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NEET General #320 - Pet Chad Edition NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 03:15:47 [Preview] No. 319926
NEETs do you ever ponder the meaning of life? What answers have you come up with?

Old Thread: >>318896


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 03:18:45 [Preview] No.319936 del
The neets were right.
My beer belly is visible.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 03:19:01 [Preview] No.319937 del
How does he do it?


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 03:19:42 [Preview] No.319938 del
>>319926
>NEETs do you ever ponder the meaning of life?
Not really.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 03:19:59 [Preview] No.319939 del


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 03:20:06 [Preview] No.319940 del
>>319936
Wear a black polo.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 03:20:42 [Preview] No.319941 del
Eating a butter bean, mayo and tuna salad.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 03:21:10 [Preview] No.319942 del
The true Boong does not ponder life
He lives it
then he passes out in a puddle


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 03:21:10 [Preview] No.319943 del
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Do you guys stretch?
tfw rigid


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 03:22:11 [Preview] No.319944 del
NEETs are way too harsh on me.
I'm not the only boong here you know!


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 03:22:16 [Preview] No.319945 del
I just came inside. I have been waiting out the front all morning. Cruisey and his Monaro were meant to pick me up to take me to the Sunday markets with them. They stood me up.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 03:22:56 [Preview] No.319946 del
>>319945
That was rude of them


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 03:23:30 [Preview] No.319947 del
>>319945
>I just came inside.
Hot!


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 03:23:31 [Preview] No.319948 del
>>319945
if this is a true story, than that's an awful thing to do to you


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 03:23:44 [Preview] No.319949 del


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 03:25:26 [Preview] No.319950 del
I have now adjusted my chart to put Cruisey lower than Monk.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 03:26:18 [Preview] No.319951 del
All I got from Cruisey was a clown face emoji texted over and over and a vocaroo of him and his Monaro laughing at me.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 03:27:48 [Preview] No.319952 del
>>319951
I bet they blew that $5 from Weber on cocaine and champaigne and cast you aside like an old cumsock


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 03:29:50 [Preview] No.319953 del
Fuckin hot
Even with my baggy green polo you can see the gut. How shameful


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 03:32:56 [Preview] No.319954 del
>>319953
Wear a loose button up shirt and hunch forward


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 03:34:13 [Preview] No.319955 del
I had not expected people to take my ludicrous story about Cruisey and his Monaro seriously.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 03:35:33 [Preview] No.319956 del
howdy


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 03:38:27 [Preview] No.319957 del


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 03:39:03 [Preview] No.319958 del
>>319955
Didn't he do that with Possum once? Or was that Monaro?
Anyhow there's a precedent for it


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 03:40:30 [Preview] No.319959 del


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 03:41:52 [Preview] No.319960 del
I just came inside. I have been waiting out the front all year. 10K and his Monaro were meant to pick up my boat and give me tomatoes. They stood me up.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 03:43:02 [Preview] No.319961 del


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 03:43:38 [Preview] No.319962 del


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 03:44:16 [Preview] No.319963 del
>>319950
>my chart
Post it!


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 03:44:39 [Preview] No.319964 del
curry chicken w rice


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 03:44:50 [Preview] No.319965 del
>>319956
Good afternoon NEET.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 03:46:48 [Preview] No.319966 del
>>319960
>I just came inside.
Big load?


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 03:46:52 [Preview] No.319967 del
They don’t even have the fucking fights on
Fuck me dead


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 03:47:10 [Preview] No.319968 del
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NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 03:47:40 [Preview] No.319969 del
>>319966
Massive facial


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 03:49:50 [Preview] No.319970 del


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 03:50:00 [Preview] No.319971 del
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sipping on black instant #2


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 03:50:50 [Preview] No.319972 del
>>319968
nuro said he was done with the thread due to its quality so thats some insider trading there


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 03:52:41 [Preview] No.319973 del
Now I’m just sitting here with a bunch of TAB mongs
Shouldn’t have ordered a pint


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 03:53:15 [Preview] No.319974 del
FUCK NURO


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 03:53:24 [Preview] No.319975 del
>>319967
The NEET Gods are telling you something


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 03:54:47 [Preview] No.319976 del
27 degrees today in Shitbourne, feeling much better than I did yesterday, think I might go to Coles soon.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 03:55:26 [Preview] No.319977 del
>>319973
Ask them to put the fights on.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 03:55:35 [Preview] No.319978 del
>>319972
My chart is low quality,Only the BO,Possum or LoreNEET could rank us correctly.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 03:55:40 [Preview] No.319979 del
>>319976
Which coles? Not Burwood I hope. That car park is a nightmare


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 03:55:44 [Preview] No.319980 del
>>319976
Hello Sperg. I am glad you are feeling better.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 03:56:18 [Preview] No.319981 del
>>319977
I did, they said they’d check if they have the channel


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 03:56:35 [Preview] No.319982 del
>>319973
it seemed doable


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 03:57:22 [Preview] No.319983 del


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 03:57:28 [Preview] No.319984 del
>>319974
what did nuro do to you ?

tell us


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 03:58:39 [Preview] No.319985 del
>>319984
didn't swallow


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 03:59:05 [Preview] No.319986 del
Every pub I go into has this crowd of TAB mongs in the corner muttering and hooting like fucking Ewoks.
They don't even care if what they bet on is real or not, I've seen them betting on cartoon races.
I believe these people to be the undermensche.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 03:59:06 [Preview] No.319987 del
>>319976
>Coles soon.
Large shop?


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 03:59:27 [Preview] No.319988 del
>>319976
terrible day here, overcast and a humid 30 degrees

not comfy enough to stay inside, not scenic enough to go outside, porbably just going to have to buy a bottle


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 03:59:43 [Preview] No.319989 del
lmao


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 03:59:47 [Preview] No.319990 del
>>319986
ewoks don't hoot


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 04:00:07 [Preview] No.319991 del
peeling scabs off my arm, selling it by the gram if anyone is interested


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 04:00:09 [Preview] No.319992 del
>>319986
>the undermensche.
They're out to get you.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 04:00:10 [Preview] No.319993 del
>>319986
They are, I think creatures like that are why the Mafia considered gamblers more degenerate than junkies.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 04:00:51 [Preview] No.319994 del
>>319991
Could I please have 10 grams?


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 04:01:28 [Preview] No.319995 del
I AM GOD


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 04:01:50 [Preview] No.319996 del
>>319986
a gambling addiction is literally the shittest vice to have out of all of them


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 04:02:14 [Preview] No.319997 del
>>319995
You are dead.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 04:03:09 [Preview] No.319998 del
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>>319995
im not here today you creep


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 04:03:20 [Preview] No.319999 del
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>thinking about Helen


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 04:03:32 [Preview] No.320000 del
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QUADS AN .....
AH ......
CARNT BE FARKED
BE A BUNCHA NEETS


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 04:03:51 [Preview] No.320001 del
Just gonna get my tiger rolls and salami and bugger off home. Not impressed. This was meant to be the height of my weekend


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 04:04:18 [Preview] No.320002 del
>>319997
accurate


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 04:04:35 [Preview] No.320003 del
>>320001
Sorry m8,maybe it's for the best though


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 04:04:35 [Preview] No.320004 del
>>320001
you gonna hit craigs too?


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 04:05:25 [Preview] No.320005 del
>>320001
get a bottle of vodka. make it one to remember


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 04:05:53 [Preview] No.320006 del
>>320000
based gypsy shaman


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 04:06:06 [Preview] No.320007 del
>>320004
Later.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 04:06:10 [Preview] No.320008 del
>>319990
WUB NUB!


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 04:07:05 [Preview] No.320009 del
>>319999
A chicken killed Pajeet in India yesterday
>https://www.abc.net.au/news/2021-02-28/indian-rooster-kills-owner-with-cockfight-blade/13200676
I want to know what happened to the chicken


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 04:07:16 [Preview] No.320010 del
>>320001
>tiger rolls
Based choice.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 04:07:25 [Preview] No.320011 del
>>319999
>tfw she shall never again shelter her chicks


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 04:07:44 [Preview] No.320012 del
>>320009
Based chicken


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 04:09:47 [Preview] No.320013 del
>>320000
Thanks Wizzy.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 04:10:30 [Preview] No.320015 del
>>320001
It will never be enough m8


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 04:10:42 [Preview] No.320016 del
>>320000
Nice one wizzy


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 04:10:49 [Preview] No.320017 del
>>320009
Promote it!


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 04:12:25 [Preview] No.320018 del
What if .... the chicken was .... Helen


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 04:12:57 [Preview] No.320019 del
Having a look around for second hand ps4s. Few games I really wanted to check out. Cunts are taking the piss, hard to find anything under three under dollars. I got a ps3 for 60 bucks on gumtree just after the ps4 came out.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 04:14:24 [Preview] No.320020 del
>>320018
Helen in a new life doing gods work.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 04:17:27 [Preview] No.320021 del
>>319979
I might go there as there's a qt cashier at the Craig's there which I might also visit.
>>319980
Hello, thanks, how have you been?
>>319987
Some noodles, maybe some veggies and soft drink and some beer from Craigs.
>>319988
>terrible day here, overcast and a humid 30 degrees
That doesn't sound pleasant.
>porbably just going to have to buy a bottle
Bottle of what?
>>320000
Wizzy you lazy boong.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 04:17:39 [Preview] No.320022 del
>>319926
>What answers
Waste time. Care less.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 04:17:56 [Preview] No.320023 del
>>319885
That looks like the good life.
>>319889
>no need to rush
we'll see
>>319904
zGood on you for cleaning up
>>319912
heh


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 04:18:25 [Preview] No.320024 del
>>319936
You're more of a fatty than me.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 04:18:45 [Preview] No.320025 del
Flag reverted.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 04:19:34 [Preview] No.320026 del
>>319943
I stretch my arse.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 04:19:56 [Preview] No.320027 del
>>319945
You were supposed to meet us there with the HA.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 04:20:25 [Preview] No.320028 del
HODL


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 04:20:29 [Preview] No.320029 del
that wasn't me posting that shit


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 04:20:58 [Preview] No.320030 del
>>320026
Nice. Tension in the glutes can lead to injuries elsewhere and imbalances. Good on you.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 04:21:06 [Preview] No.320031 del
>>319950
I s that so.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 04:21:10 [Preview] No.320032 del


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NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 04:21:35 [Preview] No.320034 del
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NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 04:21:54 [Preview] No.320035 del
>>319953
Nurgle awaits.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 04:21:55 [Preview] No.320036 del
>>320029
And who are you?


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 04:22:12 [Preview] No.320037 del
>>320031
Due to recent events involving confessions of NEET corruption and tomfoolery your former high status has been restored


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 04:22:34 [Preview] No.320038 del
>>319955
>ludicrous
I have set a precedence


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NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 04:29:14 [Preview] No.320041 del
>>319976
Go to the pub and have a few coldies with Monk.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 04:29:15 [Preview] No.320042 del
Got my salami
Stopped by a bar I’ve never been to for a pint. Bartender was quite rude


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 04:30:05 [Preview] No.320043 del
>>319986
>I've seen them betting on cartoon races.
Join them.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 04:30:30 [Preview] No.320044 del
>>320042
>Bartender was quite rude
What happened?


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 04:30:42 [Preview] No.320045 del
>>320043
Bet you $5 he will


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 04:31:15 [Preview] No.320046 del
>>320044
He just said "what do you want?” And I had to get his attention to ask if I could smoke out back


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 04:32:10 [Preview] No.320047 del
>>320046
You should have said "a cold one" and showed him that Chad smile.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 04:32:56 [Preview] No.320048 del


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 04:33:56 [Preview] No.320049 del
Not feeling this pint of rice lager. Just wanna go home and rearrange the lounge room


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 04:34:41 [Preview] No.320050 del
>>320049
>and rearrange the lounge room
To put down the mat for interpretive dance?


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 04:35:01 [Preview] No.320051 del
Hang on, is there two (2) NEETs having pub adventures today?


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 04:35:20 [Preview] No.320052 del
>>320050
Yes, and maybe some choofed vidya gaems


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 04:35:24 [Preview] No.320053 del
>>320045
*hoots in ewok*


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 04:36:20 [Preview] No.320054 del
>>320051
Just me I think


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 04:36:31 [Preview] No.320055 del
>tfw I want to do that dance with Monk where I spin him around on a circle


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 04:36:44 [Preview] No.320056 del
just pulled a muscle under my right tit


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 04:36:58 [Preview] No.320057 del
>>320054
I can't keep up with these new fangled threads


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 04:37:22 [Preview] No.320058 del
new thread soon i hope


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 04:37:39 [Preview] No.320059 del
>>320056
Massage it!


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 04:38:07 [Preview] No.320060 del
>>320056
Could be a heart attack


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 04:38:22 [Preview] No.320061 del
>>320058
867 posts to go


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 04:38:28 [Preview] No.320062 del
>>320058
A little later.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 04:38:48 [Preview] No.320063 del
There is a train at 3:50 and 4:10. Deciding on whether I neck this pint to make the first one, or relax and order another. The latter I think


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 04:39:30 [Preview] No.320064 del
>>320055
My best golden memory includes spinning a non Monk person in a circle


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 04:41:10 [Preview] No.320065 del
>>320063
>The latter I think
You ask too many rhetorical questions.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 04:41:38 [Preview] No.320066 del
>>320060
nah, it's just me being a fat inflexible cunt


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 04:43:02 [Preview] No.320067 del
>>320065
To NEET or not to NEET,that is the question.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 04:43:26 [Preview] No.320068 del
>>320066
You should do some yoga each day.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 04:43:32 [Preview] No.320069 del
>>320056
Yesterday I went to do some chin ups after benching. There was no stool nearby so I just jumped up to reach the rack. I don't think I braced myself properly because the muscles around my ribs started burning horribly. I can normally do 7-8 chin ups without much difficulty but this time I just immediately dropped down due to the pain.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 04:43:58 [Preview] No.320070 del
>>320065
One of my wireless earbuds has gone flat.
This afternoon adventure is so not kino


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 04:44:27 [Preview] No.320071 del
>>320069
I feel fine today though.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 04:44:59 [Preview] No.320072 del
>>320041
Not in a mood for the pub right now.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 04:45:01 [Preview] No.320073 del
Going for a river walk
I'll take a snek pik if he's there again


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 04:45:29 [Preview] No.320074 del
>>320072
Having a drink at the pub will fix that


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 04:45:33 [Preview] No.320075 del
I've gotten my weight down to 78kg from 80kg. It doesn't sound like much but I can see the difference somehow. I kind of fucked up a bit by having a massive bowl of porridge this morning. I am hoping to get down to 75kg.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 04:45:37 [Preview] No.320076 del
>>320073
Enjoy your wank.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 04:45:48 [Preview] No.320077 del
>>320073
have fun ColourBlindNEET


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 04:47:04 [Preview] No.320078 del
Ah fuck it, what’s one more pint in the grand scheme of things


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 04:47:10 [Preview] No.320079 del
I wish AbseilNEET was in Adelaide so I could have a few beers with him. I'd like to have a few beers with weber too but Abseil would probably be more receptive of me seeing him as a father figure.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 04:47:18 [Preview] No.320080 del
>>320077
>>320076
Gonna get my m8 snek to bite you cunts


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 04:47:25 [Preview] No.320081 del
>>320075
>I am hoping to get down to 75kg.
Why this weight?


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 04:47:55 [Preview] No.320082 del
>>320070
Start singing to replace the noise in the void.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 04:48:25 [Preview] No.320083 del
>>320080
One eyed snek?


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 04:48:53 [Preview] No.320084 del
>>320078
The arse will always welcome the carbs that will be pissed by the cock.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 04:49:24 [Preview] No.320085 del
>>320075
Good work NEET. Even a few kilos can make a big difference at that weight. The difference between looking good and looking skinnyfat.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 04:49:55 [Preview] No.320086 del
>>320079
>a father figure
Would you call him Daddy?


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 04:50:20 [Preview] No.320087 del


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 04:51:42 [Preview] No.320088 del
>>320081
Nothing in particular. Just a round figure. I expect that it will be about right.
I definitely have too much fat as it is. I am going to keep losing it until it looks right. If 75kg is not enough then I will lose more. If 76kg or something is enough then I will stop there.

>>320085
Cheers neet.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 04:52:06 [Preview] No.320089 del
>tfw old enough to have a belly and it's just called dadbod
>tfw girls with daddy issues are into this


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 04:52:51 [Preview] No.320090 del
>>320086
I never had a father or anything so I'd like having Abseil to fulfill that role. He would probably understand how I feel given his lesbian mothers.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 04:53:15 [Preview] No.320091 del
>>320089
>tfw girls with daddy issues are into this
are they though?


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 04:54:14 [Preview] No.320092 del
>>320090
you could bond at the fish markets


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NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 04:55:15 [Preview] No.320094 del
>>320091
No, it is just a mixture of cope from chubby blokes and virtue signalling from women.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 04:56:25 [Preview] No.320095 del
>>320094
It was a rhetorical question.
Watch what women do, not what they say.


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NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 04:57:15 [Preview] No.320097 del
Young women gyrating against thicc executives.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 04:57:31 [Preview] No.320098 del
kek!


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 04:58:03 [Preview] No.320099 del
>320098


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 04:59:25 [Preview] No.320100 del
>>320098
checked


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 05:03:08 [Preview] No.320102 del
I am one week porn free.


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NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 05:04:23 [Preview] No.320104 del
>>320101
Nothing wrong there if he is going to go on a tirade on company time.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 05:04:39 [Preview] No.320105 del
>>320102
Well done.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 05:05:08 [Preview] No.320106 del
>>320104
the last bit of the article suggests the sexual deviants aren't happy with the mouthy employee being sacked, they also want the manager sacked too


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 05:10:52 [Preview] No.320107 del
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NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 05:13:27 [Preview] No.320108 del
When I was Primary School age my father got free tickets to the Grand Prix. He had passes to go into the pit area too, but only two of them. He took my cousin in and left me outside on my own. My cousin got photographs taken of him with the Ferraris. I just stood outside alone.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 05:14:11 [Preview] No.320109 del
>>320102
Well done m8. Have you stopped making porn entirely, or just stopped posting the videos online?


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 05:14:55 [Preview] No.320110 del
>>320108
>I just stood outside alone.
What a depressing story. Go visit Dan.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 05:18:33 [Preview] No.320111 del
good night NEETs


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 05:19:10 [Preview] No.320112 del
>>320111
Good night CzechNEET.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 05:19:28 [Preview] No.320113 del
>>320111
Good night NEET. Sleep tight.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 05:23:11 [Preview] No.320114 del
>>320103
Do you give this woman money too?


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 05:26:24 [Preview] No.320115 del
Home from hipster faggot central street
Not impressed, I said the fights were probably on ESPN so he said he'd change the channel on one of the Tvs as I was leaving. Never did. Sat there awkwardly waiting.
Turns out the mongery was all my fault, the fights started at 12 and not 2 like usual. They'd ended by the time he said he'd put it on.

3 pints in. Don't know what to do. Can't even be fucked turning on my gayming PC, let alone rearranging furniture. A shitty, woeful, mongful arvo. I guess there's nothing left to do but visit the local really.
Disappointed, angry maybe? I don't know. The morning was optimistic, and the afternoon only brings disappointment and sorrow as it does each day. Another wasted weekend with no gain.

Listening to skinshape and having some mustard and salami rolls. Venetians swaying in the breeze.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=xmhd-ZP6wyw [Embed]


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 05:26:37 [Preview] No.320116 del
>>320103
What is this an image of? I am scared to click it.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 05:27:02 [Preview] No.320117 del
>>320116
it was just one of the first google results for 'big tits'


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 05:27:45 [Preview] No.320118 del
(24.21 KB 471x221 hugf.jpg)


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 05:28:23 [Preview] No.320119 del
>>320108
That sucks. He was probably looking at it from the point of view that your cousin was a guest and therefore got the best of whatever was on offer.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 05:28:53 [Preview] No.320120 del
>>320115
>Another wasted weekend with no gain.
I honestly don't see why this is a problem for you. A lot of people would like to do absolutely nothing on their weekend.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 05:29:13 [Preview] No.320121 del
Ham, cheese, tomato and pickled onion wraps.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 05:29:13 [Preview] No.320122 del
>>320115
>Venetians swaying in the breeze.
You should record them for us.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 05:30:02 [Preview] No.320123 del
Haven't heard from her since Wednesday. Get this just as I'm about to fire up the Karcher:
>How are you
>I be in training
>From Monday till Thursday
>How about you


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 05:30:22 [Preview] No.320124 del
>>320121
Squirts of aioli?


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 05:30:23 [Preview] No.320125 del
>>320095
It worked for whore


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 05:30:42 [Preview] No.320126 del
>>320115
Have the venetians started talking to you?


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 05:30:54 [Preview] No.320127 del
>>320123
Reply:
>Well, good, yourself?


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 05:31:00 [Preview] No.320128 del
>>320120
I feel really guilty when I 'waste' my time not being productive and furthering myself in any way. Which, as you might have noticed, is basically all the time. The boongery prevails over whatever sliver of ambition is left within me.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 05:31:08 [Preview] No.320129 del
>>320120
If you're a wagie and you squander your weekend it is upsetting come Sunday night/Monday morning.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 05:31:55 [Preview] No.320130 del
>>320127
I replied with my office hours, work from home on Thursday and annual leave on Friday.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 05:32:25 [Preview] No.320131 del
>>320128
It is fine to do nothing but meditate and exercise all day. Even if the rest of the day is wanking.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 05:32:36 [Preview] No.320132 del
>>319926
Dammit, we need to give nuro a proper mourning thread - he was a good neet.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 05:32:42 [Preview] No.320133 del
>>320129
I use to spend it working.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 05:32:59 [Preview] No.320134 del
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(679.65 KB 486x491 BunyipPoo.png)
(1.29 MB 1012x556 light.png)
No sign of snek but I did see some ducks and a poo


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 05:33:47 [Preview] No.320135 del
>>320126
I speak to them.
They respond only in swaying, the pull cord hitting the blinds and the wall, that sucking sound when they're pulled outwards toward the window, and then the immediate response when the wind pushes them in. Fluttering my notebook and prescriptions that I keep on the window sill.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 05:33:56 [Preview] No.320136 del
>>320132
Only the good die youngish


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 05:34:54 [Preview] No.320137 del
>>320123
I put a squirt of burger sauce on this one. I have aoili but it's not open.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 05:35:49 [Preview] No.320138 del
>>320129
You could've gone to the markets.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 05:36:12 [Preview] No.320139 del
>>320134
Decent poo.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 05:36:58 [Preview] No.320140 del
>>320135
Let me know when they start telling you secrets, even if they tell you to not tell me.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 05:37:37 [Preview] No.320141 del
>>320137
keep your squirts away from her


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 05:38:15 [Preview] No.320142 del
>>320141
She'll be the one squirting


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 05:39:46 [Preview] No.320143 del
"Channeling your inner NEET" starts in 15 minutes at hall B.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 05:40:54 [Preview] No.320145 del
>>320125
She would just tell you what you wanted to hear.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 05:41:20 [Preview] No.320146 del
>>320144
Did you download this from limewire?


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 05:43:33 [Preview] No.320147 del
I haven't brushed my teeth for like 3 days


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 05:44:50 [Preview] No.320148 del
>>320145
Yes, they do that when they like you


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 05:46:06 [Preview] No.320149 del
>>320146
I'd give anything for a one way time machine back to the early 2000s.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 05:46:13 [Preview] No.320150 del
>>320147
Have a brush


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 05:46:47 [Preview] No.320151 del
>>320149
There was no Gen then


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 05:54:56 [Preview] No.320152 del
Shaved my 6 day growth back down to a mustache. Made me remember how sometimes I'd shave the beard, or shave it down to a moustache, come into the kitchen or lounge and ex would giggle about how different I look.
No one will notice. Should they? It's hard to go from having someone know everything about you, updated daily, to having no one notice anything you do. Nothing but a few drinking buddies to see once a month at best. Nothing but the neetboys at the online pub.
Oh well, what can you do but live another day.
Garn local, hope the good seats are free.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 05:58:45 [Preview] No.320153 del
Oh boy I love randomly getting linked to 9chan.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 06:00:02 [Preview] No.320154 del
The two recent bumble bees have deleted me.
I guess they don’t appreciate my half assed slow responses


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 06:00:11 [Preview] No.320155 del
I wish beanNEET made videos like this.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=I2HZapHKQrc [Embed]


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 06:00:57 [Preview] No.320156 del
>>320152
We know you better than she ever could.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 06:01:27 [Preview] No.320157 del
>>320156
This is true


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 06:04:24 [Preview] No.320158 del
>>320153
Did it do that again?


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 06:05:00 [Preview] No.320159 del
The semester hasn't even started and I have lost my motivation to study.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 06:06:32 [Preview] No.320160 del
Dan and Craig just came round my house and beat me up
They called me a filthy apostate heretic


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 06:08:07 [Preview] No.320161 del


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 06:08:09 [Preview] No.320162 del
>>320074
It won't, but I think the gym might.
>>320159
Same, I hope that this will change.
Went to Coles and got some mi goreng, as well as a bottle of diet tonic water and diet lemon lime and bitters, I also went to Craig's and got a coule of hipster beers that are 2.1 standards each, the qt cashier wasn't there. Considering a visit to the gym after I finish this coffee.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 06:09:54 [Preview] No.320163 del
>>320161
I've only had that happen when the board shits itself


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 06:10:24 [Preview] No.320164 del
>tfw no redhead gf


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 06:15:51 [Preview] No.320165 del
4 eggs


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 06:20:50 [Preview] No.320166 del
3 garlic breads


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 06:25:31 [Preview] No.320167 del
No seats at the local.
6 pack instead. Bit dangerous. My man Ross was there again, told me it picked up to capacity at 4:30.
If I had skipped those couple pints after the disappointing lack of fights I could have got the kino seat.
Relativity and retrospect.
In a mood somewhere between woe and so-so. Could go a bag of blow, or a reason to grow, find a seed to sow, and shave off the mo.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 06:25:39 [Preview] No.320168 del
Ate the 4 eggs


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 06:25:45 [Preview] No.320169 del


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 06:26:19 [Preview] No.320170 del
>>320164
I saw a really pretty one yesterday. Made me feel terribly alone.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 06:29:20 [Preview] No.320171 del
>>320170
It's going to be torture going to uni next week, being around people in general and knowing there will be some pretty girls there.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 06:30:32 [Preview] No.320172 del
I want to hate all of you

I think it’s doable

> t. absolutely not nuro


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 06:34:02 [Preview] No.320173 del


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 06:35:04 [Preview] No.320174 del
Car has been washed and dried and looks acceptable again. That Bowden's Snow Job and their Big Green Sucker are quite good.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 06:35:36 [Preview] No.320175 del


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 06:36:13 [Preview] No.320176 del
>>320153
Nobody else has this problem. Are you running custom CSS or something? Have you reported it to the Big Fella?


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 06:36:18 [Preview] No.320177 del
I'm going to do a 24 hour fast tomorrow. I'll my last meal tonight and then not eat until at least that time tomorrow night.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 06:36:39 [Preview] No.320178 del


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 06:36:59 [Preview] No.320179 del
>>320174
So why did you not go for a cruise and exercise it’s colossal panty wetting power you insufferable sysadmin ?


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 06:37:13 [Preview] No.320180 del
>>320176
>Nobody else has this problem


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 06:38:14 [Preview] No.320181 del
>>320179
Settle down.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 06:38:24 [Preview] No.320182 del
>>320174
I should was mine but I don't think I'll get the chance to do so today.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 06:41:21 [Preview] No.320183 del
>>320181
Even it’s unregistered there is nothing you stopping from taking it around the block for fuck sake

What is wrong with it ?

What are you hiding from us all ?

The office of neet basedness and bullshit is demanding answers


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 06:43:07 [Preview] No.320184 del
>>320177
What are you having? A big send off?


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 06:45:39 [Preview] No.320185 del
>>320177
I've been doing 12 hour intermittent fasting lately.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 06:46:34 [Preview] No.320186 del
(2.02 MB 3024x4032 boong.jpg)


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 06:47:00 [Preview] No.320187 del
Hey wombo, I want to post a photo of my hair to ask for some advice. How safe is it for me to post a photo edited like this? I'll wipe the exif if I do it.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 06:47:16 [Preview] No.320188 del
Intermittent fisting


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 06:48:23 [Preview] No.320189 del
>>320186
Sweep it!


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 06:48:34 [Preview] No.320190 del
>>320187
Should be fine if you save it as a jpeg and delete the EXIF.
It's really only that format photoshop uses that preserves the edits.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 06:48:59 [Preview] No.320191 del
>>320190
Okay, thanks.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 06:50:22 [Preview] No.320192 del
>>320187
Depends on whether or not the photo is also online. If it's not, it should be fairly safe.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 06:50:50 [Preview] No.320193 del
>>320191
You could also convert between a few different formats first, or upload it to an online graphics tool and download their output again or something if you're really worried.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 06:50:50 [Preview] No.320194 del
>>320187
Even with the big black rectangle I still know thats Tone


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 06:50:57 [Preview] No.320195 del
I am horrified by how asymmetrical my face is. I didn't realise I was this ugly.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 06:51:20 [Preview] No.320196 del
>>320191
Also don't use a swirl cos that can be unswirled.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 06:52:32 [Preview] No.320197 del
>>320194
>>320193
>>320192
Nah, I've decided against it. Cheers though.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 06:52:36 [Preview] No.320198 del
>>320195
I look like a hybrid of the Norf FC meme and the 19th century anti-Irish posters.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 06:54:17 [Preview] No.320199 del
>>320195
I'm sure you're not ugly, NOOT.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 06:56:18 [Preview] No.320200 del
>>320197
You are trying to upset me.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 07:00:48 [Preview] No.320201 del
I should have taken it to All Japan Day at Glenelg today and feigned ignorance.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 07:02:42 [Preview] No.320202 del
They have been opened.
Their wisdom comes flooding in. I find myself showered in a sea of enlightenment.
The sunset judges me cruelly for my weekend antics, and reminds me of the long week ahead.
The trees blow in the breeze, far removed from my static existence by this window.
I can only wonder what lies beyond their long forged branches, an invisible future. Unpredictable, their methods have become.. interpretively unsound.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 07:04:38 [Preview] No.320203 del
>>320202
>tfw doesn't drink coopers


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 07:06:16 [Preview] No.320204 del
>>320202
A lovely view.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 07:08:16 [Preview] No.320205 del
>>320202
>interpretively unsound.
Fuck.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 07:09:46 [Preview] No.320206 del
Because there's a conflict in every human heart between the rational and the irrational, between good and evil. The good does not always triumph. Sometimes the dark side overcomes what Lincoln called the better angels of our nature. Every man has got a breaking point. You and I have. Colonel Mong has reached his. And very obviously, he has gone insane.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 07:10:19 [Preview] No.320207 del
>>320202
They are very sexy looking Venetians tbh


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 07:12:10 [Preview] No.320208 del
>>320204
It poses some decent opportunities for creepshops.
Sometimes I stand and spread the venetians to watch girls in activewear walking their dogs.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 07:16:40 [Preview] No.320209 del
double episode of the car show tonight
might get a boiger


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 07:17:29 [Preview] No.320210 del
>>320209
Excited.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 07:23:12 [Preview] No.320211 del
>>320209
Get a southern belle.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 07:25:55 [Preview] No.320212 del
Asked Mum how to get blood stains out of denim
She immediately asked me if I had been punching on, with multiple question marks.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 07:26:20 [Preview] No.320213 del
>>320186
Cringe. What’s wrong with It ??


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 07:26:57 [Preview] No.320214 del
>>320212
Cold water.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 07:27:58 [Preview] No.320215 del
>>320213
Who said anything was wrong with it? If you actually read the posts around here regularly instead of posting nasty shit on a Sunday afternoon you'd know about it.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 07:30:21 [Preview] No.320216 del
Horror... Horror has a face... and you must make a friend of horror. Horror and moral terror are your friends. If they are not, then they are enemies to be feared.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 07:32:26 [Preview] No.320217 del
>>320216
Is it asymmetrical?


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 07:33:36 [Preview] No.320218 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Av5Jb52yFBo [Embed]
Hey Venetians
it's just me and you tonight


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 07:48:20 [Preview] No.320219 del
Popcorn.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 07:49:37 [Preview] No.320220 del
too much gooning over the weekend
feeling exhausted


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 07:53:28 [Preview] No.320221 del
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ASIO here. I'm coming for ya!!


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 07:54:07 [Preview] No.320222 del
>>320134
I hope the wank was good. Looks like a lovely place.

>>320135
You cherish them.

>>320147
Give them some TLC.

>>320153
I don't understand why this happening.

>>320154
You need to speed up and send them some dick pics.

>>320159
Mine is starting tomorrow.

>>320160
Get some goon into you.

>>320165
>>320166
Big meal.

>>320167
>In a mood somewhere between woe and so-so. Could go a bag of blow, or a reason to grow, find a seed to sow, and shave off the mo.
tl;dr boongery

>>320168
Good meal?

>>320171
All mine is online and I love it that way. There was one class that had one time on campus that filled up in two seconds after the enrolments started.

>>320173
I wonder what this post could have been.

>>320174
>That Bowden's Snow Job and their Big Green Sucker are quite good.
Is that just a spray on or do you have to scrub?

>>320176
He has said it to me a few times but I am on here most of the day on my desktop and mobile but have never come across it. He said it about a week ago.

>>320177
Good luck.

>>320183
>What are you hiding from us all ?
He showed us long ago.

>>320186
I hope the snag decal on the side is going well. Looks impressive.

>>320187
That is a good image of you NEET. Really brings out your ears.

>>320202
Good afternoon Monk and the venetians.

>The trees blow in the breeze, far removed from my static existence by this window.
Deep.

>>320203
He should get into the tops.

>>320209
What boiger?

>>320215
I look forward to eating their bullshit reply.

>>320220
Have a glass of water.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 07:54:56 [Preview] No.320223 del
>>320221
Go home Pajeet your shift at the call center starts at 7:00 am tomorrow!


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 07:55:04 [Preview] No.320224 del
I really hate French "people". Probably on par with the Americans and Bug.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 07:56:08 [Preview] No.320225 del
>>320224
>Bug
kek, an actually decent wordfilter.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 07:56:31 [Preview] No.320226 del
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>>320223
ASIO here. I'm gunning for ya!!


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 07:56:43 [Preview] No.320227 del
>>320222
Quality catch up.
I didn't deserve many (You)'s it seems.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 07:56:46 [Preview] No.320228 del
Finally took two weeks!


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 07:57:11 [Preview] No.320229 del
>>320227
I tried my best. I am sorry.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 07:58:37 [Preview] No.320230 del
>>320229
As long as you tried.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 07:58:54 [Preview] No.320231 del
No boong'n until Friday.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 07:59:47 [Preview] No.320232 del
Posting from Windows 10. I finally found the motivation to boot it up.

4gb download to play Hell Let Loose.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 08:00:06 [Preview] No.320233 del
I am the NEET who first had the 9chan redirect issue. That was three or four weeks ago now. I have not had it since. It is a different NEET getting it now.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 08:00:50 [Preview] No.320234 del
>>320233
That's nice to know.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 08:01:11 [Preview] No.320235 del
It is not a hot day but I had to put the air conditioner on. I am suffering from a case of executive overheating. The obese sweats.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 08:01:31 [Preview] No.320236 del
>>320233
Hmmmm I am not sure then. This site was designed and adapted from a template design, but I don't understand why it is occurring.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 08:01:53 [Preview] No.320237 del
>>320234
Your nice to know.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 08:02:16 [Preview] No.320238 del
>>320235
'beatus sweats?


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 08:02:40 [Preview] No.320239 del
>>320222
>Is that just a spray on or do you have to scrub?
It's a spray-on foam.
Let it dwell for five minutes and then spray off
I didn't need to use a mit on this occasion.

>What boiger?
I got two triple cheeseburgers. One would have done.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 08:02:44 [Preview] No.320240 del
>>320231
Good luck. You can do it.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 08:02:49 [Preview] No.320241 del
>>320231
Should be do-able.

>>320232
Well done.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 08:03:51 [Preview] No.320242 del
The default fonts and CSS rendering on Win10 Firefox are just disgusting.
MacOS looks better in every respect.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 08:03:54 [Preview] No.320243 del
>>320233
And I had the same problem as well, so I guess about 3 of us so far?


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 08:05:09 [Preview] No.320244 del
>>320239
>I didn't need to use a mit on this occasion.
You are very lucky with the mess you described it as. How much did the whole system thing cost?

>I got two triple cheeseburgers. One would have done.
Big feed.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 08:05:56 [Preview] No.320245 del
>>320242
>MacOS looks better in every respect.
I will agree that their fonts and styling are better. Apple does computer human interaction well.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 08:09:07 [Preview] No.320246 del
Can of baked beans for dinner.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 08:10:15 [Preview] No.320247 del
What is the best way to go about becoming a sperm donor? I don't want to go through an official sperm bank there is too much red tape and I would probably be rejected anyway. How do you connect with some woman who needs some sperm so she can get pregnant but doesn't want a relationship with you?


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 08:11:21 [Preview] No.320248 del
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>>320244
>You are very lucky with the mess you described it as. How much did the whole system thing cost?
The snow cannon thing is listed as $99 at autobarn, but I think I got it for $60 on sale. It came with one dose of foam, which is what I used today. Your pressure washer is on top of that cost.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 08:12:16 [Preview] No.320249 del
10 km/s


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 08:12:42 [Preview] No.320250 del
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>>320246
Well beaned neet.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 08:13:45 [Preview] No.320251 del
>>320250
Three nights in a row.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 08:13:58 [Preview] No.320252 del
>>320247
Just put an add online
NEETjuice for free


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 08:14:33 [Preview] No.320253 del
I have to make an nvidia account to update my drivers through their app. It's just bugged out with some chink characters for some reason
I click on a random empty space and its a link to some .ch website

What the fuck. Windows is bad enough at work. Why has steam only downloaded 800mb in 20 minutes? I should just chuck this whole disk in the bin
Windowns is for fags


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 08:14:37 [Preview] No.320254 del
>>320246
à la carte NEET


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 08:15:50 [Preview] No.320255 del
>>320247
If you do it this way you can still be stung for child support even they say no child support. You'll probably be giving to some lesbian.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 08:18:04 [Preview] No.320256 del
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>>320228
2 more weeks, baby!!


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 08:18:29 [Preview] No.320257 del
>>320248
That shit isn't acceptable for indoors.

>The snow cannon thing is listed as $99 at autobarn, but I think I got it for $60 on sale
I might start scoping one out because that is a car wash or two, if I keep it regularly clean I can keep doing it.

>Your pressure washer is on top of that cost.
I might need to get another one. The current one is 10-20 years old and is stuck on high.

>>320249
Fast walk?

>>320251
Much farting?

>>320253
Do you use any mods?

I use some chink mod and it changed the country to China. I logged in and it went back to English. Perhaps uninstall and reinstall?


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 08:18:50 [Preview] No.320258 del
>>320256
Sir, yes sir.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 08:19:22 [Preview] No.320259 del
I wish Sperg would cook us a big pot of shakshuka with 20 eggs.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 08:19:38 [Preview] No.320260 del
Yeah so the nvidia tool I downloaded from their website took me to some nvidia signup site that had a redirect to a .gov.ch website in the url.
Probably a virus. And then the monitor flashed a couple times and was set to landscape mode.

Gonna reformat the disk I guess, when I can be fucked, in a few months..


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 08:19:52 [Preview] No.320261 del
>>320233
I had it a few weeks ago too, but not recently.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 08:20:48 [Preview] No.320262 del
>>320240
>>320241
Yeah, I have been doing it for the past couple weeks with only a few minor compromises.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 08:21:10 [Preview] No.320263 del
>>320246
Cut up an onion.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 08:21:16 [Preview] No.320264 del
>>320260
Mine was fine after I logged in. I have anti-virus program running that deals with most ransomware and it didn't care. It should be fine.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 08:21:41 [Preview] No.320265 del
>>320248
I like those mags.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 08:25:19 [Preview] No.320266 del
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>>320264
You guys ever play retro MMOs? Ultima Online, Meridian 59, The Sims Online, WoW private servers, Diablo 2, Final Fantasy 11, Phantasy Star Online 1, the ephinea private server? You can run them on older computers and they arr much better and have soul, unlike modern MMOs


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 08:31:11 [Preview] No.320267 del
>>320262
>minor compromises


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 08:33:40 [Preview] No.320268 del
>>320266
I was playing OSRS a couple years ago. My old account from eons ago has 99 cooking.
I was enjoying runecrafting until I realised I was just doing the same RC run for fake internet points without reason. I did enjoy farming, I had a half respectable farming level of 70ish, the farm runs were comfy. But again, what is the point.
Hell Let Loose is a fun new shooter, half arcadey and half mil-sim. Guys on comms are cool and professional. When you're in a co-ordinated firefight its fun as fuck


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 08:34:54 [Preview] No.320269 del
>>320267
Had a beer with lunch one day and had a couple wines after work one day. And a few days where I had a sneaky small choof.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 08:35:13 [Preview] No.320270 del
>>320266
They are not very forward compatible for most games, which sucks.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 08:36:31 [Preview] No.320271 del
Some older games have communities that make modded versions. Red Alert 2 has been made into expansion pack with an alternative campaign that is text-based with upgraded graphics and AI interactivity system.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 08:37:33 [Preview] No.320272 del
>>320265
They're Equip 3-piece rims. Basically these but black spokes: https://www.jdmdistro.com/shop/wheels/work-equip-05-23/


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>>320268
I did OSRC last year, comfy game but got kind of boring. I even subbed for one month. Anyway, you can play this soulful Phantasy Star Online original Dreamcast version free here https://ephinea.pioneer2.net/


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 08:39:10 [Preview] No.320274 del
>>320257
>I might start scoping one out because that is a car wash or two, if I keep it regularly clean I can keep doing it.
Yeah. It's marketed as a pre-wash, but it does well on it's own. Could always follow it with a two-bucket wash afterward if it gets really dirty.
Bowden's have some good videos on youtube of their products and how to use them.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 08:39:19 [Preview] No.320275 del
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Lost my wireless earbuds today like a dumb cunt. Hopefully they turn up somewhere around the house. Having a heineken tall boy and a 40g pack of Smiths oven baked sour cream and chives chips.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 08:39:35 [Preview] No.320276 del
>>320273
Why are you Indian?


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 08:40:30 [Preview] No.320277 del
>>320276
It's not your cow orker. Settle down.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 08:41:15 [Preview] No.320278 del
>>320276
Well this one time I couldn't find a public toilet, and I looked around on the street, and it looked deserted, and I was desperate, so....


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 08:41:18 [Preview] No.320279 del
Down an average -1.44% on total value. I keep checking too often.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 08:43:32 [Preview] No.320280 del
If women are ever unhappy with you, you just can't give them a good enough dicking.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 08:44:38 [Preview] No.320281 del
>>320280
Family gatherings must be interesting.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 08:46:33 [Preview] No.320282 del
>>320269
>lunch one day
>after work one day
>a few days


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 08:46:43 [Preview] No.320283 del
>>320275
That's a mong moment losing them.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 08:47:24 [Preview] No.320284 del
>>320279
You only lose value when you sell.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 08:48:00 [Preview] No.320285 del
>>320281
That's why all doors must stay open during a gathering.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 08:48:09 [Preview] No.320286 del
>>320284
No one will buy his arse with what he's asking for it.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 08:48:33 [Preview] No.320287 del
The venetians again, golden hour blues
Tomorrow awaits, pretentious fancy leather shoes
They grow tired of my melancholy, but delivery the (You)s
My friends on the neet board, discussing their poos.
My sorrow made mockery, but still nothing to lose.
The future as I see it before it, not something I can choose.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 08:49:32 [Preview] No.320288 del
>>320286
It's a depreciating asset.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 08:50:25 [Preview] No.320289 del
>>320287
Beautiful words. You made me feel your struggle.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 08:50:42 [Preview] No.320290 del
>>320288
>>320286
Sh-shut up!


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 08:51:09 [Preview] No.320291 del
>>320287
You are mocked because you keep making the same mistakes. If you tip all beer down the sink and throw the trash food in the bin, you will start to earn more respect.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 08:51:13 [Preview] No.320292 del
>>320287
>not something
Good poem except this.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 08:51:51 [Preview] No.320293 del
>>320290
I'll be there to swoop in to buy a bargain bum rental.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 08:53:06 [Preview] No.320294 del
>>320290
Used goods. I bought two of them for $10 this morning at the markets waiting for Weber.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 08:53:22 [Preview] No.320295 del
>>320293
You won't since I will HODL.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 08:54:13 [Preview] No.320296 del
>>320295
Reeeeeeeeeeeeee


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 08:54:19 [Preview] No.320297 del
>>320290
This picture always makes me chuckle.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 08:55:19 [Preview] No.320298 del
>>320287
good posts
almost feel like Im there


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 08:57:48 [Preview] No.320299 del
>>320295
>HODL
You kids and your jive.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 09:03:11 [Preview] No.320300 del
Shout me a durry Monk.


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NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 09:04:53 [Preview] No.320302 del
>>320301
Hit him on the hand if he reaches for another one.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 09:05:18 [Preview] No.320303 del
>>320301
Cheers mate. What do you want for tea, I'll bring something around.


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>>320276
Not an indian. A white guy living in India


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 09:08:11 [Preview] No.320306 del
>>320303
The fried noodles just how the ex used to make em.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 09:08:11 [Preview] No.320307 del
>>320305
You chose to live in India?
It does not compute...


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 09:08:55 [Preview] No.320308 del
My imagine didn't upload.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 09:09:49 [Preview] No.320309 del
>>320306
I'll ask her but I think she's busy.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 09:10:07 [Preview] No.320310 del
>>320308
What's in that book?


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 09:10:11 [Preview] No.320311 del
>>320308
The same one keeps coming up.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 09:11:05 [Preview] No.320312 del
>>320310
I bet it's full of interpretive knife dance routines.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 09:11:36 [Preview] No.320313 del
>>320311
This one has less sun glare through the Venetians.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 09:12:58 [Preview] No.320314 del
>>320312
I'd pay to read the published book.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 09:13:17 [Preview] No.320315 del
>>320313
Ah yeah, so it does.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 09:14:28 [Preview] No.320316 del
DIVIDENDS MY ARSE!!!


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 09:14:48 [Preview] No.320317 del
>>320310
Drunken notes to myself about how I need desperately to get sober.
"No more hangovers. Operate like a professional" written down for years with no real change. Quotes I find in my boonged state watching videos about Nietzsch-ian self-overcoming etc. The usual inspired motives of self-improvement that are forgotten by morning.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 09:15:01 [Preview] No.320318 del
>>320315
Reading the venetians is an art form that provides satisfaction.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 09:15:18 [Preview] No.320319 del
>>320316
Frank it!


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 09:16:17 [Preview] No.320320 del
>>320317
I have a bag full of books like that in the shed.
I don't think it's healthy.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 09:17:17 [Preview] No.320321 del
>>320317
>>320320
I would honestly like to read to these books. I find this subject matter of diaries interesting. I wish I could have read Keith Ledger's diary.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 09:19:41 [Preview] No.320322 del
>>320321
There's some hip poetry about me fucking a pillow in a chair back cavity folded to depict a pair of breasts.
This was before robot sex dolls and onaholes were a thing.
Well, before I knew of them.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 09:20:30 [Preview] No.320323 del
I used to out NEET all you boongs.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 09:21:34 [Preview] No.320324 del
>>320233
It happened to me once the other day when the board shat itself


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 09:22:18 [Preview] No.320325 del
Thinking about monks arrival and the warehouse/gook lady era


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 09:22:24 [Preview] No.320326 del
>>320322
Good story. I like reading them in the context of the overall story. I remembered reading that manifesto by Roger guy from start to finish over a few days.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 09:23:44 [Preview] No.320328 del
>>320325
The white guy arc was devastating.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 09:24:13 [Preview] No.320329 del
>>320326
I first started when I was about 20 and a shrink told me to write down my thoughts in the week.
I went back with like 2 books of shit, and three quarters of it semi-rhymed.
I thought I was poetic.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 09:25:14 [Preview] No.320330 del
>>320186
Fucking niiiiiice!
>>320202
Monk is also on the hipster beersit seems.
>>320259
At the NEET commune I'll cook up a big pot of bigos for you guys.
Went to the gym, came back and had two of those hipster beers, those 4 standards hit me harder than I expected to be honest, going to make that mi goreng soon, I think I'll have 3 packets in one go.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 09:27:06 [Preview] No.320331 del
'through the venetians' selected ponderings, rants and cries
monkneet
penguin-2021


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 09:27:30 [Preview] No.320332 del
>>320329
You should post pictures of it as should the other NEET. I will read it and review it.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 09:28:02 [Preview] No.320333 del
>>320317
I used to write those
I'd burn them without reading them when I woke up


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 09:28:06 [Preview] No.320334 del
>>320331
Where can I place a pre-order?


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 09:28:10 [Preview] No.320335 del
tfw trips


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 09:29:18 [Preview] No.320336 del
>>320334
Anus&Robinsons


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 09:29:52 [Preview] No.320337 del
>>320333
That's a shame. Lost art of NEET.


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>>320330
>hipster beers
He is a bit of one.
>a big pot of bigos
A hearty meal.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 09:30:22 [Preview] No.320339 del
>>320337
I don't want to know what smashed me has to say to me


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 09:30:35 [Preview] No.320340 del
>>320336
I'll be placing my order soon.


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NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 09:31:36 [Preview] No.320342 del
>>320332
I think I have posted some.
I have an envelope full of letters from an exMonaro.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 09:32:28 [Preview] No.320343 del
>>320339
What if it was tender sweet words of love?


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 09:32:30 [Preview] No.320344 del
>>320342
>envelope full of letters from an exMonaro
Burn them too


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 09:32:42 [Preview] No.320345 del


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 09:32:59 [Preview] No.320346 del
>>320339
I'll send you the photos.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 09:33:08 [Preview] No.320347 del
>>320343
They'd have been writtne by a drunk sleazy cunt


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 09:33:31 [Preview] No.320348 del
>>320344
They're in a cupboard thing that has old tvs on top of it.
Rats have probably eaten through it all.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 09:34:12 [Preview] No.320349 del
It's when you write drunken messages to yourself on the wall in marker pen you know it's time to stop


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 09:34:33 [Preview] No.320350 del
>>320349
That's why you burn them all.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 09:34:54 [Preview] No.320351 del
>>320348
Rats full of old love


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 09:35:34 [Preview] No.320352 del
>>320347
I hope there would have sexy comments in there about you.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 09:36:36 [Preview] No.320353 del
>>320352
No, I had a Monk like phase after my divorce.
The wall comment was
SHES A FUCKING CUNT AND NOT WORTH ALL THIS SHIT
but far less legibly


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 09:41:32 [Preview] No.320354 del
>>320353
It's good to reflect on your penmanship and find areas of improvement.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 09:42:55 [Preview] No.320355 del
>>320351
Their are tear marks on many of the letters. I do not like thinking about them. I'll get them out one day


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 09:43:34 [Preview] No.320356 del
>>320354
Kek, it took some scrubbing off


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 09:44:06 [Preview] No.320357 del
>>320354
I think practicing on the fridge is a good move. Start there before going to the walls.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 09:45:22 [Preview] No.320358 del
>>320357
Sound advice


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 09:45:43 [Preview] No.320359 del
I had a look at 9chan. Looks bad. Has a bunch of bunker internet people.
It's probably one of the boards monaro made while trying to take over all those times.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 09:45:55 [Preview] No.320360 del
>>320357
>t. SmartNEET


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 09:46:00 [Preview] No.320361 del
Chronicles of Shame.
Series unknown.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 09:46:50 [Preview] No.320362 del
>>320361
Fuck me m8, burn that shit
Seriously, do it now


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 09:49:10 [Preview] No.320363 del
>>320361
You'll never get over her if you keep wallowing in a pit of self pity about it
Say it's the past and move on, then tomorrow can be better


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 09:49:26 [Preview] No.320364 del
>>320361
The venetians really set the tone for that diary entry. Thank you for sharing it.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 09:50:03 [Preview] No.320365 del
>>320361
heavy stuff
the valis and the mints are a nice touch


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 09:50:43 [Preview] No.320366 del
>>320361
Stop making the same mistakes and get a new Puerto Rican.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 09:51:49 [Preview] No.320367 del
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These heiny tall boys aren't kind to the arse. 211 calories a pop.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 09:52:44 [Preview] No.320368 del
>>320367
Check behind your nads where your arse connects to your legs.
I bet you have manky stretch marks.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 09:53:39 [Preview] No.320369 del
>>320368
Most NEETs need an assistant or a mirror for this


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 09:54:12 [Preview] No.320370 del
>>320367
The carbs will always be welcomed by the arse.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 09:55:09 [Preview] No.320371 del
>>320368
I don't doubt it. Not that I can check.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 09:55:56 [Preview] No.320372 del
Man was not meant to look at his own arse


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 09:56:13 [Preview] No.320373 del
I remember this time last year.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 09:56:50 [Preview] No.320374 del
>>320372
I disagree.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 09:56:55 [Preview] No.320375 del
One beer left.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 09:57:08 [Preview] No.320376 del
>>320372
I need it plump!


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 09:57:28 [Preview] No.320377 del
St Paddys day in 2 weeks


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 09:57:40 [Preview] No.320378 del
>>320375
Straight to the sink.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 09:57:53 [Preview] No.320379 del
>>320376
You like the cushion


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 09:58:20 [Preview] No.320380 del
night all


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 09:58:35 [Preview] No.320381 del
>>320377
I'm looking forward to the NEET piss up.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 09:58:54 [Preview] No.320382 del
>>320380
night you


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 09:58:59 [Preview] No.320383 del
>>320373
The catalogue does not


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 09:59:15 [Preview] No.320384 del
>>320380
G'night m8


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 09:59:45 [Preview] No.320385 del
I trained the Mujahideen how to use Stinger missiles.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 09:59:51 [Preview] No.320386 del
>>320381
That's my designated drinking again day


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 10:00:10 [Preview] No.320387 del
>>320380
Good night NEET. Sleep tight.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 10:00:14 [Preview] No.320388 del
>>320385
I trained Nuro how to use coffee


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 10:00:30 [Preview] No.320389 del
>>320385
Long training session?


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 10:00:35 [Preview] No.320390 del
>>320362
>>320363
I plan to keep it. Forever. Like the disorganised archive of photos, I want to look over it all before I approach my death, immersing myself into life at the time of these artefacts, reflecting on what has changed.

As shameful and cringeworthy as a lot of these cooked journal entries are, they at least offer some insight into my rationality or lack thereof at the time.
I should scan them and add them to the archive. An encrypted filesystem outlining the long and painful periods of my life.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 10:00:57 [Preview] No.320391 del
>>320381
that will be the final act of the ausneets documentary


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 10:01:03 [Preview] No.320392 del


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 10:01:13 [Preview] No.320393 del
>>320369
Just aim for your gooch and keep bending.


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NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 10:02:19 [Preview] No.320395 del
>>320383
I cooked some fish.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 10:02:28 [Preview] No.320396 del
>>320390
I'm going to be a cunt here m8
If you do that you might as well give up now, life will never get any better
You'll be that sad old fart at the pub trying to tell people about your lost love from 20 years ago


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 10:02:35 [Preview] No.320397 del
>>320390
How do you think the new GF when you find her will feel about seeing the ex?


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 10:02:40 [Preview] No.320398 del
>>320390
In the good parts, you wont write bullshit for fake situations that'll never happen.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 10:03:18 [Preview] No.320399 del


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 10:04:03 [Preview] No.320400 del
>>320399
> anus fingerer


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 10:05:42 [Preview] No.320401 del
>>320396
It's not something I actively look at. It's just there when I need a sense of 'grounding' - what was I doing in January of 2016, oh I have photos of that.
I don't dwell on the poojeeta for example, despite gigabytes of photos of us. I never look at them, but I appreciate knowing I can transport myself back to that time.

>>320397
She won't see. Offsite backup, encrypted cloud backup.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 10:07:21 [Preview] No.320403 del
>>320401
>t's not something I actively look at
You do talk about her daily though
It's not healthy m8 and torturing yourself will never bring her back


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 10:08:44 [Preview] No.320404 del
>>320403
That's the Peruvian, not the Pooja.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 10:08:51 [Preview] No.320405 del
>>320402
I still don't get why that white man wants to live in India. Imagine falling over, scraping your knee and getting a superbug resistant to most antibiotics due to the antibiotic overuse there.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 10:08:57 [Preview] No.320406 del
>>320403
That will pass with time. The files will remain for eternity.
Some memories should never be forgotten, no matter how painful.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 10:09:37 [Preview] No.320407 del
>>320405
Poo fetish


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 10:09:59 [Preview] No.320408 del
>>320406
Stop fucking talking about her then


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 10:11:37 [Preview] No.320409 del
>>320407
Swimming in the Ganges with the other bits of poo?


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 10:13:12 [Preview] No.320411 del
The NEETs who are fixated on their exes are pretty cringe but we should be forgiving towards them.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 10:13:24 [Preview] No.320412 del
>>320410
Good audio output. Give it a smack, like the Hungarian did with the server.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 10:13:48 [Preview] No.320413 del
wonder what sneakers monk wears


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 10:14:12 [Preview] No.320414 del
>>320412
It's a bad potato.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 10:14:41 [Preview] No.320415 del
I'm not fixated on her as such, rather the regrettable behaviour I exhibited towards her.
also miss that poosay errday


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 10:15:17 [Preview] No.320416 del
>>320413
Nike free runs


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 10:15:45 [Preview] No.320417 del
>>320410
I lol'd when the papadums got rolling.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 10:16:57 [Preview] No.320418 del
>>320415
You even left the gen for a long time when you were together. She must have been a good one.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 10:17:33 [Preview] No.320419 del
Might torrent rambo first blood. Watched a bit of it on sbs a very long time ago.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 10:17:38 [Preview] No.320420 del
New thread in 516.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 10:17:54 [Preview] No.320421 del
Worth a try if you see these on special.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 10:18:31 [Preview] No.320422 del
>>320419
It’s a good film, and different to the sequels.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 10:19:32 [Preview] No.320423 del
Just watched Monaro open and pour a bottle of water into the filter water bottle.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 10:20:11 [Preview] No.320424 del
Apparently because the water bottle was warm and the filter jug is cold.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 10:21:06 [Preview] No.320425 del
Flag reverted.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 10:21:23 [Preview] No.320426 del
>>320424
You’ll have to dig her a well in the new place.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 10:21:57 [Preview] No.320427 del
>>320426
She can dig her own.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 10:22:04 [Preview] No.320428 del
Good night NEETs. Sleep right.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 10:23:13 [Preview] No.320429 del
On the third heiny. Was only going to have two but I got a buzz going.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 10:23:45 [Preview] No.320430 del
>>320428
Good night RightNEET.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 10:25:30 [Preview] No.320431 del
>>320421
I like the sound of them. I will give them a go.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 10:28:06 [Preview] No.320432 del
>>320424
300 iq move


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 10:28:17 [Preview] No.320433 del
>>320431
The Gisborne Orange ones aren’t bad.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 10:32:24 [Preview] No.320434 del
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NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 10:34:29 [Preview] No.320435 del
>>320434
Clap it


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 10:34:31 [Preview] No.320436 del


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 10:35:44 [Preview] No.320437 del
Do charitable donations negate my own self-destruction and ill-will towards others? Is righteousness only achieved through right action?

>Holiness is in right action, and courage on behalf of those who cannot defend themselves, and goodness. What god desires is here [points to head] Hospitaller: and here [points to heart] Hospitaller: and what you decide to do every day, you will be a good man - or not.

Some days I feel virtuous, other days I want nothing but a bottle of bundy and a handgun. An impossible landscape to navigate. Venetians be damned.
Goodnight friends, time for neetflix and more pills.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 10:37:54 [Preview] No.320438 del
>>320437
Doing good works redeems you.
I only put down the bottle so I could help others


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 10:40:12 [Preview] No.320439 del
Wish I was a redeemed man.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 10:44:27 [Preview] No.320440 del
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cruisedog
is the Monaro still into kpop?


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 10:53:43 [Preview] No.320441 del
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Hey fellas.
Next weekend movie night.
The Gods Must Be Crazy.
19:00 on the 6th
& 8:00 on the 7th AEDT
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 11:01:41 [Preview] No.320442 del
>>320439
Before I was, I wished I was.


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>>320442
what went wrong bro?


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 11:10:02 [Preview] No.320445 del
>>320444
Maybe my syntax there was somewhat ambiguous.

Before I fapped, I wanted to fap.
Before I was redeemed, I wished to be redeemed


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 11:10:42 [Preview] No.320446 del
>>320443
Hello.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 11:12:20 [Preview] No.320447 del
>>320446
I hope you're well.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 11:13:18 [Preview] No.320448 del
>>320447
He can dig his own.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 11:15:40 [Preview] No.320449 del
Sweet red wine?


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 11:15:44 [Preview] No.320450 del
>>320446
You are a good bloke hungary bro. I feel guilty for never attending your movies.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 11:15:44 [Preview] No.320451 del
One of my mong neighbours has set off their smoke alarm. Again.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 11:19:10 [Preview] No.320452 del
>>320447
Not really, but thanks. How are you doing?

>>320449
Sweet wines are just not ready yet.

>>320450
Thanks. You should. Tune in next time.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 11:21:43 [Preview] No.320453 del
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>>320452
how would you feel about screening Drive(2011)?


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 11:22:10 [Preview] No.320454 del
>>320450
He never hands out free popcorn or coke at them, no matter how often we ask. Complete tightarse.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 11:22:43 [Preview] No.320455 del
>>320452
Same. Every day is a battle and we're fighting to win.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 11:24:03 [Preview] No.320456 del
>>320451
kek.
throw a flaming ping pong ball into their house tomorrow to fuck with them


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 11:27:06 [Preview] No.320457 del
>>320453
That Goosling guy? Why not. We're looking for new movies to stream anyway. So April.
I'm thinking Damascus Time could be next in May.

>>320455
It's bearable if something one can do about it, but some things are out of our control and can't do much just wait out.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 11:29:55 [Preview] No.320458 del
Anycunt know if there's a good website to buy different types of wine from? Not him.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 11:31:58 [Preview] No.320459 del
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>>320306
Nigger I will PUMP YOU UP!!


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 11:32:14 [Preview] No.320460 del
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>tfw drunk at the online pub


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 11:32:22 [Preview] No.320461 del
>>320458
Laithwaites had some reasonable offerings on mixed cases last time I looked.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 11:35:30 [Preview] No.320462 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=aMTOAKNJqpA [Embed]


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 11:39:25 [Preview] No.320464 del
>>320458
nicks.com.au


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 11:39:41 [Preview] No.320465 del
>tfw no storm chasing in the tornado belt
https://youtube.com/watch?v=OldLS3YE04Y [Embed]


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 11:39:48 [Preview] No.320466 del
Getting sleepy. As usual, it was an underachieving day. At least I didn't binge eat.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 11:40:22 [Preview] No.320467 del
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>>320460
Would you cream for her feetsies?


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 11:41:01 [Preview] No.320468 del
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Goddamn she has some killer legs


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 11:41:02 [Preview] No.320469 del


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 11:41:42 [Preview] No.320470 del
>>320465
It's ok, I know some great bathhouses and public toilets you can go bugchasing in.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 11:41:50 [Preview] No.320471 del


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 11:42:49 [Preview] No.320472 del
>>320470
nah im good bro


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 11:46:21 [Preview] No.320473 del
>tfw ywn hang with your bro nuro in a public toilet, while he shows you the best places to find random unknown pills.
Is there any point to life anymore now that nuro's gone?


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 11:48:32 [Preview] No.320474 del
>>320463
I would watch that. Although I watched very few of his vids.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 11:52:01 [Preview] No.320475 del
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>>320469
Haha, one man's trash is another man's treasure


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 11:54:32 [Preview] No.320476 del
>>320475
you lik crikt?


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 11:55:09 [Preview] No.320477 del
>>320475
pls no stinky monkey posting


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 11:56:54 [Preview] No.320478 del
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>>320476
I hate cricket, isn't that shit played in Australia?


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 11:57:36 [Preview] No.320479 del
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>>320477
And now it is Stinky Sundays, baby!!


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 11:57:37 [Preview] No.320480 del
>>320478
>hate cricket
u paki?


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 12:01:22 [Preview] No.320481 del
>>320480
Get your banning stick ready. You might need it


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 12:09:46 [Preview] No.320482 del
>>320480
I’m not a sportsball person, but the pakies have an international cricket team.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 12:10:18 [Preview] No.320483 del
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>>320480
I am WHITE, nigger


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 12:13:25 [Preview] No.320484 del
>>320483
u paki dog


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 12:18:16 [Preview] No.320485 del
>>320478
>>320479
>>320483
This is why Pajeet shouldn't be allowed on the internet


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 12:19:38 [Preview] No.320486 del
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>>320485
Nigga nigga nigga can't you see? Sometimes your words just hypnotize me. And I just love your flashy ways, this is why they broke and you're so paid


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 12:26:21 [Preview] No.320487 del
>>320440
Yeah, it's pretty much all she watches


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 12:26:49 [Preview] No.320488 del
>>320441
That's a great movie


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 12:30:35 [Preview] No.320489 del
Got up to have a late night poo but there wasn't any there.
The case of the stolen turd.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 12:31:17 [Preview] No.320490 del
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Fuck it, self doxxing, IDGAF cause I got nothing left to lose,no one can hurt me anymore


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 12:32:27 [Preview] No.320491 del
>>320489
We all know who takes them.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 12:34:22 [Preview] No.320492 del
>>320490
This probably isn't the right board for that.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 12:34:33 [Preview] No.320493 del
>>320488
It went on Hungarian telly all the time.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 12:35:35 [Preview] No.320494 del
>>320491
I just locked the window. I better not lose any more.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 12:36:44 [Preview] No.320495 del
>>320493
It used to be on TV a fair bit here too.
Especially after the footy or something when they had to fill a time slot.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 12:39:24 [Preview] No.320496 del
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>>320492
Never mess up with me


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 12:40:20 [Preview] No.320497 del
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And now for my next song- Tendies for my Frens


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 12:41:55 [Preview] No.320498 del
According to board rules should some of those pics above be removed?


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 12:47:04 [Preview] No.320499 del
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>>320498
Suck my ASS, baby!!


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 12:52:25 [Preview] No.320500 del
>tfw severely covered in curry


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 12:55:52 [Preview] No.320501 del
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And then i>>320500
Nilu Nala


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 12:57:51 [Preview] No.320502 del
>>320500
Roll around in rice.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 13:05:44 [Preview] No.320503 del
>>320499
i wanna sauna


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 13:06:27 [Preview] No.320504 del
good morning NEETs


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 13:07:58 [Preview] No.320505 del
Eating CCs and watching samurais on Netflix


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 13:09:28 [Preview] No.320506 del


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 13:09:39 [Preview] No.320507 del
>>320504
Morning. What's on today's schedule?


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 13:10:07 [Preview] No.320508 del
>>320505
>watching samurais on Netflix
Age of Samurai: Battle for Japan?


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 13:10:47 [Preview] No.320509 del
>>320506
Like Doritos. I think they're Australian.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 13:11:04 [Preview] No.320510 del
Corn chips


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 13:12:12 [Preview] No.320511 del
>>320508
Yeah, that's the one.
It's not great but is OK.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 13:12:48 [Preview] No.320512 del
>>320511
7.6/10 on imdb.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 13:15:46 [Preview] No.320513 del
>>320512
It's very military focused


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 13:17:45 [Preview] No.320514 del
>>320338
>He is a bit of one
I can see how one could think that, I don't think he really satisfies all of the criteria though.
>A hearty meal.
It is indeed.
Had a longneck of as NK once called itViolent Bumcuddle, also went for a walk, time for another hipster beer.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 13:18:20 [Preview] No.320515 del
>>320507
definitely going for a drive, nice sunny weather and its the last day that i can move freely out of my district. fucking cunts are shutting down everything for three weeks starting tommorow. prolly gonna have to do some shopping too.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 13:20:01 [Preview] No.320516 del
>>320514
You need to stop drinking that shit.
Drink MB.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 13:21:05 [Preview] No.320517 del
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martial law coming in effect, they called in the army to stop free movement of people. i am counting on my shogun to deal with the oligarchs in charge and to free us from this slavery.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 13:21:37 [Preview] No.320518 del
>>320516
I rarely drink VB, I'm more of a Carlton Draught kind of guy.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 13:21:51 [Preview] No.320519 del
>>320515
You should stock up, three weeks is a long time.
Hope the shops aren't crazy.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 13:23:02 [Preview] No.320520 del
>>320518
That's sometimes on special at the local near work. It's not bad.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 13:25:13 [Preview] No.320521 del
After long debate I decided to leave pics up. Not sure if they violate rule #4, maybe the big titty nigress, but that would almost pain me to delet.


NEET Admin 02/28/2021 (Sun) 13:26:03 [Preview] No.320522 del
>>320521
we got 4 rules now?


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 13:26:40 [Preview] No.320523 del
>>320522
Board rule no.4


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 13:26:42 [Preview] No.320524 del
>>320522
We run on tribal law here unna


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NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 13:31:00 [Preview] No.320526 del
Midnight neets


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 13:33:03 [Preview] No.320527 del
Flag reverted


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NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 13:37:53 [Preview] No.320529 del
>>320527
I like you better that way.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 13:39:16 [Preview] No.320530 del
>>320529
I'm very reverted. Especially when I know there are Europeans watching.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 13:53:26 [Preview] No.320531 del
I am off to bed. Good night NEETs.

A special good night to my Reverted NEET.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 13:56:11 [Preview] No.320532 del
>>320531
Sleep tight secret message NEET


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 14:00:22 [Preview] No.320533 del
>>320531
good night NEET


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 14:16:55 [Preview] No.320534 del
>>320531
now that's a comfy mothafucka right thurr


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 15:11:50 [Preview] No.320535 del
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>>320534
I'm so comfy that I gave up Tramadol, altho I admit I've been taking a low dose, simply to feel moar human


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 15:36:52 [Preview] No.320536 del
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I live in one of the biggest cities in germany and most likely the second most cucked one. I can't stand it anymore. It makes me sick to see the thirst for self punishment, the longing for more restrictions and finally a full dictature. Germany was always cucked, and I get why the kikes say a goy is worth less than an animal. Thats because the average german is a soulless piece of degenerate shit. A slave that defends his master under whatever circumstance. Under the illusion of moral superiority and intellectuality he criticizes the "establishment" that lives rent free in his head. I walk through the streets and all I see is literal propaganda posters sponsored by facebook, unilever and the german state (wtf????). The evarage german undergraduate is a soulless piece of flesh that doesn't care that he learns nothing in school, and when he is done writing his exam (the only opportunnity to see his fellow students) he simply walks home and continues to play his games and cooms. I am puzzled by the sheer ignorance and slave mentality. I want to leave this shit country. All positive stuff you hear about germany is literal propaganda. The middle class gets fucked so hard, its beyond comprehension. When I walk through valleys of the 60s era buildings that are the streets, I simply cannot, but break out in mad laughter. It is a laughter that shakes my entire body, a laughter that makes the slaves gaze at me like they are being tortured. Where should I go? What country is left?


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 16:55:26 [Preview] No.320537 del
im still up
i feel shit because my life is nothing but a comedy


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 17:04:45 [Preview] No.320538 del
>>320537
Are you anxious?


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 17:07:17 [Preview] No.320539 del
>>320538
yeah probs
i feel like going to sleep is dying


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 17:42:47 [Preview] No.320540 del
>>320539
Huh, peeps usually anxious about stuff from their lives, they magnify problems, and feel helpless as they just lay in their bed and stare into the dark, or turning over and over. And not from the sleep itself.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 18:17:29 [Preview] No.320541 del
Morning neeties. Do you think you're ever going to become more social, chat with people in other places, perhaps even move on from ausneets someday?


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 18:31:01 [Preview] No.320542 del
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>>320541
i doubt i'll be here forever. i dont even know what im doing on a board for australian NEETs, but its nice to chat with someone new, someone other than close friends and family during this time. you guys could have told me to gtfo out of your secret club but i feel welcomed, i'll remember you cunts fondly if and when i move on.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 19:51:14 [Preview] No.320543 del
Mordening all.
Got to wash my neetstick and take the car to the car man.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 19:54:10 [Preview] No.320544 del
>>320543
moonang


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 20:12:54 [Preview] No.320545 del
>>320536
the low iq whites are the same everwhere. That is why propaganda is so effective. Be grateful that you can at least see the bars of your prison. The smart ones make a little castle for themselves and maybe their families and keep that shit at bay.

The only way out IMHO is a digital country where you communicate and work within your closed group. A clave like in the Neil Stephenson book "The diamond age"


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 20:15:25 [Preview] No.320546 del
>Tramadol
That shit is so nasty. It makes me feel sick


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 20:25:02 [Preview] No.320547 del
>>320428
>>320541
>>320543
>>320544
>>320542
Good morning friends.
Another week begins.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 20:28:31 [Preview] No.320548 del
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NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 20:40:23 [Preview] No.320549 del
Mongdings.
Wanking from home due to sleep deprivation.
The joys of modern life.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 20:43:23 [Preview] No.320550 del
>>320548
what is this sorcery?
embedded .svg file or what?


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 20:44:52 [Preview] No.320551 del
>>320549
Morning.
I had a wank and now I want to chuck a sicky.
15 mins behind schedule.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 20:55:38 [Preview] No.320552 del
>>320441
I look forward to it.

>>320458
Why wouldn't you buy it from Dan?

>>320475
>>320485
kek

>>320521
>maybe the big titty nigress, but that would almost pain me to delet.
Made me laugh.

>>320446
>>320504
>>320507
>>320537
>>320541
>>320543
>>320544
>>320547
>>320549
>>320551
Good morning NEETs.


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>>320552
Morning gapey.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 21:09:35 [Preview] No.320554 del
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>>320553
Morning.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 21:16:23 [Preview] No.320555 del


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 22:09:54 [Preview] No.320556 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=UEaKX9YYHiQ [Embed]


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 22:16:46 [Preview] No.320557 del
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Are you ready for trump's triumphant REAL presidential inauguration on march 4th neets? Can you imagine the epic butthurt among online lefties once they realise that everything they believed is a lie?


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 22:17:51 [Preview] No.320558 del
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>>320557
Jesus are Qanon fags still LARPing about this rich boomer jew puppet?


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 22:18:53 [Preview] No.320559 del
>>320557
Do you ever feel that you're apart of a cult?


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 22:21:11 [Preview] No.320560 del
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>>320542
I think the reason why Australia people have the best bantz, highest quality shjtposting, is because Australians are still mostly white Caucasians, true whites, not the mutt mixed subhumans you see in America. Australia and NZ is pretty much the only western countries that still have real white people. Once again, Americans are not white. They are mutant subhuman mixed freaks, brown mutts


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 22:25:52 [Preview] No.320561 del
>>320559
Not a cult. Republicans, Qanon supporters, and conservatives really are that fucking stupid. In America, whites vote against their own interest by voting against affordable housing, and free college and healthcare, all of which would benefit poor white people the most. Then again Americans aren't white. The actual white Americans are all antifa SJWs, while subhuman mutts and brown mixed race ones LARP as conservatives. Socialism would be the best thing to ever happoon to white people. We don't have NEETs in America because there's no real social welfare system. It's almost impossible to get disability money from the government.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 22:27:51 [Preview] No.320562 del
>>320557
>shills vaccines
gay


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 22:31:10 [Preview] No.320563 del
>>320561
>Not a cult. Republicans, Qanon supporters, and conservatives really are that fucking stupid.
They believe your first post I am quoting. That is a cult because they without question eat up speeches and propaganda as fact.

You know all those people who paid into that fund last year and this year to "stop the steal." Without question and doubt that it would change the election result.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 22:32:50 [Preview] No.320564 del
Americans are genuinely a moronic species.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 22:34:26 [Preview] No.320565 del
>>320547
Good morning my friend.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 22:36:47 [Preview] No.320566 del


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 22:40:02 [Preview] No.320567 del
They literally chant U S A rhythmically (near the start of the video when Trump appears on screen), similar to what you would see in North Korea
https://youtube.com/watch?v=knIWglEeZJI [Embed]


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 22:44:31 [Preview] No.320568 del
>>320562
I need to send all my clients info about the vaccine. I was asked to do it a week ago.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 22:45:34 [Preview] No.320569 del
>>320565
Sup bub


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 22:46:23 [Preview] No.320570 del
>>320568
Hopefully there are no more mong doctors who create extra workload for you by giving too much of the vaccine.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 22:47:35 [Preview] No.320571 del
>>320570
Everyone here is going to refuse.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 22:54:04 [Preview] No.320572 del
>>320571
I wonder how much wastage will occur as a result of this decision.

I don't understand why they don't continue the plan to target first responders then everyone with medical need regardless of age before everyone else.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 22:57:36 [Preview] No.320573 del
I tickled a NEET until he shit himself once.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 22:58:39 [Preview] No.320574 del
>>320573
Was it a big poo?


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 23:03:20 [Preview] No.320575 del
TRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUUUMP !

https://youtube.com/watch?v=4VDZfIvXnzI [Embed]


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 23:10:36 [Preview] No.320576 del
>>320557
Well trolled.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 23:11:29 [Preview] No.320577 del
>>320575
MIGA!!!


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 23:12:21 [Preview] No.320578 del
More energy drinks and dexies. I need to stop.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 23:14:54 [Preview] No.320579 del
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>>320563
Yea I mean it is a cult, but I was trying to say, it's also the fact that Trump supporters are brain-dead retards. They were dumb enough to think some billionaire boomer Zionist was gonna "save" America. Americans and especially poor white Americans, are some of the dumbest fucking people on this flat earth plane


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 23:17:49 [Preview] No.320580 del
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>>320564
Conservative white Americans are the dumbest people on earth, who have consistently voted against their own self interest for decades now. That's all changing now that boomers are dying and the younger generation wakes up and realized socialism is the only solution. Maybe soon we can have NEETs in America too if the government will start giving people welfare money


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 23:18:05 [Preview] No.320581 del
>>320579
You just don't get it, inter-dimensional chess is beyond your comprehension.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 23:18:31 [Preview] No.320582 del
Oh yeah! Oooh yeah ooh NEET I’m about to squirt out my pooper!!!


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 23:19:58 [Preview] No.320583 del
>>320580
Okay, that's nice. Now fuck off back to /pol/.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 23:20:38 [Preview] No.320584 del
>>320579
>designated glowie


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 23:21:24 [Preview] No.320585 del
>>320583
Yea sorry for the long posts, I don't mean to rant


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 23:22:06 [Preview] No.320586 del
>>320585
Why the fuck are you doing it here?


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 23:22:23 [Preview] No.320587 del
>>320582
Release it!


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 23:23:09 [Preview] No.320588 del
>>320585
This board is for boonglyf, white dog cunt politics mean nothing


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 23:23:57 [Preview] No.320589 del
>>320588
>white dog cunt politics
But it's talking about American politics.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 23:31:32 [Preview] No.320590 del
One quarter of the wage done..


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 23:32:03 [Preview] No.320591 del
a can of rockstar and two cans of red bull thus far
going to be a shitty day


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 23:32:51 [Preview] No.320592 del
>>320572
I hope they don't make it no jab no work.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 23:33:25 [Preview] No.320593 del
>>320589
Dog cunts.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 23:34:46 [Preview] No.320594 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=WdW-IPnukT8 [Embed]


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 23:36:44 [Preview] No.320595 del
>>320591
Have a can of beans.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 23:42:32 [Preview] No.320596 del
>>320595
beans cant solve everything


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 23:48:13 [Preview] No.320597 del
>>320592
It will be interesting to see what happens. If that was me and I needed to do it if I was working, I would do it Thursday afternoon and chuck a sickie on Friday.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 23:49:11 [Preview] No.320598 del
>>320592
They are already going to create vaccine passports in Europe in the next 1 to 3 months. This world is rapidly becoming a nightmare


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 23:49:55 [Preview] No.320599 del
>>320597
I'm practising rolling my eyes up in my head and letting my face droop. Should be good for a freakout at injection time.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 23:52:34 [Preview] No.320600 del
>>320596
Yes they can.


NEET 02/28/2021 (Sun) 23:57:19 [Preview] No.320601 del
>>320599
office wagie with mandatory jab coming?


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 00:01:26 [Preview] No.320602 del
>>320594
I find it funny they made a video of it. I personally don't understand why they do not visit all these sites. In the sense that if you visit you can often see that it may be shit technology, facilities or some other basic issue.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 00:09:19 [Preview] No.320603 del
>>320599
>t. SmartNEET


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 00:14:59 [Preview] No.320604 del
>>320596
You're not using them correctly.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 00:17:02 [Preview] No.320605 del
If I was home, it'd be getting to that point in the day when I'm out of things to do.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 00:22:14 [Preview] No.320606 del
>>320598
schizofrenik tabletka


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 00:22:55 [Preview] No.320607 del
>>320599
What happens if they try to inject you with some crazy shit, epinephrine or something, once you do the fake eye roll thing?


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 00:23:50 [Preview] No.320608 del
>>320601
The first worker that refuses and gets laid off will take it to the fair work commission. Even tho I'm expecting it to be kiked as all get out, it should give us refuseniks a pause.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 00:24:08 [Preview] No.320609 del
>>320606
Huh? Go to RT or other news sites. EU leaders openly saying they are creating a vaccine passport. This is not a conspiracy


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 00:24:58 [Preview] No.320610 del
>>320608
How's life in South Korea? I got fond memories of Seoul from about a decade ago


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 00:25:10 [Preview] No.320611 del
None of this shit matters.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 00:25:42 [Preview] No.320612 del
>>320610
How old are you, cunt?


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 00:28:35 [Preview] No.320613 del
>>320609
>RT
lol you really read putin's propaganda
do the needful sir and go poo in the loo please


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 00:29:35 [Preview] No.320614 del
Slack call with a junior sales guy
Man he's dumb. It's meant to be a weekly 'meeting' where we discuss issues but its literally just me helping him with shit he doesn't understand. He shares his screen and literally asks me what he should say in e-mails to managers of companies regarding warranties and shit. Stuff I don't even know about, he just can't write in a professional capacity for shit.
Today I just ignored him. He said "how should I word this part" and I'm like "Dunno man I'm just looking at the service history for it". He said he'd call me back after he writes up a simple e-mail for me to proof read it lol


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 00:30:15 [Preview] No.320615 del
At uni. Still haven't done it. It is way harder irl than in my head.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 00:30:49 [Preview] No.320616 del
What the wombler, just went to the kitchen and there is some poo man cleaning my windows. Must be from the body corporate or something


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 00:32:05 [Preview] No.320617 del
>>320609
I think thats only if you want to travel OS.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 00:37:53 [Preview] No.320618 del
>>320614
Tell him to go on the attack and make sure that they all know his time is valuable.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 00:38:30 [Preview] No.320619 del
>>320614
>He said he'd call me back after he writes up a simple e-mail for me to proof read it lol
His job seems to difficult for him.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 00:38:37 [Preview] No.320620 del
>>320616
Did either of you have pants on?


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 00:43:20 [Preview] No.320621 del
>>320619
too*
You may need monks proofreading services to.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 00:44:09 [Preview] No.320622 del
>>320618
>>320619
It seems too hard for him. He's under a lot of pressure. I think they hired him so he's just doing the shit housekeeping work the head of accounts doesn't wanna do. And because he can't do it he tries to get me to help him. All of this because we became "friends" after doing coke at the christmas breakup party the year before last.

>>320620
I didn't.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 00:45:39 [Preview] No.320623 del
>>320622
>All of this because we became "friends" after doing coke at the christmas breakup party the year before last.
You bonded.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 00:47:22 [Preview] No.320624 del
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>>320613
>lol you really read putin's propaganda

i much prefer putin to nsa /cia / globalhomo propaganda thanks


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 00:50:05 [Preview] No.320625 del
>>320624
>tfw no table bell


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>>320612
fuck it, dropping some of the best AUS memes


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 00:52:12 [Preview] No.320627 del
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hilarious guy


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 00:53:43 [Preview] No.320629 del
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last ones


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 00:54:12 [Preview] No.320630 del
These random VPN posters aren't that comfy.
Closing this window, going back to work.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 00:55:11 [Preview] No.320631 del
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>>320626
>>320627
go away glowie


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 00:56:29 [Preview] No.320632 del
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>>320631
>>320630
going away now, see you all in Hell


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 00:57:19 [Preview] No.320633 del
Someone is fucking my internet lads.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 00:57:56 [Preview] No.320634 del
>>320630
Good luck.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 00:58:12 [Preview] No.320635 del
>>320633
Go on...


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 00:59:17 [Preview] No.320636 del
Are we his internet lads?


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 01:02:39 [Preview] No.320637 del
>>320636
I don't understand your question by what you mean by internet.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 01:07:07 [Preview] No.320638 del
I've just been pacing around the uni for nearly an hour now. I've had 3 girls smile at me but I was too scared to do anything.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 01:07:31 [Preview] No.320639 del
I've just been pacing around the uni for nearly an hour now. I've had 3 girls smile at me but I was too scared to do anything.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 01:09:37 [Preview] No.320640 del
>>320638
>I've just been pacing around the uni for nearly an hour now.
Have you had lunch yet?


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 01:12:42 [Preview] No.320641 del
>>320640
No, I'm fasting.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 01:14:34 [Preview] No.320642 del
>>320641
Have a cool drink of water.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 01:16:14 [Preview] No.320643 del
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>>320580
>INTP
These stereotypes are harmful AND untrue. As you can see, my hairline is magnificent and completely unreceding.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 01:17:37 [Preview] No.320644 del
>>320643
Do you know who he is and what happened to him?


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 01:17:44 [Preview] No.320645 del
Internet speed drops to below 1mbps but the connection is constant.
URLS redirect to the modem gateway.

It'sthe first day of the month so I wonder if my ISP is fucking with me or if my bill was paid late or something


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 01:20:02 [Preview] No.320646 del
>>320645
See if you can access your ISPs home page.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 01:25:09 [Preview] No.320647 del
The ATM ate the money I was putting into an account and I am still waiting an hour later for the bank to call me back.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 01:26:36 [Preview] No.320649 del
🚀🚀🚀


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 01:28:53 [Preview] No.320650 del
Fuck, I'm feeling really bad about this. Up to five smiles now and two quite good opportunities. I won't let myself go home until I've done it but I am just so terrified and my mind goes blank when I go to do it.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 01:32:24 [Preview] No.320651 del
>>320648
I doubt it at an ISP level, but an interesting site.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 01:33:57 [Preview] No.320652 del
>>320624
both are clearly shit but the lack of rampant homosexuality is good
pure propaganda when it comes to NATO and whats going on inside of russia tho
>>320650
just cause they smile doesnt mean they want your dick
you can always smile back and say hello tho


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 01:46:27 [Preview] No.320653 del
ISP homepage loading just as slowly.
I'm getting a troubleshooter message that I need to sign into my ISP- but the browser redirects to the Microsoft site.

Looks a lot like a MIM, certainly not a DDoS because I've already jumped IP

It's so hard to know what is malicious just because our IT infrastructure is so fucked up and poorly managed


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 01:48:07 [Preview] No.320654 del
>>320653
Perhaps ring them.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 01:52:10 [Preview] No.320655 del
Going to do the needful, you cunts want anything?


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 01:52:43 [Preview] No.320656 del
>>320652
I just want to get married. Help me with your Chad ways CzechNEET.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 01:53:05 [Preview] No.320657 del
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>Derek is a plant operator based at our Port Augusta SA Provisioning Centre.
>A proud Indigenous Australian, Derek's father was from the Adnyamadhanha Lands around the Flinders Rangers and his mother was born in Arabana Country around Lake Eyre.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 01:54:17 [Preview] No.320658 del
>>320657
I wonder how many boongs actually care about the pandering and how many just go along with it while thinking in their head "just shut the fuck up you condescending pricks".


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 01:54:38 [Preview] No.320659 del


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 01:54:49 [Preview] No.320660 del
Remember those basketball cards you used to get in the 90s? They also had them for other sports like AFL.
They should make abbo collector cards.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 01:54:56 [Preview] No.320661 del
>>320655
Thank you for the offer, but no thank you.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 01:56:40 [Preview] No.320662 del
>>320657
I like how he is behind that tin structure with the rusted screws.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 01:56:48 [Preview] No.320663 del
>>320659
looks like a fucking cat
what a dipstick
he should team up with the colour blind neet


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 01:57:44 [Preview] No.320664 del
>>320662
he's in front of it, mate
if he was behind it you wouldn't be able to see him


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 01:58:11 [Preview] No.320665 del
>>320656
easiest is probably to talk to girls in class, its very low pressure.
smoke breaks were the best in uni too, i got to know like every smoker from my class.

dont count on my shit advice, im no chad just autistic. i had girls inviting me to their dorm rooms after class but i didnt get it and didnt go cause im retarded


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 01:59:34 [Preview] No.320666 del
>>320663
>looks like a fucking cat
I would give a treat.

>he should team up with the colour blind neet
He could playing with his snake at the river while keeping an eye for the snek.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 02:00:56 [Preview] No.320667 del
>>320661
I'm stealing your wanks now.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 02:03:47 [Preview] No.320668 del
>>320650
m8 you can't just prey on random women who you think smile at you. You need to get to know some girls in a classroom setting and then gently flirt with them and assess their interest before asking them out.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 02:05:41 [Preview] No.320669 del
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kek watching the news

ALL THE POLY'S ARE GETTTING #MEETOOD


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 02:05:56 [Preview] No.320670 del
>>320668
m8, just how many girls do you think there are in a third year pure maths course?


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 02:06:25 [Preview] No.320671 del
m8 m8 m8 m8 m8 m8 m8


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 02:06:57 [Preview] No.320672 del
>>320664
The point I should have made clearer is that they could have found a better background. They could have him doing his job in some capacity, which could have included something to do with the railway.

In the video posted, a lot of people are shown in their job (i.e. behind a computer screen, at a railway crossing, someone at a desk with a headset on the table). Is this guy just hired to take a picture and stand next to a tin shed with rusted screws?


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NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 02:11:15 [Preview] No.320675 del
>>320673
Well bantered.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 02:13:10 [Preview] No.320676 del
>>320672
do you even know what a plant operator even does ?


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NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 02:16:03 [Preview] No.320680 del
>>320674
What is his normal reaction?


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 02:16:14 [Preview] No.320681 del
>>320679
This one needs /ausneets/ added and made into a banner.


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NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 02:19:06 [Preview] No.320684 del
>>320676
I don't because he is standing in front of a tin shed.


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NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 02:25:38 [Preview] No.320687 del
>>320685
Probably some reason in there that he thinks the ingredients are healthy and hearty.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 02:28:09 [Preview] No.320688 del
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do aussies build homes out of sticks and sawdust like amerimutts do? i hope not


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 02:29:03 [Preview] No.320689 del
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aerodynamics of a cow


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 02:29:32 [Preview] No.320690 del
>>320686
I wonder what the judge is going to do next time. I hope he yells at the doctor.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 02:30:32 [Preview] No.320691 del
>>320688
timber or steel frame
almost always brick outside, gyprock inside
old houses were double brick


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 02:32:05 [Preview] No.320692 del
>>320689
Do the farts get whisked away slowly?


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 02:33:12 [Preview] No.320693 del
>>320668
That's how you want it to be, not how it is.
2021 Niger


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 02:37:40 [Preview] No.320694 del
>>320637
I mean are we being fucked >>320633


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 02:40:00 [Preview] No.320695 del
+10.61%


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 02:41:16 [Preview] No.320696 del
Fuck, I can't handle it.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 02:41:35 [Preview] No.320697 del
>>320695
hodl it good


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 02:42:13 [Preview] No.320698 del
>>320696
Give them a smirk and a nod. Maintain eye contact.


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NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 02:57:53 [Preview] No.320702 del
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>>320691
thats good
even illiterate russian peasants from the 19th century built better houses than modern americans


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 03:00:44 [Preview] No.320703 del
>>320702
>russian


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 03:01:29 [Preview] No.320704 del
>>320700
We need more Alex Jones here.

>>320701
Good advice.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 03:09:16 [Preview] No.320705 del
Thamk myou


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 03:12:48 [Preview] No.320706 del
>>320659
Nah the tiger is extinct as my hopes of GF 2021


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 03:13:08 [Preview] No.320707 del
>>320696
you need a wingman


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 03:15:02 [Preview] No.320708 del
I'm on the way home.
I didn't end up talking to anyone today. I'm quite angry with myself. I'm thinking of going back there tonight to have a study. It might be easier to talk to someone when there are fewer people about. I think talking to a Bug or Indian girl might be easier because of my high status as a tall white man. I wouldn't go out with one but it might help with the confidence.I'm thinking of getting female roommate to help me with some photos so I can set up a bumble account. I think that might be an easier way to go. Once I've actually got a conversation going I am fine.I was hoping that there would be a girl wandering around lost and I could help her find a building or room but with most things being online that wasn't possible.I need to do something. I'm already 21 and it is only going to get harder from here on out.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 03:16:00 [Preview] No.320709 del
>>320707
I wish Abseil or Monk could be my wingman.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 03:17:14 [Preview] No.320710 del
I wish I had some Caro.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 03:17:22 [Preview] No.320711 del
You incel NEETs need to make some male friends before you get a female gf. Once you have the male friends there will be suitable women within your social orbit who you can get to know in a natural way.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 03:18:25 [Preview] No.320712 del
>>320711
I don't want to drag down any woman that I might end up developing feelings for. If I truly care about her I wouldn't expect her to put up with a boring dunce like myself.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 03:18:34 [Preview] No.320713 del
>>320711
I'm not an incel, just pretty shy.
I don't want friends apart from you guys.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 03:18:42 [Preview] No.320714 del
>>320711
What fucking planet are you on? the only way to get a GF is to be a tinder degenerate.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 03:21:04 [Preview] No.320715 del
Annex my arse!


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 03:22:04 [Preview] No.320716 del
>>320708
>I'm thinking of getting female roommate to help me with some photos so I can set up a bumble account.
A better idea than the previous.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 03:22:28 [Preview] No.320717 del
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>>320703
yes
>>320712
believe in yourself and
YOU HAVE TO LIVE IT
>>320713
talk to the shy girls
they will understand


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 03:23:35 [Preview] No.320718 del
>>320715
Agreed.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 03:23:54 [Preview] No.320719 del
I'z gunna haz a kip cuz


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 03:24:02 [Preview] No.320720 del
>>320713
have you had sex before?


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 03:24:43 [Preview] No.320721 del
>>320717
Russia doesn't real. сука


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 03:25:13 [Preview] No.320723 del
>>320721
da ebalo zakroi pindos


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 03:27:02 [Preview] No.320724 del
>>320722
>“I remember calling up doctor DeBeer and I said, Steve with such a high BMI and very obese can you consider her for an ECMO machine,” said Dr. Ari Ciment, a pulmonologist.
Very lucky.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 03:28:08 [Preview] No.320725 del
>tfw very obese


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 03:28:29 [Preview] No.320726 del
>>320713
Just bang at least 10 protitutes, to get rid of the incel virgin vibe. Then you can get normal women. Also take a viagra one hour before the prostitute so your dick gets hard


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 03:28:49 [Preview] No.320727 del
>>320725
I hope you get the vaccine.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 03:29:29 [Preview] No.320728 del
>>320726
>Also take a viagra one hour before the prostitute so your dick gets hard
>tl;dr how I lost my dick


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 03:30:04 [Preview] No.320729 del
>>320708
Why not bang Asian or indian women? They are hot and much nicer people than shitty white women.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 03:35:51 [Preview] No.320731 del
>>320729
not that hot but they are easy if youre white
paki girls in england hit on me shamelessly


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 03:35:53 [Preview] No.320732 del
>>320729
disgusting skin


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 03:36:09 [Preview] No.320733 del
>>320722
she better have insurance thats a ten million dollar seppo hospital stay.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 03:37:39 [Preview] No.320734 del
>>320730
He got his license back already in equivalent points, I am assuming:
>The Supreme Court was told that between December 2016 and August 2020, Scylla had elected for 12 speeding offences to go to court — and in 10 of those cases, he had successfully argued to have his demerit point loss reduced.

What a mong
>... I said ‘OK, I was speeding’, like, you know, you can see here one wheel is quite a lot larger than the other," he told the court.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 03:42:12 [Preview] No.320735 del
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>>320731
Yea we white guys can have them easy

>>320732
I find their brown skin to be really sexy


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 03:42:51 [Preview] No.320736 del
The reviews for bumble don't sound very good. Any suggestions for Adelaide?


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 03:45:03 [Preview] No.320737 del
>>320734
pretty sure the speedometer takes a reading at the caliper, and when you add an inch to rims to take an inch off the tyre, so the standing height or outside diameter is maintained


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 03:53:42 [Preview] No.320738 del
>>320737
older cars take the speedo off the gearbox so tire sizes do affect the reading, its very common knoledge

most accurate speedo is a gps speedometer on you watch or phone to reference against


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 03:54:37 [Preview] No.320739 del
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>>320735
sir could you do the needful and kindly fuck off


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 03:56:34 [Preview] No.320740 del
>>320735
Protip pajeet: actual whites dont say "We White guys"


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 03:58:12 [Preview] No.320741 del
NEETs I have had a great success over fuckingtelstra.
The hardware they sent to mumbot was unbeknowns to me full of "features" that were crippling it.
>Telstra air
Allowing literally any person access to your hardware, slowing your connection, of no benefit to you and theoretically you are unable to disable it through the modem interface- the mother of all backdoors.
>mobile backup
So when their shitty wired connections go down you get a shitty mobile speed connection- along with literally everyone else who was effected by the dropout.
The problem is that the shit modems seem to default to this connection and not revert back- god knows how many NPC's are connecting via mobile even though they have a fiber/DSL just because their modem is too retarded to use it

These modems are also laughably insecure- like 2000's level insecure.
Don't even bother trying to BF a NPC's low entropy wifi password because you can just get superuser with default creds!
"Hello modem my name is 'admin' and I am your new master"
And even if some fag actually changes their admin creds you can just flash them back to "admin"

This is honestly some third world shit.
Upside is that my internet is now nine times faster- not that I really care.

Tomorrow I'm going to set up every modem in my neighborhood so I can leech magnets off them and become a P2P king


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 03:58:21 [Preview] No.320742 del
Going to do a poo in the loo unlike pajeet here.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 04:01:08 [Preview] No.320743 del
>>320735
What happened here >>320632
>going away now, see you all in Hell


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 04:03:17 [Preview] No.320744 del
>>320741
>the mother of all backdoors.
It's been like that for 5 years.

>have a fiber/DSL just because their modem is too retarded to use it
I am guessing Tesltra would be notified.

>Tomorrow I'm going to set up every modem in my neighborhood so I can leech magnets off them and become a P2P king
You can't access Telstra Air without butthole authentication.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 04:03:32 [Preview] No.320745 del
>>320742
The street is perfect for him.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 04:05:32 [Preview] No.320746 del
>>320741
Telstra shills pure boomer tech for its pure boomer ISP

never will forgive them for shoving some telstra TV shit on my parents and full NBN connection when my dad was more than happy just using his phone hotspot to check his emails on the laptop i gave him.

Give it another 10 or 20 years and tesltra will die with the boomers, its literally their bread and butter


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NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 04:06:22 [Preview] No.320748 del
>>320741
we Bug botnet now


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 04:07:32 [Preview] No.320749 del
>>320740
Based.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 04:11:49 [Preview] No.320750 del
I wonder if this could be one of the Sirs from that NEET's workplace. I mean not one of the domestic ones but one of the ones they out source to in India.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 04:11:58 [Preview] No.320751 del
>>320744
>been like that for 5 years
JUST.
I haven't been a user for a long time.
>have a fiber/DSL just because their modem is too retarded to use it
I havn't taken a good look at it but it seem that when the DLS is shitty it just defaults to mobile.
Telstra doesn't care if this behavior throttled boomers because they don't have enough line as it is.

Actually thinking about it, Ivery much suspect this is a commercially driven decision.
Telstra was probably knee capped by the failed NBN rollout and is trying to Jew the other companies they have to give access to.

Essencially there is no merit to the 5G/Telstra air network- it runs in parallel to the NBN.
The reason it exists seems simply to be because Telstra can Jew you on the 5G but they can't on the NBN because of the government contracts.
>You can't access Telstra Air without butthole authentication
kek
Firstly I can just flash their modems to get admin- but Istrongly suspect that the Telstra air system introduces a range of vulnerabilities, it's probably no more secure than the shitty $4 viet modems they give people to use it


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 04:15:17 [Preview] No.320752 del
>>320746
>sell state infrastructure to private company
>guarentee private company a monopoly to increase sale price
>Telstra has no incentive to be competitive
>third world internet at highest-in-the-world prices
>people get angry
>state tries to strong arm Telstra into allowing competition
>Pay a gorrilion dollars for NBN
>Fail increases to global levels
>Telstra just sidesteps this with parralel 5G

For every restraint put on Telstra, they just increase their unconscionable conduct.
They will continue to extort the elderly, fail to provide basic services, and squash competition because as a capitalist monopoly that's their only setting.
Fucking boomers man


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 04:18:58 [Preview] No.320753 del
>>320751
>Telstra doesn't care if this behavior throttled boomers because they don't have enough line as it is.
It clogs up their network and it does when there is an outage as every household in a suburb or part of it connects to it. When I used my hotspot it slowed significantly and use to drop out.

Kind of the reason I went to Woolworths mobile that uses their network. Why am I paying a premium for data that I cannot use. I could not justify it.

>the shitty $4 viet modems they give people to use it
Probably but I still wouldn't do it. You will probably piss someone off far up the ladder who investigates it.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 04:19:57 [Preview] No.320754 del
>>320746
kek your parents sound like retards


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 04:25:22 [Preview] No.320755 del
>>320753
>It clogs up their network and it does when there is an outage
It's a total joke.

And this is driving people to just use mobile internet- after the taxpayer just spent a gorrilion dollars on fiber connections.
Bigthink is that Telstra is kneecapping the NBN by giving users shitty hardware, and then throttling because it drives users to a 5G network they have more commercial control over.

You just use a dongle with a 5G prepaid; but then as soon as this becomes the norm Telstra isn't bound by the third party competition contracts they signed with the government in exchange for NBN.
This plays exactly like when supermarkets muscled into the fuel trade with vouchers- if we allow this kind of cartel conduct Australia will remain one of the least competitive commercial sectors in the world

All I want to do is play vidya and eat tendies, but if I have to accidentally into everything in order to do so I'll fucking do it


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 04:26:32 [Preview] No.320756 del
>>320754
Aren't most parents boomers with technology?

I have across one Dad who was competent who worked in software engineering.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 04:26:43 [Preview] No.320757 del
Kek. I fucked telstra off many years ago and my connection issues ceased.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 04:27:05 [Preview] No.320758 del
The month that was in Best A.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 04:27:34 [Preview] No.320759 del
>>320757
Honestly with how widespread the shit Telstra pulls is, anyone that is still with them deserves what they get.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 04:27:42 [Preview] No.320760 del
>>320754
Telstra outsources to subcontracted reps who are paid on commision.
Boomers and the elderly just dno't understand that the "Telstra" person who calls them and knows all their information has a conflict of interest with them- it's very common that foreign backpackers and pajeets take these roles and sell pensioners global roaming plans that cost them thousands.
>https://www.afr.com/companies/telecommunications/telstra-fined-50m-over-unconscionable-sales-20201126-p56i46
People started caring when it was aboriginals; but nobody gave a shit about the old people


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 04:27:56 [Preview] No.320761 del
>>320755
NBN has gotten worse. Even though ADSL was rock solid when it did go down it was resolved with 24 hours in all but one case for me. It is a shame what it has become.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 04:30:10 [Preview] No.320762 del
Nuro, a J1939 canbus interface provides a way more accurate speed than GPS.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 04:30:47 [Preview] No.320763 del
>>320760
>>320756
excuses excuses


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 04:30:56 [Preview] No.320764 del
I've made an account on hinge and downloaded bumble. Going to need to get some photos first.
Any suggestions? I can't really think of anything beyond 2-3 mirror selfies in various nice outfits.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 04:31:05 [Preview] No.320765 del
>>320762
ruh roh


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 04:31:46 [Preview] No.320766 del
>>320764
ideally you should get somebody else to take a couple of shots


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 04:32:13 [Preview] No.320767 del
>>320758
All that culture. At times I wish I could move to Best A.

>>320760
>People started caring when it was aboriginals; but nobody gave a shit about the old people
No one does and it is sad.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 04:32:23 [Preview] No.320768 del
>>320766
get one chucking a slav squat next to webby's corvette


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 04:32:45 [Preview] No.320769 del
>>320764
Take one in a speedo. She the ladies your package.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 04:33:06 [Preview] No.320770 del
>>320769
put a potato down the back


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 04:33:35 [Preview] No.320771 del
>>320763
Sorry.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 04:33:52 [Preview] No.320772 del
>>320764
You can set a timer and take a picture.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 04:34:49 [Preview] No.320773 del
>>320770
I don't want to be in bumbleNEETs speedo.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 04:36:26 [Preview] No.320774 del
>>320761
Honestly I barely use the internet any more.
Most of the user services that were of any value were shut down; big tech has swallowed everything and cowed the government.

I'm split, on the one hand I think using a lot tech P2P network is the only long term solution.
Basically building a NEET net from the groups up where we own the infrastructure and run esoteric code.

On the other hand we may be able to hang on inside the botnet until state ID is required for buying hardware and every access point requires national ID- we're almost at that point, with third parties like Google swallowing whole auth chains


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 04:36:55 [Preview] No.320775 del
>>320766
Yeah, I don't know how to ask female roommate about that. She wouldn't think anything bad but I would still be embarrassed.

>>320772
Yeah, fair bit of fucking around given I don't have a tripod or anything. I might give that a crack and get female roommate to help if that doesn't work out.
How many photos should I have?


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 04:37:04 [Preview] No.320776 del
>>320764
i'd say best one is you smiling in a social situation


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 04:38:07 [Preview] No.320777 del
>>320764
I read a newspaper article about some guy who gamed dating site photos and found that a 1:3 proportion of you looking obliquiely at some scenery was the best. It worked apparrently. seems chicks want men who will take them places.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 04:38:39 [Preview] No.320778 del
>>320774
what happened to urbit? that showed a lot of promise.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 04:39:24 [Preview] No.320779 del
*sniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiif* I smell NEET arse.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 04:42:47 [Preview] No.320780 del
Looking at instagram pages of onlyfans girls while taking a painful poo has made me extremely horny for bussy


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 04:42:57 [Preview] No.320781 del
>>320776
>social situation
Excellent idea, I'll take a photo of me posting on the gen.

>>320777
I'd need to go somewhere with female roommate for that to be an option. That doesn't really happen.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 04:43:06 [Preview] No.320782 del
>>320754
well they are from the country what do you expect ?


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 04:43:40 [Preview] No.320783 del
>>320762
certainly not if the wheels are larger than stock


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 04:43:49 [Preview] No.320784 del
>>320767
One thing I respect about gooks is that they look after their grandparents.
We used to as well until the 50's.
It is a national shame that our elderly are locked away in hospitals and abused by foreign workers.

At some point Howard decided to allow rampant rent-seeking in capitol markets, real growth stagnated and Boomers de-valued the dollar for cheap imports knowing full well it would de-value their pensions.
It was a fuck or be fucked choice for boomers.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 04:45:10 [Preview] No.320785 del
Is that NEET that plays Stellaris here?


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 04:46:08 [Preview] No.320786 del
>>320782
i suppose, they did raise you after all


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 04:46:42 [Preview] No.320787 del
>>320784
boomers will reap what they have sowed

meanwhile the country will just fall apart with everyone on the DSP and dole.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 04:48:46 [Preview] No.320788 del
+21.21% today


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 04:49:57 [Preview] No.320789 del
>>320781
Dont take my advice then.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 04:55:38 [Preview] No.320790 del