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NEET General #318 - Separately Fenced Holding Yards Edition NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 12:19:23 [Preview] No. 317907
We need to make the NEET Compound become a reality. Surely there is a rich NEET lurking out there who can fund it for us?

Old Thread: >>316894

NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 12:21:45 [Preview] No.317908 del
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SA Best A

NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 16:41:19 [Preview] No.317909 del
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finally some fucking top down weather

NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 18:12:22 [Preview] No.317911 del
Up and at em NEETS

NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 19:04:45 [Preview] No.317912 del
Morning neeties

NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 19:57:17 [Preview] No.317913 del
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NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 19:58:37 [Preview] No.317914 del
Good evening.

To you, fellas, as well.

NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 19:59:40 [Preview] No.317915 del
good evening cunts

NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 20:44:12 [Preview] No.317917 del

NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 20:44:55 [Preview] No.317918 del
Has anyone said anything about why the site was down last night Australian time?
I posted a message on the IRC but no one responded, is the bridge down?

NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 20:48:18 [Preview] No.317919 del
mordning all

Morning, Big Fella. I commented yesterday that I hadn't seen you in a while.

NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 20:55:53 [Preview] No.317921 del
Some electricity problems due to bad weather. The bridge went down with everything.

Hey fella. Yeah, I'm quite busy. Just too many things, and many not bright at all. It's getting late here and still have irl stuff to do. Not even one.

NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 21:08:10 [Preview] No.317922 del
Mordning NEET.

Thank you for clarification.

NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 21:08:41 [Preview] No.317923 del

NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 21:11:21 [Preview] No.317924 del
>Creep is spotted 'naked from the waist down' and pleasuring himself inside his parked Mercedes by disgusted residents on the Gold Coast

NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 21:12:51 [Preview] No.317925 del
>Why elite private school graduate who was allegedly stabbed by his mother in one Sydney's ritziest suburbs flew into a rampage at his dad's $5million inner city terrace
>>Hugo wasn't allowed to drink when taking diazepam medication, better known as Valium. When Hugo went to the doctor the next day for a prescription, he was refused the drug.
>>Wrongly under the impression his father had leftover medication at his house, Hugo then turned up out the front of his dad's home on the morning of December 27, the documents said.

NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 21:13:17 [Preview] No.317926 del
Having that chocolate brownie cheesecake from woolies I mentioned a few days ago. Not bad, but a bit dissappointing tbqh. I should've remembered I don't really like brownies.

NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 21:16:50 [Preview] No.317927 del
>Not bad, but a bit dissappointing tbqh
Perhaps it was made by someone who came from a bad home, as I remember you talking about taking it to a good home?

NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 21:17:23 [Preview] No.317928 del
The chocolate raspberry lava cakes I had last night weren't that special either.

NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 21:17:49 [Preview] No.317929 del
That was another neet, my romantic rival, trying to steal muh cheesecake.

NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 21:19:09 [Preview] No.317930 del
It is troubling that NEETs are having such poor experiences with pudding.

NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 21:20:53 [Preview] No.317931 del
It's because we're buying mass produced shit from supermarkets instead of getting them from boutique pudding makers.

NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 21:20:56 [Preview] No.317932 del
>'I wish I never inherited anything': Mother-of-four, 27, left £250,000 at the age of six from pensioner who cut his family out of his will says money ruined her life because people think she was the victim of sexual abuse
>>Now, Katie, from Kidderminster, Worcestershire, has spoken publicly for the first time and revealed how she wishes she never inherited the money as people still assume she's the victim of sexual abuse.
>>'It has wrecked my life and I've been in restaurants before and people have said I must have been sexually abused in order to have got the inheritance. That makes me feel disgusting and worthless.

NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 21:22:27 [Preview] No.317933 del
>boutique pudding makers.
I agree. There is a chocolate shop near me that making awesome chocolates you could have for pudding but I don't really have anything else near me.

NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 21:22:28 [Preview] No.317934 del
Was playing rocksmith using a bread loaf tab as a guitar pick, when it broke. Helga's just can't handle the raw power of def leppard.

NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 21:23:13 [Preview] No.317935 del
Submit a complaint to them about this issue.

NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 21:24:11 [Preview] No.317936 del
Was it another disgusting supermarket trollop from the baked goods section? Promising us unmatched sensual delights and instead just making us fat.

NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 21:24:23 [Preview] No.317937 del
Extremely based, the football player thought he could win when he picked the fight
>Trained MMA fighter says he was 'defending himself' in bar brawl which almost cost an Oklahoma football player his eye as he raises $40,000 to pay for legal and medical costs

NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 21:24:25 [Preview] No.317938 del
how would anybody even know she had an inheritance unless she told them?

NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 21:25:09 [Preview] No.317939 del
you could probably cut a heap of tabs out of an ice cream bucket
or, you know, buy some guitar picks

NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 21:25:13 [Preview] No.317940 del
It went to court and I am guessing there was a court case. I am guessing smallish or even bigger towns would have had the news spread like wildfire. It would juicy gossip that he cut his family out to pay this girl.

NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 21:26:13 [Preview] No.317941 del
Nah this was just in the freezer section.

NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 21:27:38 [Preview] No.317942 del
Whale seems to be offensive now
>Foul-mouthed father who fought his partner while drunkenly boarding a Tigerair flight before abusing hosties is fined $2,000 for the wild rant
>>He told one female 'fk you whe', leaving her fearful for her safety, court heard

NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 21:30:02 [Preview] No.317943 del
She's imagining things and after attention.

NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 21:30:11 [Preview] No.317944 del
I have guitar picks, I just can't find them. And don't tell me to clean up my room.

NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 21:30:42 [Preview] No.317945 del
I think when it comes to air services, it doesn't really matter what you said. Once somebody in the system takes issue with you, you're fucked.

NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 21:30:58 [Preview] No.317946 del
Clean up your room.

NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 21:32:09 [Preview] No.317947 del
>Student was not victim of racism for 'eating while black' at $80k Smith College and made up details that ruined the lives of four campus workers and led to controversial anti-bias training that employee resigned over

NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 21:32:21 [Preview] No.317948 del
I love violence.

NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 21:33:14 [Preview] No.317949 del
>you're fucked.

NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 21:33:52 [Preview] No.317950 del
The video is on crazyshit under one "worse than you" compilations. I cannot remember which one.

NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 21:34:15 [Preview] No.317951 del
Wash your penis.

NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 21:36:12 [Preview] No.317952 del
If someone paid $5 into the account would it be seen as a partial payment by the Queensland government
>Queensland's Deputy Premier RIPS UP the tax invoice for the $30million his state owes NSW for putting thousands through hotel quarantine

NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 21:37:24 [Preview] No.317953 del
Slightly too boonged, made it to the office on time though. Keep it at 6.5 standards or less from now on.

There was a collosal fuckup in the Maccas drive thru. Ordered a large mighty McMuffin meal. The guy fucked it up some how and said I could have it for free. Got a bit narky with the girl there who couldn’t figure it out. Ended up with a medium coffee instead of a large but I had to go.
Just squirting it out now.

NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 21:38:12 [Preview] No.317954 del
Mongdings NEET.

>Just squirting it out now.

NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 21:44:42 [Preview] No.317955 del
Take the breakfast cheesecake pill.

NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 21:53:14 [Preview] No.317956 del
>The foot of a missing Sydney businesswoman accused of swindling millions of dollars has been found months after she mysteriously vanished.

NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 21:55:04 [Preview] No.317957 del
So much for the police telling everybody two weeks ago she was still alive and being aided and abetted by others.

NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 21:55:58 [Preview] No.317958 del
I really thought she ran away. She must have jumped for freedom into the ocean.

NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 21:57:22 [Preview] No.317959 del
Suicide. no loss.

NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 21:59:00 [Preview] No.317961 del
First right thing she had done in some time I suspect.

NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 22:00:45 [Preview] No.317962 del

NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 22:11:03 [Preview] No.317964 del
now make a joke about her costing an arm and a leg

NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 22:22:52 [Preview] No.317965 del
>costing an arm and a leg
>>to be too expensive
>>>I want a new car that doesn't cost an arm and a leg.

NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 22:23:31 [Preview] No.317966 del
I forgot the article
>EXCLUSIVE: First his $300,000 Audi was seized, and now Melissa Caddick's DJ husband is forced to offload his beloved number plates - with a $479 asking price compared to the $20 million his wife 'rorted' from clients

NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 22:24:41 [Preview] No.317967 del
There is nothing lower in this world than fraud.

NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 22:25:08 [Preview] No.317968 del
Or really anything involving the manipulation of people. I don't give a fuck about them.

NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 22:30:37 [Preview] No.317969 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ltrMfT4Qz5Y [Embed]

NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 22:36:51 [Preview] No.317970 del
Fuckin still a bit boonged at work
My voice is deep and groggy, can’t focus well

NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 22:38:05 [Preview] No.317971 del
>My voice is deep and groggy
vocaroot it

NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 22:58:36 [Preview] No.317972 del
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Morning Neets.

Stoppped taking that fucking crestor (statin) can think clearly now should be functional today

boss is causually asking me to drive to deception bay later tonight for some obtuse opaque work realted reason, which means no friday afternoon drinks

i honestly dont think its do-able

NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 23:00:33 [Preview] No.317973 del
Nope, nothing worse than a horse thief.

NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 23:01:17 [Preview] No.317974 del
go to your gp and get another type of statin. One or another will be okay.

NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 23:05:33 [Preview] No.317975 del
i really dont think so m8 i did some research and crestor is the least lipid one to cross the blood brain barrier meant to the one with the least side effects

NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 23:09:46 [Preview] No.317976 del
i've been binge watching harry potter movies for the last 2 days
i cant stop send help

NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 23:11:20 [Preview] No.317977 del
>i honestly dont think its do-able
if you can't do one afternoon at will, you have a serious dependency problem

NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 23:17:43 [Preview] No.317978 del
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NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 23:19:21 [Preview] No.317979 del
You want some emma watson nudes?

NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 23:20:41 [Preview] No.317980 del
>at will
i dont fucking want to

NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 23:22:09 [Preview] No.317981 del
Nuro you need to go on a 6 week liver cleanse. No alcohol. Low fat, low sodium. No Mersey Valley, no flavourtown.

NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 23:25:24 [Preview] No.317982 del
It would just be more realistic for nuro to buy a new liver off a darknet marketplace.

NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 23:29:09 [Preview] No.317983 del
yes please i need some neuron activation

NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 23:35:32 [Preview] No.317984 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=NQ-lAp-pU9Q [Embed]

NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 23:35:42 [Preview] No.317985 del
>My voice is deep and groggy, can’t focus well
You need clean living.

NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 23:37:37 [Preview] No.317986 del
Morning Nuro.

>can think clearly now should be functional today
I hope you don't any impacts of it. Did your doctor tell you to do this?

NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 23:37:54 [Preview] No.317987 del
You are now a true neet.

NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 23:37:58 [Preview] No.317988 del
There is nothing wrong with this experience tbqh

NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 23:39:06 [Preview] No.317989 del
>6 week liver cleanse
i honestly dont think its do-able

NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 23:44:10 [Preview] No.317990 del
no generally if a doctor prescribes you meds and you get side effects (You) stop taking them

i dont think so either unless i get a ounce of weed and take a few weeks of work

NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 23:46:13 [Preview] No.317991 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Z1Vo_RbCD_8 [Embed]

NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 23:51:04 [Preview] No.317993 del
Good he was able to get out.

NEET 02/25/2021 (Thu) 23:51:21 [Preview] No.317994 del

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 00:02:51 [Preview] No.317995 del
That was a pretty powerful punch to knock the perspex window out like that.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 00:05:06 [Preview] No.317996 del
It was. I thought we were watching the tripping balls dude until that happened.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 00:06:46 [Preview] No.317997 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=IE1MwM_BrmI [Embed]
click and drag

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 00:10:00 [Preview] No.317998 del
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NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 00:13:35 [Preview] No.317999 del
Was the husband behind the theft and did he murder his wife?

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 00:14:36 [Preview] No.318000 del
nah, they're 99.9% certain it was all her handy work

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 00:14:49 [Preview] No.318001 del
That quite a find, Nuro. Where do you get these high quality memes?

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 00:16:36 [Preview] No.318003 del
her husband may be the motivation behind the crimes. I wonder what he knew about it.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 00:17:33 [Preview] No.318004 del
I'd believe it, Biden is as neocon as they get.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 00:21:41 [Preview] No.318005 del
the nuro discord

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 00:24:46 [Preview] No.318006 del
Oh it's 3D

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 00:26:03 [Preview] No.318007 del
Every day for some NEETs.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 00:30:00 [Preview] No.318008 del
Looks legit.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 00:32:21 [Preview] No.318009 del
>the nuro discord
Did you apologise to that person you made cry?

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 00:47:47 [Preview] No.318011 del
>African Australian
God damn I wish I didn't live in a dead corpse of a country.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 00:49:39 [Preview] No.318012 del
Elon Musk should start referring to himself as African-American.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 00:54:31 [Preview] No.318013 del
I should write to the headmaster, as an old scholar and ex-employee, voicing my disgust at them admitting niggers to the school.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 00:58:55 [Preview] No.318014 del
I just looked at my year 12 yearbook. Of 158 year 12 students, there was literally 1 half-asian girl, 3 wogs, and an exchange student from spain.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 00:58:58 [Preview] No.318015 del
What do they want to come from it, given the wide ranging ongoing issues about private schools in Australia?

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 01:00:16 [Preview] No.318016 del
Dunno. The beauty of private schools is they can decline to continue teaching a student for any reason they like.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 01:11:56 [Preview] No.318017 del
Buying and hodling today.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 01:12:46 [Preview] No.318018 del
Blue chip stocks?

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 01:12:58 [Preview] No.318019 del
>An unsupervised L-plater with the mental age of a five-year-old was doing a U-turn when she mounted a kerb and crashed into a Melbourne grandmother, a court has been told.

>The driver’s “profound” mental impairment meant she could not distinguish between money either by colours or figures, was not literate in any language and in one test could only recognise a human face.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 01:13:36 [Preview] No.318020 del
Not sure what to get into to be honest.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 01:14:09 [Preview] No.318021 del

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 01:16:17 [Preview] No.318022 del
Jesus Christ that second quote.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 01:19:51 [Preview] No.318023 del
No mention of age or race of the driver either. I am guessing an adult age negro.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 01:26:30 [Preview] No.318025 del
I more don't understand how they got her license at where she did the test. If they were that impaired, how did they pass the learners test. I am guessing they are going for the defence that they weren't capable. I hope they nail their ass because I am guessing there is probably a question in the test about telling staff about any disabilities. Probably some pozz policy at the car registry and they didn't want to offend them.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 01:28:08 [Preview] No.318026 del
Trouble is our law doesn't allow genuine retards to be prosecuted. So other than trying to get some information out of everybody at an inquest, nothing will happen.
It may well turn out that certain populations are just given a pass on their written test because failing them would be seen as racist.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 01:31:14 [Preview] No.318027 del
I think they are doing anything and everything to mitigate the damage.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 01:31:56 [Preview] No.318028 del
>So other than trying to get some information out of everybody at an inquest, nothing will happen.
Hopefully they never get their license again. I can imagine they will try to.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 01:33:15 [Preview] No.318029 del
>parenting training class
what the fuck is that

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 01:39:48 [Preview] No.318030 del
It was about 15-20 years ago I knew someone with Dementia and had been formally diagnosed in NSW by a geriatric doctor who a moderate to severe mental impairment. The Car Registry place at the time refused to take away their license.

We were told a story by a friend that one day they drove out a street full speed, didn't look, swerved their car while turning, almost causing two accidents on either side and then kept on driving. We were later told the doctor had a direct line to the Car Regsitry and couldn't be bothered. I think it's changed since then due to some high profile cases where people were on the road that shouldn't be and killed other drivers/passengers. I still don't understand why it took so long for them to be more proactive though.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 01:40:09 [Preview] No.318031 del
A filler subject that gives people "life skills".

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 01:41:31 [Preview] No.318032 del
Yeah they've introduced mandatory reporting for a range of things for doctors and psychologists and a few other professions. If they don't make a report and something happens they can be held liable.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 01:41:52 [Preview] No.318033 del
I forgot the best part, the advice of the car registry was "to let their license expire". Just keep on driving and she'll be right.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 01:42:46 [Preview] No.318034 del
Even private schools have a dumb dumb stream of subjects. I imagine every group of year 12 students has a least one girl that gets knocked up at schoolies or in the first year of uni and decides to keep it.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 01:45:03 [Preview] No.318035 del
It is much better now. It was just scary.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 01:46:15 [Preview] No.318036 del
There is at least one psych in Adelaide that reports every male that comes to her as a risk of self harm or harm to others.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 01:51:54 [Preview] No.318037 del
i went to an expensive private school and the most retarded subject was probably "religious studies". parenting training is some next level bullshit
should have taken it, the teacher was a raging scottish ex football hooligan. couldnt understand a word he said but he was very entertaining

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 01:53:43 [Preview] No.318038 del
>gets knocked up at schoolies or in the first year of uni
I know in NSW, people protest but they are pushed further away now. They argue and yell at people who go to those abortion clinics.

They should be reported. I am pretty sure my psychologist said it was particular criteria. That they believe you would harm yourself or others, but for them to go to the police they would need to have specific concerns and it would need to be more immediate. If I remember correctly and I am probably fucked some part of that up.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 01:56:30 [Preview] No.318039 del
>They should be reported.
These are guys who never said anything in the session about self harm or hurting others or anything along those lines. Next thing they know cops have rocked up on their door step.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 02:01:19 [Preview] No.318040 del
>Next thing they know cops have rocked up on their door step.
That would invasion of privacy. I remember the psychologist during the introduction appointment spending 10 minutes outline what his job and his responsibilities. Sounds like a terrible person in general. I hope someone gave them a fake address.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 02:12:25 [Preview] No.318041 del
brought the washing in and folded it

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 02:16:27 [Preview] No.318042 del
Good job.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 02:16:47 [Preview] No.318043 del
At the fucking wage.
Woe. Woe is the wagie.
The wagie woes.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 02:19:38 [Preview] No.318044 del
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NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 02:21:55 [Preview] No.318046 del

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 02:21:55 [Preview] No.318047 del
I will be doing catch up tonight.
The (You)'s will flow graciously from the arse of the NEET.
You will only get what you deserve.
You will lap at the NEET arse, revelling in the (You)'s I have to pass from the colon to your faces.
Also, please note that it is not a clear representation of which NEETs I love most, even if Weber gets more than anyone else.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 02:22:58 [Preview] No.318048 del
lol YOLO you are my rosebud.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 02:23:01 [Preview] No.318049 del

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 02:25:39 [Preview] No.318050 del
I do not love you most, but there is still hope.
I once loved an Argentinian, so I am open to long distance exotic relationships.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 02:26:55 [Preview] No.318051 del
>the arse of the NEET.

>You will only get what you deserve.
We will see.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 02:27:33 [Preview] No.318052 del
>You will only get what you deserve.
I pray that is not the case.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 02:30:17 [Preview] No.318053 del
open up your arse then, gonna poke you with my 14000km penis

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 02:39:03 [Preview] No.318054 del
Big bang?

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 02:42:33 [Preview] No.318055 del
Don't forget to post the pics

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 03:06:04 [Preview] No.318056 del
Tfw kinda tumesced

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 03:06:36 [Preview] No.318057 del
do the needful

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 03:26:38 [Preview] No.318058 del
just did a shop

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 03:29:11 [Preview] No.318059 del
Big shop?

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 03:32:30 [Preview] No.318060 del
bike sized shop enough for the weekend

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 03:32:54 [Preview] No.318061 del
are you doing that drive for your boss?

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 03:34:42 [Preview] No.318062 del
>tfw severely covered in curry

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 03:35:35 [Preview] No.318063 del
universe creating
i will send bobs and vegana

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NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 03:46:21 [Preview] No.318066 del
Wet cloth and a shower will fix it up for you.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 03:47:04 [Preview] No.318067 del
Why drug tests are now available for all pigs.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 03:48:08 [Preview] No.318068 del
Is that Monk on his way to work?

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 03:48:25 [Preview] No.318069 del
He didn't look that angry.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 03:48:58 [Preview] No.318070 del
That's Monk on the work toilet after his incorrect McDonalds order.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 03:49:29 [Preview] No.318071 del
I couldn't see the Macca's coffee either.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 03:49:57 [Preview] No.318072 del

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 03:50:50 [Preview] No.318073 del
Having a good time studying. I am craving some sort of sweet pastry though. Like a beesting or something.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 03:51:55 [Preview] No.318074 del
Acquire it!

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 03:59:54 [Preview] No.318075 del
My protruding gut advises against that course of action.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 04:01:47 [Preview] No.318076 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=-cXMnZ2vrx8 [Embed]

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 04:07:14 [Preview] No.318077 del
I am considering going for a shop. I think getting some more milk so I can make pancakes will satisfy my need4feed.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 04:09:12 [Preview] No.318078 del
>my need4feed.
Feed = Power.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 04:09:48 [Preview] No.318079 del
Another joke about that woman
>Not her best step to date

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 04:10:33 [Preview] No.318080 del
Bunch of crazy orbiters, I remember years ago on 8chan someone from that board came onto our thread and told us he's starting a board about T****a and talked a bunch of shit about Cheesey and warning us not to mess around with his board. I spend the next week and a half spamming his stupid board with pictures of boongs until he gave up.
Looks shit.
I've had that a couple of times, including with tonic like CzechNEET describes here:>>313837
The Polish word for "sunset" means "toilet" in Czech so there's a bit of difference there.
I only watched the Syrena episode, I find the host who isn't Edd China too annoying.
I've always found her to be attractive in a really weird way.
Shit like this is why I'mafraid to reluctant to approach women.
Monk is Chris, Cruisey is Paulie, Weber is Tony, Shire is Silvio, Nuro is Ralphie Cifaretto.
Best Dan OC that's been posted in a while.
Apparently clear spirits are marginally better for your liver than wine so you could switch over to that if you can afford it, still I'd consider cutting down if I were you, a bunch of my dad's childhood mates apparently drank between 500ml and 1L of vodka a day throughout their 20s, 30s and 40s and none of them lived past 60.
I scan it with my phone then close the QR scanning app after 30 seconds, I don't fill the form out or click the link, of course, mostly because I can't be bothered.
Nice arse, the last few you've posted have been a little lacking in that department but this is an improvement.
>Did, and did well, at not mentioning how the overthrow of Iraqi Ba'athim was a precursor to the rise of ISIS and Kurdish militarism.
Nice, if we ever do meet up I guess we can talk about Middle Eastern geopolitics and you can teach me how to talk to women.
If it's Boeing, I ain't going!
>sour cherries
I remember when I was little my grandpa would make me pasta with cooked sour cherries and cream.
Pop my vote in the "yes" column.
You are both wrong, they drink lager at normal fridge temperature and bitter at 10-15 degrees Celsius.
Nuro will get a liver transplant like Derryn Hinch.
19 degrees today in Shitbourne, got back from staying at my mate's place yesterday evening, had a fair few choofs and drinks while I was down there as well as some acid, it was all pretty good, back home relaxing now, a visit to the gym and maybe a shopping trip is on the cards for today.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 04:10:49 [Preview] No.318081 del
Just finished reading that crazy parents book.
Cheers again to the NEET that posted it, well worth a read for any NEET.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 04:11:06 [Preview] No.318082 del
It is getting increasingly trendy to argue that schools should replace the role of your parents. Obviously the argument isn't that direct, but that is the essence of what they are getting at with the "life skills" shit.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 04:11:29 [Preview] No.318083 del
Power = Money
Money = bussy

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 04:12:47 [Preview] No.318084 del
The State knows what is best for you goyi...comra...citizen.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 04:12:55 [Preview] No.318085 del
>found her to be attractive

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 04:13:30 [Preview] No.318086 del
>The Polish word for "sunset" means "toilet" in Czech so there's a bit of difference there.

>Monk is Chris
*Monk is Chad

>If it's Boeing, I ain't going!

>pasta with cooked sour cherries and cream.
Was it nice?

>Nuro will get a liver transplant like Derryn Hinch.

Well caught up.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 04:14:55 [Preview] No.318087 del
Nothing wrong with good anal.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 04:16:54 [Preview] No.318089 del
Bad anal can be horrific

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 04:18:21 [Preview] No.318090 del
>*Monk is Chad
I was talking about which Sopranos character is most like which NEET.
>Was it nice?
It was.
>Well caught up.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 04:19:23 [Preview] No.318091 del
This post needs more (You)'s.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 04:20:29 [Preview] No.318092 del
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This guy looks like he likes cock&arse to me.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 04:22:10 [Preview] No.318093 del
Imagine saving a few thousand pound in cleaning costs
>Inside the abandoned Thomas Cook planes left at Manchester Airport
>>Three jets were so mouldy and decayed after the travel brand’s demise that now they are useful only for being broken up for parts.
>>The planes were abandoned in a corner of Manchester Airport after the airline went bust and plans to sell or lease the ageing aircraft had to be shelved.
>>Fuel was left in engine tanks, trash compactors found full, and the neglected cabin floors strewn with rubbish, pillows and blankets.
>>The decay was so extreme inside one jet – registration G-MDBD – that it needed specialist cleaning and mould removal.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 04:26:14 [Preview] No.318094 del
(you) wish

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 04:26:54 [Preview] No.318095 del
I'm now out of milk. Having a protein shake. The deadlift sessions always greatly increase my metabolism. Going to go for a shop in a bit.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 04:27:05 [Preview] No.318096 del
That side of commercial and military aviation is weird. They'll literally park planes in graveyards for no return instead of selling them to niggers or something for a few thousand.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 04:28:04 [Preview] No.318097 del

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 04:28:22 [Preview] No.318098 del
It might be that the level of paperwork and hoops to jump through makes it not worth the sale.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 04:28:50 [Preview] No.318099 del
>Going to go for a shop in a bit.
Big shop?

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 04:29:00 [Preview] No.318100 del
32 minutes remain. Strong desire to boong.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 04:29:15 [Preview] No.318101 del
That's one (you) owe me.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 04:31:59 [Preview] No.318102 del
polish word for search "szukac" means to fuck in czech

lots of funny words like that

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 04:32:09 [Preview] No.318103 del
As much as I can carry. Enough for a few days at least.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 04:33:46 [Preview] No.318104 del
>polish word for search "szukac" means to fuck in czech
the peen0r is kind of searching the vagene
also if it's a police search you are kinda fucked depending on what they find

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 04:33:47 [Preview] No.318105 del
Does the Pepe with the flag have an arse for a chest?

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 04:34:10 [Preview] No.318106 del
you mean as much as you can deadlift
see what I did there

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 04:34:11 [Preview] No.318107 del
>uni lecture starts with an "acknowledgment of country"

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 04:35:07 [Preview] No.318108 del
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1. she was a hooah
2. she hit me
3. i was doing a lot of coke at the time

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 04:35:12 [Preview] No.318109 del
you need to shout "carn the redcoats!" next time

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 04:35:16 [Preview] No.318110 del
Shout out UNNA

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 04:35:48 [Preview] No.318111 del
do the cops search your asshole in australia?

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 04:35:54 [Preview] No.318112 del
woit dorg carnt

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 04:36:15 [Preview] No.318113 del
Only if they have to

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 04:37:16 [Preview] No.318114 del
mine's like that bag of hermione's in harry potter

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 04:40:27 [Preview] No.318115 del
I can deadlift far more than I can carry though. Shopping is more like a farmers carry.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 04:41:01 [Preview] No.318116 del
Pronounced as "oooh-nah" like the webby-girl?

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 04:42:57 [Preview] No.318117 del
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NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 04:43:16 [Preview] No.318118 del
I kind of want to watch the Harry Potter films now. I've never seen past the first two. We had them on VHS as a kid and I watched them quite a bit. We still had VHSs around 2010 which was getting pretty late.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 04:43:21 [Preview] No.318119 del
Funny, didn't know about that one.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 04:43:24 [Preview] No.318120 del
Good luck.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 04:44:14 [Preview] No.318121 del
Yell it both ways to be sure

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 04:45:23 [Preview] No.318122 del
the first two are probably the worst, so you might actually enjoy the others

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 04:46:40 [Preview] No.318123 del
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>3. i was doing a lot of coke at the time

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 04:49:43 [Preview] No.318124 del
hah, i found the VHS box set of the first two movies in the basement the other day thats what made me wanna watch them again
true, third movie and on it gets pretty good.
i bet if you throw some dust in it like those green fireplaces you might get teleport somewhere else

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 04:59:44 [Preview] No.318125 del
The boongs are refusing the covid vaccine.
Clever boongs.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 05:00:13 [Preview] No.318126 del
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>you might get teleport somewhere
Straight to Craig

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 05:01:17 [Preview] No.318127 del
Where can I find a gf other than at uni?

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 05:01:48 [Preview] No.318128 del
Imagine if it made all the white dogs infertile and we had a NasBoong uprising to establish the ethnostate.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 05:02:08 [Preview] No.318129 del
I was hoping the ethanolstate word filter was still active.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 05:02:34 [Preview] No.318130 del
Kek, the Boongs will repopulate the world.
All we be as it should always have been.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 05:02:57 [Preview] No.318131 del
The pub

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 05:03:21 [Preview] No.318132 del
>Abbo and Eve

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NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 05:06:09 [Preview] No.318134 del

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 05:06:58 [Preview] No.318135 del
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Day of the spear when?

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 05:07:14 [Preview] No.318136 del
Always is and always was.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 05:11:28 [Preview] No.318137 del
Next Boongsday

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 05:25:22 [Preview] No.318138 del
>then all the neets died and stopped posting
>and the boongs rejoiced

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 05:26:34 [Preview] No.318139 del
good night NEETs

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 05:28:02 [Preview] No.318140 del
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NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 05:29:20 [Preview] No.318142 del
Night m8

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 05:32:41 [Preview] No.318143 del
is that a male or female? i cant tell with these abbos

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 05:32:58 [Preview] No.318144 del

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 05:34:54 [Preview] No.318145 del
I still don't understand why a chink professor would be sucking off the boongs like that in a lecture.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 05:35:34 [Preview] No.318146 del

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 05:36:44 [Preview] No.318147 del
They're all fighting to remain employed in the present university system. It's safer and easier to just go with the flow rather than stick your neck out.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 05:37:00 [Preview] No.318148 del
The chink craves the raw masculinity of the strong upright Boong male

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 05:37:04 [Preview] No.318149 del
how horrifying

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NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 06:07:07 [Preview] No.318159 del

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 06:07:34 [Preview] No.318160 del
Where you been, Sven?

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 06:08:22 [Preview] No.318161 del

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 06:09:12 [Preview] No.318162 del
your mums

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 06:09:41 [Preview] No.318163 del

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 06:20:44 [Preview] No.318164 del

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 06:21:44 [Preview] No.318165 del
Any NEETs have good snakelore?

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 06:22:33 [Preview] No.318166 del
I have a one-eyed snake if you want to see it.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 06:22:45 [Preview] No.318167 del
Just saw a roughly 1m pale green/yellow snake by the river and I can't identify it.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 06:23:06 [Preview] No.318168 del
We've all seen your snake m8

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 06:24:12 [Preview] No.318169 del
It's the ol' 1m pale green/yellow snake. They're common around rivers.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 06:26:27 [Preview] No.318170 del
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NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 06:29:46 [Preview] No.318171 del
That's a pretty cool nun.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 06:31:37 [Preview] No.318172 del
Dendrelaphis punctulatus

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 06:32:26 [Preview] No.318173 del
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NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 06:34:09 [Preview] No.318174 del
The chinks are patient. They know that australia will inevitably become a Bug colony. It's only a matter of time before the day of the chopstick.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 06:36:02 [Preview] No.318175 del
True to my word I'm now having a kfc shared meal, after finishing 3/4ths of that cheesecake. There is nothing better in life that carefully laying your plans, then carrying them out.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 06:37:14 [Preview] No.318176 del
having a pint of pirate whisky and pepsi

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 06:39:04 [Preview] No.318177 del
Called the reptile centre and they said he was probably a dugite.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 06:40:01 [Preview] No.318178 del
Nun better.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 06:42:34 [Preview] No.318179 del
Good night NEET.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 06:42:54 [Preview] No.318180 del

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 06:43:26 [Preview] No.318181 del
I don't think it was.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 06:43:31 [Preview] No.318182 del
Was trying to get in to the Gen through my outbox.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 06:43:39 [Preview] No.318183 del
They had paid peanuts over there so it is understandable.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 06:44:04 [Preview] No.318184 del
That was the Mayor of Pt Augusta.

It's a shame that wiki article doesn't have more of her.
She put the black fulla curfew in place and was rough as fuck. I heard the story that she bashed some bloke and threw him in a train out of town.
Like a cowboy sheriff.

>basically disabled.

Have a wank

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 06:44:09 [Preview] No.318185 del
Then have some pilk.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 06:44:20 [Preview] No.318186 del
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Yep, it was one of these

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 06:44:22 [Preview] No.318187 del
dugites are brown you hecker

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 06:44:25 [Preview] No.318188 del
You needed fast access.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 06:44:40 [Preview] No.318189 del
are you fucking colour blind cunt?

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 06:44:55 [Preview] No.318190 del
i dislike this site's wandjina flag, it's not as poppin' as the other ausneetses

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 06:44:55 [Preview] No.318191 del
warm pilk before bed

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 06:45:19 [Preview] No.318192 del
It is.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 06:45:46 [Preview] No.318193 del
>Like a cowboy sheriff.
The town's folk liked her

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 06:45:47 [Preview] No.318194 del
I thought the same but they vary apparently

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 06:46:21 [Preview] No.318195 del
Fuck you boonglicker,what colour would you call it ?

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 06:46:25 [Preview] No.318196 del
Going to do a fucking piss. You cunts want anything?

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 06:46:26 [Preview] No.318197 del
> top down weather

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 06:46:56 [Preview] No.318198 del
i wouldn't heckin call it yellow and green

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 06:47:04 [Preview] No.318199 del

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 06:47:46 [Preview] No.318200 del
Where are the boutique pudding makers?

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 06:48:03 [Preview] No.318201 del
You need a dime.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 06:48:04 [Preview] No.318202 del
One origami folding crane out of a single sheet of toilet paper.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 06:48:19 [Preview] No.318203 del
The one I saw was yellowy/greener but thats the closest pic I could find.
I'll catch him visit you and nail it to your forehead if you like so we can be sure.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 06:49:25 [Preview] No.318204 del

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 06:49:35 [Preview] No.318205 del
The heckin posh hecker suburbs like Norwood and Burnside have got Bracegirdles and the stuff like that.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 06:49:43 [Preview] No.318206 del
You're taking the piss now m8

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 06:49:52 [Preview] No.318207 del
You need to stop earlier.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 06:49:52 [Preview] No.318208 del
i fear no snek

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 06:50:42 [Preview] No.318209 del
>Joy Baluch
I remember she used to turn up on the media every now and then last decade. She outraged the city trendies something chronic.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 06:51:09 [Preview] No.318211 del
What if they're on a plane?

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 06:51:46 [Preview] No.318212 del
is there anything more relaxing on a friday afternoon than eating two large pizzas and a garlic bread and then having a pint of pirate whisky and pepsi and finding your delivery driver's social media accounts?

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 06:51:58 [Preview] No.318213 del
There is no part of Australia where it is still morning.
Hello though.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 06:52:18 [Preview] No.318214 del
im not stuck on the plane with the snek, the snek is stuck on the plane with me

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 06:53:21 [Preview] No.318215 del
Good morning my friend. You are sleeping in later and later.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 06:53:38 [Preview] No.318216 del

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 06:54:03 [Preview] No.318217 del
Well done neet

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 06:54:49 [Preview] No.318218 del
>finding your delivery driver's social media accounts
how'd you manage that?

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 06:55:40 [Preview] No.318219 del
He took a DNA sample from the shit he left in the street outside

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 06:55:40 [Preview] No.318220 del
Good afternoon NEET.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 06:57:02 [Preview] No.318221 del
>finding your delivery driver's social media accounts?

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 06:57:18 [Preview] No.318222 del
I feel like I am dying

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 06:57:46 [Preview] No.318223 del
Morning m8

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 06:58:03 [Preview] No.318224 del
I would eat that.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 06:59:06 [Preview] No.318225 del
she had an usual name or moniker on the pizza tracker thing

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 06:59:41 [Preview] No.318226 del
It was certainly edible, just not ball tearing $5 pudding

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 06:59:57 [Preview] No.318227 del
Good afternoon Nuro. If you see a bright light go towards it. Good luck.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 07:00:00 [Preview] No.318228 del

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 07:00:04 [Preview] No.318229 del
Did she have nice boobies?

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 07:00:14 [Preview] No.318230 del
You have ascended to heaven. Based.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 07:00:23 [Preview] No.318231 del
do it faster and more quieter

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 07:00:27 [Preview] No.318232 del
>narky with the girl
Is that how you got the free burger?
What did you say to her?

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 07:00:45 [Preview] No.318233 del
Do you have her nudes yet?

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 07:01:20 [Preview] No.318234 del
tbqh I don't even have a facebook account, so I generally can't look at other people's profiles

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 07:01:43 [Preview] No.318235 del
she was cute and friendly in a pixie girl kind of way, but I suspect she's buttholeline legal after my snoop, so that's that

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 07:01:57 [Preview] No.318236 del
Make a stalking account

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 07:02:07 [Preview] No.318237 del
Gonna try playing stellaris again, although every time I've tried playing it in the past year I've found I just don't enjoy 4x games anymore.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 07:02:18 [Preview] No.318238 del
didn't find an onlyfans

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 07:02:24 [Preview] No.318239 del
If you already wanked to her I'm dobbing you in

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 07:05:06 [Preview] No.318240 del
I worked from home today, so I'm all wanked out

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 07:05:33 [Preview] No.318241 del
Ok, it turns out I still don't like 4X games anymore. Fuck.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 07:05:44 [Preview] No.318242 del
>4x games

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 07:05:58 [Preview] No.318243 del
Looking back, I didn't mind that meme.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 07:07:31 [Preview] No.318244 del
was better than the nuro meme that followed

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 07:08:07 [Preview] No.318245 del
Which Australian cricketer held the world record for Test runs until 2006?

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 07:09:45 [Preview] No.318246 del
Alby Mangles

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 07:10:16 [Preview] No.318247 del
So are these Furphys or VB bottle tops you are reading?

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 07:10:23 [Preview] No.318248 del

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 07:10:43 [Preview] No.318249 del
Nuro memes were based. There are few things I'd like more than to spend time chilling with nuro, riding a tandem ebike around the shores of brisbane, sharing a 4 litre goon back back and forth, ranting about the freemasons and getting so drunk that we fall off the bike. Well, except a for a gf - I'd take that over nuro anyday. But hanging with nuro would be my #2 choice.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 07:11:01 [Preview] No.318250 del
Shhhh,it's a devious word filter based trick

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 07:11:07 [Preview] No.318251 del
An unexpected catch up post.
There are nudie pics of her on that board.
What a little hussy.
>"sunset" means "toilet"
>Monk is Chris, Cruisey is Paulie, Weber is Tony, Shire is Silvio, Nuro is Ralphie Cifaretto.
I would download this for free and watch it several times.
> clear spirits are marginally better for your liver
You need to have them with soft drink though.
>pasta with cooked sour cherries and cream.
That sounds mental.
I've never heard of pasta dessert
>fair few choofs and drinks
Good cunt.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 07:11:27 [Preview] No.318252 del
butthole or waugh?

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 07:11:37 [Preview] No.318253 del
>one (You)

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 07:11:46 [Preview] No.318254 del
Being seen with a cool dude like Nuro would get you a gf pretty fast m8.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 07:12:19 [Preview] No.318255 del
I knew it was butthole

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 07:12:22 [Preview] No.318256 del

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 07:12:29 [Preview] No.318257 del
You'd look sweet upon the seat of a bicycle built for two

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 07:12:42 [Preview] No.318258 del
oh alan buttholeline

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 07:12:51 [Preview] No.318259 del

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 07:13:19 [Preview] No.318260 del
So they should.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 07:13:30 [Preview] No.318261 del
Wage complete
Headin down the street
Get myself a cold NEET treat
Enough standards to make me neat
Before I beat the NEET meat

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 07:13:57 [Preview] No.318262 del
>Monk is Chris, Cruisey is Paulie, Weber is Tony, Shire is Silvio, Nuro is Ralphie Cifaretto.
Who's big pussy?

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 07:14:36 [Preview] No.318263 del
Possum of course

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 07:14:40 [Preview] No.318264 del
Good on ya.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 07:15:38 [Preview] No.318265 del
and vito?

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 07:16:13 [Preview] No.318266 del
I was trying to go in the wrong way.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 07:16:18 [Preview] No.318267 del
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Possum on the left.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 07:16:27 [Preview] No.318268 del
At night we'd camp outside of brisbane somewhere, setting up a ufo monitoring site, with telescopes and night vision equipment monitored by deep learning flying saucer detectors, and a massive, correctly wired speaker system blasting out synthpop to attract the aliens.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 07:16:34 [Preview] No.318269 del
Yeah, she sounded pretty cool.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 07:16:56 [Preview] No.318270 del
30kgs of blue blocks.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 07:17:01 [Preview] No.318271 del
Wouldn't Possum be Johnny Sacrimoni, running the other board in upstate 8cunt?

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 07:17:13 [Preview] No.318272 del

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 07:17:56 [Preview] No.318273 del

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 07:18:11 [Preview] No.318274 del
tbqh I always imagined nuro looks like that

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 07:18:43 [Preview] No.318275 del
Yeah, that makes more sense.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 07:19:01 [Preview] No.318276 del
They just make chocolates.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 07:19:11 [Preview] No.318277 del
Off to the local

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 07:19:14 [Preview] No.318278 del
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NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 07:20:13 [Preview] No.318279 del
Now that is how you Exec

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 07:20:42 [Preview] No.318280 del
I like that she was in office. We need more real people.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 07:21:10 [Preview] No.318281 del
pajoot anal snooping

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 07:21:15 [Preview] No.318282 del
Nuro is highly regarded in the alien synthpop community

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 07:21:28 [Preview] No.318283 del
Big Pun on the right is dead. Not sure about the other one.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 07:21:31 [Preview] No.318284 del
You just haven't been this far.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 07:21:48 [Preview] No.318286 del
Missed the whole day.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 07:21:53 [Preview] No.318287 del
Much respect. And those subtle vertical lines on his clothes are so slimming.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 07:22:15 [Preview] No.318288 del
That's a nice looking day.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 07:22:34 [Preview] No.318289 del

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 07:23:55 [Preview] No.318290 del
Look at her pics while you talk to the HA and make a date for Sunday.
Go to the morning markets.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 07:24:04 [Preview] No.318291 del
It's all ocean further west m8

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 07:25:33 [Preview] No.318292 del
The flags are better.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 07:26:13 [Preview] No.318293 del
You don't now that.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 07:26:34 [Preview] No.318294 del
Those flags are just a false cyclops to turn Nuro gay

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 07:26:59 [Preview] No.318295 del
As I said, (You)'s were distributed fairly.
You got what you deserved.
Catch up complete

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 07:26:59 [Preview] No.318296 del
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NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 07:27:10 [Preview] No.318297 del
Bloody well do, everyone knows you fall off the map sailing that way
If the dragons don't get you

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 07:29:29 [Preview] No.318298 del
Big Pun weighed 320kg at the time of his death

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 07:29:42 [Preview] No.318299 del
Hey BO there's a shitty jew thread

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 07:29:53 [Preview] No.318300 del
>he suffered a heart attack and respiratory failure and was taken to a hospital, where he died at the age of 28 after paramedics were unable to revive him. His weight had reached a peak of 698 pounds (317 kg) at the time of his death.
Holy shit. This guy gave it all for the lifestyle. We shall not see his like again.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 07:30:04 [Preview] No.318301 del
I got 26 (you)s. Thank you.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 07:31:52 [Preview] No.318302 del
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The neet council will require its customary cut.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 07:32:20 [Preview] No.318303 del
I thought we stopped doing the foreskin thing

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 07:33:40 [Preview] No.318305 del
Is that a pool of pee under him?

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 07:37:06 [Preview] No.318306 del
How would you even wipe your neet bottom being that big?

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 07:37:31 [Preview] No.318307 del
Local was full of yuppies taking up the good seats.
Got 12 standoes instead

Big day at the wage, finally knocked out that ticket that was breaching SLA by 80 days. Only took me 15 minutes, don't know why I procrastinate shit like that

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 07:38:11 [Preview] No.318308 del
The brown leakage that forms under executives is an eclectic mixture of urine, sweat, faeces (wiping is hard when you're morbidly obese) and kfc grease. Many primitive cultures collect it and claim it has healing properties.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 07:38:15 [Preview] No.318309 del
>An unexpected catch up post.
Well I was away so I had to return at some point.
>There are nudie pics of her on that board.
Oh dear...
>I would download this for free and watch it several times
As would I.
>You need to have them with soft drink though.
I guess the bubbles help the liver ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>That sounds mental. I've never heard of pasta dessert
Apparently pasta and rice made with fruits or other sweets was a big thing in 1930s Poland when my grandpa was little.
>Good cunt.
It was nice.
NK because he left us for the normie world.
That works.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 07:40:10 [Preview] No.318310 del
Whats this shit about some GP overdosing some oldies with 4 x the covax?

are they goners?

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 07:41:43 [Preview] No.318311 del

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 07:41:44 [Preview] No.318312 del
>NK because he left us for the normie world.
The sad truth is NK never left us for the normie world or witness protection program. It was discovered he had turned informant and was working for max employment, so possum, cruisey and weber took him out on a boat and he was never seen again.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 07:41:50 [Preview] No.318313 del
No they are all fine.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 07:42:11 [Preview] No.318314 del
It would have been in the news I'd they died. They are still kicking.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 07:43:52 [Preview] No.318315 del
It's gone now.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 07:44:23 [Preview] No.318316 del
>don't know why I procrastinate shit like that
Because NEET

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 07:44:28 [Preview] No.318317 del
>The sad truth is NK never left us for the normie world or witness protection program. It was discovered he had turned informant and was working for max employment, so possum, cruisey and weber took him out on a boat and he was never seen again.
This made me chuckle.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 07:44:45 [Preview] No.318318 del
Well done on the ticket. I hope you don't have any more standards.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 07:45:32 [Preview] No.318319 del
NK now has a gf as well as a job and friends

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 07:46:29 [Preview] No.318320 del
Dr Pajeet fucked up

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 07:46:33 [Preview] No.318321 del
Well BO'd

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 07:48:04 [Preview] No.318322 del
>tfw not given a Sopranos role

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 07:48:52 [Preview] No.318323 del
I'm sure he died like a proud boong, hurling cans of emu and dexies even as they shot him.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 07:50:15 [Preview] No.318324 del
Shut up Meadow

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 07:51:53 [Preview] No.318325 del
@Weber, please provide a current update as to the number of standards consumed today.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 07:53:29 [Preview] No.318326 del
That's because you're now a nameless neet, a extra, a redshirt, with no speaking role in the drama that is ausneets. And while you try and pretend your acting career still has a prayer, next you find yourself auditioning under a fake name for low bulge fetish porn shoots.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 07:54:24 [Preview] No.318327 del
I don't know. I've nearly finished my second 500ml pint glass of whisky and pepsi. I put about an inch and a half in the bottom both times.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 07:55:17 [Preview] No.318328 del
You're just angry because I said you had a crush on abseil

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 07:56:04 [Preview] No.318329 del
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NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 07:57:58 [Preview] No.318330 del
Those cars don't look very amphibious or skanky

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 07:58:53 [Preview] No.318331 del
Abseil was never going to hang around here. No matter how dim he was, sooner or later he was going to figure out we were a village of autist mongs, and try and escape back to civilisation.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 07:59:29 [Preview] No.318332 del

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 08:03:44 [Preview] No.318333 del
>ranting about the freemasons
*Uncovering the sinister secret of the freemasons. I could see this being a no-bulge tv show that airs sporadically on a community television, if they still exist.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 08:04:25 [Preview] No.318334 del
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Abseil is a sick cunt, he posts photos so hes cool in my book


NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 08:04:36 [Preview] No.318335 del
The internet almost failed me,best I could find

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 08:04:55 [Preview] No.318336 del
Stop jobshaming him you racist bigot

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 08:06:09 [Preview] No.318338 del
Pffft, who's gonna watch a no-bulge show?

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 08:07:25 [Preview] No.318339 del
Shit, they do look quite retro cool tbqh

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 08:08:26 [Preview] No.318340 del
Fucking hell.
Goon'd and assisted wank.
Can barely feel my hips.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 08:09:15 [Preview] No.318341 del
Webby if you could just do a favour Monday morning and leave a suspect looking backpack by the front gate of this warehouse you'd be doing me a real solid
Thanks bud

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 08:10:27 [Preview] No.318342 del
>I had to return
Do you think you will ever be truly free?
She is a no good hussy and she stole cheesecake then broke his heart.
>pasta and rice made with fruits
I've had creamed rice with two fruits.
It sounds good.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 08:10:47 [Preview] No.318343 del
He just drove it off a boat ramp and it works

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 08:11:09 [Preview] No.318344 del
Monday is a public holiday

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 08:11:17 [Preview] No.318345 del
He knew what was coming.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 08:11:42 [Preview] No.318346 del
>Can barely feel my hips.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 08:11:58 [Preview] No.318347 del
That's extremely close to the route I used to take the Corvette to and from storage.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 08:12:00 [Preview] No.318348 del
Noice, you could really get the skanks wet with one of those

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 08:12:06 [Preview] No.318349 del
You are the singing fish in that guy's dream.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 08:12:25 [Preview] No.318350 del
That's Monday week, stupid.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 08:12:27 [Preview] No.318351 del

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 08:12:52 [Preview] No.318352 del
> posts photos so hes cool
Unna fuck yeah.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 08:13:54 [Preview] No.318353 del
It's hard to get to that bit from Webby's house, you need to go to Salisbury to turn around.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 08:13:59 [Preview] No.318354 del
Only in the autism states

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 08:14:10 [Preview] No.318355 del
You've only missed the wanker guy so far. After the break he'll get Ed on it.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 08:15:07 [Preview] No.318356 del
good, low traffic roads you can do 160km/hr on

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 08:15:12 [Preview] No.318357 del
Was the shit one the one on Philip Highway near Holdens?

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 08:15:31 [Preview] No.318358 del
Cool, what was bought?

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 08:16:10 [Preview] No.318359 del
No. They were all booked out when I made enquiries.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 08:16:20 [Preview] No.318360 del
>The size of a schooner glass is considered incontrovertible fact in most of the country, measuring in at a respectable and thirst-quenching 425ml. Of course, adopting a universal glass size would make too much sense, so thankfully we have Best A to ruin what would otherwise be a rare instance of Australian beer bonhomie. Down there (and nowhere else in the world) 425ml is considered a pint. No wonder they call it the Wine State.

Fuckwit state

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 08:16:26 [Preview] No.318361 del
An Amphicar?

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 08:17:30 [Preview] No.318362 del
They do get cheap drugs apparently

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 08:19:41 [Preview] No.318363 del
When I did my lessons I went on it, the instructor said that it's actually a two lane road.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 08:21:00 [Preview] No.318364 del
What's the top speed?

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 08:21:19 [Preview] No.318365 del
This post confused me.
i thought BO had done some deleting.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 08:21:24 [Preview] No.318366 del
SA was the first state to decriminalise pooftas

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 08:21:24 [Preview] No.318367 del

just kill me fuck my life

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 08:22:40 [Preview] No.318368 del
He edited Webbys post to fuck with us

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 08:23:21 [Preview] No.318369 del

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 08:24:20 [Preview] No.318370 del

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 08:24:36 [Preview] No.318371 del
Album cover material.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 08:25:13 [Preview] No.318372 del
She clearly wants a train run on her

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 08:25:38 [Preview] No.318373 del
This has been a long ad break.
Still haven't seen anything of the car show/

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 08:26:44 [Preview] No.318374 del
I bet she gave one hell of an assisted wank.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 08:27:00 [Preview] No.318375 del
At uni studying. White man near me loudly kissing his poojeeta. My phone has developed a smell. Moderately concerned.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 08:27:30 [Preview] No.318376 del
Give your mom a call Nuro. Reconcile before it is too late.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 08:29:25 [Preview] No.318377 del
>My phone has developed a smell
You sure that's not the poojeta?

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 08:29:48 [Preview] No.318378 del
The post was deleted months ago.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 08:30:31 [Preview] No.318379 del
Based. I hope it's in the proper alignment.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 08:30:56 [Preview] No.318380 del
>My phone has developed a smell
You were holding it too close to the poojeeta when getting the underdesk creepshots.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 08:31:17 [Preview] No.318381 del
>the proper alignment.
Autistic evil?

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 08:33:13 [Preview] No.318382 del
In the mod panel this image >>318369 is made with the first post. Interesting.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 08:33:22 [Preview] No.318383 del
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I googled smelly phone and it turns out it's Possums fault

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 08:33:30 [Preview] No.318384 del
He was very angry one night when it wasn't.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 08:33:40 [Preview] No.318385 del
Yes, most of the roads in lizbef are two lanes in each direction.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 08:34:31 [Preview] No.318386 del
Is the bigger one to the east of Phillip Hwy one?

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 08:35:08 [Preview] No.318387 del
With an E-bike he rides, down the street
Nothing but a lamb, roasted to eat
Livers playin up, but thats no worries
Creepshops daily, but give no sorrieeeess
He's Nuro! The NEET enduro!
Lives his best life and he will ensure-o!

Cheese platter, his hands getting fatter,
Software radio hearing static through the chatter
No broads to chat up, diet turns the fat up
Is the goon cup full yet? Ya better say 'nup!'

Linux engineer, the lamb won't sear, into your earbuds he sends much fear!
Don't cry when our best mate NEET dies, he's already posted many a moon rise!
What can you tell him, dry spell sell him? Shimmy yay shimmy brim!

Nuro, the best NEET, none of us have ever seen his fuckin feet
Down the toilet block he almost got his bleedin ass beat.
It's no wonder, the man can't chunder
Too many goonsacks to make that blunder!

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 08:35:52 [Preview] No.318388 del
that would be Main North Road which is typically 3 lanes in each direction

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 08:36:28 [Preview] No.318389 del
tv guy said flaps and i chuckled

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 08:36:39 [Preview] No.318390 del
This is the best NEET tune ever 9001/10

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 08:36:46 [Preview] No.318391 del
Bless him.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 08:37:19 [Preview] No.318392 del
Kek, well done neet.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 08:38:11 [Preview] No.318393 del
Nah, between the red lion and main north

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 08:38:17 [Preview] No.318394 del
Work of art.

I think all NEETs should buy a block of Mersey Valley next shop to prepare. I am worried about his health.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 08:40:12 [Preview] No.318395 del
Very good.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 08:40:55 [Preview] No.318396 del
Someone should vocaroo that work of art

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 08:41:52 [Preview] No.318397 del
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NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 08:41:57 [Preview] No.318398 del
Possum will deliver a beautiful Eulogy and afterwards we will all feast on a platter of mersey valley and olives.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 08:42:21 [Preview] No.318399 del
I think its harvey rd.
each side looks like two lanes.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 08:42:26 [Preview] No.318400 del
I was thinking the same.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 08:44:56 [Preview] No.318401 del
Who is the niggeriest NEET?

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 08:46:21 [Preview] No.318402 del
One last visit to flavourtown.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 08:48:28 [Preview] No.318403 del
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It was flavourtown that killed him

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 08:49:24 [Preview] No.318404 del
I miss Nuro, why did he have to die
Only the based die young

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 08:49:26 [Preview] No.318405 del
That's why we need to stop by to remember him before we depart.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 08:50:13 [Preview] No.318406 del
I am not sure.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 08:51:45 [Preview] No.318407 del
We really need someone like Big Pun to do the song justice

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 08:53:16 [Preview] No.318408 del
Broadmeadows in Melbourne is a shithole
I was there recently, there were hundreds of moozies using an "Islamic athletics centre" as a place of worship, which is illegal. Also they can't drive for shit.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 08:55:13 [Preview] No.318409 del
Cruisey is literally covered in negro grool right now.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 08:56:05 [Preview] No.318410 del
Ah, I was forgetting his proclivities.
Cruisey, you are the designated rapper.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 08:56:27 [Preview] No.318411 del
The candle that burns at both ends glows twice as bright, but only burns for half as long.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 08:56:33 [Preview] No.318412 del
Any recommendations for a cheap tablet for streaming?

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 08:57:46 [Preview] No.318413 del
He lived his life like a candle in the arse

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 08:59:27 [Preview] No.318414 del
Any diuretics should help

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 08:59:40 [Preview] No.318415 del
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NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 08:59:44 [Preview] No.318416 del
I never got that. Why doesn't the flame go out at one end as soon as you put it in a candle holder?

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 08:59:50 [Preview] No.318417 del
The fact that Cruisey never gives us a taste of erotic content just ruins me emotionally

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 09:00:21 [Preview] No.318418 del
Is nuro really dying? How long does he have?

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 09:00:43 [Preview] No.318419 del
You have to nail it to a wall

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 09:01:18 [Preview] No.318420 del
He's already dead m8

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 09:01:41 [Preview] No.318421 del
Weeks, if that.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 09:02:11 [Preview] No.318422 del
His erotic stories are usually about two sentences long.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 09:02:45 [Preview] No.318423 del
Nuro - Monk - Webber

Whos lifestyle is most:

- Reckless
- Unhealthy
- Unmaintainable
- Based

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 09:02:47 [Preview] No.318424 del
He promised me years ago if I posted a bumbud pic he would too.
The scoundrel never did.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 09:03:01 [Preview] No.318425 del

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 09:03:35 [Preview] No.318426 del
I didn't wash.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 09:03:51 [Preview] No.318427 del
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NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 09:04:38 [Preview] No.318428 del
She knows I choof I think.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 09:05:36 [Preview] No.318429 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=PjTU0DmBWiU [Embed]

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 09:07:03 [Preview] No.318430 del
Search your feels, you know it to be true

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 09:08:24 [Preview] No.318431 del
What is her feelings on the subject of posterior photography for a discerning and cultured NEET audience?

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 09:09:39 [Preview] No.318432 del
Are you taking a liking to the poo music? How about the cinema?
The same happened to me under the influence of a pooj woman

https://youtube.com/watch?v=-bNwqXvMuB8 [Embed]

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 09:11:44 [Preview] No.318433 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Ej0WpJ9XR6w [Embed]

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 09:11:59 [Preview] No.318434 del
The poo people were talking poo language with each other in the office today
I almost told them off, but one of them regularly gives me free smokes so I bit my tongue

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 09:12:50 [Preview] No.318435 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=w8f3Ke0wWps [Embed]

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 09:13:36 [Preview] No.318436 del
You have betrayed your culture for free durries
fair enough, they're fucking expensive

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 09:14:54 [Preview] No.318437 del
Shit. There was so much I still had to learn from him, about the truth behind ufos, about what he'd really seen while working for the air force. And now we'll never know.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 09:15:09 [Preview] No.318438 del
We've barely got poor old Nuro in the ground and the board is already awash with curry.
This is what Possum warned us about.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 09:16:02 [Preview] No.318439 del
He promised he would if you became his bumbuddy. You should've read it more carefully.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 09:16:26 [Preview] No.318440 del
I wish nuro were really my father.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 09:16:58 [Preview] No.318441 del
The end of this can will mark 8 standards.
Then its time to put the plastic tube in the pooper and blow the choof enema.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 09:16:59 [Preview] No.318442 del
Hmmmmm, no, I prefer my version of events

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 09:17:40 [Preview] No.318443 del
But Obi-wan said Nuro killed your father!

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 09:21:28 [Preview] No.318444 del
We always chose to ignore his good advice.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 09:22:19 [Preview] No.318445 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Oxaljj7UjKU [Embed]

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 09:24:11 [Preview] No.318446 del
They said possum was my father

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 09:28:50 [Preview] No.318447 del
>Then its time to put the plastic tube in the pooper and blow the choof enema.
Post video please.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 09:29:11 [Preview] No.318448 del
>choof enema.
We all miss him in our own ways.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 09:30:36 [Preview] No.318449 del
I tell the dog it's hot but he still eats it fast.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 09:31:27 [Preview] No.318450 del
You need to let it cool before you feed it to him.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 09:32:56 [Preview] No.318451 del
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NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 09:32:56 [Preview] No.318452 del
Having some coke (the soft drink kind) for the first time in weeks. Neetparty.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 09:33:06 [Preview] No.318453 del
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NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 09:33:22 [Preview] No.318454 del
The full sugar?

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 09:33:44 [Preview] No.318455 del
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NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 09:34:14 [Preview] No.318456 del
The dog values the importance of enhailing feed.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 09:35:05 [Preview] No.318457 del
Disgusting. What did they do to it?

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 09:35:25 [Preview] No.318458 del
The fuck?
They ruined an awesome world globe to make that shit?
Some cunts need a good killing

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 09:35:49 [Preview] No.318459 del
bloody women

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 09:37:09 [Preview] No.318460 del
She could have made her shit thing out of scrap timber and a beachball

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 09:38:40 [Preview] No.318461 del
Except February before last.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 09:41:42 [Preview] No.318462 del
Haven't eaten anything since that mighty McMuffin I ate between redlights and a sausage roll from the food truck that comes to the wage cage car park
Bit hungry, bit lazy, time for an order.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 09:48:57 [Preview] No.318463 del
His final solution had a few flaws.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 09:49:15 [Preview] No.318464 del
On the train. Severely woed and lonely.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 09:50:07 [Preview] No.318465 del
You squirted the rest out.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 09:50:37 [Preview] No.318466 del
>time for an order.
More money down the drain.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 09:52:16 [Preview] No.318467 del
Oh everything is hecked again

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 09:52:58 [Preview] No.318468 del
Ok that was weird, everytime I clicked on boards at the top of the page I was sent to https://9chan.tw/boards.js, and if I clicked on ausneets I was sent to https://9chan.tw/ausneets/

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 09:53:50 [Preview] No.318469 del
Severely woed tonight.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 09:54:17 [Preview] No.318470 del
The board is eating my posts.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 09:59:09 [Preview] No.318471 del
A can of beans and a bread roll for dinner.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 09:59:26 [Preview] No.318472 del
The board is having a double breakfast of fried posts

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 09:59:27 [Preview] No.318473 del
I've had that before.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 09:59:27 [Preview] No.318474 del
Something happened to the board. I know of a way to fix it when it let's me. I hope it's not another power outage.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 10:00:40 [Preview] No.318475 del
The database had an oopsie woopsie. I don't know why that happened though.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 10:00:50 [Preview] No.318476 del
That happened to me once.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 10:01:21 [Preview] No.318477 del
Covered in curry?

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 10:01:35 [Preview] No.318478 del
We need to all chip in and buy the Hungarian a new potato for the server

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 10:01:41 [Preview] No.318479 del
Have a wank.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 10:02:02 [Preview] No.318480 del
He needs to make $5 Weber spaghetti

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 10:02:37 [Preview] No.318481 del
A true NEET feast

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 10:02:51 [Preview] No.318482 del
I’m not made of fries

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 10:03:18 [Preview] No.318483 del
The server itself worries me. That they needed to get some part from China at one time. It's either really good or elchepo.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 10:03:28 [Preview] No.318484 del
Is 9chan hosted on the same server maybe?

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 10:04:14 [Preview] No.318485 del
Good suggestion for that NEET.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 10:04:20 [Preview] No.318486 del
Have had that many times

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 10:04:34 [Preview] No.318487 del
It was a tiger loaf bun, a fancy night for me.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 10:04:48 [Preview] No.318488 del
The Hungarian probably has nginx running the default config which is likely overloaded by stored procedures for image uploads by other boards or some shit.
Should just put it on AWS for 12 grand a month

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 10:05:55 [Preview] No.318489 del
I hope you heated the beans at least

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 10:06:38 [Preview] No.318490 del
>overloaded by stored procedures for image uploads by other boards
Damn those foriegn perverts

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 10:07:01 [Preview] No.318491 del
Wow la di fucking da.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 10:07:07 [Preview] No.318492 del
I appreciate all the work that magyarMate puts into the site.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 10:07:16 [Preview] No.318493 del
ur a stored procedure

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 10:07:32 [Preview] No.318494 del
Oh you

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 10:08:08 [Preview] No.318495 del
This server is hosted for free. Any donations they receive would go towards adding capacity, I am guessing. It would nice on AWS having everything load smoothly. The error said 30 attempts MongoDB reconnect and something to do with 1ms.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 10:08:39 [Preview] No.318496 del
Any donations they recieve will go towards buttered bread

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 10:08:46 [Preview] No.318497 del
I wish they would leave. I don't like seeing loli constantly on the front page.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 10:09:01 [Preview] No.318498 del
Garn craigs soon
Might pump it up to 20 standoes and skip real life tomorrow
Found an old choof pipe in the bedside table storage box when I rearranged the room the other day
Gonna get the choof on and massively up the network throughput in the ol noggin

With poor execution plans and no query store enabled

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 10:09:12 [Preview] No.318499 del
He needs it!

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 10:09:21 [Preview] No.318500 del
I like him. I would help him if he asked a question and I knew the answer.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 10:09:41 [Preview] No.318501 del
Store it in my arse!

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 10:09:47 [Preview] No.318502 del
Where did you see these errors?

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 10:09:53 [Preview] No.318503 del

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 10:10:19 [Preview] No.318504 del
MagyarMate let me fuck Barbara Palvin once.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 10:10:55 [Preview] No.318505 del
It's full of old floppy disks

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 10:11:13 [Preview] No.318506 del
I haven't wanked in at least 5 days and I'm not even horny
I think the mong pills have killed my dick, which is still showing stringy blood when I piss. Something I find hard to ignore.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 10:11:47 [Preview] No.318507 del
I like The Hungarian too but he should just ban everyone except us and leave us be

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 10:11:57 [Preview] No.318508 del
>still showing stringy blood when I piss.
See a doctor.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 10:12:05 [Preview] No.318509 del
He let me try on his hiking trousers.
they were far too small and I could only get one leg in the waist band

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 10:13:06 [Preview] No.318510 del
This chink beers got me feeling dèpressed bros

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 10:13:24 [Preview] No.318511 del
> still showing stringy blood when I piss
Have you been torturing your balls again?

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 10:14:09 [Preview] No.318512 del
The board where he and the other Germans and Turks post is ok.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 10:14:36 [Preview] No.318513 del
Never. It's not the pissing that causes it, thats just when I see it. Stringy, silk like blood that grips the skin as I pull it off. It might be from the warts.

Fuck I'm embarrassed to post this.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 10:14:37 [Preview] No.318514 del
I kept hitting the New Reply button and it spat it out at me. I am guessing there is no default behaviour when shit hits the fan.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 10:14:44 [Preview] No.318515 del
Never heard of it
The foreign boards scare me

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 10:15:00 [Preview] No.318516 del
Have a curry.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 10:15:15 [Preview] No.318517 del

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 10:16:44 [Preview] No.318518 del
It’s >>>/kc/ or something

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 10:17:57 [Preview] No.318519 del
NEETs do seem to have more interesting medical problems than normal people

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 10:18:23 [Preview] No.318520 del
You got a stored query or an S3 bucket jammed up your dick hole mate

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 10:20:34 [Preview] No.318521 del
Swollen pussay

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 10:20:41 [Preview] No.318522 del
Lol the first thing I see is Acid Bath
I remember loving it as a teen. Introduced to it by a gaming clan mate from Arizona but could never find any high quality rips.

Big S3 bucket that sync every 24 hours, thats 11am for me. Empty the app server into the bucket. Empty the bowel into the bucket before lunch.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 10:21:47 [Preview] No.318523 del
Fuck yeah Acid Bath is on Spotify now

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 10:22:26 [Preview] No.318524 del
Most people who don't visit this board ignore them.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 10:22:49 [Preview] No.318525 del
I sometimes bleed out my dick a bit if i have a big cum and it's been a few weeks

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 10:25:52 [Preview] No.318526 del
garn cragers

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 10:26:23 [Preview] No.318527 del
Give Ross my love

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 10:27:19 [Preview] No.318528 del
Those are all I could think of, I'll try thinking of more later.
I'm sure Possum, Cruisey and Weber almost shed a tear while throwing his body overboard.
>Do you think you will ever be truly free?
Who knows? I like coming here anyway.
>She is a no good hussy and she stole cheesecake then broke his heart
True, I more meant that it will cause a stir with her trying to be a "trad Christian" these days.
>I've had creamed rice with two fruits. It sounds good.
My grandpa would talk about how his mummybot would make him rice cooked with milk with brown sugar, vanilla and cinnamon added in.
What's got you down mate?
I went to Lazy Moe's there with my dad for dinner once.
Went to Aldi and Dan's for some food and drinks, specifically some snacks and a bottle of port. Going to cook some mince then get boonged.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 10:29:38 [Preview] No.318529 del
Is that the Burwood dannies?

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 10:32:44 [Preview] No.318531 del
Yeah the one near the Burvale pub.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 10:34:13 [Preview] No.318533 del
There is a BO-should-delete-thread in the catalogue.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 10:35:16 [Preview] No.318534 del
If only they posted it before nuro died

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 10:35:22 [Preview] No.318535 del

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 10:35:32 [Preview] No.318536 del
God dieting destroys your bingeing abilites. I used to be able to down a whole bucket of kfc. Now I'm having problems getting through the second box of chips.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 10:36:34 [Preview] No.318537 del
Every time I see dan smiling, I just smile on back. I just can't help myself.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 10:37:09 [Preview] No.318538 del
Dan loves all his little NEETlings

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 10:37:35 [Preview] No.318539 del
Have a wank.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 10:38:42 [Preview] No.318541 del
Well done NEET.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 10:38:49 [Preview] No.318542 del
I've been there once, on a pilgrimage. It was full of normies

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 10:40:05 [Preview] No.318543 del
Is it true that 1st Choice do bulk deals?

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 10:40:28 [Preview] No.318544 del
You sound like me

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 10:40:39 [Preview] No.318545 del
Thank you.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 10:40:54 [Preview] No.318546 del
Good night NEETs. Sleep right and well.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 10:41:01 [Preview] No.318547 del

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 10:41:44 [Preview] No.318548 del
G'night m8,be sure not to catch fire or assplode overnight.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 10:43:53 [Preview] No.318549 del
A pack of Kingstons and milk.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 10:44:00 [Preview] No.318550 del
Fuck yeah! You go BO!

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 10:44:42 [Preview] No.318551 del
I had camembert. I hope you enjoy your kingstons and melk.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 10:44:48 [Preview] No.318552 del
Nasty things.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 10:45:42 [Preview] No.318553 del
I used to live within walking distance of the burvale, for years, but I never ever went there because I had no friends

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 10:46:01 [Preview] No.318554 del
I'm going to cook a sausage and egg sammitch and then watch corrupt popes do incest and murder and stuff
G'night NEETs

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 10:46:22 [Preview] No.318555 del
If you develop schizophrenia then you'll never have to say that ever again.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 10:47:33 [Preview] No.318556 del
They are very nice, enjoy your cheese.
They are splendid.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 10:47:58 [Preview] No.318557 del

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 10:48:36 [Preview] No.318558 del
9 more standards and some Hawaiin pizza rolls acquired

Absolutely motherfuckin based

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 10:49:28 [Preview] No.318559 del
I hate McDonald's because I hate the Sc*ttish.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 10:50:29 [Preview] No.318560 del
You are splendid.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 10:50:51 [Preview] No.318561 del
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I'm working on it.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 10:51:25 [Preview] No.318562 del
At least the scottish are better than the irish.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 10:52:25 [Preview] No.318563 del
They're all (((Celtic))).

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 10:52:33 [Preview] No.318564 del
Kingstons are better.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 10:54:30 [Preview] No.318565 del
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NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 10:55:11 [Preview] No.318566 del
No potatoes for you.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 10:56:07 [Preview] No.318567 del
>tfw studying and working in the tech field but becoming more of an anti-techie uncle teddie each day

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 10:57:20 [Preview] No.318568 del
Ash nazg durbatulûk, ash nazg gimbatul

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 11:04:10 [Preview] No.318569 del
Never before has any voice uttered the words of that tongue here on the Gen.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 11:04:34 [Preview] No.318570 del
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>tfw food coma
I'd forgotten how good and sleepy it can make you

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 11:08:31 [Preview] No.318571 del
Papabot has asked "we still on for dinner tomorrow?"

Prefer to be hungover

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 11:11:56 [Preview] No.318572 del
You better go to dinner.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 11:14:09 [Preview] No.318573 del
He smiles knowing that he brings his customers joy every day.
The pub or the Dans?
It's called the NEET accent.
Glad you like it.
Can't be fucked doing any weights or gym tonight, the mince has sapped rather than boosted my energy anyway, going to crack open that bottle of port.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 11:14:49 [Preview] No.318574 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=OOhdx1TLutw [Embed]


NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 11:15:36 [Preview] No.318575 del
good night friends.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 11:19:43 [Preview] No.318576 del
Good night my friend.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 11:23:03 [Preview] No.318577 del

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 12:06:47 [Preview] No.318579 del
I reported a nigger faggot cunt in the catalogue.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 12:08:56 [Preview] No.318580 del
My style is impetuous, My defence is impregnable. I'm ferocious. I want your heart
I want to eat his children.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 12:12:08 [Preview] No.318581 del
Already deleted that nigger faggot cunt.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 12:13:08 [Preview] No.318582 del
Thank you.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 12:17:16 [Preview] No.318583 del
It's getting cold in Melbourne
Summer is officially over in my books

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 12:20:42 [Preview] No.318584 del
I hope you get better.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 12:27:06 [Preview] No.318585 del
>in my books
Unless they are official almanacs then your books aren't worth much m80.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 12:30:57 [Preview] No.318586 del
I still got sunburnt today

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 12:33:15 [Preview] No.318587 del
Still mid to high 20s in Adelaide.
ie. too fucking hot

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 12:33:33 [Preview] No.318588 del
Nighty night noots.
Pancakes tomorrow.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 12:34:04 [Preview] No.318589 del
Getting sunburnt isn't a function of the temperature you mong.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 12:39:22 [Preview] No.318590 del
Good night PancakeNEET.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 13:38:23 [Preview] No.318591 del
Reading about a frenchman who shot himself in the head 6 times in a suicide attempt...that failed. Absolutely justed.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 13:38:31 [Preview] No.318592 del
good morning NEETs

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 13:39:25 [Preview] No.318593 del
Good morning CzechNEET.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 13:40:42 [Preview] No.318594 del
Even 15-20 standards and it just feels like a normal night in. This shit is getting boring but the keenness of a Friday night never fades despite knowing the outcome. The hangover just isn't worth it but what can you do.

sgarnon eurobro

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 13:55:35 [Preview] No.318597 del
>but what can you do.
Have a drunken wank

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 14:01:09 [Preview] No.318598 del
I might give it a go
Not even remotely keen though

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 14:08:57 [Preview] No.318599 del
Probably not worth it then.
Have a drunken fry up instead.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 14:26:09 [Preview] No.318600 del
I am not a good man.
I am a spiteful man with a temper.
Pray to God no child is ever birthed to me in my current state.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 14:32:01 [Preview] No.318601 del
Men can't give birth you silly NEET

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 17:59:06 [Preview] No.318602 del
+10c is the cutoff for top down driving

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 18:37:57 [Preview] No.318603 del
Morning NEETums

I'm up, off to work. I'm still drunk. Lucky its only ground work.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 18:38:04 [Preview] No.318604 del
+20 for me

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 19:24:36 [Preview] No.318605 del
Morning neets. Slept 5 hours. It'll have to do. I never want to binge again.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 19:27:23 [Preview] No.318606 del
Elbow deep anal fisting.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 19:43:56 [Preview] No.318607 del
only elbow? amateur

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 20:21:21 [Preview] No.318608 del
Good advice.

>9 more standards and some Hawaiin pizza rolls acquired

Your body needed it!

>Prefer to be hungover
You do not!


>Lucky its only ground work.
Good luck.

>It'll have to do. I never want to binge again
Your body needs it!

Good morning NEETs.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 20:23:31 [Preview] No.318609 del
What websites were you using/were popular back in the mid 2000s? I'm trying to think.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 20:27:33 [Preview] No.318610 del
>I'm trying to think.
tubgirl, meatspin and blue waffle.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 20:37:13 [Preview] No.318611 del
>tubgirl, meatspin and blue waffle.
Ahh, my halcyonic childhood days...

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 20:53:37 [Preview] No.318612 del
superhry.cz and newgrounds for flash games
and san andreas multiplayer
that was the entirety of the internet for me

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 20:55:29 [Preview] No.318613 del
oh yeah, and ulozto.cz for downloading 128kbps mp3s to share over infrared on my sony ericsson

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 21:01:01 [Preview] No.318614 del
Is lindsay fox jewish? With a surname like that, he's gotta be, right?

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 21:13:38 [Preview] No.318615 del
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Just paid the rent. Now my savings are down to less than $300 for the first time in years.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 21:15:27 [Preview] No.318616 del
As long as it's savings and not debt you're doing alright m8.
Also G'morning NEETs.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 21:18:57 [Preview] No.318617 del
Good morning, NEETs, NOOTs, and NIGGERs!

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 21:28:06 [Preview] No.318619 del
Can I have 6, 3 with lemon juice and sugar and 3 with maple flavoured syrup and butter please?

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 21:28:28 [Preview] No.318620 del
UV isn't real.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 21:29:27 [Preview] No.318621 del
No, but there's a direct correlation between temperature, cloud cover, and UV.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 21:30:56 [Preview] No.318622 del
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NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 21:31:44 [Preview] No.318623 del
Flag reverted.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 21:32:02 [Preview] No.318624 del
And also a correlation with summer.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 21:32:57 [Preview] No.318625 del
Oh, on the car.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 21:33:18 [Preview] No.318626 del
We never got that harness bulge pic.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 21:33:18 [Preview] No.318627 del
True. That other NEET is a dumb dumb unlike us hey bro

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 21:33:33 [Preview] No.318628 del
Good morning NEETs.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 21:33:59 [Preview] No.318629 del
Sometimes your modem can power cycle overnight and you get a new IP.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 21:34:29 [Preview] No.318630 del
All that time out in the sun fried his brains

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 21:35:14 [Preview] No.318631 del
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What's for breakfast?

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 21:36:01 [Preview] No.318632 del
What NEET name do you go by these days?

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 21:36:27 [Preview] No.318633 del
Trying to decide whether or not to get danned today. The news of nuro's death due to alcoholism has deeply rattled me

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 21:36:46 [Preview] No.318634 del
Myspace and bebo.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 21:37:20 [Preview] No.318635 del
I had seven (7) slices of deep pan pizza. Three (3) Hawaiian and four (4) supreme. And a Dare triple espresso.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 21:37:34 [Preview] No.318636 del
It was only the internal pickling effect of the alcohol that kept him alive this long.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 21:38:31 [Preview] No.318637 del
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>infrared on my sony ericsson
They were the days.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 21:39:22 [Preview] No.318638 del
That is a hearty and NEET Council approved breakfast containing all the major food groups,well done NEET.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 21:40:06 [Preview] No.318639 del
All but the Dan food group, which I shall rectify soon.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 21:40:42 [Preview] No.318640 del
Smart, Dan is a wonderful digestive aid.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 21:40:50 [Preview] No.318641 del
I recognise that muffin

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 21:42:34 [Preview] No.318642 del
3 more weeks of lockdown
im so fucking pissed off im ready to kill someone

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 21:43:03 [Preview] No.318643 del
Dan's opens in 18 minutes. Get ready.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 21:43:10 [Preview] No.318644 del
>lindsay fox
I can't remember the story well, but I think Allan Scott bought his first truck by selling gear to Linfox drivers. He apparently used to hang out at truckstops in Pt Augusta.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 21:43:39 [Preview] No.318645 del
What have you been spending it on?

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 21:43:49 [Preview] No.318646 del
Finished off the leftover kfc. Turned out that 'never' was less than an hour.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 21:44:22 [Preview] No.318647 del
Nuro used to hang out at truckstops too ....

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 21:44:41 [Preview] No.318648 del
Good morning

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 21:45:29 [Preview] No.318649 del
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An Izzy approved breakfast

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 21:45:47 [Preview] No.318650 del
Coffee and much less nicotine than my body is screaming for.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 21:46:29 [Preview] No.318651 del
So you think stopping drinking could actually be more dangerous than continuing?

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 21:49:27 [Preview] No.318653 del
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Of course,9/10 Dan Murphy enthusiasts surveyed agreed on this.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 21:50:07 [Preview] No.318654 del
*and the tenth one was too drunk to reply

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 21:50:15 [Preview] No.318655 del
Well rounded. All those healthy veggies on the supreme and and a serving on fruit on the Hawaiian.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 21:51:14 [Preview] No.318656 del
That is the worst looking bit.
I am not a fan on muffins, I'd prefer it on a bun.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 21:52:01 [Preview] No.318657 del
Best A had 3 days all up of lockdown and that turned out to be pointless.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 21:52:29 [Preview] No.318658 del
38 here

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 21:52:57 [Preview] No.318659 del
WA had 5 days and now we have a permanent contact register.
Ivor Boongcock has been visiting many shops in my area.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 21:53:04 [Preview] No.318660 del
Did you heat it up?

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 21:53:21 [Preview] No.318661 del
7 days, sorry

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 21:53:29 [Preview] No.318662 del
Have another mint.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 21:53:41 [Preview] No.318663 del
>Ivor Boongcock has been visiting many shops in my area.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 21:54:06 [Preview] No.318664 del
All these Dan memes are giving me a hankering.
I might need to go get some goon.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 21:54:39 [Preview] No.318665 del
I've been chewing toothpicks
They help ... a little

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 21:55:00 [Preview] No.318666 del
>Ivor Boongcock

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 21:57:22 [Preview] No.318667 del
I want to shit.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 22:00:26 [Preview] No.318668 del
Do it m8,unleash your bowels
That dirty slut of a toilet is craving it

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 22:03:05 [Preview] No.318670 del
But I've got nothing to shit out yet. I must feast first.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 22:05:20 [Preview] No.318671 del
Mollymook is a funny sounding place.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 22:06:12 [Preview] No.318672 del
Of course not. Are you a neet or are you a normie?

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 22:06:43 [Preview] No.318673 del
Bad NEET,should have done your prep work
You only have yourself to blame

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 22:07:33 [Preview] No.318674 del
There's a Mollydooker winery in SA.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 22:08:30 [Preview] No.318675 del
kek, that's even funnier
Mollydooker sounds like an insult we'd use here

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 22:08:55 [Preview] No.318676 del
Possum called me a Mollydooker once.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 22:09:10 [Preview] No.318677 del
The name "Mollymook" is believed to derive from mollymawk, the name given by sailors to small species of albatross.

A mollydooker is a slang term for a left-handed person. In use since the 1930s, mollydooker probably came from British dialect brought to Australia in the early twentieth century.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 22:09:51 [Preview] No.318678 del
These are cut and paste from google, not my opinions on the matter.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 22:15:07 [Preview] No.318680 del
If you can't butt chug a 4L bag of goon then I don't want to talk to you.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 22:15:54 [Preview] No.318681 del
I love Dan as a good NEET should but his love can be a little scary sometimes.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 22:17:35 [Preview] No.318682 del
My arse uses motion sensors.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 22:17:57 [Preview] No.318683 del
we've had a lockdown for the last 6 months or so, but jobs remained open and so did supermarkets.
that didnt work so instead of trying to change the approach the government fuckheads just want to continue, just with more totalitarian movement restrictions and shit. good luck, people are so fed up with that shit i doubt its gonna do anything.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 22:19:33 [Preview] No.318684 del
we need to reanimate nuro's corpse

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 22:19:41 [Preview] No.318685 del
>6 months
Fuck that's messed up

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 22:20:12 [Preview] No.318686 del
No nurophilia allowed

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 22:21:17 [Preview] No.318687 del
Might have a Mollydook wank.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 22:21:42 [Preview] No.318688 del
He watches all.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 22:21:55 [Preview] No.318689 del
Dan needs that information.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 22:24:14 [Preview] No.318690 del
Dans motion sensors are watching you wank

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 22:24:54 [Preview] No.318691 del
Numbers above 5 get hard. It is easier to say one week or less than count the number of hours.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 22:25:32 [Preview] No.318692 del
YouTube even knows I miss him
https://youtube.com/watch?v=y_bwKW6V1lw [Embed]

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 22:29:47 [Preview] No.318693 del
In honour of Nuros untimely demise I would like to suggest a new rule banning anyone who impersonates him.
Such disrespect cannot be tolerated.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 22:32:13 [Preview] No.318694 del
We'll see, if the moon is right tonight perhaps he'll rise up.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 22:33:35 [Preview] No.318695 del
He should have waited until Easter time to die.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 22:36:45 [Preview] No.318696 del
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NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 22:38:35 [Preview] No.318697 del
I doubt it's possible to kill Nuro.

Perhaps the Doktor brought him back to life?

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 22:39:04 [Preview] No.318698 del
Can't kill what was never alive to begin with.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 22:39:51 [Preview] No.318699 del
>Russian diplomats are forced to leave North Korea on foot while pushing their luggage on a rail trolley after Kim Jong Un closed butthole to fight Covid

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 22:41:49 [Preview] No.318700 del
>Pub owner says anyone who doesn't know how to cook a 'good steak' should put it in the TOASTER because it's just as good as frying (just don't try to make toast afterwards!)

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 22:44:07 [Preview] No.318701 del
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NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 22:44:26 [Preview] No.318702 del

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 22:45:53 [Preview] No.318703 del
Morning choof with the second coffee.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 22:45:54 [Preview] No.318704 del
You could maybe cook a thin sandwich steak that way I guess.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 22:47:12 [Preview] No.318705 del
Morning coffee with the second choof.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 22:47:20 [Preview] No.318706 del
There was a place on bagsters rd that made racks of pork ribs on a toaster conveyor belt thing.
Took 20mins.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 22:47:28 [Preview] No.318707 del
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SOME neets here are being divisive, and creating a non-inclusive ausneets environment.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 22:47:52 [Preview] No.318708 del
They're probably just trying to fingerprint your device.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 22:48:22 [Preview] No.318709 del
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Are you me?

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 22:48:36 [Preview] No.318710 del
Time to play Grim Dawn while listening to shit on youtube.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 22:48:44 [Preview] No.318711 del
You needed it!

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 22:48:52 [Preview] No.318712 del
We have a thing at home from the 60s or 70s called a vertical grill, that is basically a giant toaster like thing for doing steak and sausages and toasted sandwiches.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 22:49:18 [Preview] No.318713 del
Ok, got my lamb from dan's, now it's time to watch some ancient aliens and hope that drinking will make all my problems go away.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 22:49:25 [Preview] No.318714 del
Flag reverted.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 22:50:00 [Preview] No.318715 del

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 22:50:14 [Preview] No.318716 del
Flag reverted.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 22:51:07 [Preview] No.318717 del

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 22:51:15 [Preview] No.318718 del
off to bunnings

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 22:51:26 [Preview] No.318719 del

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 22:51:34 [Preview] No.318720 del
I'm playing dark souls.
just killed the abyss watchers.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 22:52:09 [Preview] No.318721 del
Might have another.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=AqDZJtIkPuc [Embed]

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 22:53:37 [Preview] No.318722 del
Good luck. Pick me up a Bonsai plant please.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 22:54:13 [Preview] No.318723 del
Is this song about prostitution?

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 22:54:42 [Preview] No.318724 del
All songs are about prostitution

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 22:57:52 [Preview] No.318725 del
Flag perverted.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 23:01:24 [Preview] No.318726 del
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good news is that pretty much the only party against this bullshit is the right wing, anti-EU and anti immigration/muslim party headed by our local shogun. so i hope they make it in the coming election
>jew fears the samurai

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 23:02:50 [Preview] No.318727 del
can you please chop this guy in half: https://youtube.com/watch?v=6JCHb_LQF7s [Embed]

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 23:03:18 [Preview] No.318728 del
Remember that we are the natives of western Europe, prior to the Indo-European slaughter and cuddle of our proud peoples. Our forefathers of Agartha, connected by the N haplogroup. Came out of the hollow earth in Siberia and spread through the lands. Indo European's are Marduk and Baal, off shoots from the Fishmen of southern Persia. Which is now under the the gulf. The river crossroads. Planted there by the Annunaki with their genetics altered, destined to become what they have become today. But that taste of pre-pottery native blood from Neolithic Europe that courses through our veins is what really connects us. Before it was muddied by Nibiruians. They slaughtered all the men and took our mothers and wives. Most of those horse-riding, agriculturalist, art making faggots ended up with 10 wives each. It only took a few hundred too. War didn't exist with our people. We were a peaceful mob, unna.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 23:05:56 [Preview] No.318729 del

It's doing that play/pause thing.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 23:07:29 [Preview] No.318730 del
Morning bros. Just woke up. I'm having a browse with a black instant. Got a three day reprieve from the wagerium.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 23:08:45 [Preview] No.318731 del
I can tell someone has been practising with his fiddle.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 23:08:55 [Preview] No.318732 del
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>We were a peaceful mob, unna.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 23:09:03 [Preview] No.318733 del
You should go fishing.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=GehkRQWGjAk [Embed]

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 23:09:29 [Preview] No.318734 del
Morning m8

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 23:10:05 [Preview] No.318735 del
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We are the real Europeans.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 23:10:24 [Preview] No.318736 del
Old King Cole had three fiddles.
After he called for his pipe and bowl.
Cunt was a fucking legend basically.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 23:12:51 [Preview] No.318737 del
he should, fucking hipster playing his faggot ass trash music using a fucking banjo as a cello wtf

czech-japanese shogunate when

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 23:13:33 [Preview] No.318738 del
Boiled the kettle half an hour ago, and put the milk in first.
Now there's chunks of unmixed coffee.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 23:14:29 [Preview] No.318739 del
I have three nipples.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 23:14:39 [Preview] No.318740 del
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Only the Boongs have pure human blood
Everyone elses ancestors got molested by aliens.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 23:15:13 [Preview] No.318741 del
Fiddle with them.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 23:15:28 [Preview] No.318742 del
Morning NEET.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 23:15:50 [Preview] No.318743 del
You need a new laptop but at what cost?

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 23:16:37 [Preview] No.318744 del
Fucking aye.
I was worried that none of you would get it due to the mong alien genes.
Being a boong is better than being a mong.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 23:17:52 [Preview] No.318745 del
I'm listening to youtube on my phone.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Xp1Ds5vAjYA [Embed]

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 23:18:01 [Preview] No.318746 del
tbh I was typing up a fuck off with that shit post then I actually read what you wrote

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 23:19:00 [Preview] No.318747 del
>I'm listening to youtube on my phone.
You need a new laptop.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 23:20:33 [Preview] No.318748 del
A complete mong mate of mine angered me recently by insisting that his new $2300 mongphone played music better than my stereo because it cost more.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 23:20:42 [Preview] No.318749 del
Good morning my friend.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 23:21:51 [Preview] No.318751 del
Did it though?

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 23:22:12 [Preview] No.318752 del
Yeah probably.
I always get ripped off making big purchasers.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 23:22:32 [Preview] No.318753 del
No, not at all.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 23:23:08 [Preview] No.318754 del
Sup baby, you're up at a reasonable hour.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 23:26:26 [Preview] No.318755 del
Ask someone here for advice. Also prioritise the features you want. You often can't get them all unless you want to keep paying through the nose.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 23:28:01 [Preview] No.318756 del
I need one that can go on the Gen and play youtube.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 23:28:14 [Preview] No.318757 del
I'm seeing a lot of boong posting here today. These posts need to be rounded up and sent to camps, for their own good.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 23:29:15 [Preview] No.318758 del
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raycis woit dorg carnt

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 23:30:04 [Preview] No.318759 del
prime petrol sniffing time

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 23:32:40 [Preview] No.318760 del
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NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 23:32:49 [Preview] No.318761 del
Pretty much every laptop but I am guessing you want better quality sound so focus on that or cheaper laptop then get some speakers to plug into it.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 23:33:53 [Preview] No.318762 del
Where does the phrase "pay through the nose" come from?
Was snot currency at some stage?
Who gives the Boongs cenno tribute every fortnight m8?
Who REALLY won that fight?

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 23:35:55 [Preview] No.318763 del
>White people
>wageslave every day to pay taxes and build fine and useful services
>sit round on their arses all day drink and have a jolly good time enjoying the work of their white slaves

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 23:36:15 [Preview] No.318764 del
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i forgot whats this guy's name?

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 23:36:45 [Preview] No.318765 del
>"pay through the nose" come from?
Off the top of my head I have no clue. This site is unsupported but suggested
> When the Danes conquered Ireland in the ninth century, they took a census by “counting noses”. Exorbitant taxes were imposed on each “nose”, thus one had to pay through the nose. There is a myth that anyone who did not pay his nose tax had his nose slit in punishment, though there is little support for this addendum to the story. Related terms are pays through the nose, paid through the nose, paying through the nose.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 23:37:04 [Preview] No.318766 del

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 23:37:33 [Preview] No.318767 del
Cat Boy Kami

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 23:37:54 [Preview] No.318768 del
Perhaps I am wrong...

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 23:38:24 [Preview] No.318769 del
Huh, cheers for that m8
I learn more here than I did at school

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 23:38:58 [Preview] No.318770 del
Kek, fair point.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 23:39:36 [Preview] No.318771 del
Probably from the ancient egyptian custom of heating a metal hook, shoving it through your nostrils and using it to remove the brain.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 23:39:55 [Preview] No.318772 del
Buy your new laptop online and have it delivered. That way you can show us all what you are buying and we can approve it for you, and also you will not get conned by any salesmen like you will if you go in person again.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 23:40:28 [Preview] No.318773 del
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no, thats this guy
the little satan got arrested in britain or something, i want to find more of his videos

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 23:40:41 [Preview] No.318774 del
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Boongs have been resting on their laurels for far too long. The time is at hand for a new race of white boongs to take their place.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 23:41:39 [Preview] No.318775 del
> a new race of white boongs to take their place.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 23:47:27 [Preview] No.318777 del
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Maybe it's time for ausneets elite meme force to make a collage of all the white boongs we can find.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 23:48:59 [Preview] No.318778 del
> elite meme force
Sounds like they are from a bad home.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 23:53:52 [Preview] No.318779 del
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The cops are way ahead of us there m8

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 23:54:41 [Preview] No.318780 del
>you're up at a reasonable hour.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 23:55:30 [Preview] No.318781 del
>white boongs
I don't see why you BIGOTS keep making such a big deal out of this. We acknowledge and take full responsibility for our ancestors having wiped out the indigenous inhabitants of this continent, and choose to express solidarity with the survivors by taking the special welfare services set aside for them.

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 23:56:49 [Preview] No.318782 del
>the indigenous inhabitants of this continent
*First Nations People

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 23:58:16 [Preview] No.318783 del
Hello Neets

NEET 02/26/2021 (Fri) 23:59:38 [Preview] No.318784 del
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hello fetal alcohol syndrome

NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 00:00:03 [Preview] No.318785 del
Begone vile impostor

NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 00:01:55 [Preview] No.318786 del
Dead wrong white cunt.

NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 00:02:06 [Preview] No.318787 del
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>WA welcomes it's first all Aboriginal Police Cadet Intake

NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 00:02:19 [Preview] No.318788 del
It needs to look pretty.

NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 00:03:10 [Preview] No.318789 del
What would you buy for less than a grand?
Should I get a pc instead?
I never unplug the laptop.

NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 00:03:52 [Preview]