This one has the right number.

Shit thread.

So anyway, whats going on NEETs

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Have a (You)

>>320893
I have only read snippets on the news and don't really care about it too much. There always seems to be some 'armed conflict' in Africa.

Haha, I win again

>>320948
Thank (You)

>>320794
This is hard to understand but I suppose its the same as getting a bank loan to buy a house and then paying fuck all of the principal and selling it years later when the increase in property prices have outmatched the interest on the usury.

Plus the boomers who own thier homes are experiencing deflation as they consume shit from china at low low prices. everyone else has to deal with skyrocketing housing costs.

>>320948
I only got four(4).

>>320946
Don't go soft on me.

>>320933
He gave Dan's 4 stars.

>>320954
You're doing well

>>320947
Doing the not having a goon dance where I frantically pace around for hours trying to occupy my time with things that no longer interest me without Dan's sweet nectar.

>>320956
I can imagine Dan will speak to him about this matter.

this isn't a pepe

>>320958
Doing the same. Gonna re-arrange the lounge room soon.
Maybe.
A lot of PC cabling to do.

One star poofters

Dominic Milne
Local Guide ・52 reviews

2 years ago
(Translated by Google) Sober up drunko

(Original)
Sober up drunko

>>320961
It was part of a series of abstract Pepes posted long ago.

>>320959
The iron bar is the only justice.

>>320961
See with your fourth eye.

>>320962
I tried to play playstation, eat and watch youtube.
It's all shit.
But the longer I feel like shit, the better that golden, frothy ancient man juice of our forefathers will feel going down my gullet

might make a pirate whisky and pepsi and wait for the car show to start

>>320971
I might reward myself with some bottled goon if I do this rearrangement.
Dinner with my dad tomorrow so I'd like to sleep well too. Y'know, coz I need it.

>>320965
curry

I put nuro onto Carpenter Brut once.

The rearrangement is on!

>>320973
Just don't have any today.

>>320976
ON

>>320972
What are they getting today?

>>320976
ON!

>>320965
It took him two (2) to realise.

Nuro, if you're so smart, how come Autobarn and Super Cheap don't keep the engine coolant in the fridge?

I like the smell of this thread much more than the last one.

>>320979
An Audi TT Quatro from Cornwall

>>320983

I smell curry.

>>320983

Nice Pepe

>>320982
kek

>>320985
>>320986

You don't need a blank line between the numbers and your text.

>>320983
❤️

>>320984
Good quality?

>>320990
dunno to be honest
google image search isn't doing much for me

>>320983



i also smell feet

>>320988

OK

dunno why they wont do an episode where Ed gets a VK Commodore to do some hectic skids

>amount of light
Why does that matter?

>>320995
all fun and games until it rips your cock off and the chink doctor eats it instead of reattaching it

>>320988 Yes you do.

>>320988

Thanks for the info seppoNEET.

Do you want to play doctor?

>>320996

>>320996
Hearty kek

>>320999
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

He just doesn't know how to revert his flag.

>>320998

>>320995
How do you make a whore moan?

moit cook sum spgehti nd add sum bolgaie saws onit

>>320995
Where would a neet get one of these machines? just curious thats all, and what sort of price they would sell for.

>>321003
Start talking about your weed operation.

>>320983
I think some neets have not showered today.

They still cost more than Possum.
>>321005

Got my trackies scrunched up all the way to the top of my leg.
Looks like a cotton diaper.

>>321008
Did anybody notice that bit of Possum at the Fringe garden in that compilation video that was posted this afternoon?

>>321008
Just who are you replying to?

>>321007
I have showered today, still wearing the same clothes for the past week though

hp lovecrafts cats name

>>321011
my arse

>>321012
Don't you get a rash?

>>320995
>amount of light

HE DOESNT KNOW

>>321015
No

Fuck
Gonna need another powerboard. And another Ethernet cable but that can wait.
Off to office works, you nerds want anything?

>>321018
30 meter HDMI cable thanks.

>>321018
A giant bag of skittles and the cutie on the photocopying machine

>>320952
Maybe your practical explanation is better.
Basically you borrow to outbid someone, then charge them rent to pay off the interest.
They then have to borrow more- in effect the value f the asset is not dependent on how much people can pay- but how much they can borrow.
This in turn makes the dollar not a measure of the growth, but of

this episode of the car show is boring, so I'm going to have some toilet cleaner and reach for the lasers

>>321018
Milo please.

>>321018
No thanks but thanks for asking.

cooking saghetti

>>321023
> I'm going to have some toilet cleaner and reach for the lasers
That's a bad combination m8, it will make you sick.

>>321018
1TB micro SD Card thanks.

prawn chip

Back in the 1800s they used to limit operations to dusk because gangs operated more prominently at night. My father used to tell me this story about how this gang of bank robbers used to prey on bankers so they starting using different strategies like sleeping at the bank, or using dummy bankers that would get jumped but no info. He once told me about this famous banker, that just like my father, used to pull a pair of jumper cables as they start beating me with them for asking stupid questions. Anyway I think it’s because it’s a 9 to 5 job kind of thing.

>>321027
Several meals?

>>321033
>Several meals
Don't say such horrible things to me ever again.

>>321034
This says a lot about society.

>>321036
she'll probably be checking her phone at his funeral

I escorted in Dubai once.

>>321037
We truly live in a society.

>>321022
Ehh Dunno. I suppose the principle is the same: Usury and then landlordship.

Fucking Lando makes bank and you stay poor.

National socialism is the way.

>>321038
Some guy hired by an anonymous richfag tried to cruise me once.
My concern was primarily that in terms of organs my liver was probably worth more than the organ requested; and so I declined

What's for flavourtown tonight?

>>321034
Very sad. You can be a grandfather and seemingly have won at life and then the hypno box comes and steals the mind of you progeny.

and because you are a peon of the propaganda masters you just let it happen.

Who here gets those alone feels when amongst these types?

>>321032
Meds. Schizo. Meds.

>>321035
:-(

>>321044
I hope you get yours soon.

Betterment but at what cost!

I’m in bed. Posting topless.

>>321048
Your image didn't upload.

>>321048
Slut.

>>321032
I remember when I used to be the new guy and I would get to do the bank deposit run, it was nothing for me to carry 30k in just a cloth bag to the local bank.

>>321048
Nipple shot please.

Have you been on the computer all day?

>>321030
Holy shit, those actually exist.

>>321051
I hope the gangs didn't harass you.

>>321034
>>321043
Feels.

>>321053
No, I got up a few times for food.

I dropped a monster turd for the second time today. It seems all my gay, emo shit has dropped with it.
Sorry about how I got before.

>>321053
Yes.

>>321058
Did it flush?

Is it possible to play this online multiplayer for free? 3 for free?

>>321060
Yes. My poos always flush.

>>321051
Should have just taken them home mate

>>320983
Oh we are changing that, baby!!

Binged muesli bars.

Can someone make a script that automatically hides posts with an Indian flag?

I hate Seppos.
I hate Chinks.
I hate Frogs.
And I hate street shitters.

>>321068
One that hid all non-Australian flags would be great.

>>321054
you are an idiot to pay aussie priced tho i just got a 512gb the other day off ali

>>321066
Hot, now I need another wank.

>>321069
>>321068
I'm whiter than you, negro

>>321071
I have no intention of buying one.

>>321072
My post has nothing to do with the other one you retard.

>>321076
> you retard
So hurtful.

this poo smells like either a glowie or a frenchie trying to re-intergrate

>>321065
Sir, have you ever used a designated street?

>>321076
I think he is encouraging you to buy your pajeets off ali.

nuro please stop smelling your poo

Numo rolls his logs in the sand when he visits the beach

>>321077
Whitening skin screams are sold in Asia.

>>321083
In a way, we're all his sons.

>>321086
Why do whitening skins scream there?

>>321089
They aren't used to the smell.

Fuck, what a re-arrange. Even managed to do some cable management. Hot and sweaty. I'll hook the gaming PC up another night this week and I'll have to get another powerboard for the router and nbn box. They're squashed between the couch and the corner of the room. Maybe I should make a nice little network enclosure for them.
My 2nd monitor is to the right now, will take some getting used to.

Deserve a cold one for my efforts.

>>321091
Based. You've earned it.

>>321091
you have too much shit

>>321091
You need sobriety.

just applied for a jannitorship

>>321095
Dilate.

My back faces the venetians.
Can I be fucked plugging in the speakers?

>>321098
Nuro is many things, but he isn't a tranny.

>>321100
Do it.

>>321101
He's a queen.

Nuro isn't all that bad any more. I've come around to him.

Nuro needs to get off the goon and get on the choof. He might be more chill.

The pandemic has resulted in all my uni lectures being online. I like that the videos are now 10-30 minutes long. It is still roughly 3 hours per subject over the week but it is more manageable.

>>321097
I hope you used a different IP from one you shit up /g/ with.

>>321105
He's too based to be chill.

>>321106
What are you studying?

>>321104
The terminal diagnosis has humbled him.

We should have a neetup and make some custom foot fetish porn just for nuro.
It might make him more relaxed.

>>321097
Here or on 4chan?

There is a shit brewing.

Dolmio.

Going to have a cup of tea, a glass of water, and finish this lecture.
I shall return in 30 minutes.

>>321114
That's fair, I won't push anymore. I'm doing a prepatory course this year, covering stuff like maths, biology and chemistry to hopefully get into something similar next year.
>>321117
It'll be ready to go in a few hours. I might have a coffee to help it along.

>>321116
Good luck.

>>321091
You're going to overload the fusebox- what do you even need more that 5 plugs for?
PC, monitor, second monitor, external fan, fan for your balls?

>>321120
His swingers need it!

tfw no polony

>>321120
1x Macbook pro
2x monitors
1x desktop PC
1x powered ext drive
1x speakers
That's it really. A few years ago I had 5 monitors, 2 PCs, a server, network switch, and it was still fine.

Personally I've adopted webbers strategy and just put a towel down if a hot wanking day, I don't want my padded seat to get covered in cum and lubricant and wank sweat like my work chair is.

>>321125
Your work chair is fine. Did you return it?

>>321125
>he uses lube

well look at mr fancy mc wankpants over here

Might have to start giving out some more (you)s

>>321128
Don't mess it up this time.

I'm garn craigs, all this physical movement has me all hyped up.

>>321131
few oaties?

>>321132
Bottle o' Goon.

>>321128
She could walk home after you pump and dump.

>>321128
I'd pee in her butt.

Has anyone else seen the globohomo adds for the vaccine?
The language implies there is no choice.

>>321136
I don't watch tv at all or listen to the news on the wireless

I want one of Cruisey's big hugs.

>>321128
Sophie has no tits which is why she is turned away from the camera in every photo

>>321133
waiting on payday king?

>>321140
Got a 6 pack instead. Craig tempted me.
I'll try not to drink them all.

I did wait until 9pm though, thats a plus.

Haven't had a smoke today either.

>>321143
Tip them down the sink.

I want one of cruiseys long fugs

Broke two more bread tabs playing rocksmith neets, this time on bon jovi songs. Whatever plastic helga's is using is no match for the awesome power of 80s glam metal. I simply can't eat enough bread to keep up with these bands.

>>321142
Drink them all

>>321144
Smoke a few.

>>321146
The brackets will not save him now.

>>321147
I doubt you could handle it based on what I have heard.

>>321148
Don't you have a music store somewhat nearby that you can use to buy a pick?

Shitey would be so jealous of my new desk setup.
He should come over and admire it, bask in its glow.

Cruisey was once bragging about the length of his fug to some chicks at a party, when possum walked up, and pulled out a loaf of garlic bread so long, brown and crunchy that the girls fainted.

>>321155
>bask in its glow.
I wonder how Turtle is going.

>>321155
Tip them down the sink while thinking of this fact.

>>321158
I'm so hyped up. It's like the start of a manic episode. I feel like I'm at the start of a new beginning or something. I don't know what to do with this energy.
Might have to pop more vallies than post malone

>>321156
>pulled out a loaf of garlic bread
If you said cucumber, I would have believed it.

>>321159
Have a wank

>>321159
This feeling is what you need to talk to the psychiatrist about it.

Tongue punch my fartbox.

>>321153
>offsider on the camera calls him a monkey
>old mate with the cap almost sleeps him with a cheap one
both of these drongos are going to jail

>>321136
m8, if we don't get vaccinated, how can we restart mass third world and chink immigration, outsourcing, and put an end to the flood of affordable rental accomodation?

>>321128
A bit of a mean post mate.

>>321155
Leave Shitey alone.

>>321160
The ancient greeks used to use stale bread as dildos.

I'm going to go for a run. I hope I feel better. I usually do. My mate is ignoring my texts. One of these days I'll probably just fucking top myself and she'll be really surprised and wonder why I never reached out to her.

>>321010
I did, he was with some dancing normies.

>>321165
The nigger grabbed the camera man by the neck, which is a potentially lethal move.

>>321016
Tell me, oh based one.
I just had a dream about you while listening to a lecture of John the Baptist, ancient necromancy and hermeticism.
I think I was grinding my teeth.

>>321018
A fancy computer chair.

I wish I had a turtle. A friend, even if he was only my friend because I feed him bacon.

Do you think shitey would ever use his turtle for sexual purposes? I mean, hypothetically speaking.

>>321175
Like a NEET he needs a well rounded diet.

>>321172
after being called a racial slur
you know what our courts are like

>>321032
>a pair of jumper cables as they start beating me with them for asking stupid questions.
What?

>>321172
The footage does not exactly show that. It does seem like the guard pushed him or something however.

>>321176
Doesn't it snap?

>>321173
>john the Baptist
based first martyr

>>321180
Council meetings get pretty wild.

>>321176
nah thats obscene mate. Shitey is a wholesome bloke.

>>321176
vilè.

Tracy would never lie to me.

>>321053
Yes. I got paid for part of it.

Third poo coming up.

>>321181
Maybe he's into that sort of thing. Cock and ball tugging and snapping

>>321189
Make it a poo to remember.

>>321065
You are not doing a good job of fitting in.

Weber used a pair of jumper leads to hook my swingers up to the alternator on the corvette and started aggressively revving the engine once.

>>321066
TIDDIES!!

>>321191
I'll think of (you) when I drop it.

Got a scotch fillet sitting on the counter top coming to room temp. Slight freezer burn but fuck it. I'll chuck some pub style chips in the air fryer shortly.

>>321183
You should've been there the night they had a vaseline lubed turtle.

Shitey brings ol' turt around campus in a laptop bag and brings him out to woo the Bug girls looking for their favourite soup ingredients

>>321091
>a cold one
Nah mate. Just don't.

Goodnight NEETs

>>321100
>back faces the venetians
That seems healthier.

>>321104
All over him*

Weber used a pair of jumper leads to give me a jump start when I had a flat in the lizbeth kfc drive thru.

>>321200
Goodnight.

>>321113
I can feel a gurgling going on.

>>321124
Mama peon

>>321200
Gook night.

>>321198
I bet he uses it during sex as a dido, to pleasure all those girls.

>>321200
Very wholesome looking. Goodnight.

>>321129
We're all in this together.

>>321131
Just don't.
Fuck man, it's like you want to ruin yourself.

>>321210
I've been a long time (you) shirker. It's time for a fresh start.

>>321141
>>321138
Don't squeeze too hard, my tummy feels funny.

>>321213
IBS

>>321144
>>321143
Pat yourself on the back a bit harder.

>>321193
Electrifying!

Good night NEETs. Sleep well.

I prefer to receive (you)'s rather than to give them. I'm a selfish lover.

>>321155
Shitey might've if you didn't fail yourself at the last minute.
You were so close.

>>321220
>>321222
I didn't know that was possible.

>>321223
>You were so close.
He wasn't really.

>>321160
He wraps his cucumber in a garlic bread.
We can all tell the difference.

>>321170
Friendship is about giving.

>>321176
Ehhh.

>>321200
Night

>>321227
I've been her emotional tampon for six years now. I really do care for her, but I am starting to feel like our friendship has become very lopsided.

3rd can
Had a valium before.
Just had a tactically early seroquel.

>>321212
It's a good feeling being a good NEET.
All the good NEETs do it.
Soon Sperg will be in your top two NEETs in your file.

>>321230
Most of the contact I have with her now is when she is upset. She largely ignores me outside of that. This is a more recent development though. Last two years or so.

>>321224
I wasn't sure it would work. The second is underlined and bold.

>female friends
just

>>321225
He was. He almost had me impressed.

>>321230
Tell her the best you can be is a pad.

That dream about Nuro was a little worrying. My teeth hurt.

>>321235
You are breaking new ground in the imageboard arts. An innovator.

I was watching this

https://youtube.com/watch?v=JSbLe1DSyGY [Embed]

Then just had his videos playing in the background while I napped.
Real nightmare fuel.

>>321089
Because I am a Nazi nigger

The diazepam and the alcohol have started to kick in.
So has the immeasurable shame. I chase these highs like a school kid running around at lunch time.
Impatient, undisciplined, disorganised.
I envisage myself with the self-control of a navy admiral but here I am being me. I wish at least I had a high-intensity job so that I could do it with little or no sleep.
Reading error messages in a office full of bright light isn't exactly invigorating. Oh well.

>>321240
I just wanted to emphasise my interest in (You).

>>321243
My mind is blown.

>>321245
If only that were true.

>>321244
Don't drink tomorrow.

Is the blackout in Texas still ongoing? Olive has greatly slowed down her post rate.

>>321241
You are dipping your toes into satanic stuff. Beware.

>>321244
>navy admiral
Churchill perhaps.

>>321251
Prophetical Kabballah is just plain old meme magic.
We've been doing it all along.

>>321244
Diazepam, are you fucking nuts? Better to do heroin than that shit. Heroin is easier to quit

>>321253
>We've been doing it all along.
No wonder our lives are so cursed.

>>321253
If it works for the jews, why shouldn't it work for you?

>>321249
Deep down I have the entitlement that I despise in others.
I move a desk and a couch so I'm entitled to my comfortable crutch.
My mind was tougher when I was shivering in a cold warehouse, a fridge without a light in it, and a single portable gas burner stove, 10 hour shifts at the steel factory.
I want to be a hard motherfucker, but I'm the weakest cunt I've ever known.

This has been a quick turnaround of emotions.

>>321255
>>321256
We need to return to our roots.

>>321257
>a quick turnaround of emotions.
Nothing to do with that drink in your hand.

>>321137
Unironically I only watch TV when I'm switching between AV channels.
>>321166
Oy Vey!

>>321260
Moreso the fact that I allowed myself to buy it.

>>321262
It's a bit sad to watch.

>>321263
A bit sad to live.

>>321264
Woe etc.

Is nutrigrain an acceptable substitute for dry dog food?

>>321266
I wouldn’t

>>321266
No, it has way too much sugar.

>>321261
havent had an antenna hooked up to my TV for a decade

genuinely sickened by the 10 minutes of ABC news 24 i stream a day just keep tabs on global homo

still feel over suscribed

go get wrapped around a pole cunt

>>321269
>10 minutes of ABC news 24 i stream a day
That is 10 minutes too many.

>>321267
>>321268
Hmm.
I should've got some dry food.

>>321269
>10 minutes
I watch the news in 90 secs thing about once a week and feel like that's too much.
You need to drop that stuff.

>>321273
Cook him some chicken.

>>321270
Chuckled.
Deep and true.

I am weak. I am pestilence and decay.

>>321266
That's not even suitable for human food, it's just sugar and shit.

>>321275
I couldn't be fucked even cooking for myself.

>>321269
Based

>>321279
Do people wear their glasses in the shower?

Can man be wordfiltered to boong?

>>321272
>>321274
nah need to learn (((their))) talking points

>>321283
Why?

Might need to install a dark mode css skin for endchan

>>321284
for counterintelligence memes obviously

FFS do you even operate son ?

Soup is done.

>>321288
It smells weird.

>>321290
You're smelling yourself.

>>321288
the soup is a lie

>>321291
It tastes weird.

>>321287
The white guy won. Oh wait, that was Channel 9’s foyer, not UFC.

Back from my run. Went really well. Feeling quite a bit better.

>>321295
That's good to hear. See anything interesting on your run?

>>321295
based runner

5 beers in 2 hours

>>321296
Someone yelled something at me as they drove past on South road.
I couldn't make out what they said. This happens surprisingly often.

>>321298
based 2.5d/h drinker

>>321295
Well done NEET.

Someone shot a marble at me when I was walking along once. It hit me in the arm.

>>321299
I have had things yelled at me several times. It is usually a car full of young men. I have never been able to understand what they shouted.

>>321298
Too slow.

>>321303
I think they often just yell, that is, without words.

I had a car full of people yell something at me and then slow down next to me. I think they thought I was someone they knew, but then they saw that I wasn't who they thought so they just drove off. All of us executives look the same to them from behind.

>>321298
sack almost destroyed and i feel nothing

>>321307
Goon enema time?

Wish my life was based

20th mg of vali down the ol gullet
Still hyped and cant stay still

Sergio Ramos

i miss 8ch and the old days
<test

Hello losers, guess who

Whilst enjoying this life, what can you bring forward?
Because life will quickly end and man, regardless of what he has accumulated of personal pleasure, will do nothing for him in death.

>>321313
>>321314

yes hello

Its homeless nyet
Seppo and I broke up

>>321317
>Seppo and I broke up
I am sorry to hear that. Did she catch you wanking a poo?

>>321317
Nuro always comes around after a few days, don't worry.

>>321318
She liked when I wanked poos on her, not much has changed here.

Neuro is still a fag I see

coles chocolate cake

good morning NEETs
>>321323
sieg heil

>>321324
Good evening CzechNEET.
How racist do Czechs tend to be?

>>321321
you are are insufficient for woman and you mock me ? ha

>>321321
You see wrong. Don't come here starting trouble.

>>321323
COLES CHOCOLATE CAKE

>>321325
Stop waiting, start doing.

>>321328
Damn, you're so cool.

Okay later fags, gonna go wank to billy Herrington videos

Putang ina mo

>>321335
Based Czechs and Slovaks.

haven't worked since jan 2020
i hate work

>>320669
It's pretty funny tbh, I don'tm even care about whether it's real or fake, the Liberal Party is filled with worms who only think about who out of the rich, the chinks or the seppos will they suck the cocks of today, I hope they all suffer.
>>320674
They made a video of them trying Australian stuff.
>>320764
Not to be a debbie downer but unless you're really attractive you're wasting your time on those apps.
t. used tinder on and off for over 2 years now, never gotten a single date, even today I managed to get a match but as soon as I started hinting at meeting up irl she started to stonewall me.
>>320866
I agree mate, I agree.
>>321269
If the news pisses you off don't watch it.
>>321317
Sorry to hear that mate, how have you been otherwise, I hope you have stopped wanking poo.
21 degrees today in Shitbourne, that tinder situation got me pretty down earlier, didn't help that I got into an argument with mummybot while I was doing the dishes, luckily I smoothed it all out, also spent the day m0oving an cleaning out the shelf in my room, it is much neater now and my bed is no longer covering the heating vent.feels good, time for an energy drink and the gym.

>>321337
I haven't worked since 2010.

>>321338
Hello Sperg, nice to see you. Good on you for sticking with the gym.

>>321340
how do you live out of curiosity? parents?

>>321340
There is no shame in that.