
Yes, start her at a lower temperature otherwise the outside will burn before the centre is cooked.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 04:00:49 [Preview] No.306894 del
>>306883
It is pretty good so far.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 04:00:55 [Preview] No.306895 del
HALLELUJAH


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 04:01:30 [Preview] No.306896 del
>>306884
I listen to them all.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 04:01:39 [Preview] No.306897 del
FLAVOURTOWN


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 04:01:39 [Preview] No.306898 del
>>306884
I listen to them.
I listen to everything.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 04:02:16 [Preview] No.306899 del
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FLAVOURTOWN


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 04:02:30 [Preview] No.306900 del
>>306892
>Yummy Box
Vile


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 04:02:50 [Preview] No.306901 del
>>306893
It's at 180. They are in.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 04:03:21 [Preview] No.306902 del
>>306899
Looks like it is a good week for you Nuro. Stock up while you can.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 04:03:24 [Preview] No.306903 del
Buy some stuffed capsicums.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 04:03:39 [Preview] No.306904 del


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 04:03:42 [Preview] No.306905 del
>>306901
I look forward to the photos.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 04:03:43 [Preview] No.306906 del
>>306899
Get some King Island, you cheapskate.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 04:04:28 [Preview] No.306907 del
Nuro's sharp and crumbly arsehole.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 04:04:46 [Preview] No.306908 del
>>306905
No paint.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 04:06:12 [Preview] No.306909 del
They are crisping up better than they do in the oven.
I'm thinking of basting them in butter.
Maybe garlic butter.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 04:09:15 [Preview] No.306910 del
Nuro came first, third, and fifth in a one-man jerk off contest once.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 04:10:06 [Preview] No.306911 del
>>306909
I put some thyme in it as well and covered the pies wit it.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 04:10:20 [Preview] No.306912 del
>>306908
How long is this going to go on? You are breaking my heart.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 04:10:39 [Preview] No.306913 del
>>306899
The ploughmans is the best


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 04:10:44 [Preview] No.306914 del
>>306909
>>306911
Interesting. I await the outcome.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 04:12:02 [Preview] No.306915 del
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NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 04:13:31 [Preview] No.306916 del
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NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 04:14:29 [Preview] No.306917 del
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NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 04:15:38 [Preview] No.306918 del
guys i am gonna make it


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 04:16:17 [Preview] No.306919 del
>>306918
no im not fucking swiss


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 04:17:09 [Preview] No.306920 del


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 04:21:11 [Preview] No.306921 del
I took a pie out too early, it wasn't cooked through inside yet.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 04:22:07 [Preview] No.306922 del
>>306921
Put it back in.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 04:24:09 [Preview] No.306923 del
>>306921
heckin' amateur


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 04:24:28 [Preview] No.306924 del
>>306922
post your elbow, slut


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 04:24:44 [Preview] No.306925 del
>>306922
I put the otherone back in.
I put that one in the microwave, it was almost done.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 04:25:56 [Preview] No.306926 del
Wish I had a Swiss elbow slut.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 04:26:53 [Preview] No.306927 del
The garlic butter coating is so good. I don't need sauce.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 04:30:58 [Preview] No.306928 del
>>306927
Upload the image. Stop torturing me.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 04:32:56 [Preview] No.306929 del
>>306928
This pie is out of the airfryer at the perfect time.
The garlic has infused the pastry.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 04:33:05 [Preview] No.306930 del
Bit of rainy rain and some snax in the turbo oven


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 04:36:00 [Preview] No.306931 del
>>306929
>The garlic has infused the pastry.
Your erotic prose is so good I can see to myself without any pictures.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 04:36:21 [Preview] No.306932 del
>>306930
Rainy rain is comfy.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 04:37:02 [Preview] No.306933 del
>>306931
>see to myself


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 04:38:21 [Preview] No.306934 del
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I dropped a piece of wood on my toe, the bruise is pretty livid.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 04:40:19 [Preview] No.306935 del
>>306934
That is very livid.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 04:41:35 [Preview] No.306936 del
Poojeeta woman at Linfox has the most sexy adorable voice. Was getting ASMR listening to her talk about .NET integrations


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 04:44:51 [Preview] No.306939 del
>>306937
You utter mong.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 04:46:22 [Preview] No.306941 del
>>306934
Looks like it might need to be amputated.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 04:47:02 [Preview] No.306942 del
>>306937
Goose.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 04:47:48 [Preview] No.306943 del
>>306939
It would honestly help if people didn't sit in the other thread. It should been as advice that if there are no posts for half hour, check the catalogue. When people sit there and refresh it takes even longer to add the final post. Something about that last 50-100 posts and everything starts to crawl.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 04:48:01 [Preview] No.306944 del
off for a ride


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 04:48:18 [Preview] No.306945 del
>>306943
Don't make excuses.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 04:48:31 [Preview] No.306946 del
>>306944
Stay safe.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 04:48:36 [Preview] No.306947 del
>>306944
Have fun, see you when you get back.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 04:48:58 [Preview] No.306948 del
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>>306941
I think it looks cool. It reminds me that I didnt break my toe.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 04:49:14 [Preview] No.306949 del
>>306944
Wear a helmet you mong.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 04:50:08 [Preview] No.306950 del
>>306945
I am not. I admitted my fault in the next post. It would be nice if someone could make the linking post even if it 10 posts before it ends.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 04:50:21 [Preview] No.306951 del
I called Possum a valetudinarian once.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 04:50:21 [Preview] No.306952 del
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gonna listen to this

https://rutracker.org/forum/viewtopic.php?t=6006475

and no its not who you think it is


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 04:50:23 [Preview] No.306953 del
Nuro was an ASMR pioneer back in '07 but stopped doing it when he realized he invented a psyop technique.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 04:51:06 [Preview] No.306954 del
>>306948
Put it behind your ear.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 04:51:07 [Preview] No.306955 del
>>306946
>>306947
>>306949

i will do no such thing


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 04:51:25 [Preview] No.306956 del
>>306813
>Decided on having a cone.
Needs it!


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 04:52:13 [Preview] No.306957 del
>>306952
It's taking too long to load.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 04:52:17 [Preview] No.306958 del
>>306836
Craves it!


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 04:52:52 [Preview] No.306959 del
>>306855
Good drop?


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 04:53:49 [Preview] No.306960 del
>>306955
Nuro thought about his safety once.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 04:53:54 [Preview] No.306961 del
>>306950
Excuses, excuses...


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 04:53:58 [Preview] No.306962 del
>>306889
There content has really gone down hill


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 04:54:31 [Preview] No.306963 del
>>306899
Reject temptation.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 04:55:17 [Preview] No.306964 del


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 04:56:02 [Preview] No.306965 del
Off to the local, then meeting my version of protein neet at another local

>>306937
You boong


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 04:56:42 [Preview] No.306966 del
>>306965
Vocaroo it!


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 04:56:47 [Preview] No.306967 del
>>306956
The catch up is on


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 04:57:06 [Preview] No.306968 del
>>306959
Very good.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 04:57:17 [Preview] No.306969 del
So whatever happened to the poo chest, was it cleaned?


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 04:57:37 [Preview] No.306970 del
>>306963
His arse needs it.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 04:58:01 [Preview] No.306971 del
>>306965
Get him to do a vocaroo to us.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 04:59:27 [Preview] No.306972 del
>>306969
I think it became my sisters.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 05:00:46 [Preview] No.306973 del
>>306967
That's one of my coondiggitys you're stealing.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 05:02:44 [Preview] No.306974 del
>>306973
I wouldn't want to step on your toes.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 05:04:13 [Preview] No.306975 del
>>306973
>coondiggity
I have not seen this word filter before.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 05:05:00 [Preview] No.306976 del
>>306974
>I wouldn't want to step on your toes.
If you do the peach cobbler properly you need to be close enough to do that.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 05:05:18 [Preview] No.306977 del


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 05:06:20 [Preview] No.306978 del
>>306975
I didn't ask in case he lashed out at me again.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 05:06:47 [Preview] No.306979 del
>>306976
Get away from my booty.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 05:08:27 [Preview] No.306980 del
>>306978
>in case he lashed out at me again
You are a victim of domestic violence.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 05:11:15 [Preview] No.306981 del
>>306876
Any bitter green vegetable.
Chickory, kale, whatever.
NEETs who do not eat vegetables mad bad poopies


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 05:13:36 [Preview] No.306982 del
jabitinya ya dumb dawgs


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 05:16:47 [Preview] No.306983 del
>>306970
The thighs do not.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 05:16:55 [Preview] No.306984 del
>>306982
Geditupya carnt


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 05:17:12 [Preview] No.306985 del
>>306975
It's been there for several months.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 05:17:35 [Preview] No.306986 del
>>306978
You love it!


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 05:20:50 [Preview] No.306987 del
>>306972
Did she clean it out?


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 05:21:18 [Preview] No.306988 del
I watched that video of the two people getting shot over a dispute about show shovelling and now my heart is racing and my face feels really hot. What sick shit. I shouldn't have watched. I didn't expect it to show everything.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 05:22:28 [Preview] No.306989 del
>>306988
That's just another day in America.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 05:23:06 [Preview] No.306990 del
good night neets


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 05:24:17 [Preview] No.306991 del
>>306990
Good night NEET. Sleep tight.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 05:24:59 [Preview] No.306992 del
>>306990
Good night Czechie.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 05:25:24 [Preview] No.306993 del
NoFun tried killing Santa Claus once.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 05:26:24 [Preview] No.306994 del
Feel like pulling a black label neet tonight


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 05:26:51 [Preview] No.306995 del
>>306994
Bad idea.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 05:29:36 [Preview] No.306996 del
Word has it that from certain angles my haircut looks like that of a fascist.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 05:32:06 [Preview] No.306997 del
>>306988
Might skip it then. I still havent watched the Tarrant stream.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 05:32:29 [Preview] No.306998 del
>>306996
You look like a NEET from here.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 05:32:55 [Preview] No.306999 del
>>306997
Don't watch either of them. The internet was a mistake.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 05:35:55 [Preview] No.307000 del
>>306996
Strange that, I've seen quiet a few of those haircuts around


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 05:36:17 [Preview] No.307001 del
Very strong winds.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 05:36:53 [Preview] No.307002 del
>>307001
From the beans?


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 05:36:56 [Preview] No.307003 del
>>306997
ive only seen an edgy edit with meet the sniper audio

im desensitized to violence now after watching 2 guys 1 hammer and mexican cartel videos at age 14
>>306991
>>306992
have a comfy evening aussies


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 05:38:02 [Preview] No.307004 del
>>306999
I'm no horror fan. Actual reality is bad enough.
>>307003
Yeah Mexican and Guatemalan cartels are next level bad.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 05:38:19 [Preview] No.307005 del
>>307002
No it is the pressure differential.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 05:40:07 [Preview] No.307006 del
>>306981
>Chickory, kale, whatever.
La di fucking da


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 05:40:39 [Preview] No.307007 del
>>306987
We'll never know.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 05:40:55 [Preview] No.307008 del


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 05:41:50 [Preview] No.307009 del
>>306994
You make it last too long.
Finish it by midnight so you can get a good night's sleep.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 05:48:19 [Preview] No.307010 del
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>>307003
>>306999
This moofie looks like cringey massacre pron. Anyone interested?


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 05:54:40 [Preview] No.307011 del
home
havin a stout


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 06:01:12 [Preview] No.307012 del
Possum wrote the song that starts "Walking through the jungle with a belly ache" once.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 06:14:04 [Preview] No.307013 del
>>307003
which moofie did you end up watching last night?


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 06:21:40 [Preview] No.307014 del
I hope it buckets down again so I can get another Uber Eats pajeet killed on his scooter.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 06:29:14 [Preview] No.307015 del
>>306634
Nice, my mum used to put spirytus in cakes a lot when I was younger.
>>306813
You should call her mate, I still get pangs of regret from time to time about not giving my grandfather a call when he was already in the hospital because his heart was that badly shot. That was almost 6 years ago now.
>>306884
I listen to them, but only when I'm intoxicated.
>>306990
Good night mate.
27 degrees today in Shitbourne, it's horribly muggy and sticky, thinking of getting a bottle of port for tonight's festivities.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 06:32:07 [Preview] No.307016 del
Sperg sperged out at me once.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 06:33:29 [Preview] No.307017 del
>>307015
>a bottle of port
Fancy. Get some walnuts to have with it.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 06:35:48 [Preview] No.307018 del
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Good morning NEETs


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 06:35:59 [Preview] No.307019 del
Hairy swingers


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 06:36:22 [Preview] No.307020 del
>>307018
Morning. Interesting Pepe.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 06:40:44 [Preview] No.307021 del
>>306834
peepee poopoo
are you gonna end up going to the funeral?


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 06:42:31 [Preview] No.307022 del


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 06:43:02 [Preview] No.307023 del
>>307011
Have a few more and call sweet pooji.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 06:43:22 [Preview] No.307024 del
>>307014
It's now sunny.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 06:44:02 [Preview] No.307025 del
>>307015
> call her
I will, sometime soon.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 06:44:07 [Preview] No.307026 del
>>307023
she has a cold
i don't want her germs


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 06:44:38 [Preview] No.307027 del
>>307018
morning ugly person


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 06:44:44 [Preview] No.307028 del
>>307021
I dunno, probably not.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 06:45:09 [Preview] No.307029 del
>>307026
Yes you do.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 06:47:01 [Preview] No.307030 del
>>307029
I hate sore throats.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 06:49:29 [Preview] No.307031 del
Testes


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 06:51:02 [Preview] No.307032 del


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 06:51:14 [Preview] No.307033 del
>>307031
20mb 4 second proprietary format video


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 06:51:19 [Preview] No.307034 del
>>307011
You earned it!


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 06:51:24 [Preview] No.307035 del
>>307030
Give her one.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 06:51:50 [Preview] No.307036 del
>>307018
Good morning RockNEET.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 06:52:05 [Preview] No.307037 del
>>307019
Smooth swingers


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 06:52:37 [Preview] No.307038 del
>>307033
What is an iPhone shooting 4K you stupid cuntoid


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 06:52:44 [Preview] No.307039 del
>>307031
Based.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 06:52:59 [Preview] No.307040 del
>>307038
Calm down.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 06:53:51 [Preview] No.307041 del
>>307038
did daddy buy you a new phone?


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 06:54:52 [Preview] No.307042 del
I am an idiot. If I had proceeded much further with my kitchen carpentry, I would not have been able to get my creation out of the kitchen let alone out of the house.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 06:56:10 [Preview] No.307043 del
>>307042
Knocking down a wall would have been fun. You could have told motherbat it was an air vent.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 06:56:12 [Preview] No.307044 del
Just saw a text that said Monaro isn't working late. The whole excessive boongery hinged on that. She text it 5 hours ago. Watching Manhattan.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 06:57:09 [Preview] No.307045 del
>>307044
she gonna be pissed to find you haven't prepared a meal or done whatever other shit females expect


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 07:04:27 [Preview] No.307046 del
>>307041
No I have had it the past 3 years, what has happened is thie site owners has somehow unfuxked it from several critical WebKit bugs that made posting from any device higher than iOS 10 impossible


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 07:11:14 [Preview] No.307047 del
>>307044
>Watching Manhattan


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 07:11:38 [Preview] No.307048 del
wanna fuck 7 of 9 in her borg hole


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 07:12:28 [Preview] No.307049 del
>>307048
Sorry m8 7 of 9 is a lesbian


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 07:13:24 [Preview] No.307050 del
>>307049
pretty sure that problematic doctor tried having a go at one point


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 07:15:47 [Preview] No.307051 del
going to go out on a limb and suggest oporto make the best fast food tendies


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 07:17:04 [Preview] No.307052 del
Nuro said wangblows 10 was a good operation system once.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 07:18:54 [Preview] No.307053 del
Nuro thought he was a hacker for copy-pasting a linux terminal command once.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 07:19:53 [Preview] No.307054 del
Nuro advocated exclusive use of jpegs to save space once.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 07:21:19 [Preview] No.307055 del
Nuro purchased a vinyl record made using a shitty mp3 rip because he thought the vinyl would produce a higher sound quality once.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 07:21:45 [Preview] No.307056 del
>>307052
Have you never heard of windows 10 AME ???


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 07:22:10 [Preview] No.307057 del
Nuro purchased expensive headphones to listen to shitty youtube mp3 downloads once.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 07:22:51 [Preview] No.307058 del
Nuro thought endchan was a well designed site once.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 07:23:25 [Preview] No.307059 del
Nuro said endchan was somewhat usable once.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 07:23:59 [Preview] No.307060 del
>>306943
It'd be more helpful if refresh automatically changed the color of the screen and brought up big red letters saying 'thread is locked'


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 07:25:35 [Preview] No.307061 del
>>306943
Can you shorten the threads?


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 07:25:47 [Preview] No.307062 del
Settle down there no fun. Remember when we talked about your autistic behaviour and why you've never had any friends?


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 07:28:04 [Preview] No.307063 del
Nuro was highly successful until Obama ruined the economy once.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 07:28:35 [Preview] No.307064 del
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Might go suck off nuro for a bit.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 07:30:38 [Preview] No.307065 del
>>307062
Who the fuck are you?


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 07:31:13 [Preview] No.307066 del
Anyone ever used epic game's store thing?


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 07:31:55 [Preview] No.307067 del
>>307066
No.
Never had any reason to.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 07:35:16 [Preview] No.307068 del
Might go post some creepshots of schoolgirls on /ausneets/


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 07:36:32 [Preview] No.307069 del
NURO IS A SALTY BITCH


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 07:37:33 [Preview] No.307070 del
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NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 07:37:50 [Preview] No.307071 del
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NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 07:39:02 [Preview] No.307072 del
Having a glass of wine like a gentleman frog poster.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 07:42:27 [Preview] No.307073 del
>>307072
Wine from a bottle or just goon?


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 07:42:56 [Preview] No.307074 del
Had a wank before.
Not a good idea before going to the gym.
I feel fine though. I'll just have to tough it out.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 07:45:21 [Preview] No.307075 del
>>307073
From a bottle.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 07:45:39 [Preview] No.307076 del
>>307074
No PB for you tonight.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 07:48:08 [Preview] No.307077 del
>>307073
No-one but you drinks goon.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 07:48:37 [Preview] No.307078 del
>>307016
Possible.
>>307017
I probably won't get one tonight, but when I do I'll probably get some kind of cheese with it though.
>>307025
Good.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 07:51:28 [Preview] No.307079 del
>>307074
You've wanked all your gains away.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 07:51:59 [Preview] No.307080 del
>>307078
Grandfather port and cheeseboard is a good combination.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 07:55:11 [Preview] No.307081 del
Might be going to the pancake parlour on the weekend. What's good to have there?


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 07:57:12 [Preview] No.307082 del
>>307080
Grandfather port is nice.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 07:58:32 [Preview] No.307083 del
>>307081
They have a pretty big menu from what I remember. Pick whatever feed suits you best.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 08:01:00 [Preview] No.307084 del
>>307069
actuate you fucking faggot get your own flag for fucks sake


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 08:01:26 [Preview] No.307085 del
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>https://www.sbs.com.au/news/australia-will-lift-weekly-caps-on-international-arrivals-in-an-effort-to-get-stranded-citizens-home
Because if there's one thing the past few weeks have proven, it's that the government has the quarantine system well under control with no risk of infection leaking out.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 08:01:44 [Preview] No.307086 del
>>307079
>>307076
The guilt often pushes me harder ime.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 08:02:04 [Preview] No.307087 del


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 08:02:23 [Preview] No.307088 del
>>307084
>actuate


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 08:03:52 [Preview] No.307089 del
>>307085
Somebody has got to deliver the ubereats for the middle class.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 08:05:24 [Preview] No.307090 del
>>307084
Do you worry about the salt and sand for the e-bike?


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 08:08:42 [Preview] No.307091 del
>>307090
Nuro's bike is so BASED it literally damages the environment, rather than the other way around.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 08:14:29 [Preview] No.307092 del
I have still not recovered from viewing that snow video. I'm still shook.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 08:19:08 [Preview] No.307093 del
>>307091
That is based.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 08:19:23 [Preview] No.307094 del
>>307092
Have a wank.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 08:21:38 [Preview] No.307095 del
>>307092
I saw a video other day of some Ethiopian maid falling off a balcony. Then they show the part where she hits the ground with the bang. She survived somehow. It was around four stories.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 08:24:08 [Preview] No.307096 del
My favourite shooting video in America is one where father with the son says "you cock sucker" and fires the shotgun at the Neighbour.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 08:29:07 [Preview] No.307097 del
>>307092
I just watched that video. They called him pussy before so he came back with AR-15 after shooting them to finish both of them and then finished himself. Based.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 08:33:26 [Preview] No.307098 del
>>307097
It is what can happen when you slight someone.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 08:36:27 [Preview] No.307099 del
>>307098
Also why you don't call people names unless you can back it up. Hopefully that wasn't their kids.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 08:55:33 [Preview] No.307100 del
Friday night, nowhere to go.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 08:59:16 [Preview] No.307101 del
where is this snow video? i want to see it


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 08:59:37 [Preview] No.307102 del
Having friends must be exhausting. You have to go to their weddings and their birthday parties and get them gifts.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 09:00:26 [Preview] No.307103 del
>>307102
some friends just contact you when they need something and ignore you the rest of the time


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 09:01:39 [Preview] No.307105 del
>>307101
Crazyshit.com has uncensored video.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 09:08:46 [Preview] No.307106 del
I don't watch this gore/rekt shit. When I'm on my exercise bike and need some distraction and adrenaline, I like to watch martial arts instruction videos, or rednecks teaching what they claim are special forces techniques.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 09:08:52 [Preview] No.307107 del
>>307105
jesus if that's the worst shit you've seen, you've lived a sheltered life


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 09:09:57 [Preview] No.307108 del
lol their surname was Goys


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 09:10:30 [Preview] No.307109 del
arguably suicide too, given they continued to mouth off after a firearm was produced


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 09:10:58 [Preview] No.307110 del
>>307108
That made me laugh too.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 09:20:38 [Preview] No.307111 del
I mostly just fuck around all day with the gym being the only thing I really look forward to.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 09:27:28 [Preview] No.307112 del
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NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 09:28:53 [Preview] No.307113 del
>>307112
shocking


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 09:29:32 [Preview] No.307114 del
I gotta get in shape now. Too much sittin' is ruinin' my body. Too much abuse has gone on for too long. From now on, it will be fifty push-ups each morning, fifty pull-ups. There'll be no more pills, there'll be no more bad food, no more destroyers of my body. From now on, it will be total organization. Every muscle must be tight.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 09:31:09 [Preview] No.307115 del
>>307114
Tomorrow, tomorrow! Tomorrow!


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 09:32:43 [Preview] No.307116 del
Thank God for the rain which has helped wash away the garbage and trash off the sidewalks. I'm working long hours now, six in the afternoon to six in the morning. Sometimes even eight in the morning, six days a week. Sometimes seven days a week. It's a long hustle but it keeps me real busy. I can take in three, three fifty a week. Sometimes even more when I do it off the meter. All the animals come out at night - whores, scuntk pussies, buggers, queens, fairies, dopers, junkies, sick, venal. Someday a real rain will come and wash all this scum off the streets. I go all over. I take people to the Bronx, Brooklyn, I take 'em to Harlem. I don't care. Don't make no difference to me. It does to some. Some won't even take spooks. Don't make no difference to me.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 09:36:31 [Preview] No.307117 del
>>307116
That is dialogue from the muffy Taxi Driver.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 09:37:53 [Preview] No.307118 del
>>307117
>muffy
I can't keep up with how quickly these memes are evolving.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 09:38:11 [Preview] No.307119 del
Ned Kelly had a pony called Muffy.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 09:38:29 [Preview] No.307120 del
>>307118
Go eat some Muffy Valley.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 09:39:49 [Preview] No.307121 del
Off to the gym.
Real fucking depressed the last few weeks.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 09:41:56 [Preview] No.307122 del
>>307121
Have a good lift.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 09:43:44 [Preview] No.307123 del
home Neets

it seems the nuro impersonator has ruined yet another thread... sad


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 09:45:06 [Preview] No.307124 del
>>307123
Post your muffy.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 09:47:51 [Preview] No.307125 del
>>307124
what a homo.... sad


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 09:48:23 [Preview] No.307126 del
>>307123
Good evening Nuro. Much sad. I hope your bike ride was reasonably based.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 09:48:53 [Preview] No.307127 del
>>307121
Good luck.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 09:52:12 [Preview] No.307128 del
>>307114
How many hours until this neet falls off the wagon?


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 09:53:19 [Preview] No.307129 del
>>307124
You first. I'm on the prowl for some young neet bussy.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 09:55:02 [Preview] No.307130 del
>>307126
good evening it was based, it just seems every corner of the internet today was filled depressed salty seething faggots, even a roomate was being a depressed fuckwit

could have cooked anything after my epic haul today, got enoug today today for lamb and pork roasts and chips , cabonara, pizza, tomato vegie pasta and a few curries

instead i opted to cook up some cheap hamd and cheeese kievs, some hash browns and do a full FLAVOURTOWN


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 09:56:10 [Preview] No.307131 del
>>307130
Crazy lady downstairs?

Be careful of all the salt.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 10:06:25 [Preview] No.307132 del
>>307130
>pork roasts
You like the crackling Nuro?


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 10:09:25 [Preview] No.307133 del
>>307129
I have a coinslot bussy.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 10:10:34 [Preview] No.307135 del
Wondering which neet will be the lead chef at the neet compound. Should we just pick the most corpulent among us?


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 10:12:48 [Preview] No.307136 del
>>307130
>hamd and cheeese kievs
Haven't had one of those in a while, I did have a 2 garlic kievs for dinner tonight though, which I consider to be much tastier.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 10:13:17 [Preview] No.307137 del
>>307134
Based town.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 10:13:22 [Preview] No.307138 del
>>307134
Did your kievs ooze their load out in the oven? That can happen.

You have overloaded the hashbrowns. You are going to get into flavourtown too fast and crash.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 10:13:39 [Preview] No.307139 del
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>>307135
UH UH UH UH
DOUBLE FAVOURTOWN
DOUBLE FAVOURTOWN


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 10:15:00 [Preview] No.307140 del


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 10:15:39 [Preview] No.307141 del
>>307139
Are you having anything to drink with that? I would get an awfully dry mouth if I were to eat that stuff without something to wash it down with


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 10:20:27 [Preview] No.307142 del
>>307141
>>307141
yes heaps of sav blanc goon

watching street fighter.... so so comfy


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 10:23:47 [Preview] No.307143 del
Good night NEETs. Sleep well.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 10:24:08 [Preview] No.307144 del
>>307142
Sounds like a pretty decent food and drink combo.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 10:25:07 [Preview] No.307145 del
>>307143
nite m8


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 10:25:33 [Preview] No.307146 del
>>307142
>street fighter.
4.0/10 on imdb. One of the lowest movies I've seen posted here.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 10:38:12 [Preview] No.307147 del
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Goodnight NEETs


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 10:41:31 [Preview] No.307148 del
>>307146
3.5/10 on /meta/. One of the lowest quality posts i have seen posted here.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 10:41:59 [Preview] No.307149 del
>>307147
I want to tip some hash browns and olives down her panties.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 10:43:10 [Preview] No.307150 del
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>>307147
fucking slant eyed prick your kind is not welcome here... got it ?


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 10:43:24 [Preview] No.307151 del
>>307147
Goodnight neet.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 10:43:51 [Preview] No.307152 del
>>307150
Calm down.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 10:45:48 [Preview] No.307153 del
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>>307152
go fuck yourself you chinese communist worshiping nigger fuck


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 10:47:49 [Preview] No.307154 del
>>307135
>Wondering which neet will be the lead chef at the neet compound.
It can't be Nuro he would cook the same thing every night.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 10:48:27 [Preview] No.307155 del
>>307153
Watch your tone Nuro. more playful banter please, and less aggressive spergouts.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 10:49:52 [Preview] No.307156 del
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NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 11:00:14 [Preview] No.307157 del
Trying to listen to Agatha Christie's And then there were none, but I'm finding her 1930s englishness to be grating.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 11:04:38 [Preview] No.307158 del
>>307156
Dammit, why don't I look like that guy?


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 11:16:10 [Preview] No.307159 del


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 11:16:49 [Preview] No.307160 del
>>307155
i dont care what you think of my tone, if people are going to act like niggers theya re going to get called dumb nigger cattle ... got it ?

https://youtube.com/watch?v=ZGHpVbeE47o [Embed]


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 11:21:35 [Preview] No.307161 del
>>307158
While we may not all have a particular virtue in abundance, but we still acknowledge virtue.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 11:31:43 [Preview] No.307162 del
>>307160
You don't sound yourself nuro


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 11:33:40 [Preview] No.307163 del
>>307160
Nuro please humble yourself and yield to the wishes of the forum in regards to your tone and outbursts. You are preventing yourself from being the most based poster you know you can be.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 11:49:03 [Preview] No.307164 del
>>307157
There was a 2015 BBC mini series adaptation of this that was quite good.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 12:06:49 [Preview] No.307165 del
>>307160
I'm not a bitch nigger.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 12:31:50 [Preview] No.307166 del
I am on the train back from the gym.
There were a whole bunch of security guards (maybe 6?) out the front, on that ramp from North terrace. There was a teenage girl sobbing and being led along by a female security guard who was on the phone. She said to the person on the phone that she asked the girl if she'd like to be taken to the hospital and she declined. I really hope she didn't get assaulted or cuddled or something. I didn't see any cops which gives me some hope but the way the security guard had her arm around her and was reassuring her in that soft, soothing way women do makes me unsure.
I deadlifted 140kg for 3x3 today. I was meant to do it yesterday but the deadlift platforms were both occupied so I squatted instead.
A long way to go yet for that fourth plate.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 12:32:36 [Preview] No.307167 del
Sorry for the drawing, I'm on my phone.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 12:36:10 [Preview] No.307168 del
>>307166
>I deadlifted 140kg for 3x3 today
Well done NEET. You will get that 4th plate eventually. Just keep going.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 12:53:26 [Preview] No.307169 del
>>307166
Maybe she just had a firght with her boyfriend and the security are just naturally protective of people.
Last week I saw a NEET from a bad home abusing a women and did that autistic security guard thing


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 13:21:43 [Preview] No.307170 del
good morning NEETs


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 13:23:43 [Preview] No.307171 del
>>307170
Good morning.

It is not morning either in Czech Republic or Australia.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 13:33:31 [Preview] No.307172 del
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>>307171
its not
>australia has 6 time zones


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 13:55:56 [Preview] No.307173 del
At a nightclub by myself


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 13:57:31 [Preview] No.307174 del
>>307173
Grind up against a girl.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 14:05:46 [Preview] No.307175 del
>>307170
Good morning Czechbro.
>>307173
What motivated you to do that?
Went to the gym, had a pretty good workout, having a stout now.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 14:37:05 [Preview] No.307176 del
Went to a few pubs
Ended up at nightclub
First time since lockdown, was pretty awkward, Chicks dressed up in their get up. Pushing through the crowd to get to the bar. Many pints were drank.
Touched a couple female bums on my walk through the crowd. Nothing further however. A cab ride home.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 14:47:47 [Preview] No.307177 del
>>307176
Well I did nothing.
At least you made an attempt


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 14:49:22 [Preview] No.307178 del
I want to lay my head down on a train track.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 14:55:14 [Preview] No.307179 del
>>307178
unimaginative desu, why bother the train driver?


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 14:56:48 [Preview] No.307180 del
>>307179
>desu
Fucking hell.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 15:02:14 [Preview] No.307181 del
>>307179
>desu
Is this a wordfilter or did the NEET actually use it?


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 15:02:38 [Preview] No.307182 del
>>307181
I think he actually used it and he needs to go back.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 15:38:03 [Preview] No.307183 del
>>307013
the first hour or so of cape fear
probably the first scorsese movie i didnt like


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 17:11:13 [Preview] No.307184 del
>>307166
Almost worth the $200 fine for jumping the train.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 17:14:58 [Preview] No.307185 del
>>307170
Morning.
The dog has woke me up around this time for the past three or four days to go out for a piss, I make sure he goes out just before I crash. This may become my wake up time.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 17:17:20 [Preview] No.307186 del
>>307176
Why didn't you pick up?


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 17:18:11 [Preview] No.307187 del
>>307182
Absolutely baka


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 17:27:06 [Preview] No.307188 del
I saw Weber on a yz50 cutting through lizbef alleyways in the rain once.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 17:41:47 [Preview] No.307189 del
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Maded that white bean tuna salad. Kinda.
Used tuna, some other type of beans (not white), onion, mayo, mustard, pepper, lots of salt. More salt.
Toasted a toast on the side.
Thanks, NEET.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 17:43:25 [Preview] No.307190 del
>>307189
One day, we will all be beanNEETs.
I am yet to take the plunge.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 18:31:07 [Preview] No.307191 del
WAKE UP


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 18:33:45 [Preview] No.307192 del
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>>307191
GET UP
GET UP
GET UP
GET UP


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 20:09:01 [Preview] No.307193 del
mordenings


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 20:09:52 [Preview] No.307194 del
>>307189
no paprika?!


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 20:11:58 [Preview] No.307195 del
>>307190
Beans is good food. Fish too.

>>307194
Morning. No paprika.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 20:21:44 [Preview] No.307196 del
girls have a bean
pants bean
no touching pants bean


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 20:27:43 [Preview] No.307197 del
Morning neeties. Had cereal, coffee, energy drink and dexies. Gonna try and head off to the gym in a moment.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 20:29:19 [Preview] No.307198 del
>>307189
>lots of salt. More salt.
You needed it!


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 20:34:09 [Preview] No.307199 del


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 20:34:28 [Preview] No.307200 del
>>307197
Good morning NEET.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 20:38:51 [Preview] No.307201 del
>>307198
The body lose salt constantly it need to be resupplied.

>>307199
Howdy.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 20:48:31 [Preview] No.307202 del
>Clamp chump! Defiant motorist wrecks his car when he drives off with a wheel clamp still attached after trying to KICK it off his tire
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9227399/Louisville-motorists-drives-car-wheel-clamp-attached.html


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 20:51:22 [Preview] No.307203 del
Went to the supermarket. Got served by a fat boong girl.
Having a custard tart and a Dare triple espresso for breakie.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 20:52:26 [Preview] No.307204 del
>>307203
>Got served by a fat boong girl.
Hot!

>Having a custard tart and a Dare triple espresso for breakie.
Sounds nice.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 20:53:34 [Preview] No.307205 del
>>307201
>The body lose salt constantly it need to be resupplied.
This is true. We've had hikers die because they only drank pure water and all they salt went away.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 20:59:25 [Preview] No.307207 del
>>307189
>Toasted a toast on the side.
you toasted a butterbrot?
or you raised a glass to toast?


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 21:07:42 [Preview] No.307209 del
Good morning.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 21:11:03 [Preview] No.307210 del
>>307209
Hello Good Mordning
How are you?
What are your plans for the day?


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 21:16:44 [Preview] No.307211 del
>>307210
I'm alright, should hopefully be getting high today. How are you and what are your plans?


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 21:20:15 [Preview] No.307212 del
>>307211
I have done the shopping.
Waiting on the guy that mows the lawn now. Once he has gone I can visit Dan and get some lunch.
It is too wet to do much else today.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 21:21:49 [Preview] No.307213 del
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>>307210
>>307211
The plan is ofc watching Four Lions!
At 7pm AEDT here: https://cytu.be/r/endcorner


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 21:22:53 [Preview] No.307214 del
>>307213
That was well done.
That's also 10.5 hours away.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 21:25:27 [Preview] No.307215 del
>>307206
>in his arm
She'll be right.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 21:26:38 [Preview] No.307216 del
>>307208
At least post decent thots


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 21:28:15 [Preview] No.307217 del
>>307213
Thank you, please remind me before hand.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 21:29:34 [Preview] No.307218 del
>>307216
she is ugly and is wearing those goofy glasses to distract from the fact


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 21:32:34 [Preview] No.307219 del
>>307216
She looks and sounds like a fuck head.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 21:36:36 [Preview] No.307220 del
https://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/grant-shapps-uk-butthole-australia_uk_601a78c0c5b668b8db3d3a74
>UK Can't Close Its butthole Because It's An Island 'Unlike Australia', Says Grant Shapps


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 21:38:14 [Preview] No.307221 del
https://www.pedestrian.tv/entertainment/kath-and-kim-porno-film/
>It may be the biggest mystery since the Bermuda Triangle…was a gay porno called Aussie Boys Monday Morning Kitchen Fuck. Cause, why Not?! filmed at the Kath & Kim house?


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 21:43:39 [Preview] No.307222 del
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NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 21:47:29 [Preview] No.307223 del
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NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 21:47:41 [Preview] No.307224 del
>>307222
Poor kitty.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 21:49:19 [Preview] No.307225 del
>>307222
Hey, flying kot.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 22:00:45 [Preview] No.307226 del
>>307223
That snow video.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 22:19:56 [Preview] No.307231 del
>>307227
Abstract pepes

>>307228
I feel like Taco Pepe but I will end up as the last Pepe.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 22:24:29 [Preview] No.307232 del


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 22:25:35 [Preview] No.307233 del
>>307196
Give the curry bean a call and meet her for mordning tea.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 22:25:54 [Preview] No.307234 del
>>307197
You should be back by now.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 22:26:12 [Preview] No.307235 del
>>307227
>>307228
Nice Pepes. I might get some tacos today.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 22:26:56 [Preview] No.307236 del
I am going to filter the tor domain level as nothing of value comes from these links

The word onion should be filter to when using a dot in front of it to Have a wank.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 22:26:57 [Preview] No.307237 del
>>307201
>Howdy
By arse gains salt.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 22:27:50 [Preview] No.307238 del
>>307235
The place in lizbef that did good fish tacos seems to have gone out of business, or at least stopped appearing on uberpajeets.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 22:29:45 [Preview] No.307239 del
TPG want to come into my NEET lair with their technician despite it being an NBN HFC issue at that is what keeps going down. I honestly don't see the point of why they are coming out but they want to come as I received a text message at 9:00 pm last night about it.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 22:30:53 [Preview] No.307240 del
>>307239
They want to watch you try turning it off and on again.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 22:30:56 [Preview] No.307241 del


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 22:31:39 [Preview] No.307242 del
>>307241
I need answers.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 22:31:53 [Preview] No.307243 del
>>307238
>at least stopped appearing on uberpajeets.
I think some businesses get the shits with them. I know a local business on there and they say that sometimes the delivery cunts don't even turn up. Now that Pajeet can refuse deliveries there is little incentive for them to deliver in my area. Another great victory from the unions as their daily deliveries significantly reduced (The customer pays $4.99 for delivery, uber takes 1/3 of the order in fees.)


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 22:32:18 [Preview] No.307244 del
>>307241
Hnngh.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 22:32:59 [Preview] No.307245 del
>>307212
It was bucketing down around 4.
Do you get one of the bigger companies to do your lawn and yard or a local?
I would prefer to get some local person but I feel weird having some cunt in my yard.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 22:33:18 [Preview] No.307246 del
>>307243
It has disappeared from the Lizbef Centre website, so I'd say they went under. Uncultured swine only eat KFC and McDolands, so little else survives.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 22:33:50 [Preview] No.307247 del
>>307240
I have done it some many fucking times, I call the cunts and reset it and nothing happens. The downtime only happens during business hours and given how prone to interference HFC is I can imagine someone is fucking around with it. I believe this because around the time of the drop offs from the modem the amount of lag increases as it takes longer to load websites like they are not going to even load.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 22:34:14 [Preview] No.307248 del
love my nightwalk with dog


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 22:34:21 [Preview] No.307249 del
>>307245
The guy used to be Jim's Mowing, but all the Jim's livery disappeared off his trailer and I think he just does it for himself now.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 22:35:11 [Preview] No.307250 del
>>307248
Like the first picture here >>307227


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 22:35:36 [Preview] No.307251 del
>>307246
>so little else survives.
I have cut down to eating KFC and McDonalds to once a fortnight if not longer. The experience is so disappointing when I do order from there I ask myself if it is worth it.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 22:36:19 [Preview] No.307252 del
>>307250
cute cate


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 22:36:29 [Preview] No.307253 del
>>307251
I want to cut it out too and instead have a decent meal somewhere once a week.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 22:36:42 [Preview] No.307254 del
>>307216
What a nonce.
It's like a cheap plastic copy of WWWOTW


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 22:38:23 [Preview] No.307255 del
>>307222
Silly kitty.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 22:39:00 [Preview] No.307256 del


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 22:39:47 [Preview] No.307257 del


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 22:40:09 [Preview] No.307258 del
>>307253
I am have been eating pasta I cook for lunch each day that is when I would normally eat. Breakfast is cereal or bacon and eggs once a week. Dinner is a combination of meat, veg and potato.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 22:40:25 [Preview] No.307259 del
>>307254
>It's like a cheap plastic copy of WWWOTW
I miss is so much.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 22:40:33 [Preview] No.307260 del
>>307236
Do it!
We told you to months ago.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 22:40:57 [Preview] No.307261 del
>>307256
The video is >>307112 and look at each window as if it is a letter.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 22:41:13 [Preview] No.307262 del
>>307260
It's been done.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 22:41:19 [Preview] No.307263 del
>>307238
I didn't know there was a good fish taco place.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 22:41:39 [Preview] No.307264 del
>>307260
>>307262
I used the post to test it to check that the word itself is not filtered.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 22:42:33 [Preview] No.307265 del
>>307242
I think he toasted his toast.
Must be a Euro thing.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 22:42:54 [Preview] No.307266 del


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 22:42:59 [Preview] No.307267 del
>>307263
La Adelita Mexican Cantina it was called. I think there are one or two others around town. Semaphore or somewhere.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 22:43:35 [Preview] No.307268 del
>>307265
Butterbrot, we salute you!


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 22:44:15 [Preview] No.307269 del
>>307246
We still have Chicken Knight. That's a place of class.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 22:45:24 [Preview] No.307270 del
>>307269
True. Sometimes instead of ordering a whole meal there, I will go and grab some chips or roast taters while the Weber is doing its thing.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 22:46:16 [Preview] No.307271 del


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 22:46:42 [Preview] No.307272 del
>>307249
That seems like the way to go, Jims are like Uber.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 22:48:01 [Preview] No.307273 del
>>307251
>disappointing
This is why you need to order it daily, then at least once a fortnight it is okay.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 22:49:13 [Preview] No.307274 del
>>307253
What would you class as good?
That asian place in Munno Para, that was there before Munno was is okay.
Also, there's a few decent pubs around the place.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 22:49:59 [Preview] No.307275 del
>>307259
We never showed enough appreciation for it when we had it.
We took it for granted.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 22:51:32 [Preview] No.307276 del
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Good Morning Neets


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 22:52:03 [Preview] No.307277 del
>>307267
Is that where TunzaFun was?
The food looks good.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 22:52:32 [Preview] No.307278 del
>>307275
I posted my use of the word each week. The one Wednesday I was not here no one asked about it. It was sad.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 22:52:49 [Preview] No.307279 del
>>307276
Good morning Nuro.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 22:54:36 [Preview] No.307280 del
>>307279
morning, it seem there was a lot of low quality immitation yesterday, SAD


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 22:55:28 [Preview] No.307281 del
>>307268
A clear morning with the sun coming over the snow capped peaks. A moose in the distance grunts and trout in the stream splash. The Hungarian raises his butterbrot to the early sun as the steam warps the view behind it. The tears in his eyes freeze.
'Should've put some paprika on it', he thinks in Ugric, 'How could I have forgot the paprika?'.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 22:56:15 [Preview] No.307282 del
>>307270
I still haven't got your meal selection, with the roast pork and taters.
I will not be getting fruit salad again.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 22:56:47 [Preview] No.307283 del
>>307276
MOrniNG


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 22:58:05 [Preview] No.307284 del
>>307278
Maybe he should start doing them on tiktok.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 23:01:15 [Preview] No.307285 del
Not sure if I should play a Nord Sword-and-Board warrior or a High Elf pure mage in Skyrim.
Leaning towards the former.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 23:01:54 [Preview] No.307286 del
>>307285
Be a cat.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 23:02:38 [Preview] No.307287 del
>>307285
Be a stealth archer.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 23:02:54 [Preview] No.307288 del
>>307286
My last playthrough was a Khajiit theif/archer.
I love playing as a cat.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 23:03:02 [Preview] No.307289 del
>>307274
I don't know. Just something that isn't fast food or another schnitzel. It doesn't necessarily need to be the Northern suburbs either.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 23:03:23 [Preview] No.307290 del
>>307288
Raaawr! Just me and my shadow.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 23:03:51 [Preview] No.307291 del
>>307280
Very sad.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 23:04:09 [Preview] No.307292 del
>>307281
Tragic story.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 23:04:20 [Preview] No.307293 del
black label


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 23:04:26 [Preview] No.307294 del
>>307284
I would follow and like them.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 23:06:01 [Preview] No.307295 del
>>307289
There is an 'authentic' Latin food place on Main North just south of where Montague crosses.
I think it's in Pooraka.
That's apparently very good, they have a pig on a spit.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 23:06:22 [Preview] No.307296 del


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 23:06:45 [Preview] No.307297 del
>>307294
I'd subscribe and give it a thumbs up.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 23:08:55 [Preview] No.307298 del
>>307295
I'll have a look.
It also has to be somewhere that doesn't mind a single loser coming in and saying they want a table for one.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 23:10:07 [Preview] No.307299 del
>>307189
Are there any good bean dishes from hungaria?


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 23:10:38 [Preview] No.307301 del
>>307298
>Antojitos Latinos Adelaide
I've never stopped because it's on Main North and doesn't look easy to park at, with no stand out signs.
I worked with a Spanish bloke who said it was the closest to food he had as a kid.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 23:13:30 [Preview] No.307302 del
>>307203
>fat boong girl
Did you get her number?


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 23:14:51 [Preview] No.307303 del
>>307302
As long as she had a name tag on, that would've been enough. His snooping ability would've found her arse.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 23:15:25 [Preview] No.307304 del
Worked out at the gym. Grabbed some shopping. Nearly got killed by another car on my way home. Grabbed some lamb from dan's. Put my washing on. Now it's time for some drinking and ancient aliens.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 23:16:37 [Preview] No.307305 del
>>307298
I'd hardly ever thought about that. Besides, I eat for 3, so maybe restaurants are happy to see me coming.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 23:16:55 [Preview] No.307306 del
>>307304
Sounds good.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 23:17:13 [Preview] No.307307 del
>>307304
>Grabbed some lamb from dan's
>not going to cellarbrations and getting 1.25's


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 23:17:50 [Preview] No.307308 del
>>307301
I'll drive round that block today or tomorrow and suss it out.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 23:19:13 [Preview] No.307309 del
>>307304
>lamb from dans
wut ?


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 23:19:58 [Preview] No.307310 del
>>307308
Take the HA.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 23:20:16 [Preview] No.307312 del
>>307309
you that fucking dumb?


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 23:20:25 [Preview] No.307313 del
>>307310
She's vego.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 23:21:51 [Preview] No.307314 del
>>307313
There used to be a fancy Ethiopian restaurant in Prospect.
I went with an ex there once.
They had Jimi Hendrix softly in the background.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 23:21:57 [Preview] No.307315 del
>>307312
Of course he is.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 23:22:01 [Preview] No.307316 del
>>307307
>cellarbrations
Never heard of it.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 23:22:18 [Preview] No.307317 del
>>307312
i only buy goon and cognac im not into your meme brands or pathetic early morning drinking you fuckwit


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 23:23:09 [Preview] No.307318 del
>>307317
>i only buy goon and cognac
>meme


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 23:23:29 [Preview] No.307319 del
>>307317
Settle down big boy.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 23:23:33 [Preview] No.307320 del
>>307309
Fat little lamb is drunk by gentleman neets whose refined upbringing leaves them unable to cope with goon.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 23:24:18 [Preview] No.307321 del
>>307317
>cognac
homo


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 23:24:27 [Preview] No.307322 del
>>307318
if i drink it its based

Q.E.D.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 23:25:06 [Preview] No.307323 del
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It's very intimate, you need to share the meals and drink red wine together.
Then walk slowly down Prospect road, her arm through yours as you talk about old times. A drive into the city for a sorbet vegan friendly while taking pictures in the Japanese Gardens.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 23:25:22 [Preview] No.307324 del
>>307320
Fat lamb is a poofter drink.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 23:25:34 [Preview] No.307325 del
>>307304
Good to hear you're safe.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 23:26:15 [Preview] No.307326 del
>>307323
Beautiful.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 23:26:44 [Preview] No.307327 del
>>307323
>second pic
Pajeets in the Street


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 23:26:56 [Preview] No.307328 del
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I think lamb was a meme here for a few weeks back in late 2017, judging from the dates on my images.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 23:27:46 [Preview] No.307329 del
>>307323
>Then walk slowly down Prospect road
That's a heckin' long walk from Main North Road Pooraka...


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 23:28:42 [Preview] No.307330 del
>>307329
Imagine the chaffing.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 23:31:04 [Preview] No.307331 del
>>307317
You have been angry since yesterday, what's on your mind?


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 23:31:55 [Preview] No.307332 del
>>307329
The Pooraka one is the meal on your way to pick her up, Addis Ababa Cafe (Prospect) is the date.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 23:31:56 [Preview] No.307333 del
>>307328
That was the combo package.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 23:32:36 [Preview] No.307334 del
>>307331
She's probably on her rags.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 23:33:21 [Preview] No.307335 del
>>307334
He has a lot of stress running a business.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 23:33:27 [Preview] No.307336 del
>>307331
SAME FUCKWITS, DIFFERENT DAY


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 23:35:50 [Preview] No.307337 del
>>307335
He sort of reminds me of my old boss, the flamboyant gay one that didn't pay my super.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 23:36:05 [Preview] No.307338 del
>>307336
At some point I stopped being angry, I started actually ENJOYING the fuckwits.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 23:36:27 [Preview] No.307339 del
>>307333
Man, I miss that combo. Dan's and the colonel's are 5 km apart where I live. They should just have a dual site, with a double drive through.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 23:37:30 [Preview] No.307340 del
>>307337
What did the ATO do about that?
And what about the personal loan?


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 23:37:36 [Preview] No.307341 del
>>307336
Calm down nuro, you've got a full day of goon, beaches codeine, BASEDness, creepshots, losless audio codecs and flavourtown ahead of you.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 23:39:06 [Preview] No.307342 del
>>307340
ATO did fuck all apart from stress me out.
The loan has been approved but still doing more paperwork shit before the build starts.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 23:40:10 [Preview] No.307343 del
Wish I could make it to flavortown


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 23:42:55 [Preview] No.307344 del
>>307342
No, I meant the money you gave that former boss of yours.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 23:44:00 [Preview] No.307345 del
>>307344
He gave that back, it just took 4 months.
That was before I left.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 23:46:51 [Preview] No.307346 del
I saw Weber make a TikTok singing Just One Look by Linda Ronstadt to the HA once.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 23:48:52 [Preview] No.307347 del
>>307324
It's not gay if you call out 'no homo' before you pleasure yourself anally with an ice cold can full of lamb. I mean, it's not, is it?


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 23:49:01 [Preview] No.307348 del
>>307343
Acquire some Mersey Valley and see where the journey takes you.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 23:49:29 [Preview] No.307349 del
>>307346
I wish I could receive a personalised Tiktok.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 23:49:48 [Preview] No.307350 del
>>307347
>>307348
Might get 1.5l bottle and chuck it in the freezer.


NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 23:53:09 [Preview] No.307351 del
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NEET 02/05/2021 (Fri) 23:53:40 [Preview] No.307352 del


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 00:01:12 [Preview] No.307354 del
Monaro is wearing what looks like a wedding dress with my thongs.
What a bogan. Bit hot tbh.


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 00:02:06 [Preview] No.307355 del
We like living right and being a free.


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 00:02:22 [Preview] No.307356 del
>>307355
>a free
free*


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 00:04:18 [Preview] No.307357 del


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 00:05:48 [Preview] No.307358 del
>>307353
My great grandfather used to have a haram of gook women, none of which were allowed to eat with him. Instead he dined each night with his pet cat sitting on the chair opposite, eating off a plate.


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 00:07:35 [Preview] No.307359 del
I once spent all weekend cruising dating apps looking for some rough trade. That's how I met possum


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 00:11:01 [Preview] No.307360 del
lawn guy hasn't shown up yet
starting to get cranky


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 00:21:11 [Preview] No.307361 del
Morning bros
thinking about a black instant


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 00:29:04 [Preview] No.307362 del
>>307361
Morning


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 00:35:47 [Preview] No.307363 del
lawn guy has shown up


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 00:38:03 [Preview] No.307364 del
do the lawn yourself you lazy cunt


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 00:38:08 [Preview] No.307365 del
>>307363
Tell him he's got the wrong place.


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 00:38:08 [Preview] No.307366 del
>>307359
Hot!

>>307361
Morning NEET.


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 00:48:39 [Preview] No.307367 del
>>307363
Dock his pay for being late


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 00:49:46 [Preview] No.307368 del
>>307364
so rude


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 00:55:43 [Preview] No.307369 del
>>307368
The goon does terrible things to some NEETs.


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 00:56:05 [Preview] No.307370 del
>>307369
never drank goon


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 00:56:33 [Preview] No.307371 del
(3.23 MB 4032x3024 IMG_4688.JPG)
UH UH UH


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 00:58:10 [Preview] No.307372 del
>>307371
big yikes


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 00:59:30 [Preview] No.307373 del
>>307371
This combination of hot hash brown and cold toppings still gives me the horrors, Numo.


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 01:09:06 [Preview] No.307374 del
>>307372
go yike yourself

>>307373
> cold toppings

they aint cold


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 01:14:15 [Preview] No.307375 del
>>307371
Straight to flavourtown.


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 01:16:37 [Preview] No.307376 del
>>307375
thought it was time to share some of the ingredients


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 01:17:02 [Preview] No.307377 del
Fehlbergs is the shizz


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 01:17:25 [Preview] No.307378 del
>>307371
FLAVOURTOWN


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 01:25:50 [Preview] No.307379 del
Purchased a longneck of stout and a bottle of wine. Decided to make my own lunch today, which I will do in the near future.


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 01:26:29 [Preview] No.307380 del
>>307377
is that a linux distro?


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 01:31:51 [Preview] No.307381 del
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What if we made the neet compound underground, maybe at an out of commission former templar-mason underground base?


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 01:32:45 [Preview] No.307382 del
>>307381
are any of those for sale? aren't they all world heritage tourist wank sites?


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 01:33:36 [Preview] No.307383 del
>>307381
nuro gets pushed out one of those top openings by day 3


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 01:33:59 [Preview] No.307384 del
hobbit homes seem comfy


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 01:34:26 [Preview] No.307385 del
>>307382
they also need to be near the sea so we can get our submarine out


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 01:40:55 [Preview] No.307386 del
>>307379
good, no more bitching about maccas

>>307380
its the jalepinos

>>307381
i have the schematics


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 01:42:14 [Preview] No.307387 del
>>307364
He's keeping the economy circulating.


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 01:42:32 [Preview] No.307388 del
>>307386
>i have the schematics
mate, at most you'll be responsible for wiring up the commune stereo


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 01:43:35 [Preview] No.307389 del
Having a succulent Iranian meal


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 01:48:22 [Preview] No.307390 del
>>307381
Possum had one of those at his house, but wouldn't let us use it for the neet compound because that's where he ran his BDSM club on weekends


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 01:49:57 [Preview] No.307391 del
>>307379
>which I will do in the near future.
Good plan.


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 01:50:21 [Preview] No.307392 del
>>307389
Big meal?


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 01:50:52 [Preview] No.307393 del
>>307383
Nuro would be in trouble long before that for riding his push bike down the spiral ramp while making voom-vrooom sounds.


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 01:51:52 [Preview] No.307394 del
>>307381
I mean you could just use a bobcat and prefab blocks.
Did you hear about the Australian deepweb king they arrested in a fucking bunker?


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 01:52:10 [Preview] No.307395 del
>>307393
>while making voom-vrooom sounds.
back in my day we used a bit of cardboard or ice cream tub in the spokes. Mum's washing pegs held it on.


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 01:52:41 [Preview] No.307396 del
>>307394
>Did you hear about the Australian deepweb king they arrested in a fucking bunker?
no?
take anything the australian media says with a grain of salt


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 01:55:49 [Preview] No.307397 del
The compound also needs an angstloch and oubliette.


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 01:56:00 [Preview] No.307398 del
>>307395
UH UH UH...MOTORTOWN!


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 01:56:08 [Preview] No.307399 del
>>307392
Big platter of appetisers


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 02:12:14 [Preview] No.307400 del
>>307393
*E-bike


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 02:13:18 [Preview] No.307401 del
>>307388
As long as a competent NEET is there to overlook his work.


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 02:13:48 [Preview] No.307402 del
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hasing a wine


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 02:15:14 [Preview] No.307403 del
>>307232
Good morning my friend.


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 02:21:53 [Preview] No.307404 del
>>307403
Big sleep, Possum?


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 02:28:47 [Preview] No.307405 del
he hates me


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 02:28:56 [Preview] No.307406 del
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need some caffeine


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 02:30:07 [Preview] No.307407 del
>>307406
nice powerpoints, seppo


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 02:34:36 [Preview] No.307408 del
>>307407
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 02:36:07 [Preview] No.307409 del
>>307408
That neet is using a VPN and refusing to use the Australian flag option in protest of the retarded geolocation of endchan.


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 02:36:32 [Preview] No.307410 del
>>307402
Large glass?


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 02:36:48 [Preview] No.307411 del
>>307406
Good sip?


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 02:38:16 [Preview] No.307413 del
>>307412
I realised that when I saw the face in the coffee.


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 02:38:39 [Preview] No.307414 del
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NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 02:45:55 [Preview] No.307415 del
>>307409
>That neet is using a VPN
no

>refusing to use the Australian flag option in protest of the retarded geolocation of endchan
yes


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 02:46:10 [Preview] No.307416 del
>>307411
>sip
>orally


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 02:47:13 [Preview] No.307417 del
>>307412
>>307414

of course its not my kitchen, that kitchen is absolutely filthy


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 02:55:09 [Preview] No.307418 del
>>307417
No shit it's not your kitchen.


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 02:59:05 [Preview] No.307419 del
Ernest.


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 03:08:58 [Preview] No.307420 del
>>307418
no fucking shit sherlock


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 03:10:21 [Preview] No.307421 del
>>307420
Calm down.


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 03:11:35 [Preview] No.307423 del
>>307420
you get riled up so easily, numo


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 03:12:04 [Preview] No.307424 del
>>307421
i was being ironic dad


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 03:13:59 [Preview] No.307426 del
>>307424
You're being erratic, again.


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 03:14:07 [Preview] No.307427 del


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 03:16:43 [Preview] No.307429 del
>>307425
only mention of 'bunker' is the text with the graphic of the datacentre, and the mention of the ISP (Cyberbunker) who use a literal ex-NATO bunker.


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 03:18:08 [Preview] No.307430 del
>>307428
that's reasonable
if the Feds are going to make ridiculous health directives, they can pick up the tab


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 03:20:25 [Preview] No.307431 del


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 03:22:43 [Preview] No.307432 del
>>307431
Hope you stay safe Nuro.


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 03:34:20 [Preview] No.307433 del
>>307397
As a toilet where the unnamedNEETs are kept below.


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 03:34:57 [Preview] No.307434 del
>>307403
Big sleep, Possum?


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 03:34:58 [Preview] No.307435 del
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>>307432
only so many shady bulgarian hackers in mount cotton ;)


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 03:35:36 [Preview] No.307436 del


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 03:35:44 [Preview] No.307437 del


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 03:38:27 [Preview] No.307438 del
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NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 03:38:56 [Preview] No.307439 del
>>307429
>>307431
Part of me thinks this is just a glownigger who reached the end of his service life.
I mean the CIA invented the darknet, they probably still run it.
this guy will never stand trial before a jury of his peers in an open court


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 03:44:46 [Preview] No.307440 del
>>307439
One of the interesting things about being done for "e-crime" is that the prosecution can basically get up on the stand and say whatever they want. You can only try to refute it. The prosecution aren't going to hand a copy of your hard drives over to a person of your choosing for an independent forensic analysis. You can't put techos from your ISP (and their ISP) on the stand and grill them about their standards and procedures and log integrity. They can bend everything to suit their purpose.


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 03:46:31 [Preview] No.307441 del
INSANE IN THE MEMBRANE


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 03:52:09 [Preview] No.307442 del
Moonlight and magnolia.


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 03:56:24 [Preview] No.307443 del
>>307422
All the remaining cars were probably crap anyway.

>>307425
Oh well.

>>307428
It should be entirely funded by those returning to Australia.


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 04:01:41 [Preview] No.307444 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=2EtBFEiWjIs [Embed]

Boong o'clock.
Drop those britches.


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 04:04:19 [Preview] No.307445 del
TEHEHEHEH


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 04:05:01 [Preview] No.307446 del
>>307443
>All the remaining cars were probably crap anyway.
Yeah, there's a good chance every single Holden that rolled off the production line after GM announced their intentions was half-assed or deliberately fucked with. If you knew you were going to be out of a job shortly, why wouldn't you put nuts and bolts and shit in cylinders, fluid reservoirs, etc?


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 04:08:05 [Preview] No.307447 del
>>307445
hes a bit of a soyboy but his videos are enjoyable. great to fall asleep to


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 04:09:14 [Preview] No.307448 del
>>307446
Pride, dignity, not being a third world country? But yeah, you're probably right.


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 04:10:29 [Preview] No.307449 del
>>307448
>Pride, dignity
these were the unionized lizbef scumbags who went on strike demanding a pay rise every single time the federal government bailed out holdens


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 04:11:08 [Preview] No.307450 del
>>307449
KILL EM WEBBY


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 04:13:49 [Preview] No.307451 del
>>307450
don't need to
they did themselves out of a job and industry


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 04:17:11 [Preview] No.307452 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=QYsp6fUyhaw [Embed]
>>307451
Take the HA to this.
>Leyan Persian Restaurant
It's where Monaro and I just went, I've been there heaps of times, most of what they have is vego.


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 04:17:35 [Preview] No.307453 del
>>307447
HE IS THE SOYBOY


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 04:19:14 [Preview] No.307454 del
off for a beach ride neets

getting some cognac on he way and no i will not wear a helmet and no i will not be safe and no my lancia is never getting a bumper


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 04:20:10 [Preview] No.307455 del
>>307452
>Leyan Persian Restaurant
Ta.
It appears to be next door to Tandoori Temptations, which I know is good already.


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 04:22:51 [Preview] No.307456 del
Woke up at 3pm. The lights were on, the door was open, my glasses were on the floor of the lounge room.
Many standards were consumed last night but I feel ok considering.

Some fat pig cunt shiela cut my version of protein NEET off from buying more beers because he asked why we had to wear a mask while buying drinks but not drinking them. Then she cut me off because I bought beers for him. Fuck me I'd love to neck that slut. Her fat ugly tattoo'd thighs and her bad attitude had me in a state.


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 04:25:08 [Preview] No.307457 del
>>307453
id say he's no 2, no 1 would be this guy


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 04:27:17 [Preview] No.307458 del
>>307456
>I'd love to neck that slut
What does necking a slut mean? Root her or kill her?


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 04:28:15 [Preview] No.307459 del
>>307458
The latter but I'd do both combined.


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 04:32:43 [Preview] No.307460 del
>>307458
car tire full of gasoline around the bitch
south african necklace


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 04:32:59 [Preview] No.307461 del
How will I be able to enjoy pubs and meet people and meet women if I get properly sober?
:(


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 04:34:06 [Preview] No.307462 del
24 degrees today in Shitbourne, going to visit my Gippsland mate for some drinks to celebrate his birthday that was last week.


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 04:36:48 [Preview] No.307463 del
>>307461
drunks and bars arent very enjoyable when youre sober
buy if you go and some bitch asks you why arent you drinking just tell er youre on acid


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 04:43:28 [Preview] No.307464 del
>>307451
Based.


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 04:43:45 [Preview] No.307465 del
>>307454
Have fun.


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 04:44:15 [Preview] No.307466 del
>>307456
Sounds like an interesting night.


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 04:44:33 [Preview] No.307467 del
>>307462
At his place?


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 04:56:52 [Preview] No.307468 del
>>307462
Yeah thanks for the invite cunt


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 04:58:02 [Preview] No.307469 del
Having a furphy
Still 0.055 from last night


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 05:11:28 [Preview] No.307470 del
>>307440
Basically the jury cannot independently asses the technical evidence, you can't get an independent expert- and even if you did you are denied discovery.
"Please tell the defense before the trial exactly how you hacked him to get the evidence.

In Australia it's actually illegal to refuse to decrypt something for the police- even if it would constitute self-incrimination.

But all that was ten years ago- today the typical MO is to charge someone with a proxy offense that carries a huge sentence.

For instance instead of charging someone with stealing a car which is hard to prove- the police charge them with "being inside a vehicle without permission", and he gets the same sentence.
A great many charges are not simply proxies that allow the crown to avoid evidence requirements- many of these proxy offenses don't even have a physical burden of proof, so the defendant can be convicted based on accusation alone


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 05:14:38 [Preview] No.307471 del


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 05:15:52 [Preview] No.307472 del
>>307470
encrypt your memes hdd and never leave it open when you are out of the house.

When the pigs tell you to unencrypt it, refuse and cop it sweet.

either that or use a double crypt HDD and give up the password to your old tax returns and pron


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 05:16:13 [Preview] No.307473 del
Zinc.


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 05:20:06 [Preview] No.307474 del
Carrots are rich in beta carotene, which your body converts into vitamin A. This nutrient promotes good vision and is important for growth, development, and immune function. Food for thought.


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 05:20:27 [Preview] No.307475 del
>>307454
Why dont you think your life is worth protecting Nuro?


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 05:20:59 [Preview] No.307476 del
>>307475
He's too based for common sense.


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 05:22:44 [Preview] No.307477 del
>>307472
The one person I knew who got busted for CP got charged and convicted on the evidence of 2500 50x50 thumbnails in his browser cache. You could not see shit but they still fucked him.


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 05:24:01 [Preview] No.307478 del
(3.61 MB 856x480 1612567680932.webm)


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 05:25:36 [Preview] No.307479 del
>>307477
so he was a pedo and they busted him?
BASED


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 05:28:08 [Preview] No.307480 del


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 05:28:49 [Preview] No.307481 del
>>307477
Bleachbit your browser and garbage bin kids. As recommended by hillary clinton.


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 05:29:37 [Preview] No.307482 del
(3.04 MB 716x400 1612410228927.webm)


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 05:40:12 [Preview] No.307483 del
>>307482
How sad.


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 05:44:11 [Preview] No.307484 del
(101.77 KB 750x500 i want to go surfing.jpg)


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 05:53:15 [Preview] No.307485 del
sounds good


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 06:06:28 [Preview] No.307486 del
Quiet day on the board


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 06:07:05 [Preview] No.307487 del
>>307486
We'll make a ruckus tonight, don't you worry.


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 06:07:43 [Preview] No.307488 del
dead thread


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 06:10:37 [Preview] No.307489 del
>>307487
The goon gets them all rowdy.


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 06:14:31 [Preview] No.307490 del
>>307489
I was thinking something else. ;)


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 06:17:06 [Preview] No.307491 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=bQlv2dHZnfk [Embed]

All we are is dust in the wind


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 06:19:24 [Preview] No.307492 del
>>307479
No his ex GF dobbed him in and he retarded and used legal aid and got fucked.


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 06:21:09 [Preview] No.307493 del
God I am soooo incredibly based


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 06:21:27 [Preview] No.307494 del
>>307492
>and he retarded


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 06:23:06 [Preview] No.307495 del
>>307493
not wearing a helmet is extremely stupid


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 06:23:32 [Preview] No.307496 del
(1.63 MB 304x480 1612561275200.webm)


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 06:25:18 [Preview] No.307497 del
>>307495
Personal safety is pozzed, you wouldn't understand, NoFun.


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 06:27:21 [Preview] No.307498 del
Did that NEET ever do his blood test?


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 06:27:38 [Preview] No.307499 del
>>307491
Beautiful video.


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 06:27:45 [Preview] No.307500 del
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 06:28:23 [Preview] No.307501 del
>>307468
I take it you're not coming to possum's party on sunday either?


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 06:29:13 [Preview] No.307502 del
>>307493
Based.


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 06:29:49 [Preview] No.307503 del
>>307496
Crazy.


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 06:30:40 [Preview] No.307504 del
>>307498
Nope.
Had like 4 weeks to do it, but didn't.

Ain't no such things as half way crooks


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 06:30:48 [Preview] No.307505 del
>>307472
I suggest using an encrypted usb drive. If the authorities demand you decrypt it, claim you found it at library or something and have no idea what's on it or why it won't work.


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 06:32:16 [Preview] No.307506 del
>>307492
How old was his ex gf? I'm imagining her telling her teacher in fifth grade.


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 06:33:26 [Preview] No.307507 del
>>307504
boonglyfe


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 06:36:26 [Preview] No.307508 del
>>307497
Oh, But I DO understand nuro. You see I was once like you and would tear arse through the city on a GT LTS MTB with only a bandana, I thought if i wreck my bike then I dont want to live because I held my life worth less than that awesome ride. Now my life has purpose and I value it highly.

You should find a purpose nuro. maybe then you would try to protect your life a bit and stop abusing your body with drugs, alcohol, salt and that shit you buy off infowars.


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 06:40:11 [Preview] No.307509 del
>>307508
Nuro is so BASED that his safety helmet isn't there to protect his head, it's there to protect the road.


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 06:40:46 [Preview] No.307510 del
>>307508
I'm not Nuro, I can spell properly.


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 06:41:22 [Preview] No.307511 del


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 06:43:32 [Preview] No.307512 del
>>307509
> safety helmet


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 06:44:01 [Preview] No.307513 del
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Nuro stacked his bike once and plowed headfirst into the ground without a helmet. The resulting crater was featured in the documentary Wolf Creek


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 06:44:22 [Preview] No.307514 del
Nuro is in a Mersey Valley spiral, I fear he will not come out of it alive.


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 06:45:52 [Preview] No.307515 del
(42.21 KB 620x372 jon jarret.jpeg)
>>307513
you mean wolf creek 2. and it was a moofie with jon jarret


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 06:46:01 [Preview] No.307516 del
Potato salad sandwich.


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 06:46:50 [Preview] No.307517 del
>>307515
wolf creek 3 nek year


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 06:48:05 [Preview] No.307518 del
>>307508
You can make a wheel chair look pretty based with a few tassels.


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 06:48:55 [Preview] No.307519 del
(1.54 MB 1092x1023 dink.png)
(271.84 KB 800x1143 4_lions4.jpg)
BIP BIP BIP...
Good morning, fellas!
Movie starts in an hour, at 19 AEDT!
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 06:49:02 [Preview] No.307520 del
>>307516
sounds allright


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 06:49:41 [Preview] No.307521 del
>>307517
dunno m80, i dont like the horror aspect of it, but i liked the landscapes and the acting.


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 06:50:17 [Preview] No.307522 del
>>307519
Thank you.


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 06:50:26 [Preview] No.307523 del
>>307521
>dunno m80
What don't you know?


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 06:50:47 [Preview] No.307524 del
Half hungover, half drunk, listening to rap music and watching nazi webm's on 4chans /gif/
An interesting contrast


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 06:51:23 [Preview] No.307525 del
>>307505
that won't stop them convicting you
in SA they passed a law a couple of years ago where if you're convicted of murder and don't tell them where the body is you never get parole... think about the ramifications of that for somebody who is actually innocent


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 06:51:31 [Preview] No.307526 del
Banjo-Kazooie or Super Mario 64?


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 06:52:11 [Preview] No.307527 del
>>307526
You should get ready for the moofie >>307519


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 06:52:22 [Preview] No.307528 del
>>307526
>Banjo-Kazooie


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 06:52:29 [Preview] No.307529 del
>>307526
Banjo-Kazooie.


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 06:53:50 [Preview] No.307530 del
we should make fun of paprika until he gets really angry with us


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 06:54:00 [Preview] No.307531 del
>>307525
You can't make laws on the assumption convicted people might be innocent.


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 06:54:14 [Preview] No.307532 del
>>307521
Strikes me that these sorts of movies resemble all the horror themed fairy tales like those collected by the grimm brothers centuries ago.


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 06:54:32 [Preview] No.307533 del


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 06:55:19 [Preview] No.307534 del
>>307525
Yes, but the prosecution still has to prove you actually committed the murder.


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 06:55:27 [Preview] No.307535 del
WEBERS LIKE
HALF MAN HALF AMAZING


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 06:55:27 [Preview] No.307536 del
>>307531
they didn't need to change the law in the first place


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 06:55:55 [Preview] No.307537 del
>>307523
Dunno if I'm keen is all.
I'm not a horror fan like nuro.


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 06:56:44 [Preview] No.307538 del
>>307532
Kek, Yeah the cunning young prince escapes the giant. Maybe you're right.


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 06:57:14 [Preview] No.307539 del
NEET-TAN CLAN COMIN AT YA


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 06:57:22 [Preview] No.307540 del
>>307536
They shouldn't have abolished the death penalty for murder.


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 06:57:46 [Preview] No.307541 del
>>307534
prove to a jury of boomers, half of whom have already decided you're guilty before the trial even starts


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 06:59:12 [Preview] No.307542 del
>>307540
purely for economic reasons it should be death for pretty much everything, like china has
and no drawing it out with appeals and bullshit for 30 years like the seppos


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 07:00:28 [Preview] No.307543 del
>>307542
>like china
Jesus fucking Christ...


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 07:01:03 [Preview] No.307544 del
The NEET Commune will have public executions of rule breakers.


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 07:02:55 [Preview] No.307545 del
>>307543
or NatSoc Germany if you'd prefer?


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 07:03:11 [Preview] No.307546 del
>>307544
Big orgy?


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 07:04:50 [Preview] No.307547 del
>>307544
BY ANAL IMPALEMENT ONTO THE RUNNING DRIVESHAFT OF AN AUSSIE MADE V8.


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 07:10:00 [Preview] No.307549 del
I am going to cook up some carrots, onions, broccoli, brussel sprouts, fish fillets and eggs for dinner.
Fish will go in the oven.
Eggs, carrot and onions will be fried.
How should I cook the broccoli and brussel sprouts? Both are currently frozen. Can I put them in the oven with the fish? I normally just throw them in the stew and let them boil but that isn't really an option here unless I get a pot out just for them.


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 07:10:42 [Preview] No.307550 del
>>307548
10k should go show them how it's done.


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 07:11:05 [Preview] No.307551 del
>>307549
You can do sprouts in the oven. Broccoli doesn't react well to getting any colour on it and tastes bad that way.


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 07:12:28 [Preview] No.307552 del
What beers will be on tap at the commune?
Coopers green obviously, Furphy? VB? XXXX?


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 07:13:15 [Preview] No.307553 del
>>307552
Pilk definitely.


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 07:14:05 [Preview] No.307554 del
>>307551
I quite like it.
I think I will do the fish, broccoli and sprouts all in the oven. Cheers neet.


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 07:14:13 [Preview] No.307555 del
>>307549
>How should I cook the broccoli and brussel sprouts? Both are currently frozen.
doesn't the packaging say how to do them? or did you buy fresh produce and put it in the freezer?


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 07:14:54 [Preview] No.307556 del
>>307552
>Coopers green
Good but I am pissed off about the poofter shit.
>Furphy
Alright.
>VB? XXXX?
Cat piss. All the good neets are SA neets anyway.


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 07:16:36 [Preview] No.307557 del
>>307552
Beer made from gcuddles, packaged in boxes, picked out by our very own goon connoisseur.


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 07:18:22 [Preview] No.307558 del
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Actually, when it comes to choosing a neet to be our goon sommelier, does anyone actually drink goon except nuro?


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 07:22:56 [Preview] No.307559 del
>>307558
why wouldn't we just buy established vines and make our own wine?


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 07:25:20 [Preview] No.307560 del
The NEET commune winery sounds possible


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 07:26:12 [Preview] No.307561 del
>>307559
We shall call it eau de neet


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 07:31:13 [Preview] No.307563 del
Spitting Kalamata pips out while drinking the last of the bottle after finishing the microwaved iranian succulent meal.
I think that's the night, most smashed I've been in a while.
I need to stop sneaking choofs in the week, and just be a boong on the weekend.


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 07:32:16 [Preview] No.307564 del
>>307563
>the microwaved iranian succulent meal
What did you get?


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 07:34:48 [Preview] No.307565 del
>>307462
Spergo you good cunt


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 07:34:58 [Preview] No.307566 del
(6.74 MB 640x640 monk u boong.mp4)


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 07:35:08 [Preview] No.307567 del
>>307563
I can't even handle weekend boongin. Weekday boongin is easier becasue at least I have a little bit of self-control.
Hungover as fuck and still drinking today, two dozen porn tabs open but saving them for later.
Listening to Sticky Fingers on full volume and punching darts like a boxer, another weekend wasted on the bend


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 07:38:04 [Preview] No.307568 del
>>307566
fukn synnie dope


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 07:39:11 [Preview] No.307569 del
>>307514
>>307469
He'll be fine, but his arse will pay.


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 07:41:54 [Preview] No.307570 del
>>307568
Have you tried Madeu?


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 07:44:53 [Preview] No.307571 del
my Basedness only gets amplified by the setting sun


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 07:45:51 [Preview] No.307572 del
Will Bunnings cut a piece of chipboard to a custom size for me?


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 07:46:29 [Preview] No.307573 del
>>307571
That looks like a nice spot.


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 07:46:46 [Preview] No.307574 del
>>307572
yeah, but you have to pay for the larger sheet before they rip it


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 07:47:35 [Preview] No.307575 del
>>307574
That is okay. Thank you.


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 07:48:05 [Preview] No.307576 del
>>307549
Make me some please.


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 07:48:14 [Preview] No.307577 del
>>307570
I dont do drugs.


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 07:48:40 [Preview] No.307578 del


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 07:49:10 [Preview] No.307579 del
>>307552
>green


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 07:49:39 [Preview] No.307580 del
>>307577
MADEU GOOGLE IT YOU STUPID PRICK LOL DUCKDUCKGO FUCKYOURSELF LMAO


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 07:51:18 [Preview] No.307581 del
>>307564
There was some chickpea thing, a yoghurt herb thing, an onion and egg thing and a eggplant and onion thing then with heaps of flat bread and olives.


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 07:51:45 [Preview] No.307582 del


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 07:52:28 [Preview] No.307583 del
>>307571
Based.


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 07:53:29 [Preview] No.307584 del
>>307567
>two dozen porn tabs open
What ones?


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 08:04:21 [Preview] No.307585 del
>>307207
There weren't any butter on the brot.


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 08:04:31 [Preview] No.307586 del
>>307558
I've got a glass of Berri Estates: Rose in front of me right now.


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 08:05:41 [Preview] No.307587 del
Posting on my phone. I'll explain on my desktop.


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 08:06:27 [Preview] No.307588 del
>>307585
Do Hungarians drink tea?


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 08:08:01 [Preview] No.307589 del
>>307587
Scrambled eggs with onion, carrots, peas and paprika. All laid over a bed of brocolli, brussel sprouts and two (2) fish fillets.
Not the greatest meal ever but it used up some odds and ends.


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 08:09:16 [Preview] No.307590 del
>>307472
If you received the data by carrier pigeon, sure why not.
But in reality even encrypted devices can be flashed, you may be able to work out for instance the approximate size of the file.
Which could be 1 billion tax receipts- maybe you photographed them with a high res camera because you didn't realize how large that would make the files.

We passed the point where anyone can be annonymous a long time ago, like most enforcement most effort is directed at people who break the law blatantly- because this would encourage others to do the same.
>>307477
I have little sympathy for pedophiles, but unfortunately I am one of those clique people who thing Voltaire was right about the slide.
Surveillance powers have been abused at every opportunity by the state and also non-state actors.

Laws drafter to convict pedophiles get used against terrorists, then accused terrorists, then regular criminals, then people accused of being criminals.
This is something we have witnessed in our own lifetimes.

The inevitable result is that users who have lost social ownership of the internet start setting up their own intranets- even if this means going back to LAN, IRC, terminal devices and hardened storage.

As a knock on, the state will take a "guilty until proven innocent" policy and start locking people up who are posting reels of magnetic tape to each other to share N64 games.


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 08:09:32 [Preview] No.307591 del
>>307589
Kmart bowl. I have the same one.


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 08:10:22 [Preview] No.307592 del
>>307588
Yes.
Come watch movie. It's great.


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 08:10:34 [Preview] No.307593 del
>>307591
That is a plate. I am pretty sure it was from kmart though. The placemat thing was.


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 08:19:50 [Preview] No.307594 del
I just want a gf. Women are put off by my autism. How do I get a gf?


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 08:23:37 [Preview] No.307595 del
>>307587
There's a NEET that has that bowl.


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 08:26:42 [Preview] No.307596 del
>>307594
Some women has nurturing side and attracted to damaged men.


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 08:28:00 [Preview] No.307597 del
>>307596
>tfw no magyar waifu


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 08:32:43 [Preview] No.307598 del
>>307594
I'm thinking learning robotics and building one might be the best approach.


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 08:34:06 [Preview] No.307599 del
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>tfw no invite to the birthday party at possum's house of domination tomorrow


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 08:37:45 [Preview] No.307600 del
One 6pack consumed.
Going to the local.
The big wank will be completed later.


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 08:38:38 [Preview] No.307601 del
Had a garlic bread and bottle of moscato for dindins.


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 08:38:55 [Preview] No.307602 del
>>307600
>The big wank will be completed later.
You will be flaccid and incapable by then.


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 08:40:14 [Preview] No.307603 del
>>307602
No. When I'm hungover I'm extra horny. Just considering the appropriate wank material and also chatting on bumble as a prescursor.


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 08:40:48 [Preview] No.307604 del
Do NEETs here ever go to the pub alone and just drink? I feel like I'd be too awkward to do that and I don't exactly have anything to talk about in the odd chance someone tries talking to me.


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 08:44:27 [Preview] No.307605 del
>>307604
Not the pub, but the local bar. It has a nice area where you can sit and watch the street. There are a few people there alone quite frequently.
Tomorrow I might go to the pub alone and watch the UFC, its pretty normal for people to do that alone.


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 08:44:38 [Preview] No.307606 del
I miss being an alcoholic.
My life was so simple back then


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 08:46:13 [Preview] No.307607 del
>>307605
What's the main difference between a pub and a bar? I thought they were interchangeable terms. Sorry for the retarded questions, I'm retarded.


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 08:48:03 [Preview] No.307608 del
>>307604
I went once, by myself, and pretended I was on my way home from work. It was just a few people sitting around watching sports on tv.


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 09:14:24 [Preview] No.307609 del
>>307587
jeezus christ mang thats some dog food there :/


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 09:17:13 [Preview] No.307610 del
Pretty turped at the local


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 09:21:42 [Preview] No.307611 del
Think I might give up drinking, at least until/unless I make some more friends and start drinking socially again. I just don't enjoy the 12+ hours afterwards when I feel tired and depressed and braindead. It's like being on benzos again.


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 09:22:42 [Preview] No.307612 del
They didn't include the 4 sauces for my 24 nuggos at KFC this evening so I filled out the complaint form online and just now they sent me a $20 voucher and an apology. Not bad. I had not expected that much. And so fast.


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 09:23:16 [Preview] No.307613 del
Ok, I might go out and grab a small dinner from some fast food place. Do neets have a suggestion? Are there any great special menu items on now?


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 09:24:06 [Preview] No.307614 del
>>307612
You settled too easily. You should've demanded that they through in a free qt as well.


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 09:24:18 [Preview] No.307615 del
>>307611
>Think I might give up drinking
Good luck NEET, it sounds like a good idea.


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 09:24:41 [Preview] No.307616 del
>>307611
i think its do-able


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 09:26:18 [Preview] No.307617 del
>>307612
I actually prefer macca's nuggets to kfc. I admire you for getting 24 of them though. You must have a full figure. Did you specify what sauces you wanted in the order?


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 09:27:55 [Preview] No.307618 del
>>307617
>Did you specify what sauces you wanted in the order?
Yes, 2 Sweet chili and 2 BBQ.


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 09:32:55 [Preview] No.307619 del


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 09:35:37 [Preview] No.307620 del
>>307604
You could have joined us in the moofie


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 09:35:48 [Preview] No.307621 del
Thanks for participating, fellas.


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 09:36:13 [Preview] No.307622 del
>>307613
Thai food entries a few selections can make a nice dinner if you don't eat too much feed.


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 09:36:35 [Preview] No.307623 del
>>307621
Thank you for the moofie


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 09:37:42 [Preview] No.307624 del
Back from the local with a 6 pack of goats. Another night on the cans. Bonza!

>>307607
A pub is typically a 'hotel' with meals, lots of tables, occasionally a TAB/sports area. A bar is just a smaller place to drink. Generally more trendy and modern.


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 09:39:26 [Preview] No.307625 del
>>307552
coopers red aged 2 years


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 09:40:08 [Preview] No.307626 del
>>307621
Thanks neet


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 09:40:51 [Preview] No.307627 del
>>307599
Hopefully there is a live stream. Pay per view I am guessing


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 09:42:41 [Preview] No.307628 del
UFC at the pub tomorrow.
Shitey won't come, like a little bitch


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 09:43:38 [Preview] No.307629 del
>>307628
He is too good for you. Stay in your own lane.


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 09:44:18 [Preview] No.307630 del
>>307628
You crave dexamphetamine, but he needs it!


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 09:45:46 [Preview] No.307631 del
>>307590
no ur wrong, veracrypt makes the filesystem encrypted and it doesent matter if you have only 1% of the container with files or 99%, you cant analyse the volume to see how much space is used.


you are paranoid. no one gets busted for anyhing unless some chicken little on FB reports you.

keep your poker face around the henhouse and you will be golden.

Not that i'm suggesting anyone here plots crimes against the state. We are simply a waste of resources for AFP ASD.

I wish they would bust Nuro for not wearing a helmet tho, that'd be a public service


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 09:46:52 [Preview] No.307632 del
>>307631
Nuro is above the law with his e-bike.


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 09:48:01 [Preview] No.307633 del
When Nuro got busted for having the cheese knife in his backpack they strip searched him and found a crumbly block of Mersey Valley up his arse.


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 09:50:39 [Preview] No.307634 del
Nuro got busted for being based without permission once.


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 09:51:24 [Preview] No.307635 del
>>307633
>they strip searched him
Hot!


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 09:51:59 [Preview] No.307636 del
>>307634
He doesn't need permission.


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 09:52:14 [Preview] No.307637 del
Big titty poo girl on the hook
Reeling em in


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 09:53:06 [Preview] No.307638 del
>>307637
Hot! I look forward to the video of the NEET on Poojeet action.


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 09:53:28 [Preview] No.307639 del
>>307637
No prize


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 09:53:41 [Preview] No.307640 del
>>307637
I bet she has massive hairy nipples. Hot!


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 09:55:59 [Preview] No.307641 del
>imagine smile when she holds his NEET stick


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 09:56:24 [Preview] No.307642 del
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NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 10:06:22 [Preview] No.307643 del
Having a heiny.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=AjGOxo0KDMs [Embed]


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 10:08:28 [Preview] No.307644 del
>>307552
Swan for the WA bros


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 10:11:32 [Preview] No.307645 del
Good night NEETs. Sleep tight.


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 10:12:59 [Preview] No.307646 del
>>307645
Good night TightNEET.


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 10:15:14 [Preview] No.307647 del
He'll sleep loose after I'm done with him


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 10:16:16 [Preview] No.307648 del
My finger is twitching from the hangover, my scroll wheel is being unintentionally used and abused


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 10:16:53 [Preview] No.307649 del


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 10:19:10 [Preview] No.307650 del
>>307633
Oh come on. Who amongst us has never smuggled a block of vintage in the old prison wallet?


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 10:21:56 [Preview] No.307651 del
>>307650
I wasn't judging him.


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 10:25:54 [Preview] No.307652 del
Nuro did a quick cheese poo in a walmart once


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 10:26:05 [Preview] No.307653 del
>>307650
Thats disgusting, cheese should be kept at room temperature not body temperature.


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 10:28:17 [Preview] No.307654 del
>>307653
Yeah, but it gains that extra special tang that you just can't get any other way.


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 10:29:51 [Preview] No.307655 del
heard a neet put a meatpack down the front of his dacks


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 10:36:02 [Preview] No.307656 del
>>307655
You know that's not true. You're just jealous.


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 10:43:49 [Preview] No.307657 del
Might roll a spliffy after touching my stiffy


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 10:44:28 [Preview] No.307658 del
Possum once smuggled a pack of salamis into prison, hiding them under his neetstick.


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 10:47:26 [Preview] No.307659 del
Another saturday night with my neetbros.


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 10:48:10 [Preview] No.307660 del
'Cause she's so high
High above me, she's so lovely
She's so high, like Cleopatra, Joan of Arc, or Aphrodite
Da-da-da-da
She's so high, high above me

First class and fancy-free
She's high society
She's got the best of everything
What could a guy like me ever really offer?
She's perfect as she can be
Why should I even bother?
A-ah


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 10:48:51 [Preview] No.307661 del
>>307659
I'm here with you neet.


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 10:51:42 [Preview] No.307662 del
>>307661
Thanks m8


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 10:52:02 [Preview] No.307663 del
>>307659
I'm also here with you neetie. A can of beer and some tunes on, we are all virtually chilling in the neetboard pub


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 10:59:10 [Preview] No.307664 del
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Goodnight NEETs


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 11:00:28 [Preview] No.307665 del
>>307664
Gooknight. Another average one that I might ignore on bumble


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 11:00:39 [Preview] No.307666 del
>>307664
Gook night sweetest nootling.


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 11:01:55 [Preview] No.307667 del
>>307665
On bumble, she'd ignore me.


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 11:03:36 [Preview] No.307668 del
>>307664
At least pick one without disgusting facial hair. She looks like a Turckish crone.


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 11:04:23 [Preview] No.307669 del
>>307664
Gook night.


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 11:06:52 [Preview] No.307670 del
>>307668
I really don't see any facial hair on her.


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 11:09:26 [Preview] No.307671 del
Trying to remember what I was doing 20 years ago...eating a tub of ice cream and playing counterstrike, I think. Does anyone remember that house level, or cs_arabstreets?


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 11:11:25 [Preview] No.307672 del
I cannot look back, there is only pain there. We must go forwards.


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 11:13:46 [Preview] No.307673 del
>>307672
I think that's a good attitude, and the more successful people I know are forwards looking, rather than backwards looking. Still, I have some unfinished goals from the past I intend to complete.


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 11:15:20 [Preview] No.307674 del
Do neets play any multiplayer games? I keep thinking we should start an ausneets server, but the only game I've seen mentioned is ARMA, and that sounds complicated to learn.


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 11:21:41 [Preview] No.307675 del
>>307674
what games are you proposing?


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 11:26:35 [Preview] No.307676 del
>>307671
Mostly remember d_dust2, nuke, office, etc. cs_arabstreets sounds pretty niche.
Like the arab porn I'm currently watching


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 11:29:21 [Preview] No.307677 del
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I'm readying Elliot Rodger's manifesto and wow, this guy's life was better than anybody I know's.

My life is fucking horrible compared to this guy's.


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 11:33:33 [Preview] No.307678 del
>>307677
>this guy's life
We are all trapped in our own heads. It is what is in there that defines your life and whether you are happy or depressed. His was a mess.


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 12:06:20 [Preview] No.307679 del
Thinking of watching The Mummy (1999).


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 12:12:16 [Preview] No.307680 del
>>307679
>The Mummy (1999).
7.0/10 on imdb. Watchable but better options available.


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 12:16:16 [Preview] No.307681 del
11 beers.
Might chuck in 5mg of valium. Still haven't had that wank


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 12:21:53 [Preview] No.307682 del
>>307681
>Still haven't had that wank
Erectile Dysfunction.


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 12:50:37 [Preview] No.307683 del
Finished that wank.
Decided on 2.5mg
Gonna put on some boring netflix show and fall asleep on the couch


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 13:00:27 [Preview] No.307684 del


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 13:07:48 [Preview] No.307685 del
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NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 13:10:09 [Preview] No.307686 del
>>307685
Me at the local


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 13:10:48 [Preview] No.307687 del
Now that I've had my wank I dont know what to do


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 13:11:02 [Preview] No.307688 del
>>307685
A provocative piece. Food for thought.


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 13:11:41 [Preview] No.307689 del
>>307687
You make everything so much more difficult than it has to be. Just browse websites you like.


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 13:31:41 [Preview] No.307690 del
>>307616
Well bantered


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 13:32:31 [Preview] No.307691 del
>>307617
>full figure


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 13:36:09 [Preview] No.307692 del


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 13:38:23 [Preview] No.307693 del
I am detecting some sort of unorthodox late night mini catchup.


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 13:42:01 [Preview] No.307694 del
>>307693
I have arose from my slumber.
There are a lot of spelling mistakes.


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 13:42:39 [Preview] No.307695 del
DrearyNEET


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 13:43:24 [Preview] No.307696 del
>>307694
It is good to see you up and about.


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 13:46:22 [Preview] No.307697 del
>>307696
I finished the bottle and had about 10 choofs. Then had three dinners.
Might make kalamata olives a regular thing.


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 13:47:14 [Preview] No.307698 del
>>307697
How many wanks?


NEET 02/06/2021 (Sat) 13:48:18 [Preview] No.307699 del