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NEET General #641 - Rooftop NEETs Edition NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 04:13 [Preview] No. 654260
Do any of you NEETs ever hang out on your roof?

Old Thread: >>653231


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 04:19 [Preview] No.654263 del
SA BEST A


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 04:19 [Preview] No.654264 del
ADELAIDE NEETS - BEST NEETS


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 04:30 [Preview] No.654278 del
>>654260
I'm scared of heights, so no.


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 04:31 [Preview] No.654280 del
It must've been fun to be up on a roof with your mates, smoking nogs like that.


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 04:31 [Preview] No.654281 del
>>654272
At least one of the execs was saved.


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 04:31 [Preview] No.654282 del
Contemplating a second bowl of icecream.
Very nordy!


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 04:32 [Preview] No.654283 del
>>654282
Save it for tomorrow.


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 04:32 [Preview] No.654284 del
I have a confession to make. I don't live in wagga wagga. I've never even been.


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 04:33 [Preview] No.654285 del
What alcohol works well with lamingtons?


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 04:33 [Preview] No.654286 del
>>654283
I am impulsive though.


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 04:34 [Preview] No.654287 del
>>654285
Baileys or brandy


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 04:34 [Preview] No.654288 del
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NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 04:35 [Preview] No.654289 del
>>654287
I wonder if it would be a bad idea for a teetotaller NEET to take a bunch of lamingtons, soak them in one of those two alcohols and eat a bowl full of it.


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 04:39 [Preview] No.654290 del
>>654284
Dirty rotten liar.


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 04:41 [Preview] No.654291 del
I might report myself.


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 04:42 [Preview] No.654292 del
Garn get some donuts to celebrate, you neets want anything?


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 04:42 [Preview] No.654293 del
>>654291
reported


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 04:42 [Preview] No.654294 del
>>654291
I report my arse now and again so they have to look at it.


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 04:42 [Preview] No.654295 del
Should I pay for an hour with a whore this week?


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 04:43 [Preview] No.654296 del
>>654295
Only if you can afford to.


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 04:43 [Preview] No.654297 del
>>654294
big report?
>>654295
depends how much she charges


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 04:45 [Preview] No.654298 del
>>654260
No but I do need to go up there to take the old tv antenna down one day.


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 04:45 [Preview] No.654299 del
>>654297
$250 an hour.


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 04:51 [Preview] No.654300 del
>>654295
Can you last that long?


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 04:53 [Preview] No.654301 del
>>654300
I want to cuddle as well.


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 05:00 [Preview] No.654302 del
Apparently people always try and have sex with professional cuddlers


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 05:03 [Preview] No.654303 del
I have put the alcohol away.
>>654249
>mayo on my snags


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 05:04 [Preview] No.654304 del
>>654299
Make her question if its worth it.


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 05:04 [Preview] No.654305 del
I was on the rooftop of my high end Korean restaurant preparing for a race riot when this blind drunk guy hanging his phone out the window of a parked car stumbles towards the entrance mumbling "NDIS... tax receipt... wagyu goon" once


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 05:10 [Preview] No.654306 del
I'm just going to wank instead. I think it's because I had a dream last night that I was hugging a woman in bed and it made me realise what I'm missing out on.


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 05:10 [Preview] No.654307 del
>>654303
>I have put the alcohol away.
Good work NEET.


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 05:12 [Preview] No.654308 del
60+ year old men vlogging.


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 05:15 [Preview] No.654309 del
>>654284
Me either.


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 05:16 [Preview] No.654310 del
>>654292
One watermelon thanks.


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 05:16 [Preview] No.654311 del
I might take psychedelic drugs to cure whatever the fuck is wrong with me.


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 05:17 [Preview] No.654312 del
>>654306
Use a pillow, close your eyes and think of the Queen mum.


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 05:22 [Preview] No.654313 del
I circumcised a NEET once.


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 05:23 [Preview] No.654314 del


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 05:24 [Preview] No.654315 del
>>654299
Similar to cost to that NEET's Wagyu and over in minutes.


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 05:25 [Preview] No.654316 del
>>654302
Sounds like a
>Challenge Accepted
Type quest.


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 05:31 [Preview] No.654317 del
>>654315
You don't know how long he cuddled the wagyu before eating it


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 05:32 [Preview] No.654318 del
Cruise time


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 05:39 [Preview] No.654319 del
smelly bike boots


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 05:39 [Preview] No.654320 del
Might try playing LOTRO.


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 05:44 [Preview] No.654321 del
I don't like making eye contact.


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 05:46 [Preview] No.654322 del
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NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 05:46 [Preview] No.654323 del
Not so sure about being a boat captain now.


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 05:47 [Preview] No.654324 del
>>654323
Why not?


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 05:48 [Preview] No.654325 del
>>654324
They’re angry I drove over that guy’s feet with the propeller.


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 05:48 [Preview] No.654326 del
>>654324
He saw the poop deck.


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 05:52 [Preview] No.654327 del
>>654326
Maybe he found out he has to be the one to clean the tow-rag.


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 05:53 [Preview] No.654328 del
Thinking about Weber again...


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 05:57 [Preview] No.654329 del
I hate that American Army psy-op whore.


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 05:58 [Preview] No.654330 del
I need a sugar detox.


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 05:58 [Preview] No.654331 del
>>654325
It was not your fault. They did not explain and supervise correctly.


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 05:58 [Preview] No.654332 del
>>654317
That meat must have been really tender. Hot!


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 05:59 [Preview] No.654333 del
>>654323
You can do it NEET.


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 05:59 [Preview] No.654334 del
>>654328
Stop looking at him from underneath the floorboards.


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 06:03 [Preview] No.654335 del


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 06:04 [Preview] No.654336 del
>>654328
He is too good for you and you know it.


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 06:05 [Preview] No.654337 del
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NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 06:09 [Preview] No.654338 del
Thank you so much for stopping by.


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 06:10 [Preview] No.654339 del
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Reading a comic called "I was a teenage tax consultant" that is very funny.
A teenage hoodlum gets bitten by an accountant and starts turning into one every full moon.


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 06:11 [Preview] No.654340 del
>>654338
https://youtube.com/watch?v=CjSzCuC7tOI [Embed]


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 06:12 [Preview] No.654341 del
>>654339
I would like to see a TV or moofie version of it.


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 06:12 [Preview] No.654342 del
Might visit Namibia and Botswana. See what they get up to.


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 06:16 [Preview] No.654343 del
I put extra garlic in the roast lamb this time, worked out even nicer.


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 06:16 [Preview] No.654344 del


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 06:16 [Preview] No.654345 del
>>654339
That is a funny premise.


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 06:17 [Preview] No.654346 del
>>654344
>>654344
Thank (you).


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 06:17 [Preview] No.654347 del
N


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 06:17 [Preview] No.654348 del
U


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 06:18 [Preview] No.654349 del
NIGGER


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 06:19 [Preview] No.654350 del
G


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 06:19 [Preview] No.654351 del
>>654329
The slutty girl?


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 06:20 [Preview] No.654353 del
>>654351
If you're thinking the tiktok whore, then yes.


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 06:21 [Preview] No.654354 del
>spending money to post here
Pay to play for losers.


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 06:21 [Preview] No.654355 del
Would it be possible for the admins to look up his IP, find the VPN service, and then ban all the IPs from posting?


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 06:21 [Preview] No.654356 del
>>654353
I can't find her @ but I think I know the one you mean. She is kind of hot in a slutty way.


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 06:21 [Preview] No.654357 del
"Namibians have a very high intake of meat, and a low intake of vegetables. This has to do with the semi-arid climate; agriculture almost exclusively is cattle, sheep, and goat farming while edible plants only grow when irrigated. As a result, meat is good, cheap, and plentiful..."
Based.


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 06:22 [Preview] No.654358 del
>>654356
Has pretty eyes, I hate her so much.


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 06:22 [Preview] No.654359 del
>>654358
Imagine how good the hate sex would be.


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 06:23 [Preview] No.654360 del
>grown man buying a vpn to spam a board because even after years of attentionwhoring no one likes him
lol !


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 06:24 [Preview] No.654361 del
>>654354
I gave Possum $200 to unban me once.


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 06:24 [Preview] No.654362 del
>>654359
I will refrain from posting about what I'd do on here, but it would be amazing.


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 06:26 [Preview] No.654363 del
>>654358
Permament fuck-me eyes, I know what you mean.
>>654359
Imagine the penicillin you'd need afterwards. Probably safer to fuck some old gin.
>>654362
Vile!


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 06:26 [Preview] No.654364 del
>>654361
so 10 blowjobs?


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 06:27 [Preview] No.654365 del
>>654363
Have a hate threesome with her and the old gin


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 06:29 [Preview] No.654367 del
Chickendinner wishes he was cool enough for the toiletbed lifestyle


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 06:29 [Preview] No.654368 del


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 06:33 [Preview] No.654371 del
>>654365
spread the strains


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 06:33 [Preview] No.654372 del
>>654355
No, but there are lists they could use that identify IP addresses as proxies or likely to be.


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 06:33 [Preview] No.654373 del
>>654370
The real nuro is far too cool to play petty mindgames like this.


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 06:35 [Preview] No.654374 del
>>654372
Generally the more expensive the VPN the fewer lists they are on.


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 06:36 [Preview] No.654375 del
>>654373
And the real Nuro would never threaten to wreck the board. He is not that sort of person.


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 06:37 [Preview] No.654377 del
>>654374
Negro would've gone for the cheapest, I reckon.


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 06:38 [Preview] No.654378 del
>>654376
Real nuro would never be that fat.


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 06:38 [Preview] No.654380 del
>>654377
LAUGHS IN VPS


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 06:38 [Preview] No.654381 del
>>654378
The stress of the ban has taken its toll.
He just couldn't accept it with grace the way that IGA did.


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 06:39 [Preview] No.654382 del
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Holy shit NEETS!
Could nuro actually be a bear?


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 06:39 [Preview] No.654383 del
I thought he was going to pay a scary underground discord hacker to spam us?


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 06:40 [Preview] No.654384 del
>>654382
It's too early to start gorging for hibernation.


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 06:40 [Preview] No.654385 del
>>654376
>>654378
>>654382
He's a large lad.


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 06:40 [Preview] No.654386 del
>>654384
I bet he likes honey


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 06:42 [Preview] No.654387 del
/ausneets/
No bears allowed


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 06:42 [Preview] No.654388 del
If Nuro is a bear then it only makes sense that IGA is a twink.


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 06:43 [Preview] No.654390 del
>>654388
I see no fault with this logic.


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 06:46 [Preview] No.654393 del
Hey Siri, turn on airplane mode
Hey Siri, turn off airplane mode


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 06:46 [Preview] No.654394 del
The twink is the natural prey of the bear but it likes to play hard to get.


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 06:48 [Preview] No.654397 del
>BO is a flute playing chink uni dropout and failed boilermaker apprentice living in Brisbane but also Davoren Park


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 06:48 [Preview] No.654398 del
>>654396
Weber is the BO you fool.


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 06:49 [Preview] No.654399 del
>>654382
Thicc.


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 06:49 [Preview] No.654400 del
Schizophrenic ramblings about an imaginary chink uni student from your phone while drunk at the beach


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 06:50 [Preview] No.654402 del
>>654400
We could probably sell this stuff as a case study.


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 06:50 [Preview] No.654403 del


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 06:50 [Preview] No.654404 del
>>654400
The thing that set him off was me mentioning that my Bat sent me some money. I think it reminded him of what he doesn't have.


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 06:51 [Preview] No.654406 del
toiletbed incel calls another neet an incel


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 06:52 [Preview] No.654407 del
If he was actually popular, he could just start his own board and we'd all go there because of his popularity. But the thing is - he knows he isn't.


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 06:52 [Preview] No.654408 del
If I was the BO I would set Nuro 12 Heroic Tasks he has to complete to get unbanned.


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 06:54 [Preview] No.654409 del
Watching an needful film called 'Thai Massage' (2022) about a horny 70 year old pajeet. Watchable but strange.


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 06:55 [Preview] No.654410 del
>>654391
She isn't in any way disgusting you mong. She is about a 7.5/10, a bit leftwing in public but quietly conservative in most ways. I get frustrated with her but that is true of all people around me. She is very smart and quite well read.
>>654401
What? I said she asked me to zip up her dress for her and that she was embarrassed about it which I found funny.


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 06:57 [Preview] No.654411 del
Do the mods have a button to delete all posts with the same IP hash or do they have to select them manually? If it is the former, couldn't a captcha that needs to be filled out every 24 hours per IP (but with unlimited posts) be implemented as a way of stopping the spam without interfering to much with the good neets?


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 06:58 [Preview] No.654412 del
Have any of you seen Violet Evergarden?


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 07:00 [Preview] No.654413 del
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>tfw nobody ever accuses you of being BO


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 07:00 [Preview] No.654414 del
>>654412
I have not sorry, is it any good?


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 07:00 [Preview] No.654415 del
>>654412
Never heard of it.


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 07:02 [Preview] No.654416 del


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 07:04 [Preview] No.654417 del
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NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 07:05 [Preview] No.654418 del
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Terminator 2 - Judgement Day (1991) will be streaming in 1 hour on https://cytu.be/r/womboflix - all of the high quality neets will be there.


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 07:05 [Preview] No.654419 del
>>654413
You could start your own board here on endchan, and pretend to be autistic posters accusing you of being BO


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 07:06 [Preview] No.654420 del
>>654417
Beautiful.


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 07:06 [Preview] No.654421 del
>>654418
>all of the high quality neets will be there.
I will be there as well.


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 07:06 [Preview] No.654422 del
Woke up


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 07:07 [Preview] No.654423 del
>>654417
Excellent.


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 07:07 [Preview] No.654424 del
>>654422
Good morning NEET.


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 07:07 [Preview] No.654425 del
>>654420
>>654423
Thank you. I'll be dabbling with photos for a while and I might post the ones I like on here.


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 07:07 [Preview] No.654426 del
>>654419
/bashtheBO/


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 07:08 [Preview] No.654427 del
>>654421
I will be high.


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 07:08 [Preview] No.654428 del
Not sure if Endchan handles .CR3


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 07:08 [Preview] No.654429 del
>>654426
how about /ausnits/ ?


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 07:09 [Preview] No.654430 del


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 07:15 [Preview] No.654431 del
>>654414
I haven't started it yet. I like the animation and the intro though.


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 07:17 [Preview] No.654432 del
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I am now qualified to drive the skank yacht and tow three of you simultaneously on water skis.


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 07:19 [Preview] No.654433 del
>>654432
Don't you still need the licence?


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 07:20 [Preview] No.654434 del
>>654432
Permission to come aboard, skipper?


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 07:20 [Preview] No.654435 del
>>654433
Tomorrow if I got to Motor Vehicles and present the paperwork they will give me a license with immediate effect.


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 07:20 [Preview] No.654436 del
>>654432
what did they teach during the course?


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 07:20 [Preview] No.654437 del
>>654434
I need to inspect your penis first.


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 07:22 [Preview] No.654438 del
>>654436
How to dump a whore's body if she overdoses.


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 07:22 [Preview] No.654439 del
>>654436
how to read them funny signs in the ocean and shit


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 07:22 [Preview] No.654440 del
>>654432
Well done mate


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 07:24 [Preview] No.654441 del
The NEET yacht dream is slowly coming to life


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 07:26 [Preview] No.654442 del
>>654432
Very good news


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 07:28 [Preview] No.654443 del
>>654432
Congatulations.


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 07:28 [Preview] No.654444 del
>>654432
But why? Are you getting a boat?


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 07:28 [Preview] No.654445 del
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QUADS ANNA WEAVA WOAN BE SO FARGIN HOT SOON
AN WE ALL GEDDA GO ONNA SKANK YOT


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 07:28 [Preview] No.654446 del
farkin boong


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 07:29 [Preview] No.654447 del
>>654432
Well done.


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 07:29 [Preview] No.654448 del
>>654444
At some point maybe, yes.


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 07:29 [Preview] No.654449 del
Stupid fucking black dog cunt.


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 07:29 [Preview] No.654450 del
>>654445
Nice try Wizzy.


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 07:29 [Preview] No.654451 del
>>654448
Does one aquire the skanks first or the yacht?


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 07:30 [Preview] No.654452 del
>>654444
>But why?
Because he can.


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 07:30 [Preview] No.654453 del
>>654445
You need to get off the sniff and step up your game Wizzy.


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 07:30 [Preview] No.654454 del
>>654453
He's worn out from fighting nuros poo voodoo


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 07:31 [Preview] No.654455 del
>>654451
I'm no expert, but I think the shiny yacht attracts the skanks to you.


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 07:32 [Preview] No.654456 del
>>654455
A wise man called Tony Montana once said something similar.


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NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 07:33 [Preview] No.654458 del
>>654457
Me on the left having a feed.


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 07:34 [Preview] No.654459 del
Weber on a jetski. Squirting all the boaties


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 07:35 [Preview] No.654460 del
>>654457
Only boongs would light a cooking fire in the floor of their wooden boat.


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 07:35 [Preview] No.654461 del
>>654460
And take a baby out fishing


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 07:36 [Preview] No.654462 del
>>654461
That's bait.


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 07:36 [Preview] No.654463 del
>>654460
Only boongs had advanced enough technology to achieve it.


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 07:37 [Preview] No.654465 del
>>654460
If the boat catches fire they just turn it over.


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 07:38 [Preview] No.654466 del
>>654464
Turtle has grown.


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 07:38 [Preview] No.654467 del
Niggerpedia is down


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 07:38 [Preview] No.654468 del
>>654460
Now you understand why the boongs never got very far with naval exploration


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 07:39 [Preview] No.654469 del
>>654466
poor cunt
imagine living in peace and quiet for 150 years and then these black bastards pull you out of the water and start hacking your legs off


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 07:42 [Preview] No.654470 del
>>654469
Maybe they just wanted to get him on the boat so they could rub his belly


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 07:42 [Preview] No.654471 del
I might start an airport management software startup tonight


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 07:44 [Preview] No.654472 del
>>654469
Where I lived up north, the abo kids would flip the turtles for fun.


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 07:44 [Preview] No.654473 del
>>654432
Based.


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 07:45 [Preview] No.654474 del
>>654445
Thanks Wizzy.


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 07:45 [Preview] No.654475 del
>>654471
Write some software that takes the weight of the good home NEETs and the max operating load of a skank yacht and works out how many skanks can be brought on board, after also accounting for booze and KFC.


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 07:48 [Preview] No.654476 del
They also showed us a longer version of this video: https://youtube.com/watch?v=ZvEE3_mBzi8 [Embed] (the driver dies at the end) and then proceeded to show us the family guy parody and the instructors family guy tattoo


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 07:49 [Preview] No.654478 del
>>654476
which one is webby?


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 07:51 [Preview] No.654480 del
>>654478
The one in the yellow bikini


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 07:52 [Preview] No.654481 del
Imagine being this pathetic.


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 07:55 [Preview] No.654484 del
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NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 07:58 [Preview] No.654488 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Zq0ivv4Grdk [Embed]


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 08:00 [Preview] No.654489 del
>>654488
That's kinda sad all those homes like that.


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 08:07 [Preview] No.654490 del


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 08:07 [Preview] No.654491 del
>>654489
I'd love to do a road trip through 'Murrica looking at these sort of towns.


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 08:09 [Preview] No.654492 del
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Come with me if you want live: https://cytu.be/r/womboflix


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 08:12 [Preview] No.654493 del
>>654480
Always the responsbiel one


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 08:24 [Preview] No.654495 del
>>654494
Arnie took a guys clothes off him and some chick is crazy


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 08:27 [Preview] No.654496 del
>>654495
Easy money


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 08:36 [Preview] No.654498 del


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 08:38 [Preview] No.654499 del
>>654497
You sure know how to reassure the BO that you're not going to be a problem.


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 08:56 [Preview] No.654505 del
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>>654504
Are you saying that the consequences will never be the same?


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 08:57 [Preview] No.654506 del
>>654504
What are you gonna do about it? Scoot off to the burrito shop and post some red text from your phone?


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 08:58 [Preview] No.654507 del
>>654504
Lol u mad


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 09:00 [Preview] No.654509 del
>>654497
I hope you get the help you need neet but this place isn't it, it is time to move on, best luck for the future.


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 09:00 [Preview] No.654510 del
JUst you wait I have a good 10 years to find this cocksucker #BO


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 09:01 [Preview] No.654511 del
>>654508
And you think if he unbans you we will all love you again?


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 09:02 [Preview] No.654512 del
>>654509
It's all part of his larp. Nuro thinks hes fighting against the establishment or something. Brainwashed by post-2008 edgy right wing grifter types


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 09:09 [Preview] No.654513 del
>>654510
Chill out, dickwad


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 09:10 [Preview] No.654514 del
>>654513
Well bantered.


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 09:12 [Preview] No.654515 del


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 09:26 [Preview] No.654516 del
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NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 09:27 [Preview] No.654517 del
>>654516
Wanna pat.


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 09:31 [Preview] No.654518 del
Grego tries the Aldi Beef Brisket
https://youtube.com/watch?v=n_y6M5h6zz0 [Embed]


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 09:32 [Preview] No.654519 del


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 09:45 [Preview] No.654520 del
>>654509
No absolutely not. I was voluntary walking away from this place. All by myself. #BO decided to get drunk on power and fully fuck me for personal reasons . He needs to choke on some dick and realise he fucking ended this board by crossing me. This board will be flooded with dick spam very soon. It will be unusable. You only have the new #BO to blame.


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 09:48 [Preview] No.654524 del
Someone seems upset.


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 09:49 [Preview] No.654525 del
He was hardly ever here.


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 09:50 [Preview] No.654526 del
nuro who?


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 09:54 [Preview] No.654531 del
Oh man, I think Chickendinner really needs to watch his back. This seems serious.


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 10:03 [Preview] No.654548 del
pajeets actually get paid to sit there typing stuff real time


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 10:10 [Preview] No.654553 del
>>654550
Fuck off nuro it’s not just the BO who got sick of you


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 10:16 [Preview] No.654561 del
I think nuro and iga should be unbanned when they post vidoes of them sucking each other off


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 10:19 [Preview] No.654562 del
Thanks to BO for cleaning up all that spam


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 10:19 [Preview] No.654563 del
>>654561
Too steamy to record.


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 10:22 [Preview] No.654566 del
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I'd forgotten what a good movie Terminator 2 is I really enjoyed that.


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 10:22 [Preview] No.654568 del
Who will fix the bikes?


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 10:23 [Preview] No.654570 del
>>654566
Good Pepe.


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 10:27 [Preview] No.654574 del
In his head we are all impressed


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 10:27 [Preview] No.654576 del
Imagine being so mentally ill you 'spam' a board because even after years of trying so hard all the other posters collectively shunned you
You have to be a real fuckup to fail so hard even on a board full of social rejects like this. Sad !

Back to the chain lubing!


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 10:28 [Preview] No.654577 del
>>654576
They want back in so they can keep fighting over the bottom rung


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 10:29 [Preview] No.654579 del
Kek he is too angry to type properly


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 10:29 [Preview] No.654580 del
FAT STUMPY FINGERS


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 10:31 [Preview] No.654584 del
Imagine if he has a heart attack doing something as pathetic as this.


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 10:34 [Preview] No.654587 del
Why does he care so much about someone being a uni dropout when he lives in a workshop and bolts together kids bikes?


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 10:34 [Preview] No.654588 del
>>654584
They'll whizz him to hospital.


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 10:34 [Preview] No.654589 del
>>654587
He doesn't he just wants attention.


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 10:36 [Preview] No.654592 del
Nuro ist ein großer, fetter Idiot, den niemand mag.
Er lebt in einer Toilette


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 10:36 [Preview] No.654593 del
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>>654566
pure kino


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 10:37 [Preview] No.654595 del
maybe turn on r9k mode for a bit or something until the chubby cunt goes to sleep


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 10:37 [Preview] No.654596 del
>>654593
It was a good final scene for him.


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 10:38 [Preview] No.654598 del
Holy shit, I left to go do some housework two hours ago and it is still here seething.


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 10:39 [Preview] No.654599 del
>>654596
Isn't there are Terminador 3 with him in it?


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 10:39 [Preview] No.654600 del
>>654599
Iirc the rest of the films don't and are pretty shit.


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 10:40 [Preview] No.654603 del
>it's everyone else not me
>but it's also only the BO


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 10:41 [Preview] No.654605 del
>>654411
Any update on this?


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 10:41 [Preview] No.654606 del
>>654604
Shit, I'd completely forgotten that one tbh


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 10:41 [Preview] No.654607 del
I liked Terminator 3. It wasn't great but it wasn't as bad as many people said.


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 10:42 [Preview] No.654609 del
>>654607
Clare Danes would still have been alright in 2003 too.


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 10:42 [Preview] No.654611 del
>>654605
A script injected into the page could do the first part but not resolve the CAPTCHA issue.


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 10:43 [Preview] No.654612 del
>>654607
I should watch it again because I hated everything for a few years around then


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 10:45 [Preview] No.654614 del
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Shout outs to all the neetbros who watched Terminator 2 with us tonight. Hope you found it as magnificent and kino as I did. Truly Cameron at the height of his directing abilities.

Terminator 2 is close to being a remake of the first movie - in the first one the opening scene features the t800 appearing naked at night and fighting some punks, in the second there are some bikers. In the first the evil terminator attacks its target in a nightclub and there's a car chase; in the second there's an attack in a video arcade, followed by a truck/motorcycle chase. In the first Sarah Connor gets held by cops and psychiatrists while the terminator comes after her; in the second it's security guards and psychiatrists...and so on...both movies end in truck chases, then a chase at night time through a factory, then Sarah finishes both t800's by pushing a button that destroys them with industrial machinery.

Yet unlike this post, the movie never gets boring or feels repetitive. Somehow James Cameron is immune to the rule that sequels are never as good as the first film. How does he do it?


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 10:46 [Preview] No.654615 del
>>654611
How hard do you think it would be for the admins to implement the captcha like that?


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 10:46 [Preview] No.654616 del
>>654614
>How does he do it?
In an elevator dressed up as a nuclear bomb


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 10:48 [Preview] No.654621 del
>>654614
Really enjoyed that though, cheers again.


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 10:48 [Preview] No.654622 del
Can the BO just range ban nuro's ISP?


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 10:49 [Preview] No.654624 del
>>654623
lel at babby having a cry


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 10:50 [Preview] No.654627 del
>>654587
joke's on nuro, if nubo is really a chink he'll have been trained from birth by kumon to do repetitive tasks like deleting a million nuro spam posts with a focus no white man can match.


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 10:50 [Preview] No.654628 del
>>654627
Nuro has never even been able to outwit Nofun he has no chance here


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 10:51 [Preview] No.654630 del
Should we make a report to Queensland police over Nuro's death threats?
We know his name and address.


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 10:51 [Preview] No.654633 del
imahgine how tired his stubby little fingers must be


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 10:53 [Preview] No.654636 del
I'm gonna have a choof every time he posts it


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 10:53 [Preview] No.654639 del
>>654637
Like his mum and sister?


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 10:56 [Preview] No.654642 del
>>654614
>How does he do it?
I don’t know, but Titanic 2 should be a ripper.


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 10:56 [Preview] No.654643 del
>>654642
>Titanic 2
Starring Clive.


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 10:56 [Preview] No.654644 del
>>654642
A bigger faster Titanic from the future comes back to ram the iceberg first.


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 10:57 [Preview] No.654645 del
Do any of you remember the spam on 8chan about which pokemons feet you'd rather lick? It was in the early days when there wasn't much in the way of spam protection. The smaller boards just got wiped out, all their threads pushed off their catalogues by the spam.
8chan had a certain feeling of community to it back in those days, a feeling of kinship I guess. Quite a bit of optimism about the future (it was often naively believed that internet censorship had been defeated) and excitement about each day. Things were always happening back then, lots of drama, lots of OC.
No imageboard today has that sort of optimism (re: censorship) and few are even approaching that level of community. Even the few English IBs that are culturally distinct from 4chan (like lain and kohl) still don't have the same tightknit feelings. A perhaps underappreciated aspect of this community building was the fact that our webms had sound (a real novelty at the time). This greatly opened up the options with them and so we had lots of memes there that didn't make sense on 4chan. Being surprised at webms having sound on /b/ was an easy way of spotting the newfags in 2014 through to early 2015. The surprise nasheed memes for example were way bigger on 8/b/ than anywhere on 4chan.
The novelty of running your own board was part of it too. The flash in the pan boards that you get on sites like endchan weren't quite the same as back then, it hadn't been figured out just what boards people wanted to have. All sorts of boards would be created and have an exciting run before (usually) dying. Of course some boards that weren't mere clones of 4chan boards (such as /bane/ and /ebola/) had very distinct cultures but even the clones like 8/k/ were still very different. /bmw/ is perhaps one of the most important boards in terms of its legacy which is funny considering how forgotten it is. People in the future are going to have a terrible time trying to reconstruct all this shit lol.


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 10:58 [Preview] No.654646 del
>>654630
What about his surname? I don't imagine anything will come of it but I wouldn't be against it at all.


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 10:58 [Preview] No.654647 del
>>654633
>>654630
Sending an email to boss lady about it would be enough.


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 10:59 [Preview] No.654648 del
>>654646
It could well be iga though we have to do them both at once if we are going to.


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 10:59 [Preview] No.654649 del
>>654645
>which pokemons feet you'd rather lick?
I am not familiar with that spam.


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 10:59 [Preview] No.654650 del
>>654649
I think that is pasta


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 11:00 [Preview] No.654651 del
>>654646
We know his last name. It is only IGA who didn't.
His parents are on Facebook too. Maybe that would be the best route. they might be able to rein him in before the police get involved.


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 11:00 [Preview] No.654652 del
>>654649
Yeah, it was never here, only on 8chan and it was curtailed pretty quickly. There was the first night of it and I think the second night got cut short. It was a bit of a meme for a while. Of course there was other spam like the brownpill and oathbreaker.


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 11:00 [Preview] No.654653 del
>>654650
I am not familiar with that pasta.


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 11:00 [Preview] No.654654 del
>>654650
Nah, I'm just drunkenly typing again. My posting length gets longer when I am drunk.


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 11:01 [Preview] No.654655 del
>>654653
I'm not either tbh but it has that flavour
Sorry to the NEET who typed it if it isn't.


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 11:01 [Preview] No.654656 del
>>654652
>the brownpill
I remember that one.


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 11:01 [Preview] No.654657 del
>>654654
All good, sorry.


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 11:02 [Preview] No.654658 del
>>654651
I don't think Beau would want you discussing this stuff to openly so be careful of what you post here. I'd encourage you to do something there though if you don't mind. It is pathetic enough that it would just stay here manually spamming the entire year.


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 11:02 [Preview] No.654659 del
>>654648
Yeah, I doubt the spam is Nuro.
Just be aware that any police reports are going to result in plods of some sort crawling these boards and requests to Ovaltine et al for IPs of anything and everything they happen to see and don’t like.


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 11:02 [Preview] No.654660 del
>>654654
you should write movie reviews


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 11:02 [Preview] No.654662 del
>>654661
It's just you fuck off


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 11:02 [Preview] No.654663 del
>>654651
I also don't know nuro's last name. Unlike IGA, I don't care.


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 11:03 [Preview] No.654664 del
Nuro has worked hard getting his life together and how funny would it be if he blows it all up over some delusional image board beef.
Just live your best life Nuro, stop hanging on to things here. Move on.


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 11:03 [Preview] No.654665 del
>>654622
Perhaps, he is using boss lady's internet but he claims to now have a VPN. His posts used to have about a ten minute delay between them as he'd have to reset his router. The faster speed now would suggest he is in fact telling the truth (first time ever lol) and has a VPN.


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 11:04 [Preview] No.654668 del
>>654661
No, I'm cool with nubo. It's just nuro who is annoying me.


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 11:05 [Preview] No.654669 del
>>654667
Because of you.


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 11:06 [Preview] No.654670 del
>Dear BO please let me back in to be a cunt and drive NEETs away or I will be a cunt and drive NEETs away


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 11:06 [Preview] No.654671 del
>>654656
Yeah, it was very common on the slower boards.
>>654657
No worries mate. I understand that neets aren't exactly inclined to effort-posting. I mostly do it as a nostalgia trip. I do wish that someone with a better grasp of IB history than me would do a big write up or something. Probably a decent task for kiwifarms tbh.
I didn't even start regularly using any IB until 2012 which is odd to think is more than a decade now even though I was late to the party. I also never had anything to do with the altboards like 7chan and shit. I was only ever on kraut, 8chan, 4chan, lain, and very briefly on masterchan before you know what took over.


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 11:06 [Preview] No.654672 del
>>654661
> ?
You can't even astroturf properly.


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 11:09 [Preview] No.654673 del
On the plus side most people have to study psychiatry for 7 years to get to witness this shit.


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 11:10 [Preview] No.654674 del
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Going to watch some more Gilmore Girls.


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 11:10 [Preview] No.654675 del


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 11:12 [Preview] No.654676 del
>>654673
I think I've been studied by 7 different psychs. Literally nothing of value was gained.


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 11:12 [Preview] No.654677 del
I'm sure bosslady would like to see photos of the illicit drugs being stored on her property


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 11:12 [Preview] No.654678 del
>>654676
Maybe you are perfectly happy?


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 11:14 [Preview] No.654679 del
>>654676
I have seen about that many. A couple of them were quite rude to me. They are as mentally ill as their patients in most cases, though a bit more functional on the surface.


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 11:14 [Preview] No.654680 del
>>654677
Mention his racism and support for Brenton Tarrant too. Say that you were going to raise the issue on facebook but wanted to inform her first.


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 11:14 [Preview] No.654681 del
>>654671
I think a lot of internet history will be lost for ever, people seem to not remember the forums era from before phones and social media.


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 11:15 [Preview] No.654682 del
>>654679
Yeah, I've tried out I think 6 psychs for the 1 that I found worth talking to.


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 11:15 [Preview] No.654683 del
Icecream for breakfast and another bowl after lunch, very nordy today.


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 11:16 [Preview] No.654684 del
Do you find the men are better than women as psychs? Thinking of looking for one myself.


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 11:16 [Preview] No.654685 del
>>654683
Sunday is a day of ice cream


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 11:16 [Preview] No.654686 del
>>654645
Fuck aminu


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 11:17 [Preview] No.654687 del
>>654684
I can't talk to blokes about my life that way, that's just me though.


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 11:17 [Preview] No.654688 del
>>654683
the warren buffett diet? got any stock tips?


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 11:17 [Preview] No.654689 del
>>654679
They are a bunch of cunts who go out doing bags of coke on friday night
People don't need therapists they need a community to be a part of. "Depression and anxiety" is just being sad about your status in society.


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 11:17 [Preview] No.654690 del
>>654688
More the Ray Peat diet for me.


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 11:18 [Preview] No.654691 del
>>654684
women are terrible at it, as they are at most things. I don't know that that means men are any good though.


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 11:19 [Preview] No.654692 del
>>654684
Don't bother with a woman, they won't be able to understand your plight at all
They are employer to be pretend friends with teenage emo chicks


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 11:20 [Preview] No.654693 del
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NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 11:21 [Preview] No.654694 del
Fucking women psychs keep calling me a mysoginistic incel
They just need a good root the fucking lezzos


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 11:23 [Preview] No.654695 del
>>654691
That is my take in general, yes women are dumb and annoying but so are men and women have boobs and vaginas.


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 11:28 [Preview] No.654696 del
What is it saying in the ban appeals? Anything interesting?


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 11:29 [Preview] No.654698 del
>>654697
*reeking


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 11:31 [Preview] No.654699 del
I need to spray the weeds. I have been putting it off too long.
The thistles are all huge and have been blowing bits of fluff all over everything.


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 11:33 [Preview] No.654703 del
>>654700
>while you don’t
Kek, literally homosexual.


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 11:36 [Preview] No.654707 del
>>654699
You are a fluffer


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 11:37 [Preview] No.654708 del
Gave ol' mate Keеgan a call but he didn't pick up.


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 11:38 [Preview] No.654710 del
>>654708
I don't think he is in a good head space right now.


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 11:38 [Preview] No.654711 del
>>654708
No orgasm for you tonight.


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 11:40 [Preview] No.654714 del
They are fully merged now from the wording the spam could be either


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 11:40 [Preview] No.654715 del
Merged balls deep


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 11:41 [Preview] No.654716 del
It would be funny if a bunch of leather types from grindr were to come knocking at the workshop


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 11:42 [Preview] No.654717 del
>>654716
Well, considering his previous post mocking me for not "getting any dick", I can hazard a bit of a guess as to how they'd be received.


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 11:43 [Preview] No.654718 del
>>654716
Possum and Cruisey have better taste in men.


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 11:44 [Preview] No.654722 del
>>654721
No you'll get bored soon enough.


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 11:45 [Preview] No.654723 del
>>654721
Fuck off nuro, stop your concern trolling.


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 11:45 [Preview] No.654724 del
Settle down Keagan. Put some fresh linen on the toiletbed and watch some rick and morty


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 11:45 [Preview] No.654725 del
Pick up the fucking phone, Keеgz.


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 11:46 [Preview] No.654726 del
it was nuro earlier but all this is iga
If nuro post bike


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 11:48 [Preview] No.654730 del
So desperate for attention
So pathetic


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 11:49 [Preview] No.654731 del
We have forever tainted the image of our great nation in the eyes of the Magyar.


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 11:50 [Preview] No.654732 del
>>654730
I wonder what the people on discord think of him. He must keep it under control there I reckon.
He seems to think that a tiny imageboard like ours would uphold the virtues of free speech no matter what and seems to exploit that.


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 11:50 [Preview] No.654733 del
>>654731
We shall appease him with offerings of buttenbrot


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 11:53 [Preview] No.654734 del
>>654733
This will have diplomatic repercussions for centuries to come. Not just with the Magyar race, but all the Hapsburg dominions. We have jeopardised the very security of England - our Fatherland.


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 11:54 [Preview] No.654735 del
>>654734
We have mong mogged the Magyar.
They have no crazy people that compare to ours.


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 11:55 [Preview] No.654736 del
>>654732
He was a notorious lolcow on 4chan on the bike board and /g/. He was a namefag, called himself Zishan. He was widely loathed.


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 11:55 [Preview] No.654737 del
>>654734
This is why Archduke Franz Ferdinand Carl Ludwig Joseph Maria of Austria no longer posts here.


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 11:56 [Preview] No.654738 del
>>654736
Lol of course he was a namefag. I hope he wasn't posting on /g/ outside that earbuds thread


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 11:56 [Preview] No.654739 del
>>654735
They do have gypsies and hoholians though.


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 11:57 [Preview] No.654740 del
>>654739
They are more nasty crazy though
Lolcows don't knife you and steal your stuff


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 11:58 [Preview] No.654741 del
>>654737
I knew it.


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 11:58 [Preview] No.654742 del
>>654736
By bike board do you mean /n/?


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 11:58 [Preview] No.654743 del
Possum knifed me and stole all my stuff once.


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 11:59 [Preview] No.654744 del
>>654743
Must've been someone else. Possum wouldn't let good vulnerable bussy g to waste.


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 12:00 [Preview] No.654745 del
>>654744
I may have left some parts out of the story


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 12:00 [Preview] No.654746 del
>>654741
Please read: >>654411
There has been lots of ban evasion today due to a banned neet subscribing to a VPN service.


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 12:00 [Preview] No.654747 del
>>654742
>/n/
If that's the one with all the bike threads, yes.


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 12:01 [Preview] No.654748 del
>>654745
Saving the best for last? You cheeky little slut!


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 12:01 [Preview] No.654749 del
>>654747
Yeah, transportation. Lots of bike stuff since /o/ takes the cars. I'm not familiar with the board. How did you get that information if you don't mind me asking?


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 12:04 [Preview] No.654750 del
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Do you NEETs recognise this scene from your own pasts?


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 12:05 [Preview] No.654751 del
>>654411
Make a board and see what tools BOs have.
Selecting posts by IP would be only useful if you allowed someone to spam from one IP for long time.
If you ban after a couple of posts the tard gets a new IP, and now you can only select a couple of posts with one IP.
It's not that hard to write a userscript for selecting posts by IP, and use it with greasemonkey or similar.


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 12:06 [Preview] No.654752 del
>>654751
Okay, the mods here are pretty fast so I guess the ban-by-IP feature wouldn't be all that useful. What about the captchas? Is that something that exists already within endchan?


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 12:08 [Preview] No.654753 del
>>654752
How would a captcha for 24h would be better than captcha for every post?


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 12:10 [Preview] No.654754 del
>>654753
I meant a captcha that would be tied to an IP but would reset every 24 hours. That way the good neets only have to fill out one captcha a day (maybe two or three with computer reboots, VPN connections etc, but not many) whilst the troublesome neet would have to fill out a new captcha with almost every post.
Have you had this sort of problem of a hyper-autist before?


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 12:13 [Preview] No.654755 del
>>654754
Do you think whoever sperged out before would stop if he had to fill captcha?
>hyper-autist
You mean besides you?


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 12:14 [Preview] No.654756 del
>>654755
>whoever sperged out before
It was nuro, the usual drama queen.
>would stop
Maybe, maybe not. It would slow him down and make it easier for the mods to manage though.
>besides you?
I like to think that I am the good type of autist. I've never even benn banned in fact.


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 12:20 [Preview] No.654757 del
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>tfw no soup


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 12:27 [Preview] No.654758 del
>>654757
What flavour of soup was he after?
I like pea and ham.


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 12:28 [Preview] No.654759 del
I've hurt my already fragile shoulder in the gym. Painful even to lift up a frying pan in certain positions. I could sense this was coming. Could only do 4 reps of bench at 60kg today.
Woe, I have an xray of it from years ago but can't remember whats actually wrong with it. Hope its just a setback.


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 12:28 [Preview] No.654760 del
>>654758
It just says soup of the day


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 12:29 [Preview] No.654761 del
>>654759
Have a few days off and hopefully it will come good.


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 12:29 [Preview] No.654762 del
>>654759
You will recover. Make sure to have your rest days. Take care of yourself NEET.


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 12:32 [Preview] No.654763 del
>>654760
>soup of the day
I would need to know before I ordered. Not all soups are good.


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 12:35 [Preview] No.654764 del
>>654763
Yeah, I could get his anger more if it was his favourite soup.


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 12:35 [Preview] No.654765 del
A bowl of french onion soup with a piece of bread with melted cheese on top sitting in it is a nice sight to see.
I have never eaten it like that though.


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 12:35 [Preview] No.654766 del
>>654764
He may have mental health issues. It might not really be about the soup at all.


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 12:36 [Preview] No.654767 del
>>654766
He went to the kitchen to complain and there was gunmen in there extorting the kitchen staff so he shot them all and they gave him free soup.


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 12:40 [Preview] No.654768 del
>>654767
It sounds like he is living a high stress lifestyle.


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 12:41 [Preview] No.654769 del
>>654768
He is an hired killer in a weird future world, very high stress.


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 12:43 [Preview] No.654770 del
It's from a comic called Sinister Dexter, it started out as a scifi rip off of the guys from Pulp Fiction and became very good, it's got very black humour and terrible pun names for the gangsters.


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 12:49 [Preview] No.654771 del
>>654769
He should retire and grow salad greens to sell at farmers markets instead.


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 13:06 [Preview] No.654772 del
I need to try not to wank until Tuesday night.


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 13:12 [Preview] No.654773 del
>>654772
that shouldn't be too difficult.


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 13:14 [Preview] No.654774 del
>>654773
The urge to wank is unbearable already. I've decided I'm going to go ahead and fuck a whore on Tuesday.


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 13:15 [Preview] No.654775 del


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 13:21 [Preview] No.654776 del
(1.96 MB 642x960 sir in danger.webm)


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 13:22 [Preview] No.654777 del
>>654776
Nice thighs.


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 13:39 [Preview] No.654778 del
I had a wank. I won't fuck the whore.


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 13:40 [Preview] No.654779 del
I don't even want sex, I just want companionship and hugs.


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 13:40 [Preview] No.654780 del
I wouldn't say no to sex if it was offered though.


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 13:45 [Preview] No.654781 del
Still thinking of travelling overseas and just killing myself at the end when my savings run out. I'm pretty sure my family likes me though, so I wouldn't want to put them through that and I don't have it in me to push them away to the point that they hate me and don't care that I'm dead.


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 13:49 [Preview] No.654782 del
Definitely not fucking the whore. It's a waste of money and I always end up depressed afterwards. Maybe through repentance and finding a greater meaning in my life there's still a chance I could enter the kingdom of heaven.


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 13:52 [Preview] No.654783 del
I wonder what country or countries would be good to do that in though.


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 14:16 [Preview] No.654784 del
>>654781
You won't even have fun overseas. Partying and fucking hookers in Asia gets old


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 17:59 [Preview] No.654786 del
morning neetbros


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 18:52 [Preview] No.654787 del
>https://cwbchicago.com/2023/01/16-years-for-chicago-man-who-carjacked-a-driver-so-he-could-get-to-court-for-a-stolen-car-case.html
Just negro things - black man commits needs to get to court for his car theft trial, so commits carjacking


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 19:37 [Preview] No.654788 del
>>654784
It won't be to party and fuck hookers.


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 19:47 [Preview] No.654789 del
>>654788
oh yes it will


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 20:13 [Preview] No.654790 del
>>654684
More direct if you don't want to hear bullshit. I like it being direct.


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 20:14 [Preview] No.654791 del
>>654693
I like this Pepe.


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 20:16 [Preview] No.654792 del


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 20:17 [Preview] No.654793 del
>>654787
https://youtube.com/watch?v=l1dnqKGuezo [Embed]


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 20:17 [Preview] No.654794 del
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 20:20 [Preview] No.654795 del
To give him a reward I hope.
>Moment customer shoots and kills robber who held up Houston restaurant with fake gun: Cops search for vigilante who fired eight bullets into thief's back and one 'execution-style' into his head
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11611751/Customer-fatally-shoots-robber-held-Houston-restaurant-fake-gun.html


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 20:21 [Preview] No.654796 del
Gooks...
>'I'm a wear wolf! Japanese man spends £18,000 on 'ultra-realistic' animal costume to fulfil his dream of living like a wild predator
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11601933/Japanese-man-spends-18-000-ultra-realistic-wolf-costume-fulfil-dream.html


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 20:23 [Preview] No.654797 del
>>654796
just furry things


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 20:26 [Preview] No.654798 del
Woke up early after having 3 nightmares in a row, feel dirty, stomach in a knot, very tired.
Woe


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 20:29 [Preview] No.654799 del
>>654798
Have a caffeinated solution.


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 20:33 [Preview] No.654801 del
>>654795
>>654800
https://youtube.com/watch?v=St7X_TcGiS8 [Embed]


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 20:36 [Preview] No.654802 del
>>654789
I guess you'd know better then.


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 21:20 [Preview] No.654806 del
>>654794
>>654798
G'morning NEETs


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 21:21 [Preview] No.654807 del
>>654800
What makes it funnier is that the old guy drove an 80s pickup that looked like earl and was in a taco shop. Not the hero Texans needs, but the hero Texas deserves


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 21:22 [Preview] No.654808 del
>>654806
Good morning neet


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 21:25 [Preview] No.654810 del
glug glug glug glug


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 21:26 [Preview] No.654811 del


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 21:30 [Preview] No.654813 del
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Imagine having to pretend to be nuro just so people will notice you


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 21:31 [Preview] No.654814 del
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This Friday is Friday the 13th, and for any neets who are still alive at the end of the day, womboflix will be having a horror movie night. We will be showing The Lost Boys (1989), but we can stream some other movies too, or even creepy youtube videos, if you guys can come up with some good ones. Here are some suggestions, or you can make your own suggestions:

Black Sheep (2006)
Wolf Creek (2005)
The Exorcist (1973)
Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974)


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 21:33 [Preview] No.654816 del
>>654814
I'd probably pick The Exorcist from that list.


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 21:35 [Preview] No.654817 del
>>654816
Me too


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 21:35 [Preview] No.654818 del
At Service SA an hour early. Gonna get served first.


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 21:40 [Preview] No.654819 del
>>654818
The early NEET catches the Cenno.


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 21:41 [Preview] No.654820 del
>>654818
Good luck.


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 21:44 [Preview] No.654821 del
>>654820
The bad home types will start arriving soon


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 21:47 [Preview] No.654823 del
>>654822
https://youtube.com/watch?v=l1dnqKGuezo [Embed]


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 21:54 [Preview] No.654824 del
>>654819
the early neet gets on the dsp


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 21:56 [Preview] No.654825 del
>>654824
The pajeet security guard is sleepy first thing in the morning


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 21:56 [Preview] No.654826 del
>>654816
>>654817
Ok, that's what we'll see then.


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 22:03 [Preview] No.654827 del
>>654826
It's 50 years old this year.


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 22:07 [Preview] No.654828 del
>>654827
So is 10k lol


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 22:09 [Preview] No.654829 del
>>654828
glug glug glug glug


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 23:02 [Preview] No.654831 del
I'm horny but I just want a hug.


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 23:08 [Preview] No.654832 del
Got served first.
Got my license.
Picked up some salad makings and cheese and energy drinks and an iced coffee.


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 23:11 [Preview] No.654833 del
>>654832
Have you got a captains hat yet?


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 23:12 [Preview] No.654834 del
>>654798
Good morning NEET. I hope you feel better as the day goes on.


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 23:13 [Preview] No.654835 del


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 23:14 [Preview] No.654836 del
>>654835
You must get one.


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 23:16 [Preview] No.654837 del


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 23:16 [Preview] No.654838 del
>>654832
>Got my license.
Well done NEET. Did they take a photo to put on the licence?


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 23:17 [Preview] No.654839 del
He needs to get a boat before he gets the captain's hat.


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 23:20 [Preview] No.654840 del
>>654838
Nope. It's a lifetime license printed on "semi waterpoof" paper.
The girl told me it was semi-waterproof and then said I could also install the app on my phone and get a digital copy. She looked at me like I was retarded when I said the phone wasn't waterproof either.


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 23:22 [Preview] No.654841 del
>>654839
Motherbat should sew some epaulettes on his best tshirt.


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 23:24 [Preview] No.654842 del
>>654839
I worked with a guy once who wore biker gear all the time but was saving up for his motorbike.
Three years later he still had no bike.


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 23:25 [Preview] No.654843 del
>>654840
Do you get a fancy cerificate or just the license?


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 23:26 [Preview] No.654844 del
>>654842
I knew a similar guy. He bought a little poofy italian scooter to learn on and rode it in all leathers but he never upgraded to a bike.


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 23:26 [Preview] No.654845 del
>>654844
This guy caught the bus to work everyday in bike boots and leathers


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 23:28 [Preview] No.654846 del
>>654841
>epaullettes


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 23:30 [Preview] No.654847 del
>>654843
Just the license. The thing I posted the picture of yesterday was the closest thing to a certificate I'll see.


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 23:30 [Preview] No.654848 del
>>654846
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Epaulette
wikipedia says you spelled it wrong


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 23:41 [Preview] No.654851 del
>>654845
It might have been some sort of fetish.


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 23:42 [Preview] No.654852 del
>>654849
That's a shitcunt trick to announce it at 3am.
>>654851
It could have been, he used to read bike magazines and talk about bikes and hint he had bikie mates he just never got round to owning a bike.


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 23:44 [Preview] No.654853 del
>>654806
Good morning neet
>>654848
It's a French word, so fuck them.


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 23:51 [Preview] No.654862 del
>>654850
What a stupid cow.


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 23:52 [Preview] No.654865 del
Is anyone else hoping for a complete mental breakdown today?


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 23:53 [Preview] No.654868 del
>>654833
Plus he will need an eye patch.


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 23:55 [Preview] No.654872 del
>>654865
We're in the midst of it having one right now.


NEET 01/08/2023 (Sun) 23:57 [Preview] No.654873 del
I am not feeling the energy to do those weeds today. Might have to put it off until tomorrow.


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 00:01 [Preview] No.654874 del
I felt pressure to get up at 9am to open the carport in case the gas meter is read today. It should be this week.
It is a real pain in the bum. Feeling tired.


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 00:03 [Preview] No.654875 del
I just had a look in my copy of How to Win Friends and Influence people and I cannot find the chapter on blackmail.
This is most strange.


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 00:05 [Preview] No.654876 del
>>654873
The weeds aren't going anywhere.


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 00:06 [Preview] No.654877 del
>>654873
Come on neet it won't take long.


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 00:07 [Preview] No.654878 del
>>654875
You want the Torah.


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 00:08 [Preview] No.654879 del
>>654874
I hate waiting for them to do that sort of thing.


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 00:10 [Preview] No.654880 del
>>654879
I want the off the grid life.
No connections at all. Nothing you can't build and maintain yourself.


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 00:12 [Preview] No.654882 del
>>654880
Iktf, I think I would give up a lot to not have to deal with people.


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 00:12 [Preview] No.654883 del


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 00:16 [Preview] No.654884 del
Garn Coles to get fruit and veg.


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 00:18 [Preview] No.654885 del
>>654884
Bring me a mango please. A ripe one this time.


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 00:18 [Preview] No.654886 del
>>654884
6 tomatoes please.


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 00:19 [Preview] No.654887 del
>>654868
We'll all have them once pink eye rips through the commune


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 00:25 [Preview] No.654888 del
>>654880
It's a nice idea but most of the people selling it are outright fakes. Really the answer is a community who shares your values and won't shaft you.

Join the commune NEET


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 00:26 [Preview] No.654889 del
>>654832
Your Ls or Ps?


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 00:27 [Preview] No.654890 del
>>654875
I can return it, for a price.


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 00:38 [Preview] No.654891 del
Binged on a box of eclairs


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 00:41 [Preview] No.654892 del
>>654891
I had two slices of cold pidser.


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 00:42 [Preview] No.654893 del
>>654892
big slices?


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 00:43 [Preview] No.654894 del
assburger

https://youtube.com/watch?v=AZR8EUWbOEQ [Embed]


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 00:43 [Preview] No.654895 del
>>654891
just had a packet of 5 big choc chip cookies I bought from the bakery section of the supermarket. Seemed like a good idea at the time.


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 00:43 [Preview] No.654896 del
>>654893
reasonably large slices


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 00:44 [Preview] No.654897 del
Still waiting on neets to suggest some creepy youtube videos for friday the 13th


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 00:45 [Preview] No.654898 del
I need to rape.


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 00:46 [Preview] No.654899 del
>>654891
how many eclairs?


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 00:47 [Preview] No.654900 del
>>654899
I bet there's more than 3.


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 00:52 [Preview] No.654901 del
I don't like being scared. I do not watch creepy movies. I have cut true crime out of my life as well.


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 00:54 [Preview] No.654902 del
>>654898
Don't look at me when you say that.


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 00:55 [Preview] No.654903 del
>>654901
Yeah I stopped watching horror movies a long time ago.


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 00:57 [Preview] No.654904 del
(3.00 KB 270x99 do the needful.png)
It actually fucking happened.


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 01:05 [Preview] No.654905 del
>>654901
>>654903
You neets are going to be sorry when vampires take over this country. Only the horror movie fans will know what to do to survive.


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 01:09 [Preview] No.654906 del
>>654905
>Only the horror movie fans will know what to do to survive.
Run around screaming like a dumb bitch?


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 01:10 [Preview] No.654907 del
(1.60 MB 986x740 garn.png)


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 01:12 [Preview] No.654908 del
I wish I ate healthy food


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 01:12 [Preview] No.654909 del
>>654905
I have seen the Tarantino one with George Clooney.


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 01:13 [Preview] No.654910 del
>>654908
it tastes like shit for the most part
meat and salad is alright though


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 01:13 [Preview] No.654911 del
>>654904
sir has been blessed.


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 01:13 [Preview] No.654912 del
>>654907
I said a ripe one. Thank you for making an effort though I suppose.


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 01:14 [Preview] No.654913 del
>>654912
Last time I get you a bloody mago.


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 01:14 [Preview] No.654914 del
>>654908
There is nothing stopping you big boy.


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 01:14 [Preview] No.654915 del
>>654912
You ungrateful bastard bitch


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 01:14 [Preview] No.654916 del
>>654913
Its tiny anyway.


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 01:15 [Preview] No.654917 del
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>tfw you get NEET a mango and he doesn't like it


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 01:18 [Preview] No.654918 del
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Here is some sound advice for you NEETs.


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 01:18 [Preview] No.654919 del
>>654918
I'm colour blind, you insensitive clod.


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 01:20 [Preview] No.654920 del
I love viewing reddit profiles of pajeets and reading all the dumb shit they have to say


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 01:21 [Preview] No.654921 del
>>654920
Who is the bigger dumb dumb, the dumb dumb who writes dumb shit or the dumb dumb who reads it?


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 01:22 [Preview] No.654922 del
>>654921
/ausneets/


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 01:23 [Preview] No.654923 del


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 01:23 [Preview] No.654924 del
I want to beat the shit out of Hazel Moore as I fuck her.


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 01:23 [Preview] No.654925 del
>>654921
The guy who hangs round ausneets when they all hate him


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 01:25 [Preview] No.654926 del


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 01:26 [Preview] No.654927 del
>>654907
Thanks neet.


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 01:26 [Preview] No.654928 del
>>654926
A porn whore.


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 01:27 [Preview] No.654929 del
>>654928
>Hazel Moore, porn whore


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 01:28 [Preview] No.654930 del
>>654918
>keep going
nah I'm good


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 01:28 [Preview] No.654931 del
>>654924
She'd probably like that.
>>654928
With very nice tits.


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 01:29 [Preview] No.654932 del
>>654920
Their stench extends even to their writing. It is remarkable.


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 01:29 [Preview] No.654933 del
>>654931
Is she a jewess?


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 01:36 [Preview] No.654934 del
>>654929
She has burned an awful lot of coal. Vile creature.


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 01:37 [Preview] No.654935 del
Time to do a shid.


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 01:37 [Preview] No.654936 del
Dear NEET Gods, please let NEET have a good shid with no pain or explosions.
Thank you.


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 01:43 [Preview] No.654937 del
>>654921
Gumgum is dum dum, hurts his bum bum,dolan cum cum.


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 01:44 [Preview] No.654938 del
>>654936
It has been smooth sailing so far. Good consistency and volume. Pleasant aroma.


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 01:45 [Preview] No.654939 del
>>654933
I don't think so?


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 01:45 [Preview] No.654940 del
Wizzy should bless the neets with painless, non-explosive shits.


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 01:45 [Preview] No.654941 del
>>654938
and most importantly - the taste?


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 01:48 [Preview] No.654942 del
>>654941
The toilet loved it and asked for seconds.


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 01:58 [Preview] No.654943 del
>>654942
I’m still here cranking out the last few nugs


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 02:00 [Preview] No.654944 del
>>654943
If it's worth doing it's worth doing well.


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 02:01 [Preview] No.654945 del


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 02:05 [Preview] No.654946 del
Too productive. Need goon to slow down.


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 02:07 [Preview] No.654947 del
>>654944
I'm done now.
Having a mondster.


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 02:08 [Preview] No.654948 del
>>654947
That was a half hour poo!


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 02:09 [Preview] No.654949 del
>tfw impressed


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 02:14 [Preview] No.654950 del
>>654948
I know it's a bad habit, but I've always taken long poo sessions.


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 02:19 [Preview] No.654951 del
>>654946
Keep going and you can knock off early.


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 02:28 [Preview] No.654952 del
>>654946
That doesn't sound right.


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 02:34 [Preview] No.654953 del
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>>654904
I just got one too!


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 02:36 [Preview] No.654954 del
>>654953
Has pajeet achieved self awareness?


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 02:39 [Preview] No.654955 del
>>654954
Pajeet SkyNet is going to drop a poo nuke on us if we don't show bobs and vagene


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 02:42 [Preview] No.654956 del
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NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 02:43 [Preview] No.654958 del
Jsp just called asking if I want 12 subsidised NEETs


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 02:43 [Preview] No.654960 del
>>654958
Did you ask if they had any sexy NEETs?


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 02:44 [Preview] No.654963 del
>>654960
I did a big fart while talking in my nice to meet you voice.


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 02:45 [Preview] No.654965 del


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 02:47 [Preview] No.654970 del
Might have a choof.


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 02:47 [Preview] No.654971 del
Olive still hasn't ticked and or tocked.


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 02:48 [Preview] No.654972 del
>>654956
Heh. Did you make that?


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 02:48 [Preview] No.654973 del
>>654972
Nah, googled indian terminator I think it's a cricket meme


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 02:49 [Preview] No.654974 del
>>654958
I need one to come around and spray my weeds.


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 02:49 [Preview] No.654975 del
>>654974
They can mow my lawns when they're done.


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 02:50 [Preview] No.654976 del
>>654958
Ooh, could I get a couple for a few days to help with the trimming?


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 02:53 [Preview] No.654979 del
They should release a monthly catalogue of eligible mongs so the herders can pick out the best ones.


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 02:54 [Preview] No.654980 del
Shoulder is fucked
Pain closing the flyscreen door. Pain lifting a can to my mouth
It's over for me


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 02:54 [Preview] No.654981 del
>>654980
Your Mummybot needs to take you to a doctor cum physio the rapist


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 02:55 [Preview] No.654982 del
>>654978
>Bhabani P. Panda
kek pajeet panda


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 02:55 [Preview] No.654983 del
>>654949
Based.


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 02:55 [Preview] No.654984 del
>>654981
Me no have money


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 02:56 [Preview] No.654985 del
>>654984
She does though.


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 02:56 [Preview] No.654986 del
>>654984
You can go to really shitty chink doctors for free.


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 02:57 [Preview] No.654987 del
>>654980
>It's over for me
Very melodramatic statement. Give it time. Your shoulder will heal.


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 02:58 [Preview] No.654988 del
>>654987
Doubt it, its been like this my whole life. Almost dislocatable


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 02:58 [Preview] No.654989 del
>>654987
He's doomed, he won't be able to wank by tomorrow


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 02:59 [Preview] No.654990 del
>>654980
Goodbye.


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 03:01 [Preview] No.654991 del
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Some kind of GREEN BEAN with legs is trying to get into my house.


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 03:01 [Preview] No.654992 del
Critical wanking injuries


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 03:02 [Preview] No.654993 del
>>654958
On the first day of christmas
My jsp sent to me
Twelve subsidised NEETs


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 03:03 [Preview] No.654994 del
>>654991
They are evil looking creatures


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 03:08 [Preview] No.654995 del
>>654991
I saw one of them yesterday. They must be on the move for some reason.


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 03:10 [Preview] No.654996 del
>beanNEETs eat bugs


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 03:22 [Preview] No.654997 del
Kentucky Fried Bugs


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 03:23 [Preview] No.654998 del
Bug chasers.


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 03:24 [Preview] No.654999 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=hMzSghRQ3jM [Embed]
lmao summernats descended into chaos last night


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 03:31 [Preview] No.655000 del
>>654999
I bet Monaro was there throwing missiles at the pigs.


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 03:32 [Preview] No.655001 del
>>654999
Bad homes.


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 03:32 [Preview] No.655002 del
>>654991
Put it in a pan with butter and garlic.


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 03:34 [Preview] No.655003 del
>>654986
The only doctors who bulk bill are those who's visa conditions force them to, and knowing they only operate on NEETS the university doesn't give a single fuck about their competency.

In my town while the news bleats about a "doctor shortage" we cry about corrupt universities sending us Indian butchers.
We've run three in a row out of town , or pharmacist refuses to give out their prescriptions on clinical grounds because the doctors Google tier prescribing kills old people, they can't be trusted around women and children, and they botch even the simplest of surgeries.

You know why we all just turn up bleeding in a taxi to emergency? Those cunts are real doctors, we're actively rejecting local GP services.


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 03:34 [Preview] No.655004 del
>>655001
They are, but it amuses me how much it upsets the prigs in Canberra.


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 03:37 [Preview] No.655005 del
>>655003
The white ones don't want to spend any longer than they have to working in the country either.
Motherbat's town has had a stream of white doctors that leave the second their rural obligations are met.
Not sure why, it would be a lovely lifestyle living on the coast and getting payed at least $300k per year I'd have thought.


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 03:37 [Preview] No.655006 del
>go get prescription
>pharmacist will tell you how many to take

>try these drugs
>See if they work
>if not i get different drugs

>take antibiotics two weeks sir
>come back if not fix
>if not come back i think fixed.

>do not be drinking
>are you of taking drugs sir
>meth is a very bad one

>I send you to specialist
>every time specialist


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 03:40 [Preview] No.655007 del
>>655006
That made me laugh, sad though.


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 03:41 [Preview] No.655008 del
>>655003
>>655005
I had to get the mcdonalds clinic I go to to delete my phone number because they kept sending me texts about new chink doctors every few days and told me they couldn't stop it.


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 03:44 [Preview] No.655010 del
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>tfw you get gooned enough to have a go at Judge Dredd


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 03:52 [Preview] No.655011 del
>>655010
Dred is a faggot


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 03:54 [Preview] No.655012 del
>>655011
Low quality goad.


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 03:56 [Preview] No.655013 del
>>655012
He tries his best.


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 03:56 [Preview] No.655014 del
The summer heat could be bringing out all the brown snakes.


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 03:59 [Preview] No.655015 del


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 04:01 [Preview] No.655016 del
>>655015
Thank you I have added that to my collection.


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 04:04 [Preview] No.655017 del
38 degrees outside. Hotter in my neet cave
Sweating like a bricklayer in Baghdad post 2003. Wrist skin is getting irritated from rubbing on the sweaty desk.
If I wasn't a stinky fat gooner I could be working from home in a comfy air conditioned 2 bedroom flat
Boong dividends paid


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 04:06 [Preview] No.655018 del
>>655017
>rubbing on the sweaty desk.
I have a mouse pad like this that I can clean easily
https://www.amazon.com.au/dp/B018GFBCO8


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 04:06 [Preview] No.655019 del
Possum confused a dugite and a brown snake once.


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 04:07 [Preview] No.655020 del
>>655017
You should move into an air conditioned part of the house.


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 04:09 [Preview] No.655021 del
>>655017
Next summer you shall have an air conditioned cave.


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 04:14 [Preview] No.655022 del
I can't find a picture of a boong holding a snake.
Maybe they are smarter than I thought.


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 04:15 [Preview] No.655023 del
>>655022
>Maybe they are smarter than I thought.
They strike when you least expect it.


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 04:23 [Preview] No.655024 del
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This week, on womboflix...
...for Friday the 13th, we have The Exorcist (1973) - a 12 year old girl is possessed by demonic forces, while two catholic priests try to save her. Widely considered one of the scariest movies ever made, so ask your mummybot if it's ok for you to watch. Following that we have The Lost Boys (1989), a vampire comedy horror starring Kiefer Sutherland and some jews.

...then on Saturday, we will be showing Wargames (1983), where a hacker breaks into NORAD's nuclear computer systems and accidentally initiates WW3. Starring Matthew Broderick and prime era Ally Sheedy.

...finally on Sunday, after a nearly 8 month wait, we have the follow up to Predator with Predator 2 (1990) - once again an alien hunter comes to earth to hunt men, only this time the studio couldn't afford Schwarzenegger, so it falls to a black man to save us all. Starring Danny Glover, Gary Busey, Bill Paxton and a bunch of spics you've never heard of.


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 04:24 [Preview] No.655025 del
>>655024
That's a noice selection.


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 04:25 [Preview] No.655026 del
>>655025
Thank you, I'm quite excited about it myself.


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 04:26 [Preview] No.655027 del
>>655024
Looking forward to it.


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 04:29 [Preview] No.655028 del
>>655026
I know I've seen all of them before but the only one I can really remember is Predator 2.


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 04:32 [Preview] No.655029 del
Waiting in a hot car for a mong.
Its hot.


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 04:33 [Preview] No.655030 del


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 04:34 [Preview] No.655031 del
>>655029
Mongs are not known for their punctuality.


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 04:39 [Preview] No.655032 del
>>655030
Me with the headphones


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 04:48 [Preview] No.655033 del
My new block of cheese has a much stronger flavour than usual and I like it.


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 04:50 [Preview] No.655034 del
>>655033
me and the boys sharpened it up for you by rubbing our groins and armpits all over it - I'll let them know you like it


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 04:52 [Preview] No.655035 del
>>655033
What brand is it?


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 04:53 [Preview] No.655036 del
>>655029
Imagine how the dog felt.


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 04:53 [Preview] No.655037 del
>>655035
Cheer (NotCoon) tasty


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 04:54 [Preview] No.655038 del
>>655037
>Cheer
I am boycotting them since they repudiated their racist name.


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 04:54 [Preview] No.655039 del


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 04:56 [Preview] No.655040 del
>>655038
Imagine if they'd changed the brand to Boong Cheese.


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 04:58 [Preview] No.655041 del
I wish cruisey was my mong herder and we could be boongs together


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 04:59 [Preview] No.655042 del


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 04:59 [Preview] No.655043 del
>>655041
He'd leave you in the car with the windows rolled up on a hot day while he went off to see the chinaman


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 05:01 [Preview] No.655044 del
>>655043
And then doggo would have his way with him.


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 05:03 [Preview] No.655045 del


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 05:03 [Preview] No.655046 del
>>655029
Wind the window down.


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 05:03 [Preview] No.655047 del
How many discord users with cute anime girls as avatars are actually cute girls? Above 0%?


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 05:04 [Preview] No.655048 del


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 05:04 [Preview] No.655049 del
>>655041
If we weren't lazy NEETs it would be so easy to set up a scam where half of us sign up as mongs and the other half as herders then we all do nothing and get bux.


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 05:05 [Preview] No.655050 del
>>655030
Webbie seems to have forgotton to put his pants on.


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 05:06 [Preview] No.655051 del


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 05:06 [Preview] No.655052 del
>>655050
I think he's had a few too many


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 05:07 [Preview] No.655053 del
>>655049
This has actually already happened, it's called ausneets, but the herders are refusing to share the bux with the mongs.


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 05:08 [Preview] No.655054 del
>>655053
Undercover herding


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 05:08 [Preview] No.655055 del
>>655050
It took me a good minute or two to find what you were talking about.


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 05:11 [Preview] No.655056 del
/ausneets/ - herding mongs, hoarding mongbux


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 05:14 [Preview] No.655057 del
Managed Occupational Needs Group

Our intention is to provide a lively forum for the unemployed australian male to have intercourse with his fellows and alleviate loneliness and social anxiety
We shall share tips on jobhunting and using centrelinks services more efficiently
We would like government funding of $142,000 p/week payable in cash, non sequential unmarked bills please

/ausneets/


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 05:17 [Preview] No.655058 del


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 05:20 [Preview] No.655059 del
>>655058
That would help the wrist


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 05:20 [Preview] No.655060 del
They've brought in per-head booze limits for Antarctica workers in the last few years too, so so you don't need to worry about falling off the wagon.
Too many people were getting fucked up as a result of their drinking, so they cracked down on it.


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 05:21 [Preview] No.655061 del
>>655060
>Please note that recreation leave is not available in Antarctica, but will be paid out on return to Australia.
Kek, that explains this bit


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 05:22 [Preview] No.655062 del
>>655057
kek

>>655058
I don't have any service desk experience. That job would be helpful in picking up ditsy environmentalist girls tho


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 05:22 [Preview] No.655064 del
>>655061
There is literally nothing to do there outside of whatever work you're assigned.


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 05:23 [Preview] No.655065 del
>>655057
sounds very professional.


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 05:24 [Preview] No.655066 del
>>655062
You'll be right. Switch it on and off again.
The $67k allowance on top of the $77k salary and 15% super is damn good money.


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 05:25 [Preview] No.655067 del
It would be horrible if you hated the person you worked with.


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 05:26 [Preview] No.655068 del
>>655067
Yes. Another reason for restricting the alcohol... you're less likely to get loaded and kill them.


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 05:27 [Preview] No.655069 del
I would like to do it though. Lots of good boy points when you get back and a story to tell. Forced wagon and a reason to be sexless


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 05:27 [Preview] No.655070 del
>>655068
And if you want to go for a walk to get away from them it's -40 outside.


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 05:28 [Preview] No.655071 del
>>655070
Long waiting list for the sole Tauntaun too.


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 05:29 [Preview] No.655072 del
>>655069
It would be an adventure for sure.
>>655071
Kek


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 05:31 [Preview] No.655073 del
>>655069
I know somebody who tells strippers he has just gotten back from a stint in Africa with "doctors without borders" (except he's too stupid to know it's called Médecins Sans Frontières). He's a dumbass, so it doesn't do anything to help him.


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 05:32 [Preview] No.655074 del
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NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 05:32 [Preview] No.655075 del
>>655074
When will this anti-Dan discrimination end!


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 05:32 [Preview] No.655076 del
I'm not sure if I should get a job here locally or look for something remote.
This kind of remote work looks comfy enough for ~60-70k: https://www.seek.com.au/job/59648183
Maybe I should just get a real life job though, maybe in person stuff would be better for me. That said the business admin type jobs at the council I've been considering could be awful


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 05:33 [Preview] No.655077 del
>>655076
You need a job that requires in-person attendance every day to keep you clean.


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 05:34 [Preview] No.655078 del
>>655067
End up with another hoodie guy.


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 05:35 [Preview] No.655079 del
>>655077
That kind of wage slavery could lead me to boongery again


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 05:35 [Preview] No.655080 del
>>655079
Not if you pick one that does random drug and alcohol checks.


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 05:37 [Preview] No.655082 del
>>655078
24/7 for 6 months.


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 05:38 [Preview] No.655083 del
>>655076
You should get a simple, low stress in person job locally.


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 05:39 [Preview] No.655084 del
>>655047
>0
Too binary


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 05:43 [Preview] No.655085 del
>>655083
I could work part time at Craigs but there would be a lot of boongs triggering my autism


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 05:49 [Preview] No.655086 del
>>655081
>six years minimum
>non technical entry
So you'd be the lowest paid IT worker for 6 years running, not get a full time job, and I think the real Jew here is that if you fail failure army course you get stuck sweeping floors at their lowest pay grade.

It's not a job because unlike an employer the army doesn't have a contractual obligation towards you, they can transfer you to a totally unrelated role on a lower grade of pay. Why? Because you failed their internal training.

There have been a series of scandals where defence basically accepts people into these apparently non combat roles, knowing the people are mongs who will drop out, then either rubber stamps their qualification or somehow bullies them into sweeping floors for 5 years.
This is why a defence issued qualification isn't worth the paper it's written on, they use them as recruiting tools


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 05:49 [Preview] No.655087 del
>>655085
>triggering my autism
Just wear the hat NEET.


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 05:49 [Preview] No.655088 del
Possum called me a sharmouta once and told me to get out of his car.


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 05:54 [Preview] No.655090 del
>>655088
You should not have been in his car in the first place.


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 05:56 [Preview] No.655092 del
>>655090
we all have to make some quick rent money from time to time


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 05:57 [Preview] No.655093 del
Failed to nap


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 05:57 [Preview] No.655094 del
Nailed to fap


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 06:02 [Preview] No.655095 del
Napped to failure


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 06:07 [Preview] No.655096 del
Fapped to failure


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 06:07 [Preview] No.655097 del
>>655092
He made me clean his size 18 shoes with saddle soap. It took me a whole day.


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 06:12 [Preview] No.655098 del
Having a bit too much fun using fly spray and listening to them die on the window sill


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 06:13 [Preview] No.655099 del
>>655098
Indoor flies must die


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 06:14 [Preview] No.655100 del
>>655098
Thats no way to treat a boong.


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 06:17 [Preview] No.655101 del
I use a plastic fly swatter. I do not contaminate my indoor areas with sprays unless it is absolutely necessary.


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 06:19 [Preview] No.655102 del
I wank off on the windowsill and when all the flies are stuck to my cum I pour boiling water on them


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 06:22 [Preview] No.655103 del
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good morning neets
today i slept four hours because whoever invented the daily schedule starting at 9am probably picked cotton at a plantation or something


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 06:22 [Preview] No.655104 del
>>655102
To make a slurry?


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 06:23 [Preview] No.655105 del
>>655103
Morning.


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 06:23 [Preview] No.655106 del
>>655104
A vile slurry.


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 06:36 [Preview] No.655107 del
>>655101
The last few of those I bought have been destroyed with one mighty wallop of a fly or spider.


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 06:40 [Preview] No.655108 del
Fats Pepper is fed and watered.


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 06:45 [Preview] No.655109 del
>>655098
Just make sure it's not a female blowie ejecting maggots out her arse all over the place


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 06:54 [Preview] No.655110 del
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Supportive as always.


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 06:58 [Preview] No.655111 del
>>655110
She is a lovely bat.


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 06:58 [Preview] No.655112 del
>>655110
kek

Just looked at my texts with mother and my responses are "Yep", "Yep", "Nice", "Just fed him (dog)"


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 06:59 [Preview] No.655113 del
>>655111
She has her moments. This isn't one of them.

>>655112
She texts like old people fuck. iOS shows when somebody is typing a reply and after a minute or three I have to put the phone down and wait another 10 minutes for her to finish.


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 07:03 [Preview] No.655114 del
ChatGPT is making CSS so much easier


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 07:05 [Preview] No.655115 del
>>655114
That makes you no better than pajeet passing off stack exchange examples as production code.


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 07:05 [Preview] No.655116 del
>>655115
actually, it's a little better as ChatGPT has some knowledge of security


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 07:05 [Preview] No.655117 del
>>655103
Good morning CzechNEET.


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 07:08 [Preview] No.655118 del
>>655115
I disagree partly, its actually pretty good at kind of explaining how/why certain things work. As a general rule I don't copy paste from anywhere without understanding it to some degree. Just makes working with that piece of code impossible later. Not that I'm good at it in the first place


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 07:10 [Preview] No.655119 del
>>655110
>more stuff for me to worry about
Typical self-absorbed narcissist remark.


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 07:11 [Preview] No.655120 del
stepped on a glass splinter, foot is bleeding


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 07:11 [Preview] No.655121 del
>>655119
I think it comes from good place, but she has always been a worrier.
Worries about the stupidist of shit too.


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 07:12 [Preview] No.655122 del
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Made Beijing noodles badly


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 07:12 [Preview] No.655123 del
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Send her this picture.


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 07:12 [Preview] No.655124 del
>>655120
Make sure none is left in there. I walked the City to Bay with a glass splinter in the sole of my foot and made a mess, as did the chaffing.


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 07:13 [Preview] No.655125 del
>>655122
What are they made from? Good presentation.


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NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 07:13 [Preview] No.655127 del
>>655122
They look very good. No beans.


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 07:16 [Preview] No.655128 del
>>655120
What was the glass from?


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 07:17 [Preview] No.655129 del
>>655128
not sure, may have been from a glass I broke a few weeks ago


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 07:18 [Preview] No.655130 del
>>655121
>I think it comes from a good place
We tell ourselves that because the alternative is too frightening to contemplate.


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 07:19 [Preview] No.655131 del
>>655122
I would eat a serving.


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 07:20 [Preview] No.655132 del
>>655129
At the commune each NEET will have their own labelled plastic sippy cup. There will be no glass at all.


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 07:21 [Preview] No.655133 del
>>655122
Looks very tasty.


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 07:22 [Preview] No.655134 del
>>655120
Goodbye.


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 07:22 [Preview] No.655135 del
>>655130
She literally gave me the keys to her car the day I turned 16 and never drove again.


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 07:23 [Preview] No.655136 del
>>655132
I and Weber will be using the finest crystal wine and whisky glasses.


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 07:24 [Preview] No.655137 del
I remember the warnings when learning to terminate fibre optic cable about the splinters not showing up on xray.


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 07:24 [Preview] No.655138 del
>>655125
I went into some detail on >>>/ck/, I'm trying not to bomb the neets with food blog posts


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 07:26 [Preview] No.655139 del
>>655127
Actually the sauce is a combination of two kinds of fermented BEAN paste, which is four different beans if you count soya.


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 07:29 [Preview] No.655140 del
>>655138
I would like to be bombed with food posts here please.


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 07:29 [Preview] No.655141 del
>>655137
that shit was real? I thought our teacher was just shit stirring


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 07:29 [Preview] No.655142 del
I take that back. It does not know shit about CSS Grid. Too many recycled pajeet tutorials fed into the model.


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 07:30 [Preview] No.655143 del
>>655138
I don't mind food posts here, or anything here, if it's something somebody has put effort into.
Last time I looked at /ck/ it had that uncensored poo frying pan post.


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 07:30 [Preview] No.655144 del
>>655132
Smart.


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 07:31 [Preview] No.655145 del
>>655141
I have no genuine idea, but the idea seems to have been planted in everybody's head.


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NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 07:33 [Preview] No.655147 del
>>655146
What should you do if you find yourself in that situation?
Put the park brake on, turn off the engine and get out?


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 07:33 [Preview] No.655148 del
>>655146
Wonder if somebody had the brains to chock the free spinning wheel with a wheelie bin.


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 07:34 [Preview] No.655149 del
>>655147
That sounds like a good idea. Getting away from the danger.


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 07:35 [Preview] No.655150 del
>>655147
If it is safe. Handbrake typically locks the rear wheels, so not much use in this particular case.
>>655148 would probably work to yeet the vehicle up onto the driveway again.
Exhaust pipes will be mashed probably.


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 07:35 [Preview] No.655151 del
>>655148
Wouldn't that launch it back with the wheel spin?
It is a good idea to try though.


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 07:35 [Preview] No.655152 del
>>655146
Nuro reversing the hire car at the Noosa airbnb


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 07:39 [Preview] No.655153 del
Paralympics tiktok is pretty funny


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 07:40 [Preview] No.655154 del
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>>655153
>tiktok
>funny


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 07:42 [Preview] No.655155 del
did any neets actually see the new avatar movie?


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 07:43 [Preview] No.655156 del
>>655155
The Pirie Slut said it was OK for nerd shit.


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 07:43 [Preview] No.655157 del
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You know she is pissed when she ignores the bants.


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 07:47 [Preview] No.655158 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=2j1lwTT9tNY [Embed]


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 07:50 [Preview] No.655159 del
hello sirs
how to align child div to grid-column value without including child div in grid-template-areas like parent div ???


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 07:50 [Preview] No.655160 del
>>655157
>Looks like a nail with legs
She's on fire today


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 07:50 [Preview] No.655161 del
>>655155
I'll watch it when the disc comes out.


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 07:51 [Preview] No.655162 del
>>655159
sounds like you need a cloud engineer
>>655156
has cameron turned to soy?


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NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 07:52 [Preview] No.655164 del
>>655159
That's possible?


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 07:52 [Preview] No.655165 del
How far ahead should I book plane tickets overseas?


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 07:52 [Preview] No.655166 del
>>654814
OK.
>creepy youtube videos
Ayyayyayy. Fucked up sound levels I can imagine.


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 07:53 [Preview] No.655167 del
>>655159
nigga html and css are for faggots
concentrate on a real fucking language for fucks sake
when I write web code it looks like fucken arse
I just tell anybody who complains to fuck off and fix it themselves
functionality > appearance


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 07:53 [Preview] No.655168 del
>>655167
>nigga


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 07:54 [Preview] No.655169 del
>>655165
The closer to the date, the more it costs, but I'd say no later than 2 months out


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 07:54 [Preview] No.655170 del
>>655168
It is a term of endearment.
Monk is stupid, but he's not a nigger.


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 07:54 [Preview] No.655171 del
>>655169
Alright, thanks mate.


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 07:55 [Preview] No.655172 del
>>655171
Also spend the $70 or whatever on insurance/refund cover. It's nothign in the scheme of things.


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 07:56 [Preview] No.655174 del
>>655172
I will due to all that Covid shit.


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 07:57 [Preview] No.655175 del
>>655159
>grid
The two rules of CSS:
1. flexbox everything
2. a { text-decoration: none; }
Your welcome.


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 07:57 [Preview] No.655176 del
I am sure Olive has never touched a black man's willy. Probably looked at a couple online though, the dirty whore.


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 07:58 [Preview] No.655177 del
>>655175
What's for breakkay, Big Boss Nibba?


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 07:59 [Preview] No.655178 del
It just seems that movies have gone to shit over the years, but maybe I'm getting older and can't appreciate zoomer stuff.


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 07:59 [Preview] No.655179 del
>>655164
I don't think so. My grid (grid-template-areas) looks like this:

header header
column1 column2
footer footer

I have a child div in the footer div. I want to set the margin-left of the child div to the start of column2. I can set the whole footer to start at column2 but then I have a gap. I am using fr units, I guess I could size the columns as percentages instead and align the margin as a percent.

>>655167
I know cunt, I am gonna try and build a basic chat app with websockets so I want to put something half realistic on my github if I make it public. When I fuck around with nodejs I just use postman so I don't have to deal with this design stuff.


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 08:00 [Preview] No.655181 del
>>655178
They're definitely crap for the most part these days. They make too many for a start.


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 08:00 [Preview] No.655182 del
>>655177
Rántotta. I forgot how it is called in English.

>>655178
Recent shit is shit. Too much political agenda pushing.


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 08:01 [Preview] No.655183 del
>>655179
>I know cunt,
in that case, just find somebody else's CSS that mostly sort of half works close to the layout you want and change some colours or something


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 08:02 [Preview] No.655184 del
>>655182
scrambled eggs


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 08:03 [Preview] No.655185 del
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>>655182
>Rántotta.


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 08:03 [Preview] No.655186 del
>>655182
Do you put ham/salami/chorizo in your Ray Liotta?


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 08:06 [Preview] No.655187 del
>>655185
Baked?


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 08:20 [Preview] No.655188 del
>>655186
nobody put their salami in ray, he was a conservative, old fashioned guy


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 08:24 [Preview] No.655189 del
>>655184
Oh yeah.

>>655186
Onions now.


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 08:24 [Preview] No.655190 del
>>655189
>Onions now.
red, white, or brown?


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 08:25 [Preview] No.655191 del
>>655190
their flag has green not brown
they went through this the other day with the bean weirdo


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 08:29 [Preview] No.655192 del
>>655190
Red. Not sure you mean the same.


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 08:33 [Preview] No.655193 del
>>655192
We have three colours of onion here, labled as such.
Red is almost always eaten raw in salad or on burgers or whatever.
White can be either.
Brown has to be cooked.


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 08:35 [Preview] No.655194 del
>>655193
We have red and purple.


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 08:39 [Preview] No.655195 del
>>655194
Our red is closer to purple in colour.
What a confusing onion world.


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 08:40 [Preview] No.655196 del
Feel like I've pulled muscles in my shoulder and neck removing a fake champagne cork.


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 08:40 [Preview] No.655197 del


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 08:43 [Preview] No.655198 del
In America they call the brown onion a yellow onion.


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 08:45 [Preview] No.655199 del
Weber threw an onion at me once.


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 08:45 [Preview] No.655200 del
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>>655195
Purple, red, garlic.
There are others, shallots and whatnot, even white, but those are less common.


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 08:46 [Preview] No.655201 del
>>655200
Is the one you are calling garlic actual garlic?
Our white onion is not garlic and is a little smaller than the red and brown. I think the seppos call it a 'vidaliya' or somthing.
We also have shalots and other silly frenchy onions.


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 08:48 [Preview] No.655202 del
>>655200
See your red is our brown and the seppo's yellow


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 08:49 [Preview] No.655203 del
You'd think the UN would sort this shit out instead of having votes on shit about Israel and Palestine.


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 08:49 [Preview] No.655204 del
>>655201
>actual garlic
Yes.
>silly frenchy onions.
Soynions of the new cuisine which entered the country in recent times.


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 08:50 [Preview] No.655205 del
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>>655193
>Brown has to be cooked.


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 08:51 [Preview] No.655206 del
>>655205
Big Tones was already cooked.


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 08:52 [Preview] No.655207 del
>tfw now I don't what to call the brown/red onion


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 08:52 [Preview] No.655208 del
>>655207
I call them cabbages


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 08:52 [Preview] No.655209 del
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In honour of the moofie last night.


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 08:53 [Preview] No.655210 del
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NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 08:53 [Preview] No.655211 del
>>655207
It's fucked innit?
Big Fella is likely just as confused now. No longer sure what he's putting in his breakkay.


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 08:53 [Preview] No.655212 del
>>655208
I think that would be for the best.


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 08:54 [Preview] No.655213 del
>>655209
kek did you make this?


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 08:54 [Preview] No.655214 del
>>655203
The international onion trade must be a nightmare.


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 08:54 [Preview] No.655215 del
>>655213
No I found it on reddit.


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 08:55 [Preview] No.655216 del
>>655209
Good pepe


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 08:56 [Preview] No.655217 del


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 08:56 [Preview] No.655218 del
>>655214
I guarantee this has sparked a small border skirmish if not an actual war at some point.


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 08:56 [Preview] No.655219 del
In Ireland they call an onion a chinese potato


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 08:57 [Preview] No.655220 del
>>655203
>>655214
They might use the Latin name. Rome was built for eternity.


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 08:57 [Preview] No.655221 del
>>655219
Ireland is like UMM PTY LTD's clientele but on a global scale.


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 08:58 [Preview] No.655222 del
>>655221
I would like to herd all the cute Irish girls please.


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 08:59 [Preview] No.655223 del
>>655219
Well what colour are they?


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 08:59 [Preview] No.655224 del


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 08:59 [Preview] No.655225 del
>>655222
They're almost a myth, mate. A statistical improbability.


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 09:00 [Preview] No.655226 del
>>655224
bad taters
deathly taters


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 09:01 [Preview] No.655227 del
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NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 09:02 [Preview] No.655228 del
>>655227
I would laugh, if it were not true.


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 09:02 [Preview] No.655229 del
>>655222
two please


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 09:03 [Preview] No.655230 del
>>655227
There's a joke about a nun taking a bath and a man who knocks on the door and she says "who is it?" and he says "a blind man" and she thinks to herself "what's the harm?" and tells him to come in and he takes one look at her and says "coooooorrrrrrrrr blimey would you like to buy a blind?"


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 09:03 [Preview] No.655231 del
>>655228
These days they just blow up the door


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 09:04 [Preview] No.655232 del
>>655230
I heard it as "Nice tits sister, where do you wnt the blinds"


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 09:04 [Preview] No.655233 del
>>655143
Early days yet


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 09:05 [Preview] No.655234 del
>>655231
Unless you're a chink then they seal them shut.


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 09:05 [Preview] No.655235 del
>>655231
True.
I was reading about one of the times Shostakovich (composer) fell foul of the State and basically slept on the stairwell in their apartment block to save everybody time.


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 09:07 [Preview] No.655236 del
>>655235
What a nice thing to do.


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 09:09 [Preview] No.655237 del
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NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 09:09 [Preview] No.655238 del
>>655236
Few people have a Wikipedia article with sections titled "First Denunciation" and "Second Denunciation". Fewer still have their compositions compared to a retarded duck in Pravda:
>deliberately dissonant, muddled stream of sounds ...[that] quacks, hoots, pants and gasps


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 09:09 [Preview] No.655239 del
>>655238
>hoots, pants and gasps
Weber taking a shit


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 09:10 [Preview] No.655240 del
I went through a period where every time I would use the toilet, whole onions would come out. skin-on, clean brown onions. I hadn't even eaten any.
It cleared up on its own after a few months.


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 09:13 [Preview] No.655241 del
>>655238
I'm just having a skim through his wiki, the poor bastard definitely suffered for his music.


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 09:13 [Preview] No.655242 del
>In later life, Shostakovich suffered from chronic ill health, but he resisted giving up cigarettes and vodka


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 09:13 [Preview] No.655243 del
>>655241
Ol' Stalin took out just about everybody in his extended family and most of his peers.


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 09:14 [Preview] No.655244 del
>>655235
>Shostakovich
Magyar bemérve.


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 09:15 [Preview] No.655245 del
>>655242
>but he resisted giving up cigarettes and vodka
these wiki nerds can't seem to comprehend what a few perks like smoke and drink mean to somebody who is or has gone through hell


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 09:15 [Preview] No.655246 del
>>655240
Binge walking?


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 09:20 [Preview] No.655247 del
>>655246
No. Investigations revealed it was likely gnomes were responsible in some way, but we never caught them at it.


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 09:21 [Preview] No.655248 del
>>655247
The Gnomes are the only ones who can tell the true name of an onion.
It was probably an elaborate onion smuggling operation.


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 09:23 [Preview] No.655249 del
>>655248
I think it went deeper than that, but we will never know.


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 09:24 [Preview] No.655250 del
>>655248
I blame the Russians or more likely the French


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 09:26 [Preview] No.655251 del
>>655250
French Scots.


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 09:32 [Preview] No.655252 del
The onions wouldn't flush. It was very embarrassing. I stopped going to other peoples houses.


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 09:34 [Preview] No.655253 del
>>655252
>tfw how can I flush all these onions


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 09:35 [Preview] No.655254 del
>>655252
Have you considered that you may be a genetically altered onion factory from the future?


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 09:35 [Preview] No.655255 del
Weber didn't want to hangout when he came to melbourne 😞


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 09:35 [Preview] No.655256 del
>>655252
Were they like a big round onion or a spring onion? guess the spring onions would get caught up being so long.


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 09:36 [Preview] No.655257 del
>>655255
What are you on about?


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 09:40 [Preview] No.655258 del
Wonder what zoomers make of old films like terminator 2, whether they're crap compared to modern films like rogue one and black panther


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 09:41 [Preview] No.655259 del
>>655258
The vast majority of the ones born after 2000 don't even know what you're talking about. Have not and will not watch anything older than themselves.


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 09:41 [Preview] No.655260 del
>>655255
You didn't deserve his company. I heard he spent the time partying with spergo and shitey, snorting crushed dexies off the turtles shell.


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 09:42 [Preview] No.655261 del
>>655255
If that is you, Monk, you were already in fucking Wagga IIRC.


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 09:42 [Preview] No.655262 del
and the time before that I did reach out to both you and Shitey and said I'm staying at such-and-such and you both replied the day after saying something to the effect of "I thought you were joking".


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 09:43 [Preview] No.655263 del
>>655260
Nobody parties like the NEET lads.


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 09:44 [Preview] No.655264 del
>>655263
I've tried. 3 states and 5 NEETs and nobody wants to know.


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 09:44 [Preview] No.655265 del
>>655264
Come to WA and we'll drink really expensive whisky.


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 09:47 [Preview] No.655266 del
>>655196
16 standards deep and it still hurts like a bloody bitch bastard


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 09:47 [Preview] No.655267 del
>>655261
>>655262
I probably was, and would have declined due to my gooning state.
It's the thought that counts tho


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 09:48 [Preview] No.655268 del
>>655265
only if NK wears his red and black jeans and you promise not to have a heart attack


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 09:48 [Preview] No.655269 del
>>655266
You need a choof for a sore muscle


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 09:48 [Preview] No.655270 del
>>655267
you're a drama queen


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 09:49 [Preview] No.655271 del
>>655268
It's my heart and I'll attack it if I like.


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 09:50 [Preview] No.655272 del
Will any of our gooners expire in 2023?


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 09:52 [Preview] No.655273 del
>>655272
My label says I'm good till '27


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 09:52 [Preview] No.655274 del
>>655272
IGA definitely has a shot at chirrosis I'd say


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 09:52 [Preview] No.655275 del
>>655272
Possibly 2023 or 2024.
I have a few issues I CBF getting seen to.
10K's already said he's on borrowed time.


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 09:53 [Preview] No.655276 del
>>655275
>10K's already said he's on borrowed time.
To be clear: not from gooning, but having a heart made from defective genetic stock


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 09:54 [Preview] No.655277 del
>>655276
>>655275
I'm good for a long time as long as I keep my fitness up.


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 09:54 [Preview] No.655278 del
>>655274
I'd say the mental decline is probably worse than the alcohol.


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 09:54 [Preview] No.655279 del
>>655272
Not far off.


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 09:55 [Preview] No.655280 del
>>655278
It's a small step from frying the poo to eating it.


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 09:59 [Preview] No.655281 del
>>655280
That was the other one.


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 10:02 [Preview] No.655282 del
>>655281
I heard they frequently swap poo.


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 10:02 [Preview] No.655283 del
The whole fight is over a poo deal gone bad


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 10:03 [Preview] No.655284 del
>>655277
I roll my feet subconsciously when standing or taking a piss. This is an indicator of early diabetic nerve damage.
Injuries to my feet and lower legs that draw blood take a month to heal. Further reinforces diabetic damage theory.
I can't piss properly or maintain a stiffy. This is prostate damage, or a side-effect of the follwing
I suspect I have some kind of colo-rectal issue. Unsure if standalone combination of fissure/chronic roids/pilonidal cyst, or cancer. This is due to blood/pain/seepage/messy cleanup.
Regular chest pain. Mostly seem like "muscular twinges" but who knows?
Completely physically puffed after simple things like putting foot on the side of the bath and cleansing my arse with a chux.
Headache and flashing lights if I bend over for more than a second or two - blood pressure/stroke
Sleep aponea. Visible to even the lowliest GP who looks at me.
Chronic asthma/lung disease.


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 10:04 [Preview] No.655285 del
>>655275
See a doctor please. It is silly to neglect your health in this way.


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 10:07 [Preview] No.655286 del
>>655284
That's a nasty list mate, I have to keep a watch on my blood pressure and I get the roids/blood pressure/IBS combination now and again which is hell but you've got it bad there.
I really hope some of it lets up for you.


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 10:09 [Preview] No.655287 del
>>655284
That is all self-diagnosed. The mind imagines the worst. Please see a doctor.


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 10:11 [Preview] No.655288 del
>>655287
My father died at 58 after his legs were chopped off due to diabetes and his lungs collapsed, but please keep telling me these things are all in my head.


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 10:15 [Preview] No.655289 del
>>655288
Get yourself properly diagnosed and have your conditions put under proper management.
I expect another decade of life out of you at least.


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 10:19 [Preview] No.655290 del
>>655284
Sleep tight.


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 10:20 [Preview] No.655291 del
>>655284
a lot of it might just be hypochondria


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NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 10:24 [Preview] No.655293 del
>>655288
Diabetes is easily diagnosed, pajeet refers you to specialist, specialist takes one of those blood sugar tests diabetics take every day, then tells you to eat BEANS.

beans are one of the slowest digesting calories.


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 10:25 [Preview] No.655294 del
>>655293
What about those sweet red bean paste dumplings the chinks make?


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 10:25 [Preview] No.655295 del
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NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 10:25 [Preview] No.655296 del
>>655288
All the more reason to get things checked out now while they can still help, unless you're like me and simply given up and just waiting to die.


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 10:26 [Preview] No.655297 del


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 10:26 [Preview] No.655298 del
Forgot to eat vegetables today again


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 10:28 [Preview] No.655299 del
>>655298
Buy a small can of peaches or something, anything to give you a bit of fruit and veg.


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 10:29 [Preview] No.655300 del
The worst part about crazy people is the way they think they are being clever and subtle when they are in fact being stupidly obvious.


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 10:30 [Preview] No.655301 del
>>655296
Life is a bit like a movie... if the first half has been complete shit, the second half is also going to be complete shit and you might as well walk out.


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 10:30 [Preview] No.655302 del
I've had several tests for diabetes, keep coming back negative, but I hold a suspicion that they're wrong and I've got it.


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 10:33 [Preview] No.655303 del
We need to do a health intervention.


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 10:34 [Preview] No.655304 del
>>655294
You can make them with as much or as little sugar as you like, actually they're often made without much sugar then dipped in a weak syrup. I've got the flour to make them, maybe I'll make my own adzuki bean paste


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 10:35 [Preview] No.655305 del
Skids night. Police on the radio are really buthurt, lads are taking turns alternating sides of town.


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 10:35 [Preview] No.655306 del
>>655293
I had a diabetic attack once. It was one of the worst experiences in my life.


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 10:37 [Preview] No.655307 del
>>655306
There was a bloke wandering around the carpark of my work once who we thought was on heavy drugs but he turned out to be diabetic having an attack.
He did not know where he was or what was going on.


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 10:38 [Preview] No.655308 del
These bad home cunts have dumped another big pile of trash next to my house.


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 10:39 [Preview] No.655309 del
BEAN neet will just put nasty food on the table and NEETS who don't finish it will come back to the table after dinner because they're hungery.
Tantrum NEETS who tip their vegetables and BEANs into the mong pen or down the toilet will have to beg, bully or barter food from the more responsible neets. Prison rules.


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 10:39 [Preview] No.655310 del
Just go to a fucking doctor already. You are still young enough to sort it out.
Your depressive apathetic attitude will change when you're coughing up blood or pissing yourself in a hospital bed for months on end


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 10:40 [Preview] No.655311 del
Garn give up sugar tomorrow, hope it's not too late.


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 10:40 [Preview] No.655312 del
>>655306
What was it like?


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 10:41 [Preview] No.655313 del
I shot a NEET in Davo, just to eat his rye


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 10:42 [Preview] No.655314 del
I like trains.


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 10:42 [Preview] No.655315 del
I shot the NEETO, but I did not drink his cup of tea


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 10:42 [Preview] No.655316 del
>>655307
Yes it is very, very, very shit. I happened to also be having a psychotic episode and it felt like my world was ending. I was having physical feelings happen to my body coincide with the psychosis. I don't know how that works but it was very shit. I wouldn't wish it upon my worst enemy.


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NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 10:43 [Preview] No.655318 del
>>655311
I gave up sugar, it really wasnt a big deal. There's lots of sugar in onions, carrots, fruit etc so it's not like you get "no sugar". You just stop adding sugar to shit, then stop buying processed junk which is basically overpriced sugar


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 10:45 [Preview] No.655319 del
>>655316
Fuck, that sounds horrible, completely stuck inside.
It was weird with the guy, like he was trying to communicate but he couldn't get it to work.


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 10:46 [Preview] No.655320 del
>>655314
Wait till thursday night.


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 10:48 [Preview] No.655321 del
Mum is talking about me and my employment status to someone on the phone


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 10:49 [Preview] No.655322 del
>>655321
Women undermine men constantly.


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 10:50 [Preview] No.655323 del
>>655322
I fell into a hole once that a woman dug


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 10:56 [Preview] No.655324 del
Just got my biggest fly spray kill yet. A huge grasshopper. He is bouncing around the corner of the wardrobe now, the pyrethroids easily penetrating the exoskeleton and quickly destroying neurons in the central nervous system. Heavin fuckin metal, dude


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 10:56 [Preview] No.655325 del
>>655323
You got sapped.


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 10:58 [Preview] No.655326 del
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NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 11:01 [Preview] No.655327 del
>>655324
This is disturbing behaviour.


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 11:02 [Preview] No.655328 del
>>655110
Does the vette have a towball?


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 11:07 [Preview] No.655329 del
There is a character in the comic now called Uranus Hertz


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 11:08 [Preview] No.655330 del
>>655329
Source.


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 11:09 [Preview] No.655331 del
>>655293
Any opportunity to shill beans.


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 11:09 [Preview] No.655332 del
I love the debicki banners.


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 11:10 [Preview] No.655333 del
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>>655330
Sinister Dexter from 2000ad


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 11:10 [Preview] No.655334 del
Drank 2L of milk, expired yesterday but it was still good.


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 11:11 [Preview] No.655335 del
>>655334
Well consumed.


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 11:11 [Preview] No.655336 del
Christian Bales new movie is terrible.


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 11:12 [Preview] No.655337 del
>>655284
>>655284
>prostate damage
Bad Dragon?


NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 11:12