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NEET General #515 - Neetbros Edition NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 06:59:49 [Preview] No. 521240
We are family!

OLD: >>520211


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 07:00:47 [Preview] No.521245 del
niggers tongue my anus


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 07:01:21 [Preview] No.521246 del
How?


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 07:01:28 [Preview] No.521247 del
Weber the grumpy grinch edition


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 07:01:43 [Preview] No.521248 del
>>521240
Well done neet on finally creating a new thread - do not let it be said that your day has been wasted.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 07:01:54 [Preview] No.521249 del


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 07:02:33 [Preview] No.521250 del
i have rabies


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 07:02:38 [Preview] No.521251 del
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I have a new respect for graphic artists - I used to think they were just retards who were too stupid to code, but it turns out making banners and shit is hard.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 07:03:23 [Preview] No.521252 del
i have scabies


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 07:03:51 [Preview] No.521253 del
>>521251
Added, should appear within the mix when it comes by.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 07:03:58 [Preview] No.521254 del
>>521249
with their tongues


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 07:04:24 [Preview] No.521255 del
>>521250
>>521252
Treat them!


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 07:04:34 [Preview] No.521256 del
I will f5 until I find the new banner.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 07:04:44 [Preview] No.521257 del
>>521251
>but it turns out making banners and shit is hard
it's hard if all you have is mspaint.exe
graphic artists are still retards


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 07:05:06 [Preview] No.521258 del
That explains the intervention orders against buro.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 07:06:19 [Preview] No.521260 del
>>521253
Thanks. Does anyone know how to make banners that look less shit?


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 07:06:55 [Preview] No.521261 del
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>>521240
Those are yank possums. I fear some of our neets have always lived in the city/suburbia and have now clue what australian possums look like.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 07:07:49 [Preview] No.521263 del
>>521251
you did well NEET


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 07:08:23 [Preview] No.521264 del
https://www.news.com.au/finance/markets/world-markets/the-evil-genius-plot-behind-the-cryptocurrency-market-crash/news-story/cac8af2a5d996ee7a88a45f753ffabc3
lol at the crypto babbies' mental gymnastics about the crash being due to the sort of pump and dump they've all previously said that crypto is immune to


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 07:08:28 [Preview] No.521265 del
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NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 07:08:32 [Preview] No.521266 del


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 07:09:04 [Preview] No.521267 del
>>521261
I wonder if Hungary has Possums


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 07:10:02 [Preview] No.521268 del
>>521264
and now that I've finished scrolling, double lol at the suicide hotline at the bottom of the article


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 07:10:57 [Preview] No.521269 del
>>521264
Many such cases.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 07:11:10 [Preview] No.521270 del
swampy dirt


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 07:11:42 [Preview] No.521271 del
Might try and get my old job back


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 07:12:03 [Preview] No.521273 del


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 07:12:19 [Preview] No.521274 del
pump and dump in my arse


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 07:12:27 [Preview] No.521275 del
>>521271
>Might try and get my old job back
which job of about the 17 or so you've had is this one?


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 07:12:52 [Preview] No.521276 del
>>521262
Some quality banners there.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 07:12:57 [Preview] No.521277 del
i need an office job


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 07:13:13 [Preview] No.521278 del
CLARIFY MY BUTTERED ARSE


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 07:13:16 [Preview] No.521279 del
>>521272
I went to Autobarn today instead of Supercheap, as I said I would the other day.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 07:13:33 [Preview] No.521280 del
>>521273
Yes
The low end of the wage they advertised was more than I was on, and I could be up to speed straight away


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 07:13:35 [Preview] No.521281 del
hp and str just lvled


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 07:13:35 [Preview] No.521282 del
>>521278
this doth butter no parsnips


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 07:14:07 [Preview] No.521283 del
So last thread I posted a picture IGA called gay. What that unintelligent goof didn’t realise was moments away away from capturing the moonrise in the middle of a few weeks of rain. Nuro’s accumen is so finely tuned despite weeks of weeks of rain and weather event he can still calculate the the planets during the day and cross reference them with weather radar predictions. Let that sink in. IGA is sitting depressed drinking at a computer screen and Lord Nuro is out finding literally needle sized KINO in Haystacks of cosmic and random atmospheric weather. Let that sink in IGA you simply cannot compete. Best drown yourself now.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 07:14:12 [Preview] No.521284 del
>>521280
You are fucking delusional, mate. You are on the never-to-be-re-hired list.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 07:14:19 [Preview] No.521285 del
>>521273
SoyFree?


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 07:14:20 [Preview] No.521286 del
>>521282
Well bantered.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 07:15:04 [Preview] No.521287 del
>>521283
Settle down.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 07:15:21 [Preview] No.521288 del
>>521283
>Nuro’s accumen


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 07:15:56 [Preview] No.521289 del
>>521283
Shit photo.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 07:15:58 [Preview] No.521290 del
>>521283
He's probably drowned anyway


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 07:16:19 [Preview] No.521291 del
>>521284
Pajeet told him when he left that he could come back.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 07:17:10 [Preview] No.521292 del
>>521284
Rude. I've reformed my lifestyle now.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 07:17:32 [Preview] No.521293 del
Wonder if monk will be a better work this time around.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 07:17:35 [Preview] No.521294 del
ate a boiled egg


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 07:18:01 [Preview] No.521295 del
>>521292
>I've reformed my lifestyle now.
lol


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 07:18:10 [Preview] No.521296 del
>>521292
LMAO
lets give it a month at least before we start making these pronouncements


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 07:18:24 [Preview] No.521297 del
Nuro should be banned for this behaviour. He has nothing to offer the board except drama. He deserves the doxing.
Rule 2


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 07:18:45 [Preview] No.521298 del
>>521291
Oh you mean at Telstra.
Their HR is probably so shit he could go back with a fake name.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 07:19:19 [Preview] No.521299 del
>>521297
>Nuro should be banned for this behaviour
That will never happen, or else it will be a slap on the wrist kind of ban that he'll immediately avoid.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 07:20:05 [Preview] No.521300 del
I might start a pub.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 07:20:21 [Preview] No.521301 del
>>521300
Free drinks for your NEET mates?


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 07:20:39 [Preview] No.521302 del
>>521300
You can't afford it.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 07:20:53 [Preview] No.521303 del
>>521301
Only for Monk.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 07:20:55 [Preview] No.521304 del
>>521297
> He deserves the doxing.
You need to find a new board. You're not welcome on this one.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 07:21:13 [Preview] No.521305 del
BLACKENED


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 07:21:49 [Preview] No.521306 del
>>521305
looks dry


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 07:23:01 [Preview] No.521307 del
Potato salad.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 07:23:14 [Preview] No.521308 del
>>521304
Well said.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 07:23:24 [Preview] No.521309 del
Yummy yummy


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 07:23:30 [Preview] No.521310 del
>>521306
Well bantered.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 07:24:12 [Preview] No.521311 del
>>521297
Bad NEET


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 07:24:55 [Preview] No.521312 del
I have recovered from chinese for lunch. Already feeling kind of hungry again.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 07:25:10 [Preview] No.521313 del
>>521311
Just like Nuro, so they have something in common.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 07:25:52 [Preview] No.521314 del
>>521312
Did you get that satay beef?


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 07:26:00 [Preview] No.521315 del
>>521312
Don't they use the freshest dog and cat meat?


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 07:26:03 [Preview] No.521316 del
>>521283
Based.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 07:26:35 [Preview] No.521317 del
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spring rolls are back on the menu boys


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 07:28:14 [Preview] No.521318 del
>>521312
Go back for some springies m8.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 07:29:01 [Preview] No.521319 del
>>521297
Oh so you are obviously the doxxer then and proud of it. Um seweety that’s a 18.1


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 07:29:22 [Preview] No.521320 del
I really wish there was another place like this but completely drama free.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 07:30:15 [Preview] No.521321 del
>>521320
It would soon be overrun by the neets from bad homes. That's just how it goes. You have to be strong, and learn to fight back.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 07:30:39 [Preview] No.521322 del
>>521320
There will always be drama of some kind mate, whether it's N/IGA or Weber clogging a toilet and having a hissy fit because spring rolls aren't in season.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 07:30:55 [Preview] No.521323 del
>>521319
You are so fucked in the head. Just go back to 4chan already


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 07:30:59 [Preview] No.521324 del
>>521321
It's every day now with this shit, people actively encourage it with the two retarded chucklefucks.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 07:31:28 [Preview] No.521325 del
>>521324
>two retarded chucklefucks
This is the best way to view it tbh


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 07:31:37 [Preview] No.521326 del
>>521300
So long as it sells chinese.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 07:32:19 [Preview] No.521327 del
>>521326
Brit pubs do free curry as it keeps the punters buying beers. Spicy chinky would work the same way I expect.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 07:32:52 [Preview] No.521328 del
>wanting chink food at a pub


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 07:34:15 [Preview] No.521329 del
>>521286
>>521310
Two different well bantered's in nine (9) minutes. Might not sudoku after all.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 07:35:05 [Preview] No.521330 del
>>521329
get on the comedy circuit with your not gonna kill myself this week tour


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 07:35:15 [Preview] No.521331 del
>>521323
Am I speaking to 10k or IGAy?


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 07:36:12 [Preview] No.521332 del
>>521331
You’re so pillbrained you don’t even realise there’s more than 2 people fed up with your cringe forced discord personality


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 07:37:15 [Preview] No.521333 del
>>521331
So you're including 10K in your spazz attacks now? When is NoFun getting included?


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 07:41:07 [Preview] No.521334 del
>>521320
Trying to ban drama would itself lead to far more drama than we have now.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 07:42:40 [Preview] No.521335 del
I used to do my "10K is a two faced tripple nigger" to take the piss out of Nuro.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 07:47:07 [Preview] No.521336 del
>>521245
Seppo possums are so much uglier than our beautiful marsupial


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 07:47:55 [Preview] No.521337 del
>>521317
Good to hear.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 07:48:13 [Preview] No.521338 del
>>521336
That's cool.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 07:48:15 [Preview] No.521339 del
>>521329
It was well bantered.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 07:52:01 [Preview] No.521340 del
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>>521336
He is our special Possum.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 07:52:27 [Preview] No.521341 del
Imagine having a gf.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 07:53:14 [Preview] No.521342 del
Americans have a bizarre obsession with male height. They think it has magical properties.
I have not noticed Australian men caring much about how tall they are.
Except ones on the internet who have caught it from the Americans this last decade.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 07:53:24 [Preview] No.521343 del
All nuro seems to do these days is post a pic of the ebike or lancia than proceed to engage in arguments.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 07:53:44 [Preview] No.521344 del
>>521342
>internet who have caught it from the Americans this last decade.
Manlets?


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 07:54:21 [Preview] No.521345 del
How do these chastity cages work?
What happens when you get horny and start getting a boner?


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 07:55:01 [Preview] No.521346 del
>>521345
Invest in a good humbler.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 07:57:07 [Preview] No.521347 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=VeYRXI9_6pU [Embed]


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 07:58:06 [Preview] No.521348 del
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>>521283
>Let that sink in IGA

Noted


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 07:58:54 [Preview] No.521349 del
>>521345
Are you asking for a friend?


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 07:58:58 [Preview] No.521350 del
>>521341
i know right


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 07:59:08 [Preview] No.521351 del
>>521348
>A ball stretcher is a sex toy that is used to elongate the scrotum and provide a feeling of weight pulling the testicles away from the body. This can be particularly enjoyable for the wearer as it can make an orgasm more intense, as testicles are prevented from moving up. Intended to make one's testicles permanently hang much lower than before (if used regularly for extended periods of time), this sex toy can be potentially harmful to the genitals as the circulation of blood can be easily cut off if over-tightened.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 07:59:27 [Preview] No.521352 del
>>521344
incels


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 08:01:20 [Preview] No.521353 del
>>521300
Nigga I bet you're the same cunt that's been talking about garn a pub for months! And I bet you never went once.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 08:01:50 [Preview] No.521354 del
>>521353
What if he never left?


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 08:03:20 [Preview] No.521355 del
>>521314
He's a satiated slab of beef


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 08:03:22 [Preview] No.521356 del
>>521354
...what if he lives in a pub the same way nuro lives in a disabled dunny?


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 08:03:49 [Preview] No.521357 del
>>521342
A lot of male CEOs in Australia tend to be tall. I suspect the bias has always been here too, it's just less spoken.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 08:03:58 [Preview] No.521358 del
>>521355
>slab of beef
I'm not a lean cut either.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 08:05:43 [Preview] No.521359 del
Are we running a pool on when FIFO will have his second heart attack?


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 08:05:53 [Preview] No.521360 del
>>521320
Yeah nice try tiffin. Fuck off back to your asio honeypot.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 08:07:01 [Preview] No.521361 del
Imagine imagining this.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 08:12:54 [Preview] No.521362 del
>>521361
Based.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 08:13:45 [Preview] No.521363 del
>garn brisbane tomorrow


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 08:16:44 [Preview] No.521365 del
>>521363
Is this all you got Stanley ? Did you read the fine print ? I can cancel and do anything at anytime. Lame you curly haired untalented fatherless bitch boi why don’t transition already.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 08:17:01 [Preview] No.521366 del
GET BACK TO WORK/HOME NORUM AND ANSWER MY CALLS


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 08:17:04 [Preview] No.521367 del


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 08:20:45 [Preview] No.521368 del


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 08:20:55 [Preview] No.521369 del
>>521367
>I Know And Feel These Signs


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 08:21:46 [Preview] No.521370 del
>>521367
Thank you for reminding me of my deep loneliness.
It is hard NEETs.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 08:22:38 [Preview] No.521371 del
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Had this pie in the pantry for at least 2 years. Can't even see an expiry date on it.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 08:23:33 [Preview] No.521372 del
>>521371
tinned food is good for decades, provided it hasn't rusted through


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 08:24:14 [Preview] No.521373 del
>>521371
Can I have a slice?


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 08:24:18 [Preview] No.521374 del
>>521371
anzacs ate this every day of world war i and had the temerity to complain about how hard things were


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 08:25:28 [Preview] No.521375 del
>>521374
Weber would have single-handedly cleared an enemy front for a pepper pie and a vanilla slice.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 08:26:47 [Preview] No.521376 del
>>521375
Two pepper pies.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 08:27:58 [Preview] No.521377 del
>>521371
Enjoy your pie neet.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 08:30:29 [Preview] No.521378 del
>>521376
Imagine what the diggers could have done with a can of Mondster for breakky


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 08:32:08 [Preview] No.521379 del
>>521375
"What do you mean there's nobody else left to kill? Do I still get a pie? Wait until Motherbat hears about this!"


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 08:42:16 [Preview] No.521380 del
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>>521372
I know about rust being bad. There was a little oxidation around the top edges.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 08:48:14 [Preview] No.521381 del
>>521380
looks alright
the pastry wouldn't have reacted properly if it had been exposed to air


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 08:57:52 [Preview] No.521382 del
ITS HABBENING AGAIN

>TFW when you match the meal anticipation of a Webber at chink restaurant …


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 09:11:28 [Preview] No.521383 del
>>521382
Wow, it's nothing.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 09:12:18 [Preview] No.521384 del
>>521381
No pastry on the bottome. It was really nice though.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 09:13:04 [Preview] No.521385 del
Served with peas and gravy it would've been 10/10


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 09:13:46 [Preview] No.521386 del
going to watch telly for a bit


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 09:15:19 [Preview] No.521387 del
>>521384
Glad to hear it was good m8.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 09:15:34 [Preview] No.521388 del
>>521386
Goodnight.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 09:21:18 [Preview] No.521389 del
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2022-05-06/sa-prison-elections/101043190
>South Australia's corrections department facing legal action after refusal to supply prisoners with voting materials


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 09:26:10 [Preview] No.521390 del
don't want to do nothing, this computer screen is just draining the energy from me


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 09:28:15 [Preview] No.521391 del
My Crows are playing Brisbane tonight.
I will start watching but it might be another game I will have to abandon early. Might get ugly.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 09:29:02 [Preview] No.521392 del
>>521391
how many goals is tex gonna kick?


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 09:29:37 [Preview] No.521393 del
>>521389
>voting materials
It turns out it is some propaganda newspaper that tells the prisoners to vote for lefties.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 09:29:53 [Preview] No.521394 del
Is there some sport where qts just tear each others clothes off and stuff until one side submits? Be much better than watching normieball.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 09:30:12 [Preview] No.521395 del
>>521392
Only one or two tonight. the ball is not going to get to him very often.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 09:30:33 [Preview] No.521396 del
>>521393
and what their voting rights are, which the government doesn't want them to know for some reason


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 09:30:47 [Preview] No.521397 del
>>521394
mud wrestling, jello wrestling. foxy boxing.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 09:33:31 [Preview] No.521398 del
>>521390
Subtracting your wank force.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 09:37:21 [Preview] No.521399 del
I filled out my postal vote.
Voted for One Nation in both houses. Labor ahead of Liberal for preferences.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 09:38:59 [Preview] No.521400 del
>>521399
Why One Nation, did she explain?


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 09:42:14 [Preview] No.521401 del
>>TFW when you match the meal anticipation of a Webber at chink restaurant …

What did he mean by this? Sometimes nuro seems to gooned to speak English


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 09:45:23 [Preview] No.521402 del
>>521401
Sometimes NEETs like to combine words without care for their meaning.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 09:47:37 [Preview] No.521403 del
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>>521399
Excellent choice. Now if only millions of australians would do likewise we might still have a country in a few decades time.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 09:48:18 [Preview] No.521404 del
>>521401
Yeah, I reckon nuro's been hitting fort forte pretty hard lately.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 09:49:58 [Preview] No.521405 del
Should we have a betting pool for who will go into liver failure first?

I feel that we have too many strong competitors, even though we need less.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 09:53:11 [Preview] No.521406 del
>>521405
What are the current odds?


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 09:53:56 [Preview] No.521407 del
>>521406
Perhaps we need some thing like a poal.me to help determine the odds.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 09:56:13 [Preview] No.521408 del
The ausneets deadpool - who is actually on medication for their liver/cholestrol/blood pressure problems? I thought nuro was at one stage.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 09:57:45 [Preview] No.521409 del
>>521408
>The ausneets deadpool
Yes, if isn't the mental battle then it's the series of physical battles against the body.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 09:57:58 [Preview] No.521410 del
Saturday night /ausneets/ - everyones out doing normie things


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 09:58:03 [Preview] No.521411 del


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 09:59:18 [Preview] No.521412 del
Who are our big name gooners? Monk, nuro, IGA, cruisey, webby...spergo? I don't remember. It seems easier just to list off the neets who aren't elite gooners.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 10:03:28 [Preview] No.521413 del
One mystery that was on my mind this morning was about sheets, specifically those candyland bed sheets set. How are they?


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 10:03:41 [Preview] No.521414 del
Both my mind and body are shot.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 10:05:17 [Preview] No.521415 del
>>521412
Could be. Our Elite Gooners are in a class of their own.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 10:05:37 [Preview] No.521416 del
>>521414
Have a wank.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 10:07:46 [Preview] No.521417 del
>>521415
Did possum like to goon? Or was his only weakness garlic bread?


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 10:08:15 [Preview] No.521418 del
>>521417
Every NEET has at least one weakness.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 10:08:23 [Preview] No.521419 del
Also that neet with the female roommate who's name I can't remember.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 10:08:26 [Preview] No.521420 del
>>521412
Spergos not a gooner


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 10:09:40 [Preview] No.521421 del
>>521420
I thought he used to post about gooning. Could be my memory is fucked. Which ones were the benzo neets?


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 10:11:25 [Preview] No.521422 del
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>>521414
You need a recharge.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 10:20:55 [Preview] No.521423 del
>POV tickling a NEET


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 10:25:50 [Preview] No.521424 del
Might go get a caramel sundae from maccas. You neets want anything?


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 10:28:58 [Preview] No.521425 del
>>521424
Pay in cash. Touch a cutie.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 10:29:14 [Preview] No.521426 del
>>521424
Family feast please.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 10:30:18 [Preview] No.521427 del
>>521424
Small orange juice please.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 10:30:45 [Preview] No.521428 del
>>521425
>Touch
*cuddle


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 10:33:22 [Preview] No.521429 del


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 10:34:02 [Preview] No.521430 del
>>521429
me on the left


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 10:34:34 [Preview] No.521431 del
>>521430
You look good NEET.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 10:34:49 [Preview] No.521432 del
>>521424
4 Spring rolls please.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 10:40:57 [Preview] No.521433 del
>>521431
He does have a very sensual neck.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 10:42:42 [Preview] No.521434 del
Having a candlelit dinner for one.
Boiled the taters for 10 minutes then did em in the pan like mummybot does. Dunno what you call that.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 10:43:58 [Preview] No.521435 del
My Crows are doing well.
Only one goal for Tex so far.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 10:45:44 [Preview] No.521436 del
Uh oh, taters are hard on the inside.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 10:52:53 [Preview] No.521437 del
>>521434
The double cooking method sounds nice, but I have never had it. I would like to try it with chips though (boil then deep fried).


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 11:00:53 [Preview] No.521438 del
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>>521425
Where should I touch her?


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 11:02:28 [Preview] No.521439 del
When we get the neet compound going, every saturday nights all the neets will converge on the tv room, get choofed and maybe take some codeine, and watch mallard tv all evening:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=nYcHi9EgUHs [Embed]


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 11:05:09 [Preview] No.521440 del
>>521439
There will be no TVs at the commune.
We are going back to nature. No electricity at all.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 11:08:03 [Preview] No.521441 del
>>521439
That's a lot of mallard footage.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 11:08:53 [Preview] No.521442 del
>>521439
Wonderful stuff.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 11:08:56 [Preview] No.521443 del
>>521440
How will we deep fry mars bars without electricity?


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 11:09:47 [Preview] No.521444 del
>>521441
Nothing compared to what's in my private collection.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 11:10:20 [Preview] No.521445 del


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 11:10:56 [Preview] No.521446 del
>>521443
The oil can be heated to the appropriate temperature over the open fire.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 11:12:34 [Preview] No.521447 del
Looking at a nordy website


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 11:21:01 [Preview] No.521448 del


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 11:29:37 [Preview] No.521450 del
>>521283
wew
Nurocore


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 11:30:31 [Preview] No.521451 del
Nighty night NEETs.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 11:30:35 [Preview] No.521452 del
The football is spiralling out of control.
It is the umpires again.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 11:32:20 [Preview] No.521453 del
>>521451
Good night.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 11:32:56 [Preview] No.521454 del


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 11:33:19 [Preview] No.521455 del
>>521300
You should.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 11:37:19 [Preview] No.521456 del
>>521382
Dilate.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 11:43:57 [Preview] No.521457 del
Having some coopers and listening to some music.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 11:44:16 [Preview] No.521458 del
>>521457
>coopers
Red top?


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 11:46:20 [Preview] No.521459 del
>>521458
“Coppers” by default is green. NEETSs must specify if drinking a different colour.
Mmmm could garrr


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 11:48:20 [Preview] No.521460 del
>>521459
>Mmmm could garrr
That better not be you Monk.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 11:54:47 [Preview] No.521461 del
Tex is kicking like shit. Fucking up set shots.
Terrible night. Awful game.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 11:56:35 [Preview] No.521462 del
>>521371
Was it good


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 12:00:48 [Preview] No.521463 del
I had a pint of green with a roast pork at the pub, it brought up strong feelings of driving out into the bush with my tin to be a boong and driving home in the morning.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 12:01:59 [Preview] No.521464 del
>>521463
You wanted to go walkabout cuz.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 12:02:55 [Preview] No.521465 del
>>521463
>roast pork
With crackling?


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 12:10:04 [Preview] No.521466 del
More annoying issues with logitechs unifying receiver on linux.
I paired it via bluetooth to my laptop the other day, and that takes priority over using the usb receiver with the desktop. Seems wrong to me.
Re-paired it using some 3rd party Unifying receiver software, which I needed a wired mouse to use. Then when I remove the wired mouse the system freezes.
Mmmmmmmmmmm


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 12:10:49 [Preview] No.521467 del
>>521464
Still could.
My car seat turns into a bed and it's only 20 or so k's to out of the city.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 12:12:13 [Preview] No.521468 del
>>521467
Is the missus home?


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 12:12:53 [Preview] No.521469 del
>>521465
>>521465
It didn't come with any.
Wasn't a great meal.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 12:13:34 [Preview] No.521470 del
Watching live dark side of the moon.
Not sure why I haven't seen this before.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 12:14:13 [Preview] No.521471 del
>>521468
Just me and the dog.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 12:14:38 [Preview] No.521472 del
>>521469
You should have got the surf and turf.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 12:14:58 [Preview] No.521473 del
>>521466
Bleep bloop monk


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 12:16:54 [Preview] No.521474 del
>>521467
Cruise by the truckstops and pick up a gin.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 12:18:57 [Preview] No.521475 del
>>521473
I fixed it.
I also took down my second monitor and put my main one on its stand instead of using the monitor arm.
The position is actually a lot more natural and feels more like work than leisure which is exactly what I was going for.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 12:19:32 [Preview] No.521476 del
>>521472
It was the cheaper option.
There was a 300g scotch for $35 but I instead went with $18 roast of the day, which was probably the lunch special.
$7 imp pint of green is good too.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 12:21:11 [Preview] No.521477 del
>>521476
>$35
that is a lot for one meal. Everything is so expensive these days.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 12:23:19 [Preview] No.521478 del
>>521474
I could try. Just need to avoid main rds.
Would love to be on the dirt road between balaklava and snowtown with no breeze, the windows down, listening to nothing and having a choof.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 12:24:58 [Preview] No.521479 del
>>521477
Yeah, I was hoping there was a special.
There was at one I went to the other day.
$15 pint and parmy but it was only one night a week


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 12:26:05 [Preview] No.521480 del
I need another feed.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 12:31:13 [Preview] No.521481 del
I'm overcome by greed.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 12:34:39 [Preview] No.521482 del
>>521480
>>521481
There is no genuine need.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 12:36:50 [Preview] No.521483 del
Bad mood. Frustrated, don't know why. No desire to goon but would have previously been right to it.
Very productive day but still unsatisfied. Can't be productive because almost bed time but feel guilty if I do something 'relaxing' like watch TV or youtube.
Woe.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 12:39:17 [Preview] No.521484 del
Passed out at 6
Just woke up
Good morning NEETs


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 12:39:27 [Preview] No.521485 del
Even a crusie won't help.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 12:47:02 [Preview] No.521486 del
>>521484
Good morning.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 12:48:56 [Preview] No.521487 del
Watched The Departed. Not bad.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 12:51:37 [Preview] No.521488 del
Desire to goon.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 12:53:48 [Preview] No.521489 del
>>521488
That better not be you Monk.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 12:54:14 [Preview] No.521490 del
>>521487
Is that the one with Martin Sheen and Mark Wahlberg? I thought that was good.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 12:54:56 [Preview] No.521491 del
Ordered feed.
Fucking $8.50 delivery.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 12:56:08 [Preview] No.521492 del
>>521491
What did you order?


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 13:00:33 [Preview] No.521493 del
>>521489
I just wanna get gooned up and watch The Departed in the darkness of my lounge room. Drink until my eyes are heavy and and my mind is wandering into the movie. Fall asleep in 5 minutes once I get to bed.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 13:05:51 [Preview] No.521494 del
>>521493
You need to go to an inpatient rehab centre. Get your parents to loan you the money.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 13:07:47 [Preview] No.521495 del
Ordered feed.
Fucking $8.50 delivery. >>521492
Pizza


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 13:14:52 [Preview] No.521496 del
>>521495
>Pizza
What toppings?
How many garlic breads?


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 13:15:48 [Preview] No.521497 del
>>521494
I'm thinking about those times I was at the pub after work. That serene calmness slowly drifting over me.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 13:20:24 [Preview] No.521498 del


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 13:21:06 [Preview] No.521499 del
Monk you should read a book called "Games People Play", specifically the game which features "the Gooner", which is you.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 13:22:01 [Preview] No.521500 del
>>521498
Looks good. I look forward to the images.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 13:24:40 [Preview] No.521501 del
>>521499
It's a really good song too
Both versions


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 13:27:36 [Preview] No.521502 del


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 13:38:06 [Preview] No.521503 del
You do not want to unspoiled these next few pictures.
https://voca.ro/1epCa1rruyN1


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 13:39:58 [Preview] No.521504 del
Feeling better now


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 13:44:35 [Preview] No.521505 del
>>521503
Big meaty pizza. Sensual.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 13:45:01 [Preview] No.521506 del
>>521503
I find brown foreigners generally to be scared of dogs.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 13:45:20 [Preview] No.521507 del
>>521504
That is good to hear.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 13:50:01 [Preview] No.521508 del
>>521503
>these next few pictures
Still waiting...


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 13:54:43 [Preview] No.521509 del
This one should be a banner


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 13:55:49 [Preview] No.521510 del
>>521509
Glistening. Erotic.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 14:01:15 [Preview] No.521512 del
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NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 14:05:49 [Preview] No.521513 del
Have you been keeping up the boong sessions cruise?


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 14:20:02 [Preview] No.521514 del
Kinda hungry, might make a second dinner


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 14:23:14 [Preview] No.521515 del
>>521514
Put a couple of chops on for me please.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 14:39:58 [Preview] No.521516 del
>>521515
alas I have only tofu. Not even green onion or ginger.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 14:41:08 [Preview] No.521517 del
>>521516
Don't bother then.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 15:40:31 [Preview] No.521518 del
Made mixed fried rice, tofu and leftovers all gone.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 15:47:23 [Preview] No.521519 del
>>521518
Your image didn't upload.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 15:54:39 [Preview] No.521520 del
I am not sure I like the movie trope where a character is listening to music through headphones while being oblivious to some big loud violent goings-on around them.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 16:35:37 [Preview] No.521521 del
Very strong depression and anxiety again. Some minor tears leaking out of the eyes for the second night in a row.
Mental state very bad. Wondering if this could be the lead up to some full on crossing the line into permanent psychosis and insanity, or alternatively if all the stress could lead to some sort of physical health bomb going off, maybe a heart attack.
The older I get the closer in all the walls become. There is no going back, no do-over. What is left of my future looks grim.
Suicide strongly considered but discarded as an option while my dog is still alive. I must see his life through to its end and do what I can for him. I am not as good as I could be to him when I am this depressed. No energy to do much other than give him his food and water. But I must be here for him until the end.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 16:43:47 [Preview] No.521522 del
I am going to bed. I will need to work hard on some distracting fantasy in my mind to get to sleep without reality intruding for even a moment and mentally and emotionally destroying me as I lie there.
What an existence.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 16:51:22 [Preview] No.521523 del
>>521521
NEETs are not well equipped to assist you.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 16:52:55 [Preview] No.521524 del
>>521523
No-one asked them to.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 16:54:24 [Preview] No.521525 del
meh


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 16:56:58 [Preview] No.521526 del
Woke up, can't get back to sleep, can't even have a glass of milk because my dishes are dirty. What a failed existence I live.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 16:59:40 [Preview] No.521527 del
>>521524
Well I guess I'm telling you that you should get help from someone


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 17:05:34 [Preview] No.521528 del
Why don't neets care about my dirty dishes? Can I get some help with them?


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 17:09:47 [Preview] No.521529 del
>>521528
Only one NEET should care about those. You.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 17:26:02 [Preview] No.521530 del
>>521528
we all have our own dirty dishes


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 20:03:31 [Preview] No.521531 del
Where's the 4am NEET?


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 20:39:48 [Preview] No.521532 del
>>521531
woke up at 2, went back to sleep at 3, discussing a legal name change with my lawyer


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 20:48:20 [Preview] No.521533 del
>>521532
Change it to Anthony t'dik-mongus.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 20:51:22 [Preview] No.521534 del
>>521533
I already know three kids with that exact name. The confusion when the teacher checks the roll would be terrible.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 21:03:58 [Preview] No.521536 del
>>521535
Noone suspected that one.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 21:15:52 [Preview] No.521537 del
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Time for my 4 espressos and 2 energy drinks


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 21:18:37 [Preview] No.521538 del
fart mording


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 21:33:21 [Preview] No.521539 del
nobody does sunday breakfast in a 20 minute drive radius of where I am
the few places outside that I can find don't have functioning websites or menu links that 404
the absolute state of this country


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 21:43:56 [Preview] No.521540 del
>>521453
Thank (You)!

>>521463
>driving out into the bush with my tin to be a boong and driving home in the morning.
Boong life feels.

>>521482
Well bantered.

>>521491
>Fucking $8.50 delivery.
Big surcharge.

>>521503
Feed = Power.

>>521535
Pickles the brain.

>>521539
Go for a stroll and find a nice place for breakfast.

>>521484
>>521538
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 21:49:25 [Preview] No.521541 del
>>521540
>Go for a stroll and find a nice place for breakfast.
When I said 20 minutes I meant in a car. A stroll (death march as an exec) will find a McDonalds and a HJs.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 22:04:30 [Preview] No.521542 del
>>521541
Drive to a place, stroll over and browse their menu. If you like it, stay there.

You deserve better than
>McDonalds and a HJs


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 22:05:59 [Preview] No.521543 del
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I wonder how Monk's job search is going.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 22:11:36 [Preview] No.521544 del
>want to get a HJ from a mcdonald's qt


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 22:12:30 [Preview] No.521545 del
>>521544
It'll all end with a small orange juice thrown at your face.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 22:19:22 [Preview] No.521546 del
>>521545
Just so long as I can throw my vanilla thickshake in her face


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 22:22:51 [Preview] No.521547 del
>>521546
I hope the machine isn't broken though.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 23:03:49 [Preview] No.521548 del
>>521544
I want a red rooter from a KFC girl


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 23:06:53 [Preview] No.521549 del
Misso bought a drawer and mirror thing, her dad and I went to pick it up yesterday.
Broke the mirror. Misso flipped out.
Hiding in bed.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 23:08:47 [Preview] No.521550 del
>>521549
>Hiding in bed.
Under the sheets?


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 23:09:36 [Preview] No.521551 del
>>521550
Watching youtubes


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 23:17:44 [Preview] No.521552 del
>>521251
Cool my oc’s a banner now


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 23:20:19 [Preview] No.521553 del
Thinking of having some chinky for lunch


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 23:23:01 [Preview] No.521554 del
Wonder how often drive-thru qts suffer lewd comments from customers.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 23:23:44 [Preview] No.521555 del
>>521552
Well done m8, imageboard influencer 2022 is in reach.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 23:36:53 [Preview] No.521556 del
>>521553
You should make it yourself. Good motivation to cook it and you could make it healthier.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 23:39:12 [Preview] No.521557 del
>>521540
Good morning


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 23:42:34 [Preview] No.521558 del
Nice to see the sun shining after a week of rainy weather. Almost motivates me to leave the hovel.Almost.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 23:42:49 [Preview] No.521559 del
>>521557
Good morning NEET.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 23:48:47 [Preview] No.521560 del
Who has the superior gravy - kfc or red rooter?


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 23:52:48 [Preview] No.521561 del
All these receding flood waters are very dangerous and I have not seen it’s flag for days.

ARE WE SURE STANLEY HAS NOT DROWNED YET ?


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 23:53:54 [Preview] No.521562 del
>>521561
Morning nuro. Perhaps we should declare stanley dead, and delete his flag.


NEET 05/14/2022 (Sat) 23:55:24 [Preview] No.521563 del
Did we get rid of that fake scotsman?


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 00:04:06 [Preview] No.521564 del
>>521562
Marns nah #BodyOdor is of the opinion removing flags will break the site (it won’t)


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 00:14:19 [Preview] No.521565 del
Covid test came back negative
It's all so tiresome


NEET 05/15/2022 (Sun) 00:19:08 [Preview] No.521566 del
Should we start a neetlore wiki,