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NEET General #344 - My Little Pepe Edition NEET 04/26/2021 (Mon) 08:51:09 [Preview] No. 345046
What Pepe merchandise should a NEET own?

OLD: >>344040


NEET 04/26/2021 (Mon) 11:06:38 [Preview] No.345092 del
AUSTRALIA BEST A


NEET 04/26/2021 (Mon) 11:08:32 [Preview] No.345093 del
I wonder how Mr Teddy is going? That was a wholesome NEET story that made me smile.


NEET 04/26/2021 (Mon) 11:09:57 [Preview] No.345094 del
body corporateish suburb best suburb


NEET 04/26/2021 (Mon) 11:10:39 [Preview] No.345095 del
dan murphy best bottle shop


NEET 04/26/2021 (Mon) 11:11:25 [Preview] No.345096 del
cragers pride aussie wide


NEET 04/26/2021 (Mon) 11:12:00 [Preview] No.345097 del
>>345095
You know it (Mate)!


NEET 04/26/2021 (Mon) 11:13:04 [Preview] No.345098 del
I wonder what NK is up to these days.


NEET 04/26/2021 (Mon) 11:13:19 [Preview] No.345099 del
>>345097
Good onya Dan


NEET 04/26/2021 (Mon) 11:14:39 [Preview] No.345100 del
PEPE DONT MERCHANDISE


NEET 04/26/2021 (Mon) 11:22:20 [Preview] No.345102 del
Good night NEETs. Sleep tight.


NEET 04/26/2021 (Mon) 11:23:46 [Preview] No.345103 del
Night neets, first night after my fall that I havent had a headache so I might get a bit of sleep despite the pain down my ribs.


NEET 04/26/2021 (Mon) 11:26:36 [Preview] No.345104 del
>>345103
Night big man


NEET 04/26/2021 (Mon) 11:53:52 [Preview] No.345105 del
PROUDNEET. What happened to him?


NEET 04/26/2021 (Mon) 12:27:11 [Preview] No.345106 del
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sigh


NEET 04/26/2021 (Mon) 13:03:21 [Preview] No.345107 del
>>345106
What are we going to call the sort of trannies produced when 300 lb neckbeards get an operation to turn themselves into pre-teen anime girls?


NEET 04/26/2021 (Mon) 13:09:09 [Preview] No.345108 del
>>345107
Pop Dolls since their heads would have to be bigger than the real thing to fit fully developed male brains inside.


NEET 04/26/2021 (Mon) 16:57:52 [Preview] No.345109 del
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Hey, fellas.
Gonna watch Nightcrawler on May 1, 7pm Eastern Standard Time. Also 6am on the 2nd, for the 4am NEETs.

>>344127
>You did this pretend deed, you perpetrator of pretended deeds.
There was a good dry sausage, but it changed in recent years. Got softer and tastes weird. Fugging capitalism destroys everything it touches.


NEET 04/26/2021 (Mon) 20:37:08 [Preview] No.345110 del
Morning neets. Feel like shit. Been going to the toilet and farting like crazy all night.


NEET 04/26/2021 (Mon) 21:03:05 [Preview] No.345111 del
>>345109
>for the 4am NEETs.
They are growing in numbers.


NEET 04/26/2021 (Mon) 21:07:13 [Preview] No.345112 del
morning all

>>345109
Hey Big Fella!


NEET 04/26/2021 (Mon) 21:11:03 [Preview] No.345113 del
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>>345110
Morning, i can only imagine the NEETscent.


NEET 04/26/2021 (Mon) 21:11:19 [Preview] No.345114 del
>>345112
Morning


NEET 04/26/2021 (Mon) 21:12:57 [Preview] No.345115 del
>>345110
That's no good. I half expected to start vomiting and shitting everywhere around midnight from that chicken I bollocksed up, but I slept through the night.


NEET 04/26/2021 (Mon) 21:20:17 [Preview] No.345117 del


NEET 04/26/2021 (Mon) 21:23:36 [Preview] No.345118 del
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9508991/Child-killer-mother-41-beat-son-three-death-freed.html
>Child killer mother, 41, who beat her son, three, to death after trip to Nando's then put his body in a suitcase and claimed he was missing is freed after less than seven years in jail


NEET 04/26/2021 (Mon) 21:34:15 [Preview] No.345119 del
>>345118
Behold the oppression of women by systemic sexism.


NEET 04/26/2021 (Mon) 21:39:50 [Preview] No.345120 del
>>345119
It's amazing isn't it?
there are guys there doing actual life sentences for inadvertantly killing people in brawls, and this bitch walks after 7 years for premeditated murder, torture, and hiding the body. The kid took three days to die from ruptured intestines. She beat him all three days.


NEET 04/26/2021 (Mon) 21:41:30 [Preview] No.345121 del
>>345103
I hope you slept tight.

>>345105
Still at Dan's rumour has it.

>>345106
kek

>>345109
Thank you, I am looking forward to it.

>>345110
Are you aware of the cause?

>>345116
Crazy man.

>>345118
Shame she didn't get thrown into a suit case.

>>345110
>>345112
>>345113
>>345114
>>345117
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 04/26/2021 (Mon) 21:43:29 [Preview] No.345123 del
>Indian mother is forced to transport her son's corpse on a rickshaw after he died as ambulances run out in Covid crisis, oxygen price gougers cash in with 1600% mark-ups and patients commit suicide by jumping off balconies
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9511529/India-Morgues-run-stretchers-deaths-hit-2-800-day.html


NEET 04/26/2021 (Mon) 21:46:54 [Preview] No.345124 del
Made some poundcake yesterday - it was ok, like extra rich butter cake, but not worth the effort or calories, and I couldn't more than a fraction of it. It's probably what's giving me an upset stomach.


NEET 04/26/2021 (Mon) 21:47:10 [Preview] No.345125 del
>Outrage as Iran is selected to sit on UN women's rights panel despite laws banning female sports, making the hijab compulsory and forcing married women to get their husband's permission to leave the country
>>Iran's laws allow child marriage and stop women travelling without permission
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9511581/Outrage-Iran-selected-sit-womens-rights-panel.html


NEET 04/26/2021 (Mon) 21:50:23 [Preview] No.345126 del
>>345125
based iran


NEET 04/26/2021 (Mon) 21:51:18 [Preview] No.345127 del
>>345124
The pound cake was too heavy.


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NEET 04/26/2021 (Mon) 21:58:52 [Preview] No.345129 del
>>345128
First one would hurt, the second one was a mong moment.


NEET 04/26/2021 (Mon) 21:59:43 [Preview] No.345130 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=dX-bcedKy2Y [Embed]


NEET 04/26/2021 (Mon) 22:02:42 [Preview] No.345131 del
>>345117
How goes it?


NEET 04/26/2021 (Mon) 22:02:58 [Preview] No.345132 del
>>345121
Morning


NEET 04/26/2021 (Mon) 22:07:56 [Preview] No.345133 del
>>345130
we posted this two nights ago, m80


NEET 04/26/2021 (Mon) 22:11:52 [Preview] No.345134 del
>>345133
I didn';t watch it then.
Now 'm late for work


NEET 04/26/2021 (Mon) 22:20:41 [Preview] No.345135 del
>>345134
>I didn';t watch it then.
IKTF

>Now 'm late for work
It was worth watching


NEET 04/26/2021 (Mon) 22:21:45 [Preview] No.345136 del
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NEET 04/26/2021 (Mon) 22:22:29 [Preview] No.345137 del
>>345135
I have 10 more mins to go.
But have to wage.


NEET 04/26/2021 (Mon) 22:23:34 [Preview] No.345138 del
>>345136
>Likely to become celebrated member of the LGBTQ+ community
Made me laugh.


NEET 04/26/2021 (Mon) 22:23:49 [Preview] No.345139 del
>>345137
Leave it till this afternoon.


NEET 04/26/2021 (Mon) 22:33:35 [Preview] No.345140 del
Mongenings
Out of bed before 9 for once. Made some buttered pani di casa for breakfast. Having a black instant. Not hungover despite 9 beers last night, which is better than 15.
Slow and steady. Feeling good.

Whats on for the day noonga neeters?


NEET 04/26/2021 (Mon) 22:36:44 [Preview] No.345141 del
>>345140
Mongenings NEET.

>Slow and steady. Feeling good.
Let's hope it stays at that number tonight because that will be good progress.

>Whats on for the day noonga neeters?
Wanking and probably becoming upset over why my database lecturer wants us to use his unclear definitions that are hard to interpret for an assignment.


NEET 04/26/2021 (Mon) 22:46:35 [Preview] No.345143 del
>>345136
Based and kek pilled


NEET 04/26/2021 (Mon) 22:46:42 [Preview] No.345144 del
>>345142
Delightful.


NEET 04/26/2021 (Mon) 23:10:29 [Preview] No.345145 del
Ooof spoke too soon. Kidneys are hurting a bit.
Feeling like a bit of a nuro.


NEET 04/26/2021 (Mon) 23:13:11 [Preview] No.345146 del
>>345145
>Feeling like a bit of a nuro.
Retreat to your goon cave.


NEET 04/26/2021 (Mon) 23:14:39 [Preview] No.345147 del
At the wage.
No point even longing for the day to be over because I'm on call this week.
Just have to bite the pillow and try to think happy thoughts for the next six days.


NEET 04/26/2021 (Mon) 23:14:56 [Preview] No.345148 del
I wonder how Nuro will celebrate the "super pink moon" tonight.


NEET 04/26/2021 (Mon) 23:25:19 [Preview] No.345149 del
>>345147
>try to think happy thoughts for the next six days.
You need to disconnect from the wage the best you can and do nothing much in the week. Have zero expectations for your to-do list and just focus on surviving.


NEET 04/26/2021 (Mon) 23:32:13 [Preview] No.345150 del
>>345147
Sames
At least I'm wanking from home, at least for today. Probably healthy enough to go in tomorrow though.


NEET 04/26/2021 (Mon) 23:37:28 [Preview] No.345151 del
>>345148
He will be out in the woods making sacrifice.


NEET 04/26/2021 (Mon) 23:39:24 [Preview] No.345152 del
>>345151
Is that what happened to that beached whale?


NEET 04/26/2021 (Mon) 23:40:29 [Preview] No.345153 del
>>345148
its just a full moon aint anthing super bout it


NEET 04/26/2021 (Mon) 23:43:22 [Preview] No.345154 del
>>345149
I can't do any of my own things, after the wage.


NEET 04/26/2021 (Mon) 23:45:22 [Preview] No.345155 del
>>345150
I'm going north tomorrow to see some clients but might wank from home on Thursday.


NEET 04/26/2021 (Mon) 23:46:10 [Preview] No.345156 del
>>345153
Morning Nuro.


NEET 04/26/2021 (Mon) 23:46:44 [Preview] No.345157 del
>>345154
Sounds like a boong lyfe dilemma that I do not have the answer to.


NEET 04/26/2021 (Mon) 23:56:23 [Preview] No.345158 del


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 00:02:08 [Preview] No.345159 del


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 00:04:14 [Preview] No.345160 del
>>345156
Morning.

**No other mornings will be issued thismorning*


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 00:04:44 [Preview] No.345161 del
>>345158
Wholesome moment.


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 00:04:49 [Preview] No.345162 del
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NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 00:05:23 [Preview] No.345163 del
>>345159
Gaped catastrophe.


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 00:05:33 [Preview] No.345164 del
>>345160
morning numo
perhaps give the drink and drugs a rest today?


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 00:06:54 [Preview] No.345165 del
>>345162
That woman is vile. I don't think I could have that quantity in my mouth.


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 00:07:26 [Preview] No.345166 del
>>345159
clicked on this at work


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 00:07:57 [Preview] No.345167 del
>>345165
Women are thoroughly disgusting creatures.


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 00:08:38 [Preview] No.345168 del
>>345166
Nothing wrong with the odd cheeky music video.


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 00:11:46 [Preview] No.345169 del
>>345164
i did that yesterday


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 00:12:45 [Preview] No.345170 del
>>345169
try for a second day then
you'll be a new man before you know it


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 00:13:01 [Preview] No.345171 del
>>345162
Cow orker screwed up her nose


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 00:14:11 [Preview] No.345172 del
>>345170
He'll need to go twice as hard to make up for it.


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 00:16:48 [Preview] No.345173 del
>>345171
Do you openly browse the board at work? Is it on your phone or computer?


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 00:18:48 [Preview] No.345174 del
2nd black instant
been a while since I kept any in the house.
Might shoot off an e-mail to upper management today complaining about our fucked up lack of wanking from home arrangements


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 00:21:31 [Preview] No.345175 del
>>345174
put a line in there like "no wonder your home country is a third world shithole where dirty rapists shit in the street, when you can't even manage a simple computer business"


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 00:23:45 [Preview] No.345176 del
>>345175
The guy in question is a based white south african
He probably hates the pajeets more than I do


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 00:25:02 [Preview] No.345177 del
>>345176
lol, my comment still makes sense in the context of south afrika


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 00:26:03 [Preview] No.345178 del
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NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 00:28:37 [Preview] No.345179 del
>>345173
Phone.
I think she saw the gaped catastrophe post.
She's alright, I know that she stays up all night looking at gore.


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 00:30:37 [Preview] No.345180 del
>>345179
>gaped catastrophe post.
Keep an ear out for her humming the tune.

>she stays up all night looking at gore.
That's not good. Does she vent her rage often?


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 00:31:11 [Preview] No.345181 del
>>345179
just browse it full screen on a 24" monitor like I do


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 00:31:39 [Preview] No.345182 del
>>345180
She just drinks like a well adjusted professional.


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 00:33:19 [Preview] No.345183 del
>>345181
I have two.
I don't go on the PC because I don't want anyone seeing search history


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 00:35:23 [Preview] No.345184 del
>>345183
just configure your browser to never remember history
I doubt your bleep blorp guy has the kit to do site-wide snooping.


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 00:39:52 [Preview] No.345185 del
Only 38 more years of waging left


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 00:42:38 [Preview] No.345186 del
>>345185
>assuming the government will let you


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 00:44:29 [Preview] No.345187 del
>>345186
>assuming the Bug government will let you


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 00:44:40 [Preview] No.345188 del
>"do you need PO for this???"
Imagine being a fully grown adult and sending this in an e-mail.


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 00:45:15 [Preview] No.345189 del
>>345188
well DO you????


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 00:47:31 [Preview] No.345190 del
>>345189
YES I'VE TOLD YOU THIS MULTIPLE FUCKING TIMES KELLY WU YOU CHINK CUNT!!!!!!


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 00:49:17 [Preview] No.345191 del
>>345190
>KELLY WU
Bugged.


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 00:55:13 [Preview] No.345192 del
>>345185
>>345186
My motherbot went down to Max after an unclear outcome for the DSP. Max is convincing her of doing light cleaning work in schools. I know for a fact that it isn't because you start early (I see the cleaners when walking the dog) and they always have a vacuum on their back.

Kind of wondering if if she can take the physical toll without having another stroke.


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 00:55:21 [Preview] No.345193 del
>>345184
I prefer it on the phone, I need to manually distract myself with it.


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 00:56:48 [Preview] No.345194 del
>>345192
What if she refuses?


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 00:59:10 [Preview] No.345195 del
>>345185
I doubt they'll let me retire at 68.


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 01:00:03 [Preview] No.345196 del
>>345192
stroke people shouldn't be spending time head down


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 01:07:25 [Preview] No.345197 del
>>345194
She wants to work, but I doubt the job description is accurate and matches her capability. She is still a very capable person but with fatigue her mental capacity declines due to the brain injury. Adding the ongoing fatigue of working hard and fast in a school (it isn't going to be "dusting" and "light cleaning"), which sounds like a recipe for disaster. All 2 years from retirement.

I have told her numerous times to check the status of her DSP application after she had the appointment for the medical review with no outcome as of yet. She believes it to be "knocked back" because she is still waiting.

>>345196
I didn't know that specifically, but I know the outcome isn't going to be good. It will be vacuuming with lots of bending and moving up and down. I am just hoping she realises this fact.


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 01:18:20 [Preview] No.345198 del
>>345192
after everything you have heard here why is she with MAX ? its the worst one !


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 01:21:52 [Preview] No.345199 del
>>345198
>why is she with MAX ?
She has this strange belief that they aren't too bad. I am not going to make the decisions for her.

When it all hits the fan I will continue to inform her of her rights to change provider and deal with what comes.


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 01:22:10 [Preview] No.345200 del
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nuro is seriously considering applying the DSP

despite surgery my right elbow is atill fucked and i have inoperable broken thumb


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 01:24:25 [Preview] No.345201 del
>>345200
how would that preclude you from doing an IT job or something?


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 01:25:03 [Preview] No.345202 del
>>345199
If they are putting the squeeze on her get her to change providers straight away.

That will at least buy some time. As i said she should not be at MAX. Look at a few of the newer lesser known providers.


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 01:25:29 [Preview] No.345203 del
>>345200
Have you considered an amputation?


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 01:34:14 [Preview] No.345204 del
Is alcoholism a potential reason for getting on the dsp?


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 01:38:02 [Preview] No.345205 del
>>345200
Walk into Cenno and take a steaming poo on a desk. Instant DSP approval in the hour.


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 01:40:18 [Preview] No.345206 del
>>345201
lel untrained 30 something doing IT

keke


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 01:42:22 [Preview] No.345207 del
>>345202
I told her before to state clearly that she won't do any vacuuming. I told her it isn't easy. When she hits the retirement age, she will go straight onto the aged pension.

>>345204
It was in there as
>Functioning related to Alcohol, Drug and Other Substance Use
https://www.legislation.gov.au/Details/F2011L02716/Html/Text#_Toc310259534

But I think to get the DSP for it you now you need to undergo rehab and or other treatment program as part of it. To stop "drunks" and "drug users" from abusing the system if I remember the hype.


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 01:46:51 [Preview] No.345208 del
>>345204
>>345207
Essentially this
>results of investigations (e.g. liver function tests, alcohol and substance use assessment scales);
>reports or other records of participation in treatment or rehabilitation programs;
The last point they can block you from getting it without it. The only way around it is if there is no program in your area that is free, or the cost to access the program is high (i.e. drive 200km+ each way to get there for a single appointment).


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 01:50:46 [Preview] No.345209 del
Bring back the whacking sticks
>Western Australia premier Mark McGowan is speaking now.
>"I have just been advised at this morning's emergency management team meeting that 78 of the 79 passengers on this flight had been in India recently.
>"Our expectation is the number of positive cases from this group of people will grow and potentially grow significantly."
https://www.news.com.au/national/breaking-news/live-breaking-news-haunting-video-emerges-from-doomed-submarine/live-coverage/0280660462ec6aa9fde37efefe780ed2


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 01:51:45 [Preview] No.345210 del
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NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 01:54:48 [Preview] No.345211 del
>>345210
Who will be in charge of the whacking stick at the neet commune?


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 02:01:21 [Preview] No.345212 del
>>345211
Possum


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 02:01:29 [Preview] No.345213 del
>>345209
Give 'em the old iron bar therapy.


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 02:02:36 [Preview] No.345214 del
>>345211
To be voted on Thursday. He who controls the whacking sticks, controls the NEET arses. Great power comes with great responsibility.


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 02:03:56 [Preview] No.345215 del
>>345213
Dan would eliminate them like he did with that NEET's mum in craft beer aisle.


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 02:04:10 [Preview] No.345216 del
>the number of infections in returned travellers to "grow significantly", after confirming 78 of the 79 passengers on a flight to Perth on Saturday had been in India recently.
>“This case and the other four confirmed cases in hotel quarantine all originate from flight MH125 that arrived from Kuala Lumpur into Perth on Saturday, 24 April.,” he said.
kek its not even a flight from poopoostan


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 02:05:57 [Preview] No.345217 del
>>345216
i hope trying to PC about reporting this situation breaks the ABC


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 02:05:59 [Preview] No.345218 del
>>345216
KL is a fairly common stop over


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 02:07:10 [Preview] No.345219 del
>>345214
Weber would prefer their backs were hit, lest their bumholes swell so much the snorkel can't get up there.


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 02:10:16 [Preview] No.345220 del
>>345219
Those technical issues will be finalised Thursday as well.


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 02:13:05 [Preview] No.345222 del
I prefer thiccer bums


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 02:13:39 [Preview] No.345223 del
>>345220
Don't forget to buy an extra couple of boxes of Jatz and another block of cheese. There wasn't enough to go round last week.


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 02:14:33 [Preview] No.345224 del
>>345215
That was captain cuz. SAY HIS NAME.


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 02:14:57 [Preview] No.345225 del
>>345221
I understand he wants a final outcome but I wonder if he will ever accept it if it is not what he wants.


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 02:15:56 [Preview] No.345226 del
>>345224
Learning to not shit in Dan's is a prerequisite lesson in life before turning 18.


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 02:18:13 [Preview] No.345227 del
>>345225
Even if they offered blood and DNA, he'd claim the results were forged.
There is no way Camilla could have kept a full-term pregnancy secret all these years. She wasn't some unknown commoner.


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 03:31:53 [Preview] No.345228 del
Feeling sober and covered in curry


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 03:44:53 [Preview] No.345229 del
>>345228
Start off with a good wash.


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 03:54:52 [Preview] No.345230 del
17 degrees today in Shitbourne, beautiful and sunny outside at the moment, might go for a walk.


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 03:56:45 [Preview] No.345231 del
>>345230
>might go for a walk.
I went for one before and it was nice to get some sun for a break. Enjoy it while it is still warm.


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 04:08:49 [Preview] No.345232 del
Had a mong pill and a 3rd black instant.
Hands are shaking like a rattle snake


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 04:10:30 [Preview] No.345233 del
>>345232
>Hands are shaking like a rattle snake
Squirts exploding with force?


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 04:11:23 [Preview] No.345234 del
>>345233
That'll come later. Migoreng for lunch, on the way to squirt city bitch


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 04:18:34 [Preview] No.345235 del
>Judge Trevor Wraight and Mr Dann blasted a Corrections Victoria report that said Pusey was unsuitable for a CCO.
>“For some reason they’ve taken some special interest in this case and treated it differently, which I find quite disturbing, to be honest,” he said.
>“I would hope they are not treating him differently to any other defendant. But it reads like they are.”
>Pusey will be sentenced on Wednesday for charges resulting from the Eastern Freeway crash, which killed four police officers.
>Pusey has served about ten months in jail awaiting sentence.
>He zoomed in on the face and body of Senior Constable Taylor as she lay “moaning” at the crash site, the court was previously told.
>“Absolutely amazing,” he said as he filmed the dying woman.
>Other witnesses at the scene implored Mr Pusey to help but instead he shrugged and said: “They’re dead.”
>He will be sentenced for speeding, drug offences and the rare charge of outraging public decency.
https://www.news.com.au/national/victoria/courts-law/judge-labels-report-that-found-richard-pusey-unsuitable-for-community-corrections-order-disturbing/news-story/9904ab7dd5d64b6f15ff396a2570db8c


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 04:29:40 [Preview] No.345236 del
>>345235
>He described one of the dead officers as being “smashed” and said “you f*ing c*s, you c*s, I guess I’ll be getting a f*ing Uber home, huh”.

kek


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 04:37:12 [Preview] No.345237 del
>>345236
I remember in the original video he posted he said that because he wanted to go home and eat his Sushi. There was a reason he was pissed and he didn't cause the truck crash.

I hope he walks away free after time served with some type of community order.


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 04:40:09 [Preview] No.345238 del
>>345235
>>345236
>>345237
friendly reminder the poo driver got 24 years


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 04:43:04 [Preview] No.345239 del
>>345238
He hit them. Pussy was having a piss when it all unfolded.


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 04:45:27 [Preview] No.345240 del
The poo was hopeless:
>Singh had been heavily using ice and was hallucinating about a witch after barely sleeping in the days before the crash.


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 04:50:36 [Preview] No.345241 del
can't get dsp if you've worked in the past 18 months


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 04:53:52 [Preview] No.345242 del
>>345239
yep and the cops took an extremely long time to process his traffic violation

>>345240
its amazing barely any of this was reported and talked about

>>345241
really ?


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 04:54:35 [Preview] No.345243 del
>>345242
>its amazing barely any of this was reported and talked about
It was on the front page of the paper


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 04:55:13 [Preview] No.345244 del
>>345243
numo lives in his own world


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 04:55:54 [Preview] No.345245 del
Nuro doesn't believe in clown newspapers.


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 04:56:07 [Preview] No.345246 del
>>345242
what happens to your elbow anyway ?


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 04:59:05 [Preview] No.345247 del
The Pusey guy is obviously mentally fucked, probably some sort of personality disorder, but he shouldn't be in jail for what he did in front of those dying cops. At worst, just charge him with speeding and the drugs.


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 05:00:03 [Preview] No.345248 del
>>345243
the poo ?

>>345244
infowars barely covers australian news

>>345245
accurate

>>345246
limited range of movement, randomly locks, pain


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 05:01:36 [Preview] No.345249 del
>>345248
>limited range of movement, randomly locks, pain
is it your wanking arm ?


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 05:07:05 [Preview] No.345250 del
Limited range wank


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 05:07:52 [Preview] No.345251 del


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 05:10:57 [Preview] No.345252 del
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NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 05:11:47 [Preview] No.345253 del
>>345246
Elbows aren't real.


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 05:15:58 [Preview] No.345254 del
>>345251
This is good but its basically them admitting that quarantine doesn't work well enough. Australian citizens should always be allowed to come back if you ask me, poovidian or not.
Gubbamemt needs to stop using hotels as a permanent quarantine solution


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 05:22:49 [Preview] No.345256 del
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NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 05:25:43 [Preview] No.345257 del
>>345254
>poovidian
I like this word.

>>345256
kek


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 05:54:23 [Preview] No.345258 del
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NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 05:57:35 [Preview] No.345259 del
Fuck me this mong pill has made me anxious
Can't even type into the work chat properly because im all paranoid and shit


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 06:05:43 [Preview] No.345260 del
>>345259
Goon IT!


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 06:08:00 [Preview] No.345261 del
>>345259
Is this valium?


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 06:08:48 [Preview] No.345262 del
>>345230
Sounds nice


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 06:09:30 [Preview] No.345263 del
>>345261
Naltrexone


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 06:14:16 [Preview] No.345264 del
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fark me barely got up and out to shops and back for basic supplies.

cunts totally fucked


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 06:19:06 [Preview] No.345265 del
>>345264
You should recharge with the full moon tonight.


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 06:19:36 [Preview] No.345266 del
>>345264
We need clean living you and I.


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 06:22:30 [Preview] No.345267 del


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 06:26:01 [Preview] No.345268 del
>>345265
nah i am sick of the moon been staring at it the past 5 days

>>345266
nah i just neeed better drugs


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 06:32:03 [Preview] No.345269 del
>>345268
>nah i just neeed better drugs
based


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 06:32:41 [Preview] No.345270 del
>>345268
>nah i just neeed better drugs
https://youtube.com/watch?v=HUngLgGRJpo [Embed]


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 06:34:43 [Preview] No.345271 del
anal


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 06:37:33 [Preview] No.345272 del
aboriginal


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 06:41:02 [Preview] No.345273 del
elderly aboriginal man doing the neetful outside during the day in a rural and remote community


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 06:47:13 [Preview] No.345276 del
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NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 06:47:19 [Preview] No.345277 del
>>345270
nah that just more of the same

flogging a dead horse

me and alchohol at the moment


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 06:52:36 [Preview] No.345279 del
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>>345275
where have you been ? its been good the past 5 nights !! for fuck sake

>The next super full moon in May this year will not only be slightly closer than this one (both in timing and distance), it will also be a total lunar eclipse across Australia.


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 06:54:00 [Preview] No.345280 del
>>345279
Based.


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 06:54:10 [Preview] No.345281 del
>>345278
Dan watches over us, always.


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 06:59:25 [Preview] No.345282 del
>>345279
>good the past 5 nights
But it's better tonight. Even closer tonight.


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 06:59:43 [Preview] No.345283 del
>>345281
Particularly those who dislike the moon.


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 07:04:36 [Preview] No.345284 del
>>345232
Put one on your dick.


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 07:04:59 [Preview] No.345285 del


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 07:07:22 [Preview] No.345286 del
Dan in the moon.


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 07:08:21 [Preview] No.345287 del
Home.
On call.
Craving Dan's tit.


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 07:11:50 [Preview] No.345290 del
Wage complete.
2 hours and 49 minutes until on-call.
Time to do some non-boong stuff


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 07:12:11 [Preview] No.345292 del
>>345288
You forgot to put the vpn on Stir Fry NEET.


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 07:12:56 [Preview] No.345293 del
>>345290
Garn local?


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 07:14:16 [Preview] No.345294 del
>>345293
Might gar the gym


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 07:14:56 [Preview] No.345295 del
>>345294
Good gar


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 07:16:07 [Preview] No.345296 del
garn wank


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 07:19:57 [Preview] No.345297 del
>>345294
Not very boong like at all.


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 07:28:32 [Preview] No.345298 del
>>345282
its is not


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 07:29:06 [Preview] No.345299 del
>>345282
stop falling for body corporateish kabalistic magic

they want you to look at the moon


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 07:30:06 [Preview] No.345300 del
>>345298
>If you look up later tonight, you'll see a beautiful full moon as it makes its closest approach to Earth this month — aka a supermoon.
https://www.abc.net.au/news/science/2021-04-27/super-pink-full-moon-to-shine-across-australia-perigee-syzygy/100066644


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 07:30:30 [Preview] No.345301 del
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>>345299
You will love the moon.


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 07:30:35 [Preview] No.345302 del
>>345299
>they want you to look at the moon
The moon loves us all.


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 07:34:51 [Preview] No.345303 del
>>345300
>>If you look up later tonight,
always do the opposite of what the jeuws say


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 07:40:02 [Preview] No.345304 del
>>345303
Look at the ground.


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 07:46:50 [Preview] No.345305 del
got stuck in the old thread


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 07:52:12 [Preview] No.345306 del
>>345305
Mong bean.


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 07:52:44 [Preview] No.345307 del
meh


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 07:52:53 [Preview] No.345308 del
>>345306
hurtful


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 07:54:57 [Preview] No.345309 del
home
thank god monday is over with


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 07:58:59 [Preview] No.345310 del
>>345307
Get them to clean the lens.


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 07:59:30 [Preview] No.345311 del
>>345310
he should wipe it with his cumdies


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 08:01:17 [Preview] No.345312 del
>>345309
Um, it's Tuesday.


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 08:05:44 [Preview] No.345313 del
>>345312
your just trying to make me look stupid when i stay home on friday


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 08:11:02 [Preview] No.345314 del
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Boong moon rising


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 08:42:17 [Preview] No.345315 del
>>345314
ethanolstate when?


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 08:46:34 [Preview] No.345316 del
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NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 08:49:44 [Preview] No.345317 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=hOx9raaBsZU [Embed]


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 09:03:26 [Preview] No.345318 del
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NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 09:04:16 [Preview] No.345319 del
>>345317
Damn well cooked ribs


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 09:06:53 [Preview] No.345320 del
>>345317
A large lad


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 09:08:14 [Preview] No.345321 del
>>345317
This video makes me hungry.


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 09:09:55 [Preview] No.345322 del
>>345320
never trust a skinny chef


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 09:16:54 [Preview] No.345323 del
Imagine the braps

https://youtube.com/watch?v=JYB8tZcYKJ4 [Embed]


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 09:21:49 [Preview] No.345324 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=_U6Eb-PoTNo [Embed]


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 09:22:38 [Preview] No.345325 del
45 minute incline walk complete.
38 minutes.


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 09:23:28 [Preview] No.345326 del
>>345325
Well done neet.


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 09:26:46 [Preview] No.345327 del
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>>345323
>32ounces of chicken stock
>6:1 meat to rice ratio


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 09:28:22 [Preview] No.345328 del
>>345325
Nice, I really need to start exercising again, I've packed on a few kg.


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 09:33:03 [Preview] No.345329 del
>>345328
I don't think my beer gut has ever been bigger, especially after going hard these last few weeks.
I'm pretty sure I can't see my cock in the shower and you can notice it even with a hoody on.


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 09:34:53 [Preview] No.345330 del
>>345328
everyone has


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 09:36:56 [Preview] No.345331 del
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>>345329
You need some Spanx for men.


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 09:37:01 [Preview] No.345332 del
>>345329
Damn, I can still see my dong, I've gone from 80kg to 95kg, ideally I should be 75kg.


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 09:39:47 [Preview] No.345333 del
>>345332
100kg is the wakeup call

when you get to 110kg you wont give a fuck anymore


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 09:41:24 [Preview] No.345334 del
>>345333
I've reached 115kg before, that was the wakeup call.


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 09:41:40 [Preview] No.345335 del
HOLY SHIT Bahahahahahahahah

<Community leaders say new Dan Murphy's store will add fuel to fire of town's drinking problem

https://youtube.com/watch?v=UIOSzkLgi1A [Embed]


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 09:43:00 [Preview] No.345336 del
>>345335
Dan's a bad man.


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 09:43:53 [Preview] No.345337 del
>>345332
I'm 105 but fatter than I was at 108 which is my fattest. I must have lost some muscle or am just bloated.
Time for a beer.


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 09:45:23 [Preview] No.345338 del
>>345337
booze will make you look like a bloated beanbag


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 09:45:25 [Preview] No.345339 del
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>>345337
>Time for a beer.


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 09:51:17 [Preview] No.345340 del
>>345338
and amphetamines are highly illegal

go figure

time for a psuedo


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 09:55:19 [Preview] No.345341 del
Thinking of trying camgirls. I've literally never looked at them in all my years on the internet, and I keep hearing stories of guys who wasted huge amounts of money on them. I'm afraid I might like it.


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 09:56:21 [Preview] No.345342 del
>>345341
Same, the porn I watch is probably 75% solo/webcam stuff anyway. Just not quite sure on how to find legit sites though.


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 09:57:05 [Preview] No.345343 del
Had a good heart to heart with Monaro, she kept asking about my childhood and shit.
We were talking about shitheads and how parenting fucks them up and I took the contrarian angle that you can't use it as an excuse, because you can't. And they could just use their upbringing as an excuse.


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 09:57:30 [Preview] No.345344 del
>>345341
There's one called live.tv (I think) I used to cam whore on it


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 09:59:07 [Preview] No.345345 del
Going to have a goon


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 10:00:07 [Preview] No.345346 del
>>345341
You might end up like that coomer who killed his entire family so he could keep fapping to some bulgarian whore.


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 10:00:44 [Preview] No.345347 del
>>345341
don't do it


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 10:03:25 [Preview] No.345348 del
>>345343
>Had a good heart to heart with Monaro
You are lucky to have someone to talk to about things.


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 10:04:16 [Preview] No.345349 del
night noots
going to watch some tv series and then go to bed


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 10:04:35 [Preview] No.345350 del
>>345344
Good rates?


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 10:05:13 [Preview] No.345351 del
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>>345343
My parents divorce is why I'm a boong tho
She couldn't discipline me and I just did whatever I want. Wanking and gaming and skipping school to smoke weed, and then later on keeping a goon sack under my desk.
Not an excuse but I'm sure its part of it


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 10:05:37 [Preview] No.345352 del
>>345349
Good night NEET. Sleep tight.


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 10:08:15 [Preview] No.345353 del
>>345348
Whenever anything gets important, I either yell at her or lecture on tangents.


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 10:08:18 [Preview] No.345354 del
>>345342
I thought camgirling was legal in most places?


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 10:09:05 [Preview] No.345355 del
>>345349
Goodnight m8


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 10:10:47 [Preview] No.345356 del
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>>345350
I was a depraved mother fucker.


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 10:11:16 [Preview] No.345357 del
>>345351
A classic Rise Of The Neet backstory.


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 10:11:59 [Preview] No.345358 del
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>>345341
dont be simp


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 10:12:11 [Preview] No.345359 del


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 10:12:29 [Preview] No.345360 del
>>345356
What did you do on camera?


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 10:14:35 [Preview] No.345361 del
>>345351
No you're not. You can't use that as an excuse. You can, and do make decisions for yourself. You are responsible for every fucking particle of substance that came from you interacting with your surroundings within your reality. Everything you are, you chose.


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 10:16:15 [Preview] No.345362 del
>>345351
I read that again, you are the failed normie NEET the narky NEETs post about.
Tell me about your sharehouse inner city dwelling period with a bunch of potheads around.


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 10:16:37 [Preview] No.345363 del
>>345356
How many tokens do you want to pleasure yourself in the bussy with a dan murphy branded iron dildo?


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 10:17:26 [Preview] No.345364 del
>>345360
Your bum.


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 10:18:18 [Preview] No.345365 del
>>345363
Only if you can hit boongs in the rum isle with me on it.


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 10:22:08 [Preview] No.345366 del
>>345362
>>345363
Sure I'm a failed normie but I reckon I'd get kicked out of a sharehouse. People can only stand me for short periods of time.


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 10:24:33 [Preview] No.345367 del


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 10:26:16 [Preview] No.345368 del
>>345367
Very artistic NEET


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 10:26:20 [Preview] No.345369 del
Yanks first impression of boongs
https://youtube.com/watch?v=vFgCOfgS0po [Embed]
Don’t think an Aussie could get away with it


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 10:27:02 [Preview] No.345370 del
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>>345366
We've stood with you longer than any one has.


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 10:28:16 [Preview] No.345371 del


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 10:28:55 [Preview] No.345372 del
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>>345351
So you learned from the mistakes of your youth and now you dont do that shit anymore, Right Neet?


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 10:29:31 [Preview] No.345373 del
I was looking at jobs on seek and then I was in the beginning phase of having a wank but decided to stop. I think the mong pill is working, just felt like a waste of time. Felt like a hedonistic boong.
Gonna do some work on my little javascript API project.


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 10:31:17 [Preview] No.345374 del
>>345369
Hah that was good.


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 10:32:25 [Preview] No.345375 del


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 10:33:48 [Preview] No.345376 del
>>345375
Good post linking.


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 10:34:05 [Preview] No.345377 del
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Just looked at today's todo list. Haven't achieved a single fucking thing.


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 10:34:37 [Preview] No.345378 del
>>345373
do the needful


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 10:35:39 [Preview] No.345379 del
>>345372
What a cute kitty kot


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 10:36:06 [Preview] No.345380 del
>>345377
Did you at least do the needful?


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 10:36:37 [Preview] No.345381 del
>>345377
You don't need to.


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 10:37:50 [Preview] No.345382 del
>>345380
Twice, I think.
>>345381
True.


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 10:39:19 [Preview] No.345383 del
>>345377
"Clean the bath and toilet" has been on mine for like 10 days.
I just did it, took me 10 minutes. Fuck I'm a lazy boong. Now I'll do the fridge


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 10:42:31 [Preview] No.345384 del
>>345383
Make sure you give your penis a good clean


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 10:45:21 [Preview] No.345385 del
>>345377
at least you were psysically capable

im so monged i feel like i have blown a fuse


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 10:46:51 [Preview] No.345386 del
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>>345384
He will need one of these I think to get rid of all the dried up Smegma.


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 10:48:33 [Preview] No.345387 del
The fridge smelt like cum


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 10:49:39 [Preview] No.345388 del
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>added Icehouse's "Paradise" to my spotify playlist after Nuros reccomendation on the 22nd of November last year. 5 months ago.


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 10:49:44 [Preview] No.345389 del
>>345387
Did you dump a big load in there?


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 10:53:37 [Preview] No.345390 del
>>345388
Important moves like this have to made carefully, the pros and cons weighed, all the angles checked, all possible outcomes considered, all contegencies planned for. You were right not rush it.


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 10:56:26 [Preview] No.345391 del
>>345390
No fuck I mean I added it 5 months ago and its already been 5 months.
Fuck I've boonged myself out of comprehension


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 11:01:03 [Preview] No.345392 del
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>>345387
Good work neet


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 11:01:46 [Preview] No.345393 del
>>345391
Complete boongout


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 11:01:56 [Preview] No.345394 del
>>345391
Yeah. It's almost may, and none of my plans for this year have come to anything.


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 11:02:16 [Preview] No.345395 del
Thinking of having a sleep


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 11:04:54 [Preview] No.345396 del
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NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 11:06:06 [Preview] No.345397 del
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>>345388
and that song was recorded 35 years ago


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 11:10:15 [Preview] No.345398 del
Good night NEETs. Sleep tight.


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 11:15:55 [Preview] No.345399 del
Fuck man. 12 min call from after hours.
No idea what I said.


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 11:18:34 [Preview] No.345400 del
>>345307
Yeah it was a little over-rated.
>>345336
KILLED ME MUM AY
>>345399
Are you on the piss?
Had some HJ's for dinner, might make some vocaroos.


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 11:20:02 [Preview] No.345401 del
>>345395
>>345398
Sleep tight

>>345400
Make them!


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 11:36:23 [Preview] No.345403 del
>>345400
always do the opoosite of what they say

although they are telling people to look at it at midnight when its "closest"

probably while they are having some ritual


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 11:39:08 [Preview] No.345404 del
Voacaroos


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 11:40:01 [Preview] No.345405 del
It's really skippy and scratchy.


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 11:41:23 [Preview] No.345406 del
flash games and wombo burger


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 11:43:40 [Preview] No.345408 del
>>345403
I hope you listen to it, he name drops the based one several times.


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 11:43:40 [Preview] No.345409 del
>>345405
Sorry about that, I used my headphones and I think it might be an issue with the jack.


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 11:44:20 [Preview] No.345410 del
>>345409
Some of it was sort of lost. Good stuff though.


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 11:44:41 [Preview] No.345411 del
garn piss


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 11:45:25 [Preview] No.345412 del
>>345407
No (you) are.


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 11:49:03 [Preview] No.345413 del
>>345410
Thanks, the audio being shit probably did that.


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 11:51:08 [Preview] No.345414 del
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Think I'm going to crash. Night mate.
Hopefully the afterhours doesn't go off again.


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 11:57:43 [Preview] No.345415 del
>>345414
nighty night


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 15:22:20 [Preview] No.345416 del
NEETs I think I saw a UFO


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 15:46:24 [Preview] No.345417 del
Insomnia again neets. Went to bed too early, and too hungry. Fuck my stupid life.


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 15:46:52 [Preview] No.345418 del
>>345416
Do tell.


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 15:47:52 [Preview] No.345419 del
>>345416
it is North Korean ICBM come to kill you. BYE IDIOT!
-die4israel


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 16:08:06 [Preview] No.345420 del
>>345419
Best korea has concluded an alliance with the grays, in which kimmy will get to rule the world. Soon all countries will be best korea.


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 16:10:27 [Preview] No.345421 del
>https://www.news.com.au/travel/travel-updates/health-safety/52-passengers-on-india-flight-to-hong-kong-test-positive-to-covid/news-story/58150b4c97c49fca89fbd95b87d756d2
Pajeets tested a plane full of passengers, promised they were all covid negative. When they arrived the chinks tested them, found there were 52 positive cases.


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 16:11:41 [Preview] No.345422 del
I saw a night light in the sky just sort of hovering.
Hard to tell the distance/size- it seemed like it was moving but it could have just been light reflecting.

Not a plane- no noise
Not a satelite- way too bright, shit looked like a street light.
Not a parachute flare, stayed in the air maybe 15 minutes

Not sure what to make of it


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 16:14:38 [Preview] No.345423 del
>>345421
sounds political, I wouldn't trust either to do accurate tests.
Chink government is well known for telling bare faced lies to support policies, Pajeet is well know for failing in medicine.

Still thousands of Australias stranded overseas though, the government really fucked those people hard.
>no income
>no way home
>no legal way to remain where they are without overstaying
>repeated knee jerk flight cancellations
>no welfare checks
>no insurance, liability
Those people are going to be a problem for the government when they get back


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 16:20:16 [Preview] No.345424 del
>>345422
You didn't get a picture did you? Are you in a city or rural area? Was it near the horizon or above you?


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 16:21:23 [Preview] No.345425 del
>>345422
I trust this wasn't the pink supermoon


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 20:07:07 [Preview] No.345426 del
>>345423
Fuck 'em, they're the types that say Aus is a shithole


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 20:42:12 [Preview] No.345427 del
Morning bros. Another day on earth.


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 20:54:03 [Preview] No.345428 del


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 20:54:59 [Preview] No.345429 del
>>345422
Might've been the moon.


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 20:58:30 [Preview] No.345430 del
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>>345427
Morning. Make the most of it.
Or at least partially attempt to.


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 21:12:52 [Preview] No.345431 del
>>345430
>>345427
Morning neets. Remember, we are elite neets, and not the sort of dum-dums who mistake the moon for a ufo.


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 21:23:24 [Preview] No.345432 del
>>345427
>>345431
mordenong

>Remember, we are elite neets, and not the sort of dum-dums who mistake the moon for a ufo.
i hate teh moon


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 21:24:04 [Preview] No.345433 del
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>>345431
I looked at it last night.
It was bright but wasn't pink.
Morning.


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 21:25:53 [Preview] No.345434 del
>>345432
Morgnidn, the moon loves you.


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 21:37:19 [Preview] No.345437 del
>>345401
Thank '(You)


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 21:45:48 [Preview] No.345440 del
Mongdins
Weird sleep. Woke up at 4. Think I was just in a closed eye kind of half sleep for most of the night. Going into the office today.
Still no after hours calls thankfully. 5 beers last night, try for none today


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 21:48:38 [Preview] No.345441 del
>>345402
Interesting newer voice. Your microphone was popping. NEET stories!

>jumbo burger
It looked pretty vile. The advertisements try to make it less vile.

>gym
Work hard!

>>345416
Take a snap of it.

>>345417
4amNEET?

>>345421
They want to escape and will lie to do so.

>>345423
>Still thousands of Australias stranded overseas though, the government really fucked those people hard.
I remember those people talking about how great it was living in those countries and how expensive Australia is to live in. Now everyone is rushing full force at cost to get to Australia where the spread of the virus is very low.

>>345429
It loves us all.

>>345436
Spooky.

>>345438
No thanks.

>>345439
People a few days ago were making light of an Australian cricketer who left Indian saying he doesn't want to get locked out of Australia. Next day or two it happened.

>>345427
>>345430
>>345431
>>345432
>>345434
Good morning, mordenong and morgnidn NEETs.


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 21:49:39 [Preview] No.345443 del
>>345440
Mongdins NEET.

>5 beers last night, try for none today
Even better today. Let's cut it down further.


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 21:50:52 [Preview] No.345444 del
>>345442
Swift justice.


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 21:51:01 [Preview] No.345445 del
>>345441
>People a few days ago were making light of an Australian cricketer who left Indian saying he doesn't want to get locked out of Australia. Next day or two it happened.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9517009/Aussies-turn-mega-rich-cricket-stars-begging-charter-flights-home-Covid-ravaged-India.html


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 21:55:00 [Preview] No.345446 del
>>345445
Bit before that
>Australian cricketers Andrew Tye, Kane Richardson and Adam Zampa have abandoned the Indian Premier League and returned home as the country’s COVID-19 crisis continues to escalate.
>>Delhi & Districts Cricket Association president Rohan Jaitley told ESPNcricinfo this week: “The bubble is absolutely intact … if I am not part of the bubble, I can’t meet anybody (inside it). It is absolutely safe.”
>>“We right now are probably the safest people in the country being in the bubbles that we are in. Continually I’m asking the boys at breakfast every day how’s everything going on the outside.
https://www.news.com.au/sport/cricket/australian-cricketer-andrew-tye-returns-home-amid-indias-covid19-crisis/news-story/f9c411ba3274d0a00e9cd5a446d755fe

Making out everything was fine and dandy.


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 21:56:50 [Preview] No.345448 del
one can of mondster in the morning is no longer cutting it
frequently drinking two back to back


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 21:57:58 [Preview] No.345449 del
>>345448
They are becoming your nuggets
https://youtube.com/watch?v=HUngLgGRJpo [Embed]


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 21:59:01 [Preview] No.345450 del


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 21:59:39 [Preview] No.345451 del
https://www.nugglyf.com.au/

cruisey wont take me here either


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 21:59:53 [Preview] No.345452 del
>>345440
>no after hours calls
I got one at around 11 last night, a fucking nothing issue.


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 22:00:54 [Preview] No.345453 del
Australia Post's ShopMate service is absolute fucking garbage. Don't use it, NOOTs. 2 weeks and $240 in shipping and I still don't have the items.


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 22:01:07 [Preview] No.345454 del
>>345443
>try for none today
>cut it down further.
He should expel standos.


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 22:03:09 [Preview] No.345455 del
>>345451
You should ask that marsupial fellow to go out for a feed.


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 22:03:16 [Preview] No.345456 del
>>345451
>comes with pasito


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 22:05:04 [Preview] No.345457 del
Stay Golden Special and the Daw Park Dealaroo are the same.


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 22:06:39 [Preview] No.345458 del
>>345453
I have been looking online for a cheaper service and from CA to NSW the best site is Shipito. They have an Australian partner who I am assuming is that company but they charge less.

I also don't like ShopMate because they won't consolidate the package. It can be more expensive with Shipito because you need to send it via DHL at the cheapest, but if you have many packages or oversized boxes it can be cheaper.


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 22:07:10 [Preview] No.345459 del
>>345454
I think a gradual cut is more productive. Otherwise the standards intake go back to 15.


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 22:08:01 [Preview] No.345460 del
>Reckless moment a driver tries to grab a police officer's GUN during a traffic stop - but the cop just slaps his hand away and gives him a warning
>>'F**k - don't touch,' she said when she realised how close he was to her weapon
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9514731/Man-reaches-Victoria-Police-officers-gun-stop-forcing-cop-promptly-shut-down.html


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 22:08:30 [Preview] No.345461 del
>>345454
expelliarmus!


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 22:09:20 [Preview] No.345462 del
>>345458
i should have just gotten the merchant to send it fedex. Would have cost the same and I've have gotten it in 72 hours


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 22:10:00 [Preview] No.345463 del
>>345455
he hates me


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 22:17:45 [Preview] No.345465 del
>>345461
From his cock.


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 22:18:04 [Preview] No.345466 del
Wage again.


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 22:18:39 [Preview] No.345467 del
>>345465
there are no cocks at hogwards


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 22:22:00 [Preview] No.345468 del
>>345462
What are you receiving?

The ShopMate equivalent service on Shipito says 4-9 business days for delivery, excluding preparing to send it (i.e. that date is from the first scan after leaving the warehouse).


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 22:22:21 [Preview] No.345469 del
>>345464
How do I get indefinitely suspended with pay?


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 22:22:32 [Preview] No.345470 del
Why so cheap in retrospect of how old it is?
>World's oldest whiskey goes up for auction: Only surviving bottle of Old Ingledew believed to have been produced in Georgia in the late 1700s and once owned by JP Morgan is expected to sell for up to $40,000
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9516875/Worlds-oldest-whiskey-owned-JP-Morgan-Washington-elites-goes-auction.html


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 22:23:47 [Preview] No.345472 del
>>345464
He'll probably die if he gets jail.


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 22:24:39 [Preview] No.345473 del
>>345470
probably lack of definite providence and no guarantee of any quality after 300 years


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 22:25:49 [Preview] No.345474 del
>>345472
i don't have a problem with corrupt/criminal police being dealt with in prison
their corruption brings every case they ever handled into question


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 22:26:55 [Preview] No.345475 del
>>345471
Fuck that's a reasonable payout.


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 22:27:47 [Preview] No.345476 del
>>345475
a payout they should never have received


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 22:28:15 [Preview] No.345477 del
Wage commute
Drive thru
Large mighty McMuffin meal with a late
Woe


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 22:29:29 [Preview] No.345478 del
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NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 22:29:45 [Preview] No.345479 del
>>345477
this latest rap is a little lacklustre


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 22:30:08 [Preview] No.345480 del
>>345478
dick skinner


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 22:31:50 [Preview] No.345481 del
>>345473
True. It could taste like piss.

>>345474
>their corruption brings every case they ever handled into question
True.

>>345476
He's dead and life insurance in his super may have paid out if they kept pressing the matter.


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 22:38:34 [Preview] No.345484 del
>>345482
Based.


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 22:40:14 [Preview] No.345485 del
>>345483
I like the file size digits as well


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 22:52:58 [Preview] No.345486 del
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NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 22:53:56 [Preview] No.345487 del
>>345486
He'll do it for the money


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 23:05:05 [Preview] No.345488 del
>>345482
Yeah, I read a couple of days ago that he died. I presume he had some embarrassing disease, since he was only 42 and his family is trying to hide the cause of death.


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 23:14:13 [Preview] No.345489 del
>>345488
>his family is trying to hide the cause of death.
Perhaps a BDSM related death: CBT gone too far.


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 23:26:20 [Preview] No.345490 del
Mordening Neets

Evil Evil Poos last night

Must not have cooked that curry 100%

Eh its blowy overcast and wet, at least can have a comfy day in.


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 23:29:33 [Preview] No.345491 del
>>345490
Good morning Nuro.

>Must not have cooked that curry 100%
What meat did you use?

>at least can have a comfy day in.
How many more days off do you have?


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 23:29:59 [Preview] No.345492 del
>>345488
He died 10 days after his second vaccination. Official cause is diabetic ketoacidosis, but there are links between that and the mRNA vaccine.


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 23:30:29 [Preview] No.345493 del
>>345490
>Evil Evil Poos last night
>
>Must not have cooked that curry 100%
or you cooked it 110%


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 23:32:09 [Preview] No.345494 del
https://www.canberratimes.com.au/story/6987065/defence-admits-38b-helicopter-fleet-has-major-door-flaw/
>General Burr confirmed the helicopter's design flaw meant that simultaneous suppression fire from a side mount gun while troops were rappelling was not possible.


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 23:35:13 [Preview] No.345495 del
>>345492
>Official cause is diabetic ketoacidosis
I thought it was easy to die of this condition as it can be silent and in your sleep? Why some people wear 24 hour pumps in case they need it while they sleep otherwise they die without action.

Not saying there are not any links, but I know that people don't recognise how serious diabeetus can be.


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 23:37:18 [Preview] No.345496 del
>>345494
She'll be right after a few deaths and serious amputations the government will pay at least triple to fix the issue while minimising any negligence payouts (i.e how would have they know that this was going to happen, it's the manufacturers fault)


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 23:38:51 [Preview] No.345497 del
>>345494
>>345496
Like those shitty jets there plagued with design issues and some issues in flight before the Australian Government signed the contract.


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 23:39:39 [Preview] No.345498 del
>>345491
beef and it had been in the freezer a while and my medical cert was a for 3 weeks

>>345493
nah i was in hurry

just some combo of weekend boonging, not eating well, gastro and sniffles. Slowly leveling out. not there yet.


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 23:43:56 [Preview] No.345499 del
>>345497
there were also some amphibious assault ship thingo comissioned when gillard was PM where the main door thing (where tanks roll on/off) was too small on so they never entered service


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 23:49:41 [Preview] No.345500 del
Black hoodie workplace shooter has moved into my cubicle after the office was rearranged to have some of the dev team back in
It’s loud as fuck


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 23:50:55 [Preview] No.345501 del
>>345499
I don't get why people don't understand that cheaper contract normally have these weird conditions and why no finds these issues. Happened to Transport NSW where a train was too large for a part of the track or something but they went with the cheapest option then had to pay much more to fix the track up.

Literally pay peanuts, get monkies.


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 23:51:42 [Preview] No.345502 del
>>345500
>office space re-arrangements

everyone looses


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 23:52:17 [Preview] No.345503 del
>>345500
>Black hoodie workplace shooter
That would be a little bit calming. At least you can go into wage slave with some confidence that tomorrow may not come around.

Where is the paper network guy? Is he closer?


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 23:52:40 [Preview] No.345504 del
>>345501
when Adelaide bought new trams they didn't get the sand box brake option for winter to cut costs
first decent set of rains and the trams sat there spinning their wheels


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 23:54:16 [Preview] No.345505 del
>>345500
how big is your cubicle? one of those 4 bangers?


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 23:56:52 [Preview] No.345506 del
>>345489
Wouldn't surprise me, kaminsky strikes me as the sort of guy who was into femdom.


NEET 04/27/2021 (Tue) 23:57:40 [Preview] No.345507 del
>>345506
far worse people in the industry than him


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 00:11:20 [Preview] No.345508 del
Ok, gunna visit IGA to pick up some pepsi max and sausages. You neets want anything?


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 00:13:05 [Preview] No.345509 del
>>345508
one 30kg meat pie please


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 00:14:18 [Preview] No.345510 del
>>345508
30kg Prawns please.


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 00:16:36 [Preview] No.345511 del
watch me dab and/or nae nae


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 00:17:50 [Preview] No.345512 del
>>345508
some merseme valley and roasted capsicun strips please


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 00:18:54 [Preview] No.345513 del
>>345512
15kg of each?


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 00:21:19 [Preview] No.345514 del
>>345511
Link plz.


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 00:21:44 [Preview] No.345515 del
>>345513
Make it 30kg to be safe.


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 00:27:31 [Preview] No.345516 del
>>345515
that would be expensive i just need one of each


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 00:35:17 [Preview] No.345517 del
>>345503
He is far away but will be moving soon
There’s two spots left and one of them is next to me. He better fucking not end up in my cube

>>345505
Yeah 4 person with a walkway through the middle. Kind of semi open plan. It’s so fucking loud I’d rather be in a smaller one


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 00:36:59 [Preview] No.345518 del
>>345517
tall walls or ones people can see over?


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 00:44:40 [Preview] No.345519 del
Got so worked up over the idea of a young bloke acting tough to cover his unending sadness and isolation that I had to jam my head in the freezer to calm down


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 00:48:13 [Preview] No.345520 del
I was there 3000 years ago, when Isildur took the Ring. I was there the day the strength of men failed.
t. Possum


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 00:52:10 [Preview] No.345521 del
>>345517
>He better fucking not end up in my cube
Do you have any decent headphones to stop
https://youtube.com/watch?v=icIvB_3Ugqw [Embed]


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 00:53:18 [Preview] No.345522 del
>>345519
Just don't jam your swingers in the freezer.


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 01:18:58 [Preview] No.345523 del
dick pussy got 10 months


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 01:19:43 [Preview] No.345525 del
likely to be bailed due to time served
sane judge for once


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 01:20:11 [Preview] No.345526 del
>>345523
With time served does that mean he walks away?


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 01:22:32 [Preview] No.345527 del
>>345525
>sane judge for once
I think the DPP pissed off the judge about treating him differently from the judges previous comments. That grinds the judge's gears.


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 01:33:02 [Preview] No.345528 del
>>345526
basically
article suggests he can probably even drive in 6 months


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 01:33:32 [Preview] No.345529 del
>>345527
that and digging up an old charge that had been used like once before in 150 years or some shit


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 01:34:10 [Preview] No.345530 del
be interesting to see if he dies in mysterious circumstances


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 01:40:04 [Preview] No.345531 del
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be interesting to see if he sues the poo for damaging his porsche


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 01:49:33 [Preview] No.345532 del
>>345530
I think that's likely due to drugs. The bloke alone sounds pretty erratic as he was recently charged with another incident at his place.

>>345531
Probably has no money, but the company might. Even then would it be worth it?


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 01:54:24 [Preview] No.345533 del
>>345532
>His manager at Connect Logistics, Simiona Tuteru, will fight four charges of manslaughter for allowing Singh on the road despite his condition, with the case still before the courts.

id go after their employer if their poo driver on ice wrecked my Porsche


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 02:02:44 [Preview] No.345535 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=IJCyytjD8mI [Embed]


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 02:05:10 [Preview] No.345536 del
If you get sentenced and you have already served longer than your sentence do you get to bank the extra time for free crimes? Can you pool surplus time with your mates to save up for a really cool crime?


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 02:14:46 [Preview] No.345537 del
>>345536
no but there is a thing called double jeopardy in america, not sure about australia


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 02:16:47 [Preview] No.345538 del
>>345537
We have a similar system, although you can be tried again if new evidence comes to light. For example in BEST A a guy is being tried presently for the NCA bombing. He was tried previously after it happened.


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 02:18:48 [Preview] No.345539 del
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Lunch, chilli pie and sausage roll.


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 02:19:05 [Preview] No.345540 del
>>345538
I was wrong. He was charged in 94 but they withdrew the charges.


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 02:19:25 [Preview] No.345541 del
>>345539
which are you going to eat first?


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 02:20:44 [Preview] No.345542 del
>>345541
And which are you going to consume not orally?


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 02:22:01 [Preview] No.345543 del
>>345541
The sausage roll was consumed first.


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 02:26:27 [Preview] No.345544 del
>>345543
were they both good?


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 02:31:59 [Preview] No.345545 del
>>345544
Yes, the Italian sausage roll which is new was excellent with the different seasonings and herbs with the puff pastry.


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 02:34:27 [Preview] No.345546 del
>>345539
I doubt I will have lunch for another hour. I am envious. Looks nice.


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 02:50:47 [Preview] No.345547 del
Do any neets follow a diet low in fruit and vegies?


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 02:51:47 [Preview] No.345548 del
Wage squirt


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 02:54:09 [Preview] No.345549 del
>>345547
>low in fruit and vegies?
Depth charge poos.


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 02:58:18 [Preview] No.345550 del
>>345548
Did it sneak up on you or did you know it was coming?


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 03:00:20 [Preview] No.345551 del
>fruit and vegies?

huh ? que ? QRD ?


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 03:00:22 [Preview] No.345552 del
>>345549
Thinkers do sinkers m8. Only small brained neets do floating poos.


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 03:00:54 [Preview] No.345553 del
>>345552
Well bantered.


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 03:06:18 [Preview] No.345554 del
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NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 03:06:49 [Preview] No.345555 del
>The veteran Queensland MP has told news.com.au he has been diagnosed with Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder or ADHD by a psychiatrist. He believes that the daily medication he now relies on has changed his life.
>>ADHD may help explain ‘Why Andew Laming is a d**khead’
>>>Some of Dr Laming’s colleagues and friends have a more blunt assessment: the ADHD diagnosis has helped explain “why Andrew Laming is a dickhead”.
>>>Eye surgeon Dr Peter Sumich was a key figure in Dr Laming’s eventual diagnosis after he recognised the MP was exhibiting many of the symptoms of ADHD.
>>In 2007 the Queensland MP was the subject of a major AFP investigation into alleged electoral rorts in his office that ultimately resulted in no charges.
>>Intriguingly, Dr Laming believes it was his ADHD and his related inability to complete paperwork that was a key factor in the saga.
https://www.news.com.au/national/politics/liberal-mp-andrew-laming-says-shock-medical-diagnosis-explains-behaviour-that-left-his-career-in-tatters/news-story/6bca4a47003a60c2de8e6ebac396d2eb


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 03:37:08 [Preview] No.345557 del
>>345556
I am here for you.


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 04:06:22 [Preview] No.345559 del
Another day, another binge. I think from now on I might have a smallish post breakfast snack, to discourage bingeing.


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 04:13:11 [Preview] No.345560 del
>>345559
seems like its doable


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 04:21:11 [Preview] No.345561 del
>>345550
Knew it was coming. Those might McMuffins are the road to squirt city.


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 04:23:46 [Preview] No.345562 del
bac from lunc


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 04:24:16 [Preview] No.345563 del
>>345547
what are those?


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 04:29:09 [Preview] No.345564 del
>>345441
>It looked pretty vile. The advertisements try to make it less vile
It was vile.
>Work hard!
I did.
>>345519
>Got so worked up over the idea of a young bloke acting tough to cover his unending sadness and isolation
I may or may not know someone like this, that someone may or may not be me.
18 degrees today in Shitbourne, had a bit of a skitz out last night, feeling a little flat today, cooked and ate some pasta so I guess there's that.


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 04:31:22 [Preview] No.345565 del
>>345559
A morning on the chockies?


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 04:33:00 [Preview] No.345567 del
>>345564
awww spergo :(


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 04:33:33 [Preview] No.345568 del
>>345561
>the road to squirt city.
Sounds like a bumpy journey.


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 04:33:52 [Preview] No.345569 del
>>345564
>I did.
Well done.


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 04:36:58 [Preview] No.345570 del
>>345561
The road to squirt city is paved with grease and unwise meal size upgrades.


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 04:38:03 [Preview] No.345571 del
>>345565
Went out to an IGA in search of bear claws. Couldn't find them. Ended up buying a 6 pack of gourmet donuts instead. And a tub of chocolate mousse


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 04:38:49 [Preview] No.345572 del
>>345566
The best one is on Tiktok. It is cutting meat then putting it on bread. Then putting the egg in the middle of meat then cooking it. Much less fuss and when it is cooked it is ready.


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 04:39:36 [Preview] No.345573 del
>>345571
Do you have any Metamucil?
That binge alone would block me up.


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 04:44:55 [Preview] No.345575 del
>>345573
I'm more of a benefibre man myself. Might take some.


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 04:46:08 [Preview] No.345576 del
I'm wondering if we could get sponsorship from laxative manufacturers. We could post pictures of our biggest shits, and have a caption 'This poo proudly brought to you by metamucil'


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 04:47:49 [Preview] No.345577 del
>>345576
>get sponsorship
NK would have made a fortune.


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 04:49:19 [Preview] No.345578 del
heh got paid for 107.5 hours this fortnight


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 04:55:27 [Preview] No.345579 del
>>345574
I wonder if it stinks.


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 04:56:08 [Preview] No.345580 del
>>345578
Treat yourself in-store.


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 04:59:41 [Preview] No.345581 del
>>345579
i remember refusing to eat cheese sandwiches in england as a 12 year old because they were orange and not yellow


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 05:02:00 [Preview] No.345582 del
>>345581
>because they were orange and not yellow
Did they have anything else to feed you?


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 05:04:54 [Preview] No.345583 del
>>345582
i used to eat snags if they were available


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 05:12:45 [Preview] No.345584 del
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poor cruisedog


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 05:15:08 [Preview] No.345585 del


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 05:39:55 [Preview] No.345586 del
>>345584
>pay up for household expenses
Basic spousal support?


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 05:52:26 [Preview] No.345587 del
Smashed off my skull.


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 05:52:45 [Preview] No.345588 del
38 mins til afterhours.


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 06:00:49 [Preview] No.345589 del
Wage schitz
Can’t think straight


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 06:05:55 [Preview] No.345590 del
>>345589
Think about acquiring schnitzel instead.


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 06:06:11 [Preview] No.345591 del
>>345587
Boong lyfe?


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 06:23:16 [Preview] No.345592 del


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 06:25:54 [Preview] No.345593 del
14 shifts are about to begin when I start on call.


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 06:28:19 [Preview] No.345594 del
>>345547
Tendies grow on trees.


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 06:28:59 [Preview] No.345595 del
>>345554
That guy looks like you.


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 06:30:47 [Preview] No.345596 del
>>345578
That's a big wage.


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 06:31:39 [Preview] No.345597 del
>>345584
I hope she doesn't see this.


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 06:31:58 [Preview] No.345598 del
>>345591
Yeah. On call has begun.


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 06:36:34 [Preview] No.345599 del
>>345589
I left an hour and a half early, then when I got home I realised I left the work computer at work and I left my license and bank card at home. So I just grabbed them, gotsome dog food and coke and came hme again. I should've gone back to the office to get the computer but I was so close and leaving it too late would've meant


I just had a call from the office. It was a case manager I never talk to calling me just to say that I'm now on call and that she has had non stop calls all day. I stayed as quiet as I could and she was on speaker, there was at least another manager there. Hmm. HMMMM.


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 06:39:46 [Preview] No.345600 del
Half tempted to call her back.


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 06:53:14 [Preview] No.345601 del
>>345599
They’re onto you and your boongery


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 06:53:42 [Preview] No.345602 del
Thank you. Bye.


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 06:54:53 [Preview] No.345603 del
>>345601
I think I just came across as rude.
I start working on a cover up story that I can believe.
I think I'll say that back was sore, which it is.
That's not a real excuse but it will do.


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 06:56:32 [Preview] No.345604 del
>>345599
> another manager there.
When I was a wagie we never trusted any manager cause they are all sneaky bastards


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 07:00:21 [Preview] No.345605 del
>>345603
I would fire your arse


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 07:02:54 [Preview] No.345606 del
>>345604
there is one here who we call NMR because he looks like a naked mole rat.
One day he heard a colleague and I shit talking another manager who had nothing to do with our division and he stopped and was all “I can’t let you talk about another manager like that”. My colleague was all “so what are you gonna do about it?” and he pussied out like a bitch


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 07:04:43 [Preview] No.345607 del
>>345606
Based.


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 07:10:56 [Preview] No.345608 del
When it’s all said and done Marcus Aurelius will ask Nuro if he ever got tired of being BASED.

To which Nuro will reply only if In those few moments I was not meant to be.


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 07:13:25 [Preview] No.345609 del
>>345562
had lunc with ha thanks for axin


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 07:17:48 [Preview] No.345610 del
Lining up to exit the industrial estate onto the main road
Commute woe


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 07:18:37 [Preview] No.345611 del
>>345136
My old m8 PROUDNEET lost his virginity when he was 13 or some shit.


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 07:19:43 [Preview] No.345612 del
>>345608
Hey nuro. Ever photograph a ufo?


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 07:23:02 [Preview] No.345613 del
John in rostering is the man.


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 07:25:11 [Preview] No.345614 del
>>345604
I'm a manager. But I'm a cool one.


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 07:25:21 [Preview] No.345615 del
>>345608
Based.


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 07:25:41 [Preview] No.345616 del
>>345609
Good date?


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 07:25:45 [Preview] No.345617 del
>>345605
I'm sober now. I was trying to get home to get it over and done with by 4.


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 07:34:42 [Preview] No.345618 del
>>345616
it was ok
i've had thai food about five times now and can take it or leave it


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 07:37:35 [Preview] No.345619 del
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Can't wait for dinner, boys. Got some jars of this shit on Amazon. Goes good on any meat. Just get your meat muddy with it and leave it in the fridge overnight. Cook it up, have it on its own or in a wrap or whatever you want.
I think it was Masterfoods had a dry jerk seasoning you could get in most supermarkets recently but then it disappeared around here. That one is almost as good as this one, from what I remember.


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 07:38:57 [Preview] No.345620 del
Why is there so much news coverage of india right now? America had a higher rate of covid per capita at the start of the year, and many european and south american countries currently have more infections per capita than india.


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 07:41:02 [Preview] No.345621 del
>>345618
>it was ok
That's good better than being bad.

>can take it or leave it
It is a nice source of feed. I like it in part because it can be consumed fast.


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 07:42:12 [Preview] No.345622 del
>>345620
because indians have migrated to every western country on earth?
it would also appear they lied about their infection rate and they now suspect something like 500 million infected right now


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 07:42:41 [Preview] No.345623 del
>>345622
>million
thouand


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 07:45:20 [Preview] No.345624 del
Are there any porn videos sites that haven't been completely cucked by the ban on amateur videos?


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 07:45:26 [Preview] No.345625 del
>>345619
I have never have jerked meat. It sounds wonderful.

>>345620
Poos are eliminating themselves from corruption that keeps the country running. It's an issue because their spike is much higher than Americas per day with many people thinking it's not yet at the peak and if the growth is exponential it's going to get a lot worse.


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 07:47:03 [Preview] No.345626 del
>>345620
Curryland wants to use it as leverage to shit more poos into our countries.
Our elites want to use it to bring in more poos to pump up the value of their houses, lower wages, drive up the general cost of living.
In your lifetime you're gonna see a nigpocalypse occur when Africa's population rises and our wealth decreases to where we can't feed them anymore.
They're gonna show every normie on Facebook footage of millions of starving nigger kids and our country's population will double and become 50% Sub-Saharan in <10 years.


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 07:48:18 [Preview] No.345627 del
>>345622
>Imagine if so many pajeets have become carriers that western countries have to ban travel to and from india for years.


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 07:50:28 [Preview] No.345628 del
>>345627
It sounds good but for the next 20 years after they'll use it as a cudgel against us.
>You Australians must pay forever for that time you didn't let us in for six months!
You don't think so? Two words: Stolen Generation.


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 07:51:06 [Preview] No.345629 del
>>345627
Where will we get our Poos from then


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 07:52:52 [Preview] No.345630 del
>>345627
or they'll declare not having covid to be white privilege and let them all in anyway


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 07:53:57 [Preview] No.345631 del
>>345630
Plausible if you consider that Australia used to pride itself on not having TB and now quietly lets in nogs with it.


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 08:05:51 [Preview] No.345632 del
>>345627
yes but that means no more iced up poos running over cops


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 08:07:17 [Preview] No.345633 del
>>345632
Pussy's driving erratically while eat sushi on Melbourne freeways.


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 08:07:54 [Preview] No.345634 del
Pussy not needing Uber.


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 08:08:14 [Preview] No.345635 del
>>345632
ooooofffff pick your poison

Hello Neets.

Grabbed some Thai on the way home

Not super boonged

Feeling better after some fresh air and a few days of rest. Almost back to normal.


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 08:09:11 [Preview] No.345636 del
Pussy not getting fucked by the justice system.


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 08:10:48 [Preview] No.345637 del
>>345635
Good evening Nuro.

>Almost back to normal.
That's good to hear the low energy feels are almost gone.


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 08:13:43 [Preview] No.345638 del
>>345623
There's still time.


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 08:19:19 [Preview] No.345639 del
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What a day at the wage. At one point I was a bit sick and was coughing into a mask a lot.
There are signs all over the place about how to avoid germs. One of the recommendations is to stay home if you're sick. Load of shit, shouldn't even have been there.
Bossman didn't say a word about me having been at home for a while.
Typical shit commute, 50 minutes of bumper to bumper during sunset. Pretty woeful. Did fuck all all day, couldn't concentrate on anything or remember shit that people had sent me messages about 2 minutes earlier.

Could go a standard. Could also not. Fuckin. I dunno.
What am I doing with my life, its just the same fucking shit every day. Work, woe, struggle to sleep, repeat.
Time to try and destress, I heard some people can actually do that


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 08:20:10 [Preview] No.345640 del
>>345639
stay off the piss tonight
you can do it


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 08:21:14 [Preview] No.345641 del
>>345636
I think it already cost him 10 months of his life.
My ma thinks he should get time. Imagine thinking people should be behind bars for being pricks and not spontaneously becoming an EMT that can bring squashed cops back to life.


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 08:23:02 [Preview] No.345642 del
>>345641
the cops that died are probably the same ones responsible for letting sudos get away without charges for assaulting whites
fuck em


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 08:24:15 [Preview] No.345643 del
>>345642
Excuse me, racist much? Robbing and raping white people is just African culture.


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 08:24:54 [Preview] No.345644 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=TMZi25Pq3T8 [Embed]


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 08:25:17 [Preview] No.345645 del
>>345639
>Work, woe, struggle to sleep, repeat.
Be a mong and boong is in there somewhere.


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 08:26:44 [Preview] No.345646 del
>>345645
It's part of the woe


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 08:27:11 [Preview] No.345647 del
>>345644
Blood is drippin, I'm not slippin
Bitches panties, is what I'm rippin
Rollin faster than a motherfuckin dirt bike
Never met a piece of pussy that I didn't like
Like to eat it, like to suck it
Take a shit... in a bucket;


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 08:27:38 [Preview] No.345648 del
>>345639
>Work, woe, struggle to sleep, repeat.
*Work, squirt, woe, struggle to sleep, repeat.

>I heard some people can actually do that
I watch television in bedroom and leave the tasks in another room. Sometimes I listen to music while browsing the computer but after a set time if nothing is due later in the week I don't touch anything university related.

>>345641
My mother agrees with your ma.


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 08:28:56 [Preview] No.345649 del
>>345647
Easy E got AIDS from F Mercury


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 08:29:28 [Preview] No.345650 del
>>345648
She even said it is his fault. Total victim of her Facebook feed so presumably shitlib coverage all blames him and not the methed out truck driver.


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 08:30:21 [Preview] No.345651 del
Someone made a comment when they saw me too. "Oh you're here today? Thought you were working from home every day"
Fuck ya

Garn gym


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 08:35:29 [Preview] No.345652 del
>>345650
it's not worth engaging with people like this in any sort of discussion
we can have a million parliamentary inquiries into right wing extremists, but there wont be an inquiry into the mass media turning boomers brains into mush


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 08:37:05 [Preview] No.345653 del
>>345652
I think she started saying dumber shit after taking cholesterol meds.
Shit eats your brain.


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 08:40:09 [Preview] No.345654 del
>>345653
they're also locked into this midday and 6pm news cycle with free to air tv, and are either scared of comptuers, or can't use them beyond whatever bias google returns, so they just turn into retards parroting whatever body corporate/ALP/NLP talking points are saveur du mois
and the who thing is designed to make them think they're making a conscious choice between one side or another, when in reality the whole thing is scripted and they're both sides of the same shekel


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 08:41:04 [Preview] No.345655 del
>>345653
>after taking cholesterol meds.
>Shit eats your brain.
I take lipitor....Hmmmm maybe that's why I see Dan as a God.


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 08:43:23 [Preview] No.345656 del
>>345654
She doesn't watch TV at all. All of this crap comes from a facebook timeline. And she thinks she is well-informed.
>>345655
Bro, stop being fat and get off of that shit. Do you know what your brain is made of? Cholesterol. Lipitor can't tell the difference it is binding to your brain and you are shitting it out.


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 08:45:06 [Preview] No.345657 del
>>345656
You have to be careful when stopping medication. It can be a fast way to kill yourself if stopped suddenly.


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 08:45:16 [Preview] No.345658 del
monk refers to putting the shopping away as 'deploying on-prem'


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 08:45:38 [Preview] No.345659 del
>>345651
Good luck.


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 08:46:07 [Preview] No.345660 del
>>345657
same excuse our board alcos use lol


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 08:46:19 [Preview] No.345661 del
>>345655
>>345653
yeah i tried one for 2 days and was like nah


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 08:46:25 [Preview] No.345662 del
>>345657
I'm not saying be reckless I am saying don't be a boomer who thinks it's okay to eat themselves to death if they're taking lipitor.
Take the steps to live healthy and free of drugs.


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 08:46:44 [Preview] No.345663 del
cholestorol is a meme


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 08:48:01 [Preview] No.345664 del
>>345662
>Take the steps to live healthy and free of drugs.

you can have low cholestorol and be free of drugs and be a NPC

fuck no


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 08:48:16 [Preview] No.345665 del
>>345663
it is a bit in some respects
i got my from bad to good (and lost 30kg) by eating something like 50% fat and 50% protein
if doctors and dieticians are to be believed it should have gone even badder with all that meat fat i was eating


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 08:49:09 [Preview] No.345666 del
>>345664
If you take lipitor you will become an NPC.


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 08:51:01 [Preview] No.345667 del
fuck


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 08:52:24 [Preview] No.345668 del
>>345667
and yet you can keep on possessing and posting those very same images at no cost, proving once again that a fool and his money are easily parted


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 08:54:41 [Preview] No.345669 del
amusing, considering journalists like crabb are the very ones teaching the masses that everything online should be believed


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 08:57:02 [Preview] No.345670 del
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and this is from Andrew "No fear, no favour" Bolt, Australia's most "right wing" journalist gatekeeper.


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 09:01:13 [Preview] No.345671 del
>>345547
The only fruit i get is lemons
>>345664
ppl who avoid poisoning themselves are NPC's now?


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 09:01:21 [Preview] No.345672 del
>>345670
Deport bolt to pajeet land.


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 09:01:29 [Preview] No.345673 del
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>>345670
its pretty shit there are australian citizens stuck there in india, unfortunately most of them arent expats most are just 1st gen poos who want to bring their whole extended non Aussie family home


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 09:01:44 [Preview] No.345674 del
>>345670
They are mainly pajeets with aussie passports.


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 09:04:20 [Preview] No.345675 del
sketchy neet


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 09:04:35 [Preview] No.345676 del
vanilla coke


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 09:05:18 [Preview] No.345677 del
>>345674
Yeah, fuck'em. As far as I care any white expats living in india at this point deserve to lose their white privilege, and get reclassified as pajeets.


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 09:06:48 [Preview] No.345678 del
>>345674
who want to bring their mother and father back and the gov is like nope.jpg


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 09:09:27 [Preview] No.345679 del
Google as an employer


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 09:12:50 [Preview] No.345680 del
>>345679
there is also an induction process that used to take a week, but probably takes longer now. this included training on why you were an evil white person and if the employees leading the training didn't think you appeared to 'get' it, they could make you keep doing it or bounce you out of the company


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 09:14:11 [Preview] No.345681 del
>>345680
the brain washing works quite well too
i no longer recognise the people I used to work with who went to work there


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 09:14:52 [Preview] No.345682 del
>>345670
>australians in india

I think even shitlibs are embarrassed at this level of civnattery.


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 09:25:42 [Preview] No.345684 del
>>345681
Did swallow all the different pills?


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 09:27:45 [Preview] No.345685 del
>>345684
they were always lefty, but believed in free speech
now they're the most ardent supporters of deplatforming and everyone-who-disagrees-with-me-is-a-nazi and have their gender pronouns in their bio


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 09:28:03 [Preview] No.345686 del
>>345681
i saw some horrendous memes how people look after 5 years there

wont even bother searching for them cause i know they de-indexed


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 09:28:51 [Preview] No.345687 del


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 09:29:01 [Preview] No.345688 del
>>345686
oh yeah, the google search the public sees is completely different to the internal one


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 09:29:48 [Preview] No.345689 del
>>345687
arsehole
BEST A's motor vehicles go out of their way to block the creation of any number plate that might be deemed offensive


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 09:30:04 [Preview] No.345690 del
>>345685
You should include your pronouns in your bio like Sir/Lord


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 09:30:24 [Preview] No.345691 del
>>345689
and the person pictured will lose their plates shortly


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 09:34:10 [Preview] No.345692 del
I use duckduckgo more and more now. Not because of google getting my info but because the cunts de-list shit I want to find.


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 09:37:43 [Preview] No.345693 del
>>345692
Google sucks for searches these days.


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 09:37:50 [Preview] No.345694 del
>>345692
do you remember scroogle ?

i have been on startpage the last decade


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 09:38:16 [Preview] No.345695 del
>>345692
>>345693
It's hard to filter for Australian only results when before it was a few clicks.


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 09:41:01 [Preview] No.345696 del
>>345692
What stuff are they delisting that you're interested in?
>>345695
Have you tried adding site:au to your search?


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 09:42:23 [Preview] No.345697 del
>>345695
I don't understand why they did that. I guess it was to make stores around the world sign on to be part of their google store results or get buried under seppo listings?


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 09:48:31 [Preview] No.345698 del
>>345696
No. I will try that next.


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 09:50:22 [Preview] No.345699 del
neet 7:50


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 09:58:20 [Preview] No.345700 del
Achieved basically nothing on my todo list today either neets. That donut binge really fucked me up.


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 10:00:07 [Preview] No.345701 del
It's 8 oclock


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 10:01:32 [Preview] No.345702 del
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>>345700
did you at least take time to worship women and minorities ?


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 10:02:50 [Preview] No.345703 del
30 minutes on the treadmill. Jog / incline walk. Still sweating.
Basically a 12 hour day, haven't even had dinner yet. I am so fucking butthurt that I have to travel 1h40m each day to sit in a loud, artificially bright cubicle to do something I can do at home.

Anyway. Gonna send a job application. No standards in the house.


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 10:06:02 [Preview] No.345704 del
>>345701
It's 1935


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 10:07:58 [Preview] No.345705 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=st0wdrwCAKc [Embed]

good deeds this time


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 10:08:05 [Preview] No.345706 del
>>345703
Good luck on the job applications.


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 10:08:20 [Preview] No.345707 del
That jerk chicken wasn't that great, boys. I'm wondering if the masterfoods jerk spice was actually better.
But I think what happened was I just used too much spice. It wasn't nuke-your-mouth hot but probably less flavour because too much heat.


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 10:09:06 [Preview] No.345708 del
>>345703
>1hr40

wait was it this before the pandemic ?


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 10:09:42 [Preview] No.345709 del
>>345704
ITS 911 TIMES A THOUSAND


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 10:12:50 [Preview] No.345710 del
>>345709
>using the solar clock to tell time


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 10:13:54 [Preview] No.345711 del
I reckon this bird is pretty underrated in the views she gets. I guess what it is is a lack of action. I'm not sure if she really gets to work besides taking her top off.
https://chaturbate.com/hersheys_aran/


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 10:14:03 [Preview] No.345712 del
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NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 10:14:10 [Preview] No.345713 del
>>345708
Nah, I moved during the year of working from home


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 10:15:24 [Preview] No.345714 del
>>345707
That's a shame. I was hoping it would have turned out nice. Put the TP in the fridge for tomorrow.


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 10:16:39 [Preview] No.345715 del
>>345712
It ain't no Ford ranger.


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 10:17:15 [Preview] No.345716 del
>>345711
Fark, I wonder how much those tokens cost


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 10:17:39 [Preview] No.345717 del
>>345711
Zoran gave her one token. It is not enough.


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 10:18:32 [Preview] No.345718 del


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 10:19:44 [Preview] No.345719 del
>100 tokens for $10.99
Breddy expensive


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 10:20:43 [Preview] No.345720 del
>>345708
DAYUUUUUUM

>>345710
poorly bantered


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 10:20:50 [Preview] No.345721 del
Not now boner.


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 10:21:18 [Preview] No.345722 del
>>345702
I haven't even checked my privilege today, that's how boong lazy I've been.


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 10:21:48 [Preview] No.345723 del


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 10:21:55 [Preview] No.345724 del
>>345718
>tfw you want to shag a black girl but they gang-bash you after you ask them to take an std test first.


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 10:22:25 [Preview] No.345725 del
>>345718
>>345711
I AINT CLICKING THAT SHIT '

STOP FUCKING SIMPING


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 10:23:48 [Preview] No.345726 del
>>345725
>STOP FUCKING SIMPING

I think I've found a new vice tbh


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 10:25:20 [Preview] No.345727 del
>>345725
I'm not simping I am looking for a wife.


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 10:27:50 [Preview] No.345728 del
>>345727
She'll suck you dry financially leaving you fucked.


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 10:30:01 [Preview] No.345729 del
>>345727
go to church


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 10:30:20 [Preview] No.345730 del
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>>345728
Nothing to suck, love. I am already spent.


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 10:30:40 [Preview] No.345731 del
Not sure how many neets here run adblock/tracker addons, but this is an interesting page shows you what is being blocked or not blocked. I got 100%

https://d3ward.github.io/toolz/src/adblock.html

original article
https://www.ghacks.net/2021/04/26/evaluate-your-content-blocker-with-ad-block-tester/


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 10:31:45 [Preview] No.345732 del
>>345730
They can still gape you catastrophically.


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 10:32:54 [Preview] No.345733 del
going to watch tv
night all


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 10:33:09 [Preview] No.345734 del
>>345731
I have ublock and no script which I turn off most of the time.


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 10:33:32 [Preview] No.345735 del
>>345733
Night. Hope it's something nice.


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 10:34:26 [Preview] No.345736 del
>>345733
Good night NEET. Sleep tight.


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 10:34:46 [Preview] No.345737 del
Got 8 nuggoes and 4 tendies in the airfryer.
I had mayo and sweet chili sauce the other day with nuggoes, wasn't bad.
I didn't mix it so I could sort of convince myself it was sweet chili phili cheese.


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 10:35:06 [Preview] No.345738 del
>>345731
I use ublock origin. I don't understand these 'ad' things people are always whining about.


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 10:37:16 [Preview] No.345739 del
>>345733
Goodnight


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 10:39:59 [Preview] No.345740 del
>>345738
If you have a browser open a long time in Firefox their shit ad blockers fail. Other day it told me that I blocked infinite ads.


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 10:42:37 [Preview] No.345741 del
>>345737
Sounds nice.


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 10:45:03 [Preview] No.345742 del
Good lord, did you see that NEETs arse??


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 10:45:43 [Preview] No.345743 del
>>345737
Feed = Power.


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 10:45:59 [Preview] No.345744 del


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 10:47:13 [Preview] No.345745 del
>>345737
Wish I'd copped an air fryer and a multicooker when the fat neetbux were flowing.


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 10:47:28 [Preview] No.345746 del
>>345742
You shouldn't be looking.


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 10:48:15 [Preview] No.345747 del
>>345743
Not even hungry, it's just a snack.


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 10:48:18 [Preview] No.345748 del
>>345731
I got 84%. What os/browser are you using?
I'm using Chrome on MacOS with uBlock origin and privacy badger installed.
Only blocking 1 from OEM.

>>345733
nite

>>345737
me feed


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 10:48:31 [Preview] No.345749 del
>>345745
You should've.


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 10:48:46 [Preview] No.345750 del
>>345746
How can you not look?


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 10:49:11 [Preview] No.345751 del
>>345748
Healthy looking. You'll need more.


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 10:52:44 [Preview] No.345752 del
neetcams.gov.sa.au - Australia's leading sexual trauma rehabilitation exposure therapy camsite. NDIS funded all thanks to Damien 'Cruisedog' Ward with an extensive history in NEET and aboriginal social care.


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 10:55:25 [Preview] No.345753 del
>>345752
>Damien Ward
wew, that's some well thought out shitposting.


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 10:56:23 [Preview] No.345754 del
>>345747
You're acquiring power.


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 10:57:59 [Preview] No.345755 del
>>345738
> I don't understand these 'ad' things people are always whining about.
well thats because UBo is the gold standard

i still can remember the time about 2 years ago i went to an old mates house who just got a new HP laptop

i went to a torrent site in edge to download a program he wanted and got served all these porn banners and pop ups, shit he almost slapped the laptop out of my hands

i was like "what you dont have an ad blocker ???" dude i didnt do shiet


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 10:59:36 [Preview] No.345756 del
>>345745
neetparty is over :((((


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 10:59:56 [Preview] No.345757 del
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>>345754
I doubt it will be enough.


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 11:00:05 [Preview] No.345758 del
>>345748
At the moment I'm using Palemoon 29.1.1 Mint 19.3, NoScript (had to allow to run test)
Also every website I goto I use uBlock and block what I can, also in my lists I have 104,529 network filters + 38,409 cosmetic filters selected


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 11:00:55 [Preview] No.345759 del
>>345757
It never is.


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 11:01:31 [Preview] No.345760 del
>>345757
You need more than that neet.


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 11:02:18 [Preview] No.345761 del
>>345748
>I got 84%.

probaly DNS leak. many such cases

yah nuro scored 100%

linux vivaldi ublock disconnect open DNS


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 11:03:50 [Preview] No.345762 del
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imagine getting paid to teach kids OPSEC


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 11:06:01 [Preview] No.345763 del
>>345757
At least you're not spoiling the neet feast with any vegies. What sauces are you having?


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 11:06:49 [Preview] No.345764 del
>>345763
Vegies aren't real.


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 11:08:24 [Preview] No.345765 del
>>345761
I'm not using a VPN. Pretty sure a site can't tell which DNS server (google) I'm using.
It'll be because I'm using mac and Chrome.
I should roll my own DNS.


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 11:08:50 [Preview] No.345766 del
>>345764
Ain't that the truth.


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 11:10:51 [Preview] No.345767 del
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Nuggers aren't real chicken


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 11:12:34 [Preview] No.345768 del
Damn. A cute poo girl on bumble unmatched with me because I didn't reply in 10 hours.
Pooskis be cray


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 11:18:59 [Preview] No.345769 del
>>345768
Here's my take on poo girls based on very limited experience.
They are crazy horny perverts like their men are but they have the cumbersome duty of pretending they aren't.
This means they are deathly afraid of BWC revealing their power level to their friends and family.
So for you to be successful you have to be so normie-presenting that you can cover them both.
Got to be like a white dude from a romcom.


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 11:19:49 [Preview] No.345770 del
Good night NEETs. Sleep tight.


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 11:21:32 [Preview] No.345771 del
>>345769
Lol
True in my experience


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 11:22:02 [Preview] No.345772 del
>>345765
macOS leaks a bit more than it should

who knows just could be safari.


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 11:23:14 [Preview] No.345773 del
>>345769
kek truth

watch more bollywood romcoms


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 11:30:27 [Preview] No.345774 del
>>345767
is that goldeneye?


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 11:30:52 [Preview] No.345775 del
>>345770
Night m8


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 11:39:34 [Preview] No.345776 del
>>345774
yup

its been remastered i have been dying to give it a go but keep forgetting


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 11:46:04 [Preview] No.345777 del
seriously mainstream meteor....


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 11:47:09 [Preview] No.345778 del
>>345777
The Channel 7 comments are pretty woke actually


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 12:03:51 [Preview] No.345779 del
>>345776
and they put the zucc in?


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 12:06:49 [Preview] No.345780 del
Resume touched up and job application complete. Time for the needful.


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 12:09:31 [Preview] No.345781 del
>>345778
>woke

please do not use that word like that


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 12:11:46 [Preview] No.345782 del
>>345779
no pure coincidence


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 12:35:16 [Preview] No.345783 del
8 minute wage call
Explained some shit and told him to send in a ticket so someone can deal with it in the morning
Easy money


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 12:37:07 [Preview] No.345784 del
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NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 12:51:10 [Preview] No.345785 del
>>345784
she lik criket?


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 12:56:25 [Preview] No.345786 del
>>345784
kek
what the fuck did she expect, a bollywood movie?
She's right about seeing guys with fucked up deformed skin and limbs and burns and shit just laying around doing nothing with flies and mossies in their mouths.
Pretty much like boong zombies now that I think about it, those train stations are fucked


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 13:01:32 [Preview] No.345787 del
Lol her critique of Indian men is fucking gold


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 13:06:24 [Preview] No.345788 del
>>345784
but this is wrong think right ?

not very diverse

how has this not been pulled ?


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 14:37:58 [Preview] No.345789 del
Wide awake at midnight
Went to the bottle o for some cans
Couldn't handle the pain of being a fuckup


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 18:29:04 [Preview] No.345790 del
>>345789
Welcome to real neet hours. Best way to avoid that pain is by sleeping, not drinking.


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 18:59:42 [Preview] No.345791 del
Guess nobody else is around. I'll have to entertain myself, me and my old friend food


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 19:12:23 [Preview] No.345792 del
>>345791
watchya wanna do bro ?


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 19:14:57 [Preview] No.345793 del
>>345792
Wanna go back to sleep. But since I know that's not gonna work, I wanna eat breakfast instead.


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 19:16:18 [Preview] No.345794 del
>>345793
big brekky ?


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 19:21:02 [Preview] No.345795 del
>>345794
2 sausages, 1 hash brown, some baked beans. Average.


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 19:22:11 [Preview] No.345796 del
>>345795
need some eggs


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 19:23:26 [Preview] No.345797 del
>>345796
Fried eggs are boring and tasteless. I only really like eggs when they're part of eggs benedict, or mashed up on sandwiches. Which neet are you? Are you having breakky too?


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 19:28:46 [Preview] No.345798 del
>>345797
you need backyard heritage chook eggs
i'm not having brekky


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 20:43:58 [Preview] No.345799 del
mirdoning
need to get up and put bins out


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 20:48:26 [Preview] No.345800 del
>>345763
I was thinking of having some wedges to make it healthy but there wasn't enough room in the fryer.
I had sweet chili.


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 20:52:09 [Preview] No.345801 del
>>345784
wheres the link? i'm not searching


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 20:52:47 [Preview] No.345802 del
>>345769
>Got to be like a white dude from a romcom.
Wombo's fucked then.


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 20:53:29 [Preview] No.345803 del
>>345797
Poach them in a ramekin.


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 20:55:17 [Preview] No.345804 del
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>>345799
Morning
Morning to the rest of you too that don't say good morning.


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 21:02:24 [Preview] No.345805 del
>>345804
mording


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 21:12:16 [Preview] No.345807 del
thinking about the forbidden breakky #2 (zinger combo and a longneck of stout)


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 21:14:27 [Preview] No.345808 del
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>>345807
DO IT FOR THE HONOUR OF AUSNEETS


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 21:18:47 [Preview] No.345809 del
>>345805
hahaha


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 21:46:28 [Preview] No.345812 del
>>345784
These videos were posted long ago.

>>345806
kek

>>345810
The moon is love.

>>345799
>>345804
>>345805
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 21:53:40 [Preview] No.345814 del
>>345812
Morning


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 21:56:06 [Preview] No.345816 del
>>345815
did he dead?


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 21:56:46 [Preview] No.345817 del


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 21:57:01 [Preview] No.345818 del
>>345816
>El humorista fue ingresado el pasado septiembre para la amputación de una pierna debido a una complicación vascular.
funny man aputated his vascular in a complicated manner


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 22:03:31 [Preview] No.345819 del
>>345812
Morning neeto
>>345804
I'd say good morning to all of you once, if you identified yourselves uniquely in each good morning post. We' have to be like 'webby, reporting in', 'nameless neet #3, reporting in, good morning', 'based neet, reporting in'


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 22:04:31 [Preview] No.345820 del
>>345819
>webby, reporting in
i kind of do this now with my mortdneings


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 22:07:25 [Preview] No.345821 del
>>345819
We do that though.
You should be able to tell who is who.
>>345812 Beau
>>345805 Wombo
>>345804 Cruisey
>>345799 Not sure


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 22:08:08 [Preview] No.345822 del
>>345813
I wonder if it linked to meatspin.


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 22:09:01 [Preview] No.345823 del
>>345821
>Not sure
also wombo still in bed with a phone


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 22:09:26 [Preview] No.345825 del
>>345822
it linked to an antivax site


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 22:12:30 [Preview] No.345826 del


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 22:12:43 [Preview] No.345827 del
>>345824
ignoring the kook screenshot, it is amazing TAFE is offering an MBA type course and that somebody is doing it to avoid working


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 22:14:40 [Preview] No.345828 del
>>345823
I presumed so but didn't want to out myself as a dumb dumb.


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 22:14:55 [Preview] No.345829 del
wwwage


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 22:18:58 [Preview] No.345830 del
I can hear the garbage truck emptying the skip bins across the road,soon he collect mine so I have left the door open so I can hear when he arrives and I like to hear the rattling sound of all my empties being thrown into the recycle truck, later I will be able to collect my empty bins and put them back in their respective places. Bin day is a very exciting day for me.


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 22:23:50 [Preview] No.345831 del
>>345830
mine is full to the top with wine and longnecks and I also have the door open
I want to hear the lift strain and the driver kick it up a gear to get it up there


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 22:25:38 [Preview] No.345832 del
>>345831
>I want to hear the lift strain and the driver kick it up a gear to get it up there
I can imagine the crash now.


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 22:26:36 [Preview] No.345833 del
>>345832
old mate next door said he had no more space to store my empties, so I started filling the bin up again


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 22:31:08 [Preview] No.345834 del
>>345823
Wombo will soon optimise his lifestyle to the point where he never has to leave his bed.


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 22:42:18 [Preview] No.345835 del
>>345834
i don't think a drum smoker in the bedroom is a very good idea


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 22:46:27 [Preview] No.345836 del
Fark just woke up. Gonna be heaps late


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 22:48:04 [Preview] No.345837 del
Watching 13 hours - The Secret Soldiers of Benghazi


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 22:50:30 [Preview] No.345838 del
Garbage bin has been emptied.
>>345835
He just needs to open a window.


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 22:57:53 [Preview] No.345839 del
>>345837
is this about hillary letting that embassy get overrun?


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 23:01:59 [Preview] No.345840 del
I wonder if Numo knows about the raid on Trump's lawyer yet. All part of the master plan, I'm sure.


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 23:07:42 [Preview] No.345841 del
>>345840
No I’m on the bus. I have a physio appointment at the hospital.


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 23:11:09 [Preview] No.345842 del
>>345840
>All part of the master plan
In the bag.


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 23:16:16 [Preview] No.345843 del
https://www.news.com.au/national/northern-territory/yirrkala-teenager-killed-after-massive-brawl-broke-out-at-footy-oval-in-outback-nt/news-story/6830539a52b56af033e317080bc524b4
>it is not yet known what weapons were used during the fight, but early reports suggest axes were drawn
is this shit journalism, or are the boongs up there running around with axes on their belts or slung on their backs like vikings?


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 23:17:10 [Preview] No.345844 del
>>345841
i hope you have a backpack full of flavortown?!


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 23:18:56 [Preview] No.345845 del
>>345844
No I just left the house with a V. Still full from the Thai last night.


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 23:20:11 [Preview] No.345847 del
>>345845
>Still full from the Thai last night.
impossible


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 23:22:20 [Preview] No.345848 del
https://www.news.com.au/national/queensland/news/a-sixyearold-boy-on-life-support-following-a-mishap-playing-with-a-toy-will-have-his-life-support-withdrawn/news-story/73b4f99bd1291d5e8d2edd0573c759df
a complete absence of information about the toy or his injuries
did he shove something up his arse or down his japs eye or something? why else would they suppress this information, particularly if it were something that other children could be playing with?


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 23:22:31 [Preview] No.345849 del
>>345843
Probably reporting based on research from social media.


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 23:22:55 [Preview] No.345850 del
>>345846
Hard hitting commentators are right.


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 23:25:18 [Preview] No.345851 del
>>345848
My guess was a button battery. Swallowed then it was discovered too late. Not much else in toys that can kill kids like that these days. Unless it was an imported toy with lack safety standards.


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 23:35:00 [Preview] No.345852 del
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NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 23:39:59 [Preview] No.345853 del
>>345852
She's a funny one in general.


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 23:44:01 [Preview] No.345854 del
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NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 23:47:37 [Preview] No.345855 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=nbGC9sHpfdc [Embed]


NEET 04/28/2021 (Wed) 23:53:59 [Preview] No.345856 del
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>Supermarket giant Woolworths has scrapped its long-running push to open a large-scale Dan Murphy's outlet in Darwin.


NEET 04/29/2021 (Thu) 00:06:22 [Preview] No.345857 del
>>345838
Can you empty my bin too please? kthx


NEET 04/29/2021 (Thu) 00:07:38 [Preview] No.345858 del
>>345848
>>345851
I just checked out a couple of stories about it. One says his was fucked 30 minutes after it happened. I think a battery would take longer than that to kill a kid.
I also noticed this kid has a hyphenated name and none of the stories mention dad.
One story says mum explicitly wants the details left out of the reporting.
I think that toy went up his arse and I am not convinced he did it to himself.


NEET 04/29/2021 (Thu) 00:09:31 [Preview] No.345859 del
>>345840
Trump has secretly been the real US president for several months now. He has this in the bag.


NEET 04/29/2021 (Thu) 00:10:45 [Preview] No.345860 del
>>345858
yeah, there's something seriously off with it all


NEET 04/29/2021 (Thu) 00:11:52 [Preview] No.345861 del
recycling truck got the bin half way up then had to give it some more power


NEET 04/29/2021 (Thu) 00:12:52 [Preview] No.345862 del
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>>345854
>North Korean defectors react to
Based and kek pilled


NEET 04/29/2021 (Thu) 00:13:19 [Preview] No.345863 del
>>345856
It'll be okay Dan.


NEET 04/29/2021 (Thu) 00:14:45 [Preview] No.345864 del
>>345861
Did it get louder and finish the job?


NEET 04/29/2021 (Thu) 00:15:51 [Preview] No.345865 del
>>345864
it did
it was all quite satisfying


NEET 04/29/2021 (Thu) 00:24:37 [Preview] No.345866 del
>>345861
He needed more Feed


NEET 04/29/2021 (Thu) 00:25:21 [Preview] No.345867 del
>>345860
If you were putting it in your own arse it's not impossible that you'd hurt yourself that badly but if it's your own arse I don't think it's likely you'd do it hard enough to rip yourself such that you bleed out quickly.
If he did it to himself and died I'd expect it to be more like...
>kid tears his shit pipe
>is embarrassed and scared
>dies of sepsis a few days later


NEET 04/29/2021 (Thu) 00:26:11 [Preview] No.345868 del
What a delightful low stress morning.


NEET 04/29/2021 (Thu) 00:27:40 [Preview] No.345869 del
>>345867
wait and see if mummy or mummy's bf are charged in the next week or two


NEET 04/29/2021 (Thu) 00:27:41 [Preview] No.345870 del
>>345868
Morning Nuro.


NEET 04/29/2021 (Thu) 00:29:00 [Preview] No.345871 del
Coughing and blowing my nose at the wage
No word from anyone yet
Black hoody guy just simply doesn’t answer the phone. It’s a silent battle between me and him to see who will leave it ringing the longest


NEET 04/29/2021 (Thu) 00:36:19 [Preview] No.345872 del
>>345871
>Black hoody guy just simply doesn’t answer the phone.
I hope he hasn't jammed his swingers in the freezer.

>It’s a silent battle between me and him to see who will leave it ringing the longest
Ring battle.


NEET 04/29/2021 (Thu) 00:39:09 [Preview] No.345873 del
>>345871
>It’s a silent battle between me and him to see who will leave it ringing the longest
Stay strong m8


NEET 04/29/2021 (Thu) 00:57:22 [Preview] No.345874 del
>>345872
>Ring battle.
monk is lord of the rings


NEET 04/29/2021 (Thu) 01:09:09 [Preview] No.345875 del
>>345874
Monks ring to rule them all.


NEET 04/29/2021 (Thu) 01:19:40 [Preview] No.345876 del
3 beers, 2 temazoemas, 3 seroquels last night
Fuckin schizo monged at the ‘gerium once again
I dunno how long I can keep doing this before I’m forced to just walk out and never return
Homelessness anxiety increasing


NEET 04/29/2021 (Thu) 01:22:30 [Preview] No.345878 del
>>345877
>Cousin Lea Williams said the toy was a penguin wearing a harness that had a “stiff” long lead, and claimed it had been seized by police.


NEET 04/29/2021 (Thu) 01:27:19 [Preview] No.345879 del
>>345878
I noticed that.
They say there was a pole in the lead to make it stiff and that came out and the kid was entangled. So it looks like the claim is he garroted himself on the lead. But that isn't embarrassing really so why would she want that hushed up?
Maybe so the public aren't calling bullshit on her for strangling her kid?


NEET 04/29/2021 (Thu) 01:50:58 [Preview] No.345880 del
made a toasted sourdough sandwich with danish salami and some cheddar cheese


NEET 04/29/2021 (Thu) 01:53:08 [Preview] No.345881 del
>>345870
Mordening

Physio went well. Bought an overpriced pasty and coffee for lunch. Back on the bus. 2hr trip back home. Oooofffff.


NEET 04/29/2021 (Thu) 02:05:11 [Preview] No.345882 del
No idea why image was posted.


NEET 04/29/2021 (Thu) 02:05:57 [Preview] No.345883 del
>>345880
>>345881
Sounds nice. I need to get some feed soon.

>>345882
Basedness.


NEET 04/29/2021 (Thu) 02:12:00 [Preview] No.345884 del
>>345882
Nuro wants to see if you can spot the ufo in his picture. You can, can't you?


NEET 04/29/2021 (Thu) 02:13:29 [Preview] No.345885 del
The fucking washing machine for my block of flats stopped working, leaving my clothes in a tub full of dirty water. I called the phone number on the machine, left a message, they haven't gotten back to me yet. Was really upset. Went and bought a bourbon and cola, drank it, feeling much better.


NEET 04/29/2021 (Thu) 02:21:04 [Preview] No.345886 del
>>345885
>Went and bought a bourbon and cola, drank it, feeling much better.
Straight to the local?


NEET 04/29/2021 (Thu) 02:23:29 [Preview] No.345887 del
Job application has been viewwwed


NEET 04/29/2021 (Thu) 02:38:04 [Preview] No.345888 del
>>345886
Local iga I'm sorry dan


NEET 04/29/2021 (Thu) 03:14:07 [Preview] No.345890 del
>>345889
he's probably buried in Ross' backyard.


NEET 04/29/2021 (Thu) 03:19:03 [Preview] No.345891 del
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2021-04-29/asio-anticipate-terrorist-attack-right-wing-islamic-within-year/100103546
>Spy boss says ASIO anticipating terrorist attack in the next year from either right-wing or Islamic extremists


NEET 04/29/2021 (Thu) 03:22:06 [Preview] No.345892 del
>>345891
>ASIO will now use the umbrella terms of "religiously motivated violent extremism" and "ideologically motivated violent extremism" to describe those seeking to do harm.
>"We didn't think just assigning political spectrums was helpful," he said.
So the headline was just the ABC's work.


NEET 04/29/2021 (Thu) 03:27:28 [Preview] No.345893 del


NEET 04/29/2021 (Thu) 03:32:36 [Preview] No.345895 del
>>345894
Nuro is too based for plots. He is a man of action.


NEET 04/29/2021 (Thu) 03:36:35 [Preview] No.345897 del
>>345895
he loves himself a good conspiracy


NEET 04/29/2021 (Thu) 03:44:21 [Preview] No.345898 del
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2021/apr/27/jerusalem-rabbi-accused-of-being-undercover-christian-missionary
>A man in Jerusalem who has worked for years as a rabbi and raised his family in an ultra-Orthodox community has been accused of faking his religion to mask his true identity as a Christian missionary from New Jersey.

>“The family has been under surveillance for at least seven years,” Shannon Nussan, a researcher for Beyneynu, told local media.


NEET 04/29/2021 (Thu) 04:12:13 [Preview] No.345900 del
Gushing squirt oooooohffh yeah


NEET 04/29/2021 (Thu) 04:13:41 [Preview] No.345901 del
>>345899
Don't worry, most the people with disabled permits aren't really disabled anyway.


NEET 04/29/2021 (Thu) 04:17:34 [Preview] No.345902 del
>>345880
Nice. Anyone ever tried spelt bread? Try some if you can get it.
>>345891
Yeah, nah, fuck off. Are we going like the FBI now where they track down literal retards and stitch them up for terror attempts they themselves created?


NEET 04/29/2021 (Thu) 04:26:46 [Preview] No.345903 del
Howdy NEEToes, how's it going?


NEET 04/29/2021 (Thu) 04:34:44 [Preview] No.345904 del
>>345899
Depends on how frequently they are used. I understand their need and have used them with transporting people with the permits who were frail. It more annoys me when I hardly ever see the spot occupied. Like someone made a complaint they can't find parking or the disabled spots are always full so they expect a spot ready for them.


NEET 04/29/2021 (Thu) 04:35:01 [Preview] No.345905 del
>>345903
Good afternoon NEET, could be better but going along. Yourself?


NEET 04/29/2021 (Thu) 04:36:22 [Preview] No.345906 del
>>345905
Yeah doing okay.


NEET 04/29/2021 (Thu) 04:39:25 [Preview] No.345907 del
>>345906
That's good. I was feeling a lot worse in the morning but more hopefully now. For now at least...

Been on any rides/drives this week?


NEET 04/29/2021 (Thu) 04:39:56 [Preview] No.345908 del
>>345789
>Couldn't handle the pain of being a fuckup
I know this feel.
>>345854
Kim only allows his people to eat Baconators, not slop like the Yumbo.
>>345891
"We're not the problem guys, these random brown and white dudes who spend too much time online are the reason your life sucks, be afraid, very afraid!"
20 degrees today in Shitbourne, it beautiful outside, going to go for a walk, might take some photos.


NEET 04/29/2021 (Thu) 04:42:41 [Preview] No.345909 del
>>345903
Hello Shire, things are going ok


NEET 04/29/2021 (Thu) 04:43:39 [Preview] No.345910 del
>>345907
Nah, might go out for a ride on the weekend though.


NEET 04/29/2021 (Thu) 05:11:13 [Preview] No.345911 del
Helloo neets

Back from bus trip. Got off at the shops and did a quick shop. Brutal walk back home and up the hill with groceries. Fark.

Wierd afternnon its relatively sunny but there are patches of rain about to hit. Feel like going out and braving it but will just crack a goon and chill at home.


NEET 04/29/2021 (Thu) 05:23:25 [Preview] No.345912 del
>>345908
>it beautiful outside, going to go for a walk
Enjoy it while it lasts. I don't think it going to be long before the temperatures start plunging again.


NEET 04/29/2021 (Thu) 05:24:35 [Preview] No.345913 del
>>345912
we have about 2 weeks of nice weather left tops


NEET 04/29/2021 (Thu) 05:24:48 [Preview] No.345914 del
>>345911
Afternoon Nuro.

>Brutal walk back home and up the hill with groceries
You should get one of those old nanna trolleys to drag up.

>there are patches of rain about to hit
It will come at the worse time as it normally does.


NEET 04/29/2021 (Thu) 05:37:51 [Preview] No.345916 del
Time for a beer.


NEET 04/29/2021 (Thu) 05:51:48 [Preview] No.345917 del
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NEET 04/29/2021 (Thu) 05:56:14 [Preview] No.345918 del
time for a cheer


NEET 04/29/2021 (Thu) 06:00:55 [Preview] No.345919 del
>>345918
it's always going to be coon


NEET 04/29/2021 (Thu) 06:04:11 [Preview] No.345920 del
>>345919
They still have the coon cheeses in my supermarket, I guess it will be limited edition for a while.


NEET 04/29/2021 (Thu) 06:06:12 [Preview] No.345921 del
>>345920
the shit keeps for like a year or something, so that doesn't surprise me
I haven't looked, a buy more based cheeses.


NEET 04/29/2021 (Thu) 06:06:27 [Preview] No.345922 del
>>345919
ethanolstate when?


NEET 04/29/2021 (Thu) 06:07:05 [Preview] No.345923 del
the year will be a 1/3 over by tomorrow's all done and dusted


NEET 04/29/2021 (Thu) 06:07:38 [Preview] No.345924 del
Steak sanga for dindins.


NEET 04/29/2021 (Thu) 06:09:02 [Preview] No.345925 del
>>345921
I've never been a fan of coon, prefer bega for the bog standard cheddar or colby.


NEET 04/29/2021 (Thu) 06:12:38 [Preview] No.345926 del
I asked for NO THIGH PIECES. STOP GIVING ME THE THIGH PIECES I SPECIFICALLY ASKED NOT TO GET.


NEET 04/29/2021 (Thu) 06:13:00 [Preview] No.345927 del
>>345924
Delightful, with what condiments?


NEET 04/29/2021 (Thu) 06:13:18 [Preview] No.345928 del
>>345926
Thigh'd


NEET 04/29/2021 (Thu) 06:14:21 [Preview] No.345929 del
>>345926
I only ever get them.


NEET 04/29/2021 (Thu) 06:14:35 [Preview] No.345930 del


NEET 04/29/2021 (Thu) 06:15:01 [Preview] No.345931 del
>>345925
i like bitey cheddars, so green label bega is too mild
the black one is ok in a pinch


NEET 04/29/2021 (Thu) 06:15:26 [Preview] No.345932 del
>>345926
WHO DID YOU ASK?


NEET 04/29/2021 (Thu) 06:15:30 [Preview] No.345933 del
>>345926
ThighNEET


NEET 04/29/2021 (Thu) 06:16:02 [Preview] No.345934 del
>>345926
if this is KFC, I think the drones are made give out a certain combination


NEET 04/29/2021 (Thu) 06:18:24 [Preview] No.345935 del
>>345927
Apart from the bread and steak I will be using cheese, lettuce, onion and tomato, also it will be put in the sandwich press.


NEET 04/29/2021 (Thu) 06:18:42 [Preview] No.345936 del
>>345934
accurate


NEET 04/29/2021 (Thu) 06:19:56 [Preview] No.345937 del
spaghetts and meatyballs for dindins i think
maybe a glass of vino


NEET 04/29/2021 (Thu) 06:21:32 [Preview] No.345938 del
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showered, second cup of goon.

would expect to be more cheerful and comfy but i have beenprectically a shut in all week.

nothing really left to download on the torrents nothing really left to watch on youtube

holy shit. its 2021 and i am bored.


NEET 04/29/2021 (Thu) 06:22:12 [Preview] No.345939 del
>>345932
I asked at the register and I even watched to make sure the guy did no thighs on the machine. Lots of them don't know how to do that because KFC is shit at training.
>>345929
I find them difficult to eat because my teeth tip inwards a bit.


NEET 04/29/2021 (Thu) 06:24:49 [Preview] No.345940 del
>>345939
have you tried using cutlery?


NEET 04/29/2021 (Thu) 06:26:14 [Preview] No.345941 del
i paid dan for goon 27 minutes ago and it's not even on the road yet


NEET 04/29/2021 (Thu) 06:32:03 [Preview] No.345942 del
>>345940
I'm not eating KFC with a knoife and fork.


NEET 04/29/2021 (Thu) 06:34:11 [Preview] No.345943 del
>>345935
Good selection.

>>345937
I become a pig with that meal. Just shovel it in without any enjoyment. Always a good feed.

>>345938
These memes needs more globohomo. I like seeing the word globohomo.

>>345941
Perhaps all the Pajeet's are doing food runs.

Do you get the $15 on-demand delivery often?


NEET 04/29/2021 (Thu) 06:35:20 [Preview] No.345944 del
>>345939
> my teeth tip inwards a bit.
Have you ever seen an orthodontist?

I finished treatment a few years ago and still use the retainter to keep my teeth in order.


NEET 04/29/2021 (Thu) 06:37:48 [Preview] No.345945 del
>>345943
>Do you get the $15 on-demand delivery often?
no, I've done it 3 or 4 times
waiting for a courier, so don't want to leave the house