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NEET General #321 - Flirtin, Squirtin, and Emotionally Hurtin' Edition NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 07:32:50 [Preview] No. 320938
Big squirt? Big bin bag? Rag and tag?
Tendy wendy, her hips go bendy, and the NEET squirt sendy

OLD: >>319926


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 07:34:09 [Preview] No.320942 del
This one has the right number.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 07:35:10 [Preview] No.320945 del
Shit thread.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 07:35:20 [Preview] No.320947 del
So anyway, whats going on NEETs


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 07:36:06 [Preview] No.320949 del
>>320893
I have only read snippets on the news and don't really care about it too much. There always seems to be some 'armed conflict' in Africa.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 07:36:19 [Preview] No.320950 del
Haha, I win again


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 07:36:43 [Preview] No.320951 del
>>320948
Thank (You)


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 07:37:27 [Preview] No.320952 del
>>320794
This is hard to understand but I suppose its the same as getting a bank loan to buy a house and then paying fuck all of the principal and selling it years later when the increase in property prices have outmatched the interest on the usury.

Plus the boomers who own thier homes are experiencing deflation as they consume shit from china at low low prices. everyone else has to deal with skyrocketing housing costs.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 07:37:42 [Preview] No.320954 del
>>320948
I only got four(4).


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 07:37:59 [Preview] No.320955 del
>>320946
Don't go soft on me.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 07:38:15 [Preview] No.320956 del
>>320933
He gave Dan's 4 stars.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 07:38:22 [Preview] No.320957 del
>>320954
You're doing well


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 07:39:22 [Preview] No.320958 del
>>320947
Doing the not having a goon dance where I frantically pace around for hours trying to occupy my time with things that no longer interest me without Dan's sweet nectar.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 07:39:26 [Preview] No.320959 del
>>320956
I can imagine Dan will speak to him about this matter.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 07:39:57 [Preview] No.320960 del
>tfw severely depressed


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 07:40:44 [Preview] No.320961 del
this isn't a pepe


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 07:40:46 [Preview] No.320962 del
>>320958
Doing the same. Gonna re-arrange the lounge room soon.
Maybe.
A lot of PC cabling to do.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 07:40:50 [Preview] No.320963 del
>>320960
https://youtube.com/watch?v=QuNhTLVgV2Y [Embed]


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 07:40:59 [Preview] No.320964 del
One star poofters

Dominic Milne
Local Guide ・52 reviews

2 years ago
(Translated by Google) Sober up drunko

(Original)
Sober up drunko


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 07:41:04 [Preview] No.320965 del
>>320960
covered in curry


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 07:41:15 [Preview] No.320966 del
>>320961
It was part of a series of abstract Pepes posted long ago.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 07:41:55 [Preview] No.320967 del
>>320959
The iron bar is the only justice.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 07:42:21 [Preview] No.320968 del
>>320961
See with your fourth eye.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 07:43:38 [Preview] No.320971 del
>>320962
I tried to play playstation, eat and watch youtube.
It's all shit.
But the longer I feel like shit, the better that golden, frothy ancient man juice of our forefathers will feel going down my gullet


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 07:44:15 [Preview] No.320972 del
might make a pirate whisky and pepsi and wait for the car show to start


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 07:44:39 [Preview] No.320973 del
>>320971
I might reward myself with some bottled goon if I do this rearrangement.
Dinner with my dad tomorrow so I'd like to sleep well too. Y'know, coz I need it.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 07:44:59 [Preview] No.320974 del


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 07:45:22 [Preview] No.320975 del
I put nuro onto Carpenter Brut once.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 07:45:22 [Preview] No.320976 del
The rearrangement is on!


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 07:46:40 [Preview] No.320977 del
>>320973
Just don't have any today.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 07:46:56 [Preview] No.320978 del


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 07:47:11 [Preview] No.320979 del
>>320972
What are they getting today?


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 07:47:26 [Preview] No.320980 del


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 07:48:08 [Preview] No.320981 del
>>320965
It took him two (2) to realise.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 07:48:25 [Preview] No.320982 del
Nuro, if you're so smart, how come Autobarn and Super Cheap don't keep the engine coolant in the fridge?


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 07:48:58 [Preview] No.320983 del
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I like the smell of this thread much more than the last one.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 07:49:35 [Preview] No.320984 del
>>320979
An Audi TT Quatro from Cornwall


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 07:49:50 [Preview] No.320985 del
>>320983

I smell curry.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 07:50:14 [Preview] No.320986 del
>>320983

Nice Pepe


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 07:50:54 [Preview] No.320987 del


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 07:51:18 [Preview] No.320988 del
>>320985
>>320986

You don't need a blank line between the numbers and your text.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 07:51:21 [Preview] No.320989 del
>>320983
❤️


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 07:51:40 [Preview] No.320990 del
>>320984
Good quality?


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 07:52:12 [Preview] No.320991 del
>>320990
dunno to be honest
google image search isn't doing much for me


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 07:52:24 [Preview] No.320992 del
>>320983



i also smell feet


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 07:52:49 [Preview] No.320993 del


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 07:52:50 [Preview] No.320994 del
dunno why they wont do an episode where Ed gets a VK Commodore to do some hectic skids


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 07:52:52 [Preview] No.320995 del
(2.65 MB 420x420 wankomatic.webm)
>amount of light
Why does that matter?


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 07:53:51 [Preview] No.320996 del
>>320995
all fun and games until it rips your cock off and the chink doctor eats it instead of reattaching it


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 07:54:15 [Preview] No.320997 del
>>320988 Yes you do.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 07:54:33 [Preview] No.320998 del
>>320988

Thanks for the info seppoNEET.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 07:54:52 [Preview] No.320999 del
Do you want to play doctor?

>>320996


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 07:54:58 [Preview] No.321000 del
>>320996
Hearty kek


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 07:55:20 [Preview] No.321001 del
>>320999
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 07:55:31 [Preview] No.321002 del
He just doesn't know how to revert his flag.

>>320998


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 07:55:35 [Preview] No.321003 del
>>320995
How do you make a whore moan?


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 07:55:55 [Preview] No.321004 del
moit cook sum spgehti nd add sum bolgaie saws onit


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 07:56:00 [Preview] No.321005 del
>>320995
Where would a neet get one of these machines? just curious thats all, and what sort of price they would sell for.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 07:56:31 [Preview] No.321006 del
>>321003
Start talking about your weed operation.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 07:57:11 [Preview] No.321007 del
>>320983
I think some neets have not showered today.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 07:57:14 [Preview] No.321008 del
They still cost more than Possum.
>>321005


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 07:58:45 [Preview] No.321009 del
Got my trackies scrunched up all the way to the top of my leg.
Looks like a cotton diaper.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 07:58:58 [Preview] No.321010 del
>>321008
Did anybody notice that bit of Possum at the Fringe garden in that compilation video that was posted this afternoon?


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 07:59:09 [Preview] No.321011 del
>>321008
Just who are you replying to?


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 07:59:39 [Preview] No.321012 del
>>321007
I have showered today, still wearing the same clothes for the past week though


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 08:00:18 [Preview] No.321013 del
hp lovecrafts cats name


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 08:00:47 [Preview] No.321014 del
>>321011
my arse


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 08:01:03 [Preview] No.321015 del
>>321012
Don't you get a rash?


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 08:01:47 [Preview] No.321016 del
>>320995
>amount of light

HE DOESNT KNOW


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 08:02:28 [Preview] No.321017 del


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 08:05:19 [Preview] No.321018 del
Fuck
Gonna need another powerboard. And another Ethernet cable but that can wait.
Off to office works, you nerds want anything?


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 08:05:47 [Preview] No.321019 del


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 08:07:00 [Preview] No.321020 del
>>321018
30 meter HDMI cable thanks.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 08:07:34 [Preview] No.321021 del
>>321018
A giant bag of skittles and the cutie on the photocopying machine


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 08:09:16 [Preview] No.321022 del
>>320952
Maybe your practical explanation is better.
Basically you borrow to outbid someone, then charge them rent to pay off the interest.
They then have to borrow more- in effect the value f the asset is not dependent on how much people can pay- but how much they can borrow.
This in turn makes the dollar not a measure of the growth, but of


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 08:09:29 [Preview] No.321023 del
this episode of the car show is boring, so I'm going to have some toilet cleaner and reach for the lasers


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 08:10:07 [Preview] No.321024 del
>>321018
Milo please.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 08:10:29 [Preview] No.321025 del
>>321018
No thanks but thanks for asking.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 08:10:54 [Preview] No.321026 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=QyLIw-Dg-LY [Embed]


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 08:11:43 [Preview] No.321027 del
cooking saghetti


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 08:12:23 [Preview] No.321028 del
>>321023
> I'm going to have some toilet cleaner and reach for the lasers
That's a bad combination m8, it will make you sick.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 08:14:35 [Preview] No.321029 del


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 08:14:42 [Preview] No.321030 del
>>321018
1TB micro SD Card thanks.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 08:18:01 [Preview] No.321031 del
prawn chip


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 08:24:16 [Preview] No.321032 del
Back in the 1800s they used to limit operations to dusk because gangs operated more prominently at night. My father used to tell me this story about how this gang of bank robbers used to prey on bankers so they starting using different strategies like sleeping at the bank, or using dummy bankers that would get jumped but no info. He once told me about this famous banker, that just like my father, used to pull a pair of jumper cables as they start beating me with them for asking stupid questions. Anyway I think it’s because it’s a 9 to 5 job kind of thing.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 08:26:35 [Preview] No.321033 del
>>321027
Several meals?


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 08:30:15 [Preview] No.321035 del
>>321033
>Several meals
Don't say such horrible things to me ever again.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 08:31:19 [Preview] No.321036 del
>>321034
This says a lot about society.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 08:32:50 [Preview] No.321037 del
>>321036
she'll probably be checking her phone at his funeral


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 08:34:54 [Preview] No.321038 del
I escorted in Dubai once.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 08:35:26 [Preview] No.321039 del
>>321037
We truly live in a society.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 08:40:08 [Preview] No.321040 del
>>321022
Ehh Dunno. I suppose the principle is the same: Usury and then landlordship.

Fucking Lando makes bank and you stay poor.

National socialism is the way.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 08:41:40 [Preview] No.321041 del
>>321038
Some guy hired by an anonymous richfag tried to cruise me once.
My concern was primarily that in terms of organs my liver was probably worth more than the organ requested; and so I declined


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 08:43:02 [Preview] No.321042 del
What's for flavourtown tonight?


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 08:43:39 [Preview] No.321043 del
>>321034
Very sad. You can be a grandfather and seemingly have won at life and then the hypno box comes and steals the mind of you progeny.

and because you are a peon of the propaganda masters you just let it happen.

Who here gets those alone feels when amongst these types?


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 08:45:30 [Preview] No.321044 del
>>321032
Meds. Schizo. Meds.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 08:47:26 [Preview] No.321045 del


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 08:49:43 [Preview] No.321046 del
>>321044
I hope you get yours soon.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 08:52:12 [Preview] No.321047 del
Betterment but at what cost!


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 08:52:30 [Preview] No.321048 del
I’m in bed. Posting topless.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 08:53:02 [Preview] No.321049 del
>>321048
Your image didn't upload.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 08:53:16 [Preview] No.321050 del


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 08:54:14 [Preview] No.321051 del
>>321032
I remember when I used to be the new guy and I would get to do the bank deposit run, it was nothing for me to carry 30k in just a cloth bag to the local bank.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 08:54:52 [Preview] No.321052 del
>>321048
Nipple shot please.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 08:55:06 [Preview] No.321053 del
Have you been on the computer all day?


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 08:56:38 [Preview] No.321054 del
>>321030
Holy shit, those actually exist.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 08:56:45 [Preview] No.321055 del
>>321051
I hope the gangs didn't harass you.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 08:57:12 [Preview] No.321056 del


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 08:57:14 [Preview] No.321057 del
>>321053
No, I got up a few times for food.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 09:00:29 [Preview] No.321058 del
I dropped a monster turd for the second time today. It seems all my gay, emo shit has dropped with it.
Sorry about how I got before.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 09:00:57 [Preview] No.321059 del


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 09:01:37 [Preview] No.321060 del
>>321058
Did it flush?


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 09:03:22 [Preview] No.321061 del
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Is it possible to play this online multiplayer for free? 3 for free?


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 09:04:46 [Preview] No.321062 del
>>321060
Yes. My poos always flush.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 09:05:05 [Preview] No.321063 del
DESIGNATED


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 09:05:44 [Preview] No.321064 del
>>321051
Should have just taken them home mate


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 09:05:59 [Preview] No.321065 del
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>>320983
Oh we are changing that, baby!!


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 09:07:36 [Preview] No.321067 del
Binged muesli bars.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 09:09:46 [Preview] No.321068 del
Can someone make a script that automatically hides posts with an Indian flag?


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 09:09:47 [Preview] No.321069 del
I hate Seppos.
I hate Chinks.
I hate Frogs.
And I hate street shitters.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 09:10:16 [Preview] No.321070 del
>>321068
One that hid all non-Australian flags would be great.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 09:11:10 [Preview] No.321071 del
>>321054
you are an idiot to pay aussie priced tho i just got a 512gb the other day off ali


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 09:11:57 [Preview] No.321072 del


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 09:12:21 [Preview] No.321073 del
>>321066
Hot, now I need another wank.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 09:12:21 [Preview] No.321074 del
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>>321069
>>321068
I'm whiter than you, negro


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 09:12:53 [Preview] No.321075 del
>>321071
I have no intention of buying one.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 09:13:09 [Preview] No.321076 del
>>321072
My post has nothing to do with the other one you retard.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 09:13:33 [Preview] No.321077 del
>it has to keep saying that it's white


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 09:14:02 [Preview] No.321078 del
>>321076
> you retard
So hurtful.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 09:14:03 [Preview] No.321079 del
this poo smells like either a glowie or a frenchie trying to re-intergrate


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 09:14:39 [Preview] No.321080 del
>>321065
Sir, have you ever used a designated street?


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 09:14:58 [Preview] No.321081 del
>>321076
I think he is encouraging you to buy your pajeets off ali.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 09:15:09 [Preview] No.321082 del
nuro please stop smelling your poo


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 09:15:51 [Preview] No.321083 del
>tfw weber would never adopt me as his son


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 09:16:07 [Preview] No.321084 del


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 09:16:08 [Preview] No.321085 del
Numo rolls his logs in the sand when he visits the beach


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 09:16:16 [Preview] No.321086 del
>>321077
Whitening skin screams are sold in Asia.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 09:16:36 [Preview] No.321087 del


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 09:16:46 [Preview] No.321088 del
>>321083
In a way, we're all his sons.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 09:17:17 [Preview] No.321089 del
>>321086
Why do whitening skins scream there?


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 09:17:37 [Preview] No.321090 del
>>321089
They aren't used to the smell.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 09:17:50 [Preview] No.321091 del
Fuck, what a re-arrange. Even managed to do some cable management. Hot and sweaty. I'll hook the gaming PC up another night this week and I'll have to get another powerboard for the router and nbn box. They're squashed between the couch and the corner of the room. Maybe I should make a nice little network enclosure for them.
My 2nd monitor is to the right now, will take some getting used to.

Deserve a cold one for my efforts.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 09:18:48 [Preview] No.321092 del
>>321091
Savour it!


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 09:19:09 [Preview] No.321093 del
>>321091
Based. You've earned it.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 09:19:43 [Preview] No.321094 del
>>321091
> managed to do some cable management. Hot and sweaty
>>321073


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 09:19:49 [Preview] No.321095 del
>>321091
you have too much shit


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 09:19:52 [Preview] No.321096 del
>>321091
You need sobriety.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 09:20:07 [Preview] No.321097 del
just applied for a jannitorship


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 09:20:43 [Preview] No.321098 del
>>321095
Dilate.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 09:22:54 [Preview] No.321100 del
My back faces the venetians.
Can I be fucked plugging in the speakers?


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 09:23:10 [Preview] No.321101 del
>>321098
Nuro is many things, but he isn't a tranny.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 09:23:31 [Preview] No.321102 del
>>321100
Do it.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 09:24:07 [Preview] No.321103 del
>>321101
He's a queen.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 09:24:48 [Preview] No.321104 del
Nuro isn't all that bad any more. I've come around to him.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 09:25:35 [Preview] No.321105 del
Nuro needs to get off the goon and get on the choof. He might be more chill.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 09:26:20 [Preview] No.321106 del
The pandemic has resulted in all my uni lectures being online. I like that the videos are now 10-30 minutes long. It is still roughly 3 hours per subject over the week but it is more manageable.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 09:26:24 [Preview] No.321107 del
>>321097
I hope you used a different IP from one you shit up /g/ with.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 09:26:29 [Preview] No.321108 del
>>321105
He's too based to be chill.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 09:27:01 [Preview] No.321109 del
>>321106
What are you studying?


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 09:27:16 [Preview] No.321110 del
>>321104
The terminal diagnosis has humbled him.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 09:27:31 [Preview] No.321111 del
We should have a neetup and make some custom foot fetish porn just for nuro.
It might make him more relaxed.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 09:27:58 [Preview] No.321112 del
>>321097
Here or on 4chan?


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 09:28:37 [Preview] No.321113 del
There is a shit brewing.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 09:28:56 [Preview] No.321114 del
>>321109
A BSc. I don't want to say any more because I've posted enough information as it is that could be used to dox me.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 09:29:18 [Preview] No.321115 del
Dolmio.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 09:29:39 [Preview] No.321116 del
Going to have a cup of tea, a glass of water, and finish this lecture.
I shall return in 30 minutes.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 09:29:54 [Preview] No.321117 del
>>321113
Release it!


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 09:31:08 [Preview] No.321118 del
>>321114
That's fair, I won't push anymore. I'm doing a prepatory course this year, covering stuff like maths, biology and chemistry to hopefully get into something similar next year.
>>321117
It'll be ready to go in a few hours. I might have a coffee to help it along.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 09:31:49 [Preview] No.321119 del
>>321116
Good luck.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 09:32:36 [Preview] No.321120 del
>>321091
You're going to overload the fusebox- what do you even need more that 5 plugs for?
PC, monitor, second monitor, external fan, fan for your balls?


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 09:33:45 [Preview] No.321121 del
>>321120
His swingers need it!


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 09:34:44 [Preview] No.321122 del
OVERLOAD MY FUSEBOX!!!


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 09:35:54 [Preview] No.321123 del
>>321122
Overheat it!


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 09:37:13 [Preview] No.321124 del
tfw no polony


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 09:37:43 [Preview] No.321125 del
>>321120
1x Macbook pro
2x monitors
1x desktop PC
1x powered ext drive
1x speakers
That's it really. A few years ago I had 5 monitors, 2 PCs, a server, network switch, and it was still fine.

Personally I've adopted webbers strategy and just put a towel down if a hot wanking day, I don't want my padded seat to get covered in cum and lubricant and wank sweat like my work chair is.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 09:40:42 [Preview] No.321126 del
>>321125
Your work chair is fine. Did you return it?


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 09:41:39 [Preview] No.321127 del
>>321125
>he uses lube

well look at mr fancy mc wankpants over here


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 09:42:25 [Preview] No.321128 del
UniNEET had a bad day with with the ladies. Not me.
The hot girl who sunbathes in the apartment complex said hey to me as she was putting her bins out with a big smile. And I matched with this hot piece of young talent.

I wanna slap those cheeks!


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 09:42:59 [Preview] No.321129 del
Might have to start giving out some more (you)s


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 09:43:57 [Preview] No.321130 del
>>321128
Don't mess it up this time.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 09:45:09 [Preview] No.321131 del
I'm garn craigs, all this physical movement has me all hyped up.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 09:45:26 [Preview] No.321132 del
>>321131
few oaties?


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 09:46:27 [Preview] No.321133 del
>>321132
Bottle o' Goon.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 09:46:53 [Preview] No.321134 del
>>321128
She could walk home after you pump and dump.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 09:50:12 [Preview] No.321135 del
>>321128
I'd pee in her butt.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 09:51:51 [Preview] No.321136 del
Has anyone else seen the globohomo adds for the vaccine?
The language implies there is no choice.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 09:52:54 [Preview] No.321137 del
>>321136
I don't watch tv at all or listen to the news on the wireless


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 09:56:06 [Preview] No.321138 del
I want one of Cruisey's big hugs.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 09:56:22 [Preview] No.321139 del
>>321128
Sophie has no tits which is why she is turned away from the camera in every photo


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 09:57:04 [Preview] No.321140 del
>>321133
waiting on payday king?


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 09:59:47 [Preview] No.321141 del


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 09:59:49 [Preview] No.321142 del
>>321140
Got a 6 pack instead. Craig tempted me.
I'll try not to drink them all.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 10:00:29 [Preview] No.321143 del
I did wait until 9pm though, thats a plus.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 10:02:01 [Preview] No.321144 del
Haven't had a smoke today either.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 10:02:05 [Preview] No.321145 del
>>321143
Tip them down the sink.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 10:03:25 [Preview] No.321147 del
I want one of cruiseys long fugs


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 10:03:42 [Preview] No.321148 del
Broke two more bread tabs playing rocksmith neets, this time on bon jovi songs. Whatever plastic helga's is using is no match for the awesome power of 80s glam metal. I simply can't eat enough bread to keep up with these bands.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 10:03:49 [Preview] No.321149 del
>>321142
Drink them all

>>321144
Smoke a few.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 10:03:52 [Preview] No.321150 del
>>321146
The brackets will not save him now.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 10:04:26 [Preview] No.321151 del
>>321147
I doubt you could handle it based on what I have heard.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 10:05:07 [Preview] No.321152 del
>>321148
Don't you have a music store somewhat nearby that you can use to buy a pick?


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 10:06:02 [Preview] No.321154 del


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 10:06:38 [Preview] No.321155 del
Shitey would be so jealous of my new desk setup.
He should come over and admire it, bask in its glow.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 10:07:46 [Preview] No.321156 del
Cruisey was once bragging about the length of his fug to some chicks at a party, when possum walked up, and pulled out a loaf of garlic bread so long, brown and crunchy that the girls fainted.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 10:08:36 [Preview] No.321157 del
>>321155
>bask in its glow.
I wonder how Turtle is going.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 10:08:42 [Preview] No.321158 del
>>321155
Tip them down the sink while thinking of this fact.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 10:09:47 [Preview] No.321159 del
>>321158
I'm so hyped up. It's like the start of a manic episode. I feel like I'm at the start of a new beginning or something. I don't know what to do with this energy.
Might have to pop more vallies than post malone


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 10:09:59 [Preview] No.321160 del
>>321156
>pulled out a loaf of garlic bread
If you said cucumber, I would have believed it.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 10:10:09 [Preview] No.321161 del
>>321159
Have a wank


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 10:11:13 [Preview] No.321162 del
>>321159
This feeling is what you need to talk to the psychiatrist about it.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 10:12:06 [Preview] No.321163 del
Tongue punch my fartbox.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 10:12:58 [Preview] No.321165 del
>>321153
>offsider on the camera calls him a monkey
>old mate with the cap almost sleeps him with a cheap one
both of these drongos are going to jail


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 10:13:51 [Preview] No.321166 del
>>321136
m8, if we don't get vaccinated, how can we restart mass third world and chink immigration, outsourcing, and put an end to the flood of affordable rental accomodation?


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 10:14:14 [Preview] No.321167 del
>>321128
A bit of a mean post mate.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 10:14:16 [Preview] No.321168 del
>>321155
Leave Shitey alone.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 10:14:50 [Preview] No.321169 del
>>321160
The ancient greeks used to use stale bread as dildos.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 10:15:21 [Preview] No.321170 del
I'm going to go for a run. I hope I feel better. I usually do. My mate is ignoring my texts. One of these days I'll probably just fucking top myself and she'll be really surprised and wonder why I never reached out to her.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 10:15:49 [Preview] No.321171 del
>>321010
I did, he was with some dancing normies.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 10:16:00 [Preview] No.321172 del
>>321165
The nigger grabbed the camera man by the neck, which is a potentially lethal move.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 10:18:04 [Preview] No.321173 del
>>321016
Tell me, oh based one.
I just had a dream about you while listening to a lecture of John the Baptist, ancient necromancy and hermeticism.
I think I was grinding my teeth.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 10:18:26 [Preview] No.321174 del
>>321018
A fancy computer chair.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 10:18:32 [Preview] No.321175 del
I wish I had a turtle. A friend, even if he was only my friend because I feed him bacon.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 10:19:14 [Preview] No.321176 del
Do you think shitey would ever use his turtle for sexual purposes? I mean, hypothetically speaking.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 10:19:27 [Preview] No.321177 del
>>321175
Like a NEET he needs a well rounded diet.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 10:20:02 [Preview] No.321178 del
>>321172
after being called a racial slur
you know what our courts are like


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 10:20:06 [Preview] No.321180 del
>>321032
>a pair of jumper cables as they start beating me with them for asking stupid questions.
What?


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 10:20:06 [Preview] No.321179 del
>>321172
The footage does not exactly show that. It does seem like the guard pushed him or something however.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 10:20:23 [Preview] No.321181 del
>>321176
Doesn't it snap?


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 10:20:40 [Preview] No.321182 del
>>321173
>john the Baptist
based first martyr


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 10:21:03 [Preview] No.321183 del
>>321180
Council meetings get pretty wild.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 10:21:05 [Preview] No.321184 del
>>321176
nah thats obscene mate. Shitey is a wholesome bloke.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 10:21:09 [Preview] No.321185 del
>>321176
vilè.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 10:21:20 [Preview] No.321186 del
>>321043
>progeny
>peon


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 10:21:37 [Preview] No.321187 del
Tracy would never lie to me.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 10:21:57 [Preview] No.321188 del
>>321053
Yes. I got paid for part of it.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 10:22:04 [Preview] No.321189 del
Third poo coming up.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 10:22:15 [Preview] No.321190 del
>>321181
Maybe he's into that sort of thing. Cock and ball tugging and snapping


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 10:22:44 [Preview] No.321191 del
>>321189
Make it a poo to remember.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 10:22:51 [Preview] No.321192 del
>>321065
You are not doing a good job of fitting in.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 10:23:02 [Preview] No.321193 del
Weber used a pair of jumper leads to hook my swingers up to the alternator on the corvette and started aggressively revving the engine once.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 10:23:10 [Preview] No.321194 del
>>321066
TIDDIES!!


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 10:23:21 [Preview] No.321195 del
>>321191
I'll think of (you) when I drop it.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 10:23:21 [Preview] No.321196 del
Got a scotch fillet sitting on the counter top coming to room temp. Slight freezer burn but fuck it. I'll chuck some pub style chips in the air fryer shortly.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 10:23:33 [Preview] No.321197 del
>>321183
You should've been there the night they had a vaseline lubed turtle.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 10:24:41 [Preview] No.321198 del
Shitey brings ol' turt around campus in a laptop bag and brings him out to woo the Bug girls looking for their favourite soup ingredients


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 10:24:44 [Preview] No.321199 del
>>321091
>a cold one
Nah mate. Just don't.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 10:25:06 [Preview] No.321200 del
Goodnight NEETs


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 10:25:18 [Preview] No.321201 del
>>321100
>back faces the venetians
That seems healthier.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 10:25:45 [Preview] No.321202 del
>>321104
All over him*


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 10:25:46 [Preview] No.321203 del
Weber used a pair of jumper leads to give me a jump start when I had a flat in the lizbeth kfc drive thru.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 10:26:05 [Preview] No.321204 del
>>321200
Goodnight.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 10:26:32 [Preview] No.321205 del
>>321113
I can feel a gurgling going on.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 10:27:08 [Preview] No.321206 del
>>321124
Mama peon


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 10:27:20 [Preview] No.321207 del
>>321200
Gook night.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 10:27:30 [Preview] No.321208 del
>>321198
I bet he uses it during sex as a dido, to pleasure all those girls.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 10:27:55 [Preview] No.321209 del
>>321200
Very wholesome looking. Goodnight.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 10:28:00 [Preview] No.321210 del
>>321129
We're all in this together.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 10:28:41 [Preview] No.321211 del
>>321131
Just don't.
Fuck man, it's like you want to ruin yourself.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 10:28:52 [Preview] No.321212 del
>>321210
I've been a long time (you) shirker. It's time for a fresh start.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 10:29:20 [Preview] No.321213 del
>>321141
>>321138
Don't squeeze too hard, my tummy feels funny.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 10:29:53 [Preview] No.321214 del


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 10:29:55 [Preview] No.321215 del
>>321144
>>321143
Pat yourself on the back a bit harder.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 10:30:10 [Preview] No.321216 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=NdTalMWrQ7c [Embed]


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 10:30:22 [Preview] No.321217 del
>>321193
Electrifying!


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 10:30:37 [Preview] No.321218 del
Good night NEETs. Sleep well.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 10:30:38 [Preview] No.321219 del


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 10:30:54 [Preview] No.321220 del


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 10:31:17 [Preview] No.321221 del
I prefer to receive (you)'s rather than to give them. I'm a selfish lover.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 10:31:21 [Preview] No.321222 del


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 10:32:09 [Preview] No.321223 del
>>321155
Shitey might've if you didn't fail yourself at the last minute.
You were so close.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 10:32:14 [Preview] No.321224 del
>>321220
>>321222
I didn't know that was possible.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 10:32:36 [Preview] No.321225 del
>>321223
>You were so close.
He wasn't really.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 10:32:55 [Preview] No.321226 del
>>321160
He wraps his cucumber in a garlic bread.
We can all tell the difference.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 10:34:06 [Preview] No.321227 del
>>321170
Friendship is about giving.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 10:34:50 [Preview] No.321228 del


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 10:36:17 [Preview] No.321229 del


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 10:37:34 [Preview] No.321230 del
>>321227
I've been her emotional tampon for six years now. I really do care for her, but I am starting to feel like our friendship has become very lopsided.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 10:37:41 [Preview] No.321231 del
3rd can
Had a valium before.
Just had a tactically early seroquel.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 10:37:46 [Preview] No.321232 del
>>321212
It's a good feeling being a good NEET.
All the good NEETs do it.
Soon Sperg will be in your top two NEETs in your file.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 10:38:16 [Preview] No.321233 del


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 10:38:17 [Preview] No.321234 del
>>321230
Most of the contact I have with her now is when she is upset. She largely ignores me outside of that. This is a more recent development though. Last two years or so.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 10:38:50 [Preview] No.321235 del
>>321224
I wasn't sure it would work. The second is underlined and bold.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 10:39:03 [Preview] No.321236 del
>female friends
just


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 10:39:12 [Preview] No.321237 del
>>321225
He was. He almost had me impressed.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 10:39:52 [Preview] No.321238 del
>>321230
Tell her the best you can be is a pad.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 10:40:39 [Preview] No.321239 del
That dream about Nuro was a little worrying. My teeth hurt.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 10:40:42 [Preview] No.321240 del
>>321235
You are breaking new ground in the imageboard arts. An innovator.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 10:42:55 [Preview] No.321241 del
I was watching this

https://youtube.com/watch?v=JSbLe1DSyGY [Embed]

Then just had his videos playing in the background while I napped.
Real nightmare fuel.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 10:43:03 [Preview] No.321242 del
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>>321089
Because I am a Nazi nigger


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NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 10:43:52 [Preview] No.321244 del
The diazepam and the alcohol have started to kick in.
So has the immeasurable shame. I chase these highs like a school kid running around at lunch time.
Impatient, undisciplined, disorganised.
I envisage myself with the self-control of a navy admiral but here I am being me. I wish at least I had a high-intensity job so that I could do it with little or no sleep.
Reading error messages in a office full of bright light isn't exactly invigorating. Oh well.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 10:44:20 [Preview] No.321245 del
>>321240
I just wanted to emphasise my interest in (You).


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 10:45:10 [Preview] No.321247 del
>>321243
My mind is blown.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 10:45:37 [Preview] No.321248 del
>>321245
If only that were true.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 10:45:42 [Preview] No.321249 del
>>321244
Don't drink tomorrow.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 10:46:10 [Preview] No.321250 del
Is the blackout in Texas still ongoing? Olive has greatly slowed down her post rate.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 10:46:18 [Preview] No.321251 del
>>321241
You are dipping your toes into satanic stuff. Beware.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 10:47:01 [Preview] No.321252 del
>>321244
>navy admiral
Churchill perhaps.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 10:47:25 [Preview] No.321253 del
>>321251
Prophetical Kabballah is just plain old meme magic.
We've been doing it all along.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 10:47:54 [Preview] No.321254 del
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>>321244
Diazepam, are you fucking nuts? Better to do heroin than that shit. Heroin is easier to quit


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 10:48:17 [Preview] No.321255 del
>>321253
>We've been doing it all along.
No wonder our lives are so cursed.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 10:49:04 [Preview] No.321256 del
>>321253
If it works for the jews, why shouldn't it work for you?


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 10:50:11 [Preview] No.321257 del
>>321249
Deep down I have the entitlement that I despise in others.
I move a desk and a couch so I'm entitled to my comfortable crutch.
My mind was tougher when I was shivering in a cold warehouse, a fridge without a light in it, and a single portable gas burner stove, 10 hour shifts at the steel factory.
I want to be a hard motherfucker, but I'm the weakest cunt I've ever known.

This has been a quick turnaround of emotions.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 10:50:37 [Preview] No.321258 del
IT IS FOR COCK


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 10:51:39 [Preview] No.321259 del
>>321255
>>321256
We need to return to our roots.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 10:52:11 [Preview] No.321260 del
>>321257
>a quick turnaround of emotions.
Nothing to do with that drink in your hand.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 10:53:14 [Preview] No.321261 del
>>321137
Unironically I only watch TV when I'm switching between AV channels.
>>321166
Oy Vey!


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 11:00:23 [Preview] No.321262 del
>>321260
Moreso the fact that I allowed myself to buy it.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 11:04:43 [Preview] No.321263 del
>>321262
It's a bit sad to watch.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 11:09:29 [Preview] No.321264 del
>>321263
A bit sad to live.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 11:10:27 [Preview] No.321265 del
>>321264
Woe etc.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 11:10:56 [Preview] No.321266 del
Is nutrigrain an acceptable substitute for dry dog food?


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 11:13:10 [Preview] No.321267 del
>>321266
I wouldn’t


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 11:13:36 [Preview] No.321268 del
>>321266
No, it has way too much sugar.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 11:14:29 [Preview] No.321269 del
>>321261
havent had an antenna hooked up to my TV for a decade

genuinely sickened by the 10 minutes of ABC news 24 i stream a day just keep tabs on global homo

still feel over suscribed


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 11:15:13 [Preview] No.321270 del
(175.24 KB 500x350 zv.png)


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 11:15:20 [Preview] No.321271 del
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go get wrapped around a pole cunt


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 11:15:22 [Preview] No.321272 del
>>321269
>10 minutes of ABC news 24 i stream a day
That is 10 minutes too many.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 11:15:43 [Preview] No.321273 del
>>321267
>>321268
Hmm.
I should've got some dry food.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 11:16:22 [Preview] No.321274 del
>>321269
>10 minutes
I watch the news in 90 secs thing about once a week and feel like that's too much.
You need to drop that stuff.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 11:17:47 [Preview] No.321275 del
>>321273
Cook him some chicken.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 11:19:27 [Preview] No.321276 del
>>321270
Chuckled.
Deep and true.

I am weak. I am pestilence and decay.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 11:21:00 [Preview] No.321277 del
>>321266
That's not even suitable for human food, it's just sugar and shit.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 11:21:51 [Preview] No.321278 del
>>321275
I couldn't be fucked even cooking for myself.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 11:21:52 [Preview] No.321279 del
(131.16 KB 900x743 minihitler.jpg)


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 11:23:15 [Preview] No.321280 del
“Waste no more time arguing about what a good man should be. Be one.”


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 11:23:52 [Preview] No.321281 del
>>321279
Do people wear their glasses in the shower?


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 11:24:46 [Preview] No.321282 del
Can man be wordfiltered to boong?


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 11:26:22 [Preview] No.321283 del
>>321272
>>321274
nah need to learn (((their))) talking points


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NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 11:31:10 [Preview] No.321285 del
Might need to install a dark mode css skin for endchan


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 11:33:52 [Preview] No.321286 del
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>>321284
for counterintelligence memes obviously

FFS do you even operate son ?


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 11:36:57 [Preview] No.321287 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=H3tH9bZbGnA [Embed]

KEEN-O!!


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 11:37:18 [Preview] No.321288 del
Soup is done.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 11:41:06 [Preview] No.321289 del
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In the Gemara, the shamir is a worm or a substance that had the power to cut through or disintegrate stone, iron and diamond. King Solomon is said to have used it in the building of the First Temple in Jerusalem in the place of cutting tools.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 11:41:22 [Preview] No.321290 del
>>321288
It smells weird.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 11:42:40 [Preview] No.321291 del
>>321290
You're smelling yourself.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 11:42:58 [Preview] No.321292 del
>>321288
the soup is a lie


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 11:43:09 [Preview] No.321293 del
>>321291
It tastes weird.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 11:46:56 [Preview] No.321294 del
>>321287
The white guy won. Oh wait, that was Channel 9’s foyer, not UFC.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 11:48:16 [Preview] No.321295 del
Back from my run. Went really well. Feeling quite a bit better.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 11:49:17 [Preview] No.321296 del
>>321295
That's good to hear. See anything interesting on your run?


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 11:50:19 [Preview] No.321297 del
>>321295
based runner


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 11:52:43 [Preview] No.321298 del
5 beers in 2 hours


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 11:55:54 [Preview] No.321299 del
>>321296
Someone yelled something at me as they drove past on South road.
I couldn't make out what they said. This happens surprisingly often.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 11:57:02 [Preview] No.321300 del
>>321298
based 2.5d/h drinker


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 11:58:15 [Preview] No.321301 del
>>321295
Well done NEET.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 11:58:53 [Preview] No.321302 del
Someone shot a marble at me when I was walking along once. It hit me in the arm.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 11:59:27 [Preview] No.321303 del
>>321299
I have had things yelled at me several times. It is usually a car full of young men. I have never been able to understand what they shouted.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 11:59:44 [Preview] No.321304 del
>>321298
Too slow.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 12:02:43 [Preview] No.321305 del
>>321303
I think they often just yell, that is, without words.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 12:06:09 [Preview] No.321306 del
I had a car full of people yell something at me and then slow down next to me. I think they thought I was someone they knew, but then they saw that I wasn't who they thought so they just drove off. All of us executives look the same to them from behind.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 12:09:57 [Preview] No.321307 del
>>321298
sack almost destroyed and i feel nothing


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 12:12:04 [Preview] No.321308 del
>>321307
Goon enema time?


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 12:12:28 [Preview] No.321309 del
>tfw nuro refuses to destroy my sack


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 12:14:35 [Preview] No.321310 del
Wish my life was based


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 12:15:19 [Preview] No.321311 del
20th mg of vali down the ol gullet
Still hyped and cant stay still


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 12:21:52 [Preview] No.321312 del
Sergio Ramos


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 12:26:03 [Preview] No.321313 del
i miss 8ch and the old days
<test


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 12:27:03 [Preview] No.321314 del
Hello losers, guess who


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 12:29:43 [Preview] No.321315 del
Whilst enjoying this life, what can you bring forward?
Because life will quickly end and man, regardless of what he has accumulated of personal pleasure, will do nothing for him in death.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 12:30:17 [Preview] No.321316 del


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 12:31:35 [Preview] No.321317 del
Its homeless nyet
Seppo and I broke up


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 12:40:18 [Preview] No.321318 del
>>321317
>Seppo and I broke up
I am sorry to hear that. Did she catch you wanking a poo?


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 12:43:14 [Preview] No.321319 del
>>321317
Nuro always comes around after a few days, don't worry.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 12:43:52 [Preview] No.321320 del
>>321318
She liked when I wanked poos on her, not much has changed here.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 12:44:20 [Preview] No.321321 del
Neuro is still a fag I see


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 12:46:32 [Preview] No.321322 del
coles chocolate cake


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 12:48:38 [Preview] No.321323 del
RACE WAR


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 12:49:32 [Preview] No.321324 del
good morning NEETs
>>321323
sieg heil


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 12:50:15 [Preview] No.321325 del
>tfw still waiting for my life to begin


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 12:50:31 [Preview] No.321326 del
>>321324
DEATH TO AMERICA!!!


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 12:50:49 [Preview] No.321327 del
>>321324
Good evening CzechNEET.
How racist do Czechs tend to be?


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 12:51:01 [Preview] No.321328 del
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>>321321
you are are insufficient for woman and you mock me ? ha


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 12:51:04 [Preview] No.321329 del
>>321321
You see wrong. Don't come here starting trouble.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 12:51:05 [Preview] No.321330 del
>>321323
COLES CHOCOLATE CAKE


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 12:51:07 [Preview] No.321331 del
>>321325
Stop waiting, start doing.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 12:51:48 [Preview] No.321332 del
>>321328
Damn, you're so cool.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 12:53:00 [Preview] No.321333 del
>inb4 nuro posts the photo of the meth-head passed out on the mattress again


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 12:53:24 [Preview] No.321334 del
Okay later fags, gonna go wank to billy Herrington videos

Putang ina mo


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 12:55:12 [Preview] No.321336 del
>>321335
Based Czechs and Slovaks.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 12:56:40 [Preview] No.321337 del
haven't worked since jan 2020
i hate work


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 12:56:46 [Preview] No.321338 del
>>320669
It's pretty funny tbh, I don'tm even care about whether it's real or fake, the Liberal Party is filled with worms who only think about who out of the rich, the chinks or the seppos will they suck the cocks of today, I hope they all suffer.
>>320674
They made a video of them trying Australian stuff.
>>320764
Not to be a debbie downer but unless you're really attractive you're wasting your time on those apps.
t. used tinder on and off for over 2 years now, never gotten a single date, even today I managed to get a match but as soon as I started hinting at meeting up irl she started to stonewall me.
>>320866
I agree mate, I agree.
>>321269
If the news pisses you off don't watch it.
>>321317
Sorry to hear that mate, how have you been otherwise, I hope you have stopped wanking poo.
21 degrees today in Shitbourne, that tinder situation got me pretty down earlier, didn't help that I got into an argument with mummybot while I was doing the dishes, luckily I smoothed it all out, also spent the day m0oving an cleaning out the shelf in my room, it is much neater now and my bed is no longer covering the heating vent.feels good, time for an energy drink and the gym.


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NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 12:58:12 [Preview] No.321340 del
>>321337
I haven't worked since 2010.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 12:59:20 [Preview] No.321341 del
>>321338
Hello Sperg, nice to see you. Good on you for sticking with the gym.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 12:59:38 [Preview] No.321342 del
>>321340
how do you live out of curiosity? parents?


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 13:00:05 [Preview] No.321343 del
>>321340
There is no shame in that.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 13:00:31 [Preview] No.321344 del
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NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 13:00:49 [Preview] No.321345 del
>>321341
Nice to see you too, how hav you been, it might sound weird but my mood lifts pretty much straight away when I come on here.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 13:02:00 [Preview] No.321346 del
Night niggers


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 13:02:15 [Preview] No.321347 del
>>321345
>my mood lifts pretty much straight away when I come on here
You are loved and appreciated here.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 13:02:49 [Preview] No.321348 del
>>321346
Good night negro.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 13:03:03 [Preview] No.321349 del
>>321346
sleep well random guy i dont even know sleep well


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 13:04:51 [Preview] No.321350 del
>>321338
Its fine, I'm just gonna bang some thots until she comes back to aus then hopefully link up again.

Wanking poo days are gone now, I've risen from being a loser and now have a social circle. Feels good


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 13:05:22 [Preview] No.321351 del
>>321346
good night have a good dreamtime noongah


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 13:05:35 [Preview] No.321352 del
>>321344
So based.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 13:05:46 [Preview] No.321353 del
>>321281
It's a thing faggots do.
Obviously the cartoonist has projected themselves into their work, and it wouldn't make sense if they could suddenly read without them.
Mini Hitler did nothing wrong


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NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 13:06:37 [Preview] No.321355 del
>>321350
doubtfull


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 13:07:50 [Preview] No.321356 del
What does this Pepe mean? What is the significance of the star of David in its eye?


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 13:08:30 [Preview] No.321357 del
I'm eetswa adlay, you're a fucking gronk neuro and you know it.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 13:08:59 [Preview] No.321358 del
Wadgela dog


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 13:09:03 [Preview] No.321359 del
>>321356
I wouldn't waste my already limited brain power considering such things


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 13:10:19 [Preview] No.321360 del
>>321359
It is the sort of thing that keeps me up at night.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 13:12:17 [Preview] No.321361 del
>>321356
The elephant is the symbol of the Republican party, a puppet of their Jewish overlords. The USA and everyone descended from their kind are just puppets of the Jew.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 13:12:23 [Preview] No.321362 del
on my 8th tim tam of the night


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 13:13:45 [Preview] No.321363 del
>>321362
Going to finish the entire pack?


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 13:15:34 [Preview] No.321364 del
>>321362
disgusting that money would be better spent on goon


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 13:15:40 [Preview] No.321365 del
>>321363
probably not but just finished on 9 so almost


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 13:17:37 [Preview] No.321366 del
>>321362
The mango ones?


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 13:17:38 [Preview] No.321367 del
>>321364
Stale meme.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 13:19:45 [Preview] No.321368 del
>>321366
nah normal ones
are the mango ones good?


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 13:20:07 [Preview] No.321369 del
>>321350
>I've risen from being a loser and now have a social circle.
Good to hear mate, I have fond memories of reading your posts two years ago on my breaks at the wage.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 13:28:20 [Preview] No.321370 del
>>321368
>are the mango ones good?
They got a favourable review from one of the NEETs.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 13:29:06 [Preview] No.321371 del
>>321360
Well...uh.
The symbol being in his eye implies insight in western culture, if pepe was a Jew he would just have a Jew hat or a yellow Jew star.

The elephant is a symbol of wisdom in most cultures.
If he is wearing an elephant costume we might assume he is feigning wisdom.

Perhaps we are meant to take from this that Pepe is trying to fool us into thinking he is wise, when really he is a goyim pulling a Jewish trick


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 13:35:27 [Preview] No.321372 del
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NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 13:37:46 [Preview] No.321373 del
>>321371
Food for thought. I am not sure you are correct. But it is food for thought.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 13:38:39 [Preview] No.321374 del
>>321372
LIVING HIS BEST LIFE


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 13:47:56 [Preview] No.321375 del
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>BEEP BEEP
>MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
>BEEP BEEP BEEP


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 13:48:01 [Preview] No.321376 del
>>321373
I confess, as previously stated a lack of insight


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 13:48:53 [Preview] No.321377 del
Drunk needs from bad homes are in my house.
They are worse than climate change.
I even locked my front door.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 13:49:34 [Preview] No.321378 del
>>321377
Call the police. have them removed.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 13:54:22 [Preview] No.321379 del
>>321377
Are you sure they're drunk needs and not drunk wants?


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 13:58:28 [Preview] No.321380 del
>>321379
I dont needs or wands
>>321378
They are guests, I could be anti-social and threaten them but this would have repercussions


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 14:00:14 [Preview] No.321381 del
>>321380
I will whack you with my wand.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 14:01:48 [Preview] No.321382 del
܂>>321377
i don't understand but have a reverse (you)


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 14:17:40 [Preview] No.321383 del
Can't stop watching these videos on kabbalah and Gnostic ideas
The apocryphon of john is giving me a brain gasm


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 14:18:55 [Preview] No.321384 del
>>321372
whats up your bum > besides being rjected by a woamn ?


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 14:18:59 [Preview] No.321385 del
>>321383
>a brain gasm
That is the devil working his way in.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 14:19:39 [Preview] No.321386 del
>>321384
It was just a bit of fun Nuro, do not take it to heart.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 14:20:55 [Preview] No.321387 del
>>321386
Nuro is very thin skinned.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 14:24:51 [Preview] No.321388 del
>>321366
Monaro ate them all


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 14:25:39 [Preview] No.321389 del
>>321385
Why do I think a braingasm is something involving hard drugs and claw hammer.
I used to be a nice person.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 14:26:13 [Preview] No.321390 del
>>321385
I am giving in to it


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 14:29:21 [Preview] No.321391 del
>>321389
>I used to be a nice person.
You tried to be, it wasn't the real you though.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 14:30:38 [Preview] No.321392 del
310
The green lion attacking the sun


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 14:31:19 [Preview] No.321393 del
>>321386
doubt it

>>321387
clowns have no armour and lets be honest we are now all just clowns


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 14:32:20 [Preview] No.321394 del


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 14:34:44 [Preview] No.321395 del
I am off to bed. Good night NEETs.

A special good night to my Apocryphal NEET.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 14:34:49 [Preview] No.321396 del
>>321394
It's magic.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 14:43:46 [Preview] No.321397 del
>>321391
>pretending to be nice
Actually I was always a motherfucker, there were never any pretenses.
Not bad, not good- just a garden variety cunt.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 14:44:57 [Preview] No.321398 del
>>321395
Sweet Dreams Sophia NEET


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 14:47:33 [Preview] No.321399 del
Had two cold tendie wraps all day.
My alarm goes off in four and a half hours but I am feeling the need to feed.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 14:47:50 [Preview] No.321400 del
Contemplating a sicky.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 14:51:02 [Preview] No.321401 del
>>321400
tomorrow is coming so soon that you would just waste the sickie- may as well waste tomorrow on the wage and call a sicky on wenesday


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 15:02:04 [Preview] No.321402 del
>>321401
I think I should have eaten earlier, and not had a nap. I've got a couple pretty straight forward meetings that I can bludge through anyway.
Just had a pie with sauce and feel a bit better.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 15:14:09 [Preview] No.321403 del
Good night friends


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 15:19:21 [Preview] No.321404 del
>>321403
good night neet
im clocking off as well


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 21:57:01 [Preview] No.321405 del
Morning neets


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 22:17:43 [Preview] No.321406 del


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 22:27:59 [Preview] No.321407 del
Morning.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 22:31:50 [Preview] No.321408 del
>>321407
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 22:36:40 [Preview] No.321409 del
>>321408
soulja boy tell em
>>321407
>>321405
good morning


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NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 22:37:00 [Preview] No.321411 del
>>321406
*SMACKS LIPS*


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 22:40:00 [Preview] No.321412 del
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NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 22:44:04 [Preview] No.321413 del
>>321412
My life is falling apart without alcohol. Imagine what it would be like if I drank.


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NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 22:56:20 [Preview] No.321415 del
>>321414
DEM WITE DOGS STOLEN HIS GENERATOR


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 22:56:27 [Preview] No.321416 del


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 23:01:21 [Preview] No.321417 del
Morning all. Busy but good morning at the wage.
Was 15 minutes late because I got to the end of the driveway and decided the satanic squirts brewing inside me were at risk of involuntary expulsion during my commute so I had to park and poo before leaving.
Groggy morning but I was up before my second alarm


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 23:11:39 [Preview] No.321418 del
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the dollar is backed? backed how?


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 23:21:08 [Preview] No.321419 del


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 23:27:12 [Preview] No.321420 del
On my way to uni. I feel the way Weber did a few days ago when he was poorly dressed at work.
The day is off to a bad start.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 23:36:59 [Preview] No.321421 del
>>321243
>>321245
>>321246
Interesting.

>>321250
It was for a while and I can imagine issues with the infrastructure are ongoing.

>>321266
No too much sugar.

>>321271
Fuck someone must have had a head ache.

>>321313
You do not.

>>321317
Many poos wanked?

>>321337
That is why a lot here are NEETs.

>>321338
>I hope they all suffer.
>IKTF

>>321339
The video is better.

>>321344
Nuro to English translator.

>>321362
Straight to the arse.

>>321375
kek

>>321410
Designated Sir.

>>321417
>decided the satanic squirts
Spooky.

>>321420
>The day is off to a bad start.
I went shopping with strains on front of my shirt. They look like grease strain but are from a cream.

>>321316
>>321403
>>321405
>>321406
>>321407
>>321408
>>321409
>>321411
>>321417
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 23:37:59 [Preview] No.321422 del
Just want to run a test. The image for this post may disappear, as I am testing if using the spoiler button repeatedly deletes an image.

Edit: Nope must have been me pressing the wrong button. There is no fault.
Edited last time by imissfather on 03/01/2021 (Mon) 23:40:17.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 23:45:59 [Preview] No.321423 del
>>321421
Good Morning TowerPostingNEET.


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 23:49:15 [Preview] No.321424 del
imissfather you boong


NEET 03/01/2021 (Mon) 23:56:34 [Preview] No.321425 del
>>321423
Good morning.


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 00:05:19 [Preview] No.321426 del
Weber sang the entirety of James Blunt's "You're beautiful" to me once.


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 00:05:52 [Preview] No.321427 del
Развлечения


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 00:07:54 [Preview] No.321428 del
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NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 00:13:21 [Preview] No.321429 del
>>321428
I look forward to hearing the developments on this case.


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 00:14:35 [Preview] No.321430 del
>>321428
What a violent dumb arse.


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 00:15:18 [Preview] No.321431 del
>>321428
What a cringe dickhead.


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 00:20:36 [Preview] No.321432 del
>>321429
hopefully no charges are laid
private security cannot touch you once you have left a building


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 00:22:34 [Preview] No.321433 del
>>321432
Just because someone touches you doesn't mean you get a free pass to beat the shit out of them. And the guy who was punching the security guard wasn't even the one that was touched. He is going to jail.


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 00:26:41 [Preview] No.321434 del
>>321433
you have a right to defend another, particularly if he is appears incapacitated because the ape who is supposed to be trained in deescalation has him by the neck


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 00:27:55 [Preview] No.321435 del
>>321433
note vicpol haven't arrested or charged sewell, despite this happening 16 hours ago


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 00:33:36 [Preview] No.321436 del
>>321435
Perhaps they are gathering evidence and continuing the investigation. Once you arrest someone in NSW the police have 1-2 days to charge someone, but can get a 1-2 day extension. If you don't charge them they have up to a year to for summary offences were you are arrested and must go to court to apply for bail.


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 01:14:48 [Preview] No.321438 del
>>321437
lol they've had to acknowledge his copyright on the footage he filmed


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 01:19:05 [Preview] No.321441 del
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this guy i used to work with is so woke


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 01:21:09 [Preview] No.321442 del


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 01:22:35 [Preview] No.321443 del
Drunks did not leave until 7AM
they spent the whole night crashing around and blasting shitty music.
Fuck I'm tired


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 01:26:54 [Preview] No.321444 del
>>321441
Hmm sounds a bit hysterical to me, still, 10/10 would live in that town.


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 01:27:51 [Preview] No.321445 del
>>321441
Is he gay?


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 01:28:34 [Preview] No.321446 del
>>321444
He was talking about growing up in Adelaide (couple of poofs ended up in the river torrens) and moving to Sydney (couple of poofs jumped off a cliff). He is notionally straight, and other than working with a few pillow biters, never had any involvment in the gay community.


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 01:30:42 [Preview] No.321447 del
>>321437
>Fukn deadset aussie legend.
cringe


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 01:34:51 [Preview] No.321448 del
>>321446
its fine for him to get some vicarious street cool off the backs of some long dead poofters.


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 01:42:27 [Preview] No.321449 del
>>321448
that's the outrage/sjw industry in a nutshell, isn't it?


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 01:47:24 [Preview] No.321450 del
>>321443
you have to beat them at their own game
wait until they go to sleep then blast shitty music back at them but louder


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 01:55:55 [Preview] No.321451 del
>>321449
Yeah. cultural marxists seem to have to outdo each other all the time. It seems pretty stressful.


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 02:56:41 [Preview] No.321452 del
bump


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 03:02:34 [Preview] No.321453 del
Betterment of the balls at the detriment of the cock.


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 03:03:15 [Preview] No.321454 del
poke


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 03:09:05 [Preview] No.321455 del
The cringe /pol/ talk killed the board.


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 03:11:20 [Preview] No.321456 del
>>321455
I am always here but have been working on university work.


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 03:19:56 [Preview] No.321457 del
>>321453
crush my cock with a rock, i must
maximum pain i must endure


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 03:25:58 [Preview] No.321458 del
>>321457
CBT Pill.


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 03:28:50 [Preview] No.321459 del


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 03:34:23 [Preview] No.321460 del
>>321459
I read that article this morning and it is fantastic. It would thrive if spread through India.


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 03:42:44 [Preview] No.321461 del
Wage pee and nose picking catchup


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 03:44:14 [Preview] No.321462 del
I'm back home. Thinking I might make a goon run. This morning there was a dero man walking along with a beer in hand. It was around 09:00am which is impressive.


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 03:44:30 [Preview] No.321463 del
(5.93 MB 320x240 1614470497229.webm)


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 03:45:41 [Preview] No.321464 del
i shitt neets


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 03:50:46 [Preview] No.321465 del
>>321462
>dero man walking along with a beer in hand.
His body needed it!


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 03:51:17 [Preview] No.321466 del
i wish was me


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 03:51:21 [Preview] No.321467 del
>>321463
The audio is corrupted.


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 03:53:25 [Preview] No.321468 del
>>321466
Impressive skills.


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 04:00:24 [Preview] No.321469 del
Stuck in a corridor at the hospital.
Got here to see a client and there was 10 people at the door. Now I need to wait for the religious folks to get out.


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 04:02:33 [Preview] No.321470 del
>>321469
Bill the client for the time.


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 04:04:55 [Preview] No.321471 del
>>321469
Bill 'em!


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 04:07:29 [Preview] No.321472 del
>>321469
Did you have a scheduled appointment?


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 04:26:06 [Preview] No.321473 del
Got a nasal whistle atm.


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 04:27:23 [Preview] No.321474 del
>>321473
art thou an executive?


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 04:27:54 [Preview] No.321475 del
>>321474
No, just a sick skellie.


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 04:30:09 [Preview] No.321476 del
big wines for dindins me thinks


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 04:30:10 [Preview] No.321477 del
>>321475
art thou fully sick, mate?


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 04:32:32 [Preview] No.321478 del
>>321477
No, just the gay kind with a cold and some aches.


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 04:33:01 [Preview] No.321479 del
I saw a girl with shorts so short I could see her knickers today.
Another girl was braless with a sheer top and nipple piercings. Odd.


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 04:33:53 [Preview] No.321480 del
>>321478
Hast thou been tested for Covid?


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 04:34:43 [Preview] No.321481 del
>>321479
Did you retire to the nearest toilet stall to masturbate?


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 04:35:32 [Preview] No.321482 del
>>321480
The aches and pains aren't listed here:
https://www.covid-19.sa.gov.au/health-advice/expanded-covid-19-testing
A bit of a runny nose is the only symptom I have.
And no, I haven't been tested.


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 04:36:23 [Preview] No.321483 del
>>321481
I was just walking about in the main street so it wasn't much of an option in either case. I am not wanking in any public toilets.


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 04:40:49 [Preview] No.321484 del
Might grab some goon later in memory of nuro.
What is the fancy one he buys?


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 04:41:55 [Preview] No.321485 del
When I was young a chocolate bar would bring joy. Now I eat a whole family size block and think nothing of it. The small bag of chips in the lunch box became a family-sized bag all in one go. The single pie became all 4 in the frozen pack. The idea of a single sandwich being a meal is no longer credible. Executive.


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 04:45:24 [Preview] No.321486 del
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>>321484
He gets this one. $13 for only 2L. Fancy shit.


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 04:47:09 [Preview] No.321487 del
>>321486
Fuck me, that is a bit steep.
I may as well buy bottle for that price. I wish I was rolling in daddy's money.


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 04:49:57 [Preview] No.321488 del
>>321487
>daddy's money
There is no need for that sort of remark.


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 04:50:24 [Preview] No.321489 del
>>321469
do you carry a scythe and a edgy black cloak?


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 04:52:26 [Preview] No.321490 del
>>321489
>a edgy black cloak?
He probably had one back in his emo days.


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 04:53:44 [Preview] No.321491 del
>>321488
It is a bit rude and uncalled for but accurate.
I won't retract the statement but I shall refrain from any further negative statements regarding nuro.


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 04:55:32 [Preview] No.321493 del
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NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 05:00:38 [Preview] No.321494 del
>>321492
Very poorly bantered.


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 05:00:43 [Preview] No.321495 del
hi everyone


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 05:06:50 [Preview] No.321496 del
>>321495
Hello.


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 05:11:21 [Preview] No.321497 del
>>321495
heeeeeEEEeey


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 05:13:02 [Preview] No.321498 del
>>321495
hello
post elbow


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 05:39:06 [Preview] No.321499 del
Don't all post at once or anything.


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 05:42:24 [Preview] No.321500 del
POSSUM'S CUNNY
TASTES LIKE HONEY
IT'S NOT FUNNY
HE'S MY MUMMY


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 05:42:43 [Preview] No.321501 del
shit
wrong flag


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 05:45:25 [Preview] No.321502 del
A decently fibre’d wage poo.
Unfortunately I can’t use a flushable wet wipe like I can at home. Bum rash awaits


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 05:46:26 [Preview] No.321503 del
>>321502
why can't you use one? who cares if their shitter clogs


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 05:48:47 [Preview] No.321504 del
>>321503
I’d have to carry them with me to the toilet. People would see. Or I’d have to covertly pocket them before going to the toilet.
I should be an alpha male and proudly assert my bum rash pride


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 05:48:52 [Preview] No.321505 del
>>321485
Your body needs it!


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 05:49:57 [Preview] No.321506 del
>>321495
Good afternoon NEET.


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 05:50:02 [Preview] No.321507 del
No volunteers are here atm.
Nor is imissfather.
Post marsupial photographs


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 05:50:55 [Preview] No.321508 del
>>321504
You can get pocket sized ones or get a container you slip into your pocket and load a few in them before work.


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 05:52:29 [Preview] No.321509 del
How much do you execs spend on food each week?


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 05:52:50 [Preview] No.321510 del
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NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 05:54:16 [Preview] No.321511 del
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NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 05:56:09 [Preview] No.321512 del
>>321504
you need a poo briefcase


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 05:56:38 [Preview] No.321513 del
>>321510
Reminds me of a megabat.


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 05:59:11 [Preview] No.321514 del
After that long wipe I’m socially anxious I smell like poo


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 05:59:52 [Preview] No.321515 del
>>321512
Knife, hanger and wipes kit?


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 06:01:18 [Preview] No.321516 del
>>321514
vilè.


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 06:02:13 [Preview] No.321517 del
Tracey Grimshaw is prime milf slampig.


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 06:10:23 [Preview] No.321518 del
Weber hacked into Sue Barwick's knickers once.


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 06:13:47 [Preview] No.321519 del
Fuck, I really want to do the needful.


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 06:18:35 [Preview] No.321520 del
>>321519
What is stopping you?


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 06:20:48 [Preview] No.321521 del
>>321518
Comprehensive security requires a comprehensive response.


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 06:21:05 [Preview] No.321522 del
>>321518
who is she when she has them on?


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 06:38:37 [Preview] No.321524 del
>>321523
great, another woman getting blokes to do her homework and claiming it as her own


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 06:44:47 [Preview] No.321525 del
>>321524
She is enough of a sperglord that I think she is for real.


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 06:45:25 [Preview] No.321526 del
>>321517
a bet she has uttered the words 'dance, monkey, dance' in the bedroom at least once


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 06:45:42 [Preview] No.321527 del


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 06:46:55 [Preview] No.321528 del
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Pic related shows the value of the NEET gen. There is always someone here who will listen to your stories at the end of the day.


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 06:47:48 [Preview] No.321529 del
>>321525
>My research area is finite projective geometry. Recent projects include work on the Bose representation and GF(q)-conics, characterising quadrics, fibrations, and the Figueroa plane.
She couldn't even spell comics correctly.
Why aren't there any comics about Gallois?


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 06:48:53 [Preview] No.321530 del
>>321528
Yes. Even with the office there are some days lately where I don't speak a word to anybody for the whole day.


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 06:50:30 [Preview] No.321531 del
Nuro emailed Susan and informed her Pi is 22/7 once.


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 06:50:56 [Preview] No.321532 del
>tfw no GF(q)-conics


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 06:52:34 [Preview] No.321533 del
Her tongue provides just the right fibrations to take weber to the Figueroa plane.


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 06:53:07 [Preview] No.321534 del
Galois was heckin' based. Got shot in the stomach in a duel over a bitch. Wrote down all his thoughts about finite fields the night before. Took about a day and a half to die.


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 06:56:48 [Preview] No.321535 del
>>321534
Didn't she end up going for the victor of the duel?


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 06:59:01 [Preview] No.321536 del
>>321535
You know what they say: Women stand at the finish line and go home with the winner.


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 07:01:16 [Preview] No.321537 del
Do I want to spend four (4) days in Mildura at the end of the month, stalking Craig in the Corvette?


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 07:02:00 [Preview] No.321538 del
Nineteen (19) nuggers in the oven. Fuck you, Inghams.


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 07:02:37 [Preview] No.321539 del
Today was a shit.
Three hours sleep because of drunks, neibours complaints first thing in the morning, work was many mongs.


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 07:03:59 [Preview] No.321540 del
>>321470
>>321471
I did, and he thanked me for my time.


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 07:04:30 [Preview] No.321541 del
>>321472
Yeah, although I got side tracked on the way.
I bought him lunch.


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 07:05:23 [Preview] No.321542 del
>>321539
like we're going to make your evening any better


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 07:07:10 [Preview] No.321543 del
>>321489
I wear a suit.
All the orderlies and nurses treat me like I'm a director.
I had to meet with the head of the ward (like second in charge) and she appologised for keeping me waiting.. when I was late.


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 07:07:40 [Preview] No.321544 del
>>321543
>like I'm a director.
doctor*
That was a weird typo.
That's her role.


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 07:08:19 [Preview] No.321545 del
>>321541
>I bought him lunch.
Did he order the lobster?


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 07:08:38 [Preview] No.321546 del
>>321490
I think there's photos of me at enigma bar in a jacket I took from a 7foot tall guy and wearing shorts.


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 07:09:19 [Preview] No.321547 del
>>321498
>elbow
You're fitting in nicely.


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 07:09:35 [Preview] No.321548 del
>>321501
You wonder why.


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 07:10:12 [Preview] No.321549 del
>>321548
You posted that


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 07:11:04 [Preview] No.321550 del
>>321528
Most won't give you (You)'s though.


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 07:12:55 [Preview] No.321551 del
17 degrees today in Shitbourne, woke up a bit sore from the gym this morning, might skip it tonight and just have a quiet evening.


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 07:13:00 [Preview] No.321552 del
>>321539
Who had the drunks over? Why were they there?


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 07:13:27 [Preview] No.321553 del
>>321545
Nah, I got him a salad roll.
I asked if he wanted a southern belle but he declined.
Which was good because walking in to a 220kg blokes room who is about to lose his legs and giving him a boigur, in front of the hospital director probably wouldn't have looked great.


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 07:13:42 [Preview] No.321554 del
>>321551
Hello Spergatroid.


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 07:13:47 [Preview] No.321555 del
>>321549
I did not.


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 07:14:22 [Preview] No.321556 del
>>321551
SPERGO
I woke up sore yesterday, it hasn't gone away.


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 07:14:54 [Preview] No.321557 del
Flag reverted.


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 07:15:22 [Preview] No.321558 del
>>321537
Yes.

>>321538
Was there meant to be one (1) more?


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 07:15:22 [Preview] No.321560 del
Going to have some stew.


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 07:15:22 [Preview] No.321559 del
>>321551
Hello Sperg.


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 07:15:28 [Preview] No.321561 del
>>321555
Must have been Monk


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 07:15:53 [Preview] No.321562 del
>>321553
He could have needed the feed.


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 07:16:05 [Preview] No.321563 del
Is weet-bix an acceptable dry dog food substitute?


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 07:16:21 [Preview] No.321564 del
>>321552
Someone just invited a bunch of drunks to my place and I was cucked.
>>321542
maybe I shouldn't just sook


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 07:16:28 [Preview] No.321565 del
>>321553
>220kg
Did he have a special Executive bed?


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 07:16:33 [Preview] No.321566 del
>>321551
A little bit of carry over fatigue can help with hypertrophy. Avoid lifting tonight if you are focused on strength though.


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 07:16:50 [Preview] No.321567 del
>>321560
With worchetershire and cracked pepper on toast?


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 07:16:58 [Preview] No.321568 del
>>321563
Lack of protein and fat to say nothing of micros.


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 07:17:33 [Preview] No.321569 del
>>321561
I should've been able to tell from the poem.


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 07:17:41 [Preview] No.321570 del
>>321563
IT is better than NutriGrain but still not good.


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 07:18:02 [Preview] No.321571 del
>>321567
No toast, I am trying to cut down on the feed.


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 07:18:11 [Preview] No.321572 del
>>321562
He told me it's an electrolyte imbalance once.


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 07:18:17 [Preview] No.321573 del
>>321563
The dog food is probably better for you.


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 07:18:46 [Preview] No.321574 del
>>321565
Yeah, and a bariatric wheelchair.


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 07:18:51 [Preview] No.321575 del
>>321572
Its just water weight.


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 07:19:11 [Preview] No.321576 del
>>321568
It'll be with wet food.


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 07:19:45 [Preview] No.321577 del
>>321570
What do you think the filler in pedigree is?


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 07:20:13 [Preview] No.321578 del
>>321571
You need some toast.
A bit black and cold.


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 07:20:37 [Preview] No.321579 del
>>321575
So he said.


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 07:20:42 [Preview] No.321580 del


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 07:24:44 [Preview] No.321581 del
>>321529
are you literally retarded? conics are functions.


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 07:24:53 [Preview] No.321582 del
>>321580
I like horse meat.


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 07:27:49 [Preview] No.321583 del
>>321581
yes me big dumb dumb
please asplain


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 07:28:46 [Preview] No.321584 del
>>321581
Pretty sure that is weber. He is fairly well versed in mathematics and is having a laugh.


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 07:28:58 [Preview] No.321585 del
Eating beans


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 07:29:04 [Preview] No.321586 del
I wish horse meat was available in supermarkets.


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 07:31:13 [Preview] No.321587 del
>>321584
Kiss his arse a little more


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 07:31:18 [Preview] No.321588 del
>>321586
I reckon one of them in BEST A sells it. Foodland or Drakes.


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 07:31:48 [Preview] No.321589 del
>>321585
One day, all NEETs will need to chose beans or soup.
This will be the real dividing factor.


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 07:32:40 [Preview] No.321590 del
>>321588
Maybe as an import, which is a bit shit because we slaughter and butcher it here.
Then it all gets exported.


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 07:32:51 [Preview] No.321591 del
VW split screen (Kombi) on the car show tonight.


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 07:33:14 [Preview] No.321592 del
>>321590
Yeah, pretty sure it's French.


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 07:34:21 [Preview] No.321593 del
>>321587
m8, I straight up rim weber


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 07:35:01 [Preview] No.321594 del
>>321592
It's like camel. We export heaps of it but if you want to eat it, you need to import it.


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 07:35:19 [Preview] No.321595 del


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 07:35:29 [Preview] No.321596 del
>>321593
after the shit I just had, you'd be having some gcuddles for pudding


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 07:36:32 [Preview] No.321597 del
webber is yucky


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 07:36:45 [Preview] No.321598 del
>>321594
the sheltered workshop guys used to shoot those when they went out bush
then somebody complained and they were barred from taking firearms in company vehicles


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 07:37:16 [Preview] No.321599 del
>>321597
I'm sorry.


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 07:41:14 [Preview] No.321600 del
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Going to have a bath and stretch it.


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 07:41:58 [Preview] No.321601 del
>>321538
Well nugged.


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 07:43:00 [Preview] No.321602 del
>>321583
Havent you heard of wolfram alpha?
I'm not your fucking tutor arsehole.


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 07:44:19 [Preview] No.321603 del
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>>321544
There is only one Dr here.


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 07:45:14 [Preview] No.321604 del
>>321589
This is a false dichotomy.
I made Dahl last week, I mean pea and ham soup with beans- minestrone is a bean soup and baked beans is also a middle ground.


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 07:45:51 [Preview] No.321605 del
>>321604
Remember that neet that didn't know what dahl is?!


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 07:46:59 [Preview] No.321606 del
>>321582
Could you get a leg in the air fryer though


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 07:47:00 [Preview] No.321607 del
>>321605
He wrote The Witches and something about a giant fruit.


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 07:47:32 [Preview] No.321608 del
>>321605
My Dahl is always bad desu.
I always like the idea of making it but after I've eating it once I don't feel like eating it again.

I'm going to try using a mix of Noor dahl nexy time


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 07:47:55 [Preview] No.321609 del
>>321602
Look at this fool.
Trying to cover for himself after being outwitted by the wombo.


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 07:56:17 [Preview] No.321610 del
>>321600
Wank it real good.


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 07:56:30 [Preview] No.321611 del
nuro has a P.H.D


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 07:57:37 [Preview] No.321613 del
Pretty
Hard
Dick


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 08:02:39 [Preview] No.321614 del
Nuro mispronounced parabola once.


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 08:02:48 [Preview] No.321615 del
>>321613
Based.


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 08:03:16 [Preview] No.321616 del
Do you still have that telescope your granddad made, weber?


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 08:03:24 [Preview] No.321617 del


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 08:05:58 [Preview] No.321618 del


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 08:09:16 [Preview] No.321619 del
>>321618
I know he made one but I couldn't remember if it was in your position or not.
Does this make you a third generation arse-snooper or does it go back further? If you weren't in Best A I'd suspect your ancestors were sentenced to transportation for snooping.


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 08:09:44 [Preview] No.321620 del
>>321619
>position
*possession.
Christ.


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 08:15:09 [Preview] No.321621 del
>>321619
The family can be traced back seven generations when husband and wife, William and Mary, came here of their own free will from England in the late 1700s.
I suspect my Grandfather was the first to build a telescope, so you are probably correct about me being a third generation snoop.


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 08:17:42 [Preview] No.321622 del
>>321621
>late 1700s
Is that a typo? Your family were here within 12 years of the first fleet?


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 08:20:05 [Preview] No.321623 del
>>321604
>soup with beans
Fence sitters will need to take a side.


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 08:20:25 [Preview] No.321624 del
>>321622
It was very late 1700 or early 1800. Say 1798 - 1804.
There's a book on the family in the Mortlock Library.


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 08:20:31 [Preview] No.321625 del
>>321606
I could try.


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 08:21:24 [Preview] No.321626 del
>>321610
I couldn't wank it enough.
It's been sore for two days.
Little movements milk going from the brake to the throttle are very uncomfortable.


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 08:21:26 [Preview] No.321627 del
>>321622
The survience is world's first.


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 08:22:19 [Preview] No.321628 del
>>321626
Perhaps book in an appointment for a massage.


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 08:22:56 [Preview] No.321629 del
>>321624
Righto, I'd believe it. It is just unusual is all.


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 08:23:04 [Preview] No.321630 del
>>321628
When are you free?


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 08:24:02 [Preview] No.321631 del
>>321630
You go see Susan, good girl. No happy massage unless extra charge.


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 08:25:12 [Preview] No.321632 del
>>321629
Yeah, fucked if I know why they'd do something stupid like that.


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 08:26:16 [Preview] No.321633 del
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NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 08:26:40 [Preview] No.321634 del
>>321632
free land and free convict labour maybe


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 08:32:05 [Preview] No.321635 del
Had to deal with literal Jews today, they were obviously wealthy but asked to see my manager to try and get a discount- which they got just because they asked.
Fuck Jews


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 08:33:14 [Preview] No.321636 del
fuck you cunts

ever been sucked off by a stripper?


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 08:35:09 [Preview] No.321637 del
>>321635
What type of purchase?


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 08:37:29 [Preview] No.321638 del
>>321637
bussy
He doesn't like to give it away cheap.


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 08:37:50 [Preview] No.321639 del


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 08:38:18 [Preview] No.321640 del
>>321636
something something your mum something stripper that sucked me off


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 08:39:00 [Preview] No.321641 del
>>321624
Interesting, my family arrived in 1867 from Ireland County Kerry


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 08:39:42 [Preview] No.321642 del
>>321612
nothingburger.


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 08:46:57 [Preview] No.321643 del
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>>321641
>Ireland
You have to go back.


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 08:47:43 [Preview] No.321644 del
>>321636
We're not all as cool as you abseil. Some of us can only afford to get sucked off by tranny meth addicts, and only then once a year, on our birthdays.


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 08:49:04 [Preview] No.321645 del
>>321636
Tell us the erotic story of the stripper suck off please.


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 08:50:57 [Preview] No.321646 del
>>321644
Who gets to blow out the candle on the cup cake?


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 08:51:27 [Preview] No.321647 del
>>321622
In other words, his ancestors were 18th century criminal scum lumpenprole, literally english niggers. Decent working and middle class settlers didn't start arriving until later.


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 08:51:46 [Preview] No.321648 del
lol ACA covered their pet monkey getting assaulted tonight, but refused to allow the gibbon to speak or show any of their CCTV footage because it showed the truth of the matter: monke went for the throat first


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 08:52:38 [Preview] No.321649 del
seppo detect


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 08:53:04 [Preview] No.321650 del
>>321646
The tranny did. I didn't have enough money to pay her, so I had to give up my birthday cupcake as well. Woe is the life of a newstart neet.


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 08:53:10 [Preview] No.321651 del
>>321647
lumpenprole with a district in london named after them, a town in the midlands, and a few lords


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 08:55:05 [Preview] No.321652 del
>>321651
You should reclaim your birthright.


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 08:55:12 [Preview] No.321653 del
>>321650
I am sorry to hear you didn't even get to enjoy the cup cake. Did you at least get to add another layer of icing on it?


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 08:55:48 [Preview] No.321654 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=pJePGskpQGs [Embed]


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 08:58:25 [Preview] No.321655 del
Thinking about the best access points to get to Cruisey's tight muscles.


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 08:59:49 [Preview] No.321656 del
>>321655
Plenty of lube and you'll be fine.


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 09:01:41 [Preview] No.321657 del
>>321655
The front doesn't seem to be the right way.


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 09:02:44 [Preview] No.321658 del
>>321655
Gentle long strokes, you'll find them.


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 09:05:57 [Preview] No.321659 del
Just overpower imissfather and use him instead.


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 09:13:03 [Preview] No.321661 del
>>321660
Evening Nuro. Based as usual.


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 09:13:22 [Preview] No.321662 del
>>321660
Love you Nuro.


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 09:14:28 [Preview] No.321664 del


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 09:14:51 [Preview] No.321665 del
>>321660
I love you, Nuro.


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 09:15:06 [Preview] No.321666 del
>>321663
That's based.


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 09:16:50 [Preview] No.321667 del
>tfw you didn't grow up with access to a mobility scooter to access the drive through


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 09:16:59 [Preview] No.321668 del
>>321660
(you)'d six (6) times!


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 09:19:59 [Preview] No.321669 del
>>321668
Do you love Nuro as well?


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 09:20:59 [Preview] No.321670 del
>>321669
Nuro is my one and only true love!


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 09:22:20 [Preview] No.321671 del
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>>321667
I use mine to carry other things.


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 09:22:33 [Preview] No.321672 del
>>321670
Good, you got me a little worried there.


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 09:23:35 [Preview] No.321673 del
>>321671
Economical.


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 09:24:38 [Preview] No.321674 del
I'm going to go for a gentle run.
I will do some chin ups at the park. I feel much more energetic now that I am not engaging in that vile habit of doing the needful.


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 09:24:56 [Preview] No.321675 del
>reminiscing about the wanked poo meme


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 09:25:03 [Preview] No.321676 del
>>321660
Nuro is gone, neet. You need to let him go.


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 09:25:18 [Preview] No.321677 del
fist my prolapsed arse
>>321496


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 09:25:26 [Preview] No.321678 del
>>321674
Good luck.


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 09:25:56 [Preview] No.321679 del
burger bitch


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 09:26:57 [Preview] No.321680 del
I keep wondering what nuro really knew about the ufo/alien phenomena, which caused the powers that be to have him killed and got to all the trouble of making it look like a lifestyle/alcoholism caused death.


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 09:27:05 [Preview] No.321681 del
>>321679
Good burger?


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 09:27:44 [Preview] No.321682 del
>>321680
>nuro
who?


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 09:27:54 [Preview] No.321683 del
>>321680
Globo homo knows no limit.


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 09:28:08 [Preview] No.321684 del
>>321680
Yeah, the Alex Jones supplements would've counteracted the drugs and shit diet.
No way did he die from his lifestyle.


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 09:28:26 [Preview] No.321685 del
>>321682
It is a type of massage.


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 09:28:41 [Preview] No.321686 del
>>321681
idk burger urge maybe


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 09:29:12 [Preview] No.321687 del
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>>321680
>which caused the powers that be to have him killed


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 09:29:20 [Preview] No.321688 del
>>321686
Acquire it!


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 09:29:52 [Preview] No.321689 del


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 09:30:26 [Preview] No.321690 del
>>321660
Based one. Finally the thread feels connected to the cosmos.


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 09:31:10 [Preview] No.321691 del
>>321668
He only gave me one.


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 09:32:35 [Preview] No.321692 del
>>321685
I bet one stroke from his thighs would cure my groin pain.


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 09:33:50 [Preview] No.321693 del
I'm too scared to ever drink another lamb and watch Ancient Aliens. What if I end up like nuro from watching too many ufo documentaries? Maybe I should just drink instead.


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 09:34:14 [Preview] No.321694 del
gyg free delivery burrito acquired eta 7:58 pm


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 09:34:55 [Preview] No.321695 del
>>321693
Just don't let the globo homo get your scent.


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 09:35:26 [Preview] No.321696 del
>>321694
Track it!


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 09:35:39 [Preview] No.321697 del
the globohomo tongues my anus


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 09:35:47 [Preview] No.321698 del
I hope Monk is having an alcohol free day.


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 09:37:01 [Preview] No.321699 del
>>321698
I hope so to.


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 09:37:32 [Preview] No.321700 del
>>321697
Pleasurable licks?


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 09:38:20 [Preview] No.321701 del
>>321698
An early night will do him good like all of us.


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 09:41:44 [Preview] No.321702 del
Watching a documentary on David Allen Coe.


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 09:46:53 [Preview] No.321703 del
>>321702
Good documentary?


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 09:47:13 [Preview] No.321704 del
>>321701
I need it!


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 09:50:04 [Preview] No.321705 del
>>321703
idk not him


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 09:51:08 [Preview] No.321706 del
>>321705
If you were, would you enjoy it?


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 09:51:16 [Preview] No.321707 del
>>321703
It's not bad, mostly just live footage.
His song 'would you lie with me' is one of my favourites.
He also wrote a bunch of meme songs like finger fucking sally and nigger loving me, it's weird to have someone able to go from one extreme to another so well.


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 09:52:02 [Preview] No.321708 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=f0-NbqMZmOQ [Embed]


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 09:52:11 [Preview] No.321709 del
>>321706
i bet i would if i was watching it with that neet


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 09:54:08 [Preview] No.321710 del
>>321707
>>321709
Good to hear positive reviews. What's the title of it?


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 09:56:17 [Preview] No.321711 del
How many actual non-wagies do we have here? Am I the only one?


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 09:56:51 [Preview] No.321712 del
>>321707
>finger fucking sally
A real southern gentleman, eh?


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 09:58:05 [Preview] No.321713 del
>>321711
no, 2010


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 09:59:05 [Preview] No.321714 del
i think the servers here are held together with duct tape because this website became 9chan and ausneets disappeared and now it's back again


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 10:00:17 [Preview] No.321715 del
>>321714
welcome back


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 10:00:24 [Preview] No.321716 del
>>321710
https://youtube.com/watch?v=joen6NPiUXQ [Embed]


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 10:00:42 [Preview] No.321717 del
>>321712
Nashville.


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 10:01:03 [Preview] No.321718 del
>>321714
It did it to me yesterday.


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 10:02:41 [Preview] No.321719 del
>>321717
Actually, I think he may be from Ohio, he was a mormon with three or four wives. \


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 10:02:59 [Preview] No.321720 del
>>321716
Thanks.


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 10:12:50 [Preview] No.321721 del
i just miss the days when 4chan wasn't so famous and 8ch was still new and unheard of


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 10:15:29 [Preview] No.321722 del
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13 Nuggoes in the airfryer.
I am only 0.68421052631 of the man Weber is.


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 10:19:36 [Preview] No.321723 del
>>321722
We can work on your growth m8


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 10:19:56 [Preview] No.321724 del
>>321714
That was just aliens abducting the place and removing any trace of the dark secrets nuro knew. With time your memory of this event will fade.


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 10:20:04 [Preview] No.321725 del
Good night NEETs. Sleep tight.


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 10:22:21 [Preview] No.321726 del
>>321722
Eat up little skellie. Some day you'll grow up to be a big, strong executive.


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 10:23:51 [Preview] No.321727 del


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 10:23:59 [Preview] No.321728 del
>>321725
g'nite NEET. sleep tight


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 10:24:07 [Preview] No.321729 del


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 10:24:37 [Preview] No.321730 del
>>321725
Sleep tight.


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 10:24:45 [Preview] No.321731 del
I called my neighbour Kevin today. It just struck me suddenly that his name is Eric.


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 10:25:50 [Preview] No.321732 del
>>321722
What sauces?


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 10:26:03 [Preview] No.321733 del
>>321731
Close enough


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 10:26:11 [Preview] No.321734 del
>>321725
Good night TightNEET.


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 10:27:26 [Preview] No.321735 del
>>321732
Colway Burger Sauce.


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 10:28:04 [Preview] No.321736 del
>>321731
In time he will grow used to his new name. What makes the name his mother gave him more legitimate than yours? Is she special or something?


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 10:29:41 [Preview] No.321737 del
ate too much


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 10:30:27 [Preview] No.321738 del
>>321737
You will get used to it.


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 10:30:55 [Preview] No.321739 del
>>321735
But you're not having a burger? You're a madman.


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 10:32:29 [Preview] No.321740 del
>>321739
They're self saucing nuggets - the chickens they're made from were actually raised on a diet of nothing but colway burger sauce, giving them that flavour.


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 10:33:47 [Preview] No.321741 del
>>321740
>self saucing nuggets
explain


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 10:35:53 [Preview] No.321742 del
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NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 10:36:05 [Preview] No.321743 del
I used to live in Atlantis


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 10:38:02 [Preview] No.321744 del
>>321741
You are too literal.


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 10:38:45 [Preview] No.321745 del
>>321744
I bet he doesn't even know about self frying tendies.


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 10:41:20 [Preview] No.321746 del
>>321698
I had a beer with dinner at my Dads place.
His wife went on and on about how shes so smart and hates the first and second amendment and how its a good thing we have no actual freedom of speech. She went on about anti-vaxxers and was basically the 'karen' of anti-'karens'. Nuro would have lost it.
Then my Nan was tipsy and started talking about one time my Dad bought flowers for my Mum, kek. The roast was shit too. My Mums a way better cook.

Having a $4 bottle of goon. It's later already. I'll try and have an early night.
I can save $112 per week if I switch from 6 packs to goon bottles.


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 10:42:05 [Preview] No.321747 del
>>321744
>literal
explain


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 10:45:15 [Preview] No.321748 del
>>321746
>I can save $112 per week if I switch from 6 packs to goon bottles.
Very smart. Wise even.


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 10:47:51 [Preview] No.321749 del
Monk has finally found wisdom. All that meditation on the mountaintop paid off. Goon instead of beer. Enlightenment at last.


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 10:53:29 [Preview] No.321750 del
>tfw no neet trip with weber to Thailand to watch hardcore MMA and drink at titty bars and fuck hot jungle bunnies everyday


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 10:54:32 [Preview] No.321751 del
Hi. Got stuck in the old thread.


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 10:55:40 [Preview] No.321752 del
>>321750
We can do it when this bat aids thing is over.


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 10:55:51 [Preview] No.321753 del
>>321751
Are you that NEET who insulted me earlier after I responded to your "Hi"?


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 10:57:02 [Preview] No.321754 del
>>321742
GOD MAKE IT STOP
i'm sick of these trannies i really am


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 10:57:26 [Preview] No.321755 del
>>321753
No. I’ve been in the old thread since Sunday.


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 10:58:23 [Preview] No.321756 del
>>321751
>Got stuck in the old thread.
how?!


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 10:59:10 [Preview] No.321757 del
>>321754
Someone is going to have to bite the bullet and become a trans girl at the NEET Commune.


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 10:59:39 [Preview] No.321758 del
Possum baked an upside-down cake right-side-up once.


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 10:59:49 [Preview] No.321759 del
>>321755
You have not. I checked under all the seats before I turned out the lights and locked the door.


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 11:03:56 [Preview] No.321760 del
>>321759
I’m cold and hungry and smelly and was forced to shit in the corner and you will be hearing from my lawyers.


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 11:04:48 [Preview] No.321761 del
ive never had a gf not even close


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 11:06:01 [Preview] No.321762 del
>>321761
You should always wear clean close before you approach any girls, mate.


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 11:06:09 [Preview] No.321763 del
The whole way home on the highway I had the radio off and I was thinking about drinking and not drinking and my behaviour and its impacts and how I should take this late return home and the tiredness from a 9.5h day at the wage to help me sleep without it.
I thought of stoic emperors and the warrior monks and UFC champions and how I crave their temperance and self-control.
Drove right past my drive way to craigos down the street with a shrug of the shoulders.
The tragedy of modern man and his pleasures.


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 11:06:48 [Preview] No.321764 del


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 11:08:24 [Preview] No.321765 del
>>321763
>UFC champions and how I crave their temperance and self-control
Jon Jones lives the boong lifestyle and is still successful.


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 11:09:32 [Preview] No.321766 del
>>321765
That paddy mcfuck mcgregor is a real paragon of self-control and virtue too.


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 11:17:13 [Preview] No.321767 del
>>321765
>>321766
I'm sure they put in the hard yards.


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 11:18:23 [Preview] No.321768 del
>>321767
They need a whole team of people being paid to keep them on the straight and narrow.


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 11:20:30 [Preview] No.321769 del
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Goodnight NEETs


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 11:21:31 [Preview] No.321770 del
Thinking about Monk and Weber DPing a petite jungle bunny.


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 11:21:42 [Preview] No.321771 del
>>321769
Gooknight.
Almost inspired a wank.


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 11:22:11 [Preview] No.321772 del
>>321769
Gook night.


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 11:22:19 [Preview] No.321773 del
Nan gave me a dart after dinner
Now I am fuckin fiending a dart
NEED a dart!


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 11:24:44 [Preview] No.321774 del
>>321769
Gook night.


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 11:25:06 [Preview] No.321775 del
>>321770
I would need Weber blurred out in the fantasy.


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 11:25:32 [Preview] No.321776 del
>>321773
Go buy a pack. You can quit next Monday.


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 11:25:44 [Preview] No.321777 del
fukc


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 11:26:45 [Preview] No.321778 del
>>321776
get some purples too


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 11:26:54 [Preview] No.321779 del
>>321773
>Nan gave me a dart
Did you ask her for it?


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 11:29:50 [Preview] No.321780 del
I quit smoking.
Sometimes I regret this decision.
I didn't even get a gold watch


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 11:31:13 [Preview] No.321781 del
>>321773
If she smokes she pokes


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 11:31:48 [Preview] No.321782 del
>>321779
She offered it.
What was I gonna do, let her go and smoke outside alone to the judgement of the family? The least I can do is normalise her poor behaviour somewhat, at the expense of my own health.
I'm not as bad a bloke as some of you make out you see.


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NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 11:37:20 [Preview] No.321784 del
I used to think esports was cool and I kinda 'supported' its rise without actually watching (I watched a a DotA2 game in a bar once and had a decent idea of what was happening) but now I think its inclusion in the 'sport' category is embarrassing.

I used to play Aussie CS source ladder matches but it was never a sport back then


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 11:38:34 [Preview] No.321785 del
>>321780
It was the right decision. It is a vile habit.


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 11:39:41 [Preview] No.321786 del
haha


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 11:40:47 [Preview] No.321787 del
I hope I am not being laughed at.


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 11:47:10 [Preview] No.321788 del
>>321780
Have a (you) for your effort. You did good.


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 11:55:31 [Preview] No.321789 del
>>321788
Explain this 9chan redirect please mate.
Do you control the DNS for this domain? Whats happening?


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 12:06:38 [Preview] No.321790 del
>>321788
i'm also curious about that


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 12:10:08 [Preview] No.321791 del
>>321789
We take care of 9 too. The others helped out Josh since forever, but since last April it's fully in our care, since he wanted out. There are people who counting on 9 being up, so we keep it online.
I did not expect it to be redirecting, I dunno the reason. We keep the two chans separate, both has it's own style and culture, has different engine, offers different solutions. And challenges.


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 12:11:32 [Preview] No.321792 del
>>321791
Actually, I think Odili also agreed with Josh vision. For me is mostly helping out, so End can run too.


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 12:15:34 [Preview] No.321793 del


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 12:17:33 [Preview] No.321794 del
Hungo's English got worse when he explained this 9chan situation. I interpreted that he is in some way ashamed of the situation.


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 12:29:19 [Preview] No.321795 del
>>321794
I hate women.


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 12:29:32 [Preview] No.321796 del
>>321793
Pet yer mum, kid.

>>321794
Yeah, the second post looks shit, I just sketched it quick.


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 13:08:41 [Preview] No.321798 del
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wtf im like half tatar and i dont look like lenin yet


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 13:12:40 [Preview] No.321799 del
>>321798
Latvian and Estonian have the best phenotype.


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 16:45:54 [Preview] No.321800 del
Awake in the middle of the night again. I guess this is a good sign, because it means my diet's strict enough that I'm hungry at 3 in the morning.


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 16:48:48 [Preview] No.321801 del
>>321798
The jew and the tartar look awesomely sinister.


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 16:54:13 [Preview] No.321802 del
>>321800
Ok, had some warm milk. Next I'm gonna lie down and listen to podcasts - if I don't get back to sleep, at least I will haven learnt something.


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 16:55:49 [Preview] No.321803 del
>>321798
Gypsies originated in india, but looking at this guy, he doesn't look pajeetish.


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 16:56:12 [Preview] No.321804 del
>>321801
lenin and trotsky


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 17:01:38 [Preview] No.321805 del
>>321803
generations of incest, inbreeding, huffing paint thinner and mixing with the native population took its toll
they still act like pajeets in groups tho, just more agressive
https://youtube.com/watch?v=R_jU0Y6_tgs [Embed]


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 18:21:37 [Preview] No.321806 del
Couldn't get back to sleep. Guess it doesn't really matter, I don't have to go to work or do anything unlike the rest of you . Time to grab some dexies and energy drinks and start the day. Good morning, neets.


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 19:25:27 [Preview] No.321807 del
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>>321806
sleep is for the weak


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 20:02:14 [Preview] No.321809 del
>>321806
Mongendings.
Up before my second alarm again.
The routine is forming.


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 20:25:22 [Preview] No.321810 del
>>321806
>>321807
>>321809
Good morning friends.


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 20:38:32 [Preview] No.321811 del
mornding
havin a mondster


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 20:42:27 [Preview] No.321812 del
>>321811
Morning


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 20:47:41 [Preview] No.321813 del
>>321812
henlo!


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 20:48:26 [Preview] No.321814 del
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NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 20:50:30 [Preview] No.321815 del
>>321814
I must admit, I was smiling for a moment when I thought he was going to be crushed. Then I was let down.


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 20:59:02 [Preview] No.321816 del
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NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 20:59:18 [Preview] No.321817 del
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NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 21:04:44 [Preview] No.321818 del
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NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 21:05:47 [Preview] No.321819 del
>>321815
You should revel in people's successes, not their failures.


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 21:07:10 [Preview] No.321820 del
>>321819
That's very astute of you, sir. These all came from "Dudes Posting Their W's": https://twitter.com/DudespostingWs


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 21:07:56 [Preview] No.321821 del
>>321816
What a champ.


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 21:10:21 [Preview] No.321822 del
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NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 21:13:25 [Preview] No.321823 del
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i hope your teeth are fine ausbros
white man diet of sniffing petrol


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 21:13:35 [Preview] No.321824 del
>>321818
Monk was probably slaying back in third grade. And I'll bet nuro took his first creepshot back in kindergarten, god rest his based soul.


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 21:15:12 [Preview] No.321825 del
And when are we an ausneets nuro memorial - rest in basedness edition?


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 21:16:05 [Preview] No.321826 del
>>321824
>And I'll bet nuro took his first creepshot back in kindergarten, god rest his based soul.
Then went to the school dark room and devloped it, for it was 1986 and digital cameras had not been invented yet.


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 21:16:23 [Preview] No.321827 del
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NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 21:18:32 [Preview] No.321828 del
https://7news.com.au/news/nsw-police/no-hello-eyes-down-was-sus-accused-cop-c-2269387
>NSW cop admits to arresting woman because she didn’t make eye contact or say hello to him in pub
look at the pictures of this "woman"


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 21:22:04 [Preview] No.321829 del
>>321746
>Nuro would have lost it.
He would have told her and she would have not questioned him.

>>321751
>>321756
His internet probably died because the linking post always eventually loads on refresh.

>>321763
You need to not drink.

>>321780
Well done.

>>321800
Need to feed.

>>321806
I just lay there in bed until I go to sleep.

>>321814
Imagine the scratch marks.

>>321816
Lovely video.

>>321817
Never thought of that strategy.

>>321818
Always was a Chad.

>>321806
>>321807
>>321809
>>321810
>>321811
>>321812
>>321813
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 21:27:22 [Preview] No.321830 del
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NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 21:28:16 [Preview] No.321831 del
The poo skin person is in early like usual to socialise with the other poo person
So annoying


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 21:29:41 [Preview] No.321832 del
>>321831
also weird given your workplace doesn't even provide free coffee


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 21:29:51 [Preview] No.321833 del
>>321830
Based executive monkey god.


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 21:30:13 [Preview] No.321834 del
>>321831
Do you have a squat toilet in your workplace to accommodate the cultural differences?


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 21:33:51 [Preview] No.321835 del
>'No kebab for me, thank you': The nine things people are incapable of saying when drunk according to police
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9316049/Police-share-hilarious-poster-Perth-pub-listing-things-hard-say-drunk.html


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 21:34:09 [Preview] No.321836 del
>>321830
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ur-ggo4Aek8 [Embed]


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 21:41:37 [Preview] No.321837 del
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NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 21:43:03 [Preview] No.321838 del
>>321837
Poor kitty having his rest disturbed.


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 21:56:33 [Preview] No.321840 del
>>321839
Strange.


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 21:58:28 [Preview] No.321841 del
>>321840
Last night ACA had the perfect opportunity to show their CCTV footage and interview the security guard. They did neither. Instead they just played Sewell's footage. That, combined with the Police (who also reviewed CCTV) not charging him, makes me think Sewell's version of events regarding the choke is correct.


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 22:03:29 [Preview] No.321842 del
https://www.news.com.au/world/north-america/california-crash-kills-at-least-15-people-12-more-in-hospital/news-story/2ed3d5343c74765f892e6cb2ffb1744d
>“We believe there were 27 passengers in this SUV that struck a semi-truck full of gravel,” said Judy Cruz, managing director of the medical centre’s emergency room department.


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 22:07:25 [Preview] No.321843 del
>>321841
Sounds like he is in the right. I look forward to the next week to see if anything changes. If not he would be in the right.


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 22:09:11 [Preview] No.321844 del
>>321842
>27 passengers
Clown car


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 22:13:43 [Preview] No.321845 del
>>321843
The other reason they may not proceed with charges is that it would then pave the way for the guy that was recording to have the negro charged with assault and trigger a whole bunch of tit-for-tat legal proceedings.


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 22:14:52 [Preview] No.321846 del
>>321845
Police would also be leary of prosecutions they might lose, as it brings more unwanted attention.


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 23:00:35 [Preview] No.321847 del
gotta have them ribs, and pussy too


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NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 23:03:44 [Preview] No.321849 del
>>321830
Har-har, that stupid monkey, all of the humans are looking at him like he's a freak and he doesn't even realise it.


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 23:05:43 [Preview] No.321850 del
>>321842
>struck by a semitruck full of gravel in Imperial County, which is near the US butthole with Mexico
Nothing to see here, just another day of life in a latin american country.


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 23:09:32 [Preview] No.321851 del
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9316481/Darryle-Tailford-9-cocktails-alleged-killing-Ricky-Eggins-BBQ-fork-Orange.html
>Drunk man stabbed his mate to death with a FORK as he tried to stop him driving home at 3am after knocking back nine cocktails

at the compound, Monk will be banned from using metal cutlery


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 23:12:01 [Preview] No.321852 del
>>321851
I doubt he eats anyway, when he needs additional nutrients he probably just has a bailey's or some sort of cocktail.


NEET 03/02/2021 (Tue) 23:12:34 [Preview] No.321853 del
>>321848
Journalist is a hack even after reading the first sentence
>including a brutal sex attack.

Any type of attack to anyone can impact them for life. I don't know why they need to qualify the attack. I f