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NEET General #57 - Caffeinated Edition NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 22:50:32 [Preview] No. 54587
Are the NEETs right to give up the coffee and end their caffeine dependence? Is oral coffee a positive part of a healthy NEET lifestyle or not?

Old Thread: >>53585


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 22:52:19 [Preview] No.54589 del
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SA Best A


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 23:09:20 [Preview] No.54599 del
How?


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 23:09:36 [Preview] No.54600 del
>>54585
The bristles do a really good job.

>>54588
Coles Express is pretty good I suppose, it's the one at Taren Point, you get three options $11 for a basic wash, $15 for a medium and $20 for premium, I just go with the $11 basic.


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 23:09:50 [Preview] No.54601 del
>>54591
>I do not have the confidence to try doing an automated car wash
https://www.liveleak.com/view?t=0c1_1468829896
>or even one of those places with the bays and spray hose.
https://www.liveleak.com/view?t=YqDO_1568303562


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 23:09:52 [Preview] No.54602 del
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Hot for mong


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 23:10:14 [Preview] No.54603 del
>>54587
>Is oral coffee a positive part of a healthy NEET lifestyle or not?
I have a cup or two a day that I enjoy. Anymore and I do become dependent.


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 23:12:50 [Preview] No.54604 del
>>54603
> orally

vile


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 23:13:36 [Preview] No.54605 del
>>54600
>it's the one at Taren Point
You can tell with the OfficeWorks in the background, the vacuum cleaners and the placement of the parking it has for a block that size. I use to enjoy that Coles Express as the petrol was always so cheap before Coles Express became much more expensive and it such a big lot.


>I just go with the $11 basic.
Are you satisfied with it? $11 is my kind of price if it does the job reasonably well. Do you think the other grades of wash make any difference to the wash cycle?


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 23:17:41 [Preview] No.54607 del
>>54605
>Are you satisfied with it?

Yeah, it got all the ash and dust off pretty well, still a few small marks here and there, my car stays outside so it will be dirty again in a few days or so, no point going for the more expensive option.


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 23:20:16 [Preview] No.54608 del
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of course Motherbot decided she wanted to go into the city this morning. Hopefully she is back before he gets there.


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 23:21:06 [Preview] No.54609 del
>>54587
Stop trolling de-caffeinating neets with these seductive images of sultry coffees! All caffeine image posts must now be spoilered!


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 23:23:28 [Preview] No.54611 del
>>54606
do you have to have an account to see liveleak comments now ???


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 23:25:31 [Preview] No.54612 del
>>54608
Otherwise you will have to deal the phone call center drones and reschedule a delivery.


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 23:31:58 [Preview] No.54613 del
>>54611
Looks like it. The comments are normally pretty low quality in terms of providing any additional information about the video.


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 23:38:00 [Preview] No.54614 del
>>54613
the comments were a huge source of kek

they are really censoring commentary these days....


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 23:39:17 [Preview] No.54615 del
>>54614
soon white males will have nowhere to post on the internet


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 23:39:48 [Preview] No.54616 del
>>54614
>they are really censoring commentary these days....
Probably because of what happen to 8chan. Having the users register and agree to their Terms and Conditions probably affords them more protection then having the comments on public display.


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 23:40:08 [Preview] No.54617 del
>>54615
Good, it's all going according to the Aboriginal Master Plan.


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 23:40:32 [Preview] No.54618 del
>>54615
Unless
Disclaimer: The post was made by a white male.


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 23:44:40 [Preview] No.54619 del
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NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 23:45:50 [Preview] No.54620 del
>>54619
That's a nice combination flag.


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 23:46:02 [Preview] No.54621 del
>>54618
Disclaimer: This internet was made by a white male.


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 23:46:29 [Preview] No.54622 del
G'morning NEETs
Just remembered, I did ask whores advice for that NEET about talking to girls at the uni library but she wanted all this extra info about the girl and who she was and it got confusing so sorry.


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NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 23:48:32 [Preview] No.54624 del
>>54621
kek

>>54622
Good morning.


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 23:56:10 [Preview] No.54625 del


NEET 12/04/2019 (Wed) 23:58:28 [Preview] No.54626 del


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 00:01:41 [Preview] No.54627 del
>>54626
That was nice:

>Location: south china sea
hmmmmmm


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 00:06:36 [Preview] No.54628 del
>>54608
What is Motherbot up to in the city?


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 00:10:38 [Preview] No.54629 del
>tfw you fill out your job form in 8 minutes
Writing Seek out 60 times makes me feel like I'm at school again


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 00:10:54 [Preview] No.54630 del
>>54625
The screen would move around too much while you wanked. It would be very frustrating.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 00:11:57 [Preview] No.54631 del
What happened to the neet who had caffeine withdrawal headaches? Did he wind up in hospital?


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 00:12:10 [Preview] No.54632 del
>>54631
I heard he died.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 00:14:26 [Preview] No.54633 del
>>54630
Interesting consideration that I did not consider.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 00:14:27 [Preview] No.54634 del
>>54632
Should we hold a memorial for him?


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 00:23:17 [Preview] No.54635 del
>>54628
Xmas stuff for grandkids I suspect. I wasn't really listening.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 00:23:38 [Preview] No.54636 del
>>54622
What did she say to the Weber question?


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 00:26:48 [Preview] No.54637 del
>>54636
I completely forgot that one, sorry Weber.
It was a quick visit before work I did not imagine my life ever being this way tbh
She did say she thought a Q&A with you guys would be fucking funny


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 00:28:09 [Preview] No.54638 del
>>54632
>>54634
Is there caffeine in hell ?


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 00:30:43 [Preview] No.54639 del
>>54637
>She did say she thought a Q&A with you guys would be fucking funny
Can she handle the vileness and immature questions?


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 00:30:59 [Preview] No.54640 del
>>54638
I hope so.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 00:31:24 [Preview] No.54641 del


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 00:31:57 [Preview] No.54642 del
>>54638
Decaf only. Except for executives, who are sentenced to an eternity of diet coke.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 00:32:17 [Preview] No.54643 del
>>54639
Kek, tbh m8 I'm worried about you guys.
Pretty sure she'll piss herself laughing, she is kinda like a white boong chick


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 00:33:20 [Preview] No.54644 del
>>54643
>boong
good, good...


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 00:34:56 [Preview] No.54645 del
>>54644
And she does want to fuck Tony Abbot seriously


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 00:35:00 [Preview] No.54646 del
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NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 00:39:09 [Preview] No.54647 del
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>Australian students have recorded their worst ever results in an international test of reading, maths and science skills, and are now about a full school year behind where Australian students were at the turn of the millennium.
Why are Australian students getting even more retarded than they used to be neets? Why aren't the hordes of gooks we're importing helping? Have we been importing mong tier mongoloids?


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 00:40:24 [Preview] No.54648 del
>>54647
Because all the teachers are retards who were indoctrinated 20 years back


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 00:41:45 [Preview] No.54649 del
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>>54645
She needs to get in line - I've been waiting longer.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 00:42:47 [Preview] No.54650 del
>>54649
That girl behind him on the right is gagging for a good onion session


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 00:45:13 [Preview] No.54651 del
>>54647
Their student spend up to five times studying than Australian students?

>Nicholas estimates he studied maths alone for 20 hours a week in China. Since he came to Scotch College, Melbourne, as an international student at the start of this year, that has dropped to three or four hours.
https://www.smh.com.au/education/in-china-nicholas-studied-maths-20-hours-a-week-in-australia-it-s-three-20191203-p53ggv.html


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 00:45:36 [Preview] No.54652 del
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I'm going to Coles and I'm not getting anyone else anything.
t. rudeNEET


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 00:47:09 [Preview] No.54653 del
>>54647
>>54648
>>54651
Results in China are also much more significant to the students and their families. It can dictate which career path you take moving forward. There is very little social security and if you don't get into university you are probably going to work in a factory for the rest of your life a Chinese factory with almost non-existent WHS


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 00:47:29 [Preview] No.54654 del
>>54652
30kg of rice please


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 00:49:55 [Preview] No.54655 del
>>54647
They spend all their time studying pointless crap instead of the fundamentals. The number of different "subjects" you can choose to do has been expanding constantly.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 00:56:17 [Preview] No.54656 del
>>54654
and some microwaved sausages


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 01:06:56 [Preview] No.54657 del
>>54653
>if you don't get into university you are probably going to work in a factory for the rest of your life a Chinese factory with almost non-existent WHS
Socialism with Chinese Characteristics.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 01:07:10 [Preview] No.54658 del
>>54647
Teachers are all white dumb cunts. Succesive generations of moron teachers raising more moron teachers.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 01:15:03 [Preview] No.54659 del
Motherbot has taken delivery of the banjo.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 01:35:25 [Preview] No.54660 del
>>54611
Yeah, and you gotta upload a dick pic too


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 01:48:42 [Preview] No.54662 del
>>54660
Wew lucky I gave it the monthly trim then.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 01:49:04 [Preview] No.54663 del
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>>54658
We need more strong aboriginal man teacher role models


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 01:49:31 [Preview] No.54664 del
>>54662
You trim your dick monthly ?


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 01:49:52 [Preview] No.54665 del
>>54660
Can you upload a collection of poo pictures instead?


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 01:53:56 [Preview] No.54666 del
>>54664
His penis doesn't like the dick it is attatched to.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 01:55:43 [Preview] No.54667 del
>>54666
It could be so he can bleed in sympathy with womyn


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 01:58:56 [Preview] No.54668 del
I've got a delivery for 4.8 metric tonnes of rice for "Aneeta Thread"
They round here anywhere ?


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 02:05:36 [Preview] No.54669 del
>>54668
One neet had an Aneeta but that was used for different purposes


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 02:07:24 [Preview] No.54670 del
Itchy flange


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 02:07:53 [Preview] No.54671 del
>>54670
10K's Monaro?!


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 02:08:11 [Preview] No.54672 del
All my exam results are back neets, it has all gone well. Ranging from credits to an HD. Very excited for the next semester.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 02:08:21 [Preview] No.54673 del
>>54671
when did m i s s o become that fuck


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 02:08:39 [Preview] No.54674 del
>>54672
good work brosef


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 02:09:38 [Preview] No.54675 del
>>54672
excellent


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 02:11:24 [Preview] No.54676 del
>>54672
Well done m8, any celebration plans ?


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 02:12:15 [Preview] No.54677 del
>>54673
I'm waiting for gf to be filtered to whore
Go on BO, you know you want to


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 02:13:47 [Preview] No.54678 del
>tfw no whore


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 02:14:26 [Preview] No.54679 del


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 02:16:08 [Preview] No.54680 del
If Monaro gets a Monk this will get really confusing


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 02:16:24 [Preview] No.54681 del
Monaro Monk


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 02:22:03 [Preview] No.54682 del
>>54677
gf2020 suddenly seems achievable


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 02:23:00 [Preview] No.54683 del
Posso goosed me.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 02:24:06 [Preview] No.54684 del
>>54682
For at least an hour


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 02:24:33 [Preview] No.54685 del
>>54683
Gosso poosed me


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 02:25:48 [Preview] No.54686 del
>>54668
I'll sign for it mate


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 02:25:50 [Preview] No.54687 del
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NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 02:26:29 [Preview] No.54688 del
>>54682
If a NEET was to hire a whore from 11:30pm till 12:30 am on new years eve and get the GFE would he have achieved gf2019 ?


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 02:27:10 [Preview] No.54689 del


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 02:27:34 [Preview] No.54690 del
>>54686
No
I no trust you with rice


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 02:27:52 [Preview] No.54691 del
>>54688
This is cheating.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 02:28:40 [Preview] No.54692 del
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NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 02:28:52 [Preview] No.54693 del
>>54691
Even so, it fulfils the technicalities.
If she does groups I don't see why we all can't chip in and win gf2019


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 02:35:20 [Preview] No.54694 del
>>54690
Good friend, he now. Plz let sign.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 02:36:06 [Preview] No.54695 del
>>54672
Well done NEET you are an inspiration.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 02:37:43 [Preview] No.54696 del
>>54694
NO
I EAT ALL RICE NOW


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 02:37:56 [Preview] No.54697 del
>>54666
nice one satan

though i doubt most of the neets here can actually see their dick


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 02:39:03 [Preview] No.54698 del
>>54677
When it was missed.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 02:39:32 [Preview] No.54699 del
>>54697
Making anti-executive comments here nuro ?
Of all places.
C'mon m8


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 02:40:20 [Preview] No.54700 del
it’s called the irishman but all the guys are italian. so what the fuck


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 02:41:21 [Preview] No.54701 del
>>54697
sorry babe, it would be disrespectful to make you cum on stolen land


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 02:42:01 [Preview] No.54702 del
>>54700
DeNiro is half Irish.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 02:42:56 [Preview] No.54703 del
>>54702
DanNiro


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 02:43:18 [Preview] No.54704 del
i hate robin dero


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 02:44:32 [Preview] No.54705 del
i hate white dogs


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 02:44:33 [Preview] No.54706 del
>>54700
It's burgerland meme about ancestry.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 02:45:44 [Preview] No.54708 del
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NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 02:47:02 [Preview] No.54709 del
>>54708
I wish this boong was in a higher quality photograph


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 02:47:56 [Preview] No.54710 del
>>54709
It's hard to find high quality boongs these days


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NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 02:48:57 [Preview] No.54712 del
>>54709
And nude.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 02:49:59 [Preview] No.54713 del
>>54712
From the look of his shoulders I'd say his grandad was a polar bear


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 02:54:36 [Preview] No.54714 del
>>54710
it is like finding a needle in a hay stack


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 02:57:23 [Preview] No.54715 del
>>54714
Easy solution, burn the haystack


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 02:57:31 [Preview] No.54716 del
the retards here have a sleeps until christmas chalk board thing
yesterday it said 21
today it says 22


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 02:57:56 [Preview] No.54717 del
>>54716
Have a sleep then


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 02:58:22 [Preview] No.54718 del
>>54715
Can you please stop burning, the smoke hazard is flaring up my asthma. It's getting the point where I close the blinds again


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 02:59:25 [Preview] No.54719 del
>>54674
>>54675
>>54676
>>54695
Thanks neets. Not much in the way of celebrations planned. I'll be heading to the gym tonight, might pick up some fru-chocs as a cheeky neet treat.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 03:00:19 [Preview] No.54720 del
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>>54699
unsubstantiated and quite frankly slanderous accusations


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 03:00:56 [Preview] No.54721 del
>>54697
Someone that takes all those drugs together with drinking should not criticise anyone for their health. I look down on fat fucks execs, but at least be honest with yourself.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 03:00:58 [Preview] No.54722 del
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>>54718
Sorry, It's not a proper Council Meeting without a good burning


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 03:01:10 [Preview] No.54723 del
>>54716
That is going beyond a normal festive celebration in my opinion.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 03:02:27 [Preview] No.54724 del
>>54721
Judge not lest ye be that guy who shoves coffee up his anus


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 03:03:53 [Preview] No.54725 del
>>54723
it is ridiculous
somebody has even put a bunch of cotton wool balls on white string and hung them along one wall
looks like a tampon factory exploded


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 03:03:55 [Preview] No.54726 del
>>54724
>anus
That should be filtered to non-oral orifice.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 03:04:48 [Preview] No.54727 del
>>54725
>looks like a tampon factory exploded
Make that into a sign in a Word document and staple it to the wall.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 03:05:48 [Preview] No.54728 del
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>>54721
>I look down on execs


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 03:06:01 [Preview] No.54729 del
>>54721
whats wrong with drugs ?? their only problem is the good ones are illegal, that makes them really expensive and then people do dodgy shit to acquire them.

some people cant handle drugs while people like me and Hunter S Thompson cant simply live without them :/


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 03:07:06 [Preview] No.54730 del
>>54727
nek minit
"could somebody OTHER than webber audit the printer logs?"


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NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 03:07:56 [Preview] No.54732 del
>>54729
>comparing yourself to a world famous druggy author
>who is a lying fuckwit anyway
You're not in good form today m8


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 03:08:27 [Preview] No.54733 del
>>54721
> I look down on fat fucks execs
lol way to make some enemies here bud !


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>>54732
this was literally me 10 years ago


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 03:10:56 [Preview] No.54735 del
What's wrong with garlic bread ?
Some people can't handle garlic bread but people like me and Brad Pitt simply can't live without it :/


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 03:11:16 [Preview] No.54736 del
Has there ever been a day when Nuro didn't behave like a mong?


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 03:11:50 [Preview] No.54737 del
>>54736
That day last week when he didn't post


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 03:12:59 [Preview] No.54738 del
>>54730
Nah, make or access a guest login on a virtual machine, create a guest account and connect the printer. Print a few documents with business plan or document that you would reasonably print in the day-to-day business as an middle tier executive. Then print the sign. Delete the account. Then say someone must have been trying to hook up a printer in Sydney showing them the documents printed.


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NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 03:15:45 [Preview] No.54740 del
>>54734
earned enough for a half-hourly cocaine habit?


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 03:16:18 [Preview] No.54741 del
>>54737
you'll miss me when im gone babe ;)


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 03:16:53 [Preview] No.54742 del
Those bastards at australia post said my package was coming today and it still isnt here.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 03:16:59 [Preview] No.54743 del
>>54741
In your fucking dreams sunshine
If I ever miss you I'm taking another shot


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 03:17:21 [Preview] No.54744 del
>>54741
Just dial back home when you need us.


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>>54744
will do


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 03:22:43 [Preview] No.54746 del
>>54742
My parcel delivery guy never rocks up until after 3pm


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 03:22:45 [Preview] No.54747 del
Weighed myself this morning. Down to 128.7kg.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 03:23:00 [Preview] No.54748 del
>>54747
Good man.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 03:23:52 [Preview] No.54749 del
>>54747
Good onya m8, keep at it


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 03:24:00 [Preview] No.54750 del
>>54747
>Down to 128.7kg.
Can you please reference shirt sizes these big numbers are too complex.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 03:24:38 [Preview] No.54751 del
>>54742
The one i am waiting for just got scanned as out for delivery, so yours still might get there


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 03:25:23 [Preview] No.54752 del
>>54747
Good stuff m8


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 03:26:03 [Preview] No.54753 del
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Whilst searching for something completely different I just found this.
It's a recruitment agency that will find you a job even if you're a mong,muslim,pajeet gorilla.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 03:28:12 [Preview] No.54754 del
>>54753
They'll probably find a nice heavy lifting job or cleaning job for the guy in the wheel chair. They'll tell him it's all they have at the moment.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 03:28:48 [Preview] No.54755 del
>>54754
And have the gorilla man the phones


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 03:29:14 [Preview] No.54756 del
>>54753
what website does this appear on?


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 03:30:05 [Preview] No.54757 del
>>54754
>Hey Hotwheels
>We've got some work for you little buddy
>Shipping container of 30kg rice bags needs emptying


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 03:30:51 [Preview] No.54758 del
>>54756
I think it was NGO ?
The pic showed up on a search for Australia post indian employee
I was gonna do a pajeet thing


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 03:32:23 [Preview] No.54759 del
>>54755
>>54757
I don't see anything wrong this problem. They are both clearly capable and under Max's system disability means giving everything a fair go. Sally knows that Hotwheels can do it and it'll give him some nice muscles.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 03:33:55 [Preview] No.54760 del
>>54758
Sir why are you looking this up?


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 03:34:35 [Preview] No.54761 del
oooooooooooooooffffff

37 degrees in Brissy


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 03:35:49 [Preview] No.54762 del
>>54761
At least it isn't orange and raining ash outside.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 03:36:55 [Preview] No.54763 del
>>54760
I am calling from the Microsoft
Please to be giving me remote access to your mummybot so I may be diddling her vagene sir


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 03:37:42 [Preview] No.54764 del
>>54759
I still want to know why jail gorilla is in the photo though


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 03:38:20 [Preview] No.54765 del
>>54761

i have study to do, im goona put the aircon on downstairs, if that does not work im off to the library


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 03:38:50 [Preview] No.54766 del
>>54759
Sally is a heartless cunt that likes making dsp mongs cry


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 03:39:49 [Preview] No.54767 del
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>>54764
I think it's probably a racist reference.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 03:41:12 [Preview] No.54768 del
>>54766
Sally cares about Sally before others. Bums on seats at WFTD helps ensure Sally can pay for her over leveraged mortgage and her kids private school fees.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 03:41:45 [Preview] No.54769 del
>>54767
So they are too politically correct to use a photo of a nigger ?
>We can even get a nigger criminal a job
>Hang on Sally, we can't do that
>Fuck it, just use the gorilla photo
This world has gone mad.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 03:42:56 [Preview] No.54770 del
I have no idea where this bitch Sally came from but I hate her now.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 03:44:07 [Preview] No.54771 del
>>54769
The picture has to be satire. There are even jail bars in front of the orangutan/negro.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 03:44:29 [Preview] No.54772 del
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>>54769
It's infecting everything m8

>>54770
She's at your local Max. She occasionally pops in to post "Dole bludgers".


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 03:46:21 [Preview] No.54773 del
>>54770
>Sally has just reported you to HR


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 03:47:24 [Preview] No.54774 del
(276.54 KB 385x487 Sally.dib)


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 03:47:39 [Preview] No.54775 del
>>54767
this is how planet of the apes started


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 03:48:25 [Preview] No.54776 del
>>54771
It could well be, I didn't follow the link


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 03:48:55 [Preview] No.54777 del
>>54768
the employment agencies love WFTD they get so much fucking cash to find a place for you to go....


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 03:49:07 [Preview] No.54778 del
>>54774
Pretty much, see guy sleeping here:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=1VvbNOSxmqo [Embed]


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 03:49:57 [Preview] No.54779 del
>>54777
Adult day care centers add value to society.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 03:50:10 [Preview] No.54780 del
>>54697
I can.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 03:50:47 [Preview] No.54781 del
>>54780
All of it?


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 03:50:49 [Preview] No.54782 del
>>54779
Plus it keeps all the pajeet/chink/token gay bloke/fat old women that work there off the dole


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 03:51:19 [Preview] No.54783 del
>>54767
niggers are monkeys


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 03:51:39 [Preview] No.54784 del
>>54781
yea, my dick is big and Im relatively thin


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 03:51:48 [Preview] No.54785 del
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>>54697
I pay someone else to look at my dick for me


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 03:53:28 [Preview] No.54786 del
>>54784
>my dick is big
It is not.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 03:53:56 [Preview] No.54787 del
>>54786
>tricks to getting him to post his dick, step 3


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 03:54:11 [Preview] No.54788 del
>>54785
Does that include a washing service, asking for a friend?


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 03:54:18 [Preview] No.54789 del
>>54786
6.4 inches


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 03:54:33 [Preview] No.54790 del
>>54787
He's a smartNEET m8


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 03:54:54 [Preview] No.54791 del
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This is how Centrelink robotdebt worked


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 03:55:09 [Preview] No.54792 del
>>54789
That's average.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 03:55:28 [Preview] No.54793 del
>>54791
Complex but methodical.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 03:55:38 [Preview] No.54794 del
>>54778
wish he would make another vid for us


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 03:55:44 [Preview] No.54795 del
>>54788
She does in fact wash it afterwards
carries a pack of wet wipes in her magical whore bag of holding


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 03:56:08 [Preview] No.54796 del
>>54792
No its above average average is 5.1


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 03:56:25 [Preview] No.54797 del
>>54794
>IKTF
I wish at least once a week.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 03:56:34 [Preview] No.54798 del
>>54784
I heard they call you Tiny


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 03:56:46 [Preview] No.54799 del
>>54789
ABOVE AVERAGE


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 03:57:08 [Preview] No.54800 del
>>54795
Lucky bastard.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 03:57:15 [Preview] No.54801 del
>>54796
>average is 5.1
In china maybe.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 03:57:17 [Preview] No.54802 del
>>54791
thats me on the right


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 03:57:34 [Preview] No.54803 del
>>54791
How is it audited?


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 03:58:02 [Preview] No.54804 del
>>54802
i'm in the corner.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 03:58:23 [Preview] No.54805 del
According to whore in her professional and non-professional experience, and taking into account the guys visiting whore side of things the average penis size is
greatly exaggerated, people lie about their willies


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 03:58:44 [Preview] No.54806 del
>>54804
Losing your religion?


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 03:59:28 [Preview] No.54807 del
>>54806
I fucking hate that song


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 03:59:37 [Preview] No.54808 del
>>54806
Praying fervently on my knees hoping for a strike of luck


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 03:59:37 [Preview] No.54809 del
>>54805
I am not lying though


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 03:59:47 [Preview] No.54810 del
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Hardcore boong ejaculation inside eager neet anus


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 04:00:29 [Preview] No.54811 del
>>54809
Oh, I wasn't saying you were
Just remembered I'd asked her


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 04:00:41 [Preview] No.54812 del
>>54809
The whore said you are.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 04:00:58 [Preview] No.54813 del
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Post harry Potter evil neet orgy


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 04:01:16 [Preview] No.54814 del
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>>54810
skyrim dragon rape is worse


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 04:01:32 [Preview] No.54815 del
>>54782
>token gay bloke
i laughed at that one when i just realised the zoomer dude i see at the agency is probably a fruit


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 04:01:39 [Preview] No.54816 del
>>54810
lol
>>54813
A devilish picture


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 04:01:44 [Preview] No.54817 del
>>54810
One of the better ones.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 04:01:48 [Preview] No.54818 del
>>54803
By how hard you scream when they rape you


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 04:02:26 [Preview] No.54819 del
>>54813
When is it tonight?


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 04:02:28 [Preview] No.54820 del
>>54815
Every one I've been to is a real life diversity poster


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 04:02:30 [Preview] No.54821 del
>>54785
10k just keeps getting more based as each day passes


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 04:03:00 [Preview] No.54822 del
Normally I would be leaving work now, but I have another 2 hours until a fucking meeting. I just want to go home and fondle my banjo


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 04:03:00 [Preview] No.54823 del
>>54815
>a fruit
Peach, pair of plum?


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 04:03:28 [Preview] No.54824 del
>>54823
>of
*or


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 04:03:34 [Preview] No.54825 del
>>54821
shut up you nincompoop


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 04:03:35 [Preview] No.54826 del
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NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 04:03:50 [Preview] No.54827 del
>>54825
gonna nincompoop in his pool


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 04:03:51 [Preview] No.54828 del
>>54805
Yes some say they have the girth, but never provide the pictures to prove it


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 04:04:11 [Preview] No.54829 del
>>54819
8pm right after Lord of the rings 22


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 04:04:15 [Preview] No.54830 del
>>54822
Do you worry that another man might be stroking your banjo while you're away ?


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 04:05:01 [Preview] No.54831 del
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NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 04:05:31 [Preview] No.54832 del
>>54826
"Everyone I go, I must rape"


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 04:05:32 [Preview] No.54833 del
don't forget the word of the week is idiot


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 04:05:37 [Preview] No.54834 del
>>54828
I was considering posting whilst inside her, which I believe would be an /ausneets/ first but you fuckers would want photo proof


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 04:06:02 [Preview] No.54835 del
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Meanwhile at the narky neets party


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 04:06:17 [Preview] No.54836 del
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What you Auslids up to? I'm just watching some YouTube videos in bed. 4am in England right now.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 04:06:32 [Preview] No.54837 del
>>54831
fkn cucks India is the country which has womens only train seats. If men sit there they are fined.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 04:06:32 [Preview] No.54838 del
>>54833
I was very disappointed by it.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 04:06:39 [Preview] No.54839 del
>>54834
just post a closeup of your girthy wang stretching her love tunnel


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 04:07:12 [Preview] No.54840 del
>>54838
yeah well im not having a good time of it lately


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 04:07:15 [Preview] No.54841 del
>>54836
Not much at all. Trying to distract myself from the bush fire smoke.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 04:07:35 [Preview] No.54842 del
>>54839
>stretching her love tunnel
Jesus m8, she's a professional, i'm not that girthy


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 04:07:43 [Preview] No.54843 del
>>54820
the one i go (tursa) is actually mostly pretty competent white people, the female boss though is a real piece of work and seems to cause a considerable amount of staff turnover

my funniest employment agency memory was being with mission and they lost a huge government contract and at the time and all the people working their were fired and ended up on the dole...

>the provider becomes the NEET


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 04:08:23 [Preview] No.54844 del
>>54840
dictionary.com sends me a daily newsletter with a new word for the last 5 or so years to my junk email? Just pick a word from those emails.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 04:09:20 [Preview] No.54845 del
>>54836
whats the temp governor ?

37.5c here


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 04:09:26 [Preview] No.54846 del
>>54843
My sister used to work as a case manager for the old CES
When they shut down she took a 30 grand redundancy and sat on her arse smoking pot and ended up being case managed a year later


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 04:09:30 [Preview] No.54847 del
>>54844
>Just pick a word
and this is why you are not in charge of wonderful word of the week


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 04:10:08 [Preview] No.54848 del
>>54842
post her wizard sleeve


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 04:10:25 [Preview] No.54849 del
>>54848
her horse collar


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 04:10:46 [Preview] No.54850 del
>>54837
And if the woman sits on the man and accidentally gets raped the man gets an even bigger fine!


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 04:10:47 [Preview] No.54851 del
>>54847
I am not wonderful enough tbh.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 04:10:50 [Preview] No.54852 del
>>54847
He is somewhat hebetudinous


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 04:11:53 [Preview] No.54853 del
>>54837
>>54850
Seriously, if you were a woman would you want to be that close to an Indian men?


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 04:13:10 [Preview] No.54854 del
>>54853
There was a campaign a while back to give every indian woman a rape alarm
Says a lot about the place


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 04:13:27 [Preview] No.54855 del
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>>54842
>>54839

dont do it, next thing he will be asking for inside whore pictures with a specula


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 04:13:47 [Preview] No.54856 del
>>54846
My dad works for the penis inspecting department, he goes door to door inspecting people's penises


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 04:14:03 [Preview] No.54857 del
>>54846
Anything in human services industry sounds tedious and the job security must be very low.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 04:14:35 [Preview] No.54858 del
>>54854
>every indian woman a rape alarm
I feel that would be restitution for having that many Indian men around tbqh


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 04:14:40 [Preview] No.54859 del
>>54846
ahh the ever spinning wheel of neetdom


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 04:14:52 [Preview] No.54860 del
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>>54845

7 degrees right now lid. There will be rain later like everday this week. Pretty comfy womfy weather to be indoors.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 04:15:08 [Preview] No.54861 del
>>54856
He isn't going to get near my cum rage m8


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 04:15:35 [Preview] No.54862 del


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 04:15:39 [Preview] No.54863 del
>>54848
... >>54855

god its like im psychic or something


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 04:16:42 [Preview] No.54864 del


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 04:16:43 [Preview] No.54865 del
>>54863
Just don't tell them about the voices


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 04:16:58 [Preview] No.54866 del
>>54863
Umm, no nuro
You posted that afterwards, not before


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 04:17:11 [Preview] No.54867 del
>>54860
opposite to here its hot and smoky with no rain.
Nice comfy pic


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 04:18:29 [Preview] No.54868 del
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>>54860
keep living the dream m8


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 04:19:59 [Preview] No.54869 del
>>54865
I have voices
They tell me to do bad things
They tell me to poo in nuros pool


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 04:20:36 [Preview] No.54870 del
>>54869
>They tell me to do bad things
That's what they want you to think.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 04:20:41 [Preview] No.54871 del
>>54866
it was only posted after because it took me a few minutes to find a SFW picture of specula, as i doubt many of you would know it by name...

that reminds me specula porn is pretty kino


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 04:20:53 [Preview] No.54872 del
>>54868
shut up bec


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 04:21:25 [Preview] No.54873 del


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 04:21:30 [Preview] No.54874 del
>>54871
>as i doubt many of you would know it by name
yes you are the smartest most knowledgable neet ever


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 04:22:09 [Preview] No.54875 del
>>54869
you can poo in that pool on old cleveland road if it makes you feel any better


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 04:22:52 [Preview] No.54876 del
>>54874
damn right negro !


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 04:23:01 [Preview] No.54877 del
>>54874
nuro is great I wish I was a girl so he could take my virginity


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 04:24:20 [Preview] No.54878 del
>>54873
et fun hum


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 04:28:05 [Preview] No.54879 del
Sexually abused poo


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 04:28:56 [Preview] No.54880 del
Possum approved this picture as not needing a spoiler years ago
I may be lying here


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 04:31:34 [Preview] No.54881 del
>>54880
He also said we could post abo porn without a spoiler


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 04:38:40 [Preview] No.54882 del
>>54881
This >>54880 looks like a poo picture.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 04:42:19 [Preview] No.54883 del
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>>54881
everything needs a spoiler these days


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 04:46:21 [Preview] No.54884 del


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 04:46:33 [Preview] No.54885 del
My package finally came which is good.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 04:46:59 [Preview] No.54886 del
I am using my new air fryer for the first time. It sounds like a vacuum cleaner. I never knew.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 04:50:29 [Preview] No.54887 del
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>>54885
>My package finally came


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 04:50:58 [Preview] No.54888 del
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NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 04:52:09 [Preview] No.54889 del
>>54887
I've been readjusting mine all afternoon.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 04:52:20 [Preview] No.54890 del
>>54886
What are you cookering?


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 04:52:25 [Preview] No.54891 del


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 04:53:00 [Preview] No.54892 del
>>54889
Mine was thoroughly adjusted last night


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 04:55:10 [Preview] No.54893 del
>>54890
Godfather sausages (6 pack).


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 04:55:51 [Preview] No.54894 del
>>54893
Mafioso flavoured ?


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 04:57:27 [Preview] No.54895 del
>>54894
gabagool and sausage and peppas.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 05:01:09 [Preview] No.54896 del
>>54888
No real game in those calls


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 05:02:00 [Preview] No.54897 del
>tfw giving serious thought to getting whore a sexy nazi outfit made


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 05:02:17 [Preview] No.54898 del
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I just wanna drink smelly milk from the biddie


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 05:03:08 [Preview] No.54899 del
>>54898
Those goon bags are a funny colour


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 05:03:40 [Preview] No.54900 del
>>54897
Get her to dress as Earl Scruggs.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 05:04:30 [Preview] No.54901 del
>>54900
Had to google that
No


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 05:04:49 [Preview] No.54902 del
Big poo (in my bum)


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 05:04:51 [Preview] No.54903 del
>>54886
>air fryer
you got memed


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 05:05:22 [Preview] No.54904 del
Big poo (look out mum)


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 05:05:39 [Preview] No.54905 del
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NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 05:06:05 [Preview] No.54906 del
>>54903
and he didn't even batter or crumb the sauages defeating the purpose of a fryer in the first place


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 05:07:26 [Preview] No.54907 del
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>>54906
>batter or crumb the sausages


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 05:10:30 [Preview] No.54908 del
>>54905
So now I have to buy a banjo and get her to do sexual things to it
And with a garlic bread
On Cruiseys yacht
While Weber watches winking
And Monaro isn't there because I forgot him


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 05:12:04 [Preview] No.54909 del
>>54908
*while dressed as a nazi


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 05:13:21 [Preview] No.54910 del
>>54908
>So now I have to buy a banjo and get her to do sexual things to it
a ukulele and a Tiny Tim costume might be cheaper


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 05:13:59 [Preview] No.54911 del
>>54910
That's a rather specific sexual fetish


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 05:16:28 [Preview] No.54912 del
No Fap until the Pussy Flaps!


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 05:20:52 [Preview] No.54913 del
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NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 05:26:42 [Preview] No.54914 del
>>54913
This image is disturbing.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 05:31:10 [Preview] No.54915 del
>>54914
Only if you coom to it.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 05:39:50 [Preview] No.54917 del


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 05:41:42 [Preview] No.54918 del
>What do you do when your mate makes a sexist joke?

>It's a dilemma many of us have faced.

>For 25-year-old Luke Ringin, a simple "Hey, maybe that's not too appropriate" has become his go-to response.

https://www.abc.net.au/life/what-to-say-when-you-hear-a-sexist-comment/11409440


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 05:42:50 [Preview] No.54919 del
>>54918
I'd punch Luke in the balls


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 05:44:36 [Preview] No.54920 del
>>54916
Hey, maybe that's not too appropriate


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 05:53:24 [Preview] No.54921 del
>>54919
Luke doesn't have balls


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 05:54:14 [Preview] No.54922 del
>>54921
He should be kicked in the cunt when he whines


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 05:57:42 [Preview] No.54923 del
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>>54914
no this image is disturbing.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 06:00:17 [Preview] No.54924 del
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Are americans allowed to post here?


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 06:02:53 [Preview] No.54925 del
>>54923
What is that?


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 06:04:27 [Preview] No.54926 del


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 06:04:31 [Preview] No.54927 del
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>>54924
yeah we need a bit more freedom down here


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 06:05:52 [Preview] No.54928 del
>>54924
If they are a NEET.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 06:09:32 [Preview] No.54929 del
>>54925
>ike human children, neural networks learn by taking in information about the world around them. This data is usually fed directly into the system by people. If a neural network designed to identify images sees 100 photos of dogs, it will begin to recognize a dog on its own. The more photos of dogs it sees, the better it will get. If the network sees a photo of a dog-shaped thing, a specific Nuron in the network's uppermost layer will become highly activated, and the network will spit out its result: dog. With these skills, ANNs have become essential for recognizing features and faces in images, the kind of thing that Google's new photo service takes advantage of to create automated albums and films.

>A convolutional neural network, the type Google used to create these strange images, consists of layers of Nurons that send messages up a chain of command, interpreting information with more detail and abstraction as it moves upward, so that each layer only focuses on one small task. Because the network teaches itself, what exactly goes on in each of those layers is still largely a mystery. Google doesn't know what exact pathways information is taking or even entirely how the "division of labor" is broken down between the layers.

>Google's experiment was intended to crack open these layers and see what was happening inside. The researchers declined to talk to us for this piece, but this is what we believe they did, based on similar experiments in the past. Instead of asking the network to identify images, they "turn[ed] [it] upside down," using a hill climbing algorithm, which starts from random noise and incrementally changes an image to find something that causes the Nurons for a specific shape—be it banana, measuring cup, or dumbbell—to become highly active.


looks like they trained a upside down neural network to look for snails and then fed it an image of a pizza


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 06:17:50 [Preview] No.54930 del
>>54927
Is that a photo of the military's new proud and loud homosexuals celebrating?


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 06:20:57 [Preview] No.54931 del
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Grets' in the news again


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 06:21:32 [Preview] No.54933 del
>>54920
Fuck off luke


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 06:22:14 [Preview] No.54934 del
>>54931
Hopefully its about her passing.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 06:22:30 [Preview] No.54935 del


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 06:29:56 [Preview] No.54936 del
>>54932
im not fucking linking vice

here is the toolset (im currently noodling with)

https://deepdreamgenerator.com/#tools


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 06:31:23 [Preview] No.54937 del
>>54931
> greta sporting fascist colours

imagine my shock


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 07:00:14 [Preview] No.54939 del
>>54931
She's on the DSP


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 07:01:23 [Preview] No.54940 del
>>54938
Hmmmm, there must be a new season of the grand tour starting soon, he is very good at playing the media


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 07:04:54 [Preview] No.54941 del
>>54940
nah he legit hates that little shit

meanwhile in other news more speakers wired incorrectly

https://www.news.com.au/news/national/1b-meth-seized-in-australias-largest-bust/news-story/6b8c474ab20077f1649b20a4fa0260e0


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 07:07:41 [Preview] No.54942 del
>>54938
Kek. Clarkson is such a turbo boomer.
His rhetoric confirms its own counterpoint.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 07:12:29 [Preview] No.54943 del
"I am a man. I was designed by God or by nature to stand tall, to own a permanent and invulnerable home, to set my life as I see fit, and to enjoy the fruit of my own labor. I was meant to join with likeminded folk in a spirit of camaraderie and community and to take no abuse from anyone. I am a man. I was supposed to build, to fix what was passed down to me, to fight in defense of everything that is valuable and irreplaceable.

“And I can’t. It just isn’t an option anymore. My work is done for the profit of others. The egalitarian spirit that all men are created equal- not in ability, but in worth- has been denied and sneered at for too long. The sanctity of my home has been violated; can not the police shatter my door and shoot my dog as they see fit? Even the simple assertion that a man must fight a bully has been barred by law, for honest fights in defense of self-worth and self-esteem have been banned, even as the law had banned the perverse aristocratic imitation of dueling. Were a man to spit on me and call me a faggot or a nigger or a dumb fucking chink or a retard or a sister-fucker, and I was to break his nose for the insult, the police would crackdown on me and ruin my life with an assault charge. It is too late to fight for that which is valuable and irreplaceable; that fight is over and my side lost. How can a free man with pride exist under such conditions? How can a tree grow from salted soil?

“I am a man, and I will not be a slave. I am undoubtedly better off than a slave in chains, but a slave to circumstance is still not free. Well, I will live as a warrior before kneeling as a serf. The savage liberty of the barbarian at the gates is a pale imitation of the free man in a just and democratic society, but I will take the imitation since it’s all that is left for me. If I seize not the gun, I will live for decades as a servant to ‘better’ men; and I shall not."


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 07:12:58 [Preview] No.54944 del


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 07:13:11 [Preview] No.54945 del
Wall o' text for ya?


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 07:18:02 [Preview] No.54946 del
>>54672
I got my results back as well. I got a HD in statistics, a D in biology and a C in chemistry. Which is interesting because I thought I was going to do good in chemistry and bad in statistics


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 07:18:26 [Preview] No.54947 del
>>54946
Well done NEET. Very good results.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 07:18:56 [Preview] No.54948 del
>>54943
ok boomer


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 07:19:44 [Preview] No.54949 del
>>54946
Top effort NEET.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 07:19:56 [Preview] No.54950 del
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>>54943
>I am a man. I was designed by God or by nature to stand tall
>/ausneets/


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 07:20:43 [Preview] No.54951 del
>>54940
'In the next season of grand tour, Jeremy Clarkson will attempt to jump Grets and 50 others environmentalists lying side by side on the road, using a steamroller.'


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 07:22:50 [Preview] No.54952 del
>tfw thinking about aboriginal anal


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 07:24:31 [Preview] No.54953 del
>>54952
>aboriginal anal
*proctology in rural and remote indigenous communities


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 07:24:33 [Preview] No.54954 del
>>54946
good work


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 07:25:29 [Preview] No.54955 del
>>54953
Is there no work in urban aboriginal proctology ?
I don't like to travel


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 07:25:48 [Preview] No.54956 del
Difficult anal experience.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 07:26:52 [Preview] No.54957 del
>>54955
Yes apply for jobs at Redfern, NSW.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 07:27:38 [Preview] No.54958 del
>>54956
ravaged, prolapsed asshole


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 07:29:01 [Preview] No.54959 del
Almost cooked myself a pie. I had a nectarine and some unsalted/unbuttered popcorn instead.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 07:31:03 [Preview] No.54960 del
>>54955
Joony also has a fine selection but there are more >>54958 there


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 07:31:12 [Preview] No.54961 del
>>54959
Well done NEET. Stay strong.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 07:31:21 [Preview] No.54962 del
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>>54942
How many de-caffeinated neets are still alive?


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 07:33:48 [Preview] No.54963 del
>>54962
Three but two of them are neck deep in rural proctology and the third one went gay


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 07:35:00 [Preview] No.54964 del
How many NEETs deprived of amphetamines are still alive?


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 07:35:51 [Preview] No.54965 del
>>54964
Meth or pills ?


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 07:36:50 [Preview] No.54966 del
I cant get my third monitor to work. There is something wrong with the NVIDIA software that does it.
I was boasting to NURO about having three monitors but it was a bit of a fib


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 07:37:14 [Preview] No.54967 del
>>54964
>>54965
Orally or shelved


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 07:37:42 [Preview] No.54968 del
>>54669
> for different purposes
You don't know that.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 07:37:45 [Preview] No.54969 del
>>54966
Ask him to fix them.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 07:37:57 [Preview] No.54970 del
>>54966
He who boasts to nuro will be struck by misfortune in his 3rd monitor

Old chinkNEET saying


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 07:38:14 [Preview] No.54971 del
>>54968
What if he was that NEET?


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 07:38:54 [Preview] No.54972 del
Nuro is my best friend here.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 07:39:11 [Preview] No.54973 del
>>54969
>>54970
Dont tell him. This is embarrassing.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 07:39:14 [Preview] No.54974 del
>>54972
Hi nuro


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 07:40:44 [Preview] No.54976 del
>>54967
Is shelving a normal term now ?
whore says/does it


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 07:41:31 [Preview] No.54977 del
>>54753
>gorilla
That's an orangutan.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 07:41:55 [Preview] No.54978 del
>>54977
Racist


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 07:42:13 [Preview] No.54979 del
>>54966
All 3 of my 27 inch monitors work, and I only run a gtx 1060 3GB


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 07:42:26 [Preview] No.54980 del
Three emails about unsuccessful job applications today.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 07:42:28 [Preview] No.54981 del
/pol/ has turned to shit (actually, it's always been shit). What blogs/sites should a neet be reading to stay politically informed and deformed these days?


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 07:42:40 [Preview] No.54982 del
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NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 07:42:44 [Preview] No.54983 del
>>54976
yeah thats slang for anal route for drugs for decades. dont they also call it roofing?


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 07:42:57 [Preview] No.54984 del
>>54976
I like it that it sounds it since it is putting something away on the shelf. It's there but isn't.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 07:43:09 [Preview] No.54985 del
>>54964
Doing well, binge eating chocolate instead.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 07:43:13 [Preview] No.54986 del
>>54981
They shouldn't
Just give up on that shit m8 and you'll be happier


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 07:43:32 [Preview] No.54987 del
>>54983
>roofing?
That's just a little better


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 07:43:33 [Preview] No.54988 del
>>54981
8cunt /pnd/
politics news discussion


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 07:43:46 [Preview] No.54989 del
>>54983
We used to call it sticking drugs up your arse
Fuck I'm old


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 07:44:32 [Preview] No.54990 del
>>54989
you weren't in the cool druggy gang then.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 07:45:07 [Preview] No.54991 del
>>54990
I fucking was m8 tbh


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 07:45:20 [Preview] No.54992 del
>>54964
me, reduced to eating the real cold and flu tablets

>>54966
grab a live linux usb stick, boot into it and and see if it werks there


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 07:45:42 [Preview] No.54993 del
>>54979
>tfw no train tracker


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 07:47:00 [Preview] No.54994 del
>>54992
cool. what distro is best for portable?


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 07:47:06 [Preview] No.54995 del
>>54979
>27 inch
That's average.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 07:47:21 [Preview] No.54996 del
>>54988
>8cunt /pnd/
>pwned

please tell me this isnt real


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 07:47:25 [Preview] No.54997 del
>>54991
Did you do much roofing?


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 07:47:39 [Preview] No.54998 del
>>54981
>What blogs/sites should a neet be reading to stay politically informed and deformed these days?

spandrell.com is all you need.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 07:47:53 [Preview] No.54999 del
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>>54973
HAHA !!
You got nuro advice !!


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 07:47:57 [Preview] No.55000 del
>>54992
forget it. i asked google


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 07:48:08 [Preview] No.55001 del
>>54914
Is it the bunyip's baby?


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 07:48:34 [Preview] No.55002 del
>>54996
I pronounce it "pound".


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 07:48:48 [Preview] No.55003 del
>>54994
this always just werks on anything

https://linuxmint.com/edition.php?id=267


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 07:48:56 [Preview] No.55004 del
You can also "parachute" drugs.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 07:49:24 [Preview] No.55005 del
>>54997
Never, The only thing that's ever been up my bum is my ex-wifes finger.
And that was only once.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 07:49:46 [Preview] No.55006 del
>>55000
fuck google


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 07:49:47 [Preview] No.55007 del
>>55003
When I tried it it had big problems recognising my monitors. Massive display driver problems. Unfixable.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 07:50:29 [Preview] No.55008 del
>>55004
total meme


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 07:51:03 [Preview] No.55009 del
fuckin germans


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 07:51:16 [Preview] No.55010 del
>>55009
analy ?


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 07:51:54 [Preview] No.55011 del
>>55007
boot into mint with a single monitor
go to "drivers"
install the recommended nvidia driver
plug in the other 2


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 07:53:07 [Preview] No.55012 del
Might rape a NEET tonight.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 07:53:15 [Preview] No.55013 del
>>55011
>plug in the other 2
>>55010


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 07:53:32 [Preview] No.55014 del
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NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 07:53:35 [Preview] No.55015 del
>>55010
nO!
i was at work from 6.15am until 5.15pm today thanks to some people in germany wanting a meeting at 4.30pm our time (7.00am their time) to discuss security vulnerabilities I found in their shitty webapp


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 07:54:52 [Preview] No.55016 del
>>55012
Don't go out tonight
For he's bound to take your arse
There's a bad NEET on the rise


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 07:54:57 [Preview] No.55017 del
>>55015
You should have started later in the morning.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 07:55:19 [Preview] No.55018 del
so this is how we fund the commune


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 07:55:32 [Preview] No.55019 del
>>55004
No, they are shelved or are in the roofing


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 07:55:35 [Preview] No.55020 del
>>55017
geeze why didn't i think of that


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 07:55:54 [Preview] No.55021 del
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>>55015
>So Mr Vebber
>You have completed ze vork for us yes ?


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 07:56:01 [Preview] No.55022 del
>>55005
>finger.
>And that was only once.
That's more than enough for me tbh


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 07:57:44 [Preview] No.55023 del
>>55022
whore keeps wanting to do things to my bottom though
And apparently she's good at it


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 07:57:53 [Preview] No.55024 del
>>55021
I really need to start doing the side gig properly
Work paid another security firm $22k last week for 5 days testing to confirm there were no security problems with our network


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 07:58:21 [Preview] No.55025 del
>>55023
Does she own a strap-on?


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 07:58:27 [Preview] No.55026 del
>>55023
She'll tap into your potential!


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 07:58:53 [Preview] No.55027 del
>>55024
A mate of my brothers does network security testing now.
He used to work setting them up but he makes more for doing less this way.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 08:00:04 [Preview] No.55028 del
>>55027
Even one gig a week at $22k would be a nice earner. Their report was shit. Company wont give me the equivalent as a bonus for doing my fucking job in the first place though


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 08:00:33 [Preview] No.55029 del
Dont do it. Its a trick. Its how they turn the tables on the power dynamic. You cant come back from it.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 08:00:34 [Preview] No.55030 del
>>55024
Webbied Pty Ltd


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 08:00:51 [Preview] No.55031 del
>>55023
Ask her to give you an enema.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 08:00:59 [Preview] No.55032 del
>>55030
What, me, webbied?


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 08:01:55 [Preview] No.55033 del


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 08:02:26 [Preview] No.55034 del
>>55028
Why don't they trust your experience or do they have to be audited externally to meet some obscure legal requirement?


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 08:03:01 [Preview] No.55036 del
I've been doing some fairly liquid-y shits that are yellow.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 08:03:10 [Preview] No.55037 del
>>55032
No, the companies being tested with the resulting report you produced and slam on their desk.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 08:03:33 [Preview] No.55038 del
>>55034
because my boss is a dumb bitch
there is an external audit requirement, but that is done quarterly by the big 4


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 08:03:39 [Preview] No.55039 del
>>55035
I hope you're not going into that low quality Frenchie from Greasy Surrender Monkey Land


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 08:04:01 [Preview] No.55040 del
>>55033
Does he have fetal alcohol syndrome, or is he just jewish?


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 08:04:21 [Preview] No.55041 del
>>55040
How do you not know Mad?


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 08:05:25 [Preview] No.55042 del
>>55041
Not all of us are boomers.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 08:05:59 [Preview] No.55043 del
>>55042
I am not even a Boomer. I first learned about it from The Simpsons.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 08:06:15 [Preview] No.55044 del
>>54962
me
>>54963
Im bi
>>54980
Better luck next time, NEET.
>>55006
Yea, I use startpage.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 08:06:27 [Preview] No.55045 del
I'm a nearly 40 year old boomer and actually bought print copies in the early 90s


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 08:07:16 [Preview] No.55046 del
>>55043
>Simpsons
Okay boomer.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 08:08:03 [Preview] No.55047 del
>>55039
7 billion trade deal with japan passed today.
Trump is winning on all levels.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 08:08:14 [Preview] No.55048 del
>>55045
I remember kids showing me the fold-in back page back in primary school. I never thought they were funny.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 08:08:25 [Preview] No.55049 del
>>55025
I haven't seen it but yes
>>55026
No she won't
>>55031
She does that on herself not me.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 08:08:59 [Preview] No.55050 del
Thinking about pasito cans again.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 08:09:33 [Preview] No.55051 del
>>55045
old neet


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 08:09:46 [Preview] No.55052 del
>>55048
> I never thought they were funny.
yeah they were hit and miss
mostly miss
also a shitload of american content, even in the australian editions.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 08:10:08 [Preview] No.55053 del
>>55045
I'm a 44 year old whatever that bought them in the early 80s


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 08:10:27 [Preview] No.55054 del
>>55049
does she service women?
any chance of crossing FFM off your bucket list?


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 08:10:39 [Preview] No.55055 del


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 08:11:02 [Preview] No.55056 del
>>55047
Nobody cares you fucking boring retard
Go and wank off the nuro


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 08:11:04 [Preview] No.55057 del
>>55049
Let her peg you and record the audio for us. I want to hear your squeals.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 08:11:59 [Preview] No.55058 del
>>55045
>tfw i was kid in the 90s reading spy vs spy


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 08:12:01 [Preview] No.55059 del
>>55047
To help alleviate the significant trade deficit with Japan. Why did Trump leave England NATO summit early?


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 08:12:24 [Preview] No.55060 del
>>55054
Yeah,she says she's genuinely into it.
Already done 5th anniversary with ex we got a whore


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 08:12:37 [Preview] No.55061 del
America is not a nigger country.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 08:12:53 [Preview] No.55063 del
>>55056
na im too busy wanking to this...

https://youtube.com/watch?v=5cTwpli059U [Embed]


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 08:13:04 [Preview] No.55064 del
>>55047
Trump is a gun grabbing kike hell bent on precrime arrests its nasty


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 08:13:07 [Preview] No.55065 del
Need a hapa gf pronto


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 08:13:17 [Preview] No.55066 del
>>55057
Peg your dog and let your imagination do the rest m8


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 08:13:24 [Preview] No.55067 del
>>55061
It's a mutt country.
>>55049
She needs to do an enema on you before she pegs you.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 08:13:42 [Preview] No.55068 del
>>55061
learning this on the banjo https://youtube.com/watch?v=hyJBOM47_AM [Embed]


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 08:13:54 [Preview] No.55069 del
>>55066
Dogs are to be wanked m8


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 08:15:10 [Preview] No.55070 del
>>55065
You need to visit Adelaide and the 3 Wise NEETs


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 08:15:30 [Preview] No.55071 del
>>55069
And my ringhole is not for pegging m8
I have a perfectly good penis most of the time and a rather nice whore's bum if I want to do anal things


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 08:16:07 [Preview] No.55072 del
Which NEET is this? https://youtube.com/watch?v=GTomMm61Ixw [Embed]


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 08:16:13 [Preview] No.55073 del
>tfw lots of NEETs seem to want things up your butt


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 08:16:40 [Preview] No.55074 del
>tfw I want to hear the squeals


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 08:17:22 [Preview] No.55075 del


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 08:17:23 [Preview] No.55076 del
>>55074
You can't handle the squeals


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 08:18:35 [Preview] No.55077 del
>>55073
Only from pretty girls. So not 10k's girlfriend.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 08:19:23 [Preview] No.55078 del
>>55062
https://youtube.com/watch?v=pAaR8keGgwg [Embed]


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 08:20:09 [Preview] No.55079 del
>tfw she hands you the marriage cert to fill your part out


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 08:21:12 [Preview] No.55080 del
>>55076
I can...


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 08:23:09 [Preview] No.55081 del
SQUEAL PIGGY SQUEAL


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 08:23:30 [Preview] No.55082 del


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 08:23:47 [Preview] No.55083 del


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 08:26:14 [Preview] No.55084 del
>>55078
there is actually a famous pegging scene in myra breckinridge which is supposed to be one of the most explicit and worst movies of all time

https://youtube.com/watch?v=tvk8v4qzg7c [Embed]


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 08:27:02 [Preview] No.55085 del
>>55077
She's prettier than yours m8


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 08:28:21 [Preview] No.55087 del
>>55084
My father took my mother to see Deliverance in the cinema on their second or third date


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 08:28:27 [Preview] No.55088 del
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>tfw you discover your NEET brethren are EXTREMELY knowledgeable about pegging


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 08:29:50 [Preview] No.55089 del
She only wants to finger my prostate anyway


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 08:30:25 [Preview] No.55090 del
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I acquired a very fetching red poncho in Jedi Fallen Order. Highlight of the game so far.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 08:30:55 [Preview] No.55091 del
>>55090
Well done mate.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 08:31:51 [Preview] No.55093 del
>>55090
>Acquired red poncho
>Achievement unlocked


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 08:35:45 [Preview] No.55094 del
>>55093
It's Pegging time


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 08:35:56 [Preview] No.55095 del
>>55087
Does your mother own a Ms Piggy outfit by any chance ?


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 08:36:13 [Preview] No.55096 del
>>55089
Let her. It's 2019 after all.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 08:36:59 [Preview] No.55097 del
>>55096
You kids of today, always with the things up the bum


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 08:38:23 [Preview] No.55098 del
>>55097
Shelving the truth.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 08:38:37 [Preview] No.55099 del
Shire, Shitey and 10K visit the Adelaide NEETs
https://youtube.com/watch?v=gsC4kf6x_Q0 [Embed]


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 08:39:27 [Preview] No.55100 del
>>55097
Coffee, fingers, cucumbers, strap-ons, all up the butt.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 08:40:23 [Preview] No.55101 del
>>55100
>>55098
Seriously, when I was a young NEET talking like that would get your head kicked in


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 08:41:37 [Preview] No.55102 del
>>55101
They did not value their roofing solutions.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 08:42:07 [Preview] No.55103 del
>>55101
Indeed. I even remember a tech studies teacher calling a kid a faggot at school.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 08:42:29 [Preview] No.55104 del
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>'E shoves fings up his arse
>'E's a poofta !
>fuggin geddim

Ah, the good old days


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 08:43:06 [Preview] No.55105 del
I just watched as Jeremy Clarkson ran over 11 innocent sheep in his WRX for fun. I feel nothing but hunger for a lamb roast


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 08:43:06 [Preview] No.55106 del
>>55101
That's the right of passage to becoming a neetposter


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 08:44:45 [Preview] No.55107 del
>>55106
>passage


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 08:44:57 [Preview] No.55108 del
>>55106
>right of passage
Rite of passage m8.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 08:45:11 [Preview] No.55109 del
write off massage


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 08:45:38 [Preview] No.55110 del
>>55108
weber has his work cut out for him. there aren't enough wednesdays in the universe


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 08:46:56 [Preview] No.55111 del
>>55108
They liked to aim for the spelling good part of my brain during the gay bashings


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 08:48:01 [Preview] No.55112 del
>>55110
Why won't Weber's Weekly Worldly Wednesday Words Work ?


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 08:51:01 [Preview] No.55113 del
Too monged to bother going to the gym tonight. I'll probably drag myself anyway.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 08:51:24 [Preview] No.55114 del
>>55112
Cause his choice made him feel like an idiot?


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 08:51:25 [Preview] No.55115 del
>>55112
The second sentence answered this.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 08:51:31 [Preview] No.55116 del
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>>55105
I hope he cooked them afterwards.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 08:51:38 [Preview] No.55117 del
>>55113
Do it m8. You will feel better for it.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 08:51:41 [Preview] No.55118 del
>>55113
you should pull yourself instead


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 08:51:44 [Preview] No.55119 del
>>55113
Probably for the best.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 08:52:14 [Preview] No.55120 del
>>55096
> [CURRENT YEAR] + 4

Shiggidy. Worst timeline.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 08:54:29 [Preview] No.55121 del
>>55117
Yeah, I know. Thanks. It gets hard to stick to it. It becomes a slog but I'm always glad. It feels good looking at myself in the mirror when I have a shower.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 08:56:03 [Preview] No.55122 del
10K, have you fucked your girlfriend's poop schute?


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 08:56:09 [Preview] No.55123 del


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 08:56:12 [Preview] No.55124 del
>>55116

wait. wut. how ?


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 08:57:30 [Preview] No.55125 del
>>55121
We are still waiting for those shirtless pics m8.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 08:57:50 [Preview] No.55126 del
>>55122
> girlfriend
> captain obvious

terrible quality post


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 08:58:35 [Preview] No.55127 del


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 09:04:09 [Preview] No.55128 del
>>55122
Yes of course I have


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 09:05:02 [Preview] No.55129 del


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 09:05:38 [Preview] No.55130 del
>>55128
Ass to mouth?


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 09:05:45 [Preview] No.55131 del
>>55124
yes that was real, it wasn't setup


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 09:06:58 [Preview] No.55132 del
>>55130
No,not my thing.
She probably would though.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 09:08:35 [Preview] No.55133 del
>>55132
Should have let her.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 09:10:33 [Preview] No.55134 del
>>55133
never ass to mouth you stupid faggot


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 09:10:59 [Preview] No.55135 del
>>55133
Eh, it's a porn thing, it's not going to make the sex any better


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 09:15:18 [Preview] No.55136 del
>>55134
Calm down baby, I'll do atm with you.
>>55135
It's just about her sucking you off afterwards.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 09:16:38 [Preview] No.55137 del
kino is on the menu boys....

https://youtube.com/watch?v=1M-_PX5WFBc [Embed]


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 09:18:00 [Preview] No.55138 del
>>55136
its degenerate and how you catch parasites and worms


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 09:20:45 [Preview] No.55139 del
>>55138
>nuro calling others degenerate


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 09:22:13 [Preview] No.55140 del
Be nice to nuro, the worms have been rough since those bike boongs went atm on him.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 09:22:46 [Preview] No.55141 del
Took a massive shit and I feel so much better. Definitely going to the gym now.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 09:24:30 [Preview] No.55142 del
>>55139
im not a degen, you need to be homo and have tats to join that club


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 09:25:25 [Preview] No.55143 del
Nuro doesn't have the tattoos yet.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 09:26:13 [Preview] No.55144 del
>>55141
I need to cut back on the lentils. They are making me all gassy.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 09:27:13 [Preview] No.55145 del
>>55143
Mate you need to be more realistic and plan a date for your matching tramp stamps


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 09:28:05 [Preview] No.55146 del
My slut mother has a tramp stamp.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 09:28:43 [Preview] No.55147 del


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 09:29:05 [Preview] No.55148 del
>>55146
most of us have seen it


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 09:29:10 [Preview] No.55149 del
>>55146
whore doesn't


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 09:29:21 [Preview] No.55150 del
>>55144
Try washing them before you cook them.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 09:30:04 [Preview] No.55151 del
>>55142
I am a degenerate and I have tats but am not homo and don't do atm.
Wat do ?


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 09:30:28 [Preview] No.55152 del
>>55146
post it


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 09:32:24 [Preview] No.55153 del
>>55150
Ahhh, cheers mate. What does that do?


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 09:32:31 [Preview] No.55154 del
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NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 09:33:05 [Preview] No.55155 del
>>55148
I have no doubt. 3/4 of the blokes in Adelaide have seen it and most neets are from Adelaide.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 09:34:49 [Preview] No.55156 del
Can you draw a cartoon possum on her arse with a little speech bubble saying 'Vile!'?


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 09:37:21 [Preview] No.55157 del


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 09:38:15 [Preview] No.55158 del
>>55156
That's a bit beyond my talents m8


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 09:39:48 [Preview] No.55159 del
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>>55156
i support this


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 09:40:57 [Preview] No.55160 del
>>55156
Vile's should not be given out so easily. Please don't corrupt the (You) economy.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 09:43:33 [Preview] No.55161 del
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I'm just a fucking slave around here ...


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 09:44:44 [Preview] No.55162 del
>>55156
If you meant whore's arse you'll have to wait
Although I do kinda wanna draw Posso on her bum now


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 09:46:31 [Preview] No.55163 del
>>55162
>I do kinda wanna draw Posso on her bum now

A disturbing thought


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 09:47:06 [Preview] No.55164 del
>>55161
Do you squeal?


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 09:47:47 [Preview] No.55165 del
>>55163
To get deeper into the investigation.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 09:48:19 [Preview] No.55166 del
Big dick


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 09:49:19 [Preview] No.55167 del
>>55162
possums are actually hard to draw a VILE would be sufficient


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 09:49:49 [Preview] No.55168 del
>>55164
M8, I'm gonna squeal VILE in a minute


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 09:51:15 [Preview] No.55169 del
>>55163
Oh alright, I'll draw the whole Council on her bum then.
Gonna need to fatten her up a bit first though.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 09:52:09 [Preview] No.55170 del
>>55166
mine is


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 09:52:48 [Preview] No.55171 del
>>55163
It will be almost as good as raping possum.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 09:53:12 [Preview] No.55172 del
>>55160
Vile!


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 09:54:30 [Preview] No.55173 del
>>55171
I'm gonna write "nameless NEETs" round the edge of her ringhole


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 09:57:13 [Preview] No.55174 del


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 09:57:40 [Preview] No.55175 del
>>55159
Jeeze, the tv chicks were ugly back then.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 09:58:35 [Preview] No.55176 del
>tfw still adjusting that package


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 09:58:41 [Preview] No.55177 del
>>55175
I think that's a puppet mate


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 09:58:50 [Preview] No.55178 del
>>55058
those fat freddys cats and the ditko wha!?
shit blew my mind as a juinior.
>>55063
I cant take her seriously. Those tits are too much.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 09:58:51 [Preview] No.55179 del
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>>55173
You can't name the nameless. You'll need to draw little neet figurines instead.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 10:00:25 [Preview] No.55180 del
Webby’s Weeping Wape


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 10:01:09 [Preview] No.55181 del
(3.64 MB 370x346 vile.gif)


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 10:02:05 [Preview] No.55182 del
blown out gape


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 10:06:56 [Preview] No.55183 del
Whimsical winking Webhy


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 10:07:15 [Preview] No.55184 del
>>55179
I'm gonna end up painting the Sistine arse at this rate


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 10:08:24 [Preview] No.55185 del
>>55181
When the Lamb broke the fourth seal, I heard the voice of the fourth living creature saying, "Come." I looked, and behold, an ashen horse; and he who sat on it had the name Death; and Hades was following with him. Authority was given to them over a fourth of the earth, to kill with sword and with famine and with pestilence and by the vile beasts of the earth.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 10:10:11 [Preview] No.55186 del
Goodnight NEETs


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 10:10:51 [Preview] No.55187 del
>tfw been thinking about where my Chink Murphy picture is or even if it existed


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 10:11:22 [Preview] No.55188 del
>>55186
Gook night.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 10:11:22 [Preview] No.55189 del
>>55178
> fat freddys cats


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 10:11:28 [Preview] No.55190 del
Not enough Cruisedog again today.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 10:11:55 [Preview] No.55192 del
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NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 10:12:06 [Preview] No.55193 del
>>55186
Gook night. That one looks okay is she not full gook?


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 10:13:03 [Preview] No.55194 del
>>55191
>cenno at 100

lol


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 10:13:04 [Preview] No.55195 del
>>55186
I approve heartily of this semi naked semi gook
You may have a Gooknight good sir.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 10:13:04 [Preview] No.55196 del
>>55193
What if she's a mook


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 10:13:33 [Preview] No.55197 del
>>55196
Half gook half mong ?


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 10:15:20 [Preview] No.55198 del
>>55197
Exactly.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 10:15:36 [Preview] No.55199 del
>>55197
A mongoloid mong.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 10:17:01 [Preview] No.55200 del
It's funny how they never call him Genghis the Mong


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 10:17:41 [Preview] No.55201 del
>>55200
He turned many men into mongs


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 10:18:20 [Preview] No.55202 del
Weber will wank willies wondrously while whistling wistfully


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 10:18:30 [Preview] No.55203 del
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>>55190
He hath forsaken us


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 10:18:36 [Preview] No.55204 del


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 10:18:37 [Preview] No.55205 del
>>55199
*mook


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 10:19:22 [Preview] No.55206 del
>>55205
*gong


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 10:19:28 [Preview] No.55207 del
>>55195
>semi-gook

well racisted ;)


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 10:20:26 [Preview] No.55208 del
>>55190
I am sitting quiet, watching.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 10:20:43 [Preview] No.55209 del
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NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 10:21:11 [Preview] No.55210 del
>tfw Cruisey watched you have a wank


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 10:22:38 [Preview] No.55211 del
>>55208
Adjusting your package?


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 10:22:57 [Preview] No.55212 del
>>55191
>The report was based on a survey of 2000 60 year old Boomers who were questioned about brand image, operations, products and services, social responsibility, innovation, communication, financial performance and customer values.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 10:23:26 [Preview] No.55213 del
>>55211
It falls perfectly, every time.
I was sniffing my underarms.
My fragrance has changed.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 10:26:35 [Preview] No.55214 del
>>55213
How enthralling.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 10:29:40 [Preview] No.55215 del
>>55213
This should be a capture in a drawing *ahem*


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 10:32:29 [Preview] No.55216 del
Raped by men


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 10:33:22 [Preview] No.55217 del
Webby’s wanks will work wonders


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 10:36:39 [Preview] No.55218 del
KILLED ME MUM!


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 10:38:01 [Preview] No.55219 del
>>55218
Shouldn't have shit in the craft beer isle


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 10:39:05 [Preview] No.55220 del
I wonder how that working dad who does door go door sales is going.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 10:39:12 [Preview] No.55221 del
I used to able to do about 20% of this...

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Jk7rliZpuSs [Embed]


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 10:41:33 [Preview] No.55222 del
>>55219
Two years on, my meme still lives. If only I could teach you mongs how to spell 'aisle'.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 10:42:37 [Preview] No.55223 del
>>55222
I'll be having none of that m80


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 10:42:40 [Preview] No.55224 del
>>55213
>My fragrance has changed.
Lovely.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 10:43:10 [Preview] No.55225 del
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Neets, what do we do about the grets problem? I was looking through my Dan folder, Dan and I were having a smirk, then somehow I found a grets picture had gotten into my collection of Dans.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 10:43:30 [Preview] No.55226 del
>>55222
If only it could be the word of the week.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 10:44:02 [Preview] No.55227 del
>>55225
Add fire.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 10:46:06 [Preview] No.55228 del
I was cooking wanked poo last night


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 10:47:44 [Preview] No.55229 del
>>55215
God I hate you


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 10:48:32 [Preview] No.55231 del
>>55228
El carta el boong


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 10:48:45 [Preview] No.55232 del
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>>55225
4pol has a few decent greta threads most days .. plenty of spicy memes even normies will get


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 10:49:07 [Preview] No.55233 del
>>55229
Lovely thank you


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 10:49:32 [Preview] No.55234 del
Cruisey you owe me money for giving you a huge cock in NEETlore


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 10:50:01 [Preview] No.55235 del
>>55232
She's a shitty meme of the week


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 10:50:27 [Preview] No.55236 del


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 10:50:27 [Preview] No.55237 del
>>55228
Magnificent.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 10:51:22 [Preview] No.55238 del
>>55228
Lovely, well presented.
There's no need to be shy, we've all seen your face (^;


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 10:51:40 [Preview] No.55239 del
>>55234
He always hides his bulge. He is embarrassed and ashamed.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 10:51:59 [Preview] No.55240 del
>>55235
> the week

no she is a globalist poster child... she aint going anywhere soon, just like hillary clinton


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 10:52:02 [Preview] No.55241 del
Gonna have an early night.
GN fellas


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 10:52:34 [Preview] No.55242 del
>>55240
Well fuck off back to 4chinks with her then


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 10:53:21 [Preview] No.55243 del
>tfw depressed


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 10:53:31 [Preview] No.55244 del
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>>55240
Bindi > Greta


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 10:53:40 [Preview] No.55245 del
>>55241
G'night m8


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 10:53:50 [Preview] No.55246 del
>>55241
GN, F.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 10:54:27 [Preview] No.55247 del
>>55244
I would fuck nuro just for a chance to wank on Bindi's foot


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 10:54:42 [Preview] No.55248 del
>>55221
Stuntman eh?
Psychos in traffic not enough for you?
>>55232
4pol is a data scraping psyop. I sincerely hope your not picking up glowniggers from posting there, and bringing them here.
you are a dirty 4pol slut though nuro


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 10:55:51 [Preview] No.55249 del
You can't post on it yet, but it looks like /ausneets/ is coming back on 8coon.

https://8k un.top/ausneets/catalog.html


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 10:56:27 [Preview] No.55250 del
>>55249
*8coom


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 10:57:13 [Preview] No.55251 del
>>55249
Unless Possum and or Cruisey are in charge I ain't going


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 10:57:49 [Preview] No.55252 del
>>55224
No, not for the better.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 10:58:18 [Preview] No.55253 del
>>55252
Is it .. is it vile ?


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 10:58:27 [Preview] No.55254 del
>>55252
It might be a reaction to stress.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 10:58:46 [Preview] No.55255 del
>>55251
They aren't in charge here.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 10:58:58 [Preview] No.55256 del
>>55228
The love hearts really show off your soft side. I bet you kiss when you rape these days.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 10:59:34 [Preview] No.55257 del
>>55229
The effort and correct proportions are well received.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 10:59:57 [Preview] No.55258 del
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>>55255
They are always in charge in my heart and mind


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 11:00:21 [Preview] No.55259 del
>>55234
I'll pay you girthely.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 11:00:37 [Preview] No.55260 del
>>55257
Hey, I've never drawn a chair before !
I used perspective and shit


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 11:00:46 [Preview] No.55261 del
>>55235
I'm not a fan either.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 11:01:09 [Preview] No.55262 del
>>55239
You can't trick me with your backwards logic.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 11:01:25 [Preview] No.55263 del
>>55248
i browse i dont post there, FFS auspol is pretty active there of late


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 11:01:27 [Preview] No.55264 del


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 11:01:48 [Preview] No.55265 del
>>55262
Oh yeah, well why haven't you shown us your bulge yet then ?


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 11:01:58 [Preview] No.55266 del
>>55238
Only on crime stoppers


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 11:02:15 [Preview] No.55267 del
>>55251
I have been given BO status. I don't know if I'll go though.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 11:02:47 [Preview] No.55268 del
>>55253
I thought it was someone else earlier today.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 11:03:24 [Preview] No.55269 del
>>55256
Times are changing boy


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 11:03:36 [Preview] No.55270 del
>>55254
Maybe, I talked to the eap today. She said I should move to the bush and just run away like I want to.
That wasn't what I was expecting her to say.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 11:03:48 [Preview] No.55271 del
>>55267
You could give BO to me
please don't,I go mad with power


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 11:04:15 [Preview] No.55272 del
>>55270
>She said I should move to the bush and just run away like I want to.
She knows you don't fall for backwards logic.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 11:04:28 [Preview] No.55273 del
>>55249
>8cunt

i know the cripple didnt help them but fucking 8months on Jim and Ron are such low energy faggots for what they delivered


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 11:04:36 [Preview] No.55274 del
>>55265
Please stop. I am susceptible to this.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 11:04:37 [Preview] No.55275 del
>>55270
You better take me with you.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 11:05:17 [Preview] No.55276 del
>>55269
Treat your ladies like whores and your whores like ladies
this actually works


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 11:05:46 [Preview] No.55277 del
>>55274
That sounds like something a NEET who's about to post his bulge would say.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 11:06:01 [Preview] No.55278 del
>>55273
They seem to have delivered a service of the same standard as 8chan before it fell.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 11:06:11 [Preview] No.55279 del
>>55272
She seemed pretty sincere about it. She's looking at a job in Pirie and there's another she showed me on seek there that I could do with my eyes closed. It's as a LAC. It would be the whole mid north of SA.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 11:06:14 [Preview] No.55280 del
>>55276
well said


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 11:06:29 [Preview] No.55281 del
>>55274
I want an underwear bulge shot right now. The Thursday undies.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 11:06:56 [Preview] No.55282 del
>>55270
Come to WA and get stoned for a few months


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 11:07:18 [Preview] No.55283 del
>>55275
I am not sure what to do with the dog. If I run, I can't take anything.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 11:07:51 [Preview] No.55284 del
>>55279
Wouldn't having another job make your rural life just as bad as your current urban one?


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 11:08:00 [Preview] No.55285 del
>>55277
If you had said not about to, this would've worked.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 11:08:30 [Preview] No.55286 del
>>55283
>I can't take anything.
Of course you can.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 11:08:48 [Preview] No.55287 del
>>55285
You will never post your bulge here.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 11:08:57 [Preview] No.55288 del
>>55281
They are a new pair, the elastic is still sturdy.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 11:09:06 [Preview] No.55289 del
>>55285
I can only follow the twists and conniptions of the NEET mind so far


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 11:09:18 [Preview] No.55290 del
>>55282
unna
Sounds good tbh.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 11:09:35 [Preview] No.55291 del
>>55288
That is okay.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 11:09:42 [Preview] No.55292 del
>>55286
>>55283
He can put things on the dog.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 11:09:55 [Preview] No.55293 del
>>55284
Nah, I'm from up there and I'd get to cruise around to remote locations to do planning meetings.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 11:10:20 [Preview] No.55294 del
>>55286
I feel bad for the dog. I'd leave him with Dad.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 11:10:21 [Preview] No.55295 del
>>55292
He will be riding the dog.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 11:10:39 [Preview] No.55296 del
>>55293
>remote locations
Are they also rural ?


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 11:10:52 [Preview] No.55297 del
>>55278
they focused too much on keeping the fucking archives....even though they were saying they were not 8ch

fucking idiots, they needed a clean slate with a differnt name and bullet proof hosting 7 months ago word would have spread fast .... then they could sort out a migration

instead i dont fucking care anymore


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 11:11:07 [Preview] No.55298 del
>>55287
Possum saved a pic of my testicle.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 11:11:25 [Preview] No.55299 del
>>55289
>conniptions


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 11:11:45 [Preview] No.55300 del
>>55297
>instead i dont fucking care anymore
Then why are you the only one talking about it ?


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 11:11:55 [Preview] No.55301 del
>>55298
It was barely recognisable.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 11:12:06 [Preview] No.55302 del
>>55296
I would have a box of vinyl gloves with me at all times. No latex, I know how to please.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 11:12:29 [Preview] No.55303 del
>>55301
You recognised it.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 11:13:00 [Preview] No.55304 del
>>55303
He has a Cert4 in NEET Testicle Lore though


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 11:13:01 [Preview] No.55305 del
>>55300
caring about a living being and performing a scientific autopsy are two different things retard


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 11:13:03 [Preview] No.55306 del
>>55302
>vinyl gloves
They make a better sound.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 11:13:22 [Preview] No.55307 del
Thank you all for being my friends, You are good people, whether you believe it or not.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 11:13:32 [Preview] No.55308 del
>>55303
Not initially. You had to tell everyone after that you had posted it.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 11:14:16 [Preview] No.55309 del
>>55304
I don't like to think about it. It works better with my conniptions if mine are the only ones he's seen.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 11:14:26 [Preview] No.55310 del
>>55307
We are always here for you Cruisedog.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 11:14:29 [Preview] No.55311 del
>>55305
U r a mong
wit da coffee up ya bum


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 11:14:59 [Preview] No.55312 del
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NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 11:15:07 [Preview] No.55313 del
>>55306
DJ Dan Murphy can use them after I'm done.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 11:16:02 [Preview] No.55314 del
>>55308
I was eating oranges.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 11:16:07 [Preview] No.55315 del
>>55309
The Council keeps thorough and up to date testicular records on every NEET
Or is that just a thing I do ?


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 11:16:22 [Preview] No.55316 del
>>55312
>>55310
Thank you.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 11:16:55 [Preview] No.55317 del
>>55315
What is yours, is The Council's.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 11:16:56 [Preview] No.55318 del
>>55314
Yes, you had orange all over the sink no wonder you have ants.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 11:17:20 [Preview] No.55319 del
>>55314
There is a strong correlation between eating oranges and testicle posting based on 100% of my research into the matter.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 11:18:15 [Preview] No.55320 del
Here is the famous "testicle" pic.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 11:19:36 [Preview] No.55321 del
>>55316
Seriously though m8, if you do need a break badly head west
I've a spare room and a half kilo of tomatoes
You'll have to scrub the whores though


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 11:20:29 [Preview] No.55322 del
>>55320
That could just be suspiciously hairy mincemeat


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 11:23:28 [Preview] No.55323 del
So, on a serious note, the reason shit's fucked is that I agreed with Monaro that I'd marry her.
I don't believe in the institution but she needs it so she can honestly say that we are married.
She has told her church folk that we are and they treat us like we are.
Also, their culture sort of sees people living together as married.
I've been living with her for coming up to six years, that's a long time.
I don't want it to end.
Especially with how I am.
I am okay but I will deteriorate fast and I don't have time, or the energy to go through all this shit again.
Also, I love her.
It's fucked.
I hate that she thinks it's needed.
I did say when she first moved in that we'd get married but then it sort of just didn't matter.
I don't know.
If it means nothing to me, why not?
I think it signifies that I will never go back to being the fuck up I was.
I sort of miss it though.
I am, as far as I can tell, incapable of being happy and the only joy I get is from helping others and making them happy.
If she is unhappy, so am I.
Reminds me a bit of that blues song 'It hurts me too'. Like when your pain isn't enough, you take on the worlds.
To be a man or some shit.
Hmm. Blog post.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 11:24:05 [Preview] No.55324 del
>>55311
>>55311
its 930pm and i certainly not caffenated you fucking boong


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 11:24:07 [Preview] No.55325 del
>>55321
I appreciate the offer, thanks.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 11:27:29 [Preview] No.55326 del
>>55325
bleh you just want to scrub the whores


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 11:27:40 [Preview] No.55327 del
>>55323
Iktf m8, like you're locking down the rest of your life ?
Tbh if she makes you happy go for it m8, a good woman is worth it.
I turned down catholic girl 3 years back and now I'm dating a whore though so I really dunno
There are regrets


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 11:30:28 [Preview] No.55328 del
>>55323
>I am okay but I will deteriorate fast
What do you mean by that?


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 11:32:48 [Preview] No.55329 del
>>55327
Cheers man, I know I will regret it if I miss out. Before I was with her I smoked everyday and had no drive, my life was a mess. I'm much better than I was in a lot of ways.
>>55328
I was a dsp NEET. My body's semi fucked, sometimes. I broke my back when I was younger from being a wanker.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 11:33:25 [Preview] No.55330 del
>>55323
Just turn gay


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 11:33:54 [Preview] No.55331 del
>>55330
Possum will always be on the side.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 11:34:23 [Preview] No.55332 del
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How can a neet get married when there's women like this walking around


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 11:34:50 [Preview] No.55333 del
>>55331
Sometimes on his front.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 11:35:22 [Preview] No.55334 del
>>55332
walking is a generous term


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 11:35:26 [Preview] No.55335 del
>>55331
Being married is not the same as being defacto. It sounds like it is the right thing to do if you see yourself as staying with this girl for the long term.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 11:36:03 [Preview] No.55336 del


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 11:36:24 [Preview] No.55337 del
>>55334
She walks on the little legs in the middle.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 11:36:50 [Preview] No.55338 del
>>55333
Usually on his back.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 11:37:40 [Preview] No.55339 del
>>55331
I have never even had so much as a bulge pic sent to me.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 11:37:55 [Preview] No.55340 del
>>55335
I feel like it's already long term. Feels like a trap though.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 11:38:38 [Preview] No.55341 del
Good night all.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 11:38:52 [Preview] No.55342 del
>>55339
I am willing to compare girth but you wont let me use the soap holder as a measurement.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 11:38:54 [Preview] No.55343 del


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 11:39:04 [Preview] No.55344 del
>>55341
Good night.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 11:39:10 [Preview] No.55345 del
>>55341
Good night.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 11:39:52 [Preview] No.55346 del
>>55341
G'night m8


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 11:40:00 [Preview] No.55347 del
>>55340
>a trap
You can always get divorced. Does she want kids too?


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 11:40:16 [Preview] No.55348 del
>>55342
That was how it got broken last time


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 11:40:30 [Preview] No.55349 del
>>55342
>girth
Only people who lack length talk about girth.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 11:41:36 [Preview] No.55350 del
>>55347
Yeah but I dunno why that hasn't happened. We don't use protection and we've both had tests and have good fertility.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 11:42:04 [Preview] No.55351 del
>>55349
Only people who lack whore talk about my girth


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 11:42:30 [Preview] No.55352 del
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>>55232
>>55244
Now does Bindi have her own pepe?


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 11:42:33 [Preview] No.55353 del
>>55350
You need more tests then. Something is not right somewhere.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 11:44:17 [Preview] No.55354 del
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NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 11:45:21 [Preview] No.55355 del
>>55353
That's the other angle, she wants kids and if I can't I'd prefer her to be happy with someone else.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 11:47:04 [Preview] No.55356 del
>>55355
Well see a fertility specialist and get all the questions answered before you get married.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 11:49:52 [Preview] No.55357 del
>>55354
It's like seeing a picture of a dead lover in an old photo album


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 11:52:05 [Preview] No.55358 del
>>55357
>a picture of a dead lover
She was pretty worn out by the end ...


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 11:53:35 [Preview] No.55359 del
>>55137
I am watching this now it is pretty funny.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 11:57:01 [Preview] No.55360 del
>>55359
its remarkably well done


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 11:58:21 [Preview] No.55361 del
>>55360
Yes very skilled editing. Must have taken a lot of time.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 12:15:14 [Preview] No.55362 del
>>55137
That was as good as the original.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 12:15:40 [Preview] No.55363 del
Good night friends.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 12:20:11 [Preview] No.55364 del
>>55363
Good night my friend.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 12:34:33 [Preview] No.55365 del
I volunteered today but the hapa wasn’t there. Just lots of new volunteers. I’m part of a dying generation of volunteers


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 12:40:42 [Preview] No.55367 del
>>54655
yeah they more or less just give an overview on everything rather than going in depth into something specific
Also the fact that English/Lit is forced in year 12 is honestly fucked


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 12:44:30 [Preview] No.55368 del
There was also this short Irish girl that was signing some paperwork to start volunteering there. I said hi to her but no more words were spoken, I need a hapa not a mick


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 12:53:59 [Preview] No.55369 del
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>>55368
>I need a hapa not a mick
This mick can satisfy you more than any hapa can


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 12:57:30 [Preview] No.55370 del
>>55368
You should take whatever you can get.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 12:59:59 [Preview] No.55371 del
>>55368
>thinking a hapa is better than a white woman


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 13:04:10 [Preview] No.55372 del
>>55347
He could do a poly marriage


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 13:04:50 [Preview] No.55373 del
>>55372
Does Poly get a say in this ?


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 13:06:00 [Preview] No.55374 del
I've got the squirts.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 13:07:41 [Preview] No.55375 del
>>55367
A lot of things were forced on me/in me when I was 12


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 13:08:48 [Preview] No.55376 del
>>55373
Nah he just gets a cracker


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 13:09:13 [Preview] No.55377 del
>tfw no redhead gf


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 13:16:27 [Preview] No.55379 del
>>55368
Short Irish girls are proof of a benevolent God you twisted deviant.
>>55377
>tfw redheaded whore gf


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 13:33:08 [Preview] No.55380 del
I wish I could return to simpler times


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 13:38:39 [Preview] No.55381 del
My apartment is an absolute mess


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 15:41:36 [Preview] No.55382 del
I felt sick starting around 7pm, had a horrible bloated feeling. Woke up repeatedly in the night feeling nauseated. Woke up at 1am and vomited quite violently. I feel much better. No longer feel dizzy or disoriented. Still have an uncomfortable feeling in my stomach but it has shifted from pain to just discomfort. I've cleaned it all up. Lots of spinach in there made it hard to clean up as the mop wasn't willing to grab the little bits so I had to get them with bits of toilet paper.
What should I eat tomorrow, if anything?


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 15:51:15 [Preview] No.55383 del
>>55382
I'll grab some bread from Coles along with some sort of sports drink. I'm glad I have up the demon drink because it only makes everything worse.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 16:42:24 [Preview] No.55384 del
Real meet hours. I've got the sparkie coming tomorrow to fix the light.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 19:11:25 [Preview] No.55386 del
Morning all.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 19:13:11 [Preview] No.55387 del
>>55386
morning


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 19:19:27 [Preview] No.55388 del
>>55386
>>55387
Morning neets. Savouring my caffeine ration for the day.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 19:25:34 [Preview] No.55389 del
>>55386
>>55387
>>55388
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 19:26:31 [Preview] No.55390 del
>>55378
Isn't this a pedo who killed a young girl?


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 19:31:31 [Preview] No.55391 del
>>55383
Tins of peaches for an upset tummy.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 19:32:49 [Preview] No.55392 del
>>55386
>>55387
>>55388
>>55389
Morning NEETs. I'm waiting for the wage to call...


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 19:35:19 [Preview] No.55393 del
>>55392
Turn your phone off. Join the neetstrike.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 19:39:46 [Preview] No.55395 del
>>55332
She's too tight


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 19:42:54 [Preview] No.55396 del
>>55393
I need the $$ to pay my union dues..


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 19:54:03 [Preview] No.55397 del
Morning.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 20:01:12 [Preview] No.55398 del
hmmmmm


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 20:02:59 [Preview] No.55399 del
tfw no wage call today.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 20:04:01 [Preview] No.55400 del
>>55398
Fuck off, KFC chips are top tier


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 20:04:58 [Preview] No.55401 del
>>55400
I DIDN'T MAKE THE FUCKING LIST, YOU RUDE INDIVIDUAL


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 20:15:59 [Preview] No.55402 del
>>55398
>macca's higher than KFC and nandos
delet pls


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 20:17:52 [Preview] No.55403 del
>>55382
That's food poisoning m8
Just don't eat whatever you ate yesterday


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 20:19:05 [Preview] No.55404 del
wanna stay home and touch my mahogany and maple


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 20:19:44 [Preview] No.55405 del
>sexy banjo play ensues


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 20:23:40 [Preview] No.55406 del
>>55400
they're good when they're good which is maybe 20% of the time


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 20:24:14 [Preview] No.55407 del
>tfw wage calls after you start up the xbox
I'm off. later NEETS.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 20:28:23 [Preview] No.55408 del
>>55407
Cheers m8, hang in there


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 20:29:16 [Preview] No.55409 del


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 20:31:21 [Preview] No.55410 del
Hey lads, sorry bout that thread, still we'd greatly appreciate if you came and watched. If you don't want your team to participate anymore, it's fine too, just notify us.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 20:44:50 [Preview] No.55411 del
>>55410
You can post it. Just post it in a thread as the rules say.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 21:00:17 [Preview] No.55412 del
Behead those who make unlawful threads !
Death to the abusers of the rules !
Slay he who knows not how the poo wanks !


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 21:02:41 [Preview] No.55413 del
>>55368
Kitty is better than both of them.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 21:04:51 [Preview] No.55414 del
Looks like our 8 koom board is up and running. I just made a post on the last NEET General.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 21:05:02 [Preview] No.55415 del


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 21:05:49 [Preview] No.55416 del


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 21:09:14 [Preview] No.55417 del
>>55398
That seems correct. These ones go above all the others though.
Does anyone know what type of oil they use?
Their chips come out heaps different than anywhere elses.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 21:09:37 [Preview] No.55418 del
>>55400
They're always soggy and too salty.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 21:09:50 [Preview] No.55419 del
>>55415
Good morning my friend.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 21:10:54 [Preview] No.55420 del
>>55398
Also, Red Rooster should be lower, they're similar to kfc's. The salsa ones I had were too covered in spices and burnt my mouth.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 21:11:20 [Preview] No.55421 del
>>55404
Don't forget it's pot.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 21:12:01 [Preview] No.55422 del
>>55419
Sup baby.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 21:20:28 [Preview] No.55423 del
>>55416
As dumb as the show was when I started watching it, it has some good quotes and nuggets of truth in it.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 21:21:50 [Preview] No.55424 del
>>55417
A lot fast food outlets are using canola and the difference could be them using a animal fat. Those chips are so much nicer.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 21:24:33 [Preview] No.55425 del
>>55423
I enjoy it too, it's one of my favourite new shows.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 21:25:16 [Preview] No.55426 del
>>55424
Yeah, the chips don't have that yellow colour most other ones have.
I also think the oil is way hotter.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 21:25:43 [Preview] No.55427 del
I better start getting ready.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=KlAZnvNSGHo [Embed]


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 21:26:11 [Preview] No.55428 del
>>55414
It will be annoying having to select the option to disable the disclaimer. The site also still loads horribly slow.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 21:29:35 [Preview] No.55429 del
>>55428
This captcha is a bit jewy to


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 21:30:46 [Preview] No.55430 del
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>>55411
Yeah, I assumed as much the moment I posted it. Oh well.

I just wanted to alert you guys on the fact that the Infinity Cup (which is now more of an inter-imageboard cup rather than 8chan's exclusive) is going to enter the final part of the group stage, and /ausneets/ is still competing and will very likely proceed to the knockout stage. Would be great if you guys could be around to watch it and shitpost with us.
You're set to play the /ausneets/ vs /wooo/ match at 12:30 CST, 1:30 EST on Friday. Also, for anyone who might be into abbo shitposting, we have /unna/ competing, too.
>>55414
The place is kind of dead though, posting is barely functional and the anti ddos is more of an anti posting measure.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 21:32:37 [Preview] No.55431 del
>>55430
Please post a link and post a reminder before it starts.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 21:42:39 [Preview] No.55433 del
>>55432
Thank you.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 21:42:56 [Preview] No.55434 del
>>55430
>12:30 CST
that's 5:30am saturday AEDT


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 21:43:11 [Preview] No.55435 del
I have come back in after watering my garden. I wonder how hard putting in a drip watering system would be?


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 21:47:55 [Preview] No.55436 del
>>55435
Save up 4 (four) empty goon bags
Fill them with water
Tie them to yourself
Poke holes in them and run round the garden.
Fitness and watering in one


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 21:48:36 [Preview] No.55437 del
>>55434
That's going to be hard...

>>55435
Can't you get a piping that you can lay down and connect up the tap?


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 21:57:49 [Preview] No.55438 del
>>55437
>Can't you get a piping that you can lay down and connect up the tap
Yeah but I don't know how difficult it will be to set up.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 22:02:53 [Preview] No.55439 del
>>55438
Black polypipe with some little bleeder valves would do it


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 22:03:24 [Preview] No.55440 del
>>55438
I would start by measuring the distance you need to cover with the pipping then look up what solutions exist on the internet. Get a tape measure then measure from different points then add some extra length if you want to hide it.


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>>55438
>>55439
Fit a hose fitting, poke them in and you're done


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 22:05:54 [Preview] No.55442 del
>>55441
They might think he's growing tomatoes.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 22:06:45 [Preview] No.55443 del
Big shit up my fuck


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 22:08:33 [Preview] No.55444 del
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>>55442
Ave you got a loicence for them vegetables son ?


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 22:11:23 [Preview] No.55445 del
I am being requested for participation in too many devil's triangle situations.
I don't do fag tricks!


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 22:13:33 [Preview] No.55446 del
Cummed poo


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 22:13:39 [Preview] No.55447 del
>>55445
You should at least give it a try.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 22:14:20 [Preview] No.55448 del
>>55435
when I had a garden I used to find it relaxing to go and water the veges twice a day


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 22:14:31 [Preview] No.55449 del
Hmmmm


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 22:15:22 [Preview] No.55450 del
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Gangraped minority


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 22:15:49 [Preview] No.55451 del
>>55446
Who was visited last night?


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 22:16:04 [Preview] No.55452 del
>>55447
No. I am not gay. I got into manwhoring for the money and the desperate older women.
This last one was pretty attractive for a 50 year old woman though. And she was only half chinese.


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reasonable start to the morning


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 22:17:57 [Preview] No.55454 del
>>55451
I think it was the blind man down the road, his cum smells like lavender


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 22:18:05 [Preview] No.55455 del
>>55452
dude what


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 22:19:10 [Preview] No.55456 del
>>55453
Will you have sex with the animals after you rescue them?


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NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 22:22:42 [Preview] No.55458 del
>>55456
the animals are not for sexual


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 22:26:12 [Preview] No.55459 del
>>55452
Your potential is limited by your choices. Opening up your potential will open up your wallet.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 22:26:24 [Preview] No.55460 del
>>55455
She was a hapa that requested me for a threesome.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 22:26:32 [Preview] No.55461 del
>>55454
Bottle it and sell it as a perfume.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 22:30:36 [Preview] No.55462 del
>Despite having travel insurance, Mr Rankin was not licensed to ride a motor bike and the insurance company will not cover any of his medical costs, which are amounting to more than $100,000.
I will never understand why people think they can do anything they want overseas. It is made pretty clear when getting these policies that you need to follow all applicable local laws.

https://www.news.com.au/travel/travel-updates/incidents/aussie-teen-lawson-rankin-in-critical-condition-after-horror-accident-while-on-schoolies-in-bali/news-story/b85242fb26a807cdf8d7ec9cf737ffeb


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 22:30:49 [Preview] No.55463 del
>>55359
>>55420
>Also, Red Rooster should be lower,

Oh fuck off Red Rooster fries are the BEST. They have a family size too which is basically a meal in itself.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 22:33:28 [Preview] No.55464 del
>>55463
>They have a family size too which is basically a meal in itself.
I get the family size chips and a whole chicken cut into eigths.


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NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 22:35:13 [Preview] No.55466 del
>>55465
Good morning Nuro.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 22:35:48 [Preview] No.55467 del
>>55462
This cannot be tolerated.
We must invade Bali, annihilate the natives and get justice for Rankin.
Time to go Viking, boys!


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 22:36:10 [Preview] No.55468 del
>>55417
Chicken Knight on Lizbef Way does good chips too. Quite similar to those.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 22:36:37 [Preview] No.55469 del
>>55465
Good morning.


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NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 22:38:58 [Preview] No.55471 del
>>55470
Que ?


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 22:41:03 [Preview] No.55472 del
>>55433
You're welcome, lad.
>>55434
Shit, I thought the head-rigger/host was Australian himself. Weird.
Anyhow, I'll pester him to keep a recording of the stream. Too bad you can't see the chat from there.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 22:43:25 [Preview] No.55473 del
Macabre masturbation


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 22:45:35 [Preview] No.55474 del
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Smelly shit


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 22:52:27 [Preview] No.55475 del
Big nipple poo


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 22:55:10 [Preview] No.55476 del
>>55471
I think he is saying that sort of threesome is the one you would get paid the most money for. Not many people willing to take that job.


NEET 12/05/2019 (Thu) 23:05:28 [Preview] No.55477 del
Morning once more neets. Having made it through almost the whole week without dexies, I just had a quarter dexie and washed it down with a coke to treat my withdrawal headache. Feeling good.


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