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NEET General #355 - Big Slapper Edition NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 10:23:08 [Preview] No. 356171
Did you NEETs suffer corporal punishment when young? My mother used to hit me with a wooden spoon.

Old Thread: >>355107


NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 10:24:49 [Preview] No.356175 del
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SA Best A


NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 10:25:31 [Preview] No.356178 del
How does he do it?


NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 10:27:36 [Preview] No.356184 del
>>356171
This is an exceptional Pepe. I meant to say that the other day.


NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 10:27:56 [Preview] No.356186 del
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CATS BEST


NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 10:28:37 [Preview] No.356187 del
>corporal punishment
Reminding me of Blackadder.

>>356176
Good evening!


NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 10:30:11 [Preview] No.356188 del
Yes, she layed me on her knees and smacked my young neet bum
and slapped me in the face when I would ark up as a rowdy teen

haven't even finished two of these beers. Not really feeling it.


NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 10:32:14 [Preview] No.356189 del
>>356151
That only works is you have excess space between them.


NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 10:32:29 [Preview] No.356190 del
>>356171
How does he do it?


NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 10:32:37 [Preview] No.356191 del
>>356163
Excellent choice. Filmed in best A.


NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 10:32:49 [Preview] No.356192 del
>>356171
On the arse?


NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 10:33:19 [Preview] No.356193 del
>>356189
It would be funny to pour superglue in Nuro's ear while he slept so he could only hear in mono.


NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 10:33:57 [Preview] No.356194 del
Been watching a doco by Rob Zombie about uncle Charlie.
Bit boring because I know it all already.


NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 10:37:18 [Preview] No.356195 del
>>356193
He wouldn't be able to tell the difference.


NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 10:37:42 [Preview] No.356196 del
I bet his Equaliser is set to 'pop'.


NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 10:38:55 [Preview] No.356197 del
>>356171
Yes, this is what everyone who pays $400 an hour for milf dominatrixes says.


NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 10:39:52 [Preview] No.356198 del
>>356187
A good evening to the hun


NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 10:40:42 [Preview] No.356199 del
>>356193
Nuro would dig it out and do the cold water extraction to get rid of the ear wax and then he would get high on the remaining goo.


NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 10:41:54 [Preview] No.356200 del
>>356199
nuro is immune to cyanide-based compounds


NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 10:44:12 [Preview] No.356201 del
>>356193
Nuro would instead simply learn to develop sensitivity to vibrations in his colon,


NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 10:46:21 [Preview] No.356202 del
>>356201
I'm sure he already lost a tuning fork up there somewhere.


NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 10:47:25 [Preview] No.356203 del
Does he even do a cold water extract? I thought he was legit popping multiple 500mg patacetamol/30mg codeine pills

Also I think I need to get the wax cleaned out of my ears. Its a shame we dont have places that do asian earpicking and instead I'll have to get some kind of liquid shot in there


NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 10:47:58 [Preview] No.356204 del
>>356203
He doesn't extract, he just eats entire sheets of tablets.


NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 10:49:13 [Preview] No.356205 del
>>356202
Which reminds me, I don't think he's ever weighed into the A=432Hz thing on here.


NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 10:49:32 [Preview] No.356206 del
>>356203
>>356204
I was under the impression he did at one stage.


NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 10:53:17 [Preview] No.356207 del
>>356198
Hello!

>>356203
how about gettin a large syrenge, and flushing your ears out with warm water carefully.


NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 10:53:36 [Preview] No.356208 del
>>356206
When he gets defensive he lies.


NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 10:54:28 [Preview] No.356209 del
>>356208
Oh well. His body needs what it needs.


NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 10:57:28 [Preview] No.356210 del
>>356208
oh boy, you're in for some invective later this evening


NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 10:58:57 [Preview] No.356211 del
>>356209
Indeed


NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 11:02:57 [Preview] No.356212 del
Remember when webber called him out on forgetting that he crashed his eeb down that muddy grass slope
Top kek


NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 11:09:56 [Preview] No.356213 del
>no well bantered


NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 11:11:04 [Preview] No.356214 del
webber cut me off in a teams meeting and told me we could take this dsicussion offline once


NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 11:12:37 [Preview] No.356215 del
>>356214
we're not trying to boil the ocean here


NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 11:15:29 [Preview] No.356216 del
>>356215
lets circle back on this


NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 11:17:25 [Preview] No.356217 del
>>356216
what were the key learnings here?


NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 11:18:25 [Preview] No.356218 del
>>356217
but how is this going to move the needle?


NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 11:19:04 [Preview] No.356219 del
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Nuro at tafe doing his rotary aircraft engineering certificate


NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 11:20:07 [Preview] No.356220 del
wankel engines have one good thing


NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 11:23:27 [Preview] No.356221 del


NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 11:23:43 [Preview] No.356222 del
Good night NEETs. Sleep tight.


NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 11:24:08 [Preview] No.356223 del
I bought the microsoft sculpt home today. It's the first time I've used it since getting this new desk and possibly even the new chair as well.
It feels good and actually stops my shoulders from dropping down so much. Might be a good move.
Hmm. Still interested in the $450 ergodox however.


NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 11:25:03 [Preview] No.356224 del
>>356222
Good night NEET.


NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 11:26:06 [Preview] No.356225 del
>>356223
You have been wanking around with keyboards for years now. You should have just used a simple one like the rest of us and saved yourself a lot of money.


NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 11:29:39 [Preview] No.356226 del
>>356225
He could have just bought a $300 Corsair with cherry blue mx keys ten years ago and cursed his existence and bloop blorp shit every single day like I have done.
It's the only keyboard I have owned that will keep chugging after you pour a jar of pasta sauce, a pint of jizz, and half a meat pie on it.


NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 11:32:38 [Preview] No.356227 del
>>356203
Nuro is too based to do extrations all the time. Mostly he lets his liver extract the paracetemol.


NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 11:33:10 [Preview] No.356228 del
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>>356225
I still have a very amateur collection. Not even amateur, just normal person collection.

The logitech one looks good but the numpad defeats the purpose. The ergodox makes me hard.


NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 11:36:53 [Preview] No.356229 del
Did Nuro get the ultrasound his doctor said he needed on his liver?


NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 11:37:19 [Preview] No.356230 del
>>356228
These will leave you unable to use a regular keyboard with any efficiency ever again.


NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 11:40:01 [Preview] No.356231 del
>>356208
He heckin' does not !!


NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 11:46:41 [Preview] No.356232 del
Graphed my standard drinks chart for the year. Unfortunately it treats 0 and null as the same. Granted, I've only had continuous sober days in the past couple weeks.
It's incompleteness speaks volume of my inability to even record simple numbers. Boong life.


NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 11:48:13 [Preview] No.356233 del
>>356219
well imaged


NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 11:49:54 [Preview] No.356234 del
>>356230
They keyboards at work are like 12 years old. I refuse to use them, which is why I have the sculpt at work. It actually makes sense given I probably type more at work. Most of my typing at home is on this board really


NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 11:56:08 [Preview] No.356235 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=vHfJUVvUKqI [Embed]


NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 11:56:28 [Preview] No.356236 del
>>356234
How much dirt, sperm and bodily fluids do they have in them?


NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 12:01:05 [Preview] No.356237 del
Wouldn't mind looking at some tiktok sluts right now, tbqh


NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 12:02:59 [Preview] No.356238 del
>>356236
Not as much as the work chair I took home for the big lockdown, thats for sure.


NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 12:05:38 [Preview] No.356239 del
>>356235
barely hitting parallel on those barbell squats


NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 12:11:03 [Preview] No.356240 del
were has got to
i want to see the sperg out


NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 12:12:27 [Preview] No.356241 del
Watching ham radio videos
4th asahi


NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 12:13:42 [Preview] No.356242 del
Might do the dishes while we wait


NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 12:25:55 [Preview] No.356243 del
He won't be long


NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 12:29:47 [Preview] No.356244 del
Did any of you NEETs watch the TV show Friends back in the day? It was a shit show I am sick of seeing news stories about it. It was the worst of the 90s sitcoms. Seinfeld, Frasier and half a dozen others were much better.


NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 12:31:21 [Preview] No.356245 del
Dishes are done.

>>356244
Might have seen about 3 episodes total, care of sisterbat dictating TV viewing in my late teens.


NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 12:39:16 [Preview] No.356246 del
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The Pitcairn Islands received delivery of the Astra Zenica vaccine today, and all 47 inhabitants have been vaccinated.


NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 12:43:09 [Preview] No.356247 del
>>356244
All of those shows are trash.
Including The Office.
I consider them to be practically memes.


NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 12:43:55 [Preview] No.356248 del
>>356247
>The Office.
I liked the British one.


NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 12:44:57 [Preview] No.356249 del
>>356248
Yes, this was good. And short.


NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 13:08:51 [Preview] No.356250 del
he punked out like a bitch


NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 13:09:44 [Preview] No.356251 del
lil bitch nigga audiophile who doesnt tweak his pulseaudio config


NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 13:16:13 [Preview] No.356252 del
God damnit.
I always crash around 7 oclock and then become energetic afterwards.
I need to pay more attention to my diet and meal times.


NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 13:21:33 [Preview] No.356253 del
>>356252
I slept so much Monday through Wednesday that I'm presently wide awake.


NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 13:23:58 [Preview] No.356254 del
I've been drinking heavily for roughly 7 years now.
I still remember when my Dad (who didnt live with us) woke me up one morning, I was asleep sitting on my bed with my back against the wall, head down, in my undies and bath robe with a cask of wine that had fallen onto the floor. I'd spent most of the night playing counter strike and browsing chans. I had work at 8am that day and he made me go. A couple hours in I had to go and sit in the ute (was doing construction labouring at the time) and then went home via train.
Felt like rock bottom and I believed that. Funny how things change.


NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 13:26:50 [Preview] No.356256 del
>>356254
just the six pack tonight?


NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 13:34:46 [Preview] No.356257 del
>>356256
Yeah. I have a meeting before lunch tomorrow where I have to explain why pallet barcode scans weren't inserted in the P_ArriveScan table because it was locked due to a report being generated, and how it will take time to manually reprocess these procedures by analysing failures that were logged by the relevant service.
Good thing its from a national company so I'm just talking to some IT/ops guy who hates his job and doesn't even care.


NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 14:02:01 [Preview] No.356258 del
Nuro bragged about having anonymous bitcoin back in the day without a basic understanding of blockchain technologies


NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 14:09:16 [Preview] No.356259 del
>>356258
The wheels on his eeb are basically two giant bitcoins


NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 14:24:34 [Preview] No.356260 del
I'm about to go to bed.
Night Monk and anybody else still up.


NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 14:24:52 [Preview] No.356261 del
Nuro ran out of money on a trip to Thailand and asked DFAT for help but they just told him to make amends with his estranged mother once


NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 14:29:57 [Preview] No.356262 del
>>356260
Me too. Noight. You were up unusually late.


NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 14:31:43 [Preview] No.356263 del
>>356262
I'm still wide awake, but I need to force myself to try and sleep.


NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 14:56:59 [Preview] No.356264 del
>>356263
Same. It’s fucking 1am and I’m only starting to wind down now after 5 sleeping pills and 12 standards.
And I want some savoys and cheese


NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 15:47:42 [Preview] No.356265 del
Still awake. Considering getting up and going to work


NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 15:49:29 [Preview] No.356266 del
Shouldn’t a frog slap just go an angrier shade of green?


NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 16:40:58 [Preview] No.356267 del
Still awake


NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 17:26:13 [Preview] No.356268 del
Still awake and need a poo.


NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 17:32:03 [Preview] No.356269 del
3:01am and flavourtown is pouring out of my bottom hole


NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 17:52:34 [Preview] No.356270 del
Poo is finished and bottom hole cleansed.
Toilet thought:
This insomnia has been caused by Cruisedog not tucking me in.
I should sue him.


NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 20:31:53 [Preview] No.356271 del
mordning all
Eventually went to sleep
up now


NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 20:51:01 [Preview] No.356272 del
>>356271
Morning, please don't sue me.


NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 21:04:29 [Preview] No.356273 del
>>356271
Morning
>>356272
We're not going to sue you, we're going to sue the poo.


NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 21:11:11 [Preview] No.356274 del
>>356273
Morning, even the poo doesn't deserve it.


NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 21:21:34 [Preview] No.356275 del
>>356175
I like this image.


NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 21:22:25 [Preview] No.356276 del
>>356274
You do poo, we do sue you poo


NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 21:34:37 [Preview] No.356277 del


NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 21:41:37 [Preview] No.356278 del
>>356224
Thank (You).

>>356223
The Sculpt keyboard do last which is surprising. The keys on my mine are starting to fade.

>>356226
Strong keyboard is strong.

>>356229
I do not believe he told us.

>>356232
Boong lyfe, you need the clean living lyfe.

>>356236
Mine has a reasonable amount of dirt and I don't think it's easy to remove it.

>>356244
I always hated it and still cringe at hearing it.

>>356254
>I've been drinking heavily for roughly 7 years now.
Almost a boong decade.

>>356257
>P_ArriveScan table because it was locked due to a report being generated
Can you change the isolation level or is it how it locks?

>>356261
Lots of Nuro stories last night.

>>356270
>I should sue him.
Your legal right to be tucked in.

>>356271
>>356272
>>356273
>>356274
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 21:47:36 [Preview] No.356279 del
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>>356269
there is no evidence of it being a flavour or a town

>>356272
>>356273
>>356274
>>356278
Good morning Neets. What a lovely day.


NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 22:02:58 [Preview] No.356280 del
>>356279
Good morning Nuro. That image made me laugh.


NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 22:10:14 [Preview] No.356281 del
>>356280
>basedhorse.png


NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 22:18:21 [Preview] No.356283 del
Pepes of cultural significance.


NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 22:18:49 [Preview] No.356284 del


NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 22:19:08 [Preview] No.356285 del
>Australia’s welfare mutual obligations do not improve likelihood of employment, job agencies say
>>Exclusive: both privatised job providers and employers are unsatisfied with the regime, a draft report says
https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2021/may/28/australias-welfare-mutual-obligations-do-not-improve-likelihood-of-employment-job-agencies-say


NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 22:23:42 [Preview] No.356287 del
>>356286
Boong lyfe car.


NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 22:30:19 [Preview] No.356288 del
>>356254
Kek. Your rock bottom is just a capstone for shit underneath.


NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 22:34:07 [Preview] No.356290 del
>>356289
I don't blame them. If I lived in Melbourne I would want to escape the poz.


NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 22:40:51 [Preview] No.356291 del
>>356289
Smart boomers


NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 22:41:32 [Preview] No.356292 del
>>356291
avoiding getting vaccinated, travelling from state to state spreading the poz, real smart


NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 22:54:52 [Preview] No.356293 del
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2021-05-28/mitch-tambo-indigenous-plea-qa-reconciliation-week/100171968

Called for a new stolen generation. Redefined as the truth being stolen and needing to be returned.

This will end up along the lines of having your 98 excel stolen and demanding that your Lexus be returned.

>Perhaps in a sign of a level of the emotion in the room the in-studio alarm then went off before other panellist gave their support to Tambo.

Whats this alarm for?


NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 23:21:08 [Preview] No.356294 del
Mrongins
Kinda regret those 12 standoes but the hangover is very manageable at this stage.
Havins me a white standard and 4 slices of well buttered raisin toast.


NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 23:28:21 [Preview] No.356295 del
>>356294
Good morning NEET. Take the day as it comes.


NEET 05/27/2021 (Thu) 23:46:18 [Preview] No.356296 del
>>356293
>Whats this alarm for?
It's that one week in the year where everyone part of that group gets the stage before being ignored for the rest of the year.


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 00:59:50 [Preview] No.356297 del
Good morning NEETs.

Up late and serious back and wrist pain.


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 01:00:09 [Preview] No.356298 del
>>356275
I am glad you enjoyed it.


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 01:01:23 [Preview] No.356299 del
>>356297
Good morning NEET.

>Up late and serious back and wrist pain.
What will you do for pain relief?


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 01:02:35 [Preview] No.356300 del
Another day on earths bros. Fell off the wagon severely the last few days.


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 01:03:03 [Preview] No.356301 del
>>356299
>What will you do for pain relief?
I took an aspirin.


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 01:05:30 [Preview] No.356302 del
>>356300
>Fell off the wagon severely the last few days.
I am sorry to hear that. Is that why you started spamming that downs guy again?


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 01:07:40 [Preview] No.356303 del
>>356300
Good morning NEET.


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 01:15:21 [Preview] No.356304 del
>>356302
Nah that was never me. How slanderous. Hardly been on the gen the last few days.
>>356303
Morning mate.


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 01:21:34 [Preview] No.356305 del
>>356297
>serious back and wrist pain
Morning, sorry to hear that neet.


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 01:23:59 [Preview] No.356306 del
>>356300
Goodmorning m8,maybe have an early night tonight


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 02:05:10 [Preview] No.356307 del


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 02:06:28 [Preview] No.356308 del
Why hasn't she been locked away in an institution yet?
>In February 2019 she met with a teen who responded to an ad looking for people to star in a cartoon movie. Azzopardi told the girl she was not right for the role but offered to “mentor” the victim for a show called Punk’d.
>In April the pair flew from Melbourne to Sydney because Azzopardi claimed there was an audition for the show.
>The day after they arrived, the fake agent took the child to Centrelink and told her to “write on a piece of paper that she was seeing ghosts”, court documents show.
https://www.news.com.au/national/victoria/courts-law/samantha-azzopardi-fake-nanny-and-pretend-schoolgirl-saga-drags-on/news-story/5e59b7ae107ea0176343e33296bc5771


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 02:06:47 [Preview] No.356309 del
>>356307
What is this feel?


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 02:08:20 [Preview] No.356310 del


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 02:09:00 [Preview] No.356311 del
>>356308
women can do no wrong


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 02:09:30 [Preview] No.356312 del
>>356310
lol absolutely vile.


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 02:13:25 [Preview] No.356313 del
>>356310
>>356307
Hahaha 😂


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 02:18:04 [Preview] No.356314 del
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This will end well.


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 02:52:15 [Preview] No.356315 del
>>356308
Bizarre.


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 02:55:49 [Preview] No.356316 del
4 or 5 more hours.
Like a week behind in paperwork shit and case notes.


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 02:57:47 [Preview] No.356317 del
>>356314
They'll let the Asgardians out.
If Nuro ever reunites with his kin, consequences will never be the same.


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 02:58:37 [Preview] No.356318 del
>>356316
You need to get them to hire you a Personal Assistant to do all your paperwork.


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 03:04:25 [Preview] No.356319 del
>>356318
Make Possum do it for garlic bread.


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 03:13:45 [Preview] No.356320 del
>>356316
Keep chugging through it. You'll get there.


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 03:14:16 [Preview] No.356321 del
The hangover has mostly lifted. The repairman is here. Wage chugs on


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 03:16:36 [Preview] No.356322 del
I only just realised it’s reconciliation week because of someone’s email signature.
Imagine having to put that shit in your sig


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 03:23:43 [Preview] No.356324 del
16chan is down.


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 03:24:20 [Preview] No.356325 del
>>356324
Tell the staff to hit the server with a stick.


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 03:25:12 [Preview] No.356326 del
>>356321
>The repairman is here.
You should compliment him on his bulge.


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 03:26:11 [Preview] No.356327 del
>>356323
The body corporate judge knew he cant be rehabilitated, and he didnt harm any one so society does not need to be protected or because there is some community expectation for retrubution. so the only reason he is in gaol is for punishment.

Obviously the ZOG wants that aspect of things ramped up a little.


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 03:55:14 [Preview] No.356328 del
>>356324
Tiffin's bread machine short-circuited the servers.


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 04:23:27 [Preview] No.356329 del
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Have you NEETs ever come across something like pic related in the shops?


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 04:27:05 [Preview] No.356330 del
I’ve eaten a lot of that peppercorn cheese
Feeling like a big boi


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 04:30:58 [Preview] No.356331 del
>>356330
I see a big gooey poo in your future.


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 04:34:33 [Preview] No.356332 del


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 04:35:27 [Preview] No.356333 del
>>356320
Then got a 2hr meeting. Meaning 3 more hours behind.


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 04:35:47 [Preview] No.356334 del
>>356329
Yeah my local coles sells doritos


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 04:37:56 [Preview] No.356335 del
>>356329
Just asking for somebody to bring their own foil bags of poo to the supermarket.


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 04:45:04 [Preview] No.356337 del
garn av' a stout


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 04:45:43 [Preview] No.356338 del
>>356329
Looks like a marketing scam.


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 04:46:52 [Preview] No.356339 del
>>356333
Keep stepping forward.

I feel slightly delusional from exhaustion and I somehow just completed an assignment.


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 04:47:07 [Preview] No.356340 del
>>356337
(You) earned it!


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 04:47:18 [Preview] No.356341 del
Thinking about standards despite the morning regret


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 04:56:08 [Preview] No.356342 del
>>356341
You need to think more about the regret and less about the standards.


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 04:57:19 [Preview] No.356343 del
>>356341
I would call that reflection a reasonably good reflection. Think about how the boong cycle will just continue with the standards.


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 04:58:23 [Preview] No.356344 del
>>356339
Good work neet.


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 05:05:03 [Preview] No.356345 del
>>356325
Big coffee chod log.

Why does no one do literal shitposting anymore?


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 05:05:07 [Preview] No.356346 del
>>356344
Thank (You). Almost had a full on panic attack but it strangely enough acted a circuit breaker when I calmed myself down. I came back to it somehow finished it. To the point that I could submit it and that is where I wanted to get it to today.


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 05:10:49 [Preview] No.356347 del
>>356346
You have done well.


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 05:16:47 [Preview] No.356348 del
Motherbot got a job from Max. They actually bought her a refurbished iPhone because her current phone was fucked (battery not hold charge, difficult to charge, screen fucked). I was surprised.


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 05:17:11 [Preview] No.356349 del
>>356345
NK went walk about.


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 05:22:32 [Preview] No.356350 del
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>>356345
>Why does no one do literal shitposting anymore?


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 05:32:41 [Preview] No.356351 del
>>356350
What movie is this from?


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 05:33:18 [Preview] No.356352 del
>>356329
Its on special yesno?


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 05:34:24 [Preview] No.356353 del
>>356348
>I was surprised.
So am I. You only ever hear bad stories from the whole network.


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 05:40:10 [Preview] No.356355 del


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 05:41:42 [Preview] No.356356 del
Relax nuro is here. *pats on head*


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 05:42:44 [Preview] No.356357 del
>>356351
I have no idea, found that clip a long time ago.


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 05:43:28 [Preview] No.356358 del
>>356356
Your tyres are bald


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 05:48:15 [Preview] No.356359 del
>>356356
Hi Nuro. That is a nice photo.


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 05:49:46 [Preview] No.356360 del
>>356244
Never seen it, I've seen maybe two episodes of Seinfeld.
>>356254
>Felt like rock bottom and I believed that
Was that rock bottom though?
>>356329
No, I haven't.
12 degrees today in Shitbourne, had some mi goreng earlier, all that MSG has me teetering on the bring of a food coma.


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 05:50:22 [Preview] No.356361 del
>>356356
Based.


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 05:56:17 [Preview] No.356362 del
>>356360
Hi Sperg. How many migoreng packets did you have?


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 05:57:42 [Preview] No.356363 del
>>356362
Hello, how are you?
>How many migoreng packets did you have?
I had 3.


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 05:58:35 [Preview] No.356364 del
>>356363
>I had 3.
That is asking for trouble. Those things are toxic (taste good though).


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 06:08:58 [Preview] No.356365 del
>>356363
Did you add anything to it, like fried eggs?


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 06:10:15 [Preview] No.356366 del
>>356358
That's just a trick of the light. The tyres really have michael douglas level tread game.


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 06:14:13 [Preview] No.356367 del
>>356358
That's because nuro has been drag racing his bike against cars


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 06:16:35 [Preview] No.356368 del


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 06:19:22 [Preview] No.356369 del
>>356367
I would believe that Nuro has been doing drag.


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 06:23:44 [Preview] No.356370 del
Can you actually use an ebike to do a burnout? Asking for a friend.


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 06:32:59 [Preview] No.356371 del
>>356370
I don't see why not.


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 06:39:55 [Preview] No.356372 del
Just got told off by the head of accounts because I told Linfox everything was fine on their server and then it came to a grinding halt 15 minutes later
I didn’t even check the logs or metrics, just clicked around to see load times
Bit of a boong fuckup. Kek


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 06:41:24 [Preview] No.356373 del
>>356372
It is good that you can laugh about it. These things happen.


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 06:59:37 [Preview] No.356374 del
>>356351
Dr No, I think.


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 07:00:48 [Preview] No.356375 del
Visited the mechanic. The Corvette is in pieces.
Having a wine.


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 07:03:28 [Preview] No.356376 del
>>356374
Thank you.

>>356375
>The Corvette is in pieces.
Are they making decent progress?


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 07:12:33 [Preview] No.356377 del
Wage complete. Boong train is at the station, I'm standing at the entrance considering a ticket


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 07:16:46 [Preview] No.356378 del
>>356377
Let the boong train go past, filled with unhappy souls as it is. Walk home instead.


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 07:16:46 [Preview] No.356379 del
*starts masturbating*


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 07:18:36 [Preview] No.356380 del
>>356376
>Are they making decent progress?
Yeah, they found the harmonic balancer has been rubbing on the timing cover and needs to be replaced, so they're still trying to get that out without pulling the engine out.
The differential is sitting on a work bench.
There are a couple of bushings missing, despite my apparently buying a "full set", so they're trying to source those.
They spent a good half an hour showing me in and under the car.


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 07:18:42 [Preview] No.356381 del
>>356379
>masturbating
*needful


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 07:21:19 [Preview] No.356382 del
>>356380
>harmonic balancer has been rubbing on the timing cover
At least that is good that they caught something else while working on it.

>They spent a good half an hour showing me in and under the car.
That would be fun and interesting.


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 07:36:45 [Preview] No.356383 del
>>356382
They're a good bunch. There are 3 mechanics and 4 hoists, so it can sit there for a while without stopping them doing other work.
I just hope they remember how it all goes back together.


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 07:39:03 [Preview] No.356384 del
>>356383
>I just hope they remember how it all goes back together.

They'll remember (through trial and error)


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 07:43:15 [Preview] No.356385 del
I wish I could put my life back together. I went to pieces years ago. Can't even get anyone to rub my timing cover.


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 07:56:02 [Preview] No.356387 del
>>356385
At the commune we will all line up in a daisy chain and give each other rubs.


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 07:56:50 [Preview] No.356388 del
>>356385
We'll rub your tummy, if you'd like.


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 07:58:03 [Preview] No.356390 del
>>356387
By which he means we'll all have anal sex with each other in a circular congo line


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 07:58:14 [Preview] No.356391 del
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>>356388
It's a big one neet.


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 08:00:43 [Preview] No.356392 del
>>356391
Extra care on the handles?


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 08:00:51 [Preview] No.356393 del
>>356391
Me in about 2 years


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 08:03:12 [Preview] No.356394 del


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 08:04:44 [Preview] No.356395 del
>>356393
You will have nice bobbies


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 08:06:26 [Preview] No.356396 del
>>356395
And I'll be able to feel them anytime I want.


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 08:06:58 [Preview] No.356397 del
The temp is dropping, may have to put on an extra pair of underpants to stop my NEETstick from freezing.


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 08:08:02 [Preview] No.356398 del
Need to look at getting the cheapest unlimited broadband I can find. I'm currently looking at a list, but it contains many ISPs I've never heard of: spintel, aussie broadband, mate. Are any neets on tightarse no-name internet?


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 08:08:07 [Preview] No.356399 del
>>356396
All the neets will


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 08:08:41 [Preview] No.356400 del
>>356397
What if I told you about a place that's warm and wet and can keep your neetstick comfy?


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 08:11:20 [Preview] No.356401 del
>>356398
If you're on the NBN it's all the same shit in the sense that bottlenecks in equipment local would have more of an impact on speeds. I am with TPG and they are fairly decent value. My only solid advice would be to avoid Telstra.


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 08:11:52 [Preview] No.356402 del
>>356341
It's good for ya,


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 08:12:39 [Preview] No.356403 del
>>356358
They're slicks to stick to the road.


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 08:12:58 [Preview] No.356404 del
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NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 08:13:36 [Preview] No.356405 del
>>356377
DOOT DOOT


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 08:14:17 [Preview] No.356406 del
>>356380
When will it be ready?


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 08:16:15 [Preview] No.356407 del
>>356401
I'm not really interested in speed, just price and no download cap. I've got terabytes of data I need to grab but can't because I'm stuck using my phone for internet.


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 08:17:35 [Preview] No.356408 del
>>356406
I didn't ask.


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 08:18:57 [Preview] No.356409 del
>>356398
Read the Whirlpool forums to find out more about ISPs. The best value plans recommended there at the moment seem to be from Superloop.


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 08:23:39 [Preview] No.356410 del
>>356407
TPG will be fine for that use.


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 08:29:51 [Preview] No.356411 del
>>356410
>>356409
Unfortunately when I check my address with various ISPs, they tell me fixed line is unavailable for months due to some shortage. Absolute mong-tier country.


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 08:33:10 [Preview] No.356412 del
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2 bottles of wine, 2 blocks of chocky, 2 trays of croissants.
Choo chooooo


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 08:37:38 [Preview] No.356413 del
>>356412
>2 blocks of chocky
The caramilk again?


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 08:38:20 [Preview] No.356414 del
>>356413
And a malteser block


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 08:43:47 [Preview] No.356415 del
>>356411
The chips in the modems are in shortage globally. Taiwan needs to get its finger out and start working harder.


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 08:43:55 [Preview] No.356416 del
>>356412
Well fed neet.


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 08:44:09 [Preview] No.356417 del
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>>356412
Noice one m8. Whacha having on the crossaints?


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 08:46:16 [Preview] No.356418 del
>>356417
Maybe he got the chocolate ones


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 08:49:03 [Preview] No.356419 del
>>356418
He could still put more chocolate on them.


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 08:58:58 [Preview] No.356420 del
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>>356417
buddah


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 08:59:49 [Preview] No.356421 del
>>356420
Straight to the junk folder.


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 09:04:21 [Preview] No.356422 del
>>356420
The distortion was an extra bonus.


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 09:05:43 [Preview] No.356423 del
>>356421
That video was awful. Here is better one for your junk folder.


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 09:09:33 [Preview] No.356425 del
>>356424
Be careful those harlots don't rob you.


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 09:10:09 [Preview] No.356426 del
>>356424
>We are not afraid to take a pounding
Hot


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 09:10:35 [Preview] No.356427 del
>>356424
>we cannot book you in, without a deposit
Sounds like a scam.


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 09:11:07 [Preview] No.356428 del


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 09:12:04 [Preview] No.356429 del
>>356425
>>356427
I'm not planning on booking them. One of them looks vaguely familiar, so I suspect they really are local slags.


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 09:12:33 [Preview] No.356430 del
>>356429
They are too good looking for their prices.


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 09:13:13 [Preview] No.356431 del
>>356428
It's been so long since my last vile.


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 09:13:49 [Preview] No.356432 del
am considering messaging to ask if they're sure they're not asian though


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 09:14:32 [Preview] No.356433 del
>>356431
You have become an addict neet


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 09:14:57 [Preview] No.356434 del
>>356432
I will approve that message.


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 09:15:55 [Preview] No.356435 del
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>>356424
There is only one that can give them what they need.


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 09:17:25 [Preview] No.356436 del
>>356426
I wonder how much they want to do femdomme. Wondering for a friend.


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 09:18:13 [Preview] No.356437 del
>>356432
They do look like they're wearing a lot of make up, doesn't hurt to be sure.


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 09:18:36 [Preview] No.356438 del
>>356424
>KINK and FETISH Friendly

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 09:19:17 [Preview] No.356439 del
>>356438
Webby is the fetish they didn't know they had.


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 09:19:34 [Preview] No.356440 del
>>356424
>ALSO, WE ARE NOT ASIANS, WE HAVE NEVER BEEN ASIANS AND WE ARE NOT PLANNING TO BECOME ASIANS.
>WE ARE CAUCASIANS WHO WERE BORN IN AUSTRALIA, MAKING US AUSSIES , SO AUSSIES WE BE.


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 09:20:37 [Preview] No.356441 del
>>356440
I wonder if they'd agree to put lampshades on their head and make slitty eyes while they sit on my face and neetstick?


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 09:20:51 [Preview] No.356442 del
Time to break out the BDSM toys.


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 09:21:26 [Preview] No.356443 del
>>356442
just need some barbecue tongs


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 09:21:49 [Preview] No.356444 del
>>356440
Can someone explain what the point of this was? Are there literally no white girls working as prostitutes?


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 09:22:27 [Preview] No.356445 del
>>356444
every other ad on those websites is sex slave asians


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 09:22:46 [Preview] No.356446 del
>>356442
In awe at the size of this lad.


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NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 09:23:20 [Preview] No.356448 del
>>356444
The majority of prostitutes are asian.


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 09:24:16 [Preview] No.356449 del
thanks to stronk and brave independent womens, onlyfans, and immigrant prosties, the price of pussy is cheaper than ever


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 09:24:29 [Preview] No.356450 del
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>>356442
Nuro was into fetish before it was popular.


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 09:24:42 [Preview] No.356451 del
>>356449
Based.


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 09:25:10 [Preview] No.356452 del
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>>356442
Ask them how much they'd want for a group booking of executive neets for bdsm orgy.


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 09:25:20 [Preview] No.356453 del
>>356446
That would be a previous winner of Nurgle


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 09:25:35 [Preview] No.356454 del
nuro road his eeb so fast once that he went back in time and called the wright brothers the wrong brothers, then popped a sick mono and blasted back to the present


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 09:25:43 [Preview] No.356455 del
>>356446
I know. I want to rub his tubby tummy for free


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NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 09:27:13 [Preview] No.356457 del
>>356452
I have always liked this image more.


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 09:28:38 [Preview] No.356458 del
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>>356452
I'm ready.


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 09:29:31 [Preview] No.356459 del
>>356458
lol remember when i tried to get 10k to make whore put her boot on her head and call herself nigger smurf?


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 09:29:59 [Preview] No.356460 del
>>356454
How fast does he have to go on the eeb to time travel?


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 09:32:16 [Preview] No.356461 del
Anyway, NOOTs. Serious business: Starting Monday I have 3 weeks to stay sober and cut out carbs in preparation for a fasted blood test and piss sample on Monday 21 June. You have to hold me to account.


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 09:32:33 [Preview] No.356462 del
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NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 09:34:45 [Preview] No.356464 del
>>356462
kek, storm in a teacup.


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 09:34:59 [Preview] No.356465 del
>>356452
Imagine calling those girls up for an outcall kink session, they walk in and are greeted by this large gentleman in all his gear.

>>356458
lel


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 09:36:44 [Preview] No.356466 del
>>356461
You should do a daily check so we can review it over time.


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 09:36:56 [Preview] No.356467 del
>>356463
no traction


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 09:37:35 [Preview] No.356468 del
>>356465
the scent of mango, frangipani, and poo filling the room


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 09:37:40 [Preview] No.356469 del
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>>356461
>3 weeks to stay sober
Just think of Costa and clean living.


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 09:38:00 [Preview] No.356470 del
>>356465
That gear saved him from smoke inhalation when his wand caught on fire while charging.


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 09:39:01 [Preview] No.356471 del
>>356466
We'll work something out.
If we can stick at it for 2 months, I might even reward you all by debasing myself with these vile whore-thiefs or something


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 09:39:42 [Preview] No.356472 del
>>356461
Why do you need to do a blood test and piss sample? Why would you need to cut out carbs for that? What is going on?
I'll join you on the sobriety though, starting Monday, heh.. heh..


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 09:40:22 [Preview] No.356473 del
>>356461
3 weeks fast for a blood test? don't they only make you do that the day before?


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 09:40:42 [Preview] No.356474 del
>>356472
>Why do you need to do a blood test and piss sample? Why would you need to cut out carbs for that? What is going on?
Cos I'm a fat alcoholic cunt and they be checking for the beetus and cholesterol and sheeeit


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 09:41:11 [Preview] No.356475 del
>>356473
3 weeks of clean living, 12 hours fast


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 09:41:35 [Preview] No.356477 del
>>356472
I dunno but since about 2 years ago my Dr sends me texts every 6 months for a fasting blood test.


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 09:42:09 [Preview] No.356478 del
>>356472
Like when you bailed on Sober October in week 2?


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 09:42:19 [Preview] No.356479 del
>>356476
Can't handle the bantz


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 09:42:40 [Preview] No.356480 del
>>356356
Nuro is based at home and'''' away.


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 09:43:30 [Preview] No.356481 del
>>356480
Alf said he was a flammin' cunt


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 09:43:49 [Preview] No.356482 del
>>356478
>>356472
I'll join you two in your restricted boongery diet, I need to lose 10kg.


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 09:44:15 [Preview] No.356483 del
>>356482
Thank you, NEET.


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 09:44:31 [Preview] No.356484 del
>>356474
so something like
E/LFTs; FBE; HbA1c; TSH; Lipids


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 09:45:02 [Preview] No.356485 del
>>356476
That John bloke just looks greasy.


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 09:45:38 [Preview] No.356486 del
>>356465
We have their pictures neet, we could open an account somewhere and use them to make this scenario happen.


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 09:45:50 [Preview] No.356487 del
>>356485
He likes the pizza


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 09:45:56 [Preview] No.356488 del
>>356484
Sounds about right. Don't make me dig the paperwork out.


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 09:46:16 [Preview] No.356489 del
>>356462
What an unattractive woman.


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 09:46:21 [Preview] No.356490 del
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>>356481
Yeah sorry about that, cobber. I loose my head sometimes, but he shouldnt have been mouthing off about the RSL, I'm a VV you know mate.


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 09:46:46 [Preview] No.356491 del
>>356463
Straight to the pig folder.


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 09:47:14 [Preview] No.356492 del
>>356478
I lasted 21 days you fucking dickwit


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 09:47:18 [Preview] No.356493 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=GdTiZB0wjs0 [Embed]


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 09:47:34 [Preview] No.356494 del
>>356461
Are you trying to cheat the tests? Wouldn't it be better to be tested while living your normal lifestyle?


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 09:47:40 [Preview] No.356495 del
>>356485
Jordies was probably right about him.


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 09:47:56 [Preview] No.356496 del
>>356492
My mistake, Nuro Jr


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 09:48:41 [Preview] No.356497 del
>>356463
cruelty to animals is not funny.


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 09:48:54 [Preview] No.356498 del
>>356486
We need to make it into a low grade porn scene, the guy calls the girls up, they come to his home, he leaves the door unlocked for them, they walk into a large fellow suited up in his latex gear with the gas mask on, breathing heavily, like darth vader, he then says in a husky breathless voice "so $350 for the hour?", the girls stand in awe, take the cash and then the fun begins.


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 09:49:11 [Preview] No.356499 del
>>356494
I'd like to start fixing things and have a test that at least looks a little better than the last one. Not one that demands beetus pills or something.


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NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 09:50:31 [Preview] No.356501 del
>>356494
>tested while living your normal lifestyle
Thats crazy talk.


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 09:52:37 [Preview] No.356502 del
>>356498
>breathing heavily, like Cruisey does


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 09:53:10 [Preview] No.356503 del


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 09:53:12 [Preview] No.356504 del
>>356502
he'd forget his lines


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 09:53:32 [Preview] No.356505 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=eMK4cfXj5c0 [Embed]


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 09:53:39 [Preview] No.356506 del
(1.06 MB 1440x1067 E2Kp1yTVcAAqn0w.png)
NEET health resolution. Mid year challenge.


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 09:54:05 [Preview] No.356507 del
Dusty Allen needs to make an appearance, with a garlic bread stuffed down his speedos too.


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 09:54:21 [Preview] No.356508 del
>>356364
>That is asking for trouble. Those things are toxic (taste good though
Yeah, I bought the Indonesian ones too, which seem to be more laden with MSG than the homebrand ones.
>>356365
No I didn't.
>>356412
What wine did you get?
>>356450
Nuro went to PNG and had the locals worship him as part of a cargo cult once.
>>356461
Ok we will try.
Went for a walk, bought a longneck of stout for after I do a bunch of uni work. The food coma has subsided.


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 09:54:43 [Preview] No.356509 del
webbers on the good music tonight, none of that faggy banjo shit.


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 09:55:32 [Preview] No.356510 del
>>356497
Food shouldn't be kept as a pet.


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 09:56:00 [Preview] No.356511 del
>>356506
>Mid year
Don't say that yet! I refuse to believe I've already wasted half the year with nothing to show for it.


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 09:56:37 [Preview] No.356512 del
>>356505
A blast from the past


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 09:56:44 [Preview] No.356513 del
>>356500
This will follow him around in life.


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 09:59:12 [Preview] No.356514 del
>>356506
That image made me kek


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 10:00:24 [Preview] No.356515 del
>>356512
13 year old me thought that shit was great. I saw them in concert that year, and again in 2008 or thereabouts.


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 10:00:47 [Preview] No.356516 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=9d8SzG4FPyM [Embed]


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 10:05:03 [Preview] No.356518 del
>>356515
I remember being 14 or 15, at my mates house, we used to steal his old man's weed and have a smoke before he got home before work, listening to it on a cd.


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 10:05:30 [Preview] No.356519 del
>>356517
beautiful


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 10:05:46 [Preview] No.356521 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=XCk81G8gnvE [Embed]


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 10:06:06 [Preview] No.356522 del
>>356517
Can't say I understand any of that.


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 10:06:51 [Preview] No.356523 del
>>356522
His accent is thick.


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 10:08:07 [Preview] No.356524 del
>>356523
Also they should stop making noises, and just talk.

>>356520
This one is more decipherable, the noises ruin it some.


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 10:08:44 [Preview] No.356525 del
>>356522
Good Evening (Afternoon) Big Fella.


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 10:09:26 [Preview] No.356526 del
The voice of cruisey


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 10:09:29 [Preview] No.356527 del
>>356517
She sings good.


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 10:09:50 [Preview] No.356528 del
The african accent is cute


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 10:10:26 [Preview] No.356529 del
>>356517
A real foot tapper made better with Monaro.


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 10:11:24 [Preview] No.356530 del
>>356517
It's not even the end of the thread 👏👏👏


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 10:11:41 [Preview] No.356531 del
>>356521
I like flogging molly
https://youtube.com/watch?v=4Bc3oUGvOBU [Embed]


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NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 10:13:25 [Preview] No.356533 del
>>356525
Please. His proper title is The Hun.


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 10:14:41 [Preview] No.356534 del
>>356520
👏👏👏

Cruisers food and family Vocaroo.

Good burp too.


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 10:16:05 [Preview] No.356535 del
>>356525
Good evening, fella.


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 10:17:17 [Preview] No.356536 del
Feeling really unsure of myself bros, I have this feeling that things won't work out with the Brit, that I'll fuck it up somehow, that all the shit in my life somehow disqualifies me from being in a relationship or being happy. Not good feels bros...


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 10:17:55 [Preview] No.356537 del
>>356531
So do I. At the risk of being that guy, I saw them live once too.


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 10:18:41 [Preview] No.356538 del
>>356536
Needless worrying. Everything will go fine. You are a good cunt. You are worthy of good things in your life.


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 10:20:10 [Preview] No.356540 del
>>356536
We're rooting for you, Sperg. This lockdown stuff is going to fuck with your emotions for a week. Just ride it out.


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 10:20:15 [Preview] No.356541 del
>>356536
You got one date, you'll get another with someone else if you have to.


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 10:20:57 [Preview] No.356542 del
>>356536
Just a moment of anziety neet, you will be fine.


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 10:21:09 [Preview] No.356543 del
>>356536
Just think about how you're going to use her for sex, then discard her and move onto the next one.


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 10:23:55 [Preview] No.356544 del
>>356539
She has a nice voice.


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 10:25:12 [Preview] No.356545 del
MNANNN SMASHHED


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 10:25:32 [Preview] No.356546 del
>>356412
It's on Donky Mong


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 10:25:49 [Preview] No.356547 del
I need to fix the palay station.


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 10:27:29 [Preview] No.356548 del
>>356539
She seems a good-natured soul.


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 10:27:44 [Preview] No.356549 del
>>356442
Splandem.


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 10:29:55 [Preview] No.356550 del
Mong'd


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 10:31:05 [Preview] No.356551 del
>>356539
Okay, this is far better. The accent doesn't bother me at all. I found different English accents interesting.


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 10:31:35 [Preview] No.356552 del
Last time I got big mong'd it felt like I had legit brain damage the morning.


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 10:32:31 [Preview] No.356553 del
>>356536
You will fuck it up.
You will fuck up the next one too. And again, and again.
Go into it with this mindset. Do not put her on a pedestal, she will tell straight away. You need to convince her, and indeed yourself, that you pick up girls often and that you have chosen her, not that she is giving you the time of day to see what you offer. Do 👏 not 👏 act 👏 like 👏 a 👏 pussy


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 10:32:57 [Preview] No.356554 del
>>356502
Darth Vader = Cruisey

Make this fileter.


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 10:33:10 [Preview] No.356555 del
Shpandex


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 10:33:48 [Preview] No.356556 del
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NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 10:34:08 [Preview] No.356557 del
>>356554
Crap filter.


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 10:36:31 [Preview] No.356559 del
>>356536
Nah man, you've got this.
She wouldn't have been up for seeing you again.. if she didn't want to see you again/


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 10:36:47 [Preview] No.356560 del
>>356558
Classic.


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 10:38:33 [Preview] No.356561 del
>asian orientated


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 10:38:39 [Preview] No.356562 del
>>356551
Which part of britain is she from?


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 10:39:24 [Preview] No.356563 del
Its funny how you can hear the some aussie accent in her voice and some aussie kinda phrases


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 10:39:47 [Preview] No.356564 del
>>356550
Straight to the liver.


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 10:42:55 [Preview] No.356565 del
In June the wombo NEET will prune,
Clean the room without the goon,
In the vet he shall not hoon,
His attitude will show no doom.
Perhaps to cope he'll post his coom


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 10:44:01 [Preview] No.356566 del
>>356565
Well rhymed


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 10:44:59 [Preview] No.356567 del
>>356538
I hope I will go alright, I'm just worried that I'm somehow defective or some shit and she'll sniff that out.
>>356540
Yeah it could just be the lockdown and stress from uni sending me a bit up the wall.
>>356541
I guess.
>>356553
Perhaps this is a good attitude.
>>356559
Let's hope so.


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 10:45:11 [Preview] No.356568 del
>>356539
Deep K-Pop law. She has wide interests. You should get her BTS McDonald's meal.


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 10:45:43 [Preview] No.356569 del
>>356558
I like your laugh. It's got a good depth.


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 10:45:54 [Preview] No.356570 del
>>356562
Is she from Bri'un? I have no idea. Yorkshire?
I can't recognize accents, I just find them interesting.
Well maybe American Southern accent, I recognize. And Jamaican, kek.


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 10:46:12 [Preview] No.356571 del
>>356565
I'd do the needful to that last sentence.


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 10:49:52 [Preview] No.356572 del
>>356565
>vet
vette


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 10:51:59 [Preview] No.356573 del
That time of night again, too early to go to bed, too late to do anything.


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 10:52:47 [Preview] No.356574 del
>>356557
>>356565
I want to see his coom


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 10:52:57 [Preview] No.356575 del
>>356573
time for a wank


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 10:55:10 [Preview] No.356577 del
>>356573
do the needful


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 10:55:44 [Preview] No.356578 del
Jump around! Jump around!
Jump up jump up and get down!


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 10:56:56 [Preview] No.356579 del
I'm wondering which board on halfchan is the most autistic. Surely science has answered this question.


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 10:57:39 [Preview] No.356580 del
>>356578
https://youtube.com/watch?v=aDpYYj0jdx0 [Embed]


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 11:01:01 [Preview] No.356582 del
>>356576
Based.


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 11:03:46 [Preview] No.356583 del
>>356581
She should watch Tiktok instead.

Get her the BTS meal from McDonald's tomorrow.

Good lip smacking in there.

Last part was very authentic Bug.


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 11:04:25 [Preview] No.356584 del
tfw no gf to joke around and laugh with about animoos and mangoes while getting boonged
Cruisey really is living the dream


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 11:04:52 [Preview] No.356585 del
might take a dump and go to bed
night all


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 11:06:11 [Preview] No.356586 del
>>356585
Good night NEET. Sleep tight.


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 11:06:34 [Preview] No.356587 del
>>356585
Stay up and get boonged with us


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 11:06:38 [Preview] No.356588 del


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 11:08:34 [Preview] No.356589 del


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 11:08:45 [Preview] No.356590 del
>>356587
i got about 1.5 hours sleep between 3.30am and 5.30am this morning


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 11:09:50 [Preview] No.356591 del
Good night NEETs. Sleep tight.


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 11:11:02 [Preview] No.356592 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=3YSZgrjMZUY [Embed]


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 11:11:08 [Preview] No.356593 del
I think Monaro enjoyed teh NEETboard.
Good night friends.


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 11:11:55 [Preview] No.356594 del
>>356590
Oh yeah. I felt bad for you when I woke up to those posts.

>>356593
Goodnight both. I'll entertain the boong calendar gods tonight like a trooper


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 11:12:30 [Preview] No.356595 del
>>356593
Good night my friend.


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 11:12:52 [Preview] No.356596 del


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 11:13:11 [Preview] No.356597 del
>>356581
Is she a PoC?

>>356593
Night fella.


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 11:13:34 [Preview] No.356598 del
>>356594
I might still keel going.
One more drink couldn't hurt.
It's only 8 40


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 11:15:30 [Preview] No.356599 del
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NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 11:15:51 [Preview] No.356600 del
>>356598
Does Monaro go to bed when you head off early?


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 11:16:31 [Preview] No.356601 del
>>356599
Juicy-lookin' pizza.


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 11:17:00 [Preview] No.356602 del
Second goon bottle


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 11:20:50 [Preview] No.356603 del
>>356600
I don't think she'kll be to bed for some time.


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 11:22:22 [Preview] No.356604 del
>>356601
Four slices of ham, three slices of salami, worchesterchire sauce, bbq glaze sauce, three sclices of chjeese and peeppper/ on meatlovers.


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 11:22:48 [Preview] No.356605 del
>>356602
On my last stado, out of ginger vbeer


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 11:22:49 [Preview] No.356606 del
>>356579
If I were to pick the low hanging fruit I'd say /r9k/ or /pol/ but truth be told it's proably one of the worksafe board that's dedicated to a particular interest like /a/ or /g/ or some shit.


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 11:23:46 [Preview] No.356607 del
minus 1 tonight up here neets.


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 11:23:51 [Preview] No.356608 del
>>356602
coon'd


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 11:25:06 [Preview] No.356610 del
>>356604
>worchesterchire sauce
I can't endorse that.


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 11:26:04 [Preview] No.356611 del
>>356607
Chilly.


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 11:27:29 [Preview] No.356612 del
>>356609
Good Vocaroo NEET!


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 11:27:30 [Preview] No.356613 del
>>356609
Neutral lyfe needs a boonging/;


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 11:28:26 [Preview] No.356614 del
>>356613
Poor advice.


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 11:29:20 [Preview] No.356615 del
>>356612
Glad you liked it!
>>356613
I have a longneck of stout in the fridge for later. I might have that tonight, I might not, we'll see.


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 11:29:39 [Preview] No.356616 del
Cruisey Rules Everything Around Me


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 11:33:02 [Preview] No.356617 del
>>356615
>I might not, we'll see.
Good moderation.


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 11:37:06 [Preview] No.356618 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=hI8A14Qcv68 [Embed]


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 11:57:33 [Preview] No.356619 del
Thinking of possum wiggin out and laughing hysterically after we give him some white mistubishis while we're all maxin by the firepit in the commune


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 11:59:31 [Preview] No.356620 del
>>356619

I cant wait to see him in hi esky pool throne.


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 12:00:43 [Preview] No.356621 del
They have a woman boundary rider on the footy broadcast. She is dreadful.


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 12:01:12 [Preview] No.356622 del
>>356619
The commune is going to be drug free. Sniffer dogs at the entrance.


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 12:03:23 [Preview] No.356623 del
In the commune we will sow webbers bunghole shut and feed him around the clock until he explodes


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 12:07:48 [Preview] No.356624 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=y7gfbVpraWw [Embed]

Nuro never told us he did stunt double in this moofie.


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 12:12:51 [Preview] No.356626 del
I wonder which two NEETs will be the first to get in a physical confrontation with each other in the commune, my money is on Weber and Nuro.


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 12:13:56 [Preview] No.356627 del
>>356625
A classic.


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 12:14:40 [Preview] No.356628 del
>>356625
Absolutely vile


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 12:15:34 [Preview] No.356629 del


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 12:16:03 [Preview] No.356630 del
>>356628
According to the comments, Tarantino is quoted as saying this is one of the few scenes in film to have ever made him queasy.


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 12:16:29 [Preview] No.356631 del
>>356624
>those pants


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 12:17:36 [Preview] No.356632 del
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NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 12:18:51 [Preview] No.356633 del
>>356632
Nuro sees himself as that petrol-pumping fellow.


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 12:20:14 [Preview] No.356634 del
>>356633
There used to be a good greentext that accompanied it. Buggered if I can remember what it was about.


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 12:35:57 [Preview] No.356635 del
might do some sleep


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 12:38:13 [Preview] No.356636 del
>>356635
Do that, fella.


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 12:39:33 [Preview] No.356637 del
>>356633
I agree.


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 12:41:46 [Preview] No.356638 del
>>356635
Good night NEET.


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 12:47:34 [Preview] No.356639 del
>>356634
"NIGGERS could be here" he thought, "I've never been in this neighborhood before. There could be NIGGERS anywhere." The cool wind felt good against his bare neck. "I HATE NIGGERS" he thought. Sweet Dreams are Made of These reverberated his earbuds, making them pulsate even as the $9 wine circulated through his powerful thick veins and washed away his (merited) fear of minorities after riots. "With a car, you can go anywhere you want" he said to himself, out loud.


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 13:24:35 [Preview] No.356643 del
>>356641
I liked the Kaczynski one


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 13:26:49 [Preview] No.356644 del


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 13:28:35 [Preview] No.356645 del
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(2.17 MB 960x720 risetoflyy.mp4)


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 13:59:34 [Preview] No.356646 del
Listening to the prodigy


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 14:03:26 [Preview] No.356647 del
https://www.bitchute.com/video/405ySUZvjcN3/ [Embed]


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 14:06:21 [Preview] No.356648 del
Where the fuck has Nuro been tonight


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 14:23:30 [Preview] No.356649 del
I'm so keen for some choof right now


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 14:49:14 [Preview] No.356650 del
>>356646
Based.
>>356648
Probably out cycling or overdid it on the piss/pills tonight and is too fucked up to post.


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 15:06:37 [Preview] No.356651 del
Out of goon reee


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 18:47:38 [Preview] No.356652 del
>>356622
The sniffer dogs won't be there to detect drugs. They'll be there to detect unwashed neet sticks.


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 21:21:28 [Preview] No.356653 del
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>>356650
INCREDIBLY ACCURATE


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 21:25:24 [Preview] No.356654 del
mording all
refreshed


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 21:34:13 [Preview] No.356655 del
>>356653
>>356654
Morning neeties. Gonna try and make today a productive day.


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 21:35:06 [Preview] No.356656 del
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GooD Morning Neets.

Just a little bit justed this morn.


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 21:36:23 [Preview] No.356657 del
>>356655
Seems like it do-able

what you got planned ?


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 21:36:39 [Preview] No.356658 del
Garn to coles to buy some garlic bread. You neets want anything?


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 21:42:25 [Preview] No.356659 del
>>356658
need some chilli beans and fancy ground coffee and honey and milk

thanks cunt


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 22:21:10 [Preview] No.356660 del
>>356657
Gotta hack a bunch of windows boxes.


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 22:24:43 [Preview] No.356661 del
one plain sausage mcmuffin meal down the hatch


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 22:27:36 [Preview] No.356662 del
>>356660
take my axe


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 22:30:34 [Preview] No.356663 del
>>356660
im currently team viewered into the boss's machine

lol a brand new 512gb NVME already filled to the brim with porn

>>356661
how are the hash browns today ?


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 22:31:18 [Preview] No.356664 del
>>356663
>how are the hash browns today ?
It was actually pretty good. Crisp, quite hot, and not oily.


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 22:31:36 [Preview] No.356665 del
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Good morning NEETs.


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 22:32:59 [Preview] No.356666 del
>>356665
g'day buddy!


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 22:35:49 [Preview] No.356667 del
>>356665
cursed frog


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 22:40:59 [Preview] No.356668 del
>>356654
>>356655
>>356656
>>356665
Good morning friends.
My throat sounds like an old kero gen set.


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 22:42:11 [Preview] No.356670 del
>>356668
Good morning my friend.


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 22:43:07 [Preview] No.356671 del
>>356658
A couple vegetarian pasties and some vicks please.


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 22:43:42 [Preview] No.356672 del


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 22:44:00 [Preview] No.356673 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=zu4pWM-nRq8 [Embed]


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 22:44:33 [Preview] No.356674 del
Remembered about half an hour ago that Dad is coming here this morning to drop off some of Nan's furniture.
I need to make space.


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 22:45:34 [Preview] No.356675 del
>>356670
How's your head after last night?
I told you to get another pillow.


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 22:46:45 [Preview] No.356676 del
>>356675
What we need is some sort of sling that hangs from the ceiling.


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 22:47:50 [Preview] No.356677 del
>>356674
Is he still angry at you about moving day?


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 22:48:18 [Preview] No.356678 del
>>356674
Give the carpets a good vacuum too.


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 22:50:36 [Preview] No.356679 del
>>356676
I need to start doing those core strength exercises.


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 22:52:51 [Preview] No.356680 del
>>356677
I called him and said sorry for fucking up. I only spoke to him once but he seemed okay.


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 22:53:49 [Preview] No.356681 del
>>356678
Monaro is hard on the job now.
I have to go out to the shed and try and tidy that up.
He'll yell at me for keeping that rat skin thing.


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 22:55:25 [Preview] No.356682 del
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Just got called into werk


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 22:56:09 [Preview] No.356683 del
>>356682
Luckily you drive now. I hope you told him that you can be there in 20.


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 22:56:56 [Preview] No.356684 del
>>356460
88 standard drinks per hour. You will now understand how he fucked up his liver.


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 22:57:01 [Preview] No.356685 del
>>356682
Have a good day Nuro.


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 22:57:20 [Preview] No.356686 del
>>356683
the irony of driving is some mornings and afternoon my eeb is actually quicker


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 22:57:33 [Preview] No.356687 del
>>356681
>He'll yell at me for keeping that rat skin thing.
I don't know what the rat skin thing is but you shouldn't tolerate him being abusive.


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 22:59:57 [Preview] No.356688 del
>>356686
I've seen how you ride though.


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 23:00:58 [Preview] No.356689 del
>>356687
The yacht is also next to the shed and the tarp has been ripped and not protecting anything for months.
He's probably call me a fuckknuckle for that as well.


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 23:02:36 [Preview] No.356690 del
>tfw no possum skin mittens to keep my little paws warm on cold mornings like this.


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 23:02:46 [Preview] No.356691 del
>>356689
He's a wanker.


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 23:05:15 [Preview] No.356692 del
>>356691
I hope he doesn't look in the compost bin. He'll really go off. tbh he probably wont say anything because I never listen


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 23:05:20 [Preview] No.356693 del
>>356596
Thank (You)

>>356609
NEET army.

>>356654
>>356655
>>356656
>>356665
>>356668
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 23:05:42 [Preview] No.356694 del
>>356682
It's character building.


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 23:09:48 [Preview] No.356695 del
Are all the melbourne neets uni students?


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 23:10:01 [Preview] No.356696 del
>>356693
Morning


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 23:10:39 [Preview] No.356697 del
>>356695
One is being educated by pajoots


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 23:14:55 [Preview] No.356698 del
>>356694
my boss is actually crippled at the moment...im obligated


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 23:15:11 [Preview] No.356699 del
>>356693
mornin' mate


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 23:15:41 [Preview] No.356700 del
>>356698
hopefully he'll remember this next time you need something


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 23:18:28 [Preview] No.356701 del


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 23:50:13 [Preview] No.356702 del
The lady at Barossa Fine Foods informed me that I could get four (4) trays of snags for $21, which I did.


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 23:50:56 [Preview] No.356703 del
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NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 23:51:59 [Preview] No.356704 del
Shed half cleaned. Good enough.
Cleaned the obvious dog poos.
Time for the second coffee.
Done the first shit.


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 23:52:34 [Preview] No.356705 del
>>356702
How much is in a tray?


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 23:56:35 [Preview] No.356706 del
>>356702
Cambridge chipolatas?


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 23:57:01 [Preview] No.356707 del
>>356703
Is that a /k/ badge?


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 23:57:19 [Preview] No.356708 del
>>356704
>Cleaned the obvious dog poos.
You need to do that more often.


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 23:58:06 [Preview] No.356709 del
>>356707
yeah there are couple of new ones.


NEET 05/28/2021 (Fri) 23:59:01 [Preview] No.356710 del
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the plasticy ones look good for a while.


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 00:00:50 [Preview] No.356711 del
>>356705
They're 500g trays.

I got two trays of beef (2x7=14)
A tray of chevaps (6)
A tray of Cambridge chipolatas (15-18?)


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 00:01:40 [Preview] No.356712 del
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/k/memes are great.


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 00:02:01 [Preview] No.356713 del
Off to visit JB HiFi and Dan's ladies.


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 00:03:15 [Preview] No.356714 del


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 00:06:13 [Preview] No.356715 del
>>356702
>>356711
Very good deal for nice snags.


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 00:08:48 [Preview] No.356716 del
>>356710
I like this one.


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 00:09:27 [Preview] No.356717 del
>>356713
Grab me a pack of jerky please


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 00:11:38 [Preview] No.356718 del
hello NEETs

i need to get a proper seat for the mazda, g forces are giving my back a work out


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 00:16:10 [Preview] No.356719 del
>>356708
When?
I go to work as the sun is rising and get home after it's gone down.


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 00:16:46 [Preview] No.356720 del
>>356711
That's a quality food deal.


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 00:17:29 [Preview] No.356721 del
>>356713
Can you put a copy of Ghosts of Tsushimi on hold for me please?


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 00:17:50 [Preview] No.356722 del
>>356718
I'll give your back a work out.
Morning.


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 00:22:22 [Preview] No.356723 del
>>356722
morning neet
and good night for me im wiped out


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 00:27:56 [Preview] No.356724 del
>>356718
Good morning NEET.

>>356723
Good night NEET. Sleep tight.


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 00:52:09 [Preview] No.356725 del
I got a bottle of shiraz, a bottle of ginger joe, and a four pack of Timothy Tamothy Slamothy Chocolate Milk Biscuit Stout, 6.5% ABV.

Off to post a phone charger and cable to Motherbat.


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 00:57:44 [Preview] No.356726 del
>>356725
>Timothy Tamothy Slamothy Chocolate Milk Biscuit Stout
Keep us updated on how that is. Sounds interesting.

>Off to post
How may days do you think it will take to arrive, is it express service or regular parcel post?


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 01:40:56 [Preview] No.356727 del
Paying the toll


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 01:44:21 [Preview] No.356728 del
>>356727
how many standards?


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 01:44:30 [Preview] No.356729 del
>>356727
Did you burn the coal? Was it worth it?


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 01:45:58 [Preview] No.356730 del
>>356726
Express Post. She will probably receive it Tuesday.


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 01:46:33 [Preview] No.356731 del


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 01:54:34 [Preview] No.356732 del
That stout is bretty gud


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 01:55:27 [Preview] No.356733 del
4 cases yesterday, 5 today.


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 01:56:59 [Preview] No.356734 del
>>356733
a lot of beer


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 02:14:38 [Preview] No.356735 del
(213.06 KB 198x360 vVik6IMYuz4IYIrM.mp4)


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 02:14:54 [Preview] No.356736 del
(36.68 KB 674x960 E2dB9WYUcAIBv8M.jpg)


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 02:19:02 [Preview] No.356737 del
(7.18 MB 960x540 kiEa2MdQR0AqO00K.mp4)


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 02:30:11 [Preview] No.356739 del
>>356732
Delightful.


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 02:30:35 [Preview] No.356740 del


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 02:36:24 [Preview] No.356741 del
>>356737
B A S E D


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 02:40:15 [Preview] No.356742 del


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 02:50:58 [Preview] No.356743 del
>>356725
>Chocolate Milk Biscuit Stout
Not sure about that. Keep me updated.


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 02:51:23 [Preview] No.356744 del
>>356732
Does it taste like a bikkie?


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 02:53:57 [Preview] No.356745 del
(1.49 MB 640x606 lol_women.mp4)


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 02:55:53 [Preview] No.356746 del
garn iga


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 02:59:16 [Preview] No.356747 del
>>356746
15 standos will do. I just went and got 34 more.
...and it's after 12.
Had a bolognese pie while I was out.


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 03:01:04 [Preview] No.356748 del
>>356747
>a bolognese pie
Sounds vile.


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 03:07:29 [Preview] No.356749 del
>>356748
It was home made, was very nice. Better than the steak and mushroom one i had with it.


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 03:09:29 [Preview] No.356750 del
>>356744
I don't think so. There are notes of chocolate and caramel though. I think that's what they were getting at.


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 03:09:49 [Preview] No.356751 del
>>356747
>bolognese pie
no


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 03:09:54 [Preview] No.356752 del
Just went out without a mask


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 03:12:37 [Preview] No.356753 del
I hate the Americans and Bug.


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 03:15:52 [Preview] No.356754 del
>>356753
israel gud?


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 03:15:58 [Preview] No.356755 del
>Number of smokers has reached all-time high of 1.1 billion, study finds
https://www.theguardian.com/society/2021/may/27/number-of-smokers-has-reached-all-time-high-of-11-billion-study-finds

Kind of interesting


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 03:16:51 [Preview] No.356756 del
>>356745
Older but good one.


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 03:18:27 [Preview] No.356757 del
>>356754
Hating Americans includes all kikes.


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 03:19:48 [Preview] No.356758 del
>>356750
Doesn't sound great but as long you enjoy it.
>>356751
Nah it was good, kind of sweet.


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 03:20:03 [Preview] No.356759 del
>>356752
Yet no >>356452 but I did enjoy the freak outs and madness.

That was video was fantastic.


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 03:20:57 [Preview] No.356760 del
>>356758
>Doesn't sound great but as long you enjoy it.
It's just a stout. The hipster wankers have rediscovered it, which is why there are a bunch with stupid names now.


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 03:22:07 [Preview] No.356761 del
>>356755
I am guessing mostly in developing countries and I was correct except for Japan.
>China, India, Indonesia, the US, Russia, Bangladesh, Japan, Turkey, Vietnam and the Philippines

I hate smoking in public. It lingers there is a chimney woman who walks while smoking and it lags behind her so you can smell it after you have well walked past her.


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 03:23:55 [Preview] No.356762 del
>>356761
I used to work with a bunch of smokers and had to use a lift to get to our office space. The lift ride could be horrible if one of them got in it.


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 03:25:16 [Preview] No.356763 del
Listened to those vocaroos. They didn't have very good audio quality.


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 03:26:31 [Preview] No.356764 del
>>356763
Yes, he should invest thousands on studio quality microphones and sound proofing.
You get what you pay for, and you're paying nothing, NEET.


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 03:27:22 [Preview] No.356765 del
>>356762
>The lift ride could be horrible if one of them got in it.
It requires you to hodl your breath long periods of time. I have learned to hold my breath longer but it just lingers without any wind.

It's foul more so when you cannot escape it. That lift would be the worst. I would probably vomit when I do need to breath.


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 03:28:58 [Preview] No.356766 del
Corned beef for lunch.


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 03:30:23 [Preview] No.356767 del
(6.68 MB 640x360 video0_20_2.mp4)


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 03:35:37 [Preview] No.356768 del
>>356766
Sandwich?

>>356767
kek, I wonder what influences someone to make this.


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 03:36:28 [Preview] No.356769 del


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 03:36:45 [Preview] No.356770 del
>>356766
White sauce?


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 04:04:50 [Preview] No.356771 del
>>356755
big chink cohort.


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 04:22:03 [Preview] No.356772 del
One more beer and I'll do some woodwork.


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 04:25:24 [Preview] No.356773 del
>>356772
After this one I'm gonna clean up the flat.
Then after the next I'm gonna pot the spiderplant offshots I've got sitting in jars of water.
Then I'm gonna finalise my file backup and upload it.
Might do some cooking after that.


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 04:26:43 [Preview] No.356774 del
>>356773
>Then I'm gonna finalise my file backup and upload it.
do an md5 checksum locally and on the back up side and compare the two


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 04:28:48 [Preview] No.356775 del
My neighbour was just telling me before about one of my other neighbours (who share part of my boundary) around the corner. The bloke is in jail for the next two years for assault.
Somebody touched his missus.
I knew he was a big fella, but they had to remove the victim's spleen after he stomped him.


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 04:28:53 [Preview] No.356776 del
>>356772
Of course you will. And the mushrooms too.


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 04:29:46 [Preview] No.356777 del
>>356772
In the zone!


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 04:30:07 [Preview] No.356778 del
>>356776
The only mushrooms I grow are in my groin crease.


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 04:30:14 [Preview] No.356779 del
>>356775
Based action.


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 04:31:18 [Preview] No.356780 del
>>356779
Based on how it was described, it was probably justified and just came down to shit legal aid landing him.


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 04:31:24 [Preview] No.356781 del
>>356775
Brutal.


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 04:32:26 [Preview] No.356782 del
>>356775
>Somebody touched his missus.
That is the usual story these thugs trot out. They are allergic to the truth and just want to bash people.


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 04:32:45 [Preview] No.356783 del
>>356780
>landing him
*in prison for so long


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 04:33:26 [Preview] No.356784 del
https://www.nytimes.com/2021/05/27/world/asia/afghan-surrender-taliban.html

>MEHTARLAM, Afghanistan — Ammunition was depleted inside the bedraggled outposts in Laghman Province. Food was scarce. Some police officers hadn’t been paid in five months.
>Then, just as American troops began leaving the country in early May, Taliban fighters besieged seven rural Afghan military outposts across the wheat fields and onion patches of the province, in eastern Afghanistan.
>The insurgents enlisted village elders to visit the outposts bearing a message: Surrender or die.

>By mid-month, security forces had surrendered all seven outposts after extended negotiations, according to village elders. At least 120 soldiers and police were given safe passage to the government-held provincial center in return for handing over weapons and equipment.
>“We told them, ‘Look, your situation is bad — reinforcements aren’t coming,’” said Nabi Sarwar Khadim, 53, one of several elders who negotiated the surrenders.
>Since May 1, at least 26 outposts and bases in just four provinces — Laghman, Baghlan, Wardak and Ghazni — have surrendered after such negotiations, according to village elders and government officials. With morale diving as American troops leave, and the Taliban seizing on each surrender as a propaganda victory, each collapse feeds the next in the Afghan countryside.

Classic


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 04:33:53 [Preview] No.356785 del
>>356782
It was the missus who told my neighbour. They own the property and have been there for 15 years or so.


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 04:35:51 [Preview] No.356786 del
>>356785
>the missus
They make up bullshit and egg their man on to be violent. It turns them on and makes them feel valuable to have men fighting over them. They are lying sluts.


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 04:37:50 [Preview] No.356787 del
>>356786
Perhaps.
He did what he had to do and owned it.
Ol' Spleeny McNoSpleen won't be fucking with anybody again anyway.


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 04:41:10 [Preview] No.356788 del
>>356778
Shiitake?


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 04:45:05 [Preview] No.356789 del
>>356784
They just need a couple more jumbo jets.


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 04:48:53 [Preview] No.356790 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=eRlkIunIU-c [Embed]


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 04:49:30 [Preview] No.356791 del
>>356786
>It turns them on and makes them feel valuable to have men fighting over them.
How is your spleen?


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 04:58:37 [Preview] No.356792 del
>>356791
The hospital sold it to chinks to turn it into impotence medicine.


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 05:04:42 [Preview] No.356794 del


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 05:15:47 [Preview] No.356795 del
(1.10 MB 384x480 video0 (2).mp4)


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 05:21:40 [Preview] No.356796 del
>>356794
If you are a ChefNEET, I may be inclined to believe you.


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 05:23:30 [Preview] No.356797 del
>>356775
Someone touching your missus doesent land you in jail.

being on roids/ice and someone touching your missus does.


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 05:24:31 [Preview] No.356798 del
Thinking about getting an RSA.


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 05:27:54 [Preview] No.356799 del
Thinking about getting MRSA.


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 05:28:56 [Preview] No.356800 del
>>356799
I got that when I had my spleen surgery.


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 05:29:59 [Preview] No.356801 del
Thinking about not getting mrna


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 05:31:27 [Preview] No.356802 del
>>356800
did you touch someone's missus?


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 05:32:50 [Preview] No.356803 del
>>356802
Yes and now I think on it that is probably where I got the MRSA from.


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 05:43:12 [Preview] No.356804 del
>>356797
You know the cops don't care about any of that, right? They just fling shit and see what sticks. Initially it was charges of malicious wounding, intent, etc, etc.


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 05:57:08 [Preview] No.356805 del
>>356795
Based bloke.


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 05:57:34 [Preview] No.356806 del
>>356804
Cops are only after more power. If they get convictions that increases their mandate.


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 05:57:59 [Preview] No.356807 del
>>356803
>where I got the MRSA from.
There is a superbug that comes here and spams. It could be from it.


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 05:59:22 [Preview] No.356808 del
Fixed my woodworking fuck up from a couple of weeks ago, and built most of a circle cutting jig for my plunge router.
Having a Ginger Joe and waiting for the drill to charge.


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 05:59:51 [Preview] No.356809 del
>>356800
That means you have it forever.
Wash your hands after bumfingering.


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 06:00:38 [Preview] No.356810 del
>>356799
After my father's first amputation he was sent to a rehab hospital, sharing a room with 3 other men. There was an MRSA outbreak and their room was quarantined. Good times.


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 06:02:43 [Preview] No.356811 del
>>356809
>bumfingering.
A classic /ausneets/ meme not seen often any more.


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 06:03:12 [Preview] No.356812 del
>>356808
Would you have the tools to make this?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ALDMRgDtQl0 [Embed]


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 06:05:59 [Preview] No.356813 del
>>356812
I don't have a nail gun or the pocket jig they used, but I've got everything else. Those things are cheap enough to acquire, or could be worked around.


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 06:09:19 [Preview] No.356814 del
>tfw got asked to leave games workshop because I smelt like grog
this is rockbottom bros


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 06:11:36 [Preview] No.356815 del
>>356808
Well done NEET.


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 06:11:56 [Preview] No.356816 del


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 06:12:09 [Preview] No.356817 del
>>356814
Straight to Dan's?


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 06:13:24 [Preview] No.356818 del
>>356814
tell us more


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 06:15:59 [Preview] No.356819 del
>>356816
https://youtube.com/watch?v=nW9B1QjfZDI [Embed]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=ofK-WjqBREk [Embed]


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 06:16:43 [Preview] No.356820 del
>>356814
You should tell people you actually got kicked out because they said you looked too geeky. It'd be a great story.


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 06:16:59 [Preview] No.356821 del


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 06:18:04 [Preview] No.356822 del
>>356795
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 06:22:24 [Preview] No.356823 del
>>356814
...which neet is this? It could be anyone.


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 06:22:34 [Preview] No.356824 del
>>356814
Well done neet.


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 06:24:40 [Preview] No.356825 del
>>356823
A NEET most likely on his way to Dan's to get more goon.


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 06:25:30 [Preview] No.356826 del
>>356823
It's not Monk because lockdown.
I think it's the NOOT on 16chan with the deceased Motherbat.


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 06:25:38 [Preview] No.356827 del
(745.13 KB 255x232 dansq.gif)


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 06:32:02 [Preview] No.356828 del
Did that neet score with the two last white whores in australia last night?


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 06:33:08 [Preview] No.356829 del
>>356828
>white
*Asian


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 06:35:17 [Preview] No.356830 del
>>356828
I didn't contact them.
Thinking of going there for dinner, so I'll see if they're about.


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 06:36:32 [Preview] No.356831 del
I think it's 10-16 neet that got kicked out of games workshop


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 06:38:00 [Preview] No.356832 del
I reckon it was Possum


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 06:39:49 [Preview] No.356833 del
>>356832
That's slander.


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 06:45:20 [Preview] No.356834 del
>>356830
>I didn't contact them.
You should still ask them that pending question.


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 06:54:55 [Preview] No.356835 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ulsQpeEUxx0 [Embed]

What a true blue bloke


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 06:58:51 [Preview] No.356836 del
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(61.04 KB 1200x892 imagasde0.jpg)


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 07:01:01 [Preview] No.356837 del
>>356813
I think an air compressor is an overlooked tool that I should probably get one day.


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 07:01:40 [Preview] No.356838 del
>>356836
Based.


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 07:02:10 [Preview] No.356839 del
>https://www.abc.net.au/news/2021-05-29/victoria-covid-exposure-sites/100175758
La trobe uni, well known for being full of students from bad homes, has been pozzed.


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 07:03:22 [Preview] No.356840 del
>>356837
They're pretty handy. Get at least a medium size one if you do, as some air tools require a large supply of air.


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 07:10:24 [Preview] No.356841 del
3 degrees overnight in lizbef apparently


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 07:10:35 [Preview] No.356842 del
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>>356839
>Hamara Bazaar at 315 Harvest Home Rd, Wollert between 10:30am and 11:30am on Tuesday, May 18
>Marmara Halal Meats at 141-145 Lonsadale St, Dandenong between 11:35am and 12:25pm on Wednesday, May 19
>Spice Inn Groceries at 4/16-46 Cleeland Street, Dandenong from 1:00pm to 1:40pm on Wednesday, May 19
>Indiagate Spices & Groceries at 14 C/560-590 High St, Epping on Wednesday, May 19
>Epping Spices & Nuts Grocery Store at 6/1 Lyndarum Dr, Epping from 9:00am to 9:00pm on Saturday, May 22
>Dosa Hut Craigieburn at D1/420-440 Craigieburn Rd, Craigieburn from 5:45pm to 21:15pm on Tuesday, May 25
>Healthy India at 276 Broadway, Reservoir from 9:30am to 2:00pm on Thursday, May 27
>Star Car Wash 1 at Westfield Plenty Valley, 5/415 McDonalds Rd, Mill Park from 8:00am to 5:30pm on Saturday, May 22

You just cannot make this shit up


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 07:19:14 [Preview] No.356843 del
Thinking of buying some tactical soap


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 07:19:58 [Preview] No.356844 del
>>356841
Those Asian escorts could warm you up.


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 07:20:28 [Preview] No.356845 del
Hellooo Neeets

Worked today. Drove 40km in the Lancia to get some sushi for lunch

Booosing it up at the lookout feeling pretty based.


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 07:22:03 [Preview] No.356846 del
>>356845
grasping her keys as a weapon


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 07:27:28 [Preview] No.356847 del
>>356845
Afternoon Nuro.


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 07:28:00 [Preview] No.356848 del
might order a curry


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 07:28:54 [Preview] No.356849 del
>>356848
Indian?


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 07:29:41 [Preview] No.356850 del
>>356849
is there any other kind?
thai is basically vego dog food soup


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 07:34:00 [Preview] No.356851 del
ordered a chicken vindaloo, pilau rice, onion bhaji, and two garlic naans


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 07:40:50 [Preview] No.356852 del
>>356850
Thai, Malay, Indo, Persian, at very least.
International curries are a cornerstone of executive cuisine


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 07:40:51 [Preview] No.356853 del
>>356850
Malaysian, Jap and Bug have them.


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 07:42:18 [Preview] No.356854 del
>>356852
>>356853
The only good ones are Indian and Nepalese.


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 07:42:38 [Preview] No.356855 del
>>356845
Hi Nuro.

>Drove 40km in the Lancia to get some sushi for lunch
That seems a bit extravagant.


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 07:42:55 [Preview] No.356856 del


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 07:48:01 [Preview] No.356857 del
>>356851
Sounds yum. Enjoy.


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 07:49:04 [Preview] No.356858 del
>>356857
I am hoping a certain marsupial smells the naan and decides to join me.


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 07:49:12 [Preview] No.356859 del
>>356854
>Nepalese
I do not believe I have ever had a type of curry made by them. It sounds promising.


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 07:50:03 [Preview] No.356860 del
>>356858
The garlic naans should do the job.


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 07:57:27 [Preview] No.356861 del
>>356841
My feets are cold.


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 07:58:06 [Preview] No.356862 del
>>356845
That arse looks like it would stink of incense and cats.


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 07:58:13 [Preview] No.356863 del
>>356861
Warm them!


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 08:00:58 [Preview] No.356864 del
>>356845
Nuro is based all the live long day.


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 08:04:33 [Preview] No.356865 del
(1.66 MB 340x480 1.mp4)


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 08:05:51 [Preview] No.356867 del
>>356865
Devious.


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 08:06:44 [Preview] No.356869 del
>>356866
Descriptive filename, good feed.


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 08:06:45 [Preview] No.356870 del


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 08:07:20 [Preview] No.356871 del
>>356866
That file name could be a little longer.
Good feed so far.


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 08:13:52 [Preview] No.356872 del
(7.16 MB 1280x720 video0 (4).mp4)


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 08:17:50 [Preview] No.356873 del
>>356866
Your testicles look very nice.


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 08:18:46 [Preview] No.356874 del
>>356872
Needed more gun shots.


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 08:19:27 [Preview] No.356875 del
>>356873
Average at best.


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 08:25:26 [Preview] No.356876 del
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(2.04 MB 4032x3024 IMG_1488.jpg)
The bhaji were a little disappointing.
Got half a pilau rice in the fridge. Might have it with snags tomorrow.


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 08:28:23 [Preview] No.356877 del
>>356876
Good naan?


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 08:29:27 [Preview] No.356878 del
>>356877
Yeah the bite I had was good. Somebody hissed and snatched the remainder.


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 08:34:15 [Preview] No.356879 del
>>356876
That's a good looking feed.


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 08:35:22 [Preview] No.356880 del
>>356872
Anime is degenerate.


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 08:36:10 [Preview] No.356881 del
>>356876
>IMG_1488
Hitler disapproves of your subhuman meal.


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 08:37:32 [Preview] No.356882 del
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NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 08:38:21 [Preview] No.356883 del
Off to craigs soon,


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 08:40:18 [Preview] No.356884 del
>>356878
He does that.


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 08:41:46 [Preview] No.356885 del
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>>356883
Tell them I said hello.


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 08:45:39 [Preview] No.356886 del
>>356876
I would gorge on that meal.


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 08:47:05 [Preview] No.356887 del
Had infected toe nail. Went to Sir this morning and got some antibiotics. The side of my toe has doubled. Pain is less though. Good with the bad.


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 08:52:04 [Preview] No.356888 del
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>>356887
You only have one option neet.


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 08:52:12 [Preview] No.356889 del
>>356887
Sounds infected. Hope it goes down soon.
Put it in some salt water then apply betadine.


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 08:59:01 [Preview] No.356890 del
(1.34 MB 640x356 video_0.mp4)


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 09:03:09 [Preview] No.356891 del
>>356888
Not too bad at the moment.

>>356889
Sirs words were "very infected."


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 09:08:04 [Preview] No.356892 del
get somebody else to look at it if the antibiotics aren't doing anything by tomorrow


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 09:09:43 [Preview] No.356893 del
Procrastinating this wank for hours now.


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 09:09:51 [Preview] No.356894 del
(70.40 KB 866x1300 docdan.jpg)


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 09:11:22 [Preview] No.356895 del
>>356892
I might thanks.


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 09:15:44 [Preview] No.356896 del
Off to IGA again


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 09:16:41 [Preview] No.356897 del
>>356896
Bring me a kilo of Chicken Nibbles from the warmer.


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 09:17:52 [Preview] No.356898 del
>>356896
Grab me one white onion please.


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 09:18:56 [Preview] No.356899 del
>>356896
Some gum please.


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 09:21:40 [Preview] No.356900 del
>>356896
get me a family size puddin please


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 09:25:15 [Preview] No.356901 del
>>356653
Well there you go.
>>356663
Good porn?
>>356695
Pretty sure even Monk is in some course so AbseilNEET would be the only one who isn't.
>>356725
Think I've had that beer before, it wasn't to great from memory, very sweet and weird. Let us know how it goes.
>>356814
Tell us more.
13 degrees today in Shitbourne, feeling like a big feed, probably will have a small feed instead.


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 09:30:13 [Preview] No.356902 del
>>356891
What antibiotics and what dose?


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 09:32:29 [Preview] No.356903 del
Might try watching wrath of men for a bit


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 09:32:30 [Preview] No.356904 del
Fucking hell NEETs I just rode home and stopped by the bottle shop.

I got two bottles of wine and the new girl gave me this as a birthday present. Lol. I don’t know what to do.


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 09:33:36 [Preview] No.356905 del
>>356904
she wants to do them with you, dickhead


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 09:34:06 [Preview] No.356906 del
Some weird fat woman who was waiting outside the IGA putting hand sanitiser on her hands while I bought my beer and darts had a go at me when I exited for not covering my nose with the mask.
Baffles me how covid has made people so mentally ill, particularly women.
I think its just a matter of weak people actually enjoying the restrictions because it enables them to be strong and virtuous by means of just staying in their house and wearing a mask. Crazy shit


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 09:34:32 [Preview] No.356907 del
>>356905
if that even happened


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 09:34:45 [Preview] No.356908 del
>>356904
Is it standard policy for them to give out birthday gifts?


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 09:36:04 [Preview] No.356909 del
>>356906
did you tell her to fuck off?


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 09:36:19 [Preview] No.356910 del
>>356902
500mg three times a day. I think it's cephalexin.


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 09:36:45 [Preview] No.356911 del
>>356908
or even collect dob info in the first place


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 09:36:53 [Preview] No.356912 del
>>356909
I walked right past, took a few seconds for me to register what she said.


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 09:37:00 [Preview] No.356913 del
>>356904
Happy Birthday Nuro.


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 09:37:59 [Preview] No.356914 del
>>356906
It makes everyone go crazy.


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 09:38:13 [Preview] No.356915 del
>>356901
Abseil neet is dead m8. Police say he fell while looking through a window, and for reasons unknown he only had one hand on the rope. So it's uni neets all round.


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 09:40:44 [Preview] No.356916 del
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>>356904
That whore is bribing you with cheap lolly water, I'm going to raise this as a complaint to the Grand Sojurner at my next Master Cellarmen meeting.


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 09:41:26 [Preview] No.356917 del
>>356910
if it doesnt improve straight away you might need to get intravenous antis


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 09:42:35 [Preview] No.356918 del
>>356906
wear you mask properly or you will vibe in all the psychos.


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 09:42:43 [Preview] No.356919 del
>>356915
>unknown
*wanking


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 09:44:23 [Preview] No.356920 del
>>356919
I wonder if he managed to finish before he hit the ground.


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 09:45:41 [Preview] No.356921 del
>>356917
She'll be right. Pain has gone down and I feel a touch better.


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 09:46:07 [Preview] No.356922 del
>>356920
>Imagine all the NEETjuice going everywhere on his way down


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 09:47:29 [Preview] No.356923 del
>>356915
Shitey is also dead, he was killed in a triple murder suicide commited by the Indian Lady's husband.


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 09:48:15 [Preview] No.356924 del
>>356913
His birthday is not until Monday.


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 09:48:40 [Preview] No.356925 del


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 09:49:48 [Preview] No.356926 del
>>356923
I hope the turtle didn't see it happen


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 09:49:56 [Preview] No.356927 del
How bad is it when you are in bed trying to get to sleep and you hear a mosquito in your ear.


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 09:51:39 [Preview] No.356928 del
>>356923
That was actually committed by the turtle, who framed the pajeet.


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 09:51:51 [Preview] No.356929 del
>>356924
Why did he get a birthday present today? Isn't he going to bottleshop on Monday?


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 09:52:52 [Preview] No.356930 del
>>356926
It was the Turtle who tipped the Indian Lady's husband off.


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 09:54:45 [Preview] No.356931 del
>>356929
Then he will get another present from them


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 09:59:15 [Preview] No.356932 del
>>356905
ooh yeah that makes sense

>>356907
wut dont women ever give treats ?

>>356908
one shot was leaking so it was written off

>>356913
thanks matey

>>356916
accurate

>>356924
accurate

>>356929
she did not know maybe she wants to make sweet love in the lancia

>>356931
doubfull although my birthday is loooking the best this decade


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 10:26:01 [Preview] No.356933 del
>>356930
Never trust anything that lives in a shell.


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 10:26:47 [Preview] No.356934 del
Wrath of Man is turning out to be above average. Guy Ritchie can still make a movie.


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 10:31:57 [Preview] No.356935 del
>>356934
Downloading it now


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 10:36:38 [Preview] No.356936 del
A really disappointing wank.


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 10:38:50 [Preview] No.356937 del
What is a berrypicker?


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 10:39:11 [Preview] No.356938 del
>>356936
You need to space them out. No more than two per week.


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 10:39:36 [Preview] No.356939 del
>>356937
A person who picks berries.


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 10:41:16 [Preview] No.356941 del
>>356939
Does it have another, more colloquial meaning?


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 10:44:52 [Preview] No.356942 del
Skynet is real.

https://www.rt.com/news/525111-libya-killer-drone-attack/
>Autonomous drones may have ‘hunted down’ and attacked troops in Libya without human control – UN report


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 10:45:47 [Preview] No.356943 del
>>356936
Try again.


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 10:46:51 [Preview] No.356944 del
>>356941
Don't know.


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 10:47:37 [Preview] No.356945 del
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NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 10:49:22 [Preview] No.356946 del
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>>356942
>Skynet is real.
I'll be back


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 10:50:20 [Preview] No.356947 del
Taking fuckin ages, feels like 2009 again.


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 10:50:47 [Preview] No.356948 del
>>356945
does not imply deep mind / deep dream shit has alreeady uncomfortably started scratching at our consciousness


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 10:52:45 [Preview] No.356949 del
>>356947
didnt you hear they are cancelling the internet soon ?


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 10:53:14 [Preview] No.356950 del
>>356949
not soon enough


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 10:56:22 [Preview] No.356951 del
>>356945
Else() //?


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 10:58:02 [Preview] No.356952 del
>>356947
Download the dark knight rises 4k if there is one, all the BD releases have the old transfer


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 10:58:45 [Preview] No.356953 del
Rate the mong station neeters


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 10:59:45 [Preview] No.356954 del
>>356953
neat/NEET


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 11:00:08 [Preview] No.356955 del
might transition to bed


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 11:00:29 [Preview] No.356956 del
>>356953
Very nice.


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 11:01:50 [Preview] No.356957 del
>>356955
I'll join you shortly


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 11:04:08 [Preview] No.356958 del
>>356953
Looks good. I like that cutesy pot. Your big mouse pad is discoloured in places.


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 11:04:26 [Preview] No.356959 del
>>356954
Good Evening (Afternoon) Big Fella. You crack me up.


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 11:04:50 [Preview] No.356960 del
The Hippo is out of the water.


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 11:05:43 [Preview] No.356961 del
transitioned


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 11:07:06 [Preview] No.356962 del
The Eagle has landed.


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 11:07:15 [Preview] No.356963 del
>>356954
Hey neet, whats for Sunday lunch? I'll only have a frozen meat pie more than likely.


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 11:09:25 [Preview] No.356964 del
>>356958
I need to replace it, its suffered some heinous stains over the years.


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 11:09:36 [Preview] No.356965 del
>>356961
Your feet are cold


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 11:09:45 [Preview] No.356966 del
Hearing thunder, not sure how long I'm gonna be online.

>>356959
Good evening, fella.
Just wait until I crack open a bear.

>>356963
Fish and mash. Yes, we eat it other stuff than chips.


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 11:10:42 [Preview] No.356967 del
>>356958
I noticed that, but my real question is: where is the salt?


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 11:14:28 [Preview] No.356968 del
Good night NEETs. Sleep tight.


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 11:18:28 [Preview] No.356969 del
>>356968
Sweet dreams of the commune


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 11:19:04 [Preview] No.356970 del
>>356968
Good night NEET.


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 11:20:27 [Preview] No.356971 del
>>356968
Night m8


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 11:22:13 [Preview] No.356972 del
>>356968
Good night.


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 11:25:55 [Preview] No.356973 del
>>356953
Far too clean. Looks like a normie station. You'd better have ocd and autism.


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 11:32:45 [Preview] No.356974 del
>>356973
Just covered in curry and alcoholism to be fair


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 11:33:18 [Preview] No.356975 del
>>356953
Do you put your master passwords on post it tabs on your monitor like me?


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 11:39:38 [Preview] No.356976 del
>>356975
No, in a text file


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 11:40:39 [Preview] No.356977 del
>>356976
Fuck thats retarded. Get a password manager.


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 11:42:48 [Preview] No.356978 del
>>356953
JEEESUS FUCKING CHRIST MAAAM


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 11:44:57 [Preview] No.356979 del
>>356977
They're not infallible.


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 11:48:32 [Preview] No.356980 del
This moofie better be good, moofie neet


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 11:57:38 [Preview] No.356981 del
>>356953
>vertical monitor
>the weird smiley pot for the orchid
Such extreme and reckless displays of wagiedom go against the very core of the NEET mindset. The dusty old Corsair mat and the can of Asahi should be enough keep you in the good graces of the Council though.


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 12:27:46 [Preview] No.356982 del
You can't fit $160 million in cash in the back of a prius, can you?


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 12:29:04 [Preview] No.356983 del
>>356982
I dunno. Send me 160 million dollars, plus what a Prius costs and I'll test it out for you.


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 12:29:13 [Preview] No.356984 del
>>356981
No it won't. At the next neet council meeting, neat neet is nyet.


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 12:38:45 [Preview] No.356985 del
Watching wrath of man


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 12:41:12 [Preview] No.356986 del
>>356983
Alright, let me get dad's credit card out and - wait, is this a ruse?


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 13:31:19 [Preview] No.356987 del
I think the music I'm listening to has homosexual themes in the lyrics NEETs.


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 13:59:31 [Preview] No.356988 del
>>356987
Is it Village People or Queen?


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 14:12:55 [Preview] No.356989 del
>>356988
Neither, I looked up the lyrics and the song was actually about taking ketamine.


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 14:44:50 [Preview] No.356991 del
6 degrees. Been standing outside for over an hour


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 14:59:41 [Preview] No.356993 del
>>356990
Being paranoid that someone will overhear you while making a vocaroo is definitely something I can relate to, which is half the reasons I rarely make them, I think that the minute I start someone will be standing outside my door and having a good eavesdrop. I saw the moon earlier tonight, it was very nice, sounds like you had a great time at that party.


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 15:04:03 [Preview] No.356994 del
>>356896
Two ready cook echiladas please.


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 15:05:27 [Preview] No.356995 del
>>356904
HAPPY BRTHDAY BASED ONE


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 15:10:05 [Preview] No.356996 del
>>356904
Oh. I didn't notice. Happy Bday!


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 15:13:57 [Preview] No.356997 del
It was my nan's grandmothers chair, that my auntie had reupholstered.
the wood is solid and bent.


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 15:16:36 [Preview] No.356998 del
>>356953
What do you use the right screen for?


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 15:17:19 [Preview] No.356999 del
Should'n't'v'e asked.
It'd be for wanks.


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 15:19:24 [Preview] No.357000 del
>>356997
"Full" wooden furniture is a treasure. These shits they make from wafers are jokes. Take good care of that and it will serve you well your whole life.


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 15:22:58 [Preview] No.357001 del
>>356993
It was a good tim. I gave Monaro's frind's husband a good rub o the back and got him a bottle of water because he was throwing up in the garden.
There was a big cut who ordered me to hve a shot. '

I tried to drive home. I had two vietnamese women in the back. I got about a k before doing a skid and getting out adnMonaro driving.

Good shit.
The colombian was a big super chad that had a US college attitude. He did tonight anyhow.
Just wanted to party.
Good cunts,
Had a good talk with Monaro'd friend and her dad which was pretty funy.
Some bloke sort of started getting weird with me, sort of like wanting to fight. But he ws too smashed.
I hould've just pretended ot to hear him.
I think he ma have had hearing issues.,


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 15:26:15 [Preview] No.357002 del
>>357000
It' lasted well over a hundred years so far nd feels perfect. I think it'll last at last that long.


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 15:35:45 [Preview] No.357003 del
I've seen better Jason Stathom moofies.


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 15:46:27 [Preview] No.357004 del
>>357001
Drunk people's hearing issues comes from the booze. That makes them not want to hear things.
Glad you had a good time.

>>357002
Yeah, it will hold.


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 15:50:19 [Preview] No.357005 del
Subsequently monged off 24 standards


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 16:44:41 [Preview] No.357006 del
You were right. That celebratory boong session turned into the well known weekend bender.
On that note, I'm also kinda worried that an old friend of mine is an alcoholic. He's exhibiting all the behaviours I know far too well. He's recently moved back home after moving our for only <6 months, I imagine he ran out of money because of drinking. Feel like he needs an intervention but I'm obviously not one to do it.


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 20:39:06 [Preview] No.357007 del
>>357003
Wrath of man wasn't as clever as Guy Ritchie's usual movies, probably because he based it off a french movie rather than writing it himself. Still, the past year has really sucked for moofies.


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 21:27:31 [Preview] No.357008 del
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Good Morning Neets


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 21:28:45 [Preview] No.357009 del
>>357008
mording numo

mording all


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 21:56:39 [Preview] No.357011 del
>>356969
>>356970
>>356971
>>356972
Extreme wealth in (You)'s

>>356983
Helpful fella.

>>356990
Rejecting your feed is sad.

The boong station needs to be put in a recording studio for top quality and privacy.

The moon loves us.

You were acquiring all the feed.

All that culture!

The moon loves us.

>>356991
Cold wank?

>>356992
Beautiful. Dam she was going to start again.

>>356997
Throne.

>>357001
>I got about a k before doing a skid
Boong lyfe.

>>357005
Straight to the liver!

>>357006
I think it will keep going without action.

>he ran out of money because of drinking
Boong lyfe.

>>357010
I hope he claims they were or did attack him.

>>357008
>>357009
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 21:56:49 [Preview] No.357012 del
>>357009
morning, not many neets around

must be some sore heads yesno ?


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 21:57:14 [Preview] No.357013 del
>>357009
>>357008
Morning neets
>>357010
I hope he bit their balls off


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 22:00:00 [Preview] No.357014 del
>>357013
Good morning NEET.


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 22:01:47 [Preview] No.357015 del
>The historic function of Christianity was to re-establish the moral basis of character and society by providing supernatural sanctions and support for the uncongenial commandments of social order; to instill into rude barbarians gentler ideals of conduct through a creed spontaneously compounded of myth and miracle, of fear and hope and love. Institutions and beliefs are the offspring of human needs, and understanding must be in terms of these necessities.
>--Will Durant, The Story of Civilization
Good morning neets. Is all civilization based on deception of the masses?


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 22:06:15 [Preview] No.357016 del
>>357015
Good morning NEET. That be a thick wall of text.


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 22:13:21 [Preview] No.357017 del
>>357015
no people can look inside and find truth in god without dogma


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 22:17:22 [Preview] No.357018 del
Did yesterday's dishes and put a small load of washing on.
Can do some woodwork at 9am once the normies have had their sleep-in.


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 22:17:58 [Preview] No.357019 del
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>>357008
Good Morning Nuro,
You're up early, Happy birthday.


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 22:20:27 [Preview] No.357020 del
>>357018
>Can do some woodwork at 9am
Very responsible. I had a neighbour who use to do 'DIY' projects in his garage 365 days a year. I think he had a friend at the council because the complaints didn't go anywhere from other neighbours and when he had an issue it went straight to investigation team (our dogs bark too loud).


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 22:20:41 [Preview] No.357021 del
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>>357019
thanks its tomorrow tho


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 22:21:17 [Preview] No.357022 del
i also find it hard to sleep in when im waging


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 22:23:43 [Preview] No.357023 del
>>357016
Sorry. I wanted to add a touch of class to the place.


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 22:24:24 [Preview] No.357024 del
>>357021
Nuro, you're having too many birthdays this year. You're gonna get old before your time.


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 22:26:54 [Preview] No.357025 del
>>357021
happy birfday numo


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 22:29:45 [Preview] No.357027 del


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 22:30:27 [Preview] No.357029 del
>>357023
there is one thing this place will never have and thats class

>>357025
its hecking tomorrow !

>>357026
kek


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 22:38:43 [Preview] No.357031 del
>>357028
An attack Helen.

>>357030
It gets stuck in your head.


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 22:57:59 [Preview] No.357032 del
https://www.newsweek.com/tennessee-hat-shop-blasted-selling-nazi-style-body corporateish-stars-proclaiming-not-vaccinated-1596081


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 22:58:33 [Preview] No.357033 del
>>357006
Alternatively, this could be a new boongfriend.


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 23:01:28 [Preview] No.357036 del
>>357012
>>357013
>>357011
>>357009
>>357008
>>357014
>>357016
>>357019
Good morning friends.
My coughs sound like an old gen set trying to start and there is a leak in a gasket.
Got that tax feel going.
Having a vics drop and a coffee, think I'll go get a big greasy feed.


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 23:02:43 [Preview] No.357037 del
>>357034
Straight into the download folder.


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 23:03:50 [Preview] No.357038 del
>>357036
Good morning NEET.

>Having a vics drop
Superior choice.

>go get a big greasy feed.
Sounds nice.


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 23:04:01 [Preview] No.357039 del
>>357035
the left cant meme


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 23:08:00 [Preview] No.357040 del
>>357011
>The moon loves us.
She cries for us.
>doing a skid
Yeah, didn't think I was that type of person.
Was honestly a lot of fun.
Especially the two ladies in the back. They didn't want to complain because I was giving them a lift home.


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 23:08:54 [Preview] No.357041 del
>>357015
Our culture is based on deception of the arse.


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 23:09:53 [Preview] No.357042 del
>>357018
I need to do all my washing today because I was too lazy ysterday.


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 23:10:53 [Preview] No.357043 del
>>357031
>stuck in your head.
lol, just from looking at it, I can hear it too.


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 23:11:38 [Preview] No.357044 del
might get some mcdolans while I wait for the noise curfew to end
washing has been hung out


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 23:11:48 [Preview] No.357045 del
>>356990
>>356992
>>357001
I'm glad you had a nice time.

>>356997
That is a nice chair.


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 23:11:59 [Preview] No.357046 del
>>357034
Hah! Cool.


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 23:13:40 [Preview] No.357047 del
>>357044
30kg of hashbrowns please.


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 23:13:59 [Preview] No.357048 del
>>357032
>“My grandparents’ entire families were killed in the Holocaust. Their bodies incinerated. That’s NOTHING like COVID precautions,” said one outraged commenter.

How the fuck are people gonna lie on the internet?


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 23:14:33 [Preview] No.357049 del
>>357045
Cheers I'll take a better picture of it later. Also got an outdoor setting from Nan that I don't know what to do with.


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 23:15:09 [Preview] No.357050 del
>>357036
Good morning my friend.


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 23:18:52 [Preview] No.357051 del
>>357039
OuTrAgE is their meme


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 23:20:51 [Preview] No.357052 del
>>357050
Hey buddy, how're you doing this morning?


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 23:21:46 [Preview] No.357053 del
>>357049
>an outdoor setting
Does it come with a big sun umbrella?


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 23:22:57 [Preview] No.357054 del
>>357053
Nah but it has a hole in the middle to put one.
I'm thinking I'll need to put it out on the lawn because there's no space under the verandah.


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 23:23:50 [Preview] No.357055 del
>>357052
Hmmmmmmmm


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 23:24:46 [Preview] No.357056 del
>>357054
>put it out on the lawn
You will let it decay and be ruined just like everything else you have no respect for anything.


NEET 05/29/2021 (Sat) 23:26:09 [Preview] No.357057 del
I have put my beanie in the washing machine. I went to wear it now the weather is cold and it smelled very stale.