How does he do it?

>>520244
The shit one got deleted.

The other #514 thread was far better than this one. I wish you guys could have seen it.

>>520247
Into the gape it went!

>>520247
Liar.

>>520247
Cruisey took it off this free site and put it on his onlyfans. He used to have integrity, now all he cares about is money.

>>520251
Bossman power move.

>>520250
The Colonel doesn't open until 11am.

Deep fried icecream or a sundae for dessert bros?

>>520254
Both

>>520254
What feed is tickling your fancy more? Both?

>>520254
Sundae with chopped nuts.

>>520258
He vacated retard.

>>520223
I am home now.
It was nice for basically a steamed supermarket pudding and a scoop of ice cream and a blob of cream.

>>520254
sundae

Terrible thread.

I wish to cook a full English for the NEETs.

>>520262
Agreed. Let's make a new one.

>>520263
no beans or blood pudding

>>520265
>blood
black*

>>520264
do eeeet

>>520260
>supermarket pudding
They don't make their own?

>>520265
>full English
>no BEANS
This is why we can't have nice things

>>520268
Lets just say I highly doubt it, and the diameter and side wall taper is an excellent clone if it is homemade.

>>520269
Beans are fucking shit. I new this as a single-digit old NOOT.

>>520262
You love it!

I 'member bein a wee lad o' 12 and ordering kippers for breakkay in bumfuck highland scottland and some old faggy twat in a kilt and dinner jacket serving me fucking tommy ruff poached in cunting milk and thinkin what the fuck is this shite

Not posting anymore on this thread. Notify me when we have a new, superior thread that is fit for my quality posts. Goodnight neets.

>>520274
excellent pepe you stole from me
good night cunt of taste

>>520274
You'll be back.

>>520271
You will learn to love them.

>>520271
>I new this
and to think I am the custodian of WWWWOTD

>>520280
It didn't really cost $63 did it?

>>520281
I don't know what it actually cost, but knowing Adelaide Oval, probably at least $30 and your first born.

a 600ml soft drink was $8 years ago, so probably $14 now

>>520274
Good night NEET. Sleep tight.

I’m so full

>>520285
Are you full, or is the world around you empty?
Food for thought.

Grilled eggplant burgers, lots of parsley and garlic.

>>520287
Your image didn't upload.

>>520289
This hits home

>>520286
He'll be empty in the morning.

>>520291
After my black instant the chinky poo will be heinous

Having a glass of The Pogues triple distilled Irish whiskey that Motherbat gave me for my birthday.
I don't know what she thought I would want Irish whiskey, let alone one named after a band of some sort.
She just texted to see I made it home from the hotel alright.

>>520292
You'll need a proper doomsday suit.

>>520293
Was the whisky at least palatable?

>>520296
Thread redeemed.

>>520295
Yes, it's fine. It's not quite the same as the islay whiskeys I buy, but it will be alright as the weather gets colder.

>>520293
all the flavours and you chose to be salty.
What kind of horse looks standoes in the mouth?

>>520296
amazing.
made my night

>>520299
I don't mean to sound ungrateful.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=j9jbdgZidu8 [Embed]
apparently this is celtic punk

Nighty night NEETs.

>>520301
Gotta respect the standoes.

>>520305
All of those guys from the Dubliners are dead now.

>>520293
She is a good motherbat.

>>520296
Well mallarded.

>>520293
I hope you had a good night. Belated happy birthday too Webster.

>>520308
She has her moments.

>>520310
It's tomorrow, so you're not belated at all.
Thank you.

>>520304
Good night NEET.

Not sure that is a real pepe.

>>520314
It is a good Pepe.

>>520287
Go on.

This is the main family of roos that frequents our (my folks) property. From right to left, mother, arrow and mini(she was a very tiny Joey for a long time). They are nice to have around. They have become comfortable enough here you can walk right up to them when they are lying down. It was a very wet miserable day for them today, it’s funny there is plenty of shelter but they just stay out in the rain when it’s pissing down.

>>520318
Lovely animals. It must be very nice sitting out there with them.

>>520318
Nice. They're having a shower.

>>520318
Middle one has boong paint on its head

>>520318
That's a lovely scene.

>>520318
You should teach them to play soccer

>>520323
Socceroos if you will

>>520319
For sure. They really lift mums spirits. She’s an odd old chook, she goes out and talks to them. She loves animals. Been trying to encourage her to get another dog like a cavalier or something but she’s always hesitant. My sister or myself could always look after it if something happened.

>>520325
Tell her to get an alpaca.

Might go to bed.
Night all.

>>520326
They are actually not bad pets as long as they like you. Other wise they spit in your face.

>>520327
Good night.

>>520328
Some of the NEETs are the same.

I am watching The Terminator (1984).

>>520327
Me too. Tired.
Noneye

>>520332
Nice. Terminator 2 would be a good choice for Moofie night in the future.

>>520333
Good night NEET.

>>520334
>Terminator 2
It is a good film. I have seen it at least 20 times though.

>>520332
I'm watching Devil's Advocate (1997)

>>520337
It looks interesting. I have not seen it.

>>520338
It's not bad, but the main thing I'm noticing is the quality of acting even in a B movie of that era is so much better than modern movies.

>>520340
I have noticed the same thing.

What time is Dog Soldiers going to be on?

Need to get a birthday present for brotherbot. Any suggestions? He is 30ish and I am clueless as to where to start.

>>520343
Bunnings gift card.

>>520344
Shit suggestion.

>>520343
What does he usually get you for your birthday?

>>520343
A nice shaver.

>>520347
Bunnings gift cards.

Tendies about to go in the airfryer.
Not really hungry, just ungooned.

>>520350
>Tendies
Aldi brand sweet chilli?

>>520351
The best.

There is a new Mike Myers TV show.

>>520353
The Austin Powers dude?

>>520354
Yeah, and Shrek.

He plays 90% of the characters.

>>520355
>Shrek
High meme content movies.

>>520356
Sounds awful.

I am struggling. This depression is smothering me. Can't get comfy.

>>520357
This one is feeling like a forced meme.
There is an Alex Jones character.

>>520358
He had a movie called master of disguise which is very similar.

>>520359
Do you want a comfy feed?

>>520361
>master of disguise
3.3/10 on imdb. Yikes.

>>520362
I would love that.

>>520362
You knew just what I needed.
Sweet chilli tendies, perfectly cooked.

The new Top Gun movie is released in two weeks.

I am off to bed.
Good night NEETs.

4 am neet reporting in

>>520366
I hope it doesn't suck. I might rewatch the first 30 minutes of The Mummy (2017), which was much better than the rest of the movie.

Good mordning neets. Friday 13th is upon us. What precautions are neets taking to stop themselves being sucked into a meme horror movie today?

>>520313
Thank (You)!

>>520317
Woe, she isn't putting her name in the URL and the title was the first chance I had to close the article.

>>520318
Good view.

>>520339
Good stuff, poor Pingu.

>>520342
Based on >>>/operate/12025 and >>>/operate/12026 I do not think the moofie list has been picked.

>>520343
A meal out or some nice chocolates.

>>520363
Rotten Tomato score gave it 1%

>>520367
Sleep tight.

>>520370
Good morning NEETs.

>What precautions are neets taking to stop themselves being sucked into a meme horror movie today?
Wishing that NEET a happy birthday.

>>520312
Happy Birthday.

mording

>>520371
>>520372
thank you

>>520373
I posted that Pepe one a while back when someone said something abusive about me. The other two were funny.

>>520374
Good morning and Happy Birthday NEET.

>>520377
Ah shucks, don't get too excited planing my birthday.

>>520378
I forgot I attached that, but
>Crypto investors panic during market bloodbath: ‘I will lose my home’
>>Crypto investors panicked on Thursday as the value of cryptocurrencies including bitcoin plunged, with some saying they would lose their homes as a result.
https://www.news.com.au/finance/markets/world-markets/crypto-investors-panic-during-market-bloodbath-i-will-lose-my-home/news-story/453f15a51fea3e2ccf3ca16c5b6503c2

>>520380
lel
I suspect people have been pulling out their crypto to keep up with biden's weimar inflation trajectory and this has caused the price to tank

>>520376
Thank you.

>>520374
Happy Birthday mate, hope you have a nice day.

Which neet is birthday neet?

Good Morning NEETs

HAS IGA DROWNED YET ?

>>520385
Good morning NEET.
You shouldn't wish such things on others.

https://www.news.com.au/national/south-australia/ama-sa-president-michelle-atchison-shattered-over-daughters-sudden-death/news-story/98209fc01af64b6a4d595dee311a1a93
it would suck if the vax killed the daughter of the sa medical association president

>>520385
SHIT MEME ---> >>520259

>>520388
He has post traumatic down syndrome

>>520388
IGA could realistically drown anywhere at anythime.

>>520385
Morning nuro
>>520387
It would, but I'm guessing it's drugs.

Good morning

Happy Birthday Weber

Hope webby has a big, hearty breakfast to celebrate his birthday

Update on smoking. I’m smoking again. Failed to give up for like the 5th time. At least I bought petrol for my big move on Monday. I got accomodation starting Monday.

>>520383
>>520392
Thank you and good mording

>>520395
I've only had a mondster thus far. I have to get that injection at 10:45, but the medical place is two doors down from KFC.

>>520396
CaravanNEET? That's good.

>>520396
Congrats on the new commo

>>520398
You should be able to pop in there before and after you get your jab.

>>520398
KFC gravy IV drip?

>>520396
You just have to give it up the last time. What sort of accommodation are you getting? A bigger caravan?

>>520399
Yeah
>>520400
Thanks
>>520403
Nah I’m getting a real room in a share house at first. Then I’ll move out of there in a week or so and move into my own unit

>>520393
Plastic surgeons win duh. Sometimes journalists win if they are able to sell more vapid clickbait articles to morons. Pretty much everyone else breaks even.

>>520404
A proper house unit, or a flat? I've lived in flats on my own ever since leaving home, can't say I miss houses.

>>520396
Good to hear m8

>>520392
Good morning NEET.

>>520406
I actually don’t know much about it right now. Just that it should have a bathroom and a kitchen.

>>520407
Thanks

>>520373
>Post Traumatic Down Syndrome
That could be what I have.

Morning bros

>>520396
>I got accomodation starting Monday.
Well done NEET. Good luck.

Good morning NEETs.

Happy Birthday Weber.

>>520415
A Big happy birthday to our webby.
I hope he has a nice day and treats himself.

>>520414
Thanks neet

>>520410
What are you going to do with your caravan?

>>520418
Maybe if that homeless neet who used to post here years ago comes back he can live in the caravan, and the cycle continues.

>>520416
Big treats.

>>520419
>that homeless neet
He is still here. He has a home now and eats beans all the time.

>>520421
Is that bean neet? What happened to his american gf?

>>520422
Honestly with all his BEAN induced flatulence and capitalisation, maybe it's better that he doesn't live anywhere indoors.

The northman is out on bit torrent. Dunno if I want it or not.

>>520424
I don't like the look of it. It is too dark. All movies look too dark these days.

>>520425
Yeah, need to get some night vision goggles to watch them properly.

Didn't buy much. Had a tight budget of 37 dollars. This lot cam to just over 30.

>>520422
>What happened to his american gf?
I don't know. If she saw him wanking the poo she probably left in disgust.

>>520418
The first place I’m going to is going to let me store my caravan there. The permanent place I don’t know yet. I might have to sell the caravan.

>>520428
Girls were a mistake.

>>520429
>I might have to sell the caravan.
How much do you reckon its worth?
Can you store it at mum's?

>>520429
Was this all through the public housing system? If so, it's working better than I've heard.

Kicking myself for not going back in and grabbing that half-price pack of beef burger patties.

>>520434
The regret will haunt you the rest of your life.

>>520433
>cool
Yeah, nah

>>520436
It is his own perception of himself. He has severe mental illness.

Concerned I may have nits or lice or something.

>>520438
Is your scalp hygiene poor?

>>520439
I shampoo once a week. What else am I meant to do? Like, nits are something little kids get so I haven't thought about it for ages.

>>520440
Have you seen any critters, or is your scalp just itchy?

>>520427

Cashed up neet.

Knock knock knockin on nuro's workshop door

At. 2. A. M.

>>520427
Are those home brand soft drinks any good?

>>520443
Not funny. He's trying to sleep.

>>520441
I've sometimes noticed bites or sores or something for a long time. and I do sometimes get bites on my neck and other places. I didn't think much of it - like maybe they were mosquito bites, or because I do a fair bit of walking and sitting outside they might be ant bites...but maybe my hygiene's not as good as it could be.

>>520396
How long did you win for?

>>520438
The itching is usually the give away, you can buy a lice comb from the pharmacy for a few bucks to make sure one way or another.
Just use conditioner and comb your hair through.

>>520431
I bought it for 4000 but there’s two holes in it now so it’s probably worth less than that now.
I might be able to store it at mums. Probably not though.
>>520432
Yeah it was. The first place I’m moving to is ndis funded and partially paid by me. It’s supposed to be 280 a week but I’m only paying 50 a week there. The second place is 30% of my income and I guess plus bills

>>520447
I gave up smoking for like one night.
Almost immediately bought more early in the morning

https://www.news.com.au/finance/work/at-work/fate-decided-for-supercheap-auto-employee-who-stopped-alleged-pram-thief/news-story/2fe07759a344906f9c1fc82a65ca1054
what a pack of arseholes
I'll visit Autobarn as a first choice from now on.

>>520448
Thinking of clipping my hair down to a few mm. I should probably replace my bedding as well. Dunno what to do about my mattress, can't afford a new one.

waiting on another covid test.
Hysterical vaxxies demand I take one whenever I go see them.
In their mind being unvaccinated and having covid is the same thing.
These people are so shit scared they rarely even leave teir house, and most of the steps they take to stop covid are more akin to holy water than anything else.

Bad home calls come in all varieties.

>>520450
kek.

>>520452
Just comb your hair with conditioner and a lice comb first, you may find you don't have lice at all.

Butting your sheets and dona covers through the wash wouldn't be a bad idea generally

Absolute clusterfuck getting the vax.
Got called 40 minutes after my alloted time only to discover that was a pre-screening with a doctor, I then had to go and take a number at the nurses station.

>>520449
>there’s two holes in it now
How did that happen?

>>520450
Oh NEET.

>>520458
I forgot to put the latches down when I moved it so a bunch of wind caught it and made it expand like a parachute and tore holes in it

>>520451
That is a very common policy throughout all businesses.

>>520461
Doesn't make it right.
They should be allowed to take whatever steps they deem necessary up to and including killing thieves.

>>520462
It's good to see a Christian leader actually doing something the Good Book allows for (maiming/killing thieves) for a change.

How likely is a barber/hairdresser to spot that you have lice in your hair? I can't ever remember them mentioning that they suspect I have a problem.

https://www.news.com.au/finance/work/at-work/it-is-no-longer-okay-to-call-a-man-is-bald-according-to-a-tribunal/news-story/139305c92688af3ff5d0eaf4e359385f
>A tribunal has found that commenting on a man’s baldness is like discussing the size of a woman’s breasts.
Just need to make height off limits and I can start suing women for all they've got.

>>520465
I imagine they would tell you.
I imagine they would also clipper your hair back to 1 or 0, sell you some bug killer, and tell you to wash your clothes and bedding immediately.

>>520444
The coke is alright, different to Coca-cola like with Pepsi but you can still taste the cola. Like it's Coca-cola but yet it isn't at the same time. You still with me?

Never tried that raspberry.
I'll let ya know.

>>520467
Ok, maybe I don't have hair lice. But something's been biting me dammit.

>>520469
Wash (or change) your bedding if it's practical.

>>520466
The Manlet fears the Debicki

>>520471
Women should not be big and tall. They should be short and petite.

>>520451
Was there a babby in the pram though? Probably not.

“You can have the f***ing rotor mate.”

What's the bet that rotor was for a Commodore?

>>520473
>Was there a babby in the pram though? Probably not.
There was nothign in the pram except stolen goods.

>>520474
They also do it fake pregnancy bumps that are hollow that they can fill with goods.

>>520475
Possum fills his pouch with stolen goods.

>>520063
>Just stocked up on Yearling Rump Steak,Yearling Boneless Sirloin Steak and chicken and some pork chops and bacon all about 2kg each

The bacon I got from a local butcher recently was very nice. But almost 30 bucks a kilo. 2 rashers was nearly 5 bucks. And they had those white circular bits of cartiledge I haven't seen on supermarket bacon in years. Hated it as a kid but this time I munched through them with delight!

>>520478
>white circular bits of cartiledge
'pigs teeth'

>>520424
Wasn't a NEET seeing this in the cinema the other night? Did they post a review?

Does no-one have any sympathy for the auto parts thief?
When you're on cenno with no savings, a car repair can be more than you can afford.
And then once your car is out of action your life gets even worse.
So you send the pig-faced missus to a chain store to steal what you need for a diy home fix.

Habby Birthday Webboig !

>>520481
They got money for booze and fags though right?

>>520415
>>520416
>>520482
Thank you.

>>520484
My days of expressing interest in women are over.

>>520483
As NEETs know, those are necessities.

kek. you can see the reflection of the workshop ceiling insulation in the oven lid

>>520481
A lot of people that steal a lot of shit like are doing it for drugs as they sell it for 1/3 the price.

>>520487
A big discovery, detective NEET.

>>520489
Steaming?

>>520487
Why would i want to pay to stay at Noosa in this weather ? Besides im going to Brisbane tomorrow.

>>520494
What happens when another nemesis takes his place?

>>520488
One rotor is oddly specific though, as if she really needed it. Or one of her many kids dads needed it...

>>520488
I don't know if there is a big market for what she was stealing. Some sort of rotor? Was probably specific to one model of car.

>>520427
WOW SO YOU FIVE DOLLARS LEFT IN YOUR ACCOUNT ?

>>520492
lol, not if the Bruce is flooded.

>>520496
>>520497
I could be wrong, but the stealers I heard of through family used to come by each shift with new goods always 1/3 of the price. Always wanting more money, asking if you want a specific good that could bring in $$$

>>520494
>>520498
Nuro you need to stop making these sorts of posts.
You are embarrassing yourself and harming your reputation for basedness.

>>520495
we will have a few weeks of peace until some other faggot decides to move up to the sunny coast

>>520498
FOR ALL INTENSIVE PURPOSES there's 7(seven) dollarydoos in the piggy.

>>520502
my post quality will increase when i can chill at the work computer again

phone posting is so sporadic and makes me angry because i cant access my well collated meme database(d)

>>520502
I don't mind the bank account shit but wishing for me to drown is crossing a line. But hey whaddyagonnado it's numo, panshitter and pillbrain.

>>520506
Buro is a habitual line crosser.

>>520505
>my post quality will increase when i can chill at the work computer again
You only have yourself to blame for your work ip getting banned. Your behavior and posting has been woeful for a long time.

>>520506
No-one feels sorry for you.
We are just concerned about Nuro's image.

>>520509
I feel sorry for stanners.

Good things cum to those who wank

Was there a decent reason given for Nuro's work IP ban?
From what I can gather Shiban banned him just because he felt like it and maybe because he believed in the conspiracy theory about Nuro being several different people.

>>520513
The Hun does as he wills, and the bicycle repairman suffers as he must.

>>520480
That was me. Saw it with motherbot. Not bad, some good action and violence scenes. Had a mystical element to it that came off as slightly pretentious. We had free tickets, worth torrenting but I wouldn’t go to the movies for it.

>>520516
lol

>>520513
>conspiracy theory
Cunt was banned for SPAMMING that memeball image...

He's been SEETHING about it ever since. His latest BS about it is claiming it was all just a big mistake by the Big Fella. It was no mistake.

>>520515
How was AdA?

>>520520
ATJ I mean

>>520519
heading into chonky territory

>chill at the work computer again

I thought he had 4 ISPs and hacked into his neighbours wifi?

>>520427
Nice haul.

>>520523
Elite hackers like nuro are too well disciplined to do anything from their place of legal employment.

>>520396
What brand?

I don't see how it is fair that Nuro is banned but IGA can just post whenever he likes.

>>520528
What did IGA do?

>>520476
>>520493
I once met a wheelchair NEET who was a master of the partial arts.
He told me he would back me up in a street fight, which was awkward because I assumed some element of reciprocity was expected.

Maybe the noosa pad has a Michelin kitchen

>>520527
Bond street reds

>>520532
cashed up neet

>>520531
>a Michelin kitchen
An old bike wheel over a burning michelin tire.

>>520532
How long are they going to last?

>>520529
All the doxxing.

>>520530
He probably would've settled for a handie.

>>520536
BO would have permabanned him if there was any evidence or indication it was him.

>>520530
>wheelchair NEET who was a master of the partial arts
well bantered

>>520536
There is another neet doing that too. Lifeline neet I assume

>>520538
lol

>>520540
Sure there is. Or maybe it was aliens. That seems plausible.

>>520524
Thanks

>>520535
Maybe 3 days at best

>>520536
yawn. fuck off. I've stated too many times that numpty numo doxxes himself as it loves the attention.

Also I wasn't the person posting all the brisbane bike shop/Harry shit. Let that sink in.

>>520533
Actually I’m broke now from buying those

>>520547
How do you feel about joining the new handies-for-the-dole scheme that max is running?

>>520546
>doxxes himself
Then you should have left him to it. There would have been no need for you to make your contribution.

Took covid test, as expected no covid.
Vaxxies now demanding I take a SECOND test to be sure.

Somewhere out there is a merchant who has a lot to answer for.

>>520548
Exciting. So I get handjobs for dole money?

>>520551
...almost

Wonder how Weber's birthday is going

>>520553
Betting he was such a big spender at KFC that the qt's there started flirting with him, but he resolutely stuck to his vow not to be interested in them, and that only got them more excited.

>>520549
If an idiot behaves like an idiot, is it not natural for those around to call out said idiot?

>>520553
Just sitting here.

>>520555
Fuck off

>>520557
Based.

>>520557
Will you treat yourself to some nice booze and food soon?

Garn melburn

>>520557
Me too. It's kinda draining.

I voted today.

>>520561
Still on the wagon?

>>520561
Too soon.

>>520563
Did you get a sausage?

>>520566
no :(

>>520561
Then do what?

>>520563
Did you vote for clive, or are you still holding out for a text?

Coughing up green phlegm and blowing green snot out of my nose. Going to make another cup of honey and lemon tea soon.

Will monk stay on the wagon over the weekend?

>>520570
Get a bat aids test?

>>520569
I unironically voted for the boong party.

>>520572
Yeah, apparently they give those out with cough syrup. Came back negative.

>>520560
Probably not.

>>520570
Wise NEET

>>520563
Who did you vote for m8?

Hunting Bloodsworn doomsayers.

>>520573
The ALP?

>>520571
The magic 8 ball says LOL

>>520579
>>520577
https://www.indigenouspartyofaustralia.com/
Pretty sure it was these fellas.

>>520578
>Hunting Bloodsworn doomsayers.
At the neet compound we will register this as a political party with the AEC

Happy birthday Weber

>>520564
You bet. Steady on

So what time are the films on?

>>520584
Well memed.

>>520586
I wanted to start early, so we could get through several moofies, but I don't know what shibs is doing. He may have to sleep, or eat breakfast or work or whatever he does.

>>520584
Thank you. That is a nice cake.

>>520589
Has he not announced it yet? I was looking and couldn't find it but I assumed that was just because I'm a boong.

>>520575
Are you on a diet or feeling depressed again?

Might go for a nice little neet walk. Hopefully the moofie doesn't start for a while.

>>520567
What about a pie from Clive?

>>520593
I had a zinger combo for lunch. Feeling like a bit of a sad sack.

If the crypto market crashes, we're finally gonna be able to afford gpus again.

>>520570
Goodbye neet.

Test.

>>520600
Pest.

I suddenly have a bad feeling NEETs.

>>520602
about?

>>520602
Get to the toilet quick smart m8

>>520601
Testes Testes 1, 2, 3…

It's Scott Morrison's birthday today.

>>520584
That is very sweet.

tfw having a freddo frog

>>520596
>Feeling like a bit of a sad sack.
is there anything we can do to cheer you up?

>>520609
Nah, it's all good.
You've all done enough today.

Got brotherbot some whiskey from the Doc. Cost $80, pretty fancy.
Anxious about not knowing what time the movie night will start.

New year new webby

>>520611
What was it?

>>520594
Don't be one of those cunts walking in to the cinema 5 minutes after the moofie has started.

If I had a few grand in savings and a decent Fourbie I'd fuck off straight west until this shit blows over.

>>520615
That sort of weather is happening too frequently.
It is not a good place to live any more.
Might be climate change.

>>520613
Whiskey.
Tullamore Dew, "tripe distilled" and "aged 12 years". I've seen him drink the cheaper variant and I know he likes it so I thought this would make a decent present. I hope I didn't fuck up. Probably should've looked up some reviews or asked here aye.

>>520614
I'm going to post in all caps in the chat.

Really need a time for the film. Getting anxious.

>>520617
That should be a good one. I'm sure he'll like it.

>>520614
I like to be one of the cucks who gets there on time, pays to see 30 minutes of ads, and consumes all his popcorn and coke before the movie starts.

>>520620
Thanks neet. I feel a bit bad about only getting him whiskey. It is adequate financially but it feels a bit uninspired or thoughtless.

>>520619
Weren't these the times
>>519647

How bad has Friday the 13th been so far neets?

>>520621
What's worse, walking into a cinema late by yourself or being there BY YOURSELF with the lights on and hordes of normie chads and stacies walking around you...?

I am watching the footy tonight.
Don't care about your moofies.

>>520626
what's tex up to?

>>520626
You were never invited. We don't want normieball fans around here anyway

>>520623
So shibs probably means to start it around 5, east coast australian time

At a tiny train station in northern vic
Need to shit

>>520629
>shibs
shiboobies

>>520626
Who's playing?

>>520630
Are you going to stop by Dan's on the way home?

>>520630
Do it on the tracks like a good Pajeet.

>>520624
Chucked a bit earlier. Anxious about floods. Might gar park outside of numpty's pad for the night.

>>520632
Collingwood v Bulldogs

>>520624
I drove to my favorite park to do some reading. When I got there there were signs near the entrance saying road closed, but I didn't see anything blocking me so I figured I could still get in. Then a woman in high vis came up and ordered me to leave, belittled me for not having seen the signs. I felt like a young sub visiting a femdomme for the first time, the humiliation was so exquisite. I drove off in shame and was so rattled I didn't even stop at maccas to get the breakfast I had planned. Woe'd. Many such cases.