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NEET General #345 - Crippling existential anxiety edition NEET 04/29/2021 (Thu) 10:19:42 [Preview] No. 346096
Are you good enough for your age NEETers? Awake late at night regretting your shameful past? State your name and story.

OLD: >>345046

NEET 04/29/2021 (Thu) 10:21:24 [Preview] No.346099 del
How does he do it?

NEET 04/29/2021 (Thu) 10:22:09 [Preview] No.346100 del
webber best wanker

NEET 04/29/2021 (Thu) 10:22:24 [Preview] No.346101 del

NEET 04/29/2021 (Thu) 10:23:08 [Preview] No.346102 del
This is the winning thread

NEET 04/29/2021 (Thu) 10:28:44 [Preview] No.346104 del
>State your name and story.
My name is Mong
I am a Mong

NEET 04/29/2021 (Thu) 10:29:13 [Preview] No.346105 del
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Betcha I get a work call at like 6am.

NEET 04/29/2021 (Thu) 10:29:33 [Preview] No.346106 del
Big mong?

NEET 04/29/2021 (Thu) 10:29:35 [Preview] No.346107 del
>webber best wanker
he'll be stuck in the old thread for at least two days

NEET 04/29/2021 (Thu) 10:30:21 [Preview] No.346108 del
that's free money though
that's how I got paid 107.5 hours instead of 76 last fortnight

NEET 04/29/2021 (Thu) 10:31:00 [Preview] No.346109 del
I'll stick your thread for two days

NEET 04/29/2021 (Thu) 10:34:38 [Preview] No.346110 del
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Mummybot has gone full meme warrior on Facebook.

NEET 04/29/2021 (Thu) 10:35:33 [Preview] No.346111 del
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This big

NEET 04/29/2021 (Thu) 10:35:39 [Preview] No.346112 del
she'll be poasting Pepe Wojak in no time

NEET 04/29/2021 (Thu) 10:38:11 [Preview] No.346113 del
I should start her off with an apu

NEET 04/29/2021 (Thu) 10:38:57 [Preview] No.346114 del
Neet should get her on Dan memes

NEET 04/29/2021 (Thu) 10:39:11 [Preview] No.346115 del
start her off with that SHEEEEEEEEEEEIT negroid

NEET 04/29/2021 (Thu) 10:39:53 [Preview] No.346116 del
Its done. i sent her a chef apu and a funny story about my shit dinner

NEET 04/29/2021 (Thu) 10:42:36 [Preview] No.346117 del
Getting onboarded with Urbit in two weeks.

NEET 04/29/2021 (Thu) 10:45:14 [Preview] No.346118 del
night all
going to wathc tv for a bti

NEET 04/29/2021 (Thu) 10:46:29 [Preview] No.346119 del
Does LinkedIn show you who has viewed your profile?

NEET 04/29/2021 (Thu) 10:48:54 [Preview] No.346120 del
Good night NEET. Sleep tight.

NEET 04/29/2021 (Thu) 10:49:44 [Preview] No.346121 del

NEET 04/29/2021 (Thu) 10:51:08 [Preview] No.346122 del
Why two weeks and not now?

NEET 04/29/2021 (Thu) 10:51:28 [Preview] No.346123 del

NEET 04/29/2021 (Thu) 11:00:50 [Preview] No.346124 del
post-coom clarity

NEET 04/29/2021 (Thu) 11:04:31 [Preview] No.346125 del
I am here for you.

NEET 04/29/2021 (Thu) 11:09:45 [Preview] No.346126 del
Good night NEETs. Sleep tight.

NEET 04/29/2021 (Thu) 11:10:55 [Preview] No.346127 del
Sleep right and tight.
I'm going to watch some Mr Robot and head off soon.

NEET 04/29/2021 (Thu) 11:13:15 [Preview] No.346128 del
Got a week off before my next swing out bush. Hopefully I can make some positive steps forward. Going to try give up the darts and have a sober stint. Old man needs help with fencing and firewood etc on his block so I’ll try get stuck into that with him and keep busy.

NEET 04/29/2021 (Thu) 11:18:24 [Preview] No.346129 del

NEET 04/29/2021 (Thu) 11:39:18 [Preview] No.346130 del
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Fucking hell cuntzz
Skitz shit aye unna
Fucking calls to sapol, two hospitals, missing persons reports, missing clients in the cbd at risk of suicide, fucking all sorts mate.
4 choofs, 6 standos
Cops are sick cunts, I made him go ask his site manager.

NEET 04/29/2021 (Thu) 11:39:41 [Preview] No.346131 del
Your arse is a winning thread,.

NEET 04/29/2021 (Thu) 11:40:25 [Preview] No.346132 del
I'm slowly crawling my way back.
Get the new job before quitting this one.
See if they can put you through any short training things.

NEET 04/29/2021 (Thu) 11:41:29 [Preview] No.346133 del
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Tell them you're cooked and to bring hashbrowns in for breakfast tomorrow morning.

NEET 04/29/2021 (Thu) 11:44:49 [Preview] No.346135 del
milfNEET's ears pricked up.

NEET 04/29/2021 (Thu) 11:45:29 [Preview] No.346136 del
I don't think so.
There was an add on for facebook that did that once I think.

NEET 04/29/2021 (Thu) 11:46:04 [Preview] No.346137 del
What did you cum to?

NEET 04/29/2021 (Thu) 11:46:20 [Preview] No.346138 del

NEET 04/29/2021 (Thu) 11:47:33 [Preview] No.346139 del
>Mr Robot
I wtched the first season then stopped in the second.
Does it get better after that?

NEET 04/29/2021 (Thu) 11:48:35 [Preview] No.346140 del
I like it when you come and grace us with your prescience.
Citrus fresh.
Get on the mints mate, they're fucking good.

NEET 04/29/2021 (Thu) 11:49:19 [Preview] No.346141 del
>35 mins ago at 2118

NEET 04/29/2021 (Thu) 11:52:38 [Preview] No.346142 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=vq3sdF0YXkM [Embed]

NEET 04/29/2021 (Thu) 12:05:51 [Preview] No.346143 del

Season 3 was a bit of a let down.

NEET 04/29/2021 (Thu) 12:07:51 [Preview] No.346144 del
What’s a ‘megaca’ ?

NEET 04/29/2021 (Thu) 12:09:05 [Preview] No.346145 del
I dunno.

NEET 04/29/2021 (Thu) 12:10:21 [Preview] No.346146 del
Feeling covered in curry all of a suddeb

NEET 04/29/2021 (Thu) 12:33:12 [Preview] No.346147 del
I'm feeling quite embarrassed about my attitude to the wage. My negativity probably makes other peoples jobs harder. Even if I'm bitter about my low wage and poor work environment I should move on instead of just endlessly complaining.
I think my my personality in conjunction with my attitude is probably seen as really fucking cringe. My sense of humour might be perceived as kind of immature. I dunno if my 'anti-corporate' kind of mentality is received well when the people around me actually believe in 'string for the best' and wearing collared shirts even though theres only 15 dudes sitting in a room together.
Any perception of professionalism has kind of disappeared from me personally, but I think it would immediately come back at a new cage.
Maybe I'm just bored, but either way I should definitely move onto something better and if I can't manage to upskill to make that jump then obviously I should work on that instead of drinking beer and wanking in the dark instead.
Fuck, its so obvious. Why am I such a boong when I could be better if I just applied myself.
I'm underachieving!

NEET 04/29/2021 (Thu) 12:39:54 [Preview] No.346148 del
Wowza, all quite on the phone front here.

NEET 04/29/2021 (Thu) 12:41:40 [Preview] No.346149 del
That means nothing there is no mean.
Just try.

NEET 04/29/2021 (Thu) 12:45:47 [Preview] No.346150 del
Called sapol again and cancelled the missing persons. Time for a choof.

NEET 04/29/2021 (Thu) 12:53:18 [Preview] No.346151 del
Opening my 8th beer.
On-call boongs unite!

NEET 04/29/2021 (Thu) 12:55:20 [Preview] No.346153 del
I've assisted with the saving of a life and called the cops twice while pretty munted.
On to my 10th standard, I went out and had four more so I dunno how many choofs.
I'm handling this shit very well.

NEET 04/29/2021 (Thu) 12:55:59 [Preview] No.346154 del
Had to call two hospitals too and a very sad client.

NEET 04/29/2021 (Thu) 12:56:24 [Preview] No.346155 del
Intense shit.

NEET 04/29/2021 (Thu) 13:03:32 [Preview] No.346156 del
Very impressive. I reckon unless you're turbo-boonged there are things that happen that kick you into gear and make you get stuff done. It's happened to me on after hours too, thought not as severe as calling the cops and shit.
Restless leg syndrome. Hopefully I can sleep ok.
Tempted to put the phone on mute incase any morning calls come in.

NEET 04/29/2021 (Thu) 13:07:59 [Preview] No.346157 del
>make you get stuff done
The mental health chick really did it.
She ovedosed a week ago, wont go home, cut herself bad enough to be an actual risk.
Talked that bitch down./

NEET 04/29/2021 (Thu) 13:14:08 [Preview] No.346158 del
>calling the cops
It's in half of the non-response proceedures.
We usually say after no one's answering, you call the client, next of kin, then sapol. Some dont want you to.
We're pretty specific.
All the steps need to be time measured.
So one I did yesterday is:
SW will arrive at front door and knock, wait 5 mins, then knock again.
If no response, SW will call office on 87654572.
SW will request to speak with CM or DO.
DO will call client once, wait 5 mins
If no response, then call Bill
If no response, call Jill's work number In case notes because she doesn't look at her personal phone while working
If no response, call SAPOL on 131444 and request welfare check.
CM will advise SW when they can leave.

NEET 04/29/2021 (Thu) 13:17:48 [Preview] No.346159 del
It was real, my grandfather would talk about hearing it.
Yeah the western suburbs are pretty shit, the scummy parts of the south-east are nicer than the nicest parts of the west.
>a vietnamese ghetto (deer park)
Last time I was in Deer Park there seemed to be more pajeets than viets.
>where they pour fish guts down the grate in the gutter
This is a regular occurence in such wonderful places like Springvale and Box Hill.
>deer park is near bundoora, right?
That's probably Mill Park, Bundoora is alright, there's a hill with a nice view there, Mount Cooper they call it.
What did you get?
>Are you good enough for your age NEETers?
Not sure, I know of people the same age as me that are doing both far better and far worse than me.
I was reading some of Moldbug's blog the other day, some his stuff I agree with, other stuff I don't, he's a weird fella ideologically.
I think it does.
Sounds like a good plan mate.
Big day?
Went to some market research shit in the CBD, well St. Kilda Rd near the Shrine of Rememberance, not sure if that's still the CBD? $100 for an hour and 45 minutes of watching ads and rating them out of 10. Probably drove through Monk's neck of the woods to get there, pretty tired but still want to go to the gym, might upload the photos from my walk when I get back.

NEET 04/29/2021 (Thu) 13:36:32 [Preview] No.346160 del
10:43 on the phone to a support worker I didn't need to talk to and wouldn't have called me.
telling her about the chain of command and how if there are funded supports in place, we need to follow those lines. The support worker suggesting to me that a mental health support groups may be a good idea. And then me saying that if there is a coordinator from another company involved, we are required to pass the message on and it's up to them.
I doubt she will talk to me again.
At 11pm/

NEET 04/29/2021 (Thu) 13:42:39 [Preview] No.346161 del
not ragging on you man but from a far this looks like some over bureaucratic adult day care

NEET 04/29/2021 (Thu) 13:51:06 [Preview] No.346162 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=8OuYRIZHsjA [Embed]

NEET 04/29/2021 (Thu) 13:51:39 [Preview] No.346163 del
Tht's what it is. I can get you on it, easy. FUCKING EASY MAN.

NEET 04/29/2021 (Thu) 14:01:20 [Preview] No.346164 del
Smassshed unnnnna

NEET 04/29/2021 (Thu) 14:02:36 [Preview] No.346165 del
seems like its doable

NEET 04/29/2021 (Thu) 14:05:06 [Preview] No.346166 del
Another two choofs and two standos

NEET 04/29/2021 (Thu) 14:07:57 [Preview] No.346167 del
I knew a downhill rider tat used to work in a bike shop, most of the time just selling bikes to yuppies but he also had a group of ndis kids he had over that would make bikes from parts. It was billed as a social and community shift but it was really good for the onesthat are going through puberty and you can't tell the difference between the disability (AS) or the cunt attitude of early teenagers.
Anyway, those cunts thrived with it.
And he made a lot.

NEET 04/29/2021 (Thu) 14:15:39 [Preview] No.346168 del
the bike industry is saturated and we are not bike shop we dont sell bikes

we are engineering repair facility

small business is fucked in current year plus 6

thats my personal take on it

i just looked at most of the workers i saw at the hospital today. decent folk. just on another form of government welfare

NEET 04/29/2021 (Thu) 14:22:09 [Preview] No.346169 del
nuggoes with balsamic glaze and mayo.

NEET 04/29/2021 (Thu) 14:22:49 [Preview] No.346170 del
>we are engineering repair facility
That's what hey seem like.

NEET 04/29/2021 (Thu) 14:23:08 [Preview] No.346171 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=DDUAk1dWWiE [Embed]

NEET 04/29/2021 (Thu) 14:28:19 [Preview] No.346172 del
midnight boongery
should go to bed first meeting is at 0830 with a lac.
need to tell him off.

NEET 04/29/2021 (Thu) 14:31:19 [Preview] No.346173 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=9vhahHg0FNo [Embed]

NEET 04/29/2021 (Thu) 14:36:46 [Preview] No.346174 del
Decided I was too tired to go to the gym, think I'll knock back a few drinks and go to bed, wondering what to have for breakfast tomorrow.

NEET 04/29/2021 (Thu) 14:42:46 [Preview] No.346175 del
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I'm thinking I'll get a chicken and pancakes.

2 fluffy pancakes, crispy fried chicken, flame grilled bacon, maple syrup


And a large Breaky Banga in a BREAKFAST MEAL DEAL

NEET 04/29/2021 (Thu) 14:48:01 [Preview] No.346176 del
3 PK


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NEET 04/29/2021 (Thu) 16:05:18 [Preview] No.346178 del
Insomnia neet suffering from insomnia again. I fell asleep around 9, woke up just after midnight. I can see my lack of sleep is going to ruin any chance of doing anything tomorrow.

NEET 04/29/2021 (Thu) 19:50:42 [Preview] No.346179 del
Tlon - Urbit hosting service just went live. Lots of ppl are getting a planet

NEET 04/29/2021 (Thu) 20:44:18 [Preview] No.346180 del
Morning bros.

NEET 04/29/2021 (Thu) 21:08:39 [Preview] No.346181 del
mortedenining mate

NEET 04/29/2021 (Thu) 21:16:01 [Preview] No.346182 del
Mencius Moldbug's project? How many years has that been delayed?

NEET 04/29/2021 (Thu) 21:31:33 [Preview] No.346185 del
Morning neeties

NEET 04/29/2021 (Thu) 21:40:21 [Preview] No.346186 del
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Morning friends.
Bit hungover, first time in ages.

NEET 04/29/2021 (Thu) 21:48:55 [Preview] No.346187 del
Pretty interesting guy.

NEET 04/29/2021 (Thu) 21:49:47 [Preview] No.346189 del
perhaps, but no Dorian Gray

NEET 04/29/2021 (Thu) 21:50:10 [Preview] No.346190 del
Thinking about getting some pizza

NEET 04/29/2021 (Thu) 21:51:14 [Preview] No.346191 del
>Dorian Gray
He's not real.

NEET 04/29/2021 (Thu) 21:53:02 [Preview] No.346192 del
(You) rich last night.

Busy night.

I don't mind these memes, boomer top quality.

Some NEETs disagree.

>I'm underachieving!
Wanking from 9 to 5.

Big boongery night.

Big work

That sounds nice.

American dream would come out foul. They can sometimes barely put together a burger.

Sleep tight.


Good morning NEETs.

NEET 04/29/2021 (Thu) 21:53:20 [Preview] No.346193 del

NEET 04/29/2021 (Thu) 21:56:05 [Preview] No.346195 del
Did he take that picture on an iPad with the screen facing the car?

NEET 04/29/2021 (Thu) 21:59:10 [Preview] No.346196 del
it would appear so

NEET 04/29/2021 (Thu) 22:01:42 [Preview] No.346197 del
Probably waste his resources so he eventually agrees to a plea bargain.

NEET 04/29/2021 (Thu) 22:03:56 [Preview] No.346198 del
>(You) overload.

NEET 04/29/2021 (Thu) 22:08:22 [Preview] No.346199 del
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metric body corporates

NEET 04/29/2021 (Thu) 22:20:33 [Preview] No.346200 del
I understand it is a whole process but I think only one other country apart from America still uses the Imperial system.

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Good Morning Neeties. Stayed up way too late last night watching documentaries about the USS Iowa battleship.

Accidently Sank way too many standards over a long period of time. Was really not buzzed and feeling unfairly taxed thismorning. Its really wet up here on the coast too.

My friday plans are completely written off. Will just chill until a doctors appointemern at 2pm.

NEET 04/29/2021 (Thu) 22:30:59 [Preview] No.346202 del
fuckign uber mcdolans niggers cancelled my order after an hour

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Having a black instant, almost finished the cup. Thinking about going back to back with another one.
Need to sort out a physio appointment. Lower back and right hip is a little justed. Does medicare cover physiotherapy at all bros?

NEET 04/29/2021 (Thu) 22:37:36 [Preview] No.346204 del
Morning, similar but withthe tax

NEET 04/29/2021 (Thu) 22:38:02 [Preview] No.346205 del
Yeah. You need a health care plan though.

NEET 04/29/2021 (Thu) 22:40:47 [Preview] No.346206 del
Good morning Nuro.

>Will just chill until a doctors appointemern at 2pm.
Check up and pain relief?

Cunts. Do they ever give a reason?

>Does medicare cover physiotherapy at all bros?
There is probably a rebate if you meet the criteria:

NEET 04/29/2021 (Thu) 22:41:33 [Preview] No.346207 del
>Cunts. Do they ever give a reason?
they don't make it clear whether mcdolans have a problem, or whether they can't find a driver in the area

NEET 04/29/2021 (Thu) 22:45:53 [Preview] No.346208 del
Running late, not going to be able to get some breaky on the way.
Time for the wage's first meeting.
Severely taxed.

NEET 04/29/2021 (Thu) 22:45:57 [Preview] No.346209 del
Complain and see if Uber gives you something for free for the inconvenience. Might prompt to find out what is causing the issue.

NEET 04/29/2021 (Thu) 22:50:32 [Preview] No.346210 del
i just uninstalled it
cant be bothered
half the reason i ordered it was just being covered in curry

NEET 04/29/2021 (Thu) 22:51:26 [Preview] No.346211 del

cheers. I don't meet any of that. Hopefully its just one visit and they give me a plan/exercises to fix it by myself.

NEET 04/29/2021 (Thu) 22:53:31 [Preview] No.346212 del


this is bullshit we are all unfairly taxed, we need a DAN mutany !

NEET 04/29/2021 (Thu) 22:53:58 [Preview] No.346213 del
Find someone local and ask them for a quote for it. Perhaps you need two appointment then later down the track another appointment when needed.

NEET 04/29/2021 (Thu) 22:56:08 [Preview] No.346214 del
>we need a DAN mutany !

NEET 04/29/2021 (Thu) 22:58:31 [Preview] No.346215 del
Good morning nuro. I hope you're not too taxed to bring us some more creepshots.

NEET 04/29/2021 (Thu) 23:06:05 [Preview] No.346216 del
why i am i "that guy" now ?

NEET 04/29/2021 (Thu) 23:30:27 [Preview] No.346217 del
You've always been that guy nuro. You will always be that guy.

NEET 04/29/2021 (Thu) 23:31:17 [Preview] No.346218 del
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god i forget how many good webms i have saved over the years

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 00:00:32 [Preview] No.346220 del
I get joy out of revisiting my image collection from time to time.

I wonder if this is where Possum is now.

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 00:06:26 [Preview] No.346221 del
>I wonder if this is where Possum is now.
webber grilled him

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 00:08:32 [Preview] No.346222 del
Don't judge him. This is how the ambitious rise to the top.

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 00:36:17 [Preview] No.346225 del
>The club’s general manager Ricky Bush said the incident was a blow to the community with golf the only sport Dunedoo residents could participate in during COVID-19.
Idiot who did it sounds like a cunt. I hope they throw the book at him if it impacts the whole community as they say.

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 00:38:28 [Preview] No.346226 del
the vandal is a cunt, but I have hard time believing the entire population of the town play golf

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 00:51:19 [Preview] No.346227 del

https://youtube.com/watch?v=vDoJfwya_Kw [Embed]

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 00:56:23 [Preview] No.346228 del
>Sea Fury crash: Charity hopes fighter plane will fly again
>Jock Alexander, from the Navy Wings charity, said he hoped the plane would get back in the air "but looking at the pictures, it does look a bit dodgy".

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 01:10:56 [Preview] No.346229 del
old hawkers are not having a good time at the moment

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 01:11:31 [Preview] No.346230 del
Streams are good but what I have found is cunts. They report them and they are taken down.

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 01:12:34 [Preview] No.346231 del
Weirdest hangover
Not even hungover but just spaced out. Feel like I’m not in control of my actions
Fidgety and my vision is weird
Hopefully it fades

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 01:16:14 [Preview] No.346232 del
it seems everyone is not feeling it today

i blame the body corporate

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 01:16:36 [Preview] No.346233 del
I had some grilled cheese on toast. It was disappoint.

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 01:25:14 [Preview] No.346234 del
What type of cheese?

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 01:26:26 [Preview] No.346235 del
rubber slices

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 01:33:20 [Preview] No.346236 del
Acquire some higher quality feed.

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NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 01:52:16 [Preview] No.346239 del
If I don't have a safe space to store a gun at home, are there places like gun clubs that will store it for me?

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 01:54:12 [Preview] No.346240 del
People must be stupid to not check their secured load before driving off. That would traumatic flying down a highway sitting on the forklift seat.

Took about a minute to process those images.

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 01:57:25 [Preview] No.346241 del
Presumably if the forklift driver is still there, the forklift hasn't been chained to the bed of the truck either.

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 02:06:41 [Preview] No.346242 del
>the forklift hasn't been chained to the bed of the truck either.
That's even worse. Bumping around with the wind in your face.

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 02:22:56 [Preview] No.346243 del
With the confidence of an ice addict, you won't feel like you have to waste time checking the load is secure.

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Coles was full of normies and old people, was very glad to get out of there.

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 02:27:03 [Preview] No.346245 del
>No Nasties
That made me laugh.

Healthy feed haul.

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 02:30:14 [Preview] No.346246 del
>With the confidence of an ice addict

there was one on the bus yesterday, kept trying to start a conversation with me..... reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 02:31:59 [Preview] No.346247 del
Instead of using traumatic brain injury (well established for contact sports in America) they almost implied as if the damage was something else in the title
>Damage found in the brain of late AFLW player Jacinda Barclay

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 02:32:34 [Preview] No.346248 del
Hearty kek

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 02:32:56 [Preview] No.346249 del
Did he want something from you or was it just small talk?

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 02:41:21 [Preview] No.346250 del
he was with some 50% abbo girl and was just trying to appear the life of the party talking shit

smiled, nodded, inserted earphones,

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 02:56:13 [Preview] No.346251 del
might have a glass of sad juice

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 03:27:15 [Preview] No.346253 del
Watching a youtube channel I just discovered called the armoured skeptic, much amusement, although he doesn't really go into things with as much detail as I'd like
https://youtube.com/watch?v=_uDC894gK6o [Embed]

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 03:30:37 [Preview] No.346254 del
I got to the first meeting and the client got me a maccas breaky. What a good cunt.
Got a headache now though.

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 03:31:13 [Preview] No.346255 del

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 03:31:39 [Preview] No.346256 del
This a question for our matriarch.

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 03:32:00 [Preview] No.346257 del
Mother Wombie

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 03:33:55 [Preview] No.346258 del
>What a good cunt.
Top bloke.

>Got a headache now though.
Drink plenty of water.

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 03:34:02 [Preview] No.346259 del
Yes, some clubs will do this. I believe some storage places like Kennards also offer gun locker rental.

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 03:37:06 [Preview] No.346260 del
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NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 03:40:46 [Preview] No.346261 del
Better go back to the wage.
Three more hours **then on call over the weekend*

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 03:40:48 [Preview] No.346262 del
>I got to the first meeting and the client got me a maccas breaky. What a good cunt.
in a perverse kind of way it shows they're too comfortable on the dsp

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 03:41:56 [Preview] No.346263 del
why do you oncall people hate it so much? it's free money and probably easily gamed for even more money

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 03:45:55 [Preview] No.346264 del
I'm on the dsp. I wouldn't buy him a macca's breaky. I might buy myself one and eat in front of him. Maybe two. This proves how much I deserve the dsp.

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 03:48:37 [Preview] No.346265 del
it really is turbo dole

i dont think most australians know how good they got it. it will never be on a current affair

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 03:48:54 [Preview] No.346266 del
I got 24 nuggets from the Colonel's.
23 degrees today in Shitbourne, another beautiful day outside, got paid for that market research shit, things are looking good.

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 03:49:18 [Preview] No.346267 del
>I might buy myself one and eat in front of him. Maybe two
Straight to the arse!

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 03:50:52 [Preview] No.346268 del
ooof i feel like arse for no reason

its spitting rain. i need to get up and go to the doctors


NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 03:51:14 [Preview] No.346269 del
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>I got 24 nuggets from the Colonel's.
Based and executive pilled.

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 03:51:41 [Preview] No.346270 del
>i need to get up and go to the doctors
Motivate yourself thinking about the pain relief.

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 03:52:02 [Preview] No.346271 del
The payment for a couple is 718.10 each per fortnight, or $1436.20 total per fortnight. This is the equivalent of somebody on a $48k wage and what's left after tax. Seems pretty comfy.

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 03:57:35 [Preview] No.346272 del
if i can stay dry and sink a few fortes it will all be worth it

if you can avoid the inevitable degradation that comes with have nothing to aspire to it seems comfy

the long term DSPers i know all turn into stoners and gaymers

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 04:01:16 [Preview] No.346273 del
> in 2020 you can earn $1,033.30 each week before you stop getting the DSP!
fuck me, that means they can actually do the equivalent of somebody on $85k after tax

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 04:01:51 [Preview] No.346274 del
>if you can avoid the inevitable degradation that comes with have nothing to aspire to it seems comfy
see this bit I then found: >>346273
what a fucking rort

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 04:11:51 [Preview] No.346276 del
Probably going to be one of the only things I eat today.

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 04:12:44 [Preview] No.346277 del
thanks to you, i just ordered 24 nuggs, 5 tendies, and a large zinger combo

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 04:13:47 [Preview] No.346278 del
Make sure you have something to quench your thirst.

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 04:18:36 [Preview] No.346280 del
Everytime I hear or see Israel I think of this video:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=RRAyu6ABZ1U [Embed]

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 04:18:49 [Preview] No.346281 del
I hate promotions embedded in youtube videos, but for once, one made me laugh:

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 04:19:48 [Preview] No.346282 del
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yesterday's incident on the Albany Highway, Williams

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 04:24:27 [Preview] No.346283 del
Does WA have those shits laws to slow down when you seeing flashing lights?

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 04:33:25 [Preview] No.346284 del
They need an exemption which says you're allowed to speed up on your car or ebike if you believe the lights are a pursuing ufo.

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 04:34:52 [Preview] No.346285 del
I have to agree.

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 04:43:02 [Preview] No.346286 del
they sent me a zinger stacker combo instead of a normal zinger
feel sick

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 04:46:42 [Preview] No.346287 del
They knew you needed the extra feed.

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 04:58:20 [Preview] No.346288 del
i just had to do an emergency shit
i think my stomach swelled to badly it pushed on my shit bag

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 04:59:26 [Preview] No.346289 del
the lead truck had slowed because of the smoke
the truck behind obviously didn't

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 05:43:59 [Preview] No.346291 del
Happens to the best of us, like that NEET who woke up inside his boot.

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 06:43:28 [Preview] No.346293 del
you better not be bullshitting us

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 06:49:26 [Preview] No.346294 del
>i have cancer
Of the gape?

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 06:53:19 [Preview] No.346295 del
I hope it was a size 10

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 07:00:00 [Preview] No.346296 del
His NEET stick perhaps.

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 07:24:53 [Preview] No.346297 del
When someone thinks they're above their shitty job and acts like a cunt they only prove the opposite is true.
If they do the shitty job cheerfully and professionally that's what makes people think
>wow, this guy should have a better job than this.

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 07:27:04 [Preview] No.346300 del
you're all boring this afternoon
going to watch tv and go to bed

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 07:27:17 [Preview] No.346301 del

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 07:28:00 [Preview] No.346302 del
Good night NEET. I went out for dinner for Sushi. Sleep tight.

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 07:28:34 [Preview] No.346303 del
Which do you reckon?
cuddled as a kid + nutjob.

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 07:31:14 [Preview] No.346304 del
Or Lesbian.

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 07:31:29 [Preview] No.346305 del

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 07:35:18 [Preview] No.346306 del
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Goodnight neet.

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 07:38:24 [Preview] No.346307 del
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I remember when I was 16-18 and I said I would never be like my dad, perpetually unemployed and poor. Im now 29...

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 07:39:57 [Preview] No.346308 del
Lesbos aren't real, they're a combo of the three types I outlined.

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 07:41:27 [Preview] No.346309 del
$17.50 for a hunger tamer.
Should've gone to Womble Boigs

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 07:41:59 [Preview] No.346310 del

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 07:46:27 [Preview] No.346311 del
>Womble Boigs
Sometimes we have to learn the hard way.

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 07:46:59 [Preview] No.346312 del
Wanking from 9 to 5?
Have you undertaken any training or further education?

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 07:50:37 [Preview] No.346313 del
Home. Too monged to reply after catching up.
Having a standard. Gotta do laundry, if I can will myself to. Might check out the local.

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 07:54:24 [Preview] No.346314 del
boysenberry icecream

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 07:54:35 [Preview] No.346315 del
>Too monged to reply after catching up.
That's unfortunate.

>Might check out the local.
Sounds like more like a garn.

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 07:55:05 [Preview] No.346316 del
Good flavour?

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 07:56:23 [Preview] No.346317 del
I get $140 on top of my wage for the week.

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 07:57:06 [Preview] No.346318 del
>I wouldn't buy him a macca's breaky
The fuck cunt?

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 07:58:11 [Preview] No.346319 del
Nah, it's an hourly quota. To actually make that much without the dsp touched, you'd need to be on like $80 p/h or more.

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 07:58:43 [Preview] No.346320 del
That's okay. Not good or bad.

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 07:59:04 [Preview] No.346321 del
Some NEETs are rude.

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 07:59:30 [Preview] No.346322 del

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 07:59:41 [Preview] No.346323 del
Do you wanna explain to me why I have to do 4 years in hell to work on excel spreadsheets? or manage a group of mongoloids? I cant even get a job stacking boxes without 5 fucking first aid white card faggot bullshit.

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 08:00:12 [Preview] No.346324 del

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 08:01:04 [Preview] No.346325 del
I knew it wouldn't match up.
The cost/satisfaction scale is an exact science.

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 08:01:35 [Preview] No.346326 del

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 08:01:51 [Preview] No.346327 del
It's fucking shit.

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 08:02:23 [Preview] No.346328 del
I'd buy you a Morning Glory boig from Womb.

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 08:08:29 [Preview] No.346329 del
>4 years
Most degrees are three years. Excel would a Tafe course at most for pure data entry.

>or manage a group of mongoloids?
Because they are essentially children in terms of professional responsibility. You can go to jail if your fuck up is big enough, similar to what happened to chair woman in SA.

>5 fucking first aid white card faggot bullshit.
If you do your back without the proper 'training' you can sue them. With the training they will tell you what is "safe" and that ends their liability so they don't need to babysit you.

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 08:08:53 [Preview] No.346330 del
Big meal?

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 08:12:19 [Preview] No.346331 del
Ask for more money or give it up. Calculate the hourly rate and look up what the contract you signed says as well as the relevant enterprise agreement.

If you are actively responding to calls, I doubt a single lump sum payment is appropriate when it probably translates to less than the minimal wage.

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 08:12:57 [Preview] No.346332 del
It looks good, I haven't had it.

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 08:14:12 [Preview] No.346333 del
Put it in an order. It could be ready at 4am.

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 08:15:03 [Preview] No.346334 del
I sometimes push 900 for the week.
It sucks when youre doing it but nice on payday. Such cases.

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 08:18:24 [Preview] No.346335 del
>I sometimes push 900 for the week.
That's good.

>Such cases.
Help you pay for a new TV

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 08:18:57 [Preview] No.346336 del
It's all day breaky, I could get one now.

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 08:20:12 [Preview] No.346337 del
>Most degrees are three years. Excel would a Tafe course at most for pure data entry.
Not an answer, you very much do need a degree to work on anything above phones unless you have a connection.

>Because they are essentially children in terms of professional responsibility. You can go to jail if your fuck up is big enough, similar to what happened to chair woman in SA.
Absolutely nothing to do with having a degree and basically unheard of in terms of management. I dont even know what drove you to write something this dumb.

>If you do your back without the proper 'training' you can sue them. With the training they will tell you what is "safe" and that ends their liability so they don't need to babysit you.
Blatantly false. Of course you can sue companies even for stuff covered in the white card ect. It is just a pointless and easy credit that these companies look for and since its so easy to get everyone "should" have one.

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 08:20:31 [Preview] No.346338 del
Order it though UberEats. That way there us a 75% chance you won't get it.

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 08:22:02 [Preview] No.346339 del
I hope you save a lot of that neet.

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 08:26:26 [Preview] No.346340 del
No comment.

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 08:27:25 [Preview] No.346341 del
I don't have that stuff.
I don't think my card can do it.

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 08:27:41 [Preview] No.346342 del
Pay off the credit card.

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 08:28:17 [Preview] No.346343 del
There's a good one on the other on call.
I'm hopefully just going to get emails.

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 08:34:27 [Preview] No.346344 del
I'm an actual second breakfasted.

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 08:35:17 [Preview] No.346345 del
Good one.

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 08:35:44 [Preview] No.346346 del
Fucking post. What the fuck are you doing?

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 08:36:46 [Preview] No.346347 del
Considering a wank.

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 08:38:05 [Preview] No.346348 del
Had a wank, now have to do the clean up.

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 08:39:14 [Preview] No.346349 del
A bunch of wankers.

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 08:39:37 [Preview] No.346350 del
Or the same one and he only took a minute.

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 08:43:58 [Preview] No.346351 del

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 08:44:54 [Preview] No.346352 del
>Not an answer
I don't know what degrees you're looking at but most degrees are three years full-time for Arts, business, science, math.

Here are some jobs in Sydney for data entry that have very few barriers to entry:

>you very much do need a degree to work on anything above phones unless you have a connection.
No one is going to hire you unless you have something because there is always going to be another better qualified candidate. I don't really get what your starting point is or purpose is.

There are NEETs on here who have start volunteering then have worked multiple jobs. There are people on here who started from Tafe courses and now have full-time employment. There are people on here who haven't yet finished university and are working full-time.

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 08:45:03 [Preview] No.346353 del
Lickity split the nutting kid

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 08:45:52 [Preview] No.346354 del
They don't sound like NEETs.

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 08:51:12 [Preview] No.346355 del
Arguably those data entry jobs are lower than "phones" I mentioned. Indoor sales is just a telemarketing job btw. My point is I shouldnt have to go waste 3-4 years of my life to get some retard tier job that anyone with over 100iq can handle with a months training.

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 08:59:14 [Preview] No.346356 del
Friday night and the Gen is dead.

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 08:59:30 [Preview] No.346357 del
There was even a story of someone moving, living in a hostel and getting a job in a kitchen. These stories are many different people. I believe they returned to being a NEET.

Where are you going to start then? That is what I don't get.

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 09:01:29 [Preview] No.346358 del
Be careful of applying for junior jobs because most of them aren't actually jobs. They're getting you to sign up for some bullshit cert with a phony promise of a job on the other end.
>but i still get the cert
Yeah, nah. HR will see you were dumb enough to fall for shlomofakecertco if you put that on a CV and it won't be valid in a year when the Feds shut them down anyway.

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 09:01:40 [Preview] No.346359 del
It put that one NEET to sleep.

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 09:03:16 [Preview] No.346360 del
>getting a job in a kitchen
I don't believe we got an adequate answer on how he ended getting kicked out.

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 09:04:40 [Preview] No.346361 del
thats because i have not been here

just got home, showered ! kievs in the oven !

https://youtube.com/watch?v=mCByex1fykg [Embed]

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 09:07:05 [Preview] No.346362 del
Finally, some action!

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 09:08:08 [Preview] No.346363 del
I bet you know this guy personally.

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 09:09:54 [Preview] No.346364 del
I believe he just got tired of the job and how he was continued to be treated as junior despite his experience and responsibilities.

I would like a more an explanation from him though because there could be more to it.

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 09:09:57 [Preview] No.346365 del
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NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 09:10:20 [Preview] No.346366 del
Evening Nuro. Did you get your pain relief?

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 09:12:56 [Preview] No.346367 del
The vile landlord should've at least spoken to him before rocking up unannounced.

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 09:13:55 [Preview] No.346368 del
He looks like a cool guy to do eckies with in the hills with a mandolin and a telescope.

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 09:16:10 [Preview] No.346369 del

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 09:16:53 [Preview] No.346370 del
Dethatch yourself

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 09:17:28 [Preview] No.346371 del
I hope you don't have cancer.

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 09:17:51 [Preview] No.346372 del
>Where are you going to start then? That is what I don't get.
You must be young so ill teach you the stories of the before time. In the before time people would get jobs as beginners in companies and organizations then work their ways up through effort. You could start as a dishwasher and become a chef, you could work in the mail room and become a stock broker. Sounds fantastical but it did happen. In 1990s Aus only 8% of people had a degree and probably most of those were for real "professions" ie doctors, lawyers, scientists and other actually intellectual jobs. Have we advanced so much in 30 years that I need a degree to do anything beyond box stacking or phone answering?

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 09:18:14 [Preview] No.346373 del
Going into the Telstra store sometime next week to do the final SIM transfer for the ex. Might even do some overtime during the week so I can leave early one day to get there.
Just bought her 4GB of data for $20.
Absolutely simpin'
Seeing her one last time makes me desperate.

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 09:19:29 [Preview] No.346374 del
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He is now counting Boongs.

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 09:20:33 [Preview] No.346375 del
So you're facilitating her sending and receiving nudes from the new guy(s) pumping her?

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 09:24:25 [Preview] No.346376 del
I even checked her call history. One number pops up multiple times late at night and early morning.
A weird feel.

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 09:25:24 [Preview] No.346377 del

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 09:26:18 [Preview] No.346378 del
Comfy sleep boongs.

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 09:28:24 [Preview] No.346379 del
This is the worst type of mongness you have.

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 09:30:59 [Preview] No.346380 del
She said thanks and I said "owe me a coffee"
I am pathetic

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 09:33:04 [Preview] No.346381 del
Yes because employers can throw your application in the bin when there is a better applicant. That is the current job market and it isn't going to change. Do some volunteering and bulk out your CV.

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 09:33:14 [Preview] No.346382 del
Half way through the six pack and it's only 7:30 plus I'm woe'd and curried
Garn IGA for more

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 09:33:52 [Preview] No.346383 del
Are you yourself going to pay for the transfer and waste fuel to drop it off to her?

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 09:34:20 [Preview] No.346384 del
It's going to be an (f) night.

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 09:35:00 [Preview] No.346385 del
Haven't even started drinking and I'm skitzing, what six pack have you gotten yourself?

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 09:35:01 [Preview] No.346386 del
It's free. We'll meet at a nearby telstra store.
She agreed to the coffee.

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 09:35:42 [Preview] No.346387 del
No it can't be. High chance of calls early tomorrow morning.


NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 09:36:59 [Preview] No.346388 del
You seriously are a dumb faggot with no reading comprehension. Go suck some corporate cock.

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 09:38:18 [Preview] No.346389 del
>>No it can't be.
We'll see. I hope it's not as well.

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 09:40:16 [Preview] No.346390 del
Society owes you nothing and everything is a struggle one way or another. You'll be in the same position in 10 years with the current attitude.

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 09:49:11 [Preview] No.346391 del
Woolworths Mobile $10 a month plan for new customers is being phased out around June (remaining a legacy plan for existing customers). If anyone is interested signing up before hand. So far it has been good for me in a metropolitan area.

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 09:51:15 [Preview] No.346392 del
>Society owes you nothing and everything is a struggle one way or another. You'll be in the same position in 10 years with the current attitude.
So you reveal that you are underage with this dumb fuck take, either that or you are a boomer. Glad you still cant read at all you dumb gorilla nigger.

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 09:57:07 [Preview] No.346393 del
>Do you wanna explain to me why I have to do 4 years in hell to work on excel spreadsheets? or manage a group of mongoloids? I cant even get a job stacking boxes without 5 fucking first aid white card faggot bullshit.

Uni is basically just a way to filter the retards these days. I don't get why people are so offended by that. Sure you don't need or apply most of any degree in a job, but the fact that you completed it shows you can achieve that.
Trust me, I'm a mong with no attention span, and my lack of ability to get a degree kind of shows in my work and life. Of course, it doesn't take a genius to get a degree. But I don't think its cost prohibitive at all.

You can get a job loading containers with no qualification or card at all. I've spoken at length here about how I've done it a dozen times. 20 minute OHS induction and a grip/lift test and I was on the job that arvo.
Working is shit, but I don't believe people who complain they can't get a job. They are taking the piss, which is fine, but in reality theres work around.

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 09:58:05 [Preview] No.346394 del
The standos get you by the balls. Habitual nightly drinking just fucks you.

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 09:59:44 [Preview] No.346395 del
It shouldn't be this hard to stop.

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 10:02:54 [Preview] No.346396 del
It's been at least 11 years since you were 18 years old and have finished high school. What has changed in your life?

I don't see anything changing in your life in the next 5 to 10 years. Someone has to tell you this fact.

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 10:04:08 [Preview] No.346397 del
Your post is what I agree with 100%

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 10:04:51 [Preview] No.346398 del
The betterment of the balls at the detriment of the cock.

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 10:06:11 [Preview] No.346399 del
What sort of man could have ever written this with any sincerity, who would prostrate himself before an unjust system. Is your life only worth a few stacked boxes? is that really all you will ever achieve? Why defend something that is obviously unjust and directly effecting you? How do you people have such dogshit self esteem?

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 10:07:18 [Preview] No.346400 del
Most would rather burn out than fade away.

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 10:08:57 [Preview] No.346401 del
That stings. Not even my (you) but fuck.
I swear I'll change tomorrow.

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 10:09:28 [Preview] No.346402 del
>Is your life only worth a few stacked boxes? is that really all you will ever achieve
some don't even get that

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 10:10:25 [Preview] No.346403 del
>Someone has to tell you this fact.
You arent attempting to tell me anything, you are lashing out because you dont really understand what I am trying to show you and since I insulted your intelligence you feel it necessary to attack. Its pathetic. You have the mind of a child.

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 10:10:43 [Preview] No.346404 del
Some NDIS workers spend their days cleaning, drying and folding wank cloths. Life can be brutal.

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 10:12:38 [Preview] No.346405 del
>tfw No one to clean my wank cloths

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 10:16:21 [Preview] No.346406 del
>Is your life only worth a few stacked boxes? is that really all you will ever achieve? Why defend something that is obviously unjust and directly effecting you?

I need money to survive. I don't understand how people can survive without DSP at least.
Don't have any family support or anything. Hunger and cold quickly replace ideology, that shouldn't be surprising.

I am excited to have another crack at the wagon and hit the gym next week.

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 10:18:28 [Preview] No.346407 del
What you are saying about the past has no influence on the present. At least demonstrate how it does.

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 10:30:25 [Preview] No.346408 del
Don't like that one, had it last week, you seem to be a fan though.
Fucking hell, skitzing hard tonight kind of want to go to the gym, kind of want to drink, kind of want to do both.

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 10:31:57 [Preview] No.346409 del
>I need money to survive
I guarantee you would take a job and money over just money if possible. Any white man who doesn't work suffers from the shame of it(I should know).
Since you are a bit slow ill spell it out for you as best I can. Today you need get a degree to have any semi decent career, in the past there were thousands of career paths that didnt require a degree just on the job learning. Time is money and wasting 3-4 years for what has in practice been shown(see 1990s example) to be an unnecessary degree is bad enough. Then consider the people that dont function well in a school environment (ie probably everyone on this board) but still have a lot of intelligence and grit that then get filtered by this degree bullshit. It is an economic bottleneck.

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 10:48:33 [Preview] No.346410 del
I'm not schitzing for once. I think its the Friday vibes. Feeling in control of my life. Or maybe its just not burning down around me for once.

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 10:48:43 [Preview] No.346411 del
Desyncronised anus.

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 10:50:01 [Preview] No.346412 del
Imagine a big chicken schnitzel with veggies and chips with thick mushroom gravy.

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 10:52:28 [Preview] No.346413 del
That sounds nice and positive good to hear.

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 10:55:39 [Preview] No.346414 del

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 10:55:46 [Preview] No.346415 del
Gape it!

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 11:01:35 [Preview] No.346416 del
Post-on call motivation is normal. And then I begin to dread it and count down the weeks. I think I might make this the last week. It's pretty taxing emotionally I am a bit ashamed to admit.

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 11:06:07 [Preview] No.346417 del
Fuck me its my birthday in 3 and a bit months
Where has this past year gone. Feels like new years was last week

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 11:08:04 [Preview] No.346418 del
Time flies, money flies and blow flies.

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 11:23:27 [Preview] No.346419 del
Heh, I was watching some of those cams
This guy can't stay hard and his cock is just flopping out of her pussy

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 11:25:26 [Preview] No.346420 del
Good night NEETs. Sleep tight.

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 11:28:57 [Preview] No.346421 del

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 11:39:19 [Preview] No.346422 del

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 11:41:00 [Preview] No.346423 del
>Wanking from 9 to 5
I feel like that could be a hit song.

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 11:53:09 [Preview] No.346425 del
NEET Pop Band

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 11:59:21 [Preview] No.346426 del
The talk about careers, uni degree gatekeeping, lost time and stagnation on the gen got to me a bit tonight. It all hit too close to him home. Had to hit the bottleo for some relief.

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 12:00:21 [Preview] No.346427 del
We'd never last long. Drug and alcohol abuse would haunt the band, and nuro would launch a failed solo career.

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 12:03:15 [Preview] No.346428 del
You need some Charlie and snake venom.

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 12:04:08 [Preview] No.346429 del
We'd make a comeback, songs about the blues and drug abuse and the fallen rockstar lifestyle. NEETs would share webm's of our mong life ballards throughout the chanosphere

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 12:25:11 [Preview] No.346430 del
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went down the HYPERBOREA hole, its a good time

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 12:26:09 [Preview] No.346431 del
Good stuff.

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 12:29:39 [Preview] No.346432 del
Kek wasn’t expecting rich Piana
Right wing bodybuilding memes are weird

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 12:36:02 [Preview] No.346433 del

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 12:40:53 [Preview] No.346434 del
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Are we doing doomer-bloomer right wing radicalism webm's? Count me in!

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 12:42:43 [Preview] No.346435 del
Been using discord a lot these past few weeks, but somehow I can't get back into chatting, like how I used to be on irc years ago. Maybe years of isolation have just damaged me permanently.

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 12:44:30 [Preview] No.346436 del
Me too. All of these recent meme videos I got were from discord. The communities I found are quite disjointed and not very comfy. Alot of comers and goers. I don't participate much. I miss those old guilds and clans I was in in my late teens early 20s.

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 12:53:58 [Preview] No.346437 del
im just dumping a few interesting videos I found but the more the merrier

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 13:07:11 [Preview] No.346438 del
Being a bit of a poof and cracking the sads watching videos of people summit everest

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 13:39:24 [Preview] No.346439 del
Can you imagine having a big family and getting married? All those people, the speeches, the friends and the best man and the ceremony and the fancy dress and the food and the dancing. It's so far out of reach for me, and even if it was possible, I'm not sure I could handle it all.
I feel bad for my Mum who has probably imagined it for my whole life, that she will never see the day.

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 13:39:57 [Preview] No.346440 del
Got a girl in ED. It's going to be a long night and I'm sober as a judge.

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 13:43:00 [Preview] No.346441 del
Something wrong with your cock?

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 13:48:12 [Preview] No.346442 del
Get a Pooji and elope.

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 13:48:41 [Preview] No.346443 del
It bends a little to the left.

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 14:41:15 [Preview] No.346444 del
I want someone to send me kiss emojis again

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 14:43:08 [Preview] No.346445 del

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 14:44:01 [Preview] No.346446 del
It's a (d) kind of night

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 14:53:54 [Preview] No.346447 del
I was going to get boongd again but didn't.
Managing a suicidal woman whos burning herself with chemicals.
Hospital probably wont admit her.

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 14:55:14 [Preview] No.346448 del
Hoping we can get a detailed rundown of this hectic week on call soon

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 14:57:30 [Preview] No.346449 del
It's just been yesterday and today, the main bits anyway.
Yesterday there was an elderly Aboriginal lady who was vomiting blood a week ago that went awol.
And this girl who is a serious suicide risk and I cant just let her go.
Management are going to kick my arse for approving such long shifts twice in a row.

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 15:24:27 [Preview] No.346450 del
Hospital is keeping her for the night.
I can now sleep. Good night.

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 18:37:36 [Preview] No.346451 del
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NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 20:05:45 [Preview] No.346452 del
Morning neeties. What does the day hold for you?

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 21:09:09 [Preview] No.346453 del

some grocery shopping shortly, possibly some drinking, i'll have to think about what else i can do

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 21:10:26 [Preview] No.346454 del
i couldn't even nominate a best man, let alone fill out a bridal party, or have anybody to invite other than my mother and sister

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 21:17:46 [Preview] No.346456 del
Good Morning Neets.
>What does the day hold for you?

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 21:25:03 [Preview] No.346457 del
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Movie Night today (your today, it's your yesterday here still) evening, fellas. At 7pm.

Making bread these weeks, with sourdough, but I haven't managed to make a well leavened one yet. I still eat that bread, in various forms, for various dishes. The taste is fine but it is breddy dense.

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 21:25:11 [Preview] No.346458 del
It's their fault for having you in the first place. Never forget that.

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 21:27:04 [Preview] No.346459 del
Morning Big Fella.
You should post a couple of pictures of your next loaf, whole and sliced.

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 21:27:09 [Preview] No.346460 del
The possum master race dominates the deline untermensch into submission.

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 21:31:56 [Preview] No.346461 del
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NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 21:36:04 [Preview] No.346462 del

If I won't forget.

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 21:43:00 [Preview] No.346463 del
Fukn professional bodies are leaches NEETs.

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 21:45:55 [Preview] No.346464 del
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Mordening all

was infact a nuro post

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 21:49:53 [Preview] No.346465 del
(You) rich again.

I'd set it on repeat.

There is nothing wrong with wasting time in your life if serves a purpose in the long term. What I disliked about the poster last night was the inference his life was just going to improve or change with no action from him.

I don't mind these memes.

These ones had better production values.

That sucks.


>Management are going to kick my arse for approving such long shifts twice in a row.
Not to be a cunt but it can be setting them up to fail if they don't have the long term funding. Expecting extensive support when it may not always be available. That's the downside of doing a good dead is people expecting it to be there.

Sleep tight.

Good news.


Did you build that plane yet?


I was thinking about it last night. Looking forward to it.

>The taste is fine but it is breddy dense.
But sounds breddy good.

Kissing on the lips between males in families of all ages is common in some American states:

Good morning NEETs.

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 21:55:40 [Preview] No.346466 del
>Mother whose sunroof 'exploded' as she drove her new $40k MG SUV down a highway - showering her with glass - is told by the Bug-owned car brand SHE needs to pay for repairs

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 21:58:27 [Preview] No.346467 del
kek is MG owned by the chinks now? what a shame

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 22:00:18 [Preview] No.346468 del
Indeed it is a shame. They relaunched the brand in Australia after being taken over. I think it still existed but was very niche.

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 22:13:51 [Preview] No.346469 del
Back from the supermarket. Got served by the cute girl. Realised my tshirt was on backwards as I was walking out.

>Did you build that plane yet?
Not yet. I might do a car first and get more comfortable with the airbrush before I do the plane. The plane is quite a bit smaller, requiring more control.

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 22:14:46 [Preview] No.346470 del
This is going to keep happening too. One of the MG models that looks a bit like a mini is the cheapest new car you can buy in Australia at $14k.

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 22:17:19 [Preview] No.346471 del
you really need dacia over there.
cheaper and actually decent cause its not made by the chinks

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 22:18:43 [Preview] No.346472 del
>Realised my tshirt was on backwards as I was walking out.
Mong Level One. Level Two is wearing dirty and ripped clothes but not noticing. I am at level three that is being aware and not caring.

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 22:21:31 [Preview] No.346473 del
>Google's push to bring employees back to offices in September is frustrating some employees who say they'll quit if they can't be remote forever

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 22:23:05 [Preview] No.346474 del
I'd wager the majority of Google's employees have been on cruise control for at least a decade, given all the hard/innovative work was done before that.
They'd be doing even less at home than they do in the office.

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 22:23:34 [Preview] No.346475 del
Gonna try and learn some powershell scripting today.

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 22:24:28 [Preview] No.346476 del
>innovative work done before that
you mean the hard work by all those startups that google just buys and reamarkets as their own? lolol

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 22:24:40 [Preview] No.346477 del
Management is also reaping what they have sowed, letting their employees carry on like activists on a daily basis.

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 22:25:26 [Preview] No.346478 del
it's a fucked up language, you have my sympathies

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 22:25:57 [Preview] No.346479 del
Yeah, that's the impression I get. Every major google product I can think of was made back in the 2000s or the 90s. They're probably holding back the pace of technological progress right now, by sucking up much of the most talented workers with high salaries.

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 22:26:25 [Preview] No.346480 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=M3hApsNiX5Y [Embed]

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 22:26:45 [Preview] No.346482 del
Not learning it because I want to, but as part of my studies towards the oscp. At least it's different to every other language I've ever seen.

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 22:27:44 [Preview] No.346483 del

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 22:28:41 [Preview] No.346484 del
That's why it is based. It is coming to hit them even harder.

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 22:33:55 [Preview] No.346485 del
errr me geeerd
taxation, guy called and woke me up to discuss android version compatibility
voice is deep, raspy, and gooned from the standards that were consoomed

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 22:42:13 [Preview] No.346487 del

what's her point? shouldn't she grow some tits and arse if she wants to look like the one in the picture?

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 22:46:46 [Preview] No.346488 del
level three is visible skidmarks

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 22:46:58 [Preview] No.346489 del
Preaching that kind of self-love shit is so hypocritical.
Almost all the women doing it are decently attractive.
I wonder if they know their bullshitting or genuinely believe they're doing something good.

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 22:47:03 [Preview] No.346490 del
Good luck.

Going to the airport to eat a Yumbo is foul.

She thought it would make her feel different and it doesn't. Shocking.

Morning NEET. I believe you predicted that this would happen >>346387

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 22:49:40 [Preview] No.346491 del
I am not there yet.

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 22:51:03 [Preview] No.346492 del
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Good morning friends.
You guys are active this morning.

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 22:54:20 [Preview] No.346493 del
That's because you have a soft colon. You need to build some calluses.

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 22:54:59 [Preview] No.346494 del
I have some shit out the back from the shed that I'll take to the salvos or vinnies.

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 22:55:16 [Preview] No.346495 del
Have you got that fucking thesis done yet? If not, get off the youtubes.

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 22:55:35 [Preview] No.346497 del
Try to leave the drinking til at least 3pm please.

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 22:56:45 [Preview] No.346498 del
What's with the cross with the map?

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 22:56:56 [Preview] No.346499 del
she was a body corporate witch ?? thanks /pol/ glasses

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 22:57:11 [Preview] No.346500 del
>breddy dense.
Chungus loaf.

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 22:57:31 [Preview] No.346501 del
I'll give it a go, just for you, fren.

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 22:57:37 [Preview] No.346502 del
That would be good.

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 22:58:45 [Preview] No.346503 del
The Irwins should be disgusted she is trying to get famous off their name. Her face is gross and her body is nothing special and filled with plastic.

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 22:58:50 [Preview] No.346504 del
I've seen this post elsewhere.

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 23:00:07 [Preview] No.346505 del
STFU you anti semetic anti ABC buttholeline psychopath

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 23:00:42 [Preview] No.346506 del
Good morning NEET.

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 23:00:52 [Preview] No.346507 del
i have to work two days a year just to pay for the privilidge of working.

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 23:02:30 [Preview] No.346508 del
still would

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 23:03:12 [Preview] No.346509 del
she'd have a price
you should ask

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 23:03:20 [Preview] No.346510 del
She's vile

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 23:03:35 [Preview] No.346511 del
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NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 23:05:51 [Preview] No.346512 del
>no action from him.
I thought that was the same poster.
>don't have the long term funding
Yeah, I have had few mental health clients that no matter what you tell them, they still want the companion shift with no purpose because they're scared and alone.
It's a bit of a waste but when they are a significant risk to themselves, I can't tell the support worker to leave, likewise, if I'm there or even on the phone, I can't just let them go.
When you say shit like, 'we can put the shift on, but it may mean we need to restrict supports later', then they say they still want it. Choice and control and shit.
The old system of block funding would've worked better for these types of clients.
It also promotes this sort of dependence. They know that the worker will just stay and they'll either end up t the hospital or just telling the worker to leave.
>lips between males

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 23:06:36 [Preview] No.346513 del
It's now pretty big, I see those little hatchback things often.

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 23:07:06 [Preview] No.346514 del
Should've walked out backwards and made out it was all on purpose.

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 23:07:23 [Preview] No.346515 del
>Yeah, I have had few mental health clients that no matter what you tell them, they still want the companion shift with no purpose because they're scared and alone.
what about the poor support worker though? long term, these mental cases are emotional vampires and will induce mental health problems in anybody who has to spend time with them

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 23:08:02 [Preview] No.346516 del
There you go.
They look alright, I was looking at one at those car yards near the old spot a couple weeks ago.

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 23:08:38 [Preview] No.346517 del
I think that's when the boong becomes stronger than the mong.

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 23:09:30 [Preview] No.346518 del
I thought you were replying to the czeck.

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 23:10:41 [Preview] No.346519 del
>deep, raspy, and gooned
Vocaroo it.
I want to know about android compatibility.

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 23:11:08 [Preview] No.346520 del
You are well versed in this ancient art.

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 23:11:18 [Preview] No.346521 del

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 23:13:03 [Preview] No.346522 del
Yeah the price on the new ones had me interested until I saw China was involved. Way to kill off a brand.
I think I'm just going to lease my next daily driver in the new financial year.

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 23:13:08 [Preview] No.346523 del
Us goyim cattle go bong.

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 23:18:18 [Preview] No.346524 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=pz9ZkdClZV8 [Embed]

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 23:18:43 [Preview] No.346525 del
Thank you. I will not be disappointed if you can't hold out that long. I know what it's like.

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 23:20:45 [Preview] No.346526 del
>I thought that was the same poster.
Could have been. He annoyed me because he keeps going on about the 'answers' but nothing of value translate to his life.

>The old system of block funding would've worked better for these types of clients.
It is sad that it is gone.

>It also promotes this sort of dependence.
That at least sounds like a more positive outcome that I did not expect.

It is but generations of families do it over there as if its normal. There was a controversy with the same guy getting a massage and kissing his younger son on the lips on camera. Very creepy but it is 'normal' to them.

I have seen a few. I would like to see their reliability figures over time.

True that.

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 23:22:30 [Preview] No.346527 del
I was on the phone to one at like 1230 last night.
This was the second day in a row that she was with this client.
They exploit that people give a fuck, then get uppity when the workers have to live their own lives.
I've seen many workers, including myself, just burn out and stop caring.

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 23:24:35 [Preview] No.346528 del
I was thinking the same thing a year or so ago when I had the ute.
If i understood how to do tax, or my agent actually walked me through what I can do, I may in the future.
A mate's daughter gets a new car every year and it costs her pretty much ust the fuel and servicing.

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 23:26:18 [Preview] No.346529 del
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the secret is to wear brown coloured shorts

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 23:27:03 [Preview] No.346530 del
off to the chemist, bunnings, and dan, if you want anything?

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 23:27:04 [Preview] No.346531 del
>a more positive outcome
By dependence, I mean they know that someone will jump and put a shift on for them, for no real reason, just because they ask.
Lots of these clients with suicidal ideation and mental health shit get around the $100k mark, which is often more than someone wheelchair bound.

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 23:27:17 [Preview] No.346532 del
i can feel a flavourtown comming on

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 23:28:10 [Preview] No.346533 del
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You are king mong.

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 23:29:18 [Preview] No.346534 del
Can you get a big box of clarytine, a new rangehood and a bottle of stout please?

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 23:29:43 [Preview] No.346535 del
>They exploit that people give a fuck, then get uppity when the workers have to live their own lives.
This describes most psychopaths, more so the second part.

Thanks for asking but no thanks.

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 23:30:05 [Preview] No.346536 del
Big flavourtown?

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 23:31:43 [Preview] No.346537 del
30kg M4 stainless steel washers please.

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 23:33:26 [Preview] No.346538 del
some psuedo, some acetone and litium bateries and some vodka thanks

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 23:34:17 [Preview] No.346539 del
nah half flavourtown had doubleflavourtown for din dins last night

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 23:36:14 [Preview] No.346540 del
Two queries from the afterhours so far this morning.

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 23:38:15 [Preview] No.346541 del
Funny weather this morning.

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 23:42:54 [Preview] No.346542 del
It said rain where I am. It was blue skies as I was having breakfast and now it is cloudy.

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 23:54:49 [Preview] No.346543 del
>Kissing on the lips between males in families of all ages is common in some American states:
Spread the love. Spread the herpes.

NEET 04/30/2021 (Fri) 23:58:14 [Preview] No.346544 del
Poz load love.

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 00:14:17 [Preview] No.346546 del
Bunch of hungover chores are done.
Handling the tax well. Didn't go straight to IGA for the cure.
Black instant.

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 00:15:16 [Preview] No.346547 del
>In the Solomon Islands and Papua New Guinea, the "bush chickens" are traditionally hunted for their meat and prized by locals.
>"That's the expression, it's bush chicken and it's more delicious than chicken," Mr Hugo said.
French pilled.

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 00:15:40 [Preview] No.346548 del
>Black instant.
Squirts choice.

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 00:24:05 [Preview] No.346549 del
ohnohohohohohohohohoho !

the spammer got to this years Archibald prize !

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 00:27:11 [Preview] No.346550 del

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 00:31:07 [Preview] No.346551 del
wtf i love alexander downer now
> calling out china and woke culture and migrants in under 8 minutes

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Zmm9t86QuGA [Embed]

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 00:34:16 [Preview] No.346552 del
Morning bros. Another day on earth. Feeling a bit taxed. Time to get the sober stint going.

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 00:36:31 [Preview] No.346554 del
Big stint? Might join you.

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 00:38:09 [Preview] No.346555 del
Yeah hopefully. Until my life is less fucked at least.

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 00:41:26 [Preview] No.346556 del
Morning NEET.

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 00:46:44 [Preview] No.346558 del
the postman is delivering a parcel today apparently

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 00:50:36 [Preview] No.346559 del
Dropped all the shit at the slavos.
Going to burn some old paperwork.

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 00:51:16 [Preview] No.346560 del
I've decided to leave the sober thing for another day.

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 00:51:42 [Preview] No.346561 del
Greet him with a nice big kiss on the lips.

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 00:51:57 [Preview] No.346562 del
That's just the excuse your mum gave you for why he was there.

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 00:53:58 [Preview] No.346563 del
Saturday delivery is becoming more common. It is nice.

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 01:00:31 [Preview] No.346564 del
Breaky time.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=0k9SjMpAxRM [Embed]

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 01:04:22 [Preview] No.346565 del
>tfw the double standos I put on the NOOTs

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 01:06:47 [Preview] No.346566 del
Given my TV is fucked I'm considering another re-arrange. Might get a small table to eat at.

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 01:16:58 [Preview] No.346567 del
J.J. Cale is one of the best guitarists of all time.

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 01:19:57 [Preview] No.346568 del
>Might get a small table to eat at.
Eating away from the computer can be good for you.

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 01:28:11 [Preview] No.346571 del
Severely Danned when I told Weber to hold off until 3.
Unironic shame

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 01:31:11 [Preview] No.346572 del
>Nanette was meant to be Gadsby's final show before retiring from comedy, but instead she was catapulted to international fame.
That's a shame.

All I need to read is this
>"One man built his reputation on a handshake," the company says in promotional material.
>"He made a promise that no matter who you were, or what you'd like to drink, he'd have that drink at the lowest price."

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 01:33:51 [Preview] No.346573 del
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NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 01:42:27 [Preview] No.346574 del
>"There's already enough outlets around here and look at the violence, kids roaming the streets here, kids fighting."
Unna din do nuffins

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 01:46:21 [Preview] No.346575 del
It's the thought that counts

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 01:56:44 [Preview] No.346576 del
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NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 01:59:13 [Preview] No.346577 del
Dan'll settle things down a bit.

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 02:00:06 [Preview] No.346578 del
postman has been
time for lunch

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 02:01:43 [Preview] No.346580 del
Power user.

What did he deliver?
What is on the menu for lunch?

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 02:22:21 [Preview] No.346581 del
wanking the day away

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 02:23:10 [Preview] No.346582 del
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NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 02:23:54 [Preview] No.346583 del
>What did he deliver?
Three power steering hoses: pump to rack, reservoir to pump, and rack to reservoir.

>What is on the menu for lunch?
I got a double whopper with cheese meal, size medium, with a coke as the beverage.

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 02:37:38 [Preview] No.346584 del
Sounds like a big delivery.

I had a big mac meal, same size and beverage.

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 02:38:40 [Preview] No.346585 del
>Sounds like a big delivery.
about the size of a shoebox.

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 02:45:12 [Preview] No.346586 del
Can you make them deliver the burger x ones?

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 02:47:17 [Preview] No.346587 del
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Couple of spuds for lunch.

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 02:50:05 [Preview] No.346588 del
I was talking about the hoses.
I collected the HJs myself.

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 02:55:49 [Preview] No.346589 del
should get a pressure cooker

i had a roomate that would pressure cook potatoes (that converts the starch) and simply add in some nepali spices. Shit was sooo good.

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 02:58:37 [Preview] No.346590 del
Spud pilled.

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 03:02:41 [Preview] No.346591 del
Nice tates

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 03:02:56 [Preview] No.346592 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=LKuM5oKk0es [Embed]

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 03:03:10 [Preview] No.346593 del
Delayed hangover anxiety

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 03:03:37 [Preview] No.346594 del
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NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 03:10:48 [Preview] No.346595 del
Dangers of the MySpace angle.

I feel that executive should have had a walling stick they put their weight on and used the the rail to balance.

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 03:11:38 [Preview] No.346596 del
Second one be like A turtle on it's back

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 03:13:11 [Preview] No.346597 del
dust storm this arvo apparently
good thing I didn't wash any clothes or the car

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 03:14:30 [Preview] No.346598 del
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NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 03:15:57 [Preview] No.346599 del
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NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 03:28:17 [Preview] No.346602 del
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Found these in a backpack in the shed.

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 03:29:49 [Preview] No.346603 del
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NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 03:29:59 [Preview] No.346604 del
looks like you have some meals on that list uneaten
chop chop

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 03:34:02 [Preview] No.346605 del
Having some sparkling water.

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 03:34:15 [Preview] No.346606 del
A meal*

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 03:34:56 [Preview] No.346607 del
I've seen that fight, he fights a woman.
UFC is as gay as WWF

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 03:37:53 [Preview] No.346608 del
I wanna get some posters or art or something to put on the wall.
I don't know what to get though, or where. Any recommendations?

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 03:39:11 [Preview] No.346609 del
What is it with dust and winter?
My car is covered in crap.

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 03:39:20 [Preview] No.346610 del
get a hidler one

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 03:42:15 [Preview] No.346611 del

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 03:43:07 [Preview] No.346612 del
Executive loss

Building its international image.

Boong memorabilia.

What a roll.

Tall glass?

Go aliexpress and type in "[name of anything you like] poster"

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 03:43:15 [Preview] No.346613 del
Is the tape for the warts?

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 03:44:04 [Preview] No.346614 del
having some indian tonic water

the quinine gives a the codeine a 15% boost

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 03:44:59 [Preview] No.346615 del
despite being garaged my lancia is aquiring gecko grap from the roof above it

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 03:46:18 [Preview] No.346616 del
Wash it and cover it before it destroys the paint.

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 03:47:20 [Preview] No.346617 del
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Some Henryk fantazos perhaps

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 03:55:34 [Preview] No.346620 del
fucking body corporate chinks

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 03:56:06 [Preview] No.346621 del
Dan should use it source cheaper goon.

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 03:58:25 [Preview] No.346622 del
Faaaark guy just called up and said he's got 13 barcode scanning stations to install 😫

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 03:59:41 [Preview] No.346623 del
why don't you lot have project managers and change control and all that stuff? who the fuck just rings up and says they're fitting out a supermarket now please thanks?

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 04:05:09 [Preview] No.346625 del
They're independant subcontractors that the warehouses/logistics companies hire to fix or replace our shit. Often times it doesn't even go through us

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 04:05:32 [Preview] No.346626 del
you need to get creative, swastikas are under buddist peace symbol etc etc

i have been on ali all morning doing some some shopping

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 04:06:37 [Preview] No.346627 del
So your Pajeet's friend when he undercuts everyone and has no clue what to do?

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 04:07:40 [Preview] No.346628 del
>i have been on ali all morning doing some some shopping
What are you shopping for?

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 04:08:08 [Preview] No.346629 del
He's not undercutting anyone, subbies get paid more by the hour than our guys do.
They also don't have access to the software/servers/tools etc.
Popping out to get some cans, the hangover is getting worse and I'll need some support over the next few hours.

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 04:08:54 [Preview] No.346630 del
>you need to get creative,
I'll leave the creativity up to them.

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 04:09:08 [Preview] No.346631 del
I have failed you, fren.
I just made a Wobbly Wombo.

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 04:09:42 [Preview] No.346632 del
This board has a no-irish-allowed rule. You know that right?

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 04:10:05 [Preview] No.346633 del
I should get some of those Nicholas Cage tracksuit pants to go with my Ahegao hoodie.

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 04:10:31 [Preview] No.346634 del
You know Dan is Irish, r-right?

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 04:13:15 [Preview] No.346636 del
>subbies get paid more by the hour than our guys do.
>They also don't have access to the software/servers/tools etc.
Why doesn't the company have partnerships to train them to provide them with limited access?
Does your company charge a monthly fee for software?

>I'll need some support over the next few hours.
Standards forecast is increasing.

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 04:13:58 [Preview] No.346637 del
There are probably better suppliers but here is a starting link:

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 04:14:54 [Preview] No.346638 del
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>i have been on ali all morning doing some some shopping

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 04:14:56 [Preview] No.346639 del

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 04:15:58 [Preview] No.346640 del
I would love to hear the sound.

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 04:17:31 [Preview] No.346641 del
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This guy is a fucking G. Pity there was no safe way to light them up without taking himself out too.

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 04:19:27 [Preview] No.346642 del
Smart idea. I hope he washed his car when he got back.

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 04:21:22 [Preview] No.346643 del
I let my troubled one go home.
Now just shift requests.

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 04:24:45 [Preview] No.346645 del
clearly a childrens boot

nothing to see here

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 04:26:32 [Preview] No.346646 del
>new messenger bag
you can probably get one here for less than that
I got a High Sierra sports duffle bag thing for about $25 about a month ago.

>titanium bolts for the eeb
or aluminium bolts the chinkies anodised yellow

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 04:32:11 [Preview] No.346647 del
Good effort though. You went past lunch.
I've failed as well.
Where are you up to Standards wise?

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 04:32:34 [Preview] No.346648 del

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 04:33:14 [Preview] No.346649 del
I'm still on the same glass, but I put 100ml of vodka in it.

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 04:33:30 [Preview] No.346650 del
The calls are coming thick and fast.
Boong mode is the wagie mode.

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 04:34:06 [Preview] No.346651 del
Do you measure?
I was measuring 30ml shots but they were too weak.

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 04:35:20 [Preview] No.346652 del
wew, 22 standards in the 700ml bottle.
100ml/700ml * 22 = 3.142
a magical number

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 04:35:44 [Preview] No.346653 del
Yes, I poured both the vodka and monster into a measuring jug and then squeezed the lime in.

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 04:38:53 [Preview] No.346654 del
> 3.142
That is magical.

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 04:39:04 [Preview] No.346655 del
>Why doesn't the company have partnerships to train them to provide them with limited access?
>Does your company charge a monthly fee for software?
They train them on the hardware and provide parts. They are working on an app that will allow technicians to do the software side but its still got bugs that I am ironing out and reporting. It's cheaper to just have me with a phone then pay some big boys to build a web of microservices on AWS to simply download a firmware file.
We charge monthly fees etc, of course. SaaS.

Same guy rang me twice coming home from the shops. I call him as soon as I get in and then two guys are messaging me with other jobs. Farkin stressful.
Havin a standard and spying on wagies

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 04:39:29 [Preview] No.346656 del
Is it the ginger beer monster?

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 04:40:35 [Preview] No.346657 del
Cold pizza consumed

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 04:40:57 [Preview] No.346658 del

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 04:41:52 [Preview] No.346659 del
WaaS Wombo as a Service

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 04:42:14 [Preview] No.346660 del
>duffle bag
need stainless or ti mine are getting rusty from the salt air, not cool

thinking about getting this 7xl jacket


NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 04:43:05 [Preview] No.346661 del

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 04:46:14 [Preview] No.346663 del
On-call boong brothers? Any choofs? What kinda calls?

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 04:46:35 [Preview] No.346664 del
He's thinking of Nurgle 2021

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 04:47:27 [Preview] No.346665 del
I'm letting down that NEET who I was gonna do a sober stint with.
I'll start tomorrow.

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 05:03:11 [Preview] No.346666 del
fuck these youtubers who only make one video a week
i want a video every day

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 05:05:06 [Preview] No.346667 del
What are you watching?

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 05:05:40 [Preview] No.346668 del
nothing at the moment, the lazy fucks haven't uploaded anything

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 05:06:31 [Preview] No.346669 del
asian 6Xl is equivelent to australian XL FYI when buying clothes off ali i normally go one sixe up with jackets so i can fit a few layers underneath when it gets cold

even though i am in queensland i have to factor wind chill

i am bit shitty today because i really wanted to go out, its not really raining but there is a 56km SE gust at the beach that will just make it miserable :/

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 05:09:11 [Preview] No.346670 del
Dan's half scottish, on his mother's side.

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 05:09:27 [Preview] No.346671 del
so do they have 30-32xl for the fatties?

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 05:10:09 [Preview] No.346672 del
You'll need a nice fedora to go with that coat.

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 05:12:38 [Preview] No.346673 del
Is this the first neet to hit 7xl? We need to have a neet party, to celebrate his achievement!

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 05:13:27 [Preview] No.346674 del
I'm still only in 5's, and I think one or two of the tall execs have hit 6's, so yes.

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 05:13:38 [Preview] No.346675 del
23rd minute into this call. The other guy is trying to get through for the 3rd time now.

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 05:15:05 [Preview] No.346676 del
do you have secondary or back up oncall people?

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 05:17:52 [Preview] No.346677 del
Just me.
Running a boomer through how to clear cache data on android

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 05:23:27 [Preview] No.346678 del
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The Execs will inherit the earth.

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 05:25:03 [Preview] No.346679 del
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ok i just did a booze stocktake. i currenly have half a bottle of cognac and 3 almost empty goon sacks and half a packet of fortes. got plenty of food. fuck it. staying in and getting the records out

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 05:27:29 [Preview] No.346680 del
Me too.

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 05:27:54 [Preview] No.346681 del

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 05:29:00 [Preview] No.346682 del
Tell him to hurry up.

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 05:29:49 [Preview] No.346683 del
Can i have your pepe?

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 05:30:23 [Preview] No.346684 del
Once again, nuro proves his alpha status and leads the pack. Who else is gonna have a neetbinge tonight to try and catch up?

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 05:32:23 [Preview] No.346685 del
I can't. My device is broadcasting its wifi signal but that isn't visible in the app.
Dunno why
Replaced the disk and its the same.
I'm hoping he will just give up and come back another time.

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 05:45:11 [Preview] No.346686 del
55 minutes in.
Installing the apk by hand.

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 05:48:38 [Preview] No.346687 del
Blood in your stool sounds like something to see a GP about.
Do you have one of those fancy breadmakers or do you just bake it in the oven?
I wouldn't touch any "Made in China" car with a ten foot pole.
Get me a longneck of stout from the Dan's please.
That looks tasty.
22 degrees today in Shitbourne, going to re-attach the covers and shit I took off my car in order to get in ready for the mechanics on Monday, thinking of a binge later in the evening.

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 05:58:08 [Preview] No.346688 del
Playing an ultra rare picture disc because: BASED

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 05:59:15 [Preview] No.346689 del
money can't buy taste

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 06:00:32 [Preview] No.346690 del
Dusty, also nice thingy there with the vac tubes

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 06:04:08 [Preview] No.346691 del
The setup looks great, can't say the same for the music though.

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 06:07:44 [Preview] No.346692 del
is there such a thing as a backup or emergency bonnet support for a car? for situations where you want to replace the existing support arm or you don't trust it?

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 06:08:09 [Preview] No.346693 del
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Movie >>346457 in three hours fellas.

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 06:11:00 [Preview] No.346694 del
Broom stick will do the job.

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 06:11:59 [Preview] No.346695 del
I was hoping you weren't going to say that.

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 06:13:01 [Preview] No.346696 del
1h20m call complete.
Hopefully thats it for the day.

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 06:14:17 [Preview] No.346697 del
>Hopefully thats it for the day.
way to jinx yourself

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 06:19:55 [Preview] No.346698 del

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 06:20:09 [Preview] No.346699 del
>Looking forward to it.
>But sounds breddy good.

Well, you recognized it's a map, so you're halfway there.

But it's smol.

>Do you have one of those fancy breadmakers or do you just bake it in the oven?
I knead the bread manually and bake it in oven. No automatization involved. Well it's a gas oven, and not one I have to build a fire in, so that could be considered some kind of automatization.

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 06:26:28 [Preview] No.346701 del
Fancy broom stick

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 06:36:46 [Preview] No.346702 del
ur a wizard 'arry

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 06:39:08 [Preview] No.346703 del
smol chungo

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 06:39:09 [Preview] No.346704 del
We have the Womby Wombo, what about a Cruisey Cockshake?

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 06:42:06 [Preview] No.346705 del
I prefer the Spergo spankbank

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 06:45:57 [Preview] No.346706 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=pvyyfjNimX0 [Embed]

Based aussie puts subhuman rapist nigger in his place

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 06:46:07 [Preview] No.346707 del
Shitey's Shitmix

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 06:47:14 [Preview] No.346708 del
he should have used the stairs to curb stomp that nigger

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 06:50:12 [Preview] No.346709 del
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what's the bet Channel 7 are trying to FOI YouTube on the identities of these commenters so they can do an expose?

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 06:54:29 [Preview] No.346710 del
Channel 7 comments are based as fuck
Bunch of boomers who don't give a fuck about globohomo backlash
Cracks me up that ABC and 9 etc are too weak to even allow comments

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 06:55:16 [Preview] No.346711 del
7 Wobbly Wombos a bottle ain't too bad.

>a magical number
What about spillage as more Wobbly Wombos are consumed in quick succession.

>Havin a standard and spying on wagies
You deserve it!

Perhaps subscribe to their OnlyFans?

Bug sizes are much smaller than Western standards.

>half a packet of fortes.
How many did you have yesterday? 12?

Sounds painful.


See (You) then.

What channel?

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 06:56:34 [Preview] No.346712 del
Watchin Steve Wallis campin until then.

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 06:57:42 [Preview] No.346713 del
I bought two new jumpers because the current ones have holes on the elbows and ordered some new delivered because the store didn't have any stock:

Also got the car washed and they did a terrible job. Most panels are clean but there dirt around the trim that 30 seconds of pressure washing would have removed.

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 07:04:33 [Preview] No.346714 del
>Also got the car washed and they did a terrible job. Most panels are clean but there dirt around the trim that 30 seconds of pressure washing would have removed.
I used to pay some pajeets at one of the shopping centres $40 to wash my and vacuum car and they did a half arsed job most of the time. Better off getting a foam cannon and a few other bottles of stuff and doing it yourself.
There was one time when I came back and they'd turned off traction control, which makes me wonder what they get up to. Same reason I wouldn't let pajeets wash the Corvette. They'd be taking selfies and passing it off as their own on social media.

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 07:08:12 [Preview] No.346715 del
>and a few other bottles of stuff and doing it yourself.
There is a self-service place nearby that offers this with the soap high washer then a higher pressure washer to get it off. I did a bit job for $8 for two wash cycles than they did.

>passing it off as their own on social media.
It was 2:30 when I rolled up and they closed at 4:00 pm. Customers kept coming and coming. I was shocked that they were getting backed up near 3:00 pm.

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 07:08:52 [Preview] No.346716 del
Wash it yourself like a boomer.

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 07:10:53 [Preview] No.346717 del

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 07:11:09 [Preview] No.346718 del
I will next time at the self-service place.

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 07:11:25 [Preview] No.346719 del
what are you doing?

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 07:12:03 [Preview] No.346720 del
tbh, I just go through the coles car wash, does a good enough job.

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 07:13:03 [Preview] No.346721 del
the brush ones will scratch you eventually

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 07:13:13 [Preview] No.346722 del
(You) distribution.

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 07:16:21 [Preview] No.346723 del
I've heard this since I was kid, I haven't experienced any scratches or fine scratches from the brushes, however I probably wouldn't take your vette through one just in case, for my civic, it's no big deal and gets the job done quickly.

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 07:19:38 [Preview] No.346724 del
They used recycled water
t. knower

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 07:20:16 [Preview] No.346725 del
Wow you guys seen this before ?

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 07:22:07 [Preview] No.346726 del

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 07:23:38 [Preview] No.346727 del

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 07:25:56 [Preview] No.346728 del
dirty rotten ham and pineapple on the way

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 07:26:07 [Preview] No.346729 del
>I knead the bread manually and bake it in oven. No automatization involved. Well it's a gas oven, and not one I have to build a fire in, so that could be considered some kind of automatization.
Fair enough, that sounds like a good method.

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 07:28:24 [Preview] No.346730 del
bread makers are a waste of time, by you've put every thing in and pressed all the bloop blorp buttons, you could have kneaded it for the first rise

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 07:28:51 [Preview] No.346731 del
and they're noisy

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 07:31:14 [Preview] No.346732 del

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 07:33:23 [Preview] No.346733 del
Is this Dominos?

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 07:39:00 [Preview] No.346734 del
I dont thnk so.

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 07:39:15 [Preview] No.346735 del

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 07:39:34 [Preview] No.346736 del

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 07:40:57 [Preview] No.346737 del
Slo and lazy kind of drunk.
Started too early and can't get any drunker.

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 07:41:32 [Preview] No.346738 del
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Yeah they're a bit of a scam.
Finally got the photos from my walk from the other day off my phone and onto my PC, the settings where all messed up so it took a bit of playing around to get it all working again.

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 07:41:36 [Preview] No.346739 del
You knew it would be terrible.
Why did you order it?

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 07:41:49 [Preview] No.346740 del
Nonsense, you can always get drunker.

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 07:42:37 [Preview] No.346741 del
Man, is that even cut?

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 07:43:11 [Preview] No.346742 del
ham and pineapple is pretty hard to mess up
it's fine to fill a hole while i drink ginger beer

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 07:43:31 [Preview] No.346743 del
i think they took that beforehand

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 07:43:44 [Preview] No.346744 del
Pretty. That's the Botanical Gardens?

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 07:44:02 [Preview] No.346745 del
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I guess the others just decided not to upload.

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 07:45:46 [Preview] No.346746 del
Nah it's the park with the big rocket on the playground in Hawthorn.

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 07:46:02 [Preview] No.346747 del
well camera angled

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 07:46:27 [Preview] No.346748 del
Looks similar.

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 07:47:49 [Preview] No.346749 del
Yeah I was playing around with getting the right angle of the light hitting the leaves.
It does, but it's easier to get to by both car or train.

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 07:48:12 [Preview] No.346750 del
Looks good neet.

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 07:48:33 [Preview] No.346751 del
That was a beautiful day. Thank you.

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 07:49:04 [Preview] No.346752 del
Nice pics, thanks for sharing.

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 07:50:53 [Preview] No.346753 del

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 08:03:11 [Preview] No.346755 del
>Of course, some men ghost after sex even if you withhold it for weeks. I once dated a guy I waited two months to sleep with. In that time, he took me for expensive dinners, texted constantly, and surprised me with flowers and gifts. The day after we got physical, I never heard from him again.
>“Why would he invest so much time, energy and money into pursuing me if he only wanted one thing?
lol she's a dud root with sleeve of wizard

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 08:10:03 [Preview] No.346756 del
Struggled to get past the first sentence. Gave up on the 2nd sentence. I would ghost her too if I knew her.

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 08:13:14 [Preview] No.346757 del

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 08:14:33 [Preview] No.346758 del
Your womb is so polluted

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 08:15:32 [Preview] No.346759 del
Your wombo is so polluted

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 08:16:37 [Preview] No.346760 del
wombos congo dongo

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 08:20:25 [Preview] No.346761 del
4th wank, 5th beer

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 08:22:59 [Preview] No.346762 del
Thanks, glad (you) liked it.

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 08:25:55 [Preview] No.346763 del

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 08:26:34 [Preview] No.346764 del
hnugry jacks wombo

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 08:29:43 [Preview] No.346765 del

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 08:29:49 [Preview] No.346766 del
It's the day of the wagie in the old commiestans today.

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 08:30:20 [Preview] No.346767 del

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 08:34:33 [Preview] No.346768 del
so she heard the fart but not him stomping about on the gravel?

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 08:38:36 [Preview] No.346769 del
kek, he seemed rather happy

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 08:42:06 [Preview] No.346770 del
I love kickin doors in!

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 08:42:45 [Preview] No.346771 del

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 08:42:54 [Preview] No.346772 del
I think the fart broke her concentration on the movie.

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 08:43:56 [Preview] No.346773 del
The fart was much louder than the gravel

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 08:48:53 [Preview] No.346774 del
Big Fella will post the moofie is on in 12 minutes soon

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 08:49:38 [Preview] No.346775 del
Gotta do a booze run before movie time

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 08:50:20 [Preview] No.346776 del
Sausages and bread for dinner, might go get some longnecks soon.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=iXk8QXhr7Fk [Embed]

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 08:50:50 [Preview] No.346777 del
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NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 08:53:57 [Preview] No.346778 del
Take the goon express way.

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 08:56:22 [Preview] No.346779 del
did the dishes with 4 minutes to spare

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 08:59:02 [Preview] No.346780 del
Fast NEET.

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 08:59:58 [Preview] No.346781 del
one pint glass, one wine glass, one mixing jug, one knife, one chopping board, one citrus squeezer

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 09:01:14 [Preview] No.346782 del

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 09:05:21 [Preview] No.346783 del
shitskins see something like that and think all the boys should get a turn, just like home.

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 09:05:32 [Preview] No.346784 del
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NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 09:06:52 [Preview] No.346785 del

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 09:12:11 [Preview] No.346786 del
Ever notice how according to our media punching someone ONCE is a huge deal?
Must at least be in part due to the fact if someone hits you one time and stops they are probably a white oppressor and you a brave PoC.

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 09:19:26 [Preview] No.346787 del
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NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 09:21:42 [Preview] No.346788 del
covered in currydrive

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 09:27:00 [Preview] No.346789 del
Salmonella deluxe package.

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 09:32:01 [Preview] No.346790 del
It's only a problem when someone sneaks up behind someone then hits them, thats a cowards way.

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 09:36:47 [Preview] No.346791 del
Full body sweats and my teeth hurt.

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 09:44:12 [Preview] No.346792 del
Guarantee that will be a minority of stories. Cunts starts fights without knowing how so they go down and crack their egg on the concrete.

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 09:44:43 [Preview] No.346793 del
give those pegs a brush

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 09:47:24 [Preview] No.346794 del
if you knew anything about acoustics it resonated inside the room whic has a fundamental frequency and appeared much louder and from a different direction

t. master sound engineer

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 09:48:41 [Preview] No.346795 del
>t. master sound engineer


NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 09:53:31 [Preview] No.346796 del

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 09:58:00 [Preview] No.346797 del
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NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 10:03:57 [Preview] No.346798 del
umm sir, that's a bicycle.

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 10:04:29 [Preview] No.346799 del
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Is this gook girl poster?

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 10:05:44 [Preview] No.346800 del
I hope so, he looks very happy.

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 10:06:36 [Preview] No.346801 del
What are you doing to socialise this saturday night neets?

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 10:07:23 [Preview] No.346802 del
it's moofie night, dumb dumb

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 10:07:35 [Preview] No.346803 del
Watching the movie, fella:

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 10:08:18 [Preview] No.346804 del
having a drink and talking to neets

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 10:09:36 [Preview] No.346805 del
Took my fat arse for a walk. Having a heineken zero.

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 10:13:32 [Preview] No.346806 del
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NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 10:17:56 [Preview] No.346807 del

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 10:24:55 [Preview] No.346808 del

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 10:31:12 [Preview] No.346810 del
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NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 10:31:24 [Preview] No.346811 del

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 10:41:43 [Preview] No.346812 del
What's your problem?

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 10:55:14 [Preview] No.346813 del
Thank you fellas showing up in such great numbers.
Good movie, good chat.

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 10:56:07 [Preview] No.346814 del
Thanks, Big Fella.
Was a good moofie.

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 10:56:37 [Preview] No.346815 del
sting it

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 10:57:10 [Preview] No.346816 del

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 10:58:02 [Preview] No.346817 del
night all

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 10:58:46 [Preview] No.346818 del

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 11:00:15 [Preview] No.346819 del
Gook night NEET. Sleep tight.

Good night NEET. Sleep tight.

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 11:00:31 [Preview] No.346820 del
It was a very busy night. Thank you.

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 11:01:07 [Preview] No.346821 del

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 11:03:41 [Preview] No.346822 del
me in the middle

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 11:04:26 [Preview] No.346823 del
I would pay good money to see her curry hole

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 11:08:57 [Preview] No.346824 del
Do a duet with the video asking that.

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 11:11:28 [Preview] No.346825 del
Me on the right

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 11:15:43 [Preview] No.346826 del
You're hot neet

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 11:17:02 [Preview] No.346827 del
Good night NEETs. Sleep tight.

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 11:17:58 [Preview] No.346828 del
That reminds me. On Friday the HA told me she had lunch with some pajeet in the data warehouse/power bi thingo team. Dunno if I’m supposed to get jealous or bash him up or frame him for a crime he didn’t commit or what.

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 11:18:51 [Preview] No.346829 del
Or shit in his driveway

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 11:25:17 [Preview] No.346830 del
Thinking about how incredibly unproductive I've been recently and for most my life. What was your most productive non-work day neets? What did you accomplish?

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 11:28:18 [Preview] No.346831 del
This pep has creepy head.

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 11:33:15 [Preview] No.346832 del

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 11:34:59 [Preview] No.346833 del
Text her and ask if she'll go to the markets tomorrow

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 11:35:55 [Preview] No.346834 del
Throw acid in his face

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 11:36:16 [Preview] No.346835 del
Watched about 6 hours of gardening and chef john today

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 11:36:27 [Preview] No.346836 del
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Weighed myself and I'm pleased to see I'm still only 130 kg. I haven't lost any weight for months, but at least I haven't put any back on.

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 11:48:24 [Preview] No.346837 del
Productive neet.

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 11:49:54 [Preview] No.346838 del
tfw no friends to do normal things with
never been camping, never been on a roadtrip, never been to the beach, the snow, festivals and markets and gardens etc with anyone except the parents when i was a kid. just a few largely estranged guys that occasionally invite me out to drinks or drug sessions.
feels bad man, i just wish i had some normal people who'd like to go on a hike or some shit one weekend. change it up from sitting at my monitors and wanking the day away all weekend.
everyone i know is into sport(s), cars, fucking fishing or something half constructive. im into day drinking and neet posting i guess.
getting too old for this shit

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 11:53:57 [Preview] No.346839 del
>but at least I haven't put any back on.
You're doing well neet

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 11:55:00 [Preview] No.346840 del
>getting too old for this shit
i am old and still alone

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 12:09:19 [Preview] No.346841 del
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I can't fix myself

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 12:23:20 [Preview] No.346842 del
Had a hngover for longer than I was goon'd.

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 12:33:12 [Preview] No.346843 del
That's normal

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 12:36:31 [Preview] No.346844 del
>tfw sober

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 12:51:04 [Preview] No.346845 del
>tfw 1 of 12 beers left and its not even 11

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 13:11:18 [Preview] No.346846 del
If you actually wanted to stop drinking, you'd be at least trying instead of making posts to ausneets about it. The simple fact is you like it.

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 13:35:48 [Preview] No.346847 del
The fact is I just can't handle being myself without it I guess.
>tfw life as a sub 8 male

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 13:47:04 [Preview] No.346848 del

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 14:33:50 [Preview] No.346849 del
Went for a little cruise while slightly over the limit.
Lots of normal people and nice girls out and about on their Saturday night. Me in my hoody just making my way to the bottleo.

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 16:57:24 [Preview] No.346850 del
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NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 20:17:36 [Preview] No.346851 del
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Gambling that you wont lose is the most fun kind of risk.

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 20:18:38 [Preview] No.346852 del
Road trips are shit.

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 20:31:38 [Preview] No.346853 del
mordening all

They are with that attitude

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 21:26:31 [Preview] No.346854 del
Morning neeties. Wondering whether I should try and have a productive binge day today.

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 21:27:57 [Preview] No.346855 del
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NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 21:34:40 [Preview] No.346856 del
You'd look up her skirt too. The privilege of manlets.

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 21:39:47 [Preview] No.346857 del
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NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 21:43:34 [Preview] No.346858 del
still nowhere doing snags for breakfast in the greater lizbef area :(

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 21:56:36 [Preview] No.346859 del

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 22:07:13 [Preview] No.346860 del
Cook your own, you goddamn lazy dole bludger.

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 22:08:54 [Preview] No.346861 del
Drop a sinker on his driveway.

Less (You) rich tonight but rich nevertheless.

What a positive attitude.

Similar feels.

Dan will pencil you in for a 10am appointment.

I like these images.


Closed till 10:00 am! That's a restaurant not a cafe.


Mordening and morning NEET.

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 22:09:14 [Preview] No.346862 del

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 22:15:32 [Preview] No.346863 del
Righto mate. No need for that.

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 22:18:22 [Preview] No.346864 del
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NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 22:19:43 [Preview] No.346865 del
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NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 22:21:17 [Preview] No.346866 del
Good morning NEET.

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 22:21:17 [Preview] No.346867 del
Good morning NEET.

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 22:21:31 [Preview] No.346868 del
I thought about that shortly before I thought of whether to get some boigs and when to start the goonery again.

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 22:21:53 [Preview] No.346869 del
DP (You)'d

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 22:22:53 [Preview] No.346870 del
Their décor is a bit funny, there's doors all over the walls.
I think it's supposed to be Alice in Wonderland mixed with Peter Rabbit.

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 22:23:49 [Preview] No.346871 del
You cook them for all of us.

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 22:24:16 [Preview] No.346872 del
>his driveway.

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 22:25:34 [Preview] No.346873 del
Twice mallard'd.

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 22:25:54 [Preview] No.346874 del
I can take more.

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 22:28:33 [Preview] No.346875 del
I'll see you there at 2.30pm on the 6th of May.

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 22:30:50 [Preview] No.346876 del
They do a decent poached egg.
I'll be at work.
And would probably chicken out.

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 22:31:34 [Preview] No.346877 del
Have just taken some rubbish out to the bin, that may be the only thing I achieve today.

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 22:35:58 [Preview] No.346878 del
The NDIS mongs will be disappointed.

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 22:36:43 [Preview] No.346879 del
It is a good start.

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 22:37:31 [Preview] No.346880 del
Why's that? Are they doing a lunch thing there for them?

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 22:41:12 [Preview] No.346881 del
in the screenshot I posted

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 22:41:52 [Preview] No.346882 del
At the neet compound we will raise gourmet mallards who have been fed on a diet of nothing but other mallards. The sale of these birds to the international market will fund the compound.

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 22:43:03 [Preview] No.346883 del
>$15 for a coffee
>BYO support worker


I didn't look properly.
Apparently around 80% of the mongs in the northern suburbs don't use their plans after they get them.

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 22:43:54 [Preview] No.346884 del
By Mallard, you mean NEET.

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 23:02:49 [Preview] No.346885 del
Going shopping at aldi. You neets want anything?

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 23:04:52 [Preview] No.346886 del
Is there some way of using ndis or some other resources available to dsp recepients to fund training courses - specifically an online IT certification/course provided by a private company based outside of australia?

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 23:05:04 [Preview] No.346887 del
the conveyer belt from the checkout please

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 23:14:02 [Preview] No.346888 del
One egg please

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 23:19:18 [Preview] No.346889 del
Can you get a stick of salami and some kalamata olives please?

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 23:20:50 [Preview] No.346890 del
No but thank you for asking.

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 23:22:06 [Preview] No.346891 del
I don't think you could do it directly, but you could probably do it indirectly through support you need. The NDIS would not probably not pay for the course but support associated with the course (i.e. cost to print resources and other accommodations you need).

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 23:22:20 [Preview] No.346892 del
NDIS can but they are pretty reluctant to approve it.
I have a client going through Job Prospects and he wants to go through CBS.
CBS do a course, were they charge the client the same as a support worker for three hours a day, for three days ($26k p/a).
It's a complete rort but it means they don't need to do job seeker thing.

You can get specific training but prior to the review, I'd get a letter of recommendation from a clinician and a quote for the support.
Even then, it's likely to get knocked back.

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 23:22:53 [Preview] No.346893 del
>outside of australia?
That bit would probably kill it unless you were self managing.

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 23:23:20 [Preview] No.346894 del

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 23:23:59 [Preview] No.346895 del
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NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 23:24:46 [Preview] No.346897 del
Mon nurofina

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 23:26:01 [Preview] No.346898 del
I can't rememeber her from any movies.

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 23:27:50 [Preview] No.346899 del
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NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 23:33:53 [Preview] No.346901 del
Good morning Nuro.

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 23:34:14 [Preview] No.346902 del
Fucking three calls so far.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=gksUFITl9Rw [Embed]

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 23:34:27 [Preview] No.346903 del
9:04am. Time to put some clothes on and wake up the neighbours with a circular saw.

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 23:36:22 [Preview] No.346904 del
>1964 Lilith

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 23:37:30 [Preview] No.346905 del
Ah, she wasn;t the main actor.
Nah, I can't recall her in any of those films.

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 23:38:17 [Preview] No.346906 del
a child of the 80's/90's would remember such hits as Look Who's Talking, Look Who's Talking Too, and Look Who's Talking Now.

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 23:40:05 [Preview] No.346907 del
> Look Who's Talking
I remember that, can't remember her.

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 23:45:43 [Preview] No.346908 del
She was good in The Time My Cunny Exploded.

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 23:48:02 [Preview] No.346909 del
lmao she actually did boong porn

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 23:52:15 [Preview] No.346910 del
uh oh, this doesn't sound good.

NEET 05/01/2021 (Sat) 23:54:28 [Preview] No.346911 del

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NEET 05/02/2021 (Sun) 00:04:28 [Preview] No.346913 del
never change /ausneets/

NEET 05/02/2021 (Sun) 00:17:03 [Preview] No.346914 del
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Another day on earth bros.

NEET 05/02/2021 (Sun) 00:18:44 [Preview] No.346915 del
I too feel like warmed-up death.

NEET 05/02/2021 (Sun) 00:21:13 [Preview] No.346916 del
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I didn't even drink last night. A bizarre nightmare ruined my sleep.

NEET 05/02/2021 (Sun) 00:24:39 [Preview] No.346917 del
I didn't drink either. My sleep was not the best. I have come down with a cold.

NEET 05/02/2021 (Sun) 00:25:28 [Preview] No.346918 del
hows the weather ? its fucking shite here

NEET 05/02/2021 (Sun) 00:28:36 [Preview] No.346919 del
Sunny and still right now. Meant to be getting 15-25mm today.

NEET 05/02/2021 (Sun) 00:48:36 [Preview] No.346920 del
Got a big black instant and a glass of mineral water on deck. Going to try get a big walk in while the weather is good. Back is kind of just but it loosening up slowly.

NEET 05/02/2021 (Sun) 00:51:30 [Preview] No.346921 del
I'll give you a big black instant.

NEET 05/02/2021 (Sun) 01:01:17 [Preview] No.346922 del
Blend 43? robert timms? International roast?

NEET 05/02/2021 (Sun) 01:04:50 [Preview] No.346923 del
Mate, for you it'd be a syrupy cafee aurora.

NEET 05/02/2021 (Sun) 01:05:05 [Preview] No.346924 del
nosey old mate next door worked out I had the corvette in the carport and asked if he could come and have a look at it

NEET 05/02/2021 (Sun) 01:07:41 [Preview] No.346925 del
>have choof because it's quiet
>first thing I do is text workers about shit that can wit til Monday

NEET 05/02/2021 (Sun) 01:08:47 [Preview] No.346926 del
Let him take it for a spin

NEET 05/02/2021 (Sun) 01:09:13 [Preview] No.346927 del
Next he'll be asking to borrow the helen barrel.

NEET 05/02/2021 (Sun) 01:10:39 [Preview] No.346928 del
I said I'd take him for a drive when I've fixed a few things this fortnight.

NEET 05/02/2021 (Sun) 01:12:51 [Preview] No.346930 del
>cruising with Webbo

NEET 05/02/2021 (Sun) 01:18:37 [Preview] No.346931 del
He's pretty cooked.

NEET 05/02/2021 (Sun) 01:21:59 [Preview] No.346932 del
That was nice of you.

NEET 05/02/2021 (Sun) 01:22:16 [Preview] No.346933 del
but wasn't that game also the buggiest shit ever and got withdrawn from sale in like a week?

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