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NEET General #346 - Ancient History Edition NEET 05/02/2021 (Sun) 09:18:50 [Preview] No. 347075
Do we need a vault to store Pepes to protect them for future generations?

OLD: >>346096


NEET 05/02/2021 (Sun) 09:19:39 [Preview] No.347076 del


NEET 05/02/2021 (Sun) 09:21:09 [Preview] No.347077 del
>>347076
J U S T


NEET 05/02/2021 (Sun) 09:39:34 [Preview] No.347105 del
I wish a giant boulder would roll on Nuro


NEET 05/02/2021 (Sun) 09:39:49 [Preview] No.347106 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=t_I-8eK136U [Embed]


NEET 05/02/2021 (Sun) 09:41:41 [Preview] No.347107 del
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Wage tomorrow.


NEET 05/02/2021 (Sun) 09:41:51 [Preview] No.347108 del
>>347105
He won't be catching any land whales anytime soon.


NEET 05/02/2021 (Sun) 09:41:57 [Preview] No.347109 del
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>>347105
Will an Exec do?


NEET 05/02/2021 (Sun) 09:42:43 [Preview] No.347110 del
>>347107
Good pepe


NEET 05/02/2021 (Sun) 09:45:54 [Preview] No.347111 del


NEET 05/02/2021 (Sun) 09:48:30 [Preview] No.347112 del
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doot doot


NEET 05/02/2021 (Sun) 09:51:56 [Preview] No.347113 del
>>347112
cemen!


NEET 05/02/2021 (Sun) 09:54:10 [Preview] No.347114 del
>>347112
>>347113
Good old Cemen


NEET 05/02/2021 (Sun) 09:56:08 [Preview] No.347115 del
>>347109
Imagine the smell in that room.


NEET 05/02/2021 (Sun) 09:57:44 [Preview] No.347116 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ao77ZUCQNnY [Embed]


NEET 05/02/2021 (Sun) 10:01:03 [Preview] No.347117 del
We've had family guy for 22 years.


NEET 05/02/2021 (Sun) 10:04:01 [Preview] No.347118 del
>>347117
I can barely watch it.


NEET 05/02/2021 (Sun) 10:04:49 [Preview] No.347119 del
>>347117
double or triple that if you consider American Dad and that Cleveland nigger one are more of the same


NEET 05/02/2021 (Sun) 10:05:41 [Preview] No.347120 del
>>347092
Yeah, just got back from a neet nightwalk around melbourne. The clouds are full of lightning.


NEET 05/02/2021 (Sun) 10:06:19 [Preview] No.347121 del
>>347120
Good thing you left your foil at at home!


NEET 05/02/2021 (Sun) 10:06:22 [Preview] No.347122 del
>>347075
When I was a little kid I assumed I was going to grow up to be an archaeologist, like my hero indiana jones.


NEET 05/02/2021 (Sun) 10:07:39 [Preview] No.347123 del
>>347122
I am not sure what was worse: learning there was nothing like that to discover in the first place, or that if there was, none of the booby traps would work after hundreds or thousands of years.


NEET 05/02/2021 (Sun) 10:08:06 [Preview] No.347124 del
I want more photos of neet bodies, like the good old days


NEET 05/02/2021 (Sun) 10:08:30 [Preview] No.347125 del
>>347116
Wonderful.


NEET 05/02/2021 (Sun) 10:10:37 [Preview] No.347126 del
>>347122
You can still be. Get a stick and poke around NEET depth charges. Be careful.


NEET 05/02/2021 (Sun) 10:11:11 [Preview] No.347127 del
>>347124
Spending hours edging for a new image.


NEET 05/02/2021 (Sun) 10:12:46 [Preview] No.347128 del
>>347124
Now I'm thinking of that Pasito can


NEET 05/02/2021 (Sun) 10:14:14 [Preview] No.347129 del
fuck, 4 hours of meetings tomrrow


NEET 05/02/2021 (Sun) 10:15:15 [Preview] No.347130 del
>>347129
Mute them.


NEET 05/02/2021 (Sun) 10:16:31 [Preview] No.347131 del
I have 6 hours and all in person.


NEET 05/02/2021 (Sun) 10:17:15 [Preview] No.347132 del
Actually, probably about 4


NEET 05/02/2021 (Sun) 10:17:18 [Preview] No.347133 del
>>347130
they're all in person


NEET 05/02/2021 (Sun) 10:17:35 [Preview] No.347134 del
>>347129
Have a six pack handy.


NEET 05/02/2021 (Sun) 10:17:55 [Preview] No.347135 del
>>347131
Have a 12 pack handy.


NEET 05/02/2021 (Sun) 10:19:23 [Preview] No.347136 del
>>347123
Yeah, I could never figure out how traps like the sliding spiked gate at the start of raiders of the lost ark would work.


NEET 05/02/2021 (Sun) 10:20:54 [Preview] No.347137 del
>>347075
i am so haapy you stoile my pepe

Good evening NEETS, got some thai on the way home comfy as fuck
:)


NEET 05/02/2021 (Sun) 10:22:35 [Preview] No.347138 del
>>347136
or where the compressed air for darts and stuff comes from


NEET 05/02/2021 (Sun) 10:24:52 [Preview] No.347139 del
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NEET 05/02/2021 (Sun) 10:26:20 [Preview] No.347140 del
>>347138
Why do you think the pajeets have run out of bottled oxygen.


NEET 05/02/2021 (Sun) 10:26:46 [Preview] No.347141 del
>>347139
give doggo a sanga


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>>347139
NEETnipple


NEET 05/02/2021 (Sun) 10:28:56 [Preview] No.347143 del
>>347139
Our kegs are almost comparable


NEET 05/02/2021 (Sun) 10:30:51 [Preview] No.347144 del
>>347138
I figured they were spring or crossbow loaded.


NEET 05/02/2021 (Sun) 10:32:07 [Preview] No.347145 del
>tfw incorrigible


NEET 05/02/2021 (Sun) 10:32:32 [Preview] No.347146 del
I hope reincarnation is real.


NEET 05/02/2021 (Sun) 10:33:23 [Preview] No.347147 del
>>347146
Surely once around is enough.


NEET 05/02/2021 (Sun) 10:33:36 [Preview] No.347148 del
>>347141
He got a half, once it had cooled.
>>347142
I knew your type would like it.
>>347143
I have weak shoulders so it looks worse.
I look like ET.


NEET 05/02/2021 (Sun) 10:34:05 [Preview] No.347149 del
>>347147
God has a sense of humour.


NEET 05/02/2021 (Sun) 10:34:41 [Preview] No.347150 del
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>>347146
You want to come back as terrence


NEET 05/02/2021 (Sun) 10:35:28 [Preview] No.347151 del
>>347133
Find one of those universal remotes. I believe that there was a movie about it. That way you can fast forward through them.


NEET 05/02/2021 (Sun) 10:35:29 [Preview] No.347152 del
>>347144
the bows would take a set or the strings would rot
springs would similarly take a set or rust into place


NEET 05/02/2021 (Sun) 10:35:29 [Preview] No.347153 del
>>347148
>I knew your type would like it.
I need somthing to wank to.


NEET 05/02/2021 (Sun) 10:35:31 [Preview] No.347154 del
>>347150
Gone too soon. RIP.


NEET 05/02/2021 (Sun) 10:36:41 [Preview] No.347156 del
>>347154
He ended up in the bin with Helen


NEET 05/02/2021 (Sun) 10:36:51 [Preview] No.347157 del
>>347153
Hows life been, what have you been up to?


NEET 05/02/2021 (Sun) 10:37:23 [Preview] No.347158 del
>>347137
I use to do that with all the older threads I made. Pick a good Pepe and use it.


NEET 05/02/2021 (Sun) 10:37:29 [Preview] No.347159 del
Watching an old documentary on the training of the navy seals. Out of a class of 170 recruits they have exactly one nigger. Wondering if he's gonna make it to the end.


NEET 05/02/2021 (Sun) 10:37:44 [Preview] No.347160 del
>>347139
The acquisition of power.


NEET 05/02/2021 (Sun) 10:37:45 [Preview] No.347161 del
>>347156
I looked in it today.
I have some old rugs over the top of the garden bed, letting it compost.
I should put everything in that bin on it too.


NEET 05/02/2021 (Sun) 10:38:30 [Preview] No.347162 del
>>347150
His power is so great his arse is reshaping the very bench he sits upon. Do you think he's a 7xl?


NEET 05/02/2021 (Sun) 10:38:32 [Preview] No.347163 del
>>347145
Do the needful.


NEET 05/02/2021 (Sun) 10:38:45 [Preview] No.347164 del
>>347157
Just wanking


NEET 05/02/2021 (Sun) 10:39:52 [Preview] No.347165 del
>>347150
RIP.

>>347156
>>347161
It's going to take a while with Terrence in there.


NEET 05/02/2021 (Sun) 10:39:56 [Preview] No.347166 del
>>347164
Oh yeah, it's a good hobby.


NEET 05/02/2021 (Sun) 10:41:21 [Preview] No.347167 del
Garn crash
Night.


NEET 05/02/2021 (Sun) 10:42:11 [Preview] No.347168 del
>>347162
He's shaped like a pear, 4xl on top until you get to his hip-arse area where he would be a 8xl.


NEET 05/02/2021 (Sun) 10:43:03 [Preview] No.347169 del
>>347167
Night m8


NEET 05/02/2021 (Sun) 10:46:45 [Preview] No.347170 del
>>347168
Shapely


NEET 05/02/2021 (Sun) 10:47:07 [Preview] No.347171 del
>>347167
Good night NEET. Sleep tight.


NEET 05/02/2021 (Sun) 10:47:32 [Preview] No.347172 del


NEET 05/02/2021 (Sun) 10:50:03 [Preview] No.347173 del
>>347159
The nigger's just been taken to the medical bay, after becoming unresponsive, confused, then babbling. They're giving him water and some sort of syrup. I kinda feel sorry for the guy.


NEET 05/02/2021 (Sun) 10:54:03 [Preview] No.347174 del
>>347173
he did well to make it that far
niggers generally can't swim, due to living in urban ghettos
the armed forces actually have to teach them how to swim during boot camp


NEET 05/02/2021 (Sun) 10:56:34 [Preview] No.347175 del
>>347116
Do gooks believe in magic?


NEET 05/02/2021 (Sun) 10:59:32 [Preview] No.347176 del
>>347173
He'll be fine.


NEET 05/02/2021 (Sun) 11:01:51 [Preview] No.347177 del
Thinking about monks old interlocker


NEET 05/02/2021 (Sun) 11:02:23 [Preview] No.347178 del
I'm 11.6 standoes deep but not feeling affected at all.
Might have to gar some more just to confident I can fall asleep. It's 9 oclock and I've only got a red top left.


NEET 05/02/2021 (Sun) 11:04:30 [Preview] No.347179 del
>>347178
so you'll drive to work tomorrow morning with 18-20 under your belt?


NEET 05/02/2021 (Sun) 11:07:42 [Preview] No.347181 del
>>347179
I'm only 0.04. Started at 12:30, took it slow.


NEET 05/02/2021 (Sun) 11:08:54 [Preview] No.347182 del
>>347179
The most important part of safe driving is feeling confident and relaxed.


NEET 05/02/2021 (Sun) 11:12:38 [Preview] No.347184 del
>>347181
do you have car insurance yet?


NEET 05/02/2021 (Sun) 11:15:31 [Preview] No.347185 del
Good night NEETs. Sleep tight.


NEET 05/02/2021 (Sun) 11:20:38 [Preview] No.347186 del


NEET 05/02/2021 (Sun) 11:21:06 [Preview] No.347187 del
>>347185
Goodnight


NEET 05/02/2021 (Sun) 11:22:53 [Preview] No.347188 del
>>347186
Who is your insurer and what is your policy number? We need to check.


NEET 05/02/2021 (Sun) 11:24:46 [Preview] No.347189 del
>>347188
Heh
RACV, a grand a year. They had an option where you can pay later. I'll pay after pay day.


NEET 05/02/2021 (Sun) 11:29:58 [Preview] No.347190 del
>>347173
The seals are all in a line sitting in each other's laps, in what looks like a seriously gay position. I don't think they care though, because they've all got hypothermia from being in the cold ocean. The nigger is being chewed out by the instructor again.


NEET 05/02/2021 (Sun) 11:31:42 [Preview] No.347191 del
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9534739/Hunt-Pakistani-sailor-jumped-ship-snuck-Australia.html
> Urgent hunt for Pakistani sailor who jumped off a livestock ship and snuck into Australia in a huge Covid-19 quarantine breach - as the rest of the crew demand ASYLUM Down Under


NEET 05/02/2021 (Sun) 11:35:10 [Preview] No.347192 del
Watching Ex Machina (2015)
Time flies. I remember when it came out.


NEET 05/02/2021 (Sun) 11:36:08 [Preview] No.347193 del
>>347190
Ok, the nigger just quit on day 4 of the 6 month seal training. He insisted it's not because it's too hard but because he has some family issue at home.


NEET 05/02/2021 (Sun) 11:36:30 [Preview] No.347194 del
>>347192
I still think of 2015 as really recent.


NEET 05/02/2021 (Sun) 11:37:43 [Preview] No.347195 del
>>347194
I still think of 2011 as really recent
Somehow I feel like everything kinda change in 2012/2013


NEET 05/02/2021 (Sun) 11:39:41 [Preview] No.347196 del
>>347192
What is about?


NEET 05/02/2021 (Sun) 11:47:01 [Preview] No.347197 del
Why would some big brain build mexican lookin robot


NEET 05/02/2021 (Sun) 11:48:14 [Preview] No.347198 del
Webber is an Android programmed to eat sausages and be a racist.


NEET 05/02/2021 (Sun) 11:50:53 [Preview] No.347199 del
Did a poo like rabbit poos in gravy. Easy to get out, but the sauce residue has irritated the anus hole.


NEET 05/02/2021 (Sun) 11:51:16 [Preview] No.347200 del
Webby could dunk in high school.


NEET 05/02/2021 (Sun) 11:52:11 [Preview] No.347201 del
>>347200
Certainly bent the netball hoops


NEET 05/02/2021 (Sun) 11:52:59 [Preview] No.347202 del
Webber hooked up with an awkward looking goth girl at DEFCON once


NEET 05/02/2021 (Sun) 11:56:08 [Preview] No.347203 del
>>347202
That wasn't a girl.


NEET 05/02/2021 (Sun) 11:58:28 [Preview] No.347204 del
It was Possum in a wig


NEET 05/02/2021 (Sun) 11:59:35 [Preview] No.347205 del
auswho?


NEET 05/02/2021 (Sun) 12:01:06 [Preview] No.347206 del
>>347205
Wagies, two uni students and one guy on dsp


NEET 05/02/2021 (Sun) 12:02:28 [Preview] No.347207 del
noot is a state of mind, like genda


NEET 05/02/2021 (Sun) 12:03:01 [Preview] No.347208 del
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tfw no 8/10 morbidly obese tranny goth girl gf


NEET 05/02/2021 (Sun) 12:20:05 [Preview] No.347209 del
What the fuck am I doing


NEET 05/02/2021 (Sun) 12:21:22 [Preview] No.347210 del
>>347209
Wasting your life.


NEET 05/02/2021 (Sun) 12:34:07 [Preview] No.347211 del


NEET 05/02/2021 (Sun) 12:37:02 [Preview] No.347212 del
I want a do over bros. I didn’t things could turn out this badly.


NEET 05/02/2021 (Sun) 13:00:35 [Preview] No.347213 del
>>347212
Everything will be ok. Its a new week, we're getting our shit together.


NEET 05/02/2021 (Sun) 13:02:13 [Preview] No.347214 del
There should be a screening process for being
Able to buy alcohol.


NEET 05/02/2021 (Sun) 13:03:56 [Preview] No.347215 del
Ate too much tofu, feeling bloated.


NEET 05/02/2021 (Sun) 13:09:17 [Preview] No.347216 del
>>347215
How did you cook it bro?


NEET 05/02/2021 (Sun) 13:16:30 [Preview] No.347217 del
>screening
SHALL NOT


NEET 05/02/2021 (Sun) 13:21:03 [Preview] No.347218 del
>>347217
It’s ruining my life


NEET 05/02/2021 (Sun) 13:22:31 [Preview] No.347219 del
>>347216
I made mapu tofu, didn't bother blanching the tofu because the packaged variety is never pungent like the shit you buy from grandma Yi's bucket.

Lots of Djoubanjiang, black fermended soya beans- many things


NEET 05/02/2021 (Sun) 13:24:33 [Preview] No.347220 del
>>347218
Anyone can quit drinking.
I had to try several times but I got there.
I found it easier at first to cut back when I drank then how much I drank.
Then one day I was just like "yea nah fuck it" and I've been sober ever since


NEET 05/02/2021 (Sun) 13:27:09 [Preview] No.347221 del
I bring news from the other chans.
4pol just trashed bunkerpol- seemingly for no reason.
Being so gay and having so few users, there are now more IP's in the gulag than actually active.
Some grieving is ongoing


NEET 05/02/2021 (Sun) 13:38:45 [Preview] No.347222 del
>>347220
That’s awesome mate. How much did you use to drink?
I’m on about 12 a night. Trying to sleep sober is the hardest part. Dunno if it’s some mild withdrawal or other mental Heath ailments but trying to go to sleep without the standos sweet caress is hell. I get in such an agitated state, like schitzed out irrational thoughts, disjointed thinking process. Even have had hallucinations trying to sleep sober, shadow figure in the doorway which I posted about a few weeks ago.
What do?


NEET 05/02/2021 (Sun) 13:42:05 [Preview] No.347223 del
>>347182
Which can be achieved through more alcohol.


NEET 05/02/2021 (Sun) 13:42:50 [Preview] No.347224 del
>>347219
Sounds tremendous
When I lived with my sister who was vegan at the time she made all kinds of shit with tofu. BBQ seasoned tofu burgers weed delish.


NEET 05/02/2021 (Sun) 13:43:08 [Preview] No.347225 del
Just watched the true history of the Kelly gang.
Not bad but not very historical.


NEET 05/02/2021 (Sun) 13:43:42 [Preview] No.347226 del
>>347137
>my pepe


NEET 05/02/2021 (Sun) 13:45:38 [Preview] No.347227 del
>>347212
Reincarnation has to be real.


NEET 05/02/2021 (Sun) 13:48:33 [Preview] No.347228 del
Stone sober. 6.5 hrs until the alarm.


NEET 05/02/2021 (Sun) 13:48:42 [Preview] No.347229 del
>>347222
Try naltrexone.
It works for me, but I still have sleeping issues, which I solve with alcohol given the lack of anything better being available. When I take it I don't even like the first ~4 drinks. Have to give it credit for working as advertised. Shameful perhaps to take it I know, not being able to shake it yourself etc, but if you really wanna stop then why not I guess.


NEET 05/02/2021 (Sun) 13:49:48 [Preview] No.347230 del
>>347227
Rather just go to heaven. Whatever that might be. Eternal
Unity with god. Life is fucked. The fact our souls recognise suffering implies there must be an opposite. Jesus came to earth and said he came
From and knew the other side .
Fuck even just going to the void and passing into non existence would be better than reincarnation.


NEET 05/02/2021 (Sun) 15:02:12 [Preview] No.347231 del
>POV: You're getting a red top from an otherwise largely empty fridge and agreeing with yourself that you're wanking from home half a day tomorrow

/ausneets/


NEET 05/02/2021 (Sun) 15:29:26 [Preview] No.347232 del
>>347222
I was doing about 500ml of whiskey a night, so I wasn't that deep into it.
If I had weighed twice as much I would drunk twice as much, so quitting wouldn't have been so easy- but it's just a matter of how many attempts you have to make.

Sleep is the last thing you get back when you stop drinking, and a big reason why a lot of people start in the first place.
It can take months for you to start sleeping again properly, long term it's a big source of relapse.

Agitation is another big reason people start drinking to begin with and honestly we are all agitated to some degree.
>>347224
You can prepare tofu in a lot of ways, but this is the general order
>blanch
>press
>marinade
>cook
If you're only going to do one of these then press the tofu, if you don't remove the water it won't cook well and will taste like cardboard.
Tofu is cheap and healthy, even people who eat meat should consider eating at least some.


NEET 05/02/2021 (Sun) 15:35:13 [Preview] No.347233 del
>>347232
>Sleep is the last thing you get back when you stop drinking, and a big reason why a lot of people start in the first place.
Aint that the truth


NEET 05/02/2021 (Sun) 15:46:04 [Preview] No.347234 del
>>347233
We live in unnatural industrialized societies, in a maze of fences and timetables- stress is a natural reaction to an unnatural lifestyle.


NEET 05/02/2021 (Sun) 16:09:13 [Preview] No.347235 del
>>347192
I havent seen this one, i think the torrent was wierd or something.


NEET 05/02/2021 (Sun) 16:11:37 [Preview] No.347236 del
pay office fuck up. I think I'm owed about a grand but it'll take weeks to correct.


NEET 05/02/2021 (Sun) 16:14:17 [Preview] No.347237 del
>>347235
I personally consider it a modern sci-fi classic.


NEET 05/02/2021 (Sun) 18:20:53 [Preview] No.347238 del
Morning neets. 4 in the morning, may as well start the day.


NEET 05/02/2021 (Sun) 20:49:14 [Preview] No.347239 del
How do reddit faggots refer to themselves? is is "hows it going normie? being a normie is great"


NEET 05/02/2021 (Sun) 20:50:57 [Preview] No.347240 del
>>347231
I like this meme.


NEET 05/02/2021 (Sun) 20:52:18 [Preview] No.347241 del


NEET 05/02/2021 (Sun) 20:52:53 [Preview] No.347242 del
>>347238
Morning


NEET 05/02/2021 (Sun) 21:31:45 [Preview] No.347243 del
I better get ready. Another fucking week.


NEET 05/02/2021 (Sun) 21:31:57 [Preview] No.347244 del
>>347238
Morning 4amNEET
>>347242
Morning.


NEET 05/02/2021 (Sun) 21:32:55 [Preview] No.347245 del


NEET 05/02/2021 (Sun) 21:35:30 [Preview] No.347246 del
>>347187
(You)

>>347191
He'll be deported.

>>347209
Wanking the night away.

>>347215
How much?

>>347221
>Some grieving is ongoing
What?

>>347231
thicc.

>>347238
>>347242
>>347244
>>347245
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 05/02/2021 (Sun) 21:36:35 [Preview] No.347247 del


NEET 05/02/2021 (Sun) 21:36:56 [Preview] No.347248 del
>>347246
Morning


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>>347242
>>347244
>>347245
>>347246
Morning neets. What are we up to today?


NEET 05/02/2021 (Sun) 21:41:02 [Preview] No.347250 del
>>347245
>>347247
>>347248
Morning I have missed a few before and after.


NEET 05/02/2021 (Sun) 21:41:34 [Preview] No.347251 del
>>347249
Morning, university assignments.


NEET 05/02/2021 (Sun) 21:47:00 [Preview] No.347252 del
Sydney has terrible air quality in parts due to back burning:
https://www.dpie.nsw.gov.au/air-quality/air-quality-concentration-data-updated-hourly


NEET 05/02/2021 (Sun) 21:50:59 [Preview] No.347253 del
>>347252
Dumb hippies. We should just bulldoze a few hundred square miles around sydney and cover it with concrete.


NEET 05/02/2021 (Sun) 21:59:01 [Preview] No.347254 del
Just heard someone opening my front window. Turns out there's a guy here to clean the windows.


NEET 05/02/2021 (Sun) 21:59:42 [Preview] No.347255 del
>>347253
It the increasing density because they keep burning to protect property in places where there wasn't properties 10 years ago. It's foul.

I have a stuffed nose until midday when it hopefully clears. I hate it because it I feel it gets worse until the the rain comes when it all slows down and stops.

>>347254
That sounds like a nice surprise.


NEET 05/02/2021 (Sun) 22:00:07 [Preview] No.347256 del
>>347254
bit weird he didn't say hello first


NEET 05/02/2021 (Sun) 22:00:49 [Preview] No.347257 del
>>347249
>>347250
>>347251
Morning.
Fantasising while showering about living in the Philippines and doing my weight in heroin and covering cuties in coconut oil.


NEET 05/02/2021 (Sun) 22:01:05 [Preview] No.347258 del
>>347254
Sounds like cuddle.


NEET 05/02/2021 (Sun) 22:02:55 [Preview] No.347259 del
'Toad, Toad, wake up. It is May now.'

'What?' said Toad. 'Can it be May so soon?'

'Yes,' said Frog. 'Look at your calendar.'

Toad looked at the calendar. The May page was on top. 'Why, it is May!'


NEET 05/02/2021 (Sun) 22:07:53 [Preview] No.347260 del
>>347257
Morning. It wouldn't last.


NEET 05/02/2021 (Sun) 22:12:08 [Preview] No.347261 del
>>347259
They need need to ban the wind in the willows for promoting harmful racial stereotypes about weasels.


NEET 05/02/2021 (Sun) 22:26:06 [Preview] No.347263 del
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9534003/Victorias-Russell-Hill-Carol-Clay-disappearance-baffles-police-pursue-vital-clues.html
>A mobile phone charger is believed to have set their campsite on fire and burned their tent, table and camping chairs.
[...]
>Detectives have believed since December that their attackers torched their campsite to destroy forensic evidence of a crime.
[...]
>Mr Kelly said the scene suggested the fire was short and hot, which was likely caused by an accelerant - such as the gas canisters inside the tent.

The absolute state of journalism in this country.


NEET 05/02/2021 (Sun) 22:37:50 [Preview] No.347264 del
>>347262
I don't know why anyone would live there unless you have a lot of money.

>>347263
DailyMail probably pays cents on the dollars so the more you publish the more you make.


NEET 05/02/2021 (Sun) 22:52:46 [Preview] No.347265 del
>>347255
https://webcamsydney.com/
RIP sydney neets. Press 'f' to pay your respects to those who just choked to death on smoke.


NEET 05/02/2021 (Sun) 22:57:58 [Preview] No.347266 del
>>347265
>RIP sydney neets
It's cleared up where I am but that part is a basin that that stagnates.


NEET 05/02/2021 (Sun) 22:59:57 [Preview] No.347267 del
>>347249
Spending the morning watching hackthebox videos.


NEET 05/02/2021 (Sun) 23:01:57 [Preview] No.347268 del
>>347267
you should be watching boong porn instead


NEET 05/02/2021 (Sun) 23:13:15 [Preview] No.347269 del
Mongerins
Bit taxed, wanking from home for half a day
Finally free of the after hours phone


NEET 05/02/2021 (Sun) 23:18:40 [Preview] No.347270 del
I've done five poos this morning.
Very anxious about an online mid-semester test in 10 minutes.
I am all pooed out thank god.
I am pretty sure this is the most poos I have ever done in a single day.


NEET 05/02/2021 (Sun) 23:19:15 [Preview] No.347271 del
>>347268
I can do both. Why do you think I have a dual monitor setup?


NEET 05/02/2021 (Sun) 23:24:37 [Preview] No.347272 del
>>347269
Morning NEET.

>>347270
I have done three poos.
Good luck on your test.


NEET 05/02/2021 (Sun) 23:28:41 [Preview] No.347273 del
>>347270
Did you film it? The guinness book of records might not accept your claim without video proof.


NEET 05/02/2021 (Sun) 23:49:21 [Preview] No.347274 del
Wu-Tang on, a tear and share with my black instant, morning e-mails and some wank plans in the back of my mind. This is how wageing is meant to be. Offices can suck my sweaty ballsack


NEET 05/02/2021 (Sun) 23:57:46 [Preview] No.347275 del
>>347274
>Offices can suck my sweaty ballsack
Do you at least do the needful cloth on the chair?


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 00:01:49 [Preview] No.347276 del
>>347270
Good luck neet


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 00:11:51 [Preview] No.347277 del
Morning bros. Having a black instant. Woke up deservedly taxed.


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 00:21:14 [Preview] No.347278 del
>>347277
Morn
Many standoes?


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 00:26:35 [Preview] No.347279 del
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>>347278
Just 10. Probably drank them a bit too quick.

On the heineken 0s tonight.


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 00:27:05 [Preview] No.347280 del
>>347277
Morning NEET.


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 00:30:10 [Preview] No.347281 del
>>347279
Might get on the 0s tonight too.
Gonna do a bunch of running around and stuff even after dark to keep myself occupied.
Hopefully I can make it home early enough to finally try that new gym.


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 00:39:56 [Preview] No.347282 del
Disappointing wank


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 00:54:08 [Preview] No.347283 del
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Good Morning Neeties

>>347249
i slept in so absolutely nothing.


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 01:02:46 [Preview] No.347284 del
>>347283
Good morning Nuro.


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 01:08:49 [Preview] No.347285 del
>>347284
mornin'


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 01:11:47 [Preview] No.347286 del
Still a little bit too taxed for the office. Hopefully I'm decent enough by lunch time when I planned on going in


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 01:14:20 [Preview] No.347287 del
> keen to hear the news
> turn on abc
> 15 minutes about 2 covid cases in WA

woe


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 01:15:09 [Preview] No.347288 del
>>347286
seems like thats doable

i thought today was a public holiday ?


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 01:17:00 [Preview] No.347289 del
>>347288
only in qld and nt, both of which should be nuked imho


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 01:24:13 [Preview] No.347290 del
>>347289
State of basedness and prime unna state, why?


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 01:25:16 [Preview] No.347291 del
>>347287
Hundreds of thousands are diagnosed in India.


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 01:28:59 [Preview] No.347292 del
>>347287
>2
India's got like 400,000 new cases just today. The magic of open air defecation.


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 01:30:20 [Preview] No.347293 del
>>347289
> t. seething melbournian


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 01:33:15 [Preview] No.347294 del
What if the virus mutates in india into a deadlier strain and wipes out most the pajeets, the bodies piled just as high as the shit in streets? How greatly would humanity be set back?


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 01:45:21 [Preview] No.347296 del
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Spent the morning cleaning doors and walls, and around the windows in the kitchen as grease etc builds up quick, windows are open to air the place out as I think today will be the last reasonable warm day. Having leftover stir fry for lunch.


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 02:04:31 [Preview] No.347297 del
Me when I am older


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 02:09:10 [Preview] No.347298 del
>>347292
>The magic of open air defecation.
kek

>>347294
I think India has many issues they haven't addressed and all of them are making it worse.

>>347295
Hopefully it is good news.

>>347296
Very productive NEET.

Looks like a nice filling meal.


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 02:13:46 [Preview] No.347299 del
Wage. Wage is death.


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 02:15:00 [Preview] No.347300 del
(25.57 KB 600x600 1613337281605.jpg)


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 02:15:17 [Preview] No.347301 del
>>347299
Wage is woe. Many such cases.


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 02:15:46 [Preview] No.347302 del
>>347300
post the bottom half with the bum bum


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 02:18:11 [Preview] No.347303 del
>>347300
Reminds of that image with the duck looks suggestively towards the camera.


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 02:18:52 [Preview] No.347304 del
>>347303
they both remind me of Possum


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 02:19:49 [Preview] No.347305 del
>>347300
hey cool it with the antisemitism


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 02:20:39 [Preview] No.347306 del
>>347304
That reminds me of the soap holder.


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 02:27:46 [Preview] No.347307 del
Erotic content
NOW!


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 02:31:28 [Preview] No.347308 del
(80.27 KB 110x100 776291540406239242.gif)


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 02:32:02 [Preview] No.347309 del
>>347308
Rage Wage driving.


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 02:43:10 [Preview] No.347310 del
Preparing to go to the office.
Hangover anxiety is picking up, good thing the boss called in sick today


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 02:44:56 [Preview] No.347311 del
(65.47 KB 800x800 yello.jpeg)
Just had a listen to the first few tracks of this, now I'm thinking Pizza later with a few beers and really crank it up and maybe look around and see if Yello have anymore atmos albums.


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 02:49:31 [Preview] No.347312 del
(26.63 KB 600x600 1619389940111.png)


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 02:52:58 [Preview] No.347313 del
>>347311
https://rutracker.org/forum/viewtopic.php?t=6035811

https://rutracker.org/forum/viewtopic.php?t=6021596

keke one ahead of you, listened to a DSD rip last year.

Yello is one of nuros favorite bands, got all their early stuff on vinyl

favourite is Stella


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 02:58:31 [Preview] No.347314 del
>>347310
Good luck.


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 03:06:47 [Preview] No.347315 del
>>347311
Nuro was once the frontman for yello in the 80s, before artistic differences made him leave and launch his solo career as a noted synthwave artist.


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 03:14:28 [Preview] No.347316 del
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>>347315
kek yello did start off as a 3 piece


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 03:15:03 [Preview] No.347317 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=lsile6MA2QU [Embed]


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 03:22:11 [Preview] No.347319 del
>>347318
Hearty kek


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 03:22:57 [Preview] No.347320 del
>>347313
A bit of looking around I found another atmos version (flac)
https://rutracker.org/forum/viewtopic.php?t=5991619
so I will download this as well, Doesn't say but the links you posted dont mention that its in Atmos, I may just download them anyway and check


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 03:23:21 [Preview] No.347321 del
>>346996
>those thins ones are under rated. good choice.
They have always been one of my favourites.
>>347001
The hospital staff are probably used to most pajeets turning up to emergency jut because their kid has a mild fever or sore throat and don't really take this sort of stuff seriously.
>>347019
Looks comfy.
>>347081
It was stormy last night ay.
19 degrees today in Shitbourne, dropped the car off at the mechanics, decided last night that I'm going to try and have a couple of sober weeks, worrying about what all this gooning is doing to my liver.


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 03:31:43 [Preview] No.347322 del
>>347320
no all my shit is high resolution 2ch for my Hiby R3 pro sabre


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 03:32:23 [Preview] No.347323 del
>>347321
> I'm going to try and have a couple of sober weeks, worrying about what all this gooning is doing to my liver.

Seems like its do-able


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 03:34:33 [Preview] No.347324 del
The cute bug girl is in the office today
I feel anxious about talking to her


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 03:34:53 [Preview] No.347325 del
Got a throbbing sound in one ear, wondering if I'm developing high blood pressure.


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 03:35:23 [Preview] No.347326 del
>>347324
Give her a cuddle.


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 03:37:19 [Preview] No.347327 del
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>>347325
Maybe a giant slug crawled into one of your ears.


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 03:39:51 [Preview] No.347328 del
>>347321
>decided last night that I'm going to try and have a couple of sober weeks
Good luck.


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 03:40:43 [Preview] No.347329 del
>>347327
I think his chances of swallowing a spider are higher.


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 03:50:15 [Preview] No.347330 del
>>347323
I was thinking of that post earlier.
>>347328
Thanks.


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 03:53:29 [Preview] No.347331 del
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dont cry for me

im already dead


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 04:00:25 [Preview] No.347332 del
>>347321
>I'm going to try and have a couple of sober weeks
...next year, after all, you don't want to rush these things.


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 04:09:14 [Preview] No.347333 del
>>347331
Should we each attend our local Dan's for the Wake?


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 04:28:14 [Preview] No.347334 del
>>347332
I'm not scared of your iron bar anymore Dan.


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 04:29:28 [Preview] No.347335 del
Wage schitz


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 04:35:30 [Preview] No.347337 del
well fuck me, today is a nice clear sunny day despite the weather report saying other wise.

and i wasted all my fortes over the past few miserable days. reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee this always fucking happens


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 04:39:26 [Preview] No.347338 del
>>347337
>reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee this always fucking happens
When is the next doctors appointment?

Do you have enough goon to keep going till then?


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 04:40:32 [Preview] No.347339 del
Bought a light purple hoodie from kmart. Only colour in big boy 3xl. I probably look like a poof.


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 04:45:14 [Preview] No.347340 del
>>347339
>3xl
Get out, skellie scum.


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 04:58:26 [Preview] No.347341 del
back from lunc


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 05:05:44 [Preview] No.347342 del
>>347341
Good meal?


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 05:06:03 [Preview] No.347343 del
>>347339
>Bought a light purple hoodie from kmart.
Wear it with NEET pride.


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 05:08:07 [Preview] No.347344 del
>>347342
It was a bit wanky, so I had one arancini ball and some bread off the entree share platter, and a chicken boiger off the specials menu.


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 05:15:28 [Preview] No.347345 del
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NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 05:15:31 [Preview] No.347346 del
>>347344
Sounds nice.

>arancini ball
When fresh and well warmed they are great. I have had them microwaved to heat them up and it can fucked them up.

I wonder why that file is a PDF if the text is not select-able?


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 05:15:53 [Preview] No.347347 del


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 05:18:42 [Preview] No.347348 del
Turns out my favourite bug lady is married. Never knew that.
Productive wage day somehow. Sitting around waiting to go home


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 05:19:31 [Preview] No.347349 del
>>347348
>Productive wage day somehow.
Good.

>Sitting around waiting to go home
Rage drive home?


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 05:23:46 [Preview] No.347350 del
>>347345
Dark but clever humor. I like it


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 05:57:17 [Preview] No.347351 del
Another day off spent on the computer. I really need to get a life.


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 06:01:34 [Preview] No.347352 del
>>347351
You've already perfected your existence my friend.


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 06:04:18 [Preview] No.347353 del
>>347352
Not NEET you are responding to but I have always liked that image.


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 06:07:09 [Preview] No.347354 del
>>347349
Call drive home. Overcome with relaxation after finishing on call


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 06:07:28 [Preview] No.347355 del
Calm*


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 06:09:02 [Preview] No.347356 del
>>347354
>>347355
Then enjoying a refreshing drink when you get home?


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 06:10:12 [Preview] No.347357 del
>>347356
Maybe much later at night. The other neets are considering sobriety, I don’t wanna get mogged
wage squirtin


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 06:10:39 [Preview] No.347358 del
>>347357
Perhaps you need some Metamucil.


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 06:13:44 [Preview] No.347359 del
>>347358
Orally?


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 06:36:23 [Preview] No.347360 del
>>347359
You could snort it if you want. Don't know how it would go down.


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 06:38:36 [Preview] No.347361 del
Getting a classic Aussie and a southern belle from Wombo's


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 06:39:09 [Preview] No.347362 del
>>347361
Both for you?


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 06:40:34 [Preview] No.347363 del
>>347339
You look like grimace


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 06:41:27 [Preview] No.347364 del
>>347348
That changes nothing


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 06:44:54 [Preview] No.347365 del


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 06:45:27 [Preview] No.347366 del
>>347365
>tfw no gf into grimace


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 07:01:18 [Preview] No.347367 del
NSW State goals for millions of dollars
>“Cyclists who use the Sydney Harbour Bridge cycleway will not miss having to negotiate the 55 steps that they currently carry their bikes up and down each day at the northern end,” Mr Constance said.
https://www.news.com.au/technology/innovation/design/sydney-harbour-bridge-cycleway-design-proposal-slammed/news-story/cfab231ee3744da1483161eac6688623


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 07:04:52 [Preview] No.347368 del
>>347355
I love finishing on calm.


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 07:07:01 [Preview] No.347369 del
>>347362
One for Monaro, although I'm eating her chips.
Got two large burgers in meals and got one lot of chips as 'loaded' for $21.70.


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 07:09:41 [Preview] No.347370 del
My eyes adored you.


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 07:09:59 [Preview] No.347371 del
>>347369
> for $21.70.
Not a bad price for a meal for two.


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 07:13:02 [Preview] No.347372 del
>>347371
The Classic Aussie by itself without the meal deal thing is $17 I think.
I don't know how they are doing it, ANY burger in a large meal for $10.


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 07:20:47 [Preview] No.347373 del
>>347372
It is a monthly special or do they just ram through the orders to do quantity with a small margin?


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 07:25:46 [Preview] No.347374 del
Raining during peak hour
Gonna be a long commute
I love going into the office for no reason


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 07:27:23 [Preview] No.347375 del
Just ate BEANS.
Have you eaten beans today?


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 07:28:30 [Preview] No.347376 del
>>347373
They've bee doing it for months. I don't know why.


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 07:29:01 [Preview] No.347377 del
>>347375
I'll flick your bean!


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 07:33:54 [Preview] No.347378 del
Have you eaten today?


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 07:35:34 [Preview] No.347379 del
>>347374
Why not leave it until tomorrow?


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 07:35:57 [Preview] No.347380 del
>>347371
Or for one growing boy, who lives a life of adventure and danger.


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 07:36:06 [Preview] No.347381 del
>>347375
No, but I would like this today >>347377


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 07:38:47 [Preview] No.347382 del
>>347380
tbqh this is what I imagine nuro being like.


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 07:44:31 [Preview] No.347383 del
>>347382
With that 7XL coat, I think he'll look stylish.


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 07:48:25 [Preview] No.347384 del
Dat bootay clappin'
https://youtube.com/watch?v=zSnbV1FrIhA [Embed]
Time for a boonging.


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 07:49:50 [Preview] No.347385 del
>>347384
>clappin'
Very important.


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 07:52:15 [Preview] No.347386 del
>>347384
Why don't niggers play guitar anymore?


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 07:53:42 [Preview] No.347387 del
>>347386
I partly blame Malcolm Mclaren the cunt that sold the Sex Pistols.
Introduced them to cheap turntables.


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 07:57:21 [Preview] No.347388 del
>>347387
>(((Malcolm Mclaren)))
Interestingly he had a body corporateish mother.


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 08:00:53 [Preview] No.347389 del
home
thoroughly covered in curry
liquid dinner tonight


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 08:01:53 [Preview] No.347390 del
>>347388
He was just a dirty fucking kike who worked out that anti establishment sentiment can be sold.
Basically the same as modern commies.


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 08:02:35 [Preview] No.347391 del
>>347389
>thoroughly covered in curry
I'll get the damp wash cloth ready.

>liquid dinner tonight
What's on the menu?


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 08:02:51 [Preview] No.347392 del
Home.
Relieved and free of on-call stress
Proper dinner with vegetables for dinner tonight.


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 08:03:48 [Preview] No.347393 del
>>347391
>What's on the menu?
wobbly wombos


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 08:04:21 [Preview] No.347394 del
>>347392
>Proper dinner with vegetables for dinner tonight.
What's on the menu tonight?


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 08:04:57 [Preview] No.347395 del
>>347393
You still have enough vodka?
How much do you have left?


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 08:05:18 [Preview] No.347396 del
>>347389
Why's that, what happened?


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 08:05:35 [Preview] No.347397 del
>>347395
enough for one, maybe two more


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 08:06:36 [Preview] No.347398 del
>>347397
For a growing NEET, I doubt that's enough for dinner.


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 08:09:18 [Preview] No.347399 del
>>347397
>>347398
Get a burger from Wombo's.


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 08:12:53 [Preview] No.347400 del
>>347394
Chicken and veg.
I need to get my diet sorted out, I've practically existed on beer, bread and instant noodle for the past month.


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 08:13:15 [Preview] No.347401 del
>>347390
Chill out mache alles


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 08:13:43 [Preview] No.347402 del
>>347400
>beer, bread and instant noodle for the past month.
Foods good for the arse.

>Chicken and veg.
Do you have all the ingredients ready to prep?


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 08:14:29 [Preview] No.347403 del
Spent 65 dollars on food today.
Mostly obscure condiments.


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 08:15:08 [Preview] No.347404 del
>>347403
whacha get?


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 08:15:24 [Preview] No.347405 del
What kind of batter do they use on the southern belle?
It's very light.


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 08:17:29 [Preview] No.347406 del
>>347404
Stocking up on Bug food.
Soy sauce, vinegar, spices, pickles,a few assorted odds and ends.
But I buy things with infinite shelf life in huge containers- so I probably have a few months worth of the essentials.
Tonight I'm making Bug "red oil", which is a universal table condiment. Laoganma is for casuals


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 08:19:45 [Preview] No.347407 del
>>347403
The veg in the fridge is too old.
Will pick up a bottle of goon too, I'll open it at exactly 10 oclock.


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 08:19:56 [Preview] No.347408 del
>>347405
>It's very light.
Good for the mouth, bad for the arse.


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 08:21:56 [Preview] No.347409 del
Personality and mental health are the same thing.


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 08:28:26 [Preview] No.347410 del
>>347407
Good to wait till evening.
I often buy cabbage, pumpkin, potato, carrots and daikon because they last forever.

Pro tip: if you wrap your veg and especially herbs in paper then plastic they last twice as long.
The paper stops them sweating in the plastic and then getting cold burn- that's why your herbs go black.


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 08:28:36 [Preview] No.347411 del


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 08:28:57 [Preview] No.347412 del
>>347409
Mental health isn't real
"covered in curry and anxiety" is just an excuse for fuckups who can't manage their own lives and need 'support' like me


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 08:29:30 [Preview] No.347413 del
>>347409
Big think.
It's almost like most mental conditions don't exist empirically.


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 08:35:33 [Preview] No.347414 del
>>347406
>Tonight I'm making Bug "red oil",
I hope make a lot of noise with a wok.


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 08:35:50 [Preview] No.347415 del


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 08:39:13 [Preview] No.347416 del
Kitchen cleaned up. Finally went through and organised all the random shit that had been piling up in the windowsill because I don't have a place to put random stuff.
Only been home for 40 minutes, not bad.

I hope spergo and that other neet get on with their sobriety well


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 08:43:36 [Preview] No.347417 del
>>347399
Get a John Wayne.


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 08:44:49 [Preview] No.347418 del
>>347406
>I'm making Bug "red oil"
Where are the pictures?


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 08:45:27 [Preview] No.347419 del
>>347410
>daikon


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 08:46:43 [Preview] No.347420 del
I just cracked my neck and it sounded like a finger click.


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 08:47:27 [Preview] No.347421 del
>>347420
Big release?


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 08:50:10 [Preview] No.347422 del
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 08:50:22 [Preview] No.347423 del
>>347420
The back of your neck?
I do that sometimes, it's the tendons.


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 08:51:10 [Preview] No.347424 del
>>347420
Good feel?


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 08:53:20 [Preview] No.347425 del
>>347419
It's basically a huge, cheap radish.
You can use it in soup, stir fry, picked, in salad.

I typically use it in western dishes in place of radish, because it keeps better


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 08:55:07 [Preview] No.347426 del
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Feeeling like such a numpty.

Got the point and was chillling. Needed to piss and rode down the grassy slope on the way to the block. WE GAAN.

Had a huge bunch of rain over the weejkend. What seemed "grass" and the route i normally take was actually some green ontop of a huge muddy slipery slide.

Hit it on the eeb at speeed riding into the sun, instantly washed out and slid 5 meteres and got covered in mud and slime. Bent my levers and bars. Fark. Bike was now unridable.

Old mate who i see at the carpark often helped me out with some allen keys. Reset my bars and levers. Felt like a retard, afternoon ruined.

muddy clothes in washing machine, showered, pizza in oven


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 08:56:04 [Preview] No.347427 del
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NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 08:57:57 [Preview] No.347428 del
>>347416
I'm going to get sober tomorrow.


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 09:02:26 [Preview] No.347429 del
>>347428
>tomorrow


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 09:03:06 [Preview] No.347430 del
https://www.tiktok.com/@ladyjunimo/video/6957079806546578694? [Embed]
>Olive liked my comment


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 09:04:43 [Preview] No.347431 del
>>347426
>Bent my levers and bars
Big boy.


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 09:04:59 [Preview] No.347432 del
>>347420
Did you dead?


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 09:07:46 [Preview] No.347433 del
>>347430
https://www.tiktok.com/@ladyjunimo/video/6944095239804144902 [Embed]


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 09:11:38 [Preview] No.347434 del
Having a heiny zero.


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 09:11:51 [Preview] No.347435 del
>>347426
Not based.


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 09:12:33 [Preview] No.347436 del
>>347433
I love the way she chokes it down.


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 09:14:30 [Preview] No.347437 del
>>347422
have a you


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 09:19:43 [Preview] No.347438 del
>>347435
no fucking shit


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 09:20:38 [Preview] No.347439 del
>>347438
why didn't you do a backflip when it started to slip?


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 09:22:01 [Preview] No.347440 del
>>347426
>Bike was now unridable
>Felt like a retard
Not good.


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 09:22:35 [Preview] No.347441 del
>>347429
I really think I should.


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 09:25:18 [Preview] No.347442 del
>>347430
Wait a sec, she has purple lights, doesn't nuro have purple lights in his bedroom?


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 09:27:31 [Preview] No.347443 del
>>347438
At least you didn't damage the car of some poor Bug-Australian this time.


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 09:29:19 [Preview] No.347444 del
>>347442
Nuro (RIP) was the American that hobo was fucking.


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 09:29:48 [Preview] No.347445 del
Going to try to have a nap.


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 09:31:59 [Preview] No.347446 del
>>347445
Have a nice nanny nap neet.


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 09:32:15 [Preview] No.347447 del
>>347445
have a sleep like a real fucking man


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 09:34:00 [Preview] No.347448 del
>>347447
I'll sleep with you if you don't stop this shit weber.


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 09:35:17 [Preview] No.347449 del
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>>347443
>some poor Bug-Australian

does not exist insect


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 09:36:47 [Preview] No.347450 del
$50 haul.
Gonna follow numo and get a pizza to put in the oven. Gonna be meal prepping and don't wanna cook twice.


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 09:38:53 [Preview] No.347451 del
>>347444
Thank goodness for that, Imagine if nuro did turn out to be Olive. Kek all those times I have wanked to Olive how embaressment it would have been for me if I had been wanking to nuro all this time.


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 09:39:47 [Preview] No.347452 del
>>347450
Nice haul.


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 09:43:38 [Preview] No.347453 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=BT-Y1n0RxQY [Embed]


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 09:49:42 [Preview] No.347454 del
>>347450
Good assortment of feed.


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 09:50:52 [Preview] No.347455 del
>>347451
There is no shame in wanking to Nuro.


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 10:04:50 [Preview] No.347456 del


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 10:06:36 [Preview] No.347457 del
>>347450
good work NEET.
I usually buy a Kg of chicken necks for stock, a KG of drumsticks or maryland for curry- or I just get a whole chicken for like $8.

But to be fair at 9/Kg breast is dope


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 10:07:05 [Preview] No.347458 del


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 10:08:55 [Preview] No.347459 del
>>347456
He could use a trip to Dan to help relax him


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 10:13:04 [Preview] No.347460 del
>>347458
Possum?


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 10:13:21 [Preview] No.347461 del
>>347426
Whats the actual damage?


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 10:14:26 [Preview] No.347462 del
>>347460
Tiktok is getting better at knowing what I need


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 10:14:52 [Preview] No.347463 del
hi


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 10:15:24 [Preview] No.347464 del
>>347463
About time you fucking came back.


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 10:16:16 [Preview] No.347465 del
>>347464
She was stuck in one of the old threads.


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 10:17:21 [Preview] No.347466 del
>>347465
I don't care what excuse she comes up with.


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 10:19:08 [Preview] No.347467 del
i'm immune to anthrax


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 10:20:12 [Preview] No.347468 del
>>347467
what about pantera?


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 10:21:08 [Preview] No.347469 del


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 10:28:30 [Preview] No.347470 del
Something has bitten me.
I have what looks and feels like a extra large mozzie bite.


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 10:30:12 [Preview] No.347471 del
Ended up at the stando store again.


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 10:30:46 [Preview] No.347472 del
>>347470
You're Pozitive now.


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 10:31:53 [Preview] No.347473 del
>>347470
Goodbye NEET.


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 10:34:48 [Preview] No.347474 del
i died once


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 10:38:50 [Preview] No.347475 del
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>>347474
The love of Dan raised you from the dead.


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 10:39:06 [Preview] No.347476 del
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Past 8 o'clock.
Not worried about the phone ringing.


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 10:40:59 [Preview] No.347477 del
>>347470
Apply a soothing ointment.


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 10:41:05 [Preview] No.347478 del
>>347476
good work make sure you brush your teeth proud of you


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 10:42:10 [Preview] No.347479 del
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NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 10:42:38 [Preview] No.347480 del
i was a soldier in the neo-assyrian empires army in a past life


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 10:43:29 [Preview] No.347481 del
>>347480
Many battles?


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 10:44:45 [Preview] No.347482 del
>>347481
no, ended up shitting myself to death the night before my first battle. ashurbanipal called me cringey


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 10:46:29 [Preview] No.347483 del
>>347482
Don't listen to the haters m8.


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 10:49:07 [Preview] No.347484 del
>>347482
Did you at least make a poo snow man?


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 10:54:57 [Preview] No.347485 del
Neighbour is yet again asking if he can 'pinch a nug until I get some more tomorrow'
Imagine having your rich parents pay for your apartment and lifestyle and still being this much of a derro


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 10:59:30 [Preview] No.347486 del
>>347485
Did you blow him out?


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 11:00:19 [Preview] No.347487 del
The tassie election has got me flummoxed. Dunno if the Libs are majority government or what the go is.


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 11:06:19 [Preview] No.347488 del
Notable lack of alcohol consumption related posting tonight.


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 11:08:37 [Preview] No.347489 del
>>347488
Well done.


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 11:09:26 [Preview] No.347490 del
Telstra is the gayest


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 11:10:44 [Preview] No.347491 del
>>347482
Don't tell me you missed out on a chance to burn down jerusalem.


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 11:10:54 [Preview] No.347492 del
Fat fucks loosing money on mobile games.
Do people really play these? I see the adds and just ignore them.


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 11:18:41 [Preview] No.347493 del
Good night NEETs. Sleep tight.


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 11:26:48 [Preview] No.347494 del
>>347493
Goodnight.


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 11:29:16 [Preview] No.347495 del
>>347416
>I hope spergo and that other neet get on with their sobriety well
Thanks mate, I hope the other NEET, who I think is either Cruisey or Monk is going ok as well. I've been a little on edge today, not sure if it's the shitty food I've been eating or withdrawals from the piss but by insides feel fucky, the skitzing seems to be just the usual shit.
>>347426
A tumble from the bike is never pleasant, especially in the mud, but you're definitely not as much of a mong as that pilot is.
>>347450
Looks nice.
>>347487
Who cares, it's Tasmanian politics after all.


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 11:44:03 [Preview] No.347496 del
>>347495
Wait, which neets are alco neets? I thought it was monk, nuro, cruisy, sperg and webby. Did I miss anyone?


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 11:44:44 [Preview] No.347497 del
Neets, do you comment on and argue about youtube videos on their site?


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 11:46:50 [Preview] No.347498 del
>>347497
i make comments about hating niggers on metalworking videos and see how long it takes the cuck in the video to delete them


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 11:48:20 [Preview] No.347499 del


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 11:48:30 [Preview] No.347500 del
mrpete222, abom79, featony, clickspring, they all love themselves some niggers


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 11:49:51 [Preview] No.347501 del
At Kmart, who wants what


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 11:50:28 [Preview] No.347502 del
>>347501
get me an airfryer cunt


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 11:52:41 [Preview] No.347503 del
>>347501
See any qt's? 30 kgs of creepshots pls.


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 12:01:44 [Preview] No.347504 del
https://www.tiktok.com/@funnydoganimal/video/6956553985121717510 [Embed]


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 12:03:34 [Preview] No.347505 del
https://www.tiktok.com/@darianinness/video/6955104135540772097 [Embed]


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 12:04:51 [Preview] No.347506 del
https://www.tiktok.com/@jackson.odoherty/video/6942653441730759938 [Embed]


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 12:08:54 [Preview] No.347507 del
Fuck me, the government might revoke the port of Darwin lease.
They already went further than anyone would expect axing cucktoria's BRI treaty with China.
This Darwin port has caused intense scrutiny that just isn't going away.

China's attempts to bypass the federal government are getting them burned


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 12:11:50 [Preview] No.347508 del
enjoy what's left of your lives, draft-age NEETs...


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 12:16:10 [Preview] No.347509 del
https://www.tiktok.com/@cozs_cruiser/video/6954268675922791682 [Embed]


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 12:16:38 [Preview] No.347510 del
Wombos up late


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 12:22:13 [Preview] No.347511 del
>>347510
https://www.tiktok.com/@rmareskar/video/6948447154373463302 [Embed]


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 12:38:33 [Preview] No.347512 del
https://www.tiktok.com/@monmackfood/video/6937861688662183169 [Embed]


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 12:46:43 [Preview] No.347513 del
>>347496
I'm "not as bad" as the others as I'll usually only have 2-3 standards a night and only drink 4 nights a week, maybe having a binge where I'll put away 10-12 standards two or three times a month, but the last month or so those numbers have been crepping up so I've decided to try and get on top of this before I end up in a bad spot.
>>347508
If we were to go to war with China it would be over some bullshit like Taiwan or HK. I'd get it if they invaded the NT or something but definitely not keen on the idea of dying in some silly proxy war.


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 12:51:00 [Preview] No.347514 del
10:50PM
Time for a goon. That little kmart run has pushed it out a nice hour.


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 12:54:49 [Preview] No.347515 del
>>347513
It was me, not Cruisey, and another noot.


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 12:55:31 [Preview] No.347516 del
going to bed


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 12:56:54 [Preview] No.347517 del
>>347516
Noneye


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 12:59:10 [Preview] No.347518 del
>>347515
Fair enough, you on the standards tonight?


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 13:00:58 [Preview] No.347519 del
>>347518
Having the bottle of wine in the haul pic. 7.7 standard deviations of reality. Hopefully it doesn't give me too much energy, booze generally becomes more of an anaesthetic anything beyond 8 for me.


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 13:03:38 [Preview] No.347520 del
Also spergo, apologies for not reply to your vocaroo. I was either boonged or too curried to bother, but I did listen.


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 13:08:00 [Preview] No.347521 del
Why am I hungry now?
Im just going to have to eat random things.
I've already eaten four stir fried potatoes, two sandwiches, a bowl of melon soup and mi goreng.


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 13:23:09 [Preview] No.347522 del
>>347521
Are you hungry, or do you just want to eat?


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 13:28:50 [Preview] No.347523 del
Drinking vino, listening to this https://youtube.com/watch?v=owOvCyg5ia0 [Embed] with the lamp and a candle going, putting a few postit notes on the wall as a rudimentary kanban board, and and watching the rain hit the window, illuminate by the streetlights below.
Very, very comfy. It's getting late though and I'm nowhere near pissed enough.


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 13:30:05 [Preview] No.347524 del
do you pretend to care or do you actually care?


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 13:44:37 [Preview] No.347525 del
>>347522
I don't know.
It's like I don't feel hungry any more at all, I often skip breakfast and lunch and don't even notice


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 14:11:36 [Preview] No.347526 del
Wine always makes my face hot as fuck


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 14:26:24 [Preview] No.347527 del
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NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 14:56:45 [Preview] No.347528 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=0OoPePl7iYM [Embed]


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 15:09:08 [Preview] No.347529 del
Night friends


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 15:37:24 [Preview] No.347530 del
Goodnight NEET


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 20:13:22 [Preview] No.347532 del
>>347507
Fuck them for selling me shoddy goods


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 20:49:13 [Preview] No.347533 del
Morning neeties. What are we up to today?


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 21:05:14 [Preview] No.347534 del
>>347521
>stir fried potatoes, two sandwiches, a bowl of melon soup


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 21:06:02 [Preview] No.347535 del
>>347524
No one can tell the difference.


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 21:09:23 [Preview] No.347536 del
>>347533
Morning.
Just wage. My shoulder is bad tis morning, got it in my jumper like a sling.


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 21:27:23 [Preview] No.347537 del
>>347534
I fucking love scalloped potatoes, with lots of cream, butter and garlic.


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 21:36:54 [Preview] No.347538 del
>>347537
>scalloped


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 21:42:15 [Preview] No.347539 del
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NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 21:44:32 [Preview] No.347540 del
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I can't cope anymore so I'm off to rope. You NEETs were my only frens in the end.


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 21:46:08 [Preview] No.347541 del
Awake at an appropriate hour after drinking only 1 bottle of wine. Even have enough time to have breakfast.


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 21:48:49 [Preview] No.347542 del
>>347540
May the 4th be with you.


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 22:00:09 [Preview] No.347543 del
>>347540
Keep the rope virgin, don't use it.


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 22:01:18 [Preview] No.347544 del
>>347540
Get your cert you fucking mong.


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 22:06:33 [Preview] No.347545 del
>>347494
(You) wealth is maintained.

>>347497
When I was younger.

>>347504
Beautiful.

>>347505
You can watch them all on reddit popping

>>347506
>you dickhead don't do that
kek

>>347507
>>347508
Wanking the rest of our days away.

>>347509
Big drop.

>>347511
Good interpretation.

>>347512
mmmmmmmmm


>>347516
Sleep tight.

>>347521
Need for feed always grows.

>>347526
You're hot enough.

>>347529
Sleep tight.

>>347542
kek

>>347533
>>347536
>>347541
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 22:08:14 [Preview] No.347546 del
>>347540
You tied it wrong you noob. It's going to unwind and you'll fall on the floor and hurt yourself and feel like a mong.


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 22:09:28 [Preview] No.347547 del
>>347546
>feel like a mong.
Time to contemplate getting his cert.


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 22:12:59 [Preview] No.347548 del
>Insane moment a vegan activist bursts into a seafood restaurant as she yells at stunned families about a 'fish holocaust' - and diners were NOT impressed with her tirade
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9537639/Vegan-activist-Tash-Peterson-abuses-families-seafood-restaurant-Fremantle-Perth.html


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 22:14:07 [Preview] No.347549 del
>>347545
Morning.
Off to wage.


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 22:14:39 [Preview] No.347550 del
>>347548
one of the staff should have punched her in the face or better yet stabbed her as a criminal trespasser


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 22:16:12 [Preview] No.347551 del
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>The CIA's woke recruitment video gets panned: Don Jnr leads ridicule as recruit describes herself as 'intersectional cisgender millennial' diagnosed with 'generalized anxiety disorder'
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9537893/The-CIAs-woke-recruitment-video-gets-panned.html


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 22:16:28 [Preview] No.347552 del


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 22:19:33 [Preview] No.347553 del
>>347540
Next time make your images a little smaller please.


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 22:24:45 [Preview] No.347554 del
>>347551
Pol was wrong, it wasn't the kikes pushing to destroy western civilisation. It was the cia all along.


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 22:24:50 [Preview] No.347555 del
>>347553
We should be thankful it isn't an 8mb png.


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 22:40:59 [Preview] No.347556 del
I fucking love traffic


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 22:44:37 [Preview] No.347557 del
>>347556
No you don't


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 22:52:50 [Preview] No.347558 del
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NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 22:57:41 [Preview] No.347559 del
>>347558
>ultra-diarrhea
Sounds nasty.


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 22:58:28 [Preview] No.347560 del
Are Australia's mongs mutating?
>Bentleigh armed robbers couldn’t start manual car
>>The man complied with the robber’s demands and handed over his wallet and the keys to his Hyundai i30.
>>A police spokeswoman said the pair attempted to steal the car but they were unable to start it as it was a manual transmission.
>>The crooks were then forced to run from the scene.
https://www.news.com.au/national/victoria/crime/bentleigh-armed-robbers-couldnt-start-manual-car/news-story/36a18c293d42c56baabda84534d78479


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 22:59:51 [Preview] No.347561 del
Back on the diet again neets. Trying not to eat any junk food.


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 23:04:13 [Preview] No.347562 del
>>347561
Good luck.


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 23:05:13 [Preview] No.347563 del
>>347561
you can do it!
yesterday apart from that stupid work lunch, i just had vodka


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 23:06:19 [Preview] No.347564 del
>>347560
They're probably immigrants.


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 23:08:09 [Preview] No.347565 del
>>347564
So instead mutating they're diversifying?


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 23:09:00 [Preview] No.347566 del
>>347496
5 alco neets. Considering we probably only have 6-8 regular posters here, that's a lot.


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 23:09:02 [Preview] No.347567 del
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Gerry Harvey says he won't follow fellow retailer Solomon Lew's lead and return the JobKeeper money collected by Harvey Norman.


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 23:09:30 [Preview] No.347568 del
>>347564
of course they are
white bogans all know how to drive a manual


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 23:10:32 [Preview] No.347569 del
>>347566
do obese neets next
then ones with mental disorders


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 23:12:16 [Preview] No.347570 del
>>347567
Similar to the tiny amounts of GST applied to imported goods under $1000.


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 23:14:12 [Preview] No.347571 del
Feels good to not be hungover at the wage


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 23:19:16 [Preview] No.347573 del
>>347569
What if there's a neet who doesn't make at least 2 of the 3 lists? You guys will shame him by calling him normie-neet, I know you will.


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 23:21:56 [Preview] No.347574 del
Damn
The new guy who is really on the ball and pretty smart just said “today morning”


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 23:22:22 [Preview] No.347575 del
>>347572
What a legend.


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 23:22:42 [Preview] No.347576 del
Why cant I get rid of poo smears in the toilet bowl when I pee on them?


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 23:22:49 [Preview] No.347577 del
>>347571
Continue it throughout the week.


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 23:23:56 [Preview] No.347578 del
>>347573
Dan is always here for you NEET.

>>347574
He is sir?

>>347576
Piss harder or use a toilet brush.


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 23:26:27 [Preview] No.347579 del
>>347578
>Piss harder or use a toilet brush.
i gave up cleaning my toilet about a year ago
it has a nice layer of sediment now


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 23:27:18 [Preview] No.347580 del
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NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 23:32:53 [Preview] No.347581 del
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NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 23:37:56 [Preview] No.347582 del
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NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 23:45:27 [Preview] No.347583 del
Good Morning Neets

Feeling Fresh Today.

Made some Juice in the juicer.


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 23:46:29 [Preview] No.347584 del
>>347583
>Made some Juice in the juicer
get it up that pooper


NEET 05/03/2021 (Mon) 23:54:49 [Preview] No.347585 del
>>347584
its to be consoomed orally thank you very much


NEET 05/04/2021 (Tue) 00:00:52 [Preview] No.347586 del
>>347571
Feels bad not to be boong'd and at the wage.


NEET 05/04/2021 (Tue) 00:02:33 [Preview] No.347587 del
>>347572
Fuck yeah. What a good cunt


NEET 05/04/2021 (Tue) 00:02:54 [Preview] No.347588 del
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>>347583
Drop by later on and pick up something to enhance your morning Juice.


NEET 05/04/2021 (Tue) 00:13:11 [Preview] No.347589 del
>>347579
>it has a nice layer of sediment now
Bleach it!


NEET 05/04/2021 (Tue) 00:14:20 [Preview] No.347590 del
>>347583
Good morning Nuro. Good to hear.


NEET 05/04/2021 (Tue) 00:17:46 [Preview] No.347591 del
>>347588
It could be said that he needs more afternoon/night juice.


NEET 05/04/2021 (Tue) 00:47:23 [Preview] No.347593 del
>>347592
How so?


NEET 05/04/2021 (Tue) 00:48:09 [Preview] No.347594 del
>>347593
who woulda thought being an evil bond villan would take its toll


NEET 05/04/2021 (Tue) 00:50:27 [Preview] No.347596 del
>>347592
Without her he'd be nothing, she sacrificed her career as a receptionist and she should be given half his wealth. She was a strong Mom to those kids, and $65 billion will barely cover the lifestyle she has become accustomed with

You go girl


NEET 05/04/2021 (Tue) 00:51:06 [Preview] No.347597 del
>>347594
He's a strange man. There is a documentary on Netflix with a few interviews and his life. His marriage has lasted a lot longer than others and it is better than the mess that Bezos made about his marriage.


NEET 05/04/2021 (Tue) 01:11:53 [Preview] No.347599 del
>>347598
god i miss the 90s


NEET 05/04/2021 (Tue) 01:20:50 [Preview] No.347600 del
>>347596
>developers
Needs more
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Vhh_GeBPOhs [Embed]

>don't interrupt me
>clean up the dos mess
Based.


NEET 05/04/2021 (Tue) 01:33:19 [Preview] No.347601 del
>tfw woke up taxed


NEET 05/04/2021 (Tue) 01:34:39 [Preview] No.347602 del
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NEET 05/04/2021 (Tue) 01:38:10 [Preview] No.347603 del


NEET 05/04/2021 (Tue) 01:47:27 [Preview] No.347604 del
i miss 2019


NEET 05/04/2021 (Tue) 01:55:43 [Preview] No.347606 del
>Everyone in the audience was fully vaccinated. Media and production staff needed to show a negative COVID test before entering the stadium.


NEET 05/04/2021 (Tue) 01:56:13 [Preview] No.347607 del
Left the wage. At the gp to get some drugs then will head to dans.


NEET 05/04/2021 (Tue) 01:58:49 [Preview] No.347608 del
Might get some KFC too


NEET 05/04/2021 (Tue) 02:01:49 [Preview] No.347609 del
>>347606
What's the deeper story Nuro?


NEET 05/04/2021 (Tue) 02:02:43 [Preview] No.347610 del
>>347607
Are you feeling unwell today or yesterday as well?

>>347608
Acquisition of power.


NEET 05/04/2021 (Tue) 02:04:22 [Preview] No.347611 del
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NEET 05/04/2021 (Tue) 02:05:02 [Preview] No.347612 del
>>347610
I broke my back over a decade ago, I'd say it's been fucked since then.


NEET 05/04/2021 (Tue) 02:07:38 [Preview] No.347613 del
>>347611
The dinosaurs didn't go extinct. They evolved next to us, remaining hidden.
Now they have positions of power in human society such as the WHO and the royal family.


NEET 05/04/2021 (Tue) 02:08:12 [Preview] No.347614 del
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NEET 05/04/2021 (Tue) 02:09:39 [Preview] No.347615 del
>>347614
Ill try again for a sober day tomorrow, or next week.


NEET 05/04/2021 (Tue) 02:28:20 [Preview] No.347617 del
They gave me fucking lyrica


NEET 05/04/2021 (Tue) 02:43:26 [Preview] No.347618 del
>>347617
Is this a bulk billing clinic or your regular doctor?


NEET 05/04/2021 (Tue) 02:43:33 [Preview] No.347619 del
Can't find the energy or mental focus to do anything today. This is the fault of the sugar crash.


NEET 05/04/2021 (Tue) 02:44:12 [Preview] No.347620 del


NEET 05/04/2021 (Tue) 02:44:48 [Preview] No.347621 del
Also gave me a pamphlet for cbd oil.


NEET 05/04/2021 (Tue) 02:47:30 [Preview] No.347622 del
>>347619
Have a meditation.

>>347620
Do they have a policy on prescribing opiates?

>>347621
He knows what you need!


NEET 05/04/2021 (Tue) 02:48:55 [Preview] No.347623 del
>>347622
I've got them from him before.
They're a bit shit tbh, I need a whole strip of them for it to do anything.


NEET 05/04/2021 (Tue) 02:54:44 [Preview] No.347625 del
>>347617
what for ?


NEET 05/04/2021 (Tue) 02:55:12 [Preview] No.347626 del
>>347623
>I need a whole strip of them for it to do anything.
Tolerance build up.

I was watching a Tiktok from a nurse say people abuse anti-diarrhea medication but you need to take 20-30 tablets for them to pass the blood brain barrier.


NEET 05/04/2021 (Tue) 02:55:29 [Preview] No.347627 del
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NEET 05/04/2021 (Tue) 02:55:47 [Preview] No.347628 del
>>347624
https://youtube.com/watch?v=2xNLxtZR850 [Embed]


NEET 05/04/2021 (Tue) 03:02:34 [Preview] No.347629 del
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Where would someone get a t shirt like this in 4xl (asking for a friend)


NEET 05/04/2021 (Tue) 03:06:13 [Preview] No.347630 del
>>347626
>I was watching a Tiktok from a nurse say people abuse anti-diarrhea medication
for what purpose?


NEET 05/04/2021 (Tue) 03:15:34 [Preview] No.347631 del


NEET 05/04/2021 (Tue) 03:16:35 [Preview] No.347632 del
>>347626
not a good idea i had a friend literally go insane from abusing avils


NEET 05/04/2021 (Tue) 03:17:06 [Preview] No.347633 del
>>347625
Nerve pain.

Been to the shops, been to Dan's, been to the servo, waiting for the rooter but there's a long line.
Monaro is out. Keen on a choof and a feed.


NEET 05/04/2021 (Tue) 03:17:12 [Preview] No.347634 del
>>/yuri/130417
sdf


NEET 05/04/2021 (Tue) 03:19:28 [Preview] No.347635 del
>>>/yuri/130417
awesome stuff


NEET 05/04/2021 (Tue) 03:21:58 [Preview] No.347636 del
>>347630
It appeared in my feed it was about people getting a high.


NEET 05/04/2021 (Tue) 03:30:00 [Preview] No.347637 del
more police kino !

https://youtube.com/watch?v=d3axRzIgKEs [Embed]


NEET 05/04/2021 (Tue) 03:38:47 [Preview] No.347638 del
Got the $5 lunch box thing from the rooter, was great.
Also got a $2 piece of fried chicken.
The frying bit and the coating is MUCH better than KFCs but the meat itself was a bit dry and had no flavour.


NEET 05/04/2021 (Tue) 03:39:09 [Preview] No.347639 del
>>347637
Oi, how do I use this lyrica shit to get off me head?


NEET 05/04/2021 (Tue) 03:40:21 [Preview] No.347640 del
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Never heard of it.


NEET 05/04/2021 (Tue) 03:53:30 [Preview] No.347641 del
>>347639
last time a friend gave me a sheet was in 2018, he was diabetic and had his foot chopped off and was on it and targin (abuse proof hydromorph) , i cant member, if you take a few tabs expect to me ""omg im a bit wobly lol!" that it


NEET 05/04/2021 (Tue) 03:58:52 [Preview] No.347643 del
>>347640
>omg im a bit wobly lol!" that it
That's what I was thinking.
All I've heard is in nursing homes, they give it to the oldies and they keep falling over because of it and breaking hips and shit.


NEET 05/04/2021 (Tue) 03:59:47 [Preview] No.347644 del
It's just been I and Nuro for half an hour.
Where are the NEETs?


NEET 05/04/2021 (Tue) 04:00:25 [Preview] No.347645 del
Don't make me go to other imageboards for interactive online companionship.


NEET 05/04/2021 (Tue) 04:02:49 [Preview] No.347646 del
>>347644
>>347645
go get a job


NEET 05/04/2021 (Tue) 04:02:56 [Preview] No.347647 del
Cow orker talked to me about a tv show called Nailed it!, where they bake cakes with the same enthusiasm and detail as I give when telling her about fucking niggers. Normies are weird cunts.


NEET 05/04/2021 (Tue) 04:03:34 [Preview] No.347648 del
>>347646
I forgot to get a sick note from the GP.


NEET 05/04/2021 (Tue) 04:05:13 [Preview] No.347649 del
This is the kind of post you'd get low quality (You)'s from.


NEET 05/04/2021 (Tue) 04:05:48 [Preview] No.347650 del
>>347645
theres always Discord ;)


NEET 05/04/2021 (Tue) 04:06:23 [Preview] No.347651 del
>>347650
Introduce me to your friends Nuro.


NEET 05/04/2021 (Tue) 04:11:00 [Preview] No.347653 del
>>347651
you need a DAP and IEM to be in that cool kids club


NEET 05/04/2021 (Tue) 04:14:05 [Preview] No.347654 del
>>347653
A fist shake and an earbud?


NEET 05/04/2021 (Tue) 04:14:46 [Preview] No.347655 del
>>347652
I dislike this.


NEET 05/04/2021 (Tue) 04:15:21 [Preview] No.347656 del
>>347655
nigger


NEET 05/04/2021 (Tue) 04:32:55 [Preview] No.347657 del
This is where the referral form is for.
https://cdaclinics.com.au/


NEET 05/04/2021 (Tue) 04:43:35 [Preview] No.347658 del
>>347520
I haven't made a vocaroo since last week, was that one you were talking about?
>>347548
I would.
16 degrees today in Shitbourne, woke up late, feeling better so far today, going to try not eat anything too greasy today.


NEET 05/04/2021 (Tue) 04:48:39 [Preview] No.347659 del
Metre Plus Mettwurst $38.00
https://www.kalleskesmeats.com.au/products
Eating one of their peperoni sticks.
Bit spicey.


NEET 05/04/2021 (Tue) 04:50:25 [Preview] No.347660 del
Going to eat the other two in the bath.


NEET 05/04/2021 (Tue) 04:52:30 [Preview] No.347661 del
>>347660
Pictures please.


NEET 05/04/2021 (Tue) 04:53:32 [Preview] No.347662 del
>>347659
our firewall blocked that link citing malware
big bad sausages


NEET 05/04/2021 (Tue) 04:54:05 [Preview] No.347663 del
>>347637
Sheeit.


NEET 05/04/2021 (Tue) 04:55:47 [Preview] No.347664 del
>>347662
Snooping meatsticks


NEET 05/04/2021 (Tue) 04:55:55 [Preview] No.347665 del
(1.04 MB 960x540 Ms_mULfI_23zW7KI.mp4)


NEET 05/04/2021 (Tue) 04:57:22 [Preview] No.347666 del
>>347632
They said it will give you a heart attack. Very nasty stuff.

>>347640
Red Rooster

>>347642
If you're not well, you need time off. There is no point being at work unwell. A healthy employee is a better employee.

>>347644
Group assignment.

>>347645
Perhaps provide erotic content to get that other NEET going.

>>347659
To clarify a metres worth?
That's Feed = Power.

>>347660
>>347661


NEET 05/04/2021 (Tue) 04:57:51 [Preview] No.347667 del
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NEET 05/04/2021 (Tue) 04:58:14 [Preview] No.347668 del
>>347665
>cut the cheque
Wot


NEET 05/04/2021 (Tue) 04:58:33 [Preview] No.347670 del
>>347665
Why is Weber there?


NEET 05/04/2021 (Tue) 04:58:35 [Preview] No.347671 del
>>347667
A good start.


NEET 05/04/2021 (Tue) 04:59:02 [Preview] No.347672 del
check your email


NEET 05/04/2021 (Tue) 05:00:27 [Preview] No.347673 del
>>347666
>Rooster
Yeah but why a golf glove?
>you need time off
Yeah.
>that other
.
I can handle a meter.
That was a lot of (You)'s.


NEET 05/04/2021 (Tue) 05:02:07 [Preview] No.347674 del
>>347672
Mostly repco.


NEET 05/04/2021 (Tue) 05:02:40 [Preview] No.347675 del
>>347672
i didn't get nuthin from any of you mob


NEET 05/04/2021 (Tue) 05:05:07 [Preview] No.347676 del
>>347673
>Yeah but why a golf glove?
I have no clue. I think that's why I wrote that part and finished it without understand it myself.


NEET 05/04/2021 (Tue) 05:05:15 [Preview] No.347677 del
I didn't get anything.


NEET 05/04/2021 (Tue) 05:06:07 [Preview] No.347678 del
>>347667
I'm not sure which is more erotic, the NEETstick or the soap holder.


NEET 05/04/2021 (Tue) 05:06:24 [Preview] No.347679 del
>tfw no golf glove to wank with


NEET 05/04/2021 (Tue) 05:07:34 [Preview] No.347680 del
There is a good chance I am going to shit my pants on the drive home. Damned if I'll take a shit at work.


NEET 05/04/2021 (Tue) 05:09:58 [Preview] No.347681 del
>>347680
You should have done a poo in the car park.


NEET 05/04/2021 (Tue) 05:12:34 [Preview] No.347682 del
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Cold


NEET 05/04/2021 (Tue) 05:14:18 [Preview] No.347683 del
>>347681
I'm not filthy or vile or degenerate or any of those sort of things.


NEET 05/04/2021 (Tue) 05:14:43 [Preview] No.347684 del
>>347683
Do it in the gutter.


NEET 05/04/2021 (Tue) 05:15:22 [Preview] No.347685 del
ty to all the neets that checked their email. pizza party this friday afternoon


NEET 05/04/2021 (Tue) 05:26:52 [Preview] No.347686 del
>>347680
Need 2 Poo


NEET 05/04/2021 (Tue) 05:27:14 [Preview] No.347687 del
>>347682
Lovely.


NEET 05/04/2021 (Tue) 05:38:35 [Preview] No.347688 del
Playing around with the Ozone Generator and my Gas mask.


NEET 05/04/2021 (Tue) 05:44:47 [Preview] No.347689 del
>>347678
Mine's still intact.


NEET 05/04/2021 (Tue) 05:45:21 [Preview] No.347690 del
Wha the heck?
I still have no emails.
Who emailed who?


NEET 05/04/2021 (Tue) 05:45:42 [Preview] No.347691 del
>>347680
Go to Dans.


NEET 05/04/2021 (Tue) 05:46:10 [Preview] No.347692 del
>>347682
Toasty.


NEET 05/04/2021 (Tue) 05:46:30 [Preview] No.347693 del
>>347685
WHY WASN'T I INVUITED????/???


NEET 05/04/2021 (Tue) 05:47:29 [Preview] No.347694 del
>>347693
should have checked your email


NEET 05/04/2021 (Tue) 05:47:49 [Preview] No.347695 del
>>347688
Don't get too light m8


NEET 05/04/2021 (Tue) 05:47:50 [Preview] No.347696 del
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Can you handle the meat?


NEET 05/04/2021 (Tue) 05:48:54 [Preview] No.347697 del
>>347694
I did. Twice!


NEET 05/04/2021 (Tue) 06:00:42 [Preview] No.347698 del
>>347696
I don't think so.


NEET 05/04/2021 (Tue) 06:00:58 [Preview] No.347699 del
Did that NEET make it home without pooing?


NEET 05/04/2021 (Tue) 06:16:18 [Preview] No.347700 del


NEET 05/04/2021 (Tue) 06:19:19 [Preview] No.347701 del
>>347700
No stains?


NEET 05/04/2021 (Tue) 06:40:33 [Preview] No.347702 del
Leaving the wage in 10 minutes


NEET 05/04/2021 (Tue) 06:49:23 [Preview] No.347703 del
Judging by what I'm reading lyrica doesn't do shit.


NEET 05/04/2021 (Tue) 06:50:25 [Preview] No.347704 del
>>347703
Dan may be here for you depending on the status of his Ozone Generator.


NEET 05/04/2021 (Tue) 06:58:48 [Preview] No.347705 del


NEET 05/04/2021 (Tue) 06:59:25 [Preview] No.347706 del
haven't had anything to eat except alcohol since about 1.30pm yesterday
just opened a red


NEET 05/04/2021 (Tue) 07:03:55 [Preview] No.347707 del
>>347705
>>347706
You are living dangerously.


NEET 05/04/2021 (Tue) 07:05:51 [Preview] No.347708 del
want to go overseas or


NEET 05/04/2021 (Tue) 07:08:47 [Preview] No.347709 del
>>347690
i didn't get any either
fuck them
they can shove the pizza up their arses
selfish cunts


NEET 05/04/2021 (Tue) 07:24:37 [Preview] No.347710 del
Whenever I lie down and watch lectures, I keep falling asleep. It's too comfy, and I'm too lazy.


NEET 05/04/2021 (Tue) 07:24:56 [Preview] No.347711 del
>>347709
I really prefer my meatlovers orally.


NEET 05/04/2021 (Tue) 07:26:02 [Preview] No.347712 del
FUCKING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

> AT WOOLWORTHS
> CHICEN KIEVS ARE ON SALE 1/5 PRICE
> BLOKE INFRONT OF ME TAKES THE 10 REMAINING

HOLY SHIT NEVER BEEN SO OFFENDED IN MY LIFE !


NEET 05/04/2021 (Tue) 07:27:21 [Preview] No.347713 del
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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


NEET 05/04/2021 (Tue) 07:31:36 [Preview] No.347714 del
Wage complete.
Good wage day. Gonna try out that new gym.


NEET 05/04/2021 (Tue) 07:32:48 [Preview] No.347715 del
>>347710
You need a good rest.


NEET 05/04/2021 (Tue) 07:33:04 [Preview] No.347716 del
>>347712
>>347713
Such cases.


NEET 05/04/2021 (Tue) 07:33:23 [Preview] No.347717 del
>>347714
Good luck.


NEET 05/04/2021 (Tue) 08:17:13 [Preview] No.347718 del
great posting
good effort all round


NEET 05/04/2021 (Tue) 08:40:19 [Preview] No.347721 del
>>347720
back when we took pride in our OC


NEET 05/04/2021 (Tue) 08:43:50 [Preview] No.347722 del
>>347721
Especially the poo pictures.


NEET 05/04/2021 (Tue) 08:47:23 [Preview] No.347723 del
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>Tamworth woman put peanut butter on her bin's lid to trap the rodents inside
She urged those fighting mice infestations to fill bin with water and drown them
Pretty smart.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9540049/Australian-farmers-trap-mice-spreading-peanut-butter-lids-bins-plagues-grip-country.html


NEET 05/04/2021 (Tue) 08:48:27 [Preview] No.347724 del
>>347722
I hope he is keeping the quanity and quality up on his poos.


NEET 05/04/2021 (Tue) 08:48:37 [Preview] No.347725 del
>>347723
I like the disconnect these people have between drowning things like mice and rate and drowning the neighbour's cat when it shits in your garden.


NEET 05/04/2021 (Tue) 08:49:10 [Preview] No.347726 del
>>347725
>and rate
and rats*


NEET 05/04/2021 (Tue) 08:53:38 [Preview] No.347727 del
>>347719
kek. look out hes got a cape


NEET 05/04/2021 (Tue) 08:55:25 [Preview] No.347728 del
>>347725
Then bragging about it to any rando they meet


NEET 05/04/2021 (Tue) 08:56:05 [Preview] No.347729 del
Signed up to the new gym.
Not as big or fancy as the chain I was going to but its much closer, only 12 bucks a week, no contract and has all the basics and then some. Had a good small gym kind of vibe to it too, I imagine the regulars all know each other. Just hope its not too busy in the mornings when I plan to go. Though it is 24/7 so maybe I could start getting up at 6 again like I was back in Novemberish.
Goon bottle in the fridge, whole pack of tendies in the oven.


NEET 05/04/2021 (Tue) 08:57:47 [Preview] No.347730 del
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NEET 05/04/2021 (Tue) 09:01:45 [Preview] No.347731 del
>>347729
>whole pack of tendies in the oven.
Well tendied neet


NEET 05/04/2021 (Tue) 09:02:13 [Preview] No.347732 del
>>347729
How many powercages does it have?


NEET 05/04/2021 (Tue) 09:03:01 [Preview] No.347733 del
>>347731
There's a bit of helen in all of us now.


NEET 05/04/2021 (Tue) 09:03:56 [Preview] No.347734 del
>>347723
Based but imagine the smell.


NEET 05/04/2021 (Tue) 09:05:05 [Preview] No.347735 del
>>347729
Good luck on your lifting.

>>347730
He should have asked for a refund.


NEET 05/04/2021 (Tue) 09:06:37 [Preview] No.347736 del
>>347732
Does it have a sprung deadlifting platform?


NEET 05/04/2021 (Tue) 09:08:24 [Preview] No.347737 del
>>347732
3. 4 benches in the dumbell area but only one of em is adjustable, oddly.
5 treadmills and other cardio stuff + a decent amount of pin loaded machines. There was only a handful of guys in the weights room when I left around 6:40. Probably emptier now.


NEET 05/04/2021 (Tue) 09:08:38 [Preview] No.347738 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Yria59-srG4 [Embed]


NEET 05/04/2021 (Tue) 09:09:31 [Preview] No.347739 del
>>347723
Fugg. Time for some mouseburger.
That is a good idea.
>grim method
Not grimmer than poison, mouse glue, and various traps that mangle, dangle, strangle rodents.


NEET 05/04/2021 (Tue) 09:09:39 [Preview] No.347740 del
>>347734
Put them in the Weber


NEET 05/04/2021 (Tue) 09:10:55 [Preview] No.347741 del
>>347739
Did you see the article I posted the other day about the guy's ute covered in mouse blood and guts after a drive? That's how bad the plague is here in some parts at the moment.

What did you have for breakfast?


NEET 05/04/2021 (Tue) 09:14:27 [Preview] No.347742 del
>>347741
My mistake, it wasn't an article, just a tweet: >>346635


NEET 05/04/2021 (Tue) 09:16:31 [Preview] No.347744 del
>>347741
No. Sucks.
French toast with garlic.


NEET 05/04/2021 (Tue) 09:17:07 [Preview] No.347745 del
>>347744
We should send you some Vegemite.


NEET 05/04/2021 (Tue) 09:21:13 [Preview] No.347746 del
Wonder what webbers favourite bbq sauces are


NEET 05/04/2021 (Tue) 09:21:43 [Preview] No.347747 del
>>347743
I'd drive across them.


NEET 05/04/2021 (Tue) 09:25:01 [Preview] No.347748 del
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>>347746
I'm not a massive sauce guy.
I don't mind pictured when I have a shitty/boring piece of steak or something.
If I have gravy, I prefer pepper gravy. Unless it's poultry or something, obviously.


NEET 05/04/2021 (Tue) 09:28:19 [Preview] No.347749 del
>>347737
You joined a gym without a power cage?


NEET 05/04/2021 (Tue) 09:29:36 [Preview] No.347750 del
>>347749
He said 3 you heckin' retart


NEET 05/04/2021 (Tue) 09:32:38 [Preview] No.347752 del
>>347749
You absolute mongoloid


NEET 05/04/2021 (Tue) 09:39:39 [Preview] No.347753 del


NEET 05/04/2021 (Tue) 09:40:10 [Preview] No.347754 del
>>347748
>>347753
And it's out of stock. Do you buy it from Woolworths?


NEET 05/04/2021 (Tue) 09:41:32 [Preview] No.347755 del
>>347750
Oh, right. I thought he said 3.4 benches, which was strange, but your explanation makes more sense.


NEET 05/04/2021 (Tue) 09:44:36 [Preview] No.347756 del
>>347755
Maybe they make special extra large benches for executives, which are counted as 1.4 benches.


NEET 05/04/2021 (Tue) 09:46:34 [Preview] No.347757 del
>>347745
Pls no.


NEET 05/04/2021 (Tue) 09:47:00 [Preview] No.347758 del
>>347754
>Do you buy it from Woolworths?
yes


NEET 05/04/2021 (Tue) 09:47:51 [Preview] No.347759 del
>>347757
It's either Vegemite or Nuro. You have to choose.


NEET 05/04/2021 (Tue) 09:51:15 [Preview] No.347760 del
NURO IS EATING HASH BROWNS

THAT IS ALL


NEET 05/04/2021 (Tue) 09:53:47 [Preview] No.347761 del
>>347760
Triple brie?


NEET 05/04/2021 (Tue) 10:03:32 [Preview] No.347762 del
Nuro once ate an entire bag of frozen hash browns to foil a masonic globohomo plot.


NEET 05/04/2021 (Tue) 10:05:30 [Preview] No.347763 del
Register my arse as a dependent!


NEET 05/04/2021 (Tue) 10:11:30 [Preview] No.347764 del


NEET 05/04/2021 (Tue) 10:11:49 [Preview] No.347765 del
Had a nap.


NEET 05/04/2021 (Tue) 10:14:42 [Preview] No.347766 del
>>347765
Time to wet the whistle?


NEET 05/04/2021 (Tue) 10:15:20 [Preview] No.347767 del
>>347764
It'll be unavailable to him until the boarders open.


NEET 05/04/2021 (Tue) 10:17:50 [Preview] No.347769 del
ordering internet food


NEET 05/04/2021 (Tue) 10:18:58 [Preview] No.347770 del
>>347769
Good meal?


NEET 05/04/2021 (Tue) 10:19:53 [Preview] No.347771 del
>>347768
I can only stand that guy's voice for so long in the way that it goes up and down.


NEET 05/04/2021 (Tue) 10:21:38 [Preview] No.347772 del
>>347748
Do you order nd get it delivered?


NEET 05/04/2021 (Tue) 10:22:07 [Preview] No.347773 del
>>347770
mcchiekn, nig mac, quarter pounder, apple pie, oreo mcfluggy, large coke


NEET 05/04/2021 (Tue) 10:22:47 [Preview] No.347774 del
>>347772
from shop
one bottle last like six monks


NEET 05/04/2021 (Tue) 10:26:21 [Preview] No.347775 del
>>347751
lol, fucking hell


NEET 05/04/2021 (Tue) 10:26:22 [Preview] No.347776 del
>>347773
I hope you enjoy.


NEET 05/04/2021 (Tue) 10:26:47 [Preview] No.347777 del
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Always Was Always Will Be
FREE GOON FOR ALL


NEET 05/04/2021 (Tue) 10:28:43 [Preview] No.347778 del
>>347777
Thanks Wizzy.


NEET 05/04/2021 (Tue) 10:29:30 [Preview] No.347779 del
>>347766
Nah, I think I'll have a feed and crash in a bit.


NEET 05/04/2021 (Tue) 10:30:43 [Preview] No.347780 del
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https://youtube.com/watch?v=1449kJKxlMQ [Embed]


NEET 05/04/2021 (Tue) 10:31:29 [Preview] No.347781 del
>>347773
Are they consumed in that order?


NEET 05/04/2021 (Tue) 10:32:14 [Preview] No.347782 del
>>347774
That's not bad. Is it hot, or just peppery?


NEET 05/04/2021 (Tue) 10:32:30 [Preview] No.347783 del


NEET 05/04/2021 (Tue) 10:32:52 [Preview] No.347784 del
Totally forgot to take my mong pill today. Still don't feel like drinking until 10pm at least.


NEET 05/04/2021 (Tue) 10:34:58 [Preview] No.347785 del
Goddam, it's 8:30 and I want to go to sleep.


NEET 05/04/2021 (Tue) 10:36:58 [Preview] No.347786 del
>>347785
Goodnight neet.


NEET 05/04/2021 (Tue) 10:41:30 [Preview] No.347787 del
>>347786
I'm not going to sleep, I just want to.


NEET 05/04/2021 (Tue) 10:43:21 [Preview] No.347788 del


NEET 05/04/2021 (Tue) 10:43:46 [Preview] No.347789 del
>>347782
it's just a peppery tomato sauce
nothing hardcore


NEET 05/04/2021 (Tue) 10:55:50 [Preview] No.347791 del
>>347780
https://youtube.com/watch?v=5AY6iEVhJE8 [Embed]


NEET 05/04/2021 (Tue) 11:00:51 [Preview] No.347792 del
>that close to death and laughs it off.
We should all strive to be that guy.


NEET 05/04/2021 (Tue) 11:02:56 [Preview] No.347793 del
>>347792
US medical bill will be the thing that actually kills him


NEET 05/04/2021 (Tue) 11:06:34 [Preview] No.347794 del
>>347793
https://youtube.com/watch?v=1449kJKxlMQ [Embed]
This the guy?


NEET 05/04/2021 (Tue) 11:08:41 [Preview] No.347795 del
>>347794
yes...


NEET 05/04/2021 (Tue) 11:09:10 [Preview] No.347796 del


NEET 05/04/2021 (Tue) 11:11:47 [Preview] No.347797 del
>>347796
Oh. I even looked at that link when you posted it.


NEET 05/04/2021 (Tue) 11:18:43 [Preview] No.347798 del
>>347794
THATS WHAT I FUCKING PPOSTED


NEET 05/04/2021 (Tue) 11:23:22 [Preview] No.347799 del
>>347798
Righteo mate.


NEET 05/04/2021 (Tue) 11:23:44 [Preview] No.347800 del
I need God to heal me quick.


NEET 05/04/2021 (Tue) 11:27:34 [Preview] No.347801 del
Good night NEETs. Sleep tight.


NEET 05/04/2021 (Tue) 11:28:02 [Preview] No.347802 del


NEET 05/04/2021 (Tue) 11:31:38 [Preview] No.347803 del


NEET 05/04/2021 (Tue) 11:31:53 [Preview] No.347804 del
>>347801
Good night NEET


NEET 05/04/2021 (Tue) 11:46:26 [Preview] No.347805 del
Haven't had tea but not hungry enough for a full pizza.


NEET 05/04/2021 (Tue) 11:50:56 [Preview] No.347806 del
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Going with a pack of these in the airfryer.


NEET 05/04/2021 (Tue) 11:54:15 [Preview] No.347807 del
I put the leftover jelly beans back in the packet. This is a highly unusual occurance.


NEET 05/04/2021 (Tue) 11:56:07 [Preview] No.347808 del
Having a goon glass.
Feeling very anxious after doing some javascript and not understanding it.


NEET 05/04/2021 (Tue) 12:01:18 [Preview] No.347809 del
Enjoying this guys stories.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=5pkzLqGkw1Y [Embed]


NEET 05/04/2021 (Tue) 12:05:48 [Preview] No.347810 del
>>347808
Just tell them that the computer did it.


NEET 05/04/2021 (Tue) 12:06:15 [Preview] No.347811 del
Night all.


NEET 05/04/2021 (Tue) 12:12:12 [Preview] No.347812 del


NEET 05/04/2021 (Tue) 13:29:46 [Preview] No.347813 del
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Friendly greetings from https://freech.ltd/fam/


NEET 05/04/2021 (Tue) 13:32:55 [Preview] No.347814 del
Couple hours getting stuck into some soydev learning. Covered event handlers, navigating the DOM, and wrote copied a little webpage using the javascript drag and drop API.
Considering a project that would move a common tool at work from oldschool .net grey laborious grey box clicking to a modern web app.


NEET 05/04/2021 (Tue) 13:39:11 [Preview] No.347815 del
>>347729
Good stuff mate, go easy on the goon tonight maybe?
>>347777
Thanks Wizzy.
>>347806
Looks tasty.
Going to the gym soon.


NEET 05/04/2021 (Tue) 13:40:59 [Preview] No.347816 del
>>347815
Same as last night. 7.7 standoes.
Have you begun your sober stint yet?


NEET 05/04/2021 (Tue) 13:44:23 [Preview] No.347817 del
>>347816
Yeah, haven't had any piss since Saturday evening.


NEET 05/04/2021 (Tue) 13:55:22 [Preview] No.347818 del
>>347817
Very nice. Gonna hit the gym a bit late tomorrow night, 8 or onwards. Aim for 0-4 standoes. Excited to get back in a rhythm. What are you training tonight?


NEET 05/04/2021 (Tue) 14:08:31 [Preview] No.347819 del
>>347818
>Aim for 0-4 standoes. Excited to get back in a rhythm
Sounds good.
>What are you training tonight?
Chest.


NEET 05/04/2021 (Tue) 20:55:43 [Preview] No.347820 del
Good morning friends.
Had two sexy dreams last night.
One was a big tiddied wench at a bbq or something and the other was a Bug hotel manager in traditional garb.


NEET 05/04/2021 (Tue) 21:22:53 [Preview] No.347821 del
>>347820
Good morning
Slow day ok the neetboard


NEET 05/04/2021 (Tue) 21:27:10 [Preview] No.347822 del
>>347802
>>347803
>>347804
(You) rich.

>>347807
You'll collect them later.

>>347808
JavaScript is nasty when you have errors.

>>347820
>>347821
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 05/04/2021 (Tue) 21:28:06 [Preview] No.347823 del


NEET 05/04/2021 (Tue) 21:48:38 [Preview] No.347824 del
>>347820
>>347821
>>347822
>>347823
Morning neets, wanted to go to coles but it's raining so doesn't look like it.


NEET 05/04/2021 (Tue) 21:49:35 [Preview] No.347825 del
not saying mordning to anyone


NEET 05/04/2021 (Tue) 21:52:04 [Preview] No.347826 del
>>347825
Cranky fella


NEET 05/04/2021 (Tue) 21:55:17 [Preview] No.347827 del
>>347824
>it's raining so doesn't look like it.
>IKTF
About wanting to outside.

>>347823
>>347824
>>347825
Morning NEETs.


NEET 05/04/2021 (Tue) 21:56:03 [Preview] No.347828 del


NEET 05/04/2021 (Tue) 21:56:20 [Preview] No.347829 del
Got Ted Egan at full blast.


NEET 05/04/2021 (Tue) 22:05:43 [Preview] No.347830 del
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➜ Kanban git:(master) ✗ git init
hint: Using 'master' as the name for the initial branch. This default branch name
hint: is subject to change. To configure the initial branch name to use in all
hint: of your new repositories, which will suppress this warning, call:
hint:
hint: git config --global init.defaultBranch <name>
hint:
hint: Names commonly chosen instead of 'master' are 'main', 'trunk' and
hint: 'development'. The just-created branch can be renamed via this command:
hint:
hint: git branch -m <name>

Pozzed


NEET 05/04/2021 (Tue) 22:11:23 [Preview] No.347831 del
>>347829
Not a bad way to start the day.


NEET 05/04/2021 (Tue) 22:12:55 [Preview] No.347832 del
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NEET 05/04/2021 (Tue) 22:13:41 [Preview] No.347833 del
Garn wage. Slow, stress free mornin, no hangover, no sleep in. Progress.


NEET 05/04/2021 (Tue) 22:18:36 [Preview] No.347834 del
>>347833
>Progress
Good to hear.


NEET 05/04/2021 (Tue) 23:17:00 [Preview] No.347835 del
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NEW 16chan THREAD
PRAY FOR THE COLLAPSE EDITION

https://16chan.xyz/ausneets/res/21294.html#


NEET 05/04/2021 (Tue) 23:20:51 [Preview] No.347836 del
>>347835
u lot r niggars


NEET 05/04/2021 (Tue) 23:36:45 [Preview] No.347837 del
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NEET 05/04/2021 (Tue) 23:47:56 [Preview] No.347838 del
>>347837
Important doggo.


NEET 05/04/2021 (Tue) 23:54:17 [Preview] No.347839 del
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>>347836
accurate

Good Morning Neets.

Up late. Been watching too much Drachinifel lately.


NEET 05/05/2021 (Wed) 00:02:41 [Preview] No.347840 del
>>347839
Good morning Nuro.


NEET 05/05/2021 (Wed) 00:23:56 [Preview] No.347841 del


NEET 05/05/2021 (Wed) 01:02:09 [Preview] No.347842 del
imagine kidnapping a retires cricketer


NEET 05/05/2021 (Wed) 01:04:32 [Preview] No.347843 del
>>347842
and failing to get a ransom or kill the hostage


NEET 05/05/2021 (Wed) 01:14:10 [Preview] No.347844 del
>>347842
Capture the Boomer gone wrong.


NEET 05/05/2021 (Wed) 01:21:55 [Preview] No.347845 del
oooooh stormy mc storm storm has rocked up


NEET 05/05/2021 (Wed) 01:30:43 [Preview] No.347847 del
>>347845
Good weather?


NEET 05/05/2021 (Wed) 01:32:41 [Preview] No.347848 del
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NEET 05/05/2021 (Wed) 01:33:51 [Preview] No.347849 del
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Back from coles, not sure what day I'm going to cook it maybe Friday and have a salad with it, or maybe just by itself


NEET 05/05/2021 (Wed) 01:37:14 [Preview] No.347850 del
>>347847
soothing rain, was expecting more lightning


NEET 05/05/2021 (Wed) 01:44:55 [Preview] No.347851 del
Hey neets. Not feeling very talkative today for some reason.


NEET 05/05/2021 (Wed) 01:48:31 [Preview] No.347852 del
>>347851
so why did you post?


NEET 05/05/2021 (Wed) 01:51:10 [Preview] No.347853 del
>>347848
Has science gone too far?

>>347849
Big feed.


NEET 05/05/2021 (Wed) 01:51:30 [Preview] No.347854 del
>>347852
I'm sorry. It was a mistake. I won't do it again.


NEET 05/05/2021 (Wed) 01:55:07 [Preview] No.347855 del
>>347854
dont' be like that


NEET 05/05/2021 (Wed) 02:12:56 [Preview] No.347857 del
>>347839
You could have your own Youtube channel by now if it wasnt for the drugs and alcohol.


NEET 05/05/2021 (Wed) 02:15:13 [Preview] No.347858 del
>>347849
>$33 a kilo
meat is the new gold/silver/crypto/NFT


NEET 05/05/2021 (Wed) 02:15:26 [Preview] No.347859 del
Doesn't look like it's going to get much warmer.
Now
8.8°C steady
Feels Like 5.6°C
Updated at 12:00 EST


NEET 05/05/2021 (Wed) 02:18:02 [Preview] No.347860 del
>>347858
Will Dan accept payment in sausages?


NEET 05/05/2021 (Wed) 02:19:46 [Preview] No.347861 del


NEET 05/05/2021 (Wed) 02:26:55 [Preview] No.347862 del
>>347836
NO! It is not us. It is YOU that is the Nigger.


NEET 05/05/2021 (Wed) 02:38:00 [Preview] No.347865 del
>>347863
Would be good wines for $30+ a bottle one would hope.


NEET 05/05/2021 (Wed) 02:39:59 [Preview] No.347866 del
>>347865
with no labels, yeah
skeptical of the 0.25g per glass / 1.25g per bottle claim


NEET 05/05/2021 (Wed) 02:42:18 [Preview] No.347867 del
>>347864
Interesting, I wonder how many bodies were found. There had to be at least one.


NEET 05/05/2021 (Wed) 02:44:32 [Preview] No.347868 del
>>347866
>0.25g per glass / 1.25g per bottle claim
I wonder if it specific bottles and how that impacts the taste. There isn't much information from my brief scan about it.


NEET 05/05/2021 (Wed) 02:46:19 [Preview] No.347869 del
>>347866
>>347868
>All wines that are selected to be featured in our curated boxes fall under our low sugar - under 0.25g/glass (150ml), low sulphur - under 95ppm/l criteria.
It could be cheap as fuck wine that is tested?

https://ketowines.com.au/pages/faq


NEET 05/05/2021 (Wed) 02:47:14 [Preview] No.347870 del
>>347867
article says they find one on the glacier every couple of years


NEET 05/05/2021 (Wed) 02:50:01 [Preview] No.347871 del
>>347857
why would i want a youtube channel ? they basically doing it for free


NEET 05/05/2021 (Wed) 02:50:34 [Preview] No.347872 del
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>>347860
We do not accept sausage as payment for our large selection of beverages. Why not come on down to one of my stores and I'm sure you will find my prices are low-low enough for you to have both sausage and drink. And what could be better than that.


NEET 05/05/2021 (Wed) 02:51:48 [Preview] No.347873 del
>>347872
suck my sausage dan


NEET 05/05/2021 (Wed) 02:52:05 [Preview] No.347874 del
>>347864
yeah the apline front was especially shitty


NEET 05/05/2021 (Wed) 02:53:47 [Preview] No.347875 del
Show us ya nips Nuro.


NEET 05/05/2021 (Wed) 02:54:52 [Preview] No.347876 del
>>347874
Nuro fought for the Kaiser in WW1 once


NEET 05/05/2021 (Wed) 02:55:48 [Preview] No.347877 del
My back is still fucked.
This lyrica shit is weak and pointless.


NEET 05/05/2021 (Wed) 02:56:24 [Preview] No.347878 del
>>347872
Craig accepts my sausage as payment.


NEET 05/05/2021 (Wed) 02:56:55 [Preview] No.347880 del
>>347877
you should roll a bunnings employee for one of those back support things they wear


NEET 05/05/2021 (Wed) 02:57:23 [Preview] No.347881 del
>>347875
You'll have that thigh hospital picture.


NEET 05/05/2021 (Wed) 02:58:19 [Preview] No.347882 del
>>347879
so much for finders keepers


NEET 05/05/2021 (Wed) 02:58:52 [Preview] No.347883 del
>>347879
Silly people. If they declare it to police there is a chance they could have claimed it legally if no one came forward. $1 million sounds like drug money.


NEET 05/05/2021 (Wed) 02:59:22 [Preview] No.347884 del
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NEET 05/05/2021 (Wed) 02:59:50 [Preview] No.347885 del
>>347883
>$1 million sounds like drug money.
$40k

>is a chance
fat chance
corrupt plods would have done what those 3 did


NEET 05/05/2021 (Wed) 03:01:23 [Preview] No.347886 del
>>347880
I have one at home, it doesn't have the shoulder straps though.


NEET 05/05/2021 (Wed) 03:08:32 [Preview] No.347887 del
>>347885
>$40k
Found by police. I can imagine their bank accounts will be examined forensically over the years.

>fat chance
I would put the effort into handing it in and following it up for a share of $40k.

Pretty sure after X days in NSW, you can request possession of the item from the police. But when that is unclear it goes to Court.


NEET 05/05/2021 (Wed) 03:09:28 [Preview] No.347888 del
Free dope and grog in the US if you get the jab.


NEET 05/05/2021 (Wed) 03:15:54 [Preview] No.347889 del
Poz loads
>A new locally acquired case of coronavirus has been reported in NSW, the Premier Gladys Berejiklian has announced.
>The man in his 50s is from Sydney’s east. Ms Berejiklian said he’d been “very active in the community”.
https://www.news.com.au/national/breaking-news/live-breaking-news-un-has-serious-concerns-over-india-travel-ban/live-coverage/e2fef2232a61bcdbb315bdd05746258b


NEET 05/05/2021 (Wed) 03:21:19 [Preview] No.347890 del
>>347889
i am expecting some more lockdowns over the colder months when people usually get a cooof


NEET 05/05/2021 (Wed) 03:22:31 [Preview] No.347891 del
i am expecting some more lockdowns over the colder months when people usually get a poof


NEET 05/05/2021 (Wed) 03:23:19 [Preview] No.347892 del
>>347890
How are you recovering after that skid on the eeb?


NEET 05/05/2021 (Wed) 03:33:29 [Preview] No.347893 del
>>347892
elbow and arm sore. i hit the ground hard and fast, dont have any gravel rash and stiches are ok because i was wearing a jacket, bike is ok too.

just need to bee more mindful of the how wet things are, even tho its was sunny the sludge i hit was like hitting ice.


NEET 05/05/2021 (Wed) 03:40:43 [Preview] No.347894 del
>>347893
>stiches are ok
That's good. I was concerned they may have opened. Everything else can heal over time.


NEET 05/05/2021 (Wed) 03:41:18 [Preview] No.347895 del
>>347894
emotional scars can last a lifetime


NEET 05/05/2021 (Wed) 03:42:29 [Preview] No.347896 del
>>347895
Thankfully we have Dan's medicine.


NEET 05/05/2021 (Wed) 03:43:32 [Preview] No.347897 del
Nuro was seriously injured once while playing road rash 2 on the sega megadrive.


NEET 05/05/2021 (Wed) 03:46:16 [Preview] No.347898 del
>>347897
Was it a fatality of sorts?


NEET 05/05/2021 (Wed) 03:59:50 [Preview] No.347899 del
>>347897
it was actually playing golden eye on the N64

i had the "bad controller" with the sketchy analogue stick and threw it through the VCR cabinet glass


NEET 05/05/2021 (Wed) 04:00:31 [Preview] No.347900 del
don't forget to buy your motherbat's cards and shit for sunday, noots


NEET 05/05/2021 (Wed) 04:00:56 [Preview] No.347901 del
>>347899
>threw it through the VCR cabinet glass
Did your parents whack you with it afterwards?


NEET 05/05/2021 (Wed) 04:01:52 [Preview] No.347902 del
>>347899
if i'd done that, my old man would have smashed the console over my head and taken away what was left forever


NEET 05/05/2021 (Wed) 04:03:51 [Preview] No.347903 del
>>347902
>taken away what was left forever
<Son, I am taking this half and this half of the console


NEET 05/05/2021 (Wed) 04:04:10 [Preview] No.347904 del
>>347902
>>347901
no the cause was made not immediately apparent


NEET 05/05/2021 (Wed) 04:05:08 [Preview] No.347905 del
>>347900
Thank you.


NEET 05/05/2021 (Wed) 04:20:55 [Preview] No.347908 del
>>347906
In-breading is a big chunk of it. People who do not know they are cousins are often more attracted to each other and then have kids.

I can't find the article anymore but there was an article from SBS about how marrying cousins in NSW in Indian community has lead to a significant increase in disabilities in children.


NEET 05/05/2021 (Wed) 04:22:22 [Preview] No.347909 del
>>347907
Prisoner trees


NEET 05/05/2021 (Wed) 04:26:37 [Preview] No.347910 del
>>347907
NEET lyfe article
>Dear Therapist: My Son Has an Impractical, Ridiculous Career Plan
>>He wants to be a stand-up comedian. I don’t want him living in my basement at age 35.
https://www.theatlantic.com/family/archive/2018/03/dear-therapist-career-plan/556622/


NEET 05/05/2021 (Wed) 04:42:13 [Preview] No.347911 del
>>347907
>tfw don't even have a tree to be friends with


NEET 05/05/2021 (Wed) 04:45:26 [Preview] No.347912 del
>>347911
Put your email on a tree pretending to be the tree.


NEET 05/05/2021 (Wed) 04:46:29 [Preview] No.347913 del
I had a harem of saplings in Estonia that I sold to peculiar middle aged men once.


NEET 05/05/2021 (Wed) 04:46:41 [Preview] No.347914 del
>>347912
user weber's h8niggers one


NEET 05/05/2021 (Wed) 04:52:59 [Preview] No.347916 del
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I wonder if anyone got sucked up
>Waterspouts near Old Bar on Tuesday

https://www.weatherzone.com.au/news/mesmerising-sat-pic-signals-dangerous-weather-/534052


NEET 05/05/2021 (Wed) 04:53:25 [Preview] No.347917 del
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9543397/Cricket-legend-Stuart-MacGill-kidnapped-Cremorne-held-ransom-alleged-crime-gang.html
>'Kidnapping' of legendary spinner Stuart MacGill takes a turn as police show up to his apartment and take him away for questioning – after claiming he was held for ransom by a crime gang


NEET 05/05/2021 (Wed) 04:54:54 [Preview] No.347918 del
>>347914
cock.li email server is becoming more unreliable.


NEET 05/05/2021 (Wed) 05:02:51 [Preview] No.347919 del
>the fucking trees probably got that pizza night email


NEET 05/05/2021 (Wed) 05:04:03 [Preview] No.347920 del
>>347915
I don't like reading this article about this kid. I hope they find anyone who was involved.

>>347916
I too would like to know about that question.

>>347917
kek boomer was confused.


NEET 05/05/2021 (Wed) 05:12:19 [Preview] No.347921 del
>>347920
>I don't like reading this article about this kid. I hope they find anyone who was involved.
Neither do I.
Unfortunately we can be quite certain the child didn't choke himself out, if that's even the injury/cause of death in question. And who talks of "severe injury" if it's a choking like the family keeps trying to make out?


NEET 05/05/2021 (Wed) 05:15:45 [Preview] No.347923 del
>>347919
Likely and some council work is sitting near the tree enjoying it.


NEET 05/05/2021 (Wed) 05:17:43 [Preview] No.347924 del
>>347922
I don't know how I feel about this article but it looks okay. I would try it.


NEET 05/05/2021 (Wed) 05:22:23 [Preview] No.347925 del
Thinking about quitting


NEET 05/05/2021 (Wed) 05:27:01 [Preview] No.347927 del
>>347925
Which NEET are you?


NEET 05/05/2021 (Wed) 05:27:43 [Preview] No.347928 del
>>347926
You got me worried. I thought it was Nadia...

Dailymail is my safe space from her.


NEET 05/05/2021 (Wed) 05:27:58 [Preview] No.347929 del
>>347927
it'll be monger


NEET 05/05/2021 (Wed) 05:30:15 [Preview] No.347930 del
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any neets getting peckish ?


NEET 05/05/2021 (Wed) 05:31:14 [Preview] No.347931 del
jackinf off at the dog shit factory


NEET 05/05/2021 (Wed) 05:32:10 [Preview] No.347932 del
>>347930
pretty sure you could legally shoot that thing


NEET 05/05/2021 (Wed) 05:37:55 [Preview] No.347933 del
>>347931
The poo warehouse?


NEET 05/05/2021 (Wed) 05:49:31 [Preview] No.347934 del
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NEET 05/05/2021 (Wed) 06:26:09 [Preview] No.347935 del
(2.62 MB 720x1280 Gook afternoon.mp4)


NEET 05/05/2021 (Wed) 06:40:07 [Preview] No.347936 del
>>347929
It's not. I've had a cruisey day except for black hoody guy spending 2 hours on the phone for an issue that should take 15 minutes.
Boss and team lead are away so I'm the most capable person here. Sending people links to internal documentation that they should have just found themselves.


NEET 05/05/2021 (Wed) 06:41:21 [Preview] No.347937 del
>>347936
Did the paper network shuffle guy get moved near you?


NEET 05/05/2021 (Wed) 06:49:09 [Preview] No.347938 del
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>>347936
how did the final office shuffle eventuate ?


NEET 05/05/2021 (Wed) 07:02:51 [Preview] No.347939 del
g'day cunts
i'm home
haven't eaten today
havin a wine


NEET 05/05/2021 (Wed) 07:05:35 [Preview] No.347940 del
>>347939
Good afternoon NEET.

>haven't eaten today
Do you worry about the need to binge?

>havin a wine
Good drop?


NEET 05/05/2021 (Wed) 07:06:10 [Preview] No.347941 del
From Tanunda, Blues for gooning.

https://www.bbbfm.com/audio-player.html


NEET 05/05/2021 (Wed) 07:07:43 [Preview] No.347942 del
How pozzed is sydney, guys?


NEET 05/05/2021 (Wed) 07:09:11 [Preview] No.347943 del
>>347941
What a strange audio player with the buffering.


NEET 05/05/2021 (Wed) 07:09:32 [Preview] No.347944 del
>>347900
Fuck that slut


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NEET 05/05/2021 (Wed) 07:10:47 [Preview] No.347946 del
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NEET 05/05/2021 (Wed) 07:12:10 [Preview] No.347948 del
>>347939
Me either. Grog is for those who want less.


NEET 05/05/2021 (Wed) 07:12:25 [Preview] No.347949 del
>>347944
The man in the ceiling probably got her a nicer card than yours anyway.


NEET 05/05/2021 (Wed) 07:12:57 [Preview] No.347950 del
>>347943
I usually go through the site.


NEET 05/05/2021 (Wed) 07:13:26 [Preview] No.347951 del
>>347940
>Do you worry about the need to binge?
might get a chook and chips from the chicken man and have the left over chook for lunch tomorrow


NEET 05/05/2021 (Wed) 07:14:02 [Preview] No.347952 del
>>347937
>>347938
Hasn't happened yet
Kinda dreading it, the old guy almost yells into the phone sometime because he's genuinely autistic and aeemingly deaf


NEET 05/05/2021 (Wed) 07:14:14 [Preview] No.347953 del
>>347951
Good choice and planning.


NEET 05/05/2021 (Wed) 07:14:40 [Preview] No.347954 del
>>347949
It's probably his brother.


NEET 05/05/2021 (Wed) 07:17:15 [Preview] No.347955 del
>>347953
Thank you, NEET.


NEET 05/05/2021 (Wed) 07:17:36 [Preview] No.347956 del
>>347952
I like him for his paper shuffling.

>the old guy almost yells into the phone
He might team up with black hoody guy when the time comes.


NEET 05/05/2021 (Wed) 07:19:53 [Preview] No.347957 del
does anybody else do a fart sitting down and have the fart bubble seem to squeeze up the groin crease and come out up top next to your dick?


NEET 05/05/2021 (Wed) 07:24:10 [Preview] No.347958 del
>>347957
I like to try and get the bubble to split around my balls.


NEET 05/05/2021 (Wed) 07:24:55 [Preview] No.347959 del
>>347957
It has happened where it travels but it is rarely.


NEET 05/05/2021 (Wed) 07:24:56 [Preview] No.347960 del
>>347939
i too am having (1) bottle of wine

actually buying decent drop instead of goon,

strategy is to drink less and feel better, its working so far.


NEET 05/05/2021 (Wed) 07:31:43 [Preview] No.347961 del
>>347960
It's not sustainable. Drinking to obliterate your emotions and sensitivities is the only long term option.


NEET 05/05/2021 (Wed) 07:35:20 [Preview] No.347962 del
>>347960
what one did you get?


NEET 05/05/2021 (Wed) 07:37:01 [Preview] No.347963 del
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>>347961
>is the only long term option.
Doesn't work for all.


NEET 05/05/2021 (Wed) 07:37:39 [Preview] No.347964 del
>>347960
this was a nuro post by the way

im sipping not gulping


NEET 05/05/2021 (Wed) 07:40:14 [Preview] No.347965 del
how good would it be seeing monk interviewed by kochie the day after he foils black hoody guy and old deaf guy and saves the office poojies and chinkies


NEET 05/05/2021 (Wed) 07:41:41 [Preview] No.347966 del
>>347961
shut the fuck going 20 standos back to 8 is a good thing

>>347962
this whole change was inspired by a red a picked up the other day

and old friend who i had not seen for some time


NEET 05/05/2021 (Wed) 07:42:19 [Preview] No.347967 del
>>347963
would honestly prefer downie posting to that mong


NEET 05/05/2021 (Wed) 07:44:32 [Preview] No.347968 del
>>347967
Why do hate him with his FAS but not Greta?


NEET 05/05/2021 (Wed) 07:45:47 [Preview] No.347969 del
>>347965
>saves the office poojies and chinkies
Don't get too far ahead. I liked the first part but don't make any of these assumptions.


NEET 05/05/2021 (Wed) 07:48:17 [Preview] No.347971 del
>>347963
He doesn't try hard enough.


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NEET 05/05/2021 (Wed) 07:50:51 [Preview] No.347973 del
>>347968
greta is a globohomo mouthpiece and a high priority target, he is just a looser mong


NEET 05/05/2021 (Wed) 07:53:25 [Preview] No.347974 del
>>347973
>he is looser
how do you know?


NEET 05/05/2021 (Wed) 07:59:15 [Preview] No.347975 del
>>347974
has no style


NEET 05/05/2021 (Wed) 08:00:45 [Preview] No.347976 del
Fucking hour commute.
Fuck wageing.
A little covered in curry but that won't stop be from my to-do list.


NEET 05/05/2021 (Wed) 08:02:03 [Preview] No.347977 del
>>347975
you know you wrote looser not loser, right?


NEET 05/05/2021 (Wed) 08:02:31 [Preview] No.347978 del