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NEET General #313 - Pensive Edition NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 12:35:24 [Preview] No. 312865
Would you NEETs describe yourselves as often being pensive? Personally I try to avoid any but the shallowest of thoughts.

Old Thread: >>311828


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 12:36:42 [Preview] No.312866 del
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SA Best A


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 12:42:13 [Preview] No.312872 del
tfw all waged out


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 12:44:29 [Preview] No.312877 del
>>312872
The wage prolapses a NEET's spirit and leaves him gaping like a fish.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 12:45:11 [Preview] No.312878 del
>>312875
You were an animal.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 12:46:30 [Preview] No.312879 del
>>312871
I hope 10K is doing well, but I don't think anything good will come from that whore.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 12:46:45 [Preview] No.312880 del
beastNEET has no safety word


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 12:48:12 [Preview] No.312881 del
Yawned too hard and hurt my ear.
Good night friends.. Again.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 12:49:52 [Preview] No.312882 del
>>312881
Good night my friend.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 12:51:00 [Preview] No.312883 del
>>312880
Safety words are unBASED.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 12:51:29 [Preview] No.312884 del
I have consumed beans


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 12:52:37 [Preview] No.312885 del
Bleeding bums Murphy.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 12:56:59 [Preview] No.312886 del
>>312881
>Yawned too hard and hurt my ear
You have been playing the part of the giraffe again.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 13:01:06 [Preview] No.312887 del
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>>312876
>>312876
>Another good one NEETs.

IT WAS TERRIBLE AND YOU ARE TERRIBLE FOR IMPLYING IT WAS GOOD


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 13:02:53 [Preview] No.312888 del
>>312887
I was just trying to be polite.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 13:06:02 [Preview] No.312889 del
>>312887
Have a cry.
>>312888
Good on ya.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 13:11:43 [Preview] No.312890 del
Wouldn't it be great if you could turn up at a rescue centre complaining of this horrible failed life you have been living since you were a teenager, and after a couple of hours there they work out your life has just been covered in curry and they hose you off and underneath you were a normal person the whole time and now everything will be okay.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 13:13:25 [Preview] No.312891 del
>>312887
The elites don’t want you to know this but the seagulls at the beach are free you can take them home I have 458 seagulls.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 13:13:47 [Preview] No.312892 del
>>312890
To follow-up this post, I am giving you NEETs advance notice that I intend to make covered in curry into a meme on this board.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 13:13:58 [Preview] No.312893 del
>>312889
>Have a cry.

Proceed to fag up this new thread poofta


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 13:14:15 [Preview] No.312894 del
>>312891
You must be knee-deep in seagull shit.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 13:14:20 [Preview] No.312895 del
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>>312890
Imagine them spraying down Uber drivers


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 13:15:47 [Preview] No.312896 del
>>312891
What are you doing with the surveillance drones?


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 13:16:17 [Preview] No.312897 del
>>312894
The Jew fears the indoor seagull farmer


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 13:26:13 [Preview] No.312898 del
>>312896
Surveillance drones are harder to catch because they don't seem to eat anything.
With seagulls you just use a bucket.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 13:36:16 [Preview] No.312900 del
pool noodle industry ain't what it used to be


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 13:42:14 [Preview] No.312901 del
>>312899
you got nothing you abo poof


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 14:11:49 [Preview] No.312902 del
boong poof choof


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 14:12:46 [Preview] No.312903 del
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ooooooffffffffff

thank you joe biden


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 14:15:01 [Preview] No.312904 del
>>312903
Fucking kek, seppos deserve it.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 14:17:02 [Preview] No.312905 del
>>312903
>texans get 5cm of snow
>have to call national guard
lmaoo


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 14:22:27 [Preview] No.312906 del
>>312905
How's the new haricut?


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 14:25:42 [Preview] No.312907 del
>>312906
feels good, was close to growing a mullet, hair got everywhere.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 14:26:52 [Preview] No.312908 del
>>312907
You look good.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 14:28:57 [Preview] No.312909 del
>>312908
thanks m8


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 14:34:38 [Preview] No.312910 del
Ate baked beans.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 14:38:21 [Preview] No.312911 del
>>312910
good form


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 16:10:57 [Preview] No.312912 del
>>312903
Who cares? If all seppos died in a fire I would be happy.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 18:02:42 [Preview] No.312913 del
Morning neets. Woke up at 4 again. Will I ever learn to sleep properly?


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 18:05:42 [Preview] No.312914 del
I keep thinking of this ginger haired girl, but I can't remember where she's from. Sigh.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 18:21:54 [Preview] No.312915 del
Getting some programming done at least. Early morning is often good for that. I'm tired in both the morning and at night, but they're different kinds of tiredness, and morning tiredness doesn't stop me from doing simple work, if I can motivate myself enough.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 18:40:41 [Preview] No.312916 del
how many poops a day is too much


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 18:49:27 [Preview] No.312917 del
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NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 18:50:31 [Preview] No.312918 del
>>312913
morn
sleeping pills?


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 18:51:32 [Preview] No.312919 del
>>312918
God no. Benzos have ruined my life, and probably my brain. Never taking them again.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 18:54:27 [Preview] No.312920 del
>>312919
benzos are shit
i've taken olanzpine and it works great but it's actually an anti-psychotic
but i don't think pills are the answer
there has to be some fucking other way


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 18:59:27 [Preview] No.312921 del
>>312920
>>312919
theyre kinda shit, i've tried neurol once and it just made me kinda sluggish and sleepy. i'd rather get drunk to get that effect, dont understand why people get addicted to this shit


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 19:12:40 [Preview] No.312922 del
>>312921
Because it works. It calms you down. It makes you sleepy.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 19:20:31 [Preview] No.312923 del
>>312922
>it works.
until it stops working


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 19:21:26 [Preview] No.312924 del
>>312922
why not just drink then or smoke a joint?


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 19:25:28 [Preview] No.312925 del
>>312921
I tried olanzapine and it knocked me out for two days.

Antipsychotics. Not. Even. Once.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 19:28:28 [Preview] No.312926 del
>>312925
take a lower dose then
2.5mg worked for me


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 19:30:26 [Preview] No.312927 del
>>312926
Its bad news.
But I suppose being psychotic is bad too.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 19:31:06 [Preview] No.312928 del
>>312925
sounds like my best friend who took morphine or opium in uni and almost OD'd
barely managed to crawl from the hallway to his bed then slept for like a day straight

i dont get why people do this shit, doesnt sound very fun at all


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 19:33:52 [Preview] No.312929 del
>>312928
sleep is based
fuck being awake


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 19:37:56 [Preview] No.312930 del
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>>312929
i wish i could sleep less and feel the same, theres too much shit (and shitposting) to be done and not enough time


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 19:40:43 [Preview] No.312931 del
>>312930
sleep on the floor
be warned you'll fuck yourself up


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 20:04:47 [Preview] No.312932 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=NFw-FrYmAEw [Embed]
when i was happy ...


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 20:08:23 [Preview] No.312933 del
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>>312932
>two nintendo soyboys vs chad mongolian on mountain
HHHHHUUUUUUUUURRRRMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 20:12:26 [Preview] No.312934 del


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 20:13:06 [Preview] No.312935 del
>>312892
You will need a hose down.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 20:15:11 [Preview] No.312936 del


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 20:16:11 [Preview] No.312937 del
>>312917
lol, good meme


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 20:16:14 [Preview] No.312938 del
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what is wrong with this dude


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 20:17:16 [Preview] No.312939 del
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>>312936
morning


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 20:19:23 [Preview] No.312940 del
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>>312939
How goes it NEET?


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 20:20:20 [Preview] No.312941 del
>>312938
He didn't bought when it was <$1


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 20:20:37 [Preview] No.312942 del
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Took doggo for a walk in the dark morning with a coffee.
Has got me in the mood for a big poo.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 20:23:29 [Preview] No.312943 del
>>312940
feeling pretty good
haven't drank in like 3 days
just gonna watch the tennis today and browse the web
you?


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 20:24:46 [Preview] No.312944 del
>>312936
>>312942
good morning friends


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 20:25:45 [Preview] No.312945 del
>>312941
anybody who did buy <$1 and still hasn't cashed out and retired as a billionaire is an idiot

mordning all


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 20:27:01 [Preview] No.312946 del
>>312945
shits gonna be 250k by the end of the year
BUY & HODL
take the orange pill


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 20:28:25 [Preview] No.312947 del
>>312946
>BUY & HODL
IT WORKED FOR GAMESTOP, IT'LL WORK HERE.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 20:28:59 [Preview] No.312948 del
>>312946
or it will crash back to 5k
who knows, im still buying some ADA and DOT tommorow once i get my ETH from the pool


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 20:30:21 [Preview] No.312949 del
>>312943
Yeah, not bad.
Was thinking I was doing well time wise but now it's 7 and I better get a wriggle on.
I have a meeting with a client, RN, coordinator and an advocate today that I'm not really looking forward to.
The client lives out in woop woop and gets private support workers but wants me to send an RN to audit them.
All the support workers don't have any training and are just random people from the area.
pretty hard to audit people not in the company and that have no qualifications.
Today is day 3 without a drink for me too.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 20:30:43 [Preview] No.312950 del


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 20:33:00 [Preview] No.312951 del
>>312948
>or it will crash back to 5k
nah the ECB is the one that is gonna crash
>ADA DOT ETH
shitcoins just buy and hodl btc bro


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 20:35:05 [Preview] No.312952 del
>>312951
BTC is for storage
i want to get mad gains on shitcoins in this bull market, im already 10x on GRT


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 20:35:59 [Preview] No.312953 del
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>>312949
get the wriggle on!


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 20:37:06 [Preview] No.312954 del
>>312945
Point is: he is batxept coz he didn't buy low. Now he tries to play the wisdom card to save face he isn't buttcoin brazillionaire.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 20:39:00 [Preview] No.312955 del
>>312952
have some kind of exit strategy
maybe put a percentage of your gains into btc?


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 20:39:02 [Preview] No.312956 del
>>312954
My old lecturer and would-be doctoral advisor was Craig Wright, the guy who claimed to be Satoshi and then created the failure that is BSV. He's in court every other week.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 20:44:04 [Preview] No.312957 del
I had/have some bitcoin I bought in 2014, now worth a couple of thousand, and I can't get it because I'm a mong and forgot the password.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 20:46:16 [Preview] No.312958 del
>>312957
This sort of thing is why I, infosec extrordinaire, actually write passwords down and store them in clear text around the place. This runs contrary to the advice people in my profession give to others.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 20:46:37 [Preview] No.312959 del
What's on for today neeties?


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 20:48:22 [Preview] No.312960 del


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 20:48:51 [Preview] No.312961 del
>>312958
You must have a whole folder full of secret snoopery passwords.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 20:49:07 [Preview] No.312962 del
>>312959
I already said.. JEEZ


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 20:49:13 [Preview] No.312963 del
>>312957
i mined LTC back in 2012/2013 on my poor old 7970, had like 50 LTC back then but i was a middle school shithead who spent it all on minecraft and tf2 skins


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 20:49:28 [Preview] No.312964 del
>>312960
Morning.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 20:51:30 [Preview] No.312965 del


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 21:01:05 [Preview] No.312969 del
>>312959
I keep breaking my bread tabs while playing rocksmith, so I need to find some of the real guitar picks I have somewhere around here. Or had.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 21:03:33 [Preview] No.312971 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=OxF0LV9PJ2I [Embed]


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 21:04:02 [Preview] No.312972 del
>>312956
It keeps him busy and he loves the attention.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 21:05:43 [Preview] No.312973 del
>>312957
I was on a chan site when they were giving them away for free to anyone with an address. In the quantity of around 10-20 bitcorns per address. Perhaps there is an address out there with money on it.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 21:06:05 [Preview] No.312974 del
>>312959
Not too much. Yourself?


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 21:09:39 [Preview] No.312975 del
>>312971
>This video is age-restricted and only available on YouTube.
embedding doesn't get around the age restriction anymore
fuck youtube


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 21:09:43 [Preview] No.312976 del
>>312965
Stinky linkies.

>>312966
kek

>>312967
He's a keeper.

>>312970
Poor NEETs.

>>312971
Would binge. Why does it have an age restriction is it really that bad?


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 21:10:23 [Preview] No.312977 del
>>312976
>Why does it have an age restriction is it really that bad?
nfi, apart from Pepe being a hate symbol or something


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 21:10:24 [Preview] No.312978 del
>>312975
Even the sites to add part to the URL don't work. It's fucked.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 21:13:28 [Preview] No.312979 del
>>312972
That's what everyone said when possum got an onlyfans. And look how that turned out.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 21:14:26 [Preview] No.312980 del
Imagine following advice to stay in your car during road rage
>Horrifying moment a man is crushed between a car and a courier truck after a shocking road rage incident
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9264783/Horrifying-moment-man-crushed-car-courier-truck.html


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 21:14:43 [Preview] No.312981 del
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Love you baby, have a nice day.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 21:17:40 [Preview] No.312982 del
>>312979
>Why does it have an age restriction is it really that bad?


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 21:18:54 [Preview] No.312983 del
>>312980
Truck also has no rear rego plate, which is weird.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 21:21:54 [Preview] No.312984 del
>>312979
>>312982
>I Share These Feels


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 21:23:02 [Preview] No.312985 del
>>312983
He was probably speeding while delivering and didn't want to get booked.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 21:23:12 [Preview] No.312986 del
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>Wondering if we can make possum a far right hate symbol


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 21:23:46 [Preview] No.312987 del
the perfect woman doesn't exi...

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9267063/Policewoman-faces-sack-allegedly-attending-lockdown-breaking-family-party-drink-driving.html
>Policewoman, 24, faces the sack for breaking lockdown rules by allegedly going to a boozy family party - before drink-driving home and crashing into a house


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 21:24:08 [Preview] No.312988 del
>>312986
You could not do that to such a creature with a wonderful smile.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 21:25:23 [Preview] No.312989 del
>>312987
She could deliver you goon 5 minutes before Dan closes by putting on the flashing lights.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 21:26:41 [Preview] No.312990 del
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NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 21:30:20 [Preview] No.312992 del
>>312991
wokka wokka wokka


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 21:30:26 [Preview] No.312993 del
>Nando's customer reveals the reason why every restaurant has a sink - and it's not for dirty hands
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9263903/Nandos-customer-reveals-reason-restaurant-sink-not-dirty-hands.html


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 21:32:26 [Preview] No.312994 del
>>312993
i find it hard to believe orthodox jews are eating portugese chicken from a fast food place that also serves bacon


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 21:33:35 [Preview] No.312995 del
>GRAPHIC CONTENT: Defenceless emu is allegedly run over in a 4WD by a 16-year-old boy from a 'prominent agricultural family'
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9266107/Emu-allegedly-run-16-year-old-boy-prominent-family.html


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 21:33:43 [Preview] No.312996 del
>>312994
given they have insane kitchen rituals


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 21:35:07 [Preview] No.312997 del
>>312994
>>312996
Very good points.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 21:35:39 [Preview] No.312998 del
>REVEALED: How 'woke' English teachers have cancelled Shakespeare because of his 'white supremacy, misogyny, racism and classism' - and are instead using his plays to lecture in 'toxic masculinity and Marxism'
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9263735/Woke-teachers-cut-Shakespeare-work-white-supremacy-colonization.html


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 21:37:04 [Preview] No.312999 del
>Why this humble brick home in Australia's unforgiving Outback is being rented out for an eye-watering $2,500 a WEEK
>>House located in Pilbara mining town of Tom Price in WA is for lease at $2,500
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9263655/The-simple-reason-home-Western-Australia-rented-2-500-week.html


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 21:37:19 [Preview] No.313000 del
>>312998
joggers in the US have had ebonics translations of Shakespeare for 20 years or so
I remember the news articles when it happened.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 21:39:19 [Preview] No.313001 del
>>313000
>ebonics translations of Shakespeare
Yo! Ca ya please provahde da lahnk?

https://funtranslations.com/ebonics


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 21:42:26 [Preview] No.313002 del
>What could go wrong? Russia scientists 'are trying to extract prehistoric viruses from 50,000-year-old animal carcasses frozen in permafrost'
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9266565/Russia-scientists-trying-extract-prehistoric-viruses-50-000-year-old-animal-caracasses.html


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 21:42:37 [Preview] No.313003 del
>>313001
searching now
it was like 1996-1998, so much of the original news has likely disappeared


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 21:44:24 [Preview] No.313004 del
>>313003
Even if you can find the text rather than the article. That's what I am interesting in.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 21:44:46 [Preview] No.313005 del
30 hours in sick leave and 135 hours of annual leave accrued.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 21:47:08 [Preview] No.313006 del
>>313005
A bit over 16 days for 8 hours each day isn't bad.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 21:47:28 [Preview] No.313007 del


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 21:48:36 [Preview] No.313008 del
>>313007
das kewl but can't have fly wire


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 21:48:57 [Preview] No.313009 del
Pajeet is furious
>Automating scam call blocking sees Telstra prevent up to 500,000 calls a day
https://www.zdnet.com/article/automating-scam-call-blocking-sees-telstra-prevent-up-to-500000-calls-a-day/


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 21:49:20 [Preview] No.313010 del
>>313008
Sheeit!


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 21:50:14 [Preview] No.313011 del
>>313004
Here's an article 3 years later: https://www.baltimoresun.com/news/bs-xpm-1999-08-16-9908160135-story.html

can't find any texts unfortunately, but the article mentions Shakespeare.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 21:51:49 [Preview] No.313013 del


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 21:55:07 [Preview] No.313014 del
>>313006
Yeah, I've never had a holiday and don't know what I'd do with it.


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NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 21:57:45 [Preview] No.313017 del
>>313014
When and if you do leave they to pay it out. So I would just leave it until the time comes or if you need a break plan for long weekend. You could try this
>How to double your annual leave in 2021 with this simple hack
https://www.news.com.au/finance/work/at-work/how-to-double-your-annual-leave-in-2021-with-this-simple-hack/news-story/71c116a4d08bb004ae278ae959ec2ff7


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 21:58:54 [Preview] No.313019 del
>>313012
If anyone can find a PDF version or other version, please post it here. It seems that b-ok.org website is down.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 21:59:26 [Preview] No.313020 del
>>313017
> this simple hack
fuck i hate the misuse of this word
particularly when it's dumb shit like taking annual leave next to a public holiday


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 22:00:25 [Preview] No.313021 del
>>313018
It was technically President's day holiday, so he could do whatever he wanted like Trump
>Trump surprises supporters holding rally-like President's Day gathering in Florida
https://thehill.com/homenews/news/538922-trump-surprises-supporters-holding-rally-like-presidents-day-gathering-in


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 22:01:29 [Preview] No.313022 del
>>313020
The dates are normally pretty in demand for leave because of it on those days. The word does suck though.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 22:04:24 [Preview] No.313023 del
>>313016
I'm already here.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 22:14:07 [Preview] No.313024 del
Was all enthusiastic and shit for the wage. Now I'm here I feel like wank


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 22:17:03 [Preview] No.313025 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=cnoG1XdRM4M [Embed]


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 22:18:01 [Preview] No.313026 del
>>313024
Have a wank.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 22:19:45 [Preview] No.313028 del
>>313027
holding what?


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 22:20:37 [Preview] No.313029 del
>>313028
B I T C O I N


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 22:30:12 [Preview] No.313030 del
Mongderndings

2nd instant. Groggy morning, but I think I'll have the energy to get that blood test done. 56 open issues and an inbox I've stopped caring about this morning. Don't give a fuck anymore. I'll just go at my own pace.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 22:32:16 [Preview] No.313031 del


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 22:35:04 [Preview] No.313032 del
>>313025
I have a similar safe. I think they're rated for 2 hours of heat protection.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 22:35:37 [Preview] No.313033 del
>>313030
Morning NEET.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 22:37:08 [Preview] No.313034 del
>>313030
Get the blood test done and do a big wage.
0 standards today.
I think it's do-able


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 22:38:33 [Preview] No.313035 del


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 23:04:50 [Preview] No.313037 del
>>313036
Motherbat and little Wombo.
Sooo cute 😘


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 23:05:25 [Preview] No.313038 del
>>313036
Animals from good conservations.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 23:06:03 [Preview] No.313039 del
>>313037
Wholesome.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 23:06:09 [Preview] No.313040 del
>>313037
You can't tell because it's a picture, but wombo is actually savagely headbutting motherbat to death.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 23:07:29 [Preview] No.313041 del
>>313040
>wombo is actually savagely headbutting motherbat to death.
<doubt


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 23:11:59 [Preview] No.313042 del
TOO CUTE WOMBY
TOO CUTE WOMBY
WOMBY IS A CUTE CUNT TOO CUTE WOMBY


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 23:13:05 [Preview] No.313043 del
I swear it isn't a gay thing but I often get a sharp, shooting pain in my rectum. It feels sort of like a cramp but where I think my bowels would be?


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 23:16:37 [Preview] No.313044 del
>>313043
Hemorrhoids. You can get some cream you squirt up your bum and around the bum hole. If it continues see a bum doctor who can inject/remove them.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 23:17:24 [Preview] No.313045 del
>>313043
you've got assburgers


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 23:18:51 [Preview] No.313046 del
>>313043
Also eat plenty of fibre and do not strain when pooing. Straining makes them worse.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 23:24:30 [Preview] No.313047 del
>>313043
alcohol?


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 23:25:34 [Preview] No.313048 del
>>313044
I have never had any trouble whilst shitting and it feels too high up.

>>313045
I've definitely got weapons-grade autism.

>>313046
The problem isn't whilst pooing, nor do I strain. I live off legumes and for breakfast I'll have either porridge or weetbix. I should be getting plenty of fibre.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 23:25:40 [Preview] No.313049 del
>>313047
That's my assumption.
A boozy pre-squirt warning of the euphoria about to come.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 23:27:42 [Preview] No.313050 del
>>313047
I rarely drink. Maybe every two or three months at most. I never get drunk. I don't think the pain is related to grog. The pain is quite infrequent, maybe once a week or so.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 23:29:46 [Preview] No.313051 del
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Proctalgia_fugax
It sounds like a very mild case of this.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 23:32:56 [Preview] No.313052 del


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 23:35:17 [Preview] No.313053 del
>>313048
>it feels too high up.
You can get polyps further up. There isn't much else you can do but if you notice blood go see a bum doctor.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 23:37:58 [Preview] No.313054 del
>>313053
A proctologist?


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 23:38:24 [Preview] No.313055 del
>>313053
>bum doctor
ie me ;)


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 23:43:02 [Preview] No.313056 del
Did a very satisfying poo before.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 23:44:57 [Preview] No.313057 del
>>313054
You need one that does surgery as well as there ones that do operate from what I have been told?


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 23:45:15 [Preview] No.313058 del
>>313056
Big poo?


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 23:45:48 [Preview] No.313059 del
>>313058
Quite large, yes. My anus can still feel it.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 23:51:04 [Preview] No.313060 del
My uni has added one of those two factor authentication things. Now I need to get a text message with a pin just to access my email.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 23:51:28 [Preview] No.313061 del
>>313059
>My anus can still feel it.
Clench it!


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 23:51:48 [Preview] No.313062 del
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Going to have a shower, a black instant with a rothie, a prepped feed-pack and then go get a blood test.


NEET 02/16/2021 (Tue) 23:54:22 [Preview] No.313063 del
>>313060
use thunderbird


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 00:01:15 [Preview] No.313064 del
>>312936
Good morning my friend.


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 00:02:51 [Preview] No.313065 del
>>312942
259x194 pixels


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NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 00:14:32 [Preview] No.313067 del
>>313062
>and then go get a blood test.
Good boy.


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 00:21:57 [Preview] No.313068 del
Good Morning Neets


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 00:22:56 [Preview] No.313069 del
>>313068
Good morning Nuro.


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 00:25:19 [Preview] No.313070 del
>>313068
Good morning Nuro.


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 01:09:47 [Preview] No.313071 del
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>>313069
>>313070
how we all holding up ?


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 01:09:55 [Preview] No.313072 del
I wish I knew somebody who grows pumpkins.


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 01:10:37 [Preview] No.313073 del
>>313071
have u shit your pants today?


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 01:12:18 [Preview] No.313074 del
>>313073
Fuck off.


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 01:12:40 [Preview] No.313075 del
>>313073
hopefully he gets his 7th ban


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 01:21:33 [Preview] No.313076 del
>>313071
Well, yourself?


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 01:22:46 [Preview] No.313077 del
>>313062
this blood test didn't need to be fasted?


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 01:45:21 [Preview] No.313079 del
>>313064
>morning
You're up late


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 01:45:56 [Preview] No.313080 del
My booze free week has failed.
Had a pint with lunch.


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 01:48:08 [Preview] No.313081 del
>>313080
You needed it!


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 01:49:35 [Preview] No.313082 del
>>313080
nothing wrong with that


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 01:52:32 [Preview] No.313083 del
>>313080
What did you eat for lunch?


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 01:53:02 [Preview] No.313084 del
>>313079
>You're up late
It would be more polite in future please if you would pretend not to notice.


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 01:53:32 [Preview] No.313085 del
>>313080
You may as well get black out drunk tonight and have a dozen choofs too then.


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 01:54:29 [Preview] No.313086 del
>>313085
you jest, but that will be his logic


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 02:07:44 [Preview] No.313087 del
True identify of the sleep tight poster
>A senior minister assured a Libs staffer to “sleep tight” when news of a late night incident was about to break, saying it was “under control”.
https://www.news.com.au/national/politics/sleep-tight-minister-michaelia-cashs-voicemail-message-to-brittany-higgins/news-story/08b19a13e2f35923148c960233260aad


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 02:13:06 [Preview] No.313088 del
Blood test done. The mong pills are still clearly in my system, she asked for my medicare card and I gave her my credit card.

Lockdown lifted in Melbourne. Back to wage cage tomorrow. Not happy.
Wage rage continues. Had maccas for lunch.


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 02:13:14 [Preview] No.313089 del
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(23.37 KB 590x224 bill is a cunt 2.png)


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 02:13:50 [Preview] No.313090 del
>>313088
>Blood test done.
Well done Monk, we are all proud of you.


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 02:14:18 [Preview] No.313091 del
>>313088
>The mong pills are still clearly in my system,
You need to keep taking them.


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 02:15:29 [Preview] No.313092 del
>>313089
Pretty sure Gates Foundation has their fingers in many pies and one of those is conservation. Driving cattle on the land most of the time destroys it.


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 02:15:42 [Preview] No.313093 del
>>313080
How did it happen? Did they somehow slip a pint into your parma?


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 02:18:44 [Preview] No.313094 del
>>313092
much of the cattle land isn't suitable for anything else, particularly in the US and here


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 02:31:35 [Preview] No.313095 del
>>313088
> not happy with lockdown
> not happy without lockdown

FFS think about this


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 02:45:49 [Preview] No.313096 del
>>313082
Nah, it was good but made me sleepy.
Coopers pale ale.


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 02:46:11 [Preview] No.313097 del
>>313083
Fish and chips.


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 02:46:55 [Preview] No.313098 del
>>313084
Nocturnal marsupial


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 02:49:55 [Preview] No.313099 del
>>313085
I don't have any at home (apart from some rum and coke)
Not going to get some bottled goon until Friday.


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 02:51:12 [Preview] No.313100 del
>>313088
Good to hear that you finally got it done.
No sickies for three weeks.


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 02:52:38 [Preview] No.313101 del
>>313093
Bar maids know me too well


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 02:54:21 [Preview] No.313102 del
>>313101
can they pour a beer like this?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Ed9S8rT8mDk [Embed]


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 03:04:05 [Preview] No.313103 del
https://github.com/GTAmodding/re3

GTA3 has been fully reverse engineered.


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 03:11:25 [Preview] No.313104 del
>>313103
I wish someone would update GTA San Andreas. The best one in my opinion.


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 03:14:14 [Preview] No.313106 del
somebody needs to stop these bean noots


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 03:14:56 [Preview] No.313107 del
Was anyone here a gifted and talented student in school?


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 03:14:58 [Preview] No.313108 del
Colours are funny on the last photo.


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 03:15:32 [Preview] No.313109 del
bean fiends


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 03:17:46 [Preview] No.313110 del
>>313107
i got tested for being a weirdo in primary school and came back with some high iq shit
won a place at booked-out private highschool with near perfect english and mathematics entrance exams
was content to be mediocre academically and failed to develop connections with my peers because i was abnormal


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 03:18:05 [Preview] No.313111 del
>>313107
Were you?


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 03:18:42 [Preview] No.313112 del
>>313108
That looks very good. Light and fresh.


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 03:20:24 [Preview] No.313113 del
>>313095
I just wanna work from home.

>>313100
>No sickies for three weeks.
If I make it that long.

>>313107
I was an 'underachiever' aka a lazy fuck who played WoW all day instead of trying at school


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 03:24:34 [Preview] No.313114 del
>>313113
>WoW all day
Did you ever buy the game fuel to keep your session going?


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 03:26:34 [Preview] No.313116 del
>>313103
Good game but >>313104


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 03:26:40 [Preview] No.313117 del
>>313107
Na I was a dumb arse.
Always was
Always will be


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 03:27:35 [Preview] No.313118 del
>>313115
I don't understand the NEET for all those keyboards.


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 03:29:02 [Preview] No.313119 del
>>313118
I see somebody else wants a punch in the dick.


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 03:31:01 [Preview] No.313120 del
>>313115
I had this bookmarked. I want the moonlander or ergodox ez


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 03:32:32 [Preview] No.313121 del
>>313107
yeah, i did grade 8 and 9 together in 1 yr. dropped out of grade 12 tho. now im on my 5th year of neetdom with no end in sight. i doubt im actually gifted otherwise i wouldnt be such a fuck up


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 03:35:57 [Preview] No.313122 del
>>313107
I was in the SEAL programme in Victoria.


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 03:38:43 [Preview] No.313123 del
>>313102
Isn't that how they do it in check land?


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 03:45:56 [Preview] No.313124 del
>>313123
no its almost always a guy like in this video
https://youtube.com/watch?v=LHV6_BIxYHA [Embed]


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 03:46:06 [Preview] No.313125 del
>>313119
Warranted, that comment was pretty mong of me.


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 03:48:37 [Preview] No.313126 del
>>313121
> i doubt im actually gifted otherwise i wouldnt be such a fuck up
It's pretty common to be gifted and have a disability that impacts you like 'tism, ADHD and other behavioural issues. Schools don't really cater to those kids who are different. I was a remedial reading extra support class at one stage because I couldn't reason and still have difficulty with that skill at time.


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 03:56:35 [Preview] No.313127 del
>>312900
are they not as floaty? or do you mean innovation?


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 03:56:40 [Preview] No.313128 del
Weber refused to explain to a prospective employer whether the 3 year gap in his resume was spent developing DRM for inkjet printer cartridges or for war crimes once.


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 03:57:32 [Preview] No.313129 del
(3.38 MB 2419x1744 1613522138033.jpg)
Presentsing: New China Car BMW-Brilliance iX Electric SUV CROSSOVER

A regal and fast automobile for transportating in style and luxury with ecology for nature.

Inventive feature included:

>Beltseat - 5 of them
>Airbags - 5 of them
>Heated and cool seats 4 of them
>Roof rats
>Rear bastard detector safe
>The soup holder hot/cold
>Radar cruising control
>Collision avoiding sensor
>Ray sensor
>LED ledlighting laser
>Paint in shí colour
>Alloyminum wheels - 4 of them with metal spare tire
>Dog skin seating brown nuts or black or light coffee
>Roollover sensor
>Fast electricity system
>Power steerage
>Power seat - all of them
>Crumpled zones
>High impact side air bladder - 2 of them for both size
>Pandemic sunroof
>Chrome trimmings
>BMW iGrill with illuminated frame
>Broken glass senseerd
国//translate.weibo?server-congguo1/ ?
>Captive touch screen with Addam Otto and App Carl Play
>Audio system with radio FM+AM; blueteeth; ramps; dabs; artillery implant; Dolby Sollound board
>China NcAP * five star safety rating top safelee
>Made with REAL METAL for you
>Drawing by famous China Germany stylist Mehmet Müller-Zhao

THE BIG YES: owe your self the dream of owning your car your way and enjoinying life to the fullest extenze with the power dream BMW-Brilliance iX Electric SUV CROSSOVER.


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 04:00:14 [Preview] No.313130 del
>>313129
>>Made with REAL METAL for you
What metal do they normally use?


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 04:01:10 [Preview] No.313131 del
>>313110
It was the same for me, more or less. They put me in some extracurricular activities that weren't really consequential and I got offered a place at a private school as well after I got the school dux (school of 350 kids that was 25% indigenous though, and they didn't teach us times tables until grade 6 so I'm not sure wtf happened, don't think I'm that smart at all). My mum refused because it was too far away for her to care about, so she just sent me to some almost as shitty high school where I ended up losing all motivation and ability to concentrate by about year 10 (However I still didn't fuck up high school doing all my assignments on the day they were due despite this). I was never in any accelerated learning stuff, they just put me in a few classes above the grade I was in and sent me to extracurricular activities.

However, at the same time, they also sent me to some Asperger's shit where we were taught to shake hands with the grade 1s after playing tik-tak-toe with them at the same time (as if this helps social skills), and I was almost put on meds with potentially dangerous side effects to make me easier to deal with until my parents refused.

Thinking about it is really depressing. Nobody in the situation cared, I didn't really have any clue what was going on (I'm still confused now) and the end result of it all was probably public education damaging me irreparably. It seems like schools are just places to employ teachers, who are serial child abusers by negligence. I can't even tell if I'm retarded or not, young developing people really shouldn't be babysat by the Queensland government.


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 04:03:09 [Preview] No.313132 del
>>313130
NO 1 CHINA STEEL SHOW SUCCESS:
BRING GOOD FORTUNE TO VAPE FACTORY


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 04:03:10 [Preview] No.313133 del
>>313126
>It's pretty common to be gifted and have a disability that impacts you like 'tism, ADHD and other behavioural issues.
Why would special needs students be more likely to be gifted? Does it go beyond them being more likely to lump autists into another special treatment group to focus on their education more?


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 04:04:41 [Preview] No.313134 del
>>313107
I skipped a grade due to my big brain.


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 04:06:35 [Preview] No.313135 del
>>313133
just look at terry davis and how he ended up
>>313134
i did too, 1st grade. got kicked out of pretty much every school ive been to
t. mensa member with assburgers


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NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 04:14:01 [Preview] No.313137 del
>>313133
>Why would special needs students be more likely to be gifted
I am not saying it is the entire population, but often the disability is seen as the issue and people don't focus on their talent. They may never see their talent but always see their disability.


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 04:15:00 [Preview] No.313138 del
>>313136
I like that video.


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 04:15:04 [Preview] No.313139 del
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>>313135
Terry built the third temple, not bad really


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 04:16:03 [Preview] No.313140 del
>>313136
You should share it.


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 04:17:53 [Preview] No.313141 del
>>313134
i got offered a top research position but did not want to support the globo-homo so here i am


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 04:19:17 [Preview] No.313142 del
>>313141
engineer boy


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 04:20:44 [Preview] No.313143 del
(3.90 MB 288x384 terrys reality.webm)
>>313139
he was a very smart guy but battled with schizophrenia his entire life


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 04:23:28 [Preview] No.313144 del
>>313143
Someone posted this on /g/ and it was interesting to read. Don't know if it was true but represented an interesting overview to his life.


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 04:24:18 [Preview] No.313145 del
>>313143
this video is really sad tbh


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 04:24:35 [Preview] No.313146 del
Doing some very, very dangerous farting today. The squirts have been brewing, expelled, and brewing repeatedly. The farting is dangerous, the opening of the gas valve almost opens the flood gates. They flatulence is deliciously foul.


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 04:26:31 [Preview] No.313147 del
>>313144
i was in that thread
>>313145
i wish i could have given him a hug


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 04:27:45 [Preview] No.313148 del
>>313147
>i was in that thread
It was one of the better ones.


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 04:29:24 [Preview] No.313149 del
>>313143
Why did they back it to that music?


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 04:29:40 [Preview] No.313150 del
>>313146
>They flatulence is deliciously foul.
Lovely.


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 04:33:40 [Preview] No.313151 del
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>>313145
>>313143
> that face whn you could get terry's ass croudfunded to australia get him to marry a shelia and set him up with DSP bucks


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 04:34:34 [Preview] No.313152 del
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NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 04:39:25 [Preview] No.313153 del
good night NEETs


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 04:39:36 [Preview] No.313154 del
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>>313152
Everything just keeps getting worse
Ostensibly over a cold


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 04:39:54 [Preview] No.313155 del


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NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 04:41:32 [Preview] No.313157 del
>>313153
Good night NEET. Sleep tight.


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 04:44:21 [Preview] No.313158 del
>>313157
its the right honorable minister for cuddles


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 04:49:17 [Preview] No.313159 del
>>313154
it was always gonna get worse, all i get now is a smug sensation that i was right 15 years ago


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 04:52:03 [Preview] No.313160 del
>>313158
Don't expect any personalised voice mail messages though.


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 04:56:06 [Preview] No.313161 del
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>>313159
Well at least your reasoning skills were up to scratch


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 04:57:39 [Preview] No.313162 del
Wage complete.
Now to wank before a big cleanup.


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 04:58:57 [Preview] No.313163 del
>>313162
0 standards.


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 05:03:31 [Preview] No.313164 del


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 05:10:15 [Preview] No.313165 del


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 05:11:30 [Preview] No.313166 del
We need the NEET compound. We need to rescue these NEETs.


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 05:23:35 [Preview] No.313167 del
Wanked and cleaned.

Now what


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 05:23:55 [Preview] No.313168 del
>>313167
Get into the standards m8.


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 05:25:23 [Preview] No.313169 del
sumbitted a cenno medical certificate online using the app last week and it was not processed what a huuge fucking suprise


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 05:30:08 [Preview] No.313170 del
>>313169
That's very slow.


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 05:30:32 [Preview] No.313171 del
>>313168
It's pretty fucking hot after all, would go down well


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 05:44:29 [Preview] No.313174 del
>>313172
I am guessing another Australia business going under.


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 05:45:23 [Preview] No.313176 del
>>313173
No ragrets.


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 05:46:07 [Preview] No.313177 del
>>313174
Wut? Smiths isn't going anywhere. They killed off Toobs despite people liking them. Somebody else has just worked out the recipe.


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 05:47:36 [Preview] No.313178 del
>>313177
Oh. I lost focus after seeing ""snackfluencer""


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 05:47:54 [Preview] No.313179 del
>>313176
One good thing about social media is the way it reveals what fuckwits most celebrity types actually are.
As a teenager before social media existed, I'd think some of these people were alright, based purely on their TV or moofie work.


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 05:50:18 [Preview] No.313180 del
A very small choof.


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 05:51:44 [Preview] No.313181 del
>>313180
You may as well have a few more now. Get back on track tomorrow. Its do-able.


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 05:52:12 [Preview] No.313182 del


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 05:52:52 [Preview] No.313183 del
second day in a row i'll have been in this office 10.5 hours


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 05:52:53 [Preview] No.313184 del
>>313171
You'd sweat it right out and be longing more.


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 05:53:59 [Preview] No.313185 del
>>313181
Nope. That's it.
Just enough to get me out of ragie mode and dopey.


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 05:54:28 [Preview] No.313186 del
>>313183
That's too long. What are you doing in there?


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 05:55:04 [Preview] No.313187 del
>>313186
hand holding stupid people


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 05:55:48 [Preview] No.313188 del
Do you get taxed more on sick leave?
GROSS PAY: $2,205.79
NET PAY: $1,755.79
That doesn't look right.


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 05:55:51 [Preview] No.313189 del
my heckin 20 minute commute becomes a fuckin hour plus ordeal


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 05:56:04 [Preview] No.313190 del
>>313185
>ragie mode
Has something upset you?


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 05:56:29 [Preview] No.313191 del
>>313188
>Do you get taxed more on sick leave?
no
did you have overtime or callouts as well in that period?


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 05:56:30 [Preview] No.313192 del
>>313189
I heard that there were powerouts and traffic lights were out


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 05:57:42 [Preview] No.313193 del
>>313188
that's only 20.5% tax
what are you complaining about
come back when the cunts take 42%


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 05:58:04 [Preview] No.313194 del
>>313192
lizbef south had a 3.5 hour outage this morning
fortunately i'd already left for the day


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 05:58:42 [Preview] No.313195 del
>>313191
Nah, I worked it out.
I didn't have a sick cert for one of the days, my Gross should be higher I guess. I thought it was just that my net was less.


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 05:59:30 [Preview] No.313196 del
>>313193
No. I've been trying to leave for years.


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 06:00:12 [Preview] No.313197 del
>>313194
A few of my clients from there told me about it.


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 06:00:24 [Preview] No.313198 del
>>313196
nobody escapes the bucket
nobody


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 06:01:12 [Preview] No.313199 del
>>313197
I'm guessing my chickens which expired today, and which I couldn't cook yesterday, are no longer safe after that long a fridge outage.


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 06:01:17 [Preview] No.313200 del
Pacing around doing interpretive job interview rehearsals.


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 06:02:10 [Preview] No.313201 del
>>313200
Don't take the knife to the interviews.


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 06:02:27 [Preview] No.313202 del
>>313199
I blame Monke for this.
If you were in a better mood, I would've seen top quality barrel cooking photos.


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 06:02:57 [Preview] No.313203 del
>>313198
One day baby, we're going to leave all of this behind.


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 06:03:45 [Preview] No.313204 del
>>313200
Every third step, do a squat.


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 06:04:14 [Preview] No.313205 del
>>313200
Good luck.


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 06:04:15 [Preview] No.313206 del
>>313202
I even purchased a $25 bag of seppo Kingsford competition charcoal briquettes for the occassion yesterday.


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 06:04:35 [Preview] No.313207 del
>>313204
Refuse to sit in the interview.


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 06:06:09 [Preview] No.313208 del
>>313206
Phwoah.
Cunt deserves a big punch in the dick.


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 06:06:25 [Preview] No.313209 del
>>313207
He should do star jumps in the interview.


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 06:07:54 [Preview] No.313210 del
>>313209
#zerodaysoff #gohardorgohome


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 06:08:35 [Preview] No.313211 del
Looking at them.


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 06:08:48 [Preview] No.313212 del
>>313210
3 days off the standards and mongbeans will do it.


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 06:09:30 [Preview] No.313213 del
>>313211
Your balls?


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 06:10:09 [Preview] No.313215 del
>>313214
I'm sure i know where this is.


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 06:10:50 [Preview] No.313216 del
>>313215
Payneham


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 06:11:21 [Preview] No.313217 del
>>313216
Plympton rather


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 06:11:40 [Preview] No.313218 del
>>313211
You have a pretty comfy view. I see a brick wall and concrete.


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 06:12:02 [Preview] No.313219 del
>>313216
>>313217
Hmm. Maybe I don't.


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 06:12:50 [Preview] No.313220 del
>>313218
I can't see anything.


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 06:13:30 [Preview] No.313221 del


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 06:15:02 [Preview] No.313222 del
I have a 240gb SSD with 80gb free. I am splitting 70gb off to its own partition. Roughly how long will this take?


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 06:15:13 [Preview] No.313223 del
>>313221
You're not snooping correctly.


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 06:15:57 [Preview] No.313224 del


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 06:16:21 [Preview] No.313225 del
>>313222
Less than 2 seconds


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 06:16:42 [Preview] No.313226 del


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 06:16:51 [Preview] No.313227 del
>>313218
You see a tree. It looks nicer than my concrete and brick.


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 06:17:05 [Preview] No.313228 del
I can no longer watch youtube on this laptop


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 06:17:13 [Preview] No.313229 del


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 06:17:36 [Preview] No.313230 del


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 06:18:16 [Preview] No.313231 del


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 06:19:21 [Preview] No.313232 del
>>313228
Time to get a new one. A $500 one will be adequate to your needs.


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 06:19:46 [Preview] No.313233 del
>>313141
I'm sure you did.


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 06:19:50 [Preview] No.313234 del
i might need to shit in my car on the drive home


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 06:20:35 [Preview] No.313235 del
>>313232
he should demand one from his employer


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 06:21:14 [Preview] No.313236 del
>>313234
Why not shit in your pants?


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 06:21:15 [Preview] No.313237 del
>>313232
/Might go to cashies.


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 06:21:38 [Preview] No.313238 del
>>313235
My team leader got one that she'll never use.
I probably should.


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 06:22:18 [Preview] No.313239 del
>>313236
You need rubber bands to make it work right.


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 06:22:29 [Preview] No.313240 del
>Google has agreed to pay Nine Entertainment Co more than $30 million a year for use of its news content, in a major breakthrough ahead of the introduction of new media bargaining laws

idiots


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 06:22:43 [Preview] No.313241 del
>>313239
You can have one of the rubber bands I keep around my balls if you want.


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 06:23:59 [Preview] No.313242 del
>>313239
I'll make sure to wash it first, of course.


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 06:24:10 [Preview] No.313243 del
>>313241
It wont work. I need two.


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 06:25:18 [Preview] No.313244 del
>>313236
it will start there, but it will probably fall out of my pants
knowing my luck, one of my big toilet cloggers will roll under the brake or accelerator pedals and cause an accident


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 06:25:22 [Preview] No.313245 del
>>313242
IT WONT WORK


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 06:25:40 [Preview] No.313246 del
What's on the tele tonight?
Is the car show on?


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 06:26:03 [Preview] No.313247 del
>>313244
This is why you need two rubber bands.


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 06:26:22 [Preview] No.313248 del
>>313246
it is at 6.30
retrieving some polish car from poland or something from memory


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 06:26:42 [Preview] No.313249 del
>>313246
Standard globohomo propaganda.


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 06:26:45 [Preview] No.313250 del
>>313240
What a waste but Google isn't skint on cash.


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 06:27:23 [Preview] No.313251 del
>>313250
they might get smart and turn it into a bidding war in each country
ie we'll only pay one news provider


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 06:27:56 [Preview] No.313252 del
i'm getting the flock out of here
bws, kfc, car show on tele


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 06:28:00 [Preview] No.313253 del
Went to sign up to some units for this coming semester at uni.
Almost squirted my brain out when I saw I'd been automatically auto-enrolled into 4 units.
Turns out its just 1 this semester, 3 next semester. That's good, much better than the other way around. No way I could handle 3 in this mental state.
What a relief.


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 06:28:33 [Preview] No.313254 del
>>313248
Cool.
The NEETs better shut up tonight, I thought you were being over the top with Shh'ing them but I get it now.


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 06:29:11 [Preview] No.313255 del
Car shows are gay


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 06:29:16 [Preview] No.313256 del
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>>313211
Looking at them


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 06:29:21 [Preview] No.313257 del
>>313251
Unfortunately I think Murdoch has a share in Nine.


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 06:29:47 [Preview] No.313258 del
>>313253
Start preparing for what you need.


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 06:30:18 [Preview] No.313259 del
>>313256
Well view'd


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 06:30:33 [Preview] No.313260 del
>>313257
The kike basically runs the show.


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 06:30:44 [Preview] No.313261 del
>>313249
I've been thinking about Bendigo Bank all day.
Did you know they are the 5th biggest bank in Australia and are over 100 years old.
It's got the security of a well oiled financial institution and local enough to have that warm Australian charm.
All the perks without the fuss with 100 branches in Australia.


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 06:31:10 [Preview] No.313262 del


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 06:31:31 [Preview] No.313263 del
>>313252
Get a fancy goon bag, then put it in the freezer and have wine slushies.


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 06:32:14 [Preview] No.313264 del
>>313253
>Almost squirted
Hot.
Good luck.
I didn't enrol this semester.


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 06:32:48 [Preview] No.313265 del
>>313255
You're just bitter because you weren't invited.


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 06:33:30 [Preview] No.313266 del
>>313256
What are they?


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 06:33:37 [Preview] No.313267 del
>>313261
What's with the ad-post?


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 06:34:16 [Preview] No.313268 del
5:30 sundown anxiety is in full swing
Don't know what to do Don't know what to do Don't know what to doooooooooFFFFUUUUCUCUCUCUCKCKCKKKKKK
Even looking at jobs on seek is basically giving me a heart attack


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 06:36:43 [Preview] No.313269 del
>>313256
Very well composed image.


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 06:37:56 [Preview] No.313270 del
>>313267
It's because I watched TV yesterday.
Big brained NEETs would get it.


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 06:37:59 [Preview] No.313271 del
>>313268
Sun downers. Have a meditate.


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 06:39:24 [Preview] No.313272 del
>>313270
>watching tv
>big brain


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 06:40:39 [Preview] No.313273 del
>>313272
I don't get it.


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 06:41:39 [Preview] No.313274 del
1hr since my mini boongery.
Now to settle in for the night.
Going to have a couple salad rolls and eat some doritoes.


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 06:44:29 [Preview] No.313275 del
Reading Jack London. Fantasising about mead or gin.


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 06:44:47 [Preview] No.313276 del
>>313268
do a Certificate III in Pathology Collection


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 06:45:27 [Preview] No.313277 del
>>313276
Not him, but why do you recommend that?


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 06:46:27 [Preview] No.313278 del
>>313277
peepeepoopoo


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 06:46:46 [Preview] No.313279 del
Can we please get a flag of a sunset

I wanna be known as SundownNEET from now on


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 06:49:15 [Preview] No.313280 del
>>313274
>doritos
Which flavour?


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 06:49:32 [Preview] No.313281 del
>>313279
>naming yourself
Good lord, one was bad enough.


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 06:49:44 [Preview] No.313282 del
>>313279
SundownerNEET.


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 06:50:27 [Preview] No.313283 del
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Holy fucking shit I am CRAVING! some standos
Restless leg syndrome
Pacing around for now reason

Too scared to open and edit my resume because it will just remind me of my failures and the gaps in it

I need to be on a beach somewhere with 10k in the bank and a plan that I genuinely believe I will execute when I get home and 'restart' my life. Fuuuck I'm wiggin out in these 4 walls. Might go get an iced tea and walk around for no reason, but that poses the risk of the sundown mong overtaking my body and forcing me to buy some standoes


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 06:52:48 [Preview] No.313284 del
>>313283
>Restless leg syndrome
You need 20 standos for that, they are basically medicine for you in these circumstances, you do not need to feel guilty.


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 06:56:09 [Preview] No.313285 del
I'm gonna walk to Coles.
It's a 15 minute walk.
Maybe sweating will help with the anxiety.


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 06:56:15 [Preview] No.313286 del
>>313279
You will need to make one the appropriate size as the flags, and the background either needs to be transparent or made the colour of the post.


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 06:57:26 [Preview] No.313287 del
>>313281
nuro did not name himself


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 06:58:17 [Preview] No.313288 del
>>313283
Look at some of the beaches in Andalusia.


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 06:58:48 [Preview] No.313289 del
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>>313283
take the orange pill


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 06:59:14 [Preview] No.313290 del
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>>313285
>I'm gonna walk to Coles.
get me 30kgs of standards thanks


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 07:00:02 [Preview] No.313292 del
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downNEET


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 07:00:48 [Preview] No.313293 del
My partition is done.


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 07:01:00 [Preview] No.313294 del
>>313283
All those stains on the wall are her poo poo.


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 07:03:29 [Preview] No.313295 del


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 07:03:52 [Preview] No.313296 del
>>313293
i told em it would take a while

no one listened


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 07:07:00 [Preview] No.313297 del
>>313290
With what name?


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 07:07:40 [Preview] No.313298 del
>>313290
>>313297
The quality could be improved.


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 07:09:57 [Preview] No.313299 del
>>313290
>>313292
lol. DownsNEET.


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 07:10:14 [Preview] No.313300 del
>>313297
>>313298
Yeah, don't use it
You can't tell what it's going to look like til it's posted here.


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 07:15:01 [Preview] No.313301 del
Tones rammed a gloved fist up my arse in a fit of rage once.


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 07:16:09 [Preview] No.313302 del
>>313301
Did you like it?


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 07:17:26 [Preview] No.313303 del
(876.00 B 19x12 3.png)
(776.00 B 19x12 4.png)
Big brained NEETs will recognise this as an extra chromosome.


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 07:18:02 [Preview] No.313304 del
>>313261
yeah but they are mostly exposed to morgages in victoria. THe property market there is going to implode.


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 07:19:28 [Preview] No.313305 del
>>313303
The name as Downs?
Which one, 3 or 4?


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 07:20:04 [Preview] No.313306 del
>>313304
Sounds like he is writing out a ad.


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 07:20:13 [Preview] No.313307 del
>>313304
>THe property market there is going to implode.
when?


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 07:21:24 [Preview] No.313308 del
>>313307
I dunno. when intrest rates climb to fucking non-zero.


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 07:22:52 [Preview] No.313309 del
>>313305
I leave these decisions in your capable hands.


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 07:23:18 [Preview] No.313310 del
Connected 9live to the smart Tbox.


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 07:25:45 [Preview] No.313311 del
>>313292
Agent 47 in hitman is named after the fact that he has one extra chromosome. The ultimate mong assassin.


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 07:25:54 [Preview] No.313312 del
Watching Tanked.


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 07:26:29 [Preview] No.313313 del
Check my sexy numbers.


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 07:28:04 [Preview] No.313314 del
>>313311
I have never met suh a mong.


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 07:28:44 [Preview] No.313315 del
Unlicensed practicing of proctology in rural and remote indigenous communities.


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 07:29:39 [Preview] No.313316 del


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 07:30:45 [Preview] No.313317 del
>>313315
I'm going bush tomorrow to test out the old vinyl gloves.


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 07:34:50 [Preview] No.313318 del
>>313303
kek finally someone with some more FLAGINATION


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 07:35:25 [Preview] No.313319 del
>>313252
ended up skipping kfc to do a poo
poo wont flush
getting uber pajeets


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 07:36:12 [Preview] No.313320 del
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NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 07:38:19 [Preview] No.313321 del
BO fucked the board by adding a new flag.


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 07:41:27 [Preview] No.313322 del
i did a post about skipping kfc to do a big poo and the poo not flushing and now getting uber pajeets but it didnt post for some reason
i blame nuro


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 07:42:48 [Preview] No.313323 del
its now storming

my house is spotless after cleaning it today

i am spotless and have a cup a off good

i have reached peak comfy


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 07:43:12 [Preview] No.313324 del
Nuro massage


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 07:43:35 [Preview] No.313325 del


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 07:48:07 [Preview] No.313326 del
fuckin servers ran out of paprika or somethink


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 07:49:26 [Preview] No.313327 del
>>313122
I took the test for that, I would have gotten in if it wasn't for my abysmally low maths mark, to this day I'm a total mong with numbers.
>>313153
Night mate.
>>313248
Got mummybot to record that one for me.
31 degrees today in Shitbourne, lockdown is lifting tonight, thank God, going down to my mate's place to engage in some boongery at midnight, before that I'll try to knock most of that RSA course out of the way.


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 07:50:58 [Preview] No.313328 del
Walked to the hip shopping street to go shoppin
Got some tiger buns, some deli meats, some other random groceries and a 4 pack of some hipster beer that I didn't realise was infused with kambucha. Cost me $18, coulda got some oaties for that.
Was nice to be out and about seeing other normal people and checking out hot shielas. The afternoon anxiety is mostly gone. SHould do that walk more often

Gonna have some hot soppressa with mustard in a roll before hitting the balcony for a can and a dart
Might have a choof later


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 07:51:33 [Preview] No.313329 del
Possum tested out some vinyl gloves in my bush once.


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 07:52:18 [Preview] No.313330 del
i still can't believe this website i pay $0/month too is down all the time
ridiculous


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 08:02:07 [Preview] No.313331 del
Today has been a bad day NEETS


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 08:08:27 [Preview] No.313332 del
today was a bad day NEETS


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 08:09:29 [Preview] No.313333 del
Hopefully site fixes itself soon. I sent a message on the IRC


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 08:10:19 [Preview] No.313334 del
Can't post NEETs, unsure why


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 08:11:53 [Preview] No.313335 del
had a southern belle boiger and a chips and a large cok and a strawbesyry sundaye


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 08:12:41 [Preview] No.313336 del
testing


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 08:13:53 [Preview] No.313337 del
>>313317
I can't post, any idea why


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 08:19:55 [Preview] No.313338 del
>>312903
Its a psyop


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 08:32:43 [Preview] No.313341 del
Alleged drunk driver ploughs car through fish and chip shop at Plympton | 7NEWS

https://youtube.com/watch?v=xe1bdT0Hqwc [Embed]


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 08:35:05 [Preview] No.313342 del
Test


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 08:47:40 [Preview] No.313343 del
fucken webshite has ruined my evenin


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 08:47:53 [Preview] No.313344 del
Test


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 08:52:49 [Preview] No.313345 del
>>313332
What happened neet?


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 08:53:30 [Preview] No.313346 del
>>313343
Have a wank.


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 08:53:36 [Preview] No.313347 del
>>313337
Yeah that was me, sorry. I was downloading Boong porn, a lot of it.


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 08:53:50 [Preview] No.313348 del
>>313331
>>313332
what happened mate


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 08:53:50 [Preview] No.313349 del
>>313343
You should use the other site when this site goes down.


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 08:54:33 [Preview] No.313350 del
>>313349
i can't
he hates me


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 08:55:03 [Preview] No.313351 del
>>313328
$6 a beer is pricey


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 08:56:00 [Preview] No.313352 del
>>313341
Installing a speed camera should fix it. That's the solution in NSW to make the roads safety.


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 08:56:17 [Preview] No.313353 del
>>313350
He loves you!


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 08:56:59 [Preview] No.313354 del
>>313335
Sounds like a good combo for you to order it again.


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 08:57:31 [Preview] No.313355 del
>>313331
I need to know more!


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 08:58:17 [Preview] No.313356 del
>>313327
RSA course then boongery makes me laugh.


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 08:58:46 [Preview] No.313357 del
>>313323
Based.


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 09:00:08 [Preview] No.313358 del
>>313322
It was cool how he changed the Polish car from a positive to a negative earth.


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 09:01:22 [Preview] No.313359 del
>>313350
You have two flags.


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 09:02:28 [Preview] No.313360 del
>>313327
> engage in some boongery
unna


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 09:04:54 [Preview] No.313361 del
slow cooking muy roast instead of grilling the fuck out of it has left me hungry

fark


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 09:05:26 [Preview] No.313362 del
>>313358
spoiler these things please, Sperg's mummybot is recording the episode for him to watch later


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 09:05:34 [Preview] No.313363 del
>>313361
Pressure cooker?


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 09:06:02 [Preview] No.313364 del
>>313361
it will melt in your mouth like the most succulent blueblock


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 09:06:14 [Preview] No.313365 del
Had many bad dreams, sleep all day but it was very hot and loud cars woke me up.
Felt sick, salt taste in mouth, hot flashes.
Couldn't play vidya, mods are asleep and hackers even in official servers.
Come to aus/NNETS/ but couldn't post.
feelsbadman


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 09:06:27 [Preview] No.313366 del
As Time Goes By is on Gem.
Dame Judy in her absolute prime.


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 09:07:10 [Preview] No.313367 del
>>313362
She can only read euroboong language.


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 09:07:15 [Preview] No.313368 del
>>313330
There is a donations page now if you want to pay for the experience.


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 09:07:52 [Preview] No.313369 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Ta4535Y8xYE [Embed]


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 09:08:27 [Preview] No.313370 del
>>313366
That was actually a lovely series. The girl that played the PA was cute too.


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 09:08:29 [Preview] No.313371 del
>>313361
Fuck your life amirite?


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 09:08:39 [Preview] No.313372 del
>>313365
Have a wank / goon binge.


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 09:09:13 [Preview] No.313373 del
While the board was down I submitted a job application. Even customised my cover letter template a fair bit for it.
Now just have to remain sane so I don't freak out if I get a call from them.
This kombucha beer is shit, haven't even had 2 yet. Maybe thats the secret. Only 1 stando each too.

Fuck its hot, almost too hot for a wank


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 09:09:49 [Preview] No.313374 del
>>313370
I downloaded it all a year or so ago and watched it all.
It was nice.


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 09:10:39 [Preview] No.313375 del
>>313366
I only just recently watched the Christmas special from last year.


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 09:10:52 [Preview] No.313376 del
COOL THONG GUY HERE


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 09:11:15 [Preview] No.313377 del
Back to having three ausneets open.
I have told myself many times that it'll never happen again.


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 09:11:27 [Preview] No.313378 del
>>313373
>I submitted a job application
Well done. Good luck.


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 09:11:46 [Preview] No.313379 del
>>313376
WHY IS THERE NO THONG MEMEFLAG?????? I CANt BE COOL THONG GUY WITHOUT COOL THONG GUY MEMEFLAG


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 09:12:17 [Preview] No.313380 del
>>313374
Yes, it was. I feel a bit sad watching those sorts of things.
The bloke died last year, unfortunately.


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 09:13:08 [Preview] No.313381 del
WHO ELSE HERE /THONGPILLED/


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 09:13:31 [Preview] No.313382 del
THONG


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 09:14:03 [Preview] No.313383 del
I wear thongs literally everywhere I can. Even in winter


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 09:14:14 [Preview] No.313384 del
>>313373
Good to hear you made productive use of the Downtime.


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 09:14:24 [Preview] No.313385 del
>>313382
PLUGGA


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 09:14:51 [Preview] No.313386 del
WHEN I LOOKED UP THONG ON GOOGLE AND WENT INTO IMAGES I SAW A BUNCH OF TIGHT WOMENS UNDERWEAR WTF


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 09:16:11 [Preview] No.313387 del
>>313383
Body positivity is important to every NEET.


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 09:16:29 [Preview] No.313388 del
>>313373
>kombucha
It's a hipster scam desu, It reminds me a lot of the fermented brown bread drink I used to get in Russia- except that was cheap as shit because it was really just bread and water- and kombucha is expensive.


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 09:17:10 [Preview] No.313389 del
>>313386
You needed it!


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 09:17:48 [Preview] No.313390 del
>>313388
>I used to get in Russia
Hmmmmmmmmm


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 09:18:27 [Preview] No.313391 del
>>313377
what happening on 8kun?


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 09:18:43 [Preview] No.313392 del
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>>313363
>>313364
>>313371
that would be unbased... simply delicious


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 09:19:16 [Preview] No.313393 del
>>313379
thats my flag, your not cool enough. go and wear crocs.


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 09:19:49 [Preview] No.313394 del
>>313392
You are missing two veg


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 09:21:27 [Preview] No.313395 del
>>313388
There is probably some benefit to having it in your diet, but people treated it as all-at-once approach and thinking their body is like a car. Only needing periodically maintence and she'll be right.


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 09:21:43 [Preview] No.313396 del
>>313392
Based.


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 09:21:49 [Preview] No.313397 del
>>313393
WAIT HOW DID YOU DO THAT
I AM UNIRONICALLY A NEWFAG


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 09:22:14 [Preview] No.313398 del
>>313394
Nuro doesn't need vegetables.


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 09:23:35 [Preview] No.313399 del
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>>313390
It's Kvass.
They sell it in bottles like soda, but it isn't sweet.
Oftentimes you see a comfy person wheeling around this little tank that thy sell it from.
It only costs a few cents, so if you see a vendor it's like "may as well drink kvass"


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 09:24:04 [Preview] No.313400 del
>>313393
IF YOU DONT TELL ME HOW TO USE THONG MEMEFLAG I WILL RUIN 8KUN AND ENDCHAN AUS/POL/ JUST LIKE 4CUCK AUS/POL/


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 09:24:28 [Preview] No.313401 del
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Thinking of getting a couple more standards. Maybe two long necks.

Also thinking of rearranging my lounge room so that I don't face the window. I'd miss the view sure, but I'd get less of the sunset. Might be better.

Might buy this desk soon too. 300mm longer than my current 'table'. Costs less than a bag of coke too.


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 09:24:56 [Preview] No.313402 del
>>313400
Calm down.


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 09:25:42 [Preview] No.313403 del
>>313401
You'll miss the venetians.


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 09:25:58 [Preview] No.313404 del
Test


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 09:26:19 [Preview] No.313405 del
>>313392
Looks good Nuro. You didn't burn the sweet potato fries this time.


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 09:26:28 [Preview] No.313406 del
>>313398
Nuro is an apex predator. He eats those who eat vegetables.


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 09:26:35 [Preview] No.313407 del
>>313400
Calm down BabyNEET


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 09:27:02 [Preview] No.313408 del
anybody noticed how much blokes called mustafa hate that "mustafa shit" joke?


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 09:27:36 [Preview] No.313409 del
It's funny how many poo jokes you can make about poo coloured skin


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 09:27:41 [Preview] No.313410 del
the downs flag looks like hotdog snags


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 09:27:52 [Preview] No.313411 del
>>313401
Just check your local OP shop if the desk is expensive. Sometimes you can find something there pretty cheap.


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 09:27:58 [Preview] No.313412 del
>>313400
There is a flag menu on the post box at the top of the page.


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 09:28:08 [Preview] No.313413 del
Gotten to the part of the day when I'm too tired to think or do anything, but it's still too early to sleep.


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 09:28:15 [Preview] No.313414 del
FEEL FREE TO APOLOGISE FOR THE DOWN TIME ANY TIME YOU LIKE, PAPRIKA NEET


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 09:28:36 [Preview] No.313415 del
>>313406
Based.


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 09:28:47 [Preview] No.313416 del
>>313413
check out pictures of dame judy


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 09:29:00 [Preview] No.313417 del
>>313410
Perhaps they can be a binge flag too.


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 09:29:06 [Preview] No.313418 del
BOOZE DASH


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 09:29:36 [Preview] No.313419 del


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 09:30:11 [Preview] No.313420 del
>>313398
Nah nuro cant count to three


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 09:30:20 [Preview] No.313421 del
>>313409
Pajeet is under enough stress delivering NEETs food and grog.


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 09:30:26 [Preview] No.313422 del
>>313412
THANKS
>>313407
BABYNEET MORE LIKE BABYSNEED


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 09:30:37 [Preview] No.313423 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=U3X4u6nfyAw [Embed]


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 09:31:21 [Preview] No.313424 del
>>313420
meat + 2 veg
it's like alegebras


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 09:31:45 [Preview] No.313425 del
>>313405
>>313396
thanks i properly defrosted the meat and let the oven warm up properly instead of just throwing everything in a hellfire

feeling healed, unboonged, a few standards down but chilled

best part is thats only half of the roast and there is ample oppurtunity for second dinner


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 09:32:30 [Preview] No.313426 del
>>313414
what a fuckwit boong using my flag


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 09:33:13 [Preview] No.313427 del
COOL THONG GUY HERE
IM SIGNING OFF FOR THE NIGHT
STAY COOL AND /THONGPILLED/, THONG BROS


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 09:33:23 [Preview] No.313428 del
>>313425
>second dinner
Nuro you are losing your aesthetics with this over-eating.


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 09:33:45 [Preview] No.313429 del
>>313427
Good night.


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 09:34:00 [Preview] No.313430 del
>>313423
Lovely.


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 09:34:20 [Preview] No.313431 del
>>313427
goodnight, Possum


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 09:34:26 [Preview] No.313432 del
>>313427
Thong on brother.


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 09:35:42 [Preview] No.313433 del
>>313415
No, he eats those at the base of the food pyramid.


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 09:35:55 [Preview] No.313434 del
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>>313428
Nurgle 2021 beckons.


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 09:36:23 [Preview] No.313435 del
>>313427
Good night Random. Sleep tight.


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 09:36:30 [Preview] No.313436 del
Been thinking of getting together the neet band. Can any of you actually play any musical instruments?


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 09:37:38 [Preview] No.313437 del
>>313436
a few of us can bang our cutlery on the table at dinner time in an almost rhythmic manner


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 09:38:01 [Preview] No.313438 del
>>313395
People do an awful lot of things based on probably


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 09:38:10 [Preview] No.313439 del
>>313436
I have several cd's of flute music if that counts.


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 09:38:36 [Preview] No.313440 del
>>313434
Bigger is better. Next time nuro hits a car on his bike, it'll be the driver who needs xrays.


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 09:39:03 [Preview] No.313441 del
>>313437
I can play the microwave


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 09:39:24 [Preview] No.313442 del
>>313439
you still owe us a vocaroo, fluteNOOT. I do NOT forget.


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 09:39:30 [Preview] No.313443 del
I actually followed up my pasta dinner an hour later with a small peanut butter and jam sandwich. No regrets.


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 09:39:39 [Preview] No.313444 del
>>313437
>cutlery
la de da


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 09:39:59 [Preview] No.313445 del
>>313438
It makes you wonder if ice-cream causes murders.


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 09:40:35 [Preview] No.313446 del
>>313443
You're just carb loading ahead of a big day tomorrow. No shame in that.


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 09:40:42 [Preview] No.313447 del
>>313444
Do you eat with your hands and feet?


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 09:41:29 [Preview] No.313448 del


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 09:41:31 [Preview] No.313449 del
>>313380
I felt the same wen I watched Keeping Up Appearances.


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 09:42:19 [Preview] No.313450 del
>>313391
That thong guy is there too.


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 09:42:58 [Preview] No.313451 del
>>313449
You're probably being funny, but yes, I can see that. Relationships, particularly ones that actually last, must be nice.


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 09:43:38 [Preview] No.313452 del
>>313404
It looks pretty good tbh, not worth killing the site over though.


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 09:43:44 [Preview] No.313453 del
>>313436
>>313444
I chew with my mouth open, which will help give our boy band a unique sound.


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 09:44:21 [Preview] No.313454 del
>>313414
We had to get you yet another flag.


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 09:45:34 [Preview] No.313455 del
>>313442
He doesn't participate in our community events.


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 09:46:47 [Preview] No.313456 del
>>313453
Disgusting.


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 09:46:56 [Preview] No.313457 del
I'm going through this guy's channel.
He is very comfy viewing for people in to history.
He doesn't go down the excitable conspiracy/mong path like so many others.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=zeCbz2NFNqg [Embed]


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 09:47:25 [Preview] No.313458 del
>>313451
What?
It;s a tv show.


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 09:47:31 [Preview] No.313459 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=TGnFpXi_MNc [Embed]


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 09:48:04 [Preview] No.313460 del
>>313458
I am well aware of what it is, and saw every episode.


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 09:48:26 [Preview] No.313461 del
>>313456
I'm tired of certain neets on here flaunting their good home privilege. I'm proud of who I am and where I come from.


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 09:48:32 [Preview] No.313462 del
>>313445
probably


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 09:49:47 [Preview] No.313463 del
>>313460
I don't understand this post >>313451


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 09:50:19 [Preview] No.313464 del
>>313461
If you are eating with anyone they will notice it immediately. It's why it's vile.


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 09:51:06 [Preview] No.313465 del
>>313462
Look it up, its a true correlation.


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 09:51:46 [Preview] No.313466 del
Perhaps we could all vary our diets to produce different farting sounds and make a farting band


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 09:52:22 [Preview] No.313467 del
>>313463
Hyacinth and Richard Bucket
Jean and Lionel Hardcastle


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 09:52:45 [Preview] No.313468 del
>>313466
Diet isn't the determining factor on pitch. It is gape.
Most of us are below audible range.


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 09:53:51 [Preview] No.313469 del
>>313467
Oh. Well, yeah. That's the charm of those shows.


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 09:53:58 [Preview] No.313470 del
>>313468
That NEET who farts himself awake can do the chorus.


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 09:54:06 [Preview] No.313471 del
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>>313453
We will be the aussie version of WORLD ORDER


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 09:54:55 [Preview] No.313472 del
>>313468
...we could compensate by adding an effects pedal


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 09:56:23 [Preview] No.313473 del
>>313471
i will always find it strange that the main guy in WORLD ORDER is a former MMA fighter and now a politician


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 09:56:54 [Preview] No.313474 del
That walk and job application has put me in a good mood. I feel like I can sit down to a moofie or a game guilt free given that I've done something half productive with my day.

Might continue my project downloading images of foxes using this API https://randomfox.ca/ or sits down for some NEETflix and a long neck.


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 09:59:22 [Preview] No.313475 del
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NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 09:59:44 [Preview] No.313476 del
>>313471
I was thinking more of a plus sized version of the back street boys, or perhaps a banjo powered bon jovi cover band.


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 09:59:56 [Preview] No.313477 del
>>313471
Gook night NEET. Sleep tight.


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 10:00:35 [Preview] No.313478 del
>>313474
I'm still trying to find a google images sccuddler to help me build my boong porn collection.


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 10:01:01 [Preview] No.313479 del


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 10:01:08 [Preview] No.313480 del
>>313475
He has that asymmetrical harrison ford style smile.


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 10:01:50 [Preview] No.313481 del
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NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 10:02:33 [Preview] No.313482 del
>>313399
Hot the fuck is the farmer not using that for liquid fertilizer in the off season.


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 10:03:36 [Preview] No.313483 del
>>313481
Cant say I've missed the boongposting.


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 10:05:01 [Preview] No.313484 del
>>313471
Japs are happy that the nikkei is over 30 000


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 10:06:17 [Preview] No.313485 del
>>313450
No I'm not. Its an imposter.


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 10:06:24 [Preview] No.313486 del
>>313484
America is fucked now, so the future will belong to the gooks.


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 10:06:46 [Preview] No.313487 del
>>313481
I've missed those tits.


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 10:07:34 [Preview] No.313488 del
>>313485
Maybe you're the imposter.


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 10:09:03 [Preview] No.313489 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Pg8R3OfUdIc [Embed]


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 10:09:38 [Preview] No.313490 del
>>313485
We are all thong neet


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 10:10:15 [Preview] No.313491 del
>>313465
There is a correlation between having a wank and having tendies in the freezer


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 10:10:20 [Preview] No.313492 del
What if an important named neet died, and some imposter nameless neet has now taken his place?


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 10:10:42 [Preview] No.313493 del
Figured out googled the regex for text after the last forward slash in a string.
That's enough big brain work for today.
Wank time.


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 10:11:49 [Preview] No.313494 del
>>313490
I'm g-string neet. My superpower is to turn into a g-string, and conceal myself in wardrobes and the underwear section of stores.


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 10:12:39 [Preview] No.313495 del
Still haven't wanked to those Brandi Love vids yet.


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 10:14:09 [Preview] No.313496 del
>>313491
The chance of being molested while having a high number of tendies is also high.


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 10:14:38 [Preview] No.313497 del
>>313492
We'll adapt. That's why they need to write a will notify someone to tell us.


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 10:15:05 [Preview] No.313498 del
>>313493
What was it?


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 10:15:20 [Preview] No.313499 del
>>313495
Have a wank.


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 10:15:39 [Preview] No.313500 del
Good night NEETs. Sleep well.


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 10:16:59 [Preview] No.313501 del
>>313499
([^/]+$)


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 10:17:47 [Preview] No.313502 del
>>313500
Good night NEET


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 10:20:31 [Preview] No.313503 del
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Goodnight NEETs

>>313500
Goodnight NEET


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 10:22:18 [Preview] No.313504 del
En route to the gym. Horrendous farts.


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 10:22:34 [Preview] No.313505 del
>>313503
night, ken
i'd prolly cuddle you


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 10:23:01 [Preview] No.313506 del
>>313492
There are conspiracy theorists who say this has already happened with monk


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 10:23:11 [Preview] No.313507 del
>>313503
Gook night, best neet.


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 10:24:08 [Preview] No.313508 del
>>313483
sorry neet, no more boong posting.


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 10:24:27 [Preview] No.313509 del
>>313504
Knock 'em dead. Actually, I thought late night gym neet was in melbourne


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 10:25:04 [Preview] No.313510 del
I dislike when neets are rude to the Magyar. We should be good guests but the neets from bad homes have a sense of false entitlement.


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 10:25:06 [Preview] No.313511 del
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second dinnered

not even that full


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 10:25:53 [Preview] No.313512 del
>>313509
I often post about my trips to the gym. I'm in Adelaide which is why I talk about the North Terrace boongs.


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 10:26:08 [Preview] No.313513 del
>>313503
those eyes hiding the tears


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 10:26:50 [Preview] No.313514 del
>>313510
Nuro was rude, Wombo was just ribbing him


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 10:27:41 [Preview] No.313515 del
>>313503
Gook night.


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 10:28:47 [Preview] No.313516 del
>>31350
Night


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 10:28:55 [Preview] No.313517 del
>>313511
>not even that full
Have a third dinner.


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 10:29:29 [Preview] No.313518 del


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 10:30:26 [Preview] No.313519 del
>>313510
The Hun should feel privileged that we are here,.


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 10:31:19 [Preview] No.313520 del
Mid 30's in Adelaide still


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 10:32:58 [Preview] No.313521 del
>>313510
I know what you mean, but I'm a bigot and it's just my nature to look down upon all things eastern european.


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 10:34:04 [Preview] No.313522 del
>>313511
EAT NURO. GROW STRONG.


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 10:34:31 [Preview] No.313523 del
>>313520
24 here. House is still in the 30s for sure. Gonna be tough to sleep.
Gotta be awake by 6:30 for the wage too.


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 10:35:46 [Preview] No.313524 del
>>313521
Also, I don't like southern europeans. Or the french. Or the irish.


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 10:36:07 [Preview] No.313525 del
So here's my plan.
I'll get that bigger desk, another dual monitor mount arm, a 3rd monitor and a laptop vesa thing, and have 3 monitors + the macbook mounted. That way I can switch between 3 monitors for windows/loonix and the macbook + 2 monitors for macOS. Tie it together with a kvm / bluetooth and should be able to switch between the two on the fly.


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 10:36:48 [Preview] No.313526 del
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>>313517
i actually have some mars bars icecremas


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 10:38:32 [Preview] No.313527 del
sleepin in teh livin room tonite


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 10:39:54 [Preview] No.313528 del
Shitey and Shire please post updates. Big ones.


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 10:40:29 [Preview] No.313529 del
>>313528
With bulges.


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 10:41:27 [Preview] No.313530 del
>>313526
Good, but the snickers ones are better.


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 10:42:04 [Preview] No.313531 del
Which neet bought a large screen tv as a monitor then broke it? Was it possum?


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 10:43:07 [Preview] No.313532 del
>>313528
Shitey caught the poojeta lady cheating on him with his turtle. He's now in relationship counselling.


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 10:44:20 [Preview] No.313533 del
>>313531
Possum dropped his new TV and lied^H^H^H^Hmisdirected about it


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 10:48:32 [Preview] No.313534 del
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>>313530
might have one *box*


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 10:49:23 [Preview] No.313535 del
>>313530
i will rember this advice


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 11:11:07 [Preview] No.313536 del
I'm an itchy guy, with itchy needs.


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 11:16:39 [Preview] No.313537 del
i feel sad now


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NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 11:31:28 [Preview] No.313540 del
I have a 400km drive tomorrow and it's going to be hot as fuck.
I'm also all itchy from the weather and can see getting to sleep being a struggle.


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 11:33:47 [Preview] No.313541 del
>>313356
Well they haven't said anything about not serving yourself.
>>313362
Thanks for looking out for me, I don't really mind stuff like a TV show getting spoiled for me though.
>>313367
>euroboong
That made me laugh a bit, my mummybot was actually an ESL teacher back in Poland though.
>>313373
Good work mate.
>>313392
Looks tasty.


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 11:33:49 [Preview] No.313542 del
>>313540
r u goin to pirie?


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 11:35:55 [Preview] No.313543 del
>>313540
>a 400km drive tomorrow
Big drive.


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 11:36:26 [Preview] No.313544 del
>>313542
or port vincent?


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 11:36:36 [Preview] No.313545 del
>>313541
>ESL teacher
Advanced Euroboong


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 11:37:18 [Preview] No.313546 del
>>313542
Near there, I'm going to go up through Snowtown I think. There's heaps of roadworks and shit along Pt Wakefield that I want to avoid.


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 11:40:24 [Preview] No.313547 del
>>313544
I will need to go to Kadina and !Marion Bay in the next couple months too.
There's a bunch of meetings with networkers.
I don't get why we can't skip this foreplay shit and she can't just send me the details of workers and clients and OT's and fucking whatever.
It'll be a half an hour conversation about shit we all already know, then 2 hours of big noting ourselves about the what if's and hopes and dreams.


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 11:41:19 [Preview] No.313548 del
>>313547
time spent networking or in the car is time spent not doing office bullshit


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 11:44:00 [Preview] No.313549 del
>>313548
Yeah, but then some other cunt will have a go about how they either had to deal with my clients while I was out, or not do anything and then I'll have more to do when I get back.
Friday I have meetings from 11am to 7pm.
The one that will end late is fine though, I'll just drink coffee and bill them for it.
The system is a joke but everyone seems reasonably happy with it/


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 11:45:08 [Preview] No.313550 del
>>313548
You're up late tonight, you usually have crashed by now.


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 11:46:06 [Preview] No.313552 del
>>313551
Her middle tit looks nice and squishy.


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 11:46:26 [Preview] No.313553 del
>>313550
I have a double brick house that's 38 degrees and one 1970's airconditioner in the living room


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 11:52:26 [Preview] No.313554 del
>>313553
Similar here, although there is another aircon in the bedroom.
The one in the lounge is pretty good, especially for how old it is but the one in the bedroom is mostly just a fan, the air isn't cooled much.


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 11:54:41 [Preview] No.313555 del
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I'm going to go lie in bed and hopefully get to sleep.
Good night friends.
More than likely, I'll keep posting from my phone, I feel wide awake.


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NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 12:01:24 [Preview] No.313557 del
Briefly mentioned to Monaro that if this all goes ahead, I may need to spend a few days away here and there.
She didn't seem impressed.
Maybe she knows what pirie sluts are like.


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 12:04:11 [Preview] No.313558 del
>>313555
Good night my friend.

Big pixels.


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 12:09:27 [Preview] No.313559 del
>>313540

>I have a 400km drive tomorrow

the heat has got to the NEET he is going walkabouts


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 12:16:38 [Preview] No.313560 del
>>313558
More than I meant to give.


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 12:18:15 [Preview] No.313561 del
>>313559
Heading out of kaurna land and gone to them mob up there.


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 12:37:15 [Preview] No.313562 del
Done at the gym. Good hard session. I'm looking to pick up some accessory lifts so I'm not only doing compound lifts. Whilst my strength has improved massively my arms aren't as big as I'd like so I think some isolation work might be in order. Having lunch with grannybot. She has picked some dero pub. I will try to talk her out of it on the day and go somewhere nicer. It isn't a money thing. I think she is just ignorant of the conditions of that pub.


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 12:47:26 [Preview] No.313563 del
>>313545
Exactly, I watched the show and enjoyed it a lot, I was scared they would turn the car into some ind of abomination but it was actually a very faithful restoration. Going to drive out for my boonging soon.


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 12:49:15 [Preview] No.313564 del
>>313562
You need to teach grannybot about google star ratings.


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 12:50:34 [Preview] No.313565 del
I don't want to sleep NEETs, more bad dreams will come


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 13:00:43 [Preview] No.313566 del
Stayed up too late watching moofie. Double seroquel, double Valium, having a beer hoping I can nod right off. Probably gonna sleep through 2 alarms and be late for the wage.
Fucking hot inside too. Gonna leave the front door open.
Fuckin wage man, tired of it


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 13:15:55 [Preview] No.313567 del
>>313566
I'll be coming in for late night therapist visit.


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 13:27:01 [Preview] No.313568 del
>>313566
Anon you're taking three different sedatives at the same time, and both diazepam and quetiapine are addictive.

What's the deal?


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 13:45:19 [Preview] No.313569 del
>>313568
>quetiapine are addictive.

its not its like bludging yourself with a brick, only usefull for meth addicts to end a binge


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 13:52:39 [Preview] No.313570 del
>>313569
Diazepam sure as shit is addictive
quetiapine is technically habit forming.
Drugs have laid my people so low.


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 13:52:47 [Preview] No.313571 del
FFS can't sleep


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 14:07:10 [Preview] No.313572 del
>>313570
i was only talking about quietapine


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 14:09:19 [Preview] No.313573 del
>>313572
How long were you on them for?


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 14:09:54 [Preview] No.313574 del
Need to sleep bad


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 14:10:53 [Preview] No.313575 del
>>313565
Give me some and I'll deal with the dreams for you


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 14:36:01 [Preview] No.313576 del
No sleep for NEET


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 14:37:03 [Preview] No.313577 del
>>313575
I don't think you want them NEET.
Honestly I don't even know why I get them, and if getting lucid nightmares isn't bad enough people mock me during the day for being tired and forgetful.


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 14:37:55 [Preview] No.313578 del
>>313577
Who are these people?


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 14:44:43 [Preview] No.313579 del
Alarm set for 4 and a half hours time


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 14:46:29 [Preview] No.313580 del
>>313578
mostly normies.
Being unaware of the nightmare problem and the related lack of sleep, they just think I'm lazy and semi-retarded.
Usually I get yelled at for being late in the mornings or fucking up simple tasks, genuinely I'm barely responsive in the mornings- I couldn't drive to work,I give nonsensical answers when spoken too, I forget where I put things, I'm just tired all the time.


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 15:00:10 [Preview] No.313581 del
>>313580
That's somewhat normal for most people but not to that extent.
Have you spoken to a gp?


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 17:01:39 [Preview] No.313582 del
I got up at 3.30, living the wage dream


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>>313582
HeeEey
morning


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 17:22:57 [Preview] No.313584 del
good evening NEETs


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 17:26:57 [Preview] No.313585 del
>>313584
ayo eurofag


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NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 18:12:53 [Preview] No.313590 del
Morning neeties. Feeling pretty cheerful this morning, in spite of tiredness. Let's see how the day turns out.


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 18:33:28 [Preview] No.313591 del
>>313590
morn mate-o


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 19:17:59 [Preview] No.313592 del
>>313590
morning


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 19:18:45 [Preview] No.313593 del
>>313525
Those monitor arms wobble.
They come up on Gumtree all the time tho


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 20:04:04 [Preview] No.313594 del
Mongdornernings

>>313568
Dépendant on seroquel
Using valium to replace the alcohol but its often not enough.
Got a half decent sleep. >6 hours. Groggy but not hungover at least.
The tiredness should give me a decent shot at no standards. Think its do-able


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 20:11:24 [Preview] No.313595 del
mordning
time for a mondster


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 20:33:35 [Preview] No.313596 del
Off to the cage. Can't find my fucking rfid tap card for the door


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 20:33:57 [Preview] No.313597 del
>>313584
>>313590
>>313591
>>313592
>>313594
>>313595
Good morning friends.
Ended up getting about 3 hrs sleep.
It's going to be a long, hot day.


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 20:35:26 [Preview] No.313598 del
>>313594
>Think its do-able
>>313594
>Off to the cage.
Good luck mate


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 20:35:34 [Preview] No.313599 del
>>313597
>Ended up getting about 3 hrs sleep.
fucking 5g man


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 20:53:42 [Preview] No.313600 del
paid a bill, bought a lotto ticket for tonight, ordered some mcdolans


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 21:00:55 [Preview] No.313602 del
>>313601
better than googles response


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 21:09:20 [Preview] No.313604 del
>>313602
i think journalists should start paying citizens for all the amateur footage they steal and broadcast each day


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NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 21:13:28 [Preview] No.313606 del
Off to face the day. Stay cool NEETies.


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 21:14:19 [Preview] No.313607 del
>>313539
kek

>>313540
Air conditioner!

>>313562
>Done at the gym. Good hard session.
Good work.

>I think she is just ignorant of the conditions of that pub.
Perhaps she likes seeing the boongs in there?

>>313567
>t. kindNEET

>>313586
I thought he only molested girls.

>>313587
Painful.

>>313588
Strange.

>>313589
>he catches his poo
Mong discussion.

>>313601
Only boomers get their news direct form Facebook

>>313603
If caught the charges would probably included importation of it. I am pretty sure if they can say it is a drug syndicate, the pigs can start taking assets.

>>313582
>>313583
>>313584
>>313590
>>313591
>>313592
>>313594
>>313595
>>313597
Good morning NEETs.


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NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 21:16:22 [Preview] No.313609 del
>Listen to the gruesome triple-0 call from a mentally-ill woman moments after she chopped off her own mum's HEAD – as her devastated sister reveals what caused the horrific killing
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9268503/The-triple-0-call-mentally-ill-woman-moments-chopped-mothers-HEAD.html


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 21:17:05 [Preview] No.313610 del
Wage poo to start the day
Thought I was gonna end up squirting my dacks at a red light on the way here, a horrible anxiety
Crotch is chafed a bit from wearing jeans
Woe


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NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 21:18:35 [Preview] No.313612 del
>>313610
>a horrible anxiety
You clenched well.


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 21:24:17 [Preview] No.313613 del
lol facebook killed the betoota advocate, the chaser, and the shovel pages too.


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 21:27:54 [Preview] No.313614 del
>>313613
Win some, loose some.


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 21:30:23 [Preview] No.313616 del
>>313614
i dont even have a bookface account
i just think all the screeching this morning is hilarious, given facebook said they were going to do this 2 months ago if the government persisted
perhaps some of these intrepid journalists could explain why they either didn't read the press release or didn't believe it


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 21:31:22 [Preview] No.313617 del
>Thousands of mice swarm a farm in horrifying video as a 'plague' of rodents terrorises regional Australia
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9268303/Thousands-mice-swarm-farm-horrifying-video-regional-NSW.html

Nuro's nightmare.
>'Horror movie scenes': Millions of giant beetles with a VERY unusual name descend on a property - as Australia's wet summer creates perfect breeding conditions
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9264457/redheaded-cockchafers-descend-Tasmanian-property.html

>Bushwalker stumbles upon what he thought was a shimmering puddle only to discover it was actually thousands of tiny insects
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9268399/Bushwalker-discovers-puddle-actually-thousands-tiny-insects.html


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 21:32:12 [Preview] No.313618 del
Borat spoke the truth about his home country.
>'Borat the builder' sacrifices a cow to the gods on Kazakhstan building site in the hope it will help him find some decent bricklayers
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9269229/Borat-builder-sacrifices-cow-gods-Kazakhstan-building-site.html


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 21:43:53 [Preview] No.313619 del
Already sick of being in the office. Listening to 25 year old keyboards and their loud as fuck space bars. 0 motivation to do anything


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 21:50:31 [Preview] No.313620 del
>>313605
More jews conspiring with each other to control the flow of information to the masses. Nothing to see here people, move along.


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 21:53:19 [Preview] No.313621 del
>>313619
Mechanical keyboards are kino as fuck, you normie. When I type stuff, I want it to sound like a world war one machine going off.


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 21:54:52 [Preview] No.313622 del
>>313619
>Listening to 25 year old keyboards and their loud as fuck space bars.
You need to find some soft noise to listen to on YouTube to block it out. If anyone says anything state that you are having a hard time focusing.


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 22:08:18 [Preview] No.313623 del
>>313581
GP was pajeet, was taunted a second time.


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 22:17:08 [Preview] No.313624 del
>>313623
You need a white doctor to talk about your mental health issues.


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 22:19:08 [Preview] No.313625 del
Pajeets are only good for prescriptions (even then it may be shit), referrals and medical certificates.


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 22:26:39 [Preview] No.313627 del
>>313626
Good. I hope she suffers.


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 22:32:29 [Preview] No.313628 del
>>313624
because of this covid shit you can't even get in to see a doctor, and bulk billing doctors are unobtanium.
A doctor would just give me a handful of pills and tell me to fuck off


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>>313590
i am feeling exactly the same

>>313592
>>313594
>>313597
>>313607

Goodest Morno Frens


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NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 22:49:42 [Preview] No.313631 del
>>313628
>bulk billing doctors are unobtanium.
I am living in a metro area and I am going to go down later in the day to a walk-in bulk-bill clinic. I need two prescriptions (puffer and antibiotics cream for this bacteria rash that has returned). I expect to wait between 20 minutes to an hour and a half depending on the number of patients waiting.

Even if you don't have one of these clinics, sometimes doctor clinics have walk-in appointments on the weekend or one day on the weekend.

>A doctor would just give me a handful of pills and tell me to fuck off
It's only going to get worse one way or another. If you speak to a doctor they may be able to give you a referral to another health practitioner who may be able to help you. You don't have to take any prescription they give you or even see that doctor again if you don't want to. You can also call up to see what doctors are on and specifically ask to see a particular doctor.


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 22:50:11 [Preview] No.313632 del
>>313629
Good morning Nuro. You should work out at the gym and pump iron.


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 22:51:03 [Preview] No.313633 del
>>313630
Wholesome video.


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 22:51:37 [Preview] No.313634 del
>>313633
I thought you might like it.


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 22:53:08 [Preview] No.313635 del
>>313632
not until i get my elbow surgery

of to work, just ordered a hash brown and bacon egg roll and latte breaky deal, 10 dollars well spent


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 22:54:36 [Preview] No.313636 del
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enjoy your caves neets


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 22:55:32 [Preview] No.313637 del
>>313634
I need it!


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 22:55:49 [Preview] No.313638 del
>>313636
Will do.


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 22:58:04 [Preview] No.313639 del
>>313636
Oh nuro, you're so cruel, it just makes my undies all wet.


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 23:16:08 [Preview] No.313640 del
>>313639
>undies
cumdies


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What are our neets up to this morning?


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 23:39:21 [Preview] No.313642 del
>>313641
I'm sitting in an online meeting and there's an Indian guy present and I can't understand a single word he is saying.


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 23:40:53 [Preview] No.313643 del
>>313641
Rubbing myself while reading nuro's last, cruel, comment. But my heart still belongs to possum


NEET 02/17/2021 (Wed) 23:42:07 [Preview] No.313644 del
>>313641
had a wank
started working on bachelors thesis


NEET 02/18/2021 (Thu) 00:25:56 [Preview] No.313645 del
AbseilNEET checking in. 3.30am starts suck the worst kind of cock.

I have seen a few times that other neets post verbal advice and talk about experiences. Is there any list made up? I'd like to have a listen to more.

Have a good day, NEETs. Do something productive!


NEET 02/18/2021 (Thu) 00:27:22 [Preview] No.313646 del
what the fuck is this ?


NEET 02/18/2021 (Thu) 00:27:46 [Preview] No.313647 del
>>313645
beers at southern cross when


NEET 02/18/2021 (Thu) 00:28:38 [Preview] No.313648 del
>>313641
Back from the doctor. Got my prescription and the doctor thought about what was causing my chest rash. He think it might be bacterial but it could be a heat rash. He was very thorough which was surprising.


NEET 02/18/2021 (Thu) 00:30:02 [Preview] No.313649 del
>>313641
I found some more beginner rated vulnhub machines that I haven't hacked yet, so I'm downloading them and working on them. I'm also trying to learn how to use the snapshot system on virtualbox so I can restore machines into a pristine condition after I've violated them, if I want to go back and do them a second time.


NEET 02/18/2021 (Thu) 00:30:10 [Preview] No.313650 del
>>313647
I'm in Clayton at the uni today, back in town tomorrow actually. You up for it?


NEET 02/18/2021 (Thu) 00:30:19 [Preview] No.313651 del
>>313646
if you were an actual girl, you'd be worshiped in /agatha2/, Nuro


NEET 02/18/2021 (Thu) 00:30:39 [Preview] No.313652 del
>>313646
A list. It has been like that for a while since the rate of posting has slowed down.


NEET 02/18/2021 (Thu) 00:32:37 [Preview] No.313653 del
>>313650
bleh doing shit tommorow reeee


NEET 02/18/2021 (Thu) 00:34:31 [Preview] No.313654 del
>>313653
No sweat bud, im working the weekend too. Plenty of opportunity.

Any followup on the neet audio vlog?


NEET 02/18/2021 (Thu) 00:39:44 [Preview] No.313655 del
>>313597
Good morning my friend.


NEET 02/18/2021 (Thu) 00:50:25 [Preview] No.313656 del
>>313645
Good morning Abseil NEET. It is always good when you drop in.


NEET 02/18/2021 (Thu) 00:51:21 [Preview] No.313657 del
>>313648
Was the doctor Pajeet?


NEET 02/18/2021 (Thu) 00:53:59 [Preview] No.313658 del
there are nude pictures of tabitha on that other board


NEET 02/18/2021 (Thu) 00:54:40 [Preview] No.313659 del
>>313657
Young Vietnamese doctor. He asked a lot of questions. It was nice.


NEET 02/18/2021 (Thu) 00:55:09 [Preview] No.313660 del
>>313657
>>313659
Nice in the sense that he seemed to care.


NEET 02/18/2021 (Thu) 00:56:48 [Preview] No.313661 del
>>313659
>Young Vietnamese doctor
Did he have a heavy accent or had he gone to school in Australia do you think?


NEET 02/18/2021 (Thu) 01:01:44 [Preview] No.313662 del
>>313661
He was Australian born from what I can tell.


NEET 02/18/2021 (Thu) 01:05:12 [Preview] No.313663 del
>>313646
They're other boards.


NEET 02/18/2021 (Thu) 01:31:52 [Preview] No.313664 del
>>313662
That is okay. It is the ones with the overseas upbringing and education you need to worry about.


NEET 02/18/2021 (Thu) 01:33:14 [Preview] No.313665 del
I got up and was wondering how hot it was going to be today and I found out when I went to open the back screen door and the inside handle was already hot to the touch.


NEET 02/18/2021 (Thu) 01:36:48 [Preview] No.313666 del
>>313664
>you need to worry about.
Indeed it is.


NEET 02/18/2021 (Thu) 01:36:58 [Preview] No.313667 del
>>313656
Gday bud. Hope your days going good.


NEET 02/18/2021 (Thu) 01:37:11 [Preview] No.313668 del
>>313665
Fuck. That's hot. It is still rainy and overcast in Sydney. Strange summer weather.


NEET 02/18/2021 (Thu) 01:54:27 [Preview] No.313669 del
anyone wanna play some videoegames together? im lonley


NEET 02/18/2021 (Thu) 02:08:16 [Preview] No.313670 del
>>313669
If you have GTA V, download FiveM there are different servers with people doing different things.


NEET 02/18/2021 (Thu) 02:23:31 [Preview] No.313671 del
>>313651
There were pics, including nudes, of that tahlu chick cheesy was dating, in agatha2


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NEET 02/18/2021 (Thu) 02:36:41 [Preview] No.313673 del
>There are neets here who unironically read the actual posts


NEET 02/18/2021 (Thu) 02:37:37 [Preview] No.313674 del
>>313669
Busy studying. No time for love. But we should set up a communal minecraft server or whatever the kids are playing sometime.


NEET 02/18/2021 (Thu) 02:39:52 [Preview] No.313675 del
>>313669
i can imagine my ping would be atrocious


NEET 02/18/2021 (Thu) 02:41:02 [Preview] No.313676 del
As I stalk through the old posts of my uni crush, I'm realising that not only was she an sjw, but also a fucking vegan. Will the nightmares never end?


NEET 02/18/2021 (Thu) 02:42:34 [Preview] No.313677 del
does dans do same afternoon delivery?


NEET 02/18/2021 (Thu) 02:42:35 [Preview] No.313678 del
>>313674
i could host something, i have a couple spare computers laying around. you aussies wouldnt have good ping tho


NEET 02/18/2021 (Thu) 02:43:40 [Preview] No.313679 del
>>313675
Your ping would be bad, it's your pong that's atrocious.


NEET 02/18/2021 (Thu) 02:44:58 [Preview] No.313680 del
>>313679
have you got third world internet like the americans? or are you just too far away.
im jealous of romanians, those gypsy fuckers have 1/1 symmetric gigabit for like 12 euros a month


NEET 02/18/2021 (Thu) 02:45:48 [Preview] No.313681 del
>>313679
Moderately bantered.


NEET 02/18/2021 (Thu) 02:46:44 [Preview] No.313682 del
>>313677
they apparently do within 2 hours for $15


NEET 02/18/2021 (Thu) 02:51:31 [Preview] No.313683 del
>>313682
Uber eats delivers from dan fairly quickly, but I think their range of products is limited.


NEET 02/18/2021 (Thu) 02:52:24 [Preview] No.313684 del
>>313683
not in SA they dont


NEET 02/18/2021 (Thu) 02:55:48 [Preview] No.313685 del
dans is delivering my stuff shortly
hopefully they make the cute checkout girl do it


NEET 02/18/2021 (Thu) 02:59:18 [Preview] No.313686 del
Fuck me I was remoted into a nz server and thought it was almost home time. Having a smoke


NEET 02/18/2021 (Thu) 03:02:53 [Preview] No.313687 del
>>313686
get a job with dan murphy's IT


NEET 02/18/2021 (Thu) 03:07:11 [Preview] No.313688 del
Howdy NEEToes


NEET 02/18/2021 (Thu) 03:10:13 [Preview] No.313689 del
>>313688
Hullo Shire.
Post a detailed life update please.


NEET 02/18/2021 (Thu) 03:11:27 [Preview] No.313690 del
>>313689
Heh, things are more or less the same.


NEET 02/18/2021 (Thu) 03:15:08 [Preview] No.313691 del
>>313686
Kiwis are so fucking lazy, it's like an entire neet nation.


NEET 02/18/2021 (Thu) 03:21:27 [Preview] No.313692 del
Had lunch with grannybot. Fairly pointless conversation. I now feel quite drained and don't want to do anything.


NEET 02/18/2021 (Thu) 03:22:36 [Preview] No.313693 del
>>313692
Have a wank


NEET 02/18/2021 (Thu) 03:24:25 [Preview] No.313694 del
>>313688
Good afternoon NEET.


NEET 02/18/2021 (Thu) 03:25:04 [Preview] No.313695 del
>>313693
I'm doing some online shopping with Dan. This prick is tighter than a duck's arse when it comes to mead. Real expensive.


NEET 02/18/2021 (Thu) 03:25:30 [Preview] No.313696 del
>>313693
he said he's already drained


NEET 02/18/2021 (Thu) 03:26:17 [Preview] No.313697 del
>>313695
surprised he carries any


NEET 02/18/2021 (Thu) 03:26:29 [Preview] No.313698 del
>>313692
>Fairly pointless conversation
I don't think I've ever had a meaningful conversation with another human being, ever, except imaginary ones inside my head.


NEET 02/18/2021 (Thu) 03:30:22 [Preview] No.313699 del
>>313698
Nuro had a very meaningful conversation with Gerard 't Hooft about the possibility of quantum mechanics being an approximation of an underlying deterministic reality once.


NEET 02/18/2021 (Thu) 03:32:56 [Preview] No.313700 del
I'm going to buy 1l of Houndstooth gin on Saint George's day. That is still a few months away so I might buy some rum soon to keep me going until then. Buying spirits instead of goon has caused me to drink less but enjoy it more. I don't really get drunk, I just savour it.
Any rum you cunts can vouch for?


NEET 02/18/2021 (Thu) 03:34:55 [Preview] No.313701 del
>>313688
Howdy m8.


NEET 02/18/2021 (Thu) 03:35:43 [Preview] No.313702 del
>>313692
Did you convince Grannybot to go somewhere nicer for lunch?


NEET 02/18/2021 (Thu) 03:35:56 [Preview] No.313703 del
>>313700
>Saint George's day

Odd


NEET 02/18/2021 (Thu) 03:36:43 [Preview] No.313704 del
>>313699
It would have been more of a lecture than a conversation, with Nuro doing the lecturing.


NEET 02/18/2021 (Thu) 03:40:22 [Preview] No.313705 del
>>313702
No, the restaurant portion of it was quite a bit nicer than I expected.


NEET 02/18/2021 (Thu) 03:42:37 [Preview] No.313706 del
Could really go for some nice cold goon with lemonade.


NEET 02/18/2021 (Thu) 03:43:12 [Preview] No.313707 del
Dan's pajeet courier has delivered my booze.


NEET 02/18/2021 (Thu) 03:45:16 [Preview] No.313708 del
might have a lie down


NEET 02/18/2021 (Thu) 03:46:04 [Preview] No.313709 del
>>313707
What did you get?


NEET 02/18/2021 (Thu) 03:47:34 [Preview] No.313710 del
>>313709
a six pack of stout (actually still cold), a Penfolds Bin 2 (shiraz mataro), and a Katnook Estate cab sav.


NEET 02/18/2021 (Thu) 03:54:22 [Preview] No.313711 del
>>313710
That is a decent variety of booze.


NEET 02/18/2021 (Thu) 03:55:49 [Preview] No.313712 del
>>313705
What did you order?


NEET 02/18/2021 (Thu) 03:56:45 [Preview] No.313713 del
>>313711
I'd have consumed cheaper plonk, but if I'm paying $15 for delivery I thought it better to make a $85 or $90 order


NEET 02/18/2021 (Thu) 04:15:47 [Preview] No.313714 del
I hope Cruisey is going okay with his big drive today.


NEET 02/18/2021 (Thu) 04:19:09 [Preview] No.313715 del
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NEET 02/18/2021 (Thu) 04:20:02 [Preview] No.313716 del
>>313714
I'd have thought we'd get a bakery stop update.


NEET 02/18/2021 (Thu) 04:23:02 [Preview] No.313717 del
relocating to the living room and air conditioning
brb


NEET 02/18/2021 (Thu) 04:24:07 [Preview] No.313718 del
>>313715
Happy birthday.


NEET 02/18/2021 (Thu) 04:39:57 [Preview] No.313720 del
>>313719
Don't see many of those.


NEET 02/18/2021 (Thu) 04:42:02 [Preview] No.313721 del
>>313720
No, you don't.
Parts would be a bitch though.


NEET 02/18/2021 (Thu) 04:42:55 [Preview] No.313722 del
>>313713
Good idea.


NEET 02/18/2021 (Thu) 04:43:46 [Preview] No.313723 del
>>313720
The '84 Bond versions are nicer. Slightly more angular: http://www.projectm71.com/Bond.htm


NEET 02/18/2021 (Thu) 04:48:45 [Preview] No.313724 del
>>313721
I'm guessing the engine is from some other manufacturer, depending on what it is, it may be easy, the newer lotus elise and exige use toyota engines so not very difficult to service or maintain.

>>313723
More wedge


NEET 02/18/2021 (Thu) 04:51:01 [Preview] No.313725 del
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why don't they make colour combos like this any more?


NEET 02/18/2021 (Thu) 04:54:12 [Preview] No.313726 del
>>313725
VW has you covered.


NEET 02/18/2021 (Thu) 04:54:27 [Preview] No.313727 del
>>313724
yeah but for an '88 Lotus, pretty much every piece of rubber in the car will have started to perish or rot, and they only made like 1800 units or something
fortunately with the corvette being a seppo thing, AC Delco are still making OEM consumables and there are enough spares and reproduction parts that you can basically replace anything you like


NEET 02/18/2021 (Thu) 04:55:39 [Preview] No.313728 del
>>313726
was it VW or Audi who had that one car where they painted them one solid colour and then disassembled them and re-assembled them as a patchwork of 4 colours?


NEET 02/18/2021 (Thu) 04:55:49 [Preview] No.313729 del
>>313725
Imagine any stains, assuming it is all fabric.


NEET 02/18/2021 (Thu) 04:57:44 [Preview] No.313730 del
>>313729
cunny grool on the passenger seat would be annoying


NEET 02/18/2021 (Thu) 04:58:41 [Preview] No.313732 del
>>313729
no cup holders either


NEET 02/18/2021 (Thu) 04:58:51 [Preview] No.313733 del
>>313728
I've got no clue, but VW has those tartan seats in their GTi models.


NEET 02/18/2021 (Thu) 05:00:00 [Preview] No.313734 del
>>313708
Had it. Fell asleep.

>>313712
A hamburger with chips. It was pretty good. I had to use a knife and fork as it was too tall to just bite into.


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NEET 02/18/2021 (Thu) 05:02:22 [Preview] No.313736 del
>>313733
This Australian (wog) did something similar with purple and orange in his Porsche rebuild: https://www.youtube.com/c/HomeBuiltByJeff/videos

I don't mind his videos. His wife is hot for an older sheila too. She often does some shit at the end of his videos.


NEET 02/18/2021 (Thu) 05:06:57 [Preview] No.313737 del
I wonder how long this bloke spent clocking his wheels so they lined up?


NEET 02/18/2021 (Thu) 05:07:18 [Preview] No.313738 del
Rage wage complete
Rage commute time


NEET 02/18/2021 (Thu) 05:08:39 [Preview] No.313739 del
>>313738
drive carefully and don't do anything silly please


NEET 02/18/2021 (Thu) 05:21:14 [Preview] No.313740 del
>>313738
Ram a pajeet.


NEET 02/18/2021 (Thu) 05:23:36 [Preview] No.313741 del
Are there any neets on right now that are familiar with uni bullshit? I need to send an email to a professor.


NEET 02/18/2021 (Thu) 05:26:20 [Preview] No.313742 del
>>313741
what do you need assistance with, specifically?


NEET 02/18/2021 (Thu) 05:31:58 [Preview] No.313743 del
>>313736
>She often does some shit at the end of his videos.
Bring him a hearty snack from the kitchen?


NEET 02/18/2021 (Thu) 05:32:59 [Preview] No.313744 del
>>313741
Yes. What do you need?


NEET 02/18/2021 (Thu) 05:36:54 [Preview] No.313745 del
>>313743
don't be such a sexist misogynist pig


NEET 02/18/2021 (Thu) 05:39:31 [Preview] No.313746 del
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NEET 02/18/2021 (Thu) 05:40:24 [Preview] No.313747 del
>>313744
help typing at more than one character a minute apparently


NEET 02/18/2021 (Thu) 05:41:59 [Preview] No.313749 del
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>>313747
Just send this instead.


NEET 02/18/2021 (Thu) 05:42:25 [Preview] No.313750 del
got to put the fun in funeral tomorrow
thas why i gonna get boonged with mongk tonight


NEET 02/18/2021 (Thu) 05:43:42 [Preview] No.313751 del
>>313750
Big gathering?