SA Best A

I had a delicious Iranian eggplant dip a week or so ago.

>>310816
Possum made me take his huge, firm eggplant in my mouth once. Bitter doesn't even begin to describe it.

Have any of you neets played around with deep learning code?

>>310827
>>310830
She may not end up formally evicting me but I still have to get out. I can't keep living like this, she has destroyed my mental health and sense of well being. I need to put distance between us. She is an abusive lunatic. Also I need a house with a functioning shower.

>>310828
>Are you her next of Kin?
Yes but I do not want to do any of that. I do not want to live the rest of my life basically being her carer. She has taken enough from me as it is. Someone else can deal with her.

>>310829
>Does she think you have something to do with the man in the roof?
I don't think so but if I don't produce this phantom USB stick who knows what she will think.

>>310834
you're only a faggot if you take it.

I can't remember the last time I ate eggplant. If ever.
My experience with vegetables and food in general is incredibly limited.
Having a warm purple, just pointed out on the work group chat "that the Employer has taken all reasonable steps to avoid the necessity for the Employee to attend the Work Premises" is untrue after bossman told us to print and sign the permit before travelling to work.
Ready for some drama. I am the crusader cutting down pajeet IT middle management.

>>310839
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9aPM4XZUbO4
The classic

Someone needs to fashwave mix the audio in the one you posted, the audio quality is too good for the old footage.
Cap out the high end, that's the big one

>>310837
Where did she get the idea that there is a usb?

>>310834
Hot!

>>310839
You're a mong that doesn't fit in with a team environment.

Need to go to the shops and get something for feed.
What are some good options?

>>310836
yeah, i helped the microsoft AI become racist

>>310843
I am the team environment.
Fuck everyone else.

>>310844
beer and cigarettes

>>310841
I used one once to transfer some recorded video files from her CCTV ceiling surveillance system to her laptop. She was astonished by this technology and my skill with it. I just cut and pasted the files onto her laptop, I didn't keep any on the USB. She is apparently under the impression I was keeping a USB full of incriminating photos here for her to keep it safe until she requested it. There was nothing on any of the videos anyway.

>>310844
cans darts and dip

>>310844
Get an Old El Paso Mexican Rice kit and 500g beef mice.

>>310816
I love it baked with lots of salt.

>>310849
>>310847
Boongs
Might get some dip.
>>310850
I already have frozen spag bog and frozen rice in the freezer.
that seems too hard.
Also found some mince and a soft taco pack.
That seems too hard too.
I'll just go see what's on special.
Thinking premade salad, sliced meat and wraps.
Plus once I've done that I'll feel like I've achoieved something and can reward myself

>>310848
Not after you tampered with the footage.
Why are you protecting the man?
Does she think you're in kahoots with him.. or even , that you are the man in the roof?

>>310852
>and can reward myself
Your rewards are actually punishments.

Fantasising about quitting my job.
7 grand in the bank. Could make it last if I tried.
Deadshit life

I just did a big poo.

>>310845
Based Tay.

>>310847
You like German food, huh?

https://youtube.com/watch?v=xHR-rzUjCzU [Embed]

Rise Above bullshit pajeet bureaucracy!

Monk and Possum should move in together. It would make for some good posts.

>>310853
I don't think she even knows who she thinks the man in the roof is any more. She used to say it was her next door neighbour (an 80 year old man) but he sold the house and moved away from her ages ago now. I thought once he moved out that would be it but the delusion persisted in an even less logical way. I think she thinks it is the police in there now.

>>310837
>Also I need a house with a functioning shower.
All you need is a:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=QSA-yHzkvP8 [Embed]

Having a mondster

>>310845
>>310857
That was a fun time.

>>310855
I second >>310862

I successfully unblocked the toilet using two rounds of the dishwashing liquid and kettle full of hot water method. There was a big sucking noise to indicate my success. It was the sound of freedom.

>>310863
Bobby Darrin is a dog whistle.

>>310867
That yeast beast just relocated a few metres further on.

>>310858
cigarettes are my favorite vegetable

>>310868
He highlights an important message.

>>310870
Waiting. Lurking. Awaiting its chance to arise again, to gush forth from the toilet when you least expect it.

>>310861
>>310848
>>310837
Is she the one that tried using cable ties to lock the front gate shut of a little suburban fence?

Watching The Mummy (1999). It has taken me nearly a week to make it this far and I am not even half-way.

>>310874
You can't reason with people who are having these delusions. You are either with them or against them. There is always an explanation even if you have 4K surveillance footage.

>>310876
It's not a bad moofie. Too bad stephen sommers hasn't made anything in recent years. Also, I always assumed he was jewish for some reason, but wikipedia doesn't say that.

>>310874
I don't think so.

>>310876
Why do you continue to watch it if it has taken that long?
I would have abandoned it long ago.

>>310855
If you want the (you)s you need to include a bit of the old bulge in your images.

>>310872
He highlights quiet a few.
The normies don't know
>During the 1960s, he became more politically active and worked on Robert F. Kennedy's Democratic presidential campaign. He was present on the night of June 4/5, 1968, at the Ambassador Hotel in Los Angeles at the time of Kennedy's assassination. During the same year, he discovered he had been raised by his grandmother, not his mother, and that the woman he thought was his sister was actually his mother. Those events deeply affected Darin and sent him into a long period of seclusion.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h2XnBsLP9lE

>>310873
It will have it's revenge

Might print an A3 coloured photo of Erwin Rommel at officeworks

>>310882
Thanks, the more I know.

>and that the woman he thought was his sister was actually his mother.
I remembering his this part of the story but didn't realise it was him.

>>310879
I remember hearing that in one of those youtube videos that neets used to make. It might've been the same mummybot that was using a hammer to knock holes in the wall and the neet had to go to court or something.

>>310884
Good investments maintain their value. Good luck.

>>310880
I like it, I just keep getting distracted.

>>310883
The day of the big brown pudding is at hand.

>>310886
>It might've been the same mummybot that was using a hammer to knock holes in the wall and the neet had to go to court or something.
Yes that is her but I don't remember about the cable ties and fence.

>>310882
>How could he have thought his mother was his sister
Who does that make his father?
>Returning to Los Angeles in 1969, Darin started his own record label which was titled Direction Records, putting out folk and protest music. Bobby wrote "Simple Song of Freedom" in 1969, which, in an interesting turn of events, was first recorded by Tim Hardin and the song became Hardin's best selling record. Bobby himself sang the song "live" on several television variety shows to great effect.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHn6AnkqukA
>Darin was an enthusiastic chess player.[30] His television show included an occasional segment in which he would explain a chess move.[31] He arranged with the United States Chess Federation to sponsor a grandmaster tournament, which pitted him against the young Eastern Division champion Stephen Ryder, with the largest prize fund in history,[32] but the event was canceled after his death.
He knew anon

>>310890
>and the neet had to go to court or something.
Please go about this part, I do not remember this part.

>>310890
Okay, I might've gotten you mixed up with another neet. I am fairly sure there was a neet whose mummybot tried to lock the gate of one of those little suburban fences because she was worried about people breaking in.

>>310894
>suburban fences because she was worried about people breaking in.
My nannybot did this at one stage but I do not recall talking about it too much. She had dementia and believed people were in the roof running drug operations in all the nearby residents. Everything and one was connected.

Run your mouth when I'm not around, it's easy to achieve
You cry to weak NEETs that sympathize!
Can you hear sad violins playing your song?
Those same NEETs tell me your every word!

>>310895
There might be that weird thing like the AFL where they can test under the testosterone level for so many months but still maintain the physique of a male.

>>310896
Did you make a youtube video about it?

>>310897
I would watch for Brendan.

>>310900
No. NK got locked out once and made a video about his attempts to survive in his background.

>>310897
She is quite pretty. She is an oven dodger unfortunately.

Tranny genocide best day of my life

>>310904
Based.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=4U4KGz72SEg [Embed]

loooool

Ended up getting 1kg of honey soy wings $7, 2 barossa kabanas $4 a handful of silverside $3 a tub of pitted olives $1 on special a day out of date egg salad $3 on special timtams, coke, onions and chiko rolls, greek yoghurt and other things I think, I forget.
Lots of specials.
Oh, tiger buns and 2min noodles.

>>310854
>punishments
Might go and punish myself a bit.

>>310855
Make sure to tie your hair back when trying to hot knife resin off of a butter knife with a toilet roll.

>>310860
Monk would get away with everything because of the bulge.

>>310863
He has addressed the bath issue before.

>>310864
Is it any good as a mixer?
I think it would be okay with gin.

>>310867
lol, that was supposed to be second, after the bicarb and vinegar.

>>310881
The toes will do.

>>310896
>Everything and one was connected.
Hmm.
Then there were possums in yours.

I have found the audio for that old YouTube video I made about my situation with my mother.

I made it in 2017. I did not take my own advice. I knew everything I needed to know but just ignored it and let things drift for another 3 years. What a fool I am.

>>310920
Saved around $1.50

>>310908
My favourite tbh

>>310912
>barossa kabanas
Good selection.

>tiger buns
Hot!

>>310922
Please make more of these.
It is High Quality OC.
The board needs it.

>>310925
Going to have egg salad and silverside sandwiches, probably with some pickled onions.

>>310925
>>310927
In the tigerbuns.

I've messed my pants twice and we're only at 5mins

>>310922
This is too 2real for me.

>>310931
unnalyfe

>>310926
No-one even listens to them.

>>310933
I listen to them all, they are some of the best content this board produces.

>>310922
CAME FUCKING BUCKETS
Is a caravan still an option?

https://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/uraidla/caravans/coramal-lowline-21-ft-caravan-shower-and-hot-water/1268200123

>>310918
>bicarb and vinegar
That's for sinks.

>>310922
Very insightful. Still doesn't stop me wanting to quit my job however.

>>310911
I made this gif a long time ago and I am surprised you have saved it as the original name.

>>310916
He just need to splash while taking a bath.

>>310922
>What a fool I am.
A lovable one.

>>310929
Big wank?

>>310931
I need more!

>>310936
It worked well in the sink.
I figure sink sludge and NEETpoo is about the same.

Told Monaro I was going to have a goon and she cracked the shits.
Time for a goon.

>>310945
>and she cracked the shits.
Do you understand why she feels that way?

Offer $4,500
https://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/price/caravans/prattline-caravan-/1268024272

>>310946
No one understands the mind of a woman.

>>310947
Next to the yacht.

This one looks okay.

https://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/kilkenny/caravans/caravan-franklin/1267884382

>>310949
And the towball-less subi.

Second poo of the day inbound.

>>310951
Uncle could live in the caravan.

wife

>>310954
I had a caravan in the backyard that people lived in for a bit.
The dog got in it and ripped it all up. I think it's at my dad's now.
Had a toilet and a shower but would need a thorough clean and a matress.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=IIAt7by_bJs [Embed]

Drinking alone in my flat, once again. Waiting for a mission. Waiting for something to care about. Purpose, direction, relevance.
Society fuels my self-destruction with its indifference and rejection.
Whats a poor NEET to do?

>>310955
That isn't very nice.

Having an A-bleh and coke, before a wine.

Weber promised pictures of the woodwork project and the smoked chooks.
Promised.

>>310956
You can both work hard to get it into tip top shape.

>>310961
This the one he actually wants.

https://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/hindmarsh-island/caravans/bargain-price-22-foot-caravan-solid-annexe-shed-bathroom/1266984543

>>310958
shes just being edgy for views

>Unfortunately for us, after 10 years on that site, and having been members of the Caravan Park community at Marion Bay for over 25 years, the Council in all their wisdom are no longer going to allow us, and five other semi permanents

Looks like there might be a few about.
https://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/highbury/caravans/on-site-caravan-solid-annexe/1266422044

>>310945
She is an abusive spouse. You need to turn things around on her. Make it about her controlling behaviour rather than your binge drinking.

>>310962
>you will be getting a great buy so please no crazy low ball offers as this is really good price.
> IS VERY rare /unique to find this model/
I wouldn't be surprised if someone died in that structure. The sheets on the bed look old like they have been worn down from use.

Looks pretty good but that removal part sounds like a bitch. Especially when he says it needs to removed (i.e. how fast and how much would that cost).

>>310957
So much shooting- but who do they shoot at?
I would rather eat tendies.

>>310966
lol
She just doesn't know anything about boongliving.
It's partly what attracted me to her in the first place.
But a NEET's gotta boong.

>>310956
>and a matress
A few mattresses, an Xbox and a massage table.

Yeah I agree Cruisey.
Put your foot down. Tell her to get fucked. Your a proud boong who won't take shit from anyone, let alone a woman who skips church to do her nails.
It's a Saturday arvo. If you wanna have a drink, its your damn God given right to do so, and no broad can take that away.
You need to stand up for your boongery.

>>310967
>removal part sounds like a bitch
Yeah, I think that's why most, after being set up. get left.
There's a bunch in Pt Augusta that are the same ones that were there 30 years ago.
THey do them up now and then, but disassembling them seems like a lot of work and it'd be easier to make a new annex.

>>310970
The life man. Out the back of an old motherbot's who brings you snacks throughout the afternoon.

>>310971
I'll do it tomorrow.

>>310973
Motherbot better knock first before coming in.

I am thinking about using that $20 KFC voucher but I feel too awkward about showing it to them on my phone. I don't have a printer to print it out. Is showing emailed vouchers on your phone a normal thing these days?

Roast beef, egg salad and wholegrain mustard on a tiger bun.
I should've got greek salad.
Still good apert from celery in the egg, it is a vile vegetable.

>>310976
It should be fine, I'd call before going thougfh.

>>310975
Don't want to get caught mid session.

>>310917
The ginger monster goes alright with bourbon and scotch

Celery is fantastic.
Go fuck your mother.

>>310980
Sounds okay.

>>310977
I eat celery as a snack, it is very refreshing and pleasant.

Might buy a bottle of spirits for the first time in a long time.

>>310977
Your image didn't upload.

>>310984
don't
just get a longneck or two

>>310981
Celery is like eating sour sobs.

i did absolutely nothing productive today
time to sleep, goodnight NEETs

>>310985
I have a good excuse but I will be accused of playing games.

>To claim this please print a copy or show this email to the store on your next visit.

I think I should be okay showing the email on my phone.

I wonder if it is worth taking a gamble on the wicked wings again. They are good about 20% of the time and awful for the rest.

>>310988
Good night CzechNEET.

>>310988
nite m8

>>310988
Night.

>>310989
>I have a good excuse
You have been keeping it secret then.

>>310990
How much is it worth?

>>310960
Here is a frame-like structure.
It is reasonably square.
It is 1400mm long, 760mm wide, and 850mm high. The timber is 90x30mm dressed pine.
Each joint has two 50mm long, 10 gauge screws and some Titebond II glue.
This is all you are allowed to see until I have finished.

>>310995
$20

Pacing around the flat. Smoking inside.
Loud music.
Anger.

>>310998
>Smoking inside
You boong.

>>310994
I don't have paint.

>>310996
I am very excited.
Is it a cradle for the cute NEETs?

>>310997
Three zinger burgers, two $2 chips and the rest on wicked wings.

>>310996
Why is the frame half inside and half outside?
I don't know much about woodwork, I did some drywall framing but that's just
>muh nailgun
>muh shitwood

>>311000
This has gone on long enough.

>>310996
Very nice, Possum should sleep soundly in that when it is completed.

>>311003
>Why is the frame half inside and half outside?
Because the top table-like surface will overhang. There will also be two 150mm diameter wheels at one end, and that bottom frame would interfere if it were on the outside.

>>311004
I have actually downloaded paint.
I did it in a drunken stupor.
OC will be posted at a rate proportionately appropriate to that which the board produces it.

>>311005
Your bed is basically just a shelf where you put your body when you're not using it.

>>310996
THE NEET COMPOUND ARISES!

>>311008
It's where I put it when I'm not using it.

>>311007
Post the dick.

>>311006
We actually used to use a portable wire box for our chickens.
We would just herd them somewhere and pen them there for the day.

You would think the chickens would just wook out but actually they would all run back to their coop every night when you let them out of the wire, and they would all follow you to where you were going to pen them.
Toss a handfull of seed every morning and then put the wire pen up around it.

This worked really well when you were turning soil- which you did in the morning because of the heat anyway.
Sometimes you would get a kek-worthy fight between magpies and chickens over the ground you just turned.

Our chickens got so much forrage that their eggs wouldn't break on the edge of bowls, the white couldn't even be beaten by hand and the protien content was over 9000

>>310988
Good night NEET. Sleep tight.

>>311011
You don't have enough hard drive space m8.

>>311014
I have adequate space.

>>310998
Interpretive knife dancing might start soon.

Anyone having issues with images >1MB-ish not loading on the board today?

>>311017
Not from what I recall.

Also a good economics tip I discovered today:
The 'get well soon' cards are a couple of dollars cheaper than the valentines cards. As the HA was sick this week, I just got the former and wrote "plus happy valentines" in it.

>>311019
Based savings tip.

>>311019
...it's even cheaper not to have any friends

>>311017
No. Maybe try switching .net or .org.

>>311022
happened to me earlier, the font size is all fucked up on android as well

Cruisey what did you get your Monaro for Valentine's Day?

Shits getting heated on the work group chat. I've half-convinced a couple of the guys to question management about the lockdown. Kek

>>311026
Both romantic gifts.

>>311028
type this:
virus isn't real

>>311030
It's just the flu.

>>311030
also type something about indians eating bats

need a poo

>>311019
Isn't that a financial tip, not an economics one?

>>311034
>hold
*hodl

>>311036
fink u smart don’t u

Did some cooking. Haven't eaten any of it yet. Bean bolognese.

There was a reddit board called /r/WikiInAction which was about leftist bias on wikipedia. The board has been taken over by leftists and "repurposed" to be about conservapedia.
https://www.reddit.com/r/redditrequest/comments/k5old6/rwikiinaction_dead_sub_mods_long_inactive/
What a fucking pathetic website.

>>311039
Pasta e Fagioli
based.

havin a cheeky shiraz innit

Boys in the team have agreed with me that state mandated law to work from home if you can as a non-essential worker trumps incompetent managements inability to implement a work from home capability for the team.
They have had 11 months to work this out. Not my problem if pajeet can't organise laptops and a soft phone solution.
Not going into the office next week. Fuck them.

>>311044
You will be able to get the boong on full-time.

>>311045
not clikin m8

>>311046
yes, he needs to go into the office and he knows it

>>311046
I'm way more productive while working from home even with a bit of boongery tbh.
Manager is being a quiet little cuck with nothing to say.

>>311027
I don't do that shit.

>>311047
Last week I didn't post the link and her article made it to the DailyMail. I feel that if I don't post it here my experience tomorrow on the DailyMail will be upset be seeing her face.

>>311048
Wagecage stress only amplifies boongerisms.

>>311043
I'm on the last of the cab sav, eating kabana in the garden.

>>311041
I just did. Coma inbound.

>>311053
>eating kabana in the garden.
Your image didn't upload.

>>311053
apart from the custard tarts and the sausage roll I had today, I don't really feel hungry for some reason

At that point in day drinking where my right hand feels like my left hand.
Bossman and team lead online but dead quiet. Faggots.

>>311058
why are you signed into work if you're not working? it will just lead you to say something dumb and get in trouble

>>311059
We literally use telegram for our team communications
I don't care anymore.

>>311054
He is.

>>311050
No wonder she is cracking the shits at you.

>>311049
>Manager is being a quiet little cuck with nothing to say.
I bet he's taking screen shots furiously

>>311063
he should get her a get well soon card

speaking of which, i don't know where or when i'm supposed to meet whatsherface tomorrow
women make planning so fucking difficult

wish i was watching The Sound of Music with Possum at 7pm
he has a good singing voice

>>311065
Well bantered.

>>311067
You just want to see him get stuck in the possum cage you made.

>>311040
National socialism is the way to go.
Conservatives are just penny pinchers at the end of the day.

>>311066
>whatsherface
HA

Meet at a coffee shop. Then you can leave when you want.

>>311069
I bear him no ill will.

>>311071
Yes, I had that part worked out.
I don't know if it's the 'tism or what, but I've always liked to know when and where to be at least a week in advance.
These busy people who seem to do everything with no advanced planning distress me.

>>311064
All I'm doing is referencing the government websites defining who are essential workers. Stating the facts that no laptop or soft-phone solution has been implemented within the past 12 months, etc.
State law trumps managerial directions, as I mentioned also.

>>311074
you also said they other day they were asking staff to pay for coffee powder and milk
start looking for other work

>>311072
Monaro came in to the lounge to ask me what was wrong because she heard me chuffing under my breath so loud.

>>310533
Some shit called Jing Liqueur, 28% alcohol, I only had half of the 125ml bottle of it but it fucked me up a lot more than I expected.
>>310817
...sing a song for the poor young little rich NEETarse as they buy it from under our feet..
>>310839
I have that webm saved too lol.
>>310840
I remember that video, here's another great one from the Soviet war in Afghanistan, the song is in GTA 4, no English subtitles though.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=i8K0sW8GX-4 [Embed]
>>310922
Might give this a listen later mate.
20 degrees today in Shitbourne, woke up late, made myself an egg sandwich and listened to music now, going to go for a walk now, might go to Coles later via KFC and Craigs.

>>311075
the more i think about this, the more i'm convinced they're probably on the verge of trading insolvent

>>311077
>going to go for a walk now, might go to Coles later via KFC and Craigs.
hello sperg
whens the lockdown start for reals?

>>311077
> an egg sandwich
Fried or cold boiled?

>>311078
the only other place i've heard of this happening is the ATO Adelaide office, and that's because the manager at the time was afraid somebody would think taxpayers' money was being wasted on staff

used for emphasis or as a mild expletive.
"the whole chuffing world's gone mad"

>>311073
Just tell her a time. If she's always late make it 15 minutes before the time. It annoys me when people are late or round the corner is 5 minutes.

Perhaps write it down in a calendar on your phone with a reminder before. That always helps me having it written somewhere.

cruisey uses words wrong sometimes

>>311079
It's started already, going to have to walk in a mask if I don't want a cop catching me and giving a fine, I can go to Coles and Craig's though because apparently it's essential.
>>311080
Hard boiled, with mayo and chives.

>>311079
Started today.
Streets pretty empty. Bottleshops still open though.

>>311086
> with mayo and chives
Fuck yeah. That sounds good.

>>311084
>Perhaps write it down in a calendar on your phone with a reminder before. That always helps me having it written somewhere.
I have a calendar synced across multiple devices, and I tend to remember everything anyway.

>It annoys me when people are late or round the corner is 5 minutes.
Yes. I hate it. I was brought up to be punctual for everything regardless of how important it was. Of course my time isn't important to some people who are consistently late.

>>311087
cops aren't going to give you shit for having a walk without 3 masks on and a walking license?

At heart, weber is a fascist, and I love that.

>>311078
You should raise the coffee issue as an issue of returning to the office that basic amenities are not being provided

>>311091
>fascist,
He is the fastest in the Corvette

>>311092
I'm not him, but a 700g tin of Nescafe at Officeworks is $19. That would do 140 cups of coffee at 5g a teaspoon. I imagine 2 cans a week would do a bunch of IT pajeets.

>>311093
, and I love that.

I'm gonna pop some fags, 30 round magazines in my pockets
I-I-I'm hunting, looking for a come up, this is fuckin awesome

>>311094
I feel it's disrespectful especially when paired with the lack resources provided to him.

>>311040
Normies simply aren't aware that "anyone can edit" is simply a lie.

A tiny minority of users have access to tools that allow thousands of pages to be edited at a time, groups with millions of dollars exist solely to make paid and political edits to Wikipedia.
(((editor consensus)))comes only from interest groups who pay or care enough to have their opinion heard.
You may cite claims with paywalled sources or sources which only some regions of the world can access.
I could show you some shit

>>311077
>Kino
Based.

>>311098
for sure
I've never been anywhere that hasn't had cappuccino machines or at least pod machines.
The sheltered workshop gives everybody a laptop as a first option and also a desktop if they warrant it. iPhones for anybody who might need to be contacted at weird times. All of this stuff can be depreciated/written-off tax wise, so there's no reason not to do it.

>>311099
I got a certain ISP's user-space /16 and several corporate /24's banned from editing Wikipedia at one point.

>>311102
Did you work your way up slowly with small edits and over time making more significant edits?

you want to keep IT nerds happy you get a coffee machine and a few boxes of cereal and pay some female staffer extra to ensure the dish washer gets loaded and unloaded each day
this shit costs practically nothing to do

>>311103
It started with small edits to existing articles and at the height of things morphed into science articles that didn't previously exist, like "Nothing is faster than a dog". Nothing is faster than a dog btw, except dogs riding in cars and maybe a dog on a plane.

>>311105
>like "Nothing is faster than a dog".
Absolutely based.

>>311106
the owner/ceo complained about the range ban at one point, not realising I was the person adding shit to his personal wikipedia page like his middle name and made up anecdotes

>>311107
Hearty kek, I haven't laughed that hard in a while. Very whimsical.

>>311104
Victorian state government mandates employers need to accomodate a capacity to work from home.
This is not about coffee, its about incompetent pajeet management.
I will not be going to the office on Monday. I will be drinking black instant maccona and sending my typically passive aggressive e-mails to Camerons Interstate women submitting tickets about devices "not working" asking them why they're so tired from sucking dick all night they can't describe errors or trouble shooting processes.

Kind regards.

The most significant edit I have done is change a word or two in an article about my highschool page.

>>311099
that one where they changed the photos of jews to make the nose bigger incrementally was pretty funny.

Wizzy.
What the fuck?

>>311109
The coffee is a warning sign.

>>311111
Based. Have you got any articles about it?

>>311114
Nah I memorized it. Fukn trips wasted on my mong post. sad.

HA is still sick and has cancelled tomorrow. Good thing I didn't bother with flowers.

>>311116
She's not sick.
She's fucking someone else.
Time to let go mate. I'm getting frustrated watching you degrade yourself.

>>311102
A lot of pages are "protected" and just can't be edited by new or kinda-new users.
In practice despite having millions on millions of users only a few hundred might actually be able to edit.
Many known shill farms are banned- but this is more like a union action by shills inside wikipedia.

I was paid by corporations to make and baby-sit Wikipedia pages for them, because when they made them originally they were deleted by competitors shills on some premise.
Honestly I was just publishing regular pages, I wasn't even told what to publish the companies just needed it to stay visible.
A major threat to any commercial entity is fraud, if they don't have a page online the risk is that a bad actor (scammer usually) will impersonate them in the vacant space.
A related task is farming user names, facebook doesn't want a user claiming "faceboook" or "Pacebook" as a user name. This task becomes hard because a company is typically only allowed one page to keep farming under control- but at the same time if a guy from India says his name is "Sahan paceboook" what right do they have to deny his user nic?

>>311103
Basically you buy and sell accounts.
Old accounts are worth a lot more, so typically a user will farm accounts to sell to bad actors.
For high profile wikifights you might actually bribe a legit editor to side with you.
Because these sites run on volunteers anyone who publishes thousands of pages gets undue influence.

>>311116
I look forward to hearing about her reaction to the gifts when she returns to work.

>>311117
Pretty ballsy her taking a week off to fuck Tyrone or Chad or Pajeet

>>311117
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

On the flip side I can do Corvettes Rock They Bay or have an extra wank or something

>>311119
I could just do nothing and save all that shit for another occasion...

>>311123
Perhaps only give her one of the gifts.

This fucked up English also made me chuckle.

>>311111
checked
There have been a lot of good ones, and they are rapidly becoming more sophisticated.
the more editing tools and anti-griefing tools are implemented the more entry points there are.

It's very very hard to publish images now, because abuse through images was too hard to police.

I believe the current trend is in series whoring, a more advanced version of list whoring.

You used to be able to make a page that was just a list of something, one list was hidden inside another and this was used to publish misleading google results.
You would google "list of actors" and wikipedia would come up in the first page, so Pajeet would make a list just to farm links.
This gave rise to trying to publish hoax of Jew lists as sub-lists of other lists, because the sub-list was optimized for google and the main list wasn't, users would find the list on wikipedia through google and not realize it was part of a larger more inclusive list.
List pages were largely removed because of this, they were too easy to crawl.

Now you have this thing where someone publishes a "project" that functions like a lobby group. and they put a huge banner on pages "this page is part of a series on anti-semetism"- implying and/or highligting the bag goy.
It's shabbo because they aren't claiming that the subject IS anti-semetic, just that the article is included in some obscure subtopic on the "anti-semetism" project.

The more you know

>neck yourself
Oops!

>>311125
The intent of care was there.

>>311128
She writes oops all the time. She's a good sort, I don't think she's capable of malice or even speaking ill of somebody.

mexican boong shamed

>>311127
You need it!

>>311130
Consider yourself lucky you're even getting a response.

>>311131
Meant for >>311130

might get another southern belle burger

Oopsi-daisies!

Prusten
Prusten is a form of communicative behaviour exhibited by some members of the family Felidae. Prusten is also referred to as chuffing or chuffle. It is described as a short, low intensity, non-threatening vocalization.

>>311137
woke her up, she then spends 30 minutes composing a reply, and then probably had to get up and do something because the stupid fuck who gave her bum rash woke her up

>>311139
Unfortunately, Monk is incapable of shame. There will be no lessons learnt.

The Way of the Dragon and Game of Death are on SBS in 15 minutes. Karate before it became gay.

>>311140
i reckon somebody would do a murder on him if the commune existed

Having some pringles and considering reporting my employer to the ACCC if possible.

>>311139
Didn't wake her up. It was morning in the latinx world.
The bum rash was accidental. The condom broke and I came in her virgin pussay as a result.

>>311134
For dinner or a snack?

>>311141
I will download them. SBS is okay for ads but I still hate them.

>>311144
for dinner
I need something in my stomach now i've had a bottle of wine

The HA is not gonna fuck you dude
She laughs about you over text with her Hindu-poo friends.
She considers the relationship valuable because your an Aussie who knows your way around making things happen.
I fucking hate to you getting used.
I can't believe I'm saying this, but have some self-respect.

>>311148
I am pretty sure he's well aware of it given his conversation with her previously about this topic. Your message sounds pretty malicious.

>>311149
It's not intended to be. He should move onto the next. We all know he can find another.

The betterment of the balls at the detriment of the cock.

Let them swing freely!

I went to the KFC. I announced I had an emailed voucher first thing and the girl went and got the manager. I just showed the email on my phone and then she put the order through for me. I got 10 wicked wings, 2 Popcorn chicken go buckets and a Mountain Dew Freeze. All for free. Not bad for a few missing sauces in a previous order. The wicked wings were good tonight. Feel like clapping the booty.

>>311153
Lovely feed. Clap your arse several times for good measure.

>>311148
You're a cunt.

>>311153
Good work neet

My life has no purpose.

>>311153
>All for free.
Clappidy clap clap

>>311157
Piss the bed.
Create your own destiny.

>>311155
You're a cunt. I have webers best intentions in mind.
This woman is a dead end for him. A waste of time. None of you softcock faggots have the balls to say it.

>>311160
You are a cunt.

>>311157
Building on >>311159 consider arse clapping as a new religion.

>>311161
Fuck yourself.

>>311157
Discover your agency, where the limit of your control ends, and then set about exercising it over your sphere of influence. Dont get distracted.

>>311163
Fuck you. The HA is a great thing in Weber's life.
You just want him to stay stagnant and want him to be depressed.

I think Monk means well with his advice to Weber. He may be right or wrong but he is not trying to be mean.

>>311165
Did you make the post about suicide being too much work yesterday? It was good advice.

>>311148
How do you know all that?
You sound bitter to be honest, I feel sorry for you thinking this way
>The HA is not gonna fuck you dude
In my experience you are better off with a kind and caring friend rather than just fuck someone and piss em off for a new one when you get sick of them.

>>311166
His stagnation and depression is a response to the HA's rejection of him.
Are you fucked in the head cunt? This is a normal relationship dynamics!
She rejects him, keeps him around on the hook for some ego boosts. These cunts do it all the time. He needs to tell her to go fuck herself and her shitskin family or suck his cock. That's all there is to it.
What's she gonna do, invite him to a cafe for a fucking scone? Get real cunt

>>311148
>have some self-respect
You go too far, sir.

At any point in time, someone's arse is being exploited. Limiting its potential.

There's no such thing as a female friend.
I'll leave it at that.

>>311172
>He needs to tell her to go fuck herself and her shitskin family or suck his cock.
Lovely, is that how you normally treat women?

>>311175
I replied to every single post in a large thread on /pol/ with a guys story about his appreciation of aesthetics of arsesholes. With a specific focus on how he has appreciated his girlfriends arsehole. He didn't even care about the sex, just wanted to look at her hole.

>>311176
Women keeping me on a string, yes. How would you respond? Kiss her toes every time she pays attention to you?

>>311175
>>311177
I tried it again later but got banned.

>>311168
Mongs need to be slapped.

>>311172
>invite him to a cafe for a fucking scone
He will dine her on vego meals then take her for gelato.
It'll be a lovely night.

>>311175
You need a slapping.

I'm in a mong-slapping mood.

While arses need to be clapped.
Have you clapped today?

>>311184
I am exhausted.

>>311181
It will be lovely for her to tell her friends about how shes got him round her finger.

>>311182
She needs a slap.

>>311185
Even if you use both hands. Clap those cheeks.

Sun downers.

Japanese Style Orginator is what I like watching before bed. I wish there was an Australian version as it has a comfy pace and information to it.

>>311126
Kek. I gotta wiki what list crawling is.

I'd trust it for maths, chemical and biomedical reference tho.

that shit is too dry to kike.

>>311138
A new neet appears with book smarts.

Fuck didn't know those saved in such terrible quality, I will re-upload them with a higher res.

No band in history held a command of the stage like Pantera. Their front man Phil was like an alpha male wolf prodded on by the unrelenting pounding of Vinnie Paul's percussion and Dime's Razor cords. Rex's bass in there and the product was 100% pure male aggression and testosterone. This song makes me feel fearless every time I play it.

>>311191
Lovely photographs.

Good night NEETs. Sleep well.

>>311191
Lovely photos.

>>311186
She doesn't.
She brings her sister to chaperone when going car hunting, with the intention of meeting him there.
She wants to make him part of her family and get their blessing.

>>311196
Good night WellNEET.

>>311187
My knees can't handle it

>>311195
>>311197
Thanks NEETs.

>>311188
Big Mongo.

>>311191
SPERGO
I like the first one, that's a very good pic.

Goodnight NEETs

>>311190
Basically the shills are typically paid, fanatics aren't the type of people with the skills.
So how you catch the shills is repeatability- the first step in accusing a shill is demonstrating that they could have done this a hundred times already, like the guy asking for a dollar at the bus stop because the people who give one get on the bus and won't see him ask the next person.

What shills typically do is use a robot that piggybacks google or another search engine (or pays to access a professional one).
This gives the shill a list they can target, they might be targeting business pages or twitter accounts.
Wikipedia is especially venerable because it's open access and it all shares a format.

It's hard to stop these small manipulators, because the whole systems is designed by big manipulators.

>>311205
Gook night. Hideous face on that one.

>>311201
Beautiful.

>>311192
He chuffled.

>>311194
Good song.

>>311196
Night

>>311198
>She wants to make him part of her family and get their blessing.
Are you sure? Is she that enthusiastic?

>>311205
Night

>>311212
She brought her sister to the car lot around the corner from him and planned on meeting him there.

That NEET's bum starts chuffling when he eats all those beans.

Chuffle squirts

>>311204
Glad you liked it, any plans for the evening?
>>311208
Thanks.

>>311214
I do not understand the significance of that.

>>311217
I'm on my 5th rum and coke and had a couple pipes.
Just playing phone games and listening to the washing machine.
Do you have any plans?