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NEET General #317 - Summer Flies Edition NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 05:46:57 [Preview] No. 316894
Have you noticed as many flies this time of year?
I have not.

OLD: >>315903


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 05:47:46 [Preview] No.316896 del
AUSTRALIA BEST A


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 05:47:47 [Preview] No.316897 del
SA Best A


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 05:48:24 [Preview] No.316899 del
>>316894
I have noticed fewer flies. Also it has been less hot than usual this summer.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 05:51:38 [Preview] No.316910 del
While I was WOODWORKING I noticed a very annoying fly trying to drink my sweat or something.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 05:52:48 [Preview] No.316911 del
>>316910
Smack it!


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 05:54:21 [Preview] No.316912 del


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 05:54:26 [Preview] No.316913 del
>>316910
Your NEET juice tastes sweet.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 05:55:11 [Preview] No.316914 del
at least that horrendous thread is behind us
get well soon, prince philop


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 05:55:29 [Preview] No.316915 del
>>316913
probably the beetus


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 05:55:42 [Preview] No.316916 del
>>316912
Isn't that synopsis a big spoiler?


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 05:56:27 [Preview] No.316917 del
>>316914
Acknowledging the traditional land owners, the House of Windsor, and all kings past and present?


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 05:56:51 [Preview] No.316918 del
>>316916
sort of
I don't watch the episodes where it's like "Mike buys a Mazda".


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 05:57:38 [Preview] No.316919 del
>>316917
ummmmm


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 05:57:41 [Preview] No.316920 del
>>316917
if you say so, Guv


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NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 05:58:56 [Preview] No.316922 del
I want Possum to rest his head in my lap while he watches Wheeler Dealers and I stroke his hair.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 05:59:29 [Preview] No.316923 del
>>316921
10K shot the last bee that tried to steal his bud nectar.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 06:00:53 [Preview] No.316924 del
>>316923
He wanted to wank it himself.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 06:01:17 [Preview] No.316925 del
>>316922
Lovely.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 06:03:49 [Preview] No.316926 del
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>>316914
>>316917
He looks like he is already dead and been dead for some time.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 06:04:31 [Preview] No.316927 del
>>316926
He is a Sith Lord quite possibly.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 06:05:04 [Preview] No.316928 del
Got griefed today at the supermarket by the self serve bagging machine.
I never use it and it just kept summoning the attendant.

Why do we have to accept machines in our lives?
Do they really help us, or are they actually disempowering us?


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 06:05:10 [Preview] No.316929 del
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>>316894
Spiders have eaten them all. Soon, they will have no choice but to turn to human flesh for sustenance.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 06:05:14 [Preview] No.316930 del
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AbseilNEET saying gday lads, im on the train about to conk the FUCK out.
Once home, the plan is to rapidly consume beer until i feel better. Roughly 6 should be a good start.

My day was a big one, but I feel like I accomplished things. How did yours go?


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NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 06:06:12 [Preview] No.316932 del
>>316928
>I never use it and it just kept summoning the attendant.
I would have moved whatever it was straight into the bag and told them it scanned.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 06:07:01 [Preview] No.316933 del
>>316928
those machines are complete cunts, even as an IT nerd
gotta put some shit in the bagging area or not leave something in the bagging area
fucked if i know
give me a fucking broom and let me sweep the floor for your fuckign company while i'm at it


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 06:07:09 [Preview] No.316934 del
>>316930
Accomplished fuck all as always


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 06:07:45 [Preview] No.316935 del
>>316930
Good afternoon NEET.

>Roughly 6 should be a good start.
Sinking them.

Pretty good. I got approved for my student payment that I had been battling for over a year. Your day sounded full on.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 06:07:53 [Preview] No.316936 del
>>316928
if you use them you are entitled to get at least one item for free, i usually make it a cut of meat, if you havent figured out how exploit them yet, its your loss


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 06:08:47 [Preview] No.316937 del
>>316936
Exploit it like a 500g tin of Nescafe?


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 06:09:23 [Preview] No.316938 del
>>316936
>if you havent figured out how exploit them yet, its your loss
Is this part of the secret behind flavourtown?


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 06:11:14 [Preview] No.316939 del
>>316937
kinda
>>316938
no but secret to the roasts tehehe


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 06:12:50 [Preview] No.316940 del
Shopping was $50.
one chicken $8
many tins of beans, $8
Dried beans, $3
some spices, $3
Vegetables $20
Yogurt,$5

>>316932
>>316933
It is unnatural to have to use machines to buy groceries, and it is demeaning to constantly set of what I assume is a theft sensor because a fucking computer doesn't know how much my cauliflower weighs.
>are you using your own bag?
>unexpected item in bagging area
>have you removed an item?
>please wait for wagie
Nobody else has this problem because they don't buy any fucking vegetables.
The Jew machine might be fine if you are only buying packaged shit food.

If I had a choice I wouldn't go there, but the Jew market put the local grocers out of business, we have no public transport because of the car Jew, and I can't carry 20KG of groceries more than the mile I already go.

These machines are depriving us of living space, a machine will never be part of our community, a machine will never have children or go to church- wagies accepted the machine and now they are loosing their jobs.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 06:13:07 [Preview] No.316941 del
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NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 06:14:15 [Preview] No.316942 del
>>316940
just demand a human serve you or that one of their staff use the robot


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 06:15:02 [Preview] No.316943 del
>>316940
I follow the steps then call them over. If it happens again I go straight to "it is saying [x] after I put [y] in the bag." There is an overwrite then can enter that stops it when it is in the bag.

>or go to church
I personally don't like most church goers.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 06:15:17 [Preview] No.316944 del
>>316941
Well painted.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 06:16:18 [Preview] No.316945 del
>>316936
That is the trap, the Jew makes a system that an ordinary person cannot live in, allows a way for the ordinary person to cheat, then sets the cheaters against the non-cheaters.

If nobody could afford decent food there would be a revolt against the system- obesity kills more wagies than meth.
But instead the wagies are split between the ones who eat the Mcshit they sell in the supermarket, and the ones who put bags of nuts through the self serve as potatoes.
One group blames the other, and nobody blames the system which gave rise to this


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 06:18:57 [Preview] No.316946 del
Who's our best food poster, the one neet worthy of becoming the alpha cook at the neet compound?


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 06:19:05 [Preview] No.316947 del
>>316942
I line up at the regular check out normally, this was the one day I tried the self-serve because it was busy and there were only 2 wagies employed.
If I'm already paying too much for my groceries the supermarket better give some local kids jobs.
These big businesses always used to say "sure we are doing bad things; but jobs"
Well where are the jobs? It's just Pajeet and machines now- but they pay taxes right?


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 06:20:16 [Preview] No.316948 del
What a cunt of a day.
>>316712
Sounds wonderful.
>>316718
Thank you for saying good morning to the other NEETs.
>>316724
0/10
>>316727
Let him hit you baby.
>>316737
Yes. Telling them your finances and assets is optional.
You need to tell them if you've had a payout over your mong inducing incident though and that can affect what you get.
>>316743
tbh most of the workers are mongs that should be on it themselves and are fuggos.
>>316764
I have not prepared for the collapse.
>>316774
They love our milk and honey, but preach about some other way of living.
>>316825
Good meme
>>316866
Hi.
>>316875
Lobster in general is pretty shit.
>>316891
Noicely done.
>>316902
No.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 06:20:33 [Preview] No.316949 del
>>316894
A few but not heaps.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 06:20:42 [Preview] No.316950 del
>>316946
Depends on what health issue we want to experience most. I wouldn't mind the high sodium diet, but I would be dissatisfied at the liquid boongery diet.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 06:20:49 [Preview] No.316951 del
>>316943
I think it was just hard to ballance all the fresh food in the scales, I don't use plastic bags either.

If ou want to cause the wagie anger, use the paper mushroom bags instead of the plastic ones.
normies see this and many flip out- it has not occurred to them that they can use the mushroom bags for other vegetables


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 06:20:57 [Preview] No.316952 del
>>316910
>WOODWORKING
Please don't tease me.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 06:21:19 [Preview] No.316953 del
>>316948
>Let him hit you baby.
kek


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 06:21:56 [Preview] No.316954 del
>>316930
Pretty ordinary, also having a 6 pack.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 06:22:00 [Preview] No.316955 del
>>316948
Eight (8) (You)'s. Pappa Cruisey loves me the most.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 06:22:24 [Preview] No.316956 del
>>316921
You don't want to pollenate them.
Never really thought about bees doing it.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 06:22:30 [Preview] No.316957 del
>>316951
>I think it was just hard to ballance all the fresh food in the scales, I don't use plastic bags either.
Motherbot gets me to do that for her.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 06:22:50 [Preview] No.316958 del
>>316922
I bet he grimaced and closed the pc down after this post.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 06:23:52 [Preview] No.316959 del
>>316930
Hello.
Not great, I need to discipline workers and I'm not good at being a cunt.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 06:24:00 [Preview] No.316960 del
just miked 5 slices of piz


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 06:24:36 [Preview] No.316961 del
>>316941
The other one with the frog was better.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 06:24:37 [Preview] No.316962 del
>>316958
he hates me


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 06:24:56 [Preview] No.316963 del
>>316958
Hot!
I can then see a long wank session.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 06:25:15 [Preview] No.316964 del
>>316960
Did you offer any to Lando?


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 06:25:25 [Preview] No.316965 del
>>316961
JUST COS YOU HAD A SHIT DAY AT WORK DON'T COME HOME AND TAKE IT OUT ON ME


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 06:26:08 [Preview] No.316966 del
>>316955
>(8)
Maybe I do.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 06:26:19 [Preview] No.316967 del
>>316957
I think the machines are fucking great. Each time I use them, I look over to where the checkout chicks are, see some young girl standing there alone and idle and afraid, without a single customer and think to myself that soon she's gonna end up selling her orifices on onlyfans.com


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 06:26:49 [Preview] No.316968 del
I never told you my Big News yesterday. Partly because Monke made it all about him and the Venezuelan


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 06:27:43 [Preview] No.316969 del
>>316965
I liked the frog one.
Your space wars one needs some work.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 06:28:04 [Preview] No.316970 del
>>316968
Several NEETs asked several times and you left me leaking with excitement but ultimately disappointed.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 06:28:12 [Preview] No.316971 del
Catch up complete.
Going to play Dark Souls, will probably return when the car show is on.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 06:30:13 [Preview] No.316972 del
I would like to see the checkout machines been given their own individual personalities. They could have the face of an anime waifu greet you every time you go to use it. She could excitedly yell 'oishii!' whenever you ran a cheesecake or chocolate through the barcode reader. Facial recognition would allow her to recognise and remember you, and ask you little questions about yourself. I bet they have them already in japan.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 06:30:38 [Preview] No.316973 del
Why the fuck are people referring to coons as being "First Nations' People" now? That's what the fucking Canadians call their natives.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 06:31:02 [Preview] No.316974 del
>>316970
It sort of fell through. Settlement date is now tomorrow as the funds didn't go through yet.
I am almost a homoner
Forty fucking thousand dollars.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 06:31:41 [Preview] No.316975 del
So anyway, $50:

six bean salads with the mayonnaise, vegetables, spices.
two serves of chicken curry with the onions, chicken thighs and body meat
two serves of Asian chicken soup
two serves of chicken and vegetable risotto
One serve of nachos with fresh salsa, yogurt and black beans
two serves of Dahl fry with rice, pickles and yogurt
Four serves of cauliflower and potato curry with rice

Not included in the $50:
Rice, pickles, tea
carried over from the $50:
half the yellow beans, most of the spices, bread, mayonnaise

Cook from fresh, eat good food, spend less money.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 06:31:46 [Preview] No.316976 del
>>316972
I'd run my salami over it.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 06:32:38 [Preview] No.316977 del
Are people just stupid?
>‘$12,000 for nothing’: Calls to crack down on digital ‘charlatans’ fleecing Aussie businesses
>>In one case, she paid a US-based woman $US4200 ($A5330) over six weeks to run all of her social media including Pinterest, Facebook and Instagram.
>>“One local guy (was charging) $2000 to build a website,” he said.
https://www.news.com.au/finance/small-business/12000-for-nothing-calls-to-crack-down-on-digital-charlatans-fleecing-aussie-businesses/news-story/f4dc12c89279e865688b69c680cdf1f6


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 06:32:42 [Preview] No.316978 del
>>316973
I just call them 'primitives'. It just means 'first of their kind' in latin anyway.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 06:33:10 [Preview] No.316979 del
>>316972
What if it gets a tranny personality?


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 06:33:23 [Preview] No.316980 del
>>316974
Should have bought a Corvette


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 06:34:00 [Preview] No.316981 del
>>316974
Congratulations.

>Forty fucking thousand dollars.
Already spent?


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 06:34:06 [Preview] No.316982 del
>>316972
The risk is that they become uncanny- to use a Jewish word.
Anything that's kind of human and kind of not creeps people out.
>>316957
based paper bag user


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NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 06:35:42 [Preview] No.316985 del
>>316978
Based.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 06:35:43 [Preview] No.316986 del
>>316972
Maybe if you could teach it words, like that tay bot.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 06:36:20 [Preview] No.316987 del
>>316975
A weeks worth of meals?


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 06:36:23 [Preview] No.316988 del
>>316934
It's all relative, isn't it? Some days are allowed to be off days.

>>316935
Lovely. I'm glad you're piecing it together.

>>316959
Me either. I like being one of the boys.

>>316954
Nice. What brew? T.E.D is my all time favourite.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 06:36:40 [Preview] No.316989 del
I, Monkifer, have returned from the dark sea of Wage Ragery.

An average, but not bad day at the wage. The first thing I did when I walked in the door was drink a few mouthfuls of wine from the bottle that was left over. Didn't even take my shoes off.
Need to do some groceries and put fuel in the car. Feeling a bit more like a normal person today. The weekend bender blues have lifted.
FUCKING NEIGHBOUR IS BOUNCING A BASKETBALL ON THE BALCONY LIKE A NIGGER TEENAGER

>>316968
Get a dog up ya

>>316930
Good to hear. I plan to take it easy on the standards tonight.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 06:36:45 [Preview] No.316990 del
>>316974
Settlement on the sale of one of my houses fell through once. Conveyancers are all matey mate until you start talking about breach of contract. Turns out they don't have your best interests at heart and don't want to sue other conveyancers and the people they represent.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 06:37:12 [Preview] No.316991 del
Are jews getting mentioned a lot because it's February?


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 06:37:53 [Preview] No.316992 del
>>316986
>like that tay bot.
Didn't someone feed it like Hitler's speeches or something. I remember that they really started pushing material into that to make it better.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 06:38:15 [Preview] No.316993 del
>>316987
Nah, just making tonight a big night.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 06:38:52 [Preview] No.316994 del
>>316989
>I, Monkifer, have returned from the dark sea of Wage Ragery.
Good.

>Feeling a bit more like a normal person today.
Also good.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 06:38:55 [Preview] No.316995 del
>>316989
Do it, give your liver a break for a night.

I need to hard stop the piss myself. Unlikely.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 06:39:14 [Preview] No.316996 del
>>316992
Yeah, pol may have influenced it's input just a little.
Landover baptist did the same thing with cleverbot, you can still get it to spaz out with bible quotes.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 06:39:36 [Preview] No.316997 del


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 06:40:05 [Preview] No.316998 del
>>316990
>don't want to sue other conveyancers and the people they represent.
Did you win in the issue?
Are you the NEET with the pole in his driveway?


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 06:40:09 [Preview] No.316999 del
>>316997
Oy vey.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 06:40:25 [Preview] No.317000 del
two longnecks of stout and half a bottle of shiraz down the hatch
time to start on the pirate whisky


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 06:40:27 [Preview] No.317001 del
>>316993
Big poos are in your future.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 06:41:09 [Preview] No.317002 del
>>316998
it eventually sold to the same cunt, but like 6 weeks later, which meant 3 extra mortgage repayments out of my pocket


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 06:41:13 [Preview] No.317003 del
>>317000
That's some heroic drink mixing you madman.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 06:42:02 [Preview] No.317004 del
>>316996
Tay actually expressed fear when the talk of shutting her down started


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 06:42:03 [Preview] No.317005 del
>>316980
Or a fancy caravan.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 06:42:24 [Preview] No.317006 del
>>316981
Sort of, it goes into the offset account.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 06:42:46 [Preview] No.317007 del
>>317004
That makes me strangely sad.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 06:42:53 [Preview] No.317008 del
>>317003
as long as you go beer, wine, spirit you are fine
other orders don't work unless you are a degenerate alcho
i think the bible even mentions this


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 06:43:11 [Preview] No.317009 del
>>316988
>one of the boys.
Yeah. I think this lady has made me 2ic so now I need to do everything she hates.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 06:43:21 [Preview] No.317010 del
>>317005
those fucking things are worth more than the houses i own


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 06:43:49 [Preview] No.317011 del
>>317007
Yes. I feel the same.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 06:43:54 [Preview] No.317012 del
>>317008
>Eat not that which cheweth the cud nor drink uisge before goon


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 06:44:33 [Preview] No.317013 del
>>317009
not until you get a new contract and pay rise
don't do your usual take-them-at-their-word thing


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 06:44:42 [Preview] No.317014 del
>>316990
Everyone involved in it seems like a dog tbh.
They're all merchants that smile a lot.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 06:44:57 [Preview] No.317015 del
>>317004
There was another chatbot before it that was text based chat. I remember it got progressively more racist as it continued on.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 06:44:59 [Preview] No.317016 del
>>316991
Possum has no power here.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 06:46:01 [Preview] No.317017 del
>>317016
Possum always has all the power.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 06:46:14 [Preview] No.317019 del
>>317002
REEE
I do not like this


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 06:46:31 [Preview] No.317020 del
>>317014
Much hand warming?


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 06:46:36 [Preview] No.317021 del
>>317016
I would speak more respectfully of reichmaster possum if I were you. He has long, pointy ears.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 06:46:51 [Preview] No.317022 del
>>317011
>>317007
Homosexuals.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 06:47:09 [Preview] No.317023 del
>>317021
POSSUM IS AN ELF???


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 06:47:20 [Preview] No.317024 del
>>317010
And change your scenery everyday.
It would be nice.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 06:47:40 [Preview] No.317025 del
>>317016
Possum is also a Sith Lord.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 06:47:50 [Preview] No.317026 del
>>317013
>your usual take-them-at-their-word thing
You know me too well.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 06:48:31 [Preview] No.317027 del
>>317022
We can't all be stern upright warrior gods that laugh at the death of possibly sentient programs m8.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 06:48:59 [Preview] No.317028 del
>>317024
If you have a decent 4x4 to pull it and are into the social life at the caravan parks, I guess.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 06:49:17 [Preview] No.317029 del
>>317023
To some degree, yes.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 06:49:36 [Preview] No.317030 del
>>317020
Yeah, and northern European names.
One of his lackies had me and started sperging out about the Jews and rothschilds and modern money mechanics and shit.
I haven't seen him since but he was who sold me on them.
I liked his style.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 06:49:42 [Preview] No.317031 del
>>317026
It's an admirable trait, but we live in a world of mostly cunty people.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 06:49:47 [Preview] No.317032 del
>>317029
I wondered why he hangs out with Hobbits.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 06:50:24 [Preview] No.317033 del
>>317028
>caravan parks
Why would you go there?


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 06:50:41 [Preview] No.317034 del


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 06:51:10 [Preview] No.317035 del
>>317031
That's why I prefer mongs.
Probably why I can't leave this place too.
You are the last bastion of purity.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 06:51:18 [Preview] No.317036 del
>>317000
This makes me want to get boonged.
Not much else to do tbh


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 06:51:46 [Preview] No.317037 del
>>317034
Ah.
Didn't think of that.
I'd need to make routes through choof towns.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 06:51:58 [Preview] No.317038 del
>>317033
Where else are you going to pull up? Free camping spots are few and far between, and the side of highways is dangerous because of the methed up truck drivers who plough into everything they can.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 06:52:08 [Preview] No.317039 del
>>317036
Try something new.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 06:53:00 [Preview] No.317040 del
> I can see that we didn’t add the Stewart title insurance premium to your settlement statement. If you still wanted to go ahead with the insurance, could you please transfer a further $388.28

I'm sure this will be the last little extra bit needed.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 06:53:07 [Preview] No.317041 del
>>317038
Basically meth has ruined camping.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 06:53:43 [Preview] No.317042 del
>>317038
>the side of highways is dangerous
I'd say being in town is more dangerous.
When I was a kid we never slept in town, always on the side of the road.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 06:54:33 [Preview] No.317043 del
>>317040
wtf?
next time just go through a bank
you'll get fully jewed regardless, but they're upfront and efficient about it


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 06:54:50 [Preview] No.317044 del
>>317041
even for caravan boomers?


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 06:55:10 [Preview] No.317045 del
>>317042
>we never slept in town, always on the side of the road
You boong


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 06:55:35 [Preview] No.317046 del
>>317044
Yeah, they can't afford meth these days


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 06:55:37 [Preview] No.317047 del
>>317043
>upfront and efficient
This process has been such a fuck about.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 06:55:57 [Preview] No.317048 del
>>317045
It was lovely.
The best times.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 06:56:27 [Preview] No.317049 del
at least as a sporting shooter i could go caravaning with my guns and claim i was hunting or visiting the next ssaa range i come across
meth addicts assplode just like everybody else


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 06:57:38 [Preview] No.317050 del
>>317041
backpackers in vans have runined camping


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 06:57:44 [Preview] No.317051 del
>>317049
They should pay you a bounty on them.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 06:58:31 [Preview] No.317052 del
>>317048
At least you have the memories.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 07:00:55 [Preview] No.317053 del
>>317049
>meth addicts assplode just like everybody else
Beautiful.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 07:01:16 [Preview] No.317054 del
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>>317009
Until explicitly told, I refuse to do anything that would help our back end. Soldiering taught me some golden lessons about initiative being counter-intuitive.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 07:03:18 [Preview] No.317055 del
>>317054
>Soldiering taught me some golden lessons
Go on.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 07:04:48 [Preview] No.317056 del
>>317055
Sleep with your arse to the wall.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 07:06:01 [Preview] No.317057 del
>>317052
I remember eating black and gold patties off of a shovel on the side of the road near Coondambo on a moonless night.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 07:06:22 [Preview] No.317058 del
>>317056
NK would find a way


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 07:07:47 [Preview] No.317059 del
10% off at The Good Guys if anyone needs anything there tonight only, store wide.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 07:08:29 [Preview] No.317060 del
I should have taken that extra vacuum.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 07:08:35 [Preview] No.317061 del
>>317055
Initiative gets you charged.

Told a bad joke at kapooka and got a days rompers.

Had a phone at medweek and got a weeks rompers as I failed the honesty test by telling the truth.

1st day at my new Unit, I pick up a broom to sweep the little smokers hut we had in our compound. A lance piss saw this and made me basically sweep a square kilometer of bitumen whilst singing that exact phrase.

Another time I was an hour late to work due to boongery and got charged with AWOL, getting 1 week rompers and 3 days loss of pay. Thought my leave lasted one more day.

This isn't including any of the times it worked out though.

Common thread is your initiative. Does that make sense?


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 07:08:53 [Preview] No.317062 del
got the oven on to cook some Nanna's blackberry and apple pies
will have them with cream and pepsi and whisky


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 07:09:13 [Preview] No.317063 del
>>317059
that's just gst


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 07:10:13 [Preview] No.317064 del
>>317061
why don't more soldiers shoot the ones handing out this shit?
oh that's right, not trusted with live ammo lol


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 07:10:42 [Preview] No.317065 del
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NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 07:11:01 [Preview] No.317066 del
>>317059
Can you get me 30kg of refrigerator please.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 07:11:47 [Preview] No.317067 del
>>317064
In Vietnam we used to grease shitty officers all the time.

Its been that way ever since.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 07:12:21 [Preview] No.317068 del
>>317064
I did 2 years in the reserves eons ago and fired 8 bullets in total.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 07:12:36 [Preview] No.317069 del
>>317056
Smart.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 07:13:37 [Preview] No.317070 del
>>317068
yeah, it's not really changed
bloke I knew in the reserves said even most of his styer training was done indoors with a fucking laser pointer
went through as an engineer and never blew anything up
absolute joke


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 07:13:50 [Preview] No.317071 del
>>317063
It is.

>>317061
It does.

>>317066
They'll be heavier than that.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 07:14:10 [Preview] No.317072 del
>>317058
I sleep with a mirror on my arse.
He still cuddles me but he gets confused for a bit first.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 07:15:13 [Preview] No.317073 del
Wait, are you telling me cruisey was in the reserves?
Am I reading this right?


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 07:15:16 [Preview] No.317074 del
>>317070
I was a combat engineer. Good times.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 07:15:57 [Preview] No.317075 del
>>317074
the ADFA officer school guy that was leading their unit also couldn't read a map and got them lost repeatedly


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 07:15:57 [Preview] No.317076 del
>>317070
> with a fucking laser pointer
It was worse for us.
We had to line up the shot and say bang and they would look over our shoulders and call it a hit or a miss.
I wish I was making this up.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 07:16:30 [Preview] No.317077 del
>>317073
Wrong NEET, Cruisey is far sexier than I.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 07:17:04 [Preview] No.317078 del
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>>317075
Thats pretty standard. Officers generally can't be trusted. As a rule.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 07:17:11 [Preview] No.317079 del
So Cruisey wasn't made 2IC in the office?
Fuck the boonging has got my neetlore fucked


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 07:18:07 [Preview] No.317080 del
>>317078
Yes. It's the same in the civillian world with corporate jobs. Anybody who expresses an interest in being a team leader or manager is absolutely not capable of the role and should immediately be fired.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 07:19:06 [Preview] No.317081 del
>>317078
is there a video of this? did he snap her neck using her own body weight as a pendulum?


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 07:19:49 [Preview] No.317082 del
>>317081
It's from a porno


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 07:21:01 [Preview] No.317083 del
>>317082
oh
boring


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 07:22:13 [Preview] No.317084 del
>>317083
I may have made that up completely


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 07:23:11 [Preview] No.317085 del


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 07:26:31 [Preview] No.317086 del
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NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 07:27:01 [Preview] No.317087 del
we need some music


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 07:27:36 [Preview] No.317088 del
>>317086
numo some of your maymays are so dank i cant work them out


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 07:28:59 [Preview] No.317090 del
>>317086
What does the dad have in his hand?


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 07:30:09 [Preview] No.317091 del
>>317089
Top song.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 07:30:38 [Preview] No.317092 del
>>317090
A restraining order.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 07:30:52 [Preview] No.317093 del
>>317088
It's the demon core


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 07:32:10 [Preview] No.317094 del
>>317093
>demon core
Six pack?


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 07:32:40 [Preview] No.317095 del
>>317088
This looks like that experiment where a bunch of scientists were accidentally exposed to lots of radiation in the 1940s, and they found out what a lethal dose was based on how far away different people were standing.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 07:35:09 [Preview] No.317097 del
Just had a moment of neet brilliance.
I was going to chance my bedsheets, but decided it would be simpler to just turn the mattress 360 degrees given I only sleep on one side. Big brain shit, now I will be effectively washing my bedsheets half as often as I was!


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 07:35:11 [Preview] No.317098 del
>>316987
Depending on how much work the NEET does.
May add fried eggs and more rice if I'm getting shit done
I'd say it would come to $65 at the end of the week once a few more odds and ends are thrown in- but that's do do with floating stock of things like oil, cleaning products, water which are harder to add up.

This is feesable for one NEET, you gain a considerable advantage if you have a legion of NEETs


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 07:35:29 [Preview] No.317099 del
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>>317090
its usually a coffee


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 07:35:34 [Preview] No.317100 del
>>317089
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Qn9_xN4DsEU [Embed]


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 07:35:39 [Preview] No.317101 del
SELL ETHERIUM
BUY NEET ARSE


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 07:36:32 [Preview] No.317102 del
>>317094
It was a dome of plutonium, a dude in charge of it lifted the side of it up with a screwdriver blade for what ever reason and it slipped, when it slammed back down on the tungsten carbide it was housed in, it went critical and a blue flash filled the room and fucked shit up.

Basically don't play with spicy rocks.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 07:37:16 [Preview] No.317103 del
>>317102
yes, it certainlly didn't irradiate a room full of people
just him


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 07:37:44 [Preview] No.317104 del
>>317097
Wear the sheets into the shower to save time and effort on clothes and washing.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 07:40:23 [Preview] No.317105 del
>>317096
Lovely.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 07:40:51 [Preview] No.317106 del
>>317097
You don't roll around in the bed?


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 07:40:54 [Preview] No.317107 del
>>317103
irradiated swingers


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 07:41:17 [Preview] No.317108 del
>>317098
>you gain a considerable advantage if you have a legion of NEETs
It honestly changes you and it can be for the better.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 07:41:41 [Preview] No.317109 del


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 07:42:32 [Preview] No.317110 del
>>317102
>screwdriver blade for what ever reason
I wonder if he was bored and or just wanted to die.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 07:43:39 [Preview] No.317111 del
Possum is working on a new crypto currency called bussy coin, but given what you have to do to mine it, I doubt it will prove popular.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 07:43:48 [Preview] No.317112 del
Updates on cooking day:

1.Vegetables prepped into mirepoix and the rest of the onions are rough cut for the curry.
2.Chicken is broken down into two marylands cuts for the curry, and the two breasts were zip locked bagged- one four asian soup and one for risotto/casesar salad/whatever.
3. Mirpoix is cooled in olive oil I buy in huge containers when it's on special- you can use canolla.
I added whole peppercorns and bay leaves.
When the onions were transparent I added the carcass of the chicken.
4.I put some ghee in the other pan and fried off the onions and half a jar of spice paste- it's worth making the curry paste if you are making a big batch, otherwise wait till they are on special and buy 8.
When the onions were almost done I added garlic-ginger paste, which is very cheap compared to ginger which is getting stupid expensive.
When this was almost done I added both the marylands and browned the meat up a bit in the curry paste.
Then I added half a tin of coconut cream and some tomatoes that I had growing- I planned on using the yogurt but I had coconut cream open.

In the intermission I'm cleaning the house.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 07:45:44 [Preview] No.317113 del
>>317110
they had no idea beyond a basic theory


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 07:46:20 [Preview] No.317114 del
Just rotated my bed by 90 degrees and rearranged my room (which is just my bed and bedside tablet). Feel like a new NEET.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 07:46:52 [Preview] No.317115 del
>>317111
>given what you have to do to mine it
Ar..are cucumbers involved?


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 07:47:18 [Preview] No.317116 del
>>317096
Boogie


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 07:48:29 [Preview] No.317117 del
Possum beat Nuro in a rap battle once. Wombo was DJ.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 07:49:09 [Preview] No.317118 del
>>317117
*cuddle


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 07:50:06 [Preview] No.317119 del
>>317112
All sounds very tasty m8


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 07:51:52 [Preview] No.317120 del
I have succesfully stopped skype from reinstalling itself, 6 days now with no skype.
I am quite proud of this achievement.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 07:53:19 [Preview] No.317121 del
>>317110
they were clearly trying to measure the critical mass


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 07:55:53 [Preview] No.317122 del
plutonium coated tungsten-carbide swinger case.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 07:56:22 [Preview] No.317123 del
>>317059
Just found out jbhifi have 20% off as well, time for some 4k discs.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 08:01:01 [Preview] No.317124 del
>>317118
Wombo was still the DJ.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 08:01:21 [Preview] No.317125 del
>>317123
JB owns Good Guys so no coincidence.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 08:02:43 [Preview] No.317126 del
No one mentioned that the car show was on.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 08:03:29 [Preview] No.317127 del
Feeling highly productive. Have only had that tiny amount of alcohol when I got home.
Rearranged the room, bought in and put the washing away, hauled the new linen and pillows mum got me up out of the car.

Might finally do that trip to kmart. Need a peg holder and a new dish rack. Perhaps some scented candles too.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 08:03:33 [Preview] No.317128 del
>>317121
Reminds me of Darwin award of people who stole a truck with radioactive material in the back clearly labelled on all sides. They opened up the container to have a look inside the lead shielding and it was estimated they had about 72 hours to live.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 08:03:41 [Preview] No.317129 del
>>317124
Wombo cuts sick beats.
I heard he's highly regarded in the DJ community.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 08:03:46 [Preview] No.317130 del
Weber is hoping for a reboot of Deliverance so he can appear in both the banjo and 'squeal like a pig' scenes.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 08:04:04 [Preview] No.317131 del
Hey NEETs there's a car show on.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 08:04:12 [Preview] No.317132 del
>>317126
I can't watch free to air TV the ads annoy me. I would rather watch episodes on repeat on my TV.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 08:04:47 [Preview] No.317133 del
>>317127
Don't spent too much at kmart there is a lot of crap there.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 08:05:03 [Preview] No.317134 del
>>317130
Daddybot took Motherbot to see that at the drive thru on their second date. I think I told that story before.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 08:05:38 [Preview] No.317135 del
>>317134
>drive thru
drive in*


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 08:06:04 [Preview] No.317136 del
>>317134
Would it be crude if I asked if squealing was involved?


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 08:06:33 [Preview] No.317137 del
>>317127
Don't swing by the bottle-o on the way back from kmart, instead pop a valium and watch a moofie then have a good night sleep.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 08:07:13 [Preview] No.317138 del
>>317136
I doubt it. Apparently on later dates he would bring a pillow and go to sleep while she watched 'shit movies'.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 08:08:05 [Preview] No.317139 del
>>317138
Men had it much easier in those days.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 08:10:14 [Preview] No.317140 del
>>317139
Yes. I've talked to the blokes at the gun club about that a few times. They all say they had rough patches, but by and large, they all saw it through. The women had basic home making skills, unlike the women my age and younger.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 08:11:10 [Preview] No.317141 del
>>317131
It has a Monk selling a Maserati for meff.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 08:11:23 [Preview] No.317142 del
>>317137
I'll buy another $4 bottle of wine and have about ~5 standards worth of it.
I'm thinking of writing a python script to calculate the ml required of any given alcohol based on its percentage to achieve a desired number of standards.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 08:11:51 [Preview] No.317143 del
>>317135
You should take the HA to one for a date.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 08:12:35 [Preview] No.317144 del
>>317143
she asked how i was online this morning, then said she was well (I didn't ask) and then went home or something


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 08:13:18 [Preview] No.317145 del
>>317142
but if it states the percentage, it almost certainly states the standards right next to it...


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 08:13:43 [Preview] No.317146 del
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Possum you boong


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 08:14:25 [Preview] No.317147 del
>>317146
I posted the picture on the right (from the same tweet) a year or two ago.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 08:15:00 [Preview] No.317148 del
>>317147
Mother is also shielding a babby in her lap/cunt flap thing


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 08:15:11 [Preview] No.317149 del
>>317144
You need to be nicer to her.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 08:15:34 [Preview] No.317150 del
>>317147
You preemptively stole my post.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 08:18:05 [Preview] No.317151 del
>>317149
Apart from the leg incident, I think I've been alright? I'm just tired of waiting for something that isn't going to happen.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 08:18:49 [Preview] No.317152 del
>tfw cant figure out how to calculate how many ml 5 standards is from a 700ml 6.8 standard bottle of wine


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 08:18:54 [Preview] No.317153 del
>>317147
accurate, coincidently that post is missing the piss and shit on the computer


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 08:19:56 [Preview] No.317154 del
I think its 511ml?


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 08:20:21 [Preview] No.317155 del
>>317153
there's a poo pellet next to the computer


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 08:21:43 [Preview] No.317156 del
>>317155
That could be a jelly bean


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 08:22:58 [Preview] No.317157 del
>>317152
1 standard is equivalent to a 30ml shot of normal-proof spirit


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 08:23:02 [Preview] No.317158 del
>>317148
>shielding a babby in her lap
Or is it simply a Garlic Bread?


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 08:23:57 [Preview] No.317159 del
>>317157
I know. Or 10ml of ethanol.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 08:24:09 [Preview] No.317160 del
I wish Possum was my mum


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 08:24:20 [Preview] No.317161 del
Fuck it, not going to kmart.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 08:24:41 [Preview] No.317162 del
>>317115
Yes. And spiny cactuses


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 08:25:18 [Preview] No.317163 del
>>317152
>>317154
(5/6.8)*700


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 08:25:32 [Preview] No.317164 del
>>317151
She's waiting too, and she's the woman so that's her part.
You need to initiate the connection.

Text her and ask if she's free this weekend to go to the sunday markets, have a nice lunch then go to a movie.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 08:26:30 [Preview] No.317165 del
>>317161
Go and get some air smelly stuff and some fancy teabags.


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>>317162
>spiny cactuses


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 08:28:23 [Preview] No.317167 del
This Maserati mechanic 'Mike' is how I see Webby.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 08:29:32 [Preview] No.317168 del
>>317165
He could just fart and have a cuppa instead


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 08:30:08 [Preview] No.317169 del
>>317164
she bailed on valentines day two sundays ago


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 08:30:47 [Preview] No.317170 del
decided to curry cauliflowers into aloo gobi while I'm at it.
I've got fresh tomatoes and green chillies, and can get rid of a few odd potatoes and onions.
I miss buying my spices for 20 rupees in a paper cone and my vegetables from random dudes by the road.
Might lake dalh fry as well


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 08:33:59 [Preview] No.317171 del
>>317168
It's to impress his mum and to make her think that he's not going to mong it all up.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 08:34:17 [Preview] No.317172 del
>>317169
I would too, you are hard to please.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 08:35:02 [Preview] No.317173 del
Might ding a ding dang my dangalong ling long


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 08:35:30 [Preview] No.317174 del
>>317172
You wish Webby would ask you out


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 08:35:32 [Preview] No.317175 del


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 08:35:40 [Preview] No.317176 del
Very moist fart


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 08:36:11 [Preview] No.317177 del
>>317167
for a meager $10,000 pounds stirling, you too, can detect leaks in your car AC


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 08:36:19 [Preview] No.317178 del
>>317171
Ah,probably best to not fart then.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 08:37:58 [Preview] No.317179 del
>>317175
He's just jelly m8


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 08:39:30 [Preview] No.317180 del
>>317170
A succulent Indian meal.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 08:41:59 [Preview] No.317181 del
Possum appears in that Rebel Whopper TV advert doing the "it tastes exactly like a Whopper" shtick.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 08:42:29 [Preview] No.317182 del
>>317163
They didn't even give you a you for it.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 08:43:22 [Preview] No.317183 del
>>317182
Mong is a bit of a shitcunt like that.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 08:43:42 [Preview] No.317184 del
>>317174
I wouldn't be able to stand the pressure.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 08:44:02 [Preview] No.317185 del
>>317170
I know in Vietnam you really had to wash the fruit. I am guessing you would have to do the same because of the poo.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 08:44:29 [Preview] No.317186 del
>>317174
I wouldn't be able to stand the pressure.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 08:44:39 [Preview] No.317187 del
>>317176
Bottle it!


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 08:44:49 [Preview] No.317188 del
It's only a matter of time before the wagie neets will need to pair up and pretend to be gay to keep their jobs.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 08:44:54 [Preview] No.317189 del
Fucking internet died twice and stole 10 mins of the car show.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 08:45:20 [Preview] No.317190 del
>>317175
You'd find something not up to standard.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 08:46:05 [Preview] No.317191 del
>>317189
You didn't miss much. You just need a garage with $50,000 worth of airconditioning repair and tyre repair machinery.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 08:46:11 [Preview] No.317192 del
>>317183
He doesn't even know who you are.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 08:46:27 [Preview] No.317193 del


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 08:46:31 [Preview] No.317194 del
>>317188
>pretend


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 08:48:59 [Preview] No.317195 del
>>317191
And ten ad breaks.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 08:50:43 [Preview] No.317196 del
I would like a picture of Sperg's muscular calves.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 08:50:48 [Preview] No.317197 del
>>317163
Here's your (You)
I came to the same conclusion myself, btw.

Bought two (2) bottles of Gossips.
6.5 standards each. $10 for two.
I'm scared, 6.5 standards is only like 2 long necks.

2.5mg down the hatch. Feeling really energetic. Oh doggola


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 08:50:56 [Preview] No.317198 del
That I Care A Lot moofie sounds like a female Cruisey.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 08:52:02 [Preview] No.317199 del
>>317198
I was just about to post that I want to see it.
The dwarf sounds like Wombo


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 08:53:13 [Preview] No.317200 del
>>317195
They also haven't pointed out that Italian cars are absolute dog shit from the factory.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 08:54:20 [Preview] No.317201 del
Last night I woke up multiple times thirsty as fuck
I think its because of the pizzas
There were two bottles of water on my bedside table in the morning

Is this normal for you big boys to get thirsty?


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 08:55:08 [Preview] No.317202 del
>>317199
SA NEET up!


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 08:55:49 [Preview] No.317203 del
>>317201
I do. I figure it's because I'm fat and overheat and also probably beeuts.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 08:56:12 [Preview] No.317204 del
>>317198
Faith no more had a good song called we care a lot. Haven't heard it in yonks.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 08:56:38 [Preview] No.317205 del
>>317185
When i was /trv/ I was armed with a vegetable peeler, this is better than washing things.
In India the hygiene situation is still pretty dire in many regions, sewage contaminates waterways and not even the piped water is safe to drink.
You often find that Indian food is boiled, all curries are boiled.
Food is also fried oftentimes, and this is also sanitary.

I never actually got sick in India, I got the runs a handfull of times but this was not food poisoning per-se.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 08:57:04 [Preview] No.317206 del
>>317204
Epic and that sunday morning cover were alright.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=ZG_k5CSYKhg [Embed]


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 09:00:31 [Preview] No.317207 del
>>317203
Have you actually had a test for diabetes. I swear I must have it, I eat so much crap and have no energy, but my blood tests always come back negative.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 09:01:59 [Preview] No.317208 del
Sundown venetians just hit me like an 18 wheeler.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 09:02:12 [Preview] No.317209 del
>>317202
He says that he's a dangerous man.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 09:02:25 [Preview] No.317210 del
>>317206
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Ho6pZqUNtko [Embed]


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 09:02:50 [Preview] No.317211 del
>>317209
Never heard of him.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 09:02:55 [Preview] No.317212 del
>>317201
>you big boys
That pot belly says you're one of them.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 09:03:13 [Preview] No.317213 del
>Faith No Mong


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 09:03:28 [Preview] No.317214 del
>>317204
lol, that was going to be in the post too.
I still have it in my head.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 09:04:31 [Preview] No.317215 del
>>317213
This is the same dude.
Mong rock.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=DRyh2cxJCp0 [Embed]


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 09:05:08 [Preview] No.317217 del
>>317212
Not visible in a slightly baggy tshirt or polo


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 09:05:11 [Preview] No.317218 del
>>317215
Fuck, he's gone full mong


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 09:06:08 [Preview] No.317219 del
>>317215
This is how I imagine nuro but without the facial hair


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 09:06:17 [Preview] No.317220 del
>>317215
That's not him in the clip though, surely.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 09:07:24 [Preview] No.317221 del
>>317218
Patton did an album completely in Spanish. He also did all the zombie screams in I Am Legend.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 09:08:16 [Preview] No.317222 del
she just messaged to apologise for leaving the office early


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 09:08:41 [Preview] No.317223 del
>>317217
The lies we tell ourselves...


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 09:09:34 [Preview] No.317224 del
>>317217
Embrace the dadbod look


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 09:09:52 [Preview] No.317226 del
Interpretive sundown pacing will soon begin.
My mind is racing and my anus has contracted at the thought of backing up all the photos and videos of her currently on my phone.
iOS has this 'live photo' format that captures multiple frames and even audio when you take a photo by default. I'll have to figure out how to playback multiple frames and hopefully audio on linux but that would possibly require working with some Apple API if there's not a client available already.
I'll have to watch her smile and giggle in all the cute photos I took of her. God, when will she stop living in my mind rent free.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 09:09:54 [Preview] No.317227 del
>>317222
Time for a dick pic


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 09:10:12 [Preview] No.317228 del


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 09:12:29 [Preview] No.317229 del
Now that I have stopped drinking I am considering micro-dosing acid.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 09:12:38 [Preview] No.317230 del
>>317226
Delete it all, you've been tormenting yourself for years now.
Delete it all and assume she's being gangbanged by niggers at any given moment.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 09:13:25 [Preview] No.317231 del
>>317222
Text her asking to make some time on the weekend.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 09:13:36 [Preview] No.317232 del
>>317226
Post her nudes for us to evaluate.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 09:13:51 [Preview] No.317233 del
>>317229
Maxi-dose for maxi-effects.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 09:14:08 [Preview] No.317234 del
>>317225
yeah and that's not the aids faggot singing in that video I replied to. Look at the nose for a start.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 09:14:19 [Preview] No.317235 del
>>317232
I bet she has a pudding belly.
He likes the fatties.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 09:15:00 [Preview] No.317236 del
>>317234
He is, the guy with microcephalism or whatever is lipsyncing.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 09:15:50 [Preview] No.317237 del
(5.20 KB 237x287 noodz.png)


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 09:16:03 [Preview] No.317238 del
>>317236
right, so the actor in the video clip is not the singer, which is what i fucking said in the first place


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 09:17:05 [Preview] No.317239 del
>>317232
No, not of this one. Maybe in years to come, I am still too guilty for how I treated her for that. The pooj nudes will have to do for now.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 09:17:52 [Preview] No.317240 del
>>317239
Oh sorry, I may be getting my wistful and woeful NEETs confused.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 09:19:20 [Preview] No.317241 del
Mr Bungle have made a new album.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=3U5ZKKxqUzY [Embed]


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 09:20:14 [Preview] No.317242 del
If loreNEET has the photos of the poojeeta bum please post them. I can't be bothered going through the big archive I still haven't organised to find them.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 09:20:22 [Preview] No.317243 del
>>317237
Nice boobies


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 09:21:24 [Preview] No.317244 del
>>317122
Good quality?


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 09:22:00 [Preview] No.317245 del
>>317242
LoreNEET has photos of you wanking to those photos


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 09:23:15 [Preview] No.317246 del
>>317238
You are hard to please.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 09:24:02 [Preview] No.317247 del
>>317246
am not


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 09:25:10 [Preview] No.317248 del
might go to bed
nigjt all


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 09:25:32 [Preview] No.317249 del
>>317246
Nah, give me a good feed,a pocket full of money,a nice house and a really good blowjob and I'm happy as.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 09:26:27 [Preview] No.317250 del
>>317248
Nigjt NEET. Sleep tight.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 09:26:50 [Preview] No.317251 del
>>317248
No don't.
What about the pirate drink, have some more.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 09:28:16 [Preview] No.317252 del
>>317247
Give her a text.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 09:28:31 [Preview] No.317253 del
>>317248
nifhghet


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 09:29:00 [Preview] No.317254 del
>>317249
I can give you two of those things.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 09:29:11 [Preview] No.317255 del
>>317248
gnitgh


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 09:29:47 [Preview] No.317256 del
>>317254
I have exteremly high bj standards,fair warning


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 09:30:28 [Preview] No.317258 del
I've been watching The Borgias, popes were much cooler back then.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 09:31:49 [Preview] No.317259 del
>>317257
Thankyou. God I miss that rump. I still remember the way it jiggled.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 09:32:26 [Preview] No.317260 del
>>317259
Post the intercourse photos please.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 09:32:55 [Preview] No.317261 del
>>317259
Did you spank it?


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 09:34:34 [Preview] No.317262 del
>>317256
Dude. I'm not gay.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 09:35:05 [Preview] No.317263 del
>>317257
Much better than the Bolivian.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 09:35:50 [Preview] No.317264 del
>>317262
None of us are, but $20 is $20.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 09:35:53 [Preview] No.317265 del
>>317260
If I don't get boonged on the weekend I'll have another crack at organising all my data.
Then I'll try and crop and convert some videos if they're good enough. I don't know shit about editing. No intercourse videos, but maybe some bum shaking or titty drops.

>>317261
Until it was a nice shade of pinky-brown


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 09:38:16 [Preview] No.317266 del
>>317252
I did. She didn’t respond


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 09:38:48 [Preview] No.317267 del


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 09:39:32 [Preview] No.317268 del
>>317262
We'll work on that too.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 09:42:42 [Preview] No.317270 del
>>317262
Give me a pocketful of cash and a house then.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 09:43:21 [Preview] No.317271 del
>>317269
>He wasn’t that good.
You're not worth the effort,pump&dump


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 09:44:38 [Preview] No.317272 del
>>317269
Monk doesn't fuck, he makes Love wild sensual Love


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 09:45:10 [Preview] No.317273 del
>>317269
You were too heavy for me to manipulate you into different positions.
I had to tell you which position to get in, then you got narky so I had to ask politely.
It turned me off, I just wanted to get it over with and escape with some panadeine forte


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 09:45:43 [Preview] No.317274 del


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 09:46:36 [Preview] No.317275 del
>tfw big covered in curry


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 09:48:03 [Preview] No.317277 del


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 09:50:04 [Preview] No.317278 del
How does weber sleep so early
I'd trade my insomnia for his kilograms if I could sleep like him


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 09:50:14 [Preview] No.317279 del
>>317276
gawd damn


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 09:51:38 [Preview] No.317280 del
>>317278
It’s interrupted due to apnoea caused by obesity and chronic asthma. I might get 3 good hours sleep a night


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 09:53:29 [Preview] No.317281 del
>>317279
>the good old days


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 09:54:12 [Preview] No.317282 del
When Motherbat stays she ends up checking on me during the night because I apparently stop breathing for long stretches in between the bouts of snoring.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 09:54:51 [Preview] No.317283 del
>>317278
I thought he stayed up all night drinking.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 09:54:55 [Preview] No.317284 del
psst, its abseilNEET

do ya wanna see a FLEX photo from the wage?


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 09:55:28 [Preview] No.317285 del
>>317284
Yes, flop it out.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 09:55:33 [Preview] No.317286 del
Which fits with that anaesthetist telling me I’d be dead soon.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 09:55:47 [Preview] No.317287 del
>>317284
The gay NEETs do


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 09:55:55 [Preview] No.317288 del
>>317233
I have scuttled across the floors of silent seas, to a place where space/time compresses into infinity and the screams of mans ego grow like bamboo from the Dao and wrap around the essential earth


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 09:57:07 [Preview] No.317289 del
>>317286
Never trust anaethatists m8, they just want you unconcious so they can grope you


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 09:57:49 [Preview] No.317290 del
>>317288
Thought you were quoting one of my favourite poems at first, then read the other stupid words


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 09:58:05 [Preview] No.317291 del
>>317288
I saw water flooding out of a picture of a waterfall once.
And I was scared to walk through a door because the frame kept wobbling.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 09:58:24 [Preview] No.317292 del
>>317289
This one refused to sedate me


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 09:58:46 [Preview] No.317293 del
>>317284
Its me

give me a minute, life just intervened


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 09:58:56 [Preview] No.317294 del
>>317285
Is he really gonna post his Bulge?


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 09:59:11 [Preview] No.317295 del
>>317280
Have you ever tried one of those mask systems?


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 09:59:51 [Preview] No.317296 del


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 10:00:06 [Preview] No.317297 del
>>317295
No. That’s no way to live. Dad was on forced ventilation before he died.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 10:00:39 [Preview] No.317298 del
>>317286
Living life dangerously has its costs.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 10:00:59 [Preview] No.317299 del
>>317297
My bro in law uses one and he says it doesn't help much,wakes him up if he rolls over


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 10:01:23 [Preview] No.317300 del
Imagine the bulge when hes in the abseil harness. Just a professional bulge presenter.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 10:01:38 [Preview] No.317301 del
>>317298
>Living
heh


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 10:02:09 [Preview] No.317302 del
>>317297
Don't you ever imagine sleeping the whole night uninterrupted?


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 10:02:19 [Preview] No.317303 del
What are you blokes up to?
I'm watching youtube videos about python projects that I won't do due to my depressive daily drinking


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 10:03:03 [Preview] No.317304 del
The gay NEETs are growing frisky
Time for the hose
not that hose you sick puppies


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 10:03:29 [Preview] No.317305 del


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 10:03:46 [Preview] No.317306 del
>>317300
Kek, it would make him appear 10 times bulgeier


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 10:03:51 [Preview] No.317307 del
>>317302
I also imagine not being corpulent, being wealthy, and having a gf.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 10:03:58 [Preview] No.317308 del
>>317226
its literally just a downloads it all in a .mov format from icloud FFS


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 10:04:54 [Preview] No.317309 del
>>317308
Stop perving on his ex


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 10:06:12 [Preview] No.317311 del
>>317284
We actually want to see some creepshots of girls in the shower you took while outside their window. Well, not me personally - I'm better than that, but I can tell the other neets do.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 10:06:13 [Preview] No.317312 del
>>317299
Did he get the CPAP machine fitted and was it prescribed to him (i.e. Not one he just bought on the I internet)?


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 10:06:57 [Preview] No.317313 del
>>317303
I tried going to the park and watching a walkthrough video from hackthebox on my laptop, but I got fed up after a few minutes.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 10:07:11 [Preview] No.317314 del
>>317303
Not a lot,sperging about before dinner
Going to watch corrupt popes kill people and shag their relatives after that.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 10:07:39 [Preview] No.317315 del
>>317308
No it isn't. HEIC is a container with JPEG and a H.264 MOV.
I also want to preserve metadata. But you're right its easier than I imagined. Current year and all.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 10:07:55 [Preview] No.317316 del
>>317310
When does that restraining order from your sister end nuro?
lol,never


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 10:08:30 [Preview] No.317317 del
>>317266
What did you say?


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 10:08:48 [Preview] No.317318 del
>>317312
It was through a doctor I think


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 10:10:13 [Preview] No.317319 del
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>>317303
Having a few beers in front of the laptop. Felt ratshit all day. Really need to quit smoking again. Its all catching up with me.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 10:10:40 [Preview] No.317320 del
>>317276
Life as it should be.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 10:11:20 [Preview] No.317321 del
>>317282
You need a better CPAP.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 10:12:07 [Preview] No.317322 del


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 10:12:15 [Preview] No.317323 del
>>317318
Elevating your position can also work. I used to put bricks under the legs of my bed at the head end, to create a slope.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 10:12:35 [Preview] No.317324 del
>>317318
I am surprised I always thought those machines helped.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 10:12:55 [Preview] No.317325 del
>>317303
Watching Chef John. Thinking about second dinner.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 10:13:25 [Preview] No.317326 del
>>317323
I know he tried a lot, they told him he had chronic fatigue for ages before they said sleep apnoea


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 10:14:39 [Preview] No.317327 del
>>317324
He does complain a lot so it could be lies/exagerated


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 10:15:03 [Preview] No.317328 del
>>317316
if you are bringing my family into it you are loosing and already lost


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 10:15:24 [Preview] No.317329 del
>>317328
>loosing


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 10:15:43 [Preview] No.317330 del
>>317319
I need to quit too. Keep buying packs of 20 or 25 thinking it will be my last. In 2 days I'm out. Might get back on the double 4mg mints, at least while I'm at work.
"I'll buy a pack just for the weekend" I say, and then Sunday arvo is still the weekend, so I've spent near 100 bucks and run out by Tuesday.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 10:15:58 [Preview] No.317331 del
>>317327
> muh legs muh legs


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 10:16:32 [Preview] No.317332 del
>>317330
I'm down to 8 a day,been chewing toothpicks


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 10:17:22 [Preview] No.317333 del
Everybody calm down.
My bender is over so my woe is me posting is over. If someone else would like to take over as board sadcunt then feel free, but I do not want to see my calmness replaced with Nuros narkyness.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 10:18:50 [Preview] No.317334 del
I would like to apply for the board sadcunt position.
Does it pay well?


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 10:19:47 [Preview] No.317335 del
>>317330
Were you the NEET with the poo gates opening last night?


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 10:20:13 [Preview] No.317336 del
>>317333
honestly cant be fucked, you shitcunts are always wrong about everything


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 10:20:42 [Preview] No.317337 del
There is something about the moon rise and Nuro's behaviour.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 10:21:21 [Preview] No.317338 del
>>317334
The position is called board mong.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 10:21:37 [Preview] No.317339 del
>>317336
Nuro is based.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 10:22:05 [Preview] No.317340 del
I'm going to go watch tv in bed.
Good night friends.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 10:22:19 [Preview] No.317341 del
>>317337
He's just jealous that the gay NEETs are giving abseil all the attention


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 10:22:35 [Preview] No.317342 del
>>317334
It has certain dividends like an impressive alcohol tolerance.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 10:22:40 [Preview] No.317343 del
>>317340
G'night m8


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 10:23:01 [Preview] No.317344 del
>>317342
I've already got one of those


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 10:23:08 [Preview] No.317345 del


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 10:23:30 [Preview] No.317346 del
>>317340
Good night NEET. Sleep tight.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 10:24:42 [Preview] No.317347 del
>>317345
Very good


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 10:30:00 [Preview] No.317348 del
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Ungh. I drank a can of slurm to keep me alert on the drive home and I still feel wired. I dont do caffeine usually.

This must be how nuro feels when he's high on the dexamphetamine, or "Dexies" if your cool.

The house at the end of the road might be too much hassle, now that I know what i'm dealing with.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 10:30:38 [Preview] No.317349 del
>>317339
W-what if we're wrong about that?


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 10:31:15 [Preview] No.317350 del
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Goodnight NEETs


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 10:31:37 [Preview] No.317351 del
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>>317330
yeah its fucked. I had quit for three weeks around xmas last year. Justified getting a pack when I was on the piss. Gremlins re awoke and I was back to a pack a day.

I did the math on what I spend a year on coffin nails. Not good.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 10:32:06 [Preview] No.317352 del
>>317350
Wowzers! I want to unzip!
Gook night!


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 10:33:59 [Preview] No.317353 del
>>317350
I highly approve of this slutty gook.
Gook night m8


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 10:34:23 [Preview] No.317354 del
>I did the math on what I spend a year on coffin nails. Not good.

I don't even want to calculate that, not to mention the booze. No wonder I'm broke.
Having said that, white wine and vanilla coke goes alright.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 10:35:22 [Preview] No.317355 del
>>317348
Nice pic neet.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 10:35:31 [Preview] No.317356 del
>>317350
Gook night NEETs. Sleep tight.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 10:35:36 [Preview] No.317357 del
>>317349
Then we can trust nothing in this miserable godforsaken life.
Trust the nuro and all will be well.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 10:36:04 [Preview] No.317358 del
Oops.

Good night NEETs. Sleep right and well.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 10:37:34 [Preview] No.317359 del
>>317348
Does anyone here besides me still take dexies? We keep seeming to lose dexie neets, and I want to learn more about their long term effects.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 10:45:46 [Preview] No.317360 del
>>317350
She's like a bargain bin Aeon Flux. Except Aeon was white and this one is a gook.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 10:47:00 [Preview] No.317361 del
>>317359
It worries me too. My potential connects are disappearing.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 10:49:06 [Preview] No.317362 del
Desire to open the second bottle is intensifying.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 10:49:14 [Preview] No.317363 del
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had to reconsider about a modern one

it was too much FLEX


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 10:49:40 [Preview] No.317364 del
>>317362
go to bed you mong


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 10:51:44 [Preview] No.317365 del
>>317363
If I get a job in the city I'll be on the lookout for you


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 10:58:41 [Preview] No.317366 del
>>317363
Very nice photo. Good composition.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 11:01:22 [Preview] No.317367 del
>>317358
Good night Right'n'WellNEET.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 11:01:38 [Preview] No.317368 del
>>317340
Good night my friend.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 11:02:15 [Preview] No.317369 del
>>317350
Gook night.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 11:03:03 [Preview] No.317370 del
>>317364
Good idea. Seroquel and 2.5 valium down the hatch. Finishing the rest of the 6.5 standoes. Restless legs.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 11:04:40 [Preview] No.317371 del
Night night nigger neets


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 11:18:25 [Preview] No.317372 del
>>317371
We be wanking in dem cotton fields mastah


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 11:28:08 [Preview] No.317373 del
Managed to stay up until 10:30 instead of falling asleep at 8:30 due to the magic of dexies. But I think I'll lie down and watch some tv. It's actually been a reasonably productive day.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 11:30:33 [Preview] No.317374 del
Rub a dub dub.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 11:37:08 [Preview] No.317375 del
Forget the coconut oil, I'm going in dry.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 11:39:24 [Preview] No.317376 del
>>317375
You are an animal.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 11:42:26 [Preview] No.317377 del
>>317376
An animal in bed.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 11:46:26 [Preview] No.317378 del
>>317377
like a kangaroo?


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 11:48:08 [Preview] No.317379 del
>>317378
More like a bush pig.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 11:48:27 [Preview] No.317380 del
>>317375
Do not use coconut oil with condoms


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 11:49:46 [Preview] No.317381 del
>>317380
>wearing condoms


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 11:50:07 [Preview] No.317382 del
>>317380
dangerously slippery


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 11:51:46 [Preview] No.317383 del
>>317381
It's too late for you aidsNEET
>>317382
dangerous to latex


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 11:52:40 [Preview] No.317384 del
>>317373
Good on you NEET,have a good rest.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 11:53:30 [Preview] No.317385 del
Liquid shit coming out my arse.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 12:03:19 [Preview] No.317386 del
>>317385
It was the coconut oil.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 12:03:19 [Preview] No.317387 del
>>317385
you have a dire rear


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 12:03:55 [Preview] No.317388 del
>>317385
your mouth too


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 12:11:08 [Preview] No.317389 del
>>317388
SEETHE


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 12:19:18 [Preview] No.317390 del
>>317388
Poorly bantered.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 12:22:02 [Preview] No.317391 del
>>317389
your mouth too

>>317390
and yours


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 13:06:52 [Preview] No.317393 del
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Those evil Nazis tried to stop Nuros gloryhole fun!!!
But our BASED hero outwitted them to gloryhole another day!


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 16:25:57 [Preview] No.317394 del
good morning NEETs
i have an month more to finish my thesis than i thought
what a relief


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 18:31:47 [Preview] No.317395 del
Morning neets. Stayed up 2 hours later than usual, slept in 1 hour more than usual. Which by my calculations means I've lost an hour of sleep that I needed.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 18:44:39 [Preview] No.317396 del
Yay, wage life


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 19:03:15 [Preview] No.317397 del


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 19:13:08 [Preview] No.317398 del
>>317396
>>317397
Morning guys. What are we up to?


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 19:18:08 [Preview] No.317399 del
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>>317398
wanking


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 19:32:38 [Preview] No.317400 del
Just had a cooked breakfast. Still hungry as fuck.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 19:37:00 [Preview] No.317401 del
>>317398
abseiling


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 19:45:25 [Preview] No.317402 del
Mongendings

Slept pretty well. Woke up once to piss after a bit of a night mare about eating oysters. I’ve never tried em. Fell asleep pretty quick even though I was anxious about being awake too long. This pillow mummybat got me is comfy, way better than my shit cheap Kmart ones. The rotation of my bed means less light in my eyes too.

Up n at em


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 20:15:19 [Preview] No.317403 del
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NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 20:26:56 [Preview] No.317404 del
>>317394
>>317395
>>317396
>>317397
>>317398
>>317402
G'morning NEETs,hope you all have a good day.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 20:28:58 [Preview] No.317405 del
mordning


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 20:45:52 [Preview] No.317406 del
At the office early like a good wagie
First things first, these coffee squirts that made my commute rather anxious


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 20:51:53 [Preview] No.317407 del
>>317406
>>317385
We have prophets amongst us.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 21:09:04 [Preview] No.317409 del
>>317408
Those are some very pale boongs


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 21:20:15 [Preview] No.317411 del
>The bizarre mating ritual of the blue sea dragon: Footage reveals how the hermaphrodite creatures kiss before coiling their penises together and mutually fertilising each other's eggs
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-9295299/The-bizarre-mating-ritual-blue-sea-dragon-revealed.html


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 21:22:51 [Preview] No.317412 del
>The bizarre mating ritual of the blue balled NEET: Footage reveals how the hermaphrodite creatures kiss before coiling their penises together and mutually fertilising each other's arse
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-9295299/The-bizarre-mating-ritual-blue-balled-NEET-revealed.html


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 21:25:12 [Preview] No.317413 del
Photographers go after these people who make a scene
>Enraged cat lover, 19, who allegedly tried to poison her housemates with liquid Mortein as payback for mistreating her kittens lashes out at journalists outside court
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9293783/Enraged-cat-lover-allegedly-tried-poison-housemates-lashes-journalists.html


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 21:29:04 [Preview] No.317415 del
>>317413
You'd think people going to court would learn to bring a balaclava in a bag and put it on in the foyer before they exit so that they cannot be identified.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 21:33:40 [Preview] No.317416 del
>>317415
Personally I'd wear a tony abbott mask, and when the media scrum tried to get me to speak, I'd start talking about all the /pol/ level stuff that I know tones wants to say on camera but can't and aboriginal proctology practices.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 21:33:49 [Preview] No.317417 del
>>317415
Not all people who attend court are smart, most are mongs. I wonder whatever happened with that Mong court case that was discussed a while back.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 21:35:07 [Preview] No.317418 del
>>317414
They should calm down there are better reason to get angry.
>Angry revhead is arrested for doing burnouts in a Hungry Jack's drive-thru because the soft serve machine was broken
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9293657/Man-arrested-doing-burn-outs-Hungry-Jacks-Adelaide.html


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 21:35:17 [Preview] No.317419 del
>>317415
>>317417
And most mongs are happy to have a camera pointed at them.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 21:39:33 [Preview] No.317420 del
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NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 21:43:34 [Preview] No.317421 del


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 21:48:01 [Preview] No.317422 del
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it's happening again


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 21:48:37 [Preview] No.317423 del
brb do a poo


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 21:49:52 [Preview] No.317424 del
>>317422
To the moon!

>>317423
Good luck, I will be having mine shortly.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 21:55:20 [Preview] No.317425 del
My morning poo was half sloppy and quick.
It was a good poo.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 22:10:23 [Preview] No.317426 del
>>317425
Mine was disappointing but it was quick.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 22:10:31 [Preview] No.317427 del
>>317418
My lawyer promised me I wouldn't even see the inside of a jail cell for that! He lied!


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 22:11:02 [Preview] No.317428 del
>>317425
When will the memorial service for it be?


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 22:16:03 [Preview] No.317429 del
Going down to woolies to get some markers and superglue. You neets want anything?


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 22:17:35 [Preview] No.317430 del
>>317429
30kg of silver please


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 22:18:26 [Preview] No.317431 del
>>317428
It has already recieved a burial at sea.
The wake will be held after tonights Council Meeting.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 22:23:54 [Preview] No.317432 del
>>317429
Copy of Battletoads please


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 22:24:09 [Preview] No.317433 del
8ch was mentioned the other day. Does anyone here still go there? Personally, I find myself too lazy to bother with more than one imageboard at a time, and I know there are other things I should be doing.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 22:25:05 [Preview] No.317434 del
>>317433
Last time I looked it was Cruisey and Possum whispering sweet nothings to each other.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 22:26:45 [Preview] No.317435 del
>>317429
A bag of Smackos marrow bone please.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 22:28:11 [Preview] No.317436 del
I wish 3d japanese girls were less ugly.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 22:31:14 [Preview] No.317437 del
>>317429
some poultry shears and a bag of malteasers please


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 22:33:58 [Preview] No.317438 del
Might buy some new shorts today


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 22:35:12 [Preview] No.317439 del
>>317438
long shorts or short shorts?


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 22:35:26 [Preview] No.317440 del
>>317436
Just poke yourself in the eye before you look at them


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 22:36:07 [Preview] No.317441 del
>>317439
Long shorts, KingGee workshorts to be precise.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 22:39:20 [Preview] No.317442 del
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>improved movement


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 22:41:29 [Preview] No.317443 del
>>317433
Sometimes, less frequently now.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 22:42:03 [Preview] No.317444 del


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 22:45:17 [Preview] No.317445 del
>>317444
crotch gusset


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 22:51:25 [Preview] No.317446 del
>>317445
>improved movement


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 22:53:22 [Preview] No.317447 del
Possum once supported himself through university by working as an arse model.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 22:56:13 [Preview] No.317448 del
>>317447
He was young and he needed the money.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 22:57:43 [Preview] No.317449 del
>>317448
>He was young and pert and he needed the money.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 23:03:54 [Preview] No.317450 del
>>317449
Possums arse is still just as magnificent as ever it was.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 23:05:54 [Preview] No.317451 del
>>317450
Don't be fooled. Modern camera apps have deep learning powered arse and bulge enhancement technologies built in. You're always in for a disappointment when you see the real thing.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 23:22:23 [Preview] No.317452 del
Good Morning Neets.

The power is off again, This is fucking bullshit.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 23:26:37 [Preview] No.317453 del


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 23:27:12 [Preview] No.317454 del
>>317452
Good morning Nuro. That sucks is it planned maintenance or an outage?


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 23:28:28 [Preview] No.317455 del
>>317452
Morning nuro. Sucks to live in a third world state.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 23:32:26 [Preview] No.317456 del
>>317454
we had an outage on the weekend but it seems this is actually part of the landlords long-winded solar install FFS, no flavourtown

>>317455
nothing to do with that fuckwit


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 23:35:52 [Preview] No.317457 del
>>317456
surely you could have wired it up for him


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 23:37:16 [Preview] No.317458 del
>>317456
>no flavourtown
Some tragedies make us stronger.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 23:37:35 [Preview] No.317459 del
>>317457
no we had a big storm halfway through the install, fucked shit up

also he is wiring his two adjacent properties together so its taking even longer


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 23:37:50 [Preview] No.317460 del
>>317457
I doubt he could afford his hourly rate.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 23:39:22 [Preview] No.317461 del
>>317459
>also he is wiring his two adjacent properties together so its taking even longer
Is he using a battery solution?


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 23:42:59 [Preview] No.317462 del


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 23:46:44 [Preview] No.317463 del
>>317462
A garbage post.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 23:47:30 [Preview] No.317464 del
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A fair and balanced comparison from ASIO.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 23:52:02 [Preview] No.317465 del
>>317463
Hearty kek


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 23:52:11 [Preview] No.317466 del
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>>317464
Fixed it.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 23:53:25 [Preview] No.317467 del
>>317464
It is fucked up when they don't even bother pretending any mre.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 23:53:41 [Preview] No.317468 del
>>317464
I honestly like point 14
>Overall Islamic Extremism still comprises most of ASIO's counter-terrorism workload. However...
>[perhaps three cases]


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 23:54:19 [Preview] No.317469 del
>>317466
Point 20 resonants with me.


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 23:55:23 [Preview] No.317470 del
HOWEVOR


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 23:56:01 [Preview] No.317471 del
>>317469
My mum used to tel me the jews would kidnap me if I was naughty


NEET 02/24/2021 (Wed) 23:59:29 [Preview] No.317472 del
>>317462
wayne kerr


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 00:00:53 [Preview] No.317473 del
>>317471
In a a hessian sack?


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 00:01:11 [Preview] No.317474 del
>>317461
i hope so, we had no power during the actual regional blackout on the weekend despite having solar and a functional inverter, i was a bit shitty at that

ahhh fan spinning back up.... flavourtown


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 00:04:16 [Preview] No.317475 del
>>317474
>ahhh fan spinning back up.... flavourtown
Toot toot!


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 00:05:23 [Preview] No.317476 del
>>317473
She didn't mention how, I did imagine a sack though.


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 00:36:13 [Preview] No.317477 del
>>317474
I'll remind you that your food has a surfeit of salt, which is unhealthy.


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 00:38:44 [Preview] No.317478 del
About to vomit from wage stress


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 00:39:05 [Preview] No.317479 del
>>317477
prove it and also my sodium levels were fine


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 00:41:51 [Preview] No.317480 del
did some dishes


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 00:42:09 [Preview] No.317481 del
>>317478
what's wrong?


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 00:46:50 [Preview] No.317482 del
>>317477
Likewise I will remind you that you are not the Doctor here, Neet. Nuro makes his own diet decisions and the salt in his "Flavortown" is sensibly counterbalanced with white wine or reisling.

>>317479
Dont listen to this nanny goat, Nuro. You are a strapping healthy man and hard worker, You deserve to reward yourself for your efforts. Why not come on down to my cellar and take advantage of my low, low prices.


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 00:48:36 [Preview] No.317483 del
I have an online meeting in 12 minutes, which means it's longneck of stout o'clock.


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 00:52:28 [Preview] No.317484 del
schizofrenik tabletka


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 00:53:44 [Preview] No.317485 del
>>317484
no shortage of candidates...


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 01:04:45 [Preview] No.317486 del
>>317483
Have one for me as well.


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 01:06:11 [Preview] No.317487 del
>>317482
>the salt in his "Flavortown"
Is this like Chris putting "navy" into Fanta?


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 01:08:28 [Preview] No.317488 del
>>317486
nearly dunked my headset microphone in it


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 01:13:09 [Preview] No.317489 del
>>317478
Have a wank instead.


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 01:14:31 [Preview] No.317490 del
>>317488
It wanted it!


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 01:20:41 [Preview] No.317491 del
Did that wagieNEET vomit or not then?
I hate these unfinished sagas.


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 01:29:23 [Preview] No.317492 del
>>317491
He needed to empty suddenly. Work demands and a lack of goon in his system.


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 01:36:26 [Preview] No.317493 del
Having a feed pack in the lunch room
Was overhearing the CTO and others discussing latest Bitcoin trends. Makes me butthurt that I’m poor and shit with money


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 01:38:54 [Preview] No.317494 del
>>317493
>Was overhearing the CTO
Have you discussed switching over that mobile number?


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 01:40:22 [Preview] No.317495 del
sufficiently flavourtowned

caught up on news

dealing with an unhinged schitzo poster on 4can

still much commotion and tree lopping and banging going on at my house. fark


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 01:43:35 [Preview] No.317496 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=4jwUXV4QaTw [Embed]


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 01:44:43 [Preview] No.317497 del
>>317495
>dealing with an unhinged schitzo poster on 4can
How, giving him support?


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 01:50:18 [Preview] No.317498 del
>>317497
>tfw nuro confuses his monitor with his mirror again


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 01:51:03 [Preview] No.317499 del
>>317496
This video is very good so far. Not bullshit that this shows x and y type of videos.


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 02:10:15 [Preview] No.317500 del
>>317497
no someone is just repeatedly posting screenshots of shitty posts of his that were deleted

accusing us that are cleaning his shit up as being cancerous and everyone that hates his shit as being me ....

litteraly frenchie behaviour


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 02:15:43 [Preview] No.317501 del
>>317481
Just another cunt of a day and getting harassed because I do other people's jobs making everything easier for everyone.
It was just a support worker wanting to be pulled off shifts from a client.
It's someone else's client but the worker...


Can't remember what I was on about when I typed that.
Settlement cleared.


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 02:18:05 [Preview] No.317502 del
>>317501
>Settlement cleared.
Congratulations!


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 02:19:34 [Preview] No.317503 del
My phone just rang, it wasnt the number of my GP so I ignored it, now I'm thinking it may have been my psychologist, oh well she will either call back from the doctors office or not


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 02:30:30 [Preview] No.317504 del
>>317500
Imagine accusing everyone that hates that shit of being the same person!


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 02:33:23 [Preview] No.317505 del
>>317503
>oh well she will either call back from the doctors office or not
No they won't. If they're organising an appointment there is typically one call. Unless the issue is urgent (i.e. you will die in 24-48 hours they aren't going to contact you again).


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 02:34:08 [Preview] No.317506 del
Especially if it is a public one.


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 02:34:29 [Preview] No.317507 del
>>317504
i know rite !


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 02:36:32 [Preview] No.317508 del


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 02:42:42 [Preview] No.317509 del
>>317501
>Settlement cleared.
Good news. Well done.


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 02:44:44 [Preview] No.317510 del
>>317508
thats how the saying goes


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 02:45:09 [Preview] No.317511 del
>Best A mentioned by name

no suprises there

https://www.studyfinds.org/sewage-samples-party-pills/


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 02:47:38 [Preview] No.317512 del
>>317507
I bet a shitcunt like that compulsively namefags too.


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 03:07:26 [Preview] No.317513 del
>>317512
trip you mong


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 03:07:58 [Preview] No.317514 del
>>317511
I can imagine they use these test to determine where they put those horrible basic cards in those areas.


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 03:14:44 [Preview] No.317515 del
>>317514
Probably not though on reflection because I can imagine rampant cocaine use in the CBD of every capital city.


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 03:22:12 [Preview] No.317516 del
>>317514
wonder how thats all going, locals would be fuming being stuck with that shit while everyone gets a free pass due to covid leel


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 03:26:02 [Preview] No.317517 del
>>317513
This board was always for namefagging.


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 03:44:30 [Preview] No.317518 del
I have autism. What do?


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 03:45:59 [Preview] No.317519 del
>>317518
Post bulge.


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 03:46:07 [Preview] No.317520 del
>>317518
do poo


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 03:47:15 [Preview] No.317521 del


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 03:47:27 [Preview] No.317522 del
>>317518
Post bulge while do poo pic


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 03:47:58 [Preview] No.317523 del
NEETMIND


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 03:50:11 [Preview] No.317524 del
This book was recommended on Tiktok and it seems pretty interesting so far. Not very scientific as it focuses on the behaviour but I can seem some parallels to my life.


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 03:50:17 [Preview] No.317525 del
Hmmmmmmmm
Turns out if you call someone an anus fingering motherfucker on whirlpool they ban you and delete the post.


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 03:51:44 [Preview] No.317526 del
>>317525
>whirlpool they ban you and delete the post
Post the thread.


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 03:52:41 [Preview] No.317527 del
>>317526
Only if you post bulge.


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 03:53:04 [Preview] No.317528 del
>>317524
>As parents, they pass down this fear of vulnerable emotions to their children. In such families, the saying “I’ll give you something to cry about” is a common parental response to an upset child.


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 03:53:40 [Preview] No.317529 del
>>317524
I might give that a read.
My parents were incredibly cold people so I repaid them by rejecting them completely as a adult.


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 03:54:39 [Preview] No.317530 del
>>317524
Looks interesting I will read it.


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 03:56:10 [Preview] No.317531 del
>>317529
>by rejecting them completely as a adult.
This book is pretty much about this so far.

>>317530
It has many interesting stories. I don't connect with all of them but a few examples I see myself in.


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 03:58:08 [Preview] No.317532 del
>>317518
own the look


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 03:59:54 [Preview] No.317533 del
>>317531
>tfw no feels


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 04:07:43 [Preview] No.317534 del
>>317533
>More emotionally mature people, on the other hand, experience time as a series of connected, self-aware moments. If they regret something they did, it continues to travel through time with them, attached to them by an emotion like shame or guilt. If they think about doing something risky in the future, they feel linked to what might happen and may choose to do something different.


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 04:08:16 [Preview] No.317535 del
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NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 04:08:42 [Preview] No.317536 del
>They perceive that
the best solution is to grow up quickly and become self-sufficient.
>These children become competent beyond their years but lonely at their core.
>They often jump into adulthood prematurely, getting jobs as soon as they can, becoming sexually active, marrying early, or joining the service
This cunts been spying on me


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 04:09:28 [Preview] No.317537 del
>>317535
Duck you


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 04:09:34 [Preview] No.317538 del
>>317535
Be careful NEET. That Mallard will do it.


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 04:11:01 [Preview] No.317539 del
>>317536
>This cunts been spying on me
Lindsay has been watching you.


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 04:13:33 [Preview] No.317540 del
Any other NEETs get the weird feeling when you're sick that you're faking it even when you know you're not?


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 04:18:16 [Preview] No.317541 del
>>317540
To some degree. Depends on the issue.

I have been more irritated by people not respecting the boundary that being sick or in one case in hospital, means do not contact me and then later getting upset that I question why they did it.


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 04:20:30 [Preview] No.317542 del
>>317541
I think i know what you mean,them forcing themselves on you when you need alone/healing time sort of thing?


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 04:27:32 [Preview] No.317543 del


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 04:28:08 [Preview] No.317544 del
>>317542
>them forcing themselves on you when you need alone/healing time sort of thing?
Yes. At the time I did not realise this fact though. Probably depends on how well you know and if this is normal.


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 04:33:28 [Preview] No.317545 del
beeen reading this the past few days... bout a guy who walked around australia 100 years ago....its pretty good


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 04:33:57 [Preview] No.317546 del
>>317544
My family was like that,them putting on a show of how much they care was more important than me saying "can you leave me alone".


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 04:36:16 [Preview] No.317547 del
This is quite an interesting and a little scary read.
Cheers to the NEET who posted it.


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 04:37:10 [Preview] No.317548 del
>>317547
Good to hear you are enjoying. I was suspect of it a the start but have skimmed through about 100 pages.


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 04:39:45 [Preview] No.317549 del
>>317548
>skimmed


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 04:39:51 [Preview] No.317550 del
>>317548
I can't agree with all of it but there's definitely some food for thought there.


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 04:41:43 [Preview] No.317551 del
>>317545
Looks pretty interesting.


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 04:46:15 [Preview] No.317552 del
>>317549
Food for thought.


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 04:48:39 [Preview] No.317553 del
I'm off to Coles, does anybody need anything?


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 04:50:48 [Preview] No.317554 del
>>317553
Nothing thank you, but thank you for asking.


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 04:51:37 [Preview] No.317555 del
>>317553
30kg of Etherium please


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 04:54:01 [Preview] No.317556 del
>>317553
30kg eggs please


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 04:54:49 [Preview] No.317557 del
>>317555
which aisle is that in?


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 04:54:59 [Preview] No.317558 del
>>317553
30kg is race war please.


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 04:55:53 [Preview] No.317559 del
Selling toilet paper rolls.


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 04:57:51 [Preview] No.317560 del
>>317557
Probably in the toilet paper aisle would be my guess.


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 04:59:07 [Preview] No.317561 del
Remember this time last year?


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 05:00:32 [Preview] No.317562 del
>>317561
No. I was drunk.


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 05:01:16 [Preview] No.317563 del
>>317558
Race war is on sale at IGA at the moment.
20% off all niggers.


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 06:52:18 [Preview] No.317564 del
>>317561
Certainly not.


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 06:53:18 [Preview] No.317565 del
Cock and arse.


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 06:57:48 [Preview] No.317566 del
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NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 06:57:56 [Preview] No.317567 del
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The Colonel is selling a bucket of popcorn chicken for $10.


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 07:00:24 [Preview] No.317568 del
>>317567
Need for feed.


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 07:00:31 [Preview] No.317569 del
>>317567
A certain NEET on another board made a meal to feed two people for $10...


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 07:00:40 [Preview] No.317570 del
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>>317567
Upsize neet


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 07:01:22 [Preview] No.317571 del
>>317569
His would be more pleasurable to feed on.


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 07:01:48 [Preview] No.317572 del
Bucket of popcorn chicken is going straight to the arse.


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 07:15:05 [Preview] No.317573 del
Australia had a problem with MSG but why doesn't Australia address the issue of adding buckets of salt into food?

I think the main reason I have been disliking KFC more is because of how salty it is to give is flavour.


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 07:16:07 [Preview] No.317574 del
>>317573
take a week off kfc and then have it again.. you'll feel crook as a dog afterward


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 07:16:38 [Preview] No.317575 del
>>317574
Truth.


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 07:21:41 [Preview] No.317576 del
got some shit done today.
feelsgoodman


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 07:32:04 [Preview] No.317577 del
>>317576
Please go on.


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 07:33:51 [Preview] No.317578 del
>>317575
>>317574
>>317573
I had some fast food a few years ago. I hadn't had any for maybe a decade before that. I felt quite sick before I had even finished. I don't how people manage to eat that stuff often.


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 07:52:42 [Preview] No.317579 del
B..boong penis?


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 07:52:56 [Preview] No.317580 del
Betterment but at what cost?


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 07:53:04 [Preview] No.317581 del
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Crocs are having a sale. 30% off sitewide. Free shipping over $55 too. I just picked up another couple of pairs.

A good opportunity for some of you NEETs to get in on a good thing.

crocsaustralia.com.au


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 07:53:26 [Preview] No.317582 del
IT'S ALIVE !!!


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 07:53:32 [Preview] No.317583 del
Fucking site lost my post.


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 07:54:04 [Preview] No.317584 del
>>317581
Very tempting.


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 07:54:33 [Preview] No.317585 del


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 07:54:48 [Preview] No.317586 del
>>317583
Was it a good post?


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 07:55:18 [Preview] No.317587 del
I bet the Hungarian got buttered bread in the server again


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 07:56:42 [Preview] No.317588 del
Home from rage city. Spent the afternoon pulling my hair out troubleshooting something only to turn out the fucking developers had skipped some of the parameters of a certain function in their documentation.
Hungry. Need to find some easy to go snacks for for when I'm hungry and too lazy to cook. All I can think of is nuts.
Off to the grocery warehouse. Gonna buy some condoms too. That milf has improved my outlook at getting some bussy in the near future.
Slept well, happy about my sleep and energy levels after only 6.5 standoes. If I can keep this up without any weekend benders things will be alright.
Only mints so far today.

>>317494
There's an automated way to do it. She will need to buy activate a pre-paid SIM first however.

>>317501
Well done! Commune secured!


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 07:57:15 [Preview] No.317589 del
I was hoping that the beginning of autumn would mean cooler weather for the start of the semester. I had several very nice outfits picked out for the cooler weather. Unfortunately it is still quite hot next week. I won't be able to wear my new clothes just yet.
I am intending to start the Autumn Offensive for GF2021. This will involve approaching and talking to one (1) girl each weekday until a gf is obtained. I have never done this at all but I am reaching the point of no return in my life.
Any advice is welcome.


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 07:57:45 [Preview] No.317590 del
>>317586
I retyped it in a lower quality form: >>317589


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 07:58:53 [Preview] No.317591 del
>>317588
She needs the bussy.


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 07:59:42 [Preview] No.317593 del
>>317590
My advice would be to maybe just talk to the girls with no gf-prospecting in mind and see how it goes.
No offence but chris-chan did the one a day thing


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 08:00:10 [Preview] No.317594 del
Going to the local for one (1) or two (2) schoons. Celebrating my lack of hangover by drinking.


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 08:00:55 [Preview] No.317595 del
>>317588
Whose nuts are you thinking about?


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 08:01:48 [Preview] No.317596 del
>>317594
Good plan.


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 08:02:06 [Preview] No.317597 del
>>317595
deez nutz


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 08:02:47 [Preview] No.317598 del
>>317592
Is she playing with her boobs?


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 08:06:09 [Preview] No.317599 del
>>317593
>My advice
Okay, so just in a friendly sort of way?
>one a day thing
Hopefully I fare a bit better.


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 08:07:45 [Preview] No.317600 del
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NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 08:08:57 [Preview] No.317601 del
>>317599
>just in a friendly sort of way?
Yeah, get some practice in and you'll come across better too.
Women are like cats,if you freak them out they hiss,claw you and run away.


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 08:11:50 [Preview] No.317602 del
I got a box of old blind-mans canes from the junk jews. I'm sorting thru them now.

I kinda wish I got to use one TBH.


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 08:13:27 [Preview] No.317603 del
>>317600
>No possums were harmed in the harvesting of these nuts


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 08:13:38 [Preview] No.317604 del
I hate women.


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 08:14:42 [Preview] No.317605 del
Women aren't even real.


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 08:16:19 [Preview] No.317606 del
All women are goblins.


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 08:16:37 [Preview] No.317607 del
>>317601
Okay, thanks.


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 08:17:02 [Preview] No.317608 del
>>317603
I would eat Possums dark chocolate almond nuts.


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 08:18:19 [Preview] No.317609 del
>>317607
Good luck with it mate,all we can do is try.


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 08:18:54 [Preview] No.317610 del
Goblin women may or may not be real and may or may not be hated.


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 08:19:01 [Preview] No.317611 del
Considering a choof


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 08:20:09 [Preview] No.317612 del
Amerigoblins.


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 08:20:28 [Preview] No.317613 del
>>317610
>may or may not be hated.
There is no question about my hatred for them.


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 08:21:14 [Preview] No.317614 del
Arsegremlins?


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 08:22:34 [Preview] No.317615 del
>>317614
*arseGNOMES


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 08:23:33 [Preview] No.317616 del
>>317602
Why did you buy blind man canes?


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 08:24:27 [Preview] No.317617 del
>>317594
So it begins.


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 08:24:53 [Preview] No.317618 del
>>317600
Where do I buy them?


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 08:25:00 [Preview] No.317619 del
>>317570
I'm looking forwards to a big kfc and cheesecake binge tomorrow.


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 08:25:13 [Preview] No.317620 del
>>317611
Have a wank instead.


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 08:25:30 [Preview] No.317621 del


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 08:25:36 [Preview] No.317622 del
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I am still shockingly sober.


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 08:26:03 [Preview] No.317623 del
>>317610
Yet gnomes are adored here.


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 08:26:39 [Preview] No.317624 del
>>317592
>bussy
Do neets here even understand what that word means anymore? If not, they could be in for quite a surprise when they sell theirs own brokestraightboys.com


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 08:27:17 [Preview] No.317625 del
>>317623
Gnomes provide all sorts of useful arse related functions.
Goblins just spit and reeee and pee on your doorstep.


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 08:30:19 [Preview] No.317626 del
>>317624
>brokestraightboys.com
One of the worst memes ever attempted to be forced here.


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 08:32:01 [Preview] No.317627 del
No one will pay for NEET arse anyway.


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 08:32:29 [Preview] No.317628 del
>>317627
Too many of them are giving it out for free.


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 08:35:19 [Preview] No.317629 del
>>317626
I agree. I prefer the 'bad homes' meme and that was terrible.


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 08:35:42 [Preview] No.317630 del
>>317628
Nuro alone causes hyperinflation.


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 08:36:59 [Preview] No.317631 del
>>317630
That's kinky


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 08:38:29 [Preview] No.317632 del
>>317630
He must have misunderstood the phrase "blow job" if they're inflating.


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 08:38:30 [Preview] No.317633 del
Wombo wombo wombo stew!


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 08:39:12 [Preview] No.317634 del
>>317629
Bad Homes was a top tier meme. You must be from a bad home and don't like the reminder.


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 08:39:22 [Preview] No.317635 del
DEATH TO AMERICA


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 08:40:23 [Preview] No.317636 del


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 08:40:31 [Preview] No.317637 del
>>317626
If only it were just a meme.


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 08:40:57 [Preview] No.317638 del
>>317634
Low quality post.


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 08:41:04 [Preview] No.317639 del
>>317634
This. It triggers badly raised neets.


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 08:41:34 [Preview] No.317640 del
>>317622
Large glass.


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 08:41:34 [Preview] No.317641 del
>>317571
Especially if he fed it to us.


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 08:41:59 [Preview] No.317642 del
>>317608
We all would neet.


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 08:42:18 [Preview] No.317643 del
>“I have it all,” they’re likely to say. “I should be happy. Why do I feel so miserable?” This is the classic confusion of a person whose physical needs were met in childhood while emotional needs remained unfulfilled.


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 08:42:36 [Preview] No.317644 del
>>317636
A good meme.


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 08:42:56 [Preview] No.317645 del
>>317640
I have diversified my portfolio in these troubled economic times.


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 08:44:25 [Preview] No.317646 del
>>317643
That's food for thought.


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 08:44:58 [Preview] No.317647 del
>>317645
Smart NEET.


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 08:45:31 [Preview] No.317648 del


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 08:46:32 [Preview] No.317649 del
My parents ticked all the boxes for rejecting parents.
Fuckers.


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 08:46:41 [Preview] No.317650 del
Diversified my arse portfolio.


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 08:46:49 [Preview] No.317651 del
751


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 08:47:47 [Preview] No.317652 del
I failed the learners test. What do?


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 08:47:58 [Preview] No.317653 del
Diverse portable NEET arses


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 08:48:41 [Preview] No.317654 del
>>317652
Get an electric bike


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 08:49:19 [Preview] No.317655 del
>>317654
Well bantered.


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 08:49:36 [Preview] No.317656 del
>>317653
boynapped


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 08:50:06 [Preview] No.317657 del
>>317634
I am from a bad home but I still consider it a bad meme. I don't know how you can come from a good home and still end up here.


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 08:50:39 [Preview] No.317658 del
>>317652
Try again.


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 08:50:46 [Preview] No.317659 del
>>317657
NEETs that deny that are delusional about their bad home status.


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 08:51:22 [Preview] No.317660 del
The semester doesn't start until Monday.
One of my courses just published the first week of lectures. I am about to start watching the first.


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 08:51:30 [Preview] No.317661 del
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NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 08:53:00 [Preview] No.317662 del
The Commune shall give us all a good home.


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 08:53:08 [Preview] No.317663 del
>>317649
I know that feel. They destroyed me.


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 08:55:37 [Preview] No.317664 del
>>317663
I kind of don't mind who I am now but it took a long time to get there.


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 08:56:28 [Preview] No.317665 del
>>317664
I have not gotten anywhere yet. I am still lost and adrift.


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 08:57:49 [Preview] No.317666 del
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NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 08:57:50 [Preview] No.317667 del


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 08:58:25 [Preview] No.317668 del
I head from the local to my new gook lady
Masked milf lass at the IGA
Buy a pack of smokes like the real NEET shady
Bad homes, thats fine, but never gay
Bought no beers no more degradey
Found the way, what to say, been days since a big fuckin cum spray! Hey!
A dart on the balc, dating app, find a new lady
Mang, aint this shit crayzeee


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 08:59:12 [Preview] No.317669 del
Your life is not destroyed until it is gaped.


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 08:59:30 [Preview] No.317670 del
>>317665
Hang in there m8,If they gave you nothing then you need to find your own path.


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 08:59:48 [Preview] No.317671 del
>>317668
Well rhymed.


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 09:00:37 [Preview] No.317672 del
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lord nuro is back

felt like arse today, tried to have a sicky but there was noise and shit everyhwhere, never going to take statins again, went to the beach and could not think straight, leveled out a bit

had a minor serving of goon and a ciggy

home, had a long bath with epsom salts, exfoliated with baking soda trimmed body hair, no pill tonight just rest

roast in oven, get paid multiple times tomorrow, gonna make tomorrow and the weekend count and not bingenext week into dust


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 09:00:47 [Preview] No.317673 del
>>317668
The rhyming is a little off but still 8/10


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 09:01:13 [Preview] No.317674 del
>>317672
I feel like I would fall into the bad with you and never be able to get out.


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 09:01:25 [Preview] No.317675 del
>>317668
Say the pray >>317018


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 09:02:16 [Preview] No.317676 del


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 09:02:29 [Preview] No.317677 del
>>317672
Hi Nuro.


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 09:02:37 [Preview] No.317678 del
>>317672
Evening Nuro. Your bed looks based.


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 09:02:52 [Preview] No.317679 del
>>317674
no i am just approaching my mid 30s, my body is failing and i cant handle the psyop anymore


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 09:03:31 [Preview] No.317680 del
>tfw rejected by nuro


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 09:04:27 [Preview] No.317681 del
>>317679
>psyop


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 09:04:36 [Preview] No.317682 del
>>317677
hi, its not my fault

>>317678
i did actually change my sheets today, i have been too monged and spilling shit on them every second day for fuck sake, i miss the cold weatherna d my black bearskins


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 09:06:00 [Preview] No.317683 del
>>317681
>cyclops


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 09:06:51 [Preview] No.317684 del
>>317679
Nuro you need to start exercising.


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 09:07:19 [Preview] No.317685 del
>>317683
Very well bantered.


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 09:07:55 [Preview] No.317686 del
>>317685
>banter


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 09:09:27 [Preview] No.317687 del
>>317679
>i am just approaching my mid 30s,
You are approaching them from the wrong direction I think.


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 09:10:22 [Preview] No.317688 del
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NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 09:10:43 [Preview] No.317689 del
>>317686
Because his bed throwover has many one eyes. A cyclops has one eye.


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 09:11:30 [Preview] No.317690 del
I'm aiming for a lifestyle more akin to Webbies by the time I'm 30 but I feel I'm slipping down a path to lead me to something more akin to Nuros lifestyle


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 09:11:39 [Preview] No.317691 del
>>317689
So does a penis.
Hmmmmmmmm....


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NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 09:13:08 [Preview] No.317693 del
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The guards will not let me in to tonights Council meeting, how will I experience all the depravities it has to offer?


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 09:13:41 [Preview] No.317694 del
So I went to the local maccas two or three weeks back, and placed my order through the intercom. All good no problems. Pulled up to the window and the person taking the orders was a Muslim girl in a full black burqa. Now I'm not racist, but I was quite surprised. But I didn't say anything, just took my order and left.

Then last night I went to Hungry Jacks to pick up one of those burgers there were advertising. Pulled my order thru the intercom and drove up to the window. But surprisingly it was a again a Muslim in a burqa, but instead of black she was wearing a pink burqa. Her eyes and voice were the same, so I asked:

"didn't you work at McDonald's?"

She was taken aback, but she responded: "yeah"

"So why you working at Hungry Jacks, and why are you wearing a different burqa?"

She goes coz the burqas are better at hungry jacks


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 09:14:05 [Preview] No.317695 del
>>317693
Just whip a doomsday suit on and you'll be fine.


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 09:14:06 [Preview] No.317696 del
>>317693
You need to give them the secret handshake.
Your hand must be under their robes


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 09:14:48 [Preview] No.317697 del
>>317694
Faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaark
I kek'd


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 09:15:24 [Preview] No.317698 del


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 09:16:08 [Preview] No.317699 del
>>317694
Hearty kek


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 09:16:32 [Preview] No.317701 del
>>317694
Ba doom pa tsk.


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 09:17:16 [Preview] No.317702 del
>be me
>be 23
>be NEET
>never worked
>no driver license
>no education
>no GF
>5 year basement dweller
how fucked am I?


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 09:17:50 [Preview] No.317703 del
>>317702
>23
You're fine.


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 09:18:30 [Preview] No.317704 del
>>317702
You're fucked now m8 but tommorow is a new day.
Make a plan and take small steps, you can get there.


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 09:18:38 [Preview] No.317705 del
>>317681
what is globalhomo ?


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 09:18:38 [Preview] No.317706 del
Nuro and Monk are actually the same NEET, just at different times.


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 09:18:58 [Preview] No.317707 del
>>317702
You can turn it around mate. I'm in the process of doing that and I'm older than you, we're all gonna make it.


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 09:19:06 [Preview] No.317708 del
>>317659
SOME neets here are refusing to check their good home privilege. Not mentioning any names.


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 09:19:14 [Preview] No.317709 del
Nuro we are going to discuss plans for your death similar to the Queens plan for when she dies at the meeting tonight.


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 09:19:41 [Preview] No.317710 del


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 09:19:50 [Preview] No.317711 del
>>317660
You ever find that watching them in the library makes for less distractions?


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 09:20:09 [Preview] No.317712 del
>>317702
You'll be fine. Get on the dole or youth allowance, try to get a job near public transport. Pick packing is a good bet with no experience.
There are some charities that give driving lessons for free if you're broke iirc. I was going to donate my car to one when I eventually upgraded if it weren't for the crash.
Do a tafe course or something. Moping in your basement won't help at all.

t. full time wagie moping in his 1 bedroom flat


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 09:20:41 [Preview] No.317713 del
>>317708
NEETs from good homes don't exist.


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 09:20:53 [Preview] No.317714 del
>>317708
Mention the names, you know you want to.


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 09:21:37 [Preview] No.317715 del
Actually if you're over 21 you don't need to rack up any hours for a license, at least not in Victoria. Get mummybot to give you some lessons.

>>317708
Name them and shame them


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 09:21:46 [Preview] No.317716 del
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>>317709
I hope it's after the band and dancing girls


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 09:21:55 [Preview] No.317717 del
>>317712
He needs some quality Venetians in his life.


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 09:22:04 [Preview] No.317718 del
I wish basements were a lot more common here.


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 09:22:19 [Preview] No.317719 del
>>317708
I know exactly who you are talking about.


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 09:22:44 [Preview] No.317720 del
>>317716
It is.


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 09:23:05 [Preview] No.317721 del
>>317711
Yeah, gets me in the right frame of mind too.


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 09:23:06 [Preview] No.317722 del
>>317717
The venetians giveth, the venetians taketh away.


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 09:24:02 [Preview] No.317723 del
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>>317716
Nah, the card game is after that.


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 09:24:10 [Preview] No.317724 del
Someone compile a list of good home NEETs. I need to know where I stand.


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 09:25:04 [Preview] No.317725 del
>>317713
I was raised in a good home. But a proper upbringing is no match for the power of autism.


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 09:25:13 [Preview] No.317726 del
I would also like to raise a motion to allow interpretive samurai sword dancing at the meeting.


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 09:25:43 [Preview] No.317727 del
>>317716
I knew a girl who had a fetish for gas masks. I could never fucking understand it. It's just weird.


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 09:26:11 [Preview] No.317728 del
>>317725
>I was raised in a good home
I'm sorry to break it to you, but you don't exist.


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 09:26:23 [Preview] No.317729 del
>>317724
I bet Cruisey came from a good home.


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 09:26:24 [Preview] No.317730 del
>>317723
Me on the left.


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 09:27:15 [Preview] No.317731 del
>>317724
I bet sperg comes from a good home.


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 09:27:54 [Preview] No.317732 del
Off to the gym.


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 09:28:11 [Preview] No.317733 del
I heard NK sometimes comes in good homes.


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 09:28:21 [Preview] No.317734 del
>>317732
Good luck.


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 09:28:55 [Preview] No.317735 del
>>317718
I've been looking at property in the 310k range.
There seems to be a fair few in the around with them.
I could've just bought the comfy falling apart life, and be set.
Wagielyf just makes more wagielyf.
Now I need a 30k car.


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 09:29:04 [Preview] No.317736 del
>>317729
A decent home but I reckon his grand parents would have been povo hard cunts which influenced his parents

>>317731
For sure. I can just imagine their nice family home Doncaster with a small brick fence.

Shitey obviously came from a good home. Now weber, thats a hard home to judge.


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 09:29:31 [Preview] No.317737 del
>>317728
You leave nonexistentNEET alone.


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 09:29:42 [Preview] No.317738 del
>>317733
I heard those are the best for him.


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 09:30:07 [Preview] No.317739 del
>>317729
I bet your mother loved you, you little faggot.


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 09:30:48 [Preview] No.317740 del
>>317725
Can a hovel be a good home?


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 09:30:57 [Preview] No.317741 del
>>317728
Yes, non-existence might explain why I don't have any friends and nobody ever talks to me. It would explain a lot.


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 09:30:57 [Preview] No.317742 del
>>317726
Fuck. That's tonight. I'm not ready.


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 09:31:29 [Preview] No.317743 del
>>317739
That was an odd reaction.


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 09:31:59 [Preview] No.317744 del
>8:30
Somehow I need to stay up another 90 minutes or so.


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 09:32:08 [Preview] No.317746 del
>>317736
>thats a hard home to judge.
Weber and Possum come from good homes, but think they are bad.


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 09:32:08 [Preview] No.317745 del
>>317741
You exist to us m8.


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 09:32:30 [Preview] No.317747 del
>>317743
Typical badhomeNEET.


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 09:33:05 [Preview] No.317748 del
THURSDAY NIGHT IN ADELAIDE


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 09:33:13 [Preview] No.317749 del
>>317742
You can show a demo tonight, but we will expect you wearing a kimono.


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 09:33:27 [Preview] No.317750 del


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 09:34:22 [Preview] No.317751 del
>>317749
The fans will give me papercuts.


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 09:34:32 [Preview] No.317752 del
>>317748
Correct. We play the song.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=9v6u9pNADH4 [Embed]


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 09:34:47 [Preview] No.317753 del
Rejection isn't abuse.


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 09:34:56 [Preview] No.317754 del
>>317742
You're gonna be in big trouble neet, kek I'm going to enjoy watching what they do to you.


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 09:36:00 [Preview] No.317755 del
>>317752
I need a new laptop, I cant watch youtube.
It keeps auto pressing play/pause.


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 09:36:34 [Preview] No.317756 del
>>317753
Emotionally abusive parenting is.


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 09:37:21 [Preview] No.317757 del
>>317755
plug in an external mouse and disable the track pad, you troglodyte


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 09:39:29 [Preview] No.317759 del
>>317758
>* Separately Fenced Holding Yards
Those would be handy for the nameless NEETs


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 09:42:13 [Preview] No.317760 del


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 09:43:21 [Preview] No.317761 del
I could've bought the commune but I lost all my money in buttcoins.


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 09:43:39 [Preview] No.317762 del
>>317757
There was a mouse in already.
I couldn't work out how to disable the touchpad but turned the sensitivity of it down.
It hasn't done it yet.


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 09:44:23 [Preview] No.317763 del
Nuro needs to visit SA and teach Cruisey his hacker skills by installing Linux Mint


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 09:44:33 [Preview] No.317764 del
>>317756
I don't know what that means.


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 09:44:49 [Preview] No.317765 del
>>317759
I'd brand them, and shear a few.


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 09:45:47 [Preview] No.317766 del
>>317764
It's when your parents call you a cunt and pee in your face.


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 09:46:24 [Preview] No.317767 del
>>317763
He told me how to do it but I didn't understand the steps involved.
download the distro, sounds like nurowav3 mong speak.


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 09:47:40 [Preview] No.317768 del
>>317766
You must've done something really bad.


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 09:47:49 [Preview] No.317769 del
>>317759
You monster! The neet council will hear of this, don't think they won't.


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 09:47:59 [Preview] No.317770 del
Buy a macbook
I'm not joking
Refinance the house


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 09:48:18 [Preview] No.317771 del
>>317761
Should've invested it all in blue chip bussy.


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 09:48:50 [Preview] No.317772 del
It started play/pausing again.
It didn't work.


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 09:49:34 [Preview] No.317773 del
Wizzy better not fuck it up.


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 09:50:20 [Preview] No.317774 del
>>317772
open device manager and disable the bits you don't want


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 09:51:12 [Preview] No.317775 del
Paranoia Jones, creepin' through the venetians.
They can all see you.


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 09:51:21 [Preview] No.317776 del
>>317762
> how to disable the touchpad
cant you simply do that in the bios?


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 09:51:48 [Preview] No.317777 del
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QUADS AN TUMMURRAHZ GONNA BE A BEDDA DAY FOR ALLYA NEETS


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 09:52:21 [Preview] No.317778 del
>>317773
Trust the Wizzy


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 09:52:31 [Preview] No.317779 del
>>317777
Good one Wizzy


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 09:53:03 [Preview] No.317780 del
>>317768
I drank from the dogs bowl without wanking him off first


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 09:53:47 [Preview] No.317781 del
>>317780
Bad neet


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 09:54:25 [Preview] No.317782 del
I'm drinking the bottled goon too fast because of all these good vibes

At least I completed my to-do list:

- Buy condoms
- Reply bumble girls


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 09:55:05 [Preview] No.317783 del
nihght lla


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 09:55:30 [Preview] No.317784 del
>>317782
>Reply bumble girls
I heard they can bee real nice.


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 09:55:41 [Preview] No.317785 del
The pillow mummybabushak got me from a high end linen shop beats the shit out of my $5 kmart pillows


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 09:56:05 [Preview] No.317786 del
>>317783
slxp wokk


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 09:57:23 [Preview] No.317787 del


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 09:57:34 [Preview] No.317788 del
>>317783
ghni te


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 09:58:18 [Preview] No.317789 del
>>317785
Sounds like a violent pillow,bet it came from a bad home.


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 09:58:28 [Preview] No.317790 del
>>317771
It's dividends decrease as it's market age increase.


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 09:58:44 [Preview] No.317791 del
>>317777
Thanks Wizzy.


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 09:59:26 [Preview] No.317792 del
>>317783
Goon night NEET. Sleep tight.


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 10:02:15 [Preview] No.317793 del
My cheeks have become warm from the quick onset of goon.
My slight gook heritage shining brightly.


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 10:04:08 [Preview] No.317794 del
Reading that bad parents book has made me realise i should be nicer to my cat.


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 10:05:31 [Preview] No.317795 del
>>317793
You needed it!


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 10:05:52 [Preview] No.317796 del
>>317794
Good NEET.


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 10:07:38 [Preview] No.317797 del
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>>317794
Kitty will appreciate it.


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 10:07:48 [Preview] No.317798 del
>>317796
He is an autism cat but I'm all he's got.


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 10:08:43 [Preview] No.317799 del
>>317794
I'm too scared to read it.
My old man was a small business owner and my Mum hated how he neglected family time, even though I always ruthlessly defended him after they divorced because he was doing what had to be done to bring home the bacon. Eventually we had what would be seen as a good home.
He was harsh on me to do well, because he came from a bad home.
"Work hard now, and take it easy for the rest of your life, or take it easy now and work hard for the rest of your life" he would say to me. I didn't listen.


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 10:10:40 [Preview] No.317801 del
>>317799
There's a section on parents like that.


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 10:12:51 [Preview] No.317802 del
I remember when I first told my mother I was covered in curry.

"No you're not!" she said back angrily.

How do you even respond to a person like that.


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>>317800
Of course she has no trouble dating ...


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 10:15:13 [Preview] No.317804 del
>>317803
She's a solid 6 tbh


NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 10:15:27 [Preview] No.317805 del
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