Kek, going to be a spergout tonight.

Just chucked that anny leave
Probably gonna be another weekend bender. Keen for ufc.
Where is our favourite fish monger?

>>309828
It's a valid question, even if he doesn't go the gym.

>>309828
I'd prefer if there wasn't one.

>>309832
Who's fighting this weekend?

>>309830
What a cliff hanger of a post.

So I herd u liek wallpapperz

>>309835
Usman v. Burns. No heavyweights unfortunately

>>309830
Or at least wipe it up when you do.

>>309819
1 x Max effort DMT hit
3 x 8-10 reps pint curl
2 x 5 reps nose beers
3 x 2 reps shameful wanks
Cock push-ups to superset

>>309837
Very nice image.

Possum did some nut crunches with me once. I was extremely sore afterwards.

>>309842
You needed them.

>>309841
We get the best selfies. Funny job, this. I don't think I'll ever do anything else tbqh famalam.

>>309844
What's the oldest bloke doing it?

Might buy an i30

>>309845
I have a fellow colleague just about to celebrate his 60th. If you're a spastic you'll break in this game.

>>309840
Quite well bantered.

>>309845
I should say, I'm no spring chicken, im 33.

>>309847
What do you do when it rains or there are wild winds?

>>309847
>just about to celebrate his 60th.
I am impressed.

>If you're a spastic you'll break in this game.
I can image many would.

>>309846
I wouldn't buy one.
What's your bulge?

>>309849
>im 33.
I can imagine if you keep up your physical fitness you would be fine.

>>309837
Dank pape.

Heres a double rainbow all the way.

>>309853
My legs are in excellent shape.

>>309855
I wonder if he would be allowed on any of the equipment.

Fucking real estate agent hasnt got back to me after I applied for a house, its been two days. Should have been a slam dunk.

>>309854
Noice.

>>309857
Just keep spitting out applications for different places until you get one.

I had mates who got PTSD from the shit work conditions on navy boats, and another who got PTSD from shovelling up gooks who got drowned in the tsunami as an army thing.


The Armed forces are a toxic workplace in peacetime.

>>309859
dunno. its been up for rent for months amid half a dozen others up for rent for months. I actually want the place.

>>309860
I got PTSD from being a regular wagie.

>>309860
PTSD has subjective symptoms. Anyone can be diagnosed with it.

Having a glass of Pilk.

Having a read of r/Adelaide
That seems a bit shit too.

>>309865
terrible place

>>309864
Good man.

3 schooners at the local.
1 for free.
6 goats take away.
I feel the need, the need to feed. Might be time for a good old burg

>>309837
If this was extremely high def you'd be able to see the Monk lair. And maybe even me out on the balcony with a can.

Just knocked off and got a nice buzz goin. Fuck yeah.

>>309850
Pack up, go home, get paid for 8

Union life

When I was an apprentice I was digging a trench with the excovator and cut a Telstra cable cutting off interwebs to a whole suburb once

>>309851
High attrition job, it is what it is. All rope dudes are touched in some way, some worse than others.

>>309854
All the way across the sky

>>309868
Always offer your friendly neighbourhood abseiler a cone or beer. ALWAYS.

>>309871
How did you know?

>>309870
Looking based as usual Nuro. That is a nice picture with good framing.

>>309871
He already knows what he needs to know.

>>309872
Cracklyfe.

>>309874
Long outage?
You always need to dial before you dig.

Took the leave and told my bossman to consider it as stress leave. He said "Cool. Work stress?"
I said yeah and that we can discuss it on Monday. Now I have to come up with a reason why I'm stressed. How stressful.

>>309879
Few hours. Pretty sure I just stood there with a shovel while two pajeets repaired some cables from memory.

>>309872
Why would a grown man do this? drugs?

>>309882
I'd say so. Southern Adelaide is as bad as Northern Adelaide.
It was disappointing he didn't hook the power line with it.

>>309884
I was waiting for the zap

>>309883
Thank you.

>>309885
I could have watched it on Crazy shit then.

>>309883
This gives many feels.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QP4CL3x8d8A

Any of you NEETs use Ice?

I've got masses of the stuff Fukn time to defrost the freexer

The coles buttermilk tendies were pretty good, 20mins in the oven, had them with some korean gochujang chili paste with the chippies.

skin was nice and crispy and the chicken was decent, overall approved for NEET consumption.

>>309890
Don't be a fool, a wise NEET said once.

>>309891
That's a positive outcome because I was worried when I heard Coles in the name of the product.

>>309889
I tried playing this a few times on my mobile but it wouldn't work.

>>309871
Part of the reason his neetlore is so shit.

The NDIS creates an environment where a disabled family member becomes a straight up business that supports multiple hangers on-ers. Its strange how severely retarded people are now cash cows for often desperate boong tier clans.

>>309890
I don't trust anyone who has even tried it.
Fucks people up.

>>309896
NDIS shit is 3x more expensive. It's not value for money if someone needs 24/7 care.

I honestly think those people who are violent frequently should be locked up. Like that woman who killed her mum a while back, she was destined for jail and or a institution. Jail is where she ended up. Why delay the inevitable?

>>309896
How do they do that?

>>309900
I've tried it.
Can confirm, I'm fucked up.

>>309901
The care system is pozzed and gutless. cases that could be managed effectively by separating out the toxic social and family dynamics are draining millions that could be better spent.

the behavioural mongs get better when you take the leach families out of the equation. The NDIS encourages them to hang around and leach.

Wish Cruisey would get Possum on the NDIS and then I could leech off possum and live in his shed and pinch cucumbers every now and then

>>309904
I have no issue supporting people to live better lives. I have issues when I have heard cases of clearly violent people getting whatever support they have requested because they can't handle them. I acknowledge that is probably a very small section of the population.

>>309906
I bet you've seen some shit.

>>309905
He should use some of that therapy money to buy a dungeon equipment for CBT when you steal his cucumbers.

>>309906
>violent people getting whatever support they have requested because they can't handle them.
This sounds applicable to me.
How do I get the bux? Should I beat up a bumble bee?

>>309897
>I dunno, is it?

lel'd

>>309907
I have. Manipulative people know how to twist any system to their desire and can bend the rules to meet their needs.

>>309909
Be violent mong and get locked up in a psych unit. Repeat a few times. Find a pathway to apply for the NDIS for support for your mental health issues and keep finding evidence for supports to help you with your mental health issues.

>>309912
No way could you fool a team of experts. Cruisey would know.

>>309905
You don't want to know where those cucumbers have been m8. There's a reason I'm in therapy.

>>309913
If tell the right story and fake taking your anti-psyhosis medication you will. You'll be forced fed it at one point so you'll have to get creative. You just need to build your case over time and understand how to write applications because most staff working on your support case will be useless except for a few staff who care.

>>309915
Eventually you will have to get to know a psychiatrist and they are going to be a lot smarter than you.
Forget it. just get a job you mong.

Fucking post. It's the start of my weekend and my only buddies are being gay and quiet probably watching that poofter star wars series on fagflix
I'm gonna roll meself a doobster

>>309916
I am not one who is saying it. If you doctor shop enough, chances are you'll come across a doctor who eat up the lies for the appointment fees. When he's writing reports for NDIS that's even more money in fees. It's building up a web of lies.

>>309920
what a bop

Getting hungry but I am going to the gym soon. I would normally have weetbix in times like this but I am all out.
Time to suffer I suppose.

>>309918
>watching that poofter star wars
I've been playing it. I've got quite a fair way but my leg is spasming with sciatica and feeling like the bone is about to explode. Also don't want to engage in NDIS ramblings, you sound like the mothers of the kids with level 2 social autism.

>>309922
Go to the gym and get some feed on the way back.

Going to get slightly boong'd.
I tried to go til Friday, but oh well.

harry pottder is on tele

Having my 13th beer and listening to Cold Chisel
Raining in Melbourne. Comfy as fuck having a durry on the balcony watching the city

Sitting on the beach drinkin' rocket fuels Oh Yeah!

>>309926
Which channel?

>>309927
I'm about to crack this.
Going to take it down the back with me.

>>309928
73

>>309929
Two glasses will do.

>>309931
Thank you but I might wait for the HP moofie after the meeting tonight.

>>309927
>Raining in Melbourne
Can't hear it over my air conditioning.

Bit disappointed in myself in that I need this board so much.
My mate who I went on cruises with has changed his number I think and didn't tell me and proteinNEET has his own life (He's very Nuro-esque and doesn't maintain relationships as he can make new ones easily.
The work guy, all we talk about is work, I can do that with the cow orkers. Monaro is good but you know.
It's not like I need friends, and really I don't have time for irl relationships.
It's a weird feeling.
Plus this place has given off a weird vibe lately, it's been nice tonight though. Time for a choof.

After all these years, weber is still a cunt that wont invite me to the discord channel that these fucking yuppie neet cunts keep a secret
Woozie fucking gay faggots circlejerking yourselves off in your dumb gay chat room

>>309935
Here with you mate. You still got me, even if I'm a boong.
I know that feel, a lot of my 'mates' hang out together without me and then talk about it openly while I'm around as if I should just know about what happened. Only invite me to birthdays and new years and shit.
Gonna have a choof too.
Disappointed that I need this board too. Seeing those screenshots of my own posts from two years ago was a bit rough, I can't bear to go through old threads and read my schizo shit.
What can ya do? Young blokes on the edge of society have nothing else. No solution.

>>309876
thank you home now.

little bit too sauced and ate way too much food today, because of boss man throwing his chicken wrap in the bin after a few flies were on it, made me drive half an hour at 1pm to get a kebab from the beach lel so i ate late

home now, put a kiev and hash brown in the oven even though im not hungry but know i need to eat after the goon

also not happy with that nuro imitator that is back lately he smells

>>309933
I'm listening to this https://youtube.com/watch?v=jATVgJ_grys [Embed]

>>309936
From what I know, the discord was run by cheesey and was full of rando r9k autists that have nothing to do with ausneets.

>>309935
You crave us!
We need you!

>>309936
Most important issues are discussed at tonight's meeting, if you are invited.

>>309876
thank you home now.

little bit too sauced and ate way too much food today, because of boss man throwing his chicken wrap in the bin after a few flies were on it, made me drive half an hour at 1pm to get a kebab from the beach lel so i ate late

home now, put a kiev and hash brown in the oven even though im not hungry but know i need to eat after the goon

also not happy with that nuro imitator that is back lately he smells

>>309938
Those flies are extra protein Nuro. I hope you didn't lose the.

>>309941
And those neets not invited will be forced to serve, one way or another.

>>309942
Based. I wish there was sound. I wanted to hear the electric whirl from the eeb.

>>309945
Council gets what it needs and craves.

I saw Weber steamroll Hermione Granger wearing a wand in our dumb gay chat room once.

>>309943
no it got junked i didnt eat it, the problem was i ordered a beef and bacon burger from the cafe at 9AM which was meant to be my only meal of the day, but then had late lunch, then goon now i am home flavourtown.


totally not my fault, should drink some more to wash it all down

>>309944
You need a replacement Helen. That's what is missing in your life. A Helen shaped hole.

>>309946
you get the 4chan version unless you want the 125mb 4k version ?

>>309948
Hot!

>>309949
Have another goon Nuro. You need it!
You deserve it!

>>309951
I'll watch it in the morning if you upload it.

>>309937
>What can you do?
Fucking aye. Lifes a trip. Just a cunt of a journey, where you make all the wrong decisions and are held accountable for them and your existence once.

>>309941
You're a dirty slut that just tells me what I want to hear.

Helen was a stable and calming feature in his life.

Bought some steamable bbq pork buns from coles for dindins. I notice the chink food section in supermarkets hardly ever have any chinks in them, and I presume they buy their food from specialist places. I don't have a special steaming pot anymore, so I wound up using my plastic vegetable strainer, with a saucepan of water underneath and an inverted plate on top to do the steaming.

>>309953
i shall do so !

>>309954
should be up soon, i just hate wasting sever resources on such frivolous matters,

>>309919
Any psych doctor that suspects you're faking will put his opinion on your ehealth record. Any alarm bells for assessors will sink you and all that effort.

>>309936
We've discussed this before and you know why you're not allowed. Neets raised in poor quality households can never truly change.

>>309958
In many ways Helen replaced Karen for a lot of us.

>>309930
looks alright

>>309940
I'm pretty much indistinguishable from a random r9k autist, in fact I used to be a random r9k autist. Not that you'd notice if I vanished.

>>309941
>invited
I would like an update on The Council's current seating arrangement.
I expect Monaro is stuck in NK's trap door, skulking around in the mud and poo poo. Unable to navigate it's way through the cuddle dungeon and get out. With a gag in his mouth. It's strange not having him constantly mention himself. That still leaves the other 5 chairs. Who ever got Shire's is lucky. That smelt like tyre spray and Cindy. I might've ended up with 10k's. I think he was here once.

>>309941
>invited
I would like an update on The Council's current seating arrangement.
I expect Monaro is stuck in NK's trap door, skulking around in the mud and poo poo. Unable to navigate it's way through the cuddle dungeon and get out. With a gag in his mouth. It's strange not having him constantly mention himself. That still leaves the other 5 chairs. Who ever got Shire's is lucky. That smelt like tyre spray and Cindy. I might've ended up with 10k's. I think he was here once.

>>309963
I may be a degenerate, but at least I've never wanted to fuck a chicken. Also I don't remember much helen posting, particularly the karen style good morning posts.

>>309938
Stinky NEET bum

>>309965
>Not that you'd notice if I vanished.
True for a lot of us

>>309960
You're awesome Nuro. Never wear a helmet, Hero.

New song with new guitar

>>309961
You can opt out of a ehealth record. I have.

You could build up a case over time. There are NEETs on here who could be a few steps away from a formal diagnosis based on their engagement with health facilities already. That's not to say it lessens their condition but shows that itself could be evidence of a mental health condition over time that continues to deteriorate as their needs are not addressed. Then they could if they wanted to play up their issues and increase their needs for funding. There are dodgy psychiatrists out there. One NEET specifically talked about one to get dexies he got on his first appointment.

>>309966
It's always shifting and moving. A formal list should be published.

Wouldn't mind working at a Ford factory in the 60s without any social media internet bullshit, just coming home to wifey and a kid or two and enjoying a peroni. Few inappropriate jokes with the boys in the lunch room over smoko. Fishing for yabbies on a Sunday morning and chucking em on the barb
Instead I got this pajeet IT shit getting my soul sucked into the LCD trying to filter columns for date ranges that no one even cares about

WOE!

>>309968
Perfectly timed ROCKET FUEL OHHH YEAHH.

>>309977
This, but with Holden.

>>309973
>>309974
Very nice.

>>309974
Farkin heavy as

>>309974
Smells like tyre spray and Cindy.

>>309973
We should use this Pepe for the next thread.

>>309980
>>309981
Thanks

>>309982
Yes

just rust-proof my hilux today. But of an effort. Put some SCA rust converter and primer. Gonna paint it all with rust proof paint when uni ends next week.

2 cans left.
Should probably head to craigs. That'll be 21 beers for the day.
Feel fine.
Got too consumed by punk music to watch the venetians tonight.

>>309983
We should use this Pepe for the next thread.

>>309985
What the fuck. Why does my flag say Philippines? ??? TPG asians are on to me cuts

>>309985
You can get this spray called acf-50 from britbong land that does a pretty good job, I've put it on the under parts of my motorbike.

Wish I could play guitar, or surf, or paint, or basically do anything except drink and browse the web.
Always amazes me when people have actual skills and hobbies.

>>309986
Don't worry, the venetians will watch over you instead.

>>309987
What title and OP post?

>>309987
Which is actually a nice follow up to the one at the start of this thread.

Cheap wine and a 4 week growth

>>309977
>yabbies on a Sunday morning
The life. One day man.

>>309989
Yeah i've got quite a bit of rust and had to do the whole undercarriage so a spray bottle costs a bomb. Sand paper and brush is what I'm using.

>>309985
Can you take some photos along the way,

>>309997
I really do not like this flag my neets. It gives me an identity and i do not want one. I also hate phillipino people

>>309989
I use that to get the stink off the under parts of my body.

>>309986
>the venetians
Australian synthpop act
/

>>309999
I will take some tommorw. I wish i took an before and after. There will be a part i missed and i will take a photo of it. Here is a photo of my baby until then

>>310003
Nice

>tfw no car

>>310000
You could use Australia flag that is an option.

Off to Craigo's. Anyone want some darts?

>>309990
You should do a social club activity that is held by the council.
>>309990
I couldn't find any that would suit.

>>310005
Thanks friendo!

>>310006
No. The goon tax grows.

>>310006
what are your cheapest ciggies

>>310003
Nice lux

>>309999
I was about to yell at this for fucking up Wizzy, but it's me.

>>310004
You should become monk's chaffeur. That way he can continue to slide hopelessly into degenerate alcoholism AND you get the use of a car.

>>310003
That is a very nice car.
You make me want one.

night all

Early 2000s Turbo Diesel Hilux SR5 crew cab would be pretty sweet.

Instant Gravy mix, salt, a little red wine and don't forget a dollop of tomato sauce for sweetness and that extra tang.
I'm going to make gravy.
For the wedges.

>>310015
Good night NEET. Sleep tight.

That's me too.

Good night NEETs. Sleep tight.

>>309986
>21beers
>TWENTY MOTHERFUCKING ONE BEERS

i dont know what to say really :/

>>310019
It's a lot of beers, I'd be totally fucked the next day.

>>310004
thanks anon. You can get a car they are pretty cheap only if you get a fake WA identification. Rego is very cheap in WA. I think it is most expensive in NSW.

>>310014
It is very nice. After 2001 they no longer made them any good ones. Changed to cheap plastic, don't know how any cunts fell for the meme that plastic was better than metal. I think they have gone back on track recently esp with the Isuzu competition. Will def get a second hand Isuzu once you can buy them for 8 grand or less. Hopefully, this baby will last me until then. He has been doing me well since I bought it. Was reluctant to sell my RAV4 until I just forced myself to do it. Sold her for $4,000 with 360,000ks. Was 100% worth it. Esp when i bought this Hilux for $6,000 at 303,000ks with an engine that had only done 240,000ks? Idk i gotta do the maths again

>>310021
The Isuzu D-max's are quite good

>>310019
Sounds like youre a poof whose never chucked a slab down tbh mate

>>310015
>>310018
Night

>>310021
>a second hand Isuzu once you can buy them for 8 grand or less.
How many k's is too many?

>>310024
You shouldn't start drinking so early, unless you're catching yabbies.

>>310028
I'm always catching yabbies in my mind
Should figure out how to ask my old man to go fishing for the first time in 12 years

>>310026
310,000. It depends on what car. Some cars, such as a Hilux and troop carrier will actually gain in $$ as the years go by. Whereas a corolla will fall into the abyss and be worth nothing. I would buy a 2nd hand Isuzu in this current year at 100,000ks, maybe a lil bit more. They aren't worth a lot and arent 'classic' like a Hilux is. They will take a long time to become a 'classic' car

>>310029
Yeah you should. That could become your hobby/

>>310032
Been thinking of it.
Shitey could come down to the pier and we could sink cans before getting the tram home.

>>310029
it is good fun. They are also yummy. Kinda sad to see them die. Reminds you of death and that we are all just animals.

>>310034
I am reading meditations right now by Marcus Aureiuls and I don't know if it is very good for my mental health.

>>310024
it was actually me nuro who made that post and drinking expensive piss water over long periods of time is not based, its pathetic.

Excersise some basic morning sobrietry and get a bottle of spirits in the afternoon and go out with a bang for fucks sake

>>310035
Aurelius was a stoic, he was also a mong, he knew he had a lot of limitations, but always tried to be virtuous in everything he did.

>>310035
I have that book. Haven't read it yet.

>>310036
I won't be taking drinking advice from you. I don't yet receive money from my Daddy like an actual whore

>>310037
I understand his stoicism. I already am a virtuous person. However, the fact he keeps talking about death etc etc its making me very nihilistic. Something I wasn't before. I used to look down on Nihilistic people. I don't like feeling like this, esp when I was happy beforehand.

>>310038
Why haven't you read it ? I feel it could help people who are depressed but it doesn't help me, who wasn't depressed in the first place.

>>310036
>>310038
Nuro is right.
You should've drunk them all at once, rather than starting so early.

>>310039
>Why haven't you read it ?
Lazy boongery

>>310038
MY DAD DOES NOT DRINK. AT LEAST I KNOW HIM YOU BASTARD FUCK. WANT A FIGHT ? YOU GOT ONE

>>310039
He talks about death a lot because he was seriously ill and afflicted by some disease, stoicism is also inherently nihilistic, it's all about virtues.

Goodnight NEETs

>>310045
Good night

>>310045
Goodnight oriental fancier.

>>310042
The money he saves on piss he regrettably sends to his dropkick son whos over 30, lives in a sharehouse and gets around on a bicycle.
Go fuck yourself, I'm sick of your clearly schizo chan-culture altered mind bullshit.
Install another distro because you can't figure out how to change window managers, while thinking you're hiding from the NSA.
Absolute fuckwit.

>>310043
I understand but people praised this book. Why would i want to be reminded that right now will never matter ever? Like I already knew this stuff and its a terrible thought. There are some passages that are helpful in relation to morals and virtue. But the death stuff gets to me

>>310050
Because death is spooky, thinking about no longer existing gets the noggin jogging

Motherbabushka has just done the weekly suicide check on me. She used about 6 question marks while asking me if I'm ok.
I will pretend to be asleep.

>>310052
Are you okay?

>>310052
Are you okay??????

>>310052
Meth cocain and ectascty

>>310052
IS THIS AFTER THE 21 BEERS ?

>>310056
On my 17th.

>>310054
Living the dream. Might tell her to stop it with the alarmist questioning.

I am so drunk my neets

>>310057
>On my 17th.
outstanding

>>310058
outstanding

>>310058
I'm on my way.

<Hi Monk, you okay??????
>I am fine and healthy. You and dad both need to stop with these checkups like I’m some kind of suicide risk. I’m 27 years old and I can handle whatever comes at me.


Don't really know how to have a relationship with my parents.
Somewhat concerning. Divorce is a disease.

You talkin' to me?

>>310062
Yes

"Let me tell you something, I have leaned more about America from riding in taxi cabs than in all the limos in the country"

>>310064
i know where you are going with this but it is dumb faggit limos are much longer that taxis so limo drivers have a harder time talking to their clients

The man Hasn’t slept in days. He gets headaches from the smell of flowers. He stares deeply into the bubbling of that cup thing. I could go on, but in my opinion, the whole movie is about Travis suffering from PTSD. Think about it, can’t sleep, wants to do something but doesn’t know what, constantly taking pills and feeling outcast and lonely like it’s him against the world. Everything in the city sets him off, like the violence and bad people on the street. And when Betsy rejects him, the only thing he knows to deal with this is to go back in action, hence the shaved head. If only travis got the help he needed, instead of living in a trash filled, dirty New York with only his thoughts

Got woken up after hours of sleep by the sound of an alarm going off. It wasn't my alarm, or my neighbours. I eventually traced it outside to where some mong had left a smoke alarm outside, and it was now being set off by the rain. Couldn't get it apart to take out the battery. Put it undercover and it stopped beeping. Apparently I'm the only person in this block of flats who has any hearing left.

aussie neets

Just went outside on the balcony for a dart.
Was alright, listened to the song I had on repeat when the ex left me for the first time years ago. Used to listen to to it every time I had a dart, sitting on the little brick fence between the pittosporums outside our old joint on the street.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=9Z6QiRofJWI [Embed]

Not sure if it was the 21 beers, or the 21 beers and the valium, but I had a little chunder in the bathroom vanity. Easy quick puke. Had a good hard look at myself and the tears running down my cheeks afterwards. A worthwhile moment. Finishing the last can now before bed.
Goodnight mates. Wishing you all a comfy Friday morn

Microwaving a meal and watching some netflix after 25 standards.
I wonder what a normal person would think of this. A fairly niche lifestyle to say the least.

-20c at night
comfy

Morning neeties. Everyday I wake up convinced that I have another chance to turn my life around. Let's see how it goes today.

Reading r9k drama threads about egirls. Please somebody stop me.

>>310068
>set off by the rain
That's strange.

>>310070
>a comfy Friday morn
Cheers cuz, you too.

>>310072
Apparently it's 17 now.
I had to put some trackies on.

>>310073
Good morning, start by not doing >>310074

>>310075
The water got into the electronics. What's strange is that only one other person, of the 30+ people within earshot, was bothered enough by it going off for 5 minutes to come out and investigate.

cleaned my old amp with deoxit, right channel started fading out
that shit is expensive for 30$/can but well worth it

>>310030
>I would buy a 2nd hand Isuzu in this current year at 100,000ks, maybe a lil bit more.
The lowest, slowest responsive car I have ever been.

>>310052
You need it!

>>310060
Based.

>>310061
You need those check-ups.

>>310070
>but I had a little chunder in the bathroom vanity. Easy quick puke.
Cute.

>A worthwhile moment. Finishing the last can now before bed.
This sentence really brings it home.

>Wishing you all a comfy Friday morn
You to.

>>310073
>>310078
Good morning NEETs.

mordning all

>>310082
Morning NEET.

>Cafe owner who bravely tackled a man firing a rifle in town's main street is CHARGED with assault - and locals are outraged even if the gunman was only doing his job
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9249169/Cafe-owner-tackled-gunman-faces-court-CHARGED-assault-Adelaide-Hills-town.html

Doing it the old fashion way
https://youtube.com/watch?v=SjpObUPEJpg [Embed]

>>310084
Next time the council should use the other pigeon control method: Putting out poisoned seed. The pigeons will drop from the sky a few minutes after eating it. Locals wont like that either.

>>310083
>>310082
>>310081
Morning.

The wage beckons.

>>310084
What was he doing firing a rifle in an urban area anyway?

>>310090
pest control? did you read it? easiest way to kill pigeons without taking out other bird species

it also would have been obvious to any do-gooder with a half a brain what he was shooting at

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9246771/Gene-Simmons-says-racists-publicly-shamed-fired-jobs.html

"Gene Simmons" is actually named "Chaim Witz." He was born in Israel and has spent his entire life at war with White Christian Civilization.

>>309846
korean shit
get a suzuki swift

>>310088
>>310083
>>310082
>>310081

Good Morning Frens

>>310096
Surely water is at best a 3, Gatorade a 4 (electrolytes), and Monster a 5.

i just shit my pants

>>310097
https://youtube.com/watch?v=fKyoSS3bwjA [Embed]

water? like out the toilet?

>>310098
were you wearing your squat plug?

>>310098
innacurate

>>310096
there's fluoride and chloramine

>>310103
but how do you know?

>>310093
>Simmons spent his early childhood in Tirat Carmel and was raised in a practicing Jewish household
>Gene Simmons tells DailyMail.com about experiencing anti-Semitism at 13 years old when a boy tried to keep him out of a YMCA pool because he was Jewish
Did he ever learn what the 'C' in YMCA stands for?

>>309196
is this cunt gonna let me shout him a drink at southern cross?

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2021-02-11/wa-police-union-president-harry-arnott-stood-aside-police-probe/13144070

Police union president stands down, suspected of crimes. Police still protect him, keeping the nature of his alleged crimes secret while simultaneously broadcasting every drunk driver and train graffitist all over Twitter.

>>310101
impressive, very nice

>>310105
i had just taken a huge morning dump, there is simply nothing left to shart

oooooffffffff what a meme

>>310111
lmao, and i thought 4.2k is ridiculous
funny thing is the fw900 isnt even that amazing, it just has 16:10 going for it. high end diamondtrons are better

>>310113
why are people wanting CRTs? I hated the days when I used to have 4 CRTs on a computer desk the size of a dining room table.

>>310114
I briefly tried going back to them in 2012 **due to mental illness*. They are horrible once you've gotten used to LCDs.

>>310113
yeah people got caught up in the crt meme on /g/

still tho thats proabably some bitcoin millionare gaymer zoomer paying 30k for that so its not grounded in reality

https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2021/feb/11/would-you-like-fries-with-that-mcdonalds-australia-wants-food-its-staff-eat-considered-in-pay-talks

McDonalds wants to pay its workers with burgers and fries instead of actual money.

>>310114
high framerates, no blur, merchants buying up old stock and memeing it on 4chan

much stupid shit, give me a nice laser short throw projector plz

>>310119
get a load of this retard

>>310120
oi

>>310120
Que?

>>310122
why aren't you at wftd?

>>310114
mostly nostalgia and contrarianism
only autistic retards on /g/ use them for web browsing or doing regular stuff tho. i like mine, but i use it only for movies cause it can actually do the color black and the contrast is pretty good. poor man's OLED.

>>310123
oh look its the resident nigger, stop being a nigger cunt

>>310125
go get fa laser short throw projector

>>310112
amazing bird. really

gonna pick up a cheeseburger large meal

>>310045
just FUCK OFF and dont come back yoiu fucking chink pindick incel bugmen niggerbitch

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2021-02-12/sydney-woman-kept-medical-condition-secret-for-two-decades/13144576

There used to be an old guy in the Adelaide CBD with this and I always wondered why he never killed himself. I would have.

>>310129
no more ritalin today

>>310130
>When she was 19, she attended a cultural night at a university with friends, dressing up in a sari for the first time.
>"The next day a friend told me I looked beautiful, and that a guy had been checking me out. When I told another friend, she just commented that he was probably looking at my lumps — and my self-esteem just plummeted."
Fucking brutal.
>With an upcoming surgery to remove 162 tumours from her scalp and neck, she would have to shave her head
>also used her head shave to begin a fundraiser for the Children's Tumour Foundation
>she'd raised a whopping $16,000
Good on her.

>>310130
Why is it always Indians that have wicked poopy genetic disorders?

>>310133
inbreeding
similar things in arab countries
there's a whole class of jewish diseases for the same reason

https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/health/health-problems/authorities-planning-for-a-third-lockdown-as-melbourne-holiday-inn-cases-grow/news-story/65c965de86efa7f93f07d2772c4c1219

go and do some shopping monk, sperg and shitey

>>310133
Indians make up a good chunk of children being born today. Unlike the Africans they are civilised enough that these conditions will occasionally be detected. They might also be a bit inbred. I'd expect Indians raping and impregnating their female relatives to be a reasonably common occurrence.

Going to have breakky.

Might go and have that mcnuggets and sundaes binge I meant to have yesterday.

might get some stout, wine, and kfc and then do some woodwork

brb, flying to australia to buy a car

I feel lonely today.

>>310146
You have us, mate.

>>310147
first im gonna take that Z
then im gonna take the girl

>>310151
lmao

apologise

>>310155
anybody else read that as Pauline's tares and wonder about her fissure problem?

>>310156
not a big fan of animal cruelty tbh

>>310161
Wombo and Posso never stop training. Zero days off.

>>310161
based and bloatpilled

https://www.news.com.au/world/europe/woman-dragged-to-her-death-in-meat-grinder-at-russian-poultry-factory/news-story/9a75aea438614b7a9b5b463392bde9f1

If only Best Gore still ran.

>>310148
>>310165
I know, you guys are the ones that have kept me from topping myself for all these years. I love you all.

>>310151
Was she going off at chinks eating bats?

>>310092
He should worn something with company labelling on it.

>>310095
Good morning Nuro.

>>310111
>>310113
Meme technology.

>>310117
Interesting attack. I wonder how it will be prevented.

>>310118
The issue with this is that if someone works there 20-30 years because they just coast through life, would McDonald's be responsible for their health if they are eating there several times a day.

>>310120
There is some meme that there is no blur.

>>310132
Pretty sure they have a high chance of returning though. Hopefully she gets some relief from them.

>>310144
I am starting to enjoy his videos more and more. Not even the politics but his crazy behaviour. That chair spin was the best part of that video.

>>310150
She has clean hands for what I am guessing is a 'mechanic'.

>>310151
kek

>>310153
I need this video.

>>310154
Little woman thing destroyed it.

>>310155
Win some, loose some.

>>310156
Strange video.

>>310160
I don't get this video.

>>310161
What a beast.

Does he have joint issues is that we walks werid?

>>310163
kek

>>310166
I saw a bit of the video and had to closed it suddenly. I don't like videos

>>310168
What is this shit?

>>310170
Yes.

Trying to decided whether to go out to the shopping centre. Had a big day planned, but can't find the energy.

>Five-day lockdown confirmed for Melbourne, Premier to speak shortly
>https://www.theage.com.au/national/coronavirus-updates-live-holiday-inn-cluster-grows-as-fears-of-lockdown-in-victoria-amplify-nsw-butthole-remains-open-to-state-20210212-p571uh.html
Lockdown's back on cobber. Melbournians imprisoned until futher notice.

>>310173
I have been out all day helping family and want to stay inside tbh

>>310174
>Melbournians imprisoned until futher notice.
Monk's holiday.

>>310174
Danned again.

want a green top longneck bad

>>310178
If I wasn't so lazy I'd photoshop murphy's face onto some of andrew's pictures.

>>310177
Forget about Dan, we're here to help you in these troubling times.

>>310179
You need it!

>>310180
We need it!

>>310183
I still do not know what this shit is.

>>310184
I enjoy this video.

>>310181
It would have to be about two years since I went looking for Craig in Mildura.

>>310187
I was disappointed as well that you visited and he wasn't there.

>>310188
This makes a bit more sense. I like this one.

is getting on the beers delayed in regional vic or just the part that should be nuked?

>>310184
I remember this scene from The Diary of Anne Frank

>>310128
Make it a double.

>>310141
I would very much like a picture of your woodworking.

>>310195
I'll take one this weekend when I've done some more. Still drinking wine.

>>310172
Quality catch up.
I will presume half of them are for me.

>>310194
Chads in every era.

>>310196
I would also like a picture of your work shop. It's daunting thinking about what I need to get and I know I'll buy too much stuff that'll be a waste.

Tummy is grumbly