SA Best A.

>>313871
You are very smart mate.

Victoria best V

>>313872
my review a week or two ago started out telling me i'm racist, sexist, and didn't do anything i'm instructed to do, and then did a 180 when i said i didn't care and didn't plan to be there come july 1

>>313871
circles are pretty good, mate
you can explain the square root of a number using a circle and some other stuff i cant remember because i drank all the good bits of my brain to death

>>313883
Based.

>>313883
Why did you tell them you were leaving, that just gives them a legitimate reason to dismiss you.
Hit back at the review on the basis that it's prejudicial.
The claims are offensive, defamatory and entirely subjective.

At least make the cucks sweat

Just had a fucking amazing shower after that laborious GPU change. Got the window open wide, a nice breeze coming through embracing my sweat, venetians swaying in the breeze.

>>313887
Sounds comfy.

>>313887
>venetians swaying in the breeze.
Kino.

>>313886
the claims are basically correct lmao
they're already sweating because the faggy twat and the junior don't actually know anything
she was basically offering more money and a new title by the meeting was over

caved in NEET bussy

>>313891
the other reason dismissal isn't that straight forward is that any contractual obligations i have around commercial confidence evaporate and i could basically write a blog about stopping trains and grinding the national rail infrastructure to a a halt

Webber made the trains run on time once.

nuro prolapse

>>313891
A lesson I learned is that managers are faggots, and misleading employees is part of their job.

When you fire someone, the biggest risk is
A. they do something destructive before they leave
B. they just walk off the job
C. you cop a lawsuit
D. you get bad reviews on the karen-net
Hinting at a promotion before you fire someone is a classic play, it keeps them on side at no cost until you line up a replacement.
This is really why I say you should never hint or claim you are leaving a job, the more effort the manager takes to find a replacement the less bargaining power you have.
If you hand in a resignation letter unexpectedly you will fuck HR, because it shows their failure up, if HR also doesn't have candidates lined up you get the "what would it take to keep you here for two weeks until we fill your position"- you ask for double pay and you get it.
It's not much seeing as you are out of a job, but it's better than telegraphing that you're going to leave and then getting fired on the spot a week later when the replacement shows up

>>313893
You just need to do an AWS cert and move into DevOps old man.
Does your contract include confidentiality clauses about not working for competitors? Mine stipulates I can't work for a competitor (kind of poorly defined imo) for 3 years.
Pretty shit, I'd do it anyway though

>>313896
Based. Fuck 'em raw.

>>313897
non-compete clauses generally aren't legally enforceable once you leave
that would render a specialist unemployable, which is illegal

garn down the local for some schoons, supporting the true blue businesses getting bent over by these chink commies in the labor party aye

>>313896
I get what you're saying, but this place moves at a glacial pace, and they can barely find anybody good when they do hire.
There's also:
E. they destroy (or enable others to destroy) your shit after they leave
For a Federal GRC this would be highly embarrassing.

the car show is on now so sssshhhhh

>>313902
Have a proper boong, skip the car show for some interpretive dismissal rehearsals.

>>313900
Dan is based tbh

cruisey is missing the car show :(

>>313905
Post your highlights here later if Sperg doesn't tape/watch it.

>>313898
I've lost a few jobs, and every time it was the same.
>wasn't paid straight
>asked the boss
>threatened
>said nothing, brought in resignation letter the next day
>backpaid
>did two weeks notice, left.
I'm not a cunt, but I'm frustrated that in Australia at least there seems to be no consequence for employers underpaying their employees.
If the boss gets away with it he pockets the money; if the boss gets called out he just gives the stolen money back and tries again some other time.
Wages are becoming unlivable as costs in Australia rise to some of the highest in the world, the last thing we need going into a recession is jew bosses deciding workers should foot the bill

>>313901
Nah don't be a cunt.
Unless they actually fucked with you just take your leave and try somewhere else.

>>313907
Take them Fair Work if they underpay you.

>>313909
along with getting a few other colleagues on the 7:30 report and naming the bosses

Good afternoon Neets.
>>313630
I was expecting him to spit it out or something.
>>313645
Vocaroo insights are the best thing this board produces and we all listen to them all.
>>313663
Do you know how the sauron thing works here?
>>313667
Nice pic. Shame the other NEETs don't appreciate the effort.
>>313671
I thought you were lying.
What a dirty little cunt Tabby is.
>>313692
Good on you for doing that.
>>313700
>rum
I used to like bundy red but not a lot of it.
Been drinking Tanduay, which was shit to begin with but smoothened out after opening and leaving for a month.
>>313710
>Katnook Estate cab sav.
Any good?
It has good reviews.
>>313714
Ended up not driving at all, coworker drove the whole way.
Dipped my tootsies in the ocean and came back barefoot.
>>313716
I went to an up market restaurant and had a schnitzel on slices of potato, with a salad thing over the top of it.
Was pretty good. It had mozzarella and olives.
>>313725
Is this from the car show?
Did I miss it?
>>313730
You just need to make sure it gets on everything so it's consistent.
>>313737
Maybe it was pure luck.
>>313750
I hope it goes alright and the extended folks don't piss you off.
>>313765
It means he likes to build parks that no one goes to.
>>313766
>The tech team
You need to start treating your coworkers better, they probably have similar woes.
Good to hear that your boss is a good fella.
>>313771
Good boy.
>>313855
Three complaints is serious.

>>313902
Fuck.

>>313905
I'll need updates on the start but least I get to miss the energetic weird guy/

>>313909
In three cases I got back-paid pretty much straight away; but it cost me my job.
The punishment for underpaying me was just giving me the money back.
Honestly I just asked the boss after work to check my pay slips and straight away I was threatened in all three cases.
>don't tell anyone
>ask again and you're fired
>what are you accusing me of
Small business culture man.
There are just too many laws now, employers bear too much burden and so to some extent I sympathize with them- but fair dinkum I just wanted my pay slips fixed up and all I got were threats.

>>313911
Welcome home. Big catch up.

>>313904
cringe

>>313914
you'd think you'd learn to record these interactions after the first one..

Nuro pretended to know more about something than he actually did once.

>>313917
Chances are he would need their permission.

>>313915
Too big, made me miss the start of the car show.

i don't understand that primo stackers rap advert
why does she say "wolf packer"?

I asked for a racing green ME bank card.
They sent me a pink breast cancer one.

>>313920
I don't like this new car show meme.

>>313921
It looks like a rip off.
Salami, cheese and jatz would be cheaper.

>>313917
Well I approach things in good faith, if the boss is giong to be a cunt what can I do at the end of the day?
Fairwork is gutless and I've never seen the unions do shit except cut out ununionized workers

>>313923
It's pretty comfy, I like the show.
The adverts are gay though.
Snoop Dogg is singing about food now.

>>313919
no, illegal acts invalidate the right to privacy generally speaking
also even in a two-party consent state (most states/territories in AU), you can still legally secrely do it for your own records

>>313924
I know that. I just want to know what the tubby little bitch is rapping.

>>313928
I have tried to listen to it a couple times and didn't get it.

anal

>>313926
>The adverts are gay though.
It's a 35 minute show padded out to an hour

>>313927
My understanding is that recording a private conversation is illegal, and while this doesn't actually result in anyone getting charged it isn't admissible as evidence in most situations.

IMHO last time I asked the boss with a witness present and exactly the same thing happened.
Fairwork isn't proactive, you get what you are owed but the boss is never punished unless you take them to court- which is far to expensive for the ordinary (and now unemployed) man

>>313931
Since that post, there is now another ad break.

>>313922
I can see you tapping it now.

>>313926
What is this show called? Can you just torrent it?

>>313932
>My understanding is that recording a private conversation is illegal, and while this doesn't actually result in anyone getting charged it isn't admissible as evidence in most situations.
publishing a private conversation is illegal
I can set my phone to record all calls I make without informing anybody (for my records), I just can't release those recordings without a good reason and the approval of a magistrate.

>>313934
It's for the offset account.
I don't think I can use it like that.

>>313934
>>313937
On closer inspection, I can use it like a normal card.

>>313935
I want to watch it with my friends.

>>313936
interesting

>>313932
In those flyshit workplaces you need to get the employees onside first (ie unionise) and then get the media involved. The company will capitulate or implode pretty quickly.

>>313937
>>313938
Your lack of understanding of how bank cards work has been an ongoing issue.

>>313930
aboriginal

Treat bank cards like bussy.
Tap them!

>>313944
And spank credit cards like a sluts cum glazed face

>>313942
We need to revert to gold currency.

Drip
Metropolitan plumbing

Jim-BO Jim-BO
Off to work we go.

>>313918
an anonymous coward tried to be passively ironic online once and failed miserably

>>313946
Wage NEETs with change purses filled with gold coins.

>>313944
#BO can you please word filter "bussy" to "dirty male arsehole"

thanks t. nuromancer

>>313950
No.

>>313951
based

Trying to decide on how many standards to take home from the local

>>313951
shut up faggot we need a final solution to the queer dog whistles on this board

>>313951
I bet that hard to say.
Nurofeind will be upset.

>>313954
20 in a goon box, play it safe

>>313954
As many as will fit in your car.

>>313955
/ausneets/ is a diverse and inclusive board.

>>313941
Wouldn't know much about that.

>>313955
>queer dog whistles
And yet you are the only one hearing them...

>>313956
That wasn't even me.

>>313958
Top tier clip.

>>313953
Why NEET?

>>313964
it's a good one
we will put those women to work at the compound

>>313950
I support this proposal
I don't even know "bussy" is a word, it's not in the dictionary.

>>313963
Back peddling already.

this car sales guy always agrees with the buyer
there should be some episodes where he tells them to fuck off and hits them with a stick

I dislike that they don't include labour time in the cost of the cars.

hopreny

>>313969
He said he wanted $14k, but settled for just over $13.
He should've said that he'd think about it.
It makes me think it's pre arranged.

>>313968
Can you explain the logic?

>>313967
thanks i agree its simply vile

>>313973
>logic
Don't fucking Nuroxplain to me.

this show after the car show is okay.

>>313976
You are turning into a normie.

>>313977
The repetitive ads are starting to become enjoyable.

Fuck NEETs! The local has Angkor and I didn't even know!
Never even seen this at Dans before.
Last time I drank one I was watching the sunset in Phnom Penh. What a time it was.
Bought two of em.
Gonna fire up my big boy computer and shoot some people in WW2.

>>313978
Bank less.

>>313976
the garage thing?
i want to see him sack people

>>313980
Might move to Bendigo Bank.

>>313981
He's going to sack the guy who cooks ribs.

>>313979
What were you up to in Cambodia?

>>313983
the only useful guy

>>313984
Getting diseases.

>>313985
That bloke keeps the company afloat.
This guy giving them $200k is evil.

>>313975
>>>313973
>logic
>Don't fucking Nuroxplain to me.
he knows we se through him #BO he is scared

>>313982
You can get one of those tap ring things they have to pay.

>>313984
Interpretative Indiana Jones temple exploring
And cheap boongin

>>313986
Strong strains?

>>313982
>>313989
I'd you bank less.

Out of durries. Really want some durries.
Really wanna sit on the balcony and watch the sunset with this beer and some durries.
Might get some durries.
Breaking the bulge with these durries. Spending the new car money on these durries.

They need to make stronger mints

Love the word filter.

There are a lot of dark skinned homosapiens on Bendigo Bank website

>>313993
Have two mints at a time.

>>313994
Word filter?

>>313996
Its only marginally better

>>313998
Put a mint up your bussy

>>313999
I'm honestly not opposed to trying that.

>>314000
Post the video

>>314000
hmmmmmmm

>>313989
A what?

Alright, a pack of durries, the last pack. Motherbabushka is coming down for breakfast on saturday anyway and she'll have durries on her.
After that its a strict mint regiment.
Absolutely do-able.

>>313995
The ad has a white guy with a african chick.
The advert speaks to me.

>>314004
Go to kmart and make the place nice for her.

>>314005
I also saw a lesbians on the everyday transaction account. They'll fill you with diversity.

>>314007
Gay shit
Still half considering an RFID chip inbetween my thumb and forefinger.

the people on this show are cunts

>>314010
24 hours in emergency?

Might need to refinance with Bank SA.

>>314010
Yeah, I feel bad for Scotty.

They played the Bank SA ad twice in a row.

Feel like a $2 large KFC chips.
They should shut up and take my money.

>>314015
Choose SGIC.

Been sitting inside all day staring at monitors and eating junk food due to the heat. Feeling pretty fucked up.

>>314020
Have a wank.

Fucking hell
Went to the IGA for some smokes.
I've seen this woman around a few times lately, she must live on the same street or not far off it. Shes a legitimate hunchback, she walks with a cane and I've seen her hunched over an empty shopping trolley, slowly pushing it along so she has something to lean on.
She was doing a little grocery haul at IGA, one reusable bag full, but it must have been heavy, had some milk and stuff in it. She was hunched over the counter lifting the items up to scan, some awkward looks between me and the old chinese lady that works there as I'm waiting behind. This old woman is slightly overweight and got the start of those diabeties ankles, probably a whole swath of health issues.
She tells the chinese lady to just serve me while she gets her items out of the bag (on the floor), and shes counting her gold and silver change that she had kept in an empty packet of sakatas.
Asked her if she needed a hand lifting the items up but she didn't. Fuck me dead, I wanted to pay for her groceries but bitched out of the situation.
Got a bit teary walking home. What a hell of a situation, that would be fucked, and here I am bitching about people talking on the phone at work while I'm trying to concentrate. Lifes a cunt, I'm a cunt too

>>314021
One day you'll feed me KFC.

BAAANNNKK SSSAAAA

>>314023
>diabeties ankles
Cankles

Have a wank.

>>314023
>I'm a cunt too

Probably not, it shows that you have empathy wanting to help her.

>>314024
Heavily dipped wings.

>>314028
Feed them to the dog.

>>314023
Gave some clothes to a homeless guy today.
Too many folk doing it tough now.

>>314031
They'll just sell them for drugs.

>>313979
I'm glad you found your favorite beverage in my well stocked selection centres. Why dont you neets give my satisfaction consultants a challenge?

>>314032
Straight to the veins.

>>314032
I know. Real philanthropists would've bought some drugs and given it to homeless kids instead.

>>314033
>Dan cuck hypno vids

Us NEETs are fucked.

>>314032
You've gotta give people chances.
I'll run a junkie off just as fast, with one hand the NEET giveth, with the other he throws things at junkies

>>314037
NEETs like you need him!

>>314031
5XL?

>>314038
You got sucked in by their flim-flam.

They choose that life and live off well meaning fools.

Bottom feeders all.

>>314042
Some of them end up in CBT porn. What a life.

I want to rub a KFC burger bun covered in mayo and lettuce all over Cruisey's naked chest.

Scotty is a faggot but Richard is a cunt.

>>314044
What did you do with the zinger patty?

I have had enough of tv for today.

>>314042
It's not easy on the bottom, however they see it to get by.
Some take whatever they can get
Some only take what they need.

I'd rather leave something behind for folk where I can and hope the goodwill goes both ways.
Society is unnatural, people don't fit anywhere anymore- animosity between thems that fit and thems that don't is the last thing we need

>>314044
HOT!

>>314048
Leave behind a big poo.

>>314031
I've been giving change to some of the beggars outside my local supermarkets.
Yeah they'll probably spend it on drugs or grog, but if I was them so would I. At least a temporary relief from their suffering. But this woman got to me, she clearly wasn't some dropkick mong, she was properly suffering in her existence.
Pajeet GPs probably don't give a fuck and piss her off as soon as they can with just another prescription because those cunts get paid by the number of consultations.
I used to despise the homeless back in my semi-/pol/-leaning days but now I don't. Battlers and strugglers.
Financial stress is something I wouldn't wish on anyone.

There is no sense of community in this country anymore.

>>313905
>>313901
>>313899
>>313891
>>313893
>>313884
>>313883
>>313888
sorry for disrespecting you the other day.
have more (you)s

>>314048
>>314051
The society we currently live under legit crushes people.

It's very sad.

>>314046
It looks like a zinger donut now.

>>314044
Romantic.

>>314054
Spicy wank?

>>314051
lol

>>314054
Tastes like one too.

>>314051
>Yeah they'll probably spend it on drugs or grog, but if I was them so would I
Your brutal honesty makes this a great post.

>>314051
The only way to help is to provide opportunities for people to help themselves.
Which requires millions of dollars and long term employment.

>>314059
You just want the drugs.

>>314053
Century of CBT.

>>314051
>the homeless
A lot of them are probably homeless due to mass immigration creating a chronic housing shortage.

>>314052
this wasn't necessary

>>314060
A while back a NEET speculated that his cock has lifted millions out of ball busting poverty.

>>314058
Well glazed.

>>314065
Was this the neet who had sex with homeless meth addicts?

>>314067
He didn't say. Just told us of his achievement.

I hate SBS.
All they broadcast is subversive shit

>>313911
Thanks for the reply bruv

I'll have to see about recording some stories then.

0330 till 1800hrs, cunts

It was my daughters birthday today too, fuck.

Not happy with the state government. Why the fuck do they exist when there's federal and municipal government already.

Good night NEETs. Sleep right.

>>314067
begiining to cringe at this place

Goodnight NEETs

>>314067
Stimulating the economy. Getting the unemployed back into paid service work. Providing the homeless with a warm, salty beverage.

>>314070
>ot happy with the state government. Why the fuck do they exist
to keep you pozzed cunts out of Queensland

Interpretive local community action uplifting the helpless

>>314070
>0330 till 1800hrs, cunts

Pretty fucked
I remember some 7am - 11pm days when I was in the trades. Once it gets dark everyone comes together and does what needs to be done to get it done. I remember drilling trenches in the concrete of a basement under Collins street where you can see yuppie wagies walking over the drainage grates feeling hardcore. Sometimes I miss that, the sense of brotherhood is non-existent in a cube farm.

>>314075
Not the right post for a bantering reply m8.

>>314073
Gook night.

>>314078
who said i was bantering ? fuck your state

>>314070
>my daughters birthday
That's sweet, hope you got some time with her.

>>314071
>>314073
Night

These cambodian longnecks are only 1.3 standards. Ripped off.

>>314083
You are less abusive on the light beers.

>>314084
Humble, even.

Doing nothing except hitting refresh again.

>>314075
I was a combat engineer for 5 years. Posted to enoggera. Bashed alot of you fucking XXXX queers. Learn to spell beer, faggot.

Are you sure you want to continue this line of "banter"?

>>314072
Some neets just aren't cut out for the hard realities of struggle street.

>>314077
It keeps me in the adrenaline state, and the comeraderie is almost the same as the army. Astute observation.

>>314081
I tried. I'll be home at 11 pm, the Mrs is furious but I have to manage egos at work. I'd rather beg forgiveness than ask permission.

>>314086
same... my life is devoid of meaning.

>>314087
You need to learn your place. Nuro is not to be questioned.

>>314089
>Mrs is furious
We all gotta do what we've got to do.
Is she old enough to know it's her birthday?

>>314087
How many queenslanders did you kill? Not counting gooks and irishmen.

14 years today since my fabled DSP-ifying event.

>>314094
You are still here. We can celebrate that.

Made some chilli chicken wraps
Watching Green Zone and feeling the Valium coke on
Very comfy night

>>314096
>Green Zone (2010)
6.8/10 on imdb. Watchable if you have a special interest in the subject matter. General audiences should give it a miss.

>>314097
Agreed. Three Kings was much funnier if you want to see white people shooting arabs.

>>314091
Eh? Labels have value so long as cunts can ascribe value. Nuro is a human with a sunrise logo. Boil that down, feeder. Accept YOUR place.

>>314092
5. She'll remember this. It's my karma to do this. The bills don't get paid otherwise, so, the choice is simple.

>>314093
At least 3 fellow white aussie cunts have fallen to my heel.

Don't be cheeky, would be my advice. Don't be loud and obnoxious to your women in public, there won't be a problem.

>>314087
>I was a combat engineer for 5 years.
Nuro was a civilian who maintained helicopters for a while but he had a breakdown and dropped out of life.

>>314101
I got sick of minelabs too man, what's your point?

>>314102
>what's your point?
I was just furnishing information, I did not have a point.

Feeling motivated
Not very tired
Another Valium
This movie makes me ashamed of my poor cunt wardrobe

>>314103
Fair cop

Sorry, don't mean to be a cunt about it.

Im going to bed. AbseilNEET out.

>>314105
Good night m8.

>>314101
Nuro learned The Terrible Truth behind UFOs, and he's been on the run from the government ever since. That's why he spends all day riding to beaches, drinking goon, and taking creepshots. We've been over this.

Aren't you glad you live in australia? Imagine living in some eastern european shithole that nobody's ever heard of and trying to make yourself feel better about it by talking about how ignorant americans are of europe.

>>314105
Night abseil. Do you ever take a cheeky nap on the side of a skysccuddler?

>>314108
Why have you started targetting CzechNEET along with Nuro?

>>314110
In time, my actions will make sense. In time.

>>314109
I've smoked bongs and done rails off balconies

Derryn Hinch is a mad cunt

>>314109
Also, yes.

>>314113
goodnight abseil NEET

>>314113
Imagine that you fall asleep there, have a dream in which you're falling, then wake up and find that you really are falling.

>>314087
> Posted to enoggera.

lel 6RAR i pitty da fool

What man is a man who does not make the world better?

>>314117
You need to humble yourself and take the loss Nuro.

>>314087
What the fuck did you just say about me you little bitch etc etc.
You're fucking dead kiddo

>>314118
Most neets would qualify
>>314119
Nuro would attach his bike to a rope and ride down the side of the building windows to fight abseil neet. It would be beyond kino.

Having a choof

>>314123
Big choof?

>>314122
Did the air force actually have you charging the batteries on flying saucers nuro? You can tell us.

I'm concerned abseil neet is too cool for the likes of us.

>>314124
I was desperately hoping you would ask.
Big for my tolerance. Nice ol doobster while pacing the balcony
Comfy time

>>314126
he seems based

>>314126
my little brother does the same shit... its hard life

>>314130
What a stupid remark.

>>314131
You man a BASED remark.

Many redoses of Valium and seroquel and I’m still not tired. Not enough alcohol I’d say, or finished drinking too soon. Not to mention the choof that’s got my mind going.

If I can’t sleep at all I think I’ll just get to the office at 6am and do what I can before knocking off early.

good morning

the fuck is going on with facebook with australia? did zuck get his censorship boner?

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2021-02-18/wa-cuddle-trial-hears-accused-offered-protection-from-stalker/13168038

Kek Those ladies are just pissed off that the "magic" wasnt real it was just boong dick.

Fuck, no energy drinks this morning neets, because my past self was a mong and forgot to stock up on them.

>>314134
The government wants google and facebook to pay for displaying australian news on their platforms, zucc said no.

Got that old want-to-kill-myself lockjaw and spastic brain feels.

>>314140
have a dance

watching fury road
now i want a V8

>>314141
We'll have a neet dance party tonight

At the wage
Sleep deprived. Gonna be a long day

Good Morning Neets

Well slept, well rested, well dreamed, juiced and caffenated. Actually feeling great. Todays gonna be a good day i can feel it. untill i go to the docotrs thisarv and get my bloods results lel

Going to aldi soon to grab a month's worth of energy drinks. You neets want anything?

>>314074
>Providing the homeless with a warm, salty beverage.
KindNEETs.

>>314076
Out of ball busting poverty.

>>314099
>Nuro is a human with a sunrise logo.
Made me laugh, if only you knew.

>>314105
This image is spooky.

>>314113
This image is comfy.

>>314133
>Many redoses of Valium and seroquel
Goon tax!

>>314135
Some people will believe anything that helps them.

>>314138
Straight to the floor.

>>314144
Good luck.

>>314146
Good morning Nuro. Good luck


Good morning NEETs.

>>314148
>Good morning NEETs
morn

>>314148
nuro is everywhere

mornin

This angle is new and it only took them a day to bring children into it.
>EXCLUSIVE: Government slams Facebook for sick double-standards by creating the 'perfect' platform for paedophiles to share child abuse - while stopping YOU from reading the news. National security concerns should be the next day or today.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9272893/Facebook-slammed-Peter-Dutton-changes-making-easier-paedophiles-share-abuse.html

>>314149
Good morning NEET.

mordning
had a big breakky burger from mcdolans.. an unmitigated mess
won $63.20 on the powerballs

>>314154
I had a mighty McMuffin. Big squirts await

>>314154
Good morning NEET.

>had a big breakky burger from mcdolans.. an unmitigated mess
Normally is and until they make a sausage muffin without egg they will never get it right.

>won $63.20 on the powerballs
Well done! How much did you invest?

facebook should take the next step and ban anybody from an australian IP logging in

>>314151
nice pad

This article represents the threat of communism. This poor lady was thirsty.
>Woman filmed drinking a bottle of wine while behind the wheel of a car moments after another driver saw her cause a three-car crash - as police say she blew .276
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9273607/Woman-filmed-drinking-bottle-wine-wheel-car-police-say-blew-276.html

>>314157
Soon hopefully.

>>314158
They should put him in it and burn it down.

>>314151
ooof

>>314156
$42.60 for the ticket

>>314162
Very good investment. I lost $5 something.

Facebook won't allow anyone to share this news in Australia, but the big banks could run out of money as soon as tomorrow. PLEASE let your friends and relatives know that they need to withdraw their life savings in cash as soon as possible!

>>314164
Nothing like a good old bank run.

>>314166
kek. What's the thing on the right used for? A still?

Disgusting
>NINE devastated families are booted from their homes in Sydney to make way for a car park - despite some of them living there for generations
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9272111/NINE-families-booted-Sydney-homes-make-way-four-storey-carpark.html

>won $63.20 on the powerballs

just enough to keep you hooked

>>314167
I'd say so. Some kind of fractional distillation at any rate.

>>314168
>In the meantime, owners and occupiers are appointed a personal manager to support and guide them through the process and Transport NSW must foot resident's legal costs.

What's to stop the residents telling Transport NSW their legal costs are $1 billion dollars?

>>314167
looks like it, ghetto condensation chamber

>>314172
>What's to stop the residents telling Transport NSW their legal costs are $1 billion dollars?
because they're not?

>>314157
God damn it. Can't find the energy to go to aldi for energy drinks, because I haven't had an energy drink this morning. Is this how it all ends? Neet found dead due to chronic low energy levels.

>>314172
You can but it goes the Supreme Court and the costs from there start adding up fast. It's strange that these houses are being acquired through the legislation to build a car park.

Based
>'Gorilla Glue girl' reveals she styled her hair with industrial adhesive for date and planned to take it off 'when I got home' - as Go Fund Me FREEZE her 'fraudulent' $23k fundraiser
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9274217/Gorilla-Glue-girl-says-styled-hair-industrial-glue-date-running-gel.html

>>314174
But they could be... on paper... nothing to stop a relative who happens to be a lawyer creating an invoice for such an amount for advice.

>>314178
totally gonna work bro

>>314178
adding to >>314176 when it goes to the Supreme Court both sides must argue using evidence of local property sales. You could probably get extra for money spent on the property but at the stage you would need the balance the cost of fees against the return.

>>314175
get them delivered

>>314180
I'm not talking about the value of the property, I'm talking about the cost of legal advice, which the article says the NSW Government has to pay for.

>>314182
Oh. The cases can pretty expensive on their own. I know of cases where the judge, barristers and people who value the property travel by bus to see the property from the court

TOPKEK

>>314175
SOUNDS LIKE YOU NEED SOME COFFEE

>>314185
>SOME COFFEE
Straight to the mouth.

>>314186
Hearty kek, it worked.

Fairly certain I have a staph infection on my chest. I got some anti-bacterial cream yesterday for it and today it came to a head and dumb me gave it a squeeze. I put more cream and fresh band-aid on but it is still leaking. Might see how it goes today and return to the doctors tomorrow if it doesn't get better today. Bastard of cunt skin infections are.

>>314190
are you a gym neet?

>>314192
No. I had a bacterial infection a few weeks ago and I am guessing it is the same one returning.

need a poo

>>314193
I hope it can be cleared up with minimal effort.

my guts are back to normal after taking yakult for a few weeks :)

>>314197
I might have mine now.

Fuji apples are back in season. They are lovely if you can get them.

might have to clean my bath tub on the weekend and give my butthole a good soak

>>314199
are they the small red and green ones?

>>314201
Yes more red though. They're never bitter and never too sweet. I am having a big sized one now.

>>314200
bleach and soapy steel wool pads...

my bathroom is mint, managed to get all the calcium film off the shower glass

>>314203
my shower is separate to the bath, so the bath tub has toenails, hair and dust all over it because it never gets used

I find something new on FiveM for GTA V often.

Im at tafe and the teacher that takes the Friday class always does the acknowledgement of the country. Its pretty funny since no other teacher does it.

>>314207
not a STEM subject I'm guessing

>>314206
Nasty crap. Wish is sub-tier to god tier Ali which shows how bad it can be.

>>314209
She must have been smelly.

>>314211
I wonder if she regretted spraying recycled gray water on herself. All the shit that gets washed off the cars just goes through a lump filter.

Heavily wage fatigued
Slurring my words almost

Had a shave.
Feel like I'm marking time this morning, just waiting to have a shower, put on a suit, and drive to that funeral.

Fellas is it white supremacy to eat hummus?

Just sent that email to the professor. Shaking slightly.

>>314203
Bleach is great shit for cleaning.
I mop with heavily diluted bleach.

>>314217
if he can't handle you at your worst, he doesn't deserve you at your best, babe

>>314220
I'm tempted to just study like a madcunt and get a HD to make him regret ever doubting me.

>>314221
I normally get Ds, so a HD probably isn't too out of reach.

https://www.danmurphys.com.au/product/DM_710932/glenfiddich-first-edition-50-year-old-single-malt-scotch-whisk
Dan you Jew cunt.

>>314223
I think the reviews are all fake.

>>314224
I am just stunned that Dan would try to sell grog for 48 grand. I don't care if it is fermented weber sweat, I am not paying that much.

>>314225
>fermented weber sweat, I am not paying that much.
You know you would

>>314227
I'm considering a finance program, like the luxury car dealers have.

I've been procrastinating getting some repairs on my car's front side panels done, where some mong backed into it and then left without bothering to leave a note. Is it worth having a panel beater look at it before I contact the insurance company?

>>314136
At the neet compound there will be 3 taps: one for hot water, one for cold water, and one to dispense white monster. Actually, there will of course be a fourth for goon

dominos hq sent me a voucher for a free pizza over that pajeet sausage sizzle incident

Female roommate is loitering in the kitchen again. Get the fuck out bitch. I want to have lunch.

Wageing is painful today

>>314235
Is this the new female roommate?

>>314235
Tell her you saw a huntsman in there, and pretend to look for it.

Got a response from the professor.
He said he thinks I will be fine. It seems I have sufficiently convinced him.

>>314235
Yank her leash

>>314239
Don't fuck it up, or he'll never listen to anything you have to say ever again.

>>314237
Yeah, Mk.II. The first one did it as well.

>>314238
That is quite a good idea neet. She is out of there now but I will remember that one. Cheers.

>>314235
You should set up a transparent bridge and see what she's saying about you online. Most girls are dumb and will just click through SSL warnings.

>>314240
Hot!

>>314241
I wonder if I could exchange neet bussy for good marks?

>>314234
I can't believe some neets on here don't like pajeet rubbing his sausage all over the pizza. The absolute xenophobia.

>>314244
Unfortunately I sold my bussy on brokestraightboys a while ago, and after they were done with it, it wasn't worth much.

Nuro went through a goth phase.

>>314247
*once.

illegal thread in catalogue

>>314251
i bet you wanked to it

Too fucking hot.

>>314253
no feet visible...

I can't find the will to do anything when it is this hot. Even watching a moofie is too difficult.

>>314258
iktf. Gonna go to the library soon for air conditioning, and to watch videos on my laptop.

>>314256
You degenerate

Today is the day to change the sheets on your bed NEETS
I just changed mine, I forget what clean sheets even feel like.
Feelsgoodman

Monstrous poo. I feel like there is still more to come but it was being rather shy. Might have to go drop it later.

>>314262
Good idea noot.

>>314251
hot

today is friday

>>314263
Maybe they're like younger siblings, always living in the shadow of their larger, earlier poos.

>>314261
I bet nuro is into femdomme too, and is probably the neet posting all the cbt memes, but won't do it under his own flag because he still has some sense of shame.