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NEET General #432 - Family Feast Edition NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 03:37:56 [Preview] No. 436982
If you were to order a Family Feast, what sides and drink would you get with it?

OLD: >>436000


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 05:04:20 [Preview] No.437023 del
SA best A


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 05:07:17 [Preview] No.437024 del
pickled again


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 05:09:01 [Preview] No.437025 del
>>437024
Dilute with tall glasses of water.


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 05:10:44 [Preview] No.437026 del
IGA BEST SUPERMARKET A?


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 05:16:05 [Preview] No.437027 del
I AM THE SHEEP THAT GOT LOST


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 05:22:42 [Preview] No.437028 del
>>436982
I want to try their crunchy salad


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 05:22:57 [Preview] No.437029 del
Had a shower. Sober by 1700.


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 05:23:42 [Preview] No.437030 del
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>>436982
>what sides and drink would you get with it
A 1.5 litre bottle of fat lttle lamb


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 05:24:33 [Preview] No.437031 del
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>>436982
FAMILY FEAST BEST FEAST


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 05:25:57 [Preview] No.437032 del
>>437029
Do-able.


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 05:26:42 [Preview] No.437033 del
>>437028
Keep us updated on how it goes.

>>437030
Good choice.

>>437031
What drink?


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 05:33:09 [Preview] No.437034 del
>>437033
>What drink?
Lamb of course. Guava or strawberry.


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 05:38:41 [Preview] No.437035 del
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>>437026
< its using the flag that was created to mock it


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 05:41:29 [Preview] No.437036 del
Looking at optus nbn. It's expensive ($70 a month) and more than I need, but they offer anything cheap, and I already have a phone with them.


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 05:48:31 [Preview] No.437037 del
>>436850
Thanks.
>>436891
Great story NEET.
>>436983
I've been playing Arma 3 as well, I've been having a lot of fun playing the Apex DLC. Can't wait for the mid-century proxy war over Fiji or something against the Bug.
17 degrees today in Shitbourne, went and bought a lottery ticket for the 60 mil powerball tonight, might go back up to the shops later for a couple of longnecks and some mcdonald, but that will probably be in the evening.


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 05:48:42 [Preview] No.437038 del
>>437035
Based.


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 05:49:44 [Preview] No.437039 del
>>437036
I'm with iinet on the same price, unlimited downloads, speed is okay but I have that dogshit half arse fibre in my street.


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 05:50:40 [Preview] No.437040 del
>>437036
for what speed ?

optus was good i was getting 100gb / mo mobile data for $45 the past few years and now im paying $50 for 80gb that i barely use anymore, and cant go to a a lower tier because its like 10gb for $40 ....fucking jeews man


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 05:53:07 [Preview] No.437041 del
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NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 05:55:18 [Preview] No.437043 del
>>437041
tumblr gif


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 05:56:27 [Preview] No.437044 del
>>437043
He is a teenage girl. What do you expect?


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 05:57:18 [Preview] No.437045 del
>>437035
Hey nuro

>using your enemy's weapons against them

Ahem, BASED.


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 05:58:25 [Preview] No.437046 del
>>437039
I don't really care about speed that much, but I need to download a couple of terabytes a month so I need an unlimited plan.


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 06:00:13 [Preview] No.437047 del
>>437037
>60 mil powerball tonight
Good luck, hope you win.


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 06:00:49 [Preview] No.437048 del
>>437041
>>437035
>maybe if I take off my flag, they won't know it is me


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 06:01:05 [Preview] No.437049 del
>>437047
He won't.


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 06:01:39 [Preview] No.437050 del
>>437042
Standard uniforms at the neet compound. Stay clear of alec baldwin though.


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 06:02:00 [Preview] No.437051 del
Ahh shit, it was actually daniel baldwin in that movie. Nevermind.


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 06:04:45 [Preview] No.437052 del
>>437047
Thanks,
>>437050
Alec Baldwin will be a sentry at the NEET commune who will mistakenly shoot a Council member who is returning to the commune after a day of running errands in the outside world.


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 06:05:12 [Preview] No.437053 del
>>437046
>download a couple of terabytes a month
Thats a lot of Boong porn.


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 06:08:38 [Preview] No.437054 del
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I will be 35 on Saturday.


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 06:09:27 [Preview] No.437055 del
>>437053
Those 4K videos are big.


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 06:09:46 [Preview] No.437056 del
>>437054
0.875 of a nuro.


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 06:11:48 [Preview] No.437057 del
>>437054
Happy birthday for Saturday mate.


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 06:12:32 [Preview] No.437058 del
>>437056
hmmmmmmmmm

>>437057
Cheers


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 06:13:34 [Preview] No.437059 del
>>437054
Presuming you're going to live another 2 days given your lifestyle.


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 06:14:27 [Preview] No.437060 del
RIP FIFOneet.
He was a good neet, let us to drink to him once more.


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 06:14:43 [Preview] No.437061 del
>>437057
He gets an ausneets birthday if he makes it to saturday. Not before. Don't cheapen happy birthdays by giving them out to attention whore neets.


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 06:15:06 [Preview] No.437062 del
>>437059
I should be around for another 35 years.


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 06:15:12 [Preview] No.437063 del
>>437060
Garn order a couple of family sized pizzas in his honour.


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 06:16:08 [Preview] No.437064 del
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NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 06:16:13 [Preview] No.437065 del
Is there any reason why I shouldn't be going with dodo for internet? Their name does not give me much confidence.


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 06:18:15 [Preview] No.437066 del
>>437060
Did he really die? I hope he is stabilized and a Dr is laying out some options for a healthier lifestyle so he doesn't end up having another heart attack.


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 06:24:01 [Preview] No.437067 del
>>437065
It's all the fucking same now, go with the best deal.


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 06:27:27 [Preview] No.437068 del
>>437035
i'm using your flag hehe


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 06:27:31 [Preview] No.437069 del
>>437067
What if dodo neets are trying to warn us, but their internet is so slow their posts can't get through?


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 06:31:30 [Preview] No.437070 del
>>437045
your not an enemy or a threat. you are just some povo cunt with a fucking milkcrate


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 06:37:07 [Preview] No.437071 del
The Buddha would have endorsed milkcrates.


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 06:42:27 [Preview] No.437072 del
>>437036
I have 50/20 and I feel that is all you need for one person.

>>437039
I have never really heard anything too bad about them.

>>437040
Why not get 12/1 unlimited or a cheapest 50/20?

>>437054
Based.

>>437060
We'll all miss if he never returns.

>>437065
Keep us updated on how you go with them. I have never heard of anyone using Dodo recently.

>>437071
Fact.


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 06:48:27 [Preview] No.437073 del
>>437072
Spintel appears to have the cheapest unlimited plan, at $40 per month. I've never used them before.


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 06:48:43 [Preview] No.437074 del
Good evening NOOTs.
Actually got some work done today.
Having a longneck of stout at the moment. Got some wine lined up next.


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 06:51:32 [Preview] No.437075 del
>>437074
Good evening NEET.

You earned it!


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 06:54:00 [Preview] No.437076 del
I fell asleep in the uber


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 06:55:12 [Preview] No.437077 del
>>437070
>povo cunt
DADDY'S MONEY


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 06:56:06 [Preview] No.437078 del
Going to have a nice glass of water.


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 06:57:27 [Preview] No.437079 del
>>437073
If it is with the NBN it will all be the same as the other NEET said. The speed at the lower plans is more achievable and the NBN is pretty flexible when changing providers compared to ADSL. I recently downgraded and I am getting line speeds above the advertised rate.


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 06:57:44 [Preview] No.437080 del
>>437076
Where were you heading NEET?


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 06:57:59 [Preview] No.437081 del
>>437078
Tall glass?


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 06:58:19 [Preview] No.437082 del


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 06:58:42 [Preview] No.437083 del
>>437080
To the neet brothel.


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 06:59:45 [Preview] No.437084 del
>>437083
Gape safe space.


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 07:01:03 [Preview] No.437085 del
>>437083
If you're paying for transportation, why not have them bring the whore to you?


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 07:01:03 [Preview] No.437086 del
FIFO was a WA NOOT, right?
We need to start ringing the hospitals to ask after a 27 year old Exec whose heart assploded


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 07:05:35 [Preview] No.437087 del
>>437085
you can't bring a whore to a hovel


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 07:10:39 [Preview] No.437091 del
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2021-11-25/greg-lynn-third-day-in-custody-missing-campers-hill-clay/100648746
wouldn't you think the cops would get their facts in order BEFORE arresting this dude three days ago?
Obviously they thought he'd cave once he spent a night or two in custody, but obviously he hasn't said shit.


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 07:11:19 [Preview] No.437092 del


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 07:11:44 [Preview] No.437093 del
>>437087
Sure you can. And if you've hired her on a plan that let's you do whatever you want with her, you can make her clean your house too.


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 07:11:50 [Preview] No.437094 del
>>437091
>but obviously he hasn't said shit.
Wise man.


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 07:13:01 [Preview] No.437095 del
>>437093
>a plan that let's you do whatever you want with her
yeah they can refuse to acquiesce to anything these days


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 07:16:52 [Preview] No.437096 del
>>437094
Hopefully he was smart enough to say things like "I'll tell you what you want to know after you get me a Family Feast from KFC and a bottle of Penfolds Grange". Then ate it all and said "no comment".


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 07:21:36 [Preview] No.437097 del
>>437077
thats some serious poorfag cope there


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 07:26:44 [Preview] No.437098 del
>>437097
Are you going to have another tantrum? Going to angrily pop a few more pills and perv on little girls at the beach?


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 07:27:16 [Preview] No.437099 del
>>437097
DADDY'S MONEY


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 07:36:14 [Preview] No.437100 del
>>437054
Happy birthday for then.


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 07:36:33 [Preview] No.437101 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=-cf1bnEb5Rs [Embed]


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 07:36:45 [Preview] No.437102 del
>>437096
Excellent use of the neetgen edition theme


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 07:36:58 [Preview] No.437103 del
>>437067
What's the best deal?


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 07:37:23 [Preview] No.437104 del
>>437071
They are the middle road between the chair and the table.


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 07:37:50 [Preview] No.437105 del


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 07:39:49 [Preview] No.437106 del
>>437102
Thank you.


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 07:42:33 [Preview] No.437107 del


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 07:43:10 [Preview] No.437108 del
Would putting a cushion on a milkcrate be extravagant?


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 07:43:13 [Preview] No.437109 del
Hi NEETs.


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 07:44:01 [Preview] No.437110 del
>>437108
Anything more than a folded towel or a bit of carpet padding would be.


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 07:44:39 [Preview] No.437111 del


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 07:45:57 [Preview] No.437112 del
What's the Durham Report Nuro?


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 07:48:09 [Preview] No.437113 del
>>437108
bourgeoisie


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 07:58:04 [Preview] No.437114 del
Contemplating playing some Medal of Honour.


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 07:59:09 [Preview] No.437115 del
>>437114
I remember playing that lots on PS1.


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 08:00:01 [Preview] No.437116 del
>>437115
Yeah same, it was good shit.


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 08:00:37 [Preview] No.437117 del
>>437114
I played the one with the D-Day landing on PS2 a lot. Also a later one in the Pacific theatre.


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 08:09:31 [Preview] No.437118 del
Nuro once stormed the beaches at normandy on his ebike, laying waste to germans with rocket launchers and gatling guns mounted on the handlebars. Only later did he realise he'd been tricked into fighting on the side of communism and the rothschilds, threw his medals into the sea, and vowed revenge on the system.


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 08:12:26 [Preview] No.437119 del
>>437118
Was he successful?


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 08:13:35 [Preview] No.437120 del
>>437118
Actually this probably explains why he goes to the beach all the time and drinks. Compulsively re-enacting the horror of it all.


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 08:13:46 [Preview] No.437121 del
>>437119
country's fucked, so no


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 08:14:46 [Preview] No.437122 del
I watched Saving Private Ryan for the first time in about 20 years the other day.
Was a bit pissed off with the sniper changing his rifle scope every scene.
They also made the Germans out to be bad.


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 08:15:13 [Preview] No.437123 del
>>437119
If someone else can add another two sentences to that, we can enter it into the ausneets 4 line story competition at >>436870


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 08:15:40 [Preview] No.437124 del
Fuck my body is sore.


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 08:16:50 [Preview] No.437125 del
>>437124
From hard work?


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 08:16:54 [Preview] No.437126 del
>>437124
If shitey was still around, he'd be able to give you a soothing cetaphil massage.


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 08:19:42 [Preview] No.437127 del
>>437126
Sale cops are going to bring him in to do that and get that guy they arrested to talk.


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 08:19:57 [Preview] No.437128 del
>>437126
...and then fuck you gently in a 3-way with the turtle, ending in a spitroast as the turtle furiously uses his beak on your shaven neetsack.


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 08:22:22 [Preview] No.437129 del
>>437118
I bet NURO has a slam fire shotgun hidden inside the bike frame, so if a jogger jumps on they get a lead enema


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 08:23:13 [Preview] No.437130 del
NT health minister lost the plot and schitzed out at internet trolls, declaring war on the internet
>https://www.msn.com/en-au/news/australia/nt-chief-minister-takes-aim-at-international-trolls/ar-AAR6ysD


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 08:23:24 [Preview] No.437131 del


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 08:28:48 [Preview] No.437132 del
>>437129
he was making silenced .22LR or 9mm Parabellum hand grips if I recall correctly


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 08:28:50 [Preview] No.437133 del
>>437125
KEK
>>437126
what the fuck is a cetaphil?
>>437131
no


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 08:35:01 [Preview] No.437134 del
>>437132
I will send him a pot plant and a young girl


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 08:42:05 [Preview] No.437135 del
>>437132
Nuro is the type to boast about "fuck the police" type shit but then shy away from doing anything actually illegal and rat out others that do.


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 08:46:39 [Preview] No.437136 del
>>437099
be honest you never had a dad you bad home neet


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 08:47:31 [Preview] No.437137 del
>>437135
Nuro is the law. He rides about on his ebike like judge dredd on a lawmaster, acting as judge, jury and executioner to all lawbreakers on the gold coast.


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 08:47:32 [Preview] No.437138 del
>>437136
Nurgo.


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 08:50:48 [Preview] No.437139 del
>>437118
no i was on the saucer detail you mong


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NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 08:53:29 [Preview] No.437141 del
>>437133
>what the fuck is a cetaphil?

A soothing lotion


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 08:58:17 [Preview] No.437142 del
>>437141
Kitty was nice.


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 08:59:09 [Preview] No.437143 del
>>437141
i dont know about the lotion but the gentle skin cleaner is absolutely kino in the shower

t. nuro


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 09:02:39 [Preview] No.437144 del
>>437142
Much better than the hapa.


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 09:06:11 [Preview] No.437145 del
>tfw recalling the time buro sperged over BO changing the flags meaning that buro's posts from months ago did not have the flag display anymore


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 09:10:20 [Preview] No.437146 del
Possum cut my bollocks off once.


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 09:14:49 [Preview] No.437147 del
>>437145
accurate

whats even worse is your brain remembers it, obsessed mush seweaty ?

rent free


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 09:15:56 [Preview] No.437148 del
Nuro lives in my arse rent free


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 09:16:17 [Preview] No.437149 del


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 09:16:56 [Preview] No.437150 del
>>437147
>rent free
Reddit meme.


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 09:17:52 [Preview] No.437151 del
>>437150
You would only know if you have been there.


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 09:21:04 [Preview] No.437152 del


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 09:22:03 [Preview] No.437153 del
Fucking shit time on the gen tonight.


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 09:23:04 [Preview] No.437154 del
>>437153
Just talk to me.


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 09:23:10 [Preview] No.437155 del
>>437153
we have to work with the tools we're given


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 09:23:31 [Preview] No.437156 del
How's it going?
What's for din dins and how're you feeling?
You watching anything?


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 09:25:24 [Preview] No.437157 del
>>437154
The shit with nuro and iga grows tiresome. Nuro keeps boasting of how wealthy he is and won't get off his high horse about day drinking. IGA is more reasonable but provokes nuro and takes joy in ruining the gen.

>>437155
Yeah, well. Rubbish in, rubbish out.
18.1


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 09:25:45 [Preview] No.437158 del
>>437156
I'm watching S2 of True Detective atm.
I'm liking it quite a bit so far.


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 09:26:20 [Preview] No.437159 del
Garn bottleo and then Coles. Garn get some goon and soft drink mixers respectively. You cunts want anything?


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 09:26:47 [Preview] No.437160 del
>>437153
sadarseNEET needs to get back to a wage routine so that he has evening stories to tell


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 09:27:38 [Preview] No.437161 del
>>437159
a gf please


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 09:30:01 [Preview] No.437162 del
>>437159
3 Bananas thanks.


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 09:30:15 [Preview] No.437163 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ffrP0iFgyLM [Embed]
fuckin pisser


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 09:32:39 [Preview] No.437164 del
>>437160
No one listens to them.


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 09:33:19 [Preview] No.437165 del
>>437158
I have heard good things but haven't watched it.


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 09:33:37 [Preview] No.437166 del
>>437159
Some hokey pokey milk please.


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 09:35:36 [Preview] No.437167 del
>>437163
Bug are used to this kind of corruption, they are soft targets in Australia and it's mostly other gooks who fuck with them.


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 09:38:28 [Preview] No.437168 del
>>437163
This is just fraud. They're no better than the dirty yellow shits running the restaurant.


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 09:43:45 [Preview] No.437169 del
>>437168
Its funny though


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 09:46:35 [Preview] No.437170 del
>>437159
>You cunts want anything
Better manners from you young man


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 09:49:02 [Preview] No.437171 del
>>437168
Yeah I agree, I don't like to see mongs no matter where they come from being taken advantage of.(yes I am a mong myself)


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 09:50:44 [Preview] No.437172 del
Good night NEETs. Sleep tight.


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 09:52:19 [Preview] No.437173 del
>>437172
Night neet


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 09:53:30 [Preview] No.437174 del


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 09:56:30 [Preview] No.437175 del
What's on neet tv tonight neets?


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 09:56:30 [Preview] No.437176 del
BIG SUCK OF MY CHUNGUS YOU DINGLEBERRIES!!


story contest NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 09:56:54 [Preview] No.437177 del
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I doubt there will be more works for this contest, so I won't wait till the evening.
Here are the three contestants, side by side, from these posts:
>>436868
>>436889
>>436891
Technically none is eligible since none wrote "story contest" into the subject field. But for example when the first one was written I did not even posted the contest so whatever.
I also suspect the one who pointed to the first one wasn't the one who wrote it. The story itself is solid, would read more of that.
Formally the third one followed the rules, namely it should be at least four lines in this >>436856 length. It is also a breddy gud story.
The second work is a poem, not bad. It actually would be good, but for me it takes away from its worth, that I don't know what knackers mean in this context.

Hereby I open the 2nd short story contest. Rules are the same (at least four lines). I though I add some topic, but for now, it can be picked freely.
Submit your works, fellas.


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 09:57:22 [Preview] No.437178 del
>>437175
nothing good on free to air
might have to root through the dvds


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 09:58:33 [Preview] No.437179 del
>>437177
>that I don't know what knackers mean in this context.
testicles


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 09:59:06 [Preview] No.437180 del


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 10:00:13 [Preview] No.437181 del
>>437177
Can we get a movie for tomorrow night?


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 10:00:27 [Preview] No.437182 del
>>437177
>one who pointed to the first one wasn't the one who wrote it
Correct.


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 10:00:50 [Preview] No.437183 del
>>437180
it's a uniquely Aussie phrase, I think
it can mean testicles or that something is worn out/dead ("It's knackered").
they also speak of horses being taken to the knackery (the glue factory / dog food factory) just to confuse things


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 10:01:59 [Preview] No.437184 del
>>437183
I found on urbandictionary it means Irish vagabonds or some such.


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 10:03:13 [Preview] No.437185 del
>>437175
Covering los angeles's water resoivoir with black balls. And no, not to reduce evaporation.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=uxPdPpi5W4o [Embed]


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 10:03:54 [Preview] No.437186 del
>>437181
Shieeeeeeet. European horror was requested I have a few dl'd but all needs hardcoded subtitles I think. I try to re-encode one with it, and we'll see. If not I can put on something else to stream.


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 10:04:34 [Preview] No.437187 del
>>437185
check out his latest video on electron flow and see if you can see any issues with what he describes as happening and causality


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 10:05:33 [Preview] No.437188 del
>>437186
Don't do go too much effort, mate.
Nobody but me and one other guy showed up last weekend, and some others were very rude about your selection of films.


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 10:05:46 [Preview] No.437189 del
>>437186
How about Harley Davidson and the Marlboro Man? It's reached meme status on here now.


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 10:06:08 [Preview] No.437190 del
>>437187
Yeah, just watched it. Not sure if I can really believe it.


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 10:06:25 [Preview] No.437191 del


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 10:06:51 [Preview] No.437192 del
>>437188
We're going to keep trying, to give neets an alternative to sitting around their rooms drinking and feeling sad.


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 10:07:00 [Preview] No.437193 del
>>437175
I was watching a thing about some ladies who resurrected the extinct Judean date palm.


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 10:09:28 [Preview] No.437194 del
>>437190
It's been 20+ years since I did uni physics, but it doesn't gel with what they described back then either.


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 10:11:06 [Preview] No.437195 del
>>437185
What are they for then?


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 10:11:41 [Preview] No.437196 del
Might chuck another sickie tomorrow


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 10:11:44 [Preview] No.437197 del
>>437194
They have something to do with magnets.


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 10:15:54 [Preview] No.437198 del
>>437196
if you chucked a sickie near me I would give you a massive wedgie


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 10:17:23 [Preview] No.437199 del
>>437185
There shouldn't be a city in LA- there's no water there and there never was.
Havn't you ever seen that movie "chinatown"
>we have to chlorinate our water
>so we also have to dump plastic over it
Maybe just stop building housing in the middle of a dessert


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 10:18:31 [Preview] No.437200 del
>>437185
We need to bash this nerd with a stick.


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 10:19:39 [Preview] No.437201 del
>>437199
>Havn't you ever seen that movie "chinatown"


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 10:24:13 [Preview] No.437202 del
Garn gook lady


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 10:24:53 [Preview] No.437203 del


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 10:26:29 [Preview] No.437204 del
>>437202
Bad idea


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 10:27:50 [Preview] No.437205 del
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>>437201
Not big trouble in little chinatown


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 10:29:15 [Preview] No.437206 del
>>437205
Oh! You mean China Beach!


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NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 10:41:43 [Preview] No.437210 del
(3.42 MB 264x480 IGA_makes_a_post.mp4)


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 10:45:30 [Preview] No.437211 del
>>437210
this is also why weber had to leave the train company


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 10:57:00 [Preview] No.437212 del
McCain tandoori chicken pizza acquired
and 6 cans of furphy


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 10:59:30 [Preview] No.437213 del
>>437206
That has a good soundtrack.


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 11:00:47 [Preview] No.437214 del
The basque people of Spain are the only true Europeans.


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 11:01:19 [Preview] No.437215 del
>>437214
Dis true.


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 11:09:43 [Preview] No.437216 del
Forgot to go shopping again and have no wet dog food.
Cooking him bacon and pasta.


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 11:11:29 [Preview] No.437217 del
>>437216
Way too much responsibility for me


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 11:11:53 [Preview] No.437218 del
>>437216
lucky bugger


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 11:13:56 [Preview] No.437219 del
Fuck the Aryans, Basque and Uralic uprising now!


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 11:14:17 [Preview] No.437220 del
>>437216
Sounds good noot. I wish I was your dog.


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 11:17:09 [Preview] No.437221 del
>>437220
>>437218
Cooking him an egg as well.


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 11:17:33 [Preview] No.437222 del
>>437219
Indo-Euro horse fuckers - GET OUT


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 11:19:32 [Preview] No.437223 del
Getting a bit too old for this schizo pisshead routine, think I might be approaching the brain damage part of my drinking career
Sober 2022 is becoming an ideal prospect


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 11:20:49 [Preview] No.437224 del
>>437223
There is no age limit on being a boong.


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 11:27:46 [Preview] No.437225 del
>>437224
Boongin over 30 is a little bit distasteful


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 11:32:41 [Preview] No.437226 del
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>>437225
You having a go mate?


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 11:37:03 [Preview] No.437227 del
>>437226
yes, you big fat poof
im pickled as


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 11:38:17 [Preview] No.437228 del
>>437227
Pickling means you have a good shelf life.


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 11:41:52 [Preview] No.437229 del
Is it already the night shift on the Gen?


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 11:42:05 [Preview] No.437230 del
>>437229
I'm still here


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 11:44:35 [Preview] No.437231 del
>>437229
Neets are lazy.


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 11:46:27 [Preview] No.437232 del
>>437231
>>437230
Hey good buddies.
How's the evening feels treating you?


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 11:49:25 [Preview] No.437233 del
>>437232
Alright, getting gooned. Binging True Detective S2 atm.


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 11:52:16 [Preview] No.437234 del
>>437233
is that any good?


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 11:52:33 [Preview] No.437235 del
>>437232
I can't complain.
Finishing my wine.


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 11:54:19 [Preview] No.437236 del
>>437234
Yeah, I am about half way through. I didn't like it at first but I am really getting into it. The plot is a bit more complicated than the first season. I would consider it a slight step down from S1 but still very good.


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 11:54:50 [Preview] No.437237 del
>>437233
I'm having a sober night.
Had a nap earlier in the day so now I'm awake, plus I've been drinking coke.


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 11:55:02 [Preview] No.437238 del
>>437236
I shall check S1 out then


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 11:57:32 [Preview] No.437239 del
>>437236
I might check it out too.


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 11:58:57 [Preview] No.437240 del
>>437238
Each season is its own story. You can watch them in any order. S1 is still a good one to start with.


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 11:59:44 [Preview] No.437241 del
>>437240
>season is its own story
Oh, I thought each episode was a different case.
Is it real or just a show?


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 12:05:10 [Preview] No.437242 del
>>437241
It is all fiction.


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 12:23:01 [Preview] No.437243 del
night nibbas


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 12:29:06 [Preview] No.437244 del
>>437243
Night mate, I'm off too.


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 12:29:29 [Preview] No.437245 del
>>437243
Racist.


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 12:31:53 [Preview] No.437246 del
I think I passed out in a cbd alley way this morning
Trying not to think about it


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 12:35:32 [Preview] No.437247 del
>>437246
Bloody angus?


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 12:38:04 [Preview] No.437248 del
>>437247
Angus is healthy, passed out again in the uber, kind pajeet woke me up gently when we got home.
Met some Mexican guys that were slamming cocktails and got me some free piss, big mistake
I never pass out too but I guess 25-30 standards does the needful on anyone


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 12:38:51 [Preview] No.437249 del
>>437248
Sounds like a good night.


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 12:41:47 [Preview] No.437250 del
>>437248
>Angus is healthy
A well trained angus.


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 13:02:18 [Preview] No.437251 del
I made a dealer review the video footage of the table last night
Turns out it was me who made a mistake
Sorry lizzy


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 13:18:16 [Preview] No.437252 del
>>437251
Didn't know you could do that. What was your mistake?


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 13:34:34 [Preview] No.437253 del
>>437252
She couldn't remember if my $50 bet was still in play or rewarded after a win. I couldn't either. Such cases.


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 13:42:52 [Preview] No.437254 del
Never understood why people in QLD hate daylight savings


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 13:44:58 [Preview] No.437255 del
>>437254
always was always will be a jewish new south welshman trick


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 13:48:23 [Preview] No.437256 del
>>437253
pure retardation.


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 13:54:53 [Preview] No.437257 del
Night noots.


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 14:18:52 [Preview] No.437258 del
Off to the land of nod for me too


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 14:20:13 [Preview] No.437259 del
Romans 12:21


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 16:16:49 [Preview] No.437260 del
3am neet reporting in. Woke up with a runny nose. I've either got hay fever or bat aids


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 19:29:34 [Preview] No.437261 del
>>437260
Shut the window and after a few hours the bat aids went away. Probably hay fever after all


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 19:55:06 [Preview] No.437262 del
morning
no monster or dare in the house
disaster


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 19:56:32 [Preview] No.437263 del
>>437262
Have a Caro


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 19:57:11 [Preview] No.437264 del
>>437262
Get on ubereats, and have a pajeet deliver some. This is an emergency!


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 19:57:37 [Preview] No.437265 del
>>437263
there is none of that either


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 20:04:46 [Preview] No.437266 del
>>437265
Tea? Coffee?


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 20:08:55 [Preview] No.437267 del
>>437266
I could I guess.


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 20:31:28 [Preview] No.437268 del
>>437262
Morning neet.


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 20:45:02 [Preview] No.437269 del
>>437173
>>437174
>>437191
Thank (You)!

>>437202
Did she giggle?

>>437226
Formation of Power.

>>437257
>>437258
Sleep tight

>>437262
>>437268
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 21:05:37 [Preview] No.437270 del
mad a cup of twinings afternoon tea


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 21:07:30 [Preview] No.437271 del
>>437270
Will it suffice?


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 21:11:38 [Preview] No.437272 del
>>437271
It will have to.


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 21:16:02 [Preview] No.437273 del
>>437272
I feel it would be appropriate for you use this highway to pick up an emergency supply.


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 21:19:03 [Preview] No.437274 del
Someone tried to kill one of the Twinktokers recently.


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 21:19:12 [Preview] No.437275 del
>>437273
I have to bank a cheque this morning, so I'll get some more then.


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 21:19:35 [Preview] No.437276 del


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 21:20:59 [Preview] No.437277 del
>>437276
Broke into his home, put a power cord around his neck to hang him and bash him.


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 21:21:42 [Preview] No.437278 del
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>“In summary, the typical educated Roman of this age was orderly, conservative, loyal, sober, reverent, tenacious, severe, practical. He enjoyed discipline, and would have no nonsense about liberty. He obeyed as a training for command. He took it for granted that the government had a right to inquire into his morals as well as his income, and to value him purely according to his services to the state. He distrusted individuality and genius. He had none of the charm, vivacity, and unstable fluency of the Attic Greek. He admired character and will as the Greek admired freedom and intellect; and organization was his forte. He lacked imagination, even to make a mythology of his own. He could with some effort love beauty, but he could seldom create it. He had no use for pure science, and was suspicious of philosophy as a devilish dissolvent of ancient beliefs and ways. He could not, for the life of him, understand Plato, or Archimedes, or Christ. He could only rule the world.”
>― Will Durant, Caesar and Christ
Good morning neets. We must ensure that the neet compound has a wholesome, conservative culture, that breeds a race of world conquerors.


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 21:24:03 [Preview] No.437279 del
>>437278
Good morning NEET.

Didn't their society fall apart because they didn't have enough food or something?


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 21:26:04 [Preview] No.437280 del
>>437279
>Didn't their society fall apart because they didn't have enough food or something?
I thought it was immigration and creeping liberalism.


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 21:26:44 [Preview] No.437281 del
>>437278
This is a good pepe


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 21:26:48 [Preview] No.437282 del
>>437270
NOOOOOO!
Thats for the afternoon!


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 21:26:55 [Preview] No.437283 del
>>437280
I have no clue, you are probably right.


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 21:28:26 [Preview] No.437284 del
>>437282
You need to live on the edge.


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 21:30:07 [Preview] No.437285 del
>>437278
Yah only a tiny percentage have imagination, these praetorian types are scared of creativity. That is the difference between Economic man and Spiritual Man.


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 21:30:38 [Preview] No.437286 del
>>437284
I'll edge (You)


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 21:35:37 [Preview] No.437287 del


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 21:41:35 [Preview] No.437288 del
>>437280
>immigration
Germanic immigration definitely killed them off, but the big question is why did the romans get weak enough that they could be overrun by a bunch of sauerkraut niggers in the first place.


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 21:42:08 [Preview] No.437289 del
>>437281
Of ancient lineage. I think I got it back in 2018 or so.


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 21:51:37 [Preview] No.437290 del
>>437288
>why did the romans get weak enough that they could be overrun
Lack of beans, if beanNEET was there they would still be the ultimate power in the world.


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 21:55:54 [Preview] No.437291 del
>>437290
Perhaps their demise was a result of not having him. He ate some beats one night and exploded that resulted in the demise of the empire.


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 21:58:36 [Preview] No.437293 del
Possum rode out of the north and destroyed the roman empire's chickpea crop once.


story contest #2 NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 22:00:23 [Preview] No.437294 del
Friendly reminder it's the second round. Same as yesterday, write a short story about whatever.
Here's previous winners: >>437177

Instead of just blabbering about other's work, here's mine, also an example about the length. Can be a bit shorter, can be a bit longer.
Creeping slowly among the stalks, grass blades wobble along my path. Seeking chewables, fill my tummy and grind my teeth. I reach the blanket of dead leaves, acorns drop from the branches. Rustling on the ground forward, blades pop through my sides, rising up in the air, I'm the dinner now.
I am God in the Sky. Meat offered as sacrifice. There he darts, drived by glutton. Strike down the clueless fool. Blood coats my talons.

Don't be shy, participate.


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 22:01:44 [Preview] No.437295 del
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>>437294
I thought I attached an apustaja. I was wrong. Oh well.


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 22:02:02 [Preview] No.437296 del
>>437280
And it got so big that there were 4 ruling leaders and areas.
And Byzantium won.


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 22:04:45 [Preview] No.437297 del
>>437294
Not sure we have enough literary talent here to supply a contest. I might expand my normandy beach story into a 4 line novella.


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 22:05:59 [Preview] No.437298 del
>>437297
>literary talent
Not needed.
>I might expand my normandy beach story into a 4 line novella.
Sounds good.


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 22:06:15 [Preview] No.437299 del
>>437292
Good morning NEET.


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 22:08:02 [Preview] No.437300 del
>>437294
Let me have a think about it. I will try again to keep it shorter.


sage NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 22:10:58 [Preview] No.437301 del
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>>437294
>drived
*driven...


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 22:11:16 [Preview] No.437302 del
>>437301
Can't even sage now.


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 22:14:11 [Preview] No.437303 del
>>437302
You've contracted mong.


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 22:18:43 [Preview] No.437304 del
>>437303
He needs the Dan pill.


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 22:18:57 [Preview] No.437305 del
Nuro uses iCloud.


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 22:19:56 [Preview] No.437306 del
>>437303
They immunised the other children in my class against mongitis, but my mummybot said it would make me autistic and didn't let me get the jab.


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 22:38:26 [Preview] No.437307 del
>>437210
You wank to my posts?


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 22:41:27 [Preview] No.437308 del
The decrepit NEET fiend groans as he contorts his body to the upright position.
The bones creak with the pain of age and the kettle beckons him.
He slowly makes his way to the kitchen and begins the morning ritual.
The mind wanders through the aisles of Dan's while sipping on a warm cup of coffee.
The steam acts as a decongestant and thick phlegm unhinges itself from the larynx.
The sooner the big tasks are out of the way, the sooner he can begin the slight boongery, so slight it won't suffice his need for detachment of reality and concern.
He asks his contemporary peers, 'You'se cunts want anything?'


Story contest NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 22:42:40 [Preview] No.437309 del


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 22:44:58 [Preview] No.437310 del
>>437275
I had an employer who paid weekly wages in cheques. Was a pain in the arse having to get to a bank before closing time on a Friday. Fucking Greeks.


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 22:52:53 [Preview] No.437311 del
WA police blow up cache of bikie guns

https://youtube.com/watch?v=mXIrFptXLAQ [Embed]


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 23:00:00 [Preview] No.437312 del
>>437305
*Nuro is iCloud
Everywhere, anytime, 99.999999999% availability.


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 23:00:06 [Preview] No.437313 del
>>437308
Another triumph! Still needs more lesbian sex scenes to be commercially viable.


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 23:00:32 [Preview] No.437314 del
>>437308
I have lost and will not write my story. This text is superior.


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 23:03:43 [Preview] No.437315 del
>>437312
>availability
This part should be durability upon further research.


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 23:05:35 [Preview] No.437316 del
Good news today over a story that was developing this week and last about a tranny
>Professor who said paedophiles should be called ‘minor-attracted persons’ agrees to resign
https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/news-life/professor-who-said-paedophiles-should-be-called-minorattracted-persons-agrees-to-resign/news-story/f977d5987e11b3efe16843594d71eca8


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 23:11:03 [Preview] No.437317 del
>>437312
The Fappening was a glorious time indeed.


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 23:26:30 [Preview] No.437318 del
>>437091
UPDATE: He's been charged with two(2) counts of murder.


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 23:35:40 [Preview] No.437319 del
>>437311
>sweeping new powers
>no warrants
>punishment for associating with gun owner
We know who they will use these laws against.
How can police argue it's unreasonable or them to get a warrant when they have already issued a prohibition order?

Warrants are specifically to ensure police aren't shaking people down for money and stealing drugs, without a warrant police can just turn up again and again demanding cash.

like the NSW bibkie laws, it wont be a month before these pseudo-warrants are issued against "terrorists", and in two months tey will be issued against domestic violence offenders.
Hit your wife? Being friends with a gun owner is now a crime.


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 23:44:07 [Preview] No.437320 del
>>437318
Probably to scare him that it isn't going away.


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 23:47:02 [Preview] No.437321 del
>>437314
Please write yours.


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 23:47:29 [Preview] No.437322 del
>>437319
I wish there more kind snipers existed to eliminate all the biker scum.

The only bikers I respect are the ones that support children who have experience abuse.


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 23:48:40 [Preview] No.437323 del
I got some Penderyn Myth scotch.
I don't think I've tried a Welsh one.


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 23:50:25 [Preview] No.437324 del
Time to get wasted.


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 23:52:22 [Preview] No.437325 del
>>437288
The germanic tribes were naturally superior.


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 23:52:43 [Preview] No.437326 del
'The Chief Medical Officers recommend adults do not drink more than 14 units per week.'


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 23:54:38 [Preview] No.437327 del
>>437323
Keep us updated on how it goes.


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 23:54:38 [Preview] No.437328 del
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Good Morning Neets


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 23:54:48 [Preview] No.437329 del
>>437325
No one believes this, not even Germans.


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 23:54:54 [Preview] No.437330 del
>>437328
Good morning Nuro.


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 23:54:56 [Preview] No.437331 del
>>437311
Fuck yeah bend that .222 single shot rifle.


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 23:55:34 [Preview] No.437332 del
>>437328
mrog noorie


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 23:56:13 [Preview] No.437333 del
>>437328
Hi Nuro. Good use of stink lines in that cartoon.


NEET 11/25/2021 (Thu) 23:59:46 [Preview] No.437334 del
>>437327
The bottle's too tall and it doesn't sit in the goon cabinet.


NEET 11/26/2021 (Fri) 00:07:08 [Preview] No.437335 del
>>437330
morn

>>437332
>tfw mrog'd

>>437333
AOC is the gift that keeps giving


NEET 11/26/2021 (Fri) 00:11:32 [Preview] No.437336 del
>>437334
Could be a sign that it needs to be finished. Take it slow.


NEET 11/26/2021 (Fri) 00:13:28 [Preview] No.437337 del
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NEET 11/26/2021 (Fri) 00:14:38 [Preview] No.437338 del
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NEET 11/26/2021 (Fri) 00:14:53 [Preview] No.437339 del
>>437337
https://youtube.com/watch?v=l1dnqKGuezo [Embed]


NEET 11/26/2021 (Fri) 00:18:35 [Preview] No.437340 del
>>437337
I stopped drinking that shit ten years ago.


NEET 11/26/2021 (Fri) 00:19:01 [Preview] No.437341 del
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NEET 11/26/2021 (Fri) 00:24:49 [Preview] No.437342 del
>>437338
That northern Korean gook will probably have his family punished as well. When one commits a crime it seen as a crime done by the whole family.


NEET 11/26/2021 (Fri) 00:33:55 [Preview] No.437343 del
I'm watching the last episode of S2 of True Detective.


NEET 11/26/2021 (Fri) 00:40:56 [Preview] No.437344 del
>>437343
Did he do it?


NEET 11/26/2021 (Fri) 00:45:38 [Preview] No.437345 del
>>437343
Rachel McAdams uwu


NEET 11/26/2021 (Fri) 00:54:54 [Preview] No.437346 del
Fucking roommate needs to learn to lock the toilet door when is in there.


NEET 11/26/2021 (Fri) 00:55:41 [Preview] No.437347 del
>>437345
Dangerous mummygf. I wish I had a woman like that to protect me.


NEET 11/26/2021 (Fri) 00:59:44 [Preview] No.437348 del
>>437346
That's a pure dom move.


NEET 11/26/2021 (Fri) 01:01:10 [Preview] No.437349 del
Smell my stinkiewinkie little sub NEET


NEET 11/26/2021 (Fri) 01:15:55 [Preview] No.437350 del
>>437311
There was no need to blow up anything. The potentially even launched serviceable pieces into the scrub.
Not a big fan of these staged media performances that the Police seem to be doing at an increasing rate.


NEET 11/26/2021 (Fri) 01:17:01 [Preview] No.437351 del
>>437318
No bodies, no trailer, no murder weapon. Wonder if they got him to fess up, or have just doubled down.


NEET 11/26/2021 (Fri) 01:18:32 [Preview] No.437352 del
>>437350
The praetorian guard/counter terrorism pigs have to show off how defenceless ordinary ppl are. The bunnies and wallabies are resting easier tonight.


NEET 11/26/2021 (Fri) 01:30:30 [Preview] No.437353 del
>>437351
Doubling down would be my guess


NEET 11/26/2021 (Fri) 01:33:26 [Preview] No.437354 del
>>437350
>serviceable pieces into the scrub
The abowaffen will collect them


NEET 11/26/2021 (Fri) 01:36:04 [Preview] No.437355 del
>>437341
Can't keep our own neighbourhoods safe from blacks, but somehow we've got enough police to spare whenever they give trouble in foreign countries.


NEET 11/26/2021 (Fri) 01:36:52 [Preview] No.437356 del
>>437348
The purest dom move would be to go piss all over that whiny neet, not in the toilet.


NEET 11/26/2021 (Fri) 01:40:30 [Preview] No.437357 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=N9NCyGaxoDY [Embed]


NEET 11/26/2021 (Fri) 01:41:22 [Preview] No.437358 del
>>437355
Yeah but what's the Israeli flag got to do with the situation?


NEET 11/26/2021 (Fri) 01:53:08 [Preview] No.437359 del
>>437358
Solomon.


NEET 11/26/2021 (Fri) 01:54:05 [Preview] No.437360 del
>>437359
Smart neet. The islanders are really jews.


NEET 11/26/2021 (Fri) 01:56:29 [Preview] No.437361 del
In Neal Stephenson's The Baroque Cycle the solomon islands are the source of alchemical gold which can act as the philosopher's stone and generate more gold and drives the entire plot


NEET 11/26/2021 (Fri) 01:56:29 [Preview] No.437362 del
>>437360
Son's of the King Jew.


NEET 11/26/2021 (Fri) 02:19:11 [Preview] No.437363 del
>>437361
Hidden in plain sight.


NEET 11/26/2021 (Fri) 02:21:05 [Preview] No.437364 del
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I see no man, but I do see a doggo.


NEET 11/26/2021 (Fri) 02:23:29 [Preview] No.437365 del
>>437364
i cant see either


NEET 11/26/2021 (Fri) 02:26:03 [Preview] No.437366 del
>>437364
It's a werewolf, changing between man and beast form. I played white wolf's werewolf rpg once, so I know these things.


NEET 11/26/2021 (Fri) 02:26:42 [Preview] No.437367 del
No fucking motivation today neets. Dexies must have fried my brain.


NEET 11/26/2021 (Fri) 02:26:58 [Preview] No.437368 del
>>437364
Start from the "nose" and you can kind of see a face from a side on angle with the eye.

Where is the doggo?


NEET 11/26/2021 (Fri) 02:27:51 [Preview] No.437369 del
>>437363
I think the solomon's gold in the novel (gold which creates more gold via alchemy) was really just a metaphor for capitalism, a system where money creates more money.


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NEET 11/26/2021 (Fri) 02:29:40 [Preview] No.437371 del
>>437367
>IKTF
I think the weather is not helping as well as I feel as if I am getting run down and I am doing fuck all...


NEET 11/26/2021 (Fri) 02:31:05 [Preview] No.437372 del
Going to have some lunch and then either have a read or play some more Skyrim. Probably the former.


NEET 11/26/2021 (Fri) 02:32:31 [Preview] No.437373 del
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NEET 11/26/2021 (Fri) 02:33:02 [Preview] No.437374 del
>>437369
There's a magical lab in the islands.


NEET 11/26/2021 (Fri) 02:36:35 [Preview] No.437375 del
>>437373
Ah, yes, that is much better representation of it.


NEET 11/26/2021 (Fri) 02:41:44 [Preview] No.437376 del
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NEET 11/26/2021 (Fri) 03:02:10 [Preview] No.437378 del
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Kyle Rittenhouse's sister


NEET 11/26/2021 (Fri) 03:03:13 [Preview] No.437379 del
>>437378
The mother is a bad sign of things to come but HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGG.


NEET 11/26/2021 (Fri) 03:04:13 [Preview] No.437380 del
>>437378
Cant tell if thats doxxing or boosting


NEET 11/26/2021 (Fri) 03:04:44 [Preview] No.437381 del
ten minutes to knock off time


NEET 11/26/2021 (Fri) 03:05:17 [Preview] No.437382 del
>>437380
doxxing?


NEET 11/26/2021 (Fri) 03:05:21 [Preview] No.437383 del
fuck it the BOss is away I'm gonna sandbag with the lads


NEET 11/26/2021 (Fri) 03:05:49 [Preview] No.437384 del
>>437379
The HNNGG is for the sister btw. I mean it is concerning that the sister might age poorly.


NEET 11/26/2021 (Fri) 03:06:22 [Preview] No.437385 del
>>437379
Is that the mother right behind her? Kyle is an ugly mofo.


NEET 11/26/2021 (Fri) 03:09:33 [Preview] No.437386 del
>>437385
Yeah, a few roasties on twitter were talking shit about her which resulted in the right coming after them. At least one got driven off twitter because she couldn't handle the bants.


NEET 11/26/2021 (Fri) 03:10:17 [Preview] No.437387 del
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>>437380
>Cant tell if thats doxxing


NEET 11/26/2021 (Fri) 03:11:26 [Preview] No.437388 del
I looked a bit like Rittenhouse when I was younger. My babyfat went away with puberty though thank god. I went from having a babyface to looking older than I actually am.


NEET 11/26/2021 (Fri) 03:11:43 [Preview] No.437389 del
Three poos so far.


NEET 11/26/2021 (Fri) 03:15:00 [Preview] No.437390 del
>>437387
Nuro is in the background.


NEET 11/26/2021 (Fri) 03:15:26 [Preview] No.437391 del
Second coffee.


NEET 11/26/2021 (Fri) 03:16:16 [Preview] No.437392 del
Is there a term for things like:
>heifer's milk
>horn of a lamb
etc.
Things that can't actually exist?


NEET 11/26/2021 (Fri) 03:17:52 [Preview] No.437393 del
>>437389
Do you feel empty?


NEET 11/26/2021 (Fri) 03:23:00 [Preview] No.437394 del
>>437376
Nice egg.


NEET 11/26/2021 (Fri) 03:23:37 [Preview] No.437395 del
>>437383
sandbag my lemons


NEET 11/26/2021 (Fri) 03:24:13 [Preview] No.437396 del
>>437392
Not real.


NEET 11/26/2021 (Fri) 03:26:31 [Preview] No.437397 del
>>437391
Home made?


NEET 11/26/2021 (Fri) 03:30:23 [Preview] No.437398 del
Filled the red and green bins and cut down a tree.


NEET 11/26/2021 (Fri) 03:36:24 [Preview] No.437399 del
>>437378
Who'd she kill?


NEET 11/26/2021 (Fri) 03:36:37 [Preview] No.437400 del
>>437387
I can really see Kyle in the mother. Single parent household?


NEET 11/26/2021 (Fri) 03:37:36 [Preview] No.437401 del
>>437399
She killed the boners of leftist males everywhere.


NEET 11/26/2021 (Fri) 03:38:09 [Preview] No.437402 del
ALL. HELL.
CAN'T STOP US NOW


NEET 11/26/2021 (Fri) 03:39:48 [Preview] No.437403 del
>tfw no Kiernan Shipka gf


NEET 11/26/2021 (Fri) 03:44:02 [Preview] No.437404 del
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>HOLLYWOOD, CA—In a show of support for the brave hero who paused burning down black-owned businesses to sacrifice his life fighting off the evil assassin Kyle Rittenhouse, actor and keen observer of murder trials Mark Ruffalo donated $50 million to found The Joseph Rosenbaum Elementary School.
>“I heard he just loved little kids, especially boys,” said the Marvel actor


NEET 11/26/2021 (Fri) 03:48:36 [Preview] No.437405 del
I don't suppose any of you mongs use spintel as an ISP do you?


NEET 11/26/2021 (Fri) 03:50:37 [Preview] No.437406 del
>>437405
I use TPG.


NEET 11/26/2021 (Fri) 03:54:11 [Preview] No.437407 del
Big


NEET 11/26/2021 (Fri) 03:54:28 [Preview] No.437408 del
Garn get a 6pack of reds before the rains hit.


NEET 11/26/2021 (Fri) 03:56:28 [Preview] No.437409 del
>>437406
Have you or anyone else ever been asked for a driver's license when signing up for an ISP? It's been a long time since I got a new internet connection, but I don't remember being asked for id before.


NEET 11/26/2021 (Fri) 03:59:03 [Preview] No.437410 del
>>437408
Have a good boonging.


NEET 11/26/2021 (Fri) 04:04:57 [Preview] No.437411 del
>>437409
That happened about 10+ years as the internet account is not in my name but I am on technical support and pay the bill. I think you needed to provide some details to confirm your identity. I cannot remember though as the account was started back when I had ADSL


NEET 11/26/2021 (Fri) 04:06:17 [Preview] No.437412 del


NEET 11/26/2021 (Fri) 04:08:46 [Preview] No.437413 del
At least 15 cones and 8 standards.
Going to have a feed and a shower.
Sober by 1700.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=-lXQn5AbNcw [Embed]

tbh, I'm not even getting pissed anymore, let alone choof'd.


NEET 11/26/2021 (Fri) 04:09:04 [Preview] No.437414 del
>>437412
Could be anything.


NEET 11/26/2021 (Fri) 04:12:49 [Preview] No.437415 del
>>437409
Don't remember tbh, last time I changed providers was when I went to exetel for my nbn connection and thats about 10 years ago.


NEET 11/26/2021 (Fri) 04:13:58 [Preview] No.437416 del
>>437413
DAY DRINKING AND DAY CHOOFING FAGGOT


NEET 11/26/2021 (Fri) 04:15:49 [Preview] No.437417 del
>>437413
>At least 15 cones and 8 standards.
Is that do-able?


NEET 11/26/2021 (Fri) 04:18:56 [Preview] No.437418 del
>>437416
I've been productive though, so I'm excused.
Bit smashed aye.
>>437417
Your doable.


NEET 11/26/2021 (Fri) 04:19:11 [Preview] No.437419 del
fucking gay cunt


NEET 11/26/2021 (Fri) 04:21:42 [Preview] No.437420 del
You're all going to miss me when I go back to the wage.
I wish Wombler took a break between his sperg and starting at the new place and we could've got boong'd for a week.


NEET 11/26/2021 (Fri) 04:26:18 [Preview] No.437421 del
>>437420
nuro is even waging, get used to it


NEET 11/26/2021 (Fri) 04:32:43 [Preview] No.437422 del
Cancelled the in-house appointment. You reckon a GP will order blood tests over the phone?


NEET 11/26/2021 (Fri) 04:33:16 [Preview] No.437423 del
WHIMSICAL


NEET 11/26/2021 (Fri) 04:34:20 [Preview] No.437424 del
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NEET 11/26/2021 (Fri) 04:36:42 [Preview] No.437425 del
>>437424
Calamari rings, potato gems, tomato sauce, sriracha, mayo and a garlic aioli?


NEET 11/26/2021 (Fri) 04:37:04 [Preview] No.437426 del
they call cruisey the slim slow rider


NEET 11/26/2021 (Fri) 04:38:51 [Preview] No.437427 del
>>437424
that better be siracha NEET


NEET 11/26/2021 (Fri) 04:42:16 [Preview] No.437428 del
>>437426
I call him the mong vocaroo poster ;)


NEET 11/26/2021 (Fri) 04:43:47 [Preview] No.437429 del
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NEET 11/26/2021 (Fri) 04:43:55 [Preview] No.437430 del
>>437424
= Power.


NEET 11/26/2021 (Fri) 04:44:21 [Preview] No.437431 del
>>437429
Do you miss your spider friend?


NEET 11/26/2021 (Fri) 04:46:52 [Preview] No.437432 del
>>437431
It may very well end up in my next meal.


NEET 11/26/2021 (Fri) 04:49:49 [Preview] No.437433 del
>>437424
looks tasty


NEET 11/26/2021 (Fri) 04:50:53 [Preview] No.437434 del
>>437429
I hope ypu got something for your friend.


NEET 11/26/2021 (Fri) 04:52:34 [Preview] No.437435 del
>>437425
>>437427
Mayo, Chicken chip salt mayo and sriracha
>>437426
>>437428
https://voca.ro/1gfnQkYvxMpx
>>437429
I dislike the spider.
>>437430
= arse


NEET 11/26/2021 (Fri) 04:56:44 [Preview] No.437436 del
>>437413
Wait, are you still working?


NEET 11/26/2021 (Fri) 04:57:03 [Preview] No.437437 del
>>437432
Cook him well.


NEET 11/26/2021 (Fri) 04:57:42 [Preview] No.437438 del
>>437435
The singing was good.


NEET 11/26/2021 (Fri) 05:01:04 [Preview] No.437439 del
>>437435
Voice of an angel.


NEET 11/26/2021 (Fri) 05:02:40 [Preview] No.437440 del
>>437439
>>437438
I got the words wrong


NEET 11/26/2021 (Fri) 05:04:27 [Preview] No.437441 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=sZYGpiGD038 [Embed]


NEET 11/26/2021 (Fri) 05:18:13 [Preview] No.437442 del
18 degrees today in Shitbourne, cooked some pasta for lunch, going to buy some beer later.


NEET 11/26/2021 (Fri) 05:27:31 [Preview] No.437443 del
>>437413
You've levelled up m8. Achievement unlocked - injecting drug use


NEET 11/26/2021 (Fri) 05:34:20 [Preview] No.437444 del
>>437417
15 cones sounds a bit rough.


NEET 11/26/2021 (Fri) 05:34:28 [Preview] No.437445 del
>>437442
>cooked some pasta
Plain or with a sauce?


NEET 11/26/2021 (Fri) 05:34:59 [Preview] No.437446 del
>>437421
Nominally.
He has lied in the past about wftd and exaggerated the importance of his work at his m8's place.


NEET 11/26/2021 (Fri) 05:35:24 [Preview] No.437447 del
>>437445
What sort of fucking creature eats pasta without any sort of sauce?


NEET 11/26/2021 (Fri) 05:36:22 [Preview] No.437448 del
>>437397
Umm, instant, yeah.
What sort of rich cunt buys ready made coffee? JFC.


NEET 11/26/2021 (Fri) 05:37:28 [Preview] No.437449 del
>>437396
Not quite what I meant.
Think of the way those terms are used in Scarborough fair or the Kalevala. It is its own poetic technique but I don't know what it is called and I haven't been able to find it by using a search engine.


NEET 11/26/2021 (Fri) 05:37:42 [Preview] No.437450 del
>>437424
Absolutely banner material


NEET 11/26/2021 (Fri) 05:37:47 [Preview] No.437451 del
>>437393
I feel a bit hungry now.


NEET 11/26/2021 (Fri) 05:38:51 [Preview] No.437452 del
>>437422
Depends, what are they for?


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NEET 11/26/2021 (Fri) 05:39:57 [Preview] No.437454 del
>>437451
Have a pizza


NEET 11/26/2021 (Fri) 05:40:32 [Preview] No.437455 del
>>437367
Went out and had a small moderate binge of coke and chocolate. Unfortunately I'm now feeling better.


NEET 11/26/2021 (Fri) 05:42:25 [Preview] No.437456 del
>>437447
That didn't answer my question.


NEET 11/26/2021 (Fri) 05:44:28 [Preview] No.437457 del
>>437445
Bit of grated mozzarella from Aldi, minced garlic, olive oil and dried basil.


NEET 11/26/2021 (Fri) 05:45:28 [Preview] No.437458 del
>>437453
Thanks, but I don't think that is quite it. I will keep reading the article and I might find it through one of the hyperlinks.
Cheers.


NEET 11/26/2021 (Fri) 05:45:47 [Preview] No.437459 del
>>437457
I'd count that as a sauce.


NEET 11/26/2021 (Fri) 05:50:16 [Preview] No.437460 del
Second lunch time.


NEET 11/26/2021 (Fri) 06:01:46 [Preview] No.437461 del
Ok, finally signed up for internet, something I've been putting off all year.


NEET 11/26/2021 (Fri) 06:02:28 [Preview] No.437462 del
>>437460
Based and hobbit pilled


NEET 11/26/2021 (Fri) 06:04:56 [Preview] No.437463 del
Garn order some pizza from an excellent italian place. What do you neets want? Pizza's on me.


NEET 11/26/2021 (Fri) 06:05:56 [Preview] No.437464 del
>>437463
Garlic and cheese pizza please.


NEET 11/26/2021 (Fri) 06:06:15 [Preview] No.437465 del
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>>437463
I'm right neet I just got this delivered.


NEET 11/26/2021 (Fri) 06:07:07 [Preview] No.437466 del
>>437461
What plan did you pick in the end?


NEET 11/26/2021 (Fri) 06:07:25 [Preview] No.437467 del
>>437465
Feed = Power.


NEET 11/26/2021 (Fri) 06:07:47 [Preview] No.437468 del
>>437457
That sounds nice.


NEET 11/26/2021 (Fri) 06:19:01 [Preview] No.437469 del
>>437465
What's it called?


NEET 11/26/2021 (Fri) 06:19:37 [Preview] No.437470 del
>>437466
The cheapest. Unlimited nbn12


NEET 11/26/2021 (Fri) 06:22:50 [Preview] No.437471 del
>>437469
Garlic Prawn Pizza ($21.50)


NEET 11/26/2021 (Fri) 06:23:45 [Preview] No.437472 del
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>wondering if I can get a job as a professional competitive eater


NEET 11/26/2021 (Fri) 06:24:56 [Preview] No.437473 del
>>437470
With TPG, as that other provider does not have a NBN12 plan from what I remember?


NEET 11/26/2021 (Fri) 06:25:17 [Preview] No.437474 del
>>437472
I believe in you.


NEET 11/26/2021 (Fri) 06:28:49 [Preview] No.437475 del
>>437463
Seafood.


NEET 11/26/2021 (Fri) 06:36:25 [Preview] No.437476 del
>>437465
A handsome pie.


NEET 11/26/2021 (Fri) 06:45:01 [Preview] No.437477 del
I hope he gets me that seafood and isn't just a tease.


NEET 11/26/2021 (Fri) 06:51:45 [Preview] No.437478 del
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>>437472
You had better start training neet.


NEET 11/26/2021 (Fri) 07:11:02 [Preview] No.437479 del
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>>437465
Fuk it cross posting


NEET 11/26/2021 (Fri) 07:11:55 [Preview] No.437480 del
Productive day.
Five (5) Black Forest Monte Carlos and a can of Rockstar Tropical Guava for din dins.
Got a metallic silhouette match shortly.


NEET 11/26/2021 (Fri) 07:12:45 [Preview] No.437481 del
If FIFO doesn't post this weekend, it's safe to say he carked it the other day.


NEET 11/26/2021 (Fri) 07:15:05 [Preview] No.437482 del
>>437480
>metallic silhouette match
is this a shooty thing?


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NEET 11/26/2021 (Fri) 07:22:51 [Preview] No.437486 del
>>437485
pew ding
pew ding


NEET 11/26/2021 (Fri) 07:26:00 [Preview] No.437488 del
>>437486
i like pudding


NEET 11/26/2021 (Fri) 07:27:23 [Preview] No.437489 del
Half a tear and share down the hatch
Been a while


NEET 11/26/2021 (Fri) 07:30:41 [Preview] No.437490 del
>>437489
The rule is that you have to share the other half,


NEET 11/26/2021 (Fri) 07:30:59 [Preview] No.437491 del
>>437479
Home made very nice.


NEET 11/26/2021 (Fri) 07:32:31 [Preview] No.437492 del
>>437491
has two kinds of chillis on it. Ancho and Jalapeno


NEET 11/26/2021 (Fri) 07:36:28 [Preview] No.437493 del
>>437490
I will share it, but only with my future self


NEET 11/26/2021 (Fri) 07:40:33 [Preview] No.437494 del
>>437493
we'll just bash you and take it


NEET 11/26/2021 (Fri) 07:43:38 [Preview] No.437495 del
>>437494
You can take it, FROM MY COLD, DEAD, ANUS!


NEET 11/26/2021 (Fri) 07:45:18 [Preview] No.437496 del
>>437495
I accept your proposal


MOVIE NEET 11/26/2021 (Fri) 07:55:07 [Preview] No.437497 del
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As requested, for Friday night stream, I can start Swedish/Norvegian(?) horror Draug any time now.


story contest NEET 11/26/2021 (Fri) 07:57:42 [Preview] No.437498 del
>>437308
Butifel.

Gonna wait some more, maybe others got inspiration, and want to participate.


NEET 11/26/2021 (Fri) 07:58:58 [Preview] No.437499 del
>>437497
I actually watched a bit of Draug before and I don't know how good it is. Do we have other options?


NEET 11/26/2021 (Fri) 08:05:26 [Preview] No.437500 del
>>437499
Depends what do you mean "options".
Our stash:
Brazil
Bubby
Dogma
Dont be a menace
Four Lions
Gods must be crazy
Hitchiker's guide
Idiocracy
Life-aquatic
Lighthouse
Mad Max 2
Memento
Nightcrawler
Outbreak
Shanghai noon
Tanu
Tracker

Some youtube movies are also ready, those that were the last time. I could search quick.
Also have a link to a corona talk, american physicians having "anti-vaxx" chat. (Actually it's pro-early treatment chat, what I can tell.)
Also if bitchute can be played, then the Rittenhouse interview by Tucker Carlson.
Not much of a selection.

I've other movies backed up, but they need upload to the stash, which could take some time depending.


NEET 11/26/2021 (Fri) 08:06:37 [Preview] No.437501 del
>>437499
Oh I can also stream Kyushu Basho bouts easily.


NEET 11/26/2021 (Fri) 08:07:15 [Preview] No.437502 del
>>437500
How about we try draug, and if it's no good, watch brazil?


NEET 11/26/2021 (Fri) 08:08:03 [Preview] No.437503 del
>>437500
how about some disney animation?


NEET 11/26/2021 (Fri) 08:08:24 [Preview] No.437504 del
Garn gym in an hour or so. Fucking hate doing so on a Friday night because all the young people on the trains are annoying and it gives me the feels.


NEET 11/26/2021 (Fri) 08:08:57 [Preview] No.437505 del
>>437500
Nightcrawler is good imo.


NEET 11/26/2021 (Fri) 08:09:27 [Preview] No.437506 del
>>437502
Sure.

>>437503
Give me a link from youtube.

>>437504
Should we wait until you arrive home?


NEET 11/26/2021 (Fri) 08:10:22 [Preview] No.437507 del
>>437506
Nah, don't worry about me m8. I'll be at the gym for some time. I might just go tomorrow instead if the stream is good.


NEET 11/26/2021 (Fri) 08:10:33 [Preview] No.437508 del
>>437504
Forget em, they're all gonna die of bat aids when the newest mutatation hits. But don't go to the gym, stay here and watch low budget horror movies with your neetbros.


NEET 11/26/2021 (Fri) 08:11:01 [Preview] No.437509 del
>>437506
nah I was just joking. disney is kiked af.


NEET 11/26/2021 (Fri) 08:11:22 [Preview] No.437510 del
>>437508
I'm considering it. I have very fond memories of the time we watched Ned (2003) together.


NEET 11/26/2021 (Fri) 08:12:21 [Preview] No.437511 del
>>437509
Ironic, considering that walt disney was once accused of being a nazi.


Link to Moofie NEET 11/26/2021 (Fri) 08:13:52 [Preview] No.437512 del


NEET 11/26/2021 (Fri) 08:14:42 [Preview] No.437513 del
>>437510
Ned also should be up in the stash.


NEET 11/26/2021 (Fri) 08:21:18 [Preview] No.437514 del
Why is dryburgh on telegram shilling crypto like crazy? I just want covid covax stuff ffs


NEET 11/26/2021 (Fri) 08:22:21 [Preview] No.437515 del
ANY NEETS FOUND NOT AT THE MOVIE SESSION WILL BE TURNED OVER TO OUR BOONG cuddle SQUAD FOR PUNISHMENT


NEET 11/26/2021 (Fri) 08:24:26 [Preview] No.437516 del
>>437515
I consent though?


NEET 11/26/2021 (Fri) 08:37:57 [Preview] No.437517 del
>>437515
UWU DADDY


NEET 11/26/2021 (Fri) 09:37:17 [Preview] No.437518 del
what am i watching?
Also fuck all the media and fuck boomers the most.


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NEET 11/26/2021 (Fri) 09:39:48 [Preview] No.437520 del
>>437518
I dunno what you're watching.
We're watching Draug, a swedish horror.


NEET 11/26/2021 (Fri) 09:41:38 [Preview] No.437521 del
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More videogames and a drink?


NEET 11/26/2021 (Fri) 09:42:57 [Preview] No.437522 del
>>437519
kek, i have the same slow cooker


NEET 11/26/2021 (Fri) 09:45:38 [Preview] No.437523 del
>>437518
We were watching:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Draug_(film)
It was confusing, but I think they got their $200 worth of movie budget.


NEET 11/26/2021 (Fri) 09:48:04 [Preview] No.437524 del
>>437520
Thank you for hosting the movie. We were able to get 6 people in there, just not all at once.


NEET 11/26/2021 (Fri) 10:22:00 [Preview] No.437525 del
Good night NEETs. Sleep tight.


NEET 11/26/2021 (Fri) 10:27:35 [Preview] No.437526 del
>>437525
goodnight


NEET 11/26/2021 (Fri) 10:27:44 [Preview] No.437527 del


NEET 11/26/2021 (Fri) 10:35:05 [Preview] No.437528 del
Had dad's mate and his son come around and pick up some cabinets. Haven't seen the son in about 8-10 years.


NEET 11/26/2021 (Fri) 10:43:25 [Preview] No.437529 del
A Hungarian was born with a caul on his head once.


NEET 11/26/2021 (Fri) 10:44:51 [Preview] No.437530 del
On the train back from the gym. I think I'll just read for the rest of the night. Good night noots.


NEET 11/26/2021 (Fri) 10:48:58 [Preview] No.437531 del
>>437530
You're still on the train, you can't sleep there.


NEET 11/26/2021 (Fri) 10:58:12 [Preview] No.437532 del
>>437531
>>437531
I'm sitting in my jocks at home right now.


NEET 11/26/2021 (Fri) 10:58:46 [Preview] No.437533 del
Watching Man On Fire for the 4th time this week
Brings me to tears


NEET 11/26/2021 (Fri) 11:00:13 [Preview] No.437534 del
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NEET 11/26/2021 (Fri) 11:01:31 [Preview] No.437535 del
Last time I posted a bulge pic I had a nasty neet tell me I had hips like an 11 year old girl.


NEET 11/26/2021 (Fri) 11:04:47 [Preview] No.437536 del
Mongk makes me uWu


NEET 11/26/2021 (Fri) 11:11:08 [Preview] No.437537 del
Buro makes my bussy wet.


NEET 11/26/2021 (Fri) 11:30:15 [Preview] No.437538 del
home
purchased a longneck of stout on the way back, but I might just go to bed


NEET 11/26/2021 (Fri) 11:31:25 [Preview] No.437539 del
>>437538
It's already pretty late, especially for you.


NEET 11/26/2021 (Fri) 11:33:21 [Preview] No.437540 del
>>437539
it is
night


NEET 11/26/2021 (Fri) 11:38:43 [Preview] No.437542 del
>>437540
Sleep tight


NEET 11/26/2021 (Fri) 11:42:23 [Preview] No.437543 del
>>437541
>lets do a fluff piece and suck off some randos
Yer prioritise invalids to work over cunts cuddled due to the government hating poor cunts.


NEET 11/26/2021 (Fri) 12:00:16 [Preview] No.437544 del
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NEET 11/26/2021 (Fri) 12:06:39 [Preview] No.437545 del
rapé


NEET 11/26/2021 (Fri) 12:07:07 [Preview] No.437546 del
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NEET 11/26/2021 (Fri) 12:07:19 [Preview] No.437547 del
i hate women


NEET 11/26/2021 (Fri) 12:29:14 [Preview] No.437548 del
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NEET 11/26/2021 (Fri) 12:48:04 [Preview] No.437549 del
Will God forgive us for our sins, NEET?


NEET 11/26/2021 (Fri) 12:51:16 [Preview] No.437550 del
>>437549
If you're christian and actually follow the tenents of your faith, then yes. If not then you better head to a non pozzed church and repent.


NEET 11/26/2021 (Fri) 12:58:36 [Preview] No.437551 del
>>437545
Rаре
Do it Properly.


NEET 11/26/2021 (Fri) 13:44:44 [Preview] No.437552 del
Two chicken Kiev's, two packs of mi goreng and two longnecks of Guinness for dinner, it's time for bed now.


NEET 11/26/2021 (Fri) 13:49:29 [Preview] No.437553 del
>>437552
Sweet dreams noot.


NEET 11/26/2021 (Fri) 18:46:22 [Preview] No.437554 del
garn protest


NEET 11/26/2021 (Fri) 19:40:38 [Preview] No.437556 del
>>437523
not an endorsement really then.


NEET 11/26/2021 (Fri) 19:41:29 [Preview] No.437557 del
>>437550
Fuck the vatican. fuck the pope. both are working for the forces of darkness.


NEET 11/26/2021 (Fri) 19:43:23 [Preview] No.437558 del
>>437546
Drinking in a workshop is a health and safety issue


NEET 11/26/2021 (Fri) 19:48:37 [Preview] No.437559 del
mording
having some monte carlos
need to buy some mondster and dare at teh supermarket shortly


NEET 11/26/2021 (Fri) 19:48:58 [Preview] No.437560 del
>>437558
he probably needed a drink after that walked in


NEET 11/26/2021 (Fri) 21:10:05 [Preview] No.437562 del
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Are you neets ready for the omicron wave?


NEET 11/26/2021 (Fri) 21:11:04 [Preview] No.437563 del
>>437562
I hope you get a visit.


NEET 11/26/2021 (Fri) 21:36:25 [Preview] No.437564 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=g2p4P36VtQE [Embed]


NEET 11/26/2021 (Fri) 21:47:48 [Preview] No.437565 del
>>437526
>>437527
Thank (You)!

>>437528
>Haven't seen the son in about 8-10 years
Polite lad?

>>437534
Hot!

>>437538
(You) earned it!

>>437541
Thank you for adding the spoiler, I did get a little shock at first. She's too close to the camera.

People don't give a fuck about disabilities unless it something that is visible disability or they public credit for doing it. Very few organisations will target people with disabilities.

>>437549
Dan does.

Mongs going to mong, they need to have one of those bars that hits the truck before the bridge. People don't give a fuck about signs or flashing lights. There is a bridge in America that has a live stream for the specific purpose to record crashes:

https://11foot8.com/

>>437562
Trust the plan.

>>437559
Good morning NEET.


NEET 11/26/2021 (Fri) 21:49:15 [Preview] No.437566 del
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>tfw no black gf


NEET 11/26/2021 (Fri) 21:49:32 [Preview] No.437567 del
>>437564
Interesting video with a good amount of science for mongs such as myself.


NEET 11/26/2021 (Fri) 21:49:56 [Preview] No.437568 del
>>437561
I forgot to quote your post here >>437565


NEET 11/26/2021 (Fri) 21:57:32 [Preview] No.437569 del
>>437555
Got a text yesterday saying that work are making it mandatory.


NEET 11/26/2021 (Fri) 21:57:44 [Preview] No.437570 del
>>437559
>need to buy some mondster and dare at teh supermarket shortly
Two days without either in the morning is living too dangerously.


NEET 11/26/2021 (Fri) 21:57:58 [Preview] No.437571 del
>>437559
You were supposed to buy some yesterday./


NEET 11/26/2021 (Fri) 21:58:41 [Preview] No.437572 del
>>437562
>tfw this cunt was right all along and I never peppered


NEET 11/26/2021 (Fri) 21:59:32 [Preview] No.437573 del
>>437565
>Polite lad?
Not really but well natured.


NEET 11/26/2021 (Fri) 22:00:09 [Preview] No.437574 del
>>437572
>I never peppered
Just add some salt.


NEET 11/26/2021 (Fri) 22:01:18 [Preview] No.437575 del
>>437566
>tfw not a pirate from the horn down to zanzibar, trading in spices and jewels from arab boats and looting wimmens from the mainland


NEET 11/26/2021 (Fri) 22:02:08 [Preview] No.437576 del
>>437571
I got two cans yesterday... and drank them yesterday.


NEET 11/26/2021 (Fri) 22:06:58 [Preview] No.437577 del
>>437576
Have you thought about getting them in bulk?


NEET 11/26/2021 (Fri) 22:11:22 [Preview] No.437578 del
>>437577
Not really. It's a habit I need to break anyway.
I got two four-packs this morning.


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NEET 11/26/2021 (Fri) 22:21:08 [Preview] No.437580 del
>>437579
It's how man was supposed to live.


NEET 11/26/2021 (Fri) 22:40:57 [Preview] No.437581 del
Morning neets. Woke up in the middle of the night, watched youtube for a bit, then fell asleep for a long time. Feel well rested.


NEET 11/26/2021 (Fri) 22:48:51 [Preview] No.437582 del
>>437579
Monring czech m8. Have you ever played Deus Ex - Mankind Divided?


NEET 11/26/2021 (Fri) 22:57:18 [Preview] No.437583 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=mscZp_C6Ieg [Embed]


NEET 11/26/2021 (Fri) 23:00:02 [Preview] No.437584 del
>>437581
Good morning NEET.


NEET 11/26/2021 (Fri) 23:31:13 [Preview] No.437585 del
Being a day drinking faggot.


NEET 11/26/2021 (Fri) 23:34:35 [Preview] No.437586 del
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NEET 11/26/2021 (Fri) 23:35:05 [Preview] No.437587 del
>>437566
Thats a spray painted filipino thot


NEET 11/26/2021 (Fri) 23:37:42 [Preview] No.437588 del
I bought a copy of windows 10 Pro backinnadae and I must have chucked the usb drive and the product key. Now I want to install AME21H1 and it would have made my life a lot easier. Now I gotta work out a crack.


NEET 11/26/2021 (Fri) 23:50:14 [Preview] No.437589 del
Muesli and yoghurt for breakky.


NEET 11/26/2021 (Fri) 23:52:34 [Preview] No.437590 del
>>437586
https://youtube.com/watch?v=VyK1bZZ7E-s [Embed]


NEET 11/26/2021 (Fri) 23:59:05 [Preview] No.437591 del
>>437487
>William 'Kyle'
Hmmm


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 00:19:05 [Preview] No.437592 del
It's going to be a hard shock to the system in two days, when I have to return to the wage. Listening to the Allman Brothers - Dreams (live) and going to have a couple more cones and a third 5th-ish stando whiskey. They want me to get the vax, like I expected them to. Now I need to threaten them with fairwork shit that won't actually do anything but may be enough to put them on the back foot to let me work from home. I may end up having reduced hours. I fucking hate all this shit. Nation is gay, I want to go bush. Got a haircut lined up tomorrow. The lady flirts with me a bit. Going to have a sliced turkey loaf, swiss cheese, cucumber and relish roll. Might have two. Need to clean the car. Probably wont because I'm lazy. Need to move a couple cabinets to the shed. Ditto. As bad as being a neurotic, worrisome, goon'd out fuckwit is, I think it's my natural state. My middle ground. It's been good to be able to be like this for a few weeks. I haven't been really smashed and near death so I think I haven't won the game. No matter how bad the boonging, I want to level up a little more. Wish I had some codeine and endone. Back to the semi-clean living next week. Need to cut back the choof to once a fortnight and drinking to only social. Need to eat healthy and schedule shopping bi-weekly into the google calendar. I think that's all of today's posts in one. I'll have a shower and that roll, then watch youtube after another couple choofs and another standard. I'm sure there's something more productive I'm able to do but I'm productive enough.


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 00:19:11 [Preview] No.437593 del
I should probably do my resume today.


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 00:33:03 [Preview] No.437594 del
Good Morning NEETs


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 00:33:11 [Preview] No.437595 del
>>437555
Tempted to go, but don't really want my mug on the news. Or getting pepper sprayed/tased/arrested. Think I'll just be a good goy and stay home.


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 00:33:52 [Preview] No.437596 del
>>437593
>resume
Mine's easy, it's just a blank piece of paper


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 00:35:17 [Preview] No.437597 del
>>437588
wut you need to crack AME now ? just use the version from last year

nuro is currently testing a really nice debotnetted LTSC he found on ru tracker


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 00:35:22 [Preview] No.437598 del
>>437594
Good morning nuro.
>>437595
What would make you actually go to a Mostly Peaceful Protest?


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 00:39:04 [Preview] No.437599 del


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 00:40:33 [Preview] No.437600 del
>>437595
>Tempted to go, but don't really want my mug on the news

Good. You could have got stabbed in the eye.


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 00:40:48 [Preview] No.437601 del
>>437598
morning mate


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 00:44:35 [Preview] No.437602 del
>>437592
>Now I need to threaten them with fairwork shit that won't actually do anything but may be enough to put them on the back foot to let me work from home.
Might be worth reading this:
https://coronavirus.fairwork.gov.au/coronavirus-and-australian-workplace-laws/covid-19-vaccinations-and-the-workplace/covid-19-vaccinations-workplace-rights-and-obligations

>As bad as being a neurotic, worrisome, goon'd out fuckwit is, I think it's my natural state.
Boongs boong.

The rest sounds do-able.


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 00:44:52 [Preview] No.437603 del
>>437594
Good morning Nuro.


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 00:47:39 [Preview] No.437604 del
>>437592
What's happening with the house that was built?


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 00:48:50 [Preview] No.437605 del
>>437593
Good luck.


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 00:51:16 [Preview] No.437606 del
Got some petrol and a car wash. Drove around until the car was dry and KFC was open. Had a regular Zinger combo and ten (10) nuggers. About to get undressed and do a poo.


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 00:52:21 [Preview] No.437607 del
There is a bird that sits on the tree that I cut down.
I saw it yesterday and thought it was weird that it didn't fly away, straight way when I got close to it.
It didn't move at all when I went up to it just now.
I think it must have eggs in a nest in it somewhere.
I didn't check, it was only an 8-ish foot offshoot from a stump because I've cut it down a few times.


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 00:53:34 [Preview] No.437608 del
>>437595
Go fight the fucking globalist cabal


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 00:54:18 [Preview] No.437609 del


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 00:54:19 [Preview] No.437610 del
>>437604
It's built, now I owe the bank.


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 00:54:45 [Preview] No.437611 del
>>437607
>I think it must have eggs in a nest in it somewhere.
had
Good job, baby bird murderer.


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 00:55:03 [Preview] No.437612 del
>>437606
Do you have wipes and a bottle of water handy?


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 00:55:08 [Preview] No.437613 del
>>437610
When are you moving in?


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 00:55:22 [Preview] No.437614 del
>>437606
do you enjoy meandering around in traffic ? id rather be in bed


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 00:55:53 [Preview] No.437615 del
>>437612
I am at home, so I have everything I could possibly require.


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 00:56:09 [Preview] No.437616 del
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Wouldn't you apply for bail if you were innocent?


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 00:56:14 [Preview] No.437617 del
>>437611
Yeah, I went out there to take a picture of it, but it's gone.
I killed the whole family.


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 00:56:48 [Preview] No.437618 del
>>437614
80 and 110km/hr roads are quite close by.


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 00:57:26 [Preview] No.437619 del
>>437613
I'm not. I'm going to rent it out in 6-8 months.


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 00:57:39 [Preview] No.437620 del
>>437616
He wouldn't have received it.


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 00:58:08 [Preview] No.437621 del
>>437606
Sounds like a nice day so far.


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 00:58:13 [Preview] No.437622 del
>>437616
It probably cost heaps.


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 00:58:57 [Preview] No.437623 del
>>437616
And if he is found guilty any time he serves while in jail will be deducted from his sentence.


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 00:59:02 [Preview] No.437624 del
>>437619
Why are you leaving it vacant so long? Did you tell the bank this was an investment property, or did you lie to them?


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 01:00:29 [Preview] No.437625 del
>>437621
I have some work do finish after I do a poo.
I have to drive into the city this evening for some function at a hotel. I don't really want to go but I don't have much choice. I won't be able to have more than one or two drinks, so it will feel extremely long and awkward.


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 01:07:22 [Preview] No.437626 del
>>437608
Nuro will represent me


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 01:07:41 [Preview] No.437627 del
>>437623
If he’s in one of those ‘no body, no release’ states he’s fucked.


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 01:08:24 [Preview] No.437628 del
>>437625
That's unfortunate. Hopefully it ends sooner rather than later.


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 01:10:40 [Preview] No.437629 del
>>437624
I didn't lie. It's my first home, until I rent it out.


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 01:13:25 [Preview] No.437630 del
>>437627
Yes but they were will be a period of time in which it will be unreasonable to hold him further. They probably have a few months and then can probably extend it further due to 'delays'.


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 01:14:39 [Preview] No.437631 del
>>437592
>the lady flirts with me a bit
They all do that, even the male barbers flirt a bit.


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 01:16:43 [Preview] No.437632 del
>>437629
Look at your home insurance policy for anything about vacancy periods.


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 01:18:20 [Preview] No.437633 del
>>437597
>LTSC
are you building a CNC slave or something?

>>437599
Thanks as always the best torrents highest quality ;)


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 01:21:16 [Preview] No.437634 del
>>437633
>are you building a CNC slave or something?
She'll be right
>Adding a Russian Keyboard to Protect against Ransomware
https://www.schneier.com/blog/archives/2021/05/adding-a-russian-keyboard-to-protect-against-ransomware.html


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 01:35:21 [Preview] No.437635 del
>>437626
He'll give in to yids.


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 01:37:33 [Preview] No.437636 del
>>437631
Gay.
>>437632
I'm living there. Maybe once or twice a week.


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 01:39:26 [Preview] No.437637 del
Garn git a goon sack and do some day drinkin. Monk is in charge till I return.


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 01:39:44 [Preview] No.437638 del
>>437634
I wish I new what I was doing as far as running bootleg Windows copies with defender deactivated


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 01:40:40 [Preview] No.437639 del
>>437636
>once or twice a week.
Sounds do-able.


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 01:43:43 [Preview] No.437640 del
>>437606
> get undressed and do a poo
Don't want to mess up that order


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 01:43:56 [Preview] No.437641 del
>>437638
Why? For CNC?

I am pretty sure Microsoft is one of the companies that pay people who successful reports of individuals who are using/distributing pirate software.
https://www.zdnet.com/article/insider-awarded-10000-bounty-for-reporting-enterprise-software-piracy/

I am old school and pirate everything else, but I think you need a secure OS and I doubt I have the ability to stay that focused on maintaining a working a secure copy of an Windows OS.


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 01:44:04 [Preview] No.437642 del
>>437608
What are you doing? Can we expect to see you at the protests?


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 01:44:38 [Preview] No.437643 del
>>437641
>working a
working and a secure copy of an Windows OS.


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 01:45:04 [Preview] No.437644 del
>secure OS
>microsoft
Pick one and only one


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 01:50:59 [Preview] No.437645 del
>>437644
It's part of the system framework as organisations have their whole network compromised from not completing updates in a timely manner. Updating your machine each month is enough to stop a lot of the significant attacks that move fast, but if someone wants to break in that isn't going to stop them in the long run.
Attackers are focusing their attacks on other OS so simply assuming that provides enough security is not good enough. The issues of using verified software is an issue for all OS in maintaining a state of security.


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 01:54:41 [Preview] No.437646 del
>>437642
I am the protest.


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 01:55:19 [Preview] No.437647 del
>>437646
Protest my arse!


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 01:56:03 [Preview] No.437648 del
(14.15 MB 1280x720 CNC.mp4)


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 01:58:01 [Preview] No.437649 del
Monk was known as the most attractive cable management expert once.


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 01:58:22 [Preview] No.437650 del
>>437648
Amazing the skills of hackers these days and what they can achieve.


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 02:15:20 [Preview] No.437651 del
>>437644
i wish i could just use linux but windows is required to record and process 5.6mhz DSD and Blackmagic RAW cinema 4k


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 02:19:27 [Preview] No.437652 del
>>437651
write your own for linux, hackerman


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 02:22:59 [Preview] No.437653 del
Tried putting a comment on a Youtube vid with the word 'schtupp' (Yiddish for fuck), and never showed up. Tried 3 accounts.


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 02:24:51 [Preview] No.437654 del
>>437652
the linux audio subsystem does not support DSD and im not even going to bother raising the issue with autist in chief Pottering


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 02:26:07 [Preview] No.437655 del
>>437653
Yeah they do some serious censorship in real time. Even oblique references like "the tribe" get killed.


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 02:26:37 [Preview] No.437656 del
>>437653
Goyimed.


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 02:29:29 [Preview] No.437657 del
>>437654
https://yabb.jriver.com/interact/index.php?topic=128881.0
>So in summary:
>Linux native DSD support worked on 2 random devices I just happened to have. Google paints a much bleaker picture than this.
>Pulseaudio with "avoid-resampling = yes" not only passes through high res PCM, but also will pass through DSD dop. Thats a really happy discovery.


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 02:31:28 [Preview] No.437658 del
>>437651
Bullshit.


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 02:32:17 [Preview] No.437659 del
Garn have a shower and then head in to Aldi. Don't ask.


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 02:34:10 [Preview] No.437660 del
>>437659
I'm asking.


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 02:34:48 [Preview] No.437661 del
>>437659
One cherry please.


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 02:36:14 [Preview] No.437662 del
>>437661
Okay, but only for (you) neet.


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 02:36:39 [Preview] No.437663 del
>>437657
you can hack together DoP to play DSD but you certainly cant make it record from my KORG under any circumstances.

DSD recording is only available with ASIO and coreaudio


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 02:36:48 [Preview] No.437664 del
>>437659
Hokey pokey milk please.


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 02:37:26 [Preview] No.437665 del
>>437663
>ASIO
I FUCKING KNEW IT!


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 02:37:37 [Preview] No.437666 del
>>437663
>DSD recording is only available with ASIO


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 02:38:33 [Preview] No.437667 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=lqruU7qmwYA [Embed]


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 02:42:16 [Preview] No.437668 del
>>437666
yes satan not even WASAPI has it


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 02:43:19 [Preview] No.437669 del
>>437668
defence signals directorate is only available with australian security intelligence organisation


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 02:44:28 [Preview] No.437670 del
Hey comfy cunts. Any oldfags here like neet king or possum?


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 02:45:36 [Preview] No.437671 del
>>437667
Disgusting.


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 02:46:52 [Preview] No.437672 del
>>437670
NK has posted once or twice in the last year or so.
Possum lurks.


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 02:51:00 [Preview] No.437673 del
>>437672
possum has never been the same since that reckless garlic bread overdose put him in hospital


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 02:51:40 [Preview] No.437674 del
>>437672
Cool beans


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 02:52:41 [Preview] No.437675 del
>>437672
Is there more neets here or on 16 Chan?


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 02:55:32 [Preview] No.437676 del
>>437646
Meanwhile, at the one man neet protest


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 02:57:36 [Preview] No.437677 del
>>437675
16chan is really just one neet. On ausneets we have 3-4 posters who are responsible for 90% of the posts, plus a dozen others who post a few times a day.


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 02:58:56 [Preview] No.437678 del
>>437677
Is 8chan kill? I can't find a new domain for it. Just one with some poetry or something on it


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 03:03:36 [Preview] No.437679 del
>>437678
I think google's blocking it. They block a lot of sites associated with right wing politics. Search on yandex for 8kun


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 03:04:10 [Preview] No.437680 del
>>437678
8kun.top
I looked at it the other day and every /ausneets/ image is gone


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 03:06:59 [Preview] No.437681 del
>>437680
Maybe, but those toilet bowl images of nk's poo will live on forever in our hearts.


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 03:07:32 [Preview] No.437682 del
Oh, what happened to birthday neet? Did he cark it a day before his 35th birthday?


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 03:08:30 [Preview] No.437683 del
Having a scotch


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 03:09:42 [Preview] No.437684 del


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 03:10:10 [Preview] No.437685 del
>>437680
>every /ausneets/ image is gone
Always was.


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 03:12:04 [Preview] No.437686 del
Smoking bond street Menthols


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 03:12:25 [Preview] No.437687 del
https://www.monsterchildren.com/amelia-earhart-was-eaten-by-crabs/
>I believe she crash-landed on the island and was then ripped to pieces like so much KFC by great big fucking coconut crabs.
>The crabs crawled out of their homes and tore the pig to shreds. Then they dragged the leftovers into their holes—the massive creepy bastards—and ate every scrap of flesh, including the arse.
>They would’ve ripped Fred Noonan to pieces too, and devoured his head, arse, cock, feet, and balls as well.


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 03:15:20 [Preview] No.437688 del
>>437683
Happy birthday NEET.


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 03:16:50 [Preview] No.437689 del
(182.70 KB 1080x567 family feast.jpeg)
>>436982
كنتاكي فرايد تشيكن الأسرة وليمة


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 03:17:07 [Preview] No.437690 del
>>437688
Thanks


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 03:17:24 [Preview] No.437691 del


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 03:17:51 [Preview] No.437692 del
>>437687
Is that the site the new buzzfeed?
The article style and website format look similar.


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 03:19:19 [Preview] No.437693 del
>>437681
That is something not easily forgotten.


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 03:19:53 [Preview] No.437694 del
>>437692
dunno
i was watching a video of a coconut crab fucking up a bird and somebody in the comments said they ate earhart so I googled it and that was one of the first pages


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 03:21:47 [Preview] No.437695 del
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>>437683
Happy Birthday m8


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 03:22:06 [Preview] No.437696 del
>>437691
Cheers


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 03:23:52 [Preview] No.437697 del


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 03:24:55 [Preview] No.437698 del
>>437697
>>437695
Lovely cakes, thank you.


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 03:25:20 [Preview] No.437699 del
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NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 03:26:31 [Preview] No.437700 del
>>437699
God damn


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 03:32:53 [Preview] No.437701 del
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So many things I need to do. Very anxious.


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 03:34:00 [Preview] No.437702 del
>>437701
Go and do'em.


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 03:34:27 [Preview] No.437703 del
>>437699
Dark poo poo


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 03:34:39 [Preview] No.437704 del
What should I say on my resume if I have never really done anything? I have some experience (3 years) with fruit picking although that was informal. I've never had a proper job with super etc. I don't really have any education past high school either.


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 03:38:53 [Preview] No.437705 del
I don't like that neet that spams those shitty tiktoks.


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 03:40:22 [Preview] No.437706 del
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>>437683
Happy boithday neet


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 03:41:09 [Preview] No.437707 del
>>437704
Depends on the job you are applying for that depends on your resume. It could be another line on your CV if you are applying for part-time or casual work. The bigger issue is the in-between gaps that you need to fill with bullshit.


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 03:41:30 [Preview] No.437708 del
>>437704
You resume just needs to state the facts:
Personal details (name, phone, email),
Education (xyz highschool 1995-2000)
And something about the fruitpicking (2005-2008 Fruit Picker, xyz farm)

Add any volunteering if you've done that.

You cover letter is where you would write something about your lack of experience but eagerness to work


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 03:41:55 [Preview] No.437709 del
>>437705
Stop reading the old threads then.


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 03:50:56 [Preview] No.437710 del
(108.86 KB 600x390 The Fallen NEETs.jpg)


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 03:51:52 [Preview] No.437711 del
>>437479
What is this abomination? Looks like a sheet of puff-pastry atop an actual pixxa base?


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 03:53:39 [Preview] No.437712 del
>>437710
you absolute faggot, you were never around until three months ago. Those neets would have never replied to your shite spam posts.


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 03:55:55 [Preview] No.437713 del
might have a nap


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 03:56:58 [Preview] No.437714 del
>>437705
I just wish he'd post youtube and tiktok qts, instead of twinks


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 03:58:25 [Preview] No.437715 del
>>437710
Shit, I didn't even realise cleanstove was dead


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 04:02:08 [Preview] No.437716 del
>>437710
i dont get it ?


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 04:02:15 [Preview] No.437717 del
>>437715
It was a tragic butane accident.


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 04:03:15 [Preview] No.437718 del
>>437713
Goodnight.


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 04:03:27 [Preview] No.437719 del
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>>437684
Hip-hip fucking hooray, you're a year older today. Have some tiddies.


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 04:04:38 [Preview] No.437720 del
>>437687
LOBSTROSITIES


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 04:06:16 [Preview] No.437721 del
>>437712
So explain how I know about cunts like John and VN?


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 04:07:07 [Preview] No.437722 del
>>437710
i have never even heard of the fifo cunt


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 04:07:39 [Preview] No.437723 del


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 04:08:11 [Preview] No.437724 del
>>437722
That's the real tragedy.


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 04:08:18 [Preview] No.437725 del


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 04:11:10 [Preview] No.437726 del
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>>437721
Well you just either LARP or assimilate other peoples behavior. Your chameleon like behavior and compulsive lying out you as real motherfucking psycho.


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 04:13:49 [Preview] No.437727 del
>>437722
Since he died of a heart attack a few days ago, you've made the right choice as usual.


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 04:14:09 [Preview] No.437728 del
>>437710
Don't know like 80% of them. I haven't been on an ausneets board in like 2 years


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 04:17:52 [Preview] No.437729 del
>>437728
Most are from 8chan before it got taken down.


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 04:18:45 [Preview] No.437730 del
>>437726
Says the guy threatening to stab others, and who stalks young women and girls.


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 04:23:39 [Preview] No.437731 del
>>437730
you moved to the wrong neighborhood bitch


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 04:30:23 [Preview] No.437732 del
I'm voting IGA off the island


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 04:31:05 [Preview] No.437733 del


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 04:32:15 [Preview] No.437734 del
>>437712
>Those neets would have never replied to your shite spam posts
It's as if the shit that comes out of your mouth only matters to You...


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 04:32:30 [Preview] No.437735 del
>>437730
Your life is so small that you have to go thru the catalogue and build yourself into neetlore you have no place in. When you eventually kill yourself you will be remembered as that cunt no one liked.


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 04:33:03 [Preview] No.437736 del
>>437732
>if I turn my flag, no one will suspect a thing


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 04:33:19 [Preview] No.437737 del
>>437727
starting to wish I carked it


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 04:33:44 [Preview] No.437738 del
Might have a go with making an archbang bootable drive.


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 04:35:06 [Preview] No.437739 del
>>437735
>>437736


>>437731
Meet me at Stumers this arv aye? We'll sort shit out once and for all. And bring your shitty e-bike, that'll be my prize for kicking your arse. You can keep your shitty Italian shoebox.


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 04:37:44 [Preview] No.437740 del
>>437737
Are you even real?


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 04:38:01 [Preview] No.437741 del
>>437737
Don't worry it'll happen soon enough


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 04:39:13 [Preview] No.437742 del
Do we have any other queensland neets who can referee a fight at the oval behind the school?


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 04:39:42 [Preview] No.437743 del
>>437741
thanks mate


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 04:43:53 [Preview] No.437744 del
NEET FIGHT


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 04:45:47 [Preview] No.437745 del
>>437744
>NEET FIGHT
faggot bashing


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 04:48:24 [Preview] No.437746 del
>calculate checksum and verify using adguard SHA1 catalog
cbf aye


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 04:52:52 [Preview] No.437747 del
>>437745
day drinking faggot bashing


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 04:53:42 [Preview] No.437748 del
Calm down please.


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 04:55:13 [Preview] No.437749 del
It occured to me last night that I've never encountered a bug GP. It's always a Pajeet or Muhammed.


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 04:57:39 [Preview] No.437750 del
>>437747
You get off antagonising others behind your keyboard. I bet you're the biggest pussy irl.


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 04:58:50 [Preview] No.437751 del
>>437748
ok

https://youtube.com/watch?v=o3Q7JYBkOHU [Embed]


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 05:00:07 [Preview] No.437752 del
Faggot = Triggered
>>437750
Your makeup is smearing luv.


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 05:00:17 [Preview] No.437753 del
>>437749
The Pajeet ones can be the worst while the Muhammeds are a mixed bag.


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 05:01:41 [Preview] No.437754 del
>>437751
spoopy


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 05:04:22 [Preview] No.437755 del
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>>437752
You haven't been posting your Flavourtowns or kino beach pics as much since I showed up. I've really got you shook haven't I. I bet you're looking over your shoulder every time you leave the house.


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 05:06:46 [Preview] No.437756 del
>>437755
not him but yeah I stopped posting for a while because of the cringe that moved in with you.


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 05:06:54 [Preview] No.437757 del
>>437708
Righto, cheers Weber.


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 05:07:06 [Preview] No.437758 del
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>>437750
no you are just annoying as fuck and piece of shit in real life and im calling you out on it


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 05:07:52 [Preview] No.437759 del
>>437756
pretty much this


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 05:08:16 [Preview] No.437760 del
>>437722
That's because you're a 4chan blow in that doesn't catch up missed posts.


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 05:10:02 [Preview] No.437761 del
>>437736
Capitalisation and correct spelling.
Not a buro post.


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 05:10:33 [Preview] No.437762 del
>>437742
They always happened behind the bike shed at my school in Beechworth.


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 05:11:02 [Preview] No.437763 del
>>437747
You can't smoke meth before the fight this time buro; that's cheating.


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 05:13:46 [Preview] No.437764 del
I propose the removal of both the IGA and nuro flags. Any other form of attention whoring such as avatarfagging or a post signature is to be prohibited under a new rule.
What do you think?


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 05:14:21 [Preview] No.437765 del
Actually garn Aldi now. It's not like I'm going to miss any good conversation rn.


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 05:17:21 [Preview] No.437766 del
>>437764
The show must go on and that is why you just scroll past it all.


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 05:17:37 [Preview] No.437767 del
>>437765
One cherry please.


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 05:18:01 [Preview] No.437768 del
>>437764
I second that proposal. This flag has gotten to my head.


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 05:18:29 [Preview] No.437769 del
>>437768
You will learn to lick it.


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 05:18:44 [Preview] No.437770 del
>>437756
Post one example of 'the cringe'.


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 05:19:19 [Preview] No.437771 del
>>437765
same im going to the bottle shop

im actually garn grab some beers for once, could use a change from the goon and cognac


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 05:21:14 [Preview] No.437772 del
>>437771
DAY DRINKING triggered


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 05:22:14 [Preview] No.437773 del
>>437771
DAY DRINKING FАGGОT


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 05:22:22 [Preview] No.437774 del
>>437771
>im actually garn grab some beers for once
Coors light?


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 05:23:03 [Preview] No.437775 del
Wake whizzy up, tell that lazy black bastard to get ready.


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 05:23:23 [Preview] No.437776 del
>>437774
Emu export.


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 05:24:12 [Preview] No.437777 del
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Yuz can all have a drink and a wank to calm down aye


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 05:27:57 [Preview] No.437778 del


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 05:29:04 [Preview] No.437779 del
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did the checksum, was no problem for a 1337 haxxor like myself.


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 05:29:51 [Preview] No.437780 del
>>437777
cheers cuz


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 05:30:57 [Preview] No.437781 del
>>437777
Thanks Wizzy.


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 05:31:05 [Preview] No.437782 del
>>437777
Good on ya wizzy, should be right now.


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 05:31:13 [Preview] No.437783 del


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 05:35:33 [Preview] No.437784 del
>>437768
That was plan all along.....

Nuro knew you would copy him and flag up, he would then go full anon and leave you with a huge target on your back looking like a turkey in a kill zone.


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 05:39:32 [Preview] No.437785 del
>>437774
kronenberg if they got it, or stella or peroni second choice


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 05:40:35 [Preview] No.437786 del
>>437777
Thanks wizzy.


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 05:44:32 [Preview] No.437787 del
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>>437779
You will be the hacker known as /ausneets


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 05:49:28 [Preview] No.437788 del
Punishing the victim is in style. perhaps we should install neet pasports where non neets are excluded from shit like moofie nights.


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 05:54:11 [Preview] No.437789 del
>>437788
Punish my arse!


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 05:57:45 [Preview] No.437790 del
>>437551
>Rаре


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 05:58:07 [Preview] No.437791 del
>>437788
>moofie


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 05:59:10 [Preview] No.437792 del
>>437750
>I bet you're the biggest pussy irl.
Accurate.


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 06:00:36 [Preview] No.437793 del


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 06:04:19 [Preview] No.437794 del
Hungover from lunch drinks.


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 06:09:43 [Preview] No.437796 del
Is $60 a month, in a no-lock in plan with unlimited internet a good deal?


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 06:13:16 [Preview] No.437797 del
>>437796
Yeah sounds pretty good, most are $10 more for that kind of deal.


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 06:19:48 [Preview] No.437798 del
>>437796
What speed?


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 06:20:48 [Preview] No.437799 del


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 06:22:13 [Preview] No.437800 del
>>437799
Cheaper than TPG so that is good.


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 06:26:51 [Preview] No.437801 del
>>437800
This is with AGL.


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 06:30:34 [Preview] No.437802 del
>>437779
I've heard you have a ceh. Are those legends true?


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 06:37:34 [Preview] No.437803 del
Went for a drive down to monash uni. They've added some new buildings, and there's a new block of apartments. I wanted to go into the library, but there were guys standing inside in high vis vests to keep out suspicious characters like me. Nearby they've built a shopping mall with apartments on top, because melbourne still doesn't have enough shopping malls that contain all the same franchises.


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 06:38:59 [Preview] No.437804 del
>>437562
I don't understand the mindset behind prepping. After any collapse the best any prepper can hope for is a few extra months of living in uncomfortable conditions.
>>437701
That post hits hard.
>>437710
Lest we forget...
>>437742
Wasn't SoyFree a Queenslander?
>>437777
Thanks Wizzy.
22 degrees today in Shitbourne, found some mould in my room last night, managed to remove some of it with some mould remover I found in the bathroom and a moist warm cloth, I'll go buy another bottle when I go up to the shops and blitz off the rest of it later. Felt like going to buy a cigar earlier but not feeling it anymore, maybe another day.


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 06:40:41 [Preview] No.437805 del
>>437796
Ordered this for $40 a month yesterday.


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 06:42:35 [Preview] No.437806 del
>>437804
>mindset behind prepping
The instinct to survive is deeply programmed into the human brain. Many people will keep trying even if the prospects aren't very good.


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 06:43:22 [Preview] No.437807 del
>>437804
> mould remover
Remember all that stuff is simply bleach, buy a cheap bottle bleach and use an old squirty bottle.


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 06:44:46 [Preview] No.437808 del
>>437806
Also I like watching urban survival videos on youtube just for fun.


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 06:53:12 [Preview] No.437809 del
Best thing you could have in the event of some sort of societal collapse is a skill that would be needed, people who can fix things, doctors, engineers and chemists would be highly valued.


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 06:54:35 [Preview] No.437810 del
>>437809
Don't forget a source of food


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 06:55:41 [Preview] No.437811 del
>>437810
Yeah that too, mainly someone who knows how to grow it.


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 06:55:42 [Preview] No.437812 del
>>437810
Yes, we will need a good reliable source of skellies.


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 06:59:05 [Preview] No.437813 del
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Pixxa neet, >>437479, is the 16chan schizo/spar collector/doomsday prepper.


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 07:12:57 [Preview] No.437814 del
How many neets have multiple names? I have none, and I suspect that's become some neets are hogging them all.


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 07:17:01 [Preview] No.437815 del
>>437806
That's true, but I'm more talking about the prepper movment/community/whatever the hell you want to call it that autisticlly rehearse in their minds for specific given scenarios such as nuclear war or plagues or whatever and prepares for these scenarios. You can't really predict what is going to happen and what you will need IMO beyond some bare essentials. Also another thing which is weird is that these guys always anticipate acting like some kind of lone rangers when in reality in these "society collapsing" sort of scenarios, people tend to come together and barter and stuff like that. I guess it's a consequence of the hyper-individualism of a lot of these people as well as Anglo-Saxon societies in general.
>>437807
Thanks for tip NEET.
>>437809
Yeah this seems to be the case.


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 07:19:39 [Preview] No.437816 del
>>437802
I have a lot of spare time as a NEET. I dont have a cat.


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 07:22:51 [Preview] No.437817 del
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>>437813
Whats your problem?


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 07:33:13 [Preview] No.437818 del
>>437815
I don't agree that trying to predict what will happen is no better than not bothering to try and predict what will happen. I do agree with the lone ranger things - once civilisation and its institutions collapse, you really need to be part of a group for protection. And in backwards cultures (eg somalia, italy) those groups are almost always based on kinship.


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 07:55:05 [Preview] No.437819 del
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Omicron / Moronic


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 07:57:26 [Preview] No.437820 del
>Stocks and oil plunge as new COVID-19 variant fears slam global markets

Does this mean fuel prices will go down?


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 07:59:33 [Preview] No.437821 del
>>437818
Prepping just means buying in bulk, really.


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 08:06:16 [Preview] No.437822 del
>>437821
I heard that


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 08:06:52 [Preview] No.437823 del
>>437820
Looks like state buttholes are gonna be closed for chrissie. I won't have to go see my relatives. Based.


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 08:10:11 [Preview] No.437824 del
>>437820
I hope so.


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 08:15:20 [Preview] No.437825 del
>>437822
I wonder what six months supply of pixxas would look like to one of the exex


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 08:17:02 [Preview] No.437826 del
Some NEETs have already pre-bulked and are ready for any collapse.


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 08:22:06 [Preview] No.437827 del
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>>437826
>I'm ready


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 08:25:49 [Preview] No.437828 del
>>437827
He was a true hacker.


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 08:25:59 [Preview] No.437829 del
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>>437826
The safest place to keep your food supply is internally.


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 08:26:19 [Preview] No.437830 del
>>437805
Who with?


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 08:29:26 [Preview] No.437831 del
>>437830
Spintel. I have no idea what they'll be like.


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 08:31:25 [Preview] No.437832 del
Maybe the next edition should be in honour of fifoneet, since it's looking like he's no longer with us.


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 08:36:09 [Preview] No.437833 del
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>>437832
He's with Wizzy now, back in the dreamtime.


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 08:43:15 [Preview] No.437834 del
>>437832
I'm genuinely saddened by this turn of events. I always thought 10k would be the first to die of a heart attack.


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 08:43:48 [Preview] No.437836 del
Need to stop being a boong and get my shit together gym wise. I keep skipping sessions aye.


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 08:44:22 [Preview] No.437837 del
Garn order some dominos pizza. What would the connoisseur neets reccommend?


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 08:45:10 [Preview] No.437838 del
>>437836
Skipping implies there's actually a next session you're going to.


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 08:48:52 [Preview] No.437839 del
>>437836
Do-able.


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 08:49:10 [Preview] No.437840 del
>>437837
1/32 of a slice please.


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 08:49:38 [Preview] No.437841 del
>>437832
I'm still alive. Got discharged thursday morning.


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 08:54:43 [Preview] No.437842 del
>>437841
It's a miracle!


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 08:58:22 [Preview] No.437843 del
How will executives be transported at the commune?


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 09:02:44 [Preview] No.437844 del
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>>437841
Welcome back neet, we did think you were dead.


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 09:06:24 [Preview] No.437845 del
>>437844
thankyou. I didn't reply at the time but I appreciated all the kind posts from the neets.


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 09:07:34 [Preview] No.437846 del
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>>437843
Instead of the tree trunks we will use skellies.


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 09:08:34 [Preview] No.437847 del
>>437835
fuk that grass needs to be cut.


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 09:09:35 [Preview] No.437848 del
>>437841
what drugz are you on?


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 09:13:03 [Preview] No.437849 del
>>437846
That is smart. Would the skellies be durable?


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 09:13:44 [Preview] No.437850 del
>>437841
We were worried. Good to hear.


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 09:14:15 [Preview] No.437851 del
>>437847
She should work on that next.


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 09:17:25 [Preview] No.437852 del
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Big poos in my future.


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 09:17:41 [Preview] No.437853 del
>>437841
Fucking hell mate, I'm glad to hear you are back. You took a long time to respond.


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 09:20:02 [Preview] No.437854 del
>>437852
Good amount of power NEET.


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 09:22:29 [Preview] No.437857 del
>>437849
I can envisage we will go through a considerably amount of them.


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 09:23:08 [Preview] No.437858 del
>>437852
Looks good neet.


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 09:33:57 [Preview] No.437861 del
>>437852
glorious mess


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 09:37:58 [Preview] No.437863 del
>>437857
Execs take less rotations and are rounder.


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 09:39:51 [Preview] No.437864 del
>>437804
>Wasn't SoyFree a Queenslander?
Still am.


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 09:41:16 [Preview] No.437865 del
Watching The Cell (2000)
Got my tinfoil conspiritard probes tingling.


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 09:41:48 [Preview] No.437866 del
>>437864
Nuro will stab you if you talk to loud.


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 09:43:03 [Preview] No.437867 del


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 09:43:55 [Preview] No.437868 del
>>437841
FUCKING WHO ?


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 09:44:23 [Preview] No.437869 del
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>>437863
But they tend to flatten out once they are horizontal.


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 09:45:00 [Preview] No.437870 del
>>437864
were you South Brisbane NEET ?


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 09:46:12 [Preview] No.437871 del
>>437866
He has to find me first.
>>437867
Always was, always will be.


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 09:49:59 [Preview] No.437872 del
>>437864
When do you think you will be in South America?


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 09:50:24 [Preview] No.437873 del
>>437868
Someone we care about more than you, buro. <3


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 09:50:43 [Preview] No.437874 del
>>437870
>pill popper brain


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 09:50:51 [Preview] No.437875 del
>>437872
Never.


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 09:51:28 [Preview] No.437876 del
Contemplating getting drunk and watching Resident Evil: I.


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 09:52:18 [Preview] No.437877 del
>>437875
Have you changed your mind or lost hope?


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 09:53:05 [Preview] No.437878 del
>>437877
Lost hope.


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 09:53:20 [Preview] No.437879 del
Going to pour out some goon. I'll have a tall glass of water first though.


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 09:54:36 [Preview] No.437880 del
>>437878
I'm sorry to hear that mate. Are you still studying IT? What do you think will keep you from moving?


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 09:58:58 [Preview] No.437881 del
>>437880
Kind of. Just saving up money to hopefully visit Latin America or Spain sometime in the future.


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 10:02:45 [Preview] No.437882 del
>>437879
Good choice NEET.


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 10:03:54 [Preview] No.437883 del
>>437872
Shit, I thought it was monk who was gonna go to south america


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 10:04:15 [Preview] No.437884 del
>>437876
Overrated movie that rips off aliens. Watch aliens instead.


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 10:04:30 [Preview] No.437885 del
>>437883
I think another NEET mentioned it at some point.


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 10:04:46 [Preview] No.437886 del
>>437883
He dreamed of going there for drugs.


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 10:05:01 [Preview] No.437887 del
>>437884
>rips off aliens


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 10:05:17 [Preview] No.437888 del
>>437852
Please tell me what's in that and where to get it. Asking for a friend.


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 10:05:27 [Preview] No.437889 del
Good night NEETs. Sleep tight.


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 10:06:04 [Preview] No.437890 del
>>437841
Shit, we were trying to give you a dignified send off and you had to go and fuck it up by still being alive.


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 10:07:25 [Preview] No.437891 del
>>437853
Is that chick finnish?


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 10:08:11 [Preview] No.437892 del
Two fish sandwiches.


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 10:09:46 [Preview] No.437893 del
38 minute war.


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 10:11:53 [Preview] No.437894 del
0900 - 0938


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 10:12:21 [Preview] No.437895 del
>>437889
Night m8


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 10:14:28 [Preview] No.437896 del
6 fillets of fish.


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 10:17:37 [Preview] No.437897 del
>>437881
Imagine those places will be locked out forever.


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 10:19:27 [Preview] No.437898 del
>>437897
What if latin america is really a drug fueled utopia and everything we've heard about it really just propaganda to keep us gringos out?


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 10:20:13 [Preview] No.437899 del
>>437897
mmhmm...


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 10:21:39 [Preview] No.437900 del
Unless fifo dies in the next 120 posts, we're gonna have to think of a new edition title. Any ideas?


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 10:21:58 [Preview] No.437901 del
>>437582
for a bit. prague is very stylized.
i like the original and HR better


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 10:24:30 [Preview] No.437902 del
>>437901
>prague is very stylized
Yeah, I was wondering how accurate it was. And very few games are set in that part of europe.


NEET 11/27/2021 (Sat) 10:25:53 [Preview] No.437903 del
>>437901
Kingdom Come: Deliverance?