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NEET General #358 - Cobbee Beans Edition NEET 06/03/2021 (Thu) 21:58:24 [Preview] No. 359154
What are the approved NEET coffee brands?

OLD: >>358160


NEET 06/03/2021 (Thu) 22:57:43 [Preview] No.359161 del
International Roast


NEET 06/03/2021 (Thu) 23:20:37 [Preview] No.359167 del
STR8 EDGE
BEST EDGE


NEET 06/03/2021 (Thu) 23:22:14 [Preview] No.359169 del
Coffee is a drug and causes ecological and social destruction.


NEET 06/03/2021 (Thu) 23:40:23 [Preview] No.359172 del
>>359161
International roast is made by Nestle and they are a big faceless corportaion.


NEET 06/03/2021 (Thu) 23:41:33 [Preview] No.359173 del
I know a guy who had too much coffee and went crazy and was rude to his mummybot.


NEET 06/03/2021 (Thu) 23:42:19 [Preview] No.359174 del
>>359154
In the workers paradise, coffee drinkers will be thrown in reeducation camps.


NEET 06/03/2021 (Thu) 23:44:08 [Preview] No.359175 del
The bitter taste of coffee is all the sin that goes into it.


NEET 06/03/2021 (Thu) 23:49:42 [Preview] No.359176 del
The poos that collect the coffee from the trees dont care if rat dung goes into it.


NEET 06/03/2021 (Thu) 23:50:48 [Preview] No.359177 del
Nuro gets snippy with the other neets when he drinks coffee.


NEET 06/03/2021 (Thu) 23:52:56 [Preview] No.359179 del
Drinking coffee is a degenerate activity.


NEET 06/03/2021 (Thu) 23:55:44 [Preview] No.359182 del
Hitler drank coffee


NEET 06/03/2021 (Thu) 23:57:51 [Preview] No.359184 del
Coffee is a yukky brown color.


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 00:00:15 [Preview] No.359185 del
The price of coffee is manipulated by sinister globalists.


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 00:15:08 [Preview] No.359199 del
Coffee is a laxative


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 00:16:15 [Preview] No.359203 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=QXMzjpjzoUU [Embed]

Some people put coffee up their bottoms


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 00:17:47 [Preview] No.359204 del
>>359161
On occasion I do not mind them.

>>359173
Did three big men take him away?

>>359175
>bitter taste of coffee
The coffee was either not prepared correctly or was shit quality.

>>359177
>he drinks coffee.
You can tell this post contains inaccurate information.


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 00:18:53 [Preview] No.359205 del
BAN COFFEE NOW


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 00:20:43 [Preview] No.359206 del
off to get a haircut


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 00:23:27 [Preview] No.359207 del
>>359206
I hope it turns out good for you.


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 00:42:54 [Preview] No.359209 del
>>359207
got there 9.55 and stood around until 10.10. lazy fucking muslim pig cunt couldn't even show up to his own business on time
I'll get somebody else to do it tomorrow.


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 00:47:32 [Preview] No.359210 del
Homosexuals are known to drink coffee.


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 00:51:55 [Preview] No.359211 del
>>359209
He is lazy. There is a shop near me that is meant to open around 9:00 am, sometimes a barber gets in at 8:00 am and starts working.


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 00:53:13 [Preview] No.359212 del
>>359210
Just two blokes enjoying a nice warming cup of coffee.


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 01:02:08 [Preview] No.359213 del
I have paid a $100 deposit that is taken out of a greater sum of the initial appointment fee to see a psychiatrist. Was waiting weeks for a call back from the doctor and they said they rather people call back but didn't say that when I first rang up. My mong certification is getting back on track.


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 01:33:41 [Preview] No.359214 del
Thirsty.


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 01:38:15 [Preview] No.359215 del
>>359213
Well done NEET. I hope it goes well for you.


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 01:45:43 [Preview] No.359216 del
>>359215
Apart from waiting for the appointment, I am going to get some old school reports together to demonstrate my mong ability. I think there a few mentioning me being in a Reading programs and I think that will be good support of my case.


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 01:52:00 [Preview] No.359217 del
Wage tax
Fark
Can’t focus on the screen


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 01:54:35 [Preview] No.359218 del
>>359213
You would think they would bulkbill this stuff. Cunts don't care about mental health.


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 01:55:14 [Preview] No.359219 del
>>359217
I'm a bit taxed despite only having six standards.
Keen to join me on a sober stint?


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 01:58:55 [Preview] No.359220 del
>>359217
>Can’t focus on the screen
You need to take some deep breaths and drink plenty of water.


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 02:00:40 [Preview] No.359221 del
>>359216
What is the big picture here? Are you aiming for DSP?


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 02:03:25 [Preview] No.359222 del
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You fellas got much planned for the rest of the day?


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 02:05:12 [Preview] No.359223 del
>>359222
>You fellas got much planned for the rest of the day?
No. Do you want to take me out for fish and chips?


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 02:07:18 [Preview] No.359224 del
>>359223
Sure. Put something nice on.


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 02:14:13 [Preview] No.359225 del
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>>359224
I'm ready


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 02:17:41 [Preview] No.359226 del
>>359218
>You would think they would bulkbill this stuff
I could go in the public system but I would need to go to a hospital and pretty much spill my spaghetti, even then I doubt my issue would be seen to in a timely manner. The biggest costs will be the initial appointment and any assessments but after that it is smooth sailing even though longer appointments cost heaps.

>>359221
I want to get support at university with:
-Allow me to use assistive technology in exams/quizzes that I use to read text out loud and to proof read what I write.
-Priority with picking tutorial times. Not having class times after 6:30 pm or having classes blocked to a whole day. If not possible having a consultation time available that isn't on the day with all my classes.
-Having quizzes and exams using more simplified language. A recent question in a quiz could have been simplified to 4-5 symbols but they wrote three complete sentences. It overwhelms me when the instructions themselves are a problem to understand the problem that needs to be solved and I cannot ask for clarification.

Perhaps leading to disability support with employment later on.


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 02:17:56 [Preview] No.359227 del
>>359225
Stunning NEET. Enjoy your afternoon.


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 02:23:41 [Preview] No.359228 del
>>359226
Good luck NEET.


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 03:14:23 [Preview] No.359229 del
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NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 03:31:32 [Preview] No.359230 del
Left work. Didn't chuck a sicky, just left.

>>359159
That's what he wants you to think.
>>359162
I was going to but it was $1.50.
Got 360 mints and a fishermans basket instead.
/Just found the tartare, it was under everything and I've eaten most of it.
>>359164
No varnish?
>>359178
He's where I'm heading.
No one will understand me but I'll be harmless and friendly.
>>359196
Unacceptable.


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 03:33:06 [Preview] No.359231 del
>>359230
>No varnish?
I'll heckin' smack you.


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 03:34:23 [Preview] No.359232 del
>>359213
>100
Make the tax payers pay, everyone else does.


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 03:34:49 [Preview] No.359233 del
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NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 03:34:57 [Preview] No.359234 del
>>359222
Going to get boongery started.
Then will probably sleep.


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 03:37:45 [Preview] No.359235 del
>>359230
>just left.
It is okay to leave early every now and then.


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 03:38:13 [Preview] No.359236 del
>>359230
>I'll be harmless and friendly.
You'll think you are.


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 03:39:37 [Preview] No.359237 del
I'm so glad we let all these "Australians" who were stranded in India back in.


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 03:41:09 [Preview] No.359238 del
>>359237
We needed the 'Skilled Labour'


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 03:42:00 [Preview] No.359239 del
>>359230
>Just found the tartare, it was under everything and I've eaten most of it.
A metaphor for life? Food for thought.


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 03:45:28 [Preview] No.359240 del
>>359236
You're one of the ones that won't understand me.


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 03:46:35 [Preview] No.359241 del
>>359239
>Food for thought.
I hope not.
Hot tartare under oily, over cooked chips that the dog doesn't even want to eat.


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 03:47:46 [Preview] No.359242 del
>>359235
Probably not how I did.
I went on a bit of a rant about management.. to one of their family members and told him that they can handle the shit and I'm tapping out.
Not good.


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 03:53:54 [Preview] No.359243 del
>>359242
They will have to try to talk to you about work/life balance again.


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 03:57:54 [Preview] No.359244 del
>>359230
>Unacceptable.
Very much so.

>>359232
That initial appointment few is couple of hundred more plus add what I am assuming is assessment costs in later appointments (probably going to be closing to a grand). Would have been nicer if these issues were assessed in the school system when I was younger.


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 04:02:10 [Preview] No.359245 del
MEGA DOO DOO


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 04:11:28 [Preview] No.359246 del
>>359245
Calm down please.


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 04:17:07 [Preview] No.359247 del
>>359246
who are you?


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 04:17:53 [Preview] No.359248 del
choof'd


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 04:20:56 [Preview] No.359249 del
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>>359248
Babe are you okay? You’ve hardly touched your mental health awareness ravioli...


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 04:26:40 [Preview] No.359250 del
>>359249
I ate all of those and they won't pass.


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 04:27:29 [Preview] No.359251 del
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NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 04:32:30 [Preview] No.359252 del
>>359251
Big Mallard.


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 04:41:22 [Preview] No.359253 del
>>359248
Straight to the lungs!


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 04:41:42 [Preview] No.359254 del


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 04:56:48 [Preview] No.359256 del
Greek style mix and a kabana/


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 04:58:31 [Preview] No.359257 del
I probably should've stayed at work. I have a lot to do.


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 05:05:19 [Preview] No.359258 del
>>359256
Thank God you are eating again. We were all so worried about you.


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 05:17:41 [Preview] No.359261 del
>>359255
She should ride in whore class.


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 05:19:17 [Preview] No.359262 del
>>359255
kek

>>359257
You needed the choof.

>>359259
Pretty sure there is a special liaison officer he could have spoken with that would have handled the case.

>>359260
Hopefully they keep finish him up jail.


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 05:29:36 [Preview] No.359264 del
3 standards and two choofs.
Garn go for round two.


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 05:30:08 [Preview] No.359265 del
The hangover ‘’still’’ hasn’t lifted
Painful wage


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 05:32:24 [Preview] No.359266 del
>>359265
The cycle will continue if it doesn't break.


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 05:34:44 [Preview] No.359267 del
>>359265
>>359266
He can have a day off.
Someone needs to take tomorrow's shift though.


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 05:37:27 [Preview] No.359268 del
Wagie hours are slow on the NEETboard.


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 05:38:20 [Preview] No.359269 del
What was that game you were playing that was similar to minecraft where you build houses and tools and gather resources and stuff?


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 05:38:41 [Preview] No.359270 del
The Village?


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 05:41:29 [Preview] No.359271 del
>>359269
Vintage Story.


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 05:42:17 [Preview] No.359272 del
>>359267
Nuro has it covered most likely.


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 05:44:07 [Preview] No.359273 del
>>359263
>>359264
Good old greengrass


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 05:47:40 [Preview] No.359274 del
>>359271
Cheers. Looked good.


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 05:48:06 [Preview] No.359275 del
>>359272
I think Nuro and Weber have their own schedule.


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 05:48:30 [Preview] No.359276 del
>>359273
Harmless.


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 05:51:25 [Preview] No.359277 del
>>357702
Good to hear you had a based birthday mate.
>>357724
>Is capitalism responsible for the ongoing collapse of western civilisation?
Yes, the main reason that /pol/ regard so many former Warsaw Pact states as "based" is because the commies didn't allow for western liberalism to come in. The Frankfurt School being "Marxist" is a bit of a stretch too, a lot of that stuff was promoted back in the day by the OSS and CIA in order to counter Soviet influence in left-wing circles in Western Europe and the USA. Enough political posting though.
>>357891
I remember in Year 7 this Palestinian kid beat up this Asian kid who was a cunt to almost everyone in the year level including myself while playing AFL, so I think I prefer them.
>>357992
I much prefer the late night shop, if I go during the day the shops are full of half-deaf retirees with zero spacial awareness.
>>358006
Isn't Monk 10-16 standard NEET?
>>358041
From the ages of 3-6 I was obsessed, with trains, then I was obsessed with planes until I was around 14, then two years ago I got back into planes.
>>358056
Incorrect slander, I was texting her just then.
>>358214
All the gypsies I've met were criminals or beggars.
>>358249
Based.
>>358342
>>358349
Nice mate.
>>358546
I guess that's what the wagie at Woolies was bothering me about yesterday.
>>358633
The boongs in Victoria believe that a Wedge-tailed eagle created the world.
>>358702
A flat white with no sugar and skim milk.
>>359086
Is she at least wearing revealing clothing?
>>359117
I will try make it for this one.
12 degrees today in Shitbourne, haven't been coming on here last few days, partially bvecause I was busy with uni, partially because I was skitzing a bit, really unhappy they extended the lockdown, was going to be going to do some temp work next week but they postponed it until the 15th, had my birthday yesterday, it was nice, I had a nice dinner of pork schnitzel and potatoes with mummybot and my sister and later met up with a mate in the middle of a park, he brought some whiskey he had so we got a little boonged, should be all wrapped up with uni shit soon. I guess I'll just be relaxing then and playing some games.


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 05:53:24 [Preview] No.359278 del
>>359277
>I was texting her just then
How are things going? What are you chatting about?


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 05:56:09 [Preview] No.359279 del
>>359277
Happy Birthday for yesterday Spergo.


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 05:56:50 [Preview] No.359280 del
>>359277
>then two years ago I got back into planes.
What are your thoughts on Automobiles and the movie 'Planes, Trains & Automobiles'?


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 05:57:26 [Preview] No.359281 del
>>359277
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 06:06:40 [Preview] No.359282 del
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NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 06:13:06 [Preview] No.359284 del
>>359277
Happy Birthday Sperg!


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 06:14:10 [Preview] No.359285 del
>>359277
>birthday yesterday


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 06:14:35 [Preview] No.359286 del
>>359277
Sounds like a good night.


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 06:15:38 [Preview] No.359287 del
The Vette is still in pieces.
Got my hair cut.
Fangin' for a beer and a burg, but I shant.


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 06:27:41 [Preview] No.359288 del
>>359287
>still in pieces.
Did you know it could take this long?


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 06:31:28 [Preview] No.359289 del
>>359277
Happy birthday sperg. Have you ever tried designing a plane in a flight sim?


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 06:33:26 [Preview] No.359290 del
>>359288
To be fair, I gave them a laundry list of things to do to it and told them there was no rush.
Obviously they do have to prioritise Joe Blogs who drops his daily driver off for the day.
That said, it would have been nice to be told some specific task had been completed successfully during the week.


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 06:36:21 [Preview] No.359291 del
There was a yellow Mini Moke parked out the front when I was there. The sort of car you could see Possum running about in.


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 06:40:56 [Preview] No.359292 del
>>359291
Haven't seen a moke in years.


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 06:41:33 [Preview] No.359293 del
>>359292
I was just checking carsales.com.au and there's like 8 available nationally and they're all $35-45k


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 06:44:14 [Preview] No.359294 del
>>359293
>$35-45k
God damn


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 06:46:16 [Preview] No.359296 del
>>359295
I've never even heard of one of those, looks like some old WW2 Wehrmacht shit.


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 06:47:13 [Preview] No.359297 del
>>359296
Basically was, just kept in production up to the mid 80's.


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 06:48:08 [Preview] No.359298 del
>>359297
I forget the model the Wehrmacht used, type something or rather, it was semi amphibious.


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 06:49:06 [Preview] No.359299 del
>>359298
Type 82 Kubelwagen


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 06:49:32 [Preview] No.359300 del
>>359298
Ah, Type 82 Kubelwagen, yeah it's pretty much the same.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Volkswagen_K%C3%BCbelwagen


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 06:50:40 [Preview] No.359301 del
>>359290
> there was no rush
How long could it be?
>told some specific task
Does he update you on what's done?
What's the timeframe to get anything done?
iktf though. My broker has not contacted me once in about 6 months. The one wanting money has a couple times to sign authorities to act on behalf's. I found out the other day when I went past that it has windows.


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 06:50:59 [Preview] No.359302 del
4:20 dude


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 06:54:53 [Preview] No.359303 del
Hello Neeets. How we all holding up ?

Home from werk. Degreased the engine bay and Detailed the Lancia for the car show tommorrow morning. Shit is going to be so ca$h.

One large cognac sniifer and some lyrica down the hatch.


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 06:55:17 [Preview] No.359304 del
>>359301
>How long could it be?
Some of the jobs I gave them, like replacing the valve seals will take a day of fucking about.
The other tasks are probably 2 or 3 hours each.


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 06:56:48 [Preview] No.359305 del
>>359303
Post a picture of the engine bay and take some photos tomorrow of the other cars.
There is another Coffee and Cars show in the Barossa on Sunday. Looks like I will be driving the Commie if I even go.


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 07:00:57 [Preview] No.359306 del
>>359305
> and take some photos tomorrow of the other cars.

with or without my refection in the window ??


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 07:01:58 [Preview] No.359307 del
>>359306
we already know what you look like, smart arse


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NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 07:05:13 [Preview] No.359310 del
>>359309
Kitted out for patrolling the commune.


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 07:05:36 [Preview] No.359311 del
>>359303
Doing good, my cold from the start of the week has more or less cleared up, was going to go to Melbourne next week for a bit of a get away/roadtrip but the rona has ruined that idea again like last year.


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 07:06:36 [Preview] No.359312 del
>>359310
What do we need panzerfausts for? I don't think there will be any other NEETs with armoured vehicles.


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 07:07:36 [Preview] No.359313 del
>>359312
Rogue executives whom small arms fire won't kill.


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 07:09:00 [Preview] No.359314 del
>>359313
Fair enough.


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 07:09:15 [Preview] No.359315 del
I gave the dog the fishermans basket. He looks happy.


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 07:10:22 [Preview] No.359316 del
>>359303
I have given up. Life is fine.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=zdJEDe_caIA [Embed]


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 07:10:47 [Preview] No.359317 del
>>359308
Which one are you?


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 07:11:14 [Preview] No.359318 del
Your arse is fair enough.


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 07:11:32 [Preview] No.359319 del
>>359315
He will be squirting it out with liquid poos later on.


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 07:12:21 [Preview] No.359320 del
How many neets do we still have standing after the not-even-one-week of dieting?


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NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 07:18:10 [Preview] No.359323 del
>>359320
Also what do we mean by "dieting"

So far, I've had no beer, no fast food, other than that just a regular two meals a day (breakfast always cereal, dinner usually some type of meat and veggies)


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 07:19:18 [Preview] No.359325 del
>>359323
i've had no booze and practically no carbs, just meat


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 07:20:00 [Preview] No.359326 del
>>359320
Made my diet goals of no sugar and no goon, but I'm not eating strictly enough to seriously lose weight.


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 07:32:59 [Preview] No.359327 del
>>359303
Hi Nuro.
About to get warm and have a caro + Banana.


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 07:42:56 [Preview] No.359328 del
Smoke belching out that chimney next door again. The clown just burns green wood. He literally cuts living branches off the trees in his backyard and burns it the same day. Leaves and all.


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 07:43:22 [Preview] No.359329 del
Is it real Possum or fake Possum that always sucks Nuro's dick


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 07:45:28 [Preview] No.359330 del
>>359329
The real possum works as a gay bdsm prodom, so no.


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NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 07:50:33 [Preview] No.359332 del
>>359331
Sadly we can't even trust a 'Vile' to be authentic anymore.


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 07:51:46 [Preview] No.359333 del
Possum's plug is in.


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 07:51:48 [Preview] No.359334 del
What do I need to know about croats and serbs? Are they trustworthy or scum?


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 07:53:07 [Preview] No.359335 del
>>359334
>croats and serbs
You used to hear more about them in the 90s. They both set off flares at soccer matches. That is all I know.


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 07:53:34 [Preview] No.359336 del
>>359303
>Lancia for the car show tommorrow morning.
Based.


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 07:54:21 [Preview] No.359337 del
>>359320
I have failed everything.


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 07:55:52 [Preview] No.359338 del
>>359333
Corn shucker


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 07:56:08 [Preview] No.359339 del
>>359334
There is a Bosnian Muslim woman at work whom I hate, and wish she had been killed back in the 'genocide'.


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 07:57:08 [Preview] No.359340 del
>>359337
That is my boy Onslo but he is all dressed up.


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 07:57:43 [Preview] No.359341 del
>>359278
>How are things going?
I wrote that yesterday, but things seem to be going ok, with the exception of the fact we can't meet because of the lockdown.
>What are you chatting about?
All kinds of stuff, movies, where our families are from, what our dream holiday destinations would be shit like that.
>>359279
>>359281
>>359284
>>359285
Thanks your the birthday wishes NEETs.
>>359280
>What are your thoughts on Automobiles
I like older cars from the 80s, 90s and 2000s, especially large sedans like the Ford LTD, BMW 7 series or the Toyota Crown. Some of the big Cadillacs in the US are nice as well. > the movie 'Planes, Trains & Automobiles'?
Don't know, never seen it.
>>359286
It was.
>>359289
Thanks, No I haven't, I've seen a lot of really garbage models in a lot of flight sims so I wouldn't want to add to that and make a model unless I was confident I could make a good one.
>>359303
I'm doing alright, yourself?
>Degreased the engine bay and Detailed the Lancia for the car show tommorrow morning. Shit is going to be so ca$h
Take some pictures for us mate.
>>359334
I don't know, never really interacted with neither group.


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 07:59:30 [Preview] No.359342 del
>>359334
I don't trust anything from southern europe, or from eastern europe, and these are both.


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 08:03:13 [Preview] No.359343 del
>>359324
>contending with drug and mental health issues, KGW News reported.
She would have blown it in a year and died sooner if she had access to it.


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 08:03:34 [Preview] No.359344 del
>>359328
It might poison him.


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 08:06:16 [Preview] No.359346 del
>>359345
Straight to the plug folder.


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 08:06:59 [Preview] No.359347 del
Possum plug'd me once


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 08:07:29 [Preview] No.359348 del
(491.40 KB 468x631 jjzzxz.png)


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 08:08:53 [Preview] No.359349 del
>>359347
Flick the switch!


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 08:09:06 [Preview] No.359350 del
Keep wasting my time on youtube watching paranormal videos instead of studying. Any tips on breaking my addiction?


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 08:09:27 [Preview] No.359351 del


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 08:09:30 [Preview] No.359352 del


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 08:09:44 [Preview] No.359353 del
faced witjh your owb realustty
Faced with your own reality.


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 08:09:46 [Preview] No.359354 del


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 08:12:21 [Preview] No.359355 del
>>359350
>Any tips on breaking my addiction?
Listen to 'low fi streaming' instead.


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 08:14:20 [Preview] No.359356 del
>>359337
What were your goals?


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 08:22:46 [Preview] No.359357 del
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>>359328
desperate


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 08:23:55 [Preview] No.359358 del
>>359357
Based greenwood burner NEET.


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 08:23:59 [Preview] No.359359 del
>>359357
Well fired.


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 08:24:00 [Preview] No.359360 del
>>359350
I used stayfocusd to block reddit from my browser


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 08:24:39 [Preview] No.359361 del
>>359357
Looks comfy but isn't it burning a little hot?


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 08:26:05 [Preview] No.359362 del
>>359360
Can't block youtube unfortunately. Maybe I could get something to block certain keywords and channels.


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 08:27:43 [Preview] No.359363 del
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>>359360
>>359362
Blocking domains reminds me of a story I read about this guy using a DNS and other features to completely block porn, so he downloaded Tor and started cooming.


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 08:27:58 [Preview] No.359364 del
Why do I have this dick in my NEETs folder? Who does it belong to?


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 08:29:01 [Preview] No.359365 del
>>359361
I have the door open, once you close it it calms down. You gotta boost it up to get the big bits on. Fuck I wish i had some coal.


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 08:30:07 [Preview] No.359366 del
>>359364
>Why do I have this dick in my NEETs folder?
To coom.

>Who does it belong to?
I am not sure. The slaps at the end were a nice touch. I think that is what I said in response to that video.


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 08:31:26 [Preview] No.359367 del
>>359365
Have you got yourself a carbon monoxide detector yet?


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 08:32:49 [Preview] No.359368 del
>>359365
Are you going to keep it on all night and will it last?


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 08:35:53 [Preview] No.359369 del
>>359356
Clean living with intermittent boongery to savemefrom being a mong schizo


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 08:36:33 [Preview] No.359370 del
>>359357
Burn baby, burn.


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 08:36:50 [Preview] No.359371 del
>>359360
Actually, fuck it, might give it a try anyway. My future hangs in the balance. I could also use a discord blocker to keep me off certain channels.


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 08:39:30 [Preview] No.359373 del
Wonder if monks hit the standards yet.


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 08:39:38 [Preview] No.359374 del
I am looking at some of the beautiful possum images Cruisey has made for me over the years. I feel like crying.


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 08:42:17 [Preview] No.359375 del
double big man and double mcchicken


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 08:42:37 [Preview] No.359376 del
>>359373
He needs them.


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 08:44:29 [Preview] No.359377 del
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>>359374
You're just baiting me to post more of them.
And I am giving in.


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 08:44:48 [Preview] No.359378 del
>>359375
You needed them hard.


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 08:44:57 [Preview] No.359379 del
>>359377
>ringing the bells
lol that is not a possum image.


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 08:49:08 [Preview] No.359381 del
>>359377
>to post more of them
I have them all saved. I treasure them.


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 08:50:23 [Preview] No.359382 del
>>359380
The real or fake one?


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 08:50:36 [Preview] No.359383 del
>>359373
I have. Just got settled in after a big wage. Having a green top, got a pack of purples in the fridge and had a stubby at the office.

It was a fairly rough day at the wage. It was just me, bossman, team leader and another guy working on some urgent stuff, talking shit, taking it easy. Was pretty fun considering. Had a big chat with two of em at the end of the day, gossiping about the team, new developments, yada yada.
Bossman announced his resignation. He's being replaced with some warp in ops manager. could be good or bad. Sometimes my boss annoys me but hes very lenient and I've gotten away with so much boong shit. My 2 years at this company will be next month so I'm not sure how I'm gonna be able to ask this new manager for a raise or how that'll work.

Jealous of weber at the moment.


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 08:53:16 [Preview] No.359384 del
>>359383
Ask Sir for a raise before he leaves.


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 08:55:04 [Preview] No.359385 del
Just took some more pills

put a roast lamb and chips in the oven

just had a looong fancy bath with soothing salts and fishbowl full of red

cant remember shit already, should be a good based comfy night


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 08:56:07 [Preview] No.359386 del
>>359385
this was a nuro post btw


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 08:56:26 [Preview] No.359387 del
>>359385
>a looong fancy bath
Beware the snorkle


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 08:57:46 [Preview] No.359388 del
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>>359381
Folders within folders.


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 08:57:53 [Preview] No.359389 del
I am the BO of the /ausneets/ board on 8coon. I no longer intend to visit there or log into my account. That means in two weeks the board will be up for grabs and anyone can claim it.

Is there anyone here who wants to have ownership credentials transferred to them?

The board is dead and I doubt anyone would want to go back there, but a lot of our history is still there.


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 08:58:26 [Preview] No.359390 del
>>359367
Nah Duno I'll ask the wood hooker if i need one.


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 08:59:19 [Preview] No.359391 del
>>359388
A real trip down memory lane.


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 08:59:27 [Preview] No.359392 del


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 08:59:58 [Preview] No.359393 del
>>359390
>the wood hooker
Hot!


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 09:00:14 [Preview] No.359394 del


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 09:00:54 [Preview] No.359395 del
>>359389
Give it to either the BO of this disaster, or the BO of 16chan, just so it doesn't get turned into something worse.


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 09:01:12 [Preview] No.359396 del
>>359368
I let it go when I go to bed. I should insulate the rooms and keep the heat in a bit but they're not too bad for heat retention.


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 09:01:18 [Preview] No.359397 del
>>359394
Made me think of Shitey. I wonder how he is doing.


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 09:01:41 [Preview] No.359398 del
>>359389
Just keep logging in every two fortnight or frequently enough so the board can't be claimed.


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 09:02:15 [Preview] No.359399 del
>>359395
>BO of this disaster
❤️


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 09:02:21 [Preview] No.359400 del
Going to shit soon. Then I'm going to have a long, hot shower in the dark.


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 09:02:32 [Preview] No.359401 del
>>359389
It was a good board but its AIDS to post there since it changed.


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 09:02:47 [Preview] No.359402 del
>>359389
Did you have a neetname?


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 09:03:04 [Preview] No.359403 del
>>359398
No I won't be able to do that and wouldn't if I could. I don't want to have anything to do with that place.


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 09:03:08 [Preview] No.359404 del
>>359389
You should auction it off, and donate the proceeds to needy neets.


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 09:03:31 [Preview] No.359405 del
>>359402
I might have.


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 09:04:05 [Preview] No.359406 del
>>359404
>You should auction it off,
It ain't worth jack crap.


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 09:04:43 [Preview] No.359407 del
>>359389
jim W can suck a bag of dicks all he had to do was walk away from 8 delete the archive and start a new chan himself frresh with his name on it

instead 8ch was off line for months and then assumed this fuck wit identity of " we arent really 8chan but we are we are with all these stupid ass disclaimers on every post"

stupid, stupid fucking stupid

also ho wheels never met the day of the stairs .... you cunts over there are slacking off


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 09:06:53 [Preview] No.359408 del
>>359400
Big wank to?


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 09:08:16 [Preview] No.359409 del
8chan was a magical place


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 09:08:44 [Preview] No.359410 del
Thinking about that NEET all naked in the dark and fog....


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 09:10:56 [Preview] No.359411 del
>>359389
Give it to someone who'll take care of it, it does have a lot of our history there, I would take it but it would be too much responsibility for me.


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 09:11:49 [Preview] No.359412 del
>>359397
>Made me think of Shitey. I wonder who he is doing.
Let's face it, he was a big league chad by ausneets standards.


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 09:12:41 [Preview] No.359413 del
>>359389
I bet Mongaro wants it.


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 09:13:10 [Preview] No.359414 del


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 09:13:11 [Preview] No.359415 del
>>359413
He can have it if he wants it.


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 09:13:36 [Preview] No.359416 del
>>359395
> the BO of 16chan
WEW WEW WWE


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 09:13:59 [Preview] No.359417 del
>>359413
wasn't he the dipstick that lost the password for /unna/?


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 09:14:23 [Preview] No.359418 del
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>>359399
The board is dying.


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 09:15:24 [Preview] No.359419 del
might get comfy in bed and watch some doctor poo


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 09:15:30 [Preview] No.359420 del
>>359418
You should stop posting that photo.


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 09:15:50 [Preview] No.359421 del
>>359419
>doctor poo
What season?


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 09:16:04 [Preview] No.359422 del
>>359418
We all die


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 09:16:57 [Preview] No.359423 del
>>359419
Put some socks on please, your feet were really cold lastnight.


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 09:16:59 [Preview] No.359424 del
Japanese pancakes in the airfryer.


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 09:17:39 [Preview] No.359425 del
>>359424
Racist


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 09:18:15 [Preview] No.359426 del
>>359409
When we were still getting to know each other.


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 09:18:34 [Preview] No.359427 del
>>359418
I swear I went to school with that guy


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 09:18:47 [Preview] No.359428 del
>>359418
>The board is dying
You're being a little pessimistic mate, sure it's not like the glory days of late 2018, but there's still a little life here.


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 09:18:54 [Preview] No.359429 del
>>359424
>Japanese pancakes
Sound interesting. I look forward to the photos.


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 09:19:00 [Preview] No.359430 del
>>359407
The offline period was what killed 8chan. I think the antifa ddos attacks did it in tho.


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 09:19:24 [Preview] No.359431 del
>>359417
I refound it.


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 09:19:26 [Preview] No.359432 del
>>359418
Dying with love.


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 09:19:40 [Preview] No.359433 del
>>359419
Poo on you


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 09:19:54 [Preview] No.359434 del
>>359426
We should airbrush NK out of that meme. He sold out. Also, who was DSP neet?


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 09:21:13 [Preview] No.359435 del
We need to raise some funds and send a NEET on a mission to Joondy, stake our dans and wait for him so we can bring him back to the board.


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 09:21:29 [Preview] No.359436 del
It upsets me when people say negative things about the gen. It has been such a big part of the last several years of my life. I did not realise. I feel like crying again.


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 09:21:36 [Preview] No.359437 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=2OMlZ6jqPjQ [Embed]


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 09:22:36 [Preview] No.359438 del
>>359435
Easy to find him, just go to the KFC dumpster late at night and he will find you.


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 09:24:26 [Preview] No.359439 del
>>359437
That looks comfy.


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 09:24:31 [Preview] No.359440 del
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NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 09:24:39 [Preview] No.359441 del
>>359420
History is what we are.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Cd9IBRy-oNs [Embed]


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 09:25:05 [Preview] No.359442 del
>>359435
He moved away from Joondy. That was the beginning of him selling out and becoming a normie.


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 09:25:36 [Preview] No.359443 del
>>359436
I feel like crying because I still hang around with the same bunch of dropkicks who enjoy pictures of poo


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 09:26:03 [Preview] No.359444 del
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>>359426
That was a dspNEETbefore my arrival.


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 09:26:59 [Preview] No.359445 del
>>359421
16, the Tom Baker one, in case the modern shit has caught up that far


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 09:27:26 [Preview] No.359446 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=X8VQclSMsW8 [Embed]
I am go to join in with that other NEET on the Redgum posting.


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 09:28:14 [Preview] No.359447 del
>>359427
Your arse was schooled by that guy/
>>359428
Nah, it's alright.
>>359432
A big hard heart.
>>359434
We all sold out.
>>359435
10k did it.


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 09:29:02 [Preview] No.359448 del
>>359436
Have some junk instead.


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 09:30:08 [Preview] No.359449 del
>>359443
I hope you do not mean that.


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 09:32:20 [Preview] No.359450 del
...lock up your daughters, I've been to Joondy too...


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 09:34:56 [Preview] No.359451 del
>>359443
You know the rules. Noone ever leaves the crab bucket.


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 09:36:11 [Preview] No.359452 del
>>359447
>We all sold out.
Speak for yourself. When I tried to sell out, nobody wanted to buy.


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 09:36:28 [Preview] No.359453 del
>>359451
They'll try to violently shake it and knock it over. Only to realise they're in a bigger bucket.


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 09:37:25 [Preview] No.359454 del
Actually feeling a lot better now that I've installed that site blocking firefox add-on. I should never forget that I have diagnoses ADHD, and I need all the help I can get.


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 09:37:37 [Preview] No.359455 del
>>359444
Some real head bangers.


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 09:38:33 [Preview] No.359456 del
>>359443
We still have a steady supply of junk now.


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 09:38:55 [Preview] No.359457 del
>>359450
unna
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Ce0llmcDZTM [Embed]


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 09:39:37 [Preview] No.359458 del
>>359454
Good luck with it m8.


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 09:40:13 [Preview] No.359459 del


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 09:41:20 [Preview] No.359460 del
That NEET posting old stuff had me looking for what I've got saved.


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 09:42:36 [Preview] No.359461 del
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NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 09:42:55 [Preview] No.359462 del
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NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 09:43:11 [Preview] No.359463 del
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NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 09:44:27 [Preview] No.359464 del
>>359456
Fuccen ledge


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 09:45:13 [Preview] No.359465 del
>>359461
>>359462
>>359463
The Sperg/CricketChad saga. A classic.


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 09:46:02 [Preview] No.359466 del
Post the screenshot where cruisey is found hunched over infront of the board by missus


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 09:49:18 [Preview] No.359467 del
Jeans off
Trackies on
Time for a big


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 09:49:56 [Preview] No.359469 del
>>359461
>>359462
>>359463
I enjoyed this series.


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 09:51:40 [Preview] No.359470 del
>>359467
Big sleep.


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 09:52:46 [Preview] No.359471 del
>>359468
😂😂😂😂


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 09:52:58 [Preview] No.359472 del
Pankackesand creanmy mild chili mayonaise.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=DeLfmrnIjBs [Embed]


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 09:53:59 [Preview] No.359473 del
(26.07 MB 576x1024 download.mp4)


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 09:54:38 [Preview] No.359474 del
>>359472
Your image didn't upload.


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 09:55:44 [Preview] No.359475 del
Tired as
Last nights boong sesh got to me.


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 09:56:28 [Preview] No.359476 del
>>359473
I was waiting for something to happen in that video. It didn't.


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 09:58:01 [Preview] No.359477 del
>>359473
Thats a cool clip i wonder where it was.


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 09:59:23 [Preview] No.359478 del
>>359477
Well bantered.


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 09:59:31 [Preview] No.359479 del
>>359477
it literally says where on the thumbnail


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 10:05:16 [Preview] No.359480 del
Watching the footy.


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 10:06:14 [Preview] No.359481 del
>>359480
Good game so far?


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 10:06:36 [Preview] No.359482 del
>>359481
Its looking promising. Two good teams.


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 10:10:46 [Preview] No.359483 del
>>359468
How embarrassing


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 10:13:05 [Preview] No.359484 del
>>359480
wHOI;SPLAYING.


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 10:13:33 [Preview] No.359485 del
>>359483
That was just the start.


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 10:13:49 [Preview] No.359486 del
>>359484
Demons vs Lions


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 10:15:33 [Preview] No.359487 del
>>359486
never heard of em


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 10:16:56 [Preview] No.359488 del
>>359487
Are you from one of those gay rugby states?


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 10:17:53 [Preview] No.359489 del
>>359487
womens netball teams


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 10:18:17 [Preview] No.359490 del
>>359488
no
best a


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 10:19:38 [Preview] No.359491 del
Might take a cheeky little neet night walk, although I think it's past curfew.


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 10:20:17 [Preview] No.359492 del
>>359491
Stay safe out there NEET.


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 10:21:36 [Preview] No.359493 del
>>359491
Go cuddle some qt


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 10:22:08 [Preview] No.359494 del
>>359493
Don't make posts like that.


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 10:22:50 [Preview] No.359495 del
Ugh
That bloke called up about his bluetooth station installs
He's 2 hours late. Might be a bit of a long night.


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 10:23:21 [Preview] No.359496 del
Science behind gapes.


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 10:23:39 [Preview] No.359497 del
>>359495
You can handle it m8.


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 10:24:08 [Preview] No.359498 del
>>359495
Plan some TikTok breaks in there.


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 10:25:03 [Preview] No.359499 del
>>359496
dont post gay shit like this again please.


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 10:25:42 [Preview] No.359500 del
(1.88 MB 854x476 kneegrows.webm)


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 10:28:10 [Preview] No.359501 del
I think endchands fascist board got deleted


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 10:28:44 [Preview] No.359502 del


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 10:29:00 [Preview] No.359503 del
>>359501
Probably for the best.


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 10:31:09 [Preview] No.359504 del
>>359500
Execute them!


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 10:32:20 [Preview] No.359505 del
>>359496
I know how that feels


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 10:33:08 [Preview] No.359506 del


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 10:33:34 [Preview] No.359507 del
Risky anal insertion


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 10:36:42 [Preview] No.359508 del
He's gone and installed all the base stations before calling in to do the checks on them.
Nothing wrong with that. But he's wired the first one up wrong. Bet he's fucked em all up.

Just my luck


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 10:37:59 [Preview] No.359509 del
>>359508
dude wat


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 10:41:03 [Preview] No.359510 del
Got some Carlsberg elephants. I’m like a broken record at this point. Need some naltrexone.


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 10:43:19 [Preview] No.359512 del
>>359510
>Carlsberg elephants
4.8/5 on danmurphys.com.au


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 10:45:15 [Preview] No.359513 del
>>359508
He sounds like a mong.


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 10:47:04 [Preview] No.359514 del
>>359513
He's new. Telstra contractor


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 10:47:36 [Preview] No.359515 del
>>359510
Have a needful instead.


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 10:49:44 [Preview] No.359516 del
Need to poo but he might call back any minute


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 10:54:30 [Preview] No.359517 del
(1.20 MB 1605x2048 sir.png)
>>359508
It's these funlittle side adventures that keep work from being boring.


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 10:57:36 [Preview] No.359518 del
>>359516
Poo while he does to assert dominance.


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 11:01:18 [Preview] No.359519 del
>>359517
He should do the needful.


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 11:02:19 [Preview] No.359520 del
What the fuck am I going to replace grog with?


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 11:04:26 [Preview] No.359521 del
>>359520
Exercise and MMA. There will be weekly fights at the commune that you need to prepare for.


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 11:04:48 [Preview] No.359522 del
>>359516
A neet should not be afraid to poo wherever or whenever he wants.


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 11:05:50 [Preview] No.359523 del
Thinking about neetkings tri weekly toilet bowl pics.


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 11:06:51 [Preview] No.359524 del
>>359521
It will be like mad max 3. The thunderbum dome.


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 11:07:35 [Preview] No.359525 del
is it possible to boot and install linux from the network if you dont even have a bootloader on your hard drive, i.e. from a clean hard disk?


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 11:09:53 [Preview] No.359526 del
>>359525
pxe boot


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 11:10:42 [Preview] No.359527 del
>>359526
yeah thats a server somewhere. Can that be on the cloud? Do i need special hardware for that?


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 11:11:10 [Preview] No.359528 del
>>359523
I bet he no longer even poos


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 11:11:24 [Preview] No.359529 del
>>359523
The more I think about it, he was a pretty weird guy to post that stuff. I just sort of accepted it at the time.


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 11:11:54 [Preview] No.359530 del
>>359520
You need a wife and kids and more community involvement.


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 11:12:09 [Preview] No.359531 del
>>359527
needs to be on the same network segment


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 11:12:35 [Preview] No.359532 del
>>359528
He is too good for it now.


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 11:12:56 [Preview] No.359533 del
Good night NEETs. Sleep tight.


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 11:14:42 [Preview] No.359534 del
>>359461
>>359462
>>359463
I barely remember writing these, that time is like another century to me, I guess I would have been writing those while drinking $9 goon and sitting hunched over in my armchair at the shitty coffee table that I used as a desk back then. Have you got the one where I'm talking about the time we did dancing in year 8?
>>359510
I've had those, think there's like 2 standards in each of those. They're alright but expnesive.


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 11:15:02 [Preview] No.359535 del
>>359533
Good night TightNEET.


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 11:16:21 [Preview] No.359536 del
I don't think anyone specifically asked to be given the log-in for /ausneets/ on 8coon. I will ask again tomorrow.


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 11:16:26 [Preview] No.359537 del
>>359533
night neet


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 11:16:39 [Preview] No.359538 del
I can't believe this sort of racism is still going on in the current year.


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 11:16:42 [Preview] No.359539 del
Fuck. He's just finished 1 of 13 installs. He's on a minesite in bum fuck WA too so it has to work even if it means me staying up till sunrise.
I might need to get more beer.


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 11:16:48 [Preview] No.359540 del
>>359531
rats i want to install from the cloud instead of an install disk


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 11:17:58 [Preview] No.359541 del
>>359536
I wish we could just lock it forever like a time capsule.


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 11:18:08 [Preview] No.359542 del
>>359524
Would look something like this. Especially if alcohol was not banned.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=QTSvJcKotfM [Embed]


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 11:18:34 [Preview] No.359543 del
>>359539
You can do it. You are the right man for the job.


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 11:21:26 [Preview] No.359544 del
>>359541
I wonder how long 8coon will last before it disappears entirely.


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 11:24:07 [Preview] No.359545 del
>>359544
isnt myspace still going?


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 11:26:07 [Preview] No.359546 del
>>359545
myspace isn't controversial the way 8 is. Lots of people want it dead.


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 11:26:35 [Preview] No.359547 del
34 minutes till craig closes
fuck fuck fuck
I do not wanna be awake until 3am without beer to sip on


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 11:27:27 [Preview] No.359548 del
>>359547
You can do it.


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 11:28:37 [Preview] No.359549 del
>>359547
You need to get an interlocker on your car again


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 11:29:58 [Preview] No.359550 del
Gotta risk it for the biscuit, garn craigs


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 11:30:13 [Preview] No.359551 del
>>359547
Just wank until you fall asleep.


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 11:30:49 [Preview] No.359552 del
>>359550
Disappointing.


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 11:33:37 [Preview] No.359553 del


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 11:39:52 [Preview] No.359554 del
Acquired.


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 11:41:16 [Preview] No.359555 del
>>359554
You must have really put your foot down.
What standards?


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 11:44:31 [Preview] No.359556 del
>>359555
Big green top and one of those low carb beers that was $2 for a stubby.
Fuck, I think thats 16 standards in total. Will see how it goes.
The guy hasn't called back yet but I missed someone elses call in the car.
If its taking him this long for 1 job I might be here literally all night. Would be a cheeky $500 though.


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 11:52:18 [Preview] No.359557 del
>>359556
>a cheeky $500
You will just waste it on standards.


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 11:56:00 [Preview] No.359558 del
Much planned for the weekend bros?


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 11:57:18 [Preview] No.359559 del
>>359558
Nothing. what about you?


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 11:58:34 [Preview] No.359560 del
Nuro had a myspace page once.


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 11:59:58 [Preview] No.359561 del
>>359559
Gotta get some online inductions done for the new wage at some point. An old mate has an mma fight tomorrow so I’ll watch the stream for that. Try not to be too big of a boong.


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 12:02:32 [Preview] No.359562 del
>>359561
>An old mate has an mma fight tomorrow
Good on him. I hope he wins.


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 12:14:33 [Preview] No.359563 del
(134.71 KB 1200x1165 international.jpg)
Faaark. He's not installing base stations.
He's installing fucking sensor triggered camera systems in massive caterpillar mine trucks.
He has to sign some working with heights jsa shit to get in to every one of em.
This is definitely gonna take all night.


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 12:14:36 [Preview] No.359564 del
Can’t believe it’s June. Where does time go.


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 12:14:52 [Preview] No.359565 del
>>359561
Is that you, 10-16 with the fifo job?


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 12:17:33 [Preview] No.359566 del
>>359564
A depressing post.


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 12:25:38 [Preview] No.359568 del
>>359567
I see you there.


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 12:28:22 [Preview] No.359569 del
>>359568
How are you travelling monk?
Seems like you are just getting on with things.


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 12:28:58 [Preview] No.359570 del
>>359567
ANSWER ME


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 12:31:01 [Preview] No.359571 del
>>359570
Yes bro


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 12:48:31 [Preview] No.359572 del
>>359569
I'm doing alright these past weeks.
Still kind of stuck in the moment though. For months I'd been longing for work from home, now I have it with this lockdown and it just feels normal again.
It might be typical, but I've found this throughout many aspects of my life. I long for something so desperately and for so long, then once I have it I treat it like something I'm entitled to. No sense of appreciation for what I have.

Anyway, how did you get this job? Whats the pay like? Years ago I was an apprentice plumber with dreams to fifo and make mad stacks. Now I'm staying up all night to test software on minesites at my 52k/pa job. Such cases aye


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 13:04:18 [Preview] No.359573 del
>>359572
That’s good mate. You definitely seem much better than earlier this year when you were on the verge of breakdown. Hopefully you can level up at another company perhaps in the future, you definitely have the aptitude for it.

It’s in the processing side of things on site which is mostly fixed plant. Just got to get trained up , entry level as far as mining goes. Been doing barely semi skilled blue collar work since I failed out of uni, guess it showed on my resume that I can stick this kind of work. Asked if I knew anyone with that company during the interview , two old coworkers work there now. They didn’t contact any of my references so I guess they just asked the two guys on site. 96k on level 1. Going to get paid monthly which will be interesting.


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 13:14:52 [Preview] No.359574 del
I am off to bed. Good night NEETs.


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 13:15:50 [Preview] No.359575 del
>>359574
Night bro


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 13:23:59 [Preview] No.359576 del
>>359573
Yeah I kinda forgot about my schitzo episodes at the start of the year. Guess it was a dark time but thats all part of the mong rollercoaster experience.
I'm not looking for new jobs lately, I'm pretty comfy at this place, the pay is shit but its a good experience to soak up knowledge from a professional software development company while I work on my skills and build up a portfolio. Plus I've mastered the role. I work from one of the top 50 'upcoming Australian tech companies' and I'd rather not risk the consequences and stress of being on probation at a new job again.

96k is fucking mad. I've done heaps of conveyor belt work in the past. Bottling chemicals, screwing the caps on, packing food into frozen containers, lifting steal studs off a shaping line, etc. I reckon fifo might be good for you or me, it feels like a bit of a deployment, 2 weeks straight focusing on the work. Could see myself falling into a 2 week bender on the time off though but I'm sure you'll figure it out. I'd like to imagine theres a sense of comradery in that kind of profession. Probably has an old school blokey culture to it too, no gay office politics with silly immigrants. When do you start?


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 13:30:10 [Preview] No.359577 del
Already sunk the 6 pack of purples and the long neck.
Only got a long neck and a stubbie left.
Gonna be a long night.


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 13:40:12 [Preview] No.359578 del
>>359577
Nice. These elephants are sneaking up on me. 7.2% lager and you can barely taste the extra alcohol. Dangerous for a bloke like me.
>>359576
Fairo. Maybe you’ll get lined up for a promotion at the current wage if you keep steaming on.
It’s a good wicket starting out. Peanuts for mining. Most blokes with a skills and experience in mining wouldn’t roll out of bed for less than 140k.
Yeah it’s fit in or fuck off with the blue collar wage. Once people warm up to you and sus you out they look out for you. As long as you keep busy and get clarification when you don’t know how to do something it’s all sweet. The long busy days do keep you’re mind from wanderingto dark places if you keep the standards in check.


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 14:00:03 [Preview] No.359579 del
>>359578
>Maybe you’ll get lined up for a promotion at the current wage if you keep steaming on.
A raise at least.

>It’s a good wicket starting out. Peanuts for mining.
It's plenty of dough. Most people won't ever achieve that. If you save it wisely you could end up living the dream.

>The long busy days do keep you’re mind from wanderingto dark places if you keep the standards in check.
Do you know what the conditions are like on-site? If they had a gym that would be a good idea, even just putting your head down and reading or doing something constructive would be good. Though I imagine after the long days you'd probably wanna zone out.


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 14:10:14 [Preview] No.359580 del
Bloke has done 3 installs and its midnight. He has to drive around the mine site and sign paperwork to get into different areas of the site, enter workshops, etc.
Gonna call me back in 25.
Driving to thirsty camel.


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 14:35:07 [Preview] No.359581 del
Should not be boongin with several hours of work left to do.


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 14:44:11 [Preview] No.359582 del
It's taking him roughly an hour to get access to each mine truck.
Motherfucker.


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 15:12:42 [Preview] No.359583 del
I might just tell this guy we can test half of the devices but he'll have to come back another day. These trucks will be in the mine again tomorrow and there's no planned downtime for him to do the rest of them. And he's hundreds of k's away from port headland.
Granted, there was no approval for this and the on-call support is meant to be for emergency kinda stuff. He's a subcontrator so its a bit muddied, but hes contracting for telstra so it's not like he's out of pocket.
Hmmmm. I could see this potentially going up to the board but I also have to work a normal day tomorrow, you could even argue work place safety due to my fatigue.
Then again I'm passing away hundreds of dollars.
Will reconsider after a wank.


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 15:37:33 [Preview] No.359584 del
Old mates decided to call it a night and continue tomorrow.
Thank fuck.


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 20:40:42 [Preview] No.359585 del
morddening


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 20:58:24 [Preview] No.359586 del
Morning neets. Thinking about mining work and FIFO life in remote settlements in the desert. The perfect spot for ufo abductions or cryptid attacks.
>>359585
Morning


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 21:17:03 [Preview] No.359587 del
>>359586
mording

had a wet shave
about to head to woolies


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 21:47:30 [Preview] No.359588 del
>>359587
Bring us back 30kg of checkout chick qt pls. Actually, make it 60kg, I want a whole one.


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 21:53:36 [Preview] No.359589 del
>>359588
there was only one, so you can have my leftovers


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 22:01:19 [Preview] No.359590 del
>>359586
I'll FIFO your arsehole.


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 22:04:00 [Preview] No.359591 del
>>359535
>>359537
Thank (You)

>>359538
I find it pretty funny that people in these diversity jobs often have said really nasty things out in the public domain.

>>359547
Need 2 Boong

>>359554
You needed it!

>>359563
They don't want to pay Sirs family out.

>>359573
>96k on level 1
That will be a big pay check. Spend it wisely.

>>359580
Goon tax!

>Driving to thirsty camel.
After how many standards?

>>359583
>Will reconsider after a wank.
This NEET plans.

>>359584
Sleep tight.

>>359585
>>359586
>>359587
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 22:10:22 [Preview] No.359592 del
>>359591
>That will be a big pay check. Spend it wisely.
After tax:
$6,032.67/month if it's 96k ex. super
$5,576.94/month if it's 96k inc. super

5,512.675,138.58 if there is HECS debt


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 22:16:38 [Preview] No.359593 del
Missed my dad's 60th birthday this week./
Forgot all about it.


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 22:18:38 [Preview] No.359594 del
Actually I'd be perfect for a mining job because I don't have any social life or friends or gf, and I'd never leave whatever shack I was living in during my off time, I'd just spend it all on the internet.


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 22:21:31 [Preview] No.359595 del


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 22:22:27 [Preview] No.359596 del
>>359592
How's that green text without a > ?


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 22:24:31 [Preview] No.359597 del
>>359596
I think it interpreted dollar sign number slash dollar sign


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 22:29:21 [Preview] No.359598 del
big gay baby


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 22:29:37 [Preview] No.359599 del


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 22:32:07 [Preview] No.359600 del
poo


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 22:32:23 [Preview] No.359601 del
fart


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 22:32:54 [Preview] No.359602 del
possum chungus


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 22:36:30 [Preview] No.359603 del
too fat for my eeb


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 22:42:20 [Preview] No.359604 del
>>359603
105 and fit to thrive.


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 22:46:27 [Preview] No.359605 del
>>359592
Big payment.

>>359593
Get him a nice bottle of something he likes.

>>359595
Good morning NEET.

>>359597
The more I know.

>>359604
>fit to thrive.
I wonder how he will thrive at that car show today.


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 22:47:47 [Preview] No.359606 del
>>359605
>Big payment.
It is, although everything in mining towns is inflated to match.
One big weekend after payday could mean eating two minute noodles for the next three weeks.


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 22:49:41 [Preview] No.359607 del
>>359606
True that. $100 for a carton of piss or a streak dinner is common from what I have heard.


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 22:52:30 [Preview] No.359608 del
Good Morning NEETs. Lancias first car show


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 23:08:02 [Preview] No.359609 del
>>359608
Looks schmick


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 23:18:15 [Preview] No.359610 del
mrongers
Woken up by a wage call. Taxed. Voice is deep an raspy, brain is ticking slowly.
Big boong energy, if I had the sleeping issues down pat I could be waking up at 6 and doing a home workout before a comfortable day of wageing. Such cases


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 23:35:30 [Preview] No.359611 del
>>359608
Make us proud nuro.
>>359610
Yeah, everyone says they're gonna do home workouts first thing in the morning, almost nobody ever does it.


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 23:40:47 [Preview] No.359612 del
>>359608
Good morning Nuro. Looking based.

>>359610
Good morning NEET.

>Such cases
Start the day with a healthy breakfast and see where it takes you.


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 23:42:06 [Preview] No.359613 del
>>359611
>almost nobody ever does it.
I walk the dog in the morning as my exercise. It is a good way to start off then later in the morning you can do some more I never do later unless I have nothing on during the day.


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 23:47:52 [Preview] No.359615 del
>>359613
I walk myself every morning for the same reason. Once, when I used to live a few hundred metres away from a gym, I'd get up and go there most mornings. But actually doing a full home gym workout at home every morning is hard.


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 23:49:07 [Preview] No.359616 del
>>359608
Looking good, Numo.
Has your car always had that red pin stripe? I never noticed it before.
Talk to the Corvette man in the third picture. I am sure he will be based.


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 23:50:39 [Preview] No.359617 del
I bought a biscuit joiner at Bunnings.


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 23:50:48 [Preview] No.359618 del
>>359612
>Start the day with a healthy breakfast and see where it takes you.
I'm on my second beer
team se$h


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 23:53:13 [Preview] No.359619 del
>>359615
It gets you getting going for the day too. When it rains I don't know how to get myself going for the day.


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 23:54:19 [Preview] No.359620 del
>>359618
>I'm on my second beer
Boong cycle will only become more vicious. Be careful.


NEET 06/04/2021 (Fri) 23:57:15 [Preview] No.359621 del
>>359617
>biscuit
That always use to make me laugh when I heard it as a kid in reference to the wood ones.


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 00:01:02 [Preview] No.359622 del
Discovered that half the clothes I brought off the line the other day and stashed in the basket are still damp and are starting to smell. I'm not going to be a normie about and rewash them, so I put them next to the heater to dry a bit. Should be extra fragrant all next week.


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 00:05:24 [Preview] No.359623 del
>>359622
>Should be extra fragrant all next week.
Help with any mushroom cultivation too.
>t. SmartAndFragrantNEET


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 00:11:12 [Preview] No.359624 del
Wanna be fit and muscley instead of lazy and pudgy.


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 00:22:37 [Preview] No.359625 del
>>359624
Just keep chewing and typing, you'll get there in the end.


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 00:24:50 [Preview] No.359626 del
>thinking about Helen


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 00:39:56 [Preview] No.359627 del


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 00:41:58 [Preview] No.359628 del
Thinking about getting some kfc for some reason.


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 00:42:36 [Preview] No.359629 del
Thinking about going back to bed


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 00:42:46 [Preview] No.359630 del
>>359628
Remembrance meal.


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 00:43:06 [Preview] No.359631 del
>>359629
Have a power nap.


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 00:48:54 [Preview] No.359632 del
>>359608
Hi Nuro
VROOM


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 00:49:30 [Preview] No.359633 del
>>359608
Have there been any comments about the missing bumper?


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 00:51:52 [Preview] No.359634 del
>>359622
you should gas them with ozone


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 00:57:24 [Preview] No.359635 del
DIG THROUGH THE DITCHES AND BURN THROUGH THE WITCHES I SLAM IN THE BACK OF MY DRAAAGULAAAA!!


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 00:58:09 [Preview] No.359636 del
>>359593
Should be a wake-up call for you.


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 01:11:03 [Preview] No.359637 del
Thinkin about cruisey laughing his ass off watching me pull a funny face while smoking the opium pipe in a Spanish villa overlooking the moutainside town again


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 01:15:20 [Preview] No.359638 del
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>>359637
>pull a funny face


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 01:23:20 [Preview] No.359639 del
>>359627
Rest in pieces of original recipe


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 01:44:57 [Preview] No.359640 del
>>359633
there were fucking zero comments about the bumper


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 01:53:10 [Preview] No.359641 del
>>359640
Wheres your number plate?


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 01:54:51 [Preview] No.359642 del
>>359641
Nuro has a based exemption.


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 01:58:50 [Preview] No.359643 del
>>359640
to your face


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 02:08:44 [Preview] No.359644 del
>>359642
I'm wondering how much the number plate 'BASED' is worth on the open market.


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 02:16:20 [Preview] No.359646 del
>>359645
>$2,395
Not bad.


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 02:18:08 [Preview] No.359647 del
>>359646
We should pass around the cum sock and people can throw some change in it to contribute towards the cost.


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 02:19:03 [Preview] No.359648 del
>>359645
Is that through the government, or just some numberplate maker?

BASED doesnn't appear to be currently registered in Queensland.


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 02:20:13 [Preview] No.359649 del
>>359647
>cum sock
He should get this instead


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 02:20:32 [Preview] No.359650 del
>>359648
Government site or at least an approved one:
>Find out more about personalised plates for:
>>cars
https://www.qld.gov.au/transport/registration/personalised

Takes to here:
https://www.ppq.com.au/Home.aspx

Shown in the screen capture using
>Create a Plate


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 02:21:26 [Preview] No.359651 del
>>359649
If he writes BASED on it and it rains, it will become soggy and he will probably get fined for not having any plates on the car.


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 02:24:54 [Preview] No.359652 del
>>359640
Did you actually talk to anybody today, Nuro, or did you just skulk about for 10 minutes and then leave again?


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 02:24:58 [Preview] No.359653 del
(60.02 KB 962x419 kino.jpg)


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 02:25:57 [Preview] No.359654 del
>>359653
What about LOLCOW?


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 02:30:17 [Preview] No.359655 del
>>359654
This will have to do.


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 02:40:40 [Preview] No.359656 del
>>359642
accurate


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 02:42:46 [Preview] No.359657 del
Can somebody please remind me to take a shit and a shower before I go next door at 5.30?


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 02:43:18 [Preview] No.359658 del
>>359657
Do it once you get next door. They won't mind.


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 02:44:39 [Preview] No.359659 del
>>359658
Given my tendency to do poos that won't flush, yes, they will.


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 02:44:58 [Preview] No.359660 del
>>359659
although I could blame the demented woman


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 02:45:59 [Preview] No.359661 del
>>359657
>>359660
It's her special day and she can shit herself if she wants to, but I don't think that extends to you.


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 02:46:23 [Preview] No.359662 del
Another day on earth bros. Slept in, woke up taxed.


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 02:46:49 [Preview] No.359663 del
>>359662
go back to bed, it's almost tomorrow


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 02:47:19 [Preview] No.359664 del
>>359645
Probably more than the lancia's worth


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 02:47:47 [Preview] No.359665 del
>>359662
I'm on my 5th hangover cure beer.
Wage has been pretty busy. Not great.


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 02:48:02 [Preview] No.359666 del
>>359664
the second hand market is insane at the moment
he'd get at least $4k for it


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 02:48:04 [Preview] No.359667 del
>>359655
Actually kekked at this


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 02:48:26 [Preview] No.359668 del
>>359662
Good morning NEET.


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 02:48:32 [Preview] No.359669 del
>>359662
DO SOMETHING


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 02:49:06 [Preview] No.359670 del
>>359668
>morning


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 02:49:07 [Preview] No.359671 del
>>359664
>>359666
He was showing us examples with bumpers that were going for $50+k asking.


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 02:49:30 [Preview] No.359672 del
>>359667
It didn't allow CBT but it seemed to allow this with no review.


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 02:49:45 [Preview] No.359673 del
>>359671
yes, $45k bumpers will do that


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 02:49:49 [Preview] No.359674 del
>>359669
I'm having a black instant and having a look at the gen.


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 02:53:20 [Preview] No.359675 del
>>359671
>>359673
No wonder he's so touchy about the missing bumper.


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 02:55:01 [Preview] No.359676 del
Nuro needs to install some air suspension after the bumpers: https://youtube.com/watch?v=gOOLQJt6_vM [Embed]


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 02:57:38 [Preview] No.359677 del
Wish webber would would pin me with growth hormone and test e in the commune kitchen


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 02:58:00 [Preview] No.359678 del
>>359676
Imagine an executive giggling as the car bounces.


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 02:58:29 [Preview] No.359679 del
>>359677
Pin you down and put bung fritz in you maybe


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 03:00:06 [Preview] No.359680 del
>>359679
At night we will raid veterinarians for horse steroids and smallgoods shops for bung fritz.


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 03:04:44 [Preview] No.359681 del
Thinking about nuros alpha male presence at the car meet up.


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 03:09:35 [Preview] No.359682 del
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Thinking about times when the ex would squeeze me in a hug when she was just overcome with my love and support for her, and I'd pick her up (54kg) and she'd seem close to tears telling me that she loved having me by her side

>tfw no gf


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 03:10:52 [Preview] No.359683 del
>>359682
I can't wank to this.


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 03:11:54 [Preview] No.359684 del
>>359682
Anyone besides cruisedog have a gf?


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 03:12:54 [Preview] No.359685 del
>>359684
Shire, Sperg (hopefully), Shitey, 10K, NK, Abseil, ...


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 03:13:09 [Preview] No.359686 del
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NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 03:14:18 [Preview] No.359687 del
>>359685
> Shitey, 10K, NK, Abseil, ...
All left the gen unfortunately


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 03:15:07 [Preview] No.359688 del
>>359687
We all watch Harry Potter on the secret channel and they tell me what's happening in their lives.


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 03:15:20 [Preview] No.359689 del
>>359685
>Shitey, 10K, NK, Abseil
Neets who are no longer with us. Notice a pattern?


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 03:15:47 [Preview] No.359690 del
>>359689
Cheesey's one-time GF had her nudes posted in >>>/agatha2/


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 03:17:21 [Preview] No.359691 del
>>359684
Cruisey also has a bromance with one particular NEET...


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 03:17:26 [Preview] No.359692 del
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>>359690
Cheesey dodged a bullet by getting dumped.


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 03:18:09 [Preview] No.359693 del
>>359692
Indeed he did. Her level of mentalness was visible from space.


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 03:26:00 [Preview] No.359694 del
>>359687
>>359689
Good on them all for escaping.


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 03:31:14 [Preview] No.359695 del
>>359694
https://youtube.com/watch?v=LDU_Txk06tM [Embed]


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 03:34:08 [Preview] No.359696 del
I never felt comfortable about Shitey being with that Indian Lady. I feared he was being exploited. She was older and married and Shitey is severely autistic.


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 03:35:46 [Preview] No.359697 del
>>359696
>is severely autistic.
So someone with autism cannot have a relationship because they may have a disability?
He himself said he liked the intimacy in the relationship.


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 03:38:18 [Preview] No.359698 del
>>359697
Of course they can have a relationship, but they also might find themselves in an unhealthy and exploitive one. You have to judge it on its merits.


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 03:40:32 [Preview] No.359699 del
How old was the indian lady anyway?
I wonder if her husband had any suspicions.
No offence to shitey of course, but imagine if your wife cheated on you with an /ausneet/


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 03:48:38 [Preview] No.359700 del
>>359698
>in an unhealthy and exploitive one
I don't get this at all in the context of what he had posted about the relationship.


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 04:03:01 [Preview] No.359701 del
Hangxiety kicked in big time after the black instant. Out for a big walk to take the edge off it.


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 04:06:45 [Preview] No.359702 del
>>359701
>Hangxiety
Goonxiety.


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 04:11:23 [Preview] No.359703 del
>>359700
Depending on how old she was (I was guessing late 20's/early 30's), there is a power dynamic of sorts.


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 04:16:48 [Preview] No.359704 del
I'm gonna pop a nodoze and go on a walk too.
A walk to IGA for standards.


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 04:22:12 [Preview] No.359705 del
>>359703
>Power dynamic
She does what you tell her to do, or you tell her husband. I could get into that.


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 04:25:00 [Preview] No.359706 del
>>359705
Or he does what she tells him to do, or she tells her husband and the hospital that he cuddled her.


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 04:25:46 [Preview] No.359707 del
>>359704
Nodoze are a con. Minimally more caffeine than an espresso.


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 04:52:58 [Preview] No.359708 del
Might make a butcher block / cutting board once I've finished this table.


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 04:57:42 [Preview] No.359709 del
>>359608
Looking very nice and sunny, nice cars too.
>>359685
The Brit has not been as responsive of late so let's not get too fair ahead of ourselves.
>>359696
It did seem a little bizarre I'll give you that.
11 degrees today in Shitbourne, felt a little covered in curry last night and this morning, feel a bit better now, might go for a walk.


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 04:59:44 [Preview] No.359710 del
>>359709
>The Brit has not been as responsive of late so let's not get too fair ahead of ourselves.
These lockdowns couldn't have come at a worse time for you.
Texting regularly just gives you the opportunity to fuck things up.


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 05:04:41 [Preview] No.359712 del
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NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 05:07:34 [Preview] No.359713 del
>>359711
Artneet never got the thanks he deserved for the effort he put in.


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 05:08:56 [Preview] No.359714 del
I haven't see anyone besides numo talk about WFTD for a very long time.


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 05:09:50 [Preview] No.359715 del
>>359713
He did good work.


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 05:13:14 [Preview] No.359716 del
>>359714
Numo was the only one dumb enough to get trapped in it.


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 05:13:15 [Preview] No.359717 del
>>359714
When did we rename Nuro? seems a little disrespectful to the most popular neet on the board.


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 05:21:02 [Preview] No.359718 del
Watching workout videos, drinking beer and eating a block of chockie (just ate a bag of chips)

>>359712
Classic


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 05:28:17 [Preview] No.359719 del
>>359718
>a block of chockie
The caramilk?


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 05:33:10 [Preview] No.359722 del
>>359719
Black forest


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 05:36:59 [Preview] No.359723 del
Fuck tha police coming straight from the underground!
A young neeto got it bad coz I frown!


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 05:42:32 [Preview] No.359724 del
>>359711
That's really a medium sized executive. We can do better.


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 05:43:04 [Preview] No.359725 del
>>359714
Been on dsp since before I started here


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 05:45:13 [Preview] No.359726 del
(2.06 MB 640x1138 6iqy8dRBte-BMKeN.mp4)


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 05:47:06 [Preview] No.359727 del
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NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 05:48:25 [Preview] No.359728 del
>>359726
Straight to the junk folder without even watching.


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 05:49:15 [Preview] No.359729 del
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NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 05:55:51 [Preview] No.359731 del
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NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 05:58:26 [Preview] No.359732 del
Monaro has still not asked for those log in details.


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 06:00:07 [Preview] No.359733 del
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NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 06:12:06 [Preview] No.359737 del
>>359705
> I could get into that.
Me too.


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 06:14:12 [Preview] No.359738 del
>>359708
Big one?

>>359711
I think that was me on the right.

>>359712
Based.

>>359713
The thanks is the ongoing posting and recognition of his talent.

>>359714
There was no obligations last year or they were scaled back.


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 06:15:30 [Preview] No.359739 del
>>359721
But why did they run out is because they source Australian timber from Bug mills or something like that?


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 06:15:38 [Preview] No.359740 del
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This moofie is pretty sick.


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 06:16:47 [Preview] No.359741 del
>>359739
big demand from construction and shit timber policies. Blame the greenies and mass immigration.


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 06:18:28 [Preview] No.359742 del
>>359726
kek

>>359728
I'll find some worse ones tonight for you.


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 06:18:54 [Preview] No.359743 del
>>359729
I use my daily but I do not squat.

>>359730
That display picture kek


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 06:19:13 [Preview] No.359744 del
>>359740
It is not.


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 06:20:18 [Preview] No.359745 del
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(3.82 MB 1400x2100 Brazil.jpg)
Hey, fellas!
Stream starts soon, in-ish 3-ish hours-ish. At 19 AEST.
I think pre-show stream will start just an hour before. Not sure with what yet. We'll see.
Here:
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 06:20:42 [Preview] No.359746 del
>>359744
STFU i was traumatized.


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 06:22:20 [Preview] No.359747 del
>>359745
Thank you, I have been thinking of this since this morning.


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 06:22:26 [Preview] No.359748 del
>>359745
>The film centres on Sam Lowry, a low-ranking bureaucrat trying to find a woman who appears in his dreams while he is working in a mind-numbing job and living in a small apartment, set in a dystopian world in which there is an over-reliance on poorly maintained (and rather whimsical) machines.
Sounds good and relevant to my life. I will be there.


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 06:23:25 [Preview] No.359749 del
That NEET needs to do his poo and have a shower.


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 06:23:43 [Preview] No.359750 del
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>>359717
based
>>359738
that makes sense. i should have had a bludge last year while it was double dole and no wfd.
>>359717
It's a sign of endearment.


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 06:24:07 [Preview] No.359751 del
>>359746
I'll traumatize you.


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 06:27:10 [Preview] No.359752 del
>>359740
Joo filth.


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 06:27:15 [Preview] No.359753 del
>>359747
Only a couple more hours.

>>359748
Not great. Great.


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 06:27:51 [Preview] No.359754 del
wheres buro


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 06:29:14 [Preview] No.359756 del
>>359754
biro would still be doing car stuff


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 06:30:25 [Preview] No.359757 del
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NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 06:30:31 [Preview] No.359758 del
>>359755
tfw 31?


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 06:38:07 [Preview] No.359759 del


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 06:42:19 [Preview] No.359760 del
>>359730
Is this the ausneets official spokesman?


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 06:44:02 [Preview] No.359761 del


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 06:50:29 [Preview] No.359762 del
I smell like cum, BO and alcohol sweat


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 06:50:44 [Preview] No.359763 del
>>359761
>This account doesn’t exist
>Try searching for another.


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 06:53:24 [Preview] No.359764 del
I've been posting here for years, still have very little idea what's going on and this is a good thing. Ausneets is a place where the line between memes and reality is often blurred and badly anti-aliased.


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 06:57:07 [Preview] No.359765 del
I planted my special seed in possums chilli pot once


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 07:00:46 [Preview] No.359766 del
>>359762
Embrace it!


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 07:01:06 [Preview] No.359767 del
>>359765
Did it make your member hot?


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 07:08:03 [Preview] No.359768 del
Watching my Crows play. Not going too well so far.


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 07:08:27 [Preview] No.359769 del
>>359710
I might try calling her, maybe that would work better.


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 07:09:17 [Preview] No.359770 del
>>359765
You wish.


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 07:17:02 [Preview] No.359771 del
>>359769
Just leave her be for a bit. When the lockdown lifts hit her up for that walk/fingerbang.


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 07:17:29 [Preview] No.359772 del
Doing that poo nobody reminded me about.


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 07:20:48 [Preview] No.359773 del


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 07:23:28 [Preview] No.359774 del
>>359763
He deleted it later on.


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 07:23:46 [Preview] No.359775 del


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 07:23:53 [Preview] No.359776 del
Big poo. I hope my arsehole closes again before dinner.


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 07:24:17 [Preview] No.359777 del
>>359771
>fingerbang
Crass, crude, vile.


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 07:24:45 [Preview] No.359778 del
>>359775
Oh boy. I feel really dumb now.


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 07:25:37 [Preview] No.359779 del
>>359777
Couldn’t think of a synonym for vile starting with the letter C?


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 07:26:44 [Preview] No.359780 del
The needful


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 07:37:02 [Preview] No.359781 del
(1.90 MB 576x1024 video0 (8).mp4)


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 07:38:15 [Preview] No.359782 del
>>359776
Soothing ointment, apply a reasonable amount.


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 07:40:30 [Preview] No.359783 del
>>359780
Sir very unclothed.


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 07:41:44 [Preview] No.359784 del
>>359782
>apply a reasonable amount.
internal or external?


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 07:42:09 [Preview] No.359785 del


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 07:43:33 [Preview] No.359786 del
>>359778
I tried to plan it so you at least had an hour. That lady needs you to be there.


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 07:44:41 [Preview] No.359787 del
I hope we will get lots of photos from the minesite.


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 07:45:06 [Preview] No.359788 del
>>359784
There are creams that do both. Hemorrhoid one comes with an applicator that can get up there and you can unscrew it for external use. The one I use has a thing in it to stop the pain.


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 07:46:16 [Preview] No.359789 del
>Can really terrible sex turn into good sex? Nadia Bokody put this question to the test after she bumped into a one-night stand that went horribly wrong.
https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/relationships/sex/nadia-bokody-i-tried-a-bad-sex-doover/news-story/8d2c8939d163250be9d6cefa188f4e7b


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 07:46:33 [Preview] No.359790 del
>>359788
>to stop the pain.
Some NEETs enjoy the pain.


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 07:47:45 [Preview] No.359791 del
>>359789
Not clicking.


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 07:48:40 [Preview] No.359792 del
>>359790
The good thing about hemorrhoids then is that you more piss them off the more pain they create.


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 07:49:08 [Preview] No.359793 del
>>359791
With a first paragraph like this
>I’m on a date.


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 07:51:15 [Preview] No.359794 del
I'm off for a while NOOTs.
If anybody needs me, I'm just next door.


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 07:52:46 [Preview] No.359795 del
>>359794
Have fun and sing loudly when it comes to wish the birthday girl a Happy Birthday.


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 07:54:00 [Preview] No.359796 del
>>359794
Have a nice time.


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 07:56:28 [Preview] No.359797 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=g_AwHFE3dhA [Embed]


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 07:59:21 [Preview] No.359798 del
An hour, NEEToes.


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 08:00:30 [Preview] No.359799 del
>>359798
I am getting ready to transition to bed to be ready.


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 08:01:39 [Preview] No.359800 del
I hate women so much its unreal


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 08:02:13 [Preview] No.359801 del
>>359800
Is that normal?


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 08:08:02 [Preview] No.359802 del
Big day 600 odd k's


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 08:09:18 [Preview] No.359803 del
>>359802
Big drive. Good day?


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 08:09:33 [Preview] No.359804 del
>>359616
>that red pin stripe?
I hadn't seen it before either.
No wonder that fella thought it was a datsun.


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NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 08:14:14 [Preview] No.359807 del


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 08:14:38 [Preview] No.359808 del
>>359804
How sure are we that it isn't a Datsun?


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 08:16:04 [Preview] No.359809 del
>>359683
I can wank to his tears.


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 08:16:47 [Preview] No.359810 del
>>359690
Tabitha is a dirty cunt.


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 08:17:18 [Preview] No.359811 del
>>359691
>one
I created Possum2 for a reason.


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 08:17:56 [Preview] No.359812 del
THE WEEKEND CATCH-UP IS ON


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 08:19:07 [Preview] No.359813 del
>>359696
>severely autistic.
And still smashing pooji poonani.


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 08:20:02 [Preview] No.359814 del
>>359813
He is an inspiration.


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 08:25:56 [Preview] No.359816 del
>>359730
>garlic ratdog


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 08:26:38 [Preview] No.359817 del
>>359811
>Possum2
A pale imitation.


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 08:27:03 [Preview] No.359818 del
>>359816
>ratdog


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 08:30:42 [Preview] No.359819 del
>>359764
That's because you don't pay attention or care


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 08:30:58 [Preview] No.359820 del


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 08:32:53 [Preview] No.359821 del


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 08:34:02 [Preview] No.359822 del
>>359803
Eh, yeah I guess. Had lunch with dad.
I can tell he's still pissed about me missing his birthday.


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 08:34:54 [Preview] No.359823 del
>>359812
Good evening.


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 08:35:01 [Preview] No.359824 del
Almost falling asleep.
Gonna push for a 3rd wank.


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 08:35:42 [Preview] No.359825 del
>>359822
You have done what you can to make it up to him.


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 08:35:59 [Preview] No.359826 del
>>359823
Hello.


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 08:36:00 [Preview] No.359827 del
>>359817
If I squint and hold my nose, I can make myself believe.


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 08:37:11 [Preview] No.359828 del
The footy is making me stressed.


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 08:37:54 [Preview] No.359829 del
>>359828
If you barracked for a real team, that would manifest as excitement.


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 08:39:10 [Preview] No.359830 del
>>359829
>a real team
Anti-Crows prejudice. Unbecoming.


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 08:43:21 [Preview] No.359831 del
>>359827
That fake garlic in a jar smell.


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 08:44:57 [Preview] No.359832 del
>>359824
>Gonna push for a 3rd wank
Ambitious.


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 08:49:30 [Preview] No.359833 del
Who stole my undies!?!?!?!?!?!


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 08:50:05 [Preview] No.359834 del
>>359833
They disintegrated.


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 08:50:47 [Preview] No.359835 del
>>359824
You must have plenty of NEETjuice in reserve.


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 08:52:02 [Preview] No.359836 del
10 minutes till movie.
What movie?
This >>359745 movie.


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 08:56:31 [Preview] No.359837 del
I used to fight kangaroos in underground MMA matches. Curried sausages for dinner tonight. I hate women.


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 08:59:50 [Preview] No.359838 del
Startin.


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 09:02:49 [Preview] No.359839 del
>>359838
Poggers.


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 09:08:05 [Preview] No.359840 del
>>359789
Deep down, I don't really like the idea of women enjoying sex anyway. It should be all about the guy's pleasure.


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 09:09:49 [Preview] No.359841 del
>>359840
I don't like women enjoying anything.


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 09:11:04 [Preview] No.359842 del
>>359840
You've obviously never been able to get deep down.


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 09:11:12 [Preview] No.359843 del
Crows disappointed me again.


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 09:11:31 [Preview] No.359844 del
Do you think the reason nuro hasn't posted for hours is because he picked up some italian qt whore at the car show and is driving around looking for a place to rear bumper her?


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 09:12:19 [Preview] No.359845 del
>>359844
Do you think the reason nuro hasn't posted for house is because he's living his best life?


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 09:13:25 [Preview] No.359846 del
Fucking wog fish and chip shop has closed at 2:30pm
Maybe theyre body corporates


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 09:19:17 [Preview] No.359847 del
>>359846
That's an outrage. You've been wronged.


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 09:32:26 [Preview] No.359848 del
>>359846
>closed at 2:30pm
Nah, they're wogs


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 09:33:16 [Preview] No.359849 del
That guy is on the mine site again.
I'm half gooned and half falling asleep.
Might head to craigs. Cumdies wafting something wonderful.


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 09:34:12 [Preview] No.359850 del
Seasoned pork with cherry tomatoes, spinach and rocket, smashed avo, kalamata olives, fetta cubes, sundried tomato, aoili on a bun.
Next one will have slices of kabana.


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 09:34:26 [Preview] No.359851 del
Might apply to be a camp cook.


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 09:36:37 [Preview] No.359852 del
>>359850
Sounds exceptional.


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 09:50:40 [Preview] No.359853 del
Going to shit out of my arse soon.


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 09:52:12 [Preview] No.359854 del
Wanna take steroids and start selling coke and generally live as a paranoid fuckwit making sick cash


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 10:12:39 [Preview] No.359855 del
Nuro got caught drug driving once


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 10:16:32 [Preview] No.359856 del
This guy I was dealing with last night and tonight is south african.
He has called me 'vicker' a couple times. I hope its a good thing.


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 10:19:31 [Preview] No.359857 del
On the phone but I need to take a big fat clumpy bender shit that will break my poor innocent angus apart.


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 10:20:03 [Preview] No.359858 del
>>359856
are you from victoria?


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 10:21:14 [Preview] No.359859 del


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 10:22:10 [Preview] No.359860 del
>>359856
You should ask him what it means next time he says it.


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 10:24:33 [Preview] No.359861 del
He has left his phone in the shed while he goes to get some supplies and I am listening to some mine site yobbos shoot the shit


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 10:26:51 [Preview] No.359862 del
>>359861
What are they talking about?


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 10:31:27 [Preview] No.359863 del
>>359856
Is he a nigger or white?


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 10:31:46 [Preview] No.359864 del
>>359855
...but he let the cop off with a warning


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 10:32:25 [Preview] No.359865 del
I wonder how Weber is going at that party.


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 10:34:11 [Preview] No.359866 del
>>359864
I'll get you oof


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 10:34:18 [Preview] No.359867 del
Getting boong feelings.
Trying to hold out.


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 10:34:31 [Preview] No.359868 del
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>>359862
Trucks

>>359863
He's a baste whitey


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 10:35:35 [Preview] No.359869 del
>>359867
Stay strong.


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 10:39:16 [Preview] No.359870 del
Doing that poo
Very stubborn


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 10:40:05 [Preview] No.359871 del


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 10:41:05 [Preview] No.359872 del
>>359868
An Afrikaner then probably


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 10:45:22 [Preview] No.359873 del
Had to swallow my pride and suck the poo back into my neethole, don't have time to wait for it to slide out when it pleases. A big wipe.


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 10:46:01 [Preview] No.359874 del
>>359873
I am disappointed in you.


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 10:47:48 [Preview] No.359875 del
>>359873
If you can master this art, you could be like the poo version of inspector gadget, and deploy your poo at opportune times to attack bad guys, then retract it.


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 10:54:09 [Preview] No.359876 del
Might start subscribing to youtube channels instead of just watching recommended. Something I haven't done in like 8 years.


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 10:56:08 [Preview] No.359877 del
>>359876
There is some good stuff on Youtube.


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 11:23:07 [Preview] No.359878 del
Good night NEETs. That moofie was intense. Sleep tight.


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 11:23:57 [Preview] No.359879 del
Thanks, fellas, for participating.
Good night for you.


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 11:24:04 [Preview] No.359880 del
>>359846
If they were body corporates you wouldn't get an extra potato cake.
>>359856
Saffers can be savage, it's less about minding your manners and more ensuring there is no conflict of interest.
They do business in a very open and shut manner, if they are crooks you just have to tell them you do open and shut and they revert to their better selves.


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 11:24:05 [Preview] No.359881 del
>>359876
Don't they only get paid money if you subscribe?


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 11:25:41 [Preview] No.359882 del
>>359878
Good night.


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 11:25:58 [Preview] No.359883 del
For once, I got my todo list completed today and can go to bed without feeling I've wasted the day completely. That web blocker is well worth it, thank you to the neet who recommended it.
>>359878
Goodnight
>>359879
Sorry I missed the movie m8


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 11:26:31 [Preview] No.359884 del
>>359881
No they get paid per how many ads on their videos get seen.


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 11:27:19 [Preview] No.359885 del
>>359883
>I got my todo list completed today
Well done NEET.

Good night.


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 11:28:00 [Preview] No.359886 del
>>359883
You still have a chance, tomorrow morning at 6 I think.


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 11:35:46 [Preview] No.359887 del
I hope Weber is not talking about the body corporates at that birthday party.


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 11:37:12 [Preview] No.359888 del
>>359887?
Did he go dressed as hitler?


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 11:43:47 [Preview] No.359889 del
Think I'm at roughly a grand for the week so far. Tomorrow could net another 250 or so.
This should be my most profitable week on-call so far I reckon.
Proper gang shit mayne


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 11:43:55 [Preview] No.359890 del
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NEET commune garden doing okay


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 11:45:18 [Preview] No.359891 del
>>359888
He went dressed as Sailor Moon, but he is still capable of talking about anything.


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 11:45:55 [Preview] No.359892 del
>>359889
Well done Monk. Save that money. It is time for you to start to get ahead instead of living week to week.


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 11:46:26 [Preview] No.359893 del
>>359890
Looks very good NEET. Keep us posted.


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 11:51:45 [Preview] No.359894 del
Back from the neighbourbots'.
Drank 3/4 of a bottle of red due to social anxiety and had a hamburger bun.
In bed. Might watch some more Doctor Poo.


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 11:52:21 [Preview] No.359895 del
NEETs we are on such a backwater Chan here, I don't think there is much chance of us ever attracting new NEETs. They will not stumble on us here like maybe they did back in the 8chan days.

This means our numbers will only ever decrease. We will not even be able to maintain our current numbers since people sometimes stop posting and stop visiting.

NEETs get angry whenever someone advertises the board somewhere else, but has it perhaps become necessary for our survival that we consider doing something to attract new blood?

Food for thought.


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 11:53:48 [Preview] No.359896 del
>>359895
If everyone samefags then we double our population.


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 11:54:01 [Preview] No.359897 del
>>359894
How many people were there? Did you do much mixing?


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 11:56:20 [Preview] No.359898 del
>>359897
Probably about 25. It was just their 3 kids and wives and a bazillion grandkids.
I spoke to the men about man things.


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 11:56:55 [Preview] No.359899 del
Punched the wall about 20 times and went on a violent rant.
Sore and not feeling good.
Going to bed.


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 11:57:46 [Preview] No.359900 del
>>359894
Its "Doctor Pajeet"


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 11:57:54 [Preview] No.359901 del
>>359899
Good night. I hope you feel better in the morning.


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 11:59:00 [Preview] No.359902 del
>>359899
>punched the wall
iktf


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 12:00:24 [Preview] No.359903 del
>>359890
Looking good neet


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 12:00:49 [Preview] No.359904 del
>>359891
I hope we get pictures


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 12:01:06 [Preview] No.359905 del
>>359898
Did you sing Happy Birthday loudly?


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 12:02:00 [Preview] No.359906 del
>>359892
Should hopefully be able to go through the next month long pay cycle without running out and dipping into credit if I keep off the standoes.
Its not easy living alone and making 50k to be honest, though admittedly I have poor financial discipline


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NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 12:03:51 [Preview] No.359908 del
>>359906
>if I keep off the standoes


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 12:05:11 [Preview] No.359909 del
>>359898
Sounds like a decent night. As long as you didn't embarrass yourself too much in any way, you did well.


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 12:05:47 [Preview] No.359910 del
My walls are made of brick I am not game to try punching them. You rageNEETS must have softer walls.


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 12:07:49 [Preview] No.359911 del
>>359910
The door frames here have dents in them from me punching them as a teenager.


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 12:07:57 [Preview] No.359912 del
>>359908
Or the beers rather. $4 goon bottles are the wiser choice.


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 12:08:53 [Preview] No.359913 del
>>359909
I don't believe I did anything to embarrass myself.


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 12:09:41 [Preview] No.359914 del
>>359895
>our numbers will only ever decrease
Honestly, that's for the best.


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 12:12:26 [Preview] No.359916 del
>>359914
There are NEETs out there who need the solace and inspirational assistance provided by the gen. We have helped many NEETs move forwards with their lives.


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 12:14:27 [Preview] No.359917 del
Watching this orthodox body corporate explain demonology and solomon's magical abilities.


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 12:15:15 [Preview] No.359918 del
Spying on fuck off huge caterpillar mine trucks.
Iron ore mine in Nullagine I believe.

>>359915
Not clicking.


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 12:17:23 [Preview] No.359919 del
>>359918
Looks a bit spooky.


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 12:20:08 [Preview] No.359920 del
>>359917
>solomon's magical abilities.
What could he do? Expelliarmus?


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 12:20:37 [Preview] No.359921 del
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>>359916
Look at all the neets Dan has cured of sobriety.


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 12:23:47 [Preview] No.359922 del
Just wanna rub webbies tummy and feed him some yummies


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 12:29:16 [Preview] No.359923 del
>>359922
I was glad that spoilered letter was what it was. I had been worried.


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 12:35:25 [Preview] No.359924 del
My car is having clear coat peeling issues. Big patches all over.

Is there a cheap and easy way to DIY re-paint your car? Maybe something with a very easy to follow Australian YouTube explanation?


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 13:06:36 [Preview] No.359925 del
Good night NEETs. See you tomorrow.


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 13:09:16 [Preview] No.359926 del


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 13:15:19 [Preview] No.359927 del
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>>359890
Based grower


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 13:16:18 [Preview] No.359928 del
>>359896
topkek


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 13:38:18 [Preview] No.359929 del
Mine trucks are done.
Finally, big 24 hours.
Now for a slow sensual wank.


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 14:17:31 [Preview] No.359930 del
Sometimes I wish I was a different person
Not a big fan of myself.


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 14:57:28 [Preview] No.359931 del
Feeling lonely. The gen is asleep. I'm just drinking beer for no reason.
No one to talk to. Just here in my flat, 1am, walls feelin like they're moving in.
Shit is wild neets, once upon a time I thought I'd have a normal life but I haven't seen anyone outside of work for weeks, and months before that.
Practically a prisoner of my own design.


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 15:35:51 [Preview] No.359932 del
>>359931
play some music in your headphones to relieve the wall move feel.
I havn't seen anyone for months either, lockdown has fucked with everything


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 17:04:52 [Preview] No.359933 del
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NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 17:05:25 [Preview] No.359934 del
>>359931
i know this feel


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 17:09:13 [Preview] No.359935 del
More insomnia. Trying to decide whether to have a midnight meal or not. Kinda hungry, but I need a while after my meals before I can get back to sleep.


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 17:09:51 [Preview] No.359936 del
>>359935
Curried sausages.


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 17:15:49 [Preview] No.359937 del
hi neets, haven't posted here in a while, I started Uni, got more work, found some friends on other parts of the web and am doing well, I do apologize for not visiting this site recently but hope you all are doing well and aren't being mongs considering the current world and all, especially Weber
Mongaro


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 17:18:50 [Preview] No.359938 del
>>359936
Nah, I have in mind a spinach and herb wrap, with cheese, ricotta, and ham.


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 17:24:28 [Preview] No.359939 del
>>359937
Hey, glad you're doing well. You're better off without these retards.


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 17:29:15 [Preview] No.359940 del
>>359939
I honestly probably am but I did want to say I'm doing well as I felt like there was some impression of when I was here there was some instabillity I had that may of made cruisey have a mediorcium of worry aye unna


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 17:29:44 [Preview] No.359941 del
ALWAYS WAS ALWAYS WILL BE ABORIGINAL LAND UNNA


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 17:31:35 [Preview] No.359942 del
>>359921
good to see the board still dan posts


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 17:37:04 [Preview] No.359943 del
>>359939
>retards
An outdated and offensive word. We prefer the more inclusive term mongs.


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 17:42:01 [Preview] No.359944 del
>>359943
as someone who is on the spectrum I give him permission to use that word on this board
Banning words like that only increases their use in offensive ways, only by dosoffensivivising the word and making something to make light on rather than something used to put someone down a level do you get some hope on reducing ableism aye


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 21:12:15 [Preview] No.359945 del
Mongaros split personalities have met up over night.


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 21:24:44 [Preview] No.359946 del
Terrible sleep.
Woke up at least 4 times.
Had a repeating dream, was at a house party type thing. It was the middle of the day. There was a fair few people. Sort of had the vibe of the day after a party and it was all the people who crashed there. There was a qt half Unna chick who I was trying to roll a j for but I kept losing the buds, which I think she gave me. I ended up at a different house, and they gave me some more. I. Think it was her families, like her brothers house. I got in to a heated conversation about how black fulla shit is all Americanised and someone was going on about Columbus. I think the qt made me an omelet with spring onions. She was in between my arms with her bum pressing against my cock while I was rolling one. It's like the wind kept blowing it away or I kept losing it or I'd give it to someone else when it was rolled. I like it when my dreams are that detailed. Never even got to smoke it with her.


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 21:26:59 [Preview] No.359947 del
Tax Free


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 21:42:05 [Preview] No.359948 del
>>359937
Hey cuz hope you're happy being busy.


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 22:17:36 [Preview] No.359949 del
mordning


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 22:29:35 [Preview] No.359950 del
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Good Morning Neets.

Woke up thismorn after last nights cognac fuled ride. Cant find my bluetooth headset... A concerning Development.


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 22:31:18 [Preview] No.359951 del
>>359950
You still have those nice earphones tho?


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 22:38:59 [Preview] No.359952 del
>>359849
>Cumdies wafting something wonderful.
Delightful.

>>359865
I hope it was bussin.

>>359875
kek

>>359882
>>359883
Richness in (You)'s

>>359889
Well done.

>>359890
Looking good. Thank you for the updates.

>>359895
>Food for thought.
So long as you make up your mind.

>>359899
Interpretive wall fighting.

>>359907
Delightful.

>>359918
>Spying on
Snooping.

>>359925
Sleep tight.

>>359933
kek

>>359937
>>359946
>>359947
>>359949
>>359950
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 22:40:49 [Preview] No.359953 del
Morning NEETs.
Got boonged in town, then i went to the beach lookout. Found a nice pair of headphones that some normie left behind.
They are bose worth $250 kek.


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 22:42:56 [Preview] No.359954 del
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>>359951
i have two sets of Revonext QT2

One Bluetoth, one with balanced silver cable.


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 22:45:05 [Preview] No.359955 del
>>359953
Good morning NEET.


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 22:50:31 [Preview] No.359956 del
put a load of washing on
looks like it's going to rain the next few days


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 22:56:01 [Preview] No.359957 del
>>359954
is that the hiby r6? the headphones are not that pricey. just get another pair


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 22:59:44 [Preview] No.359958 del
>>359957
thats a hiby R3 sabre pro

abnd yes im not that miffed because i broke the mic on the BT cable and there is a new model out with a better chip. And Qt2s are only like 70 bucks...


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 23:01:05 [Preview] No.359959 del
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NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 23:01:50 [Preview] No.359960 del
>>359937
>I started Uni,
What are you studying?


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 23:02:47 [Preview] No.359961 del
nice of the board to fuck that up


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 23:07:41 [Preview] No.359962 del
>>359961
Is that the same image that has been fucked up that was posted before or is it a different one?


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 23:10:22 [Preview] No.359963 del
>>359961
>>359962
Try posting it again, I want to see if deleting the image from the site helps.


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 23:20:32 [Preview] No.359964 del
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NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 23:21:31 [Preview] No.359965 del
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NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 23:22:19 [Preview] No.359966 del
I put 4 black pixels in the top left corner, thereby changing the file's MD5 checksum.


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 23:23:19 [Preview] No.359967 del
Washing has been hung out and the machine filters cleaned.


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 23:26:02 [Preview] No.359968 del
>>359964
I think the Big Fella may have the tools to fix it. I cannot sorry.


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 23:26:18 [Preview] No.359969 del
>>359967
>t. ProductiveNEET


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 23:26:58 [Preview] No.359970 del
>>359968
The moment has passed. It does not matter now.


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 23:32:11 [Preview] No.359971 del
My bathroom is so fucking cold that I warm up in the morning in my room with the heater on then I go do a poo, wash my hands and brush my teeth but by the end I am shivering. It would be nice to have a rich person bathroom where the floors are warmed and it isn't fucking freezing.


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 23:32:53 [Preview] No.359972 del
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NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 23:34:01 [Preview] No.359973 del
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NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 23:40:29 [Preview] No.359974 del
>>359972
>>359973
I wonder if she made much noise under the blanket.


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 23:41:17 [Preview] No.359975 del
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Good outcome, but this guy has never tried using a pocket knife in any serious capacity before. It always pissed me off as a kid that that style of pocket knife didn't lock the blade.


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 23:46:08 [Preview] No.359976 del
>>359971
put some socks and/or slippers on?


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 23:50:30 [Preview] No.359977 del
>>359976
I put a coat on. I was wearing shoes and socks. I have an singlet, long sleeve shirt and jumper on before I put the coat on.


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 23:53:05 [Preview] No.359978 del
>>359977
Could you get one of those bathroom heat lamp and fan thingos installed?


NEET 06/05/2021 (Sat) 23:57:24 [Preview] No.359979 del
>>359978
I am considering that option.


NEET 06/06/2021 (Sun) 00:05:43 [Preview] No.359980 del
TRUMP ! LIVE !
TRUMP ! LIVE !
TRUMP ! LIVE !

https://youtube.com/watch?v=-LwdxF5Sm4U [Embed]


NEET 06/06/2021 (Sun) 00:06:21 [Preview] No.359981 del


NEET 06/06/2021 (Sun) 00:09:24 [Preview] No.359982 del
>>359980
He's all over the place.


NEET 06/06/2021 (Sun) 00:13:44 [Preview] No.359983 del
the silly prick has been telling people he'll be president again by october


NEET 06/06/2021 (Sun) 00:13:54 [Preview] No.359984 del
>>359982
GOOD

MAGA
A
G
A


NEET 06/06/2021 (Sun) 00:15:16 [Preview] No.359985 del
just saw a commercial for this do ya'll eat these?
are they like the hotpockets of down there


NEET 06/06/2021 (Sun) 00:22:43 [Preview] No.359986 del
Morning neeties. What are we up to today?
>>359985
Fuck off seppo, we don't want your kind around here. Yeah sometimes I eat them, but I prefer more up market brands of meat pies


NEET 06/06/2021 (Sun) 00:24:06 [Preview] No.359987 del
>>359986
>, we don't want your kind around here
I ONLY COME HERE WHEN I HAVE IMPORTANT QUESTIONS ABOUT (((AUSTRALIAN))) >CULTURE


NEET 06/06/2021 (Sun) 00:27:02 [Preview] No.359988 del
>>359983
How exactly is that going to work? There aren't enough republicans in congress to reinstate him even if biden/harris somehow got removed.


NEET 06/06/2021 (Sun) 00:28:21 [Preview] No.359989 del
>>359981
Good morning NEET.


NEET 06/06/2021 (Sun) 00:29:41 [Preview] No.359990 del
>>359988
Well clearly they would value the constitution and the pursuit of justice vis a vis the will of the american people and act in good faith to reinstate the rightful president. :D


NEET 06/06/2021 (Sun) 00:29:50 [Preview] No.359991 del
>>359985
I had one of their pies recently and it was so devoid of flavour it was foul.


NEET 06/06/2021 (Sun) 00:31:59 [Preview] No.359992 del
>>359990
>reinstate the rightful president.
IN. THE. BAG.


NEET 06/06/2021 (Sun) 00:32:08 [Preview] No.359993 del
Yesterday's argument is continuing.


NEET 06/06/2021 (Sun) 00:32:31 [Preview] No.359994 del
>>359986
Good morning NEETs. Finish up my university assignment for the semester before I start the study week.


NEET 06/06/2021 (Sun) 00:32:49 [Preview] No.359995 del
>>359985
They are good quality but only worth it if they're on special.


NEET 06/06/2021 (Sun) 00:33:10 [Preview] No.359996 del
>>359986
>up market brands
La di da.


NEET 06/06/2021 (Sun) 00:33:41 [Preview] No.359997 del
>>359989
Hey, why were you up all night talking to yourself?


NEET 06/06/2021 (Sun) 00:37:09 [Preview] No.359998 del
>>359993
What is this argument about?


NEET 06/06/2021 (Sun) 00:43:05 [Preview] No.359999 del
BOONG MAGIC


NEET 06/06/2021 (Sun) 00:43:31 [Preview] No.360000 del
>>359999
Horrible.


NEET 06/06/2021 (Sun) 00:45:59 [Preview] No.360001 del
>>359995
>They are good quality
I do not agree.


NEET 06/06/2021 (Sun) 00:48:23 [Preview] No.360002 del
>>359999
Quads invoked to power boong magical attack
>>360000
Quads cancel the boong spell
COSMIC HARMONY RESTORED


NEET 06/06/2021 (Sun) 00:51:22 [Preview] No.360003 del
>>359997
The conversation helps me thrive.


NEET 06/06/2021 (Sun) 00:51:40 [Preview] No.360004 del
>>359999
Weird Wizzy.


NEET 06/06/2021 (Sun) 00:53:28 [Preview] No.360005 del
>>360001
What worries me is that it follows a downward trend. Other pie makers realising they can away with crap products, so they mostly all reduce their quality.


NEET 06/06/2021 (Sun) 00:54:25 [Preview] No.360006 del
>>360005
It is a race to the bottom.


NEET 06/06/2021 (Sun) 00:58:16 [Preview] No.360007 del
>>360006
It's me being racist but when Asians probably except for Japs buy out a company they gut it.


NEET 06/06/2021 (Sun) 00:59:40 [Preview] No.360008 del
>>360006
A race straight to the arse, as some might say


NEET 06/06/2021 (Sun) 01:00:36 [Preview] No.360009 del
Had 28 standards yesterday.
Was still able to do wage stuff at midnight.

Feeling only a bit groggy today.
Going to clean the house, meal prep, and do some kind of journalling about alcohol. Feel a bit silly, but I can move on.


NEET 06/06/2021 (Sun) 01:06:27 [Preview] No.360010 del
>>360009
>Had 28 standards yesterday.
Thats a lot neet


NEET 06/06/2021 (Sun) 01:07:02 [Preview] No.360011 del
>>360009
>Had 28 standards yesterday.
jesus monk


NEET 06/06/2021 (Sun) 01:07:45 [Preview] No.360012 del
>>360009
im not taxed but a little low energy today


NEET 06/06/2021 (Sun) 01:09:39 [Preview] No.360013 del
Ground some metal brackets, attached them to the cross bracing, and attached the cross bracing to the table. Epoxied the other two legs.
In a couple of hours I shall turn it right side up and test fit the barbecue.


NEET 06/06/2021 (Sun) 01:10:36 [Preview] No.360014 del
>>360005
That guy on youtube who was methodically reviewing every mass-produced pie on the market suddenly disappeared along with his youtube channel. I think Big Pie took him out.


NEET 06/06/2021 (Sun) 01:14:47 [Preview] No.360016 del
>>359946
>with her bum pressing against my cock
Hot!


NEET 06/06/2021 (Sun) 01:15:31 [Preview] No.360017 del
>>359937
I am surprised at the lengths you are going to to try to pretend you are not the BO here.


NEET 06/06/2021 (Sun) 01:16:29 [Preview] No.360018 del
>>360017
I'd never heard of him.


NEET 06/06/2021 (Sun) 01:17:17 [Preview] No.360019 del
>>360014
>Big Pie
They are behind all the shit that has been going on in this country. Immigration, transgender stuff, all of it.


NEET 06/06/2021 (Sun) 01:18:22 [Preview] No.360020 del
>>360017
And we all know.


NEET 06/06/2021 (Sun) 01:18:39 [Preview] No.360021 del
>>360019
putting covid in pies in shitbourne


NEET 06/06/2021 (Sun) 01:18:55 [Preview] No.360022 del
>>360009
>Had 28 standards yesterday.
Big boong. Be careful of the goonxiety.


NEET 06/06/2021 (Sun) 01:19:17 [Preview] No.360023 del


NEET 06/06/2021 (Sun) 01:19:38 [Preview] No.360024 del
>>360012
Did you visit Fort Forte yesterday?


NEET 06/06/2021 (Sun) 01:20:59 [Preview] No.360025 del
>>360012
answer this >>359616


NEET 06/06/2021 (Sun) 01:27:48 [Preview] No.360026 del
>>360023
What the fuck is with that packaging? All that crap for TimTams?


NEET 06/06/2021 (Sun) 01:31:11 [Preview] No.360027 del
>>360026
fake seppo timtams


NEET 06/06/2021 (Sun) 01:32:17 [Preview] No.360028 del
Had Indian last night and finished off the leftovers just then. I requested Punjabi Baigan and it is nice eggplant dish. How it is cooked takes out all the bitterness and it has the consistency of a marshmallow.


NEET 06/06/2021 (Sun) 01:33:45 [Preview] No.360029 del
>>360028
>the consistency of a marshmallow
That describes some of our NEETs too.


NEET 06/06/2021 (Sun) 01:34:53 [Preview] No.360030 del
>>360029
parting my cheeks is more like pulling apart a cheese toasty


NEET 06/06/2021 (Sun) 01:36:45 [Preview] No.360031 del


NEET 06/06/2021 (Sun) 01:38:38 [Preview] No.360032 del
>>360031
I can imagine the flavour combination would be as well.


NEET 06/06/2021 (Sun) 01:42:44 [Preview] No.360033 del
>>360032
cheese and vegemite toasty


NEET 06/06/2021 (Sun) 01:42:59 [Preview] No.360034 del
>>360030
You are the sort of neet other neets look up to.


NEET 06/06/2021 (Sun) 01:43:09 [Preview] No.360035 del
>>360025
I wish to know as well.
He should remove it.


NEET 06/06/2021 (Sun) 01:45:39 [Preview] No.360036 del
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>>360033
>vegemite
Canesten it!


NEET 06/06/2021 (Sun) 02:00:11 [Preview] No.360037 del
Possum went on a wild bender and woke up on granite island with shit in his pants once


NEET 06/06/2021 (Sun) 02:01:35 [Preview] No.360038 del
>>360037
>granite island
>Small island with a rocky coastline accessed by causeway known for its penguins & whale sightings.
>whale sightings.
Who was in the NEET up?


NEET 06/06/2021 (Sun) 02:05:23 [Preview] No.360039 del
>>360037
>with shit in his pants once
was it his?


NEET 06/06/2021 (Sun) 02:11:56 [Preview] No.360040 del
>>360037
Those Wobbly Wombos are potent.


NEET 06/06/2021 (Sun) 02:14:02 [Preview] No.360041 del
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Indian food cycle is complete after that violent diarrhea episode. Not sure if I still recommend the Punjabi Baigan.


NEET 06/06/2021 (Sun) 02:14:52 [Preview]