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NEET General #404 - Wakey Wakey Eggs and Bakey Edition NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 21:48:55 [Preview] No. 408510
What is your favourite meal to start the day?

OLD: >>407270


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 23:08:53 [Preview] No.408554 del
How does he do it?


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 23:13:50 [Preview] No.408556 del
How?


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 23:14:32 [Preview] No.408557 del
SILVER CITY SPARS


NEET 09/14/2021 (Tue) 23:59:32 [Preview] No.408566 del
>>408510
I don't eat eggs or bacon because I'm vegan


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 00:00:58 [Preview] No.408567 del
Mongers. Black instant, kiwi fruit. Minimal tax, ready to face the day.


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 00:25:09 [Preview] No.408577 del
morning bros


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 00:32:02 [Preview] No.408580 del
>>408510
A very apropos thread and pepe. Well done son.


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 00:35:40 [Preview] No.408590 del
>>408566
but you eat cum


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 00:35:50 [Preview] No.408591 del
>>408557
back to 16


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 00:36:43 [Preview] No.408592 del
>>408577
Good morning NEET.


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 00:39:09 [Preview] No.408593 del
>>408590
not all the time


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 00:41:02 [Preview] No.408594 del
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Stepped on the scale this morning. Hitting the beers and smashing big bags of chips nightly will have to cease. Going to go for a long walk after I finish this black instant.


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 00:43:40 [Preview] No.408595 del
>>408580
Excellent word of the week.


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 00:44:58 [Preview] No.408596 del
>>408594
>Going to go for a long walk
Do some squats too. Get that arse back into shape.


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 00:45:15 [Preview] No.408597 del
>>408594
what number popped up?
i might weigh myself for a lol


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 00:46:34 [Preview] No.408598 del
>>408597
136 and i pooed this mording


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 00:47:09 [Preview] No.408599 del
>>408598
>>408597
just to be clear i made both these posts


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 00:49:33 [Preview] No.408600 del
>>408598
is that like automatic qualification for the dsp?


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NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 00:57:40 [Preview] No.408603 del
>>408602
Are you uncertain who that is?


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NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 00:59:58 [Preview] No.408605 del
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16chan /ausneets/ banned the fuck out of dickspammer

Low quality aggro, mimicry and dox attempts are the hallmark of this one trick pony.

https://16chan.xyz/ausneets/res/28473.html#q28473

Have a nice day. I'm out of here.


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 01:02:12 [Preview] No.408606 del
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>>408605
^^^ this is 16 ^^^
if that's up you alley then good riddance


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 01:03:27 [Preview] No.408607 del
>>408606
Why do you have such a strong hatred of him?


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 01:22:07 [Preview] No.408608 del
>>408484
A truly NEET story.
>>408504
Not him but you can usually tell someone got on the bus just before you because they're just taking their seat or still fumbling around with their ticket.
>>408528
Yeah she's pretty decent.
16 degrees today in Shitbourne, another day, another breakfast from HJ's. Off to do some study soon.


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 01:44:05 [Preview] No.408609 del
>>408608
>Off to do some study soon.
Good luck.


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 01:44:14 [Preview] No.408610 del
Had a pie, sausage roll, and vanilla slice for lunch.


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 01:46:16 [Preview] No.408611 del
>>408573
I feel the same way about Dan Murphy's.


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 01:46:35 [Preview] No.408612 del
>>408610
Sounds nice. Did you have a Dare as the drink?


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 01:50:12 [Preview] No.408613 del
>>408612
No, I still have an unopened 1.5 litre pebsi.


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 01:50:13 [Preview] No.408614 del
>>408611
You should wait outside the doors looking in.


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 01:50:52 [Preview] No.408615 del
>>408609
Thank you NEET.


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 01:51:23 [Preview] No.408616 del
bunnings outsourced my delivery to some mob called ANC
the track and trace link on their website just instructs you to call a phone number


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 01:52:21 [Preview] No.408617 del
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NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 01:53:54 [Preview] No.408618 del
another c'unt


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 01:53:56 [Preview] No.408619 del
>>408616
Be careful NEET.


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 01:54:20 [Preview] No.408620 del
another cunt


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 01:58:33 [Preview] No.408621 del
>>408618
>>408620
kek, that took too long for me to get.


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 02:00:15 [Preview] No.408622 del
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the fucker apparently drove past my house to go and gorge himself in mcdonalds


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 02:00:44 [Preview] No.408623 del
>>408622
Look for grease marks on the boxes/packaging.


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 02:01:28 [Preview] No.408624 del
>>408623
I'm just going to straight up ask what boigs he had.


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 02:01:55 [Preview] No.408625 del
>>408624
I look forward to this update.


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 02:02:37 [Preview] No.408626 del
Getting vaxed today


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 02:04:42 [Preview] No.408627 del
>>408626
Stay safe out there.


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 02:05:21 [Preview] No.408628 del
>>408626
Hope you get a nice negress to jab you


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 02:08:16 [Preview] No.408629 del
>>408626
touch the nurse's boobies just in case you die this coming week


Satan NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 02:10:15 [Preview] No.408630 del
>>408626
Welcome my son.


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 02:17:36 [Preview] No.408631 del
>>408630
>SatanNEET
How is the weather today?


Satan NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 02:36:05 [Preview] No.408632 del
>>408631
Bit hot.


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 02:38:28 [Preview] No.408633 del
>>408632
I wouldn't mind if it warmed up a bit where I am. Probably not that warm though. I hope you have an aircon.


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 03:01:50 [Preview] No.408634 del
Bought one of these in the interim while the Weber is in pieces pending my hole being finished.
https://www.bunnings.com.au/jumbuck-globe-charcoal-kettle-bbq_p3170336
Went together easily enough.
The steel and enamel isn't as thick as the other, but it should be fine for some basic grilling and roasting.
I'll probably park it at Motherbat's once the other is all sorted.


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 03:02:06 [Preview] No.408635 del


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 03:07:32 [Preview] No.408636 del
>>408635
>the headset
kek, mine is almost like that, i had to superglue the cunt back together


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 03:08:32 [Preview] No.408637 del
>>408636
there are people at work with headsets like that
I think the desktop support guys don't give them new stuff
I just swipe into the store room and take whatever I want.


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 03:08:35 [Preview] No.408638 del
>>408634
>one of these in the interim
The price is surprisingly cheap.

>I'll probably park it at Motherbat's once the other is all sorted.
Smart idea. Even if it gets destroyed it wouldn't be too significant.

Will you be BBQing on it tonight?


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 03:09:17 [Preview] No.408639 del
>>408637
>work
yeah employers are usually kike shekelsteins and dont like replacing broken shit


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 03:09:49 [Preview] No.408640 del
>>408638
Tomorrow I'll cook that butterflied lamb shoulder I got on the weekend in it.
I have some meatballs I have to use up tonight.


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 03:11:29 [Preview] No.408641 del
>>408639
I'm surprised staff don't just refuse to use the broken stuff and tell their bosses they can't or won't do something until it is replaced. It's like they'd rather put up with shit then have to go through another hiring process somewhere else.


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 03:12:27 [Preview] No.408642 del
>>408635
I didn't like the typing noises.


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 03:42:25 [Preview] No.408643 del
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big oooofffffff


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 03:52:51 [Preview] No.408644 del
>>408643
why the big exclusion zone? everybody has known what one looks like for decades now
were they perhaps carrying something they shouldn't have been? like a nuke?


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 03:53:08 [Preview] No.408645 del
>>408643
>six mile exclusion zone
I'm guessing it was carrying something fun in its bomb bay.


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 03:54:32 [Preview] No.408646 del
>>408645
yeah I was thinking they didn't want photos leaking, but 6 miles is probably about right safety-wise for a full payload of conventional bombs


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 04:09:19 [Preview] No.408647 del
Howdy NEEToes, hows things? I'v been going good with my diet, and started doing some uberwaging again this week (just deliveries).

>>408643
Big oof indeed.

>>408644
Made out of secret materials and stuff.


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 04:12:37 [Preview] No.408648 del
>>408647
Good afternoon NEET.

>I'v been going good with my diet
Good to hear.

>(just deliveries)
Are you getting a decent amount of work each time?


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 04:15:30 [Preview] No.408649 del
>>408648
Yeah it's not bad, always someone ordering something, just have to make sure you snap up the job before someone else.


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 04:15:47 [Preview] No.408650 del
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>>408647
Not bad thanks, just waiting to hear from BigW on an order so I can then finally get boonged.


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 04:16:08 [Preview] No.408651 del
>>408647
Improving, also making changes to my diet and putting my weights to use soon.
Got a shitload of pre workout coming today.


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 04:18:20 [Preview] No.408652 del
>>408647
Won't be long now before Sexy Muscular Shire is back.


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 04:19:50 [Preview] No.408653 del
>>408650
What did you order?

>>408651
Nice, so far I've lost 7kg (a lot is probably just water weight though)


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 04:24:22 [Preview] No.408654 del
>>408653
A cheap microwave and a beard trimmer


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 04:26:52 [Preview] No.408655 del
>>408652
We shale see.


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 04:28:17 [Preview] No.408656 del
>>408654
I got a fancy smeg microwave a few months ago, has a grill function which is pretty handy, only problem is the lightbulb in it died now I have to take the thing apart to put a new one in it.


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 04:36:42 [Preview] No.408657 del
>>408656
be very careful poking about inside microwaves


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 04:39:02 [Preview] No.408658 del
>>408657
Yeah, just need to keep away from capacitors and stuff.


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 04:42:56 [Preview] No.408659 del
The goods arrived
Hopefully this am/pm shit isn't a waste of my hard earned neetbux.


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 04:47:24 [Preview] No.408660 del
>>408659
can you post the ingredients/nutrition labels side by side please?


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 04:48:34 [Preview] No.408661 del
>>408659
Keep us updated. Good luck with it.


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 04:50:58 [Preview] No.408662 del
>>408660
Had a feeling someone would ask this


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 04:57:21 [Preview] No.408663 del
>>408662
Some of the PM burner spilled upon opening for inspection.
Tastes breddy gud, like some lollies that I used to enjoy as a kid, can't quite put my finger on it.


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 05:04:28 [Preview] No.408664 del
>>408662
there's some difference between the two pots at least


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 05:05:08 [Preview] No.408665 del
>>408662
Forskolin = foreskin


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 05:08:31 [Preview] No.408666 del
>>408662
also if you take the pre-workout with the AM fat burner, that's a bit over 450mg of caffeine
3 cans of mondster is 480


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 05:13:12 [Preview] No.408667 del
Watching Dredd(2012). I thought I'd seen all the decent action and sci fi movies that have been made, but it seems I missed one. So far it's turning out to be pretty solid.


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 05:14:38 [Preview] No.408668 del
>>408665
Kek, great minds think alike.
>>408666
had 3 cans of monsder for breaky yesterday, I have very high caffeine tolerance


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 05:21:30 [Preview] No.408669 del
>>408668
just be careful with it please
just because you're not feeling anything doesn't mean it's not doing stuff


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 05:21:49 [Preview] No.408670 del
>>408659
Are you an executive?


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 05:22:36 [Preview] No.408671 del
>>408668
I have an energy drink, 4 cups of coffee, and sometimes some diet pepsi during the day. I used to have a lot more


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 05:25:47 [Preview] No.408672 del
>>408669
Thanks for the concern NEET, maybe I'll avoid the AM burner on days i'll use the pre.
Had an unknown amount, around a heaped teaspoon to test the AM burner, feeling pretty buzzed.

>>408670
Nope, just a NEET.

>>408671
Yeah I used to plough through like 10+ cups of coffee a day, slept like 6h a day back then.


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 05:42:44 [Preview] No.408675 del
I need to bring the recycling bin inside and sort out my empties for tomorrow.


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 05:44:58 [Preview] No.408676 del
>>408675
Got a lot of empties?


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 05:47:50 [Preview] No.408677 del
>>408676
two weeks worth


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 06:06:33 [Preview] No.408678 del
Brought the bin in.
I guess I'll sort everything later.


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 06:07:52 [Preview] No.408679 del
>>408678
I would throw everything in at full speed even if it didn't below.


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 06:08:08 [Preview] No.408680 del
>>408679
>below
*belong


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>>408656
Never owned a SMEG product, but I like the colour options with them. I just got the cheapest BigW had to offer, which was $50.


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 06:10:21 [Preview] No.408682 del
>>408679
I need to fold down boxes and things to make everything fit.
I don't mind doing it once I get started.


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 06:14:04 [Preview] No.408683 del
>>408682
>I need to fold down boxes
That's understandable because my approach would fail.


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 06:24:05 [Preview] No.408684 del
>>408663
>can't quite put my finger on it
Life Savers / Fruit Tingles?


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 06:26:48 [Preview] No.408685 del
>>408684
>Fruit Tingles
YES, it tastes like the pink ones.
Berry but also kinda powdery.


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 06:42:37 [Preview] No.408686 del
>>408662
>chromium


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 06:43:32 [Preview] No.408687 del
Gotta love urgent work shit showing up at 4:40pm
No vax side effects yet


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 06:44:19 [Preview] No.408688 del
>>408662
dredd was literally the last one karl urban can really up the kino dramatically for some reason


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 06:46:19 [Preview] No.408689 del
>>408681
>700 watts

what is this ? a ham radio ?


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 06:47:40 [Preview] No.408691 del
>>408687
my boss didn't sign the time sheets I sent her two days ago, resulting in my on-call money not getting paid in tonight's pay
so I won't be answering my phone between 3pm and 7am until it is


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 06:50:17 [Preview] No.408692 del
>>408687
>No vax side effects yet
You will probably get the chills tonight that is when it fit me. Make sure you have Paracetamol on hand.


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 07:03:15 [Preview] No.408695 del
>>408692
Did it last long?


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 07:04:17 [Preview] No.408696 del
>>408693
I would rather the boongs eat those things out to extinction then have any possibility of the Bugs getting them.


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 07:05:45 [Preview] No.408698 del
>>408685
That's one hell of a guess!


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 07:07:36 [Preview] No.408700 del
>>408689
Enough to re-heat a slice of pizza when hungover. What more do you need from a microwave anyway?


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 07:08:50 [Preview] No.408701 del
>>408687
Hoping you don't get any


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 07:11:03 [Preview] No.408703 del
>>408699
>evil is never dead

BASED


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 07:12:15 [Preview] No.408704 del
>>408699
lol that newsreader is the guy in that screenshot where the rapist mugshot looks identical to him


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 07:14:09 [Preview] No.408705 del
>>408681
>which was $50
Thats pretty cheap.


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 07:15:59 [Preview] No.408706 del
>>408702
>dont chat to media?
>lucky im fake news
:^)


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 07:16:14 [Preview] No.408707 del
>>408700
true
I stupidly bought a 1200w one and everything you buy has instructions for 1000 or 1100, so I'm always having to calculate 0.85 of whatever the cooking time is


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 07:16:32 [Preview] No.408708 del
>>408695
The first night was not nice, second night a little. Then nothing since. The sore arm after the first night was more annoying than anything else and that was relatively minor.


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 07:17:46 [Preview] No.408709 del
>>408707
>not just nuking shit and jamming your finger in the middle of it to see if it's hot enough


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 07:18:33 [Preview] No.408710 del
>>408709
it's not done enough that's a problem, it's more of a cooked the fuck out of it problem


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NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 07:22:32 [Preview] No.408712 del
>>408700
even heating


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NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 07:27:33 [Preview] No.408714 del
>>408711
I wonder if the State of California bought him those reading glasses yet.


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 07:35:11 [Preview] No.408715 del
>>408702
I bumped into him when he was filming that


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>>408521
30kg of phishing rods please.
>>408542
The thread's in her bum.
>>408552
I went to see a client today, her grandson lives with her, but wasn't there at the time.
She was going on about his interests, which included German army stuff, Call of Duty and he wants to go into the army.
She showed me some helmets he had sitting in the backyard, trying to rust them up. They were fucking Schutzstaffel helmets.
I recommended Weber's gun club to her
>>408569
Trans-White Animist Sharia Posadism is the only way.


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 07:38:39 [Preview] No.408717 del
>>408715
>Jew detected


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 07:40:09 [Preview] No.408718 del
>>408717
He even had his guy film me but I didn't make it into the clip :(


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NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 07:41:42 [Preview] No.408720 del
>>408647
>uberwaging
Good shit.


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 07:41:55 [Preview] No.408721 del
Back on the decks...


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NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 07:44:11 [Preview] No.408724 del
>>408667
I think it's a remake.


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 07:44:37 [Preview] No.408725 del
>>408678
I thought you gave them to your neighbour.


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 07:45:41 [Preview] No.408726 del
>>408725
He asked me to stop after I filled his trailer and some garbage bags and a wheelie bin he gave me.


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NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 07:47:27 [Preview] No.408728 del
>>408722
Another attention seeker with his phone out.


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 07:48:11 [Preview] No.408729 del
>>408728
Probably, but it was still none of the lollipop faggots business.


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 07:49:25 [Preview] No.408730 del
>>408729
Dunno what happened before lollipop man had a go at him.


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 07:50:28 [Preview] No.408731 del
>>408730
Just a boong goin walkabout


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 08:04:20 [Preview] No.408732 del
>>408718
>Ugly Jew detected
;)


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 08:05:27 [Preview] No.408733 del
>>408730
Probably nothing
Traffic controller is just a drop kick butthurt he has the same job as a teenage girl


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 08:05:49 [Preview] No.408734 del
>>408732
I was buying beer, maybe thats why


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 08:06:10 [Preview] No.408735 del
>>408721
You must live in the Coolum area. Beautiful views of the mountains.


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 08:07:00 [Preview] No.408736 del
Feel like getting a pixxa just so I can nuke a slice tomorrow morn with my new Mike.


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 08:07:52 [Preview] No.408737 del
>>408736
When you said that the first time I almost caved and decided to order one


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 08:10:11 [Preview] No.408738 del
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>>408716
Never seen a Bunnings that sells fishing rods.

Would love to have seen video footage of this client meet. Was the granny the client or the grandson?


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 08:13:43 [Preview] No.408739 del
>>408722
>that shaky camera
LOL at these pussy Aussie 'auditors', who try to imitate the Seppos who actually have something to audit...


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 08:14:50 [Preview] No.408740 del
>>408737
>the first time
I said it twice?


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 08:25:08 [Preview] No.408742 del
>>408736
Do it neet


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 08:33:37 [Preview] No.408743 del
>>408735
why would you even care ? i hate looking west


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 08:38:39 [Preview] No.408744 del
Got a letter from my old work stating former employees didn't recieve their full accrued annual leave entitlements in their final payments when they left.
seems they ripped off 19,500 ex employees.
The average amount owing is $92, oh well better in my pocket than theirs, no doubt it will take 6 months to get it.


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 09:00:25 [Preview] No.408745 del
What's for dinner NEETs?


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 09:01:02 [Preview] No.408746 del
>>408738
>that sells fishing rods
It was a joke, the pic said fishing scam, instead of phishing


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 09:01:46 [Preview] No.408747 del
>>408745
A pack of chickadees.


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 09:03:06 [Preview] No.408748 del
Powerful load.


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 09:04:16 [Preview] No.408749 del
>>408745
just gin


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 09:04:53 [Preview] No.408750 del


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 09:06:34 [Preview] No.408751 del
>>408748
Yeehaw, I wonder what shitstorm is brewing in burgerville

>>408747
>>408749
Wouldn't expect any different from fellow NEETs.


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 09:06:48 [Preview] No.408752 del
>>408748
That is a big load.


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 09:08:57 [Preview] No.408753 del
>>408748
Here they couldn't even get that many tanks and APCs running to even load them onto the train.


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 09:09:13 [Preview] No.408754 del
>>408750
nice haul but that wine doesn't look very well balanced on the edge there.


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 09:09:56 [Preview] No.408755 del
>>408754
i do not understand his toolbox dinner pictures


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 09:10:04 [Preview] No.408756 del
>>408751
They said it could be going into storage before a base or something is reorganised.


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 09:10:50 [Preview] No.408757 del
>>408750
Have you moved on from the crackle or am I not seeing it?


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 09:13:05 [Preview] No.408758 del
Deciding if I should get on the piss
Already had a long neck


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 09:14:25 [Preview] No.408759 del
>>408758
just do something productive instead


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 09:14:58 [Preview] No.408760 del
recycling is sorted


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 09:19:20 [Preview] No.408761 del
This fat burning shit is pretty gud, has killed my appetite and I've only had a bowl cereal and a couple of hotdogs today.


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 09:19:49 [Preview] No.408762 del
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NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 09:20:55 [Preview] No.408763 del
>>408757
No one escapes the crackle.


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 09:22:01 [Preview] No.408764 del
My arm hurts


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 09:22:09 [Preview] No.408765 del
>>408763
Well bantered.


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 09:22:41 [Preview] No.408766 del
>>408764
Now is the time to take some paracetamol.


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 09:23:54 [Preview] No.408767 del
>>408764
Did you have AZ? Every joint will hurt tomorrow.


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 09:26:57 [Preview] No.408768 del
>>408748
Painted green too, I guess no more middle east sand stuff, we're going to the jungle.


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 09:28:29 [Preview] No.408769 del
>>408767
Even his NEETSTICK?


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 09:29:02 [Preview] No.408770 del
>>408768
War with china incoming


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 09:31:55 [Preview] No.408771 del
>>408768
the cowards left all the desert painted stuff where it was when they fled


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 09:32:53 [Preview] No.408772 del
i forgot word of the week
did i do it last week?


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 09:33:48 [Preview] No.408773 del
>>408767
Yeah

>>408766
Standards should do the trick


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 09:34:24 [Preview] No.408774 del
>>408771
I don't think they left Abrams tanks and Bradley fighting vehicles behind, I don't think they even had them in Afghanistan.


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 09:37:31 [Preview] No.408775 del
>>408774
couldn't find tanks listed in the recent articles about what the taliban now has thanks to the withdrawal, but I did find this article: https://edition.cnn.com/2010/WORLD/asiapcf/11/19/afghanistan.tanks/index.html


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 09:41:44 [Preview] No.408777 del
>>408776
they were making mock and I didn't even notice


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 09:44:06 [Preview] No.408778 del
>>408777
I didn't register that as the word because it wasn't formatted correctly.


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 09:44:42 [Preview] No.408779 del
>>408775
Yeah they deployed them there for a while, Afghanistan really isn't a place where you'd need tanks though. I know the Taliban got a lot of Hummers and blackhawk helicopters though.


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 09:48:08 [Preview] No.408780 del


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 09:57:19 [Preview] No.408781 del
>>408780
mong'd


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 10:02:25 [Preview] No.408782 del
>>408748
two more weeks


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 10:03:53 [Preview] No.408783 del
>>408750
this is by far the biggest loser on this board


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 10:12:26 [Preview] No.408784 del
>>408782
Trust the plan.


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 10:13:40 [Preview] No.408785 del
>>408784
the plan is you loose no matter what


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 10:18:38 [Preview] No.408786 del
>>408785
> loose


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 10:19:04 [Preview] No.408787 del
>>408783
Ok sharehouse boy
Can you fix my bike chain?


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 10:23:09 [Preview] No.408788 del
>>408787
you cant afford what we sell you broke nigga commonly known as a "buster"

https://www.sram.com/en/sram/models/cn-eagl-xx1-a1


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 10:24:47 [Preview] No.408789 del
>>408788
>ground-breaking cadmium plated chain


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 10:26:17 [Preview] No.408790 del
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>>408783
vile post


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 10:27:07 [Preview] No.408791 del
>>408788
Why don't you get a real job?


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 10:28:36 [Preview] No.408792 del
>>408791
Being a NEET is hard work, fuck you.


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 10:30:26 [Preview] No.408793 del
night all


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 10:33:22 [Preview] No.408794 del
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>>408793
Night neet.


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 10:34:08 [Preview] No.408795 del
>>408724
It is not. Both the terrible 90s movie and the based 2012 are based on the comic book series Judge Dredd


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 10:36:09 [Preview] No.408796 del
>>408783
I'm probably the only person besides you who regulary posts pics of their lifestyle. And this obviously angers you, now you feel you're not the center of attention. Your jealousy is incredibly lame.


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 10:36:39 [Preview] No.408797 del
>>408793
good night neet
>>408792
aye lad, the wagies think we have it easy


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 10:39:26 [Preview] No.408799 del
>>408796
Just ignore him m8


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 10:40:42 [Preview] No.408800 del
Neets, what's your favourite thing to buy at bakeries?


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 10:41:38 [Preview] No.408801 del
>>408793
Good night NEET. Sleep tight.


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 10:42:06 [Preview] No.408802 del
>>408800
everythink


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 10:42:09 [Preview] No.408803 del
>>408798
I like the middle one, it made me smile.


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 10:42:10 [Preview] No.408804 del
>>408800
Used to be a beef chilli pie and an italian sausage roll.


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 10:49:30 [Preview] No.408805 del
>>408800
I like finger buns with plenty of butter.


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 10:54:01 [Preview] No.408806 del
>>408800
Beef cheese and bacon pie.


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 10:57:39 [Preview] No.408807 del
>>408800
Slices or custard pies. I use to be quite a fan of hedgehog slices.


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 11:01:35 [Preview] No.408808 del
I find donuts, particularly hot jam donuts, are best purchased from places that specialise in them.


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 11:03:30 [Preview] No.408809 del
>>408808
I once bought a jam donut from some gook bakery and there was no jam in the donut, just a little dollop on top.
I was very disappointed.


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 11:05:35 [Preview] No.408810 del
>>408800
Those hawaiin 'pizzas'
I'm a basic bakery bitch


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 11:08:13 [Preview] No.408811 del
>>408810
Only when pineapple is nice and thicc.


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 11:08:57 [Preview] No.408812 del
>>408808
Krispy Kreme is probably the only shop that I have the experience to doughnut close to that but I am yet have a nice fresh hot jam one.


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 11:09:14 [Preview] No.408813 del
Good night NEETs. Sleep tight.


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 11:09:16 [Preview] No.408814 del
>>408783
You should go easy on neets without talent, likability or furniture.


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 11:10:54 [Preview] No.408815 del
>>408810
Pizza rolls can be pretty good, baker's delight does good ones. Also boston buns.


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 11:12:17 [Preview] No.408816 del
Might get uber pajeets despite it being against my moral compass


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 11:17:40 [Preview] No.408817 del
>>408816
>compass
Invented by chinks - never fully trusted them myself. I prefer the white man's answer to the compass - GPS.


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 11:33:28 [Preview] No.408818 del
Reading a 19th century book that claims manual labourers from northern england and scotland are superior to those from the midlands. Wonder if people still think this today and are just too polite to say it.


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 11:44:56 [Preview] No.408819 del
I was matched with 4 other people in a csgo team. They were all in a clan. Their teenage gamer energy was off the charts. I quit despite the penalty when one of them made a 'your mum' joke.
Modern gamer culture is so fucking cringe.


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 11:46:58 [Preview] No.408820 del
Goodnight NEETs
Hopefully it doesn't take me 7 hours to fall asleep again.


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 11:51:09 [Preview] No.408821 del
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>>408796
You terrorize us with your pathetic lifestyle and your posts are pure cringe. The neets are very stupid and have stockholm syndrome. Peak ausneets has passed, swamped under your faggoty spam.


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 14:01:24 [Preview] No.408822 del
>>408748
They're going to invade Canada.


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 14:03:44 [Preview] No.408823 del
>>408754
basedIGA is always on the edge.


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 14:05:08 [Preview] No.408824 del
>>408778
It didn't count.


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 14:11:09 [Preview] No.408825 del
>>408795
>90s
I thought it was older than that.


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 14:12:32 [Preview] No.408826 del
>>408800
Novelty pies and vanilla slice.


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 14:12:49 [Preview] No.408827 del
>>408802
Big think.


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 14:13:14 [Preview] No.408828 del
>>408804
What changed?
Nice get.


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 14:14:22 [Preview] No.408829 del
>>408809
That would be very disappointing.


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 14:14:39 [Preview] No.408830 del


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 14:18:45 [Preview] No.408831 del
>>408812
Not a fan of Krispy Kreme. A lot of people seem to like it though.
>>408815
Same as bakers delight.


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 14:19:57 [Preview] No.408832 del
>>408816
You were so close.


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 14:20:58 [Preview] No.408833 del
>>408818
London has always been full of batty boys.


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 14:21:58 [Preview] No.408834 del
>>408819
Their mum could be your age.


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 14:22:25 [Preview] No.408835 del


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 14:22:52 [Preview] No.408836 del
No post NEETs


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 14:25:50 [Preview] No.408837 del
Fuck AAMI.
Paid for a years insurance and their policy doesn't list the mortgagee on it, which I need.


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 15:02:59 [Preview] No.408838 del
Fine. I'll go to bed then if you wont post.


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 17:02:23 [Preview] No.408839 del
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NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 17:04:41 [Preview] No.408840 del
>>408839
Can a thoughtful neet do a bum-boil-neet edit?


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 19:45:56 [Preview] No.408841 del
mordening


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 19:48:16 [Preview] No.408842 del
aYo


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 20:38:31 [Preview] No.408843 del
bins are out
having a mondster


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 20:50:41 [Preview] No.408844 del
>>408834
We need an ausneets counterstrike server, so I can trigger this neet with mum jokes. Playing cs back in the 2000s was the first time I'd actually ever talked to people online. I wish I'd talked more.


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 20:51:40 [Preview] No.408845 del
Just had a great idea for an imageboard plugin feature - we could have a counterstrike style scoreboard, except instead of ranking people by kills, we'll rank them by (you)'s received.


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 20:57:22 [Preview] No.408846 del
Good morning NEETs

>>408843
Which flavour?


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 20:59:52 [Preview] No.408847 del


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 21:02:48 [Preview] No.408848 del
GOOD MORNING NUKES


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 21:03:20 [Preview] No.408849 del
I sort of did fasting yesterday... I only had a pie, sausage roll and vanilla slice, some mondster, pebsi, and gin.


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 21:04:34 [Preview] No.408850 del
>>408848
How many billions will it cost us to break the contract with Greasy Surrender Monkey Land?
What about the current legislation preventing nuclear powered/armed vessels to dock in Australia?


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 21:06:27 [Preview] No.408851 del
>>408848
This is also a sign they're gearing up for a war with the chinks.


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 21:10:31 [Preview] No.408861 del
>>408850
sounds like its cancelled seweety


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 21:16:16 [Preview] No.408875 del
This could all be stopped by permabanning Numo...


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 21:17:44 [Preview] No.408879 del
>>408875
nuro pays protection money to the BO so I guess if you want him to fuckoff you'll have to outbid him


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 21:41:24 [Preview] No.408906 del
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NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 21:43:39 [Preview] No.408913 del
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NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 21:43:58 [Preview] No.408915 del
>>408850
>How many billions will it cost us to break the contract with Greasy Surrender Monkey Land?
$404m
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2019-05-15/australia-to-pay-hundreds-of-millions-if-french-sub-deal-sinks/11112952


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 21:46:16 [Preview] No.408920 del
>>408850
>How many billions will it cost us to break the contract with Greasy Surrender Monkey Land?
$404m
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2019-05-15/australia-to-pay-hundreds-of-millions-if-french-sub-deal-sinks/11112952


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 21:46:21 [Preview] No.408921 del


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 21:54:17 [Preview] No.408929 del
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A French supermarket had to remove orange juice because they brought out a "back to school" edition bottle that had slogans on it such as "ACAB", "Alice give me your number", "Anna I #### you", "Get your tits out Céleste", "fuck the system", "freebritney", and "break my balls".

The "Anna I #### you" ("ANNA JE TE ####") is probably 'baise' or 'nique'.


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 21:56:02 [Preview] No.408930 del
>>408830
Thank (You)!

>>408837
What does that mean?

>>408843
First sip of the day.

>>408850
They should refund us given how greasy they are.

>>408875
He said he would stop spamming if this post wasn't deleted. He lies and lies again >>403411

>>408897
Sleepy Jo.

>>408915
Fug.

>>408841
>>408846
>>408846
>>408848
>>408921
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 21:57:49 [Preview] No.408931 del
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Fritz if you're from BEST A.


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 21:58:07 [Preview] No.408932 del


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 22:06:26 [Preview] No.408933 del
>>408840
He doesn't deserve it.


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 22:08:54 [Preview] No.408934 del
>>408930
>He said he would stop spamming if this post wasn't deleted.
But then he made a post after that saying if it was deleted and banned he'd start spamming which is what happened.


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 22:09:12 [Preview] No.408935 del
>>408929
I wonder if they will hire a QA team soon.


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 22:15:11 [Preview] No.408937 del
Your arse has more mysteries and they never got a QA team out for that once.


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 22:16:31 [Preview] No.408938 del
Scomo sucks at reading from teleprompters, biden does a better job.


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 22:16:46 [Preview] No.408939 del
>>408934
>But then he
No, a person cannot make a definitive statement and then retract it because it doesn't fit the argument to win the argument.

>and banned he'd start spamming
It was exactly his words at that time, which should still be present as there was no condition on when the spam would restart. Spamming now is a contradiction of that statement.


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 22:16:49 [Preview] No.408940 del
nuclear sub != sub with nuclear weapons
fucking retards


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 22:18:09 [Preview] No.408942 del
>>408940
nobody said it did?


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 22:18:20 [Preview] No.408943 del
>>408939
You can have multiple statement.
Sorry mate you lose this one.


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 22:19:36 [Preview] No.408944 del
>>408943
>You can have multiple statement.
You sure can, I agree. But if future statements contradict previous statements made that is a lie.


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 22:20:07 [Preview] No.408945 del
>>408941
I am assured by neets of the utmost intelligence that bat aids is a meme. Are you telling me the top neets of ausneets are wrong?


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 22:20:23 [Preview] No.408946 del
>>408941
Can't he go back and edit that part of the video and do a new voice over?


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 22:20:40 [Preview] No.408947 del
or would that be a lie?


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 22:21:05 [Preview] No.408948 del
>Victoria Police will suspend Melbourne's public transport network between 8am - 2pm on Saturday September 18 in order to stop a planned anti-lockdown protest.
RTBU members were forced to cancel their planned strike in 2019 because, the government told the court in an emergency intervention, the trains constantly being in motion was vital to Victoria's economy and it would not be fair to people trying to go to work


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 22:21:16 [Preview] No.408949 del
>>408944
Nah the latest statement overrides previous statements.


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 22:22:15 [Preview] No.408950 del
>>408945
NEETs aren't real.


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 22:23:39 [Preview] No.408951 del
>>408941
>Police arrested 63 attendees when the protest, organised in online groups where conspiracy theories and anti-vaccination sentiments run free, turned violent.

Oh no, people are thinking for themselves, what do we do lads?!?!?


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 22:25:12 [Preview] No.408952 del
>>408951
Nothing good happens when brainlets think for themselves. It only works when big-brained people do it.


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 22:27:51 [Preview] No.408953 del
>>408952
Who cares, it's darwinism if they want to go out protesting lockdowns and get fucked by covid.
Are you implying we should protect brainlets?


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 22:29:42 [Preview] No.408954 del
>>408953
The ones taking the jab are the ones getting fucked brainlet.


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 22:30:15 [Preview] No.408956 del
>>408954
and then?


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 22:30:27 [Preview] No.408957 del
>>408954
>getting fucked
Hot!


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 22:30:56 [Preview] No.408958 del
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NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 22:32:30 [Preview] No.408959 del
>>408955
Any articles about the environment is incomplete without the fas goblinoid. Good to see they are maintain a quality standard for their articles.


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 22:32:34 [Preview] No.408960 del
>>408955
My brain is full of fuck, where do you find this cancer?


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 22:33:13 [Preview] No.408961 del
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NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 22:34:42 [Preview] No.408962 del
>>408961
Not sure what your point was with that.


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 22:35:02 [Preview] No.408963 del
>>408961
Here's your (you).
Good shitpost.


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 22:35:11 [Preview] No.408964 del
https://dailystormer.su/16-year-old-girl-trusted-science-instead-of-her-parents-and-got-vaxed-now-has-neurological-problems/
>The most interesting thing that I found about this story is that when a woman has brain damage they get the same look on their face that they get when they’re having sex.


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 22:38:34 [Preview] No.408965 del
Are you saying you're for seatbelt laws? lol


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 22:38:54 [Preview] No.408966 del
>>408964
>“They weren’t even going to refer her to a neurologist,” Green said. “They said it was just a nervous tick and she needed to see a therapist.”

>That means it's working sweety, go home and stop being so dramatic


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 22:39:54 [Preview] No.408967 del
>>408964
>She said it felt like she got “‘hit by a bus.” She took a nap in hopes she could sleep it off.
Bitch needed the ER stat. If anyone you know says this and there is no identifiable cause like dehydration or sun stroke, you rush them to the ER.


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 22:40:20 [Preview] No.408968 del
>>408964
>People used to say to me, “you just hate women.”
>And I would be like “I don’t hate women, but…”
>Now, I just say “that’s correct.”


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 22:41:41 [Preview] No.408969 del
>>408965
Exactly don't be sheep, seat belts don't protect you from all crashes.


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 22:42:24 [Preview] No.408970 del
>>408968
Well reasoned NEET.


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 22:43:26 [Preview] No.408971 del
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>comparing wearing seatbelts to having something injected into your body


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 22:44:00 [Preview] No.408972 del
>>408964
>>408967
Be FAST is a good way to remember:
>Face Check their face. Has their mouth drooped?
>Arms Can they lift both arms?
>Speech Is their speech slurred? Do they understand you?
>Time Is critical.


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 22:44:21 [Preview] No.408973 del
>>408971
It is a low tier bait, the poster is probably a tranny.


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 22:45:29 [Preview] No.408974 del
>>408973
it's the poster that defends numo too. what a lamewad


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 22:49:38 [Preview] No.408975 del
>>408974
inb4 its nuro shitposting cuz butthurt over ban


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 22:50:18 [Preview] No.408976 del
>>408975
shitposting from phone*


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 22:50:21 [Preview] No.408977 del
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>>408973
>tranny


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 22:54:26 [Preview] No.408978 del
>>408977
The leftist tier /pol/ memes aren't really helping your case.
I can only hope this is shitposting.


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 22:56:20 [Preview] No.408979 del
The RAN approached Nuro for his submarine designing experience before accepting the yank boats once.


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 22:57:02 [Preview] No.408980 del
>>408821
Peak ausneets was before you were even here and also that faggot monk


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NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 23:17:53 [Preview] No.408983 del
>>408981
BEST A is the only place it should be.


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 23:19:15 [Preview] No.408984 del
Keep craving junk food. Ubereats is only a click away.


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 23:20:42 [Preview] No.408985 del
>>408984
It's an expensive click, mate. Focus on the dollarydoos involved.


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 23:23:37 [Preview] No.408986 del
>>408984
You need to take your mind off it, go for a walk or clean the house to keep yourself busy.


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 23:24:41 [Preview] No.408987 del
>>408984
How much does your average uber eats order cost? Mine is like 35-40 dollarydoos, but that'll fill me up for the day plus maybe something left over.
But those 40 bux could be spent at woolies and I'll eat for a week.


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 23:27:09 [Preview] No.408988 del
>>408987
yeah, at least $25 and usually closer to $35, and that's just for the equivalent of $20 worth from KFC or HJs
total con


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 23:28:18 [Preview] No.408989 del
>>408988
Yeah my nearest KFC is $9 delivery fee.
Fucking fleeced.


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 23:28:46 [Preview] No.408990 del
>>408987
Dunno, haven't ordered any this year. But I think it used to be around $15-30. Typically I'd get 3 out of 1.25 litre coke, big bag of chips, ice cream tub or a 200g chocolate bar.


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 23:30:08 [Preview] No.408991 del
>>408990
Bet you feel like shid after eating that, I suggest you make yourself a nice hot meal.


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 23:40:38 [Preview] No.408993 del
>>408980
>Peak ausneets
>also that faggot monk
Your post is interesting. Could you please explain why you feel this way? Why are you so concerned about it?


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 23:40:58 [Preview] No.408994 del
What are neeties up to this morning?


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 23:42:48 [Preview] No.408995 del
>>408994
Can some alco-neet identify what that cocktail pepe has could be?


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 23:43:15 [Preview] No.408996 del
>>408994
Trying to make the best of the day, yourself?


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 23:44:07 [Preview] No.408997 del


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 23:44:58 [Preview] No.408998 del
>>408996
The question was, how are you doing this?


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 23:46:27 [Preview] No.408999 del


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 23:46:28 [Preview] No.409000 del
>>408998
Sorry, trying to keep myself calm and get through my university work that I wanted to complete.


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 23:46:33 [Preview] No.409001 del
>>408997
An excellent choice, 5 standards in a glass.


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 23:47:46 [Preview] No.409002 del
>>409001
10 if you put in man size shots


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 23:48:30 [Preview] No.409003 del
>>409001
The standard combination makes it good for it to hit harder. Especially when you do not measuring at home. Good summer drink that is refreshing.


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 23:53:39 [Preview] No.409004 del
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>>408997
And I have everything instore needed to make this thirst quenching drink, just bring a lemon and you're all set.


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 23:56:44 [Preview] No.409005 del
I have to do a big poo


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 23:57:05 [Preview] No.409006 del
>>409004
Thanks Dan. It is good to know that a professional who understands I need medicine is available for my support.


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 23:57:19 [Preview] No.409007 del
>>409004
Last time I checked you didn't supply pre-mixed long island iced teas dan.


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 23:58:58 [Preview] No.409008 del
>>409005
good luck and god speed


NEET 09/15/2021 (Wed) 23:59:37 [Preview] No.409009 del
>>409004
This is what the neet afterlife looks like, as you pass through the green gates.


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 00:00:46 [Preview] No.409010 del
>>409005
Take care neet, and we will see you on the other side.


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 00:00:56 [Preview] No.409011 del
>>409007
There use to a beverage from memory, but it was cheap booze that was not pleasant. It is much nicer buying appropriate products (mid value and up) range then mixing it.


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 00:01:06 [Preview] No.409012 del
>>409008
I'm holding it in so it has plenty of momentum on the way out.


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 00:02:58 [Preview] No.409013 del
acting CTO just started a meeting acknowledging the traditional owners of the land
signed out


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 00:03:38 [Preview] No.409014 del
>>409013
Will you blame connection issues?


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 00:04:21 [Preview] No.409015 del
>>409014
no, I am going to blame her racism


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 00:09:03 [Preview] No.409016 del
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>>409015
dis mylan


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 00:09:46 [Preview] No.409017 del
>>409013
You should insist on adding a part where you acknowledge the current owners of the land - the chinks and jews. It's never too early to start brown nosing.


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NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 00:19:12 [Preview] No.409019 del
>>409018
That's a good tshirt.


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 00:26:12 [Preview] No.409020 del
>>409019
Wonder what happens when you scan its QR code.


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 00:28:34 [Preview] No.409021 del
>>409020
it just says
>666


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 00:28:56 [Preview] No.409022 del
>>409020
I got the message back
>666


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 00:44:31 [Preview] No.409023 del
I'm tired and it isn't even 9am yet. Fuck me dead.


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 00:48:07 [Preview] No.409024 del
>>409023
Have a cup of coffee.


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 00:49:17 [Preview] No.409025 del
>>409024
No coffee.
Might down some pre workout and jump on exercise bike for 30 minutes


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 01:06:19 [Preview] No.409026 del
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NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 01:08:40 [Preview] No.409027 del
>>409026
I was just thinking about that neet as we haven't heard back from him, hope he is ok.


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 01:09:02 [Preview] No.409028 del
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>>409026
veri noice


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 01:13:43 [Preview] No.409029 del


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 01:14:16 [Preview] No.409030 del
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Violent poos


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 01:19:42 [Preview] No.409032 del
>>409031
I just drive through the red light and pretend I can't speak English


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 01:20:19 [Preview] No.409033 del
>>409030
He was delivering his justice.


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 01:20:28 [Preview] No.409034 del
Morning bros


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 01:23:26 [Preview] No.409035 del
>>409034
Good morning NEET.


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 01:28:11 [Preview] No.409036 del
>>409033
...anally


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 01:30:49 [Preview] No.409037 del
>>409029
I'm not the NEET >>409027 is referring to. I do enjoy unloading a big poopoo tho.


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 01:32:45 [Preview] No.409038 del
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>>409025
Feelsgud


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 01:38:06 [Preview] No.409039 del
>>409038
Well done NEET. That is a good distance. Keep at it.


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 01:39:45 [Preview] No.409040 del
>>409039
Thanks NEET, timer on the bike was at 19:00 when i jumped off. Last time I was doing cardio I was hitting 12km in 20 minutes.


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 02:22:19 [Preview] No.409041 del
visited the colonel and the merchant


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NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 02:26:24 [Preview] No.409043 del
smell my cock
hit it with a rock
run around the block


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 02:35:00 [Preview] No.409044 del
>>409041
Did it bring satisfaction?


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 02:37:05 [Preview] No.409045 del
>>408821
Imagine being this butthurt. Incredibly lame.


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 02:37:55 [Preview] No.409046 del
>>409041
What'd you get?


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 02:38:33 [Preview] No.409048 del
Monk are you ITT?


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 02:39:01 [Preview] No.409049 del
>>409044
yeah

>>409046
bottle of vodka, bottle of cab sav, large twister combo, 10 nuggers


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 02:39:47 [Preview] No.409050 del


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 02:51:03 [Preview] No.409051 del
>>409049
A NEET of good taste.


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 03:15:59 [Preview] No.409056 del
Oooooffftt
Taxed again.
Appeared online and took a few 'breaks' from work while I was laying in bed until 1pm. Pretty based tbh.
Sausage rolls in the oven. Black instant and the venetians closed.

get your moneeeeeeyyyy for nothin!


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 03:18:25 [Preview] No.409057 del


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 03:23:55 [Preview] No.409058 del


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 03:29:27 [Preview] No.409059 del
>>408948
Hahahahaha and then they say Labor and Dan Andrews are pro-union hahahahahahaha...
>>408980
Monk has been here since late 2017.
>>409031
Yeah I've heard of the going through the servo trick being illegal.
17 degrees today in Shitbourne, was surprisingly taxed this morning after having 5 or 6 standards last night, been drinking a lot less lately, guess that's driven my tolerance right down, had some eggs and coffee though so it's mostly gone away.


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 03:32:51 [Preview] No.409061 del
>>409060
Should have carpet bombed that protest or whatever the fuck.


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 03:33:26 [Preview] No.409062 del
>>409059
>Monk has been here since late 2017.
and?


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 03:36:12 [Preview] No.409063 del
>>409060
I don't trust this prick any more than I trust the rest of his race.


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 03:38:18 [Preview] No.409064 del
>>409062
The way you said it made it sound like you thought he came a lot more recently.


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 03:39:41 [Preview] No.409065 del
>>409052
I hope his life turns around soon. Even after all that has happened it seems he can never escape his past and start fresh.

>>409053
It all seems part of the game over there of wanting more and more. It is never enough.

>>409054
He went behind his back but he never disobeyed a direct order. Disobeying a direct order would have fucked him. I think it was like a grey area he did disobey but he did something morally questionable.

>>409055
That would be when the lockdown is lifted, it more than 5km away.

>>409056
>the venetians closed.
What have they been saying?


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 03:41:26 [Preview] No.409066 del
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Hello. My name is George. I'm unemployed and live with my parents.


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 03:43:23 [Preview] No.409067 del
>>409066
Are you jewish?


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 03:44:38 [Preview] No.409068 del
>>409064
He may be an alcoholic schizo, but he's still a Chad. He definitely comes a lot more than us.


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 03:46:01 [Preview] No.409069 del
Gonna fuck around for an hour and take the afternoon off by pretending the vax made me sick


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 03:49:47 [Preview] No.409071 del
>>409059
>Yeah I've heard of the going through the servo trick being illegal
But what exact crime is being committed? Is it 'fail to stop at a red light'? If you pull into a house's driveway that's just before a give-way sign can you be fined for failing to give way? It just seems absurd and a case of police using intimidation tactics to trick those who do this into accepting the fine and thus not bothering to fight it in court. If the pigs ever tried that on me I'd say I went to get petrol but the place was too busy so decided to go elswhere. Or something similar like I didn't like the price of fuel at that particular place.


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 03:50:44 [Preview] No.409072 del


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 03:51:18 [Preview] No.409073 del
You just gotta be confident in your made-up excuses


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 03:54:57 [Preview] No.409074 del
>>409073
I can't find any reference to it in any of the road traffic acts.


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 03:57:22 [Preview] No.409075 del
>>409074
Chad laws are only spoken.


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 03:58:38 [Preview] No.409076 del
Like when you move past something while in the left lane and then change into the right lane and they claim you were overtaking on the left.


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 04:06:59 [Preview] No.409077 del
I'm slipping. I can feel myself giving into the call of the ubereats jew.


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 04:12:30 [Preview] No.409078 del
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NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 04:22:48 [Preview] No.409079 del
>>409078
hopefully somebody cuts through a servo and knocks him off his scooter


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 04:24:06 [Preview] No.409080 del
>>409079
Ok, but I'd better get a refund.


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 04:27:19 [Preview] No.409081 del
>>409079
That reminds me of that reddit article where that guy was complaining about not getting a refund fast enough when the driver was killed with his order.


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 04:44:38 [Preview] No.409082 del
>>409077
Dont give in NEET! They are jews undeserving of your shekels.


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 04:49:49 [Preview] No.409083 del
>>409077
Resist neet


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 04:50:10 [Preview] No.409084 del
Might gar IGA/Lickrstore and subject you faggots to more of my faggoty spam


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 04:51:32 [Preview] No.409085 del
>>409084
this had better not be you, mongk


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 04:52:57 [Preview] No.409086 del
>>409084
Grab me a pack of jerky please


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 05:02:11 [Preview] No.409087 del
Just had express courier man pull up outside with a delivery for me, I go to put my shoes on and the cunt takes off.
There better be a fucking good reason for this.


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 05:02:44 [Preview] No.409088 del
>>409085
Nar, just the POS IGAposter

>>409086
OK


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 05:04:01 [Preview] No.409089 del
>>409085
Not me. I'm still waiting to start the day


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 05:10:07 [Preview] No.409090 del
That little faggot got his own sick e-bike
That little faggot he just does not care


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 05:10:58 [Preview] No.409091 del
Did you ever have any role models neets? Been noticing how almost everyone else did and talks about them, but I didn't. Maybe it's another sign of aspergers.


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 05:12:45 [Preview] No.409092 del
>>409087
He's probably rushing to scene of his cousin's fatal scooter accident, who was working as an uber eats driver, but was tragically killed due to an order placed by a hungry neet.


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 05:16:04 [Preview] No.409093 del
>>409087
Probably a dodgy driver. Report him directly to the complaints line. If you go Customer Service it will take a few days for them to get back to go, as they wait for the package to arrive.


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 05:17:06 [Preview] No.409094 del
>>409092
The fucking dog had the audacity to leave a card for missed delivery but didn't even knock.
Heads are gonna roll.


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 05:18:30 [Preview] No.409095 del
>>409094
Have you got CCTV to really nail the cunt?


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 05:20:28 [Preview] No.409096 del
>>409095
Unfortunately not. Calling customer service now.


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 05:21:53 [Preview] No.409097 del
>>409096
They've probably got GPS telemetry anyway and should be able to see he didn't stop long enough to get out.


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 05:23:03 [Preview] No.409098 del
>>409094
The neet council will deal with him. He will soon learn what it means to fail to deliver a neet's parcel. We will dispatch our top hitman player to take care of him.


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 05:24:17 [Preview] No.409099 del
>>409098
I've blown up auspost over non attempted deliveries before, now the drivers never fail to knock on my door.


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 05:27:23 [Preview] No.409100 del
can feel a poo on the way


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 05:31:33 [Preview] No.409101 del
I'm covered in curry to say that the coke and ice cream and twisties I just ate have made me feel fantastic.


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 05:34:45 [Preview] No.409102 del
Almost at 15 minutes waiting for these dogs to answer the phone.


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NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 05:41:37 [Preview] No.409104 del
Just thinking about Return of the Jedi, where luke has to abandon vader in the death star hangar and it's all sad - but what if vader had been able to make it? Like how awkward would it have been if vader had to meet all of luke's friends, and all the conversation topics they would've had to avoid at the dinner table afterwards.


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NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 05:43:32 [Preview] No.409106 del
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Good evening fellas.
I highly suspect a bot is running on the board, building up convos. A bloke develops a chatbot (he has a board here >>>/markov/), way back he did tests on /yuri/ or /imouto/. Then some time ago someone asked on IRC if he could sccuddle /ausneets/. Weren't sure of his intention, we guessed maybe datamining, but now I'm certain the earlier posts are used to feed the bot with lines to post, since thousands of them are archived here.
Not sure how long this is going on, I noticed couple of lines I've already seen on this board. "Normally" it's hard to guess the poster numbers because the spammer inflates it as he changes his IP. There were a couple of days calm, recently poster numbers were constant and relatively high compared to the legit posters I estimate your numbers.

If any of you still here, I hope you're doing well despite this disturbance and confusion. I am also asking your opinion of it.


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 05:43:55 [Preview] No.409107 del
>>409105
Some cranky slut answered the phone, she didn't react well to my angry tone.


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 05:48:01 [Preview] No.409108 del
>>409106
Nah we're just all autists.


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 05:49:10 [Preview] No.409109 del
>>409106
Hello Big Fella.
Besides the dick poster, I've only noticed a handful of 'odd' posts here.
I can still recognise most of the human NEETs.


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 05:50:28 [Preview] No.409110 del
>>409106
I'm a newfag (un)fit NEET, have dropped like 30+ posts in the last 2 days.
You're being paranoid fren.


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 05:53:06 [Preview] No.409111 del
>>409103
I like look at their scores on trust pilot and similar sites.


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 05:54:07 [Preview] No.409112 del
>>409106
I've always suspected I was a bot. Now I'm nearly certain. Might go cut my wrists just to be sure.


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 05:54:35 [Preview] No.409113 del
>>409107
Were you wanking while talking to her?


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 05:54:44 [Preview] No.409114 del
>>409106
Not sure we can really do much about it, just ignore them the best we can and let the poor old BO clean up the mess, I have stopped a few dick posts with ublock origin as he tends to reuse some pics then any new ones that get posted I add to ublock.


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 05:55:41 [Preview] No.409115 del
>>409111
Shithouse reviews all over the place.
2.5/5 on google, 3/5 on one site and 4/10 on another.
I don't expect them to complete the delivery so I'm gonna make their lives hell, kek.

>>409113
Nah already rubbed one out a few hours ago.


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 05:56:26 [Preview] No.409116 del
>>409115
Also apparently the delivery man can't carry 15kg up a set of stairs, what a weak fucking dog.


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 05:56:55 [Preview] No.409117 del
>>409107
I'm sure she will send a sternly worded email to the deliver center responsible.


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 05:57:20 [Preview] No.409118 del
>>409107
>she didn't react well to my angry tone.
That sounds like it would be delightful to listen to as a third party.


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 05:58:33 [Preview] No.409119 del
>>409118
>>409117
She sounded like a bushpig, doubt my complaints will get very far.
They have kept up a pretty good record of being unprofessional by the looks of things.


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 05:59:14 [Preview] No.409120 del
>tfw never even got invited to the first party


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 06:02:24 [Preview] No.409121 del
>>409057
Are you baked or something?
I'm going to take away your phone if you dont stop posting nonsense.


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 06:04:41 [Preview] No.409122 del
>>409101
God damn I read that as Coke and ice-cream flavoured Twisties. I want that flavour combination so bad!


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 06:05:16 [Preview] No.409123 del
>>409122
You really don’t


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 06:05:27 [Preview] No.409124 del
>>409120
Has Clive messaged you?


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 06:05:54 [Preview] No.409125 del
>>409121
Any audio recording that isn't from that vocaroo site is a repost.


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 06:06:22 [Preview] No.409126 del
>>409106
Pretty much only Weber has the IT knowledge to do such a thing. THough I'm not making an accusation.


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 06:07:39 [Preview] No.409127 del
>>409121
I thought you left here.


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 06:09:51 [Preview] No.409128 del
>>409053
Fuk Niggerball


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 06:11:29 [Preview] No.409129 del
>>409127
just passing thru.


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 06:13:40 [Preview] No.409131 del
>>409106
They're trying to make the Weber sexbot sentient!!


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 06:14:01 [Preview] No.409132 del
>>409129
The Numo Defence: Not even here bro


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 06:14:58 [Preview] No.409133 del
>>409106
I have noticed a lot of rubbish quality banter lately. I put the cringposts down to the dickspammer who now lives here rent free.


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 06:15:03 [Preview] No.409134 del
>>409130
Fucking annoying drunks.
I hope someone runs them over one day.


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 06:15:08 [Preview] No.409135 del
>>409126
It's not me. It's bad enough conversing with the real versions of you lot without resorting to fakes.


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 06:18:40 [Preview] No.409137 del


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 06:19:37 [Preview] No.409138 del
>>409133
You do not understand the expression 'rent free'.


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 06:19:43 [Preview] No.409139 del
>>409124
REEEEEEEE you had to mention it didn't you


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 06:24:32 [Preview] No.409141 del
>>409136
"I'm not laughing cause i think it's funny I'm laughing cause that's how I cope"

No bitch, you're laughing because you're an absolute POS.


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 06:26:22 [Preview] No.409142 del
>an alcoholic fat deadbeat neet calling an alcoholic fat deadbeat neet a pos


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 06:28:51 [Preview] No.409143 del
So we're all collectively training a ML model to pretend to be am underemplopyed pisshead boong? I hope my NEETname is cited in the release notes.


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 06:29:35 [Preview] No.409144 del
My NEET name is Tinky.


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 06:29:58 [Preview] No.409145 del
I can hear Dan calling me


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 06:31:51 [Preview] No.409146 del
>>409145
Please answer.


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 06:35:43 [Preview] No.409147 del
beep boop


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 06:36:14 [Preview] No.409148 del
>>409146
Dan you need to use the app he has his membership card on to ping him.


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 06:37:43 [Preview] No.409149 del
>>409144
Post your elbow tink


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 06:40:13 [Preview] No.409150 del
having a wine


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 06:40:47 [Preview] No.409151 del
>>409147
It is surprising we have not had a tantrum yet.


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 06:41:02 [Preview] No.409152 del
Time to go


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 06:42:19 [Preview] No.409153 del
Violated my 5km limit again today


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 06:42:57 [Preview] No.409154 del


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 06:46:18 [Preview] No.409155 del
>>409152
That's one hungry looking japs eye.


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 06:46:42 [Preview] No.409156 del
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NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 06:47:56 [Preview] No.409157 del
>>409153
Bad neet


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 06:55:28 [Preview] No.409158 del
God damn I'm still taxed.


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 06:57:02 [Preview] No.409159 del
>>409158
😭😭😭


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 07:03:08 [Preview] No.409160 del
Made it to the end of the workday without doing anything


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 07:05:25 [Preview] No.409161 del
>>409160
Did you at least do the dishes?


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 07:06:06 [Preview] No.409162 del
>>409160
Based and neetpilled m8. What are you doing for the evening?


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 07:06:21 [Preview] No.409163 del
>>409160
Well done.


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 07:10:23 [Preview] No.409165 del
>>409161
I will soon, its been a few days.

>>409162
Might play city skylines and get gooned. Responsibly gooned though, =< 12 standoes so I can do some work tomorrow. There are some critical priority 2 issues that I should have done today but decided to watch youtube videos instead.
I'll give the house a clean too.


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 07:15:33 [Preview] No.409166 del
>https://www.abc.net.au/news/2021-09-16/qld-police-charge-15-men-with-affray-over-runcorn-mass-brawl/100467492
>Fifteen men have been charged in relation to a brawl on Brisbane's southside earlier this week that allegedly involved dozens of men armed with swords, axes and knives
>Paramedics said eight people were taken to hospital, some with "confronting" and "hectic" injuries, including three men who were in a serious condition.
Sounds like someone questioned nuro


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 07:15:59 [Preview] No.409167 del
practically 5pm and the bin truck hasn't been yet


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 07:19:34 [Preview] No.409168 del
>>409167
Odd, give them a ring to determine when the next service will come.


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 07:20:11 [Preview] No.409169 del
practically my dick doesn't work but I still beat it


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 07:22:45 [Preview] No.409170 del
>>409169
Would hitting it with a stick achieve the same outcome?


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 07:23:47 [Preview] No.409171 del
Killing Jews solves everything.


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 07:28:12 [Preview] No.409172 del
I've been wearing the same hoodie for weeks. It still has a blood stain from when I was in hospital. Its starting to smell and the trackies are probably similar.
Anyway, garn coles


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 07:31:45 [Preview] No.409173 del
>>409172
Good luck smellyNEET.


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 07:32:47 [Preview] No.409174 del
>>409166
Sounds like someone qustioned their need to catch-up


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 07:33:14 [Preview] No.409175 del
>>409172
I hope you have at least changed your NEET underpants.


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 07:35:25 [Preview] No.409176 del
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You've got no idea who you're dealing with buddy. I am the final solution.


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 07:43:37 [Preview] No.409178 del
>>409176
good haul again m8 just don't let that lemon addiction get out of control.


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 07:44:51 [Preview] No.409179 del
wen lif giv u lemon mak magrita


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 07:45:06 [Preview] No.409180 del
>>409176
Good to see the crackles return.

>>409178
Can't he just make lemonade?


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 07:45:20 [Preview] No.409181 del
>>409176
really lame really sick of your lifestyle posts cringe get a job loser


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 07:46:00 [Preview] No.409182 del
>>409181
bad bot


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 07:47:33 [Preview] No.409183 del
>>409182
i'm a top thankyou very much


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 07:48:05 [Preview] No.409184 del
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NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 07:51:06 [Preview] No.409186 del
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(2.02 MB 4032x3024 IMG_1631.jpg)


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 07:52:18 [Preview] No.409187 del
>>409186
That pidza has a great amount of topics. Looks like a great feed.


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 07:52:38 [Preview] No.409188 del
>>409186
Looks good, could do with a little more cheese though.


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 07:53:02 [Preview] No.409189 del
>>409176
The NEETs are getting healthier


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 07:56:52 [Preview] No.409190 del


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 07:58:09 [Preview] No.409191 del
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pizza looks like shit fuck you guys have bad taste


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 07:58:37 [Preview] No.409192 del
>>409186
Looks good m8.


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 07:58:51 [Preview] No.409193 del
>>409172
The normies should fear the fragrant neet, and keep a respectful distance.


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 08:01:36 [Preview] No.409194 del
>>409190
some of the NEETs are getting healthier.


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 08:01:56 [Preview] No.409195 del
>>409191
That's his moustache and not his mouth dumb dumb.


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 08:05:01 [Preview] No.409196 del
>>409187
>>409188
>>409192
It was good. Mario has been making pidsers here longer than I have been alive.
I put half in the fridge for tomorrow.


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 08:05:47 [Preview] No.409197 del
>>409186
Pixxa and bread looks really good. Is that chicken I see?


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 08:07:07 [Preview] No.409198 del
>>409197
yes
a meat lovers with a generous quantity of chicken


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 08:07:20 [Preview] No.409199 del
>>409181
>et a job loser
Honestly I think it's time Ito do something of value. Still can't believe the year is almost over. Even if it's a volunteer gig, 1 hour a week.


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 08:07:48 [Preview] No.409200 del
>>409199
>Even if it's a volunteer gig, 1 hour a week.
Good aspiration and place to start.


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 08:08:16 [Preview] No.409201 del
6 green tallboys acquired

>>409186
Hnnngggg


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 08:08:23 [Preview] No.409202 del
>>409200
It got Shitey into real work and into a married poojeeta.


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 08:08:45 [Preview] No.409203 del
>>409180
Crackles are highly addictive

>>409178
>lemon addiction
I may be a nut job, but I'm not the 16chan nut job.


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 08:09:32 [Preview] No.409204 del
>>409203
>Crackles are highly addictive
if you're doing keto, they're perfectly 'healthy'


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 08:09:57 [Preview] No.409205 del


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 08:10:51 [Preview] No.409206 del
>>409196
The toppings looked very generous.


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 08:17:08 [Preview] No.409207 del
Deploy my arse!


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 08:18:02 [Preview] No.409208 del
>>409207
to staging first, I hope


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 08:22:44 [Preview] No.409209 del
Thinking about getting a job installing power lines.


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 08:24:23 [Preview] No.409210 del
>>409209
that's shocking


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 08:29:29 [Preview] No.409214 del
>>409212
>fake womp womp sound over a guy failing to do the womp womp sound properly
very impressive


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 08:38:24 [Preview] No.409215 del
Where’s sharehouse


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 08:42:04 [Preview] No.409216 del
Bin just got emptied.


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 08:42:42 [Preview] No.409217 del
>>409215
probably cutting it up on the wheels of steel


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 08:45:01 [Preview] No.409218 del
>>409216
Better late then never.


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 08:48:27 [Preview] No.409219 del
Balls just got emptied.


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 08:52:14 [Preview] No.409220 del
Bladder just got emptied.


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 08:53:51 [Preview] No.409221 del
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NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 08:54:09 [Preview] No.409222 del
Bum bum just got emptied


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 08:58:06 [Preview] No.409223 del
Milk got emptied too.


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 09:03:18 [Preview] No.409224 del
>>409221
tbqh, this is one of the few times in my life when I feel like I'm anywhere near close to winning. But I could win a lot more still.


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 09:15:44 [Preview] No.409227 del
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NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 09:18:03 [Preview] No.409228 del
>>409227
Do you want to touch her base?


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 09:18:21 [Preview] No.409229 del
>>409226
Ah yes, one woman with opinions about men on dating apps.
This should be taken as gospel.
Take heed femNEETS.


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 09:18:37 [Preview] No.409230 del
>>409226
She still hasn't recognised she is the problem from what I read.


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 09:19:57 [Preview] No.409232 del
>>409230
Most women aren't very self aware. Can't blame her.


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 09:20:18 [Preview] No.409233 del
>>409231
webby at work


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 09:22:31 [Preview] No.409234 del
>>409231
fuckin got me
Should be Horst Wessel Lied though


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 09:22:44 [Preview] No.409235 del
>>409233
He could take all the neets on a great train journey around Australia


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 09:29:44 [Preview] No.409236 del
How will the commune deal with executives slamming into each other?


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 09:32:09 [Preview] No.409237 del
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NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 09:32:52 [Preview] No.409238 del
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Just about to head off to tonights meeting.


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 09:33:44 [Preview] No.409239 del
Garn IGA for a long neck


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 09:34:08 [Preview] No.409240 del
>>409239
monk no


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 09:37:04 [Preview] No.409242 del
>>409237
Hearty chuckle.


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 09:46:36 [Preview] No.409243 del
>>409238
Good to see you're ready.


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 09:47:55 [Preview] No.409244 del
Still quite a few coppers around that synagogue


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 09:51:10 [Preview] No.409245 del
>>409241
Now I want some icecream


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 09:52:37 [Preview] No.409246 del
>>409244
Any ladders?


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 10:11:07 [Preview] No.409247 del
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>>409238
I'll see you there


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 10:12:37 [Preview] No.409248 del
Violated the curfew. But it's ok, I know my m8s on ausneets won't snitch on me.


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 10:13:16 [Preview] No.409249 del
>>409231
Fuck this nazi shit, this board used to be cool.


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 10:19:53 [Preview] No.409250 del
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>>409247
Can you grab that other neet, he's trying to get into the water again.


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 10:24:16 [Preview] No.409251 del
>>409239
>a
I'm betting it'll be more than 'a'
>>409240
Mong's gonna mong


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 10:27:01 [Preview] No.409252 del
>>408982
heh, good meme


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 10:27:41 [Preview] No.409253 del


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 10:27:51 [Preview] No.409254 del
>>408985
He has big wagie bucks where a kfc is only an hours pay.


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 10:28:31 [Preview] No.409255 del
>>408993
Monk posted his doodle so a bunch of unemployed bogans could look at it once.


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 10:28:46 [Preview] No.409256 del
>>408994
I was waging.


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 10:29:15 [Preview] No.409257 del
>>409106
Spooky...
>>409181
Noticed more NEETs are being all nasty and cranky these days, what's with that??
>>409186
That pizza looks unpleasant.


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 10:29:22 [Preview] No.409258 del
>>408997
That is the milf drink of choice.


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 10:29:43 [Preview] No.409259 del
>>408998
No it wasn't.


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 10:30:23 [Preview] No.409260 del
>>409013
Kaurna people are deadly mob.


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 10:32:13 [Preview] No.409261 del
>>409257
>That pizza looks unpleasant.
you look unpleasant


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 10:32:41 [Preview] No.409262 del
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NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 10:32:47 [Preview] No.409263 del
>>409255
I'm a nerd, not a bogan, you ultramong


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 10:33:31 [Preview] No.409264 del
>>409253
We need more wholesome lulz like this.


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 10:34:39 [Preview] No.409265 del
>>409255
I posted it to mog nuro


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 10:35:07 [Preview] No.409266 del
>>409262
These guys need to play more CS. one grenade could take them all out.


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 10:36:35 [Preview] No.409268 del
>>409264
Some are painful.


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 10:39:13 [Preview] No.409269 del
>>409050
>>409048
I was expecting a follow up question.


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 10:40:20 [Preview] No.409270 del
>>409070
He's more of an Elaine.


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 10:40:49 [Preview] No.409271 del
>>409270
Because he's an annoying cunt?


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 10:41:16 [Preview] No.409272 del
>>409268
Meat is murder NEET, this is literally genocide.


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 10:45:10 [Preview] No.409274 del
>>409273
notionally
they're the house band on Jimmy Fallon's show, so that should tell you all you need to know about them


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 10:47:58 [Preview] No.409275 del
>>409106
I can't tell the difference.


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 10:54:06 [Preview] No.409277 del


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 10:54:22 [Preview] No.409278 del


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 10:58:11 [Preview] No.409279 del
>>409276
that was about as gangsta as they ever got


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 10:58:27 [Preview] No.409281 del
>>409261
You look worse.
I wonder how long it is before Nuro starts claiming that any all posts about him that aren't fawning praise are the work of that bot the Hungarian fella was talking about earlier.


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 10:59:52 [Preview] No.409282 del
>>409263
You are not fooling yourself.


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 11:01:17 [Preview] No.409283 del
>>409274
Their first few albums are fantastic. So is the Tipping Point.


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 11:05:37 [Preview] No.409284 del
>>409279
They remind me of the kind of blacks that watch anime and ninja movies.


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 11:12:25 [Preview] No.409286 del
Good night NEETs. Sleep tight.


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 11:13:24 [Preview] No.409287 del
>>409285
I dislike this song's message.


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 11:13:42 [Preview] No.409288 del


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 11:14:26 [Preview] No.409289 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=XSbZidsgMfw [Embed]


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 11:14:54 [Preview] No.409290 del
night all


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 11:15:24 [Preview] No.409291 del
>>409286
Goodnight.


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 11:15:45 [Preview] No.409292 del
>>409289
I received a lap dance while this was playing once.


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 11:15:47 [Preview] No.409293 del
>>409290
Night m8


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 11:18:04 [Preview] No.409294 del
>>409292
What was she like?


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 11:18:34 [Preview] No.409295 del


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 11:20:39 [Preview] No.409296 del
Has monk's continued alcoholism convinced anyone that nuro is now only number two in the ausneets deadpool?


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 11:21:53 [Preview] No.409297 del
>>409289
That was pretty good.


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 11:23:10 [Preview] No.409298 del
Not yet 9:30pm and I only have 5.5 standards left
Woe


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 11:26:34 [Preview] No.409299 del
>>409298
Time to mix in some benzos, to make the standards last longer


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 11:27:05 [Preview] No.409300 del
>>409294
Can’t even remember to be honest. Just a random girl at either the palace or crazy horse.

Transitioned to bed.


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 11:29:26 [Preview] No.409301 del
>>409299
None left
Just standoes and durries and some keif


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 11:34:11 [Preview] No.409302 del
We need to do sober second half of september and all of october


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 11:44:18 [Preview] No.409303 del
I could claim I did it for the (you)s >>409106
but I was (am) actually concerned.

>>409108
>Nah
Exactly what a bot would say.
>we're just all autists.
Well autists are all for repetition, but repeat posts from months before? Anyway I don't have solid proofs ofc.

>>409109
>>409133
>handful of 'odd' posts here
>rubbish quality banter
Maybe bots from bad homes.

>>409110
>newfag
Newbot.
>You're being paranoid fren.
Exactly what a botrunner would say.

>>409112
Exactly what a bot would say to generate remorse for the accusation.
Anyway botwrists matter, leave them alone.

>I have stopped a few dick posts with ublock origin
Good idea.

>>409126
>>409131
He built a sexbot once?

>>409257
Spoopy.

>>409275
Everything is ok then.


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 11:45:57 [Preview] No.409304 del
Watching youtube videos on history. Unlike some neets, I can do this sober


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 11:46:06 [Preview] No.409305 del
>>409302
No thanks. Was sober for the majority part of the year till a month ago.


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 11:48:17 [Preview] No.409306 del
I missed a (you): >>409114
>I have stopped a few dick posts with ublock origin
Good idea.


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 12:13:58 [Preview] No.409307 del
>>409303
>Everything is ok then.
Maybe you're the bot.


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 12:14:33 [Preview] No.409308 del
>>409304
I've spent the last hour listening to Tyler, The Creator.
I'd never heard of this weirdo.


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 12:37:08 [Preview] No.409309 del
Just abused a couple female gamers on overwatch. They were so mad when I called them shit at their roll.
I fucking hate women


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 12:48:56 [Preview] No.409310 del
>>409309
>I fucking hate women
Pooftas get the rope.


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 12:51:05 [Preview] No.409312 del
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https://youtube.com/watch?v=0_m0GYopsNQ [Embed]

>oh shit oh fuck i forgot his name, what's his name, why can't one of my handlers put his name on the teleprompter!?


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 13:11:03 [Preview] No.409314 del
POST YOU WHITE DOGS


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 13:31:02 [Preview] No.409315 del
>>409313
>>409314
Are you the crackhead that lives next door to me?


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 13:40:12 [Preview] No.409316 del


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 14:06:49 [Preview] No.409317 del
>>409316
Can you stop asking me for ciggies, I don't smoke. Cheers.


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 17:07:52 [Preview] No.409318 del
THUNDA DUNDA


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 17:08:54 [Preview] No.409319 del


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 17:09:33 [Preview] No.409320 del
>>409313
HAhahahHAHAH


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 17:11:42 [Preview] No.409321 del
There's been a warm north wind all day and now the cool change has hit.
I had to go trudging through the 4 foot jungle to the shed out the back to get zip ties to try and stop some metal banging around in the front yard, but then got out there and reaised it was too hard for 0230 and it started raining.


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 18:02:05 [Preview] No.409322 del
lonely neet hours


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 18:11:05 [Preview] No.409323 del
>>409322
Time for some quiet contemplation about the great mysteries of the universe.


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 18:14:43 [Preview] No.409324 del
>>409323
Yeah, might do the dishes.


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 18:15:55 [Preview] No.409325 del
>>409324
Not bad way to let the thoughts flow.


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 18:36:37 [Preview] No.409326 del
Had a shower instead.
2hrs til the wage bell rings.


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 18:37:40 [Preview] No.409327 del
KING


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 18:40:32 [Preview] No.409328 del
DICK


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 18:41:25 [Preview] No.409329 del
SHIT


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 18:41:38 [Preview] No.409330 del
>>409326
Still plenty of time to was the dishes.


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 20:19:29 [Preview] No.409331 del
Neets from bad homes are at it again. Good morning neeties.


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 20:22:24 [Preview] No.409332 del
FUNK


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 20:25:57 [Preview] No.409333 del
>>409331
Good night fella.


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 20:31:33 [Preview] No.409334 del
>>409333
Good night m8


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 20:41:08 [Preview] No.409335 del
FELLA


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 20:48:16 [Preview] No.409336 del
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Are you ready to join the rising white boong master race neets?


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 21:11:12 [Preview] No.409337 del
>>409303
>He built a sexbot once?
No, the Illuminati has been trying to build one in his likeness.


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 21:12:32 [Preview] No.409338 del
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NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 21:13:48 [Preview] No.409339 del
Garn order some online groceries from woolies, you neets need anything? My shout.


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 21:14:22 [Preview] No.409340 del
mording


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 21:14:55 [Preview] No.409341 del
>>409339
leave notes on everything say you want at least two weeks expiration time


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 21:20:12 [Preview] No.409342 del
I scratched my belly button last night and there was a smell most vile! I gave it a good wash this morning when I had my shower. I normally wash over but not in there. I pulled out a bunch of loose hair in a big strand and a few individual strands. I'd estimate maybe 8-12 hairs from my snail trail had gotten stuck in there. I got some soap in there. The smell is gone and it is no longer slimy in there.
Practice good hygiene neets.


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 21:21:42 [Preview] No.409343 del
>>409342
A good news story to start the day.
My belly button smells OK, but the backs of my ears are always smelly.


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 21:23:18 [Preview] No.409344 del
>>409106
Posts here are generally generic enough that I'd consider it plausible.


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 21:25:38 [Preview] No.409345 del
>>408788
fr fr finna dab on them niggers be lit af skrrrrttt

>>408760
Good job, noot! Do you know about the soft plastic recycling at Coles and Woolies? I don't know what state you are in but I suggest you look into it.


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 21:27:33 [Preview] No.409346 del
>>409336
I think they got that the wrong way around. they just said boongs are naturally inclined to be underachivers needing nurturing to come up to white person standards.


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 21:31:43 [Preview] No.409347 del
>>409336
How is getting an MBA some kind of achievement? Just about every middle management sap I've ever met has one.


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NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 21:31:51 [Preview] No.409349 del
>>409346
The tweet was sarcasm m8. The way to lift boon achievement is by re-labelling woit dogs as boongs.


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 21:37:06 [Preview] No.409350 del
>>409345
>Do you know about the soft plastic recycling at Coles and Woolies? I don't know what state you are in but I suggest you look into it.
I don't know if they have that in SA.
Why would I transport my recycling to their shop when the bin is just outside my door?


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 21:40:32 [Preview] No.409351 del
>>409350
>SA
They do. Maybe it varies by where you are in the state, but soft plastic can't be recycled in the yellow wheelie bin. That is where Coles and Woolies come in.


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 21:42:31 [Preview] No.409352 del
Got a test at 9:00am and then I am off for the mid-semester break. I'm leaving now. Wish me luck noots.


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 21:43:40 [Preview] No.409353 del
>>409351
if you mean shopping bags and glad wrap and shit, I just put that in the regular rubbish.


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 21:43:56 [Preview] No.409354 del
>>409352
Good luck NOOT.


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 21:48:49 [Preview] No.409355 del
>>409352
Good luck m8


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 21:50:51 [Preview] No.409356 del
>>409288
>>409291
Thank (You)!

>>409302
doubt.jpeg

>>409303
> but I was (am) actually concerned.
Weeds will always keep appearing.

>Maybe bots from bad homes.
Likely.

>Newbot.
I am starting to enjoy this meme.

>>409311
9/10

>>409313
8.5/10

>>409330
There will always be more dishes to be washed.

>>409336
I believe the nature v nurture debate is still open.

>>409342
Sounds disgusting.

>>409352
Good luck NEET.

>>409331
>>409340
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 21:51:10 [Preview] No.409357 del
>>409353
I put it in the yellow bin.


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 21:52:45 [Preview] No.409359 del
>>409357
I have a green bin with a yellow lid for recycling, a green bin with a red lid for rubbish, and a green bin with a green lid for garden stuff.


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 21:53:44 [Preview] No.409360 del
>>409356
mording


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 21:55:17 [Preview] No.409362 del
>>409358
That would be a good funeral.
I wonder where that Pepe is going to travel to.
I like how they included the cat with that Pepe.


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 21:56:15 [Preview] No.409363 del


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 21:57:05 [Preview] No.409364 del
>Microsoft goes passwordless! Users can now delete all passwords from their accounts and login using their FINGERPRINT or authenticator apps instead
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-9998739/Microsoft-Users-delete-passwords-accounts-log-methods.html


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 22:33:44 [Preview] No.409365 del
>>409364
Gonna be a problem when someone steals their fingerprints from a database and microsoft issues an annoucement advising all customers to get new fingerprints.


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 22:43:44 [Preview] No.409366 del
>>409365
Pineapples sales will sky rocket.


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 23:19:44 [Preview] No.409367 del
It's a bit quiet. I might add some light entertainment.


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 23:22:18 [Preview] No.409368 del
facilities dumbass just emailed the company asking for everybody email her their the number printed on their proxcard
idiots are replying-all with their number


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NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 23:28:05 [Preview] No.409370 del
>>409368
I have too many questions, but I would like this double one answered. Why does there not exist a database of information and why can't they access it? I feel second part is probably more relevant.


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 23:28:26 [Preview] No.409371 del
>>409369
Got a good chuckle from me.


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 23:32:11 [Preview] No.409373 del
https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/71df47fe-1704-11ec-8aba-5ab737a99668
>Pounds and ounces return in victory for metric martyrs


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 23:35:02 [Preview] No.409374 del
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>>409369
rebuilding grub on a multiboot system is a headache


Good Mordenings all


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 23:36:10 [Preview] No.409375 del
>>409372
Amazon is a good American company that will always help its employees to better and do better. I hope those communist pigs wants free money stay away from them, as they are just trying to make America number one again.

>In the weeks after Ms Hernandez lost her baby, data released by the US Government’s Accountability Office found more than 4000 workers in Amazon’s fulfilment centres across America rely on food stamps to survive.
>The federal program gives grocery vouchers to low- and no-income Americans and wasn’t designed for people who work substantive jobs.
>Seventy per cent of those Amazon workers on food stamps are full-time employees.
https://www.news.com.au/finance/business/the-dark-truth-of-amazon-founder-and-billionaire-jeff-bezos-space-flight-ambitions/news-story/a1108e69829bf420b38ede0377f93173

>Amazon admits the 'peeing in bottles thing' is real and promptly deflects blame
>>After almost two weeks of saying "No, our workers definitely do NOT have to pee in bottles while at work!", Amazon has admitted that sometimes, its workers do have to pee in bottles.
https://mashable.com/article/amazon-admits-peeing-in-bottles-problem

>Irish trade unions voice concern over Amazon worker surveillance and alleged union-busting
>>In the United States last month, a federal board found that Amazon broke union voting rules when employees at the company’s warehouse in Bessemer, Alabama were balloted to form a union earlier this year.
>>Amazon workers voted down the unionisation proposal by a ratio of 2:1 in March.
>>But in August, the US National Labour Relations Board found the company had breached voting rules by installing a US Postal Service post box at the voting facility, which gave some employees reason to believe that Amazon had access to their ballots.
https://www.thejournal.ie/amazon-warehouse-union-concerns-5545948-Sep2021/


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 23:37:29 [Preview] No.409376 del
>>409374
Good morning Nuro.


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 23:38:11 [Preview] No.409377 del
>>409373
I don't really get why it is so important to them.


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 23:43:24 [Preview] No.409378 del
Diagnosis API issues from bed
Easy


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 23:45:30 [Preview] No.409379 del
>>409374
>rebuilding grub
you mean rebuilding your linux stack


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 23:46:41 [Preview] No.409380 del
>>409375
Peeing in bottles is based life hack but can go horribly wrong.


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 23:49:09 [Preview] No.409381 del
>>409374
This cartoon implies that biden is actually running things.
Not sure if it an ironic joke or weak lampoon.


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 23:54:24 [Preview] No.409382 del
>>409380
>but can go horribly wrong.
There was another article claiming delivery drivers working as contractors for Amazon wear nappies because they don't have time to use the toilet.

Amazon upon reflection is not doing anything illegal, but it is morally questionable what their plans are for the housing.
It honestly reminded me of Foxconn in China and how they installed nets to stop their employees from jumping to their death. Also got me thinking about the American Factory, which was a pretty interesting documentary thing about Bug values being imported into America.


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 23:55:11 [Preview] No.409383 del
>>409381
>Not sure
Trust the plan.


NEET 09/16/2021 (Thu) 23:59:08 [Preview] No.409384 del
>>409382
>wearing nappies
shitting youself is not very based


NEET 09/17/2021 (Fri) 00:05:30 [Preview] No.409385 del
>>409384
I was right about the piss
>“I have to wear a Depends because I’m 56,” she said, referring to a type of adult diaper. “If I wet that Depends, I need to take that off. Then the cameras are on, so that makes it hard. If I need to change into another one, they’re watching that.”
>“We are all worried that we have zero privacy,” the California driver said. “Considering we have to use bottles to relieve ourselves – is that being watched?”
https://www.businessinsider.com.au/amazon-delivery-cameras-tech-track-drivers-bezos-2021-4

But my poo comment about nappies was wrong
> Amazon delivery drivers say peeing in bottles and pooping in bags is common on the job.
>>One driver told Insider that in addition to peeing in bottles, they regularly had to poop in bags because of the demands of the job. A second driver said they were aware of two incidents of bags of poop discovered in delivery vans.
https://www.businessinsider.com.au/amazon-drivers-say-pooped-in-bags-changed-pads-pee-bottles-2021-3

It still pretty disgusting though.


NEET 09/17/2021 (Fri) 00:13:05 [Preview] No.409386 del
>>409377
imagine doing things one way your entire life and then having some garlic munching EU poofs -- that nobody even voted for -- declare overnight that you had to start using a different system of measure and then actually charge you for breaking that rule


NEET 09/17/2021 (Fri) 00:15:56 [Preview] No.409387 del
bunch of D cars and fuzz just around the corner of my street


NEET 09/17/2021 (Fri) 00:16:22 [Preview] No.409388 del
Morning bros


NEET 09/17/2021 (Fri) 00:18:05 [Preview] No.409389 del
>>409387
Your days of being a bad neet are numbered


NEET 09/17/2021 (Fri) 00:19:24 [Preview] No.409390 del
>>409370
Well, you would assume the proxcard system itself is the database, but apparently they feel the need to audit what cards people actually have.


NEET 09/17/2021 (Fri) 00:22:55 [Preview] No.409391 del
>>409386
>then having some garlic munching EU poofs
True, but I feel equally they have benefited from such an arrangement. That's probably what I don't understand the give and take of that relationship. I mean that in the sense of never been/living there with those issues.

Although the UK sounds like a shit hole at the moment, as no developed country should have this issue to this extent.
>Lack of lorry drivers in UK leads to empty shelves and uncertain futures
https://www.euronews.com/2021/09/03/lack-of-lorry-drivers-in-uk-leads-to-empty-shelves-and-uncertain-futures


NEET 09/17/2021 (Fri) 00:23:12 [Preview] No.409392 del
>>409388
Good morning NEET.


NEET 09/17/2021 (Fri) 00:23:49 [Preview] No.409393 del
>>409387
They are coming for you neet


NEET 09/17/2021 (Fri) 00:24:47 [Preview] No.409394 del
Ordering some donuts. What flavours do you neets want? We got:
Mars (Salted Caramel & Nutella Filled)

- Nutella (Nutella Filled)

- Jam (Jam Filled)

- White Choc & Raspberry (Not Filled)

- Nutella M&M (Not Filled)

- Original Glazed

- Fresh Cream & Jam

- Golden Gaytime

- Custard

- Vanilla Slice

- Cookies & Cream

- Chocolate Mousse


NEET 09/17/2021 (Fri) 00:26:20 [Preview] No.409395 del
>>409381
Biden forgot Scomo's name yesterday. Predient Harris is incoming.


NEET 09/17/2021 (Fri) 00:27:18 [Preview] No.409396 del
>>409390
>but apparently they feel the need to audit what cards people actually have.
That makes sense, but shouldn't it be linked to employees.
I mean in the sense that if an employee is not at the company anymore and their security card is being used, shouldn't there exist a trigger for an alert in the database because the database would be inconsistent? Assuming the database is linked to the card system, but if it isn't would it just be similar to having a universal key? It raises too many questions for me...


NEET 09/17/2021 (Fri) 00:27:25 [Preview] No.409397 del
Scumo


NEET 09/17/2021 (Fri) 00:27:34 [Preview] No.409398 del
>>409394
Grab me some bean flavoured ones please


NEET 09/17/2021 (Fri) 00:28:44 [Preview] No.409399 del
>>409394
>- Original Glazed
One please.

>- Custard
To be greedy, this one as well please.


NEET 09/17/2021 (Fri) 00:29:36 [Preview] No.409400 del
>>409394
One custard and one jam please.


NEET 09/17/2021 (Fri) 00:31:27 [Preview] No.409401 del
>>409395
One of the rules of international diplomacy is that Australian Prime Ministers are, by definition, too unimportant to have their names remembered by US Presidents.


NEET 09/17/2021 (Fri) 00:31:35 [Preview] No.409402 del
One Chocolate Mousse please.


NEET 09/17/2021 (Fri) 00:33:36 [Preview] No.409403 del
>>409401
To be fair I often forget that scotty from marketing is our prime minister too.


NEET 09/17/2021 (Fri) 00:33:48 [Preview] No.409404 del
Nuro wouldnt let me see his Voltron but let all the based kids have a go once.


NEET 09/17/2021 (Fri) 00:35:16 [Preview] No.409405 del
>>409394
Cant beat cream and jam

Waitaminit are you planning to make me get the vax before i get it?


NEET 09/17/2021 (Fri) 00:36:59 [Preview] No.409406 del
>>409403
I wonder if Biden legit got the vax


NEET 09/17/2021 (Fri) 00:39:38 [Preview] No.409407 del
>>409406
He probably did. In their best interests for him to have a negative reaction.

He'd be on daily or bi-daily injections to keep him upright. They've also noted he holds no afternoon or evening addresses or functions. That would be on account of sundowners.


NEET 09/17/2021 (Fri) 00:45:02 [Preview] No.409409 del
>>409407
Sundowners?


NEET 09/17/2021 (Fri) 00:47:58 [Preview] No.409410 del
>>409409
People with Alzheimers and dementia-related issues start to act up late afternoon.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sundowning


NEET 09/17/2021 (Fri) 00:52:32 [Preview] No.409411 del
>>409408
I saw the article. The parole board has a point that it might be able to lock him up longer if he vioaltes it, but he should be one of those people on actual life sentences. Especially since he has never apologised or recognised the impact of his crimes. He's scum.


NEET 09/17/2021 (Fri) 00:53:42 [Preview] No.409412 del
>>409411
he's easily recognised, so hopefully some vigilante takes one for the team


NEET 09/17/2021 (Fri) 00:55:14 [Preview] No.409413 del
>>409409
duno sundowners is mid stage dementia. you reckon hes that far gone?
def would be on the meds for it tho.


NEET 09/17/2021 (Fri) 00:57:32 [Preview] No.409414 del
>>409408
>2020 sydney olymipics.
proof reader must have got the vax


NEET 09/17/2021 (Fri) 00:57:39 [Preview] No.409415 del
>>409413
what's the life span of somebody with dementia?
he started campaigning for election about half way through the last presidency, so that's 2 years, january will be 3 years


NEET 09/17/2021 (Fri) 00:59:02 [Preview] No.409416 del
>>409412
That would be based.


NEET 09/17/2021 (Fri) 01:00:23 [Preview] No.409417 del
>>409416
cucked cops will probably give him a protective detail for a while


NEET 09/17/2021 (Fri) 01:00:32 [Preview] No.409418 del
>>409415
>what's the life span of somebody with dementia?
I think it is around ten years typically but there are cases that have lived long beyond that period, but they would be on 24/7 care that stage.


NEET 09/17/2021 (Fri) 01:02:28 [Preview] No.409419 del
>>409415
with treatment and care they can slowly degenerate over many years.
eventually they stop eating and start falling or burning the house down, if they survive long enough to get bed bound i reckon up to a decade tops.


NEET 09/17/2021 (Fri) 01:04:37 [Preview] No.409420 del
>>409404
It was the based version too. He was right not to let you touch it.


NEET 09/17/2021 (Fri) 01:04:45 [Preview] No.409421 del
at some point he'll be giving an address and so much utter nonsense will come out of his mouth that they won't be able to pass it off as a joke and will have to retire him


NEET 09/17/2021 (Fri) 01:14:54 [Preview] No.409422 del
Nuro rigged a local council election once.


NEET 09/17/2021 (Fri) 01:16:02 [Preview] No.409423 del
>>409422
Nuro is Salim Mehajer


NEET 09/17/2021 (Fri) 01:19:20 [Preview] No.409424 del
>>409421
nope notice that dementia patients can give a good account of themselves unless you start putting demands on reasoning or short term memory.


NEET 09/17/2021 (Fri) 01:21:54 [Preview] No.409425 del
Nuro was showing me how he refilled his zippo the day we had that fire in the scrub behind the gardeners shed once.


NEET 09/17/2021 (Fri) 01:26:01 [Preview] No.409426 del
Nuro threw scissors at me once: https://youtube.com/watch?v=luSTpxB9h74 [Embed]


NEET 09/17/2021 (Fri) 01:26:55 [Preview] No.409427 del
(36.35 KB 300x250 pepe crying.png)


NEET 09/17/2021 (Fri) 01:31:55 [Preview] No.409428 del
>>409426
>This video is age-restricted and only available on YouTube
I miss hook tube.


NEET 09/17/2021 (Fri) 01:34:32 [Preview] No.409429 del


NEET 09/17/2021 (Fri) 01:37:27 [Preview] No.409431 del
Might do the dishes


NEET 09/17/2021 (Fri) 01:37:56 [Preview] No.409432 del
Good morning NEETs.

>>409342
I thoroughly enjoy a scratch n sniff.

>>409361
Kek

>>409365
Gonna be an even bigger problem when the gubbament gets your prints and decides they want to go through all your shit.

>>409369
I managed to disable edge, it was like they really didn't want me to do it.

>>409428
just put NSFW before the link

https://nsfwyoutube.com/watch?v=luSTpxB9h74


NEET 09/17/2021 (Fri) 01:38:19 [Preview] No.409433 del
Might gar redeem this 2 Big Macs for $6 dealy. But some chips and a coke would be nice too


NEET 09/17/2021 (Fri) 01:39:08 [Preview] No.409434 del
>>409432
>just put NSFW before the link
Oh what the fuck it doesn't even work on there, strange.


NEET 09/17/2021 (Fri) 01:39:20 [Preview] No.409435 del
Fuckin dirty choof head fuckin whoite dog


NEET 09/17/2021 (Fri) 01:40:40 [Preview] No.409436 del
>>409432
Good morning NEET.

I tried that new domain and went to their recommended player but it didn't work.


NEET 09/17/2021 (Fri) 01:43:15 [Preview] No.409437 del
My morning poop has turtle necked then retracted back inside after a while.
This thing gonna shoot out at mach 10


NEET 09/17/2021 (Fri) 01:44:21 [Preview] No.409438 del
>>409433
Sounds nice


NEET 09/17/2021 (Fri) 01:44:46 [Preview] No.409439 del
>>409436
>>409430
CLICK HERE if Video does not play


NEET 09/17/2021 (Fri) 01:44:55 [Preview] No.409440 del
Thinking about getting a script for naltrexone. Losing all interest in the standards sounds good. Ancedotal evidence of curbing binge eating too.


NEET 09/17/2021 (Fri) 01:47:30 [Preview] No.409441 del
>>409439
I CLICKED HERE and it didn't work.
Cucked by jewtube.


NEET 09/17/2021 (Fri) 01:48:26 [Preview] No.409442 del
having a pebsi


NEET 09/17/2021 (Fri) 01:49:08 [Preview] No.409443 del
>>409441
click the play arrow
works for me


NEET 09/17/2021 (Fri) 01:49:21 [Preview] No.409444 del
Thinking of getting back on the dexies


NEET 09/17/2021 (Fri) 01:52:44 [Preview] No.409445 del
>>409443
Ah the youtubensfw one worked, the one i posted didnt.

>>409444
What for?


NEET 09/17/2021 (Fri) 01:53:21 [Preview] No.409446 del
>>409352
Good luck NEET.
19 degrees today in Shitbourne, have to go write some stuff soon.


NEET 09/17/2021 (Fri) 01:53:47 [Preview] No.409447 del
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>>409439
Could be Firefox but this after 10 minutes of having it open.


NEET 09/17/2021 (Fri) 01:54:51 [Preview] No.409449 del
>>409444
Thanks for the medication reminder for me to take mine.


NEET 09/17/2021 (Fri) 02:01:27 [Preview] No.409451 del
Ovaltine just messaged me to say EXIF stripping is now in place.


NEET 09/17/2021 (Fri) 02:06:48 [Preview] No.409453 del
>>409387
turns out one guy stabbed another guy


NEET 09/17/2021 (Fri) 02:07:39 [Preview] No.409454 del
Nuro threatened to stab someone once.


NEET 09/17/2021 (Fri) 02:07:48 [Preview] No.409455 del
>>409453
Was he white?


NEET 09/17/2021 (Fri) 02:10:52 [Preview] No.409456 del
>>409455
dunno
motherbat messaged me, so it must have made the 11.30 news


NEET 09/17/2021 (Fri) 02:23:21 [Preview] No.409458 del
>>409451
Good update.


NEET 09/17/2021 (Fri) 02:27:33 [Preview] No.409459 del
Steer clear of garlo's spinach and feta rolls NEEToes.

Revolting.


NEET 09/17/2021 (Fri) 02:27:45 [Preview] No.409460 del
>>409458
they're good fellas


NEET 09/17/2021 (Fri) 02:28:30 [Preview] No.409461 del
>>409454
inaccurate


NEET 09/17/2021 (Fri) 02:29:36 [Preview] No.409462 del
>>409461
you don't make idle threats aye


NEET 09/17/2021 (Fri) 02:30:08 [Preview] No.409463 del
Nuro made an idle threat once.


NEET 09/17/2021 (Fri) 02:35:15 [Preview] No.409464 del
>>409457
https://journeybeyondrail.com.au/taste-of-the-ghan/
$660 per person
probably awkward as fuck without a plus one


NEET 09/17/2021 (Fri) 02:37:31 [Preview] No.409465 del
>>409464
Each NEET should take their motherbot/motherbat on at least one train trip like it.
I know my motherbot would enjoy such a trip and I know that I am too much of a disappointment at the moment to provide the experience.


NEET 09/17/2021 (Fri) 02:39:55 [Preview] No.409467 del
>>409465
I've asked her.
I doubt she'll be interested, given we'll have to board the dog, and the fact you're locked into a winery tour and set lunch somewhere, rather than having free time to make your own decisions when you get there.


NEET 09/17/2021 (Fri) 02:40:55 [Preview] No.409468 del
Taste of the garn


NEET 09/17/2021 (Fri) 02:41:36 [Preview] No.409469 del
>>409468
That is actually the correct BEST A pronunciation.


NEET 09/17/2021 (Fri) 02:42:33 [Preview] No.409471 del
>>409467
>given we'll have to board the dog,
My motherbot would probably also be hesitant to take a trip for this reason as well unless someone is here to take care of the dog.


NEET 09/17/2021 (Fri) 02:43:32 [Preview] No.409472 del
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>>409471
She is not interested.


NEET 09/17/2021 (Fri) 02:44:11 [Preview] No.409473 del
Nuro was interested once.


NEET 09/17/2021 (Fri) 02:45:17 [Preview] No.409474 del
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NEET 09/17/2021 (Fri) 02:47:58 [Preview] No.409476 del
>>409472
>lepers either
Based motherbat.

>>409474
Poor motherbat, but that is good to know. My motherbot takes blood thinners but doesn't drink often. That fact about not drinking while on them is good to know though.


NEET 09/17/2021 (Fri) 02:50:17 [Preview] No.409478 del
>>409476
>That fact about not drinking while on them is good to know though.
I think it's just because alcohol thins it out even further. Probably fucks with blood pressure and they'd bleed like a stuck pig if they injured themselves.


NEET 09/17/2021 (Fri) 02:51:25 [Preview] No.409479 del
Nuro got his blood pressure taken once.


NEET 09/17/2021 (Fri) 02:51:58 [Preview] No.409480 del
>>409451
such a shame. it was always super funny to have neets dox themselves.


NEET 09/17/2021 (Fri) 02:53:32 [Preview] No.409482 del
>>409472
>Vic & NSW lepers
Kek, based mum

>>409480
I posted pics with exif
Dont really care if I get doxed, what u gonna do, send pizza? shiii


NEET 09/17/2021 (Fri) 02:54:34 [Preview] No.409484 del
>>409481
my photo taking device doesnt have a GPS chip


NEET 09/17/2021 (Fri) 02:56:05 [Preview] No.409485 del
>>409482
if the dickspammer doxxes himself I'd regularly shit on his door step at night.


NEET 09/17/2021 (Fri) 02:56:48 [Preview] No.409486 del


NEET 09/17/2021 (Fri) 02:57:58 [Preview] No.409487 del
>>409486
Does it concern you?


NEET 09/17/2021 (Fri) 02:58:44 [Preview] No.409488 del
>>409487
Does it concern you?


NEET 09/17/2021 (Fri) 03:00:44 [Preview] No.409489 del
>>409488
We can talk me. The question is yes. So, >>409487


NEET 09/17/2021 (Fri) 03:01:34 [Preview] No.409490 del
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>>409456
Be careful when taking out the empties


NEET 09/17/2021 (Fri) 03:03:40 [Preview] No.409491 del
>>409490
>in the back
I wonder what he did for that attack?
Give the empties to other boomer?


NEET 09/17/2021 (Fri) 03:06:30 [Preview] No.409493 del
>>409491
Don't know, but the article said the incident occured at 12:51am which is a wierd time to be taking out bins, no?


NEET 09/17/2021 (Fri) 03:13:45 [Preview] No.409497 del
>>409495
Good on him.


NEET 09/17/2021 (Fri) 03:14:01 [Preview] No.409498 del
>>409493
Probably drug related then.


NEET 09/17/2021 (Fri) 03:17:12 [Preview] No.409500 del
>>409459
Don't believe I've ever tried that brand. My local bakery makes a nice S&F roll.


NEET 09/17/2021 (Fri) 03:18:56 [Preview] No.409502 del
starting to think these "The based one ..." posts are the dick spammer


NEET 09/17/2021 (Fri) 03:19:07 [Preview] No.409503 del
>>409495
Filthy wog


NEET 09/17/2021 (Fri) 03:20:23 [Preview] No.409505 del
>>409502
It's spam nonetheless. Could be the bot Old M8 was talking about.


NEET 09/17/2021 (Fri) 03:22:02 [Preview] No.409506 del
>>409490
Shanked by a can collector.


NEET 09/17/2021 (Fri) 03:23:28 [Preview] No.409507 del
>>409500
Their pies and sausage rolls are nice, but that spinach and feta roll was vile.


NEET 09/17/2021 (Fri) 03:24:53 [Preview] No.409508 del
>>409490
>Melbourne's north
Just live in the white majority suburbs and you'll be fine.


NEET 09/17/2021 (Fri) 03:25:24 [Preview] No.409509 del
>>409506
Sounds about right, I hear crackheads rummaging through our bins regularly for empties around midnight.


NEET 09/17/2021 (Fri) 03:38:06 [Preview] No.409511 del
>>409473
im busy AF aye


NEET 09/17/2021 (Fri) 03:54:55 [Preview] No.409512 del
Feeling better after the neet walk.


NEET 09/17/2021 (Fri) 03:58:49 [Preview] No.409513 del
>>409512
Good to hear NEET.
I may go for another stroll now. I think the short and fast breaks help.


NEET 09/17/2021 (Fri) 04:08:13 [Preview] No.409514 del
>>409512
Excellent.


NEET 09/17/2021 (Fri) 04:08:37 [Preview] No.409515 del
Didn't win Powerball*

again


NEET 09/17/2021 (Fri) 04:10:45 [Preview] No.409516 del
Time for a standard.


NEET 09/17/2021 (Fri) 04:10:55 [Preview] No.409517 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=3utO2aAuuP4 [Embed]


NEET 09/17/2021 (Fri) 04:11:36 [Preview] No.409518 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=groS41yWCx8 [Embed]


NEET 09/17/2021 (Fri) 04:11:46 [Preview] No.409519 del
>>409515
Better luck next time NEET.
You have to be in it, to win it!


NEET 09/17/2021 (Fri) 04:12:19 [Preview] No.409520 del
>>409440
Get one for me will ya

>>409516
I'm about 4 standards in already. God bless Dan and his clearskin wine collection.


NEET 09/17/2021 (Fri) 04:12:35 [Preview] No.409521 del
>>409517
God damnit.


NEET 09/17/2021 (Fri) 04:13:59 [Preview] No.409522 del
>>409518
Organs sound so creepy.


NEET 09/17/2021 (Fri) 04:15:19 [Preview] No.409523 del
>>409517
What a mong.
This is painful to watch.


NEET 09/17/2021 (Fri) 04:16:03 [Preview] No.409524 del
>>409518
Imagine how good that would've sounded in the hall


NEET 09/17/2021 (Fri) 04:16:31 [Preview] No.409525 del
>>409523
He has no eyebrows, I'm pretty sure he's a demon of some kind.


NEET 09/17/2021 (Fri) 04:17:09 [Preview] No.409526 del
>>409522
You should hear my liver. It screams in agony on the daily...


NEET 09/17/2021 (Fri) 04:18:19 [Preview] No.409527 del
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>>409525
I think it goes deeper than that.


NEET 09/17/2021 (Fri) 04:18:29 [Preview] No.409528 del
>>409525
He's a pollie, coupled with no brows.
Pretty low chance he isn't a demon.


NEET 09/17/2021 (Fri) 04:18:39 [Preview] No.409529 del
>>409526
Well bantered.


NEET 09/17/2021 (Fri) 04:18:39 [Preview] No.409530 del
>>409522
I believe there is at least one youtube video on this subject.


NEET 09/17/2021 (Fri) 04:18:57 [Preview] No.409531 del
>>409527
that or a big toe


NEET 09/17/2021 (Fri) 04:23:54 [Preview] No.409532 del
>>409531
I have never considered that image but they do share the features.


NEET 09/17/2021 (Fri) 04:43:05 [Preview] No.409534 del
mite go for a walk to woolies for a monsder after lunch


NEET 09/17/2021 (Fri) 04:45:35 [Preview] No.409535 del
>>409534
It is great for a break.


NEET 09/17/2021 (Fri) 04:47:22 [Preview] No.409536 del
>>409535
>>409534
Just realised my bank is empty atm, fug. No monsder today.


NEET 09/17/2021 (Fri) 04:54:06 [Preview] No.409537 del


NEET 09/17/2021 (Fri) 04:56:39 [Preview] No.409538 del
Fug i could live off ham and cheese toasties, so gud.


NEET 09/17/2021 (Fri) 04:57:40 [Preview] No.409539 del
>>409538
fairly cheap and lean way to live too


NEET 09/17/2021 (Fri) 05:00:12 [Preview] No.409540 del
might take a poo and do the dishes


NEET 09/17/2021 (Fri) 05:05:16 [Preview] No.409541 del
>>409540
Good luck.


NEET 09/17/2021 (Fri) 05:21:24 [Preview] No.409542 del
did the poo
dishes can wait a little longer


NEET 09/17/2021 (Fri) 05:33:02 [Preview] No.409543 del
>>409542
You should give them a soak to make it easier when the time comes.


NEET 09/17/2021 (Fri) 05:34:28 [Preview] No.409545 del
Oy vey, another bottle of cheap vino bites the dust. God bless you Dan for your quality selection of cleanskins. Might gar to IGA for anudder. And mayhap something udder.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=8cisXlY4DTs [Embed]


NEET 09/17/2021 (Fri) 05:35:36 [Preview] No.409546 del
Νuro gar'd to IGA once.


NEET 09/17/2021 (Fri) 05:37:45 [Preview] No.409547 del
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>>409538
Nigga put some of dis ol bitch on that greasy sanga


NEET 09/17/2021 (Fri) 05:40:02 [Preview] No.409548 del
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NEET 09/17/2021 (Fri) 05:42:09 [Preview] No.409549 del