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NEET General #403 - Pepes For Days Edition NEET 09/11/2021 (Sat) 08:35:33 [Preview] No. 407270
Will the demand for new Pepes outstrip supply such that there are no new Pepes?

OLD: >>406245


NEET 09/11/2021 (Sat) 08:45:05 [Preview] No.407273 del
How does he do it?


NEET 09/11/2021 (Sat) 08:47:29 [Preview] No.407277 del
How?


NEET 09/11/2021 (Sat) 08:50:01 [Preview] No.407279 del
>tfw severely covered in curry


NEET 09/11/2021 (Sat) 09:03:06 [Preview] No.407291 del
got stuck in the old thread


NEET 09/11/2021 (Sat) 09:03:33 [Preview] No.407292 del
>>407291
Happens to us all m8


NEET 09/11/2021 (Sat) 09:03:46 [Preview] No.407293 del
>>407291
It's good you made it here.


NEET 09/11/2021 (Sat) 09:03:53 [Preview] No.407294 del
Installing Railway Empire.


NEET 09/11/2021 (Sat) 09:07:12 [Preview] No.407295 del
>>407294
>Wombo Simulator


NEET 09/11/2021 (Sat) 09:12:02 [Preview] No.407296 del
I'm gonna collect nuro's bathwater, bottle it, and sell it as le o'dour de bàsed perfume for men. Will be available in value packs alongside used coffee enema aftershave.


NEET 09/11/2021 (Sat) 09:12:15 [Preview] No.407297 del
>>407295
I'm going to make the base in Pt Augusta.


NEET 09/11/2021 (Sat) 09:12:19 [Preview] No.407298 del
>>407279
Shut up 10k


NEET 09/11/2021 (Sat) 09:13:28 [Preview] No.407299 del
>>407294
This looks interesting.


NEET 09/11/2021 (Sat) 09:13:52 [Preview] No.407300 del
>>407296
How much, asking for a mate?


NEET 09/11/2021 (Sat) 09:15:03 [Preview] No.407301 del
off to watch boardshorts
later potatos


NEET 09/11/2021 (Sat) 09:18:55 [Preview] No.407302 del
Saw a bunch of NEETs from bad homes today.
One was off his tits, one was dacking weed, one drank wine and passed out, one did his shopping and went home.


NEET 09/11/2021 (Sat) 09:30:17 [Preview] No.407303 del
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NEET 09/11/2021 (Sat) 09:33:49 [Preview] No.407304 del
>>407301
Good night NEET. Sleep tight.


NEET 09/11/2021 (Sat) 09:34:41 [Preview] No.407305 del
>>407302
The ones drinking and using drugs are fine. They are calm. It's when they are in withdrawal and looking for a fix, you have to be careful then.


NEET 09/11/2021 (Sat) 09:35:21 [Preview] No.407306 del
>>407303
Gooners are suffering.


NEET 09/11/2021 (Sat) 09:37:42 [Preview] No.407307 del
>>407272
Planned on just having them with sauerkraut. Seen some recipes where you boil them in beer until cooked then chuck on the grill for some char flaour.


NEET 09/11/2021 (Sat) 09:40:01 [Preview] No.407308 del
>>406890
>I often boil mine in a mix of star anise, tea leaves, water and soya sauce
How much of those flavours actually permeate through the shell?


NEET 09/11/2021 (Sat) 09:41:48 [Preview] No.407309 del
>https://games.slashdot.org/story/21/09/10/221234/china-bans-all-new-video-games
Chinks are banning vidya. Have video games been an overall negative or positive influence on your life, neets?


NEET 09/11/2021 (Sat) 09:43:44 [Preview] No.407310 del
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>>407124
What's it to you? Are you FBI, Feckin Boil Investigation? But anyway, since you arsed it's somewhat better than a week ago when it was the size of a ping-pong ball. Was supposed to go back to the GP yesterday for a reevaluation but was too hungover so cancelled the appointment.


NEET 09/11/2021 (Sat) 09:45:54 [Preview] No.407311 del
>>407309
They've been okay. Good time wasters.


NEET 09/11/2021 (Sat) 09:46:13 [Preview] No.407312 del


NEET 09/11/2021 (Sat) 09:47:24 [Preview] No.407313 del
>>407310
If you don't get it get cut out/clean up right, it might come back. Be careful.


NEET 09/11/2021 (Sat) 09:49:18 [Preview] No.407314 del
>>407310
Your arse is looking better neet (no homo)


NEET 09/11/2021 (Sat) 09:50:25 [Preview] No.407315 del
>>407303
I support these NEETs from bad homes.
The state premiers have become tyrants, Covid is no excuse for them to disregard the rule of law.


NEET 09/11/2021 (Sat) 09:50:27 [Preview] No.407316 del
Think I'll watch a 9/11 doco in bed till I pass out


NEET 09/11/2021 (Sat) 09:51:21 [Preview] No.407317 del
>>407316
Good night NEET. Sleep tight.


NEET 09/11/2021 (Sat) 09:51:40 [Preview] No.407318 del


NEET 09/11/2021 (Sat) 09:53:55 [Preview] No.407319 del
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NEET 09/11/2021 (Sat) 09:59:01 [Preview] No.407320 del
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NEET 09/11/2021 (Sat) 10:00:05 [Preview] No.407321 del
>>407313
This is the 3rdor 4thtime it's come back in the past ~5 yrs. Probably some sort of cancer.


NEET 09/11/2021 (Sat) 10:03:08 [Preview] No.407322 del
>>407321
Cysts won't go away unless the sack and everything is cut out. But they won't typically treat them until it has settled down a bit like it has. Ask about minor surgery to cut it out.


NEET 09/11/2021 (Sat) 10:03:44 [Preview] No.407323 del
>>407319
Very happy duckos.


NEET 09/11/2021 (Sat) 10:06:41 [Preview] No.407324 del
Yeah nah fark it, a 9/11 doco sounds very depressing . Garn watch some Steve Wallis instead.


NEET 09/11/2021 (Sat) 10:08:41 [Preview] No.407325 del
My phone is flat, so you'll just have to imagine it.
Aldi Supreme Pizza
100 gm of Aldi Ham
Aldi Balsamic Glaze
3 slices of Aldi Gordam Cheese cut up into squares and forming a chess board grid across the pizza.
I put half a cup of Aldi Apple Cider Vinegar over it somewhere there.
And slices of Aldi Strawberries over half of it.
Sliced


NEET 09/11/2021 (Sat) 10:09:03 [Preview] No.407326 del


NEET 09/11/2021 (Sat) 10:10:17 [Preview] No.407327 del
>>407320
That's in a scene in Zelig, by Woody Allen.
That is on my list of good movie selection.
Zelig
Love and Death
Burn After Reading
Carnage
Deconstructing Harry


NEET 09/11/2021 (Sat) 10:11:39 [Preview] No.407328 del
No one to boong with.
Just heard some cool kids drive past and heard a woo hoo by a suspectedly pretty woman.


NEET 09/11/2021 (Sat) 10:12:20 [Preview] No.407329 del
>>407325
Sounds very nice.


NEET 09/11/2021 (Sat) 10:14:22 [Preview] No.407330 del
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>>407328
>suspectedly pretty woman.
All boong women are hot neet.


NEET 09/11/2021 (Sat) 10:14:44 [Preview] No.407331 del
>>407328
Sounds very nice


NEET 09/11/2021 (Sat) 10:16:26 [Preview] No.407332 del
(1.85 MB 1488x4430 craig kelly uap.jpg)


NEET 09/11/2021 (Sat) 10:18:23 [Preview] No.407333 del
>>407328
One day, the neet van will happen, and you can spend saturday night driving around with a bunch of obese, fragrant autists eating maccas in the van all night until you feel sick.


NEET 09/11/2021 (Sat) 10:20:25 [Preview] No.407334 del
>>407325
Lovely.


NEET 09/11/2021 (Sat) 10:24:28 [Preview] No.407335 del
>>407332
Who made this?


NEET 09/11/2021 (Sat) 10:28:54 [Preview] No.407336 del
Sleep deprivation is getting me good. Uber pajeets still haven't paid me my refund that I requested. Wonder if it'll ever even go through.
Might head to bed and watch a 9/11 doco like that other neet. Changed the sheets today after way too long, especially after last nights tossing and turning and squirming in pain they were particularly unkempt and sweaty.
Might be time I made this a weekly or bi-weekly habit, sleep hygiene is legit.


NEET 09/11/2021 (Sat) 10:33:30 [Preview] No.407337 del
>>407336
It took a month for Menulog a while back when restaurant couldn't make me the pudding. Shits fucked.


NEET 09/11/2021 (Sat) 10:33:44 [Preview] No.407338 del
>>407336
Don't neets who go to bed before 9 find themselves waking up at 4 in the morning? I'm sleepy too, but I've got to manage to stay up another hour.


NEET 09/11/2021 (Sat) 10:35:25 [Preview] No.407339 del
>>407336
You should change your sheets at least once a week.


NEET 09/11/2021 (Sat) 10:36:08 [Preview] No.407340 del
Watching security presentations. Women are annoyingly dumb when it comes to technical things.


NEET 09/11/2021 (Sat) 10:36:36 [Preview] No.407341 del
>>407338
I slept maybe 3 hours last night, hoping I should wake up at 6 the earliest tomorrow. I'll try and sleep at 10ish.


NEET 09/11/2021 (Sat) 10:46:10 [Preview] No.407342 del
>>407340
Skip them!


NEET 09/11/2021 (Sat) 11:04:34 [Preview] No.407343 del


NEET 09/11/2021 (Sat) 11:20:32 [Preview] No.407344 del
>>407342
Already doing that. Might just be better to write a plugin that identifies anyone who declares their pronouns as she/her, and filter them


NEET 09/11/2021 (Sat) 11:25:59 [Preview] No.407345 del
>>407344
Add they/them as well.


NEET 09/11/2021 (Sat) 11:26:15 [Preview] No.407346 del
Good night NEETs. Sleep tight.


NEET 09/11/2021 (Sat) 11:29:55 [Preview] No.407347 del
>>407346
nighty night neet
>>407345
I don't actually know that trannies are that dumb, it's just female dullness I want to avoid


NEET 09/11/2021 (Sat) 12:03:25 [Preview] No.407348 del
>>407346
Get back up.


NEET 09/11/2021 (Sat) 12:11:12 [Preview] No.407349 del
watched a few episodes of boardshorts
time for bed
night


NEET 09/11/2021 (Sat) 20:10:58 [Preview] No.407350 del
Morning neeties. 20th anniversary of 9/11. Wonder if we'll see any commemerotive attacks by muslims to mark the occasion.


NEET 09/11/2021 (Sat) 20:14:16 [Preview] No.407351 del
Dammit, the neets who went to bed at 8:30 should be up by now. Get up you fat unemployed slackers.


NEET 09/11/2021 (Sat) 21:07:42 [Preview] No.407352 del
>>407312
Reminds me of my relative's place in the gong. Always super paranoid about burglars. All the gates had big padlocks They'd fucking love this.


NEET 09/11/2021 (Sat) 21:38:11 [Preview] No.407355 del


NEET 09/11/2021 (Sat) 21:45:09 [Preview] No.407356 del
might be naughty today


NEET 09/11/2021 (Sat) 21:53:12 [Preview] No.407358 del
Nuro took both Matrix pills at once and woke up at Logan McDonalds, stuck in the children's slide.


NEET 09/11/2021 (Sat) 21:54:08 [Preview] No.407359 del
covid is like ww2, 2021 is 1943, covid is the nazis and the japanese, the vaccine is the ghurkhas, ivermectin is the portugue-


NEET 09/11/2021 (Sat) 21:58:45 [Preview] No.407360 del
>>407347
Thank you.

>>407348
I slept for a while then did.

>>407349
Sleep tight.

>>407356
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

>>407358
kek

>>407350
>>407351
>>407355
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 09/11/2021 (Sat) 22:01:35 [Preview] No.407361 del
>Is the world's best beer alcohol free? 0% ABV stout becomes the most decorated beer in history as it picks up SEVENTH title at World Beer Awards
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/food/article-9977817/Alcohol-free-beer-decorate-history.html


NEET 09/11/2021 (Sat) 22:06:43 [Preview] No.407362 del
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NEET 09/11/2021 (Sat) 22:10:07 [Preview] No.407364 del
>>407362
Imagine having your progeny raised by lefty lezzos


NEET 09/11/2021 (Sat) 22:12:33 [Preview] No.407365 del
>>407363
Sounds like a proper waste of money.


NEET 09/11/2021 (Sat) 22:15:22 [Preview] No.407366 del
>>407364
Max's future employees.


NEET 09/11/2021 (Sat) 22:18:07 [Preview] No.407367 del
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NEET 09/11/2021 (Sat) 22:19:26 [Preview] No.407368 del


NEET 09/11/2021 (Sat) 22:21:26 [Preview] No.407369 del
>>407367
Good morning NEET. I hope Webby Co is successful.


NEET 09/11/2021 (Sat) 22:24:28 [Preview] No.407370 del
>>407369
I need to play the tutorial a few more times.
I was too gooned and wasn't reading what it was saying.


NEET 09/11/2021 (Sat) 22:31:51 [Preview] No.407371 del
Might violate my 5 km limit again today


NEET 09/11/2021 (Sat) 22:33:16 [Preview] No.407372 del
>>407371
For a big shop?


NEET 09/11/2021 (Sat) 22:33:27 [Preview] No.407373 del
>>407371
violate me daddy uwu


NEET 09/11/2021 (Sat) 22:37:29 [Preview] No.407374 del
>>407372
Just for a nice little walk in a park. Getting sick of my regular parks.


NEET 09/11/2021 (Sat) 22:37:46 [Preview] No.407375 del
I hope Bunnings has some snags ready at 9am.


NEET 09/11/2021 (Sat) 22:38:13 [Preview] No.407376 del
>>407374
find one with a suitable pond for pushing that girl into


NEET 09/11/2021 (Sat) 22:40:23 [Preview] No.407377 del
>>407376
Will she turn into a mallard?


NEET 09/11/2021 (Sat) 22:42:10 [Preview] No.407378 del
>>407377
unlikely


NEET 09/11/2021 (Sat) 22:45:48 [Preview] No.407379 del
Good Morning Neets


NEET 09/11/2021 (Sat) 22:47:30 [Preview] No.407381 del
>>407375
I had to wait 10 minutes for their eftpos thing to work yesterday.
They gave me the snags to eat while waiting.


NEET 09/11/2021 (Sat) 22:48:13 [Preview] No.407382 del
>>407381
I think I have a $5 note and a few coins lying about.


NEET 09/11/2021 (Sat) 22:53:44 [Preview] No.407383 del
>>407379
Morning. On 9/11 howard stern went on radio and said we need to bomb muslim kids because otherwise they're just going to grow up to be terrorists. He was right


NEET 09/11/2021 (Sat) 22:53:55 [Preview] No.407384 del
>>407379
Good morning Nuro.


NEET 09/11/2021 (Sat) 22:59:26 [Preview] No.407385 del
Mrangins
2 nights sober. Despite the sleep deprivation it took me hours of tossing and turning last night, still don't feel particularly rested etiher.
Time to face the day


NEET 09/11/2021 (Sat) 23:00:49 [Preview] No.407386 del
>>407385
Good morning NEET. Sunday is a day of rest so hopefully that might help you tonight.


NEET 09/11/2021 (Sat) 23:34:37 [Preview] No.407387 del
>>407379
Hi Nuro.


NEET 09/11/2021 (Sat) 23:35:31 [Preview] No.407388 del
Just weighed myself at 104kg
I've lost 7kg since the last time I weighed myself, not sure how.


NEET 09/11/2021 (Sat) 23:37:48 [Preview] No.407389 del
>>407388
>not sure how.
>>407385
>2 nights sober


NEET 09/11/2021 (Sat) 23:39:21 [Preview] No.407390 del
>>407388
Well done NEET. You must be doing something right.


NEET 09/11/2021 (Sat) 23:51:52 [Preview] No.407391 del
Keep thinking about chocolate


NEET 09/11/2021 (Sat) 23:57:14 [Preview] No.407392 del
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NEET 09/11/2021 (Sat) 23:59:44 [Preview] No.407393 del
>>407391
Anything in particular?
I like the flakes.

>>407392
Flavourtown. After such a intense meal what are your plans for the day?


NEET 09/12/2021 (Sun) 00:01:52 [Preview] No.407394 del
>>407392
I thought you were gonna fuck those jalapenos off.


NEET 09/12/2021 (Sun) 00:04:38 [Preview] No.407395 del
>>407392
How do you eat these? With a knife and fork or just with your hands like a barbarian?


NEET 09/12/2021 (Sun) 00:06:08 [Preview] No.407396 del
>>407395
Nuro is too based to actually eat his flavortowns. Nuro subsists exclusively off Inforwars supplements.


NEET 09/12/2021 (Sun) 00:10:36 [Preview] No.407397 del
Might have a nap


NEET 09/12/2021 (Sun) 00:18:20 [Preview] No.407398 del
Might have a choof


NEET 09/12/2021 (Sun) 00:19:50 [Preview] No.407399 del
Morning bros.


NEET 09/12/2021 (Sun) 00:20:57 [Preview] No.407400 del
>>407399
Sup baby


NEET 09/12/2021 (Sun) 00:29:48 [Preview] No.407401 del
>>407393
>plans
not sure i need a solid day of rest to catch up, waging riding and tax takes its toll, gotta be carefull or im more fucked on monday than friday

>>407394
those are my standard friehburg jalepinos and deli roasted capsicun, i did fuck the new ones off they were shit

>>407395
hash browns by hand, meat with a knife

>>407396
customs sieze most of them

>>407397
same

>>407398
i seriously need some choof

>>407399
marn'


NEET 09/12/2021 (Sun) 00:31:41 [Preview] No.407402 del
>>407401
>a knife
No fork?


NEET 09/12/2021 (Sun) 00:38:01 [Preview] No.407404 del
>>407399
Good morning NEET.


NEET 09/12/2021 (Sun) 00:38:07 [Preview] No.407405 del


NEET 09/12/2021 (Sun) 00:44:39 [Preview] No.407406 del
Nuro cut his tongue with a bowie knife when he was eating his meat and didnt notice the blood because he cooks it so rare once.


NEET 09/12/2021 (Sun) 00:46:05 [Preview] No.407407 del
>>407406
That's why he now cooks it dry.


NEET 09/12/2021 (Sun) 00:47:53 [Preview] No.407408 del
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Woke up from a dream I was back with this chick I had a brief fling with many years ago. There was a lot of hand holding and other lovey shit. Now I'm all alone in this rundown hovel surrounded by empty booze bottles.


NEET 09/12/2021 (Sun) 00:51:10 [Preview] No.407410 del
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>>407408
Dont run out of refreshments when you're lonely, NEET. There's noting worse than paying too much for your single mans necessities.


NEET 09/12/2021 (Sun) 00:51:22 [Preview] No.407411 del
>>407407
it was rare today


NEET 09/12/2021 (Sun) 00:57:42 [Preview] No.407412 del
was going to whipper snipper the front lawn, but it's about to piss down
might get drunk instead


NEET 09/12/2021 (Sun) 01:04:23 [Preview] No.407413 del
PNG going to deliver some booze soon


NEET 09/12/2021 (Sun) 01:09:31 [Preview] No.407414 del
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Yesterday's HJ binge has left the building!


NEET 09/12/2021 (Sun) 01:11:26 [Preview] No.407415 del
>>407412
It's funny weather. That was the second down pour and it's sort of sunny again.


NEET 09/12/2021 (Sun) 01:12:34 [Preview] No.407416 del
Just noticed those fucking Woolworths cunts sent me chicken wings yesterday that expired at midnight yesterday.
How can anybody use their delivery service for a week's worth of groceries when half the shit they send is going to be at expiration the day it is delivered?


NEET 09/12/2021 (Sun) 01:12:57 [Preview] No.407417 del
>>407414
Well bantered.


NEET 09/12/2021 (Sun) 01:13:04 [Preview] No.407418 del
>>407415
yeah, either way, I'm not flicking wet grass and weeds everywhere


NEET 09/12/2021 (Sun) 01:19:17 [Preview] No.407419 del
>>407416
Greek corner store tier jewing


NEET 09/12/2021 (Sun) 01:20:14 [Preview] No.407420 del
Bahn mi brunch has been consoomed.
Removing one of the 3 monitors mounted to my desk.


NEET 09/12/2021 (Sun) 01:20:44 [Preview] No.407421 del
>>407419
They're reviewing my complaint and will be issuing a refund.
Never again will I use their delivery service.


NEET 09/12/2021 (Sun) 01:32:55 [Preview] No.407422 del
>>407420
Based du ma


NEET 09/12/2021 (Sun) 01:35:05 [Preview] No.407423 del
>>407393
Flakes used to be my favourite choc by far. But I was thinking more of plain milk chocolate cadbury or whittakers. Maybe some nestle, but I haven't seen plain nestle chocolate in a long time.


NEET 09/12/2021 (Sun) 01:35:16 [Preview] No.407424 del
>>407416
Those wings 'expired' the day the chicken was slaughtered. Grow a pair why don't ya


NEET 09/12/2021 (Sun) 01:36:43 [Preview] No.407425 del
>>407423
It's been years since I've had a Crunchie.


NEET 09/12/2021 (Sun) 01:38:41 [Preview] No.407426 del
We need a banner pic of something nuro-ish with the caption 'if only you knew how based things really were'. Maybe of an eager anus undergoing a coffee enema.


NEET 09/12/2021 (Sun) 01:40:00 [Preview] No.407427 del
>>407416
the store pickers have directions to use the older stock

same thing with milk


NEET 09/12/2021 (Sun) 01:41:06 [Preview] No.407428 del
>>407423
>plain milk chocolate cadbury
Very sugary.

>whittakers
Less sugar and I didn't mind it.

>plain nestle chocolate
True. It reminded me of this flavoured one can be binged
https://www.woolworths.com.au/shop/productdetails/330355/nestle-aero-peppermint

When I have a real craving for chocolate I like lindt darker chocolate products. Otherwise I binge on aero bars.


NEET 09/12/2021 (Sun) 01:41:26 [Preview] No.407429 del
>>407423
i too loves flakes must be an 80s thing

twists get an honorable mention so do polywaffles and cherry ripes


NEET 09/12/2021 (Sun) 01:41:45 [Preview] No.407430 del
>>407424
I don't think he's a fan of salmonella.


NEET 09/12/2021 (Sun) 01:43:27 [Preview] No.407432 del
>>407426
Write it on your arse.


NEET 09/12/2021 (Sun) 01:44:00 [Preview] No.407433 del
Nuro used to wear a white sports coat with white slacks and a white fedora when he was seducing thots once.


NEET 09/12/2021 (Sun) 01:44:33 [Preview] No.407434 del
>>407431
I remember reading on one of the twirl packets that twirls were original made from left over flakes.


NEET 09/12/2021 (Sun) 01:45:55 [Preview] No.407435 del
>>407434
It's the chocolate that cadbury rejects that makes flakes the best.


NEET 09/12/2021 (Sun) 01:46:07 [Preview] No.407436 del
>>407434
Twirls are flakes after they have been transfected into super chocolate by mRNA technology


NEET 09/12/2021 (Sun) 01:47:23 [Preview] No.407437 del
Wanna lie around with my neet bro's getting gooned and listening to the audiobook of hp lovecraft's 'At the Mountains of Madness'. But the rest of you are too much philistine bogans to appreciate real culture.


NEET 09/12/2021 (Sun) 01:49:11 [Preview] No.407438 del
>>407433
accurate. this was before the coffee enemas thank god


NEET 09/12/2021 (Sun) 01:50:04 [Preview] No.407439 del
>>407434
if you think about it practicly every new chocolate bar is using remains from the main production line


NEET 09/12/2021 (Sun) 01:54:53 [Preview] No.407441 del
>>407440
>evander holyfield
Isn't this guy a senior citizen or something by now?


NEET 09/12/2021 (Sun) 01:55:10 [Preview] No.407442 del
>>407435
I don't mind alternating between flakes and twirls. Both nice chocolates. I think the smaller individual packets of 12 provide the best values/satisfaction.

>>407436
Spooky.

>>407437
>At the Mountains of Madness
You should enjoy it.

>>407439
Probably, there are those warns for cross contamination.


NEET 09/12/2021 (Sun) 01:57:47 [Preview] No.407443 del
>>407433
With a pink carnation for when he was on the town.


NEET 09/12/2021 (Sun) 01:58:08 [Preview] No.407444 del
>>407438
HAHA Well bantered.


NEET 09/12/2021 (Sun) 01:59:50 [Preview] No.407445 del
>>407441
what a show.... its kino


NEET 09/12/2021 (Sun) 02:06:26 [Preview] No.407446 del
>>407416
Just realised my celery sticks had a use by date of two days ago, the morning I picked them up. Reeeeeee!


NEET 09/12/2021 (Sun) 02:11:06 [Preview] No.407447 del
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Remainder of my pork stirfry that I did with Ayam mongolian lamb sauce with heaps of garlic and chilli that I'm having for Lunch.


NEET 09/12/2021 (Sun) 02:12:32 [Preview] No.407448 del
shiet fight was over quick


NEET 09/12/2021 (Sun) 02:13:49 [Preview] No.407449 del
>>407446
If they have gone droopy just stick em in a glass of water and they will firm up again.


NEET 09/12/2021 (Sun) 02:15:28 [Preview] No.407450 del
TKO ripped


NEET 09/12/2021 (Sun) 02:28:40 [Preview] No.407451 del
big shids


NEET 09/12/2021 (Sun) 02:39:47 [Preview] No.407452 del
>>407446
Too much food spoilage among the NEETs.


NEET 09/12/2021 (Sun) 02:40:30 [Preview] No.407453 del
>>407447
Looking good, wouldn't get that much meat from a takeaway unless you paid extra.


NEET 09/12/2021 (Sun) 02:40:46 [Preview] No.407454 del
>>407451
Did you Dare?


NEET 09/12/2021 (Sun) 02:43:56 [Preview] No.407455 del
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>>407448
It was time for holyfield's after lunch nap.


NEET 09/12/2021 (Sun) 02:47:53 [Preview] No.407456 del
>>407452
We need to eat more, and more quickly.


NEET 09/12/2021 (Sun) 02:50:01 [Preview] No.407457 del
>>407456
Karl isn't looking so fresh after all these years


NEET 09/12/2021 (Sun) 02:57:49 [Preview] No.407458 del
>>407455
heem sweepy


NEET 09/12/2021 (Sun) 03:03:08 [Preview] No.407459 del
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>>407447
BASED STIRFRY NEET


NEET 09/12/2021 (Sun) 03:10:51 [Preview] No.407460 del
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Could go for a steak sanga with the lot right about now


NEET 09/12/2021 (Sun) 03:18:23 [Preview] No.407461 del
>>407460
Have you earned it?


NEET 09/12/2021 (Sun) 03:24:08 [Preview] No.407462 del
>>407460
Grab me a chocolate thickshake please.


NEET 09/12/2021 (Sun) 03:24:15 [Preview] No.407463 del
Went for a pleasant kayak out on the harbour, very flat and still. Mowed the lawns when I got back and then cleaned out some cobwebs around the house. Having another black instant as a reward.


NEET 09/12/2021 (Sun) 03:28:41 [Preview] No.407464 del
>>407463
leave the spiders alone.


NEET 09/12/2021 (Sun) 03:29:40 [Preview] No.407465 del
>>407460
half the menu is N/A


NEET 09/12/2021 (Sun) 03:34:18 [Preview] No.407466 del
>>407463
Well done, you are very productive. Make sure you enjoy the rest of the day.


NEET 09/12/2021 (Sun) 03:39:31 [Preview] No.407467 del
>>407460
A pauline special?


NEET 09/12/2021 (Sun) 03:40:24 [Preview] No.407468 del
>>407462
Have you ever made a milkshake and chucked real chocolate into the blender?


NEET 09/12/2021 (Sun) 03:41:30 [Preview] No.407469 del
Fiddling around with console emulators. What's the best 16 bit era game I may not have heard of?


NEET 09/12/2021 (Sun) 03:45:00 [Preview] No.407470 del
>>407468
Not him but I don't think I ever melted the chocolate correct, as I always had hard chunky bits on the bottom.


NEET 09/12/2021 (Sun) 03:46:25 [Preview] No.407471 del


NEET 09/12/2021 (Sun) 03:49:11 [Preview] No.407472 del
>>407094
>I've heard a few times that RAA refuses to come out to Webby Territory without first informing SAPOL because they've been robbed so many times. Some RAA vans refuse to come north of Gepps Cross
Damn...
>>407107
>jalapenos
Good stuff, I find the Fehlbergs brand to be much nicer than those Sandhurst ones though, more flavoursome. The garlic on those capsicums might be a little questionable too.
>>407129
>jalepinos lacked bite
Yeah those ones are watery and shit, the Coles home brand ones are better than those.
>>407173
Damn didn't know Weber had tatts.
>>407358
Hahaha.
>>407401
Good to see you're on the Fehlberg's.
>>407408
Those dreams are the worst.
>>407416
Such are the downsides of online shopping.
>>407460
Wouldn't mind one myself.
14 degrees today in Shitbourne, got a uni assignment I need to finish, have to write 1.2k words before midnight tonight, wish me luck NEETs.


NEET 09/12/2021 (Sun) 03:49:55 [Preview] No.407473 del
>>407467
what is the pauline special ?


NEET 09/12/2021 (Sun) 03:51:56 [Preview] No.407474 del
>>407473
Burger with the lot and a rub and tug once =you've finished eating.


NEET 09/12/2021 (Sun) 03:58:27 [Preview] No.407475 del
>>407470
Yeah, that's the problem with it. Maybe if you blend it for a long time so the chocolate gets chopped up finely.


NEET 09/12/2021 (Sun) 03:59:49 [Preview] No.407476 del
>>407475
There's a reason there's a thing called cooking chocolate, that's designed to melt uniformly. Conventional eating chocolate is sort of a one-way process and doesn't revert nicely once hard.


NEET 09/12/2021 (Sun) 04:01:24 [Preview] No.407477 del
>>407472
>Damn didn't know Weber had tatts.
you missed all of Cruisey's thug posting a while back?


NEET 09/12/2021 (Sun) 04:07:22 [Preview] No.407479 del
>>407478
airfryer = gimped low wattage conventional oven


NEET 09/12/2021 (Sun) 04:11:35 [Preview] No.407480 del
nuro = gimped low wattage conventional poster


NEET 09/12/2021 (Sun) 04:12:28 [Preview] No.407481 del
>>407467
A Du Ma SimP?


NEET 09/12/2021 (Sun) 04:12:46 [Preview] No.407482 del


NEET 09/12/2021 (Sun) 04:13:39 [Preview] No.407483 del
>>407480
poorly bantered


NEET 09/12/2021 (Sun) 04:14:56 [Preview] No.407484 del
>>407469
probably FLASHBACK


NEET 09/12/2021 (Sun) 04:15:00 [Preview] No.407485 del
Bought a carton of Great Northern last night that was on special thinking I'd be saving money not buying a carton of Coops. Truly a terrible beer and I ended up wasting money instead. Garn to lickherstore soon for some red tops.


NEET 09/12/2021 (Sun) 04:18:15 [Preview] No.407486 del


NEET 09/12/2021 (Sun) 04:18:52 [Preview] No.407487 del
>>407485
so you're just going to waste it?


NEET 09/12/2021 (Sun) 04:25:05 [Preview] No.407488 del
>>407480
no thats you spam dickhead


NEET 09/12/2021 (Sun) 05:04:17 [Preview] No.407546 del
Removed the 3rd monitor and replaced it with the plant. Trying to get that nuro stamp of approval for the choof cave.


NEET 09/12/2021 (Sun) 05:06:14 [Preview] No.407552 del
>>407546
Something about having a cluttered desk and a cluttered mind.
and a bare desk and an empty mind.

yours is tasetful and organized


NEET 09/12/2021 (Sun) 05:07:01 [Preview] No.407553 del
>>407460
>>407485
bredy sure this is the spam dickhead


NEET 09/12/2021 (Sun) 05:14:56 [Preview] No.407574 del
When I’m not the beach. Went somewhere totally different today.

Cheers.


NEET 09/12/2021 (Sun) 05:20:23 [Preview] No.407585 del
>>407546
A change is always good for the mind.

>>407574
Looking based.


NEET 09/12/2021 (Sun) 05:22:33 [Preview] No.407593 del
>>407487
No, I just won't enjoy it as much.

>>407553
Why do you come here just to spread lies? Why not stay on 16chan and pick up sticks for the rest of your psychotic life...


NEET 09/12/2021 (Sun) 05:25:47 [Preview] No.407601 del
>>407574
>no Old Woman Island
>no distinguishing landmarks
>no based eeb in pic
>no sunbatihing thots
Just where exactly are you and what have you done with the real Nuro?


NEET 09/12/2021 (Sun) 05:28:26 [Preview] No.407602 del
>>407546
>choof cave
Looks more like a MAX wagie cage enviro. THey need things like plants to feel less robotic.


NEET 09/12/2021 (Sun) 05:32:00 [Preview] No.407611 del
>>407546
looking very tidy


NEET 09/12/2021 (Sun) 05:32:09 [Preview] No.407612 del
Thought I'd try saving some NEETbux buying ingredients for a steak &sulphite sanga.


NEET 09/12/2021 (Sun) 05:37:35 [Preview] No.407626 del
Reminder that spam dickhead
1)shops at IGA
2)drinks cooper
thats his thing, he likes to post about it as if its high quality OC.


NEET 09/12/2021 (Sun) 05:40:14 [Preview] No.407627 del
Feeling pretty good to be sober


NEET 09/12/2021 (Sun) 05:41:47 [Preview] No.407632 del
whelp we had a good couple of days


NEET 09/12/2021 (Sun) 05:42:07 [Preview] No.407633 del
>>407612
Nice haul.


NEET 09/12/2021 (Sun) 05:44:54 [Preview] No.407637 del
>>407632
We have. I am just going to be more relaxed on cleaning it up. He enjoys the game of it being deleted soon after posting. Letting him go on and on takes that way plus it is easier for me. As he has said earlier in the week, it's the attention ("You farming"). If fills up a thread, we'll make a new one.


NEET 09/12/2021 (Sun) 05:47:42 [Preview] No.407643 del
Sorry guys, the 16ch BO has a vendetta against me


NEET 09/12/2021 (Sun) 05:54:16 [Preview] No.407651 del
>>407637
Again you are making the mistake of trying to second guess his motivations. It is chaos, this is his program.


NEET 09/12/2021 (Sun) 05:59:36 [Preview] No.407656 del
>>407651
He said it specifically that is what I am basing it. But yes it a guess based on the last thread:
>>406810
My post >>406812
>>406813


NEET 09/12/2021 (Sun) 06:04:12 [Preview] No.407660 del
>>407656
yeah I remember that. It seems any reaction encourages the behavior. us discussing it is also being reactionary so this will be my last post on the matter.


NEET 09/12/2021 (Sun) 06:29:45 [Preview] No.407661 del
At the gp
“No drugs of addiction prescribed”
Oof


NEET 09/12/2021 (Sun) 06:41:47 [Preview] No.407682 del
New theory: the spammer is actually that "bust a nut guy" from halfchan.


NEET 09/12/2021 (Sun) 06:43:27 [Preview] No.407685 del
>>407661
I go to a place like that and someone wrote a lengthy review about how the policy was discriminating against her. It is front counter and on every doctors door and had been for at least a year. She was a new patient though.


NEET 09/12/2021 (Sun) 07:08:57 [Preview] No.407722 del
2 pidsers, garlic brott and pebsi on teh way


NEET 09/12/2021 (Sun) 07:11:16 [Preview] No.407723 del
>>407722
You're falling off the wagon


NEET 09/12/2021 (Sun) 07:11:28 [Preview] No.407725 del
>>407722
A lovely Sunday meal.
What are you getting on them?


NEET 09/12/2021 (Sun) 07:12:38 [Preview] No.407727 del
>>407725
supreme - spring onion + chicken; deep pan
meat lovers + chicken; thin and cripy


NEET 09/12/2021 (Sun) 07:20:46 [Preview] No.407737 del
>>407601
My battery was not charged so I did not have the range

Instead back home now


NEET 09/12/2021 (Sun) 07:23:30 [Preview] No.407742 del
>>407737
alwight stop colaborade an lisden


NEET 09/12/2021 (Sun) 07:25:56 [Preview] No.407744 del
>>407739
Yum, they look tasty.


NEET 09/12/2021 (Sun) 07:26:09 [Preview] No.407745 del
>>407727
>>407739
I'd gorge on that feed with the garlic brott in between and then end with a glass of pilk.

>>407737
Based lyfe.


NEET 09/12/2021 (Sun) 07:32:14 [Preview] No.407749 del
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(33.20 KB 406x208 Surfer Arse.jpg)


NEET 09/12/2021 (Sun) 07:38:05 [Preview] No.407759 del
>>407737
https://youtube.com/watch?v=1BTJ_n9Oqs0 [Embed]
(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)


NEET 09/12/2021 (Sun) 07:40:19 [Preview] No.407760 del
>>407759
Sorry I clicked your post by mistake.


NEET 09/12/2021 (Sun) 07:42:11 [Preview] No.407761 del
>>407760
Maybe I was.

>>407759
Write a meaningful appeal fella.


NEET 09/12/2021 (Sun) 07:43:45 [Preview] No.407762 del
>>407761
No, it was me unfortunately. It was lifted when I noticed it.


NEET 09/12/2021 (Sun) 07:48:54 [Preview] No.407774 del
NEETs the Hillsong prayer wall is being raided
>https://online.hillsong.com/prayer-wall/
You are cordially invited to witness lolcows


NEET 09/12/2021 (Sun) 07:51:50 [Preview] No.407776 del
>>407737
>vanilla ice
The moofie was the bomb backinnadae


NEET 09/12/2021 (Sun) 07:52:05 [Preview] No.407777 del
Might get me a pizzda too


NEET 09/12/2021 (Sun) 07:52:37 [Preview] No.407780 del
>>407742
T U R T POWAH


NEET 09/12/2021 (Sun) 07:55:27 [Preview] No.407788 del
>>407774
Cringe city.


NEET 09/12/2021 (Sun) 07:57:20 [Preview] No.407790 del
>>407788
these losers all had to register an account before posting too


NEET 09/12/2021 (Sun) 08:04:37 [Preview] No.407791 del
havink a black russian


NEET 09/12/2021 (Sun) 08:05:27 [Preview] No.407792 del
>>407791
Sounds nice.
Have you had any pilk?


NEET 09/12/2021 (Sun) 08:07:24 [Preview] No.407793 del
*hurt by Johnny cash plays*


NEET 09/12/2021 (Sun) 08:08:55 [Preview] No.407794 del
>>407792
no, but i made the black russian with pebsi


NEET 09/12/2021 (Sun) 08:11:40 [Preview] No.407795 del
>>407793
I hope you enjoy it.

>>407794
Good substitution. Is this first time you have added Pebsi?


NEET 09/12/2021 (Sun) 08:14:29 [Preview] No.407796 del
>>407793

Nice, enjoy neet


NEET 09/12/2021 (Sun) 08:14:52 [Preview] No.407797 del
>>407795
no, I regularly use pebsi instead of coke


NEET 09/12/2021 (Sun) 08:22:28 [Preview] No.407798 del
>>407661
Tell them you wont get addicted.


NEET 09/12/2021 (Sun) 08:25:32 [Preview] No.407799 del
>>407793
How was it?


NEET 09/12/2021 (Sun) 08:26:37 [Preview] No.407800 del
>>407790
Fuk I think they locked out new posts


NEET 09/12/2021 (Sun) 08:43:41 [Preview] No.407801 del
>>407800
They probably have people who have the 'responsibility' of checking that page and they probably would have report it to their IT support when the flood happened.


NEET 09/12/2021 (Sun) 08:49:53 [Preview] No.407802 del
>>407801
I reckon I'll be back. that shit is a gold mine for a professional shitposter like myself.


NEET 09/12/2021 (Sun) 08:50:47 [Preview] No.407803 del
>>407802
>a professional shitposter like myself
Think what else you could do with the same time and effort.


NEET 09/12/2021 (Sun) 08:50:50 [Preview] No.407804 del
No more Rhubarb and Custard lollies, on the last of the aniseed drops. Only liquorice left.


NEET 09/12/2021 (Sun) 08:59:15 [Preview] No.407805 del
>>407760
>>407762
Not very nice m8, you accidental decision done drove me to get more booze and sauerkraut for the brats but that's besides the point Bottl-O QT waS TOO busy talking to a dreadlocked surfer faggot to even say hello to me. A chad would've simply stood there until she did so...


NEET 09/12/2021 (Sun) 09:06:54 [Preview] No.407806 del
>>407805
Shitcunt


NEET 09/12/2021 (Sun) 09:07:26 [Preview] No.407807 del
>>407805
In Search of Sauerkraut Hall sounds like a title for a low bulge adventure made by the neet compound's film studio.


NEET 09/12/2021 (Sun) 09:08:49 [Preview] No.407808 del
>>407805
Well booze and kraut hauled.


NEET 09/12/2021 (Sun) 09:09:54 [Preview] No.407809 del
>>407807
Or possibly a soft core gay sexploitation movie, starring some of ausneet's more comely strapping young men.


NEET 09/12/2021 (Sun) 09:14:13 [Preview] No.407810 del
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>>407780
Flavourite April O'Neil?


NEET 09/12/2021 (Sun) 09:19:10 [Preview] No.407811 del
>>407804
The liquorice is good for your poos.


NEET 09/12/2021 (Sun) 09:20:14 [Preview] No.407812 del
>>407806
Wanna go nuro?


NEET 09/12/2021 (Sun) 09:20:16 [Preview] No.407813 del
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>>407810
The one with Bob Ross


NEET 09/12/2021 (Sun) 09:34:55 [Preview] No.407814 del
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(269.56 KB 1040x780 Charred.jpg)
I boiled the snags in a mix of onion (2 ((two)) french shallots and one red), a whole bulb of garlic, a red capsicum, some chook stock and a can of Great Northern beer. Then put 'em on a cast iron grill plate to get some char and smoke flavour.


NEET 09/12/2021 (Sun) 09:35:41 [Preview] No.407815 del
>>407813
Promptly top yourself please


NEET 09/12/2021 (Sun) 09:40:50 [Preview] No.407816 del
>>407814
Interesting cooking technique for snags. Did it make them nice, smokey and moist?


NEET 09/12/2021 (Sun) 09:41:11 [Preview] No.407817 del
>>407814
Noice. Do you eat all this yourself in one meal?


NEET 09/12/2021 (Sun) 09:48:38 [Preview] No.407818 del
going to watch last 2 episodes of season 2 of boardshorts
night all


NEET 09/12/2021 (Sun) 09:51:51 [Preview] No.407819 del
>>407818
Good night NEET. Sleep tight.


NEET 09/12/2021 (Sun) 09:58:40 [Preview] No.407820 del
>>407814
Looks good neet


NEET 09/12/2021 (Sun) 09:59:02 [Preview] No.407821 del


NEET 09/12/2021 (Sun) 10:05:01 [Preview] No.407822 del
Finally managed to eat some vegetables - 4 slices of cucumber


NEET 09/12/2021 (Sun) 10:05:43 [Preview] No.407823 del
What can a neet who lives by himself do for cheap, good salad without going to the supermarket every day?


NEET 09/12/2021 (Sun) 10:06:04 [Preview] No.407824 del
>>407822
Is that a daily or weekly intake?


NEET 09/12/2021 (Sun) 10:08:25 [Preview] No.407825 del
>>407823
Can't you get a big bag of salad and make a small batch each day?


NEET 09/12/2021 (Sun) 10:11:39 [Preview] No.407826 del
>>407822
Well done m8


NEET 09/12/2021 (Sun) 10:18:43 [Preview] No.407827 del
Curfew makes me feel pretty lonely tbh
Supermarkets close at 8:30, I just wanna go get some popcorn before putting on a moofie.
They'd have to lift it soon surely, imagine curfew at 9pm during DST.


NEET 09/12/2021 (Sun) 10:22:49 [Preview] No.407828 del
>>407827
You just get a ladder and climb onto the supermarket roof and then climb in. It works for some people.


NEET 09/12/2021 (Sun) 10:31:17 [Preview] No.407829 del
I'm gonna give 7/11 a shot.
Probably buy a $50 packet of darts too.


NEET 09/12/2021 (Sun) 10:31:38 [Preview] No.407830 del
>>407829
Does your body need them?


NEET 09/12/2021 (Sun) 10:38:01 [Preview] No.407831 del


NEET 09/12/2021 (Sun) 10:44:00 [Preview] No.407832 del
No post NEETs all day.
There's several spots with 2hr gaps between posts.
I wish Weber, Possum and Cruisey still posted here.
Been playing the train game, it's too hard. Also played Age of Wonders III. That's too hard too.


NEET 09/12/2021 (Sun) 10:44:23 [Preview] No.407833 del
Night


NEET 09/12/2021 (Sun) 10:49:53 [Preview] No.407834 del
Can of vanilla coke
2 little bags of popcorn
Pouch of JPS and some paper
$75

>>407830
It's a sobriety tool, lets call it


NEET 09/12/2021 (Sun) 10:49:53 [Preview] No.407835 del
>>407833
Good night NEET. Sleep tight.


NEET 09/12/2021 (Sun) 10:50:32 [Preview] No.407836 del
>>407832
There was an influx of spam. I think it was 15 or more bans within that period.


NEET 09/12/2021 (Sun) 10:53:36 [Preview] No.407837 del
>>407832
>I wish Weber, Possum and Cruisey still posted here.
Me too, but I'd trade them all in if I could just get Karen back.


NEET 09/12/2021 (Sun) 10:54:07 [Preview] No.407838 del
>>407837
RIP Karen.


NEET 09/12/2021 (Sun) 10:54:33 [Preview] No.407839 del
>>407827
>Curfew makes me feel pretty lonely tbh
I speak to another person maybe once a week. I'm surprised I still remember how to talk.


NEET 09/12/2021 (Sun) 10:59:19 [Preview] No.407840 del
>>407837
Do we have the technology to bring her back if we make a sacrifice?


NEET 09/12/2021 (Sun) 10:59:46 [Preview] No.407841 del
>>407799
It was good at first but I felt worse and worse the further I got stuck into the meal.
>tfw stomach ache


NEET 09/12/2021 (Sun) 11:00:49 [Preview] No.407842 del
>>407834
The wagon will come for the darts one day.


NEET 09/12/2021 (Sun) 11:01:25 [Preview] No.407843 del
>>407841
Have you tried tapping your stomach with a stick?


NEET 09/12/2021 (Sun) 11:04:35 [Preview] No.407844 del
>>407840
Dunno. Maybe our policy should just be to cut the hearts out of annoited neets, offer them to the dark forces in return for favours and see what happens. If it doesn't work, it doesn't work.


NEET 09/12/2021 (Sun) 11:06:30 [Preview] No.407845 del
>>407840
The thing that would come back wouldn't be karen.


NEET 09/12/2021 (Sun) 11:07:57 [Preview] No.407846 del
>>407844
That sounds like a good start. Especially if those NEETs do not post here any more. I mean that we won't have to worry about any impacts given their lack of posting.


NEET 09/12/2021 (Sun) 11:08:21 [Preview] No.407847 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=6QToMxokPzU [Embed]


NEET 09/12/2021 (Sun) 11:09:59 [Preview] No.407848 del
>>407832
>I wish Weber, Possum and Cruisey still posted here.
Be happy for them neet, as they have ascended to a Higher plane of existence.


NEET 09/12/2021 (Sun) 11:10:07 [Preview] No.407849 del
>>407845
Karen 2.0 a new generation. Old Karen would have traumatised too much.


NEET 09/12/2021 (Sun) 11:10:51 [Preview] No.407850 del


NEET 09/12/2021 (Sun) 11:12:25 [Preview] No.407851 del
>>407848
They've already been sacrificed?


NEET 09/12/2021 (Sun) 11:14:54 [Preview] No.407852 del
>>407844
> cut the hearts out of annoited neets
And the liver and kidneys, we would get several weeks worth of meat from their bodies.


NEET 09/12/2021 (Sun) 11:15:33 [Preview] No.407853 del
>>407851
They are already in the freezer.


NEET 09/12/2021 (Sun) 11:16:28 [Preview] No.407854 del
>>407853
Right under our noses! That's the efficiency we need at the commune!


NEET 09/12/2021 (Sun) 11:17:10 [Preview] No.407855 del
Good night NEETs. Sleep tight.


NEET 09/12/2021 (Sun) 11:17:42 [Preview] No.407856 del
>>407854
A real self starter who takes the initiative. I like it.


NEET 09/12/2021 (Sun) 11:17:53 [Preview] No.407857 del
>>407854
We will render down the remaining fat from them and cook out taters with it.


NEET 09/12/2021 (Sun) 11:18:09 [Preview] No.407858 del
>>407855
Night neet.


NEET 09/12/2021 (Sun) 11:18:45 [Preview] No.407859 del


NEET 09/12/2021 (Sun) 11:19:04 [Preview] No.407860 del
Wish I was an alcoholic so I could binge on junk food to cope with withdrawal symptoms.


NEET 09/12/2021 (Sun) 11:20:08 [Preview] No.407861 del
Thinking of making some roast dinner feed packs, with sliced roast beef, mashed potato and gravy, but I've never tried freezing mashed potato and gravy and don't know how it'd go.


NEET 09/12/2021 (Sun) 12:25:19 [Preview] No.407862 del
>>407861
Fuck the feedpacks. Just cook each meal fresh now you’re waging from home.


NEET 09/12/2021 (Sun) 12:50:59 [Preview] No.407863 del
>tfw no footlong seafood sensation


NEET 09/12/2021 (Sun) 12:52:09 [Preview] No.407864 del
>>407862
You're not replying to feedpack NEET.
I've just been prepping bird and then making fresher stuff with that. Wraps, to be specific.


NEET 09/12/2021 (Sun) 14:18:53 [Preview] No.407865 del
>>407814
Again the wok is for cooking in batches.
Try charring the onions and capsicum, removing them, cooking the snags, chopping the cooked snags and adding a quater of a beer, then adding it all together with a tin of cenelinni beans and pepper
You could make a passable spanish dish


NEET 09/12/2021 (Sun) 14:22:12 [Preview] No.407866 del
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The NEETS are getting healthier.


NEET 09/12/2021 (Sun) 16:21:35 [Preview] No.407867 del
>tfw no gf


NEET 09/12/2021 (Sun) 18:18:24 [Preview] No.407869 del
guys
are you doing okay?


NEET 09/12/2021 (Sun) 20:18:00 [Preview] No.407871 del
Morning neeties. Museli again for breakfast.
>>407869
Morning czech m8


NEET 09/12/2021 (Sun) 20:51:50 [Preview] No.407872 del
>>407869
What the fuck.


NEET 09/12/2021 (Sun) 21:05:46 [Preview] No.407873 del
>>407871
good day m8


NEET 09/12/2021 (Sun) 21:13:58 [Preview] No.407874 del
>>407869
I live in the country so we haven't had to put up with a lot of that sort of crap.
>>407871
>>407872
Morning neets


NEET 09/12/2021 (Sun) 21:18:50 [Preview] No.407875 del
>>407862
Cooking daily is the same as waging.


NEET 09/12/2021 (Sun) 21:21:05 [Preview] No.407876 del
>>407869
I don't believe the pic.


NEET 09/12/2021 (Sun) 21:21:35 [Preview] No.407877 del


NEET 09/12/2021 (Sun) 21:33:44 [Preview] No.407878 del
>>407869
I guess this has happened all over the world, as slum buildings full of bad homes need to be lockdowned, and the people there can't get their daily doses of booze or drugs.


NEET 09/12/2021 (Sun) 21:42:36 [Preview] No.407879 del
>>407876
It is true.

mording all


NEET 09/12/2021 (Sun) 21:57:24 [Preview] No.407881 del
>>407858
>>407859
Thank (YOU)!

>>407856
A real closer.

>>407857
Imagine the taste sensation.

>>407860
Why not have both?

>>407861
That would be nice.

>>407863
I cannot look at the same after it was revealed they "make it in-store".

>>407865
>Again the wok is for cooking in batches.
Wasn't the reason you said because it boils everything?

>>407866
Good selection of beans. I think that korma was a can of drink on first glance.

>>407869
Gooners are suffering.

>>407880
He has a good weapon. Could be narrower.

>>407871
>>407873
>>407874
>>407877
>>407879
Good morning / day NEETs.


NEET 09/12/2021 (Sun) 23:08:11 [Preview] No.407882 del
Mrongdangs

Day 4 on the wagon. Slept pretty well last night. Ruined my morning by reading r/coronavirusdownunder where people were adamant they wouldn't be giving business to venues that decide to allow the unvaxxed in, citing their 'protection' - I thought thats what the vaccine was for.

Anyway, instants and strawbs, suns out. Kino.


NEET 09/12/2021 (Sun) 23:12:57 [Preview] No.407883 del
>>407882
Good morning NEET.

>Kino.
Based.


NEET 09/12/2021 (Sun) 23:44:01 [Preview] No.407886 del
>>407882
Dont worry little brother, soon the biological hellfire will rain down on all those that tooke the devils medicine.


NEET 09/12/2021 (Sun) 23:58:05 [Preview] No.407887 del
>>407886
Sure as Donlad J Trump is gonna be president again. In the bag.


NEET 09/13/2021 (Mon) 00:08:34 [Preview] No.407888 del
>>407887
> In the bag.
Two weeks.


NEET 09/13/2021 (Mon) 00:14:26 [Preview] No.407889 del
whipper snipper cant cope with the front lawn
might just pay somebody to clear it out with a bobcat


NEET 09/13/2021 (Mon) 00:16:51 [Preview] No.407890 del
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>>407887
You dont lightly dismiss the titanic battle between the forces of good and evil. Satans willing helpers are marking that which belongs to him. and soon the son of God will come to destroy the Devil's work.


NEET 09/13/2021 (Mon) 00:17:29 [Preview] No.407891 del
>>407889
round-up is the poor mans bobcat


NEET 09/13/2021 (Mon) 00:22:40 [Preview] No.407892 del
>>407890
Jesus was a kike. Never forget that.


NEET 09/13/2021 (Mon) 00:23:07 [Preview] No.407893 del
>>407891
yeah but there will still be a foot high pile of weeds covering the entire area. They'll just be dead.


NEET 09/13/2021 (Mon) 00:28:31 [Preview] No.407894 del
>>407889
Pour petrol over it and set it on fire.


NEET 09/13/2021 (Mon) 00:28:41 [Preview] No.407895 del
Sometimes I look at porn and instead of getting a stiffy I just think "this girl needs to wash her arsehole better" or "this girl needs orthodontic work".


NEET 09/13/2021 (Mon) 00:30:01 [Preview] No.407896 del
>>407894
>Pour petrol over it and set it on fire.
At the neet compound we will have no ovens or air fryers or pans, and instead all our food will be prepared like this.


NEET 09/13/2021 (Mon) 00:31:29 [Preview] No.407897 del
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>>407896
Imagine the smell.


NEET 09/13/2021 (Mon) 00:32:38 [Preview] No.407898 del
Garn to the chemist. You neets need anything?


NEET 09/13/2021 (Mon) 00:34:39 [Preview] No.407899 del
>>407898
some jelly beans please


NEET 09/13/2021 (Mon) 00:35:46 [Preview] No.407901 del
>>407889
Have you tried hitting it with a stick?


NEET 09/13/2021 (Mon) 00:36:23 [Preview] No.407902 del
The coffee is hitting me hard when I'm sober. Only had two instants and I'm already wired. Gonna have another


NEET 09/13/2021 (Mon) 00:36:27 [Preview] No.407903 del
>>407898
30kg snow peas thanks


NEET 09/13/2021 (Mon) 00:44:45 [Preview] No.407904 del
>>407902
>Gonna have another
It will bite later.


NEET 09/13/2021 (Mon) 00:49:56 [Preview] No.407905 del
>>407901
I could hit you with a stick until you've done it..


NEET 09/13/2021 (Mon) 00:51:27 [Preview] No.407906 del
>>407869
>it's to stop Covid
>it's not a dictatorship
>this is legal because emergency health law


NEET 09/13/2021 (Mon) 00:53:02 [Preview] No.407907 del
>>407891
Zyclon-B is the boor man's bobcat


NEET 09/13/2021 (Mon) 00:54:30 [Preview] No.407908 del
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>>407898
can you pick up my duromine and contrave scripts please


NEET 09/13/2021 (Mon) 01:00:44 [Preview] No.407909 del
>>407906
I read this as its mandatory to have six beers a day when you're locked down


NEET 09/13/2021 (Mon) 01:04:25 [Preview] No.407910 del
>>407909
The cops were probably scared of getting bottled
See: brixton riots


NEET 09/13/2021 (Mon) 01:33:44 [Preview] No.407911 del
>>407908
are you really on these two drugs, neet?


NEET 09/13/2021 (Mon) 01:44:01 [Preview] No.407912 del
>>407911
whats duromine like? how long have you been on that?


NEET 09/13/2021 (Mon) 02:08:33 [Preview] No.407913 del
>>407908
not even nuro knows these drugs. impressive


NEET 09/13/2021 (Mon) 02:21:25 [Preview] No.407914 del
>>407865
Again I know what I'm doing. I don't have a saucepan large enough to have fit all the snags so that's why I used the wok. A wok can be used for many dishes/cooking techniques and not just for stir-fries. I actually did saute the veg a bit first before adding the snags and broth.

>You could make a passable spanish dish
I could've done a lot of things with the snags but the way I cooked them is a traditional way for brats to make hot dogs or simply serve with sauerkraut. That was my intention. A goal I achieved. Not every dish needs beans son.


NEET 09/13/2021 (Mon) 02:25:22 [Preview] No.407915 del
>>407908
Impressive fatjack


NEET 09/13/2021 (Mon) 02:32:29 [Preview] No.407916 del
(17.52 MB 1280x720 IKlfxtcIRBIRar0w.mp4)


NEET 09/13/2021 (Mon) 02:35:43 [Preview] No.407917 del
>>407916
Lel. top shit.


NEET 09/13/2021 (Mon) 02:38:27 [Preview] No.407918 del
>>407914
shitcunt


NEET 09/13/2021 (Mon) 03:08:31 [Preview] No.407919 del
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NEET 09/13/2021 (Mon) 03:10:49 [Preview] No.407920 del
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OK neets, red pill me on this 5g shit - is it really responsible for bat aids, and how does it work?


NEET 09/13/2021 (Mon) 03:24:45 [Preview] No.407922 del
The feed pack chicken wasnt very nice. Put it in a wrap and couldn't finish it. Shame.


NEET 09/13/2021 (Mon) 03:28:51 [Preview] No.407923 del
>>407920
They are government controlled drones.


NEET 09/13/2021 (Mon) 04:02:58 [Preview] No.407925 del
>>407922
Why, what went wrong?


NEET 09/13/2021 (Mon) 04:03:53 [Preview] No.407926 del
Got a dozen eggs with a 'best before' of (((11th September))). What do? Are they cursed?


NEET 09/13/2021 (Mon) 04:04:30 [Preview] No.407927 del
>>407916
>I'm Bill Hicks


NEET 09/13/2021 (Mon) 04:11:40 [Preview] No.407928 del
>>407927
no you're not


NEET 09/13/2021 (Mon) 04:14:15 [Preview] No.407929 del
>>407926
Stick em in water, if they float to the top bin em.


NEET 09/13/2021 (Mon) 04:18:42 [Preview] No.407930 del
>>407925
Just tastes like incredibly bland chicken. Seasoned with garlic paste and cajun paste only, forgot the s&p.
Added to a wrap with melted cheese, bbq sauce and salad. Almost made me gag.
Then had a go at the chicken with rice and soy microwaved. Could only manage a few mouthfulls.


NEET 09/13/2021 (Mon) 04:23:16 [Preview] No.407931 del
Garn get more boozse before School's out.


NEET 09/13/2021 (Mon) 04:24:24 [Preview] No.407932 del
>>407930
If it's making you gag it must be off meat...?


NEET 09/13/2021 (Mon) 04:29:21 [Preview] No.407933 del
>>407930
Maybe watch a few youtube videos on how to season and cook chicken bobs.


NEET 09/13/2021 (Mon) 04:33:40 [Preview] No.407934 del
>>407931
I hate it when you get there at 3:45 and the kids have stripped the shelves at dan's bare.


NEET 09/13/2021 (Mon) 04:35:02 [Preview] No.407935 del
Ok neets, garn order some fruit + vegies from woolies, since coles jewed me on the use-by date last time. You neets want anything? My shout.


NEET 09/13/2021 (Mon) 04:36:45 [Preview] No.407936 del
>>407935
30kg mallard fat please.


NEET 09/13/2021 (Mon) 04:55:42 [Preview] No.407937 del
>>407932
Nah I'm just a picky eater

>>407933
The last batch was ok


NEET 09/13/2021 (Mon) 05:24:29 [Preview] No.407938 del
>>407934
>tfw you were never one of the cool kids who looked old enough to illegally buy booze/smokes

>>407937
>Nah I'm just a pussy
OK, noted.

Sup NEEts, BASED IGA Poster here. The sky is looking stormy here so thought it best to stock up on candles just in case the power goes out tonight. Plus I like having them lit while watching comfy snowy Winter camping vids on Youtube at night. A big rottwieler-looking dog with a chain leash came running out of nowhere on the way to IGA - the kind of leash a young punk male would put on a dog to make it look tough - but I saw noone else around so thought it be a runaway. Which is why I bought the dog snacks. But of course the dog was gone on the return trip.

God I'm so desperately lonely


NEET 09/13/2021 (Mon) 05:25:26 [Preview] No.407939 del
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>>407914
>Not every dish needs beans son.
Needs BEANS desu


NEET 09/13/2021 (Mon) 05:25:44 [Preview] No.407940 del
>>407936
It'll have to be vegan mallard fat, ok?


NEET 09/13/2021 (Mon) 05:26:46 [Preview] No.407941 del
>>407916
There's something so strange about America, everything is clown tier.
It's not just these "alt-right" guys it's the whole system.


NEET 09/13/2021 (Mon) 05:32:38 [Preview] No.407942 del
>>407938
Nice haul, let us know what the jerky was like please.


NEET 09/13/2021 (Mon) 05:34:27 [Preview] No.407943 del
>>407938
how much was the wine?


NEET 09/13/2021 (Mon) 05:53:41 [Preview] No.407944 del
Fark it. Had a can of rainbow trout the other day - the first time trying that fish- and it was delicious. Garn back to IGA for a pack of their freshly dethwaed stuff I saw earlier.


NEET 09/13/2021 (Mon) 06:00:16 [Preview] No.407945 del
>>407938
your haul is cringe


NEET 09/13/2021 (Mon) 06:25:05 [Preview] No.407946 del
I am confusing myself by looking too deep into a few database tables which is making me angry, my failed chicken and general lack of energy from poor food choices combined with cold hands making typing hard is all just causing the desire to get on the standards to rise.
Fuck this


NEET 09/13/2021 (Mon) 06:26:26 [Preview] No.407947 del
>>407946
you are not going to have standards tonight


NEET 09/13/2021 (Mon) 06:26:36 [Preview] No.407948 del
>>407946
>deep into a few database tables
They sounded poorly designed the last time you talked about them.

You should go for a walk.


NEET 09/13/2021 (Mon) 06:28:16 [Preview] No.407949 del
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>>407946
You need something to help with the stress.


NEET 09/13/2021 (Mon) 06:28:56 [Preview] No.407950 del
>>407949
ol' dirty ass potato nigger gronk


NEET 09/13/2021 (Mon) 06:28:57 [Preview] No.407951 del
Garn a walk


NEET 09/13/2021 (Mon) 06:33:14 [Preview] No.407952 del
>>407951
Enjoy it!


NEET 09/13/2021 (Mon) 06:36:01 [Preview] No.407953 del
A walk to IGA liquor


NEET 09/13/2021 (Mon) 06:49:17 [Preview] No.407954 del
>>407953
Long stroll?


NEET 09/13/2021 (Mon) 07:00:30 [Preview] No.407955 del
Got a case of the sads today.
Garn gym later. Hopefully that fixes it.


NEET 09/13/2021 (Mon) 07:01:50 [Preview] No.407956 del
>>407869
Yeah they're getting pretty crazy with the rules here, I think those rules only apply to those in public housing towers in Sydney.
>>407934
I remember when I was in high school I would wear a tshirt under my school uniform and take of my school shirt and jumper and stash it in my bag before going in to buy beer at a bottle shop on the way home from school. Since I was a bit of a social spastic I would usually drink whatever I bought while sitting in my room by myself. The more things change, the more they stay the same, although then again these days drinking alone in your house is not only the norm. but supposedly the good and moral thing to do.
14 degrees today in Shitbourne, still bogged down with writing shit. Think I'll treat myself to a bottle of nice bourbon once I finish all this come the end of the week.


NEET 09/13/2021 (Mon) 07:03:28 [Preview] No.407957 del
>>407955
Garn sooner rather later.


NEET 09/13/2021 (Mon) 07:04:29 [Preview] No.407958 del
>>407956
>I'll treat myself to a bottle of nice bourbon
Sounds like a nice reward to end the week.


NEET 09/13/2021 (Mon) 07:14:37 [Preview] No.407959 del
>>407954
Aproximately 12 minute round trip including in-store time.
3.4 acquired.


NEET 09/13/2021 (Mon) 07:19:52 [Preview] No.407960 del
>>407954
He was never heard from again.


NEET 09/13/2021 (Mon) 07:23:16 [Preview] No.407961 del
>>407958
>Sounds like a nice reward to end the week.
It should be.
>>407959
>3.4 acquired
What did you get exactly?


NEET 09/13/2021 (Mon) 07:23:26 [Preview] No.407962 del
Possum made me cry more than once.


NEET 09/13/2021 (Mon) 07:24:39 [Preview] No.407963 del
>>407962
Was it a sex related cry?


NEET 09/13/2021 (Mon) 07:26:12 [Preview] No.407964 del
I hate this feeling of being unintelligent
Dunno if I can sit here all not without a boongin to remedy it


NEET 09/13/2021 (Mon) 07:30:03 [Preview] No.407965 del
>>407963
It was just emotional abuse.


NEET 09/13/2021 (Mon) 07:30:55 [Preview] No.407966 del
Beautiful afternoon here bros.


NEET 09/13/2021 (Mon) 07:33:36 [Preview] No.407967 del
What a lovely afternoon


NEET 09/13/2021 (Mon) 07:37:10 [Preview] No.407968 del
>>407945
No spars today m8?


NEET 09/13/2021 (Mon) 07:42:44 [Preview] No.407977 del
What a triggered little snowflake the spammer is.


NEET 09/13/2021 (Mon) 07:48:08 [Preview] No.407985 del
Smoked the last of my cheap flavoured cigarillos. Think I'll try ordering some online as it's pretty much pointless trying to choose from any brand in-store when all the packs have pics of mutilated organs/limbs. Had the dog-sticks in back pocket just in case I saw that dog again. Was kinda worried I'd be stopped in store for potential 'shop lifting' as the product was unopened but all went well. No dog sightings.

Anyway, I went to IGA in search of rainbow trout that was ridiculously expensive, like 20 bucks for 2 small fillets, so I bought a tin of herring which I've never had before. Fish be hella expensive. Nuro and I should go fishing sometime and live-stream it for you mongs.


NEET 09/13/2021 (Mon) 07:55:45 [Preview] No.407990 del
>>407964
I posted that video a while back. You need a hobby away from the computer or something separated like gaming.


NEET 09/13/2021 (Mon) 07:56:17 [Preview] No.407991 del
>>407985
>Nuro and I should go fishing sometime and live-stream it for you mongs.
I'd watch it or watch the replay.


NEET 09/13/2021 (Mon) 07:56:54 [Preview] No.407992 del
Might get boonged. Closed all my work tabs, closed the browser, closed the other apps. Stared at my desktop wallpaper for a while wondering what to do. The to-do list might have to wait. Kitchen floor isnt even that dirty after all


NEET 09/13/2021 (Mon) 07:58:51 [Preview] No.407993 del
>>407992
you weak willed gaylord


NEET 09/13/2021 (Mon) 07:59:43 [Preview] No.407994 del
>>407993
Yeah fuck it, eshay lad


NEET 09/13/2021 (Mon) 08:07:08 [Preview] No.407995 del
>>407985
Enjoy your ice cream neet.


NEET 09/13/2021 (Mon) 08:11:44 [Preview] No.407996 del
>>407992
>Kitchen floor isnt even that dirty after all
Now that you think about it, it was probably that original dirty grey-brown colour to begin with.


NEET 09/13/2021 (Mon) 08:13:48 [Preview] No.407997 del
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Dusk through the venetians


NEET 09/13/2021 (Mon) 08:14:34 [Preview] No.407998 del
For those out of the loop. The 'cock/downie spammer' is also the BO of 16can /ausneets. This person recently went full schizo banning people at random leading to an exodus of the board. Jealousy plays a big part in his behaviour besides the obvious mental illness.


NEET 09/13/2021 (Mon) 08:19:48 [Preview] No.407999 del
Fucking post


NEET 09/13/2021 (Mon) 08:21:40 [Preview] No.408000 del
>>407967
Yeah, shame the photo is so shit.


NEET 09/13/2021 (Mon) 08:22:07 [Preview] No.408001 del
>>407998
I don't believe that to be the case. The spammer has targeted that site of multiple occasions.


NEET 09/13/2021 (Mon) 08:22:23 [Preview] No.408002 del
>>407967
A based afternoon.


NEET 09/13/2021 (Mon) 08:23:35 [Preview] No.408003 del
>>408000
https://youtube.com/watch?v=qo7JztlKUr0 [Embed]


NEET 09/13/2021 (Mon) 08:26:47 [Preview] No.408004 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Xb-E0N8MSIE [Embed]


NEET 09/13/2021 (Mon) 08:32:46 [Preview] No.408005 del
STILL IN A ROOM WITHOUT A VIEW


NEET 09/13/2021 (Mon) 08:33:23 [Preview] No.408006 del
>>407998
Do you have any evidence that it is him? I know he had that schizo-fit but I didn't think he had anything to do with the spam.
Did the spam start as a way to drum up traffic there?


NEET 09/13/2021 (Mon) 08:34:21 [Preview] No.408007 del
time to go poopies


NEET 09/13/2021 (Mon) 08:35:26 [Preview] No.408008 del


NEET 09/13/2021 (Mon) 08:37:12 [Preview] No.408009 del
Fear is ya only god


NEET 09/13/2021 (Mon) 08:41:21 [Preview] No.408010 del
>>408006
>>407998
>>408001
They have a different posting style imo. The 16 BO has a sloppy way of posting without capitalisation. In contrast the spammer knows what a shift key is.


NEET 09/13/2021 (Mon) 08:41:47 [Preview] No.408011 del
Board keeps fucking up.


NEET 09/13/2021 (Mon) 08:46:27 [Preview] No.408012 del
>>408010
It could just be one person, typing one handed while the other one wanks furiously. I've done that many times myself.


NEET 09/13/2021 (Mon) 08:47:08 [Preview] No.408013 del
On the purps


NEET 09/13/2021 (Mon) 08:47:41 [Preview] No.408014 del
>>408012
I did that on a cenno call once.


NEET 09/13/2021 (Mon) 08:53:51 [Preview] No.408015 del
>>408011
It needs a stick.


NEET 09/13/2021 (Mon) 08:54:08 [Preview] No.408016 del
>>408014
Wasn't that during the waiting time?


NEET 09/13/2021 (Mon) 08:54:16 [Preview] No.408017 del
>>408013
Very disappointed in you.


NEET 09/13/2021 (Mon) 08:55:42 [Preview] No.408018 del
left eye is watery, left nostril is running, and I am wheezing


NEET 09/13/2021 (Mon) 08:56:14 [Preview] No.408019 del
>>408017
I know. I'm in that militant anti-authority self-destructive kind of mood.
Databases be damned.


NEET 09/13/2021 (Mon) 08:57:11 [Preview] No.408020 del
>>408019
This is your normal mood.


NEET 09/13/2021 (Mon) 08:58:32 [Preview] No.408021 del
>>408020
Not in the mornings


NEET 09/13/2021 (Mon) 08:59:30 [Preview] No.408022 del
>>408014
I did that while visiting cenno once. The lady there said I had to leave, but soon changed to a more respectful tone when I told her I was on the DSP.


NEET 09/13/2021 (Mon) 09:11:47 [Preview] No.408023 del


NEET 09/13/2021 (Mon) 09:12:28 [Preview] No.408024 del
>>407926
Everything was.


NEET 09/13/2021 (Mon) 09:12:45 [Preview] No.408025 del
>>407927
This is his best bit


NEET 09/13/2021 (Mon) 09:14:47 [Preview] No.408026 del
Every man has a breaking point. You and I have one. Beau 16 has reached his, and very obviously he has gone insane.


NEET 09/13/2021 (Mon) 09:18:44 [Preview] No.408027 del
>>408005
I think that's referring to this\
https://youtube.com/watch?v=zvvxoR4-qkE [Embed]

But I wish it was about this one.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=9VXJYx1gD5A [Embed]


NEET 09/13/2021 (Mon) 09:20:47 [Preview] No.408028 del
>>408027
it's a RATM lyric


NEET 09/13/2021 (Mon) 09:21:16 [Preview] No.408029 del
>>408016
>>408016
Yeah, obviously I was only wanking whilst on hold. I'm not going to wank as I actually talk to them. Jesus.


NEET 09/13/2021 (Mon) 09:21:39 [Preview] No.408030 del
>>408018
left nut is aching
this is the end


NEET 09/13/2021 (Mon) 09:23:58 [Preview] No.408031 del
tolerance is the lube that allows the dildo of dysfunction to slip into the arsehole of civilisation
we are currently witnessing the total prolapse of western civilisation


NEET 09/13/2021 (Mon) 09:27:27 [Preview] No.408032 del
(43.83 KB 594x440 Zack-de-la-Rocha.jpg)


NEET 09/13/2021 (Mon) 09:27:38 [Preview] No.408033 del
Comeeee said the boooy


NEET 09/13/2021 (Mon) 09:27:53 [Preview] No.408034 del
I just realised I'm a quarter of the way through my 20s.
Fuck me. I reckon I'll have topped myself by the time I'm 30. If not, it means I didn't have the balls to do it (likely) or shit got better (highly improbable).


NEET 09/13/2021 (Mon) 09:28:20 [Preview] No.408035 del
>>408028
Yeah, referring to that song.


NEET 09/13/2021 (Mon) 09:30:18 [Preview] No.408036 del
>>408035
why does it need to refer to that song?
>As we move into '92
>Still in a room without a view
just means nothing has changed or is changing any time soon


NEET 09/13/2021 (Mon) 09:34:31 [Preview] No.408037 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=myZ3vbvpH7w [Embed]


NEET 09/13/2021 (Mon) 09:34:49 [Preview] No.408038 del
>>408029
>I'm not going to wank as I actually talk to them. Jesus.


NEET 09/13/2021 (Mon) 09:35:09 [Preview] No.408039 del
>>408034
We need you!


NEET 09/13/2021 (Mon) 09:35:32 [Preview] No.408040 del
>>408034
Started drinking heavily when I was like 20
27 now, can't even remember all that deprreso shit I was slinging in my early 20s
Probably sounded like a faggot anyway
covered in curry is for women


NEET 09/13/2021 (Mon) 09:37:48 [Preview] No.408041 del
On the Pantera and Black Flag now
I feel an interpretive viewing of Apocalypse Now coming on


NEET 09/13/2021 (Mon) 09:38:13 [Preview] No.408042 del
>>408034
>I just realised I'm a quarter of the way through my 20s.
>>408040
>27 now

One quarter of the decade that is your 20s would be 22.5.


NEET 09/13/2021 (Mon) 09:39:18 [Preview] No.408043 del
>>408042
I fucking know cuz


NEET 09/13/2021 (Mon) 09:42:31 [Preview] No.408044 del
Wheres wombo


NEET 09/13/2021 (Mon) 09:42:52 [Preview] No.408045 del
>>408036
Because that was in 89


NEET 09/13/2021 (Mon) 09:44:48 [Preview] No.408046 del
Today I did some deeds.
planted some seeds
posted some sneeds
pulled out some weeds


NEET 09/13/2021 (Mon) 09:46:34 [Preview] No.408047 del
>>408046
And now you need some feed with speed


NEET 09/13/2021 (Mon) 09:47:49 [Preview] No.408048 del
Damn I had such a fucking hungry anger at the end of last year. Was in that bitter kind of self-improvement stage after the breakup and new beginning. Remember spending half an hour running on the treadmill listening to amped up shit with a violent attitude, now I'm a fat faggot doing fuck all and stuck in my flat all day.
Fuck da gubment


NEET 09/13/2021 (Mon) 09:50:47 [Preview] No.408049 del
>>408045
but that still doesn't mean they are related


NEET 09/13/2021 (Mon) 09:51:02 [Preview] No.408050 del


NEET 09/13/2021 (Mon) 09:54:55 [Preview] No.408051 del
IGA closing in 5 mins 5 seconds


NEET 09/13/2021 (Mon) 09:58:45 [Preview] No.408052 del
>>408051
Thinking about making a macca's run, getting a coke and some big sundaes


NEET 09/13/2021 (Mon) 10:02:53 [Preview] No.408053 del
Remember when ASIS tried to spy on third world shit hole east timor for oil rights and couldnt even manage that


NEET 09/13/2021 (Mon) 10:07:09 [Preview] No.408054 del
Garn gym.
Feeling all gay and emo and shit.


NEET 09/13/2021 (Mon) 10:08:52 [Preview] No.408055 del
Garn smoke a juzza
Feelin all gay for spergo n strokin my pubes


NEET 09/13/2021 (Mon) 10:12:01 [Preview] No.408056 del
What (serious) goals do you have neets?


NEET 09/13/2021 (Mon) 10:12:47 [Preview] No.408057 del
>>408056
A big poo one day.


NEET 09/13/2021 (Mon) 10:14:47 [Preview] No.408058 del
Fuck. I shouldn't have given my number to the rostering lady.
50 min phone call about nothing.


NEET 09/13/2021 (Mon) 10:18:22 [Preview] No.408059 del
I want to stop staring at this fucking screen


NEET 09/13/2021 (Mon) 10:22:30 [Preview] No.408060 del


NEET 09/13/2021 (Mon) 10:22:45 [Preview] No.408061 del
>>408059
Do the dishes.


NEET 09/13/2021 (Mon) 10:23:06 [Preview] No.408062 del
>>408058
Can you switch it off?


NEET 09/13/2021 (Mon) 10:23:22 [Preview] No.408063 del


NEET 09/13/2021 (Mon) 10:30:10 [Preview] No.408064 del
>>408056
I wanna see webbie on the choofie


NEET 09/13/2021 (Mon) 10:30:16 [Preview] No.408065 del
>>408054
>emo
Nobody's used that word in 15 years. It should've stayed buried.


NEET 09/13/2021 (Mon) 10:31:19 [Preview] No.408066 del
>>408064
Straight to the lungs!


NEET 09/13/2021 (Mon) 10:31:41 [Preview] No.408067 del


NEET 09/13/2021 (Mon) 10:33:37 [Preview] No.408068 del
might go to bed


NEET 09/13/2021 (Mon) 10:36:36 [Preview] No.408069 del
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2021-09-13/sa-high-school-students-given-priority-vaccine-access/100456858

open the top picture in a new tab and remove everything from the question mark in the URL to see how the ABC manipulates things


NEET 09/13/2021 (Mon) 10:38:33 [Preview] No.408070 del


NEET 09/13/2021 (Mon) 10:40:39 [Preview] No.408071 del
>>408062
It's my personal phone.
Knew it was a silly move as soon as I did it.


NEET 09/13/2021 (Mon) 10:41:06 [Preview] No.408072 del
>>408071
add her to the block list on it


NEET 09/13/2021 (Mon) 10:43:08 [Preview] No.408073 del
>>408064
>spin
>with a filter


NEET 09/13/2021 (Mon) 10:44:45 [Preview] No.408074 del
>>408069
SuperSnooping skiils.


NEET 09/13/2021 (Mon) 10:45:51 [Preview] No.408075 del
>>408073
Spin is based


NEET 09/13/2021 (Mon) 10:46:20 [Preview] No.408076 del
Power outage.


NEET 09/13/2021 (Mon) 10:46:51 [Preview] No.408077 del
>>408075
The filter will mean you get nothing though.
And no it isn't, it's how boongs and Victorians smoke.


NEET 09/13/2021 (Mon) 10:47:35 [Preview] No.408078 del
>>408077
It's based


NEET 09/13/2021 (Mon) 10:48:15 [Preview] No.408079 del
>>408064
>weed with a filter

FUCKING OOOOOFFFFFFFF


NEET 09/13/2021 (Mon) 10:48:52 [Preview] No.408080 del
>>408079
Cringe


NEET 09/13/2021 (Mon) 10:49:02 [Preview] No.408081 del
night


NEET 09/13/2021 (Mon) 10:53:24 [Preview] No.408082 del
OOOOOOFFFFFFF


NEET 09/13/2021 (Mon) 10:53:42 [Preview] No.408083 del
>>408065
Pretty sure we called Cheesey that once or twice


NEET 09/13/2021 (Mon) 10:55:01 [Preview] No.408084 del
>>408081
Good night NEET. Sleep tight.


NEET 09/13/2021 (Mon) 10:55:38 [Preview] No.408085 del
>>408076
Good night NEET. Sleep tight.


NEET 09/13/2021 (Mon) 10:57:52 [Preview] No.408086 del
I'm pro-oxidant


NEET 09/13/2021 (Mon) 11:02:01 [Preview] No.408087 del
Donkey punch thai ladyboys


NEET 09/13/2021 (Mon) 11:02:26 [Preview] No.408088 del
>>408086
I don’t use shampoo, I use the real stuff


NEET 09/13/2021 (Mon) 11:04:12 [Preview] No.408089 del


NEET 09/13/2021 (Mon) 11:09:31 [Preview] No.408090 del
Perihelion


NEET 09/13/2021 (Mon) 11:11:19 [Preview] No.408091 del
>>408079
I have so much keif it doesnt matter nuro cuz. I don't make the most of every microgram of buds like I did when I was a teen.


NEET 09/13/2021 (Mon) 11:12:05 [Preview] No.408092 del
>>408053
4/pol/ pls


NEET 09/13/2021 (Mon) 11:13:10 [Preview] No.408093 del
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>>408064
Kief and tobacco?
And a filter?


NEET 09/13/2021 (Mon) 11:13:31 [Preview] No.408094 del
>>408091
Based stoner neet


NEET 09/13/2021 (Mon) 11:13:56 [Preview] No.408095 del
>>408093
Seethe


NEET 09/13/2021 (Mon) 11:15:12 [Preview] No.408096 del
10.7 acquired. Wish I was on the wagon.


NEET 09/13/2021 (Mon) 11:15:57 [Preview] No.408097 del
>>408096
What kind of wagon?


NEET 09/13/2021 (Mon) 11:18:16 [Preview] No.408098 del
How will we lift the CEO?


NEET 09/13/2021 (Mon) 11:18:47 [Preview] No.408099 del
>>408096
Tomorrow.


NEET 09/13/2021 (Mon) 11:19:03 [Preview] No.408100 del
Good night NEETs. Sleep tight.


NEET 09/13/2021 (Mon) 11:21:38 [Preview] No.408101 del
>>408080
OBJECTIVELY WRONG AND NEETS THAT DONT LIKE ME WILL EVEN BACK ME UP

>>408088
based shampoo is a jewiah trick

>>408091
>I don't make the most of every microgram
yet you are adding a pathetic teenage tier amount of weed and posting a motherfucking picture....lelel

>>408093
this, we get it

>>408095
unbased

>>408096
finished off a sack, not even randy


NEET 09/13/2021 (Mon) 11:24:35 [Preview] No.408102 del
>>408101
Embarassing


NEET 09/13/2021 (Mon) 11:24:37 [Preview] No.408103 del
Wouldn’t the amount of thc absorbed by a filter be negligible?


NEET 09/13/2021 (Mon) 11:25:38 [Preview] No.408104 del
Nuro is being an uppity negro


NEET 09/13/2021 (Mon) 11:26:12 [Preview] No.408105 del
>>408103
The scientists here will tell you soon


NEET 09/13/2021 (Mon) 11:30:20 [Preview] No.408106 del
NURO is right, you may not like it but that's what peak performance looks like


NEET 09/13/2021 (Mon) 11:32:26 [Preview] No.408107 del
Damn I better take my snake oil supplements now


NEET 09/13/2021 (Mon) 11:33:20 [Preview] No.408108 del
>>408101
>based shampoo is a jewiah trick
based agreed

>yet you are adding a pathetic teenage tier amount of weed and posting a motherfucking picture....lelel
literally do not care my man
have no tolerance, have weed available from half a dozen people at the ready, have smoked for over 10 years.
not gonna smoke an unfiltered cigarette with a bit of keif because its the done thing. I suck down menthol fags as it is. I have no reason to conserve my weed. Remember how I have a full-time professional job?

>>408103
It will filter some of the weed (and a lot of the tobacco) but thats irrelevant given how many I can smoke if I please


NEET 09/13/2021 (Mon) 11:35:29 [Preview] No.408109 del


NEET 09/13/2021 (Mon) 11:38:47 [Preview] No.408110 del
you are overdosing on copium


NEET 09/13/2021 (Mon) 11:39:30 [Preview] No.408111 del
>>408110
Seethe


NEET 09/13/2021 (Mon) 11:40:03 [Preview] No.408112 del
Human rights shouldn't apply to Americans


NEET 09/13/2021 (Mon) 11:43:32 [Preview] No.408113 del
Whats your favourite colour ?????


NEET 09/13/2021 (Mon) 11:44:57 [Preview] No.408114 del
Nuro needs to expand his diet
And cool it with the anti-semitic remarks


NEET 09/13/2021 (Mon) 11:45:26 [Preview] No.408115 del
>>408114
He needs to expand his girth


NEET 09/13/2021 (Mon) 11:45:50 [Preview] No.408116 del
>>408103
Cigarette filters are just cellulose (a plant based plastic thread) that's been treated to change color.
It doesn't filter shit, it just stops retards inhaling a ton of smoke into their lungs and gagging.
Real niggas smoke pipe and vape hash/kief


NEET 09/13/2021 (Mon) 11:49:06 [Preview] No.408117 del
>>408116
Vaping is for queer zoomers


NEET 09/13/2021 (Mon) 12:02:00 [Preview] No.408118 del
Nuros an internet influence American stoner instead of a natural homegrown choofhead


NEET 09/13/2021 (Mon) 12:03:17 [Preview] No.408119 del
Nuro wishes he was American


NEET 09/13/2021 (Mon) 12:05:00 [Preview] No.408120 del
>>408111
you are overdosing on copium


NEET 09/13/2021 (Mon) 12:07:40 [Preview] No.408121 del
>>408120
Cringe


NEET 09/13/2021 (Mon) 12:22:09 [Preview] No.408122 del
>>408117
It's just the pipe+hot coal method but without the fire hazard.
In Morocco I learned about Kief, it's dry-sifted from weak land race cannabis and won't get you stoned.


NEET 09/13/2021 (Mon) 12:24:55 [Preview] No.408123 del
>>408122
You had shit berber weed mang


NEET 09/13/2021 (Mon) 12:43:24 [Preview] No.408124 del
>>408123
>Smoke mild kief, smoke all day, be comfy.
>Smoke hydro, 420, get stoned, LMAO WEED MANG
Land race grows itself, sifting it takes little effort and generates large amounts of mild hash.
It's not a product, it's a lifestyle.

Hydro is a product, grown in a lab for a wagie to get couch-stoned after the wage


NEET 09/13/2021 (Mon) 12:47:27 [Preview] No.408125 del
>>408118
nuro used to sell your shitty produkt by the ounce

zo yeah im not impressed


NEET 09/13/2021 (Mon) 13:05:49 [Preview] No.408126 del
>>408125
Get a load of Pablo Escobar over here


NEET 09/13/2021 (Mon) 13:08:11 [Preview] No.408127 del
Can’t smoke weed without getting scared anymore


NEET 09/13/2021 (Mon) 13:22:35 [Preview] No.408128 del
drag week is live

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Dc5Zae6fs6c [Embed]


NEET 09/13/2021 (Mon) 13:24:58 [Preview] No.408129 del
>>408124
Dude I agree
Fuck hydro, fuck these fake strains for imposters on tiktok
Bush till death


NEET 09/13/2021 (Mon) 13:26:19 [Preview] No.408130 del
>>408125
And now you can't find any? And you need your totally based GP to give you little codeine pills?
Enjoy your goon sack champ


NEET 09/13/2021 (Mon) 13:33:26 [Preview] No.408131 del
>>408130
eh my roomate smokes and i dont want any, he is low energy

so yeah no thanks chump


NEET 09/13/2021 (Mon) 13:51:27 [Preview] No.408132 del
It’s starting to take me 6-8 standards just to stop feeling pure dred. Old booze is insidious. Just keep creeping up until you can’t go without it.
What a fucking shambles. AA or naltrexone or just tucking something. Really need to take action.


NEET 09/13/2021 (Mon) 13:53:04 [Preview] No.408133 del
>>408132
no thats not the booze its this place


NEET 09/13/2021 (Mon) 14:06:47 [Preview] No.408134 del
>>408131
Unlike your mr go getter


NEET 09/13/2021 (Mon) 14:08:43 [Preview] No.408135 del


NEET 09/13/2021 (Mon) 14:11:39 [Preview] No.408136 del
>>408132
Nah getting on here and shooting the shit and seeing some of the bros post silly banter cheers me up most of the time
Far worse places on the net to hang out in


NEET 09/13/2021 (Mon) 15:58:54 [Preview] No.408137 del
>>408129
If you can't produce it, you are a consoomer, and this means you must wage.


NEET 09/13/2021 (Mon) 19:58:54 [Preview] No.408138 del
Woke up around 2:30, haven't been able to get back to sleep. Day's gonna be ruined. Fortunately, nothing I do much matters anyway. Morning neeties!


NEET 09/13/2021 (Mon) 20:02:09 [Preview] No.408139 del
What's for breakfast? I'm heating up some spaghetti, so at least I've got something to look forward to.


NEET 09/13/2021 (Mon) 20:20:28 [Preview] No.408141 del
>>408138
might be an evil poo brewin

>>408139
i was thinking beans but i did not feel like being a gas bag today

so i made a fancy coffee and whacked a flavourtown up, it was a good idea as my last kiev was getting old


NEET 09/13/2021 (Mon) 20:24:08 [Preview] No.408142 del
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NEET 09/13/2021 (Mon) 20:28:53 [Preview] No.408143 del
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imagine thinking nuro would actually put himself in a video he edited........


NEET 09/13/2021 (Mon) 20:52:58 [Preview] No.408147 del
>>408098
lol, good work.


NEET 09/13/2021 (Mon) 21:40:10 [Preview] No.408149 del
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Might get danned this morning. Day's not gonna be very productive anyway.


NEET 09/13/2021 (Mon) 21:53:19 [Preview] No.408150 del
>>408105
Didn't Nuro already tell us?

>>408106
Peak based.

>>408112
Depends on which ones. Like in most countries there will be a group of people I hate for various reasons.

>>408113
I like the colours of nature.

>>408132
>Really need to take action.
You do. Good luck.

>>408139
Porridge. You have an interesting choice for breakfast.

>>408148
What's the appeal with that shirt?

>>408138
>>408149
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 09/13/2021 (Mon) 22:06:51 [Preview] No.408151 del
mording


NEET 09/13/2021 (Mon) 22:07:10 [Preview] No.408152 del


NEET 09/13/2021 (Mon) 22:09:51 [Preview] No.408153 del
>>408151
Good morning NEET.

>>408152
Gooners pay the ultimate cost.


NEET 09/13/2021 (Mon) 22:32:36 [Preview] No.408155 del
Gettin ready for my 9 o'clock appointment with Dr Murphy. Need to find my best trackies.


NEET 09/13/2021 (Mon) 22:34:20 [Preview] No.408156 del
>>408152
There are times when you just need to drown your sorrows.


NEET 09/13/2021 (Mon) 22:37:01 [Preview] No.408157 del
>>408154
A lot of meaning in those Pepes.

>>408155
Good luck, hopefully he has the medicine you need.

>>408156
kek


NEET 09/13/2021 (Mon) 22:39:05 [Preview] No.408158 del
>>408155
Can you swim?


NEET 09/13/2021 (Mon) 22:54:43 [Preview] No.408159 del
Might change my name to Viper Chungus.


NEET 09/13/2021 (Mon) 22:57:49 [Preview] No.408160 del
>>408159
I think it would suit you.


NEET 09/13/2021 (Mon) 22:58:37 [Preview] No.408161 del
Need to work on my fitness today. Might do some power wanking.


NEET 09/13/2021 (Mon) 23:09:49 [Preview] No.408162 del
>>408159
Hello Mr Chungus


NEET 09/13/2021 (Mon) 23:10:10 [Preview] No.408163 del
>>408161
Remember to use plenty of lube.


NEET 09/13/2021 (Mon) 23:10:20 [Preview] No.408164 del
Ok, garn to dan's to pick up my prescription. You neets need anything?


NEET 09/13/2021 (Mon) 23:13:06 [Preview] No.408165 del
>>408164
Pack of jerky thanks.


NEET 09/13/2021 (Mon) 23:17:04 [Preview] No.408166 del


NEET 09/13/2021 (Mon) 23:18:49 [Preview] No.408167 del
>>408164
A 1996 Penfolds Grange please.


NEET 09/13/2021 (Mon) 23:38:24 [Preview] No.408168 del
Ok, got some lambs from dans, now settling in to watch UFO(2021). Except it to be crap


NEET 09/13/2021 (Mon) 23:41:05 [Preview] No.408169 del
>>408168
Where is my Grange?


NEET 09/13/2021 (Mon) 23:44:06 [Preview] No.408170 del
>>408169
He should have picked you up some top shelf cask goon instead.


NEET 09/13/2021 (Mon) 23:45:09 [Preview] No.408171 del
>>408169
Gave it to that homeless neet you sent to pick it up. He gave it to you, right?


NEET 09/13/2021 (Mon) 23:59:54 [Preview] No.408172 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=z6ak1OtC_gM [Embed]


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 00:02:50 [Preview] No.408173 del
>worried that homeless neet may not have been the man of integrity he appeared to be


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 00:11:40 [Preview] No.408174 del
>>408173
Do you have your stick ready?


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 00:21:07 [Preview] No.408175 del
What do you give a 3 year old boy for their birthday?
Still a couple of years to young for an archery set or a knife or a home brew kit.


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 00:23:55 [Preview] No.408176 del
Oooft. Taxed after 12.
Daddybot came over with coffee.
Might have to make a visit to IGA for a morning recovery red top.
Gonna be a slow wage day


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 00:24:20 [Preview] No.408177 del
>>408175
Depends on the bulge and what their likes are as well as what toys they have at the moment.
Ask for more information, then look online for toys related to that interest in that range. Would also good to ask so you don't get anything they already have if it is a narrow interest (i.e. TV show).


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 00:25:03 [Preview] No.408178 del
>>408176
Good morning NEET.
Did your daddybot come and go?
Go get some strawberries instead.


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 00:26:06 [Preview] No.408179 del
>>408178
Yeah, was in the area.
I need some cocaine.


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 00:26:53 [Preview] No.408180 del
>>408179
>cocaine
That takes your life down an interpretative knife dancing path.


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 00:28:05 [Preview] No.408181 del
>>408175
Do they make children's chainsaws? If not, could be a gap in the toy marketplace that needs filling


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 00:28:15 [Preview] No.408182 del
>>408180
The only path I've ever known


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 00:28:51 [Preview] No.408183 del
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NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 00:30:10 [Preview] No.408184 del
>>408181
They sell tool kits.

>>408182
You can move away from it and take detours.


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 00:35:18 [Preview] No.408185 del
>>408177
Keen not to buy stupid toys or jewish propaganda.
Maybe some pocket binoculars or something.


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 00:43:11 [Preview] No.408187 del
>>408185
Depends on how agile and mobile they are in terms of their motor skills. If they were a little older when they can hold their interests on things for a little longer you have a much wider of ideas for presents.
Perhaps have a look at specific specialty toy stores that don't have as much cheap Bug junk. They would have better range of quality toys, but are more expensive and are more durable.


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 00:45:42 [Preview] No.408188 del
>>408186
They should have used the taser on him. Would have made the video better and stopped him from getting away.


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 00:53:23 [Preview] No.408189 del
2 sapporos acquired.

>>408186
kek


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 00:53:45 [Preview] No.408190 del
>>408188
The partner could have done literally *anything* to help but didn't. She won't be punished though.


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 00:56:12 [Preview] No.408191 del
Female police officers must be the most entitled kind of woman


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 00:58:37 [Preview] No.408192 del
>>408190
True, I just wanted to see him tasered.
The scream as they fall to the ground, the smash as they hit the ground and the moans with "I did nothing wrong" afterwards. When it is deserved it is funny to watch


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 01:02:03 [Preview] No.408193 del
>>408192
At the commune neets will be picked out at random to be tasered by Council members.


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 01:03:10 [Preview] No.408194 del
>>408193
>picked out at random
They will know deep down what they did wrong.


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 01:03:24 [Preview] No.408195 del
>>408192
I'd pay her to taser my cock and balls. Thecuddleutically of course.


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 01:03:56 [Preview] No.408196 del
>>408193
>tasered by Council members.
...dressed as police women


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 01:06:08 [Preview] No.408197 del
Still pretty drunk from the lambs. Might go outside in the sun, lie down on park bench like a dero, and listen to lovecraft's at the mountains of madness


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 01:07:08 [Preview] No.408198 del
>>408195
Only if you have this playing in the background while it happens:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=h79nFjdyigo [Embed]


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 01:14:07 [Preview] No.408199 del
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>>408197
Have a good lie down neet.


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 01:16:30 [Preview] No.408200 del
>>408197
did you just skole them or something?


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 01:19:47 [Preview] No.408201 del


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 01:20:15 [Preview] No.408202 del
>tfw getting involved in r/stopdrinking


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 01:20:33 [Preview] No.408203 del
Morning bros. Having a black instant.


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 01:21:09 [Preview] No.408204 del
>>408201
isn't that a choking hazard?


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 01:23:10 [Preview] No.408205 del
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NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 01:25:51 [Preview] No.408206 del
>>408186
How the fuck that guy gonna chase the boong or whatever and take a video over the fence when he catches im?

Why the fuk im posting when I can parse my sentences properly?


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 01:32:40 [Preview] No.408207 del
>>408204
This >>408205 could work if they like building things. If they can fix their attention long, if they have their parents help or playing with friend.


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 01:32:59 [Preview] No.408208 del
>>408206
>Why the fuk im posting when I can parse my sentences properly?
Goon tax!


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 01:40:10 [Preview] No.408209 del
>>408197
Sounds comfy. I've finished my first can of sapporo, gonna have the next one and a mongster before starting the work day after my lunch break.

>>408202
I've posted there before

>>408203
Morning cuz


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 01:43:51 [Preview] No.408210 del
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>>408207
you can get all kinds of cnc shaped wooden blocks these days. i seen some have 12 facets


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 01:45:10 [Preview] No.408211 del
Last night I had a dream where I had been like transplanted into someone elses body.
The guy I went into lived somewhere in a medium sized city in Queensland, had two kids and a wife but the family was a bit dero, the house was pretty average and backed onto another house with no privacy in between which got on my nerves. The wife had her hair in a bun and it was multicoloured. I had this feeling of improving the whole situation and knowing what had to be done. Both me and the wife were high-vis workers and as she's getting ready for work I suggested she let the hair down and remove the colour and act like the beautiful lady she was. Seemed really happy when I said that. After work I basically laid out a plan to get above the poverty line, get out of the ratty lifestyle and provide a better future for the kids and find a better place to live.
She was extremely happy with how I was planning for the better which seemed like something the body I inhabited had never done. Felt pretty good to be starting from very little to provide better for the family, kind of like the start of a GTA game or something.


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 01:47:39 [Preview] No.408212 del
>>408211
Your dream sounded like where you wanted to be in the future. Good luck with it.


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 01:49:11 [Preview] No.408213 del
>>408212
Dunno about that but when I woke up I thought the situation of that inhabited body wasn't that bad. Felt good to make a woman happy again


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 01:53:21 [Preview] No.408214 del
>>408211
You dreamed you were Nuro.


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 01:55:46 [Preview] No.408215 del
BWS bottle-o couldn't sell me any alcohol due to an "IT problem". Couldn't tell me why they didn't just pull down the roller doors.

Helpful girl at KFC informed me that for an extra $2 I could get 24 nuggers instead of 10.


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 02:13:43 [Preview] No.408216 del
>>408215
What if this kfc qt is really a chubby chaser who wants to fatten you up?


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 02:14:23 [Preview] No.408217 del
How poor Vietnamese guerrillas won the Vietnam War - Cu Chi Tunnels Part 1


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 02:16:30 [Preview] No.408218 del
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NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 02:20:26 [Preview] No.408219 del
>>408214
bzzzzzzzztt wrong neet faggot


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 02:27:30 [Preview] No.408220 del
>>408217
That's not how they won. They won by sending wave after wave of conscripts for the americans to slaughter until the seppos got tired and went home.


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 02:28:21 [Preview] No.408221 del
>>408218
Good amount of power.


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 02:28:52 [Preview] No.408222 del
the US were a bunch of pussies for not nuking vietnam and every asian country in general


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 02:29:31 [Preview] No.408223 del
>>408218
is that photo after you ate half the meat, or did they jew you?


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 02:30:42 [Preview] No.408224 del
>>408222
Conceded


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 02:32:18 [Preview] No.408225 del
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some nutcase a couple of suburbs over sent me a letter


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 02:32:53 [Preview] No.408226 del
>>408168
This ufo series was made by jj abrams, and has those cute little light flares he made famous in the 2009 star trek remake.


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 02:37:27 [Preview] No.408227 del
>>408225
Christfags are quite literally nothing more than jewish goys


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 02:38:09 [Preview] No.408228 del
>>408227
I didn't look at the URL, but I presume jw is Jahova's Witnesses, so they're also child killers


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 02:52:52 [Preview] No.408229 del
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>>408225
They probably prefer this to doorstopping cunts who hate them.


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 02:52:58 [Preview] No.408230 del
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does anybody have this image?
the thread has already disappeared


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 02:53:39 [Preview] No.408231 del
>>408228
its JEHOVAH. And you better back that up or stfu.


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 02:54:20 [Preview] No.408232 del
>>408231
ah google it?
they refuse life saving medical treatment for their kids


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 02:57:28 [Preview] No.408233 del
>>408230
https://youtube.com/watch?v=RFgjQXV890A [Embed]


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 02:58:14 [Preview] No.408234 del
>>408230
The ausneets crew, out for a picnic


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 02:59:38 [Preview] No.408235 del
Ah fuck sake. Bossman has scheduled a catchup at 3pm regarding workload, goals, etc. Not exactly what I want while day drinking and not working.


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 03:00:16 [Preview] No.408236 del
>>408235
he's going to fire you


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 03:07:29 [Preview] No.408237 del
>>408235
>day drinking and not working.
Could it be a sign?


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 03:08:56 [Preview] No.408238 del
>>408235
Work is the curse of the drinking classes


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 03:16:19 [Preview] No.408239 del
It turns out there are two wagons you can get on. One is to quit drinking, the other, to quit working.


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 03:28:30 [Preview] No.408240 del
>>408239
When they arrive? Today or tomorrow?


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 03:40:09 [Preview] No.408241 del
Choose your own neet adventure - the wine wagon, or the work wagon?


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 03:40:16 [Preview] No.408242 del


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 03:43:43 [Preview] No.408244 del
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NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 03:52:50 [Preview] No.408245 del


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 04:22:32 [Preview] No.408246 del
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>>408243
>>408244
Our possos are better than seppo possos


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 04:28:23 [Preview] No.408247 del
>>408246
the second one was one of ours


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 04:28:42 [Preview] No.408248 del
Having a bottle of wine.


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 04:33:42 [Preview] No.408249 del
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Does anyone know if allen hyneck was jewish?


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 04:38:49 [Preview] No.408250 del
ESCAPE VARIANTS ARE COMING

YOUR VACCINE WONT WORK

AND MANY WILL DIE


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 04:39:34 [Preview] No.408251 del
>>408249
'ol hynie was a Dutchman I reckon


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 04:40:21 [Preview] No.408252 del
>>408249
looks like colonel sander's love child


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 04:41:58 [Preview] No.408253 del
>>408250
Do you wannna get ASIO'd
Because thats how you get ASIO'd


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 04:44:08 [Preview] No.408254 del
Anyone want a $100 naked wines voucher?


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 04:47:31 [Preview] No.408255 del
>>408254
yeah but no bare bone this time


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 05:03:01 [Preview] No.408256 del
>>408254
those things are a con


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 05:08:55 [Preview] No.408258 del
Willing to bare my bone for dan vouchers


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 05:26:13 [Preview] No.408259 del
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/ourguy/


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 05:38:01 [Preview] No.408260 del
Fuck ING


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 05:41:25 [Preview] No.408261 del
>>408225
I got a letter from them a few years ago.
Looks like the same hand writing.


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 05:46:36 [Preview] No.408262 del
>>408261
a sissyphusean task, they must be praying for Jehovah to bring about an end to it.


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 05:50:12 [Preview] No.408263 del
>>408262
Aren't we all?


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 05:51:23 [Preview] No.408264 del
possum called me a fussy sissy once


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 06:03:43 [Preview] No.408265 del


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 06:09:37 [Preview] No.408266 del
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>>408260
Da fug did you just say about IGA?


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 06:10:42 [Preview] No.408267 del
Low quality dickposter is back. I'm out of here


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 06:10:59 [Preview] No.408268 del
Out of reds and these 'great' northerns are truly terrible.


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 06:11:12 [Preview] No.408269 del
>>408266
I thought he was talking about his ING investments


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 06:12:04 [Preview] No.408270 del
>>408268
I've had it on tap once or twice interstate and it seemed passable.


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 06:12:25 [Preview] No.408271 del
>>408175
box of Fruit Loops


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 06:12:52 [Preview] No.408272 del
Bossman has told me to get a move on with learning SQL and more python/aws/etc stuff because he will be putting me forward to management for a promotion to the infrastructure team which he wants to happen in the next 9-12 months
Dividends


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 06:14:41 [Preview] No.408273 del
>>408268
Mix them with some lemonade.


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 06:15:14 [Preview] No.408274 del
>>408225
Get any good prizes yet?
>>408229
Wish my handwriting was that neet


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 06:16:08 [Preview] No.408275 del
>>408272
and even this wont be enough incentive for you to get your shit squared away


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 06:17:56 [Preview] No.408276 del
>>408272
All the more reason to cut back on the goon, start planning your future.


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 06:18:36 [Preview] No.408277 del
>>408274
>Get any good prizes yet?
i think there was a free drink on one or something
i don't really pay attention as it's all a scam to get you to use their shitty app


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 06:19:23 [Preview] No.408278 del
>>408276
>>408275
I'm celebrating with a long neck and some chippies, will start getting my life together tomorrow


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 06:21:58 [Preview] No.408279 del
>>408269
Yeah, an hour phone call and took the afternoon off to deal with it and then they say that because there isn't a date of occupancy they wont insure it.
Mob of cunts.
The date of occupancy is after I insure it.


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 06:22:29 [Preview] No.408280 del
>>408268
They're like lolly water too, you need to drink shit loads to feel anything.


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 06:23:15 [Preview] No.408281 del
>>408272
Boonglyfe pays dividends.


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 06:25:43 [Preview] No.408282 del
4 custard tarts down the hatch.


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 06:27:29 [Preview] No.408283 del
>>408279
is your house presently uninsured? :o


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 06:28:37 [Preview] No.408284 del
>>408272
Time for a celebration?


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 06:28:55 [Preview] No.408285 del
>>408282
A snack?


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 06:32:13 [Preview] No.408286 del
>>408282
Well hatched.


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 06:36:44 [Preview] No.408287 del
>>408283
It's under building insurance at the moment.


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 06:37:46 [Preview] No.408288 del
>>408285
Yeah, got two salami sticks, some thai sweet chili doritoes, some chickadees, some cookies and cream tee vee snacks and 4l of coke.
Garn get boong'd.


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 06:39:40 [Preview] No.408289 del
>>408284
Way ahead of you fella


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 06:40:35 [Preview] No.408290 del
>>408289
do the dishes with me.


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 06:41:05 [Preview] No.408291 del
>>407998
This sounds to me like an attempt to import some 16chan board drama over here.
>>408211
Sounds like an interesting dream.
>>408249
I remember Nuro lost it at me a few years ago back on 8chan when I said that I watched something with him in it and thought it was boring or something like that.
>>408259
Hahahaha.
15 degrees today in Shitbourne, submitted one of my essays, think I'll go get a steak sandwich with the lot for a late lunch.


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 06:41:45 [Preview] No.408292 del
>>408284
https://youtube.com/watch?v=O3pyCGnZzYA [Embed]


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 06:42:39 [Preview] No.408293 del
>>408272
Unless you get on the wagon and stay on there none of that will come to fruition.


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 06:42:59 [Preview] No.408294 del
Wonder what kind of outdoor designated boongery space cruiseys new house has


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 06:44:49 [Preview] No.408295 del
>>408294
I want to know when the house warming party is. I want to be the first to clog his shitter and vomit in the fridge.


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 06:44:56 [Preview] No.408296 del
>>408294
It has an alfresco, or so I've heard.
He doesn't post here anymore.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=pQ90-CK2D_4 [Embed]


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 06:47:29 [Preview] No.408297 del
>>408291
>steak sandwich with the lot for a late lunch.
Sounds nice.


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 06:51:26 [Preview] No.408299 del
>>408296
We could get the NEET band back together and have jam sessions there.


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 06:52:18 [Preview] No.408300 del
Needs a vaudeville banjo strumming.


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 06:52:45 [Preview] No.408301 del
>>408298
lol, good one.


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 06:52:53 [Preview] No.408302 del
>>408299
Shire's too fat to be the pretty one now.


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 06:55:05 [Preview] No.408303 del
>>408298
I have saved a copy of this.


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 06:56:20 [Preview] No.408304 del
>>408302
Monk might have to fill in.


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 06:57:32 [Preview] No.408305 del
Shire is fat?


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 06:57:33 [Preview] No.408306 del
Down to my last 10 or so choofs


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 06:57:53 [Preview] No.408307 del
>>408303
If it makes you rich, can you buy me a quart?


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 06:58:26 [Preview] No.408308 del
>>408307
it will likely be presented as evidence at my trial


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 06:58:33 [Preview] No.408309 del
>>408305
Big Ol' Chungus


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 06:58:40 [Preview] No.408310 del
>>408306
How many cones do you have in a sesh?
that would last me a week


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 06:59:13 [Preview] No.408311 del
>>408304
He's filled out.


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 06:59:23 [Preview] No.408312 del
>>408309
Been thinking that if monks weight gain continues he will slowly become the new webby if he stays in IT.


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 06:59:37 [Preview] No.408313 del
>>408308
Posts like these are why Possum thinks what he does.


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 07:00:41 [Preview] No.408314 del
>>408305
he's just husky


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 07:00:48 [Preview] No.408315 del
>>408310
3 or 4. Although tonight I'm planning more.
Usually that would last about a week.
Old mate is getting some more on Monday, I was going to wait until next weekend to pick it up, but I don't think it'll last that long.


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 07:01:04 [Preview] No.408316 del
>>408313
he's a humorless git


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 07:01:36 [Preview] No.408317 del
>>408312
That might be his motivation.


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 07:02:08 [Preview] No.408318 del
>>408316
That's what he said about you too.


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 07:02:28 [Preview] No.408319 del
I can hear his Hmming from reading these posts already.


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 07:02:37 [Preview] No.408320 del
>>408315
what are you planning standard wise tonight?


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 07:04:21 [Preview] No.408321 del
>>408320
I have an unopened bottle of A-bleh.
Might get through a quarter of it.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=xO_ojcC2u6E [Embed]


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 07:04:29 [Preview] No.408322 del
Might watch some more of the young pope. Remember when possum was striving for that jude law body?


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 07:04:59 [Preview] No.408323 del
>>408316
he's our special neet


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 07:05:33 [Preview] No.408324 del
>>408321
Oh it's cruisedog
is A-bleh your own slang for aldi wine or something?


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 07:05:48 [Preview] No.408325 del
>>408288
>thai sweet chili doritoes
Never seen them before
>chickadees
Those are the ones shaped like drumsticks right, unlike that In-a-Biskit crap
>4l of coke
Yeah you won't be sleeping tonigt


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 07:06:39 [Preview] No.408326 del
>>408291
Enjoy the sanga!


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 07:07:22 [Preview] No.408327 del
>>408296
>He doesn't post here anymore
Is this not him?, >>408298


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 07:07:37 [Preview] No.408328 del
>>408318
Well webby was kind of vindicated when posso and redacted neeet tried to purge him from the gen for a few edgy jokes.


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 07:09:46 [Preview] No.408329 del
>>408322
Stop thinking those thoughts.


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 07:11:25 [Preview] No.408331 del
>>408325
>drumsticks
They're shaped like cheeto sticks.


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 07:11:42 [Preview] No.408332 del
>>408327
I think that's sadarseNEET.


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 07:11:59 [Preview] No.408333 del
>>408330
dont know how you tards get a-bleh out of it: https://youtube.com/watch?v=HPQJtz8Nfoc [Embed]


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 07:12:06 [Preview] No.408334 del
>>408328
I don't remember this.


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 07:12:16 [Preview] No.408335 del
>>408329
Nothing wrong with non sexual appreciation of another mans physique and bulge.


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 07:13:12 [Preview] No.408336 del
>>408333
I think it's was 10k's meme name.


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 07:14:39 [Preview] No.408337 del
>>408334
I'm twisting the details a little bit


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 07:15:23 [Preview] No.408338 del
>>408333
They're obviously on the DSP


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 07:16:47 [Preview] No.408339 del
>>408295
What an honour that would be.


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 07:17:55 [Preview] No.408340 del
>>408337
I'll twist your nipples a little bit.


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 07:19:48 [Preview] No.408341 del
>>408340
Hmmmmmmmm


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 07:19:59 [Preview] No.408342 del
lol
(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 07:21:47 [Preview] No.408343 del
>>408342
big chungus belly


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 07:22:07 [Preview] No.408344 del
>>408342
our boy looking hes in his mid 40s


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 07:22:23 [Preview] No.408345 del
>>408342
He has a similar gut to mine


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 07:22:32 [Preview] No.408346 del
>>408343
that's what 2 litres of goon a day gets ya!


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 07:24:36 [Preview] No.408347 del
>>408342
that poor eeb


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 07:28:08 [Preview] No.408348 del
>>408342
I thought he only wore polos or dress shirts?


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 07:29:24 [Preview] No.408349 del
>>408348
He might have out grown them


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 07:30:08 [Preview] No.408350 del
Weeb on the eeb
Croaking with sneed
Creepshots for later, unleashing his seed
Lamb in the oven, hashbrowns flipped twice
The opiate bathtub, void of all ice
He arrives in the kitchen, photo of feed
Now on ausneets, time for the deed
He moans and he spams allover the board
The same old dusk photo, imaginary fjord
Nothing might stop him, stuck to his creed
In numos big mind, hes still in the lead


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 07:30:31 [Preview] No.408351 del
>>408298
>smells so fine
I have my doubts.


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 07:31:09 [Preview] No.408352 del
>>408319
I like the angelic singing.


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 07:31:27 [Preview] No.408353 del


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 07:31:57 [Preview] No.408354 del
>>408340
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 07:35:14 [Preview] No.408355 del
Going to do the dishes in the bath bros.


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 07:36:22 [Preview] No.408356 del
>>408355
Will you give yourself a clean in there?


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 07:37:51 [Preview] No.408357 del
>>408356
neet stick will get a vigorous rub and scrub


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 07:38:54 [Preview] No.408358 del
>>408355
this sounds unhygienic, even by my incredibly low standards


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 07:39:23 [Preview] No.408359 del
>>408345
Your thighs are hairier.


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 07:40:03 [Preview] No.408360 del
>>408358
>incredibly low standards
Raise them!


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 07:40:38 [Preview] No.408361 del
>>408358
I'll have a shower afterwards


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 07:42:45 [Preview] No.408362 del
>>408353
>The salt doesn't affect their eyes.
These are the people I was on about.
https://www.bbc.com/future/article/20160229-the-sea-nomad-children-who-see-like-dolphins

She thought she knew better.


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 07:43:30 [Preview] No.408363 del
>>408361
Are you getting in the bath with them?
If not, that's a pretty good idea.


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 07:43:42 [Preview] No.408364 del
>>408355
Don't wash any knives neet


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 07:43:50 [Preview] No.408365 del
One big load.


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 07:44:48 [Preview] No.408366 del
I'm going to masturbate in the bath.


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 07:47:16 [Preview] No.408367 del
>>408366
With dishes?


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 07:48:43 [Preview] No.408368 del
When I was a young teen I was having a bath with my younger brother and tried to secretly do the dishes thinking he didn't know what it was yet.
He did.


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 07:50:48 [Preview] No.408369 del
Time for purples


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 07:51:26 [Preview] No.408370 del
>>408368
thats pretty fucked mate


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 07:52:08 [Preview] No.408371 del
>>408369
few pasitos and passionas?


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 07:53:21 [Preview] No.408372 del


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 07:59:32 [Preview] No.408373 del
Bindi's lawyers were quite rude when I enquired about purchasing her bath water.


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 08:01:09 [Preview] No.408374 del
>>408371
>tfw now thinking about that can


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 08:03:33 [Preview] No.408375 del
Judgemental girl working at the bottle-o again. She hates me.


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 08:05:03 [Preview] No.408376 del
Getting closer to that part of he boong/

https://youtu.be/TmmzbVM5BMw?t=574


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 08:06:42 [Preview] No.408377 del
Once I was smoking a ripper cone in cruiseys backyard when webber walked in and said "thats pretty fucking cloud native"


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 08:08:39 [Preview] No.408378 del
>>408377
Walked in to my outside?


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 08:11:36 [Preview] No.408379 del
>>408377
>"thats pretty fucking cloud native"
words I have never uttered


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 08:12:31 [Preview] No.408380 del
>>408375
Shes a lesbian m8, she hates all men.


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 08:13:58 [Preview] No.408381 del
>>408379
What is a cloud native?


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 08:16:25 [Preview] No.408382 del
>>408375
Leave them a bad review and mention her name.


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 08:20:46 [Preview] No.408384 del
Why am I drinking cans and watching 30 second csgo clips instead of becoming a devops cloud ninja wtf


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 08:21:18 [Preview] No.408385 del
What's this banjo style called?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Zy4jV6B08M0 [Embed]


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 08:23:17 [Preview] No.408386 del
>>408384
You get more out of being a boong than a ninja.


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 08:26:06 [Preview] No.408387 del
>>408385
jazz I guess, although that's normally played on a tenor (4 string) banjo and flat picked


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 08:27:16 [Preview] No.408388 del
Looking at houses and apartments that I'll move into when I get my cushy 150k cloud engineering role


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 08:27:32 [Preview] No.408389 del
>>408387
>jazz
specifically that dixieland jazz shit, if you listen to the few chords he's playing


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 08:28:22 [Preview] No.408390 del
>>408282
You have brought honour to the board, neet. Were they supermarket ones?


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 08:29:28 [Preview] No.408391 del
>>408312
I think the student could grow greater than the master.


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 08:31:26 [Preview] No.408392 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=vghw4y019so [Embed]


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 08:32:00 [Preview] No.408393 del
>>408322
Just who is the more highly ranked executive these days, possum or webby?
>>408272
Which you don't have the intellect for.


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 08:32:38 [Preview] No.408394 del
>>408388
Build and buy places.


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 08:32:52 [Preview] No.408395 del
>>408393
>Which you don't have the intellect for.
steady on lol


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 08:33:03 [Preview] No.408396 del
>>408389
>dixieland
Yeah, cheers.


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 08:33:24 [Preview] No.408397 del
>>408390
They were supermarket bakery ones.


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 08:33:58 [Preview] No.408398 del


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 08:45:56 [Preview] No.408399 del
>>408375
You love it!


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 08:55:06 [Preview] No.408400 del
Containerise and rapidly deploy my arse


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 09:02:41 [Preview] No.408401 del
>>408400
To rural and remote locations?


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 09:07:24 [Preview] No.408402 del
Had 4.8 standards today, and I feel fucked. But I know I am like little baby compared to some. How many standards have neets had?


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 09:08:35 [Preview] No.408403 del
>>408402
On number 11.3. Started around midday though. You gotta push through that <5 standoe tiredness to dance with the big neets.


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 09:13:12 [Preview] No.408404 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=WjFC5eYK6Q8 [Embed]


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 09:14:20 [Preview] No.408405 del
>>408402
8.6
might make some poof drinks next


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 09:15:42 [Preview] No.408406 del
>>408405
With pebsi?


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 09:17:48 [Preview] No.408407 del
>>408406
yeh mate


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 09:19:05 [Preview] No.408408 del
YERBA MATE!!!!


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 09:20:51 [Preview] No.408409 del
poof drink made


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 09:21:07 [Preview] No.408410 del
>>408402
4.3, about to crack open a longneck vb which will take me to 7.2 which will do me.


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 09:23:05 [Preview] No.408411 del
My boong session is over.
About 8 choofs and three or four standos. lmost a uater of the bottle.


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 09:26:52 [Preview] No.408412 del
>>408411
>three or four standos. lmost a uater of the bottle.
big standos if you consumed a quarter of a spirit bottle


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 09:32:38 [Preview] No.408413 del
Might get on the (filtered) keif darts


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 09:35:37 [Preview] No.408414 del
>>408412
I think there's only 22 standards in a bottle.


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 09:36:40 [Preview] No.408415 del
>>408413
That's really fucking gay.
You make it shit with the spin, then ruin it with the filter so you can't even inhale it.


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 09:38:36 [Preview] No.408416 del
>>408414
Mayhaps, but your bottle will be 700 or 750ml, and a "stando" of spirit is 30ml. If you had 3 to 4 "standos", you consumed 90-120ml of spirit, or at most 16% or 4/25 of a bottle.


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 09:38:46 [Preview] No.408417 del
REALLY FUCKING GAY


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 09:38:56 [Preview] No.408418 del
>>408326
I did.
>>408336
Yeah I think it was too.
>>408412
Typical spirit bottle is usually between 20 and 22 standards, considering he had "almost" a quarter that would be 4 or 5 which isn't far off his estimate of 3 or 4.
Had the steak sandwich, it was nice, think I'll do some exercises later.


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 09:39:50 [Preview] No.408419 del
>>408416
Yeah, so like 5-6 standard drinks over 2-3 hours.


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 09:42:25 [Preview] No.408420 del
>>408419
a stando is 30ml of 40% ABV spirit
so he consumed either 90ml or 120ml to have "3 or 4 standos"
where did 5-6 come from?


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 09:43:10 [Preview] No.408421 del
if I pour one pint glass of spirit, I can't call that 1 stando and then complain two thirds of the bottle is gone


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 09:43:34 [Preview] No.408422 del
>>408415
I get perfectly baked tyvm mister


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 09:47:07 [Preview] No.408423 del
going to make 3 more standos of argumentative poofta drink


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 09:49:43 [Preview] No.408424 del
>>408422
No you didn't.
I've smoked like 8 times that much and am only bent.
You need to smoke straight bongs.
Big fucking romper stompers and get that shit into your lungs.
It's good for you.


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 09:50:25 [Preview] No.408425 del
>>408424
>Big fucking romper stompers
Hando would not approve


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 09:50:51 [Preview] No.408426 del
Yreah, fuck it.
I need another one because he's a gay cunt that has small gay fucking choofs.
Don't smoke mix.
And another stando.
So like, 5 stndards.


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 10:06:49 [Preview] No.408427 del
Will commune have a wheel like this?


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 10:08:10 [Preview] No.408428 del
>>408427
No, that would kill most if not all of the execs.


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 10:09:30 [Preview] No.408429 del
>>408428
We'd run it at 3/4 time.


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 10:11:18 [Preview] No.408430 del
>>408428
we could store the power in a fly wheel


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 10:11:40 [Preview] No.408431 del
>>408427
That wheel is what the world outside the compound is


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 10:12:03 [Preview] No.408432 del
At the neet compound we will smoke only single source choof


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 10:12:59 [Preview] No.408433 del
>>408432
From whore's arse.


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 10:14:24 [Preview] No.408434 del
>>408432
I'm smoking cigars brought in by some of Monk's South American and Cuban girlfriends.


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 10:14:41 [Preview] No.408435 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=vU-g6mC1F0g [Embed]


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 10:14:53 [Preview] No.408436 del
Thought my dog kept letting off ripper farts.
Turned out I had fresh shit on my shoe, smearing it around on the carpet.


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 10:15:08 [Preview] No.408437 del
>Wojak SNIFF. png


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 10:16:49 [Preview] No.408438 del
>>408436
This is why at the neet compound we will have a brown carpet


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 10:19:19 [Preview] No.408439 del
>>408428
I was concerned about the weight restrictions.

>>408431
kek


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 10:19:41 [Preview] No.408440 del
>>408438
can't we just have a dirt floor?


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 10:20:11 [Preview] No.408441 del


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 10:20:57 [Preview] No.408442 del
>>408436
Well done.


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 10:22:43 [Preview] No.408443 del
>>408440
You people disgust me. No wonder possum doesn't post here anymore.


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 10:24:38 [Preview] No.408444 del
4chan is literally just spooks talking to each other.


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 10:24:48 [Preview] No.408445 del
Just as entrance to greek underworld was guarded by the mythical dog cerberus, at the neet compound the neet doggo will block entrance to outsiders, and challenge them to a competitive farting duel. Only those who can out-fart our doggo may enter.


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 10:29:15 [Preview] No.408446 del


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 10:31:55 [Preview] No.408447 del
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>>408436
>shoes
>inside the house
this reaction image needs to be redone as a frog


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 10:32:47 [Preview] No.408448 del
>>408447
Shoes would be good with dirt floors.


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 10:34:11 [Preview] No.408449 del


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 10:36:54 [Preview] No.408450 del
>>408447
I know. You can take the neet of the bad home, but not the bad home out of the neet.


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 10:37:11 [Preview] No.408451 del
>>408447
That is a good image.


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 10:38:32 [Preview] No.408452 del
Carpeting will only be for the Council members.


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 10:39:43 [Preview] No.408453 del
>>408452
Yeah, they need to have the most shitsmelling rooms.


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 10:40:49 [Preview] No.408454 del
>You have been paid $3,774.93 into your account ending in 1237
Boong party time

>>408426
Good boong, only got 2 cans left :(


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 10:42:35 [Preview] No.408455 del
>>408453
The stronger the smell, the more dominance.


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 10:43:34 [Preview] No.408456 del
>>408453
I'll rub it all through his Persian cashmere.


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 10:45:41 [Preview] No.408457 del
Strange lack of nuro tonight


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 10:47:21 [Preview] No.408458 del
1500 left on the cc


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 10:50:23 [Preview] No.408459 del
>>408457
Probably at Fort Forte and generally being based.


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 10:50:44 [Preview] No.408460 del
>>408458
Well done. What was the high?


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 10:54:23 [Preview] No.408461 del
>>408460
The high? I owed like 4k at one point
I could actually pay it off right now but I'm not confident I can spend less than a grand in the month


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 11:01:46 [Preview] No.408462 del
night all


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 11:03:30 [Preview] No.408463 del
>>408462
Good night NEET. Sleep tight.


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 11:06:07 [Preview] No.408464 del
(1.00 MB 976x737 gif.png)
With fig glaze.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Ndt3bVNcug0 [Embed]


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NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 11:07:02 [Preview]