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NEET General #316 - Prince Philip Has AIDS Edition NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 02:13:22 [Preview] No. 315903
Regular homo aids
not
bad aids
the Queen is wot did it

OLD: >>314886

Edit: added the old linking post
Edited last time by imissfather on 02/22/2021 (Mon) 03:03:16.


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 02:13:43 [Preview] No.315904 del
SA AIDS A


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 02:14:34 [Preview] No.315905 del
Awful edition.


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 02:15:05 [Preview] No.315907 del
>>315905
>>315906
Timely edition


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 02:16:08 [Preview] No.315908 del
>>315889
Had the weetbix. Feel a bit better. Having another carrot.


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 02:18:32 [Preview] No.315909 del
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NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 02:19:08 [Preview] No.315910 del
>>315905
At least he incremented the thread count correctly. That is more than you can say for some of the mongs here.


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 02:19:44 [Preview] No.315911 del
>>315910
>he
I prefer the Royal We


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 02:21:14 [Preview] No.315912 del
This thread reeks of Weber


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 02:21:57 [Preview] No.315913 del
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>>315903
NON GREEN PEPE
REPEAT WE HAVE A NON GREEN PEPE


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 02:23:19 [Preview] No.315914 del
>>315913
We had a brown one once. The BO just makes the rules up as he goes along so it doesn't matter.


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 02:23:22 [Preview] No.315915 del
>>315906
ITS GOING TO BE A "COVID RLEATED DEATH" ISNT IT


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 02:24:06 [Preview] No.315917 del
Brushing me teeth.


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 02:24:26 [Preview] No.315918 del
>>315914
There's a black swan, a couple of orange ones, a heckin' pumpkin groyper, ...


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 02:25:19 [Preview] No.315919 del
Just got made 2IC of the office.
Not allowed to tell the cow orkers.


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 02:25:49 [Preview] No.315920 del
No Old


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 02:26:29 [Preview] No.315921 del
>>315919
Congratulations.

Start undermining your superior so you can be put in charge.


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 02:26:55 [Preview] No.315922 del
>>315921
She keeps saying that she wants to quit.


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 02:27:12 [Preview] No.315923 del
>>315919
>Not allowed to tell the cow orkers.
is this like "assistant regional manager" vs "assistant to the regional manager" in The Office?


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 02:28:09 [Preview] No.315924 del
>>315919
how can you act as 2IC if THEY DON'T KNOW?


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 02:28:21 [Preview] No.315925 del
Slightly hungover.
Off to rehab doctor.
Hopefully he gives me more vallies


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 02:30:43 [Preview] No.315926 del
>>315923
>>315924
She's going to tell them, she just doesn't want me to until she has


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 02:31:22 [Preview] No.315927 del
>>315925
Pop in to old mates on the way home.
He may be up for trading the pills


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 02:33:39 [Preview] No.315928 del
Missed the tram. Fuck sake.


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 02:35:46 [Preview] No.315929 del
>>315926
are you getting more money to go with these new responsibilities?


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 02:40:39 [Preview] No.315930 del
>>315929
I don't know.
All the leaders seem to do less work though.


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 02:40:45 [Preview] No.315931 del
Can we add Anna Kendrick to the list of women for the neet compound?


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 02:41:31 [Preview] No.315932 del
>>315931
really? she's plain at best
as long as she doesn't touch my belongings I suppose it is ok


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 02:43:49 [Preview] No.315933 del
>>315932
I'd put her waaaaaay ahead of Bindi.


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 02:45:12 [Preview] No.315934 del
>>315922
Is her role a stressful one?


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 02:46:03 [Preview] No.315935 del
>>315925
Good luck.

>Hopefully he gives me more vallies
Hopefully he doesn't. They are not a good thing to be on for a long period of time.


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 02:46:25 [Preview] No.315936 del
>>315926
Will there be anger and jealousy at your elevation?


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 02:48:22 [Preview] No.315937 del
>>315931
And Skin Diamond.


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 02:48:58 [Preview] No.315938 del
>>315926
More money?


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 02:49:17 [Preview] No.315939 del
>>315934
In different ways but no more than mine


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 02:49:38 [Preview] No.315940 del
Fucking pajeet keeps driving around in circles. Where the fuck is he, I’m gonna be late


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 02:52:22 [Preview] No.315941 del
>>315919
Well done NEET


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 02:54:06 [Preview] No.315942 del
>>315936
One cow orker just asked why I was pulled as


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 02:54:14 [Preview] No.315943 del
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>>315928
Run neet run


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 02:54:22 [Preview] No.315944 del
Aside*


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 02:57:50 [Preview] No.315946 del
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check out this bad boy


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 02:58:38 [Preview] No.315947 del
>>315943
The appointment is in 2 minutes. Uber driver simply just drove in the wrong direction for multiple suburbs.
Now I'll have to call and cancel, hoping they can write me a script that I can pick up later though


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 02:59:15 [Preview] No.315948 del
>>315947
>Uber driver
Bad review for pajeet?


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 03:00:14 [Preview] No.315949 del
You can't review once you cancelled.


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 03:00:23 [Preview] No.315950 del
>>315917
Long brush?


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NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 03:01:57 [Preview] No.315952 del
>>315918
Be careful with those facts. They can be dangerous.


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 03:02:49 [Preview] No.315953 del
>>315926
You'll be chief of the mongs in no time.


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 03:03:43 [Preview] No.315954 del
>>315940
Sir is lost.


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 03:04:16 [Preview] No.315955 del
>>315947
Just call them and explain what is going on.


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 03:05:18 [Preview] No.315957 del
>>315952
I counted 13 but some of those are debatable.


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 03:05:19 [Preview] No.315958 del
>>315947
should get a taxi next time.


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 03:06:03 [Preview] No.315959 del
>>315958
More expensive.


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 03:06:32 [Preview] No.315960 del
Still haven't called grannybot. Will do so later tonight.


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 03:06:45 [Preview] No.315961 del
>>315955
I did. Waiting for a telehealth call. Probably better they don't see me physically hungover too


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 03:08:03 [Preview] No.315962 del
>>315960
Set a reminder on your phone.


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 03:09:12 [Preview] No.315963 del
I really don't think I can go into work anymore. I'm just endlessly dreading it. Might go to the office late today, get my personal things and then resign. I dunno.
This is fucked.


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 03:12:32 [Preview] No.315964 del
>>315963
>Might go to the office late today, get my personal things and then resign.
I would get your personal things and sleep on your decision to resign for a few days.


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 03:17:00 [Preview] No.315965 del
>>315963
I feel that way but with everything


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 03:21:37 [Preview] No.315966 del
>>315960
Go on one of those work hire sites and hire someone to impersonate you and call her.


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 03:24:25 [Preview] No.315967 del
>>315963
keep pushing around those electrons boy!


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 03:27:58 [Preview] No.315968 del
>>315963
just grab your stuff and stop showing up, dont tell anyone anything
you might end up like that guy in office space who got a paycheck even tho he was fired lol


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 03:33:14 [Preview] No.315969 del
A new tutorial enrolment has opened up for another subject. Looks like I will need to stay up to midnight.


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 03:34:35 [Preview] No.315970 del
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NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 03:38:10 [Preview] No.315971 del
Tired, worn out, broken spirited wagies.


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 03:41:22 [Preview] No.315972 del
Telehealth consult is done.
25 more valiums secured.

Kidney health was fine.
Liver was not so fine.
Gama enzyme should be <55, mine is 79.
ALP should be <45, mine is 62. Not extremely alarming, but he said it was obvious it had taken a bit of a beating.


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 03:44:11 [Preview] No.315973 del
>>315972
I guess not so bad considering the amount of standards you've slammed down.


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 03:44:17 [Preview] No.315974 del
>>315972
time to celebrate the results


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 03:46:39 [Preview] No.315975 del
>>315974
I'm off to get a long neck, 3.4 standoes.
Gotta fix these Monday blues, not handling this post-bender tax very well at all today.


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 03:47:59 [Preview] No.315976 del
>>315972
Well done Monk. When are you seeing a psychiatrist?


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 03:49:27 [Preview] No.315977 del
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NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 03:50:41 [Preview] No.315978 del
>>315976
12th of March.


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 03:51:03 [Preview] No.315979 del
>>315977
>t. SmartNEET
11/10 for the message.


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 03:51:04 [Preview] No.315980 del
>>315974
Very evil


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 03:52:23 [Preview] No.315981 del
>>315975
>I'm off to get a long neck, 3.4 standoes.
>Gotta fix these Monday blues
You need them!


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 03:53:32 [Preview] No.315982 del
>>315980
Dan is a medicine man. He fixes and cures a range of ailments.


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 03:57:39 [Preview] No.315983 del
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Apparently this is now hanging in Lambi's office.


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 03:58:13 [Preview] No.315984 del
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NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 03:59:32 [Preview] No.315986 del
>>315970
Nuro proved this problem was insoluble using graph theory once.


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 03:59:58 [Preview] No.315987 del
>tfw you will be strangled by Lambi


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 04:01:10 [Preview] No.315988 del
>>315983
>>315984
lol the irony is Clive got caricatured as fat but Jackie is caricatured as a too-much-make-up bushpig but she probably didn't notice anything wrong with that and stuck it on her wall thinking she looks good.


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 04:01:15 [Preview] No.315989 del
>>315986
>graph theory once.
Isn't it just related to the shapes in regards to their odd and even number of entrances?


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 04:03:30 [Preview] No.315990 del
>>315986
It is even more impressive that he did that considering he doesn't know the difference between group theory and graph theory.


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 04:04:09 [Preview] No.315991 del
>>315983
I reckon Jackie would be a pretty wild root.


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 04:04:56 [Preview] No.315992 del
>>315991
You would not be able to keep up with her. She would ghost you and move on.


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 04:05:23 [Preview] No.315993 del
>>315991
>>315992
What a lovely one night stand that would be.


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 04:05:52 [Preview] No.315994 del
>>315989
consider each room a vertex and each wall being an edge of the graph


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 04:06:22 [Preview] No.315995 del
>>315984
As an artwork its beyond kitch. its shit tier on par with an aged tramp stamp tattoo on a homely cenno single mum.


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 04:06:29 [Preview] No.315996 del
Would Jackie tuck me in?


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NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 04:07:16 [Preview] No.315998 del
>>315995
Tacky Jacqui


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 04:07:38 [Preview] No.315999 del
>>315994
I just remember it from my basic problem solving class in computer science.


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 04:08:30 [Preview] No.316000 del
I'm lucky alcohol makes me feel like shit, or I'd be drinking all the time.


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 04:09:08 [Preview] No.316001 del
Jacqui was the MILF Monk made out with on the weekend.


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 04:09:19 [Preview] No.316002 del
>>316000
I think it's the escape from that feeling that continues the cycle.


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 04:09:22 [Preview] No.316003 del
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NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 04:10:03 [Preview] No.316004 del
Fucking hell, even to do demolition work you need a white card, a scissor lift card, experience, etc.
Working is death.


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 04:11:14 [Preview] No.316005 del
>>316004
>even to do demolition work you need a white card,
Because they don't want to clean up bits of you when a structure falls on top of you?


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 04:12:05 [Preview] No.316006 del
Hey BO, how long are you banning the nuro impersonator for? I suspect he (or some other frequently banned neet) is using the same VPN as me as heaps of the Australian addresses on the east coast are banned. The SA and WA ones tend to be fine though. I am just a bit worried I am going to lose all the Australian IPs as using the foreign ones logs me out of accounts for uni, emails, steam etc. which is a bit annoying but obviously not insurmountable.


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 04:12:27 [Preview] No.316007 del
>>316003
Milk them!


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 04:12:31 [Preview] No.316008 del
>>316004
>scissor lift card
>Working is death.
a guy being driven in a scissor lift was decapitated on a door way when the new Royal Adelaide Hospital was being built a few years back.


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 04:13:23 [Preview] No.316009 del
Time for a cup of tea.


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 04:13:54 [Preview] No.316010 del
>>316009
Hello LatviaNEET


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 04:17:03 [Preview] No.316011 del
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NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 04:17:17 [Preview] No.316012 del
>>316006
>I suspect he (or some other frequently banned neet)
You can do appeal the individuals ban, as the person who was banned didn't appeal a single (0) ban in recent weeks. He was pretty concerned about the bans though. Make of that what you will.

If you are happy to use the same server I am happy to have to lift a few of the bans if there are no further issues. Please provide a reasonable ban appeal and it will be considered.


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 04:18:16 [Preview] No.316013 del
> on an audiophile discord server
> a fucking kiwi is trying to give me shit
> A FUCKING FERN
> starts crying

BTFO


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 04:18:22 [Preview] No.316014 del
>>316010
I'm not Latvian, I'm Best An.
I forgot to turn the flag on. I still feel sick. The weetbix made me feel a bit better. I still feel as though I am going to vomit. I think I will fast for the rest of the day. I just had some scrambled eggs with fish fillets which wasn't a good idea.
I am hopeful that the tea will settle me down a bit. I keep violently pooing frightful jets. I am worried I am going to take off with some of them. I have a bit of a sore throat too. I should take it easy for a few days and not go to the gym to avoid infecting people and give myself some time to recover.


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NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 04:19:21 [Preview] No.316016 del
>>316013
You should foster and build the community Nuro.


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 04:19:44 [Preview] No.316017 del
>>316006
>Hey BO, how long are you banning the nuro impersonator for?

ALL OF IT. THE ENTIRE EPOCH


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 04:20:18 [Preview] No.316018 del
>>316004
when i was 18 i got a factory job, they let me drive the forklift and operate the overhead crane at the risk of my dumb ass dropping 6 tons of steel tubing on someones head
of course everything unlicensed, managed to put a gitterbox through a warehouse wall and they just said lol well write it off on some guys insurance

move to eastern europe, noone here gives a fuck


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 04:20:38 [Preview] No.316019 del
>>316012
>>316012
Thanks for responding mate.
>was pretty concerned about the bans though
I find this quite funny for some reason.
>reasonable ban appeal
If I just inform you that this is a VPN IP, is that sufficient?


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 04:21:44 [Preview] No.316020 del
>>316017
The UNIX epoch is 2038, mate. Not long enough.


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 04:21:51 [Preview] No.316021 del
>>316019
If you are using the same VPN and it has the same IP I am happy to lift it.


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 04:22:02 [Preview] No.316022 del
Watching The Accountant (2016).
In the mood for a mindless action film.


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 04:22:54 [Preview] No.316023 del
I've impersonated Dan Murphy before.


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 04:23:29 [Preview] No.316024 del
>>316023
If you have done a poor job that should be grounds for a ban tbh


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 04:27:17 [Preview] No.316025 del
off to get that blender and stuff
later potaters


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 04:27:42 [Preview] No.316026 del
>>316024
The neets were convinced it was him.


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 04:27:51 [Preview] No.316027 del
>>316025
Good luck.


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 04:28:10 [Preview] No.316028 del
>>316026
I am proud then.


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 04:31:17 [Preview] No.316029 del
In half an hour we will see if the other guy who doesn't post his stats at the end of his shift will post them. If he doesn't, I don't think I should either. The long neck has helped a bit with the wage rage.


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 04:31:36 [Preview] No.316030 del
Do any of you listen to Slim Dusty?


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 04:32:10 [Preview] No.316031 del
>>316029
>The long neck has helped a bit with the wage rage.
You needed it!


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 04:32:43 [Preview] No.316032 del
>>316030
I have listened to him but have a very limited understanding of his music.


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 04:36:23 [Preview] No.316033 del
>>316030
Not a fan of country music.


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 04:40:25 [Preview] No.316034 del
>>316013
How do you know he was crying? is there some kind of gay group chat thing going?


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 04:42:22 [Preview] No.316035 del
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NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 04:43:03 [Preview] No.316036 del
>>316034
>kind of gay group chat thing going
*group wank


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 04:46:37 [Preview] No.316037 del
>>316022
Autism is awesome aye?


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 05:05:05 [Preview] No.316038 del
Other guy hasn't posted his stats.


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 05:05:24 [Preview] No.316039 del
>>316037
I feel that the core lesson in that movie is that torture can solve any ailment.


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 05:05:55 [Preview] No.316040 del
>>316038
Don't then. Tell them to either make it a memo that everyone does or no one does.


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 05:09:04 [Preview] No.316041 del
MOONRISE


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 05:10:42 [Preview] No.316042 del
>>316041
Based.


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 05:11:48 [Preview] No.316043 del
>>316041
>tfw no beach


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 05:12:06 [Preview] No.316044 del
>>316041
Bask in it. Direct those moonbeams to your chakras. Light your body up with energy.


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 05:14:32 [Preview] No.316045 del
My finger still feels kinda fucked after it pissed out blood at the pub


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 05:16:18 [Preview] No.316046 del
>>316043
Get some sand, a shell shaped kiddie pool and use the hose.


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 05:16:33 [Preview] No.316047 del
Posted my stats. The other guy didn't.
Won't be posting em tomorrow.


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 05:16:39 [Preview] No.316048 del
>>316045
You have probably broke it.


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 05:18:59 [Preview] No.316049 del
>>316047
You are too kind to the boss.


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 05:54:38 [Preview] No.316050 del
Collected that blender, along with some dried basil, oregano, parsley, and chilli flakes, and a cheeky tempranillo from wogland. Doing a poo.


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 05:55:49 [Preview] No.316051 del
>>316047
Good stats?


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 05:58:16 [Preview] No.316052 del
>>316050
Big poo?


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 05:58:35 [Preview] No.316053 del
Picked up the Valium script. Having a pint at the pub. Might get a feed somewhere on hipster shopping street


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 05:59:07 [Preview] No.316054 del
>>316053
Any more texts with that milf?


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 06:04:44 [Preview] No.316055 del
>>316054
Nah. Might just leave it. Can barely remember what we talked about


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 06:05:53 [Preview] No.316056 del
>>316052
Yeah, I need to flush again shortly.


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 06:07:02 [Preview] No.316057 del
>>316054
>>316055
mong pills have killed his dick anyway


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 06:17:06 [Preview] No.316058 del
I’m smelling food at the pub, and watching some ads on the tv of normal people cooking nice meals that I don’t even know the names of the ingredients.
Feeling like a bit of a social reject. I know I’m a fuckup and all but it’s a shame that I’m missing out on learning different kinds of cheeses and shit. Not the nicest feel.


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 06:25:55 [Preview] No.316059 del
>>316058
so watch a few shows and try cooking something at home


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 06:30:12 [Preview] No.316060 del
There are really only two types of cheese - tasty, and tasteless. The rest is really just marketing shit.


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 06:31:13 [Preview] No.316061 del
Is it mostly just weber and nuro who posts all those pictures of his cooking exploits? Or are there multiple cook posters?


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 06:31:14 [Preview] No.316062 del
>>316058
>learning different kinds of cheeses
I had a m8 many years ago who tried that cheese that is covered in wax shell, he was just about finished it when he realized he was supposed to take the wax off, kek, didn't do him any harm.


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 06:31:19 [Preview] No.316063 del
>>316058
You are working as hard as you can to find things to be miserable about. Give yourself a break.


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 06:34:04 [Preview] No.316064 del
>>316061
Your NEET lore is poor.


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 06:36:16 [Preview] No.316065 del
>>316061
I barely cook lately, and only ever posted photos of meat or pizza. There are a few other noots who cook properly.


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 06:36:41 [Preview] No.316066 del
>>316060
cheddar and mozarella are all you really need


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 06:43:27 [Preview] No.316067 del
>>316061
Go back.


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 06:44:23 [Preview] No.316068 del
https://www.danmurphys.com.au/product/DM_26996/campo-viejo-tempranillo

I think this would pair with mallard. I am going to pair it with Coles chicken nuggers.
A bit lighter than I was expecting. Would make a decent sangria base, if one was of the homosexual persuasion.


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 06:47:31 [Preview] No.316069 del
(185.12 KB 1745x951 burger.jpg)
This is my burger from lastnight
piece of Helen boobie, lettuce, tomato, onion, slice cheese, bacon, fried pineapple, egg, cucumber, pepper and the sauce I made for it.


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 06:48:25 [Preview] No.316070 del
>>316069
that looks tasty


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 06:50:48 [Preview] No.316071 del


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 06:51:51 [Preview] No.316072 del
>Edit: added the old linking post
Good.


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 06:52:10 [Preview] No.316073 del
I can't get in to 8chan.


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 06:52:31 [Preview] No.316074 del


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 06:53:08 [Preview] No.316075 del
>>316069
Lovely.


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 06:53:11 [Preview] No.316076 del
>>316073
Use the secret password.


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 06:53:18 [Preview] No.316077 del


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 06:53:53 [Preview] No.316078 del
>>315953
I'll unite the mong herds


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 06:54:13 [Preview] No.316079 del
>>315960
Have you done it?


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 06:54:19 [Preview] No.316080 del
>>316059
I always fuck it up somehow

>>316069
What do you do with the tomato now that you've sliced it? This is my problem. I'd just end up throwing it out, because I don't know what else to use tomato for.
I'm gonna have some tiger buns with salami and mustard, again. This time I got the extra hot sopressa.

>>316063
I'm lost. I don't know why I exist, or what to do with my existence. My hours of venetian staring has left me without any answers. I struggle to see anything bright in my future. I feel detached from the world and the people around me.
Going to the local.


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 06:54:43 [Preview] No.316081 del
>>315963
Get the new job first.


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 06:56:51 [Preview] No.316082 del
Monk is a warrior who has been caged by modernity. It is a tragedy.


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 06:56:58 [Preview] No.316083 del
Can't bring myself to eat any vegies today.


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 06:57:26 [Preview] No.316084 del
>>315977
I couldn't work it out.


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 06:57:33 [Preview] No.316085 del
>>316080
>What do you do with the tomato now that you've sliced it?
Not him, but I might typically use half a tomato by myself, so my first cut is hemishpherical and I wrap the other half with gladwrap and put it in the fridge.


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 06:57:35 [Preview] No.316086 del
>>316079
No. I will do it now. Thank you for reminding me. One of these days I will call her and I find out she died several months ago.


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 06:58:36 [Preview] No.316087 del


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 06:58:45 [Preview] No.316088 del
THE CATCH-UP IS ON


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 06:59:27 [Preview] No.316089 del
>>315994
Shut up nerd.


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 06:59:55 [Preview] No.316090 del
>>316003
Noice.


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 07:00:32 [Preview] No.316091 del
>>316069
Yummo.


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 07:00:43 [Preview] No.316092 del
>>316006
Ban them all.


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 07:00:46 [Preview] No.316093 del


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 07:01:07 [Preview] No.316094 del
On the phone to her. Haven't called her in seven weeks.


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 07:02:14 [Preview] No.316095 del
>>316030
I've listened to almost everything.
And there's a lot.


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 07:02:18 [Preview] No.316096 del
>>316082
Very poetic. If the aussie army went and invaded somewhere I'd join in a heartbeat.
Thats if they'd even let me in.


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 07:03:17 [Preview] No.316098 del
>>316047
>Posted my stats
Soft.


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 07:03:29 [Preview] No.316099 del
>>316077
I meant in regards to the second sentence. You will be Chief Mong Officer in record time, I have no doubts.


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 07:03:41 [Preview] No.316100 del
>>316096
>If the aussie army went and invaded somewhere I'd join in a heartbeat.
sleepy joe is going back to syria, so strap in


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 07:03:48 [Preview] No.316101 del
>>316080
I always buy the smallest tomatoes I can find they can often be almost half the size of the others, just takes a bit of looking to find them same as onions I buy the pack from coles about $2.50 they generally are a lot smaller than the loose ones as well.


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 07:03:54 [Preview] No.316102 del
>>316057
He probably can't remember how it's used.


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 07:04:26 [Preview] No.316103 del
>>316061
He won't even post a picture of his smoker.


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 07:04:36 [Preview] No.316104 del
>>316080
> I struggle to see anything bright in my future.
You will see a sunset/sunrise from the venetians.


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 07:04:53 [Preview] No.316105 del
>>316083
Painful poos may be in your future.


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NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 07:05:57 [Preview] No.316107 del
>>316069
>>316069
Egg looks perfect and that dark caramelisation on the pineapple would make it great.
Good job.


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 07:06:33 [Preview] No.316108 del
>>316094
>Haven't called her in seven weeks.
Did she tell you this fact.


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 07:06:33 [Preview] No.316109 del
>>316076
I whipped it out. Nothing.


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 07:06:50 [Preview] No.316110 del
>>316107
>dark caramelisation
Nigga it burnt.


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 07:06:59 [Preview] No.316111 del
>>316083
Have a mushroom.


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 07:07:16 [Preview] No.316112 del
>>316103
You just called me a nerd, so you'll never see it now.


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 07:07:44 [Preview] No.316113 del
>>316086
Good on you for calling her.
I still haven't called mine after finding out she (could be) dying


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 07:07:57 [Preview] No.316114 del
>>316110
nigga it called the mallard reaction
everythink in cooking named after a duck


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 07:08:01 [Preview] No.316115 del
>>316088
IT'S ON


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 07:09:01 [Preview] No.316116 del
>>316093
You computer NEET geeks irritate me.


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 07:09:06 [Preview] No.316117 del
>>316113
If you just procrastinate for long enough the problem will resolve itself.


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 07:09:48 [Preview] No.316118 del
>>316099
Sure you did.


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 07:11:19 [Preview] No.316119 del
Some more pitted sour cherries in syrup.


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 07:11:55 [Preview] No.316120 del
>>316119
Are they nice?


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 07:12:16 [Preview] No.316121 del
>>316097
i bet she has a dirty, unbleached arsehole


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 07:12:31 [Preview] No.316122 del
>>316110
Well singed.


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 07:13:04 [Preview] No.316123 del
>>316112
Post your fandangled helen cooking contraption nerd.


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 07:13:16 [Preview] No.316124 del
>>316094
>>316108
No, I checked the phone thing in the app.

>>316113
Call her!


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 07:13:35 [Preview] No.316125 del
>>316117
Until she starts haunting him and interrupting his wanks.


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 07:13:45 [Preview] No.316126 del
>>316114
It's well mallarded.


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 07:14:15 [Preview] No.316127 del


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 07:14:42 [Preview] No.316128 del


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 07:15:19 [Preview] No.316129 del
In the mood for some spirits but I am not drinking anymore.


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 07:15:24 [Preview] No.316130 del
>>316120
Yeah, great.
I might finish the whole jar.


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 07:16:19 [Preview] No.316131 del
>>316123
i'm blocking you now, normie


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 07:16:58 [Preview] No.316132 del
>>316129
get a small bottle of spirits and a cigar


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 07:17:10 [Preview] No.316133 del
>>316119
You better heckin well share them neet


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 07:17:19 [Preview] No.316134 del
>>316124
I may actually just do what the other NEET says.
It saves me having to connect with that side and she and I had the best years decades ago.
There are new memories to make, just reminiscing over shit that's past.


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 07:17:19 [Preview] No.316135 del
>>316129
> I am not drinking anymore
Good NEET. Stay strong.


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 07:18:12 [Preview] No.316136 del
>>316131
I'll see you on the way to school, nerd.


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 07:18:38 [Preview] No.316137 del
>>316134
That is an acceptable decision.


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 07:19:07 [Preview] No.316138 del
>>316133
They have a deep and complex sweet and tart flavour and velvety flesh.


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 07:19:39 [Preview] No.316139 del
going to watch the car show shortly BY MYSELF


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 07:20:08 [Preview] No.316140 del
>>316136
i'll bring my dad's gun


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 07:21:43 [Preview] No.316141 del
>>316140
You need to stop playing shoot 'em up's geek.


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 07:23:27 [Preview] No.316142 del
>>316139
I'm coming over to watch it and you're mum's going to let me in.
I'll say I'm your friend and you'll need to get me some pepsi and chips because she says so.


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 07:24:15 [Preview] No.316143 del
>>316142
you'll get a glass of pilk with some extra salty milk


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 07:24:24 [Preview] No.316144 del


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 07:24:28 [Preview] No.316145 del
Getting hungry. Nothing to eat. Nothing to cook. Suffering.


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 07:25:32 [Preview] No.316146 del
>>316145
not even bread/toast?


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 07:26:17 [Preview] No.316147 del
>>316145
Order food!


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 07:26:43 [Preview] No.316148 del
>>316146
No. I do have some protein powder and I can do some cooking but I am just not hungry enough to be bothered yet.


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 07:27:13 [Preview] No.316149 del
>>316148
just have a double protein shake


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 07:31:42 [Preview] No.316150 del
6 cans of Mountain Goat
Regretting all those messages I wrote
Wishing her the best in life
While I fight and struggle all this strife
Perhaps theres no one or place for me
The world confirms for all to see
6 cans of Mountain Goat
Won't someone cut me across the throat


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 07:32:59 [Preview] No.316151 del
>>316150
It is a good poem except the last line. Change it to something more hopeful please.


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 07:33:01 [Preview] No.316152 del
>>316150
Post Malone's latest rhymes suck


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 07:34:09 [Preview] No.316153 del
>>316143
I'd tell your mum to send you to your room.


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 07:38:58 [Preview] No.316154 del
>>316153
i'm not calling you dad


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 07:43:15 [Preview] No.316155 del
When will the abuse against Helen's friends end?
>‘Slave’ claims she was beaten with frozen chicken and had tea thrown on her
https://www.news.com.au/national/victoria/courts-law/slave-claims-water-poured-on-her-when-she-tried-to-sleep-court/news-story/559aa72dbe87a7fd53100740ae57c539


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 07:45:35 [Preview] No.316156 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=9XwnIlnQvMY [Embed]


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 07:47:29 [Preview] No.316157 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=jzE1-NlOthY [Embed]
All for Leyna always gets me thinking about Kate.


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 07:49:49 [Preview] No.316158 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=BQaUs5J2wdI [Embed]


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 07:56:10 [Preview] No.316159 del
>>316154
Come here son, come sit on my knee and watch the car show with me.


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 08:00:19 [Preview] No.316160 del
>>316156
>>316157
>>316158
So far I am enjoying these videos. Please continue if you are still watching them.


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 08:16:39 [Preview] No.316161 del
Just wanna quit my job and sit around being a slug person reading about the Syrian war on twitter and day drinking for a few weeks.
Is that so much to ask?


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 08:17:47 [Preview] No.316162 del
>>316161
>for a few weeks.


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 08:25:49 [Preview] No.316163 del
>>316161
>Is that so much to ask?
It would be wiser to invest in a samurai sword.


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 08:28:45 [Preview] No.316164 del
https://www.gq-magazine.co.uk/politics/article/men-going-their-own-way-movement

>The ‘Men Going Their Own Way’ movement is the Taliban of the manosphere


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 08:31:37 [Preview] No.316165 del
>>316164
>The MGTOW (pronounced “mig-tau”) who achieve total enlightenment are said to be “going monk”, which does what it says on the tin. Going monk is the black belt in giving up women.

Gone full monk


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 08:33:33 [Preview] No.316166 del
>>316164
>We are increasingly afraid to work with each other, to flirt with each other, to love each other.
Because that is sexual harassment for whoever gets to HR first?


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 08:35:10 [Preview] No.316167 del
God, I'd fuck Anna Kendrick.


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 08:36:46 [Preview] No.316168 del
>>316166
Apparently opting out of the system and ignoring women is terrorism now. Probably because it has started to be noticed in declined marriage and birth rate stats.


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 08:37:40 [Preview] No.316169 del
>>316167
What is it about her that does it for you, NOOT? Admittedly I've not seen any of those millenial/zoomer moofies she's in, but a google image search suggests she's a little horse faced.


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 08:38:03 [Preview] No.316170 del
>>316167
Enjoyed her in The Accountant?


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 08:38:40 [Preview] No.316171 del
>>316170
wasn't that moofie about an autistic ben afleck who is good with guns? i don't even remember her in it


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 08:40:34 [Preview] No.316172 del
>>316171
Yes it is. She's some clumsy intern accountant at a big firm he's auditing or some shit. I can't remember.
I just remember him rolling his leg with that epic song in the background.

The Mechanic is a better assassin move and also has a nice self-improvement arc.


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 08:42:05 [Preview] No.316173 del
>>316170
Yes.

>>316171
That is the film. She is in.

>>316169
I don't know. I can tell she is only a bit above average looking but something about her is very attractive to me.


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 08:43:59 [Preview] No.316174 del
Weber used to volunteer with his local boy scout troop but was kicked out for unspecified reasons once.


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 08:45:46 [Preview] No.316175 del
WEBER
Have you found that the quality of CS grads has dropped much since you were freshly minted?


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 08:45:50 [Preview] No.316176 del
>>316172
Shooter is about the only half-accurate sniper film I've seen, and even that's mostly action crap.


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 08:46:00 [Preview] No.316177 del
>>316173
>I don't know. I can tell she is only a bit above average looking but something about her is very attractive to me
iktf, thats the way I used to feel about the Queen Mum


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 08:46:40 [Preview] No.316178 del
>>316174
get specifying, cunt, cos I ain't a diddler


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 08:47:22 [Preview] No.316179 del
>>316175
most are fucking "IT" grads now, not real CS, and yes, they suck


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 08:47:26 [Preview] No.316180 del
>>316178
>diddler
More of a thumper.


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 08:47:42 [Preview] No.316181 del
>>316178
He may be banned as well.


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 08:48:23 [Preview] No.316182 del
(24.85 KB 296x336 1296202840487.jpg)


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 08:49:10 [Preview] No.316183 del
>>316181
Lol. We should just ban everyone, m8.


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 08:49:15 [Preview] No.316184 del
>>316173
>I don't know. I can tell she is only a bit above average looking but something about her is very attractive to me.
fair enough
she certainly isn't ugly or anything


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 08:51:38 [Preview] No.316185 del
>>316183
It is called defamation.


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 08:52:19 [Preview] No.316186 del
>>316179
Like me.
>Basic proficiency in containerisation technologies like Docker

Literally made one docker file, once.


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 08:52:59 [Preview] No.316187 del
>>316179
>"IT" grads now,
What are those now?


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 08:53:25 [Preview] No.316188 del
>>316097
has she ever explained the two doors behind her? Is one a front door and one a garage entrance or something? They don't look like an ensuite/bedroom doors.


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 08:55:31 [Preview] No.316189 del
>>316187
Back when I did undergrad there was a Bachelor of Computer Science. At some point universities started offering a Bachelor of IT. Near as I can tell, the latter dropped pretty much all of the mathematics and "science" and switched to teaching shit like MS Office and Photoshop in addition to pretend programming languages.


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 08:55:48 [Preview] No.316190 del
>>316185
Is it actually plausible that Weber molested a bunch of boy scouts?
Should we ban neets that claim that weber is snooping on their arses? What about neets that claim possum assaulted them in a comical way over a garlic bread?


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 08:55:55 [Preview] No.316191 del
(15.47 KB 255x176 snapboong.jpg)


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 08:56:30 [Preview] No.316192 del
you wanna get sum shell in there


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 08:56:41 [Preview] No.316193 del
>>316188
Yes. The right one is a wardrobe. The left goes into the hallway and the main part of the house.


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 08:57:21 [Preview] No.316194 del
>>316185
>>316190
I don't mind being defamed in a light-hearted or funny way. Basically just the paedo stuff is not funny.


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 08:58:13 [Preview] No.316195 del
>>316194
Okay, sorry weber.
I'll stop it.


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 08:58:26 [Preview] No.316196 del
>>316194
like adult cuddle and murder i wouldn't mind
just leave kids out


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 08:58:55 [Preview] No.316197 del
>>316195
Thank you.
Leave it there, BO.


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 08:59:11 [Preview] No.316198 del
>>316189
>pretend programming languages
What examples are there of those? Java?


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 09:00:12 [Preview] No.316199 del
>>316198
anything with memory management lol
back in my day we learned C and MIPS assembler and we didn't complain much


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 09:00:18 [Preview] No.316200 del
>>316198
He means things like python, nodejs, ruby and other scripting languages aka shit that actually pays


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 09:01:28 [Preview] No.316201 del
>>316200
I actually use Perl on an almost weekly basis for anything that a bash script can't do. They're not languages that should be taught in a formal CS setting.


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 09:03:18 [Preview] No.316202 del
>>316200
>>316199
Righto. I know fuck all programming but I do remember the sirs at uni being terribly confused by pointers and the stack/heap stuff in C++.


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 09:03:54 [Preview] No.316203 del
>>316198
plz watch to understand

https://youtube.com/watch?v=BcmUOmvl1N8 [Embed]


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 09:04:26 [Preview] No.316204 del
*clicks*
>Sir can you tell?


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 09:04:31 [Preview] No.316205 del
I wonder if mocking the death of a neet's brother would be a ban worthy offence? But to ask the question is to answer it.


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 09:06:16 [Preview] No.316206 del
>>316202
C is a dangerous language, and is responsible for many of the security vulnerabilities on the Internet -- shitty PHP scripting aside.
But it is a fantastic language as it straddles that boundary between a high-level language and a low-level language like assembler.
If the tutors were doing their thing properly, they could turn memory management problem resulting in a segmentation fault into learning exercise and introduction to a debugger and what's going on with the stack.


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 09:06:28 [Preview] No.316207 del
What do you think of word-filtering "have a wank" to "do the needful"?


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 09:08:11 [Preview] No.316208 del
>>316207
Yes. And word filter "depressed" to covered in curry.


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 09:08:47 [Preview] No.316209 del
>tfw covered in curry


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 09:09:55 [Preview] No.316210 del
>tfw severely covered in curry


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 09:10:17 [Preview] No.316211 del
>>316207
Only works when reversed.


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 09:11:07 [Preview] No.316212 del
>>316209
>>316210
It works well. Approved.


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 09:12:14 [Preview] No.316213 del
>>316190
Bit over the top mate.


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 09:12:17 [Preview] No.316214 del
(8.47 MB 3840x1080 oi8m9xj073yy.png)
I think I'll resign. After 2 months rent I'll have 3k in the bank.
There are quite a few support positions available, I'd bite the bullet and help boomers install dropbox on their work phone if it meant not working at this place.
Fuck. It's all so stressful. I wanna chuck a sickie tomorrow. I need some time off to get sober and get my mind right. I just can't fucking handle the wage anymore.

Stressed out.


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 09:12:18 [Preview] No.316215 del
>tfw severely covered in curry


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 09:12:46 [Preview] No.316216 del
>>316208
I'll cover you in my needful


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 09:13:35 [Preview] No.316217 del
>>316214
Get a new job first you fucking idiot.


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 09:13:35 [Preview] No.316218 del
Might go have a wank.


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 09:13:47 [Preview] No.316219 del
>>316214
just start applying for other work first
it's a lot easier to get another job while you already have one


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 09:14:12 [Preview] No.316220 del
>>316218
Hmmm.
covered in curry.
Have a wank.


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 09:15:15 [Preview] No.316221 del
>>316217
I'll just put down on my resume that I'm still working at this current place.
What are they gonna do, call and ask?


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 09:16:41 [Preview] No.316222 del
>>316220
>Have a wank.
You need to keep working on the case.


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 09:16:59 [Preview] No.316223 del
>>316221
>call and ask
They might.
How about you chuck a sickie or two due to Covid like symptoms but you have to keep your job?


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 09:20:07 [Preview] No.316224 del
>>316214
>I need some time off to get sober and get my mind right
Is that the effect time off generally has on you? Are you sure you won't spend the time off being even more of a boong?


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 09:21:25 [Preview] No.316225 del
Have a Wank.
have a wank


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 09:21:37 [Preview] No.316226 del
>>316221
You can also be fired after the fact if you were found to have lied during the hiring process.


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 09:22:49 [Preview] No.316227 del
I lust for NEET arse.


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 09:23:18 [Preview] No.316228 del
>>316225
We'll see how it goes.


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 09:23:47 [Preview] No.316229 del
>>316224
he'll spend his free time drinking 18 hours a day and posting woe is me


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 09:23:57 [Preview] No.316230 del
>>316227
Big or small arses?


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 09:24:11 [Preview] No.316231 del
and racking up that credit car debt again


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 09:24:11 [Preview] No.316232 del
>>316227
We all do m8


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 09:25:11 [Preview] No.316233 del
>>316230
Any at this point.


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 09:25:31 [Preview] No.316234 del
>>316229
I agree, it will make him feel worse.


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 09:26:55 [Preview] No.316235 del
>>316172
(1972) or (2011)?


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 09:29:01 [Preview] No.316236 del
Abuse that plastic!


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 09:30:52 [Preview] No.316237 del
Abuse my arse!


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 09:31:48 [Preview] No.316238 del
Fuck, used the wrong thing.


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 09:32:39 [Preview] No.316239 del
>>316238
Use my arse instead!


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 09:34:09 [Preview] No.316240 del
>>316239
Well bantered.


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 09:34:16 [Preview] No.316241 del
>>316223
I've chucked quite a few lately. Bossman has probably had it. Although I must admit he is a fair and kind bossman. I don't know if I can push it much further, even though he knows my mental health card is at least half legit.

>>316224
If I keep boonging then the homeless arc will be real. That or I crawl back to Mummybots house in bum fuck wagga, not much opportunity out there except peddling meff and working on a farm or some shit

Working a manual labour job would probably help me sleep a bit better


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 09:35:47 [Preview] No.316242 del
>>316241
> I don't know if I can push it much further,
Abuse it!


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 09:36:48 [Preview] No.316243 del
>>316241
>homeless arc will be real
You could make it into a Van arc where you sell the bussy.

>>316241
>Mummybots house in bum fuck wagga
Is she really that far away given that she visits you?


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 09:38:23 [Preview] No.316244 del


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 09:40:19 [Preview] No.316245 del
>>316243
Van is too logistically complicated for a retard like me. I can barely keep houseplants alive or maintain a proper diet.

She comes down maybe once a month at best.


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 09:40:45 [Preview] No.316246 del
>>316244
Because his arse was available as a replacement.


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 09:44:21 [Preview] No.316247 del
>>316226
He's not listening.
He's going to become a homeless boong.
He'll spaz out in the street and attack that other bum he gave $50.


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 09:44:49 [Preview] No.316248 del
>>316247
Bumfights: Australia.


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 09:45:42 [Preview] No.316249 del
>>316241
You don't call Wagga Wagga Wagga.


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 09:46:34 [Preview] No.316250 del
>>316247
A golden ticket*


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 09:46:36 [Preview] No.316251 del
>>316245
>at best.
Just to see you?


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 09:46:41 [Preview] No.316252 del
(505.30 KB 615x910 booong.png)


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 09:48:34 [Preview] No.316253 del
>>316251
And some of her friends.


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 09:48:55 [Preview] No.316254 del
(5.81 KB 250x231 ....jpg)


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 09:49:52 [Preview] No.316255 del
8chan still isn't working.


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 09:50:29 [Preview] No.316256 del
>>316253
It's just to see you.
Fuck, good homes are weird.
You don't deserve it.


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 09:50:38 [Preview] No.316257 del
>>316255
You need to move on, the accident wasn't your fault.


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 09:51:57 [Preview] No.316258 del
>>316252
They only treated him like that because of the colour of his skin the racist dogs.


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 09:55:02 [Preview] No.316259 del
>>316257
I miss it. We were all together once. Happy.


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 09:55:10 [Preview] No.316260 del
I just want to carry sacks of rice and dates around the market.
Is that too much to ask? I don't want to navigate this hellscape of IT HR bullshit and stare at a screen all day waiting for yet another stressful response to something I don't give two fucks about and no one would even care about it if it happened to disappear.
Office wagery is suffering for no reason. I have zero interest in my job or customer support or fucking any of it. I'll probably never make it to a dev position, and I don't even think I want to. I don't care. It's just the same shit all day every fucking day. At least when youre walking around a warehouse scanning barcodes you're burning calories


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 09:56:26 [Preview] No.316261 del
>>316260
Everything in life is like that.


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 09:57:01 [Preview] No.316262 del
>>316260
You hated your warehouse jobs as I recall


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 09:57:57 [Preview] No.316263 del
>>316245
If university is distant learning at the moment then it is possible. I think everything I am doing is online at the moment.


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 09:58:36 [Preview] No.316264 del
Does anyone here use the right shift key?


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 10:00:13 [Preview] No.316265 del
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>>316259
Those days are gone


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 10:01:39 [Preview] No.316266 del
>>316252
Paracemetol abuse would have killed him one way or another. Poor bloke.


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 10:02:15 [Preview] No.316267 del
>>316265
Those days never existed. It is just sentimental, nostalgic, rose-tinted wallowing. Like nuro with his antique porn stars and those NEETs with their memories of clapped-out roasties named Kate.


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 10:02:22 [Preview] No.316268 del
>>316265
Age of Woe.


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 10:03:56 [Preview] No.316269 del
Sorry for sperging out again.
Deciding on popping a bunch of pills and trying to wake up for work or getting another 6 pack and chucking a sickee. Gonna close this tab until I open it again.


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 10:04:15 [Preview] No.316270 del
>>316262
But, but he was burning calories to enhance his chad imagine.


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 10:04:32 [Preview] No.316271 del
>>316264
I do not from memory.


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 10:04:54 [Preview] No.316272 del
>>316269
Good night NEET. Stay safe.


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 10:07:50 [Preview] No.316273 del
>>316269
>Sorry for sperging out again.
Even if planning a new life brings you some joy. You should do just that.


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 10:09:52 [Preview] No.316274 del
Monk wait until you start seeing this psychiatrist before you make any big decisions like quitting your job.


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 10:12:48 [Preview] No.316275 del
(2.67 MB 640x340 IMG_1350.mp4)


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 10:14:22 [Preview] No.316276 del
>>316274
I agree.


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 10:15:02 [Preview] No.316277 del
>>316275
That NEET said it right.


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 10:15:12 [Preview] No.316278 del
>>316264
I have to use the right control key.


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 10:15:52 [Preview] No.316279 del
>>316275
I agree.


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 10:15:56 [Preview] No.316280 del


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 10:16:16 [Preview] No.316281 del
>>316274
I can't wait that long


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 10:16:33 [Preview] No.316282 del
>>316275
Audible chuckle.


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 10:17:07 [Preview] No.316283 del
>>316281
You'll be waiting longer if you end up with no income.


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 10:18:25 [Preview] No.316284 del
>>316281
It is only two weeks.


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 10:18:45 [Preview] No.316285 del


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 10:19:42 [Preview] No.316286 del
Two weeks is like tomorrow morning away.


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 10:20:37 [Preview] No.316287 del
Thinking about monks venetians

https://youtube.com/watch?v=4Zg33W_O3Aw [Embed]


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 10:22:47 [Preview] No.316288 del
>>316287
Each proper NEET residence should have them.


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 10:24:51 [Preview] No.316289 del
Goodnight NEETs


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 10:25:13 [Preview] No.316290 del
>>316289
Gook night.


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 10:25:28 [Preview] No.316291 del
>>316289
Gook night NEET. Sleep tight and don't let the gook bugs bite.


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 10:25:37 [Preview] No.316292 del
>>316289
gonna shit in your beanie


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 10:28:23 [Preview] No.316293 del
>>316289
Goodnight.


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 10:31:00 [Preview] No.316294 del
>>316288
Mine are all falling apart.


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 10:31:16 [Preview] No.316295 del


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 10:33:06 [Preview] No.316296 del
>>316294
Care for them!


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 10:38:32 [Preview] No.316297 del
>>316287
A nice song. I might listen to it next time the sundowners are on and I'm sat here looking at them.


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 10:48:17 [Preview] No.316298 del
>>316297
Listen to this.
The whole album isn't bad.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=DuK91sUk6FE [Embed]


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 10:48:34 [Preview] No.316299 del
10mg of valium down the hatch
listening to Nick Caves "Opium Tea".


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 10:49:53 [Preview] No.316300 del
>>316297
You need these videos:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=GBUCmMxmup0 [Embed]


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 10:55:54 [Preview] No.316301 del
sulphur burps


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 10:57:35 [Preview] No.316302 del
God I wish I was sat in a beach side cafe on the Algerian coast with a cup of hot opium tea, no financial stress, and nothing but the day to take me where it will


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 11:00:54 [Preview] No.316303 del
If wishes were knishes I'd be a fatty.


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 11:03:10 [Preview] No.316304 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=TAQhbyGXxN8 [Embed]


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 11:06:28 [Preview] No.316305 del
hecka plecka


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 11:07:14 [Preview] No.316306 del
>>316301
Bottle them!


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 11:12:47 [Preview] No.316307 del
>>316302
Imagine the boongery.


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 11:17:53 [Preview] No.316308 del
Boongery brewery.


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 11:20:16 [Preview] No.316309 del
Boong's Boongery Brewery


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 11:22:32 [Preview] No.316310 del
BBB


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 11:29:17 [Preview] No.316311 del
Night NEETs

This is a good choon

https://youtube.com/watch?v=S34hOJE-DpU [Embed]


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 11:32:32 [Preview] No.316312 del
>>316311
Good night NEET. Sleep tight.


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 11:34:03 [Preview] No.316313 del
>>316311
Good night

Gonna chuck that sickie. Drink the second 6 pack and watch war movie scenes on youtube. A comfortable boonged up Monday night.


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 11:34:17 [Preview] No.316314 del


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 11:35:08 [Preview] No.316315 del
>>316313
>Drink the second 6 pack
You need it!


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 11:37:57 [Preview] No.316316 del
We need a NEET Rapid Response Crisis Team to get to Monk and stop him from making further mistakes.


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 11:39:40 [Preview] No.316317 del
>>316316
Those digits are special.


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 11:40:19 [Preview] No.316318 del
Going to go watch more youtubes.
Good night friends.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=mF6vwuGWQZU [Embed]


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 11:41:39 [Preview] No.316319 del
>>316318
Good night NEET. Sleep tight.


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 11:41:56 [Preview] No.316320 del
>>316317
Let's hope it's a sign he can be helped.


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 11:43:06 [Preview] No.316321 del
>>316316
We need some kind of institution in society that helps young blokes with nothing left to live for. No hobbies, no real friends, no prospects, just an ever tightening 4 walls and a blurred vision of the world through some dusty venetians.
Maybe a local job board at the shops, without needing to apply and wait for some bitch with a degree in a high-vis vest for no reason to teach you how to pick up a box.
It's all just so fucking convoluted. I wish I was conscripted.


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 11:43:09 [Preview] No.316322 del
>>316318
Good night my friend.


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 11:49:32 [Preview] No.316323 del
>>316321
I am an institution in society that helps young blokes with nothing left to live for. No hobbies, no real friends, no prospects, just an ever tightening 4 walls and a blurred vision of the world through some dusty venetians.


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 11:50:50 [Preview] No.316324 del
>>316321
>for no reason to teach you how to pick up a box.
Mongs are the real cause behind this because someone is probably on a disability payout for life after lifting that box that was too heavy and damaging his back.


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 11:55:53 [Preview] No.316325 del
TRIED TO DO CATCH UP TIRED OF EVERYONES SHIT THIS THREAD CAN BURN IN HELL


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 11:58:16 [Preview] No.316326 del
I feel a big shit brewing.


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 11:59:05 [Preview] No.316327 del
>>316326
Release it!


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 11:59:26 [Preview] No.316328 del
>>316325
Do the needful.


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 12:02:47 [Preview] No.316329 del


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 12:04:04 [Preview] No.316330 del
>>316329
hodl make not give the expected returns.


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 12:07:38 [Preview] No.316331 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=3tnPGJnOhDY [Embed]


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 12:08:41 [Preview] No.316332 del
>>316330
I will reabsorb the shit into my body. Then I will have the power of a full grown man and a shit. I will be unstoppable.


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 12:10:04 [Preview] No.316333 del
>>316332
Interesting theory. Keep me updated.


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 12:33:25 [Preview] No.316334 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=S5fvf56uJs8 [Embed]


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 12:36:55 [Preview] No.316335 del
>>316334
Webby coming to help out monk


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 12:44:43 [Preview] No.316336 del
The tutorial enrolments are almost over...


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 12:52:21 [Preview] No.316337 del
Good night NEETs. Sleep tight.


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 12:52:46 [Preview] No.316338 del
>>316337
Good night TightNEET.


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 12:55:27 [Preview] No.316339 del
The Maga patriots in America have everyone running scared.


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 12:57:58 [Preview] No.316340 del
STOLEN ELECTONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 13:26:32 [Preview] No.316341 del


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 13:40:27 [Preview] No.316342 del
3rd valium, 11th beer.
Watching Generation Kill scenes. Still some pain in my arm from that blood test.
Haven't chucked the sickie. My mind is calm and quiet. Tranquil even. A few hours of peace.

I don't know what else to say, but I appreciate all of you all and your tolerance of me.


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 13:42:52 [Preview] No.316343 del
The unit coordinator for one of my units is (((Rosenblatt))), so of course the introduction to the course that's about mathematics opens with an "Acknowledgement of Country".


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 13:45:37 [Preview] No.316344 del
>>316343
Acknowledging the traditional land owners, the House of Windsor, and all kings past and present?


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 14:14:20 [Preview] No.316345 del
Need more beers. 12 is not enough.


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 14:49:28 [Preview] No.316346 del
good morning NEETs


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 14:50:02 [Preview] No.316347 del
>>316346
Morning. Whats for breakfast?


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 14:51:01 [Preview] No.316348 del
>>316347
coffee, 2 cigs and orange juice


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 14:59:14 [Preview] No.316349 del
are the wagies asleep?


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 18:47:53 [Preview] No.316350 del
>>316349
Mordnening

I'm off to the wage. Catching Zs on the train.


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 20:14:26 [Preview] No.316351 del
>>316346
>>316350
morn kuntz

>>316345
haunting last words


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 20:28:38 [Preview] No.316352 del
mordening
havng a nmonster


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 20:47:33 [Preview] No.316355 del
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Finally some useful information from the national broadcaster.


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 21:12:09 [Preview] No.316356 del
Off on a roadtrip to the bush, I'm camping at the lake tonight. in the cold rain


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 21:13:33 [Preview] No.316357 del
>>316356
Have fun and stay safe.


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 21:20:59 [Preview] No.316358 del
>>316357
Thx I'll drive slowly and watch out for queensland boomers in hire campers.


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 21:29:07 [Preview] No.316359 del
>>316338
This NEET cares.

>>316341
Well said.

>>316342
>I don't know what else to say, but I appreciate all of you all and your tolerance of me.
Some say we need it!

>>316344
A good acknowledgement to Crown land.

>>316348
Is this a traditional breakfast?

>>316353
That's too much for them.

>>316354
I wonder who is funding it.

>>316355
Value for money.

>>316356
Stay safe.

>>316346
>>316347
>>316350
>>316351
>>316352
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 21:30:14 [Preview] No.316360 del
>>316359
morning


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 21:32:35 [Preview] No.316361 del
The diversity has arrived
>'What are you going to do now, pigs?' Covid conspiracy theorists proudly share wild footage of wedding party forcing a police car to flee from a suburban Melbourne street in fear
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9286697/Covid-conspiracy-theorists-share-footage-wild-wedding-party.html


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 21:35:59 [Preview] No.316362 del
>>316361
>There are others dressed for a formal occasion - with some combining formal clothes with sneakers and sunglasses.
disgusting


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 21:38:01 [Preview] No.316363 del


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 21:39:01 [Preview] No.316364 del
>Artificial 'brain in a dish' is created that matures 'just like a human brain' and could shed light on conditions such as Alzheimer's and schizophrenia
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-9287071/Neuroscience-Artificial-brain-dish-created-matures-just-like-human-brain.html


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 21:40:08 [Preview] No.316365 del
>Aussie man's priceless reaction to a tyre flying off his old Jeep Cherokee while driving down a dusty Outback road goes viral
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9285867/Australian-man-loses-tyre-driving-rural-NSW-road.html


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 21:42:32 [Preview] No.316366 del
>>316365
journalist can't tell the difference between a Jeep and a Nissan, also thinks vehicle wheel came "unhinged".


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 21:43:46 [Preview] No.316367 del
>>316366
Perhaps it was the journalist who was unhinged?


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 21:43:58 [Preview] No.316368 del
>>316366
or the difference between a tyre and a wheel


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 21:47:38 [Preview] No.316369 del
I think I may be getting approved for my payment in the near future.
>One million Australians to see their payments slashed from TODAY - here’s everything you need to know about what cash you can get
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9288347/One-million-Australians-payments-slashed-TODAY-heres-need-know.html


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 22:00:32 [Preview] No.316370 del
>>316369
>$663
BLEH


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 22:08:30 [Preview] No.316371 del
>>316370
Did you save any money with the increase?

I remember reading a few NEETs have built up a bit of money saved.


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 22:10:39 [Preview] No.316372 del
>>316371
yeah i did


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 22:12:48 [Preview] No.316373 del
>>316359
very traditional minus the orange juice
you could add a beer and a rohlik to that


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 22:27:40 [Preview] No.316374 del
>>316372
I think it's take what you can get from the government. I think the payment increase overall was better than a once of payment increase.


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 22:28:57 [Preview] No.316375 del
Morning neets. Feeling hungry all the time due to this 'only eat three meals a day' crap my past self decided was a good idea. Can't think, don't want to do anything. How do skellies even live?


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 22:38:10 [Preview] No.316376 del
>>316375
Morning NEET.

Try snacking on nuts and fruit during the day. That's what I do when I don't have enough food between lunch and dinner.


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 22:53:45 [Preview] No.316377 del
>>316376
I've got some 'superfood' premade salad I bought from coles. Gonna have that for morning tea.


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 22:57:13 [Preview] No.316378 del
>>316377
At the moment I have a handful of Walnuts throughout the day. Having something nice and healthy to snack on is handy.


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 23:24:03 [Preview] No.316379 del
>waiting for monk to post


NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 23:45:36 [Preview] No.316380 del
>>316379
I wonder what time he will wake up.


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NEET 02/22/2021 (Mon) 23:58:51 [Preview] No.316383 del
>>316382
I know of someone who has been diagnosed with mouth cancer after smoking like a chimney and drinking like a fish. His doctor told him he was "fucked".

I think he has a long way to go before he gets to that point.


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 00:00:27 [Preview] No.316384 del
>>316379
I have risen. 5 valiums and the seroquel ontop of the beer made waking up very, very difficult.
Very groggy.

Have multiple slack messages than I'm going to ignore.


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 00:07:49 [Preview] No.316385 del
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>>316379
you can have a nuro instead

Good Morning Neets


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 00:08:13 [Preview] No.316386 del
>>316384
2.5's?


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 00:09:34 [Preview] No.316387 del
>>316386
5 * 5mg
50mg seroqul
16 standards.

Having a black instant.


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 00:10:52 [Preview] No.316388 del
>>316387
that's a disaster waiting to happen


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 00:21:00 [Preview] No.316389 del
>>316385
Good morning Nuro.


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 00:21:17 [Preview] No.316390 del
>>316388
He needs it!


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 00:26:57 [Preview] No.316391 del
>>316387
> as i walk through the shadow of the valium of death


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 00:32:26 [Preview] No.316392 del
>>316391
>WARNING: Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander viewers are warned that the following post may contain images and voices of deceased persons.


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 00:40:16 [Preview] No.316393 del
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why are they like that?


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 00:41:47 [Preview] No.316394 del
>>316393
Sir is doing the needful.


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 00:47:41 [Preview] No.316395 del
>>316393
they need to cuddle


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 00:53:37 [Preview] No.316396 del
>>316395
if she is still alive, she's lucky


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 00:54:14 [Preview] No.316397 del
two steak sangas and a stout for lunch


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 01:04:02 [Preview] No.316398 del
>>316397
Lovely.


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 01:05:16 [Preview] No.316399 del
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NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 01:13:16 [Preview] No.316400 del
>>316399
Why is there no mention of simping or is that implied?


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 01:15:46 [Preview] No.316401 del
>>316400
It may have been created by a simp. I don't know. I also didn't realise it was 42mb when I uploaded it.


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 01:19:45 [Preview] No.316403 del
>>316402
I wonder if it lists the requirements she has for a man.


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 01:25:17 [Preview] No.316405 del
500 men and not one was suitable.


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 01:25:58 [Preview] No.316406 del
>And while I have become something of an expert on dating apps — last year I got a congratulations from Tinder for getting 25,000 likes for my profile — unfortunately, I am still looking for The One.


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 01:27:28 [Preview] No.316407 del
>Then there are the beer bellies. If a man has one, I know we’ll have nothing in common as I’m active and don’t do takeaways. If the profile is full of photos cropped in around the face, it’s a huge giveaway.


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 01:33:24 [Preview] No.316408 del
>>316404
A strange woman.


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 01:34:34 [Preview] No.316409 del
>>316408
they're becoming increasingly common


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 01:34:53 [Preview] No.316410 del
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NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 01:35:51 [Preview] No.316411 del
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NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 01:47:29 [Preview] No.316412 del
>>316411
Based.


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 01:53:30 [Preview] No.316413 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=nUwM16FaEZU [Embed]

Nick Mooney, an extremely reputable wildlife biologist, supposedly has photographs of mum, dad, and babby Tasmanian Tigers.


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 01:58:11 [Preview] No.316414 del
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NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 01:59:36 [Preview] No.316415 del
>>316413
>the parents are ambiguous
Not good enough.


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 02:01:41 [Preview] No.316416 del
>>316415
yeah well the bloke in the video did the right thing handing them to the museum without talking to the media
the fact the museum hasn't dismissed them (or said anything at all yet) is a sign there might be something in it


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 02:20:18 [Preview] No.316417 del
Went to the park to try and do some study. When I got there I had no energy. My stimulant addiction continues to spiral out of control, with dexies needed to do the simplest task.


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 02:23:24 [Preview] No.316418 del
>>316402
>tfw a dreg


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 02:30:37 [Preview] No.316419 del
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NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 02:38:18 [Preview] No.316420 del
The big post-bender cleanup is done.
Freaking out about whether to resign or not. Impossibly stressed. Going to put a load of laundry on and get a schooner to try and help with these feelings of panic.


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 02:40:40 [Preview] No.316421 del
>>316420
Don't resign until you have seen the psychiatrist. The board has spoken.


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 02:46:06 [Preview] No.316422 del
>>316421
I'm considering giving my months notice. Being a good subservient wagie, trying to wrap up and handover my projects, just for the recommendation. A months notice will give me a decent chance to find further work too.
It's all stressful. Fuck.


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 02:55:32 [Preview] No.316423 del
>>316410
>>316419
Mallard substitute.


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 02:58:10 [Preview] No.316424 del
>>316423
wtf how did he steal my post?


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 03:00:57 [Preview] No.316425 del
>>316422
You need to sit down and work out a plan. If you do quit based on going through each of your expenses how long will it take. When you can apply for Cenno, if you don't get a job by a specific date.


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 03:01:39 [Preview] No.316426 del
>>316424
Mallards are held to high esteem on here.


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 03:18:38 [Preview] No.316427 del
Sat in my favourite seat at the local listening to nick cave. Feels like I’m sitting on the edge of a cliff and I’m sliding down the sandy rocks under me to a certainly doomed fate


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 03:23:17 [Preview] No.316428 del
>>316427
Nick Cave's teenage son was on drugs and fell off a cliff and died.


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 04:18:53 [Preview] No.316429 del
>thinking about when we will see flavourtown next


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 04:21:53 [Preview] No.316430 del
>>316429
i had it today and yesterday no point in posting pics of the same thing

moonrise is at 3:30 i can feel a strong monging comming on, might go to the island


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 04:23:38 [Preview] No.316431 del
>>316430
Are you feeling any pains in your liver?


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 04:25:42 [Preview] No.316432 del
Doing a poo.


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 04:29:53 [Preview] No.316433 del
>>316430
>might go to the island
Take some picture for us when you arrive.


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 04:33:38 [Preview] No.316434 del
>>316432
Big poo?


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 04:35:12 [Preview] No.316435 del
Dunno what to do. Might just drink the afternoon away and try to sleep early.


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 04:39:31 [Preview] No.316436 del
>>316424
i didn't still your post you heckin hecker


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 04:40:08 [Preview] No.316437 del
>>316431
no im not symptomatic i just have a high count, need to get an ultrasound done tho just incase

>>316433
will do

>>316435
sounds do-able


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 04:40:37 [Preview] No.316438 del
>>316436
fuck maybe i stole yours


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 04:41:55 [Preview] No.316439 del
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NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 04:42:01 [Preview] No.316440 del
having a wine
i too did a mongk and took teh day off sick
two weeks in a row


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 04:42:27 [Preview] No.316441 del
>>316436
I think he was saying that someone else posted it, or perhaps he thought he posted it then press posted it again.


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 04:42:57 [Preview] No.316442 del
>>316440
>two weeks in a row
You needed it!


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 04:44:48 [Preview] No.316443 del
I'm gonna get a wine too. Then at 5 I'm going to the other bar on my street that I recently discovered.


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 04:45:55 [Preview] No.316444 del
teh HA sent me like 5 whatsapp messages at around 9am but i cbf reading them


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 04:49:19 [Preview] No.316445 del
monging innitiated


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 04:49:53 [Preview] No.316446 del
we should have a monging contest tonight


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 04:58:38 [Preview] No.316447 del
MaxiBoong


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 05:03:33 [Preview] No.316448 del
>bitcoin 100k EOY
ahhahahahahahhaha who in here said that?


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 05:06:34 [Preview] No.316449 del
>>316448
you did?


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 05:09:36 [Preview] No.316450 del
Got some hellen boobies and some salad. Gonna have chicken wraps tonight. Firs time I'll have cooked in quite a few days.
Got myself a cambodian lockneck and a bottle of Hidden Gem - $4 for 6.8 standards. Back in my warehouse days it was $3 for a bottle. I still remember paying in silver coins for a bottle or two. Aaaah, good ol young boongin.
Having a rothie and a beer on the balcony.

>>316446
Are you wfh tomorrow?


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NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 05:10:43 [Preview] No.316452 del
>>316440
You need to take a week off, two weeks in a row. Get back to your neet roots.


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 05:11:12 [Preview] No.316453 del
>>316450
>Are you wfh tomorrow?
nah, thursday and friday i am
possibly longer if they sack me tomorrow


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 05:11:28 [Preview] No.316454 del
>>316448
i said 250k


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 05:11:49 [Preview] No.316455 del
No energy. Having some more dexies. Fuck.


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 05:12:08 [Preview] No.316456 del
>>316452
i actually need a few weeks off
the time off at xmas wasn't relaxing as motherbat was here


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 05:17:34 [Preview] No.316457 del
>>316444
Read them!


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 05:20:42 [Preview] No.316458 del
>>316456
She was keeping you well feed though.


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 05:21:05 [Preview] No.316459 del
*fed


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 05:21:10 [Preview] No.316460 del
>>316456
I need the same. Maybe I could ask work for a month off, unpaid even, before returning.
I could use the month to detox, including the seroquel.
I doubt they'd let me. Could pull the mental health card with the COO and spill the beans on my addiction. If they denied me then I could resign maybe.
I dunno. Fuck it. Maybe I should just stop being a bitch and go to fucking work and do the needful.


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 05:22:03 [Preview] No.316461 del
>>316457
some illiterate garbage about me being sick and the valentines thing


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 05:24:05 [Preview] No.316462 del
>>316460
>Maybe I should just stop being a bitch and go to fucking work and do the needful.
It could be argued you're not busy enough and that's why you fill your spare time drinking and popping pills. Why don't you try automating yourself out of your current role and then using evidence of that to get yourself a promotion or a job you actually want?


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 05:24:32 [Preview] No.316463 del
>>316460
>I need the same. Maybe I could ask work for a month off, unpaid even, before returning.
That isn't a bad idea. But it assume you stop everything. Not a piecemeal approach of cutting everything down.


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 05:26:42 [Preview] No.316464 del
>>316462
This post contains the based approach.


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 05:31:44 [Preview] No.316465 del
>>316462
>that's why you fill your spare time drinking and popping pills.
Correct. I simply don't know what to do with my time. I was enjoying the gym and the running, but now back at the cage, I have to go at a time when its packed and I have to walk around aimlessly waiting for a machine to be free.

>Why don't you try automating yourself out of your current role and then using evidence of that to get yourself a promotion or a job you actually want?
Not easy. I have no access to the backend or infrastructure. I can't recreate our shitty outdated internal tools.
No access to databases, APIs, etc.

>>316463
That's what I'd do my best to achieve if I was given the opportunity.


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 05:33:06 [Preview] No.316466 del
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good night NEETs


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 05:36:35 [Preview] No.316467 del
>>316465
>I'd do my best to achieve
You would need to be fine with interpretative knife dancing sessions morning, afternoon and night. You would be so busy that you wouldn't have time for booze or pills.


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 05:37:04 [Preview] No.316468 del
>>316466
Good night NEET. Sleep tight and do not accept.


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 05:41:13 [Preview] No.316469 del
>>316433
There you go.


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 05:41:48 [Preview] No.316470 del
>>316469
Thank you. Can you travel to it?


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 05:41:53 [Preview] No.316471 del
>>316469
now go to it!


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 05:44:23 [Preview] No.316472 del
>>316470
Look at that yacht. That could be us, all together in harmony on the NEETboat. Sustaining ourselves with a NEETboat journey instagram account.


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 05:45:53 [Preview] No.316473 del
>>316470
Yes
>>316471
Nah I’m right. Moon is Gemini. Below betleguise. This is a big deal.


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 05:48:02 [Preview] No.316474 del
>>316472
That would be lovely.


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 05:49:20 [Preview] No.316475 del
>>316465
> I have no access to the backend or infrastructure.
So what do you do? Answer calls and tell them to turn their workstation on and off again?


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 05:51:19 [Preview] No.316476 del
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>>316473
>Moon is Gemini. Below betleguise. This is a big deal.


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 05:55:26 [Preview] No.316477 del
>>316476
>>316411
I feel stuck in a loop today.


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 05:56:47 [Preview] No.316478 del
I used that pizza coupon


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 06:00:49 [Preview] No.316479 del
>>316478
What did you get?
Will we get an image?


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 06:07:31 [Preview] No.316480 del
>>316475
Troubleshoot web app issues by analysing logs.
Send out updates to IoT devices reporting into the web app.
Create Jira tickets so 'BAU' can write simple select queries for me. Replicate web app bugs.
Teach boomers how to click the 'Forgot Password' link.


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 06:15:42 [Preview] No.316482 del
>>316480
Have you written anything to filter out the normal baseline stuff from the logs before you start looking at them?


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 06:16:20 [Preview] No.316483 del
>>316481
Thank you.


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 06:16:26 [Preview] No.316484 del
Have big news.


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 06:17:09 [Preview] No.316485 del
>>316323
You can have Dan for other reasons.


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 06:17:14 [Preview] No.316486 del
>>316484
go on...


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 06:17:27 [Preview] No.316487 del
>>316325
Your arse is hell.


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 06:17:49 [Preview] No.316488 del
>t. monaro


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 06:18:22 [Preview] No.316489 del
>>316336
Uni sent me a thing today telling me to enrol. Fuck the system.


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 06:18:36 [Preview] No.316490 del
>>316484
Good news?


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 06:19:14 [Preview] No.316491 del
>>316489
Consider if you are or not.


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 06:20:17 [Preview] No.316492 del
>>316482
No need. I can just use ctrl+f to find what I need. I know what I'm looking for.
Most technical thing I could do is use regex in vscode to find certain loglines but thats rare.


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 06:21:08 [Preview] No.316493 del
>>316343
I found a tool on the online word called editor.
You can go through your work and find inclusiveness errors.
I showed my cow orker and it brought up 'landlord' an being gender normative or something.
Fucking kikes man.


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 06:21:52 [Preview] No.316494 del
>>316345
Lets see if the exact post will be posted tonight.


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 06:22:27 [Preview] No.316495 del
I've got 3 doordash coupons for $15 off your first order ($30+) and free delivery.
I spose I can only use one because its new signups only.

Happy to share the coupon codes of the other two with you cunts


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 06:23:27 [Preview] No.316496 del
>>316495
A kind offer. I hope two NEETs take it up.


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 06:24:17 [Preview] No.316498 del
>>316356
Sounds nice, take some pictures.


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 06:25:26 [Preview] No.316499 del
>>316497
Good afternoon NEET.


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 06:26:58 [Preview] No.316500 del
>>316362
>>316363
It is.
What sort of event is that?


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 06:27:21 [Preview] No.316501 del
>>316368
An arse and a gape.


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 06:28:51 [Preview] No.316502 del
>>316496
like they took up the pizza coupon?


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 06:28:57 [Preview] No.316503 del
>>316375
You should have two main dishes, an extended brunch and an early all afternoon tea. And snacks and dessert.


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 06:29:32 [Preview] No.316504 del
>>316476
Terribly bantered


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 06:29:57 [Preview] No.316505 del
>>316502
You returned to that store?


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 06:31:01 [Preview] No.316506 del
>>316393
Women or Pajeets?


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 06:31:17 [Preview] No.316507 del
>>316397
That sounds ace.


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 06:31:29 [Preview] No.316508 del
Two of the three are the same it seems.
Not sure how or why they'd print the same coupon.
Enjoy


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 06:31:40 [Preview] No.316509 del
>>316505
yes
i like living dangerously


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 06:31:49 [Preview] No.316510 del
>>316399
Why is this a gif?


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 06:32:22 [Preview] No.316511 del
>>316509
https://youtube.com/watch?v=siwpn14IE7E [Embed]


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 06:32:30 [Preview] No.316512 del
>>316402
Monks milf arc.


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 06:33:48 [Preview] No.316513 del
>>316407
A woman has to love a beer belly to be worth pursuing.


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 06:34:12 [Preview] No.316514 del
>>316508
it's just a promotional code
the delivery address/email address is the differentiator


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 06:34:17 [Preview] No.316515 del
>>316497
Good morning my friend. You're up late.


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 06:35:05 [Preview] No.316516 del
>>316422
>>316420
I can hear you jumping and panting as you talk.
Settle down.


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 06:35:21 [Preview] No.316517 del
I think he has ADD or something.


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 06:35:35 [Preview] No.316518 del
>>316484
any time today, sweaty


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 06:36:01 [Preview] No.316519 del
>>316430
lol, you make it look so inviting.
Absolute boong is your natural state.


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 06:36:06 [Preview] No.316520 del
>>316516
I'm settled. A small gooning has solved my stress. For now.


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 06:36:19 [Preview] No.316521 del
>>316517
I have ADSD. It's like ADHD, but standard definition.


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 06:37:25 [Preview] No.316522 del
(speaking into phone) get me on the computer


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 06:37:41 [Preview] No.316523 del
>>316440
>>316444
Read her messages.


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 06:37:58 [Preview] No.316524 del
Read them aloud to me on a vocaroo.


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 06:38:17 [Preview] No.316525 del


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 06:38:28 [Preview] No.316526 del
I have big news.
I'm mixing cheap white with water in my Moscow mule mug while puffin a duzza


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 06:39:48 [Preview] No.316527 del
>>316460
>I could use the month to detox,


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 06:40:05 [Preview] No.316528 del


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 06:40:48 [Preview] No.316529 del
>>316472
My arse is sore just thinking about it.


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 06:40:56 [Preview] No.316530 del


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 06:41:09 [Preview] No.316531 del
>>316478
Good. Make them pay.


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 06:41:27 [Preview] No.316532 del


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 06:41:51 [Preview] No.316533 del
It's big, big news.


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 06:42:18 [Preview] No.316534 del
>>316491
Nah, I'm not dong it.


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 06:42:42 [Preview] No.316535 del


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 06:43:30 [Preview] No.316536 del
>>316504
Top quality post.


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 06:43:36 [Preview] No.316537 del
>>316534
I would say that is a wise decision.


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 06:44:15 [Preview] No.316538 del
>>316508
Do they all have the same code?


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 06:44:49 [Preview] No.316539 del
>>316515
dog neet lyf


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 06:46:26 [Preview] No.316540 del


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 06:46:53 [Preview] No.316541 del
>>316538
The third one is different


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 06:47:10 [Preview] No.316542 del
>>316521
Well bantered.


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 06:47:33 [Preview] No.316543 del
>>316526
>mixing cheap white with water
Why?


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 06:47:54 [Preview] No.316544 del
>>316537
Especially the dong.


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 06:48:23 [Preview] No.316545 del
MY father used to mic his goon sack Coolabah Riesling with soda water.


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 06:48:43 [Preview] No.316546 del
>>316540
Feeling calmer today.

>>316543
Easier to drink.


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 06:49:00 [Preview] No.316547 del
Catch up complete.


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 06:49:41 [Preview] No.316548 del
>>316544
Betterment at a cost it is.


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 06:50:52 [Preview] No.316550 del
>>316545
>used to mic his
*used Mike for


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 06:52:01 [Preview] No.316551 del
>>316549
HHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAAA


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 06:53:14 [Preview] No.316552 del
>>316549
I had to listen to this three times.


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 06:53:28 [Preview] No.316553 del
What incredible, A class content this board produces.


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 06:54:35 [Preview] No.316554 del
>>316553
The best for the best.


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 06:55:39 [Preview] No.316555 del
>>316553
Federal Intelligence and Law Enforcement pay at least one poor cunt to sit and document this shit day in, day out.


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 06:56:28 [Preview] No.316556 del
>>316555
Our poo posts and imagery must be archived securely.


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 06:57:01 [Preview] No.316557 del
>>316555
Poor feds, unable to get our message we want convey.


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 06:57:31 [Preview] No.316558 del
NEET - big poo: ✅


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 06:57:57 [Preview] No.316559 del
>>316547
Well catch'd. Well completed.


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 07:00:05 [Preview] No.316560 del
Fuck. Actual semi-big news.

The ex just texted me, first I've heard from her since the 3rd of December when she decided not to catch up with me.
She's using the SIM card I got with my work phone. Had her using it because it was free. Now she wants it transferred into her name.
"Hey, need a favour." was her opening line. No how are you, no hope youre well.
I'd have to go through the COO to request the transfer of the number, if its even possible it would be an annoyance on him.
Fuck. Seeing her name pop up on my phone almost knocked me off my feet. And then to ask for a favour after all these months of moping about having broken up with her. Fuck fuckity fuck fuck. A crashing wave of feels.
Going to the local.
Desire to boong has dramatically increased.


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 07:01:16 [Preview] No.316561 del
>>316558
Good on ya.


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 07:02:28 [Preview] No.316562 del
>>316560
That was not big news. You need to put things in better perspective.


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 07:02:55 [Preview] No.316563 del
>>316560
Go and transfer the number first.


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 07:03:50 [Preview] No.316565 del
>>316560
Will you be simping for her?


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 07:04:12 [Preview] No.316566 del
Does he think Mexicans just wait three months in the hope boongs get their shit together?


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 07:04:18 [Preview] No.316567 del
>>316564
Agreed.


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 07:04:38 [Preview] No.316568 del
>>316565
I'm gonna get a pint and try to figure out how to politely tell her to get fucked and buy her own SIM card.


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 07:04:49 [Preview] No.316569 del
>>316566
I think this is the Italian one.


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 07:05:17 [Preview] No.316570 del
>>316568
Good man.


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 07:07:53 [Preview] No.316571 del
>>316568
Clone the SIM and see everything she sends and receives.


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 07:08:31 [Preview] No.316572 del
>>316568
BURN THEM ALLLLLLLLLLLL


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 07:11:32 [Preview] No.316573 del
>But any hope of March 1’s news has been quickly shot down, with Mr Mooney telling news.com.au the photos were most likely of Tasmanian pademelons.

>The Honorary Curator of Vertebrate Zoology has reviewed and assessed the material provided by Mr Waters.

>He said based on the physical characteristics shown in the photos, the animals were “very unlikely to be thylacines”.

https://www.news.com.au/technology/science/animals/wildlife-rediscovery-of-the-century-flagged-in-bombshell-tassie-tiger-find-claim/news-story/3c496cdc5f85ec1dcffc07222f820d0d


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 07:12:32 [Preview] No.316574 del
So where are we at with the monging contest wombo? I'm at approximately 7 standards I'd say.
My portable mong device puts me at 0.041BAC.


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 07:14:57 [Preview] No.316575 del
>>316574
I'm at 4 choofs and about to go on to my second, maybe third standard.
Whiskey and pepsi.


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 07:15:33 [Preview] No.316576 del
I wish I didn't think so many wicked and cruel thoughts about Monk.


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 07:15:39 [Preview] No.316577 del
>>316573
They should release the photos now then.


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 07:16:29 [Preview] No.316578 del
>>316574
I've had two longnecks of Coopers stout (one at midday) and I'm on my last glass of a bottle of shiraz. I have another longneck in the fridge as well as an entire bottle of 46% scotch I can call on.


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 07:16:40 [Preview] No.316579 del
(2.81 MB 1280x720 1587620359941.webm)
https://youtube.com/watch?v=vxjwu5eREdk [Embed]


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 07:17:58 [Preview] No.316580 del


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 07:19:23 [Preview] No.316581 del
>>316576
CBT is a fine art of balance.


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 07:20:24 [Preview] No.316582 del
>>316575
>4 choofs
Big choofs?


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 07:22:44 [Preview] No.316583 del
>>316576
I don’t deserve them.


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 07:33:31 [Preview] No.316584 del
>>316581
>balance
Off the deep end.


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 07:33:55 [Preview] No.316585 del
>>316582
Reasonably.


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 07:34:55 [Preview] No.316586 del
Fuck. Forgot to bring the Valium script to the local. It’s just near the chemist


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 07:35:38 [Preview] No.316587 del
>>316583
You need to get your shit together.
It's as easy as the decision to get boong'd. You can't handle it.


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 07:36:17 [Preview] No.316588 del
The boonglyf is too much for some.


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 07:41:58 [Preview] No.316589 del
>>316481
Looks tasty


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 07:44:08 [Preview] No.316590 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=5YdHqxTcBfI [Embed]


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 07:45:34 [Preview] No.316591 del
>>316588
It is.


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 07:50:43 [Preview] No.316592 del
>>316591
>It is.
Simple, yet profound. Food for thought.


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 07:54:57 [Preview] No.316593 del
Eating pizza with scissors.


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 08:04:36 [Preview] No.316594 del
Helping her with the SIM card just to see her name pop up as a notification
I’m such a weak cunt


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 08:07:23 [Preview] No.316595 del
>>316594
>Helping her with the SIM card
So you should.
Use it as a good excuse to get smashed tonight.


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 08:07:23 [Preview] No.316596 del
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NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 08:20:39 [Preview] No.316597 del
https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/health/health-problems/flesheating-skin-infection-found-in-inner-melbourne-for-the-first-time/news-story/52b7a12e6f1ddab7cbcea1522e2d870b
>The potential source of the bacteria in Melbourne’s inner north has not been established, although the bacteria were isolated from the faeces of a local possum.


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 08:24:04 [Preview] No.316598 del


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 08:24:26 [Preview] No.316599 del
>>316594
Simping the night away.


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 08:39:05 [Preview] No.316601 del
>>316598
And chopsticks.


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 08:43:38 [Preview] No.316603 del
might have a glass of pilk and go to bed
night all


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 08:46:13 [Preview] No.316604 del
>>316600
kek idiots


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 08:46:21 [Preview] No.316605 del
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NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 08:46:34 [Preview] No.316606 del
>>316603
Good night NEET. Sleep tight.


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 08:46:51 [Preview] No.316607 del


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 08:47:27 [Preview] No.316608 del
>>316602
Some people need to be locked away for treatment.


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 08:47:44 [Preview] No.316609 del
>>316602
why is that other guy sleepy ? is he on the gear or did he get knocked out ? genuinely curious


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 08:48:09 [Preview] No.316610 del
>>316605
The last letter makes it good.


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 08:48:48 [Preview] No.316611 del
>>316609
he probably fucked with kerser


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 08:50:22 [Preview] No.316612 del


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 08:56:48 [Preview] No.316613 del
I had ham steak for dinner with salad. I am feeling the need to feed now.


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 08:58:28 [Preview] No.316614 del
>>316613
An unsatisfactory feed.


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 08:58:55 [Preview] No.316615 del


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 08:59:18 [Preview] No.316616 del
>>316607
It's the most cultured way of eating.


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 08:59:25 [Preview] No.316617 del
>>316614
It was a circle shape about 1cm or more thick of leg ham. It was strange.


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 08:59:52 [Preview] No.316618 del
>>316613
iktf I had an aldi pizza. I need more


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 09:00:43 [Preview] No.316619 del
>>316617
We used to have them for dinner sometimes when I was a kid.


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 09:01:43 [Preview] No.316620 del
>>316616
You should only use scissors when eat spaghetti.


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 09:03:37 [Preview] No.316621 del
>>316618
I might have some toast.

>>316619
We had it with pineapple and cheese but there wasn't enough so it was just thicc


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 09:10:06 [Preview] No.316622 del
I'm a prisoner here, I can never go home
There is nothing here to win or to lose
There are no choices needing to be made at all
Not even the choice of having to choose
I am a prisoner, yes, but I am also free
'Cause I am what I am and what will be will be
I'm a prisoner here, yes, but I'm also free
And I smile and I sip my NEETium tea


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 09:25:15 [Preview] No.316624 del
>>316623
> an attempt was made to burn her with a makeshift flamethrower

can of deodorant


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 09:27:16 [Preview] No.316625 del


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 09:29:18 [Preview] No.316626 del


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 09:30:15 [Preview] No.316627 del
Neets, does your ISP provide ipv6? I need it, but my shit-tier phone provider doesn't seem to have it, and I'm trying to figure out who does.


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 09:31:11 [Preview] No.316628 del
A calm view from the balcony, with a long neck of Peroni red and a smoke, the valium slowly making its way though the blood brain barrier.
I wonder what the ex is doing, wonder where she is. Wonder if she was in bed with some bloke laughing about how I'm helping her out because of my continued sense of guilt and shame. A tormenting thought. Even if its through abusing my sense of sin, I hope she is doing ok. What I'd do to take back the evil and neglectful things I did and said to her.
I think its time I finally backed up all those photos of her on my phone that Apple keeps suggesting to me.
Her smiling face in a botanical garden from 2019 is often too much to bear.
I've overstayed my welcome in my discussion of this, but the woe remains nonetheless.
Woe. The woe is on show for all of you, practically my only social outlet, and even you guys judge me harshly for my ways.
I smile and I sip my NEETium tea.


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 09:33:27 [Preview] No.316629 del
>>316623
How could anyone notice such an obscure symbol in such a hard to see place?


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 09:36:19 [Preview] No.316630 del
>>316627
I think TPG might but have not checked it out.


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 09:37:22 [Preview] No.316631 del
>>316627
Internode/iiNet/TPG are all dual-stack.
My Telstra phone service is also.


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 09:37:37 [Preview] No.316632 del
>>316628
>I think its time I finally backed up all those photos of her on my phone that Apple keeps suggesting to me.

Delete them and start moving on with your life.


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 09:38:23 [Preview] No.316633 del
>>316628
Block her number, disconnect it and delete all the images of her.


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 09:38:31 [Preview] No.316634 del
>>316627
Why do you need it, out of curiosity?


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 09:39:32 [Preview] No.316635 del
>>316632
>>316633
Not happening. Plan is to back it all up and save these images of her, of us, of our life together until I can reflect it on as an old man. I delete nothing.


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 09:42:55 [Preview] No.316636 del
>>316635
>of us, of our life together


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 09:44:41 [Preview] No.316637 del
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>>316628
Sounds vaguely cuckish to just heap pain onto sadness, rosebud. Have you got any hobbies brewing?


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 09:45:27 [Preview] No.316638 del
>>316634
A vpn I need apparently requires it.


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 09:52:01 [Preview] No.316639 del
>>316638
I thought most vpn's recommend disabling ipv6


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 09:55:03 [Preview] No.316640 del
CRINGE NOTHING ABOUT THAT POST OR PICTURE IS GOOD


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 09:57:16 [Preview] No.316641 del
>>316640
Is the alignment of the moon wrong or something?


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 10:00:37 [Preview] No.316642 del
>>316639
I'm guessing it's so I can use ipv6 on the network I access via the vpn.


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 10:00:45 [Preview] No.316643 del
>>316637
I don't know how to find a hobby
Nothing interests me except occasionally checking up on world events

>>316640
I literally don't care


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 10:01:23 [Preview] No.316644 del
>>316639
I'm guessing it's so I can use ipv6 on the network I access via the vpn.


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 10:01:43 [Preview] No.316645 del
>>316641
It's at 3/4 instead of 75%


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 10:01:55 [Preview] No.316646 del
>>316628
>you guys judge me harshly
Too harshly some times.


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 10:03:55 [Preview] No.316647 del
>>316645
I once heard that 1/4 is better fraction compared to 1/2 because of the larger number on the bottom.


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 10:04:16 [Preview] No.316648 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=zxRgfBXn6Mg [Embed]

Comfy re-watch


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 10:06:04 [Preview] No.316649 del
>>316646
If you have a cancer you cut it out and radiate the area. You don't pretend everything is fine and adopt a diet of eating only fruit to build your strength.


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 10:07:18 [Preview] No.316650 del
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>>316647
Hmmmmmmm I think that actually makes sense.


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 10:09:00 [Preview] No.316651 del
>>316650
It was in regards to engine strength on a lawn mower. The quarter stroke was also cheaper which supported the argument.


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 10:16:06 [Preview] No.316652 del


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 10:16:37 [Preview] No.316653 del
>>316643
dont care aboot you too boo hoo


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 10:18:05 [Preview] No.316654 del
Is this the real Nuro? Something feels off.


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 10:19:22 [Preview] No.316655 del
>>316654
The real Nuro died back with 8chan.


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 10:20:07 [Preview] No.316656 del
>>316654
The moon is out of balance, it seems.


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 10:23:01 [Preview] No.316657 del
It is weird we get to see the full stages of a Mersey Valley life implosion right from the beginning. Including seeing the person before they started eating it. Just one long deterioration. That stuff should be illegal.


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 10:28:05 [Preview] No.316658 del
>>316657
>Mersey Valley life implosion
It's a sad way to see someone go.


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 10:34:28 [Preview] No.316660 del
Will the real Nuro please stand up?


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 10:35:34 [Preview] No.316661 del
Thinking about monks venetians again
https://youtube.com/watch?v=t6J0pH1JBlk [Embed]


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 10:38:07 [Preview] No.316662 del
>>316655
>>316656

there was a storm approahing and i did not reach my inner high , even worse the storm wwas nothing and ruined some booze and drugs

you noe get shitty nuro for the reat of the week


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 10:40:33 [Preview] No.316663 del
>>316657
>>316658
She'll be right.


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 10:42:05 [Preview] No.316664 del
Man in the street is getting a delivery. It's a full truck trailer attached to a truck that can carry a few ton of soil. He's mad unloading it at this hour in darkness.


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 10:43:23 [Preview] No.316665 del
>>316659
Ouch. But still at 60k that's pretty amazing.


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 10:43:42 [Preview] No.316666 del
>>316662
You'll be fine.


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 10:44:38 [Preview] No.316667 del
>>316665
I'm waiting for a good opportunity to buy into one.


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 10:47:10 [Preview] No.316668 del
>>316664
Burying something important.
As we all seem to do.


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 10:47:35 [Preview] No.316669 del
>>316667
Don't. I do wonder what will happen when there are no more coins to mine.


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 10:48:41 [Preview] No.316670 del
>>316668
It's getting closer to 10pm. It's probably blocking the street. It's a big delivery truck parked in the middle of the road.


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 10:50:42 [Preview] No.316671 del
The truck is running idle while this forklift is running full grunt picking up whatever it is.


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 10:51:16 [Preview] No.316672 del
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Goodnight NEETs


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 10:51:46 [Preview] No.316673 del
>>316664
An executive might have died in the house and they are having him removed with a forklift under the cover of darkness to avoid the shame.


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 10:54:22 [Preview] No.316674 del
>>316672
Gook night.


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 10:56:06 [Preview] No.316675 del
>>316643
Music, chess, Australian nursery rhymes. Blinky bill. Skippy.

Why do you not know these things

You have been ROBBED


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 10:56:21 [Preview] No.316676 del


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 10:56:48 [Preview] No.316677 del
>>316672
Gook night NEET. Sleep tight and don't let the gook bugs bite.


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 10:59:06 [Preview] No.316678 del
Good night NEETs. Sleep well.


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 11:00:25 [Preview] No.316679 del
>>316672
>>316678
Goodnight fellas.


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 11:02:15 [Preview] No.316680 del
>>316678
Good night WellNEET.


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 11:23:54 [Preview] No.316681 del
Doordash is a ship app.
2 large pizzas, a large coke, and a side of chips for 17 bucks tho

>>316661
I'm a DJ Shadow fan


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 11:29:27 [Preview] No.316682 del
>>316681
>2 large pizzas
What toppings?


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 11:32:54 [Preview] No.316683 del
>>316682
Hawaiin with chilli flakes.
Pepperoni with no additions.
Vanilla coke.


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 11:36:52 [Preview] No.316684 del
>>316683
>Hawaiian with chilli flakes
An interesting combination.


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 11:37:52 [Preview] No.316685 del
I used to get pepperoni pizza with 3x the toppings.


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 11:39:11 [Preview] No.316686 del
>>316685
Must have been swimming in grease.


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 11:44:09 [Preview] No.316687 del
>>316686
I like mushrooms.


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 11:59:10 [Preview] No.316690 del
Not the sides I asked for.
Fucking possum food.

Yangnikkumar bro, btw


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 12:03:22 [Preview] No.316691 del
>>316690
It is what your body needs.


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 12:20:27 [Preview] No.316692 del
Good lord. Big food coma.
Don't know how you big boys do it.


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 17:39:06 [Preview] No.316693 del
>>316692
It's like drinking. The trick is to never stop.


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 18:58:18 [Preview] No.316694 del
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Morning neets. Should we build the neet compound on top of ayer's rock, so we won't be bothered by normies?


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 19:21:03 [Preview] No.316695 del
>>316694
morning
nah it's gonna be in tassie


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 19:27:50 [Preview] No.316696 del
>>316694
>>316695
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 20:08:16 [Preview] No.316697 del
>>316696
murnang


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 20:23:22 [Preview] No.316698 del
>>316690
>Yangnikkumar
Huh?


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 20:23:47 [Preview] No.316699 del
>>316690
Good looking foods.


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 20:25:32 [Preview] No.316700 del
mordning
at work
dont wanna


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NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 20:29:09 [Preview] No.316702 del
>>316700
Mordenig


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 21:12:11 [Preview] No.316703 del
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Another day begins.
Unlimited potential.


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 21:20:22 [Preview] No.316704 del
>>316691
Craves it!

>>316700
>at work
>dont wanna
We need it!

>>316701
kek

>>316694
>>316695
>>316696
>>316697
>>316700
>>316701
>>316702
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 21:23:09 [Preview] No.316705 del
>Iranian murderess is hanged AFTER she died of a heart attack while watching 16 other prisoners killed: Execution goes ahead with corpse so victim's mother could kick away chair from under her
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9290017/Woman-hanged-dying-heart-attack-Iran.html


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 21:27:07 [Preview] No.316706 del
Pozzbourne
>Urgent warnings as flesh-eating disease rapidly spreads around Melbourne - as evidence links transmission to mosquito bites
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9289747/Urgent-warnings-flesh-eating-disease-rapidly-spreads-Melbourne.html


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 21:29:29 [Preview] No.316707 del
>Japan appoints Minister of Loneliness after suicide rate rises for first time in 11 years
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9290521/Japan-appoints-Minister-Loneliness-suicide-rate-rises-time-11-years.html


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NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 21:32:46 [Preview] No.316709 del
>>316706
It's believed the bacteria lives in and is spread by possum poop


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 21:35:01 [Preview] No.316710 del
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Starving here neets. Absolutely famished. Haven't eaten anything since breakfast.


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 21:36:43 [Preview] No.316711 del
>>316710
Have a handful of walnuts.


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 21:39:35 [Preview] No.316712 del
Ancient Aliens - Impossible Artifacts is now out on bit torrent. I expect all neets will be watching it this morning with their morning goon.


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 21:43:47 [Preview] No.316713 del
Morning. Uni orientation today.


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 21:45:23 [Preview] No.316714 del
>History teacher is left horrified with his Gen Z students who don't know who HITLER is, call disability rights advocate Helen Keller a 'Nazi' and D-Day a 'rapper'
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-9288923/History-teacher-discovers-Gen-Z-students-dont-know-HITLER-is.html


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 21:45:49 [Preview] No.316715 del
>>316712
>morning with their morning goon.
Morning medication.


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 21:46:11 [Preview] No.316716 del
>>316713
Good luck. Have fun. What degree have you enrolled in?


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 21:49:25 [Preview] No.316717 del
>>316710
>Huge change coming to McDonald's – and it means you'll have extra money to spend on burgers
>>The promotion began on Monday and will end on Sunday February 28
>>Menulog's offer applies to the entirety of the McDonald's menu and a minimum spend of $10 applies.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9289545/Free-McDonalds-delivery-Menulog.html


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 21:56:05 [Preview] No.316718 del
>>316701
Good morning my friend.

>>316713
>>316704
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 21:59:19 [Preview] No.316719 del
>>316718
Good morning NEET.


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 22:03:33 [Preview] No.316720 del
Mongending
At wage
Didn’t sleep well
Phones ringing. Theres a guy who gets here at 8 but starts at 9, I don’t know why. He just socialises with another guy and then neither of them are answering the phone. Fucking poo skins
Feel like it’s a long day ahead


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sleepy joe says the n word


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 22:08:54 [Preview] No.316722 del
>>316720
Good morning. Stay strong. You can get through it. We believe in you.


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 22:12:48 [Preview] No.316723 del
>>316720
>Fucking poo skins
Sir must do the needful.


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 22:22:46 [Preview] No.316724 del
toxic masculinity implies the existence of ooops i did it again masculinity and hit me baby one more time masculinity


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 22:24:41 [Preview] No.316725 del
>>316720
Morning NEET.


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 22:33:42 [Preview] No.316726 del
>>316724
One of the worst posts we have ever had here.


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 22:37:46 [Preview] No.316727 del
>>316726
I'm sorry.


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 22:41:35 [Preview] No.316728 del
Good morning beautiful neets and ugly ones


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 22:44:22 [Preview] No.316729 del
>>316728
Good morning beautiful NEET.


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 22:45:07 [Preview] No.316730 del
Beautiful NEETs. Sexy NEETs.


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 22:47:10 [Preview] No.316731 del
Webber's FUPA


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 22:47:55 [Preview] No.316732 del
>>316728
Good morning.


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 22:48:16 [Preview] No.316733 del
>>316710
I feel like the guy in the picture. It hurts to bend over and I struggle to put socks and underpants on now.


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 22:53:06 [Preview] No.316734 del
>>316731
>Webber's
Were you one of those Weeber or Weiber people on that stream?


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 22:55:41 [Preview] No.316735 del
>>316733
You need an NDIS support person.

I am not saying you are this person but it reminded me of this article I read the other day:
>Michael* hasn’t showered or changed his clothes in three weeks, but when the National Disability Insurance Scheme independent assessor asked him how much difficulty he had washing his body, getting dressed and eating, he replied: “None.“
>He’s not lying – he can physically do these tasks – but due to the cognitive impacts of his disability, he cannot consistently or independently plan, organise or motivate himself to take a regular shower or prepare a daily meal.
https://www.smh.com.au/national/ndis-needs-reform-but-flawed-assessment-model-requires-more-work-20210221-p574dv.html


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 22:56:11 [Preview] No.316736 del
>>316734
That was fucking weird, given seppo's were commentating. They pronounce it correctly when talking about the barbecue on YouTube.


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 22:57:19 [Preview] No.316737 del
>>316735
Will they give me an NDIS support person and free money if I earn six figures?


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 23:02:28 [Preview] No.316739 del
The burnouts are better at Hungry Jacks


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 23:02:37 [Preview] No.316740 del
>>316737
It honestly depends. The scheme was intended so that people with a disability are not having to be out of pocket to pay for their care (i.e. not be disadvantaged). If you lump a mental health condition (i.e. anxiety, depression) in there with being overweight I can imagine you would have a reasonable chance.

I do wonder if they ask you about your income, and even if that is allowed? In a sense it isn't really their business. There are people who are in wheelchairs working relatively full time jobs receiving support under the NDIS that is probably in the tens of thousand if not hundreds.


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 23:03:18 [Preview] No.316741 del
>>316738
Fuck they are.


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 23:03:58 [Preview] No.316742 del
>>316739
Well bantered.
That pig snort in the second video made me chuckle.


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 23:09:15 [Preview] No.316743 del
>>316740
Cruisey needs to find me a hot nurse to shower with me and wash my bottom and neetstick.


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 23:10:56 [Preview] No.316744 del
I will have my claim from early last year for the student allowance approved. My psychologist told the person from Cenno I was monged at work and it is having a continued impact on my life. The battle for almost a year seems to be coming to a close and I am thankful.

If anything happens to you, see a psychologist after it happens and if you have any mental health issues before see them as well because it is crucial evidence.


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 23:13:19 [Preview] No.316745 del
>>316743
It is possible. Even privately you might find someone who can help you for the duty without the happy ending.


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 23:14:48 [Preview] No.316746 del
I ate 2 packs of grain waves, 1 x 380g of skittles, and 2 boxes of shapes yesterday. I spent last night on the toilet and my ass is stinging. What do?


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 23:14:57 [Preview] No.316747 del
>>316745
Motherbat lives 2.5 hours away.


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 23:15:56 [Preview] No.316748 del
>>316746
A hot bath will help relaxe and cleanse your anus hole.


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 23:16:57 [Preview] No.316749 del
>>316746
>1 x 380g of skittles
literally 380g/1520 calories of refined sugar


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 23:18:56 [Preview] No.316750 del
a neetstick that is washed while hard would be cleaner than one washed while soft, due to the skin being stretched taught, right?


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 23:19:21 [Preview] No.316751 del
>>316746
I hope you get better soon.


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 23:20:53 [Preview] No.316752 del
>>316750
Have you factored in washing speed?


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NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 23:27:04 [Preview] No.316754 del
>>316752
No. Feel free to expand upon my theory.


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 23:28:39 [Preview] No.316755 del
>>316754
I think it would be influenced by washing speed. If it was a slow and careful wash it would get every while, and a hard and fast speed could do the same but more prone to injury. I think a medium and thorough washing speed is needed.


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 23:32:13 [Preview] No.316756 del
>>316753
Probably because the cost to compute the financial transactions is using electricity and resources similar to a small country (I think the electricity use was even comparable to Argentina). Even then it can only do so many transactions can be processed each block. Then there is the greed over GPU and other computer parts pushing up the prices even higher so people can mine their meme coins. It is more about greed than it was in the original vision by Satoshi.


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 23:34:36 [Preview] No.316757 del
>>316756
or
We can’t have anything getting in the way of the enlightened ones controlling our lives.
or
He thinks we don't know he is funding crypto patents to mine human biology with blockchain and keep track of vaccination records.
or
He's working for and with the global bankers. He doesn't want anything competing with his and his buddies monopoly on creating worthless fiat currency.
or
BTC is eating global investment market share as long as CBs keep printing as much fiat as they want; this affects how his investments perform, mainly big pharma and some tech.

comments not mine, from a twitter thread


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 23:35:42 [Preview] No.316758 del
>be me
>be 23
>no job
>no education
>no car
>no license
>live with parents
>live on cenno
what do?


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NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 23:37:57 [Preview] No.316760 del
>>316758
Get your licence.


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 23:38:16 [Preview] No.316761 del
>>316757
>comments not mine, from a twitter thread
It is currency that is attracting a lot of people who are mentally ill. I say this in the sense that I can imagine a lot of people have killed themselves over their investments. Not to say that doesn't happen on the stock market, but people think this is differently.


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 23:39:56 [Preview] No.316763 del
>>316758
You need to look into a tafe or university program. Then start working on getting your license up until the point where you can drive independently. Once you have you Red Ps in NSW you don't really have to drive that much and can get your full license by taking the tests when needed.


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 23:40:06 [Preview] No.316764 del
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who else here /outdoors/?


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 23:42:13 [Preview] No.316765 del
>>316762
>leaving one under observation in hospital
Perfectly fine otherwise?


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 23:42:32 [Preview] No.316766 del
>>316764
I wish, lovely photographs.


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 23:43:22 [Preview] No.316768 del
>>316765
give it a week


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 23:45:28 [Preview] No.316769 del
>>316768
When I had the shot for the flu in the morning I felt fatigued in the afternoon. The next day it was same, but afterwards I was fine. If there is no news by the Close Of Business they are fine.


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 23:46:29 [Preview] No.316770 del
>>316769
46 people in Spain have died within a month of being vaccinated apparently.


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 23:48:28 [Preview] No.316771 del
>>316770
I can imagine that is the case. Older people have a higher chance of having conditions that would kill them or reduce their life significantly. Given most countries are focusing on older citizens I can imagine the trend will continue.


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 23:48:43 [Preview] No.316772 del
>>316769
It was interesting the Federal Health Minister broke this news in a press conference this morning. Almost like they want to get ahead of the curve or control information in the event one or both of them die.


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 23:51:01 [Preview] No.316773 del
>>316772
>in the event one or both of them die.
Probably because the nut cases will use their names, faces and stories to support their campaign even when that goes against the direct wishes of the family who would want privacy at this time.


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 23:54:55 [Preview] No.316774 del
I call them nutcases because it reminds me of that church in America that has their followers protests the funerals different groups of people to grow their cause. Just awful people. If you hate the government move to Somalia or some other shit hole.


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 23:56:05 [Preview] No.316775 del
>>316714
Keller was, of couse, jewish. What goes around comes around.


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 23:58:33 [Preview] No.316776 del
>>316713
In spite of several different attempt to do a uni degree, I have literally never been to an orientation day.


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 23:58:58 [Preview] No.316777 del
>>316775
and a dyke


NEET 02/23/2021 (Tue) 23:59:46 [Preview] No.316778 del
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My name is Timmy and I have autism. I want a gf but girls are put off by my autism. How do I get a gf?


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 00:00:42 [Preview] No.316779 del
>>316714
I'm curious as too whether these kids were non-white.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 00:01:57 [Preview] No.316780 del
>>316776
You should go have went. You can often find tips and tricks from students about the campus and resources available as a student.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 00:02:07 [Preview] No.316781 del
>>316758
Aim to be a 43 year old with the dame, ideal lifestyle.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 00:03:25 [Preview] No.316782 del
Where is the Hungarian lately?
I fear BeanNEET has encouraged him to eat too many beans and something bad has happened.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 00:06:09 [Preview] No.316783 del
>>316782
Poor bloke is probably busy. I enjoy it when he pops in.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 00:34:28 [Preview] No.316784 del
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Morning All


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 00:37:19 [Preview] No.316785 del
>>316784
Morning Nuro.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 00:41:42 [Preview] No.316786 del
>>316785
been getting such high quality sleep lately its worth wasting most of the day


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 00:43:50 [Preview] No.316787 del
>>316786
Your body needs it.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 00:48:55 [Preview] No.316788 del
>>316784
Good morning Nuro.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 00:58:08 [Preview] No.316789 del
>>316784
Good morning nuro


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 01:01:58 [Preview] No.316790 del
>>316787
its wierd been having super high quality dreams lately, better than any torrent

>>316788
mornin'


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 01:08:10 [Preview] No.316791 del
I miss Nuro when he's not here