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NEET General #56 - Doge Edition NEET 12/02/2019 (Mon) 19:56:25 [Preview] No. 53585
The Doge meme was a good one NEETs. Those were better days.

Old Thread: >>52585


NEET 12/02/2019 (Mon) 19:57:10 [Preview] No.53586 del
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SA Best A


NEET 12/02/2019 (Mon) 20:01:28 [Preview] No.53594 del
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Fat kike mark karpeles and mtgox took all OPs coins or at least a poertion. Fuck that OP they left the deposit window open, they stole people's coin.


NEET 12/02/2019 (Mon) 20:03:25 [Preview] No.53597 del
>>53594
dunno what you're talking about, are you that dumb zoomer seppo


NEET 12/02/2019 (Mon) 20:03:28 [Preview] No.53598 del
>>53594
Dogecoin will make a comeback soon.


NEET 12/02/2019 (Mon) 20:04:10 [Preview] No.53599 del
I am not a mong I just don't feel good. Worrying half the night has somehow turned into a sick feeling in my stomach.


NEET 12/02/2019 (Mon) 20:04:40 [Preview] No.53600 del
>>53599
What are you worried about?


NEET 12/02/2019 (Mon) 20:04:46 [Preview] No.53601 del
>>53599
you were drinking weren't you ya mong


NEET 12/02/2019 (Mon) 20:06:02 [Preview] No.53602 del
>>53601
I haven't had a drink since Saturday.


NEET 12/02/2019 (Mon) 20:06:20 [Preview] No.53603 del
>>53600
It's not important. I'll stop posting about it.


NEET 12/02/2019 (Mon) 20:12:23 [Preview] No.53604 del
>>53599
Time for another NEETSTRIKE.


NEET 12/02/2019 (Mon) 20:13:03 [Preview] No.53605 del
>>53602
I haven't had a drink for nearly 20 minutes.


NEET 12/02/2019 (Mon) 20:18:46 [Preview] No.53606 del
Good morning NEETs


NEET 12/02/2019 (Mon) 20:22:25 [Preview] No.53607 del
>>53606
Good morning.


NEET 12/02/2019 (Mon) 20:30:36 [Preview] No.53608 del
Good morning friends.


NEET 12/02/2019 (Mon) 20:32:33 [Preview] No.53609 del
>>53608
Good morning my friend.


NEET 12/02/2019 (Mon) 20:36:08 [Preview] No.53610 del
Me and the missus are going to put the Christmas tree up today.


NEET 12/02/2019 (Mon) 20:37:46 [Preview] No.53611 del
>>53610
That is nice. A real tree or plastic?


NEET 12/02/2019 (Mon) 20:40:05 [Preview] No.53612 del
>>53603
Are you the NEET who pood himself?


NEET 12/02/2019 (Mon) 20:44:23 [Preview] No.53613 del


NEET 12/02/2019 (Mon) 20:45:52 [Preview] No.53614 del
>>53613
Check again.


NEET 12/02/2019 (Mon) 20:46:08 [Preview] No.53615 del
>>53614
Well bantered.


NEET 12/02/2019 (Mon) 20:46:40 [Preview] No.53616 del
A bird just flew into one of my windows with extreme force. Scared the crap out of me.


NEET 12/02/2019 (Mon) 20:51:05 [Preview] No.53617 del
>>53611
Plastic, but it's a nice one.


NEET 12/02/2019 (Mon) 20:55:28 [Preview] No.53618 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=n5h0qHwNrHk [Embed]


NEET 12/02/2019 (Mon) 20:58:00 [Preview] No.53619 del
>>53616
What colour was the bird?


NEET 12/02/2019 (Mon) 21:01:15 [Preview] No.53620 del
>>53619
I didn't see it. I was expecting to find it lying prone beneath the window but it must have managed to fly off.


NEET 12/02/2019 (Mon) 21:10:57 [Preview] No.53621 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=medHT5Bpnt8 [Embed]

Fitter, happier
More productive
Comfortable
Not drinking too much
Regular exercise at the gym, three days a week
Getting on better with your associate employee contemporaries
At ease
Eating well, no more microwave dinners and saturated fats
A patient, better driver
A safer car, baby smiling in back seat
Sleeping well, no bad dreams
No paranoia
Careful to all animals, never washing spiders down the plughole
Keep in contact with old friends, enjoy a drink now and then
Will frequently check credit at moral bank, hole in wall
Favours for favours, fond but not in love
Charity standing orders on sundays, ring-road supermarket
No killing moths or putting boiling water on the ants
Car wash, also on sundays
No longer afraid of the dark or midday shadows, nothing so ridiculously teenage and desperate
Nothing so childish
At a better pace, slower and more calculated
No chance of escape
Now self-employed
Concerned, but powerless
An empowered and informed member of society, pragmatism not idealism
Will not cry in public
Less chance of illness
Tires that grip in the wet, shot of baby strapped in backseat
A good memory
Still cries at a good film
Still kisses with saliva
No longer empty and frantic
Like a cat
Tied to a stick
That's driven into
Frozen winter shit, the ability to laugh at weakness
Calm, fitter, healthier and more productive
A pig in a cage on antibiotics


NEET 12/02/2019 (Mon) 21:13:11 [Preview] No.53622 del
>>53621
I wanna fuck a spider.


NEET 12/02/2019 (Mon) 21:39:29 [Preview] No.53624 del
>>53623
You are getting married?


NEET 12/02/2019 (Mon) 21:41:02 [Preview] No.53625 del
>>53624
A cat tied to a stick.


NEET 12/02/2019 (Mon) 21:42:22 [Preview] No.53626 del
Motherbot is coming to stay for 9 days today.


NEET 12/02/2019 (Mon) 21:42:48 [Preview] No.53627 del
>>53623
>(‘X’ refers to indeterminate/intersex/unspecified)


NEET 12/02/2019 (Mon) 21:43:47 [Preview] No.53628 del
>>53625
Tell us more.


NEET 12/02/2019 (Mon) 21:44:01 [Preview] No.53629 del
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ABSOLUTE TOP LAD


NEET 12/02/2019 (Mon) 21:45:03 [Preview] No.53630 del
>>53624
I always thought it would be 10k to get married first


NEET 12/02/2019 (Mon) 21:46:02 [Preview] No.53631 del
>>53630
He was married once.


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NEET 12/02/2019 (Mon) 22:15:55 [Preview] No.53633 del
I always thought I'd get married.
Then became a teenager and realised I was never going to be accepted by anybody.


NEET 12/02/2019 (Mon) 22:21:41 [Preview] No.53634 del


NEET 12/02/2019 (Mon) 22:25:31 [Preview] No.53635 del
>>53633
I accept you


NEET 12/02/2019 (Mon) 22:44:41 [Preview] No.53636 del
What happened to the neet here the other day who announced he was going to wind back his coffee consumption? Did he succeed?


NEET 12/02/2019 (Mon) 22:47:39 [Preview] No.53637 del
>>53636
He posted this morning about his last cup for the day or something.


NEET 12/02/2019 (Mon) 22:52:27 [Preview] No.53638 del
>>53637
No, that was me. I was wondering what had happened to the neets who have taken this path before me. Like, did their hearts slow down and eventually stop from lack of stimulants?


NEET 12/02/2019 (Mon) 23:21:06 [Preview] No.53639 del
>>53636
>>53637
>>53638
That was me. Yesterday was supposed to be my first day cold turkey, but I went to Coles in the morning and I was a bit worried about getting withdrawals so I bought a 750ml Dare iced coffee, and then for good measure I grabbed two 1.25l bottles of Pepsi.

I drank the Dare yesterday and most of one Pepsi. I am having the remaining Pepsi today. So tomorrow is going to be my first real caffeine free day now.

I will let you know how I go.


NEET 12/02/2019 (Mon) 23:26:17 [Preview] No.53640 del
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Cruisey and Possum's NEET-up.


NEET 12/02/2019 (Mon) 23:29:58 [Preview] No.53641 del
>>53640
Didn't know Posso had face tatts.


NEET 12/02/2019 (Mon) 23:33:12 [Preview] No.53642 del
>>53641
There is a lot you don't know.


NEET 12/02/2019 (Mon) 23:39:29 [Preview] No.53643 del
>>53642
Hmmmm


NEET 12/02/2019 (Mon) 23:47:12 [Preview] No.53644 del
Waged woes


NEET 12/02/2019 (Mon) 23:54:09 [Preview] No.53645 del
>>53641
Well it's good to see him drug free


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 00:02:00 [Preview] No.53646 del
>>53642
He also has a pepe tattoo on his fist


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 00:07:48 [Preview] No.53647 del
Neets, have any of you actually purchased an ebook before? I want something I can't find on any filesharing sites. Are you forced to read it on those gay ebook readers? I'd really prefer to use my big screen tv.


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 00:08:21 [Preview] No.53648 del
Might major in network security.


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 00:08:45 [Preview] No.53649 del
>>53647
>I want something I can't find on any filesharing sites
What is it? Someone else might be able to find it for you.


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 00:11:46 [Preview] No.53650 del
>>53647
have you tried here? https://b-ok.org/


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 00:12:00 [Preview] No.53651 del
>>53647
How bad is your eyesight that you need a 60" TV to read a book?


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 00:12:20 [Preview] No.53652 del
>>53647
I bought one from Amazon once. I use Calibre library program to push it onto the Kindle that I bought when Dick Smiths was around. I have other PDFs I synced onto it. You can add a DRM removal add-on that converts documents haphazardly but makes them readable.


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 00:13:49 [Preview] No.53653 del
>>53651
75", actually.


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 00:14:17 [Preview] No.53654 del
>>53652
Could you read it on your computer via calibre?


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 00:14:19 [Preview] No.53655 del
>>53647
>>53652
Also risk Google and go to those random sites. Sometimes they are not malicious as long as it does not redirect you to download .exe site. I have found some books using it but it took about half an hour but I saved money so it worked out.


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 00:16:23 [Preview] No.53656 del
>>53649
Return to Magonia by Chris Aubeck and Martin Shough
>>53650
Yes I did, and every other site I could think of. The only place I haven't tried yet that I can think of is irc/discord.


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 00:16:29 [Preview] No.53657 del
>>53655
Non-PDFs seem to use an inbuilt viewer. It seems clunky. Most of my documents are PDF and open Adobe Reader. As long as the title isn't DRM locked just use the bloatware reader software the company supplies. It would have better functionality.


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NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 00:21:49 [Preview] No.53659 del
>>53656
Not a very popular book being stocked many places. My local library and the State library didn't have it. I check torrent sites and NZB index sites but found nothing.


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 00:23:03 [Preview] No.53660 del
My banjo arrived at Adelaide Airport this morning. I bet they don't deliver it today.


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 00:24:45 [Preview] No.53661 del
>>53660
Ring up and tell if they don't deliver it today you'll want your money back from the guarantee.


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 00:26:05 [Preview] No.53662 del
>>53660
How long has this arc been going for now?


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 00:28:01 [Preview] No.53663 del
>>53660
Has to get through customs now


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 00:28:39 [Preview] No.53664 del
>>53662
Long enough that a book deal and concept album about it are in the works.


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 00:30:42 [Preview] No.53665 del
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NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 00:35:00 [Preview] No.53667 del
>>53663
I did that at Sydney, and I paid the duties before it left mainland USA.

>>53662
Purchase was made on the 20th. Shipped on the 26th. Admittedly they had to do some setup and railroad spike installation, but still quite a delay.

>>53661
LOL Fedex won't give two hoots. They'll say to take that up with the vendor. I just want it to arrive in one piece.


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 00:35:23 [Preview] No.53668 del
>>53667
>I did that at Sydney
It*


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>>53606
>>53607
>>53608
>>53609

Bodacious Morning Neets.

COWABUNGA


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 00:42:54 [Preview] No.53670 del
>>53667
Do you already know how to play the banjo? I've considered buying a mandolin from my local music store.


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 00:43:52 [Preview] No.53672 del
>>53669
Good morning.


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 00:44:08 [Preview] No.53673 del
>>53671
Where do I get that shirt?


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 00:46:17 [Preview] No.53675 del
>>53674
Wasn't today the guaranteed by delivery date today?


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 00:46:29 [Preview] No.53676 del
>>53673
Googling "deplorable lives matter T-shirt" would be a good start m8.


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 00:48:31 [Preview] No.53677 del
>>53676
>would be a good start m8
You think too highly of me to take that initial step.


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 00:50:20 [Preview] No.53678 del
>>53672
>>53671
what are we up to today ? im about to drop a fox shock off for servicing and do some shopping, might grab some Hungy Jacks with Dad.


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 00:50:33 [Preview] No.53679 del
I've thought about getting a hurdy gurdy.


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 00:52:24 [Preview] No.53680 del
>>53679
Same. Fucking expensive and loud though, I don't want to piss off the neighbours with my shitty attempts at playing it.


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 00:52:39 [Preview] No.53681 del
>>53670
I did a 5 week WEA course in October/November 2018, and the commenced weekly lessons on February 4.

I do not consider myself anything other than an absolute beginner, so would not dare tell somebody that I played the banjo.

Last night she said I should be "proud" of my progress thus far.

Mandolin is probably fun to learn. I imagine it comes with some similar difficulties to the banjo with regard to how narrow the neck is. Although at least you can flat pick a mandolin and don't have to worry about rolls and right hand patterns.


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 00:52:57 [Preview] No.53682 del
>>53678
Learning more Python fundamentals. Already had lunch and tried those new El Maco Mozzarella sticks. The sauce was not bad but the sticks were virtually tasteless.


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 00:54:23 [Preview] No.53683 del
>>53681
>Last night she said I should be "proud" of my progress thus far.
You should be for committing to it for this long. Even if you only learned a little you have mostly committed to the lessons.


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 00:54:35 [Preview] No.53684 del
>>53675
I originally I paid for 4 day guaranteed delivery. The vendor then refunded me about $70 USD from the shipping cost and it showed up as international economy or some shit. Chuck in Thanks Giving and weekends and shit and it has blown out.


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 00:56:45 [Preview] No.53685 del
>>53681
I'll most likely buy a keyboard though, since I used to play keyboard between grades 2-9 but stopped due to a mixture of being a dipshit teenager and depression.


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 00:58:16 [Preview] No.53686 del
>>53684
>as international economy or some shit
Yeah that is take it as it comes class of postage. They push guaranteed delivery parcels onto the next flights while the economy parcels wait for their turn.


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 01:01:07 [Preview] No.53687 del
NEET SKEET


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 01:01:24 [Preview] No.53688 del
Skeet all over the walls


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 01:02:19 [Preview] No.53689 del
Skeet all over the dog


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 01:02:49 [Preview] No.53690 del
Skeet all over the granny


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 01:03:07 [Preview] No.53691 del
Skeet all over the tranny


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 01:03:41 [Preview] No.53692 del
I hear shire gets paid to play with trannies. Getting them all nice and oily.


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 01:03:44 [Preview] No.53693 del
>>53683
Things then took a turn for the worse when she asked if I was at her gig out North on Sunday and why I slunk out after 45 minutes without speaking to her or her parents and I had to explain that I became anxious and hid in the corner.
Then like a dipshit I pulled out her Xmas card and gift and exited stage left.
Then she texted me about said card and gift late last night and I ignored it and replied this morning. Asked her to apologise to her parents for me and said I'll stay away from now on because I know I make her uncomfortable.


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 01:04:37 [Preview] No.53694 del
>>53685
That's not a bad idea. You can get quite good keyboards for reasonable money these days from what I've seen.


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 01:04:52 [Preview] No.53695 del
YEET YEET LET ME SUCK YOUR FEET FEET


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 01:07:40 [Preview] No.53696 del
>>53693
>I know I make her uncomfortable.
I don't know what to say as I don't have the best level of experience but putting in place reasonable barriers might be a good idea. See what her response is and adjust accordingly.


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 01:08:24 [Preview] No.53697 del
>>53694
It has crossed my mind too. I'd like to play these two songs.


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 01:14:22 [Preview] No.53699 del
I wonder if Fedex will let me collect my parcel this afternoon? The scheduled delivery is listed as bloody Thursday.


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 01:16:59 [Preview] No.53700 del
>>53699
Ring them and ask them on the toll free number. It might be worth a shot but I would ring the number they provide and then later ring the depot before you leave to confirm. Sometimes one hand doesn't talk to the other or you get some rude bitch who won't do it. Checking twice gives you a pretty good argument if they say "no". Just remember the persons name at the depot and say they said it was ready.


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 01:35:46 [Preview] No.53701 del
enormous unbecoming aboard Gazelle


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 01:52:16 [Preview] No.53702 del
You NEETs are far too impatient with your packages.


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 01:53:21 [Preview] No.53703 del
White dogz
https://www.news.com.au/national/queensland/Eth**a**no**l**state when?s/two-gold-coast-young-liberals-in-hot-water-after-posting-pulsating gape theory-slur-video-online/news-story/9428d461d838322e9f63578a19d2ba14


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 01:54:10 [Preview] No.53704 del
>>53703
hahah
https://www.news.com.au/national/queensland/pol it ics/two-gold-coast-young-liberals-in-hot-water-after-posting-pulsating gape theory-slur-video-online/news-story/9428d461d838322e9f63578a19d2ba14
Remove two spaces, one after 'l' and one after the 't'


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 01:54:27 [Preview] No.53705 del
>>53702
I check mine daily and constantly readjust it.


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 01:56:55 [Preview] No.53706 del
>>53702
Consumerism can produce short-lived bursts of endorphins.


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 01:57:48 [Preview] No.53707 del
>>53706
Like wanking.


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 01:58:01 [Preview] No.53708 del
>>53707
Exactly.


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 01:58:04 [Preview] No.53709 del
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>finally did that one relic race I could never beat getting 100 percent in CTR: Nitro Fueled adventure boonge

Waheyy celebrating with a cheeky beer


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 01:59:31 [Preview] No.53710 del
>>53709
>Waheyy celebrating with a cheeky beer
Good work! I remember that game, not the race as much.


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 02:00:10 [Preview] No.53711 del
Just had four hard boiled eggs. They were yummy. Now it's time to take out some chicken breast to defrost for dinner.


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 02:00:35 [Preview] No.53712 del
>>53708
Does that mean that Australia Post is Australia's leader in edging then?


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 02:01:08 [Preview] No.53713 del
>>53711
>Just had four hard boiled eggs
Is the flatulence annoying?


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 02:02:11 [Preview] No.53714 del
>>53713
I don't really get it that bad. I'm lactose intolerant and dairy does fucked up things to my bowels though.


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 02:21:34 [Preview] No.53715 del
>>53704
>pulsating gape theory
URL is still fucked mate.


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 02:26:44 [Preview] No.53716 del
Going to have a read of Algebra by Artin. I'm letting you know so you can hold me responsible.


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 02:33:46 [Preview] No.53717 del
>>53716
>hold me responsible.
Tightly?


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 02:37:43 [Preview] No.53718 del
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Lunched


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 02:52:45 [Preview] No.53719 del
>>53718
I went to Hungry Jacks the other day. It was my first time getting take away or fast food in five or six years. It was alright but not worth the money.


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 02:53:47 [Preview] No.53720 del
>>53719
what did you get ? i just inhaled a smokey bbq angus, shit is cash in boongeration


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 02:54:35 [Preview] No.53721 del
>>53720
I went for a wrap which was probably a bad idea. It was a meal combination thing. The girl was a qt. Made me feel extra bad about no gf.


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 02:54:59 [Preview] No.53722 del
>tfw don't want a gf
>tfw also want a gf


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 03:01:15 [Preview] No.53724 del
>>53702
I want my banjo you fuckface


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 03:01:35 [Preview] No.53725 del
>>53718
Well presented for a take away food. I doubt mine would ever touch a plate before it is consumed.


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 03:03:33 [Preview] No.53726 del
>>53723
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Stop leading me on!


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 03:03:57 [Preview] No.53727 del
>female roommate gets up
>internet slows down to a crawl


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 03:04:25 [Preview] No.53728 del
>>53727
gotta take 3000 selfies and livestream your gash


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 03:05:50 [Preview] No.53729 del
>>53728
She's gotta pay the rent somehow.


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NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 03:13:57 [Preview] No.53731 del
>>53728
She is pretty much a female version of a neet. She chews through the bandwidth by downloading lots of childrens' television shows and movies she never actually watches due to depression.


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 03:14:59 [Preview] No.53732 del
>>53731
Just limit her bandwidth use then.


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 03:16:00 [Preview] No.53733 del
>>53721
>I went for a wrap which was probably a bad idea.
you dun goofed

>>53723
clever girl

>>53731
i hate people that que up half a million torrents simulateaneously and never watch them ....


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 03:16:22 [Preview] No.53734 del
>>53732
I don't have the heart to. I feel pretty sorry for her. She was hospitalized not that long ago. She seems to be doing a bit better. We are not just roommates, sort of friends too.


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 03:19:10 [Preview] No.53735 del
>>53733
She never deletes them though, she has ratios as high as 60.


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 03:24:33 [Preview] No.53736 del
>>53735
> downloads junk
> does not watch it
> seeds junk

what the actual fuck ... internet is not symetrical those uploads would be killing you


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 03:24:44 [Preview] No.53737 del
>>53734
>I don't have the heart to. I feel pretty sorry for her.
Just limit it to 80% of the maximum download rate so you can download so you can still browse to some degree. It did sound very sad.


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 03:25:39 [Preview] No.53738 del
>>53735
And this is where your bandwidth is going. If she maxes your uplink you can't download for shit.


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 03:25:49 [Preview] No.53739 del
>>53736
>internet is not symetrical
What do you mean by this? I know that uploads can slow downloads but isn't that only near the max upload speed?


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 03:28:59 [Preview] No.53740 del
I'm interested in caving and mountaineering.


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 03:30:41 [Preview] No.53741 del
>>53740
I love a good goon cave to


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 03:31:11 [Preview] No.53742 del
>>53739
in the channel space uploads are given a higher priority of spectrum and maxing it out fucks with the down


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 03:34:07 [Preview] No.53743 del
>>53742
How does this work on the NBN for HFC and FTTP?


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 03:34:08 [Preview] No.53744 del
>>53742
Even ignoring ADSL specifically, TCP overheads are fucked if your uplink is maxed, given your client has to send ACKs for received (DL'ed) packets


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 03:34:24 [Preview] No.53745 del


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 03:35:40 [Preview] No.53746 del
>>53745
Thank you.


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 03:38:38 [Preview] No.53747 del
>>53648
Weber Jr


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 03:43:04 [Preview] No.53748 del
>>53747
Let's hope.


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 03:47:48 [Preview] No.53749 del
>>53747
There is hope for the Christmas carols.


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 04:01:19 [Preview] No.53750 del
>tfw no hapa gf


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 04:02:41 [Preview] No.53751 del
>>53750
Buy an industrial strength onahole


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 04:05:05 [Preview] No.53752 del
This bushfire smoke is getting ridiculous, almost two weeks straight now, really thick at the moment.


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 04:09:46 [Preview] No.53753 del
>>53752
It's best to ignore it by closing your curtains. It's what I do and it is working wonders for me.


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 04:11:00 [Preview] No.53754 del
>>53752
34.3 in Brissy at the moment... this is fucked... i dont feel like doing shit


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 04:19:06 [Preview] No.53755 del
I understand my purpose, NEETs.
As the pseudo autistic Chad NEET, I am supposed to treat women poorly to provide them karmic retribution for all of the poor treatment they give my fellow NEETs.
No more feeling bad about it when they say I have broken their heart etc.


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 04:25:33 [Preview] No.53756 del
>>53755
Hmmmm


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 04:33:22 [Preview] No.53757 del
>>53755
I agree with >>53756 I just don't see the logic between you and your treatment of women. Unless you are talking about a hypothetical but that should not be the reasoning/justification behind your actions. I sped because most people speed and that makes my speeding okay. Go back to the RBT incident and reflect if that's you Mong


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 04:33:35 [Preview] No.53758 del
>>53633
That's not what marriage is about.


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 04:34:20 [Preview] No.53759 del
>>53758
you can't get married in the west without being able to socialise and date first


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 04:39:53 [Preview] No.53760 del
Might have a scotch


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 04:40:56 [Preview] No.53761 del
I am home early. I rocked up over half an hour late. Boss said I look like shit and sent me home 2 and a half hours early. I did more than the rest of them will do today though. Probably collectively.


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 04:43:24 [Preview] No.53762 del
>>53761
Did you make any mistakes while working?


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 04:43:36 [Preview] No.53763 del
>>53761
>Boss said I look like shit
Are you ill?


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 04:43:42 [Preview] No.53764 del
>>53757
>>53756
I'm just trying to make you all proud of m e and justify my behaviour patterns


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 04:44:34 [Preview] No.53765 del
>>53764
hmmmmmmmmm


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 04:51:32 [Preview] No.53766 del
>>53762
Nah, I was being productive.


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 04:51:52 [Preview] No.53767 del
>>53763
Not that I'm aware of.


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 04:58:59 [Preview] No.53768 del
>>53763
us functional alcoholics have a certain look :)


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 05:11:57 [Preview] No.53769 del
>>53761
NEETSTRIKE


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 05:50:17 [Preview] No.53771 del
It feels like fucking China here tbh


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 05:51:22 [Preview] No.53772 del
>>53771
Air quality sucks


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 05:53:11 [Preview] No.53773 del
Smoke Haze should never be a description of the weather.


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 05:53:50 [Preview] No.53774 del
>>53773
>>53772
>>53771
It is absolutely disgusting.


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 05:55:15 [Preview] No.53775 del
>>53774
Vile, one could say.


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 06:12:50 [Preview] No.53776 del
>>53775
Indeed.


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 06:38:55 [Preview] No.53777 del
All you NEETs having a pull or something?


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 06:41:28 [Preview] No.53778 del
>>53777
Very long pull.


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 06:50:47 [Preview] No.53779 del
>>53777
https://youtube.com/watch?v=0wdRQW8WmVI [Embed]


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 06:51:19 [Preview] No.53780 del
>>53773
where the fuck is the temperature ?


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 06:51:26 [Preview] No.53781 del
>>53778
Be careful you don't chafe your foreskins.


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 06:52:57 [Preview] No.53782 del
>>53777
i have been in the pool dringing chilled goon

pool staus: nice and clear

metapysical status: poo free


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 06:54:16 [Preview] No.53783 del
>>53780
Coolish but not cool.


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 07:03:12 [Preview] No.53784 del
>>53782
Who does the regular pool maintenance?


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 07:09:51 [Preview] No.53785 del
>>53784
me and roomate have both owned pools and know what to do, it was in tip top condition when we moved in.


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 07:10:50 [Preview] No.53786 del
>>53785
do not question me or my roommate on anything pools ever again


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 07:16:44 [Preview] No.53787 del
From now on I am going to be known as Chucky Chundermonkey. Or just "Chunders" for short.


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 07:17:47 [Preview] No.53788 del
>>53787
OK Chundie


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 07:17:48 [Preview] No.53789 del
>>53787
Chunko


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 07:18:04 [Preview] No.53790 del
>>53787
How many of these have you tried now, Chunders?


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 07:18:24 [Preview] No.53791 del
Going to approach my boss about the ward clerk situation tomorrow. I’ve had enough of it


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 07:19:23 [Preview] No.53792 del
>>53791
You are the ward clerk yesno?


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 07:19:27 [Preview] No.53793 del
>>53791
Ask if they know the Hapa.


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 07:19:30 [Preview] No.53794 del
>>53789
>>53788
>>53787

CHUNDIE CHUNKO KING OF THE CHUNDERS


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 07:19:36 [Preview] No.53795 del
>>53791
Shit on his golf clubs.


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 07:20:04 [Preview] No.53796 del
Dayum gyirl


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 07:21:12 [Preview] No.53797 del
>>53792
Unfortunately


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 07:21:28 [Preview] No.53798 del
>>53791
What job exactly did you sign on for originally?


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 07:22:14 [Preview] No.53799 del
>tfw wondering how SLB will spend Craig night tonight


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 07:23:28 [Preview] No.53800 del
>>53787
BO can we get a word filter
chuck = choc
chunder= champagne
Johngot= back to what it should be
pulsating gape=back to what it should be


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 07:24:31 [Preview] No.53801 del
>>53798
Ward clerk, but I branched out into scheduling/billings. Recently been working in scheduling more, but haven’t worked in billings for a while ever since the remittance incident


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 07:25:11 [Preview] No.53802 del
>>53797
If the situation is industrial then get advice from HACSU, they are your union yesno?


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 07:25:49 [Preview] No.53803 del
>>53801
>ever since the remittance incident
refresh my memory..


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 07:26:09 [Preview] No.53804 del
>>53802
>yesno
stop this


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 07:26:37 [Preview] No.53805 del
>>53802
I don’t know what that is. I just don’t want to ward clerk anymore, but if I’ve understood my boss correctly, if I don’t ward clerk I have no job at all


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 07:27:42 [Preview] No.53806 del
>>53805
What are you qualified for?


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 07:28:47 [Preview] No.53807 del
>>53803
I’d released several remittances when the money hadn’t arrived in the bank account


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 07:30:37 [Preview] No.53808 del
(3.56 MB 4608x2592 DSC_0099.JPG)
Smokey.


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 07:31:05 [Preview] No.53809 del
Smoked wank


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 07:31:05 [Preview] No.53810 del
>>53807
sounds like you are being punished and railroaded at the same time...


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 07:31:11 [Preview] No.53811 del
>>53804
I apologise goodneetfriend, I cannot be blamed for my anxiety yesno?


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 07:33:02 [Preview] No.53812 del
>>53800
>pulsating gape
Updated. It is some form of gape. The discussion typically heads into a black hole.

>Johngot
Well see how that goes since its removal. There are much more creative words. Cock sucker and even homosexual are much more descriptive

>champagne= champagne
>choc
Well see how these go.


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 07:33:08 [Preview] No.53813 del
>>53805
Stick at it and get a reference for a ward aide job. You'll get the job because your not a lazy mudshit + inside heads up on the next recruitment.


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 07:34:18 [Preview] No.53814 del
Nuro is my best friend.


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 07:34:22 [Preview] No.53815 del
>>53808
thread theme

https://youtube.com/watch?v=BVXLiN1vCdQ [Embed]


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 07:34:42 [Preview] No.53816 del
>>53808
hey thats a great picture, can you do some more with more aus in it?


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 07:34:59 [Preview] No.53817 del
Shitey spend your time wardclerking looking for that nurse. Visit all the wards, even the ones you're not responsible for. People will ring their buzzers in your absence, but fuck 'em.


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 07:35:24 [Preview] No.53818 del
n_u_r_o = nuro


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 07:35:27 [Preview] No.53819 del
rusty gape


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 07:35:49 [Preview] No.53820 del
Nuro = best friend.


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 07:36:01 [Preview] No.53821 del
>>53814
We know.


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 07:36:15 [Preview] No.53822 del
>>53817
My second job is better suited for that


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 07:36:27 [Preview] No.53823 del
>>53812
#BO so which boong is fucking with the word filter ???


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 07:36:45 [Preview] No.53824 del
>>53820
But can he be everyone's best friend? I'll let him decide.


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 07:37:31 [Preview] No.53825 del
>>53823

m_o_d_e_r_a_t_i_o_n = boongeration


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 07:38:31 [Preview] No.53826 del
>>53820
lel no too many changes off late...


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 07:39:44 [Preview] No.53827 del
>>53804
I'm glad someone said it. Same as when people state something then finish it with 'no?'.


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 07:40:02 [Preview] No.53828 del
>>53826
You are my best friend.


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 07:40:15 [Preview] No.53829 del
>>53812
>heads into a black hole.
gape


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 07:41:28 [Preview] No.53830 del
>>53828
See this gaping ring, on my finger.


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 07:42:25 [Preview] No.53831 del
Listen you. By censoring T_A_R_R_A_N_T you are stifling discourse. >>53703 was a failed post because of your obsequious glad handing with any prick who professes rightthink and moral correctitude.


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 07:43:03 [Preview] No.53832 del
>>53823
That is me. I enjoy tinkering with the word filters and enjoy the results they produce. Last nights event was like receiving a vile, it tipped me over the edge with the cascade effect from the following posts.

I typically remove those that offend someone or are too disruptive to the flow of posts.

>>53825
Good suggestion I thought of.

>>53829
Exactly.


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 07:45:24 [Preview] No.53833 del
>>53827
Nonono! Pleasekindneetfriends dont gang up on me, i promose to stop concatenating adjectives and verbs.


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 07:45:27 [Preview] No.53834 del
>>53832
please drink in moderation


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 07:45:46 [Preview] No.53835 del
>>53831
Any of this 4chan /pol/ shit should be stifled.


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 07:45:53 [Preview] No.53836 del
>>53832
>it tipped me over the edge with the cascade effect
Hot, it was a NEETgasm


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 07:45:57 [Preview] No.53837 del
much better


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 07:46:30 [Preview] No.53838 del
>>53835
tarantua is my friend


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 07:46:53 [Preview] No.53839 del
>>53832
>Last nights event was like receiving a vile, it tipped me over the edge with the cascade effect
HOT


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 07:46:54 [Preview] No.53840 del
>>53662
Does anyone here actually want their words to be filtered? Speak up.


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 07:48:07 [Preview] No.53841 del
>>53831
Done. It is removed. If the debate leans back into the territory of posting the footage or chunks of the footage for freedom of speech that violate:
>6. Images containing gore or anything else likely to shock or disgust must be spoilered. You must have a very good reason for posting gore and not post much of it.
>11. No posts breaking Australian Law

It will be re-enabled.


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 07:48:24 [Preview] No.53842 del
>>53832
The recent t-a-r-r-a-n-t posts were not spam, yet you deleted them because of (presumably) nofun's chilly finger up your bum.


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 07:50:57 [Preview] No.53843 del
>>53840
word filters should be automated to time limited to a week at themost ... they bring keks but chicken period saga went on way too long


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 07:53:27 [Preview] No.53844 del
>>53843
yeah I agree, I get a laugh at them, but limit them to a week at most and change them to something new


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 07:55:57 [Preview] No.53845 del
>>53816
I dunno, maybe.


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 07:56:38 [Preview] No.53846 del
>>53842
I didn't delete them and a lot of the pictures could have been deleted for rule violation of rule 11. The footage from memory is not illegal in Australia and associated still images could be illegal. It could also bring attention to this place to brand all users. That is against rule 11.


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 07:57:06 [Preview] No.53847 del
>>53840
It will be satisfactory if all the other neets have their words filtered. No need to do that why mine.


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 08:02:57 [Preview] No.53848 del
>>53843
>>53844
The oldest filter beyond the Frenchie filter I think is about a month old and I will delete it now since it has not been triggered. The next one is about two weeks old. The others after it are around one week old. When they impact the flow too much or someone suggests removing them they will be removed. Discovering them is part of the fun.


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 08:06:36 [Preview] No.53849 del
>>53841
Tarrant discourse should be allowed but images should not be gore, not contain footage and should be spoilered.
Stills from the gopro footage should be allowed if the images have merit to the discourse. Stills that are iconic and widely used as memes anyway should be allowed as long as they remain spoilered.

The test should be: would your words and pictures provide ammo for a visiting MSM troublemaker to bring undue heat on the board, considering that scum journalists (ABC,SBS,Murdoch) seem to fear bringing publicity to free speech sites.
Illegal words and pictures such as incitement to individual action should be banned for the sake of the sensibilites of glowniggers and potential visiting journalists.


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 08:07:07 [Preview] No.53850 del


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 08:08:57 [Preview] No.53851 del
Had a big bong, now I feel like a mong.


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 08:09:32 [Preview] No.53852 del
As the only vegan on the board I would like to demand that we have the following filters:
Meat=murder
eggs=theft
dairy=rape
honey=burglary


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 08:10:40 [Preview] No.53853 del
>>53852
>As the only vegan on the board
What are your poos like?


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 08:13:10 [Preview] No.53854 del
>>53852
We don't care about your eating disorder


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 08:13:46 [Preview] No.53855 del
>>53853
Probably green.


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 08:15:05 [Preview] No.53856 del
>>53849
>Tarrant discourse should be allowed but images should not be gore, not contain footage and should be spoilered
Sure as long as the scope of the content relates to Australia or NEETs lives in this country. I do not believe this place to be 4chins /pol/ where we can disrupt the status quo by posting our meme macros. Unless of course other NEETs disagree with this assessment. This is what I am taking in from past discussions that have redirect these specific discussions to the relevant boards.

>>53850
I have removed a lot of word filters. The ones that remain have not been discovered or noticed.

>>53852
DENIED


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 08:18:36 [Preview] No.53857 del
>>53856
>I have removed a lot of word filters. The ones that remain have not been discovered or noticed.
That certainly isn't a pain in the cunt.


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 08:20:27 [Preview] No.53858 del
>>53852
10/10 bait mate


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 08:21:20 [Preview] No.53859 del
>>53764
>>53765
I don't do anything too horrible. I just stop calling them and maybe ignore them unless I am horny and unoccupied.
Sometimes I insult them for no reason or play head games, but it is all in good fun.
I do love them in the moment, but that doesn't mean I can support their emotional burdens or call them my gf or allow them to become possessive of me.
Really, now that I think about it, I don't treat them poorly at all. I simply can't fulfill all of their needs.


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 08:21:45 [Preview] No.53860 del
got AD ASTRA on the torrents...

gonna put a pizza in the oven and chillax


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 08:24:26 [Preview] No.53861 del
>>53860
What's your typical diet like? Just wondering is all.


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 08:25:52 [Preview] No.53862 del
>>53859
>I do love them in the moment,
Until you are fulfilled.

>I simply can't fulfill all of their needs.
Very unfulfilling.


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 08:30:53 [Preview] No.53863 del
>>53861

really only 2 meals a day

breakfast : freshly made fruit juice 400ml

lunch: BLT and coffee

ride 30km on bike

dinner: usually a home cooked pizza if im gooned, though i make an effort to cook roasts and stir fries and curries mostly


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 08:31:10 [Preview] No.53864 del
>>53856
>the scope of the content relates to Australia or NEETs lives in this country.
okay, i think that the board will shout down any tarrantspam, which is boring anyway.

>4chins /pol/ where we can disrupt the status quo by posting our meme macros.
I think you mean the dominant paradigm: normie think. Nuro will be disappointed as he is a 4chan polack mong.
> past discourse that has redirected these specific discussions to the relevant boards.
That was nofun/weber being a prick.


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 08:31:52 [Preview] No.53865 del
I am back in from some gardening. I bought some big 30cm pots at Bunnings yesterday. I have planted my four broccoli and a rockmelon in individual pots. I also put another watermelon into the garden bed.

The surplus seedlings have been disposed of on the green waste heap. My mini greenhouse has been taken into the shed for storage until next spring.


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 08:32:02 [Preview] No.53866 del
>>53858
we should do the honey=burgulary one that was mint.


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 08:32:44 [Preview] No.53867 del
>>53860
>AD ASTRA
I've heard that's terrible.


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 08:32:51 [Preview] No.53868 del
I fucked up.


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 08:35:39 [Preview] No.53869 del
>>53868
That's why we're all here.


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 08:36:04 [Preview] No.53870 del
>>53868
Go on...


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 08:36:15 [Preview] No.53871 del
>>53866
its too close to home the lefties will be pushing it IRL soon

>>53867
needed something to watch, i will form my own opinion.


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 08:37:42 [Preview] No.53872 del
>>53848
It's like an Easter Chicken Period hunt.


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 08:38:35 [Preview] No.53873 del
>>53865
You were very busy at Bunnings yesterday. I normally get one thing and leave. Quickly in and out.


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 08:38:51 [Preview] No.53874 del
>>53871
Kek. maybe this board can meme it into existence.


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 08:39:07 [Preview] No.53875 del
I tried three of the Uncle Ben's rice pouch flavours.

Mexican was very nice. Quite spicy.

Chicken flavour was horrible, I put most of it in the bin.

Oriental fried rice was edible but pretty average, would not buy again.


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 08:39:13 [Preview] No.53876 del
>>53853
The only thing that interests me about vegans


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 08:39:29 [Preview] No.53877 del
>>53872
With us bumping heads trying to get the chocolate.


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 08:40:11 [Preview] No.53878 del
>>53875
Would you buy the Mexican one again since you enjoyed it? If it was on sale.


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 08:42:23 [Preview] No.53879 del
>>53868
I wish to learn more.


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 08:42:53 [Preview] No.53880 del
>>53873
I did two transactions. First I checked out my 6ft table and put it in the car, then I came back in for the pots, a 50L bag of potting mix, a 25L bag of cow manure, and a 3m male to male audio cable. The checkout milf handed me the scan gun to do the potting mix and manure myself, and I scanned like a pro.

I went early so it was quiet there.


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 08:44:04 [Preview] No.53881 del
Getting a hard on for Benzs again: https://youtube.com/watch?v=QKn_w6DXBYQ [Embed]
He turns it on at 15:20.


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 08:44:10 [Preview] No.53882 del
I was buying some fabric at spotlight to make some pants. The chick asked me what it was for and I told her my wife wanted a sample and maybe more for a dress. I didnt even have to lie, i thought it up waiting in line and scoping sexy womans legs in front just in case i was going to be engaged in conversation.

TLDR: LARPed as a married man today so i didn't have to make chit chat with an actual woman.


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 08:45:03 [Preview] No.53883 del
>>53878
I would buy the mexican one again, the problem is they are $3.25 each regular price. I can't see myself paying that price. I will have to wait until they are half price again and then stock up. Woolies website says there are more flavours available. I still have a coconut and lemon grass one in the pantry, but there are others I didn't buy.


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 08:45:09 [Preview] No.53884 del
>>53870
>>53879
I cannot, nay, will not, say more.


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 08:45:10 [Preview] No.53885 del
>>53880
>and I scanned like a pro.
No doubt in my mind. Every good NEET should know where the barcodes are to expedite their way out of any shop.


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 08:45:17 [Preview] No.53886 del
>>53876
Poo IS you main interest though.


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 08:45:33 [Preview] No.53887 del
>>53882
>make some pants


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 08:45:57 [Preview] No.53888 del
>>53887
russian gorka pattern.


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 08:46:32 [Preview] No.53889 del
>>53884
I need more. Please don't deny me.


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 08:47:54 [Preview] No.53890 del
>>53882
saying you were making something for cosplay would have been actually less pathetic


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 08:47:56 [Preview] No.53891 del
>>53882
>to make some pants.
Do you make clothes often?


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 08:48:20 [Preview] No.53892 del
>>53884
What a tease.


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 08:48:38 [Preview] No.53893 del
>>53888
post a picture


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 08:49:36 [Preview] No.53894 del
>>53881
These are the times I wish I was more mechanically minded to be able to fix and repair cars like this.


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 08:49:37 [Preview] No.53895 del
>>53890
Nuro sometimes your interactions with others are very harsh. People might think that you don't care.


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 08:50:23 [Preview] No.53896 del
>>53889
>>53892
I don't know if I have a banjo teacher any more.


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 08:51:01 [Preview] No.53897 del
>>53894
I wish I was a better gardener. I wish I was better at general handyman jobs. I wish I knew more and was more skilled with cars.

I am just a big fat hopeless NEET.


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 08:51:14 [Preview] No.53898 del
>>53882
That's pretty cool. Useful skill to know.


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 08:51:38 [Preview] No.53899 del
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>>53891
Not really. I high level elderify and upcycle lots of clothes and gear. I have done pants before but its not so easy coach...
>>53893
something like this


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 08:51:48 [Preview] No.53900 del
>>53896
Say no more until the next development that has satisfied me.


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 08:52:33 [Preview] No.53901 del
>>53896
That might be for the best. There were some unhealthy things going on there.


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 08:52:38 [Preview] No.53902 del
>>53897
>fat
*executive


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 08:52:42 [Preview] No.53903 del
>>53894
I am reasonably mechanically minded. I just have zero motivation to start (or finish) things.


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 08:53:43 [Preview] No.53904 del
I ruin everything I touch.


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 08:55:05 [Preview] No.53905 del
>>53897
>>53903
The grass is always greener on the side I feel.


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 08:56:24 [Preview] No.53906 del
>>53898
the current plan is to get the right pants, take em apart, maybe dye em, sew patches on em and tailor em putting em together. Its gotta be the right camo colors. I posted photos of that a couple threads ago.
Camo wearers think its cool. i want city pattern camo that hides me,this does not exist commercially.


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 08:57:12 [Preview] No.53907 del
>>53904
>IKTF
Don't let this milestone slow you down though.


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 08:59:03 [Preview] No.53908 del
Having a NEETparty.


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 08:59:49 [Preview] No.53909 del
>>53906
>i want city pattern camo that hides me,this does not exist commercially.
Cement pattern disruptive pattern has existed for years.
Also why do you want this?


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 09:02:41 [Preview] No.53910 del
>>53908
What are you celebrating?


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 09:03:05 [Preview] No.53911 del
>>53909
Perhaps he wants to wank in public.


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 09:03:34 [Preview] No.53912 del
All NEETs should exclusively wear urban camo ghillie rape suits.


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 09:04:02 [Preview] No.53913 del
I have not seen enough Crusiedog here today.


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 09:05:27 [Preview] No.53914 del
>>53913
He got sacked for fingering a wheelchair 'person'.


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 09:05:30 [Preview] No.53915 del
Might try making a tomato and bean soup.


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 09:05:54 [Preview] No.53916 del
>>53912
Are there NEETs that aren't?


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 09:07:10 [Preview] No.53917 del
>>53914
He would never get caught.


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 09:09:04 [Preview] No.53918 del
>>53909
nope. not disruptive pattern. that shit is for motorcyclists. i want camo that i can wear in the city and look like a tradesman and melt into the background in a former gum woodland that was fire changed into casurina dominant scrub.
also mossy dolomite for the round parts of my body like the back and head.
but usually camo fashion is like:
Camo pants=problems upstairs
Camo hat= problems downstairs.


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 09:15:38 [Preview] No.53919 del
>>53918
Camo is totally banned at my gun club.


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 09:17:30 [Preview] No.53920 del
>>53917
Especially with stink finger.


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 09:19:36 [Preview] No.53921 del
>tfw no mummy like this
https://youtube.com/watch?v=CljYlUJRUEQ [Embed]


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 09:19:43 [Preview] No.53922 del
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>>53919
What kind of bang stick do you have?


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 09:21:16 [Preview] No.53923 del
>>53921
She does some good cumshot videos.


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 09:22:35 [Preview] No.53924 del
>>53922
.177 x 2
.17 HMR
.22LR x 2
.223 pump action
.243
.308
.303 British
7.62x54 Russian
12 gauge
.45 ball (black powder)


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 09:23:35 [Preview] No.53925 del
GN NEETs. I hit the wall.
>>53924
*chokes on humbug*


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 09:25:03 [Preview] No.53926 del


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 09:25:55 [Preview] No.53927 del
>>53918
The problem is that these days actual tradies tend to wear flourescent vests and stuff.


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 09:27:34 [Preview] No.53928 del
>>53926
Bad look for the organisation.
Aforementioned 'problems upstairs'


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 09:29:19 [Preview] No.53929 del
>>53928
That's fucking stupid.


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 09:30:51 [Preview] No.53930 del
>>53929
I guess the last thing they want is one of Tracey Grimshaw's journalist friends rocking up with a hidden camera and then running an expose on the Johnny Rambo types with guns.


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 09:35:02 [Preview] No.53931 del
>>53930
Yeah I agree they would do that for sure, a quick sensational headline to get people in to watch a story about nothing to try and boost the ratings


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 09:39:06 [Preview] No.53932 del
>>53930
Fuck this country is full of dumb cunts.


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 09:43:02 [Preview] No.53933 del
I can’t continue on like this, the ward clerking needs to stop. Tomorrow I will make my intentions known to the boss


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 09:44:11 [Preview] No.53934 del
>>53933
Can you support yourself moving forward?


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 09:45:27 [Preview] No.53935 del
>>53932
>dumb cunts
democracy doesn't work


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 09:45:48 [Preview] No.53936 del
>>53933
Good luck m8. Try and negotiate some sort of compromise if you can.


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 09:45:56 [Preview] No.53937 del
>>53934
I have around 12k savings and my casual job


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 09:45:58 [Preview] No.53938 del
>>53934
He has good work ethic, I suspect he will be fine. He just needs to have a calm and rational discussion with his employer.


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 09:46:11 [Preview] No.53939 del
>>53865
Good to hear you did something with them.


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 09:46:31 [Preview] No.53940 del


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 09:46:38 [Preview] No.53941 del
>>53937
Do you still order uber eats twice a day?


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 09:47:35 [Preview] No.53942 del
>>53884
Cunt tease


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 09:47:44 [Preview] No.53943 del
>>53941
2-3 times a week. That will need to stop


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 09:48:10 [Preview] No.53944 del


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 09:48:32 [Preview] No.53945 del
>>53904
Did you touch her?


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 09:49:08 [Preview] No.53946 del
>>53913
Been busy fighting with the Monaro.


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 09:50:52 [Preview] No.53947 del
>>53940
Go on...


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 09:52:29 [Preview] No.53948 del
>>53946
What has happened?


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 09:54:01 [Preview] No.53949 del
>>53946
Theres a rumor going around that Cruisey has been breaking into NEETs houses and fingering their bumholes, it is also alleged that Possum has joined him on various occasions, holding NEETs down and sitting on their faces.


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 09:54:29 [Preview] No.53950 del
>>53946
>Been busy fighting with the Minotaur.
stimulating


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 09:54:48 [Preview] No.53951 del
>>53947
>>53948
I asked her if she'd be up for a bit of Possum sitting on her face.


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 09:56:00 [Preview] No.53952 del
>>53944
Indeed. I am an idiot.


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 09:56:27 [Preview] No.53953 del
>>53952
I hope you didn't involve her parents.


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 09:57:37 [Preview] No.53954 del
>>53953
No, nothing like that. Just a text exchange today.


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 09:59:42 [Preview] No.53955 del
>>53954
MMS exchange?


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 10:01:33 [Preview] No.53956 del
>tfw Webby never sends me pictures of his snorkel


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 10:02:38 [Preview] No.53957 del
>>53956
>IKTF
It's devastating.


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 10:03:18 [Preview] No.53958 del
>>53955
No. Stop being stupid.


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 10:05:07 [Preview] No.53959 del
>>53862
Most of them deserve to be filled and unfulfilled anyway.
They would try to play me if I didn't play them.


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 10:06:23 [Preview] No.53960 del
Nuro is my best friend.


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 10:07:14 [Preview] No.53961 del
>>53959
I should have a harem, but society does not accept it now. They get what they deserve for being feminists and SJWs.


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 10:07:41 [Preview] No.53962 del
>>53960
thank you fren... watching movies at the moment


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 10:08:55 [Preview] No.53963 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=lNYcviXK4rg [Embed]


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 10:09:38 [Preview] No.53964 del
Gaping at the seams


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 10:14:50 [Preview] No.53965 del
>>53963
lovely


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 10:15:15 [Preview] No.53966 del
>tfw depressed


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 10:15:18 [Preview] No.53967 del
I want all the dirt, I want all the gossip, I want all the details.


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 10:15:19 [Preview] No.53968 del
>>53960
Stop being possessive.


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 10:15:46 [Preview] No.53969 del


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 10:17:01 [Preview] No.53970 del
>>53968
He is part of my harem! back off!


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 10:17:29 [Preview] No.53971 del
Just applied for a trainee dental assistant job.
>>53968
Fuck off slut, Nuro is my man!


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 10:18:31 [Preview] No.53972 del
>>53966
I remember reading that smiling more frequently even if you are not happy can help with your mood. I did it for the first time in a month and those muscles hurt.


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 10:19:04 [Preview] No.53973 del
>>53972
I can't smile.


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 10:21:03 [Preview] No.53974 del
>>53972
>>53973
Smiling is illogical.


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 10:22:48 [Preview] No.53975 del
>>53974
Even as a child I never smiled.
If I got murdered or went missing my remaining family wouldn't even have a photo to give the police/media as a result.


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 10:24:08 [Preview] No.53976 del
>>53972
just let the hooks do their work

https://youtube.com/watch?v=olveBOhevu0 [Embed]


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 10:24:54 [Preview] No.53977 del
In addition to the banjo bullshit, Motherbot brought a care plan and some power of attorney shit to sign.
She seems really forgetful now, so I suspect she downplayed the 'minor stroke'.


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 10:26:03 [Preview] No.53978 del
Once she goes I'll probably drop my bundle completely.


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 10:29:10 [Preview] No.53979 del
She's also watching some shit about autism spectrum people dating. Fucked up evening trifecta.


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 10:32:10 [Preview] No.53980 del
>>53977
I'm sorry to hear that man. My mum had a stroke twice, the last one killed her. It fucking sucks what's happening.


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 10:32:33 [Preview] No.53981 del
>>53975
Don't you dare worry about such oddities because I will use a crack team of NEETs to compose one using pre-existing images.


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 10:34:33 [Preview] No.53982 del
>>53979
We get enough of that here, but not nearly enough creep shots tbh


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 10:36:22 [Preview] No.53983 del
>>53982
She keeps talking about me having Aspergers
and then there was some soundbite about 95% of people with ASD being lonely for life and she turns to me and goes "oh isn't that sad?"


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 10:37:19 [Preview] No.53984 del
>>53973
>>53974
There was some research behind it I was told. It works for me.


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 10:37:49 [Preview] No.53985 del
>>53977
I am sorry to hear that your Motherbot is unwell mate. That is no good at all.


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 10:38:41 [Preview] No.53986 del
>>53983
She is a master troll.


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 10:40:09 [Preview] No.53987 del
>>53986
Yeah.


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 10:41:01 [Preview] No.53988 del
>>53983
I don't know what to say. I would just walk away if that was said to me. I might say something otherwise.


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 10:42:20 [Preview] No.53989 del
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A succulent Chinese meal


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 10:42:27 [Preview] No.53990 del
>>53988
I am going to bed in a minute. Hopefully I stroke out or have a heart attack in my sleep.


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 10:42:58 [Preview] No.53991 del
>>53977
Sorry to hear it man.


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 10:43:26 [Preview] No.53992 del
>>53989
Bueno.


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 10:43:48 [Preview] No.53993 del
Ate some codeine and watching final space.
I'm Nuro2.0


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 10:44:07 [Preview] No.53994 del


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 10:44:29 [Preview] No.53995 del
>>53918
Can we please put an end to the racist myth that africans aren't good at math?


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 10:47:06 [Preview] No.53996 del
>>53993
You're mine!


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 10:48:37 [Preview] No.53997 del
>>53989
well done


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 10:50:43 [Preview] No.53998 del
>>53993
>>53993
> Ate some codeine
(orally)
>I'm Nuro2.0
hej no, not yet. keep trying m8 :)


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 10:52:48 [Preview] No.53999 del
Goodnight NEETs


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 10:54:41 [Preview] No.54000 del
>>53999
Goodnight oriental fancier.


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 10:56:03 [Preview] No.54001 del
>>53999
Gook night.


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 10:57:03 [Preview] No.54002 del
>>53999
Gook night.


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 11:01:37 [Preview] No.54003 del
>>53989
Looks dry.


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 11:02:16 [Preview] No.54004 del
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>>53999
Good night, here's a yummy Yumi for you.


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 11:04:01 [Preview] No.54005 del
I can't remember if someone posted this here the other day or if I found it through some other means. Anyway, it is a great piece of performance.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=jShMQw2H2cM [Embed]


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 11:12:51 [Preview] No.54006 del
gape


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 11:13:50 [Preview] No.54007 del
>>53998
DONT QUESTION MY NUROness EVER AGAIN


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 11:16:40 [Preview] No.54008 del
>>54007
you aren't nuro, why would you want to be him anyways


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 11:18:22 [Preview] No.54009 del
If I could be any NEET I'd be posso living the comfy DSP life growing tomatoes and posting vile
Though being 10k wouldn't be bad either


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 11:20:43 [Preview] No.54010 del
>>54005
I wish I was that fit.


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 11:21:23 [Preview] No.54011 del
>>54008
He's just so doggone based


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 11:22:22 [Preview] No.54012 del
>>54011
you could be 10k who is actually based, has copious amounts of weed and a nice whore


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 11:23:11 [Preview] No.54013 del
If I was shitey, I'd get to rub some robust thighs whenever I liked.


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 11:23:47 [Preview] No.54014 del
I had 8 eggs four for breakfast, four for lunch and a bowl of some Jenny Craig soup of my grandma's that she didn't want to eat today..


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 11:24:04 [Preview] No.54015 del
I wish I thought of Sperg in the same way. He is a notable NEET that doesn't get the recognition he deserves.


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 11:26:38 [Preview] No.54016 del
>>54013
...and who isn't actually a neet.


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 11:27:31 [Preview] No.54017 del
>>54014
Is grandma a big girl?


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 11:28:23 [Preview] No.54018 del
>>54014
What are her hobbies?


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 11:28:49 [Preview] No.54019 del
>>54016
>Being a NEET


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 11:38:22 [Preview] No.54020 del
GN fellas


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 11:38:45 [Preview] No.54021 del
>>54020
GN fella.


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 11:46:43 [Preview] No.54022 del


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 11:49:24 [Preview] No.54023 del
>>54012
>whore


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 11:58:09 [Preview] No.54024 del
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NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 12:00:57 [Preview] No.54025 del
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NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 12:01:00 [Preview] No.54026 del
>>54012
>based
>cuck


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 12:04:01 [Preview] No.54027 del
>>54026
lel you never have lived the fast life have you ?


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 12:05:37 [Preview] No.54028 del
Scrape


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 12:31:54 [Preview] No.54029 del
Went back to my old house to trim the bushes (real estate asked me to so I can get my bond back) and found the house had been broken into. Told the RE and the police came over to check it out, as the cops came into the backyard I was drinking water out of a vodka bottle and I was puffed out from trying to trim the bushes at the very back so the conversation was a pretty awkward.

It's too bad I wasn't there when it happened I could have had a nice little pulp fiction experience.


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 12:34:00 [Preview] No.54030 del
>>53639
When I started dexies I had to give up the caffeine (can drink a little bit here and there), even thou my brain was buzzing a bit from the speed the lack of coffee made me want to sleep a lot. Wasn't too bad


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 12:36:49 [Preview] No.54031 del
>>53698
Just fuck in tents


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 12:45:04 [Preview] No.54032 del
>>54029
>broken into

*clap clap*


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 12:55:11 [Preview] No.54033 del
>>54030
Don't be a degenerate.


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 13:06:07 [Preview] No.54034 del
>>54033
but we live in a society !


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 13:38:50 [Preview] No.54036 del
>>54033
Don't consent to sex


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 17:26:50 [Preview] No.54037 del
Morning insomnia neets. I would've thought less stimulants would mean more sleep, but it's not looking that way.


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 17:36:52 [Preview] No.54038 del
>>54030
When I started dexies I didn't give up the caffeine, in spite of being advised to do so by my psych (really, who listens to their psychs?). That may have been a mistake, although I'm technically still alive.


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 18:52:19 [Preview] No.54039 del
I just finished wanking when my dad kicked my door down and punched me in the face, I lost conscience and when I woke up he was wanking into my cum rag then threw it in my face. It slid slowly down my face covering my face with rancid semen


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 18:59:17 [Preview] No.54040 del
>>54037
Good morning NEET. Give it a few days before it starts to work.


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 18:59:59 [Preview] No.54041 del
>>54039
You need one of those locks they use on gates.


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 19:01:57 [Preview] No.54042 del
>>54039
You need to stop posting on dexies.


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 19:03:22 [Preview] No.54043 del
>>54029
Looks like you moved just in time.


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 19:13:26 [Preview] No.54044 del
Morning NEETs. looks like 8cunt /pol/ got the shoah but /pnd/ is a contender.
plus no disclaimer watermarks.
Oh! The Colorful Swassies!


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 19:51:53 [Preview] No.54045 del
>>54044
yeah I've noticed more screeching retards than usual, hopefully they fuck off


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 19:55:01 [Preview] No.54046 del
>>54044
Really haven't been back there to be honest. Do they still let users create boards? That was what led to a lot of interesting and fucked up communities.


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 19:59:35 [Preview] No.54047 del
>>54044
A loss of such intellectual users will devastate the community.


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 19:59:58 [Preview] No.54048 del
Morning NEETs.


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 20:33:19 [Preview] No.54049 del
>>54044
>>54045
>>54046
>>54047
Survey timez neets, do we ever want to go back to 8ch?
A) Hell no
B) Yes, it's rightful neet clay
C) Let's wait and see if they can stay up for more than a few days


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 20:35:00 [Preview] No.54050 del
>>54037
>>54040
>>54044
>>54048
Good morning friends.


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 20:38:40 [Preview] No.54051 del
idiot [id-ee-uht]

noun

1. Informal. an utterly foolish or senseless person.
2. Psychology. (no longer in technical use; considered offensive) a person of the lowest order in a former and discarded classification of mental retardation, having a mental age of less than three years old and an intelligence quotient under 25.

"Weber is an idiot".


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 20:38:57 [Preview] No.54052 del
>>54049
A but I want to see C


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 20:40:40 [Preview] No.54053 del
>>54052
I didn't vote because I want to see D


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 20:40:53 [Preview] No.54054 del
>>54051
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
This is not satisfactory! I already know this word and Webby is smart.


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 20:41:25 [Preview] No.54055 del
>>54051
That is not a wonderful Webby word on Wednesday.


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 20:54:18 [Preview] No.54057 del
Webby wonderful winks when Wednesday wilful word will wont wonder.


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 21:17:41 [Preview] No.54058 del
>>54050
Good morning my friend.


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 21:18:09 [Preview] No.54059 del
>>54029
Did they steal anything or do any damage inside?


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 21:18:12 [Preview] No.54060 del
Delicious coffee


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 21:22:20 [Preview] No.54061 del
My rubbish removal man and his assistant are coming later this morning to remove my rubbish heap(s).


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 21:24:27 [Preview] No.54062 del
Just weighed myself. For the first time in ages I weigh below 130kg. I know I'm still a fat cunt though.


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 21:24:46 [Preview] No.54063 del
>>54061
Take a picture of the heaps before they go for us.


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 21:26:23 [Preview] No.54064 del
>>54062
Well done.


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 21:28:07 [Preview] No.54065 del
>>54062
Well done.

I lost 5-6kg last month (130kg - 124kg) and then started drinking and eating shit again. Haven't weighed myself since.


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 21:28:12 [Preview] No.54066 del
>>54064
Struggling not to binge, but it's been three days since I've eaten anything unhealthy beyond a milk arrowroot bikkie a day.


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 21:44:43 [Preview] No.54067 del


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 21:47:42 [Preview] No.54068 del
It is Twitter but thoughts on its content?

https://twitter.com/moldbugman/status/1137961234722988032


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 21:52:08 [Preview] No.54069 del
>>54068
>The end-product isn’t “Eat, Pray, Love”. The end is a Curry Gulag.


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 21:54:11 [Preview] No.54070 del
>>54068
The inane ramblings of a madman.


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 21:55:02 [Preview] No.54071 del
>>54069
>a Curry Gulag.
Hopefully with hot poojeeta guards who use you as their own sexual playthings.


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 22:01:59 [Preview] No.54072 del
Work.


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 22:03:16 [Preview] No.54073 del
>>54068
There are a bunch of curry niggers around here, but I haven't seen them band together to achieve anything. They're all too busy taking private phone calls in the carpark.


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 22:03:55 [Preview] No.54074 del
>>54072
Have a good day.


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 22:07:26 [Preview] No.54075 del
>>54072
Goon day.


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 22:39:36 [Preview] No.54076 del
Anyone else got plans on today?


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 22:45:32 [Preview] No.54077 del
>>54076
Waiting on TNT for a parcel to be delivered


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 22:48:56 [Preview] No.54078 del
>>54068
>Recently, great twitter account @qin_duke tweeted about avoiding companies that have high levels of Indian management. I’d like to expand on this...
The absolute madman.


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 22:50:15 [Preview] No.54079 del
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>>54071
So we all desperately hope.


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 22:50:32 [Preview] No.54080 del
I ate the last Uncle Ben's pouch I had. It was the coconut, chilli and lemon grass flavour. It was okay, probably second best. Not good enough to want to buy again though.

A lot of the rice was hard and dry. I microwaved it according to the instructions.


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 22:53:53 [Preview] No.54081 del
>>54080
>Uncle Ben
Americans unironically want to eat food prepared by niggers.


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 22:55:10 [Preview] No.54082 del
>>54081
Why didn't they call it Uncle Toms?


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 22:56:05 [Preview] No.54083 del
>>54081
I am guessing the market it applies to is soul food in America. It is cheap, fast and flavorsome like friend chicken. It will keep you going and is affordable.


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 22:56:07 [Preview] No.54084 del
Some bitch is literally crying to my manager's manager because I refused to have my photograph taken with a fucking elf doll on my shoulder for some Christmas animation.
This place is so utterly fucked.


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 22:59:08 [Preview] No.54085 del
>>54084
Print out a Pepe and take the photograph. I recommend this one.


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 22:59:38 [Preview] No.54086 del
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>>54083
>It will keep you going
It sure will.


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 23:00:08 [Preview] No.54087 del
>>54084
Say your refusal was for religious reasons.


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 23:00:25 [Preview] No.54088 del
How's the other de-caffeinating neet going? Getting headaches? Feel like gravity is sucking you down?


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 23:00:32 [Preview] No.54089 del
>>54086
high level eldere of transport changes are necessary for many NEETs.


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 23:01:14 [Preview] No.54090 del
>>54087
Yeah I've already been googling. Photos are deemed personal information and they have no right to them other than a mugshot for a security badge or similar.


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 23:02:07 [Preview] No.54091 del
>>54084
This is the same bitch whose code I broke in 3 minutes the other day.
Near as I can tell she has spent the last week on Christmas decorations and bullshit.
Priorities much.


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 23:02:13 [Preview] No.54092 del
>>54087
Excellent idea. Claim to be jewish and find christmas offensive. Jesus Christ was a criminal and a troublemaker and got what was coming to him.


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 23:02:45 [Preview] No.54093 del
>>54088
I am feeling okay so far. No symptoms.


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 23:04:42 [Preview] No.54094 del
i can feel a fucking meltdown coming on


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 23:05:51 [Preview] No.54095 del
>>54068
I'm amazed Yarvin (I assume that's him) hasn't been banned from twitter.


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 23:05:52 [Preview] No.54096 del
>>54094
That would just lower your standing even further.


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 23:06:37 [Preview] No.54097 del
>>54094
Have you had a wank?


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 23:10:13 [Preview] No.54098 del
"At least tomorrow will be Tuesday, you tell yourself. But it will be the same. It will always be the same. It will always be Monday. Until you die."


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 23:13:27 [Preview] No.54099 del
>>54096
I can't feel much lower at the moment.


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 23:14:30 [Preview] No.54100 del
>>54098
This is wagietalk. As a neet you have broken free of this endless cycle of mr shekelstein's. You have reached neetvarna.


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 23:14:38 [Preview] No.54101 del
>>54098
It's Wednesday.


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 23:17:42 [Preview] No.54102 del
>>54101
SmartNEET


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 23:26:25 [Preview] No.54103 del


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 23:26:26 [Preview] No.54104 del
>>54101
>Wednesday
Dedicated to Woden, the ancient one-eyed god of death, magic, runes and battle. Think I might go watch some vikings.


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 23:37:04 [Preview] No.54105 del
>>54104
>the ancient one-eyed god of death
Is this a winking reference?


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 23:37:50 [Preview] No.54106 del
>>54104
>vikings
That show is too white. Needs more negroids.


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 23:45:49 [Preview] No.54107 del
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>>54105
>The god of cheeky winks and garlic bread


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 23:47:09 [Preview] No.54108 del
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= Juiced ==


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 23:49:33 [Preview] No.54109 del
>>54108
Big fucking knife. Were the oranges nice and sweet but not too tangy?


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 23:51:28 [Preview] No.54110 del
>>54108
I like those splashback tiles.


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 23:52:16 [Preview] No.54111 del
>>54108
This nigga can't even redtext properly.


NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 23:55:29 [Preview] No.54112 del
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NEET 12/03/2019 (Tue) 23:56:12 [Preview] No.54113 del
There is an illegal thread on the catalog.


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 00:00:13 [Preview] No.54114 del
>>54112
>IKTF


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 00:02:06 [Preview] No.54115 del
>>54113
I removed it.


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 00:04:25 [Preview] No.54116 del
My rubbish removal man is here with his assistant. The assistant is a woman I used to see working at Woolworths. I don't know what the story is there. She must be a relative of his. Maybe his wife.


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 00:04:58 [Preview] No.54117 del
>>54115
I find powerful men erotic.


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 00:07:41 [Preview] No.54118 del
>>54109
they were tangy nothing beats the oranges with the red inside though, they taste like candy

>>54110
the kitchen is adequate

>>54111
too busy trying not to doc myself as usual

>>54116
they obviously gave her job to an immigrant that deserved it


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 00:08:07 [Preview] No.54119 del
>>54117
Agreed he is very Manly


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 00:14:43 [Preview] No.54120 del
>tfw depressed


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 00:16:05 [Preview] No.54122 del
>>54121
God I wish they could be.


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 00:16:49 [Preview] No.54123 del
>>54121
>>54122
hmmmmmmmmmmmm


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 00:18:06 [Preview] No.54124 del
>>54117
Watch Fargo.


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 00:18:09 [Preview] No.54125 del
I wish I was deported out of a cannon. I don't think they make them that big though.


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 00:20:36 [Preview] No.54126 del
>>54125
>I wish I was deported out of a cannon
A complex feel.


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 00:23:12 [Preview] No.54127 del
>>54126
i feel like utter shit this week


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 00:26:02 [Preview] No.54128 del


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 00:27:30 [Preview] No.54129 del
>>54127
my shit has been rather good this week thanks to infowars living defense


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 00:40:58 [Preview] No.54130 del
>>54124
The film or TV series?


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 00:46:06 [Preview] No.54131 del
>>54130
Both are good. I am Fargo Season 3.


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 00:57:42 [Preview] No.54132 del
My rubbish removalists have left to take the first load to the dump. They'll be back.


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 01:03:07 [Preview] No.54133 del
>>54132
Will they need to do another two more trips?


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 01:15:51 [Preview] No.54134 del


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 01:30:20 [Preview] No.54135 del
Day one of keto: vegetables suck, thinking of quitting.


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 01:34:04 [Preview] No.54136 del
>>54135
Just eat meat.


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 01:35:16 [Preview] No.54137 del
>>54135
Give it at least three days.


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 01:39:35 [Preview] No.54138 del
QUICHE

QUICHE LORRAINE


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 01:43:30 [Preview] No.54139 del


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 01:44:34 [Preview] No.54140 del
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What you Auslids up to? I'm just drinking some beer and playing BO4.


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 01:48:16 [Preview] No.54141 del
>>54140
Not too much at all. Are you nocturnal by /brit/ standards?


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 01:59:53 [Preview] No.54142 del
The rubbish removers are back.


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 02:00:12 [Preview] No.54143 del
>>54059
Nothing to steal, probably just wanted all inside the house


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 02:01:44 [Preview] No.54144 del
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>>54141

>Are you nocturnal by /brit/ standards?

I usually have a Night Owl sleep pattern but lately I've been checking into bed around 2-3am and falling asleep by 4am. Tonight I'm having the last few beers in my fridge then going to bed. Just living that NEET lifes as you do.


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 02:04:41 [Preview] No.54145 del
>>54142
Tell them the other NEETs said hi


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 02:05:15 [Preview] No.54146 del
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LUNCHED


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 02:06:59 [Preview] No.54147 del
>>54146
Burned crust on bread.
A lot of glare issues on surfaces. Plate cleaner than normal.
Correct mug orientation.
6.5/10


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 02:07:18 [Preview] No.54148 del
>>54144
Do you have any future goals/plans?


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 02:08:22 [Preview] No.54149 del
>>54146
I agree with >>54147 but I would give it a generous 7.5/10


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 02:08:58 [Preview] No.54150 del
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>>54148

My only goal in life is to get as comfy womfy as possible.


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 02:10:48 [Preview] No.54151 del
>>54150
Sounds like a nice goal. Have you ever seen this?


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 02:12:32 [Preview] No.54152 del
Delivery man has been, now I can relax


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 02:14:52 [Preview] No.54153 del
>>54152
What was delivered?

I am still waiting for my delivery today.


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 02:17:21 [Preview] No.54154 del
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>>54151

>Have you ever seen this?

I have now lad. Seems like a NEET shaming kind of propaganda to me. What the commentary doesn't address is the fact that menial work often leads to mental stagnation and physical exhaustion. I'd rather be a NEET, at least then I can do whatever I please with my free time.


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 02:20:07 [Preview] No.54155 del
>>54143
I was worried they might steal the communal cum rag


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 02:20:43 [Preview] No.54156 del
>>54154
Thanks for your input.


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 02:21:06 [Preview] No.54157 del
Just went and got lunch with my brother it was nice.


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 02:22:01 [Preview] No.54158 del
>>54157
What did you get to eat?


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 02:22:33 [Preview] No.54159 del
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>>54153
New amp for my home theater room, just waiting on the ceiling speakers to turn up tomorrow


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 02:22:44 [Preview] No.54160 del
>>54158
A chicken roll


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 02:22:55 [Preview] No.54161 del
>>54157
What you have


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 02:24:20 [Preview] No.54162 del
>>54159
Nice.


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 02:25:03 [Preview] No.54163 del
I ate too many grapes. Feeling unwell now.


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 02:26:36 [Preview] No.54164 del
Rubbish removal man is chainsawing some of the tree branches on the green waste pile.


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 02:26:57 [Preview] No.54165 del
>>54163
I think we all knew that was going to happen


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 02:27:20 [Preview] No.54166 del
>>54163
Similar to the Goon tax.


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 02:38:24 [Preview] No.54167 del
Got my results back from the first year CS course. Got 94%, HD. Still no word on the physics. Tomorrow is the latest the results will be in by. I am a bit worried with how long it is taking.


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 02:39:23 [Preview] No.54168 del
>>54029
>I was drinking water out of a vodka bottle


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 02:41:10 [Preview] No.54169 del
>>54163
> eating grapes not in GOON form

absolutely vile


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 02:42:48 [Preview] No.54170 del
>>54168
i drink vodka out of water bottles


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 02:43:37 [Preview] No.54171 del
>>54167
>Got 94%, HD
Well done a very positive result.


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 02:45:41 [Preview] No.54172 del
>>54170
Based and boongpilled. The Adelaide boongs love drinking goon out of lemonade bottles.


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 02:46:10 [Preview] No.54173 del
>>54171
Thanks neet. I put in a solid effort so it is good to see such a result.


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 02:46:50 [Preview] No.54174 del
>>54167
Well done m8. Very impressive.


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 02:51:13 [Preview] No.54175 del
>tfw video comments distract you
https://youtube.com/watch?v=w3SzPfs0CHM [Embed]


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 02:55:51 [Preview] No.54176 del
>>54172
my goon actually looks exactly like yellow powerade, i have put merlot in red powerade bottlebefore , these days that's too much effort if im out i just pour it into a stainless steel cup and people cant see shit


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 03:09:51 [Preview] No.54177 del
>>54129
THIS MAN IS YOUR FRIEND. HE FIGHTS FOR FREEDOM AGAINST ARMENIAN HOLOCAUST DENIERS


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 03:11:05 [Preview] No.54178 del
>>54175
DESIGNATED SHITPOSTING SECTION


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 03:11:25 [Preview] No.54179 del
>>54177
Is he humble?


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 03:11:51 [Preview] No.54180 del
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>>54121
They've been here 40,000 years. That's long enough - time to give someone else a turn.


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 03:13:20 [Preview] No.54181 del
>>54180
>time to give someone else a turn.
The Africans?


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 03:33:02 [Preview] No.54182 del
The second load of rubbish has been driven away. Just one load left now.


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 03:41:01 [Preview] No.54183 del
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humble water filter salesman indeed


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 03:43:56 [Preview] No.54184 del
>>54183
hmmmmm
>InfoWars host and conspiracy theorist Alex Jones said his false statements after tragic mass shootings were caused by a "psychosis."
>"And I, myself, have almost had like a form of psychosis back in the past where I basically thought everything was staged, even though I’m now learning a lot of times things aren’t staged," Jones said.
>Jones also said that the "trauma" of the media "lying so much" caused him to distrust everything.
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/infowars-alex-jones-claims-psychosis-caused-him-question-sandy-hook-n989091


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 03:45:01 [Preview] No.54185 del
>>54179
He is Alexander Emerick Jones - superhero, scholar, and gentleman.
Personally I can't stand to listen to the guy so I don't really know what he stands for


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 03:48:49 [Preview] No.54187 del
>>54183
Why couldn't this be our timeline?
>>54186
Caffeine can cause psychosis in sufficient doses, which is why all the cool neets are getting decaffeinated.


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 03:52:29 [Preview] No.54189 del
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Neets, I need to go somewhere but I'm in a kfc coma and am now so colonel'd I can't get up.


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 03:53:03 [Preview] No.54190 del
>>54188
Does it come in 6XL size? Asking for a friend.


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 03:53:49 [Preview] No.54191 del
>>54190
I don't think you're being serious, but it's a Federal offence to possess body armour here.


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 03:54:58 [Preview] No.54192 del
>>54190
Sorry I think XXL was the max size but you could always custom order one.


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 03:55:00 [Preview] No.54193 del
I have a headache. Could this be caffeine withdrawal?


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 03:57:34 [Preview] No.54194 del
>>54193
or a brain tumor


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 03:57:52 [Preview] No.54195 del
Still no more snakes at work


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 03:58:24 [Preview] No.54196 del
>>54193
Could be. Are you drinking plenty of water?


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 03:59:18 [Preview] No.54197 del
>>54195
The run towards them must have been a secret code that tells them to run away, otherwise he will still all your venom.


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 04:02:17 [Preview] No.54198 del
Once I finish my diploma and hopefully get a job I think I might join a gun club.


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 04:03:50 [Preview] No.54199 del
>>54198
What are your thoughts on Christmas carols?


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 04:07:49 [Preview] No.54200 del
>>54199
Don't really care about them, why?


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 04:08:18 [Preview] No.54201 del
>>54200
Just wondering...


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 04:11:06 [Preview] No.54202 del
>>54193
How long have you been drinking caffeine for?


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 04:12:57 [Preview] No.54203 del


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 04:14:20 [Preview] No.54204 del
>>54201
Sounds like the christmas carols by candlelight neet date is off.


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 04:15:32 [Preview] No.54205 del
>>54204
What do Christmas carols have to do with me possibly joining a gun club in a years time?


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 04:15:35 [Preview] No.54206 del
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How many actual unemployed neets do we have here anyway?


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 04:18:27 [Preview] No.54207 del
>>54206
Me. I just want a job so I don't have to worry about money and so I actually have something to do.


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 04:18:50 [Preview] No.54208 del
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Just coomed to this pic.


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 04:19:59 [Preview] No.54209 del
>>54205
It can be the miracle of Christmas.


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 04:20:17 [Preview] No.54210 del


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 04:20:35 [Preview] No.54211 del
>>54207
Those feels are very true.


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 04:24:03 [Preview] No.54212 del
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NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 04:27:41 [Preview] No.54213 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=nEH7_2c644Q [Embed]


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 04:27:55 [Preview] No.54214 del
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>>54208
There is only one picture you should be cooming too m8


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 04:30:44 [Preview] No.54215 del
>>54196
Not really.


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 04:31:11 [Preview] No.54216 del
>>54202
15 years or so.


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 04:32:30 [Preview] No.54217 del
The Rubbish removers are back for the final load.


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 04:35:00 [Preview] No.54218 del
>>54215
That can also give you a head ache or at least that happens to me.


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 04:36:49 [Preview] No.54219 del
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When I was younger I thought that your testicles could retract up into your body and get stuck.


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 04:37:20 [Preview] No.54220 del
>>54216
You're probably getting withdrawal headaches then.
>>54207
>>54211
But the internet provides you with wanking material. Dan provides you with sustenance for the spirit. The taxpayer provides you with neetbux.


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 04:37:30 [Preview] No.54221 del
>>54219
That happened to me without the stuck part but a surgery fixed it.


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 04:38:39 [Preview] No.54222 del
>>54220
My life sometimes feels like a gape it can never be filled.


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 04:38:40 [Preview] No.54223 del
because we are on the worst timeline

was listening to AJ while cleaning my bike and David Icke came back on today... so comfy


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 04:39:20 [Preview] No.54224 del
Even though I'm still drinking some caffeine, I badly feel the need for a substitute. Might get a macca's chocolate thickshake. Anyone want anything while I'm out?


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 04:40:18 [Preview] No.54225 del
>>54224
24 nuggets.


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 04:40:40 [Preview] No.54226 del


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 04:40:47 [Preview] No.54227 del
>>54224
30kg of Microwaved Sausages. Thx.


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 04:43:02 [Preview] No.54228 del
>>54224
https://youtube.com/watch?v=71CkhPyd92A [Embed]


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 04:43:46 [Preview] No.54229 del
>>54224
one large crowbar please


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 04:49:32 [Preview] No.54230 del
>>54168
I don't like drinking out of plastic bottles and vodka bottles are all I have lying around


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 04:51:05 [Preview] No.54231 del
>>54198
Will you shoot the guns?


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 04:52:20 [Preview] No.54232 del
>>54155
Nah I keep that in a safety deposit box and take it out for weekends


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 04:53:53 [Preview] No.54233 del
>>54229
They're big and black


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 04:56:52 [Preview] No.54234 del
>>54230
they make great water bottles (no cleaning needed to get the taste out)

just remove the label to not look a boong


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 04:57:16 [Preview] No.54235 del
>posting cuck porn


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 05:00:32 [Preview] No.54236 del
>>54234
My brand of Coles instant coffee make excellent water and piss jars


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 05:01:00 [Preview] No.54237 del
Having a download of Skyrim.


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 05:02:44 [Preview] No.54238 del
(70.44 KB 450x284 Colonel Murphy.jpg)
I have created Colonel Murphy


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 05:05:40 [Preview] No.54239 del
The rubbish removal is done. Cost me $510


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 05:07:13 [Preview] No.54240 del
>tfw steady 4.5MB/s download despite distance to router and cheap wifi card


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 05:08:34 [Preview] No.54241 del
>>54239
Yikes!


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 05:08:43 [Preview] No.54242 del
>>54238
Has potential


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 05:09:23 [Preview] No.54243 del
>>54239
I thought they quoted you a lower figure?


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 05:10:10 [Preview] No.54244 del
Mother cleaned the poo stains off my toilet while I was at work. Putting some back right now.


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 05:10:18 [Preview] No.54245 del
>>54240
i pull 8MB/s off my iphone as a 4G hotspot


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 05:10:57 [Preview] No.54246 del
>>54245
I pull my dick


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 05:12:09 [Preview] No.54247 del
>>54243
possum is too humble to negotiate a firm deal


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 05:13:22 [Preview] No.54248 del
>>54238
Good work, he looks a bit Chinese.


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 05:14:04 [Preview] No.54249 del
>>54244
Good work.


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 05:14:20 [Preview] No.54250 del


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 05:18:55 [Preview] No.54251 del
>>54245
Yeah, my phone is faster on 4g than any wifi I've tried, even faster than the uni wifi.


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 05:21:50 [Preview] No.54252 del
>>54251
i pay $45 for 100GB / month and its my main source of internet...

anyways off for a ride and DAN and a smoke, later taters .....


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 05:25:01 [Preview] No.54253 del
>>54239
At least now you have a nice clean yard


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 05:30:49 [Preview] No.54254 del
I've drunk too much water and tea and now I feel sick.


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 05:30:50 [Preview] No.54255 del
>>54049
I vote B and C.
isnt democratic groupthink what drove us here in the first instance?


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 05:32:13 [Preview] No.54256 del
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>>54248
If you only knew the dark truth...


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 05:38:21 [Preview] No.54257 del
Large bum belch


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 05:39:00 [Preview] No.54258 del
>>54256
Interesting.


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 05:39:16 [Preview] No.54259 del
high level eldererate poo stain


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 05:43:21 [Preview] No.54260 del
This smoke everywhere in Sydney can fuck right off


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 05:44:32 [Preview] No.54261 del
>>54260
>IKTF


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 05:50:53 [Preview] No.54263 del
>>54255
>democratic groupthink
I prefer to think of it as mob or herd behaviour - we need the comfort that can only be provided by a herd full of rich musky neetscents.


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 05:52:24 [Preview] No.54264 del
>>54263
I haven't showered since midday Sunday


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 05:53:12 [Preview] No.54265 del
>>54049
Hell no but it is rightful clay and they should give 8chan to the abos


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 05:55:31 [Preview] No.54266 del
>>54263
>democratic groupthink
>perverted democracy
>appropriated "equality" from the communists
>importation of slave laborers and immigrants for votes
More fine American products.


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 05:56:52 [Preview] No.54267 del
>>54264
Natural NEET
We support you.


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 06:00:05 [Preview] No.54268 del
>>54084
Fuck you're such a cunt weber, why cant you get into christmas like normal people?
>>54266
How's it feel living in the belly of the beast?


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 06:00:49 [Preview] No.54269 del
>>54268
Fuck you.


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 06:03:19 [Preview] No.54270 del
>>54268
>>54269
Webby is being quite reasonable. Those cunt fucktards do so little actual work that they have time to worry about their mission of "workplace feminization" and other adult daycare ideals.


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 06:05:25 [Preview] No.54271 del
>>54268
>christmas
It is Yule and I will get into it when they allow me to celebrate the traditional ways like hanging a live horse from the tree outside of the office


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 06:07:45 [Preview] No.54272 del
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Maybe some christmas cheer will liven things up here


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 06:09:10 [Preview] No.54273 del
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>>54268
>How's it feel living in the belly of the beast?


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 06:11:01 [Preview] No.54274 del
>>54262
She's no Judy.


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 06:11:22 [Preview] No.54275 del
>>54273
Dont frown SeppoNEET. The big igloo will kick off over there, you just have to believe!


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 06:12:29 [Preview] No.54276 del
I might destroy some of the Christmas decorations in the morning. Nobody else is in the office at that time.


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 06:14:14 [Preview] No.54277 del
>>54276
Yes! Do it!!!!


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 06:14:50 [Preview] No.54278 del
>>54276
Replace them all with pagan symbols


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 06:15:44 [Preview] No.54279 del
>>54275
>The big igloo
Is there a new word filter?
I get you.


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 06:18:44 [Preview] No.54280 del
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2019-12-04/medevac-jacqui-lambie-coalition-repeal/11745704
I'm actually sorta proud of the tassie army slut roastie for this deal.
I wonder what the secret is?
My guess is that she wont be able to keep her frog mouth shut about it, and will tell womans day before the month is out.


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 06:23:31 [Preview] No.54281 del
>>54068
I love his writings on the DE.


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 06:25:21 [Preview] No.54282 del
>>54264
No shower December..you can do it neet


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 06:25:41 [Preview] No.54283 del
Do you ever just shit your pants on public transport to flex on normies?


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 06:26:37 [Preview] No.54284 del
>>54282
I shall try


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 06:27:15 [Preview] No.54285 del
Just had a small garden salad for dinner.


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 06:28:08 [Preview] No.54286 del
>>54283
Yes and in other places.


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 06:28:29 [Preview] No.54287 del


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 06:28:32 [Preview] No.54288 del
>>54268
not weber, but I no longer enjoy christmas at all, I will sit here alone on christmas day like every other day


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 06:28:51 [Preview] No.54289 del
>>54285
Bit early for din dins. Was it nice?


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 06:29:07 [Preview] No.54290 del
>>54285
>eating disorder


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 06:29:54 [Preview] No.54291 del
>>54289
It was OK. Mother made it. I explained I had a pie for lunch so didn't deserve a full meal.


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 06:30:00 [Preview] No.54292 del
>>54288
>alone on christmas day like every other day
Why not have a party with Webby.


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 06:30:13 [Preview] No.54293 del
>>54283
Occasionally


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 06:30:20 [Preview] No.54294 del
Just watched the Mandalorian episode 4, not as bad as I thought it would be considering who the director was


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 06:30:36 [Preview] No.54295 del
>>54288
sacrifice a goat to Odin


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 06:32:27 [Preview] No.54296 del
>>54292
maybe we could murder each other


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 06:37:44 [Preview] No.54297 del
>>54296
You can each bring festive brown snakes that you tie a bow to before you give it to each other.


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 06:39:40 [Preview] No.54298 del
(128.73 KB 634x356 bs.jpeg)


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 06:40:16 [Preview] No.54299 del
>>54298
Looks good but could be better with a festive bow tbqh


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 06:41:48 [Preview] No.54300 del


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 06:43:57 [Preview] No.54301 del
>>54223
Styxenhammer666 on bitchute is better than AJ. Less of the seppo politic too.


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 06:47:03 [Preview] No.54302 del
>>54241
>>54243
I got quoted between $480 and $510.

It took two people 6 hours. If they allow themselves a salary of $25 an hour that is $300 just on wages. Then you have $210 left over to pay the dumping fees, pay for the petrol for all the driving, wear and tear on equipment etc. I don't think $510 was an unreasonable price.


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 06:47:24 [Preview] No.54303 del
>>54288
go find an orphans christmas. Melbourne has one at that park in the city. I turned up with my bike and made some friends straight away.


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 06:48:13 [Preview] No.54304 del
>>54253
It is much improved, but still pretty ugly.


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 06:49:09 [Preview] No.54305 del
>>54302
these guys have private rubbish dumps and take out the useful stuff to sell. Its a racket.


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 06:49:56 [Preview] No.54306 del
Dole bludging cunts


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 06:50:10 [Preview] No.54307 del
>>54303
fuck the orphans


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 06:52:59 [Preview] No.54308 del
>>54294
What if they made the movies bad so people would buy a good 10 years of Star Wars streaming tv subscriptions


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 06:53:29 [Preview] No.54309 del
Just had 10 wicked wings and 2 popcorn chicken go buckets.


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 06:54:10 [Preview] No.54310 del
>>54309
High protein.
well done NEET


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 06:54:23 [Preview] No.54311 del
>>54306
>IKTF


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 06:56:49 [Preview] No.54312 del
>>54308
With Disney it wouldn't surprise me, they do know how to squeeze every last cent out of people


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 07:01:31 [Preview] No.54314 del
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>>54313
Gough was there first


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 07:03:09 [Preview] No.54315 del
>be australian
>spiders are bigger than your penis


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 07:05:39 [Preview] No.54316 del
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>>54315
Hello Bulgarian person


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 07:07:04 [Preview] No.54317 del
>>54307
No its a bit of a piss up.
You could go to the homeless shelter and kick it with the stinking self entitled toothless wino cunts.


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 07:11:38 [Preview] No.54318 del
Are you here Webber? Its hobo, is there any talk of all the shit heads doing dumb stuff on SCT?


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 07:12:18 [Preview] No.54319 del
>>54318
What is SCT?


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 07:12:42 [Preview] No.54320 del
A company


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 07:13:27 [Preview] No.54321 del
SCT Logistics? Not that I'm aware of.


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 07:14:56 [Preview] No.54323 del
>>54319
choo choo


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 07:17:00 [Preview] No.54324 del
True, well anyway grafitti people have been doing dumb shit and I wanna bash them all for being idiots. Just wondered if there was any talks of the happenings at artc.


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 07:17:09 [Preview] No.54325 del
>>54098
Get out of my skull.


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 07:19:11 [Preview] No.54326 del
(5.04 MB 5960x3188 image.jpeg)
It's a Nuro is getting drunk at the cliffs episode.


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 07:19:28 [Preview] No.54327 del
>>54324
ARTC staff are more concerned with their shitty Christmas decorations at the moment.


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 07:20:33 [Preview] No.54328 del
>>54325
A neet mind rapeing...HOT


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 07:21:36 [Preview] No.54329 del
>>54326
Where's the dot?


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 07:21:37 [Preview] No.54330 del
>>54167
I get my results back tomorrow, they will be nowhere near as high as your results I’d imagine


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 07:21:40 [Preview] No.54331 del
>>54200
You lost your chance.


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 07:22:41 [Preview] No.54332 del
😂 okay I guess they're working hard then


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 07:23:33 [Preview] No.54333 del
>>54238
lol, high quality


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 07:23:53 [Preview] No.54334 del
>>54239
That is fucking theft.


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 07:24:34 [Preview] No.54335 del
Wanna go digging through Posso's rubbish pile.


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 07:25:14 [Preview] No.54336 del
>>54329
I can still airdrop photos between my good iphone and burner iphone


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 07:25:28 [Preview] No.54337 del
>>54294
Who is the director?


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 07:25:53 [Preview] No.54338 del
>>54334
Worse than theft. They took his shit AND his money.


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 07:26:30 [Preview] No.54339 del
>>54302
They sold the shit for scrap and if they were actually working, they could've done it in two which would've included dumping it.


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 07:26:52 [Preview] No.54340 del
>>54309
Did you get anything to dip them in?


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 07:27:19 [Preview] No.54341 del
>>54316
I presume he is one of the globomods.


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 07:27:54 [Preview] No.54342 del
>>54337
Bryce Mommy Howard


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 07:28:01 [Preview] No.54343 del
>>54328
Wagie bondage.


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 07:28:21 [Preview] No.54344 del


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 07:28:46 [Preview] No.54345 del
>>54342
I don't know who that is.


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 07:29:08 [Preview] No.54346 del
I am still working my way through Jedi: Fallen Order. I changed the combat settings to "Story Mode" which is the easiest setting, and even then fights are too much work. The best part of the game is getting new clothes for the character to wear, or new paint jobs for the ship.


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 07:29:18 [Preview] No.54347 del
Catch up complete. Feel like wicked wings and popcorn chicken now.


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 07:30:48 [Preview] No.54348 del
>>54337
Remember the female lead in the last 2 jurassic park movies (Bryce dallas Howard) thats her, Ron Howards daughter..gee wonder why she got the job...thanks daddy


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 07:30:59 [Preview] No.54349 del
>>54322
>Life, Death, Life.
>Light, Darkness, Light, Darkness;
>Light, Life?
>Nothing can stop nature.
>Not even nature itself.


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 07:31:10 [Preview] No.54350 del
>>54326
I wanna see the raped by the cliffs episode


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 07:32:08 [Preview] No.54351 del
>>54346
You should become a game journalist at this point.


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 07:32:22 [Preview] No.54352 del
>>54346
Is there a strategy component to avoid or slink around the fights?


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 07:32:37 [Preview] No.54353 del
>>54348
There was a new Jurassic Park movie? I only found out today they made a new Terminator movie and it looks shit


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 07:32:44 [Preview] No.54354 del
>>54350
If he's out after dark the Boongs will get him again


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 07:33:03 [Preview] No.54355 del
>>54341
>endch
>mods


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 07:33:11 [Preview] No.54356 del
>>54348
All hollywood is like that. They're more inbred than the southern hicks.


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 07:33:18 [Preview] No.54357 del
>>54326
That's a nice one Nuro. Very good.


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 07:33:35 [Preview] No.54358 del
Might go on the prowl tonight and give some homeless boongs a prostate exam.


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 07:33:50 [Preview] No.54359 del
>>54355
Don't lie to me.


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 07:33:58 [Preview] No.54360 del
>>54330
A P is as good as an HD in the end.


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 07:34:39 [Preview] No.54361 del
>>54349
Still better than that mangoes poem from the 2017 HSC.


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 07:35:24 [Preview] No.54362 del
>>54345
Ron Howard’s daughter.. she was the red head in jurrassic world


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 07:35:24 [Preview] No.54363 del
>>54358
So the NEETs miss out again, fucking typical


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 07:35:31 [Preview] No.54364 del
>>54358
Are you experienced?
I need mine rechecked. I am paranoid about it.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=XxHS9lTUN4Y [Embed]


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 07:36:37 [Preview] No.54365 del
>>54340
I went in dry.


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 07:36:50 [Preview] No.54366 del
>>54364
>>54363
Boongs only.


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 07:37:18 [Preview] No.54367 del
>>54347
Hello. Have things settled down on the domestic front?


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 07:37:58 [Preview] No.54368 del
>>54362
>jurrassic world
I haven't seen that.


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 07:38:18 [Preview] No.54369 del
>>54365
They went in dry


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 07:38:23 [Preview] No.54370 del
(25.92 KB 496x399 dollbludgeoncunts.jpg)


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 07:38:51 [Preview] No.54371 del
>>54352
Not really.


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 07:38:52 [Preview] No.54372 del
>>54358
Good to see some proctologists doing some pro bono work.


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 07:39:17 [Preview] No.54373 del
>>54365
Vulgar.


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 07:40:04 [Preview] No.54374 del
>>54373
Vagina.


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 07:40:54 [Preview] No.54375 del
>>54366
So who will be checking us at the commune? 10K, might as well he is doing everything else


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 07:41:04 [Preview] No.54376 del
>>54367
It seems so.


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 07:41:34 [Preview] No.54377 del
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This is the best picture in the world


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 07:41:53 [Preview] No.54378 del
>>54375
You can finger your own bumhole m80,I only abuse girls bottoms


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 07:43:34 [Preview] No.54379 del
>>54375
He can pay for it with his weed money and maybe his gf I won't call her that word any more can pull some extra shifts to cover you guys.


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 07:45:22 [Preview] No.54380 del
>So why did you start growing Cannabis Mr NEET ?
>Well your honour,I had to pay for proctology for the unemploted at this commune you see...


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 07:45:39 [Preview] No.54381 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=aq5Pk7RgMEA [Embed]


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 07:45:45 [Preview] No.54382 del
>>54379
fille de joie


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 07:46:38 [Preview] No.54383 del


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 07:46:53 [Preview] No.54384 del
>>54379
The politically correct term is working lady


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 07:49:05 [Preview] No.54385 del
>>54379
Yeah I agree she is his gf now


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 07:50:42 [Preview] No.54386 del
>>54385
If she's my gf then I stop posting pictures of her.


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 07:53:14 [Preview] No.54387 del
>>54386
So you should, just an elbow or something ever now and again


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 07:54:54 [Preview] No.54388 del
>>54386
That's fine. I just don't like calling women the w word.


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 07:55:11 [Preview] No.54389 del
>>54386
Ask her how Weber should die


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 07:58:31 [Preview] No.54390 del
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>>54389
As an old man


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 07:59:44 [Preview] No.54391 del
>>54357
Thanks


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 08:01:59 [Preview] No.54392 del
>>54388
>>54389
She'll be over in a couple of hours, I'll get her to make a post if the threads not at end thread mong speed


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 08:06:09 [Preview] No.54393 del
>>54388
weber


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 08:07:44 [Preview] No.54394 del
>>54392
Could you please ask her if she had any advice for approaching girls in the uni library?


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 08:08:12 [Preview] No.54395 del
What if Weber is the Whore?


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 08:08:48 [Preview] No.54396 del
>>54394
Offer them money ?


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 08:09:07 [Preview] No.54397 del
>>54395
I wish you cunt.


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 08:09:35 [Preview] No.54398 del
>>54395
Then Posso and Cruisey are no longer the power couple


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 08:11:40 [Preview] No.54399 del
wheber


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 08:11:56 [Preview] No.54400 del
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>>54391
Blaze it.


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 08:12:04 [Preview] No.54401 del
>>54397
Cheer up webby, 10k will fuck you if you slap a bit of shoe polish on your face.


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 08:12:30 [Preview] No.54402 del
>>54397
You wish the whore was actually webby? You'd rather fuck webby? I don't blame you, I'd like to fuck webby.


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 08:12:33 [Preview] No.54403 del
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NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 08:12:51 [Preview] No.54404 del
>>54400
noice


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 08:13:30 [Preview] No.54405 del
Webby and I will buy the lot of you and sell you to AIDS boongs


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 08:17:24 [Preview] No.54406 del
I started a new Jigsaw today. The Bunnings table is working well. Ideal surface.


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 08:18:32 [Preview] No.54407 del


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 08:19:20 [Preview] No.54408 del
>>54407
Yeah, I suspect faulty NEETlore
or possibly a really deviant sexual fantasy


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 08:19:49 [Preview] No.54409 del
>>54406
> new Jigsaw today.
how many pieces


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 08:20:55 [Preview] No.54410 del
Would
10K
shag
Weber
dressed up as
Cruiseys Monk/Monaro


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 08:21:05 [Preview] No.54411 del
71.65kg


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 08:21:15 [Preview] No.54412 del
kek


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 08:21:43 [Preview] No.54413 del
>>54411
That's a lot of rice


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 08:23:01 [Preview] No.54414 del
>>54411
I've done poos bigger than that.


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 08:23:52 [Preview] No.54415 del
>>54410
Who wouldn't


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 08:23:52 [Preview] No.54416 del
>>54414
My poos have done poos bigger than your poos


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 08:24:51 [Preview] No.54417 del
I am a 125kg poo


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 08:25:07 [Preview] No.54418 del
>>54417
living in a world of shit


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 08:26:32 [Preview] No.54419 del
>>54418
Is he Indian ?


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 08:30:55 [Preview] No.54420 del
>>54417
I was 129 kg when I weighed myself this morning. On Monday I was around 135kg.


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 08:31:23 [Preview] No.54421 del
10kg heavier than when I started lifting.


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NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 08:32:54 [Preview] No.54423 del
I was at the gym and I saw this pair again, ostensibly trainer-neophyte.
The trainer was 50,unkempt obese slob giant of a man.
The neophyte was a svelte 20Yo zoomer.
The "personal training" looked exactly like grooming, with the slob having the zoomer bent in yoga poses, hands on, though not quite on intimate parts.
The gym is festooned with cameras and the other good aussie lads have noticed them too.
what do?


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 08:33:14 [Preview] No.54424 del
Each competitor in the Nurgle 2019 should get a 6XL shirt.


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 08:34:07 [Preview] No.54425 del
>>54423
>what do
take pictures for us


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 08:34:15 [Preview] No.54426 del
>>54422
That is a lot of pieces


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 08:34:20 [Preview] No.54427 del
>>54423
Have a wank


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 08:34:49 [Preview] No.54428 del
>>54425
not helpful. Kid at risk of getting raped.


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 08:35:41 [Preview] No.54429 del
>>54428
>svelte 20Yo zoomer
By you or him ?


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 08:37:01 [Preview] No.54430 del
>>54428
That is why you should avoid him.


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 08:42:52 [Preview] No.54431 del
weber should become a gym instructor


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 08:44:12 [Preview] No.54432 del
>>54429
so there are worse things than getting raped by an obese boomer slob.
A jocker-boy relationship is truly one of the darkest of psychological places, and the most hideous of social artefacts.


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 08:45:17 [Preview] No.54433 del
>>54431
I can imagine his hands over my body now to correct my position.


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 08:51:51 [Preview] No.54435 del
>>54434
I'm not buying anything else for the next 5 months.


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 08:58:26 [Preview] No.54436 del
Webers wanton wealth will wait wistfully


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 08:59:03 [Preview] No.54437 del
Do any other NEETs still live all cash ?


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 09:00:21 [Preview] No.54438 del
Lots of mean posts about poor webby.


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 09:01:15 [Preview] No.54439 del
>>54435
>next 5 months.
Please don't.


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 09:01:41 [Preview] No.54440 del
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>>54438
I like Webby


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 09:02:03 [Preview] No.54441 del
>>54440
We all do.


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 09:03:26 [Preview] No.54442 del
>>54437
As a way of reducing my assets for Cenno.


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 09:04:23 [Preview] No.54443 del
WIZZY ON STANDBY


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 09:04:39 [Preview] No.54444 del
CRAIG >>> DAN


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 09:05:01 [Preview] No.54445 del
>>54444
Cheeky cunt.


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 09:05:53 [Preview] No.54446 del
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>>54444
YA FUGGIN BOONG CARNT


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 09:06:57 [Preview] No.54447 del
Wizzy was gonna wish that a NEET gets a bj in an hours time


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 09:07:55 [Preview] No.54448 del
>>54447
I wanted to wish Webby happiness.


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 09:08:14 [Preview] No.54449 del
>>54442
Cenno wants to finger your assets


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 09:08:42 [Preview] No.54450 del
>>54448
Bj's are quite good for that


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 09:09:15 [Preview] No.54451 del
>>54444
>>54446
Cursed by boong wizzy, how unfortunate.


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 09:11:33 [Preview] No.54452 del
>>54449
It does. Next financial year when everything blows over I'll claim it. I'll probably need it by then.


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 09:15:15 [Preview] No.54453 del
>>54452
They made me wait 16 weeks for having I think 42K
Might be wrong, it was a while back


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 09:17:20 [Preview] No.54454 del
>>54453
That's why it'll be lodged on the 1st of July. What income, I don't have a job I'll say?


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 09:18:27 [Preview] No.54455 del
>>54454
Nothing wrong with drinking a $1000 bottle of whisky a night for 3 weeks Mr Cenno man


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 09:18:39 [Preview] No.54456 del
>>54453
yeah it's something close to that


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 09:25:39 [Preview] No.54457 del
Going to bed. Good night.


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 09:28:16 [Preview] No.54458 del
>>54457
Good night.


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 09:29:12 [Preview] No.54459 del
>>54457
night m8


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 09:30:25 [Preview] No.54460 del
>>54455
Cenno will just be to cover my outgoings and have some money for NEET treats on occasion. I just want to study and move on with life. Not having to worry about Cenno will be nice but I can imagine I'll be on Newstart jumping through hoops.


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 09:30:43 [Preview] No.54461 del
>>54457
Good night.


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 09:32:24 [Preview] No.54462 del
>>54460
What do you want to study?


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 09:34:28 [Preview] No.54463 del
>>54462
Proctology, specializing in indigenous health care in rural and remote communities.


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 09:35:51 [Preview] No.54464 del
>>54462
Computer science but he is >>54463 I do have dreams.


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 09:36:33 [Preview] No.54465 del
Was I really ripped off by the rubbish man? He offered me a cheaper price for cash - no invoice - which I accepted. Should I report him to the tax office as revenge?


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 09:39:17 [Preview] No.54466 del
>>54465
Wot..no, for the time they were there etc it was a resonable price


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 09:39:35 [Preview] No.54467 del
>>54465
Some NEETs say that but I don't think so. I think for hours worked and rubbish costs were reasonable. Accept it and move on.


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 09:40:30 [Preview] No.54468 del
>>54465
Nah I think the price sounded about right.


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 09:41:07 [Preview] No.54469 del
>>54464
I'm starting a diploma of IT next year. Depending on how that goes I'll go for a full bachelor's degree.


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 09:42:05 [Preview] No.54470 del
>>54469
Have fun in the curry gulag.


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 09:42:17 [Preview] No.54471 del
>>54444
OOOOOFFFFTFTTFTFFFF

> can’t even rely on Booong Wizards these days....


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 09:43:02 [Preview] No.54472 del
Almost pooed my pants


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 09:43:06 [Preview] No.54473 del
>>54469
Good luck to the best of us.


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 09:43:44 [Preview] No.54474 del
>>54472
Better luck next time.


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 09:43:58 [Preview] No.54475 del
>>54472
Room for improvement.


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 09:45:38 [Preview] No.54476 del
Make sure you are nice to whore if she comes on for a cheeky shitpost.


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 09:46:28 [Preview] No.54477 del
>>54476
Are you sure that's a good idea m8? there are some real animals here. Bitter and twisted.


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 09:46:30 [Preview] No.54478 del
>>54470
Beats being unemployed.


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 09:46:40 [Preview] No.54479 del
>>54476
I hope she sees the banner tbh


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 09:47:14 [Preview] No.54480 del
>>54477
>Bitter and twisted.
How did you know?


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 09:49:34 [Preview] No.54481 del
>>54477
I'm not 10k, but he said he might bring her on.


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 09:50:14 [Preview] No.54482 del
>>54476
>whore
*gf


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 09:50:45 [Preview] No.54483 del
>>54476
She knows about us?


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 09:53:33 [Preview] No.54484 del
>>54483
10k has messaged her about us before.


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 09:57:48 [Preview] No.54485 del
>>54476
As long as she understands that there are no women on the internet, and anyone professing to be one is assumed to be:
a) LARPing tranny
b) Attention seeking whore
c) Troll.


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 10:02:44 [Preview] No.54486 del
>>54484
No roasties on the board. This is our oldest and most sacred tradition.


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 10:06:15 [Preview] No.54487 del
>>54485
Is our tranny still here? or did we lose him/her


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 10:06:59 [Preview] No.54488 del
>>54487
Nuro got sick of doing that.


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NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 10:08:47 [Preview] No.54490 del
>>54488
nah m8, he was here long before nuro


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 10:08:59 [Preview] No.54491 del
>>54488
His ankle flash still gets me going.


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 10:09:13 [Preview] No.54492 del
Just had some chicken breast (seasoned with garlic salt and pepper) and steamed veggies for dinner. I forgot to take a pic for the NEETs that have asked in the past.

Fought hard not to binge today. I started this "diet" without any money in the bank and I don't want to ask my granddad to get me any groceries so I'm just living off the chicken breasts I've bought and frozen over time. I've probably got at least a dozen more breasts in the freezer and enough frozen veggies to steam for them. We have four pies in the deep freezer outside that are taunting me though, I'm fighting the urge not to eat them.

I've also drastically cut down on my sugar consumption. Pretty much only get sugar from the 1 or 2 bikkies I eat a day and a couple of nectarines the past couple of days. Granddad finished off the last of the nectarines though. Haven't had any coffee which I add some weightloss powder and a little bit of honey to since I've run out of my lactose free milk and as I said earlier I'm not going to ask him to buy me some groceries when he goes out.

Still feel like shit like I did on Monday when I decided to start this, but I feel better, looking forward to weighing myself tomorrow. Might see if my grandparents and aunt are willing to pay for my membership at the local uni gym and I just pay them back over time. I think it's around $400 for a year, cheaper as a student and I am one so I'll need to check the price again, I might even be able to pay for it since I've quit weed and after I'm down with this pouch I'm also quitting tobacco.


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 10:11:12 [Preview] No.54493 del
>>54492
Well this post ended up being longer than I intended. Sorry for the long post.


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NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 10:12:00 [Preview] No.54495 del
>>54492
You should be able to pay it for it over time.


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 10:13:36 [Preview] No.54496 del
I also need to realize that being full isn't the same as being stuffed. I just need to eat enough that I'm not hungry.


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 10:14:15 [Preview] No.54497 del
Goodnight NEETs


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 10:15:52 [Preview] No.54498 del
>>54492
Don't let the diet grind you into the ground. You don't want to rebound on the diet.


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 10:16:16 [Preview] No.54499 del
>>54497
Gook night.


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 10:16:36 [Preview] No.54500 del
>>54496
Also understand that while you are dieting there will be times you are hungry. You just need to push through that.


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 10:17:02 [Preview] No.54501 del
>>54497
Goodnight oriental fancier.


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 10:19:24 [Preview] No.54502 del
I do enjoy the reviews of the gooks each night.