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NEET General #522 - Moofie Night Edition NEET 05/26/2022 (Thu) 08:48:45 [Preview] No. 528233
I always sleep well after the moofie night. Good night of entertainment and culture.

OLD: >>527266


NEET 05/26/2022 (Thu) 09:19:16 [Preview] No.528253 del
How does he do it?


NEET 05/26/2022 (Thu) 09:41:46 [Preview] No.528264 del
How?


NEET 05/26/2022 (Thu) 10:34:14 [Preview] No.528273 del
Desire to goon


NEET 05/26/2022 (Thu) 11:01:45 [Preview] No.528296 del
>>528233
Friday the 13th was an ace moofie night. Sadly, there won't be any more Friday the 13th's this year.


NEET 05/26/2022 (Thu) 11:02:06 [Preview] No.528297 del
>>528273
Have some chocolate instead


NEET 05/26/2022 (Thu) 11:02:30 [Preview] No.528298 del
>>528273
Withstand the temptation.


NEET 05/26/2022 (Thu) 11:03:09 [Preview] No.528299 del
>>528273
Drink the goon.


NEET 05/26/2022 (Thu) 11:03:27 [Preview] No.528300 del
>>528299
Bad NEET.


NEET 05/26/2022 (Thu) 11:04:51 [Preview] No.528301 del
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NEET 05/26/2022 (Thu) 11:07:30 [Preview] No.528302 del
>>528301
I imagine cruisey's blue heeler gazing into helen's eyes like this after sex


NEET 05/26/2022 (Thu) 11:11:04 [Preview] No.528303 del
>>528301
10/10
Good stuff.


NEET 05/26/2022 (Thu) 11:11:20 [Preview] No.528304 del


NEET 05/26/2022 (Thu) 11:14:57 [Preview] No.528305 del
i wish cruisey's blue heeler would knot me


NEET 05/26/2022 (Thu) 11:15:36 [Preview] No.528306 del
Some posts are so vile they do not even deserve a vile.


NEET 05/26/2022 (Thu) 11:16:34 [Preview] No.528307 del
i make my own cottage cheese


NEET 05/26/2022 (Thu) 11:18:53 [Preview] No.528308 del
I might start going to one of them 24 hour gyms.


NEET 05/26/2022 (Thu) 11:19:03 [Preview] No.528309 del
I have read a great deal about hermits.

It's related to the Roman patrician culture, where people who had fallen from grace for one reason or another were sheltered by a wealthy person- more or less so the wealthy person could espouse the virtue of the sheltered person.
It was an early form of virtue signaling.

This went by the wayside when christian cults turned into monastic orders, and these types of unfortunate people became monks or nuns.

By 1800 Roman LARP was in full swing, people were building neo-classical mansions and pretending to be patricians.
With this hermitage made a comeback, and the wealthy took again to sheltering destitute people who had some form of virtue.

The author of the tiktok is unduly harsh on the patricians though, because the practice was not demeaning and the shelter given to these people was genuine- because of course the hermit could always just run away.


NEET 05/26/2022 (Thu) 11:20:02 [Preview] No.528310 del
>Thinking about a NEET strutting around in yellow high heels again.


NEET 05/26/2022 (Thu) 11:20:24 [Preview] No.528311 del
>>528308
You should start going to any gym.


NEET 05/26/2022 (Thu) 11:21:29 [Preview] No.528312 del
>>528307
Based.
if you're up for it try turning some into fresh motzerella.
>https://www.epicurious.com/recipes/member/views/homemade-microwave-mozzarella-51933401
It's one of the few things I actually use my microwave for, because normally making mozzarella is a huge fuckaround- but no more.


NEET 05/26/2022 (Thu) 11:22:04 [Preview] No.528313 del
>>528311
My uni gym's hours are too restrictive and my membership ends there soon. I have the motivation to just walk to the other gym now and workout, walking to and back from the gym would be an hour of cardio.


NEET 05/26/2022 (Thu) 11:22:13 [Preview] No.528314 del


NEET 05/26/2022 (Thu) 11:24:17 [Preview] No.528315 del
>>528309
I was thinking it would be perfect for any elite gooner.


NEET 05/26/2022 (Thu) 11:24:35 [Preview] No.528316 del
im go sleep now


NEET 05/26/2022 (Thu) 11:27:33 [Preview] No.528317 del
>>528316
Good night.


NEET 05/26/2022 (Thu) 11:29:17 [Preview] No.528318 del
>>528316
Good night NEET. Sleep tight.


NEET 05/26/2022 (Thu) 11:29:32 [Preview] No.528319 del
Nighty night NEETs.


NEET 05/26/2022 (Thu) 11:30:11 [Preview] No.528320 del
>>528319
Good night.


NEET 05/26/2022 (Thu) 11:30:13 [Preview] No.528321 del
Trying to communicate with normies
>https://youtu.be/gtnehMIdLMM


NEET 05/26/2022 (Thu) 11:45:38 [Preview] No.528322 del
I think instead of eating I prefer drinking and smoking.
I’m kind of hungry now but instead I’ll have some more sugar free bitters and durries


NEET 05/26/2022 (Thu) 12:05:29 [Preview] No.528323 del
Watched teh two (2) towers
Yesterday watched fellowshid of teh ring
Day before watched four (4) hour hobbert


NEET 05/26/2022 (Thu) 12:09:58 [Preview] No.528324 del
>>528323
Good films?


NEET 05/26/2022 (Thu) 12:15:10 [Preview] No.528325 del
>>528324
Worth watching every few years. At least until somebody makes a more faithful version


NEET 05/26/2022 (Thu) 12:18:24 [Preview] No.528326 del
>>528325
>until somebody makes a more faithful version
You would need an Elon Musk type person willing to stake big money and risk losing it. A true fan. Hollywood would never do it right.


NEET 05/26/2022 (Thu) 12:22:22 [Preview] No.528327 del
>>528326
We need to make our own /ausneets/ version.
Sauron will be Dan Murphy


NEET 05/26/2022 (Thu) 12:23:38 [Preview] No.528328 del
>>528326
I noticed in the credits tonight Weinstein and his brother were the backers


NEET 05/26/2022 (Thu) 12:24:29 [Preview] No.528329 del
>>528327
>Sauron will be Dan Murphy
Yes. Pure evil.


NEET 05/26/2022 (Thu) 12:24:42 [Preview] No.528330 del
>>528327
Quite a few NEETs have experienced getting their ring destroyed


NEET 05/26/2022 (Thu) 12:25:15 [Preview] No.528331 del
>>528328
All the actresses would have serviced him.


NEET 05/26/2022 (Thu) 12:26:28 [Preview] No.528332 del
>>528331
Liv Tyler was already famous, but Miranda Otto got her Hollywood break from it, so maybe


NEET 05/26/2022 (Thu) 12:30:36 [Preview] No.528333 del
>>528323
Evil only imitate.
The Bashki verion of the Hobbit was VILE


NEET 05/26/2022 (Thu) 12:32:56 [Preview] No.528334 del
Got paid. Boong desires. Just a 6 pack...


NEET 05/26/2022 (Thu) 12:36:23 [Preview] No.528335 del
>>528333
Everybody associated with that is now dead


NEET 05/26/2022 (Thu) 12:37:02 [Preview] No.528336 del
>>528334
No. Go to bed.


NEET 05/26/2022 (Thu) 12:38:18 [Preview] No.528337 del
>>528332
>Liv Tyler was already famous
They still have to do the casting couch to get a role I think. I don't know.


NEET 05/26/2022 (Thu) 12:38:35 [Preview] No.528338 del
>>528334
Don't you dare.


NEET 05/26/2022 (Thu) 12:39:21 [Preview] No.528339 del
It was mock cream in those buns. He couldn't even tell.


NEET 05/26/2022 (Thu) 12:45:28 [Preview] No.528340 del
>>528335
I am glad.
Very glad.


NEET 05/26/2022 (Thu) 12:47:35 [Preview] No.528341 del
>>528334
*not monk** But I got a six pack of heiny stubbies. Feel a bit better but still a bit rattled and just off.


NEET 05/26/2022 (Thu) 12:49:14 [Preview] No.528342 del
Cooking rice, going to have it with that can of special chilli.


NEET 05/26/2022 (Thu) 12:49:20 [Preview] No.528343 del
Smashed out the NDIS orientation modules,filled out some super forms etc and getting all the certs/licenses documents they want for proof. Something productive happened today.


NEET 05/26/2022 (Thu) 12:49:54 [Preview] No.528344 del


NEET 05/26/2022 (Thu) 12:50:12 [Preview] No.528345 del
>>528343
Well done.


NEET 05/26/2022 (Thu) 12:51:51 [Preview] No.528346 del


NEET 05/26/2022 (Thu) 12:54:04 [Preview] No.528347 del
>>528346
You have become another NEET of concern.


NEET 05/26/2022 (Thu) 12:54:09 [Preview] No.528348 del
>>528338
It's just a bottle of plonk while I watch my netflix show. A sophisticated red, a totally normal thing to do. It would be fine.


NEET 05/26/2022 (Thu) 12:55:37 [Preview] No.528349 del
>>528343
Good job NEET.
I've only been putting that off for 10 months


NEET 05/26/2022 (Thu) 12:56:14 [Preview] No.528350 del
>>528348
You are a bottle of plonk.


NEET 05/26/2022 (Thu) 12:57:48 [Preview] No.528351 del
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NEET 05/26/2022 (Thu) 12:59:25 [Preview] No.528352 del
>>528351
A spider and a slug.


NEET 05/26/2022 (Thu) 13:00:15 [Preview] No.528353 del
>>528347
concerned about me or concerned by my presence on the gen?


NEET 05/26/2022 (Thu) 13:01:41 [Preview] No.528354 del
>>528353
Concerned about you. Your presence on the gen is welcome.
Worried about your relapse into bad habits.


NEET 05/26/2022 (Thu) 13:06:33 [Preview] No.528355 del
It’s just his turn in the boong cycle


NEET 05/26/2022 (Thu) 13:08:41 [Preview] No.528356 del
Garn grab some chips and softdrinks tomorrow for an alcohol-free neet party on Saturday night. Any suggestions? I don't normally buy stuff like that so I flying blind.


NEET 05/26/2022 (Thu) 13:09:46 [Preview] No.528357 del
>>528356
Tell us more about this party?


NEET 05/26/2022 (Thu) 13:13:58 [Preview] No.528358 del
>>528354
It is appreciated.
I need to make some drastic changes. The older I get and the worse my situation gets the more I am prone to binge eat and drink. The void of lack of positive experience in my daily life leads me to fill it with the short term ups my bad habits give me. It's a cycle, that also feeds back on worsening mental health.

I will have to improve my situation drastically to be able to avoid this situation. If I got fit, joined some social activities other thangooning with a few friends every now and then, get out of this grannyflat and my parents hair as result. I don't tolerate loneliness well even though I have never been in a relationship. It would be nice to be able to attract a partner at some point, it would be good to have someone to provide mutual support when life gets rough and things are shit. anyone worth being with would not settle for me in my current condition. I hope I can hack moongherding and its a wage I can perform well at and not have a breakdown.

That is a lot to think about. Going to need to have another honest chat with the GP as a first step.

Just thinking out loud here.


NEET 05/26/2022 (Thu) 13:18:54 [Preview] No.528359 del
>>528358
Hopefully the mongherding is something that will have positive flow-on effects for you. You will meet a lot of new people.
Just make sure you stick at it when it feels hard.


NEET 05/26/2022 (Thu) 13:19:45 [Preview] No.528360 del
>>528357
The Arnold Schwartznigger moofie night.


NEET 05/26/2022 (Thu) 13:29:37 [Preview] No.528361 del
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Chili is good.


NEET 05/26/2022 (Thu) 13:30:04 [Preview] No.528362 del
>>528361
Another excellent feed.


NEET 05/26/2022 (Thu) 13:33:55 [Preview] No.528363 del
>>528359
>Just make sure you stick at it when it feels hard.
I need to be more resilient for sure.


NEET 05/26/2022 (Thu) 13:34:43 [Preview] No.528364 del
>>528361
Looks good. How much do you think that serving cost you?


NEET 05/26/2022 (Thu) 13:35:48 [Preview] No.528365 del
>>528358
That you recognise your problems is excellent mate. You seem to have a plan as well. All that is left for you to do is to follow it.


NEET 05/26/2022 (Thu) 14:00:10 [Preview] No.528366 del
>>528364
maybe $3.50.
2.50 for the can, 60 cents of egg, the rice is of negligible cost, 10c of yogurt, negligible pickle cost, 30c of vegetables.

Thifty NEETs are advised to make a huge batch of my chilli and freeze/fridge individual serves


NEET 05/26/2022 (Thu) 14:06:12 [Preview] No.528367 del
>>528366
I think you have perfected healthy eating on a sensible neet budget.


NEET 05/26/2022 (Thu) 14:09:47 [Preview] No.528368 del
>>528366
>Thifty NEETs
The best sort of NEETs.


NEET 05/26/2022 (Thu) 14:12:51 [Preview] No.528369 del


NEET 05/26/2022 (Thu) 14:14:37 [Preview] No.528370 del
Very strong anxiety and depression again.
Life a struggle.


NEET 05/26/2022 (Thu) 14:15:40 [Preview] No.528371 del
>>528366
Post the chilli recipe


NEET 05/26/2022 (Thu) 14:16:32 [Preview] No.528372 del
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NEET 05/26/2022 (Thu) 14:16:52 [Preview] No.528373 del
>>528369
How is your day going?


NEET 05/26/2022 (Thu) 14:17:02 [Preview] No.528374 del
>>528372
Thank you NEET. That is just what I needed.


NEET 05/26/2022 (Thu) 14:17:06 [Preview] No.528375 del
>>528371
1. buy can
2. take it home
3. open it


NEET 05/26/2022 (Thu) 14:17:31 [Preview] No.528376 del
>>528375
https://youtube.com/watch?v=7hF41qPkJxs [Embed]


NEET 05/26/2022 (Thu) 14:18:35 [Preview] No.528377 del
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NEET 05/26/2022 (Thu) 14:19:05 [Preview] No.528378 del
>>528376
Wee-ber
The real weber's cooking would put this bloke to shame.


NEET 05/26/2022 (Thu) 14:21:36 [Preview] No.528379 del
>>528376
Chef after my own heart.
I would boil the kettle and do it in 5 minutes but Americans I have it on some authority don't actually own kettles


NEET 05/26/2022 (Thu) 14:21:47 [Preview] No.528380 del
>>528378
This is even better:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ofoCaMU8wBY [Embed]
As he adds the plastic knife into the thing next to the rice it's just next level of gastronomy.


NEET 05/26/2022 (Thu) 14:24:26 [Preview] No.528381 del
>>528380
kek. Just some plastic for flavour.


NEET 05/26/2022 (Thu) 14:25:02 [Preview] No.528382 del
Videos all started playing at once.
cursed post
Then he microwaves the knife


NEET 05/26/2022 (Thu) 14:27:39 [Preview] No.528383 del
Here's one for advanced NEETs
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OpqYixcO5Tw
I do this sometimes and I can confirm it takes 15 minutes and you get a pound of cheese for a gallon of milk.


NEET 05/26/2022 (Thu) 14:28:06 [Preview] No.528384 del
>>528377
I might try it this weekend.


NEET 05/26/2022 (Thu) 14:30:34 [Preview] No.528385 del
>>528383
some of our neets make cheese passively underneath their foreskin


NEET 05/26/2022 (Thu) 14:34:15 [Preview] No.528386 del
>>528385
Stinky peckers.


NEET 05/26/2022 (Thu) 14:36:14 [Preview] No.528387 del


NEET 05/26/2022 (Thu) 14:36:43 [Preview] No.528388 del
>>528361
Do you use sumac?
What is it like?
I thought it was a chilli


NEET 05/26/2022 (Thu) 14:39:10 [Preview] No.528389 del
Good evening NEETs.


NEET 05/26/2022 (Thu) 14:39:47 [Preview] No.528390 del
>>528389
Evening neeto. What are you up to?


NEET 05/26/2022 (Thu) 14:41:11 [Preview] No.528391 del
>>528389
Hello.


NEET 05/26/2022 (Thu) 14:41:13 [Preview] No.528392 del
>>528388
I rarely if ever use sumac.
It's chili with rice, that's how it's normally served
It's a tex-mex dish so add whatever you like, tex-mex is no place for purists


NEET 05/26/2022 (Thu) 14:47:58 [Preview] No.528393 del
Watching the monument men


NEET 05/26/2022 (Thu) 14:49:04 [Preview] No.528394 del
>>528390
Commenting internally about John Goodmans poor acting and panting.


NEET 05/26/2022 (Thu) 14:49:47 [Preview] No.528395 del
>>528383
Huh. What kind of milk is that? I don't think "regular" milk is good for anything like that.


NEET 05/26/2022 (Thu) 14:50:40 [Preview] No.528396 del
>>528393
>the monuments men
6.1/10 on imdb. Good cast, but not worth watching.


NEET 05/26/2022 (Thu) 14:50:48 [Preview] No.528397 del
>>528394
You watching some goodman kino or just clips on YT?
He was good in the big lebowski.


NEET 05/26/2022 (Thu) 14:51:07 [Preview] No.528398 del
>>528394
>>528396
I missed that


NEET 05/26/2022 (Thu) 14:53:24 [Preview] No.528399 del
>>528394
>John Goodmans poor acting and panting.
The executive lifestyle.


NEET 05/26/2022 (Thu) 14:55:22 [Preview] No.528400 del
Ez az ürge odafigyel a részletekre:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=FsADWGuW5hc [Embed]


NEET 05/26/2022 (Thu) 14:55:50 [Preview] No.528401 del
>>528400
I mean he paid attention to the details.


NEET 05/26/2022 (Thu) 14:56:16 [Preview] No.528402 del
Might have a 5th wank


NEET 05/26/2022 (Thu) 14:57:16 [Preview] No.528403 del
>>528402
Get a hobby.


NEET 05/26/2022 (Thu) 14:58:43 [Preview] No.528404 del
>>528402
Excessive.


NEET 05/26/2022 (Thu) 14:59:11 [Preview] No.528405 del
>>528395
The dairy solids you get out of the milk is like (quality of milk*how well you do it)
If you get the temperature and acidity right you can get a decent yield.
You can also filter the whey to get a bit more, the whey is drinkable if you're a GOMAD CHUD.

Industrially they use a RO filter to get the dairy solids out
I can nigger rig various kinds of filters if the situation should call for it.


NEET 05/26/2022 (Thu) 14:59:19 [Preview] No.528406 del
>>528401
did you just switch back to hungarian unintentionally?


NEET 05/26/2022 (Thu) 15:01:08 [Preview] No.528407 del
>"The Tent Peg Statement" is centered around McCaffrey's 1998 private q&a session between Anne and a fandom administrator who was passing along some questions from some generic fanfiction writers [2]. In this interview, McCaffrey said that any man who engages in anal sex becomes gay, even if that anal sex was rape, and more generally around her depiction of gay people in the Dragonriders of Pern series. As proof, she offered an example of a man she knew personally who was "involved in a rape situation involving a tent peg. This one event was enough to have him start on a road that eventually led to him becoming effeminate and gay."


NEET 05/26/2022 (Thu) 15:04:48 [Preview] No.528408 del
I am off to bed.
Good night NEETs.


NEET 05/26/2022 (Thu) 15:05:40 [Preview] No.528409 del
>>528405
We tried to clot milk couple of times but no matter the brand and the promise how organic that shit is, the result is always taste like that plastic knife he microed. And cottage cheese is made of curd(?) and cheese is made of cottage cheese. I don't really know the exact terms. So my conclusion that any kind of cheese can only be done by non-processed milk (at home, in factories they make cheese out of anything).

>>528406
I was just posting on turul.


NEET 05/26/2022 (Thu) 15:05:57 [Preview] No.528410 del
>>528408
Night fella.


NEET 05/26/2022 (Thu) 15:07:59 [Preview] No.528411 del
>>528396
George Clooney and Matt Damon have some good chemistry. Bill Murray is okay in this.
They are all just playing themselves, it's not really acting.
John only gets one sentence lines.


NEET 05/26/2022 (Thu) 15:08:36 [Preview] No.528412 del
>>528409
>top thread was made two years ago
Good on you for trying to keep it alive. Slow boards/chans can be comfy.


NEET 05/26/2022 (Thu) 15:14:58 [Preview] No.528413 del
>>528412
I always want to post there in English. Sometimes when I chat with pals of different nationalities simultaneously, I mix up the languages. Most of the time I catch myself and retype the message before submitting tho.


NEET 05/26/2022 (Thu) 15:19:22 [Preview] No.528414 del
>>528413
>>528373
Perhaps you get sick of these bland questions and what did you eat for x meal posts.


NEET 05/26/2022 (Thu) 15:22:18 [Preview] No.528415 del
>>528414
Oh I forgot. I don't have any feelings about those questions.

>>528373
I'm sleepy because I got into bed after 2:30 am due to stream and had to get up in the usual time for stuff to do. So I'm gonna be groggy all day.


NEET 05/26/2022 (Thu) 15:23:45 [Preview] No.528416 del
>>528415
>I'm sleepy because I got into bed after 2:30 am due to stream and had to get up in the usual time for stuff to do. So I'm gonna be groggy all day.
I would tell you to have a coffee but is almost dinner time there. Are you a coffee drinker?


NEET 05/26/2022 (Thu) 15:25:10 [Preview] No.528417 del
>>528416
Rarely. I prefer tee. Which one is your poison?


NEET 05/26/2022 (Thu) 15:28:32 [Preview] No.528418 del
>>528417
Nice what tea do you like?
we mainly drink black tea with a dash of milk due to our anglo influences.
Coffee. I have one a day, max two. It used to be 3+ along with energy drinks but it massively exacerbated anxiety issues. I usually get a barista made coffee every other day at one cafe I frequent for its easy parking.

Is there much a cafe/coffee culture in Hungary?


NEET 05/26/2022 (Thu) 15:34:29 [Preview] No.528419 del
>>528418
My go to is black, with sugar and lemon juice. Sometimes green with same, or milk and sugar. Sometimes I add butter in green (with sugar, no milk.) Sometimes I drink fruit falvoured black teas, sometimes I steep rosehip, or mint, or nettle or lemon balm. Rosehip with sugar, others with honey (and lemon but not always).

Yes, cafés have long history, and many people drink coffee regularly.


NEET 05/26/2022 (Thu) 15:44:09 [Preview] No.528420 del
Do Hungarians identity with Habsburgian culture?


NEET 05/26/2022 (Thu) 15:48:06 [Preview] No.528421 del
>>528420
What's Habsburgian culture? But sure some probably have sympathy towards them.


NEET 05/26/2022 (Thu) 15:57:38 [Preview] No.528422 del
>>528421
I was watching a thing the other day and where Hungary is, was called Habsburg.
Just seeing if you know anything about it.


NEET 05/26/2022 (Thu) 15:59:32 [Preview] No.528423 del
>>528422
The Habsburgs were the ruling family for ~400 years.


NEET 05/26/2022 (Thu) 16:14:01 [Preview] No.528424 del
>>528409
So you start with milk.
heat it, add acid, add renet
This splits the milk into curds and whey
If you collect the curd and press the whey out this is cottage cheese
that cheese is pressed and cultured into all manner of other cheeses.
or you can heat and stretch it to make motzarella; which takes 15 minutes


NEET 05/26/2022 (Thu) 16:17:25 [Preview] No.528425 del
>>528424
What is rennet?


NEET 05/26/2022 (Thu) 16:24:15 [Preview] No.528426 del
>>528425
it's an enzyme that helps break down milk.
traditionally it comes from the stomachache of a lamb, fuck only knows how we found that out.
today we use a lab made copy, and you can but it in little tabs from the health food store or on ebay (which is cheaper)


NEET 05/26/2022 (Thu) 16:27:14 [Preview] No.528427 del
>>528424
Yes. When we let these processed milks clot for themselves, they tastes bad. Like eating rubber.


NEET 05/26/2022 (Thu) 16:35:36 [Preview] No.528428 del
>>528426
Cool, thanks. I was wondering where it comes from the other day.


NEET 05/26/2022 (Thu) 16:38:51 [Preview] No.528429 del
Watching a show called the strain.
It is a few years old, about a virus and the main guy works for the cdc.
Making me get out the tinfoil.


NEET 05/26/2022 (Thu) 16:40:37 [Preview] No.528430 del
>>528427
that can happen if you cook the milk by accident.
if you're using milk that's already been pasteurized there's no need to boil it.
raw milk is often boiled to preclude fecal contamination, which is hard to avoid where cows are concerned


NEET 05/26/2022 (Thu) 16:51:03 [Preview] No.528431 del
>>528430
>cook the milk
What do you mean by that? Burn it on the stove?
I meant you leave the milk "spoil" (real milk doesn't spoil just clots, which is tasty dish), you just wait until clots. No heat applied. The processed (pasteurized and homogenized one can buy on shops) milk if clots, it tastes liek rubber.
>raw milk is often boiled to preclude fecal contamination, which is hard to avoid where cows are concerned
That is absolutely horse manure. Couple of families in the neighbourhood had cows for a long time (others goats), a very good friend of mine is from one of those, spent half my childhood there. They always sold milk to the local residents. Never had any shit in it, never boiled it.


NEET 05/26/2022 (Thu) 20:04:50 [Preview] No.528432 del
Morning neets. I can hear one of my neighbours outside coofing. Flu or bat aids? Which is more common now?


NEET 05/26/2022 (Thu) 21:05:50 [Preview] No.528433 del
IGAY


NEET 05/26/2022 (Thu) 21:09:06 [Preview] No.528434 del
Slept very poorly last night, hoping for a short and easy day in the wage cage


NEET 05/26/2022 (Thu) 21:13:05 [Preview] No.528435 del
>>528434
I'll short and easy (You)


NEET 05/26/2022 (Thu) 21:16:04 [Preview] No.528436 del
>>528432
>Flu or bat aids? Which is more common now?
VAIDS


NEET 05/26/2022 (Thu) 21:32:23 [Preview] No.528437 del
>>528436
Progressive amyloidotic neurodegeneration


NEET 05/26/2022 (Thu) 21:50:02 [Preview] No.528438 del
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NEET 05/26/2022 (Thu) 21:50:48 [Preview] No.528440 del


NEET 05/26/2022 (Thu) 21:51:04 [Preview] No.528441 del


NEET 05/26/2022 (Thu) 21:55:49 [Preview] No.528442 del
>>528320
Thank (You).

>>528329
Well bantered.

>>528351
What does it mean?

>>528361
Looks nice.

>>528376
Informative, but I am not a fan of the microwave.

>>528380
He's struggling to breath.

>>528400
Microwaves are associated with ill health (heavy breathing) or in his case depression.

>>528414
It is an essential question.

>>528419
>and lemon juice.
I have never considered that in coffee.

You have an interesting mix of beverages, I wouldn't mind trying each at least once.

>>528432
Good morning NEET.


NEET 05/26/2022 (Thu) 22:12:59 [Preview] No.528443 del
Morn
Had about 3hrs sleep
Feel like buggery


NEET 05/26/2022 (Thu) 22:13:56 [Preview] No.528444 del
>>528443
>Feel like buggery
it's a sin


NEET 05/26/2022 (Thu) 22:16:22 [Preview] No.528445 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=J0KcOg9TiKs [Embed]


NEET 05/26/2022 (Thu) 22:22:09 [Preview] No.528446 del
>>528444
Crying shame


NEET 05/26/2022 (Thu) 22:31:55 [Preview] No.528447 del
>>528429
Watch out for the worms neet.


NEET 05/26/2022 (Thu) 22:34:34 [Preview] No.528448 del


NEET 05/26/2022 (Thu) 22:42:45 [Preview] No.528449 del
>>528438
I like the second one.

>>528439
I like all these Pepes.

>>528440
Cute.

>>528441
I like doge.

>>528443
Good morning NEET.

>>528448
Good morning NEET.


NEET 05/26/2022 (Thu) 22:45:40 [Preview] No.528450 del
going to get dressed and get some mondsters


NEET 05/26/2022 (Thu) 22:46:17 [Preview] No.528451 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=R5K46jjNGh8 [Embed]


NEET 05/26/2022 (Thu) 22:47:33 [Preview] No.528452 del
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NEET 05/26/2022 (Thu) 22:49:59 [Preview] No.528453 del
>>528450
One cherry ripe please.


NEET 05/26/2022 (Thu) 22:51:18 [Preview] No.528454 del
>>528452
I kind of get the need for guns, but I feel there is a bigger problem the debate leaves out.
>Police Have No Duty to Protect the Public
>>Though often unsaid in police reform debates, numerous court precedents have established that cops aren’t obligated to act in the interests of citizens.
https://prospect.org/justice/police-have-no-duty-to-protect-the-public/


NEET 05/26/2022 (Thu) 22:53:44 [Preview] No.528455 del
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 05/26/2022 (Thu) 22:57:57 [Preview] No.528457 del
>>528455
Good morning NEET.


NEET 05/26/2022 (Thu) 22:59:02 [Preview] No.528458 del
>>528456
Funny but sad.


NEET 05/26/2022 (Thu) 22:59:12 [Preview] No.528459 del
>>528450
might get another pie for brekky


NEET 05/26/2022 (Thu) 22:59:47 [Preview] No.528460 del
This thread is amazing: https://twitter.com/BrynnTannehill/status/1529812650716188673

Especially the cops deleting 18 minutes of radio scanner recordings.


NEET 05/26/2022 (Thu) 23:00:29 [Preview] No.528461 del
>>528455
Cold morning NEET


NEET 05/26/2022 (Thu) 23:00:59 [Preview] No.528462 del
>>528450
Can you get me a treat please?


NEET 05/26/2022 (Thu) 23:02:20 [Preview] No.528463 del
>>528460
So sad.


NEET 05/26/2022 (Thu) 23:26:05 [Preview] No.528464 del
>>528452
I wanna hear about how the police ignored the shooting and deported her.


NEET 05/26/2022 (Thu) 23:27:13 [Preview] No.528465 del
>>528454
No, cops are right to hold their position and call for backup if they think they're outgunned.


NEET 05/26/2022 (Thu) 23:28:22 [Preview] No.528466 del
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>>528464
>deported
not likely


NEET 05/26/2022 (Thu) 23:29:18 [Preview] No.528467 del
>>528465
Every cop car in Texas has an AR and/or pump action in the boot, in addition to their side arm.
This was pure cowardice and/or complicity.


NEET 05/26/2022 (Thu) 23:31:37 [Preview] No.528468 del
>>528465
Is this Twitter thread which could be pure speculation (>>528460) that if a cop called out asking for someone to respond and then someone did call out and was allegedly killed because of it. That is a dereliction of duty, as they started to act to protect and failed in their duty. That allegedly shows that in their response they have failed the community, to what point and what degree will be determined over time. It will be big court case going over years.


NEET 05/26/2022 (Thu) 23:31:42 [Preview] No.528469 del
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NEET 05/26/2022 (Thu) 23:33:33 [Preview] No.528470 del
>>528469
Probably just mexicans being mexican.


NEET 05/26/2022 (Thu) 23:34:25 [Preview] No.528471 del
>>528468
That particular county also spent 40% of its entire budget on Police last year. Hell of a return on investment.


NEET 05/26/2022 (Thu) 23:34:52 [Preview] No.528472 del
Anyway, that's enough from me on the matter.


NEET 05/26/2022 (Thu) 23:36:05 [Preview] No.528473 del
>>528471
At least they got a Racially Diverse police force out of it. Must be incredibly strong.


NEET 05/26/2022 (Thu) 23:37:17 [Preview] No.528474 del
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Don't feel like doing anything today. I'm such a fucking boong.


NEET 05/26/2022 (Thu) 23:38:31 [Preview] No.528475 del
>>528474
Have a shower, put on clean clothes, and go for a walk.


NEET 05/26/2022 (Thu) 23:43:27 [Preview] No.528476 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=V9jqM8vN_xw [Embed]


NEET 05/26/2022 (Thu) 23:47:03 [Preview] No.528477 del
>>528474
you are like this everyday


NEET 05/26/2022 (Thu) 23:48:04 [Preview] No.528478 del
I might do nothing with you.


NEET 05/26/2022 (Thu) 23:53:23 [Preview] No.528479 del
Good Morning Neets

It was actually sunny for a 30 seconds today. First time in weeks.


NEET 05/26/2022 (Thu) 23:55:21 [Preview] No.528481 del
>>528474
Go and sit out in the sun for an hour.


NEET 05/26/2022 (Thu) 23:56:02 [Preview] No.528482 del
>>528479
Good morning NEET.


NEET 05/26/2022 (Thu) 23:58:41 [Preview] No.528484 del
I might do you


NEET 05/26/2022 (Thu) 23:59:14 [Preview] No.528485 del


NEET 05/26/2022 (Thu) 23:59:41 [Preview] No.528486 del
YOU REALLY ARE A FUNNY GUY


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 00:00:16 [Preview] No.528487 del


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 00:00:35 [Preview] No.528488 del
>>528486
funny how?


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 00:00:50 [Preview] No.528489 del
>>528481
There's no sun
>>528477
I know I know i know


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 00:01:46 [Preview] No.528490 del
>>528478
Get to work Wagie.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 00:01:50 [Preview] No.528491 del
>>528481
>implying there is sunshine in clown world


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 00:05:05 [Preview] No.528492 del
Apparently May 25 marked two years crime free for George Floyd.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 00:07:45 [Preview] No.528493 del
>>528361
Any meat in that chilli?


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 00:09:00 [Preview] No.528494 del
>>528492
Sheeit.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 00:12:48 [Preview] No.528495 del
might be naughty later


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 00:13:08 [Preview] No.528496 del
>>528495
Resist the urges.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 00:16:06 [Preview] No.528497 del
>>528495
You better not.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 00:17:45 [Preview] No.528498 del
mornen fellaz
Groggy wake up for me. Gonna chuck some instants down the gullet


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 00:18:55 [Preview] No.528499 del
>>528495
do it now and get it outta your system. This is a board of peace.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 00:20:22 [Preview] No.528500 del
>>528498
Good morning.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 00:26:39 [Preview] No.528501 del
>>528498
Good morning NEET.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 00:31:15 [Preview] No.528502 del
Greasy anal sweat


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 00:32:04 [Preview] No.528503 del


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 00:36:35 [Preview] No.528504 del
>>528502
Bum Itch/Rash is in your future.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 00:41:38 [Preview] No.528505 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=rEB0zUPUr8o [Embed]

Thinking about shitey. Hope he found a misso and they go out for weekend coffee dates and day trips down the coast. I image he's probably moved out of the student housing flat and into a 2 bedder where the misso stays over half the week, has a collection of her clothes in his wardrobe and her skincare products in the bathroom.
Woe, we didn't deserve him.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 00:44:07 [Preview] No.528506 del
My shift has been cancelled due to low workload. On Wednesday they told me there was overtime on offer for Thurs and Fri, hmmmm.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 00:44:34 [Preview] No.528507 del
>>528505
>has a collection of her clothes in his wardrobe
Any high heels, yellow in particular? Asking for a mate.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 00:45:10 [Preview] No.528508 del
>>528506
Sudden economic downturn


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 00:45:29 [Preview] No.528509 del
>>528505
He has probably suffered a mental health breakdown and his life is in the toilet.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 00:47:54 [Preview] No.528510 del
>>528479
>>528482
>>528498
Good morning neets. I just scabbed a smoke of my boong neighbour.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 00:48:44 [Preview] No.528511 del
>>528510
>I just scabbed a smoke of my boong neighbour.
Sounds like you are the boong neighbour.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 00:51:16 [Preview] No.528512 del
>>528509
>his life is in the toilet.
He had a lot of potential. I can imagine misadventure to a degree but not that much.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 00:51:39 [Preview] No.528513 del
>>528510
Good morning NEET.
Get ready for the return favour when asked.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 00:51:40 [Preview] No.528514 del
>>528511
Fucken aye


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 00:52:26 [Preview] No.528515 del
>>528513
I was trying to scab off my other boong neighbour but he wasn’t home. He’s the one I already have like 10 smokes


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 00:52:59 [Preview] No.528516 del
>>528515
Already gave like 10 smokes***


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 00:54:41 [Preview] No.528518 del
>>528515
>>528516
That's a shame.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 00:55:12 [Preview] No.528519 del
>>528512
>He had a lot of potential.
The signs were all there. He never let himself be content. He was always obsessed with that hapa.
His anxiety ruined his relationship with miss kitty.
He ended up being a kept toyboy to a middle-aged hairy married Indian lady.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 00:55:38 [Preview] No.528520 del
Good doggo.
>I've decided to give up being a human and become a collie:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10856275/Japanese-man-spends-12-500-ultra-realistic-dog-costume-live-like-animal.html

https://youtube.com/watch?v=qeq8vyxEIrI [Embed]


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 00:57:28 [Preview] No.528521 del
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NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 00:58:15 [Preview] No.528522 del
>>528520
Disturbing.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 00:58:16 [Preview] No.528523 del
>>528519
Hopefully he comes back and updates us. It would be interesting. What you said is true I feel, but how it all ended up is interesting.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 00:58:48 [Preview] No.528524 del
>>528520
That shit was spooky this morning. Took about three replays on the front-page for it to click as I was mindlessly scrolling.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 00:58:59 [Preview] No.528525 del
>>528521
He talks a big game, but you'd only have to cut one of his fingers off and he'd tell you where exactly he found it.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 00:59:26 [Preview] No.528526 del
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Wew lads
Cloud operations analyst position acquired


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 01:01:17 [Preview] No.528527 del
>>528526
Congratulations!


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 01:01:26 [Preview] No.528528 del
>>528521
The mushroom king


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 01:02:16 [Preview] No.528529 del
>>528526
well done net


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 01:02:35 [Preview] No.528530 del
>>528526
Congrats neet. Hope it pays well for you.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 01:02:35 [Preview] No.528531 del
>>528506
The Flip probably made a sexual harassment complaint against you


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 01:04:05 [Preview] No.528532 del
>>528521
>"Good 200 pastas"
kek, economical kid.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 01:05:12 [Preview] No.528533 del
>>528531
now cloud engineer is back on, he can do it for real or even just rape her and drop a shipping container on her afterwards


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 01:07:16 [Preview] No.528534 del
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>>528525
lol

>>528528
Just look at the supermarket prices per kilo of dried porcini - no fresh stuff is sold.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 01:08:17 [Preview] No.528535 del
>>528431
well i dont boil mu milk, mor do i refrigerate eggs etc.
but i mention it because if you see this in instructions this is why- it's not part of the process.

When you split milk it only has to be around 31 degrees C, more than that and you start to cook the milk and that's what makes it rubbery.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 01:08:48 [Preview] No.528536 del
>>528517
I got snippets of it. A lot of effort went into it. I feel that it had many woes in it.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 01:09:58 [Preview] No.528537 del
>>528526
>Cloud operations analyst
So WTF do you do?


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 01:11:43 [Preview] No.528538 del
>>528537
Test and raise application bugs and respond to client requests/escalations I guess. Shit name for level 2 technical services


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 01:12:05 [Preview] No.528539 del
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NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 01:12:11 [Preview] No.528540 del
>>528526
CONGRATULATIONS AND BASED
I got knocked back for a graduate role this week. Good to hear others here are winning.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 01:14:39 [Preview] No.528541 del
>>528540
What kinda role/industry


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 01:15:14 [Preview] No.528542 del
Thinking celebratory goon


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 01:15:49 [Preview] No.528543 del
>>528542
Jesus.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 01:16:10 [Preview] No.528544 del
>>528542
you fuckstick


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 01:18:07 [Preview] No.528545 del
>>525201
>I had a binge on smoked salmon, pickled onions, lettuce and mayo sandwiches

Sounds like a tasty combo. Were the onions the little cocktail variety?


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 01:20:12 [Preview] No.528546 del
Are Royal Gala apples the best apples?


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 01:22:21 [Preview] No.528547 del


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 01:23:59 [Preview] No.528548 del
>>528546
I like them.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 01:29:31 [Preview] No.528549 del
>>528541
Cyber/security role, but it's very competitive for graduates to land those roles. I probably didn't answer a question as perfect because I am a mong.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 01:34:30 [Preview] No.528550 del
>>528538
>Test and raise application bugs
But not fix them?


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 01:34:55 [Preview] No.528551 del
>>528550
that's the devloper's job


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 01:36:48 [Preview] No.528552 del
operations analyst sounds like a quality assurance role


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 01:38:41 [Preview] No.528553 del
>>528526
Tell us their secrets


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 01:38:59 [Preview] No.528554 del
>>528545
Belated (You)
Thanks


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 01:39:27 [Preview] No.528555 del
Monk you fucking good thing.
Congrats mate, good work.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 01:39:47 [Preview] No.528556 del
>>528546
Golden delicious.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 01:40:17 [Preview] No.528557 del
>>528549
What sort of questions did they ask?


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 01:40:28 [Preview] No.528559 del
>>528546
Can't beat a Pink Lady


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 01:41:13 [Preview] No.528560 del
I find most apples these days are too sweet.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 01:41:16 [Preview] No.528561 del
>>528554
I couldn't stop thinking about it!


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 01:42:57 [Preview] No.528562 del
>>528560
They've been (((engineered))) that way by the dental industry. The saying 'an apple a day keeps the doctor away' is a ruse to get your teeth rotting.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 01:45:42 [Preview] No.528563 del
>>528561
I have two questionable slices left.
Got this too.
Probably will cause some greasy farts.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 01:47:39 [Preview] No.528564 del
>>528560
They're all too hard for my weak teeth.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 01:49:03 [Preview] No.528565 del
>>528549
Junior security roles do seem hard to break into, yeah. It definitely seems like a more mature kind of path that you'd need some foundation experience for, aka weber weberstein.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 01:49:30 [Preview] No.528566 del
>>528563
Freeze half.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 01:49:59 [Preview] No.528567 del
>>528550
We'll see, I won't be pushing code at the start thats for sure; >>528551


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 01:51:41 [Preview] No.528568 del
I've never blown my nose in front of someone. To me it's something that should be done in private, like wiping your arse.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 01:52:40 [Preview] No.528569 del
>>528563
Cashed up NEET.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 01:53:19 [Preview] No.528570 del
>>528563
>manipulated bulge


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 01:54:41 [Preview] No.528571 del
>>528557
-Reason to work there.
-One question about ethics that I stuffed up without a direct answer about reporting shit to supervisors, I think.
-Team work

I cannot remember anymore. It was among my better interviews, I was more confident as that was an issue last time I had one. It went okay, just the outcome was woe.

>>528565
>you'd need some foundation experience
Yes, and it's understandable. There are many areas I need to improve on overall, but I felt most confident in that area but I do need more experience. Anyone with experience will rank above me.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 01:55:37 [Preview] No.528572 del
>>528562
This is why I avoid fruit and vegies and snack on coke and chocolate all day. Outwitting the dental jew.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 01:56:09 [Preview] No.528573 del
>>528571
Didn't they as any technical questions?


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 02:10:24 [Preview] No.528574 del
>>528573
No, it was strange. I think they wanted people who could really bullshit and inflate their egos.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 02:19:39 [Preview] No.528575 del
>>528573
>>528574
I'll probably just have to work my way up from an entry position.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 02:34:48 [Preview] No.528576 del
The older girl at KFC called me love this time.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 02:35:32 [Preview] No.528577 del
>>528576
Did you tell her you love her too?


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 02:36:01 [Preview] No.528578 del
>>528576
Did you reply with
>tah love


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 02:38:08 [Preview] No.528579 del
>>528577
y-y-you t-too!


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 02:38:20 [Preview] No.528580 del
>>528576
the relationship is getting stronger


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 02:41:11 [Preview] No.528581 del
>>528579
W-ww-w-would you like to go out some time?


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 02:42:13 [Preview] No.528582 del
Desire to goon rapidly increasing


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 02:42:34 [Preview] No.528583 del
These fast food worker girls don't understand the power they have over lonely NEETs.
It should be part of their training. They need to teach them not to give encouragement to lonely executives.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 02:43:09 [Preview] No.528584 del
>>528582
Monk you fucking retard


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 02:43:37 [Preview] No.528585 del
>>528583
It's not just fast food.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 02:43:39 [Preview] No.528586 del
>>528582
That better not be you Monk.
If you are going to drink you may as well just call the new job up now and tell them to hire someone else.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 02:43:56 [Preview] No.528587 del
>>528586
We should do that on his behalf.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 02:47:03 [Preview] No.528588 del
>>528584
>>528586
Not me. I have a desire to choof though.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 02:55:02 [Preview] No.528590 del
>>528576
She wants you.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 02:55:37 [Preview] No.528591 del
>>528582
Stay strong.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 03:00:49 [Preview] No.528592 del
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NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 03:01:08 [Preview] No.528593 del
>>528576
>KFC
What did you get? How many Wicked Wings?


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 03:01:08 [Preview] No.528594 del
>>528589
Why though?


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 03:01:13 [Preview] No.528595 del
>>528591
first swig


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 03:01:36 [Preview] No.528596 del
>>528593
one (1) regular zinger combo


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 03:02:30 [Preview] No.528597 del
>>528594
Was hoping to get a free holiday to England. But it just doesn't work that way.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 03:06:13 [Preview] No.528598 del
>>528592
Tonights wank sorted?


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 03:06:37 [Preview] No.528599 del
>>528597
You might get a few months in accommodation with other refugees.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 03:07:04 [Preview] No.528600 del
>>528598
I'll be at Motherbat's tonight. No wanking until at least Monday.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 03:09:10 [Preview] No.528601 del
>>528600
Did Motherbat show appropriate gratitude for your assistance with her phone?


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 03:10:25 [Preview] No.528602 del
>>528600
Continuing to live dangerously NEET.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 03:10:43 [Preview] No.528603 del
>>528601
I'm taking it there tonight.
She had better.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 03:11:08 [Preview] No.528604 del
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NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 03:16:50 [Preview] No.528605 del
Coughed up a couple wads of coagulated blood.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 03:17:10 [Preview] No.528606 del
>>528605
Good night NEET. Sleep tight.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 03:17:22 [Preview] No.528607 del
Along with some yellow snot.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 03:17:34 [Preview] No.528608 del
>>528605
Don't go to a doctor or anything.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 03:18:06 [Preview] No.528609 del
>>528607
That's probably okay for now, as long as it doesn't change to green or black.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 03:19:43 [Preview] No.528610 del
>>528605
Its the choof.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 03:21:31 [Preview] No.528611 del
>>528605
Can't say I'll miss your cringe vocaroos


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 03:21:59 [Preview] No.528612 del
>>528611
At least he makes an effort.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 03:22:44 [Preview] No.528613 del
>>528611
YOU BIG FUCKHEAD!


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 03:22:46 [Preview] No.528614 del
>>528612
It's the effort we need!


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 03:23:06 [Preview] No.528615 del
I will miss the angelic singing.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 03:25:34 [Preview] No.528616 del
>>528605
Goodbye.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 03:37:51 [Preview] No.528618 del
>>528617
Good on him.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 03:38:48 [Preview] No.528619 del
I wonder if Labor will do something about the retarded Job Network system?


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 03:39:42 [Preview] No.528620 del
>>528608
It was coagulated, not fresh.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 03:39:48 [Preview] No.528621 del
Just drank my third big 500ml can of mother today. I feel fucked as. I want to go to sleep to make time go faster.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 03:39:57 [Preview] No.528622 del
>>528619
The Rudds wouldn't have been the only ALP members with interests in that system.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 03:40:15 [Preview] No.528623 del
>>528619
They said they will fuck off the basic cards for all communities except communities who want it. But who knows.

It is probably better than the expansion of the basic card, which probably would have continued under ScoMo.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 03:41:44 [Preview] No.528625 del
>>528621
What has caused this state you are in?


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 03:42:00 [Preview] No.528626 del
>>528620
It was mock cream.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 03:42:48 [Preview] No.528627 del
>>528624
Well vocaroo'd.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 03:44:17 [Preview] No.528628 del
>>528621
I'm in a coma now after a big heaping of fried rice followed by the 5th instant.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 03:44:28 [Preview] No.528629 del
>>528624
I am not him you are replying to, but I will continue to if they are not deleted before I get to them.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 03:44:49 [Preview] No.528630 del
The mock cream meme is not going to happen


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 03:45:17 [Preview] No.528631 del


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 03:45:53 [Preview] No.528632 del
>>528630
Not with that attitude.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 03:46:48 [Preview] No.528633 del
>>528623
>except communities who want it
this is code for whatever the local labor MP wants
the cunt in lizbef put his hand up for it without asking any constituents


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 03:47:32 [Preview] No.528634 del
>>528621
Conservative neets from good families only have one mother.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 03:48:46 [Preview] No.528635 del
>>528621
even I've only had the one so far today
thinking about the other one in the fridge though now


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 03:50:34 [Preview] No.528636 del
>>528633
I'd like to be able to volunteer for the card, stop me wasting money on junkfood


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 03:52:10 [Preview] No.528637 del
Could gar a couple fat juicy lamb chops cooked over flames.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 03:53:15 [Preview] No.528638 del
>>528637
Put a couple on for me.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 03:54:21 [Preview] No.528639 del
>>528633
>this is code for whatever the local labor MP wants
Correct, it's still sneaky as fuck. It is disgusting.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 03:54:24 [Preview] No.528640 del
>>528637
make sure the lamb is dead first this time


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 03:57:55 [Preview] No.528641 del
>>528617
>pink hair, nose ring

Wanna curb-stomp that cunt so bad!


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 04:01:33 [Preview] No.528642 del
>>528641
He could probably beat you up.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 04:03:46 [Preview] No.528643 del
>>528642
Most likely. My muscles have severely atrophied from laying in bed all day watching Youtubes the past year.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 04:06:05 [Preview] No.528644 del
just woke up
woe


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 04:06:22 [Preview] No.528645 del
>>528643
You need to compensate with skill what you lack in strength. Start watching martial arts videos on youtube.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 04:10:24 [Preview] No.528646 del
>>528644
what time did you go to bed?


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 04:11:26 [Preview] No.528647 del
>>528646
2AM.
But I wake up tired every morning even after 12 hours sleep


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 04:13:30 [Preview] No.528648 del
>>528647
a side-effect of being a societal loser


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 04:18:39 [Preview] No.528649 del
>>528648
>a societal loser
How rude.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 04:18:53 [Preview] No.528650 del
having a mondster


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 04:20:28 [Preview] No.528651 del
Howdy NEEToes, how's it go?


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 04:21:57 [Preview] No.528652 del
>>528650
Webby?


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 04:22:18 [Preview] No.528653 del
>>528649
s'okay, takes one to know one


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 04:24:15 [Preview] No.528654 del
>>528652
correct


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 04:24:33 [Preview] No.528655 del
>>528651
Henlo Shire.
Good, thank you.
How are you doing?


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 04:24:37 [Preview] No.528656 del
>>528526
Well done monk. You have been rewarded for sobriety. Make sure it continues.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 04:25:46 [Preview] No.528657 del
>>528651
Good afternoon NEET. Well yourself?


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 04:27:55 [Preview] No.528658 del
>>528655
>>528657
Doing fine, glad it's Friday, having a standard, also finally off those anti-neuralgia pills for my jaw.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 04:34:20 [Preview] No.528659 del
>>528651
Howdy BigDOG, miss your POV bike vids.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 04:35:44 [Preview] No.528660 del
>>528659
Yeah I hardly ride anymore, it's currently unregistered, need to get blue slip inspection for it, but I might just sell it.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 04:38:00 [Preview] No.528661 del
>>528660
You just don't have the time, or don't enjoy it anymore?


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 04:41:42 [Preview] No.528662 del
>>528661
Yeah don't really enjoy it much anymore, kind of lost interest, what I would like to do is get a 4x4 and get into camping.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 04:42:20 [Preview] No.528663 del
>>528662
Would Cindy go camping with you?


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 04:44:21 [Preview] No.528664 del
>>528663
Yeah she'd like to give it a go, just gotta stack a bit more cash and get a car for it, thinking of getting a 2015+ Subaru Outback, just something to be able to go down fire trails and rougher terrain, not hard core rock crawling offroad stuff.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 04:44:26 [Preview] No.528665 del
>>528662
It's pretty popular these days. A lot of the guys at the gun club have tricked out 4x4s and go away regularly. You can spend a shitload of money on upgrades and fridges and things.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 04:48:03 [Preview] No.528666 del
The NEET convoy was always an alternative option to a NEET commune.
We should stay mobile.
4x4s and off road caravans.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 04:49:25 [Preview] No.528667 del
>>528665
Yeah already looking at all the camping gear I'd like to get, might even get one of those little solar generator batteries that come with the solar panels.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 04:53:38 [Preview] No.528668 del
>>528667
Yeah, a second battery and solar on the roof is the way to go. They're pretty efficient these days, so you can basically run a fridge 24x7.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 04:56:12 [Preview] No.528669 del
>>528668
Been looking at this little thing, it's a bit expensive but it's no fuss, just hook some solar panels up to it and you're good to go.

https://www.bluettipower.com.au/products/bluetti-eb55-portable-power-station


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 04:57:21 [Preview] No.528670 del
>>528669
oh yeah
I think that john cadogan guy has done a couple of videos on that on youtube


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 04:57:36 [Preview] No.528671 del
>>528656
I can feel the heiny tallboys calling my name


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 04:58:09 [Preview] No.528672 del
>>528665
Anyone at the club you think could one day go postal?


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 04:58:30 [Preview] No.528673 del
>>528671
Keep the booze out of your fuckin mouth


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 04:58:41 [Preview] No.528674 del
>>528671
Steer clear.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 05:00:00 [Preview] No.528675 del
>>528672
nah
I think the losers that shoot places up are too screwed up mentally to join a club and act sociable


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 05:00:34 [Preview] No.528676 del


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 05:01:12 [Preview] No.528677 del
>>528648
>>528653
rude NEET
I'm spying on a friends friends homework, and may come up with the answer before he knows who I am.
Mike Ma has harassment architecture, BEAN NEET as fren Architecture.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 05:02:19 [Preview] No.528678 del
>>528670
Yep, can also charge them out with the 12v outlet on your car too which is pretty handy if there is no sun.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 05:05:02 [Preview] No.528679 del
jobactive dead
All hail Workforce Australia!


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 05:10:16 [Preview] No.528681 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=qIN8CyhYREM [Embed]


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 05:16:16 [Preview] No.528682 del
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NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 05:17:07 [Preview] No.528683 del
>>528682
some kind of gland problem?


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 05:18:11 [Preview] No.528684 del
BEAN IS BACK

https://youtube.com/watch?v=YQ1vN_91KO0 [Embed]


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 05:18:33 [Preview] No.528685 del
>>528681
I think the Hilux has basically failed this test since 2005.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 05:20:05 [Preview] No.528686 del
>>528684
That's Bee.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 05:21:59 [Preview] No.528687 del
>>528684
cringe


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 05:23:26 [Preview] No.528688 del
Satisfying sunset standards...


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 05:23:41 [Preview] No.528689 del
>>528684
Just bee yourself


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 05:34:33 [Preview] No.528690 del
>>528677
tl'dr; BEAN neet is NUTS


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 05:35:07 [Preview] No.528691 del
There is a very large furniture truck parked in the neighbour's backyard now.
Previously there was a camo army truck.
And before that there was a mobile dog-grooming trailer.
They generally sit there for a week or so and then are gone.
What does it mean?


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 05:35:53 [Preview] No.528692 del
>>528691
Might be stolen


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 05:47:51 [Preview] No.528693 del
>>528691
means your tin hat is a little too tight


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 05:48:41 [Preview] No.528694 del
>>528691
Might buy and sell cars.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 05:57:03 [Preview] No.528696 del
They installed a washing machine in the flat block. Someone has had their finished load sitting in there for like 2 hours. Shaking my head, fam.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 05:59:18 [Preview] No.528697 del
>>528696
Do you have room for your own one in your flat?


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 05:59:44 [Preview] No.528698 del
>>528697
Definitely not


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 06:00:39 [Preview] No.528699 del
>>528696
Leave a passive aggressive note.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 06:09:15 [Preview] No.528700 del
Waiting for my boong neighbour to come home and give me smokes. I get paid $1600 on Monday but I’ve got no money to buy smokes until then.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 06:14:51 [Preview] No.528701 del
>>528700
Boong lyfe.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 06:19:02 [Preview] No.528702 del
She's still winning Sperg

https://youtube.com/watch?v=hde1dY6wJ2E [Embed]


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 06:20:52 [Preview] No.528703 del
>>528700
The day I'm begging neighbours for grog is basically the point of no return for an Gooner. i'M still functional enough to manage a budghet .


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 06:25:58 [Preview] No.528704 del
I'm psyciatrically fucked and I should be on DSP.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 06:27:39 [Preview] No.528705 del
>>528704
>psyciatrically fucked
If you have the medical evidence for it, go for it.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 06:30:15 [Preview] No.528706 del
>>528680
>>528695

But isn't this all LNP?


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 06:31:20 [Preview] No.528707 del
>>528704
List your mental illnesses


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 06:31:29 [Preview] No.528708 del
>>528704
Get your mental illnesses properly diagnosed and then make a DSP application.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 06:32:26 [Preview] No.528709 del
>>528705
a psychiatrist diagnosed me with 'major depression' as a teen and nothing has changed. An adult life back and forth on SSRIs/GP's/Psychs/ etc. My job history is negligible comjpared to all that.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 06:33:44 [Preview] No.528710 del
>>528709
You will have earned some new mental illnesses by now.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 06:34:57 [Preview] No.528711 del
>>528706
Looks like it.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 06:35:00 [Preview] No.528712 del
>>528666
If only nuro still posted here, he could be towed along on his bike.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 06:37:10 [Preview] No.528713 del
One NEET tried to be discreet
Two NEETS a secret could not keep
Three NEETS gaze did o'erhead sweep
BEAN NEET is not nuts, he's just oblique


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 06:37:44 [Preview] No.528714 del
>>528709
I got on dsp with schizofrenia, borderline personality disorder, narcissistic personality disorder and factitious disorder. They left out anxiety depression and complex ptsd and I still got on it.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 06:38:57 [Preview] No.528715 del
>>528714
Always hold something in reserve, ready to deploy as need be.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 06:41:08 [Preview] No.528716 del
>>528714
>factitious disorder
That is my favourite one.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 06:41:59 [Preview] No.528717 del
Worked hard all week. Cognac acquired. Fortes acquired. Smoke acquired.

Based


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 06:46:52 [Preview] No.528718 del


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 06:47:16 [Preview] No.528719 del
😏😈🤭


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 06:47:54 [Preview] No.528720 del
>>528715
True. If they try to kick me off dsp later I’ll add on the ones they missed.
>>528716
How so? You mean your favourite like you have it? Or favourite like to see others displaying it?


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 06:49:43 [Preview] No.528721 del
>>528717
Based.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 06:49:58 [Preview] No.528722 del
>>528719
So it begins.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 06:50:49 [Preview] No.528723 del
Garn pub for dindins.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 06:53:11 [Preview] No.528724 del
Imagine sitting alone at a pub on a Friday night


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 06:53:58 [Preview] No.528725 del
>>528724
Imagine sitting along at home on a Friday night


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 06:54:16 [Preview] No.528726 del
>>528717
Perhaps we should thank you for not shitting up this place with soyjack spam this week.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 06:54:44 [Preview] No.528727 del
Imagine checking your bathroom and finding you're not alone on a Friday night


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 06:54:52 [Preview] No.528728 del
>>528725
the difference is people are looking at you irl


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 06:55:51 [Preview] No.528729 del
>>528723
Get the surf and turf.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 06:56:36 [Preview] No.528730 del
>>528723
You better not be the NEET with the contagious illness. Stay home, don't spread.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 06:57:59 [Preview] No.528731 del
>>528729
I will check out the specials.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 06:59:01 [Preview] No.528732 del
>>528730
A bit of disease across the public makes us collectively stronger.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 06:59:26 [Preview] No.528733 del
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(102.74 KB 820x813 Miranda.jpg)
They weren't all MexiMUTTS
RIP little angels


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 06:59:57 [Preview] No.528734 del
>>528732
You've been talking to Pete haven't you?


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 07:00:33 [Preview] No.528735 del
Cruisey took his black misso to the sports bar at the local RSL and she copped a heap of greasy looks from the local older biddies that hang around bumming smokes off the regulars once


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 07:01:08 [Preview] No.528736 del
>>528734
Cull the stock.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 07:03:05 [Preview] No.528737 del
>>528442
While you are at it you should try green coffee too.
I was talking about black tea.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 07:03:09 [Preview] No.528738 del
>>528731
Make sure none of the desserts have mock cream.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 07:03:20 [Preview] No.528739 del
>>528725
Don't think I've ever done anything else.
>>528727
I actually had a dream about this last night. Very worrying.
>>528728
I imagine they probably look at each other.
>>528732
t. monkeypox neet


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 07:03:56 [Preview] No.528740 del
>>528721
Thank you.

>>528726
Don’t you dare start spammer.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 07:06:56 [Preview] No.528741 del
>>528737
How goes it big fella ? Do you actually have any nice nature places to go to and recharge ?


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 07:07:35 [Preview] No.528742 del
>>528738
It's still from a cow.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 07:09:08 [Preview] No.528743 del
>>528737
>green coffee too.
How does one make that?


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 07:09:19 [Preview] No.528744 del
>>528739
You have been having some funky dreams lately.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 07:09:31 [Preview] No.528745 del
>>528741
Still trying to kiss his arse after he BANNED you for SPAMMING the board...


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 07:09:58 [Preview] No.528746 del
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>RECHARGE


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 07:12:31 [Preview] No.528747 del
>>528719
I see you hit up craig. I hope you will only have a few.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 07:13:43 [Preview] No.528748 del
I am not rewarding him with a reply.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 07:14:12 [Preview] No.528749 del
>>528732
Stay home.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 07:15:29 [Preview] No.528750 del
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Weber is there anything sexier than beautiful young woman smiling at you?


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 07:21:14 [Preview] No.528751 del
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RIP


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 07:22:27 [Preview] No.528752 del
Cinnamon, honey and cacao powder porridge for dinner.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 07:22:37 [Preview] No.528753 del
>>528751
I hope you're kidding after todays news of Ray Liotta.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 07:23:00 [Preview] No.528754 del
Shiban called a NEETs comment about cow poo horse manure once.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 07:24:49 [Preview] No.528755 del
>>528754
>cow poo horse manure
We should start a band called that.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 07:25:26 [Preview] No.528756 del
I watched Siege of Jadotville last night.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 07:29:08 [Preview] No.528757 del
I hope none of you have a surname that starts with O'.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 07:30:54 [Preview] No.528758 del
>>528757
O'Damn


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 07:31:33 [Preview] No.528759 del
I tried rescuing chimps from a research lab in Cambridge once.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 07:33:30 [Preview] No.528760 del
I reckon monk has probably just cracked the third can.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 07:34:13 [Preview] No.528761 del
Neighbour boongs are yelling and I heard a door slam


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 07:34:54 [Preview] No.528762 del
>>528760
I bet he cracked his 4th.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 07:36:03 [Preview] No.528763 del
>>528760
2nd
Old mate is almost here to join me


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 07:36:36 [Preview] No.528764 del
>>528761
Friday night is domestic violence night. Saturdays too.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 07:36:57 [Preview] No.528765 del
>>528763
You are a piece of shit.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 07:37:42 [Preview] No.528766 del
Going to hit the weights, I'll boil two eggs to eat afterwards.
>>528765
NastyNEETs will be the first over the top.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 07:38:36 [Preview] No.528767 del
>>528763
Make that 2nd your last. I hope he has not brought any coke over.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 07:42:17 [Preview] No.528768 del
>>528767
We are hitting the town


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 07:44:11 [Preview] No.528769 del
>>528768
the cas?


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 07:45:02 [Preview] No.528770 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=bJ9r8LMU9bQ [Embed]


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 07:47:10 [Preview] No.528771 del
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>>528751
Clint is gonna outlive many neets on here I suspect.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 07:48:05 [Preview] No.528772 del
>>528763
>old mate
Your kind isn't welcome on ausneets.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 07:50:50 [Preview] No.528773 del
>>528772
What's wrong with him saying that?


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 07:52:35 [Preview] No.528774 del
I have got the first two episodes of the new Obi-Wan Kenobi TV Series downloading.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 07:53:21 [Preview] No.528775 del
>>528736
Pete does not do his homework.
Nobody expects him to, but he will end up in trouble if he doesn't know who's homework he's copying.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 07:56:10 [Preview] No.528776 del
>>528774
Is this gonna be like bobba fett, but worse?


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 07:57:43 [Preview] No.528777 del
>>528764
Friday night is the start of shabbat.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 07:57:50 [Preview] No.528778 del
>>528776
We will see.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 07:59:06 [Preview] No.528779 del
>>528775
This is a 4chan meme that should stay there.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 08:00:23 [Preview] No.528780 del
>>528777
>shabbat.
Any relation to Motherbat?


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 08:00:39 [Preview] No.528781 del
>>528779
Meme police now.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 08:01:14 [Preview] No.528782 del
>>528773
I was only joking. Well, half joking.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 08:01:52 [Preview] No.528783 del
>>528764
That's just what happens on rutting season.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 08:03:32 [Preview] No.528784 del
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>>528777
Thinking of converting to judaism. It's the world's most intelligent religion right? Can't be all that bad.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 08:06:18 [Preview] No.528785 del
Big fart


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 08:07:08 [Preview] No.528786 del
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NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 08:07:20 [Preview] No.528787 del
Standards feeling kino


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 08:07:48 [Preview] No.528788 del
>>528787
I'm on my 4th red top, feels good.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 08:09:36 [Preview] No.528789 del
>>528788
Monk! No!


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 08:10:16 [Preview] No.528790 del
>>528788
How many more?


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 08:11:44 [Preview] No.528791 del
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NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 08:14:44 [Preview] No.528792 del
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Why must they keep tacking things onto star wars?
There are kids alive today who have seen the Mandalorian but haven't seen the original trilogy, just let that sink in.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 08:14:48 [Preview] No.528793 del
>>528787
When the standards cause your life to fall apart you won't be feeling so kino.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 08:18:36 [Preview] No.528794 del
>>528792
Star Wars is gay.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 08:20:49 [Preview] No.528795 del
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Might spend 6 months travelling around South-East Asia then killing myself.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 08:21:31 [Preview] No.528796 del
I wanna do a bdsm scene where I'm darth vader interrogating a princess leia.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 08:22:10 [Preview] No.528797 del
>>528796
I guess that covers the freaks with an incest fetish.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 08:22:19 [Preview] No.528798 del
>>528795
Do drugs and have threesomes with barely legal whores every night? Do you have the money for this?


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 08:22:22 [Preview] No.528799 del
>>528796
hmmmmmmmm


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 08:22:33 [Preview] No.528800 del
>>528795
I did it, would recommend


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 08:22:51 [Preview] No.528801 del
>>528789
I'm not monke

>>528790
2 more


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 08:24:01 [Preview] No.528802 del
I would have a voice changer to make me sound like james earl jones - I'd be 'NOW PRINCESS YOU SHALL WITNESS THE ULTIMATE DESTRUCTIVE POWER IN THE UNIVERSE' and unzip my pants.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 08:24:04 [Preview] No.528803 del
>>528795
Take a trip if you would like, but do not kill yourself please.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 08:25:02 [Preview] No.528804 del
>>528798
>Do drugs and have threesomes with barely legal whores every night?
Nah, just walk around, eat food and be alone but in a different country.
>Do you have the money for this?
15k of savings so far.
>>528800
I hope this place isn't your afterlife.
>>528803
I won't, too much of a pussy and I don't want to inconvenience some poor South-East Asian people.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 08:26:23 [Preview] No.528805 del
>>528804
>15k of savings so far
Cashed up NEET.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 08:26:41 [Preview] No.528806 del
Made it to Victor.
Has Monk really been drinking?


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 08:27:40 [Preview] No.528807 del
>>528804
Being a south east asian is already an inconvenience. Having some rich white dude OD during a coke fueled orgy with some local girls won't particularly bother them.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 08:28:27 [Preview] No.528808 del
>>528745
Um seweety the big fella did not ban me he rangebanned my ISP range on a whim because he “was curious” that me and IGA spammer lived close enough together to be on same ip range in an I’ll conceived last ditch effort to cure the blight that was on this board from some mentally ill cunt pest shit cunt.

It’s subsided now and I have volunteered my flags for removal also as a preventive action to stop this ever happening again. It seems to be working. Have beach shot. Just ordered Thai.

T. The sign formally known as prince Nuro


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 08:30:34 [Preview] No.528809 del
NURO killed himself after a cycling holiday in Thailand and returned to haunt /ausneets/


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 08:34:15 [Preview] No.528810 del
Back when I was taking benzos are they were making me suicidal I was planning a trip to go to japan, get or hire a gf for a brief experience, then go off myself in that spooky forest they have at the base of mount fuji https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aokigahara. That probably would've annoyed the locals in a nice organised country like japan. Benzos suck.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 08:34:15 [Preview] No.528811 del
Nuro ate all the dumplings.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 08:34:34 [Preview] No.528812 del
>>528806
>Has Monk really been drinking?
Yes. He is a disgrace.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 08:34:50 [Preview] No.528813 del
>>528809
Spooky


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 08:34:53 [Preview] No.528814 del
>>528806
What has Motherbat cooked for dinner?


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 08:35:02 [Preview] No.528815 del
>>528809
Codeine overdose?


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 08:35:32 [Preview] No.528816 del
>>528812
He needs to move back with his mum


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 08:35:40 [Preview] No.528817 del
>>528812
I'll not engage with him any further.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 08:37:01 [Preview] No.528818 del
>>528808
You chucked a massive temper tantrum over that like the cry baby that you are.
>Just ordered Thai.
With or without the sausage?


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 08:37:59 [Preview] No.528819 del
>volunteered to remove his own flags
>just uses another flag to attention whore


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 08:38:49 [Preview] No.528820 del
>>528814
Beef ravioli with a bolognese sauce and a Margaret River cabernet sauvignon.
I also had three slices of bread and butter.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 08:41:18 [Preview] No.528821 del
>>528817
Monk should be word filtered to a NULL character or space.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 08:42:01 [Preview] No.528822 del
>>528821
just word filter his name to mong please.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 08:42:23 [Preview] No.528823 del
>>528820
>Beef ravioli
Home made?


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 08:42:38 [Preview] No.528824 del
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Mong! No!


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 08:45:09 [Preview] No.528825 del
>>528823
Nah just a Latina one.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 08:45:43 [Preview] No.528826 del
>>528815
Crashed a rental bike.
His ghost will haunt us unable to return until someone pays the bike deposit and returns it's passport.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 08:46:04 [Preview] No.528827 del
>>528825
An excellent brand. I used to binge eat their lasagna trays.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 08:46:08 [Preview] No.528828 del
Leave Monk ALONE!


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 08:46:46 [Preview] No.528829 del
>>528817
Rude mate
Just a special occasion


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 08:47:13 [Preview] No.528830 del
>>528820
Sounds nice.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 08:51:54 [Preview] No.528831 del
>>528811
Steamed?


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 08:56:19 [Preview] No.528832 del
>>528821
I will consider its implementation tomorrow.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 08:56:51 [Preview] No.528833 del
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Down here at Stumers waiting for numo.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 08:57:37 [Preview] No.528834 del
>>528829
>Just a special occasion
Wagon?


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 08:57:53 [Preview] No.528835 del
>>528833
To sign the accord?


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 08:58:45 [Preview] No.528836 del
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Massive line up at Maccas


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 09:00:59 [Preview] No.528838 del
>>528834
Stopped for the night to gather fuel


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 09:03:32 [Preview] No.528839 del
>>528836
get me some chips please.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 09:05:50 [Preview] No.528840 del
>tfw no in a car full of fat stinky neets cruising around macca's and hungry jacks drive throughs all night, calling the drive-thru qt's "love" and binge eating sundaes all friday night


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 09:05:57 [Preview] No.528841 del
>>528838
What if it needs fuel again, tomorrow?


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 09:06:15 [Preview] No.528842 del
>>528836
One apple pie please.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 09:06:46 [Preview] No.528843 del
>>528837
We call them Elite Gooners here.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 09:07:10 [Preview] No.528844 del
Unsure if this chicken is still good.
Can't remember how many days ago I bought it.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 09:09:36 [Preview] No.528845 del
>>528843
Shit meme. Shit wordfilter.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 09:09:53 [Preview] No.528846 del
>>528844
Throw it out.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 09:10:24 [Preview] No.528847 del
>>528844
If it doesn't smell it should be ok just make sure it's well cooked.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 09:27:23 [Preview] No.528848 del
>>528833
oh i am gkad you saved enough money again to drive to DOGSHIT BEACH stay classy IGA

>>528836
cool story you absolute fucking loser enjoy your cheesburger you broke ass neet. Try harder next time BUSTER


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 09:27:59 [Preview] No.528849 del
>>528848
Nuro now that your flags are gone shouldn't you be gone too?


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 09:30:25 [Preview] No.528850 del
>>528849
It's just his spirit, a ghost if you will.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 09:34:48 [Preview] No.528852 del
>>528849
excuse me seweeeety i asked them to be gone and it took a few months of emails for the mods to actually DO EEEIIT

now once again Stanley is proving himself an d unloved fatherless homo bitch boy by taunting me by driving about 30 minutes to my side of the coast and getting some take away a few minutes from me trying to GOAD me

IGA IS CANCER

you almost stopped it admins.... good jerb


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 09:34:49 [Preview] No.528853 del
>>528851
Rating out of 10?


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 09:36:06 [Preview] No.528854 del
>>528853
Six.
It tasted alright, but mousse is always too insubstantial for my liking.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 09:36:26 [Preview] No.528855 del
>>528764
Every night is a friday night when you're a boong


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 09:37:33 [Preview] No.528856 del
>>528852
Noisey spirit.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 09:39:22 [Preview] No.528857 del
>>528844
It is usually better to just chuck it and take the loss than risk shitting constantly for the next few days


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 09:41:02 [Preview] No.528858 del
mong'd


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 09:41:17 [Preview] No.528859 del
Chicken expires on the 1st, got in satay sauce.
Should eat it with rice but I'm craving instant noodles.

Might just stir fry the rice while I wait for the satay.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 09:42:13 [Preview] No.528860 del
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Jumped off late from the coast, prolly shouldn't have stopped at A Lions RV park (Deserted), the IGA in Milkton, four pull overs to pee and fiddle with my mirrors. Also stopped to play bugle to some cows. Not happy with tone. Having a bland meal and some tea, fire's going, room warming up.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 09:43:25 [Preview] No.528861 del
>>528860
Any pie?


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 09:43:40 [Preview] No.528862 del
>>528859
She'll be right.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 09:44:25 [Preview] No.528863 del
>>528860
Those cows look mighty impressed


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 09:44:33 [Preview] No.528864 del
>>528857
I don't get food poisoning, I think the people who get it are failing to recognize risks rather than taking them.
Like one day out of date chicken- whatever.
cross-contaminate a chopping board- you're fucked.
>>528860
Your chances of being killed by a cow are low; but never zero


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 09:45:31 [Preview] No.528865 del
>>528860
Friday night dithering dimwit.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 09:45:35 [Preview] No.528866 del
>>528860
>Also stopped to play bugle to some cows
I hope they enjoyed it.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 09:46:25 [Preview] No.528867 del
>>528717
I thought you didn't like pot. What changed?


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 09:46:34 [Preview] No.528868 del
>>528860
>fire's going, room warming up.
comfy


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 09:53:15 [Preview] No.528869 del
Not as dim as IGAY's Gas-Light-ing
(You) know thats a cluster B trait,
As is stalking.
Which IGAY has done aswell.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 10:03:10 [Preview] No.528870 del
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Dry fried rice, then fried frozen veg and frozen sausage, then fried aromatics and djoubanjiang.
Then fried it all together.

Leftovers are now a feed.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 10:03:46 [Preview] No.528871 del
>>528860
Has sweetie been well behaved?


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 10:06:51 [Preview] No.528872 del
>>528870
Very nice.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 10:07:11 [Preview] No.528873 del
Wonder what damage monk will do tonight standard wise. It could be 25+ if he is going out on the town.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 10:07:28 [Preview] No.528874 del
>>528871
Sweetie has been good. I just put a blanket on her because she looked cold.
I am not the poster you replied to, btw.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 10:08:29 [Preview] No.528875 del
>>528874
That is good news. I hope it has been a pleasant evening so far at bats.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 10:12:01 [Preview] No.528876 del
That NEET thought Weber was playing the bugle to some cows.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 10:12:27 [Preview] No.528877 del
>>528873
Some day I'm going to have better things to do with my friday nights than listening to speculation on how much mong is drinking.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 10:13:17 [Preview] No.528878 del
>>528876
It's not totally implausible...


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 10:13:57 [Preview] No.528879 del
>>528875
It has been fine so far. I will probably go to bed at 8.30.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 10:14:11 [Preview] No.528880 del
>>528870
Looks great.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 10:14:27 [Preview] No.528881 del
>>528877
I hope so too.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 10:14:36 [Preview] No.528882 del
>>528873
I look forward to his Cas adventures in the futures.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 10:14:41 [Preview] No.528883 del
>>528879
Was appropriate gratitude shown for the phone?


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 10:15:35 [Preview] No.528884 del
>>528883
yes, although she is trying to insist she give me the money for it


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 10:20:16 [Preview] No.528885 del
>>528884
If it'd help her feel better, she could give the money to me.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 10:22:00 [Preview] No.528886 del
>>528885
You wouldn't take money off a pensioner would you neet?


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 10:26:09 [Preview] No.528887 del
>>528886
Done worse than that.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 10:26:19 [Preview] No.528888 del
Checkem


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 10:26:40 [Preview] No.528889 del
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Quads and all the shut-in neets here are going to have a chance to go out and party before the end of the year. Possibly even hold hands with a girl. Possibly. Digits don't disappoint.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 10:27:27 [Preview] No.528890 del
>>528888
You absolute fucking mongtard. Look what you did.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 10:28:00 [Preview] No.528891 del
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>>528876
I think we now have enough neets that can play an instrument that we can now start up the NEET band.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 10:31:37 [Preview] No.528892 del
>>528889
Thanks Pepe.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 10:31:41 [Preview] No.528893 del
>>528891
I can play with my own organ, can I join?


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 10:33:17 [Preview] No.528894 del
>>528893
You will have to do a solo recital in front of all of us to access your competency.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 10:34:53 [Preview] No.528895 del
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>>528893
Nail some bottle tops on it and you're in.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 10:39:26 [Preview] No.528896 del
>>528535
No. What makes clotted milk (curd + whey) rubbery taste is that it isn't really milk what can be bought in shops as milk.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 10:41:05 [Preview] No.528897 del
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NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 10:44:05 [Preview] No.528898 del
>>528897
I'll combo break you!


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 10:48:11 [Preview] No.528899 del
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>>528889
BAHAHAH HAHA HAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

stay shut in losers......


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 10:51:34 [Preview] No.528900 del
>>528899
Fuck off nuro, if you had any real friends you wouldn't be posting your bike here constantly seeking affirmation. All you've got is us.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 10:53:29 [Preview] No.528901 del
>>528900
Well said.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 10:57:12 [Preview] No.528902 del
4 watermelon white claws, a 'za and half a bottle of jack daniels tennessee honey, watching the footy lads.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 10:58:28 [Preview] No.528903 del
>>528900
He said he gone was gone for good after he got his flags deleted. He must not have any other social outlets if he comes crawling back and resorting to using IGAs flag.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 10:58:45 [Preview] No.528904 del
>>528900
Nuro's dead.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 10:59:56 [Preview] No.528906 del
>>528902
are your crows playing?
White claws are nice but way overpriced.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 11:04:14 [Preview] No.528907 del
> >528888
Well looks like the board is still a safe space for cluster B wrecker fuckwitts. I'll pop in next week to keep up your morale.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 11:05:19 [Preview] No.528908 del
>>528907
The show will never cease.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 11:13:05 [Preview] No.528909 del
Of the white women in brothels here, how many are Australian as opposed to foreigners?


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 11:16:10 [Preview] No.528910 del
>>528909
I dunno. Been a while since I went to the type of brothel that actually has white aussies there. There were a decent amount of euros as well.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 11:18:49 [Preview] No.528911 del
>>528600
Please clean her up afterwards this time.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 11:19:47 [Preview] No.528912 del
>>528909
Why be picky about such things?


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 11:21:29 [Preview] No.528913 del
>>528912
he may just be curious


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 11:22:24 [Preview] No.528914 del
>>527108
It was.
>>527189
Not surprising if you know the backstory, Balwyn is a relatively well off area, I've gone for walks around there before and there's nice houses on big blocks everywhere, also the school in question is one of the better performing state schools in the state so many people, mainly Chinese shell out big on property in the area so they can send their kids to school there, they're basically a state school for the rich that are too cheap to send their kids to private schools, they even wear blazers.
>>527203
I will always stick with my theory that the poojeeta's husband had something to do with his disappearance.
>>527252
Tasty platter.
>>527360
Yeah I wage and do uni.
>>527426
Are you an exec?
>>527559
>A new girl started today, shes absolutely stunning, light skinned indian I think, looks like a princess out of Aladdin,
Sounds hot.
>>527627
An ominous sign...
>>528006
Amazing.
>>528086
Nice.
>>528526
Congratulations man.
>>528702
I know, it's great isn't it?
>>528719
Oh no.
16 degrees today in Shitbourne, had an awful nights sleep last night, had a bit of nap around midday though which perked me up, going to drink some English beers I bought from Dan's and watch Better Call Saul, then bed.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 11:22:24 [Preview] No.528915 del
>>528911
I don't understand this post but it seems like it is probably vile.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 11:22:50 [Preview] No.528916 del
>>528909
I hope none of them are Australian.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 11:23:51 [Preview] No.528917 del
>>528914
>Are you an exec?
Yes


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 11:24:19 [Preview] No.528918 del
>>528915
Webby would never do such a deed under motherbats roof.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 11:25:05 [Preview] No.528919 del
Nighty night NEETs.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 11:25:12 [Preview] No.528920 del
>>528914
Good catch-up.

>Better Call Saul
I am all caught up now.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 11:25:33 [Preview] No.528921 del


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 11:26:39 [Preview] No.528922 del
I wonder if Possum is the starwars enjoyer neet.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 11:26:55 [Preview] No.528923 del


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 11:31:25 [Preview] No.528924 del
>>528923
A healthy size.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 11:33:42 [Preview] No.528925 del
>>528757
My paternal grandmother's maiden name does. Am I still allowed in the commune?
>>528756
Decent film that. I like the banter between the troops.
>>528759
I've been meaning to rewatch that but haven't gotten around to it yet. I like the way they modulate the film speed with the overwinding. Cute technique.
>>528791
SoyFree?
>>528808
>some mentally ill cunt
Hahahha, I wonder who that could be! haha
>>528819
When we first came here and it didn't have a flag it would put "N+" in the name field. There is no limit to how low it will go for attention.
>>528833
Don't go in the water mate. Lots of young men die from doing that shit. Especially whilst drunk.
>>528860
>fiddle with my mirrors
You naughty neet!
The bugle is impressive. Brass instruments in general blow me away.
Those are some nice looking cows too. I don't like seeing them scrawny.
>>528899
>stay shut in losers
<buro
m7, you're mum, sister, dad and step-mother have all cut you off.
>>528910
>decent amount of euros
That is unsettling.
>>528912
I'm not. It is like this neet >>528913 said.
>>528916
Yeah, but I suppose if they weren't they'd be Euros and that isn't heaps better. I don't like how comfortable most people are with the idea of women being compelled to go into that line of work for money. A lot of people act as though it is a cultural difference or mere coincidence that so many of the prostitutes, pornstars etc. in Europe are from Ukraine.
>>528914
Well caught up.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 11:40:31 [Preview] No.528926 del
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>>528922
Darth Possum, only you could be so vile...


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 11:40:41 [Preview] No.528927 del
What time is the movie night tomorrow?


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 11:42:50 [Preview] No.528928 del
>>528927
Do not quote me on it. Somewhere between 1500-1800 AEST. Shiibs will probably drop in shortly and clarify.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 11:44:31 [Preview] No.528929 del
>>528926
I'm looking forward to his review of the first two obi wan episodes.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 11:47:34 [Preview] No.528930 del
Also looking forward to an update from monk.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 11:51:05 [Preview] No.528931 del
I'm betting on fifo as the redemption neet now. I have lost faith in mong.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 11:54:02 [Preview] No.528932 del
Downloading WALL-E (2008).


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 11:55:06 [Preview] No.528933 del
Downloading iOS 15.5 (2022)


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 11:56:53 [Preview] No.528934 del
>>528932
I enjoyed it when we watched in on year 9 camp.
>>528933
Iphone enjoyer neet.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 11:58:23 [Preview] No.528935 del
>>528931
I'm on the standards tonight too. I had been complaining to a friend recently about how shit I feel. When I told him I was drinking tonight he replied "do you enjoy feeling ill?". A bit of wake up call to how retarded my behaviour is.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 11:58:40 [Preview] No.528936 del
>>528934
it on*


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 11:59:25 [Preview] No.528937 del
>>528934
>enjoyer
curser


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 12:01:33 [Preview] No.528938 del
>>528521
Nice bolete.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 12:03:11 [Preview] No.528939 del


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 12:03:41 [Preview] No.528940 del
>>528938
You seem to reliably pop in mid afternoon hungary time. You must be a busy neet in the mornings.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 12:04:09 [Preview] No.528941 del
>>528940
>busy
*horny


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 12:04:42 [Preview] No.528942 del
>>528941
You think he wanks half the day away?


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 12:06:10 [Preview] No.528943 del
Had a dream I was using a GM-6 Hiuz but it was in 12.7 Ruski.
Maybe this is an omen.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 12:06:54 [Preview] No.528944 del
>>528943
You must be webby.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 12:09:03 [Preview] No.528945 del
>>528942
Perhaps. I can wank a full day away. I can start at around 8am and just edge until about 11pm. Stopping only to take a piss and have a coffee. You can't stop to eat during such sessions due to the blue balls and you don't want food because the large amounts of coffee will cause you to shit yourself.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 12:10:04 [Preview] No.528946 del
>>528945
You are a disciplined neet. I have never been able to edge, I just keep going when I feel I am going to bust.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 12:10:24 [Preview] No.528947 del


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 12:12:14 [Preview] No.528948 del
>>528945
sounds awful.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 12:12:28 [Preview] No.528949 del
>>528947
I see. Being interested in guns but living in australia must be similar to having blue balls.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 12:13:16 [Preview] No.528950 del
>>528948
Imagine the post wank clarity and depression after being at it all day.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 12:13:35 [Preview] No.528951 del
>>528946
The position of leader of the commune will go to whoever can edge the longest.
The council will serve merely to distribute the power.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 12:14:41 [Preview] No.528952 del
>>528951
Any event to prove a neets ability in that respect would need to be drug tested. Dexieneets would have an extremely unfair advantage.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 12:14:48 [Preview] No.528953 del
going bed


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 12:15:47 [Preview] No.528954 del
>>528950
grog certainly takes the edge off that. I've gone on grog/wank benders for upwards of 7-8 days before. It is horrible to end one but the guilt for the first few days afterwards results in me cleaning the house up and getting my shit together a bit.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 12:16:04 [Preview] No.528955 del
>>528953
Good neet.
Night noot.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 12:17:06 [Preview] No.528956 del
>>528953
Good night.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 12:17:47 [Preview] No.528957 del
>>528954
>7-8 days
To clarify: I would generally cum at night and then go to bed, at the longest I would cum on the next night instead. I wouldn't go the whole week without cumming.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 12:19:33 [Preview] No.528958 del
If only possum could see us posting now.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 12:19:40 [Preview] No.528959 del
>>528957
Grog always killed any wank drive for me personally.
I sense you are the recent no fap streak neet. Are you still going strong?


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 12:24:37 [Preview] No.528960 del
>>528959
Yes, today is day 10 I think. I've been spending most of my time and energy on studying. The sense of achievement is critical for me to avoid the desire to wank. Focusing my energy on not wanking doesn't work for me. I just need to keep myself going with some distraction that makes me feel productive.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 12:26:30 [Preview] No.528961 del
I'm going to bed now neets. I've finally gotten my sleep cycle to a more respectable window.
Good night noots. Remember the movie night is tomorrow night.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 12:27:14 [Preview] No.528962 del
>>528961
Good night NEET.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 12:28:39 [Preview] No.528963 del
Motherbat put an extra blanket on the bed. It’s quite comfy right now.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 12:30:15 [Preview] No.528964 del
>>528961
Goodnight neet. congratulations on fixing your sleep cycle.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 12:30:36 [Preview] No.528965 del
>>528961
I wish I could unfuck my sleep cycle


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 12:30:54 [Preview] No.528966 del
>>528963
You deserve to be comfy. Do you have any outings planned with bat tomorrow?


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 12:31:24 [Preview] No.528967 del
>>528965
What time are you snoozing currently?


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 12:35:32 [Preview] No.528968 del
>>528920
Thanks.
>I am all caught up now.
I am still making my way through season 3.
>>528925
>Well caught up
Thanks, likewise.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 12:36:04 [Preview] No.528969 del
>>528966
Tomorrow morning will just be the supermarket and whatever other places she wants to go. Sunday will probably feature a drive and lunch somewhere.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 12:37:45 [Preview] No.528970 del
>>528969
That sounds pleasant. I hope you will take sweetie for a brief stroll at some point.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 12:39:19 [Preview] No.528971 del


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 12:40:15 [Preview] No.528972 del
>>528970
I’ll try and go on her 5am walk tomorrow. The weather is supposed to be yucky over the weekend, so I’m not sure I’ll be able to take her on the beach in the evenings.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 12:41:10 [Preview] No.528973 del
>>528967
2AM.
The problem is that I can't get out of bed in the morning and always fall asleep again.
thus I can't sleep at a sensible time, not tired


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 12:43:32 [Preview] No.528974 del
>>528968
>I am still making my way through season 3
Are you enjoying it?


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 12:43:52 [Preview] No.528975 del
>>528969
Get her the surf and turf.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 12:46:06 [Preview] No.528976 del
>>528972
I'm sure she will just appreciate the extra pats she will get as long as your presence on your walk.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 12:47:30 [Preview] No.528977 del
>>528975
I'm sure webby wouldn't think twice about it as long as bat would eat a decent amount of it.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 12:49:41 [Preview] No.528978 del
>>528977
She could take the leftovers home for another meal the next day.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 12:49:50 [Preview] No.528979 del
Ray Liotta died today. He is only 1 year older than my dad.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 12:50:18 [Preview] No.528980 del
>>528978
Or webster might polish them off.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 12:53:41 [Preview] No.528981 del
>>528979
Somebody didn’t do catchup…


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 12:55:36 [Preview] No.528982 del
>>528981
Just ctr+f "ray liotta". One hit other than my post. One post can be missed easily and I find a bit presumptuous that you think I don't do semi thorough catch ups.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 12:58:20 [Preview] No.528983 del
>>528979
People die a lot younger than that. Look at Warnie.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 13:00:45 [Preview] No.528984 del
>>528982
>semi thorough
Not good enough.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 13:03:25 [Preview] No.528985 del
>>528982
There was also the ‘you’re a funny guy’ post


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 13:04:12 [Preview] No.528986 del
>>528983
Yeah you are right. Warnie good life, I'm sure hes not fussed about it on the other side. Even people who take care of themselves can get struck down early. Why worry I guess.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 13:05:54 [Preview] No.528987 del
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>>528985
I only watched goodfellas the once. I am not going to get every reference. You seem to have very high standards for catch ups.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 13:12:36 [Preview] No.528988 del
>>528987
>goodfellas
It was a good moofie.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 13:15:00 [Preview] No.528989 del
>>528988
I hope you will suggest it for moofie night considering what happened.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 13:22:06 [Preview] No.528990 del
Monk might have already spent the money meant for the minimum payment on the slapper. We know what we gets like on the tables at the cas.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 13:23:44 [Preview] No.528991 del
>>528990
He is a piece of shit.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 13:25:27 [Preview] No.528992 del
>>528991
He has a problem with alcoholism. We can't excuse the relapse but I wouldn't go as far to call him a piece of shit. He isn't a bad/nasty person to his fellow neet.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 13:27:23 [Preview] No.528993 del
>>528992
I suppose you are right.
I shouldn't have said that he was a piece of shit.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 13:27:33 [Preview] No.528994 del
I have watched these as they drop every friday night since 2013 lol. I am a highbrow entertainment neet I suppose.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=GLMgiq5l-Yw [Embed]


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 13:28:32 [Preview] No.528995 del
>>528993
It doesn't necessarily reflect badly on you. Being frustrated shows that you care about your fellow neet.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 13:41:12 [Preview] No.528996 del
>>528995
I am going to cease caring about him. He just goes around in circles. In the end it just gives him attention when we try to help.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 13:42:52 [Preview] No.528997 del
>>528996
I think we have had a similar back and forth this year. Where you had the same position and we were both puzzled about what could be done.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 13:45:40 [Preview] No.528998 del
>>528997
The cycle has been repeating for years at this point. His cycle and our participation in it.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 13:46:48 [Preview] No.528999 del
>>528998
Yeah there is not much more to be said. The relapse did seem abrupt, he was doing very well.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 14:01:59 [Preview] No.529000 del
>>528993
Wise NEET


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 14:17:16 [Preview] No.529001 del
I asked weber if he wanted sugar in his tea and he declined, he said they already say he is sweet enough.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 14:21:17 [Preview] No.529002 del
>>529001
High blood sugar is what they mean.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 14:23:55 [Preview] No.529003 del
>>529002
well bantered comedian neet


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 14:25:23 [Preview] No.529004 del
>>529003
It was cruel I shouldn't have said it. I am a bad NEET.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 14:29:02 [Preview] No.529005 del
>>529004
Webby is a good sport. I wouldn't worry.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 14:30:05 [Preview] No.529006 del
I have watched Episode 1 of Obi Wan Kenobi and have started on Episode 2.
It is okay so far. Much better than Bobba Fett.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 14:31:36 [Preview] No.529007 del
I have downloaded the new episodes of Stranger Things too.
I had pretty much given up on it after last season being so shit but I will probably take a look anyway.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 14:32:04 [Preview] No.529008 del
>>529006
How have they framed obi wan so far?
Does he act similar to the prequels or is he more justed from revenge of siths events


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 14:34:23 [Preview] No.529009 del
>>529008
He is doing the depressed and disenchanted woe is me I failed Anakin and can't be trusted to do anything any more routine.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 14:35:31 [Preview] No.529010 del
Unsure I knew where I was going with dinner.
Instant noodle, fried egg, satay chicken.

It's time I got a recipe book out and escaped this rut


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 14:36:50 [Preview] No.529011 del
>>529010
Just go to KFC. Get the wicked wings.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 14:41:57 [Preview] No.529012 del
>>529011
You are leading neets astray by recommending expensive feeds.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 14:42:58 [Preview] No.529013 del
I must say, its funny and kinda cringe reading Nuros re-entry, if its truly him. He has zero ability to read the room. Autism at its finest.

>>528900
Once beau deletes his flags he'll be gone for good, because reasons!

>>528903
He has his cringey discord and other niche communities but honestly I think this is his main attention seeking platform, which has obviously been developed over years.

>>528930
Old mate came to my place. We sank some tallboys. Went on a bit of a mission but not into the heartland. His shout.

>>528931
Not intending to impress you. Best to FIFO, I can only hope to earn webbies forgiveness now.

>>528935
He's right. Even if you 'deserve' it. A mate has gone overseas and I know all the local pissups joints that tourists don't know. Somewhat cringe.

>>528990
I walked home.

>>528991
Fuck you, I didn't hurt anyone with my self-inflicted downfall. I crawled home to my folks, thats my lowest.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 14:45:27 [Preview] No.529014 del
>>529013
Whats the plan now standard wise?
back on the wagon tomorrow?


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 14:46:46 [Preview] No.529015 del
>>529011
Something about KFC doesn't do it for me.
It fails in what it sets out to do.

I would rather an honest chicken and chips, panko tendies with salad, or Korean fried chicken.
In many ways KFC tries to be all three and is an unhappy middle ground.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 14:47:21 [Preview] No.529016 del
>>529014
Is this a sarcastic post?
if so; rude NEET


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 14:47:32 [Preview] No.529017 del
>>529015
I know what you mean.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 14:48:15 [Preview] No.529018 del
>>529015
You must not live in WA or QLD. You wouldn't be saying that if your kfc had hot & spicy on the menu.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 14:48:40 [Preview] No.529019 del
>>529014
>back on the wagon tomorrow?
Effectively, yes. I made 19 days. It was well and good to sit on that familiar old stool but ultimately I know the mental carnage that awaits me. Probably not worth it.
It's all talk of course.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 14:49:22 [Preview] No.529020 del
>>529016
No at all. He seems to have had a conservative night in terms of relapses. He might be able to hop back on tomorrow.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 14:50:34 [Preview] No.529021 del
>>529019
The temptation is always strongest after tasting booze again. Keep busy as possible over the weekend to fight it.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 14:53:56 [Preview] No.529022 del
>>529016
>>529020
I have to face to my father in the early morning for home maintenance
Face the day. Easy.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 15:02:01 [Preview] No.529023 del
>>529017
I mean it's got three directions it could lean.
Could lean into spicy and be korean.
Could lean into fresh with the panko
Could lean into the NORF and be a quarter chicken and chips.

And yet it just sits in the middle with shit salad, heavy batter and tiny chips.
It's like the retarded cousin at a family funeral who resembles everyone in your family in the worst possible way.
>>529018
I order the hot and spicy whenever I go there.
>>529020
Well said, I'm glad I sought clarification.
There have been some nasty NEETs about.
>>529022
Honestly m8 if you fell of the wagon but aren't totally fucked you did OK.
Falling off you hit the shit pretty hard, drink like you used to, spew, feel like shit, despair, drink in the morning, then you're fucked.

If you avoided most/all of these things then don't worry too much, I fell off the wagon maybe 4 or 5 times.
Drink water, eat bread, back on the wagon tomorrow.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 15:05:32 [Preview] No.529024 del
>>529023
FIFO?...
Piss off with your bread


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 15:06:33 [Preview] No.529025 del
>>529024
Nah thats not me. I think its bean neet.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 15:07:03 [Preview] No.529026 del
>>529023
>NORF
North of the river?
chicken treat?


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 15:08:05 [Preview] No.529027 del
there might only be one other neet left that understands NOR and SOR


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 15:08:49 [Preview] No.529028 del
Thinking cas


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 15:09:36 [Preview] No.529029 del
>>529028
hopefully crown perth and not crown melbourne


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 15:10:19 [Preview] No.529030 del
>>529028
Eat some bread and go to bed.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 15:11:44 [Preview] No.529031 del
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NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 15:14:00 [Preview] No.529032 del
The new wage has operations in New York, NY, I could potentially go and shack up with the pooj or the latina or any other flavour.
The big boong energy might have been a bit of a mistake (innit) aye


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 15:15:36 [Preview] No.529033 del
>>529031
is rotisserie chicken quarter and chips even much of thing in the UK?
it is WA staple with based chickentreat


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 15:17:07 [Preview] No.529034 del
I am off to bed. Good night NEETs.

Star Wars watched. 7/10 - not great but may improve.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 15:17:13 [Preview] No.529035 del
Wish I could legit meet FIFO


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 15:19:35 [Preview] No.529036 del
>>529032
You need to visualise being a tech professional living in NYC deeply in your soul. At the same time visualise yourself ending up in complete boongery hell, living in a public housing block smashing a cask and some change a day in your earlie fourties with multiple serious health ailments. You will have heaven in front of you and be running from the hell behind you. Perhaps you could make a deep solemn vow to completely renounce the standards in pursuit of such a goal.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 15:21:09 [Preview] No.529037 del
>>529035
Same here. Maybe we could have a boong night in melbourne once we have both unfucked our shit.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 15:26:49 [Preview] No.529038 del
>>529036
A harrowing post

>You will have heaven in front of you and be running from the hell behind you.
A putrid thought. I'm not worthy of Heaven, I will never face it. I don't deserve such a paradise.

>living in a public housing block smashing a cask and some change a day in your earlie fourties with multiple serious health ailments
Forever without end, in a cell for a thousand years, my mind splayed across the proverbial wall, undue torture testing my adherence to metaphysics. Impossible feats. Woe


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 15:27:57 [Preview] No.529039 del
1:27 am neet reporting in. What the fuck do normies do to deal with insomnia


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 15:29:08 [Preview] No.529040 del
>>529039
1:27 is early. Have you heard of alcohol?


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 15:30:33 [Preview] No.529041 del
>>529040
I don't know if places that sell it would still be open. Haven't had a drink in a long time.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 15:31:37 [Preview] No.529042 del
>>529038
>I'm not worthy of Heaven,
God makes saints out of sinners after all. Never rule out a transformation, strangers things have happened. You might be worthy of the nyc dream if you humbled yourself and worked hard at the new wage.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 15:32:09 [Preview] No.529043 del
Had some warm milk. Maybe that will help. Need to find some comfy youtube vids to watch.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 15:33:11 [Preview] No.529044 del
>>529039
They don't experience it. Having a non terrible life with a partner, meaningful social relationships and some security protects from a lot of the woes that keep us up at night.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 15:46:19 [Preview] No.529045 del
New York got a nigger depressed


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 15:48:37 [Preview] No.529046 del
>>529045
>tfw wear a slug proof vest underneath my guess


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 15:49:22 [Preview] No.529047 del
Got a feeling monks polishing off whatever henningers were left in the fridge


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 15:53:07 [Preview] No.529048 del
>>529047
My new plan for monk - he should move to some islamic country where alcohol is illegal, become an expat cloud engineer.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 15:55:40 [Preview] No.529049 del
>>529048
the arab penisulla is the only place worth working as an IT expat. You can still buy piss there.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 16:04:49 [Preview] No.529050 del
>>529047
I am.

>>529046
Monk is the rebel of the street corner


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 16:05:36 [Preview] No.529051 del
The school dropout never liked that shit from day one


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 16:07:40 [Preview] No.529052 del
>>529050
>tfw no tech in the dresser


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 16:11:42 [Preview] No.529053 del
Heine's and Beck's!


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 16:13:26 [Preview] No.529054 del
>>529053
Fucks becks but I'm glad nas rated heinys


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 16:19:31 [Preview] No.529055 del


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 16:21:20 [Preview] No.529056 del
How can a neet hold heat but preach non violence


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 16:22:32 [Preview] No.529057 del
>>529055
Doom was an actual regular beer enjoyer.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 16:24:31 [Preview] No.529058 del
Just remember ALL CAPS when you spell the man name

>>529057
He was an Gooner, like us.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 16:27:53 [Preview] No.529059 del
>>529058
>He was an Gooner, like us.
Carking it at 49 isn't that bad. At least he didn't have to deal with the indignities of old age.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 16:29:17 [Preview] No.529060 del
>>529055
RIP DOOM
>>529056
speak softly and carry a NEET stick


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 16:29:55 [Preview] No.529061 del
Anyone else have a pair of 3/4 length Jorts back in the day?


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 16:49:31 [Preview] No.529062 del
>>529061
Hello.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 16:50:55 [Preview] No.529063 del
a bit chilly innit?


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 16:52:52 [Preview] No.529064 del
Might gar New York


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 16:53:07 [Preview] No.529065 del
>>529063
yeah its pretty cold in my town


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 16:53:36 [Preview] No.529066 del


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 17:06:31 [Preview] No.529067 del
Just remember ALL CAPS when you spell the NEET NAME


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 18:50:44 [Preview] No.529068 del
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So movie night. I guess it should start at the same time at 19 AEST. That way one movie will surely be available for both early bed goer NEETs and late arriving NEETs, and two for those NEETs who are on the gen 24/7.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 20:46:27 [Preview] No.529069 del
>>529068
Thank you, Big Fella.
Ragadozo has a nice ring to it lol


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 21:23:01 [Preview] No.529070 del
nuro is a gyermek ragadozó


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 21:27:19 [Preview] No.529071 del
Motherbat is making me a bacon, egg, and cheese muffin for breakfast.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 21:31:37 [Preview] No.529072 del
>>529070
Halott


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 21:31:54 [Preview] No.529073 del
Morning neeties. 72 hours between dexies now. No more withdrawal symptoms. I think I'm pretty much done with quitting them.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 21:34:39 [Preview] No.529074 del
>>529073
Good morning and good job, NEET.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 21:38:01 [Preview] No.529075 del
>>529071
Yum.

>>529073
>>529074
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 21:48:34 [Preview] No.529076 del
>>529075
>Yum.
It was pretty good.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 22:16:56 [Preview] No.529077 del
Feel like a couple potato scallops and a crumbed sausage from the servo


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 22:23:23 [Preview] No.529078 del
>>529077
The grease would be too heavy for me in the morning.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 22:23:53 [Preview] No.529079 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=LlfQu2YVelQ [Embed]


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 22:33:09 [Preview] No.529081 del
I saw a picture of Cindy standing on a taxi's roof at 2am with just undies and kinky boots on once.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 22:36:18 [Preview] No.529082 del
I hope bat is busy making breaky


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 22:38:26 [Preview] No.529083 del
>>529082
Read the posts you miss.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 22:38:51 [Preview] No.529084 del
>>528809
Nuro was the barely legal Thai princess Leia in that NEETs BDSM project.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 22:39:43 [Preview] No.529085 del
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>>529084
>in that NEETs BDSM project.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 22:46:29 [Preview] No.529086 del
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The absolute state


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 22:48:31 [Preview] No.529087 del
>>529071
God bless her


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 22:49:36 [Preview] No.529088 del
>>528833
Flag exchange in the toilet block.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 22:51:09 [Preview] No.529089 del
>>528840
I bet if we did it enough, at least one would say yes to a NEET romp.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 22:53:26 [Preview] No.529090 del
>>528856
Ghosts of Bec past.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 22:54:42 [Preview] No.529091 del
>>528860
Very nice pic tiffo.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 22:56:20 [Preview] No.529092 del
Bit chilly this morning neetoes


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 22:56:34 [Preview] No.529093 del
>>528874
>>528871
Wish Wombo would blow my bugle.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 22:57:26 [Preview] No.529094 del


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 22:59:36 [Preview] No.529095 del
>>528895
I tried to explain what a monkey stick was to one of the mongs a couple of days ago.
He laughed at me and didn't believe me.
Wish I could have seen the Bushwackers in the 70s.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 22:59:57 [Preview] No.529096 del
>>528896
And the cow poo.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 23:00:10 [Preview] No.529097 del
Fucking freezing here noots.
Day 11 of nowank I think.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 23:00:47 [Preview] No.529098 del
>>529086
Watch for the butthurt and outraged media articles when it fails to become a bestseller.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 23:00:55 [Preview] No.529099 del
>>528900
We are real friends


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 23:01:31 [Preview] No.529100 del
>>529089
The lancia would prove excellent for such an undertaking


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 23:03:08 [Preview] No.529101 del


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 23:03:57 [Preview] No.529102 del
Weber used to refer to his station wagon as his "shaggin' wagon" when he was but an undergrad at Adelaide.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 23:04:35 [Preview] No.529103 del
I hope beau doesn't restore its flags.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 23:04:52 [Preview] No.529104 del
ITs flags are now gone. Let us never speak of it again.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 23:05:53 [Preview] No.529105 del
>>529103
About two days to notice. Impressive.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 23:07:03 [Preview] No.529106 del
>>528961
This is very good news.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 23:08:50 [Preview] No.529107 del
>>529105
I knew before as I witnessed its breakdown. Don't be such a narky cunt.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 23:09:05 [Preview] No.529108 del
>>528987
Some NEETs are never satisfied.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 23:09:56 [Preview] No.529109 del
>>528993
>shit
cow poo horse manure


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 23:10:28 [Preview] No.529110 del


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 23:11:18 [Preview] No.529111 del
>>529007
I thought that had ended. I watched a couple episodes but couldn't get into it.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 23:11:32 [Preview] No.529112 del
ape gape


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 23:12:16 [Preview] No.529113 del
>>529007
Is that the one with the hideous deformed boy?


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 23:13:27 [Preview] No.529114 del
>>529019
That's a really good job.
You'd be hard pressed to find any NEET that could abstain from their vice for two weeks


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 23:13:54 [Preview] No.529115 del
>>529086
I reckon most sales will be to grown males


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 23:15:56 [Preview] No.529116 del


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 23:16:29 [Preview] No.529117 del
>>529083
I hadn't got there.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 23:17:58 [Preview] No.529118 del
>>529107
>I knew before as I witnessed its breakdown.
Nothing has changed and I doubt it will change.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 23:18:05 [Preview] No.529119 del
>>529102
It was a vk with different rims.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 23:18:46 [Preview] No.529120 del
You Nuro obsessed NEETs are why.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 23:21:30 [Preview] No.529121 del


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 23:22:10 [Preview] No.529122 del
>>529071
You are a lucky neet.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 23:22:34 [Preview] No.529123 del
>>529073
Well done.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 23:29:45 [Preview] No.529124 del
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>>529088
never happening
>>529100
never happening
>>529103
i removed them
>>529104
not a chance shitballs
>>529105
its always been a little slow
>>529107
breakdown ?
>>529118
but im not even here
>>529120
its nice being the most popular NEET

Good Morning NEETs


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 23:31:05 [Preview] No.529125 del
>>529124
Good morning NEET.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 23:34:30 [Preview] No.529126 del
*Most hated failed normie


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 23:36:21 [Preview] No.529127 del
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>529124


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 23:38:18 [Preview] No.529128 del
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Is this boy or girl?


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 23:41:24 [Preview] No.529129 del
Just ignore it noots.
Make Olive the object of your attention instead:
https://www.tiktok.com/@ladyjunimo?lang=en [Embed]


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 23:51:26 [Preview] No.529130 del
>>529124
Good morning neet
>>528994
I can’t watch these they make my bones hurt when people fall over.


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 23:52:49 [Preview] No.529131 del
>>529124
Why are you using iga’s flag when you asked to have yours removed?


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 23:54:42 [Preview] No.529132 del
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So many trannies, don't know which one to pick...


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 23:57:29 [Preview] No.529133 del
Have any neets tried adhd medication like Ritalin or adder all? I think I have adhd and I want to try out medication


NEET 05/27/2022 (Fri) 23:59:45 [Preview] No.529134 del
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NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 00:00:43 [Preview] No.529135 del
>>529133
Wow this topic has literally never come up before in the entire history of ausneets


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 00:01:03 [Preview] No.529136 del
>>529133
I am taking Ritalin. Apart from the faster heart rate, I have not had any side effects (I have had a full blood test in the past few months). The biggest issue for me is remembering to take it.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 00:01:10 [Preview] No.529137 del
>nuro uses a VPN
<iga doesn't
>nuro is in the same IP range as the spammer
<iga isn't
>posts under the nuro flag with nuros exact typing style have come from the spammer
>nuro knows how to edit gifs and shit
<iga doesn't
>spam is nominally anti-nuro but fails to exploit any of nuros insecurities
>nuro really wants you to believe that IGA is the spammer
>spammer spams at times nuro is awake, ends just before nuro posts, starts just after
Hmmmmmmmm. Considering we are dealing with a man mentally ill enough to shit in a pan and cook it in an attempt to make iga look bad, it seems reasonable to me to assume he is also willing to spam the board for ages in an attempt to frame iga and make people reflexively like him by having it be anti-nuro spam


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 00:01:57 [Preview] No.529138 del
>>529132
Even if Olive is Oliver, that is about the best we can hope for.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 00:03:02 [Preview] No.529139 del
30kg of toilet meth down the hatch


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 00:03:20 [Preview] No.529140 del
I miss seroquel neet.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 00:03:41 [Preview] No.529141 del
>>529136
Can you still cum?


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 00:04:27 [Preview] No.529142 del
https://www.tiktok.com/@sas.nooley/video/7069905279965515010 [Embed]


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 00:05:06 [Preview] No.529143 del
>>529129
The Colonel is the only object of my affection


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 00:05:18 [Preview] No.529144 del
Third poo inbound.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 00:05:25 [Preview] No.529145 del
>>529131
FUNNY INNIT


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 00:05:51 [Preview] No.529146 del
You faggots need to stop talking about erections and jizzing


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 00:06:09 [Preview] No.529147 del
>>529143
>affection
I knew I was a little bit off in saying attention.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 00:06:16 [Preview] No.529148 del


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 00:07:04 [Preview] No.529149 del
>>529147
Your tiktok whores do not deserve the word


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 00:07:11 [Preview] No.529150 del
>>529146
How about I massage your prostate? I bet you'd like that, wouldn't you faggot?


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 00:07:32 [Preview] No.529151 del
>>529149
of the week


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 00:07:52 [Preview] No.529152 del
>>529146
I always wake up with a strong erection on a saturday


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 00:07:59 [Preview] No.529153 del
>>529149
I only have one tiktok whore.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 00:08:59 [Preview] No.529154 del
>>529135
Sarcasm? I can’t tell because it’s just text. I’ve never seen an adhd topic come up before.
>>529136
Does it make you a zombie or give you more concentration?
>>529145
What did he mean by this?


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 00:10:59 [Preview] No.529155 del
>>529143
He is all we need.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 00:11:25 [Preview] No.529156 del
>>529154
>I’ve never seen an adhd topic come up before
Sarcasm?


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 00:11:40 [Preview] No.529157 del
I think a Weber tiktok dance channel would blow up.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 00:11:47 [Preview] No.529158 del
Third poo deployed.
Returning to goon cave.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 00:12:26 [Preview] No.529159 del


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 00:13:04 [Preview] No.529160 del
>>529157
He has the tits for it.
sorry wombo


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 00:22:33 [Preview] No.529161 del
Fourth poo en route.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 00:26:11 [Preview] No.529162 del
Dropped it. Hopefully I am all pooed out for today. This is getting excessive.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 00:28:28 [Preview] No.529164 del
>>529154
>Does it make you a zombie
It does to a degree, but it doesn't bother me but it might for you. I have missed doses and can continue through most tasks without it.

It also kills your appetite and that is a big one, as you still need to eat and plan to eat before doses sometimes without wanting to eat. That's probably the other side of it. A routine is a big must.

>give you more concentration?
It does help but its more the finer details for me and remembering those details. I could concentrated for hours on tasks before it, but I often got frustrated as I forgot minor but crucial details after a while. These days that is not as much an issue.

I would rather not take it, but it continues to benefit me. It is a discussion to have with your doctor.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 00:34:41 [Preview] No.529165 del
>>529137
Settle down there iga, nobody cares about your shit.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 00:35:07 [Preview] No.529166 del
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Think I'll start breeding guinea pigs for feed.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 00:36:38 [Preview] No.529167 del
Ok, garn coles to pick up some movie treats for tonight's arnie movie marathon. You neets want anything?


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 00:36:46 [Preview] No.529168 del
>>529137
fuck off IGA no one likes you
>>529165
well said


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 00:37:32 [Preview] No.529169 del
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>everyone is iga


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 00:38:48 [Preview] No.529170 del
>everyone is IGA


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 00:41:00 [Preview] No.529171 del
>>529167
30kg fat stogies


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 00:41:44 [Preview] No.529172 del
>>529167
Roast guinea pig thanks.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 00:41:51 [Preview] No.529173 del
>>529167
Garlic bread and fish fingers


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 00:41:58 [Preview] No.529174 del
>>529167
A wife


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 00:42:33 [Preview] No.529175 del
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>>529171
What brand do you smoke son?


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 00:44:25 [Preview] No.529176 del
>>529174
Is a used up 80s starlet ok?


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 00:44:49 [Preview] No.529177 del
>>529163
That last kot is spooky.


NEET 05/28/2022 (Sat) 00:44:56 [Preview] No.529178 del