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NEET General #342 - Horny Edition NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 07:08:54 [Preview] No. 343022
Do the needful. Will (You)?

OLD: >>342053


NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 07:29:23 [Preview] No.343054 del
wank from home best wank


NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 07:31:36 [Preview] No.343055 del
you got this peep from an /r/4chan thread today about a favourite football jumper


NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 07:54:39 [Preview] No.343078 del
>>343022
Pepe needs a wank.


NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 07:55:03 [Preview] No.343079 del
>>343055
It is from >>>/ligamx/5226 where I find the Pepes.


NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 07:59:22 [Preview] No.343080 del
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I am enjoying the cooler weather.


NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 08:00:14 [Preview] No.343081 del
It was Carlton.


NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 08:01:59 [Preview] No.343082 del
>tfw Sticking vaseline up my nose


NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 08:07:29 [Preview] No.343083 del
>>343082
Getting ready for tomorrow night?


NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 08:07:40 [Preview] No.343084 del
>>343082
You should put some up your bum


NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 08:07:46 [Preview] No.343085 del
Deadshit neighbour is asking for a nug again
It's amazing how stoners can't even manage to secure a steady supply of their drug of choice. Dumb cunt buys quarters instead of ounces


NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 08:07:53 [Preview] No.343086 del


NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 08:08:40 [Preview] No.343087 del
>>343085
Does he work at all?


NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 08:09:19 [Preview] No.343088 del
>>343079
I am sorry for calling you a reditor.


NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 08:09:33 [Preview] No.343089 del
>>343085
I wouldn't give him anything.


NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 08:09:34 [Preview] No.343090 del


NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 08:10:41 [Preview] No.343091 del
>>343087
Yeah he works part time and has rich body corporateish parents in real estate that I assume give him money sometimes.


NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 08:10:46 [Preview] No.343092 del
>>343088
We all make mistakes mate.


NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 08:11:35 [Preview] No.343093 del
>>343091
>rich body corporateish parents in real estate
If you had any, you should charge him at least double.


NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 08:13:34 [Preview] No.343094 del
MOTHER FUCKING BASED


NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 08:14:18 [Preview] No.343095 del
Ordered a Fat Jessey pizza and a Supreme pizza. Received a Fat Jessey and a Meat Lovers. Pajeet made another stop along the way. Guessing that person got my Supreme.


NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 08:16:29 [Preview] No.343096 del
Nuro needs some skinnier jeans


NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 08:16:38 [Preview] No.343097 del


NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 08:17:11 [Preview] No.343098 del
>>343094
Sick, looks great


NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 08:17:54 [Preview] No.343099 del
>>343096
They are far too baggy, also he has some very small looking feet.


NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 08:18:05 [Preview] No.343100 del
>>343095
I had a couple clients show me that. Apparently the owner knows them personally.


NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 08:18:13 [Preview] No.343101 del
>>343094
Based.


NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 08:18:32 [Preview] No.343102 del
>>343096
His thighs would not support them.


NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 08:19:20 [Preview] No.343103 del
>>343095
It makes me wonder how they can fuck up food delivery that is so basic.


NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 08:19:48 [Preview] No.343104 del
Will Nuro ever post a bulge pic?


NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 08:20:26 [Preview] No.343105 del
>>343100
He makes a decent pizza. Unfortunately a Fat Jessie and a Meat Lovers are identical apart from one having chicken and onion on it and less pepperoni.


NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 08:20:35 [Preview] No.343106 del
Wondering if I should wank from home tomorrow, and how I should tell this to my boss.
It sucks that I even need to think about it. I'm genuinely sick and could make other people sick, but I know he will think of me as a slightly less determined employee or some shit.


NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 08:21:00 [Preview] No.343107 del
>>343104
He's not truly based until he does.


NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 08:21:24 [Preview] No.343108 del
>>343103
pizza shop probably told him which box was which but his lack of english and pizza eating (the fuckers only eat curry three meals a day) means that fell on deaf ears


NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 08:23:40 [Preview] No.343109 del
If I was the tech lead for one of these food delivery apps I'd have Pajeet scan a QR code on the box that then has the app look up his location for proximity to the delivery address. Flawless.


NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 08:25:22 [Preview] No.343111 del
>>342965
Yeah nah sorry dude, not everyone around here is a complete looser like you!


NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 08:27:44 [Preview] No.343113 del
>>343109
or just ban multiple deliveries
why am I paying a full delivery fee if he has to make other stops along the way?


NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 08:35:27 [Preview] No.343115 del
>>343094
Looks dry


NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 08:42:34 [Preview] No.343116 del
Installing Debian in place of my Arch install tonight.
There are issues on the latest 5.11 kernel release with bluetooth it seems. I don't need to be on the bleeding edge and I can't be fucked fixing it if downgrading the kernel goes sideways and conflict with packages.
Mom cancel my meetings


NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 08:43:01 [Preview] No.343117 del


NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 08:44:26 [Preview] No.343118 del
>>343117
>ballet shoes


NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 08:50:42 [Preview] No.343119 del
>>343116
Just attend the zoom meeting and turn the audio all the way down.


NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 08:51:24 [Preview] No.343120 del


NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 08:53:19 [Preview] No.343121 del
>>343120
exec lyfe


NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 08:57:36 [Preview] No.343122 del
>>343118
Grasping at straws. If you took a picture of your feet right now in you current location we would all laugh and you would be bullied if this board back to 16chan


NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 09:00:45 [Preview] No.343123 del
KINO


NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 09:08:09 [Preview] No.343125 del
>>343120
What's that song?


NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 09:11:03 [Preview] No.343126 del
>>343122
You'll need to wait until I'm inside.


NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 09:12:14 [Preview] No.343127 del
>>343125
https://youtube.com/watch?v=t-yCg-0-baE [Embed]


NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 09:12:55 [Preview] No.343128 del
>>343123
Based lyfe.


NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 09:14:35 [Preview] No.343129 del
>>343124
Boong lyfe can be very desirable. That mong moment.


NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 09:16:01 [Preview] No.343130 del
>>343122
Kudos on catching me out though. Your NEETlore must be getting pretty powerful these days. There's no one left to challenge me. Mongaro cheats and Weber and Monk aren't playing the game. I even know who the anti Nuro Mong poster is. I've caught him out. My ace up my sleeve, that I won't use.. Unless I have to.


NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 09:16:51 [Preview] No.343131 del
>>343129
I did that before getting boong'd.


NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 09:16:54 [Preview] No.343132 del
>>343116
What sort of bluetooth hardware are you using?


NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 09:22:02 [Preview] No.343133 del
>>343132
probably some internet controlled buttplug


NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 09:22:08 [Preview] No.343134 del
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>>343131
Boong life IKTF


NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 09:22:56 [Preview] No.343135 del
>>343133
I don't think the usb cable goes in there neet


NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 09:23:49 [Preview] No.343136 del
>>343132
It's a broadcomm adaptor from officeworks. Pretty shit, not 100% on if its the kernal/arch or the hardware. However it will disconnect seemingly at random and this persists through service restarts and reboots.
At work it also interferes with my headset dongle too.

Just plugged it into the debian install.
bluetooth hci0: firmware: failed to load brcm/BCM20702A1-....


NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 09:33:19 [Preview] No.343137 del
>>343111
>looser


NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 09:45:19 [Preview] No.343138 del
Might get my boong on after all


NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 09:48:53 [Preview] No.343139 del
>>343136
I was SURE this was going to be the year of Linux on the desktop.


NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 09:51:59 [Preview] No.343140 del
>>343139
I think I heard something about this back in 2006


NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 09:59:21 [Preview] No.343141 del
>>343138
big boong energy


NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 09:59:58 [Preview] No.343142 del
>>343140
It has been a running joke since 1995 or so.


NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 10:00:19 [Preview] No.343143 del
>>343094
Nuro slouches, thats why his knees hit the seat in front when he rides the bus like a chud.


NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 10:01:37 [Preview] No.343144 del
>>343117
are you sleeping on a park bench tonight,Nuro?


NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 10:01:53 [Preview] No.343145 del
I have done a poo and retired to bed. I shall stay a little longer though.


NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 10:02:21 [Preview] No.343146 del
wizz bang kapow!


NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 10:03:22 [Preview] No.343147 del
>>343116
I wrote down all the steps to installing LARBS but it hasnt let me down yet.


NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 10:07:56 [Preview] No.343149 del
>>343122
Hey now, c'mon, thats a bit mean.
16chan isnt all crocs + socks.


NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 10:09:07 [Preview] No.343150 del


NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 10:09:41 [Preview] No.343151 del
>>343136
Kek. sucked in. you should have stuck to one distro.


NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 10:11:28 [Preview] No.343152 del
>>343150
Wheres the Bulge?


NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 10:13:03 [Preview] No.343153 del
>>343145
What are you watching?
I've been watching Self Sustainable Me while dozing off lately.
It's very comfy viewing.


NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 10:13:36 [Preview] No.343154 del
>>343152
Hidden bulge.


NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 10:13:52 [Preview] No.343155 del
>>343150
You still on that bottle.


NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 10:14:22 [Preview] No.343156 del
That’s a lot of wanks


NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 10:15:05 [Preview] No.343157 del
>>343148
Best move in a long time, I hate the liberals, also I have no clue what the vic government was thinking when they got involved in this crap.


NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 10:19:31 [Preview] No.343158 del
>>343157
Does anyone have that picture of xi doing scomo from behind? I want to see it one more time.


NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 10:20:07 [Preview] No.343159 del
>>343144
That would be pretty based on the weekend. You check the toilets for drugs each hour.


NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 10:20:18 [Preview] No.343160 del
>>343151
Bluetooth is working fine on kernel 4.19.0
Plus I guess I can make the excuse that learning apt is more suited for work purposes


NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 10:25:42 [Preview] No.343161 del
>>343144
No because I am actually working and got my shit together I am welcome back at my parents. Back downstairs at the old dig. We moved in here in back in 92


NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 10:26:00 [Preview] No.343162 del
>>343150
Boonging ain't easy.


NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 10:26:48 [Preview] No.343163 del
>>343156
I hope they were big loads


NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 10:28:05 [Preview] No.343164 del
>>343161
>I am welcome back at my parents.
Good to hear


NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 10:29:40 [Preview] No.343165 del
>>343161
Origin of based.


NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 10:34:03 [Preview] No.343166 del
>>343161
I thought your dad lived out in the urban area. whats with the python in the shed your lancia was in?

I have EXIF data that proves your dad doesent live in brisbane!


NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 10:34:15 [Preview] No.343167 del
might sleep now
night all


NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 10:34:21 [Preview] No.343168 del
>>343164
How dare they judge him? It's their fault for raising him badly. I hope he puts them in a nursing home someday against their will.


NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 10:35:32 [Preview] No.343169 del
>>343167
Night m8


NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 10:36:36 [Preview] No.343170 del
>>343167
Good night NEET. Sleep tight.


NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 10:36:41 [Preview] No.343171 del
>>343167
Get back here you wuss! Nobody goes to sleep until we all go to sleep. Neet compound rules.


NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 10:37:14 [Preview] No.343172 del
>>343150
Cheers!


NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 10:42:18 [Preview] No.343173 del
>>343172
How many standards tonight?


NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 10:44:28 [Preview] No.343174 del
Need more weber battlestation photos

>>343173
3.4 in the red top, 7.8 in the sixpack.
We'll see if I actually finish them i will


NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 10:49:03 [Preview] No.343175 del
>>343174
I have feeling you'll finish them.


NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 10:57:13 [Preview] No.343176 del
Everyone disappears when I start my boong.
Not a very inclusive community for those of us with disabilities aye


NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 10:59:02 [Preview] No.343177 del
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NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 10:59:46 [Preview] No.343178 del
>>343176
I am enjoying my shows. It's one time of day when I don't have to think about anything. We have a lot of good NEETs who are already in bed, like myself.


NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 11:04:00 [Preview] No.343179 del
>>343176
You should spend some time on Tiktok


NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 11:05:52 [Preview] No.343180 del
>>343176
What disability do you have, aside from being black?


NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 11:06:29 [Preview] No.343181 del
>>343179
So that's where all the teen qt's went.


NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 11:06:55 [Preview] No.343182 del
>>343179
kek, what was that.


NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 11:15:29 [Preview] No.343183 del
Bluetooth broke.


NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 11:16:38 [Preview] No.343184 del
>>343182
I have no clue. It just appeared.


NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 11:18:35 [Preview] No.343185 del
We need a plan to raise moneys to fund the neet compound. Let me hear your proposals.


NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 11:20:34 [Preview] No.343186 del
>>343185
As I've mentioned before:

1. Cruisey starts an NDIS care service
2. He helps us all get on cenno with NDIS funding
3. We pool resources and donate to cruisey, he builds the commune tax deductable
4. We live happily ever after


NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 11:21:33 [Preview] No.343187 del
>>343172
You are one step away from tranny programmer socks. Head caution. Beware.


NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 11:23:27 [Preview] No.343188 del
Good night NEETs. Sleep tight.


NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 11:24:17 [Preview] No.343189 del
>>343185
A neet that bought bought heaps of dogecoin as a joke 5 years ago was our only hope.

Its over. We have to wait till after the collapse now.


NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 11:28:03 [Preview] No.343190 del
>>343186
Cruisey will become some horrible overlord in this case.


NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 11:31:48 [Preview] No.343191 del
>>343188
Night mate.


NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 12:04:37 [Preview] No.343192 del
>>343155
Yeah, I only have a drink now and then. I had like 3 standards tonight,.


NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 12:05:21 [Preview] No.343193 del


NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 12:06:13 [Preview] No.343194 del


NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 12:06:40 [Preview] No.343195 del
>>343176
I watched Sarafina.
Not great.


NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 12:07:48 [Preview] No.343196 del


NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 12:08:26 [Preview] No.343197 del
>>343190
You will not be allowed to say such things in the commune.


NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 12:11:37 [Preview] No.343198 del
gonna have a big wank


NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 12:12:10 [Preview] No.343199 del
Good night friends.


NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 12:12:32 [Preview] No.343200 del
>>343198
A medium one will do.


NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 12:14:34 [Preview] No.343201 del


NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 12:21:16 [Preview] No.343203 del
>>343199
noneye peter rabbit


NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 12:26:38 [Preview] No.343204 del
>tfw gooned


NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 12:34:08 [Preview] No.343205 del
Wondering how I find discord communities for my interests and make online friends like I used to have back when I played video games years ago.
It's a lot to take in. Feels pretty gay too, wish IRC was still a thing


NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 12:46:31 [Preview] No.343207 del
>>343205
Try searching on disboard.


NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 12:54:28 [Preview] No.343208 del
>>343207
Cheers


NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 13:30:16 [Preview] No.343210 del
>>343205
go to 4chan

find a board

find a general on your topic

look or ask for a discord

easy

i used to hate discord, now a few servers on narrow interersts are super comfy


NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 13:32:01 [Preview] No.343211 del
>>343209
im tired, waht am i missing here ?


NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 13:48:34 [Preview] No.343213 del
>>343211
chink professor intentionally submits bugs/security flaw commits to the kernel under the guise of research, succeeds, entire university gets banned as a result.


NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 14:00:50 [Preview] No.343214 del
>>343213
OOOOOOFFFF

thank fuck i only update my kernal every major release

rolling fags BTFO


NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 14:02:42 [Preview] No.343215 del
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NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 14:14:49 [Preview] No.343216 del
>>343094
Nice view, hope you aren't on your bike though, those shoes look horribly uncomfortable to ride in.
>>343122
Calm down mate, no need to get like that.
>>343150
>Wild Turkey
Nice mate.
>>343172
Going to join in on this trend.
>>343185
One of us learns how to count cards and wins big at the casino.
>>343215
Think I'll miss on reading this, it's not going to be pleasant.
Went to the gym, met up with my kinda normie mate afterwards, he bought two longnecks of stout for $4 from BWS with that orange woolies card, I gave him two bucks for one of them, cheapest beer I've ever bought from a bottle shop in this country, might get one of those cards, might get some good deals.


NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 14:24:34 [Preview] No.343217 del
>>343216
>those shoes look horribly uncomfortable to ride in.
wrong


NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 14:24:49 [Preview] No.343218 del
nite neets


NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 14:25:01 [Preview] No.343219 del
>>343216
Yeah the BWS membership deals look pretty legit sometimes. Can get a 6 pack of oaties for $12 I think.
Is that your right foot resting on your left arm? Lol


NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 14:25:26 [Preview] No.343220 del
>>343218
Me too
Nite


NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 14:29:15 [Preview] No.343221 del
>>343217
I guess I was wrong.
>>343219
>Is that your right foot resting on your left arm?
Nah those are both of my feet, I wish my arm was that thick.


NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 15:49:07 [Preview] No.343222 del
2am wide awake thinking about arguments with the guys in sales. Sleeping pills aren’t working.
Fark


NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 16:10:56 [Preview] No.343223 del
Heard this pretty decent hardcore/screamo version of "I was only 19" on my drive to the 24/7 bottleshop.
Got some darts. Faaarkin baseeeed


NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 16:51:53 [Preview] No.343224 del
>>343223
>Heard this pretty decent hardcore/screamo version of "I was only 19" on my drive to the 24/7 bottleshop
Going to Windsor again mate? What piss did you get? How much did it cost? I know they like to charge obscene prices after midnight. Share the link to that song if you have it ay.
>Got some darts.
What brand?


NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 17:47:10 [Preview] No.343225 del
>>343224
Couldn't find the link for the life of me. Pack of goats for ~23 bucks.
Pack of JPS Superkings menthol. Totalled around 65 bucks.

Watching best man speeches on youtube, realising I have no notable or quirky things of note in my relationship with my brother. No nicknames, no particularly funny memories, nothing. I dread the day I have to put on a speech infront of a bunch of people I don't know for a funeral or wedding etc.


NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 18:19:48 [Preview] No.343226 del
>>343187
I'll caution YOUR Head


NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 18:52:36 [Preview] No.343227 del
4:30, no point in pretending to sleep anymore, time to start the day. Good morning neeties.


NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 19:55:22 [Preview] No.343228 del
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>>343227
Morning NEETums.

its dangerous to go alone! Take this!!

https://youtube.com/watch?v=CWJmBBxJlig [Embed]


NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 21:25:12 [Preview] No.343229 del
mordninge


NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 21:38:33 [Preview] No.343230 del
>>343216
Noice tootsies Sprego
>two longnecks of stout for $4
That's very cheap, I don't get how they can do it.


NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 21:41:13 [Preview] No.343231 del
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>>343228
>>343227
>>343229
Morning, running late.
Was very difficult getting out of bed this morning while listening to the rain.


NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 21:43:42 [Preview] No.343232 del
>>343216
>One of us learns how to count cards and wins big at the casino.
I have about half a dozen books on card counting on my bookshelf. It's not hard.
Unfortunately the casino here switched to shuffling machines on all their tables. I suspect that would be the case in most other states too.


NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 21:45:49 [Preview] No.343233 del
>>343191
>>343196
Thank (You)!

>>343202
> living their best lives
I have that Nick bloke for that type of content.

>>343205
Universities have clubs dedicated to these things.

>>343206
kek

>>343209
Many meetings will be cancelled.

>>343212
Burn out is real. Companies who are competitive fields need unique ways to keep their employees. Happy employees may be more productive.

>>343215
I am honestly surprised this hasn't been banned despite it being a legit topic of discussion.

>>343216
>One of us learns how to count cards and wins big at the casino.
Is that possible these days.

>>343222
You need to disconnect from work.

>>343226
>Head
Which one?

>>343231
Those days are always comfy.

>>343227
>>343228
>>343231
Good morning and mordninge NEETs.


NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 21:48:30 [Preview] No.343234 del
>>343233
Morning
> always comfy.
I'm 18 mins behind schedule.


NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 21:55:13 [Preview] No.343235 del
>>343234
>I'm 18 mins behind schedule.
Take the express way.


NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 21:58:29 [Preview] No.343236 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Vms_6_TSQuc [Embed]


NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 21:59:43 [Preview] No.343237 del
>>343236
He sounds a little constipated


NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 22:00:47 [Preview] No.343238 del
This thing on Reddit is pretty funny about people denying COVID exists and they have it then dying soon after:
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/mvicaw/doctors_of_reddit_what_happened_when_you/


NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 22:04:31 [Preview] No.343239 del
>>343238
>proned, (therapy that involves lying the patient on their stomach in order to oxygenate the lung more effectively. Reserved for VERY sick covid patients)
I had to do this several times as a child with asthma. It's not that big a deal.


NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 22:09:03 [Preview] No.343240 del
>>343239
I like these stories of plane stupidity.
>We insisted in doing PCR and a chest CAT-scan looking for COVID but he and his wife refused saying that COVID wasn't real and it was just a bacterial infection
>They both cursed at us and said they were going to a better hospital to get antibiotics. Fastfoward 24 hours later on Saturday, I get a call from the hospital next county over telling us that they intubated one of our patients because he went into respiratory failure when he arrived
>... she turns around and waves the certificate yelling "See! I told you it wasn't COVID! It says here: "Death due to pulmonary pneumonia due to SARS-CoV-2! I knew it was a bacteria!". I told her: "SARS-CoV-2 is COVID-19, ma'am".


NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 22:13:48 [Preview] No.343241 del
>>343240
I skimmed the thread.
These redditor medical types give off this vibe I don't much like.


NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 22:17:20 [Preview] No.343242 del
>>343241
>These redditor medical types give off this vibe I don't much like.
I think it was the combination of COVID, the health care system over there and status doctors believe they hold.


NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 22:19:26 [Preview] No.343243 del
>>343242
nurses too seem to think they're gifted saints


NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 22:19:27 [Preview] No.343244 del
>>343241
>>343242
There was one thread a while back about nurses that sounded a lot worse.


NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 22:19:51 [Preview] No.343245 del
>>343243
>>343244
kek same thought pattern


NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 22:24:25 [Preview] No.343246 del
Ok, so today I'm gonna diet. No junk food. This time I mean it, really!


NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 22:28:57 [Preview] No.343247 del
>>343246
Good luck neet


NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 22:30:15 [Preview] No.343248 del
>>343246
Hope it goes well.
I am having leftover pizza for breakaiy


NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 22:35:14 [Preview] No.343249 del
>>343248
Goddam now I want some pizza. What kind?


NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 22:40:10 [Preview] No.343250 del
>>343249
Fat Jessie and meat lovers.


NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 22:41:30 [Preview] No.343251 del
Kek
>A hospital employee in Italy has been accused of skipping work on full pay for 15 years, local media report
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-56822571
Some of you neets aren't even trying.


NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 22:42:00 [Preview] No.343252 del
>>343248
>breakaiy


NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 22:43:49 [Preview] No.343253 del
having a sugar free pepsi to cancel out the pizza


NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 22:44:05 [Preview] No.343254 del
>>343252
I do it just for you.


NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 22:44:40 [Preview] No.343255 del
>>343251
Based dagos.


NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 23:13:33 [Preview] No.343258 del
>>343257
>Weber lines up 24 times


NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 23:15:30 [Preview] No.343259 del
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2021-04-21/sovereign-citizen-fined-absence-over-speeding-charge/100085060
This will have a hilarious sequel when she is eventually arrested and jailed for failing to pay the fine.


NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 23:17:32 [Preview] No.343260 del
>>343251
>The police have also accused him of threatening his manager to stop her from filing a disciplinary report against him.
>That manager later retired, police added, and his ongoing absence was never noticed by her successor or human resources.
The corruption. Craziness.


NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 23:18:27 [Preview] No.343261 del
>>343256
https://youtube.com/watch?v=poiVqZJPVBo [Embed]


NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 23:19:32 [Preview] No.343262 del
>>343257
I wonder how much they would expected in income from the government though.


NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 23:20:46 [Preview] No.343263 del
>>343259
>Sovereign citizens are understood to be part of an informal movement who believe laws only apply to them if they agree to them.
Nutters. It is why they need gaol for some of them.


NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 23:26:36 [Preview] No.343264 del
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NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 23:29:15 [Preview] No.343265 del
>>343263
yeah, it's 10 year old kid logic, up there with "I didn't ask to be born".


NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 23:33:51 [Preview] No.343266 del
>>343261
https://youtube.com/watch?v=UYF08jJi9Hg [Embed]


NEET 04/21/2021 (Wed) 23:40:46 [Preview] No.343267 del
>>343266
She's a strange one
https://youtube.com/watch?v=D4tZRZSGxcE [Embed]


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 00:29:54 [Preview] No.343269 del
Who hasn't wanted to pay $495.000 for an apartment that's 20% staircase?


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 00:33:31 [Preview] No.343270 del
>>343268
Don't have to list the dwelling number? The advertisement makes out like you are buying a house with a block of land...

In NSW, it would be x/26 Cirque Drive with x being the number.

>apartment that's 20% staircase?
At 81 square metres too. Fuck she's tiny.


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 00:36:29 [Preview] No.343271 del
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>>343269
To be fair you do get a nice view of everyones water heater


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 00:39:04 [Preview] No.343272 del
>>343271
you could have some fun with a silenced .22 getting those to launch themselves like rockets


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 00:43:01 [Preview] No.343273 del
https://www.news.com.au/entertainment/movies/sad-reason-robert-de-niros-career-has-taken-a-nosedive-in-recent-years/news-story/0d66cf3bf22d064a43b2ad384cf0d9ba

it's funny this progressive lefty is suffering as a result of a divorce and the very lefty shit he peddled


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 00:46:33 [Preview] No.343275 del
>>343271
I don't get what they did up there. We need solar panel to warm the water but it might not be enough so they stuck a gas heater on the water tank connected to the solar panel. Then to increase efficiency they'll stick an air con up there so direct sun on it makes it even less efficient to cool the house?

Those boxes much consume a lot of resources.


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 00:48:08 [Preview] No.343276 del
>>343273
Always about the money.


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 01:07:26 [Preview] No.343277 del
>>343276
that's what possum said before he shot me once


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 01:20:04 [Preview] No.343278 del
>>343277
*shot a load in me once


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 01:21:59 [Preview] No.343279 del
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NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 01:54:47 [Preview] No.343280 del
$80m powerballs tonight


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 02:02:18 [Preview] No.343281 del
Ok, made it until lunch time without eating any junk food. Time for lunch.


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 02:13:32 [Preview] No.343282 del
>>343280
Big boong money could be won.

>>343281
What's for lunch?


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 02:17:13 [Preview] No.343283 del
>>343282
2 sausages on bread, with fried onions and cheese, tomato sauce.


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 02:17:49 [Preview] No.343284 del
>>343281
What are you having?


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 02:18:43 [Preview] No.343285 del
>>343283
could be better, but could be worse
go easy on the condiments


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 02:21:24 [Preview] No.343286 del
>>343285
I'll get onto sandwiches eventually, for now it's just about avoiding coke and chips and chocolate.


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 02:23:23 [Preview] No.343287 del
>>343286
I understand.


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 02:31:45 [Preview] No.343288 del
A Mr Weber has left my mobile number at a company who could earn him a secondary source of income. When I made it clear I had no clue who that was, she disconnected the call.
Whoever this cunt is should stop leaving my number, as a car was also once parked in Tasmania a state that I have never visited with some angry woman calling me about moving it?


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 02:58:54 [Preview] No.343289 del
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NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 03:00:50 [Preview] No.343290 del
>>343289
I trust that Weber. I don't trust this Mr Weber fellow who has been in Tasmania and has been handing out my number over the years (I am assuming). I wonder if he misses all these calls and wonders what is wrong.


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 03:24:50 [Preview] No.343291 del
Slept till midday, chucked a sickie


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 03:26:03 [Preview] No.343292 del
>>343291
>chucked a sickie
Another night on the standards?


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 03:31:02 [Preview] No.343293 del
>>343291
jesus
smarten up, neet


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 03:43:40 [Preview] No.343294 del
>>343291
Good morning neet


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 03:55:31 [Preview] No.343296 del
>>343292
Probably
Wank from home tomorrow and try to reset over the weekend. On-call next week.
Getting fish and chips for breakfast


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 03:56:35 [Preview] No.343297 del
>>343296
>On-call next week
if you still have a job


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 03:56:42 [Preview] No.343298 del
>>343148
Do you think they pushed Dan down those stairs because of this billion dollar belt and road thing?


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 03:58:58 [Preview] No.343299 del
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>>343295
I wonder why this is a table in the article, I don't get what they are comparing as suitable and not suitable. I feel that it should be two lists but already made a table before it and said "fuck it"


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 03:59:55 [Preview] No.343300 del
>>343299
yes, it makes no sense
particular the row that lists cultural attire on the left


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 04:02:32 [Preview] No.343301 del
The aim is to make them look like they're professional about being unemployable deadwood.


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 04:07:18 [Preview] No.343302 del
>>343301
I had the ASD talk last week. The pay seems significantly lower over time and you most likely have to move to Canberra. The only benefit was 4% extra superannuation. My point was I don't get working in the public sector.

There were a lot of opportunities for training but you earned less over time. If you self-funded training and got it back on tax, you would be better off over time I feel. The worked looked interesting though in what they were speculating but you needed to have a strong passion for it.


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 04:09:46 [Preview] No.343303 del
I also had no positive work related references in my life. I needed a letter from uni or 'work' with supervisor as a reference to apply.


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 04:11:32 [Preview] No.343304 del
>>343302
What some people do is take those jobs early on and do as much training as possible and then jump ship to the private sector.

>>343303
There would be a lot of uni graduates in that boat. Only half of highschool and uni age kids would bother with part time work.


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 04:20:39 [Preview] No.343305 del
>>343304
The vetting process concerned me. It seem to be pretty basic on the checklist and I don't have any skeletons in the closet, but there are gaps in my life that I don't feel comfortable talking in relation to my past.

It looked like a lot of work. What I got out of it was a need to start plan what I am going to do after university to bulk out my CV. Get an internship or work towards getting one.


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 04:30:48 [Preview] No.343306 del
>>343305
You'll need to be open and honest with anything you're asked for the higher security clearances (NV2, PV1/2). Often it's not because they care about a person's proclivities, but whether that person can be leveraged by another country/organisation. Like they wouldn't care about an openly gay or trans person, but they would care about such a person who was still hiding in the closet because that can potentially be used to control them.


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 04:37:03 [Preview] No.343307 del
>>343306
>but whether that person can be leveraged by another country/organisation
Good point. They said everything was possible at the entry level (graduate/internship) without needing PV (I think), but you would need it if accepted for a position later on.

It seemed to open a can of worms that I don't like having dug around in. Might consider revisiting the psychologist, as I don't think having anything that can be leverage against is a good idea.


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 04:41:35 [Preview] No.343308 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=-i-E5GnaGCE [Embed]


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 04:43:41 [Preview] No.343309 del
>>343308
Pitchfork Peasants with murder in their eyes.


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 05:05:22 [Preview] No.343310 del
>>343306
> can be leveraged by another country/organisation
I'd be perfect for these roles, I can't be blackmailed because I don't care, and don't really understand what other humans think of me.


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 05:10:25 [Preview] No.343311 del
>>343310
But with some of higher vetting you need to go through everything in your life. They will try to find an inconsistency in what you have stated. You cannot lie and need to be 100% upfront about every detail of every question that is asked about you.

If they find an odd social media account or an image of you online or in an archive that corresponded to a particular event that you didn't state, you can fail the vetting. They won't tell you from what I have heard what it was that failed you.

They stated there a variety of IT plus STEM and non-IT through business related positions that are opening up, if you're interested.


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 05:21:35 [Preview] No.343312 del
>>343311
>They won't tell you from what I have heard what it was that failed you.
That's to help stop the system being gamed.


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 05:23:44 [Preview] No.343313 del
>tfw Don't want any Gov agency knowing I've been wanking to Boong porn


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 05:25:14 [Preview] No.343316 del
>>343313
you're already on that list


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 05:30:57 [Preview] No.343324 del
>>343312
>That's to help stop the system being gamed.
Exactly. There is also requirement that someone who knows you but isn't related to you can speak to them. That is another NEET challenge.


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 05:32:27 [Preview] No.343325 del
>>343323
Those NDIS things on their back like an official judicial body made me laugh.

Fuck $10 million that's the commune.


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 05:37:51 [Preview] No.343326 del
>>343325
that's just so the storm troopers know who not to shoot or brutalise


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 05:39:23 [Preview] No.343327 del
so lazy i've paid dan $15 extra to bring my goon to me in the next two hours


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 05:40:07 [Preview] No.343328 del
>>343326
They're there to look. Probably not even touch. It just makes me laugh.


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 05:41:05 [Preview] No.343329 del
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NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 05:42:00 [Preview] No.343331 del
>>343328
They're probably there to help sort NDIS related paperwork from whatever other random paperwork might be present.


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 05:42:17 [Preview] No.343333 del
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Wizzy back from walkabout
FREE GOON FOR ALL


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 05:43:15 [Preview] No.343334 del
>>343328
Tax payer paid for those two jackets to be made before the raid could commence. Could have just put an ice cream bucket on their heads with NDIS written on it in texta and achieved the same thing.


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 05:43:27 [Preview] No.343335 del
>>343329
Better make sure you thank them.


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 05:43:41 [Preview] No.343336 del
>>343333
Thanks Wizzy.


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 05:44:09 [Preview] No.343337 del
>>343334
>Could have just put an ice cream bucket on their heads with NDIS written on it in texta and achieved the same thing.
That would have been more effective for getting the medias attention.


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 06:29:24 [Preview] No.343338 del
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Reading old 8chan threads.
Found one where I'm discussing my worry about potentially losing my job due to being a boong and how I was behind on everything and treading water and shit.
2 years ago. Nothings changed.
Time for a beer.


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 06:36:17 [Preview] No.343339 del
Penfolds Bin 28 helps define the proven synergy between rich South Australian Shiraz and well-integrated American oak derived from 12 months barrel maturation. It is Penfolds oldest Bin wine. As with all Bin 28 wines, this wine will benefit from careful cellaring.


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 06:36:40 [Preview] No.343340 del
Kents.

Girls just want to have fun.


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 06:37:57 [Preview] No.343341 del
Initially, plummy fruits meshed with sweet spices (predominantly cinnamon), almond. And then a pause to imbibe the aromatic atmospherics of a patisserie:
Crème anglaise, cannoli with vanilla custard ... and classic bourbon vanilla at that!
A croquembouche’s (profiterole) hazelnut brittle.
Grated chocolate – both white and dark.
Fresh, awakening.


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 06:39:21 [Preview] No.343342 del
Medium-bodied.
Raspberry/chocolate flavours with a sprinkling of spice and cola.
Symptoms: Fleshy, and an almost glycerolic texture; bulbous/expansive palate profile.
Diagnosis: Tannins – integrated/embedded – supportive, not standing apart.
Oak – no obtrusive flavours to speak of ... yet all the benefits of a calm maturation is seasoned hogsheads.


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 06:53:39 [Preview] No.343344 del
>>343338
>Time for a beer.
Boong lyfe.


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 06:53:58 [Preview] No.343345 del
>>343340
Based.


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 06:55:04 [Preview] No.343346 del
I think the pond scum that broke in my house two weeks ago came back last night. The Ring Floodlight camera scared them off but didn't detect enough motion to start recording.


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 06:56:11 [Preview] No.343347 del
>>343346
Do you have a front gate you can lock or anything like that?
Applied for a firearms license yet?


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 06:57:03 [Preview] No.343348 del
feeling extremely ripped off ever since I found out my dog is 75% water


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 07:00:29 [Preview] No.343349 del
>>343347
>Do you have a front gate you can lock or anything like that?
It was locked now. All doors were locked and inside all doors have latches on them (i.e. if they kick them open it's going to be very loud). Neighbours said the police just drove past them without asking them what they were doing (man and woman in the street).

>Applied for a firearms license yet?
No I have this in my bedroom if needed. It can blind people on full brightness among other purposes:
https://www.amazon.com.au/Aoneky-Baseball-Flashlight-Outdoor-Activities/dp/B078KSKN88/


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 07:00:47 [Preview] No.343350 del
>>343348
>my dog is 75% water
That why you have to wank the dog.


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 07:03:06 [Preview] No.343351 del
>>343347
>>343349
The also been a string of robberies a street away so there was cause to ask them questions.


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 07:05:38 [Preview] No.343352 del
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Must be VB time.


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 07:08:53 [Preview] No.343353 del
>>343352
43 degrees, ouch.
Where are you?


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 07:09:00 [Preview] No.343354 del
>>343352
w-wombo?


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 07:09:23 [Preview] No.343355 del


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 07:11:57 [Preview] No.343356 del


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 07:12:38 [Preview] No.343357 del
>>343354
it is the noot with the infuriating keyboard


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 07:14:46 [Preview] No.343358 del
>>343353
No, thats the cpu temp it was overheating before I put in new fans, I have just been keeping an eye on it.
>>343354
No just a regular Boong


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 07:19:43 [Preview] No.343359 del
evening


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 07:23:24 [Preview] No.343360 del
>>343359
Evening NEET.


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 07:23:58 [Preview] No.343361 del
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NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 07:24:01 [Preview] No.343362 del
Brehs. The chicken Parma pizza is back in flavourtown !


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 07:25:53 [Preview] No.343363 del
>>343362
Straight to the Hips


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 07:27:09 [Preview] No.343364 del
>>343362
>Brehs


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 07:28:06 [Preview] No.343366 del
>>343225
>Couldn't find the link for the life of me.
That's okay, I'll try fihnd it myself later.
>Pack of goats for ~23 bucks
Not bad considering BWS has them for $21, I remember going there and them having extortionate prices such as $26 for a six pack of Calrtons.
>realising I have no notable or quirky things of note in my relationship with my brother. No nicknames, no particularly funny memories, nothing
A lot of times with family memories you just have to find those little mundane, seemingly insignificant things and take value out of that. Very few people actually some kind of ridiculously significant "big memory" happen to them, at least outside of the movies that is. I have heaps of really dumb insignifcant memories that I treasure nonetheless. My mum buying me cinnamon donuts from the Viet bakery when I was little, playing with model trains with my cousin, kicking the footy in the park with my dad on the rare occasion he wasn't skitzing or away, watching cartoons with my sister. It's hard to do this at first but once you do it helps you appreciate life much more., at least that's what it did for me.
>>343230
>That's very cheap, I don't get how they can do it.
It seemed to be a once off deal on a loyalty card sort of situation, but yeah it's still very cheap.
>>343232
Back to the drawing board I guess..
>>343235
I forgot this OC existed, it's very good.
>>343251
The wogs have the NEET lifestyle figured out to the next level.
>>343333
Thanks Wizzy, I always have had faith in you.
>>343352
Thinking about the time NK referred to VB as "Violent Bumcuddle".
>>343359
Evening.
>>343362
How much does one of those pizzas set you back?


16 degrees today in Shitbourne, went into uni today, everyone there is just a boring normie, all of you NEETs seem 10 times more interesting than anyone in my classes. Was listening to this earlier, it's like a post-Soviet version of HOME, I liked it a lot.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=FL270ZHY9K4 [Embed]


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 07:29:36 [Preview] No.343367 del
>>343366
Good evening, Mr. Sperg.


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 07:30:09 [Preview] No.343368 del
https://thevale.com.au/

My old boss has done well for himself.


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 07:31:22 [Preview] No.343370 del
>>343367
Good evening, how has your day been.


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 07:31:57 [Preview] No.343371 del
>>343362
🚨flavour alert🚨


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 07:33:18 [Preview] No.343373 del
>>343370
Not too bad, thank you.
Worked from home.
Had some leftover pidser for breakkiaye.
Just had two grilled chicken and bacon burgers from HJs for dindins.
Consuming a 3 year old shiraz.


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 07:35:04 [Preview] No.343374 del
Large zinger box with the wings changed to popcorn chicken and a six pack of wicked wings, plus two sauces


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 07:36:48 [Preview] No.343375 del
>>343373
Good to hear, that sounds pretty comfy, I had some hard-boiled eggs and cottage cheese for breakfast, I'm going to have some honey soy kebabs and rice for dinner, not sure if I'm going to drink tonight, was paying the goon tax this morning a little. What sort of shiraz is it?


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 07:39:24 [Preview] No.343376 del
>>343375
It's a 2018 Penfolds Bin 28 Kalimna. Bit pricey at $40, but I have to see the doctor tomorrow and she's going to shame me about being a fat alcho.


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 07:42:16 [Preview] No.343377 del
>>343366
>My mum buying me cinnamon donuts from the Viet bakery when I was little, playing with model trains with my cousin, kicking the footy in the park with my dad on the rare occasion he wasn't skitzing or away, watching cartoons with my sister.
A lovely memory.

>I forgot this OC existed, it's very good.
I protect my Dan's.

>>343368
The website is not loading for me...

>>343369
This link is though.

>>343372
Awesome project. I wonder how much the battery cost him.

>>343374
Feed = Power.

>>343376
>she's going to shame me about being a fat alcho.
Will there be much discussion about:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=SrFUKz8x0C8 [Embed]

Did they say why she couldn't be fucked appearing last time?


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 07:47:06 [Preview] No.343378 del
>>343377
https://youtube.com/watch?v=LtQMqAdtiDw [Embed]


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 07:49:19 [Preview] No.343379 del
>>343362
It’s like hooking up with old hot ex-GF again

FLAVOURTOWN


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 07:50:53 [Preview] No.343380 del
MOTHERFUCKERS DIDN'T GIVE ME ANY CHIPS!!!!!


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NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 07:52:09 [Preview] No.343382 del


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 07:52:24 [Preview] No.343383 del


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 07:52:41 [Preview] No.343384 del
>>343381
Flavourtown!


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 07:53:28 [Preview] No.343385 del
(3.04 MB 1522x990 fightmummy.png)
Need a fight bimbo gf


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 07:55:13 [Preview] No.343386 del
>>343385
Acquire one!


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 07:56:04 [Preview] No.343387 del
>>343246
How's it going?


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 07:56:52 [Preview] No.343388 del


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 07:59:27 [Preview] No.343389 del
Might go and see Mortal Kombat at the moofies tomorrow
Haven't been to the cinema in fucking ages.


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 08:01:02 [Preview] No.343390 del
>>343389
Did they make a new one?


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 08:03:17 [Preview] No.343391 del
>>343389
Cinemas can be so disappointing.


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 08:05:42 [Preview] No.343392 del
>>343323
They were silly about it.
You put it into the trust then just increase your wage.


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 08:05:52 [Preview] No.343393 del
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>>343384
oooooff this was a strong FLAVOURTOWN hit

kino !


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 08:06:20 [Preview] No.343394 del
>>343333
unna
Good cunt.


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 08:06:28 [Preview] No.343395 del
>>343389
Enjoy the movie neet.


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 08:07:06 [Preview] No.343396 del
>>343389
wait for dune or top gun

this moofie has a high probabilty of suckage


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 08:07:27 [Preview] No.343397 del
>>343340
Swim out there and talk to them.


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 08:08:40 [Preview] No.343398 del
>>343357
It's really not suitable.


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 08:09:01 [Preview] No.343399 del
>>343362
UH UH UH UH


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 08:09:50 [Preview] No.343400 del
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>>343393
Just be careful on its way out.


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 08:10:26 [Preview] No.343401 del
>>343366
>a once off deal
Should;ve got a slab.
Evening Spreg


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 08:10:38 [Preview] No.343402 del
>>343390
I guess so. I've never seen it before.

>>343396
I know it will suck, but at least it will have half decent production value and I don't have anything else to do in meatspace.


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 08:11:19 [Preview] No.343403 del
>>343382
>>343383
Yeah, I said I was getting a zinger box.


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 08:17:53 [Preview] No.343404 del
ooooooooofffffffffffff

ready to have anzac day monday cancelled and locked down new south welshman ??????

they always do this on public holidays to fuck with you

it will never end


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 08:18:30 [Preview] No.343405 del
FUCKING CALLING IT


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 08:22:11 [Preview] No.343406 del
>>343376
Oooooh fancy.
>I have to see the doctor tomorrow and she's going to shame me about being a fat alcho
On occasions like that one has to treat oneself.
>>343377
>A lovely memory
They are indeed.
>>343381
Looks nice, have you ever had one of these with some camenbert?
>>343389
Last time I went to the cinema it was to see the Joker movie. I might go to see the Sopranos prequel/spin off movie when it comes out in September, if they release it in cinemas that is.


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 08:23:55 [Preview] No.343407 del
>>343403
Call 'em up and complain.


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 08:25:25 [Preview] No.343409 del
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>>343406
>>I have to see the doctor tomorrow and she's going to shame me about being a fat alcho

IF YOU HAVE A NICE HAIRCUT AND DRESS NICELY ITS OK TO BE A FAT ALCHO

SHE IS SHAMING YOU ABOUT BEING A FAT ALCHO

ITS THE REST OF THE PACKAGE


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NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 08:34:13 [Preview] No.343412 del
>>343409
It's not me who's going to the doctor, I don't know what you're on about, if your're trying to be insulting or what.


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 08:35:16 [Preview] No.343413 del
>>343411
>Now, I don’t know if it was a full moon, or PMS, or some other such rubbish, but last Thursday night when a bloke who looked to be in his mid-50s slid into my DMs with an ESSAY telling me all the ways I am wrong and to just hurry up and choose a bloke, any bloke, because at 36 years old it’s slim pickings and I’ve definitely left it too late for kids, I found myself getting really angry.

>I fired off a doozy of a response that probably gave the bloke an early-induced heart attack and then blocked him from all forms of social media.

my sides


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 08:36:53 [Preview] No.343414 del
Why does every fucking one of these articles have the woman taking a mirror selfie sitting on her bedroom floor


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 08:36:59 [Preview] No.343415 del
>>343412
IM NOT INSULTING ANYONE

I WAS NOT EVEN TALKING TO TO YOU (JUST BECAUSE YOU GOT A (YOU) SO FUCK YOU


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 08:37:09 [Preview] No.343416 del
>>343410
Nice slurp


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 08:39:30 [Preview] No.343417 del
>>343410
Let me gape your nose holes.


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 08:40:41 [Preview] No.343418 del
>>343415
Calm down, geez.
>I WAS NOT EVEN TALKING TO TO YOU (JUST BECAUSE YOU GOT A (YOU)
Usually if you get a (You) it means that message is for you but if that's what not what you meant then I guess that's way it is.


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 08:42:21 [Preview] No.343419 del
>>343413
she has mad skills locating all of his social media accounts from one email address


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 08:43:53 [Preview] No.343421 del
>>343419
actually, not even, if he used DMs on one platform


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 08:44:40 [Preview] No.343422 del
>>343410
Refreshing.


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 08:46:01 [Preview] No.343423 del
>>343422
Are you being facetious


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 08:46:15 [Preview] No.343424 del
>>343420
You need clean living Mister.


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 08:47:08 [Preview] No.343425 del
>>343423
Turn that frown upside down.


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 08:50:31 [Preview] No.343427 del
GARN CRAGGERS


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 08:50:50 [Preview] No.343428 del
>>343426
Another night on the standards: CONFIRMED!


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 08:51:40 [Preview] No.343429 del
KINSO !

https://youtube.com/watch?v=zfJjicQkYsU [Embed]


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 08:52:09 [Preview] No.343430 del
We need to have live video chats on a discord or something where we all get on the standards


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 08:53:18 [Preview] No.343431 del
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>>343428
>TFW IT WAS DOABLE AFTER ALL


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 08:55:30 [Preview] No.343432 del
>>343430
I'm too classy for anything like that.


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 08:57:41 [Preview] No.343433 del
>>343429
Interesting to say the least. I wish he had the taste test in the video.


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 08:59:02 [Preview] No.343434 del
>>343430
I am in bed and have out on moisturiser on my face at my skin is dry from the cold wind. I would not be ready for drinking.


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 08:59:04 [Preview] No.343435 del
>>343426
Thats a bad cough m8


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 09:00:14 [Preview] No.343436 del
>>343435
I'll be right aye, its not very intrusive and means I get to work from home.


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 09:02:05 [Preview] No.343437 del
>>343430
>Imagine in summer all the Execs naked, sitting on towels to soak up the excess sweat.


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 09:05:11 [Preview] No.343438 del
>>343437
That would be fantastic


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 09:07:41 [Preview] No.343439 del
>>343437
>Weber holding a can of monster under each breast


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 09:18:43 [Preview] No.343440 del
>>343434
Trips faget


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 09:20:24 [Preview] No.343441 del
>>343437
This video shows how we transport the executives around


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 09:23:04 [Preview] No.343442 del
>>343440
I don't want this happening


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 09:35:16 [Preview] No.343443 del
>>343441
kek, who needs a bridge


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 09:49:34 [Preview] No.343444 del
Going to be another cold one tonight will have to remember to get the other winter weight dooner out and on the bed.


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 09:50:46 [Preview] No.343445 del
ProudNeet. Where are you?


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 09:51:09 [Preview] No.343446 del
>>343444
It certainty feels that way.


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 09:52:40 [Preview] No.343447 del
>>343445
Probably at Dan's since he hasn't replied to any of your last three messages.


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 09:58:19 [Preview] No.343448 del
https://www.opendemocracy.net/en/countering-radical-right/endchan-narratives-chanosphere/

Is this just a blatant lie? Pretty sure we were the top board in Jan 2020.


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 09:59:43 [Preview] No.343449 del
>>343415
Try actually responding to the right person then.


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 10:02:17 [Preview] No.343450 del
>>343448
Probably.


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 10:02:56 [Preview] No.343451 del
>>343448
>ctrl + f
>dan
>2 hits
>both for "dangerous"

I don't think she did her homework at all.


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 10:23:20 [Preview] No.343452 del
might go to bed
night all


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 10:25:15 [Preview] No.343453 del
>>343452
goodnight neet


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 10:27:09 [Preview] No.343454 del
>>343420
Shitey wanted his arse untainted.


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 10:28:31 [Preview] No.343455 del
>>343452
Good night NEET. Sleep tight.


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 10:30:14 [Preview] No.343456 del
>>343452
Night


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 10:31:06 [Preview] No.343457 del
Watched an episode of Bush Tucker Man, he was looking at Wandjinas.
Now watching Crouching Tiger, hidden Dragon.


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 10:32:45 [Preview] No.343458 del
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Now that that other neet has gone to bed, it's time to get that bbq going.


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 10:33:17 [Preview] No.343459 del
>>343458
Wouldn't the smell wake him up?


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 10:37:19 [Preview] No.343460 del
>>343457
I am watching that Mandarine show.


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 10:40:29 [Preview] No.343461 del
magnum


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 10:41:56 [Preview] No.343462 del
(4.58 MB 640x640 IMG_1446.mp4)


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 10:42:22 [Preview] No.343463 del
Absolutely stuffed myself with tuna patties. I suspect there's something wrong with my digestive system, it signals my brain to stop eating far too slowly, and that's partly why I'm fat.


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 10:43:09 [Preview] No.343464 del
>>343459
It did. Gimme.


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 10:43:34 [Preview] No.343465 del
>>343463
You have a need 2 feed. You should do portion control.


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 10:43:39 [Preview] No.343466 del
>>343458
Oooh, good feed.


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 10:44:36 [Preview] No.343467 del
>>343464
I won't have many snags. You can help us finish them.


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 10:45:20 [Preview] No.343468 del
>>343463
>fat
*Executive


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 10:46:00 [Preview] No.343469 del
>>343462
Based kitty.


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 10:46:57 [Preview] No.343470 del
>https://www.theage.com.au/politics/federal/no-pfizer-for-over-50s-as-victoria-braces-for-subcontinent-virus-threat-20210422-p57lmy.html
national cabinet has also agreed on travel restrictions for people arriving from India.
At long fucking last. Let's enshrine them into the constitution.


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 10:46:58 [Preview] No.343471 del
>>343463
I'm the same but with alcohol.
I had a bag of peanut mnm's for dindins. Will have some hawaiian tear and share rolls later.
I haven't had a proper cooked meal in a couple weeks I think. Closest was making chicken breast and white rice for lunch at work.


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 10:47:17 [Preview] No.343472 del
>>343462
Puss wants some kit-e-cat


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 10:48:11 [Preview] No.343473 del
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NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 10:49:26 [Preview] No.343474 del
>>343470
Designated Sydney streets now.


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 10:50:38 [Preview] No.343475 del
I miss the shitemeister
Why did he leave? Was it the boongery? I hope it wasn't in part my behaviour that pushed him away.


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 10:50:42 [Preview] No.343476 del
asdasdq


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 10:51:03 [Preview] No.343477 del
I miss the executive neets


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 10:54:19 [Preview] No.343478 del
>>343477
If you listen clearly you can still hear arses clap.


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 10:54:24 [Preview] No.343479 del
>>343477
We all died of heart attacks.


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 10:54:25 [Preview] No.343480 del
>>343475
It was you hitting him up for drugs


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 10:55:22 [Preview] No.343481 del
>>343475
Perhaps he moved onto the next chapter in his life. I believe he still visits on occasions.


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 10:58:52 [Preview] No.343482 del
>>343481
Face facts, he was too much of a normie for the likes of us.


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 10:59:24 [Preview] No.343483 del
>>343477
A number of them will be awoken from their summer hibernation at tonights Council meeting, When they awake they will be ravenous so it will not be a a safe place to be, a number of skelle neets have been selected to be fed to them approx 20 skelles to each Exec, it is simply be an appetizer for them.


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 11:01:58 [Preview] No.343484 del
>>343483
BBQ entree


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 11:02:32 [Preview] No.343485 del
>>343482
He had a lot going on his life. I would struggle managing it all.


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 11:04:53 [Preview] No.343486 del
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zoomy


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 11:05:21 [Preview] No.343487 del
>>343473
you've posted this gook larping as rubbish before.


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 11:06:08 [Preview] No.343488 del
>>343485
I hope he is well.


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 11:06:18 [Preview] No.343489 del
>>343486
Dan's new delivery service?


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 11:07:36 [Preview] No.343490 del
>>343487
It's a timeless classic


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 11:12:05 [Preview] No.343491 del
pork ribs


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 11:16:14 [Preview] No.343492 del
>>343491
30kg worth?


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 11:17:46 [Preview] No.343493 del
Good night NEETs. Sleep tight.


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 11:18:06 [Preview] No.343494 del
Deadbolt locked
Lights off
Beers to the dome
Another night on the standards


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 11:27:12 [Preview] No.343495 del
>>343493
Night m8


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 11:27:37 [Preview] No.343496 del
>>343494
night neet


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 11:38:43 [Preview] No.343497 del
>>343492
if only neet


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 11:52:19 [Preview] No.343498 del
Neighbour is outside talking to a girl that isn't his girlfriend
Sounds fucking annoying


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 11:56:51 [Preview] No.343499 del


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 11:58:31 [Preview] No.343500 del
Shouldn't hve watched crouching tiger, hidden dragon. Feeling sad now.


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 12:12:23 [Preview] No.343501 del
>>343500
Best to forget about it.


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 12:21:52 [Preview] No.343502 del
>>343501
She jumps off the bridge after fucking her own and everyone around her's lives up.


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 12:25:19 [Preview] No.343503 del
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nogf feels hitting tonight...


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 12:27:15 [Preview] No.343504 del
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>>343503
Somewhere out there, there's a potential gf woeing about >tfw no boong bf


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 12:29:02 [Preview] No.343505 del
Went out for a smoke
Neighbour and girl came out
She’s recently moved into the complex, older kiwi woman
I shook her hand and then he asked me what I’d been up to, too him I’d been sick as a dog and she was so offended that I’d shaken her hand. It was just an automatic thing. She was asking for hand sanitizer and shit.
Man this virus has made people so scared


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 12:31:59 [Preview] No.343506 del
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>>343504
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Fucking good one mate, best laugh I've had this week. No woman would ever want me.


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 12:33:31 [Preview] No.343507 del
>>343505
> hand sanitizer and shit
Should've said that was your wanking hand and you don't cross contaminate.


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 12:34:32 [Preview] No.343508 del
>>343506
That's a good likeness of me, but I'm more corpulent.


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 12:34:44 [Preview] No.343509 del
>>343506
It's all about confidence brah.


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 12:35:50 [Preview] No.343510 del
>>343505
You could have just told her that by sick you were referring to your alcoholism.


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 12:36:26 [Preview] No.343511 del
Good night friends.


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 12:38:27 [Preview] No.343512 del
>>343511
Nighty night neet.


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 12:38:37 [Preview] No.343513 del
>>343511
I like that gondola


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 12:44:23 [Preview] No.343514 del
>>343511
Goodnight mate.
Fucking hell I'm really working myself up with this nogf bullshit again, was going to watch a couple of lectures but I don't think I can do it now, I said I wasn't going to drink tonight, but I might end up doing it in order to ward off some of this shit in my head.


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 13:02:42 [Preview] No.343515 del
>>343514
bitches love a good lecture


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 13:06:33 [Preview] No.343516 del
Listening to a story about a hacker who gets banned from using computers for years so he learns to go out and socialise with others. This is painful to hear.


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 13:43:29 [Preview] No.343517 del
>tfw drunk and covered in curry


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 13:44:01 [Preview] No.343518 del
>tfw having issues with the standos


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 14:33:01 [Preview] No.343519 del
>>343518
I have no such issue, I just pour them down my gullet.


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 20:20:46 [Preview] No.343520 del
Morning neeties. Avoided any junk food yesterday, but I still overate. Have to do better today.


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 20:49:23 [Preview] No.343521 del
>>343520
Its only junk if you dont crave it


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 21:27:17 [Preview] No.343522 del
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NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 21:36:53 [Preview] No.343523 del
morkding


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 21:46:03 [Preview] No.343524 del


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 21:49:17 [Preview] No.343525 del
Last night at about 10:45 I got a text message from a number that isn't saved in my phone. It just contained this youtube link: https://youtube.com/watch?v=YRM4gz4IfoE [Embed]


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 21:56:51 [Preview] No.343526 del
FUCK BIDEN THE SENILE CUNT
FFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK CRASHED THE MARKET


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 21:58:13 [Preview] No.343527 del


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 22:04:52 [Preview] No.343528 del
>>343525
Worked out who it was by saving them as a contact and then getting instagram and snapchat to search my contacts.
It was somebody I worked with in the early 2000s.


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 22:05:15 [Preview] No.343529 del


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 22:07:58 [Preview] No.343530 del
>>343495
>>343496
Thank (You)

>>343498
Sounds like a pump and dump scheme.

>>343500
You'll be fine.

>>343502
Spoiler.

>>343504
Good luck.

>>343505
You need clean living.

>>343506
These images make me laugh.

>>343516
What was his name.

>>343520
Good luck today.

>>343526
hodl.

>>343520
>>343522
>>343523
>>343524
>>343527
Good morning and morkding NEETs.


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 22:10:41 [Preview] No.343532 del
>>343528
>Having instagram and snapchat accounts
Get out normie.


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 22:11:04 [Preview] No.343533 del
>>343530
Morning


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 22:11:05 [Preview] No.343534 del
>>343531
https://youtube.com/watch?v=krENKhmS-4M [Embed]


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 22:11:44 [Preview] No.343535 del
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I've let my kitchen sink drain get blocked up again because I'm a mong. Have to go to woolies to grab some drain cleaner. You neets need anything?


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 22:12:42 [Preview] No.343536 del
>>343532
I have no friends or content.


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 22:13:38 [Preview] No.343537 del
>>343535
Use bicarb and vinegar.
Can you get me 30kg of three day weekend by the time I'm home please?


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 22:14:35 [Preview] No.343538 del
>>343530
>What was his name.
Sammy Kamkar. The podcast is here: https://darknetdiaries.com/episode/61/


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 22:16:48 [Preview] No.343540 del
>>343535
30kg Cabbage please


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 22:21:01 [Preview] No.343541 del
>>343539
They're dead Seamen


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 22:21:42 [Preview] No.343542 del
>>343531
>“Welp, got banned for a day by twitch,” Imjasmine wrote on Thursday. “See you all soon.”
People have had porn on for a second by accident after opening a link and have been permanently banned. The simps at Twitch ensure women getting lower bans so they don't get rowdy. It explains why they have banned the use of "simp".


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 22:22:30 [Preview] No.343543 del
>>343535
No but thank you for asking.


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 22:23:08 [Preview] No.343544 del
>>343536
>I have no friends or content.


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 22:23:29 [Preview] No.343545 del
>>343539
We couldn't even find an airplane in the indian ocean. I don't hold much hope for an actual submarine, designed to be stealthy.


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 22:23:56 [Preview] No.343546 del
>>343542
I was under the impression Twitch was a video gaming thing, but this bitch doesn't even play games.
She also has these giant pancake areolas, so in some respects it's not even her fault some was showing.


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 22:24:26 [Preview] No.343547 del
>>343538
>Sammy Kamkar.
Thank you.


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 22:24:43 [Preview] No.343548 del
>>343545
>designed to be stealthy
yeah but they have an oil slick and a bunch of indo apes on board trying to be found


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 22:24:47 [Preview] No.343549 del
>>343539
Spaceships are often hard to find.


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 22:26:36 [Preview] No.343550 del
>>343549
Pauline says our pump-jet spaceships have to appear every 20 minutes though.


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 22:27:51 [Preview] No.343551 del
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NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 22:27:56 [Preview] No.343552 del
>>343546
Twitch is for simping and it's employees love simping with suggestions of staff directly involved:
>Twitch has banned the word ‘simp’ – or, rather, the streaming giant would really prefer that you not use it, at least as an insult. The company’s newly-introduced policies, banning the use of terms like simp when used as a form of harassment, have already become a meme within the Twitch community. And that’s caused use of the ‘simp’ in chat to double since the ban.
https://www.pcgamesn.com/twitch/simp


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 22:30:54 [Preview] No.343554 del
>>343550
Perhaps she should become admiral or some other promotional role in the navy with a smile like this


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 22:31:18 [Preview] No.343555 del
https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2021/apr/23/more-than-5500-people-get-nsw-police-record-after-strip-searches-which-found-nothing
>Thousands of people subjected to a strip search in New South Wales have been left with a police record, despite officers not finding anything illegal. The state’s law enforcement watchdog has warned the practice could lead to further targeting without any cause.


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 22:31:32 [Preview] No.343556 del


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 22:32:23 [Preview] No.343557 del
>>343554
Now I need a wank.


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 22:35:10 [Preview] No.343558 del
Ok, looks like the drain wasn't really blocked after all, just the top bit needed to be cleared out with a paper towel. Won't be going to woolies after all, the rest of you bludgers will have to do your own shopping.


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 22:35:45 [Preview] No.343559 del
>>343553
Well played out.

>>343555
Jesus imagine explain the record was because you were stripped naked and they found nothing.


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 22:36:22 [Preview] No.343560 del
>>343551
Lame. At least the old school tiktok spammers used to give us qt's.


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 22:38:01 [Preview] No.343561 del
>>343558
REEEEEEE


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 22:38:58 [Preview] No.343562 del
>>343560
What's Olive up to these days?


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 23:04:22 [Preview] No.343564 del
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NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 23:06:21 [Preview] No.343565 del
>>343563
Didn't that make that virus that shut down that facility in Iran?


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 23:11:15 [Preview] No.343566 del
>>343565
Stuxnet? That was a US-Isreal colloaboration.


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 23:15:36 [Preview] No.343567 del
whats that sound ?


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 23:16:27 [Preview] No.343568 del
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Its the sound of Based

Good Morning Neets.


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 23:18:15 [Preview] No.343569 del
>>343568
Good morning Nuro.


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 23:21:34 [Preview] No.343570 del
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NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 23:22:32 [Preview] No.343571 del
>>343566
>Stuxnet?
Yes. I understand the point that they found a weakness in Israel defence but most wars are going have a cyber influence and they have a growing silicon valley over there. You can cripple a country without ever setting foot on the territory. If they view boots on the grounds as winning they are going to be shocked in the future.


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 23:24:19 [Preview] No.343572 del
>>343570
I liked that meme with shirt with "I bring the pussy, you make the food" that was edited to show she brought both with "fixed" underneath.


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 23:25:52 [Preview] No.343573 del
A link to where a guy yelled out "PEPE!" at a Hillary election thing then leaving has been taken down. Is this the free speech that YouTube was talking about?


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 23:26:27 [Preview] No.343574 del
Gooooood morning aussie neetboard!
Wanking from home
Having a beer for breakfast
So relieved that its Friday, fuark.


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 23:27:02 [Preview] No.343575 del
>>343574
>Having a beer for breakfast
Another day/night on the standards?


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 23:27:19 [Preview] No.343576 del
>>343574
Good morning NEET.


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 23:30:24 [Preview] No.343577 del
>>343574
>Having a beer for breakfast
Next week things will be different, right? Maybe the week after? Endless supply of wagons you can get back on, right?


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 23:33:15 [Preview] No.343578 del
>>343575
Negative. Just a morning pick me up.

>>343577
Right


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 23:33:27 [Preview] No.343579 del
none of my colleagues decided to work from the office today
i might just go home at lunch time


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 23:34:23 [Preview] No.343580 del


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 23:35:39 [Preview] No.343581 del
>>343579
>i might just go home at lunch time
(You) earned it!


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 23:37:13 [Preview] No.343582 del
>>343574
> Having a beer for breakfast
Disgusting
>So relieved that its Friday, fuark.
But todays thursday neet !


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 23:38:04 [Preview] No.343583 del
>>343579
what happens if two rock up late at 10 ?


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 23:40:41 [Preview] No.343584 del
>>343583
they're not going to rock up
i can see them online pretending to work
just went for a walk outside my office and only two other people in my wider division bothered coming to work


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 23:41:08 [Preview] No.343585 del
having a second mondster


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 23:43:40 [Preview] No.343586 del
>>343585
You should get one of those USB cooler fridges and load a can of mondster in it at the end of each day.


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 23:44:14 [Preview] No.343587 del
>>343584
>two other people in my wider division bothered coming to work
Perhaps they're experience the boong lyfe and wanking from home.


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 23:45:54 [Preview] No.343588 del
boonging@home


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 23:47:39 [Preview] No.343589 del
>>343587
when the rules for WFH came out, the sub-divions were supposed to come up with a roster that made sure somebody was there every day of the week, and nobody was to WFH on both a monday and a friday
i like the solitude and not having to listen to some of the bitches outside braying and cackling loudly, but i'm not taking responsibility for anything just because i'm on of the few who could be bothered showing up


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 23:49:41 [Preview] No.343590 del
>>343586
I have a full size fridge about 15 meters away. I should just buy a slab on the weekend and load it up on Monday morning.


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 23:50:23 [Preview] No.343591 del
>>343589
Why does the person at the office have to take responsibility for things?


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 23:51:40 [Preview] No.343592 del
>>343589
>sure somebody was there every day of the week
Perhaps that's why no one is here not because of you but because it's your day to show up.

>i'm not taking responsibility for anything
Exactly but if something is urgent had to be dealt with and it took several hours, I would fuck around and do it to get out of work. If I had nothing urgent.

But then again, I would rather do the same and do everything at the start of the day without distraction then leave.

I turned up to work late once as I was given the option before COVID and I was judged despite sitting at home in peace working on what I had to do. I don't think I get the concept of 'working'.


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 23:51:45 [Preview] No.343593 del
>>343591
because that's the first place people from other divisions will go if something stops working


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 23:52:33 [Preview] No.343594 del
>>343590
Would anyone take it though? That is what would worry me if I was not in at work.


NEET 04/22/2021 (Thu) 23:57:01 [Preview] No.343595 del
>>343594
would you steal something knowing wombo was the owner?


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 00:04:11 [Preview] No.343596 del
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Back from coles, just got some wings and ham for a salad roll,forgot to get some pineapple slices for the salad roll and the pies I haven't tried before so I hope they will be ok.


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 00:07:32 [Preview] No.343597 del
>>343595
You wouldn't knowing, but some people risk it for biscuit. What's one missing can, what's two missing cans or three...


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 00:09:58 [Preview] No.343598 del
>>343596
Good variety of feed in there.

Did you know that Kirks is owned by Coca Cola now?


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 00:12:43 [Preview] No.343599 del
>>343597
that's why I shall jizz on the rim of each can


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 00:13:28 [Preview] No.343600 del
>>343593
That makes sense. The workshops etc should be able to communicate with the people wanking from home directly like at my work.


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 00:14:51 [Preview] No.343601 del
>>343600
everybody has teams and is supposed to signed in for just that reason, but people in finance and the like will just wander around the building until they find somebody who looks like a weird computer person


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 00:14:56 [Preview] No.343602 del
>>343596
wholesome haul exceot for the cucumber


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 00:15:28 [Preview] No.343603 del
>>343602
>cucumber
hole-some


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 00:16:09 [Preview] No.343604 del
>>343599
>t. SmartNEET


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 00:16:42 [Preview] No.343605 del
>>343603
Thiccer the better.


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 00:17:16 [Preview] No.343606 del
>>343601
>like a weird computer person
You should lock the doors and put on headphones.


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 00:19:15 [Preview] No.343607 del
>>343601
Awful
Tell them to submit a ticket


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 00:20:02 [Preview] No.343608 del
Rage Against the Machine never specified what type of machine they were furious with but I reckon it was probably a printer.


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 00:21:23 [Preview] No.343609 del
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I'm seeing the ex to give her the SIM card today


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 00:22:20 [Preview] No.343610 del
>>343608
<likely


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 00:22:47 [Preview] No.343611 del
>>343609
It'll be a heavy night on the standards.


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 00:26:41 [Preview] No.343612 del
>>343609
One thing I love about you, Monk, is how you do the exact opposite of every piece of advice you are given here.


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 00:26:46 [Preview] No.343613 del
>>343608
most likely a lancia


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 00:28:02 [Preview] No.343614 del
>>343612
does that mean we are body corporates ????


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 01:14:59 [Preview] No.343615 del
you guys checked the news ?

covid flaring up down south again

just for the holiday

just as i predicted


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 01:17:18 [Preview] No.343616 del
>>343614
People are idiots.


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 01:25:10 [Preview] No.343617 del


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 01:27:43 [Preview] No.343618 del
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$200 haul from Bunnings


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 01:28:23 [Preview] No.343619 del
>>343579
You should run around the office with your arms stretched out at your sides pretending to be a plane. Then get drunk and re-enact mh370, flying into a janitor's closet or into the lane out the back and crash down drunk and pass out, never to be found again, leaving your co-workers with an unsolvable mystery when they come into work on monday.


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 01:29:00 [Preview] No.343620 del
>>343586
>usb cooler fridges
There's no way they could get enough current over usb to work, is there?


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 01:29:50 [Preview] No.343621 del
>>343609
You should her the d as well.


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 01:32:57 [Preview] No.343622 del
>>343617
I meant for >>343616 to be for >>343615


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 01:33:08 [Preview] No.343623 del
>>343615
It was perth fault. For once.


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 01:33:15 [Preview] No.343624 del
>>343618
What colours?


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 01:33:37 [Preview] No.343625 del
>>343620
They work slowly but if you have it running overnight it would be cool to touch.


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 01:44:46 [Preview] No.343626 del
>>343535
dont put that caustic shit down the sink, get a plunger FFS


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 01:45:46 [Preview] No.343627 del
>>343624
white and white if you read the cans


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 01:47:04 [Preview] No.343628 del


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 01:50:09 [Preview] No.343629 del
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>>343624
Lexicon Half for both cans the Super hide should cover the old yellow paint so it doesn't show through. Lexicon half is a fairly bright white not sure the pic really shows how bright it is.


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 01:51:35 [Preview] No.343630 del
>>343629
looks good, did you use primer?


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 01:51:48 [Preview] No.343631 del
>>343629
post soap holder


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 01:53:26 [Preview] No.343633 del
Do you guys reckon I should get tested given this cough I have? It's been a week and its still a pretty gnarly cold. There haven't been any cases and I don't want that fucking nasal swab but maybe its the right thing to do, though probably not


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 01:56:23 [Preview] No.343634 del
>>343630
No that was just one of my test areas I did with the small sample pot of paint, after 4 coats it didnt cover the yellow completelly so thats why I had to get the super hide paint to put on first, still have to do all the prep work yet.
>>343631
Mine wouldn't compete with a certain other NEETs


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 01:56:57 [Preview] No.343635 del
>>343633
you probably should


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 01:59:03 [Preview] No.343636 del
>>343632
Sounds legit.


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 01:59:34 [Preview] No.343637 del
>>343629
That will be a big improvement. Good luck. Painting can be tiresome as fuck when you get higher up the walls.


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 02:00:07 [Preview] No.343638 del
>>343633
I told you at the start of the week to get rested as you could use it to get off work. Surprised you haven't done it yet but kind of not surprised.


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 02:00:46 [Preview] No.343639 del
>>343638
>rested
*tested


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 02:02:16 [Preview] No.343640 del
>>343633
Might as well.


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 02:02:23 [Preview] No.343641 del
>>343638
I don't need time off work. If I'm at home I don't mind working.
But you're right, I forgot about that scheme that have to reimburse you for the leave etc


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 02:02:57 [Preview] No.343642 del
Made it to lunch time again without bingeing on any junk food. It's a step, at least. Time for lunch.


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 02:04:04 [Preview] No.343643 del
>>343642
You're going well neet


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 02:05:07 [Preview] No.343644 del
>>343642
if you had orange juice for breakfast you failed


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 02:05:14 [Preview] No.343645 del
>>343642
well done


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 02:05:45 [Preview] No.343646 del
>>343642
Good work. Keep at it.


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 02:05:50 [Preview] No.343647 del
>>343644
don't be like that


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 02:10:29 [Preview] No.343648 del
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NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 02:12:25 [Preview] No.343649 del
>>343642
Another night on the chockies?


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 02:16:41 [Preview] No.343650 del
Buzzfeed but this guy:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=a3WnvDtDD2M [Embed]


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 02:17:33 [Preview] No.343651 del
>>343648
shut up, you bitch ass nigger


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 02:18:13 [Preview] No.343652 del
>>343650
that was a year ago
he probably got covid and died


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 02:19:11 [Preview] No.343653 del
>>343652
Oh well.


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 02:44:46 [Preview] No.343654 del
>>343653
yeah
he looked like a bit of a diddler anyway


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 02:56:12 [Preview] No.343655 del
>one burger

this will cause a civil war


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 02:59:54 [Preview] No.343656 del
big goontax


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 03:06:30 [Preview] No.343657 del
big gape


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 03:08:48 [Preview] No.343658 del
big tiddays


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 03:10:22 [Preview] No.343659 del
>>343656
ooooooffff

i had a sore throat and sniffle, causing me to feel extra taxed for no reason


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 03:12:09 [Preview] No.343660 del
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lele looks like moot married a boxxy clone


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 03:16:31 [Preview] No.343661 del
>>343660
they look like normal successful people to me
i wish i was normal


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 03:20:42 [Preview] No.343662 del
>>343660
Neither of them are wearing wedding rings.


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 03:21:08 [Preview] No.343663 del
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>>343661
>i wish i was normal


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 03:25:56 [Preview] No.343664 del
>>343663
are you honestly happy with your life, nuro?


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 03:27:24 [Preview] No.343665 del
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>>343661
>>343663
We have to live with what we have been given.


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 03:33:12 [Preview] No.343666 del
>>343664
things are fucking great right now, just could seriously use some pussy


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 03:35:36 [Preview] No.343667 del
>>343666
do you have any meaningful relationships, apart from your parents?


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 03:43:31 [Preview] No.343668 del


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 03:46:55 [Preview] No.343669 del
I have meaningful relationships on the neetboard neetboard neetboard neetboard


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 03:51:26 [Preview] No.343670 del
nuro does not disclose his private life


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 03:51:58 [Preview] No.343671 del
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NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 03:52:14 [Preview] No.343672 del
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NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 03:52:25 [Preview] No.343673 del
>>343670
well at least not deliberately


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 03:56:33 [Preview] No.343674 del
>>343649
Chocolate hasn't passed my lips in nearly 36 hours, thank you very much.


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 03:59:47 [Preview] No.343676 del
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>>343674
that stick of butter was tasty tho, low carb !


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 04:01:21 [Preview] No.343677 del
>>343660
Spoiler that is boxxxy after she hit the wall. Anyway, my heart will always belong to cracky chan.


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 04:02:10 [Preview] No.343678 del
>>343661
With his perfect smile, he looks like a disgusting normie. Like the sort of actor who would be cast to play superman.


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 04:03:14 [Preview] No.343679 del
Howdy NEEToes, hows things?


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 04:04:13 [Preview] No.343680 del
>>343679
Hello Shire.
I have nothing good to report.
How are you?


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 04:05:12 [Preview] No.343681 del
>>343680
I'm doing fine, enjoying a beer.


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 04:05:29 [Preview] No.343682 del
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NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 04:06:03 [Preview] No.343683 del
>>343679
good its nice day out im bout to bail


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 04:06:53 [Preview] No.343684 del
>>343679
Not bad. Hangover fading.
Picking up my new tonight.


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 04:07:19 [Preview] No.343685 del
my new car*


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 04:08:21 [Preview] No.343686 del
>>343684
>Picking up my new tonight
new hangover*


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 04:08:45 [Preview] No.343687 del
>>343684
>>343685
What kinda car are you getting?


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 04:09:21 [Preview] No.343688 del
>>343685
owo

my parents just bought a new honda CRV drove it up the coast yesterday

what u getting ?


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 04:10:15 [Preview] No.343689 del


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 04:12:48 [Preview] No.343690 del
>>343688
>>343687
boss babe barina


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 04:14:06 [Preview] No.343691 del
Webbo the lebbo cooks with grego


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 04:15:25 [Preview] No.343692 del
>>343691
this bit
>grego
is more offensive than this bit
>lebbo


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 04:15:43 [Preview] No.343693 del
if you post here you're life is not good by any measure
especially on a friday afternoon


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 04:17:35 [Preview] No.343694 del
>>343690
lol what year?


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 04:20:51 [Preview] No.343695 del
>>343691
Do they eat negro?


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NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 04:23:21 [Preview] No.343697 del
>>343693
off for a ride

have a nice afternnon neets


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 04:23:50 [Preview] No.343698 del


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 04:23:56 [Preview] No.343699 del
>>343696
Not bad tbh, Barinas have always been solid little cars.


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 04:25:04 [Preview] No.343700 del
>>343697
>off for a ride so i can take a photo so a bunch of nobodies can look at it


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 04:26:45 [Preview] No.343701 del
>>343700
imagine thinking this much like a simp

i am going to my cosmic church and meditating under the guidence of the elder gods


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 04:27:28 [Preview] No.343702 del
>>343701
you wouldn't even go out if you weren't gonna post a pic here


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 04:38:11 [Preview] No.343703 del
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NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 04:41:01 [Preview] No.343704 del
>>343701
The REAL nuro would be out there keeping the masons under surveillance, not the 'cosmic church'. He'd be fighting globalhomo, receiving carefully coded instructions from alex jones broadcasts. He probably just takes creepshots of underage girls as a cover story.


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 04:56:03 [Preview] No.343705 del
How often do you guiltily sneak back to halfchan, neets?


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 05:00:09 [Preview] No.343706 del
>>343675
Good on them for leaving the note.


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 05:00:25 [Preview] No.343707 del
>>343676
Straight to the arse!


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 05:00:56 [Preview] No.343708 del
>>343679
Good afternoon NEET.


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 05:20:24 [Preview] No.343709 del
The ex is gonna bring her 'friend' when she picks up the SIM card.
I don't know why. Maybe so I don't speak with her too long or something. Maybe she's going to show off a new boyfriend.
Either way I'm hearing Dans calls for more copium
Sad afternoon


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 05:24:57 [Preview] No.343710 del
>>343709
it's so you don't get emotional with her


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 05:25:39 [Preview] No.343711 del
<Posting this just because some simp ass faggot thinks I go there to post this


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 05:26:22 [Preview] No.343712 del
>>343710
Yeah that is what I was trying to say.


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 05:29:13 [Preview] No.343713 del
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>>343711
prove it by NOT posting the image you dumbass


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 05:29:42 [Preview] No.343714 del
>>343709
>Either way I'm hearing Dans calls for more copium
My prediction was true >>343611


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 05:30:30 [Preview] No.343715 del
>>343713
How do you not post something while posting something?


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 05:32:34 [Preview] No.343716 del
>>343715
by not posting it


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 05:33:54 [Preview] No.343717 del
>>343713
>>343713
<And yet it posts the soijack reaction image

Take a hard look at your self SIMP


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 05:34:44 [Preview] No.343718 del
>>343717
you don't know what simp means you fucking tard


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 05:37:42 [Preview] No.343719 del
>>343718
I am defining a SIMP as (You)r simpleton NPC behaviour. QED.

You can fuck off now simp or sperg some more and cry. QED.


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 05:39:30 [Preview] No.343720 del
>>343719
>calling me the NPC
RICH


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 05:39:48 [Preview] No.343721 del
>>343719
>QED
you don't know what this means either


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 05:40:30 [Preview] No.343722 del
>>343709
run them down in your new car


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 05:42:07 [Preview] No.343723 del
>>343718
>>343719
You both need Dan's run.


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 05:42:45 [Preview] No.343724 del
>>343723
Dan's runs


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 05:43:01 [Preview] No.343725 del
>>343722
Wouldn't that make it "used"?


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 05:43:25 [Preview] No.343726 del
>>343725
used and abused


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 05:44:44 [Preview] No.343728 del
>>343726
>abused
Hot with that radiator steaming and its fluid going everywhere.


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 05:45:39 [Preview] No.343729 del
nuro is circumcised


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 05:46:18 [Preview] No.343730 del
>>343729
clitorodectomy


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 05:48:34 [Preview] No.343731 del
>>343729
de-nuro'd


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 05:49:40 [Preview] No.343732 del
Absolutely schitzing out about this


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 05:50:20 [Preview] No.343733 del
>>343732
calm down mongk


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 05:51:52 [Preview] No.343734 del
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>>343732
Don't schitz, Schnitz!


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 05:52:08 [Preview] No.343736 del
Might rub a chilli on my willy


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 05:53:07 [Preview] No.343737 del
>>343736
put some peeled ginger up your bumhole


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 05:54:21 [Preview] No.343738 del
>>343727
Nice one neet


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 05:55:56 [Preview] No.343739 del
>>343734
Well bantered.


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 05:56:39 [Preview] No.343740 del
>>343737
Will he be well battered next?


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 05:59:28 [Preview] No.343741 del
>>343737
I see you are aware of figging.


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 06:02:50 [Preview] No.343742 del
Cabin Crew keep interrupting boomers from having sex because not everyone in first wants to hear that shit:
https://www.escape.com.au/travel-advice/my-failed-attempt-at-joining-the-mile-high-club/news-story/6f3583c001ec0cd62b7593987db34681


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 06:02:57 [Preview] No.343743 del
>>343741
Possum did it to me.


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 06:03:25 [Preview] No.343744 del
>>343742
or smell it


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 06:07:13 [Preview] No.343745 del
>tfw no expert knowledge of BDSM


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 06:08:28 [Preview] No.343746 del
>>343745
>be me
>first day on the job at bdsm club
>accidentally kill client
>oh shit.mp3


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 06:13:20 [Preview] No.343747 del
>>343746
>>oh shit.mp3
Did he sign a liability waiver?


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 06:14:26 [Preview] No.343748 del
Anxiety nausea


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 06:15:42 [Preview] No.343749 del


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 06:17:15 [Preview] No.343750 del
>>343749
Later. I’ve got 7 standards in the fridge


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 06:18:10 [Preview] No.343751 del


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 06:18:17 [Preview] No.343752 del
>>343748
just get it over with
if you'd taken everybody's advice in the first place, this wouldn't even be happening


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 06:21:16 [Preview] No.343753 del
>>343752
>this wouldn't even be happening
My advice was in part pretending she died in a car crash.


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 06:24:10 [Preview] No.343754 del
>>343753
A bit morbid, but whatever works.
Women don't give a second thought to a bloke once they've broken things off. I'd have thought a man of Monk's experience would have discovered that by now.


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 06:26:16 [Preview] No.343755 del
>>343743
Possum would have used garlic.


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 06:27:07 [Preview] No.343756 del
>>343755
But he values that. He wouldn't waste it on Weber's bum.


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 06:29:35 [Preview] No.343757 del
>>343756
Things that go into, or out of, my bottom only increase in value. Like Bitcoin, you should hodl.


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 06:30:01 [Preview] No.343758 del
>>343752
>>343754
I know.
But I'm just so lonely and beginning to realise I might never find another chick. Not in this state at least. I didn't expect anything to happen. I just... I dunno, wanted to see her smile one last time


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 06:30:26 [Preview] No.343759 del
Going to the toilet to drop a few depth charges. Lets see if we can get that Indonesian sub to surface.


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 06:31:26 [Preview] No.343760 del
>>343759
The snorkle will rise.


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 06:31:34 [Preview] No.343761 del
>>343758
>Not in this state at least
are you referring to Victardistan or your present state (alcoholic mess)?


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 06:33:28 [Preview] No.343762 del
>>343761
mental state


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 06:37:29 [Preview] No.343763 del
>>343709
Maybe she wants a 3 way.


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 06:38:46 [Preview] No.343764 del
>>343763
middle of the sandwich


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 06:39:18 [Preview] No.343765 del


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 06:40:15 [Preview] No.343766 del
>>343758
>wanted to see her smile one last time
Simping is not good.


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 06:41:05 [Preview] No.343767 del
>>343761
The latter


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 06:42:35 [Preview] No.343768 del
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>when the 'friend' she brings over is a 6 foot chad
(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 06:45:54 [Preview] No.343769 del
SO MOTHERFUCKING BASED AND KINO IT HURTS


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 06:46:47 [Preview] No.343770 del
>>343768
I believe it will be an extra heavy night on the standards


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 06:47:47 [Preview] No.343771 del


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 06:48:26 [Preview] No.343772 del
>>343771
Based.


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 06:48:58 [Preview] No.343773 del
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NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 06:50:51 [Preview] No.343774 del
>>343770
resulting in a really productive saturday


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 06:55:31 [Preview] No.343775 del
>>343774
>productive saturday
Why break the cycle?


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 06:55:54 [Preview] No.343776 del


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 07:01:17 [Preview] No.343777 del
Getting some prawn entree, half a duck and rice. Straight to the arse!


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 07:03:36 [Preview] No.343778 del
>>343777
That sounds tasty.


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 07:06:46 [Preview] No.343779 del
>>343773
Fuck off back to 16ch no fun


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 07:07:17 [Preview] No.343780 del
>>343778
I meant the food, not your arse.


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 07:09:23 [Preview] No.343781 del
>>343535
You failed me. I asked for a 3 day weekend then got told I'm on call from Monday.


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 07:10:42 [Preview] No.343782 del
>>343558
Failed me.


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 07:13:32 [Preview] No.343783 del
>>343609
How is this shit still going on?


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 07:14:00 [Preview] No.343784 del
>>343614
It means he's a silly boong.


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 07:14:08 [Preview] No.343785 del
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>>343779
>no don't criticise me


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 07:14:55 [Preview] No.343786 del
>>343618
Can you post some updates like scraping the old paint off and shit?
I need to do it myself but scared to start incase I fuck it all up.


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 07:15:37 [Preview] No.343787 del
>>343618
lol, are you wearing a paper bag on your head?


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 07:17:20 [Preview] No.343788 del
>>343629
Cool, Ineed to take my door trim off because of white ants and there is some mold in the roof. I don't know if that means I can paint over it or if I need to replace it.


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 07:17:59 [Preview] No.343789 del
>>343632
Pretty good quote tbh


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 07:18:31 [Preview] No.343790 del
>>343642
Good stuff, go easy on the condiments.


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 07:20:40 [Preview] No.343791 del
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>>343660
I hate what he's become. He was better when he was a faggot.


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 07:22:24 [Preview] No.343792 del
>>343669
We're all you need. Don't see that hussy tomorrow.


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 07:22:36 [Preview] No.343793 del
>>343788
If you have mould spray it with bleach, then wash it down, sand it then paint etc


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 07:23:49 [Preview] No.343794 del
>>343682
>tracksafe
It's like they're giving them options on how to do it now.


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 07:25:11 [Preview] No.343795 del


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 07:26:01 [Preview] No.343796 del
>>343702
What the fuck's wrong with you?


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 07:26:41 [Preview] No.343797 del
>>343705
More and more, ever since the board started dying and certain NEETs stopped posting.


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 07:27:22 [Preview] No.343798 del
>>343709
>>343710
Don't text her ever again.


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 07:27:55 [Preview] No.343799 del
>>343711
You post it to show the glory of Nuro.
We are blessed to have someone who posts so much OC.


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 07:28:09 [Preview] No.343800 del
>>343796
truth hurts


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 07:29:07 [Preview] No.343801 del
>>343736
While at BWS I saw a tame helen ghost chili bottle for $43.
I got the regular one.


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 07:30:10 [Preview] No.343802 del
>>343771
Pretty.


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 07:31:32 [Preview] No.343803 del
>>343779
It's stir fry neet/lanlea poster/tennis girl poster. I wouldn't go too hard on him, he;s been having a mental breakdown for months.
He needs to check himself in.


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 07:32:34 [Preview] No.343804 del
>>343803
not me
try again bud


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 07:32:42 [Preview] No.343805 del
>>343791
I am happy for him.


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 07:32:49 [Preview] No.343806 del
>>343793
I've tried to but didn't have a ladder (I have one now). I think I need to sccuddle it off but even then, I think it's in the gyprock.


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 07:33:19 [Preview] No.343807 del
>>343804
Yes it is.


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 07:33:37 [Preview] No.343808 del
Or it's shire2.


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 07:35:07 [Preview] No.343809 del
>>343801
I made my own chilli sauce the other day from the habaneros i've been growing, turned out really good, still hot as fuck though.


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 07:35:50 [Preview] No.343810 del
>>343807
Do you have any proof to back those claims up? Didn't think so


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 07:38:11 [Preview] No.343811 del
>>343806
If it's in the gyprock I dont know what you can do, but if you have a electric sander or a grinder with fine sanding discs give them a try it may not be that deep.


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 07:39:33 [Preview] No.343812 del
>>343809
Home made chilli sauce is the best.


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 07:41:17 [Preview] No.343813 del
>>343809
Why didn't we get any pics?


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 07:41:59 [Preview] No.343814 del
>>343811
I have a grinder and may get a sander, if I was to do it. Th bathroom is painted purple and pretty shit.


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 07:46:01 [Preview] No.343815 del
>>343813
I took a pic of the plant the other day, couldn't be fucked taking pics of the process to make it into sauce, it's relatively simple anyway, cut the chillis up, chuckem in a pan with some olive oil on low heat, let it simmer for 10 minutes, then add two cloves of garlic and simmer for another 2 minutes, then add 1/2 cup of white vinegar, 2 tsp of sugar, 4 tsp of salt and let it simmer for another 5 minutes, then put it in a blender until it's all nice and mooshed like a sauce, put in a jar/bottle then in the fridge.


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 07:47:04 [Preview] No.343816 del
>>343814
use pieces of sandpaper wrapped around a sanding block
don't be too aggressive all at once


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 07:47:19 [Preview] No.343817 del
>>343814
Just remember to get the fine sanding discs for the grinder if you use it otherwise you will end up with a big gouge in the gyprock.


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 07:47:48 [Preview] No.343818 del
>>343815
How long will it last?


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 07:48:21 [Preview] No.343819 del
>>343816
I'm too weak to do it. The whole room is like it.


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 07:48:42 [Preview] No.343820 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=HJ_PP5rqLg0 [Embed]


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 07:48:51 [Preview] No.343821 del
>>343817
I might just get a sander, they're only $1-200


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 07:49:53 [Preview] No.343822 del
>>343818
Should last 6 months+, from 10 habanero chillis and all the other ingredients I got 250ml of sauce, it's super hot (but has that nice habanero flavour) so you only need to use a little bit on your food


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 07:50:01 [Preview] No.343823 del
>>343819
my brother in law is a painter
I've never heard of them taking a grinder or orbital sander to the walls or ceiling
just take your time


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 07:51:05 [Preview] No.343824 del
>>343821

ok, if it is a large area I would forget the grinder as well, just give the bleach time to do its job and spray it a few times if you have to.


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 07:54:02 [Preview] No.343825 del
>>343823
>orbital sander to the walls or ceiling
Kek, no I meant a 1/3 sheet sander


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 07:55:06 [Preview] No.343826 del
>>343778
It was good feed.

>>343780
It would be just as delectable.

>>343786
Sand slightly, wash walls with sugar soap and start painting when dry after prep work.

>>343791
Shoe on head should come back.


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 07:56:20 [Preview] No.343827 del
>>343825
just be mindful of how much material you can take away
you don't want the painted wall to end up looking wavy from a distance


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NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 08:01:28 [Preview] No.343830 del
>>343828
What a wojack.


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 08:03:02 [Preview] No.343831 del
>>343827
True, but it depends on how deep the mould has gone in on neets ceiling etc I'm guessing its only in the backing paper, I only suggested the grinder because my Brother had to do that a couple of times on some jobs


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 08:04:23 [Preview] No.343832 del
Did that NEET's doctors appointment go well?


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 08:04:31 [Preview] No.343833 del
>>343831
ok
I'm just worried we'll see a post on the weekend where he's just put a power tool through a wall or something.


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 08:05:04 [Preview] No.343834 del
>>343832
is Monk's ex a doctor?


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 08:06:36 [Preview] No.343835 del
>>343834
No the doctor who was going to shame the NEET for being an executive and shopper at Dan's.


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 08:07:37 [Preview] No.343836 del
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>>343823
I did that bit in the bottom left corner by hand and that took a fair while.
It would've been a lot easier with a ladder, I was standing on a chair.
I used sugar soap once and bicarb another time, it didn't really help.


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 08:07:46 [Preview] No.343837 del
>>343835
Oh, me. I decided to go on Sunday morning instead. So I can have a stout or two tonight and be a pig tomorrow.


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 08:08:11 [Preview] No.343838 del
>>343830
This laptop has many hq memes.


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 08:08:32 [Preview] No.343839 del
>>343836
Do you have any ventilation in there?


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 08:08:51 [Preview] No.343840 del
>>343833
lol, that's why I haven't done anything.


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 08:09:40 [Preview] No.343841 del
>>343839
Yeah, but that's not real great either.
It's just a cheap fan than goes into the roof cavity.


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 08:11:46 [Preview] No.343842 del
>>343841
I just leave the door open when I have a shower and that works pretty well. As long as we don't have guests around.


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 08:14:20 [Preview] No.343843 del
>>343836
I'd spray again with bleach, at least that way the mould will be dead.and just a lot of sanding


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 08:18:14 [Preview] No.343844 del
>>343843
Yeah, I might do that over the weekend, or next weekend.


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 08:24:55 [Preview] No.343845 del
havink a stout


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 08:28:06 [Preview] No.343846 del
Schitzed put in Dan’s parking lot
This thing is fun to drive, nice and low to the ground


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 08:32:11 [Preview] No.343848 del
>>343845
Nice, going to have a bourbon.


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 08:39:06 [Preview] No.343849 del
What's the NOOT consensus on that TIK history guy on youtube?
He seems to talk too much and believes in that body corporate happening in the early-mid 1940's.


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 08:42:29 [Preview] No.343850 del
lol, Perth in lockdown


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 08:50:39 [Preview] No.343851 del
>>343847
A large lad.


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 08:51:36 [Preview] No.343852 del
Im too old for this sort of shit


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 08:53:24 [Preview] No.343853 del
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>>343847
Wish I was having a parma and a beer with my hero nuro this friday night.


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 08:54:49 [Preview] No.343854 del
>>343853
He's the kind of guy that would put a slice of ham on a parmigiana.


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 08:56:48 [Preview] No.343855 del
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>>343853
Have a drink with me neet


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 09:00:37 [Preview] No.343856 del
>>343852
Have a tall glass of Metamuscil.


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 09:00:51 [Preview] No.343857 del
>>343855
You'll take him walkabout and he'd end up shitting his pants while off his head on metho and orange juice.


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 09:07:17 [Preview] No.343858 del
>>343856
I booked myself in to see an ot the other day. I need to go to a gp and get a health care plan for it. Too old for everything. The time has come and past where it woukd've meant something but it's like I only know the memories of what it felt like to think about it at the age where an action may have made a difference. Where if I had made a move and did something different at the time, when I was thinking about it, it could've given me a chance to do those things.


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 09:08:21 [Preview] No.343859 del
Possum is never coming back to the board.


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 09:08:53 [Preview] No.343860 del
>>343859
yeah ok possum


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 09:09:26 [Preview] No.343861 del


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 09:09:34 [Preview] No.343862 del
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>>343859
This arsehole is why Possum doesnt post anymore


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 09:09:43 [Preview] No.343863 del
>>343859
He'll be checking back regularly to try and cop a glimpse of that painting NEET's soap holder.


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 09:15:53 [Preview] No.343864 del
>>343858
Unlock all that mong funding and redirect it straight to Dan's!


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 09:19:57 [Preview] No.343865 del
>>343863
I will never post my soap holder, how lewd.


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 09:21:29 [Preview] No.343866 del
40 minutes until I meet her.
Having a standard.


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 09:23:20 [Preview] No.343867 del
>>343866
This wasn't you >>343768


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 09:23:44 [Preview] No.343868 del
>>343866
dont drink drive


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 09:23:52 [Preview] No.343869 del
>>343867
No
I am the 6 foot chad


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 09:25:42 [Preview] No.343870 del
Fark shes 20 minutes away
Heatenings


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 09:26:33 [Preview] No.343871 del
>>343869
>tfw she brings over the 6'5 chad


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 09:27:44 [Preview] No.343872 del
>>343870
Swallow the sim card before she arrives and throw poo at her yelling it's in there.


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 09:28:47 [Preview] No.343873 del
>>343871
>tfw she brings over the lesbian friend for a threesome


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 09:29:38 [Preview] No.343875 del
>>343865
Post it for good luck.


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 09:31:17 [Preview] No.343876 del
>>343874
Big poo reveal.


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 09:42:23 [Preview] No.343877 del
>>343874
I fear this is what would end up happening with the NEET compound.


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 09:45:14 [Preview] No.343878 del
>>343866
>>343866
FULL DETAILS


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 09:45:32 [Preview] No.343879 del
>>343870
IT'S ON


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 09:57:55 [Preview] No.343880 del
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She looked stunning. Hearing her voice was like I'd last seen her yesterday. She made pretty happy conversation for a couple minutes. She was dressed in her own unique kind of way. She said she'd see me for when I transfer the number to her account, knowing full well it can be done online. I was passive most of the time. She said bye in her cute kind of way and I just said bye, all day I'd been thinking of what I'd say to her for the last time. I didn't say any of it.
She looked beautiful.
Woe, why did I leave her? What was I thinking? The grass wasn't greener.

Fuck
fuckkckckck
time for an oatie


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 10:02:18 [Preview] No.343881 del
>>343880
It's over neet sad as it is, it's time to feel sad for a little while then move onwards and upwards.The future is yours.


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 10:03:18 [Preview] No.343882 del
>>343881
That's what I said 8 months ago
That's what I've said dozens of times over the years, I never make it far
FFFFUUUUUUUCKCKCKKASJFKASJFLASKFJSALKFJLASKJFALF


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 10:04:29 [Preview] No.343883 del
>>343880
Straight to the standards!


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 10:05:24 [Preview] No.343884 del
>>343880
you did this to yourself despite the logic of 3 other elder neets here telling you otherwise

you can kill yourself now and stop being an embRRESMWNT


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 10:05:33 [Preview] No.343885 del
>>343882
The standards are pissed from the cock and are always welcomed by the arse.


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 10:05:59 [Preview] No.343886 del
>>343884
Calm down.


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 10:06:17 [Preview] No.343887 del
>>343883
They don't act fast enough
I need something stronger


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 10:06:26 [Preview] No.343888 del
>>343880
what about the friend?


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 10:06:42 [Preview] No.343889 del
>>343884
Vile post


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 10:06:43 [Preview] No.343890 del
I need a fucking pack of oxies to put up my nose
NOW


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 10:06:51 [Preview] No.343891 del
>>343884
>sorry this was a nuro post


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 10:07:23 [Preview] No.343892 del
>>343888
Dunno, she stayed back. Looked like your average gook female from afar


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 10:08:24 [Preview] No.343893 del
>>343886
shurt the fark up youb irellavwnt piece of shit


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 10:09:50 [Preview] No.343894 del
>>343893
>irellavwnt


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 10:10:00 [Preview] No.343895 del
HAHAHAHHAHAHHA


NURO IN THE HOUSE


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 10:10:40 [Preview] No.343896 del
YOU GUYS SUCK


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 10:12:57 [Preview] No.343897 del
>>343895
>>343896
Blue blocks?


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 10:13:18 [Preview] No.343898 del
>>343896
NAH DICKS SUCK THIS HOUSE


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 10:14:55 [Preview] No.343899 del
>>343898
Cyptic.


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 10:16:49 [Preview] No.343900 del
night all
don't do anything silly, Monk


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 10:17:29 [Preview] No.343901 del
>>343900
Night m8


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 10:18:46 [Preview] No.343902 del
She also said it looks like I put on weight :(
boong life

>>343900
night


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 10:20:17 [Preview] No.343903 del
>>343900
Good night NEET. Sleep tight.


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 10:20:26 [Preview] No.343904 del
>>343880
>I just said bye


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 10:21:43 [Preview] No.343905 del
>>343884
Inappropriate.


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 10:24:13 [Preview] No.343906 del
>>343890
You want endone.


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 10:24:24 [Preview] No.343907 del
Fucking post cunts
Where the fuck is cruisey
I have literally no one in the world to talk to


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 10:24:41 [Preview] No.343908 del


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 10:25:05 [Preview] No.343909 del


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 10:25:18 [Preview] No.343910 del
>>343907
>no one
>cruisey
I think you mean no-body


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 10:25:32 [Preview] No.343911 del
>>343907
Do the needful.


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 10:27:27 [Preview] No.343913 del
>>343910
https://youtube.com/watch?v=LDPjzH8VSBM [Embed]


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 10:27:37 [Preview] No.343914 del
>>343912
Mild state of boongery?


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 10:37:05 [Preview] No.343916 del
Now he doesn't post.


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 10:38:44 [Preview] No.343917 del
>>343915
Hows the potato and gravy today?


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 10:39:40 [Preview] No.343918 del
>>343917
Microwaved. Still good for dippin'.


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 10:39:51 [Preview] No.343919 del
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>>343907
>Where the fuck is cruisey
He is helping Possum pack to go to his new home away from all worries and contact with everyone, where he can be happy and live happily ever after.


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 10:40:15 [Preview] No.343920 del
https://voca.ro/11xml6FmExXT
I'M GONNA EAT DESERTS!!


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 10:41:12 [Preview] No.343921 del
>>343915
Nice feed.


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 10:41:57 [Preview] No.343922 del
>>343917
I ate them like this.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=BRcOY-PvOC8 [Embed]


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 10:42:45 [Preview] No.343923 del
>>343919
That is the kind of house he deserves.


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 10:44:34 [Preview] No.343924 del
>>343920
Boogie


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 10:47:17 [Preview] No.343925 del
What a choon
4th oatie


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 10:48:07 [Preview] No.343926 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=9vhahHg0FNo [Embed]


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 10:48:50 [Preview] No.343927 del
I think I'm going to stop now.
Boongery controlled.


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 10:49:38 [Preview] No.343928 del
I'm all good
Alcohol has taken effect and the lonely feels are gone
Another heaps sick night on the neetboard!


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 10:50:02 [Preview] No.343929 del
>>343927
Don't you fucking dare


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 10:50:45 [Preview] No.343930 del
Put two more chickpea and spinach sausage rolls in the airfryer.
Eating some salami while I wait.


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 10:51:39 [Preview] No.343931 del
>>343929
I put the cup in the sink.
And that was the end of the bottle.
I'll need to open a new bottle to have another.


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 10:51:52 [Preview] No.343932 del
>>343927
Good stuff neet


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 10:52:09 [Preview] No.343933 del
>>343931
So open another fucking bottle then cunt


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 10:52:58 [Preview] No.343934 del
FUCKING PISS WEAK


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 10:53:17 [Preview] No.343935 del
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Been looking at these two pictures for the past half an hour.


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 10:54:02 [Preview] No.343936 del
>>343927
Doubt.


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 10:54:36 [Preview] No.343937 del
>>343934
I'll have one more.
There's only enough ginger beer left for one drink.
I'll have to open a coke if I wanted to have another.


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 10:54:45 [Preview] No.343938 del
>>343935
Which one do you want more?


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 10:55:22 [Preview] No.343939 del
>>343936
I do it every other night of the week.
Get smashed at like 6, then in bed by 9 or 10.


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 10:55:40 [Preview] No.343940 del
IT'S GOD DAMN ELECTRIC!


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 10:56:27 [Preview] No.343941 del
>>343939
Those are good NEET sleeping hours.


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 10:57:32 [Preview] No.343942 del
>>343941
Yeah, keep it contained.


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 10:58:05 [Preview] No.343943 del
The only way I can have a bigger sesh is to start earlier, which I do on the weekends.


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 10:59:29 [Preview] No.343944 del
American Honey and ginger beer is a very good combination.
This may be the drink to replace red tops long term.
One of you said that it's already a drink and that if you have a lime slice it's a kenucky something.
Anyway, I'm going to get a couple limes.


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 11:01:15 [Preview] No.343945 del
>>343938
Which one do you/


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 11:02:55 [Preview] No.343946 del
>>343944
Juice them!


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 11:05:19 [Preview] No.343947 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=LB7KnXCTm8g [Embed]


NEET 04/23/2021 (Fri) 11:05:30 [Preview] No.343948 del