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RIP Helen 08/11/2020

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NEET GENERAL #307 - I Guess I'll Do It Then Edition NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 00:01:40 [Preview] No. 307819
Fucking slack cunts.

OLD >>306806


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 00:04:03 [Preview] No.307821 del
NO EFFORT
BEST EFFRT


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 00:04:42 [Preview] No.307822 del
FUKN TASSIE U CUNTS


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 00:04:58 [Preview] No.307823 del
I think this is meant to be 308.


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 00:05:30 [Preview] No.307824 del
>>307823
Why didn't you remind me before hand?


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 00:05:46 [Preview] No.307825 del
IMAGEBOARD CULTURE


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 00:05:52 [Preview] No.307826 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=JAXyExoeyiM [Embed]

Kek, towely here cant understand what hit him, whatever it was it also broke all this glass.


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 00:05:58 [Preview] No.307827 del
>>307824
I was playing Skyrim until it was too late.


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 00:07:51 [Preview] No.307828 del
>>307827
I've been playing Star Wars.


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 00:08:11 [Preview] No.307829 del
Been up since midnight, feeling cooked.


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 00:13:43 [Preview] No.307830 del
>>307809
hit a huge fucking pothole, probably caused a leak. drove like 1km without noticing anything then drifted an intersection, fucker came right off.


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 00:19:30 [Preview] No.307831 del
>>307830
I am sorry to hear of your misfortune friend


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 00:21:11 [Preview] No.307832 del
many nightmares, sleep-wake-sleep-wake.
Just regular nightmares though


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 00:22:27 [Preview] No.307833 del
>>307831
shit happens brah


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 00:25:56 [Preview] No.307834 del
Imagine having to make a post on an imageboard. It's worse than working an 8 hour day.


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 00:26:14 [Preview] No.307835 del
>>307676
Dust, prodigy and office were my favorites. Playing counterstrike back in the early 2000s was the first time I actually talked to people online, and in retrospect, I wish I'd done a lot more of it.


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 00:29:12 [Preview] No.307836 del
tossing up between cooking a meat pie for lunch or some of those easy bake rolls with butter


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 00:30:40 [Preview] No.307837 del
>>307836
Just a standard pie?


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 00:31:26 [Preview] No.307838 del
>>307837
villi's beef, fresh not frozen


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 00:34:03 [Preview] No.307839 del
>>307835
cs_assault, dust, de_rats and zombie maps was the shit


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 00:39:41 [Preview] No.307840 del
>>307834
The lengths I stretch myself for all of you.


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 00:51:59 [Preview] No.307841 del
UNLIMITED POWER!!!!!


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 00:57:38 [Preview] No.307842 del
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Fuck, got trapped in the old thread.

Ill try again. Good Morning Neets.


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 00:58:32 [Preview] No.307843 del
i talked to the predator from the movie predator and he is sorry


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 00:59:37 [Preview] No.307844 del
>>307843
But is he really?


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 01:06:03 [Preview] No.307846 del
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The most shocking thing here is the lowercase R in Reverend.


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 01:07:13 [Preview] No.307847 del
>>307842
good morning


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 01:10:54 [Preview] No.307848 del
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NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 01:17:45 [Preview] No.307849 del
>>307847
mornin'


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 01:21:13 [Preview] No.307850 del
>>307848
Fukn dodgy cunts


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 01:47:40 [Preview] No.307852 del
>>307842
Mornin nuro


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 01:52:05 [Preview] No.307853 del
>>307852
mornin' very quiet day on teh gen


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 01:54:57 [Preview] No.307854 del
>>307851
Is German a commonly know language in the Czech Republic or is English more common?


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 02:07:12 [Preview] No.307856 del
I am considering going in to uni to have a study but I don't really feel up to it. I should probably do something though so I don't get fucked when the semester starts.


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 02:22:41 [Preview] No.307857 del
Has everyone else had a lazy day?


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 02:24:18 [Preview] No.307858 del
>>307857
I've had a lazy decade.


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 02:30:05 [Preview] No.307859 del
Holy mother of wombling
The valium, seroquel and alcohol combo works fantastically to put you to sleep, but fuck me is it hard to wake up. Almost physically impossible to open your eyes as the alarm goes off.

Hopefully this white monster kicks me into gear.


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 02:34:15 [Preview] No.307860 del
Could possibly make it to the pub to watch the UFC.
Might just stay at home and remain sober.


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 02:39:09 [Preview] No.307861 del
>>307854
definitely english. its what everyone after communism learned in school, old people learned some russian.

noone speakes german unless theyre german or they choose to learn it, prolly cause of https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Czech_National_Revival


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 02:40:08 [Preview] No.307862 del
>>307857
very lazy, could barely be fucked laying down and watching some youtube,

so lazy infact i could not even be arsed with flavourtown and just munched on the leftover roast lamb and sweet potato fries with my bare hands.....now thats lazy, tommorrow is going to be a shocker


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 02:44:16 [Preview] No.307863 del
The NEETs in this thread should acknowledge the traditional land owners, the House of the Windsor, and pay their respects to their kings, past and present.


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 02:56:25 [Preview] No.307864 del
>>307863
Go back to 4pol


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 03:03:00 [Preview] No.307865 del
On my way to uni. Some dero at the train station is complaining on the phone. It seems someone is living in his house rent free under the pretense that they are unable to pay rent but they secretly are getting cenno.


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 03:08:02 [Preview] No.307866 del
Going to the UFC.


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 03:28:38 [Preview] No.307867 del
Missed the train. Fuck. Main fight coming up, hope I make it


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 03:41:13 [Preview] No.307868 del
>>307867
Just start a fight in the train station instead.


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 03:43:26 [Preview] No.307869 del


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 03:50:36 [Preview] No.307870 del
Going downhill for overeem. Heavyweights are fun to watch. Webby should start his fight career


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 03:53:07 [Preview] No.307871 del
>>307870
He tired, but they said it was too unfair on the other contestants.


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 03:54:14 [Preview] No.307872 del


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 03:56:52 [Preview] No.307873 del
>>307872
Now that's one fat pig.


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 04:00:26 [Preview] No.307874 del
Fucking chink at uni keeps yanking up and down on a zip. I am finding it really distracting. I am going to move.


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 04:01:35 [Preview] No.307875 del
>>307873
i wanna know his last words and what he was on, dude knew how to take a bullet


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 04:04:35 [Preview] No.307876 del
>>307874
You need to wear a “locals only” T-shirt and tell him to fuck off


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 04:05:46 [Preview] No.307877 del
>>307876
pretty much this


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 04:07:52 [Preview] No.307878 del
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NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 04:20:36 [Preview] No.307879 del
Thinking about Helen.


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 04:23:50 [Preview] No.307881 del


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 04:31:10 [Preview] No.307882 del
Howdy NEEToes, how's it going?


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 04:34:45 [Preview] No.307883 del
>>307882
thinking about driving to dan's and getting a case of red


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 04:38:40 [Preview] No.307884 del
We came
We saw
We abseiled


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 04:43:03 [Preview] No.307885 del
>>307882
Quite well. Bit of a hangover cure at the pub, few pots. Watching ufc recaps on the big screen. Gonna go to woolies after to get some mince, rice and mixed veg to make lunches for the week.

Couple old blokes striking up convos with me. Bit too dusty to hang out with em but a nice gesture regardless.


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 04:51:05 [Preview] No.307886 del
I think I might start making a trip to the pub a regular thing every fortnight. I'm just not sure which pub in my town I should go to.


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 04:52:45 [Preview] No.307887 del
>>307886
Try a few out and then stick with the most comfy one.


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 05:04:00 [Preview] No.307888 del
Can you go to a pub by yourself?


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 05:05:54 [Preview] No.307889 del
>>307888
Of course, you'll probably end up chatting with some random people once you get a few drinks into you, especially if you head out to the smoking section.


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 05:11:33 [Preview] No.307890 del
good night neets


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 05:13:26 [Preview] No.307891 del
>>307890
Night.


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 05:13:45 [Preview] No.307892 del
>>307856
Do they make you wear masks in the library?


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 05:15:37 [Preview] No.307893 del
Thinking I might go and see the empire strikes back, or indiana jones and the temple of doom at the cinema this afternoon.


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 05:15:43 [Preview] No.307894 del
>>307890
Goodnight.


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 05:16:34 [Preview] No.307895 del
>>307885
>Couple old blokes striking up convos with me
Probably cruising for some nice tight young neet bussy. That's how I met possum


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 05:21:25 [Preview] No.307896 del
>>307888
of course


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 05:21:33 [Preview] No.307897 del
>>307895
Hmmmmmmmmm


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 05:25:09 [Preview] No.307898 del
Nice little arvo out on the town. Watched the heavy weight title, was pretty good. Had a couple schooners.
Got some mince and veges from woolies for lunches. Got some chips and dimmies from the local take away chook joint. Had to run for the train but made it just in time. Was full of muds and chinks. Give it a couple decades and there'll be no more old blokes at the pub striking up convos with young cunts sippin a pot and watching the game. A sad future. The gook girls at the chook joint didn't even know what a 'dimmy' was.

Clean up Melbourne.


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 05:28:34 [Preview] No.307899 del
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>>307872
how the fuck do mutts let their cops get so fat? over here cops are almost always 185cm+ and fit or look like pic related


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 05:29:13 [Preview] No.307900 del
>>307899
American diet.


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 05:30:42 [Preview] No.307901 del
>>307890
Night CzechNEET.


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 05:31:10 [Preview] No.307902 del
>>307899
Americans aren't human, so it's unfair to expect them to live up to human standards.


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 05:32:45 [Preview] No.307903 del
>>307872
We could probably do without your commentary in the video nuro.


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 05:32:54 [Preview] No.307904 del
>>307900
its not a question of diet, its a question of having some sort of standard. you wont go into a business meeting in a t shirt and sweatpants, its like they go into walmart and give any fat fuck a badge and a gun
>>307901
night cunt
>>307902
agreed, they are bizzare creatures


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 05:32:57 [Preview] No.307905 del
did the dishes
having a bourbon and pepsi
thinking about shaving my beard off... the only people to mention it have been female and negative


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 05:33:29 [Preview] No.307906 del
>>307899
how's pic related going to stop a 250lbs angry man without straight up shooting him?


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 05:35:14 [Preview] No.307907 del
>>307906
Threatening to take away the secret channel. That is how my mummybot contains me and I am 350lbs.


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 05:35:32 [Preview] No.307908 del
>>307899
Believe it or not, cops used to have minimum height and maximum weight restrictions. But lawsuits in the 60s and 70s forced the police to accept almost anyone. The movie Police Academy was actually inspired by this.


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 05:35:59 [Preview] No.307909 del
>>307905
Trim your pubes while you are at it. they keep getting caught in my teeth.


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 05:36:39 [Preview] No.307910 del
>>307904
>its not a question of diet, its a question of having some sort of standard.
In Australia cops used to have to be male, minimum 5'10 and 75kg (or similar in the imperial system). They got rid of all that after the Fitzgerald Inquiry.


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 05:37:33 [Preview] No.307911 del
>>307905
Do you actually have a neckbeard? I worry that not enough neets here have neckbeards, drink goon, or are actually unemployed.


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 05:37:57 [Preview] No.307912 del
Too lazy to take my boots and jeans off.


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 05:39:27 [Preview] No.307913 del
>>307911
No, I've been using a razor to shave along the noose line, along with any stray hairs on my cheeks. But I don't know how to shape it, so it's the same length at my ears as it is under my chin. Like 2" long or something.


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 05:40:01 [Preview] No.307914 del
trying to stave off this hangover with beer


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 05:40:48 [Preview] No.307915 del
>>307913
I just shape mine along my jaw bone, about 3 or 4cm below it.


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 05:41:04 [Preview] No.307916 del
>>307914
Have some water


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 05:41:54 [Preview] No.307917 del
>>307906
they dont let girls work alone, always paired up with some big guy. over here the cops dont shoot people unless there is danger of death, if that mutt pigdog wasnt so fat he could have just beat the shit out of that guy


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 05:42:27 [Preview] No.307918 del
>>307912
Finally got them off. Wearing trackies. Not the ones with the cum on them.


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 05:42:44 [Preview] No.307919 del
>>307917
it was a pity he didn't also shoot the nignog narrating the video


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 05:43:11 [Preview] No.307920 del
>>307910
>>307908
sounds based, fuck equality laws, women shouldnt be politicians or in the police or army

actually good night cunts


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 05:43:22 [Preview] No.307921 del
>>307917
here they let 2 females drive a patrol car together
then wonder what went wrong when somebody hands their arses to them


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 05:44:12 [Preview] No.307922 del
>>307919
The black fellow filming was highly immoral.

What a fucked up society.


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 05:46:40 [Preview] No.307923 del
>>307908
>>307920
>Paul Maslansky says he got the idea for the film when in San Francisco filming The Right Stuff:
>I noticed a bunch of ludicrous-looking police cadets being dressed down by a frustrated sergeant. They were an unbelievable bunch-including a lady who must have weighed over 200 pounds and a flabby man of well over 50. I asked the sergeant about them, and he explained that the mayor had ordered the department to accept a broad spectrum for the academy. "We have to take them in,"...[he said] ..."And the only thing we can do is wash them out."[6]


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 05:46:42 [Preview] No.307924 del
>>307920
Yeah, it is pretty late for you.
Good night noot.


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 05:47:08 [Preview] No.307925 del
>>307915
yeah but your cheek hair is shorter than the under jaw bit, right?


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 05:52:30 [Preview] No.307927 del
>>307925
I keep all the hair trimmed with some clippers, around a no1, I've grown my beard long before, wasn't for me.


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 05:52:48 [Preview] No.307928 del
I HATE PAUL KELLY


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 05:53:43 [Preview] No.307929 del
Thinking of having some protein powder.


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 05:54:29 [Preview] No.307930 del
>>307928
I hate his gravy recipe.


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 05:55:40 [Preview] No.307931 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=D0nwiZ0qDn0 [Embed]


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 05:56:16 [Preview] No.307932 del
Possum sold his own protein drinks at gyms once.


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 05:58:08 [Preview] No.307933 del
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>>307926
saw this down the bottom


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 05:58:56 [Preview] No.307934 del
>>307913
>along with any stray hairs on my cheeks
Arse cheeks?


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 05:59:26 [Preview] No.307935 del
>>307934
like i'm skinny enough to bend over and shave that


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 06:04:04 [Preview] No.307936 del
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>>307935
You just need the correct tool.


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 06:04:38 [Preview] No.307937 del
Why are there no real right-wing parties or movements in Australia? Everything I see is just a bunch of bogans protesting muzzies or cuckservatives sucking farmers cocks.
Is there anyone that is gonna call out nigger gang violence, a >50% divorce rate and a biased media duopoly?
Why do I have to repeat myself multiple times because everyone working in a supermarket is a dumb cunt poojeet who doesn't know where the broccoli is? Why do I need half a million bucks to buy some shithole copy pasted suburban 'home' with nothing around it except a strip mall full of thai wank parlours and shitty chink takeaways.
Fuck sake, I wish I could have seen this city 50 years ago.


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 06:05:44 [Preview] No.307938 del
https://consequenceofsound.net/2021/02/morgan-wallen-sales-racial-slur/
>Morgan Wallen’s Sales Skyrocket After Racial Slur
>Sales are up 339%


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 06:06:12 [Preview] No.307939 del
>>307937
They're not allowed to exist. Our "democratic" two-party system ensures that.


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 06:08:43 [Preview] No.307940 del
>>307937
>Why
>Why
>Why

Because rightoids have been running the show here for the majority of the last 30 odd years.


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 06:11:00 [Preview] No.307941 del
>>307937
>Why do I have to repeat myself multiple times because everyone working in a supermarket is a dumb cunt poojeet who doesn't know where the broccoli is?
if you don't know where the veggie section is in the supermarket, you're probably the retarded one


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 06:12:00 [Preview] No.307942 del


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 06:12:48 [Preview] No.307943 del
can I hang out too??


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 06:13:28 [Preview] No.307944 del


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 06:14:18 [Preview] No.307945 del
>>307937
I'm sure we'll solve the problem on here.


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 06:16:10 [Preview] No.307946 del
>>307944
I'm actually not in Saudi Arabia
I'm in the U.S.
I don't know why the saudi flag tho


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 06:16:58 [Preview] No.307947 del
>>307946
I sometimes get a jap flag, and some aus's get U.S flags.

It's weird.


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 06:20:40 [Preview] No.307948 del
>>307946
>U.S
Vile


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 06:21:09 [Preview] No.307949 del
>>307947
Probably glowniggers are to blame.


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 06:21:32 [Preview] No.307950 del
>>307947
eh
I'm going downstairs to get some cheese rn
ever use zeronet?


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 06:22:26 [Preview] No.307951 del
>>307950
>ever use zeronet?

No.


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 06:25:45 [Preview] No.307952 del
>>307951
thats where a lot of 8/pol/ users went after they shut it down, but they mostly lost interest.
its a p2p site, use a vpn when going there though. We had some reporters get IP addresses of users from there.


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 06:26:17 [Preview] No.307953 del
>>307952
hmmmmmmmmmmmm


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 06:27:07 [Preview] No.307954 del
>>307952
Ah, we just settled here after 8chan went down.


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 06:28:34 [Preview] No.307955 del
jesus christ this walmart extra sharp cheddar cheese sucks. Thought It would be a good idea to save some $$$ but it doesn't taste that good.
>>307954
oh.
what boards did you come from?


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 06:31:43 [Preview] No.307956 del
>>307955
/ausneets/

Originally from /aus/ though, we had a NEET general thread on there and the BO became a junkie and unreasonable so /ausneets/ was formed.


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 06:34:21 [Preview] No.307957 del
>>307956
I wonder what happened to /aus/.


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 06:36:17 [Preview] No.307958 del
>>307957
The last time I looked on there, a neet general was still the highest thread, we were basically the only ones using it.


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 06:36:34 [Preview] No.307959 del
BASED

https://youtube.com/watch?v=xrqRopGPaBY [Embed]


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 06:37:40 [Preview] No.307961 del
>$18.40 for a steak sandwich
Fucking hell.


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 06:39:25 [Preview] No.307962 del
>>307960
That's pretty based tbh


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 06:43:15 [Preview] No.307963 del
>>307956
> /aus/
ok
I just want to hang out. that's all.
its impossible to find anywhere to just hang out
>>307957
https://8cunt.top/aus/catalog.html
I try to not even go to his site anymore
>>307960
> Lazy Geniuses


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 06:45:45 [Preview] No.307964 del
>>307963
When is the second civil war going to start?


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 06:45:53 [Preview] No.307965 del
> 8cunt
hahahahaha
Oh,
FYI, I'm the BO of /qresearch/ here.
Don't worry
there's actually no Q-shit going on.
I took over the board like 2 years ago and chased the Q-Tards away haha
fuck them
site owner said it was okay and thought it was pretty funny


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 06:47:19 [Preview] No.307966 del
>>307964
I don't know
I got about a week's worth of weed left.
Either they need to do it now or wait until I get some more weed


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 06:48:08 [Preview] No.307967 del
>>307965
>I took over the board like 2 years ago and chased the Q-Tards away haha
>fuck them

based


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 06:50:13 [Preview] No.307968 del
>>307860
How'd that go for you>


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 06:50:36 [Preview] No.307969 del
>>307862
>with my bare hands.
I hope it was at least warm.


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 06:51:25 [Preview] No.307970 del


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 06:51:47 [Preview] No.307971 del
Is there such a thing as night school anymore? TAFE SA barely offers part-time courses, and the ones they do are all during business hours.


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 06:52:35 [Preview] No.307972 del
>>307879
Forever in our hearts.


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 06:53:42 [Preview] No.307973 del
>>307882
Howdy. Tired goes it.


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 06:54:04 [Preview] No.307974 del
>>307884
Did you cut that car in half?


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 06:54:25 [Preview] No.307975 del


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 06:55:41 [Preview] No.307976 del
>>307968
Rocked up just as the main event was about to start.
Not many people at the pub. Was fun nonetheless. Volkov just dominated Overeem in one-two punches for all rounds, ended in a bloody pulp but the TKO was a bit underwhelming. Overeem was clearly unable to go on.


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 06:56:16 [Preview] No.307977 del
>>307976
did everyone have to wear a fucking mask?


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 06:56:35 [Preview] No.307978 del
>>307905
The HA's opinion is the only one that matters


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 06:56:38 [Preview] No.307979 del
>>307976
I can't get into UFC these days. They should bring back Pride and the almost-no-rules fighting.


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 06:57:06 [Preview] No.307980 del
I fell asleep, I was trying not to because it'll be harder to tonioght.


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 06:57:33 [Preview] No.307981 del
>>307978
perhaps
I have to find some fucking vegan sweets or something this week


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 06:58:30 [Preview] No.307982 del
>>307977
Nah. Last night when I was at the pub you had to wear a mask while buying a beer, but not while drinking a beer. It was weird and I don't get it so I just don't wear one, but then that fat bitch bartender was getting narky and eventually cut us all off so we left to a better pub.


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 06:59:57 [Preview] No.307983 del
>>307930
I don't think tomato sauce is needed for sweetness


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 07:00:54 [Preview] No.307984 del


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 07:00:58 [Preview] No.307985 del
>>307982
literally the only reason I wear a mask is because of screeching harpies.
I just don't want to deal with them.
One phone or camera in my face, and I'm off to jail because I'm going to slap it out of their hand and its going to go flying.


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 07:03:50 [Preview] No.307986 del
>>307961
I hope it was good.


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 07:03:58 [Preview] No.307987 del
>>307985
Yeah I only wear a mask in an uber or taxi because otherwise they wont take you. A lot of people around here have stopped wearing them in supermarkets etc. They don't give a fuck, its a joke at this point.
Surprisingly, they were really anal about it at the casino, telling me ot put it over my nose etc.
It's fun when shitskins grocery workers tell you to wear a mask and you can just ignore them. Those cunts started all the outbreaks anyway, fuck them.
I know at bunnings at least they've been told dont argue and just let people go mask-free incase someone chimps out.
Clown virus


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 07:04:33 [Preview] No.307988 del
>>307986
I decided I'm just not going to eat if I end up going to a pub.


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 07:04:50 [Preview] No.307989 del


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 07:07:05 [Preview] No.307990 del
>>307981
>>307981
>vegan sweet
I wouldn't know where to start with that.


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 07:07:53 [Preview] No.307991 del
>>307988
Had you already bought it?


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 07:07:53 [Preview] No.307992 del
Honestly don't mind wearing a mask.


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 07:08:47 [Preview] No.307993 del
Tomorrow starts 5 days of complete sobriety.
Proper sleeping and eating habits.


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 07:09:04 [Preview] No.307994 del
>>307991
I've just been checking the websites of some pubs in my town first to get a general idea.


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 07:09:22 [Preview] No.307995 del
>>307993
Good luck.


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 07:10:20 [Preview] No.307996 del
The 'Southern Belle' burger I just had from X Convenience shits all over any burger I've ever had from KFC.


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 07:10:55 [Preview] No.307997 del


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 07:11:12 [Preview] No.307998 del
>>307994
I bought a steak sandwich from a pub recently that was $22.
It was flash, on fancy bread and stuff but an $8 from the chicken shop is better.


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 07:11:32 [Preview] No.307999 del
>>307996
What a recommendation!


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 07:13:18 [Preview] No.308000 del
>>307996
They all look very good.
The John Wayne looks appetising.

https://xconvenience.com.au/burger-x/


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 07:15:48 [Preview] No.308001 del
Shitey and Sperg should come watch the next UFC fight card, durries out front between fights and pints all round. My shout.
Couple trips to the toilet for lines of dexies would do well too


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 07:17:12 [Preview] No.308002 del
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nice etching, huh? https://www.inkenstabell.com
its like the current weather here.
>>307996
> The 'Southern Belle' burger
is that chicken or fish?
I lost 8 pounds this week eating 3 bologna and cheese sandwiches per day using Keto bread.
I had some fruits too.


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 07:17:23 [Preview] No.308003 del
>>307999
>>308000
Seriously, it was fucking ace. Wish I'd bought two (2).


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 07:17:35 [Preview] No.308004 del
>>308001
You can't be trusted with dexies. You must prove you can overcome benzo and booze addiction first.


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 07:18:17 [Preview] No.308005 del
>>308002
>is that chicken or fish?
chicken

>Keto bread
does it taste like bread?


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 07:18:55 [Preview] No.308006 del
>>308002
>keto_brot.jpg
hmmmm


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 07:19:57 [Preview] No.308007 del
Want to visit X Convenience Ceduna with Cruisey and Possum.


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 07:20:43 [Preview] No.308008 del
>>308005
yeah
its okay.
it doesn't roll into little balls like the regular American Wonder Bread though. It has musch more fiber.
9g Carbohydrates
8g Dietary Fiber
0g Sugar
0g Sugar


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 07:22:10 [Preview] No.308009 del
>>307983
What about the extra tang?


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 07:22:59 [Preview] No.308010 del
>>308002
> lost 8 pounds this week
Good stuff.


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 07:24:19 [Preview] No.308011 del
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>>308003
I'll need to check them out soon.
All those burgers look great.
Don't know if the lizbef one does breaky but I saw this.


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 07:24:37 [Preview] No.308012 del
Want to watch heavy weight bouts with Webby and Cruisey and Shitey and Spergo and Possum and abseilNEET at the pub on a Sunday with pints all round


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 07:25:09 [Preview] No.308013 del
>>308007
I think only Eliz and Plympton do the burgers


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 07:25:23 [Preview] No.308014 del
>>308011
They do. Their sausage and egg isn't bad.


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 07:26:11 [Preview] No.308015 del
>>308009
Give my love to Angus.


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 07:26:17 [Preview] No.308016 del
>>308012
You just want us to enable your boong lifestyle.


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 07:26:55 [Preview] No.308017 del
>tfw thinking about violently hatefucking jennifer cassidy and colonising her with my Anglo cock.


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 07:27:07 [Preview] No.308018 del
>>308012
That would be too rowdy for the sensitive NEETs.


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 07:27:30 [Preview] No.308019 del
>>308012
>tfw not on the list


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 07:27:54 [Preview] No.308020 del
>>308014
I don't think I've ever seen anyone in the drive thru.


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 07:28:21 [Preview] No.308021 del
>>308019
You are, it goes without saying


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 07:28:45 [Preview] No.308022 del
>>308015
Oh, I will!


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 07:28:57 [Preview] No.308023 del
>>308019
I wouldn't take it personally. 5 or 6 items on a list is Monk's limit.


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 07:29:09 [Preview] No.308024 del
WHITE DOOR, NINTH FLOOR, SILENT NUMBER, IT'S AUTUMN ON A COLD AVENUE


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 07:29:12 [Preview] No.308025 del
well, its 1:30 a.m. here
g'nite lads
thinking about hanging my hat here for a while if you don't mind if its ok with you.
U.S. Central Time Zone


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 07:29:55 [Preview] No.308026 del
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NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 07:30:00 [Preview] No.308027 del
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What happened to the bat soup explanation?


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 07:30:25 [Preview] No.308028 del


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 07:30:32 [Preview] No.308029 del
>>308025
Night neet.


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 07:31:15 [Preview] No.308030 del
>>308027
the more sinister bioweapon lab leak turned out to be true


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NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 07:31:28 [Preview] No.308032 del
nite


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 07:32:51 [Preview] No.308033 del
Feel like the neets are running me out of town because of my boongery lately
Just a bloke with a few screws loose I guess
Cunts jump on that quick smart


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 07:33:02 [Preview] No.308034 del
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NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 07:33:24 [Preview] No.308035 del
>>308033
I'll jump on you in a minute.


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NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 07:34:47 [Preview] No.308037 del
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NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 07:35:15 [Preview] No.308038 del
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NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 07:35:24 [Preview] No.308039 del
>>308023
All of which, he'll get to tomorrow.


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 07:35:46 [Preview] No.308040 del
>>308025
Night.


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 07:36:16 [Preview] No.308041 del
>>308039
well, but sadly, bantered


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 07:37:09 [Preview] No.308042 del
Feeling pretty woed.


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 07:37:57 [Preview] No.308043 del
Thinking I might take a piss, trim my nails, wash my hands, make a cup of tea, eat a carrot, and then have a study.


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 07:38:23 [Preview] No.308044 del
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NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 07:39:43 [Preview] No.308045 del
Indigestion.


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 07:41:29 [Preview] No.308046 del
might watch a moofie and have some woolie's triple chocolate icecream. I hope it is as good as the coffee one I had the other week.


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 07:43:43 [Preview] No.308047 del
>>308046
What's the movie?


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 07:44:05 [Preview] No.308048 del
>>308046
Stop eating that shit, fuck me you have the diet of a child mate.
Just butter some pani di casa and pour some of your poofter plonk instead.
The way you, cruise, and the other execs gloat about heating up nuggets and shit really fucking ticks me off
Almost worse than my alcoholism I reckon


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 07:45:21 [Preview] No.308049 del
>>308048
>cruise, and the other execs
I'm like 20kg less than you.


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 07:45:22 [Preview] No.308050 del
>>308047
harry potter


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 07:45:48 [Preview] No.308051 del
>>308048
Settle down there big fella.


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 07:46:12 [Preview] No.308052 del
>>308038
>vodka
First I'm like
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SkkIwO_X4i4
But then I'm like
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K69_m4gtZDk

I used to drink instant coffee mixed with vodak all day out of the bottle- while I do not regret this it was not a sustainable way to NEET


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 07:47:38 [Preview] No.308053 del
Fake pre-made air fried gay cunts


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 07:47:50 [Preview] No.308054 del
Desperately in need of a family.


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 07:48:36 [Preview] No.308055 del
>>308054
Yeah. Not in this country though.


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 07:49:35 [Preview] No.308056 del
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>Air fryers be like.


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 07:51:04 [Preview] No.308057 del
>>308050
Some of you NEETs have unhealthy obsessions.


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 07:51:53 [Preview] No.308059 del
>>308053
Have a goon


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 07:53:17 [Preview] No.308060 del
>>308056
I had two 4and20 pies in it today.
10 times better than in the oven.


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 07:53:56 [Preview] No.308061 del
Wish monk didn't fly off the handle like this and start insulting fatties.


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 07:55:48 [Preview] No.308062 del
>>308061
I'm not insulting.
It annoys me that wombler has a crack at me about my sobriety attempts, but has no issue sitting on the couch eating ice cream like a child wondering why some poo girl doesn't want to fuck him


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 07:57:55 [Preview] No.308063 del
>>308062
If we weren't mongs we'd have appropriate social connections and wouldn't be here.
The HA wants his arse bad.


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NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 08:04:01 [Preview] No.308065 del
>>308062
>like a child


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 08:05:20 [Preview] No.308066 del
>>308062
Oi cunt, Weber is an angel!


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 08:05:23 [Preview] No.308067 del
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NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 08:08:09 [Preview] No.308069 del
I went to Jambaroo Action Park today again as we had left over tickets. It was more packed but I had more fun on the rides.

>>307823
The reminder was in the edited OP of the last thread.

>>307829
>>307832
>>308045
>>308054
Have a wank

>>307848
Dodgy as.

>>307859
The number of drugs keeps increasing.

>>307899
>They got rid of all that after the Fitzgerald Inquiry.
Why?

>>307933
Based.

>>307960
Thot life.

>>307965
>site owner said it was okay and thought it was pretty funny
Well done.

>>307971
There are alternative entry tafe programs but I don't know if they are run at night. Some courses still do.

>>307993
Good luck and keep us updated.

>>308033
If you are the same people who complain about difficulties sleeping, waking and performing daily tasks it is warranted.

>>308036
I love Trevor as a character.

>>308043
Sounded like a lovely time.

>>308049
You have a lot more growing to do.

>>308056
Hot!

\\


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 08:08:50 [Preview] No.308070 del
Did that NEET take his car with 23 logo on the side for the race day?


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 08:09:06 [Preview] No.308071 del
Dan is not a real doctor.


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 08:11:09 [Preview] No.308073 del
>>308071
He's best Doctor some NEET need.


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 08:14:04 [Preview] No.308074 del
>>308072
Screaming is for women. That ride wasn't even that bad.


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 08:14:09 [Preview] No.308075 del
>>308069
>Jambaroo Action Park
Awesome, hope you had a great time.
>>308069
>keep us updated.
Decided to have just one more choof for the day, my first one was at 2am this morning.
Any free time I have, I completely write off.
>>308069
>more growing
I need to get to x convenience.
Get me a Cheeky Chili Burger.


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 08:15:18 [Preview] No.308076 del
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>>308071
Careful neet or you will get the Iron bar


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 08:16:15 [Preview] No.308077 del
>>308075
>Awesome, hope you had a great time.
Thank I did.

>Decided to have just one more choof for the day, my first one was at 2am this morning.
Very good news.

>Get me a Cheeky Chili Burger.
You crave it!


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 08:16:42 [Preview] No.308078 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=uuc9frxacfE [Embed]

How I imagine webbo sometimes


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 08:17:42 [Preview] No.308079 del
>>308077
>good news.


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 08:18:11 [Preview] No.308080 del
>>308078
Good episode. Webby would make a good Nolan.


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 08:18:15 [Preview] No.308081 del
>>308078
He's one of the yowies.


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 08:18:27 [Preview] No.308082 del
>>307965
> SAUDI FLAG
> Q RESEARCHER

#BO BAN THIS CUNT IMMEDIATELY


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 08:19:39 [Preview] No.308083 del
>>308079
Cutting down on the boongery is a must.


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 08:19:55 [Preview] No.308084 del
>>308082
I like how nuro thinks he can just request someone be banned and the BO will do it.


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 08:19:58 [Preview] No.308085 del
>>308082
We need him!


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 08:20:51 [Preview] No.308086 del
home now, comfy day at the beach
just got home before a storm hit
pizza in oven
showered
nothing to watch all new moovies are gay
time to plug in the old hard drive and pass out half way through a verhoven mooofie again


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 08:21:14 [Preview] No.308087 del
>>308084
<Citation needed


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 08:21:35 [Preview] No.308088 del
>>308086
Based afternoon and evening.


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 08:21:45 [Preview] No.308089 del
>>308084
cute, very cute thanks for banning him


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 08:26:31 [Preview] No.308090 del
>>308083
I just had a cone and the only difference I feel is that I am enjoying my internal dialogue more Honky Tonk Heroes by Waylon is playing and I no longer am craving a cone.


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 08:27:20 [Preview] No.308091 del
Fuckin wouldn't mind rollin up a wendy and puttin on The Doors while the sun sets aye


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 08:27:26 [Preview] No.308092 del
>>308084
It's someone he knows from the toilet block, his secrets must remain secret.
Only Q knows how expansive the gape really is.


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 08:27:42 [Preview] No.308093 del
Just made a chickpea salad with allspice, red onion and cucumber.

I wasn't really in the mood for it, and it needs something to give it depth and something to ballance the acid.

When I have come up with or found a good chickpea salad I will make an info graphic.


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 08:27:51 [Preview] No.308094 del
>>308086
GD'EV'NIN'


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 08:28:56 [Preview] No.308095 del
>>308091
It's the last lazy hours of the weekend after all.


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 08:29:03 [Preview] No.308096 del
>>308092
q has been confirmed a psyop "trust the plan" got sleepy joe biden inaugurated


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 08:29:25 [Preview] No.308097 del
>>308093
>ballance the acid
Is there a way to actually check?


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 08:29:40 [Preview] No.308098 del
>>308094
>>308094
howdy thank god now i can relax, lready planning to chuck a sickie tomorrow


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 08:29:45 [Preview] No.308099 del
>>308096
Please continue.


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 08:30:23 [Preview] No.308100 del
>>308082
Get over yourself.


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 08:30:36 [Preview] No.308101 del
>>308098
That's the spirit, fuck 'em all.
The world not only can wait, if you don't act it fucking has to.
Make reality your bitch Nuro.


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 08:30:43 [Preview] No.308102 del
>>308093
>I will make an info graphic.
I look forward to it.


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 08:36:23 [Preview] No.308104 del
Lovable losers, no account boozers and honky tonk heroes like me.


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 08:38:43 [Preview] No.308105 del
Back in the day me and cruisedog used VB as bong water in the gatorade bottle before necking it then punching a rollie


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 08:39:10 [Preview] No.308106 del
>>308097
It's just about playing with the amount of everything.
A good recipe uses even quantities of ingredients.

If you can only buy a whole can of beans, a recipe which calls for half a can is going to generate huge waste.
Something like mayonnaise however is fine to include odd amount of.

I use dried beans but many NEETS are not on that level yet, so I need to work out the yield.
I think if I add some pasta to the beans the yeild will increase to the point where a half red onion isn't too much- and this is a good way to get rid of odd pasta as well.


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NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 08:44:22 [Preview] No.308109 del
>>308105
We used to have to walk around town all day looking for tik after blowing everything, then go to uniting care wesley for a $50 foodland voucher, then use that on a pouch of champion and some rockstars.


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 08:44:59 [Preview] No.308110 del
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hey neets, just wanted to say I hope you'll >us the superb owl thread tomorrow


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NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 08:45:26 [Preview] No.308112 del
>>308110
*join >us


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NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 08:46:25 [Preview] No.308115 del
>>308107
>>308108
>>308111
This chain is too complex for me.


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NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 08:48:52 [Preview] No.308117 del
>>308112
>>308110
You should stream it on the endchan cy tube link.


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 08:50:14 [Preview] No.308118 del
Nuro played as a quarterback in the Superbowl once.


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 08:50:37 [Preview] No.308119 del
Tell me more about your day at Jameroo Park today.


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 08:50:41 [Preview] No.308120 del
>>308117
there links to strems dont worry


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 08:51:10 [Preview] No.308121 del
>>308116
please


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 08:51:15 [Preview] No.308122 del
>>308120
You sound like one of us.


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 08:52:14 [Preview] No.308123 del
>>308121
I won't watch seppo sports.


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 08:52:36 [Preview] No.308124 del
Its no possible to use random servers ip for tor nodes? I copypasted some of torrent network's serv ips for nodes. Tor didnt start (one may think im stupid type , but im not that dumb..i just dont wanna use tor nodes as they may sniff shit i cruse)


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 08:53:08 [Preview] No.308125 del
>>308118
Did his team win?


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 08:53:22 [Preview] No.308126 del
>>308124
We speak English here.


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 08:53:50 [Preview] No.308127 del
>>308125
The other team forfeited when they saw him.


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 08:55:14 [Preview] No.308128 del
>>308127
They all took a knee.


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 08:56:05 [Preview] No.308129 del
>>308122
I'm not strayan tho
>>308123
us seppic yanks have feelings you know


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 08:57:08 [Preview] No.308130 del
>>308119
It started out with two toboggan rides since there was no queue. The best experience was on the inexperienced track because no one was on it. I didn't use the brake apart from the end.

Went on the Funnel Web and then the ride next to it, which wasn't as good as the Funnel Web. I went down 'The hill' a few times, the Taipan and other water slides. I went with my best friend I have known since highschool. It was a fun day.


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 08:57:22 [Preview] No.308131 del
>>308129
Only humans have feelings.


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 08:57:40 [Preview] No.308132 del
>>308124
It's probably your network.


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 08:58:05 [Preview] No.308133 del
>>308126
I post in Albanian?


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 08:58:38 [Preview] No.308134 del
>>308130
>I went with my best friend I have known since highschool. It was a fun day.
That's great mate.
No queues is good.


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 08:58:48 [Preview] No.308135 del
>>308129
Remind us tomorrow of it.


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 08:59:09 [Preview] No.308136 del
>>308131
very rude


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 08:59:59 [Preview] No.308137 del
>>308133
хлеб


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 09:11:28 [Preview] No.308138 del
Sorry if I was rude before wombo. Got the Sunday sundown pre-wage feelerinos creeping in.


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 09:12:24 [Preview] No.308139 del
>>308135
alright have a good evening cunts


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 09:17:11 [Preview] No.308140 del
second pizza in the oven !


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 09:19:08 [Preview] No.308141 del


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 09:21:26 [Preview] No.308142 del
actiually i changed my mind, just a simple haash brown


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 09:21:43 [Preview] No.308143 del
>>308142
Based!


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 09:22:03 [Preview] No.308144 del
>>308138
Sun downers.


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 09:22:39 [Preview] No.308145 del
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>>308140
How much weight can those e-bikes take!


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 09:23:31 [Preview] No.308146 del
Weekends should be 3 days long
If I was PM that's what I'd do first
Everyone get double time on Fridays


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 09:24:13 [Preview] No.308147 del
>>308143
but FLAVOURTOWNED


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 09:26:03 [Preview] No.308148 del
>>308146
i actually worked at sikorsky and we had 4 x 10 hours days, we made bank bank and had a 3 day weekend untill some management fuckwit changed it FFS


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 09:29:34 [Preview] No.308149 del
>>308148
That hour arrangement sounds good. I'd rather go a bit harder on my work days to get an extra day off.


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 09:29:54 [Preview] No.308150 del
>>308148
engineer boy


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 09:30:49 [Preview] No.308151 del
>>308044
He is shut I believe.
I might grab some mead tomorrow though. Been ages since I've had that.


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 09:31:10 [Preview] No.308152 del
Thinking about NEET DSP origin stories again.


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 09:31:16 [Preview] No.308153 del
>>308150
Come on m8, he is behaving himself for a change.


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 09:34:15 [Preview] No.308154 del
night all


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 09:34:29 [Preview] No.308155 del
>>308154
noight


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 09:34:35 [Preview] No.308156 del
>>308154
Sleep tight.


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 09:35:15 [Preview] No.308157 del
>>308154
goodnight mate


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 09:35:38 [Preview] No.308158 del
>>308153
That NEETs comment wasn't even bad.


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 09:35:58 [Preview] No.308159 del
>>308154
dont wake up
(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 09:36:46 [Preview] No.308160 del
>>308158
Maybe.
It struck me as an attempt to taunt him over his ridiculous boasts regarding engineering and the sciences.


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 09:37:04 [Preview] No.308161 del
>>308159
You are a nasty fucking cunt, fuck off.


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 09:37:43 [Preview] No.308162 del
>>308159
What warranted that response?


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 09:38:40 [Preview] No.308163 del
>>308154
Good night NEET. Sleep tight.


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 09:38:58 [Preview] No.308164 del
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NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 09:40:32 [Preview] No.308165 del
>>308159
What's got into you Nuro, you are acting like a stormfag


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 09:40:45 [Preview] No.308166 del


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 09:40:46 [Preview] No.308167 del
>>308154
Night noot.
I'm surprisied how early some of you NEETs go to bed.


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 09:41:04 [Preview] No.308168 del
>>308140
UH UH UH UH


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 09:41:22 [Preview] No.308169 del
>>308142
Put the second pizza in.


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 09:41:56 [Preview] No.308170 del
>>308164
Spooky.


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 09:42:12 [Preview] No.308171 del
>>308152
I've heard things.


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 09:42:12 [Preview] No.308172 del
>>308159
IMPERSONATRIX


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 09:42:30 [Preview] No.308173 del


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 09:43:06 [Preview] No.308174 del
This >>308150 caused >>308159


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 09:44:07 [Preview] No.308175 del
>>308172
For whoever it was
>>308161


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 09:44:23 [Preview] No.308176 del
>>308174
Of course it did.


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 09:47:35 [Preview] No.308177 del
nasty neets at it again... fuck this place


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 09:50:22 [Preview] No.308178 del
There will be a confessional in he Commune where NEETs can go to confess their transgressions against the based one and seek forgiveness.


NEET Board owner 02/07/2021 (Sun) 09:53:06 [Preview] No.308179 del
>>308159
This poster has no post history. He has been banned for his vile comment.


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 09:55:13 [Preview] No.308180 del
>>308179
Please fix everything before Nuro leaves us.


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 09:56:13 [Preview] No.308181 del
>>308180
He can go where he needs to.


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 09:56:43 [Preview] No.308182 del
>>308181
He honestly deserves better than us. We're not worthy.


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 09:57:28 [Preview] No.308183 del
>>308171
Spill the beans.


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 09:58:11 [Preview] No.308184 del
>>308181
We need him more than anyone else.


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 09:58:37 [Preview] No.308185 del
>>308183
Stop looking at them.


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 10:00:42 [Preview] No.308186 del
I bet it was nofun.


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 10:01:16 [Preview] No.308187 del
Thinking of going gluten free.


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 10:01:59 [Preview] No.308188 del
>>308187
I'll have your gluten for you,


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 10:03:23 [Preview] No.308189 del
Thinking of going to the shops before work each morning and getting breaky and a snack each day.
Might take my sandwich press and buy a few croissants, some ham, tomato and cheese.


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 10:03:30 [Preview] No.308190 del
>>308188
Big load?


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 10:05:15 [Preview] No.308191 del
>>308190
As much as you can give.


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 10:07:48 [Preview] No.308192 del
>>308183
Pls no spill beans
T. beanNEET


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 10:08:04 [Preview] No.308193 del
5mg valium down the hatch
Didn't do anything I had planned for the weekend except watch the UFC at the pub.
Spent half of it on the couch and watching webms of Chinese workplace accident and abortions
Might get uber eats for dins


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 10:09:36 [Preview] No.308194 del
>>308193
Same, I went and had lunch with Monaro yesterday but since then jsust got boongd. Tis the life.


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 10:11:55 [Preview] No.308195 del
>>308192
I am yet to take the plunge and become a beanNEET. It will happen.
I would like a cold bean salad with carrot and corn. And a thick fruity salsa mixed through it.


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 10:12:10 [Preview] No.308196 del
Covered with aoili.


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 10:13:07 [Preview] No.308197 del
>>308193
Good night NEET. Hopefully your rehab appointment this weeks helps you out.


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 10:13:22 [Preview] No.308198 del
>>308196
Delicious.


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 10:14:13 [Preview] No.308199 del
>>308198
I want to flick your black bean.


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 10:15:21 [Preview] No.308200 del
>>308195
>I would like a cold bean salad with carrot and corn. And a thick fruity salsa mixed through it.
Corn is a worthless vegetable, it is cattle food.


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 10:17:28 [Preview] No.308201 del
Huxtaburger getting delivered.
A burger and chips. $30. What kind of dumb cunt like me gets these meals delivered.
It's too late but I'd cancel if I could. Fuck sake.


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 10:18:23 [Preview] No.308202 del
The DSP-Files.


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 10:19:28 [Preview] No.308204 del
>>308200
It's juicy and has a good texture.


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 10:20:24 [Preview] No.308205 del
>>308201
While out and about tomorrow get some stuff for a cook up.
Remember your black beam monk meat recipes? You can cook okay.


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 10:20:53 [Preview] No.308206 del
>>308202
Top Secret.


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 10:21:09 [Preview] No.308207 del
>>308199
I'd let you.


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 10:22:19 [Preview] No.308208 del
>>308203
It is.


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 10:22:36 [Preview] No.308209 del
Good night NEETs. Sleep tight.


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 10:22:44 [Preview] No.308210 del
>>308207
That ruins it, I like a struggle.


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 10:22:59 [Preview] No.308211 del
>>308209
Night mate


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 10:23:50 [Preview] No.308212 del
Wish Monaro would update us on his cooking job and whatnot.
He thinks he's above it nowadays.


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 10:28:00 [Preview] No.308213 del
>>308205
I hate beans. The Mexican made me a bean and pulled chicken burrito once and I couldn't finish it.
Beans are dog food


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 10:29:14 [Preview] No.308214 del
>>308213
I had a guzman burito, it was a black rice and bean thing.
I gave it to the dog.


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 10:30:16 [Preview] No.308215 del
>>308204
The vegetables people eat are full of sugar.
Nutritionally they are close to water.
>tomatoes
>corn
>carrots


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 10:30:22 [Preview] No.308216 del
Xiaoxing is delivering the burg on his bicycle.
Hope he doesn’t get squished by a truck because he doesn’t know the road rules. That would leave me pretty hungry and disappointed


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 10:30:28 [Preview] No.308217 del
Microwaving 6 party pies, not even hungry.


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 10:31:55 [Preview] No.308218 del
>>308215
I'm not going to eat kale or chinese garden leaves or whatever you called them.
They seem too highbrow for my tastes.


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 10:32:14 [Preview] No.308219 del
>>308216
You need to stop watching gook gore threads.


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 10:35:56 [Preview] No.308220 del
>>308201
>What kind of dumb cunt like me gets these meals delivered.
thats your brain on valium a coles peperoni pizza would have been enough if you planned ahead


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 10:37:15 [Preview] No.308221 del
>>308213
beans are great in moderation


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 10:37:41 [Preview] No.308222 del
>>308217
ooooooooooooooooooooooofffffffffffff


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 10:38:05 [Preview] No.308223 del
>>308219
kill em all webby


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 10:42:08 [Preview] No.308224 del
>>308203
a happy ending


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 10:43:39 [Preview] No.308225 del
>>308218
kek.
Any green is really fine, broccoli is fine.
But you have to consume quiet a volume and so price is important >>308220
>>308221
>>308222
>>308223
>>308224
Slow down NEET, you are going too fast


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 10:48:53 [Preview] No.308226 del
Dumb cunt Faisal couldn’t figure out which floor I’m on and I had to walk down.
Watching Black Mass (2015) and eating my half cold burg


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 10:50:34 [Preview] No.308227 del
>>308222
I know. Didn't need them.


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 10:58:53 [Preview] No.308228 del
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Having a Nescafe Caro with soy milk before I turn in.


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 10:59:10 [Preview] No.308229 del
Shit burg. Dunno how you big boys do these delivery meals.


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 10:59:53 [Preview] No.308230 del
>>308226
Whitey bulger moofie. man that was a cracking good filim.


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 11:13:36 [Preview] No.308231 del
>>308228
>Caro with soy
Well aren't you fancy.


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 11:13:56 [Preview] No.308232 del
>>308229
You get more than any of us I think.


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 11:25:58 [Preview] No.308233 del
Good night friends.


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 11:33:41 [Preview] No.308234 del
>>308233
Goodnight.


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 11:35:32 [Preview] No.308235 del
Why is my flag coming up as American?
Is this a bug or is it glownigger related?
>>308225


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 11:37:18 [Preview] No.308236 del
>>308235
It's a commonly known issue with endchan.


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 12:10:32 [Preview] No.308237 del
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How was your day, NEET?
>just hung out all day hey

[spoiler] from the 2019 bushfire [\spoiler]


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 12:11:44 [Preview] No.308238 del
>>308237
Ah fuck, that's what I get for trying to be tricky after God knows how many standards. Thought you'd like the pic though.


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 12:20:26 [Preview] No.308239 del
>>308237
looks comfy NEET


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 12:28:22 [Preview] No.308240 del
>>308237
OOOOOOOOFFFFFF CANT EVEN SPOILER


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 13:55:04 [Preview] No.308241 del
going to try to sleep again


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 14:28:56 [Preview] No.308242 del
Good Morning ?


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 14:32:43 [Preview] No.308243 del
>>308242
jesus christ.
a Greasy Surrender Monkey Land flag now?
last naight/this mourning it was Saudi Arabia.
in U.S.


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 15:48:42 [Preview] No.308244 del
>>308242
good morning NEETs


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 16:59:36 [Preview] No.308245 del
>>308244
hi neet


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 19:25:38 [Preview] No.308246 del
Morning neeties. Lots of farts and indigestion. Shouldn't have had those nachos the other day.


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 19:43:25 [Preview] No.308247 del
Morning.
Boong tax this morning.
At least I'm leaving the wage half way through for an appointment that has now become teleheatlh. Thanks covid.
Also dropping some absolutely rancid farts this morning which is lovely.


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 19:48:27 [Preview] No.308248 del
anyone know how to install Tiny Board Imageboard Software on a computer?
I've got issues...
>>308247
> rancid farts
can you taste them?
when should I smoke up?


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 19:58:00 [Preview] No.308249 del
New case from Vic hotel quarantine.
Dude make two Dan trips and hit up the bong shop. Must have had a good weekend


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 20:01:44 [Preview] No.308250 del
(126.82 KB 1080x1121 poor wombo.jpg)


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 20:02:34 [Preview] No.308251 del
>>308249
> close down all the WalMarts across the U.S.


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 20:04:05 [Preview] No.308252 del
>>308250
is that a honey-glazed koala on the plaque or something?


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 20:06:18 [Preview] No.308253 del
>>308252
it's a wombat


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 20:11:48 [Preview] No.308255 del
Off to wage.
Later neeets


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 20:12:35 [Preview] No.308256 del
>>308237
Very smokey.


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 20:13:41 [Preview] No.308257 del
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NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 20:14:58 [Preview] No.308258 del
>>308247
>teleheatlh
Enjoy your early minute.
>lovely
Lovely.


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 20:16:14 [Preview] No.308259 del
>>308250
I want to rub it.


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 20:16:34 [Preview] No.308260 del
>>308255
Good luck.


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 20:17:59 [Preview] No.308261 del
Planned on going to the shops but like every morning, I'm too lazy to do anything.


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 20:20:06 [Preview] No.308262 del
>>308237
must have been a hard climb up there.


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 20:21:40 [Preview] No.308263 del
Good Morning NEETs.
The empty wheelie bins make a big noise and wake the gooks when I roll them back into the carport, especially when you hit a gumnut.


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 20:22:56 [Preview] No.308264 del
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>>308253
yeah, I kind of figured that out -after the fact - when I read the filename
I'm vibing...Good Morning NEETs


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 20:29:20 [Preview] No.308265 del
>>308263
Morning.


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 20:29:49 [Preview] No.308266 del
>>308264
Morning.


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 20:31:12 [Preview] No.308267 del
>>308264
who got 3000000000?


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 20:52:44 [Preview] No.308269 del
>>308249
>Sunshine
Prepare for more community transmission. The lumpenprole have now been infected. Maybe the government wants it spread so as to pressure people into getting the vaccine?


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 21:03:10 [Preview] No.308270 del
>>308269
Infect my lumpenpole.


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 21:13:34 [Preview] No.308272 del
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NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 21:29:29 [Preview] No.308273 del
>>308266
afternoon now hehe
>>308267
nobody cared because of the wasted get was so bad and funny
I don't know


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 21:35:44 [Preview] No.308274 del
>>308272
jesus it must be hot there now.
its winter here.
but when it gets hot, it can get up to 105 F
How hot there?


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 21:40:44 [Preview] No.308275 del
>>308212
He seemed very motivated in getting his first job. I can imagine it is occupying most of his time.

>>308226
Report him and get a refund.

>>308237
That's not even that bad. It was bad when the sky turned orange and thick fog was actually smoke.

>>308246
>Lots of farts and indigestion
Appreciate them!

>>308248
I wouldn't host any anonymous image board on my PC.

>>308272
You beauty.

>>308242
>>308245
>>308246
>>308247
>>308257
>>308263
>>308266
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 21:44:49 [Preview] No.308276 del
>>A black AFL star and his former Collingwood teammate have come to blows online after he was accused of inventing his own racist nickname.
>>Former Magpies player Simon Buckley said Brazilian-born Heritier Lumumba never complained about his nickname 'Chimp' when he was 'winning flags and getting a kick himself'.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/australia-top-news/article-9233471/Heritier-Lumumba-ex-Collingwood-teammate-heated-online-dispute.html


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 21:51:31 [Preview] No.308277 del
>>308275
>He seemed very motivated in getting his first job.
He had a job before that. He was made resign when he became qualified, if I remember correctly.


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 21:52:56 [Preview] No.308278 del
>>308277
>He was made resign when he became qualified, if I remember correctly.
How unfortunate.


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 21:53:18 [Preview] No.308279 del
>Falling fowl of the law! Escapee emu tries to peck its way into a police car after officers were sent to try and capture 5ft high bird
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9233605/Escapee-emu-tries-peck-way-police-car-officers-sent-try-capture-5ft-high-bird.html


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 21:55:42 [Preview] No.308280 del
Shitty sleep. Seedy at the wage. The coffee and the dart didn’t help.
Woe


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 22:05:53 [Preview] No.308281 del
come one come all
there will be kfc and vegemite


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 22:09:00 [Preview] No.308282 del
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3rd beer


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 22:13:53 [Preview] No.308283 del
>>308280
When did you go to sleep last night?

>>308281
I went there and couldn't find a link to the stream.

>>308282
Mong moment.


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 22:14:01 [Preview] No.308284 del
>>308272
I showed my cow orker but she said she'd already seen it on reddit.


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 22:16:56 [Preview] No.308285 del
>>308284
what a rude bitch


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 22:17:34 [Preview] No.308286 del
>>308283
there'll be at least a few when the thread gets made
yoursports.stream is one
might need a US IP though


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 22:24:36 [Preview] No.308287 del
>>308285
I know. I was trying to share something personal and she spat it back in my face.


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 22:27:57 [Preview] No.308288 del
I once shared something personal with possum, only to have him spit it back in my mouth.


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 22:30:10 [Preview] No.308289 del
I was disappointed with how grainy The Empire Strikes Back looked on the big cinema screen last night. And Alex Guinness was right, it is a children's story, and while it's taken me many more decades than it should've, I no longer have the emotional maturity of a 8 year old. I got bored and left half way through the movie.


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 22:30:51 [Preview] No.308290 del


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 22:32:17 [Preview] No.308291 del
>>308289
i watched the original trilogy the previous 3 nights
i think they had most of the lucas revisionist fuckery present


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 22:37:49 [Preview] No.308292 del
>>308291
It would've been better for the world had lucas died of a drug and benzo overdose back in 1984.


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 23:09:08 [Preview] No.308293 del
shitm my paNTS


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 23:16:40 [Preview] No.308294 del
>>308293
Big mess?


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 23:21:19 [Preview] No.308295 del
Clearing out some old computer waste. Found a VGA to HDMI cable.


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 23:24:38 [Preview] No.308296 del
>>308295
Now you can play 320x200 games on your 65" TV screen.


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 23:25:01 [Preview] No.308297 del
>>308296
Minecraft but every game


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 23:31:20 [Preview] No.308298 del
>>308296
Exactly I have to keep it for good measure in case of these emergencies.


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 23:36:10 [Preview] No.308299 del
I can’t stand it. I hate the office. I’m sitting near the photocopy room, listening to the machines go brrr and pajeet talk about hot cross buns. The artificial light is putting me to sleep.
I want to have a wank


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 23:37:43 [Preview] No.308300 del
>>308299
>pajeet talk about hot cross buns
Today morning when the hot cross buns are out is exciting.


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 23:37:48 [Preview] No.308301 del
>>308299
wank on pajeet's hot cross bun


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 23:50:20 [Preview] No.308303 del
>>308302
There seems to be a lot of money in Yoga if you get a big brand image.


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 23:53:14 [Preview] No.308304 del
>>308296
I actually have some old jast hentai visual novels loaded on my movies pc, so now I can play them on an 85" screen. But I don't want to


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 23:54:36 [Preview] No.308305 del
I saw a guy in his 40s or 50s, almost totally bald, riding a skateboard through the park, bouncing a basketball. I immediately thought of nuro


NEET 02/07/2021 (Sun) 23:55:11 [Preview] No.308306 del
>>308304
The quality on bigger screens annoys me. I hope you are able to enjoy them one day.


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 00:02:31 [Preview] No.308307 del
>>308306
I mean lower quality videos on bigger higher quality screens.


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 00:51:02 [Preview] No.308308 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=fETyPydCrw4 [Embed]

i cant stop laughing to this video


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 00:53:00 [Preview] No.308309 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=HQoRXhS7vlU [Embed]


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 00:53:39 [Preview] No.308310 del
Hecka plecka hookie wookie.


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 00:55:12 [Preview] No.308311 del
>>308309
!!!MUST SEE!!! GTA SAN ANDREAS MYTH BIGFOOT FOUND
(unregistered hypercam 2)


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 00:58:33 [Preview] No.308312 del
>>308311
I'll unregister your hypercam.


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 01:02:06 [Preview] No.308313 del
Possum once used an unregistered proton pack from Ghostbusters on me during a CBT session.


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 01:04:42 [Preview] No.308314 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=jgqMRzJNHDE [Embed]


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 01:05:56 [Preview] No.308315 del
Weber pinned my balls under a stack of obsolete programming language textbooks once.


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 01:07:20 [Preview] No.308316 del
>>308314
https://youtube.com/watch?v=7AMz5qFAteA [Embed]
Catchy.


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 01:08:15 [Preview] No.308317 del
Getting hungry.
Might cook some sausages with some scrambled eggs, carrots, onion, peas and mix in some quinoa.


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 01:08:55 [Preview] No.308318 del
Possum continued to milk me despite me begging him to stop once.


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 01:10:08 [Preview] No.308319 del
>>308318
You know you didn't really mean it.


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 01:15:32 [Preview] No.308320 del


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 01:15:48 [Preview] No.308321 del
>>308309
https://youtube.com/watch?v=St7X_TcGiS8 [Embed]


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 01:19:17 [Preview] No.308322 del


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 01:24:41 [Preview] No.308323 del
morning all

oooffff i slept in like a motherfucker, there goes today


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 01:25:23 [Preview] No.308324 del
>>308323
Good morning/afternoon Nuro.


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 01:30:11 [Preview] No.308325 del
>>308324
its morning here, fark i didnt get boonged up or anything, was just a snoozing on a comfy rainy morning and its freaken 11:30


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 01:33:42 [Preview] No.308326 del
Morning bros. Having a black instant.

No wage until tuesday.


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 01:41:17 [Preview] No.308327 del
>>308326
Morning NEET.


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 01:57:49 [Preview] No.308329 del
>>308326
Morning mate.


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 02:00:11 [Preview] No.308330 del
>>308326
Today is tuesday


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 02:02:30 [Preview] No.308331 del
>>308330
It's Wednesday.


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 02:04:06 [Preview] No.308332 del
>>308331
im never going to learn the days of the week good


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 02:05:40 [Preview] No.308333 del
>>308325
fatshit


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 02:09:22 [Preview] No.308334 del
>>308317
Going to get onto that now.


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 02:09:38 [Preview] No.308335 del
>>308325
>comfy rainy morning
I fucking love that.


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 02:10:25 [Preview] No.308336 del
>>308333
Now, now, neet. nuro has a disability which is why he can't ride a regular bike.


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 02:11:53 [Preview] No.308337 del


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 02:12:25 [Preview] No.308338 del
>waiting for maccas menulog


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 02:14:18 [Preview] No.308339 del
>>308334
say no-ah to quinoa


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 02:14:29 [Preview] No.308340 del
>>308338
I wonder what Pajeet is delivering it.


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 02:15:09 [Preview] No.308341 del
>>308339
Female roommate says it is pronounced keen-wah.


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 02:15:46 [Preview] No.308342 del
>>308340
dunno usually just appears at the door


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 02:15:58 [Preview] No.308343 del
Home from wage. Telehealth call soon.
Embarrassed to tell him I didn't get the bloods and didn't stop my drinking by much at all.

Extremely tired today. Was tossing and waking up frequently last night. Office woes. Being in the office is so shit, omg.
Might need to genuinely look for another job. I can't focus at all while I'm there.


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 02:16:44 [Preview] No.308344 del
>>308341
yank her choke chain and smack her nose with a rolled up newspaper


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 02:16:50 [Preview] No.308345 del
>>308341
>>308341
>Female roommate
normie


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 02:17:07 [Preview] No.308346 del
going to have a monster at 1pm


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 02:17:48 [Preview] No.308347 del
my eyes sting


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 02:18:23 [Preview] No.308348 del
>>308346
drink monster become a monster


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 02:20:44 [Preview] No.308349 del
(67.05 KB 828x777 EtqlZwIWgAc2sAV.jpg)


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 02:25:38 [Preview] No.308351 del
(128.37 KB 828x1025 EtmLldWVEAACTiS.jpg)


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 02:32:16 [Preview] No.308352 del
>>308343
The drugs are catching up with you until tonight. Get those pill that make piss taste awful.


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 02:33:44 [Preview] No.308353 del
>>308349
I can't find the article.


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 02:34:13 [Preview] No.308354 del


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 02:35:12 [Preview] No.308355 del
>>308343
>Embarrassed to tell him I didn't get the bloods and didn't stop my drinking by much at all.
and so you should be
especially the first part


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 02:43:29 [Preview] No.308356 del
>>308343
hmmmmm im aranging a telehealth call with my old doc tomorrow

and im currently organising trying to get some bloodwork done tomorrow but their not answering their fucking phone, what the hell was your excuse ?


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 02:46:30 [Preview] No.308357 del
>>308356
>what the hell was your excuse ?
Just being a lazy incompetent boong


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 02:52:09 [Preview] No.308358 del
(131.78 KB 1125x1332 EtlwkYIVkAASYgj.jpg)
You laugh but that's his girlfriend


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 02:56:14 [Preview] No.308359 del
>>308343
You should have gotten the bloods done


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 02:56:31 [Preview] No.308360 del
>>308359
and the crips


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 02:59:35 [Preview] No.308362 del
(2.77 MB 4160x3120 IMG20210208132119.jpg)
Fuck me, this is good.
The chips have a nice seasoning and the chicken burger has a really light batter.
$12 for the burger alone or $10 in a large meal.
Never question the Wombo.


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 03:10:49 [Preview] No.308363 del
>>308362
Nice spot for a feed too.


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 03:29:27 [Preview] No.308364 del
Had a massive binge. Coma inbound.
It was:
>1 onion
>1 carrot
>some peas (quite a bit)
>3 pork sausages from Aldi (Very nice!)
All fried up together.
Separately the following were boiled:
>1/2 cup quinoa
>some broccoli
>brussel sprouts
And then the above were combined with some eggs and a splash of milk to make scrambled eggs.
Lots of paprika. I've come to love that shit.
Going to play some more Skyrim whilst I attempt to recover.


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 03:32:00 [Preview] No.308365 del
>>308345
I've been bringing up female roommate Mk.I since 2017 and Mk.II (the current one) for around six months.
I take it you are very new?


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 03:32:15 [Preview] No.308366 del
>>308344
She has been fine lately.


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 03:32:56 [Preview] No.308367 del
>>308326
I am out of coffee. I have decided to go off it for a month of so to try and reset my tolerance.


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 03:34:22 [Preview] No.308369 del
Call complete. Another appointment in 2 weeks.
Wasn't really anything to say. It was basically a filler conversation until the next appointment. Will try and hook me up with a drug and alcohol councillor between now and then. Will get the bloods done this time.
Going for a white monster, absolutely drained of energy.


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 03:34:39 [Preview] No.308370 del
>>308363
I fed the maggies half my chips and some of the burger.


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 03:35:22 [Preview] No.308371 del
Got a phelghmy cough.


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 03:36:10 [Preview] No.308372 del
>>308369
>>308369
Book the blood test today.


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 03:36:26 [Preview] No.308373 del
>>308371
Having a strepsil. Might get some of those eucalyptus drop things.


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 03:43:37 [Preview] No.308374 del
>>308362
keke out local cafe does an identical chicken burger, they sell like hotcakes


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 03:44:29 [Preview] No.308375 del
>>308367
seems do-able


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 03:45:23 [Preview] No.308376 del
>Will get the bloods done this time.

you dont even need to make an appointment just rock up


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 03:45:43 [Preview] No.308377 del


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 03:47:38 [Preview] No.308378 del
>>308374
I think it's a beer batter.


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 03:48:36 [Preview] No.308379 del
>>308376
It'll be a fortnights time and we'll be hearing about how he hadn't got around to it


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 03:48:46 [Preview] No.308380 del
>>308364
You needed it!


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 03:49:10 [Preview] No.308381 del
>>308375
I'm liking this meme


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 03:50:02 [Preview] No.308382 del
>>308369
Let's hope.


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 03:52:15 [Preview] No.308383 del
>>308379
accurate


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 03:54:34 [Preview] No.308384 del
>tfw Nuro mogging hard


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 03:56:38 [Preview] No.308385 del
Mong mogged


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 04:00:19 [Preview] No.308386 del
>>308376
Their opening hours are 8-4. Same as my shift. I'll do it on Saturday, boongery permitting.


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 04:09:08 [Preview] No.308387 del
>>308386
Not worth chucking a sicky for?


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 04:16:46 [Preview] No.308388 del
>>308387
Checking my leave allowance gives me worse anxiety than checking my bank account.


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 04:19:42 [Preview] No.308389 del
>>308388
Sick leave or good behaviour leave?


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 04:20:43 [Preview] No.308390 del
>>308370
>and some of the burger
why?!


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 04:45:54 [Preview] No.308391 del
>>308388
You should have limited paid leave but if you have a medical certificate I am pretty sure you can take as much paid leave as you want.


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 04:51:23 [Preview] No.308392 del
>>308391
>much paid
*unpaid


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 05:16:46 [Preview] No.308393 del
The illegal thread in the catalouge is still up despite my report several hours ago. I suspect that the reporting system has fucked up.


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 05:19:36 [Preview] No.308394 del
>>308393
It's gone now.


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 05:21:51 [Preview] No.308395 del
Got to use my autistic understanding of geometry today, was able to assist a group of normies who collectively had no chance.


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 05:23:24 [Preview] No.308396 del
>>308395
Go on...


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 05:24:50 [Preview] No.308397 del
Nuro put ice in Weber's stout once.


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 05:35:18 [Preview] No.308398 del
>>308397
Filtered water ice?


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 05:37:14 [Preview] No.308399 del
>>308396
A whole group of Karens were sewing and they had a pattern on paper they were just laying fabric over; but they couldn't work out the ratios to alter it.
Not understanding pythagorean geometry they couldn't work out a tessellating pattern in even squares.

No matter what size Karen ct the squares it would never make an even pattern, because it was the ratio not the size which was the issue- without Pythagoras Karen could not work out the ratio.

This is why I don't believe in democracy, adding more people in decision making results in an average- not a cumulative ability.

I spent all of last week trying to work out how to sort of superimpose a plane and a cube to tessellate an object in 4 dimensions- I theorize this would create a really cool shock resistant material/conductor


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 05:40:37 [Preview] No.308400 del
Too embarrassed to tell you cunts how much of the insurance payout I've spent already


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 05:42:49 [Preview] No.308401 del
>>308399
>I spent all of last week trying to work out how to sort of superimpose a plane and a cube to tessellate an object in 4 dimensions- I theorize this would create a really cool shock resistant material/conductor
Oh boy, you're going to either loathe or love nuro.


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 05:43:06 [Preview] No.308402 del
>>308400
We already know neet.


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 05:44:06 [Preview] No.308403 del
>>308400
We know.


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 05:44:36 [Preview] No.308404 del
>>308400
Who need a car, right?


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 05:47:28 [Preview] No.308405 del
>>308402
>>308403
Do you actually? Did I post about it while shitfaced?
Oh God, the shame, even on a boong board, I'm the shameful boong.


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 05:47:41 [Preview] No.308406 del
>>308399
why were you near a women's sewing group?


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 05:48:25 [Preview] No.308407 del
>>308405
You didn't post about it (that I noticed). I just know how you roll.


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 05:49:25 [Preview] No.308408 del
>>308399
Well done SmartNEET.


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 05:49:53 [Preview] No.308409 del
>>308400
>>308405
No but we can safely assume most of it is gone.


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 05:51:33 [Preview] No.308410 del
>>308407
>I just know how you roll.
or doesn't, given he smashed his car and spent the insurance money


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 05:58:19 [Preview] No.308411 del
So how much is left?


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 06:00:20 [Preview] No.308412 del
>>308390
Seemed like a good maggie.


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 06:01:42 [Preview] No.308413 del
>>308400
No dui's now.


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 06:02:15 [Preview] No.308414 del
>>308405
>the shame
You don't even know what it is.


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 06:02:26 [Preview] No.308415 del
>>308411
I blew maybe $250-300. Less than expected.


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 06:03:17 [Preview] No.308416 del
>>308415
Lets revisit that figure next Monday.


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 06:03:38 [Preview] No.308417 del
I tied my trackies up in a big knot to stop them falling down, now struggling to undo it so i can have a wank.


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 06:04:29 [Preview] No.308418 del
>>308416
On Friday I'll get wage cheque, 3700. Then I'll be a proper baller


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 06:05:02 [Preview] No.308419 del
>>308415
I am very surprised by that small amount. Well done.


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 06:05:54 [Preview] No.308420 del
>>308418
You should be able to live off $500 for the next month. Try and keep $3200 plus the remainder of your insurance money until the following payday.


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 06:13:02 [Preview] No.308421 del
hiya NEETs


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 06:16:48 [Preview] No.308422 del
dad just punched me in the head


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 06:17:15 [Preview] No.308423 del
fuck aws


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 06:18:22 [Preview] No.308424 del
>>308422
is he available to punch other neets?


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 06:19:26 [Preview] No.308425 del
>>308424
nah it was fucking weak


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 06:19:49 [Preview] No.308426 del
having a red top


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 06:20:07 [Preview] No.308427 del
might have to leave home


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 06:20:13 [Preview] No.308428 del
>>308421
Good afternoon NEET.


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 06:25:35 [Preview] No.308429 del
>>308418
Pay off the credit card.


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 06:25:58 [Preview] No.308430 del


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 06:26:23 [Preview] No.308431 del
>>308427
why's that?


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 06:30:24 [Preview] No.308432 del
5:30PM.
Typically when I'd head to the local or the bottleo.
Making dinner instead.

>>308429
I will put a solid chunk onto it. Might try going into poverty mode for a month and only drinking goon if anything. Can't be feeling dusty at the office in the morning, its fucked.


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 06:30:36 [Preview] No.308433 del
Day 1 of sobriety is a bust.
Not going to do anymore today though.


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 06:30:48 [Preview] No.308434 del
>>308431
dad just punched me in the head


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 06:31:21 [Preview] No.308435 del
might move to adelaide


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 06:31:44 [Preview] No.308436 del
>>308432
Pay the whole thing off.


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 06:32:01 [Preview] No.308437 del
>>308434
Because you haven't left home?


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 06:32:54 [Preview] No.308438 del
>>308437
because i've been drinking
big deal


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 06:33:08 [Preview] No.308439 del
>>308436
After I get a new car.
I owe 2 and half on it.


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 06:35:11 [Preview] No.308440 del
>>308439
get a suzuki


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 06:35:17 [Preview] No.308441 del
>>308434
Report him to the police. He will be removed from the home. It is your home now.


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 06:35:41 [Preview] No.308442 del
>>308438
What did he do?


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 06:36:20 [Preview] No.308443 del
>>308441
Deploy the wombo instead and the house will be destroyed.


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 06:36:54 [Preview] No.308444 del
>>308441
nah fuck the police

>>308442
punch me in the head


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 06:37:43 [Preview] No.308445 del
any of you neets got a spare room


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 06:38:23 [Preview] No.308446 del
having another red top


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 06:38:53 [Preview] No.308447 del
>>308444
Why did he punch you?


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 06:39:14 [Preview] No.308448 del
>>308445
Where are you?


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 06:40:45 [Preview] No.308449 del
>>308401
Well my theory was that as material compresses in three dimensions it becomes more dense, and this generates huge amounts of heat- we see this in terminal balistics and in particular APFSD-whatever they are anti-tank rounds which use a uranium sabot that under immense compression force compresses, breaks (because of weak uranium bonds) and thus self-sharpens.

Well if you created a material that was uniform in three dimensions (probably a crystal or some kind) then offset it's Space-time-energy distortion thing at a given speed...
Well I'm wondering if you could make an artificial crystal or nano-material that increased in strength as it accelerated/decelerated towards a given speed?
It would end up with a kind of resonance.

Probably the speed and density of the material would be implausible for an object- but to collide two objects together the shock wave of the impact might be able to reach this point internally.
You would probably build a huge target of supercompressed matter and hadron collider a nano object into it


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 06:40:56 [Preview] No.308450 del
>>308438
You sit around the fucking house, doing nothing all day.
Get a job and stop whacking off to cartoons.
By your age I had my trade and was driving an XT.
Your cousin is doing uni, and got herself a mortgage, at least go back and study.


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 06:41:04 [Preview] No.308451 del
>>308447
because punching solves things apparently

>>308448
where ever you are


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 06:41:28 [Preview] No.308452 del
>>308440
On the credit card after blowing it on Charlie.


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 06:42:34 [Preview] No.308453 del
>>308446
You're going to end up with another black eye.
Daddy's going to even it out for you.


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 06:43:14 [Preview] No.308454 del
>>308453
he's fucked off to my aunties


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 06:43:40 [Preview] No.308455 del
>>308454
Go and shit in his underwear drawer.


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 06:46:35 [Preview] No.308456 del
>>308454
You could clean the house while he's out to apologise.
He just wants to know you're taking in what he's trying to tell you.
You need to make something of yourself and he's worried about where you're headed.
He does it because he loves you.


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 06:46:51 [Preview] No.308457 del
>>308406
I do menial labor because I am unable to function in multi-disciplinary roles.
>>308408
I am a foolNEET, I cannot even into reading clocks and loose many days trying to achieve simple practical tasks.
Many tasks have a conceptual element many people take for granted, notably the separation of time and motion.
What is a minute? What is an atomic clock even measuring?


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 06:47:30 [Preview] No.308458 del
>>308456
>He does it because he loves you.
>punches me
righto


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 06:48:23 [Preview] No.308459 del
>>308458
We all express ourselves in our own ways.
That was how men did it.


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 06:48:39 [Preview] No.308460 del
>>308449
>whatever they are
APFSDS.
>use a uranium sabot
The projectile is uranium. The sabot around is typically made of a fancy polymer.
>then offset it's Space-time-energy distortion thing at a given speed
I have no idea what any of this means but I don't know much physics at all.
Sorry if I came off as rude or dismissive before.


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 06:50:00 [Preview] No.308461 del
My old man also took the tough cunt approach on me and it only made me more agro and reckless.


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 06:50:07 [Preview] No.308462 del
>>308451
I'm in Adelaide, just south of the city a bit.
I can have you here if you want.


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 06:50:44 [Preview] No.308463 del
>>308427
Your NEET bussy can pay the bill.


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 06:51:02 [Preview] No.308464 del
>tfw reminiscing about cuddledad.


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 06:52:00 [Preview] No.308465 del
>>308462
Stop trying to take advantage of his desperate arse.


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 06:52:00 [Preview] No.308466 del
>>308463
I'll have to inspect the quality first.
We can't have a neet selling his arse on the street if it isn't top tier NEETbussy.


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 06:52:12 [Preview] No.308467 del
>>308457
>What is an atomic clock even measuring?
The opening and closing of gapes.


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 06:52:25 [Preview] No.308468 del
My arse is export grade.


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 06:52:39 [Preview] No.308469 del
>>308461
It's the only way we really learn.
Imagine if he was a soft cunt and how mental you could've been.


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 06:53:22 [Preview] No.308470 del
>>308464
...and now NK is a fully functional normie with a qt ethnic gf and a fulltime job.


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 06:54:36 [Preview] No.308471 del
>>308470
and doesn't give a fuck about us


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 06:54:42 [Preview] No.308472 del
Other than nuro, how many of you are upper-middle class?


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 06:55:15 [Preview] No.308473 del
>>308462
sounds good man


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 06:55:44 [Preview] No.308474 del
>>308471
We'd all be as self determined, stable and motivated if only we got a few more arse hidings.


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 06:56:07 [Preview] No.308475 del
>>308472
Is that based off of now or our parents?


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 06:56:54 [Preview] No.308476 del
i'm driving to adelaide tomorrow
fuck this shit state (vic)


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 06:57:33 [Preview] No.308478 del
>>308475
Parents.


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 06:58:00 [Preview] No.308479 del
>>308477
she doesn't care about you, mate


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 06:58:07 [Preview] No.308480 del
>>308476
Bring lube.


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 06:58:37 [Preview] No.308481 del
>>308477
imissfather: The photo is of Olive Odell (@ladyjunimo) who is 24.


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 06:58:57 [Preview] No.308482 del
>>308479
She can't stop me from wanking to her videos though.


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 06:59:04 [Preview] No.308483 del
>>308478
My dad owns a bunch of houses and I went to a private school for a couple of years.
We never had any money or lived it up.


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 06:59:25 [Preview] No.308484 del
>>308481
His hair was perfect.


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 07:00:27 [Preview] No.308485 del
>tfw Weber didn't comment on my burger.


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 07:00:45 [Preview] No.308486 del
>>308466
Lower quality will translate into higher use for less value.


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 07:01:38 [Preview] No.308487 del
>>308485
yes I did
I asked why you gave it to the magpie


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 07:02:23 [Preview] No.308488 del
>>308487
Oh. I thought of all the NEETs, you'd understand why.


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 07:03:17 [Preview] No.308489 del
Weber told me he loved me once but he also called me a cunt another time.


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 07:03:58 [Preview] No.308490 del
I got a Jack London book from the opshop. I might turn off my computer and read that. Bye noots.


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 07:04:44 [Preview] No.308491 del
>>308490
Good night NEET. Have fun and sleep tight.


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 07:05:23 [Preview] No.308492 del
Fuck yeah!


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 07:07:24 [Preview] No.308493 del
Pajeet has started saying "ta" instead of thanks. Maybe I should start slipping in some more Aussie slang. Maybe he'll call female customers sheilas.


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NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 07:10:29 [Preview] No.308496 del
I poured exactly half a bottle of wine into a measuring jug and put the bottle in the cupboard for tomorrow night.


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 07:11:55 [Preview] No.308497 del
Weber Weber'd Weberly once.


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 07:14:19 [Preview] No.308498 del
>>308496
Smart.


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 07:15:38 [Preview] No.308499 del
>>308493
Teach him G'day.


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 07:17:03 [Preview] No.308500 del
>>308496
How many accompanying stouts?


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 07:20:11 [Preview] No.308501 del
>>308500
Just the one longneck when I got home.


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 07:20:54 [Preview] No.308502 del
HIT ME
https://youtube.com/watch?v=0WGVgfjnLqc [Embed]


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 07:22:48 [Preview] No.308503 del
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>>308460
Yea, a uranium in a sabot.
A sabot made of uranium wouldn't work so well.
Enjoy breathing depleted uranium after opening the breech.
Falling block breeches are for plebs.

I barely understand physics, and I never know the right words for anything.
But I think it you accelerate something fast enough it compresses to the point where it Compresses and....somehow looses mass.
I don't really know why something that goes really fast looses mass
>>308467
I recognize you from that other place.


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 07:25:25 [Preview] No.308504 del
Just snorted a glass of water.


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 07:26:24 [Preview] No.308505 del
>>308502
Hard?

>>308504
Tall glass?


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 07:27:06 [Preview] No.308506 del


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 07:27:46 [Preview] No.308507 del
>>308503
>I don't really know why something that goes really fast looses mass
technically mass increases with velocity, to the point where it has infinite mass at the speed of light

re DU rounds, I thought they just sheared in a self-sharpening manner when they hit


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 07:28:17 [Preview] No.308508 del
I AM HORNY!!!


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 07:30:27 [Preview] No.308509 del
>>308503
>>308507
lol, sure thing.


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 07:33:22 [Preview] No.308510 del
Real music
https://youtube.com/watch?v=XR9d4ESlpHY [Embed]


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 07:35:31 [Preview] No.308511 del


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 07:39:11 [Preview] No.308512 del
>>308507
I think the mass loss/gain is just relative to which direction it's moving in time.
So I guess at a given time a given object has/had no mass.
> I thought they just sheared in a self-sharpening manner when they hit
But the reason why I think is because at a given compression (caused by the shock wave of impact) they become some kind of spooky metal soup.
I think explosively formed shape charges make plasma in the same way.
But none of this is atomic level- however if the Uranium was unstable enough and the object it his was denser than the side of a tank that spooky metal soup would probably cause a 'nuclear' explosion.
Never really thought about it much


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 07:41:08 [Preview] No.308513 del
COOOOOOOOOM!!!


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 07:41:44 [Preview] No.308514 del
>>308508
Play with your NEET twinkie.


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 07:43:09 [Preview] No.308515 del
Just spent that $75 Barbecue Galore gift card I got like 3 years ago.


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 07:43:53 [Preview] No.308516 del


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 07:45:52 [Preview] No.308517 del
Potted two large monstera deliciosa and three medium sized monstera deliciosa.


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 07:46:05 [Preview] No.308518 del
>>308515
What on?


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 07:47:45 [Preview] No.308519 del
How do I know if these cars are legit or not?

2013 Holden Cruze Equipe JH Series II Manual MY13 -- $7.5k
2000 Nissan Pulsar ST N16 Auto -- $7k

Surely theres something wrong with the Cruze?


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 07:49:58 [Preview] No.308520 del
>>308518
I put it toward a 44 gallon drum smoker: https://www.barbequesgalore.com.au/pro-smoke-smoker-drum-48cm

So I can slow cook like 3 Helen's or 6 lots of ribs at once.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=-tjzzmhnJ-A [Embed]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=wg2VNpV12uw [Embed]


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 07:50:28 [Preview] No.308521 del
I'm not the bitch nigger that Nuro makes me out to be.


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 07:50:28 [Preview] No.308522 del
>>308519
>Surely theres something wrong with the Cruze?
They are lemons.


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 07:50:48 [Preview] No.308523 del
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NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 07:52:46 [Preview] No.308524 del
>>308523
Hearty kek


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 07:54:23 [Preview] No.308525 del
>>308517
When will they be ready to drink?


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 07:56:36 [Preview] No.308526 del
god what a shitty day


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 07:58:46 [Preview] No.308527 del
>>308525
I'm guessing it will depend on how much aluminium phosphate he digs into the soil, the more phosphate the quicker they develope their hard exterior.


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 08:01:58 [Preview] No.308528 del


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 08:03:55 [Preview] No.308529 del
Haven't had a standard yet


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 08:04:18 [Preview] No.308530 del
some of the cars yesterday
not taken by me


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 08:11:34 [Preview] No.308534 del
>>308528
it was pozzed


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NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 08:18:51 [Preview] No.308536 del
>>308530
>>308531
>>308532
>>308533
Nice looking cars. When I went down to Jambaroo yesterday there a was a convoy of BMW's. Nothing was unique about them from what I could tell.


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 08:20:47 [Preview] No.308537 del
I assume that This only applies to subatomic particles- you wouldn't get anywhere near that kind of compression on anything larger because it couldn't withstand the compression.
If you collided particles together like that I guess it would trigger a nuclear explosion.

But if you instead accelerated some kind of tessellated carbon in a vacuum you might be able to get them fast enough that like in space you could make them move in time/compress relative to the normal world


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 08:21:17 [Preview] No.308538 del
>>308536
There were a lot of cars at this, spanning 3 separate car parks. Disappointed the guy that uploaded these photos to facebook didn't take more.

There was a 1921 Model T (100 years old this year) there in running condition with an old bloke about the same age.


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 08:21:43 [Preview] No.308539 del
Sundown feels beginning


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 08:25:03 [Preview] No.308540 del
>>308539
have some icecream


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 08:38:39 [Preview] No.308541 del
>>308540
I'm making a chicken and salad wrap with spicy sauce. First mallard plate meal in a while.


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 08:41:48 [Preview] No.308542 del
>>308538
>spanning 3 separate car parks
Fuck I thought it would be a dozen or so cars.

>in running condition
That is amazing. Was it left hand drive?


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 08:44:25 [Preview] No.308543 del
Got Monaro to go to Burger X for dinner.
Got another southern belle burger and a single trouble, both in meals.


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 08:45:42 [Preview] No.308544 del
>>308520
Nice, does it have a temp gauge on the side?


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NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 08:46:58 [Preview] No.308547 del
>>308531
>>308532
That escort and ute are tops.


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 08:47:49 [Preview] No.308548 del
>>308543
Sounds nice


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 08:48:31 [Preview] No.308549 del
>>308539
Have just enough to get you past the bad feels, you don't need more than 4 standards and a couple cones.


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 08:49:17 [Preview] No.308550 del
>>308543
But why did you feed the bird?


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 08:49:44 [Preview] No.308551 del
>>308548
The single trouble burger was good, it had jalapenos. Although I did ask for the john wayne.


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 08:50:48 [Preview] No.308552 del
>>308550
They remember who is nice to them.
I have four at work who walk in to the building when no one startles them because I feed them every second day, when I think of it.


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 08:51:40 [Preview] No.308553 del
Just watched the first episode of Alice in buttholelands.
Think I'm hooked.
It's like one of your gook cartoons.


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 08:53:36 [Preview] No.308554 del
>>308552
Ah, thank you.


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 08:54:13 [Preview] No.308555 del
Monaro got some crap flown in from Africa, it's to do with her hair shit.
One of the poorly labelled bottles lists miracle powder and lavender oil as the ingredients.


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 08:55:29 [Preview] No.308556 del
>>308555
>One of the poorly labelled bottles lists miracle powder and lavender oil as the ingredients.
keep it away from monk


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 08:55:37 [Preview] No.308557 del
>>308555
You should apply some.


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 08:56:30 [Preview] No.308558 del
>>308555
>lists miracle powder
NEET commune coming up.


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 08:57:07 [Preview] No.308559 del
Oh. Miracle powder is some hippy dippy real thing.
I thought is was just some voodoo marketing.


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 08:58:45 [Preview] No.308560 del
>>308559
Can it be snorted?


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 09:00:52 [Preview] No.308561 del
>>308560
The ingredients suggest so.
It includes two different types of clay and turmeric.


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 09:06:00 [Preview] No.308562 del
Holy fuck, that chilli sauce was no joke. Literally standing over the toilet drooling


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 09:08:05 [Preview] No.308563 del
Cooking garlic bread.


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 09:12:37 [Preview] No.308564 del
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NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 09:13:25 [Preview] No.308565 del
>>308562
You loved it!


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 09:17:31 [Preview] No.308566 del
>>308564
Mothetbot found a possum the other day. I think it was related to the one that lives in my ceiling. We took it to a Wires vet because we think it fell out of a tree. It was 4 to 5 months old.


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 09:18:30 [Preview] No.308567 del
>>308564
I wish I was as impressive as Possum.


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 09:18:38 [Preview] No.308568 del
>>308563
I just buy a baguette from the supermarket, microwave some garlic and parsley in butter, spread it on and grill it.


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 09:18:52 [Preview] No.308569 del
>>308566
Did it speak to you?


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 09:19:05 [Preview] No.308570 del
>>308564
>>308566
possums are our friends, not our food


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 09:20:55 [Preview] No.308571 del
>>308567
You still have that nice pink moist nose like he does.


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 09:22:25 [Preview] No.308572 del
>>308570
we all dream of eating Possum


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 09:23:19 [Preview] No.308573 del
>>308570
I only eat the ones I find lying dead on the side of the road.


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 09:23:28 [Preview] No.308574 del
>>308569
No. Motherbot walked into my room holding it. We were lucky the dog didn't eat it. We were worried that the fall may have injured it.


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 09:24:23 [Preview] No.308575 del
Weber have you decided on what you're going to get the HA for Valentine's day


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 09:26:44 [Preview] No.308576 del
I pissed out my dick once.


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 09:27:03 [Preview] No.308577 del
>>308576
Large load?


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 09:27:03 [Preview] No.308578 del
>>308575
she messaged before to say she has a viral infection, so probably nothing


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 09:28:40 [Preview] No.308579 del
8:28PM
No standards. Nothing down the hatch.


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 09:29:02 [Preview] No.308580 del
>>308578
Give her another one.


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 09:29:17 [Preview] No.308581 del
>>308579
Good lad.


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 09:29:18 [Preview] No.308582 del
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>>308572
>>308573
>eating possum


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 09:30:47 [Preview] No.308583 del
>>308582
I'd only taste the peach cobbler.


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 09:31:30 [Preview] No.308584 del
oooooooooooooooooofffffffff


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 09:32:10 [Preview] No.308585 del
>>308583
Grind it!


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 09:33:12 [Preview] No.308586 del
>>308584
Don't be so dramatic.


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 09:40:36 [Preview] No.308587 del
Why are tennis players such fuckwits?
Was it always like this?


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 09:41:04 [Preview] No.308588 del
>>308587
It's a poofter sport.


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NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 09:46:02 [Preview] No.308591 del
>>308590
I saw it first on tiktok and it was vile. His fingers reaching up there.


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 09:46:39 [Preview] No.308592 del
remind me to purchase an onion and a potato around 2.30pm ACDT tomorrow please, NOOTs


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 09:46:48 [Preview] No.308593 del
>>308590
You're meant to eat it and then when you shit it out you clean the toilet in the process.


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 09:47:10 [Preview] No.308594 del
>>308591
yes, there's no way it was intended to go there


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 09:49:00 [Preview] No.308595 del
>>308592
I set a reminder on my phone. Hopefully it goes off.


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 09:49:51 [Preview] No.308596 del
>>308593
What flavours are the balls?


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 09:49:52 [Preview] No.308597 del
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New diet plan bros
breaky-black coffee
Lunch- those sandwich thins with a bit of meat and cheese
dinner- 1 piece of meat with small salad
1-2 low carb beers


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NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 09:51:35 [Preview] No.308599 del
>>308597
Why does his crack go up so high on his body?


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 09:52:16 [Preview] No.308600 del
Cooking more garlic bread.


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 09:52:52 [Preview] No.308601 del
>>308599
executive mitosis in progress


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 09:53:19 [Preview] No.308602 del
>globeheads


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 09:54:14 [Preview] No.308603 del
>>308600
You crave it!


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 09:54:55 [Preview] No.308604 del
17c outside but feels hot as fuck


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 09:55:39 [Preview] No.308605 del
I was born in 2030.


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 09:56:26 [Preview] No.308606 del
>>308604
It's nice that it feels cooler.


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 09:56:56 [Preview] No.308607 del
>>308605
Has wank technology advanced far?


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 09:58:40 [Preview] No.308608 del
>>308602
Just who are you quoting?


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 10:00:06 [Preview] No.308609 del
>>308608
>Just who are you quoting?


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 10:01:36 [Preview] No.308610 del
Made it till 9 o'clock before popping a vally
The great arc is on!


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 10:03:52 [Preview] No.308611 del
>>308610
It's 8:03 PM in best land.


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 10:04:05 [Preview] No.308612 del
Just finished watching the 'Wish Man'. It was a nice story about the guy who made the "Make a Wish" foundation but mainly focus on his life story.


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 10:04:37 [Preview] No.308613 del
>>308609
Exactly.


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 10:13:36 [Preview] No.308614 del
Why is current time later in SA but earlier in Queensland?


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 10:15:02 [Preview] No.308615 del
>>308614
>SA
fuck them


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 10:19:04 [Preview] No.308616 del
>>308615
fuck you chicken poo


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 10:24:02 [Preview] No.308617 del
night all


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 10:26:54 [Preview] No.308618 del
>>308617
Good night NEET. Sleep tight.


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 10:27:21 [Preview] No.308619 del
Good night NEETs. Sleep right.


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 10:37:13 [Preview] No.308620 del
rsync is transferring from my large external drive onto the local drive at 22MB/s zzz


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 10:42:25 [Preview] No.308621 del
>>308612
Did he wish for a gf?


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 10:58:41 [Preview] No.308622 del
Looking for a really good documentary on the masons or the templars on youtube. The fact that I can't find one is pretty much proof of their power still in the modern world.


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 11:10:24 [Preview] No.308623 del
Finally running a diff command to try and sort out all the duplicates in my big backup folder(s). Wish it had a progress indicator.
22G of files to compares is not fun to watch so far.
Gonna put on Hummingbird and watching that redemption arc.
50mg seroquel down the hatch. Hopefully sleep at a reasonable hour.


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 11:14:42 [Preview] No.308624 del
>>308610
You are already looking and sounding healthier.


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NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 11:36:00 [Preview] No.308626 del
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Goodnight NEETs


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 11:38:43 [Preview] No.308627 del
>>308617
>>308619
>>308626
Goodnight NEETs.


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 11:57:48 [Preview] No.308628 del
>>308626
Night
Good night friends.


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 12:50:17 [Preview] No.308629 del
god fcuking dammit fuck my sleep cycles


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 12:52:49 [Preview] No.308630 del
>>308629
You havn't been yourself m8.
Make some hot milk.


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 12:58:52 [Preview] No.308631 del
>>308630
woke up at 11am, fell asleep at 7pm, up now 11pm, what the actual fuck ?


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 13:39:07 [Preview] No.308632 del
I've got this weird red mark on my knee.


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 13:45:28 [Preview] No.308633 del
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>>308631
I've been living in a limbo for the last year, that feel.

You can't force yourself to sleep, taking medication only fucks you up more.
What you can do however is force yourself to wake up.
So you wake up at 7AM, you set one alarm to go off after another if you have to.
You drink a double coffee straight away, the longer you put this off the more likely it is to interfere with your sleep later.

You do this and you will crash in the afternoon and stay down.
When you wake up at 7 the next day it's easier- and you just repeat.

Stop lunch coffee, stop sleeping in.
No sleeping in, for no reason may you sleep in.


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 13:47:39 [Preview] No.308634 del
good morning NEETs

>>308632
looks like it has to be amputated, sorry mate. trust me im a doctor


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 13:53:36 [Preview] No.308635 del
>>308633
whats better is when you eat right after you wake up in the morning, i've read somewhere it tells your circadian rhytm its time to be awake and search for food.

i usually dont do this, once my sleep cycle gets bad enough i just let it roll over.


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 14:11:38 [Preview] No.308636 del
>>308632
That is from kneeling on it or resting it against something or resting something on it.


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 14:34:29 [Preview] No.308637 del
>>308635
I never eat breakfast or even lunch, by stomach just doesnt' wake up- I get awful heartburn and nausea


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 14:58:06 [Preview] No.308638 del
>>308637
What do you drink in the mornings and at lunch time?


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 17:07:23 [Preview] No.308639 del
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ive got a bigger pile than tony montana


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 17:13:43 [Preview] No.308640 del
>>308639
Big snow.


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 17:20:56 [Preview] No.308641 del
Good morning NEETs.
Almost noon here


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 17:34:27 [Preview] No.308642 del
>>308640
too much
and its supposed to snow all week
fuaaarck


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 17:40:22 [Preview] No.308643 del
>>308642
Where, CZ?
I miss the European Winters. I lived in Germany (Bayern) for a while


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 17:50:12 [Preview] No.308644 del
>>308643
prague
we dont usually get snow at all
so much for global warming


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 17:52:26 [Preview] No.308645 del
I'm working on an idea. Genetic britons are like Filipinos because the question comes to mind when I ask myself is great Britain part of Europe. It's like is Hawaii part of China? We don't really know. But it sounds funny for a shitpost somewhere.
It's just an idea. I'm stoned and I think it's funny.


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 17:53:28 [Preview] No.308646 del
>>308644
Prague
Hahaha gray rain like all winter, right?


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 17:58:00 [Preview] No.308647 del
>>308646
exactly


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 18:00:46 [Preview] No.308648 del
>>308647
What is it like
7 right now?


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 18:02:38 [Preview] No.308649 del
yep, -5 outside
supposed to be up to -14c at night


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 18:09:13 [Preview] No.308650 del
Ah fuck that
It's sunny here
I was just outside with shorts and a jacket to smoke weed


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 18:10:52 [Preview] No.308651 del
>>308650
lucky bastard
are you a bong or an aussie with a vpn?


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 18:15:17 [Preview] No.308652 del
Neither dude
It's like lunchtime here.
Question
If I hang here I just want you to know I'm a newfag here sort of - to this board at least


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 18:19:53 [Preview] No.308653 del
>>308652
so am i


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 18:26:51 [Preview] No.308654 del
The Aussies are the original 4 dudes or whatever
Roger that
Understood


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 18:46:17 [Preview] No.308655 del
>>308645
Aren't Aussies considered genetically a Briton?
Are they actually even European?


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 19:07:40 [Preview] No.308656 del
>>308655
theyre a NOONGAAH you WHITE DOG


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 19:14:46 [Preview] No.308657 del
It's like they unintentionally met up with their global synergistic relationship when they were kicked out of England.
Observe chart.....


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 19:16:04 [Preview] No.308658 del
>>307974
Nah, I'm too slick for that.

>>308012
Brother im a fucken loose cunt. Was on my units drinking team. You have to strap in for Sunday seshes.

I spent all of Monday sleeping. It was GLORIOUS.


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 19:16:20 [Preview] No.308659 del
look at the heights of this group


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 19:20:34 [Preview] No.308660 del
>>308275
Also hey fuck you, I had to work in that shot, both days when it was think as shit. My lungs want to have a word with you.


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 19:24:51 [Preview] No.308661 del
Oh fuck he's phoneposting


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 19:37:09 [Preview] No.308662 del
Morning all.
No standards, no re-dosing either meds. Took a little while to drift off, but got there in the end. First day all year without a standard.
Was out of bed before my second alarm.

Up n at em freeters


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 19:47:36 [Preview] No.308663 del
>>308662
Good for you NEET

Be rid of the chemical handcuffs


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 19:49:17 [Preview] No.308664 del
First post is mine I think. Over 2 years ago, lol. Oh well.


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 20:09:25 [Preview] No.308665 del
>>308662
love to hear it. happy for you


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 20:20:38 [Preview] No.308666 del
mordning all
havin a mango mondster


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 20:29:58 [Preview] No.308668 del
>>308664
I started smoking weed again after a very long hiatus thinking it would help me with my anger. I tried everything, and this is the only thing that gives me relief from myself tbqh


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 20:42:58 [Preview] No.308671 del
>>308664
We never got to see that image.

>>308666
>mondster
I have never had that brand before.

>>308669
>>308670
I hope one of these Pepes is used for the next thread.

>>308634
>>308641
>>308662
>>308666
Good morning NEETs.


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NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 20:52:04 [Preview] No.308673 del
>>308634
>>308641
>>308662
>>308666
>>308671
Good morning friends.
Woke up with this in my head.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=P5BGGXoLIYI [Embed]


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 20:53:40 [Preview] No.308674 del
>>308636
I can see toilet block tile marks in it.


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 20:55:08 [Preview] No.308675 del
>>308674
> Got drunk
> Doesn't remember puking up his toenails


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 20:56:44 [Preview] No.308676 del
>>308645
It's part of Ireland.


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 20:57:37 [Preview] No.308677 del
>>308653
>>308652
Post your elbows.


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NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 20:58:45 [Preview] No.308679 del
>>308658
Are you off to climb a building today?
What's the pay like for a day's work?


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 20:59:40 [Preview] No.308680 del
>>308662
Fuck. Very good work man.


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 20:59:49 [Preview] No.308681 del
>>308677
already did like 5 threads ago


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 21:03:04 [Preview] No.308682 del
>>308664
lol, I hope she deleted it.


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 21:03:43 [Preview] No.308683 del
>>308666
>mango
Haven't seen that fllavour.


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 21:04:00 [Preview] No.308684 del
>>308668
It's good for you.


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 21:05:05 [Preview] No.308685 del
>>308675
Who's?


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 21:05:22 [Preview] No.308686 del
>>308681
I"M HORNY NOW


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NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 21:07:10 [Preview] No.308689 del
>>308687
You're going to turn into a Mexican.


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 21:07:30 [Preview] No.308690 del
>>308688
He needs it!


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 21:08:52 [Preview] No.308691 del
I need to get ready for work, I got out of bed an hour late.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=r72QF7JOQvw [Embed]


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 21:09:02 [Preview] No.308692 del
Morning neets. Lower back ache this morning. Dunno what I did to deserve this.


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 21:10:29 [Preview] No.308693 del
I have been waiting months and they keep delaying it
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>Millions of Australians to get FREE $100 restaurant vouchers within weeks as the first coveted tickets are finally released - so how do you get your hands on one?
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9236631/Millions-Australians-FREE-100-restaurant-vouchers-weeks-heres-yours.html


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 21:12:24 [Preview] No.308695 del
>>308677
not atm. Later mebbe on my tablet rn so I can't remove metadata and then touch it.


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 21:15:06 [Preview] No.308696 del
>>308673
>Woke up with this in my head.
You should press the skip button

>>308692
>Dunno what I did to deserve this.
Have a waLk

>>308673
>>308692
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 21:16:17 [Preview] No.308697 del
Pretty whimsical to kill yourself instead of filling of bankruptcy
>Parents of 20-year-old amateur trader who committed suicide in June after mistakenly thinking he owed Robinhood $730k, sue trading app for wrongful death
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9236987/Parents-man-committed-suicide-thinking-owed-Robinhood-730k-sues-company.html


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 21:16:32 [Preview] No.308698 del
>>308695
We crave it!


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 21:17:14 [Preview] No.308699 del
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NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 21:19:28 [Preview] No.308700 del
>>308699
Hearty kek, at least made it harder to find her:
https://twitter.com/Viperous/status/1357814019529211904


NEET 02/08/2021 (Mon) 21:23:22 [Preview] No.308702 del
>'Do you want a bite?' Two men taunt vegan protesters by eating a KFC Zinger Box in front of them
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9234541/TikTok-duo-eat-KFC-Zinger-Box-vegan-protesters-Melbourne.html


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