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NEET General #312 - Chiko Roll Edition NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 11:10:35 [Preview] No. 311828
How many Chiko Rolls would you NEETs estimate you consume per year? Are you doing enough to support Australia's vital Chiko industry? Food for thought.

Old Thread: >>310816


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 11:11:28 [Preview] No.311829 del
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SA Best A


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 11:21:01 [Preview] No.311838 del
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Chiko rolls are shit


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 11:22:12 [Preview] No.311840 del
WHERE IS WEBBY???


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 11:23:18 [Preview] No.311842 del
We should really post some qt's here tonight, have a group wank over them, enjoy the magic and romance of valentine's day as we all simultaneously gunk up our keyboards with semen.


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 11:23:46 [Preview] No.311844 del
I guess this one did technically get made first.


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 11:24:03 [Preview] No.311845 del
>>311842
I don't cum on my keyboard. A vulgar habit.


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 11:24:04 [Preview] No.311846 del
Serious discussions about all of us getting on the mong-train and doing a John. Go to SEA and spread the variants of boongHPV to all the flip chicks and become defiling gorillas.
I think this can work. How much money did you have saved last time Monke?
I know a guy who owns a mango farm and a fish farm in the Philippines and employs his haram to tend to it while he is back in Australia.
If we could make a self-sustaining business that could fund all the dexies and Nurophiliac thai Kathoey's as he calls the recruits, we would be all set.
Maybe make a papaya farm and sell it as a soothing lotion to Pooji's for bumrash and use the distribution as a cover to move sudo and steroids from Myanmar to Brisvegas.
Become kingpins and pay off the local government, do lines with Duterte and he could get rid of the competition.
Fund digging wells and flood prevention, and write it all off on tax, gaining hearts and souls of the local dark gook fuckdolls.
Monaro could fly the waterboat/plane thing between the islands and FN Qld.
Not sure where this is going but I think it's do-able.


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 11:25:11 [Preview] No.311847 del
>>311845
Not even for valentine's day? Let's make it a night to remember.


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 11:26:07 [Preview] No.311848 del
>>311846
>I think it's do-able.
I am cautiously optimistic about this new meme.


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 11:26:23 [Preview] No.311849 del
>>311843
It's a bit messy though.
I've seen some videos where they put a cast iron plate in and heat that up first before putting the steak in.


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 11:26:26 [Preview] No.311850 del
>>311847
You start and post the video.


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 11:26:50 [Preview] No.311851 del
>>311848
>new
Even Nuro is doing it, it's not that new.


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 11:27:36 [Preview] No.311852 del
>>311849
>It's a bit messy
The stovetop is messy, I hate grease splattering everywhere. It gets on the floor next to the stove I can feel it when I walk. The air fryer contains it all.


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 11:34:01 [Preview] No.311853 del
>>311846
I loved this post

>I think this can work. How much money did you have saved last time Monke?
8k
Then I took an 8k loan on my uni/HECS debt.
Worth it.


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 11:35:31 [Preview] No.311854 del
>>311853
Are you thinking of going back to SEA when the covid thing dies down?


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 11:36:55 [Preview] No.311855 del
>>311853
That's not bad, and you were there for about a year.


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 11:38:35 [Preview] No.311856 del
>>311854
Even when we open international travel you'll still have to pay the ~3k for hotel quarantine when you come back.
I do have a mate who built an eco resort on a remote island that I could possibly work and live at. If that's a possibility, I could complete my course remotely and put the quarantine on a payment plan. I'd just have to do visa runs to singapore every month or so.


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 11:46:28 [Preview] No.311857 del
To walk through world by one's self, you can't be protected
Your trust is in whiskey, weed and Black Sabbath
It's GODDAMN ELECTRIC!!!!


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 12:07:06 [Preview] No.311858 del
>New Zealand’s Prime Minister has just announced a three-day lockdown in Auckland, due to the discovery of three new coronavirus cases.
It's happening!


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 12:15:10 [Preview] No.311859 del
Looking like a pretty handsome bogan with my singlet, hoodie, long neck and mustache I gotta say boys


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 12:30:16 [Preview] No.311861 del
>>311859
You look okay.


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 17:36:31 [Preview] No.311863 del
4:30 in the morning. Time to start the day. Some day I'm gonna be better than this.


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 20:19:19 [Preview] No.311887 del
>>311863
>>311865
Good morning friends.


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 20:27:44 [Preview] No.311890 del


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 20:47:03 [Preview] No.311893 del
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 20:47:32 [Preview] No.311894 del
>>311863
>>311887
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 20:49:00 [Preview] No.311895 del


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 20:50:08 [Preview] No.311896 del
>>311894
>>311893
morning NEETs


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 20:57:05 [Preview] No.311897 del
Morgendenings
Pretty groggy. Thank God I'm working from home. Slept like shit, but oh well.
No new cases announced yet.


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 20:58:38 [Preview] No.311898 del
>>311895
>>311896
>>311897
Murn, morning and morgendenings NEETs.


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 21:03:46 [Preview] No.311899 del
>From welfare to living in the lap of luxury: Glamorous influencer, 21, reveals what life was really like before starting a lucrative career on OnlyFans
>>Anna shared a picture of a YSL purchase after she decided to spoil herself with the last $50 to her name.
>>'This is a $50 YSL lipstick. I bought this and I couldn't afford the train ticket home, I had to illegally jump on the train,' she admitted.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-9258409/Anna-Paul-reveals-life-really-like-starting-lucrative-career-OnlyFans.html


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 21:06:51 [Preview] No.311900 del
Based
>North Carolina boy, 12, opens fire and kills a home intruder, 19, who shot his 73-year-old grandmother in the leg
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9259369/North-Carolina-boy-12-shoots-kills-home-intruder-19-shot-73-year-old-grandmother.html


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 21:10:12 [Preview] No.311901 del
buttcoins are going to 250k eoy
get in lads
btcmarkets.net


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 21:10:49 [Preview] No.311902 del
>That's gotta hurt: Cop accidentally tasers himself in the genitals before his colleague bizarrely checks his pulse as the officer stumbles away
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9258841/Police-officer-accidentally-tasers-genitals-arrest.html


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 21:12:55 [Preview] No.311903 del
>>311901
Thicc coins?


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 21:14:44 [Preview] No.311904 del
>>311899
probably flies to dubai to get shit on by saudi princes


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 21:15:07 [Preview] No.311905 del
>>311903
and JUICY


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 21:17:35 [Preview] No.311906 del
The change in you is goddamn electric


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 21:19:22 [Preview] No.311907 del
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>tfw no praga v3s


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 21:19:32 [Preview] No.311908 del
gonna buy an nvidia shield and play banjo-kazooie in hd on my 60" plasma


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 21:21:01 [Preview] No.311909 del
>>311904
Dubai Porta Potty

>>311905
Hot!


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 21:21:08 [Preview] No.311910 del
>>311908
cant you just use a playstation?


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 21:21:18 [Preview] No.311911 del
>>311908
Good investment choice.


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 21:22:59 [Preview] No.311912 del
This case will be me over the eye lash.
>EXCLUSIVE: Great-grandmother Betty Batson, 93, wanted a small family funeral but her body lay in a morgue for three weeks while two of her daughters spent $54,342 fighting in court over who could attend the service
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9247825/Womans-body-lay-morgue-three-weeks-daughters-fought-funeral.html


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 21:23:06 [Preview] No.311913 del
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>>311907
>tfw no canter


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 21:25:19 [Preview] No.311914 del
>>311910
not that i know of
not that it would do hd


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 21:25:20 [Preview] No.311915 del
>>311913
I would want something with more lift. The back wheels look like they are under a lot of pressure.


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 21:26:47 [Preview] No.311916 del
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>>311915
yeah defo


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 21:29:32 [Preview] No.311917 del
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>>311913
looks like a stretched out suzuki super carry
>>311915
>more lift
tatra 813 is what you need
air cooled v12 is bonus


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 21:30:32 [Preview] No.311918 del
>>311916
That's what I am talking about.

>>311917
That would be very based, but how fast can it go given how big the land mass of Australia is?


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 21:33:59 [Preview] No.311919 del
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>https://7news.com.au/lifestyle/health-wellbeing/victorian-pastor-paul-furlong-defies-stage-4-lockdown-and-holds-service-in-narre-warren-c-2165166

>A pastor in Melbourne’s southeast is facing serious charges after holding a church service in open defiance of the Stage 4 COVID lockdown.At the service in Narre Warren on Sunday, there were no masks, no social distancing and no abiding by the rules.
>“Where is the pandemic? It’s not about COVID. It’s about government control and removing our freedoms” he told 7NEWS.
>“Are we going to obey God? Or are we going to obey man?”

B A S E D


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 21:35:37 [Preview] No.311921 del
>>311908
>60" plasma
Screenlet detected. Most women nowadays won't touch a guy with less than 85".


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 21:35:46 [Preview] No.311922 del
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>>311918
around 90kmh
but it can do that anywhere

if you want speed, the 815 dakar can do 130kmh


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 21:36:17 [Preview] No.311923 del
>>311919
I hate most people who go to church.


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 21:37:01 [Preview] No.311924 del
>>311919
>Narre Warren
That's where kath & kim was filmed. The whole suburb is one giant bad home.


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 21:37:50 [Preview] No.311925 del
>>311922
That's very good. If I had the money the I would love to travel around Australia.


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 21:38:10 [Preview] No.311926 del
>>311924
>The whole suburb is one giant bad home.
Hearty kek


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 21:38:43 [Preview] No.311927 del
>>311919
What a dumbass


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 21:39:33 [Preview] No.311928 del
Is the audio quality on YouTube better when played at 1080p when compared to 720p?


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 21:40:37 [Preview] No.311929 del
Maybe the future neet compound will actually be a mobile one, in the form of a bus or a motorhome. We could mount solar panels on its roof, and convert it to run off electricity, thus freeing ourselves of the need to buy petrol.


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 21:40:38 [Preview] No.311930 del
>>311907
Ah yes, 2 stroke diesel perfection.


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 21:41:14 [Preview] No.311931 del
>>311929
A convoy of motorhomes would be better, NomadNEETs


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 21:43:23 [Preview] No.311932 del
>>311925
its great
speaking of australia, the war truck from fury road is a heavily modified tatra 815
>>311930
4 stroke 6 cyl, they sliced a tatra v12 in half iirc


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>>311931
convey of ebussy's!


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NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 21:52:12 [Preview] No.311935 del
>>311932
>4 stroke 6 cyl, they sliced a tatra v12 in half iirc

Ah, I thought they were 2 stroke diesel, must have been reading about something else, I know a bit about soviet and warsaw pact vehicles from playing ARMA.

>>311933
How cute.


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 21:53:27 [Preview] No.311936 del
>>311933
weird looking buchanka you have there


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 21:59:25 [Preview] No.311937 del
>>311935
https://youtube.com/watch?v=K2zwd1iazvU [Embed]

2 stroke diesels are sweet tho


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 22:00:13 [Preview] No.311938 del
>>311828
Last year none. No I am not.

>Food for thought.
Well bantered.


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>>311937
Imagine the smell


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 22:03:59 [Preview] No.311940 del
>>311937
Awesome sound


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 22:04:03 [Preview] No.311941 del
>>311939
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Tas59JfTrt4 [Embed]

>sniffs seat
SSSSSSSNIFFFFFFFF


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 22:04:57 [Preview] No.311942 del
What a name
>Sydney exodus drives regional property prices up and locals out of the market
>>Software engineer John van der Loo is one of those former Sydneysiders who has purchased a property in regional NSW.
>>He moved his family to Empire Bay on the Central Coast when it became apparent he could work from home permanently.
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2021-02-15/sydney-exodus-creates-housing-crisis-in-regional-nsw/13144424


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 22:05:54 [Preview] No.311943 del
>>311941
I like how there was no crunching.


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 22:06:29 [Preview] No.311944 del


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>>311943
she knows how to drive


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 22:09:44 [Preview] No.311946 del
>>311945
Is someone in that top photograph?


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 22:10:43 [Preview] No.311947 del
>>311942
There's still no jobs out there. What's his wifey going to do after the kids are in school?


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 22:12:05 [Preview] No.311948 del
>>311947
>Local Uluru character gives the ABC an interview about the significance of the rock and aboriginal culture - while wearing a 'Centrelink - Living The Dream' tshirt.
https://www.facebook.com/paulzanetticartoonist/photos/a.521484867892902/3189343787773650/?type=3&theater


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 22:14:42 [Preview] No.311949 del
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>>311946
just mad mel with his awesome cressida


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 23:16:24 [Preview] No.311950 del
>>311887
Good morning my friend.


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 23:29:59 [Preview] No.311951 del
Made pancakes.
Going to have a shower.
Craving the coffee this morning for some reason.


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 23:31:59 [Preview] No.311952 del
>>311951
>Craving the coffee
Your body needs it!


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 23:32:55 [Preview] No.311953 del
>>311951
>Made pancakes.
Where are the pictures?

Where is the artistic pancake photographic composition?


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 23:33:48 [Preview] No.311954 del
Fuck me dead, these farts are bad.


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 23:34:42 [Preview] No.311955 del
>>311954
Get a fan running on low to blow them away.


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 23:36:41 [Preview] No.311956 del
>>311955
I've done exactly that but on the medium setting.
I kept farting really loudly during last nights squat session which was embarrassing. The smell will knock you for a six too.


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 23:36:52 [Preview] No.311957 del
>>311955
This NEET farts.


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 23:39:07 [Preview] No.311958 del
>>311956
As long as it isn't off you have eaten you'll be fine.

>>311957
The dog and I do. I always have to open the window in the morning to 'freshen it up'.


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 23:39:11 [Preview] No.311959 del
>>311951
have some tea


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 23:40:45 [Preview] No.311960 del
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>>311955
He's going to need a huge fan to blow that smell away.


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 23:41:04 [Preview] No.311961 del
>>311959
I have. I don't want to have too much tea though as that would defeat the point.


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 23:41:16 [Preview] No.311962 del
>>311951
A golden shower I hope, to match those golden pancakes.


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 23:43:23 [Preview] No.311963 del
>>311960
That fan should work for him.


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 23:44:11 [Preview] No.311964 del
>>311958
>The dog and I do
Do you ever end up having farting competitions?


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 23:46:14 [Preview] No.311965 del
>>311964
No. Sometimes I win, sometime it's the dog. I regularly have to turn on the ceiling fan just to get rid of the smell. Doggo is getting old so I cannot blame her but for me it's normally the shit I eat.


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 23:57:22 [Preview] No.311966 del
Craving pussy this morning for some reason.


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 23:57:35 [Preview] No.311967 del
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Good Morning Neets

Wonderfull cool Rainy Day at home. Max comfy.


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 23:57:49 [Preview] No.311968 del
>>311966
Go on patrol.


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 23:58:58 [Preview] No.311969 del
>>311967
Good morning Nuro.

>Max comfy.
I do share this feel. Have a good day though.


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 23:59:14 [Preview] No.311970 del
>>311968
Well bantered.


NEET 02/14/2021 (Sun) 23:59:34 [Preview] No.311971 del
>>311967
Morning nuro


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 00:00:15 [Preview] No.311972 del
>>311967
Good morning Nuro.


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 00:00:18 [Preview] No.311973 del
>>311966
Chicken Chow Meow?


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 00:04:25 [Preview] No.311974 del
>>311968
schools are closed


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 00:06:22 [Preview] No.311975 del
>>311974
There are plenty of age whales on those 'dating' apps.
Acquire them!


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 00:08:41 [Preview] No.311976 del
>>311975
i'm too retarded to use social media


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 00:17:38 [Preview] No.311977 del
>>311976
Learn it!


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 00:27:57 [Preview] No.311978 del
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NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 00:42:00 [Preview] No.311979 del
What happened to the last thread, did he died


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 00:43:04 [Preview] No.311980 del
>>311979
It was removed yes. I don't understand why it was made when the OP post was >>311846 from this thread.


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 00:51:04 [Preview] No.311981 del
>>311980
>the OP post was >>311846 from this thread
You have your causality backwards.


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 00:57:08 [Preview] No.311982 del
>>311981
Ah yes, you're right.


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 01:11:08 [Preview] No.311983 del
>>311980
i didnt even feel like coming here all weekend with narky schitz shitting this place up

thanks for dealing with the mess janny


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 01:13:02 [Preview] No.311984 del
>>311967
morning


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 01:17:09 [Preview] No.311985 del
>>311950
Sup baby
Smashing out the wage.
Getting shit done.


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 01:18:28 [Preview] No.311986 del
Making a Khajiit.


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 01:18:33 [Preview] No.311987 del
>>311967
Morning Neutrino.


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 01:20:29 [Preview] No.311988 del
>>311980
I copied the text here because I knew the other Gen would be deleted


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 01:20:48 [Preview] No.311989 del
>>311986
does he have wares? do you have the coin?


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 01:21:37 [Preview] No.311990 del
>>311989
He can't handle his potions


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 01:21:41 [Preview] No.311991 del
Good (late) morning NEETs.


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 01:21:58 [Preview] No.311992 del
FUCK YEAH SKOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMA!!!


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 01:22:21 [Preview] No.311993 del
>>311991
Morning, you need to go to sleep earlier


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 01:22:23 [Preview] No.311994 del
>>311988
>t. SmartNEET


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 01:22:43 [Preview] No.311995 del
>>311991
Good afternoon NEET.


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 01:23:13 [Preview] No.311996 del
>>311994
I often impress myself with my big brain skills


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 01:23:17 [Preview] No.311997 del
>>311990
but he is going into battle! he will need the strongest potions!


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 01:24:50 [Preview] No.311998 del
>>311997
His potions will kill the likes of him.


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 01:27:11 [Preview] No.311999 del
>>311989
No wares yet. No coin. I will be a thief though which should bring in the coin.


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 01:28:53 [Preview] No.312000 del
>>311999
sounds like my kenshi character
except my kenshi character is black and not a furry


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 01:30:27 [Preview] No.312001 del
>>311998
sounds like he needs a seller that sells weaker potions


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 01:55:37 [Preview] No.312002 del
SPAM
(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
Edited last time by imissfather on 02/15/2021 (Mon) 01:58:44.


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 01:56:31 [Preview] No.312003 del
>>312002
¡Hasta mañana!


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 02:10:59 [Preview] No.312004 del
>>312002
Mexican boong


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 02:13:42 [Preview] No.312005 del
>>312004
>>312003
That's Portuguese.


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 02:14:32 [Preview] No.312006 del
>>311985
>Smashing out the wage.
>Getting shit done.
I'm miring. What a Chad.


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 02:24:06 [Preview] No.312007 del
>>312005
His message could be read as Spanish. Was willing to pay 20 mil to have some (apparent) crime author shot.


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 02:27:37 [Preview] No.312008 del
>>312007
>His message could be read as Spanish
Except for the fact that it's Portuguese.


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 02:31:54 [Preview] No.312009 del
>>312008
What was the Portuguese translation?


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 02:32:58 [Preview] No.312010 del
>>312007
0% down, 0% payout chance.


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 02:40:45 [Preview] No.312011 del
>>312006
Made shekelburg an extra grand or so this morning.


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 02:43:50 [Preview] No.312012 del
>>312011
Complex work?


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 02:45:48 [Preview] No.312013 del
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>>312006
A typical day at the neet office.


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 02:47:21 [Preview] No.312014 del
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NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 02:48:14 [Preview] No.312016 del
>>312007
some favela monkey revenge shit


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 02:48:49 [Preview] No.312017 del
>>312013
I wonder where he would be today if he was able to keep going.


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 02:48:59 [Preview] No.312018 del
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NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 02:51:32 [Preview] No.312020 del
>>312018
You have be pretty stupid to share it at work, but given their police force...


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 02:53:33 [Preview] No.312021 del
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NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 02:53:39 [Preview] No.312022 del
thinking about petrol


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 02:56:08 [Preview] No.312023 del
>>312022
dont abos huff that shit to get high?


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 02:56:51 [Preview] No.312024 del
>>312022
98 octane?


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 03:02:17 [Preview] No.312025 del
>>312023
>abos
Please, the inclusive, modern term is boongs


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 03:04:13 [Preview] No.312026 del
Wage dismay...
Not even rage, just tired, stressed and defeated.
Called up a woman about troubleshooting an integration issue. Told her to reboot the server with the dead service on it. She didn't know which server it was, where it was, or how to reboot it.
She was getting angry like it was my fault. Got a bit narky with her. Wanted to crack it at her but just didn't have the energy.

Better than being at the office, but fuck, I'm so over this shit.
Bossman still hasn't called regarding me working from home.


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 03:08:06 [Preview] No.312027 del
>>312025
how do you pronounce it?
bůng or bung?


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 03:08:35 [Preview] No.312028 del
>>312026
>Bossman still hasn't called regarding me working from home.
Just write out a log as the day goes by on what you have been working on.


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 03:17:24 [Preview] No.312029 del
>>312028
My work is visible, he probably just wants to talk about my attitude or some shit, about why I took Friday as stress leave, etc. He knows something is wrong.


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 03:17:34 [Preview] No.312030 del
why is it 2pm already


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 03:20:27 [Preview] No.312031 del
just shit my pants


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NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 03:23:33 [Preview] No.312034 del
>>312029
>He knows something is wrong.
He knows about the boongery.


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 03:25:57 [Preview] No.312035 del
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NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 03:27:03 [Preview] No.312036 del
>>312032
>>312031
fapffapfapfapfapfap


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NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 03:27:59 [Preview] No.312039 del
>>312031
FUCK YOU COCKSUCKER

#BO BAN THIS CUNT


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 03:29:19 [Preview] No.312040 del
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NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 03:31:25 [Preview] No.312041 del
>>312039
Lol. File a report. Don't try to order the BO around you fucking faggot.


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 03:31:48 [Preview] No.312042 del


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 03:32:15 [Preview] No.312043 del
even my lycra bike shorts can't contain these poos


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 03:32:49 [Preview] No.312044 del
>>312043
Liquid poos?


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 03:32:52 [Preview] No.312045 del
>>312041
its a well established alert code that has been used many times in the past


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 03:35:35 [Preview] No.312046 del
Low-fibre wage rage poo pain


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 03:36:11 [Preview] No.312047 del
I AM GOD


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 03:36:41 [Preview] No.312048 del
>>312047
You're just a very naughty boy.


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 03:37:08 [Preview] No.312049 del
>>312026
I don't even know why people have just accepted that the state has to power to do this.
These are "emergency laws" drafted for the bushfire- nobody intended them to be used for years at a time.

I'm also astounded that the federal government hasn't stepped in, while initially you could argue the states needed the power to act quickly (as in a bushfire); it's been a whole year of this.
Why doesn't the federal government take over?


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 03:37:59 [Preview] No.312050 del
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>>312031
You need more fiber NEET
beans will fix your shits


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 03:39:12 [Preview] No.312051 del
>>312050
why doesn't maccas just serve beans?


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 03:43:24 [Preview] No.312052 del
>>312051
Because it is controlled by the arse-gremlins who want liquid shits. It is the arse-gnomes that encourage bean consumption.


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 03:50:32 [Preview] No.312053 del
>>312050
Well beened


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 03:52:49 [Preview] No.312054 del
>>312012
Just the regular shit really


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 03:56:55 [Preview] No.312055 del
>>312049
Real neets rarely leave their homes anyway, and therefore don't care. They're locking the normies up.


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 04:11:13 [Preview] No.312056 del
Thinking about standards, thinking about how the standards think of me. Like usual, I am a poor partner to them. Abusive, needy, yet neglectful.


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 04:15:20 [Preview] No.312057 del
>>312056
fuck now i'm thinking about standards
fuck


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 04:38:14 [Preview] No.312058 del
good night NEETs


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 04:49:42 [Preview] No.312059 del
>>312058
Good night NEET. Sleep tight.


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 04:51:35 [Preview] No.312060 del
>>312051
In Australia the high regulatory and labor costs means business needs these insane profit margins.
As a result consumers loose access to primary products and products with a low markup.
Coles sells parsley for $3 a bunch when parsley is basically a weed- they can't turn a profit otherwise.

Mcdonalds sells sugar 20c/kg mixed with water 2c/kg and syrup (???) for 6$/kg.
They might be getting 2000% profit on it- that's insane.
They are literally taking water and charging people 2000% what it's worth.
The downside is that it's a low value product- so they need to sell huge volumes of it; thus a drink is included in every meal and typically 500g or more.

This means the average Australian consumes hundreds of times more sugar than they should a day, just because Mcdonalds can only make a profit if people consume bulk sugar-water, and sugar water is the only thing they can make a profit on.

If Mcdonalds sold beans, people could only consume 700G or so before being completely full- because that's what beans are good for.
They wouldn't be able to sell the quantities they needed to make a profit, and even selling beans their markup wouldn't be enough.

Big-think here:
What if a single person was to sell bean soup with a kitchen that was just a charcoal stove, a chopping board/lid of the pot, and four bricks?
Because of needing so little space, labor and one staff member it's entirely concievable that an individual could make a living- and the whole community could have access to wholesome $1 bean soup and bread.

The answer is that Mcdonalds would reach new levels of Kvetch, and so these chains lobby every year to stop people setting up small independent food stalls.
How this is done it typically arbitrary license costs and local government laws.
A one by one meter bean stall pays the same license as a 50m square restaurant; and fifty stalls next to each other would pay fifty times as much.
By design, this kills all micro-business, street food, markets and pajeet tier business.

Pajeet was right about beans


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 04:53:25 [Preview] No.312061 del
>>312058
Good night NEET.


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 04:56:25 [Preview] No.312062 del
>>311924
The cashed up bogans are vying for territory with the pajeets that are moving into that area. This in turn has created a terrifying new creature, the pajeet/CUB hybrid.
25 degrees today in Shitbourne, getting rather peckish, think I might have lunch soon.


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 04:57:29 [Preview] No.312063 del
>>312055
>real neets
This always amazes me, the one thing wagies can't do it remain mobile.
As a NEET, you have the most mobility of anyone in our society.
Why not go walkabouts?

If cenno pays your bills, you don't have to be anywhere at any particular time and know people mainly through the net- you can go anywhere.

I told centerlink I had no fixed address and they Kvetched so hard.
They just kept pressuring me to give an address- but you actually don't have to.
I would like to know how it works because there is no guide- but I can see a lot of people claiming or choosing to be "homeless" to exempt themselves from all the centerlink bullshit.

Honestly I've been thinking about traveling the country by motorbike, getting satellite internet, a hardened linux system, a nice tent and becoming freeNEET


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 04:57:41 [Preview] No.312064 del
>>312060
>They might be getting 2000% profit on it- that's insane.
Add labour, transport costs and costs for hiring an employee to sell it.

>How this is done it typically arbitrary license costs and local government laws.
Nothing is stopping you from renting a shop. If there is such demand, the rent should be covered. Supply and demand.


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 05:17:59 [Preview] No.312065 del
>>312063
I tried that once but instead of feeling liberated I felt a loneliness and despair I had never felt before. The urge to kill myself was very strong. I felt better back in my NEET nest.


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 05:31:51 [Preview] No.312066 del
>>312065
>I tried that once
tell us more


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 05:32:39 [Preview] No.312067 del
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>>312064
That's what I'm saying, they need to make these crazy margins on the raw ingredients to cover the huge cost of wage and regulatory compliance.
>Nothing is stopping you from renting a shop. If there is such demand, the rent should be covered. Supply and demand
It's about the minimum size.
Taxes are applied as a % or revenue or profit- this is fair and puts small and large operators on a level playing field.
Arbitrary and fixed costs on the other hand are unfair, because they punish small scale operators and reduce competition.

You get two groups who get fucked over
A. people who don't have enough capitol to pay the upfront cost of licensing
B. People who do in fact turn a profit margin- but not enough to ever pay the liscencing.

So you can clearly see that this wipes all micro-business put almost straight away.
Microbusiness is important socially for a whole range of reasons


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 05:34:45 [Preview] No.312068 del
>>312065
I think it's very different depending on your circumstances.
If you are forced to be homeless that in itself is awful- however if you did it as an aesthetic choice it's not the same in that way.

You need a good way to stay social, many NEETs beg not because they need money; just as a way to engage with society.

If that's not a comment on how fucked up our society has become I don't know what is


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 05:39:40 [Preview] No.312069 del
>>312066
>tell us more
Maybe at a later date. I do not feel up to it right now.


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 05:44:36 [Preview] No.312070 del
Wage complete.
Now what do I do


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 05:45:40 [Preview] No.312071 del
>>312070
Have a wank.


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 05:45:55 [Preview] No.312072 del
How is that NEET going who has the farts that wake him up?


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 05:46:26 [Preview] No.312073 del
>>312062
>think I might have lunch soon.
What will/did you have for lunch?


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 05:48:04 [Preview] No.312074 del
>>312072
Have not yet slept in another room due to lack of sleep.


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 05:48:51 [Preview] No.312075 del
>>312070
Phone an elderly relative and have a long chat.


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 05:49:08 [Preview] No.312076 del
>>312074
Farts keeping you awake?


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 06:02:28 [Preview] No.312077 del
TUG ON MY BALLS TUG ON MY BALLS!!!


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 06:17:14 [Preview] No.312079 del
Home.
Going to stay sober.


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 06:19:01 [Preview] No.312080 del
>>312027
Fritz.


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 06:21:03 [Preview] No.312081 del


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 06:23:48 [Preview] No.312082 del
>>312074
He should just leave his arse in another room.


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 06:24:27 [Preview] No.312083 del
The choof is calling.
Going to play playstation.


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 06:25:52 [Preview] No.312084 del
Thinking of trying honey soy wings in the airfryer.


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 06:29:42 [Preview] No.312085 del
>>312084
>airfryer
BASED


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 06:30:05 [Preview] No.312086 del
>>312085
I could only fit about half of them in.
They are very messy.


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 06:31:16 [Preview] No.312087 del
>>312086
You're a very messy boy. ;)


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 06:34:28 [Preview] No.312088 del
>>312083
You need it!


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 06:50:24 [Preview] No.312089 del
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The marinade burnt a bit.


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 06:51:13 [Preview] No.312090 del
>>312089
They still look nice and juicy.


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 06:52:04 [Preview] No.312091 del
>>312082
interesting thought.
I would be unable to protect my arse if I did this however, and I have watched too much hantai


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 06:52:19 [Preview] No.312092 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=LoKHzFezBFA [Embed]


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 06:52:41 [Preview] No.312093 del
>>312089
They look good. I have ones in plum marinade for late breakfast.


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 06:53:24 [Preview] No.312094 del
>>312090
Dripping.
Having two in a tiger bun,


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 06:59:07 [Preview] No.312095 del
>>312089
They look good. An acceptable level of char.


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 06:59:42 [Preview] No.312096 del
>>312093
>ones in plum marinade
From Woolies deli?


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 07:00:09 [Preview] No.312097 del
>>312091
Leave it alone. Just for a minute.


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 07:00:12 [Preview] No.312098 del
>>312094
>Having two in a tiger bun
With bones removed first?


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 07:00:29 [Preview] No.312099 del
>>312093
>plum
Mmm, nice.


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 07:00:34 [Preview] No.312100 del
>>312097
It needs to be played with!


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 07:00:54 [Preview] No.312101 del
>>312073
I made myself a sandwich with feta cheese, red onions and some olives, it was actually pretty nice.


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 07:00:55 [Preview] No.312102 del
>>312095
I think the temp was too high, or I didn't turn them enough.
I only did once.


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 07:01:23 [Preview] No.312103 del
>>312098
Yes.
I also had to remove the ends of all of them.


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 07:02:25 [Preview] No.312104 del
>>312101
Lovely.


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 07:03:15 [Preview] No.312105 del
I am having that fantasy again where I have my bones stripped of their hot juicy meat and my cartilage discarded.


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 07:03:48 [Preview] No.312106 del


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 07:06:16 [Preview] No.312107 del
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Hungry but too tired and depressed to make food. No snacks because I can't remember what snacks I used to like in my old life with the ex.

Guess I'll settle for a six pack and a tear and share.


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 07:07:41 [Preview] No.312108 del
>>312102
They are done correctly. I have noticed you sometimes don't get enough colour on your meat. I didn't say anything in the past due to politeness. I know you can be sensitive.


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 07:09:18 [Preview] No.312109 del
>>312096
Drakes.


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 07:09:31 [Preview] No.312110 del
>>312107
When are you getting those blood tests done?


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 07:09:42 [Preview] No.312111 del
>>312027
The oo sound is the same as in look.


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 07:09:56 [Preview] No.312112 del
>>312109
Are they good? I might give them a try.


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 07:12:00 [Preview] No.312113 del
>>312112
Yeah, they're from the meat section not the deli itself. The mongs here aren't the best at properly covering the chicken wings in the marinade/seasoning though so I just get them when the workers do the job properly.


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 07:13:00 [Preview] No.312114 del
Having another one of them Heineken Zeros.


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 07:18:42 [Preview] No.312115 del
>>312113
Sometimes you need to give things a bit of a prod through the plastic to find out what is going on under there.


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 07:24:40 [Preview] No.312116 del
>>312108
>I didn't say anything in the past due to politeness. I know you can be sensitive
CBT is an acceptable form of advice to correct a NEET here.


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 07:28:00 [Preview] No.312117 del
>>312107
I keep tins of baked beans for such occasions


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 07:34:03 [Preview] No.312118 del
No tear and shares left.
Sourdough with butter and a six pack of XPA for din dins
Might get on the choof
Interpretive sex toy swinging awaits

>>312110
Wednesday I guess


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 07:44:56 [Preview] No.312119 del
TEAR AND SHARE MY ARSE!!!


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 07:47:25 [Preview] No.312120 del
>>312101
That sounds good.


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 07:47:43 [Preview] No.312121 del
>>312105
>again


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 07:47:49 [Preview] No.312122 del
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Went to pol
Had a laugh


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 07:48:32 [Preview] No.312123 del
>>312108
You just like burnt food.


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 07:49:49 [Preview] No.312124 del
>>312118
>I guess
You better, your mongness can be remedied.


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 07:58:28 [Preview] No.312125 del
WHERE IS WEBBER


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 08:08:55 [Preview] No.312126 del
>>312060
You sound like some kind of commie.

You cant force people to make sound food decisions. If you're stupid enough to eat McShit then fuck you and good luck.


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 08:10:45 [Preview] No.312127 del
>>312125
He is sulking.


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 08:11:02 [Preview] No.312128 del
>>312126
Calm down.


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 08:13:49 [Preview] No.312129 del
>>312063
going home-free is hell. Its like being a refugee in your own country.

You end up devolving and living like a literal boong, where alcohol is your only relief.


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 08:15:03 [Preview] No.312130 del
>>312119
Quality feed?


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 08:17:19 [Preview] No.312131 del
>>312067
Those are commie lefty words. Everything bad is because of the jews. Thats all you need to know.


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 08:18:11 [Preview] No.312132 del
>>312125
Hiding, with a broken heart. Not from the HA, but from the NEETs.


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 08:18:12 [Preview] No.312133 del
how is it 7pm


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 08:21:06 [Preview] No.312134 del
>>312133
It's only 6.22


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 08:23:19 [Preview] No.312135 del
>>312107
>tear and share
As if you were ever going to share that.


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 08:24:40 [Preview] No.312136 del
>>312132
I told him it was malicious. He continued on.


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 08:25:55 [Preview] No.312137 del


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 08:26:53 [Preview] No.312138 del
Thinking about just working from home tomorrow without telling my boss.
Drafting my resignation letter in my head.


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 08:28:02 [Preview] No.312139 del
>>312138
Long letter?
I think mine was about three sentences. Even then it was too long.


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 08:31:20 [Preview] No.312140 del


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 08:33:18 [Preview] No.312141 del
>>312140
Good on him.


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 08:35:12 [Preview] No.312142 del
>>312139
What I'd put most emphasis on is handing over current customer projects to other people and basically going through the motions of giving others my responsibilities, which should take about two weeks. Then I'd basically just ask them to pay me out the rest lol.


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 08:36:07 [Preview] No.312143 del
GOD I LOVE BEING A NURO


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 08:37:08 [Preview] No.312144 del
>>312143
Evening Nuro. Simply based.


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 08:37:54 [Preview] No.312145 del
>>312143
THAT IS SO FUCKING BASED


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 08:38:36 [Preview] No.312146 del
>>312142
Sounds like a solid plan.


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 08:41:51 [Preview] No.312147 del
>>312143
Hi Nuro. We love watching you be a Nuro. Based and beautiful.


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 08:45:13 [Preview] No.312148 del
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NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 08:45:36 [Preview] No.312149 del
Fuck yeah Nuro is here!


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 08:47:19 [Preview] No.312150 del
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NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 08:49:22 [Preview] No.312152 del
I LOVE MASTURBATING IN PUBLIC
SOMETIMES THE COPS WANT TO CHARGE ME, BUT I DO IT FOR FREE


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 08:49:48 [Preview] No.312153 del
>>312143
What do you do at the beach? I was there the other day to 'have a think' but left after 5 minutes because I was bored


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 08:49:57 [Preview] No.312154 del


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 08:50:49 [Preview] No.312155 del
Do not feed.


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 08:51:13 [Preview] No.312156 del
>>312143
Whats that white line in the photo. Is the camera in your i5 phone fucked?


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 08:51:19 [Preview] No.312157 del
>>312152
Lame and boring. Poorly bantered. Poorly impersonated.


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 08:52:13 [Preview] No.312158 del
>>312157
Low quality post.


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 08:52:19 [Preview] No.312159 del
>>312156
thats the horizon you fucken idiot


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 08:53:16 [Preview] No.312160 del
>>312156
A fence?


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 08:54:48 [Preview] No.312161 del
Death to the RED coats!


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 08:55:43 [Preview] No.312162 del
>>312161
We play that song on Thursday.


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 09:01:06 [Preview] No.312163 del
och aye


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 09:01:51 [Preview] No.312164 del
>>312163
Big aye?


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 09:28:23 [Preview] No.312165 del
eating


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 09:30:48 [Preview] No.312166 del
>>312165
Chew with your mouth closed please. Disgusting.


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 09:31:50 [Preview] No.312167 del
Might get another 6 pack, chuck a sickie, resign, and do some naked interpretive knife dancing.


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 09:32:30 [Preview] No.312168 del
>>312166
He likes to aerate it.


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 09:33:07 [Preview] No.312169 del
>>312167
>do some naked interpretive knife dancing
If only Tiktok allowed nudity.


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 09:37:08 [Preview] No.312170 del
Remember when Monk made Weber stop posting once.


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 09:37:42 [Preview] No.312171 del
Just sit down and I really want you to think about the benefits behind the ownership of a samurai sword. You could spend time sharpening it, chant rhythmically while holding it and learn a new style of dance.


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 09:38:17 [Preview] No.312172 del
>>312170
I can help.


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 09:38:41 [Preview] No.312173 del
>>312170
Where the fuck is he
I miss him
I'm sorry wombo! Come back, oh please come back!


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 09:38:57 [Preview] No.312174 del
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>>312144>>312145>>312147>>312148>>312153>>312156

Hello friends, home now, had a bath, exfoliated myself with bicarb soda, washes my mouth nose and ears with peroxide, feeling delightfully pure and clean, no regret, no shame, living my best life.

PIZZA IS IN THE OVEN


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 09:39:39 [Preview] No.312175 del
>>312173
You have made us all pay for your actions.


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 09:40:08 [Preview] No.312176 del
>>312173
It's only a matter of time until he pops out of a birthday cake and squirts you with some perfume.


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 09:40:24 [Preview] No.312177 del
>>312174
Your Pepe gif game has been strong lately Nuro.


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 09:40:41 [Preview] No.312178 del
>>312174
Nuro was that your dick you posted? I must know.


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 09:41:33 [Preview] No.312179 del
>>312174
Based cleanliness. I am not a fan of how you quoted those posts though.


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 09:42:29 [Preview] No.312180 del
>>312174
FUCK YEAH THAT'S BASED!!!


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 09:42:48 [Preview] No.312181 del
>>312174
I'll exfoliate you.


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 09:43:32 [Preview] No.312182 del
>>312180
And Kino.


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 09:43:35 [Preview] No.312183 del
>>312174
>bicarb
>peroxide
What are you making?


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 09:45:26 [Preview] No.312184 del
>>312183
A BASED soup.


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 09:45:28 [Preview] No.312185 del
>>312172
You can't help.


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 09:49:40 [Preview] No.312186 del
Sobriety can be pretty easy if you let it.


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 09:53:31 [Preview] No.312187 del
>>312185
In-store the potions will provide relief.


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 09:53:36 [Preview] No.312188 del
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>>312177
i actually coomisioned a local atrist

>>312178
dont want to know about that gay impersonator shit

>>312179
it had to be done

>>312180
get used to it pal

>>312181
ill take a layer of your body too

>>312183
nothing thats standard operating proceedure


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 09:54:09 [Preview] No.312189 del


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 09:54:10 [Preview] No.312190 del
6 eggs a day.


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 09:54:46 [Preview] No.312191 del
Anus explosions.


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 09:57:59 [Preview] No.312192 del
>>312190
Fertilise them!


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 09:58:05 [Preview] No.312193 del
peanut butter sandwich


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 09:59:14 [Preview] No.312194 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=_5-h7ZctuOA [Embed]


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 10:00:31 [Preview] No.312195 del
>>312192
I'll fertilise you.


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 10:01:00 [Preview] No.312196 del


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 10:01:39 [Preview] No.312197 del
>>312194
TOO TOUGH WEBBY


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 10:02:06 [Preview] No.312198 del
I'm sort of out of ideas on what to do.
Guess I'll go to bed.


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 10:02:57 [Preview] No.312199 del
>>312198
Good night.


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 10:03:04 [Preview] No.312200 del
>>312198
Fuck yeah, goodnight!


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 10:03:10 [Preview] No.312201 del
>>312198
Good night NEET. Sleep tight.


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 10:03:48 [Preview] No.312202 del
>>312199
Based saying goodnight to the NEET.


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 10:07:12 [Preview] No.312203 del
I didn't say good night.


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 10:08:35 [Preview] No.312204 del
I brushed my teeth and the filling came out again.


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 10:09:15 [Preview] No.312205 del
>>312204
Make an appointment with the dentist please.


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 10:09:28 [Preview] No.312206 del
Heading to the gym. Had a neet nap before. Feeling a bit dizzy. Hoping it goes away before I start lifting. Some crazy cunt was crawling around on the train tracks looking for cigarette butts whilst making animal sounds. This is in south Adelaide for context.


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 10:09:44 [Preview] No.312207 del
>>312203
Unbased.
>>312204
Unbased of the filling. Based for brushing your teeth. +10 good boy points.


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 10:11:42 [Preview] No.312208 del
>>312206
Feeling severely woed again too.
Had several angry wanks due to wanting to drink but no grog. Shit day all around.


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 10:12:44 [Preview] No.312209 del
>>312208
>angry wanks
What is an angry wank?


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 10:13:24 [Preview] No.312210 del
i keep shitting my pants


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 10:13:33 [Preview] No.312211 del
>>312204
Use a wanking speed to jam it back in or organise a dentist appointment


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 10:14:17 [Preview] No.312212 del
>>312210
There is no shame in adult diapers NEET.


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 10:14:33 [Preview] No.312213 del
>>312211
>Use a wanking speed
Is this a word filter?


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 10:14:37 [Preview] No.312214 del
>>312209
Where you wank in an aggressive manner due to your anger.


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 10:15:00 [Preview] No.312215 del
>>312206
Chuck him a ciggie next time.


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 10:15:11 [Preview] No.312216 del
>>312212
Weber asked me to participate in an ABDL relationship once.


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 10:15:22 [Preview] No.312217 del
>>312205
They called me the other day but I said that the filling needs to be fixed. They said that they needed to book a longer appointment and the next one with my dentist wasn't until march sometime.


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 10:15:44 [Preview] No.312218 del
>>312213
No. It's a hard and fast speed. Then you slow down to massage the head.


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 10:16:01 [Preview] No.312219 del
>>312214
That's how injuries happen. The neet council had to start a campaign to raise awareness for safe wanking once.


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 10:16:10 [Preview] No.312220 del
>>312215
He asked me for one. I called out to him when the train was coming because I didn't want him to get hit but I was also scared of interacting with him. He was fine about it though.


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 10:16:18 [Preview] No.312221 del
>>312207
>+10 good boy points.
I haven't received these in a long time.


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 10:16:22 [Preview] No.312222 del
I just punch my balls until I cum. On an unrelated note, my cum is red.


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 10:16:26 [Preview] No.312223 del
Too tired to do anything, too early to go to bed. What do neets?


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 10:16:48 [Preview] No.312224 del
>>312218
>massage the head
Too sensitive, don't touch it.


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 10:17:06 [Preview] No.312225 del
>>312219
The nameless neets unionised due to unsafe wanking conditions.


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 10:17:21 [Preview] No.312226 del
>>312216
You should have participated in the Christmas Carols. Missed opportunity tbh.


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 10:17:32 [Preview] No.312227 del
>>312220
>He was fine about it though.
That's good. You did a nice thing.


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 10:18:03 [Preview] No.312228 del


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 10:18:39 [Preview] No.312229 del
>>312222
Increase your wanking speed. You are doing it too slow. That's why it is red.


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 10:18:54 [Preview] No.312230 del
>>312224
And repeat!


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 10:19:07 [Preview] No.312231 del
I'm going to bed now.
Good night friends.


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 10:19:30 [Preview] No.312233 del
>>312231
Good night my friend.


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 10:19:37 [Preview] No.312234 del
>>312231
Goodnight.


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 10:19:58 [Preview] No.312235 del
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Goodnight NEETs

>>312231
Goodnight NEET


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 10:20:03 [Preview] No.312236 del
>>312231
Are you the early bird neet?


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 10:20:08 [Preview] No.312237 del
>>312231
Good night NEET. Sleep tight and don't let the gremlins bite.


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 10:20:36 [Preview] No.312238 del
>>312235
Gook night NEET. Sleep tight and don't let the gook bugs bite.


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 10:22:05 [Preview] No.312239 del
>>312235
Gook night.


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 10:24:26 [Preview] No.312240 del
I want a room at the neet compound where I can fall asleep watching tv or movies and later possum will carry me up to bed in his big strong paws and tuck me in


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 10:26:41 [Preview] No.312241 del
>>312240
Lovely.


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 10:27:02 [Preview] No.312242 del


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 10:27:25 [Preview] No.312243 del
>>312240
Sounds comfy


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 10:28:31 [Preview] No.312244 del
>>312240
Beautiful.


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 10:32:05 [Preview] No.312245 del
There will be a dedicated interpretive knife dancing room.


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 10:32:07 [Preview] No.312246 del
Good night NEETs. Sleep tight.


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 10:33:35 [Preview] No.312247 del
>>312246
Good night TightNEET.


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 10:35:07 [Preview] No.312248 del
HÄRDCÖRE PÄRKÖÜR


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 10:35:26 [Preview] No.312249 del
Asians panic buying in supermarkets again.
>sorry sir you can't buy 100Kg of rice
>Sir you can only buy 2 of those
>No sir I can't put it through as two transactions

I'm not sure I can blame them really.


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 10:37:01 [Preview] No.312250 del
>>312249
Well you can't but I certainly FUCKING can!


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 10:37:07 [Preview] No.312251 del
asian schoolgirls are my least favourite schoolgirls to creep shot


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 10:38:04 [Preview] No.312252 del
>>312250
Calm down please sir, there are children present.


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 10:38:38 [Preview] No.312253 del
>>312252
Just because we have the mentality of children doesn't mean we are.


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 10:45:19 [Preview] No.312254 del
>>312249
They've all got half a dozen of those 10kg bags in their shed anyway


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 10:48:13 [Preview] No.312255 del
hot glue enema


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 10:59:14 [Preview] No.312256 del
Coopers XPA enema
6 of.


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 11:01:00 [Preview] No.312257 del
>>312256
9 standards.


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 11:01:21 [Preview] No.312258 del
Butterscotch bikkies.


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 11:01:55 [Preview] No.312259 del
Butterscotch bukake


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 11:02:50 [Preview] No.312260 del
Butter broth blowholes.


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 11:03:53 [Preview] No.312261 del
>>312259
>>312260
You two are acting rather silly.


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 11:05:36 [Preview] No.312262 del
>>312257
Plus Colonial pale ale.
6 of.
8.4 standards.
17.4 standards, tastes like I'm not going to work tomorrow. Perhaps never again.


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 11:07:18 [Preview] No.312263 del
>>312262
Pour them down the sink. Go in to work tomorrow. You need to face your problems there, not run from them.


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 11:25:12 [Preview] No.312264 del
>>312263
It's no use. I will go back to high-vis wageing, focus on completing next semester and getting my addiction under control. I will do the therapy and take their naltrexone or whatever.
The wage rage consumes me, fuels my hatred, belittles me.
I will again enter Monk mode, wagie-monk, the monk cocoon.

We are what we repeatedly do.


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 11:34:08 [Preview] No.312265 del
Finished at the gym. I felt a bit lethargic but I got through it without too much drama.


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 11:38:10 [Preview] No.312266 del
If weber isn't back by tomorrow I'm gonna fucking lose it.


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 11:41:56 [Preview] No.312267 del
Going to take a sloppy shit.
>>312265
Good work.
>>312266
I wasn't here when whatever happened went down. What happened? I know a NEET was a dick to him. He better come back since he's one of my favourite NEETs.


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 11:44:01 [Preview] No.312268 del
I think I will buy a bottle of something on my grocery run tomorrow and get boonged in the evening.


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 11:48:29 [Preview] No.312269 del
>>312267
He's my favourite too.
I was a bit, shall we say, unrestrained in my criticism of his relationship with the HA.


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 11:57:18 [Preview] No.312270 del
>>312269
Disappointed.


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 12:07:05 [Preview] No.312271 del
>>312269
He said some unrestrained things about your boong lifestyle too. Don't give in to his silent tactics.


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 12:23:11 [Preview] No.312272 del
>>312254
Honestly Boomers should have invested in standing stores of fuel and food instead of wasting the money on free degrees


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 12:43:26 [Preview] No.312273 del
night noots


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 12:46:38 [Preview] No.312274 del


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 12:51:38 [Preview] No.312275 del
Haven't chucked that sickie


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 12:55:03 [Preview] No.312276 del
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1 week until i get my first cenno payment


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 12:58:04 [Preview] No.312277 del
>>312275
Good NEET.

>>312276
Be a patient Pepe.


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 13:33:59 [Preview] No.312278 del
Chucked that sickie.


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 13:37:25 [Preview] No.312279 del
>>312278
Get those blood tests.


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 13:49:20 [Preview] No.312280 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=XawJPRjKQvQ [Embed]


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 13:57:51 [Preview] No.312281 del
>>312280
He talks like an adult. Celebrities these days can't do that. They are just overgrown children.


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 14:40:40 [Preview] No.312282 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=NoKezJzvp4k [Embed]


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 14:48:40 [Preview] No.312283 del
good morning NEETs
mom made me birthday lunch
im happy


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 15:00:19 [Preview] No.312284 del
>>312283
Happy birthday cunno
I'm going on a semi-drunken cookup


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 15:05:49 [Preview] No.312285 del
>>312284
have a BBQ for me
enjoy your good weather


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 15:22:45 [Preview] No.312286 del
>>312285
I can't even enjoy 12 beers anymore.


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 16:29:06 [Preview] No.312287 del
birthday song
https://youtube.com/watch?v=qAzVYCs4BMY [Embed]


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 17:15:33 [Preview] No.312288 del
>>312178
it was sam hydes dick


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 17:25:54 [Preview] No.312289 del
real schizo hours


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 19:03:33 [Preview] No.312290 del
Morning fellas. Slept poorly, need to pump enough stimulants into my system to overcome that.


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 19:08:38 [Preview] No.312291 del
>>312290
morning
gotta wage aye?


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 19:21:53 [Preview] No.312292 del
>>312291
No. I'm a real neet. I'm gonna spend most the day sitting at home staring at my computer screen, just like I always do.


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 19:25:41 [Preview] No.312293 del
>>312292
good lad
why do you need stims then?


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 19:33:33 [Preview] No.312294 del
Because spending all day sitting at home staring at my computer screen is unstimulating.


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 19:39:43 [Preview] No.312295 del
(1.75 MB 640x640 1613399968098.webm)


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 19:44:54 [Preview] No.312296 del
>>312294
go for a walk
fresh air always gives me energy


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 19:45:33 [Preview] No.312297 del
and cum


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 19:48:15 [Preview] No.312298 del
>>312297
in the bum?


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 19:48:33 [Preview] No.312299 del


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 20:07:49 [Preview] No.312300 del
All those good night (you)'s, I should go to bed early more often.


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 20:10:03 [Preview] No.312301 del
>>312264
>what we repeatedly do.
Have a wank.


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 20:12:09 [Preview] No.312302 del
>>312283
Happy Birthday NOOTy Boy


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 20:14:11 [Preview] No.312303 del
>>312290
>>312291
Good morning friends.


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 20:23:17 [Preview] No.312304 del
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>>312303
morning


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 20:24:14 [Preview] No.312305 del
>>312304
Hello you fine specimen of NEETy goodness.


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 20:33:16 [Preview] No.312306 del
>>312302
thank you friend
>>312303
>>312304
good morning


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 20:36:52 [Preview] No.312307 del
mordening


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 20:41:04 [Preview] No.312308 del
>>312307
morgen


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 20:41:29 [Preview] No.312309 del
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>>312307
merning


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 21:21:23 [Preview] No.312311 del
>Spider-cat! Pet feline stuns social media with her nimble paws by scaling a wall effortlessly
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9262745/Spider-cat-Pet-feline-stuns-internet-scaling-wall-effortlessly.html


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 21:21:53 [Preview] No.312312 del
>>312280
This video provides an interesting insight into the life on the gooned NEETs.


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 21:23:39 [Preview] No.312313 del
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>>312283
Happy birthday czech flag dude.


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 21:24:54 [Preview] No.312314 del
>>312313
thanks bro
gonna hit the gay bars tonight and hopefully get some cum pumped up my rectum


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 21:26:10 [Preview] No.312315 del
>Academics from nation's top university tell staff to call mothers the 'gestational parent' and fathers the 'non-birthing parent' - and there is even a gender-neutral term for breastfeeding
>>Staff have been asked to 'correct' themselves if they use the wrong terms
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9262007/Academics-Australian-National-University-told-staff-stop-using-word-mother.html


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 21:30:15 [Preview] No.312316 del
>>312314
Sounds like it is the time for loading (non-orally).


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 21:36:20 [Preview] No.312317 del
>>312313
>>312310
thanks
its boong o clock right now


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 21:36:31 [Preview] No.312318 del
>>312315
Your tax dollars at work.


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 21:39:32 [Preview] No.312319 del
Betterment but at what cost?


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 21:40:40 [Preview] No.312320 del
Might go down to woolies to pick up some peaches and cream for morning tea. You neets want anything?


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 21:41:10 [Preview] No.312321 del
>Longitudinal study links energy drink consumption to depression, anxiety and stress
https://www.psypost.org/2021/02/longitudinal-study-links-energy-drink-consumption-to-depression-anxiety-and-stress-59626


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 21:43:10 [Preview] No.312322 del
>>312320
Could I have one please?


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 21:43:38 [Preview] No.312323 del
This video warmed my heart.


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 21:44:25 [Preview] No.312324 del
>>312321
>People who need an energy boost to overcome challenges or depression often drink energy drinks
Man, psychologists are smart.


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 21:45:50 [Preview] No.312325 del
>>312320
pack of San Pellegrino Aranciata Rossa


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 21:46:54 [Preview] No.312326 del
>>312325
wait only coles has it
disregard order


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 21:47:01 [Preview] No.312327 del
belgians suck at lagers tbh


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 21:48:23 [Preview] No.312328 del
>>312327
Nice glass and glass mat.


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 22:00:37 [Preview] No.312329 del
>>312324
It is interesting that it creates a cycle:
>General lack of energy, for example, can be caused by any number of external influences or internal factors, and could explain increased symptoms on the one hand and lead to increased energy drink consumption on the other to combat the underlying fatigue.


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 22:03:28 [Preview] No.312330 del
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NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 22:08:14 [Preview] No.312331 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=jAYmiG6qdH8 [Embed]


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 22:32:19 [Preview] No.312332 del
>>312307
Punch mong in the dick


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 22:33:27 [Preview] No.312333 del
>>312320
A custard tart and a dare (just a regular green one)
Thanks


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 22:34:26 [Preview] No.312334 del
>>312331
This music is trippy.


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 22:35:32 [Preview] No.312335 del
The poo today felt like a car back firing. It wanted to come out but it only kinda of came out after a big splash. There was a lot of blood.


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 22:40:05 [Preview] No.312337 del
>>312335
you should get your ass checked for hemmorhoids tbh


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 22:41:00 [Preview] No.312338 del
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>>312334
https://youtube.com/watch?v=_hsknOBkgrg [Embed]


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 22:42:29 [Preview] No.312339 del
>>312337
I was thinking about going back to the bum doctor if it continues.


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 22:46:33 [Preview] No.312340 del
>>312338
>annie1.jpg
Is that your car?


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 22:55:44 [Preview] No.312341 del
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>>312340
yeah
that pic is from 2 years ago tho, its much more of a shitbox now


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 22:55:58 [Preview] No.312342 del
Possum had a car once he named Bindi, an act I considered sexist.


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 22:58:12 [Preview] No.312343 del
>>312341
Looked based.


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 23:03:13 [Preview] No.312344 del
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>>312342
is that some boong name? i dont name cars
>>312343
fun car. i also test drove a ep3 type r civic but that car was a shitbox with peeling paint.


NEET 02/15/2021 (Mon) 23:12:16 [Preview] No.312345 del
>>312344
>is that some boong name
Yes it is. Yes it is.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 00:00:56 [Preview] No.312346 del
>>312344
get a corvette


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 00:01:32 [Preview] No.312347 del
>>312344
and paint a logo representing your max snag intake on the side.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 00:13:04 [Preview] No.312348 del
Watching a C++ tutorial by Umar and he never checks his code that it compiles before it happens on the demo so a bunch of errors appear.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 00:14:54 [Preview] No.312349 del
Good Morning Neets


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 00:16:01 [Preview] No.312350 del
>>312348
Are you having issues learning from Bjourne's book that you are watching youtube tutorials?


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 00:16:40 [Preview] No.312351 del
>>312349
good morning nuro


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 00:19:08 [Preview] No.312352 del
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NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 00:19:25 [Preview] No.312353 del
>>312350
macedonia isn't real


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 00:20:42 [Preview] No.312354 del
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NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 00:22:24 [Preview] No.312355 del
>>312352
the fuck are those bitch ass little bottles


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 00:24:54 [Preview] No.312356 del
>>312349
Good morning Nuro.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 00:26:37 [Preview] No.312357 del
monday evenings be like:


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 00:27:02 [Preview] No.312358 del
>>312350
>Bjourne's book
I have not read that book but will give it a read.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 00:30:28 [Preview] No.312360 del
>>312359
lmao fuckking based


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 00:31:07 [Preview] No.312361 del
>>312358
Bjarne's** He's basically the inventor of C++ language.
https://www.stroustrup.com/books.html

>>312353
You and me both, would've been much more easier if we were underneath Greek control.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 00:31:34 [Preview] No.312362 del
Did a poo. Forgot to piss. Had to go back and piss. Very satisfying poo.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 00:31:57 [Preview] No.312363 del
>>312359
why the fuck did he have that microphone on an arm? he cant hold the fucking thing in his hand? lmao


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 00:32:01 [Preview] No.312364 del
>>312349
Mornin nuro.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 00:32:52 [Preview] No.312365 del
>>312283
Happy birthday CzechNEET.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 00:33:11 [Preview] No.312366 del
>>312363
social distancing


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 00:33:21 [Preview] No.312367 del
>>312359
I CAN'T BELIEVE THERE ARE STILL PEOPLE IN THIS CITY WHO STILL EAT MEAT. I BET HE EVEN PEES STANDING UP


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 00:33:24 [Preview] No.312368 del
i just shit my pants again


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 00:34:27 [Preview] No.312369 del
>>312361
Shit language tbqh. And why did you people steal the british flag? Did you hope that colour blind people would mistake your country for a decent one?


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 00:35:33 [Preview] No.312370 del
>>312366
stupid media homo


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 00:36:26 [Preview] No.312371 del
>>312368
a common occurrence


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 00:37:22 [Preview] No.312372 del
>>312369
>steal the british flag
>has british flag in his own flag


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 00:37:27 [Preview] No.312373 del


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 00:38:08 [Preview] No.312374 del
>>312361
>Bjarne's** He's basically the inventor of C++ language.
I think the class I am doing this semester is version 11 with some aspects of 14. University don't want to move the content if there is a legacy use case unless there is backlash from students. I might access fourth edition of his book.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 00:38:26 [Preview] No.312375 del
>>312362
I do not like when that happens.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 00:38:48 [Preview] No.312377 del
>>312373
looks like a corona virus


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 00:38:53 [Preview] No.312378 del
>>312368
Large poo?


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 00:40:12 [Preview] No.312379 del
>>312372
We are a British colony so it isn't stealing.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 00:40:57 [Preview] No.312380 del
>>312377
You wish your flag was old as history.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 00:42:28 [Preview] No.312381 del
>>312380
i bet you think you're white too


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 00:43:09 [Preview] No.312382 del
WE


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 00:44:00 [Preview] No.312383 del
>>312379
i'd expect some stealing from a penal colony tbh


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 00:44:09 [Preview] No.312384 del
ARE


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 00:44:15 [Preview] No.312385 del
WUZ


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 00:45:07 [Preview] No.312386 del
BASILEIS


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 00:45:19 [Preview] No.312387 del
SHIEET


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 00:45:27 [Preview] No.312388 del
NIGGERS


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 00:46:40 [Preview] No.312389 del
>>312383
Don't be rude, Herr Széchenyi Ivanov.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 00:49:10 [Preview] No.312390 del
>>312381
Now, you're just putting words in my mouth. What's your definition of the word "White" because if you mean Caucasoid light/pale skinned people then Jews/Turks are white too.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 00:50:31 [Preview] No.312391 del
>>312390
The real question is: are Jews/Turks even human?


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 00:51:44 [Preview] No.312392 del
>>312386
>BASILEIS
Impressive knowledge of ancient greek.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 00:52:12 [Preview] No.312393 del
>>312391
One tries to accelerate the world in their mad death cultist religion in order to bring their so called 'God' in to reality and make a compromise with him(?) and the other is similar to a roach that's slowly losing it's home. I like neither of them.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 00:52:48 [Preview] No.312394 del
Actually, the finest lectures I've ever seen on ancient greece were given by a jew


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 00:55:00 [Preview] No.312395 del
>>312389
sorry mate, bad banter


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 01:03:49 [Preview] No.312396 del
>>312394
The jew lumpen are sometimes okay. The zionists often use them as cannon fodder for their ends.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 01:13:07 [Preview] No.312397 del
Spooky
>Holiday Inn Flinders Lane quarantine hotel evacuated with patient leaving with garbage bag over head
https://www.news.com.au/national/victoria/news/holiday-inn-flinders-lane-covid-quarantine-hot-hotel-evacuated/news-story/bac295b090b06e203229a4188951ca34


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 01:18:39 [Preview] No.312398 del
Who's the NEET with the big ol' NEETdick?


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 01:24:37 [Preview] No.312399 del
>>312398
6x5 here


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 01:25:27 [Preview] No.312400 del
>>312351
>>312356
>>312364
mornin' been busy showering and flavourtowning

>>312367
>>312368
>>312376
extremely low quality shitzo posting


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 01:26:22 [Preview] No.312401 del
>>312398
how big is big?


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 01:31:43 [Preview] No.312402 del
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>>312398
here's mine


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 01:33:15 [Preview] No.312403 del
>>312402
What about your bussy?


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 01:48:58 [Preview] No.312404 del
I fucking hate it when I a trying to do something in the kitchen and then my fucking roommate appears and starts taking up space doing some pointless bullshit.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 01:51:23 [Preview] No.312405 del
>>312398
DickNEET!


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 01:52:39 [Preview] No.312406 del
>>312402
I don't trust random dick pics any more.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 01:59:18 [Preview] No.312407 del
Thinking about that resignation.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 02:00:19 [Preview] No.312408 del
hey, adelaide anon here. im new. have some questions since im curious about u all and want some guidance as a neet that just got his ass kicked out of home at 20.

how many of you live in a sharehouse? what's it like? would anyone in adelaide be interested in starting a neet sharehouse together?

what do u guys eat? any easy neet recipes and tips to share?

do many of you have no friends outside of ausneets? whats ur routine like?

2021 is my 5th year of being a neet, anhedonhia and social isolation has really set in. I can't see myself getting hired but also not sure how I can tolerate the loneliness and the tediousness any longer.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 02:02:12 [Preview] No.312409 del
>>312408
Come to lizbef souf bws and get me a stout.
Don't wear knickers.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 02:03:06 [Preview] No.312410 del
Yet another client on board.
I make the company so much god damn money.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 02:03:36 [Preview] No.312411 del
>>312408
Hello NEET. Why did you get kicked out of home?


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 02:06:26 [Preview] No.312412 del
>>312409
>knickers


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 02:06:32 [Preview] No.312413 del
>>312409
woah, im actually from elizabeth south. I've hanged out with the abo alcoholics at parabanks a couple times.not a bad place. although im staying in the city at emergency accomodation right now.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 02:08:06 [Preview] No.312414 del
>>312410
Start your own company. Take the clients with you.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 02:09:32 [Preview] No.312415 del
>>312411
I took lsd n mum didnt like it so I got kicked out. I think I was already a bit of a burden as a retarded neet though so things were building up to it.

a bit unfair though since my sister gets a free pass to neet with mum forever just because mum prefers her. I wish I was likeable...


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 02:11:31 [Preview] No.312416 del
>>312412
You never wear any, it's no wonder you don't know what they are.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 02:12:14 [Preview] No.312417 del
>>312413
You'll fit in well here.
Boonglyf is best life.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 02:12:54 [Preview] No.312418 del
>>312413
Is that through the hutt street centre?


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 02:13:59 [Preview] No.312419 del
My mate is sort of running a share house.
He said its $190 a week and they have a cleaner every week. It's in prospect I think.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 02:14:28 [Preview] No.312420 del
>>312414
Maybe. I wouldn't poach clients


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 02:16:10 [Preview] No.312421 del
>>312420
>I wouldn't poach clients
They would be better off being poached. Put the clients first.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 02:17:36 [Preview] No.312422 del
>>312415
>I took lsd
That wasn't a very smart decision NEET.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 02:19:21 [Preview] No.312424 del
>>312408
>live in a sharehouse
I do.
>what's it like
I don't have much of a choice. Pick who you live with carefully if you can.
>neet sharehouse
Definitely not, although it would make for some good laughs.
>what do u guys eat
Legumes. I'll post a recipe later.
>no friends outside of ausneets
Pretty much, I don't count my roommates as friends.
Are you the neet that got punched in the head?


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 02:27:55 [Preview] No.312425 del
Looking at a job ad for Aldi

>cleaning, pallet moving, shelf stocking, working the till, etc.
>25 bucks an hour. Not too bad
>manual calculation of change
Nope. Too mong for that


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 02:29:18 [Preview] No.312426 del
>>312422
LSD is a great idea and not the reason he got kicked out.

Karens are the problem and have grossly distorted world views and unrealistic expectations of their kids


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 02:36:36 [Preview] No.312427 del
>>312418
at first i was at the sobering up shelter where all the homeless druggies go. it was like entering another world, everyone was out of it and this one guy kept talking in code around me. then i was staying at the mens shelter at whitmore square with all the ex convicts. during the day id hang out in the park with abos while eating free meals from down the road. during all of this my brain was fucked from the lsd so i was schizing out. but yea id mostly just hang around ppl and not talk because im an autist.

now im on waymouth street at youth110, I've got a nice little room for now until I find somewhere to stay long term.

>>312424
yeah idk, i thought a neet sharehouse would be cool since we could all play videogames together and would have things in common. i think ive seen some videos of japs doing it and going well. probably wouldnt play out well in practice though i guess.

>neet that got punched in the head
no, although i might know him. was he punched by another neet over a girl?


what do u guys do all day?
i just watch anime and play videogames. too low iq for anything else really.
>>312425
>too mong for manual calculation
same.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 02:37:53 [Preview] No.312428 del
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>>312425
last time i went to DANs in brisbane i got served by a somali diversity hire, paid in loose change. counting it almost broke the nigga, took him 3 goes to get it right


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 02:38:00 [Preview] No.312429 del
>>312427
>id hang out in the park with abos
Fuck me dead, I might've seen you before.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 02:38:47 [Preview] No.312430 del
hhhhhhhnnnnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hnnnnnnnhhhhhhhhggggggggggggggggggggggggggg


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 02:38:59 [Preview] No.312431 del
>>312429
what's his arse look like?


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 02:39:14 [Preview] No.312432 del
>>312430
just shit yourself again?


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 02:40:52 [Preview] No.312433 del
>>312432
my middle aged rectum just can't bounce back like it used to


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 02:44:35 [Preview] No.312434 del
sloppy aboriginal ejaculation


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 02:45:14 [Preview] No.312435 del
>>312433
REPORTED


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 02:56:29 [Preview] No.312437 del
Bossman wants to talk, in a helpful way, about my recent stress leave tomorrow.

There's not that many warehousing jobs around me that I could do reasonable without a car. Fuck, this is so stressful. I can barely go on at the current wage, but am too schitzed out to be getting another professional job anytime soon.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 03:00:32 [Preview] No.312438 del
https://www.news.com.au/national/crime/ivan-milat-inquest-serial-killers-miserable-final-years-in-jail/news-story/7ba8013cb39eaea0dea70bc1de1b24fb
>Milat lost 25kg in 2001 when he went on a hunger strike for nine days in an unsuccessful attempt to get a PlayStation.
>And in 2009, Milat hacked his pinky off with a plastic knife, with plans to send it to the High Court of Australia to push for an appeal.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 03:00:37 [Preview] No.312439 del
>>312423
Poor Webby


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 03:02:18 [Preview] No.312440 del
>>312427
>I've got a nice little room for now until I find somewhere to stay long term.
Is there a time limit on staying there?


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 03:02:43 [Preview] No.312441 del


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 03:03:21 [Preview] No.312442 del
>>312437
That job doesn't sound too bad.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 03:03:41 [Preview] No.312443 del
>>312438
Nothing of value was lost.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 03:06:24 [Preview] No.312444 del
>>312443
25kg in 9 days is a good return
I should try it.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 03:14:55 [Preview] No.312445 del
>>312440
yeah they kick me out in 2 months


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 03:22:52 [Preview] No.312446 del
good night NEETs


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 03:24:18 [Preview] No.312447 del
>>312446
how was ya fucking birfday cunt?


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 03:25:00 [Preview] No.312448 del
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It's all just so tiresome NEETs.
Prescription after prescription, addiction, financial stress, loneliness, fear of homelessness, boredom, insomnia, the same old cycle of perceived rejuvenation. How long can one maintain it?
When will I finally be stable with relative calmness? One can only dream of it.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=6VqXriEc_4E [Embed]


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 03:25:27 [Preview] No.312449 del
>>312422
Acid is the best decision.
When we get to mildura I'm going to spike the goon with it.
Posso will be mesmerized by the waves from his clapper in the esky he'll sit in.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 03:26:20 [Preview] No.312450 del
>>312447
comfy, wholesome and very much NEET
had a nice lunch with family then i spent the rest of the day on the computer cause theres nothing to do
>>312448
try going sober


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 03:27:02 [Preview] No.312451 del
>>312445
How long have you been there so far?


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 03:27:20 [Preview] No.312452 del
>>312448
Have a wank.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 03:27:34 [Preview] No.312453 del
>>312450
thought you were gonna do coke


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 03:30:06 [Preview] No.312454 del
>>312427
My mate (ProteinNEET) used to live out of those free feed places like anglicare and Fred's van. He ate better than I did.
Go to the hutt street centre and talk to Jess, tell her cruisey sent you. She'll become a dripping puddle and probably prioritise you.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 03:31:01 [Preview] No.312455 del
>>312453
they didnt open the bars and its no fun to do alone


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 03:32:07 [Preview] No.312456 del
>>312454
>tell her cruisey sent you
you use this name in real life?


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 03:32:27 [Preview] No.312457 del
>>312455
>no fun


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 03:33:15 [Preview] No.312458 del
>>312456
Sometimes when people ask how's things, I say I'm cruisey with a gleam in my eye.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 03:34:23 [Preview] No.312459 del
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NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 03:35:33 [Preview] No.312460 del
>>312457
yeah, half of my enjoyment of it comes from first getting drunk then spewing verbal diarrhea for an hour or two


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 03:36:52 [Preview] No.312461 del
Maybe I should head to Adelaide too.
Seems like the place to go when you're on the edge. The commune could happen sooner than we expected.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 03:36:58 [Preview] No.312462 del
and its best if friends pay for it too lol


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 03:37:12 [Preview] No.312463 del
>>312460
nevermind


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>>312448
take the orange pill


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 03:39:46 [Preview] No.312465 del
>>312461
i'm down


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 03:39:54 [Preview] No.312466 del


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 03:43:16 [Preview] No.312467 del
>>312466
>30 AUD
thats 5 times as much an hour as i made driving a forklift at a warehouse one summer

sadfrog.jpg


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 03:44:06 [Preview] No.312468 del
>>312466
does my face have to be on video?


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 03:51:10 [Preview] No.312469 del
>>312454
>She'll become a dripping puddle and probably prioritise you.
Hot!


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 03:54:06 [Preview] No.312470 del
oooh starlunk !

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Dro26yN6OZU [Embed]


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 03:56:48 [Preview] No.312471 del
>>312470
>nasa stream
gay
https://youtube.com/watch?v=L0dkyV09Zso [Embed]


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 03:59:14 [Preview] No.312472 del
>>312451
about 2 weeks i think. its a nice place, just living by myself is making me feel more isolated and aimless. I've just been laying in the bed and browsing imageboards n discord. the beginning of the rest of my miserable neet existence...


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 04:04:08 [Preview] No.312473 del
>>312461
yeah lets do it!!


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 04:04:16 [Preview] No.312474 del
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>>312472
>the beginning of the rest of my miserable neet existence...


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 04:07:01 [Preview] No.312475 del
>>312460
"no fun" is another figment of nuro's imagination.
It is some mysterious neet-behind-the-curtain that makes all the anti-nuro posts, not that anyone just dislikes nuro's bullshit.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 04:09:12 [Preview] No.312476 del
>>312471
oooooff no landing !

SAD


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 04:14:00 [Preview] No.312477 del
i just cant stop shitting my pants


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 04:15:09 [Preview] No.312478 del
>>312475
no fun is gooknight poster, he somehow pretends to be a white australian misses countless references and behaviour is often cringe inducing. I suspect he looks alot like this


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 04:18:00 [Preview] No.312479 del
>>312477
You were told to wear a diaper.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 04:20:07 [Preview] No.312480 del
>>312479
Fuck off with words like that mate. You sound like some vile fucking seppo. All you city cunts need to be gassed for being so Americanised.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 04:21:15 [Preview] No.312481 del
>>312478
>no fun is gooknight poster
Fucking lol.
>pretends to be a white australian
Yeah, because you're Australian?


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 04:21:55 [Preview] No.312482 del
>>312480
There is no shame in the ABDL community.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 04:30:35 [Preview] No.312483 del
>>312482
The term is nappy you fucking cunt.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 04:30:51 [Preview] No.312484 del
eg. nuro has nappy hair


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 04:34:30 [Preview] No.312485 del
>>312483
No shame:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=cIuAZHRgUTc [Embed]


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 04:38:04 [Preview] No.312486 del
Having a sparkling ale.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 04:38:31 [Preview] No.312487 del
>>312486
Tall glass?


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 04:39:16 [Preview] No.312488 del
>>312487
750ml.
3.4 standoes


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 04:40:02 [Preview] No.312489 del
Watching Fight Club (1999).


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 04:42:39 [Preview] No.312490 del
>>312489
A favourite movie of mine. It's been too long since I watched it.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 04:43:17 [Preview] No.312491 del
>>312489
Good movie.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 04:46:22 [Preview] No.312492 del
>>312489
its so dated :/

i could write a thesis on why its so dated


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 04:47:45 [Preview] No.312493 del
We're the middle children of history man


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 04:49:21 [Preview] No.312495 del
I've got a person coming to the house to buy something. I have to give them the item and take the money. I am very nervous. I don't know how people deal drugs when I struggle to sell home decor.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 04:53:58 [Preview] No.312496 del
>>312495
What are you selling?


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 04:54:40 [Preview] No.312497 del
Keen on leaving the wage. Haven't had a break all day.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 04:55:23 [Preview] No.312498 del
>>312492
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 04:55:52 [Preview] No.312499 del
>>312496
A flat pack dresser thing. I don't know what you would call it.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 04:56:16 [Preview] No.312500 del
>>312498
Not enough spelling mistakes to be a genuine nuro post.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 04:59:07 [Preview] No.312501 del
Wo ist der Wombo?


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 05:00:22 [Preview] No.312502 del
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 05:01:46 [Preview] No.312503 del
>>312502
Spooky.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 05:02:24 [Preview] No.312504 del
>>312500
Everyone is entitled to their opinions. That opinion is trash in my opinion.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 05:04:16 [Preview] No.312505 del
>>312499
Sex toy, preused, ready for pick up.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 05:05:52 [Preview] No.312506 del
>>312505
That is how possum sells his arse.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 05:20:21 [Preview] No.312507 del
>>312506
We need it!


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 05:21:08 [Preview] No.312508 del
>the dresser still hasn't been picked up


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 05:22:04 [Preview] No.312509 del
>>312508
Yeet it the curb like a used bussy.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 05:22:15 [Preview] No.312510 del
Mutually assured testicular devastation during council meetings


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 05:23:27 [Preview] No.312511 del
>plenty of junior full stack positions around
>still havent taught myself more than a javascript pong game and a basic login page connected to a db for user accounts in more than 10 years of 'learning' this shit

Fucking mong life aye bruz


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 05:23:54 [Preview] No.312512 del
>23 flags
>4 are exclusively for nuro


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 05:24:19 [Preview] No.312513 del
>>312510
Thursday!


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 05:24:25 [Preview] No.312514 del
>>312509
I dislike these new "neets" that we have been receiving lately.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 05:24:39 [Preview] No.312515 del
>>312512
Most NEETs would struggle to count that high.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 05:25:55 [Preview] No.312516 del
>>312511
Do a subject at university as part of your degree.

>In the oven, the Hebrew screams tonight
Lovely.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 05:26:46 [Preview] No.312517 del
>>312514
You love them!


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 05:27:04 [Preview] No.312518 del
>>312516
No need. Can just learn it online. I'm just too lazy


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 05:28:46 [Preview] No.312519 del
This sparkling ale has half drunk. Surprising.
I don't even know what to say.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 05:29:07 [Preview] No.312520 del
Dresser man needs to arrive within the hour or the deal is off.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 05:31:12 [Preview] No.312521 del
>>312518
>Can just learn it online.
People who learn it online or attend boot camps have their resume hurled into the trash, if they haven't worked on a number of substantial projects.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 05:31:30 [Preview] No.312522 del
>>312520
>within the hour or the deal is off.
Hot!


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 05:31:48 [Preview] No.312523 del
>>312518
>>312521
That's assuming no degree I mean.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 05:31:58 [Preview] No.312524 del
What is something fairly cheap I can buy from BWS that is still nicer than goon?


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 05:32:04 [Preview] No.312525 del
>>312519
Have another.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 05:33:13 [Preview] No.312526 del
>>312524
Just drink the goon faster and you'll be right. The next thing is vodka but again you will need to chug it or mix it.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 05:38:01 [Preview] No.312527 del
>>312526
I am thinking of going for mead or rum.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 05:39:14 [Preview] No.312528 del
>>312527
Both good choices if you can afford them.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 05:43:34 [Preview] No.312529 del
>>312283
Happy birthday mate.
>>312327
>belgians suck at lagers tbh
Get an abbey ale if you want a nice beer from Belgium bit, expensive but tasty.
>>312359
Based, fuck lockdown and fuck journalists.
>>312478
What terrible NEETlore. Shamefur dispray.
>>312524
Honestly just stick to goon, all the wines in the $5-10 dollar range are worse than goon and more expensive. You can get some cider that's around 7% at aound $18 for 6 cans which works out to 12 or so standards.
30 degrees today in Shitbourne, going to cook some cevapi for dinner tonight if I can get them at woolies.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 05:44:16 [Preview] No.312530 del
Dresser man came. He was very polite. He only had a 20 but fortunately I had $10 to give him as change.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 05:44:38 [Preview] No.312531 del
>>312504
> running round in black and being an anarchist is cool
> being antifa is cool

yeah fucking lol... instead this time they are working for for the corporations.....


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 05:45:16 [Preview] No.312532 del
>>312529
>just stick to goon
Yeah, looking at the prices I think you're right. I might grab some softdrink to mix in with it though.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 05:49:16 [Preview] No.312533 del
>>312531
Too many blue blocks.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 05:50:37 [Preview] No.312534 del
>>312532
I might grab some softdrink to mix in with it though.

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 05:50:56 [Preview] No.312535 del
How long is it reasonable to expect a $70 kettle to last before it develops a leak?


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 05:51:09 [Preview] No.312536 del
It's boring without webber
He was a bastion of sanity. Now its just endless mental illness


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 05:53:05 [Preview] No.312537 del
>>312534
Cock and balls THIS USELESS FUCKKING GOOK BUGMEN SMALL DICK CUNT LAREADY
(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 05:54:33 [Preview] No.312538 del
>>312536
Careful mate, you'll get banned for upsetting nuro.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 05:55:07 [Preview] No.312539 del
>3 years experience to become a dishwasher


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 05:57:05 [Preview] No.312540 del
>>312537
>Cock and balls
My thoughts exactly!


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 06:02:47 [Preview] No.312541 del
>>312539
I think it means they want to dump you into the job and you just work from day 1 without any guidance.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 06:09:01 [Preview] No.312542 del
>>312532
That's a good idea I used to mix goon with either soda water, lemonade or tonic.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 06:11:05 [Preview] No.312543 del
>>312534
Imagine shoving things up your arse and calling other people gay.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 06:18:23 [Preview] No.312544 del
Nur's pepe game is a b- at best.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 06:19:05 [Preview] No.312545 del
>>312509
I don't get it.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 06:20:07 [Preview] No.312546 del
>>312512
More than that are for nuro.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 06:20:26 [Preview] No.312547 del
>>312545
Throw it out.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 06:20:51 [Preview] No.312548 del
>>312501
i'm still in the fucken office sorting out bullshit for retarts what do you want


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 06:21:34 [Preview] No.312549 del
>>312524
Cheap vodka and soft drinkfrom coles.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 06:22:50 [Preview] No.312550 del
>>312529
>cevapi
Mmm, that looks nice.
How's it going Spreggo?


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 06:24:14 [Preview] No.312551 del
Got the last of those wings in the airfryer.
Bit warm today.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 06:24:49 [Preview] No.312552 del
>>312551
Make sure you get some good colour on them.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 06:25:18 [Preview] No.312553 del
i had plans to put fucking helens in a drum smoker 2 fucking hours ago fuck my life


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 06:25:25 [Preview] No.312554 del
>>312551
As many as last night?


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 06:26:07 [Preview] No.312555 del
>>312552
I will not cook them as much as yesterday.
The temp is at 190, rather than 200 and I have turned them once already.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 06:26:37 [Preview] No.312556 del
>>312553
I sense your presence in-store soon!


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 06:27:23 [Preview] No.312557 del
I went to the shops on the way home.
I'm terrible at it.
Got two different dog foods, two packets of chips, some biscuits, sandwich meat, a premade salad and everything for a salad, both of which will go off.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 06:27:42 [Preview] No.312558 del
>>312555
I look forward to the (high pixel count) photographs of them.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 06:27:48 [Preview] No.312559 del
>>312553
I hope you punch Monk in the dick later.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 06:28:04 [Preview] No.312560 del
>>312554
Yeah, 5 again.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 06:28:10 [Preview] No.312561 del
>>312553
Watch your language please.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 06:28:32 [Preview] No.312562 del
>>312546
I wasn't counting the nuro dick and Voltaren flags.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 06:28:56 [Preview] No.312563 del
>>312558
I will give the board a proportionate amount of OC as that which is given by the rest of you.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 06:29:55 [Preview] No.312564 del
My hands are shaking when I'm smoking a dart


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 06:30:02 [Preview] No.312565 del
>>312560
I look forward to an image of their wonderful arrangement.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 06:30:16 [Preview] No.312566 del
>>312557
You need to make a list before you go.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 06:30:31 [Preview] No.312567 del
>>312546
There seems to be a lot of Nuro posters these days. So it makes up for it.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 06:31:01 [Preview] No.312568 del
>>312564
The DTs?


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 06:31:08 [Preview] No.312569 del
I'm too guilty and ashamed to see which foods in the fridge are expired


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 06:31:08 [Preview] No.312570 del
>>312566
I do not have the organisational skills for that.
I need to start doing online shopping again but I don't have a day to sit around wating for them.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 06:31:29 [Preview] No.312571 del
>>312565
They are looking very nice, oil is bubbling and blistering the skin.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 06:31:54 [Preview] No.312572 del
>>312569
Just put the new foods at the front and push the rest to the back.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 06:34:13 [Preview] No.312573 del
everybody says where's wombo
but nobody ever says maybe wombo is posting as nuro about shitting his pants again


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 06:36:32 [Preview] No.312574 del
>>312573
>about shitting his pants again
There is nothing wrong with Adult Baby Diaper Love COMMUNITY!


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 06:36:54 [Preview] No.312575 del
>>312573
True NEETs don't need certainNEETs to declare their arrival.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 06:37:59 [Preview] No.312576 del
>>312570
>I do not have the organisational skills for that.
You are pretending to be retarded again.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 06:38:13 [Preview] No.312577 del
The wings were better yesterday.
The higher temp and quicker cooking made them less tough meat.
Still good and less burnt bits.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 06:38:45 [Preview] No.312578 del
>>312576
I don't have any organisational skills, I just go hard on single objectives.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 06:39:46 [Preview] No.312579 del
>>312577
Lovely.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 06:40:05 [Preview] No.312580 del
I'm sorry for shitting up the board with my depressive, obtrusive, pisshead monologue posting.
Everywhere I go, I push people away with my bullshit.
I'd leave but then it'd just be me and the venetians.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 06:40:52 [Preview] No.312581 del
I ain't no fortunate son


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 06:41:00 [Preview] No.312582 del
>>312580
You are alright m8, there are many worse posters than you.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 06:41:22 [Preview] No.312583 del
>>312580
We need you!


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 06:41:50 [Preview] No.312584 del
>>312580
Go to work.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 06:42:04 [Preview] No.312585 del
>>312580
>depressive, obtrusive, pisshead monologue posting.
All qualities of a loyal customer.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 06:44:14 [Preview] No.312586 del
>>312582
Name four.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 06:48:32 [Preview] No.312587 del
That's right. You can't.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 06:48:39 [Preview] No.312588 del
>>312586
Nuro BAN [POSTER] #2
Nuro SHIT MY PANTS #3
Nuro WHY DID YOU BAN ME #4
Craig posters.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 06:50:21 [Preview] No.312590 del
Wings are consumed.
Now going to eat 300gm of Yummy Fruit and Nut Spicy Baked Rice Crackers.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 06:50:59 [Preview] No.312591 del
>>312588
That's just because you can't into the seemingly endless levels of irony that poster is on.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 06:51:09 [Preview] No.312592 del
Had 4 eggs for a late lunch.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 06:52:48 [Preview] No.312593 del
>>312536
Him and Spergo are the saving grace of this board.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 06:52:55 [Preview] No.312594 del
>>312591
>the seemingly endless levels of irony that poster is on.
I'll remember that line when the boy cries wolf.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 06:53:53 [Preview] No.312595 del
Having a tube of salt and pepper pringles for dinner


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 06:54:18 [Preview] No.312596 del
>>312595
Big poos are in your future.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 06:55:17 [Preview] No.312597 del
>>312595
I hope you're going to wash that down with a nice, healthy bottle of coke neet.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 06:55:25 [Preview] No.312598 del
>>312595
Please write us a review.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 06:57:20 [Preview] No.312599 del
>>312597
I still have a bottel of sugar free coke in the fridge from one of those pizzas I had delivered


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 06:58:33 [Preview] No.312600 del
>>312590
>Nut
Aren't you allergic?


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 07:00:30 [Preview] No.312601 del
I might swear soon. I'll spoiler it though.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 07:01:54 [Preview] No.312602 del
>>312567
The ridiculous thing is that - through sheer tantrum throwing - nuro has his own secret flags that only he is allowed to use. No one is allowed to use a certain group of flags because of some recent fucking blow in from 4chan.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 07:02:03 [Preview] No.312603 del
>>312600
That's the brand 'Yummy Fruit and Nut'.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 07:02:29 [Preview] No.312604 del
>>312602
Have a sook.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 07:02:39 [Preview] No.312605 del
poo


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 07:03:43 [Preview] No.312606 del
>>312604
Your post is just as low quality. I remember when this board had actual men posting here, not tantrum chucking crybabies.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 07:04:05 [Preview] No.312607 del
it is a Sisyphean task for me to not keep shitting my pants
(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 07:05:15 [Preview] No.312608 del
>>312604
Let me guess, you arrived last week from /pol/?


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 07:05:47 [Preview] No.312609 del
>>312608
That's where all the trash comes from.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 07:06:57 [Preview] No.312610 del
>>312606
Back in the wondrous days of yore, in the land of hushaby.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 07:07:42 [Preview] No.312611 del
>>312608
How could you tell?


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 07:07:54 [Preview] No.312612 del
>>312609
It does amuse me how they think that because /pol/shit is novel to them, it must be novel to everyone else. If you don't want to talk about the holocaust all day, every day, then clearly you are in on the conspiracy and attempting to suppress the truth.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 07:08:05 [Preview] No.312613 del
>>312610
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 07:08:34 [Preview] No.312614 del
>>312611
Being disrespectful towards our board culture.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 07:08:50 [Preview] No.312615 del
Sittin on the porch drinking rocket fuels ooooh yeah


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 07:09:29 [Preview] No.312616 del
>>312615
Sounds comfy.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 07:09:44 [Preview] No.312617 del
Testing:
#BO
Cock and balls
BAN


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 07:10:03 [Preview] No.312618 del
>>312612
How unbelievably unbased.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 07:10:39 [Preview] No.312619 del
>>312614
Have a sook.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 07:10:48 [Preview] No.312620 del
CHEAP WINE AND A THREE-DAY GROWTH
CHEAP WINE AND A THREE-DAY GROWTH
COME-ON, COME-ON, COME-ON


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 07:12:24 [Preview] No.312621 del
>>312616
Yeah, but Swanny is in your loungeroom sniffing your Monaro's undies.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 07:15:12 [Preview] No.312622 del
>>312619
>>312618
tbh we should just start advertising the board on 4chan's /pol/. I'm sure if we keep driving away old posters and allowing these new ones to shit up the board with their cancer, it will all be okay.
And now weber has given up on us.
Your last sentence is pure fabrication


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 07:15:27 [Preview] No.312623 del
Every time I look around.
It's in my face.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 07:16:21 [Preview] No.312624 del
>>312622
You're a mong. Weber is here.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 07:17:28 [Preview] No.312625 del
>>312623
How bizarre.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 07:17:46 [Preview] No.312626 del
In fact, that probably was Weber talking about himself in a third person.
Possum knows what I'm getting at.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 07:18:19 [Preview] No.312627 del
inside*


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 07:19:13 [Preview] No.312628 del
>>312625
You're a clever fella.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 07:19:21 [Preview] No.312629 del
>>312624
He's the poster that is spamming the board. He doesn't care if you're right or wrong. He feeds on the attention and wants people to be destructive.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 07:19:50 [Preview] No.312630 del
IT'S BEEN


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 07:21:19 [Preview] No.312631 del
>>312629
Have a drumstick and your brain stops ticking.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 07:22:47 [Preview] No.312632 del
>>312631
I had pork tacos for din dins.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 07:23:40 [Preview] No.312633 del
>>312629
Low quality post with a baseless accusation.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 07:24:13 [Preview] No.312634 del
(1.24 MB 752x572 craigs.png)
>>312588
>Craig posters


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 07:25:55 [Preview] No.312635 del
>>312629
Your schizo accusations aren't helping m8. You need to stop being a mond and accusing random neets of these wrongdoings without any evidence.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 07:26:16 [Preview] No.312636 del


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 07:26:53 [Preview] No.312637 del
>>312635
your a mond


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 07:28:04 [Preview] No.312638 del
Possum danced to this at the end of term 1 assembly once.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=gJLIiF15wjQ [Embed]


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 07:28:20 [Preview] No.312639 del
ZIGGY ZIG AH


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 07:29:21 [Preview] No.312640 del
>>312633
>>312635
He said:
>And now weber has given up on us.
Yet Weber has made a post here.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 07:30:44 [Preview] No.312641 del
>>312640
Ah, yes, irrefutable proof.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 07:31:03 [Preview] No.312642 del
>>312640
Show me on the doll where Weber made a post on you.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 07:32:27 [Preview] No.312643 del
I am Weber.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 07:33:02 [Preview] No.312644 del
>>312640
Is this a joke?


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 07:33:33 [Preview] No.312645 del
Ich bin Herr Weber.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 07:35:20 [Preview] No.312646 del
>>312643
bullshit


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 07:36:17 [Preview] No.312647 del
Bullshit nothing.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 07:37:47 [Preview] No.312648 del
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if any of you cunts talk while my show is on the picture wireless, i swear to god


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 07:38:52 [Preview] No.312649 del
Good evening cunts.
Just went down to BWS and the dyke gave me a bottle of pinot, I specifically asked for a cabernet.
Got a custard tart, two (2) Barossa kabanas and a mongster.
Going to have a stout and think about dinner.
Cafe Primo pizza again I think.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 07:39:16 [Preview] No.312650 del
>>312648
<Bang Zoom ...You're Going to the Moon!


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 07:40:00 [Preview] No.312651 del
>>312649
>Cafe Primo pizza again I think.
Nice pizza?


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 07:41:11 [Preview] No.312652 del
>>312651
It better be or I'll leave a less than desirable rating.
Yet another place I will not be returning to.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 07:41:20 [Preview] No.312653 del
>>312649
Evening NEET.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 07:41:20 [Preview] No.312654 del
I am webers overbeaten heart.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 07:42:21 [Preview] No.312655 del
Fuck.
Maybe I am Weber.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 07:42:46 [Preview] No.312656 del
>>312652
You know how to make me laugh.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 07:43:09 [Preview] No.312657 del
>>312655
You can't be, I'm Weber today. You're on the NoFun shift today.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 07:43:51 [Preview] No.312658 del
>>312655
No I am just a shizo.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 07:44:18 [Preview] No.312659 del
>>312656
I hope you really do punch Monke in the dick.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 07:45:15 [Preview] No.312660 del
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NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 07:46:14 [Preview] No.312661 del
Oh paradise!


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 07:46:30 [Preview] No.312662 del
>>312659
He does that enough to himself. Any additional CBT is unnecessary.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 07:46:41 [Preview] No.312663 del
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NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 07:47:25 [Preview] No.312664 del
>>312662
Every decision he makes is a metaphorical punch in the dick.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 07:48:01 [Preview] No.312665 del
>>312511
This just started playing without expanding or me clicking on it.
Since I spilt beer on this laptop, youtube also spaz's out and presses play/pause by itself.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 07:48:09 [Preview] No.312666 del
I have Americans.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 07:48:50 [Preview] No.312667 del
https://fitnessblackandwhite.com/brad-pitt-fight-club-workout/
If this is accurate, then Brad Pitt was impressively strong.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 07:49:29 [Preview] No.312668 del
>>312666
Thicc ones?


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 07:49:32 [Preview] No.312669 del
Do you really need to log in?
https://www.9now.com.au/live/channel-9

I just wanted to sit with Worbler in my undies and watch tv under the aircon with him.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 07:49:49 [Preview] No.312670 del
Oh boy, gut ache. Going to produce some liquid shits soon.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 07:49:49 [Preview] No.312671 del
>>312667
not clicking
BP was just very low bodyfat in that film


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 07:50:10 [Preview] No.312672 del
>>312665
>Since I spilt beer on this laptop,
Time to get a new one.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 07:50:42 [Preview] No.312673 del
>>312665
>>312672
If you spilled liquid on it before.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 07:50:44 [Preview] No.312674 del
>>312668
All of them.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 07:51:45 [Preview] No.312675 del
>>312669
Yes, just use a fake email address like http://cock.li/


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 07:52:04 [Preview] No.312676 del
>>312670
Release them!


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 07:53:26 [Preview] No.312677 del
>>312675
I used my real email.
Then sat there clicking refresh thinking they were sending me a password.
Just worked out that the screen meant 'make a password'.
Fucking numpty.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 07:53:47 [Preview] No.312678 del
>>312671
Here is just what he did on the bench for his chest session:
Bench press – 25, 15 & 8 reps @ 165, 195, 225 lbs
That is 75kg for 25 reps, 87.5 for 15 and 102.5kg for 8 reps.
Assuming that last set is his max effort, that would give him a 1rm of 127kg. Considering he would be quite fatigued by that set, he could probably do much better with a 1rm in the 130kg range.
Here is an archive link for (you):
https://web.archive.org/web/20201124025616/https://fitnessblackandwhite.com/brad-pitt-fight-club-workout/


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 07:53:56 [Preview] No.312679 del
'Cause I've tried my best
Just to work it out
But I still feel dumb
What have I become?
What have I become?
What have I become?

https://youtube.com/watch?v=k7TnMf6fEco [Embed]


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 07:55:04 [Preview] No.312680 del
I can bench two (2) Webers.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 07:55:24 [Preview] No.312681 del
I gave them all my real details.
And all that is on is tennis.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 07:55:33 [Preview] No.312682 del
>>312678
Which isn't going to make him a contender for the strongest man on earth or anything, but a bench north of 2.5 plates is really impressive for how small he looked.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 07:55:34 [Preview] No.312683 del
>>312677
I have experienced those mongs feels before.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 07:56:49 [Preview] No.312684 del
>>312682
True.
Given his age, I suspect there was some synthetic bollocks juice consumed too.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 07:57:36 [Preview] No.312685 del
>>312683
I have the account now but can't see a chevy show.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 07:58:26 [Preview] No.312686 del
>>312683
All I have a mong feels.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 07:58:55 [Preview] No.312687 del
>>312680
349kg is the current record for wrist wraps but no belt/shirt.
310kg is the record for completely raw.
Benching two (2) wombos (280kg) is possible for a human.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 07:59:03 [Preview] No.312688 del
>>312681
Why? You should never do this and there is no consequence to giving them fake details. If you are not paying for the service, nothing will happen then.

>>312685
You should follow >>312652


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 07:59:23 [Preview] No.312689 del


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 07:59:35 [Preview] No.312690 del
https://www.bitchute.com/video/nAc4qGZSaXr8/ [Embed]


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 07:59:45 [Preview] No.312691 del
>>312686
Suppress them!


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 08:00:05 [Preview] No.312692 del
>>312685
Why don't you have a TV with an aerial?


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 08:00:16 [Preview] No.312693 del
You just gave me three (You)'s.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 08:00:25 [Preview] No.312694 del
Had a panadol.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 08:01:07 [Preview] No.312695 del
My 30gb Brandi Love torrent has finally finished downloading


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 08:01:16 [Preview] No.312696 del
>>312689
This video is temporarily unavailable. Please try again soon or visit the 9Now Help Centre
Error Code: MEDIA_ERR_DECODE
Technical details :
The media playback was aborted due to a corruption problem or because the media used features your browser did not support.

Cunts.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 08:01:26 [Preview] No.312697 del
SSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 08:04:30 [Preview] No.312699 del
>>312697
$50,000 is a lot of money


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 08:05:26 [Preview] No.312700 del
Raining in the sunshine state.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 08:05:35 [Preview] No.312701 del
>>312676
The shit was as disappointing as I am.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 08:05:54 [Preview] No.312702 del
>>312695
Big load.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 08:07:01 [Preview] No.312703 del
327 V8


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 08:08:18 [Preview] No.312704 del
>>312693
>>312694
You need it!


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 08:09:03 [Preview] No.312705 del
>>312703
the other bloke on this show, Ed, is much less annoying than Mike


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 08:09:11 [Preview] No.312706 del
>>312701
You need a bulking agent.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 08:10:14 [Preview] No.312707 del
>>312706
I'll bulk you.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 08:10:24 [Preview] No.312708 del
>>312705
I'm enjoying it so far.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 08:11:36 [Preview] No.312709 del
He just hugged a man he gave $30k


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 08:11:54 [Preview] No.312710 del
ADVERTS


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 08:12:29 [Preview] No.312711 del
>>312700
it was mostly sunny here today, wet now

so basically not enough rain to have a comfy day in but enough to ruin your afternoon.

back from the bottle shop with 2 x goons


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 08:13:17 [Preview] No.312712 del
>>312709
>hugged
cuddled


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 08:13:31 [Preview] No.312713 del
>>312711
I meant California but sorry about your arvo.
Got any codeine left?


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 08:13:40 [Preview] No.312714 del
>>312711
sit down and shut up and watch the car show


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 08:14:24 [Preview] No.312715 del
>>312712
30k for a cuddling
better have been a good one.


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NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 08:18:15 [Preview] No.312718 del
NEETums

There's a fed square cam. Anyone know of any other melboirne live cams?

https://fedsquare.com/fed-cam/


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 08:19:31 [Preview] No.312719 del
>>312718
I should go down and give yas a wave


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 08:21:37 [Preview] No.312720 del
>>312719
if you still had a car you could have done some circle work like that other bloke


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 08:22:40 [Preview] No.312721 del
>>312711
A based afternoon and evening.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 08:24:34 [Preview] No.312722 del
I like this other guy more than the first one.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 08:27:18 [Preview] No.312723 del
Fedora soft tops.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 08:31:16 [Preview] No.312724 del
Fucking ads.
TV is a bit shit.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 08:31:25 [Preview] No.312725 del
oral coffee enema


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 08:32:17 [Preview] No.312726 del
>>312724
Just a bit?


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 08:34:12 [Preview] No.312727 del
>>312726
It's still all the same fuckheads who were on adverts 10 years ago.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 08:34:30 [Preview] No.312728 del
Lots of bank ads.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 08:36:06 [Preview] No.312729 del
>>312728
Bank less.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 08:40:00 [Preview] No.312730 del
Another ad.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 08:42:27 [Preview] No.312731 del
Been staring at the big hand
Waiting for the big high five
Only looking forward to the purgatory drive


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 08:45:15 [Preview] No.312732 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=JWGsQAACa2o [Embed]


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 08:49:54 [Preview] No.312733 del
Another ad.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 08:52:22 [Preview] No.312734 del
>>312733
This reason is why I download and stream content. I cannot stand them.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 08:56:17 [Preview] No.312735 del
>>312550
Pretty alright thanks,was applying for some part time jobs earlier, cooked those cevapi and ate them with some tzatziki, red onion, tomato and pita bread, going have a cup of tea now and watch some youtube, yourself?
>>312593
Well it takes two to tango, he needs to come back.
>>312602
Funny to think that it's been nearly two years since Nuro first popped up on our board back on 8chan.
>>312622
An outrageous suggestion, an outrageous post
>>312660
I've heard of waiting for four or five hour but this is a stretch.
>>312695
Have a wank.
>>312718
Maybe one day I'll go and wave to you NEETs.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 08:59:02 [Preview] No.312736 del
>>312735
How many chevaps did you eat m8? Double figures?


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 09:01:15 [Preview] No.312737 del
Such low energy today.
Lower than in a long time.
Lack of real food, many days drinking and the prescription pills have fucked me.
Got like 10 hour sleep last night but I'm already feeling like a zombie now


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 09:01:32 [Preview] No.312738 del
>>312735
Good catch up.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 09:02:41 [Preview] No.312739 del
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now that's over


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 09:02:51 [Preview] No.312740 del
>>312737
You need a decent feed and sobriety to continue. That's the battle. You can do it.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 09:03:19 [Preview] No.312741 del
Good show.
Those chrome bumpers made it look extra sexy.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 09:03:28 [Preview] No.312742 del
>>312737
Get those blood tests.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 09:06:26 [Preview] No.312743 del
>>312735
>cevapi and ate them with some tzatziki, red onion, tomato and pita bread
Noice.
I will probably watch some youtube stuff about ancient history and crash.
Today is the second day in a row with out a drink or a choof and I feel a bit jittery but okay.
The wage hasn't felt like death.
Sometimes hard to work out if it's a bad wage because of the boong'n or I boong it up because of a bad wage.
Wish I got some sponge cake rather than just salty chips. Wouldn't mind a nice cream and jam scroll.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 09:07:19 [Preview] No.312744 del
>>312736
Only 3 and a half, I had a lot of pita bread though.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 09:09:15 [Preview] No.312745 del
Got doggo some of this.
Smells very nice, I reckon it'd go well in a pie.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 09:10:23 [Preview] No.312746 del
Gonna get uber eats for dins


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 09:12:55 [Preview] No.312747 del
Might have a schizo breakdown and accuse random neets of being paedophiles with no evidence.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 09:13:16 [Preview] No.312748 del
>>312745
Should be good on crackers as well.


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>>312716
ACCURATE


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 09:16:31 [Preview] No.312751 del
>>312649
Your dinner must run at about a hundred dollars.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 09:17:56 [Preview] No.312752 del
>>312751
Wombler is rich
It's half the reason he doesn't understand my struggles


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 09:18:56 [Preview] No.312753 del
This is why they can't tell Nuro from the other mongs.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 09:19:10 [Preview] No.312754 del
>>312743
>Today is the second day in a row with out a drink or a choof
Well done. Keep going.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 09:21:17 [Preview] No.312755 del
>>312754
I'm going to try and limit it to Friday and Saturday nights.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 09:22:47 [Preview] No.312756 del
>>312752
Wombo is what we need to aspire to.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 09:23:43 [Preview] No.312757 del
>>312755
Good idea. And drink and choof in moderation on those nights.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 09:23:54 [Preview] No.312758 del
He needs to punch most of you in the dick.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 09:25:09 [Preview] No.312759 del
>>312758
He should use an executive grabber instead to make it into CBT.