>>654260
I'm scared of heights, so no.

It must've been fun to be up on a roof with your mates, smoking nogs like that.

>>654272
At least one of the execs was saved.

Contemplating a second bowl of icecream.
Very nordy!

>>654282
Save it for tomorrow.

I have a confession to make. I don't live in wagga wagga. I've never even been.

What alcohol works well with lamingtons?

>>654283
I am impulsive though.

>>654285
Baileys or brandy

>>654287
I wonder if it would be a bad idea for a teetotaller NEET to take a bunch of lamingtons, soak them in one of those two alcohols and eat a bowl full of it.

>>654284
Dirty rotten liar.

I might report myself.

Garn get some donuts to celebrate, you neets want anything?

>>654291
reported

>>654291
I report my arse now and again so they have to look at it.

Should I pay for an hour with a whore this week?

>>654295
Only if you can afford to.

>>654294
big report?
>>654295
depends how much she charges

>>654260
No but I do need to go up there to take the old tv antenna down one day.

>>654297
$250 an hour.

>>654295
Can you last that long?

>>654300
I want to cuddle as well.

Apparently people always try and have sex with professional cuddlers

I have put the alcohol away.
>>654249
>mayo on my snags

>>654299
Make her question if its worth it.

I was on the rooftop of my high end Korean restaurant preparing for a race riot when this blind drunk guy hanging his phone out the window of a parked car stumbles towards the entrance mumbling "NDIS... tax receipt... wagyu goon" once

I'm just going to wank instead. I think it's because I had a dream last night that I was hugging a woman in bed and it made me realise what I'm missing out on.

>>654303
>I have put the alcohol away.
Good work NEET.

60+ year old men vlogging.

>>654284
Me either.

>>654292
One watermelon thanks.

I might take psychedelic drugs to cure whatever the fuck is wrong with me.

>>654306
Use a pillow, close your eyes and think of the Queen mum.

I circumcised a NEET once.

>>654288
Fact.

>>654299
Similar to cost to that NEET's Wagyu and over in minutes.

>>654302
Sounds like a
>Challenge Accepted
Type quest.

>>654315
You don't know how long he cuddled the wagyu before eating it

Cruise time

smelly bike boots

Might try playing LOTRO.

I don't like making eye contact.

Not so sure about being a boat captain now.

>>654323
Why not?

>>654324
They’re angry I drove over that guy’s feet with the propeller.

>>654324
He saw the poop deck.

>>654326
Maybe he found out he has to be the one to clean the tow-rag.

Thinking about Weber again...

I hate that American Army psy-op whore.

I need a sugar detox.

>>654325
It was not your fault. They did not explain and supervise correctly.

>>654317
That meat must have been really tender. Hot!

>>654323
You can do it NEET.

>>654328
Stop looking at him from underneath the floorboards.

>>654334
No.

>>654328
He is too good for you and you know it.

Thank you so much for stopping by.

Reading a comic called "I was a teenage tax consultant" that is very funny.
A teenage hoodlum gets bitten by an accountant and starts turning into one every full moon.

>>654339
I would like to see a TV or moofie version of it.

Might visit Namibia and Botswana. See what they get up to.

I put extra garlic in the roast lamb this time, worked out even nicer.

>>654342
>>654343
Based.

>>654339
That is a funny premise.

>>654344
>>654344
Thank (you).

N

U

G

>>654329
The slutty girl?

>>654351
If you're thinking the tiktok whore, then yes.

>spending money to post here
Pay to play for losers.

Would it be possible for the admins to look up his IP, find the VPN service, and then ban all the IPs from posting?

>>654353
I can't find her @ but I think I know the one you mean. She is kind of hot in a slutty way.

"Namibians have a very high intake of meat, and a low intake of vegetables. This has to do with the semi-arid climate; agriculture almost exclusively is cattle, sheep, and goat farming while edible plants only grow when irrigated. As a result, meat is good, cheap, and plentiful..."
Based.

>>654356
Has pretty eyes, I hate her so much.

>>654358
Imagine how good the hate sex would be.

>grown man buying a vpn to spam a board because even after years of attentionwhoring no one likes him
lol !

>>654354
I gave Possum $200 to unban me once.

>>654359
I will refrain from posting about what I'd do on here, but it would be amazing.

>>654358
Permament fuck-me eyes, I know what you mean.
>>654359
Imagine the penicillin you'd need afterwards. Probably safer to fuck some old gin.
>>654362
Vile!

>>654361
so 10 blowjobs?

>>654363
Have a hate threesome with her and the old gin

Chickendinner wishes he was cool enough for the toiletbed lifestyle

>>654367
🤣

>>654365
spread the strains

>>654355
No, but there are lists they could use that identify IP addresses as proxies or likely to be.

>>654370
The real nuro is far too cool to play petty mindgames like this.

>>654372
Generally the more expensive the VPN the fewer lists they are on.

>>654373
And the real Nuro would never threaten to wreck the board. He is not that sort of person.

>>654374
Negro would've gone for the cheapest, I reckon.

>>654376
Real nuro would never be that fat.

>>654378
The stress of the ban has taken its toll.
He just couldn't accept it with grace the way that IGA did.

Holy shit NEETS!
Could nuro actually be a bear?

I thought he was going to pay a scary underground discord hacker to spam us?

>>654382
It's too early to start gorging for hibernation.

>>654376
>>654378
>>654382
He's a large lad.

>>654384
I bet he likes honey

/ausneets/
No bears allowed

If Nuro is a bear then it only makes sense that IGA is a twink.

>>654388
I see no fault with this logic.

Hey Siri, turn on airplane mode
Hey Siri, turn off airplane mode

The twink is the natural prey of the bear but it likes to play hard to get.

>>654396
Weber is the BO you fool.

>>654382
Thicc.

Schizophrenic ramblings about an imaginary chink uni student from your phone while drunk at the beach

>>654400
We could probably sell this stuff as a case study.

>>654394
Hot!

>>654400
The thing that set him off was me mentioning that my Bat sent me some money. I think it reminded him of what he doesn't have.

toiletbed incel calls another neet an incel

If he was actually popular, he could just start his own board and we'd all go there because of his popularity. But the thing is - he knows he isn't.

If I was the BO I would set Nuro 12 Heroic Tasks he has to complete to get unbanned.

Watching an needful film called 'Thai Massage' (2022) about a horny 70 year old pajeet. Watchable but strange.

>>654391
She isn't in any way disgusting you mong. She is about a 7.5/10, a bit leftwing in public but quietly conservative in most ways. I get frustrated with her but that is true of all people around me. She is very smart and quite well read.
>>654401
What? I said she asked me to zip up her dress for her and that she was embarrassed about it which I found funny.

Do the mods have a button to delete all posts with the same IP hash or do they have to select them manually? If it is the former, couldn't a captcha that needs to be filled out every 24 hours per IP (but with unlimited posts) be implemented as a way of stopping the spam without interfering to much with the good neets?

Have any of you seen Violet Evergarden?

>>654412
I have not sorry, is it any good?

>>654412
Never heard of it.

>>654413
iktf

Terminator 2 - Judgement Day (1991) will be streaming in 1 hour on https://cytu.be/r/womboflix - all of the high quality neets will be there.

>>654413
You could start your own board here on endchan, and pretend to be autistic posters accusing you of being BO

>>654417
Beautiful.

>>654418
>all of the high quality neets will be there.
I will be there as well.

Woke up

>>654417
Excellent.

>>654422
Good morning NEET.

>>654420
>>654423
Thank you. I'll be dabbling with photos for a while and I might post the ones I like on here.

>>654419
/bashtheBO/

>>654421
I will be high.

Not sure if Endchan handles .CR3

>>654426
how about /ausnits/ ?

>>654429
kek

>>654414
I haven't started it yet. I like the animation and the intro though.

I am now qualified to drive the skank yacht and tow three of you simultaneously on water skis.

>>654432
Don't you still need the licence?

>>654432
Permission to come aboard, skipper?

>>654433
Tomorrow if I got to Motor Vehicles and present the paperwork they will give me a license with immediate effect.

>>654432
what did they teach during the course?

>>654434
I need to inspect your penis first.

>>654436
How to dump a whore's body if she overdoses.

>>654436
how to read them funny signs in the ocean and shit

>>654432
Well done mate

The NEET yacht dream is slowly coming to life

>>654432
Very good news

>>654432
Congatulations.

>>654432
But why? Are you getting a boat?

QUADS ANNA WEAVA WOAN BE SO FARGIN HOT SOON
AN WE ALL GEDDA GO ONNA SKANK YOT

farkin boong

>>654432
Well done.

>>654444
At some point maybe, yes.

Stupid fucking black dog cunt.

>>654445
Nice try Wizzy.

>>654448
Does one aquire the skanks first or the yacht?

>>654444
>But why?
Because he can.

>>654445
You need to get off the sniff and step up your game Wizzy.

>>654453
He's worn out from fighting nuros poo voodoo

>>654451
I'm no expert, but I think the shiny yacht attracts the skanks to you.

>>654455
A wise man called Tony Montana once said something similar.

>>654457
Me on the left having a feed.

Weber on a jetski. Squirting all the boaties

>>654457
Only boongs would light a cooking fire in the floor of their wooden boat.

>>654460
And take a baby out fishing

>>654461
That's bait.

>>654460
Only boongs had advanced enough technology to achieve it.

>>654460
If the boat catches fire they just turn it over.

>>654464
Turtle has grown.

Niggerpedia is down

>>654460
Now you understand why the boongs never got very far with naval exploration

>>654466
poor cunt
imagine living in peace and quiet for 150 years and then these black bastards pull you out of the water and start hacking your legs off

>>654469
Maybe they just wanted to get him on the boat so they could rub his belly

I might start an airport management software startup tonight

>>654469
Where I lived up north, the abo kids would flip the turtles for fun.

>>654432
Based.

>>654445
Thanks Wizzy.

>>654471
Write some software that takes the weight of the good home NEETs and the max operating load of a skank yacht and works out how many skanks can be brought on board, after also accounting for booze and KFC.

They also showed us a longer version of this video: https://youtube.com/watch?v=ZvEE3_mBzi8 [Embed] (the driver dies at the end) and then proceeded to show us the family guy parody and the instructors family guy tattoo

>>654476
which one is webby?

>>654478
The one in the yellow bikini

Imagine being this pathetic.

>>654488
That's kinda sad all those homes like that.

Womboflix moofie has started.

https://cytu.be/r/womboflix
https://cytu.be/r/womboflix

>>654489
I'd love to do a road trip through 'Murrica looking at these sort of towns.

Come with me if you want live: https://cytu.be/r/womboflix

>>654480
Always the responsbiel one

>>654494
Arnie took a guys clothes off him and some chick is crazy

>>654495
Easy money

>>654497
Whoa!

>>654497
You sure know how to reassure the BO that you're not going to be a problem.

>>654504
Are you saying that the consequences will never be the same?

>>654504
What are you gonna do about it? Scoot off to the burrito shop and post some red text from your phone?

>>654504
Lol u mad

>>654497
I hope you get the help you need neet but this place isn't it, it is time to move on, best luck for the future.

JUst you wait I have a good 10 years to find this cocksucker #BO

>>654508
And you think if he unbans you we will all love you again?

>>654509
It's all part of his larp. Nuro thinks hes fighting against the establishment or something. Brainwashed by post-2008 edgy right wing grifter types

>>654510
Chill out, dickwad

>>654513
Well bantered.

>>654513
kek

>>654516
Wanna pat.

Grego tries the Aldi Beef Brisket
https://youtube.com/watch?v=n_y6M5h6zz0 [Embed]

>>654509
No absolutely not. I was voluntary walking away from this place. All by myself. #BO decided to get drunk on power and fully fuck me for personal reasons . He needs to choke on some dick and realise he fucking ended this board by crossing me. This board will be flooded with dick spam very soon. It will be unusable. You only have the new #BO to blame.

Someone seems upset.

He was hardly ever here.

nuro who?

Oh man, I think Chickendinner really needs to watch his back. This seems serious.

pajeets actually get paid to sit there typing stuff real time

>>654550
Fuck off nuro it’s not just the BO who got sick of you

I think nuro and iga should be unbanned when they post vidoes of them sucking each other off

Thanks to BO for cleaning up all that spam

>>654561
Too steamy to record.

I'd forgotten what a good movie Terminator 2 is I really enjoyed that.

Who will fix the bikes?

>>654566
Good Pepe.

In his head we are all impressed

Imagine being so mentally ill you 'spam' a board because even after years of trying so hard all the other posters collectively shunned you
You have to be a real fuckup to fail so hard even on a board full of social rejects like this. Sad !

Back to the chain lubing!

>>654576
They want back in so they can keep fighting over the bottom rung

Kek he is too angry to type properly

Imagine if he has a heart attack doing something as pathetic as this.

Why does he care so much about someone being a uni dropout when he lives in a workshop and bolts together kids bikes?

>>654584
They'll whizz him to hospital.

>>654587
He doesn't he just wants attention.

Nuro ist ein großer, fetter Idiot, den niemand mag.
Er lebt in einer Toilette

>>654566
pure kino

maybe turn on r9k mode for a bit or something until the chubby cunt goes to sleep

>>654593
It was a good final scene for him.

Holy shit, I left to go do some housework two hours ago and it is still here seething.

>>654596
Isn't there are Terminador 3 with him in it?

>>654599
Iirc the rest of the films don't and are pretty shit.

>>654600
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Terminator_3:_Rise_of_the_Machines
Lists arnie/T-800 first

>>654411
Any update on this?

>>654604
Shit, I'd completely forgotten that one tbh

I liked Terminator 3. It wasn't great but it wasn't as bad as many people said.

>>654607
Clare Danes would still have been alright in 2003 too.

>>654605
A script injected into the page could do the first part but not resolve the CAPTCHA issue.

>>654607
I should watch it again because I hated everything for a few years around then

Shout outs to all the neetbros who watched Terminator 2 with us tonight. Hope you found it as magnificent and kino as I did. Truly Cameron at the height of his directing abilities.

Terminator 2 is close to being a remake of the first movie - in the first one the opening scene features the t800 appearing naked at night and fighting some punks, in the second there are some bikers. In the first the evil terminator attacks its target in a nightclub and there's a car chase; in the second there's an attack in a video arcade, followed by a truck/motorcycle chase. In the first Sarah Connor gets held by cops and psychiatrists while the terminator comes after her; in the second it's security guards and psychiatrists...and so on...both movies end in truck chases, then a chase at night time through a factory, then Sarah finishes both t800's by pushing a button that destroys them with industrial machinery.

Yet unlike this post, the movie never gets boring or feels repetitive. Somehow James Cameron is immune to the rule that sequels are never as good as the first film. How does he do it?

>>654611
How hard do you think it would be for the admins to implement the captcha like that?

>>654614
>How does he do it?
In an elevator dressed up as a nuclear bomb

>>654614
Really enjoyed that though, cheers again.

Can the BO just range ban nuro's ISP?

>>654623
lel at babby having a cry

>>654587
joke's on nuro, if nubo is really a chink he'll have been trained from birth by kumon to do repetitive tasks like deleting a million nuro spam posts with a focus no white man can match.

>>654627
Nuro has never even been able to outwit Nofun he has no chance here

Should we make a report to Queensland police over Nuro's death threats?
We know his name and address.

imahgine how tired his stubby little fingers must be

I'm gonna have a choof every time he posts it

>>654637
Like his mum and sister?

>>654614
>How does he do it?
I don’t know, but Titanic 2 should be a ripper.

>>654642
>Titanic 2
Starring Clive.

>>654642
A bigger faster Titanic from the future comes back to ram the iceberg first.

Do any of you remember the spam on 8chan about which pokemons feet you'd rather lick? It was in the early days when there wasn't much in the way of spam protection. The smaller boards just got wiped out, all their threads pushed off their catalogues by the spam.
8chan had a certain feeling of community to it back in those days, a feeling of kinship I guess. Quite a bit of optimism about the future (it was often naively believed that internet censorship had been defeated) and excitement about each day. Things were always happening back then, lots of drama, lots of OC.
No imageboard today has that sort of optimism (re: censorship) and few are even approaching that level of community. Even the few English IBs that are culturally distinct from 4chan (like lain and kohl) still don't have the same tightknit feelings. A perhaps underappreciated aspect of this community building was the fact that our webms had sound (a real novelty at the time). This greatly opened up the options with them and so we had lots of memes there that didn't make sense on 4chan. Being surprised at webms having sound on /b/ was an easy way of spotting the newfags in 2014 through to early 2015. The surprise nasheed memes for example were way bigger on 8/b/ than anywhere on 4chan.
The novelty of running your own board was part of it too. The flash in the pan boards that you get on sites like endchan weren't quite the same as back then, it hadn't been figured out just what boards people wanted to have. All sorts of boards would be created and have an exciting run before (usually) dying. Of course some boards that weren't mere clones of 4chan boards (such as /bane/ and /ebola/) had very distinct cultures but even the clones like 8/k/ were still very different. /bmw/ is perhaps one of the most important boards in terms of its legacy which is funny considering how forgotten it is. People in the future are going to have a terrible time trying to reconstruct all this shit lol.

>>654630
What about his surname? I don't imagine anything will come of it but I wouldn't be against it at all.

>>654633
>>654630
Sending an email to boss lady about it would be enough.

>>654646
It could well be iga though we have to do them both at once if we are going to.

>>654645
>which pokemons feet you'd rather lick?
I am not familiar with that spam.

>>654649
I think that is pasta

>>654646
We know his last name. It is only IGA who didn't.
His parents are on Facebook too. Maybe that would be the best route. they might be able to rein him in before the police get involved.

>>654649
Yeah, it was never here, only on 8chan and it was curtailed pretty quickly. There was the first night of it and I think the second night got cut short. It was a bit of a meme for a while. Of course there was other spam like the brownpill and oathbreaker.

>>654650
I am not familiar with that pasta.

>>654650
Nah, I'm just drunkenly typing again. My posting length gets longer when I am drunk.

>>654653
I'm not either tbh but it has that flavour
Sorry to the NEET who typed it if it isn't.

>>654652
>the brownpill
I remember that one.

>>654654
All good, sorry.

>>654651
I don't think Beau would want you discussing this stuff to openly so be careful of what you post here. I'd encourage you to do something there though if you don't mind. It is pathetic enough that it would just stay here manually spamming the entire year.

>>654648
Yeah, I doubt the spam is Nuro.
Just be aware that any police reports are going to result in plods of some sort crawling these boards and requests to Ovaltine et al for IPs of anything and everything they happen to see and don’t like.

>>654654
you should write movie reviews

>>654661
It's just you fuck off

>>654651
I also don't know nuro's last name. Unlike IGA, I don't care.

Nuro has worked hard getting his life together and how funny would it be if he blows it all up over some delusional image board beef.
Just live your best life Nuro, stop hanging on to things here. Move on.

>>654622
Perhaps, he is using boss lady's internet but he claims to now have a VPN. His posts used to have about a ten minute delay between them as he'd have to reset his router. The faster speed now would suggest he is in fact telling the truth (first time ever lol) and has a VPN.

>>654661
No, I'm cool with nubo. It's just nuro who is annoying me.

>>654667
Because of you.

>>654656
Yeah, it was very common on the slower boards.
>>654657
No worries mate. I understand that neets aren't exactly inclined to effort-posting. I mostly do it as a nostalgia trip. I do wish that someone with a better grasp of IB history than me would do a big write up or something. Probably a decent task for kiwifarms tbh.
I didn't even start regularly using any IB until 2012 which is odd to think is more than a decade now even though I was late to the party. I also never had anything to do with the altboards like 7chan and shit. I was only ever on kraut, 8chan, 4chan, lain, and very briefly on masterchan before you know what took over.

>>654661
> ?
You can't even astroturf properly.

On the plus side most people have to study psychiatry for 7 years to get to witness this shit.

Going to watch some more Gilmore Girls.

>>654673
Kek.

>>654673
I think I've been studied by 7 different psychs. Literally nothing of value was gained.

I'm sure bosslady would like to see photos of the illicit drugs being stored on her property

>>654676
Maybe you are perfectly happy?

>>654676
I have seen about that many. A couple of them were quite rude to me. They are as mentally ill as their patients in most cases, though a bit more functional on the surface.

>>654677
Mention his racism and support for Brenton Tarrant too. Say that you were going to raise the issue on facebook but wanted to inform her first.

>>654671
I think a lot of internet history will be lost for ever, people seem to not remember the forums era from before phones and social media.

>>654679
Yeah, I've tried out I think 6 psychs for the 1 that I found worth talking to.

Icecream for breakfast and another bowl after lunch, very nordy today.

Do you find the men are better than women as psychs? Thinking of looking for one myself.

>>654683
Sunday is a day of ice cream

>>654645
Fuck aminu

>>654684
I can't talk to blokes about my life that way, that's just me though.

>>654683
the warren buffett diet? got any stock tips?

>>654679
They are a bunch of cunts who go out doing bags of coke on friday night
People don't need therapists they need a community to be a part of. "Depression and anxiety" is just being sad about your status in society.

>>654688
More the Ray Peat diet for me.

>>654684
women are terrible at it, as they are at most things. I don't know that that means men are any good though.

>>654684
Don't bother with a woman, they won't be able to understand your plight at all
They are employer to be pretend friends with teenage emo chicks

Fucking women psychs keep calling me a mysoginistic incel
They just need a good root the fucking lezzos

>>654691
That is my take in general, yes women are dumb and annoying but so are men and women have boobs and vaginas.

What is it saying in the ban appeals? Anything interesting?

>>654697
*reeking

I need to spray the weeds. I have been putting it off too long.
The thistles are all huge and have been blowing bits of fluff all over everything.

>>654700
>while you don’t
Kek, literally homosexual.

>>654699
You are a fluffer

Gave ol' mate Keеgan a call but he didn't pick up.

>>654708
I don't think he is in a good head space right now.

>>654708
No orgasm for you tonight.

They are fully merged now from the wording the spam could be either

Merged balls deep

It would be funny if a bunch of leather types from grindr were to come knocking at the workshop

>>654716
Well, considering his previous post mocking me for not "getting any dick", I can hazard a bit of a guess as to how they'd be received.

>>654716
Possum and Cruisey have better taste in men.

>>654721
No you'll get bored soon enough.

>>654721
Fuck off nuro, stop your concern trolling.

Settle down Keagan. Put some fresh linen on the toiletbed and watch some rick and morty

Pick up the fucking phone, Keеgz.

it was nuro earlier but all this is iga
If nuro post bike

So desperate for attention
So pathetic

We have forever tainted the image of our great nation in the eyes of the Magyar.

>>654730
I wonder what the people on discord think of him. He must keep it under control there I reckon.
He seems to think that a tiny imageboard like ours would uphold the virtues of free speech no matter what and seems to exploit that.

>>654731
We shall appease him with offerings of buttenbrot

>>654733
This will have diplomatic repercussions for centuries to come. Not just with the Magyar race, but all the Hapsburg dominions. We have jeopardised the very security of England - our Fatherland.

>>654734
We have mong mogged the Magyar.
They have no crazy people that compare to ours.

>>654732
He was a notorious lolcow on 4chan on the bike board and /g/. He was a namefag, called himself Zishan. He was widely loathed.

>>654734
This is why Archduke Franz Ferdinand Carl Ludwig Joseph Maria of Austria no longer posts here.

>>654736
Lol of course he was a namefag. I hope he wasn't posting on /g/ outside that earbuds thread

>>654735
They do have gypsies and hoholians though.

>>654739
They are more nasty crazy though
Lolcows don't knife you and steal your stuff

>>654737
I knew it.

>>654736
By bike board do you mean /n/?

Possum knifed me and stole all my stuff once.

>>654743
Must've been someone else. Possum wouldn't let good vulnerable bussy g to waste.

>>654744
I may have left some parts out of the story

>>654741
Please read: >>654411
There has been lots of ban evasion today due to a banned neet subscribing to a VPN service.

>>654742
>/n/
If that's the one with all the bike threads, yes.

>>654745
Saving the best for last? You cheeky little slut!

>>654747
Yeah, transportation. Lots of bike stuff since /o/ takes the cars. I'm not familiar with the board. How did you get that information if you don't mind me asking?

Do you NEETs recognise this scene from your own pasts?

>>654411
Make a board and see what tools BOs have.
Selecting posts by IP would be only useful if you allowed someone to spam from one IP for long time.
If you ban after a couple of posts the tard gets a new IP, and now you can only select a couple of posts with one IP.
It's not that hard to write a userscript for selecting posts by IP, and use it with greasemonkey or similar.

>>654751
Okay, the mods here are pretty fast so I guess the ban-by-IP feature wouldn't be all that useful. What about the captchas? Is that something that exists already within endchan?

>>654752
How would a captcha for 24h would be better than captcha for every post?

>>654753
I meant a captcha that would be tied to an IP but would reset every 24 hours. That way the good neets only have to fill out one captcha a day (maybe two or three with computer reboots, VPN connections etc, but not many) whilst the troublesome neet would have to fill out a new captcha with almost every post.
Have you had this sort of problem of a hyper-autist before?

>>654754
Do you think whoever sperged out before would stop if he had to fill captcha?
>hyper-autist
You mean besides you?

>>654755
>whoever sperged out before
It was nuro, the usual drama queen.
>would stop
Maybe, maybe not. It would slow him down and make it easier for the mods to manage though.
>besides you?
I like to think that I am the good type of autist. I've never even benn banned in fact.

>>654757
What flavour of soup was he after?
I like pea and ham.

I've hurt my already fragile shoulder in the gym. Painful even to lift up a frying pan in certain positions. I could sense this was coming. Could only do 4 reps of bench at 60kg today.
Woe, I have an xray of it from years ago but can't remember whats actually wrong with it. Hope its just a setback.

>>654758
It just says soup of the day

>>654759
Have a few days off and hopefully it will come good.

>>654759
You will recover. Make sure to have your rest days. Take care of yourself NEET.

>>654760
>soup of the day
I would need to know before I ordered. Not all soups are good.

>>654763
Yeah, I could get his anger more if it was his favourite soup.

A bowl of french onion soup with a piece of bread with melted cheese on top sitting in it is a nice sight to see.
I have never eaten it like that though.

>>654764
He may have mental health issues. It might not really be about the soup at all.

>>654766
He went to the kitchen to complain and there was gunmen in there extorting the kitchen staff so he shot them all and they gave him free soup.

>>654767
It sounds like he is living a high stress lifestyle.

>>654768
He is an hired killer in a weird future world, very high stress.

It's from a comic called Sinister Dexter, it started out as a scifi rip off of the guys from Pulp Fiction and became very good, it's got very black humour and terrible pun names for the gangsters.

>>654769
He should retire and grow salad greens to sell at farmers markets instead.

I need to try not to wank until Tuesday night.

>>654772
that shouldn't be too difficult.

>>654773
The urge to wank is unbearable already. I've decided I'm going to go ahead and fuck a whore on Tuesday.

>>654776
Nice thighs.

I had a wank. I won't fuck the whore.

I don't even want sex, I just want companionship and hugs.

I wouldn't say no to sex if it was offered though.

Still thinking of travelling overseas and just killing myself at the end when my savings run out. I'm pretty sure my family likes me though, so I wouldn't want to put them through that and I don't have it in me to push them away to the point that they hate me and don't care that I'm dead.

Definitely not fucking the whore. It's a waste of money and I always end up depressed afterwards. Maybe through repentance and finding a greater meaning in my life there's still a chance I could enter the kingdom of heaven.

I wonder what country or countries would be good to do that in though.

>>654781
You won't even have fun overseas. Partying and fucking hookers in Asia gets old

morning neetbros

>https://cwbchicago.com/2023/01/16-years-for-chicago-man-who-carjacked-a-driver-so-he-could-get-to-court-for-a-stolen-car-case.html
Just negro things - black man commits needs to get to court for his car theft trial, so commits carjacking

>>654784
It won't be to party and fuck hookers.

>>654788
oh yes it will

>>654684
More direct if you don't want to hear bullshit. I like it being direct.

>>654693
I like this Pepe.

Good morning NEETs.

To give him a reward I hope.
>Moment customer shoots and kills robber who held up Houston restaurant with fake gun: Cops search for vigilante who fired eight bullets into thief's back and one 'execution-style' into his head
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11611751/Customer-fatally-shoots-robber-held-Houston-restaurant-fake-gun.html

Gooks...
>'I'm a wear wolf! Japanese man spends £18,000 on 'ultra-realistic' animal costume to fulfil his dream of living like a wild predator
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11601933/Japanese-man-spends-18-000-ultra-realistic-wolf-costume-fulfil-dream.html

>>654796
just furry things

Woke up early after having 3 nightmares in a row, feel dirty, stomach in a knot, very tired.
Woe

>>654798
Have a caffeinated solution.

https://www.news.com.au/world/customer-shoots-and-kills-armed-robber-at-restaurant/news-story/1eb4b98aa213c74de3ead7c5faa999f5
Absolutely based

>>654789
I guess you'd know better then.