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NEET GENERAL #309 - Cherish Each Day Edition NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 01:55:48 [Preview] No. 308808
Is there anything you are looking forward to this year?

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NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 01:56:05 [Preview] No.308809 del
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Correct thread number.

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 02:15:09 [Preview] No.308826 del

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 02:16:29 [Preview] No.308827 del
>Is there anything you are looking forward to this year?
maybe holding a girl's hand and touching her bobs

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 02:16:50 [Preview] No.308828 del
I look forward to building stronger and more meaningful relationships with all of my best friends on the Gen.

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 02:17:09 [Preview] No.308829 del
Very nice to hear.

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 02:21:03 [Preview] No.308830 del
going out for a meal then to get drunk at a bar with friends like a normal person

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 02:23:57 [Preview] No.308831 del
re: cytube

I meant to say that the cytube emotes are direct links to images on other websites, and a few of them were links to an old anon.cafe thread which has now expired, so the image links no longer work. Luckily, most were saved on archive.org so I've given links to those.

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 02:30:20 [Preview] No.308832 del
Thanks for clarification.

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 02:36:12 [Preview] No.308833 del
fuck i'm sick of ebay jews taking money for items they don't have in stock

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 02:38:23 [Preview] No.308834 del
Are these purchases from sellers in Australia?

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 02:39:42 [Preview] No.308835 del
yes, and for brand name components

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 02:45:10 [Preview] No.308836 del
Oh right forgot to mention:
Can we get a Stu Pickles emote 'cuz it'll be 4 AM in the morning when the damn thing starts. I can resize it if you need.

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 02:47:31 [Preview] No.308837 del
Strange. Are the parts made in China? There were supply issues last year. For example, Ali for a period of time didn't send goods to Australia unless there was a site sale.

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NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 02:50:01 [Preview] No.308839 del
I am not sure if the NEET who did it last time is here. If he pops in chances are he will reply to your post if you want to post a link to the board.

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 02:50:49 [Preview] No.308840 del
It was a K&N air filter for a Corvette. Listed 3 in stock, 2 sold, and offering express postage at an additional fee, which I paid for.

Then I get this bullshit 24 hours later:

"It is with regret that we inform you that due to unexpected high demand for K&N Air Filter 33-2014, we are now out-of-stock.
As we are unable to determine when or if this product will be available in the future, we are unable to offer a backorder. We can process a refund for this item should you not have any alternative products you would like of equal value. I hope that you can accept our most sincere apologies for any inconvenience or trouble this has caused you.

Please note: The listing may currently still be active for this product on the website at the time of this email. It has been flagged to our retail Team to have this product updated to reflect the current unavailability.
Please let us know if you would prefer a refund or if there were alternative products you would like.
Kind Regards,

Customer Experience Team

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 02:54:55 [Preview] No.308841 del
Ah yeah, that sounds like they cannot be bothered updating their inventory online. That annoys me and their store listing is horrible.

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 02:56:44 [Preview] No.308842 del
I don't mind checking in and chilling here, no rush at all. I'll just repost if I don't hear back in a few days.

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 03:01:23 [Preview] No.308843 del
Yeah, we kind of have an idea what happened to him but we have no ETA. Perhaps try around the weekends.

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 03:01:47 [Preview] No.308844 del
> Cheng Li
wats up with this?
Do aussies care or fuck this chink?
asking for a friend.

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 03:04:06 [Preview] No.308845 del
That old man only cares because it bashes China. He really doesn't care about any of issues. Only cares because it pisses off China.

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 03:06:41 [Preview] No.308846 del
those eyebrows alone are worth six months in prison

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 03:08:45 [Preview] No.308847 del
bolt is a fucking gatekeeper and zionist shill

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 03:11:17 [Preview] No.308848 del

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 03:11:47 [Preview] No.308849 del

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 03:15:42 [Preview] No.308850 del
the sooner that fuck passes the better

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 03:16:06 [Preview] No.308851 del
you really ought to take her seriously

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 03:20:18 [Preview] No.308853 del
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Perhaps she just needs a better name.

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 03:21:09 [Preview] No.308854 del

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 03:24:05 [Preview] No.308855 del

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 03:24:36 [Preview] No.308856 del
yes, it is

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 03:30:27 [Preview] No.308857 del
if the chinees arrested an actual aussie for some bullshit then that'd be different.

you smell like a boomer BTW

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 03:31:27 [Preview] No.308858 del
TPG tech support is horrible. I sent them an email yesterday asking if I can have a replacement router (the router I have is technically their property.) but they just sent another text message telling me the connection is working. The problem is that it cuts out and the router at times takes forever to load the homepage.

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 03:33:23 [Preview] No.308859 del
Bolt is scared because chances if he landed in China he would be arrested for subversion or some conspiracy charge. A lot of Australians would then start laughing.

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 03:34:29 [Preview] No.308860 del
just bored watching jewtube
its gaymtym

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 03:35:19 [Preview] No.308861 del
Listen to some Reddit stories. Some can be pretty funny.

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 03:35:57 [Preview] No.308862 del
wtf are those

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 03:37:30 [Preview] No.308863 del
There's a simple solution to that though: Don't visit China and start calling for a yellow holocaust here

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 03:38:04 [Preview] No.308864 del
I caught nuro rocking out to Paul Kelly once.

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 03:38:09 [Preview] No.308865 del
Videos reading out the comments in a computer voice with music in the background. Normally r/askreddit threads that were pretty popular and top comments are added to them:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=lYTLKXfBIPQ [Embed]

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 03:39:01 [Preview] No.308866 del
I am in the mood for a good werewolf film but they are all shit.

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 03:39:18 [Preview] No.308867 del

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 03:39:38 [Preview] No.308868 del

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 03:40:22 [Preview] No.308869 del
Except Dog Soldiers (2002) of course. That film is sacred alongside Zulu (1964).

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 03:41:39 [Preview] No.308870 del
Watch a good right wing documentary instead:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=RIfB1LI79OQ [Embed]

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 03:41:48 [Preview] No.308871 del
even the 80's ones?

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 03:42:40 [Preview] No.308872 del
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NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 03:43:59 [Preview] No.308874 del

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 03:50:29 [Preview] No.308876 del
Betterment of the cock at the detriment of the balls.

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 04:00:00 [Preview] No.308877 del
That NEET needs to get an onion.

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 04:03:23 [Preview] No.308878 del
I forgot the potato reminder as well.

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 04:17:32 [Preview] No.308879 del

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 04:29:07 [Preview] No.308880 del
No, I might though.

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 04:32:50 [Preview] No.308881 del
Lunch time.

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 04:36:32 [Preview] No.308882 del
Big meal?

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 04:37:00 [Preview] No.308883 del
good night NEETs

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 04:38:40 [Preview] No.308884 del
Good night NEET. Sleep tight.

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 04:45:40 [Preview] No.308885 del
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g'nite NEET
They are two completely different books.
On, talks about the global banking system and the Rothschilds, and the other book is all about spirituality, except it was one of my redpills on the Indo-Europeans going to NorthWestern India like some time after 10,000 BC, which coincides with 'the great flood' when the earth warmed and everything pretty much all got wet, Graham Hancock videos of sunken cities, etc...it all makes so much sense.

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 05:10:37 [Preview] No.308886 del

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 05:13:21 [Preview] No.308887 del
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Valentine's day is coming up.
Temptation to top myself grows once more.

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 05:17:23 [Preview] No.308888 del

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 05:33:41 [Preview] No.308890 del
I am home!
Having a stout.
Might put my drum smoker together later.

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 05:37:20 [Preview] No.308891 del
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NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 05:38:05 [Preview] No.308892 del
> Is there anything you are looking forward to this year?

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 05:44:50 [Preview] No.308893 del
I hope cruisedog had a good day today.

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 05:45:35 [Preview] No.308894 del
Not even cheese Swiss?

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 05:53:44 [Preview] No.308895 del
>Is there anything you are looking forward to this year?

Going back to my regular Friday night routine at the RSL would be excellent

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 05:55:13 [Preview] No.308896 del
What was that routine?

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 05:58:02 [Preview] No.308897 del
I saw wombo get into a punch up at the local RSL once.

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 05:59:33 [Preview] No.308898 del
How many cunts did he knock out?

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 06:05:24 [Preview] No.308899 del
17 patrons (5 of these elderly veterans), 3 bar staff, 4 kitchen hands, 2 bouncers, 1 off-duty cop, and 12 riot squad.

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 06:07:55 [Preview] No.308900 del
Bring a tear to my eye.

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 06:22:45 [Preview] No.308901 del
all because they ran out of stout

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 06:25:15 [Preview] No.308902 del
They have to learn one way. It was wrong of them to run out.

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 06:41:44 [Preview] No.308903 del
Based taste.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=wYzSePqxoRI [Embed]

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 06:43:56 [Preview] No.308904 del
Indo-European's are just horse fucking foreign immigrants that turned their entire lineage into cuddle babies. They all had 10 native wives after fucking over the men and bottlenecked the genepool.

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 06:44:13 [Preview] No.308905 del
afternoons neets, pretty sure i fixed my car today, also blue block-ed in the toilet bloc a front tooth

ya win some ya loose some

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 06:44:23 [Preview] No.308906 del

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 06:51:58 [Preview] No.308907 del
Afternoon Nuro.

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 06:52:32 [Preview] No.308908 del
I'm the abseiler. I used to hang out at the local with some dudes I know from the service and do a bit of stand up. Went into North Melbourne twice before Rona. Not sure if I'll go back.

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 06:52:56 [Preview] No.308909 del
I did two plan reviews and a late meeting about a different reviews.
Was pretty good, the two review people baked me cupcakes.

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 06:52:57 [Preview] No.308910 del
>a front tooth
You tripped and how did you chip your tooth?

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 06:54:24 [Preview] No.308911 del
Good cupcakes?

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 06:54:38 [Preview] No.308912 del

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 06:55:00 [Preview] No.308913 del
>do a bit of stand up
Tell me a joke.

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 06:55:35 [Preview] No.308914 del
Mini cupcakes, there was about 40 of them.
They were okay, I only had a couple and they gave me half of them to take back to the office.

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 06:56:22 [Preview] No.308915 del
The Gen has been a bit shit lately.
Something feels really off with it.

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 06:57:59 [Preview] No.308916 del
Why do Jews have such big noses?

Because air is free.

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 07:04:19 [Preview] No.308917 del
After deleting my post a few times. It is some NEETs (i.e. not all) not really engaging with other NEETs beyond their posts and replies. It is also moving at a much slower pace which at times seems nicer, but with a slower pace the topic of discussions doesn't shift as often.

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 07:07:27 [Preview] No.308918 del
Fucking hell, that was doing my head in trying to remember the term.
Look that up, Graham Hancock just wants to sell books, there are a lot of better people involved in 'alternate history' shit.
That period imo (and a lot of other people's) is why people developed society and then abandoned it. It's pretty interesting, the end of the Palaeolithic. That's when they date Globeki Tepe and the various other sites around that region went up. The current theory is that with a recooling of temperatures, people went back to entirely nomadic lifestyles (they weren't really civilised as they were still semi-nomadic beforehand anyway).
When they were ready to go back to being stationed at places, most of them seem to have forgotten how to build.
When Globeki Tepe was in full swing, they've recently discovered that there was a migratory pattern between there and the lower Levant and western Egypt. They went to each one seasonally (some did anyway - hence semi-nomadic).
I want to go through that region one day, walk the fertile crescent.

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 07:07:56 [Preview] No.308919 del
Swingers moving in the breeze.

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 07:08:09 [Preview] No.308920 del
I'm guilty of that. I have 2 kids and the wage so I come and go like the breeze. I'm holding a lot of balls up in the air here, dunno what to say. I miss the life and age I was when 4chan and chans in general were still massively, massively secret.

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 07:09:15 [Preview] No.308921 del
Wage complete. What a wage. Having to listen to pajeet chatting and laughing while I'm dealing with real shit and they're not picking up the fucking phone. Big commute. Not a bad day though, felt half productive. Not bad being able to bounce ideas and shit off people.
I cracked open a can of coke and then the COO walked out of his office (near my desk) and made a remark about making sure it wasn't a VB. My boongery is widely known.
Nice to be well rested and not hungover however. Not even that tired after a long day at work.
Feel like celebrating with 20 standards and a sickie

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 07:09:17 [Preview] No.308922 del
I miss when your arse was secret.

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 07:10:55 [Preview] No.308923 del
That's fine. I have just noticed as a change. I kind of like the slower pace but I don't like it when the focus topic doesn't change especially if I post something awful or it leads to an awful discussion.

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 07:11:11 [Preview] No.308924 del
You can inspect my bussy on demand.

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 07:11:27 [Preview] No.308925 del
Tell your mum to stop blowing up my tinder I said no more only fans after the 2nd one

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 07:12:07 [Preview] No.308926 del
Some very rough action!

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 07:12:21 [Preview] No.308927 del
>My boongery is widely known
I'd take it as a positive that they think you are stable enough now to handle a light-hearted joke about it without you fucking flogged down mogging.
Welcome home, good to hear your day went okay.
Have four standards and a couple quiet billies.

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 07:12:23 [Preview] No.308928 del
>they're not picking up the fucking phone.
Answer the phones slower and ask them what they were doing if it was their responsibility.

>My boongery is widely known.
You are the boong there. They are envious.

>Feel like celebrating
That's the cycle continuing.

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 07:12:59 [Preview] No.308929 del
>on demand.
Don't pretend like I need to ask for it.

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 07:13:08 [Preview] No.308930 del
aboriginal anal

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 07:13:14 [Preview] No.308931 del
I would prefer a simpler explanation that he was trying to pick up a tablet and piss on the floor made him slip.

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 07:13:38 [Preview] No.308932 del

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 07:13:48 [Preview] No.308933 del
There is nothing wrong with that.

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 07:13:53 [Preview] No.308934 del
The times should change. Entropy is death.

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 07:15:47 [Preview] No.308935 del
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NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 07:16:14 [Preview] No.308936 del
not sure if the foreigners are really foreigners or just larpers

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 07:16:38 [Preview] No.308937 del

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 07:17:38 [Preview] No.308938 del
You can fill a running car without issue.
Smoking at the bowser is a little dodgy, but there isn't that much petrol vapour in the air.

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 07:20:42 [Preview] No.308939 del
Fuck you.

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 07:21:16 [Preview] No.308940 del
Maybe I should get sober and mog them all hard by admitting that I was having 12 standards a night and still out performing these cunts with degrees

Uhhh no I only drive after smoking bongs

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NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 07:22:09 [Preview] No.308942 del
Do it.

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 07:22:23 [Preview] No.308943 del
>I only drive after smoking bongs
So why was the pipe in your car? Just taking it for a road trip?

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 07:23:51 [Preview] No.308944 del
I'm always prepared for a good time.

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 07:24:08 [Preview] No.308945 del
You can't change me baby.

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 07:24:45 [Preview] No.308946 del
>still out performing these cunts with degrees
A lot of people who get degrees are just mongs with degrees. I am getting my degree in Comp Sci and the number of people who default to asking their teacher instead of spending 5-10 minutes of finding the answer in stack Overflow surprises me. You need to learn research skills and being able to skim large amounts of information quickly to find the correct answer (i.e. the best answer) is a marketable skill.

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 07:25:30 [Preview] No.308947 del
See >>308941

I'll >>308941 you into submission.

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 07:33:02 [Preview] No.308948 del
Going to give doggo a 700gm rump steak.
It smells a bit funny.

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 07:33:39 [Preview] No.308949 del
What if he gets the evil poos?

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 07:34:07 [Preview] No.308950 del
It's not that off.

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 07:34:57 [Preview] No.308951 del
The dream

Nah fuccboi, only after you buy me dinner. She said she'd pay me 200 bro tell her to pony up.


Ok the chilluns are back home, I'm out. Have a good night NEETs

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 07:35:22 [Preview] No.308952 del
Can feel the post-wage tiredness setting in.
Just had a cob of corn. Going to the gym.

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 07:36:31 [Preview] No.308953 del
Cooper's Stout, Emu Export for NK, Goat for Monk and Carlton Draught.
How are things NEET?
Can't say those eyebrows are pleasant to look at.
Nice view mate.
Melbourne is basically like the city from Blade Runner at this point. All one can do is get used to it.
>I took over the board like 2 years ago and chased the Q-Tards away haha
fuck them
site owner said it was okay and thought it was pretty funny
hahahahaha, nice one mate.
Yeah it's pretty funny, I think it's part of his act though in order to wind the NEETs up.
Nice pictures mate.
A nice romantic slam of the car door.
I don't give a fuck, the conservative media is trying to get people who are upset at the fact that there's heaps of Chinese moving into their suburbs to partake in the US-led crusade against china in a similar way to when they got people to support the invasion of Iraq because they were upset at the muzzies over 9/11. In reality anyone who isn't a boomer that spends hours a day veging out in front of Sky News knows that getting a bee in your bonnet about democracy in Hong Kong or the muzzies in Western China or whatever other bullshit it is this week isn't going to make the chinks in your area pack up shop and head back home.
26 degrees today in Shitbourne, got severely boonged at my mate's place on the weekend, had at least 20 standards, spent most of Sunday and yesterday sleeping it off or just lazing around, I don't know how people can live a lifestyle of having 15-20 standards a day.

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 07:38:23 [Preview] No.308954 del
Live it up, tell them the story from Greek mythology before bed.

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 07:38:41 [Preview] No.308955 del
Good shuckin'

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 07:41:15 [Preview] No.308956 del
>How are things
Hot and bothered. You didn't include redtops on tap, I will have to drink Carlton.
>a lifestyle of having 15-20 standards a day.
He is apparently going to stop all together to show up the iT pajoots.

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 07:48:21 [Preview] No.308957 del
Good night NEET. Have fun and sleep tight.

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 07:48:35 [Preview] No.308958 del

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 07:48:50 [Preview] No.308959 del
>In reality anyone who isn't a boomer that spends hours a day veging out in front of Sky News knows that getting a bee in your bonnet about democracy in Hong Kong or the muzzies in Western China or whatever other bullshit it is this week isn't going to make the chinks in your area pack up shop and head back home.
Well said.

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 07:51:33 [Preview] No.308960 del
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> Graham Hancock
Some of his videos were put up on the jewtube.
Specifically the one where he's scuba diving provides much evidence of his theories.
He had also unintentionally disproven muh globil warmng...
> Indo-Europeans bringing the 'Hindu' set of spiritual living to India
anyway, that's whats in the upanishads pdf I posted earlier - pretty sure its in the introduction.
Here's the first Upanishad in the book.
tell me it doesn't resonate and radiate within you

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 08:04:55 [Preview] No.308961 del
>Hot and bothered
Same, I've got the fan on full blast in my room, it feels a lot hotter here than it actually is.
>You didn't include redtops on tap
Damn I did forget those.
>He is apparently going to stop all together to show up the iT pajoots.
I wasn't even talking about Monk specifically, I just meant in general.
>Well said.

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 08:06:05 [Preview] No.308962 del
Pretty sure it was there since 2019 or around then when Carmona came through.

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 08:08:26 [Preview] No.308963 del
Motherbat texted me warning me not to "get sucked into bitcoin".

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 08:10:55 [Preview] No.308964 del
She's right. You should only invest in XMR or LTC.

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 08:16:34 [Preview] No.308965 del
Did she say anything about GME?

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 08:17:30 [Preview] No.308966 del

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 08:20:17 [Preview] No.308967 del
Yeah, those mines or whatever in Japan are pretty cool.

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 08:20:48 [Preview] No.308968 del
>I just meant in general.
You need to work your way up from little unna to big boong.

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 08:23:52 [Preview] No.308969 del
nah this was in the Mediterranean or maybe on the Atlantic coast

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 08:39:07 [Preview] No.308970 del
Watching Bonding on Netflix.

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 08:39:55 [Preview] No.308971 del
I still want to know more about the NEET with two kids.

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 08:41:05 [Preview] No.308972 del
Possum sang an insulting sea shanty about me once.

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 08:46:58 [Preview] No.308973 del
Long song?

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 08:47:41 [Preview] No.308974 del
I don't if I'll be doing that.

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 08:47:58 [Preview] No.308975 del
long, deep, and rumbley

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 08:48:41 [Preview] No.308976 del
Remix it!

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 08:48:52 [Preview] No.308977 del
I thought you meant this.
It's pretty far out.
He went scuba diving there too.

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 08:49:12 [Preview] No.308978 del
John's a weird cunt, that's all you need to know.

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 08:50:59 [Preview] No.308979 del
Oh that's him. Say no more.

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 08:57:14 [Preview] No.308980 del
Sounds like an ancient NEET parable.

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 08:57:47 [Preview] No.308981 del
Nah, I don't know. I don't think so

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 09:03:02 [Preview] No.308982 del
Back from gym. Bird tits in the pan for more chilli wraps.
That's two nights cooking in a row.
Gym was full of people. I need to decide when and where I will go, peak hour is fucked.
It's 8pm already, got that haven't-done-enough-today kinda feel that is usually taken away with some standards

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 09:04:46 [Preview] No.308983 del
You are doing well. Sometimes less is more. You can't do everything in a day.

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 09:04:57 [Preview] No.308984 del
Cook a feed and something for lunch tomorrow.

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 09:06:03 [Preview] No.308985 del
Possum can.

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 09:06:52 [Preview] No.308986 del
Read that as everyone.

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 09:14:21 [Preview] No.308987 del
I don't think I've ever cooked a steak so well. Dry rubbed, perfect crust. Lucky dog.

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 09:16:59 [Preview] No.308988 del
Your image didn't seem to upload.

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 09:18:54 [Preview] No.308989 del
Why did you season a steak for the dog?

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 09:20:57 [Preview] No.308990 del
He needed it!

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 09:22:03 [Preview] No.308991 del
No paint.

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 09:22:29 [Preview] No.308992 del
Are you the same NEET that had a go about feeding magpies?

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 09:23:50 [Preview] No.308993 del
I crave it!

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 09:24:34 [Preview] No.308994 del
I did some weights in my room with the set I bought during the lockdown, going to go buy myself a longneck of Cooper's green now.

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 09:25:22 [Preview] No.308995 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=VNjF25WFtaY [Embed]

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 09:27:07 [Preview] No.308996 del
Dinner done. Few chores done. Gym done. Long wage done.
Full of energy. Not enough time left in the day! Craving!

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 09:34:22 [Preview] No.308997 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=0o-4yLRRgB8 [Embed]

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 09:39:16 [Preview] No.308998 del
Just the one?

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 09:40:02 [Preview] No.308999 del
Get ready for bed. That's a positive end to the day.

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 09:41:08 [Preview] No.309000 del
Got that opiate like feeling in my legs. Man sobriety is fucking nice. I wonder if normal people feel like this every day.
Way too much energy though. Worrying.

Having a dart and some san pallegrino out of the bottle to simulate a bit of boongery

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 09:41:36 [Preview] No.309001 del
Romance is alive and it is beautiful.

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 09:51:06 [Preview] No.309002 del
Been feeling like shit these past few days. I really have no idea why. I've been playing counterstrike a lot, I don't know if that's because I'm depressed or whether it's driving the depression.

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 09:53:31 [Preview] No.309003 del
Sounds like you need a change in routine. Perhaps spent a day away from the computer. Cleaning or if you hate being home, go for a bush walk or explore somewhere new.

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 09:57:53 [Preview] No.309004 del
This is the beginnings of a massive psyop. The feminists behind only fans want all free porn banned and a future where all men have to pay for their shitty content.

Trust me on this, you will see more streaming sites limit content, then they will shut down and then eventually torent sites memroyholed.

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 09:58:03 [Preview] No.309005 del
I tried to think of something fun that I can do that isn't video games or eating. I couldn't come up with anything. I'm too fat to really play anything, and I don't have a pet to play with.

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 10:00:33 [Preview] No.309006 del
read a captivating book like this one >>308873

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 10:07:39 [Preview] No.309007 del
fart in a book
close it
then open it
and smell it

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 10:11:03 [Preview] No.309008 del

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 10:17:00 [Preview] No.309009 del
Perhaps go for a swim at a local pool. Even if it's walking. I use to dog paddle and walk a bit in that lane. Just something to break your routine.

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 10:17:17 [Preview] No.309010 del

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 10:18:37 [Preview] No.309011 del
You should write a blog and when it happens you can use the blog to publish a book with additional Nuro analysis.

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 10:21:26 [Preview] No.309012 del
Faaaaarkin comparing these two large recursive directories is more complicated than I had imagined.

Wombo, maybe Nuro, do you have any advice?

diff -r a/ b/
This is of no help to me. There's two files that differ but it doesn't list what files one directory has that the other does.
Directory a is 6.1G and directory b is 6G. Getting annoying trying to find where the extra 100mb is. Seems like it should be a simple task.

When I 'tree a/ > treea.txt' and 'tree b/ treeb.txt' and then 'diff treea.txt treeb.txt' I get the following:

< 488 directories, 20698 files
> 226 directories, 18042 files


NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 10:22:50 [Preview] No.309013 del
I know little about Linux, is there a flag to an overwrite based on a comparator value like size or age to write to one directory?

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 10:24:16 [Preview] No.309014 del
diff -qrN dir1/ dir2/

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 10:26:19 [Preview] No.309015 del
Yeah I already have a couple of other beers I bought earlier.

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 10:27:24 [Preview] No.309016 del
du -h will also summarise sizes of directories, so you can use it with some other flags (eg max-depth) to narrow down where the space is being used

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 10:28:40 [Preview] No.309017 del
I actually downloaded it

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 10:29:25 [Preview] No.309018 del
> Man sobriety is fucking nice.

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 10:29:45 [Preview] No.309019 del
Yeah I know which directory it is, I'll check the man page.
Diff takes ages over nfs

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 10:30:30 [Preview] No.309020 del
Beep boop Computer

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 10:30:59 [Preview] No.309021 del

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 10:31:29 [Preview] No.309022 del
That garlic and capsicum thing I made a month or two ago has turned into something else.
It's all under the oil, so I'm sure it's fine.

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 10:32:35 [Preview] No.309023 del
Something good?

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 10:32:50 [Preview] No.309024 del
Good night NEETs. Sleep right.

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 10:33:10 [Preview] No.309025 del
I like the good NEETs a lot.
And I mean A LOT.

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 10:33:32 [Preview] No.309026 del
It looks like a fungal web.

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 10:33:49 [Preview] No.309027 del
Good night dear.

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 10:34:07 [Preview] No.309028 del
night all

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 10:34:56 [Preview] No.309029 del
Good night sweety.

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 10:37:42 [Preview] No.309030 del
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Goodnight NEETs

Goodnight NEETs

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 10:40:22 [Preview] No.309031 del

Whoa mumma

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 10:41:15 [Preview] No.309032 del
i have been right about everything for 15 years now...

i am now old tired bitter and poor, my health is failing, i dont give a fuck

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 10:44:30 [Preview] No.309033 del
"diff -rqN" didn't work.
I'm gonna pipe du into sort like a mong

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 10:46:17 [Preview] No.309034 del
That is a man. You are a degenerate.

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 10:49:34 [Preview] No.309035 del
Good night honey.

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 10:50:10 [Preview] No.309036 del
You need to see a naturopath.

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 10:52:44 [Preview] No.309037 del
So 'du' shows a directory on Arch as 35M, the same directory on MacOS is 34M.

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 10:56:50 [Preview] No.309038 del
Are you speaking Pinoy again?

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 10:57:11 [Preview] No.309039 del
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Good night friends.

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 11:06:59 [Preview] No.309040 del
I'm just gonna write a script to recursively 'tree' every directory between both of the root directories, list the name of the subdirectory, and the final output of 'tree'; "3 directories, 1253 files", for each of the same subsirectory, and then go from there.
Continue tomorrow. Distrohopping mong. 50mg seroquel down the hatch.

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 11:44:23 [Preview] No.309041 del
Night neeties. No standards

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 11:48:13 [Preview] No.309042 del
Off for a late night therapist session run.
I hope I'm not the one that gets cuddled tonight.

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 11:49:06 [Preview] No.309043 del
A particularly hideous specimen.

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 11:50:35 [Preview] No.309044 del
>maybe Nuro
Lol, he will curiously ignore this post or give you some advice that is vague to point of being useless followed by some snarky, condescending remarks about how the question is beneath him.

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 12:37:02 [Preview] No.309045 del
Can’t sleep. Having imaginary conversations in my head about work stuff.
Getting worried I’ll have a shit unproductive day tomorrow. More Valium and a wank I think

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 12:40:32 [Preview] No.309046 del
(4.45 MB 1280x720 absolutely based.mp4)

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 12:41:08 [Preview] No.309047 del
the flames were for (You)

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 14:38:02 [Preview] No.309048 del
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Here's first bean recipe: Bean Soup a la Jokai
I've never made this, and not a frequent thing to cook within my family since it's quite fiddly, and with less effort any other type of bean soup can be made.

Pre-preparation: soak dried beans overnight, cook a smoked shank.
Chop carrots and parsley roots, brown them in lard. Add the beans with the soaking water and the shank's broth. Add bay leaves, bit of crushed garlic, chopped green paprika and tomato. Salt if needed. Cook until beans soft.
Fry a sausage (kolbász), and slice it up. Maybe slice up a sausage first, then fry it a bit.
Hungarian style roux: fry bit of flour in a bit of lard, with chopped onions, when golden and red paprika powder. Just stir it quick do not let the paprika burn or it will be sour. It just needs to be worked in the roux.
Sometimes the green of the parsley is added either to the soup or to the roux.
Make noodles: work eggs and flour together, let it sit liek 20 mins, then pinch little bits and roll them into the form of tiny handegg balls.
Add the roux into the soup, boil it together, thicken it more with sour cream.
Add the noodles it will cook quick, add the sausage slices, boil it together.
Serve the soup with the chopped shank, offer white bread on the side (there's the noodles in it, but that can be left out, or replaced with other type of noodles). Can be seasoned with vinegar.

Note: you gonna have two sources of lard at hand. 1. if you let the shank broth cool down, the grease will coagulate on the top - you can use this for browning the veggies. 2. the sausage will let out bunch of grease, use this for the roux.
I'm sure this recipe can be found in English too, those could give an idea about the amount of the ingredients. Also a practiced cook could guess, figure it out

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 16:23:35 [Preview] No.309049 del
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g'morning NEETs
got up late again

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 16:34:37 [Preview] No.309050 del
I really don't want to go to the store

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 17:34:28 [Preview] No.309051 del
good morning NEETs
finally got the car working again
time for more snow shoveling so i can get out the driveway
mmm fazolačka

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 18:18:37 [Preview] No.309052 del
> my nofap elbow yesterday
Good evening sir

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 19:13:08 [Preview] No.309053 del
What are you trying to do? I've used linux for years, but none of this makes much sense to me.

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 19:49:29 [Preview] No.309054 del
I wanna get some of those sweet glutinous coconut and peanut dumplings, but I haven't been able to find any in melbourne

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 19:54:25 [Preview] No.309055 del
Morning neeters.
2nd night sober. Groggy as hell after re-dosing the meds though. <6h sleep. She'll be right though.

I will explain later.

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 19:59:50 [Preview] No.309056 del
Called lo mai chi, or nuomici, filled with sugar, coconut and/or crushed peanuts.

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 20:00:33 [Preview] No.309057 del
> sober
from what, may I ask?
alcohol or drugs?

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 20:14:40 [Preview] No.309058 del

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 20:20:57 [Preview] No.309059 del

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 20:21:51 [Preview] No.309060 del
buckle up
its an interesting ride.

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 20:24:28 [Preview] No.309061 del
>do not let the paprika burn or it will be sour
Didn't know that
Good recipe, I've never made roux or really even heard of it but it's came up a couple times in the last few weeks.

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 20:25:13 [Preview] No.309062 del
Good morning friends.

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 20:27:12 [Preview] No.309063 del
Fugg, I meant bitter.

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 20:30:28 [Preview] No.309064 del
this is a cool movie

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 20:37:41 [Preview] No.309065 del
>cook a smoked shank
what animal?

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 20:37:59 [Preview] No.309066 del
mordning all

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 20:38:44 [Preview] No.309067 del
Okay I think I have to rewrite the line about Hungarian roux.
fry bit of flour in a bit of lard, with chopped onions, when golden add red paprika powder. Just stir it quick do not let the paprika burn or it will be bitter.

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 20:40:01 [Preview] No.309068 del
Pig. Sometimes they use cow, but pig is the standard.

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 20:42:30 [Preview] No.309069 del
should i go to a party?

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 20:45:50 [Preview] No.309070 del
I didn't like the flashing.

Thank you. Looks like a nice bean dish.


Good morning NEETs.

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 20:46:36 [Preview] No.309071 del
>WHO whitewash: Investigators back China's claim that AUSTRALIAN BEEF could have caused Covid-19 - and demand there be 'no further study' of theory that it came from a Wuhan lab

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 20:50:39 [Preview] No.309072 del
Do either of those bodies have any credibility among rational people anyway?

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 20:53:00 [Preview] No.309073 del
Morning, how did you both sleep?

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 20:55:20 [Preview] No.309074 del
Here they make roux soup too. Sometimes called caraway soup.
Brown flour in lard/oil, add caraway seed, add water add salt. That's it.
Can be beefed up with cracking some eggs into it. Sometimes they put chunks of bread or toast into the soup.

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 20:58:02 [Preview] No.309075 del
Not too bad, thank you.

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 21:06:52 [Preview] No.309076 del

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 21:07:23 [Preview] No.309077 del
>how did you both sleep?
Reasonable well, yourself.

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 21:08:45 [Preview] No.309078 del
Never forget
https://youtube.com/watch?v=iBoojBTEPaI [Embed]

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 21:10:53 [Preview] No.309079 del
What a pointless case. Chances are he can croak at any moment.

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 21:11:07 [Preview] No.309080 del
Good to hear. Yeah, I slept okay.

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 21:11:14 [Preview] No.309081 del
We just want to charge you
>'Nothing shameful about this': Cops urge mother to come forward as hope fades in search for body of a baby wrapped in a plastic bag spotted floating at a popular swimming spot

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 21:11:28 [Preview] No.309082 del
Wage on.

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 21:12:27 [Preview] No.309083 del
>Law student, 29, marries pensioner, 80, who has grandchildren her age and claims their love is ‘raw and beautiful’ despite the 51-year age gap

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 21:13:36 [Preview] No.309084 del
Good luck.

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 21:19:19 [Preview] No.309087 del
The light above my desk si flickering. I’m tired. Pajeets and talking their poo language. Woe

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 21:19:24 [Preview] No.309088 del
This case was talked about a lot in the Shire when it happened, even to the point where the police came out and made a statement. It was all over someone else on their mobile phone so the piggy went full speed after them and killed her
>Cop who slammed into racing mogul's wife and left her with a severe brain injury was going 133km/h in a 70 zone and DIDN'T have his siren on, court hears
>>'Whilst driving at 133 kilometres per hour ... the crown case is that this police car did not have its police siren on or its police lights on,' crown prosecutor Carl Young told Little's District Court trial on Tuesday.
>>The Crown will be required to prove Little was driving in a manner dangerous to the public and was doing so without an honest or reasonable belief that he was not driving dangerously.
>>Experienced officers are due to tell the jury the in-car panel used to activate police lights and sirens does not always respond in the manner the operator expects.

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 21:20:33 [Preview] No.309089 del
Why does anyone in Australia care about this case is what I don't get?

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 21:21:29 [Preview] No.309090 del
>Pajeets and talking their poo language.
You need a HA who can tell them to stop gabbering in poo.

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 21:23:18 [Preview] No.309091 del
Did you read the article? It occurred on Australian soil.

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 21:29:15 [Preview] No.309092 del

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 21:45:05 [Preview] No.309093 del
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A guy who said that his enemies had filled a doner kebab with cocaine to take him down.

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 21:49:32 [Preview] No.309094 del
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NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 21:53:53 [Preview] No.309095 del

>Police officers in Beverly Hills have been playing music while being filmed, seemingly in an effort to trigger Instagram's copyright filters.

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 21:56:26 [Preview] No.309096 del

>The owner of an Italian family restaurant south-east of Adelaide's CBD has been left puzzled by the sudden appearance of a fibreglass pig on his property's roof.

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 22:03:09 [Preview] No.309097 del
> 2017 - How Does A Single Jew Find a Nice Goy To Date?

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 22:07:59 [Preview] No.309098 del
hate those websites that put up a log in screen the moment you go to scroll

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 22:16:30 [Preview] No.309099 del
> log screen
I didn't get one
also, I would sometimes just copypaste the address into archive.is, for example, and read it from there.

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 22:21:25 [Preview] No.309100 del
Morning Neets.

Gonna take the lancia for a drive and get a bloodtest and haircut, no flavourtown allowed thismorning

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 22:21:48 [Preview] No.309101 del
Hi Nuro. I love you. Call me.

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 22:23:04 [Preview] No.309102 del
was that solaris? kino moofie but had a pointless pajeet if i recall.

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 22:24:28 [Preview] No.309103 del
>pointless pajeet
is there any other kind?

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 22:27:57 [Preview] No.309104 del
Blood sugar test?

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 22:27:58 [Preview] No.309105 del
the black hole - 1979
the kikes in it though haha
only one I think is not a jew, is the woman
my jewdar is always pinging off of something

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 22:30:33 [Preview] No.309106 del
I believe it's from the black hole. It's looking pretty good for a 70s movies special effect.

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 22:32:46 [Preview] No.309107 del
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NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 22:33:16 [Preview] No.309108 del
> omgg im going thru a black hole and I look like I am getting penetrated from behind

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 22:35:08 [Preview] No.309109 del
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NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 22:36:15 [Preview] No.309110 del
Possum explored my black hole with his hot orange meteor of love once. It was a box office flop

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 22:36:19 [Preview] No.309111 del
> frodo throw the ring in the lava and destroy sauron

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 22:37:25 [Preview] No.309112 del
why does that robot have dildo knees?

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 22:38:44 [Preview] No.309113 del

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 22:39:22 [Preview] No.309114 del
this is retarded
this is how a jew thinks a black hole is
wtf is this bullshit
and then they pop out the other side...

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 22:43:32 [Preview] No.309115 del

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 22:47:06 [Preview] No.309116 del
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Have any melbourne neets been affected by the latest outbreak?

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 23:02:23 [Preview] No.309117 del
Big Telstra issue affecting SIM cards in nsw, something to do with CGNAT. Whole office is going ballistic

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 23:03:57 [Preview] No.309118 del
just go home sick

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 23:13:15 [Preview] No.309119 del

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 23:37:40 [Preview] No.309120 del
>The man had been on holiday with his family from Victoria when he popped a bottle of champagne on the picturesque balcony.
>The cork hit the roof, with the man standing on a chair in an attempt to wipe the marks left on the roof by the cork.
>Instead, the man tragically slipped and fell, falling from the high-rise hotel to his death below.
>The man has lived in Australia for more than a decade with his wife and young daughter after he moved from India in 2005.

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 23:38:24 [Preview] No.309121 del
>Whole office is going ballistic
Win some, lose some.

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 23:46:47 [Preview] No.309122 del
40 stories... he'd have had about 5 seconds to contemplate his fate before he hit the concrete like a garbage bag full of vindaloo.

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 23:47:00 [Preview] No.309123 del
Hopefully he dies in there.

Those jobs are so cushy.

Pretty based idea.

Pretty whimsical.

That article looked pretty thicc.

Morning Nuro.

Did you solve the issue with the Lancia?

Why no flavourtown?

Took a few seconds for it to click. Hearty kek.

Have a wank

It got a pounding in the box office. Hot!

At least he saved a few hundred in room service charge to fix it.

NEET 02/09/2021 (Tue) 23:49:22 [Preview] No.309124 del
>a garbage bag full of vindaloo.
Imagine the smell.

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 00:04:59 [Preview] No.309125 del
I am thinking about you.

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 00:06:52 [Preview] No.309126 del
About me?

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 00:36:05 [Preview] No.309127 del
Thicc NEET arses and slow swinging hangers

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 00:38:24 [Preview] No.309128 del
Hips gyrating forward influencing the swingers.

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 00:49:24 [Preview] No.309130 del
On Crazyshit at the end of the "18 PEOPLE DEFINITELY HAVING A SHITTIER DAY THAN YOU" video it shows her head shaved and completely bald except for the sides.

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 00:58:29 [Preview] No.309131 del
Have any of you tried those frozen hamburgers? I am morbidly curious about them.

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 00:59:05 [Preview] No.309132 del
Her surname is Brown.

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 01:02:50 [Preview] No.309133 del
No. They are probably okay. If you don't microwaveable meals I would avoid them (People expect them to be restaurant quality meals when they still have their downsides)

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 01:06:08 [Preview] No.309134 del
Which ones? The patties, or the actual complete burger you microwave?
I've had both and I'd generally recommend you avoid them.

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 01:07:10 [Preview] No.309135 del
Went to box hill. While at the car park, I saw a pillar on which someone had written 'Gooks go home, back to covid land'. It must have been monk or sperg, because shitey is far too well brought up for that sort of behaviour.

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 01:07:36 [Preview] No.309136 del
The complete ones.

They look pretty disgusting.

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 01:09:00 [Preview] No.309137 del
Sperg for sure.

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 01:10:23 [Preview] No.309138 del
I'm definitely having a shave tonight. Stray moustache hairs keep irritating my nose.

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 01:10:53 [Preview] No.309139 del
They are irritating my balls too.

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 01:11:44 [Preview] No.309140 del
You're better off buying a box of frozen chicken burgers (Inghams or Steggles), a bag of burger buns, plastic cheese and a thing of mayo. It will taste better and probably work out cheaper.

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 01:16:34 [Preview] No.309141 del
I know. I have no intention of buying them, I am just curious. They seem very depressing.

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 01:17:00 [Preview] No.309142 del
Possum always made me shave my mustache for the same reason - he said it irritated his balls.

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 01:21:31 [Preview] No.309143 del

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 01:21:52 [Preview] No.309144 del
Getting a bit warm here in Adelaide.

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 01:22:27 [Preview] No.309145 del
What happened to that neet that got punched in the head by his old man?

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 01:23:40 [Preview] No.309146 del
he was driving the next day to adelaide if I recall correctly..

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 01:26:47 [Preview] No.309147 del
https://www.tiktok.com/@ladyjunimo/video/6927032870275943686?lang=en&is_copy_url=1&is_from_webapp=v1 [Embed]
https://www.tiktok.com/@ladyjunimo/video/6927403335527976198?lang=en&is_copy_url=1&is_from_webapp=v1 [Embed]

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 01:27:30 [Preview] No.309148 del
I said I'd take him in but I wasn't really being serious. I'd give him money to help him out but my roommates would not approve of some rando from the internet living here.

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 01:37:45 [Preview] No.309149 del
Typical anti-refugee bigotry. Remind them that they too were once randos from the internet.

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 01:38:34 [Preview] No.309150 del
Tonight, I'm gonna give you all my love in the back seat
Bubble Pop Electric
Bubble Pop Electric
Gonna speed it down and slow it up in the backseat
Bubble Pop Electric
Uh-oh, in the backseat!

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 01:40:29 [Preview] No.309151 del
Good point.

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 01:41:01 [Preview] No.309152 del
there probably was no punching daddybot or trip to adelaide

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 01:42:01 [Preview] No.309153 del
I can feel a poo coming on.

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 01:42:35 [Preview] No.309154 del
do the needful

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 01:42:41 [Preview] No.309155 del

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 01:43:31 [Preview] No.309156 del
When that happens, I like to hold it in, and pretend it's possum sliding his bbc into me. No homo.

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 01:45:21 [Preview] No.309157 del
I stood up and lost my need to poo.

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 01:45:50 [Preview] No.309158 del
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NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 01:46:40 [Preview] No.309159 del
What did the Byte say to the Nibble?

"I love you to bits and you complete me"

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 01:47:28 [Preview] No.309160 del
I thought a nibble was half a byte?

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 01:52:52 [Preview] No.309161 del
"you're my better half"

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 01:54:42 [Preview] No.309162 del
I like it.

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 01:58:10 [Preview] No.309163 del
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NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 02:14:19 [Preview] No.309164 del
Going to wash my face, brush my teeth, do a poo, wash my hands, and finally have a study.

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 02:23:32 [Preview] No.309165 del
That all sounds achievable.
I am going to have a mango monster in a moment.

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 02:24:12 [Preview] No.309166 del
NEET hangers swinging on a balcony while a a garbage bag full of vindaloo flies past.

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 02:25:08 [Preview] No.309167 del
if only getting married was that easy

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 02:29:28 [Preview] No.309168 del
watcha doin' with kali? t. whonix

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 02:33:01 [Preview] No.309169 del
What say the jury?

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 02:43:15 [Preview] No.309170 del
utterly ridiculous

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 02:46:00 [Preview] No.309171 del
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NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 02:47:06 [Preview] No.309172 del
back from a party
talked to a black girl for the first time in my life
those negresses are obnoxious

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 02:50:59 [Preview] No.309173 del
Did you cuddle her?

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 02:52:15 [Preview] No.309174 del
did she smell?

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 02:52:19 [Preview] No.309175 del
she cuddled me when she got wasted
then she got mad cause i did the hitler salute for a photo

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 02:53:31 [Preview] No.309176 del
Make it stop.

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 02:54:14 [Preview] No.309177 del
idk, small room with like 15 people
but probably

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 02:55:09 [Preview] No.309178 del
is anybody else getting young nuro vibes?

Official GCUP Draw NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 03:00:16 [Preview] No.309180 del
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The groups have been drawn and are shown in pic related. You have been drawn into Group D with /dup/ and /islam/. Your matches are as follows:

vs. /dup/ - https://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/fixedtime.html?iso=2021-02-13T21:30:00
vs. /islam/ - https://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/fixedtime.html?iso=2021-02-20T21:30:00

The top two teams from each group advance to the Knockout Stage, to be played on February 21st. We'll be showing these matches on the 8cup cytube as usual. Tune in!

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 03:03:28 [Preview] No.309181 del

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 03:19:49 [Preview] No.309184 del
>not stolen ok

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 03:20:32 [Preview] No.309185 del
Most of the tips from what I heard on Sunrise playing while eating breakfast was around parents talking to their children, monitoring their children usage of the device and probably what when they need to talk to their parents. I don't get what they mean by predators learning what they are up against.

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 03:21:13 [Preview] No.309186 del
>Not stolen ok
Hearty kek

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 03:23:45 [Preview] No.309187 del
Imagine watching breakfast TV

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 03:24:57 [Preview] No.309188 del
fuck im horny

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 03:25:37 [Preview] No.309189 del
Motherbot has it playing. I watch it when the news segments come on until the sports news. Unless I am reading the news on my phone.

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 03:26:58 [Preview] No.309190 del
You could have blown your load in that black chick if you played it right and then dumped her in the morning.

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 03:29:08 [Preview] No.309191 del
i wanted to blast the face of this ukranian girl that was there, but shes a picky bitch

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 03:30:47 [Preview] No.309192 del
You should've told her that it was a black power salute you'd learned off louis farrakahn

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 03:35:54 [Preview] No.309193 del
nah, i learned from the best
https://youtube.com/watch?v=rW3P5AlcZD8 [Embed]

i started translating this video a while ago if you wanna watch

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 04:04:49 [Preview] No.309194 del
Just found out that all our service agreements are wrong.
Good times.

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 04:12:08 [Preview] No.309195 del
now i know why youtube is full of soy
they fucking encourage them

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 04:31:41 [Preview] No.309196 del
AbseilNEET, reporting in. Fuggen hot down this way.

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 04:35:07 [Preview] No.309197 del
Nah, doing graftti is for derros if you ask me. What did you get from Box Hill though?
Sounds like you had a fun time.
30 degrees today in Shitbourne, went and got some KFC earlier as a late breakfast/early lunch, while there I saw a very large executive wearing
what must have bean at least a 4XL sized black t-shirt sitting together with a short skinny Asian fella who was wearing a formal business shirt, they left together and it left me wondering what a bizarre combination of people that was. Lazing under my fan now, I would drive out to the beach but I can't be bothered driving out to the bayside and it's kind of silly going to the beach by yourself.

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 04:36:30 [Preview] No.309198 del
I think I've been to that bar before.

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 04:37:27 [Preview] No.309199 del
Its just the station pub at Spencer st. Nothing special. Rock up and shout me pints you mad fuck.

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 04:40:31 [Preview] No.309200 del
The word ra.pe is wordfiltered to cuddle.

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 04:40:58 [Preview] No.309201 del
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getting strong summer vibe from this pic, miss travelling with friends as a teenager slamming beers and a joint between trains
was good, should have gotten laid tho now im sitting here horny
lucky bastards, its -14c outside right now

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 04:42:13 [Preview] No.309202 del
i'd cuddle you anon ;)

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 04:42:48 [Preview] No.309203 del
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On ya cuz

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 04:43:28 [Preview] No.309204 del
Going to play some Skyrim.

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 04:44:05 [Preview] No.309205 del

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 04:45:58 [Preview] No.309206 del
YouTube can be a cesspit.

Afternoon NEET.

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 05:02:35 [Preview] No.309207 del
I am home.
Having a stout.
There was a package I wasn't expecting on my doorstep.
It contained a bottle of women's perfume I'd won in one of those house lotteries. There is another one on the way. If it rocks up in the next two days I can give them to the HA for the 14th or something.

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 05:05:12 [Preview] No.309208 del
Its been a long wait for this summer weather. Shame I missed the cricket!

Good afternoon to you, too, NEETicus

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 05:08:32 [Preview] No.309209 del
You're such a romantic Wombo, she brings out your cute side.

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 05:20:00 [Preview] No.309210 del
I learned watching Possum and Cruisey court each other.

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 05:21:10 [Preview] No.309211 del
>the HA for the 14th or something.
How lovely.

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 05:47:16 [Preview] No.309212 del
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Finally got my smoker drum put together. Not impressed I had to drill a 9.5mm hole to install the temperature gauge, as the supplied 6mm slot was in the wrong place and far too small.

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 05:51:06 [Preview] No.309213 del
I look forward to seeing it operational.

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 05:56:11 [Preview] No.309214 del
I am much preferring the elder Nuro NEET of late.

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 05:56:52 [Preview] No.309215 del
Neither of those boards exist anymore.

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 05:57:07 [Preview] No.309216 del
I'll fire it up on the weekend. The manual doesn't say anything about seasoning it or burning it in, so I presume it's OK to just chuck some meat in there.

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 05:58:45 [Preview] No.309217 del

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 06:00:07 [Preview] No.309218 del
Afternoon, you seem like a very comfortable young man, and as hairy as Monk without the potbelly.

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 06:01:30 [Preview] No.309219 del
Do you send her secret NEET good night's?

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 06:02:16 [Preview] No.309220 del
Your drilling looks off-centre.

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 06:02:44 [Preview] No.309221 del
Get a goat.

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 06:03:12 [Preview] No.309222 del
I would if it wasn't for the heat.
Gee, that is cold.

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 06:04:55 [Preview] No.309223 del
> if it wasn't for the heat.
Do it, make some vocaroos.

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 06:06:47 [Preview] No.309224 del
Go do some charlie with the abseilerNEET

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 06:08:54 [Preview] No.309225 del
No, don't really.

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 06:09:17 [Preview] No.309226 del
I laid it out with a square and prick-punched the intersection before I started drilling.
I used a shitty cordlress drill in my kitchen with a block of wood under it, instead of taking out to the workshop and using the drill press.

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 06:09:21 [Preview] No.309227 del
Do some dexies with the abseilerNEET.

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 06:10:33 [Preview] No.309228 del
>a square
>the workshop
>drill press.
I don't recall this coming up before.
Show me your drill.

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 06:11:00 [Preview] No.309229 del
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NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 06:12:09 [Preview] No.309230 del
I'm sure NEETloreNEET can fill you in.

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 06:12:10 [Preview] No.309231 del
Mate. You're giving me wood.
This is the best arc.

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 06:13:14 [Preview] No.309232 del
I haven't seen him around much lately.
I've noticed a drop off in regular poster posts and a lot more random new peoples.

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 06:13:47 [Preview] No.309233 del
You should ask nuro. He is an engineer and machinist.

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 06:13:52 [Preview] No.309234 del
Did you make the drill press?
What else in your workshop?
I really want to make one one day and get in to woodwork.

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 06:14:44 [Preview] No.309235 del
Yep, the influx will only drive away more of the older neets.

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 06:15:33 [Preview] No.309236 del
Yeah, it's a bit like that.
If they're out living life, that's good I guess, but I cant help wondering if they've gotten bored or been driven away by certain posters.

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 06:18:40 [Preview] No.309237 del
>been driven away by certain posters
I fucking wonder.

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 06:21:18 [Preview] No.309238 del
This worries me greatly.
I don't mind new ones, and considering some of them we've had, these new ones are okay.

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 06:21:44 [Preview] No.309239 del
>certain posters.
We are all certain posters sometimes.

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 06:21:49 [Preview] No.309240 del




NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 06:22:58 [Preview] No.309241 del
And a noted synthpop artist. Never forget.

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 06:23:59 [Preview] No.309242 del
He'll pass on soon enough, probably of a coffee enema overdose.

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 06:25:05 [Preview] No.309243 del
Nuro had a poster of Henry Rollins in his bedroom once

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 06:25:36 [Preview] No.309244 del
The victoria-SA buttholes are being locked down. Neets on holiday better hurry and return home.

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 06:26:33 [Preview] No.309245 del
Once again the NEETup is postponed.

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 06:27:53 [Preview] No.309246 del
I did not make the drill press. I have two. One largish pedestal one that belonged to my grandfather that was manufactured in the early 70's, and a small shitty one from Supercheap or somewhere.

I have a Hercus metal lathe, a power hacksaw, a band saw, scroll saw, two bench grinders, arc welder, MIG welder, oxy-acetylene, small brake, a jenny, a compound mitre saw, and some other bits and bobs.

Metal work interests me more than woodwork. I don't mind woodwork and have made a few basic things like desks and benches, but I don't have any artistic ability, so everything tends to be straight lines and right angles.

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 06:29:06 [Preview] No.309247 del
lol wut
get out of there

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 06:29:59 [Preview] No.309248 del
*and a physicist/mathematician.

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 06:30:14 [Preview] No.309249 del
This post is pretty whimsical.

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 06:30:40 [Preview] No.309250 del
The buttholes long to be penetrated. Violated. To have positive cases flow through them.

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 06:30:43 [Preview] No.309251 del
Christ, the caffeine would cause him to shit himself even more. He would become a coffee fountain.

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 06:31:03 [Preview] No.309252 del
I wonder if punched-in-the-headNEET will make it?

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 06:31:22 [Preview] No.309253 del
>belonged to my grandfather
Based. I wish I had inherited something.

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 06:31:55 [Preview] No.309254 del
It's why he's not full of shit.

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 06:32:13 [Preview] No.309255 del
Fuck every cunt, I'm getting boonged as boonged can be

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 06:34:23 [Preview] No.309256 del
How many sober nights did you do this week? Just the Monday? I cant remember.

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 06:35:07 [Preview] No.309257 del
Monday and Tuesday nights.

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 06:35:28 [Preview] No.309258 del
Good afternoon ragieNEET.

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 06:35:41 [Preview] No.309259 del
That's not bad.
Have a drink tonight if you need it, and get back on it (sobriety) tomorrow.

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 06:36:02 [Preview] No.309260 del
It was probably his doing.

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 06:36:14 [Preview] No.309261 del

https://youtube.com/watch?v=-ZtjKTw2eZE [Embed]

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 06:36:28 [Preview] No.309262 del
Very well bantered.

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 06:36:44 [Preview] No.309263 del
His arms are hairier than mine.
But my legs probably take the cake.

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 06:37:14 [Preview] No.309264 del
You made a good effort, after tonight you need to be sober til Friday.

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 06:37:24 [Preview] No.309265 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=qR-BiZiY9Tg [Embed]

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 06:37:44 [Preview] No.309266 del
>my legs probably take the cake.
Take whatever I give.

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 06:38:33 [Preview] No.309267 del
How is our special little mong going?

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 06:38:59 [Preview] No.309268 del
I agree.

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 06:39:43 [Preview] No.309269 del
I want a 20 standards and a sickie tomorrow kind of session.
I'll have to settle for 6 purples but its not late enough to start yet.

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 06:40:57 [Preview] No.309270 del
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AbseilNEET reporting in especially for you.

You only get to be a wreck when you've done hectic shit. If you're paying retail for alcohol and haven't found your local cities Yiddish cheap piss importer (in any cities industrial parks you'll find em) then you need to stop, son.

Have a tolerance break

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 06:41:38 [Preview] No.309271 del
remember they already have you pegged as an alcho
a few more sickies and they'll walk you

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 06:42:01 [Preview] No.309272 del
>your local cities Yiddish cheap piss importer
Wait, Jews have a way of dodging the government taxes on grog?

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 06:43:07 [Preview] No.309273 del
Man fuck this gay pajeet IT office drone bullshit. What a fucking mistake.
Should have been an abseiler or a sparky instead.

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 06:43:25 [Preview] No.309274 del
Not all of em are Zionists. Just because they truly possess no loyalty doesnt mean you can't take advantage of them in your own right.

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 06:43:30 [Preview] No.309275 del
if that were the case, the micks would be importing ships worth of "ceremonial wine" too

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 06:44:12 [Preview] No.309276 del
>or a sparky instead
*wakes up after another 20 standards bender*
*can't remember if black is positive or negative*

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 06:46:08 [Preview] No.309277 del
If you have to ask, you'll never know

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 06:46:44 [Preview] No.309278 del
Boongery 101

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 06:51:14 [Preview] No.309279 del
Off to the local. Fantasising about closing the door in my bosses office, pushing his monitors off his desk and kneeing him in the face until he's bloody and unconscious.

The wage rage has returned with a vengeance.

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 06:51:30 [Preview] No.309280 del
ordered a pizza and some garlic bread from fasta pasta as dominos can't be trusted not to peepee poopoo on my food since i made that complaint about pajeets

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 06:53:10 [Preview] No.309281 del
Don't drink too much.

>since i made that complaint about pajeets
You could have had a free pizza with peepee poopoo

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 06:54:59 [Preview] No.309282 del
>fasta pasta
They're probably staffed mainly by pajeets these days too.

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 07:02:02 [Preview] No.309283 del
yes, but I haven't insulted these ones yet

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 07:02:31 [Preview] No.309284 del
Don't chuck a sicky

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 07:04:17 [Preview] No.309285 del
How long before Pajeet sets up the Indian equivalent of the Wiesenthal Centre to track down people like me?

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 07:06:07 [Preview] No.309286 del
>to track down people like me?
It would be in their best interest not to do that or they themselves would be eliminated.

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 07:06:30 [Preview] No.309287 del
Craves it!

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 07:08:31 [Preview] No.309288 del
No good seats at the local. Typical.
Having a purple, listening to Black Flag and re-doing my resume.

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 07:10:07 [Preview] No.309289 del
>No good seats at the local.
It's a sign.

>re-doing my resume.
Good idea.

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 07:10:12 [Preview] No.309290 del

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 07:10:52 [Preview] No.309291 del
what constitutes a good seat?

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 07:12:17 [Preview] No.309292 del
A stool at the windowside bench where I can watch cars and shielas and normal life go by

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 07:16:01 [Preview] No.309293 del
Fuckin rugged punk music and drinking beer in my undies
Feel the hate flow

https://youtube.com/watch?v=PmIZ05TxBSo [Embed]

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 07:20:34 [Preview] No.309294 del
Lizbef Fasta Pasta's meat lovers pizza is pretty damn good, as was their garlic bread.

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 07:23:27 [Preview] No.309295 del
Offer them a complement next time you visit.

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 07:24:46 [Preview] No.309296 del
put my name down for musk's satellite internet service, which opened for registration in AU/NZ today
should get better than NBN speeds and little or no government oversight

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 07:24:52 [Preview] No.309297 del
May as well get another pack of darts
7.5k + 10k form inheritance any month now, that could last me a long time as a NEET boong.
Never wanna see another office in my life

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 07:26:37 [Preview] No.309298 del
>put my name down for musk's satellite internet service,
I read on /g/ that the price with shipping was $580 USD, which will be adjusted for each country but I think the price of around $100 USD is adjusted to the local currency. This could all be bullshit though.

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 07:27:17 [Preview] No.309299 del
I want to go on a Lizbef degustation tour with Cruisey and Possum. We can get a Southern Belle burger from Burger X, a pork hotpack from Chicken Knight, some pizza from Fasta Pasta, visit some other places that have fucked up my orders previously. All paired with cheap goons from the Lizbef South BWS.

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 07:27:44 [Preview] No.309300 del
$108 AUD a month supposedly

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 07:28:47 [Preview] No.309301 del
Put 99% of that in a term deposit and don't touch it for 12 months. You have almost zero self-control.

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 07:31:32 [Preview] No.309302 del
I have made 1/2/3/4 my lifting goal for the year.

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 07:32:24 [Preview] No.309303 del
Mum gave me the same advice.
>0.40% p.a. for 12 months
I'd put it between cyber, health and IIND ETF's.
Selling daily for a fee to fund my lifestyle.

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 07:32:30 [Preview] No.309304 del
>Never wanna see another office in my life
You'll need another office soon enough.

>around $100 USD is adjusted to the local currency.
I mean that as monthly service fees.

>almost zero self-control

Good work. What's the next goal?

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 07:34:14 [Preview] No.309305 del
>Selling daily for a fee to fund my lifestyle.
The fees will gobble it up.

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 07:35:01 [Preview] No.309306 del
Is anyone using the .org domain and getting a flood warning message? Switch to .net if you are.

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 07:35:07 [Preview] No.309307 del
I've also deloaded all my lifts a bit.
I intend to dial in my form a bit at these lower weights so I have a more solid foundation once I really start to push myself.
My current one rep maxes are:
>DL: 155
>SQ: 135
>BP: 92.5
>OHP: 52.5
So whilst I have a way to go, it should be achievable.

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 07:35:27 [Preview] No.309308 del
Fuck I wish I could go back just for a day to when I was living at my mums joint drinking goon and playing cs listening to death grips thinking I was hardcore

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 07:35:59 [Preview] No.309309 del
Just nothing with it for a year or two. Who cares if interest rate is only 0.4. Just forget it exists.

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 07:37:15 [Preview] No.309310 del
They're pretty good numbers, mate.

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 07:38:04 [Preview] No.309311 del
>next goal
As in after? I haven't really thought that far ahead.

Cheers noot.

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 07:38:19 [Preview] No.309312 del
Better yet, give her the 7.5k you already have and tell her to put the 17.5k somewhere for a while.

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 07:41:40 [Preview] No.309313 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=VxDC7Rhpphs [Embed]

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 07:42:49 [Preview] No.309314 del
>cs listening to death grips thinking I was hardcore
You should sell your bussy to live that life. That would pretty hardcore.

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 07:43:28 [Preview] No.309315 del
Depending on your parents I wouldn't always do that, especially for mine.

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 07:46:00 [Preview] No.309317 del

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 07:46:31 [Preview] No.309318 del
31 meters square noot.
Not very big.

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 07:47:14 [Preview] No.309319 del
I like the Lizbef South bakery, if they are still open. I also used to like Vinchenzo's Pizza. I don't know if they are still open now.

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 07:47:32 [Preview] No.309320 del
That's a 1 person dug-out. You know it hits 50 C there on the regular in summer, right?

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 07:48:05 [Preview] No.309321 del
Yeah, that's a shitty residential piece of land.

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 07:48:54 [Preview] No.309322 del
Underground it doesn't. It's about 23 year round.

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 07:49:10 [Preview] No.309323 del
The chinky place? They are. Their pies have a bit too much gravy. At least one of the vietnamese women would fuck me, I suspect.

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 07:49:28 [Preview] No.309324 del
We should get NK to use his boong status to claim some land from the white dogs aye.

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 07:49:51 [Preview] No.309325 del
8 named NEETs in a 1 person hole is going to get pretty warm pretty quick

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 07:51:25 [Preview] No.309326 del
Imagine the smell

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 07:58:23 [Preview] No.309327 del

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 08:00:09 [Preview] No.309328 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=rrlqQ1_vZVE [Embed]

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 08:14:11 [Preview] No.309329 del
Honestly considering going back to my roots in factory wageing.
Can make a quick $38 an hour working at a woolies DC. Only reason I denied it is coz they do drug tests, but otherwise I can do it all. RF guns, tugger forks, container unloading, all that shit.
Just gotta balance the mental pain of being an office wagie staring at suspended ceiling tiles and the physical labour of manual wageing.
Got the "Can-do attitude with a great sense of urgency" that fits the role and the pay would be good. Just wondering if I could manage that wage and uni at the same time. It's pretty exhausting. Plus its casual and rona could cut me out.

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 08:16:04 [Preview] No.309330 del
That image is pretty whimsical.

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 08:21:11 [Preview] No.309331 del
I'd fuck at least one of the viet chicks too.
I like the pastry they use, it's all flakey and buttery.

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 08:22:38 [Preview] No.309332 del
When I was up there, there were people serious about surviving a nuclear holocaust.
They planned on digging in towards the main street and having a maze of tunnels.
Place is full of weird cunts.

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 08:24:27 [Preview] No.309333 del
That would make a good car chase song.

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 08:24:36 [Preview] No.309334 del
What are you cooking me for din dins?

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 08:26:21 [Preview] No.309335 del
Might get another 6 pack and uber eats

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 08:27:08 [Preview] No.309336 del
Pajeet will be delighted to bring both to you.

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 08:27:17 [Preview] No.309337 del
you hate factory work
just skill up and go somewhere more white

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 08:28:30 [Preview] No.309338 del
the best banjo music always sounds like rednecks chasing you in their pickup truck

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 08:29:29 [Preview] No.309339 del
There was talk earlier in the day about a bag of vindaloo being thrown out, if you want that.

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 08:30:11 [Preview] No.309340 del
yeah, they're a strange bunch
I lived a while at Roxby as I've said before
while I was there, somebody tried to abduct a toddler from her bed and everybody, including the local cops, said the perp would be found down a mineshaft

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 08:31:41 [Preview] No.309341 del
Get a salsas

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 08:31:51 [Preview] No.309342 del
the moon face woman is married to the bloke who does the baking, I think
there's another younger slim one who seems nice

the lady who owns the sewing business is pretty fit for an older lady too, even if she thinks my name is Dennis

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 08:31:58 [Preview] No.309343 del
Bin to da loo

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 08:32:08 [Preview] No.309344 del
Today I literally did that thing where you push your fingers against your ears to stop the noise.
There's like 15 people in the office and these pajeet fucks are wearing tucked in shirts and shit, I can't handle another "Good morning monk, busy morning?" with a fake smirk. It's like the movie Office Space manifest.
I hate factory work, but I hate office work too. At least when I was working in factories there were cool cunts who would smoke darts at smoko instead of a bunch of cringey virgin gaylords

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 08:32:18 [Preview] No.309345 del
Did the person get found?.. In a mineshaft?

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 08:32:35 [Preview] No.309346 del
My arse can't handle it.

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 08:32:49 [Preview] No.309347 del
i literally spent 3 minutes calculating the terminal velocity of that garbage bag of vindaloo this morning

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 08:33:10 [Preview] No.309348 del
Unbelievably based.
Folk justice is highly underrated.

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 08:33:44 [Preview] No.309349 del
I don't think I've seen a guy there.
There used to be a massage parlour there too with a chinky chick.

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 08:34:20 [Preview] No.309350 del
not while I was there
it's a weird feeling
comforting if you're on the side of the hive mind when they've decided what's going to happen, but it would be pretty lonely if you fall foul of them

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 08:34:41 [Preview] No.309351 del
I wonder what he screamed before he splattered.

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 08:34:55 [Preview] No.309352 del
How do you get to have your own office?
The boss seems okay, go out with him on Friday.

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 08:35:51 [Preview] No.309353 del
I think I remember you mentioning this before.
Did you tell someone that they shouldn't be put in a mineshaft?

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 08:38:06 [Preview] No.309354 del
I don't really object to would-be child rapists being thrown down mine shafts to be honest.

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 08:39:04 [Preview] No.309355 del
he had up to 5 seconds hang time, assuming he didn't pin drop, so he should have been able to get a couple of sentences out

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 08:44:16 [Preview] No.309356 del
(32.76 KB 550x394 starlink.jpg)
Starlink is way pricey. If you can take it with you everywhere it would be worth it. otherwise you can just get government issue skymuster.

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 08:46:26 [Preview] No.309357 del
it's portable kit
government will retire skymuster if this starts shitting on the nbn

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 08:46:41 [Preview] No.309358 del
I don't have an office, I have the corner of a cube. Right next to a main walkway through the cubefarm.
VGA monitors, 15 year old peripherals that I've just replaced with my own, no microphone for teams/zoom/slack meetings so I have to use my phone or bring my personal laptop.
I'm done. 11 months working from home and we couldn't figure out a dual landline/mobile app voip solution.
Fuck it, I'm almost ashamed to work there given the quality of our software too.

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 08:48:17 [Preview] No.309359 del
portable is definetley a big advantage. you can move out to the bush and work online.

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 08:48:48 [Preview] No.309360 del
why aren't you just using teams or zoom or google hangouts or something with a fucking $15 headset?

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 08:49:29 [Preview] No.309361 del
if your company cant afford a can of coffee you'll all be out of a job in a month or two anyway

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 08:51:35 [Preview] No.309362 del
I have a desk phone with a bluetooth headset attached by like cat 3. No USB.
We used to have these telephony group meeting things (dunno how phones work) which were ok, but now everyone has moved to teams and stuff.
Yesterday I had to listen to a teams meeting using my own headphones on my computer, but couldn't contribute because of a lack of a microphone.

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 08:53:03 [Preview] No.309363 del
The boomers on whirlpool bitch about having 30 MB/s download but i have about 10 MB/s and its fine.
starlink would be about that.
whats your baseline for usability?

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 08:54:27 [Preview] No.309364 del
For that price per month I would honestly contemplate 5G when it comes to your area.

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 08:54:48 [Preview] No.309365 del
Get the next job before you quit.

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 08:56:26 [Preview] No.309366 del
Yeah but I've applied for factory work in the morning and been working by the afternoon once before.

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 08:56:56 [Preview] No.309367 del
dunno. having a starlink account might be better for privacy.

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 08:58:45 [Preview] No.309368 del
Have you thought about completing that university degree to increase your level of qualification?

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 08:59:53 [Preview] No.309369 del
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NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 09:00:25 [Preview] No.309370 del
I am considering 3 subjects in the coming semester. Almost a full study load.
Doable if I'm sober.

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 09:02:56 [Preview] No.309371 del
What type of subjects do you have left?

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 09:05:35 [Preview] No.309372 del
Crypto, cybersecurity management principles II, an elective, and system security.
I think.

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 09:06:56 [Preview] No.309373 del
That doesn't mean it'll happen every time.

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 09:07:33 [Preview] No.309374 del
That's not too bad. What is a title of the degree?

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 09:07:47 [Preview] No.309375 del
My balls are half way to my knees.

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 09:07:52 [Preview] No.309376 del
having some ice cream

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 09:09:08 [Preview] No.309377 del
Stretch em!

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 09:09:24 [Preview] No.309378 del
Big pudding?

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 09:09:48 [Preview] No.309379 del
Don't even know tbh
Bachelor of IT (IT Security) or something like that
they changed the course half way through

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 09:12:25 [Preview] No.309380 del
(3.85 KB 200x200 vic.jpeg)
What flavour?

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 09:12:38 [Preview] No.309381 del
If you're still enrolled in the course continuously the name of the course and the requirements of the course stay the same. Any subjects not offered mean facility must offer alternative subjects.

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 09:17:09 [Preview] No.309383 del
Vanilla Caramel Brownie

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 09:27:20 [Preview] No.309384 del
Second 6 pack acquired.
Tastes like I'm not going to work tomorrow.

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 09:27:28 [Preview] No.309385 del
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At the NEET commune we will have several Ice Cream making machines with every possibe combination of flavours.

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 09:28:44 [Preview] No.309387 del

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 09:29:59 [Preview] No.309388 del
Including peppermint?

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 09:30:36 [Preview] No.309389 del
I can only handle half a dozen spoonfulls of ice cream.
Once again, I'm so confused at how you executives are different from me. Is it genetic? Is it the boong life ruining my appetite? Is it the seroquel? Eating is just like a chore to me.
Maybe because I've lived so long on cheap meals and was never taught how to cook proper oven stuff like pasta bakes and and roasts and all that shit.

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 09:31:49 [Preview] No.309390 del
you probably never had to comfort eat

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 09:32:22 [Preview] No.309391 del
I guess this is what it means to be a victim of divorce and becoming a rowdy uncontrollable teen.

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 09:33:04 [Preview] No.309392 del
No sorry nobody likes that, so it wasn't put on the list.

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 09:33:24 [Preview] No.309393 del

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 09:34:14 [Preview] No.309394 del
The only positive comfort eating should be rimming.

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 09:36:00 [Preview] No.309395 del
Dunno about that. As a kid my Friday night binges were full of 2L bottles of coke, family sized pizzas (I could eat heaps) and playing GTA till 3am. Basically a boong sesh for kids.
Just never been a big foodie, last weekend I was at a burger joint with some people and I just ordered a regular chips. Half because I wanted to metabolise the alcohol quicker though.

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 09:42:06 [Preview] No.309396 del
Go to work, just stop by 1030.

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 09:42:32 [Preview] No.309397 del
Peppermint is my favourite.

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 09:43:29 [Preview] No.309398 del
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Just for you neet

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 09:43:54 [Preview] No.309399 del
You smoke, when I smoked I only ate every couple of days.

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 09:44:41 [Preview] No.309400 del
But not for me.

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 09:46:03 [Preview] No.309401 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Nggqe-L9ZQ8 [Embed]

This ones a fucken banger, boys

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 09:47:24 [Preview] No.309402 del
(367.21 KB 800x600 theotherneet.jpeg)
Here you go.

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 09:48:31 [Preview] No.309403 del
Monk's doing a great job of fat-shaming me.
Made me start microwaving food.

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 09:49:18 [Preview] No.309404 del
Always the otherNEET, never the icecreamNEET.

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 09:49:58 [Preview] No.309405 del
Go on.

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 09:50:06 [Preview] No.309406 del
I wont stop eating tonight because of these brazen insults.

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 09:50:48 [Preview] No.309407 del
Frozen Spaghoot sauce with rice.
I must feed.

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 09:56:04 [Preview] No.309409 del
Not bad.
I recommend beef mince, rice, and frozen veges.
Chuck the rice cooker on, the 500g of mince in the pan with spices of choice, divide between 3 containers, sprinkle frozen veg mix ontop.
Easiest meal I've found so far. Can do it in 15 minutes and make 3 meals.
I do roughly 100g of raw white rice per dish, don't know what that is in cups.
A fuckload of black pepper too.

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 09:57:15 [Preview] No.309410 del
Turns out it's the frozen mexican type sauce.

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 09:57:51 [Preview] No.309411 del
It sort of it that.

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 09:58:50 [Preview] No.309412 del
Listening to the music I used to listen to when I was delivering pizza for a couple weeks.

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 09:59:18 [Preview] No.309413 del
Take stupid risks, win a stupid prize

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 09:59:37 [Preview] No.309414 del
Thank you kind NEETs.

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 10:00:58 [Preview] No.309415 del
You needed it!

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 10:01:05 [Preview] No.309416 del
Dido made some nice songs.

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 10:02:15 [Preview] No.309417 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=7tMf_RzeTA4 [Embed]

this one is better

The Business - Drinking and driving

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 10:02:40 [Preview] No.309418 del
Didn't need to be made to feel like a fatty.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=1TO48Cnl66w [Embed]

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 10:03:56 [Preview] No.309419 del
You could have taken up my suggestion about rimming instead.

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 10:04:43 [Preview] No.309420 del
Fuck, shouldn't have put that on.
Getting nostalgic about things that never had.
Emotional responses to make believe.

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 10:05:09 [Preview] No.309421 del
never happened*

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 10:06:41 [Preview] No.309422 del

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 10:07:01 [Preview] No.309423 del
Fuuuuuck put some kievs and hash browns in the oven, roomate had turned it up to 220, jesus almost ruined me din dins

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 10:08:11 [Preview] No.309424 del
To the second tongue knuckle.

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 10:08:37 [Preview] No.309425 del
Slap her on the tit.

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 10:08:46 [Preview] No.309426 del
Deciding on the most strategic time to chuck a sickie.
Its early enough to make a legitimate excuse, like I need to help a relative move house or something at short notice, but not late enough to claim illness.

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 10:09:19 [Preview] No.309427 del
You almost went past your stop to flavour town.

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 10:09:55 [Preview] No.309428 del
Exploit it!

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 10:10:32 [Preview] No.309429 del
Just had a shake with tim tam gelati. It was overpriced

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 10:10:41 [Preview] No.309430 del
Don't chuck a sicky mong.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=E1fzJ_AYajA [Embed]

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 10:11:09 [Preview] No.309431 del
I'm particularly looking forward to the possum nut cream variety.

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 10:11:53 [Preview] No.309432 del
Just go to work

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 10:13:01 [Preview] No.309433 del
This is why he doesn't post here any more.

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 10:14:40 [Preview] No.309434 del
I saw Nuro dancing on a segway with sunnies on at night once.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=6FEDrU85FLE [Embed]

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 10:14:57 [Preview] No.309435 del
Working is for Sirs

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 10:18:35 [Preview] No.309436 del
Arnott's made possum into a tim-tam's flavour once.

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 10:19:12 [Preview] No.309437 del
Don't do it, just go to work.

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 10:23:40 [Preview] No.309438 del
Monk has failed completely in his ambition to become a monk neet, but it's not to late for him to become mong neet. Let's give him our full support.

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 10:24:22 [Preview] No.309439 del
I saw Possum smile at the tree I was hiding in watching him dance once.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=C2cMG33mWVY [Embed]

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 10:27:25 [Preview] No.309440 del
Very confused about this post.

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 10:27:32 [Preview] No.309441 del
Possum's smiles are the warmest.

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 10:28:39 [Preview] No.309442 del
I almost forgot about the origin of that name he got. I do agree boongery will lead to mongery. Thankfully we have a fella here that can help him when he gets there.

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 10:30:01 [Preview] No.309443 del
I have just responded to a ticket about a false forklift g-force alarm.
My conclusion is that its false and a result of a pallet bouncing around, especially given the low tolerance for g-force alerts on this forklift.
As a result of my hard work at late hours without pay, I will be taking stress leave tomorrow to recover.

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 10:31:20 [Preview] No.309444 del

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 10:31:36 [Preview] No.309445 del
It's important to not investigate faults further and blame user error:

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 10:32:17 [Preview] No.309446 del
Her song "White Flag" has always given me Battle of Berlin vibes.
The lines about "I caused to much mess and destruction" and "I will go down with this ship/ I won't put my hands up and surrender".

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 10:32:29 [Preview] No.309447 del
They mean the world to me.

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 10:33:29 [Preview] No.309448 del
Nuro isn't femaleRoommateNEET you mong.

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 10:34:15 [Preview] No.309449 del
He has a crazy pet lady living below him though.

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 10:34:38 [Preview] No.309450 del
Good night NEETs. Sleep tight.

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 10:34:44 [Preview] No.309451 del
>to much
*too much
Fuck me, and I'm not even drunk yet.

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 10:35:00 [Preview] No.309452 del
Possum pocket pussy.

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 10:35:38 [Preview] No.309453 del
uh uh uh flavourtown

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 10:35:44 [Preview] No.309454 del
Matchbox20 give me similar feels. I think.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=HAkHqYlqops [Embed]

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 10:36:59 [Preview] No.309455 del
Gonna lie down on the beanbag and watch a documentary on the great library of ninevah. Goodnight neeties.

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 10:38:23 [Preview] No.309456 del
might go have a schizo screech on the gen

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 10:39:02 [Preview] No.309457 del
And he should slap her tit.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=fwJazZIWNgg [Embed]

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 10:39:22 [Preview] No.309458 del
Sweet dreams.

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 10:39:43 [Preview] No.309459 del
>library of ninevah
Cool, good night.

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 10:42:40 [Preview] No.309460 del
Pulling the mental health card sickie
In reality, its legit

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 10:44:35 [Preview] No.309461 del
Mental health isn't real.

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 10:45:05 [Preview] No.309462 del
If people believe it then its real

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 10:46:21 [Preview] No.309463 del
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Goodnight NEETs

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 10:47:16 [Preview] No.309464 del
it's all in their heads.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=beINamVRGy4 [Embed]

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 10:48:38 [Preview] No.309465 del
Nighty night

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 10:53:26 [Preview] No.309466 del
How tall do you reckon nuro is?

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 10:56:38 [Preview] No.309467 del
9 feet. 176 cm

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 10:59:16 [Preview] No.309468 del
He has a manlet aura.

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 11:07:57 [Preview] No.309469 del
no comment

yes that was a close one

nuro will never confirm nor deny his living conditions

imposter ! ban him #BO

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 11:10:36 [Preview] No.309470 del
why the fuck do you care????

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 11:11:53 [Preview] No.309471 del
I am about to watch The Mummy (1999).

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 11:12:20 [Preview] No.309472 del

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 11:12:33 [Preview] No.309473 del
Watching an epic argument late night argument on slack

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 11:13:34 [Preview] No.309474 del
My excuse is I have to see my doctor in the morning to review my blood test, and then I'll work remotely for the other half day.

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 11:26:36 [Preview] No.309475 del
Go to work you mong.

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 11:47:33 [Preview] No.309476 del
got my bloods done today, fasted and took a break from the booze and drank plany of water, hope i cheated a little *tehehe*

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 11:53:02 [Preview] No.309478 del
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NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 12:10:17 [Preview] No.309479 del

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 12:10:41 [Preview] No.309480 del
now your stirring up shit

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 12:12:42 [Preview] No.309481 del
Old bloke from work is absolutely sperging out late night on the group chat. Talking about how hes so stressed he's gonna quit and shit. Juggling two calls is too much for him.
Like a dumb mong I politely offered to take his shift (12-8) which would mean way more calls.
I won't do it. Dumb cunt should quit, like I should.

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 12:14:09 [Preview] No.309482 del
Nuro really is a facebook mum.

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 12:16:03 [Preview] No.309483 del
Fark still havent called in sick

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 12:17:31 [Preview] No.309485 del
did you actually get the bloods ?

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 12:37:12 [Preview] No.309486 del
Not yet.

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 12:48:34 [Preview] No.309487 del
i had to have a sickie so i take it easy, not get monged and fast and get the bloods done first thing in the morning

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 12:48:58 [Preview] No.309488 del
Told bossman I had to drive my brother out to west melbs in late morning. I work in east melbs, and live in central melbs, fucking kino excuse. Means I can sleep in and half ass it until late arvo.

Professional boong

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 13:18:31 [Preview] No.309489 del

https://youtube.com/watch?v=sucj175pxXY [Embed]

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 13:47:27 [Preview] No.309490 del
Nostalgic for a surf culture I was never part of

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 14:08:58 [Preview] No.309491 del
you know this shit always gets memory-holed - so here

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 14:11:34 [Preview] No.309492 del
and this version for mass media

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 15:30:14 [Preview] No.309493 del
good morning NEETs

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 17:59:41 [Preview] No.309494 del
Morning neeties. 5 am, day begins, and another chance to turn my life around.

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 18:01:34 [Preview] No.309495 del
You have one continuous chance.

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 19:04:19 [Preview] No.309496 del
I'll turn you around.

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 19:59:05 [Preview] No.309497 del

i need to lose weight
it hurts to bend over and pick things up

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 20:48:36 [Preview] No.309498 del
Your boongery is not a reasonable mental health issue.


Florida was very pro-Trump.

>another chance to turn my life around.
What will that involve?

>it hurts to bend over and pick things up
You need this:

Good morning NEETs.

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 20:52:16 [Preview] No.309499 del
Good morning friends.
Another day.

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 20:53:14 [Preview] No.309500 del
iktf sort of.
I can't exercise because of spinal issues and the less I do the harder it gets.

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 20:54:12 [Preview] No.309501 del
>Tradie who stalked dozens of women as they exercised CRIES in court as he's jailed for his two year reign of terror that left victims with PTSD until he was undone by CCTV
>>Moody intimidated and exposed himself to women exercising near Narrabeen and Dee Why lagoons.
>>A remorseful Moody acknowledged his actions in an apology letter to victims.
>>'I would like to express my sincere apologies. I'm fully aware I've impacted people's lives, and I feel disgusted in myself.'
>>Moody wept in the dock as he was sentenced to a minimum 19 months behinds bars.
>>His pregnant wife wasn't in court to support him.

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 20:55:48 [Preview] No.309502 del
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>I can't exercise because of spinal issues
This product is the new pool stool.

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 20:57:30 [Preview] No.309503 del
i'm struggling to put on socks and underpants

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 20:58:14 [Preview] No.309504 del
I have one of those. They're good for small, light things, but they struggle with many objects.

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 20:59:54 [Preview] No.309505 del
chilling a litre of water in the fridge with a tea infusion thing
going to have that instead of a monster this morning

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 21:15:47 [Preview] No.309506 del
>but they struggle with many objects.
We should design one with an executive tick of approval.

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 21:16:04 [Preview] No.309507 del
Good choice.

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 21:22:29 [Preview] No.309508 del
I have consumed this litre of water. It was refreshing.

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 21:25:36 [Preview] No.309509 del
Did you make a loud audible "Ahhhhhh" sound afterwards?

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 21:28:25 [Preview] No.309510 del
No. I'll work on it.

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 21:40:30 [Preview] No.309511 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=0CZ3IKQ1pI8 [Embed]

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 21:40:38 [Preview] No.309512 del
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Still thinking about that bag of vindaloo.

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 21:45:06 [Preview] No.309513 del
>thumb a ride
More likely a knuckle today

>he was curious

Honestly these types of campaigns are why males are always seen as sex offenders.

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 21:46:59 [Preview] No.309514 del
Very simple bean soup.
Soak dried beans overnight
Cook the beans with that water, add a whole pealed onion, a clove of garlic or two, bay leafs, salt, pepper. Cook it until beans are soft. Thicken it with either sour cream or roux, or both.
Can be Hungarian style roux, fry chopped onions in lard, fry flour, add paprika with quick stir (don't burn the paprika, just mix it).
Optional: root veggies, smoked meat (eg. ham, bacon or anything really), sausage.
Serve it with bread.
Sometimes I add chopped raw onions and/or vinegar to my portion.

No pics this time.

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 21:48:21 [Preview] No.309515 del
Fell asleep on the couch again. Glasses on the floor under my desk, must have had my head in my arms at some point.
Someone called in sick, so bossman rang to wake me up, and deal with some shit.
Half hungover, half intoxicated, 100% sick cunt
Boongin aint easy

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 21:49:52 [Preview] No.309516 del
>Boongin aint easy
Boong lyfe

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 21:50:58 [Preview] No.309517 del
>(don't burn the paprika, just mix it).
This should be in red text.

>Very simple bean soup.
Sounds wholesome.

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 21:52:48 [Preview] No.309518 del
>Someone called in sick, so bossman rang to wake me up
Did he ask about your brother >>309488 ?

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 21:53:23 [Preview] No.309519 del
Asked what time I would be leaving.

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 21:53:33 [Preview] No.309520 del
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NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 21:58:16 [Preview] No.309521 del
This image always gets a chuckle from me.

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 22:04:25 [Preview] No.309522 del
i need a poo

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 22:08:25 [Preview] No.309523 del
After payday next week I reckon I'll put in my months notice and resign.
Sick of this pajeet shit and a team of fuckwits who talk about graphics cards like a bunch of engineers but don't know what a private IP address is.

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 22:14:36 [Preview] No.309524 del
do your coworkers browse /g/ by any chance?

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 22:15:50 [Preview] No.309525 del
Good luck.

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 22:16:14 [Preview] No.309526 del
>bunch of engineers but don't know what a private IP address is.
Absolutely disgusting.

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 22:21:40 [Preview] No.309527 del
get another IT job lined up first

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 22:25:37 [Preview] No.309528 del
yo i'm down
when are you at that bar next?
i'll shout ya no shit

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 22:33:38 [Preview] No.309529 del
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NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 22:37:18 [Preview] No.309530 del
>Professional boong

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 22:37:54 [Preview] No.309531 del
Cat demon

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 22:42:49 [Preview] No.309532 del
pool water has fucked my hair

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 22:49:50 [Preview] No.309533 del
>tfw no good morning (You)'s.

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 22:50:31 [Preview] No.309534 del
Hey Wombini, you might get a kick out of this.

I get the feeling a lot of IoT devices are gonna get shoah'd. A good day to skip the office.

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 22:53:10 [Preview] No.309535 del
Thinking of having a boong. Some maccas nugets, sundaes, coke, and a fat little lamb.

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 22:54:14 [Preview] No.309536 del
all the good morning (you's) seem to be in good order

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 22:54:42 [Preview] No.309537 del
now that's what i call a plan!

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 22:55:01 [Preview] No.309538 del
Good, that monster shit is bad.

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 22:55:34 [Preview] No.309539 del
I'm going to IGA for some pringles, some gummi pizzas, a white monster and a stout. Boong breakfast.

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 22:57:06 [Preview] No.309540 del
Get the next job before giving notice.

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 22:57:14 [Preview] No.309541 del
yellow top? longneck?

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 22:57:35 [Preview] No.309542 del
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time to play some kenshi
peak comfy time

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 22:58:22 [Preview] No.309543 del
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Based and executive pilled.

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 22:58:52 [Preview] No.309544 del
They are not.
I didn't see yours either.

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 23:00:13 [Preview] No.309545 del
I'll begin applying today tomorrow

Two of.


NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 23:00:39 [Preview] No.309546 del
should be good
the sheltered workshop makes heavy use of Telstra mobile services

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 23:04:29 [Preview] No.309547 del
the you's seem in order
which post is it?

>I'll begin applying today tomorrow
apply for a med cert

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 23:06:37 [Preview] No.309548 del
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Off to drive my brother across the city for two hours :^)

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 23:10:05 [Preview] No.309549 del
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take a slight 5 minute detour

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 23:11:37 [Preview] No.309550 del
Have a wank.

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 23:15:15 [Preview] No.309551 del
Dude, that thread was started in February 2020.

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 23:15:25 [Preview] No.309552 del
nice advice cunt

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 23:16:09 [Preview] No.309553 del
Had some pasta, drowned in cheese. That should keep me going until macca's starts cooking lunchtime menu in 14 minutes.

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 23:16:34 [Preview] No.309554 del
I normally say good morning later in the morning but I was earlier today.

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 23:18:53 [Preview] No.309555 del
>10:30 lunchtime menu
is this really a thing?
anyway what you getting?
i used to like the onion tings but they've gone feral

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 23:20:05 [Preview] No.309556 del
is the mcrib still available?

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 23:23:04 [Preview] No.309557 del
Get a fucking good job.

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 23:30:58 [Preview] No.309558 del
>good job
not in IT

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 23:33:37 [Preview] No.309559 del
did u?

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 23:34:05 [Preview] No.309560 del

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 23:34:15 [Preview] No.309561 del
having another litre of water

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 23:34:32 [Preview] No.309562 del
Depends on the store. I am guessing no since it was probably limited while stocks last.

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 23:36:39 [Preview] No.309563 del
Fuck. Got the drone that I bought years ago out and got it working. Then it literally took 3 seconds for me to crash it, and now one of the propellers has come off and I can't find it. Why even try?

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 23:38:15 [Preview] No.309564 del
I worry that I'll be able to bullshit my way through an interview and then get sacked because my 'proficiency in Python scripting' is literally just an automated /gif/ thread downloader.

Having a can of goat.

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 23:40:39 [Preview] No.309565 del
Good to flush out your system. Be careful of that water weight I keep hearing Nick talk about.

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 23:41:06 [Preview] No.309566 del
The Chad drone flew away.

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 23:42:59 [Preview] No.309567 del
>months notice
two weeks mate

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 23:43:52 [Preview] No.309568 del
My contract says a month.

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 23:44:21 [Preview] No.309569 del
There is a praying mantis thing by my front door. I wonder what it wants.

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 23:44:50 [Preview] No.309570 del
i love it when casuals say this

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 23:44:51 [Preview] No.309571 del
chad drones' props don't "come off" they break off

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 23:46:13 [Preview] No.309572 del

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 23:50:03 [Preview] No.309573 del

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 23:50:25 [Preview] No.309574 del
Feed it!

NEET 02/10/2021 (Wed) 23:51:44 [Preview] No.309575 del
>I worry that I'll be able to bullshit my way through an interview and then get sacked because my 'proficiency in Python scripting' is literally just an automated /gif/ thread downloader.
perhaps you should spend less time drinking and more time studying

NEET 02/11/2021 (Thu) 00:01:58 [Preview] No.309577 del

NEET 02/11/2021 (Thu) 00:03:26 [Preview] No.309578 del
Technically doesn't say what those years of experience apply to so you could have had a business that ran 4 years offering IT support. The rest of the social communication for the amount they would pay would probably be bullshit.

NEET 02/11/2021 (Thu) 00:03:42 [Preview] No.309579 del
Wrong. Soft skills are very important in today's IT job market.

NEET 02/11/2021 (Thu) 00:05:16 [Preview] No.309580 del
Studying is for nerds.

NEET 02/11/2021 (Thu) 00:10:24 [Preview] No.309581 del
If you quit and have nothing lined up, I look forward to the homeless arc.

NEET 02/11/2021 (Thu) 00:11:36 [Preview] No.309582 del
I'm not that mong.

NEET 02/11/2021 (Thu) 00:11:47 [Preview] No.309583 del
>Too unmotivated to even go out and get some junk food.

NEET 02/11/2021 (Thu) 00:13:01 [Preview] No.309584 del
get delivery like a g

NEET 02/11/2021 (Thu) 00:18:40 [Preview] No.309585 del
These are not the mongs you're looking for.

NEET 02/11/2021 (Thu) 00:21:57 [Preview] No.309586 del
could've made bank on shitcoins but too lazy

NEET 02/11/2021 (Thu) 00:23:50 [Preview] No.309587 del
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NEET 02/11/2021 (Thu) 00:24:47 [Preview] No.309588 del
My homeless arc would at least be interesting. Winters still a fair bit away.

NEET 02/11/2021 (Thu) 00:26:27 [Preview] No.309589 del
get some hiking gear and hobo it in the bush

NEET 02/11/2021 (Thu) 00:28:06 [Preview] No.309590 del
if i was not destitute the past few years and living at subsistance level i would be rich off coins. if i had disposable income i was so gonna mine some doge

NEET 02/11/2021 (Thu) 00:28:33 [Preview] No.309591 del
Good morning NEETs

feeling 200% thismorn

NEET 02/11/2021 (Thu) 00:29:02 [Preview] No.309592 del
i got 30k in the bank doing nothing

NEET 02/11/2021 (Thu) 00:29:11 [Preview] No.309593 del
>if i had disposable income i was so gonna mine some doge
they're worth a whopping 9 cents now

NEET 02/11/2021 (Thu) 00:29:11 [Preview] No.309594 del
Get ready to wank poo and you'll be fine.

NEET 02/11/2021 (Thu) 00:29:34 [Preview] No.309595 del
better bring that back down to base level

NEET 02/11/2021 (Thu) 00:29:42 [Preview] No.309596 del
Good morning Nuro.

How are you going to use this 200%?

NEET 02/11/2021 (Thu) 00:30:12 [Preview] No.309597 del
I think it's more the relative increase in value on large amounts. If you dumped thousands in the amount would be more significant.

NEET 02/11/2021 (Thu) 00:30:44 [Preview] No.309598 del
extra effort at wftd !

NEET 02/11/2021 (Thu) 00:30:52 [Preview] No.309599 del
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Listening to Beastie Boys and having my third beer of the morning.
Feeling quite alright.

Bonza. Good to hear.

NEET 02/11/2021 (Thu) 00:31:44 [Preview] No.309600 del
what's the vile equivalent of fugg xD?

NEET 02/11/2021 (Thu) 00:32:38 [Preview] No.309601 del
listen to somwething decent like regurgitator

NEET 02/11/2021 (Thu) 00:33:50 [Preview] No.309602 del

NEET 02/11/2021 (Thu) 00:42:32 [Preview] No.309603 del
better than shittyboys

NEET 02/11/2021 (Thu) 00:56:38 [Preview] No.309604 del
>(I think it is Hart who points out in his book a morbid thing that the British General Staff were doing at the Somme: they were collecting class rings from the German dead. What they were attempting to determine was how much of Germany's potential manpower they had managed to wipe out during offensive operations by what graduating class years they were finding.)
What would indicate the Germans were low on manpower? That the rings were from increasingly young men?

NEET 02/11/2021 (Thu) 00:58:05 [Preview] No.309605 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=aUeBDMH8QTs [Embed]

NEET 02/11/2021 (Thu) 01:03:08 [Preview] No.309606 del
It would suck being deployed there.

NEET 02/11/2021 (Thu) 01:04:35 [Preview] No.309607 del
Better than being stuck in my bedroom doing nothing

NEET 02/11/2021 (Thu) 01:06:01 [Preview] No.309608 del
if Jar Head was anything to go on, it was a complete waste of time. Nothing happened and they didn't get to shoot anybody.

NEET 02/11/2021 (Thu) 01:06:46 [Preview] No.309609 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=T2T0vdfT1ps [Embed]

NEET 02/11/2021 (Thu) 01:07:31 [Preview] No.309610 del
You all could be.

NEET 02/11/2021 (Thu) 01:09:45 [Preview] No.309611 del

NEET 02/11/2021 (Thu) 01:11:27 [Preview] No.309612 del

NEET 02/11/2021 (Thu) 01:14:14 [Preview] No.309613 del
Very thirsty today.

NEET 02/11/2021 (Thu) 01:15:43 [Preview] No.309614 del
For standards or?

NEET 02/11/2021 (Thu) 01:15:44 [Preview] No.309615 del
Open wide

NEET 02/11/2021 (Thu) 01:16:05 [Preview] No.309616 del
Really not in the mood for wageing

NEET 02/11/2021 (Thu) 01:18:35 [Preview] No.309617 del
A bit of PTSD never harmed anyone.

NEET 02/11/2021 (Thu) 01:19:54 [Preview] No.309618 del
apart from some SAS and commando units, our soldiers haven't done any real fighting since Vietnam. I'd wager a fair chunk of the post-Vietnam PTSD is just bullshit aimed at getting gibbs

NEET 02/11/2021 (Thu) 01:24:29 [Preview] No.309620 del
Haha, oh wow

Say that to my face cunt, I'll show you a thing or two about combat and PTSD

NEET 02/11/2021 (Thu) 01:27:17 [Preview] No.309621 del
Possum was investigated for war crimes in Vietnam but the investigation was dropped after the lead investigator was found dead.

NEET 02/11/2021 (Thu) 01:28:01 [Preview] No.309622 del
I mean water.
I've had maybe 1.5L so far this morning. It is really hot here which probably explains it.

NEET 02/11/2021 (Thu) 01:29:32 [Preview] No.309623 del
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Reading about PTSD in military dogs gives me the feels.

NEET 02/11/2021 (Thu) 01:30:00 [Preview] No.309624 del
Have a wank and it'll even out.

NEET 02/11/2021 (Thu) 01:30:15 [Preview] No.309625 del
I once heard Possum say he loved the smell of Garlic Bread in the morning.

NEET 02/11/2021 (Thu) 01:34:16 [Preview] No.309626 del
Cruisey threw a firecracker under Possum's bed and shouted "GOOKS" once.

NEET 02/11/2021 (Thu) 01:34:49 [Preview] No.309627 del
Weber visited his relatives in South America once.

NEET 02/11/2021 (Thu) 01:35:27 [Preview] No.309628 del
Big loafs?

NEET 02/11/2021 (Thu) 01:35:43 [Preview] No.309629 del
Take it out on your tax paid councelor.

NEET 02/11/2021 (Thu) 01:36:25 [Preview] No.309630 del
Long visit to Argentina?

NEET 02/11/2021 (Thu) 01:37:23 [Preview] No.309631 del
I actually yelled Charlie! and monk jumped through the window once.

NEET 02/11/2021 (Thu) 01:39:00 [Preview] No.309632 del
AbseilNEET improvised a sex swing at a council meeting once.

NEET 02/11/2021 (Thu) 01:43:01 [Preview] No.309633 del
It's only midday and I've given up.

NEET 02/11/2021 (Thu) 01:47:56 [Preview] No.309634 del
Blame it on the Webby

NEET 02/11/2021 (Thu) 01:56:53 [Preview] No.309635 del
What should I get for food?

NEET 02/11/2021 (Thu) 01:58:12 [Preview] No.309636 del
Poor Webby.

NEET 02/11/2021 (Thu) 02:01:18 [Preview] No.309637 del
Modern combat has changed since the 40's, 50's, and 60's.
Instead of a long boat ride home, these soldiers are magically transported from sleeping on top of the roof of their 5-ton at night in Februar and eating MREs, gritty from moondust, straight into mommy's arms and a home cooked meal...

There is no transition time any more. No time to adjust.
Also, the OpTempo (Operations Tempo) had been way higher after 9/11 than it had in the previous wars. (Gulf War excepted, but that was a what - a 100-day war?)
Soldiers didn't get R&R or mid-tour leave like they used to in Vietnam and before. Even during WWII American Soldiers would get R&R time back in places like Paris, for example, far away from the front lines.

SOC (Special Operations Command) though, treats the soldiers well. They have priority bulge, and they get priority psych treatment.
Not like the little grunt 11B10 at a line company.
Its the younger guys at the regular line units that suffer from the PTSD the most.

Army Truck Drivers had it the worst because the IEDs were targeted for them and it took its toll.

One of the worst sounds is the sound that a garbage truck makes when it drops one of those big metal empty garbage bins - its just like a mortar.
I still get nervous around garbage and cement trucks because they are good hiding places for VBIEDs.
We would get rocketed or mortared every day, multiple times a day in 2004, and we would have to run and scurry like rats into hiding every time to our faggy bunkers. I would get in trouble because I would sleep through rocket and mortar attacks.

Fuck this world.

I'm just trying to find a place where I can hang out.

Fuck you.

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NEET 02/11/2021 (Thu) 02:10:16 [Preview] No.309640 del
A based response.

NEET 02/11/2021 (Thu) 02:10:56 [Preview] No.309641 del
an actual seppo

NEET 02/11/2021 (Thu) 02:11:53 [Preview] No.309642 del
How many?

NEET 02/11/2021 (Thu) 02:12:18 [Preview] No.309643 del

NEET 02/11/2021 (Thu) 02:13:02 [Preview] No.309644 del
Imagine unironically being american.

NEET 02/11/2021 (Thu) 02:13:21 [Preview] No.309645 del
Is bunnings cooking now days?

NEET 02/11/2021 (Thu) 02:15:59 [Preview] No.309646 del

NEET 02/11/2021 (Thu) 02:19:09 [Preview] No.309647 del
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Head punch neet didn't make it guys, although he tried. Press 'f' to pay your respects.

NEET 02/11/2021 (Thu) 02:21:52 [Preview] No.309648 del
a hard butthole indeed

NEET 02/11/2021 (Thu) 02:22:03 [Preview] No.309649 del
...I could've sworn that was webby

NEET 02/11/2021 (Thu) 02:22:43 [Preview] No.309650 del
I am guessing the governments on either side will blame each other and won't take any fault.

NEET 02/11/2021 (Thu) 02:28:35 [Preview] No.309651 del
Howdy NEEToes, hows it going?

NEET 02/11/2021 (Thu) 02:38:25 [Preview] No.309653 del
Good afternoon NEET. I am going well. Yourself?

NEET 02/11/2021 (Thu) 02:40:12 [Preview] No.309654 del
Thot life?

NEET 02/11/2021 (Thu) 02:41:58 [Preview] No.309655 del
Doing fine.

NEET 02/11/2021 (Thu) 02:42:08 [Preview] No.309656 del
Hullo Shire. Good thank you. How are you?

NEET 02/11/2021 (Thu) 02:43:05 [Preview] No.309657 del
Not bad at all.

NEET 02/11/2021 (Thu) 02:44:33 [Preview] No.309658 del
Not bad. Trying to troubleshoot an OBDII issue which is basically like speaking Chinese to me.
5th beer.

NEET 02/11/2021 (Thu) 02:46:09 [Preview] No.309659 del
>Wondering who the most racist neet on ausneets is.

NEET 02/11/2021 (Thu) 02:47:22 [Preview] No.309661 del
She's a classy broad from Lizbef where Webby comes from.

NEET 02/11/2021 (Thu) 02:49:13 [Preview] No.309662 del
Is it giving some sort of code?

NEET 02/11/2021 (Thu) 02:51:06 [Preview] No.309663 del
>OpTempo (Operations Tempo) had been way higher after 9/11 than it had in the previous wars
Why is this?

NEET 02/11/2021 (Thu) 02:51:16 [Preview] No.309664 del

NEET 02/11/2021 (Thu) 02:52:18 [Preview] No.309665 del
certain political figures owned significant oil shares and wanted the prices to go up up up

NEET 02/11/2021 (Thu) 02:52:42 [Preview] No.309666 del
That's a previous generation Guardian alcohol interlocker. When they wired mine up they fucked it up somehow and after several months I had to replace the alternator.
That shit gives me PTSD. Putting my head down in the Dans carpark to shamefully blow into it.

NEET 02/11/2021 (Thu) 02:55:04 [Preview] No.309667 del
I want to know what she did to get 1109 days on interlock.
When I got done for mid-range DUI, I was given the option of a six month suspension or 3 months suspension and 12 months interlock. I elected to just cop the 6 months sweet rather than go through all that BS.

NEET 02/11/2021 (Thu) 02:57:25 [Preview] No.309668 del
You naughty NEETs shouldn't be driving while under the influence of Dan's medicine.

NEET 02/11/2021 (Thu) 02:57:43 [Preview] No.309669 del
1109 days is 36 months.
When I got done for being 0.13 that equaled 13 months with an interlocker. Either she was way over or re-offending which doubles your original sentence, at least.

NEET 02/11/2021 (Thu) 02:58:08 [Preview] No.309670 del
I don't think my Dans existed back when I got done.

NEET 02/11/2021 (Thu) 02:59:42 [Preview] No.309671 del
Probably a repeat offender.

NEET 02/11/2021 (Thu) 03:01:46 [Preview] No.309672 del
They needed it!

NEET 02/11/2021 (Thu) 03:06:10 [Preview] No.309673 del
Honestly alco's caught driving should lose their licenses for ever, not just a few months.

NEET 02/11/2021 (Thu) 03:08:16 [Preview] No.309674 del
I think the system some Seppo states have where they do a field sobriety test is better.
Arbitrary limits don't work with different genders and body weights and genetic tolerances.

NEET 02/11/2021 (Thu) 03:10:01 [Preview] No.309675 del
What if you're just a unco mong who can't pass one of those sobriety tests?

NEET 02/11/2021 (Thu) 03:11:14 [Preview] No.309676 del
lol I never thought of that
as a second breakfasted I'd probably to struggle to waddle heel-toe or bend over and touch my toes

NEET 02/11/2021 (Thu) 03:11:34 [Preview] No.309677 del
Learned the hard way that the mental health card you can pull for a late uni assignment doesn't go over so well in a court room.

NEET 02/11/2021 (Thu) 03:12:52 [Preview] No.309678 del
Probably shouldn't have a license to begin with.

NEET 02/11/2021 (Thu) 03:13:01 [Preview] No.309680 del
not if you're a white male
only excuse you can use there is "molested as a child"
the niggers here all claim to have been child soldiers with ptsd

NEET 02/11/2021 (Thu) 03:13:01 [Preview] No.309679 del
I agree with >>309674 in the sense that if you're involved in a serious crash. Pretty sure people have been pissed behind the wheel and hit someone that either killed them or seriously disabled them. Waited five years for the disqualification to finish and then back on the road they drive. I find it strange that society doesn't have a mandatory sentencing guidelines beyond the first offence beyond harsher penalties. Driving isn't a right.

NEET 02/11/2021 (Thu) 03:14:48 [Preview] No.309681 del
Good afternoon, it is hot and windy in Adelaide. I'm doing well but feeling lazy.
How are things in your world?

NEET 02/11/2021 (Thu) 03:15:18 [Preview] No.309682 del
>doesn't go over so well in a court room.
You really tried to pull that in front a judge who hears that shit all day?

NEET 02/11/2021 (Thu) 03:15:37 [Preview] No.309683 del
I don't think I will be having sausages then.

NEET 02/11/2021 (Thu) 03:16:08 [Preview] No.309684 del
It was worth a shot

NEET 02/11/2021 (Thu) 03:18:02 [Preview] No.309685 del
Sometimes you can get a discount for pleading guilty straight away without wasting the courts time (supermarket justice).

NEET 02/11/2021 (Thu) 03:20:57 [Preview] No.309686 del
>1109 days is 36 months.

NEET 02/11/2021 (Thu) 03:26:27 [Preview] No.309687 del
Cow orkers sister is in the parking lot.
Trying to get a decent perv

NEET 02/11/2021 (Thu) 03:29:37 [Preview] No.309688 del
Crane your neck.

NEET 02/11/2021 (Thu) 03:29:38 [Preview] No.309689 del