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NEET General #319 - Long Grass Edition NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 01:54:29 [Preview] No. 318896
Do you NEETs ever feel the urge to go to go see the rest of the mob and spend a few weeks in the long grass drinking beers and sniffing petrol?

Old Thread: >>317907


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 01:56:06 [Preview] No.318897 del
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SA Best A


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 02:03:28 [Preview] No.318911 del
>>318896
I do.

>>318897
A lovely image.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 02:06:14 [Preview] No.318919 del
>>318896
All too often


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 02:06:29 [Preview] No.318920 del
Flag reverted.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 02:06:30 [Preview] No.318921 del
nuro just suggested something I -- a respected poster -- wrote was "rediculous and gaymer tier".


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 02:06:52 [Preview] No.318922 del
>>318896
I long to live like a boong
Curse my alien ancestors for spoiling my life


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 02:07:37 [Preview] No.318923 del
>>318921
Clearly an impostor, the real Nuro (RIP) would never say such a thing.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 02:07:59 [Preview] No.318924 del
>>318921
No coomsumer needs 128gb of RAM.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 02:08:52 [Preview] No.318926 del
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NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 02:09:07 [Preview] No.318927 del
My arse is in the saddle for the last time, the stirrups hang by your side.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 02:09:16 [Preview] No.318928 del
>>318924
wot about people like wombo?


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 02:10:09 [Preview] No.318929 del


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 02:10:47 [Preview] No.318930 del
>>318928
Webbo needs ALL the RAM.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 02:13:42 [Preview] No.318931 del
>>318924
accurate


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 02:13:46 [Preview] No.318932 del
That shit gave me a headspin. I don't think it's over.
There is much more to come.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 02:14:36 [Preview] No.318933 del
>>318932
>AVA BIG BOONG POO
Wizzy is never wrong


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 02:15:19 [Preview] No.318934 del
>>318930
just how many tabs of gay furry porn can he have open with 128gb of ram?


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 02:15:23 [Preview] No.318935 del
>>318928
I still don't understand why anyone would need that much RAM at home.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 02:15:31 [Preview] No.318936 del
>>318932
>That shit
Which shit?


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 02:17:04 [Preview] No.318937 del
>>318934
i apologize, that was disgusting


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 02:17:49 [Preview] No.318938 del
>>318934
Bah, a pox on your furry porn
Webby only gazes at the finest quality skanks the internet has to offer


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 02:20:55 [Preview] No.318939 del
I'm going to do real life stuff.
Cheers NEETs


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 02:21:57 [Preview] No.318940 del
>>318938
as things should be
>>318939
see ya mang


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 02:22:34 [Preview] No.318941 del
>>318939
Be careful out there NEET.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 02:24:32 [Preview] No.318942 del
>>318939
If you stumble across any boigurs, goon or dugs in your travels, can you get me some?


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 02:24:35 [Preview] No.318943 del
Standoes had me sleeping in until 1pm.
Not good, will need to try and wake up early tomorrow

Might have some beer for breakfast. Excited to watch the ufc at the pub tomorrow


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 02:25:22 [Preview] No.318944 del
>>318939
Enjoy your wank.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 02:25:52 [Preview] No.318945 del
>>318943
>Not good,
You needed them!


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 02:34:25 [Preview] No.318946 del
>>318943
how many standos last night?


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 02:36:00 [Preview] No.318947 del


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 02:42:37 [Preview] No.318948 del
Channel 7.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 02:43:07 [Preview] No.318949 del
>>318939
only we will decide if its real enough


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 02:43:41 [Preview] No.318950 del
those mustangs look hot


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 02:46:04 [Preview] No.318951 del
>>318950
bwammp


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 02:49:55 [Preview] No.318952 del
>>318950
>>318951
It still annoys me that, other than the body, they have nothing in common with the commercial version of the car.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 02:51:00 [Preview] No.318953 del
>>318952
and even the body shell is just a fibreglass replica


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 02:51:35 [Preview] No.318954 del
>>318951
looks like a mustang crossed with an RX7... BASED


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 02:52:27 [Preview] No.318955 del
>>318952
that and the gimped fuel limitations, because muh environment


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 02:52:35 [Preview] No.318956 del
>>318952
I've heard they have shit steering.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 02:52:58 [Preview] No.318957 del
Got a pack of gingernuts, but no other munchies to watch with the car show.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 02:53:45 [Preview] No.318958 del
>>318956
Dunno.
Growing up in Lizbef all the Holden Racing stuff used to shit me. The local ferals honestly seemed to believe the cars fanging around Bathurst were just tricked up versions of what the factory was producing.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 02:54:02 [Preview] No.318959 del
No response my Dad regarding dinner tonight is causing me anxiety.

Don't know what to do with the day. Probably won't be able to drive anywhere. Beers and chainsmoking on the balcony listening to sludge metal seems like the only option


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 02:54:56 [Preview] No.318960 del
>>318959
Hit him up again, in case he didn't notice the message.
Try and keep it tidy just in case.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 02:56:27 [Preview] No.318961 del
>>318960
Postponing till next weekend so my brother can put it in his social calendar seems a better idea.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 03:01:58 [Preview] No.318962 del
So is nuro dying or something?


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 03:03:31 [Preview] No.318963 del
I'm getting worried about day one of the Autumn Offensive being this Monday. I am going to have to talk to a girl and I am very nervous.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 03:05:11 [Preview] No.318964 del
>>318963
Explain please.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 03:10:40 [Preview] No.318966 del


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 03:12:29 [Preview] No.318967 del
>>318966
Ah. Good luck.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 03:14:09 [Preview] No.318968 del
What are you all doing?
I don't know what to do.
Just sitting here listening to music, looking at the venetians, and clicking refresh every 30 seconds


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 03:15:57 [Preview] No.318969 del
>>318968
I'm studying. I keep getting distracted so I am going to close the thread for a bit. Sorry noot.
Why don't you watch a moofie?


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 03:16:01 [Preview] No.318970 del
There's still a tiny piece of glass in my finger tip from last weekends pub blunder.
Might do some self-surgery and remove it


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 03:16:29 [Preview] No.318971 del
>>318969
>Why don't you watch a moofie?

I've seen all the good ones already


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 03:16:40 [Preview] No.318972 del
>>318970
Amputate it!


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 03:17:30 [Preview] No.318973 del
>>318968
I am reading blogs, reading the pdf of that book about shitty parents, playing minecraft and watching YouTube videos.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 03:20:55 [Preview] No.318974 del
>>318970
I once stepped through some glass with no shoes or socks on when I was drunk. I thought I'd got everything out of my foot and cleaned up. The next weekend I did the City to Bay (12km) and my foot was really hurting by I got home and Daddybot had a look and pulled out like a 10cm sliver of glass from the underside of my foot.
That was the same City to Bay I did in jeans where I got really chaffed and the blood plasma glued my skin to my jeans and the chair at the pub.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 03:21:44 [Preview] No.318975 del
>>318968
I was watching the racing but I'm ver it.
Was going to go to the shops and get some snacks, coke and maybe a bottle of coke for scotch.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 03:22:18 [Preview] No.318976 del
>>318970
Have you spoken to the milf since then?


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 03:23:07 [Preview] No.318977 del
>>318974
Delightful.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 03:27:22 [Preview] No.318978 del
>>318968
watching harry potter
kill me


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 03:29:18 [Preview] No.318979 del
>>318978
avada kedavra


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 03:31:05 [Preview] No.318980 del
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NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 03:32:02 [Preview] No.318981 del
Dad just called, I didn't answer.

>>318974
Delightful

>>318976
No, nor have any bumblebees responded. They don't appreciate my slow responses.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 03:32:53 [Preview] No.318982 del
>>318981
>They don't appreciate my slow responses.
No one bloody does, I bet you don't even read their replies either.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 03:33:19 [Preview] No.318983 del
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>>318978
>watching harry potter
Dobby approved


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 03:33:25 [Preview] No.318984 del
>>318958
>The local ferals
Bogans needed fast cars.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 03:33:52 [Preview] No.318985 del
>>318962
Slowly yes.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 03:34:13 [Preview] No.318986 del
>>318982
I have to re-read the conversation to remember whats going on and to formulate a response when I finally have the energy to open the app and try to say something


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 03:34:19 [Preview] No.318987 del


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 03:34:50 [Preview] No.318988 del
>>318979
>>318980
just watched the movie where he dies
>>318983
fuck this annoying cunt hope he chokes on his sock


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 03:35:06 [Preview] No.318989 del
>>318968
>What are you all doing?
Going to playing some GTA V on FiveM


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 03:36:12 [Preview] No.318990 del
Going to the shops, what do you want?


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 03:36:44 [Preview] No.318991 del
>>318990
Slab of goats, some tiger buns and 200 grams of extra hot sepressa salami


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 03:41:23 [Preview] No.318992 del
>>318990
47 custard tarts and 73 cans of monster please


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 03:48:17 [Preview] No.318993 del
goodnight NEETs


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 03:51:23 [Preview] No.318995 del
>>318993
niught


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 03:51:35 [Preview] No.318996 del
there is an Messiah thread in the catalogue


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 03:52:14 [Preview] No.318997 del
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yesterday was kino


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 03:53:09 [Preview] No.318998 del
>>318997
she has a better bike than you do


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 03:54:02 [Preview] No.318999 del
I SEE, A BAD MOON RISIN!
I SEE, TROUBLE ON THE WAY!


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 03:55:10 [Preview] No.319000 del
>>318999
DON'T GO OUT TONIGHT
IF YOU'RE A NIGGER OR A KIKE
THERE'S A RACEWAR ON THE RISE


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 03:55:54 [Preview] No.319001 del
Hope you got your things together
Hope you are quite prepared to die
Looks like we're in for nasty weather
One eye is taken for an eye
Well don't go around tonight
Well it's bound to take your life
Theeeeere's a bad moon on the rise


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 03:59:13 [Preview] No.319003 del
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>>318988
>fuck this annoying cunt hope he chokes on his sock
Dobby is gonna get you you m8


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 04:00:44 [Preview] No.319004 del


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 04:01:28 [Preview] No.319005 del
Garn local
Nothin else to do


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 04:02:43 [Preview] No.319006 del
>>319003
he couldn't even stop a knife that was thrown at him


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 04:05:47 [Preview] No.319007 del
CC's, salami, don meat sticks, pasta salad, 2L of coke, sliced cheese, mango tim tams and two bottles of goon aquired.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 04:06:08 [Preview] No.319008 del
>>318991
I got you some salami.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 04:06:25 [Preview] No.319009 del
>>318992
A glass of coke will have to do.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 04:10:32 [Preview] No.319010 del
Tried to have another wank but none left in the tank.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 04:10:41 [Preview] No.319011 del
I ain't no fortunate one


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 04:11:09 [Preview] No.319012 del
>>319010
Haven't had a wank for days now. No desire.
Might force one later


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 04:11:14 [Preview] No.319013 del
cognac or goon neets ?


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 04:11:19 [Preview] No.319014 del
>>319007
>CC's
Which flavour?


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 04:11:38 [Preview] No.319015 del
>>319013
Neither. You need to detox.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 04:17:03 [Preview] No.319016 del
>>319015
cognac it is


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 04:18:45 [Preview] No.319017 del
Nuro is going to go the same way as the neet's brother that nuro mocked the death of.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 04:20:48 [Preview] No.319018 del
>>319013
Drink beer like a real man son


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 04:23:20 [Preview] No.319019 del


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 04:23:24 [Preview] No.319020 del
>>319018
> 5%
> real man

OK DAD


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 04:25:46 [Preview] No.319021 del
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>>319019
RAKIA


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 04:30:56 [Preview] No.319023 del
>>318981
>They don't appreciate my slow responses.
Like the one that sent you that message asking why nothing happened on Hinge?


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 04:32:42 [Preview] No.319024 del
>>318996
We attract too many spammers.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 04:32:57 [Preview] No.319025 del
>>318997
Based.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 04:33:42 [Preview] No.319026 del
>>319023
Exactly


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 04:34:15 [Preview] No.319027 del
>>319007
>CC's, salami, don meat sticks, pasta salad, 2L of coke, sliced cheese, mango tim tams
Straight to the arse.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 04:34:47 [Preview] No.319028 del
>>319015
>detox.
Nuro does not recognise that word.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 04:35:21 [Preview] No.319029 del
>>319022
How wholesome.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 04:37:28 [Preview] No.319030 del
Last night I had a dream that I was trying a beer brewed by Linfox.
That’s some weird subconscious battle between work and boongery


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 04:38:45 [Preview] No.319031 del
>>319028
>retox


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 04:39:12 [Preview] No.319032 del
off for a ride l8r neets


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 04:42:55 [Preview] No.319033 del
Howdy NEEToes, hows things?


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 04:45:18 [Preview] No.319034 del
>>319033
Howdy
Got my favourite seat at the local so the weekly bender is off to a good start


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 04:45:55 [Preview] No.319035 del
>>319033
Hey mate. A typically unproductive day for me. How's it going for you?


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 04:46:09 [Preview] No.319036 del


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 04:47:54 [Preview] No.319037 del
>>319035
Doing good, went for a cruise nice relaxing with some beers.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 04:49:18 [Preview] No.319038 del
>>319032
Stay based.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 04:49:35 [Preview] No.319039 del
Boongin in the name of!


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 04:51:17 [Preview] No.319040 del
>>319033
Good afternoon NEET. Going well, the same for you?


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 04:52:05 [Preview] No.319041 del
>>319040
Going fine.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 04:52:54 [Preview] No.319042 del
What's nice feed from Hungry Jacks?


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 04:56:06 [Preview] No.319043 del
>>319042
nuggers


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 04:58:12 [Preview] No.319044 del
>>319042
For me, it's a Bacon Deluxe.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 05:00:53 [Preview] No.319045 del
>>319044
you will have nuggers next time


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 05:04:24 [Preview] No.319046 del
>>319045
Not a fan of nuggers tbh


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 05:04:27 [Preview] No.319047 del
Going to make scrambled eggs with two (2) pork sausages and one (1) fish fillet.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 05:06:18 [Preview] No.319048 del
>>319046
nigger


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 05:06:22 [Preview] No.319049 del


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 05:06:30 [Preview] No.319050 del
>>319047
How many eggs?


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 05:07:27 [Preview] No.319051 del
>>319050
Five (5).
Big feed.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 05:08:59 [Preview] No.319052 del
>>319051
Smelly farts. Based.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 05:09:46 [Preview] No.319053 del
>>319052
I have no such issue.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 05:13:18 [Preview] No.319054 del
>>319053
Clench it!


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 05:15:39 [Preview] No.319056 del
>>319055
Nuro has a competitor.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 05:33:31 [Preview] No.319057 del
>>318896
What ever you thought of him, I think nuro was enough a part of this place that his death deserves its own thread, maybe a neetgen #320 - Nuro is gone, press 'f' to pay your respects edition


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 05:40:58 [Preview] No.319058 del
Nuro has a loose bum


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 05:45:21 [Preview] No.319059 del
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I affixed the planks top (140x30mm) and bottom (140x19mm), along with some wheels. Fashioned a handle for moving it out of 3/4" plumbing fittings.
Still have to run a router down the sides of the top and affix some trim, along with routing out a 22" diameter hole down the end with the wheels. I need to pick up a router bit that can do a 30mm deep cut during the week.
I'll probably build a cabinet between the top and bottom decks at the handle end.
Then do all the boring shit like filling the screw holes with putty and sanding and waterproofing.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 05:46:41 [Preview] No.319060 del
>>318331
Fuck you cunt

im always lurking


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 05:48:50 [Preview] No.319061 del
>>319060
Neets, whatever you do, don't look outside your window right now. Don't make eye contact with him.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 05:48:53 [Preview] No.319062 del
>>319059
Solid, proper and evenly spaced screws. Delightful.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 05:49:37 [Preview] No.319063 del
>>319060
Based.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 05:53:35 [Preview] No.319064 del
>>319059
>>319062
How do you find Ozito drill?


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 05:55:25 [Preview] No.319065 del
>>319059
Very nice wood working skills neet.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 05:58:45 [Preview] No.319066 del
Back from the local with 6 goaties.
Had 3 schoones. Had a chat with the new bartender, hes not as bad as I first though.
We're now on a first name basis. The booning continues I suppose. Music and stoicism quotes that almost bring me to tears over all the time I've wasted. Reflecting on your own mortality is rough.


>>319059
Noice

>>319060
Fuckin mad dog, where you headed?


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 05:59:05 [Preview] No.319067 del
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>>319061
I had a quick look, but I don't think he saw me.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 06:00:48 [Preview] No.319068 del
>>319064
That's a hammer drill that I bought for drilling some holes in the council's gutter a month or so ago. It's actually been quite good thus far. Certainly better at drilling than the Bosch cordless in the picture. I have relegated that to just driving screws in.

Unless you're a tradie doing it day in and day out, it's not worth dropping $600+ on a De Walt or whatever. If the Ozito one does two or three projects and then shits itself, I'll have had my money's worth.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 06:01:02 [Preview] No.319069 del
>>319066
>Back from the local with 6 goaties.
>Had 3 schoones.
Your body needs it!

>We're now on a first name basis.
Is that payWave again, Chad?


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 06:01:53 [Preview] No.319070 del
Only povo dickwits dont have makita tools


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 06:02:10 [Preview] No.319071 del
>>319068
>If the Ozito one does two or three projects and then shits itself, I'll have had my money's worth.
This point is what I am interested in. It seems to be that their tools fit the purpose of DIY but nothing more.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 06:02:35 [Preview] No.319072 del
>>319070
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 06:03:05 [Preview] No.319073 del
>>319069
Always paywave, Chris


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 06:03:09 [Preview] No.319074 del
>>319066
>Back from the local
you need to stay longer


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 06:04:17 [Preview] No.319075 del


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 06:05:32 [Preview] No.319076 del
Wine it is today


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 06:05:34 [Preview] No.319077 del
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>>319014
3 Cheese Fiesta.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 06:05:45 [Preview] No.319078 del
>>319075
The pickling effect is much lower.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 06:06:18 [Preview] No.319079 del
>>319076
Was it the price?
I am devastated I got it wrong >>319078


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 06:06:31 [Preview] No.319080 del
>>319027
Plump and flavourful.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 06:06:54 [Preview] No.319081 del
>>319071
Again, it depends what you're doing. If you were a NEET wood worker, doing a project every single week, you might be worth buying a better brand somewhere in the middle.
The Ozito stuff does have a 12 month warranty, so you can probably get Bunnings to swap it over every couple of months if you were using it hard.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 06:07:03 [Preview] No.319082 del
>>319030
Linsey would approve of boongery on the job.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 06:07:19 [Preview] No.319083 del
>>319033
Hello.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 06:08:12 [Preview] No.319084 del
>>319079
Hell naw it was hot today i craved the cold sack


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 06:08:31 [Preview] No.319085 del
>>319042
Double ultimate whopper in a hunger tamer with a chicken royale and an iced coffee.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 06:08:45 [Preview] No.319086 del
>>319080
Clap it!


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 06:08:58 [Preview] No.319087 del
>>319047
Doesn't need the fish.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 06:10:52 [Preview] No.319088 del
>>319059
The fabled woodwork station!
Very nicely don so far.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 06:11:01 [Preview] No.319089 del
>>319084
That's good.

>>319085
We had steak sandwiches instead.

>and an iced coffee.
I am still annoyed this isn't a thing in NSW.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 06:12:10 [Preview] No.319090 del
>>319060
That's not a harness bulge pic.
Go meet up with monk and teach him how to handle the boonglyf.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 06:12:19 [Preview] No.319091 del
>>319088
>The fabled barbecue station!


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 06:12:52 [Preview] No.319092 del
>>319085
I’m always surprised they didn’t start offering iced coffee with burger menus to bring meal deals up into the 25 dollar territory.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 06:12:55 [Preview] No.319093 del
>>319066
Have a goon and don't worry about it.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 06:13:11 [Preview] No.319094 del
>>319067
He saw you.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 06:13:50 [Preview] No.319095 del
>>319068
>drilling some holes in the council's gutter
You're making me blush.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 06:14:36 [Preview] No.319096 del
>>319070
I have a few Ryobi things. Ozito is probably as good. Ryobi is shit.


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NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 06:15:33 [Preview] No.319098 del
>>319078
>>319079
Unlike you, I know not to question.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 06:16:03 [Preview] No.319099 del
>>319081
>Ozito stuff does have a 12 month warranty
Didn't know that.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 06:16:55 [Preview] No.319100 del
>>319089
>steak sandwiches instead.
That's better as long as the filling wasn't all wet and made the bread go soggy.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 06:16:56 [Preview] No.319101 del
>>319098
I will never learn...


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 06:17:25 [Preview] No.319102 del
>>319091
I like this side of the gnome garden.
I'd like to see more.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 06:18:04 [Preview] No.319103 del
>>319100
It was very plain with lettuce, egg and tomato with no sauce. The meat was very nice. There was too much bun though.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 06:18:11 [Preview] No.319104 del
>>319092
It goes well with a big greasy boig.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 06:19:06 [Preview] No.319105 del
>>319103
I have a local that does a good one.
I hope the egg was runny.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 06:20:09 [Preview] No.319106 del
"All men's miseries derive from not being able to sit quiet in a room alone."


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 06:21:06 [Preview] No.319107 del
I might have fried eggs for dindins.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 06:21:14 [Preview] No.319108 del
>>319099
I'd just avoid them for things like table saws and mitre saws. Basically anything where you're relying on squareness between the blade and whatever table and fence they have provided. They never get that stuff square or rigid enough.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 06:21:16 [Preview] No.319109 del
>>319105
>I hope the egg was runny.
It was not unfortunately. That would have made it nicer though.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 06:21:51 [Preview] No.319110 del
>>319061
I play with cats through windows

>>319063
(You)

>>319066
Home for piss. I live in the norf.

>>319090
Harness bulge? Just for you bro, watch for Monday

I hope you're all well. I'm juggling the wage, the apprentices, the piss, the kids and the Mrs. Its a good kind of pain.

We're all gonna make it lads. Don't despair.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 06:23:22 [Preview] No.319111 del
>>319110
>Just for you bro, watch for Monday
What a kind act. I hope he blows a kiss, I would but he could say "no homo" afterwards.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 06:24:58 [Preview] No.319112 del
>>319108
I got a ryobi jigsaw and the blade doesn't click square, so you need to align it yourself.
Bit shit tbh


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 06:25:27 [Preview] No.319113 del
>>319109
With some worchestershire and bacon


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 06:26:50 [Preview] No.319114 del
>>319060
I hope you clean and trim those nails before you go touching my bussy.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 06:26:53 [Preview] No.319115 del
>>319110
>Just for you bro
You're a good slut. You need to work on your bulge angles though.
>a good kind of pain
Good on ya cuz.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 06:27:14 [Preview] No.319116 del
>>319112
I have the same one. Jigsaws in general are a shit choice for pretty much everything, except for those jobs where nothing else will work.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 06:27:21 [Preview] No.319117 del
>>319111
You can say it but its not the safety word.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 06:27:37 [Preview] No.319118 del
>>319113
I used the worchestershire with my scrambled eggs a few minutes ago. I remembered this time when I went shopping. You were angry with me last time when I forgot.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 06:28:55 [Preview] No.319119 del
>>319116
I used it to fashion an old wheelie bin into a compost bin with a flap door that I've never really used except for a mausoleum for helen
I've never needed it otherwise.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 06:29:20 [Preview] No.319120 del
>Nadia Bokody: Disturbing ‘sex trend’ that could become illegal in Australia
>>“The lights were off, but I knew straight away there was no condom,” Mel tells me.
https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/relationships/sex/nadia-bokody-disturbing-sex-trend-that-could-become-illegal-in-australia/news-story/363e0c3a7ef6e7cd1cd018a50fade7e5


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 06:29:34 [Preview] No.319121 del
>>319118
You put it on at the end, not when you scramble it.
I hope you did this right.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 06:29:40 [Preview] No.319122 del
>>319114
Not my scene. I was raised by lesbians, believe it or not. Mum came out after I was born.

gays aren't good parents


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 06:30:29 [Preview] No.319123 del
How does the bussy wordfilter work?
I thought a wordfilter couldn't be recusive so you couldn't have:
bussy -> [autism]bussy[/autism]


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 06:30:58 [Preview] No.319124 del
>>319121
I did.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 06:31:11 [Preview] No.319125 del
>>319122
That is not a good home.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 06:32:03 [Preview] No.319126 del
>>319124
Good NEET.
What brand?


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 06:32:19 [Preview] No.319127 del
>Mel is one of a growing number of women who’ve been victims of a so-called sex trend known as “stealthing” – an act involving removing a condom during sex without a partner’s consent or, often, their knowledge.

Mel should stop being a fucking slut. 'Recent trend' - its been happening since condoms were invented. This cunt deserves the rope.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 06:33:35 [Preview] No.319128 del
>>319115
I please to aim

>>319117
Niagara Falls

>>319125
Yeah but I've got some choice stories


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 06:34:00 [Preview] No.319129 del
>>319123
I think it checks each word in each post against each word in the filter going through it like a list. Apart from that I don't know.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 06:34:08 [Preview] No.319130 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ZY4ywyFXdik [Embed]


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 06:34:47 [Preview] No.319131 del
>>319126
Just the Coles homebrand one.
I didn't see any other brand.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 06:35:23 [Preview] No.319132 del
>>319129
Okay, endchan must handle it differently to 8chan.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 06:35:41 [Preview] No.319133 del
>>319127
Any bloke with a brain should be keeping it wrapped up and taking the franger home with him so she can't turkey baster herself afterwards.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 06:36:06 [Preview] No.319134 del
>>319130
Sheeit


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 06:36:55 [Preview] No.319135 del
>>319133
but my fetish is breeding


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 06:37:23 [Preview] No.319136 del
>>319128
>I please to aim
3 (You)'s says this is correct.
>>319128
>choice stories
I bet. Was her gf hot?


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 06:37:44 [Preview] No.319137 del


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 06:38:58 [Preview] No.319138 del
>>319137
Not the belt, please not the belt.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 06:39:36 [Preview] No.319139 del
>>319138
You need it!


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 06:41:02 [Preview] No.319140 del
>>319136
Nah. Mum liked the butch girls.

It was more fun being left alone to roam the streets of Sydney with my brothers from like 12. Good times. Used to pretend to be gay at the toolshed in the cross with the boys to score free drugs from the hedonists. Fucken Oxford St man, its never gonna be like it was, ever.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 06:43:49 [Preview] No.319141 del
>>319138
SPRING GULLY OR LEE AND PERRIN OOOOOOONNNNNNNNNLLLLLLYYYYYYYY


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 06:44:17 [Preview] No.319142 del
>>319140
>to score free drugs
Go on.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 06:45:26 [Preview] No.319143 del
>>319136
Is there such a thing as a hot lesbian? I've only ever seen hot bi girls.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 06:47:11 [Preview] No.319144 del
>>319142
Go chat up dusty old perverts at gay bars, act naive and have your mate spring in to save you when they dose your beer.

When you're young and not gaybashing, its the go to. Im sort of glad people don't do gaybashing any more, but if it gets any more flagrant im gonna take umbrage.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 06:49:57 [Preview] No.319145 del
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fuck this is such a good combo, especially if you leave the second half of the sauce in the fridge for 72 hours


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 06:50:15 [Preview] No.319146 del
>>319143
they exist, but they're pretty rare


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 06:51:46 [Preview] No.319147 del
>>319130
https://youtube.com/watch?v=7GhO4TARUXo [Embed]


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NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 06:54:02 [Preview] No.319149 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=-ZtjKTw2eZE [Embed]


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 06:55:03 [Preview] No.319150 del
Guerilla NEET radio


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 06:55:38 [Preview] No.319151 del
>>319149
are they home made abseiling pantaloons?


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 06:56:22 [Preview] No.319152 del
sadistic neet gangcuddle


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 06:57:01 [Preview] No.319153 del
>>319144
Did he always save you in time?


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 06:57:08 [Preview] No.319154 del
I saw AbseilNEET's knickers when he wore a skirt to work once.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 06:57:24 [Preview] No.319155 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=v37pMDDHsn8 [Embed]


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 06:57:31 [Preview] No.319156 del
>>319144
>Go chat up dusty old perverts at gay bars,
I give hair a scruff and smack his arse if that was me.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 06:57:43 [Preview] No.319157 del
>>319147
This is mint


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 06:59:15 [Preview] No.319158 del
>>319145
I am over spaghetti now, but it is good to hear you enjoyed it. I had it the same night you had it for dinner then each day for lunch.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 06:59:38 [Preview] No.319159 del
>>319147
Much better, doesn't try to change it.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 07:00:06 [Preview] No.319160 del
>>319123
God I hate you buddy posters


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 07:00:15 [Preview] No.319161 del


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 07:01:03 [Preview] No.319162 del
>>319160
That is what I have been saying. I only post about neet bussy for that reason.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 07:01:29 [Preview] No.319163 del
>>319148
I get the concepts but not the joke. Is that the joke?


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 07:01:51 [Preview] No.319164 del
>>319158
yeah twice in a week would be my limit


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 07:02:05 [Preview] No.319165 del
>>319145
Nothing else?


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 07:02:58 [Preview] No.319166 del
>>319149
Top quality pic in music. Ol' Hoss is tops.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 07:03:01 [Preview] No.319167 del
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>>319151
My mum hand knitted me a full length wizard robe. Its fucking amazing. The Mrs also mends everything, I haven't bought clothes in like 6 years, G.

>>319153
One time I got dosed real stealthy, and passed out in the bushes outside a gaybar when we were sending my offsider out as he was gonna fly out the next morning. None of us saw it.

Woke up on the steps of town hall, blacked out again, then woke up at home, showered and in pyjamas in my bed. I don't think I got GOT, cause nothing at all hurt. I was fine.

>>319156
Utilise your agency however you wish.

**https://youtu.be/n3Mn6V1IzHw**


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 07:03:35 [Preview] No.319168 del
>>319165
black pepper
shiraz

I have two custard tarts and two cherry yoghurts in the fridge for later.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 07:03:47 [Preview] No.319169 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=-57JMrU1gOY [Embed]

lyrics:
[chorus x2]
bussy gang, bussy gang, bussy gang, bussy gang bussy gang
bussy gang, bussy gang, bussy gang (bussy gang)
spent ten racks on a boihole (yuh)
my trap love do spiro, ooh
i fug a trap on the hormones
can’t buy a bitch no wedding ring (no way)
too many boys they have orbiting
bussy gang, bussy gang, bussy gang (bussy gang)

[verse 1]
my boypussy strawberry scent, ooh (it is)
my panties still pitchin a tent, yuh (brr)
still orbit me on the web? huh? (yeah)
me and my homeboys take meds, ooh (huh?)
none of this shit be new to me (nope)
traps are still gay, it's just chemistry (yup)
check out my bussy, costs hella g's (huh?)
makin' girls cry out of jealousy (yup)
gettin' off to pics of my silhouette (silhouette)
you’ll never be gettin this bussy wet (nope)
bulge in my pants, make your granny sweat (yuh)
poppin' skittles to expand my chest (burr)
legs are so smooth, you can thank gillette (burr)
collar me and call me your pet (nya)
get me in bed and i'll make you sweat (nyaaaa)
fuck a lil bitch, make his bussy wet (ooh)

[chorus x2]


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 07:04:39 [Preview] No.319170 del
>>319167
>Woke up on the steps of town hall, blacked out again, then woke up at home, showered and in pyjamas in my bed. I don't think I got GOT, cause nothing at all hurt. I was fine.
if this is the norm for gay clubs, then i'm glad plenty of them have been beaten to death or thrown from cliffs


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 07:05:02 [Preview] No.319171 del
>>319167
>haven't bought clothes in like 6 years
Monaro owns a sewing machine, I should get her to make me stuff too.
>I don't think I got GOT
Fucking hell, that's mental.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 07:05:22 [Preview] No.319172 del
>>319168
A nice afternoon set.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 07:05:24 [Preview] No.319173 del
>>319167
>I haven't bought clothes in like 6 years, G.
What a lovely keeper.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 07:05:39 [Preview] No.319174 del
pussy


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 07:05:59 [Preview] No.319175 del
>>319169
I don't like this at all. It's tasteless.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 07:06:37 [Preview] No.319176 del
>>319175
pepe on my wrist set a standard that cannot be topped


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 07:08:23 [Preview] No.319177 del
A very *special* birthday. By Franko.

It was a particularly hot day in Abbosperg, Australia. The wind was still, as the sun scorched what remained of the family farm's soy crop.
In the back yard the paddling pool was out, along with the party balloons and decorations. It was Zishanfags 8th birthday, and as he had no school friends, his mother had invited his young cousins (sheila and Bruce) for the event.
His mother was 8 months pregnant with his sister, and Zishanfag was looking forward to having more panties and shoes in the house.
As ZF sat at the table, his mother bought out a large pink frosted cake with 8 candles on. His cousins began to sing 'happy birthday', but this made ZF's autism flare up due to the lack of sub bass in their voices.
The cake was placed in front of ZF and everyone told him to make a wish. Suddenly ZF threw the cake on the ground and shouted "I wish AKM was my dad!".
His mother started to cry, as did Sheila.
Bruce said "Oh my god, Zishanfag! Why do you have to be the only fucking retard in the whole family?".
With that, Zishanfag stood up from the table, turned around, and with the force of 10 down syndrome weight lifters, punched his pregnant mother in the stomach.
"There! Now I won't be the only retard in this family anymore!" ZF shouted as he ran to his cave.
The baby was dead though, and to this day Zishanfag remains the only retard in all of Abbospreg.

The end.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 07:09:28 [Preview] No.319178 del
>The onus on female victims to consistently clarify the meaning behind their actions, and distinct lack of responsibility on men to establish consent, makes sexual assault a legal minefield in which the vast majority of perpetrators dodge prosecution.
>distinct lack of responsibility on men to establish consent

These people don't live in the real world
This is not news nor journalism
Fuck me, I hate women pretending to do real jobs


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 07:10:37 [Preview] No.319179 del
>>319178
>Fuck me, I hate women pretending to do real jobs
She writes that blog weekly. It keeps her busy.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 07:11:22 [Preview] No.319180 del
it's not just her
women now believe they can withdraw consent after the event like days/weeks/years after


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 07:12:27 [Preview] No.319181 del
I believe in some places it is cuddle is a man misrepresents himself to a woman in regards to career/wealth/etc and she sleeps with him on that basis.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 07:12:56 [Preview] No.319182 del
>>319180
Yeah, these parliamentary sexual assaults are the same.
"Oh yeah, btw he cuddled me years ago too - I didn't go to the cops to give evidence so just believe me and sack him :^)"


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 07:14:32 [Preview] No.319183 del
>>319180
These women exist primarily on the internet.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 07:15:36 [Preview] No.319184 del
>>319183
All women exist on the internet


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 07:18:41 [Preview] No.319186 del
>>319180
The only thing that changes for me is how, more specifically what sex is now for the younger generations. I feel that a generation of people growing up watching porn that would be refused classification believe that represents sex (i.e. anal more common, deep throat, more extreme BDSM) in a genuine and loving way. I feel that it is two different view points trying to come together without knowing acknowledging the other side. I feel there probably needs to be a lot more sex education with a specific focus on porn because it seems like they avoid the issue completely.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 07:19:51 [Preview] No.319187 del
>>319180
>>319186
Consent is the end game that isn't addressed because the main issue of porn isn't addressed meaningfully.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 07:21:02 [Preview] No.319188 del
>>319185
It is sad these cases exist. Men are always seen as stoic and are expected to never show emotions. If they do express any feelings they are at fault.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 07:21:43 [Preview] No.319189 del
>>319185
I don't think I could handle that. I'd probably end up slamming my knee into some bitches face as she slumps on the floor in the corner.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 07:22:55 [Preview] No.319190 del
>>319186
The increasingly extreme nature of porn is why I decided to stop watching it. Fairly normal porn now involves things that were considered pretty edgy. I don't like to think about where that is going. What will porn be like in 50 years?


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 07:23:43 [Preview] No.319191 del
Nuro's mum made him keep the door open whilst he was with his cousin once.


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NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 07:33:52 [Preview] No.319193 del
I want to take up fishing as a hobby
But I've forgotten how to do it

I want to take up surfing as a hobby
But I don't know how to do it

I want to do something that isn't drinking beer infront of my computer
But I don't know anything else


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 07:36:27 [Preview] No.319194 del
Pretty drunk for 6:30
Wanna choof, but that means cleaning my pipe and I can't be bothered. Guess I'm bored of choofing these days


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 07:36:45 [Preview] No.319195 del
That sort of negative female shit only enters your life if you fucken let it, lads.

There was once a lines mole that got a train ran through her in Enoggera barracks. It was a big deal at the time. Dudes were up for charges and in the courier mail IIRC. What ended up happening was 6 dudes up on gang cuddle charges on a he said she said. Turns out one of the lads happened to film it for posterity, and only gave it to the snake after opening statements. Everyone in the courtroom got to witness the poor girl impaling herself on a barracks worth of Australia's finest, whilst screaming "MORE DICKS". I feel bad for her father. All charges dropped.

As far as I know, that's a true story. The moral is that he who dares, wins. And if you have to fuck up, do it in numbers.

If you don't allow that fucking parasitic train of thought in your sphere of influence, then you don't have to deal with it. I'm beginning to thrust the absurdity in the faces of NPCs just for the sheer lulz. Its working out pretty well tbqh famalam.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 07:37:41 [Preview] No.319196 del
>>319190
I think the current issues are access to it and the impact of having access to a range of it on a daily basis. There is no point in teaching consent if young people don't understand what is involved in a relationship where both parties are equal and engage in sex that reflects this fact. You can teach consent but it has little to no context for those who have been exposed to so much pornography, which I would believe is a significant percentage of the younger generations. Perhaps it has changed but it was almost non-existent when I was growing up. We were learning bullshit like cultural differences in the health component of Physical Education.

>What will porn be like in 50 years?
With the way of onlyfans it will be interesting given how more mainstream that has become.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 07:38:01 [Preview] No.319197 del
>>319195
Do you have any advice for talking to random girls at uni?


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 07:39:19 [Preview] No.319198 del
>>319195
>whilst screaming "MORE DICKS". I feel bad for her father. All charges dropped.
HOT!


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 07:41:48 [Preview] No.319199 del
Sounds like a council meeting.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 07:45:06 [Preview] No.319200 del
>>319197
I didn't go to uni. I'd say, you have to avoid whatever is common to uni people. Youre dealing with people who are in very similar situations. Honest advice? Learn to be comfortable outside of your comfort zone. Be adaptable. Be unrelenting. Don't act like a student, be rigid to your honest beliefs in the face of adversity. Look people in the eye. If you're anglo-celtic you likely possess bloodlust. I can always tell another viking from the eyes. Its built into us.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=gLL8Y-M7sE4 [Embed]


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 07:46:12 [Preview] No.319202 del
>whilst screaming "MORE DICKS"
All women dream of being gang cuddled. They've told me its true.
Imagine all the cock these bumble sluts have sucked and fucked in their time
We need to revert back to having women as property


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 07:47:22 [Preview] No.319203 del
16 hours of sleep.
Good evening.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 07:49:03 [Preview] No.319204 del
Too lazy to have a choof


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 07:50:34 [Preview] No.319206 del
>>319200
Okay, thanks. I really like your advice.
Cheers mate.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 07:52:32 [Preview] No.319207 del
>>319205
LOL whats next, they'll say that they'll subsidise home-made immigrant porn?

Somethings gotta give, surely. The hitler youth burned very specific books for a very specific reason.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 07:53:21 [Preview] No.319208 del
>>319193
All those hours of diligent practice will be for nothing.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 07:54:04 [Preview] No.319209 del
>>319194
I think I'll have one in a bit.
Monaro said she is gong out again but might not be as it's getting late.
Feeling like a scotch and coke.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 07:55:05 [Preview] No.319210 del
>>319209
>Feeling like a scotch and coke.
do it


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 07:55:18 [Preview] No.319211 del
>>319195
>whilst screaming "MORE DICKS"
hahah
>if you have to fuck up, do it in numbers
Good lesson


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 07:55:44 [Preview] No.319212 del
>>319206
No problemo. As long as you're shouting, I'll even tell you in person. Invites still open to vicorianons if you wanna do a pub mission.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 07:56:30 [Preview] No.319213 del
>>319202
Not all men are capable of being livestock owners.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 07:56:49 [Preview] No.319214 del
>>319203
Good evening NEETie.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 07:57:01 [Preview] No.319215 del
>>318968
Pretty much the same as you. refreshing all the imageboards I browse, jacking off, staring at the wall, watching a bit of anime. not much, not much of a life at all.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 07:57:30 [Preview] No.319216 del
>>319210
If I start too early, I get buggered up too quick.
Will have one in a bit.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 08:00:45 [Preview] No.319217 del
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This is not very nice on its own.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 08:01:24 [Preview] No.319218 del
>>319216
I'll bugger ya.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 08:01:50 [Preview] No.319219 del
>>319217
You need a baked good for it to go on.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 08:02:50 [Preview] No.319220 del
>>319219
it would be better suited to fruit or muesli or something


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 08:02:56 [Preview] No.319221 del
We need to normalise beating women.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 08:03:49 [Preview] No.319222 del
The board follows me everywhere I go.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 08:05:37 [Preview] No.319223 del
>>319221
As current dating trends continue, and women realise they're undesirable by their settling down age because they've been riding the carousel, trends will change, and men will have the upper hand as women learn their place is not the free spirited go-getters they so aspire to be, despite it statistically making them more unhappy than they would be otherwise.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 08:06:10 [Preview] No.319224 del
I wonder if there will be a massive pushback against whoring in a generation or two.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 08:06:15 [Preview] No.319225 del
>>319221
We need to normalise arse snooping.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 08:06:43 [Preview] No.319226 del
>>319223
The wall hits hard.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 08:06:58 [Preview] No.319227 del
>>319201
I doubt. She would need a surgeon to do it, or someone to treat her afterwards.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 08:08:01 [Preview] No.319228 del
>>319217
Too sour?


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 08:08:21 [Preview] No.319229 del
>>319222
Good suggestion tbqh


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 08:10:40 [Preview] No.319230 del
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NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 08:11:28 [Preview] No.319231 del
>>319223
Australian women are like this country, trash.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 08:11:34 [Preview] No.319232 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Soc5_lQVsGM [Embed]


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 08:12:05 [Preview] No.319233 del
>>319230
You (you)'d yourself in your own post...


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 08:12:22 [Preview] No.319234 del
5mg of valium down the hatch

Gonna try and hype myself up for a wank, if I can


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 08:13:33 [Preview] No.319235 del
>thinking about Nuro


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 08:14:00 [Preview] No.319236 del
>>319234
You need to get off that stuff sooner rather than later.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 08:14:41 [Preview] No.319237 del
>>319235
I miss him. Goodnight sweet prince.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 08:18:19 [Preview] No.319238 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Rm5-sZLBPfs [Embed]


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 08:20:15 [Preview] No.319239 del
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NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 08:24:43 [Preview] No.319240 del
I shit out my dick.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 08:27:25 [Preview] No.319241 del
Sleepy.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 08:30:11 [Preview] No.319242 del
Ransom payment plan.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 08:31:30 [Preview] No.319243 del
what should I get for dinner tonight?


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 08:34:03 [Preview] No.319244 del
>>319240
There is no shame about it.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 08:34:48 [Preview] No.319245 del
>>319241
Have a wank.

>>319242
Do they accept smegma? What

>>319243
Feed. Lots of it.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 08:35:39 [Preview] No.319246 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=-LM00AglcGI [Embed]


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 08:49:15 [Preview] No.319247 del
NEET twinkies must be played with it!


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 08:49:48 [Preview] No.319248 del
>>319246
Lovely.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 08:52:33 [Preview] No.319249 del
Can of baked beans for dinner. No bread roll tonight. Poverty life.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 08:52:43 [Preview] No.319250 del
Having that scotch.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 08:52:59 [Preview] No.319251 del
Might have 5 or 6 tonight I think.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 08:53:15 [Preview] No.319252 del
Flag reverted.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 08:53:59 [Preview] No.319253 del
>>319252
You need to wank it into place.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 08:54:03 [Preview] No.319254 del
>>319249
Bread would spread it out further.
You could have some toastie-toasties.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 08:54:20 [Preview] No.319255 del
>>319250
>>319251
Large glasses for a hard earned thirst?


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 08:54:29 [Preview] No.319256 del
>>319253
I'm not great with backhand on my left.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 08:55:17 [Preview] No.319257 del
>>319254
I could.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 08:56:23 [Preview] No.319258 del
>>319256
Have you ever tried one of those executive reaching sticks?


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 08:56:54 [Preview] No.319259 del
I wasn't born once.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 08:57:35 [Preview] No.319260 del
>>319255
Adequate.
30 something mls of whiskey and the rest of the cup with coke.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 08:57:40 [Preview] No.319261 del
ADA is up.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 08:57:52 [Preview] No.319262 del
>>319257
You will


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 08:58:05 [Preview] No.319263 del
>>319259
Are you even real?


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 08:58:17 [Preview] No.319264 del
>>319258
I have, they are no good and prod in the wrong spots.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 08:58:27 [Preview] No.319265 del
>>319260
Sounds nice, enjoy it.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 08:59:03 [Preview] No.319266 del
>>319261
What is ADA?


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 08:59:44 [Preview] No.319267 del
>>319263
I don't know sometimes. I physically exist but what makes me me isn't there anymore.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 08:59:55 [Preview] No.319268 del
>>319264
A long time ago there was talk of wands. Perhaps one of those could be used.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 09:00:26 [Preview] No.319269 del
>>319267
You're not the one looking. You look like you and all your bits are still there.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 09:01:16 [Preview] No.319270 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=oMKOXZiEhqg [Embed]

AbseilNEET out. 6 doubles and many bongs in. Duty calls.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 09:02:06 [Preview] No.319271 del
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I'm sorry I brought the bussy meme to this board bros, and kept on shilling it. If I'd known it was going to turn out like this, I never would've started. But when you think you're using a meme, it turns out the meme is really using you.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 09:02:38 [Preview] No.319272 del
What a bunch of mollydookers


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 09:02:54 [Preview] No.319273 del
>>319267
Perhaps you need a booster shot at life. We have a NEET who does home visits.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 09:03:49 [Preview] No.319274 del
>>319271
What word is it filtering?


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 09:04:02 [Preview] No.319275 del
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>>319267
Play chess


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 09:04:03 [Preview] No.319276 del
>>319270
Exceptional taste.
My dad called me once and told me to listen to this as he said it reminded him of me. This is when I was a NEET with a ponytail. It doesn't make sense anymore.
Have a good one, time for my choof too.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 09:04:39 [Preview] No.319277 del


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 09:04:47 [Preview] No.319278 del
>>319271
>it turns out the meme is really using you
Completely gaping you.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 09:05:16 [Preview] No.319279 del
Cheap pleather ball stretcher


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 09:05:24 [Preview] No.319280 del
I got stoned this morning and am getting drunk in the afternoon.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 09:06:30 [Preview] No.319281 del
Could Trump still make it?


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 09:06:55 [Preview] No.319282 del
>>319275
I just did


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 09:06:57 [Preview] No.319283 del
>>319280
boonglyfe


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 09:07:46 [Preview] No.319284 del
Why do the 4chan people come here on Saturday daddy Possum?


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 09:09:04 [Preview] No.319285 del
>>319284
We know who sent them this way.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 09:09:42 [Preview] No.319286 del
>>319281
In. The. Bag.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 09:10:00 [Preview] No.319287 del
>>319285
they smell bad and talk all funny


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 09:10:17 [Preview] No.319288 del
healthiest canned soup australia


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 09:12:16 [Preview] No.319289 del
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>>319276

https://youtube.com/watch?v=d1mw4ImMUmQ [Embed]

>>319282
Try to sing this song as best you can. I want you to vocaroo it for me. Or this one https://youtube.com/watch?v=fty3aTMWbWc [Embed]

or don't. I like gardening. Dunno man, sing in the shower.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 09:13:20 [Preview] No.319290 del
I am God's mistake.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 09:14:13 [Preview] No.319291 del
>>319284
We should be trying to get new blood here because Nuro RIP is dead.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 09:14:18 [Preview] No.319292 del
>>319290
Have a wank already.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 09:14:59 [Preview] No.319293 del
>>319292
Not in the mood.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 09:15:05 [Preview] No.319294 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=7_aPRHm6GF4 [Embed]


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 09:15:37 [Preview] No.319295 del
They might be the NEETs from 16chan.
They're weird.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 09:15:51 [Preview] No.319296 del
>>319291
The globohomo will never let him die.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 09:16:13 [Preview] No.319297 del
>>319295
Are they political and incelly?


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 09:17:17 [Preview] No.319298 del
>>319289
I'm not singing for you mate your tits aren't big enough


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 09:18:54 [Preview] No.319299 del
>>319291
We could just drain the blood from his carcass


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 09:20:05 [Preview] No.319300 del
I found a piece of my skin from my foot on my bed. I tore it off cleanly yesterday.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 09:20:13 [Preview] No.319301 del
I might make a chicken and corn soup tomorrow.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 09:21:04 [Preview] No.319302 del
>>319300
Water it and see if you can grow a new NEET to post here


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 09:21:22 [Preview] No.319303 del
>>319301
They can be delicious.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 09:21:52 [Preview] No.319304 del
>>319302
I have already thrown it into the floor.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 09:22:46 [Preview] No.319305 del
>>319304
Foolish, now your NEETclone will grow up feral


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 09:23:25 [Preview] No.319306 del
>>319305
Good luck to him.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 09:23:55 [Preview] No.319307 del
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>>319298
Good bants for a depressive, hope isn't lost for you. Just occupy your time. My mum taught me knitting, it was great. Anything man, you just have to keep moving and learning. It's like a mouse drowning in milk ends up churning it into butter and escaping.

Yep I'm fuckeyed bye cunts


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 09:24:03 [Preview] No.319308 del
>>319306
You say that now but wait till you wake up to him gnawing on your feet at night


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 09:24:39 [Preview] No.319309 del
Did a choofing
Mind is running like a maxed out web server CPU again.
sp_FinancialStress being the most expensive query on the database.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 09:24:57 [Preview] No.319310 del
>>319307
Mate, I missed your arrival here but can I ask you to stop giving me life advice?
I'm a drug dealing whoremonger for fucks sake.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 09:25:22 [Preview] No.319311 del
>>319300
Sounds vile


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 09:26:08 [Preview] No.319312 del
Is 10k back?


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 09:26:21 [Preview] No.319313 del
I shall now give up my house and business and start sweeping building sites and knitting.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 09:26:30 [Preview] No.319314 del
16chan runs heaps smoother, it's a better site. There's a bunch like that all feel the same. I've seen memes telling me to go to them, I think it's alt-chan alliance. I think there's a discord. I can't remember. Why didn't we stay there? A picture of Weber hacking ASIO. End Chan has a Hungarian. I got monk some hot salami, like he asked for. It's dry and shit. Poor choices monk. 4 choof'd, second standard. I don't get why you all need to drink so much to get smashed. Car screeching. Imagine if you had some big court case and some lawyer cunts had to read your posts not good.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 09:26:37 [Preview] No.319315 del
>>319309
You needed it!


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 09:27:06 [Preview] No.319316 del
>>319310
You think you're unique

Thats funny


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 09:27:11 [Preview] No.319317 del
I'm realer with the NEETs.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 09:27:12 [Preview] No.319318 del
>>319312
10k was never real.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 09:27:15 [Preview] No.319319 del
>>319312
No, it's Possum impersonating me again.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 09:27:41 [Preview] No.319320 del
>>319314
Interesting monologue.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 09:28:30 [Preview] No.319321 del
Anal


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 09:28:43 [Preview] No.319322 del
>>319316
Fuck yourself m8,the gay nEETs may love you but you seem to be a faggot who's desperate to impress with his meagre bullshit.
Have you not noticed most of the NEETs are actually doing better than you in life?


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 09:29:34 [Preview] No.319323 del
>>319312
I saw him here last night, once.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 09:29:40 [Preview] No.319324 del
Had a wank
Was average


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 09:32:22 [Preview] No.319325 del
>>319322
Rip him a fucking new one cunt. Fuck him up.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 09:32:33 [Preview] No.319326 del
Changed my mind, going to make a chicken and vegetable soup instead of a chicken and corn one.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 09:32:52 [Preview] No.319327 del
>>319325
Ah, he's half nuro and half fagneet as far as i can tell


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 09:33:05 [Preview] No.319328 del
Tensions are rising.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 09:34:47 [Preview] No.319329 del
>>319324
Big load.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 09:35:03 [Preview] No.319330 del
>>319321
Aboriginal?


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 09:35:37 [Preview] No.319331 del
Hello Neets

Shitty afternoon on the beach the BOM got the Wind wrong and it turned from sunshine to cloudys as fuck, used up way too much eeb batery and limped home

home now roast in oven


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 09:36:16 [Preview] No.319332 del
>>319322
Thats relative to you, m8. No h8, I r8 ur an 8/88 dnt discrimin8 or b l8 2 da d8. Dnt sk8 or dil8 whilst ir8.
Good luck in your caper, sunshine. I hope you're committing these crimes whilst under the age of 18, cause if the law catches up with you, you'll be loving life very swiftly.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=lch1Qur-0k8 [Embed]


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 09:36:23 [Preview] No.319333 del
>>319328
Thicc NEETs slamming into each other in doomsday suits.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 09:36:34 [Preview] No.319334 del
Apologies to the sensitive NEETs for my outburst but I do not like condescending unsaked for advice.
And I will not be mocked for enjoying chess.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 09:36:58 [Preview] No.319335 del
>>319331
Evening Nuro. At least the roast is based.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 09:37:08 [Preview] No.319336 del
>>319332
Oh just fuck off you raving homosexual


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 09:38:01 [Preview] No.319337 del
>>319334
You seem to be acting particularly sensitive.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 09:38:14 [Preview] No.319338 del
>>319336
R E N T F R E E
E
N
T


F
R
E
E


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 09:38:57 [Preview] No.319339 del
>>319335
its not roasted yet, shits on fire yo

need to baste it and roatate


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 09:39:10 [Preview] No.319340 del
Head down on the desk boonged


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 09:39:14 [Preview] No.319341 del
I'll go out now and buy the baby powder.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 09:40:02 [Preview] No.319342 del
>>319339
Do you put the sauce on top of it?


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 09:40:07 [Preview] No.319343 del
>>319338
Goddamn you are a fucking mong
Did you come here from 4chan or reddit?


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 09:40:18 [Preview] No.319344 del
>>319339
>>319342
I mean the juices.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 09:40:28 [Preview] No.319345 del
>>319339
Looks dry.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 09:41:08 [Preview] No.319346 del
>>319337
Iaksed him fairly politely to stop with the advice and he insulted me,what do you expect?


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 09:43:10 [Preview] No.319347 del
There's a rolled up plastic bag on the counter that keeps looking like a wrapped up zinger in the corner if my eye. It's caught my attention a few times now.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 09:43:37 [Preview] No.319348 del
>>319347
Close your eyes and eat it just in case


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 09:45:40 [Preview] No.319349 del
>>319342
yes i use an enema syring suck up the juices and squirt them over the chups

>>319342
yes ans up it too

>>319344
i extract the leftover jews and flush them down the drain'

>>319345
so does your vagine


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 09:47:01 [Preview] No.319350 del
>>319349
dilate


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 09:47:28 [Preview] No.319351 del
>>319297
They're complex characters.
The leader plays a bugle and steals cakes in a tiffin.
Some kids keep smashing some gym equipment on a walking trail.
I think Possum told me when we talk about the going on's of the NEETs on the board that he's going to buy land and live in a tent. I think that was the story.
I dunno, he told me a while ago.
But yeah.
I think there's three of them there, like little toads in their swampy chan, it's always very still and eerie, is a bit that way.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 09:47:56 [Preview] No.319352 del
>>319286
Literally. Walking out the store, with the presidency. He's gonna be inaugurated in march. The look on biden's face will be unbelievable.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 09:48:12 [Preview] No.319353 del
Is 10k fighting with abseilNEET?


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 09:48:24 [Preview] No.319354 del
>>319351
I'd watch that show


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 09:48:25 [Preview] No.319355 del
>>319350
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 09:48:31 [Preview] No.319356 del
>>319309
Tell them to get a credit card.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 09:48:54 [Preview] No.319357 del
The normies in the park are having a party, living up their saturday night. I'm too burnt out to even feel jealous and alone.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 09:49:00 [Preview] No.319358 del
Can't wait for the second American Civil War to begin.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 09:49:14 [Preview] No.319359 del
>>319313
That sort of rhymes.
It's better than Monk's songs.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 09:50:18 [Preview] No.319360 del
>>319316
>>319322
Shake hands.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 09:51:00 [Preview] No.319361 del
>>319357
Get ready for bed, source some ear plugs and enjoy.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 09:51:00 [Preview] No.319362 del
Some NEETs are uppity this evening.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 09:51:51 [Preview] No.319363 del
>>319360
No, I don't want covidAIDSareaha


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 09:52:26 [Preview] No.319364 del
>>319327
He reminds me of Monk. Especially the gay almost whoring for drugs.
They should catch up.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 09:53:06 [Preview] No.319365 del
>>319328
Are you getting sweaty.
I know you can sense these things before they happen.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 09:53:44 [Preview] No.319366 del
>>319364
Nah,Monk is infinitely cooler


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 09:53:55 [Preview] No.319367 del
>>319331
Fucking hell. There are too many NEET celebrity caricatures here tonight.
It's like a double cross over.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 09:54:26 [Preview] No.319368 del
Might be garn craigs, might be trying a second wank


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 09:54:36 [Preview] No.319369 del
>>319334
> enjoying chess.
I'd say something but you don't want the advice.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 09:54:57 [Preview] No.319370 del
>>319367
I heard Hue and John shall be arriving shortly


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 09:54:59 [Preview] No.319371 del
I bet abseil neet is even more based than nuro, and is probably so kino he drinks a 4l goon skin while hanging off the side of a building. And probably pisses on the pedestrians below when he's done, too.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 09:55:01 [Preview] No.319372 del
I am disappointed at 10K being narky to a new NEET. The board cannot afford to not welcome new blood. We need to replace the NEETs we have lost along the way.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 09:55:27 [Preview] No.319373 del
>>319340
Get up. Get on up.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 09:55:43 [Preview] No.319374 del
Shake your money maker.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 09:56:15 [Preview] No.319375 del
>>319371
AbseilNEET is based beyond belif.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 09:56:15 [Preview] No.319376 del
>>319372
If he stops telling me to get a job sweeping up and knitting I shall refrain from caling him a posing attention whore faggot


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 09:56:33 [Preview] No.319377 del
Betterment but at what cost!


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 09:56:43 [Preview] No.319378 del
>>319343
There's nothing wrong with their memes. They're just going through a phase, we all went through them.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 09:57:05 [Preview] No.319379 del
>>319368
You need it!


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 09:57:09 [Preview] No.319380 del
>>319344
>juices
Whisper it slower.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 09:57:47 [Preview] No.319381 del
>>319348
I really do want a zinger.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 09:58:06 [Preview] No.319382 del
>>319376
You're just jealous of how based he is.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 09:58:16 [Preview] No.319383 del
>>319349
> juices
It's not as good when you say it.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 09:58:24 [Preview] No.319384 del
>>319380
They'll hear me if I do.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 09:58:51 [Preview] No.319385 del
I'm going to get something nice delivered.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 09:59:22 [Preview] No.319386 del
LRN2KNIT


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 09:59:27 [Preview] No.319387 del
Are women made of sand?


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 09:59:30 [Preview] No.319388 del
>>319382
Basedness makes me SEETHE


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 09:59:35 [Preview] No.319389 del
>>319350
I like keeping up with them. It's hard to find out what is cool on 4chan, it moves too fast and there's far too many high quality wojaks now. If the meme makes it here, it must be so widespread that it's one for the ages.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 09:59:46 [Preview] No.319390 del
In the mood for some Cruisey erotic content.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 09:59:50 [Preview] No.319391 del
>>319385
Enjoy.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 09:59:57 [Preview] No.319392 del
>>319387
No they're made from spare ribs


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 10:00:45 [Preview] No.319393 del
>>319357
Doo doo doo doo dood ooddo sat ur day night doo do


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 10:00:50 [Preview] No.319394 del
>>319372
He's just doing what he always does. Trying to overcompensate for inadequate girth


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 10:00:50 [Preview] No.319395 del
>>319392
>spare ribs
What sauces?


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 10:01:02 [Preview] No.319396 del
That was Cold Chisel.
Sure you knew.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 10:01:41 [Preview] No.319397 del
>>319390
I would like to just hear a bed time story.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 10:01:53 [Preview] No.319398 del
>>319363
You seem more hip with the latest meme lingo that these 4chan bums that you don't like. What's that about?


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 10:02:02 [Preview] No.319399 del
>>319394
Inadequate girth and length and barely functional besides.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 10:02:10 [Preview] No.319400 del
>>319362
Uppity your arse mother fucker.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 10:02:14 [Preview] No.319401 del
Hello all.
I was off watching 50% of Good Will Hunting.
Off to bed now.
Night all.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 10:02:17 [Preview] No.319402 del
>>319394
My girth does the job perfectly well thank you very much


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 10:02:22 [Preview] No.319403 del
Race war in my arse.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 10:02:43 [Preview] No.319404 del
>>319395
God's juices and mud iirc


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 10:03:14 [Preview] No.319405 del


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 10:03:31 [Preview] No.319406 del
>>319401
Good night NEET. Sleep tight.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 10:03:36 [Preview] No.319407 del
>>319366
He just has a cooler haircut, you haven't heard the same three posts every day because you were off galivanting the internet highway picking up meme lingo and not updating us on your life.
We care.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 10:03:51 [Preview] No.319408 del
>>319403
I'd pump it full of my diversity.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 10:03:57 [Preview] No.319409 del
>>319399
And yet I still get more than you


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 10:04:05 [Preview] No.319410 del
>>319401
Night neet I'm going to listen to the wireless


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 10:04:11 [Preview] No.319411 del
>>319370
Are they all from kiwifarms or wherever you hide out at?


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 10:04:50 [Preview] No.319412 del
>>319371
Nuro wouldn't piss while drinking goon.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 10:05:30 [Preview] No.319413 del
>>319372
>new NEET
He's an old NEET. They were rougher and tougher back in those days.
He can handle it.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 10:06:16 [Preview] No.319414 del
>>319411
What the fuck are you blathering about m8?
I get that you're trying to be all cutting and shit but you're really bad at it.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 10:06:28 [Preview] No.319415 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=gkPCmIxv-3k [Embed]


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 10:06:59 [Preview] No.319416 del
>>319372
We do though.
New blood is essential.
It's all tainted now. I don't think we'll regain the sanitary conditions we once had when Shire used to hang around. The Council demands fresh meat.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 10:07:00 [Preview] No.319417 del
>>319408
DIVERSIFY MY PORTFOLIO!!!


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 10:07:08 [Preview] No.319418 del
>>319401
>Good Will Hunting
Overrated movie tbqh. Hadn't been that disappointed since 10k's girth was unearthed.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 10:07:31 [Preview] No.319419 del
>>319414
He's winning.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 10:07:46 [Preview] No.319420 del
>>319407
>not updating us on your life
Ah, this is true.
Remind me when it's not the weekend.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 10:08:27 [Preview] No.319421 del
>>319377
Why wont you fucking talk to me like you used to?
Do you get off on the power?
Do you think you don't still need to jump when we say jump?
You may have the hammer, but you don't know how to use it.
If you did, you'd know now would be it.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 10:08:53 [Preview] No.319422 del
>>319419
Oh goshdarn it all to heck
You mean I've taken a massive internet beating and not even noticed?


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 10:09:01 [Preview] No.319423 del
>>319384
Do it.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 10:09:06 [Preview] No.319424 del
>>319413
https://youtube.com/watch?v=lch1Qur-0k8 [Embed]


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 10:09:27 [Preview] No.319425 del
>>319385
I hope you either tell us in great detail, or post a pic.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 10:09:38 [Preview] No.319426 del
>>319418
>Good Will Hunting
8.3 on IMDB


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 10:10:10 [Preview] No.319427 del
10K is taking the L tonight.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 10:10:50 [Preview] No.319428 del
>>319427
The lando?


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 10:10:54 [Preview] No.319429 del
>>319390
I can't say it nice like the other NEETs.
My sto
My back space button doesn't let me hold it. One backpspace at a time.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 10:10:59 [Preview] No.319430 del


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 10:11:37 [Preview] No.319431 del
build vehicles with wheels


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 10:11:59 [Preview] No.319432 del
Gonna get a feed, and no more drinks.
Taking an early valium has fuqqed me up


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 10:12:15 [Preview] No.319433 del
>>319414
Don;t have a go at me.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 10:12:37 [Preview] No.319434 del
>>319415
That's a negress.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 10:13:02 [Preview] No.319435 del
>>319421
I am not sure what most of these questions mean but when I Googled your post I found this result:
https://www.beliefnet.com/faiths/5-ways-satan-is-manipulating-you.aspx


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 10:13:24 [Preview] No.319436 del
>>319422
>massive internet beating
You know we don;t do that.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 10:13:24 [Preview] No.319437 del
>>319431
Right on the money.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 10:13:31 [Preview] No.319438 del
>>319433
Don't ask for it then


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 10:13:40 [Preview] No.319439 del
>>319434
From 1920s.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 10:13:54 [Preview] No.319440 del


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 10:14:04 [Preview] No.319441 del
>>319423
Shhhh!


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 10:14:27 [Preview] No.319442 del
>>319429
I don't know what this means but it frustrated me.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 10:14:32 [Preview] No.319443 del
>>319424
>>319424
Do you like David Allen Coe?

https://youtube.com/watch?v=TUyxiI-TY3c [Embed]


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 10:14:46 [Preview] No.319444 del
I do greatly enjoy being given an excuse to let rip in case this has been forgotten
and I am 5 weeks sober


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 10:15:32 [Preview] No.319445 del
>>319444
You are doing well NEET.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 10:16:18 [Preview] No.319446 del
I lust for NEET arse. Going to go on the prowl for some homeless boongs to sexually harass. Se you NEETs tomorrow.
>>319444
Good work mate and nice trips.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 10:16:43 [Preview] No.319447 del
On the train into Adelaide. Lots of people around 18-22 for some reason. Dressed like they are going to nightclubs or something. They are singing. There usually aren't this many of them. I suspect it is because uni is going back on Monday?


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 10:17:33 [Preview] No.319448 del
I'm on the way to the gym for context.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 10:17:42 [Preview] No.319449 del
>>319444
Well done.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 10:17:46 [Preview] No.319450 del
>>319447
Also the fringe and garden of unerfly delights etc


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 10:17:48 [Preview] No.319451 del
>>319442
The use of backspace implies bumsex and he can't say it nice so he cannot tell the tale in such polite company


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 10:17:52 [Preview] No.319452 del
>>319446
There's no bussy like boong bussy. Good night m8


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 10:18:13 [Preview] No.319453 del
>>319446
Good night NEET. Sleep tight and stay safe.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 10:18:35 [Preview] No.319454 del
>>319447
Probably the last weekend out yeah


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 10:21:00 [Preview] No.319456 del
You will start to think things like "it will only be one time", "this isn't a big deal", or "no one is looking." When you give in, even if it is only once, it can begin to push you down a slippery slope.

This sounds like anti-Dan propaganda.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 10:21:30 [Preview] No.319457 del
>>319443
Thats a banger. A BANGER.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=0hh974VZjNs [Embed]

For your appraisal


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 10:21:50 [Preview] No.319458 del
>>319438
I'm sorry, please don't hit me.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 10:21:58 [Preview] No.319459 del
>>319456
Or possibly pro-homo propaganda


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 10:22:26 [Preview] No.319460 del
>>319456
I said slippery slope once and ended up in racism gaol


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 10:22:51 [Preview] No.319461 del
>>319458
I'm sorry m8, the devil made me do it.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 10:23:34 [Preview] No.319462 del
>>319460
I'm scared to mention power points these days


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 10:24:16 [Preview] No.319463 del
>>319444
>5 weeks sober
Why?


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 10:24:33 [Preview] No.319464 del


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 10:24:47 [Preview] No.319465 del
>>319463
Just to make monk feel bad


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 10:24:53 [Preview] No.319466 del
>>319447
Chat em up


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 10:25:24 [Preview] No.319467 del
>>319451
It implied that took a long time to delete.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 10:25:49 [Preview] No.319468 del
>>319463
Needed to get my head clear for things I have been doing ....
Which I'm not going to tell you about out of spite


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 10:25:59 [Preview] No.319469 del
Good night NEETs. Sleep right and tight.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 10:27:07 [Preview] No.319470 del
>>319467
I suspect he wrote us an epic and pornographic tale of debauchery the likes of which we have never heard and then decided it would shock Possum so he deleted it.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 10:27:41 [Preview] No.319471 del
>>319469
G'night m8, pleasant dreams.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 10:27:46 [Preview] No.319472 del
>>319457
Very funky.
I can't listen to stuff on my laptop and need to on my phone.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 10:27:46 [Preview] No.319473 del
>>319469
Good night Right'n'TightNEET.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 10:28:07 [Preview] No.319474 del
>>319459
I don't trust it either way.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 10:28:23 [Preview] No.319475 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=kJQOo4k-BBo [Embed]


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 10:28:24 [Preview] No.319476 del
>>319460
You didn;t whisper it right.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 10:29:02 [Preview] No.319477 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=G487EDeXadA [Embed]


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 10:29:09 [Preview] No.319478 del


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 10:29:20 [Preview] No.319479 del
>>319474
In Dan we trust,all else is lies


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 10:29:39 [Preview] No.319480 del
This cocain country song is alright.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 10:30:01 [Preview] No.319481 del
>>319468
Fucking hell, be a bitch.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 10:30:23 [Preview] No.319482 del


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 10:31:12 [Preview] No.319483 del
>>319470
It was probably about Nig grool and NEET sweat


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 10:31:32 [Preview] No.319484 del
>>319481
Kek,nah I'll tell my tales next week.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 10:31:51 [Preview] No.319485 del


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 10:32:36 [Preview] No.319486 del
>>319484
You get me all worked up then leave me hanging.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 10:34:22 [Preview] No.319487 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=G487EDeXadA [Embed]


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 10:35:35 [Preview] No.319488 del
>>319486
Oh alright jaysus.
I have upgraded my business and sponsored another tomato farmer due to meeting someone who REALLY likes tomatoes.
I have been looking at country properties with my prepper mate.
And whore and I are on a hiatus because her custody dramas have gone on too long and stopped being entertaining when I'm not all fucked up.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 10:41:56 [Preview] No.319489 del
>>319488
>sponsored another tomato
i did that when selling small amounts, I hope that works out.
Is he a friend or just a someone?
>country properties
Cool. \\
> with my prepper mate
I hioe you are both getting your own propeties.
>stopped being entertaining when I'm not all fucked up.
I hope she sorts it all out


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 10:44:52 [Preview] No.319490 del
>>319489
>Is he a friend or just a someone?
He's a long term bludger i've known since we were kids who hates talking to people, I've set him up with a tent and such but I do the rest and take a jewish slice of the pie.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 10:46:24 [Preview] No.319491 del
And I promise I'll take some photos when we find the right property


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 10:46:36 [Preview] No.319492 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=G487EDeXadA [Embed]


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 10:52:11 [Preview] No.319493 del
(27.91 KB 800x600 me.png)


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 10:53:05 [Preview] No.319494 del
>>319490
>set him up with a tent
That's a bit rough.
What does he need to do?


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 10:55:53 [Preview] No.319495 del
>>319494
Bugger all, pour some water and nutrients in the tank once a week and call me if he has any problems beyond that.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 10:56:11 [Preview] No.319496 del
>>319493
Well art'd


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 10:58:24 [Preview] No.319497 del
(6.48 KB 245x286 You.png)


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 10:59:02 [Preview] No.319498 del
>>319491
Could this property be turned into the NEET Commune?


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 10:59:30 [Preview] No.319499 del
>>319494
Ah, by tent i mean a grow tent,pipes,pumps,lights and clones.
I did not dump him in the bush.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 11:01:56 [Preview] No.319500 del
>>319498
Maybe,It is meant to be an escape the world place if shit goes mad.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 11:03:48 [Preview] No.319501 del
>>319493
Leaning over the chair like that is bad for your back.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 11:06:19 [Preview] No.319502 del
And I apologise if I shouted at the wrong NEETs earlier
I lash out when i feel surrounded


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 11:06:57 [Preview] No.319503 del
>>319502
>at the wrong NEETs
They were all wrong NEETs m8.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 11:07:38 [Preview] No.319504 del
>>319495
Ah yeah, that's easy enough.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 11:07:55 [Preview] No.319505 del
>>319497
Very good.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 11:08:52 [Preview] No.319506 del
>>319499
Oh, lol. I thought you were taking advantage of some poor NEET cunt and making him prune your bush weed out whoop whooop


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 11:10:08 [Preview] No.319507 del
>>319506
I'm saving that for the Commune


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 11:10:39 [Preview] No.319508 del
(1.99 MB 1546x1113 tpastie tpsasteoes.png)


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 11:10:56 [Preview] No.319509 del
I know, it's not good


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 11:11:31 [Preview] No.319510 del
>>319509
>>319508
I'm hungry looking at it


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 11:17:10 [Preview] No.319511 del
>>319510
the salami cooked smells good


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 11:17:17 [Preview] No.319512 del
>>319508
>unbuttered bread


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 11:18:01 [Preview] No.319513 del
Future NEETs will be able to smell the food pics


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 11:18:38 [Preview] No.319514 del
>>319512
The Hungarian will be angry


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 11:18:53 [Preview] No.319515 del
(408.16 KB 1400x1980 Ozono Rei.jpg)
Goodnight NEETs


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 11:18:59 [Preview] No.319516 del
>>319508
>toastee sandwidtch grill iron

LITERALLLY THE MOST PLEB DEVIVE ON THE PLANET


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 11:19:40 [Preview] No.319517 del
>>319515
Another acceptable gook
Gooknight m8


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 11:20:02 [Preview] No.319518 del
Having a really good and hard gym session. I feel much better.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 11:20:40 [Preview] No.319519 del
Nuro's ghost is haunting the board and making barely coherent posts.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 11:20:57 [Preview] No.319520 del
>>319515
Gook night.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 11:21:38 [Preview] No.319521 del
>>319519
He needs some exorcise


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 11:22:20 [Preview] No.319522 del
>>319518
Well done m8


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 11:22:49 [Preview] No.319523 del
>>319518
You look great. Solid and tight.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 11:23:13 [Preview] No.319524 del
>>319521
Low to moderately bantered.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 11:23:26 [Preview] No.319525 del
I should've used ham instead of salami,


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 11:23:56 [Preview] No.319526 del
I went out for my last choof and Monaro appeared


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 11:24:43 [Preview] No.319527 del
>>319512
Canola oil on the outsides.
I didn;t have marj, and just butter and that's too hard to smear.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 11:25:03 [Preview] No.319528 del


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 11:25:30 [Preview] No.319529 del
>>319525
Should have used both


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 11:25:53 [Preview] No.319530 del
>>319526
The rest of the story didn't post. More backspace problems?


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 11:26:18 [Preview] No.319531 del
>>319527
You need a NEET to teach you the proper way of the smear. I am such a NEET.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 11:26:35 [Preview] No.319532 del
>>319516
I am sorry I have insulted you.
I was going to use a sandwich toatster.
I shouldn't have questioned.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 11:26:45 [Preview] No.319533 del
>>319527
You should have softened your butter in the microwave for 7 seconds.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 11:26:45 [Preview] No.319534 del
smeared erotic NEET juices


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 11:27:19 [Preview] No.319535 del
>>319519
I wish you talked to m like you used to.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 11:28:21 [Preview] No.319536 del
>>319530
>and Monaro appeared
She walked towards me,her hips swaying hypnotically,a look of pure animal lust in her eyes


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 11:28:29 [Preview] No.319537 del
>>319535
What do you mean by this post?


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 11:29:11 [Preview] No.319538 del
Shit, maybe I can write erotica


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 11:31:02 [Preview] No.319539 del
zfucking spinning
making me feel like im in the clare valley in a wrx going on fancy wine tours and boutique store outings with some certain NEETs


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 11:31:09 [Preview] No.319540 del
>>319538
Write a 500 word erotic story.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 11:32:13 [Preview] No.319541 del
>>319540
Give me a setting and name 3 characters


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 11:32:43 [Preview] No.319542 del
>>319539
>boutique store outings
They'd give you funny looks and want you to leave.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 11:33:13 [Preview] No.319543 del
>>319539
Drink some water and have a lie down for a bit


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 11:33:19 [Preview] No.319544 del
>>319541
It must be autobiographical.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 11:33:49 [Preview] No.319545 del
>>319529
I thought this too.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 11:34:42 [Preview] No.319546 del
>>319544
I can only write erotica about other NEETs


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 11:35:40 [Preview] No.319547 del
>>319546
That's disrespectful.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 11:35:51 [Preview] No.319548 del
I suppose I could write about the time whore and I visited Cruisey and picked up his boat
Things got a little wild then


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 11:36:19 [Preview] No.319549 del
>>319526
Did she catch you with the choof pipe? Does she know?


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 11:38:50 [Preview] No.319550 del
Just reading there are literally towns in america and canada which will give you free land if you move there and build a house. Is there anywhere in australia which does that?


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 11:40:33 [Preview] No.319551 del
>>319550
I have seen news stories in Australia about places like that. There are usually lots of strings attached though.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 11:45:48 [Preview] No.319553 del
Shes dancing in the kitchen with gloves a harry potter tshirt and knickers with my slippers on, the song in
sucker for you 'by jionas brothers.
There is some slapping on of kichen tops.
the kitchen gloves work.
arse shaking in mink undies and a kiss in the air.
https://voca.ro/1o267aCh6plY


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 11:46:08 [Preview] No.319554 del
>>319551
Yeah, If you buy a ghost town you have to pay to maintain it and such or lose it back to the govt


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 11:46:14 [Preview] No.319555 del
>>319534
>juices
UYREEass


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 11:46:47 [Preview] No.319556 del
My slippers.
That is good in some way


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 11:46:48 [Preview] No.319557 del
>>319552
I wish I had understood that.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 11:47:34 [Preview] No.319558 del
>>319542
I'd hide behind you and your charisma could calm the store clerk to let us browse.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 11:47:41 [Preview] No.319559 del
Hmmmmmm.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 11:48:02 [Preview] No.319560 del
>>319543
Drink a bum and do the needful a bit.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 11:48:52 [Preview] No.319561 del
>>319552
I also barely understood that but it was amusing


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 11:48:59 [Preview] No.319562 del
>>319548
Fucking aye, I remember very liitle apart from lines over Irish arse on the edge of the Nullar=bor,


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 11:49:05 [Preview] No.319563 del
>>319553
>mink undies
Hot!


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 11:49:17 [Preview] No.319564 del
>>319549
I think she must nknknow.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 11:49:30 [Preview] No.319565 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=OGO5okcUDBM [Embed]


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 11:49:53 [Preview] No.319566 del
>>319550
I heard about thayt I thingkk it happens in eurpoope too.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 11:50:45 [Preview] No.319567 del
>>319563
[pink and lasey.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 11:50:58 [Preview] No.319568 del
>>319562
Probably best we don't tell the NEETs the rest
They'll get over excited.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 11:51:51 [Preview] No.319569 del
>>319567
Your image didn't upload.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 11:52:16 [Preview] No.319570 del
>>319564
Confess everything. You will feel better. No more secrets.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 11:52:23 [Preview] No.319571 del
Must have passed out at the desk
Just ordered huxtaburger


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 11:53:24 [Preview] No.319572 del
Hot donski don x2


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 11:53:48 [Preview] No.319573 del
>>319571
>Just ordered huxtaburger
More money down the drain.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 11:54:04 [Preview] No.319574 del
>>319572
Can you fit both in your mouth at once?


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 11:56:02 [Preview] No.319575 del
>>319559
You MUST go to her show


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 11:57:11 [Preview] No.319576 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=aYCnHctYTQw [Embed]


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 12:00:46 [Preview] No.319577 del


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 12:00:54 [Preview] No.319578 del
gave her a big hug


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 12:02:24 [Preview] No.319579 del
>>319578
Wholesome.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 12:05:54 [Preview] No.319580 del
>>319568
You wre splayed acrocc the torana bonnet sitting in cook's punlic hospital carpark underneat the stars in tej e ededeserrt,
Your girth up her pooja and moisso on tiyr face, whore** and Monaro sucking cum off of neet sticks and
like a ying wanyg


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 12:06:09 [Preview] No.319581 del
(866.87 KB 761x599 AlmostWorks.png)


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 12:07:37 [Preview] No.319582 del
>>319580
Brb wanking


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 12:08:01 [Preview] No.319583 del


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 12:10:18 [Preview] No.319584 del
Htet Htet Nyunt is on a bicycle
Peddle fast woman


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 12:10:26 [Preview] No.319585 del
>>319551
Like what? It's not unreasonable that we could maintain a house. One of the big problems is that most people here are actually wagies and normies, but we still have some actual neets.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 12:12:53 [Preview] No.319586 del
>>319585
These places need to approve who they give the free land to. They want families and people with relevant skills to offer to the community. They don't want NEET dosshouses in their communities.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 12:17:55 [Preview] No.319587 del
>>319586
We have skills
Drinking and wanking are both skills


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 12:22:07 [Preview] No.319588 del
Time to watch The Borgias
G'night NEETs


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 12:22:28 [Preview] No.319589 del
>>319588
G'night NEET


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 12:24:42 [Preview] No.319590 del


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 12:33:05 [Preview] No.319591 del
Miiso so cught me dancing in my chair oenene eyeyesd.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 12:33:47 [Preview] No.319592 del
John Henry by Van Morrison.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 12:36:42 [Preview] No.319593 del
WAYYY OUT WEST WGERE THE RAain VD onT FALLLLL


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 12:36:53 [Preview] No.319594 del
good morning NEETs


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 12:37:16 [Preview] No.319595 del
LIVING AND WORKING


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 12:37:31 [Preview] No.319597 del
its hot out here


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 12:37:43 [Preview] No.319598 del
>>319594
Good morning CzechNEET.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 12:37:50 [Preview] No.319599 del
fibtro ce,eneyt


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 12:38:25 [Preview] No.319600 del
>>319594
mmmornnnnnnnig begeet a breakkt.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 12:38:55 [Preview] No.319601 del
>>319596
One eye closed
het in to some booze or maybe A FIGHT;


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 12:42:02 [Preview] No.319603 del
>>319602
You drunken boong.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 12:43:02 [Preview] No.319604 del
>>319603
good for yu


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 12:46:03 [Preview] No.319606 del
>>319605
>6
Slim dusty sings Joy Mclean

Fucjkoijng wet as a sloooooof


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 12:47:46 [Preview] No.319607 del
THE LIGHTS IN THE HILLLL WERE A BKUIING+ ND IND G MWEW>


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 12:54:17 [Preview] No.319609 del
>>319608
>>319608
https://youtube.com/watch?v=etrDRTYPLPA [Embed]

Understan dd unna.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 12:57:13 [Preview] No.319610 del
21 degrees today in Shitbourne, drank too much last night, woke up in a foul mood, spend most of the day listening to music and having a sook,went and bought some more wine earlier and had some meat pies for dinner, hopefully tomorrow will be better.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 12:57:21 [Preview] No.319611 del
>>319609
🎵🎵🎵Grandfather made me touch his Johnson🎵🎵🎵


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 12:58:39 [Preview] No.319612 del
>>319610
Hi Sperg.

>had some meat pies for dinner
How many? Which brand? Which variety?

>hopefully tomorrow will be better.
I hope so too.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 13:00:19 [Preview] No.319613 del
>>319611
LLLLLLewd


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 13:04:45 [Preview] No.319614 del
>>319613
Yodel for me you big drunken slut.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 13:05:03 [Preview] No.319615 del
(445.47 KB 449x668 beef-mushroom.png)
>>319612
Hello, how are you?
>How many? Which brand? Which variety?
One of these.
>I hope so too.
As do I.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 13:08:55 [Preview] No.319616 del
>>319615
That is an interesting-looking pie. I have never seen one of those in the wild.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 13:14:11 [Preview] No.319617 del
>>319610
SEPERGA YOU fuckin g good cunt.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=O-49C8KKQNw [Embed]


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 13:18:08 [Preview] No.319618 del
)Off my fufckong head. 4111
https://youtube.com/watch?v=LKhC8i1IPUw [Embed]


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 13:22:05 [Preview] No.319620 del
>>319614
yoydelllkkung cone fir nwew


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 13:24:01 [Preview] No.319621 del
>>319619
You never disappoint me.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 13:28:27 [Preview] No.319622 del
>>319621
LAST drunk
get in while you cab


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 13:31:42 [Preview] No.319623 del
>>319616
It was floating around the freezer for a while, I think it came from Aldi originally.
>>319617
How's it going? Nice song, I have to say that I'm more of a fan of John Williamson though.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 13:49:14 [Preview] No.319624 del
I niss akat4ie met frqh'
s o
Kaite ie mazay Francis
https://youtube.com/watch?v=_mRFWQoXq4c [Embed]

I lived her toooo much,.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 13:50:25 [Preview] No.319625 del
>>319623
https://youtube.com/watch?v=aY07iXvu6jI [Embed]


I am huddrt,


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 13:53:33 [Preview] No.319626 del
i miss her alot


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 13:54:39 [Preview] No.319627 del
hggoood night ffriends.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 13:55:27 [Preview] No.319628 del
>>319627
Good night my friend.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 13:57:09 [Preview] No.319629 del
>>319628
Turn nut yo
van irrusion'Soy you jnow ut's git siyk


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 14:03:05 [Preview] No.319630 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=J789GId1kaY33 [Embed]

lsisteb


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 14:04:15 [Preview] No.319631 del
>>319630
I hope this one is dedicated to me.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 15:27:04 [Preview] No.319632 del
I am the late night NEET, going to the fridge looking for something to eat.

Shout out to all my late night NEETs.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 18:28:56 [Preview] No.319633 del
got my first speeding ticket today
how much would aussies pay for 20 kmh over the limit?


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 19:28:30 [Preview] No.319634 del
>>319314
16chan has a couple of active matrix chats.

the ausneets there has seppos and leafs as well as locals.

overall its tiny compared to endchan ausneets


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 19:39:35 [Preview] No.319635 del
>>319633
20+ over is a court appearance in my state.
0-10 over is $240 and 2 demerit points
10-19 is $460 and 3 demerit points
12 demerits in 3 years is loss of license


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 19:46:20 [Preview] No.319636 del
Mordening all


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 19:47:23 [Preview] No.319637 del
Morning neeties. I was a mong and drank all my energy drinks and now I don't have any left to help me start the day. Woe is me.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 19:51:02 [Preview] No.319638 del
>>319635
thats some fucked up prices. i got a 20 euro (30 AUD) ticket and 2 points on my license (max 7)
i was doing more than 20 over but 3km/h margin of error saved my ass lol


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 20:01:41 [Preview] No.319639 del
>>319638
I know these figures, as about 6 months ago I managed to get 3 fines in 30 minutes totaling about $1000.

They keep making the fines higher and the thresholds lower, but the number of fatalities each year remains reasonably static. So it's revenue raising rather than safety.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 20:03:27 [Preview] No.319640 del
>>319637
Morning. This is why I buy them at the supermarket on Saturday morning.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 20:08:26 [Preview] No.319641 del
>>319639
pretty much. they do the same thing here, they plan to raise the price of parking tickets up to 5 times next year. it might get expensive for me because i never pay for parking.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 20:15:57 [Preview] No.319642 del
>>319228
No, the texture is weird and it's a bit wet


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 20:38:26 [Preview] No.319643 del
>>319508
McFeed


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 20:38:56 [Preview] No.319644 del
>>319532
See everyone makes mistakes.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 20:40:35 [Preview] No.319645 del


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 20:40:43 [Preview] No.319646 del
>>319552
>>319553
kek, the mates enjoyed it.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 20:43:38 [Preview] No.319647 del
>>319639
>get 3 fines in 30 minutes totaling about $1000.
Need 2 Speed.

>>319627
>>319632
Goon night NEETs. Sleep tight.

>>319594
>>319598
>>319600
>>319636
>>319637
>>319640
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 20:43:54 [Preview] No.319648 del
>>319645
He needed it!


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 20:58:46 [Preview] No.319649 del
https://www.news.com.au/sport/american-sports/nba/shocking-jeremy-lin-racism-claim-investigated-by-nba/news-story/65425c24bc0e25f0f60e1a676fe972cf
>Former NBA star Jeremy Lin has made a powerful, public stand following claims he was called “coronavirus” during a game.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 20:59:26 [Preview] No.319650 del
You can't escape
>EXCLUSIVE: 'It's pretty down there, isn't it?' Conspiracy theorist Alex Jones taunts his ex-wife by buzzing her home in a helicopter after judge ordered him to stay away in bitter custody battle
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9304767/Watch-conspiracy-theorist-Alex-Jones-taunts-wife-circling-home-helicopter.html


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 21:00:32 [Preview] No.319651 del
>>319649
Will always remind me of
https://youtube.com/watch?v=iBoojBTEPaI [Embed]


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 21:04:33 [Preview] No.319652 del
>White supremacist, 28, is jailed for 20 years for plotting to bomb a 121-year-old Colorado synagogue with two pipe bombs and 14 sticks of dynamite
>>as a judge described the case as 'dripping with Nazism.'
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9305931/Man-gets-nearly-20-years-Colorado-synagogue-bomb-plot.html


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 21:06:00 [Preview] No.319653 del
>'I've got a big black hole inside me': Broadcaster Phillip Adams opens up about the first time he met Kerry Packer - calling the billionaire the 'saddest person he's known'
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9306491/Ive-got-black-hole-inside-Kerry-Packers-woes-led-James-Crowns-casino-failures.html


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 21:06:08 [Preview] No.319654 del
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-9283649/Woman-31-refuses-shave-moustache-unibrow-says-helps-love-life.html
>Woman, 31, who refuses to shave off her moustache and unibrow despite cruel comments says it helps her 'weed out' potential love interests - and claims she now gets MORE positive attention from men


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 21:08:52 [Preview] No.319655 del
>>319654
I feel this comment sums up how I feel about the article.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 21:09:34 [Preview] No.319657 del
>>319655
They don't publish my comments anymore.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 21:10:44 [Preview] No.319658 del
>>319657
What was your last comment to an article?


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 21:11:59 [Preview] No.319659 del
>>319656
I saw that article and thought meh. I can imagine it would wear down on you over time. But the money would be nice while it lasts.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 21:12:18 [Preview] No.319660 del
>>319658
I called that private school captain speaking out about gender relations a simp.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 21:13:29 [Preview] No.319661 del
>>319659
One of the commenters must have done some digging and said he buys everything with a family trust, so bankruptcy down the track wont take his assets.
But yes, it would be nice to have all that.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 21:16:01 [Preview] No.319662 del
>>319652
>121 year old
>historic
do americans really?


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 21:18:03 [Preview] No.319663 del
>>319662
The oldest building in Australia is only 228 years old.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 21:22:02 [Preview] No.319664 del
>>319663
and for how long have boongs been in australia?


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 21:24:28 [Preview] No.319665 del
>>319660
That wasn't even that bad...


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 21:26:03 [Preview] No.319666 del
>>319665
It would have been an earlier comment a few weeks back about jews that got me blacklisted.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 21:40:45 [Preview] No.319667 del
>>319666
I can imagine that someone scans everything on that website to remove those 'offensive' comments.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 21:42:57 [Preview] No.319668 del
Forgot to go to bed. Chucked up phlegm from my lungs after my first morning cone with a coffee. Last night's goon tastes nice.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 21:44:30 [Preview] No.319669 del
Well I might start my day going to OfficeWorks to get a monitor riser because that monitor riser I made is completely off square by a few centimeters on one side. Do you NEETs need anything at OfficeWorks?


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 21:44:47 [Preview] No.319670 del
(56.52 KB 960x868 1614218992781.jpg)
Good Morning Neets


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 21:45:06 [Preview] No.319671 del
morning all


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 21:45:35 [Preview] No.319672 del
>>319637
have a coffee


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 21:56:00 [Preview] No.319674 del
>>319663
Cheers. I've wondered about that before.
Where is it? What's the oldest in SA?


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 21:56:47 [Preview] No.319675 del
>>319669
I want a computer that can go on the Gen and play youtube.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 22:18:05 [Preview] No.319677 del
Hello.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 22:19:08 [Preview] No.319678 del
I am dying inside because of loneliness


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 22:19:52 [Preview] No.319679 del
>>319678
You need an anal cleanse.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 22:33:35 [Preview] No.319680 del
What are you doing??


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 22:37:46 [Preview] No.319681 del
M'NEETs.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 22:42:24 [Preview] No.319682 del
>>319681
not much morning cheer this morn


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 22:42:42 [Preview] No.319683 del
its the (you)pocalypse


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 22:43:41 [Preview] No.319684 del
(you)pocalypse now


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 22:49:16 [Preview] No.319685 del
>>319684
>>319683
heres (you)r emergency ration


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 22:50:19 [Preview] No.319686 del
I missed out.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 22:54:27 [Preview] No.319687 del
Had a coffee.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 22:54:48 [Preview] No.319688 del
So heckin angry right now.
Went to get the Corvette out of storage. Haven't visited it since Christmas.
I expected to find a layer of dust.
I found it had been rained on and covered in gigantic bird shit. Their roof is compromised.
I am going to have to spend the afternoon trying to wash the thing. Hoping the shit hasn't damaged the paint.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 22:57:38 [Preview] No.319689 del
>>319688
Check closer, might be Possum shit.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 22:59:40 [Preview] No.319690 del
>>319685
i wanted to die damnit


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 23:01:11 [Preview] No.319691 del
Having a Rockstar Silver Ice and seething.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 23:01:24 [Preview] No.319692 del
>>319687
had a coffee (non orally) and a can of v hash brown in oven

>>319688
its a loosing battle m8 i have had the lancia in the garage for a few weeks and somehow its absolutely covered in gecko shit


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 23:02:12 [Preview] No.319693 del
>>319691
Do you give this woman money too?


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 23:03:03 [Preview] No.319694 del
>>319692
>covered in gecko shit
Lots of animal poos itt


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 23:04:22 [Preview] No.319695 del
>>319693
i don't give any women money


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 23:04:23 [Preview] No.319696 del
>>319688
>>319692
birds are a pestilence, i parked under the wrong tree one day and had to spend an hour and a half scrubbing dried pigeon shit out of my vinyl soft top

nothing compares to one of these fuckers chewing on your wiring harness tho


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 23:06:07 [Preview] No.319697 del
>>319696
is that a stoat?


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 23:07:49 [Preview] No.319698 del
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urge to colonize increasing
i really want a brown gf


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 23:10:00 [Preview] No.319699 del
>>319697
apparently its called a "european pine marten"
they are a pestilence, when i was little a litter of these fuckers moved into the attic, made loads of noise at night and shit up the place


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 23:12:22 [Preview] No.319700 del
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>>319697
and they will fuck your shit up, they can chew thru sparkplug wires like nothing


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 23:19:28 [Preview] No.319701 del
>>319700
I wonder what they gain from chomping random shit.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 23:20:40 [Preview] No.319702 del
>>319675
They can plenty of those but I could not afford one for you.

>>319673
NZ needs it!

>>319676
Sounds like he made no attempt at all to deal with the matter and it would go away, even then the court wouldn't have even been aware of it.
>As an adult, Mr Thomas was jailed for thousands of dollars of unpaid fines.
>He told the royal commission that the court process was never explained to him properly and he could never keep track of his court dates.
>It wasn't until he was in his twenties and in prison that he was diagnosed with cognitive disability.

I wish him luck though.

>>319687
Big mug?

>>319688
Off that sucks. Is it an indoor place?

>>319692
>and somehow its absolutely covered in gecko shit
Big poos?

>>319700
He needs the nutrients!

>>319670
Good morning Nuro.

>>319671
Good morning NEET.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 23:22:26 [Preview] No.319704 del
>>319703
Good morning NEET.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 23:22:39 [Preview] No.319705 del
>>319701
Some rodent/animals have to chew near constantly because their front teeth always keep growing.


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NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 23:24:10 [Preview] No.319707 del
>>319702
> Is it an indoor place?
Yes, although you'd never know it looking at the car right now.
I've sent them a nastygram.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 23:25:28 [Preview] No.319708 del
>>319707
Does the paperwork for the place have anything about their reponsibilities?


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 23:25:38 [Preview] No.319709 del
>>319707
>I've sent them a nastygram.
Good. That is disgusting what happened.


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NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 23:26:51 [Preview] No.319711 del
>>319708
I'd have to dig it out, but they probably disclaim everything.
That said, with an indoor facility, you'd expect a roof that didn't leak and some measure of pest control.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 23:27:27 [Preview] No.319712 del
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look at this smug bastard


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 23:28:50 [Preview] No.319713 del
>>319711
Yeah, they usually cover their arses.
Give them hell though,if they take your money and don't provide what they offer then fuck them.


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NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 23:29:26 [Preview] No.319715 del
>>319712
Lucky, got to beat up a woman.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 23:29:37 [Preview] No.319716 del
>>319712
Chadgaroo


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 23:31:06 [Preview] No.319717 del
>>319712
Based.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 23:31:51 [Preview] No.319718 del
>>319712
It looks like he's pointing at his dick and grinning


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 23:35:28 [Preview] No.319719 del
>>319715
>>319716
>>319717
>>319718
some jew on /int/ is asking why do you aussies allow kangaroos to beat up old ladies


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 23:37:50 [Preview] No.319720 del
>>319719
Because they kick the shit out of you if you try and stop them


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 23:40:06 [Preview] No.319721 del
>>319714
The more I learn.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 23:40:21 [Preview] No.319722 del
>>319719
Natural selection.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 23:44:54 [Preview] No.319723 del
Holy shit, turns out the oldest Kangaroo in the mob is called the Boomer.
https://www.britannica.com/animal/kangaroo/Behaviour


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 23:46:19 [Preview] No.319724 del
>>319723
kek
what do they taste like?


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 23:46:48 [Preview] No.319725 del
Mongendings.
Pretty groggy but not that hungover, even after passing out last night.

Need to do some meal prep, re-organise the wardrobe and fuck, still haven't had a crack at organising that backup archive. Maybe I should skip the UFC today, or just drive and drink diet cokes.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 23:47:08 [Preview] No.319726 del
>>319724
Strong flavour but tough,it can make a really good stew if it's cooked right.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 23:49:30 [Preview] No.319727 del
>>319726
is it close to the taste of venison?


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 23:49:44 [Preview] No.319728 del
>>319725
G'mornin


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 23:50:02 [Preview] No.319729 del
>>319725
morgen


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 23:50:40 [Preview] No.319730 del
>>319727
Don't know sorry,never eaten venison.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 23:58:34 [Preview] No.319731 del
>>319723
Based boomer.


NEET 02/27/2021 (Sat) 23:58:57 [Preview] No.319732 del
>>319725
>Maybe I should skip the UFC today
The boongery will only increase.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 00:01:22 [Preview] No.319733 del
>>319724
Yeah strong flavour, and as it has very little fat it can be dry and tough if overcooked, it really needs to be eaten rare.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 00:03:01 [Preview] No.319734 del
>>319691
>Rickstar Silver ice
Is it scented with her bodily secretions?


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 00:03:52 [Preview] No.319735 del
A black instant to start the day instead of a beer.
Maybe I will go to kmart today, should probably buy another pair of pants for work too. I can't get the blood stains out of my jeans.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 00:04:31 [Preview] No.319736 del
>>319698
Thus America's first bdsm club was founded. The columbus cabin.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 00:06:26 [Preview] No.319737 del
>>319725
>Maybe I should skip the UFC today, or just drive and drink diet cokes.

seems doable


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NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 00:25:47 [Preview] No.319744 del
just bee yourself


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>>319739
not me
>>319740
calm down
>>319741
not me


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NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 00:29:31 [Preview] No.319752 del
>>319750
you're a stale meme


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 00:31:13 [Preview] No.319754 del
BURO


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 00:32:24 [Preview] No.319755 del
>>319754
Well pepe'd.


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NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 00:39:19 [Preview] No.319757 del
Any NEETs up to anything today?


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 00:40:01 [Preview] No.319758 del
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NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 00:40:48 [Preview] No.319759 del
>>319757
No, watch TV and wank.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 00:42:09 [Preview] No.319760 del
shower? ... shower


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 00:44:32 [Preview] No.319761 del
>>319758
engineer boy
(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 00:45:37 [Preview] No.319762 del
>>319757
Might buy a cheap printer from officeworks. Gonna do some meal prep, just did a cleanup, chucked out all the empty cans, did the dishes, etc.
Might rearrange some furniture maybe.

Having my second black instant. Had a wank. Was average. Must be these mong pills, surely your GABA receptors are involved in wank enjoyment in some way. Feeling ok.

>>319760
Dart then shower


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 00:45:48 [Preview] No.319763 del
>>319761
FUCK OFF !
(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 00:48:06 [Preview] No.319764 del
>>319763
settle down


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 00:52:13 [Preview] No.319765 del
>>319759
A NEET sunday
>>319762
Do a few more things then relax


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 00:54:01 [Preview] No.319766 del
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NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 00:58:34 [Preview] No.319767 del
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NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 00:59:40 [Preview] No.319768 del
>>319767
I honestly don't why they were having an argument with themselves.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 00:59:41 [Preview] No.319769 del
BUGGER ME BO


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 01:00:47 [Preview] No.319770 del
>>319768
Entertainment? Craziness? Bizzare sexual fetish?


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 01:02:03 [Preview] No.319771 del
I like it when he gets rough.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 01:02:26 [Preview] No.319772 del
>>319766
That's a cow.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 01:02:47 [Preview] No.319773 del
>>319768
Tbqh on (other boards) back on 8chan I would frequently start arguments with myself,wait for others to join in then leave and return a while later to see how it went.
Boredom and being a bit of an arsehole was my only real reasons.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 01:02:57 [Preview] No.319774 del
>>319770
boredom, stirring shit, usual bad home stuff


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 01:03:20 [Preview] No.319775 del
>>319770
Perhaps all of them.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 01:03:31 [Preview] No.319776 del
>>319758
I bet the jews did this


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 01:03:52 [Preview] No.319777 del
>>319773
*/tv/ was great for this


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 01:06:17 [Preview] No.319778 del
>>319771
You dirty little gril


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 01:06:37 [Preview] No.319780 del
>>319773
I used to do that during the Possum days. I can still hear him scurrying around sometimes.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 01:07:14 [Preview] No.319781 del
>>319780
No you didn't.


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NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 01:08:26 [Preview] No.319783 del
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NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 01:08:48 [Preview] No.319784 del
>>319782
He actually shit my pants.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 01:09:05 [Preview] No.319785 del
Feeling quite calm, relaxed and eager today. No hangover causing me anxiety and self-hatred.
Googling how to get the blood stains out of my jeans like an adult.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 01:10:15 [Preview] No.319786 del
I sold my hole for a roll of toilet paper once. I promise it was just the once.


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NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 01:10:47 [Preview] No.319788 del
>>319785
>blood stains out of my jeans like an adult.
Pretty sure when blood stains and it dries it is a pain in the arse


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NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 01:11:50 [Preview] No.319791 del
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NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 01:12:32 [Preview] No.319792 del
>>319785
hydrogen peroxide. thank me later


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 01:12:56 [Preview] No.319793 del
>>319785
>>319788
Yeah, you have to wash it out before it dries
source - IBS and haemorhoids


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NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 01:13:51 [Preview] No.319796 del
>>319792
Really ?,shit,did not know that, I use that to sterilise my pipes


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 01:15:05 [Preview] No.319798 del
>>319786
Was it good soft tp or the rough scratchy type?


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 01:15:14 [Preview] No.319799 del
>>319797
What's a stantons faggot?


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 01:16:08 [Preview] No.319800 del
>>319798
Triple ply.


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NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 01:17:34 [Preview] No.319802 del
>>319800
Fair enough, I would have called you a cheap whore if it was the nasty stuff


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 01:18:15 [Preview] No.319803 del
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>>319799
Google failed me


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 01:18:24 [Preview] No.319804 del
Bleeding bums Murphy.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 01:19:28 [Preview] No.319805 del
>>319802
I knew I had to get out of the game when I started lowering myself to that.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 01:20:07 [Preview] No.319806 del
Dan "digeridoo me in the bumhole" Murphy


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 01:21:07 [Preview] No.319807 del
>>319805
Smart NEET, sometimes a NEETs pride is worth more than a messy bum


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 01:23:57 [Preview] No.319808 del
>>319804
Too soon.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 01:24:18 [Preview] No.319809 del
How many NEETs currently have a messy bum? Be honest now.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 01:27:34 [Preview] No.319810 del
>>319809
*raises hand*


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 01:29:17 [Preview] No.319812 del
>>319811
Fuck yeah, hi five!


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 01:29:32 [Preview] No.319813 del
>>319797
are you having a stroke shitballs ?


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 01:30:33 [Preview] No.319814 del
>>319811
go out side, take a walk, just dont be here


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 01:31:09 [Preview] No.319815 del
I've just remembered about the box of 'winter' clothes I had in storage before I moved into this place. 1 pair of chinos and 2 pairs of jeans that still fit. My favourite chinos don't fit anymore. Got fat over quarantine.

Going to organise my wardrobe today.
Need to put on a medium load first.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 01:31:58 [Preview] No.319816 del
>>319815
> medium load
Nope, you already had a wank today m8


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 01:32:45 [Preview] No.319817 del
>>319814
>>319813
Wow I wonder who this is


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 01:32:56 [Preview] No.319818 del
>>319815
>Got fat over quarantine

everyone came out of lockdown worse for wear i feel 10 years older and 10kg heavier


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 01:33:27 [Preview] No.319819 del
>>319817
It shall remain a mystery.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 01:34:00 [Preview] No.319820 del
>>319818
Only 10?


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 01:35:11 [Preview] No.319821 del
>>319820
10 in womens talk is 22 in real talk


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 01:36:57 [Preview] No.319823 del
u cunts want anything from BWS?


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 01:38:53 [Preview] No.319824 del
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NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 01:39:24 [Preview] No.319825 del
>>319823
The cute curry girls phone number please


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 01:40:02 [Preview] No.319826 del
>>319821
haha u funny i kill you first


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 01:40:15 [Preview] No.319827 del
>>319822
Impressive, will you try taking more eventually?
>>319824
Why'd you reply to me with a picture of flowers?


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 01:40:26 [Preview] No.319828 del
>>319825
there's a cute curry girl at lizbef bws??


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 01:40:36 [Preview] No.319829 del
>>319823
3 bottles of Hidden Gem please


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 01:41:17 [Preview] No.319830 del