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NEET General #322 - Losing The Will To Live Edition NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 04:16:47 [Preview] No. 321941
How will you change your life for the better?

OLD: >>320938


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 04:17:05 [Preview] No.321942 del
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AUSTRALIA BEST A


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 04:23:12 [Preview] No.321955 del
>>321940
>the agency [ASIO] directing up to 40 per cent of its counter-surveillance at far-right extremist activities in 2020.
Counter-surveillance? Doesn't that mean preventing surveillance from happening?


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 04:24:28 [Preview] No.321956 del
>>321955
It means tracking people before anything happens.


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 04:25:04 [Preview] No.321957 del
>>321956
I wonder what it was before Tarrant.


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 04:26:25 [Preview] No.321958 del
>>321941
>How will you change your life for the better?

Umm


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 04:29:22 [Preview] No.321959 del
>>321942
Absolute plus size chad.


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 04:30:08 [Preview] No.321960 del
>>321941
When are we going to give nuro a proper send off? I'm beginning to think I'm the only one moved by his untimely death.


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 04:31:38 [Preview] No.321961 del
>>321960
The globo homo will never kill him and if they do all he needs is a sack of goon to reanimate him.


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 04:31:54 [Preview] No.321962 del
>>321957
I can imagine it existed but probably was not as much of a focus.


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 04:35:31 [Preview] No.321963 del
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>>321955
>>321956
SIEG HEIL
haha youre now all on a terror list ahhahaha


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 04:43:44 [Preview] No.321964 del
>>321963
Watching me sit on my arse all day?


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 04:45:03 [Preview] No.321965 del
>>321958
You need it!


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 04:54:40 [Preview] No.321966 del
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>>321964
hey, its your tax money not mine


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 04:55:57 [Preview] No.321967 del
>>321966
>hey, its your tax money not mine

>Mardi Gras 2021: COVID-19 restrictions, how to watch, RuPaul’s Drag Race reveal
https://www.news.com.au/national/nsw-act/news/mardi-gras-2021-covid19-restrictions-how-to-watch-rupauls-drag-race-reveal/news-story/63c4ab10982a0771431302c996a8f4f4


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 05:04:29 [Preview] No.321968 del
Having a beer


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 05:05:22 [Preview] No.321969 del
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>>321967
from what i understand sydney is a massive homosexual sjw cesspit like any majow western city?


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 05:09:24 [Preview] No.321970 del
>>321969
It depends on the area.


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 05:22:15 [Preview] No.321971 del
>>321969
the bits that aren't massive homo sjw cesspits are muslim enclaves that are unsafe for non-muslims


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 05:23:53 [Preview] No.321972 del
>>321941
I've been eating one meal a day for about a week now.
That "cringe" footage of the security guard getting smacked and all the lefty 'punch a nazi' stuff has also weirdly got me interested in working out again.


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 05:25:29 [Preview] No.321973 del
>>321972
>'punch a nazi' stuff has also weirdly got me interested in working out again.
That is the first positive news I have heard about that article.


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 05:34:59 [Preview] No.321974 del
https://www.news.com.au/technology/online/social/alex-jones-regrets-meeting-donald-trump-but-is-happy-to-make-millions-out-of-his-followers-who-will-buy-anything/news-story/87091484916e543dfe694118d89bfdca
>Footage has emerged of the deplatformed conspiracy theorist saying he wished he’d never met Donald Trump but he was happy to make “millions” out of the former president’s followers.

lol jones regards nuro as a useful idiot


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 05:39:59 [Preview] No.321975 del
>>321974
Poor Bec


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 05:42:01 [Preview] No.321976 del
>>321971
sounds just like london lol
>>321970
we keep them contained to one or two hipster areas


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 05:52:11 [Preview] No.321978 del
>>321974
kek, that is funny


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 05:53:40 [Preview] No.321979 del
>>321977
I wonder if it would drive afterwards.


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 05:55:41 [Preview] No.321980 del
might have a nap before the corvette club agm
night all


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 05:57:50 [Preview] No.321981 del
>>321980
Night neet.


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 05:59:12 [Preview] No.321982 del
>>321980
good night
good night NEETs


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 05:59:23 [Preview] No.321983 del
What a fucked day at the wage.
Fucking wage rage. Commute rage. Pajeet rage.
I forgot to pay the rent at the end of last month. Mong cunt.
Going to the local. Fuck it.


>>321890
Kek, thats fucking hilarious.
How does someone that incompetent become a cybersecurity manager?


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 06:00:38 [Preview] No.321984 del
>>321980
Good nap NEET. Nap tight.


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 06:03:59 [Preview] No.321985 del
>>321983
>I forgot to pay the rent at the end of last month.
Straight to the local.


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 06:09:56 [Preview] No.321986 del
>>321982

nite neet


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 06:30:59 [Preview] No.321987 del
Linking to old threads should be illegal.


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 06:32:03 [Preview] No.321988 del
Bought some darts
At the local
Enraged


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 06:34:35 [Preview] No.321989 del
>>321987
We need it!


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 06:34:52 [Preview] No.321990 del
>>321988
Did you get prime position?


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 06:36:23 [Preview] No.321991 del
>>321990
All the window seats to myself
Wagies driving by mirin my schoon


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 06:40:22 [Preview] No.321992 del
>>321823
That was prior to white cunt arrival.
It's our fault and we should say sorry.
>>321829
Two morning (You)s and no real (You)s. Same as usual.
>>321830
So by becoming an exec he automatically got power over the skellies
>>321847
I would like some ribs.
>>321867
I don't use that email.
>>321871
>more real-world achievements?
Nah. I'm just not that in to gaming now.
>>321890
>manager
>>321892
Fuark. Can't even.
>>321907
>Copped a feel
Go on.
>>321918
lol
>>321933
> this place found me again
We found you, welcome.


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 06:40:55 [Preview] No.321993 del
>>321968
Having a wine.


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 06:41:35 [Preview] No.321994 del
>>321979
It's fine.


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 06:42:18 [Preview] No.321995 del
>>321992
>Same as usual.
Were there any posts of value overnight?


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 06:42:58 [Preview] No.321996 del
>>321980
You should take the HA next time.


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 06:43:48 [Preview] No.321997 del
-$678.00
Fucking NEETs.


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 06:44:22 [Preview] No.321998 del
>>321987
You're not a good NEET


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 06:44:42 [Preview] No.321999 del
>>321995
Obviously not.


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 06:47:20 [Preview] No.322000 del
>>321992
Welcome home.


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 06:49:21 [Preview] No.322001 del
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>>322000
Thanks, it was a big and productive day. Sort of.


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 06:49:53 [Preview] No.322002 del
>>322001
Tell us more. What is the story behind that dirt photograph?


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 06:53:38 [Preview] No.322003 del
>>322002
It's a stop in between Kapunda and Kadina where bullock trains used to cart copper ore across. The place would get like quick sand and cattle would get stuck in the mud and die.


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 06:54:13 [Preview] No.322004 del
>>322003
A horrible way for the animals to die. Very sad.


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 06:55:14 [Preview] No.322005 del
>>322003
e-bikes too


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 06:56:53 [Preview] No.322006 del
I am going on a kabana run.


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 06:57:32 [Preview] No.322007 del
>>322006
Can you get me three Barossa Valley ones please?


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 06:58:03 [Preview] No.322008 del
>>322006
I'd like a one kilo block of vintage cheddar and three boxes of jatz please


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 06:58:07 [Preview] No.322009 del
>>321997
Get a loan from Cashies


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 06:59:02 [Preview] No.322010 del
>>322004
Cows don't have feelings.
I pet a bunch of horses today.
I had a very minimal reaction to them, I think being around them so often has sort of fixed my allergy.


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 06:59:17 [Preview] No.322011 del
>>322009
That was my tax.


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 06:59:21 [Preview] No.322012 del


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 07:10:55 [Preview] No.322013 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=wKURDm_f5i0 [Embed]

what the fuck is a jambalaya


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 07:12:18 [Preview] No.322014 del
>>322013
Some american south thing


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 07:12:42 [Preview] No.322015 del
>>322011
Straight into my pocket.


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 07:13:04 [Preview] No.322016 del
Ham and cheese toasted sandwiches.


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 07:13:20 [Preview] No.322017 del
>tfw wondering when Nuro will be on


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 07:14:41 [Preview] No.322018 del
>>322013
creole nigger dish which is basically mixed up dog shit and leftovers


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 07:18:01 [Preview] No.322019 del
>>322013
It's not supposed to be in sausage form.


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 07:19:16 [Preview] No.322020 del
>>322018
did he put chorizo with chicken with prawns?


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 07:19:20 [Preview] No.322021 del
>>322019
if that's the channel i think it is, none of those things are meant to be in sausage form


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 07:25:43 [Preview] No.322022 del
feel my bicep


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 07:26:01 [Preview] No.322023 del
Bought some sun-dried tomatoes and a bottle of wine for dinner.


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 07:37:39 [Preview] No.322024 del
>>322022
very nice


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 07:40:20 [Preview] No.322025 del
>>322023
Big meal?


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 07:41:48 [Preview] No.322026 del
filling up on pilk before i go out


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 07:42:24 [Preview] No.322027 del
One of the retards at work just posted a gif of a crying pepe with a noose around his neck after posting his stats for the day.

He has been wearing a black beanie and a black hoodie with the hood on at the office for the past two days. He's a 30+ year old gook man and I was walking behind him the yesterday and he was violently pushing doors open with his foot after using the door handle. Edgy as fuck. I'm almost scared he might come in one day with a handgun and go postal.
A sales guy who was bitching to me about him said that he's requested to be transferred to our shipping/outbound department because the job is too hard for him. He's so clearly and outwardly covered in curry. I try to sympathise, but its just pathetic.

Should swallow his pride and become a boong like me.


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 07:45:45 [Preview] No.322028 del
>>322027
be nice to him in the hope that he sends you a text or email telling you that you're alright and to stay home tomorrow


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 07:46:41 [Preview] No.322029 del
>>322027
Sounds like an angry doomer.


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 07:48:13 [Preview] No.322030 del
Anyone here tried a lambrusco before?


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 07:48:42 [Preview] No.322031 del
>>322028
I've been quite harsh to him in the past. He has wasted hours of my time.
He'd probably kill me first. And I sit closest to the entrance.
Have absolutely no idea why they haven't sacked him, he can't keep up. You could hire some young kid just out of an IT degree who would outperform him in a couple months and save you 20 grand a year.


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 07:48:46 [Preview] No.322032 del
>>322030
it's wine made from baby lambs


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 07:51:05 [Preview] No.322033 del
>>322032
Hilarious post SeppoNEET.


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 07:52:19 [Preview] No.322034 del
Wake up Webber!


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 08:00:08 [Preview] No.322035 del
>>322026
Your body needs it!


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 08:01:14 [Preview] No.322036 del
>>322027
He needs a local!


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 08:01:57 [Preview] No.322037 del
I srsly don't understand how you can want to fuck Asians and then start a family with an Asian.
When I look at an Asian's face right after masturbating, I wonder to myself how on Earth their facial features evolved. Lots of fat padding, flat as fuck, epicanthic folds, wide flat nose that looks like a nigger or a monkey's with gaping nostrils, extremely neotenous, sickly yellow skin tone that is pale without being rosy from blood vessels under the skin. When I see an Asiatic person, I automatically race them before I know their name or anything about their character, and if I continue talking to them I forevermore know them as "that chink". This is subconscious and I'm pretty sure basically everyone does it with people who can't present as their race. Mixed-race couples are absolutely mental illness tier, at least when you are in love with a white woman you will think of her as being Hannah, Ling Ling will always be a raced gook dog alien who is oh so exotic and chinky no matter how much you get to know her or appreciate her character. And that's assuming you can even feel her mind (as Rudyard Kipling said), which is highly doubtful, these boomers I see walking around with their 4'11 Filipina wives and mongrel children in the supermarket don't share a shred of racial soul with their partners at all. How anyone could ever do that while being capable of thinking and feeling beyond cooming is beyond me.


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 08:02:06 [Preview] No.322038 del
>>322031
He's paid 20 thousand a year?


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 08:02:27 [Preview] No.322039 del
>>322031
Can I have your stuff if he kills you?


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 08:03:15 [Preview] No.322040 del
>>322027
I'll swallow your pride.


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 08:03:39 [Preview] No.322041 del
I keep slamming my neetstick in the door.


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 08:04:52 [Preview] No.322042 del
>>322038
20 grand more than a keen IT graduate would get

>>322040
I'll squirt it right into your mouth


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 08:04:58 [Preview] No.322043 del
>>322041
Big slams?


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 08:07:13 [Preview] No.322044 del
I feel like I am the only one on the gen drinking right now.


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 08:08:15 [Preview] No.322045 del
>>322043
I hold my neetstick in place and then weber waddles from across the room and charges into the door.


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 08:09:13 [Preview] No.322046 del
>>322044
Your body needs it!
Mine does not.


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 08:09:37 [Preview] No.322047 del
>>322044
I don't remember the last time I drank. Probably a few months ago now. I've gotten sick of video games, haven't played any in ages. I've watched all the films and tv shows I care for. Haven't wanked in a few weeks. I am rapidly becoming the antiNEET. The gen is my only real waste of time now.


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 08:10:12 [Preview] No.322048 del
>>322045
>charges into the door.
He's probably in a rush to the AGM.


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 08:13:05 [Preview] No.322049 del
>>322034
Thank you. I had a shave and a shower and put on fresh clothes.
I'll push off in ten minutes or so.


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 08:13:26 [Preview] No.322050 del
>>322047
As long as you don't take up waging, they'll always be a place for you here.


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 08:14:07 [Preview] No.322051 del
>>322050
I'm too much of a mong to get a job. Even if I wanted one I wouldn't be able to do it.


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 08:14:24 [Preview] No.322052 del
>>322049
That leaves time for a wank with three minutes to spare.


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 08:15:36 [Preview] No.322053 del
>>322052
I just washed my neetstick and put on unsoiled cumdies.


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 08:17:46 [Preview] No.322054 del
>>322053
Are you trying to impress someone there, huh? Is possum just not good enough for you anymore?


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 08:19:18 [Preview] No.322055 del
>>322054
n-not at all
i love Possum


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 08:20:31 [Preview] No.322056 del
We need more stories about the local boys at the corvette club


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 08:28:41 [Preview] No.322057 del
Imagine weber covered in motor oil and wrestling with the local boys at the corvette club.


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 08:30:01 [Preview] No.322058 del
>>322057
Probably the only kind of MMA he'd find brutal enough to accept.


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 08:30:20 [Preview] No.322059 del
I've got some weird pain on the left side of my neck. Sort of where my jaw connects to my head but lower and in the flesh of my neck.
It is a dull throb that comes and goes. Considering taking a panadol as I am getting quite sick of it.


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 08:32:27 [Preview] No.322060 del
>>322056
>We need more stories about the RENT boys at the corvette club


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 08:35:46 [Preview] No.322061 del
>>322059
Here's a story.
One time I had this killer pain in my chest. Every 15 minutes or so it'd be so bad that I had to sit down and take short breaths because it was painful to breath. I couldn't understand it. It doesn't sound like something too related to boongism, but it was fucking painful. It felt like a blood clot or something.
Me and ex go to the hospital and we're waiting in emergency. At home I didn't take any panadol because the pain was so severe I knew it would do nothing.
Nurse does a triage, asks me my pain level out of 10. I tell her its a solid 7, she can see I'm physically in pain. Offers me two panadol and I begrudgingly accept.
15 minutues go by and I don't get any more spikes in chest pain. The junior doctor does a blood test, an ECG, whatever other tests they do thinking it might be a heart related thing.
By the time I'm actually in the hospital proper I feel fine and well and the pain doesn't return.
I was morbidly embarrassed.
Take a fucking panadol


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 08:37:10 [Preview] No.322062 del
>>322057
I'd watch this on a live stream.


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 08:38:04 [Preview] No.322063 del
>>322061
Were you executive at the time?


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 08:40:34 [Preview] No.322064 del
>>322061
I've been to the ER 3 times with chest pains. The first was a panic attack, the second heartburn from aspirin, the third was soreness from bench pressing. I'm the ultimate mong.


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 08:42:40 [Preview] No.322065 del
>>322063
Nah but I was pretty solidly on the 12 standoes a day diet


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 08:44:52 [Preview] No.322066 del
>>322011
Once your tax has paid back all the cenno you claimed for years then you can start complaining.


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 08:46:30 [Preview] No.322067 del
>>322061
>By the time I'm actually in the hospital proper I feel fine
You did the right thing getting to hospital for something like that


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 08:47:37 [Preview] No.322068 del
>>322061
I've had something like this a few times, but the pain completely went away after like 15 minutes so I never bothered to go to the hospital.


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 08:49:19 [Preview] No.322069 del
Had a panadol. Having a glass of water.
Hoping I am all better by the time I leave for the gym.


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 08:49:31 [Preview] No.322070 del
>>322068
It was probably AIDS


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 08:49:44 [Preview] No.322071 del
>>322066
Dilate.


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 08:51:48 [Preview] No.322072 del
>>322071
Shitty 4chan meme.
I am quite confident there are no trannies here.


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 08:51:59 [Preview] No.322073 del
>>322070
I'll fill your ass with AIDS


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 08:54:24 [Preview] No.322074 del
I'm getting similar pains elsewhere now. I think I have a bit of a cold. I might take a rest from the gym for a few days. Now that I'm off the grog my immune system is much better.


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 08:55:41 [Preview] No.322075 del
>>322065
Your body must have needed it!


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 08:55:54 [Preview] No.322076 del
>>322072
Seethe.


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 08:55:56 [Preview] No.322077 del
>>322074
If your immune system was better, you wouldn't have a cold.


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 08:56:04 [Preview] No.322078 del
>tfw severely covered in curry


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 08:56:18 [Preview] No.322079 del


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 08:57:40 [Preview] No.322080 del
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NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 08:57:51 [Preview] No.322081 del
>>322077
Are you saying I should get drinking again?


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 08:58:14 [Preview] No.322082 del
Wtf


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 08:58:42 [Preview] No.322083 del


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 09:00:24 [Preview] No.322084 del
>>322076
I know this might shock you given your first exposure to imageboards was 4chan's/8chan's /pol/ in 2016, but there are cultural differences between imageboards.
You are currently doing a very poor job of fitting in. Stop your kafkatrap bullshit.


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 09:03:12 [Preview] No.322085 del
>>322078
Vindaloo?


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 09:05:22 [Preview] No.322086 del
>>322084
Someone has a stick up their arse.


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 09:07:20 [Preview] No.322087 del
Vindapoo


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 09:08:10 [Preview] No.322088 del
Vindawho?


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 09:10:16 [Preview] No.322089 del
>>322086
A neetstick?


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 09:12:44 [Preview] No.322090 del
>Mr Porter denied the accusation he cuddled a woman in January 1988 and said he intended to remain in cabinet and in his portfolio.
>The Attorney-General made his statement after the NSW Police said it did not have enough admissible evidence to proceed with an investigation it began in February last year but suspended in June when the woman took her own life.
>“Nothing in the allegations that have been printed ever happened,” he said.

I honestly don't understand how you can just accuse someone of cuddle without any evidence and everyone just believes it.
People always talk about how women are too 'ashamed' to report cuddles to the police when it happens - when they can take samples to prove it. Where is the talk of shame of ignoring it and letting a supposed rapist walk free and continue the cuddles? I don't get it. Any broad could accuse me of cuddle and I'd be pretty much fucked
What the fuck mang


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 09:13:36 [Preview] No.322091 del
>>322090
Everyone would believe you if you said it.


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 09:14:57 [Preview] No.322092 del
>>322088
I more wonder this fact. Why come here just to post about how your severely covered in curry?


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 09:17:47 [Preview] No.322093 del
>>322090
She did. She killed herself last year before she could make a formal complaint. Her friends are now following it up.


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 09:20:36 [Preview] No.322094 del
>tfw covered in butter chicken


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 09:21:17 [Preview] No.322095 del
>>322092
How would I know?


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 09:22:30 [Preview] No.322096 del
>>322094
I'll happily butter your chicken, all you had to do was ask.


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 09:25:53 [Preview] No.322097 del
Craving one of Cruisey's Big Hugs again.


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 09:26:10 [Preview] No.322098 del
>>322096
Fuck I feel like I've seen this post like 3 years ago.


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 09:27:13 [Preview] No.322099 del
>>322090
I guess the only real evidence is reports of him being a sex pest around other staffers.


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 09:28:12 [Preview] No.322100 del


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 09:31:16 [Preview] No.322101 del
>>322099
Or fact Minister for Women is still in hospital after Britney fiasco where party supporters posted on Facebook she did it for the attention. There is a smell of death in that party and they're using the biggest fan they can find to blow it away. Even if there is a pig in another party, the smell of death ain't leaving anytime soon.


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 09:33:48 [Preview] No.322102 del
There is also a Federal election this year. So that's why people are disappearing with mental health leave.


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 09:39:17 [Preview] No.322103 del
>>322101
>There is a smell of death in that party

I hope the average person can also smell it.

>>322102
I doubt there will be an election next year, I think Scumo wanted one this year but with everything going on it looks like he will ride it out until next year when it's due.


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 09:39:58 [Preview] No.322104 del
>>322103
Election this year*


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 09:41:06 [Preview] No.322105 del
Scomo is a farkin' mad cunt ay.


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 09:41:58 [Preview] No.322106 del
Only 1 beer left in the fridge.
Gonna have to gar crags for a longie I reckons

Good thing about starting at 8am is that most people dont arrive until quarter past 9 so you're less munted and not obviously hungover by then
Professional, organised white collar boongery


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 09:45:05 [Preview] No.322107 del
>>322105
Farking dumb cunt more like it.


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 09:47:18 [Preview] No.322108 del


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 09:48:17 [Preview] No.322109 del
>>322106
Went to craigs today, excellent service.


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 09:48:29 [Preview] No.322110 del
>>322107
yer jus jelis hes a legend
>>322108
farkin' ay cunto


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 09:48:45 [Preview] No.322111 del
>>322106
Your employee is an equal opportunity employer for boongery.


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 09:49:56 [Preview] No.322112 del
>>322110
Nah he's a shitter


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 09:53:27 [Preview] No.322113 del
I wonder if AGM is everyone connecting jumper cables to their cars to power a massive battery, as everyone revs violently. Creating a battery for the ultimate shock experience afterwards.


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 09:54:21 [Preview] No.322114 del
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NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 09:58:03 [Preview] No.322115 del
>>322114
>That gleam in his eye
Craig's looking forward to some very personal customer service.


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 09:58:07 [Preview] No.322116 del
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Garn sevs, 20 december 2017, sunrise.


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 09:59:09 [Preview] No.322117 del
>>322116
I hunted for that servo when I went to Melbourne.


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 10:02:42 [Preview] No.322118 del
>>322117
Not an easy task. It's a bit of a tough of the neck parta the woods


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 10:05:59 [Preview] No.322119 del
farkin' burwood


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 10:06:05 [Preview] No.322120 del
Having a few chink beers bros


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 10:07:12 [Preview] No.322121 del
>>322120
They will not wash the curry off.


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 10:07:19 [Preview] No.322122 del
>>322120
Good luck.


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 10:07:33 [Preview] No.322123 del
farkin' nunawading


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 10:08:56 [Preview] No.322124 del
>>322121
Can’t believe he changed the filter back


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 10:10:11 [Preview] No.322125 del
>>322116
To get some rothys no doubt


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 10:11:13 [Preview] No.322126 del
>>322125
I was smoking marbs back then


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 10:11:57 [Preview] No.322127 del
>>322126
Gold or red ?


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 10:13:57 [Preview] No.322128 del
I saw my GP at the Foodland this evening. He is such a weird cunt. I don't think he is used to doing his own shopping.


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 10:18:52 [Preview] No.322129 del
>>322127
Golds mate


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 10:19:45 [Preview] No.322130 del
>>322117
Someone made a comment his NEET walks at dusk and night made him vunerable to being attacked.


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 10:21:36 [Preview] No.322131 del
>>322124
So why do you come here just to make that post?


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 10:22:07 [Preview] No.322132 del
Good night NEETs. Sleep right.


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 10:26:35 [Preview] No.322133 del
>>322132
Good night RightNEET.


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 10:26:40 [Preview] No.322134 del
>>322131
I don’t


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 10:27:11 [Preview] No.322135 del
I want to give Cruisey a private Clap dancing session.


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 10:28:22 [Preview] No.322136 del
>>322130
It was probably old mate turtle flirter


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 10:30:52 [Preview] No.322137 del
I'VE SEEN FOOTAGE!


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 10:32:39 [Preview] No.322138 del
>>322137
Do you stay noided?


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 10:36:23 [Preview] No.322139 del
>>322138
I STAY GOONED


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 10:36:36 [Preview] No.322140 del
>>322132
Good night


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 10:40:14 [Preview] No.322141 del
garn craggers


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 10:41:01 [Preview] No.322142 del
Had a stiffy but it went away.
Use it or lose it.


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 10:41:53 [Preview] No.322143 del
>>322142
Use it and abuse it.


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 10:44:27 [Preview] No.322144 del
'avin' a coffee


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 10:46:19 [Preview] No.322145 del
>>322144
It's too late in the day for that kind of reckless behaviour.


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 10:46:28 [Preview] No.322146 del
>>322142
Revert it!


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 10:49:22 [Preview] No.322147 del
>>322144
Unwise at this time of night.


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 10:50:42 [Preview] No.322148 del


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 10:51:20 [Preview] No.322149 del
Tired, but gotta wait for that food to digest before I can go to sleep. Really shouldn't have pigged out.


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 10:53:16 [Preview] No.322150 del
>>322149
What did you have?


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 10:54:46 [Preview] No.322151 del
I do well with not eating much until night comes.


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 10:56:09 [Preview] No.322152 del
I bought a jar of that Caro stuff that Big Tiffins recommends.


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 10:56:40 [Preview] No.322153 del
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NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 10:57:21 [Preview] No.322154 del
>>322152
Big Tiffo has no idea what he's on about.
Next you'll be preparing for the collapse and playing in his bugle band.


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 10:57:55 [Preview] No.322155 del
Crystal Brook is fucking gay man.


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 10:58:38 [Preview] No.322156 del
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Goodnight NEETs


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 10:59:16 [Preview] No.322157 del
>>322156
Goodnight.


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 10:59:43 [Preview] No.322158 del


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 11:00:39 [Preview] No.322159 del
Had to knock on the automatic sliding door at Craigo's because I was there within 10 minutes of closing.
Then I had to say "hey mate! can ya open the door" to some poopyskin on my way out.
Long neck of sparkling ale. Stronger than webbers poofter stouts.
Gonna try and skip the valium tonight.

>>322156
Ugly alien


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 11:01:11 [Preview] No.322160 del
>>322154
He is going to end up rooting the wallaby in his bush camp.


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 11:01:32 [Preview] No.322161 del
>>322156
Gook night.


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 11:01:39 [Preview] No.322162 del
>>322156
Am I supposed to be endeared to this grey gook? Is the haunted-schizo look hot right now?


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 11:02:20 [Preview] No.322163 del
>>322160
I'll root your bush.


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 11:03:13 [Preview] No.322164 del
>>322162
>haunted-schizo look
You sound like an absolute mong.


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 11:03:22 [Preview] No.322165 del


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 11:03:46 [Preview] No.322166 del
>>322160
You say that but I know you'd bunk in his makeshift tent.


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 11:04:39 [Preview] No.322167 del
>>322164
That's MobyDickNEET, he only likes white whales.


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 11:07:01 [Preview] No.322168 del
When I was heading off from the office, my cow orkers know half the reason I go is because I like the client's horses.
She made a joke 'save a horse, ride a cowboy'.
I think she could tell I was a bit too enthusiastically pleased with that saying.
I asked her to say these little things more often.


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 11:09:23 [Preview] No.322169 del
>>322149
You really should not have pigged out.


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 11:09:33 [Preview] No.322170 del
>>322168
>I asked her to say these little things more often.
You are living dangerously.


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 11:11:50 [Preview] No.322171 del
I and Possum planned a weekend get away to Parachilna to eat a camel steak and sleep under the stars in a netted swag but he invited Nuro who spiked our thermos of caro and we ended up on the sniff in Pt Augusta, then hitchhiked the wrong way to Whyalla once.


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 11:12:37 [Preview] No.322172 del
>>322168
Straight to HR.


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 11:12:53 [Preview] No.322173 del
>>322170
I was a bit too obvious.
She has a sweet and weird level of the tism and questions her interpretations of social interactions just enough for me to get away with it.. I hope.


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 11:13:54 [Preview] No.322174 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=kwyLMnN_lhU [Embed]

This song so deeply relates to my relationship with the ex at the end


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 11:15:01 [Preview] No.322175 del
>>322173
>to get away with it.
What are you trying to get away with? What are you trying to achieve?


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 11:15:18 [Preview] No.322176 del
>>322171
Sounds like a good time.


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 11:15:53 [Preview] No.322177 del
>>322174
Imagine throwing away that lovely girl for booze and self-indulgent misery.


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 11:16:25 [Preview] No.322178 del
>>322168
Hey NEET!, >>322172 forwarded your post to me - I think we should have a chat.

I'm sending you a meeting invite for tomorrow morning


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 11:16:43 [Preview] No.322179 del
>>322174
haha yeah


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 11:17:18 [Preview] No.322180 del
>>322178
Not funny.


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 11:17:23 [Preview] No.322181 del
>>322177
Now imagine my self-destructive regret.


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 11:17:48 [Preview] No.322182 del
>>322175
That's not important.
Why do dogs chase wheels?


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 11:17:51 [Preview] No.322183 del
>>322180
Sir please calm down


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 11:18:01 [Preview] No.322184 del
anal


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 11:18:04 [Preview] No.322185 del
>>322176
It could've been a lot better.


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 11:18:37 [Preview] No.322186 del
>>322178
I'd refuse to go and tell them they're off their dials.


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 11:18:56 [Preview] No.322187 del
>>322174
shitcunt song aye what a wanka


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 11:18:58 [Preview] No.322188 del


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 11:19:01 [Preview] No.322189 del
lana


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 11:19:23 [Preview] No.322190 del
This post is so that we can have a moment of silence for nuro.


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 11:19:56 [Preview] No.322191 del
WHATAWANKA


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 11:20:06 [Preview] No.322192 del
The Nuro is dead meme has not taken off. It is time to abandon it.


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 11:20:26 [Preview] No.322193 del
>>322182
I don't know but sometimes they get hit by cars coming the other way.


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 11:21:36 [Preview] No.322194 del
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NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 11:21:37 [Preview] No.322195 del
WHERE IS NURO???


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 11:21:51 [Preview] No.322196 del
The Nuro meme has not taken off. It is time to bury him.


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 11:21:56 [Preview] No.322197 del


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 11:22:28 [Preview] No.322198 del
>>322193
Some are good at gymnastics and dodging vehicles.


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 11:22:51 [Preview] No.322199 del
>>322194
Well, he got his minute. I'm sure that's more than I'll get.
>>322192
Spotted nuro posting under a false flag.


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 11:23:19 [Preview] No.322200 del
>>322197
nuro, the aboriginal formally known as buro


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 11:23:39 [Preview] No.322201 del
>>322198
Their luck always runs out eventually. Every dog has his day.


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 11:24:00 [Preview] No.322202 del
>>322196
Poorly bantered.


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 11:24:39 [Preview] No.322203 del
>>322200
Never heard of him.


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 11:24:51 [Preview] No.322204 del
>>322201
I wouldn't act on anything.


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 11:25:38 [Preview] No.322205 del
>>322203
never heard of who?


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 11:25:55 [Preview] No.322206 del
>>322204
what about a frozen pizza


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 11:26:01 [Preview] No.322207 del
>>322202
Low quality post. Please try harder next time.


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 11:27:34 [Preview] No.322208 del
Learning how to be alone with your own thoughts seems the ultimate test of man.
Imagine if I didn't have you cunts on the gen.
I'd be sat in my room all alone. Day in, day out. A hermit monk can do it on a mountain top. But to do it while needing to weave through society to maintain oneself - how is it possible.
That rick and morty meme this morning struck me deep.
A man needs an outlet. I have always felt like mine is self-improvement, but have never been able to realise this ambition, so here I sit, a rothy and a long neck, lying to myself that I'm not alone in this world.
Horror has a face... and you must make a friend of horror.


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 11:29:01 [Preview] No.322209 del
>>322208
yeah cuz thats why women r dogz unna


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 11:29:05 [Preview] No.322210 del
>>322200
...what if nuro has a secret identity as a boong he uses to do secret boong stuff?


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 11:29:58 [Preview] No.322211 del
Good night friends.


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 11:30:36 [Preview] No.322212 del
>>322211
goodnight. looks comfy. sleep tight.


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 11:30:50 [Preview] No.322213 del
>>322211
These gook girls really are getting ugly. Goodnight.


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 11:32:17 [Preview] No.322214 del
Might do a poo


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 11:33:12 [Preview] No.322215 del
>>322211
Good night my friend. What a disturbing picture.


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 11:37:10 [Preview] No.322217 del
Stonks were up 2.56% today.


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 11:37:23 [Preview] No.322218 del
>>322159
>Long neck of sparkling ale. Stronger than webbers poofter stouts.
No they aren't.


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 11:39:31 [Preview] No.322219 del
>>322211
Night.
Unironically comfy.


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 11:41:16 [Preview] No.322220 del
>>322218
Fuck you're right.
0.3 standards stronger.
Now I feel like a soft cock


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 11:42:08 [Preview] No.322221 del
I am back from the AGM.

They gave me a nice pocket knife with red anodized aluminium handles with 'Corvette Club of Best A' engraved on it because I paid the pro-rata membership amount in November last year and then the full membership amount for this year in January.
In addition to a blade for stabbing boongs, it has a cork screw and a bottle opener so I can drink drive better.

I also met the man who imported my Corvette into the country and did the left-hand drive to right-hand drive conversion.

Also there is a club member there called Wombat and somebody said Wombo at one point.


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 11:43:09 [Preview] No.322222 del
Having a glass of Barossa shiraz I fortuitously saved lave night.

I had a can of XXXX Gold at the football club.


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 11:44:39 [Preview] No.322223 del
>>322222
What's shiraz taste like?


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 11:44:46 [Preview] No.322224 del
I did 130km/h through traffic up the Nepean highway after a rage wage today
Felt good


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 11:46:38 [Preview] No.322225 del
>>322224
Based.


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 11:48:51 [Preview] No.322226 del
>>322223
spicy gcuddles


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 11:49:30 [Preview] No.322227 del
(1.58 MB 4032x3024 IMG_1367.jpg)


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 11:49:41 [Preview] No.322228 del


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 11:50:25 [Preview] No.322229 del
>>322223
slightly pepper, spice, and juicy red fruit


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 11:50:29 [Preview] No.322230 del
>>322227
Pretty noice.
Is that two bottle openers?


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 11:51:50 [Preview] No.322231 del
>>322229
>>322226
More on the dry side?


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 11:52:35 [Preview] No.322232 del
Imagine flooring it round a corner in lizbef with the windows down and the music up in a corvette.
Makes me wanna finance a decent car and chuck in some decent audio for that deadshit lebbo drug dealer aesthetic drive


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 11:52:47 [Preview] No.322233 del


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 11:53:11 [Preview] No.322234 del
>>322230
I think one is technically for punching holes in soup cans.


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 11:53:32 [Preview] No.322235 del
>>322233
I don't think I'd like it then. Thanks for answer my questions.


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 11:54:21 [Preview] No.322236 del
>>322235
Pink Moscato is probably your NEET drink.


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 11:55:11 [Preview] No.322237 del
>>322236
I prefer normal moscato, I had a bottle of it this afternoon.


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 11:56:55 [Preview] No.322238 del
>>322237
Tempranillo is a lighter Spanish red you might like. In addition to drinking it straight, they also use it as the base for sangria.


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 11:57:51 [Preview] No.322239 del
Wine state.


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 11:58:07 [Preview] No.322240 del
>>322238
Noted, I'll look into it. I was checking out the sangria selection at Dan's today.


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 11:58:51 [Preview] No.322241 del
>>322240
The cheap ones are good. I can't remember the names. It's like a gentlemans goon. Tastes good.


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 11:58:59 [Preview] No.322242 del
>>322195
if he's not dead, he's in jail


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 11:59:57 [Preview] No.322243 del
The typical nightly cocktail of psychoactive sedatives are down the hatch.


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 12:06:28 [Preview] No.322244 del
https://www.news.com.au/sport/afl/former-magpies-cheer-squad-leader-joffa-corfe-condemned-by-club-over-tweet/news-story/91af96aea2f52cfd16939ac5e01afc39
>On Tuesday night, Corfe posted “Get rid off all Indian workers in aged care might be a start” with Twitter users calling for the high profile fan to remove the post.


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 12:06:44 [Preview] No.322245 del
hih i hi


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 12:08:12 [Preview] No.322246 del
Wombong, thought you might get a minor cackle out of this.
Logged into a customers Citrix server / instance today investigating an issue that began 15/02. Here I find these word docs.
Issue was lapse in data overnight, beginning on the aforementioned date.
Looks to me like a former employee has done the needful.
Had a good time investigating and raising this as a Jira issue. Made my day.


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 12:14:07 [Preview] No.322247 del
>>322246
That is quite amusing.


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 12:14:26 [Preview] No.322248 del


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 12:17:43 [Preview] No.322249 del


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 12:19:55 [Preview] No.322250 del
>>322246
lol cause its eom


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 12:23:41 [Preview] No.322251 del
horny


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 12:24:53 [Preview] No.322252 del


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 12:37:00 [Preview] No.322253 del
yes


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 12:46:38 [Preview] No.322254 del
NEETs are expanding at present


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 12:46:49 [Preview] No.322255 del
>>322221
He was given the knife first.
Now it's your turn to take the title of head Wombo.


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 12:48:53 [Preview] No.322256 del


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 12:52:08 [Preview] No.322257 del
Another night where I go to bed and can't sleep.


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 13:08:28 [Preview] No.322258 del
>>322257
You need alcohol, valium and seroquel.


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 13:14:45 [Preview] No.322259 del
Fuck a J.O.B tell em R.I.P


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 13:25:00 [Preview] No.322261 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=sWPdP2LyaLo [Embed]

55% yield!


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 13:27:57 [Preview] No.322262 del
Told my Dad and his wife that I'd been watching Taxi Driver (1976) on repeat and they gave a concerned laugh while me Nan had a proper chuckle and commented 'pretty violent film isn't it?'
Great dynamics

Night groolers


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 14:43:50 [Preview] No.322263 del
good morning NEETs


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 17:37:56 [Preview] No.322264 del
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Morning NEETums one and all. Have a happy day.

Rise and shine. There's shit to do!


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 18:27:59 [Preview] No.322265 del
Morning neets. Really shouldn't have had that binge last night.
>>322264
Morning neet


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 19:00:32 [Preview] No.322266 del
>>322264
>>322265
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 19:11:06 [Preview] No.322267 del
bitching fuck bitch


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 19:16:27 [Preview] No.322268 del
fucking bitch fuck


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 19:36:43 [Preview] No.322269 del
bitch fucking fuck


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 19:47:34 [Preview] No.322270 del
fucking bitch tits


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 20:02:42 [Preview] No.322271 del
I have tried the caro. The first thing I noticed was that it was really weak. I used the same amount I would for coffee, which was not enough. You need a massive heaped spoon of it.

I did not love it, but I didn't hate it either. I am going to have it half and half with coffee to wean myself off the caffeine. Eventually I will just be having caro and then I will decide if I will continue drinking caro or just not drink anything.


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 20:03:25 [Preview] No.322272 del
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MLÍKO MLÍÍČKO
MLÍČŇÁKY MUMUMUMULÍÍKO
CUCUCUUCUCUCUCUCUCUCUCUC


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 20:15:36 [Preview] No.322273 del
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>>322266
>>322265
>>322264
>>322263
Good morning friends.
My alarm went off and Monaro started up some conversation about a dream, I think. Then ProteinNEET text me like 8 times asking for my bank details asap. Had no milk so I went to HJs and the cunts charge $5 for a coffee. Called ProteinNEET on the way who had just had 4 lines of coke, or what he called coke. Been waiting about three years to get paid back and he decides he needs to do it now.
Fucking hell, not a good start.


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 20:18:35 [Preview] No.322274 del
>>322273
Good morning my friend.


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 20:18:51 [Preview] No.322275 del
>>322273
How much does ProteinNEET owe you?


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 20:22:33 [Preview] No.322276 del
>>322273
>Fucking hell, not a good start
It all seems pretty minor. You need to relax.


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 20:24:04 [Preview] No.322277 del
>>322274
Morning.
>>322275
3300, I sold him a car and paid his rent a couple times.
>>322276
I've had a coffee now, it's okay.
But I feel like going back to sleep.


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 20:28:09 [Preview] No.322278 del
Mongendings.
Slightly (read: decently) hungover. Gonna go to maccas and be even more late to the wage. Then I'm gonna make myself a shitty wage coffee and go out for a smoke and then a wage poo, making myself effectively almost an hour late.

The chit chatting pajeets will silently judge me, and I will silently imagine myself beheading them for using the phrase "today morning".
Today morning I don't give a fuck. Today morning I should just be working from home like every other white collar faggot is.


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 20:29:26 [Preview] No.322279 del
>>322278
Just chuck a sicky. You want to.


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 20:31:14 [Preview] No.322280 del
>>322277
You were too generous to him. You are a soft touch.


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 20:41:20 [Preview] No.322281 del
mording
wroking from home
have no mondster


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 20:43:39 [Preview] No.322282 del
Maccas is fucking CLOSED


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 20:44:19 [Preview] No.322284 del
>>322282
which one?!


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 20:52:37 [Preview] No.322285 del
Found a Maccas
Having a dart in the drive thru line


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 20:53:49 [Preview] No.322286 del
>>322285
i am ordering pajeet maccas in a minute


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 20:57:39 [Preview] No.322287 del
>>322286
What ya getting? Got a large Big Mac meal with a late


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 21:00:13 [Preview] No.322288 del
>>322287
I got a sausage mcmuffin meal with a large OJ, an extra hash brown, and a large flat white.


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 21:01:04 [Preview] No.322289 del
$114.70 left of my HECS debt as of this morning.


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 21:02:20 [Preview] No.322290 del
In the waiting bay for a fucking coffee


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 21:04:04 [Preview] No.322291 del
>>322283
I hope they draw a rooster.


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 21:04:21 [Preview] No.322292 del
>>322281
Mornding


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 21:05:27 [Preview] No.322293 del
>>322282
They are sitting in there giggling and looking at you on the camera, recording you shouting profanities about pooing in the loo.


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 21:05:44 [Preview] No.322294 del
>>322285
That's illegal.


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 21:06:11 [Preview] No.322295 del
>>322289
Excellent work.


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 21:06:27 [Preview] No.322296 del
Overcast and very comfy today.
>>322289
Nice work mate.


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 21:08:17 [Preview] No.322297 del
>>322291
not a mallard?


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 21:18:11 [Preview] No.322298 del
Didn’t get any napkins
Used a face mask to wipe the Big Mac sauce off my face and hands


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 21:21:54 [Preview] No.322299 del
>>322168
>I like the client's horses.
Neigh!

>>322171
Interesting adventure.

>>322173
>I hope.
You need it!

>>322208
Wanking away the day from 9 to 5

>>322214
Release it!

>>322221
>a blade for stabbing boongs,
>so I can drink drive better.
What a kind gift.

>>322222
Digits of good luck.

>>322224
Zoom!

>>322227
Doesn't look too bad. Nice gift.

>>322236
It is the NEET drink.

>>322244
Based.

>>322273
>he decides he needs to do it now.
He knew you needed it!

>>322278
>Today morning I don't give a fuck. Today morning I should just be working from home like every other white collar faggot is.
Why are you going in every day? Can't they let you work from home.

>>322281
>have no mondster
Acquire some!

>>322289
Well done.

>>322262
>>322263
>>322264
>>322265
>>322266
>>322267
>>322268
>>322269
>>322270
>>322273
>>322274
>>322277
>>322278
>>322281
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 21:24:24 [Preview] No.322300 del
>>322299
Good morning TowerNEET.


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 21:24:33 [Preview] No.322301 del
>The penny-pinching billionaire 'behind biggest ever US tax scam': Prosecutors say Robert Brockman, 79, is faking dementia to avoid trial - as it's revealed he stayed in bulge hotels and ate frozen dinners despite being worth $7 billion
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9322081/Billionaire-charged-tax-fraud-scheme-accused-faking-dementia.html


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 21:26:51 [Preview] No.322302 del
>'Wait, what?' Louie Anderson's stunned reaction to Eddie Murphy's claim he was 'forced' to hire him for Coming To America because movie execs wanted a white cast member
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9321701/Louie-Anderson-surprised-Eddie-Murphy-claims-forced-hire-Coming-America.html


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 21:38:56 [Preview] No.322303 del
Makin' soup.


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 21:41:40 [Preview] No.322304 del
>>322303
what soup


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 21:44:19 [Preview] No.322305 del
>>322304
Chicken and vegetable.


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 21:44:23 [Preview] No.322306 del
>>322303
Hearty soup?


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 21:44:41 [Preview] No.322307 del
>>322300
Good morning NEET.


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 21:45:25 [Preview] No.322308 del
>>322306
Helen soup


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 21:48:54 [Preview] No.322309 del
>>322308
Make a good broth.


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 21:53:02 [Preview] No.322310 del
(4.26 MB 400x224 Simpsons.mp4)


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 21:58:58 [Preview] No.322311 del
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>>322310
The place is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed" and this sign says "Formerly Chuck's", which means that Chuck owned the place.


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 22:00:43 [Preview] No.322312 del
>>322311
the joke being the 'eed' in all three words
ie Chuck's Fuck & Suck


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 22:02:10 [Preview] No.322313 del
piss out my dick


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 22:04:04 [Preview] No.322314 del
woah


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 22:05:52 [Preview] No.322315 del
Massive wage woe
Why the fuck am I here


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 22:06:09 [Preview] No.322316 del
>>322310
It's just the flu.


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 22:06:41 [Preview] No.322317 del


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 22:06:57 [Preview] No.322318 del
>>322315
To keep Pajeet's projects running.


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 22:07:10 [Preview] No.322319 del
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>>322312
No, the sign clearly says "Sneed's Feed & Seed" and its followed by "Formerly" which means that "Chuck" was indeed the previous owner of the "Seed & Feed" store.


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 22:07:28 [Preview] No.322320 del
He’s wearing the hoodie again
Didn’t shoot me though


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 22:08:56 [Preview] No.322321 del
>>322320
Perhaps he's waiting for the big reveal?


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 22:09:58 [Preview] No.322322 del
Reveal my arse!


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 22:12:42 [Preview] No.322323 del
>>322315
For the love of the job.


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 22:14:38 [Preview] No.322324 del
What if Sneed had been Chuck's property before? But then slavery was abolished.
So it was "Chuck's Sneed" before


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 22:25:47 [Preview] No.322325 del
>>322322
Curtain reveal?


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 22:26:30 [Preview] No.322326 del
>>322320
why isn't his boss telling him to get that shit off his head?


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 22:27:59 [Preview] No.322328 del
(2.26 MB 640x352 Al3hvUH5.mp4)


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 22:28:34 [Preview] No.322329 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ZthU24VvF4c [Embed]


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 22:31:33 [Preview] No.322330 del
>>322328
Fuck. That would be horrible.


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 22:32:48 [Preview] No.322331 del
I am not fond of the French.


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 22:33:30 [Preview] No.322332 del
>>322330
I know right? I'm glad that I'm white.


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 22:37:46 [Preview] No.322333 del
>>322332
Did they say where it was?


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 22:39:40 [Preview] No.322334 del
>322328
Please spoiler such vids


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 22:39:50 [Preview] No.322335 del
>>322333
Probably Melbourne, kek.


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 22:42:46 [Preview] No.322336 del
>>322334
What needed to be censored there? God some of you are weak.


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 22:43:35 [Preview] No.322337 del
>>322333
It was a university in bolivia or somewhere. Kids wanting to attend some meeting in protest or something.


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 22:49:22 [Preview] No.322338 del
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how not to name your battery company


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 22:51:14 [Preview] No.322339 del
(58.26 KB 679x504 hmmmm.jpg)


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 22:52:50 [Preview] No.322340 del
>>322339
haha benis :----DDD


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 22:55:54 [Preview] No.322341 del


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 22:56:24 [Preview] No.322342 del
>>322339
Betterment of the cock at the detriment of the citizens.


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 22:58:36 [Preview] No.322343 del
yeah, nah


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 23:00:51 [Preview] No.322344 del
I want to slap my arse cheeks against another NEET's arse.


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 23:01:28 [Preview] No.322345 del
yooooooooooooo


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 23:06:23 [Preview] No.322346 del
>>322344
Big Clap.


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 23:11:02 [Preview] No.322347 del
>>322346
Clappers.


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 23:11:30 [Preview] No.322348 del
Fondle my balls, Dr. Rajeesh!


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 23:12:26 [Preview] No.322349 del
>>322348
Bulk billed fondling appointment.


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 23:13:12 [Preview] No.322350 del
>>322348
YAAAAAS


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 23:16:09 [Preview] No.322351 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=dl0Z5LY7LUQ [Embed]


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 23:18:33 [Preview] No.322352 del


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 23:20:28 [Preview] No.322353 del
FUCK YEAH SCOMO YOU MAD CUNT!!!


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 23:22:11 [Preview] No.322355 del
>>322353
YAAAAAAS


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 23:25:11 [Preview] No.322356 del
>>322353
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 23:31:39 [Preview] No.322357 del


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 23:32:46 [Preview] No.322358 del
>>322357
yooooooooooooooooo


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 23:34:24 [Preview] No.322359 del
Need to squirt but cannot leave lecture.


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 23:34:53 [Preview] No.322360 del
>>322359
Big gusher?


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 23:35:35 [Preview] No.322361 del
>>322360
It could be. It probably won't be.


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 23:48:43 [Preview] No.322362 del
(910.65 KB 1280x720 bKT4MkNDYHzC-nOF.mp4)


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 23:49:57 [Preview] No.322363 del
I hate excel. Hate it. The ‘begins with’ custom condition simply doesn’t work


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 23:51:46 [Preview] No.322364 del
Day 10 of nowank I think. Much more energetic. More alert and optimistic. I was in a rush this morning, so my hair is a mess and I'm not sure how well ironed my shirt is.
Got to go do something today, then I have the house to myself. Will be tough resisting then.


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 23:55:40 [Preview] No.322365 del
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this fake?


NEET 03/03/2021 (Wed) 23:59:53 [Preview] No.322366 del
>>322362
C L A P


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 00:01:02 [Preview] No.322367 del
>>322363
>'begins with’ custom condition
Is it a bool statement?


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 00:01:47 [Preview] No.322368 del
>>322364
>Got to go do something today,
Big task?


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 00:02:42 [Preview] No.322369 del
>>322362
>>322365
Are these the same?


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 00:02:57 [Preview] No.322370 del
>>322368
Nah, not really. Bit of a hassle but it'll be alright in the long run.


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 00:04:40 [Preview] No.322371 del


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 00:10:24 [Preview] No.322372 del
>>322370
Good luck.

>>322371
At least it didn't explode on impact during landing. Perhaps they need a bigger extinguisher.


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 00:12:16 [Preview] No.322373 del
A sir is trying to argue with the Math lecturer.

That 0 divided by something has something left afterwards. He believes that 6 x 0 != 0 because something is left after.


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 00:12:33 [Preview] No.322374 del
Regretting that longneck.
Wage hangovers are never fun


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 00:14:25 [Preview] No.322375 del
He has wasted 5 minutes.


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 00:14:54 [Preview] No.322376 del
>>322374
>Wage hangovers are never fun
Leads to rage that continues the cycle.


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 00:14:58 [Preview] No.322377 del
>>322373
Are you the third year Mathematics student? Wow if so.


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 00:17:26 [Preview] No.322378 del
>>322377
No. 2nd year CS student. Maths coded subject for CS with no prerequisites. Lecturer is saying that 0 is equal to null and he is arguing otherwise. He is still going on...


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 00:19:41 [Preview] No.322379 del
>>322378
Jesus. Why doesn't sir prove it to himself with a one liner? printf("%f\n", 0.0/6.0);


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 00:24:37 [Preview] No.322380 del
>>322379
Better yet, make the cunt do it on the whiteboard in binary.


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 00:25:04 [Preview] No.322381 del
>>322379
I left but Sir became enraged a friend told me. I will download the recording to keep.


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 00:27:09 [Preview] No.322382 del
>>322380
>Better yet, make the cunt do it on the whiteboard in curry.


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 00:29:25 [Preview] No.322383 del
>>322380
He was writing all this crap on the white board and once he stopped to reach his 'conclusion' the lecturer said "that's wrong" before he continued on with more crap. 2K wide screen filled with crap.


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 00:30:27 [Preview] No.322384 del
Irony was that he was writing it a circular pattern similar to his thought process. Wasted 20-25 minutes of Q and A time on this rant.


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 00:36:12 [Preview] No.322385 del
>>322384
Meanwhile every other student in the class who is paying for that time (deferred or otherwise) has their time wasted.


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 00:37:11 [Preview] No.322386 del
0.999... == 0


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 00:37:57 [Preview] No.322387 del
0.999... == 1


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 00:38:23 [Preview] No.322388 del
>>322386
That concept is fine for a lot of things, what Sir was doing is fundamentally wrong.


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 00:38:47 [Preview] No.322389 del
>>322388
>>322387
lmao I didn't even notice


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 00:41:57 [Preview] No.322390 del
1/3 = 0.333...
0.333...*3 = 0.999...


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 00:56:27 [Preview] No.322391 del
Ancient Aliens S16E08 - The Space Travellers is now out on bittorrent. I expect all neets will be watching it today, even the wagie neets.


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 00:58:19 [Preview] No.322392 del
>>322391
this wagie will queue it up now


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 00:58:49 [Preview] No.322393 del
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What's worth ordering on ubereats, neets?


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 01:00:19 [Preview] No.322394 del
>>322393
nothing
it's very expensive and it's all just the same shit you could get in your car


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 01:03:09 [Preview] No.322395 del
>>322391
Actually got a can of lamb and I'm settling in to watch Aliens in Alaska. I'll let everyone know if just how shit it is.


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 01:03:34 [Preview] No.322396 del
Possum starred in a long-running Menulog television advertisement once.


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 01:03:50 [Preview] No.322397 del
>>322393
>>322394
You sometimes get less food if you order through uberEats sometimes, compared to pick-up.


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 01:04:13 [Preview] No.322398 del
*Pick up but order through the phone.


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 01:07:31 [Preview] No.322399 del
>>322397
>You sometimes get less food if you order through uberEats sometimes, compared to pick-up.
Yes, I have noticed that with places that you would normally eat in at. Where they'd give you a big plate of chips with your schnitzel or whatever, they give you a handful on ubereats.


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 01:07:38 [Preview] No.322400 del
>>322396
Was it the one with the white glove delivering his feed?


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 01:09:01 [Preview] No.322401 del
>>322399
What I don't understand why there isn't an app doing it for 10% or less commission for restraints and reasonable delivery fees. In the sense that I would give someone less food if I had to pay ubereats 33% on top of their fees.


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 01:09:14 [Preview] No.322402 del
>>322400
The one where he sits on a blinged out motorcycle and then flies in a private plane with a bed.


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 01:10:38 [Preview] No.322403 del
>>322402
I enjoyed that one.


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 01:12:30 [Preview] No.322404 del
>>322403
They play it like 5 times during that car show usually.


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 01:20:28 [Preview] No.322405 del
>>322404
You should download the episodes and stream them during the appropriate time.


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 01:24:19 [Preview] No.322406 del
Smashing out the wage like a good little wagie.
Embrace the small wins.


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 01:26:21 [Preview] No.322407 del
(2.86 MB 4032x3024 IMG_4877.JPG)
UH UH UH UH
FLAVOURTOWN
FLAVOURTOWN


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 01:27:15 [Preview] No.322408 del
>>322407
NURO!!1!


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 01:28:25 [Preview] No.322409 del
>>322407
Good afternoon Nuro. It has been too long since our last stop to flavourtown.


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 01:28:32 [Preview] No.322410 del
>>322407
https://youtube.com/watch?v=XXSGV5wEv1o [Embed]


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 01:33:14 [Preview] No.322411 del
C++ coding subject comment for a second year subject
>When should we save files?


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 01:34:36 [Preview] No.322413 del
>>322407
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 01:43:17 [Preview] No.322414 del


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 01:44:56 [Preview] No.322415 del
>>322414
yooooooooooooooooooooo


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 01:50:40 [Preview] No.322416 del
>>322396
Maybe that's what he told his parents, but it was actually a long running porn series with a similar sounding title.


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 01:52:06 [Preview] No.322417 del
wooooah


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 01:53:04 [Preview] No.322418 del
AROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGER
I'm an oldy timey car


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 01:55:46 [Preview] No.322419 del
>>322415
sappening ?


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 01:58:36 [Preview] No.322420 del
Ok, the aliens in alaska thing is kinda lame, although it's still better produced than ancient aliens.


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 01:58:42 [Preview] No.322421 del
>>322416
Possum's Vile Ride


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 01:59:05 [Preview] No.322422 del
>>322420
does it have alien bobs and vagene?


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 01:59:55 [Preview] No.322423 del
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NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 02:01:18 [Preview] No.322424 del
>>322419
eating pringles


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 02:04:10 [Preview] No.322425 del
>>322424
not in our bed, I hope


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 02:05:01 [Preview] No.322426 del
>>322424
rainy day not much happening here might do a shop


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 02:05:48 [Preview] No.322427 del
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NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 02:06:17 [Preview] No.322428 del
>>322422
Not yet, and they're mostly interviewing fat middle aged women.


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 02:06:50 [Preview] No.322429 del
>>322428
Doesn't sound like my kind of thing.


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 02:08:18 [Preview] No.322430 del
Regretting that lamb.


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 02:08:25 [Preview] No.322431 del
>>322426
BAAAAAAAAAASED


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 02:08:35 [Preview] No.322432 del
>>322429
I'm pretty sure monk's into milfs.


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 02:08:41 [Preview] No.322433 del
opened some wine
contemplating starting the work task I have to do today


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 02:09:57 [Preview] No.322434 del
>>322433
mark it as done


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 02:10:57 [Preview] No.322435 del
>>322430
Your body needs it!


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 02:11:40 [Preview] No.322436 del
>>322426
Don't forget to ask neets if they need anything. Some neets these days are very inconsiderate, and get entire hauls without bringing anything back for the other neets.


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 02:12:04 [Preview] No.322437 del
>>322434
she wants a copy by close of business


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 02:15:15 [Preview] No.322438 del
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NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 02:15:31 [Preview] No.322439 del
>>322426
do gopro's do image stabilisation on the fly?


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 02:16:33 [Preview] No.322440 del
>>322437
Does she need it?


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 02:19:13 [Preview] No.322441 del
I’m doing fuck all at the wage
It’s pretty quiet
I’m ‘ricing’ my windows desktop


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 02:19:17 [Preview] No.322442 del
>>322440
I want it I, I need it, need it to make me feel heated
Shake it, can't take it, must break it
Break if off, yeah, what'd I say bitch?


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 02:20:42 [Preview] No.322443 del
>>322441
>I’m ‘ricing’ my windows desktop
Thicc 2D animated ladies?


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 02:20:59 [Preview] No.322444 del
>>322439
only the "black versions" have active optical image stabilization the cheaper silver ones do not


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 02:24:17 [Preview] No.322446 del
>>322444
thanks
does it actually work when you ride your bike, or is it better to stabilise in post-production?


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 02:25:17 [Preview] No.322447 del
>>322441
You should be watching the latest episode of ancient aliens. It will undoubtably be the central topic of conversation at the neet council tonight.


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 02:26:53 [Preview] No.322448 del
>>322446
turns out it works pretty good: https://youtube.com/watch?v=kqUVelrwDFA [Embed]


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 02:30:25 [Preview] No.322449 del
(6.69 MB 640x360 Info Creepin.webm)


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 02:38:11 [Preview] No.322450 del
>>322446
i have a hero 7 silver

its terrible when strapped to the bars of my bike

its great when i wear it on a sholder strap or helmet mount and my body does the dampening


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 02:38:57 [Preview] No.322451 del
So when is trump's inauguration going to start? I want to be able to message all the people who laughed at me and let them know how wrong they were.


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 02:41:24 [Preview] No.322452 del
>>322450
You just need to strap someone to the bars of your bike, and strap the camera to them. Even a small nocturnal marsupial would probably do the trick.


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 02:43:04 [Preview] No.322453 del
>>322449
B A S E D


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 02:43:22 [Preview] No.322454 del
>>322451
In the bag.


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 02:44:09 [Preview] No.322455 del
>>322450
What about those stabilising camera mounts?


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 02:45:46 [Preview] No.322457 del


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 02:53:48 [Preview] No.322458 del
>>322457
These are beautiful.


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 02:55:12 [Preview] No.322459 del
>>322456
He would have escaped better by pleading guilty without the newspaper article. But being on the sex offenders list would do him good.


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 02:59:18 [Preview] No.322460 del
Don't know much about whiskey but I'm betting it will never be opened.
>A Gold Coast bottle shop has sold a bottle of whiskey for almost $10,000. (9News)
https://www.9news.com.au/national/mermaid-waters-dan-murphys-sells-rare-bourbon-whiskey-for-9500/2d7f1270-be94-4ffc-a9f4-a64e14f600b6


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 03:03:31 [Preview] No.322461 del
>>322460
I can imagine the same.


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 03:03:40 [Preview] No.322462 del
>>322460
Or it has been opening, drunk, and replaced by cheap piss, and will now never be opened again, just sold and resold.


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 03:14:07 [Preview] No.322463 del
YYYYAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 03:16:39 [Preview] No.322464 del
YYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 03:17:31 [Preview] No.322465 del
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 03:20:14 [Preview] No.322466 del
Nothing is happening at the wage
I’m so stress free
I basically don’t have anything to do
I mean I could do some stuff, but nothing is urgent for a change
Feels weird


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 03:23:55 [Preview] No.322467 del
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https://youtube.com/watch?v=JvmwLRZOBH4 [Embed]


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 03:26:32 [Preview] No.322468 del


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 03:29:24 [Preview] No.322469 del
>>322466
>I mean I could do some stuff, but nothing is urgent for a change
Straight to the local afterwards?


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 04:08:11 [Preview] No.322470 del
Very unproductive day so far.


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 04:08:59 [Preview] No.322471 del
Possum once used a crate full of high priced, rare whiskey's to sharpen his tusks on


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 04:20:07 [Preview] No.322472 del
fuck yeah


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 04:32:49 [Preview] No.322473 del
>>322470
Is that bad?


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 04:59:59 [Preview] No.322475 del
ZZZZOOOWWW!!!


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 05:01:53 [Preview] No.322476 del
>>322475
yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 05:03:09 [Preview] No.322477 del
My good wage has gone to shit.


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 05:12:39 [Preview] No.322478 del


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 05:17:08 [Preview] No.322479 del
>>322478
shit my pants


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 05:19:32 [Preview] No.322480 del
>>322477
mine too
good thing i'm at home with a little bit of lunch wine left
fuckin heckers cant do incident analysis


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 05:21:25 [Preview] No.322481 del
>>322479
Isn't that good?


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 05:22:48 [Preview] No.322482 del
>>322478
>>322480
Because of cunts.


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 05:23:38 [Preview] No.322483 del
>>322482
you're one of them


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 05:27:36 [Preview] No.322484 del
>>322480
>fuckin heckers cant do incident analysis
Is this the same woman as yesterday?


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 05:28:26 [Preview] No.322485 del
>>322484
and two of her staff
or the experts at inland rail in queensland


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 05:29:58 [Preview] No.322486 del
>>322485
So there are now four people completing one (1) report. You, her and two other assisting staff?

That is incompetent.


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 05:32:12 [Preview] No.322487 del
>>322486
>incompetent.
I mean by the workshop standards.


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 05:33:43 [Preview] No.322488 del
>>322486
No, I just had to stop doing the one task she instructed me this morning to work on and nothing else, to put out the dumpster fire that popped up after lunch.


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 05:38:23 [Preview] No.322489 del
>tfw no video of sir arguing with the lecturer


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 05:41:00 [Preview] No.322490 del
I want to get hammered but tonight is a gym night.


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 05:41:28 [Preview] No.322491 del
>>322490
work out now for an hour and then get hammered


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 05:42:55 [Preview] No.322492 del
>>322489
probably caused something to divide by zero


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 05:48:20 [Preview] No.322493 del
>>322489
I listened to the rest of the lecture and Sir sounded very sad he was wrong.


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 05:50:34 [Preview] No.322494 del
>>322491
Too many people at this time of day. I'll drink tomorrow.


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 05:51:58 [Preview] No.322495 del
>>322493
I'm sure he'll fix that up with a complaint to the Dean and a new Sir lecturer.


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 06:01:33 [Preview] No.322496 del
>>322495
>a new Sir lecturer
I hope not. Teacher is currently white and that is nice.


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 06:03:07 [Preview] No.322497 del
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NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 06:10:21 [Preview] No.322498 del
>>322497
Looks legit.


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 06:14:01 [Preview] No.322499 del
Grand High Monk of Gooned NEET Mountain has returned to his fellow people.
Pretty fucking tired.
Wage was decent.
Having a goon.
Going out for dinner with my drinking buddies tonight.

Working on Monday for double pay. Pajeets software aint gonna support itself


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 06:15:42 [Preview] No.322500 del
>>322497
I dont know which regime acts more schizo, The dems or the ccp


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 06:20:53 [Preview] No.322501 del
>>322499
>Going out for dinner with my drinking buddies tonight.
Big night?


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 06:21:47 [Preview] No.322502 del
>>322497
Watched WALL-E earlier
that little shit fucked things up for all the poor Execs, they were living the dream everything handed to them, comfy chairs all the food they could eat or want, and then it was all ripped away from them sending them into a life of despair and gloom.


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 06:31:07 [Preview] No.322503 del
>>322502
>Watched WALL-E earlier
I liked that moofie.


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 06:33:46 [Preview] No.322504 del
Don't know what to do
Still haven't plugged in the speakers


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 06:34:17 [Preview] No.322505 del
>>322504
go bananas


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 06:36:08 [Preview] No.322506 del
Cigarettes and NEETium tea I guess.


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 06:36:26 [Preview] No.322507 del
>>322504
plug in the speakers then.


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 06:40:24 [Preview] No.322508 del
>>322503
I'll need to see an IMDB rating


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 06:43:09 [Preview] No.322509 del
>>322505
kek, good one neet


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 06:43:58 [Preview] No.322510 del
>>322508
8.4/10


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 06:45:20 [Preview] No.322511 del
(52.92 KB 640x489 currry stink.jpg)


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 06:46:34 [Preview] No.322512 del
>>322299
>two morning (You)'s
plus a few extras.
Thank you.


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 06:49:50 [Preview] No.322513 del
Had a (1) protein shake followed by two (2) pork sausages and four (2+2) eggs.
Entering a food coma. Got stuff I need to do but I am not sure if I can manage at this point.


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 06:49:50 [Preview] No.322514 del
Gday Gents

Its hard keeping the balls up in the air. It's okay to feel fatigue after forward momentum. Nothing is for free! Don't despair when life gets hard, that just means that God fears your progress. Keep the faith, make the little gains. They add up.

Take the time if you need it, in order to pause, consider, calibrate, reassess or otherwise process whatever is causing you to falter. Plan, Conceive, Execute. Like COURAGE WOLF infers, you're no good to anyone broken. You don't have to break, disconnect or shut down. Its okay to seek community. Churches as a last resort.

Im 5 double Nelson counties in, and have 10 cc and drys lines up. Small bag of mind bender. Gonna boong it hard tonight. Big day tomorrow, zero fucks given.


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 06:50:04 [Preview] No.322515 del
>>322336
Violence and disaster.


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 06:50:33 [Preview] No.322516 del
>>322512
I was waiting all day.


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 06:50:45 [Preview] No.322517 del
>>322514
Picrel


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 06:50:50 [Preview] No.322518 del
>>322511
Pajeets need to wash.


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 06:51:08 [Preview] No.322519 del
>>322513
You have the need to feed.


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 06:53:29 [Preview] No.322520 del
>>322514
I approve of this post.
Enjoy the boongery.


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 06:53:36 [Preview] No.322521 del
>>322483
I dislike baseless accusations.


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 06:56:11 [Preview] No.322522 del
>>322516
You got up too late.. and go to bed too early.


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 06:57:59 [Preview] No.322523 del
>>322514
>Take the time if you need it, in order to pause, consider, calibrate, reassess or otherwise process whatever is causing you to falter.


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 06:58:07 [Preview] No.322524 del
>>322519
Not any more I don't.
I most certain retain the need to BREED though.


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 07:00:07 [Preview] No.322525 del
Farkin rooted. Was 0.035 when I left for work today. Was in a weird mood all day, a positive one though. My body was tired but my mind was active and feeling ok. Was pretty social too.
I'm tired and energetic, why does this happen to me when I don't get enough sleep?
The alcohol and pill habit might have something to do with it.


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 07:00:26 [Preview] No.322526 del
>>322521
i've analyzed your posts


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 07:01:28 [Preview] No.322527 del


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 07:02:05 [Preview] No.322528 del
>>322525
When are you seeing the psychiatrist?


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 07:03:15 [Preview] No.322529 del
>>322527
suck my dick


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 07:04:11 [Preview] No.322530 del


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 07:04:26 [Preview] No.322531 del
In the modern Gen, Nuro and Mongaro are now in the middle to high tier of NEET.
I just don't know why we bother.


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 07:09:16 [Preview] No.322532 del
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>>322520
Our hands tell the story

>>322523
Cant not be done. Truth be told im letting the piss fuck all my shit sideways. Im due to ear bash a padre soon. 2020 was cunted.

>>322525
Sleep deprivation, hangover/pill withdrawal and such, is literally an altered state of consciousness. It isn't all bad, it allows you to challenge your comfort zone. You should learn to be comfortable in uncomfortable situations, its arguably the key life skill of an Australian. That and humour.


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 07:09:45 [Preview] No.322533 del
>>322531
Who is nuro?


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 07:10:05 [Preview] No.322534 del
>>322532
>piss fuck all my shit
Get it together.


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 07:10:43 [Preview] No.322535 del
I just dropped a monster shit. It got a bit messy so I had a shower afterwards. It took an enormous amount of toilet paper so I flushed midway through and again at the end to avoid any trouble.
I feel very refreshed.


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 07:11:33 [Preview] No.322536 del
>>322535
Thank you for letting us know.


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 07:13:27 [Preview] No.322537 del
>>322533
Someone who died a long time ago.


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 07:13:29 [Preview] No.322538 del
>>322534
im trying man


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 07:13:37 [Preview] No.322539 del
pee pee on the poo poo


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 07:14:20 [Preview] No.322540 del
>>322538
That's still not a bulge harness pic.


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 07:14:58 [Preview] No.322541 del
>>322537
This meme is no good.


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 07:15:22 [Preview] No.322542 del
>>322536
I'm sorry I didn't take a photo.


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 07:16:28 [Preview] No.322543 del
>>322540
You motherfucker, you have me bang to rights. Wasn't the day for it.


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 07:18:20 [Preview] No.322544 del
>>322543
I'll have you banged left as well.


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 07:18:44 [Preview] No.322545 del
>>322544
You don't have the stamina.


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 07:20:43 [Preview] No.322546 del
HP sort of on at 7.30 7mate HD


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 07:24:31 [Preview] No.322547 del
>>321554
Hello.
>>321556
Hey mate how have you been? It usually takes 2 days or so for soreness to go away for me.
>>321566
I haven't lifted since I went that night.
>>321613
hahhahahahahahaha.
>>321636
Nah, the idea of paying for sex doesn't sit right with me.
>>321890
KILL EM WEBBY
>>321933
I vaguely remember you, hello.
>>322027
You should ask him if he's every been to Guangzhou (a city in China).
>>322030
I have, it's okay, less alcoholic and sweeter than most red wine I've had, the hangovers aren't great but not terrible.
>>322116
I remember that post.
>>322221
>it has a cork screw and a bottle opener so I can drink drive better.
Looool.
>>322514
>Nelson county
I used to drink that stuff.
21 degrees today in Shitbourne, spent the great deal of the last 48 hours skitzing out about all kinds of things, not very pleasant, I went into uni for the first time today which was pretty overwhelming, I would talk to some of the people there but I just don't know what to say, going to do the assigned readings now and then maybe go to the gym.


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 07:29:56 [Preview] No.322548 del
>>322547
> 2 days
I'm feeling better in my hip.
It's more that these things are reoccurring more and more often, without anything strenuous.
Gets me a bit down.
>>322547
>Guangzhou
I had a lecturer from there, she was a pretty cool lady.
I shared a joint with her when I graduated.
>>322547
>not very pleasant
Sorry to hear that mate.


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 07:31:41 [Preview] No.322549 del
>>322547
Hello Spergo. Good luck with Uni. You will settle into it in time.


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 07:34:14 [Preview] No.322550 del
Getting $250 Cenno bonus in the bank account tomorrow.


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 07:35:11 [Preview] No.322551 del
>>322535
Well done.

>>322538
It's the thought that counts.


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 07:36:00 [Preview] No.322552 del
>>322547
>going to do the assigned readings now and then maybe go to the gym.
Good luck.


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 07:36:36 [Preview] No.322553 del
>>322550
What are you going to do with it?


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 07:36:53 [Preview] No.322554 del
Going to watch some stuff about the Essenes and contemplate the tragedy that Yaldabaoth's creation has evolved to.
There is none before me.
What a fucking joke.


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 07:37:09 [Preview] No.322555 del
>>322553
Add it to the savings.


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 07:37:55 [Preview] No.322556 del
>>322554
>Yaldabaoth
Just another name and face of Satan. Beware!


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 07:38:45 [Preview] No.322557 del
>>322548
>I'm feeling better in my hip
Good to hear mate.
>I had a lecturer from there, she was a pretty cool lady. I shared a joint with her when I graduated.
Sounds interesting, I was referring about that old post from back in the /aus/ of that Bug guys saying his parents are sending him to China.
>Sorry to hear that mate.
Thanks for saying that.
>>322549
Hello, how have you been?
>Good luck with Uni. You will settle into it in time.
I fucking hope I will.
>>322552
>Good luck.
Thanks NEET.


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 07:40:07 [Preview] No.322558 del
>>322556
That's the point.
The creator was a mistake and the creation is a vile representation of what it should be.


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 07:41:00 [Preview] No.322559 del
>>322557
>his parents are sending him to China.
Was that on /aus/?
I remember him, I have his passport on my old laptop.
Pretty sure that was 'Nisem' and he was just a 4chan drop in.


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 07:42:25 [Preview] No.322560 del
>>322555
Good choice.


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 07:43:56 [Preview] No.322561 del
up ya bum!


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 07:45:40 [Preview] No.322562 del
>>322559
Yeah that was the one. I remember he was really weird, even by our standards.


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 07:47:58 [Preview] No.322563 del
>>322559
Sometimes I wonder if the Nisem character is the same guy playing Bust a Nut Guy.


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 07:49:18 [Preview] No.322564 del
What happened to monash uni neet?


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 07:51:23 [Preview] No.322565 del
hello cumbots


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 07:52:45 [Preview] No.322566 del
>>322562
Yeah, there was another one like that who used to post on 4chan just before him too that was very similar.
>>322563
They share a lot in common.
I think they're different people as there are photos of both (that may be falsehoods) floating around.


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 07:52:55 [Preview] No.322567 del
I am almost finished reading Adult Children of Emotionally Immature Parents.

It has given me a lot of food for thought. It has explained a lot about myself and the situation I am in.

A valuable read.


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 07:55:17 [Preview] No.322568 del
>>322566
>there are photos of both
I would not trust the photo of Bust a Nut Guy. The "Ian" identity. I think Nisem was who he said he was though. I saw a video of him getting his dick sucked by a tranny. There was another guy there too.


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 07:56:36 [Preview] No.322569 del
>>322565
Hey cum guzzler.


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 07:56:54 [Preview] No.322570 del
>>322567
Can you record it in audiobook form for us?


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 07:57:23 [Preview] No.322571 del
>>322558
I don't know what that means but it sounds heretical. Be careful.


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 07:58:48 [Preview] No.322572 del


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 07:59:09 [Preview] No.322573 del
>>322567
Very positive to hear you enjoyed it.


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 07:59:57 [Preview] No.322574 del


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 08:00:25 [Preview] No.322575 del
RACE WAR


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 08:00:54 [Preview] No.322576 del
>>322573
>enjoyed
I don't think that is the right word.


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 08:01:31 [Preview] No.322577 del
chicken loaf


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 08:01:48 [Preview] No.322578 del
>>322576
yes it is


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 08:02:20 [Preview] No.322579 del
Drank almost all this goon bottle before dinner and drinks.


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 08:03:06 [Preview] No.322580 del


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 08:07:11 [Preview] No.322581 del
>>322576
You should take solace in the fact I found it on Tiktok.


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 08:07:28 [Preview] No.322582 del
>>322579
Your body needed it!


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 08:08:31 [Preview] No.322583 del
>>322581
*tickles*


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 08:18:14 [Preview] No.322584 del
I srsly don't understand how you can want to fuck Asians and then start a family with an Asian.
When I look at an Asian's face right after masturbating, I wonder to myself how on Earth their facial features evolved. Lots of fat padding, flat as fuck, epicanthic folds, wide flat nose that looks like a nigger or a monkey's with gaping nostrils, extremely neotenous, sickly yellow skin tone that is pale without being rosy from blood vessels under the skin. When I see an Asiatic person, I automatically race them before I know their name or anything about their character, and if I continue talking to them I forevermore know them as "that chink". This is subconscious and I'm pretty sure basically everyone does it with people who can't present as their race. Mixed-race couples are absolutely mental illness tier, at least when you are in love with a white woman you will think of her as being Hannah, Ling Ling will always be a raced gook dog alien who is oh so exotic and chinky no matter how much you get to know her or appreciate her character. And that's assuming you can even feel her mind (as Rudyard Kipling said), which is highly doubtful, these boomers I see walking around with their 4'11 Filipina wives and mongrel children in the supermarket don't share a shred of racial soul with their partners at all. How anyone could ever do that while being capable of thinking and feeling beyond cooming is beyond me.


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 08:22:56 [Preview] No.322585 del
>>322581
You are not the NEET that posts that vile elf girl are you?


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 08:28:42 [Preview] No.322586 del


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 08:31:26 [Preview] No.322587 del
>>322585
No, that is me.
Olive's cosplays are mostly cat themed more so than elf themed but her recent stuff has been elf based.


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 08:31:32 [Preview] No.322588 del
>>322538
Welcome back Normie.


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 08:32:08 [Preview] No.322589 del
>>322586
I think I got that from kohl.
I don't know why but I found it hilarious.


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 08:32:29 [Preview] No.322590 del
>>322585
Tiktok use is pretty common.
I see people on the train and at uni using it all the time.


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 08:40:24 [Preview] No.322591 del
>>322567
opening doors in your mind is a wonderful experience. You realise that not many ppl will do this at all.

In fact I recently mused that many ppl are stuck in high school, effectively.


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 08:41:29 [Preview] No.322592 del
>>322590
>Tiktok
vile


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 08:41:35 [Preview] No.322593 del
>>322591
Cruisey always asks me to dress up in my old High School uniform.


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 08:48:23 [Preview] No.322594 del
>imagining nuro in his catholic uniform


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 08:49:44 [Preview] No.322595 del
>>322584
Bug people have some kind of empathy deficit. That part of their brain is just underdeveloped or something. When you put that together with a chink empathizing with someone that doesnt look like them you can't expect them to do anything other than exploit the person.

Seeing boomer whites with chinks and knowing that the chinks are using the dumbshits to import their family and collect the inheritance is one of the most sickening things i regularly see in the city. when you talk to them its all about cooking and sex. They have no credibility and no right to respect. IMHO.


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 08:50:18 [Preview] No.322597 del
This one is for Webby


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 08:52:08 [Preview] No.322598 del
>>322593
You did look good in that blue skirt to be honest.


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 08:53:15 [Preview] No.322599 del
>>322594
Last one


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 08:55:48 [Preview] No.322600 del
>>322588
Nice proxy


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 08:56:37 [Preview] No.322601 del
>>322597
>>322596
>>322599
I'd like to make it clear that this neet is not the neet that posts Olive videos.


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 08:58:57 [Preview] No.322602 del
ABSEIL = BEST NEET


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 08:59:30 [Preview] No.322603 del
>>322599
At least it had a happy ending.


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 09:05:06 [Preview] No.322604 del
Add salt to your canned soups.


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 09:06:39 [Preview] No.322605 del
>>322603
I liked that part the most.


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 09:11:14 [Preview] No.322606 del
>>322602
He's not a Neet, he's not even an original meme.


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 09:12:44 [Preview] No.322607 del
>>322606
A lot of jealousy in this post.


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 09:14:29 [Preview] No.322608 del
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Lateposting because alcolol

>>322544
Don't try it, i have the high ground

>>322547
I don't pay for it. Ever.
Also Nelson county is breddy gud. Like mercury. Good luck at uni

>>322551
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ujxirrigR4k [Embed]

>>322602
Not true.


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 09:19:00 [Preview] No.322609 del
>>322608
>Not true.
Yes it is.


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 09:19:07 [Preview] No.322610 del
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>>322608
Pauline was right. What have we done?


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 09:19:38 [Preview] No.322611 del
>>322606
He's not a neet. He's a very naughty boy.


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 09:20:09 [Preview] No.322612 del
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NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 09:21:28 [Preview] No.322613 del
i hate women


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 09:22:34 [Preview] No.322614 del
>>322597
Energy drinks, goon, food. Is there anything our webby doesn't do? He is literally the john belushi of ausneets.


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 09:22:40 [Preview] No.322615 del
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>>322610
https://youtube.com/watch?v=bq6odCJ95_Y [Embed]


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 09:22:56 [Preview] No.322616 del
>>322614
webby is based


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 09:27:00 [Preview] No.322617 del
nap/sleep


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 09:32:06 [Preview] No.322618 del
I have done very little today. Hopefully tomorrow is better. I am off to the gym in about 20 minutes. Should be a nice straight forward session.


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 09:36:31 [Preview] No.322619 del
>>322610
>What have we done?

Not stood up to the gloabal homo and told them to fuck off , then and only then will it stop


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 09:38:08 [Preview] No.322620 del
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>>322618
Have a good lift neet.


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 09:40:23 [Preview] No.322621 del
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>fuck yeah


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 09:41:53 [Preview] No.322622 del
>>322619
Evening Nuro.


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 09:42:28 [Preview] No.322623 del
>>322617
Good sleep/nap NEET. Nap/sleep tight.


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 09:44:20 [Preview] No.322624 del
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>>322619
https://youtube.com/watch?v=cJZ_ViDADOE [Embed]

G'day Nuro


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 09:44:47 [Preview] No.322625 del
>>322619
Will really stop globohomo Nuro?


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 09:46:49 [Preview] No.322626 del
>>322624
It must escaped his arse. I wonder if that fart was like that NEETs farts that wake him up.


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 09:48:49 [Preview] No.322627 del
>>322626
Not that neet but I had that happen once.


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 09:49:26 [Preview] No.322628 del
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>>322618
>I have done very little today. Hopefully tomorrow is better.

Today i...

- washed the sheets and vacuumed my room
- washed clothes
- did the bins
- installed a remote controlled RGB LED in my ceiling fan and its awesome mood lighting
- drove the lancia
- did a big shop
- washed the lancia
- started to purge the old fuel tank and lines and start my carburetor rebuild
- charged the main battery after too much cranking lately
- finally put new phono wires in the turntable
- finally got rid off the ground loop and noise
- had an awesome listening session
- pizza in oven

$$UCCSE$$


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 09:49:40 [Preview] No.322629 del
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https://youtube.com/watch?v=ns82tHhJOr0 [Embed]

A decent modern take.

But if you want a modern war song? This might tickle your fancy; https://youtube.com/watch?v=iIRdw4t8uHQ [Embed]


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 09:50:33 [Preview] No.322630 del
>>322620
Cheers m8, I'll do an extra rep for you on the last set of each lift.


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 09:52:08 [Preview] No.322631 del
>>322628
Based and kino day. Are you still working?
You're going in later and working less days.


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 09:52:33 [Preview] No.322632 del
>>322628
I hope you got rid of those chink tubes for some russian ones.


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 09:57:02 [Preview] No.322633 del
>>322586
I thought I had seen it before.


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 09:57:20 [Preview] No.322634 del
>>322628
Sounds like a great day Nuro. Well done.


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 10:03:58 [Preview] No.322635 del
Just watched this, took me over an hour because I kept getting in to heated arguments with Monaro about God.
Must've paused it at least 20 times.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=eViaYBU5PkU [Embed]


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 10:05:14 [Preview] No.322636 del
I keep imagining the smell of freshly cooked pancakes. Thinking about a late night macca's run to get some hotcakes.


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 10:06:19 [Preview] No.322637 del
>>322626
Garlic is deadly, man.

>>322628
Nice one.

Also, im out. Grogs caught up to me.

Have a good one NEETS, I have to cease the rapid fire boongery. Its untenable.


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 10:06:42 [Preview] No.322638 del
>>322631
Yes.
>>322632
>russian tubes
your knoledge is shit i want some matched pair GE old stock
>>322634
thank you it was a good day, my lack of progress had been doing my head in and then boom! got it all done in one day

working tommorrow on some eebs, had a telehealth apointment today, got some cody, got paid, got a 3 day weekend ahead... fuck yeah.


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 10:06:51 [Preview] No.322639 del
>>322636
I to have been thinking feed. I am resisting the need for feed.


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 10:08:59 [Preview] No.322640 del
>>322636
I don't think they do breaky at night.


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 10:09:46 [Preview] No.322641 del
>>322619
Nuro stood up a homo at the globe hotel once.


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 10:10:18 [Preview] No.322642 del
I had a packet of chips when I come home. It is all I have had today.


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 10:10:41 [Preview] No.322643 del
>>322629
Did you kill anyone when you were in the army?


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 10:12:44 [Preview] No.322644 del


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 10:14:59 [Preview] No.322645 del
>Still waiting for trump to get re-inaugurated today


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 10:18:19 [Preview] No.322646 del
for many years, the name of the composer "debussy" was not funny. now it is very funny


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 10:18:58 [Preview] No.322647 del
>>322643
I bet he killed nuro. He was probably part of the crashed saucer recovery special forces unit, and was ordered to silence nuro when he learned The Truth About UFOs.


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 10:19:27 [Preview] No.322648 del
>>322635
First step in the right direction.


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 10:19:49 [Preview] No.322649 del
>>322642
Um... Yeah... That's not enough.


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 10:20:29 [Preview] No.322650 del
Good night NEETs. Sleep well.


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 10:22:28 [Preview] No.322651 del
>>322645
He better Alex Jones has a new line of Trump vitamin pills about to go online to sell to his sheep.


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 10:23:54 [Preview] No.322652 del
>>322651
>sheep
*Supporters


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 10:25:43 [Preview] No.322653 del
>>322652
>Supporters
*sheep


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 10:28:44 [Preview] No.322654 del
>>322653
Don't talk about nuro that way.


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 10:29:29 [Preview] No.322655 del


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 10:31:00 [Preview] No.322656 del
Can't decide whether I want to do a late night shopping run or go to sleep. Might try sleep, and if that doesn't work, shop.


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 10:31:06 [Preview] No.322657 del
>>322645
piss off Q Tard


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 10:34:45 [Preview] No.322658 del
>>322657
You were certain he was going to win.


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 10:37:29 [Preview] No.322659 del
Easy garden designs on pintrest look hard.


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 10:38:40 [Preview] No.322660 del
>>322659
Thinking of getting into gardening? you make me hard


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 10:40:32 [Preview] No.322661 del
>>322649
Having a pie with sauce.


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 10:40:57 [Preview] No.322662 del
>>322660
I've tried and failed.


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 10:41:52 [Preview] No.322663 del
>>322662
Well at least you tried.


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 10:43:46 [Preview] No.322664 del
>>322663
It's the organisational skills I lack.


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 10:45:41 [Preview] No.322665 del
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who else here /right wing extremist/?


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 10:45:57 [Preview] No.322666 del
>>322664
In what way? Just curious.


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 10:47:41 [Preview] No.322667 del
>>322665
I wonder how brightly you glow.


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 10:49:33 [Preview] No.322668 del
>>322666
I just rush things and don't stop to make sure things are done right.


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 10:52:58 [Preview] No.322669 del
There are more people at the gym than usual.
Weight room is quite busy.


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 10:55:39 [Preview] No.322670 del
Goodnight NEETs


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 10:56:12 [Preview] No.322671 del
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who else here /soldier of the Caucasus Emirate/?


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 10:57:18 [Preview] No.322672 del
>>322670
Night mate, they're cute.
I'm off too. Good night friends.


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NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 11:00:56 [Preview] No.322674 del
>>322658
he did win what the fuck are you talking about ?


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 11:01:12 [Preview] No.322675 del
>>322635
Your Monaro has seen that Satan has got a grip on you from these filthy YouTube videos you have been watching.


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 11:01:54 [Preview] No.322676 del
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>>322665
no asio no extremists here just clowns


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 11:02:03 [Preview] No.322677 del
>>322672
Good night my friend.


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 11:02:32 [Preview] No.322678 del
>>322670
Gook night.


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 11:04:01 [Preview] No.322679 del
>>322672
that image while trying to imitate BOBs devine message is inherrantly devoid of any SLACK


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 11:06:21 [Preview] No.322680 del
>>322674
That's why he's currently the president.


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 11:07:34 [Preview] No.322681 del
Craigs is shut and I’m not even home yet. I’ve got a can of warm beer in my pocket. I need to organise my boongery and plan for occasions like this.
Maybe pajeet can help me out


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 11:08:21 [Preview] No.322682 del
>>322635
Tfw gnostic ?


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 11:08:59 [Preview] No.322683 del
Craig has forsaken the young NEET tonight.


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 11:09:57 [Preview] No.322684 del
>>322683
Old mate supreet might come through with the standos yet


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 11:15:49 [Preview] No.322685 del
Supreet will save the NEET.


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 11:18:10 [Preview] No.322686 del
Wish I was using my time on earth to refine my soul. I’m a slave to the empty vices.


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 11:21:40 [Preview] No.322687 del
>>322680
no a legitimate election win was stolen from trump through massive election fraud brough to you by the same seep state that orchestrated sept 11th 2001

any more questions retard ?


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 11:24:33 [Preview] No.322688 del
Wonder what kind of hell my life will in my late thirties and onwards if I don’t change my trajectory. Most people have at least built something at that age, something to watch grow. I don’t think the life expectancy for long term single lonely blokes is too flash. I suppose most lower class people cark it pretty early.


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 11:27:26 [Preview] No.322689 del
>>322686
you need to get some good vices like me

>>322688
if you think its over now its really gonna be over by then lel


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 11:28:05 [Preview] No.322690 del
>>322687
He lost. Cope in whatever way you want.
>seep state


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 11:30:40 [Preview] No.322691 del
>>322689
You are almost in that stage of life. Throwing yourself into hobbies probably isn’t a bad way to cope.


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 11:31:52 [Preview] No.322692 del
>>322690
You cant loose if you have have unfairly cheated. Its simple as fuck.

Biden is literallya walking corpse and just reimplimenting all obamas shitty old policies. I hope you are happy. No body wins in this shit show now.


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 11:32:33 [Preview] No.322693 del
Buncha neets


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 11:32:57 [Preview] No.322694 del
>>322692
>he fell for the trump meme


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 11:33:58 [Preview] No.322695 del
T-Trump can still win, can't he?


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 11:34:25 [Preview] No.322696 del
>>322691
there is barely any coping fuckwit im not a millionare but i dont have anyshit dragging me into the grave either or any fucking women or children fucking my shit

get the fuck out of my business you contrarain fuckwit


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 11:35:16 [Preview] No.322697 del
Not sure how anyone could not end up jaded as fuck with drumpf past early 2017.


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 11:36:04 [Preview] No.322698 del
>>322696
Settle down there big fella.


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 11:36:31 [Preview] No.322699 del
>>322694
> fell

i still support trump 100%, while he has been keeping low the overton window has shifted back, people miss him, people are ralising how bad they were cheated


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 11:37:08 [Preview] No.322700 del
>>322698
cope
seethe
faglord


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 11:38:23 [Preview] No.322701 del
>>322699
Yeah, you fell for the Trump meme.
>>322700
You forgot dilate.


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 11:39:33 [Preview] No.322702 del
>>322696
You have a crippling lack of self awareness nuro


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 11:41:50 [Preview] No.322703 del
Supreet can wait. Got the last fifth of this goon bottle left.
That and the can should do me. Havin' a vali


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>>322695
>>322701

there was a period where the election outcome was uncertain and no one knew which way it was going to go for weeks

the real question is why the fuck are you still talking about trump ???

obsessed ???
bored ?

we all have moved on

>>322701
>>322702
ha. oh geeeeez....


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 11:43:50 [Preview] No.322705 del
>>322704
Put your flag back on numo.


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 11:46:53 [Preview] No.322706 del
The past 3 days I've spent my nights watching UFC music video remixes and drinking alcohol, fantasising about becoming a God of war and crushing my enemies in an arena of combat.
I love it. No sport comes close to it. I was never into footy, the finals are a bit exciting to watch but combat sports are on another level.
The irony is that I need to be intoxicated to be truly inspired to start my journey to world executive champion


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 11:51:26 [Preview] No.322707 del
>>322706
Monk you should start practicing martial arts. One of my mates was a massive bong lord that was always into ufc. We used to watch old ufc fights when we were baked. Lot of roof era overeem and lesnar fights.
Anyway 3-4 years he started going to a bjj dojo. Got addicted to it and completely changed his life around. He’s engaged now and competes in mma fights when he can. Some of his fights are on YouTube.


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 11:52:42 [Preview] No.322708 del
>>322705
why the fuck are you diggin at trump supporters ?

must be another bad home neet trying to start shit


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 11:52:58 [Preview] No.322709 del
>>322707
I don't think the UFC is ready for even 10% of Monk's power.


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 11:53:41 [Preview] No.322710 del
>>322707
That's awesome, that's what I've been thinking of fantasising of doing. I was making some decent beginner gains at the gym before I got on the valium. My plan was to get some strength behind me and then join a bjj/mma gym and learn to fight and shit.
Fuckin, did 21 days sober in October and its been a mess ever since. Thats my goal, when I get back on the straight and narrow, which is the primary goal.


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 11:53:56 [Preview] No.322711 del
>>322708
>must be another bad home neet trying to start shit
Stale meme. Put your flag back on numo.


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 11:54:55 [Preview] No.322712 del
>>322710
I hope you achieve it mate.


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 11:56:46 [Preview] No.322713 del
>>322711
bad home your home is bad


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 11:57:28 [Preview] No.322714 del
neeee


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NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 11:58:32 [Preview] No.322716 del
>>322710
Just start going now mate. Find a good dojo and 95% of them are supportive as fuck.I’ve been to his dojo on and off a few times. Even though I’m an obese deadshit even the chads were keen to roll with me and teach me shit. Way more girls than you would think go to dojo’s. you would make good mates who would support you in a non boong lifestyle piece of piss. I should really start going again.


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 11:58:39 [Preview] No.322717 del
Bad homes make great men.


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 12:00:15 [Preview] No.322718 del
I used to go to taekwondo but my instructor became very lazy


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 12:01:30 [Preview] No.322719 del
>>322717
bad homes make bitch ass niggers


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 12:01:55 [Preview] No.322720 del
>>322717
Based.
>>322716
An old mate of mine has an MMA studio now that I think about it, I might look into going myself.


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 12:02:15 [Preview] No.322721 del
NEET fight club.


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 12:09:33 [Preview] No.322722 del
NEET dojo commune in far north QLD


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 12:15:54 [Preview] No.322723 del
>>322710
Do it Monk. Get into it. Don't wait until you have your gains or are sober or whatever. They will take you as you are.


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 12:21:24 [Preview] No.322724 del
>tfw a bitch ass nigger


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 12:21:34 [Preview] No.322725 del
>>322723
>Do it Monk. Get into it. Don't wait until you have your gains or are sober or whatever.

Seems Doable


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 12:24:26 [Preview] No.322726 del
>>322723
Near brings a tear to my eye to read this. I shall investigate it.


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 12:24:51 [Preview] No.322727 del
>>322726
Good luck.


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 12:37:07 [Preview] No.322728 del
>tfw monk redemption arc set in motion


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 12:41:48 [Preview] No.322729 del
>>322563
>>322566
I reckon there's a possibility of that.
>>322608
>Also Nelson county is breddy gud. Like mercury. Good luck at uni
Thanks mate will do, yeah it's ok, my favourite bourbon and cola is still cougar though.
>>322696
Booze can put you in an early grave a lot more easily than you or I for that matter would like to think.
>>322707
>>322710
My mate knows a guy who used to be big into opiates, coke and MDMA who got clean and started doing MMA, apparently he now has a decent gf and works for his family's business.


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 12:52:37 [Preview] No.322730 del
The degenerate fights his way to freedom
The mediocore who has never suffered the pain of isolation is truly lost
We are the damned children of Dan destined to rise.


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 13:08:14 [Preview] No.322731 del
I just had some of those new Mango-flavoured Tim Tams. The first bite wasn't promising - I detected a faint unpleasantness in the mango flavouring. But as I ate more I came to enjoy it. White chocolate coating but a subtle and mellow white chocolate, none of the harsh sweetness you get with a lot of white chocolates. Very good, I will probably buy again.


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 14:37:46 [Preview] No.322732 del
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good morning NEETies
>go to sleep early
>miss all the good bants
feels bad man

>>322628
holy based, along with the lancia nuro is a man of culture
is that a pro-ject or a rega? and whats up with those thin ass wires going to the preamp?
>>322729
confirmed. i live in a nation of alcoholics


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 17:28:14 [Preview] No.322733 del
in danger of dropping out lads
failed some classes, retook them because i got a depressionberg medical certificate for them
the time i'm taking to complete the degree is too long, so my centrelink will get cut off while i continue to study, if i choose to finish this shit
can someone please shoot me in the face thanks


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 17:31:25 [Preview] No.322734 del
4:30 in the morning, time to start the day. Good morning neets.


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 17:41:00 [Preview] No.322735 del
>>322665
I'm a nice, reasonable centrist living in very unreasonable times.


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 18:33:23 [Preview] No.322736 del
Morning NEETums. Today will be a good day.


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 18:37:09 [Preview] No.322737 del
Neets, a couple of times a year I get an email from steam with an authentication code claiming that someone from some dodgy third world country has tried to log into my account, and that they used the correct password. Now I've changed the password to some unguessable line noise, but it keeps happening every now and again, and I wonder how the fuck they know the password. I'm a linux user and I doubt anyone has installed any sort of RAT or botnet on my pc, but what else could it be? And if they do have access to my machine, why can't they get access to my email account and grab the authentication code from steam? None of it makes any sense.


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 18:37:29 [Preview] No.322738 del
>>322736
Morning neet. What do you have planned?


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 18:40:44 [Preview] No.322739 del
>>322738
Im waging. Gonna get home early and avoid drugs and alcohol so I can give my body a break over the long weekend like a mad cunt.

What about you?


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 18:55:57 [Preview] No.322740 del
Going down to woolies to pick up some sausages and baked beans for brekkie. You neets need anything?


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 18:56:45 [Preview] No.322741 del
>>322740
Yeah, I need to add a couple hours more to the day.


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 19:44:12 [Preview] No.322742 del
>>322740
30 litres of soda water, bussy flavoured, please.


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 20:05:20 [Preview] No.322743 del
>>322742
And not the homebrand stuff, I can taste the difference.


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 20:14:42 [Preview] No.322744 del
>>322737
better shut down your steam account.


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 20:34:25 [Preview] No.322745 del
>>322679
>devoid of any SLACK
lol, coughed in my coffee


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 20:36:45 [Preview] No.322746 del
>>322732
thats just a project debut and those are new 35awg 4N pure silver phono wires i installed soldered directly to the cartridge

mate used own a rega plannar 3 with based RB300, he didnt offer me it when he upgraded, i was so salty


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 20:37:30 [Preview] No.322747 del
mordening all
4 day weekend for me
leftover pidser for breakky


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NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 20:38:56 [Preview] No.322750 del
>>322748
Bit of Crypto-Kikery for ya.


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 20:40:03 [Preview] No.322751 del
>>322731
I noticed that too at the start, like a fake mango scent.


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 20:41:01 [Preview] No.322752 del
>>322732
>nuro is a man of culture
You're not wrong.


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 20:41:17 [Preview] No.322753 del
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>>322734
Yes i was up today early

>>322736
Yes today will be a good day

>>322738
he is probably attempting to be based

>>322739
long weekend ?

>>322740
some bicarb soda thanks i forgot

>>322742
you are such a debussy

>>322747
morno

>>322748
stargate / 10

>>322749
good morning i hadnt got around to that, you pre-empted my morning !


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 20:42:02 [Preview] No.322754 del
There is blood in my urine. What do?


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 20:42:10 [Preview] No.322755 del
>>322739
Ah yeah.


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 20:43:06 [Preview] No.322756 del
>>322740
30kg of Italian biscuits please.


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 20:43:26 [Preview] No.322757 del
>>322754
put it back in


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 20:44:10 [Preview] No.322758 del
>>322747
>4 day
You're a lucky fella.


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 20:44:18 [Preview] No.322759 del
>>322740
72 litres of 98 octane please


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 20:45:23 [Preview] No.322760 del
>>322753
>you pre-empted my morning !
Hot!


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 20:46:35 [Preview] No.322761 del
>>322754
its probably nothing.


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 20:53:52 [Preview] No.322763 del
>>322746
nice, i got a debut carbon myself but i havent put on a record in like 2 months
prolly gonna sell it all off tbh


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 20:54:00 [Preview] No.322764 del
>>322656
I wonder what happened.

>>322667
kek

>>322672
Good diagram.

>>322676
The clown world.

>>322681
Sir will charge a pretty penny for it.

>>322695
In the bag.

>>322715
Well finished.

>>322718
Go on...

>>322728
>At midnight.
<Doubt.

>>322731
Your body needed it!

>>322733
You can get it extended but would need to present evidence of mental health issues. I would start seeing a psychologist as that type of evidence would help your claim.

>>322737
Are you using a similar permutation of the password?

>>322741
Let's hope you can get them.

>>322754
Keep an eye out for it tomorrow.

>>322650
>>322732
>>322734
>>322736
>>322738
>>322739
>>322741
>>322746
>>322747
>>322748
>>322749
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 20:56:04 [Preview] No.322765 del
>>322762
Your body needs it!


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 20:58:46 [Preview] No.322766 del
>>322762
that bitch fucking ugly


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 21:00:15 [Preview] No.322767 del
>>322766
i like her bobs


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 21:01:42 [Preview] No.322768 del
>'You can't make this stuff up': Outrage as eBay REMOVES listings for canceled Dr Seuss books 'because they glorify violence' but allows copies of Mein Kampf and Louis Farrakhan's books to be sold
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9326645/Ebay-BANS-people-reselling-six-offensive-Dr-Seuss.html


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 21:02:47 [Preview] No.322769 del
>>322763
do you own many records ?


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NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 21:03:27 [Preview] No.322771 del
>>322764
well caught up


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 21:04:12 [Preview] No.322772 del
>>322766
she is getting chubby


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 21:06:07 [Preview] No.322773 del
>>322769
about 60 of them
half of that i bought new and played maybe twice or thrice.


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 21:08:05 [Preview] No.322774 del
>Islamaphobes arrested for allegedly threatening to blow up mosques in Christchurch on the anniversary of the March 15 massacre after making posts on 4chan 'eerily similar' to mass murderer Brenton Tarrant
>>Two men who used 4chan to threaten to blow up a mosque on the anniversary of the Christchurch massacre have been arrested.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9324855/Skinheads-charged-planning-blow-mosques-Christchurch.html


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 21:11:32 [Preview] No.322775 del
>>322774
I wonder how long it will be before some of the heads of these groups in AU/NZ are exposed as intelligence operatives? Like the way several of the groups in the US just happened to have "ex" FBI guys leading them.


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 21:13:58 [Preview] No.322776 del
>>322774
retards. youre supposed to announce it after you do it


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 21:14:07 [Preview] No.322777 del
>‘MOVE IMMEDIATELY’: Tsunami warning from three massive quakes
>https://www.news.com.au/technology/environment/earthquake-strikes-te-araroa-in-new-zealands-north-island/news-story/7eda4f4d568165320b6c817646df2007
If you have any friends in new zealand who can't swim, it's time to text them a goodbye message, the whole country is about to be atlantis'd.


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 21:14:16 [Preview] No.322778 del
>>322775
>"ex" FBI guys leading them.
I thought that guy was a current agent? Did they confirm otherwise at court?


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 21:14:24 [Preview] No.322779 del
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>>322773
im about 100 all seconds only bought a few new.

the project is a piece of shit tho the AC motor is very noisy, hums like you wouldnt beleive, yours may be the DC motor and hence better

i also own a numark TTX its actually all metal direct drive and incredible heavy and silent but its broken at the moment,


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 21:16:59 [Preview] No.322780 del
>>322778
Depends which group you're talking about. I put "ex" in quotes because we all know that's BS.


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 21:17:52 [Preview] No.322781 del
>>322777
>it's time to text them a goodbye message, the whole country is about to be atlantis'd.
Win some, lose some.


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 21:18:34 [Preview] No.322782 del
>>322779
I have two Technics 1210 mk5's.


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 21:20:17 [Preview] No.322783 del
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>literally noone cares about new zealand


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 21:21:22 [Preview] No.322784 del
>>322783
I toured it extensively a few years back, so it can go now.


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 21:22:01 [Preview] No.322785 del
>>322782
KEK and what mixer Tiesto ?


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 21:22:41 [Preview] No.322786 del
>>322779
not sure but i never noticed any hum, my biggest problem is that its on a shitty ikea shelf that vibrates. so when i walk around the room i get to hear the vibrations through the speakers and the record has a tendency to skip.

i have more sturdy furniture but then id have to move my entire setup around


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 21:22:54 [Preview] No.322787 del
>>322783
Ironically the name 'Zealand' is from the dutch 'Zeeland', meaning Sea-Land, a province in holland that is mostly underwater. Very prophetic.


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 21:24:08 [Preview] No.322788 del
>>322785
It's a Stanton SA3.


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 21:24:26 [Preview] No.322789 del
Where's the best place to watch videos of new zealand getting tsunami'd? Twitter?


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 21:25:15 [Preview] No.322790 del
It will be OK. They are led by a strongk horse.


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NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 21:31:11 [Preview] No.322792 del
just shit my pants


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 21:31:55 [Preview] No.322793 del
>>322792
put a poo on the turntable and watch it go around and around and around


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NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 21:38:37 [Preview] No.322797 del
>>322796
I don't want to read about this stuff.


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 21:39:28 [Preview] No.322798 del
>>322797
That's why I didn't link the article. I can't believe a newspaper editorial team thought there was nothing wrong with this opinion piece.


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NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 21:56:04 [Preview] No.322801 del
>>322800
Yeah, looks like they've cut the video feed off, probably because it was being posted everywhere.


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 21:56:59 [Preview] No.322802 del
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>>322793
>>322792
>>322794
>>322795

meh im off to work, have fun with yourself schitzoneet


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NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 21:58:49 [Preview] No.322804 del
>>322803
Work For The Dan.


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 21:59:45 [Preview] No.322805 del
>>322801
I'm worried this is going to be a nothing burger.


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 22:01:00 [Preview] No.322806 del
how long do tsumnampis take to happen after erfquake?


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 22:03:03 [Preview] No.322807 del
>>322802
Have fun waging nuro.
>>322804
We should make a cover of that roy orbison song, changing the lyrics to 'working for the dan'. The promotional video would consist of various neets walking around a dan's store, drinking and falling over. Also neets dressed up as dan staff and armed with iron bars would play 'hunt the boong' throughout the store. All proceeds would go to fund the neet compound.


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 22:04:22 [Preview] No.322808 del
>>322806
The waves will reach nz within the next few hours if at all.


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 22:06:19 [Preview] No.322809 del
Oh well, no Tsunami might as well head to Dan's.


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 22:06:43 [Preview] No.322810 del
>>322807
>All proceeds would go to fund the neet compound.
Sounds like a beautiful idea.


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 22:07:40 [Preview] No.322811 del
>>322808
>>322806

But yeah, it's probably going to be a nothingburger, and even if it's not, nobody's gonna seriously miss new zealand anyway.


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 22:09:43 [Preview] No.322812 del
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Bug vtubers are on some next level shit


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 22:16:41 [Preview] No.322814 del
Think I might go watch the tsunami scenes from interstellar and godzilla while I wait for mother nature to get its shit together.


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 22:33:17 [Preview] No.322815 del
I'm going to get dressed and do something useful.


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 22:37:02 [Preview] No.322816 del
2 strong black instants are flushing the wage poo out.
Fixing pajeets fuckup this morning. But being nice to him about it, he agreed to swap shifts so I can start at 9 and him at 8.


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 22:39:47 [Preview] No.322817 del
>>322816
he's doing the needful


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 22:40:24 [Preview] No.322818 del
>>322816
>flushing
I prefer squirting.


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 22:41:03 [Preview] No.322819 del
>>322815
Big task?


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NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 23:23:01 [Preview] No.322821 del
GIRLS ARE WEAK
CHUCK 'EM IN THE CREEK


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 23:23:32 [Preview] No.322822 del
BOYS ARE STRONG
LIKE KING KONG


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 23:32:36 [Preview] No.322824 del
A BIG WAGE POO
SLIDING OUT OF MONG


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 23:32:45 [Preview] No.322825 del
Just got an sms from my landlord telling me they'd cancelled the inspection today. I didn't even know there was an inspection because gmail had fucking filed it under 'promotions'. The place is an absolute pigsty, and I probably would've been evicted.


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 23:35:47 [Preview] No.322826 del
>>322825
>'promotions'
Don't you have a view that shows all messages?

>I probably would've been evicted.
See it as a sign to keep the place cleaner.

Are you the NEET who needs to move?


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 23:37:19 [Preview] No.322827 del
>Yesterday - no inuguration
>Today - no fucking tsunami
WHEN DOES THIS FUCKING RIDE ACTUALLY START???


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 23:39:39 [Preview] No.322828 del
>>322825
Turn off their categorisation shit and just have an inbox view. You’ll still need to check spam occasionally


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 23:43:47 [Preview] No.322829 del
New Zealand gets a second rate tsunami, like everything else about their country.


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 23:48:25 [Preview] No.322830 del
>>322827
HE HAS IT IN THE BAG


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 23:57:20 [Preview] No.322831 del
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>>322830
IN THE BAG
N

T
H
E

B
A
G


NEET 03/04/2021 (Thu) 23:59:43 [Preview] No.322832 del
Women in sport.
>Candice Wiggins was a college basketball star, the third pick of the 2008 WNBA draft and a 2011 champion. And at the mountaintop of her basketball career, her sexuality marred the moment.
>Wiggins, who last played in the league in 2015, said she retired prematurely to leave a league that she estimated — wildly — is 98 per cent lesbian, and which is played in such isolation that it weighs on the people on the court.
>I didn’t like the culture inside the WNBA, and without revealing too much, it was toxic for me. … My spirit was being broken.”
https://www.news.com.au/sport/american-sports/the-wnbas-lesbian-culture-broke-my-spirit-candice-wiggins/news-story/5312693aa7bbcaaab256b5a21ed8cd5b


NEET 03/05/2021 (Fri) 00:05:03 [Preview] No.322833