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NEET General #354 - Spergo Is A Good Boy Edition NEET 05/24/2021 (Mon) 10:44:45 [Preview] No. 355107
Who is the best NEET and why is it Sperg?

Old: >>354133

NEET 05/24/2021 (Mon) 10:48:08 [Preview] No.355108 del

NEET 05/24/2021 (Mon) 10:51:51 [Preview] No.355110 del

NEET 05/24/2021 (Mon) 11:06:44 [Preview] No.355114 del
Thinking of getting vajazzled

NEET 05/24/2021 (Mon) 11:08:59 [Preview] No.355115 del

NEET 05/24/2021 (Mon) 11:12:31 [Preview] No.355118 del
Way too early.

NEET 05/24/2021 (Mon) 11:13:02 [Preview] No.355119 del
You would look good with it, not going to lie.

NEET 05/24/2021 (Mon) 20:16:21 [Preview] No.355156 del
Morning neets. Coffee time. I'm having 2 double shots of espresso. How about you?

NEET 05/24/2021 (Mon) 20:20:34 [Preview] No.355157 del
Absolutely fucked.
Crashed at 7 and woke up at 1.
Needed to piss and drink water every hour after that. My arm joints all have a dull ache, including each finger. Freezing cold, but it feels like hot air is escaping my ears.
Staying in bed

NEET 05/24/2021 (Mon) 21:07:40 [Preview] No.355158 del
He is consistently a very good fella.

NEET 05/24/2021 (Mon) 21:07:58 [Preview] No.355159 del
Out poo'd.
You're a champ. Great news man.
What are you guys going to do? apart from that

NEET 05/24/2021 (Mon) 21:09:48 [Preview] No.355160 del
one table spoon of this with 60ml of pureAU water slightly heated in the microwave [not orally]

NEET 05/24/2021 (Mon) 21:10:31 [Preview] No.355161 del
Good morning friends.
Two moconnas, three sugars, UHT milk, little cup.

NEET 05/24/2021 (Mon) 21:11:21 [Preview] No.355162 del
Morning Nurofren

NEET 05/24/2021 (Mon) 21:12:23 [Preview] No.355163 del
Been pissing down in Adelaide.
Not really cold either.

NEET 05/24/2021 (Mon) 21:16:38 [Preview] No.355164 del
Didn't want to admit it but that spaghoot sauce might've needed a little more tomatmo sauce.
When I was making it, I had a can of crushed, a can of cherry tomatoes and a jar of sauce but didn't use it because it looked wet enough.
I'm sorry Not to you, but to myself for questioning you.

NEET 05/24/2021 (Mon) 21:20:49 [Preview] No.355165 del

NEET 05/24/2021 (Mon) 21:25:36 [Preview] No.355166 del
That sauce looks a little bland.
Needs pepper, oregano, basil and garlic.

NEET 05/24/2021 (Mon) 21:28:19 [Preview] No.355167 del
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no it does fucking not its god damn flavoutown as is

NEET 05/24/2021 (Mon) 21:33:45 [Preview] No.355168 del
Flavourtown implies flavour.
You need to get some quality spices.

NEET 05/24/2021 (Mon) 21:43:03 [Preview] No.355169 del
Thank (You)

Based conundrum.


I like how they integrated the puzzle piece.

From little things big, things grow.

Well done.

Secret reserves.

Do the needful.

Ain't no blend 43.

Good morning NEETs.

NEET 05/24/2021 (Mon) 21:47:38 [Preview] No.355170 del
>Make flavourtown
>chuck it in a blender
>Consume (not orally)

NEET 05/24/2021 (Mon) 21:58:27 [Preview] No.355171 del
Straight into the arse!

NEET 05/24/2021 (Mon) 22:02:06 [Preview] No.355172 del

NEET 05/24/2021 (Mon) 22:26:42 [Preview] No.355173 del
>Ain't no blend 43.

are kidding me its the premium blend 43

NEET 05/24/2021 (Mon) 22:34:22 [Preview] No.355174 del
I will add to my list of approved NEET coffees: Blend 43, Black Roast and Caro.

NEET 05/24/2021 (Mon) 22:37:25 [Preview] No.355175 del
We can't all be connoisseurs of instant coffee. Some of us grew up in really bad homes, where only no-name brands of instant coffee were served.

NEET 05/24/2021 (Mon) 23:03:27 [Preview] No.355176 del
What odds do the bookies have on Webber dying or becoming a mutant?

NEET 05/24/2021 (Mon) 23:04:51 [Preview] No.355177 del

NEET 05/24/2021 (Mon) 23:05:35 [Preview] No.355178 del
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NEET 05/24/2021 (Mon) 23:23:08 [Preview] No.355179 del

NEET 05/24/2021 (Mon) 23:29:32 [Preview] No.355180 del
Not as short as the odds that this has already happened.

NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 00:42:15 [Preview] No.355181 del

NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 00:42:35 [Preview] No.355182 del
Chop it you slack cunt.

NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 01:03:55 [Preview] No.355183 del
Good morning NEET.

NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 01:09:35 [Preview] No.355184 del
Dice it!

NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 01:50:04 [Preview] No.355185 del
Had to put the slippers on the line to air. The smell was becoming too intense.

NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 02:04:15 [Preview] No.355186 del
why do you keep bothering ?

NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 02:10:58 [Preview] No.355187 del
He loves it!

NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 02:22:23 [Preview] No.355188 del
I have to make a new thread when the post count gets to 1000

NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 03:04:56 [Preview] No.355189 del
Dead thread

NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 03:09:29 [Preview] No.355190 del
Did you piss in them?

NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 03:13:27 [Preview] No.355191 del
I just pissed all over my pyjama shorts. They also ripped somehow

NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 03:18:38 [Preview] No.355192 del
Rehearsing for a neet fashion show? Shake your little tush on the catwalk.

NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 03:24:01 [Preview] No.355193 del
Made some scalloped potatoes and some sausages for lunch. Ate too much. Now in entering a food coma.

NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 03:25:26 [Preview] No.355194 del
Corrosive piss?

NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 03:26:39 [Preview] No.355195 del
Sleep tight NEET.

NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 03:28:33 [Preview] No.355196 del
>Made some scalloped potatoes and some sausages
Where was your image? You need to think of the NEETs more please.

NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 03:37:12 [Preview] No.355197 del
I feel awful

NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 03:43:35 [Preview] No.355198 del
Visit your GP.

NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 03:45:47 [Preview] No.355199 del
Should I bring a warm damp washcloth?

NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 03:52:27 [Preview] No.355200 del
Were you the vaccine NEET?

NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 03:55:45 [Preview] No.355201 del
My culinary creations aren't worthy to stand alongside the pictures of...whichever neet posts all that food.

NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 03:57:53 [Preview] No.355202 del
Watching some russian rocket artillery rain down death on pro-democracy forces in ukraine should cheer anyone up: https://youtube.com/watch?v=nuCIA31LfIU [Embed]

NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 04:08:53 [Preview] No.355203 del
We will be the judge of that.

NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 04:41:09 [Preview] No.355204 del
Just had a haircut for $25. Much shorter hair now.

NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 04:56:19 [Preview] No.355205 del
Liberal western poz politics

NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 04:56:30 [Preview] No.355206 del
I hope unwell NEET gets better soon.

NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 04:57:27 [Preview] No.355207 del
You look good. Great bone structure in that face.

NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 05:03:23 [Preview] No.355208 del
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Thank you. I am going to have a shave tonight to complete the look.

NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 05:06:50 [Preview] No.355209 del
Any moofie reccomends NEETs?

NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 05:19:12 [Preview] No.355210 del
I normally go hunting through top movie lists or search google by interest

NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 05:21:44 [Preview] No.355211 del
Hellooo NEETS. Big Day. Knocked off work. fucked. Need to chill. Drove home and there are tree loppers fucking Nextdoor. no where to park too fark. Said fuck this shit and hopped on the eeb direct to beach bottle o. Cute girl is there. She still has not restocked my goon. Walk out saying anything and head to fucking Dans.

NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 05:26:09 [Preview] No.355212 del
>head to fucking Dans.
You should have whizzed over there first.

NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 05:27:25 [Preview] No.355213 del
Hi Nuro.

NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 05:28:10 [Preview] No.355214 del
Good afternoon.

NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 05:30:26 [Preview] No.355215 del
Nah my Dans is pozzed. It’s not my first stop. My cognac is somehow considerably more expensive there

How ya doin cobber ?

NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 05:35:04 [Preview] No.355216 del
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You're always welcome in my cellars, Nuro.

NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 05:37:59 [Preview] No.355217 del
What other NEETs are card carrying members ?
t. not a member.

NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 05:54:22 [Preview] No.355218 del
I have the digital card on my phone.

NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 06:18:20 [Preview] No.355219 del
I have a Dan branded phone. It only calls Dan's, and nobody else can call me. It's perfect for a schizoid alcoholic.

NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 06:25:30 [Preview] No.355220 del
Add in an unlimited download plan when accessing imageboards, a permanent dan's card printed on the back, and it would indeed be the perfect gift for the schizoid alcoholic in your life who has everything.

NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 06:25:36 [Preview] No.355221 del
I can imagine it looks stylish to.

NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 06:26:21 [Preview] No.355222 del
>{"message":"Content not available.","code":"404","raw":"{\"message\":\"Content doesn't exist\",\"code\":404}"}

NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 06:31:05 [Preview] No.355223 del
That error message is what happens when you take from the IT bulge to pay Jana.

NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 06:37:04 [Preview] No.355224 del
>You're a champ. Great news man
>What are you guys going to do?
I'm planning to go get coffee and go for a walk in the botanical gardens. I think with such a plan makes my intentions at least somewhat clear.
>Well done.
You still on the bottled red wine or back to the old goon bag?
17 degrees today in Shitbourne, got the tires on the car replaced, going to make myself a cheese and tomato sandwich soon.

NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 06:52:23 [Preview] No.355225 del
>such a plan makes my intentions at least somewhat clear.
Make sure you touch her butt as well, in case she's a bit dim.

NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 06:57:51 [Preview] No.355226 del
>at least somewhat clear.
That is not clear enough. I am getting worried about you now.

NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 07:00:14 [Preview] No.355227 del
I don't get it. What is unclear about what he is doing?

NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 07:06:49 [Preview] No.355228 del
>What is unclear about what he is doing?
Unfortunately NEETs tend to come across as "nice guys" and don't give off strong sexual energy so girls never realise that the NEET is trying to have a sexual relationship with them.

What the NEET assumes is a date the girl assumes is just a friendship thing.

NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 07:25:12 [Preview] No.355229 del
Holee fuck.

As i posted earlier big day. Have bigger day tomorrow. Just got home from the beach after i had to bail because tree loppers were buzzing all fucking afternoon and now well la di da looks like roomates fucking cousins are over again for another cookoff. They have fucking no respect. I am about to loose my fucking shit.

NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 07:25:51 [Preview] No.355230 del
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NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 07:27:37 [Preview] No.355231 del
>I am about to loose my fucking shit.
Have a tall glass of goon instead.

NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 07:28:00 [Preview] No.355232 del
Ok then have you got any advice? or are you just trying to be gloomy?

NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 07:28:12 [Preview] No.355233 del
They will look good on you Nuro.

NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 07:28:52 [Preview] No.355234 del
Get out there and make yourself sociable.

NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 07:29:59 [Preview] No.355235 del
I am sorry I should not have said anything. I am sure things will go well I am just a worrier.

NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 07:35:18 [Preview] No.355236 del
>I am sure things will go well I am just a worrier
That's ok, I sometimes worry too.

NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 07:39:17 [Preview] No.355237 del
I went for a piss before, finished up well and put my neetsitck away.
Lo and behold, more piss dribbles out into my undies.

NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 07:40:34 [Preview] No.355238 del
I find it a bit sad to see a brother war tbh.

NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 07:45:46 [Preview] No.355239 del
>a brother war
Maximum cringe.

NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 07:48:12 [Preview] No.355240 del
that's a yikerino from me!

NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 07:50:31 [Preview] No.355241 del
Once you get the microchip from the vaccine you wont need a phone.

you'll be too sick with chronic immune disorders to drink or use a phone for that matter

NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 07:52:22 [Preview] No.355242 del
Straight into the arse everything goes.

NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 07:55:54 [Preview] No.355243 del
had 3 cups already
i was saying the N word
oh its tuesday fuck off you cunt
your electolytes are inbalanced

ok i have composed my self, roomate sensed and my seething and worked some nice damage control

putting a flavourtown in the oven, its already hot so gotta keep that in mind

wew havent eaten since 7am, no lunch, not even that hungry but am eating because i am so angry

i think people eat too much because they are angry... fucking society man

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NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 07:58:54 [Preview] No.355245 del
They're slavs, most of them have killed and eaten their own brothers for all of history.

NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 07:58:58 [Preview] No.355246 del
>i was saying the N word
That's why.

NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 07:59:32 [Preview] No.355247 del
>i think people eat too much because they are angry... fucking society man
All that anger straight into the arse.

NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 08:00:45 [Preview] No.355248 del
Had a long conversation today about how the arsehole on average can stretch to 12cm, and how a racoon on average is 10cm in diameter.

NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 08:02:25 [Preview] No.355249 del

NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 08:04:40 [Preview] No.355250 del
Two of those aren't even coffee.

NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 08:06:42 [Preview] No.355251 del
>less than 80 posts all day
16 is almost more active and that's supposed to be the more refined, exclusive club.

NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 08:07:36 [Preview] No.355252 del
A quality filter.

NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 08:08:03 [Preview] No.355253 del
you just saw the toad webm i posted and were inspired

NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 08:08:41 [Preview] No.355254 del
A very negative post.

NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 08:08:44 [Preview] No.355255 del
> scalloped potatoes

NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 08:09:15 [Preview] No.355256 del
You could've bought some clippers for that.

NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 08:11:03 [Preview] No.355257 del
I posted a list a few threads ago.
Here's three.
The Holy Mountain
A Field in England

NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 08:11:58 [Preview] No.355258 del
That is a recipe for a messy nape. A nape disaster.

NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 08:12:11 [Preview] No.355259 del
Those masks are useless.


The WHO has such low credibility now. mistrust is high.

NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 08:13:14 [Preview] No.355260 del
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Dan loves you.

NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 08:13:30 [Preview] No.355261 del
Aren't we all?

NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 08:14:19 [Preview] No.355262 del
>botanical gardens
You sly dog, you.
Romance isn't dead.

NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 08:16:09 [Preview] No.355263 del
>my seething
You're too old for this sort of behaviour.

NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 08:16:57 [Preview] No.355264 del
I saw that you stole my gondola meme without asking, I did not watch your toad.

NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 08:17:32 [Preview] No.355265 del
A truly wild nape can never be tamed.

NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 08:22:17 [Preview] No.355266 del
>5 minutes ago

NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 08:27:16 [Preview] No.355267 del
>10 minutes ago

NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 08:28:08 [Preview] No.355268 del
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Stop making negative posts.

NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 08:29:55 [Preview] No.355269 del
Stop leaving me unattended.

NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 08:30:17 [Preview] No.355270 del
How was the wage today?

NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 08:31:48 [Preview] No.355271 del
Watching this if any other Board Neets are keen ...

https://youtube.com/watch?v=-sVmKUv0hHw [Embed]

NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 08:32:22 [Preview] No.355272 del
I was returned atop the monks mountain. Stayed back at the wage. Wank from home tomorrow.
48 hours sober and dart free.
Excited for these cases of covid to kick off again.

Gonna smash the to-do list tonight, but first, a big poo.

NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 08:33:17 [Preview] No.355273 del
You are doing well. Back on the wagon.

NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 08:34:27 [Preview] No.355274 del

NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 08:35:36 [Preview] No.355275 del
I like that slap.

NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 08:36:08 [Preview] No.355276 del
Good to hear and hope the good news keeps coming.

NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 08:36:24 [Preview] No.355277 del
Got a big client starting services.
I got told by a supplier that I'd have to wait 2-3 weeks for this shower chair, then the daughter of the client calls and they tell her it'll be 48 hours because they know her. Made me look like a fuckknuckle. I spoke to the client about it so he's alright. Talked to all the clients I took from my ex team leader, she just fucked everything. Going to have to redo everything she was supposed to because I have no idea if she's done anything. Getting random emails about shit she half lined up. Like 26 sessions with a speech path for some cunt who doesn't need it, and can't afford it. I don't get it. Pretty good I guess.
Haven't eaten again. I should do some of that.
Going in for an xray tomorrow and was going to take the day off but will probably go to work afterwards and not even ask for a sick cert.
Learnt a lot about how placenta works and the miracles of child birth.
I think one of the coworkers daughters put her tampons in the shitter so now that's clogged and leaking into the back yard.

NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 08:37:34 [Preview] No.355278 del
I've been watching a few of those lately. There's also some good ones of Jack Absalom gong places.

NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 08:38:41 [Preview] No.355279 del
Today was supposed to be your day back on the boong cycle. I don't think I want to.
But if I have to, I get it.
Good work. Stop smoking ciggies, they're shit

NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 08:40:38 [Preview] No.355280 del
>tampons in the shitter
lol what a mess.

NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 08:42:30 [Preview] No.355281 del
Yeah, or it's roots but the bathroom is pretty new and I don't think so.
Had to call the real estate person and tell them.
I spoke to the coworker about it and she's going to tell her daughter who's at that age where she'll take it personally.

NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 08:44:12 [Preview] No.355282 del
Do you have one of those special tampon bins in the bathroom?

NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 08:44:30 [Preview] No.355283 del
Shit, I forgot about that piece of NEETlore.
>48 hours sober and dart free.
Good stuff mate.
>Excited for these cases of covid to kick off again.
I'm not looking forward to it, I hope there isn't another lockdown.

NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 08:46:37 [Preview] No.355284 del
Yeah. I don't know why she did it.
I actually saw one, or thought I did when I went in there on Friday. It was covered with toilet paper.
So all I saw was a brownish coloured thing through paper.
Might've been a turd.

NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 08:48:58 [Preview] No.355285 del

NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 08:51:03 [Preview] No.355286 del
I didn't say anything then because I didn't want to embarrass her.
She might think someone might look in the sanitary bin and wanted to hide it better. Teenagers are weird and self conscious.

NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 08:53:04 [Preview] No.355287 del
That is good of you.

NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 08:53:25 [Preview] No.355288 del
You need to feed. That executive can't eat the food we're going to eat.

NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 08:53:51 [Preview] No.355289 del
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cld here NEETs

NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 08:54:30 [Preview] No.355290 del
Yeah but then I forgot until today.

NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 08:55:53 [Preview] No.355291 del
Not real hungry, I was alright when I got home but now got that moody shithead attitude going on. Thinking about a drink in the dark and the rain.

NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 08:56:22 [Preview] No.355292 del
That looks well laid.

NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 08:57:02 [Preview] No.355293 del
Its someone elses turn.

NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 08:57:31 [Preview] No.355294 del
No one else will.
I have to do everything.

NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 08:58:13 [Preview] No.355295 del
I had Chilli Con Carne for dinner. 500g beef mince, one can kidney beans, one can diced tomatoes, one packet Old El Paso chilli mix. All cooked in one bowl in the microwave. Was very good.

NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 09:00:03 [Preview] No.355296 del
You were right to spoiler that.

NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 09:00:48 [Preview] No.355297 del
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Best yet

NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 09:01:42 [Preview] No.355298 del
Do you have some larger pieces?

NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 09:02:21 [Preview] No.355299 del
Have a feed instead.

NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 09:02:42 [Preview] No.355300 del

NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 09:02:57 [Preview] No.355301 del
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>got that moody shithead attitude going on

NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 09:03:12 [Preview] No.355302 del
Well kindled. Well combusted. Well fired.

NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 09:05:09 [Preview] No.355303 del
That won't improve my feelings.

NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 09:06:43 [Preview] No.355304 del
Straight to Mike.

NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 09:12:22 [Preview] No.355305 del
Straight to the Flue

NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 09:22:37 [Preview] No.355306 del
So many normies freaking out about the virus.

I'm sick of this shit, DOTS when?

NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 09:23:19 [Preview] No.355307 del
The milk out the UHT carton sometimes pours in an uncontrollable manner and splashes everywhere.

NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 09:24:20 [Preview] No.355308 del

NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 09:26:01 [Preview] No.355309 del
You are pouring it wrong.

NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 09:27:41 [Preview] No.355310 del
I cannot see how it can be done better.

NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 09:30:25 [Preview] No.355311 del
Ignore the norimie opener, unfold the top and cut the corner.

NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 09:31:34 [Preview] No.355312 del
But then you can't reseal it properly.

NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 09:33:48 [Preview] No.355313 del
Who are the big feet NEETs?

NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 09:34:10 [Preview] No.355314 del
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Going here tomorrow.

NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 09:34:58 [Preview] No.355315 del
Lucky big feet NEETs.

NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 09:35:26 [Preview] No.355316 del
Feel like getting on the standards. Forgot the mong pill this morning.
Heading to the gym instead.

NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 09:35:48 [Preview] No.355317 del
Feeling guilty after picking up some heiny full strengths.

NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 09:37:28 [Preview] No.355318 del
Long walk?

NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 09:38:19 [Preview] No.355319 del
not for big feet NEETs.

NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 09:38:45 [Preview] No.355320 del
I hope that is not you, 10-16 standards neet

NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 09:39:46 [Preview] No.355321 del
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Towel day tomorrow at 6am. Check in if you will.

Cutting corners are we?
But actually this, cut the corner and stab the top (so air can move in easily and no vacuum arose).

NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 09:40:37 [Preview] No.355322 del
Yeah. Things just got to me.

NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 09:41:23 [Preview] No.355323 del
How many days did you get? It was an impressive streak.
Back on the wagon soon.

NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 09:44:53 [Preview] No.355324 del
pour it on its side.

NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 09:45:15 [Preview] No.355325 del
9 days. Broke it on Sunday. Wasn’t a boong sesh or anything.
Only got a six pack tonight. Hope I can stop at 3-4.

NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 09:46:53 [Preview] No.355326 del
I cracked the shits and did a clean. Now Monaro is pissy because she knows I'm just doing to not drink. Now cooking us pasta but made a big deal about taking the trash out and moving the dirty dishes.
Just being a cunt.
Need a goon.

NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 09:48:04 [Preview] No.355327 del
after you have poured it you just fold the top back.
That was how these things were designed, it just turned out to be too hard for normies
Other shit has to line up for you as well, sometimes you might need sedatives to sleep after quitting.

NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 09:48:07 [Preview] No.355328 del
21 days off the darts bros.

NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 09:49:42 [Preview] No.355329 del
You need to treat your Monaro better.

NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 09:49:45 [Preview] No.355330 del

NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 09:50:03 [Preview] No.355331 del
You'll need more to make up for I and Monk.
Heaven's forbid Weber's having a dry day too.

NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 09:50:51 [Preview] No.355332 del
She's spent two days in bed and doesn't even think to put water in the dog's bowl or take out the trash.

NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 09:51:08 [Preview] No.355333 del
You could probably open the container from both sides to let the air in.

NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 09:51:23 [Preview] No.355334 del
I heard you get a gold watch if you make it

NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 09:53:02 [Preview] No.355335 del
She is covered in curry. You have upset her.

NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 09:55:20 [Preview] No.355336 del
Just realised that I walked through the heart of Shitey's old stomping ground as I cut through the Monash uni campus near the res halls when I went for a walk while I waited for my tires to get done. He was a good NEET. I wonder what happened to him. I hope that the Indian lady's husband didn't kill him in a crime of passion.

NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 09:57:38 [Preview] No.355337 del
The Indian Lady looked okay but I wanted to see more Shitey erotic content with that Asian bird.

NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 10:02:17 [Preview] No.355338 del
You don't need to let air in, you just squeeze the sides.
Letting in air makes the milk go bad.
You can conceivably pour out all the milk bit by bit without ever letting air in- like toothpaste.

I learned this in Pajeetistan.

NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 10:11:11 [Preview] No.355339 del
You learned through the needful.

NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 10:15:18 [Preview] No.355340 del
Having one of those moods NEETs

NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 10:17:52 [Preview] No.355341 del
Probably, then cleaned the kitchen and cooked dinner after.

NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 10:19:58 [Preview] No.355342 del
My internet is totally fucked.

NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 10:21:33 [Preview] No.355343 del
I posted that song in a mp4 the other day. Is that the first time you'd heard it?

NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 10:22:04 [Preview] No.355344 del
Telstra needs to do the needful.

NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 10:28:41 [Preview] No.355345 del
I pruned the olive tree about a year ago, this year there are many black olives on it.
I tried one and it tasted like a weird chemical salty flavour.

NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 10:32:32 [Preview] No.355346 del
Do they need to be pickled?

NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 10:33:14 [Preview] No.355347 del
They should at least taste like olives.
They taste like salty batteries.

NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 10:34:59 [Preview] No.355348 del
Has the area ever been treated with chemicals?

NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 10:36:51 [Preview] No.355349 del

NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 10:39:13 [Preview] No.355350 del
you will need to either put them in a brine solution or a vinegar solution, either way it will take some time before you can eat them

NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 10:40:36 [Preview] No.355351 del
Try pickling them and perhaps that might get rid of it. That is what I quickly read online that you need to do.

NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 10:41:39 [Preview] No.355352 del
You can't eat olives fresh.

NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 10:47:58 [Preview] No.355353 del
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I'll eat your olives fresh, Whitey.

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NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 10:55:45 [Preview] No.355355 del
Oh. There you go.
Yeah, okay, I'll try that.

NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 10:56:48 [Preview] No.355356 del
Not quite prime unna, but it'll do.

NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 11:00:13 [Preview] No.355357 del
I find it strange seeing Olive posted here by someone other than me.

NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 11:02:32 [Preview] No.355358 del
There are two olive posters? That is disturbing.

NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 11:06:24 [Preview] No.355359 del
Here is something to fill the void.

NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 11:06:46 [Preview] No.355360 del

NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 11:07:39 [Preview] No.355361 del
Straight to the junk folder.

NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 11:12:06 [Preview] No.355363 del
That's a big girl.

NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 11:12:46 [Preview] No.355364 del
Chest workout complete. I've always felt like bench press doesn't activate the chest as much as it should, I use my arms too much. Need to correct that somehow.
Also feel like I've got another filling coming on, been getting a pain in my tooth the last couple days. Still got a different one that needs filling from maybe a year ago that I haven't gone back for. Can blame my boong lifestyle and lack of financial discipline for that.
Gonna have curry and naan for dins. It's later than I'd hoped.

NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 11:14:42 [Preview] No.355365 del
>Chest workout complete
Well done NEET.

NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 11:18:06 [Preview] No.355366 del
Good work NEET.

NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 11:18:21 [Preview] No.355367 del
Good night NEETs. Sleep tight.

NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 11:19:50 [Preview] No.355368 del
Vegan foodage is yumo

NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 11:20:41 [Preview] No.355369 del
>blame my boong lifestyle
Damage done is usually older than what it seems imo.

NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 11:20:57 [Preview] No.355370 del

NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 11:22:52 [Preview] No.355371 del
Good night.

NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 11:23:20 [Preview] No.355372 del
Durrie free streak is over. Bludged a rollie off this zoomed in drinking with at the wage hotel.

NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 11:25:32 [Preview] No.355373 del
Get straight back on the wagon m8.

NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 11:31:54 [Preview] No.355374 del
Might as well buy a 50g pouch, a 5 pack of tallyhos and a 120 pack of slim filters and a 3 pack of bics.
That fresh baccy smell on the pouch.

NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 11:39:03 [Preview] No.355375 del
good morning
thats what i always have, with milk
and two cigs

NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 11:40:21 [Preview] No.355376 del
Disgraceful advice.

NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 11:45:02 [Preview] No.355377 del
The curry was shit. The chicken chunks were too big and the microwaved garlic naans went cold real fast and were never really soft enough to begin with.
I didn't finish.

I think this puts cruisey at the leader of resisting boongery.

NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 11:45:06 [Preview] No.355378 del
Morning czech m8. I actually start the day with an energy drink and half a dexie. Then when I've woken up enough, I make coffee.

NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 11:47:44 [Preview] No.355379 del
my friend is giving me his excess supply of modafinil
i'll see how that goes

i hope youre atleast drinking white monster

NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 12:28:10 [Preview] No.355380 del
I finally fixed the javascript problem. Only took me 15 minutes with a positive approach. Great victory.

NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 12:29:33 [Preview] No.355381 del
Well done NEET. Must have been very satisfying.

NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 12:32:08 [Preview] No.355382 del
Coincidence I think.
Unless you posted it in FWG
My lag is incredible, I'm only getting 13Mb/ps.

NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 12:33:56 [Preview] No.355383 del
I've been doing both the incline and decline bench, I find those work pretty well.
Morning Czechbro, how's life been treating you lately?

NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 12:40:18 [Preview] No.355384 del
I don't know what that is.

NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 12:55:48 [Preview] No.355385 del
The broscience youtube videos I watch imply that incline and decline bench, that is, targetting your upper and lower chest is a meme and thats more important to try underhand/overhand grip etc to target them.

Very, cheated and looked at someone elses solution to the next problem but I will go about finding out why it works.

NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 13:21:28 [Preview] No.355386 del
Full transparency. I drunk drove to craigs after the six pack of heiny. Full on boong sesh. I’m sorry monk. I wish I could have been a better sober bro

NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 13:26:50 [Preview] No.355387 del
You're excused. I know the exact feeling. At least you made it a decent amount of time.

NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 13:48:51 [Preview] No.355388 del

NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 13:51:12 [Preview] No.355389 del
Good to know that there's at least one other boong. It's too much for me to do so many of monks shifts.

NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 13:53:09 [Preview] No.355390 del
I had a sesh yesterday. Really wanted one today considering I'm chucking a sickie tomorrow.

NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 13:55:27 [Preview] No.355391 del
I am so used to boongs being satirised with that accent that hearing a real one is a bit of a shock.

NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 13:56:00 [Preview] No.355392 del
Boong brothers unite

NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 13:57:42 [Preview] No.355393 del
The full on flubba wabba accent is from sniff, city blacks don't sound like that.

NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 13:59:39 [Preview] No.355394 del
Watched ex machina, thought I had seen it before
whole way through I just kept thinking he should Fuck her

NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 14:01:02 [Preview] No.355395 del
15 steps to the boong throne. It's probably too late to have a choof.

NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 14:05:23 [Preview] No.355396 del
Have one for me too

NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 14:10:21 [Preview] No.355397 del
I like Alex Garland, he's nice

NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 14:18:23 [Preview] No.355398 del
Alex Garlic Bread, he's nice.

NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 14:20:16 [Preview] No.355399 del
I saw Nuro getting Fahrvergnügen in his Lancia once.

NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 14:27:20 [Preview] No.355400 del
NEET party with Mike Lando and Alex Garlic Bread.

NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 15:16:45 [Preview] No.355401 del
fair. i just want to finish my bachelors so i can start making some money.
what about you neet?
the only thing i remember from that movie is that dancing scene with get down saturday night

NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 17:16:50 [Preview] No.355402 del
Maybe it is a meme, maybe it isn't, I find doing both incline and decline to be far more fun than the flat bench though.
Not good mate.
>fair. i just want to finish my bachelors so i can start making some money
That's good to hear, how did your thesis writing go?
>what about you neet?
I'm okay, working on my final assignments for this semester and feeling excited about meeting up with a girl from one of my classes on Sunday, I saw a pretty nice looking blue hardtop NA MX-5 today, how is your MX-5 going?
Had a decent workout at the gym, it was more crowded than usual, I guess people are worried that there will be another lockdown, going to bed now.

NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 17:37:08 [Preview] No.355403 del
not bad, just makes me wanna kill myself. i'm also working on my last class assignments. cant wait to be free.
i am done with higher education for now unless i'll need a master's in the future

mx-5 is fine, i got tires mounted today on my spare set of rims for when i go to a trackday this friday. cant wait to do some hektik skidz cunt
gyms are finally open here but without showers and you need a negative covid test. i'd go but i'm not getting a stick put up my nose every time i want to work out and then not be allowed to take a shower afterwards lol

have a fun date NEET

NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 20:52:39 [Preview] No.355404 del
still alive
coming up on 36 hours in bed

NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 21:05:37 [Preview] No.355405 del
Good Morning Nyets.


NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 21:09:39 [Preview] No.355406 del
what happened?

NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 21:11:27 [Preview] No.355407 del
Morning neets. Let's try and make today a productive day.
Normieball fans BTFO. Excellent. We could use a few less yobbos in this country.

NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 21:13:56 [Preview] No.355408 del
what the fucking shit ?

NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 21:27:52 [Preview] No.355409 del
>the holy mountain

https://youtube.com/watch?v=qmR0vi0ifzE [Embed]

What is this shit? I just wanted a shooty action moofie.

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NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 21:39:24 [Preview] No.355411 del
>What is this shit?
gnostic acid kino

> I just wanted a shooty action moofie.
just watch some spaghetti westerns smoothbrain

NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 21:43:50 [Preview] No.355412 del
you will bend the knee

https://www.Greasy Surrender Monkey Land24.com/en/live-news/20210525-fast-furious-star-cena-apologises-for-calling-taiwan-a-country

NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 21:45:42 [Preview] No.355413 del
(You) rich.

Straight to the lungs!

Good news.


>not be allowed to take a shower afterwards lol
Strange health advice from the authorities.

That sucks

What part?
The tax on green cars is because road tax is added to fuel that those cars do not need.

Would be worth a watch.

Good morning NEETs.

NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 21:46:13 [Preview] No.355414 del
brutal word filtering. i blame the body corporates

NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 21:50:53 [Preview] No.355415 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=_qyw6LC5pnE [Embed]

UwU this looks like a good moofie.

NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 21:55:27 [Preview] No.355416 del
I got vaccinated on Monday.
It probably didn't help that I didn't disclose to them I'd been sick the week before.
I got out of bed and put some clothes on. Having a mondster.

NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 21:59:45 [Preview] No.355418 del
just wait until your second dose

NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 21:59:57 [Preview] No.355419 del

NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 22:00:41 [Preview] No.355420 del
although if the clotting issue appears, I won't be having the second dose

NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 22:06:19 [Preview] No.355422 del
True. If your dead you wont need the second dose. Do you still think its a good idea?

NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 22:06:32 [Preview] No.355423 del
Straight into the junk folder.

NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 22:09:35 [Preview] No.355424 del
>Do you still think its a good idea?
I just want it all over with. If it means I don't have to worry about bat aids, and no longer have my movements restricted, then that's a good thing.

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NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 22:23:59 [Preview] No.355429 del
Not much chop for a sri lankan.

NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 22:29:48 [Preview] No.355430 del
Looks like worst A has closed their butthole to Victoria. Keen to see any new case numbers today

NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 22:34:57 [Preview] No.355431 del
Those state of emergency powers in Victoria end on the 4th.

NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 22:37:13 [Preview] No.355432 del
Perhaps a reason to extend them?

NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 22:38:14 [Preview] No.355433 del
Yes. I am sure this outbreak was totally a coincidence.

NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 22:45:37 [Preview] No.355434 del
Dan will do anything to avoid being pushed down the stairs again.

NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 22:51:37 [Preview] No.355435 del
Nice music on, a black instant, and some buttered croissants as I jump into the morning emails.
Wank from home is divine.

NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 22:52:05 [Preview] No.355436 del
Got to werk. No on there.Found out bossman is in Hospital.


NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 22:55:24 [Preview] No.355437 del
Doesn't that mean you have to do everything today?

NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 22:55:49 [Preview] No.355438 del
I wish I could give you a luke warm flannel and make you cups of soup.

NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 22:56:29 [Preview] No.355439 del
>less yobbos
Fuck off mate.

NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 22:59:52 [Preview] No.355440 del
It's Nurocore
There's a cool scene with some lizards and toads.

NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 23:00:50 [Preview] No.355441 del
That would be nice. You have to remove the noodles from the chicken noodle soup as I don't like those.

NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 23:00:54 [Preview] No.355442 del
I knew you'd be into that shit.
It is probably the best in that field.

NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 23:01:43 [Preview] No.355443 del
>worth a watch.
My movie taste is impeccable.
Start with Annie Hall.

NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 23:02:41 [Preview] No.355445 del
Most modern movies are fucking terrible.
The characters are one dimensional and have conditioned us to think that people are so simple.

NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 23:03:47 [Preview] No.355446 del
He'll probably come back telling us that he gave all his guns away, traded the vette for a prius and has started learning how to speak punjabi.

NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 23:05:58 [Preview] No.355447 del

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NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 23:06:11 [Preview] No.355449 del

NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 23:07:03 [Preview] No.355450 del
It's character building.

NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 23:07:05 [Preview] No.355451 del
I've ordered two wheelchairs and put a shift on.
Not even at work.
I should start doing the wank from home, doesn't even feel like I have done anything.

NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 23:08:19 [Preview] No.355452 del
It would be chicken, ginseng, garlic, ginger and lemon soup. With extra salt.

NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 23:09:39 [Preview] No.355453 del
Also drove the Lancia to work today. It was hard to start in the cold, could barely see through the sun lighting up the droplets on rear windscreen and spent 20 minutes in standstill traffic waiting to enter the motorway when its a 12 minute ride on the eeb.

Fuck now i remember why i ride. Wagie wagie in his cagie.....

NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 23:10:41 [Preview] No.355454 del
North Terrace, BEST A.

NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 23:15:30 [Preview] No.355455 del
imagine dying on a scooter


NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 23:21:13 [Preview] No.355456 del
Off on my walk around. I smoked teh weed last night and I got teh tax so I'm not driving to the mountain, instead I'll walk to a nearby vantage point.

NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 23:22:26 [Preview] No.355458 del
At least yu look cool sitting in a traffic jam.

NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 23:23:14 [Preview] No.355459 del
He was probably saying "please don't stall" over and over.

NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 23:25:52 [Preview] No.355460 del
Vandalize the nature reserve.

NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 23:28:04 [Preview] No.355462 del
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one less human scum

NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 23:28:52 [Preview] No.355463 del
why does it have silver rims in one picture and white rims in another?

NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 23:29:52 [Preview] No.355464 del
Whats wrong with your bossman?

NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 23:32:07 [Preview] No.355465 del

i just had my carbs rebuilt and tuned fuckwit its running seweet

NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 23:32:22 [Preview] No.355466 del
>why? it's got a carburetorred pushrod 4.9l v8, solid rear axel and probably drum brakes on the rear as well.
even the Opel Senator it was based on had an 24valve DOHC Fuel injected motor. Out of date when new.

NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 23:33:03 [Preview] No.355467 del
both lines should be green

NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 23:34:20 [Preview] No.355468 del
nuro rode rented a scooter last time he was in brisbane

he had an operation to put a new rod in his leg last week, was back at work monday and tuesday and pushed it too hard too soon

NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 23:35:34 [Preview] No.355469 del
>pushed it too hard too soon
what a numpty

NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 23:37:02 [Preview] No.355470 del

NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 23:45:47 [Preview] No.355471 del
you heard me, questioning my cars performance is one thing, missing the catch up where i posted the fucking carb teardown and the jets is another

NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 23:48:02 [Preview] No.355472 del
I didn't miss the update. I googled the purple shirt man.

NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 23:49:33 [Preview] No.355473 del
Man's dominion.

NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 23:50:18 [Preview] No.355474 del
5 more cases
My anus is ready

NEET 05/25/2021 (Tue) 23:52:36 [Preview] No.355475 del
coach gets suspended for saying she weighs 300lbs (136kg). Turns out she "only" weighs 245lbs (105kg) same as nuro
fucking disgusting ape

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NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 00:25:46 [Preview] No.355478 del
But why?

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 00:27:51 [Preview] No.355479 del
Wipe it!

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 00:28:11 [Preview] No.355480 del
drugs probably
some of the suburbs down south have a similar demographic to lizbef

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 00:32:18 [Preview] No.355481 del
George Floyd has been sober for 365 days.

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 00:32:22 [Preview] No.355482 del
Hallet Cove is worse than Lizbef Souf

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 00:32:41 [Preview] No.355484 del
take a knee

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 00:33:40 [Preview] No.355485 del
Can't lose what you never had.

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 00:34:49 [Preview] No.355486 del
Inspiration. Takes my breath away.

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 00:35:30 [Preview] No.355487 del
I think it's important to remember that the moon loves us all equally.

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 00:40:07 [Preview] No.355490 del
23 active covid cases in victoria today, 6.6 million to go.

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 00:41:08 [Preview] No.355491 del
Sir has to wank somehow. Sir using Reddit is the next Google for bobs and vagene.

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 01:06:13 [Preview] No.355492 del
Waiting to get in for the ultrasound and xray. The clerks at bensons seem like bitches.

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 01:07:22 [Preview] No.355493 del
You should leave them a bad review.

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 01:09:16 [Preview] No.355494 del
going to try eating something

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 01:17:44 [Preview] No.355495 del
I won't be able to go back.
The actual radiologist and the bloke training with her nice.
Now need to wait for the ultrasound.
I hope my nipples don't get hard from the cold gel.

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 01:18:45 [Preview] No.355496 del
Have something easy to digest.

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 01:19:14 [Preview] No.355497 del
Small meal?

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 01:19:35 [Preview] No.355498 del
>don't get hard from the cold gel.

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 01:20:18 [Preview] No.355499 del
Beans and rice.
He should go get a Zambies burito, that seems easy.

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 01:20:24 [Preview] No.355500 del
Another case and plenty more exposure sites. It’s happening.

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 01:21:17 [Preview] No.355501 del

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 01:22:01 [Preview] No.355502 del
If you don't look at the news, it's not real.

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 01:49:19 [Preview] No.355503 del
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NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 01:58:46 [Preview] No.355504 del
Sexy Viet X-ray girl kept putting my hand on her lap.

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 01:59:17 [Preview] No.355505 del
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NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 01:59:44 [Preview] No.355506 del
did you rub her crease?

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 02:00:06 [Preview] No.355507 del
Just look for the heavy set swingers.

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 02:02:01 [Preview] No.355508 del
Once with my thumb. I was trying to focus on the screen so I didn't crack a fat.
Getting a steak sanga with the lot.

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 02:03:49 [Preview] No.355509 del
I got a large double whopper meal and six nuggers. I couldn't eat the chips.

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 02:05:41 [Preview] No.355510 del
Big White Canine

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 02:10:02 [Preview] No.355511 del
Invite him inside for some Garlic bread.

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 02:10:18 [Preview] No.355512 del

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 02:10:45 [Preview] No.355513 del
Still a medium to large meal. Good start.

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 02:13:33 [Preview] No.355514 del
After being crook, that'll hurt when digesting.

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 02:15:05 [Preview] No.355515 del
We'll see.
The sugary coke was the best part of the meal.

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 02:16:45 [Preview] No.355516 del
>Kellogg’s new LGBTQ cereal wants to fill your mouth
Is it just me, or do they look like anuses?

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 02:19:14 [Preview] No.355517 del
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This is my sandwich.
Wasn't bad, meat and egg were slightly overdone but sated good.
They also don't cut it.

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 02:21:54 [Preview] No.355518 del

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 02:22:41 [Preview] No.355519 del
There's something wrong with your anus.

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 02:23:18 [Preview] No.355520 del
The original sentence still made sense.

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 02:28:25 [Preview] No.355521 del
Good should've been 'well'.

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 02:30:24 [Preview] No.355522 del
Gape together.

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 02:31:15 [Preview] No.355523 del
Is that a single slice of bread?
Looks flavoursome.

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 02:37:57 [Preview] No.355524 del
so apparently two fucks in my division were in melbourne and are now being tested for bat aids

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 02:38:46 [Preview] No.355525 del
There's a slice on the bottom as well.

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 02:39:20 [Preview] No.355526 del
Send them a best wishes message.

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 02:39:44 [Preview] No.355527 del
thoughts and prayers

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 02:40:14 [Preview] No.355528 del
Avin' a whiskey.

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 02:47:58 [Preview] No.355529 del
Ah, I didn't notice that because the flavours were blending into it.

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 02:48:48 [Preview] No.355530 del
Straight or mixed?

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 02:58:09 [Preview] No.355531 del
Good sang
With ginger beer.

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 03:01:22 [Preview] No.355532 del
I think I need a poo

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 03:02:13 [Preview] No.355533 del
I wish I could reply to everything irl in a haiku

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 03:02:39 [Preview] No.355534 del
Finally some action on the NEETboard.

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 03:04:20 [Preview] No.355535 del
What's 8chan/kun website name?
On wikipedia it doesn't have it.
The other link was a story about it.

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 03:04:36 [Preview] No.355536 del
is it .net?

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 03:04:44 [Preview] No.355537 del
It feels like a thickshake with chunks.

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 03:05:22 [Preview] No.355538 del
dot top

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 03:05:43 [Preview] No.355539 del

Why cant they all just go to the 8kun board?

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 03:06:16 [Preview] No.355540 del
What the fuck?
Why would I remember that.
That's a bad choice.

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 03:06:56 [Preview] No.355541 del
A better question is why you feel the need to go there at all.

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 03:07:42 [Preview] No.355542 del
I am up after noon again. Too embarrassed to catch up.

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 03:08:51 [Preview] No.355543 del
Good afternoon NEET.

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 03:10:36 [Preview] No.355544 del
Absolutely smashing the wage today. Have been on the VPN the whole time and not distracted by my internet pisshead buddies. Hoarding has begun at my local coles.

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 03:11:28 [Preview] No.355545 del
We ain’t your buddies, pal.

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 03:12:40 [Preview] No.355546 del
>not distracted by my internet pisshead buddies

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 03:12:44 [Preview] No.355547 del

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 03:16:50 [Preview] No.355548 del
Another interesting one.

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 03:18:51 [Preview] No.355549 del
Listen, mate.

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 03:20:55 [Preview] No.355550 del
Farting crackling across the horizon.

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 03:22:23 [Preview] No.355551 del
>Annie Hall

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 03:23:24 [Preview] No.355552 del
>a divorced body corporateish comedian
Is it decent though?

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 03:26:27 [Preview] No.355553 del

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 03:28:17 [Preview] No.355554 del
quints and weber dies

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 03:29:05 [Preview] No.355556 del
we all get gfs

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 03:29:26 [Preview] No.355557 del

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 03:35:08 [Preview] No.355558 del
You don't need the full power of quints for that m8

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 03:42:38 [Preview] No.355559 del
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I an He, whom they refer as Him.

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 03:52:23 [Preview] No.355560 del
You are mong, poster of dead links.

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 04:06:30 [Preview] No.355562 del

I like this get.

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 04:07:54 [Preview] No.355563 del
I have reasons.

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 04:08:44 [Preview] No.355564 del
It's fantastic.
Woody Allen is honestly a fucking genius.

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 04:09:38 [Preview] No.355565 del

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 04:09:38 [Preview] No.355566 del
I thought we didn't tolerate paedos?

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 04:11:43 [Preview] No.355567 del
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That's weird.

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 04:12:06 [Preview] No.355568 del
I'm not talking about him, just his art.

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 04:15:04 [Preview] No.355570 del
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>Woody Allen is honestly a fucking genius.

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 04:23:22 [Preview] No.355571 del
We need a line of NEET clothing with all our memes printed on it. We could have undies that instead of saying "Bonds" or "Tradie" on the waistband could say "cumdies".

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 04:38:15 [Preview] No.355572 del
It's difficult to deny.

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 04:39:20 [Preview] No.355573 del
I am denying it.

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 04:40:36 [Preview] No.355575 del
You can't deny it.

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 04:40:57 [Preview] No.355576 del
>Him denying anything

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 04:42:09 [Preview] No.355577 del
What a shirt.

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 04:42:27 [Preview] No.355578 del

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 04:42:32 [Preview] No.355579 del
That would be nice.

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 04:43:18 [Preview] No.355580 del

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 04:44:38 [Preview] No.355581 del
What are you doing?

https://youtube.com/watch?v=zmJt4KT0log [Embed]

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 04:47:38 [Preview] No.355582 del
What are you doing?

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 04:52:10 [Preview] No.355583 del
Just had a bath.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=9P2qJBfx2S4 [Embed]

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 04:52:54 [Preview] No.355584 del
I hope you haven't been having inappropriate thoughts about that Viet Nurse.

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 04:54:28 [Preview] No.355585 del
She was a sonographer.

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 04:56:53 [Preview] No.355586 del
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NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 04:59:23 [Preview] No.355587 del
I bet she would make a good pork roll.

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 05:02:08 [Preview] No.355588 del
Probably has a jar of carrot slices in vinegar that she fills back up each week.

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 05:05:48 [Preview] No.355589 del
I need to start making myself planners.

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 05:11:01 [Preview] No.355590 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=JHQ8UAjoVVc [Embed]

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 05:16:19 [Preview] No.355591 del
Looks legit.

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 05:16:39 [Preview] No.355592 del
Weekly planners?

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 05:19:24 [Preview] No.355593 del
They paid me sick leave for the two days I was off without a sick cert and I somehow now did overtime.

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 05:21:39 [Preview] No.355594 del
I think monthly.
Weekly is too small and realistically, at most I could achieve one start of a task.
Like 'make call to get new tyres'.
I need to work out what I need to do.

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 05:24:12 [Preview] No.355595 del
Monk is famous for making lists of things he needs to do. and then he never does anything.

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 05:24:42 [Preview] No.355596 del
Think what you could achieve if you actually went to work and did something.

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 05:28:01 [Preview] No.355597 del
>shut Australians out
>allow foreign students
>close down businesses
>allow sporting events
>ANZAC day behind chain link fences
>BLM permitted

Democracy was a mistake, the prolles are too stupid to govern themselves and too stupid to pick a leader- we end up with a good liar

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 05:28:34 [Preview] No.355598 del
I haven't been to work since the 12th and only put in two sick leave days.

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 05:34:23 [Preview] No.355599 del
He also does the exact opposite of any advice he is given.

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 05:38:05 [Preview] No.355600 del
I use my phone calendar for month to month planning and reminders on the phone (i.e. next day, day after) for short-term reminders. You can dictate most of them on Google:
>Set reminder for Do the Needful at 5:00pm today

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 05:39:42 [Preview] No.355601 del
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Haul from bunnings.

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 05:40:57 [Preview] No.355602 del
Well screwed.

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 05:42:52 [Preview] No.355603 del
Scatter the leftovers on the road in front of neighbours you don't like.

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 05:43:10 [Preview] No.355604 del
Nice they come in a plastic container. I do not like it when they cardboard for that quantity.

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 05:44:35 [Preview] No.355605 del
"8 to 10 gauge", why not just call it 9 and be done with it

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 05:49:02 [Preview] No.355606 del
I have now includes work 0730-1630 and sleep 2300-0600.
Took me half an hour now watching youtube.

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 05:49:46 [Preview] No.355607 del
Might risk a longneck of stout.

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 05:50:07 [Preview] No.355608 del
I downloaded one, then found the google one.
That's what I'm using

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 05:50:38 [Preview] No.355609 del
That might be a bit too heavy on your gut.

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 05:52:47 [Preview] No.355610 del
A 60 piece 1kg pack of mini spring rolls has been opened.

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 05:53:27 [Preview] No.355611 del
>That's what I'm using
I have my phone on silent because I don't like when it goes off with the sound but the vibration are enough on my desk to alert me to events. I have a daily task to feed the dogs that works pretty well.

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 05:53:36 [Preview] No.355612 del
Count them

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 05:53:56 [Preview] No.355613 del
How many days will it take to consume it all?

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 05:54:07 [Preview] No.355614 del
I want to be a woodworking, mushroom farming, gardening, exercising and socialising type of person, with a calendar.

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 05:54:19 [Preview] No.355615 del
6 pieces will be the correct portion size.

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 05:55:17 [Preview] No.355616 del
Every dog we ever owned became quite vocal about their breakfast and dinner time.

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 05:55:52 [Preview] No.355617 del
You can do it. I believe in you.

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 05:58:45 [Preview] No.355618 del
>feed the dog
I should add that one.
I trust the Ho Mi Yum Cha company.
I also want to add pickling and home renovationalist.
Mine scratches the door of the cupboard where the dry food is.
Thank you.

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 05:59:53 [Preview] No.355619 del
>I trust the Ho Mi Yum Cha company.
They're your homies?

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 06:00:26 [Preview] No.355620 del

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 06:00:59 [Preview] No.355621 del
fire up the air fryer

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 06:01:25 [Preview] No.355622 del
bloody white reno nationalists

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 06:01:34 [Preview] No.355623 del
I lose track of time often in the afternoon. Having that reminder works well.

Feed = Power.

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 06:04:23 [Preview] No.355624 del
Dey ma dim sims

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 06:05:30 [Preview] No.355626 del
180. 15 mins

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 06:05:49 [Preview] No.355627 del
Perhaps it is (You) that has outgrown the characters in modern moofies.

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 06:05:54 [Preview] No.355628 del
opened that stout

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 06:06:38 [Preview] No.355629 del
How do air fryers deal with food touching each other? In a real fryer everything is bobbing about, and in an oven you separate everything so it doesn't steam.

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 06:08:03 [Preview] No.355630 del
I shake everything around every 5-10 mins.

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 06:09:32 [Preview] No.355631 del
I am a master of the air fryer shake. I am at pro chef levels.

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 06:09:43 [Preview] No.355632 del
Like stop it cooking and take the basket out, or just pick the whole unit up and shake it?

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 06:10:58 [Preview] No.355633 del
Air fryers are the Woody Allen of the kitchen appliances world.

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 06:11:50 [Preview] No.355634 del
Harsh and untrue.

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 06:13:12 [Preview] No.355635 del
What if I meant kitchen genius? I didn't.

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 06:13:29 [Preview] No.355636 del
The first serve of 14 spring rolls is being accompanied by a small bowl of sweet chili sauce and mayo Un mixed and freshly cracked black pepper.

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 06:14:12 [Preview] No.355637 del
Pull the tray out and wiggle it a bit.

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 06:14:49 [Preview] No.355638 del
I doubt he would be that cheap.

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 06:15:24 [Preview] No.355639 del
You should use the shaking opportunity to shake those buns

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 06:15:56 [Preview] No.355640 del
Sounds nice. I'm not sure about the pepper though.

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 06:16:01 [Preview] No.355641 del

Please keep me updated as it progresses.

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 06:16:29 [Preview] No.355642 del
60/14 is an unappealing divisor.

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 06:16:52 [Preview] No.355643 del
A joke doesn't need a spoilered remark explaining the punchline. If you had watched his movies you might've known that.

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 06:17:55 [Preview] No.355644 del
14 is what the airfryer could fit flat.

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 06:18:27 [Preview] No.355645 del

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 06:18:54 [Preview] No.355646 del
Your an unappealing divisor.

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 06:19:00 [Preview] No.355647 del
Calm down, Possum. You are taking this very personally for some reason.

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 06:19:47 [Preview] No.355648 del
You will be left with .28 of a spring roll.

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 06:20:20 [Preview] No.355649 del
Howdy NEEToes, hows it going?

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 06:21:07 [Preview] No.355650 del
You need to buy a bigger air fryer. My 8L Aldi one is so big I couldn't find a cupboard to fit it in.

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 06:22:07 [Preview] No.355651 del
Hello Shire!
Spergo has a date, Weber nearly died, Possum is defending Woody Allen again, and Cruisey touched a vietnamese girl's vagina.

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 06:22:20 [Preview] No.355652 del
He he gets quite defensive when we discuss Woody. >>355576

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 06:23:06 [Preview] No.355653 del
Not bad. How's it going with you?

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 06:23:36 [Preview] No.355654 del
You wouldn't airfry a cupboard.

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 06:23:46 [Preview] No.355655 del
Art was made to be critiqued and criticised.

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 06:24:03 [Preview] No.355656 del
Trade grade material all comes with specs.
If you buy some cheap piece of shit and it gives you an exact spec- they are bullshitting you because they think it doesn't matter and you won't check.

Everything you build has compounding error.
If they just said "9 gague" for every thousands screws they sold 30 would come back that were either closer to 8 or closer to 10.
Not all builders are fuck ups.

kek, this.
I usually make a sauce with red vinegar, soy and garlic slices.

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 06:24:03 [Preview] No.355657 del
Excellent, sounds like business as usual.

I'm doing good.

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 06:24:27 [Preview] No.355658 del
Spoilered remark.

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 06:24:33 [Preview] No.355659 del
If you're using it every day, it should just stay on the bench or table?

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 06:25:23 [Preview] No.355660 del
Hello Shire.

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 06:25:44 [Preview] No.355661 del
Now for 100gm of rice crackers.

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 06:26:20 [Preview] No.355662 del
Among other things.

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 06:26:48 [Preview] No.355663 del
You knocked her up yet?

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 06:27:03 [Preview] No.355664 del
good post

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 06:27:09 [Preview] No.355665 del
We wont get into those debased behaviours.

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 06:27:57 [Preview] No.355666 del
>just stay on the bench or table?
I don't leave unsightly appliances out on my pristine benchtops. What sort of joint do you think I'm running here?

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 06:28:22 [Preview] No.355667 del

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 06:28:23 [Preview] No.355668 del

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 06:28:50 [Preview] No.355669 del
>Not all builders are fuck ups.
No, although I've yet to see one drill pilot holes before placing screws.

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 06:30:07 [Preview] No.355670 del
Shire do you think my regular mechanic will program a new remote for my car? Or will I have to go to some specialist electronics expert one? I bought the new blank remote but programming it requires finding some switch under the steering wheel behind the fuse box.

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 06:30:46 [Preview] No.355671 del
>rice crackers
What flavour? I tried seaweed ones once, even the dog wouldn't eat them.

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 06:32:25 [Preview] No.355672 del
Your mechanic should be able to figure it out.

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 06:34:14 [Preview] No.355673 del
Good afternoon NEET.

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 06:37:26 [Preview] No.355674 del
I accidentally wore my dressing gown when I went out in the backyard just now. The neighbour woman saw me. I wear the gown all day inside during the colder months but I usually remember to take it off when I go outside. Very embarrassing.

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 06:40:05 [Preview] No.355675 del
Nothing to be embarrassed about, unless it is pink or something.

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 06:42:05 [Preview] No.355676 del
1) Locate switch under dash, behind fuse box;
2) Turn ignition switch on, but don't start engine;
3) Wait 5 seconds, set memory switch to SET position;
4) Press remote LOCK button; press second remote transmitter LOCK button;
5) Set memory switch to OFF;
6) Switch ignition OFF.
7) Confirm programming by locking and unlocking vehicle.

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 06:43:32 [Preview] No.355677 del
It sounds pretty straight forward.

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 06:44:17 [Preview] No.355678 del
Should be.
Remember these things are designed to be done by drones on an assembly line.

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 06:47:22 [Preview] No.355679 del
Pink and fluffy hmmmmmmm

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 06:50:02 [Preview] No.355680 del
>50 mm
too long for non structural
too short for structural

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 06:53:17 [Preview] No.355681 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=U-1zZMDaNSM [Embed]

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 06:57:05 [Preview] No.355682 del
one NEET ended up on google streetview in his dressing gown during the day because he came outside to se why the fuck a taxi was driving down a one way street.

Fuck google

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 06:58:32 [Preview] No.355683 del
I tried to do it myself but having to unscrew and move the fuse box intimidated me.

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 06:59:26 [Preview] No.355684 del
>Fuck google
The husband of somebody I used to work with was contracted to drive one of the streetview cars and rolled it.
Google did everything they could to try and avoid paying his medical expenses.

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 07:01:52 [Preview] No.355685 del
Sour cream and chives.

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 07:04:28 [Preview] No.355686 del
Chicken and Barbecue are the best.

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 07:04:34 [Preview] No.355687 del
That's fair enough. They're not something you want to go dicking around with normally.

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 07:09:59 [Preview] No.355688 del
Wage complete. The guy that was meant to come and fix the metal join thing where the carpet meals the kitchen lino didn't even show up.
This might have been one of my most productive wage days ever. A responsible amount of black instants, a good sleep and no hangover. Closed 20 tickets.

You can do it. Clean living awaits.

they're still helpful

thinking about standards

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 07:11:03 [Preview] No.355689 del
Did they end up getting paid out?

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 07:12:31 [Preview] No.355690 del
I think so, but it was a long process. Stupid, considering he was on the route they gave him and considering all of the telemetry recording in the vehicle.

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 07:13:40 [Preview] No.355691 del
That's gay american tier thinking.
If I choke on a chicken bone at work is that works' fault?

If a builder is using a circular saw and is injured, the risk is inherent to the job- work pays.
But if he's not using the tool correctly that risk taking isn't inherent to the job.

If he couldn't drive propperly or used an unsafe vehicle how is that google's fault?
They don't expect people to drive like it's F1

I hate google, but that doesn't excuse body corporate tier littigation

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 07:14:27 [Preview] No.355692 del
>This might have been one of my most productive wage days ever
Well done m8.

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 07:17:27 [Preview] No.355693 del
Whos turn is it on the boong cycle tonight?

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 07:18:39 [Preview] No.355694 del
They provided the vehicle.

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 07:19:03 [Preview] No.355695 del
No-one. The boong cycle is over, we are all getting clean and sober.

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 07:20:22 [Preview] No.355696 del

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 07:21:00 [Preview] No.355697 del

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 07:21:07 [Preview] No.355698 del
Hi Nuro.

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 07:21:13 [Preview] No.355699 del

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 07:22:47 [Preview] No.355700 del
I think those forks are at the wrong angle. You might have installed them backwards.

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 07:23:48 [Preview] No.355701 del
Nuro is based and mysterious.

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 07:26:12 [Preview] No.355702 del
Tonight's lunar event is going to supercharge Nuro's sexual energy. Watch out.

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 07:26:42 [Preview] No.355703 del
I hope he doesn't attack any beach children.

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 07:50:10 [Preview] No.355704 del

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 07:52:41 [Preview] No.355705 del
Another night on the chockie yoghurt

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 07:54:53 [Preview] No.355706 del
How many will be consumed and how big are they?

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 07:55:31 [Preview] No.355707 del
Wholesome and comfy.

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 07:56:05 [Preview] No.355708 del
So a fucking south australian poo person has pozzed us up again
Indians ruin everything

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 08:01:06 [Preview] No.355709 del
Our incompetent government is to blame. They have had over a year to put proper quarantine in place.

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 08:01:40 [Preview] No.355710 del
Only 1. It was one of those kids ones where you tip the chocolate bits into the chocolate yoghurt. It's my pre-workout meal, thats my excuse.

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 08:03:29 [Preview] No.355712 del
I fucking loved those.

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 08:06:28 [Preview] No.355713 del
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NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 08:07:11 [Preview] No.355714 del
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If the Premier of Victoria was to, say, hypothetically, die, and only an Acting Premier had been appointed, the State runs the risk of its constitutional machinery grinding to a halt if no one is formally appointed Premier and a situation requiring dissolution arises.

Now if, hypothetically, the Premier died, and for some reason Cabinet was not acknowledging it and no Premier was appointed, and such a situation arose, it is unlikely but not unlawful that the Queen might physically enter Victoria and exercise her various powers as necessary.

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 08:07:33 [Preview] No.355715 del
Wanting to do the needful
>When the pilot finally woke, he had overshot Redcliffe by about 111 km and flown over the ocean.
>He tried to insist on flying to Redcliffe but they instructed he land at Gold Coast Airport, and his grogginess gradually improved on approach to land.
>The plane touched down safely - more than five hours after takeoff.
I wonder how much fuel he had left and if he could have done the needful to Redcliffe.

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 08:08:32 [Preview] No.355716 del
>the Queen
Could her representative do so?

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 08:10:16 [Preview] No.355717 del
Why did you bother writing all that shit out?

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 08:12:05 [Preview] No.355718 del
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> that the Queen might physically enter Victoria and exercise her various powers as necessary
And she would do a great job, with a little bit of help.

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 08:15:25 [Preview] No.355719 del
Now onto the buttered croissants

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 08:16:29 [Preview] No.355721 del

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 08:18:10 [Preview] No.355722 del
I'll be in bed.

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 08:18:35 [Preview] No.355723 del
An interesting dwelling. I don't think I would enjoy living there. Too much going on visually.

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 08:20:45 [Preview] No.355724 del
If we covered it in dirt we could turn it into a hobbit burrow commune

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 08:22:54 [Preview] No.355725 del
No, the commune must have separate huts for each NEET. There must be a buffer.

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 08:23:15 [Preview] No.355726 del
Not mine. I had a midday run.

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 08:24:45 [Preview] No.355727 del
communal shower and toilet though, right?

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 08:24:51 [Preview] No.355728 del
Thank you.

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 08:27:20 [Preview] No.355729 del
Of course.

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 08:27:38 [Preview] No.355730 del
communal wanks

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 08:29:11 [Preview] No.355731 del
Of course

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 08:31:00 [Preview] No.355732 del
I am already there.

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 08:31:11 [Preview] No.355733 del
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NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 08:31:27 [Preview] No.355734 del
For the smell?

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 08:32:50 [Preview] No.355735 del
That is one reason, yes.

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 08:34:07 [Preview] No.355736 del
Let me sniff your buffer.

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 08:35:34 [Preview] No.355737 del
>tfw I don't want other neets sniffing my buffer

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 08:37:08 [Preview] No.355738 del
home. showered. flavoutowned. watching the news.

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 08:41:38 [Preview] No.355739 del
Either someone has just moved in, or I never noticed the lights due to the leaves on the trees, but theres an apartment / unit block across the street that I can see into from my place. Saw a woman doing the dishes earlier today.
My first thought was to buy some binoculars and do some people watching, my second thought was that they might have been watching me wank for ages.

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 08:42:30 [Preview] No.355740 del
Transitioned to bed

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 08:43:38 [Preview] No.355741 del
>they might have been watching me wank for ages
We've all been doing that m8

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 08:44:20 [Preview] No.355742 del
Are you naked?

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 08:44:58 [Preview] No.355743 del
The snorkel checked your colon health at least once too.

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 08:46:13 [Preview] No.355744 del
I have a tshirt on. Those shorts are unsalvagable.

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 08:47:39 [Preview] No.355745 del
We need to send Cruisey a get well soon package. Lots of choof, a slab of emus and some few packs of forte

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 08:48:14 [Preview] No.355746 del
That sounds like the opposite of wellness.

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 08:49:52 [Preview] No.355747 del
Constitution sperg right here.

Listen to parlimentary radio much?

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 08:57:31 [Preview] No.355748 del
Thinking of getting labiaplasty

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 08:59:57 [Preview] No.355749 del
You would look good down there, not going to lie.

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 09:01:21 [Preview] No.355750 del

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 09:01:35 [Preview] No.355751 del
He already touched a vietnamese girl’s vagina. What more does he need?

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 09:02:21 [Preview] No.355752 del
(You) never know with (You)

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 09:03:37 [Preview] No.355753 del
I’m treating this a three (3) (you)’s.

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 09:04:54 [Preview] No.355754 del

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 09:07:43 [Preview] No.355755 del
depends if you are teh intended recipiient

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 09:08:30 [Preview] No.355756 del
Why does Tiffin replace the letter z with x?

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 09:11:54 [Preview] No.355757 del
He could be a (You) body corporate.

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 09:15:57 [Preview] No.355758 del
Is he one of the 16chan fantasists?

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 09:17:42 [Preview] No.355759 del

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 09:20:32 [Preview] No.355760 del
Does he still play the bugle at the honda civic club?

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 09:24:04 [Preview] No.355761 del
No he has moved away.

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 09:25:25 [Preview] No.355762 del
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NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 09:28:11 [Preview] No.355763 del
My arm hurts

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 09:31:39 [Preview] No.355764 del
It looks fine.

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 09:33:05 [Preview] No.355765 del
I don’t get it

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 09:34:11 [Preview] No.355767 del
There is a red spot, I hope my arm doesn't fall off overnight

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 09:35:30 [Preview] No.355768 del
I just realised I still have the cotton ball taped to my arm from Monday’s injection

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 09:35:49 [Preview] No.355769 del
How did they describe the image with what key terms?

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 09:37:05 [Preview] No.355770 del
The yoghurt and croissants have make me a bit lethargic. On the upside I made good progress in organising my backup of old files and photos and shit, almost done.

Now to find some energy to gar the gym. Deadlifts, barbell rows, lat pulldowns and vertical rows await.

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 09:38:56 [Preview] No.355772 del
of course you wouldnt fatty

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 09:39:04 [Preview] No.355773 del
This is a very good idea.

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 09:39:14 [Preview] No.355774 del
i dont get it

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 09:39:40 [Preview] No.355775 del
Get to the gym big boy. We are all rooting for you. You're going to make it.

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 09:40:14 [Preview] No.355776 del
You weigh the same as that ape basketball player in the news

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 09:40:22 [Preview] No.355777 del
And I still have the little round bandaid on my arm from Mondays flu shot, still if my arm does fall off I won't have to worry about pulling the bandaid off.

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 09:41:29 [Preview] No.355778 del
Need a tally of standards consumed tonight by NEETs posting right now.

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 09:41:37 [Preview] No.355779 del
Been afraid to go to the gym ever since this newest outbreak

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 09:41:45 [Preview] No.355780 del
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NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 09:42:37 [Preview] No.355781 del

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 09:43:32 [Preview] No.355782 del
If you've been drinking and can still count, you need to keep on drinking.

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 09:43:49 [Preview] No.355783 del
4.8 and counting

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 09:45:25 [Preview] No.355784 del
Remember when professional footy players would have a tinnie and a dart at quarter time?

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 09:46:04 [Preview] No.355785 del
Their flat fee structure is madness. $50 for 200kb image.

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 09:52:11 [Preview] No.355786 del
negaitve eight

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 09:52:55 [Preview] No.355787 del
didnt you hear me ?? i called you a fucking nigger

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 09:53:36 [Preview] No.355788 del
Without being sugared up all the time I have no real ambition. It's terrible.

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 09:53:55 [Preview] No.355789 del

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 09:54:38 [Preview] No.355790 del
Maybe if you go long enough without any sugar your system will reset itself and your ambition will come back.

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 09:57:07 [Preview] No.355791 del
Or maybe not. What are neets favorie sugary snacks?

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 09:57:44 [Preview] No.355792 del
The sky has cleared.

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 09:59:16 [Preview] No.355793 del
Can you see the moon?

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 09:59:26 [Preview] No.355794 del
Incline walking on the treadmill

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 10:00:27 [Preview] No.355795 del
Cheeks clapping?

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 10:03:56 [Preview] No.355796 del
Balls chafing
Deadlift time

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 10:08:43 [Preview] No.355797 del
Good luck.

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 10:09:57 [Preview] No.355798 del
Yes, there is zero cloud cover

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 10:11:54 [Preview] No.355799 del
The moon loves you.

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 10:12:34 [Preview] No.355800 del
The moon is hiding away from me. Makes me vicious.

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 10:13:36 [Preview] No.355801 del
I said suspecuous in speech to text but that is what came out. Perhaps it's the truth.

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 10:16:16 [Preview] No.355802 del
The croissants are asking to come out the wrong way
Up to 80kg set

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 10:16:38 [Preview] No.355803 del
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The moon still loves you neet.

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 10:18:09 [Preview] No.355804 del

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 10:18:28 [Preview] No.355805 del

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 10:18:50 [Preview] No.355806 del
Keep going NEET. You are doing well.

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 10:20:31 [Preview] No.355807 del
>The croissants
Will have their revenge, one way or another.

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 10:22:15 [Preview] No.355808 del
Squirt's Revenge.

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 10:22:49 [Preview] No.355809 del
New Vagrant Holiday is up.

Nuro is setling down to fresh kino. Crack one open and enjoy it with me (i have no idea what to expect)

https://youtube.com/watch?v=6uT1UIxExpE [Embed]

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 10:23:53 [Preview] No.355810 del
Lovely. I'll watch it later.

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 10:24:06 [Preview] No.355811 del
Had a couple at lunch.

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 10:25:02 [Preview] No.355812 del
I just went out to see if the eclipse had begun.
There's just clouds.

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 10:26:10 [Preview] No.355813 del
After all the love we have given her.

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 10:28:20 [Preview] No.355814 del
>There's just clouds.
Same here.

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 10:28:40 [Preview] No.355815 del
Went out to front in case she was hiding there.

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 10:43:49 [Preview] No.355816 del
Check frequently to get a glimpse.

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 10:48:41 [Preview] No.355817 del
>not bad, just makes me wanna kill myself. i'm also working on my last class assignments. cant wait to be free.
Hope you don't have too much of it left.
>mx-5 is fine, i got tires mounted today on my spare set of rims for when i go to a trackday this friday. cant wait to do some hektik skidz cunt
Sounds exciting.
>gyms are finally open here but without showers and you need a negative covid test. i'd go but i'm not getting a stick put up my nose every time i want to work out and then not be allowed to take a shower afterwards lol
That sucks, I remember when gyms first re-opened here you had to wear a mask all the time and had to make bookings and could only go for an hour, all that shit is gone now, but now there's people getting sick with covid again so who knows what will happen now.
>have a fun date NEET
Will do.
Hits close to home.
Hello Shire, how's life?
14 degrees today in Shitbourne, had to drive half way across town to pick some shit up for my dad, at least I got to see the first bits of the eclipse while driving down the M3 on the way back, meat pies for dinner, skitzing a little about various shit but should be alright.

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 10:53:07 [Preview] No.355818 del
Didn't munt in the gym. Not the greatest session tho, last time I did this stuff I had a belt on, it was hard to stabalise and I wasn't targetting the intended muscles enough. Now my neck is a bit sore

I thought you lived in doncaster or some shit. Let me guess, rowville.
How is the slag gf progressing?

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 10:56:01 [Preview] No.355819 del
Hello Sperg. Good evening.

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 10:58:05 [Preview] No.355820 del
>slag gf

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 11:02:44 [Preview] No.355821 del
Take it easy.

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 11:03:53 [Preview] No.355822 del
>Didn't munt in the gym. Not the greatest session tho, last time I did this stuff I had a belt on
Sometimes you get those workouts that are a little shit and have you feeling like a munt. I should get a belt for the gym, I feel I'd be able to do a lot more with one, especially with stuff like the overhead press where I feel like my back's about to snap into 3 pieces every time I do 40kgs or more.
>I thought you lived in doncaster or some shit. Let me guess, rowville.
I live in neither of those places, won't say the exact suburb but it's in the Whitehorse council area.
>How is the slag gf progressing?
Okay I guess, had a bit of a chat with her over text earlier, seems to be so far so good.
Evening, how have you been?

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 11:07:46 [Preview] No.355823 del
Its starting to go red bros

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 11:09:48 [Preview] No.355824 del
How much are you lifting that you need a belt?

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 11:09:55 [Preview] No.355825 del
Let it go.

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 11:11:18 [Preview] No.355826 del
80kg deadlift, 40kg barbell row lol

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 11:12:37 [Preview] No.355827 del

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 11:12:53 [Preview] No.355828 del
because thats the only way you will find rainbows

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 11:13:13 [Preview] No.355829 del
Good night NEETs. Sleep tight.

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 11:13:54 [Preview] No.355830 del
Night fella.

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 11:14:45 [Preview] No.355831 del
Well bantered.

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 11:16:24 [Preview] No.355832 del
I get sores/pimples on my arms and chest all the time. Some day I need to learn how to wash myself properly.

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 11:16:56 [Preview] No.355833 del
Good night NEET.

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 11:20:56 [Preview] No.355834 del
Better start wrapping your knees and elbows too

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 11:22:29 [Preview] No.355835 del
If you leave it long enough, you can just sccuddle yourself clean. Saves water.

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 11:22:43 [Preview] No.355836 del
I had the same issue but it went away once I started using soap in the shower. Previously I had just been using water.

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 11:24:33 [Preview] No.355837 del
I wish there was a 24 supermarket in the south of Adelaide. There is a 24 hour IGA in the city but I think that is it.

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 11:26:28 [Preview] No.355838 del
How did you not know about soap?

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 11:26:51 [Preview] No.355839 del
I knew, I just didn't use it.

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 11:27:44 [Preview] No.355840 del
SA’s trading laws are fucked and will likely never change

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 11:27:54 [Preview] No.355841 del
Have any of you got any experience with cooking basa? I am considering buying some from coles.

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 11:30:11 [Preview] No.355842 del
Only pan fried once. Just make sure it’s cooked (it should flake easily).

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 11:33:49 [Preview] No.355843 del
It's easy to pan fry. Kind of a bland taste. Ex made it decently

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 11:36:18 [Preview] No.355844 del
I have finally completed my re-do of the javascript kanban board.
Now to start fleshing it out with extra features.

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 11:36:41 [Preview] No.355845 del
Basa is cheap and tastes okay. It is farmed in filthy South East Asian waters though. A dirty fish.

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 11:37:59 [Preview] No.355846 del
It looks great.

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 11:39:15 [Preview] No.355847 del
Mekong delta.
Pretty sure the seppos warn their people not to eat it for that reason

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 11:41:54 [Preview] No.355848 del
It’s actually banned from importation in the US.

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 11:46:34 [Preview] No.355849 del
(1.37 MB 2259x1738 Basa_Head.jpeg)
Not true. Stop talking shit about cute gook fish

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 11:47:57 [Preview] No.355850 del
It is a bottom feeder.

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 11:47:58 [Preview] No.355851 del
My eyes are red from staring at the moon for an hour, I tell myself firmly believing the lie to cover up the two choofs while arching my spine back so my third eye can connect to Nannar so she can hear my praise

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 11:48:19 [Preview] No.355852 del

Apparently chinks with money and access to the High Court trump ASIO on matters of security

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 11:48:47 [Preview] No.355853 del
>irst bits of the eclipse
It wasn't a completely whole one,

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 11:49:33 [Preview] No.355854 del
I hope you looked deeply into it.

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 11:50:44 [Preview] No.355855 del
Your Nanna has enough to worry about

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 11:51:44 [Preview] No.355856 del
>my third eye

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 11:52:50 [Preview] No.355857 del
.net kept giving me a flooding error.

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 11:56:01 [Preview] No.355858 del
I know it's more of a red fish meat but when you buy it, it's white because they put antibiolics and bleach in their waters because of the pollution.
I still eat it now and then.

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 11:56:17 [Preview] No.355859 del
That was nice, I wont ever get to see another full moon eclipse again so that made me feel good.

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 11:56:28 [Preview] No.355860 del
Get it pre battered.

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 11:57:14 [Preview] No.355861 del
Pipsqueak is back

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 11:57:29 [Preview] No.355862 del
I am glad it made you feel good.

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 11:58:11 [Preview] No.355863 del
It hurt.

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 11:59:14 [Preview] No.355864 del
>November 8, 2022

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 12:01:53 [Preview] No.355865 del
That cheap space heater from woolies didnt actually break. Just turned off and wouldnt start.
I take back what I said, its making my living room pretty toasty. Comfy as fuck tbh

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 12:03:07 [Preview] No.355866 del
How far away from your feet do you have it?

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 12:05:11 [Preview] No.355867 del
I saw Halley’s Comet in 1986. I’ll almost certainly be dead when that comes around again in 2062.

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 12:05:53 [Preview] No.355868 del
There's a good chance I'll miss both.

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 12:10:21 [Preview] No.355869 del
There’s basically 2 lunar and 2 solar eclipses every year.

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 12:12:42 [Preview] No.355870 del
Fuck me dead, even the yanks don't eat it? No wonder it is so cheap. I reckon I'll pass on it. Cheers noots.

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 12:13:15 [Preview] No.355871 del
Dune (2021) is on tv.

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 12:13:48 [Preview] No.355872 del
I mean Halley's comet.
I missed the 86 one.

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 12:14:07 [Preview] No.355873 del
Is the spice flowing?

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 12:15:00 [Preview] No.355874 del
It is not.

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 12:15:09 [Preview] No.355875 del
oWo. Why is it on the TV and not at the cinema?

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 12:20:44 [Preview] No.355876 del
12 spring rolls.

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 12:22:18 [Preview] No.355877 del
This is the third time so far this year I've rewatched BR2049 in anticipation of Dune.
The scene with Joi saying "I love" before being abruptly cut off gives me a terrible case of the feels.

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 12:24:12 [Preview] No.355878 del
What makes you think this Dune version is going to be good?

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 12:24:15 [Preview] No.355879 del
>in anticipation of Dune
I have a bad feeling it will be a disappointment. I didn't like the trailer.

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 12:24:30 [Preview] No.355880 del
Well sprung. Well rolled.

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 12:24:54 [Preview] No.355881 del
I like the start bit where that protien farmer says he does mind unannounced visitors. I practice saying that.

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 12:25:45 [Preview] No.355882 del
I have been feeling very lonely. Not sure how to deal with this feel. It didn't used to bother me.

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 12:26:28 [Preview] No.355883 del
>that protien farmer
Protein farming will be a big money earner at the NEET Commune. Organic free range NEET protein.

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 12:26:49 [Preview] No.355884 del
Stop pulling and plucking at your clothes! They're too small! They don't fit! Nothing fits! GODDAMNIT!

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 12:27:49 [Preview] No.355885 del
The delay is concerning as well. I wonder if it performed poorly with test audiences and they have had to refilm large parts of it?

The director did a good job of BR2049 imo. I can't image anyone doing a worse job than Lynch though.

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 12:28:21 [Preview] No.355886 del
Might go and see WRATH OF MAN (2021) staring Jason Stathome sometime soon at the moofies.

>A mysterious new cash truck security guard (Jason Statham) surprises his co-workers during a heist in which he unexpectedly unleashes precision skills. The crew is left wondering who he is and where he came from. Soon, the marksman’s ultimate motive becomes clear as he takes dramatic and irrevocable steps to settle a score.

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 12:31:44 [Preview] No.355887 del
A mysterious new NEET surprises the NEETs during a thread where he unexpectedly unleashes precision banter skills and OC photographs. The NEETs are left wondering where he came from.

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 12:33:52 [Preview] No.355888 del
>The director did a good job of BR2049
That film was okay. It looked pretty good. I wouldn't say it was great.

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 12:36:24 [Preview] No.355889 del
Lots of film releases have been delayed due to bat aids and the jubes wanting maximum returns

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 12:39:42 [Preview] No.355890 del
Today has been a fantastic day. Sobriety is good.
I am calm, satisfies, and looking forward to tomorrow.
100mg of seroquel down the hatch.

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 12:40:19 [Preview] No.355891 del
That is great to hear. You are doing well. We are all proud of you.

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 12:41:30 [Preview] No.355892 del
Is A Scanner Darkly any good? I am put off by the animation effect.

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 12:44:17 [Preview] No.355893 del
Its worth watching, yes. Especially if you like drugs.

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 12:49:45 [Preview] No.355894 del
Freaking out a bit. Can't find my seroquel script. I only have like 9 days left and the next appointment is in a month. Where the fuck did it go. God damnit I fucking hate it when this happens

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 12:51:06 [Preview] No.355895 del
That was a quick turn around.

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 12:56:54 [Preview] No.355896 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=HNSqsM7Sxuk [Embed]

Makes it looks so easy/

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 12:57:34 [Preview] No.355897 del
I remember that.
He also likes country music.

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 13:00:24 [Preview] No.355898 del
Caught between feed and bed.
Might do both. Night.

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 13:01:09 [Preview] No.355899 del
I love watching those sort of videos. I always tell myself that one day I will stop watching and start doing it myself but I never do.

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 13:01:27 [Preview] No.355900 del
Good night. xx

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 13:29:35 [Preview] No.355901 del
There is a car hooning nearby. I am not impressed.

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 13:35:23 [Preview] No.355902 del
Go and shake your fist at them

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 13:37:43 [Preview] No.355903 del
I do not want to become the victim of a road rage attack.

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 13:39:48 [Preview] No.355904 del
I went outside. The moon is not red but it is very bright. I did not have to turn my torch on to see where I was going.

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 14:34:52 [Preview] No.355905 del
I’m wide awake. No idea why, I think it’s my good mood

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 14:45:08 [Preview] No.355906 del
Mummybot used to make it when I was little but stopped when she found out how many heavy metals and other filth was in it. I think she used to bake it with a bunch of herbs on top.
It was almost whole.
It was fucky for me as well earlier tonight.
I didn't really like BR2049, I found it kinda boring, the original 1982 theatrical release is much better.
Had a glass of whisky and a chat with my dad, I tried again to gently push him to go see a doctor or some shit like that, he seemed a lot receptive to the idea this time, might listen to music then go to bed.

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 17:26:10 [Preview] No.355907 del
Insomnia neet, reporting in. It's incredibly quiet around my place.

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 20:30:33 [Preview] No.355908 del
Good morning neets

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 20:57:29 [Preview] No.355909 del
>I didn't really like BR2049

I actually walked out of the theatre

Good Morning Neets

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 21:00:56 [Preview] No.355910 del
Morning neets. And don't dis blade runner 2049 - sure it was flawed, but so was the original. It was an atmospheric movie that looked exactly like ridley scott had made it. We could've gotten much worse.

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 21:05:16 [Preview] No.355911 del

BR2049 is just pure dishonest filmaking, FFS harrison ford could not even take off his pajamas

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 21:07:55 [Preview] No.355912 del

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 21:41:47 [Preview] No.355913 del
wasnt that a david lynch moofie?

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 21:44:32 [Preview] No.355914 del
another mysterious Nuro-ism. One day Neet researchers will ponder at its true meaning.

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 21:46:41 [Preview] No.355915 del
Rich of (You)'s again!

Methmart is the only 24/7 thing near me.

I hope you're reading it from a text file so it just doesn't disappear one day.

Aren't other crustaceans people eat like that?


Legal system on those matters is biased towards those who can afford it. Like the Sir challenging the India travel ban. I don't have a spare $100k lying around and that's just getting in the door.

Big squeak?

Does it chew up a lot of power?

There is still a lot of pollution in Vietnam. People wash vegetables and fruit very thoroughly before eating.

Keep us updated.

He needs it!

Late night acquisition.

It loves us all.

Clenched shut.

Good morning NEETs.

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 21:47:37 [Preview] No.355916 del
you probably hadn't paid anyway

mording all
at the office for the first time in 2 weeks

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 21:51:42 [Preview] No.355917 del
>Aren't other crustaceans people eat like that?
it's a catfish, of which there are many varieties
the problem is they're a product of their environment

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 21:52:54 [Preview] No.355918 del
>the problem is they're a product of their environment
like neets from bad homes

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 21:53:17 [Preview] No.355919 del
A lot of tuna and tinned corn come from thailand. Should I be eating it?

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 21:55:09 [Preview] No.355920 del
you should only eat the tinned corn that john west has shat out after rejecting a tuna

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 21:56:59 [Preview] No.355921 del
Cruisey comforted the fish John West reejected once.

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 21:58:40 [Preview] No.355922 del
Nuro's wit will flummox Nuro-linguistics experts from several top universities.

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 22:04:50 [Preview] No.355924 del
It's up there with the likes Linear-A and Omlec.

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 22:05:11 [Preview] No.355925 del

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 22:09:14 [Preview] No.355926 del
He did the right thing.

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 22:18:48 [Preview] No.355927 del

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 22:28:04 [Preview] No.355928 del
Wondering which mid-range neet executive this is.

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 22:28:15 [Preview] No.355929 del
>Hi team,
>National Reconciliation Week starts today (May 27-June 3) giving all Australians an opportunity to learn more about our shared histories, cultures and achievements.
>With our network operating within the traditional lands of many Indigenous nations, National Reconciliation Week is of particular relevance to ABCD as we reflect on the past and look to the future in support of a fairer and more reconciled Australia.
>This year’s theme – More than a word. Reconciliation takes action – is an appeal for us all to keep working on the relationship between our First Peoples and everyone who now calls Australia home.
>It also feeds into the good work we’re currently doing as a business to develop our first Reconciliation Action Plan, which we continue to progress with the goal of turning positive intentions into positive actions and positive change.
>So I urge you to look through the National Reconciliation Week events calendar and over the next week get involved in an event near you – whether it be attending an Indigenous art exhibition, participating in a local community event or registering for one of the many webinars being held to obtain a better understanding of reconciliation in Australia.
>In the meantime, watch the following 60-second video from Reconciliation Australia, which summarises the intent and importance of National Reconciliation Week to help us learn, understand and grow as a nation:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=KNAkfPrsC9Q [Embed]

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 22:43:16 [Preview] No.355930 del
The dragon reminds me of the St George dragon.

>as a business to develop our first Reconciliation Action Plan
Hasn't this been going for almost a year since they were looking for members for that committee to make that plan?

>get involved in an event near you
It sounds they are doing nothing beyond creating a plan.

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 22:45:39 [Preview] No.355931 del
>St George dragon
I mean the bank not the sports ball.

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 22:46:17 [Preview] No.355932 del
You should have gone to work in blackface and when they confronted you about it just say you are embracing your boong heritage.

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 22:48:19 [Preview] No.355933 del
Woke up with 20 mins till the wage starts, ugh
Fuckin sleeping pills don’t work when I’m trying to sleep but work great when I’m trying to wake up

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 22:49:53 [Preview] No.355934 del
>Hasn't this been going for almost a year since they were looking for members for that committee to make that plan?
yeah they wanted a boong committee

staff will tolerate harmless bullshit like that email, but I think there will be some pushback if they try forcing mandatory education on whitey or forcing us to personally acknowledge the boongs

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 22:57:29 [Preview] No.355935 del
What do you do after taking one?
When I took some it was nice how it relaxed my muscles.

>harmless bullshit like that email
Made me laugh because it's true.

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 22:59:27 [Preview] No.355936 del
10 more cases and a lockdown coming to Melbin

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 23:01:58 [Preview] No.355937 del
Shut it down!

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 23:04:11 [Preview] No.355938 del

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 23:12:00 [Preview] No.355939 del

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 23:31:48 [Preview] No.355940 del
Good morning NEETs.

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 23:40:36 [Preview] No.355941 del
g'day champ!

NEET 05/26/2021 (Wed) 23:49:20 [Preview] No.355942 del
Hi Dad.

NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 00:10:46 [Preview] No.355975 del
Considering another rearrange of the lounge room, back to facing the venetians

NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 00:17:34 [Preview] No.355977 del
Good morning NEET.

NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 00:18:00 [Preview] No.355978 del
They have missed you.

NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 00:19:30 [Preview] No.355979 del
Straight into their arse!

NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 00:20:44 [Preview] No.355980 del
Do you hear them whisper behind your back?

NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 00:22:19 [Preview] No.355981 del
Having a zero before heading into the wage

They’re to my left side, jealous of the houseplants to my right

NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 00:26:50 [Preview] No.355982 del
>Having a zero before heading into the wage
I know they're alcohol free, but this seems like a bad idea.

NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 00:29:03 [Preview] No.355983 del
Keep an eye on both. In case one kills the other.

NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 00:41:13 [Preview] No.355984 del
Good idea. It is the change you need.

NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 00:45:09 [Preview] No.355985 del
They bring the virus. They must be hunted down and stopped.

NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 00:47:45 [Preview] No.355986 del
(14.15 MB 1280x720 P2RRH95lJhONu82M.mp4)
Time for the Melbourne theme tune.

NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 00:49:54 [Preview] No.355987 del
Change it to poz and its perfect.

NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 00:51:05 [Preview] No.355988 del
I found a decapitated bird still oozing blood at my back door. Some cat has been around most likely. Or it could have been one of the NEETs.

NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 00:51:34 [Preview] No.355989 del
Bag it and bin it!

NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 00:51:47 [Preview] No.355990 del
I hope Spergo wears gloves and a mask on his date and remembers to wipe her face down with hand sanitizer before he kisses her.

NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 00:52:28 [Preview] No.355991 del
The execs don't waste food.

NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 00:53:36 [Preview] No.355992 del
I put it in the green waste bin, no bag.

NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 00:55:57 [Preview] No.355993 del
When will it be collected?

NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 00:59:52 [Preview] No.355994 del
Next week.

NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 01:00:37 [Preview] No.355995 del
She'll be right. If it was another week after that it would be pretty stinky.

NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 01:07:50 [Preview] No.355996 del
>If it was another week after that it would be pretty stinky.
I had a shower this morning. I think the last one was the 16th of April.

NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 01:10:14 [Preview] No.355997 del
There must have been a lot of scrubbing.

NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 01:11:22 [Preview] No.355998 del
yeah, went in light brown and came out pink

NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 01:11:58 [Preview] No.355999 del
7 day Victorian lockdown from midnight.

NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 01:13:11 [Preview] No.356000 del
I hope the boong cycle doesn't shift too much.

NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 01:31:19 [Preview] No.356001 del
I also wonder if that laptop will appear for that NEET.

NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 01:31:47 [Preview] No.356002 del
he'd only spill beer on it

NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 01:33:51 [Preview] No.356003 del
Perhaps he needs to lay a cloth around it like the wank throne to absorb all that 'spillage'.

NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 01:43:46 [Preview] No.356004 del
I prefer the breasts.

NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 01:44:39 [Preview] No.356005 del
Good advice when dealing with melbourne doxies at any time.

NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 01:47:45 [Preview] No.356006 del
Based and neet pilled. Soapcucks shorten their lives and destroy their body's natural defences by washing natural oils and proteins off their skin.

NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 02:04:44 [Preview] No.356007 del
I'm trying to find a pepe for natural scent neet. Anyone have a good one?

NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 02:07:25 [Preview] No.356008 del
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Like this one?

NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 02:07:55 [Preview] No.356009 del

NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 02:08:50 [Preview] No.356010 del
Natural and Refreshing Scent neet

NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 02:09:44 [Preview] No.356011 del
I'm guessing he already has another name anyway. I hope it isn't sperg

NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 02:10:36 [Preview] No.356012 del
They talk about wanting to grow mushrooms all the time, and then use soap and destroy the body's own mushroom growing capabilities. Absolute clown world.

NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 02:17:02 [Preview] No.356013 del
It isn't. Sperg is a good boy, as per the thread title.

NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 02:19:42 [Preview] No.356014 del
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NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 02:20:43 [Preview] No.356015 del
Then it must be possum

NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 02:21:55 [Preview] No.356016 del
Is it common for people to shit in vehicles without toilets?

NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 02:23:19 [Preview] No.356017 del
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NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 02:24:56 [Preview] No.356018 del
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Spergo might have a new facemask after his date.

NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 02:26:41 [Preview] No.356019 del
Let's hope so.

NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 02:30:24 [Preview] No.356020 del
Glorious wanking from home has returned

NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 03:02:43 [Preview] No.356022 del
>We have now been told that the senator has been suspended for six months across all Qantas services, including airlines.
>This followed an incident on March 25 at the front desk of the Chairman’s Lounge in Melbourne. Senator Lambie reacted adversely to being told she couldn’t access the lounge, dropping expletives and referring to “pussy power” and telling staff “your CEO is a poof”.
>The whole thing was captured on CCTV.

NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 03:05:30 [Preview] No.356024 del
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NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 03:24:45 [Preview] No.356025 del
Whats the story. Did she get assassinated?

NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 03:30:52 [Preview] No.356026 del

NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 03:31:10 [Preview] No.356027 del

NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 03:33:36 [Preview] No.356028 del

NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 03:42:39 [Preview] No.356029 del
Good publicity for QUANTAS keeping the riff raff out of their Executive lounge.

NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 03:44:20 [Preview] No.356030 del
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I am be pleased to installing the Linux

NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 04:30:22 [Preview] No.356031 del
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NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 05:12:22 [Preview] No.356032 del
The date is postponed until the end of lockdown.
No I use soap when washing myself.
>and telling staff “your CEO is a poof”.
Hahahahaha, mummybot is always saying how she likes her "because she's one of the few that tell it like it is" Guess she lives up to that.
13 degrees today in Shitbourne, don't like this new lockdown shit, had to postpone the date, do a bunch of shopping for mummybot because she's worried shit will run out. She did have a point I guess since I got the last tray of mince meat and the last two tubs of cottage cheese that were left in the shop, I guess this is what it was like for her growing up back in the 80s with all the rationing and shortages and shit, going to go to the gym now before they close it.

NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 05:15:15 [Preview] No.356033 del
>The date is postponed until the end of lockdown.

>she's worried shit will run out.
It is sad that this is a concern in the sense that everyone bulk buys everything so that every does the same before everything runs out.

>going to go to the gym now before they close it.
Good luck.

NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 05:27:12 [Preview] No.356034 del
How many melbournians are going to get bat aids going to the gym or the pub one last time before lockdown?

NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 05:32:56 [Preview] No.356035 del
Maybe she'll get lonely and fall into spergo's bed out of desperation and need for company.

NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 05:42:47 [Preview] No.356036 del
That would make a nice NEET story.

NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 05:44:02 [Preview] No.356037 del
My celebratory mood from this lockdown makes me wanna get on the non-zeroes

NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 05:45:36 [Preview] No.356038 del
u r such a boong

NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 06:02:39 [Preview] No.356039 del

NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 06:09:58 [Preview] No.356040 del
I hope not.

NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 06:16:17 [Preview] No.356041 del
If I had a dan meme on this machine, I'd post it, urging you on.

NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 06:18:38 [Preview] No.356043 del
So Dan was a boong all along.

NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 06:48:27 [Preview] No.356044 del
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NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 06:55:12 [Preview] No.356045 del
Looks like cruisey after posting a vocaroo late at night when no ones around

NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 07:02:49 [Preview] No.356046 del
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NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 07:05:20 [Preview] No.356047 del
There seems to be a lot more night time activity.

NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 07:33:09 [Preview] No.356048 del
It is unfortunate.
Who knows?
I listen to the Cruisey late night vocaroos.
Went to the gym, feeling a little better about shit, going to go for a walk then get cracking on some more work.

NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 08:09:51 [Preview] No.356049 del
Fucking Weber hooning up my arse off of Philip Hwy.

NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 08:11:01 [Preview] No.356050 del
And that's the better one. The early Blade Runner is shit.

NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 08:11:40 [Preview] No.356051 del
I've been called a drifting dreamer. A Poet out of place.

NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 08:14:20 [Preview] No.356052 del

NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 08:14:44 [Preview] No.356053 del
He has the Need 4 Speed: Need 2 Feed

NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 08:15:06 [Preview] No.356054 del
You know what else is gay?
Rotary engines.
They're bloody gay.

NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 08:15:16 [Preview] No.356055 del
Home. Desire to get fish and chips, pick up 10 standards, have a few wanks and otherwise be a boong is increasing.

NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 08:16:46 [Preview] No.356056 del
Boong lyfe feels.

NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 08:17:46 [Preview] No.356057 del
Nuro invented the rotary engine once.

NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 08:18:09 [Preview] No.356058 del
Fish and chips sound good.

NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 08:19:03 [Preview] No.356059 del
He optimised it.

NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 08:19:23 [Preview] No.356060 del
Is the woman still in bed?

NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 08:24:29 [Preview] No.356062 del
She's gone forever ;_;

NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 08:25:01 [Preview] No.356063 del
We all need a bit of rough loving.

NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 08:27:25 [Preview] No.356064 del
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Tommy Ruff loving.

NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 08:30:38 [Preview] No.356065 del
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Sup cuz

NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 08:31:02 [Preview] No.356066 del
Sir in Melbourne spreading the poz.

NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 08:32:43 [Preview]