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NEET General #341 - Resisting death anxiety and becoming the Nietzschean Overman Edition NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 06:23:18 [Preview] No. 342053
How are you improving yourself this week NEET?
Lowering the standards? Learning something new? Exercising? Fixing your laptop?

OLD: >>340951
Edited last time by imissfather on 04/19/2021 (Mon) 06:54:02.


NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 06:24:15 [Preview] No.342054 del
Victoria Bitter best V


NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 06:24:42 [Preview] No.342055 del
>>342051
No, this is just automatically splitting my pay into different accounts.
I don't think you can salary sacrifice a mortgage.


NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 06:25:56 [Preview] No.342056 del
Scotty from Marketing received a warm welcome at the Clare Garden Festival today.


NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 06:28:22 [Preview] No.342058 del
>>342056
Where do you find this shit?


NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 06:28:33 [Preview] No.342059 del
that neet is going to get stuck in the old thread again


NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 06:28:51 [Preview] No.342060 del
>>342056
Delightfully based.


NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 06:29:14 [Preview] No.342061 del
>>342059
He has a linking post now, if he refuses to refresh that's up to him.


NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 06:29:16 [Preview] No.342062 del
>>342058
the 'Shit Adelaide' instagram community


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NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 06:31:03 [Preview] No.342064 del
Boongtop.


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NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 06:34:03 [Preview] No.342068 del
>>342067
that third picture is more weber life


NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 06:34:21 [Preview] No.342069 del
>>342067
HPV arc.


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>>342055
I'm not sure if you can either, I know you can with cars and all sorts so you might be able to.


NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 06:35:25 [Preview] No.342071 del
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>>342068
How times have changed.


NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 06:37:25 [Preview] No.342072 del
>>342067
Oops.
I always fuck it up aye.
Man I miss that pool


NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 06:37:46 [Preview] No.342073 del
>>342070
fringe benefits tax applies with cars and stuff
it's all very complicated and probably not worth the effort unless you're earning $500k+ and can afford to retain an accountant


NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 06:38:01 [Preview] No.342074 del
PROUDNEET, still looking for him.


NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 06:38:07 [Preview] No.342075 del
If I close the screen on this laptop, the internet stops and then it takes two attempts to get it back on after a 3 min wait.


NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 06:38:44 [Preview] No.342076 del
>>342075
that's because closing the lid is suspending the OS


NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 06:39:07 [Preview] No.342077 del
>2018
fark me, its been a while


NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 06:40:32 [Preview] No.342078 del
>>342070
>interspersed with homemade Big Mac replicas
A delightful post.


NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 06:40:58 [Preview] No.342079 del
>>342074
He must be wanking outside the gen alone.


NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 06:42:55 [Preview] No.342081 del
I'm a mong, two of them weren't supposed to be posted.


NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 06:43:24 [Preview] No.342082 del
>>342080
Are you on your other laptop?
Second pic is NK btw


NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 06:43:43 [Preview] No.342083 del
>>342076
Do you think if he hits it hard enough it will speed up?


NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 06:44:16 [Preview] No.342084 del
>>342073
It's too complicated for me.
Cow orker's mum paid her car off with it and she explained it in great detail but I still didn't get it.


NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 06:44:29 [Preview] No.342085 del
>>342083
yeah should do
if not, drop it onto a tiled floor


NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 06:44:57 [Preview] No.342086 del
>>342076
Oh. I'll just leave it open then.


NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 06:45:53 [Preview] No.342087 del
>>342084
the repayment just comes out of your fortnightly salary before tax is applied
depending on how much the repayment is, this might be enough to reduce the tax you pay on the lesser amount of salary that remains


NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 06:47:09 [Preview] No.342088 del
>>342083
The turbo slap


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>>342082
Yeah, all of these are just from one folder and there are folders inside folders everywhere.
Those are those old raping jeans he wore every day before getting those ones with the zips.


NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 06:49:18 [Preview] No.342090 del
lol
That fucking camera
God knows what mischievous goingons he was up to when no one was looking.


NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 06:51:25 [Preview] No.342091 del
>>342090
Live poo shows on demand.


NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 06:52:26 [Preview] No.342092 del
>>342091
Kind of disappointed I never had a folder for his inadequate quality pics.


NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 06:53:54 [Preview] No.342093 del
>>342092
He always has the poo phone, perhaps one day he upload a zip of all of them.


NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 06:55:34 [Preview] No.342094 del
>>342093
he should put them on the blockchain so they become eternal


NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 06:57:49 [Preview] No.342095 del
Looking at other pics of the time I was overseas. Incredibly nostalgic. Man do I miss it. Had it all goin on back then. Monaro, friends, new experiences, heaps of action. Now its just the same old dreary fucking wage cage.


NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 07:06:13 [Preview] No.342096 del


NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 07:18:25 [Preview] No.342097 del
You guys ever check out facebook marketplace? There's some great shit on there for little or nothing.


NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 07:25:51 [Preview] No.342098 del
>>342097
nope
what sort of stuff?


NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 07:31:24 [Preview] No.342099 del
>>342097
Depends on whether you can fix stuff, I can imagine there are some good buys as well time wasters and people who think their shit is 24k gold.


NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 07:39:03 [Preview] No.342100 del
>>342098
Damn near everything.
>>342099
A lot of people just want someone to take their shit away fast.


NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 07:41:21 [Preview] No.342101 del
>>342100
>A lot of people just want someone to take their shit away fast.
Fair point. Cheaper than taking it to the tip.


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NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 07:49:43 [Preview] No.342105 del
Weber could recite every song on the Marshal Mathers EP a month after it was released once.


NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 07:50:20 [Preview] No.342106 del
>>342105
Based.


NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 07:58:29 [Preview] No.342107 del
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>>342053
Gonna listen to some of freddy's audiobooks tonight while falling asleep. Hopefully this will turn me into a super man, or at least make up for all the binge eating I've done this past few days.


NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 08:01:18 [Preview] No.342108 del
>>342067
>>342080
ALL OF THESE ARE VERY UNAESTHETIC


NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 08:02:11 [Preview] No.342109 del
NEET lair
https://youtube.com/watch?v=i3KacGg9aec [Embed]


NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 08:03:59 [Preview] No.342110 del
>>342097
facebook market place is actually hella good, unfortunately you need facebook and thats a nah from me


NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 08:06:24 [Preview] No.342111 del
>>342110
Do normies even still use facebook these days, or is it like that neet said before, all telegram and snapchat? I trust none of the neets here turned into noots and normies and have gotten telegram or snapchat.


NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 08:06:59 [Preview] No.342112 del
Todays meditation for those who are interested.


NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 08:07:42 [Preview] No.342113 del
>>342111
People still use it. The market place is active. Probably a better alternative than gumtree.


NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 08:09:32 [Preview] No.342114 del
>>342108
You don't like my legs?


NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 08:12:30 [Preview] No.342115 del
>>341367
>As long as it works for you.
It does more or less.
>The wage means I can't sleep in.
The earliest time I have to get up is to watch some stuff online for my course on Wednesdays at 9am.
>>341378
I had a dream where I was in a shitty area in the northern or western suburbs that actually looked nice, then I went to this hilltop grassy area from which you could see the CBD skyline, while being there I met a daughter of a friend of a friend of the family who is the same age as me. We talked for a bit then we went to this weird room where I started to undress her, just before she took of her bra the dream then switched to me sitting in a chair reading a book about fish in central America. Very strange dream.
>>341418
I actually get what Nuros talking about here, I've gone for long walks into unfamiliar areas while drunk and choofed without getting lost because of the same kind of autopilot.
>>341521
I hope he's ok too.
>>341713
>>341716
Fancy.
>>341724
The TV is always full of ridiculous shit.
>>341783
I don't think I've been to Chadstone in years.
>>341916
>A NEET had an archive of every single edition before it was taken down
That might be me. I have a .txt file with archive links for threads 1-323.
18 degrees today in Shitbourne, spent most of yesterday skitzing out, went for a long walk this morning followed by cooking up some fried eggs and a few packets of mi goreng, might go buy some piss soon, maybe go to the gym.


NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 08:13:50 [Preview] No.342116 del
>>342114
We only crave the Bulge shots.


NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 08:20:08 [Preview] No.342117 del
>>342115
>That might be me. I have a .txt file with archive links for threads 1-323.
That's it. You shared it once and none of the threads had images but it would be interesting to see what the post was it or there would have been a post talking about the rules.

>maybe go to the gym.
Go to the gym.


NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 08:25:07 [Preview] No.342118 del
I'm coughing up a storm. Haven't been this sick in ages. Maybe its rona. Definitely not going in tomorrow.
Also had 10 beers.


NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 08:29:18 [Preview] No.342119 del
>>342118
Get a test to see if it is tomorrow and you can use that as the excuse for not going in.


NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 08:34:48 [Preview] No.342120 del
>>342111
no normies almost gave it up its people who built their business around facebook and use messenger and marketplace that a are locked in

many such cases


NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 08:35:28 [Preview] No.342121 del
>>342115
Is your radiator fixed yet, Spergo?


NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 08:35:38 [Preview] No.342122 del
>>342114
its everything, very lazy composition


NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 08:36:24 [Preview] No.342123 del
>>342115
ooof thats ancient catch up


NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 08:42:30 [Preview] No.342124 del
Do you guys remember that Yassmin cunt? She's this North Sudanese rich girl that came to Australia and our government, from what I hear, gave her the job of going back to Sudan and convincing cunts to come to Australia and helping them sign their paperwork because they're retards.
So a few years back on ANZAC Day she made some tweets like "Nauru, Christmas Island etc. Lest We Forget."
For being such a disrespectful cunt she basically got booed to the UK.
Well our government's Arts Council decided last year to give her $20,000 and a trip to Paris to stay at some art development thing.


NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 08:45:30 [Preview] No.342125 del
>>342117
>That's it. You shared it once and none of the threads had images but it would be interesting to see what the post was
If you want I can put up a pastebin link of all the links.
>Go to the gym
I am going to have a coffe,e get changed and then go.
>>342121
Nah, mechanic booked in for the 4th of May.
>>342123
I didn't come on here yesterday, there's been much older ones, how's the goon tonight mate?


NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 08:47:03 [Preview] No.342126 del
>>342124
Yes, it was in the news last year.
There were also people who went to highschool with her who said she dressed and acted like an american gangsta nigger the whole time and only adopted the head gear and bullshit as an adult when she realised there was money to be made from it


NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 08:47:48 [Preview] No.342127 del
>>342108
We hadn't been exposed to Nurolore at the time.


NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 08:48:42 [Preview] No.342129 del
>>342125
Perhaps another time to share the links will spammer lurker around. He'll read them all.


NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 08:50:24 [Preview] No.342130 del
>>342126
Ffff- to be fair acting like an American nigger is kind of trad for Muslims in our countries.


NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 08:51:20 [Preview] No.342131 del
>>342115
I've lost all my (You)'s because I'm using a different laptop.
>Wednesdays at 9am.
yMgoes off at 0550 tomorrow morning
The type thing hs an auto instert
lol
How do I turn this off


NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 08:52:54 [Preview] No.342132 del
>>342115
>I started to undress her, just before she took of her bra
HOT
>skitzing out,
Sucks. Hope you're okay now.


NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 08:53:24 [Preview] No.342133 del
>>342124
I hope she dies.


NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 08:53:53 [Preview] No.342134 del
One of the worst bits about Yassmin is she is NORTH Sudanese.
All these Sudo criminals robbing and raping us tend to be South Sudanese who we ostensibly took in to save them from getting killed by North Sudanese.
So we bring both sides of the conflict in and let this cunt tell us how racist we are.


NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 08:54:14 [Preview] No.342135 del
>>342125
gooon is fine im taking it easy didnt leave the house today pushed too hard with the congac on fri sat

>my womb is so poluted


NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 08:54:45 [Preview] No.342136 del
>>342125
>Nah, mechanic booked in for the 4th of May.
will you be right without the car for two weeks?


NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 09:00:19 [Preview] No.342137 del
>>342134
i remember a WFTD where i we had a north sudanese girl there

she just spoke in the most deceptive tongue immaginable, her attitude was just like a snake, i was horrified

truley cursed people


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>>342138
lol alf the boong


NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 09:03:11 [Preview] No.342140 del
>>342129
Fair enough, I won't do it today,
>>342131
>goes off at 0550 tomorrow morning
Ah yes, I remember the days of the wage.
>>342132
>HOT
It was.
>Sucks. Hope you're okay now.
Thanks, I'm a bit better.
>>342135
>taking it easy didnt leave the house today pushed too hard with the congac on fri sat
Fair enough, a big binge can put you out of commission for a few days sometimes.
>>342136
>will you be right without the car for two weeks?
I should be, mummybot doesn't drive to work anymore so 90% of the time I'll be able to use her car.


NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 09:10:15 [Preview] No.342141 del
>>342138
>compared to the UK
If you went by UK TV you would think white people make up about one in six and only mixed-race couples exist.
If you see a slope crying about being accused of eating dogs link proof that they do and ask him about it. They have gaslit a lot of white people into thinking they don't but China has an annual festival dedicated to it. Koreans and Vietnamese also definitely eat them.


NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 09:12:19 [Preview] No.342142 del
>>342141
I only posted the screenshots because I think they're funny. I don't care about the author's outrage.


NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 09:13:18 [Preview] No.342143 del
>>342142
I mean more generally not to let zipperheads get away with it.


NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 09:17:38 [Preview] No.342144 del
>>342138
I'm glad the dog was safe.


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NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 09:34:27 [Preview] No.342148 del
>>342147
NEET commune radio


NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 09:37:07 [Preview] No.342149 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=nBAHRgtuI4I [Embed]


NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 09:46:23 [Preview] No.342150 del
>>342149
If he gets a blood clot and dies that is one less poo. Billion more to go.


NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 09:52:26 [Preview] No.342151 del
>>342149
Yes. But not orally.


NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 09:53:44 [Preview] No.342152 del
got stuck in the old thread


NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 09:55:17 [Preview] No.342153 del
>>342152
How did you survive?


NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 09:55:52 [Preview] No.342154 del
>>342152
You're a big mong head.


NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 09:57:40 [Preview] No.342155 del
Found my int and kc shizmadoodle.
Gunna do some bating like a teenager.


NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 09:59:47 [Preview] No.342156 del
I refuse to watch any movie adapted from a book or read any book adapted from a movie. A sickening congress, as of a pig and a chimp.


NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 10:04:51 [Preview] No.342157 del
>>342156
Do you hate the days of the week because each day is repeated each week. Not another Monday!


NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 10:07:59 [Preview] No.342158 del
>>342157
I only hate the days ending in y


NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 10:09:40 [Preview] No.342159 del
>>342158
I'll see you for my celebration event tomorrow.


NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 10:10:03 [Preview] No.342160 del
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Watched the 4k disc earlier, looks way better than the BD and with atmos sounds better, will watch the remaining 2 movies through the week, not sure if I should watch the extended editions or not.


NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 10:12:09 [Preview] No.342161 del
>>342160
Sounds nice. Do you turn the sound up all the way so everything vibrates?


NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 10:12:36 [Preview] No.342162 del
12th beer. Going to get some tear and shares and an undecided amount of alcohol.

>>342157
Sunday blues slightly offset by working from home if not taking a (legit) sickie.


NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 10:16:11 [Preview] No.342163 del
>>342162
I think it'll be a 20+ standard night.


NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 10:17:57 [Preview] No.342164 del
>>342160
Did you see they are making a LOTR tv series that is like 4x the cost of game of thrones to produce? Hopefully it has lots of black elves and gay dwarfs and stuff.


NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 10:18:35 [Preview] No.342165 del
An (f) night to be precise.


NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 10:19:14 [Preview] No.342166 del
>>342163
It's not good for you.


NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 10:22:03 [Preview] No.342167 del
>>342141
I remember the Viet guy I worked with said that when he was a boy back in Vietnam, his dad occasionally took him to a market where they sold dog meat and made him roast dog with some rice as a treat.
>>342162
>>342163
I bought myself a goon sack for old times sake earlier. I'm going to be getting monged as well.


NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 10:29:38 [Preview] No.342168 del
>>342166
My predictions are not about me.


NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 10:29:56 [Preview] No.342169 del
>>342163
seem like its doable


NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 10:31:03 [Preview] No.342171 del
>>342161
Of course
>>342164
One can only hope


NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 10:33:05 [Preview] No.342172 del
>>342170
We all miss him except the glow jiggers they wouldn't.


NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 10:36:49 [Preview] No.342173 del
>>342171
The wiki article lists a fairly diverse cast. It’s also set 2000 years before the hobbit, so calling it LOTR is silly


NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 10:37:26 [Preview] No.342174 del
Nothing wrong with eating dog.


NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 10:41:56 [Preview] No.342176 del
>>342173
I guess when they paid the 250 million to the Tolkien Estate for the rights that was included.


NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 10:42:28 [Preview] No.342177 del
>>342174
People eat everything else.


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NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 10:45:13 [Preview] No.342179 del
>>342176
Tolkien made so little from the book that he couldn't afford a secretary to type for him and organise his notes.


NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 10:51:30 [Preview] No.342180 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=bWzB8IkXWJI [Embed]


NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 11:00:09 [Preview] No.342181 del
>>342174
Dogs aren't even real.


NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 11:00:34 [Preview] No.342182 del
>>342175
Good garn.


NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 11:03:00 [Preview] No.342183 del
>>342175
Garn night NEET. Sleep tight.


NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 11:05:57 [Preview] No.342184 del
>>342180
https://youtube.com/watch?v=zrD_FrWf2RE [Embed]


NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 11:15:08 [Preview] No.342185 del
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>you will never go on an epic adventure testing the will and character of man in adversity
>you will always make a pittance in an off-white 90s cubicle copy pasting cells between excel sheets


NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 11:22:15 [Preview] No.342186 del
Good night NEETs. Sleep tight.


NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 11:28:09 [Preview] No.342187 del
>>342186
goodnight


NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 11:39:14 [Preview] No.342188 del
>>342185
>you will always
There there neet. It won't be always. Someday soon you'll be replaced by some software that does the pasting between excel sheets.


NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 11:40:35 [Preview] No.342189 del
All the noots and normie neets are going to bed. What are neets up to?


NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 11:48:06 [Preview] No.342190 del
>>342189
I'm about to stop watching combat music videos on youtube and watch a neetflix moofie. The first moofie in the current living room furniture configuration. How exciting!


NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 11:58:05 [Preview] No.342191 del
>>342190
What's combat music? Is it like that epic battle music they have in movies and vidya?


NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 12:05:28 [Preview] No.342192 del
>>342189
Gracious neet


NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 12:06:50 [Preview] No.342193 del
Half a bottle of wine


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>>342189
i have been on /pol/ the past few hours

now i am covered in curry


NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 12:09:03 [Preview] No.342195 del
this word filter is dispressing


NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 12:10:23 [Preview] No.342196 del
>>342194
What threads have you been reading there?


NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 12:11:30 [Preview] No.342197 del
>>342189
Trying to figure out how to get root on this box I'm hacking. Being a dumdum neet is very frustrating.


NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 12:13:06 [Preview] No.342198 del
>>342194
i have been on /biz/ for the last hour, im laughing
i got diamond hands, holding till i liquidate


NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 12:20:18 [Preview] No.342199 del


NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 12:27:48 [Preview] No.342200 del
Possum made me spend several hours on his pole once.


NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 12:27:54 [Preview] No.342201 del
>>342199
Calling things cringe is a method of controlling us when calling us racist stops working.


NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 12:34:56 [Preview] No.342202 del
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>>342196
researching the indian covid
predictions bout chauvin trial
nice thread on hungarian architecture
another good one on supermax prisons and general prison discusion

then there were the rest of the sliders and disinfo

its all so tiresome


NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 12:35:45 [Preview] No.342203 del
>>342199
go back to 16 bugman


NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 12:53:35 [Preview] No.342204 del
>>342202
chauvin's gonna walk, r-right neets?


NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 12:58:19 [Preview] No.342205 del
>>342204
he would in a non clown world

prosecution clearly was weak, jury need to unanimous, pol was even talking about the possibility of a mis-trial


NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 13:49:33 [Preview] No.342207 del
learning to play dwarf fortress.
I have come to accept NEEThood, the despair at being unemployed and isolated from society is gradually vanishing as I forget my past life, the joys of the sun, talking to other human beings, having money.


NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 13:56:59 [Preview] No.342208 del
>>342201
What's that got to do with anything?
>>342203
Go back to 4chan schizo.


NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 14:02:51 [Preview] No.342209 del
>>342207
me too
except i got into cataclysm DDA instead


NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 14:11:14 [Preview] No.342210 del
>>342209
>cataclysm DDA
I wish the real word would end, at least struggling to survive would offer some kind of purpose.
Can a mans raison detre be tendies?


NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 14:26:37 [Preview] No.342211 del
>>342210
move out into the outback, live the boong life


NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 20:21:41 [Preview] No.342212 del
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>>342207
Welcome home neet.


NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 20:22:33 [Preview] No.342213 del
Morning neeties. Slept ok, nice to be getting up at 6:30 rather than 4:30.


NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 20:42:49 [Preview] No.342214 del


NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 20:51:24 [Preview] No.342216 del
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>>342213
Morning, fucking dog has he squirts so I've been up and down all night letting him in and out, same as yesterday.
Got to go to had office today and see the big boss.


NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 20:52:04 [Preview] No.342217 del
>>342216
>had office
head*


NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 21:19:04 [Preview] No.342218 del
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mordning all
came to work to find this on my desk


NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 21:22:53 [Preview] No.342219 del
>>342218
They could've folded it correctly.
Morning


NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 21:27:07 [Preview] No.342220 del
>>342219
it was probably the HA


NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 21:30:47 [Preview] No.342221 del
>>342220
you mean the pooskin


NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 21:31:26 [Preview] No.342222 del
Running late for the wage.
Looking at memes.


NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 21:35:22 [Preview] No.342223 del
>>342187
Thank (You).

>>342189
The good NEETs need their beauty sleep.

>>342194
No one should go there.

>>342195
Clean off the curry with a moist cloth.

>>342197
Hit it with a stick.

>>342200
Hot!

>>342202
>researching the indian covid
I doubt it's even going to leave unless the government really pushes and spends billions over there, which I doubt.

>>342206
I wonder if they lasted long. I don't they are made to run at 100% for days on end.

>>342207
Good to hear.

>having money.
It isn't always happiness but it can bring a lot.

>>342213
Sleep ins can be nice. I sometimes prefer having the extra time awake.

>>342216
Poor doggo, I hope he gets better soon.

>>342218
I wonder what it means.

>>342222
Too deep for me.

>>342212
>>342213
>>342216
>>342218
>>342219
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 21:35:56 [Preview] No.342224 del
>>342220
Fold it into the shape of a dick and leave it on her desk. Women pick up on subtle signals like that.


NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 21:38:17 [Preview] No.342225 del
https://www.news.com.au/national/breaking-news/live-breaking-news/live-coverage/0e41a12982764ca0026f8824bf612747

>10 million Aussies to lose out as tax offset comes to an end
>For example, a person earning $80,000 will take home a net income of $63,013 this year but next year that is set to fall to $61,933. This will increase to $62,808 in 2024-25 when the new tax cuts kick-in.
>In comparison, a person on $250,000 will pay more than $9000 less in tax in the 2024-25 financial year than they did in 2020-21.


NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 21:41:03 [Preview] No.342226 del
>>342225
There is always an ulterior motive in politicians.

>Doll bludgers it's time to become independent and free from the government
>Here is $9000 for a new down payment on a Mercedies you need to grow your hunger to keep the economy moving!


NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 21:41:28 [Preview] No.342227 del
https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/news-life/ap-stylebook-bans-word-mistress-for-women-who-have-affairs-with-married-men/news-story/19d99cdda5656926dc0ff7a357c7cb65
>“Don‘t use the term mistress for a woman who is in a long-term sexual relationship with, and is financially supported by, a man who is married to someone else,” the Associated Press Stylebook tweeted on Tuesday.
>Alternatively, the style guide said, you should use words like “companion, friend or lover” as the first reference and add extra details afterwards.


NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 21:42:16 [Preview] No.342228 del
>>342226
convenient many of them fall into that particular bracket too


NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 21:43:17 [Preview] No.342229 del
>>342227
>“Always opt for the traditional ‘homewrecker’,” journalist Christian Schneider tweeted.


NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 21:43:42 [Preview] No.342230 del
>>342227
It's probably due to vice president kamala harris, who slept her way to the top.


NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 21:43:43 [Preview] No.342231 del
>>342227
Simps are everywhere. Partners name... profession: Twitch

>>342228
What a coincidence.


NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 21:47:03 [Preview] No.342232 del
>>342227
>“But we felt that was better than having one word for a woman and none for the man, and implying that the woman was solely responsible for the affair,” they tweeted.
To reinforce my point about the simps

>A gigolo (/ˈdʒɪɡəˌloʊ, ˈʒɪɡ-/) is a male escort or social companion who is supported by a person in a continuing relationship,[1] often living in her residence or having to be present at her beck and call.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gigolo


NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 21:48:58 [Preview] No.342233 del
>>342232
sugar baby is also non-gendered, with the one providing resources being either a sugar daddy or sugar momma


NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 21:57:22 [Preview] No.342234 del
>>342232
>>342233
The reason why we don't really have a word for male mistress is because women are able to sleep their way into power and promotions but men aren't. That's male privilege for you.


NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 22:00:00 [Preview] No.342235 del
>>342233
I am just irritated about that article for numerous reasons. In part you can tell it is written by a straight simp. That it devalues males who are working in sex work while putting women on a pedestal (i.e. the article last week about that pig who thought that sugar daddy site would give her a mansion). That more annoys me because it creates the paradox that the author is talking about for women while denying it exists for men. The implication is that there are still a lot of negative perceptions about men in society and it is shit like that article that throws on more shame. It does more apply to gays but it annoys me that its like they don't even acknowledge broader issues. Clearly written by a closed middle class cohort of people who believe they know everything about the world.

Perhaps if they did some consultation before this decision they could make a better decision.


NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 22:00:21 [Preview] No.342236 del
>>342234
"who hurt you?"


NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 22:12:40 [Preview] No.342238 del
>>342223
Morning mate.


NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 22:13:39 [Preview] No.342239 del
>>342238
Good morning NEET.


NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 22:14:28 [Preview] No.342240 del
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Had to rush my poo, only got half of it out.
Now off to the wage.


NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 22:19:07 [Preview] No.342242 del
>>342234
this logic destroys the roastie

but women are now men and men are now women so it doesnt matter anymore

good morning neeets


NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 22:19:20 [Preview] No.342243 del
>>342240
I have been holding off my poo in the morning. It is normally disappointing if I go to early because then I have to return later. I feel it best when you can finish it all in one go.


NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 22:22:27 [Preview] No.342244 del
>>342241
The autopilot from what I remember still has the disclaimer that people still need to pay attention to the road. It should be clear after 23 deaths related to it.

>>this is funny in the context of this:
Will be interesting in how this addressed.

I can imagine he will get sued because someone does something stupid in the tunnel like getting their arm torn off and expecting millions in payout for their stupidity.


NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 22:23:34 [Preview] No.342245 del
>>342242
Good morning Nuro.


NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 22:31:54 [Preview] No.342246 del
on my second can of mondster


NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 22:33:17 [Preview] No.342248 del
>>342246
I am off to do my second poo.


NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 22:41:21 [Preview] No.342249 del
>>342248
Enjoy neet


NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 22:41:32 [Preview] No.342250 del
>>342247
>There’s no joining fee but I pay a nominal £5.99 a month.
An advertisement...


NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 22:44:27 [Preview] No.342251 del
>>342249
It was disappointing. Very low quality.


NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 22:47:15 [Preview] No.342252 del
Worried about how I'm gonna pay my electricity bill. I badly need some more government gibs.


NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 22:48:58 [Preview] No.342253 del
>>342252
you should be able to call the electricity people and get an extension or payment plan
better to do this before the due date


NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 22:49:27 [Preview] No.342254 del
>>342252
Can you cut the cost down for the current period or have they already read it for your bill?


NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 22:49:29 [Preview] No.342255 del
>>342252
yup the neet party is over

everyone back to being broke ass niggas


NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 22:50:13 [Preview] No.342256 del
>>342253
>better to do this before the due date
Good advice, they'll also be less hesitant to add interest if you indicate financial hardship. Otherwise non-payment means they start adding 10% or whatever crazy rate to the bill.


NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 22:50:18 [Preview] No.342257 del
>>342255
better a broke ass nigga than a bitch ass nigga am i rite


NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 22:50:37 [Preview] No.342258 del
>>342245
Morning. Kino !

https://youtube.com/watch?v=ZurqpGk4frY [Embed]


NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 22:51:16 [Preview] No.342259 del
>>342257
its better to be a broke bitch than a double nigger


NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 22:59:15 [Preview] No.342260 del
Yeah, I really need to control my spending, particularly my spending on food. If I could control my diet I could stop being morbidly obese and stop being broke.


NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 23:05:46 [Preview] No.342261 del
>>342258
>Oh noooo
I like how it came as shock as if the plane was going to take off again but "Oh no" it crashed. Funny how almost none of them decided to move.


NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 23:08:58 [Preview] No.342262 del
>>342260
If your electricity gets cut down the line that will probably force you onto a diet if you don't have the funds to eat out for each meal.


NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 23:10:03 [Preview] No.342263 del
>>342261
>Funny how almost none of them decided to move.
I was hoping that nog in the thumbnail got squashed


NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 23:14:00 [Preview] No.342264 del
>>342261
there were 2 airshows in the area they would have no idea if it was a display or going to ditch. textbook ditching tho, gear up flaps down.

nuro actual helped restore and flew in a TBM avenger, they are incredibly based


NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 23:15:24 [Preview] No.342265 del
*HONK*


NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 23:16:07 [Preview] No.342266 del
>>342264
>nuro actual helped restore
what did you do?


NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 23:17:27 [Preview] No.342267 del
>>342266
avionics. installed new GPS and radios and comms

got heaps of photos


NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 23:18:47 [Preview] No.342268 del
>>342263
I was hoping for similar.

>>342264
>if it was a display or going to ditch.
I would have hauled arse to beach if a plane looked like it was getting closer and closer. That low wouldn't be low to the ground is not acceptable to any standard in Australia I would imagine, as jet skis can be fined for being that close in NSW.

>nuro actual helped restore and flew in a TBM avenger
Based.


NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 23:19:42 [Preview] No.342269 del
>>342265
Reminds of the story of that NEET who was forced to work in that restaurant where he had to dance and sing.


NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 23:23:53 [Preview] No.342270 del
>>342265
>>342269
That inspired the image from this video:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=YCNs5hOoMD0 [Embed]


NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 23:26:29 [Preview] No.342271 del
Surprisingly not hungover for 16 beers.
Chucked a sickie


NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 23:30:10 [Preview] No.342272 del
>>342271
you earned it


NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 23:33:33 [Preview] No.342273 del
>>342271
>Surprisingly not hungover
It'll come with the anxiety and covered in curry. Goon tax is inevitable.


NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 23:35:18 [Preview] No.342274 del
>>342271
hell yeah do you have to get a doctors cert because it's monday?


NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 23:46:04 [Preview] No.342275 del
>>342274
Nah.
I'll likely go in tomorrow and they'll see me coughing and hopefully send me home.


NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 23:52:00 [Preview] No.342276 del
>>342275
>go in tomorrow
Another night on the standards?


NEET 04/18/2021 (Sun) 23:59:02 [Preview] No.342277 del
>>342276
God no.


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 00:00:54 [Preview] No.342278 del
>>342277
We'll just see about that.


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 00:03:22 [Preview] No.342279 del
>>342230
There's actually a story to this:
>Harris began her career in politics at the age of 29 by having an extra-marital affair with the corrupt 60-year-old California politician Willie Brown. As San Francisco mayor, when they were having their affair, Brown was dogged by conflict of interest accusations, and as speaker of the California Assembly was investigated by the FBI. When the tryst began, she was a low level clerk in a city office of Mayor Brown's political machine. Mayor Brown gave her a brand new 1994 BMW. As Speaker, Brown appointed her to high paying jobs on the California Medical Assistance Commission and Unemployment Insurance Appeals Board. These positions paid more than $400,000 over five years. During her first bid for electoral office as district attorney of San Francisco in 2003, which Speaker Brown assisted by raising money and introducing her to deep-pocketed donors, she excused the gift of a brand new BMW away, telling reporters she traded it in for a 1997 BMW which she then drove


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 00:05:21 [Preview] No.342280 del
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>>342277
Don't make me come over there!


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 00:10:04 [Preview] No.342281 del
>>342279
The more you know. This makes her sound a lot worse than anything I know about Sleepy Jo.


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 00:14:22 [Preview] No.342282 del
Thinking of getting a telegram account, not that I really have anyone to talk to.


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 00:16:24 [Preview] No.342283 del
>>342282
Unless you are using it for something where privacy is needed like work or sharing personal data, I don't see the point of using it. You can still set it up and have it run idle on your phone or other devices.


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 00:18:50 [Preview] No.342284 del
Day 6 without a dart
Don't even feel like one


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 00:22:15 [Preview] No.342285 del
>>342281
she was also vetted by the globalists in 2017. i cant remember if this was davos or bilderburg


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 00:42:39 [Preview] No.342286 del
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NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 00:47:53 [Preview] No.342287 del
>>342105
I feel you're projecting here.


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 00:50:39 [Preview] No.342288 del
>>342283
I actually wanted to join a study group, but I read I needed to message a guy on telegram, and was reminded of how utterly out-of-touch I am, not ever having used telegram/whatsapp/signal/whatever.


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 01:01:38 [Preview] No.342289 del
>>342286
>@helen_slut


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 01:08:31 [Preview] No.342290 del
Ok, it looks like I'm gonna need an avatar of some anime girl to fit in in this new forum, but I haven't watched anime in years. Are any of you degenerates weaboos who can suggest something?


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 01:10:31 [Preview] No.342291 del
>>342290
android 18


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 01:14:24 [Preview] No.342292 del
>>342290
Just don't use one like me. Fuck it.


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 01:15:13 [Preview] No.342293 del
https://www.news.com.au/national/politics/governments-confusing-new-education-campaign-uses-tacos-and-milkshakes-to-explain-consent/news-story/d68f42b5c61165f9606df030e0ecc349
>Government’s ‘confusing’ new education campaign uses tacos and milkshakes to explain consent
>A video showing a woman smearing a milkshake over a man’s face as part of a new school consent campaign has been slammed by experts.


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 01:15:42 [Preview] No.342294 del
>>342293
>The consent videos include “examples” of a woman being concerned about swimming in a beach because of sharks and a man with a spear gun trying to convince her to get in the water, and in another using an example of a man eating a tacos to explain sexual assault.


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 01:16:15 [Preview] No.342295 del
>>342294
sounds like Scotty from Marketing got involved personally


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 01:20:49 [Preview] No.342296 del
>>342293
No = Yes
Yes = Anal.
That's all I need to know. Could have saved thousands if not millions for that crap.


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 01:23:56 [Preview] No.342297 del
>>342293
>>342296
Why wasn't the women told to stop it on the spot?
>When we excuse disrespect
>>it can grow into violence
>>>From a young age, boys and girls start to believe there are reasons and situations that make disrespectful behavior acceptable.
https://www.respect.gov.au/


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 01:26:49 [Preview] No.342298 del
take monday off.
no more monday.


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 01:28:01 [Preview] No.342299 del
>>342298
Oh Garfield.


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 01:29:25 [Preview] No.342300 del
garfeld eat lesagne


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 01:32:21 [Preview] No.342301 del
>>342300
Good lesagne?


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 01:32:53 [Preview] No.342302 del
>>342300
accomplished


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 01:39:49 [Preview] No.342304 del
Guys, I fucking hate mobile phone users and what they do to the internet. I get on Seek today to apply for some jobs and stick them on mygov: they've queered up the site and made it harder to copy and paste into mygov. Why? For cunts on phones.


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 01:40:38 [Preview] No.342305 del
Guys, I fucking hate mobile phone users


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 01:43:59 [Preview] No.342306 del
>>342305
So you hate Numo?


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 01:47:18 [Preview] No.342307 del
>>342303
I saw it on another site but thanks for the link. The sequence of events is terrible.


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 01:48:30 [Preview] No.342308 del
>>342307
i want to spray my milkshake on that girl


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 01:48:41 [Preview] No.342309 del
>>342304
>made it harder to copy and paste into mygov
To force you to check the information you are typing to make the system more punitive and to district you that it was Cenno who made this change.


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 01:49:05 [Preview] No.342310 del
also those insane eyes aren't the result of acting


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 01:49:23 [Preview] No.342311 del
>>342308
You'll be featured on
https://www.respect.gov.au/
for that.


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 01:50:06 [Preview] No.342312 del
>>342309
the paste thing is probably also a security measure


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 01:52:15 [Preview] No.342313 del
What is the purpose that fucking site
>Learning objectives
>>Propose practical and realistic ways to behave ethically in relationships to ensure all encounters are consensual.

Hundreds of thousands for that site and doesn't give you any practical concrete advice just a bunch of hmmmmmmmmming ideas.


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 01:53:40 [Preview] No.342314 del
>>342306
Numo is nice


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 01:54:19 [Preview] No.342315 del
>>342314
Numo is not nice


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 01:55:25 [Preview] No.342316 del
>>342300
i ate mundays amirite?


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 01:57:02 [Preview] No.342317 del
I don't know if it's just because I'm fresh out of bed but this move the line shit seems unnecessarily hard to grasp.
Are they trying to say if I got a yes to a kiss it's not permission to fuck her? Because not only is that obvious: this moving the line thing almost seems to muddy that. Like it's saying the yes to a kiss is almost as good as consent to fuck her because I am merely moving the line.
Also it looks like they're trying to do shit like make out that I am a relationship terrorist if I ordered a pizza without her consent.
If I go on another one of these sites it'll say you are relationship terrorist if you make your partner get your permission to order a pizza.


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 01:57:25 [Preview] No.342318 del


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 01:57:34 [Preview] No.342319 del
>>342315
he is lovely


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 01:58:27 [Preview] No.342320 del
>>342317
you like my milkshake don't you


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 01:58:32 [Preview] No.342321 del
>>342293
should get the actors smashed first, then film consent education shitpost


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 01:58:43 [Preview] No.342322 del
>>342319
no one here is lovely


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 01:59:40 [Preview] No.342323 del
>>342322
this is moving the line


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 02:00:24 [Preview] No.342324 del
>>342320
Is the milkshake an analogy for when your Indian gf makes you eat her out and the smell and taste make you flatline like George Floyd?


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 02:00:29 [Preview] No.342325 del
*shakes speargun*
eat the milkshake tacos or else!


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 02:00:33 [Preview] No.342326 del
>>342323
up my noose


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 02:01:07 [Preview] No.342327 del
(❁´◡`❁)


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 02:02:12 [Preview] No.342328 del
>>342324
it has something to do with yeast infections


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 02:02:34 [Preview] No.342329 del
>>342317
I think it's more about power and control. If someone says "yes" to one thing it doesn't mean "yes" to something else. There are physical and verbal signs about this behaviour that if someone moves away, it probably isn't a "yes". This all relates to a healthy relationship where your partner shouldn't be scared of you and you shouldn't be scared of them.

The site is a waste of government resources as that is done so poorly. I think the taco reference is a youth cultural reference to pussy/bussy embedded into the cluster fucker. It was probably only approved after all these scandals with women in Australian government recently.


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 02:02:42 [Preview] No.342330 del


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 02:03:32 [Preview] No.342331 del
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good night


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 02:03:50 [Preview] No.342332 del
>>342324
>George Floyd
*Fentanyl Floyd


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 02:04:14 [Preview] No.342333 del
>>342331
Gook night NEET. Sleep tight and don't let the gook bugs bite.


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 02:07:27 [Preview] No.342334 del
That nasty coronachan site that was spammed a few weeks ago was taken down and is now redirecting to a pastebin post.


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 02:08:02 [Preview] No.342335 del
>>342334
>pastebin post.
Now deleted.


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 02:08:08 [Preview] No.342336 del
I remember one time at school I was minding my own business and drinking a bottle of lift with much lunch and a girl picked up my lift and threw a bunch of it into my eyes. It surprised me how much it stung. I tipped the rest of the bottle over her head when I could see again.


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 02:09:01 [Preview] No.342337 del
>>342336
should have broken her jaw


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 02:09:23 [Preview] No.342338 del
>>342333
hope yes, changed my sheets today


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 02:11:37 [Preview] No.342339 del
>>342329
>scandals with women in Australian government
Women shouldn't be allowed anywhere near the levers of power. Problem solved.


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 02:12:12 [Preview] No.342340 del
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Consent isn't even real. Women like being taken and coerced.


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 02:14:48 [Preview] No.342341 del
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>>342340
>Consent isn't even real


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 02:20:28 [Preview] No.342342 del
>>342335
>>342334
wasnt the spammer basing his operations out of corona chan ?

glad its gone, /b/ was a degernerate den of cp


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 02:21:11 [Preview] No.342343 del
just got up from a delighful nap

wasted a couple hours of thismorn but it was needed


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 02:21:29 [Preview] No.342344 del
I can't see videos like this as in any way well-intentioned. All I see is trying to fuck up relationships more so less kids get born, more people are dependent on government services and professional man-hating dykes have more clients that think they got cuddled because their boyfriend ordered a pizza with no pineapple.


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 02:22:45 [Preview] No.342345 del
>>342342
I don't know. The place wanted attention from it's spam campaign, got it and is now down.


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 02:28:37 [Preview] No.342346 del
>>342243
High quality poo post deserves the palindrome get.
In the waiting bay at Wombos boighurs.
Getting a John Wayne.


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 02:29:12 [Preview] No.342347 del
>>342248
Still holding mine.


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 02:30:08 [Preview] No.342348 del


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 02:30:15 [Preview] No.342349 del
>>342271
You could've worked from home


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 02:31:49 [Preview] No.342350 del
>>342344
Pretty much.


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 02:32:04 [Preview] No.342351 del
>>342343
When will the next train be approaching flavourtown?


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 02:32:36 [Preview] No.342352 del
>>342346
>Getting a John Wayne.
Enjoy it!


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 02:35:24 [Preview] No.342353 del
>>342349
I was going to. Bossman told the group chat that I was away today so I thought fuck it, may as well. Wouldn't be a productive day anyway.


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 02:40:49 [Preview] No.342354 del
>>342353
Should hit up IGA for a six pack now


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 02:43:28 [Preview] No.342355 del
>>342354
Not right now. Ticking off some chores.


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 02:49:56 [Preview] No.342356 del
>>342355
You can do them when you get back


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 02:52:02 [Preview] No.342357 del


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 02:53:17 [Preview] No.342358 del
>>342357
He needs them!


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 03:00:34 [Preview] No.342359 del
Do telegram and other apps have old school chatrooms like irc use to be?


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 03:06:39 [Preview] No.342360 del
>>342358
Goon tax always comes to collect


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 03:08:33 [Preview] No.342361 del
>>342351
flavourtown rolled by at 9am

i had no cheese

i went to do a shop yesterday and forgot the key to my bike lock so ended up with nothing


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 03:10:46 [Preview] No.342362 del
>>342361
>i had no cheese
:-(

>forgot the key to my bike lock so ended up with nothing
Did you have to leave the bike there?


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 03:10:54 [Preview] No.342363 del
>>342361
should have ridden into the shop


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 03:15:53 [Preview] No.342364 del
>>342363
i actually have left my bike inside the door out of the way on a few occasions, but this time was accosted by a service drone


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 03:19:30 [Preview] No.342365 del
>>342358
I've starting thinking and in some cases speaking in italics when I say 'need', 'crave', 'acquire' etc. Ausneets on my brain.


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 03:23:02 [Preview] No.342366 del
>>342364
u shoulda popped a wheelie and said "later tater!" and riden past them


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 03:24:34 [Preview] No.342367 del
Ate something I shouldn't have
So much wind.


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 03:26:08 [Preview] No.342369 del
>>342365
Italics are also used to emphasis text and to show words that are spoke out loud.


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 03:26:25 [Preview] No.342370 del
>>342367
Loud ones?


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 03:27:20 [Preview] No.342372 del
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Bobcat vs. Husband, Round 1


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 03:29:08 [Preview] No.342373 del
>>342372
turns out it had rabies, which is why it was out during the day acting like a monger
husband and wife now being treated for rabies
monger in kitty heaven


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 03:30:12 [Preview] No.342374 del
>>342373
>monger in kitty heaven
Perhaps husband and wife are not too far behind if the treatment doesn't work?


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 03:31:58 [Preview] No.342375 del
>>342374
pretty much
once the symptoms appear you're done for


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 03:34:06 [Preview] No.342376 del
>>342372
was expecting this


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 03:35:36 [Preview] No.342377 del
>>342376
you couldn't yeet that across the yard


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 03:36:11 [Preview] No.342378 del


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 03:37:53 [Preview] No.342379 del
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Shanghai


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 03:43:27 [Preview] No.342380 del
>>342379
couldn't scan that bitch


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 03:46:10 [Preview] No.342381 del
>>342379
What did it link to?


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 03:55:41 [Preview] No.342384 del
>>342383
Tick box exercise.


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 04:06:31 [Preview] No.342385 del
Wave of anxiety just hit me. Shouldn’t have had that mongster


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 04:14:15 [Preview] No.342386 del
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NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 04:17:27 [Preview] No.342387 del
>>342370
Just large in terms of volume.
I suspect that I overcooked complex starches.


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 04:20:50 [Preview] No.342388 del
Just ate bean salad.
Have you eaten beans today neets?


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 04:25:46 [Preview] No.342389 del
>>342383
When companies start directly interfering in the private lives of citizens it's a very bad sign.
Companies have anti-social interests (selling liquor)and are the last people who should have power over citizens.
It's unjust that employers force their employees to engage in duties they didn't sign up for, or coerce them into being social instruments.

A major corporation is training and instructing employees to report citizens to the police.
Would they report someone to the police who smelled like weed? Could the employer force them to?


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 04:26:04 [Preview] No.342390 del
>>342388
No not yet.


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 04:56:16 [Preview] No.342391 del
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>>342383
>Fiona Mort, head of 1800 RESPECT, said the training would not just involve staff reacting to potential domestic violence incidents.
>It was also about staff recognising conversations that were potentially disrespectful towards women.
>“They might see somebody is actually interjecting in conversations that are disrespectful about women.
>“It’s actually about picking up on and interjecting in those conversations (that can occur in a sporting environment such as Aussie rules football) like, ‘You run like a girl, you play like a girl or girls can’t umpire.’ That’s disrespectful.”\

Is this all a result of that girl who got cuddled in parliament house?


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 04:58:28 [Preview] No.342392 del
>>342390
豆瓣醬 and 豆豉 both count.
Fried yardlong beans are great


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 05:00:34 [Preview] No.342393 del
Just realised that if I close the venetians in the opposite way (facing up on my side) the room is significantly darker.
Pretty noice


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 05:04:45 [Preview] No.342394 del
>>342389
what if i told you major corporations are behind the woke shit


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 05:05:57 [Preview] No.342395 del
>>342393
What are they saying today?


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 05:12:37 [Preview] No.342396 del
>>342395
Urging me to wank and drink.


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 05:14:09 [Preview] No.342397 del
>>342396
The venetians could be brought up at your next few session if you don't have anything to talk about at the time.


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 05:20:33 [Preview] No.342398 del
>>342260
Do what I did and give up fast foods cold turkey for a month, it really helped me save more.
>>342383
Fuck off, Jimmy Brings gets you to make an ABN so you're considered a contractor not an employee and they don't have to pay you the minimum award. Companies screwing over their workers and then doing woke shit really pisses me off.
20 degrees today in Shitbourne, drank a lot of goon last night but not feeling the tax, wondering what to cook for dinner tonight.


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 05:22:19 [Preview] No.342399 del
I keep promising myself I'll stop reading about fucking politics online, but everytime I get stressed or bored, I go back to it. How do I quit neets?


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 05:25:39 [Preview] No.342400 del
>>342399
You need to find something else that interests you, then when you get bored you look at that instead of politics


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 05:49:20 [Preview] No.342401 del
>>342394
The major corporations are just capitalists, they only engage in social politics for financial gain.

What I see happening is a (((minority group))) threatens a corporation's profits if they don't engage with a social agenda- the corporation has no real social interest so why would then not comply?
Does Dan Murphies really care about domestic violence?

Corporations are the force multiplier that minority groups use to intend their influence- capitalist leaves us open to this.


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 05:58:07 [Preview] No.342402 del
Just found out I have a rental inspection tomorrow. FFS, just when you think you're getting on top of things again.


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 06:04:23 [Preview] No.342403 del
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>>342402
Time to clean neet.


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 06:04:31 [Preview] No.342404 del
>>342401
> they only engage in social politics for financial gain.

This is false. After occupy Wall Street flares up They started pushing identity politics down our throats so we would be never challenge them again.

Know your modern history fren


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 06:09:46 [Preview] No.342405 del
>>342402
I have something similar, the owner is entering our property and my room for the first time ever to do a detailed pest inspection.

Lucky I am a clean neet. It’s not to much to do a quick vacuum do the dishes empty the bins and ashtrays and hide your bong for fucks sake.


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 06:10:58 [Preview] No.342406 del
>>342403
If only my neet lair looked that good and clean. IF ONLY. What's that tray of food he's eating?


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 06:11:57 [Preview] No.342407 del
>>342405
My computer is my bong, basically. That and my binge eating. I don't need drugs when I've got junk food.


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 06:14:02 [Preview] No.342408 del
>>342402
See you tomorrow afterwards.


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 06:14:40 [Preview] No.342409 del
>>342403
Put on his best shirt:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=OiUoXAfVjuI [Embed]


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 06:20:14 [Preview] No.342411 del
reeeing at linux bluetooth issues.


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 06:23:26 [Preview] No.342412 del
>>342408
I'm not going anywhere or doing anything. My landlord's in for a rude shock if she thinks I'm gonna wipe the poo off the bathroom floor for her sake.


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 06:24:39 [Preview] No.342413 del
>TFW when you are chilling at the lookout and Vin Diesel rocks up


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 06:26:20 [Preview] No.342414 del
>>342412
I have moved your appointment forward to 9:00 am.


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 06:27:09 [Preview] No.342415 del
>>342413
Based.


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 06:30:36 [Preview] No.342416 del
Interpretative finger painting in the bathroom


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 06:31:00 [Preview] No.342417 del


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 06:33:36 [Preview] No.342418 del


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 06:40:26 [Preview] No.342419 del
>>342401
Who tells corporations like Disney to put faggot shit in their products that no one likes?
The only people pushing entertainment corps from outside is China and they typically demand less gay shit in the product.
You ever made a complaint to someone's manager about them or had someone make one about you?
If your manager knows you're all right nothing happens. If your manager wanted an excuse to sack you he jumps on it.
Corporations can be the same way. There's a body corporate executive on the inside saying "Oy vey, gotta put faggot shit in this because of the pressure from outside."
The outside pressure is coming from another group organised by a body corporate, if it exists at all.
The executive is doing what he wanted to do all along.


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 06:45:00 [Preview] No.342420 del
i am home
might have some tame helen


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 06:49:57 [Preview] No.342421 del
>>342420
>tame helen
Nuggos?


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 06:50:53 [Preview] No.342422 del
>>342421
wild turkey


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 06:56:26 [Preview] No.342424 del
>>342422
What will be for dinner?


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 07:00:37 [Preview] No.342425 del
>>342424
probably nothing


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 07:04:47 [Preview] No.342426 del
>>342425
Treat yourself with some nuggos.


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 07:05:17 [Preview] No.342427 del
>>342426
i don't have any


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 07:07:01 [Preview] No.342428 del
Boong session tonight?


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 07:14:09 [Preview] No.342430 del
>>342427
You should order something.


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 07:20:31 [Preview] No.342431 del
>>342419
>Who tells corporations like Disney to put faggot shit in their products that no one likes?
Lobby groups.
The reason corporations are sitting ducks is because they can't blow the whistle when lobby groups threaten them or make questionable demands.
>You ever made a complaint to someone's manager about them or had someone make one about you?
Lobby groups attack corporations as a whole through consumer boycots.
Lobby groups don't have to attack the same place they are making demands.
Another reason corperations are sitting ducks is because lobby groups can attack an unrelated part of them- Aboriginals obstruct a mining opperation; but the demands the mining company gets are probably unrelated to aboriginal issues- thus aboriginals never get anything because they are the golumn


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 07:20:53 [Preview] No.342432 del
>>342423
Well there is obviously being a victim of it all not knowing what’s going on and there is obviously weaving through the lies and deception but being helpless to organise against it due to all the infightingz.

What are you referring to specifically ?


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 07:21:44 [Preview] No.342433 del
>>342432
>What are you referring to specifically ?
I just had that image someone posted long ago and I wanted to post it.


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 07:22:45 [Preview] No.342434 del
>>342431
No. It’s all global homo from the top down. Lobby groups are unreasonable cope.


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 07:24:55 [Preview] No.342435 del
>>342431
Disney is not vulnerable to shit like boycotts.
The only pressure you feel at their level is shit like China threatening to exclude you from their market.
Here's a good example: unis very frequently say they are caving to student demands for shit.
...Except the students demanding to pay less money. That one never gets heard even though every black, white, christian, poof etc. can come together to agree it's too expensive.
They're all doing what they want to do.


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 07:29:05 [Preview] No.342436 del
>>342430
i ordered 10 nugger and a hotdog with the lot


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 07:29:45 [Preview] No.342437 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=uoyAjmBRse0 [Embed]


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 07:30:37 [Preview] No.342438 del
>>342436
Good. You can't go to bed hungry.


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 07:35:35 [Preview] No.342440 del
My image/media folder is getting too big that it isn't opening up sorted and isn't on an SSD.


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 07:36:37 [Preview] No.342441 del
>>342440
>isn't on an SSD.
*is on an SSD


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 07:42:49 [Preview] No.342442 del
What is cobra up to lately?


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 07:44:52 [Preview] No.342443 del
I change the "Optimize this folder for" setting from image to general items and it works fine now.


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 07:48:05 [Preview] No.342444 del
>>342442
I don't know because that NEET now posts on the other chan. I use to enjoy the videos.


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 07:51:25 [Preview] No.342445 del
First we gonna rock, then we gonna roll
Then we let it pop, go, let it go
Poss gon' give it to ya (uh), he gon' give it to ya
Poss gon' give it to ya (uh), he gon' give it to ya


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 07:55:16 [Preview] No.342447 del
>>342287
I said I'm sorry Weber, I never meant to hurt you.


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 07:56:31 [Preview] No.342448 del
>>342447
that wasn't me, numb nuts


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 07:57:50 [Preview] No.342449 del
>>342386
I saved this pepe.


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 07:58:58 [Preview] No.342451 del
>>342403
I saved this battlestation.


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 07:59:54 [Preview] No.342452 del
>>342428
Yeah probably.


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 08:00:57 [Preview] No.342453 del
>>342444
I didn't mind them either.


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 08:01:18 [Preview] No.342454 del
>>342448
That's not how the song goes.


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 08:01:51 [Preview] No.342455 del
complete


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 08:04:32 [Preview] No.342456 del
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NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 08:05:35 [Preview] No.342457 del
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NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 08:06:01 [Preview] No.342458 del
https://streamable.com/sli5jy
nsn nigger lives near me


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 08:06:23 [Preview] No.342459 del
Possum is a big piss guy


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 08:06:55 [Preview] No.342460 del
>>342458
not real smart posting about him then innit


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 08:07:17 [Preview] No.342461 del
>>342456
That frog moved.


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 08:07:25 [Preview] No.342462 del
lest you get scooped up next time the po-po do their no-knock shit


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 08:14:19 [Preview] No.342463 del
gonna make a glass of warm pilk and watch my tv story and then go to bed
night all


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 08:14:44 [Preview] No.342464 del
>>342459
Does he SHIT?


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 08:15:00 [Preview] No.342465 del
>>342461
Spooky isn't it.


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 08:15:05 [Preview] No.342466 del
>>342463
>warm pilk


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 08:15:22 [Preview] No.342467 del
>>342463
Good night NEET. Sleep tight.


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 08:24:06 [Preview] No.342468 del
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>>342465
It's unnatural.


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 08:24:41 [Preview] No.342469 del
That was in my pepe folder.
If you look hard, you can see it.


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 08:32:15 [Preview] No.342470 del
Going to be a boong.
I have no energy.


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 08:35:31 [Preview] No.342471 del
>>342468
>>342469
I thought it was the Chad meme.


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 08:36:02 [Preview] No.342472 del
>>342470
Your crave it!


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 08:40:51 [Preview] No.342473 del
>>342440
not this mong again FFS worse than the downie


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 08:43:22 [Preview] No.342474 del
>>342413
Imagine the creepshots the guy on the right is getting.


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 08:46:36 [Preview] No.342475 del
back home neets

pizza slow cooked

cambert cheese appplied


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 08:48:09 [Preview] No.342476 del
>>342475
Your body needs a good flavour town.


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 08:57:32 [Preview] No.342477 del
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Is this one in the bag too, like the election?


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 08:58:17 [Preview] No.342479 del
>>342478
Pretty sure he's in 'Nobody 2021'


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 08:58:35 [Preview] No.342480 del
>>342479
Year of release not in the title.


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 09:01:46 [Preview] No.342481 del
>>342477
In the bag.


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 09:08:12 [Preview] No.342482 del
>>342470
I was just wondering what to do, boong sounds like a decent idea. Leave it till 8:30 or 9 though.

>>342477
It will be manslaughter I reckon. Sure his knee didn't kill him but you can't really argue against the fact he was meant to render assistance once he was unconscious etc. Either way there will be a big angry boong session in the city.

>>342474
kek


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 09:22:32 [Preview] No.342483 del
>>342477
Seppos will be killing each other no matter what.


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 09:23:38 [Preview] No.342484 del
>>342483
3rd world countries provide the developed world with entertainment.


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 09:47:32 [Preview] No.342485 del
>>342483
If you take blacks out of USA's stats they're about the same as Switzerland.
If you take USA black stats on their own they're about the same as Sub-Saharan Africa.


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 09:49:50 [Preview] No.342486 del
I forgot that I took the mong pill earlier today.
Not sure if I should boong or not. Probably not but you never know as the night goes on.


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 09:50:36 [Preview] No.342487 del
>>342486
Have an early night.


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 09:52:04 [Preview] No.342488 del
>>342486
You need to mong pill.


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 09:57:52 [Preview] No.342489 del
Possum had milkshake smeared on his face for a Government education campaign once.


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 10:00:36 [Preview] No.342490 del
>>342489
He does too much for the Australian people.


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 10:00:46 [Preview] No.342491 del
Guys, I went to the shops and saw another Indian woman that looked like Parminder Nagra. I have wanted to root her since that Alcatraz show.


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 10:01:19 [Preview] No.342492 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=p1KolyCqICI [Embed]

A helicopter will take off from the surface of mars in 15 minutes lads
First ever flight on another planet. Time to get comfy


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 10:02:06 [Preview] No.342493 del
>>342492
I’ll chuckle if it goes tits up


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 10:03:48 [Preview] No.342494 del
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NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 10:05:14 [Preview] No.342495 del
>>342494
I said tits up, not tits down to the knees


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 10:06:00 [Preview] No.342496 del
>>342494
>>342495
Well bantered.


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 10:13:15 [Preview] No.342497 del
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NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 10:16:00 [Preview] No.342499 del
Bought some beer. I reckon its old or off or something. Tastes weird.
Might just be my cold.


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 10:17:45 [Preview] No.342500 del
>>342492
What's the atmosphere on Mars?
Thank god they found a black women who can tell us what's going on.


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 10:18:01 [Preview] No.342501 del
>>342492
All that for some mouthy bitch to talk and then cross to some dindu “engineer”. Not watching further.


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 10:18:06 [Preview] No.342502 del
>>342499
Should have a use by date printed on it somewhere.


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 10:19:00 [Preview] No.342503 del
Average nasa engineer


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 10:21:23 [Preview] No.342504 del
>>342501
What. The white dudes are too busy to make things work.


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 10:21:28 [Preview] No.342505 del
>>342475
This is mine.
Don't you think it's strange that the anti-nuro mong just up and disappeared all of a sudden and they knew when to turn images back on?


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 10:22:42 [Preview] No.342506 del
>>342482
I started too early, already sobering up.


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 10:25:02 [Preview] No.342507 del
>>342499
How many standos?


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 10:25:55 [Preview] No.342508 del
>>342505
Looks good neet


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 10:28:18 [Preview] No.342509 del
Rotocraft. Huh.
Atmosphere is 100 times thinner than Earth.
They need to make the thing rotate very fast and with very little weight. I'm sure the whole thing will reap huge practical advantages... like they could move sand on Mars by one grain at a time.


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 10:28:30 [Preview] No.342510 del
This NASA TV hosting thing is fucking terrible.


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 10:28:54 [Preview] No.342511 del
>>342500
Without equal representation it couldn't launch.


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 10:29:33 [Preview] No.342512 del
>>342505
Big poos are in your future.


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 10:30:15 [Preview] No.342513 del
They’re already making excuses so I’d say they already know it fucked up


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 10:30:39 [Preview] No.342514 del
Threw that NASA stream into our cytube channel:
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 10:31:19 [Preview] No.342515 del
>>342513
>>342509
Doesn't it take like 15 minutes for the transmission to reach earth?


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 10:31:30 [Preview] No.342516 del
>>342507
8
Six pack of carltons
Might not even drink em all.


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 10:35:17 [Preview] No.342517 del
>>342515
I think 12-13 minutes the delay.


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 10:35:38 [Preview] No.342518 del


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NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 10:39:01 [Preview] No.342520 del
>>342519
The NASA helicopter on Mars.


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 10:44:12 [Preview] No.342521 del
>>342518
Looks really good m8, bet it tastes better than those mass produced commercial ones.


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 10:50:58 [Preview] No.342522 del
>>342510
Agreed, they need to get a director and a producer in and try and make it a bit more entertaining and a bit more knowledgeable commentary team.


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 10:52:48 [Preview] No.342523 del
Please clap


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 10:56:17 [Preview] No.342524 del
>>342522
It’s not even necessary. They should have just started the stream when that tubby Fanta pants was reading off the data chunks.


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 10:59:02 [Preview] No.342525 del
>>342523
We clap at the end of a thread.


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 10:59:54 [Preview] No.342526 del
Thanks the fella who linked the NASA stream. It was fun.


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 11:02:18 [Preview] No.342527 del
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>>342524
They needed to get Michael Bay in there and give us some god damn explosions with Dolby Atmos.


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 11:02:34 [Preview] No.342528 del
>>342526
The beginnings of interplanetary travel.


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 11:04:48 [Preview] No.342529 del
Any NEETs here on modafinil for getting stuff done, not legit narcolepsy?? If so how did you get it?


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 11:06:51 [Preview] No.342530 del
>>342529
Your image made me feel sick.


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 11:07:49 [Preview] No.342531 del
>>342528
I'll fly into your Ur-anus


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 11:08:47 [Preview] No.342532 del
>>342529
No, although I'm on dexies for adhd, take them often to counteract my sleepiness.


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 11:10:25 [Preview] No.342533 del
NASA need to launch Nuro on an e-bike onto a planet. Or the sun.


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 11:11:15 [Preview] No.342534 del
>>342530
That’s an ancient may may based on real happenings here.


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 11:12:36 [Preview] No.342535 del
Nuro will represent Australia in the 2421 Olympus Mons e-bike summit race with a peep frog pin on his belt


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 11:13:26 [Preview] No.342536 del


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 11:13:31 [Preview] No.342537 del
>>342535
He’ll fail the drug test and disgrace us.


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 11:15:58 [Preview] No.342538 del
Do any NEETs use IRC? I haven't used it in probably 7 years but want to get back into it because I'm losing (lost) touch with the 'old internet' as such.
Just looking at the list of rizon channels now and there's heaps of 4chan stuff there which is a bit surprising.


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 11:17:29 [Preview] No.342539 del
Strap a couple of rockets to the Lancia. Fill the back seat with blue blocks, Mersey Valley, and cheap brandy.


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 11:18:26 [Preview] No.342540 del
>>342538
Haven’t used it since 1999 or thereabouts.


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 11:19:42 [Preview] No.342541 del
Good night NEETs. Sleep tight.


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 11:22:35 [Preview] No.342542 del
Aliens make contact, asking us nicely to take Nuro back.


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 11:29:35 [Preview] No.342543 del
>>342541
Good night.


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 11:32:42 [Preview] No.342544 del
>>342538
I used to, but stopped around 2014/2015 due to drug use. I'm assured the action has now moved to discord and other places.


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 11:33:37 [Preview] No.342545 del
>>342538
But yeah, I'd really like to get back into the old school chatrooms that used to form most of my pitiful social life.


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 11:47:27 [Preview] No.342546 del
Nuro subscribed to Linus Tech Tips once


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 12:02:38 [Preview] No.342547 del
Just realised threads on endchan are also exposed as json

https://endchan.net/ausneets/res/342053.json

Might make for some interesting scraping. Still need to crawl for all vocaroo links.


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 12:19:16 [Preview] No.342548 del
What would cause a person to have a chronic shortage of dopamine?


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 12:22:16 [Preview] No.342549 del
Nuro was featured in a Luke Smith video once


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 12:26:16 [Preview] No.342550 del
>>342548
neetdom


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 13:24:55 [Preview] No.342551 del
Ausneets it's been so long!!! I made this board about 1-2 years ago and gave it to someone else when I was shit at managing it. I was 18y/o neet. Im currently 20 years od now and I have made it in life. I miss you all dearly and I'm so upset i missed out on all the history


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 14:51:24 [Preview] No.342552 del
>>342529
my best friend uses it, he eats that shit like tic tacs
he did well in his high school exams and just finished uni, must be working for him.
modafinil didnt do much for me, just took one pill at like 9am and couldnt sleep until like 4 in the morning.

he orders it on the deep web, hydra iirc


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 14:53:44 [Preview] No.342553 del
>>342548
porn, weed and video games


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 16:26:32 [Preview] No.342554 del
Got another six pack. Its now almost 2:30am.
Few benzos down the hatch.
Working from home tomorrow. Have to delicately time my alarms.
My cold has improved but given the situation I think its justified that I wank from lair tomorrow.


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 16:45:48 [Preview] No.342555 del
>>342404
Yeah this is pretty close to the mark, idpol is either used as a divide and conquer sort of thing or as an attempt to distract from the fact that particiular companny/government/poltical party/individual did something shitty. The big banks did this after their previous strategy of begging their mate Morrison not to hold a royal commission failed and they got caught out doing all kinds of nasty shit like ripping off pensioners. All of them were then running ads saying how much they love women and gays for months on end to try and make people like them again.
Made fried up a couple kranskys along with some onions and tomatoes for dinner. Went to the gym a while after that, did very well with the bench press but a little average with the overhead press, which is the opposite to last time, time for some youtube and bed.


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 18:13:39 [Preview] No.342556 del
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https://16chan.xyz/ausneets/res/20258.html

NEW 16chan thread
Endchan Edition


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 19:48:49 [Preview] No.342557 del
Morning neets. Today's the day of the great clean up.


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 20:01:47 [Preview] No.342558 del
Have any neets ever done or considered doing a course on open universities? What was it like? Do they have online groups where you can get help from other students?


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 20:58:19 [Preview] No.342559 del
>>342556
that place is a dead ghetto


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 20:58:47 [Preview] No.342560 del
>>342551
>I have made it in life
Go on.


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 20:59:43 [Preview] No.342561 del
>>342554
>another six pack


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 21:00:46 [Preview] No.342562 del
>>342557
Good Morning Neet.

Gonna a need a quick rundown of your cleaning supplies to see if it seems do-able


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 21:01:02 [Preview] No.342563 del
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>>342557
Morning


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 21:02:13 [Preview] No.342564 del
>>342558
Yes and Yes. I did one last year on forensic psychology to get out of work for the dole.


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 21:13:15 [Preview] No.342566 del
>>342556
>Imagine stealing the endchan Hungarian admin's Pepe and using it to advertise 16chan on endchan.


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 21:14:50 [Preview] No.342567 del


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 21:15:39 [Preview] No.342568 del
>>342566
Imagine posting a pepe.


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 21:20:48 [Preview] No.342569 del
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>>342567
Moderiong.


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 21:20:48 [Preview] No.342570 del
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>>342567
Moderiong.


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 21:22:18 [Preview] No.342571 del
>>342568
imagine posting a groyper


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 21:24:22 [Preview] No.342572 del
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(97.27 KB 640x480 EzVcTo5VkAgw6Bg.jpg)


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 21:26:28 [Preview] No.342573 del
>>342569
could it be the conservation of momentum in multiple dimensional planes could increase Flavourtown ?


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NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 21:29:23 [Preview] No.342575 del
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NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 21:30:05 [Preview] No.342576 del
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>>342573
You're not the real Nuro.
He would've said good morning.


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 21:33:49 [Preview] No.342578 del
>>342535
Based.

>>342537
He'll be allowed those tablets because he an injury of sorts.

>>342546
Did he only like the tech Shrek videos?

>>342547
They die after two weeks of no one listening to them. Why you download them then and there.

>>342551
What are you doing now?

>>342554
Mong lyfe.

>>342557
>Today's the day of the great clean up.
I thought the poo was staying on the floor?

>>342558
My university went online. It was okay if you have someone to talk to but it can be stressful especially for someone who stays at home all the time because you feel the pressure is on you.

Although I did enjoy the fact that I didn't need to travel. So I didn't need to get up early in the morning. The lecturer when they got use to it where better at engaging with students.

>>342564
You should have made them turn it into a graduate certificate if you finished.

>>342569
Feed spinner.

>>342572
Spooky.

>>342573
Needs more brie.

>>342557
>>342562
>>342563
>>342567
>>342569
>>342570
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 21:34:27 [Preview] No.342579 del
>>342578
Morning.


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 21:35:18 [Preview] No.342580 del
>>342577
No short cunts?


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 21:36:10 [Preview] No.342581 del
>>342580
that's right
good ol' 9 radelaide


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 21:44:58 [Preview] No.342582 del
>>342577
>nine news


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 21:48:48 [Preview] No.342583 del
YouTube’s body corporate CEO Gives Herself Free Speech Award, Immediately Says More Censorship is Necessary

https://www.rt.com/usa/521456-youtube-ceo-free-expression-award/

>Wojcicki, however, went on to argue that “we also need to make sure there are limits,” and revealed that the company removed nine million videos in the last quarter, 90% of which were taken down by machines.
>She also said there is “a lot of content that technically meets the spirit of what we’re trying to do, but it is buttholeline, and so for that content we will just reduce – meaning we’re not going to recommend it to our users.”


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 21:50:24 [Preview] No.342584 del
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NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 21:56:14 [Preview] No.342588 del
>>342580
Oh, I watched it a bunch of times and didn't get it.


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 21:56:37 [Preview] No.342589 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=onXNnlCYJ4Y [Embed]


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 21:58:16 [Preview] No.342590 del
>>342583
>but it is buttholeline
Very important.


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 22:02:28 [Preview] No.342591 del
>>342551

Hey NEET, glad things are going well
>I miss you all dearly and I'm so upset i missed out on all the history
You havent missed anything, you have been living and enjoying your life thats more important, it's nice to hear from you m8.


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 22:06:25 [Preview] No.342593 del
>>342592
Looks like over priced trash in my honest opinion.


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 22:07:10 [Preview] No.342594 del
>>342584
Optimal gender relations ratio.


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 22:07:50 [Preview] No.342595 del
The poo wants to escape but I know it is not ready, yet.


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 22:12:42 [Preview] No.342596 del
>>342595
Don’t prepone it – do the needful


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 22:13:33 [Preview] No.342597 del
>Transgender schoolboy, 15, who took his own life has TWO funerals and separate headstones after his parents battled in court over the gender and name he would be remembered by
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9487539/Transgender-schoolboy-took-life-TWO-funerals-parents-argue-gender.html


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 22:16:34 [Preview] No.342599 del
>>342597
Kek, they split him in half.


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 22:18:37 [Preview] No.342600 del
Dangers in society are sometimes hidden
>REVEALED: FedEx killer was a 'Brony' obsessed with My Little Pony and bought two rifles after his shotgun was seized under Red Flag Law 'because he never had a competency hearing'
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9485387/FedEx-shooter-Brony-obsessed-Little-Ponies.html


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 22:19:12 [Preview] No.342601 del
>>342599
>him
it wasn't clear from teh article whether the writer was referring to its biological gender or its made up one


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 22:22:30 [Preview] No.342602 del
>>342599
>>342601
If only you new how bad things are.


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 22:23:20 [Preview] No.342603 del
The poo is now ready.


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 22:25:41 [Preview] No.342604 del
>>342597
what if the transgender thing is just a conspiracy by the funeral industry ?


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 22:32:16 [Preview] No.342606 del
>>342604
It could be of the strange world we live in.


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 22:34:00 [Preview] No.342607 del
>We're thrilled to announce that Julian Fellowes and the entire Downton cast are back for #DowntonAbbey2, with Hugh Dancy, Laura Haddock, Nathalie Baye and Dominic West joining!
>See the film in theaters this Christmas.
HOORAY!


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 22:41:05 [Preview] No.342608 del
>>342607
>HOORAY!


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 22:46:20 [Preview] No.342609 del
>>342577
thought for a sec the plant was a nigger with a bandana around his head haha


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 22:47:28 [Preview] No.342610 del
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tommorow i'll plant my peas into the garden


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 22:48:10 [Preview] No.342611 del
>>342610
Take a picture for us.


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 22:50:11 [Preview] No.342612 del
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NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 22:55:02 [Preview] No.342614 del
>>342612
Thank (You)


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 22:57:08 [Preview] No.342617 del
>>342614
i have 31 ducks

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Br0bDZmNsW8 [Embed]


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 22:58:03 [Preview] No.342618 del
>>342615
>prohibiting filters
shit, maybe ill fly out to zealand and get me some unfiltered camels


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 22:58:18 [Preview] No.342619 del
>>342615
Good. It stinks when you walk past people who smoke and it lingers in the air.


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 23:21:38 [Preview] No.342620 del
>>342583
Absolute clown world.


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 23:23:56 [Preview] No.342621 del
>>342538
Been looking at various discord servers. I'm amazed by the sheer number of roleplaying ones, including to games that went out of print years ago and I thought I'd never get to play. It just feels empty now because I've lost my interest in gaming, but if I'd known about them 5 years ago it would've been great.


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 23:31:12 [Preview] No.342622 del
time for some comfy gaming in bed
good night NEETs


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 23:38:27 [Preview] No.342623 del
>>342622
Good night NEET. Sleep tight.


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 23:39:13 [Preview] No.342624 del
>>342621
Role Play is still very popular online. Most of the GTA V - Five M servers have role playing except for a few that are not.


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 23:42:27 [Preview] No.342625 del
>>342624
god i remember spending so much time on gmod darkrp servers just trolling people


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 23:46:27 [Preview] No.342626 del
>>342622
Night m8


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 23:48:15 [Preview] No.342627 del
>>342625
I play on "Not RP" servers and people join asking about roles. There is a plane on one server you can drop bombs on. I fly at the highest altitude and drop bombs on people below. After a while they start flying helicopter and jets trying to get me, but when I notice I move away from them and there is too much distance between us.


NEET 04/19/2021 (Mon) 23:50:42 [Preview] No.342628 del
>>342627
>bombs on
*bombs out of,I mean.


NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 00:06:15 [Preview] No.342629 del
Goon tax is being paid.


NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 00:17:33 [Preview] No.342630 del
>>342629
Another night on the standards?


NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 00:22:36 [Preview] No.342632 del
MegaUpload is the among the greasiest companies. They limited by speed to 1mb/s and that's fine. As the file gets to 80% it drops to a tenth of that speed and keeps halving the speed. What you do is keep pausing and restarting the download to get that burst speed again and it downloads faster.


NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 00:23:42 [Preview] No.342633 del
>>342631
Hopefully they don't fuck it up when I order it.


NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 00:25:00 [Preview] No.342634 del
>>342632
that's the one owned by that fat kiwi bloke, isn't it?


NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 00:26:45 [Preview] No.342635 del
>>342631
>It’s one of McDonald’s most popular dipping sauces overseas – and now it is available Down Under from today in a “first” for burger the chain.
>for burger the chain
>Written by Shireen Khalil


NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 00:27:25 [Preview] No.342636 del
>>342635
burger it, shireen! you were supposed to proof read it


NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 00:33:04 [Preview] No.342637 del
Reee, none of you zoomer mongs understood what I meant by 'roleplay'


NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 00:42:41 [Preview] No.342638 del
>>342637
are you some kind of sex pest?


NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 00:47:11 [Preview] No.342639 del
Need to close off this window before my real estate agent turns up. She's body corporateish and I know you guys will start posting merchant memes.


NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 00:52:11 [Preview] No.342640 del
>>342637
used to play tabletop RP games in summer camps with my friends, never used any game book or anything. always an older kid preparing a story and just going with it, one day campaigns going into the night.

good times, i'd like to try a real rpg with rule books and character sheets and everyting, just not over discord.


NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 00:54:36 [Preview] No.342641 del


NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 00:55:30 [Preview] No.342642 del
>>342637
Role play is turn taking game with people becoming characters. That happens on GTA V Five M role play servers.


NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 00:56:41 [Preview] No.342643 del
>>342642
It happens in Possum's shed.


NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 00:59:37 [Preview] No.342644 del
>>342643
he likes leather or latex?


NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 01:06:08 [Preview] No.342645 del
SMELL MY CLACKER!1!


NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 01:07:11 [Preview] No.342646 del
>>342637
I presumed it involved teh sexy stuff


NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 01:07:20 [Preview] No.342647 del
>>342643
I thought that there was a hole in the ground where someone can be stored. A video was posted about it once.


NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 01:07:36 [Preview] No.342648 del
>>342644
Spandex and leather


NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 01:07:44 [Preview] No.342649 del
>>342645
Clap it!


NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 01:08:20 [Preview] No.342650 del
>>342647
I have not found the release switch


NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 01:15:07 [Preview] No.342651 del
>>342650
You win some, lose some.


NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 01:17:08 [Preview] No.342652 del


NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 01:42:14 [Preview] No.342653 del
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that milkshake video cost $3.8m


NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 01:47:54 [Preview] No.342654 del
Productive morning at the wagerium.
No-Doz, panadol and a multivitamin down the hatch.


NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 02:01:37 [Preview] No.342655 del
>>342653
It cost a million more and they approved it?


NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 02:02:03 [Preview] No.342656 del
>>342654
>No-Doz, panadol and a multivitamin
Your body needs it all.


NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 02:06:33 [Preview] No.342657 del


NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 02:10:37 [Preview] No.342658 del
>>342657
You could get the Department to handle the paperwork and get university students to do it for under hundred thousand if you pay them for it.


NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 02:11:31 [Preview] No.342659 del
>>342658
you'd think for the sum paid, they could have shown a rough cut to a room of sane people and got some feedback


NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 02:15:05 [Preview] No.342662 del
>>342660
FAS adult goblinoid now.


NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 02:17:30 [Preview] No.342663 del
>>342659
>and got some feedback
I wish companies had to provide a justification for the final costs when the tender finishes, especially when it blew out $1.5 or so million or almost half the original tender.


NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 02:31:47 [Preview] No.342664 del
The rioting has begun


NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 02:59:18 [Preview] No.342665 del
>>342664
https://youtube.com/watch?v=l1dnqKGuezo [Embed]


NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 03:03:55 [Preview] No.342666 del
>>342622
>PSP
Based.
>>342653
Well they did have to pay Possum.
13 degrees today in Shitbourne, made an egg sandwich for breakfast, thought I'd sneak out for a walk before the cool change hits but the radar is showing a huge front already moving up the bay.


NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 03:10:19 [Preview] No.342667 del
Delayed hangover


NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 03:15:23 [Preview] No.342668 del
>>342653
Suddenly the $5 shake from pulp fiction seems like a bargain.


NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 03:17:18 [Preview] No.342669 del
Went here for lunch: https://fancyburgers.com.au/ Was quite nice.


NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 03:22:55 [Preview] No.342670 del
>>342669
Which ones did you have?


NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 03:23:59 [Preview] No.342671 del
>>342670
>ones
I had the crispy bacon & cheese in a meal.


NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 03:26:00 [Preview] No.342672 del
>>342666
>Well they did have to pay Possum.
Rolling around with sacks of money now.


NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 03:26:42 [Preview] No.342673 del
>>342669
>>342671
Prices aren't too bad. How were the feed portions?


NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 03:28:37 [Preview] No.342674 del
>>342673
Price and portion was comparable with a pub burger meal.
I couldn't have finished a second one.


NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 03:30:21 [Preview] No.342675 del
Still waiting for the fucking real estate agent to turn up. Can't do anything about lunch until they get here. REee.


NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 03:34:53 [Preview] No.342676 del
>https://www.washingtonpost.com/local/public-safety/brian-sicknick-death-strokes/2021/04/19/36d2d310-617e-11eb-afbe-9a11a127d146_story.html
Remember the 'armed insurrection' in washington back in january, in which the media claimed trump supporters killed a cop? Turns out he died of natural causes.


NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 03:50:20 [Preview] No.342677 del
>>342675
I would start cooking lunch if it's more than hour. It's not your concern to be ready for them anymore.


NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 03:50:27 [Preview] No.342678 del
>>342671
Next time your there grab me the Chicken delight burger please.


NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 03:52:05 [Preview] No.342679 del
>>342675
I agree with the other neet, just get on with lunch, fuck em


NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 04:37:38 [Preview] No.342680 del
Erotic content
NOW!


NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 04:51:57 [Preview] No.342681 del
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NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 05:02:34 [Preview] No.342682 del
Finally, the real estate agent has been and gone. Now I can go see dan. I only regret that I don't have any ufo or stranger things videos to watch once drunk.


NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 05:17:28 [Preview] No.342683 del
>>342682
Enjoy the relief of freedom.

I'm enjoying the working from home. It's so fucking comfy with my new desk. Autumn rain hitting the window, scented candle burning, fresh trackies, just went to flavourtown.
Absolutely based, why the fuck do I have to go into a shitty 90s style cube farm to do this shit


NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 05:32:17 [Preview] No.342684 del
>>342683
>scented candle burning
>just went to flavourtown
that's pretty gay
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NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 05:39:05 [Preview] No.342685 del
>>342681
cuddle Mountain.


NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 05:39:24 [Preview] No.342686 del
>>342682
Did they comment on the poo on the floor?


NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 05:41:25 [Preview] No.342687 del
>>342683
>>342682
OK. Coke, chocolate and booze acquired. After this binge I'll fix my life I swear to dan.


NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 05:41:32 [Preview] No.342688 del
>>342683
Sounds based.


NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 05:43:53 [Preview] No.342689 del
>>342687
>After this binge I'll fix my life I swear to dan.
I have a screen capture of a NEET from end of 2017 claiming only one more night on the booze then they'll get it together. It won't happen without action.


NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 05:45:44 [Preview] No.342690 del
>>342688
Sounds gay.
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NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 05:47:26 [Preview] No.342691 del
>>342690
You won't optimise your life with that style of thinking.


NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 05:47:34 [Preview] No.342692 del
>>342686
I assured her it was part of that particular tile pattern.


NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 05:48:36 [Preview] No.342693 del
>>342689
That was ME. I almost got it right, but a few things just came up and I couldn't quit. This time it'll happen. This time.


NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 05:52:58 [Preview] No.342695 del
>>342693
>but a few things just came up and I couldn't quit.
Many unspoken things happens.

>This time it'll happen. This time.
You are undertaking it with action this time with the mong pills. I have my hope as well that it will work out.


NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 05:54:56 [Preview] No.342696 del
The ancient aliens guy is exploring loch ness and explaining how nessie is really an ancient astronaut. This should be good.


NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 05:56:35 [Preview] No.342697 del
>>342694
The chad earthquake should read 'doesn't even aim for the toilet bowl'


NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 05:57:44 [Preview] No.342698 del
30 mins to go. Fucking over it.


NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 05:57:54 [Preview] No.342699 del
>>342691
I wonder whether he was buying or selling piss bottles. Or perhaps he was a speculator, trying to corner the market.


NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 05:58:38 [Preview] No.342700 del
>>342686
The other thing I was worried about was my whiteboards - they have blu-tac on them, and that's banned by the lease. But she said nothing.


NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 05:59:26 [Preview] No.342701 del
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just noticed this on gdq videos
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NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 05:59:27 [Preview] No.342702 del
>>342695
Actually, I'm not monk, just a fat fuck who eats too much and occasionally dabbles in drinking.


NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 06:01:20 [Preview] No.342703 del
>>342699
>trying to corner the market.
I would believe this to be true.


NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 06:01:44 [Preview] No.342704 del
>>342698
Stay an extra half hour for free.


NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 06:02:24 [Preview] No.342705 del
>>342700
>they have blu-tac on them, and that's banned by the lease.
As long as it doesn't stain the walls I thought you were allow to put up any fixture, as there ones for that you can attach to walls use tape?


NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 06:02:32 [Preview] No.342706 del
>>342704
Eat my arse for 30 mins for free


NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 06:02:41 [Preview] No.342707 del
>>342702
> just a fat fuck
*Executive


NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 06:02:54 [Preview] No.342708 del
>>342702
>just a fat fuck who eats too much and occasionally dabbles in drinking
You were on the other side of the war.


NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 06:16:25 [Preview] No.342709 del
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>>342556
>>342566
That particular BONG was made by a Frenchman. As far as I can tell. Maybe he stole it from a Finn on Yililauta, maybe it was his OC. It was used by him to open the very first BONG thread on Krautchan/int in 2016 August.


NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 06:19:16 [Preview] No.342710 del
>>342709
Some memes have a deeper history than others.


NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 06:22:02 [Preview] No.342711 del
>>342709
What's the context behind that image?


NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 06:24:46 [Preview] No.342712 del
>>342709
He also made others I think, now I can't tell anymore which ones. Anyway it's safe to say he made that one BONG posted ITT.

>>342710
Yeah. I think during the second, continuation thread Krautchan went down, and remained offline for some weeks, and the userbase scattered through bunker boards. One was 8ch/kc where I settled too and the Frenchman also, and couple others from the BONG thread and was continued there. I make these since then. Although nowadays very, very rarely.


NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 06:26:13 [Preview] No.342713 del
>>342711
The BONG one or the "actually" one?


NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 06:27:35 [Preview] No.342714 del
>>342713
>the "actually" one?
The only posted in the post >>342709 reminded me of:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=UbQgXeY_zi4 [Embed]


NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 06:30:34 [Preview] No.342715 del
>>342714
I've no knowledge of any context, I just use it as an "actually" reaction image. I think this one I did not save form an IB, but duckduckwent for someting I could use as a reaction image. Sometimes I do that.


NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 06:49:00 [Preview] No.342716 del
>>342715
You should ban them all, Big Fella.


NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 06:49:48 [Preview] No.342717 del
>>342716
Ban who?


NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 06:50:49 [Preview] No.342718 del
>>342717
Everybody.
I only just got here, so I don't know what you're talking about, but the answer should always be to ban them.


NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 06:51:42 [Preview] No.342719 del
>>342718
>the answer should always be to ban them.
Reminds me of this image


NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 06:58:20 [Preview] No.342720 del
I just posted a peep in the work chat


NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 07:00:40 [Preview] No.342721 del


NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 07:01:59 [Preview] No.342722 del
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>>342720
I hope it was a good one.


NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 07:02:07 [Preview] No.342723 del
>>342720
hopefully somebody replies with a henlo and offers you some pidser


NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 07:05:29 [Preview] No.342724 del
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>>342720
Follow it with this


NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 07:11:00 [Preview] No.342725 del
Wage complete. Still feel a bit hungover tbh. Productive wage day somehow. I think its the new desk setup.
The cold is all but gone, just a phlegmy cough at the moment. Hopefully I'm still sick enough at the wage so people know I was legitimately sick.
I am somehow quite relaxed.


NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 07:22:45 [Preview] No.342727 del
>>342726
I loved the kfc gravy meme, but their gravy is shit.


NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 07:23:34 [Preview] No.342728 del
>>342727
It's good for dipping.


NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 07:24:04 [Preview] No.342729 del
Ok, finished eating all the chocolate. Now that is absolutely the last time until I lose at least 5 kg. I swear to dan. On my honour as an executive.


NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 07:24:56 [Preview] No.342730 del
>>342728
Dipping what? The chicken pieces don't need it. The chips don't need it. And the chicken nuggets and tendies come with sauces that are much superior to gravy.


NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 07:25:03 [Preview] No.342731 del
>>342729
How many standards will be consumed?


NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 07:25:53 [Preview] No.342732 del
>>342729
Only get expensive good stuff, so you have it less often.


NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 07:26:18 [Preview] No.342733 del
>>342730
Where have you popped in from?


NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 07:28:28 [Preview] No.342734 del
Going to have a glass or three of wine and then engage some of you ruffians in verbal judo.


NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 07:29:51 [Preview] No.342735 del
>>342731
>>342732
I haven't binged in nearly 25 minutes, an achievement I'm proud of and I don't care for your mockery, neets.


NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 07:30:48 [Preview] No.342736 del
>>342734
I will clean my ears in anticipation.


NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 07:31:09 [Preview] No.342737 del
>>342735
Calls for a reward.


NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 07:46:43 [Preview] No.342738 del
What's for dinner, neets?


NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 07:47:03 [Preview] No.342739 del
>>342738
nothing except wine


NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 07:48:29 [Preview] No.342740 del
>>342725
Good to hear NEET. I hope you enjoy the rest of your afternoon/evening.

>>342726
Looks vile.

>>342729
>On my honour as an executive.
Treat yourself with a binge when you loose those 5kg

>>342734
Good drop?

>>342735
Well done NEET. It >>342737

>>342738
Thai, just finished it.

>>342739
Has that filled you up?


NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 07:49:04 [Preview] No.342741 del
>>342738
Making some chicken and corn soup. When I went to buy a roast chicken before, I saw they had ones with garlic bread stuffing, and nearly bought one, before deciding on a normal one.


NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 07:50:31 [Preview] No.342744 del
>>342741
Imagine the juices from a garlic bread one.


NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 07:51:42 [Preview] No.342745 del
>>342744
Imagine the smell.


NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 07:52:15 [Preview] No.342747 del
>>342746
holy shit !
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NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 07:57:03 [Preview] No.342748 del
>>342740
>Good drop?
Saltram Mamre Brook Barossa Cavernet Sauvignon 2018
So far so good


NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 07:57:39 [Preview] No.342749 del
>>342748
>Barossa
Is it possible for that area of growing to make a bad drop?


NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 08:00:30 [Preview] No.342750 del
>>342749
The wine maker still needs to know what they're doing.


NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 08:00:37 [Preview] No.342751 del
>>342738
Half thinking a zinger box with popcorn chicken and a box of wicked wings.


NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 08:02:09 [Preview] No.342752 del
I feel the cold coming.


NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 08:03:32 [Preview] No.342753 del
Wonder how that NEET moving to Silvery City will cope with the cold


NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 08:04:20 [Preview] No.342754 del
>>342751
Get some gravy for dipping.


NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 08:05:13 [Preview] No.342755 del
>>342753
Wanking himself warm I can imagine and lots of goon.


NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 08:05:40 [Preview] No.342756 del
>>342754
Of course, that NEETs post is what made me start thinking of it.


NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 08:05:56 [Preview] No.342757 del
>>342752
It is very chilly.


NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 08:06:03 [Preview] No.342758 del
Take me down to Lizbef City
Where Weber is fat
and the girls are shitty


NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 08:06:34 [Preview] No.342759 del
>>342753
I've been thinking he was moving to Broken Hill but that pic makes me think otherwise now.


NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 08:07:51 [Preview] No.342760 del
I need move of Shiteys erotic content! Now!!!


NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 08:07:59 [Preview] No.342761 del
>>342758
I had this meffhead chick give me a full up and down look while standing next to her dropkick looking bf there yesterday.


NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 08:09:10 [Preview] No.342762 del
>>342761
they're absolute trash
no good can come from interacting with them in any manner


NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 08:09:43 [Preview] No.342763 del
>>342758
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Sbn8fRWbp-I [Embed]


NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 08:11:35 [Preview] No.342764 del
>>342762
I gave her a half nod.
She'll probably rock up on my doorstep after he belted her looking to score and suck cock with her jagged broken teeth now.


NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 08:12:24 [Preview] No.342765 del


NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 08:13:06 [Preview] No.342766 del
>>342764
>suck cock with her jagged broken teeth now.
File them down!


NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 08:13:47 [Preview] No.342767 del
>>342764
If she does we expect some pictures neet.


NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 08:14:04 [Preview] No.342768 del
>>342766
pull them out with pliars


NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 08:17:55 [Preview] No.342769 del
>>342768
Really, why are women born with teeth anyway?


NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 08:28:00 [Preview] No.342770 del
All the NEETs go quiet and desperately hunt for gummy bj drugo porn.


NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 08:28:08 [Preview] No.342771 del
Have you eaten beans today NEETs?

Today I made mexican yellow rice with some friend eggs.
Kidney beans, rice, tumeric, cumin, coriander, chilli, onion, capsicum.
Good for getting rid of leftovers, meat can be fried in with the onion at the start.


NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 08:32:02 [Preview] No.342772 del
>>342771
Sounds tasty neet


NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 08:33:55 [Preview] No.342773 del
>>342771
No. Your cooking sounds nice.


NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 08:34:40 [Preview] No.342774 del
>>342771
Had some baked beans with breakfast. Tomato flavoured, not my favourite ham flavoured though.


NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 08:35:01 [Preview] No.342775 del
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NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 08:35:31 [Preview] No.342776 del
Put off getting goon'd. Don't think I will now.


NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 08:36:37 [Preview] No.342777 del
>>342776
You look happy. Does not drinking make you smile?


NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 08:38:50 [Preview] No.342778 del
>>342777
You're being facetious.


NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 08:39:09 [Preview] No.342779 del
>>342776
Save it for the weekend m8


NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 08:39:50 [Preview] No.342780 del
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>>342772
If you fry the capsicum and onions, add them to the water you are boiling the rice in- then when the rice is cooked adding the fried beans and chicken it's great.

If you do it like a stir fry and do everything in one pan then add the rice at the end it's OK.

If you just boil everything in a pot it's sloppa tier.
In any case it's cheap and nutritious.
>>342774
Based.
I always get salt reduced if I'm getting ham.
Typically I eat baked beans boston style with some fried onion, mustard powder and worstershire.
>>342774


NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 08:43:14 [Preview] No.342781 del
>>342780
that looks hearty


NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 08:44:42 [Preview] No.342782 del
>>342780
Looks good. I should really start thinking about restricting my salt intake, but I don't really know where to begin.


NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 08:47:20 [Preview] No.342784 del
The auspol thread on 4niggers also discusses dindins and food delivery apps. Kind of funny. That guy that hates women and stands them up on dates also posts there.


NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 08:48:38 [Preview] No.342785 del
>>342778
See that smile emerges.


NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 08:53:41 [Preview] No.342786 del
>>342782
The most common cause of consumption of salt is in pre-made sauces and the like.
The food body corporate just adds sugar and salt to everything to make it cheaper by volume to produce.
Many "savory" foods will be 10% sugar- and many sweets will be 30%.
Salt is often added as a cheap preservative, or because removing excess salt is too expensive.

When you start cooking from fresh, your problems all rapidly diminish.
If you're buying pre-made shit you are a prisoner of the food body corporate, ultimately your efforts will be in vain.

When you do cook yourself the only real risks are:
A. salting things which reduce in volume, like soup.
B. salting things which already have salt from ingredients like soya sauce
I use fermented soya beans instead of soya sauce for instance, and salt the pasta water and use salt at the table- but not the sauce.


NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 08:53:51 [Preview] No.342787 del
>>342784
Feed is important to NEETs.


NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 08:54:42 [Preview] No.342788 del
>>342786
>The food body corporate just adds sugar and salt to everything to make it cheaper by volume to produce.
and get people addicted


NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 08:58:00 [Preview] No.342789 del
>>342786
I love salt


NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 09:00:34 [Preview] No.342790 del
I don't think I have ever seen an African touch-on a myki. I think maybe Africans get to ride public transport for free.


NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 09:00:58 [Preview] No.342791 del
>>342771
Having teh beans rite now, good thing I like em cos its half of my collapse stash


NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 09:03:18 [Preview] No.342792 del
>>342790
transit cops in Adelaide only target whites on the train


NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 09:03:27 [Preview] No.342793 del
qwll hwllooooooooo neets


NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 09:05:22 [Preview] No.342794 del
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>>342789
Everybody loves salt.


NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 09:10:07 [Preview] No.342795 del
>>342793
Evening Nuro.


NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 09:10:25 [Preview] No.342796 del
>>342794
Me far left.


NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 09:13:42 [Preview] No.342797 del


NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 09:17:06 [Preview] No.342798 del
>ma's boss gives everyone alexas as gifts
>warn ma that it's a fucking spy device and she should through it away
>keeps it but doesn't use it for years
>father finds it and decides he will use it to play music
>doesn't care that it's a spy device
>is using it to play radio when he has at least five other options to play music

They still taught 1984 in most schools when boomers were kids and they'll still put the fucking telescreen in their homes voluntarily and pay subscription fees to it.


NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 09:19:31 [Preview] No.342801 del
>>342798
How is it any different to a phone?


NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 09:19:52 [Preview] No.342802 del
Over microwaved the sausage rolls, now going to dry them out in the airfryer.


NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 09:20:00 [Preview] No.342803 del
>>342798
boomers are the same ones who complain about multi culti and immigration at home but don't think you should be allowed to say nigger in public or question the holocaust


NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 09:21:33 [Preview] No.342804 del
>>342801
you can turn voice off on a phone
these things exist to listen to everything
you can also pass audio over laser to them from outside somebody's home and (depending on what they've connected it to) control their house/appliances


NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 09:21:43 [Preview] No.342805 del
>>342801
As far as I know phones are only active spy devices when Feds and glowies want to keep tabs on you.
Alexas are active spy devices by default. It is a means of research and revenue for them not just a tool in the toolbox.


NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 09:21:59 [Preview] No.342806 del
>>342799
What the fuck
If I did that I'd never hear the end of it.


NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 09:24:22 [Preview] No.342808 del
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>>342804
>pass audio over laser
Well la di da


NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 09:25:19 [Preview] No.342809 del
>>342803
In VIC some years back the state government introduced a fine to please old cunts. Something like a $380 fine to be issued for using "inappropriate language."
It's actually already against the law but the thing was a judge would be like "what the fuck? you sent this cunt in here to waste my time for swearing at you? piss off."
But making it a fine lets it bypass the court.
I remember saying to my ma how awful it was and also consider how often a cop would be swearing at you the perp.
She was like
>i agree with it
>what if someone was swearing at your nan?
I don't believe my Nan is empowered to issue fines.


NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 09:25:33 [Preview] No.342810 del
>>342808
I'm not sure why you are responding in this manner.


NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 09:25:51 [Preview] No.342811 del
>>342803
Niggers and holocaust aren't even real.


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NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 09:27:56 [Preview] No.342813 del
>>342807
I like how they keep referring to her as a teacher instead of paedophile.


NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 09:27:57 [Preview] No.342814 del
>>342807
Any girl that wants to teach high school who isn't ugly is suspicious as fuck.
I remember I had this teacher who kind of looked like Lexi Belle but with a bigger nose.
The guys spent the whole class hitting on her, except me because I was a low-t sperg.
A girl I knew knew a girl who specifically went for the youngest legal guys she could and she was studying to become a teacher. Admitted to her she was into children.


NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 09:29:10 [Preview] No.342815 del
>>342810
I. Sorry. Never mind.
I saw the meme and hadn't used it in years.


NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 09:31:09 [Preview] No.342816 del
>>342813
I also like this trend now where they can enter a plea of not guilty to one set of charges and then a few months later organise a guilty plea with the DPP in exchange for lesser charges being filed.


NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 09:34:09 [Preview] No.342817 del
>>342816
I hope DPP comes down hard given that she waited until the victim was recording his testimony when she changed her mind. We all know that's not going to happen because she'll do the sad cry act and spend time in an institution.


NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 09:35:45 [Preview] No.342818 del
>>342817
>I hope DPP comes down hard
you're kidding right?
<By Tuesday morning the matter had been resolved and a fresh indictment was handed up to Judge Traill.
<Mr Terracini also handed up three documents relating to other offences that will be taken into account when Ms Young is sentenced, but will not result in a conviction.


NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 09:37:19 [Preview] No.342819 del
>>342807
>aggravated sexual intercourse

So it's not sexual assault nor cuddle nor stat cuddle?
I wonder if this is like "infanticide?"
They had to create the charge infanticide because juries refused to convict a wahmen of murder when she killed her own children.


NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 09:40:10 [Preview] No.342820 del
>>342819
a male teacher here got 10 months for upskirting some students, and I guarantee this one gets less than that, if any, actual prison time


NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 09:41:15 [Preview] No.342821 del
>>342818
I'll wait until the judges official decision. Her legal team is probably just doing the spin.

>>342819
It's aggravated because she used to position of power as a teacher to get access to the victim.


NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 09:42:19 [Preview] No.342822 del
>>342821
>I'll wait until the judges official decision. Her legal team is probably just doing the spin.
the orange text and the reference to 'upstairs' was the DPP
the charges have been replaced and the judge can only find against the new charges


NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 09:44:01 [Preview] No.342823 del
oh today was 4/20 day, drug noots


NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 09:44:27 [Preview] No.342824 del
also Uncle Addy's birthday


NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 09:46:43 [Preview] No.342825 del
Might celebrate it with some standards aye. Some oaties


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NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 09:50:08 [Preview] No.342827 del
>>342825
Your body does not need it!


NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 09:51:30 [Preview] No.342828 del
>>342824
Was twat sad that his new hero died today?


NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 09:51:39 [Preview] No.342829 del
>>342825
stay strong mong


NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 09:53:03 [Preview] No.342830 del
>>342828
he didn't mention it
if I'd remembered, I'd have brought a cake and put it in the kitchen for people to share, as seems to be tradition when the sheltered workshop tards have a birthday
I have to work from home tomorrow instead of friday so the faggy twat can do something on friday


NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 09:57:51 [Preview] No.342831 del
>>342830
That would have been a wonderful cake day. You could have bought sparkles for candles and really made it an event.


NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 09:59:43 [Preview] No.342832 del
>>342831
It would have been worth it to see how long it took between me telling a well-wisher it wasn't my birthday it was Hitler's and HR calling me in for a chat. I reckon it would have taken 3.5-4 hours, possibly with a meeting scheduled for later in the week.


NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 10:02:03 [Preview] No.342833 del
the social club also had a bagel lunch delivered by some bagel merchant at 12pm today


NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 10:04:35 [Preview] No.342834 del
>>342831
He should have baked a cake in the office oven.


NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 10:05:13 [Preview] No.342835 del
>>342832
You could tell them it's diversity of representing people from all walks of life. "Not all heros wear capes"


NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 10:06:01 [Preview] No.342836 del
>>342834
Many missed opportunities.


NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 10:08:12 [Preview] No.342837 del
>>342833
Did you order anything?


NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 10:08:23 [Preview] No.342838 del
>>342834
I don't think any of the kitchens have an oven. There might be one of those toaster oven things in one of them, but most just have a microwave.


NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 10:08:36 [Preview] No.342839 del
Pack of purples. These ones taste kind of off too. Must be my cold.
16 standoes yesterday, 8 today, none tomorrow. Feeling kind of spaced out from the benzos today.
Mummybot should be giving me that 10-20k sometime in the next few weeks.

>>342830
Whats your work schedule like? Can you work from home when you like? Do they give you a laptop or do you use your personal computer for work?


NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 10:08:46 [Preview] No.342840 del
>>342837
I was never asked to join the social club when I started, so no.


NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 10:13:17 [Preview] No.342841 del
>>342802
Thats the equivalent of getting a K-mart tier bint, Pimping her out then marrying her in a church.


NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 10:14:06 [Preview] No.342842 del
>>342839
>Whats your work schedule like? Can you work from home when you like? Do they give you a laptop or do you use your personal computer for work?
I do Monday through Wednesday in the office and have Thursday and Friday at home. This had been the situation since last September, but a couple of weeks ago they wanted everybody back, so I put a request in writing to retain this flexible work arrangement, citing among other things, the 120km a week it would save me driving and associated costs, and the fact that I'm basically on-call 24x7x365 and I've never used fatigue management rules or the like to not show up the next day after a callout.
I have two work laptops and a workstation in the office. At home I use the laptops as well as my own personal workstation for some things.


NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 10:15:43 [Preview] No.342843 del
>>342842
Also work provided iPhone with effectively unlimited calls and data.


NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 10:15:58 [Preview] No.342844 del
I don't think I've ever had a proper bagel that has been fresh. Are they nice?


NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 10:18:13 [Preview] No.342845 del
>>342844
They're chewy regardless of when they were baked.
Ate them a fair bit for lunch in London, as they came pre-made with a variety of toppings in the supermarkets and things.


NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 10:24:12 [Preview] No.342846 del
>>342842
Did they give you the work from home flexibility without issue? Everyone I know has had their employer happily offer people work from home flexibility without having to ask for it.
It's making me increasingly butthurt. Today I submitted 6 bug reports as jira tickets with logs attached, screenshots, SQL queries, etc. I know I hard on about it but some people do like 1 a week. I just don't understand the logic behind not letting me work from home on a regular basis. We had two new starts recently and they both got given laptops but for some reason I had to go into the office a few times during lockdown because Windows updates had my workstation needing a reboot to RDP into it.
Maybe I should just work from home due to being 'sick' every tues and thurs from now on.
Thursday and Friday at home sounds nice but I'd prefer to split up the week.

>>342844
I got a few in New York and didn't get what the fuss was about until I realised you're meant to eat them with butter and ham and all kinds of shit and I was just eating them plain like a mong


NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 10:26:54 [Preview] No.342847 del
>>342845
Might have to try another one when I come across one. I don't mind the chew if the toppings are nice.


NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 10:36:03 [Preview] No.342848 del
>>342846
That's a mong moment. Did they have stands and stalls that made bagels over there?


NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 10:37:34 [Preview] No.342849 del
>>342848
In the city yeah. I was getting them from cafeterias and stuff, self serve.


NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 10:38:18 [Preview] No.342850 del
>>342844
They're supposed to have the chew and you're supposed to toast them.


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NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 10:41:34 [Preview] No.342852 del
>>342846
>Did they give you the work from home flexibility without issue?
yeah it was approved almost immediately

I'm pretty sure the Federal Government passed some legislation that means you're supposed to be able to ask for flexible arrangements and your employer has to provide a GOOD reason why not if they reject the request.


NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 10:51:38 [Preview] No.342853 del
I got a call back for a job today. It has been years since this happened. It's kind of scary. I kind of want it and kind of don't.


NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 10:53:04 [Preview] No.342854 del
>>342852
I looked into it a bit when cruisey mentioned it but I don't think I really have fully legitimate grounds for it.

>https://www.fairwork.gov.au/tools-and-resources/best-practice-guides/flexible-working-arrangements
>Employers can only refuse a request for a flexible working arrangement from an employee who is entitled to make the request under the Fair Work Act on reasonable business grounds. Reasonable business grounds for refusing a request could include...
>inefficiency or impact – the requested arrangement is likely to result in significant loss of efficiency or productivity. The request may also have a significant negative impact on customer service.

This seems like a catch-all to me. My employer is definitely not a best practice employer. I'm not really sure how to prove my productivity because its not really a simple metric. The fact that the business grew during work from home to the point of taking on new hires during wfh however implies that we were pretty fucking busy.
Either way if pajeet doesn't let me do two days I might take it higher up to the COO/CFO.


NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 10:53:22 [Preview] No.342855 del
>>342853
Thats good to hear m8, go for it.


NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 10:55:30 [Preview] No.342856 del
Which one of you wrote this


NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 10:58:10 [Preview] No.342857 del


NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 10:58:34 [Preview] No.342858 del
>>342856
Possum for sure.


NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 10:58:44 [Preview] No.342859 del
>>342853
Good luck NEET.


NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 11:00:36 [Preview] No.342860 del
>>342856
>It comes out of her like thick pumpkin soup
KEK


NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 11:00:51 [Preview] No.342861 del


NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 11:01:18 [Preview] No.342862 del
>>342858
So that's where he went.


NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 11:06:07 [Preview] No.342863 del
>>342861
fucking kek


NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 11:17:22 [Preview] No.342864 del
6 days without a dart


NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 11:17:49 [Preview] No.342865 del
Good night NEETs. Sleep tight.


NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 11:18:34 [Preview] No.342866 del
>>342865
Sleep right and tight


NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 11:18:54 [Preview] No.342867 del
>>342864
Well done m8
>>342865
Goodnight


NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 11:35:45 [Preview] No.342868 del
i was meant to go to bed 3 hours ago!


NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 11:41:23 [Preview] No.342869 del
>>342868
Any wine left?


NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 11:44:35 [Preview] No.342870 del
>>342868
You better go now while it's still dark.


NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 11:46:19 [Preview] No.342871 del


NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 11:46:35 [Preview] No.342872 del
i might make some tame helen


NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 12:05:03 [Preview] No.342873 del
I can't remember if I took the benzos yet or not


NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 12:05:13 [Preview] No.342874 del
decided to go to bed instead
night all


NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 12:06:45 [Preview] No.342875 del
>>342874
Night cuz
Shake off the sad cuntisms you've had lately. This is the time of our lives.


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NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 12:20:59 [Preview] No.342877 del
>>342791
Beans are fuel intensive to cook and require a lot of water.
Oats have a shelf life of more than a year and are ready to eat.


NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 12:25:26 [Preview] No.342878 del
>>342877
Dirt and grass and sticks require no preparation and are found practically everywhere.


NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 12:36:44 [Preview] No.342879 del
Beans are for spics


NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 15:12:54 [Preview] No.342880 del
bed is in
im off to get another 200l of substrate


NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 18:45:06 [Preview] No.342881 del
picked up another bed, cant go wrong for 15 euros a piece
too dark now but i cant wait to plant my peas and maybe cherry tomatoes tommorow


NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 18:49:47 [Preview] No.342882 del
Up and at em noots

Get out there and achieve something


NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 18:50:50 [Preview] No.342883 del
>>342882
good morning NEET


NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 18:52:23 [Preview] No.342884 del
>>342883
Morning mate. Nice raised bed.


NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 20:18:12 [Preview] No.342885 del
>>342882
>>342883
>>342884
Morning neeties. Another day, just like all the other days.


NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 20:49:24 [Preview] No.342886 del
>>342853
Good stuff. What did they say?


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NEET 04/20/2021 (Tue) 20:55:01 [Preview] No.342888 del
>>342880
>>342881
Fucking excellent. Very keen to get updates.