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NEET General #361 - Attack of the Gulls Edition NEET 06/11/2021 (Fri) 07:25:59 [Preview] No. 362149
Have you ever been attacked by a gull?

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NEET 06/11/2021 (Fri) 07:26:54 [Preview] No.362151 del
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NEET 06/11/2021 (Fri) 07:33:28 [Preview] No.362163 del
I got attacked by a pigeon once. Had to punch it.

NEET 06/11/2021 (Fri) 07:34:13 [Preview] No.362165 del
Did you knock it out?

NEET 06/11/2021 (Fri) 07:36:37 [Preview] No.362170 del
I was walking down Grenfell St in the CBD one lunch time and this fucker of a bird kept doing laps and trying to attack my face. When I hit it it fell to the ground.
I think it must have had a nest or was mental or something.
Fortunately this was pre-smartphone era, so I wasn't shamed on national television.

NEET 06/11/2021 (Fri) 07:37:55 [Preview] No.362174 del
You had dried chunks of a Vili's pie all over your face.

NEET 06/11/2021 (Fri) 07:38:36 [Preview] No.362175 del
I did not.

NEET 06/11/2021 (Fri) 07:39:11 [Preview] No.362176 del
>The Demon Pigeon Beater of Grenfell St
>Who Was this Evil Maniac?

NEET 06/11/2021 (Fri) 07:41:34 [Preview] No.362180 del
There's still 20 posts in the other thread you vile boongs

NEET 06/11/2021 (Fri) 07:42:12 [Preview] No.362181 del
Shut up, pigeon, you cunt.

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NEET 06/11/2021 (Fri) 07:45:10 [Preview] No.362185 del
Halfchan is kill

NEET 06/11/2021 (Fri) 07:46:07 [Preview] No.362187 del

NEET 06/11/2021 (Fri) 07:47:07 [Preview] No.362188 del
ded all ded
noone is left
warn Nur.......

NEET 06/11/2021 (Fri) 07:47:27 [Preview] No.362190 del
Well bantered.

NEET 06/11/2021 (Fri) 07:47:43 [Preview] No.362191 del
He's probably at Fort Forte.

NEET 06/11/2021 (Fri) 07:56:14 [Preview] No.362210 del
Wonder what nurochad is up to

NEET 06/11/2021 (Fri) 07:57:22 [Preview] No.362212 del
still trying to drive forward out of that parking bay

NEET 06/11/2021 (Fri) 07:59:41 [Preview] No.362219 del
Walking round the carpark trying to get the photo of Dan right

NEET 06/11/2021 (Fri) 08:00:25 [Preview] No.362220 del
Are you an MS shop? Doesn't Outlook throw up warnings like 15 minutes before a meeting? I have to put up with that shit as well as the fucking iPhone doing the same.

NEET 06/11/2021 (Fri) 08:02:40 [Preview] No.362221 del
I have a feeling the flags are fucked on this site too.

NEET 06/11/2021 (Fri) 08:04:05 [Preview] No.362222 del
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NEET 06/11/2021 (Fri) 08:04:20 [Preview] No.362223 del
Well done Wizzbanger.

NEET 06/11/2021 (Fri) 08:04:35 [Preview] No.362224 del
I apologise, that was an emergency Wizzy

NEET 06/11/2021 (Fri) 08:04:56 [Preview] No.362225 del

NEET 06/11/2021 (Fri) 08:05:15 [Preview] No.362226 del
Nice one Wizzy

NEET 06/11/2021 (Fri) 08:05:35 [Preview] No.362227 del

NEET 06/11/2021 (Fri) 08:06:04 [Preview] No.362228 del
Everything seems to be in order?

NEET 06/11/2021 (Fri) 08:06:37 [Preview] No.362229 del
You checked Nuro's bum pretty quick there

NEET 06/11/2021 (Fri) 08:06:52 [Preview] No.362230 del
Thank you Wizzy.

NEET 06/11/2021 (Fri) 08:07:09 [Preview] No.362231 del
I am not sure if that would enhance your appeal.

NEET 06/11/2021 (Fri) 08:07:51 [Preview] No.362232 del
I suspect this may all be a false flag

NEET 06/11/2021 (Fri) 08:12:46 [Preview] No.362233 del
Yes we are. I have no idea how he didn't get the memo. Its hard to watch our two boomers struggle with technology, especially because they're 'into computers' and like to talk about dialup and shit. I think you really just need to someone who is familiar with either social media or the internet pre-2013 when you had to figure shit out on your own.
Sometimes I walk past their desks and I see notification bubbles all over their taskbar, unread channels in slack, etc. Maybe I'm just a mong but it pains me to see those on my computer and not click them.

NEET 06/11/2021 (Fri) 08:15:02 [Preview] No.362234 del

NEET 06/11/2021 (Fri) 08:25:13 [Preview] No.362235 del
Might fuck around with the loonix box tonight and delete my win10 partition to virtualise it instead.

NEET 06/11/2021 (Fri) 08:25:19 [Preview] No.362236 del
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NEET 06/11/2021 (Fri) 08:25:35 [Preview] No.362237 del
Heloo neets.

Went for a nice drive, so many cute birds out. Almost picked up in the DANs parking lot.

Home now got a bottle of fancy red and a lamb kebab. Feeling good.

NEET 06/11/2021 (Fri) 08:27:02 [Preview] No.362238 del
>Almost picked up in the DANs parking lot.
One day you will be picking up ciggie butts there.

NEET 06/11/2021 (Fri) 08:28:31 [Preview] No.362239 del

NEET 06/11/2021 (Fri) 08:33:01 [Preview] No.362241 del
This image is what I wanted to post before.

NEET 06/11/2021 (Fri) 08:37:28 [Preview] No.362242 del
>Almost picked up in the DANs parking lot.
you did not

NEET 06/11/2021 (Fri) 08:38:40 [Preview] No.362243 del
Sometimes it may be better to live in the fantasy.

NEET 06/11/2021 (Fri) 08:40:54 [Preview] No.362244 del
Hungry but too lazy to cook

NEET 06/11/2021 (Fri) 08:42:00 [Preview] No.362245 del
I'm fantasising about Nuro shagging a fat boong chick over the bin behind Dans

NEET 06/11/2021 (Fri) 08:43:33 [Preview] No.362246 del
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He will end up fighting the other Boongs for the few remaining butts left in the gutter.

NEET 06/11/2021 (Fri) 08:45:20 [Preview] No.362247 del
Make sure you get some bumpers, and also some covers around your headlights.

NEET 06/11/2021 (Fri) 08:45:57 [Preview] No.362248 del
I bet Nuro WOULD have picked up if he had a bumper.

NEET 06/11/2021 (Fri) 08:46:20 [Preview] No.362249 del
Chicks dig bumpers

NEET 06/11/2021 (Fri) 08:48:26 [Preview] No.362251 del
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You need to teach them.

NEET 06/11/2021 (Fri) 08:49:02 [Preview] No.362252 del
There is more than one way.

NEET 06/11/2021 (Fri) 08:50:17 [Preview] No.362253 del
I like to imagine Nuro as Pauly from Housos with his new car.

NEET 06/11/2021 (Fri) 08:50:26 [Preview] No.362254 del
I like Dick (no homo)

NEET 06/11/2021 (Fri) 08:53:03 [Preview] No.362255 del
He's a good bloke, I watched one of his travel films a while ago on his website of him flying one of his helicopters from Sydney down to Tasmania, it was wholesome.

NEET 06/11/2021 (Fri) 08:54:40 [Preview] No.362257 del
Yeah, he always seems a decent bloke.

NEET 06/11/2021 (Fri) 08:57:48 [Preview] No.362258 del
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Young Dick has the NEET look to him

NEET 06/11/2021 (Fri) 08:58:07 [Preview] No.362259 del
Just eat your croissants and stop slandering our beloved elderly citizens.

NEET 06/11/2021 (Fri) 08:59:01 [Preview] No.362260 del

NEET 06/11/2021 (Fri) 08:59:30 [Preview] No.362261 del
do you hate yourself lol

NEET 06/11/2021 (Fri) 09:02:14 [Preview] No.362263 del
I've been saying it all day


NEET 06/11/2021 (Fri) 09:03:08 [Preview] No.362264 del
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NEET 06/11/2021 (Fri) 09:04:31 [Preview] No.362266 del
Nuro nearly picked up down the forrest today

NEET 06/11/2021 (Fri) 09:05:25 [Preview] No.362267 del
thot status: patrolled

NEET 06/11/2021 (Fri) 09:06:17 [Preview] No.362268 del
All those different events and she didn't leave the guy
Women are fucked in the head and put up with so much shit

NEET 06/11/2021 (Fri) 09:07:34 [Preview] No.362269 del
you could swap the genders and still accurately describe most relationships

NEET 06/11/2021 (Fri) 09:09:54 [Preview] No.362270 del
Do the needful.

NEET 06/11/2021 (Fri) 09:10:44 [Preview] No.362271 del

NEET 06/11/2021 (Fri) 09:12:20 [Preview] No.362272 del
The new staff member we're getting is in a wheelchair

NEET 06/11/2021 (Fri) 09:12:43 [Preview] No.362273 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=IEgkDuJyI0U [Embed]

NEET 06/11/2021 (Fri) 09:13:41 [Preview] No.362274 del
Abseil NEET?

NEET 06/11/2021 (Fri) 09:13:49 [Preview] No.362275 del
Finally someone you can talk down to.

NEET 06/11/2021 (Fri) 09:14:11 [Preview] No.362276 del
Watching it now. Very comfy.

NEET 06/11/2021 (Fri) 09:15:25 [Preview] No.362277 del
Well bantered.

NEET 06/11/2021 (Fri) 09:19:09 [Preview] No.362278 del
tip them out to make sure they're not faking

NEET 06/11/2021 (Fri) 09:23:49 [Preview] No.362279 del
I got the washing in without any rain, but my trackies were still a bit damp in places. They are over the back of a chair now.

NEET 06/11/2021 (Fri) 09:23:55 [Preview] No.362280 del
Has Cruisey beat his missus yet?

NEET 06/11/2021 (Fri) 09:24:37 [Preview] No.362281 del
I hope not

NEET 06/11/2021 (Fri) 09:24:44 [Preview] No.362282 del
>over the back of a chair now

NEET 06/11/2021 (Fri) 09:26:16 [Preview] No.362283 del

NEET 06/11/2021 (Fri) 09:26:38 [Preview] No.362284 del
I hope so

NEET 06/11/2021 (Fri) 09:27:08 [Preview] No.362285 del
>tfw mixed messages

NEET 06/11/2021 (Fri) 09:27:45 [Preview] No.362286 del
>over the back of a chair

NEET 06/11/2021 (Fri) 09:29:36 [Preview] No.362287 del
Wrap in paper towel cover in glad wrap and microwave for 4 minutes and they should come out just right.

NEET 06/11/2021 (Fri) 09:31:06 [Preview] No.362288 del
Well bantered.

NEET 06/11/2021 (Fri) 09:34:53 [Preview] No.362289 del

NEET 06/11/2021 (Fri) 09:36:10 [Preview] No.362290 del

NEET 06/11/2021 (Fri) 09:44:53 [Preview] No.362291 del
Second GPU doesn't fit on the motherboard because of the USB cable

NEET 06/11/2021 (Fri) 09:47:06 [Preview] No.362292 del
rip it out

NEET 06/11/2021 (Fri) 09:48:13 [Preview] No.362293 del
You can PCIE extension cables if you have a bigger case that allows you to mount it another spot.

NEET 06/11/2021 (Fri) 09:49:33 [Preview] No.362294 del
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NEET 06/11/2021 (Fri) 09:50:48 [Preview] No.362295 del
I was going to laugh then saw the state of the car. What a shit box.

NEET 06/11/2021 (Fri) 09:53:28 [Preview] No.362296 del
might transition

NEET 06/11/2021 (Fri) 09:54:40 [Preview] No.362297 del
wonder twin powers active?

NEET 06/11/2021 (Fri) 09:54:42 [Preview] No.362298 del
Wait for your security escort please.

NEET 06/11/2021 (Fri) 09:55:11 [Preview] No.362299 del
imagine the smell

NEET 06/11/2021 (Fri) 09:57:24 [Preview] No.362300 del
That's some dodgy shit, car is also beat to shit on top of being an unreliable shitheap.

Just overall dogshit.

NEET 06/11/2021 (Fri) 09:57:29 [Preview] No.362301 del
Thinking about drinking

NEET 06/11/2021 (Fri) 09:58:29 [Preview] No.362302 del
There is nothing funny about exploitation.

NEET 06/11/2021 (Fri) 09:58:35 [Preview] No.362303 del
I want to know what the total cost was if $2500 was just the deposit.

NEET 06/11/2021 (Fri) 09:59:09 [Preview] No.362304 del
Think about the negative consequences it has for your life.

NEET 06/11/2021 (Fri) 09:59:45 [Preview] No.362305 del

NEET 06/11/2021 (Fri) 10:00:04 [Preview] No.362306 del
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NEET 06/11/2021 (Fri) 10:00:32 [Preview] No.362307 del
Yeah, I probably won't.

NEET 06/11/2021 (Fri) 10:03:23 [Preview] No.362308 del
Probably 5k or 8k with 60% interest, she got fleeced, but hey, they're offering no credit checks or ID.

NEET 06/11/2021 (Fri) 10:04:20 [Preview] No.362309 del
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Dunno but the internet seems to say she's getting ripped off badly

NEET 06/11/2021 (Fri) 10:07:22 [Preview] No.362310 del
Maybe we can fund the Commune by selling fat black women shit cars

NEET 06/11/2021 (Fri) 10:11:17 [Preview] No.362311 del

NEET 06/11/2021 (Fri) 10:11:21 [Preview] No.362312 del
What about when Possum does it?

NEET 06/11/2021 (Fri) 10:12:22 [Preview] No.362313 del
Then it's just sensible business practice and we'll hear no more of that kind of talk.

NEET 06/11/2021 (Fri) 10:17:14 [Preview] No.362314 del
With no id or any checks in place, and being cash only they would know they would never see the buyer again , so I would say thats the full price.

NEET 06/11/2021 (Fri) 10:18:13 [Preview] No.362316 del
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A lovely flower

NEET 06/11/2021 (Fri) 10:20:03 [Preview] No.362317 del
Lookin good m8

NEET 06/11/2021 (Fri) 10:21:41 [Preview] No.362318 del
That makes sense,they probably claim the loss of the rest as some sort of scam.

NEET 06/11/2021 (Fri) 10:22:43 [Preview] No.362319 del
Imagine the smell

NEET 06/11/2021 (Fri) 10:24:16 [Preview] No.362320 del
>she got fleeced
Why does she have a beard?

NEET 06/11/2021 (Fri) 10:24:49 [Preview] No.362321 del
that is a mask

NEET 06/11/2021 (Fri) 10:25:30 [Preview] No.362322 del
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NEET 06/11/2021 (Fri) 10:25:38 [Preview] No.362323 del
I think it's a neck brace

NEET 06/11/2021 (Fri) 10:27:13 [Preview] No.362325 del
Shitey really has gone bad since he stopped posting here.

NEET 06/11/2021 (Fri) 10:27:34 [Preview] No.362326 del
you can see the ear strap

NEET 06/11/2021 (Fri) 10:28:34 [Preview] No.362327 del
I don't know what it is then

NEET 06/11/2021 (Fri) 10:29:32 [Preview] No.362328 del

NEET 06/11/2021 (Fri) 10:29:52 [Preview] No.362329 del
>used a dead patient’s bank card to buy crisps from a vending machine

I hope at least they were salt and vinegar chips

NEET 06/11/2021 (Fri) 10:30:05 [Preview] No.362330 del

NEET 06/11/2021 (Fri) 10:32:13 [Preview] No.362331 del
this doesn't even make sense

NEET 06/11/2021 (Fri) 10:32:41 [Preview] No.362332 del

NEET 06/11/2021 (Fri) 10:33:15 [Preview] No.362333 del
Ahem, why is this fine black woman of colour wearing a mask whilst purchasing an automobile?

NEET 06/11/2021 (Fri) 10:33:57 [Preview] No.362334 del

NEET 06/11/2021 (Fri) 10:34:27 [Preview] No.362335 del
It's heckin facial hair, she has more hair on her face than what possum has on his entire body.

NEET 06/11/2021 (Fri) 10:34:34 [Preview] No.362336 del
Ah, shit, lol
That would make sense

NEET 06/11/2021 (Fri) 10:35:12 [Preview] No.362337 del
I'm stroking his chest hair right now!

NEET 06/11/2021 (Fri) 10:38:16 [Preview] No.362338 del
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NEET 06/11/2021 (Fri) 10:38:25 [Preview] No.362339 del
It would be funniest if she had a beard

NEET 06/11/2021 (Fri) 10:39:58 [Preview] No.362340 del
Nice, I bet it's nice and soft and smells of lavender, with a subtle hint of garlic

NEET 06/11/2021 (Fri) 10:40:38 [Preview] No.362341 del
Did he solve that flea problem?

NEET 06/11/2021 (Fri) 10:42:25 [Preview] No.362342 del
what your problem fren ?

NEET 06/11/2021 (Fri) 10:47:56 [Preview] No.362343 del
Been told I have to stop drinking coffee.

I quit drinking, I quit smoking, I quit taking drugs- I think my life is becoming emptier and emptier.
If I stop drinking coffee I might an hero

NEET 06/11/2021 (Fri) 10:49:33 [Preview] No.362344 del
Who told you to stop drinking coffee? and why?

NEET 06/11/2021 (Fri) 10:51:38 [Preview] No.362345 del
>have to stop drinking coffee.
There are other ways

NEET 06/11/2021 (Fri) 10:56:45 [Preview] No.362346 del
Got paid early due to the long weekend.
Thank fuck. Dunno why it happened so late at night.
I was getting desperate. Biggest pay cheque so far I think.

NEET 06/11/2021 (Fri) 10:59:01 [Preview] No.362347 del
I never told you have to stop drinking coffe. I just said stop slurping it like a mong.

NEET 06/11/2021 (Fri) 10:59:29 [Preview] No.362348 del
Blow it all on whores and whisky

NEET 06/11/2021 (Fri) 11:02:22 [Preview] No.362349 del
did you get done by that AFP instant messaging honeypot?

NEET 06/11/2021 (Fri) 11:03:10 [Preview] No.362350 del
Just have a non-oral cuppa instead.

NEET 06/11/2021 (Fri) 11:05:55 [Preview] No.362351 del
No I bribed them with hot boong chicks and escaped

NEET 06/11/2021 (Fri) 11:11:39 [Preview] No.362352 del
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NEET 06/11/2021 (Fri) 11:19:09 [Preview] No.362353 del
Good night NEETs. Sleep tight.

NEET 06/11/2021 (Fri) 11:23:52 [Preview] No.362354 del

NEET 06/11/2021 (Fri) 11:23:56 [Preview] No.362355 del
Good night.

NEET 06/11/2021 (Fri) 11:27:50 [Preview] No.362356 del
G'night m8

NEET 06/11/2021 (Fri) 11:31:49 [Preview] No.362357 del
I wonder what the Eat the Poopoo guy thinks about buck breaking

NEET 06/11/2021 (Fri) 11:35:47 [Preview] No.362358 del
I have food but am too sad to eat anything.
Maybe I will get teddies and fries

NEET 06/11/2021 (Fri) 11:36:16 [Preview] No.362359 del
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OK, now that that other neet has gone to bed, it's time for free pizza.

NEET 06/11/2021 (Fri) 11:36:20 [Preview] No.362360 del
Don't be sad m8

NEET 06/11/2021 (Fri) 11:37:13 [Preview] No.362361 del

NEET 06/11/2021 (Fri) 11:37:18 [Preview] No.362362 del
Friday Night Pizza Party

NEET 06/11/2021 (Fri) 11:37:56 [Preview] No.362363 del
Your not the boss of me

NEET 06/11/2021 (Fri) 11:38:00 [Preview] No.362364 del

NEET 06/11/2021 (Fri) 11:38:03 [Preview] No.362365 del
have some free pizza

NEET 06/11/2021 (Fri) 11:40:24 [Preview] No.362366 del
you already fell my psychological warfare

your ass is mine

NEET 06/11/2021 (Fri) 11:40:27 [Preview] No.362367 del
What has got you feeling sad NEET?

NEET 06/11/2021 (Fri) 11:41:34 [Preview] No.362368 del
>your ass is mine

NEET 06/11/2021 (Fri) 11:41:40 [Preview] No.362369 del
Might get payday uber eats

NEET 06/11/2021 (Fri) 11:42:05 [Preview] No.362370 del

NEET 06/11/2021 (Fri) 11:42:38 [Preview] No.362371 del
Do it m8,you've earned it

NEET 06/11/2021 (Fri) 11:43:19 [Preview] No.362372 del
I wonder if the pizza store is still open

NEET 06/11/2021 (Fri) 11:45:49 [Preview] No.362373 del
Don't do it, waste of money. You need to save.

NEET 06/11/2021 (Fri) 11:52:52 [Preview] No.362374 del
big feed

NEET 06/11/2021 (Fri) 11:58:07 [Preview] No.362375 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=llE7wT1BKt8 [Embed]

NEET 06/11/2021 (Fri) 12:42:08 [Preview] No.362376 del
My life seem like it's at a dead

NEET 06/11/2021 (Fri) 13:09:34 [Preview] No.362377 del
Yeah it's fucking annoying, it's especially bad when the car with those lights is driving towards you and is either going over a speed hump or at the top of a hill while you're at the bottom.
>I hope that flavour stays.
Me too.
The vocaroo made me laugh a little.
My grandmother used to do that, then she was to senile to do it anymore.
Why is she so mad about it?
The interest rate on the finance plan is probably 30-something percent per annum, usury shouldn't be allowed.
That mcdonalds put me in a bit of a food coma, just listened to music and lazed around for several hours, still in the depressive mood I've been in for the past few days, might have the last of the fat lamb cans i have, i had two instead of one last night.

NEET 06/11/2021 (Fri) 13:18:01 [Preview] No.362378 del
Wonder if monks on the standards

NEET 06/11/2021 (Fri) 13:21:18 [Preview] No.362379 del
Is Munk dronk?

NEET 06/11/2021 (Fri) 13:23:46 [Preview] No.362380 del
12 deep.
Ordered a 6pack on uber eats.
Ordered a large pizza on uber eats.
Boong life.

NEET 06/11/2021 (Fri) 13:26:27 [Preview] No.362381 del
Big asahis?

NEET 06/11/2021 (Fri) 13:28:48 [Preview] No.362382 del
mega boong

NEET 06/11/2021 (Fri) 13:31:19 [Preview] No.362383 del
Just some carltons.
Driver literally took another delivery, which uber thinks is ok(?) to the northern side of the city. Estimated delivery has been pushed back to what will be an hour from when I ordered.
Kill all pajeets

NEET 06/11/2021 (Fri) 13:33:06 [Preview] No.362384 del
Why do you never buy cartons?
Surely at this point you may as well be an economic boong

NEET 06/11/2021 (Fri) 13:34:09 [Preview] No.362385 del
Because I'll drink too many in one sitting. Obviously.

NEET 06/11/2021 (Fri) 13:35:54 [Preview] No.362386 del
The fucking pizza guy picked up another delivery too and I'm LITERALLY ON THE WAY TO IT
How is this fucking allowed

NEET 06/11/2021 (Fri) 13:37:15 [Preview] No.362387 del
Punched any darts?

NEET 06/11/2021 (Fri) 13:38:08 [Preview] No.362388 del
I wish 12 packs were more common

NEET 06/11/2021 (Fri) 13:41:09 [Preview] No.362389 del
This is just a treat. Haven't had any food delivered in a long time.
Beer pajeet is stopping again at another stop on his way, causing him to take a detour off the main road.

NEET 06/11/2021 (Fri) 13:48:27 [Preview] No.362390 del
Don't drink and drive. Take an uber to the 24/7 bottleo.

NEET 06/11/2021 (Fri) 13:50:13 [Preview] No.362391 del
Monks that booze n cruise chad

NEET 06/11/2021 (Fri) 13:52:33 [Preview] No.362392 del
These delieveries have taken too long and now I just wanna go to bed shortly
Fuckin waste of time

NEET 06/11/2021 (Fri) 14:07:07 [Preview] No.362393 del
Pizza guy got here first. 99% of these poomen don't know how to find my appartment number so often I go down and wait just to make sure. He dropped it off and completed the order. I use the 'get help' button to call the driver. He was pretty pissed, "I already dropped it off bro!" lol. I guess he probably gets a penalty that I used that function
The beer guy was good. Came straight up. Seemed middle eastern, a light hearted laugh about him having to scan my ID.

NEET 06/11/2021 (Fri) 15:59:43 [Preview] No.362395 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=d4vHegf3WPU [Embed]

NEET 06/11/2021 (Fri) 17:10:28 [Preview] No.362396 del
Just caused a youtuber to go on a nice rant about macos on a twitch stream

NEET 06/11/2021 (Fri) 21:01:09 [Preview] No.362397 del
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NEET 06/11/2021 (Fri) 21:04:07 [Preview] No.362398 del
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oooooops wong photo.

anyhoos off to werk on a saturday

NEET 06/11/2021 (Fri) 21:21:55 [Preview] No.362400 del

NEET 06/11/2021 (Fri) 21:22:56 [Preview] No.362401 del
she is burning in hell now

NEET 06/11/2021 (Fri) 21:38:18 [Preview] No.362403 del
Morning neets. Suspect I didn't sleep long enough.

NEET 06/11/2021 (Fri) 21:44:50 [Preview] No.362404 del
(You) richness.

>buck breaking
4.3/10 I would not watch.

Enough for an executive?

kek he's not aging well.

They do that to 'save costs'.

Sir needs money.

Sir always delivers the sadness one way or another.

>"I already dropped it off bro!"
Good punishment for them.


Were you wanking to that?


Nothing of value was lost.

Good morning and mordningoisnngng NEETs.

NEET 06/11/2021 (Fri) 21:45:41 [Preview] No.362405 del
Nuro moves when?

NEET 06/11/2021 (Fri) 21:45:45 [Preview] No.362406 del
Time to do a poo

NEET 06/11/2021 (Fri) 21:51:21 [Preview] No.362407 del
About once a month

NEET 06/11/2021 (Fri) 21:53:52 [Preview] No.362408 del
couldnt pay me to become a southerner mate

NEET 06/11/2021 (Fri) 22:07:35 [Preview] No.362410 del
you're not welcome anyway, YOU FUCKING CUNT

NEET 06/11/2021 (Fri) 22:08:37 [Preview] No.362411 del

NEET 06/11/2021 (Fri) 22:08:42 [Preview] No.362412 del
>Past stressful experiences do not create resilience to future trauma, new study finds

NEET 06/11/2021 (Fri) 22:10:03 [Preview] No.362413 del
Melbourne is so fucking gay.

NEET 06/11/2021 (Fri) 22:10:26 [Preview] No.362414 del
Makes you wonder why Nuro doesn't live there.

NEET 06/11/2021 (Fri) 22:11:09 [Preview] No.362415 del
Put a feather in your cap.

NEET 06/11/2021 (Fri) 22:12:16 [Preview] No.362416 del

NEET 06/11/2021 (Fri) 22:14:05 [Preview] No.362417 del
Good morning NEET.

NEET 06/11/2021 (Fri) 22:14:52 [Preview] No.362418 del
>Makes you wonder
He couldn't make his Pozzbusters film there.

NEET 06/11/2021 (Fri) 22:18:59 [Preview] No.362420 del
melbourne is pozzzed, get your terminology right

i lived there for a little while didnt like it

NEET 06/11/2021 (Fri) 22:19:41 [Preview] No.362421 del
off to wage

will only be doing a half day

NEET 06/11/2021 (Fri) 22:19:49 [Preview] No.362422 del
Nuro pushed Daniel Andrews down some stairs once.

NEET 06/11/2021 (Fri) 22:20:30 [Preview] No.362423 del
Nuro prefers being the big fish in a small pond.

NEET 06/11/2021 (Fri) 22:20:46 [Preview] No.362424 del
You already said that over an hour ago

NEET 06/11/2021 (Fri) 22:21:16 [Preview] No.362425 del
*a big fish in his small pond

NEET 06/11/2021 (Fri) 22:21:33 [Preview] No.362426 del
his definition of waging is different to everybody elses

NEET 06/11/2021 (Fri) 22:21:44 [Preview] No.362427 del

NEET 06/11/2021 (Fri) 22:22:33 [Preview] No.362428 del
when nuro says he waged it is like a body corporate saying they were holocausted... it was real to them

NEET 06/11/2021 (Fri) 22:24:17 [Preview] No.362429 del

The entire Frankfurt, Germany SWAT unit has been dissolved after 20 active and former officers were suspected of participating in right-wing extremist chat groups and sharing extremist content.

NEET 06/11/2021 (Fri) 22:30:31 [Preview] No.362431 del
That's what I bloody said.

NEET 06/11/2021 (Fri) 22:34:23 [Preview] No.362433 del
A stick is what keeps this server going so they are very reliable tools.

NEET 06/11/2021 (Fri) 22:34:48 [Preview] No.362434 del
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Starting to think this lady had a "type".

NEET 06/11/2021 (Fri) 22:35:32 [Preview] No.362435 del
Probably won't be too bad. The Anime section on Netflix has gotten a lot better than what it was previously.

NEET 06/11/2021 (Fri) 22:36:26 [Preview] No.362436 del
somebody is getting tentacle cuddled

NEET 06/11/2021 (Fri) 22:36:39 [Preview] No.362437 del
She'll probably be flow back on some type of exclusive jet as a stranded citizen who has suffered so much like David Hicks.

NEET 06/11/2021 (Fri) 22:39:22 [Preview] No.362438 del
Australia stripped her citizenship in 2015. I believe she is or was trying to challenge that.

NEET 06/11/2021 (Fri) 22:48:47 [Preview] No.362440 del
They should've used temple OS

NEET 06/11/2021 (Fri) 22:49:00 [Preview] No.362441 del
>Australia stripped her citizenship in 2015.
Good. Leave the scum over there to rot.

NEET 06/11/2021 (Fri) 22:54:38 [Preview] No.362445 del
A wholesome world.

NEET 06/11/2021 (Fri) 22:54:52 [Preview] No.362446 del
just talked to a lady neets, she came over to me and wanted me to visit her groups website

NEET 06/11/2021 (Fri) 22:57:18 [Preview] No.362448 del
Very wholesome.

NEET 06/11/2021 (Fri) 22:58:27 [Preview] No.362449 del

Don't she is gypsy

NEET 06/11/2021 (Fri) 22:59:02 [Preview] No.362450 del
those pepes are great. Has he hit the big time and outgrown his early emotional roles?

NEET 06/11/2021 (Fri) 22:59:33 [Preview] No.362451 del
Sow those seeds.

NEET 06/11/2021 (Fri) 23:17:52 [Preview] No.362452 del
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I live in a CIA prison. A nigger runs my prison. In prison, the nigger tries to torment me. We can take away his knives by confessing, every day. In about 2000, I masturbated fantasizing about my niece, Lani. She looks like star trek seven of nine! In 1985, at my sister's wedding, I stuck my crotch on the hot tub drain because it kind of sucked. In 1985, I tried to get a dog to lick my dick. From 1998-2003, I fantasized about leading a catholic army like dune, of mexicans or brazilians? that was dumb because they're niggers.

In 2003, I played tag with a black girl about 7-years-old. she reached for my crotch. In high school, in the library, Carlos and I said juicy or toxic as a way of evaluating girls. In 1988, I cheated on my SAT by talking in the hall during the break -- two problems. On 9/9/1999, I killed a CIA nigger on purpose with my car. :-) In 1982, when I was 12, I babysat Kevin's kids. I changed a diaper because I thought that was being professional. In 1975, when I was about the age five, my brother, Keith, put my penis in a vacuum. In 1977, when I was about age seven, my brother, Danny, got me high on gas fumes and we sucked each others dicks. Dr. Tsakalis has an oddly round ass. Paul Keck at Xytex had a oddly round ass. Distracting? At about age five, Jay Weinrick and I touched disks to each other's assholes.

NEET 06/11/2021 (Fri) 23:21:48 [Preview] No.362453 del
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awkward moments at the family table

NEET 06/11/2021 (Fri) 23:22:38 [Preview] No.362454 del
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i live in a 99% white country
but i have massive jungle fever

wat do?

NEET 06/11/2021 (Fri) 23:22:55 [Preview] No.362455 del
Did he really write that?

NEET 06/11/2021 (Fri) 23:23:51 [Preview] No.362456 del

What do we do all day?

We beat the nigger because the nigger cannot understand what a random number is.

We beat the nigger because the nigger thinks the brain does timer tongues.

We beat the nigger because he thinks TempleOS is real mode.

NEET 06/11/2021 (Fri) 23:24:25 [Preview] No.362457 del
Get a nice fucking bird.

NEET 06/11/2021 (Fri) 23:24:59 [Preview] No.362458 del

NEET 06/11/2021 (Fri) 23:25:29 [Preview] No.362459 del
Thank you, I was finding all links to complete version but nothing back to him.

NEET 06/11/2021 (Fri) 23:26:00 [Preview] No.362460 del
youre welcome

why is my flag not showing?

NEET 06/11/2021 (Fri) 23:27:15 [Preview] No.362461 del
the default flag is fucked

NEET 06/11/2021 (Fri) 23:28:11 [Preview] No.362462 del
Straight to the clucka

NEET 06/11/2021 (Fri) 23:29:27 [Preview] No.362463 del
nice, now noone will know i'm not actually australian

NEET 06/11/2021 (Fri) 23:32:32 [Preview] No.362464 del
I hoping it is fixed with the older spoiler image as the spoiler broke earlier in the week.

NEET 06/11/2021 (Fri) 23:36:06 [Preview] No.362465 del
thanks for the (You)s, i know ausneets would appreciate it

NEET 06/11/2021 (Fri) 23:47:19 [Preview] No.362466 del
The posting about niggers is a bit of a giveaway

NEET 06/11/2021 (Fri) 23:51:17 [Preview] No.362467 del
Actually I'm a little concerned.
Boongs seem to copy niggers these days so it's quite likely in the near future buggering boongs will become mainstream.
Another NEET Cultural icon will be lost to the normies.

NEET 06/11/2021 (Fri) 23:54:08 [Preview] No.362468 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Zr5qzV-8Zkc [Embed]

NEET 06/11/2021 (Fri) 23:55:21 [Preview] No.362469 del
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i just cant help it

NEET 06/11/2021 (Fri) 23:56:37 [Preview] No.362470 del
thats a shame actually
all that push for "diversity" is what actually kills diversity

NEET 06/11/2021 (Fri) 23:57:01 [Preview] No.362471 del
wonder what zuro is up to

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 00:09:57 [Preview] No.362472 del
Probably some kind of critical exploit.

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 00:15:07 [Preview] No.362473 del
My cat is angry because I forgot to let him in

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 00:16:20 [Preview] No.362474 del
Feed him!

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 00:33:31 [Preview] No.362475 del
pretend it's nuro and beat the shit out of it

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 00:35:00 [Preview] No.362476 del

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 00:37:54 [Preview] No.362477 del
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Searching for music source.

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 00:42:00 [Preview] No.362478 del
Shazam it!
Imprint - NBSPLV

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 00:43:03 [Preview] No.362479 del
thinking about monks long weekend blow out

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 01:10:14 [Preview] No.362480 del
Wish I was having a weekend blow out.
Wnt Monaro to go out for the day so i can be a boong.
I am the victim.

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 01:20:28 [Preview] No.362481 del
I shall do no such thing.

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 01:20:41 [Preview] No.362482 del
go have a drink at webbys

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 01:21:55 [Preview] No.362483 del
Get on the wobbla with Webbo

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 01:24:34 [Preview] No.362484 del
Those rude NEETs are posting on the homo board

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 01:29:14 [Preview] No.362485 del
You mean the gentle and refined board of cultured NEETs?

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 01:29:30 [Preview] No.362486 del
from good homes

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 01:30:24 [Preview] No.362487 del
Only NEETs from TERRIBLE homes would post there

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 01:32:37 [Preview] No.362488 del
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Thank you!

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 01:35:34 [Preview] No.362489 del
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could you please spoil lust provoking webms

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 01:36:51 [Preview] No.362490 del
the shot of the thongs and rubbish bin at the end kind of kills it

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 01:38:44 [Preview] No.362491 del
Going to go watch Monster Hunter, hopefully it wont suck too badly, but when it's Jovovich and husband Anderson it's never going to be great.

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 01:40:26 [Preview] No.362492 del
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enjoy noot

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 01:46:08 [Preview] No.362493 del
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You blokes got much planned for the rest of the day?

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 02:00:01 [Preview] No.362494 del
Not really no. You?

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 02:01:36 [Preview] No.362495 del
I put another risky load of washing out to dry. I am living life on the edge.

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 02:03:58 [Preview] No.362496 del
If you're in BEST A, you should be OK I think.

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 02:04:22 [Preview] No.362497 del
Might go for a cruise and get a coffee somewhere. Try do some more stretches to loosen up my back.

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 02:04:41 [Preview] No.362498 del
Two of us are being quite productive and posting about it elsewhere.

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 02:04:58 [Preview] No.362499 del

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 02:05:40 [Preview] No.362500 del
Sounds good.

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 02:06:36 [Preview] No.362501 del
Have fun.
I couldn't be bothered even dropping in on the mechanic yesterday afternoon.

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 02:06:58 [Preview] No.362502 del
are you from a good home?

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 02:07:40 [Preview] No.362503 del

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 02:08:16 [Preview] No.362504 del
Don't trust them m8, I went to their board they they wanted to "test" me

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 02:08:55 [Preview] No.362505 del
are you telling fibs?

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 02:09:15 [Preview] No.362506 del
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NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 02:11:02 [Preview] No.362507 del

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 02:11:32 [Preview] No.362508 del
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This is his home

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 02:13:00 [Preview] No.362509 del
webinems old house

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 02:13:56 [Preview] No.362510 del
Lick of paint and she'll be good to go.
I wish I had 3 stories or at least a ceiling attic and a basement.

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 02:14:50 [Preview] No.362511 del
Does this website have bandwidth problems this morning? Every fucking picture loads slowly and videos stutter.

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 02:15:57 [Preview] No.362512 del
It's been that way a few days,does seem worse now
The Hungarians semen does not mix well with the server I think

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 02:16:59 [Preview] No.362513 del
I didn't think it was me. Getting 52 meganuros down and 6ms pong

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 02:18:04 [Preview] No.362514 del
>52 meganuros down
That's pretty based

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 02:19:07 [Preview] No.362515 del
I just had my first shave in 4 weeks.
my face feels all tingly

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 02:27:56 [Preview] No.362516 del
Thanks for the reminder.

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 02:30:10 [Preview] No.362517 del
Time for a walk

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 02:30:29 [Preview] No.362518 del
Watched Mad as Hell for the first time in a long while.
Hippy drivel.
I now know where some of you NEETs get spoonfed your political ideals from.

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 02:32:23 [Preview] No.362519 del
You can take this shift for sure

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 02:33:07 [Preview] No.362520 del
The ABC Micalef thing? We don't have too many lefties here?

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 02:33:26 [Preview] No.362521 del
Good NEETs beleive in the Supremacy of the Aboriginal Race

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 02:46:30 [Preview] No.362522 del
>6ms pong
Big smell radius.

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 03:11:40 [Preview] No.362523 del
I miss seeing Possums cucumber

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 03:35:30 [Preview] No.362524 del
I think it plays an important role.

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 03:36:23 [Preview] No.362525 del
Possum only reveals his cucumber to the neets from good homes.

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 03:48:20 [Preview] No.362526 del
What role is that?

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 04:16:58 [Preview] No.362528 del
Like A Current Affair it provides information to masses about government policy and implication the policy. The government often hides things in thick policy documents or refuses to deal with the issue until it has a face that makes it hard to deflect The public can relate to on the issue, but there is always that bias but it does a better job at breaking down things than the government who could very benefit from the public being none the wiser.

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 04:28:08 [Preview] No.362529 del
kek 18 months for a slap. The guy who threw the shoe at Bush just had to say sorry to him.

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 04:28:39 [Preview] No.362530 del
Surely the downtrodden and wayward NEETs would benefit more from the wisdom and guidance of his mighty cucumber?

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 04:29:14 [Preview] No.362531 del
charge, trial, and sentence in 48 hours

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 04:30:24 [Preview] No.362532 del
Tbf it's not like there was much doubt involved.

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 04:34:13 [Preview] No.362533 del
He should have done something more creative, also sounds like something a developing country would do:
>Some Iraqis celebrated when a reporter threw his shoe at President Bush in 2008
>Journalist Muntadhar al-Zaidi tossed it because he wanted to "humiliate the tyrant," his brother told CNN.
>"Yes, I was there," Tawfeeq said. "It was a very big deal in Iraq."
>In fact, some Iraqis celebrated that moment, he said.
>"Other people were not happy because for them they see it -- by end of the day -- like a guest visiting their country," Tawfeeq said. "Traditionally, it was also offensive to insult a guest."

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 04:36:04 [Preview] No.362534 del
Tidy up complete
Groceries complete
Plants watered

Incredibly productive and sober of mind after 20 standards last night.
Might go into the cbd and do some clothes shopping

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 04:38:05 [Preview] No.362535 del
>Incredibly productive and sober of mind
Good to hear.

>Might go into the cbd and do some clothes shopping
Are you in need of new clothes?

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 04:42:31 [Preview] No.362536 del
I only have one pair of jeans, one proper jacket, 2 grotty hoodies and a handful of tshirts, most that dont fit as well as they could.
Might buy a black puffer jacket and some tshirts

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 04:44:34 [Preview] No.362537 del
>black puffer jacket
Please don't. Buy a nice fitting coat.

>and some tshirts
Keep us updated.

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 04:44:47 [Preview] No.362538 del
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A dusty doorframe.

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 04:45:53 [Preview] No.362539 del
Dust them!

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 04:46:42 [Preview] No.362540 del
I want to see it spotless please.

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 04:47:13 [Preview] No.362541 del

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 04:48:08 [Preview] No.362542 del
You should post a clapping sound with the post but this sound I found sounds like wanking
https://youtube.com/watch?v=H-nl7KRk-TM [Embed]

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 04:58:08 [Preview] No.362543 del
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Done and DUSTed

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 04:58:54 [Preview] No.362544 del
Sure, but every legal system in the western world has a backlog.

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 04:59:52 [Preview] No.362545 del
If I was in charge and some cunt slapped me he'd get sorted out pretty quick

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 05:01:14 [Preview] No.362546 del
Well done NEET.

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 05:04:17 [Preview] No.362547 del
Wombo calls that Pitmaster Privilege.

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 05:05:12 [Preview] No.362548 del
might take my pants off and have a shit

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 05:09:17 [Preview] No.362549 del
Saves on washing them that way

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 05:14:26 [Preview] No.362550 del
well done NEET.

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 05:14:48 [Preview] No.362551 del
Nuro is running low on motherfucking SLACK

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 05:17:33 [Preview] No.362552 del
At local, avins a carlsberg

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 05:17:59 [Preview] No.362553 del
A lot of NEETs are having their poo day today.

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 05:18:40 [Preview] No.362554 del

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 05:19:06 [Preview] No.362555 del
What about your appointment at Fort Forte today?

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 05:20:32 [Preview] No.362556 del
Ruined by an especially shitty sleep and hectic wage :/


NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 05:20:40 [Preview] No.362557 del
The funny show does that?
The same one paid for by the government it is allegedly scrutinizing?

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 05:26:34 [Preview] No.362558 del
large glistening freshly oiled aboriginal buttocks

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 05:30:34 [Preview] No.362559 del
The poo was unpleasant.

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 05:31:50 [Preview] No.362560 del
>The funny show does that?
Yes in relation to government policy, implementation on policy and government ministers actions throughout the week. I can imagine the current idiot in charge of the country while ScoMo is overseas does/says something stupid as the Acting Prime Minister of Australia and none of the 'News' sites post about it despite them being the Prime Minister.

>The same one paid for by the government it is allegedly scrutinizing?
That's a free media.

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 05:32:12 [Preview] No.362561 del
Did you take those deep breaths?

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 05:32:46 [Preview] No.362562 del
There was a sharp inhalation when I saw the blood.

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 05:33:21 [Preview] No.362563 del
You're a mong.

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 05:34:43 [Preview] No.362564 del
Might buy a set of wireless headphones today

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 05:35:14 [Preview] No.362565 del
Get Nuro's recommendations first please.

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 05:36:22 [Preview] No.362566 del
When can you leave to attend your appointment?

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 05:37:34 [Preview] No.362567 del
You should consider a visit to the bum surgery doctor. The whole procedure is a pain in the arse but it does improve how everything works with a well balanced diet (without it everything does go to shit).

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 05:40:49 [Preview] No.362568 del
It is why we are seen as a joke internationally.

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 05:42:27 [Preview] No.362569 del
Those internationals are dumb

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 05:43:49 [Preview] No.362570 del
Did the tv tell you that as well?

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 05:46:53 [Preview] No.362571 del
That's from the show
https://youtube.com/watch?v=57SY462Afe0 [Embed]

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 05:49:40 [Preview] No.362572 del
Thinking about sneaking into NEETs houses at night and stitching on extra foreskins while they sleep

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 05:53:31 [Preview] No.362573 del
I would squirt jizz in your eye.

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 05:57:36 [Preview] No.362574 del
>stitching on extra

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 05:59:17 [Preview] No.362575 del
I shall visit you last.
I shall use my hot glue gun.

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 06:22:32 [Preview] No.362576 del
Got a bit of curry coverage going on today. Beef vindaloo dumped on my head.

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 06:23:33 [Preview] No.362577 del
might do a racial slur in a minute

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 06:25:05 [Preview] No.362578 del
Big one?

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 06:25:56 [Preview] No.362579 del
What's up?

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 06:30:04 [Preview] No.362580 del
Just lonely. Didn't want to spend my weekend off before I fly back to the wage by myself on the computer.

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 06:30:36 [Preview] No.362581 del
Are you the newly employed mining NEET?

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 06:31:59 [Preview] No.362582 del
Went to the local.
Had a quick 4.5 standards.
Returned home empty handed.

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 06:33:13 [Preview] No.362583 del
you'll head back out before the night is over

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 06:33:19 [Preview] No.362584 del
Will that be the end of the standards for tonight?

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 06:33:56 [Preview] No.362585 del

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 06:34:53 [Preview] No.362586 del
Yeah. Only had to do four days last week. They've got us on mon-fri during training for another two weeks. Then have a four day break then into 8 days on 6 days off swing. Really don't know what to make of it. Other people in training are all zoomers who I haven't really clicked with. Had a few beers at the tavern after work and tried to talk to people.

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 06:36:36 [Preview] No.362587 del
Hopefully it gets a bit easier with time. Once you're out of training you'll be mixing with some older people too, I'm sure.

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 06:37:45 [Preview] No.362588 del
>tried to talk to people
Keep trying.

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 06:43:52 [Preview] No.362589 del
If you've got any hobbies that involve other people or clubs, you'll get to meet people with similar interests too.

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 06:55:04 [Preview] No.362590 del
Think of the money. What kind of work are you actually doing? What is there to do after work?

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 07:13:11 [Preview] No.362591 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=TCap63QN4HM [Embed]

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 07:23:03 [Preview] No.362592 del
This website has serious issues with anything larger than a few KB. The downloads actually stop and fail. I don't know whether it's a fucked up attempt at bandwidth management or what.

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 07:47:27 [Preview] No.362593 del
I have brought the risky load of washing in. It did not get rained on. It dried better than expected given there was very little wind today. Overall I am happy with how things went.

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 07:52:17 [Preview] No.362594 del
Pair of Sony WH-CH710N headphones has been acquired.

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 07:56:54 [Preview] No.362595 del
The server needs a good whack.

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 07:57:16 [Preview] No.362596 del
That's good.

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 07:57:17 [Preview] No.362597 del
Good update.

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 07:58:20 [Preview] No.362598 del
Noise cancellation on those Sony ones can be very good.

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 08:01:18 [Preview] No.362599 del
Well done neets.

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 08:12:11 [Preview] No.362600 del

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 08:15:28 [Preview] No.362601 del
You're a good update

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 08:18:54 [Preview] No.362602 del
I hope Nuro recommended those ones

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 08:20:00 [Preview] No.362603 del
I got a lot of (you)s for that washing update.

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 08:20:05 [Preview] No.362604 del
Numo doesn't like cans

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 08:21:30 [Preview] No.362605 del
(1.11 MB 756x611 image.png)

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 08:23:54 [Preview] No.362606 del
(you) deserved them neet.

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 08:25:06 [Preview] No.362607 del
Well washed

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 08:25:24 [Preview] No.362608 del
The best.

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 08:25:42 [Preview] No.362609 del

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 08:25:46 [Preview] No.362610 del
Big and risky loads deserve it.

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 08:26:06 [Preview] No.362611 del
I'm not sure I did. I have imposter syndrome.

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 08:28:06 [Preview] No.362612 del
>risky loads
Is that when they don't expect it?

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 08:28:37 [Preview] No.362613 del
>I promise I won't cum in your mashing machine

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 08:28:45 [Preview] No.362614 del
because he's gay

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 08:29:10 [Preview] No.362615 del
They're taking ages to charge.
Haven't even been able to use them yet. I want to have a noise cancelled wank

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 08:30:14 [Preview] No.362616 del
Put your head underwater while you wank

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 08:31:17 [Preview] No.362617 del
>tfw because of the board spazzing the new reply box takes me to the top of the page and the bumbud picture is currently there for me

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 08:32:42 [Preview] No.362618 del
Try reloading your tab.

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 08:33:00 [Preview] No.362619 del
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The silence of the wanks

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 08:33:27 [Preview] No.362620 del

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 08:34:08 [Preview] No.362621 del
Shall I reload it fast or slow?

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 08:39:33 [Preview] No.362622 del
Now it's a kangaroo with a ball gag

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 08:45:06 [Preview] No.362623 del
You can't anticipate the splash when that happens.

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 08:45:42 [Preview] No.362624 del
Isn't that good?

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 08:46:14 [Preview] No.362625 del
Remove # and everything after it.

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 08:49:27 [Preview] No.362626 del
Post-wank energy crash

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 08:53:32 [Preview] No.362627 del
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NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 08:54:22 [Preview] No.362628 del
Yes and no

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 09:09:28 [Preview] No.362629 del

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 09:15:30 [Preview] No.362630 del

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 09:16:16 [Preview] No.362631 del
Good whiff?

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 09:16:31 [Preview] No.362632 del
14 degrees today in Shitbourne, got a fuck all sleep last night, had mcdonalds again for lunch, considering going for some booze later, spent the afternoon driving around aimlessly. Cannot shake this horrible mood off.

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 09:18:29 [Preview] No.362633 del
Hi Sperg. I am sorry to hear you are feeling low. Just have faith that better times are ahead.

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 09:20:34 [Preview] No.362634 del
I had BTS meal again. Another NEET also had a bad nights sleep. I woke up early too. I hope you are feeling better soon.

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 09:21:23 [Preview] No.362635 del
Watching the footy tonight. My Crows are on.

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 09:22:20 [Preview] No.362636 del
Go the crows.

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 09:23:28 [Preview] No.362637 del
They must be cold in those short shorts and singlets.

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 09:24:38 [Preview] No.362638 del
They're playing in Cairns tonight. Pretty warm I'd imagine.

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 09:24:53 [Preview] No.362639 del

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 09:25:24 [Preview] No.362640 del
why the fuck are an adelaide team and a shitbourne team playing in faggoty nuro land?

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 09:26:14 [Preview] No.362641 del

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 09:27:42 [Preview] No.362642 del
trying to spread it?

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 09:29:01 [Preview] No.362643 del
I once shared my sandwich with a gull. they have been kind to me ever since. nosy little fuckers too, kind of cute even.

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 09:29:40 [Preview] No.362644 del
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On the standards celebrating my new headset purchase.

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 09:29:44 [Preview] No.362645 del
Did you consider punching it?

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 09:30:04 [Preview] No.362646 del
What was on the sandwich?

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 09:30:12 [Preview] No.362647 del
Garn local/Craig soon?

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 09:30:32 [Preview] No.362648 del
That is not something to celebrate.

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 09:31:19 [Preview] No.362649 del
You are their simp.

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 09:32:50 [Preview] No.362650 del
Hello, how are you?
>I am sorry to hear you are feeling low. Just have faith that better times are ahead.
Thanks, I will try to do that, but that's easier said than done.
I had the double beef n bacon meal.
>I hope you are feeling better soon

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 09:33:23 [Preview] No.362651 del
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Hopefully got. Got 11.4 standards.

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 09:34:56 [Preview] No.362652 del
bird up

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 09:35:14 [Preview] No.362653 del
Still under 20. I see the forecast approaching 30.

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 09:36:28 [Preview] No.362654 del
meow meow meow meow meow

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 09:36:50 [Preview] No.362655 del
*kicks kot*

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 09:36:54 [Preview] No.362656 del

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 09:37:42 [Preview] No.362657 del
Bricks are on today.
Wrong colour.

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 09:38:15 [Preview] No.362658 del
I haven't brought mine in yet.
I hope I get as many.

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 09:38:19 [Preview] No.362659 del
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He is, I have proof

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 09:39:08 [Preview] No.362660 del
Well image'd.

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 09:39:09 [Preview] No.362661 del
I had a bad mood today too.
A feed and a gooning is good for the soul/.

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 09:39:17 [Preview] No.362662 del
I hope things pick up for you soon neet.
I have set my alarm for 6.40am, I have no reason to get up but I am finding it is helping with me being able to sleep better, well so far.

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 09:40:42 [Preview] No.362663 del
Imagine the deep throat.

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 09:40:51 [Preview] No.362664 del
Some days a NEET just needs to indulge himself.

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 09:41:07 [Preview] No.362665 del

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 09:42:23 [Preview] No.362666 del
The Mighty Adelaide Crows.

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 09:42:32 [Preview] No.362667 del

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 09:42:42 [Preview] No.362668 del
Post your mobile number, I will give you a wake up call.

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 09:43:24 [Preview] No.362669 del
heh. good meme

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 09:44:40 [Preview] No.362670 del
Clive told him that 3 years ago

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 09:45:20 [Preview] No.362671 del
That cunt still hasn't sent me that text.

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 09:45:34 [Preview] No.362672 del
Sad but true!!

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 09:47:14 [Preview] No.362673 del
You had to bring up bad memories didn't you, I had almost forgotten that episode in my life.

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 09:47:17 [Preview] No.362674 del
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This is meant to be a comment on young men being driven to White supremacy.
Kinda gave me feels.

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 09:47:25 [Preview] No.362675 del
Such cases.

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 09:48:06 [Preview] No.362676 del
I'm sorry NEET, Clive broke a lot of hearts back then.

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 09:49:09 [Preview] No.362677 del
The trauma doesn't make us stronger >>362412

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 09:49:51 [Preview] No.362678 del
Yes but it was a booze merchant made that post

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 09:50:08 [Preview] No.362679 del
that is one fine gull

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 09:50:15 [Preview] No.362680 del
Same. What a top bloke that Rapper is.

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 09:50:39 [Preview] No.362681 del
Dan knew how to cure it.

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 09:51:12 [Preview] No.362682 del
Footy is frustrating me.

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 09:51:44 [Preview] No.362683 del
Do the needful.

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 09:52:12 [Preview] No.362684 del
Have a handy instead

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 09:54:43 [Preview] No.362685 del
Crows are shit. Might stop watching.

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 09:55:53 [Preview] No.362686 del

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 09:56:02 [Preview] No.362687 del

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 09:56:51 [Preview] No.362688 del
I am being goaded.

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 09:57:10 [Preview] No.362689 del
Tendie, roast chicken and avo rolls.

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 09:57:33 [Preview] No.362690 del
I wonder if Nuro is having a good time at the disco.

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 09:57:56 [Preview] No.362691 del
Yell at the TV to give them strength.

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 09:58:36 [Preview] No.362692 del
In his jamiroquai hat and face paint.

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 09:59:00 [Preview] No.362693 del

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 09:59:11 [Preview] No.362694 del
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NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 09:59:32 [Preview] No.362695 del
Ooh, that will go well with his spiffy new jacket.

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 09:59:34 [Preview] No.362696 del
Tendie and roast chicken together? I can't endorse that.

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 09:59:37 [Preview] No.362697 del
Sounds yum.

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 10:00:36 [Preview] No.362698 del
That's like ... three (3) whole food groups!

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 10:01:42 [Preview] No.362699 del
Big poos are in his future.

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 10:02:10 [Preview] No.362700 del
Enjoy m8

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 10:02:40 [Preview] No.362701 del
Nuro grew up in Byron
That's why hes such a hipster fuckwit

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 10:03:26 [Preview] No.362702 del
With a kalamatas.

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 10:03:36 [Preview] No.362703 del
He's just misunderstood

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 10:06:12 [Preview] No.362704 del
I don't like them.

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 10:06:49 [Preview] No.362705 del
Imagine Nuro at the disco, in his tight white flares thrilling the crowd as he dances to Macho Macho Man

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 10:06:54 [Preview] No.362706 del
You're just being callous because your footy team is shit.

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 10:07:07 [Preview] No.362707 del
I am very close to switching the footy off. I should never have started watching it again. Just makes me upset.

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 10:07:18 [Preview] No.362708 del
Pulling the babes and whales.

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 10:08:13 [Preview] No.362709 del
I might be too. The footy is bad for my mental health.

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 10:09:16 [Preview] No.362710 del
What is the moral of Anastasia?
The moral of the story surrounds the theme of being there for others and not using others for personal gain. By the end of the movie, Anastasia's happiness comes not only from finding answers but also from seeing the joy that her homecoming brings to her grandmother.

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 10:09:22 [Preview] No.362711 del
My dad watches about 8 hours of soccer a day
He yells at the tv a lot too

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 10:10:11 [Preview] No.362712 del
>8 hours of soccer
What league(s)?

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 10:10:37 [Preview] No.362713 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=LWwKdejZLfE [Embed]

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 10:10:58 [Preview] No.362714 del
The real moral of the story is don't get caught by Communists when you're a Russian princess or your gonna get cuddled to death and eaten.
Honestly not sure, Premier and a lot of the foriegn games.

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 10:11:35 [Preview] No.362715 del
It stresses me too. I haven't watched a game this year.

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 10:11:58 [Preview] No.362716 del
I should say I have not watched this

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 10:12:33 [Preview] No.362717 del
I enjoy watching the neutral games more. The ones where I don't have a dog in the fight.

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 10:13:55 [Preview] No.362718 del
Maybe you have to be a normie to watch the footy without trauma

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 10:15:02 [Preview] No.362719 del
Nah they all get pretty fired up.

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 10:26:35 [Preview] No.362721 del
I would buy one to replace my fitbit that has no back light.

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 10:28:10 [Preview] No.362722 del
Thinking about buying something like this as well, but a dumb-watch.
No GPS, bluetooth or wifi for me thank you

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 10:31:32 [Preview] No.362723 del
Why no Bluetooth? It is short range and only when it syncs.

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 10:32:47 [Preview] No.362724 del
So you're thinking of buying a regular watch?

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 10:32:56 [Preview] No.362725 del
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I'm going to get one of these when my current phone dies.
Gonna be really dumb.

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 10:35:28 [Preview] No.362726 del
Is that real?

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 10:35:29 [Preview] No.362727 del
Far Right Ethno Nationalism gives men a purpose, The same men that are demoralized by a sick society and stuff all future.

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 10:36:32 [Preview] No.362728 del
Nuro was a wholesom blonde surfie grom once.

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 10:38:30 [Preview] No.362729 del
what about one of these.

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 10:38:53 [Preview] No.362730 del
What are good places to find free wifi when you are out?

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 10:39:43 [Preview] No.362731 del

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 10:42:00 [Preview] No.362732 del
Do you have to buy something?

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 10:42:17 [Preview] No.362734 del
Local libraries and major shopping centres can be good source. Mcdonald's and Hungry Jacks for shit tier email quality.

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 10:44:59 [Preview] No.362735 del
Can you connect to them using Tails?

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 10:45:01 [Preview] No.362736 del
I'll give her points for flipping the subject matter in the title of previous articles. I didn't get past the title because it's all about her. When I saw the link I kind of hoped it wasn't her but you can't escape her. She'll on the front page tomorrow when I read the news...

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 10:45:14 [Preview] No.362737 del

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 10:45:55 [Preview] No.362738 del
Same pictures again. Probably in the same order.

That’s the thing about female masturbation; it happens in silence. The stigma surrounding women’s pleasure isn’t accidental, either. Sexually empowered women pose a very real threat to a system that profits off our subjugation.
What the fuck
I want her to die

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 10:46:06 [Preview] No.362739 del
what are you up to?

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 10:47:07 [Preview] No.362741 del
Yeah, they're actually pretty pricy but they're bulletproof and the battery lasts a few weeks.

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 10:48:45 [Preview] No.362742 del
I know McDonald's and Hungry Jacks ones are limited. I am assuming other ones might depends on their network but anything beyond Web browsing is probably out of the question. I would look into cheap mobile data. More secure.

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 10:49:08 [Preview] No.362743 del
Getting emotional watching MMA music compilations again

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 10:49:23 [Preview] No.362744 del
Do you have a link to where you can buy one?

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 10:49:35 [Preview] No.362745 del
Lol, that Pascoe guy got his Boonglore from /ausneets/

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 10:49:36 [Preview] No.362746 del
Nada's article are read at your own risk.

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 10:51:05 [Preview] No.362747 del
>Pascoe risks taking us back to that fatal shore by resurrecting the interpretation of differing levels of complexity and differing extents of intervention in the environment as degrees of advancement and evolution and cleverness and sophistication

Is..is this even a sentencr really?

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 10:52:06 [Preview] No.362748 del
needs a few commas at a minimum

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 10:52:14 [Preview] No.362749 del
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NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 10:52:35 [Preview] No.362750 del
Reliable source. I wonder if there was a chapter about cuddle in there. Dead give-away that it was made up otherwise.

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 10:52:50 [Preview] No.362751 del
The interpretive knife dancing is next.

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 10:53:34 [Preview] No.362753 del
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I hate women so god damn much

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 10:54:06 [Preview] No.362754 del
It's to stop the aliens reading my mind, they can do that with bluetooth
I need it to have a calendar function and more advanced alarms

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 10:54:11 [Preview] No.362755 del
Is that normal?

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 10:54:22 [Preview] No.362756 del
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Somebody at News Ltd is going to be in trouble for allowing comments.

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 10:55:01 [Preview] No.362757 del
>they can do that with bluetooth
Troublesome. Have your insulated your hat?

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 10:56:20 [Preview] No.362758 del
Thank you.

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 10:57:01 [Preview] No.362759 del
I have switched the footy off. I don't think I will watch any more games this season.

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 10:57:08 [Preview] No.362760 del
You should add your five cents while you the chance. Not often they fuck it up to that degree.

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 10:57:09 [Preview] No.362761 del
>Mungo Man
>Mungo Mungo Man
>I wanna be
>A Mungo man

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 10:57:55 [Preview] No.362762 del
All good, might be worth having a look round on prices.

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 10:58:27 [Preview] No.362763 del
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NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 10:59:16 [Preview] No.362764 del
I've been applying lead based paint to my scalp daily for years, the aliens can't hear my thoughts and I can convene with Jesus

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 10:59:23 [Preview] No.362765 del
Your identity is linked to the IMEI of your SIM card which constantly pings towers you absolute techno-simps

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 11:00:00 [Preview] No.362766 del
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Kinda weird we have this the week seppos have their nigger sodomy thing

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 11:00:52 [Preview] No.362767 del
you forgot your flag, numbo

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 11:01:21 [Preview] No.362768 del
At least your on the right pathway.

What if you stole someone elses sim card?

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 11:01:38 [Preview] No.362769 del
hopefully there is an article debunking the holobunga tomorrow

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 11:01:56 [Preview] No.362770 del
Which is why you pay a boong $50 to get a sim card for you you outside world boong related skill-less baboon.

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 11:03:30 [Preview] No.362771 del
I heard Captain Cook set up gas chambers and cuddle camps for the boongs but the Queen hushed it all up by giving America lots of boong porn.

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 11:04:25 [Preview] No.362772 del
Nuro should release five part series after his success on the Pozzbusters movie franchise.

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 11:04:54 [Preview] No.362773 del
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NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 11:05:34 [Preview] No.362774 del
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NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 11:07:22 [Preview] No.362775 del
Imagine the smell.

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 11:07:24 [Preview] No.362776 del
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NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 11:07:42 [Preview] No.362777 del

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 11:09:25 [Preview] No.362778 del
Nuro gave a boong $50 for his sim card and got a free blowjob because he's based, once.

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 11:09:35 [Preview] No.362779 del
How would they protect their thoughts from the aliens?

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 11:09:43 [Preview] No.362780 del
I put the footy back on.

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 11:09:48 [Preview] No.362781 del

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 11:10:23 [Preview] No.362782 del
Possum once spoke to me of Ancient Fish Traps.
That night was dark and full of terror.

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 11:10:54 [Preview] No.362783 del
He didn't even get the sim card i heard.

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 11:11:21 [Preview] No.362784 del
Sounds romantic tbh

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 11:11:51 [Preview] No.362785 del
Cruisey is deeply afflicted by his suppressed white supremacy and his inevitable future fathering half black children

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 11:12:42 [Preview] No.362786 del
It was the most wonderful night of my life and I shall never speak of it again.

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 11:13:29 [Preview] No.362787 del
Nah, they'll be right, they can look down on the half asian kids.

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 11:14:58 [Preview] No.362788 del
Cup of tropical lamb

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 11:15:58 [Preview] No.362789 del
>Pregnant woman who throws up 'multiple times a day' due to morning sickness says neighbor threatened to report her 'loud puking to management' before urging her to 'run water or play music' to drown out the noise

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 11:18:31 [Preview] No.362790 del
Are we that bad?

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 11:19:58 [Preview] No.362791 del
I read a thing today that said lots of body corporate couples like to role play camp commandant/prisoner stuff for sex.

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 11:20:49 [Preview] No.362792 del
The BO is a body corporate

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 11:25:19 [Preview] No.362793 del
>12 skulls found
only 1,099,988 more to find to account for the 1.1m supposedly killed at that particular camp

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 11:26:40 [Preview] No.362794 del
You're not allowed to dig that up and look at it it's sacred burial remains and there's no chance it's 5 years of the camps garbage!

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 11:26:50 [Preview] No.362795 del

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 11:27:06 [Preview] No.362796 del
Good night NEETs. Sleep tight.

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 11:27:50 [Preview] No.362797 del
I'll join you shortly

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 11:27:57 [Preview] No.362798 del
G'night m8,pleasant dreams

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 11:28:38 [Preview] No.362799 del
Good night NEET.

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 11:31:16 [Preview] No.362800 del
And I'll be the thorn between two roses.

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 11:33:18 [Preview] No.362801 del
I believe the technical term is "double adaptor"

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 11:35:14 [Preview] No.362802 del
The plug is in.

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 11:35:44 [Preview] No.362803 del

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 11:39:10 [Preview] No.362804 del
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I miss the plug

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 11:39:36 [Preview] No.362805 del
This thread is not wholesome

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 11:39:53 [Preview] No.362806 del
NEETs unplugged.

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 11:41:04 [Preview] No.362807 del
It's not my fault those other NEETs all went off to have an orgy first

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 11:41:53 [Preview] No.362808 del
I bet those orgy NEETs post on /test/ and Basedchan

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 11:44:52 [Preview] No.362809 del
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NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 11:46:55 [Preview] No.362810 del
Wholesome potato post.

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 11:47:12 [Preview] No.362811 del
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No word of a lie, I genuinely think homosexuality is a mental illness.
I think its obvious that homosexuality, transexuality, pedophilia and basically all sexual perversions are largely male things. The answer is obviously in testosterone and the male sex drive.
We as a society need to start shaming people more often for their disgusting behaviours.

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 11:47:42 [Preview] No.362812 del
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NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 11:48:42 [Preview] No.362813 del
>we as a society
The NEETs?

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 11:50:06 [Preview] No.362814 del
The NEETs liked some of my disgusting behaviour but shamed me for other bits.

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 11:52:09 [Preview] No.362815 del
fickle neets

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 11:53:13 [Preview] No.362816 del
tickle feets

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 11:53:14 [Preview] No.362817 del
Footy is getting exciting.

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 12:02:00 [Preview] No.362818 del
Footy very exciting. 2 minutes to go.

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 12:02:54 [Preview] No.362819 del

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 12:05:02 [Preview] No.362820 del

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 12:07:56 [Preview] No.362821 del
Fuck sake

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 12:08:13 [Preview] No.362822 del
Glad I kept watching.

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 12:09:31 [Preview] No.362823 del
night all

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 12:17:25 [Preview] No.362824 del

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 12:17:52 [Preview] No.362825 del

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 12:31:37 [Preview] No.362826 del
Finished watching Eat Drink Man Woman.

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 12:55:33 [Preview] No.362827 del
>Eat Drink Man Woman.
7.8/10 on imdb. Did you like it?

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 13:00:06 [Preview] No.362828 del
I am off to bed. Good night NEETs.

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 13:31:46 [Preview] No.362829 del
Went to Craig's and bought a longneck of Cooper's Red. Going to open it later.

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 13:32:31 [Preview] No.362830 del
Yeah, wasn;t bad

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 13:33:00 [Preview] No.362831 del

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 14:28:39 [Preview] No.362832 del
Wanna bet on tomorrows fight card with webby

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 14:48:18 [Preview] No.362833 del
Like a monkey ready to be shot into space. Space monkey.

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 15:37:53 [Preview] No.362834 del
Hail Mary, fuck her, I never knew her
I'd probably screw her
and dump her body in the sewer

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 15:38:11 [Preview] No.362835 del
Going to drink that longneck and listen to some music now.

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 20:12:33 [Preview] No.362836 del

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 20:25:29 [Preview] No.362837 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=_vcGcG8WSUI [Embed]

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 21:03:37 [Preview] No.362839 del
You have to wake up in 7 minutes.

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 21:30:44 [Preview] No.362841 del

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 21:31:27 [Preview] No.362842 del
Good Morning Sad Neet

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 21:34:53 [Preview] No.362843 del
1950s dad coming home and demanding an iced nang from his housewife "goddamn it Louise it’s been a hard day. I’ll be in the nang lounge"

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 21:36:17 [Preview] No.362844 del
vile unsolicited slander

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 21:40:20 [Preview] No.362845 del
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NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 21:53:10 [Preview] No.362846 del
this is getting to be a bit of a joke

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 22:05:28 [Preview] No.362847 del
I've got bad feels too.

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 22:09:42 [Preview] No.362849 del

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 22:13:42 [Preview] No.362850 del
Extreme (You) wealth.

Win some, lose some.

>all sexual perversions are largely male things
Reason why female pedos are treated differently,

> in testosterone and the male sex drive.
and male cuddle victims are seen as less than.

Vodka man.

Sleep tight.

He should be careful what he says as someone is probably going to report the guards.

I don't the layout of that site.

>Rectal Rating:


Perhaps we all need a bath.

Good morning NEETs.

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 22:15:31 [Preview] No.362852 del
>He should be careful what he says as someone is probably going to report the guards.
He was released last night.

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 22:16:41 [Preview] No.362853 del

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 22:17:57 [Preview] No.362854 del
I like the look of his face.

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 22:18:00 [Preview] No.362855 del

Pulling up OK after that bottle of cognac but still feel a litte drained. I was keen to go for a drive to record shop today if i have the energy. If not ill just bum around and ride to the island after lunch

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 22:24:06 [Preview] No.362856 del
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NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 22:25:43 [Preview] No.362857 del
Indie rubbish

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 22:33:58 [Preview] No.362858 del
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NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 22:47:54 [Preview] No.362859 del
>my opinion on comic books makes me superior

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 22:49:03 [Preview] No.362860 del
Nuro is always the superior bean

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 22:54:06 [Preview] No.362861 del
>tfw no meat

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 23:05:20 [Preview] No.362862 del
>tfw no veg

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 23:19:48 [Preview] No.362863 del
Good quality coffee Pepe.

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 23:20:37 [Preview] No.362864 del
Good morning NEETs.

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 23:22:12 [Preview] No.362865 del
this nibba's eating beans

i was spewing i did a shop yesterday morning and left the mersey valley, jalepinos, pizza and milk in the work fridge. So no flavourtown thismorn :/

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 23:24:55 [Preview] No.362866 del

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 23:27:05 [Preview] No.362867 del
Good morning NEET.

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 23:27:32 [Preview] No.362868 del
Leaving flavourtown at work sounds terrible.

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 23:29:01 [Preview] No.362869 del
go to work and rescue them
it's a long weekend

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 23:29:10 [Preview] No.362870 del
I had a bad poo today. A tall glass of Metamucil was consumed afterwards.

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 23:32:18 [Preview] No.362871 del
nah i have left over thai
>it's a long weekend
no it fucking isnt

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 23:32:48 [Preview] No.362872 del
I am begining to worry about your metamucil addiction.

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 23:33:03 [Preview] No.362873 del
you should get some yakult or fancy pro biotic

you need to up your gut flora

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 23:34:13 [Preview] No.362874 del
>no it fucking isnt
lol queensland sucks

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 23:35:34 [Preview] No.362875 del
>14 Jun Queen's Birthday (All except Christmas Island, Qld, WA)

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 23:37:25 [Preview] No.362877 del
We had ours last week in WA

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 23:38:15 [Preview] No.362878 del
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Meanwhile at the NEET Commune

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 23:38:21 [Preview] No.362879 del
friday was actually a public holiday up the coast (agricultural show) but i was werking

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 23:39:25 [Preview] No.362880 del
Costa's day job

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 23:40:04 [Preview] No.362881 del
I thought that was 11 August?
>11 Aug Royal National Agricultural Show Day Queensland (Queensland)

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 23:40:50 [Preview] No.362882 del
He guards our perimeters

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 23:41:25 [Preview] No.362883 del
That's the other NEET. This is first time in the last fortnight probably month I have had it.

I should. I think it is more the stress from exams coming up.

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 23:42:08 [Preview] No.362884 del
Is that a pee/poo tube at the front?

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 23:43:41 [Preview] No.362885 del
>the other NEET
He's injecting Metamucil+ directly into his anus twice daily now
Be careful on that path

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 23:43:48 [Preview] No.362886 del
it's a camera, you dingus

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 23:44:08 [Preview] No.362887 del
I assumed it was some sort of cuddle device

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 23:45:18 [Preview] No.362888 del
it wasnt the ekka it was a regional country show

almost went just to see the prize duck

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 23:51:23 [Preview] No.362890 del

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 23:52:01 [Preview] No.362891 del

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 23:52:47 [Preview] No.362892 del
Why hELLo Fellow swans

NEET 06/12/2021 (Sat) 23:54:52 [Preview] No.362893 del
I refuse to believe this.

NEET 06/13/2021 (Sun) 00:10:16 [Preview] No.362894 del
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NEET 06/13/2021 (Sun) 00:40:44 [Preview] No.362895 del
god this is good

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Fk15H6PjBis [Embed]

NEET 06/13/2021 (Sun) 00:44:09 [Preview] No.362896 del

NEET 06/13/2021 (Sun) 01:08:29 [Preview] No.362897 del
Why does my cat like shower water so much? The second I'm out he runs in to lick up the floor water

NEET 06/13/2021 (Sun) 01:11:42 [Preview] No.362898 del
Probably a scent thing with the water. My dog does something similar.

NEET 06/13/2021 (Sun) 01:21:54 [Preview] No.362899 del
Wait until he takes a liking to shitting in there.

NEET 06/13/2021 (Sun) 01:34:39 [Preview] No.362900 del
Another day on earth bros

NEET 06/13/2021 (Sun) 01:35:16 [Preview] No.362901 del
Good morning NEET.

NEET 06/13/2021 (Sun) 02:02:01 [Preview] No.362902 del
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NEET 06/13/2021 (Sun) 02:07:54 [Preview] No.362904 del
It is fresher. You leave the water sitting in the cat's water bowl for days at a time and it gets all stale and tastes bad. Also it is very cold.

NEET 06/13/2021 (Sun) 02:08:00 [Preview] No.362905 del
That's a moderate amount of power.

NEET 06/13/2021 (Sun) 02:08:40 [Preview] No.362906 del
>this buck needs breaking
Can you please explain this meme?

NEET 06/13/2021 (Sun) 02:09:00 [Preview] No.362907 del
Yes, cats prefer running or 'fresh' water sources.

NEET 06/13/2021 (Sun) 02:10:40 [Preview] No.362908 del
some lefty idiot released a film called buck breaking, claiming that slave owners used to sodomoize male slaves to keep them in line and that this was known as buck breaking
basically there is not one piece of historical data backing it up and the idiot just revealed his giant interracial homo fetish to the world

NEET 06/13/2021 (Sun) 02:10:48 [Preview] No.362909 del
Does anyone play GTA V online here? I notice someone with boong or aboriginal in their name.

NEET 06/13/2021 (Sun) 02:11:26 [Preview] No.362910 del
Hearty kek, thank you.

NEET 06/13/2021 (Sun) 02:14:24 [Preview] No.362912 del
the guy in question is called Tariq Nasheed, which adds some additional lols, given Islam's view of homosexuals

NEET 06/13/2021 (Sun) 02:17:06 [Preview] No.362913 del
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NEET 06/13/2021 (Sun) 02:38:44 [Preview] No.362914 del
He's a known attention whore, he's been doing shit like this for attention for 5+ years

NEET 06/13/2021 (Sun) 02:43:31 [Preview] No.362915 del
lol at all those tweets calling him a nigger

NEET 06/13/2021 (Sun) 02:46:31 [Preview] No.362916 del
Lol, yeah I was just reading them.

NEET 06/13/2021 (Sun) 03:07:24 [Preview] No.362917 del
Goon tax.
I'm off shift now.

NEET 06/13/2021 (Sun) 03:09:53 [Preview] No.362918 del
Goodn afternoon NEET.

NEET 06/13/2021 (Sun) 03:30:26 [Preview] No.362919 del
I wonder if Cruisey has tried this "breaking" technique on his mongs.

NEET 06/13/2021 (Sun) 03:34:17 [Preview] No.362920 del
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NEET 06/13/2021 (Sun) 03:35:35 [Preview] No.362921 del
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NEET 06/13/2021 (Sun) 03:37:18 [Preview] No.362922 del
I've been NEEt for 4 years now happily enough.

NEET 06/13/2021 (Sun) 03:38:34 [Preview] No.362924 del
Yeah, I did the best part of 10 years a while back and miss it a lot lately.

NEET 06/13/2021 (Sun) 03:39:32 [Preview] No.362925 del
some woman is a silly bitch the article?

NEET 06/13/2021 (Sun) 03:40:11 [Preview] No.362926 del
There is one particular NOOT who really likes Jana and Nadia's articles and I post them for him.

NEET 06/13/2021 (Sun) 03:41:51 [Preview] No.362927 del
Ah ok, that explains it.

NEET 06/13/2021 (Sun) 03:43:04 [Preview] No.362928 del
I don't actually read more than the first sentence or two. Just scroll to look at the pictures and post the link.

NEET 06/13/2021 (Sun) 03:44:35 [Preview] No.362929 del
I skimmed it looking for something interesting.
She ate one,maybe two banana splits apparently.

NEET 06/13/2021 (Sun) 03:47:22 [Preview] No.362930 del
Uncomfortable poo

NEET 06/13/2021 (Sun) 03:48:47 [Preview] No.362931 del
It would appear to be a bad poo weekend for a lot of NEETs.

NEET 06/13/2021 (Sun) 03:49:14 [Preview] No.362932 del
I thought that was the other sap pictured at the bottom of the page.

NEET 06/13/2021 (Sun) 03:50:46 [Preview] No.362933 del

NEET 06/13/2021 (Sun) 03:51:35 [Preview] No.362934 del
Got sick of Bunnings not having what I want when I go there (despite things being listed as in stock on their website), so placed a delivery order. It will be interesting to see how badly they fuck that up.

NEET 06/13/2021 (Sun) 03:52:01 [Preview] No.362935 del
You have raised gay animals.

NEET 06/13/2021 (Sun) 03:52:16 [Preview] No.362936 del
I wonder if this about that photograph with that man she was with.

I like making fun of them.

NEET 06/13/2021 (Sun) 03:52:51 [Preview] No.362937 del
I did that with Kmart once and the item came from a rural store 100km+ away with stores within 20km in-stock.

NEET 06/13/2021 (Sun) 03:53:06 [Preview] No.362938 del
>I wonder if this about that photograph with that man she was with.
you might have to read the words to find out

NEET 06/13/2021 (Sun) 03:53:13 [Preview] No.362939 del
Went and watched the hitmans bodyguards wife
Was pretty good.
Got sushi afterwards.

My foot is fucking killing me.

NEET 06/13/2021 (Sun) 03:54:32 [Preview] No.362940 del
I think it's coming locally, because I had to switch the store from Munno Para West to Parafield before the 9.6 meters of 140x12 DAR pine became deliverable.

NEET 06/13/2021 (Sun) 03:54:54 [Preview] No.362941 del
They're shit with that.
I had to got to three different Bunnings a while back to get 200mm pressure pipe and it was listed as in stock at all three.

NEET 06/13/2021 (Sun) 03:55:43 [Preview] No.362942 del
>the hitmans bodyguards wife
6.9/10 on imdb.

NEET 06/13/2021 (Sun) 03:56:16 [Preview] No.362943 del
>Went and watched
At the theatre? Did you have popcorn?

NEET 06/13/2021 (Sun) 03:56:37 [Preview] No.362944 del
You have to scan read them at speed otherwise they scar you >>362738

NEET 06/13/2021 (Sun) 03:57:13 [Preview] No.362945 del
That's good afternoon, but that sucks about your foot. Were you the NEET going to the doctor?

NEET 06/13/2021 (Sun) 03:57:21 [Preview] No.362946 del
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NEET 06/13/2021 (Sun) 03:59:20 [Preview] No.362947 del
The Munno Para store that I went to this morning didn't even have a shelf space or price tickets for that particular timber dimension, so fuck knows who or what is keeping track of this fictitious inventory.

NEET 06/13/2021 (Sun) 04:00:44 [Preview] No.362948 del
That's fucked,false advertising.

NEET 06/13/2021 (Sun) 04:01:59 [Preview] No.362949 del
You'd be fucking pissed if you hitched your trailer and drove down from the mid-North for something they claimed to have but didn't.

NEET 06/13/2021 (Sun) 04:03:14 [Preview] No.362950 del
They own the market now,why bother with good service when you have a monopoly?

NEET 06/13/2021 (Sun) 04:04:20 [Preview] No.362951 del
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Having paranoid thoughts about how indiana jones and the raiders of the lost ark is really a retelling of exodus from the torah/bible with indy as moses

NEET 06/13/2021 (Sun) 04:13:07 [Preview] No.362952 del
You don't want to look into where the word Jedi comes from then m8 ...
Yehudi, pronounced Jedi, is the Yiddish word for theselves,body corporate is the anglicised version

NEET 06/13/2021 (Sun) 04:15:03 [Preview] No.362953 del
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Just finished cleaning my car and bike

Off for a ride to island with bottle of cognac.


NEET 06/13/2021 (Sun) 04:17:02 [Preview] No.362954 del
I thought it was from the japanese word, jidai. Anyway, george lucas is a gentile.

NEET 06/13/2021 (Sun) 04:18:25 [Preview] No.362955 del
The Yehudi watch over civilisation, controlling people with yehudish mind tricks. How do I join?

NEET 06/13/2021 (Sun) 04:19:58 [Preview] No.362956 del
First you must slaughter all the younglings

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NEET 06/13/2021 (Sun) 04:46:51 [Preview] No.362958 del
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NEET 06/13/2021 (Sun) 04:48:16 [Preview] No.362960 del
No popcorn, the screening was at 10 and neither of us were hungry.

NEET 06/13/2021 (Sun) 04:49:01 [Preview] No.362961 del
Yeah, that's booked for about an hour.
I'm very worried but also looking forward to club forte
I really need them.

NEET 06/13/2021 (Sun) 04:50:21 [Preview] No.362962 del
>of us
Have you been canoodling? Tell all.

NEET 06/13/2021 (Sun) 04:53:00 [Preview] No.362963 del
Another day wasted.

NEET 06/13/2021 (Sun) 04:55:34 [Preview] No.362964 del
canoodle my doodle

NEET 06/13/2021 (Sun) 04:56:52 [Preview] No.362965 del
poodle struedel

NEET 06/13/2021 (Sun) 04:57:18 [Preview] No.362966 del
A great start to the day.
14 degrees today in Shitbourne, might install some mods for GTA 4 later today, going to for a walk first though while it's still nice.

NEET 06/13/2021 (Sun) 04:58:22 [Preview] No.362967 del
It should be a banning offence if a NEET spends time with a female vagina carrier and does not immediately tell the tale to his brother NEETs for their vicarious pleasure.

NEET 06/13/2021 (Sun) 05:00:31 [Preview] No.362968 del
Hi Sperg. Enjoy your walk.

NEET 06/13/2021 (Sun) 05:03:13 [Preview] No.362969 del
Hello, how's your day been? I will enjoy it.

NEET 06/13/2021 (Sun) 05:04:24 [Preview] No.362970 del
You'll need some alcohol too if you visit Fort Forte.

NEET 06/13/2021 (Sun) 05:04:40 [Preview] No.362971 del
Straight to the local/Craigs?

NEET 06/13/2021 (Sun) 05:16:26 [Preview] No.362972 del
The fart I just did has quite the bouquet.

NEET 06/13/2021 (Sun) 05:21:21 [Preview] No.362973 del
>a strong robust odour,with hints of old oak,kfc and boong semsn
>8/10,would sniff again

NEET 06/13/2021 (Sun) 05:21:29 [Preview] No.362974 del
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NEET 06/13/2021 (Sun) 05:24:24 [Preview] No.362976 del
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NEET 06/13/2021 (Sun) 05:25:58 [Preview] No.362978 del
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The day Phil decided to retire from work as an electrician.

NEET 06/13/2021 (Sun) 05:37:34 [Preview] No.362981 del
I'm sorry

NEET 06/13/2021 (Sun) 05:42:02 [Preview] No.362982 del

NEET 06/13/2021 (Sun) 05:43:19 [Preview] No.362983 del
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There's a strange board here where some guy is inventing a really gay post apocalypse furry world.
He has a character called Angelo, who is a Possum.

NEET 06/13/2021 (Sun) 05:44:39 [Preview] No.362984 del
Sounds he a catchphrase like Vile?

NEET 06/13/2021 (Sun) 05:46:03 [Preview] No.362985 del
I do not know tbh,I hope so.

NEET 06/13/2021 (Sun) 05:49:32 [Preview] No.362986 del
What is the board so we can ask him?

NEET 06/13/2021 (Sun) 05:51:59 [Preview] No.362987 del
I'm sick of waking up tired every morning.
How can I be tired all the day, I don't even do anything.

NEET 06/13/2021 (Sun) 05:55:32 [Preview] No.362988 del
You're probably stuck in a routine and have nothing in the immediate future to look forward to or work towards.

NEET 06/13/2021 (Sun) 05:57:39 [Preview] No.362989 del
being covered in curry can also manifest as lethargy

NEET 06/13/2021 (Sun) 05:58:11 [Preview] No.362990 del
I followed a link from the front page and I can't find it now, sorry.
I think it was /eerie/ or something similar

NEET 06/13/2021 (Sun) 05:59:21 [Preview] No.362991 del
Do some more exercise, helps you get deep sleep when you're physically tired.

NEET 06/13/2021 (Sun) 06:02:06 [Preview] No.362992 del

NEET 06/13/2021 (Sun) 06:03:19 [Preview] No.362993 del

NEET 06/13/2021 (Sun) 06:05:13 [Preview] No.362994 del
I have asked my question to him.

NEET 06/13/2021 (Sun) 06:07:27 [Preview] No.362996 del
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Fucking perfect

NEET 06/13/2021 (Sun) 06:07:58 [Preview] No.362997 del
At the doctors. Think my skin grafted heel has split open. I wrapped it in tape last night and haven't looked yet. I have some pain from the lymph nodes in my groin so I think it's infected.

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NEET 06/13/2021 (Sun) 06:08:40 [Preview] No.362999 del
Be nice to the poor fella, he's just writing his story
and mongs like that spook easily

NEET 06/13/2021 (Sun) 06:08:53 [Preview] No.363000 del
Don't let them fob you off. Get it sorted properly today.

NEET 06/13/2021 (Sun) 06:09:53 [Preview] No.363001 del
If you die from a sore foot can i have all your stuff?

NEET 06/13/2021 (Sun) 06:11:13 [Preview] No.363002 del
It sounds like you need a hospital tbqh

NEET 06/13/2021 (Sun) 06:11:57 [Preview] No.363003 del
Yes, sepsis isn't something to fuck about with.

NEET 06/13/2021 (Sun) 06:16:04 [Preview] No.363004 del
if he didn't have it before, he will have after Dr Pajeet has touched it

NEET 06/13/2021 (Sun) 06:17:09 [Preview] No.363005 del
Just reminding you all Nuro is based as fuck

NEET 06/13/2021 (Sun) 06:17:17 [Preview] No.363006 del
>go home and rub some poo in it

NEET 06/13/2021 (Sun) 06:17:45 [Preview] No.363007 del
BBQ Bacon angus and 2 large fries consoomed.
Food coma coming on

NEET 06/13/2021 (Sun) 06:18:06 [Preview] No.363008 del
You are the bastedest

NEET 06/13/2021 (Sun) 06:22:08 [Preview] No.363009 del
bald tyres, no reflectors
very irresponsible

NEET 06/13/2021 (Sun) 06:22:42 [Preview] No.363010 del
I hope achillesNEET is alright

NEET 06/13/2021 (Sun) 06:27:15 [Preview] No.363019 del
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Large KFC meal consumed, now it's time to lay in bed and edge my 4 incher for the next 8 hours.

NEET 06/13/2021 (Sun) 06:29:11 [Preview] No.363021 del
Good luck. I am thinking of you.

NEET 06/13/2021 (Sun) 06:30:34 [Preview] No.363022 del
That sketch was smuggled out of a NEET Council session.

NEET 06/13/2021 (Sun) 06:30:44 [Preview] No.363023 del
I hope he enjoys the attention.

NEET 06/13/2021 (Sun) 06:33:41 [Preview] No.363024 del
It's exactly how I see him

NEET 06/13/2021 (Sun) 06:33:55 [Preview] No.363025 del
you should be able to get it to 4.25 inches after 8 hours of tugging on it

NEET 06/13/2021 (Sun) 06:35:30 [Preview] No.363026 del

NEET 06/13/2021 (Sun) 06:37:07 [Preview] No.363027 del
If God was kind wanking would make your dick bigger

NEET 06/13/2021 (Sun) 06:37:08 [Preview] No.363028 del
Feed = Power.

NEET 06/13/2021 (Sun) 06:39:56 [Preview] No.363029 del
Flag test.

NEET 06/13/2021 (Sun) 06:43:39 [Preview] No.363030 del
I wonder how that NEETs foot is going
https://youtube.com/watch?v=utta5upsUAc [Embed]

NEET 06/13/2021 (Sun) 06:43:53 [Preview] No.363031 del
No helmet too you ninnying nanna

NEET 06/13/2021 (Sun) 06:45:08 [Preview] No.363032 del
Don't you always wear a helmet?

NEET 06/13/2021 (Sun) 06:55:29 [Preview] No.363033 del
he's always playing with his helmet

NEET 06/13/2021 (Sun) 06:57:10 [Preview] No.363034 del
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What is the difference between 'Dispatched' and 'In transit'? They mean the same thing to somebody with a command of English.

NEET 06/13/2021 (Sun) 06:59:07 [Preview] No.363035 del
"Dispatched" is the moment it leaves the facility. It is then in transit to the next place.

NEET 06/13/2021 (Sun) 06:59:46 [Preview] No.363036 del
So a Bunnings employee has taken my timber home with them?

NEET 06/13/2021 (Sun) 07:01:57 [Preview] No.363037 del
Well bantered.

NEET 06/13/2021 (Sun) 07:03:19 [Preview] No.363038 del

NEET 06/13/2021 (Sun) 07:06:12 [Preview] No.363039 del
It better not be a girl Bunnin

NEET 06/13/2021 (Sun) 07:09:42 [Preview] No.363040 del
Cruisey kicked his Monaro so hard his heel split open and blackie juice got in it.

NEET 06/13/2021 (Sun) 07:11:08 [Preview] No.363041 del
buck juice

NEET 06/13/2021 (Sun) 07:22:12 [Preview] No.363042 del
Just had a go flushing wally turds into the lawn. They're gonna haveta go eventually.

NEET 06/13/2021 (Sun) 07:22:29 [Preview] No.363043 del
I don't like these domestic themed posts. I like his Monaro's singing.

NEET 06/13/2021 (Sun) 07:27:55 [Preview] No.363044 del
Can't you fence the wallabies out?

NEET 06/13/2021 (Sun) 07:30:29 [Preview] No.363045 del
Can't you toilet train them?

NEET 06/13/2021 (Sun) 07:31:41 [Preview] No.363046 del
Chuck them in a stew, the boongs do it

NEET 06/13/2021 (Sun) 07:42:06 [Preview] No.363052 del

NEET 06/13/2021 (Sun) 07:42:28 [Preview] No.363053 del

NEET 06/13/2021 (Sun) 07:44:02 [Preview] No.363054 del
Not good enough,beg for forgiveness

NEET 06/13/2021 (Sun) 07:44:45 [Preview] No.363055 del
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NEET 06/13/2021 (Sun) 07:44:54 [Preview] No.363056 del
I shan't

NEET 06/13/2021 (Sun) 07:45:13 [Preview] No.363057 del
Fuck no

NEET 06/13/2021 (Sun) 07:45:50 [Preview] No.363058 del
fuck the moon

NEET 06/13/2021 (Sun) 07:46:28 [Preview] No.363059 del

NEET 06/13/2021 (Sun) 07:46:43 [Preview] No.363060 del
The moon loves you.

NEET 06/13/2021 (Sun) 07:47:17 [Preview] No.363061 del
Fair enough, I was only being a dick anyway

NEET 06/13/2021 (Sun) 07:47:35 [Preview] No.363062 del
Why is the seat up in one photo and down in another?

NEET 06/13/2021 (Sun) 07:49:12 [Preview] No.363063 del
You mad rash young rebel

NEET 06/13/2021 (Sun) 07:50:09 [Preview] No.363064 del
He only puts the seat on for photos

NEET 06/13/2021 (Sun) 07:50:32 [Preview] No.363065 del
Where's your tail light? Its illegal to ride at night without one.

NEET 06/13/2021 (Sun) 07:51:36 [Preview] No.363066 del
Moon the moon

NEET 06/13/2021 (Sun) 07:51:59 [Preview] No.363067 del
it's only illegal if you get caught

NEET 06/13/2021 (Sun) 07:52:19 [Preview] No.363068 del
Nuro doesn't need one because he never lets cars overtake him. Yes, he's that fast.

NEET 06/13/2021 (Sun) 07:52:55 [Preview] No.363069 del
Our health care system and 90% of the cunts in it can rot in hell.
I showed him my foot, that's literally seeping.
I've fucked up the typing now it's all got an underline.
Anyway, I had to argue with him before he gave me a mepilex butthole and made me feel like I should be thankful and gave me a script for amoxycilin. I had to ask him for painkillers, which he offered lyrica, which is a nerve pain because I told him that I've had a spinal recon.
I had to remind him that the pain is in my foot, not my back.
Asked me like 10 times when I got a skin graft because we was going through the motions of 'when did this occur'. Ended up with tramadol.
Then I went to the hospital because fuck him, they told me to fuck off too because I'd seen a GP.
Only positive was that I saw Weber do a little skid in the vette through the lizbef intersection.

NEET 06/13/2021 (Sun) 07:54:16 [Preview] No.363071 del
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If the cops can't see him because he's got no taillight, then they can't book him for not having a taillight.

NEET 06/13/2021 (Sun) 07:54:50 [Preview] No.363072 del
Fuck Sirius A and Sirius B and particularly fuck Sirius C which is the star cluster in the photo

NEET 06/13/2021 (Sun) 07:55:44 [Preview] No.363073 del
>Only positive was that I saw Weber do a little skid in the vette through the lizbef intersection.
You did not.

Make notes of dates and times and the doctor's names. If you get worse you or your family will need these details to sue the correct people.

NEET 06/13/2021 (Sun) 07:55:53 [Preview] No.363074 del
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>I saw Weber do a little skid in the vette through the lizbef intersection.

NEET 06/13/2021 (Sun) 07:56:07 [Preview] No.363075 del
>Ended up with tramadol.
You need to go back to that other doctor that cared more and prescribed what you need.

>they told me to fuck off too because I'd seen a GP.

>a little skid in the vette through the lizbef intersection.
I wish I could see that on film.

NEET 06/13/2021 (Sun) 07:56:36 [Preview] No.363076 del
He said it can go 40km/h so in local traffic that is a very real possibility depending on traffic flow.

NEET 06/13/2021 (Sun) 07:56:37 [Preview] No.363077 del
I need to deter them somehow.

NEET 06/13/2021 (Sun) 07:56:56 [Preview] No.363078 del
What is a hydraulic
dropper post ??

Rebel with a cause


NEET 06/13/2021 (Sun) 07:57:06 [Preview] No.363079 del
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NEET 06/13/2021 (Sun) 07:57:16 [Preview] No.363080 del
Now I wanna see Nuro race the vette

NEET 06/13/2021 (Sun) 07:58:08 [Preview] No.363081 del
He also did a little skid on his underpants at that moment.

NEET 06/13/2021 (Sun) 07:58:20 [Preview] No.363082 del
God it gets sickening when this happens

NEET 06/13/2021 (Sun) 07:58:40 [Preview] No.363084 del
>What is a hydraulic
If it's just you riding it, why would you need to? Unless you're trying to look like somebody on an actual good bike like a BMX while riding on the boardwalk

NEET 06/13/2021 (Sun) 07:58:53 [Preview] No.363085 del
I believe the max speed Nuro has achieved was around 70km/h when he went flying down a hill and was left unscathed. Weber could easily double that.

NEET 06/13/2021 (Sun) 07:59:02 [Preview] No.363086 del
Sorry to hear they made things so difficult for you.

NEET 06/13/2021 (Sun) 07:59:12 [Preview] No.363087 del

NEET 06/13/2021 (Sun) 07:59:12 [Preview] No.363088 del
Calculating the the power to weight ratio of a fully laden corvette right now.

NEET 06/13/2021 (Sun) 08:00:45 [Preview] No.363090 del
quadruple it

NEET 06/13/2021 (Sun) 08:00:59 [Preview] No.363091 del
>I saw nuro get some air on the ebike. It looked like he had 4 inches.

NEET 06/13/2021 (Sun) 08:01:42 [Preview] No.363092 del
An African corvette or a European corvette?

NEET 06/13/2021 (Sun) 08:03:10 [Preview] No.363093 del
No fuck Sirius A and C and in particular fuck Sirius B that is in the star cluster under the Mun

> what is a hydraulic dropper post ?

Rebel with a cause

Fuck off mum it fell off after jumping over a homeless boong

NEET 06/13/2021 (Sun) 08:03:40 [Preview] No.363094 del
Weber laden.

NEET 06/13/2021 (Sun) 08:04:17 [Preview] No.363095 del
you're repeating yourself

NEET 06/13/2021 (Sun) 08:05:15 [Preview] No.363096 del
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Umm... you already made 3/4 of those posts

NEET 06/13/2021 (Sun) 08:05:37 [Preview] No.363097 del
Weber turned me into a newt once

NEET 06/13/2021 (Sun) 08:05:52 [Preview] No.363098 del
He just copying a post from MRSA.

NEET 06/13/2021 (Sun) 08:06:02 [Preview] No.363099 del
Shut the fuck you sound like an idiot that hasn’t ridden a mountain bike for 29 years

In case you didn’t know dropper posts aren the best thing to happpen to Bike’s since suspension

NEET 06/13/2021 (Sun) 08:06:15 [Preview] No.363100 del
covered in curry, baby!

NEET 06/13/2021 (Sun) 08:06:24 [Preview] No.363101 del
if that was pink it would look like nuro's helmet

NEET 06/13/2021 (Sun) 08:07:10 [Preview] No.363103 del
You'll need to share it.

NEET 06/13/2021 (Sun) 08:07:35 [Preview] No.363104 del
I always think of those ones as cockhead pepe

NEET 06/13/2021 (Sun) 08:08:17 [Preview] No.363105 del
Fuck off I called it first

NEET 06/13/2021 (Sun) 08:08:38 [Preview] No.363106 del
that's what I was getting at

NEET 06/13/2021 (Sun) 08:09:14 [Preview] No.363107 del
That's the same thing.

NEET 06/13/2021 (Sun) 08:09:24 [Preview] No.363108 del
I refuse to believe nuro would post anything that was not 100% original based oc

NEET 06/13/2021 (Sun) 08:09:53 [Preview] No.363109 del
>best thing to happpen to Bike’s since suspension
i pity the poor bikes that had to carry you before suspension came along

NEET 06/13/2021 (Sun) 08:10:02 [Preview] No.363110 del
I think they're funny because I know I'd hurt myself before anyone else.

NEET 06/13/2021 (Sun) 08:10:29 [Preview] No.363111 del
Transit means in the hands of the delivery company. It is when Bunnings considers their job done.

NEET 06/13/2021 (Sun) 08:10:47 [Preview] No.363112 del
The Moon, Venus, I and Nuro.