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NEET General #341 - Resisting death anxiety and becoming the Nietzschean Overman Edition NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 06:23:18 [Preview] No. 342053
How are you improving yourself this week NEET?
Lowering the standards? Learning something new? Exercising? Fixing your laptop?

OLD: >>340951
Edited last time by imissfather on 04/19/2021 (Mon) 06:54:02.

NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 06:24:15 [Preview] No.342054 del
Victoria Bitter best V

NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 06:24:42 [Preview] No.342055 del
No, this is just automatically splitting my pay into different accounts.
I don't think you can salary sacrifice a mortgage.

NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 06:25:56 [Preview] No.342056 del
Scotty from Marketing received a warm welcome at the Clare Garden Festival today.

NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 06:28:22 [Preview] No.342058 del
Where do you find this shit?

NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 06:28:33 [Preview] No.342059 del
that neet is going to get stuck in the old thread again

NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 06:28:51 [Preview] No.342060 del
Delightfully based.

NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 06:29:14 [Preview] No.342061 del
He has a linking post now, if he refuses to refresh that's up to him.

NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 06:29:16 [Preview] No.342062 del
the 'Shit Adelaide' instagram community

NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 06:29:30 [Preview] No.342063 del

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NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 06:34:03 [Preview] No.342068 del
that third picture is more weber life

NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 06:34:21 [Preview] No.342069 del
HPV arc.

NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 06:34:26 [Preview] No.342070 del
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I'm not sure if you can either, I know you can with cars and all sorts so you might be able to.

NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 06:35:25 [Preview] No.342071 del
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How times have changed.

NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 06:37:25 [Preview] No.342072 del
I always fuck it up aye.
Man I miss that pool

NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 06:37:46 [Preview] No.342073 del
fringe benefits tax applies with cars and stuff
it's all very complicated and probably not worth the effort unless you're earning $500k+ and can afford to retain an accountant

NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 06:38:01 [Preview] No.342074 del
PROUDNEET, still looking for him.

NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 06:38:07 [Preview] No.342075 del
If I close the screen on this laptop, the internet stops and then it takes two attempts to get it back on after a 3 min wait.

NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 06:38:44 [Preview] No.342076 del
that's because closing the lid is suspending the OS

NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 06:39:07 [Preview] No.342077 del
fark me, its been a while

NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 06:40:32 [Preview] No.342078 del
>interspersed with homemade Big Mac replicas
A delightful post.

NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 06:40:58 [Preview] No.342079 del
He must be wanking outside the gen alone.

NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 06:42:55 [Preview] No.342081 del
I'm a mong, two of them weren't supposed to be posted.

NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 06:43:24 [Preview] No.342082 del
Are you on your other laptop?
Second pic is NK btw

NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 06:43:43 [Preview] No.342083 del
Do you think if he hits it hard enough it will speed up?

NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 06:44:16 [Preview] No.342084 del
It's too complicated for me.
Cow orker's mum paid her car off with it and she explained it in great detail but I still didn't get it.

NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 06:44:29 [Preview] No.342085 del
yeah should do
if not, drop it onto a tiled floor

NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 06:44:57 [Preview] No.342086 del
Oh. I'll just leave it open then.

NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 06:45:53 [Preview] No.342087 del
the repayment just comes out of your fortnightly salary before tax is applied
depending on how much the repayment is, this might be enough to reduce the tax you pay on the lesser amount of salary that remains

NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 06:47:09 [Preview] No.342088 del
The turbo slap

NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 06:48:10 [Preview] No.342089 del
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Yeah, all of these are just from one folder and there are folders inside folders everywhere.
Those are those old raping jeans he wore every day before getting those ones with the zips.

NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 06:49:18 [Preview] No.342090 del
That fucking camera
God knows what mischievous goingons he was up to when no one was looking.

NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 06:51:25 [Preview] No.342091 del
Live poo shows on demand.

NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 06:52:26 [Preview] No.342092 del
Kind of disappointed I never had a folder for his inadequate quality pics.

NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 06:53:54 [Preview] No.342093 del
He always has the poo phone, perhaps one day he upload a zip of all of them.

NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 06:55:34 [Preview] No.342094 del
he should put them on the blockchain so they become eternal

NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 06:57:49 [Preview] No.342095 del
Looking at other pics of the time I was overseas. Incredibly nostalgic. Man do I miss it. Had it all goin on back then. Monaro, friends, new experiences, heaps of action. Now its just the same old dreary fucking wage cage.

NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 07:06:13 [Preview] No.342096 del

NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 07:18:25 [Preview] No.342097 del
You guys ever check out facebook marketplace? There's some great shit on there for little or nothing.

NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 07:25:51 [Preview] No.342098 del
what sort of stuff?

NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 07:31:24 [Preview] No.342099 del
Depends on whether you can fix stuff, I can imagine there are some good buys as well time wasters and people who think their shit is 24k gold.

NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 07:39:03 [Preview] No.342100 del
Damn near everything.
A lot of people just want someone to take their shit away fast.

NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 07:41:21 [Preview] No.342101 del
>A lot of people just want someone to take their shit away fast.
Fair point. Cheaper than taking it to the tip.

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NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 07:49:43 [Preview] No.342105 del
Weber could recite every song on the Marshal Mathers EP a month after it was released once.

NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 07:50:20 [Preview] No.342106 del

NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 07:58:29 [Preview] No.342107 del
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Gonna listen to some of freddy's audiobooks tonight while falling asleep. Hopefully this will turn me into a super man, or at least make up for all the binge eating I've done this past few days.

NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 08:01:18 [Preview] No.342108 del

NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 08:02:11 [Preview] No.342109 del
NEET lair
https://youtube.com/watch?v=i3KacGg9aec [Embed]

NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 08:03:59 [Preview] No.342110 del
facebook market place is actually hella good, unfortunately you need facebook and thats a nah from me

NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 08:06:24 [Preview] No.342111 del
Do normies even still use facebook these days, or is it like that neet said before, all telegram and snapchat? I trust none of the neets here turned into noots and normies and have gotten telegram or snapchat.

NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 08:06:59 [Preview] No.342112 del
Todays meditation for those who are interested.

NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 08:07:42 [Preview] No.342113 del
People still use it. The market place is active. Probably a better alternative than gumtree.

NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 08:09:32 [Preview] No.342114 del
You don't like my legs?

NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 08:12:30 [Preview] No.342115 del
>As long as it works for you.
It does more or less.
>The wage means I can't sleep in.
The earliest time I have to get up is to watch some stuff online for my course on Wednesdays at 9am.
I had a dream where I was in a shitty area in the northern or western suburbs that actually looked nice, then I went to this hilltop grassy area from which you could see the CBD skyline, while being there I met a daughter of a friend of a friend of the family who is the same age as me. We talked for a bit then we went to this weird room where I started to undress her, just before she took of her bra the dream then switched to me sitting in a chair reading a book about fish in central America. Very strange dream.
I actually get what Nuros talking about here, I've gone for long walks into unfamiliar areas while drunk and choofed without getting lost because of the same kind of autopilot.
I hope he's ok too.
The TV is always full of ridiculous shit.
I don't think I've been to Chadstone in years.
>A NEET had an archive of every single edition before it was taken down
That might be me. I have a .txt file with archive links for threads 1-323.
18 degrees today in Shitbourne, spent most of yesterday skitzing out, went for a long walk this morning followed by cooking up some fried eggs and a few packets of mi goreng, might go buy some piss soon, maybe go to the gym.

NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 08:13:50 [Preview] No.342116 del
We only crave the Bulge shots.

NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 08:20:08 [Preview] No.342117 del
>That might be me. I have a .txt file with archive links for threads 1-323.
That's it. You shared it once and none of the threads had images but it would be interesting to see what the post was it or there would have been a post talking about the rules.

>maybe go to the gym.
Go to the gym.

NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 08:25:07 [Preview] No.342118 del
I'm coughing up a storm. Haven't been this sick in ages. Maybe its rona. Definitely not going in tomorrow.
Also had 10 beers.

NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 08:29:18 [Preview] No.342119 del
Get a test to see if it is tomorrow and you can use that as the excuse for not going in.

NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 08:34:48 [Preview] No.342120 del
no normies almost gave it up its people who built their business around facebook and use messenger and marketplace that a are locked in

many such cases

NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 08:35:28 [Preview] No.342121 del
Is your radiator fixed yet, Spergo?

NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 08:35:38 [Preview] No.342122 del
its everything, very lazy composition

NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 08:36:24 [Preview] No.342123 del
ooof thats ancient catch up

NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 08:42:30 [Preview] No.342124 del
Do you guys remember that Yassmin cunt? She's this North Sudanese rich girl that came to Australia and our government, from what I hear, gave her the job of going back to Sudan and convincing cunts to come to Australia and helping them sign their paperwork because they're retards.
So a few years back on ANZAC Day she made some tweets like "Nauru, Christmas Island etc. Lest We Forget."
For being such a disrespectful cunt she basically got booed to the UK.
Well our government's Arts Council decided last year to give her $20,000 and a trip to Paris to stay at some art development thing.

NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 08:45:30 [Preview] No.342125 del
>That's it. You shared it once and none of the threads had images but it would be interesting to see what the post was
If you want I can put up a pastebin link of all the links.
>Go to the gym
I am going to have a coffe,e get changed and then go.
Nah, mechanic booked in for the 4th of May.
I didn't come on here yesterday, there's been much older ones, how's the goon tonight mate?

NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 08:47:03 [Preview] No.342126 del
Yes, it was in the news last year.
There were also people who went to highschool with her who said she dressed and acted like an american gangsta nigger the whole time and only adopted the head gear and bullshit as an adult when she realised there was money to be made from it

NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 08:47:48 [Preview] No.342127 del
We hadn't been exposed to Nurolore at the time.

NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 08:48:42 [Preview] No.342129 del
Perhaps another time to share the links will spammer lurker around. He'll read them all.

NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 08:50:24 [Preview] No.342130 del
Ffff- to be fair acting like an American nigger is kind of trad for Muslims in our countries.

NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 08:51:20 [Preview] No.342131 del
I've lost all my (You)'s because I'm using a different laptop.
>Wednesdays at 9am.
yMgoes off at 0550 tomorrow morning
The type thing hs an auto instert
How do I turn this off

NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 08:52:54 [Preview] No.342132 del
>I started to undress her, just before she took of her bra
>skitzing out,
Sucks. Hope you're okay now.

NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 08:53:24 [Preview] No.342133 del
I hope she dies.

NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 08:53:53 [Preview] No.342134 del
One of the worst bits about Yassmin is she is NORTH Sudanese.
All these Sudo criminals robbing and raping us tend to be South Sudanese who we ostensibly took in to save them from getting killed by North Sudanese.
So we bring both sides of the conflict in and let this cunt tell us how racist we are.

NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 08:54:14 [Preview] No.342135 del
gooon is fine im taking it easy didnt leave the house today pushed too hard with the congac on fri sat

>my womb is so poluted

NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 08:54:45 [Preview] No.342136 del
>Nah, mechanic booked in for the 4th of May.
will you be right without the car for two weeks?

NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 09:00:19 [Preview] No.342137 del
i remember a WFTD where i we had a north sudanese girl there

she just spoke in the most deceptive tongue immaginable, her attitude was just like a snake, i was horrified

truley cursed people

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lol alf the boong

NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 09:03:11 [Preview] No.342140 del
Fair enough, I won't do it today,
>goes off at 0550 tomorrow morning
Ah yes, I remember the days of the wage.
It was.
>Sucks. Hope you're okay now.
Thanks, I'm a bit better.
>taking it easy didnt leave the house today pushed too hard with the congac on fri sat
Fair enough, a big binge can put you out of commission for a few days sometimes.
>will you be right without the car for two weeks?
I should be, mummybot doesn't drive to work anymore so 90% of the time I'll be able to use her car.

NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 09:10:15 [Preview] No.342141 del
>compared to the UK
If you went by UK TV you would think white people make up about one in six and only mixed-race couples exist.
If you see a slope crying about being accused of eating dogs link proof that they do and ask him about it. They have gaslit a lot of white people into thinking they don't but China has an annual festival dedicated to it. Koreans and Vietnamese also definitely eat them.

NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 09:12:19 [Preview] No.342142 del
I only posted the screenshots because I think they're funny. I don't care about the author's outrage.

NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 09:13:18 [Preview] No.342143 del
I mean more generally not to let zipperheads get away with it.

NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 09:17:38 [Preview] No.342144 del
I'm glad the dog was safe.

NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 09:18:22 [Preview] No.342145 del

NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 09:30:39 [Preview] No.342147 del

NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 09:34:27 [Preview] No.342148 del
NEET commune radio

NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 09:37:07 [Preview] No.342149 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=nBAHRgtuI4I [Embed]

NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 09:46:23 [Preview] No.342150 del
If he gets a blood clot and dies that is one less poo. Billion more to go.

NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 09:52:26 [Preview] No.342151 del
Yes. But not orally.

NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 09:53:44 [Preview] No.342152 del
got stuck in the old thread

NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 09:55:17 [Preview] No.342153 del
How did you survive?

NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 09:55:52 [Preview] No.342154 del
You're a big mong head.

NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 09:57:40 [Preview] No.342155 del
Found my int and kc shizmadoodle.
Gunna do some bating like a teenager.

NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 09:59:47 [Preview] No.342156 del
I refuse to watch any movie adapted from a book or read any book adapted from a movie. A sickening congress, as of a pig and a chimp.

NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 10:04:51 [Preview] No.342157 del
Do you hate the days of the week because each day is repeated each week. Not another Monday!

NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 10:07:59 [Preview] No.342158 del
I only hate the days ending in y

NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 10:09:40 [Preview] No.342159 del
I'll see you for my celebration event tomorrow.

NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 10:10:03 [Preview] No.342160 del
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Watched the 4k disc earlier, looks way better than the BD and with atmos sounds better, will watch the remaining 2 movies through the week, not sure if I should watch the extended editions or not.

NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 10:12:09 [Preview] No.342161 del
Sounds nice. Do you turn the sound up all the way so everything vibrates?

NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 10:12:36 [Preview] No.342162 del
12th beer. Going to get some tear and shares and an undecided amount of alcohol.

Sunday blues slightly offset by working from home if not taking a (legit) sickie.

NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 10:16:11 [Preview] No.342163 del
I think it'll be a 20+ standard night.

NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 10:17:57 [Preview] No.342164 del
Did you see they are making a LOTR tv series that is like 4x the cost of game of thrones to produce? Hopefully it has lots of black elves and gay dwarfs and stuff.

NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 10:18:35 [Preview] No.342165 del
An (f) night to be precise.

NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 10:19:14 [Preview] No.342166 del
It's not good for you.

NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 10:22:03 [Preview] No.342167 del
I remember the Viet guy I worked with said that when he was a boy back in Vietnam, his dad occasionally took him to a market where they sold dog meat and made him roast dog with some rice as a treat.
I bought myself a goon sack for old times sake earlier. I'm going to be getting monged as well.

NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 10:29:38 [Preview] No.342168 del
My predictions are not about me.

NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 10:29:56 [Preview] No.342169 del
seem like its doable

NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 10:31:03 [Preview] No.342171 del
Of course
One can only hope

NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 10:33:05 [Preview] No.342172 del
We all miss him except the glow jiggers they wouldn't.

NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 10:36:49 [Preview] No.342173 del
The wiki article lists a fairly diverse cast. It’s also set 2000 years before the hobbit, so calling it LOTR is silly

NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 10:37:26 [Preview] No.342174 del
Nothing wrong with eating dog.

NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 10:41:56 [Preview] No.342176 del
I guess when they paid the 250 million to the Tolkien Estate for the rights that was included.

NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 10:42:28 [Preview] No.342177 del
People eat everything else.

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NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 10:45:13 [Preview] No.342179 del
Tolkien made so little from the book that he couldn't afford a secretary to type for him and organise his notes.

NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 10:51:30 [Preview] No.342180 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=bWzB8IkXWJI [Embed]

NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 11:00:09 [Preview] No.342181 del
Dogs aren't even real.

NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 11:00:34 [Preview] No.342182 del
Good garn.

NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 11:03:00 [Preview] No.342183 del
Garn night NEET. Sleep tight.

NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 11:05:57 [Preview] No.342184 del
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NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 11:15:08 [Preview] No.342185 del
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>you will never go on an epic adventure testing the will and character of man in adversity
>you will always make a pittance in an off-white 90s cubicle copy pasting cells between excel sheets

NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 11:22:15 [Preview] No.342186 del
Good night NEETs. Sleep tight.

NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 11:28:09 [Preview] No.342187 del

NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 11:39:14 [Preview] No.342188 del
>you will always
There there neet. It won't be always. Someday soon you'll be replaced by some software that does the pasting between excel sheets.

NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 11:40:35 [Preview] No.342189 del
All the noots and normie neets are going to bed. What are neets up to?

NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 11:48:06 [Preview] No.342190 del
I'm about to stop watching combat music videos on youtube and watch a neetflix moofie. The first moofie in the current living room furniture configuration. How exciting!

NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 11:58:05 [Preview] No.342191 del
What's combat music? Is it like that epic battle music they have in movies and vidya?

NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 12:05:28 [Preview] No.342192 del
Gracious neet

NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 12:06:50 [Preview] No.342193 del
Half a bottle of wine

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i have been on /pol/ the past few hours

now i am covered in curry

NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 12:09:03 [Preview] No.342195 del
this word filter is dispressing

NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 12:10:23 [Preview] No.342196 del
What threads have you been reading there?

NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 12:11:30 [Preview] No.342197 del
Trying to figure out how to get root on this box I'm hacking. Being a dumdum neet is very frustrating.

NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 12:13:06 [Preview] No.342198 del
i have been on /biz/ for the last hour, im laughing
i got diamond hands, holding till i liquidate

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NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 12:27:48 [Preview] No.342200 del
Possum made me spend several hours on his pole once.

NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 12:27:54 [Preview] No.342201 del
Calling things cringe is a method of controlling us when calling us racist stops working.

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researching the indian covid
predictions bout chauvin trial
nice thread on hungarian architecture
another good one on supermax prisons and general prison discusion

then there were the rest of the sliders and disinfo

its all so tiresome

NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 12:35:45 [Preview] No.342203 del
go back to 16 bugman

NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 12:53:35 [Preview] No.342204 del
chauvin's gonna walk, r-right neets?

NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 12:58:19 [Preview] No.342205 del
he would in a non clown world

prosecution clearly was weak, jury need to unanimous, pol was even talking about the possibility of a mis-trial

NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 13:49:33 [Preview] No.342207 del
learning to play dwarf fortress.
I have come to accept NEEThood, the despair at being unemployed and isolated from society is gradually vanishing as I forget my past life, the joys of the sun, talking to other human beings, having money.

NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 13:56:59 [Preview] No.342208 del
What's that got to do with anything?
Go back to 4chan schizo.

NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 14:02:51 [Preview] No.342209 del
me too
except i got into cataclysm DDA instead

NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 14:11:14 [Preview] No.342210 del
>cataclysm DDA
I wish the real word would end, at least struggling to survive would offer some kind of purpose.
Can a mans raison detre be tendies?

NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 14:26:37 [Preview] No.342211 del
move out into the outback, live the boong life

NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 20:21:41 [Preview] No.342212 del
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Welcome home neet.

NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 20:22:33 [Preview] No.342213 del
Morning neeties. Slept ok, nice to be getting up at 6:30 rather than 4:30.

NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 20:42:49 [Preview] No.342214 del

NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 20:51:24 [Preview] No.342216 del
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Morning, fucking dog has he squirts so I've been up and down all night letting him in and out, same as yesterday.
Got to go to had office today and see the big boss.

NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 20:52:04 [Preview] No.342217 del
>had office

NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 21:19:04 [Preview] No.342218 del
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mordning all
came to work to find this on my desk

NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 21:22:53 [Preview] No.342219 del
They could've folded it correctly.

NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 21:27:07 [Preview] No.342220 del
it was probably the HA

NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 21:30:47 [Preview] No.342221 del
you mean the pooskin

NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 21:31:26 [Preview] No.342222 del
Running late for the wage.
Looking at memes.

NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 21:35:22 [Preview] No.342223 del
Thank (You).

The good NEETs need their beauty sleep.

No one should go there.

Clean off the curry with a moist cloth.

Hit it with a stick.


>researching the indian covid
I doubt it's even going to leave unless the government really pushes and spends billions over there, which I doubt.

I wonder if they lasted long. I don't they are made to run at 100% for days on end.

Good to hear.

>having money.
It isn't always happiness but it can bring a lot.

Sleep ins can be nice. I sometimes prefer having the extra time awake.

Poor doggo, I hope he gets better soon.

I wonder what it means.

Too deep for me.

Good morning NEETs.

NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 21:35:56 [Preview] No.342224 del
Fold it into the shape of a dick and leave it on her desk. Women pick up on subtle signals like that.

NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 21:38:17 [Preview] No.342225 del

>10 million Aussies to lose out as tax offset comes to an end
>For example, a person earning $80,000 will take home a net income of $63,013 this year but next year that is set to fall to $61,933. This will increase to $62,808 in 2024-25 when the new tax cuts kick-in.
>In comparison, a person on $250,000 will pay more than $9000 less in tax in the 2024-25 financial year than they did in 2020-21.

NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 21:41:03 [Preview] No.342226 del
There is always an ulterior motive in politicians.

>Doll bludgers it's time to become independent and free from the government
>Here is $9000 for a new down payment on a Mercedies you need to grow your hunger to keep the economy moving!

NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 21:41:28 [Preview] No.342227 del
>“Don‘t use the term mistress for a woman who is in a long-term sexual relationship with, and is financially supported by, a man who is married to someone else,” the Associated Press Stylebook tweeted on Tuesday.
>Alternatively, the style guide said, you should use words like “companion, friend or lover” as the first reference and add extra details afterwards.

NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 21:42:16 [Preview] No.342228 del
convenient many of them fall into that particular bracket too

NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 21:43:17 [Preview] No.342229 del
>“Always opt for the traditional ‘homewrecker’,” journalist Christian Schneider tweeted.

NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 21:43:42 [Preview] No.342230 del
It's probably due to vice president kamala harris, who slept her way to the top.

NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 21:43:43 [Preview] No.342231 del
Simps are everywhere. Partners name... profession: Twitch

What a coincidence.

NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 21:47:03 [Preview] No.342232 del
>“But we felt that was better than having one word for a woman and none for the man, and implying that the woman was solely responsible for the affair,” they tweeted.
To reinforce my point about the simps

>A gigolo (/ˈdʒɪɡəˌloʊ, ˈʒɪɡ-/) is a male escort or social companion who is supported by a person in a continuing relationship,[1] often living in her residence or having to be present at her beck and call.

NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 21:48:58 [Preview] No.342233 del
sugar baby is also non-gendered, with the one providing resources being either a sugar daddy or sugar momma

NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 21:57:22 [Preview] No.342234 del
The reason why we don't really have a word for male mistress is because women are able to sleep their way into power and promotions but men aren't. That's male privilege for you.

NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 22:00:00 [Preview] No.342235 del
I am just irritated about that article for numerous reasons. In part you can tell it is written by a straight simp. That it devalues males who are working in sex work while putting women on a pedestal (i.e. the article last week about that pig who thought that sugar daddy site would give her a mansion). That more annoys me because it creates the paradox that the author is talking about for women while denying it exists for men. The implication is that there are still a lot of negative perceptions about men in society and it is shit like that article that throws on more shame. It does more apply to gays but it annoys me that its like they don't even acknowledge broader issues. Clearly written by a closed middle class cohort of people who believe they know everything about the world.

Perhaps if they did some consultation before this decision they could make a better decision.

NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 22:00:21 [Preview] No.342236 del
"who hurt you?"

NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 22:12:40 [Preview] No.342238 del
Morning mate.

NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 22:13:39 [Preview] No.342239 del
Good morning NEET.

NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 22:14:28 [Preview] No.342240 del
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Had to rush my poo, only got half of it out.
Now off to the wage.

NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 22:19:07 [Preview] No.342242 del
this logic destroys the roastie

but women are now men and men are now women so it doesnt matter anymore

good morning neeets

NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 22:19:20 [Preview] No.342243 del
I have been holding off my poo in the morning. It is normally disappointing if I go to early because then I have to return later. I feel it best when you can finish it all in one go.

NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 22:22:27 [Preview] No.342244 del
The autopilot from what I remember still has the disclaimer that people still need to pay attention to the road. It should be clear after 23 deaths related to it.

>>this is funny in the context of this:
Will be interesting in how this addressed.

I can imagine he will get sued because someone does something stupid in the tunnel like getting their arm torn off and expecting millions in payout for their stupidity.

NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 22:23:34 [Preview] No.342245 del
Good morning Nuro.

NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 22:31:54 [Preview] No.342246 del
on my second can of mondster

NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 22:33:17 [Preview] No.342248 del
I am off to do my second poo.

NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 22:41:21 [Preview] No.342249 del
Enjoy neet

NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 22:41:32 [Preview] No.342250 del
>There’s no joining fee but I pay a nominal £5.99 a month.
An advertisement...

NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 22:44:27 [Preview] No.342251 del
It was disappointing. Very low quality.

NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 22:47:15 [Preview] No.342252 del
Worried about how I'm gonna pay my electricity bill. I badly need some more government gibs.

NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 22:48:58 [Preview] No.342253 del
you should be able to call the electricity people and get an extension or payment plan
better to do this before the due date

NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 22:49:27 [Preview] No.342254 del
Can you cut the cost down for the current period or have they already read it for your bill?

NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 22:49:29 [Preview] No.342255 del
yup the neet party is over

everyone back to being broke ass niggas

NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 22:50:13 [Preview] No.342256 del
>better to do this before the due date
Good advice, they'll also be less hesitant to add interest if you indicate financial hardship. Otherwise non-payment means they start adding 10% or whatever crazy rate to the bill.

NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 22:50:18 [Preview] No.342257 del
better a broke ass nigga than a bitch ass nigga am i rite

NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 22:50:37 [Preview] No.342258 del
Morning. Kino !

https://youtube.com/watch?v=ZurqpGk4frY [Embed]

NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 22:51:16 [Preview] No.342259 del
its better to be a broke bitch than a double nigger

NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 22:59:15 [Preview] No.342260 del
Yeah, I really need to control my spending, particularly my spending on food. If I could control my diet I could stop being morbidly obese and stop being broke.

NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 23:05:46 [Preview] No.342261 del
>Oh noooo
I like how it came as shock as if the plane was going to take off again but "Oh no" it crashed. Funny how almost none of them decided to move.

NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 23:08:58 [Preview] No.342262 del
If your electricity gets cut down the line that will probably force you onto a diet if you don't have the funds to eat out for each meal.

NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 23:10:03 [Preview] No.342263 del
>Funny how almost none of them decided to move.
I was hoping that nog in the thumbnail got squashed

NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 23:14:00 [Preview] No.342264 del
there were 2 airshows in the area they would have no idea if it was a display or going to ditch. textbook ditching tho, gear up flaps down.

nuro actual helped restore and flew in a TBM avenger, they are incredibly based

NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 23:15:24 [Preview] No.342265 del

NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 23:16:07 [Preview] No.342266 del
>nuro actual helped restore
what did you do?

NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 23:17:27 [Preview] No.342267 del
avionics. installed new GPS and radios and comms

got heaps of photos

NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 23:18:47 [Preview] No.342268 del
I was hoping for similar.

>if it was a display or going to ditch.
I would have hauled arse to beach if a plane looked like it was getting closer and closer. That low wouldn't be low to the ground is not acceptable to any standard in Australia I would imagine, as jet skis can be fined for being that close in NSW.

>nuro actual helped restore and flew in a TBM avenger

NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 23:19:42 [Preview] No.342269 del
Reminds of the story of that NEET who was forced to work in that restaurant where he had to dance and sing.

NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 23:23:53 [Preview] No.342270 del
That inspired the image from this video:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=YCNs5hOoMD0 [Embed]

NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 23:26:29 [Preview] No.342271 del
Surprisingly not hungover for 16 beers.
Chucked a sickie

NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 23:30:10 [Preview] No.342272 del
you earned it

NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 23:33:33 [Preview] No.342273 del
>Surprisingly not hungover
It'll come with the anxiety and covered in curry. Goon tax is inevitable.

NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 23:35:18 [Preview] No.342274 del
hell yeah do you have to get a doctors cert because it's monday?

NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 23:46:04 [Preview] No.342275 del
I'll likely go in tomorrow and they'll see me coughing and hopefully send me home.

NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 23:52:00 [Preview] No.342276 del
>go in tomorrow
Another night on the standards?

NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 23:59:02 [Preview] No.342277 del
God no.

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 00:00:54 [Preview] No.342278 del
We'll just see about that.

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 00:03:22 [Preview] No.342279 del
There's actually a story to this:
>Harris began her career in politics at the age of 29 by having an extra-marital affair with the corrupt 60-year-old California politician Willie Brown. As San Francisco mayor, when they were having their affair, Brown was dogged by conflict of interest accusations, and as speaker of the California Assembly was investigated by the FBI. When the tryst began, she was a low level clerk in a city office of Mayor Brown's political machine. Mayor Brown gave her a brand new 1994 BMW. As Speaker, Brown appointed her to high paying jobs on the California Medical Assistance Commission and Unemployment Insurance Appeals Board. These positions paid more than $400,000 over five years. During her first bid for electoral office as district attorney of San Francisco in 2003, which Speaker Brown assisted by raising money and introducing her to deep-pocketed donors, she excused the gift of a brand new BMW away, telling reporters she traded it in for a 1997 BMW which she then drove

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 00:05:21 [Preview] No.342280 del
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Don't make me come over there!

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 00:10:04 [Preview] No.342281 del
The more you know. This makes her sound a lot worse than anything I know about Sleepy Jo.

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 00:14:22 [Preview] No.342282 del
Thinking of getting a telegram account, not that I really have anyone to talk to.

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 00:16:24 [Preview] No.342283 del
Unless you are using it for something where privacy is needed like work or sharing personal data, I don't see the point of using it. You can still set it up and have it run idle on your phone or other devices.

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 00:18:50 [Preview] No.342284 del
Day 6 without a dart
Don't even feel like one

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 00:22:15 [Preview] No.342285 del
she was also vetted by the globalists in 2017. i cant remember if this was davos or bilderburg

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 00:42:39 [Preview] No.342286 del
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NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 00:47:53 [Preview] No.342287 del
I feel you're projecting here.

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 00:50:39 [Preview] No.342288 del
I actually wanted to join a study group, but I read I needed to message a guy on telegram, and was reminded of how utterly out-of-touch I am, not ever having used telegram/whatsapp/signal/whatever.

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 01:01:38 [Preview] No.342289 del

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 01:08:31 [Preview] No.342290 del
Ok, it looks like I'm gonna need an avatar of some anime girl to fit in in this new forum, but I haven't watched anime in years. Are any of you degenerates weaboos who can suggest something?

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 01:10:31 [Preview] No.342291 del
android 18

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 01:14:24 [Preview] No.342292 del
Just don't use one like me. Fuck it.

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 01:15:13 [Preview] No.342293 del
>Government’s ‘confusing’ new education campaign uses tacos and milkshakes to explain consent
>A video showing a woman smearing a milkshake over a man’s face as part of a new school consent campaign has been slammed by experts.

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 01:15:42 [Preview] No.342294 del
>The consent videos include “examples” of a woman being concerned about swimming in a beach because of sharks and a man with a spear gun trying to convince her to get in the water, and in another using an example of a man eating a tacos to explain sexual assault.

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 01:16:15 [Preview] No.342295 del
sounds like Scotty from Marketing got involved personally

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 01:20:49 [Preview] No.342296 del
No = Yes
Yes = Anal.
That's all I need to know. Could have saved thousands if not millions for that crap.

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 01:23:56 [Preview] No.342297 del
Why wasn't the women told to stop it on the spot?
>When we excuse disrespect
>>it can grow into violence
>>>From a young age, boys and girls start to believe there are reasons and situations that make disrespectful behavior acceptable.

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 01:26:49 [Preview] No.342298 del
take monday off.
no more monday.

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 01:28:01 [Preview] No.342299 del
Oh Garfield.

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 01:29:25 [Preview] No.342300 del
garfeld eat lesagne

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 01:32:21 [Preview] No.342301 del
Good lesagne?

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 01:32:53 [Preview] No.342302 del

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 01:39:49 [Preview] No.342304 del
Guys, I fucking hate mobile phone users and what they do to the internet. I get on Seek today to apply for some jobs and stick them on mygov: they've queered up the site and made it harder to copy and paste into mygov. Why? For cunts on phones.

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 01:40:38 [Preview] No.342305 del
Guys, I fucking hate mobile phone users

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 01:43:59 [Preview] No.342306 del
So you hate Numo?

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 01:47:18 [Preview] No.342307 del
I saw it on another site but thanks for the link. The sequence of events is terrible.

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 01:48:30 [Preview] No.342308 del
i want to spray my milkshake on that girl

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 01:48:41 [Preview] No.342309 del
>made it harder to copy and paste into mygov
To force you to check the information you are typing to make the system more punitive and to district you that it was Cenno who made this change.

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 01:49:05 [Preview] No.342310 del
also those insane eyes aren't the result of acting

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 01:49:23 [Preview] No.342311 del
You'll be featured on
for that.

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 01:50:06 [Preview] No.342312 del
the paste thing is probably also a security measure

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 01:52:15 [Preview] No.342313 del
What is the purpose that fucking site
>Learning objectives
>>Propose practical and realistic ways to behave ethically in relationships to ensure all encounters are consensual.

Hundreds of thousands for that site and doesn't give you any practical concrete advice just a bunch of hmmmmmmmmming ideas.

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 01:53:40 [Preview] No.342314 del
Numo is nice

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 01:54:19 [Preview] No.342315 del
Numo is not nice

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 01:55:25 [Preview] No.342316 del
i ate mundays amirite?

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 01:57:02 [Preview] No.342317 del
I don't know if it's just because I'm fresh out of bed but this move the line shit seems unnecessarily hard to grasp.
Are they trying to say if I got a yes to a kiss it's not permission to fuck her? Because not only is that obvious: this moving the line thing almost seems to muddy that. Like it's saying the yes to a kiss is almost as good as consent to fuck her because I am merely moving the line.
Also it looks like they're trying to do shit like make out that I am a relationship terrorist if I ordered a pizza without her consent.
If I go on another one of these sites it'll say you are relationship terrorist if you make your partner get your permission to order a pizza.

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 01:57:25 [Preview] No.342318 del

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 01:57:34 [Preview] No.342319 del
he is lovely

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 01:58:27 [Preview] No.342320 del
you like my milkshake don't you

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 01:58:32 [Preview] No.342321 del
should get the actors smashed first, then film consent education shitpost

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 01:58:43 [Preview] No.342322 del
no one here is lovely

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 01:59:40 [Preview] No.342323 del
this is moving the line

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 02:00:24 [Preview] No.342324 del
Is the milkshake an analogy for when your Indian gf makes you eat her out and the smell and taste make you flatline like George Floyd?

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 02:00:29 [Preview] No.342325 del
*shakes speargun*
eat the milkshake tacos or else!

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 02:00:33 [Preview] No.342326 del
up my noose

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 02:01:07 [Preview] No.342327 del

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 02:02:12 [Preview] No.342328 del
it has something to do with yeast infections

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 02:02:34 [Preview] No.342329 del
I think it's more about power and control. If someone says "yes" to one thing it doesn't mean "yes" to something else. There are physical and verbal signs about this behaviour that if someone moves away, it probably isn't a "yes". This all relates to a healthy relationship where your partner shouldn't be scared of you and you shouldn't be scared of them.

The site is a waste of government resources as that is done so poorly. I think the taco reference is a youth cultural reference to pussy/bussy embedded into the cluster fucker. It was probably only approved after all these scandals with women in Australian government recently.

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 02:02:42 [Preview] No.342330 del

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 02:03:32 [Preview] No.342331 del
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good night

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 02:03:50 [Preview] No.342332 del
>George Floyd
*Fentanyl Floyd

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 02:04:14 [Preview] No.342333 del
Gook night NEET. Sleep tight and don't let the gook bugs bite.

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 02:07:27 [Preview] No.342334 del
That nasty coronachan site that was spammed a few weeks ago was taken down and is now redirecting to a pastebin post.

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 02:08:02 [Preview] No.342335 del
>pastebin post.
Now deleted.

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 02:08:08 [Preview] No.342336 del
I remember one time at school I was minding my own business and drinking a bottle of lift with much lunch and a girl picked up my lift and threw a bunch of it into my eyes. It surprised me how much it stung. I tipped the rest of the bottle over her head when I could see again.

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 02:09:01 [Preview] No.342337 del
should have broken her jaw

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 02:09:23 [Preview] No.342338 del
hope yes, changed my sheets today

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 02:11:37 [Preview] No.342339 del
>scandals with women in Australian government
Women shouldn't be allowed anywhere near the levers of power. Problem solved.

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 02:12:12 [Preview] No.342340 del
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Consent isn't even real. Women like being taken and coerced.

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 02:14:48 [Preview] No.342341 del
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>Consent isn't even real

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 02:20:28 [Preview] No.342342 del
wasnt the spammer basing his operations out of corona chan ?

glad its gone, /b/ was a degernerate den of cp

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 02:21:11 [Preview] No.342343 del
just got up from a delighful nap

wasted a couple hours of thismorn but it was needed

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 02:21:29 [Preview] No.342344 del
I can't see videos like this as in any way well-intentioned. All I see is trying to fuck up relationships more so less kids get born, more people are dependent on government services and professional man-hating dykes have more clients that think they got cuddled because their boyfriend ordered a pizza with no pineapple.

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 02:22:45 [Preview] No.342345 del
I don't know. The place wanted attention from it's spam campaign, got it and is now down.

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 02:28:37 [Preview] No.342346 del
High quality poo post deserves the palindrome get.
In the waiting bay at Wombos boighurs.
Getting a John Wayne.

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 02:29:12 [Preview] No.342347 del
Still holding mine.

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 02:30:08 [Preview] No.342348 del

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 02:30:15 [Preview] No.342349 del
You could've worked from home

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 02:31:49 [Preview] No.342350 del
Pretty much.

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 02:32:04 [Preview] No.342351 del
When will the next train be approaching flavourtown?

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 02:32:36 [Preview] No.342352 del
>Getting a John Wayne.
Enjoy it!

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 02:35:24 [Preview] No.342353 del
I was going to. Bossman told the group chat that I was away today so I thought fuck it, may as well. Wouldn't be a productive day anyway.

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 02:40:49 [Preview] No.342354 del
Should hit up IGA for a six pack now

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 02:43:28 [Preview] No.342355 del
Not right now. Ticking off some chores.

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 02:49:56 [Preview] No.342356 del
You can do them when you get back

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 02:52:02 [Preview] No.342357 del

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 02:53:17 [Preview] No.342358 del
He needs them!

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 03:00:34 [Preview] No.342359 del
Do telegram and other apps have old school chatrooms like irc use to be?

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 03:06:39 [Preview] No.342360 del
Goon tax always comes to collect

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 03:08:33 [Preview] No.342361 del
flavourtown rolled by at 9am

i had no cheese

i went to do a shop yesterday and forgot the key to my bike lock so ended up with nothing

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 03:10:46 [Preview] No.342362 del
>i had no cheese

>forgot the key to my bike lock so ended up with nothing
Did you have to leave the bike there?

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 03:10:54 [Preview] No.342363 del
should have ridden into the shop

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 03:15:53 [Preview] No.342364 del
i actually have left my bike inside the door out of the way on a few occasions, but this time was accosted by a service drone

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 03:19:30 [Preview] No.342365 del
I've starting thinking and in some cases speaking in italics when I say 'need', 'crave', 'acquire' etc. Ausneets on my brain.

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 03:23:02 [Preview] No.342366 del
u shoulda popped a wheelie and said "later tater!" and riden past them

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 03:24:34 [Preview] No.342367 del
Ate something I shouldn't have
So much wind.

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 03:26:08 [Preview] No.342369 del
Italics are also used to emphasis text and to show words that are spoke out loud.

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 03:26:25 [Preview] No.342370 del
Loud ones?

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 03:27:20 [Preview] No.342372 del
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Bobcat vs. Husband, Round 1

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 03:29:08 [Preview] No.342373 del
turns out it had rabies, which is why it was out during the day acting like a monger
husband and wife now being treated for rabies
monger in kitty heaven

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 03:30:12 [Preview] No.342374 del
>monger in kitty heaven
Perhaps husband and wife are not too far behind if the treatment doesn't work?

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 03:31:58 [Preview] No.342375 del
pretty much
once the symptoms appear you're done for

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 03:34:06 [Preview] No.342376 del
was expecting this

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 03:35:36 [Preview] No.342377 del
you couldn't yeet that across the yard

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 03:36:11 [Preview] No.342378 del

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 03:37:53 [Preview] No.342379 del
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NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 03:43:27 [Preview] No.342380 del
couldn't scan that bitch

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 03:46:10 [Preview] No.342381 del
What did it link to?

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 03:55:41 [Preview] No.342384 del
Tick box exercise.

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 04:06:31 [Preview] No.342385 del
Wave of anxiety just hit me. Shouldn’t have had that mongster

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 04:14:15 [Preview] No.342386 del
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NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 04:17:27 [Preview] No.342387 del
Just large in terms of volume.
I suspect that I overcooked complex starches.

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 04:20:50 [Preview] No.342388 del
Just ate bean salad.
Have you eaten beans today neets?

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 04:25:46 [Preview] No.342389 del
When companies start directly interfering in the private lives of citizens it's a very bad sign.
Companies have anti-social interests (selling liquor)and are the last people who should have power over citizens.
It's unjust that employers force their employees to engage in duties they didn't sign up for, or coerce them into being social instruments.

A major corporation is training and instructing employees to report citizens to the police.
Would they report someone to the police who smelled like weed? Could the employer force them to?

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 04:26:04 [Preview] No.342390 del
No not yet.

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 04:56:16 [Preview] No.342391 del
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>Fiona Mort, head of 1800 RESPECT, said the training would not just involve staff reacting to potential domestic violence incidents.
>It was also about staff recognising conversations that were potentially disrespectful towards women.
>“They might see somebody is actually interjecting in conversations that are disrespectful about women.
>“It’s actually about picking up on and interjecting in those conversations (that can occur in a sporting environment such as Aussie rules football) like, ‘You run like a girl, you play like a girl or girls can’t umpire.’ That’s disrespectful.”\

Is this all a result of that girl who got cuddled in parliament house?

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 04:58:28 [Preview] No.342392 del
豆瓣醬 and 豆豉 both count.
Fried yardlong beans are great

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 05:00:34 [Preview] No.342393 del
Just realised that if I close the venetians in the opposite way (facing up on my side) the room is significantly darker.
Pretty noice

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 05:04:45 [Preview] No.342394 del
what if i told you major corporations are behind the woke shit

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 05:05:57 [Preview] No.342395 del
What are they saying today?

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 05:12:37 [Preview] No.342396 del
Urging me to wank and drink.

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 05:14:09 [Preview] No.342397 del
The venetians could be brought up at your next few session if you don't have anything to talk about at the time.

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 05:20:33 [Preview] No.342398 del
Do what I did and give up fast foods cold turkey for a month, it really helped me save more.
Fuck off, Jimmy Brings gets you to make an ABN so you're considered a contractor not an employee and they don't have to pay you the minimum award. Companies screwing over their workers and then doing woke shit really pisses me off.
20 degrees today in Shitbourne, drank a lot of goon last night but not feeling the tax, wondering what to cook for dinner tonight.

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 05:22:19 [Preview] No.342399 del
I keep promising myself I'll stop reading about fucking politics online, but everytime I get stressed or bored, I go back to it. How do I quit neets?

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 05:25:39 [Preview] No.342400 del
You need to find something else that interests you, then when you get bored you look at that instead of politics

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 05:49:20 [Preview] No.342401 del
The major corporations are just capitalists, they only engage in social politics for financial gain.

What I see happening is a (((minority group))) threatens a corporation's profits if they don't engage with a social agenda- the corporation has no real social interest so why would then not comply?
Does Dan Murphies really care about domestic violence?

Corporations are the force multiplier that minority groups use to intend their influence- capitalist leaves us open to this.

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 05:58:07 [Preview] No.342402 del
Just found out I have a rental inspection tomorrow. FFS, just when you think you're getting on top of things again.

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 06:04:23 [Preview] No.342403 del
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Time to clean neet.

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 06:04:31 [Preview] No.342404 del
> they only engage in social politics for financial gain.

This is false. After occupy Wall Street flares up They started pushing identity politics down our throats so we would be never challenge them again.

Know your modern history fren

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 06:09:46 [Preview] No.342405 del
I have something similar, the owner is entering our property and my room for the first time ever to do a detailed pest inspection.

Lucky I am a clean neet. It’s not to much to do a quick vacuum do the dishes empty the bins and ashtrays and hide your bong for fucks sake.

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 06:10:58 [Preview] No.342406 del
If only my neet lair looked that good and clean. IF ONLY. What's that tray of food he's eating?

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 06:11:57 [Preview] No.342407 del
My computer is my bong, basically. That and my binge eating. I don't need drugs when I've got junk food.

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 06:14:02 [Preview] No.342408 del
See you tomorrow afterwards.

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 06:14:40 [Preview] No.342409 del
Put on his best shirt:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=OiUoXAfVjuI [Embed]

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 06:20:14 [Preview] No.342411 del
reeeing at linux bluetooth issues.

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 06:23:26 [Preview] No.342412 del
I'm not going anywhere or doing anything. My landlord's in for a rude shock if she thinks I'm gonna wipe the poo off the bathroom floor for her sake.

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 06:24:39 [Preview] No.342413 del
>TFW when you are chilling at the lookout and Vin Diesel rocks up

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 06:26:20 [Preview] No.342414 del
I have moved your appointment forward to 9:00 am.

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 06:27:09 [Preview] No.342415 del

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 06:30:36 [Preview] No.342416 del
Interpretative finger painting in the bathroom

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 06:31:00 [Preview] No.342417 del

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 06:33:36 [Preview] No.342418 del

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 06:40:26 [Preview] No.342419 del
Who tells corporations like Disney to put faggot shit in their products that no one likes?
The only people pushing entertainment corps from outside is China and they typically demand less gay shit in the product.
You ever made a complaint to someone's manager about them or had someone make one about you?
If your manager knows you're all right nothing happens. If your manager wanted an excuse to sack you he jumps on it.
Corporations can be the same way. There's a body corporate executive on the inside saying "Oy vey, gotta put faggot shit in this because of the pressure from outside."
The outside pressure is coming from another group organised by a body corporate, if it exists at all.
The executive is doing what he wanted to do all along.

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 06:45:00 [Preview] No.342420 del
i am home
might have some tame helen

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 06:49:57 [Preview] No.342421 del
>tame helen

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 06:50:53 [Preview] No.342422 del
wild turkey

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 06:56:26 [Preview] No.342424 del
What will be for dinner?

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 07:00:37 [Preview] No.342425 del
probably nothing

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 07:04:47 [Preview] No.342426 del
Treat yourself with some nuggos.

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 07:05:17 [Preview] No.342427 del
i don't have any

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 07:07:01 [Preview] No.342428 del
Boong session tonight?

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 07:14:09 [Preview] No.342430 del
You should order something.

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 07:20:31 [Preview] No.342431 del
>Who tells corporations like Disney to put faggot shit in their products that no one likes?
Lobby groups.
The reason corporations are sitting ducks is because they can't blow the whistle when lobby groups threaten them or make questionable demands.
>You ever made a complaint to someone's manager about them or had someone make one about you?
Lobby groups attack corporations as a whole through consumer boycots.
Lobby groups don't have to attack the same place they are making demands.
Another reason corperations are sitting ducks is because lobby groups can attack an unrelated part of them- Aboriginals obstruct a mining opperation; but the demands the mining company gets are probably unrelated to aboriginal issues- thus aboriginals never get anything because they are the golumn

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 07:20:53 [Preview] No.342432 del
Well there is obviously being a victim of it all not knowing what’s going on and there is obviously weaving through the lies and deception but being helpless to organise against it due to all the infightingz.

What are you referring to specifically ?

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 07:21:44 [Preview] No.342433 del
>What are you referring to specifically ?
I just had that image someone posted long ago and I wanted to post it.

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 07:22:45 [Preview] No.342434 del
No. It’s all global homo from the top down. Lobby groups are unreasonable cope.

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 07:24:55 [Preview] No.342435 del
Disney is not vulnerable to shit like boycotts.
The only pressure you feel at their level is shit like China threatening to exclude you from their market.
Here's a good example: unis very frequently say they are caving to student demands for shit.
...Except the students demanding to pay less money. That one never gets heard even though every black, white, christian, poof etc. can come together to agree it's too expensive.
They're all doing what they want to do.

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 07:29:05 [Preview] No.342436 del
i ordered 10 nugger and a hotdog with the lot

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 07:29:45 [Preview] No.342437 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=uoyAjmBRse0 [Embed]

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 07:30:37 [Preview] No.342438 del
Good. You can't go to bed hungry.

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 07:35:35 [Preview] No.342440 del
My image/media folder is getting too big that it isn't opening up sorted and isn't on an SSD.

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 07:36:37 [Preview] No.342441 del
>isn't on an SSD.
*is on an SSD

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 07:42:49 [Preview] No.342442 del
What is cobra up to lately?

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 07:44:52 [Preview] No.342443 del
I change the "Optimize this folder for" setting from image to general items and it works fine now.

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 07:48:05 [Preview] No.342444 del
I don't know because that NEET now posts on the other chan. I use to enjoy the videos.

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 07:51:25 [Preview] No.342445 del
First we gonna rock, then we gonna roll
Then we let it pop, go, let it go
Poss gon' give it to ya (uh), he gon' give it to ya
Poss gon' give it to ya (uh), he gon' give it to ya

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 07:55:16 [Preview] No.342447 del
I said I'm sorry Weber, I never meant to hurt you.

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 07:56:31 [Preview] No.342448 del
that wasn't me, numb nuts

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 07:57:50 [Preview] No.342449 del
I saved this pepe.

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 07:58:58 [Preview] No.342451 del
I saved this battlestation.

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 07:59:54 [Preview] No.342452 del
Yeah probably.

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 08:00:57 [Preview] No.342453 del
I didn't mind them either.

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 08:01:18 [Preview] No.342454 del
That's not how the song goes.

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 08:01:51 [Preview] No.342455 del

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 08:04:32 [Preview] No.342456 del
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NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 08:05:35 [Preview] No.342457 del
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NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 08:06:01 [Preview] No.342458 del
nsn nigger lives near me

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 08:06:23 [Preview] No.342459 del
Possum is a big piss guy

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 08:06:55 [Preview] No.342460 del
not real smart posting about him then innit

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 08:07:17 [Preview] No.342461 del
That frog moved.

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 08:07:25 [Preview] No.342462 del
lest you get scooped up next time the po-po do their no-knock shit

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 08:14:19 [Preview] No.342463 del
gonna make a glass of warm pilk and watch my tv story and then go to bed
night all

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 08:14:44 [Preview] No.342464 del
Does he SHIT?

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 08:15:00 [Preview] No.342465 del
Spooky isn't it.

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 08:15:05 [Preview] No.342466 del
>warm pilk

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 08:15:22 [Preview] No.342467 del
Good night NEET. Sleep tight.

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 08:24:06 [Preview] No.342468 del
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It's unnatural.

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 08:24:41 [Preview] No.342469 del
That was in my pepe folder.
If you look hard, you can see it.

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 08:32:15 [Preview] No.342470 del
Going to be a boong.
I have no energy.

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 08:35:31 [Preview] No.342471 del
I thought it was the Chad meme.

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 08:36:02 [Preview] No.342472 del
Your crave it!

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 08:40:51 [Preview] No.342473 del
not this mong again FFS worse than the downie

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 08:43:22 [Preview] No.342474 del
Imagine the creepshots the guy on the right is getting.

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 08:46:36 [Preview] No.342475 del
back home neets

pizza slow cooked

cambert cheese appplied

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 08:48:09 [Preview] No.342476 del
Your body needs a good flavour town.

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 08:57:32 [Preview] No.342477 del
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Is this one in the bag too, like the election?

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 08:58:17 [Preview] No.342479 del
Pretty sure he's in 'Nobody 2021'

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 08:58:35 [Preview] No.342480 del
Year of release not in the title.

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 09:01:46 [Preview] No.342481 del
In the bag.

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 09:08:12 [Preview] No.342482 del
I was just wondering what to do, boong sounds like a decent idea. Leave it till 8:30 or 9 though.

It will be manslaughter I reckon. Sure his knee didn't kill him but you can't really argue against the fact he was meant to render assistance once he was unconscious etc. Either way there will be a big angry boong session in the city.


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 09:22:32 [Preview] No.342483 del
Seppos will be killing each other no matter what.

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 09:23:38 [Preview] No.342484 del
3rd world countries provide the developed world with entertainment.

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 09:47:32 [Preview] No.342485 del
If you take blacks out of USA's stats they're about the same as Switzerland.
If you take USA black stats on their own they're about the same as Sub-Saharan Africa.

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 09:49:50 [Preview] No.342486 del
I forgot that I took the mong pill earlier today.
Not sure if I should boong or not. Probably not but you never know as the night goes on.

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 09:50:36 [Preview] No.342487 del
Have an early night.

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 09:52:04 [Preview] No.342488 del
You need to mong pill.

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 09:57:52 [Preview] No.342489 del
Possum had milkshake smeared on his face for a Government education campaign once.

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 10:00:36 [Preview] No.342490 del
He does too much for the Australian people.

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 10:00:46 [Preview] No.342491 del
Guys, I went to the shops and saw another Indian woman that looked like Parminder Nagra. I have wanted to root her since that Alcatraz show.

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 10:01:19 [Preview] No.342492 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=p1KolyCqICI [Embed]

A helicopter will take off from the surface of mars in 15 minutes lads
First ever flight on another planet. Time to get comfy

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 10:02:06 [Preview] No.342493 del
I’ll chuckle if it goes tits up

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 10:03:48 [Preview] No.342494 del
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NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 10:05:14 [Preview] No.342495 del
I said tits up, not tits down to the knees

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 10:06:00 [Preview] No.342496 del
Well bantered.

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 10:13:15 [Preview] No.342497 del
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NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 10:16:00 [Preview] No.342499 del
Bought some beer. I reckon its old or off or something. Tastes weird.
Might just be my cold.

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 10:17:45 [Preview] No.342500 del
What's the atmosphere on Mars?
Thank god they found a black women who can tell us what's going on.

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 10:18:01 [Preview] No.342501 del
All that for some mouthy bitch to talk and then cross to some dindu “engineer”. Not watching further.

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 10:18:06 [Preview] No.342502 del
Should have a use by date printed on it somewhere.

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 10:19:00 [Preview] No.342503 del
Average nasa engineer

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 10:21:23 [Preview] No.342504 del
What. The white dudes are too busy to make things work.

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 10:21:28 [Preview] No.342505 del
This is mine.
Don't you think it's strange that the anti-nuro mong just up and disappeared all of a sudden and they knew when to turn images back on?

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 10:22:42 [Preview] No.342506 del
I started too early, already sobering up.

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 10:25:02 [Preview] No.342507 del
How many standos?

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 10:25:55 [Preview] No.342508 del
Looks good neet

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 10:28:18 [Preview] No.342509 del
Rotocraft. Huh.
Atmosphere is 100 times thinner than Earth.
They need to make the thing rotate very fast and with very little weight. I'm sure the whole thing will reap huge practical advantages... like they could move sand on Mars by one grain at a time.

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 10:28:30 [Preview] No.342510 del
This NASA TV hosting thing is fucking terrible.

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 10:28:54 [Preview] No.342511 del
Without equal representation it couldn't launch.

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 10:29:33 [Preview] No.342512 del
Big poos are in your future.

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 10:30:15 [Preview] No.342513 del
They’re already making excuses so I’d say they already know it fucked up

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 10:30:39 [Preview] No.342514 del
Threw that NASA stream into our cytube channel:

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 10:31:19 [Preview] No.342515 del
Doesn't it take like 15 minutes for the transmission to reach earth?

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 10:31:30 [Preview] No.342516 del
Six pack of carltons
Might not even drink em all.

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 10:35:17 [Preview] No.342517 del
I think 12-13 minutes the delay.

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 10:35:38 [Preview] No.342518 del

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 10:35:57 [Preview] No.342519 del

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 10:39:01 [Preview] No.342520 del
The NASA helicopter on Mars.

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 10:44:12 [Preview] No.342521 del
Looks really good m8, bet it tastes better than those mass produced commercial ones.

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 10:50:58 [Preview] No.342522 del
Agreed, they need to get a director and a producer in and try and make it a bit more entertaining and a bit more knowledgeable commentary team.

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 10:52:48 [Preview] No.342523 del
Please clap

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 10:56:17 [Preview] No.342524 del
It’s not even necessary. They should have just started the stream when that tubby Fanta pants was reading off the data chunks.

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 10:59:02 [Preview] No.342525 del
We clap at the end of a thread.

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 10:59:54 [Preview] No.342526 del
Thanks the fella who linked the NASA stream. It was fun.

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 11:02:18 [Preview] No.342527 del
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They needed to get Michael Bay in there and give us some god damn explosions with Dolby Atmos.

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 11:02:34 [Preview] No.342528 del
The beginnings of interplanetary travel.

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 11:04:48 [Preview] No.342529 del
Any NEETs here on modafinil for getting stuff done, not legit narcolepsy?? If so how did you get it?

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 11:06:51 [Preview] No.342530 del
Your image made me feel sick.

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 11:07:49 [Preview] No.342531 del
I'll fly into your Ur-anus

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 11:08:47 [Preview] No.342532 del
No, although I'm on dexies for adhd, take them often to counteract my sleepiness.

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 11:10:25 [Preview] No.342533 del
NASA need to launch Nuro on an e-bike onto a planet. Or the sun.

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 11:11:15 [Preview] No.342534 del
That’s an ancient may may based on real happenings here.

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 11:12:36 [Preview] No.342535 del
Nuro will represent Australia in the 2421 Olympus Mons e-bike summit race with a peep frog pin on his belt

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 11:13:26 [Preview] No.342536 del

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 11:13:31 [Preview] No.342537 del
He’ll fail the drug test and disgrace us.

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 11:15:58 [Preview] No.342538 del
Do any NEETs use IRC? I haven't used it in probably 7 years but want to get back into it because I'm losing (lost) touch with the 'old internet' as such.
Just looking at the list of rizon channels now and there's heaps of 4chan stuff there which is a bit surprising.

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 11:17:29 [Preview] No.342539 del
Strap a couple of rockets to the Lancia. Fill the back seat with blue blocks, Mersey Valley, and cheap brandy.

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 11:18:26 [Preview] No.342540 del
Haven’t used it since 1999 or thereabouts.

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 11:19:42 [Preview] No.342541 del
Good night NEETs. Sleep tight.

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 11:22:35 [Preview] No.342542 del
Aliens make contact, asking us nicely to take Nuro back.

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 11:29:35 [Preview] No.342543 del
Good night.

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 11:32:42 [Preview] No.342544 del
I used to, but stopped around 2014/2015 due to drug use. I'm assured the action has now moved to discord and other places.

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 11:33:37 [Preview] No.342545 del
But yeah, I'd really like to get back into the old school chatrooms that used to form most of my pitiful social life.

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 11:47:27 [Preview] No.342546 del
Nuro subscribed to Linus Tech Tips once

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 12:02:38 [Preview] No.342547 del
Just realised threads on endchan are also exposed as json


Might make for some interesting scraping. Still need to crawl for all vocaroo links.

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 12:19:16 [Preview] No.342548 del
What would cause a person to have a chronic shortage of dopamine?

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 12:22:16 [Preview] No.342549 del
Nuro was featured in a Luke Smith video once

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 12:26:16 [Preview] No.342550 del

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 13:24:55 [Preview] No.342551 del
Ausneets it's been so long!!! I made this board about 1-2 years ago and gave it to someone else when I was shit at managing it. I was 18y/o neet. Im currently 20 years od now and I have made it in life. I miss you all dearly and I'm so upset i missed out on all the history

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 14:51:24 [Preview] No.342552 del
my best friend uses it, he eats that shit like tic tacs
he did well in his high school exams and just finished uni, must be working for him.
modafinil didnt do much for me, just took one pill at like 9am and couldnt sleep until like 4 in the morning.

he orders it on the deep web, hydra iirc

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 14:53:44 [Preview] No.342553 del
porn, weed and video games

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 16:26:32 [Preview] No.342554 del
Got another six pack. Its now almost 2:30am.
Few benzos down the hatch.
Working from home tomorrow. Have to delicately time my alarms.
My cold has improved but given the situation I think its justified that I wank from lair tomorrow.

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 16:45:48 [Preview] No.342555 del
Yeah this is pretty close to the mark, idpol is either used as a divide and conquer sort of thing or as an attempt to distract from the fact that particiular companny/government/poltical party/individual did something shitty. The big banks did this after their previous strategy of begging their mate Morrison not to hold a royal commission failed and they got caught out doing all kinds of nasty shit like ripping off pensioners. All of them were then running ads saying how much they love women and gays for months on end to try and make people like them again.
Made fried up a couple kranskys along with some onions and tomatoes for dinner. Went to the gym a while after that, did very well with the bench press but a little average with the overhead press, which is the opposite to last time, time for some youtube and bed.

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 18:13:39 [Preview] No.342556 del
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NEW 16chan thread
Endchan Edition

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 19:48:49 [Preview] No.342557 del
Morning neets. Today's the day of the great clean up.

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 20:01:47 [Preview] No.342558 del
Have any neets ever done or considered doing a course on open universities? What was it like? Do they have online groups where you can get help from other students?

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 20:58:19 [Preview] No.342559 del
that place is a dead ghetto

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 20:58:47 [Preview] No.342560 del
>I have made it in life
Go on.

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 20:59:43 [Preview] No.342561 del
>another six pack

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 21:00:46 [Preview] No.342562 del
Good Morning Neet.

Gonna a need a quick rundown of your cleaning supplies to see if it seems do-able

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 21:01:02 [Preview] No.342563 del
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NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 21:02:13 [Preview] No.342564 del
Yes and Yes. I did one last year on forensic psychology to get out of work for the dole.

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 21:13:15 [Preview] No.342566 del
>Imagine stealing the endchan Hungarian admin's Pepe and using it to advertise 16chan on endchan.

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 21:14:50 [Preview] No.342567 del

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 21:15:39 [Preview] No.342568 del
Imagine posting a pepe.

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 21:20:48 [Preview] No.342569 del
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NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 21:20:48 [Preview] No.342570 del
(2.24 MB 640x640 gyro cooker.webm)

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 21:22:18 [Preview] No.342571 del
imagine posting a groyper

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 21:24:22 [Preview] No.342572 del
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NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 21:26:28 [Preview] No.342573 del
could it be the conservation of momentum in multiple dimensional planes could increase Flavourtown ?

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 21:26:36 [Preview] No.342574 del

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 21:29:23 [Preview] No.342575 del
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NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 21:30:05 [Preview] No.342576 del
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You're not the real Nuro.
He would've said good morning.

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 21:33:49 [Preview] No.342578 del

He'll be allowed those tablets because he an injury of sorts.

Did he only like the tech Shrek videos?

They die after two weeks of no one listening to them. Why you download them then and there.

What are you doing now?

Mong lyfe.

>Today's the day of the great clean up.
I thought the poo was staying on the floor?

My university went online. It was okay if you have someone to talk to but it can be stressful especially for someone who stays at home all the time because you feel the pressure is on you.

Although I did enjoy the fact that I didn't need to travel. So I didn't need to get up early in the morning. The lecturer when they got use to it where better at engaging with students.

You should have made them turn it into a graduate certificate if you finished.

Feed spinner.


Needs more brie.

Good morning NEETs.

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 21:34:27 [Preview] No.342579 del

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 21:35:18 [Preview] No.342580 del
No short cunts?

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 21:36:10 [Preview] No.342581 del
that's right
good ol' 9 radelaide

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 21:44:58 [Preview] No.342582 del
>nine news

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 21:48:48 [Preview] No.342583 del
YouTube’s body corporate CEO Gives Herself Free Speech Award, Immediately Says More Censorship is Necessary


>Wojcicki, however, went on to argue that “we also need to make sure there are limits,” and revealed that the company removed nine million videos in the last quarter, 90% of which were taken down by machines.
>She also said there is “a lot of content that technically meets the spirit of what we’re trying to do, but it is buttholeline, and so for that content we will just reduce – meaning we’re not going to recommend it to our users.”

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 21:50:24 [Preview] No.342584 del
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NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 21:56:14 [Preview] No.342588 del
Oh, I watched it a bunch of times and didn't get it.

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 21:56:37 [Preview] No.342589 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=onXNnlCYJ4Y [Embed]

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 21:58:16 [Preview] No.342590 del
>but it is buttholeline
Very important.

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 22:02:28 [Preview] No.342591 del

Hey NEET, glad things are going well
>I miss you all dearly and I'm so upset i missed out on all the history
You havent missed anything, you have been living and enjoying your life thats more important, it's nice to hear from you m8.

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 22:06:25 [Preview] No.342593 del
Looks like over priced trash in my honest opinion.

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 22:07:10 [Preview] No.342594 del
Optimal gender relations ratio.

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 22:07:50 [Preview] No.342595 del
The poo wants to escape but I know it is not ready, yet.

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 22:12:42 [Preview] No.342596 del
Don’t prepone it – do the needful

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 22:13:33 [Preview] No.342597 del
>Transgender schoolboy, 15, who took his own life has TWO funerals and separate headstones after his parents battled in court over the gender and name he would be remembered by

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 22:16:34 [Preview] No.342599 del
Kek, they split him in half.

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 22:18:37 [Preview] No.342600 del
Dangers in society are sometimes hidden
>REVEALED: FedEx killer was a 'Brony' obsessed with My Little Pony and bought two rifles after his shotgun was seized under Red Flag Law 'because he never had a competency hearing'

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 22:19:12 [Preview] No.342601 del
it wasn't clear from teh article whether the writer was referring to its biological gender or its made up one

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 22:22:30 [Preview] No.342602 del
If only you new how bad things are.

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 22:23:20 [Preview] No.342603 del
The poo is now ready.

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 22:25:41 [Preview] No.342604 del
what if the transgender thing is just a conspiracy by the funeral industry ?

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 22:32:16 [Preview] No.342606 del
It could be of the strange world we live in.

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 22:34:00 [Preview] No.342607 del
>We're thrilled to announce that Julian Fellowes and the entire Downton cast are back for #DowntonAbbey2, with Hugh Dancy, Laura Haddock, Nathalie Baye and Dominic West joining!
>See the film in theaters this Christmas.

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 22:41:05 [Preview] No.342608 del

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 22:46:20 [Preview] No.342609 del
thought for a sec the plant was a nigger with a bandana around his head haha

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 22:47:28 [Preview] No.342610 del
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tommorow i'll plant my peas into the garden

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 22:48:10 [Preview] No.342611 del
Take a picture for us.

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 22:50:11 [Preview] No.342612 del
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NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 22:55:02 [Preview] No.342614 del
Thank (You)

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 22:57:08 [Preview] No.342617 del
i have 31 ducks

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Br0bDZmNsW8 [Embed]

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 22:58:03 [Preview] No.342618 del
>prohibiting filters
shit, maybe ill fly out to zealand and get me some unfiltered camels

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 22:58:18 [Preview] No.342619 del
Good. It stinks when you walk past people who smoke and it lingers in the air.

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 23:21:38 [Preview] No.342620 del
Absolute clown world.

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 23:23:56 [Preview] No.342621 del
Been looking at various discord servers. I'm amazed by the sheer number of roleplaying ones, including to games that went out of print years ago and I thought I'd never get to play. It just feels empty now because I've lost my interest in gaming, but if I'd known about them 5 years ago it would've been great.

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 23:31:12 [Preview] No.342622 del
time for some comfy gaming in bed
good night NEETs

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 23:38:27 [Preview] No.342623 del
Good night NEET. Sleep tight.

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 23:39:13 [Preview] No.342624 del
Role Play is still very popular online. Most of the GTA V - Five M servers have role playing except for a few that are not.

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 23:42:27 [Preview] No.342625 del
god i remember spending so much time on gmod darkrp servers just trolling people

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 23:46:27 [Preview] No.342626 del
Night m8

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 23:48:15 [Preview] No.342627 del
I play on "Not RP" servers and people join asking about roles. There is a plane on one server you can drop bombs on. I fly at the highest altitude and drop bombs on people below. After a while they start flying helicopter and jets trying to get me, but when I notice I move away from them and there is too much distance between us.

NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 23:50:42 [Preview] No.342628 del
>bombs on
*bombs out of,I mean.

NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 00:06:15 [Preview] No.342629 del
Goon tax is being paid.

NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 00:17:33 [Preview] No.342630 del
Another night on the standards?

NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 00:22:36 [Preview] No.342632 del
MegaUpload is the among the greasiest companies. They limited by speed to 1mb/s and that's fine. As the file gets to 80% it drops to a tenth of that speed and keeps halving the speed. What you do is keep pausing and restarting the download to get that burst speed again and it downloads faster.

NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 00:23:42 [Preview] No.342633 del
Hopefully they don't fuck it up when I order it.

NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 00:25:00 [Preview] No.342634 del
that's the one owned by that fat kiwi bloke, isn't it?

NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 00:26:45 [Preview] No.342635 del
>It’s one of McDonald’s most popular dipping sauces overseas – and now it is available Down Under from today in a “first” for burger the chain.
>for burger the chain
>Written by Shireen Khalil

NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 00:27:25 [Preview] No.342636 del
burger it, shireen! you were supposed to proof read it

NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 00:33:04 [Preview] No.342637 del
Reee, none of you zoomer mongs understood what I meant by 'roleplay'

NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 00:42:41 [Preview] No.342638 del
are you some kind of sex pest?

NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 00:47:11 [Preview] No.342639 del
Need to close off this window before my real estate agent turns up. She's body corporateish and I know you guys will start posting merchant memes.

NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 00:52:11 [Preview] No.342640 del
used to play tabletop RP games in summer camps with my friends, never used any game book or anything. always an older kid preparing a story and just going with it, one day campaigns going into the night.

good times, i'd like to try a real rpg with rule books and character sheets and everyting, just not over discord.

NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 00:54:36 [Preview] No.342641 del

NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 00:55:30 [Preview] No.342642 del
Role play is turn taking game with people becoming characters. That happens on GTA V Five M role play servers.

NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 00:56:41 [Preview] No.342643 del
It happens in Possum's shed.

NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 00:59:37 [Preview] No.342644 del
he likes leather or latex?

NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 01:06:08 [Preview] No.342645 del

NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 01:07:11 [Preview] No.342646 del
I presumed it involved teh sexy stuff

NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 01:07:20 [Preview] No.342647 del
I thought that there was a hole in the ground where someone can be stored. A video was posted about it once.

NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 01:07:36 [Preview] No.342648 del
Spandex and leather

NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 01:07:44 [Preview] No.342649 del
Clap it!

NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 01:08:20 [Preview] No.342650 del
I have not found the release switch

NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 01:15:07 [Preview] No.342651 del
You win some, lose some.

NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 01:17:08 [Preview] No.342652 del

NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 01:42:14 [Preview] No.342653 del
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that milkshake video cost $3.8m

NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 01:47:54 [Preview] No.342654 del
Productive morning at the wagerium.
No-Doz, panadol and a multivitamin down the hatch.

NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 02:01:37 [Preview] No.342655 del
It cost a million more and they approved it?

NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 02:02:03 [Preview] No.342656 del
>No-Doz, panadol and a multivitamin
Your body needs it all.

NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 02:06:33 [Preview] No.342657 del

NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 02:10:37 [Preview] No.342658 del
You could get the Department to handle the paperwork and get university students to do it for under hundred thousand if you pay them for it.

NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 02:11:31 [Preview] No.342659 del
you'd think for the sum paid, they could have shown a rough cut to a room of sane people and got some feedback

NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 02:15:05 [Preview] No.342662 del
FAS adult goblinoid now.

NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 02:17:30 [Preview] No.342663 del
>and got some feedback
I wish companies had to provide a justification for the final costs when the tender finishes, especially when it blew out $1.5 or so million or almost half the original tender.

NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 02:31:47 [Preview] No.342664 del
The rioting has begun

NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 02:59:18 [Preview] No.342665 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=l1dnqKGuezo [Embed]

NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 03:03:55 [Preview] No.342666 del
Well they did have to pay Possum.
13 degrees today in Shitbourne, made an egg sandwich for breakfast, thought I'd sneak out for a walk before the cool change hits but the radar is showing a huge front already moving up the bay.

NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 03:10:19 [Preview] No.342667 del
Delayed hangover

NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 03:15:23 [Preview] No.342668 del
Suddenly the $5 shake from pulp fiction seems like a bargain.

NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 03:17:18 [Preview] No.342669 del
Went here for lunch: https://fancyburgers.com.au/ Was quite nice.

NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 03:22:55 [Preview] No.342670 del
Which ones did you have?

NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 03:23:59 [Preview] No.342671 del
I had the crispy bacon & cheese in a meal.

NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 03:26:00 [Preview] No.342672 del
>Well they did have to pay Possum.
Rolling around with sacks of money now.

NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 03:26:42 [Preview] No.342673 del
Prices aren't too bad. How were the feed portions?

NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 03:28:37 [Preview] No.342674 del
Price and portion was comparable with a pub burger meal.
I couldn't have finished a second one.

NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 03:30:21 [Preview] No.342675 del
Still waiting for the fucking real estate agent to turn up. Can't do anything about lunch until they get here. REee.

NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 03:34:53 [Preview] No.342676 del
Remember the 'armed insurrection' in washington back in january, in which the media claimed trump supporters killed a cop? Turns out he died of natural causes.

NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 03:50:20 [Preview] No.342677 del
I would start cooking lunch if it's more than hour. It's not your concern to be ready for them anymore.

NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 03:50:27 [Preview] No.342678 del
Next time your there grab me the Chicken delight burger please.

NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 03:52:05 [Preview] No.342679 del
I agree with the other neet, just get on with lunch, fuck em

NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 04:37:38 [Preview] No.342680 del
Erotic content

NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 04:51:57 [Preview] No.342681 del

NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 05:02:34 [Preview] No.342682 del
Finally, the real estate agent has been and gone. Now I can go see dan. I only regret that I don't have any ufo or stranger things videos to watch once drunk.

NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 05:17:28 [Preview] No.342683 del
Enjoy the relief of freedom.

I'm enjoying the working from home. It's so fucking comfy with my new desk. Autumn rain hitting the window, scented candle burning, fresh trackies, just went to flavourtown.
Absolutely based, why the fuck do I have to go into a shitty 90s style cube farm to do this shit

NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 05:32:17 [Preview] No.342684 del
>scented candle burning
>just went to flavourtown
that's pretty gay

NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 05:39:05 [Preview] No.342685 del
cuddle Mountain.

NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 05:39:24 [Preview] No.342686 del
Did they comment on the poo on the floor?

NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 05:41:25 [Preview] No.342687 del
OK. Coke, chocolate and booze acquired. After this binge I'll fix my life I swear to dan.

NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 05:41:32 [Preview] No.342688 del
Sounds based.

NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 05:43:53 [Preview] No.342689 del
>After this binge I'll fix my life I swear to dan.
I have a screen capture of a NEET from end of 2017 claiming only one more night on the booze then they'll get it together. It won't happen without action.

NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 05:45:44 [Preview] No.342690 del
Sounds gay.

NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 05:47:26 [Preview] No.342691 del
You won't optimise your life with that style of thinking.

NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 05:47:34 [Preview] No.342692 del
I assured her it was part of that particular tile pattern.

NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 05:48:36 [Preview] No.342693 del
That was ME. I almost got it right, but a few things just came up and I couldn't quit. This time it'll happen. This time.

NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 05:52:58 [Preview] No.342695 del
>but a few things just came up and I couldn't quit.
Many unspoken things happens.

>This time it'll happen. This time.
You are undertaking it with action this time with the mong pills. I have my hope as well that it will work out.

NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 05:54:56 [Preview] No.342696 del
The ancient aliens guy is exploring loch ness and explaining how nessie is really an ancient astronaut. This should be good.

NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 05:56:35 [Preview] No.342697 del
The chad earthquake should read 'doesn't even aim for the toilet bowl'

NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 05:57:44 [Preview] No.342698 del
30 mins to go. Fucking over it.

NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 05:57:54 [Preview] No.342699 del
I wonder whether he was buying or selling piss bottles. Or perhaps he was a speculator, trying to corner the market.

NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 05:58:38 [Preview] No.342700 del
The other thing I was worried about was my whiteboards - they have blu-tac on them, and that's banned by the lease. But she said nothing.

NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 05:59:26 [Preview] No.342701 del
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just noticed this on gdq videos

NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 05:59:27 [Preview] No.342702 del
Actually, I'm not monk, just a fat fuck who eats too much and occasionally dabbles in drinking.

NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 06:01:20 [Preview] No.342703 del
>trying to corner the market.
I would believe this to be true.

NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 06:01:44 [Preview] No.342704 del
Stay an extra half hour for free.

NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 06:02:24 [Preview] No.342705 del
>they have blu-tac on them, and that's banned by the lease.
As long as it doesn't stain the walls I thought you were allow to put up any fixture, as there ones for that you can attach to walls use tape?

NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 06:02:32 [Preview] No.342706 del
Eat my arse for 30 mins for free

NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 06:02:41 [Preview] No.342707 del
> just a fat fuck

NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 06:02:54 [Preview] No.342708 del
>just a fat fuck who eats too much and occasionally dabbles in drinking
You were on the other side of the war.

NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 06:16:25 [Preview] No.342709 del
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That particular BONG was made by a Frenchman. As far as I can tell. Maybe he stole it from a Finn on Yililauta, maybe it was his OC. It was used by him to open the very first BONG thread on Krautchan/int in 2016 August.

NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 06:19:16 [Preview] No.342710 del
Some memes have a deeper history than others.

NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 06:22:02 [Preview] No.342711 del
What's the context behind that image?

NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 06:24:46 [Preview] No.342712 del
He also made others I think, now I can't tell anymore which ones. Anyway it's safe to say he made that one BONG posted ITT.

Yeah. I think during the second, continuation thread Krautchan went down, and remained offline for some weeks, and the userbase scattered through bunker boards. One was 8ch/kc where I settled too and the Frenchman also, and couple others from the BONG thread and was continued there. I make these since then. Although nowadays very, very rarely.

NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 06:26:13 [Preview] No.342713 del
The BONG one or the "actually" one?

NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 06:27:35 [Preview] No.342714 del
>the "actually" one?
The only posted in the post >>342709 reminded me of:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=UbQgXeY_zi4 [Embed]

NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 06:30:34 [Preview] No.342715 del
I've no knowledge of any context, I just use it as an "actually" reaction image. I think this one I did not save form an IB, but duckduckwent for someting I could use as a reaction image. Sometimes I do that.

NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 06:49:00 [Preview] No.342716 del
You should ban them all, Big Fella.

NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 06:49:48 [Preview] No.342717 del
Ban who?

NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 06:50:49 [Preview] No.342718 del
I only just got here, so I don't know what you're talking about, but the answer should always be to ban them.

NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 06:51:42 [Preview] No.342719 del
>the answer should always be to ban them.
Reminds me of this image

NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 06:58:20 [Preview] No.342720 del
I just posted a peep in the work chat

NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 07:00:40 [Preview] No.342721 del

NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 07:01:59 [Preview] No.342722 del
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I hope it was a good one.

NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 07:02:07 [Preview] No.342723 del
hopefully somebody replies with a henlo and offers you some pidser

NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 07:05:29 [Preview] No.342724 del
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Follow it with this

NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 07:11:00 [Preview] No.342725 del
Wage complete. Still feel a bit hungover tbh. Productive wage day somehow. I think its the new desk setup.
The cold is all but gone, just a phlegmy cough at the moment. Hopefully I'm still sick enough at the wage so people know I was legitimately sick.
I am somehow quite relaxed.

NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 07:22:45 [Preview] No.342727 del
I loved the kfc gravy meme, but their gravy is shit.

NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 07:23:34 [Preview] No.342728 del
It's good for dipping.

NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 07:24:04 [Preview] No.342729 del
Ok, finished eating all the chocolate. Now that is absolutely the last time until I lose at least 5 kg. I swear to dan. On my honour as an executive.

NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 07:24:56 [Preview] No.342730 del
Dipping what? The chicken pieces don't need it. The chips don't need it. And the chicken nuggets and tendies come with sauces that are much superior to gravy.

NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 07:25:03 [Preview] No.342731 del
How many standards will be consumed?

NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 07:25:53 [Preview] No.342732 del
Only get expensive good stuff, so you have it less often.

NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 07:26:18 [Preview] No.342733 del
Where have you popped in from?

NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 07:28:28 [Preview] No.342734 del
Going to have a glass or three of wine and then engage some of you ruffians in verbal judo.

NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 07:29:51 [Preview] No.342735 del
I haven't binged in nearly 25 minutes, an achievement I'm proud of and I don't care for your mockery, neets.

NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 07:30:48 [Preview] No.342736 del
I will clean my ears in anticipation.

NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 07:31:09 [Preview] No.342737 del
Calls for a reward.

NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 07:46:43 [Preview] No.342738 del
What's for dinner, neets?

NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 07:47:03 [Preview] No.342739 del
nothing except wine

NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 07:48:29 [Preview] No.342740 del
Good to hear NEET. I hope you enjoy the rest of your afternoon/evening.

Looks vile.

>On my honour as an executive.
Treat yourself with a binge when you loose those 5kg

Good drop?

Well done NEET. It >>342737

Thai, just finished it.

Has that filled you up?

NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 07:49:04 [Preview] No.342741 del
Making some chicken and corn soup. When I went to buy a roast chicken before, I saw they had ones with garlic bread stuffing, and nearly bought one, before deciding on a normal one.

NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 07:50:31 [Preview] No.342744 del
Imagine the juices from a garlic bread one.

NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 07:51:42 [Preview] No.342745 del
Imagine the smell.

NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 07:52:15 [Preview] No.342747 del
holy shit !

NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 07:57:03 [Preview] No.342748 del
>Good drop?
Saltram Mamre Brook Barossa Cavernet Sauvignon 2018
So far so good

NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 07:57:39 [Preview] No.342749 del
Is it possible for that area of growing to make a bad drop?

NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 08:00:30 [Preview] No.342750 del
The wine maker still needs to know what they're doing.

NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 08:00:37 [Preview] No.342751 del
Half thinking a zinger box with popcorn chicken and a box of wicked wings.

NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 08:02:09 [Preview] No.342752 del
I feel the cold coming.

NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 08:03:32 [Preview] No.342753 del
Wonder how that NEET moving to Silvery City will cope with the cold

NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 08:04:20 [Preview] No.342754 del
Get some gravy for dipping.

NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 08:05:13 [Preview] No.342755 del
Wanking himself warm I can imagine and lots of goon.

NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 08:05:40 [Preview] No.342756 del
Of course, that NEETs post is what made me start thinking of it.

NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 08:05:56 [Preview] No.342757 del
It is very chilly.

NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 08:06:03 [Preview] No.342758 del
Take me down to Lizbef City
Where Weber is fat
and the girls are shitty

NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 08:06:34 [Preview] No.342759 del
I've been thinking he was moving to Broken Hill but that pic makes me think otherwise now.

NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 08:07:51 [Preview] No.342760 del
I need move of Shiteys erotic content! Now!!!

NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 08:07:59 [Preview] No.342761 del
I had this meffhead chick give me a full up and down look while standing next to her dropkick looking bf there yesterday.

NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 08:09:10 [Preview] No.342762 del
they're absolute trash
no good can come from interacting with them in any manner

NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 08:09:43 [Preview] No.342763 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Sbn8fRWbp-I [Embed]

NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 08:11:35 [Preview] No.342764 del
I gave her a half nod.
She'll probably rock up on my doorstep after he belted her looking to score and suck cock with her jagged broken teeth now.

NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 08:12:24 [Preview] No.342765 del

NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 08:13:06 [Preview] No.342766 del
>suck cock with her jagged broken teeth now.
File them down!

NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 08:13:47 [Preview] No.342767 del
If she does we expect some pictures neet.

NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 08:14:04 [Preview] No.342768 del
pull them out with pliars

NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 08:17:55 [Preview] No.342769 del
Really, why are women born with teeth anyway?

NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 08:28:00 [Preview] No.342770 del
All the NEETs go quiet and desperately hunt for gummy bj drugo porn.

NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 08:28:08 [Preview] No.342771 del
Have you eaten beans today NEETs?

Today I made mexican yellow rice with some friend eggs.
Kidney beans, rice, tumeric, cumin, coriander, chilli, onion, capsicum.
Good for getting rid of leftovers, meat can be fried in with the onion at the start.

NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 08:32:02 [Preview] No.342772 del
Sounds tasty neet

NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 08:33:55 [Preview] No.342773 del
No. Your cooking sounds nice.

NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 08:34:40 [Preview] No.342774 del
Had some baked beans with breakfast. Tomato flavoured, not my favourite ham flavoured though.

NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 08:35:01 [Preview] No.342775 del
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NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 08:35:31 [Preview] No.342776 del
Put off getting goon'd. Don't think I will now.

NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 08:36:37 [Preview] No.342777 del
You look happy. Does not drinking make you smile?

NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 08:38:50 [Preview] No.342778 del
You're being facetious.

NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 08:39:09 [Preview] No.342779 del
Save it for the weekend m8

NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 08:39:50 [Preview] No.342780 del
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If you fry the capsicum and onions, add them to the water you are boiling the rice in- then when the rice is cooked adding the fried beans and chicken it's great.

If you do it like a stir fry and do everything in one pan then add the rice at the end it's OK.

If you just boil everything in a pot it's sloppa tier.
In any case it's cheap and nutritious.
I always get salt reduced if I'm getting ham.
Typically I eat baked beans boston style with some fried onion, mustard powder and worstershire.

NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 08:43:14 [Preview] No.342781 del
that looks hearty

NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 08:44:42 [Preview] No.342782 del
Looks good. I should really start thinking about restricting my salt intake, but I don't really know where to begin.

NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 08:47:20 [Preview] No.342784 del
The auspol thread on 4niggers also discusses dindins and food delivery apps. Kind of funny. That guy that hates women and stands them up on dates also posts there.

NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 08:48:38 [Preview] No.342785 del
See that smile emerges.

NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 08:53:41 [Preview] No.342786 del
The most common cause of consumption of salt is in pre-made sauces and the like.
The food body corporate just adds sugar and salt to everything to make it cheaper by volume to produce.
Many "savory" foods will be 10% sugar- and many sweets will be 30%.
Salt is often added as a cheap preservative, or because removing excess salt is too expensive.

When you start cooking from fresh, your problems all rapidly diminish.
If you're buying pre-made shit you are a prisoner of the food body corporate, ultimately your efforts will be in vain.

When you do cook yourself the only real risks are:
A. salting things which reduce in volume, like soup.
B. salting things which already have salt from ingredients like soya sauce
I use fermented soya beans instead of soya sauce for instance, and salt the pasta water and use salt at the table- but not the sauce.

NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 08:53:51 [Preview] No.342787 del
Feed is important to NEETs.

NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 08:54:42 [Preview] No.342788 del
>The food body corporate just adds sugar and salt to everything to make it cheaper by volume to produce.
and get people addicted

NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 08:58:00 [Preview] No.342789 del
I love salt

NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 09:00:34 [Preview] No.342790 del
I don't think I have ever seen an African touch-on a myki. I think maybe Africans get to ride public transport for free.

NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 09:00:58 [Preview] No.342791 del
Having teh beans rite now, good thing I like em cos its half of my collapse stash

NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 09:03:18 [Preview] No.342792 del
transit cops in Adelaide only target whites on the train

NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 09:03:27 [Preview] No.342793 del
qwll hwllooooooooo neets

NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 09:05:22 [Preview] No.342794 del
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Everybody loves salt.

NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 09:10:07 [Preview] No.342795 del
Evening Nuro.

NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 09:10:25 [Preview] No.342796 del
Me far left.

NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 09:13:42 [Preview] No.342797 del

NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 09:17:06 [Preview] No.342798 del
>ma's boss gives everyone alexas as gifts
>warn ma that it's a fucking spy device and she should through it away
>keeps it but doesn't use it for years
>father finds it and decides he will use it to play music
>doesn't care that it's a spy device
>is using it to play radio when he has at least five other options to play music

They still taught 1984 in most schools when boomers were kids and they'll still put the fucking telescreen in their homes voluntarily and pay subscription fees to it.

NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 09:19:31 [Preview] No.342801 del
How is it any different to a phone?

NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 09:19:52 [Preview] No.342802 del
Over microwaved the sausage rolls, now going to dry them out in the airfryer.

NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 09:20:00 [Preview] No.342803 del
boomers are the same ones who complain about multi culti and immigration at home but don't think you should be allowed to say nigger in public or question the holocaust

NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 09:21:33 [Preview] No.342804 del
you can turn voice off on a phone
these things exist to listen to everything
you can also pass audio over laser to them from outside somebody's home and (depending on what they've connected it to) control their house/appliances

NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 09:21:43 [Preview] No.342805 del
As far as I know phones are only active spy devices when Feds and glowies want to keep tabs on you.
Alexas are active spy devices by default. It is a means of research and revenue for them not just a tool in the toolbox.

NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 09:21:59 [Preview] No.342806 del
What the fuck
If I did that I'd never hear the end of it.

NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 09:24:22 [Preview] No.342808 del
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>pass audio over laser
Well la di da

NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 09:25:19 [Preview] No.342809 del
In VIC some years back the state government introduced a fine to please old cunts. Something like a $380 fine to be issued for using "inappropriate language."
It's actually already against the law but the thing was a judge would be like "what the fuck? you sent this cunt in here to waste my time for swearing at you? piss off."
But making it a fine lets it bypass the court.
I remember saying to my ma how awful it was and also consider how often a cop would be swearing at you the perp.
She was like
>i agree with it
>what if someone was swearing at your nan?
I don't believe my Nan is empowered to issue fines.

NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 09:25:33 [Preview] No.342810 del
I'm not sure why you are responding in this manner.

NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 09:25:51 [Preview] No.342811 del
Niggers and holocaust aren't even real.

NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 09:26:24 [Preview] No.342812 del

NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 09:27:56 [Preview] No.342813 del
I like how they keep referring to her as a teacher instead of paedophile.

NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 09:27:57 [Preview] No.342814 del
Any girl that wants to teach high school who isn't ugly is suspicious as fuck.
I remember I had this teacher who kind of looked like Lexi Belle but with a bigger nose.
The guys spent the whole class hitting on her, except me because I was a low-t sperg.
A girl I knew knew a girl who specifically went for the youngest legal guys she could and she was studying to become a teacher. Admitted to her she was into children.

NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 09:29:10 [Preview] No.342815 del
I. Sorry. Never mind.
I saw the meme and hadn't used it in years.

NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 09:31:09 [Preview] No.342816 del
I also like this trend now where they can enter a plea of not guilty to one set of charges and then a few months later organise a guilty plea with the DPP in exchange for lesser charges being filed.

NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 09:34:09 [Preview] No.342817 del
I hope DPP comes down hard given that she waited until the victim was recording his testimony when she changed her mind. We all know that's not going to happen because she'll do the sad cry act and spend time in an institution.

NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 09:35:45 [Preview] No.342818 del
>I hope DPP comes down hard
you're kidding right?
<By Tuesday morning the matter had been resolved and a fresh indictment was handed up to Judge Traill.
<Mr Terracini also handed up three documents relating to other offences that will be taken into account when Ms Young is sentenced, but will not result in a conviction.

NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 09:37:19 [Preview] No.342819 del
>aggravated sexual intercourse

So it's not sexual assault nor cuddle nor stat cuddle?
I wonder if this is like "infanticide?"
They had to create the charge infanticide because juries refused to convict a wahmen of murder when she killed her own children.

NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 09:40:10 [Preview] No.342820 del
a male teacher here got 10 months for upskirting some students, and I guarantee this one gets less than that, if any, actual prison time

NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 09:41:15 [Preview] No.342821 del
I'll wait until the judges official decision. Her legal team is probably just doing the spin.

It's aggravated because she used to position of power as a teacher to get access to the victim.

NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 09:42:19 [Preview] No.342822 del
>I'll wait until the judges official decision. Her legal team is probably just doing the spin.
the orange text and the reference to 'upstairs' was the DPP
the charges have been replaced and the judge can only find against the new charges

NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 09:44:01 [Preview] No.342823 del
oh today was 4/20 day, drug noots

NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 09:44:27 [Preview] No.342824 del
also Uncle Addy's birthday

NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 09:46:43 [Preview] No.342825 del
Might celebrate it with some standards aye. Some oaties

NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 09:48:59 [Preview] No.342826 del
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NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 09:50:08 [Preview] No.342827 del
Your body does not need it!

NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 09:51:30 [Preview] No.342828 del
Was twat sad that his new hero died today?

NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 09:51:39 [Preview] No.342829 del
stay strong mong

NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 09:53:03 [Preview] No.342830 del
he didn't mention it
if I'd remembered, I'd have brought a cake and put it in the kitchen for people to share, as seems to be tradition when the sheltered workshop tards have a birthday
I have to work from home tomorrow instead of friday so the faggy twat can do something on friday

NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 09:57:51 [Preview] No.342831 del
That would have been a wonderful cake day. You could have bought sparkles for candles and really made it an event.

NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 09:59:43 [Preview] No.342832 del
It would have been worth it to see how long it took between me telling a well-wisher it wasn't my birthday it was Hitler's and HR calling me in for a chat. I reckon it would have taken 3.5-4 hours, possibly with a meeting scheduled for later in the week.

NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 10:02:03 [Preview] No.342833 del
the social club also had a bagel lunch delivered by some bagel merchant at 12pm today

NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 10:04:35 [Preview] No.342834 del
He should have baked a cake in the office oven.

NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 10:05:13 [Preview] No.342835 del
You could tell them it's diversity of representing people from all walks of life. "Not all heros wear capes"

NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 10:06:01 [Preview] No.342836 del
Many missed opportunities.

NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 10:08:12 [Preview] No.342837 del
Did you order anything?

NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 10:08:23 [Preview] No.342838 del
I don't think any of the kitchens have an oven. There might be one of those toaster oven things in one of them, but most just have a microwave.

NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 10:08:36 [Preview] No.342839 del
Pack of purples. These ones taste kind of off too. Must be my cold.
16 standoes yesterday, 8 today, none tomorrow. Feeling kind of spaced out from the benzos today.
Mummybot should be giving me that 10-20k sometime in the next few weeks.

Whats your work schedule like? Can you work from home when you like? Do they give you a laptop or do you use your personal computer for work?

NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 10:08:46 [Preview] No.342840 del
I was never asked to join the social club when I started, so no.

NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 10:13:17 [Preview] No.342841 del
Thats the equivalent of getting a K-mart tier bint, Pimping her out then marrying her in a church.

NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 10:14:06 [Preview] No.342842 del
>Whats your work schedule like? Can you work from home when you like? Do they give you a laptop or do you use your personal computer for work?
I do Monday through Wednesday in the office and have Thursday and Friday at home. This had been the situation since last September, but a couple of weeks ago they wanted everybody back, so I put a request in writing to retain this flexible work arrangement, citing among other things, the 120km a week it would save me driving and associated costs, and the fact that I'm basically on-call 24x7x365 and I've never used fatigue management rules or the like to not show up the next day after a callout.
I have two work laptops and a workstation in the office. At home I use the laptops as well as my own personal workstation for some things.

NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 10:15:43 [Preview] No.342843 del
Also work provided iPhone with effectively unlimited calls and data.

NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 10:15:58 [Preview] No.342844 del
I don't think I've ever had a proper bagel that has been fresh. Are they nice?

NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 10:18:13 [Preview] No.342845 del
They're chewy regardless of when they were baked.
Ate them a fair bit for lunch in London, as they came pre-made with a variety of toppings in the supermarkets and things.

NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 10:24:12 [Preview] No.342846 del
Did they give you the work from home flexibility without issue? Everyone I know has had their employer happily offer people work from home flexibility without having to ask for it.
It's making me increasingly butthurt. Today I submitted 6 bug reports as jira tickets with logs attached, screenshots, SQL queries, etc. I know I hard on about it but some people do like 1 a week. I just don't understand the logic behind not letting me work from home on a regular basis. We had two new starts recently and they both got given laptops but for some reason I had to go into the office a few times during lockdown because Windows updates had my workstation needing a reboot to RDP into it.
Maybe I should just work from home due to being 'sick' every tues and thurs from now on.
Thursday and Friday at home sounds nice but I'd prefer to split up the week.

I got a few in New York and didn't get what the fuss was about until I realised you're meant to eat them with butter and ham and all kinds of shit and I was just eating them plain like a mong

NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 10:26:54 [Preview] No.342847 del
Might have to try another one when I come across one. I don't mind the chew if the toppings are nice.

NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 10:36:03 [Preview] No.342848 del
That's a mong moment. Did they have stands and stalls that made bagels over there?

NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 10:37:34 [Preview] No.342849 del
In the city yeah. I was getting them from cafeterias and stuff, self serve.

NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 10:38:18 [Preview] No.342850 del
They're supposed to have the chew and you're supposed to toast them.

NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 10:39:31 [Preview] No.342851 del
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NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 10:41:34 [Preview] No.342852 del
>Did they give you the work from home flexibility without issue?
yeah it was approved almost immediately

I'm pretty sure the Federal Government passed some legislation that means you're supposed to be able to ask for flexible arrangements and your employer has to provide a GOOD reason why not if they reject the request.

NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 10:51:38 [Preview] No.342853 del
I got a call back for a job today. It has been years since this happened. It's kind of scary. I kind of want it and kind of don't.

NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 10:53:04 [Preview] No.342854 del
I looked into it a bit when cruisey mentioned it but I don't think I really have fully legitimate grounds for it.

>Employers can only refuse a request for a flexible working arrangement from an employee who is entitled to make the request under the Fair Work Act on reasonable business grounds. Reasonable business grounds for refusing a request could include...
>inefficiency or impact – the requested arrangement is likely to result in significant loss of efficiency or productivity. The request may also have a significant negative impact on customer service.

This seems like a catch-all to me. My employer is definitely not a best practice employer. I'm not really sure how to prove my productivity because its not really a simple metric. The fact that the business grew during work from home to the point of taking on new hires during wfh however implies that we were pretty fucking busy.
Either way if pajeet doesn't let me do two days I might take it higher up to the COO/CFO.

NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 10:53:22 [Preview] No.342855 del
Thats good to hear m8, go for it.

NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 10:55:30 [Preview] No.342856 del
Which one of you wrote this

NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 10:58:10 [Preview] No.342857 del

NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 10:58:34 [Preview] No.342858 del
Possum for sure.

NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 10:58:44 [Preview] No.342859 del
Good luck NEET.

NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 11:00:36 [Preview] No.342860 del
>It comes out of her like thick pumpkin soup

NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 11:00:51 [Preview] No.342861 del

NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 11:01:18 [Preview] No.342862 del
So that's where he went.

NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 11:06:07 [Preview] No.342863 del
fucking kek

NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 11:17:22 [Preview] No.342864 del
6 days without a dart

NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 11:17:49 [Preview] No.342865 del
Good night NEETs. Sleep tight.

NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 11:18:34 [Preview] No.342866 del
Sleep right and tight

NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 11:18:54 [Preview] No.342867 del
Well done m8

NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 11:35:45 [Preview] No.342868 del
i was meant to go to bed 3 hours ago!

NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 11:41:23 [Preview] No.342869 del
Any wine left?

NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 11:44:35 [Preview] No.342870 del
You better go now while it's still dark.

NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 11:46:19 [Preview] No.342871 del

NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 11:46:35 [Preview] No.342872 del
i might make some tame helen

NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 12:05:03 [Preview] No.342873 del
I can't remember if I took the benzos yet or not

NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 12:05:13 [Preview] No.342874 del
decided to go to bed instead
night all

NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 12:06:45 [Preview] No.342875 del
Night cuz
Shake off the sad cuntisms you've had lately. This is the time of our lives.

NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 12:06:59 [Preview] No.342876 del
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NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 12:20:59 [Preview] No.342877 del
Beans are fuel intensive to cook and require a lot of water.
Oats have a shelf life of more than a year and are ready to eat.

NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 12:25:26 [Preview] No.342878 del
Dirt and grass and sticks require no preparation and are found practically everywhere.

NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 12:36:44 [Preview] No.342879 del
Beans are for spics

NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 15:12:54 [Preview] No.342880 del
bed is in
im off to get another 200l of substrate

NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 18:45:06 [Preview] No.342881 del
picked up another bed, cant go wrong for 15 euros a piece
too dark now but i cant wait to plant my peas and maybe cherry tomatoes tommorow

NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 18:49:47 [Preview] No.342882 del
Up and at em noots

Get out there and achieve something

NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 18:50:50 [Preview] No.342883 del
good morning NEET

NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 18:52:23 [Preview] No.342884 del
Morning mate. Nice raised bed.

NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 20:18:12 [Preview] No.342885 del
Morning neeties. Another day, just like all the other days.

NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 20:49:24 [Preview] No.342886 del
Good stuff. What did they say?

NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 20:53:15 [Preview] No.342887 del

NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 20:55:01 [Preview] No.342888 del
Fucking excellent. Very keen to get updates.