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NEET General #338 - Hankering For A Spankering Edition NEET 04/06/2021 (Tue) 10:01:56 [Preview] No. 338376
Where you at big ol' NEET?


NEET 04/06/2021 (Tue) 10:03:00 [Preview] No.338378 del
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SA best A

NEET 04/06/2021 (Tue) 10:08:52 [Preview] No.338385 del
How does he do it?

NEET 04/06/2021 (Tue) 10:10:18 [Preview] No.338386 del
Some more beef migor for me
Packing the sads like a gay cunt tonight.
It's the fucking wage!

NEET 04/06/2021 (Tue) 10:29:24 [Preview] No.338396 del
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NEET 04/06/2021 (Tue) 10:37:36 [Preview] No.338403 del
$140 for a cage side seat at the next Hex fight.

NEET 04/06/2021 (Tue) 10:38:49 [Preview] No.338405 del
Watch her smash Bajo.

NEET 04/06/2021 (Tue) 10:41:40 [Preview] No.338416 del

NEET 04/06/2021 (Tue) 10:42:44 [Preview] No.338417 del
Well bantered.

NEET 04/06/2021 (Tue) 10:42:50 [Preview] No.338418 del
night all

NEET 04/06/2021 (Tue) 10:43:08 [Preview] No.338419 del
Good edition name.

NEET 04/06/2021 (Tue) 10:43:29 [Preview] No.338420 del
Good night NEET. Sleep tight.

NEET 04/06/2021 (Tue) 10:54:44 [Preview] No.338421 del
A delicious looking thread.

NEET 04/06/2021 (Tue) 11:11:13 [Preview] No.338422 del
Good night NEETs. Sleep tight.

NEET 04/06/2021 (Tue) 11:20:24 [Preview] No.338423 del
Genuinely don't know what to do with my spare time.
Sitting here just opening different apps on my phone. No music, no video, nothing.
How lonely.

NEET 04/06/2021 (Tue) 11:39:21 [Preview] No.338424 del
Had the sperg outs and woes all day. Today was meant to be standard free but I ended up getting three singles bottles of super dry. If I got a six pack I would have just drunk all of it.

NEET 04/06/2021 (Tue) 12:20:16 [Preview] No.338425 del
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What made you sperg out?

NEET 04/06/2021 (Tue) 14:09:16 [Preview] No.338426 del
Wish I hadn't stopped dieting back in feburary. What the fuck was I thinking?

NEET 04/06/2021 (Tue) 15:01:06 [Preview] No.338427 del
Another night wide awake in bed after a day of being tired
An endless cycle that’s gone on for a decade now.
It’s rules my life and defines my character

NEET 04/06/2021 (Tue) 19:18:27 [Preview] No.338543 del
wtf is wrong with Australians?

NEET 04/06/2021 (Tue) 19:28:10 [Preview] No.338545 del

NEET 04/06/2021 (Tue) 20:25:26 [Preview] No.338547 del
If the government makes it compulsory then you can fake some debilitating reaction and get the DSP.

NEET 04/06/2021 (Tue) 20:45:33 [Preview] No.338548 del
No one even says good morning anymore.

NEET 04/06/2021 (Tue) 20:51:19 [Preview] No.338549 del
mordening all
seven days without a mondster, wank, kfc, basically anything good

NEET 04/06/2021 (Tue) 20:51:57 [Preview] No.338550 del
Morning neeties. Woke up thinking I'd booked my car in for service today, turns out because of the long weekend I'd actually booked it in for yesterday. I'm such a mong.

NEET 04/06/2021 (Tue) 21:04:36 [Preview] No.338552 del

NEET 04/06/2021 (Tue) 21:48:35 [Preview] No.338553 del
You need to find something, perhaps even finding that something is what you need to do.

NEET 04/06/2021 (Tue) 21:54:56 [Preview] No.338554 del
Start it again.

How do you wind down at night? When I go to bed with things on my it I get a worse night sleep. After a set time I get off my desktop and have 1-2 hours just watching television/playing with my phone.

You also have to a clean room that is a reasonable temperature.

Good plan. I don't think I would like a clot in the brain though.

Start it!

Well done NEET.

Good morning NEETs.

NEET 04/06/2021 (Tue) 21:58:37 [Preview] No.338555 del
>Well done NEET.
It wasn't something I chose to have happen!


NEET 04/06/2021 (Tue) 22:02:33 [Preview] No.338557 del
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NEET 04/06/2021 (Tue) 22:06:01 [Preview] No.338558 del
You should get the sticker then.

NEET 04/06/2021 (Tue) 22:07:26 [Preview] No.338559 del

NEET 04/06/2021 (Tue) 22:20:06 [Preview] No.338560 del
Possum asked me for nudes once.

NEET 04/06/2021 (Tue) 22:20:38 [Preview] No.338561 del
Did you provide high quality goods?

NEET 04/06/2021 (Tue) 22:21:36 [Preview] No.338562 del
I provided him some low-light artistic shots. I am not a slut.

NEET 04/06/2021 (Tue) 22:31:44 [Preview] No.338563 del
I hope there was a cheeky arse snap.

NEET 04/06/2021 (Tue) 22:38:29 [Preview] No.338564 del
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NEET 04/06/2021 (Tue) 23:06:52 [Preview] No.338565 del
a linkedin post (now deleted) compared Oxford–AstraZeneca to HFC and Pfizer to FTTP

NEET 04/06/2021 (Tue) 23:18:03 [Preview] No.338566 del
Might do some drinking while my car's getting serviced.

NEET 04/06/2021 (Tue) 23:19:44 [Preview] No.338567 del
I hope this isn't an impersonation. What are you having done?

NEET 04/06/2021 (Tue) 23:22:06 [Preview] No.338568 del
Mongerins all.
Wanking from home today. Fell asleep at like 4am.
Having a pre-workout. Gonna try and stay off the grog today.

NEET 04/06/2021 (Tue) 23:55:13 [Preview] No.338570 del
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Good Morning Neets,

Its lovely to see you all.

NEET 04/06/2021 (Tue) 23:57:58 [Preview] No.338571 del
morning numo
how are your stitches?

NEET 04/06/2021 (Tue) 23:59:28 [Preview] No.338572 del
Good morning NEET.

Good morning Nuro.

NEET 04/07/2021 (Wed) 00:01:15 [Preview] No.338573 del
Should have had a liocense to make that post.

NEET 04/07/2021 (Wed) 00:04:22 [Preview] No.338574 del
They are taped up, and honestly trying not to think of them, thanks for reminding me


NEET 04/07/2021 (Wed) 00:07:29 [Preview] No.338575 del
If it's real, it's amazing that they're not even doing interviews anymore, just proceeding straight to a court appearance. And they haven't seized his computers, meaning they don't have any forensic proof, other than an IP address.

NEET 04/07/2021 (Wed) 00:10:49 [Preview] No.338576 del
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Apparently this is a real sign at a Queensland hospital.

NEET 04/07/2021 (Wed) 00:18:19 [Preview] No.338577 del
kek, the tide of popular opinion has turned on dirt bikers

NEET 04/07/2021 (Wed) 00:19:20 [Preview] No.338578 del
That sign says no wheelies, not no dirt bikes.

NEET 04/07/2021 (Wed) 00:28:51 [Preview] No.338579 del
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NEET 04/07/2021 (Wed) 01:08:41 [Preview] No.338580 del
Unironically worried about vaccines now. What if the anti-vax retards are right, and the reason why I'm an autistic incel is because of all those shots when I was a kid?

NEET 04/07/2021 (Wed) 01:14:27 [Preview] No.338581 del
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Your fears are unfounded. All opposing views have been debunked. Trust the science.

NEET 04/07/2021 (Wed) 01:16:53 [Preview] No.338582 del
Britain literally doesn't have enough police resources to deal with all the burglaries, cuddles and violence, which are disproportionately committed by blacks and muslims because they're too busy prosecuting people for complaining about all the bad behaviour by blacks and muslims. Sometimes I think we're not living in a real world, but are characters inside some political satire novel.

NEET 04/07/2021 (Wed) 01:17:16 [Preview] No.338583 del
If you dont get the covax you will be letting your community down and probably end up killing some nice little old lady, you monster

NEET 04/07/2021 (Wed) 01:17:55 [Preview] No.338584 del
Is it ok to do a wheelie in the hospital in a car then? Asking for a friend.

NEET 04/07/2021 (Wed) 01:18:54 [Preview] No.338585 del
And it'll be all YOUR fault, definitely not the fault of the pajeets or chinks who brought it into the country. Definitely not.

NEET 04/07/2021 (Wed) 01:19:36 [Preview] No.338586 del
if you think you are autistic its almost certainly from the glyphosphate (roundup) that made into the food supply

we are rebunking it

NEET 04/07/2021 (Wed) 01:20:01 [Preview] No.338587 del
>car wheelie
https://youtube.com/watch?v=t32kjYzP4R4 [Embed]

NEET 04/07/2021 (Wed) 01:21:01 [Preview] No.338588 del
I've acquired an alcoholic beverage and am now going watch Aliens in Alaska - The Mother Ship, and Captured. I expect the rest of you will watch it soon so we may have an intelligent discussion on the subject matter.

NEET 04/07/2021 (Wed) 01:27:02 [Preview] No.338589 del
if you think you are autistic its almost certainly from the glyphosphate (roundup) that made into the food supply

we are rebunking it


NEET 04/07/2021 (Wed) 01:35:10 [Preview] No.338590 del
I think the science is forming that it can cause blood clots but they don't know why. That worries me.

NEET 04/07/2021 (Wed) 01:35:27 [Preview] No.338591 del

NEET 04/07/2021 (Wed) 01:38:18 [Preview] No.338592 del
whats actually happening is the phizer vax is the nasty one and they are running a PR smear campaign that their competitor the Astrazenica one is causing blood clots

NEET 04/07/2021 (Wed) 02:22:42 [Preview] No.338594 del
There seem to be a depressing number of niggers in alaska - I've seen 3 so far on this series. I wonder what the fuck they do there.

NEET 04/07/2021 (Wed) 02:36:02 [Preview] No.338595 del
That be expensive.

NEET 04/07/2021 (Wed) 02:57:00 [Preview] No.338596 del
i could make that thing with 15 dollars of aliexpress parts

NEET 04/07/2021 (Wed) 02:57:25 [Preview] No.338597 del
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NEET 04/07/2021 (Wed) 03:01:13 [Preview] No.338598 del
Car is running again.
$371.82 for the alternator.
$12.00 for freight.
$80.50 for labour.

Cheaper than I thought it would be.

NEET 04/07/2021 (Wed) 03:04:41 [Preview] No.338599 del
Not bad at all.

NEET 04/07/2021 (Wed) 03:08:52 [Preview] No.338600 del
I still can't believe his family was paid $27 million or whatever it was for his death after with rap chart of charges. In Australia they would be lucky to get close to $100k

NEET 04/07/2021 (Wed) 03:12:52 [Preview] No.338601 del
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Can someone tell me what game this is from?

NEET 04/07/2021 (Wed) 03:22:37 [Preview] No.338602 del
Looks like a WWE game.

NEET 04/07/2021 (Wed) 03:27:26 [Preview] No.338603 del
When the prosecution plays this video it's gonna be all over for chauvin.

NEET 04/07/2021 (Wed) 03:47:57 [Preview] No.338604 del
Gettin tricky wit it

NEET 04/07/2021 (Wed) 04:00:48 [Preview] No.338605 del
Doing the needful?

NEET 04/07/2021 (Wed) 04:08:29 [Preview] No.338606 del
Just found a piece of paper with my old bitcoin address on it. It's currently worth over $6000. And I can't find the fucking password to the account

NEET 04/07/2021 (Wed) 04:10:28 [Preview] No.338607 del
Sounds like a big FUCK

NEET 04/07/2021 (Wed) 04:19:00 [Preview] No.338608 del

NEET 04/07/2021 (Wed) 04:24:55 [Preview] No.338609 del
Wondering if I could undergo hypnotic regression to help me retrieve the password.

NEET 04/07/2021 (Wed) 04:26:15 [Preview] No.338610 del
many such cases


NEET 04/07/2021 (Wed) 04:38:50 [Preview] No.338612 del
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These alaskans all seem to have internet connected surveillance cameras outside their caravans. Neets, how many people do you know who have cameras outside their houses? Do you? Is it a universal thing these days?

NEET 04/07/2021 (Wed) 04:42:20 [Preview] No.338613 del
>surveillance cameras outside their caravans.
Depending on if they are near wild life that might be a good way to protect yourself if a bear or something approaches as you can stay inside.

I know some people put them up when people damage their cars or property. It acts as a good deterrent.

NEET 04/07/2021 (Wed) 04:53:12 [Preview] No.338614 del
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You wake up at night and see this standing over your bed. What do?

NEET 04/07/2021 (Wed) 04:54:13 [Preview] No.338615 del
do the needful

NEET 04/07/2021 (Wed) 05:09:21 [Preview] No.338616 del
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NEET 04/07/2021 (Wed) 05:17:20 [Preview] No.338617 del
Give it a wave and turn over.

NEET 04/07/2021 (Wed) 05:56:38 [Preview] No.338638 del
uh oh

NEET 04/07/2021 (Wed) 06:03:25 [Preview] No.338646 del
It has been removed if you refresh.

NEET 04/07/2021 (Wed) 06:10:39 [Preview] No.338647 del
Very nice.

NEET 04/07/2021 (Wed) 06:21:17 [Preview] No.338662 del
Stop this.

NEET 04/07/2021 (Wed) 06:26:31 [Preview] No.338663 del
The current theory is that he is a pedophile migrant from another site who does this for no particular reason.

The posts have been deleted and are not in the Mod panel but are still on the page. Not really certain what is going on.

NEET 04/07/2021 (Wed) 06:32:43 [Preview] No.338664 del
>who does this for no particular reason.

not sure why he is using the nuro flag but its not even a mild hinderance, downies are like CP or shock spam .... its baffling

NEET 04/07/2021 (Wed) 06:40:41 [Preview] No.338665 del
End of day wanking from home rage.
Gonna speak to my boss about doing 2 days a week remotely. There's practically no reason for me to even go in apart from some discussions that are better had in person.
So much more stress free when at home.

NEET 04/07/2021 (Wed) 06:40:43 [Preview] No.338666 del
Is that from a game? It reminds me of the sims, but I haven't played them in years.

NEET 04/07/2021 (Wed) 06:41:37 [Preview] No.338667 del
Neetking visiting hours.

NEET 04/07/2021 (Wed) 06:47:03 [Preview] No.338668 del
He cannot ever join a community, so he goes around spamming different communities in an attempt to destroy them. It explains why he is so persistent because the banning pisses him off(i.e. "NIGGER" in almost every appeal). However, everyone still being here pisses him off more (i.e. re-occurrence of the spam daily).

Just ignoring him and not giving him any attention is the cure. If you try to rationalize with him, he'll deny it (i.e. "I am not that person" response). If you find something that is true (his response about posting in the morning will be a lie "I fucking don't"), as he denies it. He always lies and is the reason why no one should talk to him.

NEET 04/07/2021 (Wed) 06:47:28 [Preview] No.338669 del
>So much more stress free when at home.
You should raise this as the reason.

NEET 04/07/2021 (Wed) 06:50:41 [Preview] No.338670 del
He will just push to 'find ways' to make the workplace less stressful.
And then not implement any of my suggestions.

NEET 04/07/2021 (Wed) 06:53:47 [Preview] No.338671 del
no idea satan

NEET 04/07/2021 (Wed) 06:57:57 [Preview] No.338672 del
no idea why the recent uptick tho

i swear he is some faggot getting payed to agiprop based on his automated toolset

NEET 04/07/2021 (Wed) 06:58:51 [Preview] No.338673 del

NEET 04/07/2021 (Wed) 07:00:08 [Preview] No.338674 del
I remember playing two player on the ps1.

NEET 04/07/2021 (Wed) 07:02:38 [Preview] No.338675 del
That sounds good.
I think I could do most of my job from home.

NEET 04/07/2021 (Wed) 07:08:18 [Preview] No.338676 del
>to make the workplace less stressful.
Perhaps make a list of the issues that bother you and ask him to address each one (You could use the Mong doctor to write you a document saying you need particular things to aid in your treatment).

I doubt he would be able to meet them and if he does set a review date in a fortnight. If you have some medical documentation supporting your request for an accommodation and demonstrate you are still doing your job then it could be classified as discrimination if they don't accommodate you or fire you. You have disclosed the medical issue so it would look bad if they fired you or undertook disciplinary action once you brought the case forward for an accommodation.

NEET 04/07/2021 (Wed) 07:10:44 [Preview] No.338677 del
>no idea why the recent uptick tho
There is a belief that he was moved from a site when it went down. He also hates that this board has rules and that they are enforced. That is his primary issue.

NEET 04/07/2021 (Wed) 07:11:55 [Preview] No.338678 del
I saw the game but was never that into it. I was into that Simpsons Wrestling game though on the ps2.

NEET 04/07/2021 (Wed) 07:12:23 [Preview] No.338679 del
Wonder what old NK is up to these days.

NEET 04/07/2021 (Wed) 07:24:44 [Preview] No.338680 del
After weeks, perhaps months of procrastinating the linen part of the wardrobe, I've just organised it in 15 minutes.

Sounds good on paper but I'd rather not stir the pot that much. I sort of need this place as a referee in the future. I basically have none at the moment. The only issue is my boss is not pissed but not exactly happy about how many sickies I've taken and told him I need to work from home. Most of which are legitimate if you consider insomnia a real 'sick day', which I do because I can't do fucking anything under that artificial light surrounded by ringing phones and people talking etc when I'm fatigued.
The other sickies have been hangovers though. I don't wanna open up about the mong doc and ruin my reputation further incase I can squeeze a referr out of this guy.

NEET 04/07/2021 (Wed) 07:26:35 [Preview] No.338681 del
finally home

NEET 04/07/2021 (Wed) 07:28:58 [Preview] No.338682 del
Good morning (evening), fellas.

>After weeks, perhaps months of procrastinating the linen part of the wardrobe, I've just organised it in 15 minutes.
On the other hand, you'd had to organize it over and over since then if you'd done it without the procrastination. I'm against stalling shit - simply because I suffer from this as well - but this is the truth.

NEET 04/07/2021 (Wed) 07:33:07 [Preview] No.338683 del
The only case they can fire you under if you have an accommodation is if your job is no longer needed and they would have to prove that fact. Even then that would probably be when the company shuts down and I don't think that's likely.

If you had evidence that they were slandering you as a referee to jobs about your performance in regards to issues related to your accommodation, you could take that further. You would need solid evidence though.

I am saying this because you do take days off to boong but that in itself is related to the current issues you are facing. Having a stated medical condition and them not supporting it is opening themselves to more issues than you. You know that but it can salt the water, but without doing it you can be fired for your boongery.

NEET 04/07/2021 (Wed) 07:33:24 [Preview] No.338684 del
Good drive?

NEET 04/07/2021 (Wed) 07:33:54 [Preview] No.338685 del
Good evening (morning) fella.

NEET 04/07/2021 (Wed) 07:34:42 [Preview] No.338686 del
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NEET 04/07/2021 (Wed) 07:35:29 [Preview] No.338687 del
It was OK I guess. A few slowpokes and dingbats.

NEET 04/07/2021 (Wed) 07:41:02 [Preview] No.338692 del
Given his intensity tonight, I am fairly confident in what I have said is true. He can't really respond in any other way.

NEET 04/07/2021 (Wed) 07:43:00 [Preview] No.338695 del
cant we just backtrace his ip address and then show up in a van with the hungary bros and chop his legs off or something?

NEET 04/07/2021 (Wed) 07:45:06 [Preview] No.338696 del
I don't think anyone can take away the show he is providing. His show will go on until he ends it. But he's stuck in a recursive loop with no terminating condition.

NEET 04/07/2021 (Wed) 07:46:16 [Preview] No.338697 del
Planned on going to the gym tonight but the local is calling me.

NEET 04/07/2021 (Wed) 07:47:07 [Preview] No.338700 del
The local is a shithole and doesn't need your money.

NEET 04/07/2021 (Wed) 07:47:32 [Preview] No.338702 del
He will run out of IPs his VPN subscription provides. He probably try to use free proxies as well, but they are painful to use in general.
Imagine paying so he can use the free service we provide.

NEET 04/07/2021 (Wed) 07:47:32 [Preview] No.338703 del
Thats all well and good but my boss is a slimey pajeet and I don't wanna go that route.

NEET 04/07/2021 (Wed) 07:48:32 [Preview] No.338706 del
He finally said my name!

NEET 04/07/2021 (Wed) 07:49:47 [Preview] No.338707 del
It's very sad.

NEET 04/07/2021 (Wed) 07:51:18 [Preview] No.338708 del
I am starting to enjoy the errors he makes; posting two pictures at once, posts without the image, and how he misspells words like there is some kind of unique word filter. Truly bizarre behaviour.

Acknowledgement at last.

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NEET 04/07/2021 (Wed) 07:57:06 [Preview] No.338710 del
i miss motherbat making my dindins

NEET 04/07/2021 (Wed) 08:03:41 [Preview] No.338711 del
Bring her back on the weekend.

NEET 04/07/2021 (Wed) 08:05:39 [Preview] No.338712 del
Green top at the loke like a pisshead bloke

NEET 04/07/2021 (Wed) 08:06:24 [Preview] No.338713 del
you make me wanna choke, you dope

NEET 04/07/2021 (Wed) 08:12:06 [Preview] No.338715 del
He was good value.

NEET 04/07/2021 (Wed) 08:13:30 [Preview] No.338717 del
I only know his role from Chernobyl. I want to rewatch that show sometimes.

NEET 04/07/2021 (Wed) 08:14:38 [Preview] No.338720 del

NEET 04/07/2021 (Wed) 08:15:57 [Preview] No.338725 del
look at him go

NEET 04/07/2021 (Wed) 08:19:13 [Preview] No.338732 del
Friday Night Dinner is quite funny, but I'm not sure how well some of it would translate.

NEET 04/07/2021 (Wed) 08:25:50 [Preview] No.338735 del
I watch stuff in original, not dubbed.

NEET 04/07/2021 (Wed) 08:28:20 [Preview] No.338739 del
In that case, check out a couple of episodes.

NEET 04/07/2021 (Wed) 08:37:47 [Preview] No.338742 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=WNTb9_zTvcQ [Embed]

NEET 04/07/2021 (Wed) 08:57:05 [Preview] No.338743 del
Sittin at the local
Feelin mad vocal
Another day of wagein and I’ll go mad postal

No one to hang with, or even talk to
Tell me god, what’s this poor neet garn do
Nothin left, but rappin for a (You)

NEET 04/07/2021 (Wed) 08:59:00 [Preview] No.338744 del

NEET 04/07/2021 (Wed) 08:59:42 [Preview] No.338745 del
Here's a (You), you

NEET 04/07/2021 (Wed) 09:00:43 [Preview] No.338746 del
Two (You)‘s, two wanked poos
Awh fuck it’s the sundown blues

NEET 04/07/2021 (Wed) 09:09:48 [Preview] No.338747 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=rl9FFZZnWWo [Embed]

NEET 04/07/2021 (Wed) 09:14:10 [Preview] No.338748 del
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just got of the phone with a telehealth from my old GP

said he alone did over 80 vax jabs today

NEET 04/07/2021 (Wed) 09:16:10 [Preview] No.338749 del
did you ask him how bragging camp was going?

NEET 04/07/2021 (Wed) 09:46:53 [Preview] No.338750 del
Shouldn't Russian one be the same if they stole it from others?

NEET 04/07/2021 (Wed) 09:50:55 [Preview] No.338751 del
Thicc clappers.

NEET 04/07/2021 (Wed) 09:52:17 [Preview] No.338752 del
really ?

NEET 04/07/2021 (Wed) 09:52:44 [Preview] No.338753 del
Dynamic swingers.

NEET 04/07/2021 (Wed) 09:52:48 [Preview] No.338754 del
might go to bed

NEET 04/07/2021 (Wed) 09:55:29 [Preview] No.338755 del
From what I recall it was developed very fast. I remember companies complaining about people snooping around their networks.

NEET 04/07/2021 (Wed) 09:58:57 [Preview] No.338756 del
Tungsten swinger case

NEET 04/07/2021 (Wed) 10:00:50 [Preview] No.338757 del
Titantium swinger case.

NEET 04/07/2021 (Wed) 10:02:14 [Preview] No.338758 del
Composite depleted uranium swinger turret.

NEET 04/07/2021 (Wed) 10:12:03 [Preview] No.338759 del
Radioactive swingers

NEET 04/07/2021 (Wed) 10:13:51 [Preview] No.338760 del
Zero swimmers

NEET 04/07/2021 (Wed) 10:15:00 [Preview] No.338761 del
Bought a 6pack home after drinking 3 long necks.

Gonna finish watching Collateral (2004) at some point tonight. Feelin pretty good.

NEET 04/07/2021 (Wed) 10:17:45 [Preview] No.338762 del
What's a long neck? A type of glass bottle?

NEET 04/07/2021 (Wed) 10:24:05 [Preview] No.338763 del
Pretty good moofie.

750ml bottle of beer

NEET 04/07/2021 (Wed) 10:25:20 [Preview] No.338764 del

NEET 04/07/2021 (Wed) 10:27:38 [Preview] No.338765 del
A longneck is a bottle of beer containing 750ml. It is the equivalent of two “stubbies”, which are glass bottles containing 375ml. Stubby meaning short or short and fat.

NEET 04/07/2021 (Wed) 10:29:48 [Preview] No.338766 del
stubby in my bum

NEET 04/07/2021 (Wed) 10:31:09 [Preview] No.338767 del
Interpretive Massive Attack bopping

NEET 04/07/2021 (Wed) 10:33:05 [Preview] No.338768 del
Any choofs tonight cruisedoggo?

NEET 04/07/2021 (Wed) 10:33:56 [Preview] No.338769 del
I see.
We have 0.5 litre bottles, and they also trying with 0,4 (sames in cans). For a while 1 l bottles also could be bought, but as far as I know they stopped producing that. Then there the plastic bottles - which give bad taste to any alcohol (even water after a while) - in 0,33 and 0,66 I think, and larger up to 2 l, and 2,5 l I believe. Or some such. These days I rarely go out of my way to buy alcohol. Even then just a couple of cans.

NEET 04/07/2021 (Wed) 10:37:20 [Preview] No.338770 del
Yeah I'm not that keen on booze, I buy a 6 pack every so often but don't really enjoy the after effects.

NEET 04/07/2021 (Wed) 10:38:11 [Preview] No.338771 del
The bottles and cans are just for home consumption. In pubs they are poured from a tap into a glass. Beer glass sizes here are a science.

NEET 04/07/2021 (Wed) 10:39:18 [Preview] No.338772 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=9gyXyYTq4aI [Embed]

NEET 04/07/2021 (Wed) 10:39:40 [Preview] No.338773 del
>SA pint is a QLD schooner

NEET 04/07/2021 (Wed) 10:41:27 [Preview] No.338774 del
SA is the weirdest for beer sizes, it's schooner in just about every other state.

NEET 04/07/2021 (Wed) 10:42:49 [Preview] No.338775 del
Yeah, but it’s good when a cute bar girl does the whole “you’re from Adelaide!” bit.

NEET 04/07/2021 (Wed) 10:44:41 [Preview] No.338776 del
And in winter we can order a butcher of port

NEET 04/07/2021 (Wed) 10:48:51 [Preview] No.338777 del
200 ml - pikoló (piccolo)
300 ml - pohár (glass)
500 ml - korsó (we don't have pint, let's call it a mug)
Rarely some pubs offer 1l mugs, we could call it a jug similarly.
In pubs you could ask from tap, buy in bottles or cans. For the latters they usually offer a glass.
From Western Europe they also push 400 ml mugs, which is just insulting. I see these mostly in relatively "better" places.
Also the younger generations rarely heard about the pikoló.

NEET 04/07/2021 (Wed) 10:50:57 [Preview] No.338778 del

This is the article I got the picture from. It contains a history of the sizing.

NEET 04/07/2021 (Wed) 10:54:05 [Preview] No.338779 del
Just to confuse things, we can also get English/Irish beers in an imperial pint, which is 525ml.
At German festivals (Octoberfest, Schutzenfest) we can also sometimes find a 1L stein, or mug as you call it.

NEET 04/07/2021 (Wed) 11:01:59 [Preview] No.338780 del
Well, this is the problem with the traditional measurements.

NEET 04/07/2021 (Wed) 11:03:37 [Preview] No.338781 del
its a totally differnt technology you dunce

NEET 04/07/2021 (Wed) 11:04:12 [Preview] No.338782 del
this never happened once

NEET 04/07/2021 (Wed) 11:08:42 [Preview] No.338783 del
Was only going to have a few tonight but I got a good buzz going. Now I’m at 9.8 standos. Can’t do moderation. Easier to have none than just one.

NEET 04/07/2021 (Wed) 11:13:03 [Preview] No.338784 del
know thy and be true to thyself's boongery

NEET 04/07/2021 (Wed) 11:13:53 [Preview] No.338785 del
>Easier to have none than just one.
Yeah, that always the starter for the motor to run.

NEET 04/07/2021 (Wed) 11:16:25 [Preview] No.338787 del
I can do maybe 4 standoes.
After that I'm a goner. Currently at around ~10.

NEET 04/07/2021 (Wed) 11:18:32 [Preview] No.338788 del
Good night NEETs. Sleep tight.

NEET 04/07/2021 (Wed) 11:18:55 [Preview] No.338789 del

NEET 04/07/2021 (Wed) 11:20:42 [Preview] No.338790 del
Tell me about that.

NEET 04/07/2021 (Wed) 11:20:48 [Preview] No.338791 del
Might just work from home without even asking or needing a reason tomorrow.

NEET 04/07/2021 (Wed) 11:36:03 [Preview] No.338792 del

NEET 04/07/2021 (Wed) 11:37:02 [Preview] No.338793 del
sputnik V =/= MRNA

NEET 04/07/2021 (Wed) 11:50:15 [Preview] No.338794 del

NEET 04/07/2021 (Wed) 11:58:16 [Preview] No.338795 del
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NEET 04/07/2021 (Wed) 12:00:22 [Preview] No.338796 del
>I have more research than answers and I'm not going to question it.

NEET 04/07/2021 (Wed) 12:04:50 [Preview] No.338797 del
anti-nuro and offbrand pepsi?

NEET 04/07/2021 (Wed) 12:05:38 [Preview] No.338798 del
>trust Bibi
Hilarious. I wonder what the body corporates say about that.

NEET 04/07/2021 (Wed) 12:09:27 [Preview] No.338799 del
It's not a good look, he has all those corruption charges against him stuff.

NEET 04/07/2021 (Wed) 12:09:35 [Preview] No.338800 del
>body corporates
The cutthroat underbelly of the Hungarian loyalist syndicate.

NEET 04/07/2021 (Wed) 12:11:07 [Preview] No.338801 del
Getting worried about my hand. It still doesn’t feel right after that fall on glass at the pub. When I touch between the knuckles it almost tingles with numbness. Yesterday at work I felt some pain and difficulty using a mouse at certain angles.
Not sure what it could be. The hand effectively functions ok. Might be a muscle or blood flow thing

NEET 04/07/2021 (Wed) 12:12:33 [Preview] No.338802 del
Exactly. That guy balances on the razors edge, everyone just waiting when a careless step gets him onto court.

>Hungarian loyalist syndicate
What word that filters?

NEET 04/07/2021 (Wed) 12:14:50 [Preview] No.338803 del
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Why not amputate?

NEET 04/07/2021 (Wed) 12:15:36 [Preview] No.338804 del
check both spoiler boxes

NEET 04/07/2021 (Wed) 12:15:45 [Preview] No.338805 del
Maybe the glass cut a nerve? Those heal slowly.

NEET 04/07/2021 (Wed) 12:17:46 [Preview] No.338806 del
Sounds like a deep cut.

NEET 04/07/2021 (Wed) 12:20:55 [Preview] No.338807 del
Interpretive pacing.

Possible I guess. Dunno how I get that checked out. Can they scan for nerve activity these days?
Man idk shieeet
Garn a choof

NEET 04/07/2021 (Wed) 12:23:04 [Preview] No.338808 del
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NEET 04/07/2021 (Wed) 12:25:47 [Preview] No.338809 del
If it's not bleeding just watch for inflammation and keep it clean. don't pick at it or nothing

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NEET 04/07/2021 (Wed) 12:30:51 [Preview] No.338811 del
This: >>338809
Unless you have some condition that prevents that, nerves regenerate, except for major damage.
Try to rest it. Try to get comfortable with the mouse in your other hand.

NEET 04/07/2021 (Wed) 12:32:03 [Preview] No.338812 del
It stopped bleeding on the same night. Over a month ago. Still some numbness is present and sometimes my pinky is less responsive than my left hand.

Not going to the office tomorrow.

NEET 04/07/2021 (Wed) 12:32:59 [Preview] No.338813 del
That training isn't a stupidest thing. If you want to use swords against people. Romans trained with their arms on, to get comfortable with the weight.

NEET 04/07/2021 (Wed) 12:38:04 [Preview] No.338814 del
Doc did not see it?

NEET 04/07/2021 (Wed) 12:45:05 [Preview] No.338815 del
Suck the glass out. Like poison.

NEET 04/07/2021 (Wed) 13:26:27 [Preview] No.338816 del

NEET 04/07/2021 (Wed) 13:35:57 [Preview] No.338817 del

NEET 04/07/2021 (Wed) 14:46:19 [Preview] No.338818 del
Sitting in my undies and I'm sippin on a tinnie
Ice cold bundies mate I'm not quite skinny
Got a beer gut
My eyes half shut
I'm deadshit derro man I'm such a mut

Choof pipes many, spare me a penny
Tunes so loud I might need me a jenny
Interpretation, down the station, mind elation
My NEET raps play throughout the nationnnnn

NEET 04/07/2021 (Wed) 19:19:45 [Preview] No.338820 del
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Haven't checked into here in a while
How are we all

NEET 04/07/2021 (Wed) 19:40:49 [Preview] No.338822 del
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Preparing for the collapse

NEET 04/07/2021 (Wed) 20:34:40 [Preview] No.338824 del
Hafd a few but then crashed.
Had a big day at the wage yesterday, I was going to post about it but then the mong started up and I left.

NEET 04/07/2021 (Wed) 20:40:44 [Preview] No.338826 del
Went to the pub yesterday for lunch with a mate. I had two non imperial pints and he had a schooner of lemon lime and bitters.
I apologised for getting him a butcher and said i'd get him two.
Got back to the table and realised it was a schooner, which the barmaid had told me when she got it out of the fridge.
Might not be able to show my face in that pub again.

NEET 04/07/2021 (Wed) 20:43:32 [Preview] No.338827 del
This happened to me in rural NSW. All the shearers called me a faggot with their eyes. 'I think you mean a middy, mate'.

NEET 04/07/2021 (Wed) 20:44:58 [Preview] No.338828 del
These numbers make more sense, all of ours are based off of imperial.

NEET 04/07/2021 (Wed) 20:57:46 [Preview] No.338829 del
Not bad, you?

NEET 04/07/2021 (Wed) 21:02:16 [Preview] No.338830 del
Good morning friends.

NEET 04/07/2021 (Wed) 21:40:57 [Preview] No.338840 del
Good morning NEET.

NEET 04/07/2021 (Wed) 21:56:25 [Preview] No.338844 del

NEET 04/07/2021 (Wed) 21:58:34 [Preview] No.338846 del
back in teh office today
somebody left two (2) lindt bunnies on desk

NEET 04/07/2021 (Wed) 21:59:06 [Preview] No.338847 del

NEET 04/07/2021 (Wed) 22:05:26 [Preview] No.338854 del
>somebody left two (2) lindt bunnies on desk
Lucky boy.

Good morning NEETs.

NEET 04/07/2021 (Wed) 22:08:09 [Preview] No.338855 del
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Good Morning Neets.

First clear day in weeks. First Day back at the shop since my surgery. Only going to pull a cheeky half day. Bout to ride in and grab a bacon / egg panini and hash brown from the local cafe.

NEET 04/07/2021 (Wed) 22:16:17 [Preview] No.338861 del
Hi nuro, your breakfast sounds like a cholestorol festival. you should get soy milk in your latte, for your health.

NEET 04/07/2021 (Wed) 22:24:11 [Preview] No.338862 del
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>flavourtowns cholesterol festival

NEET 04/07/2021 (Wed) 22:56:40 [Preview] No.338887 del

NEET 04/07/2021 (Wed) 23:06:21 [Preview] No.338896 del
Good morning Nuro.

NEET 04/07/2021 (Wed) 23:10:30 [Preview] No.338897 del
Wankin from home again.
Slightly hungover.
Fried noodles for breakky

NEET 04/07/2021 (Wed) 23:12:29 [Preview] No.338900 del
Please jump off a building then.

NEET 04/07/2021 (Wed) 23:13:02 [Preview] No.338901 del
Is this because I blocked your shitty spam?

NEET 04/07/2021 (Wed) 23:23:51 [Preview] No.338902 del
reeeee fucking pajeet bossman wants me to post the ticket numbers in my stats at the end of the day.
Why the fuck should I do that? He can just create a filter through our ticketing system and view the closed tickets per assignee etc.
Bet you he just can't be fucked figuring it out

NEET 04/07/2021 (Wed) 23:27:31 [Preview] No.338904 del
Probably. Take half an hour to do it.

NEET 04/07/2021 (Wed) 23:28:34 [Preview] No.338905 del
It's a passive aggressive thing.
He thinks you're not pulling your weight, and by making you do this you'll lift your game without having to be formally managed.

NEET 04/07/2021 (Wed) 23:32:29 [Preview] No.338906 del
Its not that though. Yesterday I closed 11 tickets while most people close 1-5. I just wrote "11" instead of listing them like everyone else does.
Everyone in the team can create a custom filter to view anyones tickets based on a number of criteria. You can also generate reports on the phone system and I'm sure you can run reports on tickets raised to the dev team through their own ticketing system.

Posting your stats at the end of the day creates a toxic sense of competition in the workplace. A guy has been there for longer than I have and every day he does fuck all work, posts his shitty stats, and nothing every happens. Whats the fucking point

NEET 04/07/2021 (Wed) 23:37:06 [Preview] No.338908 del
So, post your stats and outshine them all.
If you're that far ahead without making any additional effort, then what have you got to lose?

NEET 04/07/2021 (Wed) 23:40:33 [Preview] No.338910 del

just got to work

#BO if you banned the downie wombo ai video that was posted with the pepe flag that was the real nuro

dont blame you

NEET 04/07/2021 (Wed) 23:43:51 [Preview] No.338912 del
I don't want to outshine them all
I want my boss to do his fucking job

NEET 04/07/2021 (Wed) 23:45:08 [Preview] No.338914 del
so reply with that then

NEET 04/07/2021 (Wed) 23:58:56 [Preview] No.338915 del
The rate at which planes start flying into mountains and falling from the sky will be low at first, but that doesn’t matter because the system won’t allow for an honest explanation anyway and so the carnage will continue.

Eventually it will be commonly accepted that air-travel is simply not worth the risk and it will become something only the elites, with white men flying their planes, will be able to risk.

Everyone else will watch old footage of flying in the 80’s and 90’s and wonder in bemusement at how safe, easy and routine it seemed back then.

NEET 04/08/2021 (Thu) 00:01:18 [Preview] No.338916 del
Gonna do some day drinking I reckon

NEET 04/08/2021 (Thu) 00:06:33 [Preview] No.338918 del

NEET 04/08/2021 (Thu) 00:31:45 [Preview] No.338919 del
lolmao, good riddance. I hate flying and I hate the globalisation air travel has enabled and I hate the rich elites who frequently travel by air.

NEET 04/08/2021 (Thu) 00:32:11 [Preview] No.338920 del
Do you have a plan, or are you just going to make it up as you go along?

NEET 04/08/2021 (Thu) 00:34:55 [Preview] No.338923 del
Might watch godzilla vs kong. I reckon the whole thing's gonna be an allegory for gook vs nigger violence.

NEET 04/08/2021 (Thu) 00:43:02 [Preview] No.338924 del
Keep us updated.

NEET 04/08/2021 (Thu) 00:43:40 [Preview] No.338925 del
A plan? Haven't a clue what you mean

NEET 04/08/2021 (Thu) 00:49:02 [Preview] No.338926 del
How was Facebook sccuddled? Effectively, the attacker created an address book with every phone number on the planet and then asked Facebook if his 'friends' are on Facebook.

NEET 04/08/2021 (Thu) 01:02:17 [Preview] No.338929 del
UwU thats clever. Facebook is gay

NEET 04/08/2021 (Thu) 01:03:58 [Preview] No.338930 del
nah its just hollybody corporate great replacement delivery vehicle. Kongs magic axe is le cool tho.

NEET 04/08/2021 (Thu) 01:24:20 [Preview] No.338933 del
wage apathy

NEET 04/08/2021 (Thu) 01:36:45 [Preview] No.338944 del
One thing I noticed a few minutes into the movie - it's got that ugly girl from Stranger Things in it, and she's less ugly now than she was back in 2015.

NEET 04/08/2021 (Thu) 01:51:08 [Preview] No.338946 del
Does she die?

NEET 04/08/2021 (Thu) 01:59:17 [Preview] No.338957 del
does somebody have to the github link to the board software?

NEET 04/08/2021 (Thu) 02:03:15 [Preview] No.338961 del
Ont the front page it says it is a fork of this:

NEET 04/08/2021 (Thu) 02:04:56 [Preview] No.338962 del
I hope so, but a lifetime of watching holywood movies has left me with the intuition that no, they'll never kill off the teenage girl.

NEET 04/08/2021 (Thu) 02:14:55 [Preview] No.338963 del
Gonna knock off at lunch and choof the arvo away

NEET 04/08/2021 (Thu) 02:15:56 [Preview] No.338964 del

NEET 04/08/2021 (Thu) 02:18:02 [Preview] No.338965 del
It's also got that fucking annoying new zealand fat kid from deadpool 2 in it, who I'm not going to post because he looks like the downie kid, and I don't want to be mistaken for downie poster.

NEET 04/08/2021 (Thu) 02:24:34 [Preview] No.338972 del
>and I don't want to be mistaken for downie poster.
You are not having a tantrum. There is a difference.

NEET 04/08/2021 (Thu) 02:25:38 [Preview] No.338973 del
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I thought it might have had some byte strings defined for matching file types or something, but it's doing shit like attached

NEET 04/08/2021 (Thu) 02:29:20 [Preview] No.338974 del
The site has a few areas of improvement.

NEET 04/08/2021 (Thu) 02:32:14 [Preview] No.338975 del
What if downie kid really is a downie, and he's just taken a selfie for the first time and that's when he realised and that's why he's so mad?

NEET 04/08/2021 (Thu) 02:32:19 [Preview] No.338976 del
Cruisey basically has two full time jobs now

NEET 04/08/2021 (Thu) 02:39:40 [Preview] No.338982 del
I could disable image posting but then the issue is he still has access. If this is the process we need to go through, then continue it. Just refresh the page periodically as the posts are removed.

NEET 04/08/2021 (Thu) 02:42:35 [Preview] No.338983 del
>that's why he's so mad?
It could very well be the case and it may not be.

Doesn't really explain why he's sitting here all day and doing it. His appeals are similar to that of that half chan chad fish poster

NEET 04/08/2021 (Thu) 02:42:35 [Preview] No.338984 del
>disable image posting
Why not do that for a while? If we really need to show someone an image, we can post a url of the image to click on.

NEET 04/08/2021 (Thu) 02:42:47 [Preview] No.338985 del
Send Wombo an email at that address of his.
He might have something that can be passed back to the devs.

NEET 04/08/2021 (Thu) 02:43:26 [Preview] No.338986 del
How hard is it to go flouride free? Is flouride added to bottled water you buy at the supermarket?

NEET 04/08/2021 (Thu) 02:53:42 [Preview] No.338989 del
He wants that happen and he is attempting to get this by spamming (i.e. it is a disruption of the board). We are not giving him that power that his tantrums can determine what happens here.

Unless the information was identifying or it came back to him personally, I doubt it would have any impact. This is all assuming that is him.

NEET 04/08/2021 (Thu) 02:58:02 [Preview] No.338992 del

NEET 04/08/2021 (Thu) 02:59:58 [Preview] No.338993 del
byte string begins at 13d0 (5072) in all of the downy pictures

NEET 04/08/2021 (Thu) 03:00:04 [Preview] No.338994 del
What's this?

NEET 04/08/2021 (Thu) 03:00:04 [Preview] No.338995 del
Midday cone

NEET 04/08/2021 (Thu) 03:00:57 [Preview] No.338996 del
How can it be used?

NEET 04/08/2021 (Thu) 03:02:38 [Preview] No.338997 del
you would add a check for it in the upload code, after it has determined the MIME type

NEET 04/08/2021 (Thu) 03:03:49 [Preview] No.338998 del
can I get a bleep blorp

NEET 04/08/2021 (Thu) 03:05:58 [Preview] No.338999 del
Perhaps when the big fella comes on he can look into adding that as I don't have that level of access.

NEET 04/08/2021 (Thu) 03:10:23 [Preview] No.339000 del
yes, it would require somebody who knew the codebase

NEET 04/08/2021 (Thu) 03:20:23 [Preview] No.339004 del
most fluoride is absorbed through the skin while showering

NEET 04/08/2021 (Thu) 03:21:48 [Preview] No.339005 del
nuro is at work

nuro is hurting

nuro will be knocking off at 2pm

nuro will be aquiring 50 panadeine fortes at 2:15

nuro will be at the beach initiating goon cup at 2:30

NEET 04/08/2021 (Thu) 03:22:27 [Preview] No.339006 del
>nuro is hurting
Have you told the doctor about the open stitches?

NEET 04/08/2021 (Thu) 03:22:45 [Preview] No.339007 del
nuro is ok with disbaling image posting to reduce the moderation workload

NEET 04/08/2021 (Thu) 03:23:30 [Preview] No.339010 del
5th beer

NEET 04/08/2021 (Thu) 03:23:34 [Preview] No.339011 del
Yes. They arent really open open, its a subcutaneous stitching

NEET 04/08/2021 (Thu) 03:25:36 [Preview] No.339012 del
Does your body need a sixth?

NEET 04/08/2021 (Thu) 03:30:38 [Preview] No.339013 del
Nah but I’ll have it anyway
And another 6

NEET 04/08/2021 (Thu) 03:50:44 [Preview] No.339014 del
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NEET 04/08/2021 (Thu) 03:52:52 [Preview] No.339015 del
Mysterious fella in a robe beckoned me over to a dark corner at the surf club and said he'll reveal the secret ingredient of Milk Arrowroots if I come to his pathetic men's only book club. If it's just milk I'm going to go ballistic.

NEET 04/08/2021 (Thu) 03:54:10 [Preview] No.339016 del
kek, what type of test was it?

NEET 04/08/2021 (Thu) 03:54:32 [Preview] No.339017 del
>I'm going to go ballistic.
Spank him!

NEET 04/08/2021 (Thu) 03:57:44 [Preview] No.339018 del
driving test

NEET 04/08/2021 (Thu) 03:59:04 [Preview] No.339019 del
Driving instructors can be a weird bunch. Some are fantastic and others are piss poor.

NEET 04/08/2021 (Thu) 05:27:10 [Preview] No.339021 del
Garn the place

NEET 04/08/2021 (Thu) 05:38:25 [Preview] No.339025 del
To the local?

NEET 04/08/2021 (Thu) 05:50:13 [Preview] No.339031 del

NEET 04/08/2021 (Thu) 05:54:20 [Preview] No.339032 del
The plot of godzilla vs kong: godzilla and kong basically double team mecha-godzilla. Kaiju movies seem particularly poorly suited to having many sequels - the best movie out of this series was the 2014, which managed to still give the audience a certain amount of fear and wonder, and that's inevitably worn off as more movies were made.

NEET 04/08/2021 (Thu) 05:59:57 [Preview] No.339033 del
What NEET rating out of ten would you give it?

NEET 04/08/2021 (Thu) 06:25:05 [Preview] No.339039 del
Shame it isn't thiccer.

NEET 04/08/2021 (Thu) 06:25:14 [Preview] No.339040 del
Another problem with kaiju movies is there's generally not much for the actors to do, especially once they've unleashed the monsters. The choices and feelings of the humans make almost no difference to the progression of the movie.

NEET 04/08/2021 (Thu) 06:26:54 [Preview] No.339041 del
I'll give it miss based on this score.

NEET 04/08/2021 (Thu) 06:30:13 [Preview] No.339042 del
Home from work. Good to be doing a poo in my own toilet.

NEET 04/08/2021 (Thu) 06:31:27 [Preview] No.339043 del
Might buy that cage side ticket

NEET 04/08/2021 (Thu) 06:32:35 [Preview] No.339044 del
Poo day relief.

Can you afford it?

NEET 04/08/2021 (Thu) 06:33:02 [Preview] No.339045 del
Yeah, but it starts at 6 so I’ll have to leave work early

NEET 04/08/2021 (Thu) 06:33:38 [Preview] No.339046 del
Oh but you did 11 tickets remember

NEET 04/08/2021 (Thu) 06:36:38 [Preview] No.339048 del
>Indian Runner Duck
Another immigrant stealing a Aussie bird’s show prizes

NEET 04/08/2021 (Thu) 06:50:26 [Preview] No.339050 del
Stout and rocklea road easter bunny for dindins I think

NEET 04/08/2021 (Thu) 06:51:33 [Preview] No.339051 del
I don't think it's anything personal against Nuro. My guess would be the person who keeps doing the spam is upset at endchan as a whole and sees Nuro as a good target for his bullshit. If I were Nuro I wouldn't respond to the spammer's posts, seeing people get upset and paying attention to his antics probably gives him a kick.
Him holding a banana in the CCTV footage was so surreal.
Unfortunate, I hope you remember your password and get your money.
I knew the differences in beer glass names and sizes between states was confusing but I didn't know it was this confusing.
I like this, you should make some more and maybe even vocaroo it.
Sounds very weird, maybe he wants to cuddle you.
27 degrees today in Shitbourne, came back from staying in country VIC with some friends of mummybot's late on Tuesday evening, I spent most of my time out there bushwalking, while mummybot sat at the house drinking wine and gossiping with her friends, I took a lot of pictures, which I'll try and post some of later.

NEET 04/08/2021 (Thu) 06:55:00 [Preview] No.339052 del
>Him holding a banana in the CCTV footage was so surreal.
The need to feed. Feed = Power.

NEET 04/08/2021 (Thu) 06:55:09 [Preview] No.339053 del
Excellent combination neet.

NEET 04/08/2021 (Thu) 07:10:21 [Preview] No.339067 del

Stir fry NEET

don't deny it

NEET 04/08/2021 (Thu) 07:23:49 [Preview] No.339069 del
Good evening (morning) fella. Thank you.

The SmartNEET said:

NEET 04/08/2021 (Thu) 07:24:39 [Preview] No.339070 del
>rocklea road easter bunny
Poo bulking.

NEET 04/08/2021 (Thu) 07:45:43 [Preview] No.339071 del

NEET 04/08/2021 (Thu) 07:47:11 [Preview] No.339072 del
I thought that was a surprise mid-week article by that woman. Two women there that write terrible crap about their lives.

NEET 04/08/2021 (Thu) 07:49:08 [Preview] No.339073 del
they're usually offset by a few days

NEET 04/08/2021 (Thu) 07:49:50 [Preview] No.339074 del
How do these women make money from writing about their sluttiness?
They're like female comedians telling 'jokes' about periods. Through empowering women we're teaching young girls that they're worth is measured by their sex appeal.

NEET 04/08/2021 (Thu) 07:50:37 [Preview] No.339075 del
I don't understand why they do not pay a court reporter a days pay to write articles about what is happening in the community instead of this crap.

NEET 04/08/2021 (Thu) 07:50:41 [Preview] No.339076 del
One of the regulars at the local was outside smoking a dart as I left and tried to make conversation while I had my headphones in.
I smiled at him but otherwise walked onwards. Should have hung around and got to know him.

NEET 04/08/2021 (Thu) 07:51:25 [Preview] No.339077 del
I don't know.
You'd also think after so many failed encounters they'd do some self-reflection on why it is that either none of these men are good enough for them or none of these men want anything to do with them.

NEET 04/08/2021 (Thu) 07:52:55 [Preview] No.339078 del
>Should have hung around and got to know him.
Being local with locals in the local.

NEET 04/08/2021 (Thu) 07:54:27 [Preview] No.339079 del
He will need a very large glass of Metamucil to move that out.

NEET 04/08/2021 (Thu) 07:55:44 [Preview] No.339080 del
They both also have mirror selfies sitting on the floor with skimpy clothes on.
They both know they're making money from being sluts but have a pretentious air of pseudo-activism.

NEET 04/08/2021 (Thu) 08:08:14 [Preview] No.339082 del
I suspect if you went on a date with these women they would have nothing interesting to say about anything. They'd have no hobbies. Unless they were talking about their latest purchase, or sex, reality tv, or parroting the latest woke sound byte, they'd have nothing to say.

NEET 04/08/2021 (Thu) 08:09:12 [Preview] No.339083 del
20 posts
12 deleted
8 remain

NEET 04/08/2021 (Thu) 08:09:47 [Preview] No.339084 del
Just the tard spammer.

NEET 04/08/2021 (Thu) 08:10:41 [Preview] No.339085 del
ausneets is 60% tard?

NEET Admin 04/08/2021 (Thu) 08:12:13 [Preview] No.339086 del
He is a very busy autist.

NEET 04/08/2021 (Thu) 08:16:33 [Preview] No.339087 del
calm down

NEET 04/08/2021 (Thu) 08:16:58 [Preview] No.339088 del
We shall try and calculate the exact value to three decimal places at tonight's Council meeting.

NEET 04/08/2021 (Thu) 08:17:30 [Preview] No.339089 del
Three (You)s.

Thank (You).

NEET 04/08/2021 (Thu) 08:18:28 [Preview] No.339090 del
>The need to feed. Feed = Power.
I guess the whole run in with the police was a conflict over access to feed.

NEET 04/08/2021 (Thu) 08:18:32 [Preview] No.339091 del
I didn't think ausneets were capable of floating point calculation

NEET 04/08/2021 (Thu) 08:19:32 [Preview] No.339092 del
Why would you say that?

NEET 04/08/2021 (Thu) 08:20:00 [Preview] No.339093 del
There was no need to flash your Admin badge

NEET 04/08/2021 (Thu) 08:20:08 [Preview] No.339094 del
>tonight's Council meeting.
It won't be
https://youtube.com/watch?v=mpDimVuhDEA [Embed]

NEET 04/08/2021 (Thu) 08:20:19 [Preview] No.339095 del
before or after everybody has had their fruitbox? >>338425

NEET 04/08/2021 (Thu) 08:20:36 [Preview] No.339096 del
You like how shiny it is.

NEET 04/08/2021 (Thu) 08:21:02 [Preview] No.339097 del
especially when he just used an aussie flag to praise the bleep borp neet

NEET 04/08/2021 (Thu) 08:21:28 [Preview] No.339098 del
the vaccineums

NEET 04/08/2021 (Thu) 08:22:03 [Preview] No.339099 del
>bleep borp
I like this phrase. How can it be a word filter?

NEET 04/08/2021 (Thu) 08:23:05 [Preview] No.339100 del
We just filter for 'bleep borp' and replace it with something else.

NEET 04/08/2021 (Thu) 08:23:38 [Preview] No.339101 del
Unrelated. The...
>Always use role signature
...option was on.

NEET 04/08/2021 (Thu) 08:26:10 [Preview] No.339102 del

NEET 04/08/2021 (Thu) 08:27:18 [Preview] No.339103 del
my anaconda don't want none

NEET 04/08/2021 (Thu) 08:27:52 [Preview] No.339104 del
pip install downiespam

NEET 04/08/2021 (Thu) 08:28:18 [Preview] No.339105 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=LDZX4ooRsWs [Embed]

NEET 04/08/2021 (Thu) 08:28:40 [Preview] No.339106 del

NEET 04/08/2021 (Thu) 08:30:19 [Preview] No.339107 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=jUdGO1_Xshs [Embed]

NEET 04/08/2021 (Thu) 08:30:31 [Preview] No.339108 del
My grandfather would have been 91 today, I go and buy a beer and drink it in memory of him later.

NEET 04/08/2021 (Thu) 08:31:16 [Preview] No.339109 del
Even better than the original.

NEET 04/08/2021 (Thu) 08:31:42 [Preview] No.339110 del
A lovely way to honour his memory.

NEET 04/08/2021 (Thu) 08:31:55 [Preview] No.339111 del
You should.

NEET 04/08/2021 (Thu) 08:32:07 [Preview] No.339112 del

NEET 04/08/2021 (Thu) 08:32:48 [Preview] No.339113 del

NEET 04/08/2021 (Thu) 08:45:43 [Preview] No.339114 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=rGdLNbIc2ZA [Embed]

NEET 04/08/2021 (Thu) 08:47:44 [Preview] No.339115 del
Trying to decide whether to go out and get some ice cream and coke.

NEET 04/08/2021 (Thu) 08:47:48 [Preview] No.339116 del
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NEET 04/08/2021 (Thu) 08:48:25 [Preview] No.339117 del

NEET 04/08/2021 (Thu) 08:49:06 [Preview] No.339118 del
nice to see things are kinda back to normal

NEET 04/08/2021 (Thu) 08:50:04 [Preview] No.339119 del
If only we knew how BASED it is.

NEET 04/08/2021 (Thu) 08:53:00 [Preview] No.339120 del
Bought that fight ticket.

NEET 04/08/2021 (Thu) 08:54:31 [Preview] No.339121 del
How much?

NEET 04/08/2021 (Thu) 08:54:53 [Preview] No.339122 del
Good position?

NEET 04/08/2021 (Thu) 08:55:01 [Preview] No.339123 del

NEET 04/08/2021 (Thu) 08:55:33 [Preview] No.339124 del

https://youtube.com/watch?v=MTUUGmXDJlQ [Embed]

NEET 04/08/2021 (Thu) 08:57:28 [Preview] No.339125 del
its a comfy kind of based

thats fucking sweet bruh im hyped

NEET 04/08/2021 (Thu) 08:59:04 [Preview] No.339126 del
Clapping cheeks.

NEET 04/08/2021 (Thu) 09:08:51 [Preview] No.339127 del
I'll consider that a yes and go in search of some ben + jerry's phish food.

NEET 04/08/2021 (Thu) 09:20:00 [Preview] No.339128 del

NEET 04/08/2021 (Thu) 09:20:16 [Preview] No.339129 del


NEET 04/08/2021 (Thu) 09:22:46 [Preview] No.339130 del
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NEET 04/08/2021 (Thu) 09:22:50 [Preview] No.339131 del

NEET 04/08/2021 (Thu) 09:25:23 [Preview] No.339132 del
Microchips confirmed?

NEET 04/08/2021 (Thu) 09:25:58 [Preview] No.339133 del
Free goon for all?

NEET 04/08/2021 (Thu) 09:30:13 [Preview] No.339134 del
Straight to the arse

NEET 04/08/2021 (Thu) 09:31:34 [Preview] No.339135 del

nah no soma 4 U

NEET 04/08/2021 (Thu) 09:39:03 [Preview] No.339136 del
Intense basedness.

NEET 04/08/2021 (Thu) 09:43:41 [Preview] No.339137 del
I burnt my pizza black.

NEET 04/08/2021 (Thu) 09:47:20 [Preview] No.339138 del
Evening, spherecucks.

NEET 04/08/2021 (Thu) 09:48:17 [Preview] No.339139 del

NEET 04/08/2021 (Thu) 09:48:23 [Preview] No.339140 del
Do you have any brie and olives?

NEET 04/08/2021 (Thu) 09:49:46 [Preview] No.339141 del
Evening NEET.

NEET 04/08/2021 (Thu) 09:50:29 [Preview] No.339142 del
I don't mind it crispy on the edges.

NEET 04/08/2021 (Thu) 09:53:47 [Preview] No.339143 del

NEET 04/08/2021 (Thu) 09:54:22 [Preview] No.339144 del
Gotta keep track of what's important.

NEET 04/08/2021 (Thu) 09:58:12 [Preview] No.339145 del
If they start monitoring my poos, my place is going to have a bandwidth problem.

NEET 04/08/2021 (Thu) 09:58:19 [Preview] No.339146 del
3 balls nuro has 3 balls

NEET 04/08/2021 (Thu) 09:58:44 [Preview] No.339147 del
Dammit, I remember when I first joined this place - there was a guy posting pictures of some heroin he was unwrapping - something he'd bought off the dark. I remember when nuro used to hit up a different public toilet block every night, and just consume whatever he found inside. We used to have integrity. Now 95% of the board has jobs. We may as well rename this place /ausnormies/.

NEET 04/08/2021 (Thu) 09:58:50 [Preview] No.339148 del

NEET 04/08/2021 (Thu) 09:59:49 [Preview] No.339149 del
You'll need Fibre-To-The-Poo.

NEET 04/08/2021 (Thu) 10:01:41 [Preview] No.339150 del
Nuro has an established source of blue blocks now.

NEET 04/08/2021 (Thu) 10:40:53 [Preview] No.339152 del
That must come as a shock.

NEET 04/08/2021 (Thu) 10:43:35 [Preview] No.339153 del
I put myself to bed because it was 9 o’clock. I have just realised the clocks in my house are all showing daylight savings time.

NEET 04/08/2021 (Thu) 10:45:07 [Preview] No.339154 del
Early to bed and early to rise makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise.

NEET 04/08/2021 (Thu) 10:50:22 [Preview] No.339156 del
Night all

NEET 04/08/2021 (Thu) 10:51:06 [Preview] No.339157 del
Goodnight neet.

NEET 04/08/2021 (Thu) 10:51:13 [Preview] No.339158 del
It'll be next. Don't worry.

NEET 04/08/2021 (Thu) 10:51:42 [Preview] No.339159 del
Good night NEET. Sleep tight.

NEET 04/08/2021 (Thu) 11:12:44 [Preview] No.339160 del
>Bronze age mallard container, a toilette article designed to hold make-up. Hippopotamus tusk, 13th century BC
What's the oldest aus/ausneets meme anyone can remember?

NEET 04/08/2021 (Thu) 11:16:24 [Preview] No.339161 del
Good Mallard that lasts the ages.

NEET 04/08/2021 (Thu) 11:16:40 [Preview] No.339162 del
Good night NEETs. Sleep tight.

NEET 04/08/2021 (Thu) 11:17:11 [Preview] No.339163 del
That would make an excellent soap holder.

NEET 04/08/2021 (Thu) 11:17:39 [Preview] No.339164 del
Night neet

NEET 04/08/2021 (Thu) 11:48:02 [Preview] No.339165 del

NEET 04/08/2021 (Thu) 11:50:42 [Preview] No.339166 del

NEET 04/08/2021 (Thu) 11:55:16 [Preview] No.339167 del
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i must have nodded off round 8ish

just woke up to roomates being loud and a text from bossman asking if i can come in early and cover for him


NEET 04/08/2021 (Thu) 12:06:17 [Preview] No.339168 del
Neet neet

NEET 04/08/2021 (Thu) 13:24:35 [Preview] No.339169 del
I need to lose weight. But literally everything that happens in life upsets me and makes me want to eat.

NEET 04/08/2021 (Thu) 13:28:54 [Preview] No.339170 del
It is.
I bought the beer, I will drink it after the gym.
Looks tasty mate.
What did he say?

NEET 04/08/2021 (Thu) 13:33:24 [Preview] No.339171 del

NEET 04/08/2021 (Thu) 20:31:51 [Preview] No.339172 del
Good morning friends.

NEET 04/08/2021 (Thu) 20:33:51 [Preview] No.339173 del
Good evening, fella.

NEET 04/08/2021 (Thu) 20:37:56 [Preview] No.339175 del
Morning neet. What's on for today?

NEET 04/08/2021 (Thu) 20:40:18 [Preview] No.339176 del
Was just thinking about yesterday's wage.
A client's mum called and was going on about her other 'son'.
She said he has mental health issues and that he just had DCP (child protection) take his kid the day the child was born.
I asked where the mother was, and she said that her son is the 'biological' mother.
There was a good 5 minutes of me making her repeat what she said and awkward pauses.
Never had to deal with those types, tbh I still haven't.

NEET 04/08/2021 (Thu) 20:43:39 [Preview] No.339177 del
Wage. I have a day in lieu that I haven't taken again.
My team leader was told to go back to the head office and then she allegedly had a stroke so I better not take it.
This co is as fucked as the last one.

Whats the plan for you today?

NEET 04/08/2021 (Thu) 20:48:12 [Preview] No.339178 del
Great story. These will remain rare, but not without precedent.

NEET 04/08/2021 (Thu) 21:39:24 [Preview] No.339179 del
Thank (You)

You'll be fine.

The need 2 feed.

>I asked where the mother was, and she said that her son is the 'biological' mother.

Good morning NEETs.

NEET 04/08/2021 (Thu) 21:40:55 [Preview] No.339180 del
Sup Beau, how goes it?

NEET 04/08/2021 (Thu) 21:45:45 [Preview] No.339182 del
It is going okay. I feel growing tension from the Mathematics assignment due today that I have finished but feel like a dumb dumb. Yourself?

NEET 04/08/2021 (Thu) 21:59:03 [Preview] No.339183 del
had a can of mondster and a slice of banananana brott
made a paper crane and put it on the HA's keyboard before she gets in

NEET 04/08/2021 (Thu) 21:59:40 [Preview] No.339184 del
YO !

NEET 04/08/2021 (Thu) 22:00:37 [Preview] No.339185 del
I hope it was no Floyd type of Banana.

>made a paper crane

NEET 04/08/2021 (Thu) 22:05:52 [Preview] No.339187 del

NEET 04/08/2021 (Thu) 22:07:31 [Preview] No.339188 del
Roaming unics in Brisband.

NEET 04/08/2021 (Thu) 22:09:23 [Preview] No.339189 del

NEET 04/08/2021 (Thu) 22:09:40 [Preview] No.339190 del

NEET 04/08/2021 (Thu) 22:09:48 [Preview] No.339191 del

NEET 04/08/2021 (Thu) 22:10:13 [Preview] No.339192 del
No, I didn't read the first.

NEET 04/08/2021 (Thu) 22:15:21 [Preview] No.339195 del
A classic joker.

NEET 04/08/2021 (Thu) 22:23:45 [Preview] No.339202 del

Media now decides (post-election) that Biden's son's laptop is the real deal and confirms everything channers and Qtards were talking about, except the CP (which is not mentioned).

NEET 04/08/2021 (Thu) 22:24:44 [Preview] No.339203 del
I still like the article the other day where he said he smoked more cheese than anyone else.

NEET 04/08/2021 (Thu) 22:42:51 [Preview] No.339206 del
I am Loud and Obnoxious
I Like Music that Rhymes
I am a Fraction of the Population
But Commit Half the Crimes

NEET 04/08/2021 (Thu) 22:45:30 [Preview] No.339207 del
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NEET 04/08/2021 (Thu) 22:46:14 [Preview] No.339208 del
Hearty kek

NEET 04/08/2021 (Thu) 22:47:25 [Preview] No.339209 del
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NEET 04/08/2021 (Thu) 22:48:47 [Preview] No.339212 del
My dog was dribbling a bit of blood yesterday. I had a look over him and saw a scratch on his leg but turns out that's not it.
I was getting the car out this morning and a puddle came out his dick in the driveway.
It looks really thick. I'm going to take him to the vet hopefully this morning, they open in 15 mins.
Had a good cry to dad on the phone.
Last time i went to the vet they said they wouldn't do dental surgery because he's too old so today is not going to be good.
I hope it's something that he can have some antibiotics for. I watched him have a piss twice this morning and there was no blood in the urine so that's a good thing.
While on the phone to dad, he told me that my mother's mum passed away. The one I was going to get in touch with months ago and didn't.
Dad's mum is in NSW and my auntie is looking for an age care facility for her to live in, she was supposed to just go over there for easter.
Cunt of a day.

NEET 04/08/2021 (Thu) 22:49:28 [Preview] No.339214 del
I'm sure you'll do fine.

NEET 04/08/2021 (Thu) 22:49:51 [Preview] No.339215 del
> on the HA's keyboard

NEET 04/08/2021 (Thu) 22:50:21 [Preview] No.339216 del
I hope it is something that can be cleared up with antibiotics or something, mate.

NEET 04/08/2021 (Thu) 22:51:27 [Preview] No.339217 del
I don't have high hopes.
I asked dad if I can go up to his to bury him.

NEET 04/08/2021 (Thu) 22:51:55 [Preview] No.339218 del
>It looks really thick. I'm going to take him to the vet hopefully this morning, they open in 15 mins.
I wish you luck and I hope it is good news.

>While on the phone to dad, he told me that my mother's mum passed away.
Sorry for your lost.

>Cunt of a day.
Sounds like it.
Good luck.

NEET 04/08/2021 (Thu) 22:52:46 [Preview] No.339219 del

NEET 04/08/2021 (Thu) 23:07:17 [Preview] No.339221 del
Got him booked in for 1130

NEET 04/08/2021 (Thu) 23:08:38 [Preview] No.339222 del
Take it slow today.

NEET 04/08/2021 (Thu) 23:30:54 [Preview] No.339223 del
Me today.

NEET 04/09/2021 (Fri) 00:06:43 [Preview] No.339224 del
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good morning neetoes !


NEET 04/09/2021 (Fri) 00:09:02 [Preview] No.339225 del
Good morning Nuro.

NEET 04/09/2021 (Fri) 00:24:19 [Preview] No.339227 del

NEET 04/09/2021 (Fri) 00:29:48 [Preview] No.339228 del
Outside Woolies and I see a bloke getting into his block of Cadbury top deck before he's even gotten to the car. Nothing more human than that, you have to admit. Still I took down his licence number and then tried to run him off the road.

NEET 04/09/2021 (Fri) 00:32:10 [Preview] No.339229 del
He should've got a block of Snack.

NEET 04/09/2021 (Fri) 00:42:26 [Preview] No.339230 del
He needed the power to make it to his car.

>then tried to run him off the road.
Poor bloke.


NEET 04/09/2021 (Fri) 00:55:52 [Preview] No.339231 del
>It’s time Australia told the truth about Aboriginal deaths in custody
>>It’s a topic that has seen a Royal Commission and numerous protests but an Indigenous academic has spoken out to say this “crisis” isn’t true.

NEET 04/09/2021 (Fri) 01:05:16 [Preview] No.339237 del
So many hidden posts.

NEET 04/09/2021 (Fri) 01:13:57 [Preview] No.339238 del
They are gone.

NEET 04/09/2021 (Fri) 01:16:18 [Preview] No.339239 del
Good fulla

NEET 04/09/2021 (Fri) 01:16:36 [Preview] No.339240 del
Got to take the dog now.
I think he'll be okay.

NEET 04/09/2021 (Fri) 01:17:39 [Preview] No.339241 del
That removal was the big big fella.

I hope and wish you luck for good news.

NEET 04/09/2021 (Fri) 01:32:57 [Preview] No.339242 del
Good Morning N33Ts

NEET 04/09/2021 (Fri) 01:36:55 [Preview] No.339243 del
Chucked a sickie today. Had a glorious sleep in.

NEET 04/09/2021 (Fri) 01:41:01 [Preview] No.339244 del
Day 1 of BSides Canberra is a little boring so far.
Been watching the live stream.
Ol' penis head from ASIO was the keynote speaker.

NEET 04/09/2021 (Fri) 01:42:13 [Preview] No.339245 del
Good morning NEET.

What's the plan for the rest of the day?

>Been watching the live stream.
How long does it stream for each day?

NEET 04/09/2021 (Fri) 01:43:31 [Preview] No.339246 del
>How long does it stream for each day?
9.00am - 5.30pm Canberra time, with two half hour breaks and an hour lunch break

NEET 04/09/2021 (Fri) 01:47:46 [Preview] No.339247 del
>What's the plan for the rest of the day?

Get started on the weekend to-do list, maybe go to the gym.

NEET 04/09/2021 (Fri) 01:50:15 [Preview] No.339248 del
Hope everything goes well m8

NEET 04/09/2021 (Fri) 03:14:42 [Preview] No.339249 del

NEET 04/09/2021 (Fri) 03:17:06 [Preview] No.339250 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=hT0C-wcDznM [Embed]

NEET 04/09/2021 (Fri) 04:02:10 [Preview] No.339253 del
Back from the vets, she had a good look at the dogs dick and the cut seems to be on the outside of the shaft but inside the sheath.
That's pretty good news, although they still have him and told me to go home. Very uncomfortable leaving him there.

NEET 04/09/2021 (Fri) 04:03:18 [Preview] No.339254 del
That's good news so far, mate. Try not to stress.

NEET 04/09/2021 (Fri) 04:04:14 [Preview] No.339255 del
I am craving a decent boong session, today has been fucked.
Need to wait for them to be done.

NEET 04/09/2021 (Fri) 04:08:50 [Preview] No.339256 del
Sorry to hear about your dog mate, hope everything goes ok.
17 degrees today in Shitbourne, might do some uni work, go to the gym and then go buy some longnecks, this board feels like its dying, feels bad man.

NEET 04/09/2021 (Fri) 04:19:54 [Preview] No.339266 del
I'm craving a bit of a boong up too.
Maybe I'll start late.

NEET 04/09/2021 (Fri) 04:25:20 [Preview] No.339276 del
the sad thing is the text suggests this isn't even automated

NEET 04/09/2021 (Fri) 04:28:03 [Preview] No.339281 del
Cheers mate, I think he's okay.
The dog got a woman's finger right up his cock and one in the arse.
I'm glad they checked his heart rate before that, not after.
I got another bottle of turkey. I think that'll be my drink although I'd prefer something other than coke to mix it with.
The board is dying. It's shit.

NEET 04/09/2021 (Fri) 04:28:54 [Preview] No.339284 del
lol, yeah. He's just a big mong.

NEET 04/09/2021 (Fri) 04:29:07 [Preview] No.339285 del
>The dog got a woman's finger right up his cock and one in the arse.
the lucky bugger

NEET 04/09/2021 (Fri) 04:29:40 [Preview] No.339287 del
When is late for you?

NEET 04/09/2021 (Fri) 04:30:33 [Preview] No.339289 del
Some of us can only dream of such things

NEET 04/09/2021 (Fri) 04:31:04 [Preview] No.339291 del
Surprisingly, she got past the third knuckle up his dick sheath.

NEET 04/09/2021 (Fri) 04:34:32 [Preview] No.339297 del
Anytime past 8 I reckon.
Was gonna go to the gym but the hangover has kind of kicked in late. Not exactly but you know what I mean.

NEET 04/09/2021 (Fri) 04:35:50 [Preview] No.339300 del
I should start later too, when I start too early (around 4ish) I'm usually sober by the time I go to bed.

NEET 04/09/2021 (Fri) 04:55:46 [Preview] No.339333 del
I wouldn't worry about deleting them.
Just click the X.

NEET 04/09/2021 (Fri) 04:57:25 [Preview] No.339336 del
I'm still surprised that as a CloudFlare customer, they can't them to nuke this prick's posts upstream.

NEET 04/09/2021 (Fri) 04:58:39 [Preview] No.339339 del
>they can't them
they can't get them

NEET 04/09/2021 (Fri) 04:58:52 [Preview] No.339340 del
I just disable images in my browser

NEET 04/09/2021 (Fri) 05:03:08 [Preview] No.339347 del
christ, they could also just match the filename in the upload handler and abort

NEET 04/09/2021 (Fri) 05:05:33 [Preview] No.339351 del
or make a cronjob that just searches mongodb for it and drops the relevant row

NEET 04/09/2021 (Fri) 05:08:19 [Preview] No.339356 del
>Cheers mate, I think he's okay.
Good to hear.
>The dog got a woman's finger right up his cock and one in the arse
Getting some action.
>I got another bottle of turkey. I think that'll be my drink although I'd prefer something other than coke to mix it with.
I drink it just with a couple of ice cubes, it nicest like that if you ask me.
>The board is dying. It's shit
It is indeed.

NEET 04/09/2021 (Fri) 05:10:20 [Preview] No.339359 del
NK wouldn't have stood for any of this nonsense.

NEET 04/09/2021 (Fri) 05:13:53 [Preview] No.339360 del
All gone.

NEET 04/09/2021 (Fri) 05:15:28 [Preview] No.339361 del
I have "Unique files" on. It means that he changed that image at least 85 times today. Madness.

NEET 04/09/2021 (Fri) 05:15:33 [Preview] No.339362 del
I've tried to drink scotch neat and with ice but I'm not in to it.
I don't know where to go without this board.
I've been on 16 a bit and they're an okay crowd.

NEET 04/09/2021 (Fri) 05:19:54 [Preview] No.339366 del
I'm sure its probably something you could automate.
What surprises me is that he clearly has a bit of neet lore about him. It's kind of spooky that someone has been lurking here like that and then suddenly becomes like this.
It's pretty sad tbh, I can imagine forum sliding on some big community for the lols but there are like 10 of us here.
Imagine having nothing else to do but that, worse than being covered in curry alcoholic with nothing to do but post on the neetboard.

NEET 04/09/2021 (Fri) 05:22:44 [Preview] No.339370 del
maybe this is the result of monk's learning python

NEET 04/09/2021 (Fri) 05:23:49 [Preview] No.339371 del
It's StirFry NEET (aka Lenalia or whatever, aka tennis women NEET)
I fucking know cunt. My NEETlore is not to be fucked with.
What's really mongtastic is that he's posted his face here before.

NEET 04/09/2021 (Fri) 05:24:12 [Preview] No.339372 del
That was supposed to be word filtered to bleep bloop.

NEET 04/09/2021 (Fri) 05:24:26 [Preview] No.339373 del
He's posting at random times, likely by hand. If I was to do that it'd be at regular intervals.

NEET 04/09/2021 (Fri) 05:25:25 [Preview] No.339374 del
Anyway, garn the local for pre-fight drinks

NEET 04/09/2021 (Fri) 05:29:46 [Preview] No.339375 del

NEET 04/09/2021 (Fri) 05:30:03 [Preview] No.339376 del
Wish this vet would call me to pick up the dog.

NEET 04/09/2021 (Fri) 05:33:36 [Preview] No.339377 del
I will continue to hope and wish for good luck.

NEET 04/09/2021 (Fri) 05:33:52 [Preview] No.339378 del
Take some pictures for us.

NEET 04/09/2021 (Fri) 05:34:07 [Preview] No.339379 del
Goodbye /ausneets/.
Killed by mongs.
What a time it was...
https://youtube.com/watch?v=oaJQrfTo46Y [Embed]

NEET 04/09/2021 (Fri) 05:35:44 [Preview] No.339380 del
No one escapes the bucket. Just refresh your page.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=LDU_Txk06tM [Embed]

NEET 04/09/2021 (Fri) 05:38:29 [Preview] No.339382 del
Cheers mate.

NEET 04/09/2021 (Fri) 05:41:33 [Preview] No.339387 del
We are going to have a break from posting images.

NEET 04/09/2021 (Fri) 06:25:12 [Preview] No.339389 del
Just called the vet, they said he's resting comfortably in his cage.
I know him and he will be doing anything but that if he's in a cage.

NEET 04/09/2021 (Fri) 06:27:19 [Preview] No.339390 del
They want peace of mind for you too.
Do they know what is wrong?

NEET 04/09/2021 (Fri) 06:29:27 [Preview] No.339391 del
I only talked to the receptionist.

NEET 04/09/2021 (Fri) 06:32:35 [Preview] No.339392 del
I hope he gets out this afternoon or only stays one night. Poor doggo.

NEET 04/09/2021 (Fri) 06:37:52 [Preview] No.339393 del
Good to hear neet.

NEET 04/09/2021 (Fri) 06:39:55 [Preview] No.339394 del
What is the doggos name

NEET 04/09/2021 (Fri) 07:01:23 [Preview] No.339395 del
He's probably zonked, so resting comfortably for a while at least.

NEET 04/09/2021 (Fri) 07:09:44 [Preview] No.339396 del
>He's probably zonked
I hope he didn't get on the blue blocks.

NEET 04/09/2021 (Fri) 07:12:46 [Preview] No.339397 del
They aid Nuro's ongoing treatment.

NEET 04/09/2021 (Fri) 07:24:23 [Preview] No.339398 del
Yeah, they said it is open until 7 tonight so he should get out today.
Dog. Blue dog, because he's a heeler.
They said they would call me if they needed to do anything extra apart from the blood test.
If he needed stitches or whatever, that's fine but I would've liked the call.

Thanks everyone for the kind words and shit. It's been a stressful day and I appreciate the concern.

NEET 04/09/2021 (Fri) 07:53:57 [Preview] No.339399 del
I really advise the fellas to ignore (((his))) shit. Ignoring his stuff causing him to get bored. Setting image posting to tiny might help with it, so his posts won't take up much space, even if he rolls out with many posts. That way BO and us, globals, don't have to act fast (which also fuels his activity), or be alert all the time, and help us to scrub stuff at our leisure and not for his manipulation.
Regulating via filenames isn't possible because it's extremely easy to get around that.
Hashbans and unique files don't work since he pre-modifies a bunch of images, maybe with some script, maybe manually (he is an autist tard enough to do that).
Perceptual hash bans are better with a notch, but does not solve the problem, he could just use another image.
I would suggest to enable captcha at every post, but I see a couple of problems with that.

Those who have ideas (I saw a couple of suggestions in the thread) hop on Discord and discuss them with Odilitime. Link to the server is on the top bar on the home page.

I hope your dog will be ok.

It dies if fellas let it.

He is originally from 8chan, similarly to /ausneets/.

NEET 04/09/2021 (Fri) 07:56:59 [Preview] No.339400 del
>Ignoring his stuff causing him to get bored.
I was thinking that and noticed that today when he gets on a roll it becomes a thrill. A cat and mouse game.

>I would suggest to enable captcha at every post, but I see a couple of problems with that.
I don't want that and he can do them pretty fast. He made four threads this morning. I don't see it as being much of a barrier.

NEET 04/09/2021 (Fri) 07:59:23 [Preview] No.339401 del
Just click the X
I do with all of certain NEETs posts.

NEET 04/09/2021 (Fri) 08:00:27 [Preview] No.339402 del
>be ok.
Ta mate.

NEET 04/09/2021 (Fri) 08:00:44 [Preview] No.339403 del
Big like at the foght

NEET 04/09/2021 (Fri) 08:02:18 [Preview] No.339405 del
That is a good strategy.

NEET 04/09/2021 (Fri) 08:06:48 [Preview] No.339406 del
Much drinking?

NEET 04/09/2021 (Fri) 08:09:44 [Preview] No.339407 del
Irony of how slow the threads are moving has the implication that image posting could in theory be disabled for another week or two until we need to create another.

NEET 04/09/2021 (Fri) 08:22:06 [Preview] No.339408 del
I remember three Gens in one day.

NEET 04/09/2021 (Fri) 08:23:21 [Preview] No.339409 del
That must have been a busy day.

NEET 04/09/2021 (Fri) 08:26:20 [Preview] No.339410 del
BO, add this temporarily to the custom.css:
.innerPost .imgLink img {
display: none;

This way images won't get displayed, but NEEToes can open them if they want. And image size limit can be cleared.

NEET 04/09/2021 (Fri) 08:30:14 [Preview] No.339411 del
Done, the site will probably lag.

NEET 04/09/2021 (Fri) 08:40:32 [Preview] No.339413 del

NEET 04/09/2021 (Fri) 08:43:32 [Preview] No.339415 del
Vet called, they're keeping him in overnight.
Gunna get boong'd.
I want a vocaroo from each of you, especially Beau.

NEET 04/09/2021 (Fri) 08:44:02 [Preview] No.339416 del
Wait. I remember talking about the lag. Remind me what did you observe what causing the lag.

NEET 04/09/2021 (Fri) 08:48:17 [Preview] No.339417 del
Adding features to the site (i.e. css) requires the site pages to be updated. It was said that was a bottle neck that one CPU was 100% while the other sat there and watched. The server needs to be hit with a stick.

NEET 04/09/2021 (Fri) 08:48:45 [Preview] No.339418 del
Adding features to the site (i.e. css) requires the site pages to be updated. It was said that was a bottle neck that one CPU was 100% while the other sat there and watched. The server needs to be hit with a stick.

NEET 04/09/2021 (Fri) 08:53:24 [Preview] No.339421 del
>It was said that was a bottle neck that one CPU was 100% while the other sat there and watched.

NEET 04/09/2021 (Fri) 08:58:37 [Preview] No.339424 del
Revert css for now and apply that file size limit.

NEET 04/09/2021 (Fri) 08:59:45 [Preview] No.339426 del
Will do now.

NEET 04/09/2021 (Fri) 09:05:14 [Preview] No.339427 del
We could turn the board text only, but then he will flood with ASCII images.
As posted here >>339399 the tiny files might help.
Otherwise ignoring him.
If you wish hop on IRC we can talk in PMs, the board should be for the fellas chatting.

NEET 04/09/2021 (Fri) 09:13:47 [Preview] No.339428 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=9vhahHg0FNo [Embed]

I feel lonely

NEET 04/09/2021 (Fri) 09:26:38 [Preview] No.339429 del
>Vet called, they're keeping him in overnight.
I hope you can pick him up in the morning and he's feeling better.

NEET 04/09/2021 (Fri) 09:29:57 [Preview] No.339430 del
>the board should be for the fellas chatting.
It will be and will continue to be.

But we have each other.

NEET 04/09/2021 (Fri) 09:52:02 [Preview] No.339431 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=SIYOznYuaDE [Embed]

NEET 04/09/2021 (Fri) 09:52:30 [Preview] No.339432 del
I keep my visions to myself.

NEET 04/09/2021 (Fri) 09:55:53 [Preview] No.339433 del
It'w fuckinh hsot I MISS him
He should be fuchking around near me and rolled up against the wanll neaer the table
I should be feeding him shit by niw with myslox or whatever anti inflamatory
4 non blondes on the wireless
not doing they play pause thing
KNEE Tapping
I wish more of you boong posters,'

NEET 04/09/2021 (Fri) 09:56:28 [Preview] No.339434 del
I hope so.. I need you.'
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ZbDbF1DONVE [Embed]

NEET 04/09/2021 (Fri) 10:00:56 [Preview] No.339435 del
He needs boong lyfe too.

NEET 04/09/2021 (Fri) 10:03:35 [Preview] No.339436 del
>It dies if fellas let it.

NEET 04/09/2021 (Fri) 10:11:21 [Preview] No.339437 del
Wank it back to life.

NEET 04/09/2021 (Fri) 10:12:45 [Preview] No.339438 del
Wank it real good.

NEET 04/09/2021 (Fri) 10:17:29 [Preview] No.339439 del
Lube it for a speed wank.

NEET 04/09/2021 (Fri) 10:32:55 [Preview] No.339440 del
Is Possum’s name Beau?

NEET 04/09/2021 (Fri) 10:34:28 [Preview] No.339441 del
mak u think

NEET 04/09/2021 (Fri) 10:37:52 [Preview] No.339442 del
Possum isn't real.

NEET 04/09/2021 (Fri) 10:38:39 [Preview] No.339443 del
I knew it!

NEET 04/09/2021 (Fri) 10:39:25 [Preview] No.339445 del
Assplain Possum Magic then.

NEET 04/09/2021 (Fri) 10:39:37 [Preview] No.339446 del

give me low down on image posting, tried a few times today but no dice

NEET 04/09/2021 (Fri) 10:43:35 [Preview] No.339447 del
The NEET Council made him up in an attempt to scare NEETs to better themselves and be nicer to their fellow NEETs. But with those big sad eyes and floppy ears Possum was never going to scare anyone.

NEET 04/09/2021 (Fri) 10:48:09 [Preview] No.339449 del
The board does if fellas let it

NEET 04/09/2021 (Fri) 10:49:31 [Preview] No.339450 del
Mmonaro should so this
Hey in touch with him bong sife

NEET 04/09/2021 (Fri) 10:49:39 [Preview] No.339451 del
At least you didn’t shit talk me for 7 minutes this time.

NEET 04/09/2021 (Fri) 10:51:05 [Preview] No.339452 del
Ù9o on

Ì; mpíśš;?? Mÿ đòg

NEET 04/09/2021 (Fri) 10:51:42 [Preview] No.339453 del
Î mïšś my đóg

NEET 04/09/2021 (Fri) 10:55:57 [Preview] No.339455 del
Mong posting disabled it.

NEET 04/09/2021 (Fri) 10:56:37 [Preview] No.339456 del
You are a weird fella. But that's okay.

NEET 04/09/2021 (Fri) 10:56:52 [Preview] No.339457 del
I have been watching a lot of Tiktok.

NEET 04/09/2021 (Fri) 10:56:52 [Preview] No.339458 del
Very nice vocarroor neet, never stop doing them we enjoy them

NEET 04/09/2021 (Fri) 10:57:29 [Preview] No.339459 del
I should make this into a banner tomorrow.

NEET 04/09/2021 (Fri) 10:58:34 [Preview] No.339460 del
I can only imagine how difficult he is to listen to for somebody who isn’t native to Australia

NEET 04/09/2021 (Fri) 10:58:43 [Preview] No.339461 del
do the needful for him.

NEET 04/09/2021 (Fri) 10:59:14 [Preview] No.339462 del
We can do that when your dog is back to normal.

NEET 04/09/2021 (Fri) 10:59:23 [Preview] No.339463 del
Boong lyfe is filled with deep culture.

NEET 04/09/2021 (Fri) 11:00:35 [Preview] No.339464 del
Nod really. Watched lottsa House MD, and got used to Chase's blabber.
Also, I realized vocarooneet is drunk.

NEET 04/09/2021 (Fri) 11:02:47 [Preview] No.339465 del
Monaro just closed the door inmy face.
She acts meqnan but I think she iikes me boonged
like hardcore wmbf gif threassds I'll get siome oneday

NEET 04/09/2021 (Fri) 11:03:41 [Preview] No.339466 del
She doesn't crave the boong lyfe.

NEET 04/09/2021 (Fri) 11:03:42 [Preview] No.339467 del
I's limp and flaccid. It has no girth.

NEET 04/09/2021 (Fri) 11:04:01 [Preview] No.339468 del
EWWhat a thought

NEET 04/09/2021 (Fri) 11:04:52 [Preview] No.339469 del
You have limited powwrr here.

NEET 04/09/2021 (Fri) 11:06:49 [Preview] No.339470 del
bloop bleep

NEET 04/09/2021 (Fri) 11:07:45 [Preview] No.339472 del
The blue blocks are his kryptonite

NEET 04/09/2021 (Fri) 11:08:47 [Preview] No.339473 del
Prince Phillip is dead.

NEET 04/09/2021 (Fri) 11:09:28 [Preview] No.339474 del
No he's not

NEET 04/09/2021 (Fri) 11:09:52 [Preview] No.339475 del
fucjk' Monaro is uo set wuirthg ne,

NEET 04/09/2021 (Fri) 11:10:24 [Preview] No.339476 del
I need to yetteqach her/

NEET 04/09/2021 (Fri) 11:11:17 [Preview] No.339477 del
I habe no blue bloks.

NEET 04/09/2021 (Fri) 11:11:36 [Preview] No.339478 del
I don;t belive you/

NEET 04/09/2021 (Fri) 11:11:45 [Preview] No.339479 del
Notification from BBC says otherwise:
>BBC News - Prince Philip has died aged 99, Buckingham Palace announces

NEET 04/09/2021 (Fri) 11:11:55 [Preview] No.339480 del
She's cranky m8

NEET 04/09/2021 (Fri) 11:12:23 [Preview] No.339481 del
lick my python

NEET 04/09/2021 (Fri) 11:13:25 [Preview] No.339482 del

NEET 04/09/2021 (Fri) 11:14:27 [Preview] No.339483 del
Phone games.

NEET 04/09/2021 (Fri) 11:15:12 [Preview] No.339484 del
>who are you talking to?
You got busted.

NEET 04/09/2021 (Fri) 11:15:29 [Preview] No.339485 del
Fuarc I need to get better at darkest hour again
I forgot so much I keep losing now
Can't even beat Britain in Egypt attacking in 1939
wtf is this

NEET 04/09/2021 (Fri) 11:21:10 [Preview] No.339486 del
Good night NEETs. Sleep tight.

NEET 04/09/2021 (Fri) 11:21:16 [Preview] No.339487 del
I miss Prince Phil already

NEET 04/09/2021 (Fri) 11:22:07 [Preview] No.339488 del
I cant throw slices of salami at anyond

NEET 04/09/2021 (Fri) 11:22:58 [Preview] No.339489 del
if i posted personal shitm, please delee.

NEET 04/09/2021 (Fri) 11:23:16 [Preview] No.339490 del
I miss my dog.

NEET 04/09/2021 (Fri) 11:24:01 [Preview] No.339491 del
He was referring to Monaro’s voice in your recording

NEET 04/09/2021 (Fri) 11:24:33 [Preview] No.339492 del
Beat them, harder.

NEET 04/09/2021 (Fri) 11:27:04 [Preview] No.339493 del

NEET 04/09/2021 (Fri) 11:29:16 [Preview] No.339494 del
Well I'm not sure how much any of that might give away to whom, but deleted.

NEET 04/09/2021 (Fri) 11:34:06 [Preview] No.339495 del
Off to bed now, Cruisey.

NEET 04/09/2021 (Fri) 11:41:12 [Preview] No.339496 del
Night m8

NEET 04/09/2021 (Fri) 11:46:23 [Preview] No.339497 del
Prretty close.
I am donee

NEET 04/09/2021 (Fri) 11:58:10 [Preview] No.339498 del
Feel like my minds shattered. Saw some kind of dark vision sillouette in the doorway, shadow person whatever. Maybe got 30 mins of sleep last night after it happened. Been weirded out all day, the wage was a struggle . Don’t know what to do. Might call Mum.

NEET 04/09/2021 (Fri) 12:00:46 [Preview] No.339499 del
You should.
Use who you can. I CALLED DAD this morninf.

NEET 04/09/2021 (Fri) 12:04:54 [Preview] No.339500 del
imqge posting is disabl3wed so you ill never see my pizza.

NEET 04/09/2021 (Fri) 12:07:49 [Preview] No.339501 del
It looks delicious.

NEET 04/09/2021 (Fri) 12:08:52 [Preview] No.339502 del
Call her. Don't forget to ask how she is.

Huh. I called the shots.

You know what they say. It's not never that's for sure.

NEET 04/09/2021 (Fri) 13:30:03 [Preview] No.339503 del
Holy shit what a fight night

NEET 04/09/2021 (Fri) 15:31:11 [Preview] No.339504 del
Think I just pood myself on the train

NEET 04/09/2021 (Fri) 15:58:16 [Preview] No.339505 del

NEET 04/09/2021 (Fri) 16:51:32 [Preview] No.339506 del
Large poo?

NEET 04/09/2021 (Fri) 16:51:51 [Preview] No.339507 del
Someone has broken into our house and taken the car keys. Absolute scum.

NEET 04/09/2021 (Fri) 17:32:57 [Preview] No.339508 del
Boys in blue have left. It seems that all they got was car keys as a dog barked and they fucked off. Going to get flood light camera tomorrow.

NEET 04/09/2021 (Fri) 17:40:04 [Preview] No.339509 del
Put some roos in the car just in case. Those will beat up the thieves.

NEET 04/09/2021 (Fri) 18:07:52 [Preview] No.339510 del
I can't sleep now. The cars are insured and one is leased but it's all the work to reprogram keys and deal with everything else now.

NEET 04/09/2021 (Fri) 18:20:18 [Preview] No.339511 del
Can't as in too much on your mind or you have to do stuff?

NEET 04/09/2021 (Fri) 18:31:47 [Preview] No.339512 del
I things to do that I am going to start working on and the paranoia is on my mind. The person who crept into our house went through the back door.

NEET 04/09/2021 (Fri) 18:55:44 [Preview] No.339513 del
Good morning NEETs.

NEET 04/09/2021 (Fri) 19:09:07 [Preview] No.339514 del
>The person who crept into our house went through the back door.
Well, as ACDC said, lock it up.

Good evening.

NEET 04/09/2021 (Fri) 19:10:14 [Preview] No.339515 del
>Well, as ACDC said, lock it up.
It will be. We need to change all the locks too.

NEET 04/09/2021 (Fri) 20:13:02 [Preview] No.339517 del
Arm yourself and be prepared to kill them immediately if they appear on your property.

NEET 04/09/2021 (Fri) 20:14:36 [Preview] No.339518 del
Good morning NEET.

Nah just change the locks and install camera. If they come back they will be hit with fists, as I was just defending myself.

NEET 04/09/2021 (Fri) 20:16:55 [Preview] No.339519 del
In BEST A you can kill them dead.
You could also look at putting an isolator on the negative terminal of your car batteries. Bit of a pain in the bum opening the bonnet before you drive, but will stop a dumb nigger.

NEET 04/09/2021 (Fri) 20:17:25 [Preview] No.339520 del
Also good morning. I am doing a poo.

NEET 04/09/2021 (Fri) 20:22:21 [Preview] No.339521 del
>In BEST A you can kill them dead.
I wish.

>but will stop a dumb nigger.
My car has an immobiliser through through the key fob. So if that gets changed even with access to the car they can't do anything.

They would have taken more if it was not for the dog. One of the dogs when I get up at night thinks it will get food and when it saw the intruder it barked. Although it is an inconvenience everything is insured.

>I am doing a poo.
Remember not to strain. I did and there was blood again.

NEET 04/09/2021 (Fri) 20:23:36 [Preview] No.339522 del
Good doggo. Guessing he was too small to take them down?

NEET 04/09/2021 (Fri) 20:32:14 [Preview] No.339523 del
Red cattle barked. She can draw blood but her first instinct is too bark when she see something that scares her, as we never trained her to attack. The old German Sheppard we had would have attacked.

NEET 04/09/2021 (Fri) 21:05:43 [Preview] No.339525 del
Fucking Monk didn't answer my questions.

NEET 04/09/2021 (Fri) 21:06:35 [Preview] No.339526 del
He was too busy having a poo where he was.

Good morning NEET.

NEET 04/09/2021 (Fri) 21:07:15 [Preview] No.339527 del

NEET 04/09/2021 (Fri) 21:15:40 [Preview] No.339528 del
I enjoy you.

NEET 04/09/2021 (Fri) 21:17:59 [Preview] No.339529 del
Fuck, he's actually dead.

NEET 04/09/2021 (Fri) 21:19:31 [Preview] No.339530 del
Shadow people are no joke.

NEET 04/09/2021 (Fri) 21:20:23 [Preview] No.339531 del
It was. A Hawaiian with slices of salami, cheese and salsa on it.

NEET 04/09/2021 (Fri) 21:20:44 [Preview] No.339532 del
How'd it go?

NEET 04/09/2021 (Fri) 21:20:50 [Preview] No.339533 del
It was big news. I had the BBC, AAP, NHK and Al Jazeera apps all bringing up notification within 5 minutes of each other.

NEET 04/09/2021 (Fri) 21:21:20 [Preview] No.339534 del
What the fuck?
Did you lock up when you left?

NEET 04/09/2021 (Fri) 21:22:07 [Preview] No.339535 del

NEET 04/09/2021 (Fri) 21:34:11 [Preview] No.339536 del
going to woolies if any of you want anythink

NEET 04/09/2021 (Fri) 21:42:23 [Preview] No.339537 del
30kg Limes please.

NEET 04/09/2021 (Fri) 21:56:43 [Preview] No.339538 del
>Did you lock up when you left?
We (the family) were in the house. We locked the front door. We didn't look the back door and that is how they got in.

NEET 04/09/2021 (Fri) 21:57:20 [Preview] No.339539 del
No but thanks for asking.

NEET 04/09/2021 (Fri) 21:58:51 [Preview] No.339540 del
Good morning NEET.

NEET 04/09/2021 (Fri) 22:06:33 [Preview] No.339542 del
Nice little API.

NEET 04/09/2021 (Fri) 22:07:52 [Preview] No.339543 del

NEET 04/09/2021 (Fri) 22:10:20 [Preview] No.339544 del
I have been messing with the board settings. It seems our spammer is using a script.

I am going to continue it throughout the day. To keep the magic going.

NEET 04/09/2021 (Fri) 22:13:16 [Preview] No.339545 del
The site is lagging because his script is trying to make all those posts. I wonder if that is normal?

NEET 04/09/2021 (Fri) 22:15:15 [Preview] No.339546 del
The site owners should work out which VPN providers he is using (based on his IP ranges) and then DDoS the providers.

NEET 04/09/2021 (Fri) 22:16:23 [Preview] No.339547 del
We should just click the X

NEET 04/09/2021 (Fri) 22:19:12 [Preview] No.339548 del
>based on his IP ranges
From what I have been told there is no general location. I think it just continues until it finds one that works.

NEET 04/09/2021 (Fri) 22:19:30 [Preview] No.339549 del
That's not a solution though.

NEET 04/09/2021 (Fri) 22:20:48 [Preview] No.339550 del
It works for me.

NEET 04/09/2021 (Fri) 22:26:24 [Preview] No.339551 del
I deleted eighty-five (85) posts in one go yesterday (that was not the total removed). I had to manually click each one. It is very time consuming.

NEET 04/09/2021 (Fri) 22:28:17 [Preview] No.339552 del
I know they're busy, but the site owners could automate that on the backend with a simple script that does a couple of SQL queries.

NEET 04/09/2021 (Fri) 22:29:35 [Preview] No.339553 del
yeah its using some automated toolset

its wierd hows its just ausneets getting tageted

good morning cunts :)

NEET 04/09/2021 (Fri) 22:29:54 [Preview] No.339554 del
Good suggestion, I might bring that up.

NEET 04/09/2021 (Fri) 22:34:33 [Preview] No.339555 del
SELECT id FROM ausneets WHERE filename LIKE '%work-from-home-downy%';
for each returned
DELETE FROM ausneets WHERE id=x;

NEET 04/09/2021 (Fri) 22:35:02 [Preview] No.339557 del
Good morning Nuro.

NEET 04/09/2021 (Fri) 22:42:53 [Preview] No.339559 del
>LIKE '%down-s%';
Would work nicely. I think it's a doable feature if it used PL/SQL then the access could be limited to particular boards.

NEET 04/09/2021 (Fri) 22:44:12 [Preview] No.339560 del
good morning mate

finally got the doonah out. comfy morning.

content deported

NEET 04/09/2021 (Fri) 22:45:05 [Preview] No.339561 del
Holy shit Prince Phillip is dead


NEET 04/09/2021 (Fri) 22:46:13 [Preview] No.339562 del
> a doable feature
seems like its doable


NEET 04/09/2021 (Fri) 22:54:36 [Preview] No.339565 del
What a lovely creature.

NEET 04/09/2021 (Fri) 23:02:00 [Preview] No.339566 del
The thread suggests there are a couple of big chompers hidden away in that mouth.

NEET 04/09/2021 (Fri) 23:08:50 [Preview] No.339567 del
Is it cheaper to get the keys replaced at my own cost or to pay $700 excess in insurance?

I would like the key barrel changed in the door, a new key fob and the ignition code changed so the old keys are disabled. I have looked online but all I can find is a quote for the fob around $250-300 but nothing beyond this quote.

If I call insurance I can fuck the car off somewhere safe or they can deal with it today.

NEET 04/09/2021 (Fri) 23:13:07 [Preview] No.339568 del
I'd call a dealer and ask them. $700 is insane.

NEET 04/09/2021 (Fri) 23:14:20 [Preview] No.339569 del
Do you care about the doors being openable, provided the electronics have been updated?

NEET 04/09/2021 (Fri) 23:16:56 [Preview] No.339570 del
>$700 is insane.
It is high

>Do you care about the doors being open-able,
I would like a genuine key but I am open to alternative parts. The current key fob is small and light.

NEET 04/09/2021 (Fri) 23:17:18 [Preview] No.339571 del
Morning Nutrino

NEET 04/09/2021 (Fri) 23:18:05 [Preview] No.339572 del
That's way too high.

NEET 04/09/2021 (Fri) 23:19:57 [Preview] No.339573 del
I need a new insurance company this year. That is close to their lowest excess and they keep increasing the premiums despite me decrease the value. I got lazy last year and I am biting the bullet until the renewal.

NEET 04/09/2021 (Fri) 23:20:10 [Preview] No.339574 del
Call around about the reflash and then ask about the doors and whether it's worth updating the cylinders. The reflash is the important bit and that should only cost you a couple of hundred at most.

NEET 04/09/2021 (Fri) 23:22:47 [Preview] No.339575 del
>The reflash is the important bit and that should only cost you a couple of hundred at most.
It is. I just don't feel safe that they have access to my physical key that can access the vehicle.

NEET 04/09/2021 (Fri) 23:23:01 [Preview] No.339576 del
morning mate

gonnna need a quick rundown on this key thing. for what purpose ?

NEET 04/09/2021 (Fri) 23:27:48 [Preview] No.339577 del
Monk got robbed last night.

NEET 04/09/2021 (Fri) 23:27:55 [Preview] No.339578 del
I'd contact a couple of conventional locksmiths and ask if they can do car doors. They'll probably be cheaper than a dealership.
Depending on the car, they'll probably have to remove the handle and possibly the interior door card.

NEET 04/09/2021 (Fri) 23:28:26 [Preview] No.339579 del

NEET 04/09/2021 (Fri) 23:39:41 [Preview] No.339580 del
Oi Board Owner. Wanted to give a suggestion just in case "that guy" starts his thing on the board again. I was in the front page of this site and saw an that there's an option to turn off TOR posting for the board.

Meaning anyone using TOR can't post a thing here. Maybe that'll help you out in the problem we normally have.

NEET 04/09/2021 (Fri) 23:58:48 [Preview] No.339581 del
>turn off TOR posting for the board.
That feature is on and so is unique files so that the same image with the same hash cannot be posted twice.

NEET 04/10/2021 (Sat) 00:13:44 [Preview] No.339582 del

if it was nuro i would just go to wreckers and try and barrel and key for ignition and not worry about the doors or a key fob

my lancia has one door that does not lock and i just leave it unlocked everywhere. its really not a problem in current year if you dont leave shit in your car

NEET 04/10/2021 (Sat) 00:22:41 [Preview] No.339583 del
>Depending on the car, they'll probably have to remove the handle and possibly the interior door card.
Dealership parts departments are closed. I might wait to Monday. We have reported it to the police so that part is covered.

>if you dont leave shit in your car
I don't. The issue is if they take it for a joy drive, I may need to make a claim (if it was damaged or they are involved in an accident) and that could be more than the cost of fixing the current issue.

Someone with experience will need to reprogram the immobiliser at the minimum and I don't feel like dealing with it at the moment.

I am not Monk but I am having his violent fantasies at the moment. I feel like some interpretative dancing.

NEET 04/10/2021 (Sat) 00:23:10 [Preview] No.339584 del
its not tor, the tard is burning up VPNs and has some automation

NEET 04/10/2021 (Sat) 00:24:02 [Preview] No.339585 del
>my lancia has one door that does not lock and i just leave it unlocked everywhere.
in some places the cops can charge you for that

NEET 04/10/2021 (Sat) 00:24:54 [Preview] No.339586 del
If you've got some chain and a padlock, run it through the spokes on one wheel.

NEET 04/10/2021 (Sat) 00:25:49 [Preview] No.339587 del
The cute girl at Dan's looked at me with revulsion this morning for some reason.
Having an OP rum and waiting for the next BSides presentation to start.
Might do some tidying up after that.
Tendie wraps for lunch.

NEET 04/10/2021 (Sat) 00:25:59 [Preview] No.339588 del
its not like you are leaving exposed wires to start it with, if they defeated a keylocked ignition your insurer would be good with a claim

fucking wut m8 ??

NEET 04/10/2021 (Sat) 00:26:53 [Preview] No.339589 del
no image because of mong

NEET 04/10/2021 (Sat) 00:27:48 [Preview] No.339590 del
>fucking wut m8 ??
at least in SA they were getting shitty with the number of thefts that were due to fuckwits not locking their car doors in car parks and the like

NEET 04/10/2021 (Sat) 00:28:24 [Preview] No.339591 del
damn the journos are loving this prince william death because it gives them a chance not to talk about fucking covid for once

NEET 04/10/2021 (Sat) 00:28:39 [Preview] No.339592 del
SmartNEET. That is a good idea.

It's all too tiresome.

I think this is in NSW and your insurer won't honour a claim if you stated the car was unlocked.

NEET 04/10/2021 (Sat) 00:28:56 [Preview] No.339593 del

NEET 04/10/2021 (Sat) 00:34:51 [Preview] No.339594 del
I might have a rest until lunch. My brain is sperging out.

NEET 04/10/2021 (Sat) 00:38:17 [Preview] No.339596 del
it was a good thismorning

incredibly satisfying. today is going to be a good day

NEET 04/10/2021 (Sat) 00:41:47 [Preview] No.339597 del
>hire racebaiter
> get him to target your brand
> get tonnes of free advertising pre and post brand change

its all so body corporate

NEET 04/10/2021 (Sat) 00:47:46 [Preview] No.339598 del
pissing off football fans is going to backfire spectacularly

NEET 04/10/2021 (Sat) 00:50:02 [Preview] No.339599 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Yx3kGRi0CtE [Embed]

The next talk is titled "Finding Tony Abbott’s passport number and entering the Do Not Get Arrested Challenge 2020".

Should be entertaining, given what I know of the issue and the presenter.

NEET 04/10/2021 (Sat) 00:56:54 [Preview] No.339600 del
Don't NEETlore shame me.

NEET 04/10/2021 (Sat) 00:58:04 [Preview] No.339601 del
Just got the dog back from the vet.
Went to a bakery on the way home and got a steak and mushroom pie and a kransky. The pie was very good.
Gave half of each to the pup and walked around a park.

NEET 04/10/2021 (Sat) 00:58:33 [Preview] No.339602 del
I wasn't shaming you. I marvel at your abilities.

NEET 04/10/2021 (Sat) 00:58:58 [Preview] No.339603 del
> with revulsion
I don't think it was intended.

NEET 04/10/2021 (Sat) 00:59:24 [Preview] No.339604 del
Did they find anything else wrong?
Bleeding from the donger can also be a sign of pancreatitis, which can be triggered by dietary fat.

NEET 04/10/2021 (Sat) 00:59:36 [Preview] No.339605 del
So much OC missing.

NEET 04/10/2021 (Sat) 00:59:50 [Preview] No.339606 del
I think the mask just slipped.

NEET 04/10/2021 (Sat) 01:00:28 [Preview] No.339607 del
He also wants to change golden gaytimes name.

NEET 04/10/2021 (Sat) 01:00:57 [Preview] No.339608 del
Who was it?
I thought it was Monk while he was at the fight night.

NEET 04/10/2021 (Sat) 01:01:37 [Preview] No.339609 del
It wasn't from the piss hole, he scratched the outside of the pecker, but inside the sheath.

NEET 04/10/2021 (Sat) 01:01:54 [Preview] No.339610 del
Do you wear a mask?

NEET 04/10/2021 (Sat) 01:03:50 [Preview] No.339611 del
oh ffs, "he" has become an "it" and has come out dressed as a female

NEET 04/10/2021 (Sat) 01:18:22 [Preview] No.339612 del
>Tendie wraps for lunch.
I have just ordered some Jap.

NEET 04/10/2021 (Sat) 01:18:40 [Preview] No.339613 del
Tranny pilled.

NEET 04/10/2021 (Sat) 01:19:54 [Preview] No.339614 del
Lovely, it is good to hear a positive development.

NEET 04/10/2021 (Sat) 01:24:48 [Preview] No.339615 del
he has a nice ribbon on her wrist

NEET 04/10/2021 (Sat) 01:39:10 [Preview] No.339616 del

very odd how they are leaving out the fact he was vaccinated a few days earlier

NEET 04/10/2021 (Sat) 01:43:22 [Preview] No.339617 del
Do you think it's the chip Nuro?

NEET 04/10/2021 (Sat) 02:44:09 [Preview] No.339619 del
So now that Prince Philip is dead, the Queen is single again.
What is your plan on how to seduce Elizabeth and take over the monarchy?

NEET 04/10/2021 (Sat) 02:45:15 [Preview] No.339620 del
>wombo taking her majesty out for some bunnings snags in the corvette

NEET 04/10/2021 (Sat) 02:48:17 [Preview] No.339621 del
Good arvo neeties
I swear to God the hangovers are different when I go out drinking on the town compared to when I stay in the neet cave. I assume it has something to do with the pace of drinking. I was smashing em down last night, then had a few more with a meal in China town.
Dreary day inside for us in Melbo, grey with rain, venetians drawn, dark inside.

I Must've been asleep

NEET 04/10/2021 (Sat) 03:11:14 [Preview] No.339622 del
Nuro has solved this.

Its got to do with mixing drinks when you go out

NEET 04/10/2021 (Sat) 03:11:44 [Preview] No.339623 del
Just got back from the shops. I got you all 30kg of fucking nothing.

NEET 04/10/2021 (Sat) 03:12:03 [Preview] No.339624 del
I only drank beers

NEET 04/10/2021 (Sat) 03:14:36 [Preview] No.339625 del
I got us some cheeseburger twisties for us to try

NEET 04/10/2021 (Sat) 03:21:57 [Preview] No.339628 del
Big shop.

NEET 04/10/2021 (Sat) 03:24:54 [Preview] No.339630 del
Good twisties?

NEET 04/10/2021 (Sat) 03:29:36 [Preview] No.339631 del
they don't taste terrible, but stick with regular ones

NEET 04/10/2021 (Sat) 03:38:05 [Preview] No.339632 del
nah mainly just went to chemist for some codeine and psuedoeffidreine

had a small shop at coles, really couldnt stomach the cuck garmets ill wait till till mid week when the mandate ends to do a big shop

NEET 04/10/2021 (Sat) 03:41:29 [Preview] No.339634 del
he's one of these nice-to-everybody half-breed lefties, isn't he?

NEET 04/10/2021 (Sat) 03:51:10 [Preview] No.339635 del
yeah one of those cunts who spends big on PR

the rock is literally crafted by PR firms

NEET 04/10/2021 (Sat) 03:54:24 [Preview] No.339636 del

NEET 04/10/2021 (Sat) 03:59:59 [Preview] No.339637 del
time for a shower and some fresh cumdies

NEET 04/10/2021 (Sat) 04:02:04 [Preview] No.339638 del
cant both wait until monday?

NEET 04/10/2021 (Sat) 04:11:12 [Preview] No.339639 del
>t. WaterEfficientNEET.

NEET 04/10/2021 (Sat) 04:12:20 [Preview] No.339640 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=fOpV8VWLx9Q [Embed]

NEET 04/10/2021 (Sat) 04:14:00 [Preview] No.339641 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=5tYcQ6J0TaU [Embed]

NEET 04/10/2021 (Sat) 04:22:57 [Preview] No.339645 del
YouTube has suspended the Bsides stream for "policy violations"

NEET 04/10/2021 (Sat) 04:23:42 [Preview] No.339647 del
oh I wonder who that could have been

NEET 04/10/2021 (Sat) 04:34:48 [Preview] No.339651 del
Pringles, redbull, and 12 standoes acquired.
Time to finally start organising this messy archive of thousands of photos and stuff.

NEET 04/10/2021 (Sat) 04:36:35 [Preview] No.339652 del
They have their own mong posters.

I think it's back to manually refreshing now. It's actually quite sad that he sits on here for hours each day refreshing the page to see if the file size increases because he hates this place and it's rules.

I do wonder if he was that coronachan spammer I pissed over the other day because I filtered onion domain. I would have let him post a link like I do for 16chan, if he asked nicely to remove the filter but he has such a foul attitude. Those nasty people often have a bad smell about them.

NEET 04/10/2021 (Sat) 04:39:58 [Preview] No.339653 del

https://youtube.com/watch?v=nYHDj2sB-rc [Embed]

NEET 04/10/2021 (Sat) 05:21:54 [Preview] No.339654 del
Fucking neighbour asked to use my microwave.
I said yes.
He hasn't replied or shown up at the door in 15 minutes. What the fuck

NEET 04/10/2021 (Sat) 05:24:06 [Preview] No.339655 del
Take it to him.

NEET 04/10/2021 (Sat) 05:25:00 [Preview] No.339656 del
Fucking neighbour said I could use his microwave.
I said thanks.
He hasn't replied or show up at the door in 15 minutes. What the fuck.

NEET 04/10/2021 (Sat) 05:29:58 [Preview] No.339657 del
Now I'm stuck here waiting for the potential response and can't do the needful in peace.

NEET 04/10/2021 (Sat) 05:33:00 [Preview] No.339658 del

NEET 04/10/2021 (Sat) 05:36:49 [Preview] No.339659 del

NEET 04/10/2021 (Sat) 05:38:03 [Preview] No.339660 del
Then I remember how horrible the ending was.

NEET 04/10/2021 (Sat) 05:38:52 [Preview] No.339661 del
Give it a clean for him.

He would probably keep it.

NEET 04/10/2021 (Sat) 05:39:09 [Preview] No.339662 del
Speed wank!

NEET 04/10/2021 (Sat) 05:44:46 [Preview] No.339664 del

NEET 04/10/2021 (Sat) 05:46:30 [Preview] No.339665 del
Touch of Tony.

NEET 04/10/2021 (Sat) 05:46:50 [Preview] No.339666 del
Sorry to hear that, did they get the car as well?
There was a qt girl at Dan's when I went yesterday, she was helpful to me though, she helped me find the last 3 pack of longnecks of Carlton Draught.
18 degrees today in Shitbourne, cunt of a day so far, the car almost overheated when I was driving it this morning and when I opened up the bonnet I found that there's not much coolant left, the cheapest place to get some that isn't concentrate and I'd have to mix myself, something that I'm a bit skittish about doing myself, is actually the stealership, which opens on Monday, and I was planning to do some driving tonight and tomorrow. Then I found a big ulcer in my mouth which looks all nasty and full of blood and pus.

NEET 04/10/2021 (Sat) 05:49:07 [Preview] No.339667 del
Hello Sperg.
AutoBarn sells 1L bottles of Penrite universal coolant. No mixing needed. Just pour it into the overflow tank.

NEET 04/10/2021 (Sat) 05:50:35 [Preview] No.339669 del
universal meaning it can go into a system with either red/green/blue coolant without causing a problem

NEET 04/10/2021 (Sat) 05:51:53 [Preview] No.339670 del
Hello, how are you?
Thanks, Is it okay to put this one in if the car has had the red one before?

NEET 04/10/2021 (Sat) 05:52:36 [Preview] No.339671 del
I'm good thanks.

Yes, it's safe to add to systems of any colour.

NEET 04/10/2021 (Sat) 05:53:13 [Preview] No.339672 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=nwrjZjapo1o [Embed]

NEET 04/10/2021 (Sat) 05:53:32 [Preview] No.339673 del
>Sorry to hear that, did they get the car as well?
No just ransacked one car of company IT that chances are they will be able to lock remotely because most iPads can be bricked.

>when I opened up the bonnet I found that there's not much coolant left,
Lucky you paid attention

>looks all nasty and full of blood and pus.
Get this https://www.bonjela.com.au/

NEET 04/10/2021 (Sat) 05:54:01 [Preview] No.339674 del
>blue coolant
What's the difference with blue? I have heard red/green but not blue.

NEET 04/10/2021 (Sat) 05:55:52 [Preview] No.339675 del
From memory it's got some kind of corrosion protection in it for some applications. Not very common.

NEET 04/10/2021 (Sat) 05:56:21 [Preview] No.339676 del
Dans instagram page has a LGBT coloured Dan as their profile photo.

NEET 04/10/2021 (Sat) 05:56:58 [Preview] No.339677 del
You should probably also get your car checked if it has suddenly started losing coolant. Could be a radiator or hose leak, or something more serious like a gasket failure. Check the oil cap for white gunk.

NEET 04/10/2021 (Sat) 05:59:47 [Preview] No.339678 del

NEET 04/10/2021 (Sat) 06:01:37 [Preview] No.339679 del
if we could post images I'd have posted
and some ira meme

NEET 04/10/2021 (Sat) 06:03:30 [Preview] No.339680 del
tfw cant post photos of the hot fight girl bums

NEET 04/10/2021 (Sat) 06:05:01 [Preview] No.339681 del
bums are gross they have poo in them

NEET 04/10/2021 (Sat) 06:08:26 [Preview] No.339682 del
The same barrier to organising all these photos and files has occurred.
Going down memory lane and wanting to wank to the ex-gf's and flings.

NEET 04/10/2021 (Sat) 06:08:58 [Preview] No.339683 del
harden the fuck up, you big poof

NEET 04/10/2021 (Sat) 06:11:33 [Preview] No.339684 del
I'm super hard

NEET 04/10/2021 (Sat) 06:12:25 [Preview] No.339685 del

NEET 04/10/2021 (Sat) 06:12:25 [Preview] No.339686 del

NEET 04/10/2021 (Sat) 06:13:03 [Preview] No.339687 del
Dan + NK night visits integration

NEET 04/10/2021 (Sat) 06:18:36 [Preview] No.339688 del
Could #BO enable image posting for 5 minutes ?

NEET 04/10/2021 (Sat) 06:24:01 [Preview] No.339689 del
BO isn't your lapdog fuckhead

NEET 04/10/2021 (Sat) 06:30:04 [Preview] No.339690 del
#BO is not a lapdog and is based

I am not fuckhead either you absolute fuckwit

NEET 04/10/2021 (Sat) 06:35:32 [Preview] No.339691 del

NEET 04/10/2021 (Sat) 06:36:15 [Preview] No.339692 del
lol, thats what I thought too.
I was watching a thing about stiff little fingers before.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=gBE4i0-YK2k [Embed]

NEET 04/10/2021 (Sat) 06:36:51 [Preview] No.339693 del
I have a picture of my dog's dick blood pool tthat I fear will never be seen.

NEET 04/10/2021 (Sat) 06:37:23 [Preview] No.339694 del
Beau is my lapdog.

NEET 04/10/2021 (Sat) 06:40:27 [Preview] No.339695 del
Look an image !

NEET 04/10/2021 (Sat) 06:45:45 [Preview] No.339696 del

NEET 04/10/2021 (Sat) 06:47:03 [Preview] No.339697 del
U mad cunt ? Teehehehehhee

NEET 04/10/2021 (Sat) 06:47:13 [Preview] No.339698 del
That's an okay idea.

NEET 04/10/2021 (Sat) 06:55:15 [Preview] No.339700 del

NEET 04/10/2021 (Sat) 06:59:57 [Preview] No.339701 del

NEET 04/10/2021 (Sat) 07:01:57 [Preview] No.339702 del
Lol at the island. 3 guys are trying to kayak across to camp and are getting owned by the surf. This is slow motion train wreck unfolding before my eyes.

NEET 04/10/2021 (Sat) 07:06:40 [Preview] No.339703 del
I need to start getting ready for din dins. Seeing Monaro's folks.

NEET 04/10/2021 (Sat) 07:09:54 [Preview] No.339704 del
We could extend the NEET legacy to:

NEET 04/10/2021 (Sat) 07:12:38 [Preview] No.339705 del
Take doggo.

NEET 04/10/2021 (Sat) 07:16:50 [Preview] No.339706 del
No submission to downie poster. No prisoners.

NEET 04/10/2021 (Sat) 07:21:12 [Preview] No.339707 del
You're my BITCH!

NEET 04/10/2021 (Sat) 07:24:04 [Preview] No.339708 del
You but a mere mong.

NEET 04/10/2021 (Sat) 07:32:12 [Preview] No.339710 del

NEET 04/10/2021 (Sat) 07:32:13 [Preview] No.339711 del
Could you explain to everyone why you hate this board so much but spend equally if not more time learning about and interacting with the board?

NEET 04/10/2021 (Sat) 07:32:50 [Preview] No.339712 del
Mong Mechanics 101

NEET 04/10/2021 (Sat) 07:34:00 [Preview] No.339713 del
Stop interacting with him.

NEET 04/10/2021 (Sat) 07:34:09 [Preview] No.339715 del
can a neighboring neet come chill with you guys?

NEET 04/10/2021 (Sat) 07:34:59 [Preview] No.339717 del

NEET 04/10/2021 (Sat) 07:35:56 [Preview] No.339718 del
maybe he's not so bad

NEET 04/10/2021 (Sat) 07:36:28 [Preview] No.339719 del
apa kabar mas?

NEET 04/10/2021 (Sat) 07:36:38 [Preview] No.339720 del
He's just been deported to Indonesia

NEET 04/10/2021 (Sat) 07:41:15 [Preview] No.339721 del
Good morning Fella.

NEET 04/10/2021 (Sat) 07:41:46 [Preview] No.339722 del
Pretty chill here

NEET 04/10/2021 (Sat) 07:45:10 [Preview] No.339723 del

NEET 04/10/2021 (Sat) 07:45:31 [Preview] No.339724 del
Good evening to you all.

NEET 04/10/2021 (Sat) 07:45:31 [Preview] No.339725 del
friends, kabarku baik mas. kabar mas aussie gimana?

NEET 04/10/2021 (Sat) 07:47:34 [Preview] No.339726 del
What's for breakfast?
What are your plans for the weekend?

NEET 04/10/2021 (Sat) 07:49:27 [Preview] No.339728 del
Baik saja. Setiap hari lagi sama.
Berapa lihat board ini? Kamu dari endchan indo board ya? di sini ada masala spam tapi kita masih kommunitas loh

NEET 04/10/2021 (Sat) 07:51:20 [Preview] No.339733 del
Merokok dan minum lagi

NEET 04/10/2021 (Sat) 07:54:10 [Preview] No.339737 del
Ok, I ended up getting the red one as my car takes red.
Good to hear you're well.
>No just ransacked one car of company IT that chances are they will be able to lock remotely because most iPads can be bricked.
Is your work pissed off at this or are they ok?
>Lucky you paid attention
I always try to be switched on with this kind of stuff, not doing so can get expensive.
>Get this
I might
I will go in for a service in 2000km.
Not good.

NEET 04/10/2021 (Sat) 07:54:44 [Preview] No.339739 del
Just made another thread that I will unlock as we get closer to the next. That way image posting does not need to be enabled for another 1000 posts.

NEET 04/10/2021 (Sat) 07:58:13 [Preview] No.339740 del
>Is your work pissed off at this or are they ok?
Not my stuff thankfully. They were metres from all my electronics though. I think the dog barking disturbed their hunt.

NEET 04/10/2021 (Sat) 08:04:08 [Preview] No.339741 del
did your dog say what nationality they were?

NEET 04/10/2021 (Sat) 08:07:41 [Preview] No.339742 del
Not yet. They left behind a hat and I can imagine that it will be tested for the DNA. Since they stole both sets of keys for one car, a similar repair job with all the sensors cost around $8k on insurance since its 2020 model with all these sensors and features. The potential damage isn't petty theft. It is approaching close $10k for what little they stole due to the damages.

NEET 04/10/2021 (Sat) 08:13:19 [Preview] No.339743 del
>Since they stole both sets of keys for one car, a similar repair job with all the sensors cost around $8k on insurance since its 2020
I keep spares for the commie and the vette in the gun safe.

NEET 04/10/2021 (Sat) 08:15:14 [Preview] No.339744 del
so if that car was locked, does that mean the the reprogrammers have to smash a window too?

NEET 04/10/2021 (Sat) 08:17:38 [Preview] No.339745 del
>I keep spares for the commie and the vette in the gun safe.
I do the same with my keys. I have no clue why they didn't give me their spare. My safe is in a built in wardrobe bolted to the ground and is fire proof similar to the one they put thermite on top of in the video. It is heavy as fuck.

Never have your keys in eye sight. Hide them.

NEET 04/10/2021 (Sat) 08:18:58 [Preview] No.339746 del
Chemist Warehouse has 10% sale today and tomorrow. I have order $100 worth of Listerine delivered to my door to last another year.

NEET 04/10/2021 (Sat) 08:19:55 [Preview] No.339747 del
proactive oral hygiene, NOOT

I was going there tomorrow to get some more coffee protein powder, so that's good

NEET 04/10/2021 (Sat) 08:20:28 [Preview] No.339748 del
Did you remember to order me 30kg lube?

NEET 04/10/2021 (Sat) 08:21:01 [Preview] No.339749 del
Nah the cunts went through each of our cars (I am pretty sure mine was unlocked) and left them unlocked. The car cannot be moved because it needs power for steering and to disengage the electronic hand break. It is a cluster fuck. It is the towing and then finding out what code is needed to unlocked the car.

NEET 04/10/2021 (Sat) 08:21:22 [Preview] No.339750 del
big funnel

NEET 04/10/2021 (Sat) 08:22:34 [Preview] No.339751 del
>electronic hand break
sorry but lmao

NEET 04/10/2021 (Sat) 08:22:34 [Preview] No.339752 del
10% off as 1L + 500ml Listerine Zero alcohol is on sale as the same price as the other double packs.

No but you would get free shipping at $50 and that order would be more than $50.

NEET 04/10/2021 (Sat) 08:23:06 [Preview] No.339753 del
>(I am pretty sure mine was unlocked
pro tip: don't admit that sort of thing here or anywhere else

NEET 04/10/2021 (Sat) 08:24:59 [Preview] No.339754 del
>sorry but lmao
No it is nasty. You have it hold it up like a switch and literally hear the sound before a light comes on to say it is off. The old hand break is comfy that when it is position it is on.

NEET 04/10/2021 (Sat) 08:26:42 [Preview] No.339755 del
it's a disaster waiting to happen

the two truck is basically going to have to drag it with wheels locked onto the bed

imagine if that engaged while driving

NEET 04/10/2021 (Sat) 08:27:03 [Preview] No.339756 del

NEET 04/10/2021 (Sat) 08:28:10 [Preview] No.339757 del
Good point, I understand.

I mean this morning my car has a button on the door to unlock it. I pressed it. The car was locked. I needed to press it again to unlock it. Your point is valid though I shouldn't say what they would stretch.

NEET 04/10/2021 (Sat) 08:31:31 [Preview] No.339758 del
Fuck I was going to dry out some wet weed in my neighbors microwave but I ended up scraping the bong and smoking the resin. I totally spaced it and now he thinks I'm a mong.

NEET 04/10/2021 (Sat) 08:32:52 [Preview] No.339759 del
>it's a disaster waiting to happen
It has killed people. An actor in Hollywood was killed by his car. He thought it was engaged but it wasn't from what I recall after he got out of the car to do something and it rolled him over.

>imagine if that engaged while driving
It's smart enough to start blaring sounds in these events. Some of the new tech is nice but some of the tech in this car is nasty like stop start. You need to wait for the engine to quickly restart after a stop last more than a second or two so it is not an immediate start.

>imagine if that engaged while driving
It is like the power steering in these cars when inactive is a complete lock. I honestly think the car industry is testing these cars on customers.

NEET 04/10/2021 (Sat) 08:33:02 [Preview] No.339760 del
Don't worry about it m8, give him an ounce later on to make up for it.

NEET 04/10/2021 (Sat) 08:33:27 [Preview] No.339761 del
>I totally spaced it and now he thinks I'm a mong.
Knock on his door and ask for a cup of sugar.

NEET 04/10/2021 (Sat) 08:35:58 [Preview] No.339762 del
>An actor in Hollywood was killed by his car
Anton Yelchin (Chekov-Star Trek)

NEET 04/10/2021 (Sat) 08:41:11 [Preview] No.339763 del
> I honestly think the car industry is testing these cars on customers.
That scene in Fight Club where he describes the number and cost of deaths relating to a particular car model and the threshold for a recall is fairly accurate I believe.

NEET 04/10/2021 (Sat) 08:41:56 [Preview] No.339764 del
That's the bloke. I new the connection was to something I liked.

NEET 04/10/2021 (Sat) 08:42:34 [Preview] No.339765 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=SiB8GVMNJkE [Embed]

NEET 04/10/2021 (Sat) 09:09:01 [Preview] No.339766 del
Thank you.

NEET 04/10/2021 (Sat) 09:20:14 [Preview] No.339767 del




NEET 04/10/2021 (Sat) 09:24:25 [Preview] No.339768 del

NEET 04/10/2021 (Sat) 09:25:00 [Preview] No.339769 del
I am not waiting until midnight or whenever to enable image posting and then deal with the mong.

NEET 04/10/2021 (Sat) 09:28:33 [Preview] No.339770 del
Nuro sweat gets sold by the gram on ONLYSIMPS

it should be enabled for 5 minutes on the hour. If shit happens we are dealing with automted glowie fuckwits

NEET 04/10/2021 (Sat) 09:39:20 [Preview] No.339771 del
No I think the complete fun of it needs to removed so there is no cat or mouse game. I see it being disabled for another week. You can post images on >>>/test/ and link them here.

NEET 04/10/2021 (Sat) 09:44:15 [Preview] No.339772 del
Wanna play a video game but they're all shit

NEET 04/10/2021 (Sat) 09:45:17 [Preview] No.339773 del
Ain't that the truth.

NEET 04/10/2021 (Sat) 09:46:12 [Preview] No.339774 del
Play with your NEET stick and pretend it's a joystick.

NEET 04/10/2021 (Sat) 09:47:47 [Preview] No.339775 del
What would he use as the fire button.

NEET 04/10/2021 (Sat) 09:48:26 [Preview] No.339776 del
the taint

NEET 04/10/2021 (Sat) 09:52:16 [Preview] No.339777 del
The local has decided to close the door and the street side windows due to the colder weather.
How disappointing.

NEET 04/10/2021 (Sat) 09:54:05 [Preview] No.339778 del
are you going to stand for this shit? flip a table over!

NEET 04/10/2021 (Sat) 09:54:37 [Preview] No.339779 del
Let out a huge REEEEEEE

NEET 04/10/2021 (Sat) 09:55:27 [Preview] No.339780 del
At the very least he should glass someone.

NEET 04/10/2021 (Sat) 09:56:13 [Preview] No.339781 del
Its like a normie hipster bar now. Swanky wine sippers in their warm little faggot bar. No more battlers with long necks doing their arvo people watching.
I'll take my problems somewhere else I reckon

NEET 04/10/2021 (Sat) 09:58:48 [Preview] No.339782 del
well it is saturday night
most of those blokes are at home

NEET 04/10/2021 (Sat) 10:03:13 [Preview] No.339783 del
Yeah but in general the weather will get worse and they'll continue to close the place up. Which is fine, but not my vibe.

NEET 04/10/2021 (Sat) 10:06:52 [Preview] No.339784 del
Ass Creed Odyssey is good

NEET 04/10/2021 (Sat) 10:17:53 [Preview] No.339785 del
night all

NEET 04/10/2021 (Sat) 10:19:00 [Preview] No.339786 del

NEET 04/10/2021 (Sat) 10:20:36 [Preview] No.339787 del
At the fight last night there was a guy called Tommy in the cage.
There must have been 30+ wogs in the crowd behind me, assume they're all likely part of his extended family.
They were all chanting "Toooommmy! Toooommmy!" as the fight went on. Tommy lost by submission in the 3rd round, and I applauded the underdog, but fuck me, imagine having those people saying your name. Imagine having an extended family like that, a community of people all cheering you on.
Meanwhile I have 5 remaining family members. I wonder what things would be like if I had that classic family experience, big Christmas lunches and shit, hanging out with my cousins. Wild.

NEET 04/10/2021 (Sat) 10:21:07 [Preview] No.339788 del
Goodnight, may you have sweet erotic dreams to carry you through the night.

NEET 04/10/2021 (Sat) 10:22:11 [Preview] No.339789 del
fucking meantalllllll

https://youtube.com/watch?v=FbVR2WDrWno [Embed]

wht are we watching toonite NEETS ?

NEET 04/10/2021 (Sat) 10:22:33 [Preview] No.339790 del
They need to install some venetians.

NEET 04/10/2021 (Sat) 10:23:47 [Preview] No.339791 del
Good night NEET. Sleep tight.

NEET 04/10/2021 (Sat) 10:31:20 [Preview] No.339793 del
Those fags are destroying the environment. They add to the erosion.

NEET 04/10/2021 (Sat) 10:35:00 [Preview] No.339794 del
Kek, Imagine all the Boomers freaking out when the blinds start talking to them and judging them on their life choices.

NEET 04/10/2021 (Sat) 10:44:42 [Preview] No.339795 del
I'd watch that show titled Monk's local.

NEET 04/10/2021 (Sat) 10:49:51 [Preview] No.339796 del
> erosion

fuck fuck sake its mine site .... not even greta bitches about erosion .....


NEET 04/10/2021 (Sat) 10:54:41 [Preview] No.339797 del
Greta is erosion and erosion isn't even real.

NEET 04/10/2021 (Sat) 10:55:23 [Preview] No.339798 del
It would be like Fantasy Island, Monk would be Mr. Roarke
and Possum would be Tattoo
and all the patrons at the bar would live their fantasys out through the Venetians.

NEET 04/10/2021 (Sat) 10:56:47 [Preview] No.339799 del
gaslighting is gaslighting and why would a ghost even post here ???

NEET 04/10/2021 (Sat) 10:57:20 [Preview] No.339800 del
Could it have George of Jungle theme song but all words are mong.

NEET 04/10/2021 (Sat) 10:57:52 [Preview] No.339801 del
Wank time

NEET 04/10/2021 (Sat) 10:59:26 [Preview] No.339802 del
The needful.

NEET 04/10/2021 (Sat) 11:00:03 [Preview] No.339803 del
To reflect on all delete mong images?

NEET 04/10/2021 (Sat) 11:02:41 [Preview] No.339804 del
Yes, and instead of Tattoo singing out The Plane The Plane
he would yell out The Garlic Bread The Garlic Bread

NEET 04/10/2021 (Sat) 11:07:32 [Preview] No.339805 del
Here - and Hungary always lags in regulations - it is illegal to build shit in the woods, and if I understand it correctly one can only ride bikes on tourist trails which are marked out as such.

NEET 04/10/2021 (Sat) 11:16:06 [Preview] No.339806 del