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NEET General #342 - Horny Edition NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 07:08:54 [Preview] No. 343022
Do the needful. Will (You)?

OLD: >>342053

NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 07:29:23 [Preview] No.343054 del
wank from home best wank

NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 07:31:36 [Preview] No.343055 del
you got this peep from an /r/4chan thread today about a favourite football jumper

NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 07:54:39 [Preview] No.343078 del
Pepe needs a wank.

NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 07:55:03 [Preview] No.343079 del
It is from >>>/ligamx/5226 where I find the Pepes.

NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 07:59:22 [Preview] No.343080 del
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I am enjoying the cooler weather.

NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 08:00:14 [Preview] No.343081 del
It was Carlton.

NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 08:01:59 [Preview] No.343082 del
>tfw Sticking vaseline up my nose

NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 08:07:29 [Preview] No.343083 del
Getting ready for tomorrow night?

NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 08:07:40 [Preview] No.343084 del
You should put some up your bum

NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 08:07:46 [Preview] No.343085 del
Deadshit neighbour is asking for a nug again
It's amazing how stoners can't even manage to secure a steady supply of their drug of choice. Dumb cunt buys quarters instead of ounces

NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 08:07:53 [Preview] No.343086 del

NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 08:08:40 [Preview] No.343087 del
Does he work at all?

NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 08:09:19 [Preview] No.343088 del
I am sorry for calling you a reditor.

NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 08:09:33 [Preview] No.343089 del
I wouldn't give him anything.

NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 08:09:34 [Preview] No.343090 del

NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 08:10:41 [Preview] No.343091 del
Yeah he works part time and has rich body corporateish parents in real estate that I assume give him money sometimes.

NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 08:10:46 [Preview] No.343092 del
We all make mistakes mate.

NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 08:11:35 [Preview] No.343093 del
>rich body corporateish parents in real estate
If you had any, you should charge him at least double.

NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 08:13:34 [Preview] No.343094 del

NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 08:14:18 [Preview] No.343095 del
Ordered a Fat Jessey pizza and a Supreme pizza. Received a Fat Jessey and a Meat Lovers. Pajeet made another stop along the way. Guessing that person got my Supreme.

NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 08:16:29 [Preview] No.343096 del
Nuro needs some skinnier jeans

NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 08:16:38 [Preview] No.343097 del

NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 08:17:11 [Preview] No.343098 del
Sick, looks great

NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 08:17:54 [Preview] No.343099 del
They are far too baggy, also he has some very small looking feet.

NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 08:18:05 [Preview] No.343100 del
I had a couple clients show me that. Apparently the owner knows them personally.

NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 08:18:13 [Preview] No.343101 del

NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 08:18:32 [Preview] No.343102 del
His thighs would not support them.

NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 08:19:20 [Preview] No.343103 del
It makes me wonder how they can fuck up food delivery that is so basic.

NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 08:19:48 [Preview] No.343104 del
Will Nuro ever post a bulge pic?

NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 08:20:26 [Preview] No.343105 del
He makes a decent pizza. Unfortunately a Fat Jessie and a Meat Lovers are identical apart from one having chicken and onion on it and less pepperoni.

NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 08:20:35 [Preview] No.343106 del
Wondering if I should wank from home tomorrow, and how I should tell this to my boss.
It sucks that I even need to think about it. I'm genuinely sick and could make other people sick, but I know he will think of me as a slightly less determined employee or some shit.

NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 08:21:00 [Preview] No.343107 del
He's not truly based until he does.

NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 08:21:24 [Preview] No.343108 del
pizza shop probably told him which box was which but his lack of english and pizza eating (the fuckers only eat curry three meals a day) means that fell on deaf ears

NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 08:23:40 [Preview] No.343109 del
If I was the tech lead for one of these food delivery apps I'd have Pajeet scan a QR code on the box that then has the app look up his location for proximity to the delivery address. Flawless.

NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 08:25:22 [Preview] No.343111 del
Yeah nah sorry dude, not everyone around here is a complete looser like you!

NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 08:27:44 [Preview] No.343113 del
or just ban multiple deliveries
why am I paying a full delivery fee if he has to make other stops along the way?

NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 08:35:27 [Preview] No.343115 del
Looks dry

NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 08:42:34 [Preview] No.343116 del
Installing Debian in place of my Arch install tonight.
There are issues on the latest 5.11 kernel release with bluetooth it seems. I don't need to be on the bleeding edge and I can't be fucked fixing it if downgrading the kernel goes sideways and conflict with packages.
Mom cancel my meetings

NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 08:43:01 [Preview] No.343117 del

NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 08:44:26 [Preview] No.343118 del
>ballet shoes

NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 08:50:42 [Preview] No.343119 del
Just attend the zoom meeting and turn the audio all the way down.

NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 08:51:24 [Preview] No.343120 del

NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 08:53:19 [Preview] No.343121 del
exec lyfe

NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 08:57:36 [Preview] No.343122 del
Grasping at straws. If you took a picture of your feet right now in you current location we would all laugh and you would be bullied if this board back to 16chan

NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 09:00:45 [Preview] No.343123 del

NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 09:08:09 [Preview] No.343125 del
What's that song?

NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 09:11:03 [Preview] No.343126 del
You'll need to wait until I'm inside.

NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 09:12:14 [Preview] No.343127 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=t-yCg-0-baE [Embed]

NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 09:12:55 [Preview] No.343128 del
Based lyfe.

NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 09:14:35 [Preview] No.343129 del
Boong lyfe can be very desirable. That mong moment.

NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 09:16:01 [Preview] No.343130 del
Kudos on catching me out though. Your NEETlore must be getting pretty powerful these days. There's no one left to challenge me. Mongaro cheats and Weber and Monk aren't playing the game. I even know who the anti Nuro Mong poster is. I've caught him out. My ace up my sleeve, that I won't use.. Unless I have to.

NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 09:16:51 [Preview] No.343131 del
I did that before getting boong'd.

NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 09:16:54 [Preview] No.343132 del
What sort of bluetooth hardware are you using?

NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 09:22:02 [Preview] No.343133 del
probably some internet controlled buttplug

NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 09:22:08 [Preview] No.343134 del
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Boong life IKTF

NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 09:22:56 [Preview] No.343135 del
I don't think the usb cable goes in there neet

NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 09:23:49 [Preview] No.343136 del
It's a broadcomm adaptor from officeworks. Pretty shit, not 100% on if its the kernal/arch or the hardware. However it will disconnect seemingly at random and this persists through service restarts and reboots.
At work it also interferes with my headset dongle too.

Just plugged it into the debian install.
bluetooth hci0: firmware: failed to load brcm/BCM20702A1-....

NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 09:33:19 [Preview] No.343137 del

NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 09:45:19 [Preview] No.343138 del
Might get my boong on after all

NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 09:48:53 [Preview] No.343139 del
I was SURE this was going to be the year of Linux on the desktop.

NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 09:51:59 [Preview] No.343140 del
I think I heard something about this back in 2006

NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 09:59:21 [Preview] No.343141 del
big boong energy

NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 09:59:58 [Preview] No.343142 del
It has been a running joke since 1995 or so.

NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 10:00:19 [Preview] No.343143 del
Nuro slouches, thats why his knees hit the seat in front when he rides the bus like a chud.

NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 10:01:37 [Preview] No.343144 del
are you sleeping on a park bench tonight,Nuro?

NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 10:01:53 [Preview] No.343145 del
I have done a poo and retired to bed. I shall stay a little longer though.

NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 10:02:21 [Preview] No.343146 del
wizz bang kapow!

NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 10:03:22 [Preview] No.343147 del
I wrote down all the steps to installing LARBS but it hasnt let me down yet.

NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 10:07:56 [Preview] No.343149 del
Hey now, c'mon, thats a bit mean.
16chan isnt all crocs + socks.

NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 10:09:07 [Preview] No.343150 del

NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 10:09:41 [Preview] No.343151 del
Kek. sucked in. you should have stuck to one distro.

NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 10:11:28 [Preview] No.343152 del
Wheres the Bulge?

NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 10:13:03 [Preview] No.343153 del
What are you watching?
I've been watching Self Sustainable Me while dozing off lately.
It's very comfy viewing.

NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 10:13:36 [Preview] No.343154 del
Hidden bulge.

NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 10:13:52 [Preview] No.343155 del
You still on that bottle.

NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 10:14:22 [Preview] No.343156 del
That’s a lot of wanks

NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 10:15:05 [Preview] No.343157 del
Best move in a long time, I hate the liberals, also I have no clue what the vic government was thinking when they got involved in this crap.

NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 10:19:31 [Preview] No.343158 del
Does anyone have that picture of xi doing scomo from behind? I want to see it one more time.

NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 10:20:07 [Preview] No.343159 del
That would be pretty based on the weekend. You check the toilets for drugs each hour.

NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 10:20:18 [Preview] No.343160 del
Bluetooth is working fine on kernel 4.19.0
Plus I guess I can make the excuse that learning apt is more suited for work purposes

NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 10:25:42 [Preview] No.343161 del
No because I am actually working and got my shit together I am welcome back at my parents. Back downstairs at the old dig. We moved in here in back in 92

NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 10:26:00 [Preview] No.343162 del
Boonging ain't easy.

NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 10:26:48 [Preview] No.343163 del
I hope they were big loads

NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 10:28:05 [Preview] No.343164 del
>I am welcome back at my parents.
Good to hear

NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 10:29:40 [Preview] No.343165 del
Origin of based.

NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 10:34:03 [Preview] No.343166 del
I thought your dad lived out in the urban area. whats with the python in the shed your lancia was in?

I have EXIF data that proves your dad doesent live in brisbane!

NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 10:34:15 [Preview] No.343167 del
might sleep now
night all

NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 10:34:21 [Preview] No.343168 del
How dare they judge him? It's their fault for raising him badly. I hope he puts them in a nursing home someday against their will.

NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 10:35:32 [Preview] No.343169 del
Night m8

NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 10:36:36 [Preview] No.343170 del
Good night NEET. Sleep tight.

NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 10:36:41 [Preview] No.343171 del
Get back here you wuss! Nobody goes to sleep until we all go to sleep. Neet compound rules.

NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 10:37:14 [Preview] No.343172 del

NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 10:42:18 [Preview] No.343173 del
How many standards tonight?

NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 10:44:28 [Preview] No.343174 del
Need more weber battlestation photos

3.4 in the red top, 7.8 in the sixpack.
We'll see if I actually finish them i will

NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 10:49:03 [Preview] No.343175 del
I have feeling you'll finish them.

NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 10:57:13 [Preview] No.343176 del
Everyone disappears when I start my boong.
Not a very inclusive community for those of us with disabilities aye

NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 10:59:02 [Preview] No.343177 del
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NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 10:59:46 [Preview] No.343178 del
I am enjoying my shows. It's one time of day when I don't have to think about anything. We have a lot of good NEETs who are already in bed, like myself.

NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 11:04:00 [Preview] No.343179 del
You should spend some time on Tiktok

NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 11:05:52 [Preview] No.343180 del
What disability do you have, aside from being black?

NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 11:06:29 [Preview] No.343181 del
So that's where all the teen qt's went.

NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 11:06:55 [Preview] No.343182 del
kek, what was that.

NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 11:15:29 [Preview] No.343183 del
Bluetooth broke.

NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 11:16:38 [Preview] No.343184 del
I have no clue. It just appeared.

NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 11:18:35 [Preview] No.343185 del
We need a plan to raise moneys to fund the neet compound. Let me hear your proposals.

NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 11:20:34 [Preview] No.343186 del
As I've mentioned before:

1. Cruisey starts an NDIS care service
2. He helps us all get on cenno with NDIS funding
3. We pool resources and donate to cruisey, he builds the commune tax deductable
4. We live happily ever after

NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 11:21:33 [Preview] No.343187 del
You are one step away from tranny programmer socks. Head caution. Beware.

NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 11:23:27 [Preview] No.343188 del
Good night NEETs. Sleep tight.

NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 11:24:17 [Preview] No.343189 del
A neet that bought bought heaps of dogecoin as a joke 5 years ago was our only hope.

Its over. We have to wait till after the collapse now.

NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 11:28:03 [Preview] No.343190 del
Cruisey will become some horrible overlord in this case.

NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 11:31:48 [Preview] No.343191 del
Night mate.

NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 12:04:37 [Preview] No.343192 del
Yeah, I only have a drink now and then. I had like 3 standards tonight,.

NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 12:05:21 [Preview] No.343193 del

NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 12:06:13 [Preview] No.343194 del

NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 12:06:40 [Preview] No.343195 del
I watched Sarafina.
Not great.

NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 12:07:48 [Preview] No.343196 del

NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 12:08:26 [Preview] No.343197 del
You will not be allowed to say such things in the commune.

NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 12:11:37 [Preview] No.343198 del
gonna have a big wank

NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 12:12:10 [Preview] No.343199 del
Good night friends.

NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 12:12:32 [Preview] No.343200 del
A medium one will do.

NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 12:14:34 [Preview] No.343201 del

NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 12:21:16 [Preview] No.343203 del
noneye peter rabbit

NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 12:26:38 [Preview] No.343204 del
>tfw gooned

NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 12:34:08 [Preview] No.343205 del
Wondering how I find discord communities for my interests and make online friends like I used to have back when I played video games years ago.
It's a lot to take in. Feels pretty gay too, wish IRC was still a thing

NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 12:46:31 [Preview] No.343207 del
Try searching on disboard.

NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 12:54:28 [Preview] No.343208 del

NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 13:30:16 [Preview] No.343210 del
go to 4chan

find a board

find a general on your topic

look or ask for a discord


i used to hate discord, now a few servers on narrow interersts are super comfy

NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 13:32:01 [Preview] No.343211 del
im tired, waht am i missing here ?

NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 13:48:34 [Preview] No.343213 del
chink professor intentionally submits bugs/security flaw commits to the kernel under the guise of research, succeeds, entire university gets banned as a result.

NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 14:00:50 [Preview] No.343214 del

thank fuck i only update my kernal every major release

rolling fags BTFO

NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 14:02:42 [Preview] No.343215 del
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NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 14:14:49 [Preview] No.343216 del
Nice view, hope you aren't on your bike though, those shoes look horribly uncomfortable to ride in.
Calm down mate, no need to get like that.
>Wild Turkey
Nice mate.
Going to join in on this trend.
One of us learns how to count cards and wins big at the casino.
Think I'll miss on reading this, it's not going to be pleasant.
Went to the gym, met up with my kinda normie mate afterwards, he bought two longnecks of stout for $4 from BWS with that orange woolies card, I gave him two bucks for one of them, cheapest beer I've ever bought from a bottle shop in this country, might get one of those cards, might get some good deals.

NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 14:24:34 [Preview] No.343217 del
>those shoes look horribly uncomfortable to ride in.

NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 14:24:49 [Preview] No.343218 del
nite neets

NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 14:25:01 [Preview] No.343219 del
Yeah the BWS membership deals look pretty legit sometimes. Can get a 6 pack of oaties for $12 I think.
Is that your right foot resting on your left arm? Lol

NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 14:25:26 [Preview] No.343220 del
Me too

NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 14:29:15 [Preview] No.343221 del
I guess I was wrong.
>Is that your right foot resting on your left arm?
Nah those are both of my feet, I wish my arm was that thick.

NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 15:49:07 [Preview] No.343222 del
2am wide awake thinking about arguments with the guys in sales. Sleeping pills aren’t working.

NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 16:10:56 [Preview] No.343223 del
Heard this pretty decent hardcore/screamo version of "I was only 19" on my drive to the 24/7 bottleshop.
Got some darts. Faaarkin baseeeed

NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 16:51:53 [Preview] No.343224 del
>Heard this pretty decent hardcore/screamo version of "I was only 19" on my drive to the 24/7 bottleshop
Going to Windsor again mate? What piss did you get? How much did it cost? I know they like to charge obscene prices after midnight. Share the link to that song if you have it ay.
>Got some darts.
What brand?

NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 17:47:10 [Preview] No.343225 del
Couldn't find the link for the life of me. Pack of goats for ~23 bucks.
Pack of JPS Superkings menthol. Totalled around 65 bucks.

Watching best man speeches on youtube, realising I have no notable or quirky things of note in my relationship with my brother. No nicknames, no particularly funny memories, nothing. I dread the day I have to put on a speech infront of a bunch of people I don't know for a funeral or wedding etc.

NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 18:19:48 [Preview] No.343226 del
I'll caution YOUR Head

NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 18:52:36 [Preview] No.343227 del
4:30, no point in pretending to sleep anymore, time to start the day. Good morning neeties.

NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 19:55:22 [Preview] No.343228 del
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Morning NEETums.

its dangerous to go alone! Take this!!

https://youtube.com/watch?v=CWJmBBxJlig [Embed]

NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 21:25:12 [Preview] No.343229 del

NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 21:38:33 [Preview] No.343230 del
Noice tootsies Sprego
>two longnecks of stout for $4
That's very cheap, I don't get how they can do it.

NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 21:41:13 [Preview] No.343231 del
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Morning, running late.
Was very difficult getting out of bed this morning while listening to the rain.

NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 21:43:42 [Preview] No.343232 del
>One of us learns how to count cards and wins big at the casino.
I have about half a dozen books on card counting on my bookshelf. It's not hard.
Unfortunately the casino here switched to shuffling machines on all their tables. I suspect that would be the case in most other states too.

NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 21:45:49 [Preview] No.343233 del
Thank (You)!

> living their best lives
I have that Nick bloke for that type of content.

Universities have clubs dedicated to these things.


Many meetings will be cancelled.

Burn out is real. Companies who are competitive fields need unique ways to keep their employees. Happy employees may be more productive.

I am honestly surprised this hasn't been banned despite it being a legit topic of discussion.

>One of us learns how to count cards and wins big at the casino.
Is that possible these days.

You need to disconnect from work.

Which one?

Those days are always comfy.

Good morning and mordninge NEETs.

NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 21:48:30 [Preview] No.343234 del
> always comfy.
I'm 18 mins behind schedule.

NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 21:55:13 [Preview] No.343235 del
>I'm 18 mins behind schedule.
Take the express way.

NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 21:58:29 [Preview] No.343236 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Vms_6_TSQuc [Embed]

NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 21:59:43 [Preview] No.343237 del
He sounds a little constipated

NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 22:00:47 [Preview] No.343238 del
This thing on Reddit is pretty funny about people denying COVID exists and they have it then dying soon after:

NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 22:04:31 [Preview] No.343239 del
>proned, (therapy that involves lying the patient on their stomach in order to oxygenate the lung more effectively. Reserved for VERY sick covid patients)
I had to do this several times as a child with asthma. It's not that big a deal.

NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 22:09:03 [Preview] No.343240 del
I like these stories of plane stupidity.
>We insisted in doing PCR and a chest CAT-scan looking for COVID but he and his wife refused saying that COVID wasn't real and it was just a bacterial infection
>They both cursed at us and said they were going to a better hospital to get antibiotics. Fastfoward 24 hours later on Saturday, I get a call from the hospital next county over telling us that they intubated one of our patients because he went into respiratory failure when he arrived
>... she turns around and waves the certificate yelling "See! I told you it wasn't COVID! It says here: "Death due to pulmonary pneumonia due to SARS-CoV-2! I knew it was a bacteria!". I told her: "SARS-CoV-2 is COVID-19, ma'am".

NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 22:13:48 [Preview] No.343241 del
I skimmed the thread.
These redditor medical types give off this vibe I don't much like.

NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 22:17:20 [Preview] No.343242 del
>These redditor medical types give off this vibe I don't much like.
I think it was the combination of COVID, the health care system over there and status doctors believe they hold.

NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 22:19:26 [Preview] No.343243 del
nurses too seem to think they're gifted saints

NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 22:19:27 [Preview] No.343244 del
There was one thread a while back about nurses that sounded a lot worse.

NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 22:19:51 [Preview] No.343245 del
kek same thought pattern

NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 22:24:25 [Preview] No.343246 del
Ok, so today I'm gonna diet. No junk food. This time I mean it, really!

NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 22:28:57 [Preview] No.343247 del
Good luck neet

NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 22:30:15 [Preview] No.343248 del
Hope it goes well.
I am having leftover pizza for breakaiy

NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 22:35:14 [Preview] No.343249 del
Goddam now I want some pizza. What kind?

NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 22:40:10 [Preview] No.343250 del
Fat Jessie and meat lovers.

NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 22:41:30 [Preview] No.343251 del
>A hospital employee in Italy has been accused of skipping work on full pay for 15 years, local media report
Some of you neets aren't even trying.

NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 22:42:00 [Preview] No.343252 del

NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 22:43:49 [Preview] No.343253 del
having a sugar free pepsi to cancel out the pizza

NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 22:44:05 [Preview] No.343254 del
I do it just for you.

NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 22:44:40 [Preview] No.343255 del
Based dagos.

NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 23:13:33 [Preview] No.343258 del
>Weber lines up 24 times

NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 23:15:30 [Preview] No.343259 del
This will have a hilarious sequel when she is eventually arrested and jailed for failing to pay the fine.

NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 23:17:32 [Preview] No.343260 del
>The police have also accused him of threatening his manager to stop her from filing a disciplinary report against him.
>That manager later retired, police added, and his ongoing absence was never noticed by her successor or human resources.
The corruption. Craziness.

NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 23:18:27 [Preview] No.343261 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=poiVqZJPVBo [Embed]

NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 23:19:32 [Preview] No.343262 del
I wonder how much they would expected in income from the government though.

NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 23:20:46 [Preview] No.343263 del
>Sovereign citizens are understood to be part of an informal movement who believe laws only apply to them if they agree to them.
Nutters. It is why they need gaol for some of them.

NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 23:26:36 [Preview] No.343264 del
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NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 23:29:15 [Preview] No.343265 del
yeah, it's 10 year old kid logic, up there with "I didn't ask to be born".

NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 23:33:51 [Preview] No.343266 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=UYF08jJi9Hg [Embed]

NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 23:40:46 [Preview] No.343267 del
She's a strange one
https://youtube.com/watch?v=D4tZRZSGxcE [Embed]

NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 00:29:54 [Preview] No.343269 del
Who hasn't wanted to pay $495.000 for an apartment that's 20% staircase?

NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 00:33:31 [Preview] No.343270 del
Don't have to list the dwelling number? The advertisement makes out like you are buying a house with a block of land...

In NSW, it would be x/26 Cirque Drive with x being the number.

>apartment that's 20% staircase?
At 81 square metres too. Fuck she's tiny.

NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 00:36:29 [Preview] No.343271 del
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To be fair you do get a nice view of everyones water heater

NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 00:39:04 [Preview] No.343272 del
you could have some fun with a silenced .22 getting those to launch themselves like rockets

NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 00:43:01 [Preview] No.343273 del

it's funny this progressive lefty is suffering as a result of a divorce and the very lefty shit he peddled

NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 00:46:33 [Preview] No.343275 del
I don't get what they did up there. We need solar panel to warm the water but it might not be enough so they stuck a gas heater on the water tank connected to the solar panel. Then to increase efficiency they'll stick an air con up there so direct sun on it makes it even less efficient to cool the house?

Those boxes much consume a lot of resources.

NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 00:48:08 [Preview] No.343276 del
Always about the money.

NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 01:07:26 [Preview] No.343277 del
that's what possum said before he shot me once

NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 01:20:04 [Preview] No.343278 del
*shot a load in me once

NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 01:21:59 [Preview] No.343279 del
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NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 01:54:47 [Preview] No.343280 del
$80m powerballs tonight

NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 02:02:18 [Preview] No.343281 del
Ok, made it until lunch time without eating any junk food. Time for lunch.

NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 02:13:32 [Preview] No.343282 del
Big boong money could be won.

What's for lunch?

NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 02:17:13 [Preview] No.343283 del
2 sausages on bread, with fried onions and cheese, tomato sauce.

NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 02:17:49 [Preview] No.343284 del
What are you having?

NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 02:18:43 [Preview] No.343285 del
could be better, but could be worse
go easy on the condiments

NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 02:21:24 [Preview] No.343286 del
I'll get onto sandwiches eventually, for now it's just about avoiding coke and chips and chocolate.

NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 02:23:23 [Preview] No.343287 del
I understand.

NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 02:31:45 [Preview] No.343288 del
A Mr Weber has left my mobile number at a company who could earn him a secondary source of income. When I made it clear I had no clue who that was, she disconnected the call.
Whoever this cunt is should stop leaving my number, as a car was also once parked in Tasmania a state that I have never visited with some angry woman calling me about moving it?

NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 02:58:54 [Preview] No.343289 del
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NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 03:00:50 [Preview] No.343290 del
I trust that Weber. I don't trust this Mr Weber fellow who has been in Tasmania and has been handing out my number over the years (I am assuming). I wonder if he misses all these calls and wonders what is wrong.

NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 03:24:50 [Preview] No.343291 del
Slept till midday, chucked a sickie

NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 03:26:03 [Preview] No.343292 del
>chucked a sickie
Another night on the standards?

NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 03:31:02 [Preview] No.343293 del
smarten up, neet

NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 03:43:40 [Preview] No.343294 del
Good morning neet

NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 03:55:31 [Preview] No.343296 del
Wank from home tomorrow and try to reset over the weekend. On-call next week.
Getting fish and chips for breakfast

NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 03:56:35 [Preview] No.343297 del
>On-call next week
if you still have a job

NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 03:56:42 [Preview] No.343298 del
Do you think they pushed Dan down those stairs because of this billion dollar belt and road thing?

NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 03:58:58 [Preview] No.343299 del
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I wonder why this is a table in the article, I don't get what they are comparing as suitable and not suitable. I feel that it should be two lists but already made a table before it and said "fuck it"

NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 03:59:55 [Preview] No.343300 del
yes, it makes no sense
particular the row that lists cultural attire on the left

NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 04:02:32 [Preview] No.343301 del
The aim is to make them look like they're professional about being unemployable deadwood.

NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 04:07:18 [Preview] No.343302 del
I had the ASD talk last week. The pay seems significantly lower over time and you most likely have to move to Canberra. The only benefit was 4% extra superannuation. My point was I don't get working in the public sector.

There were a lot of opportunities for training but you earned less over time. If you self-funded training and got it back on tax, you would be better off over time I feel. The worked looked interesting though in what they were speculating but you needed to have a strong passion for it.

NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 04:09:46 [Preview] No.343303 del
I also had no positive work related references in my life. I needed a letter from uni or 'work' with supervisor as a reference to apply.

NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 04:11:32 [Preview] No.343304 del
What some people do is take those jobs early on and do as much training as possible and then jump ship to the private sector.

There would be a lot of uni graduates in that boat. Only half of highschool and uni age kids would bother with part time work.

NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 04:20:39 [Preview] No.343305 del
The vetting process concerned me. It seem to be pretty basic on the checklist and I don't have any skeletons in the closet, but there are gaps in my life that I don't feel comfortable talking in relation to my past.

It looked like a lot of work. What I got out of it was a need to start plan what I am going to do after university to bulk out my CV. Get an internship or work towards getting one.

NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 04:30:48 [Preview] No.343306 del
You'll need to be open and honest with anything you're asked for the higher security clearances (NV2, PV1/2). Often it's not because they care about a person's proclivities, but whether that person can be leveraged by another country/organisation. Like they wouldn't care about an openly gay or trans person, but they would care about such a person who was still hiding in the closet because that can potentially be used to control them.

NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 04:37:03 [Preview] No.343307 del
>but whether that person can be leveraged by another country/organisation
Good point. They said everything was possible at the entry level (graduate/internship) without needing PV (I think), but you would need it if accepted for a position later on.

It seemed to open a can of worms that I don't like having dug around in. Might consider revisiting the psychologist, as I don't think having anything that can be leverage against is a good idea.

NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 04:41:35 [Preview] No.343308 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=-i-E5GnaGCE [Embed]

NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 04:43:41 [Preview] No.343309 del
Pitchfork Peasants with murder in their eyes.

NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 05:05:22 [Preview] No.343310 del
> can be leveraged by another country/organisation
I'd be perfect for these roles, I can't be blackmailed because I don't care, and don't really understand what other humans think of me.

NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 05:10:25 [Preview] No.343311 del
But with some of higher vetting you need to go through everything in your life. They will try to find an inconsistency in what you have stated. You cannot lie and need to be 100% upfront about every detail of every question that is asked about you.

If they find an odd social media account or an image of you online or in an archive that corresponded to a particular event that you didn't state, you can fail the vetting. They won't tell you from what I have heard what it was that failed you.

They stated there a variety of IT plus STEM and non-IT through business related positions that are opening up, if you're interested.

NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 05:21:35 [Preview] No.343312 del
>They won't tell you from what I have heard what it was that failed you.
That's to help stop the system being gamed.

NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 05:23:44 [Preview] No.343313 del
>tfw Don't want any Gov agency knowing I've been wanking to Boong porn

NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 05:25:14 [Preview] No.343316 del
you're already on that list

NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 05:30:57 [Preview] No.343324 del
>That's to help stop the system being gamed.
Exactly. There is also requirement that someone who knows you but isn't related to you can speak to them. That is another NEET challenge.

NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 05:32:27 [Preview] No.343325 del
Those NDIS things on their back like an official judicial body made me laugh.

Fuck $10 million that's the commune.

NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 05:37:51 [Preview] No.343326 del
that's just so the storm troopers know who not to shoot or brutalise

NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 05:39:23 [Preview] No.343327 del
so lazy i've paid dan $15 extra to bring my goon to me in the next two hours

NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 05:40:07 [Preview] No.343328 del
They're there to look. Probably not even touch. It just makes me laugh.

NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 05:41:05 [Preview] No.343329 del
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NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 05:42:00 [Preview] No.343331 del
They're probably there to help sort NDIS related paperwork from whatever other random paperwork might be present.

NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 05:42:17 [Preview] No.343333 del
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Wizzy back from walkabout

NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 05:43:15 [Preview] No.343334 del
Tax payer paid for those two jackets to be made before the raid could commence. Could have just put an ice cream bucket on their heads with NDIS written on it in texta and achieved the same thing.

NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 05:43:27 [Preview] No.343335 del
Better make sure you thank them.

NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 05:43:41 [Preview] No.343336 del
Thanks Wizzy.

NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 05:44:09 [Preview] No.343337 del
>Could have just put an ice cream bucket on their heads with NDIS written on it in texta and achieved the same thing.
That would have been more effective for getting the medias attention.

NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 06:29:24 [Preview] No.343338 del
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Reading old 8chan threads.
Found one where I'm discussing my worry about potentially losing my job due to being a boong and how I was behind on everything and treading water and shit.
2 years ago. Nothings changed.
Time for a beer.

NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 06:36:17 [Preview] No.343339 del
Penfolds Bin 28 helps define the proven synergy between rich South Australian Shiraz and well-integrated American oak derived from 12 months barrel maturation. It is Penfolds oldest Bin wine. As with all Bin 28 wines, this wine will benefit from careful cellaring.

NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 06:36:40 [Preview] No.343340 del

Girls just want to have fun.

NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 06:37:57 [Preview] No.343341 del
Initially, plummy fruits meshed with sweet spices (predominantly cinnamon), almond. And then a pause to imbibe the aromatic atmospherics of a patisserie:
Crème anglaise, cannoli with vanilla custard ... and classic bourbon vanilla at that!
A croquembouche’s (profiterole) hazelnut brittle.
Grated chocolate – both white and dark.
Fresh, awakening.

NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 06:39:21 [Preview] No.343342 del
Raspberry/chocolate flavours with a sprinkling of spice and cola.
Symptoms: Fleshy, and an almost glycerolic texture; bulbous/expansive palate profile.
Diagnosis: Tannins – integrated/embedded – supportive, not standing apart.
Oak – no obtrusive flavours to speak of ... yet all the benefits of a calm maturation is seasoned hogsheads.

NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 06:53:39 [Preview] No.343344 del
>Time for a beer.
Boong lyfe.

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NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 06:55:04 [Preview] No.343346 del
I think the pond scum that broke in my house two weeks ago came back last night. The Ring Floodlight camera scared them off but didn't detect enough motion to start recording.

NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 06:56:11 [Preview] No.343347 del
Do you have a front gate you can lock or anything like that?
Applied for a firearms license yet?

NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 06:57:03 [Preview] No.343348 del
feeling extremely ripped off ever since I found out my dog is 75% water

NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 07:00:29 [Preview] No.343349 del
>Do you have a front gate you can lock or anything like that?
It was locked now. All doors were locked and inside all doors have latches on them (i.e. if they kick them open it's going to be very loud). Neighbours said the police just drove past them without asking them what they were doing (man and woman in the street).

>Applied for a firearms license yet?
No I have this in my bedroom if needed. It can blind people on full brightness among other purposes:

NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 07:00:47 [Preview] No.343350 del
>my dog is 75% water
That why you have to wank the dog.

NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 07:03:06 [Preview] No.343351 del
The also been a string of robberies a street away so there was cause to ask them questions.

NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 07:05:38 [Preview] No.343352 del
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Must be VB time.

NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 07:08:53 [Preview] No.343353 del
43 degrees, ouch.
Where are you?

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NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 07:12:38 [Preview] No.343357 del
it is the noot with the infuriating keyboard

NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 07:14:46 [Preview] No.343358 del
No, thats the cpu temp it was overheating before I put in new fans, I have just been keeping an eye on it.
No just a regular Boong

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NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 07:23:24 [Preview] No.343360 del
Evening NEET.

NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 07:23:58 [Preview] No.343361 del
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NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 07:24:01 [Preview] No.343362 del
Brehs. The chicken Parma pizza is back in flavourtown !

NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 07:25:53 [Preview] No.343363 del
Straight to the Hips

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NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 07:28:06 [Preview] No.343366 del
>Couldn't find the link for the life of me.
That's okay, I'll try fihnd it myself later.
>Pack of goats for ~23 bucks
Not bad considering BWS has them for $21, I remember going there and them having extortionate prices such as $26 for a six pack of Calrtons.
>realising I have no notable or quirky things of note in my relationship with my brother. No nicknames, no particularly funny memories, nothing
A lot of times with family memories you just have to find those little mundane, seemingly insignificant things and take value out of that. Very few people actually some kind of ridiculously significant "big memory" happen to them, at least outside of the movies that is. I have heaps of really dumb insignifcant memories that I treasure nonetheless. My mum buying me cinnamon donuts from the Viet bakery when I was little, playing with model trains with my cousin, kicking the footy in the park with my dad on the rare occasion he wasn't skitzing or away, watching cartoons with my sister. It's hard to do this at first but once you do it helps you appreciate life much more., at least that's what it did for me.
>That's very cheap, I don't get how they can do it.
It seemed to be a once off deal on a loyalty card sort of situation, but yeah it's still very cheap.
Back to the drawing board I guess..
I forgot this OC existed, it's very good.
The wogs have the NEET lifestyle figured out to the next level.
Thanks Wizzy, I always have had faith in you.
Thinking about the time NK referred to VB as "Violent Bumcuddle".
How much does one of those pizzas set you back?

16 degrees today in Shitbourne, went into uni today, everyone there is just a boring normie, all of you NEETs seem 10 times more interesting than anyone in my classes. Was listening to this earlier, it's like a post-Soviet version of HOME, I liked it a lot.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=FL270ZHY9K4 [Embed]

NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 07:29:36 [Preview] No.343367 del
Good evening, Mr. Sperg.

NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 07:30:09 [Preview] No.343368 del

My old boss has done well for himself.

NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 07:31:22 [Preview] No.343370 del
Good evening, how has your day been.

NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 07:31:57 [Preview] No.343371 del
🚨flavour alert🚨

NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 07:33:18 [Preview] No.343373 del
Not too bad, thank you.
Worked from home.
Had some leftover pidser for breakkiaye.
Just had two grilled chicken and bacon burgers from HJs for dindins.
Consuming a 3 year old shiraz.

NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 07:35:04 [Preview] No.343374 del
Large zinger box with the wings changed to popcorn chicken and a six pack of wicked wings, plus two sauces

NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 07:36:48 [Preview] No.343375 del
Good to hear, that sounds pretty comfy, I had some hard-boiled eggs and cottage cheese for breakfast, I'm going to have some honey soy kebabs and rice for dinner, not sure if I'm going to drink tonight, was paying the goon tax this morning a little. What sort of shiraz is it?

NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 07:39:24 [Preview] No.343376 del
It's a 2018 Penfolds Bin 28 Kalimna. Bit pricey at $40, but I have to see the doctor tomorrow and she's going to shame me about being a fat alcho.

NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 07:42:16 [Preview] No.343377 del
>My mum buying me cinnamon donuts from the Viet bakery when I was little, playing with model trains with my cousin, kicking the footy in the park with my dad on the rare occasion he wasn't skitzing or away, watching cartoons with my sister.
A lovely memory.

>I forgot this OC existed, it's very good.
I protect my Dan's.

The website is not loading for me...

This link is though.

Awesome project. I wonder how much the battery cost him.

Feed = Power.

>she's going to shame me about being a fat alcho.
Will there be much discussion about:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=SrFUKz8x0C8 [Embed]

Did they say why she couldn't be fucked appearing last time?

NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 07:47:06 [Preview] No.343378 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=LtQMqAdtiDw [Embed]

NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 07:49:19 [Preview] No.343379 del
It’s like hooking up with old hot ex-GF again


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NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 07:53:28 [Preview] No.343385 del
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Need a fight bimbo gf

NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 07:55:13 [Preview] No.343386 del
Acquire one!

NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 07:56:04 [Preview] No.343387 del
How's it going?

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NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 07:59:27 [Preview] No.343389 del
Might go and see Mortal Kombat at the moofies tomorrow
Haven't been to the cinema in fucking ages.

NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 08:01:02 [Preview] No.343390 del
Did they make a new one?

NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 08:03:17 [Preview] No.343391 del
Cinemas can be so disappointing.

NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 08:05:42 [Preview] No.343392 del
They were silly about it.
You put it into the trust then just increase your wage.

NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 08:05:52 [Preview] No.343393 del
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oooooff this was a strong FLAVOURTOWN hit

kino !

NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 08:06:20 [Preview] No.343394 del
Good cunt.

NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 08:06:28 [Preview] No.343395 del
Enjoy the movie neet.

NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 08:07:06 [Preview] No.343396 del
wait for dune or top gun

this moofie has a high probabilty of suckage

NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 08:07:27 [Preview] No.343397 del
Swim out there and talk to them.

NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 08:08:40 [Preview] No.343398 del
It's really not suitable.

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NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 08:09:50 [Preview] No.343400 del
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Just be careful on its way out.

NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 08:10:26 [Preview] No.343401 del
>a once off deal
Should;ve got a slab.
Evening Spreg

NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 08:10:38 [Preview] No.343402 del
I guess so. I've never seen it before.

I know it will suck, but at least it will have half decent production value and I don't have anything else to do in meatspace.

NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 08:11:19 [Preview] No.343403 del
Yeah, I said I was getting a zinger box.

NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 08:17:53 [Preview] No.343404 del

ready to have anzac day monday cancelled and locked down new south welshman ??????

they always do this on public holidays to fuck with you

it will never end

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NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 08:22:11 [Preview] No.343406 del
Oooooh fancy.
>I have to see the doctor tomorrow and she's going to shame me about being a fat alcho
On occasions like that one has to treat oneself.
>A lovely memory
They are indeed.
Looks nice, have you ever had one of these with some camenbert?
Last time I went to the cinema it was to see the Joker movie. I might go to see the Sopranos prequel/spin off movie when it comes out in September, if they release it in cinemas that is.

NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 08:23:55 [Preview] No.343407 del
Call 'em up and complain.

NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 08:25:25 [Preview] No.343409 del
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>>I have to see the doctor tomorrow and she's going to shame me about being a fat alcho




NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 08:32:26 [Preview] No.343410 del

NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 08:34:13 [Preview] No.343412 del
It's not me who's going to the doctor, I don't know what you're on about, if your're trying to be insulting or what.

NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 08:35:16 [Preview] No.343413 del
>Now, I don’t know if it was a full moon, or PMS, or some other such rubbish, but last Thursday night when a bloke who looked to be in his mid-50s slid into my DMs with an ESSAY telling me all the ways I am wrong and to just hurry up and choose a bloke, any bloke, because at 36 years old it’s slim pickings and I’ve definitely left it too late for kids, I found myself getting really angry.

>I fired off a doozy of a response that probably gave the bloke an early-induced heart attack and then blocked him from all forms of social media.

my sides

NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 08:36:53 [Preview] No.343414 del
Why does every fucking one of these articles have the woman taking a mirror selfie sitting on her bedroom floor

NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 08:36:59 [Preview] No.343415 del


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 08:37:09 [Preview] No.343416 del
Nice slurp

NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 08:39:30 [Preview] No.343417 del
Let me gape your nose holes.

NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 08:40:41 [Preview] No.343418 del
Calm down, geez.
Usually if you get a (You) it means that message is for you but if that's what not what you meant then I guess that's way it is.

NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 08:42:21 [Preview] No.343419 del
she has mad skills locating all of his social media accounts from one email address

NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 08:43:53 [Preview] No.343421 del
actually, not even, if he used DMs on one platform

NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 08:44:40 [Preview] No.343422 del

NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 08:46:01 [Preview] No.343423 del
Are you being facetious

NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 08:46:15 [Preview] No.343424 del
You need clean living Mister.

NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 08:47:08 [Preview] No.343425 del
Turn that frown upside down.

NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 08:50:31 [Preview] No.343427 del

NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 08:50:50 [Preview] No.343428 del
Another night on the standards: CONFIRMED!

NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 08:51:40 [Preview] No.343429 del

https://youtube.com/watch?v=zfJjicQkYsU [Embed]

NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 08:52:09 [Preview] No.343430 del
We need to have live video chats on a discord or something where we all get on the standards

NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 08:53:18 [Preview] No.343431 del
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NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 08:55:30 [Preview] No.343432 del
I'm too classy for anything like that.

NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 08:57:41 [Preview] No.343433 del
Interesting to say the least. I wish he had the taste test in the video.

NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 08:59:02 [Preview] No.343434 del
I am in bed and have out on moisturiser on my face at my skin is dry from the cold wind. I would not be ready for drinking.

NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 08:59:04 [Preview] No.343435 del
Thats a bad cough m8

NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 09:00:14 [Preview] No.343436 del
I'll be right aye, its not very intrusive and means I get to work from home.

NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 09:02:05 [Preview] No.343437 del
>Imagine in summer all the Execs naked, sitting on towels to soak up the excess sweat.

NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 09:05:11 [Preview] No.343438 del
That would be fantastic

NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 09:07:41 [Preview] No.343439 del
>Weber holding a can of monster under each breast

NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 09:18:43 [Preview] No.343440 del
Trips faget

NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 09:20:24 [Preview] No.343441 del
This video shows how we transport the executives around

NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 09:23:04 [Preview] No.343442 del
I don't want this happening

NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 09:35:16 [Preview] No.343443 del
kek, who needs a bridge

NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 09:49:34 [Preview] No.343444 del
Going to be another cold one tonight will have to remember to get the other winter weight dooner out and on the bed.

NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 09:50:46 [Preview] No.343445 del
ProudNeet. Where are you?

NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 09:51:09 [Preview] No.343446 del
It certainty feels that way.

NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 09:52:40 [Preview] No.343447 del
Probably at Dan's since he hasn't replied to any of your last three messages.

NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 09:58:19 [Preview] No.343448 del

Is this just a blatant lie? Pretty sure we were the top board in Jan 2020.

NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 09:59:43 [Preview] No.343449 del
Try actually responding to the right person then.

NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 10:02:17 [Preview] No.343450 del

NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 10:02:56 [Preview] No.343451 del
>ctrl + f
>2 hits
>both for "dangerous"

I don't think she did her homework at all.

NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 10:23:20 [Preview] No.343452 del
might go to bed
night all

NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 10:25:15 [Preview] No.343453 del
goodnight neet

NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 10:27:09 [Preview] No.343454 del
Shitey wanted his arse untainted.

NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 10:28:31 [Preview] No.343455 del
Good night NEET. Sleep tight.

NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 10:30:14 [Preview] No.343456 del

NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 10:31:06 [Preview] No.343457 del
Watched an episode of Bush Tucker Man, he was looking at Wandjinas.
Now watching Crouching Tiger, hidden Dragon.

NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 10:32:45 [Preview] No.343458 del
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Now that that other neet has gone to bed, it's time to get that bbq going.

NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 10:33:17 [Preview] No.343459 del
Wouldn't the smell wake him up?

NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 10:37:19 [Preview] No.343460 del
I am watching that Mandarine show.

NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 10:40:29 [Preview] No.343461 del

NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 10:41:56 [Preview] No.343462 del
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NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 10:42:22 [Preview] No.343463 del
Absolutely stuffed myself with tuna patties. I suspect there's something wrong with my digestive system, it signals my brain to stop eating far too slowly, and that's partly why I'm fat.

NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 10:43:09 [Preview] No.343464 del
It did. Gimme.

NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 10:43:34 [Preview] No.343465 del
You have a need 2 feed. You should do portion control.

NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 10:43:39 [Preview] No.343466 del
Oooh, good feed.

NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 10:44:36 [Preview] No.343467 del
I won't have many snags. You can help us finish them.

NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 10:45:20 [Preview] No.343468 del

NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 10:46:00 [Preview] No.343469 del
Based kitty.

NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 10:46:57 [Preview] No.343470 del
national cabinet has also agreed on travel restrictions for people arriving from India.
At long fucking last. Let's enshrine them into the constitution.

NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 10:46:58 [Preview] No.343471 del
I'm the same but with alcohol.
I had a bag of peanut mnm's for dindins. Will have some hawaiian tear and share rolls later.
I haven't had a proper cooked meal in a couple weeks I think. Closest was making chicken breast and white rice for lunch at work.

NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 10:47:17 [Preview] No.343472 del
Puss wants some kit-e-cat

NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 10:48:11 [Preview] No.343473 del
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NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 10:49:26 [Preview] No.343474 del
Designated Sydney streets now.

NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 10:50:38 [Preview] No.343475 del
I miss the shitemeister
Why did he leave? Was it the boongery? I hope it wasn't in part my behaviour that pushed him away.

NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 10:50:42 [Preview] No.343476 del

NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 10:51:03 [Preview] No.343477 del
I miss the executive neets

NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 10:54:19 [Preview] No.343478 del
If you listen clearly you can still hear arses clap.

NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 10:54:24 [Preview] No.343479 del
We all died of heart attacks.

NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 10:54:25 [Preview] No.343480 del
It was you hitting him up for drugs

NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 10:55:22 [Preview] No.343481 del
Perhaps he moved onto the next chapter in his life. I believe he still visits on occasions.

NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 10:58:52 [Preview] No.343482 del
Face facts, he was too much of a normie for the likes of us.

NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 10:59:24 [Preview] No.343483 del
A number of them will be awoken from their summer hibernation at tonights Council meeting, When they awake they will be ravenous so it will not be a a safe place to be, a number of skelle neets have been selected to be fed to them approx 20 skelles to each Exec, it is simply be an appetizer for them.

NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 11:01:58 [Preview] No.343484 del
BBQ entree

NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 11:02:32 [Preview] No.343485 del
He had a lot going on his life. I would struggle managing it all.

NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 11:04:53 [Preview] No.343486 del
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NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 11:05:21 [Preview] No.343487 del
you've posted this gook larping as rubbish before.

NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 11:06:08 [Preview] No.343488 del
I hope he is well.

NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 11:06:18 [Preview] No.343489 del
Dan's new delivery service?

NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 11:07:36 [Preview] No.343490 del
It's a timeless classic

NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 11:12:05 [Preview] No.343491 del
pork ribs

NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 11:16:14 [Preview] No.343492 del
30kg worth?

NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 11:17:46 [Preview] No.343493 del
Good night NEETs. Sleep tight.

NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 11:18:06 [Preview] No.343494 del
Deadbolt locked
Lights off
Beers to the dome
Another night on the standards

NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 11:27:12 [Preview] No.343495 del
Night m8

NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 11:27:37 [Preview] No.343496 del
night neet

NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 11:38:43 [Preview] No.343497 del
if only neet

NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 11:52:19 [Preview] No.343498 del
Neighbour is outside talking to a girl that isn't his girlfriend
Sounds fucking annoying

NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 11:56:51 [Preview] No.343499 del

NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 11:58:31 [Preview] No.343500 del
Shouldn't hve watched crouching tiger, hidden dragon. Feeling sad now.

NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 12:12:23 [Preview] No.343501 del
Best to forget about it.

NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 12:21:52 [Preview] No.343502 del
She jumps off the bridge after fucking her own and everyone around her's lives up.

NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 12:25:19 [Preview] No.343503 del
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nogf feels hitting tonight...

NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 12:27:15 [Preview] No.343504 del
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Somewhere out there, there's a potential gf woeing about >tfw no boong bf

NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 12:29:02 [Preview] No.343505 del
Went out for a smoke
Neighbour and girl came out
She’s recently moved into the complex, older kiwi woman
I shook her hand and then he asked me what I’d been up to, too him I’d been sick as a dog and she was so offended that I’d shaken her hand. It was just an automatic thing. She was asking for hand sanitizer and shit.
Man this virus has made people so scared

NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 12:31:59 [Preview] No.343506 del
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Fucking good one mate, best laugh I've had this week. No woman would ever want me.

NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 12:33:31 [Preview] No.343507 del
> hand sanitizer and shit
Should've said that was your wanking hand and you don't cross contaminate.

NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 12:34:32 [Preview] No.343508 del
That's a good likeness of me, but I'm more corpulent.

NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 12:34:44 [Preview] No.343509 del
It's all about confidence brah.

NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 12:35:50 [Preview] No.343510 del
You could have just told her that by sick you were referring to your alcoholism.

NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 12:36:26 [Preview] No.343511 del
Good night friends.

NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 12:38:27 [Preview] No.343512 del
Nighty night neet.

NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 12:38:37 [Preview] No.343513 del
I like that gondola

NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 12:44:23 [Preview] No.343514 del
Goodnight mate.
Fucking hell I'm really working myself up with this nogf bullshit again, was going to watch a couple of lectures but I don't think I can do it now, I said I wasn't going to drink tonight, but I might end up doing it in order to ward off some of this shit in my head.

NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 13:02:42 [Preview] No.343515 del
bitches love a good lecture

NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 13:06:33 [Preview] No.343516 del
Listening to a story about a hacker who gets banned from using computers for years so he learns to go out and socialise with others. This is painful to hear.

NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 13:43:29 [Preview] No.343517 del
>tfw drunk and covered in curry

NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 13:44:01 [Preview] No.343518 del
>tfw having issues with the standos

NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 14:33:01 [Preview] No.343519 del
I have no such issue, I just pour them down my gullet.

NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 20:20:46 [Preview] No.343520 del
Morning neeties. Avoided any junk food yesterday, but I still overate. Have to do better today.

NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 20:49:23 [Preview] No.343521 del
Its only junk if you dont crave it

NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 21:27:17 [Preview] No.343522 del
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NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 21:36:53 [Preview] No.343523 del

NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 21:46:03 [Preview] No.343524 del

NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 21:49:17 [Preview] No.343525 del
Last night at about 10:45 I got a text message from a number that isn't saved in my phone. It just contained this youtube link: https://youtube.com/watch?v=YRM4gz4IfoE [Embed]

NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 21:56:51 [Preview] No.343526 del

NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 21:58:13 [Preview] No.343527 del

NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 22:04:52 [Preview] No.343528 del
Worked out who it was by saving them as a contact and then getting instagram and snapchat to search my contacts.
It was somebody I worked with in the early 2000s.

NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 22:05:15 [Preview] No.343529 del

NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 22:07:58 [Preview] No.343530 del
Thank (You)

Sounds like a pump and dump scheme.

You'll be fine.


Good luck.

You need clean living.

These images make me laugh.

What was his name.

Good luck today.


Good morning and morkding NEETs.

NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 22:10:41 [Preview] No.343532 del
>Having instagram and snapchat accounts
Get out normie.

NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 22:11:04 [Preview] No.343533 del

NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 22:11:05 [Preview] No.343534 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=krENKhmS-4M [Embed]

NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 22:11:44 [Preview] No.343535 del
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I've let my kitchen sink drain get blocked up again because I'm a mong. Have to go to woolies to grab some drain cleaner. You neets need anything?

NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 22:12:42 [Preview] No.343536 del
I have no friends or content.

NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 22:13:38 [Preview] No.343537 del
Use bicarb and vinegar.
Can you get me 30kg of three day weekend by the time I'm home please?

NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 22:14:35 [Preview] No.343538 del
>What was his name.
Sammy Kamkar. The podcast is here: https://darknetdiaries.com/episode/61/

NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 22:16:48 [Preview] No.343540 del
30kg Cabbage please

NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 22:21:01 [Preview] No.343541 del
They're dead Seamen

NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 22:21:42 [Preview] No.343542 del
>“Welp, got banned for a day by twitch,” Imjasmine wrote on Thursday. “See you all soon.”
People have had porn on for a second by accident after opening a link and have been permanently banned. The simps at Twitch ensure women getting lower bans so they don't get rowdy. It explains why they have banned the use of "simp".

NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 22:22:30 [Preview] No.343543 del
No but thank you for asking.

NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 22:23:08 [Preview] No.343544 del
>I have no friends or content.

NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 22:23:29 [Preview] No.343545 del
We couldn't even find an airplane in the indian ocean. I don't hold much hope for an actual submarine, designed to be stealthy.

NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 22:23:56 [Preview] No.343546 del
I was under the impression Twitch was a video gaming thing, but this bitch doesn't even play games.
She also has these giant pancake areolas, so in some respects it's not even her fault some was showing.

NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 22:24:26 [Preview] No.343547 del
>Sammy Kamkar.
Thank you.

NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 22:24:43 [Preview] No.343548 del
>designed to be stealthy
yeah but they have an oil slick and a bunch of indo apes on board trying to be found

NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 22:24:47 [Preview] No.343549 del
Spaceships are often hard to find.

NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 22:26:36 [Preview] No.343550 del
Pauline says our pump-jet spaceships have to appear every 20 minutes though.

NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 22:27:51 [Preview] No.343551 del
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NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 22:27:56 [Preview] No.343552 del
Twitch is for simping and it's employees love simping with suggestions of staff directly involved:
>Twitch has banned the word ‘simp’ – or, rather, the streaming giant would really prefer that you not use it, at least as an insult. The company’s newly-introduced policies, banning the use of terms like simp when used as a form of harassment, have already become a meme within the Twitch community. And that’s caused use of the ‘simp’ in chat to double since the ban.

NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 22:30:54 [Preview] No.343554 del
Perhaps she should become admiral or some other promotional role in the navy with a smile like this

NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 22:31:18 [Preview] No.343555 del
>Thousands of people subjected to a strip search in New South Wales have been left with a police record, despite officers not finding anything illegal. The state’s law enforcement watchdog has warned the practice could lead to further targeting without any cause.

NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 22:31:32 [Preview] No.343556 del

NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 22:32:23 [Preview] No.343557 del
Now I need a wank.

NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 22:35:10 [Preview] No.343558 del
Ok, looks like the drain wasn't really blocked after all, just the top bit needed to be cleared out with a paper towel. Won't be going to woolies after all, the rest of you bludgers will have to do your own shopping.

NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 22:35:45 [Preview] No.343559 del
Well played out.

Jesus imagine explain the record was because you were stripped naked and they found nothing.

NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 22:36:22 [Preview] No.343560 del
Lame. At least the old school tiktok spammers used to give us qt's.

NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 22:38:01 [Preview] No.343561 del

NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 22:38:58 [Preview] No.343562 del
What's Olive up to these days?

NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 23:04:22 [Preview] No.343564 del
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NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 23:06:21 [Preview] No.343565 del
Didn't that make that virus that shut down that facility in Iran?

NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 23:11:15 [Preview] No.343566 del
Stuxnet? That was a US-Isreal colloaboration.

NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 23:15:36 [Preview] No.343567 del
whats that sound ?

NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 23:16:27 [Preview] No.343568 del
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Its the sound of Based

Good Morning Neets.

NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 23:18:15 [Preview] No.343569 del
Good morning Nuro.

NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 23:21:34 [Preview] No.343570 del
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NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 23:22:32 [Preview] No.343571 del
Yes. I understand the point that they found a weakness in Israel defence but most wars are going have a cyber influence and they have a growing silicon valley over there. You can cripple a country without ever setting foot on the territory. If they view boots on the grounds as winning they are going to be shocked in the future.

NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 23:24:19 [Preview] No.343572 del
I liked that meme with shirt with "I bring the pussy, you make the food" that was edited to show she brought both with "fixed" underneath.

NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 23:25:52 [Preview] No.343573 del
A link to where a guy yelled out "PEPE!" at a Hillary election thing then leaving has been taken down. Is this the free speech that YouTube was talking about?

NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 23:26:27 [Preview] No.343574 del
Gooooood morning aussie neetboard!
Wanking from home
Having a beer for breakfast
So relieved that its Friday, fuark.

NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 23:27:02 [Preview] No.343575 del
>Having a beer for breakfast
Another day/night on the standards?

NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 23:27:19 [Preview] No.343576 del
Good morning NEET.

NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 23:30:24 [Preview] No.343577 del
>Having a beer for breakfast
Next week things will be different, right? Maybe the week after? Endless supply of wagons you can get back on, right?

NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 23:33:15 [Preview] No.343578 del
Negative. Just a morning pick me up.


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 23:33:27 [Preview] No.343579 del
none of my colleagues decided to work from the office today
i might just go home at lunch time

NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 23:34:23 [Preview] No.343580 del

NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 23:35:39 [Preview] No.343581 del
>i might just go home at lunch time
(You) earned it!

NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 23:37:13 [Preview] No.343582 del
> Having a beer for breakfast
>So relieved that its Friday, fuark.
But todays thursday neet !

NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 23:38:04 [Preview] No.343583 del
what happens if two rock up late at 10 ?

NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 23:40:41 [Preview] No.343584 del
they're not going to rock up
i can see them online pretending to work
just went for a walk outside my office and only two other people in my wider division bothered coming to work

NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 23:41:08 [Preview] No.343585 del
having a second mondster

NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 23:43:40 [Preview] No.343586 del
You should get one of those USB cooler fridges and load a can of mondster in it at the end of each day.

NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 23:44:14 [Preview] No.343587 del
>two other people in my wider division bothered coming to work
Perhaps they're experience the boong lyfe and wanking from home.

NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 23:45:54 [Preview] No.343588 del

NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 23:47:39 [Preview] No.343589 del
when the rules for WFH came out, the sub-divions were supposed to come up with a roster that made sure somebody was there every day of the week, and nobody was to WFH on both a monday and a friday
i like the solitude and not having to listen to some of the bitches outside braying and cackling loudly, but i'm not taking responsibility for anything just because i'm on of the few who could be bothered showing up

NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 23:49:41 [Preview] No.343590 del
I have a full size fridge about 15 meters away. I should just buy a slab on the weekend and load it up on Monday morning.

NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 23:50:23 [Preview] No.343591 del
Why does the person at the office have to take responsibility for things?

NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 23:51:40 [Preview] No.343592 del
>sure somebody was there every day of the week
Perhaps that's why no one is here not because of you but because it's your day to show up.

>i'm not taking responsibility for anything
Exactly but if something is urgent had to be dealt with and it took several hours, I would fuck around and do it to get out of work. If I had nothing urgent.

But then again, I would rather do the same and do everything at the start of the day without distraction then leave.

I turned up to work late once as I was given the option before COVID and I was judged despite sitting at home in peace working on what I had to do. I don't think I get the concept of 'working'.

NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 23:51:45 [Preview] No.343593 del
because that's the first place people from other divisions will go if something stops working

NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 23:52:33 [Preview] No.343594 del
Would anyone take it though? That is what would worry me if I was not in at work.

NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 23:57:01 [Preview] No.343595 del
would you steal something knowing wombo was the owner?

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 00:04:11 [Preview] No.343596 del
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Back from coles, just got some wings and ham for a salad roll,forgot to get some pineapple slices for the salad roll and the pies I haven't tried before so I hope they will be ok.

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 00:07:32 [Preview] No.343597 del
You wouldn't knowing, but some people risk it for biscuit. What's one missing can, what's two missing cans or three...

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 00:09:58 [Preview] No.343598 del
Good variety of feed in there.

Did you know that Kirks is owned by Coca Cola now?

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 00:12:43 [Preview] No.343599 del
that's why I shall jizz on the rim of each can

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 00:13:28 [Preview] No.343600 del
That makes sense. The workshops etc should be able to communicate with the people wanking from home directly like at my work.

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 00:14:51 [Preview] No.343601 del
everybody has teams and is supposed to signed in for just that reason, but people in finance and the like will just wander around the building until they find somebody who looks like a weird computer person

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 00:14:56 [Preview] No.343602 del
wholesome haul exceot for the cucumber

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 00:15:28 [Preview] No.343603 del

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 00:16:09 [Preview] No.343604 del
>t. SmartNEET

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 00:16:42 [Preview] No.343605 del
Thiccer the better.

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 00:17:16 [Preview] No.343606 del
>like a weird computer person
You should lock the doors and put on headphones.

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 00:19:15 [Preview] No.343607 del
Tell them to submit a ticket

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 00:20:02 [Preview] No.343608 del
Rage Against the Machine never specified what type of machine they were furious with but I reckon it was probably a printer.

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 00:21:23 [Preview] No.343609 del
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I'm seeing the ex to give her the SIM card today

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 00:22:20 [Preview] No.343610 del

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 00:22:47 [Preview] No.343611 del
It'll be a heavy night on the standards.

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 00:26:41 [Preview] No.343612 del
One thing I love about you, Monk, is how you do the exact opposite of every piece of advice you are given here.

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 00:26:46 [Preview] No.343613 del
most likely a lancia

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 00:28:02 [Preview] No.343614 del
does that mean we are body corporates ????

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 01:14:59 [Preview] No.343615 del
you guys checked the news ?

covid flaring up down south again

just for the holiday

just as i predicted

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 01:17:18 [Preview] No.343616 del
People are idiots.

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 01:25:10 [Preview] No.343617 del

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 01:27:43 [Preview] No.343618 del
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$200 haul from Bunnings

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 01:28:23 [Preview] No.343619 del
You should run around the office with your arms stretched out at your sides pretending to be a plane. Then get drunk and re-enact mh370, flying into a janitor's closet or into the lane out the back and crash down drunk and pass out, never to be found again, leaving your co-workers with an unsolvable mystery when they come into work on monday.

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 01:29:00 [Preview] No.343620 del
>usb cooler fridges
There's no way they could get enough current over usb to work, is there?

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 01:29:50 [Preview] No.343621 del
You should her the d as well.

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 01:32:57 [Preview] No.343622 del
I meant for >>343616 to be for >>343615

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 01:33:08 [Preview] No.343623 del
It was perth fault. For once.

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 01:33:15 [Preview] No.343624 del
What colours?

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 01:33:37 [Preview] No.343625 del
They work slowly but if you have it running overnight it would be cool to touch.

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 01:44:46 [Preview] No.343626 del
dont put that caustic shit down the sink, get a plunger FFS

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 01:45:46 [Preview] No.343627 del
white and white if you read the cans

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 01:47:04 [Preview] No.343628 del

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 01:50:09 [Preview] No.343629 del
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Lexicon Half for both cans the Super hide should cover the old yellow paint so it doesn't show through. Lexicon half is a fairly bright white not sure the pic really shows how bright it is.

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 01:51:35 [Preview] No.343630 del
looks good, did you use primer?

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 01:51:48 [Preview] No.343631 del
post soap holder

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 01:53:26 [Preview] No.343633 del
Do you guys reckon I should get tested given this cough I have? It's been a week and its still a pretty gnarly cold. There haven't been any cases and I don't want that fucking nasal swab but maybe its the right thing to do, though probably not

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 01:56:23 [Preview] No.343634 del
No that was just one of my test areas I did with the small sample pot of paint, after 4 coats it didnt cover the yellow completelly so thats why I had to get the super hide paint to put on first, still have to do all the prep work yet.
Mine wouldn't compete with a certain other NEETs

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 01:56:57 [Preview] No.343635 del
you probably should

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 01:59:03 [Preview] No.343636 del
Sounds legit.

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 01:59:34 [Preview] No.343637 del
That will be a big improvement. Good luck. Painting can be tiresome as fuck when you get higher up the walls.

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 02:00:07 [Preview] No.343638 del
I told you at the start of the week to get rested as you could use it to get off work. Surprised you haven't done it yet but kind of not surprised.

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 02:00:46 [Preview] No.343639 del

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 02:02:16 [Preview] No.343640 del
Might as well.

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 02:02:23 [Preview] No.343641 del
I don't need time off work. If I'm at home I don't mind working.
But you're right, I forgot about that scheme that have to reimburse you for the leave etc

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 02:02:57 [Preview] No.343642 del
Made it to lunch time again without bingeing on any junk food. It's a step, at least. Time for lunch.

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 02:04:04 [Preview] No.343643 del
You're going well neet

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 02:05:07 [Preview] No.343644 del
if you had orange juice for breakfast you failed

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 02:05:14 [Preview] No.343645 del
well done

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 02:05:45 [Preview] No.343646 del
Good work. Keep at it.

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 02:05:50 [Preview] No.343647 del
don't be like that

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 02:10:29 [Preview] No.343648 del
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NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 02:12:25 [Preview] No.343649 del
Another night on the chockies?

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 02:16:41 [Preview] No.343650 del
Buzzfeed but this guy:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=a3WnvDtDD2M [Embed]

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 02:17:33 [Preview] No.343651 del
shut up, you bitch ass nigger

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 02:18:13 [Preview] No.343652 del
that was a year ago
he probably got covid and died

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 02:19:11 [Preview] No.343653 del
Oh well.

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 02:44:46 [Preview] No.343654 del
he looked like a bit of a diddler anyway

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 02:56:12 [Preview] No.343655 del
>one burger

this will cause a civil war

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 02:59:54 [Preview] No.343656 del
big goontax

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 03:06:30 [Preview] No.343657 del
big gape

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 03:08:48 [Preview] No.343658 del
big tiddays

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 03:10:22 [Preview] No.343659 del

i had a sore throat and sniffle, causing me to feel extra taxed for no reason

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 03:12:09 [Preview] No.343660 del
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lele looks like moot married a boxxy clone

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 03:16:31 [Preview] No.343661 del
they look like normal successful people to me
i wish i was normal

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 03:20:42 [Preview] No.343662 del
Neither of them are wearing wedding rings.

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 03:21:08 [Preview] No.343663 del
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>i wish i was normal

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 03:25:56 [Preview] No.343664 del
are you honestly happy with your life, nuro?

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 03:27:24 [Preview] No.343665 del
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We have to live with what we have been given.

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 03:33:12 [Preview] No.343666 del
things are fucking great right now, just could seriously use some pussy

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 03:35:36 [Preview] No.343667 del
do you have any meaningful relationships, apart from your parents?

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 03:43:31 [Preview] No.343668 del

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 03:46:55 [Preview] No.343669 del
I have meaningful relationships on the neetboard neetboard neetboard neetboard

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 03:51:26 [Preview] No.343670 del
nuro does not disclose his private life

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 03:51:58 [Preview] No.343671 del
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NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 03:52:14 [Preview] No.343672 del
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NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 03:52:25 [Preview] No.343673 del
well at least not deliberately

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 03:56:33 [Preview] No.343674 del
Chocolate hasn't passed my lips in nearly 36 hours, thank you very much.

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 03:59:47 [Preview] No.343676 del
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that stick of butter was tasty tho, low carb !

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 04:01:21 [Preview] No.343677 del
Spoiler that is boxxxy after she hit the wall. Anyway, my heart will always belong to cracky chan.

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 04:02:10 [Preview] No.343678 del
With his perfect smile, he looks like a disgusting normie. Like the sort of actor who would be cast to play superman.

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 04:03:14 [Preview] No.343679 del
Howdy NEEToes, hows things?

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 04:04:13 [Preview] No.343680 del
Hello Shire.
I have nothing good to report.
How are you?

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 04:05:12 [Preview] No.343681 del
I'm doing fine, enjoying a beer.

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 04:05:29 [Preview] No.343682 del
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NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 04:06:03 [Preview] No.343683 del
good its nice day out im bout to bail

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 04:06:53 [Preview] No.343684 del
Not bad. Hangover fading.
Picking up my new tonight.

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 04:07:19 [Preview] No.343685 del
my new car*

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 04:08:21 [Preview] No.343686 del
>Picking up my new tonight
new hangover*

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 04:08:45 [Preview] No.343687 del
What kinda car are you getting?

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 04:09:21 [Preview] No.343688 del

my parents just bought a new honda CRV drove it up the coast yesterday

what u getting ?

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 04:10:15 [Preview] No.343689 del

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 04:12:48 [Preview] No.343690 del
boss babe barina

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 04:14:06 [Preview] No.343691 del
Webbo the lebbo cooks with grego

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 04:15:25 [Preview] No.343692 del
this bit
is more offensive than this bit

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 04:15:43 [Preview] No.343693 del
if you post here you're life is not good by any measure
especially on a friday afternoon

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 04:17:35 [Preview] No.343694 del
lol what year?

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 04:20:51 [Preview] No.343695 del
Do they eat negro?

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 04:22:42 [Preview] No.343696 del

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 04:23:21 [Preview] No.343697 del
off for a ride

have a nice afternnon neets

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 04:23:50 [Preview] No.343698 del

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 04:23:56 [Preview] No.343699 del
Not bad tbh, Barinas have always been solid little cars.

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 04:25:04 [Preview] No.343700 del
>off for a ride so i can take a photo so a bunch of nobodies can look at it

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 04:26:45 [Preview] No.343701 del
imagine thinking this much like a simp

i am going to my cosmic church and meditating under the guidence of the elder gods

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 04:27:28 [Preview] No.343702 del
you wouldn't even go out if you weren't gonna post a pic here

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 04:38:11 [Preview] No.343703 del
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NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 04:41:01 [Preview] No.343704 del
The REAL nuro would be out there keeping the masons under surveillance, not the 'cosmic church'. He'd be fighting globalhomo, receiving carefully coded instructions from alex jones broadcasts. He probably just takes creepshots of underage girls as a cover story.

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 04:56:03 [Preview] No.343705 del
How often do you guiltily sneak back to halfchan, neets?

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 05:00:09 [Preview] No.343706 del
Good on them for leaving the note.

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 05:00:25 [Preview] No.343707 del
Straight to the arse!

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 05:00:56 [Preview] No.343708 del
Good afternoon NEET.

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 05:20:24 [Preview] No.343709 del
The ex is gonna bring her 'friend' when she picks up the SIM card.
I don't know why. Maybe so I don't speak with her too long or something. Maybe she's going to show off a new boyfriend.
Either way I'm hearing Dans calls for more copium
Sad afternoon

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 05:24:57 [Preview] No.343710 del
it's so you don't get emotional with her

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 05:25:39 [Preview] No.343711 del
<Posting this just because some simp ass faggot thinks I go there to post this

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 05:26:22 [Preview] No.343712 del
Yeah that is what I was trying to say.

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 05:29:13 [Preview] No.343713 del
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prove it by NOT posting the image you dumbass

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 05:29:42 [Preview] No.343714 del
>Either way I'm hearing Dans calls for more copium
My prediction was true >>343611

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 05:30:30 [Preview] No.343715 del
How do you not post something while posting something?

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 05:32:34 [Preview] No.343716 del
by not posting it

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 05:33:54 [Preview] No.343717 del
<And yet it posts the soijack reaction image

Take a hard look at your self SIMP

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 05:34:44 [Preview] No.343718 del
you don't know what simp means you fucking tard

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 05:37:42 [Preview] No.343719 del
I am defining a SIMP as (You)r simpleton NPC behaviour. QED.

You can fuck off now simp or sperg some more and cry. QED.

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 05:39:30 [Preview] No.343720 del
>calling me the NPC

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 05:39:48 [Preview] No.343721 del
you don't know what this means either

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 05:40:30 [Preview] No.343722 del
run them down in your new car

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 05:42:07 [Preview] No.343723 del
You both need Dan's run.

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 05:42:45 [Preview] No.343724 del
Dan's runs

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 05:43:01 [Preview] No.343725 del
Wouldn't that make it "used"?

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 05:43:25 [Preview] No.343726 del
used and abused

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 05:44:44 [Preview] No.343728 del
Hot with that radiator steaming and its fluid going everywhere.

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 05:45:39 [Preview] No.343729 del
nuro is circumcised

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 05:46:18 [Preview] No.343730 del

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 05:48:34 [Preview] No.343731 del

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 05:49:40 [Preview] No.343732 del
Absolutely schitzing out about this

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 05:50:20 [Preview] No.343733 del
calm down mongk

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 05:51:52 [Preview] No.343734 del
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Don't schitz, Schnitz!

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 05:52:08 [Preview] No.343736 del
Might rub a chilli on my willy

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 05:53:07 [Preview] No.343737 del
put some peeled ginger up your bumhole

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 05:54:21 [Preview] No.343738 del
Nice one neet

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 05:55:56 [Preview] No.343739 del
Well bantered.

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 05:56:39 [Preview] No.343740 del
Will he be well battered next?

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 05:59:28 [Preview] No.343741 del
I see you are aware of figging.

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 06:02:50 [Preview] No.343742 del
Cabin Crew keep interrupting boomers from having sex because not everyone in first wants to hear that shit:

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 06:02:57 [Preview] No.343743 del
Possum did it to me.

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 06:03:25 [Preview] No.343744 del
or smell it

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 06:07:13 [Preview] No.343745 del
>tfw no expert knowledge of BDSM

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 06:08:28 [Preview] No.343746 del
>be me
>first day on the job at bdsm club
>accidentally kill client
>oh shit.mp3

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 06:13:20 [Preview] No.343747 del
>>oh shit.mp3
Did he sign a liability waiver?

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 06:14:26 [Preview] No.343748 del
Anxiety nausea

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 06:15:42 [Preview] No.343749 del

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 06:17:15 [Preview] No.343750 del
Later. I’ve got 7 standards in the fridge

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 06:18:10 [Preview] No.343751 del

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 06:18:17 [Preview] No.343752 del
just get it over with
if you'd taken everybody's advice in the first place, this wouldn't even be happening

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 06:21:16 [Preview] No.343753 del
>this wouldn't even be happening
My advice was in part pretending she died in a car crash.

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 06:24:10 [Preview] No.343754 del
A bit morbid, but whatever works.
Women don't give a second thought to a bloke once they've broken things off. I'd have thought a man of Monk's experience would have discovered that by now.

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 06:26:16 [Preview] No.343755 del
Possum would have used garlic.

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 06:27:07 [Preview] No.343756 del
But he values that. He wouldn't waste it on Weber's bum.

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 06:29:35 [Preview] No.343757 del
Things that go into, or out of, my bottom only increase in value. Like Bitcoin, you should hodl.

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 06:30:01 [Preview] No.343758 del
I know.
But I'm just so lonely and beginning to realise I might never find another chick. Not in this state at least. I didn't expect anything to happen. I just... I dunno, wanted to see her smile one last time

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 06:30:26 [Preview] No.343759 del
Going to the toilet to drop a few depth charges. Lets see if we can get that Indonesian sub to surface.

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 06:31:26 [Preview] No.343760 del
The snorkle will rise.

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 06:31:34 [Preview] No.343761 del
>Not in this state at least
are you referring to Victardistan or your present state (alcoholic mess)?

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 06:33:28 [Preview] No.343762 del
mental state

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 06:37:29 [Preview] No.343763 del
Maybe she wants a 3 way.

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 06:38:46 [Preview] No.343764 del
middle of the sandwich

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 06:39:18 [Preview] No.343765 del

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 06:40:15 [Preview] No.343766 del
>wanted to see her smile one last time
Simping is not good.

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 06:41:05 [Preview] No.343767 del
The latter

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 06:42:35 [Preview] No.343768 del
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>when the 'friend' she brings over is a 6 foot chad

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 06:45:54 [Preview] No.343769 del

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 06:46:47 [Preview] No.343770 del
I believe it will be an extra heavy night on the standards

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 06:47:47 [Preview] No.343771 del

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 06:48:26 [Preview] No.343772 del

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 06:48:58 [Preview] No.343773 del
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NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 06:50:51 [Preview] No.343774 del
resulting in a really productive saturday

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 06:55:31 [Preview] No.343775 del
>productive saturday
Why break the cycle?

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 06:55:54 [Preview] No.343776 del

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 07:01:17 [Preview] No.343777 del
Getting some prawn entree, half a duck and rice. Straight to the arse!

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 07:03:36 [Preview] No.343778 del
That sounds tasty.

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 07:06:46 [Preview] No.343779 del
Fuck off back to 16ch no fun

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 07:07:17 [Preview] No.343780 del
I meant the food, not your arse.

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 07:09:23 [Preview] No.343781 del
You failed me. I asked for a 3 day weekend then got told I'm on call from Monday.

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 07:10:42 [Preview] No.343782 del
Failed me.

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 07:13:32 [Preview] No.343783 del
How is this shit still going on?

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 07:14:00 [Preview] No.343784 del
It means he's a silly boong.

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 07:14:08 [Preview] No.343785 del
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>no don't criticise me

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 07:14:55 [Preview] No.343786 del
Can you post some updates like scraping the old paint off and shit?
I need to do it myself but scared to start incase I fuck it all up.

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 07:15:37 [Preview] No.343787 del
lol, are you wearing a paper bag on your head?

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 07:17:20 [Preview] No.343788 del
Cool, Ineed to take my door trim off because of white ants and there is some mold in the roof. I don't know if that means I can paint over it or if I need to replace it.

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 07:17:59 [Preview] No.343789 del
Pretty good quote tbh

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 07:18:31 [Preview] No.343790 del
Good stuff, go easy on the condiments.

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 07:20:40 [Preview] No.343791 del
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I hate what he's become. He was better when he was a faggot.

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 07:22:24 [Preview] No.343792 del
We're all you need. Don't see that hussy tomorrow.

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 07:22:36 [Preview] No.343793 del
If you have mould spray it with bleach, then wash it down, sand it then paint etc

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 07:23:49 [Preview] No.343794 del
It's like they're giving them options on how to do it now.

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 07:25:11 [Preview] No.343795 del

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 07:26:01 [Preview] No.343796 del
What the fuck's wrong with you?

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 07:26:41 [Preview] No.343797 del
More and more, ever since the board started dying and certain NEETs stopped posting.

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 07:27:22 [Preview] No.343798 del
Don't text her ever again.

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 07:27:55 [Preview] No.343799 del
You post it to show the glory of Nuro.
We are blessed to have someone who posts so much OC.

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 07:28:09 [Preview] No.343800 del
truth hurts

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 07:29:07 [Preview] No.343801 del
While at BWS I saw a tame helen ghost chili bottle for $43.
I got the regular one.

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 07:30:10 [Preview] No.343802 del

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 07:31:32 [Preview] No.343803 del
It's stir fry neet/lanlea poster/tennis girl poster. I wouldn't go too hard on him, he;s been having a mental breakdown for months.
He needs to check himself in.

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 07:32:34 [Preview] No.343804 del
not me
try again bud

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 07:32:42 [Preview] No.343805 del
I am happy for him.

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 07:32:49 [Preview] No.343806 del
I've tried to but didn't have a ladder (I have one now). I think I need to sccuddle it off but even then, I think it's in the gyprock.

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 07:33:19 [Preview] No.343807 del
Yes it is.

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 07:33:37 [Preview] No.343808 del
Or it's shire2.

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 07:35:07 [Preview] No.343809 del
I made my own chilli sauce the other day from the habaneros i've been growing, turned out really good, still hot as fuck though.

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 07:35:50 [Preview] No.343810 del
Do you have any proof to back those claims up? Didn't think so

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 07:38:11 [Preview] No.343811 del
If it's in the gyprock I dont know what you can do, but if you have a electric sander or a grinder with fine sanding discs give them a try it may not be that deep.

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 07:39:33 [Preview] No.343812 del
Home made chilli sauce is the best.

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 07:41:17 [Preview] No.343813 del
Why didn't we get any pics?

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 07:41:59 [Preview] No.343814 del
I have a grinder and may get a sander, if I was to do it. Th bathroom is painted purple and pretty shit.

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 07:46:01 [Preview] No.343815 del
I took a pic of the plant the other day, couldn't be fucked taking pics of the process to make it into sauce, it's relatively simple anyway, cut the chillis up, chuckem in a pan with some olive oil on low heat, let it simmer for 10 minutes, then add two cloves of garlic and simmer for another 2 minutes, then add 1/2 cup of white vinegar, 2 tsp of sugar, 4 tsp of salt and let it simmer for another 5 minutes, then put it in a blender until it's all nice and mooshed like a sauce, put in a jar/bottle then in the fridge.

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 07:47:04 [Preview] No.343816 del
use pieces of sandpaper wrapped around a sanding block
don't be too aggressive all at once

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 07:47:19 [Preview] No.343817 del
Just remember to get the fine sanding discs for the grinder if you use it otherwise you will end up with a big gouge in the gyprock.

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 07:47:48 [Preview] No.343818 del
How long will it last?

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 07:48:21 [Preview] No.343819 del
I'm too weak to do it. The whole room is like it.

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 07:48:42 [Preview] No.343820 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=HJ_PP5rqLg0 [Embed]

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 07:48:51 [Preview] No.343821 del
I might just get a sander, they're only $1-200

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 07:49:53 [Preview] No.343822 del
Should last 6 months+, from 10 habanero chillis and all the other ingredients I got 250ml of sauce, it's super hot (but has that nice habanero flavour) so you only need to use a little bit on your food

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 07:50:01 [Preview] No.343823 del
my brother in law is a painter
I've never heard of them taking a grinder or orbital sander to the walls or ceiling
just take your time

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 07:51:05 [Preview] No.343824 del

ok, if it is a large area I would forget the grinder as well, just give the bleach time to do its job and spray it a few times if you have to.

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 07:54:02 [Preview] No.343825 del
>orbital sander to the walls or ceiling
Kek, no I meant a 1/3 sheet sander

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 07:55:06 [Preview] No.343826 del
It was good feed.

It would be just as delectable.

Sand slightly, wash walls with sugar soap and start painting when dry after prep work.

Shoe on head should come back.

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 07:56:20 [Preview] No.343827 del
just be mindful of how much material you can take away
you don't want the painted wall to end up looking wavy from a distance

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 08:00:47 [Preview] No.343829 del

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 08:01:28 [Preview] No.343830 del
What a wojack.

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 08:03:02 [Preview] No.343831 del
True, but it depends on how deep the mould has gone in on neets ceiling etc I'm guessing its only in the backing paper, I only suggested the grinder because my Brother had to do that a couple of times on some jobs

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 08:04:23 [Preview] No.343832 del
Did that NEET's doctors appointment go well?

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 08:04:31 [Preview] No.343833 del
I'm just worried we'll see a post on the weekend where he's just put a power tool through a wall or something.

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 08:05:04 [Preview] No.343834 del
is Monk's ex a doctor?

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 08:06:36 [Preview] No.343835 del
No the doctor who was going to shame the NEET for being an executive and shopper at Dan's.

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 08:07:37 [Preview] No.343836 del
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I did that bit in the bottom left corner by hand and that took a fair while.
It would've been a lot easier with a ladder, I was standing on a chair.
I used sugar soap once and bicarb another time, it didn't really help.

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 08:07:46 [Preview] No.343837 del
Oh, me. I decided to go on Sunday morning instead. So I can have a stout or two tonight and be a pig tomorrow.

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 08:08:11 [Preview] No.343838 del
This laptop has many hq memes.

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 08:08:32 [Preview] No.343839 del
Do you have any ventilation in there?

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 08:08:51 [Preview] No.343840 del
lol, that's why I haven't done anything.

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 08:09:40 [Preview] No.343841 del
Yeah, but that's not real great either.
It's just a cheap fan than goes into the roof cavity.

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 08:11:46 [Preview] No.343842 del
I just leave the door open when I have a shower and that works pretty well. As long as we don't have guests around.

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 08:14:20 [Preview] No.343843 del
I'd spray again with bleach, at least that way the mould will be dead.and just a lot of sanding

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 08:18:14 [Preview] No.343844 del
Yeah, I might do that over the weekend, or next weekend.

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 08:24:55 [Preview] No.343845 del
havink a stout

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 08:28:06 [Preview] No.343846 del
Schitzed put in Dan’s parking lot
This thing is fun to drive, nice and low to the ground

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 08:32:11 [Preview] No.343848 del
Nice, going to have a bourbon.

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 08:39:06 [Preview] No.343849 del
What's the NOOT consensus on that TIK history guy on youtube?
He seems to talk too much and believes in that body corporate happening in the early-mid 1940's.

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 08:42:29 [Preview] No.343850 del
lol, Perth in lockdown

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 08:50:39 [Preview] No.343851 del
A large lad.

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 08:51:36 [Preview] No.343852 del
Im too old for this sort of shit

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 08:53:24 [Preview] No.343853 del
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Wish I was having a parma and a beer with my hero nuro this friday night.

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 08:54:49 [Preview] No.343854 del
He's the kind of guy that would put a slice of ham on a parmigiana.

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 08:56:48 [Preview] No.343855 del
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Have a drink with me neet

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 09:00:37 [Preview] No.343856 del
Have a tall glass of Metamuscil.

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 09:00:51 [Preview] No.343857 del
You'll take him walkabout and he'd end up shitting his pants while off his head on metho and orange juice.

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 09:07:17 [Preview] No.343858 del
I booked myself in to see an ot the other day. I need to go to a gp and get a health care plan for it. Too old for everything. The time has come and past where it woukd've meant something but it's like I only know the memories of what it felt like to think about it at the age where an action may have made a difference. Where if I had made a move and did something different at the time, when I was thinking about it, it could've given me a chance to do those things.

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 09:08:21 [Preview] No.343859 del
Possum is never coming back to the board.

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 09:08:53 [Preview] No.343860 del
yeah ok possum

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 09:09:26 [Preview] No.343861 del

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 09:09:34 [Preview] No.343862 del
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This arsehole is why Possum doesnt post anymore

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 09:09:43 [Preview] No.343863 del
He'll be checking back regularly to try and cop a glimpse of that painting NEET's soap holder.

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 09:15:53 [Preview] No.343864 del
Unlock all that mong funding and redirect it straight to Dan's!

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 09:19:57 [Preview] No.343865 del
I will never post my soap holder, how lewd.

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 09:21:29 [Preview] No.343866 del
40 minutes until I meet her.
Having a standard.

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 09:23:20 [Preview] No.343867 del
This wasn't you >>343768

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 09:23:44 [Preview] No.343868 del
dont drink drive

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 09:23:52 [Preview] No.343869 del
I am the 6 foot chad

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 09:25:42 [Preview] No.343870 del
Fark shes 20 minutes away

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 09:26:33 [Preview] No.343871 del
>tfw she brings over the 6'5 chad

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 09:27:44 [Preview] No.343872 del
Swallow the sim card before she arrives and throw poo at her yelling it's in there.

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 09:28:47 [Preview] No.343873 del
>tfw she brings over the lesbian friend for a threesome

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 09:29:38 [Preview] No.343875 del
Post it for good luck.

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 09:31:17 [Preview] No.343876 del
Big poo reveal.

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 09:42:23 [Preview] No.343877 del
I fear this is what would end up happening with the NEET compound.

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 09:45:14 [Preview] No.343878 del

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 09:45:32 [Preview] No.343879 del

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 09:57:55 [Preview] No.343880 del
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She looked stunning. Hearing her voice was like I'd last seen her yesterday. She made pretty happy conversation for a couple minutes. She was dressed in her own unique kind of way. She said she'd see me for when I transfer the number to her account, knowing full well it can be done online. I was passive most of the time. She said bye in her cute kind of way and I just said bye, all day I'd been thinking of what I'd say to her for the last time. I didn't say any of it.
She looked beautiful.
Woe, why did I leave her? What was I thinking? The grass wasn't greener.

time for an oatie

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 10:02:18 [Preview] No.343881 del
It's over neet sad as it is, it's time to feel sad for a little while then move onwards and upwards.The future is yours.

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 10:03:18 [Preview] No.343882 del
That's what I said 8 months ago
That's what I've said dozens of times over the years, I never make it far

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 10:04:29 [Preview] No.343883 del
Straight to the standards!

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 10:05:24 [Preview] No.343884 del
you did this to yourself despite the logic of 3 other elder neets here telling you otherwise

you can kill yourself now and stop being an embRRESMWNT

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 10:05:33 [Preview] No.343885 del
The standards are pissed from the cock and are always welcomed by the arse.

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 10:05:59 [Preview] No.343886 del
Calm down.

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 10:06:17 [Preview] No.343887 del
They don't act fast enough
I need something stronger

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 10:06:26 [Preview] No.343888 del
what about the friend?

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 10:06:42 [Preview] No.343889 del
Vile post

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 10:06:43 [Preview] No.343890 del
I need a fucking pack of oxies to put up my nose

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 10:06:51 [Preview] No.343891 del
>sorry this was a nuro post

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 10:07:23 [Preview] No.343892 del
Dunno, she stayed back. Looked like your average gook female from afar

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 10:08:24 [Preview] No.343893 del
shurt the fark up youb irellavwnt piece of shit

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NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 10:10:40 [Preview] No.343896 del

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 10:12:57 [Preview] No.343897 del
Blue blocks?

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 10:13:18 [Preview] No.343898 del

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 10:14:55 [Preview] No.343899 del

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 10:16:49 [Preview] No.343900 del
night all
don't do anything silly, Monk

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 10:17:29 [Preview] No.343901 del
Night m8

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 10:18:46 [Preview] No.343902 del
She also said it looks like I put on weight :(
boong life


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 10:20:17 [Preview] No.343903 del
Good night NEET. Sleep tight.

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 10:20:26 [Preview] No.343904 del
>I just said bye

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 10:21:43 [Preview] No.343905 del

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 10:24:13 [Preview] No.343906 del
You want endone.

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 10:24:24 [Preview] No.343907 del
Fucking post cunts
Where the fuck is cruisey
I have literally no one in the world to talk to

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 10:24:41 [Preview] No.343908 del

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 10:25:05 [Preview] No.343909 del

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 10:25:18 [Preview] No.343910 del
>no one
I think you mean no-body

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 10:25:32 [Preview] No.343911 del
Do the needful.

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 10:27:27 [Preview] No.343913 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=LDPjzH8VSBM [Embed]

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 10:27:37 [Preview] No.343914 del
Mild state of boongery?

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 10:37:05 [Preview] No.343916 del
Now he doesn't post.

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 10:38:44 [Preview] No.343917 del
Hows the potato and gravy today?

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 10:39:40 [Preview] No.343918 del
Microwaved. Still good for dippin'.

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 10:39:51 [Preview] No.343919 del
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>Where the fuck is cruisey
He is helping Possum pack to go to his new home away from all worries and contact with everyone, where he can be happy and live happily ever after.

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 10:40:15 [Preview] No.343920 del

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 10:41:12 [Preview] No.343921 del
Nice feed.

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 10:41:57 [Preview] No.343922 del
I ate them like this.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=BRcOY-PvOC8 [Embed]

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 10:42:45 [Preview] No.343923 del
That is the kind of house he deserves.

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 10:44:34 [Preview] No.343924 del

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 10:47:17 [Preview] No.343925 del
What a choon
4th oatie

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 10:48:07 [Preview] No.343926 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=9vhahHg0FNo [Embed]

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 10:48:50 [Preview] No.343927 del
I think I'm going to stop now.
Boongery controlled.

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 10:49:38 [Preview] No.343928 del
I'm all good
Alcohol has taken effect and the lonely feels are gone
Another heaps sick night on the neetboard!

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 10:50:02 [Preview] No.343929 del
Don't you fucking dare

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 10:50:45 [Preview] No.343930 del
Put two more chickpea and spinach sausage rolls in the airfryer.
Eating some salami while I wait.

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 10:51:39 [Preview] No.343931 del
I put the cup in the sink.
And that was the end of the bottle.
I'll need to open a new bottle to have another.

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 10:51:52 [Preview] No.343932 del
Good stuff neet

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 10:52:09 [Preview] No.343933 del
So open another fucking bottle then cunt

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 10:52:58 [Preview] No.343934 del

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 10:53:17 [Preview] No.343935 del
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Been looking at these two pictures for the past half an hour.

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 10:54:02 [Preview] No.343936 del

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 10:54:36 [Preview] No.343937 del
I'll have one more.
There's only enough ginger beer left for one drink.
I'll have to open a coke if I wanted to have another.

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 10:54:45 [Preview] No.343938 del
Which one do you want more?

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 10:55:22 [Preview] No.343939 del
I do it every other night of the week.
Get smashed at like 6, then in bed by 9 or 10.

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 10:55:40 [Preview] No.343940 del

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 10:56:27 [Preview] No.343941 del
Those are good NEET sleeping hours.

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 10:57:32 [Preview] No.343942 del
Yeah, keep it contained.

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 10:58:05 [Preview] No.343943 del
The only way I can have a bigger sesh is to start earlier, which I do on the weekends.

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 10:59:29 [Preview] No.343944 del
American Honey and ginger beer is a very good combination.
This may be the drink to replace red tops long term.
One of you said that it's already a drink and that if you have a lime slice it's a kenucky something.
Anyway, I'm going to get a couple limes.

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 11:01:15 [Preview] No.343945 del
Which one do you/

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 11:02:55 [Preview] No.343946 del
Juice them!

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 11:05:19 [Preview] No.343947 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=LB7KnXCTm8g [Embed]

NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 11:05:30 [Preview] No.343948 del