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NEET General #315 - Primitive Edition NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 04:42:42 [Preview] No. 314886
Do any of you NEETs ever feel the call of the wild and dream of living a simpler existence?

Old Thread: >>313871


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 04:43:16 [Preview] No.314887 del
SA Best A


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 04:43:53 [Preview] No.314888 del
I went to make my pasta sauce recipe and discovered Motherbat has stolen my heckin blender.


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 04:44:16 [Preview] No.314890 del
>>314886
If I didn't have my doggo to look after I would probably choose to live out of a van.


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 04:45:04 [Preview] No.314892 del
>>314890
Same, my dog is the main thing stopping me from just disappearing.


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 04:45:49 [Preview] No.314895 del
Took long enough


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 04:46:02 [Preview] No.314896 del
>>314886
Return to monke


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 04:47:07 [Preview] No.314899 del
I am still stuck in the old thread. I do not even know there is a new one. I will never see this thread.


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 04:48:13 [Preview] No.314900 del
>>314899
I refuse to post in either thread.


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 04:51:21 [Preview] No.314901 del
>>314888
heckin bloody motherbots,d*mn them all to heck


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 04:52:25 [Preview] No.314903 del
>>314901
i was looking a forward to making some spaghetts and meat balls


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 04:54:07 [Preview] No.314906 del
>>314903
Can you just mush the ingredients instead ?


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 04:54:15 [Preview] No.314907 del
great thread 8/10


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 04:56:11 [Preview] No.314910 del
>>314906
I bought cans of whole peeled tomatoes, thinking I had a blender. I could dice them on a chopping board, but it will be messy.


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 04:57:05 [Preview] No.314912 del
>>314907
Thank you.


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 04:57:09 [Preview] No.314913 del
>>314910
Ah, yeah,that's not so good.


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 04:57:12 [Preview] No.314914 del
>>314910
I just open the can, stick a knife in and go crazy. Never made a mess doing that either.


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 04:57:33 [Preview] No.314915 del
>>314912
You have to wank him off now.


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 05:00:34 [Preview] No.314917 del
>>314886
Sometimes late at night I like to take a little walk to a nearby park and have a pee there, marking my territory in the cool night air.


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 05:02:24 [Preview] No.314918 del
>>314886
Creation time is very lovely.


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 05:02:48 [Preview] No.314919 del


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 05:03:01 [Preview] No.314920 del
I have not smoked any buds for 4 weeks and I have not smoked leaf or had a drink in 3 weeks.
Got there in the end, feeling pretty good NEETs.


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 05:03:03 [Preview] No.314921 del
>>314917
I might join you next time.


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 05:03:29 [Preview] No.314922 del


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 05:03:40 [Preview] No.314923 del
communal NEET late night peeing


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 05:04:02 [Preview] No.314924 del
>>314887
me laffin

>>314899
i was stuck too

>>314900
kek

>>314910
they just break up naturally with heat in the pan Gordon Ramsey


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 05:04:07 [Preview] No.314925 del
>>314920
Well done.


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 05:04:51 [Preview] No.314926 del
>>314920
Well done NEET. Do you feel better?


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 05:05:53 [Preview] No.314927 del
>>314924
>they just break up naturally with heat in the pan
This is true and you can give any stubborn chunks a bit of a help along with the side of the spoon.


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 05:06:01 [Preview] No.314928 del
>>314920
Good work.


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 05:06:16 [Preview] No.314929 del
>>314923
anyone else pee while brushing their teeth? its the only multitasking i can do


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 05:07:14 [Preview] No.314930 del
>>314926
Yeah,I do.I've done a load of things the last week or so I'd put off for 2 years.
Got the ciggies down to ten a day too and I'm working them down.


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 05:07:34 [Preview] No.314931 del
>>314929
I brush mine in the shower while peeing.


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 05:08:45 [Preview] No.314932 del
pee in women while doing teh sex


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 05:09:25 [Preview] No.314933 del
>>314929
I brush mine while having a poo


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 05:10:09 [Preview] No.314934 del
I brush my teeth with PISS.


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 05:10:32 [Preview] No.314935 del
hygiene is for fags


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 05:10:55 [Preview] No.314936 del
>>314930
>I'm working them down
Good NEET. Keep going.


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 05:11:01 [Preview] No.314937 del
I sneak into NEETs homes at night and pee on their tooth brushes


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 05:11:22 [Preview] No.314938 del
>>314935
Big stinkyNEET


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 05:11:40 [Preview] No.314939 del
Hygiene is pozzed


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 05:12:22 [Preview] No.314940 del
>>314936
Cheers, shall do.


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 05:12:42 [Preview] No.314941 del
Possum hasn't bathed since the soap holder broke in early 2020.


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 05:13:39 [Preview] No.314942 del
>>314941
Be honest, he hadn't bathed for a while before that.


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 05:14:04 [Preview] No.314943 del


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 05:14:10 [Preview] No.314944 del
>>314920
nice. i quit the cannabis jew after getting my car. try not to get bored or its easy to go back to it


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 05:14:20 [Preview] No.314945 del
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NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 05:14:21 [Preview] No.314946 del
>>314934
Smart.


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 05:17:18 [Preview] No.314947 del
>>314944
Yeah,Boredom is the trigger.At this stage I'm enjoying my brain working a little better.


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 05:26:02 [Preview] No.314948 del
>>314921
Alright, but if you want me to pee in your mouth, I want money.


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 05:27:05 [Preview] No.314949 del
Any thoughts on what to do instead of drinking? And don't tell me to smoke weed, you degenerates.


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 05:27:57 [Preview] No.314950 del
>>314949
Exercise and reading.


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 05:27:59 [Preview] No.314951 del
>>314949
Get on the meth


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 05:28:16 [Preview] No.314952 del
>>314949
comfort eat


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 05:29:53 [Preview] No.314953 del
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Hey Weber, does this make any sense considering I'm online while testing this?


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 05:31:00 [Preview] No.314954 del
>>314953
What is the blacked out address? IPs don't have to respond to ping. Many firewalls block responses.


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 05:31:49 [Preview] No.314955 del
>>314954
It's my Ip adress.


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 05:33:15 [Preview] No.314956 del
>>314954
Ah,cheers,It is my av blocking it.


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 05:34:16 [Preview] No.314957 del
>>314955
The IP on the external interface of your router? It may just not be responding, or can't respond due to some kind of NAT peculiarity.

There are online ping testers you can try.


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 05:34:17 [Preview] No.314958 del
>>314949
something you enjoy thats either better sober or you cant do drunk
for me that was driving/cars


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 05:36:20 [Preview] No.314959 del
>>314957
No, my router is pinging back too.
I was just wondering why it wasn't responding after I solved the connection problem.
Turns out bitdefender blocks IP pinging.


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 05:39:30 [Preview] No.314960 del
>>314958
Driving is like meditation.


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 05:40:01 [Preview] No.314961 del
>>314960
I get that while walking.


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 05:40:36 [Preview] No.314962 del
>>314960
then masturbate or go for night walks idk


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 05:42:47 [Preview] No.314963 del
Masturbate while night walking to the park for a communal NEET pee


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 05:43:53 [Preview] No.314964 del
>>314961
A walk gets the nogging jogging for me.

>>314962
It's a good thing, thats why I go for long drives.


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 05:44:13 [Preview] No.314965 del
>>314949
Have a wank.


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 05:44:37 [Preview] No.314966 del
>>314964
>gets the nogging jogging
yeah I seem to think better while on a nice walk


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 05:45:40 [Preview] No.314967 del
>>314966
same, but there cant be people around


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 05:46:26 [Preview] No.314968 del
>>314967
That's why i love my river


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 05:49:36 [Preview] No.314969 del
>>314968
Nothing like a good old river wank.


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 05:49:58 [Preview] No.314970 del
>>314969
It is the true Boong way.


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 05:55:21 [Preview] No.314971 del
I just farted.


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 05:57:35 [Preview] No.314972 del
>>314971
Good smell?


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 06:08:55 [Preview] No.314973 del
god dominos are cunts
give you a free pizza voucher but then expect you to spend an additional $21.90 before you can get it delivered
fuck them


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 06:13:26 [Preview] No.314974 del
>>314973
Pizzahut is the superior McPizza


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 06:13:41 [Preview] No.314975 del
>>314974
cant get that here


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 06:17:19 [Preview] No.314976 del
>>314974
Pizza Hut actually knows how to do a thin 'n crispy pizza unlike D*minos.


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 06:19:58 [Preview] No.314977 del
cooking easy bake rolls and having half a bottle of 2016 cab sav
fuck dominos
fuck pajeets
fuck everything


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 06:21:29 [Preview] No.314978 del
>>314977
Hecking everything.


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 06:23:02 [Preview] No.314979 del
>>314978
dont mock me


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 06:23:52 [Preview] No.314980 del
does another second breakfasted neet want that voucher number?


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 06:24:52 [Preview] No.314981 del
>>314980
If it was Pizza Hut I would.


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 06:25:17 [Preview] No.314982 del
>>314980
Post it and one of the executive will eat it.


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 06:25:53 [Preview] No.314983 del
AbseilNEET checking in, today was a slog. There were many fine young strumpets about though.

Stopped mid glaze because a woman was literally THAT hot, we simply had to make safe, stop and admire the creature.

Well deserved beers and cones are inbound aplenty. How are you all doing today, NEETums?


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 06:25:56 [Preview] No.314984 del
>>314982
If I posted my cat one of the Execs would eat it


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 06:27:10 [Preview] No.314985 del
1x Traditional pizza
Voucher Code: 544948533595
Expiry Date: 16/10/2022

Terms: Voucher Code valid for one use only and until the expiry date stated in this Voucher. Must only be redeemed online at dominos.com.au or via the Domino’s iPhone, iPad, or Android App at participating stores only. Not valid for redemption via phone orders or orders made in-store. Not transferable or redeemable for cash. A surcharge applies to upgrade to premium pizzas, half ‘n’ half, additional toppings, indulgent crusts, and promotional products. Minimum order amount for delivery $22


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 06:28:08 [Preview] No.314986 del
I just hope we get an image of it.


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 06:30:39 [Preview] No.314988 del
>>314987
basically "he who smelt it, dealt it" is the basis of our legal system and usually holds true in these types of happenings


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 06:31:04 [Preview] No.314989 del
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NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 06:31:59 [Preview] No.314990 del
>>314987
excellent bit of council planning there with regard to the location of the deck relative to the statue


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 06:32:40 [Preview] No.314991 del
>>314989
This should go on the fridge.


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 06:34:39 [Preview] No.314992 del
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>>314920
Well Done with giving the Marijuana the flick, NEET. That mind bending rubbish is no good.

Why not come on down to one of my drug recovery centres and select a fine bottle to help you through your re-adjustment period.


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 06:36:14 [Preview] No.314993 del
>>314989
Poor Cemen.


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 06:36:42 [Preview] No.314994 del
>>314983
Hello m8, nice to see you.


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 06:38:01 [Preview] No.314995 del
>>314992
I shall be avoiding your fine beverages till my recovery is complete my Lord.
Forgive my weakness.


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 06:38:23 [Preview] No.314996 del
>>314994
Hey mate. Did you get out and amongst it today?

You have to utilise the Agency youre given!


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 06:39:16 [Preview] No.314997 del
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NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 06:39:24 [Preview] No.314998 del
>>314996
>utilise the Agency
MAX are fucking useless though.


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 06:40:26 [Preview] No.314999 del
>>314983
Doing pretty good, having a few beers.


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 06:42:53 [Preview] No.315000 del
>>314995
O APOSTATE, THE LORD DAN SHALL STRIKE YOU DOWN


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 06:43:04 [Preview] No.315001 del
++315000++


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 06:43:23 [Preview] No.315002 del
>>314987
This Cook is the Shire logo


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 06:44:40 [Preview] No.315003 del
>>315002
Shire should be the Shire logo


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 06:46:10 [Preview] No.315004 del
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NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 06:48:03 [Preview] No.315006 del
>>314983
>Stopped mid glaze because a woman was literally THAT hot, we simply had to make safe, stop and admire the creature.
That's where you get paid the bonuses.

>How are you all doing today, NEETums?
Well, yourself?


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 06:48:17 [Preview] No.315007 del
>>315005
I'm suprised they didn't make him an Aboriginal tranny


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 06:48:34 [Preview] No.315008 del
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>>314998
MC or OCS (maybe OCC?) in melb for labouring, or be a builders labourer eg directly for multiplex or probuild or kone or hickory or whatever. Any tier 1 company. Have a go.

>>314999
Nice one brother, beat the heat any way you can. NEETsips are the BESTsips.
I'm tucking into many, many, many ice cold Tooheys Extra Dry tonight. I'm cranking basically the best of 40s to 60s country on my speaker and breathing the fire out of my lungs. Feels good man.


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 06:48:45 [Preview] No.315009 del
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NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 06:49:38 [Preview] No.315010 del
>>315008
>MC or OCS (maybe OCC?) in melb for labouring, or be a builders labourer eg directly for multiplex or probuild or kone or hickory or whatever. Any tier 1 company. Have a g
Sorry m8 but what the hell are you talking about?


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 06:50:12 [Preview] No.315011 del
>>315007
It was in 2017, probably changed by now. I just remember seeing the face on an old sign yesterday.


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 06:50:42 [Preview] No.315012 del
Ah, it was a misunderstood joke followed by unasked for advice.


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 06:51:38 [Preview] No.315013 del
>>315010
MAX agency is a labour hire mob.

Thought you were referring to working, was just saying if you want to be a broom pusher on union sites then that's generally the route to go. Union work is the best.


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 06:52:26 [Preview] No.315014 del
>>315013
Why am I a broom pusher ?
Where has this conversation come from?
HELP ME NEETS


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 06:53:28 [Preview] No.315015 del
>>315013
>Union work is the best.
do you care that most of your dues are squandered on the wankers running the union and their ALP mates?


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 06:54:05 [Preview] No.315016 del


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 06:54:31 [Preview] No.315017 del
Is abseil NEET a bit of a pretentious twat or am I misjudging?


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 06:57:00 [Preview] No.315018 del
>>315017
You are misjudging. You react badly to him because he reminds you of your own deficiencies and failures.


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 06:58:37 [Preview] No.315019 del
>>315018
>he reminds you of your own deficiencies and failures.
Which would be?


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 06:59:36 [Preview] No.315020 del
>>315017
I don't mind him so far. I hope he stays around.


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 07:00:38 [Preview] No.315021 del
>>315019
I don't know what they are specifically, but they led you to be the type of person who would post that >>315017 so they must be quite substantial.


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 07:00:46 [Preview] No.315022 del
>>315017
He's not pretentious at all.


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 07:00:48 [Preview] No.315023 del
>>315006
You know it. I'm good, just knackered. Working 10s and 8s for 4 weeks straight so far, not arguing with the coin.

>>315014
Don't worry, forget about it.

>>315012
This

>>315015
I'm a dual ticketer, cfmeu and plumbers union. I'm really unhappy with the way things are at the moment but the current climate doesn't allow you to ask too many big questions. It will come to a head soon enough though, its already began, actually.

>>315017
Not trying to be, I've got alot of tickets and experience and all that shit and I'm just trying to help. I was a NEET at 13, im now 33.


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 07:02:16 [Preview] No.315024 del
>>315021
This NEET is a pretentious twat.
I am not misjudging.


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 07:02:34 [Preview] No.315025 del
>>315023
>for 4 weeks straight
That would start driving me insane.


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 07:03:10 [Preview] No.315026 del
>>315023
>Not trying to be
Fair enough m8


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 07:04:57 [Preview] No.315027 del
>tfw wondering if that pizza was a good feed and if we will get a picture of it


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 07:07:54 [Preview] No.315028 del
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>>315009
Maybe we are seeing a battle for the image of Captain James T. Cook.

It would certainly be a valid target for any cultural marxism campaign.


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 07:10:06 [Preview] No.315029 del
>>315021
>>315017
Picrel

>>315025
Thank God for RDOs

>>315026
Next time I'm in town for a beer I'll drop hints for which pubs im at, come find me and I'll buy you a beer.

>>315027
Me too actually


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 07:11:47 [Preview] No.315030 del
>>315028
I don't really care too much about cook tbh.


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 07:13:03 [Preview] No.315031 del
>>315028
Abseil NEET could get that into some pretty interesting locations, im sure


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 07:14:56 [Preview] No.315032 del
>>315017
You dont come on to a board of alcoholics, DSP and Dole NEETs and brag about how awesome you are. its not really entertaining if you are flexing all the time.


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 07:17:59 [Preview] No.315033 del
>>315030
He was a good boat driver, but he did some dumb shit. His last bit of dumbassery cost him his life.


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 07:18:51 [Preview] No.315034 del
>>315032
We need more discussion about >>314480 and how to >>314481


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 07:20:11 [Preview] No.315035 del
>>315030
I think he's a valid hero. Much more brave and noble than the dreck the MSM put forward for the normies to coo and cluck over.

They are going to turn cook into hitler because they need a historical villain more relatable to aussies.


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 07:21:15 [Preview] No.315036 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=dnhUbmTSg1g [Embed]


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 07:21:25 [Preview] No.315037 del
>>315032
Nuro does that all the time.We need a replacement when his liver explodes.


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 07:22:34 [Preview] No.315038 del
>>315032
I take umbrage to this, and also fuck you.

I was a NEET till I was about 19, it was fucked.my brothers are still NEETs into their 40s, cooked heads from drugs and fighting. I'm from Tamworth originally. One just got out of gaol for being very naughty hes institutionalised out the fucking arse.

I was YOU, you flippant fuck. I still drink fucking 12 a night, school the PSOs on an almost fucking daily basis when some do gooder inevitably calls them on me on the train for open drinking.

I had to join the fucking Army to get the life skills to not be a USELESS FUCKING CONSUMER. You want that? Or someone who is willing to help you with how to improve your situation?

Sorry cunt, I'll stop "flexing", just for you, little snowflake.


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 07:23:27 [Preview] No.315039 del
>>315038
you have a wifey? you just cant stop flexing can you.


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 07:23:50 [Preview] No.315040 del
>>315037
You'll be expected to lay a block of Mersey Valley on his grave so don't get too excited.


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 07:25:12 [Preview] No.315041 del


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 07:25:26 [Preview] No.315042 del
>>315040
Hey Nuro. That shit you get off Alex Jones to boost your health gets metabolized in the liver yesno?

You should give that herbal shit the flick pronto.


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 07:26:18 [Preview] No.315043 del
>>315042
>Hey Nuro.


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 07:28:40 [Preview] No.315044 del
Now watching:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=44QdOp_tIO4 [Embed]


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 07:38:50 [Preview] No.315045 del
Betterment but at what cost?


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 07:41:37 [Preview] No.315046 del
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 07:42:10 [Preview] No.315047 del
>>315035
I don't really care about that aspect, but what this NEET is saying >>315033, he did a lot of dumb shit, especially when trying to find a passage through or over Canada back to England.


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 07:46:10 [Preview] No.315048 del
>>315047
He was,In fact, following orders, He upheld his duty and responsibility.


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 07:47:42 [Preview] No.315049 del
>>315042
This is rock solid advice.


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 07:47:52 [Preview] No.315050 del
>>315048
He wasn't ordered to shoot the first boong he saw before even leaving the ship, and he wasn't ordered to kidnap the the Tahitian King.


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 07:49:06 [Preview] No.315051 del
>>315048
It became irrational and the crew almost mutinied on him multiple times.


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 07:51:13 [Preview] No.315052 del
>>315038
Well said m8. Ignore the cunts who try to pull you down. They have a crab in a bucket mentality.


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 07:51:33 [Preview] No.315053 del
>>315050
I don't remember him shooting a boong, but he did shoot a maori.


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 07:52:15 [Preview] No.315054 del


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 07:53:23 [Preview] No.315055 del


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 07:58:15 [Preview] No.315057 del
Can anyone tell me how I would go about obtaining statistics about funeral attendance pertaining to the age bracket of 40-55 in NSW from about 1998-2005?

We have a bureau of statistics, how do I into?


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 07:58:37 [Preview] No.315058 del
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NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 07:58:41 [Preview] No.315059 del
>>315056
>who the fark are these ghost looking cunts
>oh fuck they have magic spears


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 07:59:58 [Preview] No.315060 del
>>315057
You're assuming those records are even kept.
If it wasn't for the COVID check-in on Friday, nobody would know who attended that funeral.


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 08:01:53 [Preview] No.315061 del
>>315051
>It became irrational


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 08:02:17 [Preview] No.315062 del
Do you NEETs fill out Covid check ins and scan codes with your phones and all of that?

I see them at some places I go but I just keep walking. I see other people clustering around them but no-one has ever said anything to me for not doing it.


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 08:02:57 [Preview] No.315063 del
>>315060
Truth. I'm assuming that the federal government is competent. Fucked from before yesterday.

Cool man, cheers


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 08:03:16 [Preview] No.315064 del
>>315058
I could not cry in public like that Pepe.


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 08:04:22 [Preview] No.315065 del
>>315062
Some places more like open spaces where they expect you to otherwise fill in a form.


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 08:04:24 [Preview] No.315066 del
>>315063
They might have some stats on average attendance. You could try googling it or write to them.


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 08:05:28 [Preview] No.315067 del
>>315062
I've only done it at places with door staff who actively insist on it. It's not worth being that drongo who causes a scene.


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 08:07:23 [Preview] No.315068 del
>>315067
>It's not worth being that drongo who causes a scene.
It might be fun to be a drongo who causes a scene. That's probably why those type of drongos do it. You get some attention and a feeling of power.


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 08:07:40 [Preview] No.315069 del
>>315066
Thanks for the tip, I was just hoping that it didn't have to come to actually have to contact them.


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 08:13:45 [Preview] No.315070 del
>>315068
no good is going to come from me screaming at the 16 year old girl on the door at bunnings
at best I'd be wasting a trip there
at worst some white knight decides to smack me in the mouth with a 4x2


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 08:18:59 [Preview] No.315071 del
>>315052
I'll crab your mental bucket


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 08:27:35 [Preview] No.315072 del
>>315071
crap in his bucket


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 08:28:30 [Preview] No.315073 del
>>315070
Choose a hill to die on.

Good outlook, belligerence and anger are tools, to be harnessed. Only a spastic hurts innocents.


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 08:28:42 [Preview] No.315074 del
how come the crab bucket doesn't fill up with poo and push all the crabs up and over the top?


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 08:31:50 [Preview] No.315075 del
>>315074
Its lonely at the bottom.


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 08:36:31 [Preview] No.315076 del
>>315074
Big bucket.


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 08:36:35 [Preview] No.315077 del
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>>315051
Imagine Shit talking Captain Cook.
Fucking boongs on the board, I swear.


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 08:42:52 [Preview] No.315078 del
Going to Richmond
Too many anti fascists at this bar


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 08:46:36 [Preview] No.315079 del
>>315078
Which bar?


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 08:55:56 [Preview] No.315080 del
At the neet compound, we will have two 24/7 bars, one called the iron bar, no boongs allowed, and the other called the animal bar, with a more inclusive policy towards indigenous australians.


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 09:00:42 [Preview] No.315081 del
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>>315080
>the other called the animal bar
Pants will be forbidden in this particular Bar.


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 09:01:18 [Preview] No.315082 del


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 09:03:52 [Preview] No.315083 del
Will the animal bar have executive rated stripper poles?


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 09:11:11 [Preview] No.315084 del
>still thinking about that pizza


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 09:12:53 [Preview] No.315085 del
>>315084
Was it a half and half?


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 09:17:18 [Preview] No.315086 del
>>315083
I'll strip your pole.


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 09:19:31 [Preview] No.315087 del
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>>315085
I'll have half


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 09:22:59 [Preview] No.315088 del
>>315086
I'll rip your hole


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 09:23:14 [Preview] No.315089 del
>>315085
Sorry I was thinking about what it would be. I need to know!


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 09:25:57 [Preview] No.315090 del
Off tap with protein NEET.


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 09:28:14 [Preview] No.315091 del


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 09:28:37 [Preview] No.315092 del
>>315090
>>315091
Sinking beers?


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 09:29:20 [Preview] No.315093 del
>>315090
What are you on?


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 09:44:04 [Preview] No.315094 del
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>>314969
river walks are Based

>>314973
why order dominos ? supermarket pizzas have reached parity you boong

>>314974
>>314976
this is fucking untrue and a fucking shit opinion

>>314983
im doing good thanks sorry i doubted you, make a flag with a caribina

>>315008
PUBLYFE

>>315037
accurate

>>315038
calm down as posso would say

>>315040
ooooffff calling a bit early mate ill be round for a while

>>315042
i bought a deal containing numerous products, customs had a problem with one so it all got confiscated

>>315043
wrong

>>315062
only if someone is actively checking and the worst is now the employment agency drones

>>315088
your gay advances are gay


> home
> caught up
> posting real nuro photos from real nuro beaches

BASED


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 09:47:06 [Preview] No.315095 del
>>315094
Very nice creepshot. Thicc.


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 09:48:32 [Preview] No.315096 del
>>315094
Good evening Nuro. Well caught up.

You do need to take action on your health before the complications progress. What is your plan moving forward?


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 09:49:16 [Preview] No.315097 del
>>315094
Is this the real Nuro? something feels off.


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 09:49:36 [Preview] No.315098 del
>>315094
I will inseminate you


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 09:50:39 [Preview] No.315099 del
>>315096
there is no plan unless i get a GF or the globalhomo stops i will be miserable, so lie and fudge the test numbers i guess


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 09:51:14 [Preview] No.315100 del
>>315098
stop being gay


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 09:52:42 [Preview] No.315101 del
>>315100
post bussy


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 09:54:04 [Preview] No.315102 del
>>315097
its real just cropped sightly


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 09:58:48 [Preview] No.315103 del
>>315099
You should have had a chit chat with that gal you took a picture of before.


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 09:59:56 [Preview] No.315104 del
>>315094
Kek. There is no surf. Your Thot is LARPing more than you.


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 10:02:05 [Preview] No.315105 del
Perhaps we need an executive swim team. The water is easy on the knees and we could have different lanes. I would go in the walking/waddle lane.


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 10:05:55 [Preview] No.315106 del
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>>315105
I'll just sit there and watch you other neets


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 10:07:15 [Preview] No.315107 del
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>>315094
Sorry to hear that you're down about your health. Why not come down to my store and pick up a bottle of red wine, after all, a glass or two with a meal is well known to be beneficial.


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 10:09:13 [Preview] No.315108 del
>>315106
Another executive and I, will get you on either side and drag you in. Will be forced to do at least one lap.


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 10:10:00 [Preview] No.315109 del
>>315103
i was actually in awe

>>315104
you contrian fuckwith there was plenty of surf and she fucking shredded it i was actualy amazed

>>315106
i had some girls wave at me when i was doing a wheelie on the shoreline later on

all that said and done it was a cloudy day but the rain held off and i am glad i made the most of it


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 10:11:19 [Preview] No.315110 del
>>315107
It's good that helpful Dan is back. He will guide the NEETs towards appropriate treatment plans.


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 10:19:47 [Preview] No.315111 del
>>315094
Mixed race mutt.


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 10:20:37 [Preview] No.315112 del
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>>315106
Would you like to play on the water slide?


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 10:20:59 [Preview] No.315113 del
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Gook Night Neets.


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 10:21:44 [Preview] No.315114 del
>>315112
The compound better have a big hill for a slide.


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 10:22:10 [Preview] No.315115 del
>>315112
Poor executive.


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 10:22:58 [Preview] No.315116 del
>>315113
Good night NEET. Sleep tight.


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 10:23:22 [Preview] No.315117 del
>>315113
Don't dox Nuro.


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 10:24:29 [Preview] No.315118 del
>>315113
nite neet


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 10:29:46 [Preview] No.315119 del
Good night NEETs. Sleep tight.


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 10:30:31 [Preview] No.315120 del
>>315119
Goodnight princess.


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 10:30:54 [Preview] No.315121 del
>>315119
Good night TightNEET.


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 10:33:38 [Preview] No.315122 del
Think it's about time to lie down on the old beanbag and watch some youtube videos on ancient history


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 10:34:48 [Preview] No.315123 del
>>315119
Night.


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 10:36:56 [Preview] No.315124 del
>>315122
What topic specifically?


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 10:49:28 [Preview] No.315125 del
Taking care of old mate at the pub in Richmond
He’s fucked up and I’m not
Wish I was just at home drinking by myself posting with Webber
You can smoke inside at 10pm but he’s hunting some Charlie
Not the best night after a poor brunch


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 10:53:23 [Preview] No.315126 del
Dominoes is 20 mins late


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 10:53:48 [Preview] No.315127 del
>>315125
Try and pick up a hot milf.


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 10:53:53 [Preview] No.315128 del
>>314920
EWxeeclient work.


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 10:54:16 [Preview] No.315129 del
>>314932
Do you think they'd like it?


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 10:54:51 [Preview] No.315130 del


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 10:55:16 [Preview] No.315131 del
>>314960
> >>314960
> I get that while walking.
Wanking*


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 10:55:34 [Preview] No.315132 del
>>314973
wewewew


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 10:56:00 [Preview] No.315133 del
>>314983
NEETy goodness going on.


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 10:56:30 [Preview] No.315134 del
Half a bag of coke is being acquired


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 10:56:35 [Preview] No.315135 del
>>315017
weewewewewewewew


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 10:57:15 [Preview] No.315136 del
>>315038
You can stick that wherever you like.


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 10:57:52 [Preview] No.315137 del
>>315094
Catch up.
Good neet.


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 10:58:19 [Preview] No.315138 del
>>315106
With ice and bottles of redtop in it.


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 10:58:27 [Preview] No.315139 del
>>315134
How much $$$?


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 10:58:48 [Preview] No.315140 del
>>315134
Stick a bit up your bum


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 11:00:42 [Preview] No.315141 del
>>315126
Saturday nights are busy time for them.


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 11:29:55 [Preview] No.315142 del
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Goodnight NEETs


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 11:31:27 [Preview] No.315143 del
>>315142
Gook night.


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 11:39:18 [Preview] No.315144 del
>>315080
pls make the neet compound real... i cant stand living alone... im going crazy


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 11:39:28 [Preview] No.315145 del
>>315142
Goodnight mate.


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 12:11:03 [Preview] No.315146 del
off me guts


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 12:11:45 [Preview] No.315147 del
Protein NEET si going to get me heroin if he goes I to the sublet and do charles.


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 12:25:39 [Preview] No.315149 del
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>>315094
I'll figure it out eventually

slowly slowly, teachy monkey

>>315133
Yes

i think that the only reason my old man never let me listen to willie Nelson was because he played a masterful 4th dimensional gambit


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 12:35:04 [Preview] No.315150 del
>>315149
Don't worry about him or the other narky cunts. They're just seething.


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 12:42:33 [Preview] No.315151 del
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>>315150
THE SHEER DISRESPECT


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 12:52:42 [Preview] No.315152 del
>>315149
>willie Nelson
>masterful 4th dimensional gambit
cool


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 12:56:03 [Preview] No.315153 del
>>315152
Elucidate me


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 12:58:30 [Preview] No.315154 del
I donate my worms to homeless shelters.


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 13:09:37 [Preview] No.315155 del
>>315153
https://youtube.com/watch?v=sJ5o6V1sb6s [Embed]


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 14:08:30 [Preview] No.315156 del
>>315155
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Xhs5j7HN8wM [Embed]


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 14:15:21 [Preview] No.315157 del
>>315156
That was excellent.


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 14:34:37 [Preview] No.315158 del
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>>315157

https://youtube.com/watch?v=nv33eaygVDQ [Embed]

Night m8.


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 14:56:27 [Preview] No.315159 del
good morning NEETs


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 16:01:49 [Preview] No.315160 del
>>315127
So I kinda did. I was hanging with this milf-y chick for quite a few hours. Got her number. Chatted her up. Things happened, I fell off the bench we were on and my hand pissed out blood. My jeans are spotted with blood, let alone my hands. I kissed her a fair bit.
Invited her back to mine but she wasn't too keen which is probably for the best, I have no condoms. She's sent me a couple texts about her friend disappearing thought so I assume shes interested. She moved to the same area as me during lockdown which is a positive.

Maybe I'll have a decent blonde milf on the hook.
Did, and did well, at not mentioning how the overthrow of Iraqi Ba'athim was a precursor to the rise of ISIS and Kurdish militarism.

Just wanna fuck this Emma girl tbh


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 16:06:24 [Preview] No.315161 del
She seems nice.
I'll invite her for coffee and then try to make myself her boytoy.


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 18:11:18 [Preview] No.315162 del
Morning neets. 5 am, slept better than I have in a while due to less heat. I'm optimistic for the day ahead.


CAM ON AUSNEETS CAM ON NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 18:57:32 [Preview] No.315163 del
We're on in a few hours. Tournament stream starting now.
We need any win to qualify for the finals.

/islam/ vs. /ausneets/:
WA: Sun 05:30
NT: Sun 07:00
QLD: Sun 07:30
SA: Sun 08:00
NSW/VIC/TAS: Sun 08:30


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 19:30:41 [Preview] No.315164 del
>>315159
morning
dump your shitcoins and get on the btc rocket


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 20:04:35 [Preview] No.315166 del
>>315164
im up $200 today, feels good
i'll use BTC for storing my mined ETH


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 20:19:58 [Preview] No.315167 del
mordening
going to get up and have a mondster after i take a piss out my dick


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 20:44:16 [Preview] No.315168 del
>>315154
>t. KindNEET

>>315160
>She moved to the same area as me during lockdown which is a positive.
I look forward to the developments.


>>315162
>I'm optimistic for the day ahead.
Good to hear.

>>315167
>i take a piss out my dick
What about the arse?

>>315159
>>315162
>>315164
>>315167
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 20:45:12 [Preview] No.315169 del
>Columbia professor, 54, says he is a PROUD heroin user and claims can be 'as rational as alcohol use' and helps him maintain his 'work-life balance'
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9280335/Head-Columbia-psych-department-claims-does-heroin-MDMA-feel-refreshed.html


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 20:47:26 [Preview] No.315170 del
>Shocking moment speeding motorcyclist desperately tries to brake before running into the back of a turning truck
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9281253/Shocking-moment-speeding-motorcyclist-desperately-tries-brake.html


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 20:48:22 [Preview] No.315171 del
>>315169
clicked and saw he's a nigger
what a surprse


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 20:49:09 [Preview] No.315172 del
>>315171
I left that as the surprise.


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 20:53:21 [Preview] No.315173 del
>>315160
>>315161
Good luck NEET let us know how you go.


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 20:56:18 [Preview] No.315174 del
>>315171
its always a negro
https://youtube.com/watch?v=6O84k3g8z_s [Embed]


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 20:58:57 [Preview] No.315175 del
>Why you should get your skin checked NOW: Man who has been in an excruciating battle with deadly melanoma for 17 years after ignoring a small mole reveals the signs everyone should be aware of
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-9272867/Man-reveals-17-year-battle-skin-cancer-urges-check-skin.html


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NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 21:00:45 [Preview] No.315177 del
Betterment but at what cost
>What on earth! Google enthusiast uncovers obscure manhood-shaped island in the middle of the Pacific Ocean
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9281353/Google-enthusiast-uncovers-obscure-manhood-shaped-island-middle-Pacific-Ocean.html


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 21:01:14 [Preview] No.315178 del
>>315176
Hearty kek


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 21:01:36 [Preview] No.315179 del
>>315171
It's hard to make it to college professor as a hard drug user without affirmative action.


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 21:03:57 [Preview] No.315180 del
>>315174
There was a good documentary about it on Netflix that I haven't finished yet.


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 21:06:51 [Preview] No.315181 del
>>315179
>without affirmative action.
I was reading up somewhere that people knowing you got the job because of this is seen as discriminatory.


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 21:09:28 [Preview] No.315183 del
>>315182
I would like to imagine that is how Monk's milf looks like and that his encounter inspired her to find it.


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 21:14:19 [Preview] No.315184 del
>>315183
I wonder if he will be in for a surprise when he sees her next without his beer goggles on.


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 21:17:47 [Preview] No.315185 del
>>315184
This new arc will be interesting. I hope we get to hear a new Vocaroo from her.


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 21:21:05 [Preview] No.315186 del
I saw this video clip on Tiktok the other day and I remembered it this morning
https://youtube.com/watch?v=BcmUOmvl1N8 [Embed]


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 21:28:08 [Preview] No.315187 del
I am enjoying my second monitor. I can post while pausing GTA V online on FiveM


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 21:29:47 [Preview] No.315188 del
>>315165
We're on in 5


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 21:37:31 [Preview] No.315189 del
>>315188
this lego match is mildly amusing


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 21:45:09 [Preview] No.315190 del
>>315189
NEET LYFE


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 21:46:14 [Preview] No.315191 del
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK YEAH GOOD MORNING NEETS!!!


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 21:47:28 [Preview] No.315192 del
>>315191
Good morning NEET.


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 21:47:45 [Preview] No.315193 del
>>315165
It started.


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 21:48:23 [Preview] No.315194 del
possum is an actual possum in the game and the ball is a rock


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 21:49:34 [Preview] No.315195 del
>>315194
Pretty based so far.


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 21:51:37 [Preview] No.315196 del
Who set up the team?
>WEBER SCOOPS IT UP


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 21:54:09 [Preview] No.315197 del
Such beautiful music.


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 21:54:49 [Preview] No.315198 del
>Not the worst thing to come out of /ausneets/


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 22:10:26 [Preview] No.315199 del
>WEIBER


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 22:11:06 [Preview] No.315200 del
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 22:12:45 [Preview] No.315201 del
mashallah


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 22:15:19 [Preview] No.315202 del
>>315199
9 saves


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 22:30:00 [Preview] No.315203 del
>>315202
Weeber did well.


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 22:30:56 [Preview] No.315204 del
>>315203
Possum kicked both goals.


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 22:31:53 [Preview] No.315205 del
>>315204
Shitey missed a few opportunities.


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 22:32:47 [Preview] No.315207 del
>>315205
I miss Shitey. I hope he's OK.


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 22:33:28 [Preview] No.315208 del
>>315206
I saw that yesterday. I got past the first sentence. No further.


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 22:34:56 [Preview] No.315209 del
>>315207
The Indian lady will take care of him.


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 22:43:04 [Preview] No.315211 del
>>315207
tbqh I just miss his turtle


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 22:44:34 [Preview] No.315212 del
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Got to the gym for the first time in two weeks, did another full workout, feelin pretty swole.


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 22:46:18 [Preview] No.315213 del
>>315209
I hope so.

The HA didn't mention her Valentine's Day card or present, and made no contact on Friday to ask how the funeral went, so not all Indian Ladies are good people.


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 22:46:38 [Preview] No.315214 del
>>315212
good work


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 22:48:34 [Preview] No.315215 del
>>315212
Well done NEET.


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 22:52:21 [Preview] No.315216 del
>>315213
:-( very sad update.


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 22:52:44 [Preview] No.315217 del
>>315211
We all do.


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 22:55:59 [Preview] No.315219 del
>>315216
oh well, fuck her
i shall block her on my phone and withdraw all contact at work


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 23:00:24 [Preview] No.315220 del
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School bus arriving in Mongolia.


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 23:04:51 [Preview] No.315221 del
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What if shitey was actually a were-turtle and those pictures were of him in turtle form? And he's somehow become trapped and can't transform back into human form and that's why he's not posting and he needs the neet crew to rescue him?


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 23:06:49 [Preview] No.315222 del
>>315221
i'd rather just stay the turtle


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 23:07:20 [Preview] No.315223 del


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 23:15:37 [Preview] No.315224 del
>>315222
havin a bask and some bacon


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 23:16:57 [Preview] No.315225 del
Option 1
THE AMERICAN DREAM
2 fluffy pancakes, crispy fried chicken, flame grilled bacon, maple syrup

Option 2
BREKKY BANGA
(BREAKFAST ALL DAY)
Sausage, bacon, egg, hash brown, cheese, BBQ sauce in an x muffin

Option 3
MORNING GLORY
(BREAKFAST ALL DAY)
Egg, bacon, sausage, tomato, lettuce, tomato chutney


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 23:19:25 [Preview] No.315226 del
>>315191
>>315168
>>315167
>>315164
>>315162
Good morning friends.
Quality boong session yesterday.


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 23:20:27 [Preview] No.315227 del
>>315226
Good morning my friend.


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 23:20:53 [Preview] No.315228 del
>>315160
If she's a good slut, get her to let you write ausneets on her arse in lipstick for a banner.


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 23:23:09 [Preview] No.315229 del


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 23:26:10 [Preview] No.315230 del
>>315183
I like this meme.
We need to start posting more milf pics.


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 23:27:06 [Preview] No.315231 del
>>315185
I hope she beats him and tells him to get his shit together.


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 23:30:09 [Preview] No.315232 del
>>315213
Maybe she thought you may be emotionally a bit hung up over it and wanted to give you a bit of space.
The HA is a thoughtful, nice lady.


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 23:30:43 [Preview] No.315233 del
>>315219
Don't be a mong.


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 23:31:07 [Preview] No.315234 del
>>315219
She what happens next. It is better fun to watch people squirm their way out of an issue.


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 23:31:32 [Preview] No.315235 del
>>315221
Interesting theory


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 23:32:07 [Preview] No.315236 del
>>315225
Option 1, if done well. Not very often you have that combination for breakfast.


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 23:32:25 [Preview] No.315237 del
>>315226
Good morning NEET. Many choofs?


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 23:32:47 [Preview] No.315238 del
>>315221
It would explain why it's always giving the camera a slutty stare.


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 23:32:50 [Preview] No.315239 del
>>315230
Some say you need them!

>>315231
That could help.


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 23:33:22 [Preview] No.315240 del
>>315227
Mornign


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 23:34:49 [Preview] No.315241 del
>>315236
Yeah, I will need to go there and try them all.
I've said that about the bheurgs too but yesterday I had the southern belle for the third or fourth time.


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 23:36:40 [Preview] No.315242 del
>>315237
About 10.. ish
Half a bottle of scotch
Half a bottle of plonk (while waiting for pizza with two extra pepsis)

This was all with protoin noot


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 23:37:54 [Preview] No.315243 del
>>315241
>I had the southern belle for the third or fourth time.
I am pretty much order the same entree and pork dish every time I get Thai. Nothing wrong with ordering the same thing but get something extra in case you don't like the burger.


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 23:38:15 [Preview] No.315244 del
Morning bros, got a black instant on deck.


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 23:39:50 [Preview] No.315245 del
>>315244
Morning.


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 23:40:30 [Preview] No.315246 del
I got warned on FiveM server for PVP and trying to avoid people in cars using homing rockets. I triggered some moderator by using noclip (you cannot be attacked) in front of them while in a car without using weapons while she shot a bunch of rockets at me. Then I drove away, I got killed by her and enabled noclip too late before she caught up. I warned for avoiding PVP despite having no weapons and only using the car at speed to ram idiots. Reeee.


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 23:40:47 [Preview] No.315247 del
>>315244
Morning NEET.


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 23:42:50 [Preview] No.315248 del
>>315246
You are too old for that sort of shit.


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 23:45:54 [Preview] No.315249 del
>>315244
Morning Bros, Got a black instant up deck


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 23:50:47 [Preview] No.315250 del
>>315228
And if she's a bad slut, you need to punish her until she does.


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 23:51:39 [Preview] No.315251 del
>>315238
I just assumed it was a professional turtle model, and was giving us its practiced blue steel look.


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 23:52:42 [Preview] No.315252 del
>>315248
I am not. She's pretty badly triggered. Someone said no-clip and she said "who?" given she hasn't spoken for the last 30 minutes I think she is pretty interested in catching me again.


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 23:52:57 [Preview] No.315253 del
>>315249
Good morning Nuro.


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 23:55:34 [Preview] No.315254 del
>>315239
It's going to be a sexy arc.


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 23:56:39 [Preview] No.315255 del
I want a 20 minute HD video of Monk fucking this milf.


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 23:56:50 [Preview] No.315256 del
>>315243
I've tried two other types of burgers but the southern belle is ace.
I thought that was an over the top review initially, but it really is.


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 23:56:57 [Preview] No.315257 del
>>315249
>Got a black instant up deck
Well bantered.


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 23:57:05 [Preview] No.315258 del
>>315244
Put it on your dick.


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 23:59:29 [Preview] No.315259 del
https://voca.ro/1oVOBIEKVajE

In case anyone is interested in boong ramblings.
Before any of you ask, and try to snoop my arse, I have no idea who this Nathan who keeps coming up is.
Nathan seems like a cover all name, like a John Doe.


NEET 02/20/2021 (Sat) 23:59:51 [Preview] No.315260 del
>>315249
Well bendered.


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 00:01:24 [Preview] No.315261 del
>>315250
I hope she gets together with her friends and makes Monke perform for them all while they drink pink moscato.


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 00:02:15 [Preview] No.315262 del
>>315251
Those eyes could melt steel beams.


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 00:02:31 [Preview] No.315263 del
>>315252
On GTAV?


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 00:02:58 [Preview] No.315264 del
>>315255
I hope she goes to kmart and makes his apartment welcoming.


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 00:04:04 [Preview] No.315265 del
>>315256
>southern belle
I will have to try it in the near future.


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 00:04:10 [Preview] No.315266 del
>>315264
She will get him a Love,Live,Laugh framed print for the wall.


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 00:04:28 [Preview] No.315267 del


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 00:05:45 [Preview] No.315268 del
>>315259
Wanking is a top priority.


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 00:06:08 [Preview] No.315269 del
>>315265
It's got a beer batter type thing on it. It is very nice.


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 00:07:29 [Preview] No.315270 del
>>315266
Right next to the Venetians hopefully.


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 00:08:19 [Preview] No.315271 del
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Getting those hunger feels.
I hope they don't have a knock off time for breakkyie.
Bit sketchy going there, I haven't had a shower and cops sometimes hang out there.


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 00:09:27 [Preview] No.315272 del
>>315259
You need a Cab sav.


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 00:11:43 [Preview] No.315273 del
>>315271
Have a shower.


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 00:12:03 [Preview] No.315274 del
>>315266
It's what he needs in his life.
I hope she puts floral images on his walls.


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 00:12:52 [Preview] No.315275 del


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 00:13:09 [Preview] No.315276 del
>>315268
I woke up pre wanked.


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 00:13:48 [Preview] No.315277 del
>>315272
We had a big one each, I put gcuddles in the cup.
He spilt his in the lounge.


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 00:14:02 [Preview] No.315278 del
>>315276
Wet dream?


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 00:14:39 [Preview] No.315279 del
>>315278
I guess so. The window was left open so I can't be entirely sure.


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 00:16:33 [Preview] No.315280 del
>>315277
>He spilt his in the lounge
Big stain?


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 00:17:39 [Preview] No.315281 del
>>315280
It was on the Afghani rug, I can't smell or see anything.


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 00:17:53 [Preview] No.315282 del
>>315275
What about "yes"?


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 00:19:02 [Preview] No.315283 del
>>315282
= anal?


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 00:25:26 [Preview] No.315284 del
>>315253
>>315257
>>315260

what are we up to today ? me its fucking beautiful sunny day up the coast, cool breeze does not get any better. Unfortunately the tide is wrong but i will still get out for a brrrrrrrrrr


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 00:27:30 [Preview] No.315285 del
>>315284
Nice.
It's a great looking day in best A today.
The main thing on the books today is to do my washing.
I don't think I will be able to do mch more.


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 00:28:45 [Preview] No.315286 del
TROOPER X SUNDAES
Oreo, nutella, caramel waffle, bubble gum w/nerds


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 00:34:34 [Preview] No.315288 del
>>315259
Has your Monaro expressed displeasure at yesterday's boonging?


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 00:35:24 [Preview] No.315289 del
>>315170
i know exactly where that is

> no one mentioning the fucking truck crossing double lines in the comments
im mad


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 00:35:26 [Preview] No.315290 del


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 00:35:52 [Preview] No.315291 del
>>315288
Nah, she was asleep before I started vomiting.


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 00:37:13 [Preview] No.315292 del
>>315289
>crossing double lines
He was coming out of a property.
I don't think that's an issue.


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 00:37:38 [Preview] No.315293 del
>>315284
Playing GTA V.


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 00:37:59 [Preview] No.315294 del
>>315286
>w/nerds
That might tip how I feel about it depending on how it is combined.


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 00:38:16 [Preview] No.315295 del
>>315287
HP Bar?


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 00:38:26 [Preview] No.315296 del
>>315285
i did a fuckload of bathroom and kitchen and room cleaning during the week, everything is super clean, need to wash my sheets again today tho, i wash them and like clockwork drop some food while binging on flavourtowmn the next day... how annoying


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 00:38:51 [Preview] No.315297 del
>>315289
I would have sided with the truck but within the last 10 years, most truck drives are insane.


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 00:39:07 [Preview] No.315298 del
>>315290
Feed = Power.


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 00:40:06 [Preview] No.315299 del
>>315289
>>315297
I mean they are normally always in the wrong.


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 00:40:13 [Preview] No.315300 del
>>315294
Same, I've never had them with something else.


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 00:40:42 [Preview] No.315301 del
>>315295
With an open bar and Hermoiney dancing on a table.


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 00:41:22 [Preview] No.315302 del
>>315296
You need to stop eating in bed.


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 00:41:45 [Preview] No.315303 del
>>315298
I need it!!


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 00:44:46 [Preview] No.315304 del
How much salt do you eat neets? If nuro's olives were bad for him, I'm thinking my habit of binging on 200g packets of salt and vinegar chips, with dip should probably stop.


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 00:46:39 [Preview] No.315305 del
>>315304
You need to get something that can carry more dip.


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 00:49:11 [Preview] No.315306 del
neet commune when? im ready


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 00:49:18 [Preview] No.315307 del
>>315304
You just need to manage it - cut down to no more than 3 chips & dip binges a day, with no bingeing in between meals.


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 00:49:44 [Preview] No.315308 del
>>315304
What sort of dip do you eat?


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 00:53:02 [Preview] No.315309 del
>>315306
How much lube do you have?
You only think you're ready.


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 00:56:55 [Preview] No.315310 del
two days in a row the kfc chips have been soggy garbage


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 00:59:05 [Preview] No.315311 del
>>315310
YOU DONT CARE
YOU LOVE IT


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 01:01:15 [Preview] No.315312 del
>>315311
I've thrown them out both times.


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 01:03:18 [Preview] No.315313 del
I forgot to push the covered in curry meme. I must start now.


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 01:03:52 [Preview] No.315314 del
>>315312
Should've gone to burgerX


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 01:14:57 [Preview] No.315315 del
>>315314
no more junk food this week


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 01:25:21 [Preview] No.315316 del
>>315304
I try to keep the level at a minimum but I do add salt to some food like lamb chops.


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 01:27:40 [Preview] No.315317 del
>>315316
I get a salt lick from the farm supply shop each Saturday.


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 01:37:48 [Preview] No.315318 del
>>315315
You'll starve tonight


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 01:38:11 [Preview] No.315319 del
>>315318
got some more helens


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 01:39:01 [Preview] No.315320 del
(2.53 MB 4160x3120 IMG20210221115846.jpg)
I and doggo are fed.


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 01:41:55 [Preview] No.315321 del
>>315317
To keep those sodium levels high?


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 01:41:59 [Preview] No.315322 del
>>315320
Looks nice. How was it?


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 01:43:17 [Preview] No.315323 del
>>315320
Was it as delightful as advertised?


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 01:50:47 [Preview] No.315324 del
>>315323
>>315322
It was good but I would've preferred a sausage or an egg over the chicken tendies.


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 01:51:40 [Preview] No.315325 del
>>315304
Nuro needs the salt though.


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 01:57:57 [Preview] No.315326 del
>>315319
Are they for the smoker?


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 02:03:20 [Preview] No.315327 del
O'Week starts tomorrow.
Still single. Christ have mercy.


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 02:04:20 [Preview] No.315328 del
>>315327
Why does it matter?


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 02:07:01 [Preview] No.315329 del
>>315327
Calm down.


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 02:19:34 [Preview] No.315330 del
Still not looking forward to that almost 11pm tutorial enrolment.


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 02:21:22 [Preview] No.315331 del
Mornin brahs
Having a warm can of corona.
Got that 'worth it' kind of hangover. Little disappointed that milf didn't come home with me but her texting me until 3am must means shes at least half keen.
One of my fingers feels a bit weird, and there's still blood all over my hands.

Fuck. Forgot about the UFC. Main fights still haven't happened.
Could quickly jump on a train to the pub but I'm a bit dusty. Old mate never ended up getting that bag of coke, thank dog.


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 02:22:56 [Preview] No.315332 del
>>315331
Afternoon NEET.

>Old mate never ended up getting that bag of coke, thank dog.
Boongery would increase ten fold


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 02:26:39 [Preview] No.315333 del
>>315331
>texting me until 3am
Did she send nudes?


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 02:28:52 [Preview] No.315334 del
>>315331
text her you want to put your 1 feet penus in her vegana


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 02:31:34 [Preview] No.315335 del
>>315333
She sent me a possibly suggestive? photo of her cat and legs
She didn't reply when I said "Xeno (the cat) has a bette view of your legs than I do!"


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 02:32:20 [Preview] No.315336 del


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 02:33:59 [Preview] No.315337 del
(685.92 KB 2388x1448 i miss her.jpg)


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 02:34:15 [Preview] No.315338 del
Wombino - chuck a hundy on Derrick Lewis 3rd round TKO/KO
Free money


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 02:35:15 [Preview] No.315339 del


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 02:36:19 [Preview] No.315340 del
>>315338
and if it loses?


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 02:36:51 [Preview] No.315341 del
>>315327
>O'Week
Huh?


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 02:38:00 [Preview] No.315342 del
>>315331
>all over my hands.
This could be taken in many contexts.
She probably already has the gorilla HPV now.


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 02:38:39 [Preview] No.315343 del
>>315331
Watch it on a stream here and talk to us.


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 02:40:01 [Preview] No.315344 del
Also I shaved down to a mustache, there was a big line to the shitter and I said "you boys waiting for lines or what?" and they had a laugh about how I looked like a classic undercover cop.

>>315341
Orientation week. It's where they teach all the chinks and poos how to find lecture theatres and logon to their e-mails.

>>315342
She probably has the HPV regardless.


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 02:40:11 [Preview] No.315345 del
>>315335
This is a good arc.
I hope she grooms you into an upstanding young man.
Someone she can be seen in public with without her friends thinking she's a missionary.


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 02:41:12 [Preview] No.315346 del
>>315339
Will we be getting pictures?


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 02:42:09 [Preview] No.315347 del
Monke seems like most of the people I know who work in real estate.


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 02:42:22 [Preview] No.315348 del
>>315346
we'll see
might do it tomorrow
not sure
doing wood work at the moment
just having a break and a drink


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 02:42:28 [Preview] No.315349 del
Going to the pub to watch big boys try to kill each other.
Will listen to the vocaroo later.


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 02:42:43 [Preview] No.315350 del
>>315344
>classic undercover cop
lol


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 02:43:04 [Preview] No.315351 del
>>315344
>She probably has the HPV regardless.
You can make a stronger strain together.


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 02:43:14 [Preview] No.315352 del
>>315344
>has the HPV regardless.
Dont worry about the franger.


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 02:43:40 [Preview] No.315353 del
>>315346
>wood work at the moment
>>315348
>wood work at the moment


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 02:44:09 [Preview] No.315354 del
>>315349
Make one of you at the pub.


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 02:46:50 [Preview] No.315355 del
ProteinNEET got through about half of dark souls 3 without levelling up before going home.
I had only just killed the first boss guy to get to the first save point nd that had taken me just under 4 hours.
I will see what he's done in a bit


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 02:47:31 [Preview] No.315356 del
Fuck, my jeans are covered in blood.


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 02:48:27 [Preview] No.315357 del
>>315356
Maybe the milf gets off on that shit.


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 02:49:11 [Preview] No.315358 del
I will confront my mate at some point over his drinking problem.
At one point last night I cracked it at him because I said "stay here with the pints. I'm taking a piss. DON'T GO ANYWHERE OK?" and then I come back to see him bent over talking into some girls ear with 2 pints in his hands. I was livid.


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 02:49:32 [Preview] No.315359 del
i got a bottle of bunnahabhain at dans. the one with the blue label and the picture of an anchor
gonna listen to sea shanties while drinking it


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 02:51:20 [Preview] No.315360 del
>>315358
I don't see the problem.


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 02:52:25 [Preview] No.315361 del
>>315358
so you were able to find him immediately and he still had the beers he was guarding?


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 02:54:17 [Preview] No.315362 del
>>315355
>had taken me just under 4 hours.
Just playing slowly or was it the goon?


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 02:54:49 [Preview] No.315363 del
>>315358
He needed both the pints and girl,


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 02:54:55 [Preview] No.315364 del
>>315359
bunnahabhain
Is it any good?


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 02:55:27 [Preview] No.315365 del
>>315362
Nah, that was over a couple weeks.
It's too hard.


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 02:57:49 [Preview] No.315366 del
>>315364
dont know yet
the one in the red tube is good, so this should be fine
46% alcohol too


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 02:58:46 [Preview] No.315367 del
>>315361
That’s not the point.


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 03:00:49 [Preview] No.315368 del
Buses replacing trains
Fuck sake
16 dollar Uber for a 15 minute walk


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 03:01:12 [Preview] No.315369 del
https://www.strikeout.nu/ufc

Monke could've stayed here and watched the stream with us but his barman friend provides a better atmosphere.


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 03:01:33 [Preview] No.315370 del
>>315368
Google Maps should tell you what to hop on. I would have just walked.


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 03:06:06 [Preview] No.315371 del
I wonder how high that credit card is now.


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 03:09:25 [Preview] No.315372 del
(71.37 KB 1017x678 bartend.jpg)
>Paywave again Mr @Deakin?


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 03:11:19 [Preview] No.315373 del
At the pub with a pint and a good view of the big screen

>>315371
2 grand exactly.

>>315372
Lol, some of the same guys I saw last time are here


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 03:21:09 [Preview] No.315374 del
I’m typically into small petite feminine girls but these female fighters get me rock hard for some reason


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 03:22:43 [Preview] No.315375 del
(3.55 MB 1774x1317 pumpprov.png)
As this pumpkin ripens it turns from green to a rich tan colour. I find it aesthetically pleasing. I get satisfaction from this pumpkin. I enjoy looking at it. It soothes me.

Perhaps if I grow enough pumpkins my mental health will recover. I will grow acres of them and dance around them naked.

That is where healing lies for me.


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 03:24:14 [Preview] No.315376 del
>>315374
I have had many good wanks over on the r/fitgirls subreddit.


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 03:28:23 [Preview] No.315377 del
>>315375
>I get satisfaction from this pumpkin. I enjoy looking at it. It soothes me.
Give it a good old rub.


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 03:31:32 [Preview] No.315378 del
>>315375
>I will grow acres of them and dance around them naked.
Hot!

>That is where healing lies for me.
Lovely.


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 03:35:32 [Preview] No.315379 del
An old bloke has just collapsed at the pub
There’s talk of calling an ambulance, the staff don’t know what to do


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 03:37:30 [Preview] No.315380 del
>>315379
if he lives he lives
we live in a deterministic universe


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 03:37:48 [Preview] No.315381 del
>>315379
Had he had a lot to drink? How old is he?


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 03:38:50 [Preview] No.315382 del
>>315381
Looks late 60s. I think he’s just boonged


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 03:41:38 [Preview] No.315383 del
>>315379
fucking nerve gas


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 03:43:46 [Preview] No.315384 del
>>315379
hit him


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 03:45:45 [Preview] No.315385 del
Carn Lewis with the 3rd round TKO


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 03:57:12 [Preview] No.315386 del
>>315374
> small petite feminine girls
You like chunky Poojas.


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 03:57:52 [Preview] No.315387 del
Yeah Lewis!


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 03:57:54 [Preview] No.315388 del
>>315375
>dance around them naked.
Seeing this is where healing lies for me.


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 03:58:16 [Preview] No.315389 del
>>315386
what he likes and what he gets are two separate things


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 03:58:21 [Preview] No.315390 del
>>315379
Call a fucking ambulance.


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 03:58:24 [Preview] No.315391 del
lol fat negro got a couple of extra shots in and killed the other one.


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 03:59:23 [Preview] No.315392 del
>>315389
He loves them.
Where you can grab their tummy fat like a tit.


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 04:00:41 [Preview] No.315393 del
Tummy must be flat, arse must be fat.


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 04:04:35 [Preview] No.315394 del
off for a big long ride, not sure if cognac or goon today, its all down to the bottle shop (the yalumba is extremely popular around here)


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 04:05:02 [Preview] No.315395 del
No I enjoy a little tum to grab
Can still be petite with a tum tum


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 04:09:06 [Preview] No.315396 del
>>315394
>the yalumba is extremely popular around here)
People see you with it Nuro, and then they copy. You have been setting trends since you were a teenager. Have a good ride.


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 04:09:22 [Preview] No.315397 del
>>315394
Pick what is best for you.


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 04:13:57 [Preview] No.315398 del
Women and nigs ok espn post show. Shit to watch.
Might get a parma


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 04:14:02 [Preview] No.315399 del


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 04:15:50 [Preview] No.315400 del
>>315398
>parma
parmi


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 04:16:14 [Preview] No.315401 del
>>315400
No. Don’t you start


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 04:17:29 [Preview] No.315402 del
parmo


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 04:19:27 [Preview] No.315403 del
Ate fish. It was nice. Thank you fish.
>>315401
It's parmi.


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 04:20:43 [Preview] No.315404 del
It’s parma. Northern barbarians


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 04:24:37 [Preview] No.315405 del
>>315403
What sort of fish?


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 04:25:17 [Preview] No.315406 del
In the commune it shall be referred to as a parmi. Where there is a conflict in spelling or pronunciation, SA BEST A NEETs will decide which to go with, having been settled by non-convicts speaking the Queen's English.


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 04:25:34 [Preview] No.315407 del
This Youtube Music thing that chooses music for you (the one Cruisedog links to) doesn't realise that I don't want the shitty songs from recent albums of the bands I like.


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 04:26:19 [Preview] No.315408 del
>>315404
>southron
Opinion discarded.


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 04:28:27 [Preview] No.315409 del
>>315406
Well I don’t agree


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 04:29:39 [Preview] No.315410 del
Woolies sold me the wrong darts
Day ruined


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 04:33:04 [Preview] No.315411 del
>>315406
I agree.


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 04:33:55 [Preview] No.315412 del
3rd pint, hangover is very manageable. Might get a feed at the chook shop


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 04:34:37 [Preview] No.315413 del
>>315410
Exchange them!


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 04:34:42 [Preview] No.315414 del
>>315410
Which ones did you ask for, and which ones did you receive?


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 04:35:10 [Preview] No.315415 del
>>315412
Have a chunder in the chook shop loo.


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 04:36:33 [Preview] No.315416 del
>>315415
Have a chunder in the chook shop bain-marie.


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 04:36:52 [Preview] No.315417 del
I've always thought it was Parmu.


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 04:37:01 [Preview] No.315418 del
>>315414
and why did you knowingly accept and pay for the wrong ones?


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 04:37:15 [Preview] No.315419 del
What the hecking heck.
The day is almost over.


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 04:37:25 [Preview] No.315420 del
>>315417
uwu parmu


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 04:37:33 [Preview] No.315421 del
>>315416
Well bantered.


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 04:40:38 [Preview] No.315422 del
I asked for some rothie golds with a cool crush filter. I got JPS plus with a "coolcrush ball".
Ambos have just arrived for old mate pisshead


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 04:41:34 [Preview] No.315423 del
It's parmi. Meet me at the bike racks after school tomorrow and we'll sort this out.


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 04:42:35 [Preview] No.315424 del
She'll be fine


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 04:43:46 [Preview] No.315425 del
>>315422
Like this >>315424 he just need a good whack to get back into shape.


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 04:48:25 [Preview] No.315426 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=gbGfhT1yehw [Embed]

This is one of Possum's favourite tracks.


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 04:49:29 [Preview] No.315427 del
>>315426
Pumpkin dance.


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 04:50:12 [Preview] No.315428 del
>>315426
Negro Clapper Music (NCM)


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 05:03:15 [Preview] No.315429 del
Garn chook shop


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 05:16:48 [Preview] No.315430 del
Told mum about how I kissed that milf last night. She was very happy about it


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 05:18:38 [Preview] No.315431 del
>>315430
maybe it was your mum


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 05:19:29 [Preview] No.315432 del
>>315430
How old is this milf?


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 05:19:48 [Preview] No.315433 del
>>315430
Maybe your mum put her up to it.


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 05:26:26 [Preview] No.315434 del
>>315432
Late 30s at most


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 05:26:46 [Preview] No.315435 del
>>315433
Maybe it was monk's mum, under heavy makeup. Explains why she had her hesitations about sex.


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 05:33:31 [Preview] No.315436 del
Carn doggies in the aflw
Surprisingly don't mind women's sport


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 05:37:07 [Preview] No.315437 del
>>315430
Lovely.


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 05:39:10 [Preview] No.315438 del
I hate w*men.


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 05:41:34 [Preview] No.315439 del
>>315438
Is that normal?


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 05:41:52 [Preview] No.315440 del
>>315439
Well bantered.


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 05:50:40 [Preview] No.315441 del
Pretty drunk at the pub
Might get another


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 05:51:38 [Preview] No.315442 del
>>315441
You need it!


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 05:52:36 [Preview] No.315443 del
>>315441
Get a shandy.


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 05:52:48 [Preview] No.315444 del
>>315441
Call up old mate and get some coke.


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 05:55:40 [Preview] No.315445 del
I can feel a woe post tomorrow


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 05:57:56 [Preview] No.315446 del
He will blame it all on Pajeet again.


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 06:00:58 [Preview] No.315447 del
Blooming IT cucks causing my hangover.


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 06:02:04 [Preview] No.315448 del
>>315447
>Blooming
Can you please explain to me what this means in the context of heck, which I seem to have used incorrectly yesterday?


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 06:02:09 [Preview] No.315449 del
>>315444
No, getting some groceries and walking home


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 06:06:53 [Preview] No.315450 del
Wombino doesn't seem to be in a good mood.
I won't comment further


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 06:07:09 [Preview] No.315451 del
I want to pull out the waistband of Cruisey's undies and pour the room temperature sweet chilli tender crumbs from the bottom of the air fryer down there before giving it all a bit of a mix-up with my hand.


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 06:07:56 [Preview] No.315452 del
>>315450
>I won't comment further
We need it!


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 06:08:17 [Preview] No.315453 del
>>315451
Caliente!


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 06:08:17 [Preview] No.315454 del
>>315450
>I won't comment further
Don't be such a drama queen.


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 06:10:46 [Preview] No.315455 del
Just lost 24000 souls.


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 06:11:34 [Preview] No.315456 del
>>315455
Capture them!


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 06:11:43 [Preview] No.315457 del
>>315451
There better not be any bbq sauce involved.


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 06:11:55 [Preview] No.315458 del
>>315455
A tragedy.


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 06:12:10 [Preview] No.315459 del
>>315456
Nah, I mean I died while trying to get them back.


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 06:12:23 [Preview] No.315460 del
>>315457
Its already sticky enough down there.


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 06:13:04 [Preview] No.315461 del
Just ordered a chicken burger and chips at the chook grill shop.
Not sure what it includes


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 06:20:30 [Preview] No.315462 del
>>315461
Post a picture of it when it is ready.


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 06:29:46 [Preview] No.315463 del
What a glorious afternoon


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 06:30:42 [Preview] No.315464 del
>>315463
Looks like a kino time Nuro. What did you buy at the bottle-o?


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 06:31:00 [Preview] No.315465 del
>>315463
Afternoon Nuro. Both are good photographs. Based.


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 06:43:16 [Preview] No.315466 del
>>315464
Somehow the power had been out all morning so had to think ahead. All the bottle o machines were down so just took the half goon sack out of the fridge and the left over cognac. It was more


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 06:50:01 [Preview] No.315467 del
>>315450
I’ve been watching tele for like 3 hours. You’re confusing me with cruisey or some other seppo flag poster


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 06:53:39 [Preview] No.315468 del
>>315458
5 levels.


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 06:54:01 [Preview] No.315469 del
>>315460
boong nether jungle


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 06:54:20 [Preview] No.315470 del
>>315461
Yum. Would like a pic.


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 06:54:52 [Preview] No.315471 del
>>315463
Afternoon.


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 06:56:47 [Preview] No.315472 del
Feeling like a parmy.


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 07:11:03 [Preview] No.315473 del
>>315472
Get one.


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 07:12:42 [Preview] No.315474 del
Monk kissed his mum goodnight once.


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 07:15:51 [Preview] No.315475 del
Where the blooming heck did you put my wine glass Posso?


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 07:17:58 [Preview] No.315476 del
The burg and chips.
Went from the pub, to the chink owned helen grill joint, to Coles and then BWS. Then walked home.
Gave a $50 golden ticket to some homeless bloke outside coles. He was really thankful but I didn't know what to say in response. Just gave him a thumbs up and said 'have a good one dude'.
Drank a can of purple as I walked home, 1 or 2 locals gave me a dirty look but fuck em, what the fuck do they know about suicidality.

Pantera on maximum volume


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 07:27:39 [Preview] No.315477 del
>>315476
A lot of power.
Quantity adequate but the burg looks a bit ordinary.
>$50 golden ticket
Why'd you do that?
It's just going to be spent on drugs that you could've had.
>1 or 2 locals
Tough cunts wanting to box on or oldies that think you're a mong?
Have a cone and a beer.
You need to cut down the standards.
>suicidality
A blooming hoot.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=2TvgMt3NNeI [Embed]


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 07:27:49 [Preview] No.315478 del
>>315476
>Gave a $50 golden ticket to some homeless bloke outside coles.
Very generous.


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 07:28:42 [Preview] No.315479 del
>>315474
Did she say sleep tight?


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 07:29:21 [Preview] No.315480 del
>>315476
Thank you for the image.

A kind act.


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 07:29:56 [Preview] No.315481 del
>>315479
She sent him a picture of her pussy without enough legs in the frame.


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 07:30:18 [Preview] No.315482 del
>>315480
He doesn't even know who you are.


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 07:33:15 [Preview] No.315483 del
>>315477
>the burg looks a bit ordinary.
It was

>It's just going to be spent on drugs that you could've had.
He needs the drugs more than I do.

>Tough cunts wanting to box on or oldies that think you're a mong?
Yuppie inner city fuckwits who think they've made it with their million dollar townhouses while poor cunts go hungry in their own community. Want to see them beheaded on video.


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 07:35:35 [Preview] No.315484 del
>>315483
>more than I do.
Come now, little fella. Don't play tricks on yourself. If ever there were a sin, it'd be believing your own lies.
You need the drugs.
>Yuppie inner city fuckwits
I've never had to deal with that breed of normal individuals.


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 07:36:24 [Preview] No.315485 del
He thinks he's poetic.


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 07:39:01 [Preview] No.315486 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Ndt3bVNcug0 [Embed]

Van apparently had to make a bunch of Albums for Warner Bro because of some contract he was put in, so he made a bunch of live albums, and pumped out actual albums. He apparently looks back and doesn't like anything from that time but some of his best work is from that.


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 07:39:34 [Preview] No.315487 del
>>315484
While my struggles are not insignificant, I'm not yet cleaning windscreens at intersections on Hoddle st for spare change.
I have no mission in life. The very least I can do is help others in a worse situation than myself.

>>315485
Going to ignore this post.


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 07:43:28 [Preview] No.315488 del
>>315487
You're a good cunt.
Help yourself first.


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 07:44:29 [Preview] No.315489 del
AIMED AT YOUR, WE'RE THE NETTOES FROM HELL!


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 07:44:36 [Preview] No.315490 del
>>315487
>>315486
https://youtube.com/watch?v=RYyVxQgnhDo [Embed]


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 07:44:44 [Preview] No.315491 del
having a wine before the car show starts


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 07:45:21 [Preview] No.315492 del
cant even write a sentence properly
Fuck me, maybe I deserve to be homeless.


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 07:47:37 [Preview] No.315493 del
pibbity poo


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 07:51:47 [Preview] No.315494 del
wallabys...


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 07:54:59 [Preview] No.315495 del
>tfw no garbage bag full of vindaloo


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 07:57:19 [Preview] No.315497 del
hecka plecka hooky wooky


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 07:57:35 [Preview] No.315498 del
>>315495
I'll shit in a bin bag for you later.


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 08:04:25 [Preview] No.315499 del
I’M NURO


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 08:04:39 [Preview] No.315500 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=6x6E5Td3fIk [Embed]

Good on scomo I reckon
He's more of a bloke than any of other recent cunts holding the title


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 08:04:47 [Preview] No.315501 del
>>315482
Once again you're not telling strangers about the stranger on the internet asking about them.


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 08:04:54 [Preview] No.315502 del
>>315495
The bystanders would get covered in curry.


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 08:05:43 [Preview] No.315503 del
>>315492
Do you need it?


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 08:06:00 [Preview] No.315504 del
>>315490
Good pic.


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 08:06:16 [Preview] No.315505 del
>>315495
Look up news in India one would have been fell or jumped.


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 08:07:31 [Preview] No.315506 del
>>315502
Post a picture of the seagull.


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 08:07:48 [Preview] No.315507 del
>>315501
I'm not.


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 08:16:24 [Preview] No.315508 del
reinforced arsehole


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 08:17:52 [Preview] No.315509 del
>tfw thinking about a snack


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 08:21:11 [Preview] No.315510 del
RE
SPECT
WALK
WHAT DID YOU SAY?!


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 08:23:00 [Preview] No.315511 del
Wearing possum’s cum sock 🧦


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 08:25:10 [Preview] No.315512 del


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 08:26:04 [Preview] No.315513 del
>>315476
> gave a lottery ticket to a homeless guy
> gave someone who has no hope some only to break it

GOOD LORD YOU ARE SICK MOTHERFUCKING FUCK


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 08:26:24 [Preview] No.315514 del


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 08:27:19 [Preview] No.315515 del
>>315513
I thought he gave him a $50 note? Try to keep up, Numo.


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 08:30:41 [Preview] No.315516 del


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 08:32:35 [Preview] No.315517 del
>>315516
🍆💦🐀


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 08:33:40 [Preview] No.315518 del
>>315517
😍😇


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 08:35:16 [Preview] No.315519 del
>>315513
I wrote a response to this post but decided to delete it.
In short, go fuck yourself


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 08:36:12 [Preview] No.315520 del
Might buy a printer


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 08:37:38 [Preview] No.315521 del
>>315520
Colour printer?


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 08:38:24 [Preview] No.315522 del
>>315509
I'm cooking a chiko roll and some potato gems.


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 08:38:46 [Preview] No.315523 del
>>315522
Air fryer?


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 08:38:55 [Preview] No.315524 del
>>315522
Delightful feed.


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 08:39:06 [Preview] No.315525 del
>>315521
No. Just want to print out Seneca quotes to put on the wall.


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 08:39:14 [Preview] No.315526 del
>>315511
On your head 🤕?


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 08:39:42 [Preview] No.315527 del
>>315524
>>315523
5 more mins.


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 08:41:01 [Preview] No.315528 del
Caught a bee. A 23 year old highschool teacher.


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 08:41:10 [Preview] No.315529 del
>>315513
So he cared about another human being, maybe you should try it and you wouldn't be such a cunt towards others.


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 08:41:42 [Preview] No.315530 del
>>315525
Can you use a library printer? If it is a few pages it won't be too much.


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 08:41:49 [Preview] No.315531 del
Large painful poo


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 08:42:03 [Preview] No.315532 del
>>315528
Keep us posted.


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 08:42:29 [Preview] No.315533 del
>>315531
Apply a soothing ointment.


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 08:42:46 [Preview] No.315534 del
Nuro was making a joke. He didn't understand that Monk had given the person cash. he thought a "golden ticket" meant a lottery ticket.


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 08:43:11 [Preview] No.315535 del


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 08:45:58 [Preview] No.315536 del
Makes you wonder whos the real mong aye


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 08:46:41 [Preview] No.315537 del
>>315536
Food for thought. Sometimes the curry we get covered in isn't always bright orange.


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 08:49:58 [Preview] No.315538 del
Blood results tomorrow.


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 08:50:39 [Preview] No.315539 del
>>315529
>>315519
Nuro is too based for empathy.


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 08:51:09 [Preview] No.315540 del
>>315538
Good luck mate.
>>315534
That's a cope.


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 08:52:33 [Preview] No.315541 del
>>315537
Curry I thought it was poo.


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 08:52:41 [Preview] No.315542 del
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feed


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 08:53:10 [Preview] No.315543 del
>>315538
Have they connected you with that extra person they said they would during last appointment?


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 08:53:18 [Preview] No.315544 del
>>315537
Post a picture of a seagull.


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 08:54:06 [Preview] No.315545 del
>>315542
= Power.


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 08:54:59 [Preview] No.315546 del
Tongue my pinworms.


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 08:55:01 [Preview] No.315547 del
Has anyone claimed that Pizza yet?


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 08:55:37 [Preview] No.315548 del
>>315542
Quite nice, although I'm not a big fan of gems.

>>315543
What extra person? We will discuss booking me in with their addiction focused psychiatrist tomorrow I think. It will probably just be the usual bullshit "how have you been" etc, blood results, more benzo scripts tomorrow.


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 08:55:44 [Preview] No.315549 del
>>315546
Didn't you give them away to the homeless?


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 08:56:28 [Preview] No.315550 del
>>315548
I think it was that psychiatrists.


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 08:57:05 [Preview] No.315551 del
>>315542
Wonderful presentation. Perfectly cooked.


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 08:57:06 [Preview] No.315552 del
>>315549
I have plenty to share.


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 08:57:25 [Preview] No.315553 del
>>315538
Good luck.


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 08:58:35 [Preview] No.315554 del
>>315552
Hold onto them. If you're too generous they'll be gone by next week.


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 08:58:45 [Preview] No.315555 del
I bet Monk will mog the shit out of Nuro's blood results.


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 08:59:09 [Preview] No.315556 del
We have too many shit tier posts tonight. I can tell all you wagies are upset about going back to work tomorrow.


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 08:59:43 [Preview] No.315557 del
>>315542
Very nice


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 09:00:05 [Preview] No.315558 del
>>315556
>whinge posting


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 09:00:31 [Preview] No.315559 del
>>315556
eat a dick u hommo


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 09:02:05 [Preview] No.315560 del
>>315556
Not from me. I'm working from home tomorrow.
Rehab appointment :^)


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 09:02:15 [Preview] No.315561 del
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Sometimes when a NEET feels like his life is covered in curry he likes to fling it around to get it on as many other people as he can.


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 09:02:32 [Preview] No.315562 del
>>315556
There is nothing wrong with having pinworms.


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 09:03:09 [Preview] No.315563 del
>>315561
Poor gal.


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 09:03:55 [Preview] No.315564 del
>>315556
Good post.


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 09:04:32 [Preview] No.315565 del
>>315561
This is a deep and interesting meme.


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 09:04:49 [Preview] No.315566 del
>>315562
He's just jealous.


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 09:05:03 [Preview] No.315567 del
>>315565
My curry bros can relate.


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 09:05:38 [Preview] No.315568 del
drinking furphy's and watching john wick 2.


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 09:06:10 [Preview] No.315569 del
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It never ends.
currygallyfe is not the good life.


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 09:07:11 [Preview] No.315570 del
>>315556
I remember when I used to be a wagie, sunday nights were horible didn't matter how much I drank I still felt that dread and no sleep,never want to go back to that no matter how much I miss working


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 09:07:23 [Preview] No.315571 del
>>315569
They have to wank it off with force.


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 09:08:36 [Preview] No.315572 del
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NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 09:09:35 [Preview] No.315573 del
>>315534
Lol, Nuro Internet Defence Force in full swing.

>>315476
I gave a homeless man a 20 once and he hugged me. I saw him about a year later. He recognised me and remembered my name which I was amazed by. It must have really meant something to him. He got himself set up in a house and everything and got his life back on track. Nice bloke.


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 09:10:08 [Preview] No.315574 del
>>315572
Just how did it get covered?


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 09:11:14 [Preview] No.315575 del
>>315569
No matter how many times they wash you, you will never feel clean. Once you are covered in curry that's it.


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 09:11:23 [Preview] No.315576 del
>>315573
That's a nice story.


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 09:11:54 [Preview] No.315577 del
>>315573
Good on him and you.


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 09:12:07 [Preview] No.315578 del
>>315573
>Nuro Internet Defence Force
The only thing I defend is the truth. Truth, justice and the NEET way.


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 09:12:31 [Preview] No.315579 del
>>315573
A lovely story. Thank you for sharing it.


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 09:12:57 [Preview] No.315580 del
>>315574
We all of us get covered in curry in our own way. It is usually not considered polite to ask.


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 09:14:15 [Preview] No.315581 del
10k once said that whore has to shit quite often as her arse is all worn out. I wonder if that is a problem for gay men. Imagine needing to shit as often as you need to piss.
Imagine.


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 09:14:35 [Preview] No.315582 del
Going to have a carrot and head to the gym.


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 09:16:07 [Preview] No.315583 del
>>315582
>a carrot
orally?


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 09:16:22 [Preview] No.315584 del
Might donate 4 grand to charity


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 09:16:56 [Preview] No.315585 del


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 09:18:20 [Preview] No.315586 del
>>315584
Nuro donated his arse to a homeless man more than once.


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 09:19:32 [Preview] No.315587 del
>>315581
She should wear a plug to hold it in.


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 09:19:42 [Preview] No.315588 del
>>315581
We'll have to ask Nuro when he's here.


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 09:19:50 [Preview] No.315589 del
>>315582
Good luck.


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 09:20:37 [Preview] No.315590 del
The second episode of the car show is quite good.
That boong sea whisky will put hair on your chest.


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 09:22:53 [Preview] No.315591 del
I wrote a very angry post about Nuro but deleted it.
Valium is a hell of a drug.
I'm ashamed to have spoken about my donation. To disclose acts of charity is a sin, if ever I'm a prophet.


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 09:23:23 [Preview] No.315592 del
>>315534
no this is fact, i cant understand why some fuckwit would use the word golden ticket (which implies a lottery) instead of cold hard cash .... must be all those mong pills geting to his head


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 09:24:17 [Preview] No.315593 del
A light snack.
Think I'll eat the packaged sliced salami too.


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 09:25:09 [Preview] No.315594 del
>>315590
I missed it all, turning it on now.


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 09:25:39 [Preview] No.315595 del
>>315592
A $50 note is known colloquially as a golden ticket. Clearly you haven't done as many party drugs as I have.


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 09:25:40 [Preview] No.315596 del
>>315591
wew you having a go?


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 09:26:21 [Preview] No.315597 del
>>315591
Nuro has a bit of trouble judging the right tone and he lacks empathy sometimes but he doesn't mean any harm. I don't think he can help it.


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 09:26:43 [Preview] No.315598 del
>>315573
i once gave some homeless woman in front of the Brisbane mall 20 bucks and a few ciggies at 5pm one night and she came up to me while chilling 7 days later and did not remember me at all

FUCK HOMELESS PEOPLE


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 09:27:22 [Preview] No.315599 del
>>315593
I want a review of that flavour of doritos please.


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 09:28:11 [Preview] No.315600 del
>>315599
They were eaten, not tasted.


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 09:28:20 [Preview] No.315601 del
Nuro needs some Rage Against The Machine in his morning routine.


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 09:28:29 [Preview] No.315602 del
>>315593

Cherries and Ice Cream sounds nice


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 09:28:29 [Preview] No.315603 del
>>315599
They were good though.


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 09:28:57 [Preview] No.315604 del
>>315595
shut up you fucking faggot, golden ticket, bussy, im so fucking tired you fucking fagggot gaying up these threads.... no one fucking asked for fuck off to your broken homand get aids you piece of shit cunt fuuckkoooooofff


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 09:29:36 [Preview] No.315605 del
>>315600
I will teach you how to taste again.


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 09:29:44 [Preview] No.315606 del
>>315591
You are a Chad and a saint.


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 09:30:22 [Preview] No.315607 del
>>315604
Calm down please.


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 09:30:48 [Preview] No.315608 del
>>315601
After his coffee. He doesn't want to strain before hand.


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 09:30:49 [Preview] No.315609 del
>>315602
I think they were $3, they're very nice.
Not overly sweet.


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 09:31:04 [Preview] No.315610 del
>>315591
I've been going to donate to a charity, but I simply cant find any I care about, so I think I will give a friend the money, I know at least he will use it to help others.


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 09:31:31 [Preview] No.315611 del
>>315605
Can you please feed me like a baby bird.


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 09:31:42 [Preview] No.315612 del
>>315604
Good post.


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 09:32:26 [Preview] No.315613 del
>>315611
You will get covered in curry that way.


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NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 09:34:08 [Preview] No.315616 del
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NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 09:35:21 [Preview] No.315618 del
>>315616
Finding one with a note is a nice touch.


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 09:36:13 [Preview] No.315619 del
>>315604
You still save and repost my images.
Enjoy your goon sack, dumb cunt.

Can't wait to holiday in QLD and see you waiting outside a methadone clinic. Stereotypical deadshit.
Absolute classic. Should have recorded my laughter.


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 09:37:32 [Preview] No.315620 del
>>315619
>Should have recorded my laughter.
When will we be receiving this laugh?


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 09:37:53 [Preview] No.315621 del
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>>315607
>>315616

its only a matter of time till you gett pozzed fagsass talk like a grown up and dont bring your degenerate shit here seriously no one wants it
(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 09:39:44 [Preview] No.315623 del
>>315621
/pol/ is harming you Nuro.


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 09:41:46 [Preview] No.315624 del
>>315622
Calm down.
You can't even get the text formatting right.
I've been drinking since I woke up and I'm far more competent than you.
Just calm down dude - I don't even dislike you, rather I'm more worried about you.


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 09:42:16 [Preview] No.315625 del
>>315621
>only a matter of time till you gett pozzed fagsass talk like a grown up
KEK


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 09:43:05 [Preview] No.315626 del
>>315624
Imagine pretending you dislike nuro


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 09:43:26 [Preview] No.315627 del
>>315622
AbseilNEET dropping in

oof


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 09:44:09 [Preview] No.315628 del
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>>315619
>>315623
>>315624
>>315625


YOU LITERALLY SUCK DICK, YOU CRAVE IT, FUCK OFF FAGGOT AND YOU OTHER WHITE KNIGHTS TOO


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 09:45:43 [Preview] No.315629 del
The based one is drunk and high in his sharehouse room again, ranting on the internet about his basedness.


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 09:47:48 [Preview] No.315630 del
Nuro is splashing around in the curry pot tonight. It is going in all directions.


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 09:48:36 [Preview] No.315631 del
>>315630
It got in my hair.


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 09:49:41 [Preview] No.315632 del
>>315630
I'll splash your curry in all directions


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 09:50:01 [Preview] No.315633 del
Dash Cam Owners Australia February 2021 On the Road Compilation

https://youtube.com/watch?v=pHaW3PB545c [Embed]


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 09:50:31 [Preview] No.315634 del
>>315632
Big and small splashes?


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 09:51:14 [Preview] No.315635 del
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>>315628
Slowly slowly, teachy monkey


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 09:51:23 [Preview] No.315636 del
>>315633
Thank you, I will watch it in the morning.


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 09:54:34 [Preview] No.315637 del
>>315635
This animated Chad video isn't as good as the other ones.


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 09:55:42 [Preview] No.315638 del
Hey Nuro!
IF YOU FEAR DYING THEN YOU'RE ALREADY DEAD!


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 09:58:34 [Preview] No.315639 del
My hand is all sticky and sweet I just grated up some frozen lime juice


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 10:00:22 [Preview] No.315640 del
>>315639
You making a cocktail?


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 10:00:30 [Preview] No.315641 del
>>315638
there are worse fates then death. Like being cast into the void


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 10:00:52 [Preview] No.315642 del
>>315637
Post cock, chang


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 10:01:19 [Preview] No.315643 del
Having a Caro


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 10:02:45 [Preview] No.315644 del
>>315639
Lick them!


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 10:02:53 [Preview] No.315645 del
>>315643
what's a caro?


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 10:03:21 [Preview] No.315646 del
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NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 10:03:58 [Preview] No.315647 del
>>315646
Never heard of that. Does it taste as good as nescafe gold?


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 10:04:43 [Preview] No.315648 del
>>315647
Does your arse have tastebuds?


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 10:05:15 [Preview] No.315649 del
>>315647
Its got toasted chicory in it.
Its really good.


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 10:05:37 [Preview] No.315650 del
>>315648
Yeah they told me caro tastes like shit


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 10:06:15 [Preview] No.315651 del
>>315650
Don't drink the coffee enema bucket!


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 10:07:15 [Preview] No.315652 del
>>315651
Whose bucket is that again?


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 10:08:15 [Preview] No.315653 del
A poo girl on tinder is talking to me about traditional pakistani shoes. I'm wondering if she thinks this is normal discourse.


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 10:08:30 [Preview] No.315654 del
>>315652
It's like board mong. You know it's the bucket after the first *sip*.


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 10:08:57 [Preview] No.315655 del
>>315653
It's normal if it relates to getting laid


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 10:09:22 [Preview] No.315656 del
>>315653
She's probably a footfag fishing for pics. Don't sell for anything under $4.99, you're worth it king.


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 10:09:54 [Preview] No.315657 del
>>315653
Ask her if she has a foot fetish.


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 10:10:02 [Preview] No.315658 del
>>315640
A sauce for my chicken burger, lime juice, pinch of smoked Hungarian, fountain tomato sauce, eta bbq sauce, sea salt and some freshly ground black pepper


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NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 10:11:20 [Preview] No.315660 del
>>315643
Did you do that raid on the garbage tip?


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 10:11:28 [Preview] No.315661 del
>>315658
That sounds nice


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 10:12:07 [Preview] No.315662 del
Raid my garbage tip.


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 10:12:19 [Preview] No.315663 del
>>315660
Of course I did. where else could i get my coffee from


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 10:12:28 [Preview] No.315664 del
>>315658
>eta bbq sauce
I used to eat that back when I was a youngster. Does it still come in the distinctive bottle?


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NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 10:13:34 [Preview] No.315666 del
>>315662
Big haul?


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 10:14:32 [Preview] No.315667 del
The based one must have passed out from shame


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 10:14:58 [Preview] No.315668 del
>>315666
Just a lot of shit.


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 10:20:16 [Preview] No.315669 del
Good night NEETs. Sleep right and well.


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 10:25:01 [Preview] No.315670 del
FUCKING NEIGHBOUR IS OUTSIDE ON THE SHARED BALCONY AND I WANNA HAVE A DART


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 10:26:10 [Preview] No.315671 del
>>315670
Is there at least a waist high divider thingy?


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 10:27:42 [Preview] No.315672 del
>>315643
Mike Lando?


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 10:27:57 [Preview] No.315673 del
>>315670
Go out and have a chat with them.


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 10:28:16 [Preview] No.315674 del
>>315669
Good night Right'n'WellNEET.


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 10:29:37 [Preview] No.315675 del
>>315671
No the 'balcony' is rather an entrance way. Basically I walk along it until I'm at my door. His place is next to mine obviously. He often sits outside and has long phone calls. Sometimes I smoke joints with him. He's alright but I'm not in the mood for a conversation.


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 10:30:15 [Preview] No.315676 del
Did you fucks use that Dominos code?


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 10:31:03 [Preview] No.315677 del
>>315675
Just yeet him over the railing


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 10:32:30 [Preview] No.315678 del
Once again he's pinched the fucking lighter


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NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 10:37:02 [Preview] No.315680 del
>>315678
In a just society you'd be well within your rights to end him.


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 10:44:38 [Preview] No.315681 del
>>315660
shit I forgot.


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 10:48:55 [Preview] No.315682 del
>>315680
Sometimes I think Islam would easily solve these kind of community issues.
He's more of a deadshit than I am.


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 10:52:33 [Preview] No.315683 del
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Goodnight NEETs


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 10:53:03 [Preview] No.315684 del
>>315682
>Islam
no


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 10:53:58 [Preview] No.315685 del
>>315683
Goodnight mate.


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 10:54:50 [Preview] No.315686 del
>>315683
Gook night.


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 10:56:17 [Preview] No.315687 del
>>315683
Goodnight sugar tits


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 11:00:02 [Preview] No.315688 del
>>315683
wanna touch your sideways fanny


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 11:02:53 [Preview] No.315689 del
>>315683
she's hot.
dominoes $5 pizzas are under rated


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 11:03:07 [Preview] No.315690 del
Bumble bee who teaches 'food science' at a highschool is keen to teach me how to cook. She says "What do you need the most help in? Just so I can prepare myself."
What a lovely lady. It's a shame any attempt at a relationship would be ruined by my alcoholism and mental illness.


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 11:04:13 [Preview] No.315691 del
>>315690
Give it your best shot m8.


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 11:07:29 [Preview] No.315692 del
>>315691
Shes 23. I'd like to, but I don't really wanna bother her or anyone else with my interpretative Saigon hotel knife dancing shit


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 11:09:44 [Preview] No.315693 del
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>>315692
>my interpretative Saigon hotel knife dancing shit
Care to elaborate?


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 11:10:48 [Preview] No.315694 del
Any NEETs here know of a website that helps teach adults stuff they either missed out on or forgot during school?


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 11:11:34 [Preview] No.315695 del
>>315694
Bumble


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 11:15:50 [Preview] No.315697 del
>>315696
Thanks mate. Forgot about that place.


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 11:16:30 [Preview] No.315698 del
I don't wanna be an alcoholic anymore bros


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 11:25:30 [Preview] No.315700 del
>>315699
Cybersec ETFs
If I had any money I'd bank on that


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 11:38:40 [Preview] No.315701 del
High seas in a rickety boat


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 11:52:47 [Preview] No.315702 del
>>315699
BITCOIN


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 12:01:27 [Preview] No.315703 del
Nuro is a fucking loser


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 12:01:50 [Preview] No.315704 del
>>315702
I plan on putting $200 on BTC and another $200 on another crypto this Friday when I get my NEETbux.


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 12:04:23 [Preview] No.315705 del
I'm all sweaty


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 12:09:25 [Preview] No.315706 del
I'm just a sucker with no self-esteem
OH WAYOOOOOH YEEEAH
YEEAAHHHH


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 12:17:35 [Preview] No.315707 del
WHAT THE FUCK I AM IN THIS WORLD?
A FUCKING MAGGOT!
NOTHING!


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 12:36:04 [Preview] No.315708 del
Had to smash some mylanta double strength bros


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 13:27:52 [Preview] No.315709 del
Watching a nootflix series about a serial killer
Falling asleep on the couch process has started


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 13:38:34 [Preview] No.315710 del
good morning NEETs
i slept like shit


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 18:24:12 [Preview] No.315711 del
>>315555
Morning neeties. Trying to understand what's happening with all these anti-vaccination protests.


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 19:34:42 [Preview] No.315712 del
My centrelink payment arrived. I'm a very happy neet.


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 19:38:54 [Preview] No.315713 del
Morning NEETs. Went for an early morning walk since I procrastinated my night walk for a bit too long.
>>315712
Glad to hear it.


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 19:58:09 [Preview] No.315714 del
>If you are a hard worker, reliable and not afraid of hard work, press “Apply now”
Hmm.


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 20:16:07 [Preview] No.315715 del
>>315653
It is normal.


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 20:16:39 [Preview] No.315716 del


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 20:17:36 [Preview] No.315717 del
>>315670
Go out there and tell them about Pakistani shoes like a normal person.


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 20:21:00 [Preview] No.315718 del
>>315710
>>315711
>>315713
Good morning friends.
Perfect amount of boongery last night.
Went to bed at about 9.


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 20:22:41 [Preview] No.315719 del
>>315714
>a hard worker
>not afraid of hard work
Not sure why they had to say the same thing twice.


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 20:24:45 [Preview] No.315720 del
>>315712
Nice, how are you going to treat yourself?


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 20:25:25 [Preview] No.315721 del
I can't stop laughing at the wagecuck taxpayers. They are paying tax to the ZOG to finance their own replacement.


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 20:28:30 [Preview] No.315722 del
mordenink


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 20:33:01 [Preview] No.315723 del
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NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 20:34:42 [Preview] No.315724 del
>>315721
I'm paying for NEETs, they can replace me if they like.


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 20:34:52 [Preview] No.315725 del
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>>315698
You're not an Alcoholic, but a valued customer with special needs. Why not come on down to my fulfilment centre and browse until you find something inexpensive to soothe your nerves.


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 20:35:02 [Preview] No.315726 del
>>315722
Morgnidg


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 20:42:56 [Preview] No.315727 del
>>315724
I hate NEETs. You give them free pizza coupons and they don't even use them.


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 20:47:12 [Preview] No.315728 del
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I knew it.


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 20:47:22 [Preview] No.315729 del
>>315727
it's a scam
there's a min order


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 20:49:37 [Preview] No.315730 del
>>315729
Yes, but the fat ones like Possum could get a second (or third) pizza on top of whatever they were going to order originally.


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 20:51:51 [Preview] No.315731 del
Penny stocks.


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 20:59:23 [Preview] No.315732 del
>>315730
you could spend the money on aldi pizzas


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 20:59:33 [Preview] No.315733 del
>>315727
Freetzza?


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NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 21:04:28 [Preview] No.315735 del
>>314886
All female humans belong in stables.


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 21:08:31 [Preview] No.315736 del
>>315732
do Aldi do a Possum-worthy garlic bread?


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 21:14:09 [Preview] No.315737 del
>>315675
>He's alright but I'm not in the mood for a conversation.
You should have had a chat.

>>315676
I doubt it.

>>315677
>>315679
kek

>>315674
You motivate me to make this post each night before.

>>315689
Did you at least use the voucher?

>>315690
Let her help you.

>>315693
Interpretive knife dancing is an art form.

>>315708
You needed it!

>>315712
Straight to Dan's.

>>315711
>Trying to understand what's happening with all these anti-vaccination protests.
Mongs being mongs.

>>315721
Have a wank.

>>315723
True but vile.

>>315725
You're a thoughtful man Dan.

>>315728
The more I know.

>>315730
>fat
*executive

>>315734
Thank you for spoilering that. Weird but fascinating.

>>315710
>>315711
>>315713
>>315718
>>315722
>>315726
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 21:17:01 [Preview] No.315738 del
>>315732
are they the doctor okter ones? any good?


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 21:17:46 [Preview] No.315739 del
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This entitles me to be part of Phase 1B of the vaccine rollout apparently.


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 21:20:16 [Preview] No.315741 del
>>315738
i get the made in italy ones


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 21:20:25 [Preview] No.315742 del
>>315739
Go for it then.


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 21:20:34 [Preview] No.315743 del
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NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 21:20:53 [Preview] No.315744 del
>>315739
The good thing here is that you get less skin cancer per kg bodyweight.


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 21:24:24 [Preview] No.315745 del
>>315744
Interesting. I was a child of the 80s though, when kids played in the sun for hours on end.


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 21:24:35 [Preview] No.315746 del
>>315743
>graph with bronies


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 21:25:22 [Preview] No.315747 del
>Moment brave men in a boat rescue injured woman, 75, whose car had crashed into a river - just seconds before her vehicle sinks
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9283267/Moment-men-boat-rescue-desperate-woman-car-crashed-river-seconds-sinking.html


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 21:25:50 [Preview] No.315748 del
>>315746
that diagram was posted to tumblr in 2013.. quite prophetic really


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 21:28:16 [Preview] No.315749 del
Faggy twat?
>'He didn't touch me for weeks': Wife, 45, whose husband lost his libido after he lost his job due to Covid says a natural testosterone supplement has helped to re-ignite their sex life
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-9236295/Woman-claims-husbands-40-libido-boosting-testosterone-supplement-saved-marriage.html


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 21:28:39 [Preview] No.315750 del
>>315745
Well i was born in the mid 80s, so... but i m from germany, so we can go out without getting roasted.


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 21:31:30 [Preview] No.315751 del
>>315749
this is just a paid advert


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 21:32:41 [Preview] No.315752 del
>>315749
The only thing that actually has a profound effect asside form working out is shotting the actual stuff.


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 21:32:51 [Preview] No.315753 del
>Great sex is the secret to warding off mental decline for older married couples, researchers say, as sexual satisfaction 'significantly reduces the odds of a future dementia diagnosis'
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9282841/Great-sex-secret-warding-mental-decline-older-married-couples.html


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 21:33:23 [Preview] No.315754 del
>>315718
Good morning my friend.


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 21:34:22 [Preview] No.315755 del
>>315753
NEETs are basically fucked as far as long term health goes. If the junk food and substance abuse doesn't kill us, long term loneliness and never being touched will


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 21:35:03 [Preview] No.315756 del
>>315751
I scrolled through most of it. It just reminded me of the twat.

>>315752
>shotting the actual stuff.
The load?


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 21:36:21 [Preview] No.315757 del
>>315756
No testosterone.


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 21:37:19 [Preview] No.315758 del
>>315757
big loads?


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 21:37:57 [Preview] No.315759 del
>>315758
I would start off with 250mg per week.


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 21:38:55 [Preview] No.315760 del
>>315759
As far as HRT is concerened 125mg/week per week is a dosage murican doctors prescribe.


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 21:39:18 [Preview] No.315761 del
>>315759
orally?


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 21:40:34 [Preview] No.315762 del
>>315761
No that is bad for the internal organs, i would inject it.


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 21:42:13 [Preview] No.315763 del
>>315762
anally?


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 21:42:42 [Preview] No.315764 del
>>315763
Glutes is ok, i would rather inject into the shoulders.


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 21:57:21 [Preview] No.315765 del
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 22:01:35 [Preview] No.315767 del
>>315765
Morning NEET.


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 22:04:53 [Preview] No.315768 del
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>>315767
morning


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 22:10:06 [Preview] No.315769 del
>>315768
You should cross the road.


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 22:13:34 [Preview] No.315771 del
>>315770
I like how he got angry but didn't lose his shit. He also used the opportunity to leave and come back to have a quick break before he chewed that guy out.


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 22:14:55 [Preview] No.315772 del
>>315771
The article lists his convictions for bribery and corrupt behaviour.
He also hit another politician with a chair, and then had his bodyguard protect him from relatiation.
The guy is a nigger cunt.


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 22:18:12 [Preview] No.315774 del
>>315772
A crazy and mad dark skinned homosapien.


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 22:18:25 [Preview] No.315775 del
>>315773
My dog doesn't have COVID. Thanks!


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 22:18:57 [Preview] No.315776 del
>>315773
Looks legit.


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 22:20:06 [Preview] No.315777 del
Nuro said "Salaam alaikum" to a muzzie during his Woke phase once.


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 22:22:06 [Preview] No.315778 del
>>315777
Allahu akbar.


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 22:34:02 [Preview] No.315779 del
Nuro better not be hitting flavour town this morning.


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 22:36:49 [Preview] No.315780 del
Nuro was telling everyone he was moving to the city to "Make it big" once.


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 22:40:05 [Preview] No.315781 del
>>315779
I worry about his health and the health of some of our executives. Cutting down the salt is a good first step.


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 22:55:42 [Preview] No.315782 del
Nuro hurt my feelings once.


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 22:56:56 [Preview] No.315783 del
>>315781
I'll do the worrying about neet health here, but you're right, Nuro should make sure he has enough refreshment to balance his salt intake.


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 22:59:32 [Preview] No.315784 del
>>315783
Thanks Dan it is good to know that he is receiving the treatment he needs.


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 23:08:16 [Preview] No.315786 del
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NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 23:08:47 [Preview] No.315787 del
>>315785
https://youtube.com/watch?v=H4BNbHBcnDI [Embed]


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 23:17:48 [Preview] No.315789 del
Keep thinking about this chocolate brownie cheesecake I saw in woolies. I have this feeling, like we were meant to be together.


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 23:19:21 [Preview] No.315790 del
>>315788
Out of curiosity is there signage in the car park telling them the police station is below?


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 23:19:32 [Preview] No.315791 del
>>315789
You should go and get two, mate.


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 23:20:45 [Preview] No.315792 del
>>315789
>I have this feeling, like we were meant to be together.
When did these thoughts first visit you?


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 23:20:57 [Preview] No.315793 del
>>315790
The entrance to the police station is literally by the entry and exit ramps. Everybody who knows that street knows about the cop shop.


NEET 02/21/2021 (Sun) 23:22:19 [Preview] No.315794 del
>>315793
Ah, I just wanted to confirm he was 100% mong.