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NEET General #40 - Recoup Edition NEET 11/08/2019 (Fri) 09:27:59 [Preview] No. 37475
What are your plans for the weekend NEETs?

Old Thread: >>36465


NEET 11/08/2019 (Fri) 09:31:06 [Preview] No.37479 del
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SA Best A


NEET 11/08/2019 (Fri) 09:40:20 [Preview] No.37486 del
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NEET 11/08/2019 (Fri) 09:40:52 [Preview] No.37487 del
How does he do it?


NEET 11/08/2019 (Fri) 09:41:54 [Preview] No.37488 del
>>37486
I appreciate the effort gone to with that image.


NEET 11/08/2019 (Fri) 09:41:55 [Preview] No.37489 del
>>37486
Just how does he do it?


NEET 11/08/2019 (Fri) 09:43:58 [Preview] No.37490 del
back from my drive
nearly rolled my ute and now it's stuck and about to roll
just spent 2hrs with a recovery dude tying to get it out but he couldn't
said it's the worst he's seen and the first time he hasn't been able to recover
gonna try with some family friends tomorrow to get it out
bosses message today was a really bad tone he was really angry
then tonight i get rostered on for next week i thought they'd just drop me
the rider never ends


>>37315 >>37326
looks in superb nick, worth the price and it's better ride than your alloy shit
why are you so interested in it if you think it's shit?


NEET 11/08/2019 (Fri) 09:46:20 [Preview] No.37491 del
>>37490
Glad your okay. Did you write the ute off?
pics or it didnt happen


NEET 11/08/2019 (Fri) 09:46:28 [Preview] No.37492 del
>>37490
>nearly rolled my ute
How did you manage that mate? Were you driving recklessly?

I am worried about you.


NEET 11/08/2019 (Fri) 09:47:40 [Preview] No.37493 del
>>37490
Ring him and wank loudly into the phone.


NEET 11/08/2019 (Fri) 09:50:13 [Preview] No.37494 del
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Remember NEETs


NEET 11/08/2019 (Fri) 09:50:59 [Preview] No.37495 del
Is Thomas the next Monk? When will the wankruptcy receivers come to collect?


NEET 11/08/2019 (Fri) 09:58:33 [Preview] No.37496 del
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>>37490
>it's better ride than your alloy shit

clearly bait but my spokes alone cost more than that piece of shit... thanks for trying to kill yourself, better luck next time


NEET 11/08/2019 (Fri) 10:01:43 [Preview] No.37497 del
Another day, another soul-crushing wage


NEET 11/08/2019 (Fri) 10:02:25 [Preview] No.37498 del
Time for a nice tuna mornay


NEET 11/08/2019 (Fri) 10:02:48 [Preview] No.37499 del
>>37496
>clearly bait
but it's not
steel > alloy


NEET 11/08/2019 (Fri) 10:10:33 [Preview] No.37500 del
Nuro had got double butted spokes on his polished alloy frame.


NEET 11/08/2019 (Fri) 10:20:19 [Preview] No.37501 del
>tfw depressed


NEET 11/08/2019 (Fri) 10:20:58 [Preview] No.37502 del
>>37490
Hmmm maybe go a bit slower and take more care, remember next time you might not be so lucky and take out some poor innocent person, I hope it costs you a lot to fix so you learn your lesson


NEET 11/08/2019 (Fri) 10:25:39 [Preview] No.37503 del
>>37486
Very artsy.


NEET 11/08/2019 (Fri) 10:26:11 [Preview] No.37504 del
>tfw impressed


NEET 11/08/2019 (Fri) 10:27:06 [Preview] No.37505 del
>tfw undressed


NEET 11/08/2019 (Fri) 10:27:07 [Preview] No.37506 del
>>37502
Do you think he should wank loudly into the phone to the boss?


NEET 11/08/2019 (Fri) 10:27:24 [Preview] No.37507 del
>>37499
> steel is real
hurr durr look all those TDF riders on steel ...

>>37500
>double butted spokes
actually they are straight pull sapim CX ray aero spokes built on a non symetrical rim
>alloy
its 6000 series aluminium


NEET 11/08/2019 (Fri) 10:27:59 [Preview] No.37508 del
>>37475
I will have to do my essay
>>37490
Be careful in the future


NEET 11/08/2019 (Fri) 10:28:11 [Preview] No.37509 del
Okay NEETs I am off to bed. Having a bit of an early night. Good night to you all.

And a special good night to my soiled aviaries NEET.


NEET 11/08/2019 (Fri) 10:28:43 [Preview] No.37510 del
>>37501
watch south park i just fished S23 and it cheered me up


NEET 11/08/2019 (Fri) 10:28:45 [Preview] No.37511 del
>>37509
Good night.


NEET 11/08/2019 (Fri) 10:30:06 [Preview] No.37512 del
>>37509
Night


NEET 11/08/2019 (Fri) 10:30:42 [Preview] No.37513 del
>>37510
>S23
Is it still good? I stopped watching quite a few years ago.


NEET 11/08/2019 (Fri) 10:30:56 [Preview] No.37514 del
>>37510
I recommended a fruit salad last night.


NEET 11/08/2019 (Fri) 10:31:55 [Preview] No.37515 del
>>37479
WA Best A


NEET 11/08/2019 (Fri) 10:33:09 [Preview] No.37516 del
>>37509
Good night


NEET 11/08/2019 (Fri) 10:41:42 [Preview] No.37517 del
>>37510
I'll look into it. I'm still watching Lucifer at the moment
>>37514
Not a fan of fruit salad


NEET 11/08/2019 (Fri) 10:43:23 [Preview] No.37518 del
>>37513
23 02 Banned in China was amazing

https://rarbgprx.org/torrent/gdjyeth


NEET 11/08/2019 (Fri) 10:56:29 [Preview] No.37519 del
i'm wiped out. turning the phone off.not willing to go in to wage tomorrow. GN


NEET 11/08/2019 (Fri) 11:15:01 [Preview] No.37520 del
>>37518
I watched that one too, was probably the first good episode in about 5 seasons


NEET 11/08/2019 (Fri) 11:15:53 [Preview] No.37521 del
>>37044
Best OC posted on here in months.
>>37259
This is why riding a bike while drunk/high is just as silly as driving while drunk/high.
>>37271
>crippled
Guess it's time to put in that application for the DSP then.
>>37306
Definitely somewhere in Melbourne, the signs in the background are the ones that they used down here.
12 degrees today in Shitbourne, might have gotten a fine today while at the wage, I went through a yellow arrow at the last minute at an intersection that I know has cameras, hopefully I didn't but I guess I will have to wait and see. I'm reading the posts of the NEET that's avoiding his boss and they're rather worrying, I hope that he will deal with whatever bothering, best wishes to him.


NEET 11/08/2019 (Fri) 11:16:16 [Preview] No.37522 del
>>37520
i just watched it again


NEET 11/08/2019 (Fri) 11:20:01 [Preview] No.37523 del
Posso's asleep, post viles.


NEET 11/08/2019 (Fri) 11:22:45 [Preview] No.37524 del
>>37521
>This is why riding a bike while drunk/high is just as silly as driving while drunk/high.
no it really isnt, riding a bike you might be in control of 400 watts of power and driving a simple 4 cylinder you are in controll of 80 000 watts of power. Totally different fish

>DSP then.
too hard the system is overloaded

>Definitely somewhere in Melbourne
dang some neet was super confident it was sydney...

> fine today while at the wage
nothing more infuriating IKTF


NEET 11/08/2019 (Fri) 11:24:50 [Preview] No.37525 del
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Goodnight NEETs


NEET 11/08/2019 (Fri) 11:25:58 [Preview] No.37526 del
>>37525
Goodnight oriental fancier.


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>>37525
gook night

enjoy these photos i took yesterday for you


NEET 11/08/2019 (Fri) 11:33:54 [Preview] No.37528 del
>>37524
>Totally different fish
In a way yes, the threshold for how inebriated on can get when riding a bike is higher than when someones driving a car, but it still exists.
>dang some neet was super confident it was sydney...
I'm willing to bet-level of confident it's Melbourne, pretty sure it's the Frankston Line.


NEET 11/08/2019 (Fri) 12:27:49 [Preview] No.37529 del
>>37527
very nice lesbians


NEET 11/08/2019 (Fri) 12:28:38 [Preview] No.37530 del
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Walked past one if those food handouts for boongs and homeless cunts in Perth city today.not a single looker amongst the crowd


NEET 11/08/2019 (Fri) 12:28:53 [Preview] No.37531 del
The post wageweek high is wearing off already


NEET 11/08/2019 (Fri) 12:29:28 [Preview] No.37532 del
>>37530
>"walked past"

A likely story you devious little boong


NEET 11/08/2019 (Fri) 12:29:45 [Preview] No.37533 del
>>37528
Well I probably wasn't super confident but it reminded me of the bankstown line, granted I'm not from Sydney


NEET 11/08/2019 (Fri) 12:33:42 [Preview] No.37534 del


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>>37530
which suburb is that ?

there used to be a bunch of homeless around west end but they really cleaned it up now that i think of it

it reminds me how much better we are than burgers

- healthcare
- welfare
- no tent cities


NEET 11/08/2019 (Fri) 12:42:52 [Preview] No.37536 del
>>37530
also they look like muslim (indonesian ??) (malaysian ??) ladies preparing the food .... what the ?


NEET 11/08/2019 (Fri) 12:45:51 [Preview] No.37537 del
>>37532
I was just window shopping, bit if a talent drought n Perth these days


NEET 11/08/2019 (Fri) 12:48:14 [Preview] No.37538 del
>>37535
Well I mean that's because of one key difference
Australia is a relatively white country unlike America and even then most of our non whites are gooks


NEET 11/08/2019 (Fri) 12:48:32 [Preview] No.37539 del
>>37535
Outside the ass Packers on Wellington st


NEET 11/08/2019 (Fri) 12:49:36 [Preview] No.37540 del
>>37536
I think they're taking the food, Muslim sluts wouldn't volunteer for boongs


NEET 11/08/2019 (Fri) 12:49:50 [Preview] No.37541 del
>>37537
You should be looking in Armadale mate


NEET 11/08/2019 (Fri) 12:50:05 [Preview] No.37542 del
Amphetamine wank


NEET 11/08/2019 (Fri) 12:55:18 [Preview] No.37543 del
>>37540
they are clearly on the serving side of the table

probably thai or malaysian


NEET 11/08/2019 (Fri) 12:56:01 [Preview] No.37544 del
>>37542
the most dangerous wank of all


NEET 11/08/2019 (Fri) 12:57:02 [Preview] No.37545 del
>>37542
codeine slumber

> score some panadeine forte for a buzz
> end up hurting myself and needing them legitimately

fucking shiggidy


NEET 11/08/2019 (Fri) 13:16:52 [Preview] No.37546 del
>>37545
lol, you'll be the next nuro at that rate


NEET 11/08/2019 (Fri) 13:17:34 [Preview] No.37547 del
>>37496
Being rude to a neet having a hard day is the definition of Vile.


NEET 11/08/2019 (Fri) 13:18:03 [Preview] No.37548 del
>>37547
I'm just bantering


NEET 11/08/2019 (Fri) 13:18:05 [Preview] No.37549 del
>>37525
Is that actually a Real Doll..?


NEET 11/08/2019 (Fri) 13:19:09 [Preview] No.37550 del
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>>37541
Those armadale boongs just give it away for any tom dick and Harry that strole down the street, I'm looking for 5 star quality black meat


NEET 11/08/2019 (Fri) 13:23:52 [Preview] No.37551 del
>>37544
Sure is, I wanted for two and a half hours last Friday night while on the boongka and dexies. Gotta restrain myself tonight since I'm going ice skating tomorrow with the non boong lady friend and not sure what she's up for after. Nothing worse than jumping into the soup with a flavor spoon


NEET 11/08/2019 (Fri) 13:24:17 [Preview] No.37552 del
>>37551
*Flacid spoon


NEET 11/08/2019 (Fri) 13:27:45 [Preview] No.37553 del
>>37547
lel cunt crashed his ute and still had the the time of day to dog my bike for no reason at all

obsessed


NEET 11/08/2019 (Fri) 13:28:51 [Preview] No.37554 del
>>37552
no one likes a flacid spoon but women are so unpredictable i can never plan ahead


NEET 11/08/2019 (Fri) 17:48:31 [Preview] No.37556 del
Had a disrupted night. Woke up early with the full emotional load weighing down on me immediately. The thoughts which I can't shake.

This is no way to live.


NEET 11/08/2019 (Fri) 18:09:57 [Preview] No.37557 del
Had a couple of beers, watched a movie, going to bed now. Night Night NEETs.


NEET 11/08/2019 (Fri) 18:13:39 [Preview] No.37558 del
>>37557
Good night NEET.


NEET 11/08/2019 (Fri) 19:08:07 [Preview] No.37559 del
>>37521
>Best OC posted on here in months.
Thank (You)
Goodmorning fellas


NEET 11/08/2019 (Fri) 19:09:33 [Preview] No.37560 del
>>37559
Good morning.


NEET 11/08/2019 (Fri) 19:14:04 [Preview] No.37561 del
>>37559
>>37560
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 11/08/2019 (Fri) 19:22:10 [Preview] No.37562 del
>>37561
Good morning.


NEET 11/08/2019 (Fri) 20:08:50 [Preview] No.37563 del


NEET 11/08/2019 (Fri) 20:10:23 [Preview] No.37564 del
>>37563
Morning.


NEET 11/08/2019 (Fri) 20:46:47 [Preview] No.37565 del
>>37556
>This is no way to live.
See (You) soon!


NEET 11/08/2019 (Fri) 21:09:32 [Preview] No.37566 del
fark its cold. my nose is dripping and i'm standing on a hot water bottle.


NEET 11/08/2019 (Fri) 21:23:54 [Preview] No.37567 del
>>37564
>>37563
>>37562
>>37561
>>37560
Morning neets and wagies. Today we continue the 4th day of out neet-strike. If you don't have a job to not go to today, you can neet-strike by not showering, not washing any dishes, not cleaning up or doing any chores. We will win!


NEET 11/08/2019 (Fri) 21:42:08 [Preview] No.37568 del
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NEET 11/08/2019 (Fri) 21:46:28 [Preview] No.37569 del
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To the NEET who carelessly rolled his ute last night and Poor NURO who got ligament damage riding drunk. I know those feels. I just made holes in my nice woolen jumper by carelessly putting it into the regular wash, luckily its in the back and no one will notice it when my mummybot darns it for me.


NEET 11/08/2019 (Fri) 22:07:16 [Preview] No.37570 del
>>37569
Yours is clearly the greatest neet tragedy


NEET 11/08/2019 (Fri) 22:11:01 [Preview] No.37571 del
good morning neets

Woke up before the wagie alarm clock time on a Saturday morning again. The ride never ends


NEET 11/08/2019 (Fri) 22:23:22 [Preview] No.37573 del
>>37571
>>37572
Good morning.


NEET 11/08/2019 (Fri) 22:25:30 [Preview] No.37574 del
Morning NEETs, got pretty mong'd last night.


NEET 11/08/2019 (Fri) 22:27:50 [Preview] No.37575 del
>>37574
Morning.


NEET 11/08/2019 (Fri) 22:31:30 [Preview] No.37576 del
Jump down, turn around, pick a bale of cotton.


NEET 11/08/2019 (Fri) 22:35:05 [Preview] No.37577 del
>>37576
Hmmmm


NEET 11/08/2019 (Fri) 22:38:49 [Preview] No.37578 del
>>37576
Strut pout put it out thats what you want from women


NEET 11/08/2019 (Fri) 22:39:27 [Preview] No.37579 del
>>37570
Its not that bad. I can just wear my cardigan until the jumper has been mended.

I wonder what NURO is going to do now that he cant ride for a couple of months.


NEET 11/08/2019 (Fri) 22:42:00 [Preview] No.37580 del
>>37579
Get the car registered and drive to Dan's?


NEET 11/08/2019 (Fri) 22:43:18 [Preview] No.37581 del
>>37566
>>37567
>>37571
>>37574
Good morning.

>>37572
Good morning my friend.


NEET 11/08/2019 (Fri) 22:44:00 [Preview] No.37582 del
>>37580
Dan will get his money one way or another


NEET 11/08/2019 (Fri) 22:46:18 [Preview] No.37583 del
I pulled up my broad bean plants and harvested my garlic. The garlic bulbs were TINY. I put them in the shed to dry but I don't think it will be worth it trying to peel such tiny little garlic cloves.

I am going to put in my summer veggie seedlings next week but the lack of sun will probably ruin them the same way it did the garlic. I think this will be my last try at growing vegetables.


NEET 11/08/2019 (Fri) 22:46:58 [Preview] No.37584 del
>>37579
>my cardigan
la di da


NEET 11/08/2019 (Fri) 22:47:33 [Preview] No.37585 del
>>37581
Good morning dear.


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NEET 11/08/2019 (Fri) 22:49:51 [Preview] No.37587 del
>>37583
Pickle those TINY cloves.


NEET 11/08/2019 (Fri) 22:50:23 [Preview] No.37588 del
>>37587
Pickled garlic? I will look into it.


NEET 11/08/2019 (Fri) 22:51:23 [Preview] No.37589 del
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Good Morning All.

Cafenated and Juiced


NEET 11/08/2019 (Fri) 22:51:53 [Preview] No.37590 del
Science.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=qo-W7WIZ-Ac [Embed]


NEET 11/08/2019 (Fri) 22:51:56 [Preview] No.37591 del
>>37583
I look forward to hearing how the garlic tastes, but keep a good eye on them.


NEET 11/08/2019 (Fri) 22:52:15 [Preview] No.37592 del
>>37588
I have told you about it, multiple times.


NEET 11/08/2019 (Fri) 22:52:48 [Preview] No.37593 del
Pickled NEETs.


NEET 11/08/2019 (Fri) 22:53:07 [Preview] No.37594 del
>>37589
Morning Bec, any big stacks planned for today?


NEET 11/08/2019 (Fri) 22:53:26 [Preview] No.37595 del
>>37592
I have told you you have to write it down for me. You know how busy I am.


NEET 11/08/2019 (Fri) 22:53:35 [Preview] No.37596 del
Jump down, turn around, pick a bale a day.


NEET 11/08/2019 (Fri) 22:54:14 [Preview] No.37597 del
>>37589
Morning Nuro.

>Caffeinated
Orally?


NEET 11/08/2019 (Fri) 22:55:35 [Preview] No.37598 del
>>37595
https://youtube.com/watch?v=lZgE-6QVRUs [Embed]


NEET 11/08/2019 (Fri) 22:55:42 [Preview] No.37599 del
>>37596
https://youtube.com/watch?v=8qSKAYgtAzo [Embed]


NEET 11/08/2019 (Fri) 22:56:41 [Preview] No.37600 del
>>37595
>>37598
This one's a big more complicated.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=hNqxpYP81o4 [Embed]


NEET 11/08/2019 (Fri) 22:57:35 [Preview] No.37601 del
>>37598
You have to peel all the cloves. Mine are literally too small to peel. I actually don't even know if there are any cloves. The heads are that small. It might all just be leaves. It is a disaster.


NEET 11/08/2019 (Fri) 22:57:59 [Preview] No.37602 del
Hello niggardly NEETs.
I am at Motherbot's on the coast. Again.


NEET 11/08/2019 (Fri) 22:58:41 [Preview] No.37603 del
>>37600
What an erotic recipe.


NEET 11/08/2019 (Fri) 22:59:35 [Preview] No.37604 del
>>37602
Hello Weber. I hope you are being nice to Motherbot.


NEET 11/08/2019 (Fri) 23:00:02 [Preview] No.37605 del
I am also drinking my first longneck of stout with her blessing.


NEET 11/08/2019 (Fri) 23:00:05 [Preview] No.37606 del
>>37602
Have you got plenty of medicine?


NEET 11/08/2019 (Fri) 23:00:43 [Preview] No.37607 del
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>>37605
>>37606
Asked and answered.


NEET 11/08/2019 (Fri) 23:00:46 [Preview] No.37608 del
>>37602
Morning, hope her company lifts your spirits.


NEET 11/08/2019 (Fri) 23:00:54 [Preview] No.37609 del
>>37604
I took her to two supermarkets and Bunnings.
She bought me a book on Webers for Xmas.


NEET 11/08/2019 (Fri) 23:01:12 [Preview] No.37610 del
>>37605
>with her blessing.
You must be in a bad way if she has given her blessing to 9:30am drinking.


NEET 11/08/2019 (Fri) 23:01:42 [Preview] No.37611 del
>>37603
Posso's liquid of love makes Nuro fall off his bike.


NEET 11/08/2019 (Fri) 23:02:32 [Preview] No.37612 del
>>37609
What did she get at Bunnings?


NEET 11/08/2019 (Fri) 23:02:40 [Preview] No.37613 del
>>37589
Morning Nuro, still limping like a pimp?


NEET 11/08/2019 (Fri) 23:04:14 [Preview] No.37614 del
>>37613
*like a gimp


NEET 11/08/2019 (Fri) 23:10:59 [Preview] No.37615 del
>>37612
Some ant-rid gel, a single step thingo, and an 8mm combination spanner.


NEET 11/08/2019 (Fri) 23:12:04 [Preview] No.37616 del
>>37610
...and her neighbours just rocked up with some vegetables for her and saw my open longneck.


NEET 11/08/2019 (Fri) 23:14:18 [Preview] No.37617 del


NEET 11/08/2019 (Fri) 23:14:31 [Preview] No.37618 del
>>37594
no stacks planned of yet

>>37597
>orally
nope

>>37613
>>37614
slightly sore but im well enough to go for a spin thisarv. might even do the goldy, ill have to check the weather report :)


NEET 11/08/2019 (Fri) 23:16:31 [Preview] No.37619 del
>>37618
>no stacks planned of yet
Just wear your stack hat and you will be fine


NEET 11/08/2019 (Fri) 23:17:39 [Preview] No.37620 del
>>37616
What nice neighbours.


NEET 11/08/2019 (Fri) 23:20:08 [Preview] No.37621 del
>>37620
Yeah, they are good to her.
He keeps bees and brings her honey all the time, in addition to a variety of vegetables.


NEET 11/08/2019 (Fri) 23:22:32 [Preview] No.37622 del
Also I am driving her back to town tomorrow. A crown has fallen off her tooth and she needs to get that fixed, as well as mind the house for a couple of days while I am in Brisbane.


NEET 11/08/2019 (Fri) 23:22:51 [Preview] No.37623 del
>>37619
thats not how stacks work


NEET 11/08/2019 (Fri) 23:27:00 [Preview] No.37624 del
>>37623
but you do wear a helmet tho, right Nuro?


NEET 11/08/2019 (Fri) 23:27:30 [Preview] No.37625 del
>>37624
he was one of those special kids at school who wore a helmet all the time


NEET 11/08/2019 (Fri) 23:31:16 [Preview] No.37626 del
>>37622
You can't have a queen without a crown.


NEET 11/08/2019 (Fri) 23:32:56 [Preview] No.37627 del
>>37624
only on the road or wherever there are coppers

on the bike track or at the beach not a chance


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your move creep


NEET 11/08/2019 (Fri) 23:34:51 [Preview] No.37629 del
>>37626
Well bantered.


NEET 11/08/2019 (Fri) 23:35:33 [Preview] No.37630 del
>>37628
judge dredd pepe


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NEET 11/08/2019 (Fri) 23:49:06 [Preview] No.37632 del
Fermented honey garlic.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=1CUBEGV1F18 [Embed]


NEET 11/08/2019 (Fri) 23:55:08 [Preview] No.37633 del
>>37632
I wouldn't want to try taking that orally.


NEET 11/08/2019 (Fri) 23:55:34 [Preview] No.37634 del
>>37627
Always wear your helmet you mong


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 00:00:47 [Preview] No.37635 del
I think I might go the markets tomorrow and get some stuff to ferment and preserve.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 00:02:02 [Preview] No.37636 del
>>37633
You can always take it the other way.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 00:02:44 [Preview] No.37637 del
>>37635
Make some gherkins.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 00:05:00 [Preview] No.37638 del
I was out running this morning and smashed my elbow against a fence. Had a weird stinging for a good couple of minutes afterwards and I can still feel it when I bend my arm. I will give the gym a miss tonight.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 00:08:27 [Preview] No.37639 del
>>37638
Do not lie about running.
You were looking over the fence and wanking at the girl inside.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 00:12:38 [Preview] No.37640 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=BQlMOt60n_Y [Embed]


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 00:12:55 [Preview] No.37641 del


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 00:13:18 [Preview] No.37642 del
>>37640
What ever happened to Crazy Noonga?


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 00:15:16 [Preview] No.37643 del
>>37639
I only wank to neet bulge pictures.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 00:15:54 [Preview] No.37644 del
I've been doing nocoom and have lost my foot fetish.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 00:19:21 [Preview] No.37645 del
NEETs.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 00:19:30 [Preview] No.37646 del
>>37644
Good work mate.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 00:20:39 [Preview] No.37647 del
>>37646
I'm a little disturbed at how warped my sexuality was by porn. I'll be interested to see where it will go. It crossed over into real life as well, I'd get aroused seeing a woman in sandals or something where as now I find that weird.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 00:21:51 [Preview] No.37648 del
>>37647
I have a piss fetish and I hope I don't lose it.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 00:22:26 [Preview] No.37649 del
>>37648
Were you the dirty neet that wanted to piss on an oriental hooker?


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 00:24:02 [Preview] No.37650 del
>>37649
Most likely.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 00:24:48 [Preview] No.37651 del
>>37648
I heard a beautiful story once of someone like you. The wife said she couldn't fit into the bathtub to perform the act as she did not want to do it. So the next day he had a team of men in to improve the bathroom to make the tub bigger. At the end of the improvement, he left her a message "drink up" on a cup of water and she walked out never to talk to him again.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 00:26:18 [Preview] No.37652 del
>>37637
I'm thinking I might pickle some eggs, the chickens are giving me way more than I eat.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 00:27:05 [Preview] No.37653 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=L-ip02FknUo [Embed]


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 00:27:13 [Preview] No.37654 del
>>37651
You don't think I'd actually tell my wife I have the fetish do you?


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 00:28:46 [Preview] No.37655 del
>>37574
>Get mong'd
>Don't feel any different


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 00:28:47 [Preview] No.37656 del


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 00:30:19 [Preview] No.37657 del
>>37652
This is the chickens' way of telling you you're not eating enough, skellie.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 00:32:27 [Preview] No.37658 del
>>37652
I have never tried a pickled egg but just the thought of them makes me feel a bit queasy.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 00:34:03 [Preview] No.37659 del
I like 1000 year old egg. You know where the chinks bury an egg in dirt for a while and serve it when it has gone black and rotten.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 00:37:23 [Preview] No.37661 del
(867.06 KB 1000x667 foot.png)


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 00:37:24 [Preview] No.37662 del
>>37657
Soon I will be the egg man.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 00:37:56 [Preview] No.37663 del
There are some pretty perverted neets here. There is at least one neet that likes legalporno gangbangs which is funny since 95% feature niggers. Lots of vile talk in the gen today. I know I'm not helping.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 00:38:13 [Preview] No.37664 del
>>37662
Vile sulphur fumes everywhere you go.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 00:38:27 [Preview] No.37665 del
>>37661
The girl is hot and I like her legs but the feet just aren't doing it for me anymore.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 00:38:40 [Preview] No.37666 del
>>37658
All the people in the pickling community seem a bit weird.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=1U47dl26L1U [Embed]
I doubt these folk get queasy.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 00:49:14 [Preview] No.37669 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=n1VTcJfL7RE [Embed]
I'm obsessed with this song.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 00:53:05 [Preview] No.37671 del
>>37669
she sounds like she has testicles


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 00:53:29 [Preview] No.37672 del
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vampire_squid
>Vampyroteuthis infernalis, lit. "vampire squid from Hell")


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 00:54:24 [Preview] No.37674 del
>>37671
She does have quite a deep voice, not in the tranny way though. She is half wog so it isn't surprising.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 00:59:45 [Preview] No.37676 del
>>37674
her voice reminds me of Lena Lovich


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 01:01:04 [Preview] No.37677 del
>>37668
>>37675
Why haven't you made these articles?


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 01:07:12 [Preview] No.37680 del
Wikipedia articles on aboriginals tend to be very poorly written.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 01:09:03 [Preview] No.37681 del
>>37680
They're all hacks who need more life experiences with boongs.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 01:12:44 [Preview] No.37682 del
>>37681
His caveman posture gets me every time.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 01:20:49 [Preview] No.37683 del
>>37682
It's hiding a secret


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 01:35:34 [Preview] No.37684 del
It's already too hot to wank


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 01:37:14 [Preview] No.37685 del
>>37684
Wank slower.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 01:38:12 [Preview] No.37686 del
(134.06 MB 854x480 elegia.mp4)


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 01:38:50 [Preview] No.37687 del
>>37679
>83 possums to make one cloak
>chucked to the side as soon as the white fella started giving out fancy European blankets

Very depressing


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 01:39:17 [Preview] No.37688 del
>>37685
My wank stick is stuck in fifth gear


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 01:40:44 [Preview] No.37689 del
I just caught doggo eating dirt out of the monstera pot.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 01:41:00 [Preview] No.37690 del
>>37686
Did you film this?


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 01:41:53 [Preview] No.37691 del
>>37666
I like that guy.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 01:43:20 [Preview] No.37692 del
>>37686
A holy pilgrimage.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 01:52:01 [Preview] No.37693 del
>>37687
Abos never discovered how to shear possums.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 01:56:04 [Preview] No.37694 del
>>37693
>Abos discovered how to shag possums.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 02:03:28 [Preview] No.37695 del
>tfw been pickling my beat meat most of the day


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 02:08:10 [Preview] No.37696 del
>>37695
So that's what the smell in here is


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 02:10:26 [Preview] No.37697 del
>>37696
One of the smells, yes.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 02:13:52 [Preview] No.37698 del
Remembrance Day is coming up.
Any NEETs that don't shut the fuck up at those times will be permabanned.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 02:16:02 [Preview] No.37699 del
>>37698
Good. It is also Rhodesia's independence day.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 02:16:26 [Preview] No.37700 del
Wish I could have a cumquat


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 02:24:32 [Preview] No.37701 del
This might be the best pickled egg recipe. Needs more spices but it'll last.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=qEIRUWn_sFg [Embed]


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 02:24:53 [Preview] No.37702 del
>>37700
They taste like NK's undies.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 02:26:57 [Preview] No.37703 del
>>37702
Don't make my longing even more unbearable


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 02:29:26 [Preview] No.37704 del
>tfw too dumb to understand beyond good and evil


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 02:30:27 [Preview] No.37705 del
>>37704
the video game or the neetchee book?


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 02:30:44 [Preview] No.37706 del
>>37704
This is what good looks like.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=XEPPqSvbkWY [Embed]


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 02:36:07 [Preview] No.37707 del
>>37701
Looks good.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 02:37:34 [Preview] No.37709 del
>>37705
The Nietzsche book.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 02:43:54 [Preview] No.37710 del
I wish I was part of this world.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=8ET48C3LXe0 [Embed]


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 02:46:20 [Preview] No.37711 del
(1.98 MB 2448x3264 holy water.jpg)
>>37686
So beautiful i should have wrote a poem


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 02:49:31 [Preview] No.37712 del
>>37706
I might give that a try.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 02:51:45 [Preview] No.37713 del
>>37712
That whole channel has a lot of nice recipes that don't seem overly complicated.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 02:53:57 [Preview] No.37714 del
>>37711
Blessed by all this OC.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 02:54:34 [Preview] No.37715 del
>>37711
A wall of horrors.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 02:56:32 [Preview] No.37716 del
>>37715
A wall of refreshment.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 03:16:23 [Preview] No.37717 del
>>37715
> horror
> not a golden oak, stanley or coolibah in sight

sir you are ill informed and mistaken


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 03:28:30 [Preview] No.37718 del
>>37711
17 bucks for a goonbag is absolutely criminal


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 03:43:01 [Preview] No.37719 del
>>37718
I recall paying $3.99


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 03:44:31 [Preview] No.37720 del
>8kun.net still down
What a joke.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 03:45:27 [Preview] No.37721 del
>>37718
My local has goon between $12 - $18. Way more convenient than dan. Dan is a good 45 minute walk each way.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 03:57:40 [Preview] No.37722 del
>>37720
Why were you expecting otherwise?


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 04:02:06 [Preview] No.37723 del
>>37720
Do any of us here even give a shit
I'll probably go just to see if some of the old /v/ threads like Fullderp are there but I'm not fussed regardless


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 04:03:42 [Preview] No.37724 del
>>37722
I wasn't really.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 04:04:20 [Preview] No.37725 del
>>37723
I'm still keen on /k/ coming back.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 04:16:04 [Preview] No.37726 del
(86.03 KB 532x700 yalumba.jpg)
>>37718
>17 bucks for a goonbag is absolutely criminal

but its P R E M I U M G O O N

my yalumba is now $16 but its on sale for 13 most of the time... refrigerated too

that reminds me i gotta dig a sack out of the freezer im about to head off for a spin


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 04:17:59 [Preview] No.37727 del
(5.63 KB 250x250 1458143159380s[1].jpg)
>>37726
>trying to be a snob about goon


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 04:20:20 [Preview] No.37728 del
Just had a Milo.
I haven't had one for years, I didn't like it all that much and I bought the big tin.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 04:27:46 [Preview] No.37729 del
>>37728
You boong. Have it with porridge.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 04:29:56 [Preview] No.37730 del
>>37728
Pour the milk over your head and then shake the milo on yourself.
Then go and claim ABstudy


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 04:35:19 [Preview] No.37732 del
You guys want to watch a DVD?


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 04:35:45 [Preview] No.37733 del


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 04:36:02 [Preview] No.37734 del
>>37732
Yeah what have ya got?


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 04:36:53 [Preview] No.37735 del
>>37734
Finding Nemo.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 04:38:31 [Preview] No.37736 del
>>37698
Remember when Weber got banned on Anzac Day


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 04:38:46 [Preview] No.37737 del


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 04:41:48 [Preview] No.37739 del


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 04:42:39 [Preview] No.37740 del
>>37739
HaRrY pOtTeR


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 04:43:28 [Preview] No.37741 del
About to make my fourth coffee, this exam stress has been hitting me hard. Now that I'm typing this I might go for a cup of tea instead.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 04:43:58 [Preview] No.37742 del
Did any of you neets ever watch bumfights?


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 04:45:26 [Preview] No.37743 del
FUCKING BOOMER LAWN MOWER GOING 24/7
WHAT THE FUCK
WHY DOES HE DO THIS


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 04:45:37 [Preview] No.37744 del
>>37741
Dropout.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 04:45:58 [Preview] No.37745 del
>>37742
Is that what they call my diarrhoea?


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 04:47:51 [Preview] No.37746 del
>>37743
Go over and ask.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 04:48:55 [Preview] No.37747 del
>>37709
try plato


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 04:49:05 [Preview] No.37748 del
>>37740
We've already had that edition.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 04:49:22 [Preview] No.37749 del
Just had an Hawaiian pizza. With a godfather and loaded pepperoni in the fridge for dinner and late dinner.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 04:49:24 [Preview] No.37750 del
>>37742
Yes, loved it.


hi NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 04:50:03 [Preview] No.37751 del
Illegal post


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 04:53:15 [Preview] No.37752 del
>>37751
Hi Illegal post, how is your day?


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 04:54:52 [Preview] No.37753 del


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 04:55:47 [Preview] No.37754 del
What decade produced the best music? My choice is the 2020's


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 04:57:45 [Preview] No.37755 del


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 04:58:04 [Preview] No.37756 del
>neanderthal had flutes and jewellery
>the fucking neanderthal showed more cultural sophistication than boongs
Why the fuck do we call boongs human but not neanderthal?


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 05:04:02 [Preview] No.37757 del
>>37755
1720 ;)


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 05:05:02 [Preview] No.37758 del


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 05:05:10 [Preview] No.37759 del
>>37756
Its racist also its pretty hard thing to do separate them taxonomically.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 05:09:55 [Preview] No.37760 del
(26.37 KB 388x412 536756533.jpg)


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 05:10:00 [Preview] No.37761 del
>>37756
Well first of all if a Neanderthal was in Modern Society people would see it as an Autistic Savant, they actually were more intelligent than humans, it's just they weren't as social, and a lot of Autistic people are part Neanderthal, which is why Black Autists are quite rare
Secondly Aboriginals are superior to filthy humans, given that the higher level of socialization has turned the human into a degenerate group that hates Nature
Thirdly Aboriginals are part Denisovans meaning they aren't fully human but that is a good thing given that the races that are fully human are Negros and Jews
Really we should gas the Humans and start a Neanderthal-Denisovan world order


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 05:10:44 [Preview] No.37762 del
>>37759
It also doesn't help that Humans are fucking shit and don't want modern Neanderthals to know that full Humans need to die


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 05:11:24 [Preview] No.37763 del
Imagine if the Dutch or the Frenchie had settled here instead of the British.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 05:12:04 [Preview] No.37764 del
>>37754
Probably 46060s BCE, that's when the Indigenous Music scene hit its stride and became so powerful that even to this day it's better than modern music


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 05:12:57 [Preview] No.37765 del
>>37736
He was being an irreverent prick.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 05:13:02 [Preview] No.37766 del
>>37763
It probably would of meant we'd be a country of Frenchie speaking Boongs that drove out the weak Frenchie Cunt and then created an indigenous Utopia


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 05:14:35 [Preview] No.37767 del
>>37765
less we forgot


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 05:17:08 [Preview] No.37768 del
I have now enrolled, I was on the phone for 40 minutes with Claire.
She said I can call her when ever I like.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 05:17:26 [Preview] No.37769 del
>>37698
not going to lie I don't really care about that stuff, especially as a lot of the actions the Military have done since arguably the Vietnam War have created more strife after the war then before it, and that was a war that the west lost in
It's not the soldiers fault for fighting in a war that leads to more war but rather shitty neocon warhawks but eh


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 05:17:46 [Preview] No.37770 del
>>37768
Call her every day this week.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 05:18:20 [Preview] No.37771 del
>>37768
Well done mate.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 05:19:37 [Preview] No.37772 del
>>37768
what did you enroll in
Is it an aboriginal fisting session


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 05:23:24 [Preview] No.37773 del


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 05:24:07 [Preview] No.37774 del
>>37771
Thank you but it probably more than I can handle.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 05:24:12 [Preview] No.37775 del
>>37772
Master of Arts in Women's Studies


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 05:24:27 [Preview] No.37776 del
>>37772
That's third year.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 05:25:21 [Preview] No.37777 del
>>37768
>She said I can call her when ever I like.
She could tell you were a neet by your deep voice, confidence and charisma.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 05:26:41 [Preview] No.37778 del
>>37775
>Women's Studies
Do any Australian unis still offer that as a major?


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 05:26:46 [Preview] No.37779 del
>>37774
Give it your best and take advantage of any support offered if you find you are needing it.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 05:30:40 [Preview] No.37780 del
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>>37777 (bice)


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 05:31:15 [Preview] No.37781 del
>>37779
This, I regret not using shit like the maths drop in center and stuff to make my life easier. I've always preferred to slog through something on my own and fail then to get help and succeed. Probably why I'm such a fucking drop kick.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 05:32:09 [Preview] No.37782 del
>tfw no handsome neet bf who can bench press 4 bags of rice


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 05:35:08 [Preview] No.37783 del
>>37782
No one needs that much rice.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 05:35:34 [Preview] No.37784 del
I can currently bench 3x5 of 77.5kg no worries. Roughly how long will it take for me to hit 3x5 at 100kg if I'm benching 3 times a week with good sleep, nutrition etc?


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 05:35:40 [Preview] No.37785 del


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 05:36:07 [Preview] No.37786 del
>>37783
We do need to occasionally feed the commune's ornamentals.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 05:36:50 [Preview] No.37787 del
>>37786
We have the unnamedNEETs.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 05:37:02 [Preview] No.37788 del
I really like Markov chains.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 05:37:43 [Preview] No.37789 del
>>37784
add 2.5kg each session will only take you 3 weeks to go from 77.5 to 100.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 05:38:03 [Preview] No.37790 del
>>37786
All they need is a liquid fish-based fertiliser.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 05:39:27 [Preview] No.37791 del
>>37789
Righto, I didn't think it would be that linear. Cheers.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 05:41:30 [Preview] No.37792 del
>>37791
That bit depends on you and how much you're eating.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 05:43:29 [Preview] No.37794 del
>>37791
It isn't, that NEET is tricking you. It'd be 98.5kg.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 05:45:35 [Preview] No.37795 del
>>37792
I've been losing fat and have got myself down quite lean, I might just go nurgle 2020 for a few weeks to see if I can blitz my way to a 100kg bench and 140kg squat.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 05:51:32 [Preview] No.37796 del
>>37795
>for a few weeks
No dedication, that's your problem.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 05:54:57 [Preview] No.37797 del
>>37770
>Call her every day this week.
No dedication, that's your problem.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 05:56:19 [Preview] No.37798 del
>>37698
>Remembrance Day is coming up.
>Any NEETs that don't shut the fuck up at those times will be permabanned.
That's your problem. No dedication.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 05:58:45 [Preview] No.37799 del
Fondle the gonads.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 06:00:03 [Preview] No.37800 del
>>37798
>Getting it backwards.
No dedication, that's your problem.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 06:00:05 [Preview] No.37801 del
Check for lumps.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 06:01:12 [Preview] No.37802 del
I swear by the moon and the stars in the sky
And I swear like the shadow that's by your side
I see the questions in your eyes
I know what's weighing on your mind
You can be sure I know my heart
'Cause I'll stand beside you through the years
You'll only cry those happy tears
And though I make mistakes
I'll never break your heart
And I swear by the moon and the stars in the sky
I'll be there
I swear like a shadow that's by your side
I'll be there
For better or worse, till death do us part
I'll love you with every beat of my heart
And I swear
I'll give you every thing I can
I'll build your dreams with these two hands
We'll hang some memories on the walls
And when just the two of us are there
You won't have to ask if I still care
'Cause as the time turns the page, my love won't age at all
And I swear by the moon and the stars in the sky (I'll be there)
I swear (and I swear) like the shadow that's by your side
I'll be there (I'll be there)
For better or worse, till death do us part
I'll love you with every beat of my heart
And I swear
I swear (I swear) by the moon and stars in the sky
I'll be there
I swear like the shadow that's by your side
I'll be there
For better or worse, till death do us part
I'll love you with every (single) beat of my heart
I swear, I swear, oh, I, swear


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 06:02:49 [Preview] No.37803 del
>>37802
Hmmmmm


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 06:03:11 [Preview] No.37804 del
Just like that, half my weekend gone.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 06:05:15 [Preview] No.37805 del
>>37800
Could he have used a semicolon?


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 06:05:21 [Preview] No.37806 del
>>37802
NEET boy band


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 06:06:05 [Preview] No.37807 del
>>37804
Pretty soon half your life will be gone.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 06:07:37 [Preview] No.37808 del
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NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 06:10:20 [Preview] No.37809 del
>>37806
Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola
I don't need to try to explain
I just hold on tight and If it happens again
I may move so slightly to the arms
And the lips and the face
Of The Human Cannonball that
I need to I want to
Come stand a little bit closer
Breathe in and get a bit higher
You'll never know what hit you when
I get to you
Ooh I want you, I don't know if I need you but
Ooh I'd die to find out
Ooh I want you, I don't know if I need you but
Ooh I'd die to find out
I'm the kind of person who endorses a deep commitment
Getting comfy getting perfect is what I live for
But a look and then a smell of perfume
It's like I'm down on the floor
And I don't know what I'm in for
Conversation has a time and place in the interaction
Of a lover and a mate but the time of talking
Using symbols, using words can be likened
To a deep sea diver who is swimming with a raincoat
Come stand a little bit closer
Breathe in and get a bit higher
You'll never know what hit you when
I get to you
Ooh I want you, I don't know if I need you but
Ooh I'd die to find out
Ooh I want you, I don't know if I need you but
Ooh I'd die to find out
Ooh, ah
Ooh, ah
Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola
I don't need to try to explain
I just hold on tight and If it happens again
I may move so slightly to the arms
And the lips and the face
Of The Human Cannonball that
I need to I want to


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 06:12:34 [Preview] No.37810 del
>>37741
About to take my 5th-6th dexie and start practice on some stats exams


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 06:15:05 [Preview] No.37811 del
>>37810
you planing on going to uni nk?
I've been considering it myself but the stat exam is like $300 to take and thats fucked


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 06:17:20 [Preview] No.37812 del
>>37811
That is not NK. That is a different dexie abusing NEET. He is studying statistics, not practising for the STAT.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 06:17:44 [Preview] No.37813 del
>>37811
Most unis will have some foundational studies course you can do for free. It will take a semester but it should be free. Do you need the stat written English or just the multiple choice? If you get in on time the stat multiple choice is only $150 in SA. Not all that much when each course you take is $900 odd.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 06:18:53 [Preview] No.37814 del
Someone told me to put olive oil on my face to get rid of acne but i formed more acne than usual today


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 06:18:58 [Preview] No.37815 del
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Hit the reddit memes again.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 06:19:41 [Preview] No.37816 del
Claire's a spunky little qt but her boyfriend is a giga chad.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 06:19:49 [Preview] No.37817 del
>>37814
You should have put garlic and chilli as well and then gone out in the sun for an hour.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 06:20:17 [Preview] No.37818 del
What happened to the neet whose mummybot was knocking holes in the wall looking for cameras and microphones?


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 06:20:40 [Preview] No.37819 del
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NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 06:21:02 [Preview] No.37820 del
>>37816
Have you been stalking her online?


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 06:21:36 [Preview] No.37821 del
>>37815
Why don't you hit the cyanide instead?


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 06:22:42 [Preview] No.37822 del
>>37820
I posted about a girl here once and one of the neets managed to find her and I was shitting myself that one of you would contact her. Nothing ever came of it thank god.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 06:22:49 [Preview] No.37823 del
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NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 06:23:15 [Preview] No.37824 del
>>37813
I'm honestly not sure if I need the English one or not and if I don't need to do it then I definitely will do the STAT as I know I can easily pass any more Math and Reasoning based one, it's English where I am shit at and makes me a bit worried
Hence why I don't want to spend $300 on something I may fail at


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 06:23:32 [Preview] No.37825 del
>>37813
>tfw you scored in the 99th percentile on the STAT but still bombed out of uni


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 06:23:47 [Preview] No.37826 del


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 06:23:49 [Preview] No.37827 del
>>37820
Sh goes for port power and enjoys taking photos in her spare time, at present she is a student adviser for two universities.
After getting her Bachelor in Education she was a teacher for young children but only stuck it out for two years. I wonder went wrong.
I bet giga chad told her to give up on her dreams.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 06:24:28 [Preview] No.37828 del
>>37822
>I was shitting myself that one of you would contact he
H-hey, I-i saw you on /ausneets/.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 06:25:03 [Preview] No.37829 del
>>37822
Some NEETs are very crafty, I was honestly very impressed by the NEET who figured out where Nuro lived based on one window photo


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 06:25:08 [Preview] No.37830 del
>>37827
I think you have to move to a country area when you start out teaching. Maybe it was too much for her being away from her familiar places and people.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 06:25:47 [Preview] No.37831 del
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NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 06:26:02 [Preview] No.37832 del
>>37810
shitey you fuck


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 06:26:08 [Preview] No.37834 del
>>37829
>one window photo
and GPS coordinates.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 06:26:36 [Preview] No.37835 del
>>37814
the ancients actually did use olive oil as a skin cleanser and dirt remover.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 06:27:09 [Preview] No.37836 del
>>37824
What do you want to study? The multiple choice STAT is basically an iq test so you should do fine if you aren't a massive dumb dumb.

>>37825
They don't have a heaps good resolution at the higher ranges due to how few questions there are. Plus your intelligence is far from being the only thing determining success in uni. Lots of girls that are massive brainlets do really well in uni as they form their little study groups and spend all day highlighting shit and coming up with acronyms, mnemonics etc. to help them get by without actually understanding anything.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 06:27:23 [Preview] No.37837 del
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NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 06:28:05 [Preview] No.37838 del
>>37829
It keeps that NEET busy. Who we should be commended is the NEET who sent Nuro the voucher for Dan's for one goon.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 06:28:08 [Preview] No.37839 del
>>37835
>tfw no gaulish slave to clean olive oil of me


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 06:28:19 [Preview] No.37840 del
>>37836
Accounting, and btw as a refence in y12 I got at least a 30 after scaling on all my Maths and Science Classes and a 20 on Lit


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 06:29:26 [Preview] No.37841 del
>>37838
I almost want to ask what Nuro's address is so I can send him a pump and some Moccona


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 06:30:31 [Preview] No.37842 del
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Fuck you google


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 06:31:09 [Preview] No.37843 del
>>37841
That was his old address.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 06:31:19 [Preview] No.37844 del
I almost want to meet Nuro in Queensland this week or next. He wouldn't stand me up like Monaro.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 06:31:40 [Preview] No.37845 del
>>37842
Is that Claire?


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 06:31:47 [Preview] No.37846 del
>>37830
No that isn't it. Chadwick told her to move because his career as a professional footballer was going to take off. They are still waiting for that to happen.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 06:32:14 [Preview] No.37847 del


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 06:32:28 [Preview] No.37848 del
Nuro has a man bun.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 06:32:36 [Preview] No.37849 del
>>37845
That is, no touchies.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 06:33:38 [Preview] No.37850 del
>>37840
>>37840
I wouldn't worry about it mate. Look up accounting at your local uni(s) and see what the entry requirements are.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 06:33:54 [Preview] No.37851 del
>>37849
I'm cooming to her right now.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 06:34:04 [Preview] No.37852 del
She has over 2000 pics on facebook that I can't access.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 06:34:09 [Preview] No.37853 del
About to have three (3) oranges and a cup of tea.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 06:34:52 [Preview] No.37854 del
>>37849
She looks nice, but wouldn't look twice at a NEET.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 06:35:07 [Preview] No.37855 del
>>37852
What about instagram?


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 06:35:40 [Preview] No.37856 del
>>37854
I am almost an expert on fermenting eggs. Do you think she will be impressed?
I will need to tell her next time we speak on Monday.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 06:35:52 [Preview] No.37857 del
>>37853
If you had brought orange pekote tea you could have saved yourself some effort.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 06:36:37 [Preview] No.37858 del
>>37856
You can try I guess. I wouldn't know, I am invisible to young women.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 06:38:44 [Preview] No.37859 del
>>37842
Oh wow he really is a Chad.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 06:39:31 [Preview] No.37860 del
Weber I found a picture of you


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 06:40:16 [Preview] No.37861 del
>>37860
Lucky you.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 06:40:21 [Preview] No.37862 del


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 06:40:48 [Preview] No.37863 del


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 06:41:42 [Preview] No.37865 del
>>37864
Poorly bantered


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 06:43:08 [Preview] No.37866 del
>>37855
I'm looking through one, it doesn't have that guy so he may be new on the scene.
There's a picture of her copy of the Philosopher's Stone.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 06:43:29 [Preview] No.37867 del


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 06:43:34 [Preview] No.37868 del
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NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 06:43:44 [Preview] No.37869 del
15 degrees today in Shitbourne, woke at 2pm like a boong today, awful rainy weather outside, going to see a car tomorrow.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 06:43:49 [Preview] No.37870 del
I need to clean my apartment, it's an absolute mess


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 06:43:55 [Preview] No.37871 del
Her myspace is restricted.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 06:44:36 [Preview] No.37872 del
>>37866
>Philosopher's Stone
When is it on tonight?


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 06:44:57 [Preview] No.37873 del
Her good reads page is just self help books, none of which have been read, they're all on her 'want to read' list.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 06:45:01 [Preview] No.37874 del
>>37871
What are you going to do about it?


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 06:45:02 [Preview] No.37875 del
>>37871
If you set up a chad looking bookface and insta you can usually add these sort of sheilas. They like validation.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 06:45:20 [Preview] No.37876 del
>>37872
Tonight is Deafly Hallows I.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 06:45:36 [Preview] No.37877 del
>>37873
lel
there are no unicorns


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 06:46:25 [Preview] No.37878 del
Need a wank


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 06:46:33 [Preview] No.37879 del
>>37869
What type of car?


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 06:46:40 [Preview] No.37880 del
>>37873
>>37877
Is Dan's catalogue in there?


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 06:46:42 [Preview] No.37881 del
I finished the subtle art of not giving a fuck book the other night.
Will start Jordan Peterson's 12 rules book when I get home tomorrow.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 06:47:12 [Preview] No.37882 del
>>37878
Have a slice of watermelon?


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 06:47:30 [Preview] No.37883 del
(1.71 MB 3082x2178 weber.png)
Weber don't ask me how I found this pic


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 06:47:56 [Preview] No.37884 del
>>37881
>Jordan Peterson
You should burn it


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 06:48:11 [Preview] No.37885 del
>>37883
that's an old 8ch pic


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 06:48:18 [Preview] No.37886 del
>>37881
>I finished the subtle art of not giving a fuck book the other night.
I am reading it slowly and I am enjoying it.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 06:48:36 [Preview] No.37887 del
>>37884
oy vey you know who else liked to burn books


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 06:48:39 [Preview] No.37888 del


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 06:48:54 [Preview] No.37889 del
>>37887
That NEET.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 06:49:05 [Preview] No.37890 del
>>37883
Weber is kettle-shaped.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 06:50:42 [Preview] No.37891 del
Might get a succulent chinese meal.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 06:51:25 [Preview] No.37892 del
I'm on her pintrest, it's just stuff to do with hair which is in a folder named 'goals' and there's another folder called 'home decor' and that has pictures of beds.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 06:51:42 [Preview] No.37893 del
>>37891
Big poos are in your future.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 06:52:17 [Preview] No.37894 del
>>37892
You should write a report on her social media.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 06:52:37 [Preview] No.37895 del
I still can't find the bloke though. I came across this guy when looking, not him but his whole thing is funny.
https://www.starnow.com.au/kevingera


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 06:53:10 [Preview] No.37896 del
>>37895
>Did shoot for an Energizer commercial but was dropped in place of a more out of shape guy to lose to the Energizer bunny


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 06:53:33 [Preview] No.37897 del
>>37857
I had six oranges, drinking the tea now.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 06:53:46 [Preview] No.37898 del
>>37895
>Accents
>>Canadian
Who is he?


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 06:54:03 [Preview] No.37899 del
>>37897
Good job!


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 06:55:16 [Preview] No.37900 del
>>37898
Some dickhead.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 06:55:29 [Preview] No.37901 del
>>37895
If you had used the gym equipment you bought you would look like that now and Claire would be all over you.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 06:56:12 [Preview] No.37902 del
>>37901
NIOW IS NOT THE FUCKISNG TIOME POSSUM


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 06:56:51 [Preview] No.37903 del
>>37902
this is a bad canadian accent


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 06:57:31 [Preview] No.37904 del
High quality discussion going on.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 06:58:00 [Preview] No.37905 del
>>37904
Shut up and check your gonads for lumps


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 06:58:26 [Preview] No.37906 del
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NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 06:59:10 [Preview] No.37907 del
Wait Weber you do know right that a NEET could probably dox you from the picture of Clair Alone given we know your name and age


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 07:00:12 [Preview] No.37908 del
>>37907
lol
It's Monaro.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 07:01:23 [Preview] No.37909 del
>>37905
Already done that today m8


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 07:01:31 [Preview] No.37910 del
>>37902
Kek, you wasted your time talking to losers on the internet and wanking. You could be cuddling up to her tonight, but like me, you are a failure. But we are both going to make it.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 07:02:10 [Preview] No.37911 del
>>37909
I would like an expert to check mine, I don't know what I am touching.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 07:02:21 [Preview] No.37913 del


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 07:02:21 [Preview] No.37912 del
Is webby still blind?


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 07:03:21 [Preview] No.37914 del
Does 10k offer special neetgen rates on his whores?


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 07:03:21 [Preview] No.37915 del
>>37911
Any lump that is bumpy or pain on the testicles themselves is when you go to the doctor.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 07:03:52 [Preview] No.37916 del
>>37910
I don't wank.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 07:03:54 [Preview] No.37917 del
>>37914
I have an outback special.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 07:04:42 [Preview] No.37918 del
>>37915
What if it's only painful sometimes?


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 07:05:12 [Preview] No.37919 del
Finished my wank


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 07:05:35 [Preview] No.37920 del
>>37907
I'm not the Claire stalker.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 07:07:44 [Preview] No.37921 del
>>37881
You should read War & Peace instead neeto


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 07:08:36 [Preview] No.37922 del
>>37879
Toyota Aurion.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 07:08:39 [Preview] No.37923 del
>>37919
What did you wank to?


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 07:08:43 [Preview] No.37924 del
I have moved on from Claire now anyway.
Now it is Ella.
https://purpleport.com/portfolio/ella%20jay/


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 07:08:44 [Preview] No.37925 del
>>37921
That isn't going to teach me anything, and still has the nice guy gets the girl trope at the end.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 07:08:50 [Preview] No.37927 del
>>37920
You have stalked many innocent young ladies though.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 07:09:35 [Preview] No.37928 del
>>37920
Clair is the sort of name I would think of when I think of a Banjo instructor, same looks too
Hence the confusion


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 07:09:42 [Preview] No.37929 del


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 07:10:15 [Preview] No.37930 del
>>37925
It will teach you that Napoleon is a hack


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 07:10:33 [Preview] No.37931 del
>>37922
Why do you keep going after these big cars. Why not a qt little hatchback?


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 07:10:42 [Preview] No.37932 del
>>37922
Good cars.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 07:11:16 [Preview] No.37933 del
>>37918
You can bring that up with your doctor. Just say "I have a pain there occasionally" and blame it on a hernia if you don't want to mention ball sack.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 07:11:24 [Preview] No.37934 del
will the site owner kick us out if we cause drama by stalking random women?


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 07:11:39 [Preview] No.37935 del
>>37928
I spent the last couple of Friday nights with her parents at a couple of gigs. They're quite nice.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 07:11:49 [Preview] No.37936 del
>>37934
Hopefully.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 07:13:00 [Preview] No.37937 del
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(7.37 MB 10114x3090 image.jpeg)
Smoky fucking day in Brissy.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 07:13:31 [Preview] No.37938 del
>>37937
Nuro are you going to show Weber the town when he visits next week?


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 07:13:46 [Preview] No.37939 del
>>37926
That says "Mrs"


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 07:15:02 [Preview] No.37940 del
>>37938
I'm pretty sure Webber hates my guts


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 07:15:38 [Preview] No.37941 del
>>37937
what are the little purple dots for?


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 07:16:20 [Preview] No.37942 del
>>37940
Weber is just saying that, he'd be happy to go drinking with you


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 07:17:50 [Preview] No.37943 del
>>37941
pretty sure it's either some sort of article popping up or he's doing it to hid his exif


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 07:18:46 [Preview] No.37944 del
>>37937
That is a good panorama.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 07:20:01 [Preview] No.37945 del
>>37941
>Purple dots

I phone 6 camera damaged by my purple 1watt laser... I use it to phone post with a hotspot. It's on IOS 9 and endchan has no problem with it... 12 and 13 on the other hand... No good


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 07:20:36 [Preview] No.37946 del
>>37944
not enough bums captured though

>>37943
I didn't think of the second option but it makes a lot of sense


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 07:20:43 [Preview] No.37947 del
>>37940
I don't hate anybody.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 07:21:14 [Preview] No.37948 del
>>37940
some neets have a lot of anger in them


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 07:21:22 [Preview] No.37949 del
>>37945
Fair enough


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 07:21:32 [Preview] No.37950 del
I could wank to the jogger on the right.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 07:22:45 [Preview] No.37951 del
>>37946
>not enough bums captured
If Nuro had caught his reflection there would have been one.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 07:23:07 [Preview] No.37952 del
>>37947
Except yourself.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 07:25:35 [Preview] No.37953 del
I'm a horny little boong.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 07:26:52 [Preview] No.37954 del
>>37953
Have a wank


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 07:26:52 [Preview] No.37955 del
>>37952
Naturally.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 07:27:10 [Preview] No.37956 del
>>37953
we know


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 07:27:34 [Preview] No.37957 del
>>37934
>>37936
The domain is registered in Portugal and siteois hosted in the Netherlands. Please do not advertise this site to randoms. I think that's how we got our Frenchie infection.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 07:29:37 [Preview] No.37958 del
>>37957
>Portugal


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 07:29:39 [Preview] No.37959 del
Looks like he found the magic cave


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 07:30:12 [Preview] No.37960 del
>>37957
>Netherlands


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 07:32:00 [Preview] No.37961 del
Going to heat up one of my pizzas soon.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 07:32:46 [Preview] No.37962 del
>>37961
Have the Godfather.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 07:34:06 [Preview] No.37963 del
>>37962
Alrighty.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 07:43:15 [Preview] No.37964 del
>>37958
>>37960
Yes those are places.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 07:45:12 [Preview] No.37965 del
>>37959
>magic cave
>>37964


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 07:46:20 [Preview] No.37966 del
>>37952
and Monaro, fuck him


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 07:48:08 [Preview] No.37967 del
>>37964
>places


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 07:48:22 [Preview] No.37968 del
>>37966
Fuck who ?


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 07:48:51 [Preview] No.37969 del
>>37926
Nah, that's not her.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 07:50:08 [Preview] No.37970 del
>>37940
He secretly loves you.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 07:51:10 [Preview] No.37971 del
>>37914
I only have the one still, rumours of my whore stable are mere NEETfoolery and speculation.
And no you don't get a discount.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 07:51:56 [Preview] No.37972 del
Having some rice with my secret neet curry recipe.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 07:52:08 [Preview] No.37973 del
>>37959
Quality pic.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 07:52:11 [Preview] No.37974 del
>>37970
Webers weeping wanks need nuro now


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 07:52:44 [Preview] No.37975 del
>>37971
Did you ever get the garlic bread feet pics? They might bring back that other neets lost foot fetish.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 07:53:56 [Preview] No.37976 del
>>37972
What's the recipe?


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 07:54:37 [Preview] No.37977 del
>>37975
I keep forgetting sorry, remind me tomorrow evening if I'm on.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 07:55:10 [Preview] No.37978 del
>>37976
The secret ingidient is NEET juice


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 07:56:55 [Preview] No.37979 del
>>37978
What's the recipe?


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 07:58:05 [Preview] No.37981 del
I'm an Alabama nigger.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 07:58:40 [Preview] No.37982 del
Finished wank #2


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 07:59:05 [Preview] No.37983 del
>>37978
Almost, it has cumin in it.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 08:00:17 [Preview] No.37984 del


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 08:00:22 [Preview] No.37985 del
>>37981
https://youtube.com/watch?v=2w1R5lMqbVA [Embed]


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 08:00:54 [Preview] No.37986 del
How much do you think it would cost to have a plumber connect up a sink in my backyard? There is no connection there currently.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 08:01:00 [Preview] No.37987 del
>>37967
Just who are you quoting?


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 08:01:15 [Preview] No.37988 del
(36.70 KB 642x372 pigeossum.png)


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 08:01:24 [Preview] No.37989 del
>>37986
Do you have the plumbing?


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 08:01:46 [Preview] No.37990 del
>>37987
>whomforthsowidth art thou quotesting ?


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 08:02:52 [Preview] No.37991 del
>>37988
Can we please have more handy hints?


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 08:02:54 [Preview] No.37992 del
>>37987
>quoting


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 08:04:13 [Preview] No.37994 del
>>37992
I REALLY WANT TO KNOW


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 08:05:08 [Preview] No.37995 del
>>37994
>KNOW


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 08:06:02 [Preview] No.37996 del


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 08:06:33 [Preview] No.37997 del
Final pano from Nuro. I'm pretty Goonefen +Plussed. This one was taken on the 2x optical on my iPhone 8 with stabilisation.

I'm gonna head into town and get 2 burritos and some vodka. Nuro out...


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 08:06:55 [Preview] No.37998 del
>>37996
Eunuch


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 08:07:37 [Preview] No.37999 del
>>37996
they'll need to trench from the house out to wherever the sink is erected. not a massive hole, but a bit of work.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 08:07:55 [Preview] No.38000 del
>>37994
>REALLY


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 08:08:16 [Preview] No.38001 del
>>37997
>posted from my iPhone 8
>MY IPHONE
>NURO , ME , MY IPHONE


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 08:10:00 [Preview] No.38002 del


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 08:10:31 [Preview] No.38003 del
>>38001
You better believe it mate


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 08:10:37 [Preview] No.38004 del
>>38001
>iPhone 8


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 08:11:57 [Preview] No.38005 del
I Just tried to post it twice... it seems the apple image quality is too much for endchan ...


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 08:13:12 [Preview] No.38006 del
>>38005
>apple
>quality


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 08:16:19 [Preview] No.38007 del
Nuro you should see that accident as a blessing to get more codeine.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 08:17:04 [Preview] No.38008 del
>>37997
beautiful.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 08:26:49 [Preview] No.38009 del
I want a cheap laptop with decent battery life but I don't care about performance. Where should I go? I'm open to something second hand like an old business laptop.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 08:27:38 [Preview] No.38010 del
>>38009
>waits til Nuro leaves before asking


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 08:29:08 [Preview] No.38011 del
>>38010
You caught me.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 08:37:02 [Preview] No.38012 del
Still watching this lady.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=uvC9NY6fel0 [Embed]


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 08:44:24 [Preview] No.38014 del
>>38013
What are you using it for?


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 08:52:02 [Preview] No.38015 del
>>38014
Uni stuff like word processing, reading pdfs, watching lectures. Doesn't need to be powerful at all.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 08:57:13 [Preview] No.38016 del
Powerful wank


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 08:57:58 [Preview] No.38017 del
Wanked revelation


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 08:58:55 [Preview] No.38018 del
Gonna have a 5pm whisky because tfw


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 09:00:33 [Preview] No.38019 del
>>38015
I'd still get something a little more powerful. Depends on your preferences and the software you use.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 09:01:11 [Preview] No.38020 del
>>38018
it is 731pm


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 09:02:18 [Preview] No.38021 del
Real music.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=QEV_SEN8C3E [Embed]


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 09:03:11 [Preview] No.38022 del
Sexy wank


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 09:03:48 [Preview] No.38023 del
>>38020
It's 7:03PM


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 09:05:04 [Preview] No.38024 del
>>38021
Elvis was a homo.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 09:05:31 [Preview] No.38025 del
>>38024
he died doing a poo


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 09:05:54 [Preview] No.38026 del
>>38020
Only in your heathen fucking eastern states


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 09:06:10 [Preview] No.38027 del
>>38019
I only use lightweight linux distros.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 09:06:14 [Preview] No.38028 del
>>38025
He died wanking a poo


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 09:06:29 [Preview] No.38029 del
(100.63 KB 600x340 MichaelBoong.jpg)


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 09:06:43 [Preview] No.38030 del
>>38026
it's 806 in eastern states


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 09:07:40 [Preview] No.38031 del
>>38030
That's even worse !!!


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 09:08:12 [Preview] No.38032 del
>>38027
Get it then.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 09:08:28 [Preview] No.38033 del
>>38030
7:08PM


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 09:09:46 [Preview] No.38034 del
>>38009
get a wankpad like all the cool neets, I think you can even put the big batteries in them to last extra long


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 09:09:58 [Preview] No.38035 del
It is now 5:09 and I just realised I haven't poured that whisky
brb


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 09:10:18 [Preview] No.38036 del
>>38030
only for those neets that changed over to the wagie DST, us smart stay at home neets didn't change over


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 09:10:26 [Preview] No.38037 del
>>37988
nasty nefarious neets


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 09:11:29 [Preview] No.38038 del
7:41 in Radelaide.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 09:12:06 [Preview] No.38039 del
>>38038
not anymore


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 09:12:23 [Preview] No.38040 del
postie neet getting gang gaped


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 09:13:27 [Preview] No.38041 del
>>38038
7:13PM


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 09:13:44 [Preview] No.38042 del
>>38040
Did the boongs get bored with nuro ?


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 09:14:23 [Preview] No.38043 del
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mmmm whisky


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 09:15:05 [Preview] No.38044 del
>>38042
Postie neet is more knowledgeable on audio.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 09:16:05 [Preview] No.38045 del
>>38043
No alcohol tastes as good as a nice refreshing cup of cold water


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 09:16:18 [Preview] No.38046 del
>>38044
I'll have to hear a recording of his abo bike related gang rape before I decide that


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 09:17:32 [Preview] No.38047 del
>>38045
Sort of agree, On a hot day after work cold water is truly godly.
When you have a hot horrible day of the soul then whisky is best


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 09:17:47 [Preview] No.38048 del
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>>38040
saw a lot of the postie bike riders on their variety club funraiser on friday while I was out and about with my support worker


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 09:19:30 [Preview] No.38049 del
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>>38045
water does have other uses


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 09:20:05 [Preview] No.38050 del
>>37931
I don't like hatchbacks, I'd like something with a little bit of power to it, so I want something with a 6 cylinder engine.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 09:20:18 [Preview] No.38051 del
>>38043
You cutie.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 09:21:11 [Preview] No.38052 del
>>38051
Bugger off poofta
You're not getting my NEET juices


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 09:22:00 [Preview] No.38053 del
>>38052
such hateful rhetoric


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 09:22:17 [Preview] No.38054 del
Time for wank #3


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 09:22:42 [Preview] No.38055 del
>>38053
Some time with rapeDad will sort him out.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 09:23:16 [Preview] No.38056 del
>>38053
If he doesn't want to bugger off then he shouldn't be a poofta


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 09:23:21 [Preview] No.38057 del
>>38052
I'll bugger off with the whisky.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 09:24:32 [Preview] No.38058 del
>>38056
Very well bantered.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 09:27:45 [Preview] No.38059 del
I always wonder why rapeDad and consentMum got together
It was never going to work out


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 09:28:45 [Preview] No.38060 del
>>38049
What a waste


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 09:29:12 [Preview] No.38061 del
>>38059
ConsentDad wanted to watch


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 09:29:36 [Preview] No.38062 del
>>38060
You object to the hydration of young ladies ?
such hateful rhetoric


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 09:30:29 [Preview] No.38063 del
>>38061
rapeMum was always round at NKs house


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 09:30:48 [Preview] No.38064 del
Who will rape the rapeDad?


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 09:31:36 [Preview] No.38065 del
>>38062
If they are dehydrated they will suck like they mean it


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 09:32:02 [Preview] No.38066 del
Homoerotic NEETs


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 09:33:06 [Preview] No.38067 del
>>38066
Cruisey and Possum ?


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 09:33:16 [Preview] No.38068 del
>>38065
Valid point


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 09:33:28 [Preview] No.38069 del


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 09:33:30 [Preview] No.38070 del
>>38066
baseless slander


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 09:33:54 [Preview] No.38071 del
Finished my wank


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 09:34:33 [Preview] No.38072 del
>>38071
That was 11 minutes
Well done m8


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 09:34:55 [Preview] No.38073 del
Nape-on-nape action


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 09:35:35 [Preview] No.38074 del
>>38073
Hot, sensual


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 09:35:49 [Preview] No.38075 del
>>38065
If they are dehydrated they will have dry mouths


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 09:36:01 [Preview] No.38076 del
>>38071
>Finished


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 09:36:13 [Preview] No.38077 del


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 09:36:30 [Preview] No.38078 del
I hate women.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 09:36:55 [Preview] No.38079 del
I am going to bed.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 09:37:03 [Preview] No.38080 del
>>38078
Vile post


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 09:37:14 [Preview] No.38081 del
>>38078
No you don't.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 09:37:30 [Preview] No.38082 del
>>38078
only the Frenchie ones


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 09:37:34 [Preview] No.38083 del


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 09:37:43 [Preview] No.38084 del
>>38079
Good neet.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 09:38:15 [Preview] No.38085 del
I hate the Frenchie but I love Frenchie women. Very conflicted.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 09:39:10 [Preview] No.38086 del
>>38085
Frenchie women have really nice penises


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 09:39:40 [Preview] No.38087 del


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 09:40:25 [Preview] No.38088 del
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>>38078
Not nice boong women I hope


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 09:40:38 [Preview] No.38089 del
Don't care about sport, don't care about bushfires. Stopped watching TV years ago. Don't really care about this country any more. Feel like a stranger here now.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 09:41:05 [Preview] No.38090 del
>>38079
Good night.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 09:41:36 [Preview] No.38091 del
>>38088
The one on the rights boobs have fallen off


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 09:41:48 [Preview] No.38092 del
>>38071
ok coomer


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 09:41:56 [Preview] No.38093 del
>>38089
What do you care about?


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 09:41:56 [Preview] No.38094 del


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 09:42:59 [Preview] No.38095 del
>>38093
Nothing. I'm stuck in a pit of misery.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 09:43:01 [Preview] No.38096 del
>>38093
I don't care about ideology,race,colour creed or roots.
The one thing I care about is DR MARTENS BOOTS


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 09:43:22 [Preview] No.38097 del
>>38095
A common story these days.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 09:43:40 [Preview] No.38098 del
Fucking internet is shit.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 09:43:56 [Preview] No.38099 del
>>38096
With red laces?


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 09:43:57 [Preview] No.38100 del
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>>38089
you should move to Russia, they have some nice qt's in the army


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 09:44:10 [Preview] No.38101 del
>>38048
I was invited to ride in that. A neighbor is one of the mechanics for charity postie rides like it. But I was seeing him that day to let him now I was becoming HomelessNEET..
I've ridden most of that route.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 09:44:30 [Preview] No.38102 del
>>38094
You cared about me getting close to you. That's something to add to the list.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 09:45:58 [Preview] No.38103 del
(14.45 KB 480x360 hqdefault[1].jpg)


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 09:47:14 [Preview] No.38104 del
>>38089
I care about Bushfires if they're near where my parents live
>tfw my family evacuated during Black Saturday though luckily the firemen just stopped the fire from getting into town


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 09:47:17 [Preview] No.38105 del
>>38100
Isn't that one of the russki whores we swapped for nuro ?
She had a wooden leg and syphilis


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 09:48:44 [Preview] No.38106 del
>tfw no qt polish wife


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 09:48:53 [Preview] No.38107 del
>>38100
fuck off jew


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 09:49:27 [Preview] No.38108 del
>>38106
polish wives are shiny


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 09:50:03 [Preview] No.38109 del
>>38106
I went to TAFE with a qt polish girl but decided not to pursue the wife angle because she was somehow 25 years older than she looked. They're like white chinks.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 09:51:03 [Preview] No.38110 del
>>38101
I probably would've knocked the invite back. I'm a charity case already, and nearly everyone on them are CUBs whose daily is a Harley and will be going "OH MY GOD I'M RIDING A POSTIE!!!!" like is something violating the laws of physics.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 09:56:07 [Preview] No.38111 del
>>38108
Moderately bantered.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 09:56:48 [Preview] No.38112 del
(558.00 KB 1199x792 jew.jpeg)
>>38107
Don't be like that sweetie


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 09:58:46 [Preview] No.38113 del
Is it tranny politics o'clock time ?


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 09:59:15 [Preview] No.38114 del
Gape


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 09:59:20 [Preview] No.38115 del
>>38112
nah jews should fuck off
They stole my fucking land
UNNA


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 09:59:58 [Preview] No.38116 del
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>>38115
Or did they ?


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 10:00:22 [Preview] No.38117 del
>>38114
Had a fantastic grape?


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 10:01:05 [Preview] No.38118 del
>>38113
Post a bulge pic and let us decide


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 10:01:35 [Preview] No.38119 del
>>38118
No chance sweaty


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 10:02:09 [Preview] No.38120 del
>>38116
Are they NK's great great grand parents?


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 10:02:57 [Preview] No.38121 del
>>38120
Yeah, that's his granny on the left


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 10:04:00 [Preview] No.38122 del
>>38121
kek, she's got a bit of facial hair


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 10:04:42 [Preview] No.38123 del
>>38100
I wouldn't mind a redhead Russian waifu.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 10:06:40 [Preview] No.38124 del
>>38116
yes, that pic might have you think that the two races are the same but it instead refers to the worlds struggle between the Boongs and jews


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 10:07:02 [Preview] No.38125 del
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Goodnight NEETs


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 10:07:33 [Preview] No.38126 del
(730.24 KB 616x500 evilBlazer.png)


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 10:07:39 [Preview] No.38127 del
>>38124
Circumcision Wars


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 10:07:56 [Preview] No.38128 del
>>38125
ai aye aye


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 10:09:08 [Preview] No.38129 del
>>38125
boobnight m8


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 10:09:15 [Preview] No.38130 del
>>38125
Gook night. Another ugly one.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 10:09:38 [Preview] No.38131 del
Fuckin bong'd


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 10:10:23 [Preview] No.38132 del
>>38131
you boong


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 10:10:34 [Preview] No.38133 del
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>>38124
Huh, well ... the commies hate the boongs and I've heard the jews run the commies ...


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 10:10:34 [Preview] No.38134 del
>>38125
Good night. Here's a yummy Yumi for you.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 10:12:35 [Preview] No.38135 del
>>38125
>>38134
Good night and sleep well.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 10:12:38 [Preview] No.38136 del
>>38132
white dog ay


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 10:13:33 [Preview] No.38137 del
>>38135
I'm not going to bed.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 10:14:58 [Preview] No.38139 del
>>38125
night m8


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 10:15:36 [Preview] No.38140 del
>>38138
Get back to reddit.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 10:16:01 [Preview] No.38141 del
>>38137
Then you are charged with unlawful gook posting and malicious (you) misappropriation


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 10:16:30 [Preview] No.38142 del
>>38140
Suck my cock you filthy little boong licker


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 10:16:53 [Preview] No.38143 del
>>38140
Get back to china Chink


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 10:17:51 [Preview] No.38144 del
>>38141
You are the one at fault for having such poor NEET lore that you didn't understand the proper dynamics of a yummy yumi goodnight post.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 10:17:54 [Preview] No.38145 del
>vpn says sydney
>endchan says china
Kek


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 10:19:06 [Preview] No.38146 del
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>comes from 4chan
>tries to mock reddit


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 10:19:57 [Preview] No.38147 del
>>38144
I don't bother with NEETlore from this shitty board.
Real NEETlore stopped when 8chan died.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 10:20:14 [Preview] No.38148 del
>>38146
Actually we're super cool hatechanners


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 10:20:50 [Preview] No.38149 del
reddit = 4chan = instagram = facebook


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 10:23:28 [Preview] No.38150 del
>>38148
Goddamn, you burn me real good sonny joe jimbob


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 10:23:57 [Preview] No.38151 del
>>38141
>>38144
>>38147
I was yummy Yumi posting in 8chan just before it died.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 10:25:45 [Preview] No.38152 del
Seroquel and rum down the hatch


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 10:26:24 [Preview] No.38153 del
ah


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 10:31:12 [Preview] No.38154 del
On the night that 8ch died, I posted a picture of me about to massage the kitty, it's probably lost forever now


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 10:33:25 [Preview] No.38155 del
I holed my nice jumper by putting it into the regular wash.
I took it to mummybot so she could mend it.
I hope she does a good job, she has arthritis in her fingers.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 10:34:13 [Preview] No.38156 del
She might end up making the gape of the jumper worse


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 10:34:33 [Preview] No.38157 del
Big NEET gape


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 10:37:54 [Preview] No.38158 del


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 10:38:56 [Preview] No.38159 del


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 10:40:17 [Preview] No.38160 del
>>38147
This is probably true.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 10:41:55 [Preview] No.38161 del
>>38152
excellent combination neet


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 10:42:34 [Preview] No.38162 del
>>38154
I wasn't there the moment it died, a few hours later it allowed a couple posts to go through.
A NEET and myself said good night to one another.
Then the board was over.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 10:42:42 [Preview] No.38163 del
>>38154
It's for the best I think, let the past stay there


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 10:45:45 [Preview] No.38164 del
I wonder if future NEET historians will view us as doomed posters trying in vain to keep a dead thing alive


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 10:48:50 [Preview] No.38165 del
It is dead.
>connection failed


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 10:49:00 [Preview] No.38166 del
>>38164
nah historians will see us for the origins of the intense NasBoong movement that swept Australia in the 2030s and 2040s


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 10:49:09 [Preview] No.38167 del
>>38154
I saved it.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 10:50:29 [Preview] No.38168 del
Nighty night neets.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 10:50:39 [Preview] No.38169 del


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 10:51:44 [Preview] No.38170 del
>>38164
History will forget we ever existed


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 10:52:23 [Preview] No.38171 del
>>38168
Night chinese person


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 10:52:30 [Preview] No.38172 del


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 10:53:37 [Preview] No.38173 del
>>38170
Stereotypical depressive nonsense.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 10:53:37 [Preview] No.38174 del
>>38168
good night Uni Student


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 10:55:52 [Preview] No.38175 del
>>38173
You're in a good mood.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 10:56:04 [Preview] No.38176 del
>>38170
not if we create our own country


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 11:03:06 [Preview] No.38177 del
Fark the little cunt next door is playing doof. How do you get a new ford ranger when your 21 anyway?


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 11:09:46 [Preview] No.38178 del
>>38177
it's probably the work's ute


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 11:15:46 [Preview] No.38179 del
>>38176
the white fella will eventually take it and our history with it


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 11:16:49 [Preview] No.38180 del
Wanked gape


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 11:20:12 [Preview] No.38181 del
>tfw depressed


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 11:20:57 [Preview] No.38182 del
>>38181
iktf

what are you up to tonight, neet?


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 11:24:37 [Preview] No.38183 del
>>38182
Lying in bed in a rum and seroquel stupor


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 11:26:12 [Preview] No.38184 del
>>38179
Nah dog, we'll call ourself Jews and say it's a holocaust if they try, that's the white dogs weakness


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 12:08:46 [Preview] No.38185 del
Good night cuntos.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 12:13:29 [Preview] No.38186 del
I must rape.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 12:13:47 [Preview] No.38187 del
I must rape.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 12:21:07 [Preview] No.38188 del


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 12:23:27 [Preview] No.38189 del
>>38188
no means yes


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 12:52:53 [Preview] No.38190 del
Can't sleep yet, have pigged out too much on dindins.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 16:22:44 [Preview] No.38191 del
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>>37525
>>38134
>>38146
>>38125
>>38112
Happy 11/9/2019 neets.
Remember 9/11/2012 and 9/11/2001.
Do you believe in coincidences?
Nsfw


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 19:04:45 [Preview] No.38192 del
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 19:05:39 [Preview] No.38193 del
>>38191
That day was yesterday. Today is 10/11/2019.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 19:33:24 [Preview] No.38194 del
>>38192
Good Morning.
>>38191
Howdy Pal.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 19:36:39 [Preview] No.38195 del
>>38191
What are you on about seppo?
didnt you hear? Israel did 9/11


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 19:38:57 [Preview] No.38196 del


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 21:06:57 [Preview] No.38197 del
>>38191
>>38192
>>38194
>>38196
Morning neets. De-dexifying here. Feeling sleepy, but some of my old personality is starting to re-emerge.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 21:11:01 [Preview] No.38198 del
>>38197
Good morning. What toxins were in you?


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 21:14:51 [Preview] No.38199 del
>>38197
>De-dexifying
Oh, I read it as detoxifying. I thought the dexies were a miracle cure? What bad effects do they have on a NEET?


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 21:15:43 [Preview] No.38200 del
Thinking of installing another network interface card in my PC so i can have multiple IP's on the same PC.
Then i can give one computer away to a povo matey.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 21:20:43 [Preview] No.38201 del
>>38197
>some of my old personality is starting to re-emerge.
All that quoting posting last night?


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 21:22:44 [Preview] No.38202 del
>37718
>38191
>38192
>38194

Gooon Moaning

>>38197
how long was the binge ?

>>38199
the bad efffects are from not taking them

>>38200
>multiple ip on one PC
for what purpose

im rather chuffed i scored an asus laptop with an i7 and 16gb of ram yesterday for free. It seems windows 10 totally broke the bluetooth sound and touchpad on it.....lol lol


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 21:25:42 [Preview] No.38203 del
>>38202
Goon morning, you left out a lot of (You)s


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 21:29:02 [Preview] No.38204 del
>>38203
yes i can barely see the screen my vision is all blurry


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 21:31:14 [Preview] No.38205 del
>>38204
>my vision is all blurry
Hairy palms too ?


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 21:34:59 [Preview] No.38206 del
>>38202
one IP for legitimate citizen browsing.
one IP for shitposting


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 21:49:31 [Preview] No.38207 del
>>38202
>how long was the binge ?
...four and a half years and it's ain't over yet


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 21:49:54 [Preview] No.38208 del
>>38205
caffeinated now. screen is all clear

>>38206
dont forget to make a flag !


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 21:59:40 [Preview] No.38209 del
Sluts.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 22:04:09 [Preview] No.38210 del


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 22:09:08 [Preview] No.38211 del
Dang, The Network card is ancient and does not support win10. now i have to buy one for ten bucks. Hope it works


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 22:11:26 [Preview] No.38212 del
>>38211
Why do you need to cards? You can put multiple IPs on one NIC and configure static routes upstream.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 22:18:02 [Preview] No.38213 del
>>38209
Thank you.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 22:19:43 [Preview] No.38214 del
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>does not support win10
its just amazing how much hardware incompatibility there is with win 10

the user experience is dogshit... i plugged my linux mint live stick into the new ASUS laptop and 30 seconds later everything just werked

i had to make a special uefi bootable stick for win 10 wait 15 minutes for it to install download over a gigabyte of fucking drivers fuck around with for 2 hours later and still got no sound or bluetooth or usb 3.0

what in the fucking actual fuck


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 22:30:19 [Preview] No.38215 del


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 22:35:27 [Preview] No.38216 del
>>38212
Oh like on my router? I'll look into it anyway i bought one of ebay already


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 22:37:10 [Preview] No.38217 del
>>38215
Good morning my friend.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 22:39:50 [Preview] No.38218 del
I went out early and dug over my garden beds. I think I will plant my seedlings on Tuesday.

I think the seedlings I thought were capsicums are actually eggplants. I don't think I have any capsicums at all. I don't know what the thing I thought was an eggplant is. Maybe a zucchini. And maybe the ones I thought were zucchini are actually rockmelons.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 22:40:47 [Preview] No.38219 del
>>38217
Good morning.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 22:41:26 [Preview] No.38220 del
>>38218
Good morning. What are you going to do with the zucchini?


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 22:43:18 [Preview] No.38221 del
Came back from Victor.
Stupid fucking Edinburgh air show is on this weekend and fucking cunts have parked on both sides of my street. Had to do a three point turn to get into my own fucking driveway.
Very tempted to start throwing handfuls of tec screws around their tyres.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 22:43:25 [Preview] No.38222 del
There is a good quality copy of Joker out, but it has hardcoded Korean subs. I think I will wait for a clean torrent. I will be patient.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 22:44:19 [Preview] No.38223 del
>>38222
he doesn't even look korean


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 22:44:42 [Preview] No.38224 del
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NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 22:45:09 [Preview] No.38225 del
>>38222
Learn Korean.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 22:45:20 [Preview] No.38226 del
>>38221
Are they parked illegally?


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 22:46:08 [Preview] No.38227 del
>>38220
The most suitably shaped zucchini will be used as marital aids (I'm not married). The rest will be cooked various ways and eaten over time.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 22:47:25 [Preview] No.38228 del
>>38226
It would appear it is not illegal to park across a driveway on the other side of the road, if that makes sense.
They're all parked down both sides of the street bumper to bumper, leaving a very small gap to drive through if you have a wide car.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 22:47:39 [Preview] No.38229 del
>>38227
Zucchini juice enema.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 22:48:00 [Preview] No.38230 del
>>38221
Is it on again today?
I have a headache and those cunts were loud as fuck.
Dad is coming down to take Nan to it today, which means they'll probably want to call in. The place is a pig sty and I just can't be fucked.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 22:48:45 [Preview] No.38231 del
>>38222
I'm going to wait too.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 22:48:50 [Preview] No.38232 del
>>38230
Yes, it is.
I was at Victor yesterday, so I didn't hear it, but Friday afternoon they were doing practise and it was loud.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 22:49:18 [Preview] No.38233 del
>>38228
We used to have that problem where I lived growing up. There was a whack-job church round the corner and on Sundays they would be parked up both sides of the street and we would be lucky if they didn't have their noses across our driveway too.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 22:50:05 [Preview] No.38234 del
>>38230
Nan likes air shows? Good on her.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 22:50:33 [Preview] No.38235 del
>>38228
The son of the bloke across the street does that across the street to me, he does it because his dad can get in the car easier. I need to dodge his car at least three times a week.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 22:51:03 [Preview] No.38236 del
>>38233
If anything parks over the driveway I'll get it towed.
If I come back from the shops and somebody has parked in my driveway, I'll be locking them in and clamping their wheels. $10k to release it.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 22:51:23 [Preview] No.38237 del
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>>38230
imagine hating on an air show


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 22:51:47 [Preview] No.38238 del
>>38232
I missed it on Friday but I didn't get home til after 7.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 22:53:07 [Preview] No.38239 del
>>38237
Try imagining living with that shit.
What does it cost tax payers for them to put Hornets up these days? Million bucks an hour or something still?


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 22:53:44 [Preview] No.38240 del
>>38234
She probably just mentioned it and Dad took it as she wants to go.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 22:54:00 [Preview] No.38241 del
>>38236
Good fuck them.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 22:54:05 [Preview] No.38242 del
Going to do a poo


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 22:54:57 [Preview] No.38243 del
Going to heat up my loaded pepperoni pizza.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 22:55:11 [Preview] No.38244 del
>>38237
You can see them every week or something anyway. They don't need to make a big circus for it.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 22:55:33 [Preview] No.38245 del
Going to hell.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 22:56:03 [Preview] No.38246 del
>>38218
Did you ever get around to asking that other community on the internet to help you identify the different plants?


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 22:56:28 [Preview] No.38247 del
I feel like I'm hung over, I had two milo's yesterday.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 22:57:49 [Preview] No.38248 del
>>38246
Yes I posted on /out/ but didn't get any responses.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 22:58:38 [Preview] No.38249 del


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 22:59:25 [Preview] No.38250 del
>>38245
>iktf


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 23:00:26 [Preview] No.38251 del
>>38245
Sobriety Syndrome?


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 23:00:44 [Preview] No.38252 del


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 23:02:00 [Preview] No.38253 del


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 23:02:59 [Preview] No.38254 del
I want an Oriental hooker to eat my fat ass while she cries about the direction her life went.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 23:03:56 [Preview] No.38255 del
>>38243
Pizza for breakfast! You got the lyfe NEET


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 23:09:48 [Preview] No.38256 del
>>38254
Could you live stream it?


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 23:10:32 [Preview] No.38257 del
>>38254
she shouldn't talk with her mouth full


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 23:15:37 [Preview] No.38258 del
>>38243
>Going to heat up my loaded pepperoni pizza.

Quintessentially Nuro.... i just had a few slices of pepperoni pizza with camembert cheese left over from last night... nom nom


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 23:16:32 [Preview] No.38259 del
>>38258
>Quintessentially Nuro
Fuck off and die. I don't want to be compared to you.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 23:16:50 [Preview] No.38260 del
I installed firefox running palemoon with my VPN add on, also chrome with no vpn.
two ip addresses from one PC.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 23:17:11 [Preview] No.38261 del
>>38257
Well bantered.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 23:17:37 [Preview] No.38262 del
>>38260
what's the goal?


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 23:20:46 [Preview] No.38263 del


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 23:22:25 [Preview] No.38264 del
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>>38259
i have been posting loaded pepperonis for as long as i have been here ya bum


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 23:22:58 [Preview] No.38265 del
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>>38262
compartmentalise my legit browsing from my darkweb and /pol/ use.
currently using two pc's to do that. now i can offload one PC. slowly getting to where i want to be with my network and PC knowledge.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 23:23:23 [Preview] No.38266 del
>>38264
Looks dry.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 23:26:30 [Preview] No.38267 del
>>38264
Looks damp


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 23:27:16 [Preview] No.38268 del
>>38265
i hope you don't mean 4/pol/


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 23:28:37 [Preview] No.38269 del
>>38265
>/pol/
Lmao.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 23:28:54 [Preview] No.38270 del
>>38268
not with a VPN. I browse /k/ because seppo bang bang culture is kek city


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 23:29:50 [Preview] No.38271 del
>>38265
err you think the glowies dont know its all comming from the same isp connection ?

i have 100gb of optus 4g, a burner vodaphone 4g sim, shitty ADSL at home, And plenty of free wifi in the area even though im not doing anything shady


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 23:31:25 [Preview] No.38272 del
>>38268
i hope he doesnt mean /leftypol/

>>38269
lol !


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 23:31:39 [Preview] No.38273 del
>>38218
Maybe one of them will be a secret tomato seed and you'll become the new neet druglord


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 23:32:15 [Preview] No.38274 del
>>38271
How get burner phone in AUS?
i thought you needed to hand over your details for any new phone number..


tampermonkey not working on firefox...


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 23:32:26 [Preview] No.38275 del
>>38271
>ADSL


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 23:35:28 [Preview] No.38276 del
>>38274
Claire will still recognise your voice.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 23:36:40 [Preview] No.38277 del
Having an orange for breakfast


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 23:38:35 [Preview] No.38278 del
dollchan working, tampermonkey disabled


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 23:38:38 [Preview] No.38279 del
>>38274
deepweb maybe
nlack market


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 23:38:57 [Preview] No.38280 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=hv-ODnbbP7U [Embed]
I love this.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 23:44:50 [Preview] No.38281 del
>>38275
>ADSL
Asymmetric Digital Subscriber Line


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 23:45:12 [Preview] No.38282 del
>>38277
Good work.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 23:45:39 [Preview] No.38283 del
>>38282
Not him but I am going to have some oranges and a cuppa for morning tea.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 23:46:11 [Preview] No.38284 del
>>38282
I appreciate your support


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 23:46:40 [Preview] No.38285 del
Neighbour is screaming at some airshow people. Can't get his caravan out.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 23:46:41 [Preview] No.38286 del
Oranges make my mouth feel funny. It is the acid. Pineapple is worse. I don't like eating acidic things.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 23:47:01 [Preview] No.38287 del
>>38280
Romantic.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 23:47:31 [Preview] No.38288 del
>>38283
>>38284
This healthier living is a good choice for NEETs.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 23:47:33 [Preview] No.38289 del
>>38274
i got it a long time ago and it gradfathered into the new network

>>38275
> ADSL
its shit and it not mine... im pulling 7meg a sec off my 4g LTE and it costs me 40 a month


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 23:48:19 [Preview] No.38290 del
We should have a competition for 2020, seeing who can be the healthiest neet.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 23:48:22 [Preview] No.38291 del
>>38285
Why would he try on a day with all those people around? I would do it at the crack of dawn perhaps earlier or not try at all.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 23:48:42 [Preview] No.38292 del
>>38286
Take some vitamin C tablets.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 23:48:47 [Preview] No.38293 del
>>38290
I basically have 6 monhts to get my life in order before 40.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 23:49:12 [Preview] No.38294 del
>>38291
Granddaughter's birthday at Morgan or something.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 23:49:27 [Preview] No.38295 del
>>38285
lol this situation will esculate quickly, record it

>>38286
>I don't like eating acidic things
imagine if your stomach was acid


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 23:49:44 [Preview] No.38296 del
>>38286
I always wondered why some people hate pineapple so much but the acid thing makes a lot of sense.

>>38290
The romantic in me hopes a former Nurgle neet can win it


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 23:49:59 [Preview] No.38297 del
>>38294
Plus he's one of those boomers who stands in his front yard and abuses hoon drivers and the like. Some kind of hobby.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 23:51:01 [Preview] No.38298 del
>>38279
yeah zeronet.
anything free speech.
pirate content.
got an encrypted hard drive agenda too.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 23:51:59 [Preview] No.38299 del
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>>38290
>seeing who can be the healthiest neet.
well i guess some of you can try and beat me .....


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 23:53:21 [Preview] No.38300 del
>>38298
how much zero net you seeding ? whats the size of your temp folder ?


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 23:53:33 [Preview] No.38301 del
>>38299
mental health also counts


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 23:54:17 [Preview] No.38302 del
>>38295
>imagine what the acid in your coke is doing to your stomach
always kek when jannie comes out with that.
no idea about carcinogenic coloring


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 23:55:17 [Preview] No.38303 del
>>38301
Well bantered.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 23:55:37 [Preview] No.38304 del
>>38300
you know i havent been on for a while because of busy wage.
it was 50 mb if i recall
plus its a ghost town.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 23:57:17 [Preview] No.38305 del
I have had to stop weighing myself it was becoming too depressing.


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 23:58:07 [Preview] No.38306 del
>>38299
Would any neets not taking way too much paracetamol and alcohol all at once please step up?


NEET 11/09/2019 (Sat) 23:59:41 [Preview] No.38307 del


NEET 11/10/2019 (Sun) 00:02:32 [Preview] No.38308 del
>>38293
What do you want to achieve before 40?


NEET 11/10/2019 (Sun) 00:02:59 [Preview] No.38309 del
>>38301
>mental health also counts
so everyone here is disqualified... nice

>>38304
zero is good idea, but the user experience is just too laggy

>>38306
i dont take any paracetamol i filter all that out


NEET 11/10/2019 (Sun) 00:04:36 [Preview] No.38310 del
>>38297
That sucks. Did they notify you in the mail that this event was happening before it happened?


NEET 11/10/2019 (Sun) 00:05:06 [Preview] No.38311 del
>>38310
Nope.


NEET 11/10/2019 (Sun) 00:05:44 [Preview] No.38312 del
>>38308
I'd at least like to get my weight back to a normal range before then.
I can't see my social situation improving by then though.


NEET 11/10/2019 (Sun) 00:06:56 [Preview] No.38313 del
>>38309
and i believe you nuro.


NEET 11/10/2019 (Sun) 00:07:00 [Preview] No.38314 del
>>38311
In NSW in my area, you receive notifications in the mail about everything. If it is related to roadworks at night or some shitty council project. Closer to Sydney they also notify residents about upcoming events and implement parking alternatives for residents if it a several day event.


NEET 11/10/2019 (Sun) 00:08:53 [Preview] No.38315 del
>>38305
I also stopped at some point because my scale broke not because of my weight, it was just old and shit I swear and that was all the excuse I needed. I have been meaning to get a new one, should do that today.


NEET 11/10/2019 (Sun) 00:08:55 [Preview] No.38316 del
>>38312
What kind of dieting are you going to use? I do not like this fasting business that is mentioned.
Have you tried any prepared food services like Lite n Easy? Although expensive, their portion sizes are nice and the food isn't too bad compared to some frozen meals you can buy at the supermarket.


NEET 11/10/2019 (Sun) 00:20:19 [Preview] No.38317 del
I need to get this off my chest I think the neighbors solar installers may have seen me wanking when they installed their solar panels. I remember hearing voices but could not find where the sound came from as I never looked up at their roof.


NEET 11/10/2019 (Sun) 00:22:15 [Preview] No.38318 del
>>38317
You're ExhibitionistNEET now


NEET 11/10/2019 (Sun) 00:24:14 [Preview] No.38319 del
>>38318
It only dawned upon me when I looked out the window and noticed their solar panels. I remember the installers being their but I did not pay any attention to them. I just don't know...


NEET 11/10/2019 (Sun) 00:24:21 [Preview] No.38320 del
>>38317
Wait was it you, the fat fuck moaning like an abo getting fisted by tony but with a huge fucking cock I saw when putting up some panels at some cunt's house
You should keep doing that moaning it's pretty funny


NEET 11/10/2019 (Sun) 00:25:17 [Preview] No.38321 del
>>38317
those poor bastards. just trying to earn a wage...


NEET 11/10/2019 (Sun) 00:26:40 [Preview] No.38322 del
>>38271
mate you buy semi legal opioids as well as weed, tell me that isn't slightly shady


NEET 11/10/2019 (Sun) 00:27:10 [Preview] No.38323 del
>>38321
what if they were impressed with his bulge


NEET 11/10/2019 (Sun) 00:28:35 [Preview] No.38324 del
Just woke up feeling depressed


NEET 11/10/2019 (Sun) 00:28:47 [Preview] No.38325 del
>>38321
When you're doing the same job every day seeing someone have a wank at least brings something new into the workweek


NEET 11/10/2019 (Sun) 00:29:06 [Preview] No.38326 del
>>38324
Have a wank with the curtains closed


NEET 11/10/2019 (Sun) 00:35:05 [Preview] No.38327 del
>has burner electronics, vpns etc to try and hide his identity
>posts photos with gps coordinates
What a boong.


NEET 11/10/2019 (Sun) 00:37:28 [Preview] No.38328 del
I got lots of uni work done yesterday but I have no motivation today.


NEET 11/10/2019 (Sun) 00:37:34 [Preview] No.38329 del


NEET 11/10/2019 (Sun) 00:38:36 [Preview] No.38330 del
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>>38322
>mate you buy semi legal opioids
no i dont i have a legal legit prescription
> as well as weed,
nope havent smoked for months
>tell me that isn't slightly shady
im not shady im a legal healthy neet people here are just mad


NEET 11/10/2019 (Sun) 00:40:06 [Preview] No.38331 del
>>38327
oh noze you know what beach i went to

FAG


NEET 11/10/2019 (Sun) 00:42:22 [Preview] No.38332 del
>>38329
one day im gonna start spoofing my exif data and have a merry old time with you lot


NEET 11/10/2019 (Sun) 00:42:49 [Preview] No.38333 del
Reminder that nuro doesn't know who rapeneet is.


NEET 11/10/2019 (Sun) 00:43:30 [Preview] No.38334 del
>>38330
Well I mean it's not really legit given that had the practices of your doctor got exposed he'd be fucked on conspiring with a patient to give him drugs he arguably doesn't need


NEET 11/10/2019 (Sun) 00:44:25 [Preview] No.38335 del
>>38332
I'm still going to do a poo in your pool.


NEET 11/10/2019 (Sun) 00:44:48 [Preview] No.38336 del
>>38332
you should make places on google maps like "Cruisey's nape" and exif spoof to there


NEET 11/10/2019 (Sun) 00:45:39 [Preview] No.38337 del
>>38333
That's because NK only lets NEETs know who he is by non-consensually holding them, and no one wants to touch rebecca


NEET 11/10/2019 (Sun) 00:47:04 [Preview] No.38338 del
>>38334
> doctor
> conspiring
> drugs he arguably doesn't need

thats lots of assumptions there mate that are incorrect


NEET 11/10/2019 (Sun) 00:47:23 [Preview] No.38339 del
>>38335
i dont even use it


NEET 11/10/2019 (Sun) 00:48:39 [Preview] No.38340 del
>>38338
Just because you have delusions doesn't mean you need the pills mate


NEET 11/10/2019 (Sun) 00:50:21 [Preview] No.38341 del
>>38340
i have a painful dental condition at the moment so go fuck yourself


NEET 11/10/2019 (Sun) 00:51:40 [Preview] No.38342 del
>>38341
Do you still live with your parents, nuro?


NEET 11/10/2019 (Sun) 00:52:17 [Preview] No.38343 del
>>38342
i moved out in 2012


NEET 11/10/2019 (Sun) 00:54:50 [Preview] No.38344 del
>>38293
You're the same age I was when I first became PostieNEET..
imho, "getting life in order" is mostly being able to keep control and having a path forward when your non-comfy life is disrupted. I become homeless tomorrow, and I'm old and impossible to find share/rental accommodation in a convenient timeframe (took 5 months to find the place here). So i've made it so I can be itinerant (and traveling) without getting myself into a derro situation. And I can look forward to **hugging* an old girlfriend's brains out.


NEET 11/10/2019 (Sun) 00:55:54 [Preview] No.38345 del
>>38297
Good on him, fuck them all.


NEET 11/10/2019 (Sun) 00:59:42 [Preview] No.38346 del
>>38341
same, I don't take drugs though


NEET 11/10/2019 (Sun) 01:01:49 [Preview] No.38347 del
>>38289
>7meg a sec


NEET 11/10/2019 (Sun) 01:03:14 [Preview] No.38348 del
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>>38346
well la di da

>>38347
> ?


NEET 11/10/2019 (Sun) 01:05:02 [Preview] No.38349 del
>>38320
>You should keep doing that moaning it's pretty funny
No unfortunately.


NEET 11/10/2019 (Sun) 01:05:57 [Preview] No.38350 del
>>38337
>NK
Seems you don't either./


NEET 11/10/2019 (Sun) 01:06:18 [Preview] No.38351 del
>>38328
Take it slow. You need to have a break at one point.


NEET 11/10/2019 (Sun) 01:06:25 [Preview] No.38352 del
>>38336
No one is allowed to spoof on my nape.


NEET 11/10/2019 (Sun) 01:07:06 [Preview] No.38353 del
>>38344
Would you want to have an Adelaide neetup?


NEET 11/10/2019 (Sun) 01:07:44 [Preview] No.38354 del
>>38351
Exam is on the 12th, I will have a break and some G&T after that.


NEET 11/10/2019 (Sun) 01:07:45 [Preview] No.38355 del
>>38352
>spoof
lol, haven't seen that work in a long time


NEET 11/10/2019 (Sun) 01:08:36 [Preview] No.38356 del
>>38355
Age can do that.


NEET 11/10/2019 (Sun) 01:08:54 [Preview] No.38357 del
>>38344
>without getting myself into a derro situation.

dude your gonna homeless and living and camping around on a pushie...

what exactly is your definition of derro ?


NEET 11/10/2019 (Sun) 01:10:31 [Preview] No.38358 del
Wanked gape


NEET 11/10/2019 (Sun) 01:10:59 [Preview] No.38359 del
>>38353
hell no. I'm like twice the age of most here.
I'll try to post the occassional update of the cycling trip when I can, although free wifi is a PITA to access outback--if it is available, all the bandwidth will be used up by teenboongs watching hiphop videos on Youtube, and the actual wifi access points are these bogus "Networking the Nation" routers that were supplied by a tender, and don't work with a lot of chipsets.


NEET 11/10/2019 (Sun) 01:11:27 [Preview] No.38360 del
>>38354
My exam is also on the 12th


NEET 11/10/2019 (Sun) 01:11:53 [Preview] No.38361 del
Did you know koala's don't actually have to eat gum leaves. They get addicted to them as infants as when they are in the pouch they eat the mum's poo which is just eucalyptus.
This gets them addicted to them.
They also don't drink water and only get water from the leaves but the leaves they prefer are the ones with less water as those ones have a chemical in them which lowers body temperature.
If you get a little koala, like while it's still a pink thing with no fur and feed it regular vegetation, they will be fine and won't get addicted to gum leaves.


NEET 11/10/2019 (Sun) 01:13:17 [Preview] No.38362 del
>>38316
I am just doing a keto diet at the moment. Apart from making sure I am getting at least 250g of protein in each day (1 gram per pound of bodyweight), the rest of the meals are just meat and salad.


NEET 11/10/2019 (Sun) 01:14:05 [Preview] No.38363 del
>>38344
>having a path forward when your non-comfy life is disrupte
So true. Good luck on the house search.


NEET 11/10/2019 (Sun) 01:14:46 [Preview] No.38364 del
>>38361
nah mate Koalas are basically the average Australian personified


NEET 11/10/2019 (Sun) 01:14:49 [Preview] No.38365 del
>>38356
Well bantered.


NEET 11/10/2019 (Sun) 01:15:46 [Preview] No.38366 del
>>38359
>hell no
You could have let us down a bit more gently.


NEET 11/10/2019 (Sun) 01:16:46 [Preview] No.38367 del
>>38362
I have heard that these diets do work when your changing the food you eat instead of not eating at all. Good luck.


NEET 11/10/2019 (Sun) 01:18:47 [Preview] No.38368 del
>>38367
Thank you.
Rage is a hell of a motivator in the gym, which is how I got back to 100kg squats so quickly. That also put an end to the fasting.


NEET 11/10/2019 (Sun) 01:19:43 [Preview] No.38369 del
>>38366
sorrs


NEET 11/10/2019 (Sun) 01:22:25 [Preview] No.38370 del
>>38367
Or you can just eat less, near the start of the year I would have 1 packet of noodles with 1 egg for dinner and lost a lot of weight


NEET 11/10/2019 (Sun) 01:23:58 [Preview] No.38371 del
>>38370
lost a lot of muscle mass too I would wager


NEET 11/10/2019 (Sun) 01:24:55 [Preview] No.38372 del
>>38370
As long as you don't go on binges, which would apply for the diets as well. I believe that portion controlled meals is more sustainable in the longer term.


NEET 11/10/2019 (Sun) 01:25:57 [Preview] No.38373 del
>>38359
>hell no. I'm like twice the age of most here.
iktf


NEET 11/10/2019 (Sun) 01:27:57 [Preview] No.38374 del
>>38361
I'd rather have a cute cuddly Possum as a pet, I would let him sleep at the bottom of my bed


NEET 11/10/2019 (Sun) 01:29:30 [Preview] No.38375 del
>>38357
You're being rude again, but I'll answer your question-- derros are permanently in situations they can't make better. What I'm doing is really identical to any other cyclist-adventurer, and I'm free to move into anywhere I feel like after I'm done with it.


NEET 11/10/2019 (Sun) 01:31:36 [Preview] No.38376 del
Do you NEETs ever find yourself typing up posts and then deleting them, but enjoy the process of reflection it provides?


NEET 11/10/2019 (Sun) 01:31:41 [Preview] No.38377 del
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>>38375
>cyclist-adventurer


NEET 11/10/2019 (Sun) 01:31:59 [Preview] No.38378 del
I bought the wrong cologne at the shop. Accidentally got the 'night' version. Wondered why it was $10 more than the advertised price, but didn't say anything. I'll have to get the one I want tomorrow at a different store.


NEET 11/10/2019 (Sun) 01:32:03 [Preview] No.38379 del
>>38376
I wank mostly


NEET 11/10/2019 (Sun) 01:32:34 [Preview] No.38380 del
>>38378
What was the name of the cologne?


NEET 11/10/2019 (Sun) 01:33:17 [Preview] No.38381 del
>>38380
Legend by Mont Blanc


NEET 11/10/2019 (Sun) 01:33:19 [Preview] No.38382 del
>>38375
Ignore him.


NEET 11/10/2019 (Sun) 01:33:45 [Preview] No.38383 del
>>38378
What's the difference between day and night?


NEET 11/10/2019 (Sun) 01:34:41 [Preview] No.38384 del
>>38383
Day scents tend to be a bit lighter and brighter if that makes sense.


NEET 11/10/2019 (Sun) 01:35:08 [Preview] No.38385 del
>>38384
I thought it might be something like that but wasn't sure. Thank you.


NEET 11/10/2019 (Sun) 01:35:32 [Preview] No.38386 del
>>38382
I usually do, but I made it an opportunity to give advice to other neets.


NEET 11/10/2019 (Sun) 01:36:15 [Preview] No.38387 del
>>38376
>Do you NEETs ever find yourself typing up posts and then deleting them
all the time


NEET 11/10/2019 (Sun) 01:36:50 [Preview] No.38388 del
>>38374
You would end up sleeping on the floor.