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NEET General #354 - Spergo Is A Good Boy Edition NEET 05/24/2021 (Mon) 10:44:45 [Preview] No. 355107
Who is the best NEET and why is it Sperg?

Old: >>354133


NEET 05/24/2021 (Mon) 10:48:08 [Preview] No.355108 del
SA BEST A


NEET 05/24/2021 (Mon) 10:51:51 [Preview] No.355110 del
DEFUND THE ABC


NEET 05/24/2021 (Mon) 11:06:44 [Preview] No.355114 del
Thinking of getting vajazzled


NEET 05/24/2021 (Mon) 11:08:59 [Preview] No.355115 del
How?


NEET 05/24/2021 (Mon) 11:12:31 [Preview] No.355118 del
>>355107
Way too early.


NEET 05/24/2021 (Mon) 11:13:02 [Preview] No.355119 del
>>355114
You would look good with it, not going to lie.


NEET 05/24/2021 (Mon) 20:16:21 [Preview] No.355156 del
Morning neets. Coffee time. I'm having 2 double shots of espresso. How about you?


NEET 05/24/2021 (Mon) 20:20:34 [Preview] No.355157 del
Absolutely fucked.
Crashed at 7 and woke up at 1.
Needed to piss and drink water every hour after that. My arm joints all have a dull ache, including each finger. Freezing cold, but it feels like hot air is escaping my ears.
Staying in bed


NEET 05/24/2021 (Mon) 21:07:40 [Preview] No.355158 del
>>355107
He is consistently a very good fella.


NEET 05/24/2021 (Mon) 21:07:58 [Preview] No.355159 del
>>355120
Hmm.
>>355140
Out poo'd.
>>355142
You're a champ. Great news man.
>>355148
What are you guys going to do? apart from that


NEET 05/24/2021 (Mon) 21:09:48 [Preview] No.355160 del
>>355156
one table spoon of this with 60ml of pureAU water slightly heated in the microwave [not orally]


NEET 05/24/2021 (Mon) 21:10:31 [Preview] No.355161 del
>>355156
>>355157
Good morning friends.
Two moconnas, three sugars, UHT milk, little cup.


NEET 05/24/2021 (Mon) 21:11:21 [Preview] No.355162 del
>>355160
Morning Nurofren


NEET 05/24/2021 (Mon) 21:12:23 [Preview] No.355163 del
Been pissing down in Adelaide.
Not really cold either.


NEET 05/24/2021 (Mon) 21:16:38 [Preview] No.355164 del
>>355160
Didn't want to admit it but that spaghoot sauce might've needed a little more tomatmo sauce.
When I was making it, I had a can of crushed, a can of cherry tomatoes and a jar of sauce but didn't use it because it looked wet enough.
I'm sorry Not to you, but to myself for questioning you.


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NEET 05/24/2021 (Mon) 21:25:36 [Preview] No.355166 del
>>355165
Morning.
That sauce looks a little bland.
Needs pepper, oregano, basil and garlic.


NEET 05/24/2021 (Mon) 21:28:19 [Preview] No.355167 del
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>>355166
no it does fucking not its god damn flavoutown as is


NEET 05/24/2021 (Mon) 21:33:45 [Preview] No.355168 del
>>355167
Flavourtown implies flavour.
You need to get some quality spices.


NEET 05/24/2021 (Mon) 21:43:03 [Preview] No.355169 del
>>355117
Thank (You)

>>355124
Based conundrum.

>>355135
Good.

>>355136
I like how they integrated the puzzle piece.

>>355140
From little things big, things grow.

>>355142
Well done.

>>355143
Secret reserves.

>>355157
Do the needful.

>>355160
Ain't no blend 43.

>>355156
>>355157
>>355161
>>355162
>>355165
>>355166
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 05/24/2021 (Mon) 21:47:38 [Preview] No.355170 del
>Make flavourtown
>chuck it in a blender
>Consume (not orally)


NEET 05/24/2021 (Mon) 21:58:27 [Preview] No.355171 del
>>355170
Straight into the arse!


NEET 05/24/2021 (Mon) 22:02:06 [Preview] No.355172 del
>>355169
Morning


NEET 05/24/2021 (Mon) 22:26:42 [Preview] No.355173 del
>>355169
>Ain't no blend 43.

are kidding me its the premium blend 43


NEET 05/24/2021 (Mon) 22:34:22 [Preview] No.355174 del
>>355173
I will add to my list of approved NEET coffees: Blend 43, Black Roast and Caro.


NEET 05/24/2021 (Mon) 22:37:25 [Preview] No.355175 del
>>355173
We can't all be connoisseurs of instant coffee. Some of us grew up in really bad homes, where only no-name brands of instant coffee were served.


NEET 05/24/2021 (Mon) 23:03:27 [Preview] No.355176 del
What odds do the bookies have on Webber dying or becoming a mutant?


NEET 05/24/2021 (Mon) 23:04:51 [Preview] No.355177 del
>>355176
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm


NEET 05/24/2021 (Mon) 23:05:35 [Preview] No.355178 del
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NEET 05/24/2021 (Mon) 23:23:08 [Preview] No.355179 del


NEET 05/24/2021 (Mon) 23:29:32 [Preview] No.355180 del
>>355176
Not as short as the odds that this has already happened.


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NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 00:42:35 [Preview] No.355182 del
>>355165
Chop it you slack cunt.


NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 01:03:55 [Preview] No.355183 del
>>355181
Good morning NEET.


NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 01:09:35 [Preview] No.355184 del
>>355182
>Chop
Dice it!


NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 01:50:04 [Preview] No.355185 del
Had to put the slippers on the line to air. The smell was becoming too intense.


NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 02:04:15 [Preview] No.355186 del
>>355178
why do you keep bothering ?


NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 02:10:58 [Preview] No.355187 del
>>355186
He loves it!


NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 02:22:23 [Preview] No.355188 del
>>355186
I have to make a new thread when the post count gets to 1000


NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 03:04:56 [Preview] No.355189 del
Dead thread


NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 03:09:29 [Preview] No.355190 del
>>355185
Did you piss in them?


NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 03:13:27 [Preview] No.355191 del
I just pissed all over my pyjama shorts. They also ripped somehow


NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 03:18:38 [Preview] No.355192 del
>>355191
Rehearsing for a neet fashion show? Shake your little tush on the catwalk.


NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 03:24:01 [Preview] No.355193 del
Made some scalloped potatoes and some sausages for lunch. Ate too much. Now in entering a food coma.


NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 03:25:26 [Preview] No.355194 del
>>355191
Corrosive piss?


NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 03:26:39 [Preview] No.355195 del
>>355193
Sleep tight NEET.


NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 03:28:33 [Preview] No.355196 del
>>355193
>Made some scalloped potatoes and some sausages
Where was your image? You need to think of the NEETs more please.


NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 03:37:12 [Preview] No.355197 del
I feel awful


NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 03:43:35 [Preview] No.355198 del
>>355197
Visit your GP.


NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 03:45:47 [Preview] No.355199 del
>>355197
Should I bring a warm damp washcloth?


NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 03:52:27 [Preview] No.355200 del
>>355197
Were you the vaccine NEET?


NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 03:55:45 [Preview] No.355201 del
>>355196
My culinary creations aren't worthy to stand alongside the pictures of...whichever neet posts all that food.


NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 03:57:53 [Preview] No.355202 del
>>355197
Watching some russian rocket artillery rain down death on pro-democracy forces in ukraine should cheer anyone up: https://youtube.com/watch?v=nuCIA31LfIU [Embed]


NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 04:08:53 [Preview] No.355203 del
>>355201
We will be the judge of that.


NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 04:41:09 [Preview] No.355204 del
Just had a haircut for $25. Much shorter hair now.


NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 04:56:19 [Preview] No.355205 del
>>355202
>Democracy
Liberal western poz politics


NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 04:56:30 [Preview] No.355206 del
I hope unwell NEET gets better soon.


NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 04:57:27 [Preview] No.355207 del
>>355204
You look good. Great bone structure in that face.


NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 05:03:23 [Preview] No.355208 del
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>>355207
Thank you. I am going to have a shave tonight to complete the look.


NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 05:06:50 [Preview] No.355209 del
Any moofie reccomends NEETs?


NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 05:19:12 [Preview] No.355210 del
>>355209
I normally go hunting through top movie lists or search google by interest


NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 05:21:44 [Preview] No.355211 del
Hellooo NEETS. Big Day. Knocked off work. fucked. Need to chill. Drove home and there are tree loppers fucking Nextdoor. no where to park too fark. Said fuck this shit and hopped on the eeb direct to beach bottle o. Cute girl is there. She still has not restocked my goon. Walk out saying anything and head to fucking Dans.


NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 05:26:09 [Preview] No.355212 del
>>355211
>head to fucking Dans.
You should have whizzed over there first.


NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 05:27:25 [Preview] No.355213 del
>>355211
Hi Nuro.


NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 05:28:10 [Preview] No.355214 del
>>355211
Good afternoon.


NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 05:30:26 [Preview] No.355215 del
>>355212
Nah my Dans is pozzed. It’s not my first stop. My cognac is somehow considerably more expensive there

>>355213
How ya doin cobber ?


NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 05:35:04 [Preview] No.355216 del
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>>355211
You're always welcome in my cellars, Nuro.


NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 05:37:59 [Preview] No.355217 del
>>355216
What other NEETs are card carrying members ?
t. not a member.


NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 05:54:22 [Preview] No.355218 del
>>355217
I have the digital card on my phone.


NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 06:18:20 [Preview] No.355219 del
>>355218
I have a Dan branded phone. It only calls Dan's, and nobody else can call me. It's perfect for a schizoid alcoholic.


NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 06:25:30 [Preview] No.355220 del
>>355219
Add in an unlimited download plan when accessing imageboards, a permanent dan's card printed on the back, and it would indeed be the perfect gift for the schizoid alcoholic in your life who has everything.


NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 06:25:36 [Preview] No.355221 del
>>355219
I can imagine it looks stylish to.


NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 06:26:21 [Preview] No.355222 del
Exactly.
>{"message":"Content not available.","code":"404","raw":"{\"message\":\"Content doesn't exist\",\"code\":404}"}
https://www.news.com.au/world/coronavirus/health/mullumbimby-dr-rachel-heaps-fight-against-antivax-information/news-story/0a5a5df26f927b82204b68f4271573fe


NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 06:31:05 [Preview] No.355223 del
That error message is what happens when you take from the IT bulge to pay Jana.


NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 06:37:04 [Preview] No.355224 del
>>355159
>You're a champ. Great news man
Thanks.
>What are you guys going to do?
I'm planning to go get coffee and go for a walk in the botanical gardens. I think with such a plan makes my intentions at least somewhat clear.
>>355169
>Well done.
Thanks.
>>355211
You still on the bottled red wine or back to the old goon bag?
17 degrees today in Shitbourne, got the tires on the car replaced, going to make myself a cheese and tomato sandwich soon.


NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 06:52:23 [Preview] No.355225 del
>>355224
>such a plan makes my intentions at least somewhat clear.
Make sure you touch her butt as well, in case she's a bit dim.


NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 06:57:51 [Preview] No.355226 del
>>355224
>at least somewhat clear.
That is not clear enough. I am getting worried about you now.


NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 07:00:14 [Preview] No.355227 del
>>355226
I don't get it. What is unclear about what he is doing?


NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 07:06:49 [Preview] No.355228 del
>>355227
>What is unclear about what he is doing?
Unfortunately NEETs tend to come across as "nice guys" and don't give off strong sexual energy so girls never realise that the NEET is trying to have a sexual relationship with them.

What the NEET assumes is a date the girl assumes is just a friendship thing.


NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 07:25:12 [Preview] No.355229 del
Holee fuck.

As i posted earlier big day. Have bigger day tomorrow. Just got home from the beach after i had to bail because tree loppers were buzzing all fucking afternoon and now well la di da looks like roomates fucking cousins are over again for another cookoff. They have fucking no respect. I am about to loose my fucking shit.


NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 07:25:51 [Preview] No.355230 del
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NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 07:27:37 [Preview] No.355231 del
>>355229
>I am about to loose my fucking shit.
Have a tall glass of goon instead.


NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 07:28:00 [Preview] No.355232 del
>>355226
>>355228
Ok then have you got any advice? or are you just trying to be gloomy?


NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 07:28:12 [Preview] No.355233 del
>>355230
They will look good on you Nuro.


NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 07:28:52 [Preview] No.355234 del
>>355229
Get out there and make yourself sociable.


NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 07:29:59 [Preview] No.355235 del
>>355232
I am sorry I should not have said anything. I am sure things will go well I am just a worrier.


NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 07:35:18 [Preview] No.355236 del
>>355235
>I am sure things will go well I am just a worrier
That's ok, I sometimes worry too.


NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 07:39:17 [Preview] No.355237 del
I went for a piss before, finished up well and put my neetsitck away.
Lo and behold, more piss dribbles out into my undies.


NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 07:40:34 [Preview] No.355238 del
>>355202
I find it a bit sad to see a brother war tbh.


NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 07:45:46 [Preview] No.355239 del
>>355238
>a brother war
Maximum cringe.


NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 07:48:12 [Preview] No.355240 del
>>355239
BIG OOOOOFFFF
that's a yikerino from me!


NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 07:50:31 [Preview] No.355241 del
>>355219
Once you get the microchip from the vaccine you wont need a phone.

you'll be too sick with chronic immune disorders to drink or use a phone for that matter


NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 07:52:22 [Preview] No.355242 del
>>355241
Straight into the arse everything goes.


NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 07:55:54 [Preview] No.355243 del
>>355231
had 3 cups already
>>355233
i was saying the N word
>>355234
oh its tuesday fuck off you cunt
>>355237
your electolytes are inbalanced


ok i have composed my self, roomate sensed and my seething and worked some nice damage control

putting a flavourtown in the oven, its already hot so gotta keep that in mind

wew havent eaten since 7am, no lunch, not even that hungry but am eating because i am so angry

i think people eat too much because they are angry... fucking society man


NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 07:58:21 [Preview] No.355244 del
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NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 07:58:54 [Preview] No.355245 del
>>355238
They're slavs, most of them have killed and eaten their own brothers for all of history.


NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 07:58:58 [Preview] No.355246 del
>>355243
>i was saying the N word
That's why.


NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 07:59:32 [Preview] No.355247 del
>>355243
>i think people eat too much because they are angry... fucking society man
All that anger straight into the arse.


NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 08:00:45 [Preview] No.355248 del
Had a long conversation today about how the arsehole on average can stretch to 12cm, and how a racoon on average is 10cm in diameter.


NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 08:02:25 [Preview] No.355249 del


NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 08:04:40 [Preview] No.355250 del
>>355174
Two of those aren't even coffee.


NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 08:06:42 [Preview] No.355251 del
>less than 80 posts all day
16 is almost more active and that's supposed to be the more refined, exclusive club.


NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 08:07:36 [Preview] No.355252 del
>>355182
A quality filter.


NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 08:08:03 [Preview] No.355253 del
>>355248
you just saw the toad webm i posted and were inspired


NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 08:08:41 [Preview] No.355254 del
>>355251
A very negative post.


NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 08:08:44 [Preview] No.355255 del
>>355193
> scalloped potatoes


NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 08:09:15 [Preview] No.355256 del
>>355204
You could've bought some clippers for that.


NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 08:11:03 [Preview] No.355257 del
>>355209
I posted a list a few threads ago.
Here's three.
The Holy Mountain
A Field in England
Coherence


NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 08:11:58 [Preview] No.355258 del
>>355256
That is a recipe for a messy nape. A nape disaster.


NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 08:12:11 [Preview] No.355259 del
>>355244
Those masks are useless.

https://www.wired.com/story/the-teeny-tiny-scientific-screwup-that-helped-covid-kill/

The WHO has such low credibility now. mistrust is high.


NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 08:13:14 [Preview] No.355260 del
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>>355211
Dan loves you.


NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 08:13:30 [Preview] No.355261 del
>>355217
Aren't we all?


NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 08:14:19 [Preview] No.355262 del
>>355224
>botanical gardens
You sly dog, you.
Romance isn't dead.


NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 08:16:09 [Preview] No.355263 del
>>355243
>my seething
You're too old for this sort of behaviour.


NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 08:16:57 [Preview] No.355264 del
>>355253
I saw that you stole my gondola meme without asking, I did not watch your toad.


NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 08:17:32 [Preview] No.355265 del
>>355258
A truly wild nape can never be tamed.


NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 08:22:17 [Preview] No.355266 del
>5 minutes ago


NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 08:27:16 [Preview] No.355267 del
>10 minutes ago


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>>355266
>>355267
Stop making negative posts.


NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 08:29:55 [Preview] No.355269 del
>>355268
Stop leaving me unattended.


NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 08:30:17 [Preview] No.355270 del
>>355269
How was the wage today?


NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 08:31:48 [Preview] No.355271 del
Watching this if any other Board Neets are keen ...

https://youtube.com/watch?v=-sVmKUv0hHw [Embed]


NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 08:32:22 [Preview] No.355272 del
I was returned atop the monks mountain. Stayed back at the wage. Wank from home tomorrow.
48 hours sober and dart free.
Excited for these cases of covid to kick off again.

Gonna smash the to-do list tonight, but first, a big poo.


NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 08:33:17 [Preview] No.355273 del
>>355272
You are doing well. Back on the wagon.


NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 08:34:27 [Preview] No.355274 del


NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 08:35:36 [Preview] No.355275 del
>>355268
I like that slap.


NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 08:36:08 [Preview] No.355276 del
>>355272
Good to hear and hope the good news keeps coming.


NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 08:36:24 [Preview] No.355277 del
>>355270
Got a big client starting services.
I got told by a supplier that I'd have to wait 2-3 weeks for this shower chair, then the daughter of the client calls and they tell her it'll be 48 hours because they know her. Made me look like a fuckknuckle. I spoke to the client about it so he's alright. Talked to all the clients I took from my ex team leader, she just fucked everything. Going to have to redo everything she was supposed to because I have no idea if she's done anything. Getting random emails about shit she half lined up. Like 26 sessions with a speech path for some cunt who doesn't need it, and can't afford it. I don't get it. Pretty good I guess.
Haven't eaten again. I should do some of that.
Going in for an xray tomorrow and was going to take the day off but will probably go to work afterwards and not even ask for a sick cert.
Learnt a lot about how placenta works and the miracles of child birth.
I think one of the coworkers daughters put her tampons in the shitter so now that's clogged and leaking into the back yard.


NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 08:37:34 [Preview] No.355278 del
>>355271
I've been watching a few of those lately. There's also some good ones of Jack Absalom gong places.


NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 08:38:41 [Preview] No.355279 del
>>355272
Today was supposed to be your day back on the boong cycle. I don't think I want to.
But if I have to, I get it.
Good work. Stop smoking ciggies, they're shit


NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 08:40:38 [Preview] No.355280 del
>>355277
>tampons in the shitter
lol what a mess.


NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 08:42:30 [Preview] No.355281 del
>>355280
Yeah, or it's roots but the bathroom is pretty new and I don't think so.
Had to call the real estate person and tell them.
I spoke to the coworker about it and she's going to tell her daughter who's at that age where she'll take it personally.


NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 08:44:12 [Preview] No.355282 del
>>355281
Do you have one of those special tampon bins in the bathroom?


NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 08:44:30 [Preview] No.355283 del
>>355262
Shit, I forgot about that piece of NEETlore.
>>355272
>48 hours sober and dart free.
Good stuff mate.
>Excited for these cases of covid to kick off again.
I'm not looking forward to it, I hope there isn't another lockdown.


NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 08:46:37 [Preview] No.355284 del
>>355282
Yeah. I don't know why she did it.
I actually saw one, or thought I did when I went in there on Friday. It was covered with toilet paper.
So all I saw was a brownish coloured thing through paper.
Might've been a turd.


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NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 08:51:03 [Preview] No.355286 del
>>355285
I didn't say anything then because I didn't want to embarrass her.
She might think someone might look in the sanitary bin and wanted to hide it better. Teenagers are weird and self conscious.


NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 08:53:04 [Preview] No.355287 del
>>355286
That is good of you.


NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 08:53:25 [Preview] No.355288 del
>>355277
You need to feed. That executive can't eat the food we're going to eat.


NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 08:53:51 [Preview] No.355289 del
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cld here NEETs


NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 08:54:30 [Preview] No.355290 del
>>355287
Yeah but then I forgot until today.


NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 08:55:53 [Preview] No.355291 del
>>355288
Not real hungry, I was alright when I got home but now got that moody shithead attitude going on. Thinking about a drink in the dark and the rain.


NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 08:56:22 [Preview] No.355292 del
>>355289
That looks well laid.


NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 08:57:02 [Preview] No.355293 del
>>355279
Its someone elses turn.


NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 08:57:31 [Preview] No.355294 del
>>355293
No one else will.
I have to do everything.


NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 08:58:13 [Preview] No.355295 del
I had Chilli Con Carne for dinner. 500g beef mince, one can kidney beans, one can diced tomatoes, one packet Old El Paso chilli mix. All cooked in one bowl in the microwave. Was very good.


NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 09:00:03 [Preview] No.355296 del
>>355295
>microwave
You were right to spoiler that.


NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 09:00:48 [Preview] No.355297 del
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>>355292
Best yet


NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 09:01:42 [Preview] No.355298 del
>>355297
Do you have some larger pieces?


NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 09:02:21 [Preview] No.355299 del
>>355291
Have a feed instead.


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>>355291
>got that moody shithead attitude going on


NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 09:03:12 [Preview] No.355302 del
>>355297
Well kindled. Well combusted. Well fired.


NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 09:05:09 [Preview] No.355303 del
>>355299
That won't improve my feelings.


NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 09:06:43 [Preview] No.355304 del
>>355295
Straight to Mike.


NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 09:12:22 [Preview] No.355305 del
>>355297
Straight to the Flue


NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 09:22:37 [Preview] No.355306 del
So many normies freaking out about the virus.

I'm sick of this shit, DOTS when?


NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 09:23:19 [Preview] No.355307 del
The milk out the UHT carton sometimes pours in an uncontrollable manner and splashes everywhere.


NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 09:24:20 [Preview] No.355308 del


NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 09:26:01 [Preview] No.355309 del
>>355307
You are pouring it wrong.


NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 09:27:41 [Preview] No.355310 del
>>355309
I cannot see how it can be done better.


NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 09:30:25 [Preview] No.355311 del
>>355307
Ignore the norimie opener, unfold the top and cut the corner.


NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 09:31:34 [Preview] No.355312 del
>>355311
But then you can't reseal it properly.


NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 09:33:48 [Preview] No.355313 del
>>355308
Who are the big feet NEETs?


NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 09:34:10 [Preview] No.355314 del
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Going here tomorrow.


NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 09:34:58 [Preview] No.355315 del
Lucky big feet NEETs.


NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 09:35:26 [Preview] No.355316 del
Feel like getting on the standards. Forgot the mong pill this morning.
Heading to the gym instead.


NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 09:35:48 [Preview] No.355317 del
Feeling guilty after picking up some heiny full strengths.


NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 09:37:28 [Preview] No.355318 del
>>355314
Long walk?


NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 09:38:19 [Preview] No.355319 del
>>355318
not for big feet NEETs.


NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 09:38:45 [Preview] No.355320 del
>>355317
I hope that is not you, 10-16 standards neet


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Towel day tomorrow at 6am. Check in if you will.


>>355311
Cutting corners are we?
But actually this, cut the corner and stab the top (so air can move in easily and no vacuum arose).


NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 09:40:37 [Preview] No.355322 del
>>355320
Yeah. Things just got to me.


NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 09:41:23 [Preview] No.355323 del
>>355322
How many days did you get? It was an impressive streak.
Back on the wagon soon.


NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 09:44:53 [Preview] No.355324 del
>>355307
pour it on its side.


NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 09:45:15 [Preview] No.355325 del
>>355323
9 days. Broke it on Sunday. Wasn’t a boong sesh or anything.
Only got a six pack tonight. Hope I can stop at 3-4.


NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 09:46:53 [Preview] No.355326 del
>>355316
I cracked the shits and did a clean. Now Monaro is pissy because she knows I'm just doing to not drink. Now cooking us pasta but made a big deal about taking the trash out and moving the dirty dishes.
Just being a cunt.
Need a goon.


NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 09:48:04 [Preview] No.355327 del
>>355312
after you have poured it you just fold the top back.
That was how these things were designed, it just turned out to be too hard for normies
>>355322
Other shit has to line up for you as well, sometimes you might need sedatives to sleep after quitting.


NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 09:48:07 [Preview] No.355328 del
21 days off the darts bros.


NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 09:49:42 [Preview] No.355329 del
>>355326
You need to treat your Monaro better.


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NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 09:50:03 [Preview] No.355331 del
>>355325
You'll need more to make up for I and Monk.
Heaven's forbid Weber's having a dry day too.


NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 09:50:51 [Preview] No.355332 del
>>355329
Rightio
She's spent two days in bed and doesn't even think to put water in the dog's bowl or take out the trash.


NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 09:51:08 [Preview] No.355333 del
>>355311
>>355321
You could probably open the container from both sides to let the air in.


NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 09:51:23 [Preview] No.355334 del
>>355328
I heard you get a gold watch if you make it


NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 09:53:02 [Preview] No.355335 del
>>355332
She is covered in curry. You have upset her.


NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 09:55:20 [Preview] No.355336 del
Just realised that I walked through the heart of Shitey's old stomping ground as I cut through the Monash uni campus near the res halls when I went for a walk while I waited for my tires to get done. He was a good NEET. I wonder what happened to him. I hope that the Indian lady's husband didn't kill him in a crime of passion.


NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 09:57:38 [Preview] No.355337 del
The Indian Lady looked okay but I wanted to see more Shitey erotic content with that Asian bird.


NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 10:02:17 [Preview] No.355338 del
>>355333
You don't need to let air in, you just squeeze the sides.
Letting in air makes the milk go bad.
You can conceivably pour out all the milk bit by bit without ever letting air in- like toothpaste.

I learned this in Pajeetistan.


NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 10:11:11 [Preview] No.355339 del
>>355338
You learned through the needful.


NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 10:15:18 [Preview] No.355340 del
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iFKSRokPlsk
Having one of those moods NEETs


NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 10:17:52 [Preview] No.355341 del
>>355335
Probably, then cleaned the kitchen and cooked dinner after.


NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 10:19:58 [Preview] No.355342 del
>>355340
My internet is totally fucked.
Fuckingtelstra


NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 10:21:33 [Preview] No.355343 del
>>355340
I posted that song in a mp4 the other day. Is that the first time you'd heard it?


NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 10:22:04 [Preview] No.355344 del
>>355342
Telstra needs to do the needful.


NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 10:28:41 [Preview] No.355345 del
I pruned the olive tree about a year ago, this year there are many black olives on it.
I tried one and it tasted like a weird chemical salty flavour.


NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 10:32:32 [Preview] No.355346 del
>>355345
Do they need to be pickled?


NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 10:33:14 [Preview] No.355347 del
>>355346
They should at least taste like olives.
They taste like salty batteries.


NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 10:34:59 [Preview] No.355348 del
>>355347
Has the area ever been treated with chemicals?


NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 10:36:51 [Preview] No.355349 del


NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 10:39:13 [Preview] No.355350 del
>>355345
you will need to either put them in a brine solution or a vinegar solution, either way it will take some time before you can eat them


NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 10:40:36 [Preview] No.355351 del
>>355349
Try pickling them and perhaps that might get rid of it. That is what I quickly read online that you need to do.


NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 10:41:39 [Preview] No.355352 del
>>355345
You can't eat olives fresh.


NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 10:47:58 [Preview] No.355353 del
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>>355352
I'll eat your olives fresh, Whitey.


NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 10:52:06 [Preview] No.355354 del
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NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 10:55:45 [Preview] No.355355 del
>>355352
>>355351
>>355350
Oh. There you go.
Yeah, okay, I'll try that.


NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 10:56:48 [Preview] No.355356 del
>>355353
Not quite prime unna, but it'll do.


NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 11:00:13 [Preview] No.355357 del
>>355354
I find it strange seeing Olive posted here by someone other than me.


NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 11:02:32 [Preview] No.355358 del
There are two olive posters? That is disturbing.


NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 11:06:24 [Preview] No.355359 del
>>355357
Here is something to fill the void.


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NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 11:07:39 [Preview] No.355361 del
>>355359
>>355360
Straight to the junk folder.


NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 11:12:06 [Preview] No.355363 del
>>355362
That's a big girl.


NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 11:12:46 [Preview] No.355364 del
Chest workout complete. I've always felt like bench press doesn't activate the chest as much as it should, I use my arms too much. Need to correct that somehow.
Also feel like I've got another filling coming on, been getting a pain in my tooth the last couple days. Still got a different one that needs filling from maybe a year ago that I haven't gone back for. Can blame my boong lifestyle and lack of financial discipline for that.
Gonna have curry and naan for dins. It's later than I'd hoped.


NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 11:14:42 [Preview] No.355365 del
>>355364
>Chest workout complete
Well done NEET.


NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 11:18:06 [Preview] No.355366 del
>>355364
Good work NEET.


NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 11:18:21 [Preview] No.355367 del
Good night NEETs. Sleep tight.


NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 11:19:50 [Preview] No.355368 del
>>355360
Vegan foodage is yumo


NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 11:20:41 [Preview] No.355369 del
>>355364
>blame my boong lifestyle
Damage done is usually older than what it seems imo.


NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 11:20:57 [Preview] No.355370 del


NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 11:22:52 [Preview] No.355371 del
>>355367
Good night.


NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 11:23:20 [Preview] No.355372 del
Durrie free streak is over. Bludged a rollie off this zoomed in drinking with at the wage hotel.


NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 11:25:32 [Preview] No.355373 del
>>355372
Get straight back on the wagon m8.


NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 11:31:54 [Preview] No.355374 del
Might as well buy a 50g pouch, a 5 pack of tallyhos and a 120 pack of slim filters and a 3 pack of bics.
That fresh baccy smell on the pouch.


NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 11:39:03 [Preview] No.355375 del
>>355156
good morning
thats what i always have, with milk
and two cigs


NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 11:40:21 [Preview] No.355376 del
>>355374
Disgraceful advice.


NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 11:45:02 [Preview] No.355377 del
The curry was shit. The chicken chunks were too big and the microwaved garlic naans went cold real fast and were never really soft enough to begin with.
I didn't finish.

>>355372
Whelp.
I think this puts cruisey at the leader of resisting boongery.


NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 11:45:06 [Preview] No.355378 del
>>355375
Morning czech m8. I actually start the day with an energy drink and half a dexie. Then when I've woken up enough, I make coffee.


NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 11:47:44 [Preview] No.355379 del
>>355378
my friend is giving me his excess supply of modafinil
i'll see how that goes

i hope youre atleast drinking white monster


NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 12:28:10 [Preview] No.355380 del
I finally fixed the javascript problem. Only took me 15 minutes with a positive approach. Great victory.


NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 12:29:33 [Preview] No.355381 del
>>355380
Well done NEET. Must have been very satisfying.


NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 12:32:08 [Preview] No.355382 del
>>355343
Coincidence I think.
Unless you posted it in FWG
>>355344
My lag is incredible, I'm only getting 13Mb/ps.


NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 12:33:56 [Preview] No.355383 del
>>355364
I've been doing both the incline and decline bench, I find those work pretty well.
>>355375
Morning Czechbro, how's life been treating you lately?


NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 12:40:18 [Preview] No.355384 del
>>355382
>FWG
I don't know what that is.


NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 12:55:48 [Preview] No.355385 del
>>355383
The broscience youtube videos I watch imply that incline and decline bench, that is, targetting your upper and lower chest is a meme and thats more important to try underhand/overhand grip etc to target them.

>>355381
Very, cheated and looked at someone elses solution to the next problem but I will go about finding out why it works.


NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 13:21:28 [Preview] No.355386 del
Full transparency. I drunk drove to craigs after the six pack of heiny. Full on boong sesh. I’m sorry monk. I wish I could have been a better sober bro


NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 13:26:50 [Preview] No.355387 del
You're excused. I know the exact feeling. At least you made it a decent amount of time.


NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 13:48:51 [Preview] No.355388 del


NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 13:51:12 [Preview] No.355389 del
Good to know that there's at least one other boong. It's too much for me to do so many of monks shifts.


NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 13:53:09 [Preview] No.355390 del
>>355377
I had a sesh yesterday. Really wanted one today considering I'm chucking a sickie tomorrow.


NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 13:55:27 [Preview] No.355391 del
>>355388
I am so used to boongs being satirised with that accent that hearing a real one is a bit of a shock.


NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 13:56:00 [Preview] No.355392 del
Boong brothers unite


NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 13:57:42 [Preview] No.355393 del
>>355391
The full on flubba wabba accent is from sniff, city blacks don't sound like that.


NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 13:59:39 [Preview] No.355394 del
Watched ex machina, thought I had seen it before
whole way through I just kept thinking he should Fuck her


NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 14:01:02 [Preview] No.355395 del
15 steps to the boong throne. It's probably too late to have a choof.


NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 14:05:23 [Preview] No.355396 del
>>355395
Have one for me too


NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 14:10:21 [Preview] No.355397 del
>>355394
I like Alex Garland, he's nice


NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 14:18:23 [Preview] No.355398 del
Alex Garlic Bread, he's nice.


NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 14:20:16 [Preview] No.355399 del
I saw Nuro getting Fahrvergnügen in his Lancia once.


NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 14:27:20 [Preview] No.355400 del
NEET party with Mike Lando and Alex Garlic Bread.


NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 15:16:45 [Preview] No.355401 del
>>355383
fair. i just want to finish my bachelors so i can start making some money.
what about you neet?
>>355394
the only thing i remember from that movie is that dancing scene with get down saturday night


NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 17:16:50 [Preview] No.355402 del
>>355385
Maybe it is a meme, maybe it isn't, I find doing both incline and decline to be far more fun than the flat bench though.
>>355386
Not good mate.
>>355401
>fair. i just want to finish my bachelors so i can start making some money
That's good to hear, how did your thesis writing go?
>what about you neet?
I'm okay, working on my final assignments for this semester and feeling excited about meeting up with a girl from one of my classes on Sunday, I saw a pretty nice looking blue hardtop NA MX-5 today, how is your MX-5 going?
Had a decent workout at the gym, it was more crowded than usual, I guess people are worried that there will be another lockdown, going to bed now.


NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 17:37:08 [Preview] No.355403 del
>>355402
not bad, just makes me wanna kill myself. i'm also working on my last class assignments. cant wait to be free.
i am done with higher education for now unless i'll need a master's in the future

mx-5 is fine, i got tires mounted today on my spare set of rims for when i go to a trackday this friday. cant wait to do some hektik skidz cunt
gyms are finally open here but without showers and you need a negative covid test. i'd go but i'm not getting a stick put up my nose every time i want to work out and then not be allowed to take a shower afterwards lol

have a fun date NEET


NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 20:52:39 [Preview] No.355404 del
still alive
coming up on 36 hours in bed


NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 21:05:37 [Preview] No.355405 del
Good Morning Nyets.

OHHH NOOOOOOOOOZE


NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 21:09:39 [Preview] No.355406 del
>>355404
what happened?


NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 21:11:27 [Preview] No.355407 del
>>355405
>>355404
>>355403
>>355402
Morning neets. Let's try and make today a productive day.
>>355405
Normieball fans BTFO. Excellent. We could use a few less yobbos in this country.


NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 21:13:56 [Preview] No.355408 del
what the fucking shit ?


NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 21:27:52 [Preview] No.355409 del
>>355257
>the holy mountain

https://youtube.com/watch?v=qmR0vi0ifzE [Embed]

What is this shit? I just wanted a shooty action moofie.


NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 21:39:16 [Preview] No.355410 del


NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 21:39:24 [Preview] No.355411 del
>What is this shit?
gnostic acid kino

> I just wanted a shooty action moofie.
just watch some spaghetti westerns smoothbrain


NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 21:43:50 [Preview] No.355412 del
you will bend the knee

https://www.Greasy Surrender Monkey Land24.com/en/live-news/20210525-fast-furious-star-cena-apologises-for-calling-taiwan-a-country


NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 21:45:42 [Preview] No.355413 del
>>355370
>>355371
(You) rich.

>>355374
Straight to the lungs!

>>355380
Good news.

>>355386
BOONG LYFE

>>355403
>not be allowed to take a shower afterwards lol
Strange health advice from the authorities.

>>355404
That sucks

>>355408
What part?
The tax on green cars is because road tax is added to fuel that those cars do not need.

>>355409
Would be worth a watch.

>>355375
>>355404
>>355405
>>355407
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 21:46:13 [Preview] No.355414 del
>>355412
brutal word filtering. i blame the body corporates


NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 21:50:53 [Preview] No.355415 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=_qyw6LC5pnE [Embed]

UwU this looks like a good moofie.


NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 21:55:27 [Preview] No.355416 del
>>355406
I got vaccinated on Monday.
It probably didn't help that I didn't disclose to them I'd been sick the week before.
I got out of bed and put some clothes on. Having a mondster.


NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 21:59:45 [Preview] No.355418 del
>>355416
just wait until your second dose


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NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 22:00:41 [Preview] No.355420 del
>>355418
yes
although if the clotting issue appears, I won't be having the second dose


NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 22:06:19 [Preview] No.355422 del
>>355420
True. If your dead you wont need the second dose. Do you still think its a good idea?


NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 22:06:32 [Preview] No.355423 del
>>355417
Straight into the junk folder.


NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 22:09:35 [Preview] No.355424 del
>>355422
>Do you still think its a good idea?
I just want it all over with. If it means I don't have to worry about bat aids, and no longer have my movements restricted, then that's a good thing.


NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 22:13:30 [Preview] No.355426 del
>>355425
Based.


NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 22:23:59 [Preview] No.355429 del
>>355428
Not much chop for a sri lankan.


NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 22:29:48 [Preview] No.355430 del
Looks like worst A has closed their butthole to Victoria. Keen to see any new case numbers today


NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 22:34:57 [Preview] No.355431 del
Those state of emergency powers in Victoria end on the 4th.


NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 22:37:13 [Preview] No.355432 del
>>355430
>>355431
Perhaps a reason to extend them?


NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 22:38:14 [Preview] No.355433 del
>>355432
Yes. I am sure this outbreak was totally a coincidence.


NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 22:45:37 [Preview] No.355434 del
>>355432
Dan will do anything to avoid being pushed down the stairs again.


NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 22:51:37 [Preview] No.355435 del
Nice music on, a black instant, and some buttered croissants as I jump into the morning emails.
Wank from home is divine.


NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 22:52:05 [Preview] No.355436 del
Got to werk. No on there.Found out bossman is in Hospital.

Shiggidy.


NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 22:55:24 [Preview] No.355437 del
>>355436
Doesn't that mean you have to do everything today?


NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 22:55:49 [Preview] No.355438 del
>>355404
I wish I could give you a luke warm flannel and make you cups of soup.


NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 22:56:29 [Preview] No.355439 del
>>355407
>less yobbos
Fuck off mate.


NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 22:59:52 [Preview] No.355440 del
>>355409
>moofie
It's Nurocore
There's a cool scene with some lizards and toads.


NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 23:00:50 [Preview] No.355441 del
>>355438
That would be nice. You have to remove the noodles from the chicken noodle soup as I don't like those.


NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 23:00:54 [Preview] No.355442 del
>>355411
I knew you'd be into that shit.
It is probably the best in that field.


NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 23:01:43 [Preview] No.355443 del
>>355413
>worth a watch.
My movie taste is impeccable.
Start with Annie Hall.


NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 23:02:41 [Preview] No.355445 del
>>355415
Most modern movies are fucking terrible.
The characters are one dimensional and have conditioned us to think that people are so simple.


NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 23:03:47 [Preview] No.355446 del
>>355418
He'll probably come back telling us that he gave all his guns away, traded the vette for a prius and has started learning how to speak punjabi.


NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 23:05:58 [Preview] No.355447 del


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NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 23:06:11 [Preview] No.355449 del
>>355446
museebat


NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 23:07:03 [Preview] No.355450 del
>>355448
It's character building.


NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 23:07:05 [Preview] No.355451 del
>>355435
I've ordered two wheelchairs and put a shift on.
Not even at work.
I should start doing the wank from home, doesn't even feel like I have done anything.


NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 23:08:19 [Preview] No.355452 del
>>355441
It would be chicken, ginseng, garlic, ginger and lemon soup. With extra salt.


NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 23:09:39 [Preview] No.355453 del
Also drove the Lancia to work today. It was hard to start in the cold, could barely see through the sun lighting up the droplets on rear windscreen and spent 20 minutes in standstill traffic waiting to enter the motorway when its a 12 minute ride on the eeb.

Fuck now i remember why i ride. Wagie wagie in his cagie.....


NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 23:10:41 [Preview] No.355454 del
North Terrace, BEST A.


NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 23:15:30 [Preview] No.355455 del
imagine dying on a scooter

www.abc.net.au/news/2019-05-09/man-dies-in-hospital-critical-lime-scooter-crash-brisbane/11098060


NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 23:21:13 [Preview] No.355456 del
Off on my walk around. I smoked teh weed last night and I got teh tax so I'm not driving to the mountain, instead I'll walk to a nearby vantage point.


NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 23:22:26 [Preview] No.355458 del
>>355453
At least yu look cool sitting in a traffic jam.


NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 23:23:14 [Preview] No.355459 del
>>355458
He was probably saying "please don't stall" over and over.


NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 23:25:52 [Preview] No.355460 del
>>355457
Vandalize the nature reserve.


NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 23:28:04 [Preview] No.355462 del
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>>355455
one less human scum


NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 23:28:52 [Preview] No.355463 del
>>355461
why does it have silver rims in one picture and white rims in another?


NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 23:29:52 [Preview] No.355464 del
>>355436
Whats wrong with your bossman?


NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 23:32:07 [Preview] No.355465 del
>>355458
acccurate

>>355459
i just had my carbs rebuilt and tuned fuckwit its running seweet


NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 23:32:22 [Preview] No.355466 del
>>355461
>why? it's got a carburetorred pushrod 4.9l v8, solid rear axel and probably drum brakes on the rear as well.
even the Opel Senator it was based on had an 24valve DOHC Fuel injected motor. Out of date when new.


NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 23:33:03 [Preview] No.355467 del
>>355466
both lines should be green


NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 23:34:20 [Preview] No.355468 del
>>355462
nuro rode rented a scooter last time he was in brisbane

>>355464
he had an operation to put a new rod in his leg last week, was back at work monday and tuesday and pushed it too hard too soon


NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 23:35:34 [Preview] No.355469 del
>>355468
>pushed it too hard too soon
what a numpty


NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 23:37:02 [Preview] No.355470 del
>>355465
>fuckwit


NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 23:45:47 [Preview] No.355471 del
>>355470
you heard me, questioning my cars performance is one thing, missing the catch up where i posted the fucking carb teardown and the jets is another


NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 23:48:02 [Preview] No.355472 del
>>355471
I didn't miss the update. I googled the purple shirt man.


NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 23:49:33 [Preview] No.355473 del
>>355460
Man's dominion.


NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 23:50:18 [Preview] No.355474 del
5 more cases
My anus is ready


NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 23:52:36 [Preview] No.355475 del
https://www.news.com.au/sport/basketball/wnba-star-liz-cambage-rages-over-offensive-body-shaming/news-story/b481c68bc4a6c701225b1d3af81cf79b
coach gets suspended for saying she weighs 300lbs (136kg). Turns out she "only" weighs 245lbs (105kg) same as nuro
fucking disgusting ape


NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 23:53:00 [Preview] No.355476 del
>>355475
>245
235


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NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 00:25:46 [Preview] No.355478 del
>>355457
But why?


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 00:27:51 [Preview] No.355479 del
>>355474
Wipe it!


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 00:28:11 [Preview] No.355480 del
>>355478
drugs probably
some of the suburbs down south have a similar demographic to lizbef


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 00:32:18 [Preview] No.355481 del
George Floyd has been sober for 365 days.


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 00:32:22 [Preview] No.355482 del
>>355480
Hallet Cove is worse than Lizbef Souf


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 00:32:41 [Preview] No.355484 del
>>355481
take a knee


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 00:33:40 [Preview] No.355485 del
>>355483
Can't lose what you never had.


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 00:34:49 [Preview] No.355486 del
>>355481
Inspiration. Takes my breath away.


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 00:35:30 [Preview] No.355487 del
>>355485
I think it's important to remember that the moon loves us all equally.


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 00:40:07 [Preview] No.355490 del
23 active covid cases in victoria today, 6.6 million to go.


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 00:41:08 [Preview] No.355491 del
>>355488
>>355489
Sir has to wank somehow. Sir using Reddit is the next Google for bobs and vagene.


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 01:06:13 [Preview] No.355492 del
Waiting to get in for the ultrasound and xray. The clerks at bensons seem like bitches.


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 01:07:22 [Preview] No.355493 del
>>355492
You should leave them a bad review.


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 01:09:16 [Preview] No.355494 del
going to try eating something


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 01:17:44 [Preview] No.355495 del
>>355493
I won't be able to go back.
The actual radiologist and the bloke training with her nice.
Now need to wait for the ultrasound.
I hope my nipples don't get hard from the cold gel.


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 01:18:45 [Preview] No.355496 del
>>355494
Have something easy to digest.


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 01:19:14 [Preview] No.355497 del
>>355494
Small meal?


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 01:19:35 [Preview] No.355498 del
>>355495
>don't get hard from the cold gel.
Hot!


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 01:20:18 [Preview] No.355499 del
>>355497
Beans and rice.
He should go get a Zambies burito, that seems easy.


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 01:20:24 [Preview] No.355500 del
Another case and plenty more exposure sites. It’s happening.


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NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 01:22:01 [Preview] No.355502 del
>>355500
If you don't look at the news, it's not real.


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 01:49:19 [Preview] No.355503 del
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NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 01:58:46 [Preview] No.355504 del
Sexy Viet X-ray girl kept putting my hand on her lap.


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 01:59:17 [Preview] No.355505 del
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NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 01:59:44 [Preview] No.355506 del
>>355504
did you rub her crease?


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 02:00:06 [Preview] No.355507 del
>>355505
Just look for the heavy set swingers.


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 02:02:01 [Preview] No.355508 del
>>355506
Once with my thumb. I was trying to focus on the screen so I didn't crack a fat.
Getting a steak sanga with the lot.


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 02:03:49 [Preview] No.355509 del
>>355497
I got a large double whopper meal and six nuggers. I couldn't eat the chips.


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 02:05:41 [Preview] No.355510 del
>>355505
Big White Canine


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 02:10:02 [Preview] No.355511 del
>>355503
Invite him inside for some Garlic bread.


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NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 02:10:45 [Preview] No.355513 del
>>355509
Still a medium to large meal. Good start.


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 02:13:33 [Preview] No.355514 del
>>355509
After being crook, that'll hurt when digesting.


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 02:15:05 [Preview] No.355515 del
>>355514
We'll see.
The sugary coke was the best part of the meal.


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 02:16:45 [Preview] No.355516 del
>https://www.metroweekly.com/2021/04/kelloggs-new-lgbtq-cereal-wants-to-fill-your-mouth-with-pride/
>Kellogg’s new LGBTQ cereal wants to fill your mouth
Is it just me, or do they look like anuses?


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 02:19:14 [Preview] No.355517 del
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>>355515
This is my sandwich.
Wasn't bad, meat and egg were slightly overdone but sated good.
They also don't cut it.
8/10


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 02:21:54 [Preview] No.355518 del
>>355517
>sated
tasted*


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 02:22:41 [Preview] No.355519 del
>>355516
There's something wrong with your anus.


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 02:23:18 [Preview] No.355520 del
>>355518
The original sentence still made sense.


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 02:28:25 [Preview] No.355521 del
>>355520
Good should've been 'well'.


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 02:30:24 [Preview] No.355522 del
>>355516
Gape together.


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 02:31:15 [Preview] No.355523 del
>>355517
Is that a single slice of bread?
Looks flavoursome.


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 02:37:57 [Preview] No.355524 del
so apparently two fucks in my division were in melbourne and are now being tested for bat aids


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 02:38:46 [Preview] No.355525 del
>>355523
There's a slice on the bottom as well.


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 02:39:20 [Preview] No.355526 del
>>355524
Send them a best wishes message.


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 02:39:44 [Preview] No.355527 del
>>355526
thoughts and prayers


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 02:40:14 [Preview] No.355528 del
Avin' a whiskey.


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 02:47:58 [Preview] No.355529 del
>>355525
Ah, I didn't notice that because the flavours were blending into it.


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 02:48:48 [Preview] No.355530 del
>>355528
Straight or mixed?


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 02:58:09 [Preview] No.355531 del
>>355529
Good sang
>>355530
With ginger beer.


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 03:01:22 [Preview] No.355532 del
I think I need a poo


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 03:02:13 [Preview] No.355533 del
I wish I could reply to everything irl in a haiku


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 03:02:39 [Preview] No.355534 del
>>355532
Finally some action on the NEETboard.


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 03:04:20 [Preview] No.355535 del
What's 8chan/kun website name?
On wikipedia it doesn't have it.
The other link was a story about it.


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 03:04:36 [Preview] No.355536 del
is it .net?


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 03:04:44 [Preview] No.355537 del
>>355534
It feels like a thickshake with chunks.


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 03:05:22 [Preview] No.355538 del
>>355535
dot top


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 03:05:43 [Preview] No.355539 del
www.8kun.com
www.8kun.net
www.8kun.org

Why cant they all just go to the 8kun board?


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 03:06:16 [Preview] No.355540 del
>>355538
>top
What the fuck?
Why would I remember that.
That's a bad choice.


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 03:06:56 [Preview] No.355541 del
>>355540
A better question is why you feel the need to go there at all.


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 03:07:42 [Preview] No.355542 del
I am up after noon again. Too embarrassed to catch up.


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 03:08:51 [Preview] No.355543 del
>>355542
Good afternoon NEET.


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 03:10:36 [Preview] No.355544 del
Absolutely smashing the wage today. Have been on the VPN the whole time and not distracted by my internet pisshead buddies. Hoarding has begun at my local coles.


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 03:11:28 [Preview] No.355545 del
>>355544
We ain’t your buddies, pal.


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 03:12:40 [Preview] No.355546 del
>>355544
>not distracted by my internet pisshead buddies


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 03:12:44 [Preview] No.355547 del
>>355545
Narky.


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 03:16:50 [Preview] No.355548 del
>>355517
Another interesting one.


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 03:18:51 [Preview] No.355549 del
>>355547
Listen, mate.


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 03:20:55 [Preview] No.355550 del
Farting crackling across the horizon.


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 03:22:23 [Preview] No.355551 del
>Annie Hall


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 03:23:24 [Preview] No.355552 del
>>355551
>a divorced body corporateish comedian
Is it decent though?


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 03:26:27 [Preview] No.355553 del


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 03:28:17 [Preview] No.355554 del
quints and weber dies


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 03:29:05 [Preview] No.355556 del
we all get gfs


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 03:29:26 [Preview] No.355557 del


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 03:35:08 [Preview] No.355558 del
>>355556
FAIL
>>355554
You don't need the full power of quints for that m8


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 03:42:38 [Preview] No.355559 del
(5.53 MB 320x240 polshill.webm)
I an He, whom they refer as Him.


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 03:52:23 [Preview] No.355560 del
>>355559
You are mong, poster of dead links.


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 04:06:30 [Preview] No.355562 del
>>355554
Hmmmmmmmmm

>>355555
I like this get.


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 04:07:54 [Preview] No.355563 del
>>355541
I have reasons.


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 04:08:44 [Preview] No.355564 del
>>355552
It's fantastic.
Woody Allen is honestly a fucking genius.


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NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 04:09:38 [Preview] No.355566 del
>>355564
I thought we didn't tolerate paedos?


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 04:11:43 [Preview] No.355567 del
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>>355560
That's weird.


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 04:12:06 [Preview] No.355568 del
>>355566
I'm not talking about him, just his art.


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 04:15:04 [Preview] No.355570 del
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>>355564
>Woody Allen is honestly a fucking genius.


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 04:23:22 [Preview] No.355571 del
We need a line of NEET clothing with all our memes printed on it. We could have undies that instead of saying "Bonds" or "Tradie" on the waistband could say "cumdies".


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 04:38:15 [Preview] No.355572 del
>>355570
It's difficult to deny.


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 04:39:20 [Preview] No.355573 del
>>355572
I am denying it.


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 04:40:36 [Preview] No.355575 del
>>355573
You can't deny it.


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 04:40:57 [Preview] No.355576 del
>Him denying anything


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 04:42:09 [Preview] No.355577 del
>>355569
What a shirt.


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 04:42:27 [Preview] No.355578 del


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 04:42:32 [Preview] No.355579 del
>>355571
That would be nice.


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 04:43:18 [Preview] No.355580 del


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 04:44:38 [Preview] No.355581 del
What are you doing?

https://youtube.com/watch?v=zmJt4KT0log [Embed]


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 04:47:38 [Preview] No.355582 del
>>355581
What are you doing?


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 04:52:10 [Preview] No.355583 del
>>355582
Just had a bath.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=9P2qJBfx2S4 [Embed]


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 04:52:54 [Preview] No.355584 del
>>355583
I hope you haven't been having inappropriate thoughts about that Viet Nurse.


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 04:54:28 [Preview] No.355585 del
>>355584
She was a sonographer.


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 04:56:53 [Preview] No.355586 del
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NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 04:59:23 [Preview] No.355587 del
>>355585
I bet she would make a good pork roll.


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 05:02:08 [Preview] No.355588 del
>>355587
Probably has a jar of carrot slices in vinegar that she fills back up each week.


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 05:05:48 [Preview] No.355589 del
I need to start making myself planners.


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 05:11:01 [Preview] No.355590 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=JHQ8UAjoVVc [Embed]


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 05:16:19 [Preview] No.355591 del
>>355586
Looks legit.


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 05:16:39 [Preview] No.355592 del
>>355589
Weekly planners?


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 05:19:24 [Preview] No.355593 del
They paid me sick leave for the two days I was off without a sick cert and I somehow now did overtime.


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 05:21:39 [Preview] No.355594 del
>>355592
I think monthly.
Weekly is too small and realistically, at most I could achieve one start of a task.
Like 'make call to get new tyres'.
I need to work out what I need to do.


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 05:24:12 [Preview] No.355595 del
Monk is famous for making lists of things he needs to do. and then he never does anything.


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 05:24:42 [Preview] No.355596 del
>>355593
Think what you could achieve if you actually went to work and did something.


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 05:28:01 [Preview] No.355597 del
>>355405
>shut Australians out
>allow foreign students
>close down businesses
>allow sporting events
>ANZAC day behind chain link fences
>BLM permitted

Democracy was a mistake, the prolles are too stupid to govern themselves and too stupid to pick a leader- we end up with a good liar


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 05:28:34 [Preview] No.355598 del
I haven't been to work since the 12th and only put in two sick leave days.


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 05:34:23 [Preview] No.355599 del
>>355595
He also does the exact opposite of any advice he is given.


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 05:38:05 [Preview] No.355600 del
>>355594
I use my phone calendar for month to month planning and reminders on the phone (i.e. next day, day after) for short-term reminders. You can dictate most of them on Google:
>Set reminder for Do the Needful at 5:00pm today


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 05:39:42 [Preview] No.355601 del
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Haul from bunnings.


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 05:40:57 [Preview] No.355602 del
>>355601
Well screwed.


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 05:42:52 [Preview] No.355603 del
>>355601
Scatter the leftovers on the road in front of neighbours you don't like.


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 05:43:10 [Preview] No.355604 del
>>355601
Nice they come in a plastic container. I do not like it when they cardboard for that quantity.


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 05:44:35 [Preview] No.355605 del
>>355601
"8 to 10 gauge", why not just call it 9 and be done with it


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 05:49:02 [Preview] No.355606 del
>>355595
I have now includes work 0730-1630 and sleep 2300-0600.
Took me half an hour now watching youtube.


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 05:49:46 [Preview] No.355607 del
Might risk a longneck of stout.


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 05:50:07 [Preview] No.355608 del
>>355600
I downloaded one, then found the google one.
That's what I'm using


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 05:50:38 [Preview] No.355609 del
>>355607
That might be a bit too heavy on your gut.


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 05:52:47 [Preview] No.355610 del
A 60 piece 1kg pack of mini spring rolls has been opened.


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 05:53:27 [Preview] No.355611 del
>>355608
>That's what I'm using
I have my phone on silent because I don't like when it goes off with the sound but the vibration are enough on my desk to alert me to events. I have a daily task to feed the dogs that works pretty well.


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 05:53:36 [Preview] No.355612 del
>>355610
Count them


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 05:53:56 [Preview] No.355613 del
>>355610
How many days will it take to consume it all?


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 05:54:07 [Preview] No.355614 del
I want to be a woodworking, mushroom farming, gardening, exercising and socialising type of person, with a calendar.


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 05:54:19 [Preview] No.355615 del
>>355610
6 pieces will be the correct portion size.


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 05:55:17 [Preview] No.355616 del
>>355611
Every dog we ever owned became quite vocal about their breakfast and dinner time.


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 05:55:52 [Preview] No.355617 del
>>355614
You can do it. I believe in you.


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 05:58:45 [Preview] No.355618 del
>>355611
>feed the dog
I should add that one.
>>355612
I trust the Ho Mi Yum Cha company.
>>355613
>days
>>355614
I also want to add pickling and home renovationalist.
>>355615
>6
>>355616
Mine scratches the door of the cupboard where the dry food is.
>>355617
Thank you.


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 05:59:53 [Preview] No.355619 del
>>355618
>I trust the Ho Mi Yum Cha company.
They're your homies?


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 06:00:26 [Preview] No.355620 del
>>355618
>renovationalist


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 06:00:59 [Preview] No.355621 del
>>355610
fire up the air fryer


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 06:01:25 [Preview] No.355622 del
>>355620
bloody white reno nationalists


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 06:01:34 [Preview] No.355623 del
>>355616
I lose track of time often in the afternoon. Having that reminder works well.

>>355618
>>days
Feed = Power.


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 06:04:23 [Preview] No.355624 del
>>355619
Dey ma dim sims


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 06:05:30 [Preview] No.355626 del
>>355621
180. 15 mins


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 06:05:49 [Preview] No.355627 del
>>355445
Perhaps it is (You) that has outgrown the characters in modern moofies.


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 06:05:54 [Preview] No.355628 del
opened that stout


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 06:06:38 [Preview] No.355629 del
How do air fryers deal with food touching each other? In a real fryer everything is bobbing about, and in an oven you separate everything so it doesn't steam.


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 06:08:03 [Preview] No.355630 del
>>355629
I shake everything around every 5-10 mins.


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 06:09:32 [Preview] No.355631 del
I am a master of the air fryer shake. I am at pro chef levels.


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 06:09:43 [Preview] No.355632 del
>>355630
Like stop it cooking and take the basket out, or just pick the whole unit up and shake it?


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 06:10:58 [Preview] No.355633 del
Air fryers are the Woody Allen of the kitchen appliances world.


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 06:11:50 [Preview] No.355634 del
>>355633
Harsh and untrue.


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 06:13:12 [Preview] No.355635 del
>>355634
What if I meant kitchen genius? I didn't.


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 06:13:29 [Preview] No.355636 del
The first serve of 14 spring rolls is being accompanied by a small bowl of sweet chili sauce and mayo Un mixed and freshly cracked black pepper.


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 06:14:12 [Preview] No.355637 del
>>355632
Pull the tray out and wiggle it a bit.


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 06:14:49 [Preview] No.355638 del
>>355633
I doubt he would be that cheap.


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 06:15:24 [Preview] No.355639 del
>>355631
You should use the shaking opportunity to shake those buns


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 06:15:56 [Preview] No.355640 del
>>355636
Sounds nice. I'm not sure about the pepper though.


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 06:16:01 [Preview] No.355641 del
>>355628
Enjoy.

>>355636
Enjoy.
Please keep me updated as it progresses.


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 06:16:29 [Preview] No.355642 del
>>355636
60/14 is an unappealing divisor.


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 06:16:52 [Preview] No.355643 del
>>355635
A joke doesn't need a spoilered remark explaining the punchline. If you had watched his movies you might've known that.


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 06:17:55 [Preview] No.355644 del
>>355642
14 is what the airfryer could fit flat.


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 06:18:27 [Preview] No.355645 del


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 06:18:54 [Preview] No.355646 del
>>355642
Your an unappealing divisor.


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 06:19:00 [Preview] No.355647 del
>>355643
Calm down, Possum. You are taking this very personally for some reason.


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 06:19:47 [Preview] No.355648 del
>>355644
You will be left with .28 of a spring roll.


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 06:20:20 [Preview] No.355649 del
Howdy NEEToes, hows it going?


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 06:21:07 [Preview] No.355650 del
>>355644
You need to buy a bigger air fryer. My 8L Aldi one is so big I couldn't find a cupboard to fit it in.


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 06:22:07 [Preview] No.355651 del
>>355649
Hello Shire!
Spergo has a date, Weber nearly died, Possum is defending Woody Allen again, and Cruisey touched a vietnamese girl's vagina.


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 06:22:20 [Preview] No.355652 del
>>355647
He he gets quite defensive when we discuss Woody. >>355576


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 06:23:06 [Preview] No.355653 del
>>355649
Not bad. How's it going with you?


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 06:23:36 [Preview] No.355654 del
>>355650
You wouldn't airfry a cupboard.


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 06:23:46 [Preview] No.355655 del
>>355652
Art was made to be critiqued and criticised.


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 06:24:03 [Preview] No.355656 del
>>355605
Trade grade material all comes with specs.
If you buy some cheap piece of shit and it gives you an exact spec- they are bullshitting you because they think it doesn't matter and you won't check.

Everything you build has compounding error.
If they just said "9 gague" for every thousands screws they sold 30 would come back that were either closer to 8 or closer to 10.
Not all builders are fuck ups.

>>355612
kek, this.
I usually make a sauce with red vinegar, soy and garlic slices.


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 06:24:03 [Preview] No.355657 del
>>355651
Excellent, sounds like business as usual.

>>355653
I'm doing good.


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 06:24:27 [Preview] No.355658 del
>>355643
Spoilered remark.


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 06:24:33 [Preview] No.355659 del
>>355650
If you're using it every day, it should just stay on the bench or table?


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 06:25:23 [Preview] No.355660 del
>>355649
Hello Shire.


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 06:25:44 [Preview] No.355661 del
Now for 100gm of rice crackers.


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 06:26:20 [Preview] No.355662 del
>>355655
Among other things.


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 06:26:48 [Preview] No.355663 del
>>355657
You knocked her up yet?


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 06:27:03 [Preview] No.355664 del
>>355658
good post


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 06:27:09 [Preview] No.355665 del
>>355662
We wont get into those debased behaviours.


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 06:27:57 [Preview] No.355666 del
>>355659
>just stay on the bench or table?
I don't leave unsightly appliances out on my pristine benchtops. What sort of joint do you think I'm running here?


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 06:28:22 [Preview] No.355667 del


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 06:28:23 [Preview] No.355668 del
>>355664
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 06:28:50 [Preview] No.355669 del
>>355656
>Not all builders are fuck ups.
No, although I've yet to see one drill pilot holes before placing screws.


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 06:30:07 [Preview] No.355670 del
Shire do you think my regular mechanic will program a new remote for my car? Or will I have to go to some specialist electronics expert one? I bought the new blank remote but programming it requires finding some switch under the steering wheel behind the fuse box.


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 06:30:46 [Preview] No.355671 del
>>355661
>rice crackers
What flavour? I tried seaweed ones once, even the dog wouldn't eat them.


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 06:32:25 [Preview] No.355672 del
>>355670
Your mechanic should be able to figure it out.


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 06:34:14 [Preview] No.355673 del
>>355649
Good afternoon NEET.


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 06:37:26 [Preview] No.355674 del
I accidentally wore my dressing gown when I went out in the backyard just now. The neighbour woman saw me. I wear the gown all day inside during the colder months but I usually remember to take it off when I go outside. Very embarrassing.


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 06:40:05 [Preview] No.355675 del
>>355674
Nothing to be embarrassed about, unless it is pink or something.


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 06:42:05 [Preview] No.355676 del
>>355670
1) Locate switch under dash, behind fuse box;
2) Turn ignition switch on, but don't start engine;
3) Wait 5 seconds, set memory switch to SET position;
4) Press remote LOCK button; press second remote transmitter LOCK button;
5) Set memory switch to OFF;
6) Switch ignition OFF.
7) Confirm programming by locking and unlocking vehicle.


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 06:43:32 [Preview] No.355677 del
>>355676
It sounds pretty straight forward.


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 06:44:17 [Preview] No.355678 del
>>355677
Should be.
Remember these things are designed to be done by drones on an assembly line.


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 06:47:22 [Preview] No.355679 del
>>355675
Pink and fluffy hmmmmmmm


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 06:50:02 [Preview] No.355680 del
>>355601
>50 mm
too long for non structural
too short for structural


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 06:53:17 [Preview] No.355681 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=U-1zZMDaNSM [Embed]


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 06:57:05 [Preview] No.355682 del
>>355674
one NEET ended up on google streetview in his dressing gown during the day because he came outside to se why the fuck a taxi was driving down a one way street.

Fuck google


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 06:58:32 [Preview] No.355683 del
>>355676
I tried to do it myself but having to unscrew and move the fuse box intimidated me.


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 06:59:26 [Preview] No.355684 del
>>355682
>Fuck google
The husband of somebody I used to work with was contracted to drive one of the streetview cars and rolled it.
Google did everything they could to try and avoid paying his medical expenses.


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 07:01:52 [Preview] No.355685 del
>>355671
Sour cream and chives.


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 07:04:28 [Preview] No.355686 del
>>355685
Chicken and Barbecue are the best.


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 07:04:34 [Preview] No.355687 del
>>355683
That's fair enough. They're not something you want to go dicking around with normally.


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 07:09:59 [Preview] No.355688 del
Wage complete. The guy that was meant to come and fix the metal join thing where the carpet meals the kitchen lino didn't even show up.
This might have been one of my most productive wage days ever. A responsible amount of black instants, a good sleep and no hangover. Closed 20 tickets.

>>355614
You can do it. Clean living awaits.

>>355595
they're still helpful

thinking about standards


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 07:11:03 [Preview] No.355689 del
>>355684
Did they end up getting paid out?


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 07:12:31 [Preview] No.355690 del
>>355689
I think so, but it was a long process. Stupid, considering he was on the route they gave him and considering all of the telemetry recording in the vehicle.


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 07:13:40 [Preview] No.355691 del
>>355684
That's gay american tier thinking.
If I choke on a chicken bone at work is that works' fault?

If a builder is using a circular saw and is injured, the risk is inherent to the job- work pays.
But if he's not using the tool correctly that risk taking isn't inherent to the job.

If he couldn't drive propperly or used an unsafe vehicle how is that google's fault?
They don't expect people to drive like it's F1

I hate google, but that doesn't excuse body corporate tier littigation


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 07:14:27 [Preview] No.355692 del
>>355688
>This might have been one of my most productive wage days ever
Well done m8.


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 07:17:27 [Preview] No.355693 del
Whos turn is it on the boong cycle tonight?


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 07:18:39 [Preview] No.355694 del
>>355691
They provided the vehicle.


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 07:19:03 [Preview] No.355695 del
>>355693
No-one. The boong cycle is over, we are all getting clean and sober.


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 07:20:22 [Preview] No.355696 del
BASED AND KINO-PILLED


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 07:21:00 [Preview] No.355697 del


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 07:21:07 [Preview] No.355698 del
>>355696
Hi Nuro.


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 07:21:13 [Preview] No.355699 del
>>355696
Based.


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 07:22:47 [Preview] No.355700 del
>>355696
I think those forks are at the wrong angle. You might have installed them backwards.


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 07:23:48 [Preview] No.355701 del
>>355696
Nuro is based and mysterious.


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 07:26:12 [Preview] No.355702 del
Tonight's lunar event is going to supercharge Nuro's sexual energy. Watch out.


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 07:26:42 [Preview] No.355703 del
>>355702
I hope he doesn't attack any beach children.


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 07:50:10 [Preview] No.355704 del


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 07:52:41 [Preview] No.355705 del
Another night on the chockie yoghurt


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 07:54:53 [Preview] No.355706 del
>>355705
How many will be consumed and how big are they?


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 07:55:31 [Preview] No.355707 del
>>355705
Wholesome and comfy.


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 07:56:05 [Preview] No.355708 del
So a fucking south australian poo person has pozzed us up again
Indians ruin everything


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 08:01:06 [Preview] No.355709 del
>>355708
Our incompetent government is to blame. They have had over a year to put proper quarantine in place.


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 08:01:40 [Preview] No.355710 del
>>355706
Only 1. It was one of those kids ones where you tip the chocolate bits into the chocolate yoghurt. It's my pre-workout meal, thats my excuse.


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 08:03:29 [Preview] No.355712 del
>>355710
I fucking loved those.


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 08:06:28 [Preview] No.355713 del
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NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 08:07:11 [Preview] No.355714 del
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>>355708
If the Premier of Victoria was to, say, hypothetically, die, and only an Acting Premier had been appointed, the State runs the risk of its constitutional machinery grinding to a halt if no one is formally appointed Premier and a situation requiring dissolution arises.

Now if, hypothetically, the Premier died, and for some reason Cabinet was not acknowledging it and no Premier was appointed, and such a situation arose, it is unlikely but not unlawful that the Queen might physically enter Victoria and exercise her various powers as necessary.


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 08:07:33 [Preview] No.355715 del
>>355711
Wanting to do the needful
>When the pilot finally woke, he had overshot Redcliffe by about 111 km and flown over the ocean.
>He tried to insist on flying to Redcliffe but they instructed he land at Gold Coast Airport, and his grogginess gradually improved on approach to land.
>The plane touched down safely - more than five hours after takeoff.
I wonder how much fuel he had left and if he could have done the needful to Redcliffe.


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 08:08:32 [Preview] No.355716 del
>>355714
>the Queen
Could her representative do so?


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 08:10:16 [Preview] No.355717 del
>>355714
Why did you bother writing all that shit out?


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 08:12:05 [Preview] No.355718 del
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>>355714
> that the Queen might physically enter Victoria and exercise her various powers as necessary
And she would do a great job, with a little bit of help.


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 08:15:25 [Preview] No.355719 del
Now onto the buttered croissants


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 08:16:29 [Preview] No.355721 del
MAXIMUM TOTAL ECLIPSE AT 8:48PM SA BEST A TIME TONIGHT


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 08:18:10 [Preview] No.355722 del
>>355721
I'll be in bed.


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 08:18:35 [Preview] No.355723 del
>>355720
An interesting dwelling. I don't think I would enjoy living there. Too much going on visually.


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 08:20:45 [Preview] No.355724 del
>>355723
If we covered it in dirt we could turn it into a hobbit burrow commune


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 08:22:54 [Preview] No.355725 del
>>355724
No, the commune must have separate huts for each NEET. There must be a buffer.


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 08:23:15 [Preview] No.355726 del
>>355693
Not mine. I had a midday run.


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 08:24:45 [Preview] No.355727 del
>>355725
communal shower and toilet though, right?


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 08:24:51 [Preview] No.355728 del
>>355721
Thank you.


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 08:27:20 [Preview] No.355729 del
>>355727
Of course.


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 08:27:38 [Preview] No.355730 del
communal wanks


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 08:29:11 [Preview] No.355731 del
>>355727
Of course


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 08:31:00 [Preview] No.355732 del
>>355722
I am already there.


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 08:31:11 [Preview] No.355733 del
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NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 08:31:27 [Preview] No.355734 del
>>355725
>buffer
For the smell?


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 08:32:50 [Preview] No.355735 del
>>355734
That is one reason, yes.


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 08:34:07 [Preview] No.355736 del
Let me sniff your buffer.


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 08:35:34 [Preview] No.355737 del
>tfw I don't want other neets sniffing my buffer


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 08:37:08 [Preview] No.355738 del
home. showered. flavoutowned. watching the news.


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 08:41:38 [Preview] No.355739 del
Either someone has just moved in, or I never noticed the lights due to the leaves on the trees, but theres an apartment / unit block across the street that I can see into from my place. Saw a woman doing the dishes earlier today.
My first thought was to buy some binoculars and do some people watching, my second thought was that they might have been watching me wank for ages.


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 08:42:30 [Preview] No.355740 del
Transitioned to bed


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 08:43:38 [Preview] No.355741 del
>>355739
>they might have been watching me wank for ages
We've all been doing that m8


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 08:44:20 [Preview] No.355742 del
>>355740
Are you naked?


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 08:44:58 [Preview] No.355743 del
>>355741
The snorkel checked your colon health at least once too.


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 08:46:13 [Preview] No.355744 del
>>355742
I have a tshirt on. Those shorts are unsalvagable.


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 08:47:39 [Preview] No.355745 del
We need to send Cruisey a get well soon package. Lots of choof, a slab of emus and some few packs of forte


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 08:48:14 [Preview] No.355746 del
>>355745
That sounds like the opposite of wellness.


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 08:49:52 [Preview] No.355747 del
>>355714
Constitution sperg right here.

Listen to parlimentary radio much?


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 08:57:31 [Preview] No.355748 del
Thinking of getting labiaplasty


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 08:59:57 [Preview] No.355749 del
>>355748
You would look good down there, not going to lie.


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 09:01:21 [Preview] No.355750 del
>>355738
Based.


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 09:01:35 [Preview] No.355751 del
>>355745
He already touched a vietnamese girl’s vagina. What more does he need?


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 09:02:21 [Preview] No.355752 del
>>355748
(You) never know with (You)


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 09:03:37 [Preview] No.355753 del
>>355752
I’m treating this a three (3) (you)’s.


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 09:04:54 [Preview] No.355754 del


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 09:07:43 [Preview] No.355755 del
>>355753
depends if you are teh intended recipiient


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 09:08:30 [Preview] No.355756 del
Why does Tiffin replace the letter z with x?


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 09:11:54 [Preview] No.355757 del
>>355755
He could be a (You) body corporate.


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 09:15:57 [Preview] No.355758 del
>>355756
Is he one of the 16chan fantasists?


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 09:17:42 [Preview] No.355759 del


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 09:20:32 [Preview] No.355760 del
>>355759
Does he still play the bugle at the honda civic club?


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 09:24:04 [Preview] No.355761 del
>>355760
No he has moved away.


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 09:25:25 [Preview] No.355762 del
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kek


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 09:28:11 [Preview] No.355763 del
My arm hurts


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 09:31:39 [Preview] No.355764 del
>>355763
It looks fine.


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 09:33:05 [Preview] No.355765 del
>>355762
I don’t get it


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 09:34:11 [Preview] No.355767 del
>>355764
There is a red spot, I hope my arm doesn't fall off overnight


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 09:35:30 [Preview] No.355768 del
>>355767
I just realised I still have the cotton ball taped to my arm from Monday’s injection


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 09:35:49 [Preview] No.355769 del
>>355766
How did they describe the image with what key terms?


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 09:37:05 [Preview] No.355770 del
The yoghurt and croissants have make me a bit lethargic. On the upside I made good progress in organising my backup of old files and photos and shit, almost done.

Now to find some energy to gar the gym. Deadlifts, barbell rows, lat pulldowns and vertical rows await.


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 09:38:56 [Preview] No.355772 del
>>355765
of course you wouldnt fatty


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 09:39:04 [Preview] No.355773 del
>>355745
This is a very good idea.


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 09:39:14 [Preview] No.355774 del
>>355766
i dont get it


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 09:39:40 [Preview] No.355775 del
>>355770
Get to the gym big boy. We are all rooting for you. You're going to make it.


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 09:40:14 [Preview] No.355776 del
>>355772
You weigh the same as that ape basketball player in the news


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 09:40:22 [Preview] No.355777 del
>>355768
And I still have the little round bandaid on my arm from Mondays flu shot, still if my arm does fall off I won't have to worry about pulling the bandaid off.


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 09:41:29 [Preview] No.355778 del
Need a tally of standards consumed tonight by NEETs posting right now.


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 09:41:37 [Preview] No.355779 del
Been afraid to go to the gym ever since this newest outbreak


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 09:41:45 [Preview] No.355780 del
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NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 09:43:32 [Preview] No.355782 del
>>355778
If you've been drinking and can still count, you need to keep on drinking.


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 09:43:49 [Preview] No.355783 del
>>355778
4.8 and counting


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 09:45:25 [Preview] No.355784 del
>>355782
Remember when professional footy players would have a tinnie and a dart at quarter time?


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 09:46:04 [Preview] No.355785 del
>>355771
Their flat fee structure is madness. $50 for 200kb image.


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 09:52:11 [Preview] No.355786 del
>>355778
negaitve eight


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 09:52:55 [Preview] No.355787 del
>>355780
didnt you hear me ?? i called you a fucking nigger


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 09:53:36 [Preview] No.355788 del
Without being sugared up all the time I have no real ambition. It's terrible.


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 09:53:55 [Preview] No.355789 del


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 09:54:38 [Preview] No.355790 del
>>355788
Maybe if you go long enough without any sugar your system will reset itself and your ambition will come back.


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 09:57:07 [Preview] No.355791 del
>>355790
Or maybe not. What are neets favorie sugary snacks?


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 09:57:44 [Preview] No.355792 del
The sky has cleared.


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 09:59:16 [Preview] No.355793 del
>>355792
Can you see the moon?


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 09:59:26 [Preview] No.355794 del
Incline walking on the treadmill


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 10:00:27 [Preview] No.355795 del
>>355794
Cheeks clapping?


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 10:03:56 [Preview] No.355796 del
>>355795
Balls chafing
Deadlift time


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 10:08:43 [Preview] No.355797 del
>>355796
Good luck.


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 10:09:57 [Preview] No.355798 del
>>355793
Yes, there is zero cloud cover


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 10:11:54 [Preview] No.355799 del
>>355798
The moon loves you.


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 10:12:34 [Preview] No.355800 del
The moon is hiding away from me. Makes me vicious.


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 10:13:36 [Preview] No.355801 del
>>355800
I said suspecuous in speech to text but that is what came out. Perhaps it's the truth.


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 10:16:16 [Preview] No.355802 del
The croissants are asking to come out the wrong way
Up to 80kg set


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 10:16:38 [Preview] No.355803 del
(105.01 KB 712x553 lovemoon.jpeg)
>>355800
The moon still loves you neet.


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 10:18:09 [Preview] No.355804 del
>>355803
❤️


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 10:18:28 [Preview] No.355805 del


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 10:18:50 [Preview] No.355806 del
>>355802
Keep going NEET. You are doing well.


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 10:20:31 [Preview] No.355807 del
>>355802
>The croissants
Will have their revenge, one way or another.


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 10:22:15 [Preview] No.355808 del
>>355807
Squirt's Revenge.


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 10:22:49 [Preview] No.355809 del
New Vagrant Holiday is up.

Nuro is setling down to fresh kino. Crack one open and enjoy it with me (i have no idea what to expect)

https://youtube.com/watch?v=6uT1UIxExpE [Embed]


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 10:23:53 [Preview] No.355810 del
>>355809
Lovely. I'll watch it later.


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 10:24:06 [Preview] No.355811 del
>>355778
Had a couple at lunch.


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 10:25:02 [Preview] No.355812 del
>>355792
I just went out to see if the eclipse had begun.
There's just clouds.


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 10:26:10 [Preview] No.355813 del
>>355800
After all the love we have given her.


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 10:28:20 [Preview] No.355814 del
>>355812
>There's just clouds.
Same here.


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 10:28:40 [Preview] No.355815 del
Went out to front in case she was hiding there.
Nope.


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 10:43:49 [Preview] No.355816 del
>>355815
Check frequently to get a glimpse.


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 10:48:41 [Preview] No.355817 del
>>355403
>not bad, just makes me wanna kill myself. i'm also working on my last class assignments. cant wait to be free.
Hope you don't have too much of it left.
>mx-5 is fine, i got tires mounted today on my spare set of rims for when i go to a trackday this friday. cant wait to do some hektik skidz cunt
Sounds exciting.
>gyms are finally open here but without showers and you need a negative covid test. i'd go but i'm not getting a stick put up my nose every time i want to work out and then not be allowed to take a shower afterwards lol
That sucks, I remember when gyms first re-opened here you had to wear a mask all the time and had to make bookings and could only go for an hour, all that shit is gone now, but now there's people getting sick with covid again so who knows what will happen now.
>have a fun date NEET
Will do.
>>355504
Ooooooh.
>>355586
Hits close to home.
>>355649
Hello Shire, how's life?
14 degrees today in Shitbourne, had to drive half way across town to pick some shit up for my dad, at least I got to see the first bits of the eclipse while driving down the M3 on the way back, meat pies for dinner, skitzing a little about various shit but should be alright.


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 10:53:07 [Preview] No.355818 del
Didn't munt in the gym. Not the greatest session tho, last time I did this stuff I had a belt on, it was hard to stabalise and I wasn't targetting the intended muscles enough. Now my neck is a bit sore

>>355817
I thought you lived in doncaster or some shit. Let me guess, rowville.
How is the slag gf progressing?


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 10:56:01 [Preview] No.355819 del
>>355817
Hello Sperg. Good evening.


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 10:58:05 [Preview] No.355820 del
>>355818
>slag gf
Hot!


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 11:02:44 [Preview] No.355821 del
>>355818
Take it easy.


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 11:03:53 [Preview] No.355822 del
>>355818
>Didn't munt in the gym. Not the greatest session tho, last time I did this stuff I had a belt on
Sometimes you get those workouts that are a little shit and have you feeling like a munt. I should get a belt for the gym, I feel I'd be able to do a lot more with one, especially with stuff like the overhead press where I feel like my back's about to snap into 3 pieces every time I do 40kgs or more.
>I thought you lived in doncaster or some shit. Let me guess, rowville.
I live in neither of those places, won't say the exact suburb but it's in the Whitehorse council area.
>How is the slag gf progressing?
Okay I guess, had a bit of a chat with her over text earlier, seems to be so far so good.
>>355819
Evening, how have you been?


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 11:07:46 [Preview] No.355823 del
Its starting to go red bros


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 11:09:48 [Preview] No.355824 del
>>355818
How much are you lifting that you need a belt?


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 11:09:55 [Preview] No.355825 del
>>355823
Let it go.


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 11:11:18 [Preview] No.355826 del
>>355824
80kg deadlift, 40kg barbell row lol


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 11:12:37 [Preview] No.355827 del


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 11:12:53 [Preview] No.355828 del
>>355825
because thats the only way you will find rainbows


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 11:13:13 [Preview] No.355829 del
Good night NEETs. Sleep tight.


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 11:13:54 [Preview] No.355830 del
>>355829
Night fella.


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 11:14:45 [Preview] No.355831 del
>>355825
Well bantered.


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 11:16:24 [Preview] No.355832 del
>>355823
I get sores/pimples on my arms and chest all the time. Some day I need to learn how to wash myself properly.


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 11:16:56 [Preview] No.355833 del
>>355829
Good night NEET.


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 11:20:56 [Preview] No.355834 del
>>355826
Better start wrapping your knees and elbows too


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 11:22:29 [Preview] No.355835 del
>>355832
If you leave it long enough, you can just sccuddle yourself clean. Saves water.


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 11:22:43 [Preview] No.355836 del
>>355832
I had the same issue but it went away once I started using soap in the shower. Previously I had just been using water.


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 11:24:33 [Preview] No.355837 del
I wish there was a 24 supermarket in the south of Adelaide. There is a 24 hour IGA in the city but I think that is it.


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 11:26:28 [Preview] No.355838 del
>>355836
How did you not know about soap?


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 11:26:51 [Preview] No.355839 del
>>355838
I knew, I just didn't use it.


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 11:27:44 [Preview] No.355840 del
>>355837
SA’s trading laws are fucked and will likely never change


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 11:27:54 [Preview] No.355841 del
Have any of you got any experience with cooking basa? I am considering buying some from coles.


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 11:30:11 [Preview] No.355842 del
>>355841
Only pan fried once. Just make sure it’s cooked (it should flake easily).


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 11:33:49 [Preview] No.355843 del
>>355841
It's easy to pan fry. Kind of a bland taste. Ex made it decently


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 11:36:18 [Preview] No.355844 del
I have finally completed my re-do of the javascript kanban board.
Now to start fleshing it out with extra features.


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 11:36:41 [Preview] No.355845 del
Basa is cheap and tastes okay. It is farmed in filthy South East Asian waters though. A dirty fish.


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 11:37:59 [Preview] No.355846 del
>>355844
It looks great.


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 11:39:15 [Preview] No.355847 del
>>355845
Mekong delta.
Pretty sure the seppos warn their people not to eat it for that reason


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 11:41:54 [Preview] No.355848 del
>>355847
It’s actually banned from importation in the US.


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 11:46:34 [Preview] No.355849 del
(1.37 MB 2259x1738 Basa_Head.jpeg)
>>355848
Not true. Stop talking shit about cute gook fish


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 11:47:57 [Preview] No.355850 del
>>355849
It is a bottom feeder.


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 11:47:58 [Preview] No.355851 del
My eyes are red from staring at the moon for an hour, I tell myself firmly believing the lie to cover up the two choofs while arching my spine back so my third eye can connect to Nannar so she can hear my praise


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 11:48:19 [Preview] No.355852 del
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2021-05-26/asio-reconsiders-huifeng-liu-s-national-security-risk-status/100168336

Apparently chinks with money and access to the High Court trump ASIO on matters of security


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 11:48:47 [Preview] No.355853 del
>>355817
>irst bits of the eclipse
It wasn't a completely whole one,


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 11:49:33 [Preview] No.355854 del
>>355823
I hope you looked deeply into it.


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 11:50:44 [Preview] No.355855 del
>>355851
Your Nanna has enough to worry about


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 11:51:44 [Preview] No.355856 del
>>355851
>my third eye
Hot!


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 11:52:50 [Preview] No.355857 del
.net kept giving me a flooding error.


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 11:56:01 [Preview] No.355858 del
>>355845
I know it's more of a red fish meat but when you buy it, it's white because they put antibiolics and bleach in their waters because of the pollution.
I still eat it now and then.


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 11:56:17 [Preview] No.355859 del
That was nice, I wont ever get to see another full moon eclipse again so that made me feel good.


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 11:56:28 [Preview] No.355860 del
>>355841
Get it pre battered.


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 11:57:14 [Preview] No.355861 del
Pipsqueak is back


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 11:57:29 [Preview] No.355862 del
>>355859
I am glad it made you feel good.


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 11:58:11 [Preview] No.355863 del
>>355856
It hurt.


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 11:59:14 [Preview] No.355864 del
>>355859
>November 8, 2022


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 12:01:53 [Preview] No.355865 del
That cheap space heater from woolies didnt actually break. Just turned off and wouldnt start.
I take back what I said, its making my living room pretty toasty. Comfy as fuck tbh


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 12:03:07 [Preview] No.355866 del
>>355865
How far away from your feet do you have it?


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 12:05:11 [Preview] No.355867 del
I saw Halley’s Comet in 1986. I’ll almost certainly be dead when that comes around again in 2062.


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 12:05:53 [Preview] No.355868 del
>>355867
There's a good chance I'll miss both.


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 12:10:21 [Preview] No.355869 del
>>355868
There’s basically 2 lunar and 2 solar eclipses every year.


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 12:12:42 [Preview] No.355870 del
>>355847
>>355845
>>355848
Fuck me dead, even the yanks don't eat it? No wonder it is so cheap. I reckon I'll pass on it. Cheers noots.


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 12:13:15 [Preview] No.355871 del
Dune (2021) is on tv.


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 12:13:48 [Preview] No.355872 del
>>355869
I mean Halley's comet.
I missed the 86 one.


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 12:14:07 [Preview] No.355873 del
>>355871
Is the spice flowing?


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 12:15:00 [Preview] No.355874 del
>>355871
It is not.


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 12:15:09 [Preview] No.355875 del
>>355871
oWo. Why is it on the TV and not at the cinema?


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 12:20:44 [Preview] No.355876 del
12 spring rolls.


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 12:22:18 [Preview] No.355877 del
>>355874
>>355875
>>355873
This is the third time so far this year I've rewatched BR2049 in anticipation of Dune.
The scene with Joi saying "I love" before being abruptly cut off gives me a terrible case of the feels.


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 12:24:12 [Preview] No.355878 del
>>355877
What makes you think this Dune version is going to be good?


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 12:24:15 [Preview] No.355879 del
>>355877
>in anticipation of Dune
I have a bad feeling it will be a disappointment. I didn't like the trailer.


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 12:24:30 [Preview] No.355880 del
>>355876
Well sprung. Well rolled.


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 12:24:54 [Preview] No.355881 del
>>355877
I like the start bit where that protien farmer says he does mind unannounced visitors. I practice saying that.


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 12:25:45 [Preview] No.355882 del
I have been feeling very lonely. Not sure how to deal with this feel. It didn't used to bother me.


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 12:26:28 [Preview] No.355883 del
>>355881
>that protien farmer
Protein farming will be a big money earner at the NEET Commune. Organic free range NEET protein.


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 12:26:49 [Preview] No.355884 del
Stop pulling and plucking at your clothes! They're too small! They don't fit! Nothing fits! GODDAMNIT!


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 12:27:49 [Preview] No.355885 del
>>355879
The delay is concerning as well. I wonder if it performed poorly with test audiences and they have had to refilm large parts of it?

>>355878
The director did a good job of BR2049 imo. I can't image anyone doing a worse job than Lynch though.


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 12:28:21 [Preview] No.355886 del
Might go and see WRATH OF MAN (2021) staring Jason Stathome sometime soon at the moofies.

>A mysterious new cash truck security guard (Jason Statham) surprises his co-workers during a heist in which he unexpectedly unleashes precision skills. The crew is left wondering who he is and where he came from. Soon, the marksman’s ultimate motive becomes clear as he takes dramatic and irrevocable steps to settle a score.


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 12:31:44 [Preview] No.355887 del
A mysterious new NEET surprises the NEETs during a thread where he unexpectedly unleashes precision banter skills and OC photographs. The NEETs are left wondering where he came from.


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 12:33:52 [Preview] No.355888 del
>>355885
>The director did a good job of BR2049
That film was okay. It looked pretty good. I wouldn't say it was great.


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 12:36:24 [Preview] No.355889 del
>>355885
Lots of film releases have been delayed due to bat aids and the jubes wanting maximum returns


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 12:39:42 [Preview] No.355890 del
Today has been a fantastic day. Sobriety is good.
I am calm, satisfies, and looking forward to tomorrow.
100mg of seroquel down the hatch.


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 12:40:19 [Preview] No.355891 del
>>355890
That is great to hear. You are doing well. We are all proud of you.


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 12:41:30 [Preview] No.355892 del
Is A Scanner Darkly any good? I am put off by the animation effect.


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 12:44:17 [Preview] No.355893 del
>>355892
Its worth watching, yes. Especially if you like drugs.


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 12:49:45 [Preview] No.355894 del
Freaking out a bit. Can't find my seroquel script. I only have like 9 days left and the next appointment is in a month. Where the fuck did it go. God damnit I fucking hate it when this happens


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 12:51:06 [Preview] No.355895 del
>>355890
>>355894
That was a quick turn around.


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 12:56:54 [Preview] No.355896 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=HNSqsM7Sxuk [Embed]

Makes it looks so easy/


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 12:57:34 [Preview] No.355897 del
>>355887
I remember that.
He also likes country music.


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 13:00:24 [Preview] No.355898 del
Caught between feed and bed.
Might do both. Night.


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 13:01:09 [Preview] No.355899 del
>>355896
I love watching those sort of videos. I always tell myself that one day I will stop watching and start doing it myself but I never do.


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 13:01:27 [Preview] No.355900 del
>>355898
Good night. xx


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 13:29:35 [Preview] No.355901 del
There is a car hooning nearby. I am not impressed.


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 13:35:23 [Preview] No.355902 del
>>355901
Go and shake your fist at them


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 13:37:43 [Preview] No.355903 del
>>355902
I do not want to become the victim of a road rage attack.


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 13:39:48 [Preview] No.355904 del
I went outside. The moon is not red but it is very bright. I did not have to turn my torch on to see where I was going.


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 14:34:52 [Preview] No.355905 del
I’m wide awake. No idea why, I think it’s my good mood


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 14:45:08 [Preview] No.355906 del
>>355836
???
>>355841
Mummybot used to make it when I was little but stopped when she found out how many heavy metals and other filth was in it. I think she used to bake it with a bunch of herbs on top.
>>355853
It was almost whole.
>>355857
It was fucky for me as well earlier tonight.
>>355885
I didn't really like BR2049, I found it kinda boring, the original 1982 theatrical release is much better.
Had a glass of whisky and a chat with my dad, I tried again to gently push him to go see a doctor or some shit like that, he seemed a lot receptive to the idea this time, might listen to music then go to bed.


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 17:26:10 [Preview] No.355907 del
Insomnia neet, reporting in. It's incredibly quiet around my place.


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 20:30:33 [Preview] No.355908 del
Good morning neets


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 20:57:29 [Preview] No.355909 del
>I didn't really like BR2049

I actually walked out of the theatre

Good Morning Neets


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 21:00:56 [Preview] No.355910 del
>>355908
>>355909
Morning neets. And don't dis blade runner 2049 - sure it was flawed, but so was the original. It was an atmospheric movie that looked exactly like ridley scott had made it. We could've gotten much worse.


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 21:05:16 [Preview] No.355911 del
>>355910
BR has SOVL

BR2049 is just pure dishonest filmaking, FFS harrison ford could not even take off his pajamas


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 21:07:55 [Preview] No.355912 del
BUTTHOLE IS CLOSED


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 21:41:47 [Preview] No.355913 del
>>355886
>>355892
wasnt that a david lynch moofie?


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 21:44:32 [Preview] No.355914 del
>>355911
>SOVL
another mysterious Nuro-ism. One day Neet researchers will ponder at its true meaning.


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 21:46:41 [Preview] No.355915 del
>>355830
>>355833
Rich of (You)'s again!

>>355837
Methmart is the only 24/7 thing near me.

>>355844
I hope you're reading it from a text file so it just doesn't disappear one day.

>>355850
Aren't other crustaceans people eat like that?

>>355851
❤️

>>355852
Legal system on those matters is biased towards those who can afford it. Like the Sir challenging the India travel ban. I don't have a spare $100k lying around and that's just getting in the door.

>>355861
Big squeak?

>>355865
Does it chew up a lot of power?

>>355870
There is still a lot of pollution in Vietnam. People wash vegetables and fruit very thoroughly before eating.

>>355886
Keep us updated.

>>355895
He needs it!

>>355898
Late night acquisition.

>>355904
It loves us all.

>>355912
Clenched shut.

>>355907
>>355908
>>355909
>>355910
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 21:47:37 [Preview] No.355916 del
>>355909
you probably hadn't paid anyway

mording all
at the office for the first time in 2 weeks


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 21:51:42 [Preview] No.355917 del
>>355915
>Aren't other crustaceans people eat like that?
it's a catfish, of which there are many varieties
the problem is they're a product of their environment


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 21:52:54 [Preview] No.355918 del
>>355917
>the problem is they're a product of their environment
like neets from bad homes


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 21:53:17 [Preview] No.355919 del
A lot of tuna and tinned corn come from thailand. Should I be eating it?


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 21:55:09 [Preview] No.355920 del
>>355919
you should only eat the tinned corn that john west has shat out after rejecting a tuna


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 21:56:59 [Preview] No.355921 del
Cruisey comforted the fish John West reejected once.


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 21:58:40 [Preview] No.355922 del
>>355914
Nuro's wit will flummox Nuro-linguistics experts from several top universities.


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 22:04:50 [Preview] No.355924 del
>>355922
It's up there with the likes Linear-A and Omlec.


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 22:05:11 [Preview] No.355925 del
>>355924
*Olmec


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 22:09:14 [Preview] No.355926 del
>>355923
He did the right thing.


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 22:18:48 [Preview] No.355927 del


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 22:28:04 [Preview] No.355928 del
>>355927
Wondering which mid-range neet executive this is.


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 22:28:15 [Preview] No.355929 del
>Hi team,
>
>National Reconciliation Week starts today (May 27-June 3) giving all Australians an opportunity to learn more about our shared histories, cultures and achievements.
>
>With our network operating within the traditional lands of many Indigenous nations, National Reconciliation Week is of particular relevance to ABCD as we reflect on the past and look to the future in support of a fairer and more reconciled Australia.
>
>This year’s theme – More than a word. Reconciliation takes action – is an appeal for us all to keep working on the relationship between our First Peoples and everyone who now calls Australia home.
>
>It also feeds into the good work we’re currently doing as a business to develop our first Reconciliation Action Plan, which we continue to progress with the goal of turning positive intentions into positive actions and positive change.
>
>So I urge you to look through the National Reconciliation Week events calendar and over the next week get involved in an event near you – whether it be attending an Indigenous art exhibition, participating in a local community event or registering for one of the many webinars being held to obtain a better understanding of reconciliation in Australia.
>
>In the meantime, watch the following 60-second video from Reconciliation Australia, which summarises the intent and importance of National Reconciliation Week to help us learn, understand and grow as a nation:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=KNAkfPrsC9Q [Embed]


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 22:43:16 [Preview] No.355930 del
>>355927
The dragon reminds me of the St George dragon.

>>355929
>as a business to develop our first Reconciliation Action Plan
Hasn't this been going for almost a year since they were looking for members for that committee to make that plan?

>get involved in an event near you
It sounds they are doing nothing beyond creating a plan.


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 22:45:39 [Preview] No.355931 del
>>355930
>St George dragon
I mean the bank not the sports ball.


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 22:46:17 [Preview] No.355932 del
>>355929
You should have gone to work in blackface and when they confronted you about it just say you are embracing your boong heritage.


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 22:48:19 [Preview] No.355933 del
Woke up with 20 mins till the wage starts, ugh
Fuckin sleeping pills don’t work when I’m trying to sleep but work great when I’m trying to wake up


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 22:49:53 [Preview] No.355934 del
>>355930
>Hasn't this been going for almost a year since they were looking for members for that committee to make that plan?
yeah they wanted a boong committee

staff will tolerate harmless bullshit like that email, but I think there will be some pushback if they try forcing mandatory education on whitey or forcing us to personally acknowledge the boongs


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 22:57:29 [Preview] No.355935 del
>>355933
What do you do after taking one?
When I took some it was nice how it relaxed my muscles.

>>355934
>harmless bullshit like that email
Made me laugh because it's true.


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 22:59:27 [Preview] No.355936 del
10 more cases and a lockdown coming to Melbin


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 23:01:58 [Preview] No.355937 del
>>355936
Shut it down!


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NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 23:31:48 [Preview] No.355940 del
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 23:40:36 [Preview] No.355941 del
>>355940
g'day champ!


NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 23:49:20 [Preview] No.355942 del
>>355941
Hi Dad.


NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 00:10:46 [Preview] No.355975 del
Considering another rearrange of the lounge room, back to facing the venetians


NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 00:17:34 [Preview] No.355977 del
>>355940
Good morning NEET.


NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 00:18:00 [Preview] No.355978 del
>>355975
>venetians
They have missed you.


NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 00:19:30 [Preview] No.355979 del
>>355976
Straight into their arse!


NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 00:20:44 [Preview] No.355980 del
>>355975
Do you hear them whisper behind your back?


NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 00:22:19 [Preview] No.355981 del
Having a zero before heading into the wage

>>355980
They’re to my left side, jealous of the houseplants to my right


NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 00:26:50 [Preview] No.355982 del
>>355981
>Having a zero before heading into the wage
I know they're alcohol free, but this seems like a bad idea.


NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 00:29:03 [Preview] No.355983 del
>>355981
>jealous
Keep an eye on both. In case one kills the other.


NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 00:41:13 [Preview] No.355984 del
>>355975
Good idea. It is the change you need.


NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 00:45:09 [Preview] No.355985 del
>>355976
They bring the virus. They must be hunted down and stopped.


NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 00:47:45 [Preview] No.355986 del
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Time for the Melbourne theme tune.


NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 00:49:54 [Preview] No.355987 del
>>355986
Change it to poz and its perfect.


NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 00:51:05 [Preview] No.355988 del
I found a decapitated bird still oozing blood at my back door. Some cat has been around most likely. Or it could have been one of the NEETs.


NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 00:51:34 [Preview] No.355989 del
>>355988
Bag it and bin it!


NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 00:51:47 [Preview] No.355990 del
I hope Spergo wears gloves and a mask on his date and remembers to wipe her face down with hand sanitizer before he kisses her.


NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 00:52:28 [Preview] No.355991 del
>>355988
The execs don't waste food.


NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 00:53:36 [Preview] No.355992 del
>>355989
I put it in the green waste bin, no bag.


NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 00:55:57 [Preview] No.355993 del
>>355992
When will it be collected?


NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 00:59:52 [Preview] No.355994 del
>>355993
Next week.


NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 01:00:37 [Preview] No.355995 del
>>355994
She'll be right. If it was another week after that it would be pretty stinky.


NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 01:07:50 [Preview] No.355996 del
>>355995
>If it was another week after that it would be pretty stinky.
I had a shower this morning. I think the last one was the 16th of April.


NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 01:10:14 [Preview] No.355997 del
>>355996
There must have been a lot of scrubbing.


NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 01:11:22 [Preview] No.355998 del
>>355997
yeah, went in light brown and came out pink


NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 01:11:58 [Preview] No.355999 del
7 day Victorian lockdown from midnight.


NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 01:13:11 [Preview] No.356000 del
>>355999
I hope the boong cycle doesn't shift too much.


NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 01:31:19 [Preview] No.356001 del
I also wonder if that laptop will appear for that NEET.


NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 01:31:47 [Preview] No.356002 del
>>356001
he'd only spill beer on it


NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 01:33:51 [Preview] No.356003 del
>>356002
Perhaps he needs to lay a cloth around it like the wank throne to absorb all that 'spillage'.


NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 01:43:46 [Preview] No.356004 del
>>355988
I prefer the breasts.


NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 01:44:39 [Preview] No.356005 del
>>355990
Good advice when dealing with melbourne doxies at any time.


NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 01:47:45 [Preview] No.356006 del
>>355996
Based and neet pilled. Soapcucks shorten their lives and destroy their body's natural defences by washing natural oils and proteins off their skin.


NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 02:04:44 [Preview] No.356007 del
I'm trying to find a pepe for natural scent neet. Anyone have a good one?


NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 02:07:25 [Preview] No.356008 del
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>>356007
Like this one?


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NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 02:08:50 [Preview] No.356010 del
>>356008
Natural and Refreshing Scent neet


NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 02:09:44 [Preview] No.356011 del
>>356007
I'm guessing he already has another name anyway. I hope it isn't sperg


NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 02:10:36 [Preview] No.356012 del
>>356006
They talk about wanting to grow mushrooms all the time, and then use soap and destroy the body's own mushroom growing capabilities. Absolute clown world.


NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 02:17:02 [Preview] No.356013 del
>>356011
It isn't. Sperg is a good boy, as per the thread title.


NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 02:19:42 [Preview] No.356014 del
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NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 02:20:43 [Preview] No.356015 del
>>356013
Then it must be possum


NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 02:21:55 [Preview] No.356016 del
>>356014
Is it common for people to shit in vehicles without toilets?


NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 02:23:19 [Preview] No.356017 del
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NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 02:24:56 [Preview] No.356018 del
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Spergo might have a new facemask after his date.


NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 02:26:41 [Preview] No.356019 del
>>356018
Let's hope so.


NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 02:30:24 [Preview] No.356020 del
Glorious wanking from home has returned


NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 03:02:43 [Preview] No.356022 del
https://www.smh.com.au/national/why-jacqui-lambie-has-been-banned-from-qantas-for-six-months-20210526-p57vfu.html
>We have now been told that the senator has been suspended for six months across all Qantas services, including airlines.
>This followed an incident on March 25 at the front desk of the Chairman’s Lounge in Melbourne. Senator Lambie reacted adversely to being told she couldn’t access the lounge, dropping expletives and referring to “pussy power” and telling staff “your CEO is a poof”.
>The whole thing was captured on CCTV.


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NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 03:24:45 [Preview] No.356025 del
>>356023
Whats the story. Did she get assassinated?


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NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 03:33:36 [Preview] No.356028 del
>>356023
Based.


NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 03:42:39 [Preview] No.356029 del
>>356022
Good publicity for QUANTAS keeping the riff raff out of their Executive lounge.


NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 03:44:20 [Preview] No.356030 del
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I am be pleased to installing the Linux


NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 04:30:22 [Preview] No.356031 del
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NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 05:12:22 [Preview] No.356032 del
>>355990
>>356018
The date is postponed until the end of lockdown.
>>356011
>>356013
No I use soap when washing myself.
>>356022
>and telling staff “your CEO is a poof”.
Hahahahaha, mummybot is always saying how she likes her "because she's one of the few that tell it like it is" Guess she lives up to that.
13 degrees today in Shitbourne, don't like this new lockdown shit, had to postpone the date, do a bunch of shopping for mummybot because she's worried shit will run out. She did have a point I guess since I got the last tray of mince meat and the last two tubs of cottage cheese that were left in the shop, I guess this is what it was like for her growing up back in the 80s with all the rationing and shortages and shit, going to go to the gym now before they close it.


NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 05:15:15 [Preview] No.356033 del
>>356032
>The date is postponed until the end of lockdown.
:-(

>she's worried shit will run out.
It is sad that this is a concern in the sense that everyone bulk buys everything so that every does the same before everything runs out.

>going to go to the gym now before they close it.
Good luck.


NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 05:27:12 [Preview] No.356034 del
How many melbournians are going to get bat aids going to the gym or the pub one last time before lockdown?


NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 05:32:56 [Preview] No.356035 del
>>356033
Maybe she'll get lonely and fall into spergo's bed out of desperation and need for company.


NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 05:42:47 [Preview] No.356036 del
>>356035
That would make a nice NEET story.


NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 05:44:02 [Preview] No.356037 del
My celebratory mood from this lockdown makes me wanna get on the non-zeroes


NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 05:45:36 [Preview] No.356038 del
>>356037
u r such a boong


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NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 06:09:58 [Preview] No.356040 del
>>356037
I hope not.


NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 06:16:17 [Preview] No.356041 del
>>356037
If I had a dan meme on this machine, I'd post it, urging you on.


NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 06:18:38 [Preview] No.356043 del
So Dan was a boong all along.


NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 06:48:27 [Preview] No.356044 del
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NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 06:55:12 [Preview] No.356045 del
>>356044
Looks like cruisey after posting a vocaroo late at night when no ones around


NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 07:02:49 [Preview] No.356046 del
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NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 07:05:20 [Preview] No.356047 del
>>356045
There seems to be a lot more night time activity.


NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 07:33:09 [Preview] No.356048 del
>>356033
It is unfortunate.
>>356035
Who knows?
>>356045
I listen to the Cruisey late night vocaroos.
Went to the gym, feeling a little better about shit, going to go for a walk then get cracking on some more work.


NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 08:09:51 [Preview] No.356049 del
Fucking Weber hooning up my arse off of Philip Hwy.


NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 08:11:01 [Preview] No.356050 del
>>355909
And that's the better one. The early Blade Runner is shit.


NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 08:11:40 [Preview] No.356051 del
I've been called a drifting dreamer. A Poet out of place.


NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 08:14:20 [Preview] No.356052 del
>>356046
cutesy


NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 08:14:44 [Preview] No.356053 del
>>356049
He has the Need 4 Speed: Need 2 Feed


NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 08:15:06 [Preview] No.356054 del
You know what else is gay?
Rotary engines.
They're bloody gay.


NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 08:15:16 [Preview] No.356055 del
Home. Desire to get fish and chips, pick up 10 standards, have a few wanks and otherwise be a boong is increasing.


NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 08:16:46 [Preview] No.356056 del
>>356055
Boong lyfe feels.


NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 08:17:46 [Preview] No.356057 del
Nuro invented the rotary engine once.


NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 08:18:09 [Preview] No.356058 del
>>356055
Fish and chips sound good.


NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 08:19:03 [Preview] No.356059 del
>>356057
He optimised it.


NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 08:19:23 [Preview] No.356060 del
>>356055
Is the woman still in bed?


NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 08:24:29 [Preview] No.356062 del
>>356060
She's gone forever ;_;


NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 08:25:01 [Preview] No.356063 del
>>355921
We all need a bit of rough loving.


NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 08:27:25 [Preview] No.356064 del
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>>356063
Tommy Ruff loving.


NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 08:30:38 [Preview] No.356065 del
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>>355943
Sup cuz


NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 08:31:02 [Preview] No.356066 del
>>356061
Sir in Melbourne spreading the poz.


NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 08:32:43 [Preview]