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NEET General #352 - Shocked To The Core Edition NEET 05/19/2021 (Wed) 22:49:52 [Preview] No. 353102
Have you ever been physically or mentally shocked to your core?

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NEET 05/19/2021 (Wed) 23:08:54 [Preview] No.353108 del

NEET 05/19/2021 (Wed) 23:18:25 [Preview] No.353109 del
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NEET 05/19/2021 (Wed) 23:22:25 [Preview] No.353111 del
Fucking product manager has just thrown me under the bus in an e-mail chain with my favourite customer who I have built a good relationship with over the past 2 years.
Would rather not be taxed right now to be honest.

NEET 05/19/2021 (Wed) 23:24:46 [Preview] No.353113 del
>Fucking product manager
Did you deserve it though?
Can you push you the blame onto someone else?

NEET 05/19/2021 (Wed) 23:26:36 [Preview] No.353114 del
There's nothing to blame for. He was passive aggressive and told the customer that he, the customer, had not been returning my calls, which is a massive exaggeration.
Fucking cunt expect me to be all over this API integration when I have no access to it and only get some basic documentation. Feel like telling him to do it himself and get fucked.

NEET 05/19/2021 (Wed) 23:31:57 [Preview] No.353115 del
>Feel like telling him to do it himself and get fucked.
Take a few deep breaths.

NEET 05/19/2021 (Wed) 23:42:42 [Preview] No.353118 del
send him a text at 3am tomorrow
>who teh fucgk do u thgink u r

NEET 05/19/2021 (Wed) 23:44:42 [Preview] No.353119 del
Coles hawaiin pizza for breakky

NEET 05/19/2021 (Wed) 23:47:40 [Preview] No.353122 del
Is this a happy possum or an angry possum? I can never tell.

NEET 05/19/2021 (Wed) 23:50:23 [Preview] No.353125 del
That sounds like a heavy meal. Are you going to have a nap later in the day?

NEET 05/19/2021 (Wed) 23:52:48 [Preview] No.353127 del
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Angry I would assume. It probably does it to ward of threats as it is missing a piece of its ear.

This possum is happier because it has food.

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 00:11:45 [Preview] No.353136 del
Kind of regret being a boong last night

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 00:13:35 [Preview] No.353138 del
I've given up engaging with you on the topic.

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 00:20:11 [Preview] No.353141 del
No good ever comes from it.

Your logic that Wednesday was close enough to Friday was strange as well. It was also disappointing you have a bag waiting for you.

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 00:20:23 [Preview] No.353142 del
She'll be right

https://youtube.com/watch?v=tVACUjHn6yU [Embed]

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 01:21:20 [Preview] No.353163 del

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 01:22:09 [Preview] No.353164 del
Nice brekky

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 01:27:30 [Preview] No.353165 del
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Good Morning Neets and ....

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 01:28:22 [Preview] No.353166 del
Good morning Nuro.

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 01:44:04 [Preview] No.353167 del
Another day on earth bros

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 01:46:58 [Preview] No.353168 del
get some new steering wheel bolts

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 01:47:03 [Preview] No.353169 del
Possum ate the forbidden fruit. Then we all got kicked out of the earthly paradise of the neet compound.

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 01:50:38 [Preview] No.353170 del
It's almost half over and I haven't done anything except go to the gym and not work out.

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 01:51:15 [Preview] No.353171 del
He wanted us to improve and be better.

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 01:51:32 [Preview] No.353172 del
Good morning NEET.

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 01:58:25 [Preview] No.353173 del
No he didn't. He just thought it was a garlic apple

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 02:03:23 [Preview] No.353174 del
had a repeat of the pie, chips, vanilla slice lunch
might crack a stout shortly

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 02:06:51 [Preview] No.353175 del
The same thing gets boring if you do it day after day. Tomorrow, try having two pies, double chips, and two vanilla slices.

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 02:08:01 [Preview] No.353176 del
tomorrow i am visiting the office, so i will probably go to vili's or the pierced nipples cafe

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 02:09:11 [Preview] No.353177 del
I’ve never said this before but I am experiencing some unexpected testicular pain

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 02:10:16 [Preview] No.353178 del
give them a rub

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 02:12:50 [Preview] No.353179 del
>pierced nipples cafe
give them a rub

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 02:12:52 [Preview] No.353180 del
Apply a moderate amount of soothing ointment.

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 02:14:44 [Preview] No.353181 del
That still sounds nice. I had KFC and it was too salty.

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 02:15:44 [Preview] No.353182 del
I had thought about KFC, but the bakery combo comes out at like $14 whereas my goto KFC order is like $22. I need to stop spending so much on absolute garbage food.

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 02:17:19 [Preview] No.353183 del
>KFC order is like $22.
I paid $10 for a wrap and small chips. They couldn't even be fucked folding the bag before giving it to me through the drive through...

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 02:21:29 [Preview] No.353184 del

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 02:24:09 [Preview] No.353185 del
He was a fucking catholic. Little better than body corporates or muslims tbqh.

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 02:26:09 [Preview] No.353186 del

ti already ordered

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 02:28:28 [Preview] No.353187 del
Isn't real.

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NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 02:31:14 [Preview] No.353190 del
Those masks for the smell.

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 02:31:32 [Preview] No.353191 del

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 02:33:06 [Preview] No.353192 del

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 02:38:04 [Preview] No.353194 del
He was a fucking catholic. Little better than body corporates or muslims tbqh.

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 02:40:31 [Preview] No.353195 del
This guy didn't give a fuck
>Amid the debris inside they found then-60-year-old Mr Roberts’ body lying on top of an active bar heater, with significant damage to the body from the heater still being on. The remains has “accelerated decompositional change” and “extreme charring”.

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 02:41:22 [Preview] No.353196 del
>snot block
Disgusting name.

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 02:44:12 [Preview] No.353197 del
The grimmest thing about that article was the white mussie victims family.

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 02:44:58 [Preview] No.353198 del
we got one of those at work
albanian or something
i can't stand the bitch

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 02:46:47 [Preview] No.353199 del
>mussie victims family
It was said in another thread by another NEET, but the Christian ones are okay and often want to glass the Islamic ones.

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 02:48:14 [Preview] No.353200 del
naw this one's a white mussie convert. they cant just worship allah quietly they have to turn that AIDS shit up to 11. every fukn time.

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 02:51:46 [Preview] No.353201 del
>worship allah quietly

I know of a Middle Eastern guy who is Christian. Nice bloke. He speaks what I assume is Arabic and hates those who do that shit. Pretty racist too and it is funny with his accent.

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 02:56:38 [Preview] No.353202 del
At least he had someone to talk to

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 03:00:11 [Preview] No.353203 del
the HA is starting to piss me off this week, on top of last week's comms or lack thereof
monday: do I have a spare iphone charger
wednesday: do I own a chainsaw
today: do I know where she can get guava fruit? find me a good UHD monitor and printer "within very less range for me"

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 03:08:54 [Preview] No.353204 del
> do I own a chainsaw


NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 03:09:29 [Preview] No.353205 del
pruning something leaning on a gutter

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 03:15:19 [Preview] No.353206 del
She is speaking like you're a married couple.

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 03:15:58 [Preview] No.353207 del
with none of the responsibilities on her park

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 03:16:15 [Preview] No.353208 del

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 03:17:03 [Preview] No.353209 del
My god do I regret that boong session. I can barely function at work. Absolutely mongtard behaviour

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 03:18:22 [Preview] No.353210 del
>Absolutely mongtard behaviour
Imagine how it will be next week after that gram.

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 03:25:05 [Preview] No.353211 del
And there’s a fucking toddler running around the office

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 03:26:45 [Preview] No.353212 del
Use it is an opportunity to get out of work.

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 03:30:32 [Preview] No.353213 del
I slept in past noon again. Too embarrassed for any Good Mornings.

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 03:31:39 [Preview] No.353214 del
Don't do it again.

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 03:32:24 [Preview] No.353215 del
I don't understand how it was in isolation.
>The CEO of Virgin Australia Jayne Hrdlicka has addressed controversial comments she made earlier this week, where she called for a reopening of international buttholes even if “some people may die”.
>“I absolutely understand my words, taken in isolation, were hurtful to some people,” the Virgin boss said.

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 03:32:48 [Preview] No.353216 del
No need to embarrassed because

Good afternoon NEET.

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 03:34:17 [Preview] No.353217 del
Keep hearing about mysterious stickman entities on youtube. I thought I'd heard of everything paranormal, but these are new to me.

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 03:34:22 [Preview] No.353218 del
She's just doing what's best for the shareholders.

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 03:34:34 [Preview] No.353219 del
Hi Nuro.

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 03:34:52 [Preview] No.353220 del

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 03:35:31 [Preview] No.353221 del
That can happen from time to time. Give it a few days before worrying.

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 03:36:59 [Preview] No.353222 del
I hope you put those fucking bumpers on you cheeky cunt.

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 03:37:17 [Preview] No.353223 del
It sounds quite friendly to me.

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 03:38:53 [Preview] No.353224 del
You are a piece of shit. The BO should ban you from talking about your cocaine bender coming up.

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 03:39:11 [Preview] No.353225 del
It all feels a bit one-sided to me.

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 03:42:52 [Preview] No.353226 del
what part of this bumper situation dont you understand ?

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 03:43:33 [Preview] No.353227 del

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 03:44:32 [Preview] No.353228 del
The Council is discussing the bumper situation this evening. All decisions will be final.

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 03:45:45 [Preview] No.353229 del
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>A Yarra City councillor has been accused of starting an altercation with another woman outside a gay club in South Yarra, before the councillor allegedly exclaimed “Allahu Akbar” and vowed to “make sure all these faggots die”.

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 03:47:36 [Preview] No.353230 del
I'm sure they can find a straight white male who is really to blame for this misunderstanding.

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 03:48:19 [Preview] No.353231 del
Parts arrived. good Shit. It’s all happening .

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 03:49:28 [Preview] No.353232 del
you can get 5 enema funnels going at once with that adapter

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 03:49:32 [Preview] No.353233 del
That is good news. Keep us posted on your progress.

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 03:52:21 [Preview] No.353234 del
>your cocaine bender coming up.
I would rather shame. I think it has a higher benefit.

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 03:52:45 [Preview] No.353235 del
>All decisions will be final.
I hope we reach a consensus on when all arses will be micro-chipped by.

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 03:53:43 [Preview] No.353236 del
>which hosts the popular LGBTQ dance party Poof Doof.
Was she expecting a mosque?

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 03:54:12 [Preview] No.353237 del
I hope it all goes well for the installation.

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 03:55:09 [Preview] No.353238 del
Nice dizzy

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 03:56:15 [Preview] No.353239 del
Problematic and troubling.

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 03:57:18 [Preview] No.353240 del
Thingken bout gogaine

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 04:03:33 [Preview] No.353241 del
Good day my friend. I hope your shoulder gets better as the day goes on.

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 04:03:55 [Preview] No.353242 del
>Was the price good?
It was $30. I think that is about average these days.

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 04:04:23 [Preview] No.353243 del
He needs to be starved of attention.

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NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 04:07:24 [Preview] No.353245 del
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The chillies are done. They had dehydrated to crispness and then I broke them up by hand into chunks and poured them into a jar.

I tried one they are very spicy, only a small pinch will be needed in any dish. They taste very good. Sweeter than the ones you buy from the shop.

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 04:07:27 [Preview] No.353246 del
That's fine for the price.

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 04:09:08 [Preview] No.353247 del
Very nice, I've got a bunch more growing on my habanero plant. I might dry this batch out instead of making sauce.

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 04:09:29 [Preview] No.353248 del
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Here they are in the jar. It is only a small jar. Vegetables are mostly water and when it is all gone there is not much left. Same with meat. That is why a little bag of beef jerky costs so much, because it used to be a much larger quantity before it got dehydrated.

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 04:09:53 [Preview] No.353249 del
>Sweeter than the ones you buy from the shop.
Probably better quality too.

Will you grind them up further?
I feel as if a powder would be easiest way to add them to a dish.

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 04:11:20 [Preview] No.353250 del
>Will you grind them up further?
I might. I would have to buy something to do it with though. I am thinking about it.

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 04:11:42 [Preview] No.353251 del
>Here they are in the jar. It is only a small jar.
If you only need to add a little bit when cooking that's heaps.

>That is why a little bag of beef jerky costs so much, because it used to be a much larger quantity before it got dehydrated.
You could buy it cheaper in bulk but I don't think that much salt in the meat is good in the long term.

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 04:12:21 [Preview] No.353252 del
Very spicy. These ones I grew were meant to be really mild but for some reason they weren't.

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 04:12:56 [Preview] No.353253 del
>I am thinking about it.
Try cooking something with them before purchasing one. See how it goes then make a decision based on the outcome. It may be unnecessary.

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 04:14:40 [Preview] No.353254 del
having a beer

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 04:16:11 [Preview] No.353255 del
Fresh chillis right off the plant tend to be a lot hotter than stuff you get in super markets, and yeah the habaneros are mega hot but have a really nice floral flavour, they were to hot to put in anything so I made them into some sauce, only need to use a tiny little bit on steak or something, adds a lot of flavour and heat.

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 04:17:42 [Preview] No.353256 del
have a ghost pepper

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 04:19:18 [Preview] No.353257 del
Sounds refreshing.

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 04:19:22 [Preview] No.353258 del
I'd like to grow some and makem into a sauce.

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 04:29:02 [Preview] No.353259 del

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 04:34:29 [Preview] No.353260 del
Straight up the arse

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 04:56:17 [Preview] No.353261 del
indian women are well known for nagging their men.

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 04:58:02 [Preview] No.353262 del
i think i'm going to ignore her for a while

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 04:58:12 [Preview] No.353263 del
Imagine not using Oury grips.

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 04:59:14 [Preview] No.353264 del
Thats a headache for her Backers.

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 05:01:22 [Preview] No.353265 del
Do you NEETs get your tyres rotated and wheels balanced? How often are you meant to do it?

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 05:04:14 [Preview] No.353266 del
normally you get the wheels balanced when you replace the tyre
that's also when you'd get an alignment done
you'd also get an alignment done if you have tie rods replaced
you can rotate tyres every 10,000km, if they last that long to begin with

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 05:09:47 [Preview] No.353267 del
For the rotation depends on tyre wear, balance is usually performed in conjunction with a rotation or alignment, generally though just get it taken care of once a year when your car needs to be serviced.

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 05:09:52 [Preview] No.353268 del
>normally you get the wheels balanced when you replace the tyre
and by this I mean when a brand new tyre is fitted to the rim.
they spin it and the computer tells them where to attach those little lead weights to balance the rotation

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 05:13:10 [Preview] No.353269 del
and if you have directional tyre pattern, rotation is limited to just swapping front and back on the same side of the car

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 05:14:45 [Preview] No.353270 del
>you can rotate tyres every 10,000km, if they last that long to begin with

>tfw 23,000k and still 70% tread left

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 05:14:50 [Preview] No.353271 del
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NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 05:16:10 [Preview] No.353272 del
yeah, depends how (and what) you drive
rear driver's side wheel on the commie tends to go bald before the others for some reason like a dickhead smoking it when turning right

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 05:18:10 [Preview] No.353273 del
>smoking it when turning right
If you leave KFC in a rush, you gotta do it fast.

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 05:18:32 [Preview] No.353274 del
lmao, I have these bridgestone eco touring tyres on my civic, they are as hard as a rock and don't offer much feedback through the wheel, but last for ages (will probably get 50k out them) and are excellent for fuel economy.

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 05:19:11 [Preview] No.353275 del
It’s funny you mention oury. I used to rock them all 90s and 2000s it’s the future tho and you need lock on grips and all the lock on ourys have lost a lot of that gooey squishy compliance they once had.

The sixth state of matter is a well used oury grip.

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 05:28:35 [Preview] No.353276 del
Having a goon.

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 05:32:23 [Preview] No.353277 del
Good afternoon neet.

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 05:37:24 [Preview] No.353278 del
Looks dry.

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 05:38:26 [Preview] No.353279 del
Well bantered.

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 06:04:28 [Preview] No.353280 del
time to take my pants off, have a shit, cleanse my angus, and open a bottle of wine

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 06:09:30 [Preview] No.353281 del
I keep thinking they're shrimp. I really need to clean my glasses.

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 06:10:25 [Preview] No.353282 del
>cleanse my angus
I usually use water for that, but I'm not a hip neet.

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 06:14:35 [Preview] No.353283 del
I hope you're not having a hoon too.

Hooning and gooning is forbidden.

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 06:14:38 [Preview] No.353284 del
Sounds like a complex operation. Good luck.

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 06:20:37 [Preview] No.353285 del
Having a goon and brrrrrrr on the eeb. Kino unlimited.

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 06:21:22 [Preview] No.353286 del
Born to be based.

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 06:25:32 [Preview] No.353287 del
Operation Barnacle Bill

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 06:25:49 [Preview] No.353288 del
It seems my OC is too powerful

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 06:27:30 [Preview] No.353289 del
has been completed

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 06:28:07 [Preview] No.353290 del
you could be the next OnlyFans millionaire, barge arse

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 06:28:31 [Preview] No.353291 del
Thinking about standards while taking a wage poo
Boong in me is thinking I may as well get gooned if I’m having a big binge tomorrow
Water just splashed on my neet hole

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 06:30:21 [Preview] No.353292 del
it will have more effect tomorrow if you stay off everything tonight

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 06:32:38 [Preview] No.353293 del
You posted that image on Aus/pol/ several days ago.

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 06:32:43 [Preview] No.353294 del
and why are you taking a party drug tomorrow if you don't hang out with people?

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 06:38:09 [Preview] No.353295 del
He's a wanker.

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 06:40:05 [Preview] No.353296 del
>Water just splashed on my neet hole
Wipe it!

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 06:40:13 [Preview] No.353297 del
I will be hanging out with people

The neets are very unimpressed with my cocaine use

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 06:41:31 [Preview] No.353298 del
Nuro got his tyres nitroflated once.

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 06:41:41 [Preview] No.353299 del
>I will be hanging out with people
actual friends, or just whatever losers happen to be in the bar or casino?

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 06:44:53 [Preview] No.353300 del
The rainbow was nice. I liked that part.

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 06:45:59 [Preview] No.353301 del
>The neets are very unimpressed with my cocaine use
It just isn't the use of it is. It is the bender that follows.

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 06:46:15 [Preview] No.353302 del
Good fuel economy?

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 06:47:22 [Preview] No.353303 del
There was a doggie and woman in that image from a different day and location you inept brain dead cuntazoid

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 06:47:41 [Preview] No.353304 del
Get on the glass barbie aye

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 06:47:58 [Preview] No.353305 del
it's also buying a drug that retails for something ridiculous like $1k/gram when he has fuck all savings and a credit card debt

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 06:48:32 [Preview] No.353306 del
> inept brain dead cuntazoid

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 06:50:22 [Preview] No.353307 del
>I will be hanging out with people
It's this part we don't approve of. We condone drug use.

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 07:02:13 [Preview] No.353308 del
How much does cocaine cost these days?

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 07:06:07 [Preview] No.353310 del
If you have to ask, you can't afford a coke habit.

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 07:07:24 [Preview] No.353311 del
and presumably that's a middle-man wholesale rate, so 1g is probably a lot more than the $330 or whatever it works out to from the quoted 2kg figure

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 07:08:49 [Preview] No.353312 del
I don't plan on doing any, I just remember it being pretty pricey like 10 years ago, was like $300 for a gram.

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 07:09:10 [Preview] No.353313 del
I've only seen it used once or twice and the people became fucking obnoxious.

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 07:11:45 [Preview] No.353314 del
Yes coke turns people into mega assholes.

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 07:17:07 [Preview] No.353315 del
That friend of mine who got decked at that brothel in Canberra later admitted to me that while I was with the girl he decided to do coke with some bikie he'd met there.
Which explains why he was a fucking cunt and got punched.

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 07:19:59 [Preview] No.353316 del
>got punched.

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 07:26:13 [Preview] No.353317 del
even the AFP guy who got me out of bed at 3am was all "if you both drank the same amount, why is he acting like a retard?"

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 07:31:01 [Preview] No.353318 del
>AFP guy
Did he get charged?

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 07:35:54 [Preview] No.353319 del
I don't think anybody got charged.
I'd gotten him back to the city and retired to my hotel room. Dickhead decides he wants vengeance and gets the police involved and they both come to the hotel and get me out of bed for a statement.

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 07:36:32 [Preview] No.353320 del
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>get me out of bed for a statement.

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 07:39:13 [Preview] No.353321 del
That reaction image is good at showing the flatness of the Chink face.

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 07:39:50 [Preview] No.353322 del
Monk just think about the toll that massive standard and Coke binge early this year took on you.

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 07:44:13 [Preview] No.353323 del
Monk will end up detained in a psychiatric institution.

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 07:49:05 [Preview] No.353324 del
A holiday never hurt anyone.

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 07:50:14 [Preview] No.353325 del
It might be a permanent one.

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 07:50:18 [Preview] No.353326 del
leftover chinky has been consumed

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 07:54:10 [Preview] No.353327 del
But then what would it do to somebody who was alread-, I mean, someone as based as nuro?

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 07:54:35 [Preview] No.353328 del
No wage, roof over your head and rotation of different friends to interact with during your stay. What's not to love?

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 07:55:28 [Preview] No.353329 del
I hope she wasn't too fat and old.

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 07:56:23 [Preview] No.353330 del
I used to feel I'd be fine going to prison, so long as I got an internet connection. It would literally make no difference to my life.

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 07:57:24 [Preview] No.353331 del
Moderately-sized meal?

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 07:58:40 [Preview] No.353332 del
yeah, filled a dinner plate

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 07:59:04 [Preview] No.353333 del
forgot to eat those lava cakes the other night, so that's an option for later too

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 08:04:03 [Preview] No.353334 del
My old drug buddies, you could call em friends but I don't see em much anymore.

I'm going halves in a bag. $150.

It'll be ok, thats when I had my own supply and was doing it every other day. This bag will be gone by the end of the night and then I'll have the weekend to recover. Not my first rodeo you might say.
Back on the wagon next week, h-heh heh. I had this planned weeks ago which is the only reason I'm doing it. I was half considering giving away my share to stay on the sober train but like cruisey said, everything in moderation, even binges.
avins me a longneck.

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 08:06:08 [Preview] No.353335 del
>I'm going halves in a bag. $150.
Do you have a scale?

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 08:07:27 [Preview] No.353336 del
>Back on the wagon next week, h-heh heh. I had this planned weeks ago which is the only reason I'm doing it.
>everything in moderation, even binges.

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 08:11:16 [Preview] No.353337 del
Some people can binge in moderation. You're not one of them. You either give it up or you die.

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 08:11:51 [Preview] No.353338 del

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 08:12:35 [Preview] No.353339 del
yes you are now a turbo brain dead inept cuntazoid

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 08:13:16 [Preview] No.353340 del
My buddy does


One last binge

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 08:13:19 [Preview] No.353341 del
home now, numb from the magnitude of today events

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 08:13:19 [Preview] No.353342 del
I like the last sentence. Do able.

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 08:14:04 [Preview] No.353343 del
>numb from the magnitude of today events
From the based or other events?

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 08:14:05 [Preview] No.353344 del
>like cruisey said
Not the right person to take advice from mate. He is delusional about what his drinking and drug use are doing to his life.

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 08:14:07 [Preview] No.353345 del
is it do-able or do able asking for a friend

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 08:15:39 [Preview] No.353346 del
that's how the bike path feels each time you ride over it

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 08:17:01 [Preview] No.353348 del
neetoes need to chill, have a pill

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 08:19:06 [Preview] No.353349 del
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<if you only knew

wednesday started with me fixing the rest of my car, then called boss and he told the pins and roda were comming out of today and his GF was dropping him in at 6:30 and to simply cover the shop from 9-5

then i lay offf the grog and have a shit few hours sleep and he wrings me thismorn and tells me his surgery has been delayed to 9:30 and his GF cant drive him and i need to pick him and drive him 100km in my untested 45year old car

then heaps of other random shit happened today

i feel like i passed some cosmic test

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 08:19:25 [Preview] No.353350 del
Smart. Calm before the storm. The meeting tonight will require a high level of concentration.

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 08:21:47 [Preview] No.353351 del
>he wrings me thismorn
Over stuff at work?

>i feel like i passed some cosmic test
With flying colours that were in that rainbow.

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 08:22:00 [Preview] No.353352 del
You did well Nuro.

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 08:22:51 [Preview] No.353353 del
Imagine doing lines with webber. He'd probably start ranting about internode and the HA and his experience weightlifting when he was younger. I can imagine him sitting back relaxing on the couch with a chalice of red wine laughing heartily as cruisey tries to do the worm with his top off

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 08:23:17 [Preview] No.353354 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=mpDimVuhDEA [Embed]

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 08:24:03 [Preview] No.353355 del
>laughing heartily
I don't think he is a laughing type of person.

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 08:24:42 [Preview] No.353356 del
Webby has a sense of humour

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 08:26:48 [Preview] No.353357 del
I think he means doesn't laugh as much. The wilder cunts around him keep laughing while Cruisey continues to worm across room.

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 08:33:22 [Preview] No.353358 del
webber would do them all then you kick out and tell to catch a cab home but get some maccas for him on the way

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 08:34:02 [Preview] No.353359 del
All the NEETgen in a dimly lit room sinking tinnies and doing coke off a small table gathered around shouting profanities at a TV with the live UFC pay per view playing

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 08:34:43 [Preview] No.353360 del
>tfw you will never do lines of coke off a possum's arse cheek, then grind away in a conga line of named neets
How many of us know this feel?

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 08:34:56 [Preview] No.353361 del
>catch a cab home but get some maccas for him on the way
I don't get how this works. Why catch a cab to leave then later return?

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 08:36:15 [Preview] No.353362 del
>then grind away in a conga line of named neets

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 08:36:34 [Preview] No.353363 del

the local has completely corrupted you

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 08:38:04 [Preview] No.353364 del
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NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 08:38:57 [Preview] No.353365 del
>water just splashed on my neet hole.
You're positive now.

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 08:39:57 [Preview] No.353366 del
just need cruisey to post a 7 minute vocaroo shit talking me and my night will be complete

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 08:41:36 [Preview] No.353367 del
He is probably not sober enough to put together 7 coherent minutes any more.

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 08:42:19 [Preview] No.353368 del
Here is substitute media.

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 08:42:26 [Preview] No.353369 del
He's sober enough to deliver us the erotic content we deserve.

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 08:43:30 [Preview] No.353370 del
We are still waiting for the bonnet boning erotic story.

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 08:45:05 [Preview] No.353371 del

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 08:48:02 [Preview] No.353372 del
I find that strangely arousing.

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 08:52:30 [Preview] No.353374 del
The power of makeup NEETs

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 08:52:48 [Preview] No.353375 del
She can tune into your wave length!

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 08:53:11 [Preview] No.353376 del
Is that real?

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 08:53:38 [Preview] No.353377 del
I find that strangely arousing.

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 08:54:22 [Preview] No.353378 del
lets just say it wouldn't surprise me

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 08:55:16 [Preview] No.353379 del
Need to do a big poo

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 09:03:19 [Preview] No.353381 del
What should the ideal neet be like, neets?

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 09:07:32 [Preview] No.353382 del
Cheery disposition, rosy cheeks. No warts, plays games - all sorts. Must be kind, must be witty, very sweet and fairly pretty. Sing songs, bring sweets.

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 09:10:18 [Preview] No.353383 del
Release it!

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 09:10:52 [Preview] No.353384 del
im tired neets

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 09:10:53 [Preview] No.353385 del
Little goblin was hiding behind the make-up.

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 09:12:22 [Preview] No.353386 del
A few posts were funny because they wee referencing that video were old lady falls down for that medical alert device ad.

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 09:12:38 [Preview] No.353387 del
Do the needful.

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 09:13:01 [Preview] No.353388 del
I'd ruffle his hair.

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 09:20:34 [Preview] No.353389 del

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 09:22:24 [Preview] No.353390 del
Straight to the interesting folder.

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 09:22:27 [Preview] No.353391 del
Heading to the local establishment to purchase alcohol, like I wrote on my to-do list that I wouldn't.

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 09:23:18 [Preview] No.353392 del
Who is accomplished in both the fields of being a gentleman and a scholar.

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 09:24:26 [Preview] No.353393 del

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 09:27:25 [Preview] No.353394 del
Tag with High Priority.

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 09:28:08 [Preview] No.353395 del
So it begins.

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 09:31:12 [Preview] No.353396 del
You were meant to write it on your to-don't list.

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 09:33:41 [Preview] No.353397 del
take your infowars supps.

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 09:35:04 [Preview] No.353398 del
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whoite dogs took our land aye

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 09:38:02 [Preview] No.353399 del
Weber does this at work, but it's to abuse people.

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 09:39:00 [Preview] No.353400 del
But would he wear the white glove.

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 09:42:04 [Preview] No.353401 del
A true man of culture.

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 09:46:23 [Preview] No.353402 del
A white latex glove.

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 09:47:34 [Preview] No.353403 del
E-mailed bossman and an account manager about the project manager being a fuckwit and not giving me any documentation about this integration. Hope I didn't come across as trying to slide into someone elses responsibility

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 09:50:01 [Preview] No.353404 del
If he's throwing you under the bus, you need a paper trail. He probably fucked up and is trying to push you under the bus to take away from it.

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 09:53:36 [Preview] No.353405 del
Invite them out for coke.

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 09:54:11 [Preview] No.353406 del
You aren't new to them.

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 09:54:52 [Preview] No.353407 del
It got a bit better.
I think this CBD oil is working.

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 09:55:24 [Preview] No.353408 del
Very nice, looks like it'll last a long time too.

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 09:55:49 [Preview] No.353409 del
That is good to hear. Hopefully it keeps improving.

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 09:56:53 [Preview] No.353410 del
What about all wheel drive?
My front tyres are bald on the outsides because I take corners way too hrd.

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 09:56:59 [Preview] No.353411 del

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 09:57:47 [Preview] No.353412 del
I think it's your turn.
I'm on day two no standos.

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 09:59:24 [Preview] No.353413 del
>I'm on day two no standos.
Good NEET. Keep going.

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 09:59:31 [Preview] No.353414 del
>tries to do the worm with his top off
I dislike that you know me so well.

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 09:59:43 [Preview] No.353415 del
>For vehicles that are 4-wheel, all-wheel, or rear-wheel drive, the rearward cross pattern is recommended

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 10:00:23 [Preview] No.353416 del
I would get very disappointed if no one counted how many times I did it.

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 10:01:12 [Preview] No.353417 del
Monk has taken my place as board boong again.

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 10:02:38 [Preview] No.353418 del

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 10:03:06 [Preview] No.353419 del
The corners should be softer.

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 10:04:18 [Preview] No.353420 del
The oracle has spoken, I have scarified myself to save him from the fatal title of board boong

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 10:04:57 [Preview] No.353421 del
I'm also having naproxen.

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 10:05:32 [Preview] No.353422 del
We wouldn't have to count if you keep going.

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 10:05:35 [Preview] No.353423 del
Day two of having 0.5 meals.

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 10:06:16 [Preview] No.353424 del
My neighbour is drilling into the wall with a hammer drill.
At 8pm.

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 10:06:21 [Preview] No.353425 del

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 10:06:53 [Preview] No.353426 del
Make your own decisions.
Have one or two, don't tip any out.

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 10:07:21 [Preview] No.353427 del
You need to lose some weight.

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 10:08:06 [Preview] No.353428 del
Well catch'd. There were less nasty comments about not giving out any (you)s tonight.

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 10:08:37 [Preview] No.353429 del
It's going to be a big boong on the weekend.

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 10:08:54 [Preview] No.353430 del

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 10:09:50 [Preview] No.353431 del
I have been told that I look like I'm losing weight.

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 10:10:27 [Preview] No.353432 del
Is he installing some kind of BDSM device?

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 10:10:34 [Preview] No.353433 del
There were some posts I could've given (You)'s to but I didn't want to be abrasive.

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 10:10:56 [Preview] No.353434 del
Thank you.

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 10:11:13 [Preview] No.353435 del
Average at best.

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 10:11:53 [Preview] No.353436 del
You restrained yourself for the sake of harmony and peace.

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 10:13:16 [Preview] No.353437 del
My team leader (big boss' son in law) called me in to his office and gave me some bullshit speech about making my work home balance easier, to give me more time to sort out my health.
I turned it in to a half an hour lecture on how I am more valuable to the company than anything I bill and how I hope he goes back to them and actually relays my complaints.
He then started saying how he felt guilty for being my boss.

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 10:15:04 [Preview] No.353438 del
I think it was concern.

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 10:16:35 [Preview] No.353439 del
What if stickmen hang out on the internet nowadays, and make mysterious troll posts on imageboards?

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 10:16:40 [Preview] No.353440 del
Sometimes I think Weber thinks certain NEETs posts are mine.

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 10:16:55 [Preview] No.353441 del
That sounds reasonably positive.

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 10:17:31 [Preview] No.353442 del
>some bullshit speech about making my work home balance easier, to give me more time to sort out my health.

That sounds good, why was it bullshit?

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 10:17:44 [Preview] No.353443 del
That wasn't me, and I usually have a fairly good idea who has posted what.

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 10:17:53 [Preview] No.353444 del
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Then you better give them (You)'s or they may come through your ethernet line and gobble your cat up.

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 10:19:19 [Preview] No.353445 del
Don't try and get into Weber's head, it will take you to dark places.

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 10:19:23 [Preview] No.353446 del
Cruisey how bad is your scoliosis? I also have it and often get lower back pain but have never experienced anything else as a result. My lower back is weak and as a result my upper back compensates and I have 'defensive muscles' that spasm if I get a back massage which leaves me giggling and squirming like a schoolgirl. I'm kinda worried about the longer term effects.

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 10:21:09 [Preview] No.353447 del
Trust multiple NEETs to have a spinal condition that primarily affects 12 year old girls.

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 10:21:16 [Preview] No.353448 del
What if you bring a torch?

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 10:21:19 [Preview] No.353449 del
Is that one of nuros aliens, you know the ones that do the "probing"

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 10:22:02 [Preview] No.353450 del
Because I dislike favoritism or allowances of any kind.
Just because I have a fucked body and history of mental health issues, I don't deserve to be treated differently.
Either they treat everyone the same or they can get fucked.

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 10:22:22 [Preview] No.353451 del
>leaves me giggling and squirming like a schoolgirl

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 10:22:38 [Preview] No.353452 del
I just wanted a (You) from you.
I hope you are having a nice night.

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 10:23:15 [Preview] No.353453 del
I am, thank you.

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 10:23:48 [Preview] No.353454 del
I've got rods and bolts in my back, plus part of my foot was cut off so I stand funny, meaning it's all a bit off centre.
Nothing gets better by itself.

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 10:24:02 [Preview] No.353455 del
The less you see in there the better.

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 10:24:44 [Preview] No.353456 del
A lot of NEETs but not all seem to come from backgrounds where issues are not dealt with unless it's life or death. Our medical system sucks for preventative medicine.

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 10:24:55 [Preview] No.353457 del
It's from all those years of wearing heels.

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 10:25:14 [Preview] No.353458 del
They are trying to help you for your own sake but also for theirs. You being so stressed out all the time probably stresses them too.

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 10:25:53 [Preview] No.353459 del
I'll bring one of those really shiny lights and a stick to poke anything that I don't like.

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 10:25:59 [Preview] No.353460 del
That's good to hear.
I went to the centre for dinner.
It was shit. I gave it to the dog when I got home.
Got chinky from the place next to the hot spud place.

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 10:26:12 [Preview] No.353461 del
I remember in year 8, all the girls were made strip off one lunch time and were checked for scoliosis and some other shit. They tried to black out the windows, but we peaked in.

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 10:26:38 [Preview] No.353462 del
Yeah, probably.
They should fire me or quit.

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 10:26:39 [Preview] No.353463 del
>Our medical system sucks for preventative medicine.
A lot of people choose not to go to a doctor unless they are on death's door.

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 10:27:19 [Preview] No.353464 del
Yeah, nothing good comes of that food court. Cafe Aqua outside used to be OK in a Cafe Primo kind of way.

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 10:27:29 [Preview] No.353465 del
Or you can all just work something out that benefits everyone. That is the way of the modern workplace. There is no shame in it.

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 10:28:25 [Preview] No.353466 del
Any adjustment is simply levelling the playing field. Getting an accommodation in education for example isn't an advantage. It's often what people need to compete at the same level as other students.

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 10:29:05 [Preview] No.353467 del
That's where Monaro and I had our first date.
I had a steak there about 4 years ago and was sick for a couple of days, I haven't been back.
The schnit place in Modbury is good but I haven't been to the one there.

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 10:29:18 [Preview] No.353468 del
>part of my foot was cut off
Go on...

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 10:30:08 [Preview] No.353469 del
That's how you know they are men.

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 10:30:48 [Preview] No.353470 del
I remember you telling this story years ago. I enjoyed reading it again.

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 10:30:54 [Preview] No.353471 del
I've had a couple of schnitzels delivered from there. They're quite OK delivered, so probably pretty reasonable dine-in.

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 10:31:40 [Preview] No.353472 del
I fear if I reduce my hours I won't get to have my own office, which is probably only 6-12 months away.
I should've got this one really but they don't understand what the job is, let alone how to manage it.
Once they iron out some of the shit, it'll be okay.
Hopefully having a family member as the TL will speed that up.

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 10:32:01 [Preview] No.353473 del
I don't understand.

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 10:32:25 [Preview] No.353474 del
It was skin grafted back on.
I've posted about this before. Several times.

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 10:33:28 [Preview] No.353475 del
There used to be an okay pub there, I can't remember what it was called but I remember getting smashed out the front then playing in tunzafun and awkwardly trying to hit on emo chicks.

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 10:33:43 [Preview] No.353476 del
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16 days durrie free and 7 off the standards. No booze is much harder. Hardly sleep. Forced to look at how fucked my life is. Usually hit the standards to forget. Fucking covered in curry.

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 10:34:46 [Preview] No.353477 del
Yeah, it was a Louisiana Tavern or something. It wasn't very good.

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 10:35:56 [Preview] No.353478 del
We just assumed they were upgrading you into a cyborg superhero.

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 10:37:03 [Preview] No.353479 del
>16 days durrie free and 7 off the standards.
You are doing well NEET. You need to confront these issues that you have identified as causing you anxiety in your life. Set yourself some goals to help deal with them.

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 10:37:19 [Preview] No.353480 del
There was a time I had my wisdom teeth growing sideways in all my other teeth. Nothing in public system would do anything at any reasonably speed. I just had to keep eating pain killers until we were by luck able to afford the surgery. This countries medical system can be a joke.

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 10:37:56 [Preview] No.353481 del
Thats awesome m8 keep going try and stay positve.

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 10:38:57 [Preview] No.353482 del
Sorry to hear that man.

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 10:39:25 [Preview] No.353483 del
>Louisiana Tavern
Ah yeah, that's right.

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 10:39:29 [Preview] No.353484 del
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You should focus on equity rather equality. Not everyone is equal. Needing support doesn't make it unfair for the others.

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 10:40:26 [Preview] No.353485 del
Facing your future and planning for it is a good first step. You are doing well.

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 10:40:33 [Preview] No.353486 del
When I was all mangled, I seriously considered going to India and going on stem cell trials (they did it there, just not in Australia at the time).

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 10:41:22 [Preview] No.353487 del
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NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 10:41:50 [Preview] No.353488 del
Support in any form means it's unequitable for people who don't whine enough to receive it.

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 10:43:10 [Preview] No.353489 del

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 10:44:43 [Preview] No.353490 del
Squeaky wheel bullshit. Fuck that.
In a just world, we'd all just get nothing.

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 10:45:43 [Preview] No.353491 del
I should tell someone in a wheel chair to toughen up. I walk up the stairs each day. They shouldn't get all complacent and lazy about using the stairs.

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 10:47:59 [Preview] No.353492 del
You shouldn't need to.
If they want it, they should work out a way or go without.
Same as anything else or anyone in any situation.
The law of the jungle is the only natural way.

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 10:48:51 [Preview] No.353493 del
You should always tip chair people out to see if they're faking it.

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 10:49:49 [Preview] No.353494 del
Or... for every ramp they make for a wheelchair user, they should make something that is equally beneficial for the people who don't have to be in a wheelchair.
And that bit isn't fair.

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 10:50:30 [Preview] No.353495 del
>In a just world, we'd all just get nothing.
Then I should be dead, good thing probably.

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 10:50:50 [Preview] No.353496 del
Sometimes Cruisey makes statements he can't possibly believe in. It is almost like he starts playing a character. Is this character the person he wants to be? He is not that person though.

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 10:50:55 [Preview] No.353497 del
lol don't worry I'm just playing.
Of course I support frivolous tax payer expenses, including my wage.

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 10:51:58 [Preview] No.353498 del
>good thing probably.
Do not say things like that please.

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 10:53:17 [Preview] No.353499 del
Settle down mate.
I support our socialist health care system whole heartedly and you helped pay for it.

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 10:54:00 [Preview] No.353500 del
I'm just multi-dimensional.
I think I believe everything to an extent.

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 10:55:58 [Preview] No.353501 del
I should stop posting for the night. In a funny mood.

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 10:56:38 [Preview] No.353502 del
>a funny mood.
A queer mood they would have called it in the olden days.

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 10:57:54 [Preview] No.353503 del
Wanna play old school runescape again. Having a tough time recovering my old hotmail address to recover my account with 99 cooking.

Keep going. The sleep will improve, I've read online that for some people it takes up to a month. Similar experiences with the walls falling down and the harsh truth revealing itself.

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 10:57:58 [Preview] No.353504 del

You don't know how to use a ramp or lift? Most accessibility features in buildings can be used by everyone.

I am not him. The boss accepted the changes because it's the law. He would otherwise need to justify why he cannot allow the accommodation. It costs them nothing. It probably benefits society by having one less car on the road.

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 10:59:41 [Preview] No.353505 del
Queer mood for the straight dude.

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 11:00:31 [Preview] No.353506 del
>ramp or lift
We should do away with stairs all together.
Able-normative barriers that discriminate.

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 11:02:07 [Preview] No.353507 del
I posted that photo a while ago of the dining hall in a monastery that had a door you couldn't fit through if you were fat.

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 11:02:46 [Preview] No.353508 del
Yeah, I'm going to bed.
Otherwise I'm going to keep making silly posts that are offensive, mostly to people who aren't even on this board.
Good night friends.

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 11:03:05 [Preview] No.353509 del
I like running up ramps tbqh

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 11:03:39 [Preview] No.353510 del
We'll jam the executives through.

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 11:04:03 [Preview] No.353511 del
Good night NEET. Sleep tight.

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 11:04:29 [Preview] No.353512 del
Good night my friend.

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 11:08:12 [Preview] No.353513 del
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You're doing gr8 m8. Why not celebrate your success with a beer and a few cigarretes? Just one won't hurt. You deserve it.

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 11:11:48 [Preview] No.353514 del
Dan you bloody mongrel.

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 11:17:50 [Preview] No.353515 del
Good night NEETs. Sleep tight.

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 11:30:05 [Preview] No.353516 del
Good night NEET.

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 11:36:30 [Preview] No.353517 del
Me lower back's been aching all today. Wondering if I caught scoliosis from the board.

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 11:37:36 [Preview] No.353518 del
found a half-eaten bag of snakes in my backpack from when I last visited Motherbat
eating them now

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 11:44:32 [Preview] No.353520 del
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NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 11:47:28 [Preview] No.353521 del
transferring to bed now

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 11:54:44 [Preview] No.353522 del

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 11:59:35 [Preview] No.353523 del
Only 1 beer left in the fridge and its 10pm :/

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 12:00:49 [Preview] No.353524 del
Tip it down the sink and go to bed.

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 12:01:42 [Preview] No.353525 del
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NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 12:08:07 [Preview] No.353526 del
I have identified a 7 minute window where a certain NEET is vulnerable due to a transference procedure. Now to plan the heist.

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 12:16:14 [Preview] No.353527 del

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 12:24:20 [Preview] No.353528 del
I don't need a partner on this one. The (you)s will all be mine.

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 12:37:52 [Preview] No.353529 del
Sounds like a nice lunch mate.
Nah fuck him, if he wasn't a pedo himself he was covering for heaps of them, I'd have a lot more respect for the Chruch if scum like him were given the boot.
Some girl in one of my uni classes brought Greta up today.
Stuff like this cracks me up.
Looking real nice NEET.
>Do you NEETs get your tyres rotated and wheels balanced? How often are you meant to do it?
I get that done by driving over speed humps at 50km/h on the way to Dan's with minutes to spare until closing time.
That's an old one.
I agree with Nuro, this sort of combination is very much against the NEET mindset.
The CEO is Weber.
The second picture looks like my old area manager at the wage.
Sounds like a fun time.
18 degrees today in Shitbourne, went into uni today, spoke a little to the Brit, I got lucky because I got paired with her for some group work, tomorrow is d-day, tomorrow I will ask her out, wish me luck bros.

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 12:40:57 [Preview] No.353530 del
Hello Sperg, it is nice to see you.

>tomorrow I will ask her out, wish me luck bros.
Good luck! Let us know how you go.

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 12:44:52 [Preview] No.353531 del
Good evening, Sperg!

Good luck with the girl tomorrow.

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 12:46:58 [Preview] No.353532 del
Good to see you too mate, how has your day been?
>Good luck! Let us know how you go.
Thanks, I'll let you guys know what happens as soon as I can.
Evening mate.
>Good luck with the girl tomorrow.

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 12:48:58 [Preview] No.353533 del
>how has your day been?
Pretty good, didn't do much.

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 12:53:57 [Preview] No.353534 del
>Pretty good, didn't do much.
Fair enough, that's how the days are sometimes.

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 13:01:10 [Preview] No.353535 del
My jaw is sore from chewing lebanese flat breads.

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 13:19:22 [Preview] No.353536 del
Might get lip fillers

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 13:29:06 [Preview] No.353537 del
You would look good with them, not going to lie.

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 14:07:18 [Preview] No.353538 del
I got to help a kid today that was full Spurdo.
Feels good man.

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 14:08:08 [Preview] No.353539 del
Wondering if Nuro likes the 1994 movie Speed starring Keanu Reeves, Dennis Hopper and Sandra Bullock.

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 14:10:58 [Preview] No.353540 del
Well done NEET. It is nice to feel like we have helped someone.

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 14:13:46 [Preview] No.353541 del
I don't think he would view it as being kino, but I don't think he would hate it either. I doubt Sandra Bullock is his type.

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 14:17:17 [Preview] No.353542 del
Feeling nervous about asking that Brit out bros...

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 14:20:06 [Preview] No.353543 del
It will be okay.

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 14:21:20 [Preview] No.353544 del
holy shit the temperature in my house just dropped like ten degrees in a matter of 30 seconds.
I'm breathing fog.
No windows or doors open, thermostat says ten degrees.
All the cats that squat in my house have all run away.

I'm getting my Katana, if it's a skinwalker know that I was not a coward NEETs

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 14:25:25 [Preview] No.353545 del
Good luck NEET.

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 16:42:51 [Preview] No.353546 del
Fuck I think my PC is going to die.
I just had to take it apart and put it back together.
I think it's a RAM card failure which isn't so bad.

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 18:54:25 [Preview] No.353547 del
Morning neets. Feeling hungry. What's for breakfast?

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 18:59:56 [Preview] No.353548 del
When the rest of the neetcrew gets up, we need to help this neet by solving his murder

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 20:33:38 [Preview] No.353549 del
Have a nice warm cup of caro

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 20:34:06 [Preview] No.353550 del
what did you do to it?

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 21:09:54 [Preview] No.353551 del
Does the Liquid Assets Waiting Period just mean I have to wait a certain amount of time to applying if my savings exceed $5,500?

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 21:29:52 [Preview] No.353552 del
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NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 21:30:31 [Preview] No.353553 del
You can do it, Sperg.

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 21:31:17 [Preview] No.353554 del
I had a slice of banana brott and have just cracked a mondster.

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 21:33:49 [Preview] No.353555 del
akshully the premise was that the bomb was on the bus and the speed of the bus was the critical factor. because of the moving frame of, direction was not a factor, thus "velocity" would have been misleading.

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 21:34:17 [Preview] No.353556 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=WJnQmF09QDA [Embed]

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 21:40:28 [Preview] No.353557 del
that is what the picture says, yes

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 21:41:23 [Preview] No.353558 del
Thank (You)

Get a stick and tap it to find out.

How big is the bag?


The doomer.

Good luck.


>All the cats that squat in my house have all run away.
Spooky. How many are there?


I think so, there is a general guide on how long the wait is on their website. I think 13 weeks it the longest period.

Good morning NEET.

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 21:41:43 [Preview] No.353559 del
you are deliberately missing the point of my clever post, sir.

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 21:43:21 [Preview] No.353560 del
I have had a tall glass of Metamucil this morning, as I have stabbing pains in my stomach. I am thinking about laxatives but once you take them you start shitting and don't really stop.

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 21:50:14 [Preview] No.353561 del
>I am thinking about laxatives but once you take them you start shitting and don't really stop.
are there any downsides?

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 21:51:24 [Preview] No.353562 del
>How big is the bag?
it was just one of those normal size lolly bags

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 21:51:24 [Preview] No.353563 del
Not making it to the toilet in time means big mess.

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 21:55:51 [Preview] No.353564 del
As an executive grows in size and greatness, and slows in speed, he needs to develop a more tolerant attitude towards having his own faeces smeared all over the floor.

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 21:57:29 [Preview] No.353565 del
sometimes it doesn't even make it to the floor, it just gets lost in another skin fold

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 21:57:42 [Preview] No.353566 del
That's fine. A family pack would be a big feed.

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 21:58:06 [Preview] No.353567 del
Transported to another dimension.

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 22:00:20 [Preview] No.353568 del
The pain is not as bad as when I was lying down. I will most likely tolerate the next 24 hours until the Metamucil creates big poo.

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 22:06:37 [Preview] No.353569 del
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NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 22:08:30 [Preview] No.353570 del

notice we have to keep hearing about male on female domestic violence, but nobody wants to talk about mothers murdering their infant children every other week (and getting away with it)

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 22:09:31 [Preview] No.353571 del
kek, people are fucked.

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 22:17:03 [Preview] No.353572 del
>Barnaby Joyce also drew controversy on the Gaza conflict as he described the issue as "someone else's turd".
An australian politician has actually said something intelligent on tv. What's going on here neets? Have I woken up in a different timeline?

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 22:17:52 [Preview] No.353573 del
I hope someone can lend this promising young man some rohypnol

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 22:18:49 [Preview] No.353574 del
The poor man's artificial tan

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 22:31:35 [Preview] No.353575 del
>promising young man
>12'yo neice

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 22:32:32 [Preview] No.353576 del
it was probably just an innocent mistake on reading comprehension neet's part

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 22:48:22 [Preview] No.353577 del
oh no the beetus

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 22:50:49 [Preview] No.353578 del
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NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 22:51:37 [Preview] No.353579 del
that pretty brutal and looks exactly like a guy i know who was career Big W

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 22:55:11 [Preview] No.353580 del


good morning neets, glad to get some sleep off to werk

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 22:56:44 [Preview] No.353581 del
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NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 22:57:32 [Preview] No.353582 del
Another day on earth bros.

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 22:58:27 [Preview] No.353583 del

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 22:58:39 [Preview] No.353584 del
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NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 22:58:45 [Preview] No.353585 del
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NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 22:59:04 [Preview] No.353586 del
Good morning Nuro.

Good morning NEET.

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 23:02:48 [Preview] No.353587 del
Wankin from home.

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 23:03:51 [Preview] No.353588 del
9 to 5?

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 23:05:29 [Preview] No.353589 del
Yep. Might play some runescape half afk too.

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 23:05:56 [Preview] No.353590 del
what time you breaking out the coke?

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 23:06:09 [Preview] No.353591 del
Nuro was actually slated to star in that movie, but the director fired him after a few days of shooting due to drug use. They instead got a no-talent washed up former teen idol called Keanu, whose career was effectively launched by the movie. Nuro could've gone on to be Neo, and John Wick, but for the codeine addiction. Let this be a lesson to you kids.

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 23:07:24 [Preview] No.353592 del
>Let this be a lesson to you kids.
Take codeine?

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 23:08:36 [Preview] No.353593 del
Fat and Furious: Need for Eeb

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 23:09:58 [Preview] No.353594 del
IKTF. Still, gonna try to make something of it.

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 23:12:02 [Preview] No.353595 del
if I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive, they would eventually find me attractive

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 23:14:01 [Preview] No.353596 del
The franchise flopped.

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 23:15:50 [Preview] No.353597 del
I think nuro would've made an excellent john wick. Instead of side swiping people with a mustang, he could've done it with his ebike.

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 23:18:34 [Preview] No.353599 del
I'd watch the trilogy.

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 23:18:42 [Preview] No.353600 del
About 7 tonight

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 23:19:31 [Preview] No.353601 del
have 10-16 beers as an entree

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 23:19:37 [Preview] No.353602 del
She's not at Nadia's level yet...

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 23:20:45 [Preview] No.353603 del
i know which i'd do disappointing sex on first

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 23:27:47 [Preview] No.353604 del
You still have time. Until she gets to the 2 year publishing threshold were she writes more garbage articles about discovering her true self.

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 23:39:23 [Preview] No.353605 del
audible kek

NEET 05/20/2021 (Thu) 23:56:08 [Preview] No.353607 del
I am more disappointed that Bill Gates theories have taken a back seat.

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 00:00:05 [Preview] No.353608 del
That cat loves the guy but he is ripping on it. what an arsehole.

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 00:02:49 [Preview] No.353609 del
Lies. Nuro walked off the set because the director wasnt based.

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 00:04:36 [Preview] No.353610 del
I hope the results for doggo are all good today.

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 00:14:34 [Preview] No.353611 del
He is.

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 00:20:17 [Preview] No.353612 del
Me too.

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 00:24:54 [Preview] No.353613 del
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telehealth appointment concluded

fortes aquired

achievement unlocked

now have to leave work to check in with my NEIS provider at the local employment agency, the appoints are auto generated and non negotiable.(when they feel like it) fun times.

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 00:26:52 [Preview] No.353614 del
>fortes aquired
Have the doctors come to expect they will prescribing it?

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NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 00:30:07 [Preview] No.353616 del
>NEIS provider at the local employment agency
Are you under reporting your work? I am pretty sure there is a threshold that once you work X hours they fuck off until your hours reported are reduced.

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 00:33:32 [Preview] No.353617 del
one just had bi yearly audit and the shitheads regulators try to spook them about painmeds.

they always say they are prescribing to much, literally every single doctor (and i have had many) tells me the exact same story

i wish i could tell them about it but that would severely compromise me

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 00:36:13 [Preview] No.353618 del
i just came off a med certificate (from my surgery) todays interaction with someone i have never met will determine if i will need to get another one

ill be reporting the truth. i am still recovering and am evaluating if i am capable of full time work.

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 00:42:11 [Preview] No.353619 del
How long have you been granted for Cenno medical certificates for?
The yearly limit is 6 months.

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 00:44:58 [Preview] No.353620 del
in your case the doctor is writing medical exemptions for slacking and prescribing opiates to service an addiction. Thats a legit argument for regulation.

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 00:47:43 [Preview] No.353621 del
Thanks for the good wishes NEETs, I'll let you know how everything goes.

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 00:51:07 [Preview] No.353622 del

thats blatantly false i still have a broken thumb and needed elbow surgery and i commute by bike

entirely legitimate needs for a med cert and pain relief. god i feel like insulting you. but then you would probably have a sook

hurrumphh good afternoon and goodby neets

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 00:51:40 [Preview] No.353623 del
cya later chonky boi

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 01:01:15 [Preview] No.353626 del
She should have went straight to a solicitor. I feel as if documents would go missing and or they will blame it on some contractor. It's a intellectual property matter.

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 01:01:53 [Preview] No.353628 del
Kek. Nuro is literally the reason there are regulators.

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 01:19:11 [Preview] No.353629 del
m8, the last thing I want is pozzed melbournians running around my state

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 01:22:40 [Preview] No.353630 del
Straight to gallows!

Banned in Germany most likely.

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 01:23:33 [Preview] No.353631 del
And thus nuro walked off the set of /ausneets/. Who can we find to take his place?

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 01:24:32 [Preview] No.353632 del
>Who can we find to take his place?
No one escapes the bucket.

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 01:30:57 [Preview] No.353633 del
Just started watching a twitch stream on using docker, but the streamer is a nigger. Is it worth giving him a chance?

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 01:35:45 [Preview] No.353634 del
Link please

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 01:37:55 [Preview] No.353635 del

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 01:41:15 [Preview] No.353636 del
just watch it and then call him a nigger

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 01:41:29 [Preview] No.353637 del
>have a sook

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 01:45:52 [Preview] No.353638 del
He's actually ok, although I don't really understand the domain he's talking about.

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 01:51:15 [Preview] No.353640 del
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do the needful

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 01:52:51 [Preview] No.353641 del
Roasties and sexbots BTFO, man's best friend is now his best friend with benefits

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 01:53:33 [Preview] No.353642 del
>Lucy Hurley, for the prosecution, told the court a jail term was appropriate for Dennis’s offending but did not oppose a suspended sentence because of his intellectual disability.
Mong excuse.

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 01:56:31 [Preview] No.353643 del
Pleading mongsanity.

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 02:02:10 [Preview] No.353644 del
>The videos were filmed in a work office space inside a shed at his parent’s property in Armagh, in the state’s Mid-North, where an opened jar of peanut butter was also found by officers.
>During his sentencing, Chief Magistrate Mary-Louise Hribal said Dennis used the condiment to entice the animals to lick his penis.


NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 02:12:38 [Preview] No.353645 del
might go to bunnings shortly

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 02:14:23 [Preview] No.353646 del
Big shop?

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 02:15:05 [Preview] No.353647 del
Ca you pick up a tub of peanut butter please? It's not actually for me.

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 02:16:00 [Preview] No.353648 del
one 140x30x1.2m DAR pine board
one 1220x610x6mm plywood sheet

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 02:16:25 [Preview] No.353649 del
bearing grease is similar, sure

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 02:25:24 [Preview] No.353650 del
could you get me a can of black kill rust


NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 02:27:59 [Preview] No.353651 del
after the things you've said to me this week?

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 02:28:22 [Preview] No.353652 del
Hope monk calls off the binge.

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 02:29:03 [Preview] No.353653 del
for what purpose ?

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 02:32:55 [Preview] No.353654 del
pissed out two cans of monster and a medium latte

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 02:34:42 [Preview] No.353655 del
When has he ever done the things we wanted him to do?

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 02:35:06 [Preview] No.353656 del
Big project?


NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 02:38:48 [Preview] No.353657 del
the DAR is to replace a board I fucked up the other day, and the plywood is to make a jig for the next phase
might post a picture on the weekend
might not either

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 02:53:41 [Preview] No.353658 del
im really not digging this new victim complex matey

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 03:00:13 [Preview] No.353659 del
Sorry NEETs my phone did that static clicking shit again.

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 03:02:48 [Preview] No.353660 del
Well done!

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 03:10:47 [Preview] No.353661 del
Imagine not buying timber from your local timber yard.

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 03:13:07 [Preview] No.353662 del
Good news. Good work!

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 03:13:12 [Preview] No.353663 del
multi ply wood laminates are a shit whore to cut and drill. if your making a jig just get mdf at one fifth the price.

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 03:15:33 [Preview] No.353664 del
MDF will destroy a circular saw blade in short order.

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 03:16:58 [Preview] No.353665 del
You bloody legend.

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 03:21:03 [Preview] No.353666 del
Get a yellowtop to celebrate.

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 03:25:04 [Preview] No.353667 del
>movement at the station
faark yeah

Going to get meself a lunch time longneck.
It has begun.

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 03:25:37 [Preview] No.353668 del
I hope Spergo makes it clear to this British bird that he is interested in her romantically. I don't want him to end up in one of those situations where he thinks he is dating her but she thinks they are just friends.

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 03:26:30 [Preview] No.353669 del
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>a lunch time longneck

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 03:26:45 [Preview] No.353670 del
I hope she is one of these britbongs who has discovered deodorant.

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 03:27:23 [Preview] No.353671 del
lip fillers will make you even more kissable, gorgeous

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 03:30:55 [Preview] No.353672 del
Spergo needs to wear an earpiece and wire when he goes on this date so the big brain NEETs can tell him what to say at any given moment. And also tell him when to touch bobs.

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 03:33:11 [Preview] No.353673 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=T2AnqEMIYMA [Embed]

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 03:33:16 [Preview] No.353674 del
SPREGO! You fucking legend.

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 03:37:06 [Preview] No.353675 del
>touch bobs.
Will vegene touch come later?

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 03:38:11 [Preview] No.353676 del
2nd or 3rd date

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 03:39:15 [Preview] No.353677 del
cant knock off early today because some cunt is picking up a bike at 4:30


NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 03:39:44 [Preview] No.353678 del
Then straight to the beach?

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 03:41:42 [Preview] No.353679 del
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NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 03:44:19 [Preview] No.353680 del

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 03:44:24 [Preview] No.353681 del
got stuck in the old thread

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 03:44:47 [Preview] No.353682 del
[spergo touching a bob]

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 03:47:41 [Preview] No.353683 del
Just remember when feeling nervous around them, women aren't your intellectual equal. Never forget that when talking to them, and never let them forget that either.

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 03:49:08 [Preview] No.353684 del
you could also kill them with minimal physical effort if you had to

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 03:49:56 [Preview] No.353685 del
How did you survive?

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 03:50:43 [Preview] No.353686 del
I ate one of the unnamed NEETs who was also stuck there.

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 03:51:25 [Preview] No.353687 del
Thanks NEETs. You guys might not realise it but coming on here and talking to you guys about it helped me actually follow though and do it, I didn't want to disappoint you boys by coming back here and saying that I bitched it.
I might do that, but later.
I will try to make my intentions as clear as I can, as soon as I can.
I think she is.
We'll see how we go.
I forgot how funny Sam Hyde can be.
17 degrees today in Shitbourne, feeling pretty glad about how things have turned out, even if things don't go perfectly, this is still a win for me.

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 03:52:10 [Preview] No.353688 del
This is why the board is dying.

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 03:53:19 [Preview] No.353689 del
You deserve the absolute best. You're a good cunt.
Bitching out wouldn't be the end of the world, you need to do what is good for you.

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 03:54:28 [Preview] No.353690 del
Regardless of what happens, it's all good practice.

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 03:54:49 [Preview] No.353691 del
One of the larger neets?

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 03:55:07 [Preview] No.353692 del
nah it will be shit traffic back to my place and by the time i grab the eeb and head down it will be cold and dark

there is a nasty south easterly that just blows through everything and very little cover from it

reeeeee friday ruined. Driving Down to Noosa to catch up a with a mate tommorrow so will have to lay off the grog sll tomorrow too ahhhhh i just wanto to boong it up with my fortes.....denied

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 03:55:14 [Preview] No.353693 del
'twas but a snack

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 03:55:37 [Preview] No.353694 del
just stay in tonight and make a lamb roast

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 03:56:38 [Preview] No.353695 del
>even if things don't go perfectly, this is still a win for me.
Exactly right m8. I love your attitude towards it. We are all proud of you.

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 03:58:08 [Preview] No.353696 del
>i just wanto to boong it up with my fortes.....denied
Clean living lyfe.

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 04:02:16 [Preview] No.353697 del
Just about cracked it on a slack channel with 75 people in it because of this fucking integration and the product manager being a cunt.

Gonna go squirt my guts out.

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 04:03:43 [Preview] No.353698 del
>Just about cracked it on a slack channel
Deep breaths.

>Gonna go squirt my guts out.
Be grateful you can.
I am sitting here full of shit, feeling like shit.

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 04:03:48 [Preview] No.353699 del
>You deserve the absolute best. You're a good cunt.
Thanks NEET, you're a legend too.
>Bitching out wouldn't be the end of the world, you need to do what is good for you
I meant more than I'm glad that I did something that I was nervous as fuck about doing and I was able to actually go and do it rather than just quit like I have so many times in the past.
Exactly, if you had told me even a few weeks ago that I'd be able to go up to some girl in my uni class and strike up and conversation with her and get her number I would have said that's impossible but here I am having gone and done it.

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 04:05:06 [Preview] No.353700 del
>I am sitting here full of shit, feeling like shit.
if you're going to do painkillers like nuro, you need to learn to coffee enema like nuro

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 04:06:46 [Preview] No.353701 del
Often times too when it doesn't work out with a girl, it's not because of any faults you might have, or anything you have done, it's because she knows deep down that she is inferior.

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 04:10:57 [Preview] No.353702 del
>if you're going to do painkillers
I have taken none in the last two weeks. I haven't taken any today as I know it will make it worse.

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 04:14:12 [Preview] No.353703 del
Oh. In that case, maybe have a dig around up there.

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 04:17:21 [Preview] No.353704 del
>I haven't taken any today as I know it will make it worse.


NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 04:28:26 [Preview] No.353705 del
I don't think I will find any gold up there.

What's should I do next?

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 04:33:11 [Preview] No.353706 del

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 04:35:48 [Preview] No.353707 del
Sort of got offered a promotion.
Up to $70k from 65.7. That's $35 ph.
It was sent to all the managers but I'm the only one who has done the job before that they're offering (support coordination).

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 04:37:20 [Preview] No.353708 del
Tell them you want $85k

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 04:38:13 [Preview] No.353709 del
>Up to $70k from 65.7. That's $35 ph.
Good news. Well done.

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 04:44:19 [Preview] No.353710 del

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 04:49:32 [Preview] No.353711 del
>$4,300 for a promotion
Tell em they're dreamin

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 04:59:56 [Preview] No.353712 del
They don't really understand the role I think.
It's actually easier than what I'm doing now.

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 05:03:52 [Preview] No.353713 del
>Sort of got offered a promotion.
Congratulations, that is good news. Are you going to take it?

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 05:05:48 [Preview] No.353714 del
Coke bender at cruiseys

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 05:07:41 [Preview] No.353715 del
Don't defile something good with your degeneracy.

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 05:16:57 [Preview] No.353716 del
>tfw spergo put gf2021 in motion

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 05:18:20 [Preview] No.353717 del
...panadeine forte bender at nuro's?

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 05:18:31 [Preview] No.353718 del
Yeah, after >>353714

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 05:19:11 [Preview] No.353719 del
Does spergo go to the same uni as shiety? My neetlore fails me.

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 05:20:31 [Preview] No.353720 del
I miss Shitey. I wish he would let us know he was OK.

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 05:20:49 [Preview] No.353721 del
Good onya m8

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 05:23:18 [Preview] No.353722 del
It has been a good news Friday.
Hopefully Posso's doggo is the third and final piece of good news.

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 05:39:10 [Preview] No.353723 del
Going to get another long neck.

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 05:43:33 [Preview] No.353724 del
Get some snacks too.

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 05:48:44 [Preview] No.353725 del
i fucking wish

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 05:58:57 [Preview] No.353726 del
Straight to the junk folder.

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 06:03:28 [Preview] No.353727 del
Is it possible for the codenie to show up as heroin in those roadside lollypop drug tests that the cops do? I've heard of people on dexis test positive for meth on those tests, is it a similar story on prescription opiates?
Good stuff mate, glad to hear it.
Nah, the uni Shitey goes to is for people who did well in school, I go to one of the lower-tier unis.

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 06:12:30 [Preview] No.353728 del
Nuro's got a stash that he can't take. We should all go around there and help him with that.

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 06:13:10 [Preview] No.353729 del
Well, there should be lots of low iq trashy slags there for you to practice on.

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 06:14:48 [Preview] No.353730 del
You should set up smart rules for inbox.

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 06:23:41 [Preview] No.353731 del
Those roadside tests only detect MDMA, Meth, Cocaine and Cannabis.

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 06:26:48 [Preview] No.353732 del
If coke benders are verboten, could we at least have a kfc bender? How many ausneets are overweight?

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 06:31:53 [Preview] No.353733 del
Pretty sure the ones BEST A use don't detect coke. I remember a stink about it a while back as it was implied it was protecting the elites.

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 06:33:03 [Preview] No.353734 del
Dexamphetamine is chemically quite similar to meth. I keep thinking maybe I should stop taking it, but then I remember I was an even bigger loser before my ADHD diagnonsis.

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 06:34:49 [Preview] No.353735 del
You're fine if you get a positive result for a drug test, if you have a valid prescription for the medication.

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 06:35:08 [Preview] No.353736 del
Going to have some sperg-etti for dinner in honour of a special NEET's achievement today.

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 06:59:19 [Preview] No.353737 del
Nuro is so based that when the cops pull him over, he tests them for drug use. And he's a harsh grader.

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 07:03:52 [Preview] No.353738 del
Moderately-sized meal?

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 07:04:45 [Preview] No.353739 del
if you insist

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 07:04:46 [Preview] No.353740 del
>And he's a harsh grader.
I have never heard this before.

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 07:06:14 [Preview] No.353741 del
>And he's a darth vader.

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 07:14:57 [Preview] No.353742 del
>destroy a circular saw blade
What kind of chinkshit are you using? you can cut mdf with a stanley knife, its compressed wood pulp you mong.

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 07:15:49 [Preview] No.353743 del

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 07:17:35 [Preview] No.353744 del
Going on a cocaine fueled bender
See yas in a couple days

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 07:18:35 [Preview] No.353745 del
Courier just told me a house is on fire a couple of streets over.
Now I can hear multiple sirens.

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 07:20:29 [Preview] No.353746 del
Aay big boy, We's coming to party with yas. You gonna have a bit a sniff for us, Lover?

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 07:20:41 [Preview] No.353747 del
Choke on your own vomit.

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 07:21:34 [Preview] No.353748 del
What the fuck is that orange shit?

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 07:22:41 [Preview] No.353749 del
I said that the morning after curry night once.

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 07:23:04 [Preview] No.353750 del
Straight to the lungs!

You should go over there for a look.

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 07:23:28 [Preview] No.353751 del
Orange cheese in a can.

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 07:23:55 [Preview] No.353752 del
>You should go over there for a look.
presiding over my own sperg-etts fire at the moment

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 07:27:32 [Preview] No.353753 del
Good luck. Stay safe.

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 07:28:37 [Preview] No.353754 del
The courier delivered that Alibaba pore vacuum cleaner thingo. Should make a gross blackhead video for you this weekend.

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 07:30:15 [Preview] No.353755 del
>Should make a gross blackhead video for you this weekend.
I'd watch it.

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 07:31:17 [Preview] No.353756 del
The vet just phoned with Doggo's blood test results. Most things were normal but he has elevated kidney enzyme levels. The vet wants a urine sample to test now.

I am going to google to see what it might mean. Quite worried.

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 07:33:05 [Preview] No.353757 del
But it not being cancer is a good sign.

Does he drink plenty of water?

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 07:33:11 [Preview] No.353758 del
Is he on medication for other conditions? Our epileptic dog had liver and kidney enzymes out of what as a side-effect of the epilepsy medication.

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 07:33:36 [Preview] No.353759 del
>out of what
out of whack*

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 07:39:01 [Preview] No.353760 del
Lesson one I learned is never to negotiate unless you have been offered the position.
If you haven't been offered the position they are fielding for candidates.

You wouldn't even consider negotiating about salary until a position description is outlined- you may find that they are just firing a co-worker and paying you 5K to do their work on top of your own.
Frequently promotions aren't worth taking, simply because of the extra work they entail relative to the benefit- the classic example is being unable to take your days off when you want to.

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 07:39:30 [Preview] No.353761 del
Repaired my shitbook, feels good man.
I thought it was dead for good

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 07:45:20 [Preview] No.353762 del
What's that?

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 07:47:29 [Preview] No.353763 del
Google says that elevated kidney levels are signs of kidney disease. I am going to do more reading on it.

>But it not being cancer is a good sign.
I guess it is probably not cancer. I don't think you can be sure though.

>Does he drink plenty of water?
He always has water there to drink. He drinks some of it. I don't really know how much he should be drinking and whether he drinks a lot or a little in comparison to what he is meant to.

>Is he on medication for other conditions?
No he has never had anything wrong with him before.

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 07:49:09 [Preview] No.353764 del
Well done.

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 07:49:16 [Preview] No.353765 del
Your dogs a pisshead possum

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 07:49:43 [Preview] No.353766 del
While everyone's reporting their positive news - got to the gym today for the first time in over a month. also completed my diet goals for the week. Feeling bretty gud, might be the gym workout giving me endorphins.

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 07:54:00 [Preview] No.353767 del
Well done.

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 07:56:24 [Preview] No.353768 del
I blame Cruisey.

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 07:58:28 [Preview] No.353769 del
Thanks. Maybe I should start thinking of gym workouts as like coffee and energy drinks - stuff I do at the start of the day to get my energy and focus going.

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 07:59:23 [Preview] No.353770 del
sperg-etti ala spergo has been consumed

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 08:00:29 [Preview] No.353771 del
A cheap laptop

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 08:01:05 [Preview] No.353772 del
Well done NEET, keep at it.

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 08:09:37 [Preview] No.353773 del
He's fine with water. If he access he'll drink it when needed.

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 08:10:20 [Preview] No.353774 del
Thankyou for the update, I hope the elevated kidney levels arent too serious.

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 08:10:43 [Preview] No.353775 del
Good work NEET!

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 08:13:14 [Preview] No.353777 del

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 08:16:36 [Preview] No.353778 del
fuck that

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 08:22:01 [Preview] No.353779 del
Taking your car for a lift.

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 08:23:04 [Preview] No.353780 del
Having experienced lift failures on foot, I'd hate to be inside one in a car with not enough room to open the car door and get out.

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 08:24:51 [Preview] No.353781 del
Yeah, sometimes I just cbf walking either. I wonder what would've happened if the car was too heavy for the lift and he got trapped in there, unable to move or open the doors or get to the internal phone to call for help.

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 08:27:13 [Preview] No.353782 del
I got the impression it was designed for vehicles, based on the max height label and the green 'come forward' light in the top-right corner.
But still fuck that, for the reasons you stated.

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 08:28:05 [Preview] No.353783 del
and what happens when you get to the bottom and some dingbat has their car lined up at the door waiting to go up?

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 08:36:47 [Preview] No.353784 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=kDOzhyVkwww [Embed]

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 08:38:59 [Preview] No.353785 del
I have seen a driveway for a unit that had light and signals to proceed. Could be that if you see a red light don't proceed. But seriously that is second car lift. It will cost a fortune to maintain when it gets older.

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 08:40:49 [Preview] No.353786 del
No. I have a functional car I am already hitting up whores.

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 08:42:25 [Preview] No.353787 del
Looks naked without the bumpers. No whore would get in.

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 08:43:04 [Preview] No.353788 del
>tomorrow night on 9news crime stoppers

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 08:43:24 [Preview] No.353789 del
Good escorts?

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 08:43:43 [Preview] No.353790 del

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 08:46:24 [Preview] No.353791 del
Vintage ones?

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 08:47:02 [Preview] No.353792 del
How was it? More delicious than usual?

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 08:48:09 [Preview] No.353793 del
Apart from the banana brott at 6.30am, I didn't eat today, so it was particularly tasty.

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 08:52:08 [Preview] No.353794 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=uJ3kV3Icm28 [Embed]

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 08:55:43 [Preview] No.353795 del
Be careful it spooked me.

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 08:58:53 [Preview] No.353796 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=4MFbn8EbB4k [Embed]

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 09:03:40 [Preview] No.353797 del
The ABC didn't stuff it up, but perhaps the Taliban did.

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 09:08:31 [Preview] No.353798 del
just what dont you understand about the bumper situation ?

swear some guy was eyeing it off at the shops

the kinkiest i can buy with birthday money i am paying her to say ewwwww the whole time

did you see that wagie comic earlier ?

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 09:10:50 [Preview] No.353799 del
>did you see that wagie comic earlier ?
I did
As I said the other day, I like driving to work at 6am and leaving at 2.30-3pm while everybody else is doing 9-5 and putting up with the traffic.
I went to a coffee shop and Bunnings, and basically did whatever the fuck I wanted today.

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 09:11:51 [Preview] No.353800 del
I bet nuro's slaying right this instant, and he won't even get any pictures for his neetbros.

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 09:11:58 [Preview] No.353801 del
>swear some guy was eyeing it off at the shops
might want to invest in a kill switch or wheel clamp

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 09:13:38 [Preview] No.353802 del
Nuro's rigged the fuel tanks to blow if anyone but him touches them.

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 09:13:57 [Preview] No.353803 del
Just put a oil pan under it everytime he parks and people will leave it be.

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 09:14:32 [Preview] No.353804 del
>i am paying her to say ewwwww the whole time
Why didn't we celebrate your birthday?

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 09:16:42 [Preview] No.353805 del
Nuro's birthday is not until May 31st.

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 09:16:50 [Preview] No.353806 del

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 09:17:06 [Preview] No.353807 del
We did! I guess nuro didn't invite you?

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 09:19:25 [Preview] No.353808 del
The HA wished Nuro a happy birthday but not Weber

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 09:21:51 [Preview] No.353809 del
Serious question - do you reckon nuro has enough birthday money to afford a tranny meth addict with any teeth left? Maybe we should've pitched in, to make this a special night for him?

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 09:24:09 [Preview] No.353810 del

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 09:24:22 [Preview] No.353811 del
based, nuro only werks to 2:30pm unless there is a bonus situation


need to do more centre console wiring amd install an ignition kill and ejection seat

you will

based, biut my nan already wired some birthday money today :)

quiet you

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 09:26:49 [Preview] No.353812 del

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 09:26:57 [Preview] No.353813 del
The more economical, the more enjoyment.

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 09:26:57 [Preview] No.353814 del
>need to do more centre console wiring amd install an ignition kill and ejection seat
you can hide it in the shifter boot or something probably

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 09:27:28 [Preview] No.353815 del
little ooff

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 09:27:28 [Preview] No.353816 del
Down by the river bros. Wage went alright.

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 09:28:00 [Preview] No.353817 del

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 09:28:06 [Preview] No.353818 del

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 09:29:35 [Preview] No.353819 del
A very tranquil scene. Good drink choice.

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 09:29:59 [Preview] No.353820 del
Even got the based beverage on deck.

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 09:30:24 [Preview] No.353821 del

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 09:30:49 [Preview] No.353822 del
How to gape a pipe

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 09:30:58 [Preview] No.353823 del
Hmm image didn’t attach to my original post on my end that I can see.
Oh well.

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 09:31:44 [Preview] No.353824 del
>Wage went alright
Good to hear.

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 09:32:56 [Preview] No.353825 del
Very erotic.

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 09:35:16 [Preview] No.353826 del

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 09:39:24 [Preview] No.353827 del
That is sleeving or re-lining, if I am not mistaken.

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 09:41:02 [Preview] No.353828 del
Pushing the gape back in.

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 09:44:20 [Preview] No.353829 del
you convict cumskins won't be laughing soon
sunni islam australia 2050 is coming

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 09:44:44 [Preview] No.353830 del
>they had to make it a red colour

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 09:46:05 [Preview] No.353831 del
That one was too much for me.

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 09:46:30 [Preview] No.353832 del
Bust A Nut Guy?

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 09:47:14 [Preview] No.353833 del
Is that notmal?

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 09:47:45 [Preview] No.353834 del
Hey Mate! how have you been?

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 09:49:07 [Preview] No.353835 del
It was a nice touch.

At least you know how to fix a gape now.

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 09:52:34 [Preview] No.353836 del
Jokes on them, I'll be dead by 2050

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 09:53:33 [Preview] No.353837 del
What if there is a machine that can keep you ticking?

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 09:54:36 [Preview] No.353838 del

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 09:56:15 [Preview] No.353839 del
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yeah pic related is my latest chadfish
I wonder what is normal. I'm always challenging everything with my behaviour
Still bludging on cenno and working cash jobs as a labourer
i'll be in a nursing home too, with some pinoy aged care worker wiping my ass

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 09:58:32 [Preview] No.353840 del
I would only want to be on a machine that makes a quality beep sound.

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 10:01:54 [Preview] No.353841 del
Are you enjoying the work? must be nice to have a bit of pin money.

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 10:02:31 [Preview] No.353842 del
Valid point, my luck I would get a chink machine with an out of tune beep.

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 10:05:42 [Preview] No.353843 del
kek, that's just heckin nasty.

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 10:07:04 [Preview] No.353844 del
Why do you blank their faces out?

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 10:08:01 [Preview] No.353845 del
Its good you have a hobby that you've stuck with.

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 10:09:04 [Preview] No.353846 del
cucks and simps try to dentify the roasties and ruin my fun
nice to have some money for extra copes and actually have a reason to get up each day

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 10:15:12 [Preview] No.353847 del
Hows catching a bus to work with the normies? are you going to get your own ride?

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 10:17:06 [Preview] No.353848 del
she was the one on the bus, rcNEET

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 10:18:43 [Preview] No.353849 del
Had 6 lines
Farkin grouse as

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 10:21:34 [Preview] No.353850 del
They're not, that's how creatures without souls naturally look.

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 10:22:12 [Preview] No.353851 del
The come down will be worse. Don't whinge to us we don't want to hear it.

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 10:23:51 [Preview] No.353852 del
stay safe neet

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 10:24:49 [Preview] No.353853 del
Fuck off, Monk.

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 10:27:58 [Preview] No.353854 del
Well said.

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 10:28:38 [Preview] No.353855 del
Do us a video. This could be the last time you have any for a while, may as well take full advantage of it

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 10:35:15 [Preview] No.353856 del
Straight to the deviated septum!

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 10:36:57 [Preview] No.353857 del
that was quick i normally drink more and space em out over time

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 10:38:54 [Preview] No.353858 del
Kek fukn bitches eh.

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 10:41:52 [Preview] No.353859 del
>that was quick
I'll bet that's what the whore said

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 10:44:20 [Preview] No.353860 del
she was paid to say ewwww and only ewwww

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 10:56:54 [Preview] No.353861 del
Webber’s but hurt as fuck aye

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 10:58:16 [Preview] No.353862 del
Did you at least take a picture of her and send it to your nan, so she could see that this year you hadn't wasted all your birthday money on drugs?

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 11:00:12 [Preview] No.353863 del

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 11:00:29 [Preview] No.353864 del
Good night NEETs. Sleep tight.

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 11:01:23 [Preview] No.353865 del
Good night.

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 11:02:25 [Preview] No.353866 del
You going sober after this binge?

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 11:08:53 [Preview] No.353867 del
A rhetorical question.

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 11:21:13 [Preview] No.353868 del
Yes, back on the wagon, inshallah. Not too much piss so far, I am generally inclined to drink away hangovers so keeping the coke to piss ratio good

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 11:22:10 [Preview] No.353869 del
>back on the wagon
Just shut up.

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 11:28:00 [Preview] No.353870 del
Anti-boong neets

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 11:29:57 [Preview] No.353871 del
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Are any neets berserk fans? Sucks the author died.

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 11:31:06 [Preview] No.353872 del
There are neets on here who unironically believed that one day monk was going to change.

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 11:31:16 [Preview] No.353873 del
I'd never heard of it.

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 11:32:43 [Preview] No.353874 del
We have seen many NEET success stories. Even NK got a job and a gf and became a normie.

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 11:34:58 [Preview] No.353875 del
Never read it. In the unlikely event that my interest in anime and vidya ever returns, I want to try it. I always wanted more fantasy anime.

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 11:35:06 [Preview] No.353876 del
Yeah cruisedog rose from the ashes of boonglyfe too. Theres still hope for him.

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 11:36:14 [Preview] No.353877 del
Cruisedog rose and then fell again.

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 11:39:15 [Preview] No.353878 del
Once a boong, always a boong. Blood will tell.

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 11:40:10 [Preview] No.353879 del
i traditionally spend all my birthday money on bike parts and cognac

this year its classic italian cars and whores

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 11:41:35 [Preview] No.353880 del
I do not agree with that.

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 11:44:05 [Preview] No.353881 del
If you starve the boong inside you of booze and drugs it eventually withers and dies.

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 11:47:56 [Preview] No.353882 del
night all except monk

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 11:49:43 [Preview] No.353883 del
The best result for everyone.

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 11:50:09 [Preview] No.353884 del
I think I found NK's side hustle:
>“Delivery of quality cream chargers and dispensers right to your door within the Perth Metropolitan area in under half an hour,” and operating 24/7.
For when you really need to whip that cream!

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 12:01:29 [Preview] No.353885 del
Audacious to run a business like that.

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 12:05:58 [Preview] No.353886 del
Much of the snark coming your way in the last 48 hours has been from others, believe it or not.

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 12:18:48 [Preview] No.353887 del
Night, t. pooing monk

Fair enough, I accept the criticism. The neets should be aware of my cyclical behaviour though I feel, at least in part.

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 12:36:15 [Preview] No.353888 del
The fuck cunt?

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 12:37:01 [Preview] No.353889 del
That's nothing man, like having high cholesterol.

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 12:38:08 [Preview] No.353890 del
good night monk fuck everybody else

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 12:38:17 [Preview] No.353891 del
14hr wage.

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 12:39:26 [Preview] No.353892 del
Big wage. Was there an emergency?

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 12:39:51 [Preview] No.353893 del
Don’t do a swear

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 12:40:10 [Preview] No.353894 del
I don't mind it. Looks pretty cool.

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 12:41:48 [Preview] No.353895 del
Nice pic.

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 12:43:55 [Preview] No.353896 del

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 12:44:35 [Preview] No.353897 del
Moderation brah.

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 12:45:09 [Preview] No.353898 del
I don't think it's him.

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 12:45:24 [Preview] No.353899 del
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NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 12:45:32 [Preview] No.353900 del

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 12:45:46 [Preview] No.353901 del
Might get a Brazilian butt lift

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 12:45:55 [Preview] No.353902 del
The boong cycle never truly lets go.

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 12:46:20 [Preview] No.353903 del
You would look good with one, not going to lie.

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 12:46:42 [Preview] No.353904 del
I haven't had a choof or a beer since Tuesday. When Monk got back on it

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 12:47:58 [Preview] No.353905 del
Good NEET. Keep going.

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 12:48:39 [Preview] No.353906 del
Nah, got a big client that even after all that will still fuck up. Went to see him and his daughter at 5, then went and had a light with them and a couple other clients.

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 12:49:09 [Preview] No.353907 del
Posts like these make me want to have one.
I'm not trying to stop.

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 12:50:52 [Preview] No.353908 del
>had a light with them
What does that mean?

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 12:51:44 [Preview] No.353909 del
A light beer.
They have a bar in the retirement village.

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 12:52:11 [Preview] No.353910 del
Light meal I hope

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 12:53:49 [Preview] No.353911 del
Good thing the 5 year old only drinks light beer. I was worried for a sec.

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 12:54:06 [Preview] No.353912 del
So many retirement villages have trouble with alcoholism, old cunts aren't going to sober up because because they are old.

I've seen so many mobility scooter crashes, some even have a slalum on the way into the diner to stop drunks in scooters careering into each other on the way out.

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 12:55:22 [Preview] No.353913 del
Google suggests it probably means he has Chronic Kidney Disease which would be fatal eventually.

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 12:55:52 [Preview] No.353914 del
If you get to that age it should be legal to do whatever you want, except fuck kids

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 12:58:05 [Preview] No.353915 del
Get him a dialysis machine on NDIS

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 12:58:06 [Preview] No.353916 del
What do you suggest they do?

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 12:58:27 [Preview] No.353917 del
>What does TWU mean?
That's What's Up. It is one of Cobes' catchphrases.

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 12:58:35 [Preview] No.353918 del
If he has it, he probably had it before you looked it up on google.

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 12:59:53 [Preview] No.353919 del
Oh. I've seen it posted a bunch of times.

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 13:00:43 [Preview] No.353920 del
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Started watching this yesterday.
Pretty decent tbh.

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 13:02:05 [Preview] No.353921 del
I will give it a look.
8.8/10 on imdb.

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 13:04:22 [Preview] No.353922 del
I was unsure about it for most of the first episode. By the second I was pretty hooked.
Has some gay cheap shit in it Gay and black whatever hipster bait but the basic plot and story is going well.

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 13:07:11 [Preview] No.353923 del
Drink grappa in the garden and play cards.
sit on the sofa yelling incoherently,scare the children from time to time

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 13:09:16 [Preview] No.353924 del
My Grandpa used to sit in the same recliner armchair all day for about 20 years. We inherited it after he passed. It stank.

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 13:09:16 [Preview] No.353925 del
That's sort of it. They played pool and listened to pop songs from the 50's and 60's.

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 13:12:18 [Preview] No.353926 del
Do you sniff it and reminisce of your childhood sitting on the armrest, feeling his bristles on his face, eating jersey caramels and watching x files?

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 13:16:33 [Preview] No.353927 del
We had it taken to the tip.

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 13:18:15 [Preview] No.353928 del
You will regret that decision one day.

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 13:20:27 [Preview] No.353929 del
I have too many regrets to remember any single one clearly. It all just forms an overwhelming miasma that suffocates my spirit

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 13:26:33 [Preview] No.353930 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=vAS5sbt-8yE [Embed]

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 13:29:42 [Preview] No.353931 del
A good song.

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 13:34:05 [Preview] No.353932 del
This song always makes me think of Eminem rap in 8 mile.

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 13:36:40 [Preview] No.353933 del
Willie Nelson is so well known yet still so underrated, check out the guitar work on this one.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=iZaZqx9v3dU [Embed]
I like the line 'and in time, you're all going to pay'.
Makes me feel like killing the world.

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 13:38:24 [Preview] No.353934 del
That line's from the other song I posted.
this one is a goodun too.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=sJ5o6V1sb6s [Embed]

I was in a really bad place when this was a regular.

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 13:41:36 [Preview] No.353935 del
>Makes me feel like killing the world.
Steady on.

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 13:43:32 [Preview] No.353936 del
I need to exact revenge on all that causes pain.
Existence of the universe is at fault and must be judged.
Good night friends/

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 13:45:31 [Preview] No.353937 del
The cocaine is nullifying the 12 standoes

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 13:50:30 [Preview] No.353938 del
Good night my friend.

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 13:54:54 [Preview] No.353939 del
Oh ok, I was pretty sure they tested for opiates too.
Good work mate, forming some good habits is a good idea.
That's a good way to look at things.
Was it tasty? What sauce or seasoning did you have with it?
Looks good, but a nice bumper or a spoiler would make it look even better.
Looks very scenic.
I heard rumours you had killed yourself, good to hear your'e still kicking, how's the labouring work?
Fucking hell monk...
Both sound classy, I might splurge on a bottle of cognac for my birthday too. Happy birthday by the way.
Helped my sister bring home a bunch of shit she bought at Ikea, had some fish and chips for dinner and went to the gym. Having a can of "Tall Boy Refreshing Ale" I bought from Craigs', might chuck on some youtube soon.

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 13:57:23 [Preview] No.353940 del
>a spoiler
That is a great idea.

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 13:58:08 [Preview] No.353941 del
Hello Unknown NEET. Good catch-up.

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 14:04:23 [Preview] No.353942 del
Yeah I reckon a lip spoiler would look really nice.
I'm no namelessNEET, the beer was bought to celebrate a good event that happened to me today. It's kind of shit though.

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 14:14:49 [Preview] No.353943 del
>I'm no namelessNEET
I need a temperature update in every post in future to avoid embarrassment please.

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 15:08:28 [Preview] No.353944 del
I can't sleep. My nerves are shot.Had a wank. Wish I didn't.

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 15:15:41 [Preview] No.353945 del
It's ok, it's 6 degrees at the moment, I had to wrap up warm when going to Craigd.

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 15:40:03 [Preview] No.353946 del
Have a line

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 17:32:56 [Preview] No.353947 del
Time for a wank.

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 19:52:16 [Preview] No.353948 del
Morning neeties. Is monk still alive?

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 20:00:30 [Preview] No.353949 del
he is a couple hundred dollars poorer and now has low dopamine stores

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 20:01:15 [Preview] No.353950 del
fuck this shit cant sleep thats it im getting up

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 20:16:05 [Preview] No.353951 del
Morning nuro. Big day planned?

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 20:26:46 [Preview] No.353952 del
morning mate. yeah planning to take the lancia out for a cruise to see a mate

thats not for a while so will laying down in bed on the puter, im still pretty shagged will eventually make some brekky

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 21:21:53 [Preview] No.353953 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=nVafdMki4u8 [Embed]

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 21:26:07 [Preview] No.353954 del
off to shop

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 21:28:47 [Preview] No.353955 del
get me some milk plz

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 21:49:33 [Preview] No.353956 del
I am (You) rich.


I still like to believe it will come.

Pick the most economical ones.

Sleep tight.

It's how you pipes need to be gaped when there is an issue.

This nightimeNuro is on a path to self improvement through plastic surgery.

Boong cycle shifted.

Sleep tight.

Boong cycle intensifies.


Good morning NEETs.

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 21:49:58 [Preview] No.353957 del
>Question: Are there any protections over money invested in cryptocurrency? I came into $100,000 inheritance and invested most of it in different cryptocurrencies such as bitcoin and dogecoin, as it made more sense than putting it in the bank when interest rates are so low. However, my brother said that there are no protections in Australia if the currencies go bust. Could I really lose my entire $100,000?

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 21:59:50 [Preview] No.353958 del
half these advice columns are made up, and the other half deserve whatever happens

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 22:00:22 [Preview] No.353959 del
sure, got you peanut butter flavour - 600ml

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 22:01:38 [Preview] No.353960 del
You don't 'invest' in crypto. At best, you speculate.

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 22:04:16 [Preview] No.353961 del
crypto bro discovers he is in trouble for money laundering: https://twitter.com/CoinersTakingLs/status/1394899051171106817

crypto bro seeks advice on hiding his magic coins during divorce: https://twitter.com/CoinersTakingLs/status/1395573336298561537

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 22:04:37 [Preview] No.353962 del
He should have a roof wing.

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 22:05:24 [Preview] No.353963 del
use your nose, that's what it's there for.

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 22:06:30 [Preview] No.353964 del

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 22:07:24 [Preview] No.353965 del
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For my mate, Posso.

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 22:09:28 [Preview] No.353966 del

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 22:09:37 [Preview] No.353967 del
Based. Imagine how many whores you could pull in that.

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 22:10:11 [Preview] No.353968 del
I can imagine there are people stupid enough to buy high, sell low like the buy being quoted.

>At best, you speculate.
and hodl.

>crypto bro discovers he is in trouble for money laundering

>crypto bro seeks advice on hiding his magic coins during divorce
People go crazy during separations.


NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 22:10:21 [Preview] No.353969 del
lol, looks like cardbord

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 22:10:40 [Preview] No.353970 del
Good morning NEET.
A spooky video.

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 22:12:30 [Preview] No.353971 del
Economical ones?

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 22:13:22 [Preview] No.353972 del

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 22:14:25 [Preview] No.353973 del
They believe(d) in nuclear first strike (destroying the capitalist west) and ufos, but the two aren't really combined like the video suggests.

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 22:15:21 [Preview] No.353974 del
good morning

> peanut butter flavour - 600ml
what the actual fuck ?

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 22:17:06 [Preview] No.353975 del
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NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 22:17:48 [Preview] No.353976 del
They left out the most important part which is the dolphins.

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 22:18:21 [Preview] No.353977 del
I thought you were joking.
Absolutely Vile.

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 22:18:49 [Preview] No.353978 del
dolphins are just sea aliens though, aren't they?

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 22:22:00 [Preview] No.353979 del
mother of god this should not exist

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 22:22:37 [Preview] No.353980 del
I would try that drink. How is it?

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 22:22:47 [Preview] No.353981 del
the only way to sink cryptocurrencies is some kind of quantum computing moon shot or regulating the exchange to fiat.

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 22:23:15 [Preview] No.353982 del
I wasn't stupid enough to actually purchase it.

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 22:25:01 [Preview] No.353983 del
I forget what the deal is with them.
The dolphins can speak to the aliens or something.

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 22:25:23 [Preview] No.353984 del
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im thinking this would look good on posso's doggo

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 22:26:35 [Preview] No.353985 del
depending on where they are in the US, the poor doggo probably has to wear that whenever it's outside

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 22:27:34 [Preview] No.353986 del
no thats the whales. the andromedans said that if whales ever go extinct on this planet they would just wipe our civilation out on general purpose

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 22:29:06 [Preview] No.353987 del
need to do this to coyotes instead of prairie dogs
https://youtube.com/watch?v=5_wl6f6P29M [Embed]

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 22:30:35 [Preview] No.353988 del
I should've asked you first.
Of course you would be well versed in this type of basedness.

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 22:42:04 [Preview] No.353989 del
What's the go for the day NEETies?
I'm planning on catching up with my mate and going for a cruise.
He called me last night but I was still wageing.

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 22:44:25 [Preview] No.353990 del
At a park near where I live, I sometimes see a tent hidden cheekily between some tables, early in the morning. I presume the guy there wakes up early and packs up before the police can find him. I wonder if it's one of the homeless neets of ausneets..

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 22:45:48 [Preview] No.353991 del

Acquire a rear pinion seal and differential cover gasket
Drill 23" hole
Make a CD for Motherbat

Wash Corvette
Tidy back verandah
Clean toilet and bathroom

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 22:46:41 [Preview] No.353992 del
I don't have a problem with that if they're up early and clean up after themselves.

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 22:46:50 [Preview] No.353993 del
Do down there tonight with a goon bag.

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 22:50:20 [Preview] No.353994 del
University assignments.

Well thought out plan.

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 22:53:13 [Preview] No.353995 del
Thank you. I don't have much choice in the matter, with the roof cleaning people coming on Monday. Car needs to be at the workshop, and things presentable before they get here.

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 22:58:59 [Preview] No.353996 del
i think your car is actually much higher mantenaince then mine

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 23:02:44 [Preview] No.353997 del
No, not really. I haven't touched it in a couple of months. Finally have all the parts I was waiting on together, so I can get everything done this week.

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 23:07:25 [Preview] No.353998 del

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 23:10:08 [Preview] No.353999 del
what year is it ?

you still have waay more electrics and hydralics and vacuum / EGR systems than me

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 23:21:30 [Preview] No.354000 del
Just called old mate and he's been in hospital for over a week.

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 23:21:45 [Preview] No.354001 del

This week, I'm having all of the undercarriage done (wheel bearings, shocks, inner and outer tie rods, upper and lower ball joints, and poly bushings), all of the engine hoses replaced, power steering pump and associated hoses replaced, AC clutch replaced, and the differential seals replaced.

If they still have time remaining in the week, I'll get the valve seals, rocker cover gaskets, and manifold gaskets replaced.

From that point on, it should just be some annual preventative maintenance and replacement juices required.

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 23:27:31 [Preview] No.354002 del
Fuck, is he okay now?

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 23:28:32 [Preview] No.354003 del
Another day on earth bros.

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 23:29:02 [Preview] No.354004 del
There's something on your nose.

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 23:29:11 [Preview] No.354005 del
Wonder how monk pulled up.

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 23:29:21 [Preview] No.354006 del
Good morning NEET.

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 23:29:30 [Preview] No.354007 del
We are living the dream

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 23:30:05 [Preview] No.354008 del
New thread in 140

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 23:35:09 [Preview] No.354009 del
holee fucking shit, was anything fucked in particular ? or are you just being autistic /

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 23:35:34 [Preview] No.354010 del
hes probably still going sick cunt

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 23:44:21 [Preview] No.354011 del

NEET 05/21/2021 (Fri) 23:49:09 [Preview] No.354012 del
SIMP lyfe
>Second, while we have guidelines about sexually suggestive content, being found to be sexy by others is not against our rules, and Twitch will not take enforcement action against women, or anyone on our service, for their perceived attractiveness.
>.. and we allow creative expression like body writing and body painting, provided the streamer has appropriate coverage as outlined by our attire policy.
> This means that Twitch, in rare cases, will suspend advertising on a channel at the advertisers’ request. We absolutely do not permit brands to use protected characteristics as a filter for advertising targeting or blocking.
>So, we’re introducing a new category: Pools, Hot Tubs, and Beaches.

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 00:06:30 [Preview] No.354013 del

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 00:07:14 [Preview] No.354014 del

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 00:18:31 [Preview] No.354015 del
Disappointing experience at Sprint Auto Parts

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 00:24:58 [Preview] No.354016 del
They wouldn't giftwrap a funnel?

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 00:28:27 [Preview] No.354017 del
What went wrong?

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 00:42:28 [Preview] No.354018 del
I went there looking for a pinion seal. I took with me a printout I had made with the original GM part number, and half a dozen equivalent part numbers, along with a handful of manufacturer's packet numbers, AND the dimensions of the seal.
The prick behind the counter just shrugged and said they were all meaningless and unless his computer shows something when they input my number plate, they don't have it.
On my way out some other bloke walked in and asked about wire brushes and the guy said "go to Bunnings".

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 00:44:38 [Preview] No.354019 del
normally if it aint broke dont fix it mentality applies. when you go around wrenching and breaking gaskets prepare for problems

its been an excellent morning so far. rectified (2) outstanding electrical gremlins with my lights and found a broken spot weld on a non essential engine stab bar.

if i had some methe i would probably have a stereo installed by now

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 00:45:51 [Preview] No.354020 del
Going to take the eeb out later?

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 00:48:15 [Preview] No.354021 del
>normally if it aint broke dont fix it mentality applies. when you go around wrenching and breaking gaskets prepare for problems
there is a puff of blue smoke on a cold start, indicating the valve seals are worn, and a leak from the rocker cover seals
previous owner mentioned the manifold gasket issue

I know the undercarriage needs to be done, as they told me about the wheel bearings and lower ball joints, and it was all over the place when I took it to the track in March.

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 01:00:22 [Preview] No.354022 del
>The prick behind the counter just shrugged and said they were all meaningless
I don't like those people in stores.

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 01:01:16 [Preview] No.354023 del
He couldn't have been more unhelpful if he tried. You can't tell me they don't have a way to look up OEM part numbers for common shit like Dana differentials.

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 01:13:58 [Preview] No.354024 del
most likely i need to hitail it to fort forte

i have dont my ball joints but have not done my wheel bearings

its luck of the draw, zoomer could not even help me find a fuel filter the other day

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 01:24:08 [Preview] No.354025 del
having a hard cider

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 01:30:33