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NEET General #353 - Refreshing Drink Edition NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 04:48:19 [Preview] No. 354133
Do you drink enough fluids to stay hydrated throughout the day?

OLD: >>353102

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 04:49:34 [Preview] No.354135 del
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NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 04:53:02 [Preview] No.354137 del
How does he do it?

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 05:19:57 [Preview] No.354141 del

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 05:23:57 [Preview] No.354152 del
My motherbot wanted to drive after her stroke. We had to get an ambulance in to assess her to take her to the hospital because she was "fine".

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 05:27:48 [Preview] No.354153 del
My Motherbat is freaking out because I told her I'm sending through an email copy of my "Will" tomorrow as I am getting my first AZ jab on Monday, even though I'm under 50.

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 05:29:46 [Preview] No.354154 del
>I am getting my first AZ jab on Monday, even though I'm under 50.

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 05:30:51 [Preview] No.354155 del
What did she say about the Corvette? I never got around to asking.

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 05:34:34 [Preview] No.354156 del
The irony is because she nagged me for weeks to put my name down for vaccination. BEST A is so shit that's there's a shortage of Pfizer.

Haven't told her yet. I guess she'll see that in the "Will".

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 05:42:56 [Preview] No.354157 del
When I was coming back from Ikea last night, I nearly hit a possum but I swerved to avoid it.
This looks like it's going to be either kind of nice or absolutely disgusting.
>Posadist Eureka flag
What sort of a CD will you be making for your mummybot?
I hope whatever system you put in won't be some big screened monstrosity that will ruin the look of that nice interior.
Looks very nice, much more impressive than my Aurion.
19 degrees today in Shitbourne, did a little reading for uni, going to text the Brit soon, think I'll go for a walk though, it's beautiful outside.

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 05:44:31 [Preview] No.354158 del
>What sort of a CD will you be making for your mummybot?
last time I was there she gave me a printout of youtube songs she liked... not the actual URLs, the video titles

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 05:47:30 [Preview] No.354159 del
Wouldnt want to disrupt their busy schedule with trifles now.

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 05:49:25 [Preview] No.354160 del
Ah ok, what are some of the songs does she wants on there?

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 05:49:37 [Preview] No.354161 del
just looked at it... she's such a fucking normie
that wellerman sea shanty song is on the list

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 05:51:55 [Preview] No.354162 del
No offence to your mummybot but that's some shitty taste.

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 05:51:59 [Preview] No.354163 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Y3zWyqv-c6k [Embed]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=cdaUlxvuW1I [Embed]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=zpOULjyy-n8 [Embed]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=1w7OgIMMRc4 [Embed]

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 05:52:48 [Preview] No.354164 del
yeah, I CBF now I've looked at the list
and because there are no URLs, I have to guess which version she wants in some cases (live, studio, whatever)

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 05:55:00 [Preview] No.354165 del
You could text her to find out, but if you can't be bothered than that's fair enough.

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 05:55:47 [Preview] No.354166 del
well I could be dead in 4 days

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 05:58:07 [Preview] No.354167 del
Ahh you'll probably be okay.

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 06:00:55 [Preview] No.354168 del
Yeah, 21 cases of clots in 2.4 million doses so far.

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 06:03:48 [Preview] No.354169 del
can I have your stuff if you die?

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 06:05:12 [Preview] No.354170 del
if you had said please I might have considered it

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 06:09:15 [Preview] No.354171 del
heh heh heh heh heh

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 06:11:21 [Preview] No.354172 del
what are you laughing at?

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 06:13:29 [Preview] No.354173 del
*takes off pants*

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 06:34:57 [Preview] No.354174 del
Fell asleep. Then woke up.

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 06:37:39 [Preview] No.354175 del
washing has been brought inside and folded

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 06:38:51 [Preview] No.354176 del
>I guess she'll see that in the "Will".
I hope my eyelash is promised to me as "random internet nobody".

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 06:39:22 [Preview] No.354177 del
"random internet nobody - check with northern cib"

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 06:41:04 [Preview] No.354178 del
Welcome back. Have a Milo.

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 06:41:39 [Preview] No.354179 del
Good afternoon NEET.


NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 06:41:42 [Preview] No.354180 del
Having a parma and a pint at the pub

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 06:44:06 [Preview] No.354181 del
They’re playing a sad Coldplay song. It’s making me lonely

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 06:44:42 [Preview] No.354182 del
Having a chill

https://youtube.com/watch?v=zdYzL6wkr0A [Embed]

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 06:45:07 [Preview] No.354183 del
Coldplay is very depressing.

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 06:46:46 [Preview] No.354184 del
coldplay is gay

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 06:48:04 [Preview] No.354185 del
Just came back from Nuro's shop (Guzman y Gomez). I and motherbot both order a pulled pork enchilada. We then got a vanilla cheese cake slice each at this Greek shop.

I hope you enjoy your meal as much as I did.

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 06:49:29 [Preview] No.354186 del
Having a stout

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 06:49:33 [Preview] No.354187 del
That's nice. I have been listening to a lot of low-fi streams recently.

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 06:49:54 [Preview] No.354188 del
What's for dinner?

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 06:54:21 [Preview] No.354189 del
>I think it is now beyond any doubt that the government is pushing a fake alien agenda which is likely to start heating up quickly.

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 06:55:12 [Preview] No.354190 del
I am not him, but I am having KFC.. large zinger combo, 24 nuggers, 6 tendies, dinner roll, etc.

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 06:57:28 [Preview] No.354191 del

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 06:58:17 [Preview] No.354192 del
>24 nugs

Big boy

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 06:59:28 [Preview] No.354193 del
That's a big feed NEET.

Sandwich, on it's own or with something else?

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 07:02:10 [Preview] No.354194 del
looks like the menulog pajeet has switched his phone off or lied about being at the restaurant... been there 20 minutes and counting now

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 07:03:20 [Preview] No.354195 del
Perhaps he's in the alleyway having a shit before he picks up your order?

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 07:04:02 [Preview] No.354196 del
i think they work for 3 or 4 delivery companies and switch their phone on and off, delivering cold shit to everybody

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 07:05:58 [Preview] No.354197 del
>delivering cold shit to everybody
Like his attitude and the poo in the alleyway.

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 07:08:06 [Preview] No.354198 del
Garlic bread and some veggies

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 07:12:55 [Preview] No.354199 del
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>Garlic bread

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 07:20:16 [Preview] No.354200 del
In the smokers lounge at a bar
Parma was decent but kinda woed

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 07:25:01 [Preview] No.354201 del
at least post aussie possums

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 07:29:05 [Preview] No.354202 del
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NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 07:30:12 [Preview] No.354203 del
kfc has been consumed
now onto a 2016 coon cab sauv

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 07:30:28 [Preview] No.354204 del
A magnificent specimen!

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 07:31:17 [Preview] No.354205 del
Might leave this mostly full pint at the bar
Never done that before

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 07:33:22 [Preview] No.354206 del
You must be full after that big meal. Do you have any pudding?

Are you feeling okay?

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 07:37:03 [Preview] No.354207 del
>Do you have any pudding?
I have those two lava cakes I keep posting about eating and then forgetting about. I also have a custard tart.

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 07:38:02 [Preview] No.354208 del
>I have those two lava cakes
I hope they have been tightly sealed to keep the moisture in.

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 07:38:14 [Preview] No.354209 del
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NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 07:39:52 [Preview] No.354210 del
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NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 07:40:44 [Preview] No.354211 del
they're frozed

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 07:41:49 [Preview] No.354212 del
I know of a former employee that to escape him from contacting him had to drive hours away from Sydney so he wouldn't be called into the office on the weekend:
>Billionaire developer Harry Triguboff says bosses who allow employees to work from home are ‘parasites’

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 07:42:15 [Preview] No.354213 del
Why would you risk getting some immune disorder down the track from an experimental vaccine for a highly survivable illness that you have little to nil chance of contracting?

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 07:43:45 [Preview] No.354214 del
Mummybot has to go into hospital now apparently

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 07:44:23 [Preview] No.354215 del
Have you ever had a respiratory illness severe enough to hospitalise you?

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 07:44:34 [Preview] No.354216 del
Just wanna be at home getting comfy at the start now. Wanna watch a moofie on the couch.

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 07:45:09 [Preview] No.354217 del
That's good in a sense. She can get treatment and they can keep an eye on her better than at home. You don't have to wait 30 to 45 minutes for an ambulance.

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 07:45:22 [Preview] No.354218 del
Hopefully she will be okay. My thoughts are with you NEET.

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 07:45:36 [Preview] No.354219 del
>Wanna watch a moofie on the couch.
Watch a Harry Potter moofie

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 07:46:24 [Preview] No.354220 del
Has it been a month since we watched that Big Fella moofie about filming accident scenes? It feels like it has.

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 07:46:52 [Preview] No.354221 del
Only fat people are at risk of getting fucked up from COVID lol

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 07:46:55 [Preview] No.354222 del
Motherbats can be annoyed at times, but we need to look after them.

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 07:47:02 [Preview] No.354223 del
Coca-cola. Bottles of it.

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 07:48:05 [Preview] No.354224 del
It happens at the start of each month. It probably has been 3 weeks, but good things come to those who wait.

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 07:48:10 [Preview] No.354225 del
Good thing we don't have any here.

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 07:48:17 [Preview] No.354226 del
Not good mate, hope she'll be ok.

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 07:48:38 [Preview] No.354227 del

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 07:54:18 [Preview] No.354228 del
My ex is after me lads.
Six years later, I'm not angry or sad or nothing- I moved on.
Feels good NEETs

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 07:55:33 [Preview] No.354229 del
She got doctor pajeet to talk to me, i understood about one word in five.

Seems precautionary because new symptoms.

massive fuck around to get down to see her from silver city. fugg.

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 07:55:50 [Preview] No.354230 del
>Harry Triguboff

One of the biggest parasites around.

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 07:57:12 [Preview] No.354231 del
>doctor pajeet
I am sorry to hear that, hopefully she will still be okay.

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 07:57:28 [Preview] No.354232 del
Send her my way please. Is she a good sort?

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 08:06:46 [Preview] No.354233 del
Duno I would have made the same decision but pajeet doctors have a low tolerance for kicking the can down the road.

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 08:07:42 [Preview] No.354234 del
Block of cadbury caramilk, block of cadbury marvelous creations, and a 6 pack of carlton draught acquired

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 08:08:38 [Preview] No.354235 del
Hope she will be ok m8

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 08:14:13 [Preview] No.354236 del
That's a lot of power.

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 08:14:20 [Preview] No.354237 del
How many neets consume beer with chocolate? I only ever like nuts or chips with them. Chocolate goes with coke.

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 08:19:28 [Preview] No.354238 del
Imagine that lot churning away in his innards overnight, imagine what will come out tomorrow.

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 08:20:59 [Preview] No.354239 del
I like to have coffee with my chockies.

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 08:21:27 [Preview] No.354240 del
>Chocolate goes with coke.
I will eat whatever with beer, but this is one combination I have always liked.

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 08:21:55 [Preview] No.354241 del
The force at which it will come out at will be unmatched.

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 08:22:38 [Preview] No.354242 del

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 08:23:29 [Preview] No.354243 del
No thanks m8.

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 08:25:14 [Preview] No.354244 del
Blend 43?

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 08:35:57 [Preview] No.354246 del
Not at this hour.

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 08:37:56 [Preview] No.354247 del
I will be ready tomorrow morning.

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 08:38:38 [Preview] No.354248 del
Anti-wfh boomers are fucking hilarious
Can't wait till they choke to death from covid tho tbh

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 08:57:01 [Preview] No.354251 del
>self-identified race
A question on a internship application.

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 08:57:51 [Preview] No.354252 del
Just made it past the synopsis. I stopped at:
>it’s a wake-up call.

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 08:58:37 [Preview] No.354253 del
I was under the impression it was for when you are treating a patient. I know it frowned upon afterwards and it needs to be clear that he isn't her doctor.

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 08:59:01 [Preview] No.354254 del
Why? I don't see a problem with it, it's a former patient so who cares.

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 08:59:02 [Preview] No.354255 del
Fucking boomers. Crashing western civilisation with no survivors, but parachuting out first.

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 09:02:46 [Preview] No.354256 del
Because depending on the problem, and how long a doctor treats somebody, it is possible for them to form a dependency on you, or for you to manipulate them.

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 09:03:58 [Preview] No.354257 del
Hey. I hate women.

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 09:06:10 [Preview] No.354258 del
We live in a world that encourages us to peepee poopoo but actively punishes you for doing peepee poopoo. Really makes you think.

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 09:06:21 [Preview] No.354259 del
A wise neet.

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 09:06:55 [Preview] No.354260 del
walking, talking, bacteria holes

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 09:07:35 [Preview] No.354261 del
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A nice boong woman would change your mind neet.

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 09:08:37 [Preview] No.354262 del
You are only punished because you are caught. Learn to shit and run faster.

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 09:12:58 [Preview] No.354263 del
6 hash browns for dinner

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 09:15:28 [Preview] No.354264 del
Any sauce?

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 09:18:21 [Preview] No.354265 del
3 hash browns for dinner

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 09:18:25 [Preview] No.354266 del
Got rained out at the wage, knocked off early and went back home. Got a few more wet days ahead so will be nice to have a few days off. Went for a walk in some light drizzle and hit some push ups on my knees. Having a zero, should have put it in the freezer for a bit.

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 09:20:56 [Preview] No.354267 del
Did you mean to post on 4/pol/?

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 09:22:19 [Preview] No.354268 del
Not based.

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 09:23:52 [Preview] No.354269 del

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 09:24:35 [Preview] No.354270 del
Rainy days can be nice.

>Having a zero,
Good choice.

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 09:26:05 [Preview] No.354271 del
Why does obesity plague us NEETs?

We have so much time for exercise and cooking.
Even the wagie suffers from obesity.

Do people crave food when they are not hungry?
Are they just eating butter or other super dense carbs?
Some wagies have desk jobs which stop them doing exersise- this is an issue.

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 09:26:48 [Preview] No.354272 del
the junk food makes us feel good for 5 minutes

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 09:30:54 [Preview] No.354273 del
Good game of footy this arvo. Crows came through.

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 09:31:26 [Preview] No.354274 del
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Neets strive to be the biggest and best at everything.

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 09:37:02 [Preview] No.354275 del
4/pol/ used to be full of ironic idiots, and was subsequently flooded by genuine idiots.
Whether they be left or right, only a few of the posters seem mentally capable.
The Nepal trannie, the UN fag who plagues aus/pol/, BANG, some of the /gpg/ fags who rarely show up- despite the number of posters growing hugely the number of IQfags has noticeably decreased.

I feel good when I eat junk food, but this doesn't motivate me to eat it- I sort of enjoy it afterwards as if it were an accident.

A lot of the enjoyment from junk food isn't actually a function of the carbs either, stupid people have this good food/bad food view where they just eat shitty raw vegetables and then criticize people who actually enjoy eating.

For instance we have receptors for fatty oils, we're programmed to eat them.
I just cooked mapu tofu and added a layer of chicken fat from my chicken stock that floats on the dish- but in terms of volume it's very little compared to say; a potato chip.
Having the fat present is enough, adding five times more doesn't make it five times better.

I use MSG, I don't actually think it's bad for you. It's just another kind of salt.
But using it I still don't saturate my food in it- I might use a teaspoon per pound of meat or per two pound of vegetables and I never add it to liquids.

I add sugar to my food, even this.
But again the amount of sugar I add isn't much- I had a can of coke today and honestly that was more sugar than I would have in an ordinary week by itself.

You don't need to cut out "unhealthy" food; it's just about proportionality.

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 09:37:46 [Preview] No.354276 del
I'm addicted to food to help me think, cope with anxiety, celebrate lifes ups, and just generally overeat.

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 09:38:35 [Preview] No.354277 del
I know some people who are both fat and strong, they get more exercise walking a block than I get running a mile.
A fat person who swims should be feared, I could not fight a person such as this.

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 09:40:42 [Preview] No.354278 del

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 09:43:01 [Preview] No.354279 del
I understand that many people suffer chronic anxiety, but while we cannot perhaps ignore anxiety it is ultimately up to us how it manifests.
Sure eating might make you feel less anxious; but this isn't the only response to anxiety that works.

"overating" isn't really a thing- in fact in many ways it's a good sign.
When you eat a good diet you typically consume twice as much in terms of volume, I will eat a kilo of vegetables in one sitting- people see this and think it's gross.
But the reality is if you're not eating fats, oils and sugar you need to eat a greater volume of less calorie dense foods.

If you were to radically reduce your intake of calorie dense foods, how much you eat would actually serve you.

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 09:44:27 [Preview] No.354280 del
bean neet eat the beans

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 09:45:20 [Preview] No.354281 del
pol was successful in red pilling many normies precisely because it shoved those pills into people's humour/irony/joking-but-not-joking orifices, where they had no defences

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 09:55:45 [Preview] No.354282 del
These observations are what keeps me coming back for more.

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 09:55:48 [Preview] No.354283 del
>tfw gooned

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 09:57:15 [Preview] No.354284 del
Do the needful.

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 09:57:24 [Preview] No.354285 del
You stink of it. Disgusting.

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 10:03:51 [Preview] No.354286 del
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Indeed I do.
I just had mapu tofu, the tofu is basically condensed bean protein and the sauce is fermented broad/soya beans.

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 10:08:18 [Preview] No.354287 del
Will you get high off the fumes?

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 10:09:03 [Preview] No.354288 del
bread, beans, tendies and goon.

the optimal NEET diet.

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 10:09:26 [Preview] No.354289 del
Will we be getting a Tofu recipe in the future?

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 10:09:53 [Preview] No.354290 del
I don't normally approve of anything slavic, but this time the seppos have really managed to humiliate themselves.

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 10:12:12 [Preview] No.354291 del
Both types of proganda for the masses.

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 10:12:39 [Preview] No.354292 del
Russian one is better designed.

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 10:15:13 [Preview] No.354293 del
Apparently there is a lot of sexual abuse in the Russian military.

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 10:15:54 [Preview] No.354294 del

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 10:20:01 [Preview] No.354295 del
Another bonus for the Russian military.

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 10:21:12 [Preview] No.354296 del
How they solve the russian incel problem.

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 10:23:00 [Preview] No.354297 del
>Comment section disabled on Army recruitment video following vile comments about soldier raised by two mothers
>Army says ‘comments violated our social media policy and were not aligned with Army values’
Which one of you did this? I demand answers!

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 10:24:19 [Preview] No.354298 del
I give it 5 years at most before popular culture starts to push back on woke progressive nonsense and we begin a new phase of rationality, leaving this late 2000s liberal agenda behind for good.

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 10:25:24 [Preview] No.354299 del
NK's on Tiktok

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 10:26:21 [Preview] No.354300 del
Let's hope.

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 10:28:29 [Preview] No.354301 del
It has always served as a canary in the coal mine for free speech, because immediately it draws out the kind of Marxists who will just call for censorship.
It's not the ideas which are so challenging as the existence of a space which cannot be policed- because it shows the foolish nature of thought-policing.

Thus the name of the game was always offending those who would call for censorship, simply to highlight how these people participated in democracy in poor faith.

The kind of people who use /pol/ are people who were already redpilled, we are just seeing a new generation of users.

The first redpill I took was that dictionaries are revised, and thus words do not have fixed meanings.
I thus discovered "presentivism", and learned that expertise is an arrogance of the living- science is not a construction of truth as much as an accumulation of lies.
From here I observed present "experts" went to great lengths to bury the ideas of dead men they could not disprove-the same revisionism that drove them to alter the meaning of the word in the dictionary.

Somewhat belatedly I came to the conclusion that truth is not dictated by observation, and democracy is part of the same arrogance.
Who knows the truth? consensus is not an average of belief but the average delusion.
We should not even assume that a single person who knows the truth stands among us to be our king.

Weakly some would say "then how are we to proceed, does this not render morality mute?"
The answer to this has been given many times, that we know the nature of truth through it's manifestation- what people believe instinctively is true typically is; and what must be taught it typically a perversion.

Thus those who follow their instinct blindly find themselves close to truth without effort, because their perception stems from the reality of it's creation- they exist within a context.

I do not wish to confuse my message of "eat beans".
Yes bean products are also beans, yes their are distinctions- but I do not wish to stoke sectarianism for fear of the inevitable "Bean Vs. Tofu" war.
What makes the Russians seeth more than loosing wars, is loosing wars to degenerates.
Imagine trying to explain to Ivan's mom that he was shot by a trannie.
There is a lot of sexual abuse in every millitary, we report on their and they report on ours.
Ivan gets a billiard stick shoved up his ass, James gets a mob shoved up his ass.
War never changes.

I read decrees given by greek kings regarding the treatment of men cuddled in war that differentiated between those cuddled by the enemy and those cuddled by their own guys.

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 10:33:30 [Preview] No.354302 del

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 10:33:38 [Preview] No.354303 del
It's not going to happen. This is like the second coming of christianity, wrecking the roman empire. It's gonna keep going and going and fucking up civilisation until the barbarians come in and destroy everything.

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 10:36:36 [Preview] No.354304 del
Mummybot is comfy in the private hospital on teh milk toast. Thank fuck for gold plated health care.

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 10:38:01 [Preview] No.354305 del
My best wishes, and hope she get well soon.

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 10:39:00 [Preview] No.354306 del
That is good to hear.

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 10:39:29 [Preview] No.354307 del
The greeks actually had an army of poofters, called the sacred band of thebes. My high school history textbook carefully avoided the gay angle by claiming that in this army each man was paired off with his 'best friend'. I'm sure no history book today does that.

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 10:39:48 [Preview] No.354308 del
That's good.

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 10:40:05 [Preview] No.354309 del
Hello Big Fella.

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 10:41:18 [Preview] No.354310 del
It's like Achilles and his buttbudy Patroclos.

Hey to you too. How you doin?

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 10:42:21 [Preview] No.354311 del
Top bloke.

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 10:42:40 [Preview] No.354312 del
>It's like Achilles and his buttbudy Patroclos.
it was just mentorship, r-right?

I am good, thank you.

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 10:44:42 [Preview] No.354313 del
Big fella blessing.

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 10:46:49 [Preview] No.354314 del
Noone knows. From the Iliad they seem to disregard women even tho they captured the most beautiful hetairas to serve them. But no actual proofs was shown ever.
On the other hand real, deep friendship exists without sexual connotation.

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 10:46:58 [Preview] No.354315 del
The battle for Mosul was the largest urban conflict since WW2. I did not know that

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 10:51:06 [Preview] No.354316 del

Me neither, interesting.
Daesh vs Iraq?

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 10:52:40 [Preview] No.354317 del
Hope she will be feeling beter soon m8

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 10:59:30 [Preview] No.354318 del
Do you practice second breakfast??

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 10:59:44 [Preview] No.354319 del
>Salmonella: CDC urges Americans not to kiss Helen amid outbreak
Poor Helen all she wanted was to be loved.

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 11:00:12 [Preview] No.354320 del
Again I'm always skeptical.
If it is true, we will see it repeated today.
If we cannot see it, it never was (communism)
if we see it, it always was (men fucking cute boys)

Educators do us all manner of disservice, often we are taught in schools to avoid us learning from reality.
Marxists in particular seem to think they can make something exist by convincing enough people it does.
They mean well, but are perspectivists. As I said previously the world exists independent of us and our observations, if Marxists convince us all that there should be world peace we will just call war peace and soldiers peacekeepers.

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 11:00:16 [Preview] No.354321 del
Good evening (Afternoon)

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 11:00:37 [Preview] No.354322 del
Big Fella.
forgot to finish the message.

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 11:01:05 [Preview] No.354323 del
I kissed Possum and all I got was an incurable rash.

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 11:03:17 [Preview] No.354324 del
I kissed a Possum and I liked it.

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 11:03:22 [Preview] No.354325 del
Lucky. Do you scratch it often to relive the kiss?

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 11:04:13 [Preview] No.354326 del
Did you have any mementos of the experience?

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 11:05:56 [Preview] No.354327 del
I scratch it often to relieve it.

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 11:06:39 [Preview] No.354328 del
A scrunched up piece of foil that had a smell of garlic about it.

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 11:07:58 [Preview] No.354329 del
No. It's lunchtime anyway.

Good evening, friend.

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 11:08:55 [Preview] No.354330 del
The bum rash.

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 11:09:34 [Preview] No.354331 del
What are you going to have?

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 11:10:07 [Preview] No.354332 del
A battle to a conflict is a coal to a fire.
Anyone can draw an arbitrary circle and say "this point is significant".
This is much like drawing a circle in WW2 and calling it "a holocaust"- there is no event horizon.

How many of those combatants were actually engaged and to what extent?
This isn't a boxing match with a ring, many of those troops were in theater for other reasons and this is indicated by the very low death toll.
They thumbed their nose, but at whom?

A notable feature of the campaign against "ISIS" was that the group simply existed in a power vacuum between forces which didn't want to charge in because they would collide with one another.
If Kurds, Turks, body corporates and Americans all rushed in to throw out this "ISIS" they after killing Isis would fight each other.

This is why such militant groups are created by bad actors liek the CIA, they are simply creating a situation where someone must intervene in a geographic area where nobody has a clear authority to

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 11:10:15 [Preview] No.354333 del
Possum always leaves this behind at the crime scenes, to taunt the police.

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 11:11:47 [Preview] No.354334 del
Treasure it!

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 11:12:34 [Preview] No.354335 del
Apply a soothing ointment next time.

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 11:12:42 [Preview] No.354336 del
>body corporates
Admin I love you, never change

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 11:15:06 [Preview] No.354337 del
Meat soup. From pig.

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 11:17:33 [Preview] No.354338 del
Sounds alright.
Is it a cloudy 16 degrees where you are? Google suggests it is.

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 11:22:00 [Preview] No.354339 del
Something like that. I was outside earlier and I did not feel cold much in just a t-shirt.

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 11:22:50 [Preview] No.354340 del
Good night NEETs. Sleep tight.

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 11:24:55 [Preview] No.354341 del

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 11:24:58 [Preview] No.354342 del
Night, fella.

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 11:26:08 [Preview] No.354343 del
Nighty night neet

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 11:27:07 [Preview] No.354344 del
Good night.

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 11:29:46 [Preview] No.354345 del
Going to Craigs establishment

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 11:36:41 [Preview] No.354346 del
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NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 11:40:58 [Preview] No.354347 del
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OK now that that other neet has gone to bed, time to dig in neets

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 11:42:13 [Preview] No.354348 del
Bring us back some creepshots of qts there buying booze for their saturday night partying.

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 11:44:56 [Preview] No.354349 del
Coon cabs are pretty good.

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 11:45:01 [Preview] No.354350 del
Another half useless day. Are any neets actually capable of doing a full day's studying?

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 11:45:44 [Preview] No.354351 del
Ah, fuck. Sorry to hear that. Hope she's doing okay. Is it serious?

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 11:47:00 [Preview] No.354352 del
My dad asked me if I was getting the jab just before. I laughed and said no.
I think he's one of the ones that thinks it's a good idea.
He said 'you do what you feel is right'.

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 11:47:42 [Preview] No.354353 del
Tell her that you've got all your shit together and you had to rack your brain to remember who she was.

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 11:48:05 [Preview] No.354354 del
What did they say?

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 11:50:36 [Preview] No.354355 del
I got a burger feast.

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 11:51:19 [Preview] No.354356 del
It's because we all sit down too much.
I average a meal a day but still have a gut.

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 11:51:39 [Preview] No.354357 del
Only just.

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 11:52:32 [Preview] No.354358 del
> ironic idiots, and was subsequently flooded by genuine idiots
They were always idiots.
I've posted there for years and years and I'm probably one of the clevererer ones.

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 11:53:25 [Preview] No.354359 del
None of that shit exists in real life.

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 11:53:56 [Preview] No.354360 del
And add that she's not your ex, because she was never your gf, just someone you had a brief and unimportant fling with, way back. Make it clear how pitiful you think she is.

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 11:53:57 [Preview] No.354361 del
top cunt/

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 11:55:06 [Preview] No.354362 del
That's good to hear, hope they treat her right.

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 11:55:42 [Preview] No.354363 del

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 11:55:59 [Preview] No.354364 del

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 11:56:28 [Preview] No.354365 del
Studying is for nerds.

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 11:56:52 [Preview] No.354366 del

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 11:57:31 [Preview] No.354367 del
Possum puckers up his lips for all the NEETs.

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 11:57:48 [Preview] No.354368 del
Garn have a couple drinks.

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 11:58:47 [Preview] No.354369 del
Not true.

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 12:02:44 [Preview] No.354370 del
Maybe a couple NEETs miss out here and there but not many.

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 12:05:13 [Preview] No.354371 del
Some NEETs are so immoderate in their habits that they don't even know who is kissing whom.

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 12:20:14 [Preview] No.354372 del
Absolutely pissing down here neets. Comfy weather.

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 12:23:12 [Preview] No.354373 del
Is Monk here?
I have questions?

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 12:23:29 [Preview] No.354374 del

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 12:24:28 [Preview] No.354375 del
They're both me.

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 12:27:17 [Preview] No.354376 del

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 12:27:37 [Preview] No.354377 del
Where is this?
Monk od'd last night. We're commisioning a bulge shaped tombstone for him. The wake is next week.

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 12:27:42 [Preview] No.354378 del
>I have questions?
That is not a question.

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 12:42:13 [Preview] No.354379 del
I think I'm going to cook some honey carrots and then some mince and mix them together, there's going to be thyme and some wet mustard seeds. That will go in onions and garlic at the start. then the mince and ..
The tomatoes. Choices, choices,, choises

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 12:42:19 [Preview] No.354380 del

Either can cherry tomatoes, or chopped tomatoes. Then I was going to put the honey carrots in but I just checked the fridge and I don't have any honey.

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 12:43:09 [Preview] No.354381 del
You have answered the first one.
Pick your next door.

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 12:45:16 [Preview] No.354382 del
sgarn on?

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 12:45:32 [Preview] No.354383 del
Nah she's allright. I'll find out on monday if it was a heart attack.

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 12:48:45 [Preview] No.354384 del
I think he's in hiding.
We have all been much too hard on each other for our fuck ups. This should be a place where you can go and not worry bout that shit and what people think. It's a fucking anonymous forum. This is where you shouldn't be taken seriously. It's just a fucking game man. Life's a cunt, unna. But yeah, all you cunts scared him away with your concern and worry. Fucking cunts aye.
I bet he's checking the board now and then but still just fangin out ith his wang out listening to pantera and \\ Fucking cunts. JJJi

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 12:49:21 [Preview] No.354385 del
Sounds adventurous.

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 12:49:41 [Preview] No.354386 del
Oh you are here. You BOONGIN CUNT Get it'n it aaaaaarn.

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 12:51:00 [Preview] No.354387 del
Man, fuck. Has this shit happened before?

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 12:51:07 [Preview] No.354388 del
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You back on the wagon now cob?

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 12:52:08 [Preview] No.354389 del
I have no honey.

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 12:52:09 [Preview] No.354390 del
Hope it wasn't. Sorry to hear webby.

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 12:54:24 [Preview] No.354391 del
Cascading NEET lore failures.

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 12:56:57 [Preview] No.354392 del
3 minutes left for the coles meatlovers pizza in the oven
watching that doco on the white british guy that joined al shabaab

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 13:01:48 [Preview] No.354393 del
He's just ahead of the curve. We all know europe will be under shariah law before the end of the century.

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 13:03:40 [Preview] No.354394 del
NEETs will be able to pop down to the mosque and be allocated a wife.

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 13:09:51 [Preview] No.354395 del
Unlikely. Chad muslims will be taking 4 each, leaving none for beta neets.

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 13:12:15 [Preview] No.354396 del
It's that time of night again, when it's too late to do anything useful. Might watch some youtube videos of remastered versions of mass effect.

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 13:19:25 [Preview] No.354397 del

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 13:31:29 [Preview] No.354398 del
Resonance cascasding neet failures

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 13:45:12 [Preview] No.354399 del
Feeling like some home made hot custard, with cake or pudding.

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 13:56:05 [Preview] No.354400 del
Sounds good.

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 13:56:20 [Preview] No.354401 del
I am off to bed. good night NEETs.

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 14:02:24 [Preview] No.354402 del
I'll join you

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 14:29:56 [Preview] No.354403 del
Move over, I need more room.

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 14:35:48 [Preview] No.354404 del
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The NEET approved midnight binge.

Thinking about cooking 6 alfredo pasta packs and turning it into a layered pasta lasagna.

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 14:49:29 [Preview] No.354405 del
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Lonely NEET feeding hours.

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 14:59:32 [Preview] No.354406 del
Saturday night and all the NEETs have deserted me.

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 15:30:15 [Preview] No.354407 del
All by myself.
Don't want to be.

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 15:39:13 [Preview] No.354408 del

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 15:46:19 [Preview] No.354409 del

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 16:00:16 [Preview] No.354410 del

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 16:05:40 [Preview] No.354411 del
One Aldi Utopia lemon cheesecake icecreams down the hatch. 😜

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 16:05:40 [Preview] No.354412 del
Looks good NEET.

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 16:20:34 [Preview] No.354413 del
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Looking at pictures of women I;ve loved at 2am while listening to willie nelson.

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 16:40:15 [Preview] No.354414 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=R7f189Z0v0Y [Embed]

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 17:01:14 [Preview] No.354415 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=2XYTSqC55DA [Embed]

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 17:06:11 [Preview] No.354416 del
Sleep time.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=KB_2CUj3y6Y [Embed]

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 19:02:39 [Preview] No.354417 del
>Seems precautionary because new symptoms
It's always better to be safe rather than sorry.
I'll often have chips or sunflower seeds with beer, but never chocolate.
Neither did I.
Was boonging hard again tonight, but in a good way.

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 20:33:59 [Preview] No.354418 del
She's had bad luck with her health.
I never drink
Whats wrong with weber's mummybat?

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 20:48:56 [Preview] No.354419 del
I herd possum had to take his mommybot to the vet after she did a gram of coke on friday night

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 21:35:55 [Preview] No.354420 del
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Morning neets, having coffee. If you're also having coffee or tea, post a coffee drinking pepe. That way we can have a visual of bunch of mongs all drinking coffee together.

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 21:36:08 [Preview] No.354421 del
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Good Morning Neets

Cant remember much from last night. It was cold and windy so bailed from the nasho on the eeb, i got some thai, got home, ate, then drank cognac and had a cig sitting in the car in the garage for what must of been two hours. Knocked myself out good and had a solid uninterupted sleep.

Bit groggy thismorn bur feeling good.

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 21:39:18 [Preview] No.354422 del
i was too lazy to make a coffee so its a can of V and a stack of vitamin pills

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 21:49:01 [Preview] No.354423 del
I drink caro does that count?

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 21:53:40 [Preview] No.354424 del
Extremely (You) rich. Thank (You).

Lucky it didn't wake me up.

Not without breaks.

Good sniff to start it off. Boong station back in use?

Choof procedure sounds complex.

>We have all been much too hard on each other for our fuck ups
The cocaine was not a right step.

Acquisition of power.

Straight to the arse!

I too am enjoying a coffee.

>Cant remember much from last night.
There must have been a big event at fort forte last night.

Good morning NEETs.

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 21:55:51 [Preview] No.354425 del

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 21:56:53 [Preview] No.354426 del
America is a third world country
>Aiden Leos, 6, was killed by a bullet while riding in the back of his mother's Chevy sedan on Friday morning
>Happened after his mother flipped off a driver who cut her up in the car pool lane of State Route 55 in Orange
>The gunman, traveling in white car, then fired into the rear of Aiden's mother's car hitting him in the back

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 21:58:40 [Preview] No.354427 del
Another day on earth bros.

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 22:02:21 [Preview] No.354428 del
Good morning NEET.

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 22:05:26 [Preview] No.354429 del
the mother must of been a huge cunt

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 22:11:04 [Preview] No.354430 del
I don't disagree one bit with that sentiment, but randomly firing a gun into a car is worse to me.

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 22:17:19 [Preview] No.354431 del
I am having a FUIC

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 22:18:51 [Preview] No.354432 del
Anyone seen that moofie with russ about him being a road rage psycho?

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 22:19:49 [Preview] No.354433 del
guarantee it was blacks

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 22:22:26 [Preview] No.354434 del
>Whats wrong with weber's mummybat?
bad choice in music

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 22:22:43 [Preview] No.354435 del
taste rather

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 22:24:30 [Preview] No.354436 del
>America is a third world country
*America is a country full of third worlders. Bet you the shooter will turn out to be non-white, and the media will memory hole the whole incident.

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 22:25:15 [Preview] No.354437 del

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 22:27:05 [Preview] No.354438 del
Nah that was mel gibson

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 22:28:10 [Preview] No.354439 del
>Days after it was revealed Melbourne was in the midst of a syphilis ‘epidemic’, health experts have issued a warning about a different infection.

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 22:28:32 [Preview] No.354440 del
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I'll Gladiator YOU

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 22:29:03 [Preview] No.354441 del
>Social distancing

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 22:30:16 [Preview] No.354442 del

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 22:34:02 [Preview] No.354443 del
>America is a country full of third worlders.
No I think it's a third world country. Where going to hospital with good medical insurance can bankrupt makes it a third world country.
>Report of the Special Rapporteur on Extreme Poverty and Human Rights on his mission to the United States of America

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 22:36:45 [Preview] No.354445 del
i dont think thats been released yet cause of the pozz

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 22:39:10 [Preview] No.354446 del
Looks good.

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 22:39:19 [Preview] No.354447 del
i knew someone who got syphilus in their eye from a dirty bird and it fucked their entire face up

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 22:39:49 [Preview] No.354448 del
comments are good
>Seen a Cockatoo
>Brave man. She's been around the block.
>Dating guru or serious singleton?
>The "official confirmation" no one was waiting for.
>Jana will have something new to write about in the next few weeks in DM! For a love expert, she can't hold down a relationship! She's a Showbag!
>Stu is taking out the dirty laundry.
>When fathead met dumpster.
>She's taken more loads than my washing machine
>She gets around
>Is she the one with the big forehead?
>Reminds me to do my dirty laundy. Puke.
>Someone just took our broken patio heater from our hard rubbish pile

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 22:41:49 [Preview] No.354449 del
>>Jana will have something new to write about in the next few weeks in DM!
Hearty kek.

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 22:43:16 [Preview] No.354450 del
You should warn this person about the dangers of getting cheap meth whores on his birthday.

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 22:47:42 [Preview] No.354451 del
that was from a skank not a whore

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 22:48:28 [Preview] No.354452 del
Good morning NEET.

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 22:48:46 [Preview] No.354453 del
Looks interesting.

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 22:50:11 [Preview] No.354454 del
Morning coffeez neet. How do you have your coffee?

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 22:51:47 [Preview] No.354455 del
the secret to a good coffee is not using tap water

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 22:54:38 [Preview] No.354456 del
I have black instants. No sugar.

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 22:54:57 [Preview] No.354457 del
Good morning.

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 22:57:40 [Preview] No.354458 del
Good morning NEET.

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 23:02:44 [Preview] No.354459 del
Can you actually tell the difference when having the coffee non-orally?

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 23:02:55 [Preview] No.354460 del
Fires going, Breadmakers going.

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 23:04:05 [Preview] No.354461 del

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 23:07:02 [Preview] No.354462 del
You need to get that carbon monoxide detector. They sell them at Bunnings.

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 23:07:33 [Preview] No.354463 del
or just open a window a smidge?

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 23:08:48 [Preview] No.354464 del
you actually get sick from chlorine if you enema too much tap water too frequently

the more you know.......

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 23:09:22 [Preview] No.354465 del
duno why. fire is contained. air goes one way up the flue. burning gas inside is risky.

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 23:11:40 [Preview] No.354467 del
Sounds comfy.

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 23:12:40 [Preview] No.354468 del

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 23:16:24 [Preview] No.354469 del
Black and instant.

Going to go for a walk once I smash this coffee.

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 23:18:15 [Preview] No.354470 del
>Going to go for a walk
Long walk?

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 23:20:20 [Preview] No.354472 del
Good morning NEET.
I like this Pepe.

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 23:20:46 [Preview] No.354473 del
A quick one today. 2-3ks. Going to build back up.
You got any plans?

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 23:21:55 [Preview] No.354474 del
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Good morning my friend.

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 23:22:13 [Preview] No.354475 del
>A quick one today. 2-3ks.
Good distance.

>You got any plans?
I need to:
-Finish this scholarship due today
-Finish my application for a summer internship.

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 23:23:21 [Preview] No.354476 del
>procedure sounds complex.
I kept forgetting what i was going to say.
I was trying to say that I half take my jumper and shirt off because in my head that stops it from getting smelly from it, so I have one rm still in them. Fumbling around in the dark then blowing the smoke up so I don't walk in to it, while looking at the moon.

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 23:24:21 [Preview] No.354477 del
Nice. A neet of action!
Hope you get both of those.

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 23:24:47 [Preview] No.354478 del
>not a right step.
That's for him to work out.
He's a fucking mong like the rest of us, we're not here to mother him.

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 23:25:56 [Preview] No.354479 del
18 days off the darts. 8 day sober streak is ending today. Mate had another kid last week going to go over there for a few beers later today. Not going to boong it. Just 3-4 mid strengths.

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 23:26:17 [Preview] No.354480 del
>summer internship.
Good luck NEET. Sounds like you are doing well.

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 23:27:10 [Preview] No.354481 del
Be careful NEET.

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 23:27:54 [Preview] No.354482 del
We only hold him to the standards and goals he has expressed for himself.

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 23:28:34 [Preview] No.354483 del
>I was trying to say that I half take my jumper and shirt off because in my head that stops it from getting smelly from it
Hotboxing with your clothing.

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 23:28:36 [Preview] No.354484 del
>Just 3-4 mid strengths
please stick to this and don't disappoint us

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 23:29:06 [Preview] No.354485 del
Thank you. I hope so too. It would be nice.

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 23:29:25 [Preview] No.354486 del
Thank you.

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 23:29:43 [Preview] No.354487 del
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Sorry, missed giving you a morning (You).
Good morning.

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 23:30:10 [Preview] No.354488 del
I had a dare yesterday for the first time in ages, the bottle is different.

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 23:31:00 [Preview] No.354489 del
And the operator says 20c more for the next 3 snags.

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 23:31:51 [Preview] No.354490 del
Thanks mate. Was getting worried for a bit I had upset you or something.

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 23:32:16 [Preview] No.354491 del
Yeah, came out alright.
Still thinking I might make some pasta, then make layers of pasta and that with some béchamel.

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 23:32:26 [Preview] No.354492 del
Important life decision coming up soon neets - which is a better choice - cornettos or drumsticks?

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 23:32:46 [Preview] No.354493 del

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 23:33:07 [Preview] No.354494 del

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 23:33:30 [Preview] No.354495 del
I can never remember which ones I like more. The ones with the solid chocolate in the bottom of the cone.

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 23:33:56 [Preview] No.354496 del
Can I have 30kg of strong aryan white and a wholegrain mix please?

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 23:34:39 [Preview] No.354497 del
Ahh. Mm. Hmm.

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 23:35:22 [Preview] No.354498 del
I normally drink Dare, but got FUIC yesterday because it was on special. I think FUIC is too sweet now.

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 23:35:34 [Preview] No.354499 del
Sup babay.
I have to get ready for church.

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 23:36:26 [Preview] No.354500 del
Good on him.

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 23:37:36 [Preview] No.354501 del
Say a prayer for the rest of us neets

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 23:38:14 [Preview] No.354502 del
Going well m8.

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 23:38:18 [Preview] No.354503 del
I have said that I want to be a slum lord realtor with a wood work shed, three garden beds and a mushroom growing shed. On a prawn trawler, in the Murray, while catching yabbies.
It's just thinking out loud.

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 23:38:52 [Preview] No.354504 del
What's that?

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 23:39:28 [Preview] No.354505 del
I could never stay mad at you.

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 23:39:58 [Preview] No.354506 del
Drumsticks, I think. I can't remember which one is which.

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 23:40:28 [Preview] No.354507 del
It'll be like lasagna but with layers of pasta instead and then baked.

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 23:41:00 [Preview] No.354508 del
They lso use low fat milk and it's a bit waterier.

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 23:41:20 [Preview] No.354509 del
Of course.

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 23:43:16 [Preview] No.354510 del
His actions will lead him in one direction. It is a lot harder to lift yourself out of poverty.

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 23:43:32 [Preview] No.354511 del
>The act of smoking marijuana in an enclosed area to which no outside air can enter maximizing the effect of the marijuana through both first and second hand smoke.

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 23:43:48 [Preview] No.354512 del
strong flour is a meme. If i had any protien powder I'd add that.

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 23:43:57 [Preview] No.354513 del
Dare Espresso Iced Coffee is best. Green label.

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 23:45:13 [Preview] No.354514 del
He will do what he will do, as we all will.

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 23:45:33 [Preview] No.354515 del
Oh, nah. I only do it outside.

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 23:45:52 [Preview] No.354516 del
The correct label order in order of bestness is: brown, silver, green, purple

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 23:46:08 [Preview] No.354517 del
Strong flour doesn't make sense in myhead.

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 23:47:27 [Preview] No.354519 del
Nah, it's syrupy. No good.

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 23:47:48 [Preview] No.354520 del
belly is grumbling its that time......

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 23:48:23 [Preview] No.354521 del
more of an ice break double shot man myself

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 23:49:16 [Preview] No.354522 del
do the needful

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 23:50:02 [Preview] No.354523 del
The gluten makes it doughy and not crumbly like a scone.

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 23:51:45 [Preview] No.354524 del
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random oooofff

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 23:51:49 [Preview] No.354525 del
iced coffee makes my poos urgently fall out

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 23:52:51 [Preview] No.354526 del

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 23:53:32 [Preview] No.354527 del
Kek he thought he could jump it like donkey kong.

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 23:53:50 [Preview] No.354528 del
Flush them!

NEET 05/22/2021 (Sat) 23:54:08 [Preview] No.354529 del
Good Darwin award.

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 00:02:52 [Preview] No.354530 del
Had a wank and decided against church.

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 00:04:11 [Preview] No.354531 del

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 00:04:17 [Preview] No.354532 del
awww yeah breh its FLAVOURTOWN

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 00:05:10 [Preview] No.354533 del

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 00:05:28 [Preview] No.354534 del
>No passengers turned away on second India COVID flight to Australia
Either (A) nobody in india has covid anymore, or (B) the market in fake covid tests has just taken off. I'm betting australia's about to get pozzed once more.

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 00:05:55 [Preview] No.354535 del
no more brie thats been clogging me up bad

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 00:06:38 [Preview] No.354536 del
Back to Mersey Valley?

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 00:07:18 [Preview] No.354537 del
You're not back on the mersey valley again are you nuro?

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 00:07:49 [Preview] No.354538 del

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 00:08:01 [Preview] No.354539 del
He wasn't seriously hurt. Good on him for making the attempt.

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 00:08:10 [Preview] No.354540 del
>the market in fake covid tests has just taken off

Indians are as bad, or worse, than the chinks when it comes to faking papers and things. A number of online IT exams now require both webcams and screen monitoring software because of Pajeet.

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 00:08:34 [Preview] No.354541 del
Go to church, sinner.

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 00:08:47 [Preview] No.354542 del
Based and kino.

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 00:14:04 [Preview] No.354544 del
yep im hitting a block of Mersey

yeeeeee haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 00:14:49 [Preview] No.354545 del
>Christ and I are cool.
Not after all the consorting you have been doing with pagan boong spirits.

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 00:15:04 [Preview] No.354546 del

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 00:17:23 [Preview] No.354547 del
omg this hook nosed body corporate

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 00:19:55 [Preview] No.354548 del
>the nose knows

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 00:21:17 [Preview] No.354549 del
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NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 00:23:52 [Preview] No.354551 del
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He understands my motives better than I do.

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 00:25:42 [Preview] No.354552 del
Don't let him mother you.

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 00:27:59 [Preview] No.354553 del
jesus wept

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 00:29:11 [Preview] No.354554 del
Yeah its the cheese thats giving you constipation not the codiene.

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 00:31:29 [Preview] No.354555 del
Jesus knows that knowledge is not wisdom.
It's only through personal error that we can truly learn.

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 00:31:34 [Preview] No.354556 del
Nuro will eventually stop pooing and simply explode.

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 00:37:51 [Preview] No.354557 del
Too much caramilk with my morning instant

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 00:38:17 [Preview] No.354558 del
It's full of sugar. No good.

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 00:40:29 [Preview] No.354559 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=mwRnBS3hmwA [Embed]

poo time

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 00:40:37 [Preview] No.354560 del
codeine does not make constipated

however putting half a block of brie on a peperoni pizza makes me feel like im slowly oozing liquid nails from a caulking gun

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 00:41:30 [Preview] No.354561 del
That nose almost looks armenian

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 00:42:27 [Preview] No.354562 del
Codiene makes (You) constipated.
Nuro is too based to get blocked up by his Medicine

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 00:43:07 [Preview] No.354563 del
I wish there was more Gladys porn.

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 00:54:04 [Preview] No.354565 del
>today i realised there are no koala bears in new zealand
apart from possums (which were introduced), they don't have any of our animals

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 00:54:46 [Preview] No.354566 del
Going to go do the dishes and try and pull myself out of the covered in curry slump I have found myself in this morning.

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 00:54:58 [Preview] No.354567 del
Fuck the koalas, Deport them.

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 00:58:56 [Preview] No.354568 del
Gonna do the exact same thing. Post-bender cleanup and chores.

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 01:03:09 [Preview] No.354569 del
The only good koala is a dead koala

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 01:06:14 [Preview] No.354570 del
Good luck.

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 01:17:16 [Preview] No.354571 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=olUqcV0uvHg [Embed]

Nuro used to play the synthesiser.

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 01:18:28 [Preview] No.354572 del
Did the dishes. It didn't work. Might start cleaning every room in the house.

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 01:25:27 [Preview] No.354573 del
See how you go but plan to do something you might enjoy in the afternoon that is not necessarily a chore that needs to be done.

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 01:28:11 [Preview] No.354574 del
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today i realised no one actually likes koalas

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 01:30:11 [Preview] No.354575 del
I like koalas. Best A ones can be touched up without you getting gonorrhea.

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 01:39:20 [Preview] No.354576 del
Having a go using the macbook keyboard again.

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 01:41:42 [Preview] No.354577 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=fwJGbhQpaJU [Embed]

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 01:41:59 [Preview] No.354578 del
Selling icy cups, 50 cents a cup.

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 01:42:07 [Preview] No.354579 del
Reluctantly coming to terms that Lee and Perin may be as good as Spring Gully.

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 01:42:31 [Preview] No.354580 del
Do you have any green ones?

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 01:45:33 [Preview] No.354581 del
Turned the oven on to cook a pie.

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 01:45:34 [Preview] No.354582 del
Hey Nuro, if I buy a usb-c extension cable from ebay or ali express do you reckon it will be good enough to handle everything from my 8 port USB-C dock?

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 01:47:12 [Preview] No.354583 del
Not the based one, but why wouldn't it be? It's just 4 wires.

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 01:48:00 [Preview] No.354584 del
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A Cow escaped from a Polish farm and was spotted months later living with a herd of wild bison.

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 01:48:32 [Preview] No.354585 del
I don't trust cheap chink cables. Years ago I bought one that made my phone so hot when it charged I thought it would start a fire

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 01:51:01 [Preview] No.354587 del
Stop making a spectacle of yourself.

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 01:53:40 [Preview] No.354589 del
Reject society.

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 01:55:30 [Preview] No.354590 del
I wish you would sing me a song.

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 01:56:19 [Preview] No.354591 del
I don't mind them.

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 01:57:05 [Preview] No.354592 del
Thank you for your encouragement.

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 01:57:20 [Preview] No.354593 del
>green ones
What if you get another colour?

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 01:57:38 [Preview] No.354594 del
Based cow.

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 01:59:00 [Preview] No.354595 del

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 02:00:59 [Preview] No.354596 del
Voice of an angel

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 02:03:50 [Preview] No.354597 del
There are some 'Official' brands that are better than others. Still working since Jan 2020:

I bought a few in case they failed. Still on the same 3M one I bought back then that I use in bed.

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 02:09:45 [Preview] No.354598 del
Nuro was a freeballer once.

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 02:14:21 [Preview] No.354599 del

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 02:39:39 [Preview] No.354600 del
consumed a pie and some pepsi

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 02:49:56 [Preview] No.354602 del
I do not like what's going on in the bottom left.

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 02:54:25 [Preview] No.354603 del
Browsing on my monitor turned portrait mode.
My right nostril is finally starting to become unblocked.

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 02:57:45 [Preview] No.354604 del
>turned portrait mode.

>My right nostril is finally starting to become unblocked.
Blow it!

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 02:58:56 [Preview] No.354605 del
you should just snort a few drops of peroxide

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 03:28:49 [Preview] No.354606 del
I had to do another poo

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 03:30:00 [Preview] No.354607 del
Going to have some wine and put off other tasks for a couple of hours.

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 03:32:54 [Preview] No.354608 del
What tasks?

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 03:34:51 [Preview] No.354609 del
Washing the car, tyre pressure, putting some stuff down the drains, cleaning the toilet and bathroom.

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 03:36:27 [Preview] No.354610 del
What if a friend of mine wanted to bleach their gape, give it a nice pleasant clean look? Would peroxide work?

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 03:37:39 [Preview] No.354611 del
I don't know.
It would have been good if you didn't have to look at women's buttholes when doing teh sex on them.

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 03:51:39 [Preview] No.354612 del
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was going to go for a cruise with a mate thisarv

he hasnt got back to me

flaky cunt im getting drunk instead

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 03:52:31 [Preview] No.354613 del
Garn the local to wait on a big load of washing.

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 03:59:12 [Preview] No.354614 del
>he hasnt got back to me
That sucks.

Enjoy yourselves.

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 04:01:00 [Preview] No.354615 del
> 2 different places
> different types of white powder

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 04:01:02 [Preview] No.354616 del
Sorry to here that nuro. But I bet he's a middle aged alcholic drug addict who wastes most of his time on the internet posting on imageboards and right wing conspiracy sites. You deserve better friends than that.

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 04:02:37 [Preview] No.354617 del
Might buy an electric toothbrush.

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 04:03:48 [Preview] No.354618 del
Ok neets, garn down to woolies. You need anything?

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 04:04:24 [Preview] No.354619 del
500g of mince, taco seasoning, electric toothbrush and a decent quality blender please.

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 04:06:21 [Preview] No.354620 del
I have enjoyed mine. I like that it flashes after two minutes so I don't have to count or anything.

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 04:06:39 [Preview] No.354621 del
A flake please.

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 04:06:58 [Preview] No.354622 del
mine does some kind of interrupted buzzing at the 2 minute mark

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 04:10:43 [Preview] No.354623 del
It is nice as I sometimes zone out running on auto-pilot.

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 04:11:01 [Preview] No.354624 del
wut ? no dave is totally not like that hes a web dev

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 04:13:58 [Preview] No.354625 del
so is monk

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 05:00:04 [Preview] No.354627 del
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NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 05:07:05 [Preview] No.354628 del
My mind is blown.

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 05:07:45 [Preview] No.354629 del
I wonder how he thinks it works.

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 05:08:39 [Preview] No.354630 del
Big Poo is keeping the truth a secret

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 05:08:57 [Preview] No.354631 del

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 05:13:28 [Preview] No.354632 del
Did that NEET vacuum his nose yet?

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 05:17:23 [Preview] No.354633 del
>Big Poo
Some secrets are revealed here.

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 05:39:14 [Preview] No.354634 del
not yet

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 05:48:09 [Preview] No.354635 del
Are you trying to do anything productive with your weekend, neets?

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 05:49:19 [Preview] No.354636 del

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 05:52:27 [Preview] No.354637 del
Did that NEET ever finish making that loaf?

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 05:52:30 [Preview] No.354638 del
inflated two lots of car tyres
got snojob dwelling on the vette for 5 minutes

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 05:54:50 [Preview] No.354639 del
You should watch this. Guy did a calorific bomb of his poop and found our digestive system is only 10-15% efficient at converting food to energy.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=9wZ0wTqJIxY [Embed]

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 06:06:02 [Preview] No.354640 del
I think that question was directed at Nuro.

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 06:06:37 [Preview] No.354641 del

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 06:07:02 [Preview] No.354642 del
Some ginger beer and a not hot stick of mettwurst please.

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 06:08:44 [Preview] No.354643 del
Anime is gay.

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 06:09:33 [Preview] No.354644 del
Your gay.

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 06:09:59 [Preview] No.354645 del
Pure satisfaction.

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 06:12:53 [Preview] No.354646 del
Went to the beach with the woman and the dog. We ate fish and chips while sitting on the lawn then went for a walk at the water's edge. Doggo is knackered. Got the fish and chips from Chickaroo Chips in Taperoo, best fish and chips I've had in a very long time.

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 06:13:04 [Preview] No.354647 del
Thinking of hanging out on wizardchan

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 06:14:38 [Preview] No.354648 del
That sounds like a nice day out.

>the woman
The Monaro.

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 06:15:10 [Preview] No.354649 del
I didn't know it still existed.

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 06:15:40 [Preview] No.354650 del
>best fish and chips
Acquisition of quality power.

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 06:16:16 [Preview] No.354651 del
After third time watching this, now feel like a wank.

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 06:17:08 [Preview] No.354652 del
Yeah, it was only for a few hours but was nice. Talked to a few locals. One lady was telling me about getting acupuncture for the dog.

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 06:18:47 [Preview] No.354653 del
I wish you'd brought me home a piece of butterfish and a generous portion of chips.

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 06:22:16 [Preview] No.354654 del
Take a cold shower.

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 06:24:57 [Preview] No.354655 del
I did, there's still a tartare sauce and a potato salad too. I only got two crab sticks, I should've got you one of those too.

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 06:25:27 [Preview] No.354656 del
I'm up to 5th watch of it now.
God I wish my colon worked that well.

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 06:26:46 [Preview] No.354657 del
Going to have a couple drinks to see out the weekend and try to have an early night.

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 06:27:05 [Preview] No.354658 del
Might make a spectacle and post a vocaroo later too.

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 06:27:52 [Preview] No.354659 del
I shall have to try that place.

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 06:30:29 [Preview] No.354660 del
Worth it if you're down that way.
The fish was all crispy and light batter, but not oily at all.
Run by a couple of Bug of people, they have a chinky food menu too.

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 06:31:02 [Preview] No.354661 del
>Run by a couple of Bug of people, they have a chinky food menu too.
that kind of spoils it

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 06:31:15 [Preview] No.354662 del
The local was kind of painful. I felt so embarrasingly out of place amongst the normies. Safe at home now. Listening to some kind of psytrance that is taking me back to my teen years.

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 06:33:28 [Preview] No.354663 del
Nah, they do it right.
The lady was pretty cute too.

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 06:34:43 [Preview] No.354664 del
What happened with your coke bender?
That ended up only lasting a couple of hours by the sounds of it.

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 06:35:45 [Preview] No.354665 del
Do the needful.

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 06:37:23 [Preview] No.354666 del
>The local was kind of painful.
Was it the sports ball?

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 06:37:43 [Preview] No.354667 del
Don't worry, now that we're importing planeloads of pozzed pajeets, those normies will soon be back in lockdown.

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 06:38:59 [Preview] No.354668 del
I don't like those crab sticks. I have told you that before.

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 06:40:19 [Preview] No.354669 del
>Bug people

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 06:40:24 [Preview] No.354670 del
I could've got you a fried dim sim.

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 06:41:09 [Preview] No.354671 del
They seemed lovely.

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 06:42:53 [Preview] No.354672 del
I recovered too well.
Had maybe 12 stubbies over 8 hours.

No, some normal people all having such an easily flowing conversation. A cute asian girl very much enjoying her male company.

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 06:43:04 [Preview] No.354673 del
I prefer them steamed. I have told you that before.

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 06:43:59 [Preview] No.354674 del
>A cute asian girl very much enjoying her male company.
Vile harlot.

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 06:45:35 [Preview] No.354675 del
They're probably cooking rats and seagulls.

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 06:47:33 [Preview] No.354676 del
Ordered a whole roast Helen and a family size chips for afternoon snack.

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 06:48:32 [Preview] No.354677 del

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 06:51:11 [Preview] No.354678 del
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NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 06:53:38 [Preview] No.354679 del
I will take a cold shower.

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 06:55:12 [Preview] No.354680 del
it's your neetstick and you can wash it as fast as you like

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 06:59:26 [Preview] No.354681 del
Don't wanna go to work tomorrow.

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 06:59:33 [Preview] No.354682 del
Too fast can cause damage.

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 06:59:57 [Preview] No.354683 del
you shut your goddamn wagie face

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 07:02:09 [Preview] No.354684 del
I don't think you're half as cooked as you think you are.

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 07:08:55 [Preview] No.354685 del
just saw the woman across the road get some drugs delivered by a scumbag on foot
might have to dob her in

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 07:11:23 [Preview] No.354686 del
>might have to dob her in
Did she see you?

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 07:14:42 [Preview] No.354687 del
she did, as did her dealer, as he came down my side of the street first while I was standing at the fence waiting for pajeet to drop my chicken

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 07:15:39 [Preview] No.354688 del
I wouldn't dob her in because she saw you. Not worth it.

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 07:18:14 [Preview] No.354689 del
Many themes, long pauses. The bird sounds were nice.

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 07:22:51 [Preview] No.354690 del
it would be funny fucking up a drug user or small-time dealer if they came for revenge

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 07:31:02 [Preview] No.354691 del
I'm over the first 15-20 mins.

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 07:32:08 [Preview] No.354692 del
Say it's an anonymous calling.

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 07:32:40 [Preview] No.354693 del
No one talks back so I have to make my own conversation.

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 07:34:52 [Preview] No.354694 del
If people still had landlines, I could have reported her from her own number.

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 07:39:09 [Preview] No.354695 del
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In the fridge, there is a zinger burger, an original recipe burger, half a pack of popcorn chicken, left over fish and chips, a big meaty slop spaghool gruel that I made last night and half a pack of kingstones.
Wondering what I should airfry first.

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 07:39:40 [Preview] No.354696 del
Too many interactions with police. Do not want.

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 07:40:18 [Preview] No.354697 del
NK use to fart back.

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 07:41:25 [Preview] No.354698 del
what sort of fucking savage keeps kingstons in the fridge?

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 07:42:41 [Preview] No.354699 del
There were occasional grunts.

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 07:43:02 [Preview] No.354700 del
Because I ate half of them and it's open.

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 07:43:08 [Preview] No.354701 del
might have a shave once I finish this can of mondster

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 07:43:32 [Preview] No.354702 del
Wish my playstation wasn't fucked.

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 07:43:44 [Preview] No.354703 del
you cut off the empty portion of the tray and fold over the packet and place it in the cupboard

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 07:45:38 [Preview] No.354704 del
>eating only half
You will never know true greatness.

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 07:48:22 [Preview] No.354705 del
Thinking about getting into weed NEETs.
I don't eat enough and have no appetite

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 07:54:20 [Preview] No.354706 del
What's wrong with it?

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 07:54:38 [Preview] No.354707 del
It'll go straight to the lungs.

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 07:55:35 [Preview] No.354708 del
his cd drive shat itself

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 08:33:34 [Preview] No.354709 del
Feels like everyone is gearing up for Monday.

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 08:33:45 [Preview] No.354710 del
Could do edibles, I'm really only trying to gain weight

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 08:35:37 [Preview] No.354711 del
Thinking about getting into armed anti-Zionist struggle and liberating the Gaza strip NEETs

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 08:36:00 [Preview] No.354712 del
I have too much to do tomorrow and it is making me unsettled this evening.

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 08:36:35 [Preview] No.354713 del
If you can decently made ones in Australia not made in some filthy kitchen.

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 08:41:31 [Preview] No.354714 del
Don't think they have a KFC or Dans there neet, so you better take your own.

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 08:42:42 [Preview] No.354715 del
I hope it all goes well for you.

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 08:44:50 [Preview] No.354716 del
Thank you, kind NEET.

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 08:48:27 [Preview] No.354717 del
To my surprise there was a can left in the fridge.
Listening to Arab trap music

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 08:48:47 [Preview] No.354718 del
The body corporates have a pretty tight lockdown on the concentration camps they're running. They own the communications and always have drones overhead. They can have an Apache gunship anywhere anytime. Its the most uneven battleground on earth.

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 08:54:41 [Preview] No.354719 del
I listened to this.

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 08:55:59 [Preview] No.354720 del
Heloo Neets. Based Afternoon at fort forte.

Grabed some calamri and chups on the way home.

settling in for max comfy

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 08:57:29 [Preview] No.354721 del
Hi Nuro. How chewy are your calamari? Do you cut them with a knife?

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 08:59:36 [Preview] No.354722 del
>tfw had six mid strength beers

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 09:01:22 [Preview] No.354723 del
Based afternoon.

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 09:02:58 [Preview] No.354724 del
Nuro's wit is so sharp he doesn't even need to eat with a knife. He just makes some really cutting remark, and the toughest meat falls apart. FACT.

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 09:10:52 [Preview] No.354725 del
had a shave
might watch some tv

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 09:11:30 [Preview] No.354726 del
dude i live in a beach holiday town its fresh as fuck


> wit
i am eating out of the butchers paper while sitting in bed

i bought some tartre sauce and am dipping every last chip in the stufff

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww yeah food coma !

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 09:12:29 [Preview] No.354727 del
>tfw garn iga for some beers and chips

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 09:13:03 [Preview] No.354728 del
>dude i live in a beach holiday town its fresh as fuck
that doesn't mean it's caught locally... I had a seaside fish and chip shop give me a box to carry everything and that box has something about south african fish printed on it

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 09:13:35 [Preview] No.354729 del
>its fresh as fuck
You are naive Nuro.

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 09:17:24 [Preview] No.354731 del
im not implying its caught locally but the calamri is so soft and its very good shop, so good the the others had to shut doen for covid beacause they wee shit

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 09:19:51 [Preview] No.354732 del
I have not seen a NEETs from bad homes reference or meme in quite some time.

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 09:19:53 [Preview] No.354733 del
Just realised after several years that you can change the colortheme on endchan :/

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 09:20:16 [Preview] No.354734 del
You should get a salad as well.

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 09:20:32 [Preview] No.354735 del
>talking about fish and chups
>links to some article discussing canned food

FFS you didnt even read the article you posted as a retort to my innocent statement you half witted dumb ass fuckwit

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 09:20:59 [Preview] No.354736 del
Clean living arch is scaring them away.

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 09:21:08 [Preview] No.354737 del
I like the default looks on all my Chans.

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 09:23:18 [Preview] No.354738 del
>Clean living arch
We will have that over the gates to the NEET compound. It will be inscribed with inspirational and motivational quotes.

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 09:25:15 [Preview] No.354739 del
Would this honestly last more than a month or two?

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 09:26:33 [Preview] No.354740 del
Introductions, arse microchiping and then pamphlet on it.

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 09:27:47 [Preview] No.354741 del
Smashed a 170g pack of cheese supreme doritos. Absolutely ridiculous. I should know better than to keep that junk in the house.

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 09:30:35 [Preview] No.354742 del
High sodium.

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 09:32:17 [Preview] No.354743 del
Yeah I've got a headache now.

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 09:32:41 [Preview] No.354744 del
You're going to need some serious beans to move that lot out neet.

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 09:37:05 [Preview] No.354745 del
its a good repair but it last exactly as long as the polyvinyl acetate is exposed to Ultravioleat radiation

your welcome

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 09:37:29 [Preview] No.354746 del

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 09:37:53 [Preview] No.354747 del
> thinking its the sodium

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 09:39:38 [Preview] No.354748 del
Nuro Knows.

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 09:39:45 [Preview] No.354749 del
dont correct nuro's grammwaar after 15 standards you perfunctory shitlord

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 09:40:41 [Preview] No.354750 del
I buy the plain ones because they grill better, in fact when you buy plain corn ships the cheapest ones are just as good.

I typically go light on the cheese, add a whole tin of rinsed black beans, microwave about a cup of seasoned tomato passata/salsa/wahtever, add the tomato on top of the chips to stop them burning and grill briefly.
Garnish green onions, red onion, halapenos.

Adding a tin of beans really makes it a proper meal

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 09:42:15 [Preview] No.354751 del
500mg of paracetemol down the hatch
I know the reccomended dose is 1000mg but why tax my liver unnecessarily ?

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 09:42:48 [Preview] No.354752 del
Erotic bean rinsing.

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 09:43:39 [Preview] No.354753 del
Well moderated.

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 09:44:28 [Preview] No.354754 del
Yeah sounds like a reasonable meal if you got the portion size right.
I had a straight up binge.

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 09:46:42 [Preview] No.354755 del
Orange dust all over your fingers. Disgraceful.

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 09:49:08 [Preview] No.354756 del

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 09:55:48 [Preview] No.354757 del
Betterment of the liver at the potential deficit of the pain relief.

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 09:57:30 [Preview] No.354758 del
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Perhaps he was trying to be one of the orange people?

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 10:04:07 [Preview] No.354759 del
Bring us back some exotic ice cream, of a brand they don't sell in coles and woolies.

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 10:05:00 [Preview] No.354760 del
Are any of you neets actual web developers? I have some weird timing problem with a flask app I'm trying to make.

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 10:08:48 [Preview] No.354761 del
Ants can get to them.

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 10:11:22 [Preview] No.354762 del
Stack Overflow it!

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 10:11:50 [Preview] No.354763 del
You need a tiffin

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 10:19:53 [Preview] No.354764 del
Watched Man On The Moon, garn have another mini boong session, thought it was later.

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 10:22:23 [Preview] No.354765 del
>Police to target commuters not wearing masks | coronavirus | 9 News Australia

This is wild
Literally no reason to even wear a mask

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 10:28:57 [Preview] No.354766 del
I need to lose 50kg.

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 10:33:57 [Preview] No.354767 del
Straight from stomach and arse?

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 10:40:52 [Preview] No.354768 del
>Man On The Moon
7.4/10 on imdb.

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 10:43:33 [Preview] No.354769 del
About to begin my transition to bed.

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 10:44:09 [Preview] No.354770 del
The wombat has left the burrow.

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 10:45:31 [Preview] No.354771 del
I love wearing my mask, Its a golden age when its socially acceptable to wear a mask in public IMHO.

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 10:45:49 [Preview] No.354772 del
I reckon I could lose 55. Gonna start tomorrow...when monk gets back on the wagon.

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 10:46:47 [Preview] No.354773 del
>when monk gets back on the wagon
Tomorrow's do-able for him.

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 10:47:11 [Preview] No.354774 del
Will you be tucking him in?

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 10:50:09 [Preview] No.354775 del
Transitioned to bed

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 10:52:42 [Preview] No.354776 del
>7 minutes

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 10:57:16 [Preview] No.354777 del
Are you wearing satin pjs

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 11:00:38 [Preview] No.354778 del
Getting angry watching a short doco on mathematics on youtube
Feel like a dumb cunt again

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 11:01:23 [Preview] No.354779 del
Cotton boxers and a tshirt

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 11:01:42 [Preview] No.354780 del
Watch Tiktok instead.

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 11:02:38 [Preview] No.354781 del
might play some runescape

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 11:02:40 [Preview] No.354782 del
Coincidence, routine, or me laying a trap for the NEET who commented on that last time?

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 11:03:56 [Preview] No.354783 del
The badger is in the trap.

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 11:04:50 [Preview] No.354784 del
And will you be fucking him in?

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 11:06:26 [Preview] No.354785 del
Dash Cam Owners Australia May 2021 On the Road Compilation

https://youtube.com/watch?v=n-5F0ia2W7U [Embed]

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 11:07:11 [Preview] No.354786 del
Whoever it is, they should be tucked in. That's my concern.

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 11:07:48 [Preview] No.354787 del
Only a kiss on his forehead, if he wants it.

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 11:07:59 [Preview] No.354788 del
Well get tucking. I’m waiting

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 11:08:10 [Preview] No.354789 del

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 11:08:29 [Preview] No.354790 del

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 11:18:29 [Preview] No.354791 del
Only a kiss on his foreskin, if he wants it. No homo.

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 11:21:32 [Preview] No.354792 del
Thank you.

Sorry I was watching the crashes 😘

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 11:22:23 [Preview] No.354793 del
Good night NEETs. Sleep tight.

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 11:23:47 [Preview] No.354794 del

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 11:23:58 [Preview] No.354795 del
Night neet.

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 11:25:49 [Preview] No.354796 del
Good night NEETer.

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 11:30:46 [Preview] No.354797 del
Good luck with your applications NEET.
Cornettos are better.
You make some solid points in this, I think I might make a vocaroo in response.
That sounds tasty, I do something similar and get some mince and taco spice, tasty cheese, avocado, black beans, jalepenos, sour cream and salsa.
19 degrees today in Shitbourne, had a nice conversation over text with the Brit yesterday, the last night's binge took a bit of a toll on me and I didn't get up to a whole lot today, at least I went for a walk in the afternoon with mummybot while it was all sunny. Think I'll go to the gym soon.

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 11:36:37 [Preview] No.354798 del
You know there's a rule that if a girl sends nudes, you have to share them with your neet brothers, right?

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 11:39:28 [Preview] No.354800 del
>had a nice conversation over text with the Brit yesterday
Good news!

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 11:44:38 [Preview] No.354801 del
Have you teed up a date with her yet?

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 11:44:45 [Preview] No.354802 del
There hasn't been anything of that sort yet.
It is indeed.

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 11:45:42 [Preview] No.354803 del
No I plan on doing that tomorrow.

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 11:46:24 [Preview] No.354804 del
>Kyneton disability provider Windarring.
Aboriginal groups get millions in funding, but the reality is that they don't have the skills to do what they are paid to.

The kind of shitshows these carers have to enter every day is beyond most people's comprehension- and it's 8 hours a day of unrelenting bullshit.
Like paramedics, care workers get burned out and just quit.

Speaking frankly, the families of people in care are just as challenging to deal with as the individuals themselves.
>turn up at random residence
>man covered in own shit
>house full of decaying food and shit
>individual refuses to shower
>starts yelling at you
>you're the only two people there

I see these carers in tears just about every day

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 11:47:40 [Preview] No.354805 del
what is the proposed date going to be?

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 11:49:17 [Preview] No.354806 del
Probably getting coffee somewhere.

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 11:50:20 [Preview] No.354807 del

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 11:51:48 [Preview] No.354808 del
based, hope it goes well

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 11:52:55 [Preview] No.354809 del
You might like this Cruisedogger.

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 11:56:23 [Preview] No.354810 del
Try and keep texting for logistics and get her into an actual date with you. Too much texting can get them bored of you too early.

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 11:57:36 [Preview] No.354811 del
That greentext is me lol

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 12:05:41 [Preview] No.354812 del
At the neet compound our fast food franchise will serve cruiseburgers. Don't ask what's in them.

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 12:08:07 [Preview] No.354813 del
I will not eat them

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 12:09:42 [Preview] No.354814 del
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I don't think we would get food any where near the quality of cruiseburgs

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 12:10:46 [Preview] No.354815 del
Shut up and eat your snags

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 12:12:10 [Preview] No.354816 del
Nuro said he knew where MH370 was once.

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 12:13:04 [Preview] No.354817 del
It flew into his gape.

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 12:14:17 [Preview] No.354818 del
Nuros an extra terrestrial like mr bean

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 12:16:26 [Preview] No.354819 del
I know, the sooner I get a date sorted, the better.

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 12:22:20 [Preview] No.354820 del
Webbers pessimism fucking pisses me off sometimes
The cunt gets off on his own sense of entitled oldfag doomerism. Woe is me melodramatic attention seeking nonsense. Fuck that shit

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 12:25:23 [Preview] No.354821 del
What an outburst.

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 12:28:42 [Preview] No.354822 del
He doesn't have the sunniest disposition for sure. Not sure about self pity and attention seeking though.

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 12:37:35 [Preview] No.354823 del
Webers on the run from the CCP after a failed real estate scheme

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 13:03:53 [Preview] No.354824 del
*anxiously checks pouches*

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 13:37:00 [Preview] No.354825 del
I am going to have to get Doggo's urine sample for the vet tomorrow. I suppose I will have to take him out on the leash and then stick a plastic food container in the way of the stream when he stops to urinate. I will have to wear latex gloves.

Feeling very nervous about poor old doggo.

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 13:56:35 [Preview] No.354826 del
Goodnight gentlemen

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 13:57:32 [Preview] No.354827 del
Goodnight Wetherby.

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 17:36:36 [Preview] No.354828 del
you might just pen him on a plastic sheet and collect it that way.

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 18:14:04 [Preview] No.354829 del
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Hey fellas. Here's an invite to the annual Towel Day stream.
We're watching the 1981 BBC TV-series this year, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (1981).
On 25th at 20:00 UTC.
That is 26th at 6am AEST. It's early there, but this is what we have, no two streams, as usual.
Anyway before wage you can hop in for a bit of chat, on our cytube channel:

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 21:48:02 [Preview] No.354830 del
Thank (You)

>Good luck with your applications NEET.
Thank you.

Sounds like you had a nice afternoon.

>I see these carers in tears just about every day
The point I see in the article beyond the services they providing is when is it enough. If a participant is burning through carers, should it just continue and should the company have to continue to deal with the cost?

What more annoys me is when the mental health issues are masqueraded as part of their disability. I don't think you have described ever get addressed well because they are seen as normal.

Strange. I wonder what caused this post.

You'll be fine.

Good morning (night) Big Fella.
Reminds us tomorrow and hopefully a few NEETs are on.

Good morning NEETs.

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 21:53:09 [Preview] No.354831 del
Good morning neet.

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 21:56:39 [Preview] No.354832 del
Morning neets. Already had my morning coffee and energy drinks.

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 21:57:51 [Preview] No.354833 del
I am enjoying a coffee now. Getting into the coffee zone is important.

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 22:07:57 [Preview] No.354834 del
That ws great, I don't get it though.

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 22:11:37 [Preview] No.354835 del
> oldfag doomerism

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 22:12:06 [Preview] No.354836 del
The vet should've done that really.

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 22:15:51 [Preview] No.354837 del
Good morning friends.
Running late.

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 22:20:28 [Preview] No.354838 del
As soon as you send workers there, it becomes a workplace and all the oc health needs to be right.
Could've just put a professional cleaner in twice a week instead of expecting the support workers to do the cleaning, that's not really their job.

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 22:27:33 [Preview] No.354839 del

>67% completed
>How often do you change your bed sheets?

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 22:28:19 [Preview] No.354840 del
71% completed
How often do you do the following?
Have sex


NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 22:30:44 [Preview] No.354841 del
You change your sheets less often than the vast majority of Aussies

What the fuck. This is the first thing that came up at the end.

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 22:32:55 [Preview] No.354842 del
Thinking about history and what if it turned out differently. I think.

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 22:33:16 [Preview] No.354843 del
Good morning NEET.

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 22:35:20 [Preview] No.354844 del
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Good Morning Neets. I too am running late on purpose to avoid a traffic snarl.

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 22:40:48 [Preview] No.354845 del
Pre-wage poo. Gonna be late

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 22:42:17 [Preview] No.354846 del
Good morning Nuro.

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 22:45:15 [Preview] No.354847 del
good morning

oooof charles is looking a bit rough thismorning, a few too many standos

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 22:52:24 [Preview] No.354848 del
Despite a small hangover I’m surprisingly... happy

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 22:55:47 [Preview] No.354849 del
Hope it lasts.

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 23:54:23 [Preview] No.354850 del
Every week I forget how shit the wage is.

NEET 05/23/2021 (Sun) 23:56:55 [Preview] No.354851 del
Each day brings new struggles at all stages of life.

NEET 05/24/2021 (Mon) 00:17:50 [Preview] No.354852 del
Another day on earth bros.

NEET 05/24/2021 (Mon) 00:18:54 [Preview] No.354853 del
Good morning NEET.

NEET 05/24/2021 (Mon) 00:24:42 [Preview] No.354854 del
Got much planned for the day?

NEET 05/24/2021 (Mon) 00:26:23 [Preview] No.354855 del
Going through assignments waiting for classes to start to gain clarification on them. You?

NEET 05/24/2021 (Mon) 00:42:27 [Preview] No.354857 del
Gonna go to the gym at some point. Usually only do longwalks for exercise but its raining heavily today. Might do a bit of shoulder work then 45-60 mins cardio.
Other than that just try to relax and forget about going back to the wage tomorrow.

NEET 05/24/2021 (Mon) 00:46:04 [Preview] No.354858 del
>Usually only do longwalks for exercise but its raining heavily today
I was able to get in my morning walk without any rain after it rained in the last 24 hours.

>Other than that just try to relax
That sounds nice. Having a day off doing nothing can be very good for your mental health.

NEET 05/24/2021 (Mon) 00:46:34 [Preview] No.354859 del
Oops referenced the wrong post.

NEET 05/24/2021 (Mon) 00:47:51 [Preview] No.354860 del
They said she was in hospital in a critical condition as if she's going to live after it. Depending on how it entered and exited, which differs to angle of self-inflicted wounds would probably be fatal.

NEET 05/24/2021 (Mon) 00:51:38 [Preview] No.354861 del
Wondering if today might be a good day to do some drinking and watch ufo docos.

NEET 05/24/2021 (Mon) 00:58:20 [Preview] No.354862 del
If it is wet and windy, sounds like it could be a day for ufo docos. The amount of drinking depends on what you have on tomorrow and the week.

NEET 05/24/2021 (Mon) 01:10:06 [Preview] No.354863 del
I have more Important Neet Stuff to do, just like always. Anyway, I gotta find my best pair of trackies to go to dan's in.

NEET 05/24/2021 (Mon) 01:12:40 [Preview] No.354864 del
How many neets do we have left who (a) don't have jobs and (b) aren't enrolled in any classes?

NEET 05/24/2021 (Mon) 01:14:12 [Preview] No.354865 del
>best pair of trackies to go to dan's in
Dressing stylishly.

NEET 05/24/2021 (Mon) 01:19:53 [Preview] No.354866 del
If I'm honest, they're shabby and purple except where some bleach has stained them orange/brown. And there are a few other stains on them that never seem to come out. But I know Dan won't judge me.

NEET 05/24/2021 (Mon) 01:26:33 [Preview] No.354867 del
>purple except where some bleach has stained them orange/brown.

>few other stains on them that never seem to come out.

>But I know Dan won't judge me
Only if you shit in the craft beer isle.

NEET 05/24/2021 (Mon) 01:28:46 [Preview] No.354868 del
Good morning my friend. I hope you're having a good day at the wage.

NEET 05/24/2021 (Mon) 01:30:45 [Preview] No.354869 del
I got the urine sample from Doggo. It was pretty easy. I struck like a ninja and there wasn't even any splashback.

I took the sample to the vet's tastefully concealed in a brown paper bag. They charged me $35 to do the analysis. Someone will call me with the results later today.

NEET 05/24/2021 (Mon) 01:33:03 [Preview] No.354870 del
>I struck like a ninja and there wasn't even any splashback.

>tastefully concealed in a brown paper bag
[Nothing to see here]

>Someone will call me with the results later today.
Speedy fast result. Hopefully all good news.

NEET 05/24/2021 (Mon) 01:59:35 [Preview] No.354871 del
16 year old girls smoking weed in town harassed me

NEET 05/24/2021 (Mon) 02:00:51 [Preview] No.354872 del
Tell us more. Were you wearing one of your odd outfits?

NEET 05/24/2021 (Mon) 02:03:33 [Preview] No.354873 del
Probably just her driving up interested in her 'business'.

NEET 05/24/2021 (Mon) 02:04:00 [Preview] No.354874 del

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NEET 05/24/2021 (Mon) 02:16:36 [Preview] No.354877 del
I was, but seldom if ever am I accosted in this way.
They were obviously seeking attention, why else smoke weed so blatantly in public?
But what did they want from me? a rebuke? an advance?
I did not even consider this, it only dawned on me recently that when I was a youngtard this behavior was also common among youth- I was simply ignorant of it.
>never bought sex with weed when 17
>never stole things from stores to pay for drinks
>never sold drugs to avoid working shit jobs
In many ways I feel cheated, there is no reward for abstaining from vice- and it doesnt seem like there is any consequence in our society for engaging in it.

While I used to think vice caused poverty and squalor, now I think it's the other way around.
Capable people engage in vice and turn out just fine.
Girls spend an hour or two on their back to avoid working and have four times as much free time for study and leisure.
Young men sell drugs for years, live without debt and the suspended sentence they get no longer holds them back because there simply aren't enough full time jobs for your criminal record to mean shit any more- they just work the same cash in hand jobs as everyone else is forced into.

I had a NEET friend once who survived by stealing pharmacy products and re-selling them, claiming ADHD meds from multiple doctors and re-selling them to students.
When he got caught he had this speil he'd been working on for years in advance and on the basis of poverty and autism wasn't even charged.
All he does is smoke weed and eat tendies.

It's not that I'm angry at these people for getting ahead, I'm angry that the system has nothing to offer those who walk straight.

NEET 05/24/2021 (Mon) 02:22:33 [Preview] No.354878 del
>I was simply ignorant of it.
Nothing good would have come from it if you did. Those types should be avoided. They'll probably rob you after you did anything.

>here is no reward for abstaining from vice
You have self-control and getting caught for stealing is similar to fraud charges. Employers hate those charges more than others.

>Girls spend an hour or two on their back to avoid working and have four times as much free time for study and leisure.
There is a chance they get picked up and are in a barrel in a few days later or wake up in hospital after getting chocked out.

>claiming ADHD meds from multiple doctors and re-selling them to students.
>autism wasn't even charged.

>It's not that I'm angry at these people for getting ahead,
If you don't get caught. That's the big assumption.

NEET 05/24/2021 (Mon) 02:23:08 [Preview] No.354879 del
I see more and more transvestites these days.
I'm sexually intrigued and disgusted at the same time; which I think is a pretty normal reaction.

Of the three transvestites I knew, all three are dead.
One committed suicide, one was the victim of a murder-suicide after picking up a drunk at a bar, the third is definitely dead but how I'm not sure.
Right or wrong aside this is not a path I think we should support people taking.

NEET 05/24/2021 (Mon) 02:25:53 [Preview] No.354880 del
>wasn't even any splashback.
Good work neet that is something we all strive for.

NEET 05/24/2021 (Mon) 02:27:32 [Preview] No.354881 del
My comment was regarding one girl vs multiple girls, not what their biological gender was.

NEET 05/24/2021 (Mon) 02:44:26 [Preview] No.354882 del
hello neets

can any of you remember that darkweb place to buy pharmaceuticals like adderal or ritalin that was posted a a while ago i lost the link

i owe someone some ritalin

NEET 05/24/2021 (Mon) 02:46:14 [Preview] No.354883 del
I have no clue. Probably easier to give them market value in cash.

NEET 05/24/2021 (Mon) 02:47:51 [Preview] No.354884 del
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>not what their biological gender

NEET 05/24/2021 (Mon) 03:00:32 [Preview] No.354885 del
I never felt uncomfortable around "those types", they turned their nose up at me but I wasn't phased. I could see beyond these things even if they couldn't.
Even in a circle around a billy, it was clear that some people had futures and some didn't- it wasn't the drugs.

My reward for abstaining from petty crime is white collar crime?
Certainly I know business owners who have this mindset, there are only so many times you get robbed before you start thinking defrauding the tax department is a fair compensation for taxpayer funded cops not doing their jobs.

Prostitution has changed with technology, street walking is a minority of sex work.
More typical is that a young girl will have four regular clients at her home.
That's 800$ a week minus hoe-expenses.
Increasingly technology allows working girls to vet clients, they will check your facebook page and keep a massive blacklist of bad customers and they can now do this with ease.

These criminals DO get caught, often five or six times a year.
But the sentences they receive do not deter them from re-offending, and I think that increasing sentences wouldn't help either.
Between youth, indigenous, first offender, and mitigating factors (being poor) the consequences really are not so great.
Typically it's lifestyle driven offending, the reward is in the form of loose women and benders.
What can you offer a poor young person who goes straight that's better than that life?

NEET 05/24/2021 (Mon) 03:03:56 [Preview] No.354886 del
I failed to catch what you were implying.
There were a group of girls who harassed me, I don't see why there being three or one of them is significant but there were in fact three

I just assumed he was implying they were trannies- I don't get what he actually meant

NEET 05/24/2021 (Mon) 03:10:51 [Preview] No.354887 del
Back from the GP while I was there she gave me the Flu shot

NEET 05/24/2021 (Mon) 03:11:11 [Preview] No.354888 del
Just give them cash Nuro.

NEET 05/24/2021 (Mon) 03:15:03 [Preview] No.354889 del
Hot poojeeta GP?

NEET 05/24/2021 (Mon) 03:30:52 [Preview] No.354890 del
How are you feeling afterwards?

NEET 05/24/2021 (Mon) 03:41:05 [Preview] No.354891 del
Cash is always superior.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=v4e-LLFx0Vg [Embed]

NEET 05/24/2021 (Mon) 03:45:09 [Preview] No.354892 del
Middle age white australian
Fine, I had one a few years ago and it never bothered me.

NEET 05/24/2021 (Mon) 03:50:38 [Preview] No.354893 del
>it never bothered me.
Lucky. I normally feel shit a few hours later.

NEET 05/24/2021 (Mon) 04:46:14 [Preview] No.354894 del
Trannies are notorious for mental instability.

NEET 05/24/2021 (Mon) 04:49:30 [Preview] No.354895 del
I think this neet should start a youtube channel called no-splashback, and give tutorials on urine samples, or the correct technique for taking a poo without getting unwanted toilet water on you.

NEET 05/24/2021 (Mon) 04:50:30 [Preview] No.354896 del
This can't possibly be the real nuro, ninja grandmaster of recreational drug use.

NEET 05/24/2021 (Mon) 05:15:33 [Preview] No.354897 del
Very sleep deprived, didn’t realise it in the morning.
Fuckwit product manager still hasn’t sorted out this integration stuff and now I’m copping it.

NEET 05/24/2021 (Mon) 05:25:09 [Preview] No.354898 del
lol wagie

NEET 05/24/2021 (Mon) 05:28:17 [Preview] No.354899 del
Do what a whimsical man said once. Reply and include your manager with your concerns around document.

NEET 05/24/2021 (Mon) 05:28:59 [Preview] No.354900 del
>Typically it's lifestyle driven offending, the reward is in the form of loose women and benders.
Very true. It is a good life but it is not a life that would be enjoyable long term.

NEET 05/24/2021 (Mon) 05:35:07 [Preview] No.354901 del
>It is a good life

NEET 05/24/2021 (Mon) 05:46:51 [Preview] No.354902 del
I meant the opposite, NOT good.

NEET 05/24/2021 (Mon) 05:54:30 [Preview] No.354903 del
AZ jab #1 done

NEET 05/24/2021 (Mon) 05:54:45 [Preview] No.354904 del
Having a stout.

NEET 05/24/2021 (Mon) 06:04:27 [Preview] No.354905 del
>while I was there
So you went for another reason and she talked you into it?
Doctors get a bonus for up-selling

NEET 05/24/2021 (Mon) 06:05:50 [Preview] No.354906 del
Had two cans of bundy rum and coke. I swear drinking is so bad that if it wasn't for all the peer pressure I get from this place I'd never do it.
Straight to the blood clotting cascade

NEET 05/24/2021 (Mon) 06:06:46 [Preview] No.354907 del
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NEET 05/24/2021 (Mon) 06:07:05 [Preview] No.354908 del
>Straight to the blood clotting cascade
24 cases in 2.1m AZ shots in Australia, 1 fatal. Better chance of being struck by lightening, winning lottery, or getting a GF.

NEET 05/24/2021 (Mon) 06:08:06 [Preview] No.354909 del
I don't know if it's a chicken or an egg thing.
Part of me suspects the driving dynamic is that people start to imitate the target of their affection.
Like a lion dressing up as a deer.

They don't actually like men, they like women.
They like women so much they want to be fucked like a woman...because they can't fuck women.
Who am I to say, let them live their lives.
I'm just frustrated that a drug dealing transvestite can do whatever they want but I can't- I'm not going to take my moralistic frustration out on them.

NEET 05/24/2021 (Mon) 06:10:32 [Preview] No.354910 del
>wake up 12PM
>almost fall asleep in the shower
>do nothing all day
>play vidya until 3 AM
>pass out
>wake up at 12PM

NEET 05/24/2021 (Mon) 06:12:16 [Preview] No.354911 del
Nervously awaiting the vet's phone call with Doggo's results.

NEET 05/24/2021 (Mon) 06:16:06 [Preview] No.354912 del
I heard the dog piss sommelier is notoriously tardy.

NEET 05/24/2021 (Mon) 06:16:39 [Preview] No.354913 del
Well done NEET.

NEET 05/24/2021 (Mon) 06:18:35 [Preview] No.354914 del
The young jab nurse was quite lovely too. Really well suited to her job.

NEET 05/24/2021 (Mon) 06:33:25 [Preview] No.354915 del
Living the life. You are an adept of neethood.

NEET 05/24/2021 (Mon) 06:34:10 [Preview] No.354916 del
But highly paid
Did you give her a jab?

NEET 05/24/2021 (Mon) 06:35:15 [Preview] No.354917 del
>Did you give her a jab?
No. I have thus far resisted using her details on the certificate to track her down.

NEET 05/24/2021 (Mon) 06:39:23 [Preview] No.354918 del
You only live once m8

NEET 05/24/2021 (Mon) 06:46:03 [Preview] No.354919 del
I heard if you’re overweight then the vaccine might make you gay

NEET 05/24/2021 (Mon) 06:48:37 [Preview] No.354920 del
4 new COVID cases in Melbourne. Kinda hope we have another lockdown so the wage realises how incompetent they are for not giving us laptops

NEET 05/24/2021 (Mon) 06:49:26 [Preview] No.354921 del
you can get in the bin with this fuckwit >>354820

NEET 05/24/2021 (Mon) 06:50:05 [Preview] No.354922 del
notice the SOE ends June 4, hence they need a new reason to have a lockdown and extend legislation

NEET 05/24/2021 (Mon) 06:59:38 [Preview] No.354923 del
>The other possibility is that one White person somewhere in the world has finally had enough of being labelled the enemy of all mankind while his country, his money and his opportunities are stolen from him and his people replaced, and with no prospect of ever being directly represented by an elected official he has decided to take matters into his own hands.

NEET 05/24/2021 (Mon) 07:05:31 [Preview] No.354924 del
You should see a doctor if that is the case.

>or getting a GF.
Aim for Jana2021 if that current fling falls through

>>pass out
That could be an issue.

Fingers crossed for good news.

Straight into the trash they go!

NEET 05/24/2021 (Mon) 07:06:43 [Preview] No.354925 del
Hello Neets

Home from a hecktik day at work

feet up having a glass of red. My life outlook has improved greatly the more i have been driving. Drove to work today. Every where i go people stop and talk to me about my car. Its great having an identity again. Even cute new girl at bottle has been reportedly asking about me.

NEET 05/24/2021 (Mon) 07:07:22 [Preview] No.354926 del
> they are for not giving us laptops
They won't give you a laptop, I can imagine history will repeat itself.

NEET 05/24/2021 (Mon) 07:08:47 [Preview] No.354927 del
I wonder if she is still alive.

NEET 05/24/2021 (Mon) 07:09:45 [Preview] No.354928 del
It will be memory holed, as it was almost certainly black on black crime.

NEET 05/24/2021 (Mon) 07:10:00 [Preview] No.354929 del
Afternoon Nuro.

>feet up having a glass of red.
Tall glass.

>Every where i go people stop and talk to me about my car.
The combination is based.

>Even cute new girl at bottle has been reportedly asking about me.
Bloke with that I-talian car that picks up cases of goon?

NEET 05/24/2021 (Mon) 07:10:08 [Preview] No.354930 del
mind you, if anybody can survive being shot in the head, it is a brain dead nigger

NEET 05/24/2021 (Mon) 07:17:39 [Preview] No.354931 del
she started last week and was could not believe how i simply took the sack out of the box and put it in my bag, she was convinced it would split or leak. and i was no and also its a space saving measure as the sack conforms to available space unlike the box

then next time i parked out the front of the other shop in my lancia and bought some nice red and some guys were talking to me about my car for 15 minutes right infront of the window

then next time was on saturday when whe was waiting outside the original shop and saw me pull a large nose wheelie on the eeb downhill. i stopped and bought cognac.

NEET 05/24/2021 (Mon) 07:18:40 [Preview] No.354932 del
Hi Nuro.

NEET 05/24/2021 (Mon) 07:18:47 [Preview] No.354933 del
>bought some nice red
What red? I asked you this previously and you ignored it.

NEET 05/24/2021 (Mon) 07:24:37 [Preview] No.354934 del
Been waiting on my jbhifi parcel all day, despite me choosing auspost as postage and paying the cheaper rate for AP, JB sent it via Toll. I just found a card in my letterbox from toll saying I have to collect it from the depot even though they didnt even knock on my door. I am unable to walk into their depot to collect it, I am unable to call them to abuse them for not delivering it due to my anziety. I am so very angry right now, so damn angry and upset and the worst thing is I take the anger out on myself,fuck them.

NEET 05/24/2021 (Mon) 07:25:12 [Preview] No.354935 del
helloo neet

its not that fancy but its just a 2019 Rawsons Retreat Shiraz Cabernet that used to really like its on special

as i said i overdosed on red a while back and gave it a break, im trying to stick to a single bottle of red to replace the goon

NEET 05/24/2021 (Mon) 07:26:40 [Preview] No.354936 del
Based life.

NEET 05/24/2021 (Mon) 07:27:33 [Preview] No.354937 del
Fair enough.
A half-decent bottle of red is better for you than 2.5 litres of white goon.

NEET 05/24/2021 (Mon) 07:27:49 [Preview] No.354938 del
in other good news i also am seriously getting into chilli beans and rice for breaky, its cheap vego and healthy

i had a bowl this morning and avoided flavoutown and shit from the cafe and bakery all day

this diet seems very doable

NEET 05/24/2021 (Mon) 07:27:58 [Preview] No.354939 del
I dislike domestic toll service. They took a week to deliver an international package (a book) to me and my mother watched them deliver it to the wrong house before she caught them and signed for it (had the event "missed delivery" in the tracking).

NEET 05/24/2021 (Mon) 07:28:14 [Preview] No.354940 del
Bean pilled.

NEET 05/24/2021 (Mon) 07:28:40 [Preview] No.354941 del
>took a week
I mean time it was at their facility.

NEET 05/24/2021 (Mon) 07:29:22 [Preview] No.354942 del

NEET 05/24/2021 (Mon) 07:29:52 [Preview] No.354943 del
It's called being from a bad home.

NEET 05/24/2021 (Mon) 07:30:00 [Preview] No.354944 del
>chilli beans
You get those canned Mexican ones from Coles?

NEET 05/24/2021 (Mon) 07:32:01 [Preview] No.354945 del
i like them but am trying a few different types from woolies too

NEET 05/24/2021 (Mon) 07:40:03 [Preview] No.354946 del
Just call JB and tell them it went to the wrong address.
You listed your home address and it went to the toll depot.

It's a simply fuckup, they will just re-route it if you ask them specifically to do that.

NEET 05/24/2021 (Mon) 07:44:06 [Preview] No.354947 del
That's one thing that shits me with Fedex and the like... only the sender can redirect a package up until they've made their first delivery attempt. Only then can you tell them to go elsewhere.

NEET 05/24/2021 (Mon) 07:50:02 [Preview] No.354948 del
Those NOI cunts are smart enough to know that this will look like it's racially motivated.

NEET 05/24/2021 (Mon) 07:50:59 [Preview] No.354949 del
You don't need breakfast. You are 105kg nuro.

NEET 05/24/2021 (Mon) 07:51:59 [Preview] No.354950 del

NEET 05/24/2021 (Mon) 07:52:16 [Preview] No.354951 del
Started a bit shit, ended okay.
Went to a client's place who I was handed because he was too much of a headfuck for the last two managers.
Spent the time telling him that the company is a fuck and I'll do it the way they want it because thems the rules.
His father in law talked to me about the nullarbor and working on trains that went to Alice.
Think I made a good impression.

NEET 05/24/2021 (Mon) 07:52:39 [Preview] No.354952 del
Should've asked them for a toke.

NEET 05/24/2021 (Mon) 07:53:38 [Preview] No.354953 del
and everyone needs breakfast, its the most important meal of the day

especially if you drink.

NEET 05/24/2021 (Mon) 07:54:05 [Preview] No.354954 del

NEET 05/24/2021 (Mon) 07:54:16 [Preview] No.354955 del

NEET 05/24/2021 (Mon) 07:54:56 [Preview] No.354956 del
I hope this isn't some fucking overseas trip shit.

NEET 05/24/2021 (Mon) 07:55:38 [Preview] No.354957 del
It's not worth surgery = it's not worth worrying.

NEET 05/24/2021 (Mon) 07:56:04 [Preview] No.354958 del
if this is legit thank you....

need to have a shower brb

NEET 05/24/2021 (Mon) 07:56:21 [Preview] No.354959 del
Do you have a saved list of these kinds of posts?

NEET 05/24/2021 (Mon) 07:57:13 [Preview] No.354960 del
I hope you never ride that god forsaken two wheeled contraption again.
Good to hear you're perked up.

NEET 05/24/2021 (Mon) 07:58:04 [Preview] No.354961 del
That's just part of the conspiracy, to cover up the conspiracy, to cover up the conspiracy.

NEET 05/24/2021 (Mon) 07:59:26 [Preview] No.354962 del
>chilli beans and rice for breaky
That's the sort of shit Monaro eats.
It seems cheap but you need to add something to it, or take the rice away.

NEET 05/24/2021 (Mon) 07:59:53 [Preview] No.354963 del
He will have to ride the bike often or else he will get done for DUI in the Lancia.

NEET 05/24/2021 (Mon) 08:00:12 [Preview] No.354964 del
Never would've guessed that beanNEETs would replace the unnamed NEETs in board memeology.

NEET 05/24/2021 (Mon) 08:00:22 [Preview] No.354965 del

NEET 05/24/2021 (Mon) 08:00:40 [Preview] No.354966 del

NEET 05/24/2021 (Mon) 08:01:02 [Preview] No.354967 del
ON. As is a VPN apparently.

NEET 05/24/2021 (Mon) 08:01:16 [Preview] No.354968 del
large pizza, 10 buttermilk chicken pieces, and two lava cakes down the hatch
having a second longneck of stout now

NEET 05/24/2021 (Mon) 08:01:52 [Preview] No.354969 del
Kinda surprised he hasn't been done on the pushbike.

NEET 05/24/2021 (Mon) 08:02:01 [Preview] No.354970 del
That's a lot of power.

NEET 05/24/2021 (Mon) 08:02:01 [Preview] No.354971 del
He's a featherweight compared to some of our other neets. He needs to get huge.

NEET 05/24/2021 (Mon) 08:02:18 [Preview] No.354972 del
>two lava cakes
Were they moist?

NEET 05/24/2021 (Mon) 08:02:57 [Preview] No.354973 del
I was just being a dick. Like usual.
You know deep down all my posts are lies.

NEET 05/24/2021 (Mon) 08:03:47 [Preview] No.354974 del
Their chicken is pretty good. I've only had it once but it was nice.

NEET 05/24/2021 (Mon) 08:05:24 [Preview] No.354975 del

NEET 05/24/2021 (Mon) 08:05:34 [Preview] No.354976 del
Garn have a drink, maybe two.
Have all that spaghoot meat from the other day that I'll need to freeze.
Still have an original recipe and some chips and popcorn chicken to heat up for dindins

NEET 05/24/2021 (Mon) 08:05:34 [Preview] No.354977 del
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Bounty from the deep Boys.
freexer haul is super cheap sample for my prepping. the other shit was free.

NEET 05/24/2021 (Mon) 08:07:16 [Preview] No.354978 del
I hope you are not stealing from your new town. Don't shit where you eat.

NEET 05/24/2021 (Mon) 08:08:37 [Preview] No.354979 del
That saw looks like it would snap when cutting wood...

NEET 05/24/2021 (Mon) 08:09:05 [Preview] No.354980 del

NEET 05/24/2021 (Mon) 08:09:25 [Preview] No.354981 del
It's a saw, it is not designed for torsional forces to be applied.

NEET 05/24/2021 (Mon) 08:09:35 [Preview] No.354982 del
I'll shit in your eat.

NEET 05/24/2021 (Mon) 08:11:08 [Preview] No.354983 del
Glad you froze some lemons, you had way too many.

NEET 05/24/2021 (Mon) 08:11:20 [Preview] No.354984 del

NEET 05/24/2021 (Mon) 08:12:14 [Preview] No.354985 del
You'll fuck it up if you do. Go back to Poz now and then and rip them off.
The new town will lynch you if you get caught.

NEET 05/24/2021 (Mon) 08:13:57 [Preview] No.354986 del
I love scratching my crotch furiously.

NEET 05/24/2021 (Mon) 08:14:12 [Preview] No.354987 del
Good Idea NEET.

NEET 05/24/2021 (Mon) 08:15:07 [Preview] No.354988 del
Is this from that NEET's kisses the other day?

NEET 05/24/2021 (Mon) 08:15:30 [Preview] No.354989 del
Anyone suffering thanks to the crypto crash? I watched my $35 USD worth of DASH turn into $9... what a joke

NEET 05/24/2021 (Mon) 08:16:24 [Preview] No.354990 del
I bet on the crash and made heaps.

NEET 05/24/2021 (Mon) 08:17:18 [Preview] No.354992 del
Large short?

NEET 05/24/2021 (Mon) 08:18:15 [Preview] No.354993 del
biggie smalls

NEET 05/24/2021 (Mon) 08:19:54 [Preview] No.354994 del
Kek. I've spent under $15 in this city in a month and most of that was stamps.

NEET 05/24/2021 (Mon) 08:21:13 [Preview] No.354995 del
8ch.net didn’t send any data.

NEET 05/24/2021 (Mon) 08:22:21 [Preview] No.354996 del
Well, stick to the webring and here, I suppose. 8ch is long gone, and 8kun is a honeypot.

NEET 05/24/2021 (Mon) 08:24:34 [Preview] No.354997 del
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I went to the local servo and got some scrap iron for weights. He had just thrown away what i needed, He said he would keep stuff for me, I should go and hit him up.

Literally no Bug and south asians in my area.

NEET 05/24/2021 (Mon) 08:26:16 [Preview] No.354998 del
>I went to the local servo and got some scrap iron for weights. He had just thrown away what i needed, He said he would keep stuff for me, I should go and hit him up.
So basically everyone on this board lives off food stamps? lmao get a job

NEET 05/24/2021 (Mon) 08:27:18 [Preview] No.354999 del
you're going to do well here, I can tell

NEET 05/24/2021 (Mon) 08:27:36 [Preview] No.355000 del
Do you know where3 you are, Toothpaste?

NEET 05/24/2021 (Mon) 08:30:38 [Preview] No.355001 del
Have you seen any inbreds yet?

NEET 05/24/2021 (Mon) 08:31:27 [Preview] No.355002 del
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NEET 05/24/2021 (Mon) 08:32:24 [Preview] No.355003 del
If he wasn't running away and surrendering he would.

NEET 05/24/2021 (Mon) 08:33:04 [Preview] No.355004 del
Hate that this is gone.

Going through the saved links on this laptop.

NEET 05/24/2021 (Mon) 08:34:08 [Preview] No.355005 del
>free web hosting
You can get a VPS for $2.50/month. Is that too expensive?

NEET 05/24/2021 (Mon) 08:34:47 [Preview] No.355006 del
US post is a total racket.
Ebay is the worst, they made Americans all use their global shipping program that costs four times as much as regular post.
Americans' aren't even aware of this when they list items so don't opt out, so we get $3+$44.50 shipping.

The problem is so bad that auspost even opened a physical office in the US to undercut them- but being a private company and a body corporate one at that they only charged like $5 less.

When I lived overseas I could post to Australia for next to nothing, where my burger bro's couldn't afford shit.

NEET 05/24/2021 (Mon) 08:35:53 [Preview] No.355007 del
Use a shipping forwarder, or contact the seller about the actual shipping rates. Easy solution.

NEET 05/24/2021 (Mon) 08:41:07 [Preview] No.355008 del
Hectic day at the wage. Wasn't that hungover, but was very tired and basically still recovering from the weekend. Thought I would definitely get on the standards as a result but I've got some groceries to prep with and some zeroes.
Back on the wagon. Probably gonna wank from home on Wednesday, knowing I can is great.
Back on the wagon.

NEET 05/24/2021 (Mon) 08:42:09 [Preview] No.355009 del
mate has already lost 2k you simp

NEET 05/24/2021 (Mon) 08:42:41 [Preview] No.355010 del
That's nothing. Get a job.

NEET 05/24/2021 (Mon) 08:45:00 [Preview] No.355011 del
The vet called. The urine test results were pretty good. She doesn't think Doggo is in kidney failure.

She wants me to bring him in again soon to examine him more thoroughly. I will make an appointment tomorrow.

I am feeling sort of relieved but I am still very worried. He has lost a lot of weight. I picked him up to give him a hug this morning and he was light as a feather. He is very lethargic.

NEET 05/24/2021 (Mon) 08:46:31 [Preview] No.355012 del
Numo has a work experience gig at his mates bikeshop iirc.

NEET 05/24/2021 (Mon) 08:46:47 [Preview] No.355013 del
>Back on the wagon.
Good to hear. Well done.

NEET 05/24/2021 (Mon) 08:48:00 [Preview] No.355014 del
Thats good news. Hope he perks up soon.

NEET 05/24/2021 (Mon) 08:49:41 [Preview] No.355015 del
Pets are fucking disgusting

NEET 05/24/2021 (Mon) 08:49:52 [Preview] No.355016 del
Got a case of shit on the liver. Typed out some very narky and hurtful posts which I almost let fly.

NEET 05/24/2021 (Mon) 08:49:52 [Preview] No.355017 del
none of that is accurate or true you retard

NEET 05/24/2021 (Mon) 08:50:17 [Preview] No.355018 del
It's good you're making these changes, even if they are small, they still help your health.
That's a relief.
18 degrees today in Shitbourne, had some KFC for lunch, hope those pajeets coughing on each other in the northern suburbs doesn't turn into another lockdown.

NEET 05/24/2021 (Mon) 08:50:27 [Preview] No.355019 del
BO you need to ban this troll. Don't let him persist.

NEET 05/24/2021 (Mon) 08:51:03 [Preview] No.355020 del
Oh, don't worry. I will fire up the spambot soon.

NEET 05/24/2021 (Mon) 08:51:17 [Preview] No.355021 del
>I am feeling sort of relieved but I am still very worried
Fantastic news!

NEET 05/24/2021 (Mon) 08:51:40 [Preview] No.355022 del
Nuros really getting to me today.

NEET 05/24/2021 (Mon) 08:52:24 [Preview] No.355023