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NEET General #311 - Eggplant Edition NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 02:52:10 [Preview] No. 310816
Do you NEETs like to eat eggplant? Some people find it a bit bitter.

Old Thread: >>309819


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 02:54:36 [Preview] No.310819 del
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SA Best A


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 03:09:49 [Preview] No.310832 del
I had a delicious Iranian eggplant dip a week or so ago.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 03:10:42 [Preview] No.310833 del
ANY PLACE
BEST PLACE


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 03:13:01 [Preview] No.310834 del
>>310816
Possum made me take his huge, firm eggplant in my mouth once. Bitter doesn't even begin to describe it.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 03:13:26 [Preview] No.310836 del
Have any of you neets played around with deep learning code?


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 03:13:31 [Preview] No.310837 del
>>310827
>>310830
She may not end up formally evicting me but I still have to get out. I can't keep living like this, she has destroyed my mental health and sense of well being. I need to put distance between us. She is an abusive lunatic. Also I need a house with a functioning shower.

>>310828
>Are you her next of Kin?
Yes but I do not want to do any of that. I do not want to live the rest of my life basically being her carer. She has taken enough from me as it is. Someone else can deal with her.

>>310829
>Does she think you have something to do with the man in the roof?
I don't think so but if I don't produce this phantom USB stick who knows what she will think.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 03:13:40 [Preview] No.310838 del
>>310834
you're only a faggot if you take it.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 03:15:06 [Preview] No.310839 del
I can't remember the last time I ate eggplant. If ever.
My experience with vegetables and food in general is incredibly limited.
Having a warm purple, just pointed out on the work group chat "that the Employer has taken all reasonable steps to avoid the necessity for the Employee to attend the Work Premises" is untrue after bossman told us to print and sign the permit before travelling to work.
Ready for some drama. I am the crusader cutting down pajeet IT middle management.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 03:18:57 [Preview] No.310840 del
>>310839
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9aPM4XZUbO4
The classic

Someone needs to fashwave mix the audio in the one you posted, the audio quality is too good for the old footage.
Cap out the high end, that's the big one


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 03:18:58 [Preview] No.310841 del
>>310837
Where did she get the idea that there is a usb?


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 03:19:33 [Preview] No.310842 del


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 03:19:35 [Preview] No.310843 del
>>310839
You're a mong that doesn't fit in with a team environment.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 03:21:34 [Preview] No.310844 del
Need to go to the shops and get something for feed.
What are some good options?


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 03:22:04 [Preview] No.310845 del
>>310836
yeah, i helped the microsoft AI become racist


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 03:22:09 [Preview] No.310846 del
>>310843
I am the team environment.
Fuck everyone else.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 03:22:20 [Preview] No.310847 del
>>310844
beer and cigarettes


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 03:23:09 [Preview] No.310848 del
>>310841
I used one once to transfer some recorded video files from her CCTV ceiling surveillance system to her laptop. She was astonished by this technology and my skill with it. I just cut and pasted the files onto her laptop, I didn't keep any on the USB. She is apparently under the impression I was keeping a USB full of incriminating photos here for her to keep it safe until she requested it. There was nothing on any of the videos anyway.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 03:23:20 [Preview] No.310849 del
>>310844
cans darts and dip


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 03:24:22 [Preview] No.310850 del
>>310844
Get an Old El Paso Mexican Rice kit and 500g beef mice.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 03:29:04 [Preview] No.310851 del
>>310816
I love it baked with lots of salt.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 03:29:10 [Preview] No.310852 del
>>310849
>>310847
Boongs
Might get some dip.
>>310850
I already have frozen spag bog and frozen rice in the freezer.
that seems too hard.
Also found some mince and a soft taco pack.
That seems too hard too.
I'll just go see what's on special.
Thinking premade salad, sliced meat and wraps.
Plus once I've done that I'll feel like I've achoieved something and can reward myself


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 03:30:11 [Preview] No.310853 del
>>310848
Not after you tampered with the footage.
Why are you protecting the man?
Does she think you're in kahoots with him.. or even , that you are the man in the roof?


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 03:30:56 [Preview] No.310854 del
>>310852
>and can reward myself
Your rewards are actually punishments.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 03:35:19 [Preview] No.310855 del
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Fantasising about quitting my job.
7 grand in the bank. Could make it last if I tried.
Deadshit life


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 03:35:20 [Preview] No.310856 del
I just did a big poo.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 03:35:45 [Preview] No.310857 del
>>310845
Based Tay.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 03:36:13 [Preview] No.310858 del
>>310847
You like German food, huh?


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 03:36:29 [Preview] No.310859 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=xHR-rzUjCzU [Embed]

Rise Above bullshit pajeet bureaucracy!


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 03:37:04 [Preview] No.310860 del
Monk and Possum should move in together. It would make for some good posts.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 03:37:26 [Preview] No.310861 del
>>310853
I don't think she even knows who she thinks the man in the roof is any more. She used to say it was her next door neighbour (an 80 year old man) but he sold the house and moved away from her ages ago now. I thought once he moved out that would be it but the delusion persisted in an even less logical way. I think she thinks it is the police in there now.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 03:37:56 [Preview] No.310862 del
>>310855
>Could make it last if I tried


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 03:37:59 [Preview] No.310863 del
>>310837
>Also I need a house with a functioning shower.
All you need is a:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=QSA-yHzkvP8 [Embed]


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 03:38:25 [Preview] No.310864 del
Having a mondster


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 03:38:41 [Preview] No.310865 del
>>310845
>>310857
That was a fun time.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 03:39:12 [Preview] No.310866 del


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 03:39:15 [Preview] No.310867 del
I successfully unblocked the toilet using two rounds of the dishwashing liquid and kettle full of hot water method. There was a big sucking noise to indicate my success. It was the sound of freedom.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 03:39:27 [Preview] No.310868 del
>>310863
Bobby Darrin is a dog whistle.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 03:39:36 [Preview] No.310869 del
>>310856
Flush it!

>>310864
Sip it!


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 03:40:04 [Preview] No.310870 del
>>310867
That yeast beast just relocated a few metres further on.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 03:42:23 [Preview] No.310871 del
>>310858
cigarettes are my favorite vegetable


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 03:42:37 [Preview] No.310872 del
>>310868
He highlights an important message.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 03:44:39 [Preview] No.310873 del
>>310870
Waiting. Lurking. Awaiting its chance to arise again, to gush forth from the toilet when you least expect it.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 03:45:26 [Preview] No.310874 del
>>310861
>>310848
>>310837
Is she the one that tried using cable ties to lock the front gate shut of a little suburban fence?


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 03:45:30 [Preview] No.310875 del
>>310867
>It was the sound of freedom.
>t. PlumberNEET


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 03:46:20 [Preview] No.310876 del
Watching The Mummy (1999). It has taken me nearly a week to make it this far and I am not even half-way.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 03:46:58 [Preview] No.310877 del
>>310874
You can't reason with people who are having these delusions. You are either with them or against them. There is always an explanation even if you have 4K surveillance footage.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 03:48:33 [Preview] No.310878 del
>>310876
It's not a bad moofie. Too bad stephen sommers hasn't made anything in recent years. Also, I always assumed he was jewish for some reason, but wikipedia doesn't say that.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 03:48:51 [Preview] No.310879 del
>>310874
I don't think so.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 03:49:20 [Preview] No.310880 del
>>310876
Why do you continue to watch it if it has taken that long?
I would have abandoned it long ago.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 03:49:50 [Preview] No.310881 del
>>310855
If you want the (you)s you need to include a bit of the old bulge in your images.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 03:50:26 [Preview] No.310882 del
>>310872
He highlights quiet a few.
The normies don't know
>During the 1960s, he became more politically active and worked on Robert F. Kennedy's Democratic presidential campaign. He was present on the night of June 4/5, 1968, at the Ambassador Hotel in Los Angeles at the time of Kennedy's assassination. During the same year, he discovered he had been raised by his grandmother, not his mother, and that the woman he thought was his sister was actually his mother. Those events deeply affected Darin and sent him into a long period of seclusion.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h2XnBsLP9lE


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 03:50:43 [Preview] No.310883 del
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>>310873
It will have it's revenge


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 03:51:10 [Preview] No.310884 del
Might print an A3 coloured photo of Erwin Rommel at officeworks


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 03:52:25 [Preview] No.310885 del
>>310882
Thanks, the more I know.

>and that the woman he thought was his sister was actually his mother.
I remembering his this part of the story but didn't realise it was him.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 03:52:30 [Preview] No.310886 del
>>310879
I remember hearing that in one of those youtube videos that neets used to make. It might've been the same mummybot that was using a hammer to knock holes in the wall and the neet had to go to court or something.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 03:52:51 [Preview] No.310887 del
>>310884
Good investments maintain their value. Good luck.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 03:52:59 [Preview] No.310888 del
>>310880
I like it, I just keep getting distracted.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 03:53:35 [Preview] No.310889 del
>>310883
The day of the big brown pudding is at hand.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 03:54:05 [Preview] No.310890 del
>>310886
>It might've been the same mummybot that was using a hammer to knock holes in the wall and the neet had to go to court or something.
Yes that is her but I don't remember about the cable ties and fence.


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NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 03:55:45 [Preview] No.310892 del
>>310882
>How could he have thought his mother was his sister
Who does that make his father?
>Returning to Los Angeles in 1969, Darin started his own record label which was titled Direction Records, putting out folk and protest music. Bobby wrote "Simple Song of Freedom" in 1969, which, in an interesting turn of events, was first recorded by Tim Hardin and the song became Hardin's best selling record. Bobby himself sang the song "live" on several television variety shows to great effect.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHn6AnkqukA
>Darin was an enthusiastic chess player.[30] His television show included an occasional segment in which he would explain a chess move.[31] He arranged with the United States Chess Federation to sponsor a grandmaster tournament, which pitted him against the young Eastern Division champion Stephen Ryder, with the largest prize fund in history,[32] but the event was canceled after his death.
He knew anon


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 03:55:49 [Preview] No.310893 del
>>310890
>and the neet had to go to court or something.
Please go about this part, I do not remember this part.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 03:58:54 [Preview] No.310894 del
>>310890
Okay, I might've gotten you mixed up with another neet. I am fairly sure there was a neet whose mummybot tried to lock the gate of one of those little suburban fences because she was worried about people breaking in.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 04:01:20 [Preview] No.310896 del
>>310894
>suburban fences because she was worried about people breaking in.
My nannybot did this at one stage but I do not recall talking about it too much. She had dementia and believed people were in the roof running drug operations in all the nearby residents. Everything and one was connected.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 04:01:29 [Preview] No.310897 del
>>310880
>Why do you continue to watch


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 04:01:42 [Preview] No.310898 del
Run your mouth when I'm not around, it's easy to achieve
You cry to weak NEETs that sympathize!
Can you hear sad violins playing your song?
Those same NEETs tell me your every word!


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 04:02:41 [Preview] No.310899 del
>>310895
There might be that weird thing like the AFL where they can test under the testosterone level for so many months but still maintain the physique of a male.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 04:02:47 [Preview] No.310900 del
>>310896
Did you make a youtube video about it?


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 04:03:00 [Preview] No.310901 del
>>310897
I would watch for Brendan.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 04:03:28 [Preview] No.310902 del
>>310900
No. NK got locked out once and made a video about his attempts to survive in his background.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 04:03:31 [Preview] No.310903 del
>>310897
She is quite pretty. She is an oven dodger unfortunately.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 04:03:53 [Preview] No.310904 del
Tranny genocide best day of my life


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 04:04:32 [Preview] No.310905 del
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>>310904
Based.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 04:05:14 [Preview] No.310906 del
>>310903
convert her!


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 04:05:39 [Preview] No.310907 del
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NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 04:08:00 [Preview] No.310908 del
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NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 04:10:23 [Preview] No.310909 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=4U4KGz72SEg [Embed]

loooool


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 04:16:35 [Preview] No.310910 del
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NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 04:17:42 [Preview] No.310911 del
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NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 04:20:24 [Preview] No.310912 del
Ended up getting 1kg of honey soy wings $7, 2 barossa kabanas $4 a handful of silverside $3 a tub of pitted olives $1 on special a day out of date egg salad $3 on special timtams, coke, onions and chiko rolls, greek yoghurt and other things I think, I forget.
Lots of specials.
Oh, tiger buns and 2min noodles.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 04:20:41 [Preview] No.310913 del
>>310854
>punishments
Might go and punish myself a bit.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 04:21:26 [Preview] No.310914 del
>>310855
Make sure to tie your hair back when trying to hot knife resin off of a butter knife with a toilet roll.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 04:22:13 [Preview] No.310915 del
>>310860
Monk would get away with everything because of the bulge.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 04:23:20 [Preview] No.310916 del
>>310863
He has addressed the bath issue before.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 04:23:47 [Preview] No.310917 del
>>310864
Is it any good as a mixer?
I think it would be okay with gin.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 04:24:34 [Preview] No.310918 del
>>310867
lol, that was supposed to be second, after the bicarb and vinegar.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 04:25:30 [Preview] No.310919 del
>>310881
The toes will do.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 04:26:50 [Preview] No.310920 del
>>310912
>Day out of date egg salad


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 04:26:53 [Preview] No.310921 del
>>310896
>Everything and one was connected.
Hmm.
Then there were possums in yours.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 04:27:03 [Preview] No.310922 del
I have found the audio for that old YouTube video I made about my situation with my mother.

I made it in 2017. I did not take my own advice. I knew everything I needed to know but just ignored it and let things drift for another 3 years. What a fool I am.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 04:28:24 [Preview] No.310923 del
>>310920
Saved around $1.50


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 04:28:46 [Preview] No.310924 del
>>310908
My favourite tbh


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 04:28:58 [Preview] No.310925 del
>>310912
>barossa kabanas
Good selection.

>tiger buns
Hot!


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 04:29:08 [Preview] No.310926 del
>>310922
Please make more of these.
It is High Quality OC.
The board needs it.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 04:31:55 [Preview] No.310927 del
>>310925
Going to have egg salad and silverside sandwiches, probably with some pickled onions.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 04:32:12 [Preview] No.310928 del
>>310925
>>310927
In the tigerbuns.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 04:34:21 [Preview] No.310929 del
I've messed my pants twice and we're only at 5mins


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 04:34:35 [Preview] No.310930 del
>>310922
This is too 2real for me.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 04:35:02 [Preview] No.310931 del
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NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 04:36:09 [Preview] No.310932 del
>>310931
unnalyfe


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 04:36:38 [Preview] No.310933 del
>>310926
No-one even listens to them.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 04:37:41 [Preview] No.310934 del
>>310933
I listen to them all, they are some of the best content this board produces.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 04:45:25 [Preview] No.310936 del
>>310918
>bicarb and vinegar
That's for sinks.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 04:46:23 [Preview] No.310937 del
>>310922
Very insightful. Still doesn't stop me wanting to quit my job however.


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NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 04:48:42 [Preview] No.310939 del
>>310911
I made this gif a long time ago and I am surprised you have saved it as the original name.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 04:49:21 [Preview] No.310940 del
>>310916
He just need to splash while taking a bath.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 04:50:08 [Preview] No.310941 del
>>310922
>What a fool I am.
A lovable one.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 04:54:00 [Preview] No.310942 del
>>310929
Big wank?


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 04:55:48 [Preview] No.310943 del
>>310931
I need more!


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 04:56:33 [Preview] No.310944 del
>>310936
It worked well in the sink.
I figure sink sludge and NEETpoo is about the same.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 04:57:22 [Preview] No.310945 del
Told Monaro I was going to have a goon and she cracked the shits.
Time for a goon.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 04:58:13 [Preview] No.310946 del
>>310945
>and she cracked the shits.
Do you understand why she feels that way?


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 04:58:46 [Preview] No.310948 del
>>310946
No one understands the mind of a woman.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 05:01:26 [Preview] No.310949 del
>>310947
Next to the yacht.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 05:02:00 [Preview] No.310951 del
>>310949
And the towball-less subi.


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NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 05:03:49 [Preview] No.310953 del
Second poo of the day inbound.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 05:04:58 [Preview] No.310954 del
>>310951
Uncle could live in the caravan.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 05:06:26 [Preview] No.310955 del
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wife


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 05:06:34 [Preview] No.310956 del
>>310954
I had a caravan in the backyard that people lived in for a bit.
The dog got in it and ripped it all up. I think it's at my dad's now.
Had a toilet and a shower but would need a thorough clean and a matress.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 05:06:49 [Preview] No.310957 del
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https://youtube.com/watch?v=IIAt7by_bJs [Embed]

Drinking alone in my flat, once again. Waiting for a mission. Waiting for something to care about. Purpose, direction, relevance.
Society fuels my self-destruction with its indifference and rejection.
Whats a poor NEET to do?


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 05:07:17 [Preview] No.310958 del
>>310955
That isn't very nice.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 05:08:20 [Preview] No.310959 del
Having an A-bleh and coke, before a wine.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 05:08:42 [Preview] No.310960 del
Weber promised pictures of the woodwork project and the smoked chooks.
Promised.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 05:09:03 [Preview] No.310961 del
>>310956
You can both work hard to get it into tip top shape.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 05:10:44 [Preview] No.310963 del
>>310957
>Whats a poor NEET to do?


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 05:12:33 [Preview] No.310964 del
>>310958
shes just being edgy for views


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 05:12:52 [Preview] No.310965 del
>Unfortunately for us, after 10 years on that site, and having been members of the Caravan Park community at Marion Bay for over 25 years, the Council in all their wisdom are no longer going to allow us, and five other semi permanents

Looks like there might be a few about.
https://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/highbury/caravans/on-site-caravan-solid-annexe/1266422044


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 05:12:53 [Preview] No.310966 del
>>310945
She is an abusive spouse. You need to turn things around on her. Make it about her controlling behaviour rather than your binge drinking.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 05:13:29 [Preview] No.310967 del
>>310962
>you will be getting a great buy so please no crazy low ball offers as this is really good price.
> IS VERY rare /unique to find this model/
I wouldn't be surprised if someone died in that structure. The sheets on the bed look old like they have been worn down from use.

Looks pretty good but that removal part sounds like a bitch. Especially when he says it needs to removed (i.e. how fast and how much would that cost).


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 05:14:04 [Preview] No.310968 del
>>310957
So much shooting- but who do they shoot at?
I would rather eat tendies.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 05:14:34 [Preview] No.310969 del
>>310966
lol
She just doesn't know anything about boongliving.
It's partly what attracted me to her in the first place.
But a NEET's gotta boong.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 05:16:00 [Preview] No.310970 del
>>310956
>and a matress
A few mattresses, an Xbox and a massage table.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 05:16:01 [Preview] No.310971 del
Yeah I agree Cruisey.
Put your foot down. Tell her to get fucked. Your a proud boong who won't take shit from anyone, let alone a woman who skips church to do her nails.
It's a Saturday arvo. If you wanna have a drink, its your damn God given right to do so, and no broad can take that away.
You need to stand up for your boongery.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 05:16:07 [Preview] No.310972 del
>>310967
>removal part sounds like a bitch
Yeah, I think that's why most, after being set up. get left.
There's a bunch in Pt Augusta that are the same ones that were there 30 years ago.
THey do them up now and then, but disassembling them seems like a lot of work and it'd be easier to make a new annex.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 05:17:07 [Preview] No.310973 del
>>310970
The life man. Out the back of an old motherbot's who brings you snacks throughout the afternoon.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 05:17:37 [Preview] No.310974 del
>>310971
I'll do it tomorrow.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 05:19:52 [Preview] No.310975 del
>>310973
Motherbot better knock first before coming in.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 05:22:26 [Preview] No.310976 del
I am thinking about using that $20 KFC voucher but I feel too awkward about showing it to them on my phone. I don't have a printer to print it out. Is showing emailed vouchers on your phone a normal thing these days?


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 05:24:11 [Preview] No.310977 del
Roast beef, egg salad and wholegrain mustard on a tiger bun.
I should've got greek salad.
Still good apert from celery in the egg, it is a vile vegetable.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 05:24:42 [Preview] No.310978 del
>>310976
It should be fine, I'd call before going thougfh.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 05:25:25 [Preview] No.310979 del
>>310975
Don't want to get caught mid session.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 05:25:49 [Preview] No.310980 del
>>310917
The ginger monster goes alright with bourbon and scotch


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 05:25:51 [Preview] No.310981 del
Celery is fantastic.
Go fuck your mother.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 05:27:49 [Preview] No.310982 del
>>310980
Sounds okay.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 05:28:18 [Preview] No.310983 del
>>310977
I eat celery as a snack, it is very refreshing and pleasant.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 05:28:34 [Preview] No.310984 del
Might buy a bottle of spirits for the first time in a long time.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 05:28:37 [Preview] No.310985 del
>>310977
Your image didn't upload.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 05:30:02 [Preview] No.310986 del
>>310984
don't
just get a longneck or two


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 05:30:21 [Preview] No.310987 del
>>310981
Celery is like eating sour sobs.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 05:30:36 [Preview] No.310988 del
i did absolutely nothing productive today
time to sleep, goodnight NEETs


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 05:30:47 [Preview] No.310989 del
>>310985
I have a good excuse but I will be accused of playing games.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 05:31:38 [Preview] No.310990 del
>To claim this please print a copy or show this email to the store on your next visit.

I think I should be okay showing the email on my phone.

I wonder if it is worth taking a gamble on the wicked wings again. They are good about 20% of the time and awful for the rest.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 05:32:00 [Preview] No.310991 del
>>310988
Good night CzechNEET.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 05:32:24 [Preview] No.310992 del
>>310988
nite m8


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 05:32:27 [Preview] No.310993 del
>>310988
Night.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 05:32:32 [Preview] No.310994 del
>>310989
>I have a good excuse
You have been keeping it secret then.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 05:32:55 [Preview] No.310995 del
>>310990
How much is it worth?


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 05:33:16 [Preview] No.310996 del
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>>310960
Here is a frame-like structure.
It is reasonably square.
It is 1400mm long, 760mm wide, and 850mm high. The timber is 90x30mm dressed pine.
Each joint has two 50mm long, 10 gauge screws and some Titebond II glue.
This is all you are allowed to see until I have finished.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 05:34:56 [Preview] No.310997 del


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 05:35:42 [Preview] No.310998 del
Pacing around the flat. Smoking inside.
Loud music.
Anger.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 05:36:04 [Preview] No.310999 del
>>310998
>Smoking inside
You boong.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 05:36:36 [Preview] No.311000 del
>>310994
I don't have paint.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 05:37:27 [Preview] No.311001 del
>>310996
I am very excited.
Is it a cradle for the cute NEETs?


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 05:38:19 [Preview] No.311002 del
>>310997
Three zinger burgers, two $2 chips and the rest on wicked wings.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 05:39:25 [Preview] No.311003 del
>>310996
Why is the frame half inside and half outside?
I don't know much about woodwork, I did some drywall framing but that's just
>muh nailgun
>muh shitwood


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 05:40:58 [Preview] No.311004 del
>>311000
This has gone on long enough.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 05:41:37 [Preview] No.311005 del
>>310996
Very nice, Possum should sleep soundly in that when it is completed.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 05:43:06 [Preview] No.311006 del
>>311003
>Why is the frame half inside and half outside?
Because the top table-like surface will overhang. There will also be two 150mm diameter wheels at one end, and that bottom frame would interfere if it were on the outside.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 05:45:35 [Preview] No.311007 del
>>311004
I have actually downloaded paint.
I did it in a drunken stupor.
OC will be posted at a rate proportionately appropriate to that which the board produces it.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 05:45:38 [Preview] No.311008 del
>>311005
Your bed is basically just a shelf where you put your body when you're not using it.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 05:47:34 [Preview] No.311009 del
>>310996
THE NEET COMPOUND ARISES!


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 05:47:46 [Preview] No.311010 del
>>311008
It's where I put it when I'm not using it.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 05:51:40 [Preview] No.311011 del
>>311007
Post the dick.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 05:55:49 [Preview] No.311012 del
>>311006
We actually used to use a portable wire box for our chickens.
We would just herd them somewhere and pen them there for the day.

You would think the chickens would just wook out but actually they would all run back to their coop every night when you let them out of the wire, and they would all follow you to where you were going to pen them.
Toss a handfull of seed every morning and then put the wire pen up around it.

This worked really well when you were turning soil- which you did in the morning because of the heat anyway.
Sometimes you would get a kek-worthy fight between magpies and chickens over the ground you just turned.

Our chickens got so much forrage that their eggs wouldn't break on the edge of bowls, the white couldn't even be beaten by hand and the protien content was over 9000


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 05:56:46 [Preview] No.311013 del
>>310988
Good night NEET. Sleep tight.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 05:57:23 [Preview] No.311014 del
>>311011
You don't have enough hard drive space m8.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 05:57:48 [Preview] No.311015 del
>>311014
I have adequate space.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 05:57:52 [Preview] No.311016 del
>>310998
Interpretive knife dancing might start soon.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 05:57:57 [Preview] No.311017 del
Anyone having issues with images >1MB-ish not loading on the board today?


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 06:00:02 [Preview] No.311018 del
>>311017
Not from what I recall.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 06:02:54 [Preview] No.311019 del
Also a good economics tip I discovered today:
The 'get well soon' cards are a couple of dollars cheaper than the valentines cards. As the HA was sick this week, I just got the former and wrote "plus happy valentines" in it.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 06:05:02 [Preview] No.311020 del
>>311019
Based savings tip.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 06:05:17 [Preview] No.311021 del
>>311019
...it's even cheaper not to have any friends


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 06:05:35 [Preview] No.311022 del
>>311017
No. Maybe try switching .net or .org.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 06:07:33 [Preview] No.311023 del
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>ssri withdrawal


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 06:07:34 [Preview] No.311024 del
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>>311019
>valentines day
>friends


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 06:09:39 [Preview] No.311025 del
>>311022
happened to me earlier, the font size is all fucked up on android as well


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 06:14:34 [Preview] No.311027 del
Cruisey what did you get your Monaro for Valentine's Day?


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 06:16:45 [Preview] No.311028 del
Shits getting heated on the work group chat. I've half-convinced a couple of the guys to question management about the lockdown. Kek


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 06:19:11 [Preview] No.311029 del
>>311026
Both romantic gifts.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 06:19:44 [Preview] No.311030 del
>>311028
type this:
virus isn't real


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 06:22:22 [Preview] No.311031 del
>>311030
It's just the flu.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 06:24:23 [Preview] No.311032 del
>>311030
also type something about indians eating bats


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 06:28:58 [Preview] No.311033 del
need a poo


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 06:31:09 [Preview] No.311034 del
>>311033
hold it in!


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 06:32:06 [Preview] No.311035 del
>>311034
Dangerous!


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 06:32:33 [Preview] No.311036 del
>>311019
Isn't that a financial tip, not an economics one?


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 06:33:40 [Preview] No.311037 del
>>311034
>hold
*hodl


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 06:35:33 [Preview] No.311038 del
>>311036
fink u smart don’t u


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 06:35:38 [Preview] No.311039 del
Did some cooking. Haven't eaten any of it yet. Bean bolognese.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 06:37:13 [Preview] No.311040 del
There was a reddit board called /r/WikiInAction which was about leftist bias on wikipedia. The board has been taken over by leftists and "repurposed" to be about conservapedia.
https://www.reddit.com/r/redditrequest/comments/k5old6/rwikiinaction_dead_sub_mods_long_inactive/
What a fucking pathetic website.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 06:38:08 [Preview] No.311041 del
>>311039
Binge it!


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 06:46:38 [Preview] No.311042 del
>>311039
Pasta e Fagioli
based.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 06:50:40 [Preview] No.311043 del
havin a cheeky shiraz innit


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 06:54:47 [Preview] No.311044 del
Boys in the team have agreed with me that state mandated law to work from home if you can as a non-essential worker trumps incompetent managements inability to implement a work from home capability for the team.
They have had 11 months to work this out. Not my problem if pajeet can't organise laptops and a soft phone solution.
Not going into the office next week. Fuck them.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 06:57:37 [Preview] No.311046 del
>>311044
You will be able to get the boong on full-time.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 06:58:06 [Preview] No.311047 del
>>311045
not clikin m8


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 06:58:41 [Preview] No.311048 del
>>311046
yes, he needs to go into the office and he knows it


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 06:59:45 [Preview] No.311049 del
>>311046
I'm way more productive while working from home even with a bit of boongery tbh.
Manager is being a quiet little cuck with nothing to say.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 07:00:34 [Preview] No.311050 del
>>311027
I don't do that shit.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 07:00:39 [Preview] No.311051 del
>>311047
Last week I didn't post the link and her article made it to the DailyMail. I feel that if I don't post it here my experience tomorrow on the DailyMail will be upset be seeing her face.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 07:01:42 [Preview] No.311052 del
>>311048
Wagecage stress only amplifies boongerisms.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 07:02:45 [Preview] No.311053 del
>>311043
I'm on the last of the cab sav, eating kabana in the garden.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 07:03:29 [Preview] No.311054 del
>thinks he's poetic


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 07:03:51 [Preview] No.311055 del
>>311041
I just did. Coma inbound.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 07:04:29 [Preview] No.311056 del
>>311053
>eating kabana in the garden.
Your image didn't upload.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 07:06:15 [Preview] No.311057 del
>>311053
apart from the custard tarts and the sausage roll I had today, I don't really feel hungry for some reason


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 07:07:28 [Preview] No.311058 del
At that point in day drinking where my right hand feels like my left hand.
Bossman and team lead online but dead quiet. Faggots.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 07:09:21 [Preview] No.311059 del
>>311058
why are you signed into work if you're not working? it will just lead you to say something dumb and get in trouble


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 07:10:10 [Preview] No.311060 del
>>311059
We literally use telegram for our team communications
I don't care anymore.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 07:10:47 [Preview] No.311061 del
>>311049
>with a bit of boongery


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 07:11:05 [Preview] No.311062 del
>>311054
He is.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 07:12:01 [Preview] No.311063 del
>>311050
No wonder she is cracking the shits at you.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 07:12:17 [Preview] No.311064 del
>>311049
>Manager is being a quiet little cuck with nothing to say.
I bet he's taking screen shots furiously


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 07:12:53 [Preview] No.311065 del
>>311063
he should get her a get well soon card


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 07:13:44 [Preview] No.311066 del
speaking of which, i don't know where or when i'm supposed to meet whatsherface tomorrow
women make planning so fucking difficult


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 07:19:14 [Preview] No.311067 del
wish i was watching The Sound of Music with Possum at 7pm
he has a good singing voice


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 07:27:50 [Preview] No.311068 del
>>311065
Well bantered.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 07:28:24 [Preview] No.311069 del
>>311067
You just want to see him get stuck in the possum cage you made.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 07:28:48 [Preview] No.311070 del
>>311040
National socialism is the way to go.
Conservatives are just penny pinchers at the end of the day.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 07:28:53 [Preview] No.311071 del
>>311066
>whatsherface
HA

Meet at a coffee shop. Then you can leave when you want.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 07:29:10 [Preview] No.311072 del
>>311069
I bear him no ill will.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 07:30:54 [Preview] No.311073 del
>>311071
Yes, I had that part worked out.
I don't know if it's the 'tism or what, but I've always liked to know when and where to be at least a week in advance.
These busy people who seem to do everything with no advanced planning distress me.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 07:31:41 [Preview] No.311074 del
>>311064
All I'm doing is referencing the government websites defining who are essential workers. Stating the facts that no laptop or soft-phone solution has been implemented within the past 12 months, etc.
State law trumps managerial directions, as I mentioned also.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 07:34:34 [Preview] No.311075 del
>>311074
you also said they other day they were asking staff to pay for coffee powder and milk
start looking for other work


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 07:35:03 [Preview] No.311076 del
>>311072
Monaro came in to the lounge to ask me what was wrong because she heard me chuffing under my breath so loud.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 07:36:50 [Preview] No.311077 del
>>310533
Some shit called Jing Liqueur, 28% alcohol, I only had half of the 125ml bottle of it but it fucked me up a lot more than I expected.
>>310817
...sing a song for the poor young little rich NEETarse as they buy it from under our feet..
>>310839
I have that webm saved too lol.
>>310840
I remember that video, here's another great one from the Soviet war in Afghanistan, the song is in GTA 4, no English subtitles though.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=i8K0sW8GX-4 [Embed]
>>310922
Might give this a listen later mate.
20 degrees today in Shitbourne, woke up late, made myself an egg sandwich and listened to music now, going to go for a walk now, might go to Coles later via KFC and Craigs.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 07:36:58 [Preview] No.311078 del
>>311075
the more i think about this, the more i'm convinced they're probably on the verge of trading insolvent


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 07:37:53 [Preview] No.311079 del
>>311077
>going to go for a walk now, might go to Coles later via KFC and Craigs.
hello sperg
whens the lockdown start for reals?


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 07:38:13 [Preview] No.311080 del
>>311077
> an egg sandwich
Fried or cold boiled?


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 07:38:49 [Preview] No.311081 del
>>311076
>chuffing


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 07:39:17 [Preview] No.311082 del
>>311078
the only other place i've heard of this happening is the ATO Adelaide office, and that's because the manager at the time was afraid somebody would think taxpayers' money was being wasted on staff


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 07:39:43 [Preview] No.311083 del
used for emphasis or as a mild expletive.
"the whole chuffing world's gone mad"


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 07:40:49 [Preview] No.311084 del
>>311073
Just tell her a time. If she's always late make it 15 minutes before the time. It annoys me when people are late or round the corner is 5 minutes.

Perhaps write it down in a calendar on your phone with a reminder before. That always helps me having it written somewhere.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 07:41:19 [Preview] No.311085 del
cruisey uses words wrong sometimes


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 07:41:24 [Preview] No.311086 del
>>311079
It's started already, going to have to walk in a mask if I don't want a cop catching me and giving a fine, I can go to Coles and Craig's though because apparently it's essential.
>>311080
Hard boiled, with mayo and chives.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 07:41:51 [Preview] No.311087 del
>>311079
Started today.
Streets pretty empty. Bottleshops still open though.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 07:42:43 [Preview] No.311088 del
>>311086
> with mayo and chives
Fuck yeah. That sounds good.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 07:43:23 [Preview] No.311089 del
>>311084
>Perhaps write it down in a calendar on your phone with a reminder before. That always helps me having it written somewhere.
I have a calendar synced across multiple devices, and I tend to remember everything anyway.

>It annoys me when people are late or round the corner is 5 minutes.
Yes. I hate it. I was brought up to be punctual for everything regardless of how important it was. Of course my time isn't important to some people who are consistently late.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 07:44:04 [Preview] No.311090 del
>>311087
cops aren't going to give you shit for having a walk without 3 masks on and a walking license?


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 07:45:23 [Preview] No.311091 del
At heart, weber is a fascist, and I love that.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 07:45:32 [Preview] No.311092 del
>>311078
You should raise the coffee issue as an issue of returning to the office that basic amenities are not being provided


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 07:48:36 [Preview] No.311093 del
>>311091
>fascist,
He is the fastest in the Corvette


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 07:49:59 [Preview] No.311094 del
>>311092
I'm not him, but a 700g tin of Nescafe at Officeworks is $19. That would do 140 cups of coffee at 5g a teaspoon. I imagine 2 cans a week would do a bunch of IT pajeets.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 07:50:02 [Preview] No.311095 del
>>311093
, and I love that.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 07:50:36 [Preview] No.311096 del
I'm gonna pop some fags, 30 round magazines in my pockets
I-I-I'm hunting, looking for a come up, this is fuckin awesome


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 07:52:11 [Preview] No.311097 del
>>311096
https://youtube.com/watch?v=4Cnm0tdkJEU [Embed]


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 07:54:00 [Preview] No.311098 del
>>311094
I feel it's disrespectful especially when paired with the lack resources provided to him.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 07:54:56 [Preview] No.311099 del
>>311040
Normies simply aren't aware that "anyone can edit" is simply a lie.

A tiny minority of users have access to tools that allow thousands of pages to be edited at a time, groups with millions of dollars exist solely to make paid and political edits to Wikipedia.
(((editor consensus)))comes only from interest groups who pay or care enough to have their opinion heard.
You may cite claims with paywalled sources or sources which only some regions of the world can access.
I could show you some shit


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 07:56:08 [Preview] No.311100 del
>>311077
>Kino
Based.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 07:56:49 [Preview] No.311101 del
>>311098
for sure
I've never been anywhere that hasn't had cappuccino machines or at least pod machines.
The sheltered workshop gives everybody a laptop as a first option and also a desktop if they warrant it. iPhones for anybody who might need to be contacted at weird times. All of this stuff can be depreciated/written-off tax wise, so there's no reason not to do it.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 07:58:29 [Preview] No.311102 del
>>311099
I got a certain ISP's user-space /16 and several corporate /24's banned from editing Wikipedia at one point.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 08:00:11 [Preview] No.311103 del
>>311102
Did you work your way up slowly with small edits and over time making more significant edits?


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 08:00:44 [Preview] No.311104 del
you want to keep IT nerds happy you get a coffee machine and a few boxes of cereal and pay some female staffer extra to ensure the dish washer gets loaded and unloaded each day
this shit costs practically nothing to do


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 08:02:01 [Preview] No.311105 del
>>311103
It started with small edits to existing articles and at the height of things morphed into science articles that didn't previously exist, like "Nothing is faster than a dog". Nothing is faster than a dog btw, except dogs riding in cars and maybe a dog on a plane.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 08:03:12 [Preview] No.311106 del
>>311105
>like "Nothing is faster than a dog".
Absolutely based.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 08:04:37 [Preview] No.311107 del
>>311106
the owner/ceo complained about the range ban at one point, not realising I was the person adding shit to his personal wikipedia page like his middle name and made up anecdotes


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 08:08:20 [Preview] No.311108 del
>>311107
Hearty kek, I haven't laughed that hard in a while. Very whimsical.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 08:09:04 [Preview] No.311109 del
>>311104
Victorian state government mandates employers need to accomodate a capacity to work from home.
This is not about coffee, its about incompetent pajeet management.
I will not be going to the office on Monday. I will be drinking black instant maccona and sending my typically passive aggressive e-mails to Camerons Interstate women submitting tickets about devices "not working" asking them why they're so tired from sucking dick all night they can't describe errors or trouble shooting processes.

Kind regards.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 08:09:31 [Preview] No.311110 del
The most significant edit I have done is change a word or two in an article about my highschool page.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 08:10:09 [Preview] No.311111 del
>>311099
that one where they changed the photos of jews to make the nose bigger incrementally was pretty funny.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 08:10:55 [Preview] No.311112 del
Wizzy.
What the fuck?


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 08:11:14 [Preview] No.311113 del
>>311109
The coffee is a warning sign.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 08:11:58 [Preview] No.311114 del
>>311111
Based. Have you got any articles about it?


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 08:13:28 [Preview] No.311115 del
>>311114
Nah I memorized it. Fukn trips wasted on my mong post. sad.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 08:15:07 [Preview] No.311116 del
HA is still sick and has cancelled tomorrow. Good thing I didn't bother with flowers.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 08:16:15 [Preview] No.311117 del
>>311116
She's not sick.
She's fucking someone else.
Time to let go mate. I'm getting frustrated watching you degrade yourself.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 08:16:50 [Preview] No.311118 del
>>311102
A lot of pages are "protected" and just can't be edited by new or kinda-new users.
In practice despite having millions on millions of users only a few hundred might actually be able to edit.
Many known shill farms are banned- but this is more like a union action by shills inside wikipedia.

I was paid by corporations to make and baby-sit Wikipedia pages for them, because when they made them originally they were deleted by competitors shills on some premise.
Honestly I was just publishing regular pages, I wasn't even told what to publish the companies just needed it to stay visible.
A major threat to any commercial entity is fraud, if they don't have a page online the risk is that a bad actor (scammer usually) will impersonate them in the vacant space.
A related task is farming user names, facebook doesn't want a user claiming "faceboook" or "Pacebook" as a user name. This task becomes hard because a company is typically only allowed one page to keep farming under control- but at the same time if a guy from India says his name is "Sahan paceboook" what right do they have to deny his user nic?

>>311103
Basically you buy and sell accounts.
Old accounts are worth a lot more, so typically a user will farm accounts to sell to bad actors.
For high profile wikifights you might actually bribe a legit editor to side with you.
Because these sites run on volunteers anyone who publishes thousands of pages gets undue influence.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 08:16:55 [Preview] No.311119 del
>>311116
I look forward to hearing about her reaction to the gifts when she returns to work.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 08:16:57 [Preview] No.311120 del
>>311117
Pretty ballsy her taking a week off to fuck Tyrone or Chad or Pajeet


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 08:17:11 [Preview] No.311121 del
>>311117
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 08:18:17 [Preview] No.311122 del
On the flip side I can do Corvettes Rock They Bay or have an extra wank or something


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 08:20:05 [Preview] No.311123 del
>>311119
I could just do nothing and save all that shit for another occasion...


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 08:22:21 [Preview] No.311124 del
>>311123
Perhaps only give her one of the gifts.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 08:24:55 [Preview] No.311125 del
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This fucked up English also made me chuckle.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 08:25:25 [Preview] No.311126 del
>>311111
checked
There have been a lot of good ones, and they are rapidly becoming more sophisticated.
the more editing tools and anti-griefing tools are implemented the more entry points there are.

It's very very hard to publish images now, because abuse through images was too hard to police.

I believe the current trend is in series whoring, a more advanced version of list whoring.

You used to be able to make a page that was just a list of something, one list was hidden inside another and this was used to publish misleading google results.
You would google "list of actors" and wikipedia would come up in the first page, so Pajeet would make a list just to farm links.
This gave rise to trying to publish hoax of Jew lists as sub-lists of other lists, because the sub-list was optimized for google and the main list wasn't, users would find the list on wikipedia through google and not realize it was part of a larger more inclusive list.
List pages were largely removed because of this, they were too easy to crawl.

Now you have this thing where someone publishes a "project" that functions like a lobby group. and they put a huge banner on pages "this page is part of a series on anti-semetism"- implying and/or highligting the bag goy.
It's shabbo because they aren't claiming that the subject IS anti-semetic, just that the article is included in some obscure subtopic on the "anti-semetism" project.

The more you know


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 08:27:05 [Preview] No.311127 del
>neck yourself
Oops!


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 08:27:36 [Preview] No.311128 del
>>311125
The intent of care was there.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 08:28:27 [Preview] No.311129 del
>>311128
She writes oops all the time. She's a good sort, I don't think she's capable of malice or even speaking ill of somebody.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 08:35:25 [Preview] No.311130 del
mexican boong shamed


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 08:38:04 [Preview] No.311131 del
>>311127
You need it!


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 08:38:18 [Preview] No.311132 del
>>311130
Consider yourself lucky you're even getting a response.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 08:39:27 [Preview] No.311133 del


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 08:39:30 [Preview] No.311134 del
might get another southern belle burger


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 08:39:54 [Preview] No.311135 del
>the Chad magnet.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 08:41:07 [Preview] No.311136 del
Oopsi-daisies!


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 08:42:00 [Preview] No.311137 del
>>311130
>3:33am


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 08:43:32 [Preview] No.311138 del
Prusten
Prusten is a form of communicative behaviour exhibited by some members of the family Felidae. Prusten is also referred to as chuffing or chuffle. It is described as a short, low intensity, non-threatening vocalization.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 08:43:51 [Preview] No.311139 del
>>311137
woke her up, she then spends 30 minutes composing a reply, and then probably had to get up and do something because the stupid fuck who gave her bum rash woke her up


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 08:45:20 [Preview] No.311140 del
>>311139
Unfortunately, Monk is incapable of shame. There will be no lessons learnt.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 08:45:24 [Preview] No.311141 del
The Way of the Dragon and Game of Death are on SBS in 15 minutes. Karate before it became gay.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 08:46:31 [Preview] No.311142 del
>>311140
i reckon somebody would do a murder on him if the commune existed


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 08:52:20 [Preview] No.311143 del
Having some pringles and considering reporting my employer to the ACCC if possible.

>>311139
Didn't wake her up. It was morning in the latinx world.
The bum rash was accidental. The condom broke and I came in her virgin pussay as a result.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 08:54:49 [Preview] No.311144 del
>>311134
For dinner or a snack?


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 08:57:10 [Preview] No.311145 del
>>311141
I will download them. SBS is okay for ads but I still hate them.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 09:00:45 [Preview] No.311146 del
>>311144
for dinner
I need something in my stomach now i've had a bottle of wine


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 09:04:55 [Preview] No.311147 del
>>311146
Order it!


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 09:06:54 [Preview] No.311148 del
The HA is not gonna fuck you dude
She laughs about you over text with her Hindu-poo friends.
She considers the relationship valuable because your an Aussie who knows your way around making things happen.
I fucking hate to you getting used.
I can't believe I'm saying this, but have some self-respect.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 09:09:30 [Preview] No.311149 del
>>311148
I am pretty sure he's well aware of it given his conversation with her previously about this topic. Your message sounds pretty malicious.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 09:10:20 [Preview] No.311150 del
>>311149
It's not intended to be. He should move onto the next. We all know he can find another.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 09:12:11 [Preview] No.311151 del
The betterment of the balls at the detriment of the cock.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 09:13:49 [Preview] No.311152 del
Let them swing freely!


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 09:16:06 [Preview] No.311153 del
I went to the KFC. I announced I had an emailed voucher first thing and the girl went and got the manager. I just showed the email on my phone and then she put the order through for me. I got 10 wicked wings, 2 Popcorn chicken go buckets and a Mountain Dew Freeze. All for free. Not bad for a few missing sauces in a previous order. The wicked wings were good tonight. Feel like clapping the booty.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 09:18:08 [Preview] No.311154 del
>>311153
Lovely feed. Clap your arse several times for good measure.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 09:20:37 [Preview] No.311155 del
>>311148
You're a cunt.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 09:21:19 [Preview] No.311156 del
>>311153
Good work neet


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 09:21:23 [Preview] No.311157 del
My life has no purpose.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 09:21:43 [Preview] No.311158 del
>>311153
>All for free.
Clappidy clap clap


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 09:22:35 [Preview] No.311159 del
>>311157
Piss the bed.
Create your own destiny.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 09:22:52 [Preview] No.311160 del
>>311155
You're a cunt. I have webers best intentions in mind.
This woman is a dead end for him. A waste of time. None of you softcock faggots have the balls to say it.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 09:23:52 [Preview] No.311161 del
>>311160
You are a cunt.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 09:25:45 [Preview] No.311162 del
>>311157
Building on >>311159 consider arse clapping as a new religion.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 09:27:15 [Preview] No.311163 del
>>311161
Fuck yourself.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 09:27:41 [Preview] No.311164 del
>>311160
>the balls
Fondle them!


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 09:28:12 [Preview] No.311165 del
>>311157
Discover your agency, where the limit of your control ends, and then set about exercising it over your sphere of influence. Dont get distracted.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 09:28:19 [Preview] No.311166 del
>>311163
Fuck you. The HA is a great thing in Weber's life.
You just want him to stay stagnant and want him to be depressed.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 09:29:05 [Preview] No.311167 del
There are millions of gaped arses out in the world needing a soothing lotion.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 09:29:13 [Preview] No.311168 del
I think Monk means well with his advice to Weber. He may be right or wrong but he is not trying to be mean.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 09:29:57 [Preview] No.311169 del
>>311165
Did you make the post about suicide being too much work yesterday? It was good advice.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 09:31:03 [Preview] No.311170 del
>>311148
How do you know all that?
You sound bitter to be honest, I feel sorry for you thinking this way
>The HA is not gonna fuck you dude
In my experience you are better off with a kind and caring friend rather than just fuck someone and piss em off for a new one when you get sick of them.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 09:31:23 [Preview] No.311171 del
>>311167
Exploit them!


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 09:31:30 [Preview] No.311172 del
>>311166
His stagnation and depression is a response to the HA's rejection of him.
Are you fucked in the head cunt? This is a normal relationship dynamics!
She rejects him, keeps him around on the hook for some ego boosts. These cunts do it all the time. He needs to tell her to go fuck herself and her shitskin family or suck his cock. That's all there is to it.
What's she gonna do, invite him to a cafe for a fucking scone? Get real cunt


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 09:32:27 [Preview] No.311173 del
>>311148
>have some self-respect
You go too far, sir.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 09:32:58 [Preview] No.311174 del
At any point in time, someone's arse is being exploited. Limiting its potential.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 09:34:46 [Preview] No.311175 del
There's no such thing as a female friend.
I'll leave it at that.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 09:35:32 [Preview] No.311176 del
>>311172
>He needs to tell her to go fuck herself and her shitskin family or suck his cock.
Lovely, is that how you normally treat women?


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 09:36:47 [Preview] No.311177 del
>>311175
I replied to every single post in a large thread on /pol/ with a guys story about his appreciation of aesthetics of arsesholes. With a specific focus on how he has appreciated his girlfriends arsehole. He didn't even care about the sex, just wanted to look at her hole.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 09:37:11 [Preview] No.311178 del
>>311176
Women keeping me on a string, yes. How would you respond? Kiss her toes every time she pays attention to you?


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 09:39:49 [Preview] No.311179 del
>>311175
>>311177
I tried it again later but got banned.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 09:41:16 [Preview] No.311180 del
>>311168
Mongs need to be slapped.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 09:42:34 [Preview] No.311181 del
>>311172
>invite him to a cafe for a fucking scone
He will dine her on vego meals then take her for gelato.
It'll be a lovely night.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 09:43:00 [Preview] No.311182 del
>>311175
You need a slapping.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 09:43:56 [Preview] No.311183 del
I'm in a mong-slapping mood.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 09:46:11 [Preview] No.311184 del
While arses need to be clapped.
Have you clapped today?


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 09:46:52 [Preview] No.311185 del
>>311184
I am exhausted.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 09:46:54 [Preview] No.311186 del
>>311181
It will be lovely for her to tell her friends about how shes got him round her finger.

>>311182
She needs a slap.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 09:49:17 [Preview] No.311187 del
>>311185
Even if you use both hands. Clap those cheeks.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 09:58:27 [Preview] No.311188 del
Sun downers.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 10:04:14 [Preview] No.311189 del
Japanese Style Orginator is what I like watching before bed. I wish there was an Australian version as it has a comfy pace and information to it.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 10:11:35 [Preview] No.311190 del
>>311126
Kek. I gotta wiki what list crawling is.

I'd trust it for maths, chemical and biomedical reference tho.

that shit is too dry to kike.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 10:13:40 [Preview] No.311191 del
>>311088
It is.
>>311100
Yeah Tsoi is a pretty good artist.
>>311105
>>311107
That's pretty funny.
>>311170
>>311172
>>311176
All this talk of women makes me kind of glad I'm an under confident and timid sperg who can never work up the courage to approach women.
Went to KFC| and got myself 6 nuiggets and chips, also went to Coles and Craigs where got myself a few packs of instant noodles and 3 cans of Guiness for $10. After that I went for a walk where I saw two older guys sitting on a park bench and smoking a joint, I also took some nice photos. Had some stir fry for dinner, if I'm not careful with all this gook food I've been eating of late, my skin will turn yellow and my eyes will get slanty.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 10:14:02 [Preview] No.311192 del
>>311138
A new neet appears with book smarts.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 10:15:10 [Preview] No.311193 del
Fuck didn't know those saved in such terrible quality, I will re-upload them with a higher res.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 10:15:52 [Preview] No.311194 del
No band in history held a command of the stage like Pantera. Their front man Phil was like an alpha male wolf prodded on by the unrelenting pounding of Vinnie Paul's percussion and Dime's Razor cords. Rex's bass in there and the product was 100% pure male aggression and testosterone. This song makes me feel fearless every time I play it.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 10:16:21 [Preview] No.311195 del
>>311191
Lovely photographs.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 10:16:49 [Preview] No.311196 del
Good night NEETs. Sleep well.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 10:16:58 [Preview] No.311197 del
>>311191
Lovely photos.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 10:17:13 [Preview] No.311198 del
>>311186
She doesn't.
She brings her sister to chaperone when going car hunting, with the intention of meeting him there.
She wants to make him part of her family and get their blessing.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 10:17:37 [Preview] No.311199 del
>>311196
Good night WellNEET.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 10:19:13 [Preview] No.311200 del
>>311187
My knees can't handle it


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 10:19:54 [Preview] No.311201 del
There we go, that should be nicer.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 10:21:38 [Preview] No.311202 del
>>311195
>>311197
Thanks NEETs.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 10:28:24 [Preview] No.311203 del
>>311188
Big Mongo.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 10:29:24 [Preview] No.311204 del
>>311191
SPERGO
I like the first one, that's a very good pic.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 10:29:35 [Preview] No.311205 del
Goodnight NEETs


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 10:29:35 [Preview] No.311206 del
>>311190
Basically the shills are typically paid, fanatics aren't the type of people with the skills.
So how you catch the shills is repeatability- the first step in accusing a shill is demonstrating that they could have done this a hundred times already, like the guy asking for a dollar at the bus stop because the people who give one get on the bus and won't see him ask the next person.

What shills typically do is use a robot that piggybacks google or another search engine (or pays to access a professional one).
This gives the shill a list they can target, they might be targeting business pages or twitter accounts.
Wikipedia is especially venerable because it's open access and it all shares a format.

It's hard to stop these small manipulators, because the whole systems is designed by big manipulators.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 10:33:47 [Preview] No.311207 del
>>311205
Gook night. Hideous face on that one.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 10:34:04 [Preview] No.311208 del
>>311201
Beautiful.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 10:35:44 [Preview] No.311209 del
>>311192
He chuffled.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 10:36:25 [Preview] No.311210 del
>>311194
Good song.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 10:36:41 [Preview] No.311211 del


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 10:37:51 [Preview] No.311212 del
>>311198
>She wants to make him part of her family and get their blessing.
Are you sure? Is she that enthusiastic?


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 10:38:50 [Preview] No.311213 del


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 10:39:36 [Preview] No.311214 del
>>311212
She brought her sister to the car lot around the corner from him and planned on meeting him there.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 10:40:05 [Preview] No.311215 del
That NEET's bum starts chuffling when he eats all those beans.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 10:41:30 [Preview] No.311216 del
Chuffle squirts


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 10:41:33 [Preview] No.311217 del
>>311204
Glad you liked it, any plans for the evening?
>>311208
Thanks.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 10:42:20 [Preview] No.311218 del
>>311214
I do not understand the significance of that.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 10:43:18 [Preview] No.311219 del
>>311217
I'm on my 5th rum and coke and had a couple pipes.
Just playing phone games and listening to the washing machine.
Do you have any plans?


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 10:43:47 [Preview] No.311220 del
>>311218
She was going to introduce him to her sister.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 10:45:31 [Preview] No.311221 del
>>311220
Probably wanted a threesome.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 10:45:36 [Preview] No.311222 del
>>311220
He had already met the sister. The sister went to dinner with them once.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 10:46:38 [Preview] No.311223 del
>>311222
That means it's semi-serious.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 10:46:55 [Preview] No.311224 del


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 10:55:00 [Preview] No.311225 del
She took her sister so it wasn't a date.
Obviously.
And you cunts call me a mong


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 11:02:36 [Preview] No.311226 del
>>311225
That wasn't the date, tomorrow is the date.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 11:16:24 [Preview] No.311227 del
I'm sorry Monk, but your timing is shit.
You shouldn't have said that shot right before their big date.
He hasn't posted since, probably saw your posts and thought you were a bad NEET.
Now he hasn't posted the end result of the Possum cage or the smoked chooks.
You could've said this at some other time.
I hope he goes before reading any of this.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 11:19:58 [Preview] No.311228 del
>>311227
I don't mean anything against him.
I would never mean to offend wombo. He is a mate.
I just don't want him him wasting his time on this girl. I was too harsh I admit.
Sorry wombie. If he wants to chase her then of course I wish him all the best.
From experience these kind of things lead to disappoint that is all.
He'll be right.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 11:21:08 [Preview] No.311229 del
This sounds like a back-and-forth rap duet.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 11:24:53 [Preview] No.311231 del
>>311228
>chase her
It's only the second or third time out.
He deserves a bit of Pooji on his nose.


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NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 11:27:38 [Preview] No.311234 del
>>311232
>zero contact


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 11:28:48 [Preview] No.311235 del
>>311226
>tomorrow is the date
Didn't she cancel the date tomorrow?


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 11:29:16 [Preview] No.311236 del
About 15 standards in.
Not getting to that point.
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=3I-m-xAhTEs&feature=share


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 11:30:22 [Preview] No.311237 del
>>311235
I don't recall this.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 11:31:30 [Preview] No.311238 del
>>311233
>Possum had to hang up on me once.
You're not one to talk. As soon as the cheapo pizzas turn up you can't hang up fast enough.


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NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 11:32:46 [Preview] No.311240 del
Can't be what your idols are!


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 11:34:30 [Preview] No.311242 del
Monaro came in a nd negress danced to this like a hood rapper
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=QYsp6fUyhaw&feature=share
I don't think she was listening to the lyrics


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 11:35:13 [Preview] No.311243 del
>>311239
What a bitch.
Maybe Mongk is right.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 11:36:03 [Preview] No.311244 del
>>311240
Some of cant


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 11:37:23 [Preview] No.311245 del
>>311242
She is in the mood for assisted wanks.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 11:38:05 [Preview] No.311246 del
I have been having that fantasy again where I dress up in the turtle suit and get hand fed bits of rasher by Shitey.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 11:38:50 [Preview] No.311247 del
>>311245
We started and she got hurt.
ProteinNEET called qhile I was in boong mode and I asked her if she could stand.
He asked the obvious questions.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 11:39:43 [Preview] No.311248 del
>>311246
You couldn't handle that much meat.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 11:40:03 [Preview] No.311249 del
>>311247
>she got hurt.
Go on.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 11:42:33 [Preview] No.311250 del
>>311249
She said You were an animal.
I then jizzed my [pants and went soft while she was dancing to bongo flavour.. as they call it.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 11:45:39 [Preview] No.311251 del
>>311250
Your erotic stories never have enough detail.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 11:48:09 [Preview] No.311252 del
>>311251
I went too hard and didnt wat until she was ready as they call it.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 11:49:32 [Preview] No.311253 del
>>311252
You were an animal.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 11:49:45 [Preview] No.311254 del
Signing off.
Best of luck to wombie in his attempts.
Cruisey - what the fuck are you talking?

Annoyed.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 11:54:10 [Preview] No.311255 del
>>311254
Good night.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 12:01:45 [Preview] No.311256 del
>>311254
>Signing off.
>Best of luck to wombie in his attempts.
>Cruisey - what the fuck are you talking?
>
>Annoyed.
WHy ar eyou ANNOyesd at me?\\

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=SEB43ZWDNrY&feature=share


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 12:02:35 [Preview] No.311257 del
THE KNG D THAT CANT ME MEASURED MBY DEGRESS


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 12:03:31 [Preview] No.311258 del
You pricks better not go to sleep.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 12:10:26 [Preview] No.311259 del
>>311219
Fair enough, Just listening to some music now, going to have a few beers and maybe play some HOI4.
>>311242
hahahahahaha.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 12:10:58 [Preview] No.311260 del
>>311256
You drunken pants-jizzing boong.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 12:12:39 [Preview] No.311261 del
>>311258
I just had a coffee around half an hour so I don't think I'll be nodding off anytime soon.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 12:14:49 [Preview] No.311262 del
Smashed down three big choofs.
WAYLON JENNINGS


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 12:16:58 [Preview] No.311263 del
5 MINUTES ALONE!!


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 12:18:01 [Preview] No.311264 del
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Listening to melancholy music from the Eastern Bloc and thinking about her again bros.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 12:20:57 [Preview] No.311265 del
>>311259
Pretty smashed.
You're a fucking good cunt Spergo.
How's life really going?
I don't know too much abut you, if you've posted about it, I've forgot it.
Do you work? What;s your living arrangement? Is ir wourking for you?
I have all the original spergNEET01-08 that set up your lore.
YOu've been here for ages, never recognised for what you are.
A good cunt.

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=H3OcOPDJeZk&feature=share


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 12:21:39 [Preview] No.311266 del
>>311260
Gettin' caught, meant gettin' fired.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 12:22:22 [Preview] No.311267 del
>>311261
I'll probaby pass out soon. I will have anoher rum and coke.
Tanduay.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 12:24:27 [Preview] No.311269 del
Cotton mouth, psycho bu=illy=.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 12:27:52 [Preview] No.311271 del
NEETs I just tried to eat that fake meat stuff.
Pan fried it with sesame oil and it actually browns pretty nicely- but it's dry.
I don't really see the appeal, I don't want to eat bugman food.
I fear as bugman food becomes cheaper many NEETs are going to be forced to eat fake chicken tendies.

I fed the rest to my cat, who ate it.
I also fear that many vegans are going to try and force their cats to be vegan as well and feed them this shit


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 12:30:14 [Preview] No.311272 del
Monaro has been making jokes abiut how I am allergic to alcohol.
She thinks I didn' havwe eczema before I started drinking regularly again.
Which is ind of true, 'I think it;s frpmom the peppercorn tree, I sit under uit and have a choioof.
Typo error
Fuck it aye.
WHAT CAN YOU DO?
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=KDPy74YoA_s&feature=share


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 12:30:50 [Preview] No.311273 del
>>311265
Thanks mate, it's nice to hear that said about me.
>How's life really going?
More or less okay, been skitzing out a lot less than I used, I have been getting a little concerned about the fact I have zero successes with women and have zero confidence when talking to them, however I'm mostly content with my day to day life.
>Do you work?
I worked fulltime all through 2019 and have been living off my savings and doing uni part time since, I might get some kind of causal work soon because the savings are getting a little low.
>What;s your living arrangement? Is ir wourking for you?
I still live at home, I get along with my mum okay and my dad's mental problems have calmed down a bit so it's been alright of late.
That song is alright, I don't usually like that sort of music but that one's good, you're a good cunt too m8.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 12:31:23 [Preview] No.311274 del
>>311271
>fake meat
Wha was it made out of?
I had a cal=iuliflour pattyy and that was pretty good,


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 12:32:43 [Preview] No.311275 del
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Good result :)


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 12:34:23 [Preview] No.311276 del
>>311270
I've only done a couple bags in total.
It's not my favourite drug.
I'd love to get together with Shitey and snort bumps out of a poojis butthole together tho


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 12:40:54 [Preview] No.311277 del
>>311273
>skitzing out a lot less
Good to hear, metal health is fucked.
Anxiety and depression are an appropriate response to the fucked up world built around us, so far from our natural being.
>>311273
>zero successes with women
I remember going years with out pussy. Fucks with a man's head. You need it. all the interactions are online in the modern world, feel very sorry for q qa lot of people fo4r that.
>>311273
>zero confidence
Work on bitchhes that are belowm your grade.
Fatties and dumb bitches. Practice on them. G t Sppeedway.
Go to speedway.
>>311273
>living off my savings
Fuck man, that's a bit of a waste
What are you studying?
Do you have a job lined up or in mind with the qualification?
>>311273
>d of causal work
Good, buy property, super is worthkless.
400 hogs comes to 800 hams.
>>311273
>dad's mental problems
Sory tpo hear that. I haven't had tpo deal with that amd it seems common with the neets. \
>>311273
> you're a good cunt too
On ya mate,


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 12:41:53 [Preview] No.311278 del
>>311276
Possum seems very worried for Shitey.
He told me so.
You will lead him astray


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 12:43:39 [Preview] No.311279 del
COWBOY RUNS THROUGH MY VEINS


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 12:45:24 [Preview] No.311280 del
>>311272
The bum rash is God's punishment for your drunkenness.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 12:46:38 [Preview] No.311281 del
Cruiseys boongups are so tame. Mine are 20+ standards and heavy metal and slashing knives against the walls in my flat.
Cruisey is an amateur boong in his old age. A tame, passive boong that you'd shamefully put to bed. His Monaro shaking her head.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 12:47:19 [Preview] No.311282 del
>>311278
You are breaching confidences and gossiping again.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 12:49:33 [Preview] No.311283 del
HE WAS RIDING THROUGH THE CANE
IN THE POURING RAIN


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 12:51:01 [Preview] No.311284 del


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 12:52:54 [Preview] No.311285 del
>>311281
I keep them on a time schedule.
This needs to wemdx at 1200 at the latest
)0000 I mean, mid night.

I don't need what i used to, or hafd.
I was a big boong in my wounger years,
Yuu will grow our of it.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 12:53:44 [Preview] No.311286 del
>>311284
Cetaphil massages?


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 12:54:12 [Preview] No.311287 del
>>311282
>breaching confidences
It's for your own good.
You n3eed to start telling us what is real, not just what you think is the right thing to say.
Reality does help.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 12:55:35 [Preview] No.311288 del
>>311286
Every day, when I remembef.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 13:01:26 [Preview] No.311289 del
Love you Cruise.

Not going into the office Monday.
Will punch on with the COO if it comes to it. I don't give a fuck. 12 months these cunts have had to set us up with flexible arrangements.
Fucking hate Indians.
Fucking hate Telstra.
Hang middle management fuckwits.
Mong pride world wide.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 13:10:04 [Preview] No.311290 del
>>311277
>Anxiety and depression are an appropriate response to the fucked up world built around us, so far from our natural being.
Yeah I'd agree with that 100%.
>all the interactions are online in the modern world, feel very sorry for q qa lot of people fo4r that
That's true, being on the younger side of 25, most dating seems to be done on stuff like tinder and bumble which is pretty useless unless your a fair bit above average.
>Work on bitchhes that are belowm your grade. Fatties and dumb bitches.
That seems like good advice.
>What are you studying?
Bachelor of arts, might transfer into something else in a semester or two, aviation seems tempting.
>Do you have a job lined up or in mind with the qualification?
Not sure, worst case scenario I'll join the military.
>Good, buy property, super is worthkless.
I wouldn't mind doing that one day.
>Sory tpo hear that
Yeah it was tough, it was like growing up with an absent father but he's still there if that makes sense. My grandfather was a major father figure for me growing up though, him dying when I was 15 fucked me up heaps, probably was one of the main reasons I ended up the way I am today.
>On ya mate,
Right back at ya.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 13:17:22 [Preview] No.311291 del
>>311274
Well I am a big believer in beans, so I usually eat chickpea patties India style.

At first I assumed the fake meat was Bhudhist style rolled tofu- basically the tofu version of mozzarella- which is good.
But on second inspection it was some kind of textured vegetable protien- fucking strange.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 13:20:25 [Preview] No.311292 del
>>311289
> don't give a fuck.
Get a new job before you quirt.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 13:20:34 [Preview] No.311293 del
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Found her facebook pictures. Man, what could have been...


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 13:22:08 [Preview] No.311294 del
So keen to punch on in the office
Wanna watch the blood in my managers brain piss out his nose after I break his skull.
Pajeet genocide best day of my life. Fuck shitskins.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 13:23:56 [Preview] No.311295 del
>>311293
turn away NEET, it isnt worth it


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 13:27:03 [Preview] No.311296 del
>>311290
>good advice.
I mean as practice.
>>311290
>aviation
Cool, work at BAE
>>311290
>military
Get a trade through them
>>311290
>one day.
You could do it for 20k savings, it's as cheap as renting.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 13:28:20 [Preview] No.311297 del
>>311290
> grandfather was a major father figure f
I sort of know tat, the only person that was there for the whole run. til he died.
It leaves a boig hole/


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 13:29:16 [Preview] No.311298 del
>>311291
I;d like some easy self made vego recipe.
Like a chicko roll, made a t home.
Full of beans.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 13:30:54 [Preview] No.311299 del
>>311293
Don't look


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NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 13:32:22 [Preview] No.311301 del
2 chiko rolls in the airfryer.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 13:33:35 [Preview] No.311302 del
>>311298
>>311298
black bean bouritto with refried beans?
A veg samosa?


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 13:34:09 [Preview] No.311303 del


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 13:37:51 [Preview] No.311304 del
>>310888
Try using subtitles, that helps me stay focused.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 13:38:10 [Preview] No.311305 del
>>311302
Can you have an informmative meme with the recipe and photos of how it's done?


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 13:38:27 [Preview] No.311306 del
Please


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 13:40:41 [Preview] No.311307 del
The Cronulla riots were fucking based


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 13:44:36 [Preview] No.311308 del
>>311307
True. I am often amazed when talking to the middle class/leftists that they don't know about the bashing of the lifeguard and the cuddle gangs. They think the riots happened because whites bad lol.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 13:48:27 [Preview] No.311309 del
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That is Cruisey with the pale skin.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 13:54:23 [Preview] No.311310 del
>>311296
>I mean as practice.
Yeah I know.
>Cool, work at BAE
Maybe, pretty sure I'd have to leave VIC though, not that's terrible.
>Get a trade through them
That's always an option.
>You could do it for 20k savings, it's as cheap as renting
I'll keep that in mind for the future.
>>311297
Yeah tell me about it.
>>311301
Yum.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 14:03:02 [Preview] No.311311 del
>>311309
10/10 banner


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 14:03:50 [Preview] No.311312 del
>>311305
It's late, ask me tomorrow


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 14:11:22 [Preview] No.311314 del
>>311313
Good night my friend.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 14:13:38 [Preview] No.311315 del
>>311314
You shoulf go to bed too.
I a, eating double coat tim tams.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 14:15:11 [Preview] No.311316 del
>>311315
>You shoulf go to bed too
I'm not tired I would just lie there with the thoughts.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 14:15:11 [Preview] No.311317 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=SvJFoOEOYpE [Embed]
Holiness is in right action


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 14:26:18 [Preview] No.311318 del
Might get a pizza delivered again


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 14:28:47 [Preview] No.311319 del
>>311318
It will have Pajeet's special sauce.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 14:34:11 [Preview] No.311320 del
A sweet chilli chicken pizza, a 1.25L sugar free coca cola and some garlic bread is on the way.
Begetting it already.
Gonna chuck on a moofie and save most of it for tomorrow.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 14:36:32 [Preview] No.311321 del
>>311320
>sugar free
Disappointed in you.

>Gonna chuck on a moofie
What one are you thinking?


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 14:38:55 [Preview] No.311322 del
>>311321
I don't know what gay shit is on fagflix these days. I'd like to watch Kingdom of Heaven, Platoon, Apocalypse Now, or maybe some normie action movies. I need to start downloading movies again


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 14:41:15 [Preview] No.311323 del
>>311322
>downloading movies
It is the best way to do it in my opinion. Get them now before they are all censored and cancelled.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 15:11:10 [Preview] No.311324 del
Hahahahaha
Mustafa was so pissed he has to walk up 4 floors to deliver my meal. It says deliver to door on the app you dumb ducking pajeet faggot.
The joint gave me two garlic breads I suspect because of two orders two nights in a row.
Aaaah I love my privilege


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 15:12:57 [Preview] No.311325 del
>>311324
>two garlic breads
Nice!


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 16:09:29 [Preview] No.311326 del
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Amerimutt from the south.. ive only had fried eggplant. i love it.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 16:22:01 [Preview] No.311327 del
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Hey NEETs, I was just reading some comics and this made me think of you guys.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 16:53:14 [Preview] No.311328 del
real nigger hours

>>311293
Found her facebook pictures. Man, she looks like shit now...


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NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 17:25:23 [Preview] No.311333 del
Good morning NEETs


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 17:27:43 [Preview] No.311334 del
>>311333
morning
the time is now


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 17:30:46 [Preview] No.311335 del
>>311334
At Pharmacy. I have to wait for at least 14 people in front of me in line. Good times.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 17:33:59 [Preview] No.311336 del
>>311335
mong pills?


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 17:44:41 [Preview] No.311337 del
>>311336
Blood pressure
I'm constantly angry
A great way to live


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 17:45:39 [Preview] No.311338 del
>>311336
Blood pressure
I'm constantly angry
A great way to live


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 17:47:15 [Preview] No.311339 del
Sry
Phonepoasting


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 18:00:05 [Preview] No.311340 del
>>311337
at least you can buy guns


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NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 18:19:49 [Preview] No.311344 del
Morning neets. Another 5 am wake up. Could be worse.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 18:20:51 [Preview] No.311345 del
>>311344
morning
yeah not bad
i was pissed when i woke up and saw that it was 3am


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 18:33:05 [Preview] No.311346 del
>>311340
Just bumped into a 'Nation of Islam' dude.
He was familiar with Farrakhan's writing.
Started discussing the JQ after 3 sentences.
Agreed that jews push blacks and whites to fight each other.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 18:56:13 [Preview] No.311347 del
Then I bumped into a guy, a retired Lieutenant Colonel, that I knew before I got 'cancelled.'
First I joked about the 6 feet social distancing, then I extended my hand for a handshake.
He returned that gesture with a fist bump, which I then declined and said, "that was fucking gay," in front of his little hottie milf, then unapologetically walked away.
> blood pressure
This is burger mentality.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 19:34:04 [Preview] No.311348 del
>>311333
>>311334
>>311344
>>311345
Good morning friends.
The arse gremlins woke me.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 19:35:55 [Preview] No.311349 del
>>311347
Don't get angry with me


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 19:52:39 [Preview] No.311350 del
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>>311348
morning


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 20:02:50 [Preview] No.311351 del
>>311349
you better not be wearing your mask while driving in the car, or walking outside.
If you are, I'll say that you were impeding my movement while I was driving, illegally detaining me.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 20:07:43 [Preview] No.311352 del
>>311349
jesus
this is getting ridiculous with the country flags.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 20:11:21 [Preview] No.311353 del
>>311352
should just disable them


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 20:12:18 [Preview] No.311354 del
>>311353
no
fuck off cunt !


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NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 20:16:07 [Preview] No.311356 del
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NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 20:17:45 [Preview] No.311357 del
i'm gay
(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 20:19:43 [Preview] No.311358 del
i like men
(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 20:20:27 [Preview] No.311359 del
>>311357
>>311358
fucking faggot that's not me
(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 20:21:48 [Preview] No.311360 del
>>311353
not sure if I can


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 20:23:01 [Preview] No.311361 del
>>311359
shut the fuck up buzerant


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 20:23:13 [Preview] No.311362 del
>>311360
other boards don't have them


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 20:23:37 [Preview] No.311363 del
>>311356
I guess I'm a gay atheist too then


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 20:25:34 [Preview] No.311364 del
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>>311363
windows is the realm of the white man
templeos is the realm of the enlightened


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 20:25:40 [Preview] No.311365 del
>>311362
> other boards don't have them
most other boards are gay and are for trannies, russians, and polish anyway.
At


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 20:29:04 [Preview] No.311366 del
>>311365
...At least you speak english here.
(sorry about samefagging there, but I forgot to disable my touch-pad)
>>311364
Temple is a shit OS
tried it once in a VM just for laughs and it is pure garbage.
I mean, I love Terry and all that, but his OS was just trash.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 20:30:25 [Preview] No.311367 del
>>311366
>t. gaylord linux atheist


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 20:34:45 [Preview] No.311368 del
>>311367
I use it for everything
----except adobe
> adobe full version
> edit pdf files
> adobe lightroom
> edit raw digital photography images
> adobe photoshop
> use it only to 'repair' photos. Its got a good touch-up tool.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 21:03:25 [Preview] No.311369 del
>>311200
You now have a life goal to work towards.

>>311215
kek

>>311216
>>311246
Hot!

>>311227
>I hope he goes before reading any of this.
He said she was sick. Both of you are as bad at each other on keeping up-to-date.

>>311232
Blow a load in her and leave. Probably with her probably wanting to find someone at a younger age is that some people can age terribly. Hopefully she picks someone a bit older.

>>311233
You needed it!

>>311264
I wonder how many standards in.

>>311271
Probably very salt.

>>311272
>WHAT CAN YOU DO?
Only time will tell.

>>311275
I hope you accepted his invitation.

>>311277
All these (You) for a single post.

>>311281
>slashing knives against the walls in my flat.
*interpretive knife dancing

>>311278
>>311282
We mostly all share those feels.

>>311289
>Mong pride world wide.
Represent!

>>311293
Block her!

>>311315
Straight to the arse.

>>311326
Good.

>>311331
I wonder what could have been if he continued on.

>>311343
kek

>>311347
>This is burger mentality.
Hearty attacks suck.

>>311352
You do realise these are different people?

>>311361
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

>>311364
He sounds very unwell in this video.

>>311333
>>311334
>>311343
>>311345
>>311348
Good morning NEETs.

Lots of goon must have been consumed last night.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 21:04:36 [Preview] No.311370 del
>Pentagon ADMITS that it has been testing wreckage from UFO crashes - including a possible 'memory metal' that experts claim may have been recovered during the 1947 Roswell crash
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9257395/Pentagon-admits-testing-wreckage-UFO-crashes.html


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 21:05:35 [Preview] No.311371 del
This example is the bitching and moaning I was talking about yesterday.
>Australian nurse, 24, who tried to kill herself twice as she dealt with the torment of working on the coronavirus frontline begs Scott Morrison to let her back home - and she needs your help
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9256343/Australian-nurse-attempted-suicide-treating-Covid-patients-UK-NHS-begs-come-home.html


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 21:09:24 [Preview] No.311372 del
i just shit my pants


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 21:09:30 [Preview] No.311373 del
>Donald Trump acquitted in impeachment trial, seven Republicans vote guilty
>>The margin was 57-43 in favour of conviction. Remember, it takes 67 guilty votes to convict, which means the prosecution fell well short.
https://www.news.com.au/world/north-america/us-politics/donald-trump-impeachment-trial-live-move-to-call-witnesses-after-fresh-allegation/live-coverage/51ed25ca29386a8e7fdfbb82ca4b0423


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 21:10:39 [Preview] No.311374 del
>>311372
You may be leaving soon tbh


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 21:16:55 [Preview] No.311375 del
>>311372
i just cuddled your mom


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NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 21:34:09 [Preview] No.311377 del
>>311376
Based.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 21:53:08 [Preview] No.311378 del
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NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 21:56:33 [Preview] No.311379 del
>>311378
Is your final answer?


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 22:01:29 [Preview] No.311380 del
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NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 22:02:26 [Preview] No.311381 del
Your wish is my command.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 22:06:39 [Preview] No.311382 del
>>311381
but i'm still here...


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 22:06:40 [Preview] No.311383 del
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NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 22:07:47 [Preview] No.311384 del
>>311354
You'd still get the meme ones.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 22:08:33 [Preview] No.311385 del
>>311384
fuck you
(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 22:09:22 [Preview] No.311386 del
>>311382
Wishes are granted once and sometimes you won't know when they will be granted because that's part of the magic.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 22:11:21 [Preview] No.311387 del
>>311369
>keeping up-to-date.
Mate, I know what's going on.
>>311369
>or a single post.
Spergo deserves them.

Good morning.
The goon rivers breached the banks.


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NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 22:12:36 [Preview] No.311389 del
>>311385
kisses


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 22:14:01 [Preview] No.311390 del
>>311387
>The goon rivers breached the banks.
vocaroo?


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 22:14:20 [Preview] No.311391 del
Big foods and big standards were consumed. Feeling the effects.
Thinking I'll need to go to HJs and get a breaky roll and a coffee.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 22:16:47 [Preview] No.311392 del
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>>311390
I didn't think anyone listened to them.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 22:16:59 [Preview] No.311393 del
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i want two wives too
probably better if they bicker among each other instead of bothering you


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 22:19:53 [Preview] No.311394 del
>>311393
And they will compete for your affection


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 22:21:26 [Preview] No.311395 del
>>311387
Goon morning NEET.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 22:25:13 [Preview] No.311396 del
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Happy Valentines Day NEETs.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 22:30:42 [Preview] No.311397 del
>>311396
Thanks m8 but you're still not getting my arse


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 22:33:01 [Preview] No.311398 del
>>311396
Very nice selection of cards NEET.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 22:39:51 [Preview] No.311399 del
>>311397
Can I have it instead?


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 22:41:14 [Preview] No.311400 del
>>311399
Only if you guess my name.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 22:42:33 [Preview] No.311401 del
>>311400
Hi John


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 22:45:17 [Preview] No.311402 del
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What was the point of this impeachment silliness? It was always obvious they didn't have the numbers to convict him, so why bother?


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 22:45:26 [Preview] No.311403 del
>>311400
ThiccNEET


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 22:49:56 [Preview] No.311404 del
>>311402
BASED DON


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 22:50:44 [Preview] No.311405 del
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Good Morning Neets


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 22:51:52 [Preview] No.311406 del
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>>311402
>It was always obvious they didn't have the numbers to convict him
Most politicians feared retribution like a snitch who is offered a deal for a lower sentence, or everyone could hold out for a lower sentence because there is no to little evidence.

>What was the point of this impeachment silliness?
So he couldn't ever hold office again in the USA.

He will miss his friends though
>Trump ‘turned red’ when staffers said he had missed a call from Putin, new documentary reveals
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/trump-putin-theresa-may-bbc-documentary-b1799731.html


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 22:52:08 [Preview] No.311407 del
>>311405
Chads are early bloomers.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 22:52:14 [Preview] No.311408 del
>>311405
Good morning Nuro.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 22:58:24 [Preview] No.311409 del
>>311405
Morning


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 22:59:50 [Preview] No.311410 del
I wish politicians weren't even real.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 23:00:23 [Preview] No.311411 del
Had that $5 ham and cheese sandwich and coffee deal. Cost $6 because i made it a large and wanted an extra shot of coffee. It was sill too weak and milky. Doggo didn't seem interested in the sandwich when I threw it away.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 23:00:58 [Preview] No.311412 del
>>311410
They're only real if you believe in them.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 23:02:25 [Preview] No.311413 del
>>311411
Doggo has the taste for the finer things in life. Especially how thin the sliver of ham can be.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 23:03:38 [Preview] No.311414 del
Was it pure luck that this thread was noncesne free up till now or does this happen here on occasion ?


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 23:11:36 [Preview] No.311415 del
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NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 23:12:54 [Preview] No.311416 del
>>311414
I removed him when he started targeting the international NEETs. Here are the posts he was banned for >>311358

He'll be back soon with a long winded post about the BO. I even asked him >>311379, response >>311380 and my action >>311381. It's disrespectful behaviour towards several people and he has had at least two hours to write an appeal for both IPs. Please do not feed him upon return.
Edited last time by imissfather on 02/13/2021 (Sat) 23:24:54.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 23:17:59 [Preview] No.311417 del
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FEED MY CUM


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 23:20:39 [Preview] No.311418 del
>>311416
wait did you ban me?


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 23:20:54 [Preview] No.311419 del
>>311418
i guess not


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 23:23:52 [Preview] No.311420 del
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NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 23:24:04 [Preview] No.311421 del
>>311418
No I must have mixed up the posts.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 23:25:27 [Preview] No.311422 del
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NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 23:27:51 [Preview] No.311423 del
>>311420
fuck off


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 23:28:46 [Preview] No.311424 del
>I wonder what happened to the junkey /aus/ BO?


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 23:33:14 [Preview] No.311426 del
>>311425
>>311423
oh look, retard is back


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 23:34:29 [Preview] No.311427 del
>>311426
At the same time that someone else is conspicously absent.
Again.
(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 23:34:49 [Preview] No.311428 del
>>311414
> noncesne free up till now o


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 23:40:22 [Preview] No.311429 del
Mongdenings.
Feeling the affects of the bender.
Only 2 new cases acquired in Melbourne, none of them near me. Disappointing. Still not fucking goin.
Gonna wank the morning away before doing a big clean up and big meal prep.
Fell alseep on the couch again, spilt my beer on the carpet. Oh well.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 23:42:24 [Preview] No.311430 del
>>311429
Good morning NEET. Good luck on goals for today.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 23:43:46 [Preview] No.311431 del
what the fuck is going on ITT


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 23:45:17 [Preview] No.311432 del
>>311429
Morning, you better go to work tomorrow.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 23:46:09 [Preview] No.311433 del
Did two big poos this morning, on the second, i got up and flushed then had to waddle back. I don't think it is over yet.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 23:48:00 [Preview] No.311434 del
>>311431
A bizarre tantrum.

>>311433
>I don't think it is over yet.
You need to break its back.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 23:49:51 [Preview] No.311435 del
>>311434
I have not needed the coathanger yet


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 23:51:35 [Preview] No.311436 del
Got lunch with the folks today.
I don't think I can get out of it.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 23:52:17 [Preview] No.311437 del
>>311432
I'll be working from home tomorrow.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 23:53:17 [Preview] No.311438 del
>>311437
Do a big wage.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 23:56:32 [Preview] No.311439 del
>>311436
Enjoy yourself and have a good feed.


NEET 02/13/2021 (Sat) 23:57:27 [Preview] No.311440 del
A big, albeit unenjoyable wank. Has ruined my motivation to continue with further wanks.


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 00:02:26 [Preview] No.311441 del
>>311440
Have a waLk.


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 00:08:19 [Preview] No.311442 del
President Trump declared nuro's birthday BASED DAY


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 00:11:03 [Preview] No.311443 del
The day has finally come and I don't even feel suicidal. I wish I wasn't going to the gym tonight or else I could get my boong on.


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 00:12:57 [Preview] No.311444 del
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Today is a bad feels day


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 00:13:20 [Preview] No.311445 del
>>311444
Weber?


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 00:13:38 [Preview] No.311446 del
imissfather is my Valentine today.


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 00:15:50 [Preview] No.311447 del
>>311443
You need the gym.


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 00:16:08 [Preview] No.311448 del
>>311446
Thank you.


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 00:18:55 [Preview] No.311449 del
>>311447
I will need my strength to restrain imissfather for a late night therapist visit.


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 00:19:18 [Preview] No.311450 del
>>311446
Possum isn't answering my texts. Last night he wanted me to 'pour some sugar on him', so I went out and bought 30 1 kg bags of white sugar.


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 00:19:55 [Preview] No.311451 del
>>311449
I wish other NEETs would plan romantic date nights.


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 00:20:16 [Preview] No.311452 del
>>311439
Might get a surf and turf,


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 00:20:50 [Preview] No.311453 del
>>311443
> feel suicidal.
I should hope not


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 00:21:34 [Preview] No.311454 del
>>311444
What happened with the chooks?


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 00:24:38 [Preview] No.311455 del
What if I'm too poor to hire hookers for valentine's day?


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 00:24:57 [Preview] No.311456 del
>>311406
It was never going to work but the climate in Biden's administration seems irrational.


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 00:27:32 [Preview] No.311457 del
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More covid risk sites identified. I hope no melbourne neets have been here recently.


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 00:29:53 [Preview] No.311458 del
>>311456
>Biden's administration seems irrationa
Sleepy Jo is too tired to notice.


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 00:30:09 [Preview] No.311459 del
>>311455
Have a wank.


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 00:32:15 [Preview] No.311460 del


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 00:32:16 [Preview] No.311461 del
>>311457
What a sad strip mall.


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 00:35:20 [Preview] No.311462 del
>>311461
Coburgs pretty trendy, right next to Brunswick


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 00:38:08 [Preview] No.311463 del
>>311460
Don't get cheap and start selling part of your date m8


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 00:38:14 [Preview] No.311464 del
Better get a wriggle on.


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 00:41:44 [Preview] No.311465 del
Considering wanking the day away.


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 00:42:12 [Preview] No.311467 del
>>311445
>>311454
you have mistaken my identity


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 00:42:32 [Preview] No.311468 del
>>311465
*clap* *clap*
You better get started if you were planning on wanking from 9 to 5.


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 00:43:09 [Preview] No.311469 del
Saecond poo.


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 00:47:38 [Preview] No.311470 del
Bin emptied.
Dishes done and kitchen cleaned.
Waiting for the vacuum to charge. Also need to wipe down my desk.

Ripping the most delightfully foul farts after these two nights of pizza.
Having a green top to reward myself for the dishes, not the farts


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 00:56:04 [Preview] No.311471 del
>>311427
Why did you ban me for this?


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 00:57:58 [Preview] No.311472 del
Just went for a maskless walk, felt good.


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 01:10:47 [Preview] No.311473 del
>>311472
You 'needed it!''


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 01:11:26 [Preview] No.311474 del
>>311473
I swear that mask had fungus growing on it after a week.


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 01:13:23 [Preview] No.311475 del
Do any NEETs use Brave browser and if so can you tell me where I can turn off gifs/autoplay?


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 01:25:59 [Preview] No.311476 del
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This will definitely be longer than 5 days. Fuck I'm keen for that announcement on Wednesday.
All the faggots who supported Dan Andrews and his lockdown the first time are getting overshadowed by people who are pissed off at state government incompetence which has become increasingly obvious. Even r/melbourne has changed sides.


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 01:30:23 [Preview] No.311477 del
>>311471
because you are a fuckhead


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 01:30:31 [Preview] No.311478 del
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>>311476
I support democracy being ended and replaced by a Dantatorship.


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 01:30:49 [Preview] No.311479 del
>>311476
I was shocked the WA one finished on time.
Hope you guys get as lucky.


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 01:31:30 [Preview] No.311480 del
>>311477
Hey Owen, got any new public masturbation charges recently?


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 01:36:57 [Preview] No.311482 del
>tfw no gf


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 01:38:21 [Preview] No.311483 del
>tfw no wank buddy


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 01:40:08 [Preview] No.311484 del


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 01:42:09 [Preview] No.311485 del
>>311480
im not owwen you double nigger


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 01:43:02 [Preview] No.311486 del
>>311476
>r/melbourne


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 01:44:10 [Preview] No.311487 del
How come they keep calling it the "UK Strain" but we were told not to call it the "Wuhan virus". Hmmmmmmm.


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 01:48:54 [Preview] No.311488 del
>>311392
>400x499
A comfy scene, but too stingy with the pixels still.


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 01:50:09 [Preview] No.311489 del
>>311396
Thank you.


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 01:52:59 [Preview] No.311490 del
>>311487
Because the WHO said so


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 01:57:22 [Preview] No.311491 del
>>311471
What a bullshit ban.


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 01:57:57 [Preview] No.311492 del
NEETs my room smells like shit every morning and I can't work out why.
I can't identify an individual source of bad smells, it's like my room is just full of bad air.
If I air the room out it smells fine- but then the next morning it smells like shit again.
I change my sheets sometimes,there is no trash in my room.

Am I sleep farting?
What could be the cause of this?


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 02:00:01 [Preview] No.311493 del
>>311492
When did you last shower?


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 02:02:41 [Preview] No.311494 del
>>311492
Gas your room with ozone


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 02:03:12 [Preview] No.311495 del
>>311491
well its obviously working....


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 02:03:51 [Preview] No.311496 del
>>311492
>What could be the cause of this?

you could be full of shit


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 02:04:43 [Preview] No.311497 del
>>311493
I shower every day- I just don't get it.
>>311494
What even is ozone, I thought there wasn't any left


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 02:04:53 [Preview] No.311498 del
>>311492
Your NEET sweat smells like poopoo


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 02:08:02 [Preview] No.311499 del
Tough 2-1 loss to /dup/ in GCUP, lads.


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 02:08:17 [Preview] No.311500 del
>>311498
I don't even sweat, I do nothing all day and I'm not fat.


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 02:11:16 [Preview] No.311502 del
>>311500
Check the ceiling space above your bedroom for a dead rat or possum.


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 02:11:44 [Preview] No.311503 del
>>311492
Check for mould around your windows and corners, sleep in another room for the night and then see if your room smells in the morning, that will at least tell you if it's you or the room.


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 02:12:42 [Preview] No.311504 del
>>311502
>or possum
I don't want to believe it...


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 02:13:42 [Preview] No.311505 del
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this motherfucker is jacked


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 02:14:18 [Preview] No.311506 del
>>311504
And that is why Possum no longer posts here.


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 02:19:10 [Preview] No.311507 del
>>311502
Oh no....
I don't even want to consider that.
>>311503
I will do this and see.


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 02:23:13 [Preview] No.311508 del
I wonder if we could make penicillin from the mouldy NEETs.


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 02:25:04 [Preview] No.311509 del
Still haven't had any coffee. This is surprisingly easy. I have cut my coffee consumption to zero whilst keeping my tea consumption the same. I don't feel any more energetic or anything but I am not having the big energy crash around 3pm that I would usually get.
I might try cutting the tea in a week or so.


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 02:28:35 [Preview] No.311510 del
>>311487
Was thinking the same thing. I need to report to confess my thoughtcrime and undergo sensitivity training.


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 02:28:56 [Preview] No.311511 del
>>311509
>cutting coffee
Coffee is the one thing that keeps me alive or keeps my sleep cycle anywhere near normal


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 02:30:36 [Preview] No.311512 del
>>311504
Don't worry. My sources told me they saw possum alive and well but dying on the side of a road after being struck by a car not long ago.


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 02:30:58 [Preview] No.311513 del
>>311511
How much do you have?


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 02:34:50 [Preview] No.311514 del


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 02:35:43 [Preview] No.311515 del
>>311513
Two a day, no sugar.
They kind of upset my stomach but I just can't stay alert during the day because I can't sleep


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 02:36:07 [Preview] No.311516 del
Possum sent me another text telling me to 'take a bottle and shake it up, break the bubble and break it up'. Does this mean he likes me?


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 02:36:16 [Preview] No.311517 del
>>311491
>>311471
Because you are not allowed to criticize nuro.


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 02:36:33 [Preview] No.311518 del
>>311475
>chromium


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 02:38:54 [Preview] No.311519 del
Remember how it was going to post photos from the funeral and all neets that criticized him would be banned because of that? Remember how all the press were there but oh-so-close relative nuro wasn't?


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 02:40:39 [Preview] No.311520 del
>>311517
It's for your own protection. Only nuro is BASED enough to criticise nuro. Anyone else who tries might just injure themselves.


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 02:53:42 [Preview] No.311521 del
>>311519
You are a broken record. Boring.


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 02:55:36 [Preview] No.311522 del
>>311521
Believe it or not m8, there is more than one neet here who doesn't ride nuro's cock.


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 02:57:48 [Preview] No.311523 del
>>311522
No, of course there isn't. That's ridiculous to even imagine.


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 03:00:38 [Preview] No.311524 del
>>311523
Or one neet with multiple personality disorder. While I sometimes find nuro's antics to be mildly annoying, I find the whining of nofun neets who get triggered by them to be extremely annoying.


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 03:01:18 [Preview] No.311525 del
>>311524
Ironic.


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 03:01:37 [Preview] No.311526 del
>>311474
Did you keep it dry?


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 03:02:30 [Preview] No.311527 del
Having a mongster and a durry.
Hopefully it helps push out this big angry bender-poo that won't budge.


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 03:03:19 [Preview] No.311528 del
>>311492
I and my dog can make the room smell pretty foul. I always open the windows and by the afternoon the smell has reduced.


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 03:03:29 [Preview] No.311529 del
>>311527
Big poo?


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 03:03:42 [Preview] No.311530 del
>>311527
Maybe you need the coat hanger up your arse?


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 03:05:09 [Preview] No.311531 del
NEET abortion clinic.


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 03:07:37 [Preview] No.311532 del
Aborting stubborn poos.


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 03:08:29 [Preview] No.311533 del
NEETs I think a botanist is stalking me


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 03:09:12 [Preview] No.311534 del
>>311533
He wants your mould.


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 03:09:28 [Preview] No.311535 del
>>311505
He is.


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 03:09:44 [Preview] No.311536 del
>>311520
accurate

>>311524
accurate


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 03:10:02 [Preview] No.311537 del


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 03:14:53 [Preview] No.311538 del
I like how nuro thinks the "based" shit is unironic. It reminds me of how those journalists in 2016 were talking to Jeb! about his turtles but he was too autistic to realize they were mocking him.


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 03:17:40 [Preview] No.311539 del
>>311538
He's not based. He's BASED.


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 03:19:18 [Preview] No.311540 del
>>311538
Nuro is based and as a result lives a life of luxury.


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 03:20:26 [Preview] No.311541 del
Having my third coffee.


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 03:20:33 [Preview] No.311542 del
>>311540
>based
*BASED


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 03:21:23 [Preview] No.311543 del
>>311541
Large cup?


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 03:21:54 [Preview] No.311544 del
>>311540
>based
*upper-middle class


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 03:22:15 [Preview] No.311545 del
>>311541
Remember when we only knew about oral coffee?


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 03:23:16 [Preview] No.311546 del
>>311544
New BASED Order


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 03:23:30 [Preview] No.311547 del
>>311543
Normal sized.
>>311545
Oral coffee is not very BASED.


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 03:23:37 [Preview] No.311548 del
I bet nuro is pissed off that his step-mum is going to take a big chunk of his inheritance.


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 03:25:10 [Preview] No.311549 del
BASED-mum.


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 03:25:18 [Preview] No.311550 del
Trimmed my nails.


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 03:27:50 [Preview] No.311551 del
>>311550
Long nails?


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 03:33:38 [Preview] No.311552 del
Pop! Goes the weasel!


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 03:34:16 [Preview] No.311553 del
>>311550
I hope you didn't trim the coke nail.


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 03:35:53 [Preview] No.311554 del
>>311552
Loud pop?


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 03:36:12 [Preview] No.311555 del
3rd wank. Might go to kmart.


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 03:38:34 [Preview] No.311556 del
>>311555
Do the fourth (4th) one there.


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 03:39:57 [Preview] No.311557 del
If you want free delivery with OfficeWorks, add a gift card to your order if you use Netflix and you only need to spend $5 more. It has no fees.


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 03:40:11 [Preview] No.311558 del
>>311556
If he's a sneaky NEET he could do two or more there.


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 03:45:09 [Preview] No.311559 del
>>311525
It's like a chain reaction. Nuro triggers a few neets, who in turn trigger more neets, who then trigger more neets. It's neets all the way down.


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 03:46:37 [Preview] No.311560 del
>>311559
Don't forget sometimes it's Nuro that gets triggered first. The bit of the chain can change depending on the day.


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 03:46:52 [Preview] No.311561 del
I'm imagining morning coffee at the neet compound, where rows of neets are lying upside down with their pants down and their bussies gaped, while neet nurses move from one to the next injecting coffee.


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 03:47:48 [Preview] No.311562 del
>>311561
Maybe we could use a petrol pump connected to a pot of coffee to speed the process.


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 03:48:29 [Preview] No.311563 del
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>>311561
The post is gold.


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 03:49:25 [Preview] No.311564 del
I am sick and tired of these lockdowns.
I have formulated a plan to stow away on a containership bound for south America, use my 7 grand to live like a criminal on the run, peering through the venetians at night to make sure there's no police chasing me, until I can make my way to Mexico, marry the Mexican, and then return to Melbourne with her. The hotel quarantine can be put on a payment plan, so I think the plan is solid.


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 03:50:44 [Preview] No.311565 del
>>311564
>return to Melbourne
That's like a kike escaping a concentration camp that never existed just to marry some woman and go back to the camp.


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 03:51:00 [Preview] No.311566 del
Did anybody else notice how the Colombian became a Mexican when 'Monk' returned?


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 03:55:43 [Preview] No.311567 del
>>311559
The antagonist starts antagonising when Nuro isn't even here half the time.


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 03:55:55 [Preview] No.311568 del


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 03:56:05 [Preview] No.311569 del


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 03:56:24 [Preview] No.311570 del
>>311563
Poor reaction webm use.


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 03:56:41 [Preview] No.311571 del
>>311566
Colombians aren't even real.


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 03:57:24 [Preview] No.311572 del
>>311567
And then there's you who keeps talking about it.


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 03:58:15 [Preview] No.311573 del
>>311570
Low quality post with a self important attitude.


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 03:59:47 [Preview] No.311574 del
(7.41 MB 830x720 tPyS0cf41oTflEeW.mp4)


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 04:02:11 [Preview] No.311575 del
>>311574
That's how the Black Sea was made.


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 04:04:03 [Preview] No.311576 del
>>311574
That's a lot of cup of tea. I wonder what nasty stuff keeps it that colour.


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 04:05:04 [Preview] No.311577 del
>>311576
Soviet science.


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 04:06:13 [Preview] No.311578 del
Possum angered the gods, causing them to destroy the land with earthquakes and tsunamis once.


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 04:09:01 [Preview] No.311579 del
>>311578
Possum is beloved of the gods.


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 04:13:04 [Preview] No.311580 del
Possum got munted with the boys on mad monday and woke up in the shitty industrial garden of an autoelecs once


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 04:13:47 [Preview] No.311581 del
>>311492
Might be a dead mouse in the walls.


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 04:15:22 [Preview] No.311582 del
Possum covered my peaches with his cream once.


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 04:19:58 [Preview] No.311583 del


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 04:20:07 [Preview] No.311584 del
rosbif


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 04:21:12 [Preview] No.311585 del
Back from lunch. Had a seafood platter for two.
There was a lot of food.


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 04:21:46 [Preview] No.311586 del
NEET pepperoni nipples.


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 04:22:53 [Preview] No.311587 del
>>311585
Welcome back. Did you have tartar sauce?


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 04:26:17 [Preview] No.311588 del
SMOKE METH ERRY DAY!!!


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 04:28:16 [Preview] No.311590 del
>>311589
Pretty sure you replied to the wrong person with that one since I'm commenting about the exact same people bitching.


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 04:31:31 [Preview] No.311591 del
Thicc executives


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 04:32:27 [Preview] No.311592 del
>>311591
Imagine the crackling.


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 04:32:48 [Preview] No.311593 del
>>311567
accurate


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 04:35:27 [Preview] No.311594 del
>>311587
There were tartare and a thousand island sauces that came with it.


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 04:36:00 [Preview] No.311595 del
>>311590
>questioning


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 04:36:17 [Preview] No.311596 del
>>311593
correct


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 04:36:18 [Preview] No.311597 del
Finally cleaned the grotty toilet.
Gonna start the meal prep now.


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 04:39:04 [Preview] No.311598 del
>>311592
Sometimes it is a bit too thick
>Funeral home sets on fire during cremation of ‘overly obese’ corpse
https://metro.co.uk/2017/04/27/funeral-home-sets-on-fire-during-cremation-of-overly-obese-corpse-6600187/?ito=cbshare


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 04:39:21 [Preview] No.311599 del
>>311597
Salty nuts.


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 04:39:30 [Preview] No.311600 del
>>311597
Well done. Continue on.


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 04:40:01 [Preview] No.311601 del
>>311598
Imagine the smell.


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 04:41:12 [Preview] No.311602 del
>>311597
On ya. I am sitting in a pile of trash.


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 04:41:30 [Preview] No.311603 del


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 04:44:29 [Preview] No.311604 del
I made a monitor stand out of rhombuses with a square top that leans against a wall. I started by cutting one rhombus out and then cutting out two triangles that I just screwed together (no glue). It was rocking as nothing is square because I did it with a jigsaw and just screwed everything together. A $1 coin on one side seems to have stabilised it.

It was worth the effort as they wanted $50+ for a "monitor riser" and the one I made is more compact. Still looks awful though.


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 04:44:51 [Preview] No.311605 del
(323.40 KB 700x384 mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.gif)


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 04:45:00 [Preview] No.311606 del
>>311603
#sorry


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 04:45:54 [Preview] No.311607 del
>>311604
It looks great, I can see it from the window.


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 04:46:51 [Preview] No.311608 del
>>311604
Looks like you could catch a big poosum in it.


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 04:48:56 [Preview] No.311609 del
>>311607
Thank you.

>>311608
I am too worried to move it too much as the screws are holding everything together and it isn't that solid. He would break out of it.


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 04:49:24 [Preview] No.311610 del
being a boong again


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 04:50:36 [Preview] No.311611 del
>>311567
Nuro will quite often make posts praising himelf without his flag. It is piss easy to spot by the lack of capitalisation, punctuation and shit spelling.


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 04:53:06 [Preview] No.311612 del
>>311609
To be fair the gods once tried to contain Possum and half of them ended up dying in the scrap. Possum only used 5% of his power


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 04:55:04 [Preview] No.311613 del
>>311610
Red top? Cone?


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 04:56:49 [Preview] No.311615 del
>>311611
hey its a touf gob beoing tje most popular NEET


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 04:57:29 [Preview] No.311616 del
>>311613
Tanduay rum and coke.
I'm liking it with coke, it was shit when I first tried it.
And yes, 3.


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 04:58:19 [Preview] No.311617 del
>>311611
You will learn to lick it.


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 05:00:32 [Preview] No.311618 del
Areola Grenade.


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 05:00:47 [Preview] No.311619 del
(161.65 KB 1024x768 boonged.jpg)
>>311610
You were raised in a bad home m8. Nothing you can do about it now. Your boong nature is set.


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 05:00:59 [Preview] No.311620 del
>>311616
How many wanks?


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 05:02:24 [Preview] No.311621 del
>>311614
>We drink in moderation and we never ever ever get rolling drunk


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 05:03:19 [Preview] No.311622 del
>>311616
>Tanduay
I thought at first that was one of your drunken spelling mistakes but apparently it is real.


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 05:04:27 [Preview] No.311623 del
Still wondering if that was the actual Nuro benis posted yesterday.


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 05:04:42 [Preview] No.311624 del
>>311622
I was trying to wonder how mistyped Tuesday so bad.


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 05:05:34 [Preview] No.311625 del
>>311623
Endchan wouldn't be able to handle a low rez picture of his manhood.


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 05:07:57 [Preview] No.311626 del
>>311619
I had OC where I made him with his eye open looking back, and nothing else changed.
None of you gave me a (You) or noticed.


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 05:08:16 [Preview] No.311627 del
>>311623
It would be a .tiff or .bti or something.


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 05:08:40 [Preview] No.311628 del
>>311626
You were too subtle for this crowd of mongs and drunks.


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 05:08:49 [Preview] No.311629 del
>>311620
One.
>>311621
That is taken out of context.


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 05:09:09 [Preview] No.311630 del


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 05:10:04 [Preview] No.311631 del
>>311627
Because he's too based for .jpg?


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 05:10:31 [Preview] No.311632 del
>>311628
I made it look pretty real imo


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 05:12:00 [Preview] No.311633 del


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 05:12:29 [Preview] No.311634 del
>>311614
Long-time friend?


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 05:12:39 [Preview] No.311635 del
>>311632
Post it again!


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 05:13:05 [Preview] No.311636 del
>just an old possum in a broken down shack
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=PN-5tx4dYTo&feature=share


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 05:14:10 [Preview] No.311637 del
>>311634
Possum said that he doesn't even know who I am once.


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 05:14:29 [Preview] No.311638 del
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The Spartan meals are done. Will just have to add some mixed veg before microwaving.
Roughly $2.50 per meal before adding the veg.
Cheaper if you use chicken, but takes longer to cook. I will do the same with chicken later though.
Tastes alright with heaps of black pepper and some chilli sauce.

Next on the to-do list is laundry. The chore I hate the most.


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 05:15:12 [Preview] No.311639 del
>>311638
I'll do your laundry if you feed me.


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 05:15:20 [Preview] No.311640 del
>>311476
>overshadowed by people who are pissed off at state government incompetence
welcome to my world


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 05:15:33 [Preview] No.311641 del
>>311637
Understandable if you adopt the boong life, it sometimes becomes you.

That playlist is pretty comfy.


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 05:15:54 [Preview] No.311642 del
>>311638
Feed packs.


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 05:17:54 [Preview] No.311643 del
>>311638
Well prep'd.


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 05:18:04 [Preview] No.311644 del
>>311638
Good work NEET.


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 05:18:14 [Preview] No.311645 del
>>311639
You'd sniff his undies.


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 05:19:13 [Preview] No.311646 del
>>311645
I can smell them from here.


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 05:19:26 [Preview] No.311647 del
>>311637
All boongs look alike.


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 05:20:13 [Preview] No.311648 del


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 05:20:27 [Preview] No.311649 del
>>311644
Thanks. Getting the post-bender afternoon shakes however. Might go grab a long neck while doing the laundry before I do the chicken.
Boong life.


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 05:21:12 [Preview] No.311650 del
>>311637
You are gossiping again.


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 05:22:03 [Preview] No.311651 del
See you all later NEETs.


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 05:22:39 [Preview] No.311652 del
>>311651
goodnight NEET

goodnight NEETs


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 05:23:01 [Preview] No.311653 del
Nah can't be fucked doing the laundry. It can wait.

Guess there's nothin left to do but a mini-boong sesh.


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 05:23:49 [Preview] No.311654 del
>>311650
I thought it was common knowledge.


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 05:24:15 [Preview] No.311655 del
>>311651
Catch ya later.


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 05:28:35 [Preview] No.311656 del
>>311651
>>311652
Good night NEETs. Sleep tight.


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 05:30:54 [Preview] No.311657 del
Would you guys eat chicken 2 days over the use by date?


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 05:32:00 [Preview] No.311658 del
>>311657
As long as it doesn't smell funny.


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 05:35:20 [Preview] No.311659 del
Have a listen to this one.
Fucking bit heavy tbh
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=9J6l7MccR5w&feature=share


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 05:46:02 [Preview] No.311660 del
>>311659
I'll see how it goes while playing GTA V


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 05:47:36 [Preview] No.311661 del
Quarkify me!


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 05:49:22 [Preview] No.311662 del
Two (2) 500ml cans of Asahi have been acquired.


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 05:53:32 [Preview] No.311663 del
>tfw Asa Akiras nurumassage scene was 11 years ago.


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 05:56:24 [Preview] No.311664 del
>>311662
Enjoy them!


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 05:56:42 [Preview] No.311665 del
>>311663
Too soon.


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 05:58:53 [Preview] No.311666 del
>>311659
It is. I don't like it.


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 06:00:30 [Preview] No.311667 del
>>311659
Just the title shook me.


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 06:11:17 [Preview] No.311668 del
Considering a 5th wank.


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 06:12:36 [Preview] No.311669 del
>>311668
You've earned it!


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 06:23:21 [Preview] No.311670 del
>>311626
m8, that was disrespectful of you. You can't improve on perfection.


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 06:36:24 [Preview] No.311671 del
Feeling depressed. 4 days of heavy drinking has me all monged out.
Looking at jobs on seek.


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 06:39:51 [Preview] No.311672 del
>>311671
Have a wank.*


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 06:56:54 [Preview] No.311673 del
Feeling hot to trot.


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 07:01:04 [Preview] No.311675 del
Opened the blinds and it burns.


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 07:03:15 [Preview] No.311676 del
>>311672
I've already had 5. I will try for another later once my NEET juices replenish.

Wondering how long I have to microwave garlic bread for, and if it will be any good.


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 07:14:30 [Preview] No.311677 del
Still haven't told bossman I'm not going in.


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 07:23:47 [Preview] No.311678 del
>>311677
I think going out the flat at least twice a week for work will do you good.


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 07:24:07 [Preview] No.311679 del
All the NEETs are so busy and quiet on valentines day, all on dates with each other leaving me here alone.


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 07:27:58 [Preview] No.311680 del
>>311677
The bossman is not gonna fuck you dude
He laughs about you over text with his Hindu-poo friends.
He considers the relationship valuable because your an Aussie who knows your way around making things happen.
I fucking hate to you getting used.
I can't believe I'm saying this, but have some self-respect.


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 07:29:01 [Preview] No.311681 del
>>311678
Twice a week is fine. Why should I have to go every day. The employer should implement a flexible work from home solution so that I don't have to risk it everytime theres an outbreak, just like basically every other company has done.


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 07:33:49 [Preview] No.311682 del
>>311680
Moderately bantered.


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 07:33:59 [Preview] No.311683 del
>>311680
Lol. You got me.


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 07:37:48 [Preview] No.311684 del


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 07:39:07 [Preview] No.311685 del
Off to buy some beers I guess.


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 07:44:51 [Preview] No.311686 del
>>311685
The cycle continues.


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 07:52:13 [Preview] No.311687 del
Lack of wombo posting today. I hope he is not unhappy about my rude posts regarding the HA.
He does have a bone to pick with me I feel.
I have been a rude and narky NEET lately. Sorry wombler if you felt I was a cunt.


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 07:58:32 [Preview] No.311688 del
>>311638
I am attempting a similar thing.
I would recommend adding BEANS and reducing the meat by one third, thus decreasing the cost.

White rice has no fiber, which will quickly become an issue- consider using a better rice or grain- while marginally more expensive half this cost will be redeemed in vegetables


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 07:58:32 [Preview] No.311689 del
>>311687
Perhaps he's spending his time on Tiktok like me.


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 08:01:45 [Preview] No.311690 del
>>311687
You were direct and honest. Some of the NEETs tiptoe around the truth with Weber and I am not sure it is in his best interests.


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 08:09:12 [Preview] No.311691 del


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 08:12:06 [Preview] No.311692 del
>>311687
He's probably out getting his wick wet on valentine's day, while the rest of us are shitposting possum memes. Boy is he missing out.


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 08:12:23 [Preview] No.311693 del
>>311691
That was obviously staged. Dad was in on it.

Also urine is sterile inside the body but it collects bacteria when it comes out the dirty end of the penis.


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 08:18:06 [Preview] No.311694 del
>>311693
>dirty end of the penis
Hot!


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 08:18:40 [Preview] No.311695 del
>>311692
I wish Possum would do Tiktoks.


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 08:20:54 [Preview] No.311696 del
>>311693
I'll have you know the end of my NEETstick is perfectly clean.


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 08:21:59 [Preview] No.311697 del
>>311696
I can smell it from here.


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 08:22:20 [Preview] No.311698 del
>>311696
What washing speed do you use?


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 08:22:31 [Preview] No.311699 del
>>311695
I look forward to the video of Possum and Olive dancing around.


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>>311698
Slow and steady


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 08:25:19 [Preview] No.311701 del
Sink pissing is clearly superior to toilet pissing


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 08:30:19 [Preview] No.311702 del
>>311699
He could do a duet.


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 08:40:18 [Preview] No.311703 del
>>311695
Possum has signed an exclusive contract with brokestraightboys.com, and can't allow his content to appear on other sites or be pirated on imageboards.


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>>311705
Me too.


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